The Snark Tank - #184: Bernie Sanders Says The Gamer Word

Episode Date: October 31, 2023

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It was just a picture of kiss and it just says, I want to fuck my bros all night because I'm very gay. That is insane. Same. I like the very gay. Somebody pointed out just by reading it. They're like, I think it's missing a syllable. I'm like, no, you got to stretch the barrier out, dude. You got to stretch the barrier.

I'm very gay. I want to fuck my bro's real hard. And blow in their face. There you go. There you go. That's actually too much effort, though. That's what we're talking about. You've spent too much brain power on that.

You've spent, you can't get that brainpower back. You know that, right? There's a limited amount And you use too much Oh man How's everybody doing? How are you guys doing? Man

Everybody doing How's everybody doing? Huh? How are you guys doing? Huh? Are you Jewish now? What's happening? What the hell's happening?

So Paul Rubens? Paul is, No, Paul Rubens is dead, Thank God. Our friend Paul.

Thank God. Thank you. Look, man, I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say, thank God. He's dead. Yes, you and your friend, Paul McCartney, I get it. Go ahead. Me and my friend, Paul.

Paul's Jewish, by the way. This makes us okay. But we cycle into that voice constantly to the point where it's like it's actually like a problem. And we have to stop ourselves from doing it in public places because we'll be at like a, I don't know, like dog house. It's like a restaurant out here. It's like, and we'll be reading the menu. It's like, oh, they've got it. And it's like, oh, they've got a, they've got a bison burger.

Oh. And there's something about that accent that's just like really fun to do. But I also, I'm very aware that it's technically racist. There's something about making fun of Jewish people. You know, that's just so fun. Can I say, can I say something about it? I don't do it because, you know, it's like that. There's real, there's real hatred in that area.

You know, there's real in those bounds. It's unreal that can happen. So I don't do it. I have to say, man, I'm kind of sad that I understand people go overboard, right? But at the same time, like, I'm kind of sad that we can't, in good faith, do accents anymore. You know what I mean? I'm going to, I'm be honest. I'm going to be honest, I think it's even funnier now because of that.

I think it's even funnier. Like, I listen to, look it. I don't know if I've said this on the podcast, but there is a three-hour compilation of just racist, trope voices a comtown podcast it's a three hour compilation some some dude on the spectrum put this together

swept through all of the episodes and it's three hours long and I gotta tell you I listened to it over like a few days and it was the funniest I've laughed in and quite a while because it's so insensitive it's just

it just is objectively fun to talk in different accents like it just it's not even necessarily like oh what a dumb accent. It's just like, it's fun to talk differently. And so it's kind of, I don't know, man. There are certain accents that you still can do, thank God.

Like Italian is up there where it's like you could still talk in like an Italian accent and nobody considers it racist really. You can do how long that's going to last. You can do fascist accents. That's actually totally fine. Yeah. Well, my thing is this right. My thing is this right. No, you can. I think accents are funny because obviously as a kid, I did a lot of accents to make fun of people because that was a bad kid. But I just don't anymore.

Pull that sucker like a fish from your face. Pull that sucker up. Put that closer? Yeah, there's go. There you go. So I choose not to be a jerk and do it now, but I did so many Asian accents growing up. I made fun of Asian kids so much in my,

because they made for me being black. So out of where friends, you know, me and my friends make fun of each other. But then I got older and I was just like, oh, this, I do this too much. There's no Asian. around anymore. I'm not surrounded by them anymore. I have to stop.

I don't just look racist. So I stop now and there's something missing. I feel like something, every day I'm like, I look in the mirror and I'm like, damn, bro, it ain't the same no more. And I ain't going about my day. Look, man, there's, there's, I love it. I love it. It doesn't matter what it is. Like, I was just thinking about, I was just talking about that

cum-town thing. And there's just a segment where they're doing Nigerian shark tank. And the ideas that they come up with are so fucking funny. Most of them have to do with wearing sandals. How about stretch limousine sandals? It's just stupidest fucking things. That is so funny. That accent's awesome too. It's great. That's a fun.

The nice accent sounds adorable. They sound like just little silly friends. It sounds silly and wise at the same time. I can't explain it. Yeah, yeah. That's a perfect combo. Something about it where it's like, you will die tomorrow. I will kill you in your sleep.

And it's like, holy shit, I believe you. But why? Like, I believe you and I'm like, I feel comforted by that because you're saying it in this way. Somehow you'd be like, I will kill your family and make sure you have nowhere to go. It's like, yeah, thank you, man. Thanks for that. Walks up, shanks you, but then he comforts you as he's shanking you. You will so be profusely.

It will be over soon. It will be over soon. Your blood will spill and mine will rise. Mine will rise. That's crazy. Anyway. You would not be accepted to the kingdom of heaven. What happened this week?

What happened this week? What happened this week? So there was a mass shooting but like, whatever, you know. No, not whatever. That's the problem. That is the problem. What you mean? We got to stop whatevering.

That's the huge problem. Okay, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hear me out. Can I have some real shit? Can I, I,

I don't want to, I don't want to hear anything real. There's there, there's it. So I was, I was at one of my, my cousin, Lily's cousin's birthday party,

right? They're born on Halloween day. And there was a young, there was a young kid there, right? There was a young, who was actually a young, like, polysy major, right?

Who knew about all three of us. What? Why? Because of the whole, because of he, he was young and he was, he was going down the silly pipeline of being a dumb kid But then he got pulled out of it

He was young he was a he's a young one He's like he's like he's like 18 So wait so he knew about all three of us And this is a friend of your cousins or like what's going on? Who is this? He was this Mike I think I'm pretty sure I'm Lily's cousin has a crush on him She invited him over but then we started just having like a chat about stuff So I ended up stealing my that little girl's front

A planned date away from her Poor kid she was so upset probably She was just like oh fuck man I wanted to kiss this dude Now he's talking to my fucking My fucking cussing about politics. I hate this motherfucker. Yeah, you fucked up, man.

He was a really, like a really kid, like a lot of, um, there's a very good head on the shoulder for someone so young, you know, like a very good head on the shoulder, a very intelligent young person. And he said sign that made me really sad, right? What do you say? He said that millennials suck because we kind of just gave up on trying to make the world to better place.

And that is the realest shit ever. That is the realest shit ever. I was like, oh, damn. Here's the thing. It sucks. It's true. It is totally true, but here's the only thing I have to say to push back against that. Look, man, when you have, when your generations removed, it's one of those things.

When you come to the realization that fucking boomers started this, Gen X did nothing. And then now here it is, we're just served a plate of shit. You can't expect people to be fucking energized to be like, we need a fucking right. Apathy absolutely. That is the first thing. You get bummed out first, right? You first get bummed out. And then you're like, fuck.

You know what I'm saying? Like, you can't expect the generation to be like, once they realize everything's fucked up to be, you know, put themselves up and immediately do something. I mean, what you would hope would be they would do something. But the reality is that people get,

people get fucking sad. Be real. Like, it's with anything, man, you find out like, when you find out like how, how fucking slaughterhouses work, for example, you know, join food and shit

and then you just see fucking like, you know, you know, brown people just punching the shit out of animals. That should never bother me, bro. That's what they put them down. Oh,

you never, you never see them. I'm in the Caribbean. I've seen it happen firsthand. I've seen my uncle be like, you want pork? They punch cows to death? You've seen that?

You've seen them punch the cows to death? I've seen them punch the cow to death of death. And then they kick the pig in the face until they finally dies. Some guy cold, cold-hearted, walks over to the cow throat, throat, knife throat,

cow makes noise, falls down, drag it in the back and I'm like That's the humane thing These are real niggins All the Tyson farms Whatever uh I don't even know what uh What calf beef farms are called

I just know the Tyson's the biggest chicken farm They stomped their heads It's because they started saving They wanted to save uh They wanted to save tools like tools are too expensive So now they just stomped their heads You know okay that's They just send a handful of people

And they put on those rubber rain boots And they just start dancing They just start fucking dancing Imagine some people having to stomp cow heads to kill cow. You know how strong a cow's head is? And dude, what's crazy is the cow's not even getting hurt. The people are getting tired before the cow even gets sort of hurt. No, no, no.

See, they have enough people to get it done. Like they, they hire, so they go to, they go to Home Depot. They go to Home Depot. No, they don't go to the clog dancing conventions. Because they need people that got good stumps on them. The problem is that that cost too much money. They're going to get some day laborers. And they're going to give them those Dutch clogs.

Or they're going to give them those those samurai fucking things. You know, it's like samurai. The sandals? Oh my God. They start stomping a little fucking cows. Stopping on cow heads. Until like maybe maybe the end of the eight hour shift that cows finally dead. So they stomp them.

It is, it takes a full shift. to actually kill one row of cows. That's insane. It's insane. These cows heads are so durable. And some guys like, dude, the sounds they make in there are fucking horrific, man. Just let us shoot them. Nah, man.

We got the equipment. Yeah, we're trying to, we need a budget. People. Take your $6 from stomping his cows head in and go to fuck home. Six dollars. Take the six cash. catch a bus for three months

this is three months bus fare and go home you know yeah I was just thinking about something like fucked up so I passed by

a Home Depot and then the day laborers are out there one of the sign the guy say he was working for a plane ticket and

and then I was just thinking of something like oh how funny would it be to tell him like hey man yeah I'll get you a flight

you know I'll get you a flight just need to do some work he does some work and then you you just send him somewhere wrong no you pull up

you I mean that that is that is the natural thing but no you pull up with a with a model airplane you pull up your and you tell him to drop it

you disgust me you walk up to him with a with a with a with a fucking paper airplane and you go you go you go look I got a plane

and then fucking throw it in his stomach and run away that is crazy that's so evil I do love the idea of sending somebody to a completely wrong place I love that idea because I want to do this is what I want to do I want to get Lily deported one day right I want to deport get really deported

and I want to send Lily's fuck American ass, American eyes to fucking Mexico and just watch her struggle. Just watch her struggle to get back. She just gets back. She's like, fuck you. I hate that place now.

Which part are we sending her? I would send her to the jungle. I would send her to the fucking jungle where there's like velociraptors and shit, you know? There's like creatures that shouldn't exist. Philosoraptor are fucking Mexican dinosaurs. There's just inexplicably like, yeah, they're velociraptors, but only in Mexico. Elia Mexico. It's like, what do you mean?

What do you mean? It's like, no, they're absolutely there. They're like, this is not a joke, right? We don't talk about it on the news because people will get scared and come looking for them, but then they'll die because there's too many of them there. Some of them got really crafty and survived the asteroid. And then these are smart ones. These are smart.

They have guns too. No, so here's the thing. This is what we're going to do. We're going to go in there. We're going to tranquilize them. And then since they're Mexican, we're going to put mustache and sombrows on them. When they wake up, they're just going to, like, you know, they're not going to know what's up. They're going to see that there's something hanging from their noses.

And they're like, the idea, the idea of doing that, the idea of doing that and trying to integrate them into society. Like, oh, they're like, you drop off a bunch of Mexican dressed Velassov is at Home Depot. And you expect, like, in your mind, you really expect nothing horrible is going to happen. But only terrible, because they're still. Dinosaurus. They're going to kill and harm people. But you're my like, what? I thought they were Mexican.

I thought they worked hard. They don't usually do this. I love that you. Try to put them in clothes. Try to give them like regular pants. I thought, what is it called? What did they do to Native Americans? I'm what they do they?

I thought it was going to, what is it called? There's a lot to unpack with that sentence. Yeah, for sure. My blood, my, my heart started feeling weird when I said that. Yeah. What is it called? when they tried to whiteify them. What?

They tried to whiteify them. I guess gentrify is sort of word. I mean, gentrify, I know that that's technically for like places, but I guess it, the same, same thing, I guess. They tried to give them humanity, I guess, air quotes. Give them humanity. It works for Native Americans. Why isn't they're working for these dinosaurs? It's like, they're dinosaurs.

Yeah, but they're from Mexico. They're still people, dude. Fairly even human. Jesus Christ, all right What would the snart tank? Fucking savages What's a snark tank podcast today Anyway, we were talking about a mass shooting

That happened that didn't matter It did, it does, dude Did I have bread in here? I don't know why these are in here You know what's crazy? I used to use those as guitar picks When I had no guitar picks Little bread, the plastic bread

Ties Yeah I don't know, I have not eaten bread in a long time. I don't know why. What else uses this? They're not just for bread. I've seen them on other things and I remember that kind of blew my mind.

But I don't remember what else they're on. I'm trying to think of what I have never seen those on anything but bread. I have never in my life once I remember specifically seeing them on something other than bread and I was like whoa. Was it a hot dog months? Those are bread. No, it wasn't bread. It wasn't different bread. It was like it was like a like an item. It was like

a pack of pushpins or something. thing or like something weird something bizarre that i didn't really understand why i would have a a bread fucking tonne by a bag of push pops and you're there on the bag of push pops you're like why is on all these push pops what's going on i know i'm not going to figure it out because i can't think of anything of but so here's here's my theory about about the uh about how we can curb a lot of this stuff right what do we got is you say it's bad that i i didn't even know about it or that A little bit apathetic about it, right? Right, right.

A little bit. But think about the reason that people do this, right? Is because, you know, they think it's like, oh, man. It's like an aspirational thing for them for whatever reason. They're like, oh, man, yeah, I'm going to fucking kill a bunch of people. And then I'm going to be on the fucking news or whatever. So many of these people do that. Right.

And it's like, what if we just, if we just didn't give a shit, then they would have no reason to do it. No, they're just up their game. I mean. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI,

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No. That is. I think their game would require work ethic. which they clearly don't have if they're taking this easy route of just, I'm just going to kill a bunch of people and die. You know, that's a lazy person. I don't know,

man. What happened is that we ignore, we ignored all these problems in our process. I think we ignored this one. I think we have to gaslight people into thinking, I think we need to gaslight people into thinking this didn't even happen at all. That's so fucking horrible. Yeah,

yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, what do you mean? No one died. I'm not saying they don't matter. I'm just saying it's like,

that'd be so fucking. Joel didn't die. I mean, Swiss cheese Joe Paradey That's so insane The idea

The idea of going up to a family They're like They're like My son We tragically lost our son In this year And it's like You didn't have a son

What do you mean? Yeah I don't know You're talking about That's horrid Is there Is there a more Honestly for real

Is there a more insidious Thing that you could do? Oh yes Definitely but not many more Yeah That's in like Not many more Like there's

There's some like There's some final things you can do. It's pretty top tier. That's the final tier of bad things. Yeah. Easily. Yeah.

All right. Let's, uh, I don't know. Let's move out of some questions. Yeah, let's not, we probably got a lot of them.

Nothing happened at all. Nothing happened at all. What does happen? I don't, man, I don't get a fuck. Let's do some questions. Let's do some questions,

man. I think this thing out. I think. Um, finally. Or, I don't know if he died, but I,

no, I've just seen his, I've seen his picture. around on Twitter. I saw his meme lately where it's like explained 4-9-2018 and he's just like, he's cut too. Yeah, he's a bad guy. He's not a great guy.

He's not cool. He's definitely assaulted a lot of women, too. Allegedly, I guess. Really? Allegedly? That's crazy. Yeah, I mean, the amount of stuff that he's done on the show, I'm like, just imagine what the fuck he does off camera.

That we've seen. We've seen him do some gnawedness, bro. Wild shit. Especially with his wife, like, being. his wife was like comatose in like a she was like a vegetable in one and one uh thing she's in a wheelchair and he's like making out with the hottest fucking wrestler at the time in front of her and shit just doing all this psycho shit and i'm like okay so he's Vince McMahon is the type of guy that i could this man is the type of person that i i feel

like i could see him dragging a deer into the sewer and then coming on it and then leaving like this McMahon was in like he was like late 50s he was in crazy good shape bro it was insane it's the only way i get I can only come if I drag a deer into the sewer and cake it with come. He's the only way. He's going to kill it, drag it into the sewer from a place far away to. Like it's not near the sewer. He's got to drag it into this particular manhole.

And then he can come on it all he wants. Makes sense, man. Two story. Two story about Vincent McMahon. It's real. That is true. Yeah, 100%. That is gross.

No fabrications. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, let's go on some questions. What do we got? My slightly lower hanging left nut rodin. Okay. He says new patron to you. Welcome aboard.

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and like standing on top of each other and each every debate a different person is going to be at the top so it's just you'll never you'll never quite know who it's going to be how tall would we be pretty tall I'm already pretty tall I'm already you're six three six four what six three six three and then so another so so so basically we're going to have at least probably about seven uh uh 12 foot we're like 13 14 feet tall we're going to be yeah just a little lumbering over people. You're 5'4. You're 5.6, I think, right? Six, and then, yeah, so you already got 11 just by default with our, with our teams. No, we're not going to be standing on each other.

We're going to be, everybody's going to be standing straight up on other person's shoulders. Or you're going to be sitting on, that's insane. No, no, standing. And then there are some, sometimes where Kixon's going to be at the top and then we're just going to have to figure that out. Yeah, we'll see how that works. You'll be at the bottom. The idea, you guys don't have to have the, what you call it, the, like, long, like, grabbers, but they're going to be our hands. So it's going to go all the way down with long grabbers.

I'm going to pick things up with the mechanism, so it's going to be all the around stuff. What I'm imagining, what I'm imagining is we're all in this trench coat, right? But, like, each of us have sleeves. So, like, it's almost like a centipede type situation where, like, there's, like, arms for the top and then arms for the middle and then arms. It's like, wow, the bottom. The president has six. You know what's so crazy? The president has six arms.

It looks crazy. The idea of that, like, we're going to do that. And we walk in and there's a person that looks like that already there. And we're like, why is this? Someone's still the idea. And then all of a sudden they fall down to all of their hands and knees. And they can move really fast. They have a bunch of legs.

And there's a big millipers person. Like skittering around the room. We're like, what the fuck? What the fuck? We can do it. I think. I think if we really put our minds to it. I thought that was three people, not one really long, multiple armed person.

I'm not trying. I'm not trying. If we really put our minds to it, I think we can... Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing.

whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together? It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard,

things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem.

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Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. Easily take the debates. You know, like we'll just combine all of our names into one completely ridiculous sounding name so we can sign papers as one person. And then they can't argue that we're not the same person. You know what we have to do, though? You have to...

Chris King... The thing about... I was going to hurt. me to say, I think we would do really good in the debates, but we'd have to give up what we stand for right before the debate. No, I don't think so. Actually, I don't think so. Like in the middle of it, we got to be like, I got to win.

I'm sorry. I just agree. Call the person who are paying against the N-word off the rip. See, I think that's funny. I think you can have Bertie Sanders talking points, but then also just be like, I'm from Brooklyn, nigger. You know, like, if you would have done that, he would have won. If Brady Sanders would have dropped the N-word once, he would have won. I don't think he's Jewish.

I don't think people would have liked that. Listen, listen, listen, nigga, listen. Listen. And then everyone's like, what? That idea is awesome. Don't fuck with me. I think if he would have said some hoodshut. It would have been fine.

Yeah, he would have said some hoodshutche. But if he said nigger, I think that would have been a huge problem. See, it would be a huge problem for people that were going to vote from regardless. You know what I mean? Okay, so... They're gonna be mad. Like, say, but they're still gonna vote for them. So, look at, the people, there's the edgy people that he needs to grab.

He needs to grab the edgy people, right? The stragglers, the not voting, the libertarians and all that shit. The right already got them, bro. They already got stolen by the right, man. No, see, look, they got, they got, so Trump grabbed them because he was being all vulgar and shit. Now, imagine if Bernie Sanders just starts dropping the end bomb, dude. And then he's just like, like, he doesn't give a fuck. And he's like, I was browsing 4chan

And I saw this Nick over here And like, be like, whoa, what? He knows 4chan? And then they would vote for him immediately. He knows 4chan. Oh my God. Oh, my God!

That's exactly what it would. I lament the fact that Bernie Sanders never just called Trump a retard straight up. He should have. Like, I really, I really, I really feel like, I really feel like, I'm not even remotely kidding when I say this. I'm being sincere. I really feel like if, if Bernie Sanders had the curve. and opportunity to say

retard in regards to Trump I think he would have won in a way that's shocking. I really do think that would have been all it would have taken. Yeah. Do you remember when he lost a lot of people, unfortunately when he said, I know what he was trying to say

but he just fucked up because he said white people don't know what it's like to be poor. And it's like what Yeah, it's an objection insane thing to say. He's speaking. He's speaking about the upper yeah yeah he got the race he's not he's not speaking about like individuals but the problem with this world is what he should have said was white people don't know what it's like

to be niggas and then it would have everybody would have been like damn absolutely he would have been he would have been a christ-like figure if you will i don't think i don't i really don't think that would have turned as well as you guys think i think that would have been amazing you guys think it would have turned out well then it would have just been the complete destruction of the fundamentally good left. No, no, no, no. I don't think so. I don't think the good, I think the good left

is incredibly performant. I think like a lot of that shit is like, oh man, you, we don't want to say. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We don't want to say, we don't want, like, no, I'm talking about like what's, Bernie Sanders is the good left. So by definitely, like, if he just said

retarded, that wouldn't matter because his politics are just correct. You know what I mean? Like, it's just like, he's got like the right positions on certain things. So, like, I don't, I could give a shit. It reminds me of, like, people who um they're like oh man yeah i would never you know body shaming's bad and or like all this

stuff or like uh hey you know like um you know that that joke is that joke is racist even though it's like a black comedian saying it or whatever it's like that joke is racist and then meanwhile they like work at like a real estate agency and then they would never sign a black family because it's like well it's just too much of a risk like these are like real people you know yeah yeah those are like the fakes fucking people in the world but like participate in like full-blown systemic racism but they're like actual like genuine racism but they don't say

but they don't say bad words so they can't say the word like my boys. It reminded me of, it reminded me of Alec Baldwin right when he said I think he said the F slur or whatever but he like he got in trouble for it

but like he also like even before that like it wasn't even like a response to like him saying the Fsler and then he was like oh I'm going to go raise money for LGBT charities or whatever He did that like a ton of times before And so everybody was like man That guy's such an asshole

It's like No Yeah but Not really He's an asshole for shooting someone But He didn't do it on purpose either That was funny

That was a wild experience bro He was like There are certain things like Look there are certain words That's obviously There's really no excuse But at the same time It's like dude

You cannot tell me When somebody tells me When somebody who's my age tells me like, oh yeah, I've never said the F slur or whatever. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't believe them. I don't believe them at all. That's an insane.

That's not fucking true. You know that's not why I was saying said it. Because I know that you play video games. I know that I know you've said it. If you play a call video, you've said it. I'm sorry. There's people, yes. The gaming community, no gamer has not said that word.

That's not the truth. And you know what's crazy too about that word? It's like that word That word when I was in high school Didn't even really mean that either Like when we were saying When we said that shit to each other It did not mean gay at all

It means bitch It just meant bitch It meant you're a pussy It was just a word It was honestly I think it was just a word There's something about There's something about the F and the two Gs That like just make it like a fun word to say

When you're When you're 13 When you're 13 Sounds good man And the Brits don't care Man Because it's just food to them That you can buy

You can buy You can buy, like say, look, I'm going to say this in the British context and YouTube should understand this, but I'd blurt it out anyway because they're not going to understand this. This algorithm suck dick. But like, yeah, it's like, hey, you want to go get some faggots. And that's real, the real fucking meal. It is a real meal. The thing is, I don't understand your guys' obsession with that shit. We're not in Britain, not in Britain land.

You know, our teeth are straight. You know, or we don't got to worry about shit like that, okay? That is different. That is really, no, no, but that's kind of like the ultimate. No, but it matters though, you know? Like, if you go around calling black people Negroes, like in Spanish, it just means black people. It's like, no, we're in America. The difference in that is that I can, I can, we can have this conversation on the podcast where I can tell you, I can say the word Negro.

I can, I can say that to you on the podcast. And it's not a problem because it means other things. It's still a bad thing to call somebody, but it has secondary meanings also, which is kind of a differentiating factor between what a slur is and what a word is. It's why, like, retard doesn't make sense to me, because retard has, like, a million different connotations that are just beyond a slur. It's a musical term. It's a term about fucking speed and genuinely. I wouldn't even go as far to talk to some of retard to slurs. It's a derogatory phrase, for sure.

I wouldn't say slur. But hold on, but what I'm saying, what I'm saying, what I'm saying, what I'm saying, what I'm saying, what I'm going to be a retardate phrase. What I'm saying is the N-word, there's no other use. Context other than Vandword, yes. There's no other use for the N-word at all other than to be a slur. Right. I agree. That's what a slur is. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM.

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Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the, experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point.

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It's simple as this. I don't care about any of that shit. I really don't. As far as the N-word goes, I would say to any non-black person, use it at your own risk. It's as simple as that. I would record you not do it.

You said at your own risk is a perfect. That is the best. Derek said it perfect. Like, look, I've run into this so much and I don't get it. I don't get why the white masses don't understand this. It's like, it's like basic math. If your friend who is black has no problem with you saying the N-word, that does not immediately mean that you can say,

oh, my black friends, let me say it to some other black person. I don't know why this happened so often. I've seen it so many times, And I'm just like, dude, what do you do? Like, I want to help them, but I'm like, no, they have to learn. They have to learn. They have to learn. They have to learn.

Like, you can't say this. They're like, oh, yeah, and they go say it. And then a lot of people mess up the way they pronounce it. I can't believe they do, but somehow people mess up the way they pronounce that word. And they say the real, the, uh-oh, version of it around a bunch of people you shouldn't say that to. We were going to read this guy's question. We were going to read this guy's question. Oh, yeah.

We somehow got sidetrack. My slightly lower hanging left nut road, and he says, new patron here. Why the fuck are the episode names different here than on YouTube? Other than that, happy to be here with the boys. Oh, that's a good question. That is a very good question. I don't know the answer. This is a very easy answer.

Derek just puts them sometimes you put the names, not all the times. I rarely put the names. I've only done it recently. And then sometimes you don't. And I'm like, I got to name this shit something. So it's something. This is basically, because, look, Look, this is what, so the, I don't name the episodes until the, uh, I'm just about to publish them.

It's basically when I name them is when I'm making the thumbnails. So basically it's up to your discretion when, uh, Swin, when you, when you posted to Patreon, it's up to your discretion. So my, I like the, I, I've always loved the idea of, I want to see what you come up with. So like, what you remember in the episode, you'll just, in that and then, and then I'm going to go with my own thing. So, that's what I was like, um, I was like, um, It's objectively very confusing

So here's the thing It's probably very confusing As long as there's a Go ahead Go ahead I'm gonna say It's probably confusing From the audience perspective

But just know the number The number is always the same The number is never changed I got the numbers I personally I personally love How cluster fucky that is Like it's like

The names depending on Like where you're gonna watch it It's based on a different First memory of that episode Yeah I love That is exactly as chaotic as I want this today. That's why I never

I never it was literally I think only two or three times like recently I put a reference like oh it's probably going to be about this. Like uh... did you upload episode 198? One what? What? I'm sorry I was like 191, 191 my apologies.

We're still not there. What are you saying? Sorry 181. I'm having a moment. 181. Did you episode upload 181? He's losing his fucking mind. I'm having a moment right now. I'm sundowning right now, bro. Did I upload 181? Everything is, I don't upload a Patreon or I'll...

I don't even remember this. I swear, I named it Sniper Wolf needed to be sniped. Oh, yeah, you definitely did that. You definitely did that. I cannot believe I uploaded that name. It must have been late. It must have been late and I was about to go to bed. Is that currently the name of that episode?

Sniper Wolf needed to be snipe. Patreon exclusive, though. That is crazy. I must have been tired as fuck. You know what's funny? I rarely see the names because I'm like, that's your domain. I had to go into Patreon for whatever reason. I don't remember what it was, and I did see that.

I think maybe I had to upload an extra ammo or something. There was something happened where I had to do one. I had to upload one time. And I think I saw, and I was just like, oh, wow. And then I just let it ride I would never say that normally, would I? That's pretty good. I mean, you wouldn't probably say it that obviously.

You would be like, you'd do like an implied thing. But like you just like did the lazy gay cover. Essentially what you did. But I'll put out words. Because that's an easy one. That's a layup. Oh, Snapper Wolf needs to be sniped. That's excellent, though.

Oh, man. Ah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, there's your answer. So Sweeney does the Patreon. And Sweeney is in charge. If you ever see any weird thing happening with the Patreon, too, by the way, you know it's your boy. Just know that it's, uh, yeah. It's everything is Sweeney's fault.

Yeah. This is a social experiment to see, like, how, like, how much can one person ruin a Patreon? How much, like that? How much blame can one person really take? Yeah. We're waiting for him to be so overburdened by the stress that he just collapses inward And it becomes a black hole

That would be fucking amazing You just start seeing the shit Like while we're filming it happens And then you just start seeing everything Pulled towards a room I just turn it to an event horizon I don't know if I'd believe that I think I would

Injection Conjunction by Rise Against Give me the come give me a guy, shoot a load up up me inside. Fuck my hole. That's so stupid. That makes me so upset. But he wrote in, he says,

Hello, Hybrid Theory, Suffer and the Witness, and whatever the fuck Sweeney listens to. I know you guys have talked about hot takes, but what are your music hot takes specifically? I'll go first. I think the hair metal scene of the 80s is one of the worst things to happen to metal. I hate you all. Keep up the bad work.

Thank you. Welcome aboard. I've got to say, It's necessarily a hot take. But it might... It's not really a hot take. It's... I think overwhelmingly people agree with that. I think I'm in the minority where there are some...

Not like, say, I love White Snake. I think White Snake's fucking incredible. Motley Crew is not incredible, but I love their music. You know what I mean? But I would say most of them are like just stupid as fuck. I think... I mean, Pantera used to do it. I mean, then they were like, oh, wait, we don't want to be fucking retarded anymore.

do let's go a different direction. You know, everybody got infected by it. So it's not really that hot. It's, that's pretty good. That's, that's, I agree with you, sir. We can have a hearty handshake and I don't have to think you're stupid. Good stuff. Yes, I got a, I got a good one.

I got a good one. Go ahead. I believe that the reason why hip-hop music became the popular juggernaut it is now is because of white people. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell. to the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna,

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Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. What? It's because of white people. It wasn't, not the creation, but the popularity that it's risen to at the point now is because of white people. And that is funneled right back into our society of us, of black people and becoming thugs and horrible people and criminal.

because that's what sells songs. So effectively, corporate America still is absolutely has control over hip hop. And then technically by that our culture, just really fucking crazy. The thing that's interesting about that. No, I mean, it's actually, I think it's pretty, like spot on. It's spot on. It's just wild that that's how it's going on. The only thing, the only thing that I would push back on is that I feel like any type of hip hop could have

really throw like when you look at um say the fact that vanilla ice could be as big as he was for example but that you know why he was as big as he was though but but exactly but exactly my point so like say when when the big white exec started focusing on like uh gangster rap right gangster rap yeah um it it's it was more of a it's it in my opinion it didn't need to be that could have been anything that is the only thing it seems like because i feel like Manila ice needs to be iced. He sucks. I think everybody agrees with that.

Should I almost killed him. That's why. That's why he stopped making music. Should I almost murdered him? Hey, man, he should have stopped after he got that ninja rap thing. Oh my gosh. Go ninjas. Go ninjas.

I actually like that song, which is crazy. I can't believe I didn't bring this up. Like the chorus. Well, I guess this was, this is kind of related to this. You ever seen a nigga get down? There was a recent, wasn't there like recently a breakthrough in the Tupac? Oh yeah, somebody finally got arrested Somebody finally got arrested

And he's I don't know Some dude Some guy that's been around for a long time And giving interviews and shit They're like oh this nigga did it I guess And Pete Diddy's really nervous And Diya I'm pretty sure

Did he has something to do it Biggie's death I don't know about Pock But it could be could be It very likely too I wouldn't surprise me I would say for shit There was an interview Right before Biggie's

He did he himself killed Tupac He pushed him into a volcano that's nuts that is nuts they fought on they fought on a volcano they weren't at Mount Doom bro

that was just like in fucking Linwood or something you know the volcano in Linwood yeah the my only one of the My only disagreement is that Derek is that there's no way that could have been

happened for backpack rapid or like conscious wrap there's no way as that is what I've been able to put their teeth into those kind of artists because inherently those kind of artists are anti that kind of corporation, you know? Absolutely. And only that couldn't have happened.

But gangster was easy because gangstrap people are idiots. Unfortunately, I hate to say that. I hate to tear them down. No, you're right. But they're stupid. The beats, man. The beats are, gangster rap had like easy to digest beats, which anything that's like kind of on the underground level just doesn't.

This doesn't. Oh, let's check it on, Chris. You're there, Chris, I just want to make sure you're there. Yeah, what do you mean? You blacked out. You sound a little bit robotic, but I'm sure obviously you'll come in fine for the local audio. So we just want to make sure you're dead. That's so weird.

I know what's going on. I got to restart my rat or something. What's going on? I'm fucker Carlson. But yeah, hot takes, man, I don't know. I feel like a lot of things in music are already, everything's kind of like laid out. the way it is like we know

underground artists are underappreciated we know like there isn't a lot of um hot takes and music in my opinion I feel like things kind of fly where they are

and so nothing's really coming off the pop of my head that people would be like the hell you say you know they'd be like how fucking how dare you I'm like uh everything is uh

yeah I don't know I don't have many hot days I will say I do think a big reason why it took me a really long time to enjoy rap is because it's hard for me to enjoy music that I can't sing along to. So you're not being able to say niggas bothered you? Yeah, honestly.

Yeah, I was just like, well, I'm not even going to bother with this. No. It's like, you're Puerto Rican, but if you, if you say nigger and then someone approaches it and say you're Puerto Rican, your life will be the same as most people. You don't understand.

I understand. It's not a real. It's just something that I've thought of before. I'm like, oh, yeah, maybe that is why. That does probably play into it Is big pun

Is he Puerto Rican 2 or no Puerto Rican pun and both pun and Joe are part black though Yeah They are both part black What part of Joe is black? Fat Joe is like I think his dad is black

His left kidney is mega black I think his dad is right No cap He's a blondie He's a blondie He has a blondeie He had blonde hair green eyes growing up I remember listening

Joe of Fat Joe because he lived in the Bronx by where I grew up. He went to Taft High School, same high school as my sister. There are pictures of him in the school with blonde hair, green eyes. And I'm not kidding. He is part niggins. I don't know where that nigger part is. That's why he fights so hard for it.

That's why he, that's why he would you try to take it from him. He's like, I can't let you do this to me. I earned it. I don't know. I don't know if I have, I can't think of any music hot takes that I have really that aren't like really.

Like I really do think any stronger. that you would have on music is either so subjective. It's either like incredibly subjective that like nobody can really argue that it's not a tape. You know what I mean? Like or it's so unanimously understood that it's. I have one. Okay, here we go. I have one.

And I think a space jam jersey. I am not. No. It looks kind of like it from I wish I had a. It's a limited. It's a Space Jam 2 jersey. And he bought it with Miss Jam 2 was coming out.

He was like, God, I'm a fucking thrift store or something. Remember when Kingston watched Space Jam 2 and loved it? I never loved it. It wasn't that bad. You loved it. We had a whole episode about this where you loved it. That's crazy. The corporate placing was fucking immaculate.

It was a, it was LeBron James gave a stronger performance than any basketball game he's ever played. I remember that word for word. You're saying that. You guys are a bunch of fucking apes, bro. What your fucking is. What was your hot tech? Oh, so

Sammy Hagar, who replaced, what's his name, David Lee Roth or whatever the fuck? And Van Halen? I think, now... Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell,

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Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first Volt-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large. large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing,

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This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. I think Sammy Hagar, not overall, but say there's that song fucking, I think it's just called like Dreams. I can't even, I'm kind of blanking out right now. But it was on, I first heard it on the Mind Morph Empowering's movie at the very end. It's like the credits.

It's fireworks and shit and it's playing. And I think that song is, you know, with Van Halen with David, with Sammy Hagar is better than any of the shit that they, like I'm talking Panama. I'm talking fucking Hoffrick teacher. Those are good songs and shit. But I just feel like Sammy Hagar did fucking absolutely kill it. And all you do is hear people that love Van Halen. They grew up obviously in the other direction.

And so they hated Sammy Hagar when he came in. They're like, oh, this shit's gay. But I'm like, yo, I think that song in particular is like the best thing that Van Halen has ever fucking written by miles. By fucking miles. And Van Halen fans would probably be really upset of me saying that. But overall, I feel like most people would probably agree with me on just a poppy level, like listening to this song versus their other shit. That's just not really for everybody. And so, yeah, controversial.

Kind of like people used to say the same thing about Metallica. They're like, the black album is the best. thing they've ever had and then Metallica fans were like oh you know they look at puppets and shit you know I'm like Shut the fuck up Master of public's pulling the trains Pulling pulling the train Manstoning pulling around trains

Master of public clearing my drain Master of public eating my brains Bastards I like the idea I like the idea of somebody singing that Intensity but he's like Wrong No he's just like he's like he's like

A guy who, like, in his basement, he has, like, a model train setup. He's, like, one of those people. Blastering up on his knees. Fucking all, like, on the verge of getting divorced and shit, and just spins off his time. He spends all his time down there souping up his trains, bro. His trains look a mac. His trains look like something that you would see in fall of Cybertron.

Like, those are some nice trains he got down there. But his wife's vagina is dry. That's one of my favorite. It's my favorite. One of my favorite Donald Donald jokes is about it's like you heard about this guy who kept the bodies of several women and children dismembered in his basement. Went to you hear what my strange uncle Albert had in his basement. A fucking electric train. Like it's like worse?

Yeah, I love that joke. but I don't know fucking what the hell were you even talking about I definitely could see myself becoming a portraying guy if I want to I like the hot takes right I think the only the closest thing I have to a hot take isn't even really a hot take but like it's it's that I really was never on board with the idea that Lincoln Park was like bad I just kind of always genuinely like them a lot like I think the last the last two albums were not great but I think they were they were great experimental yeah I don't think they were great but like the thing

to me was like I never considered them I never considered like Lincoln Park a bad band you know what I mean I grew out of them I grew out of Lincoln Park I can say that definitely I still listen to them I actually as a matter of fact I did a uh I did their albums from uh leased to best or whatever on my channel that I was bored and uh yeah I I still yeah like their last album I firmly believe I really do I genuinely believe this that uh Chester killed himself because of the reception of the album really yes because Chester likes heavy music he's always like to have music. As a matter of fact, he had a side project at the time with a Lamagod guitarist. So they dropped a single. It was heavier. It was more probably what he wants

to do. The Lincoln Park went into this pop direction, which I know Chester's not really a fan of, but he's like, yeah, let's fucking do it. Mike Shinoda is the weird one. He's the guy that's like, I like stuff that people don't typically like. So when they had that experimental album, like a thousand and Sons, whatever, back in 2010, and people were like, what the fuck is this? Where's the electric guitars? He was like, I love that shit. So, with Walmart Light is way more up his alley.

And it's just a pop album. It's completely pop. And I feel like people, the fans being so fucking upset and just disappointed. Like, what the fuck is this shit? Just drove him over the edge. I really believe that. That was like, that was just like, fuck, I can't deal with this anymore. Because he's, you know, he's been battling for his whole life.

And then that was just like, fuck this. I can't deal with this. Blah! And he was like, blah, blah, or something. And, you know, but I will say the Lincoln Park good. That album sucked dick. The one before actually went heavy, but it was lazy. I didn't, it was a honey party.

The hunting party was fucking lazy as fuck. Anyway. Do you think it is he was in a twist before? No, I'm not going to. I'm not good. I'm not good. I'm not good. I like just too much.

I'm not going to. I'm not going to. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, okay. Fair enough. I don't know what you're going to say. I like Chester too much to make a joke about him right now. That's not cool.

May you rest of people. He made music that's very iconic for my life, and I always enjoy it. I just think I wasn't a teenager anymore, you know? Like, the music very much did for me as a young teen. Then I go out of it. And I was like, I respect you for what you are. I don't think you're bad. And so I think it still sounds great to be honest.

See, I can see, this is, this is the thing that I, the, um, I didn't listen to angst-y, new metal and all that stuff because of the, of the, of the angst. I really didn't absorb the lyrics. I just thought, it's kind of like, say, when I'm listening to baby metal, right? Like, I don't understand. what they're saying, but the melody's there. It's fucking, this is good music just overall. I love the patterns, love

the melody. So I kind of treat music in the same way where the lyrics can add to a song obviously. Like I definitely got into some political music and stuff when I was younger. Oh, for sure, yeah, yeah. But... That's weird for me because music, the lyrics of music have always been, like, the groove and the groove

of music has always been very important to me. Well, I get, especially if you if, if canonically you're like, I am a hip hop head, right? Right, that is... Well, even before I was hip-hop head, obviously, I was a soul, I'm a black person, I'm a soulhead, and I listen to, like, Hispanic music and stuff like that, too, being Caribbean. And I saw, like, it's always been, the groove is first.

How does the song make you move? That is the first thing, always. And then it's what the song says is the second most important thing for me. Yeah, and that's kind of what I mean. Like, so when I'd be listening to Lincoln Park crawling in my skin, these wounds, they will not heal. And you see all these kids that are like resonating with this shit. And I'm like, I'm fine, bro. Like, this does, I don't feel anything when I'm listening to this.

But it sounds amazing. It sounds fucking incredible. I'm like, this is a great thing. It's about a lot of stuff with it. Like, I'm looking part to me like melodically is just really strong. Like I think they, like breaking the habit is amazing in my opinion. Just from like a melodic standpoint and just like, very good song. The way everything leads into each.

other. That music video is fucking killer, too. But I don't know, man. Lyrics are important. It's why a lot of, it's why I gravitated to a lot of punk specifically, especially like a lot of like hardcore political punk. Like, Rise Against. That's why I was fin of. That's what I was fin of. Residence is primarily lyrics for me.

Like I almost like, like, their melodies are fine. Like there's some melodies I think are great. But like overall, it's like, oh, this is. Same thing with rage. Same thing. This is really fucking well. Rage is, is more, uh, more melody to me as well. I think for like rise against and rage

You can tell that they are also hip hop fans Because of how much they put lyrics into their songs You can tell like they care about like They like hip hop as well That's why they say so much in their songs It's really the well there's the hardcore element of Because hardcore is The genre of hardcore

The the The vibes and the message was more important than the music itself because it was usually a lot of PMA, like positive mental attitude and fighting racism because obviously a lot of races started get into punk and then so then the

hardcore scene was like get that shit out of here. That is crazy. That is crazy. Rangers are fucking... Like, talking about all the shit that punk's fuck about. Bro, you know, okay, I went to... These skinheads are there like bumping and you're like...

They're so stupid. Do you know where you're at? It's crazy. Do you know what you're at right now? This is not punk genre, right? This is New Metal, whatever, mushroom head. They once did a, so they were being provocative, right? So they did a photo shoot, and they were in like Hugo Boss type of Nazi stuff. Like, so, and people are like, oh, you know, obviously they're just whatever.

This is, this is cute. And because of that, just because of that one photo shoot, I went to a mushroom head show in like 2005 or something. And there was like 100 skinheads there. I was like, they don't like you. Go away. What's really weird is that punk across the pond, across the pond, punk is very black. It's like very, very, very black people punk. Like British punk is very black.

Well, I don't know why. I don't know what you mean by that. Like it's like a lot of black people participate in the punk. Oh, you mean. Oh, that's what you mean. That's aesthetic over there. It's not so much over here. Over here it exists.

Don't get me wrong. But it's not as like big as over there. over there. They're like punks. That makes sense. I mean, dude, that's where that is the, that is the birth of punk. Oh, really? You know? Yeah, absolutely. I know the birth of punk. I thought the birth punk was over this side. No, no, no, no. Like, you can say one of the earliest, some people like to argue and say, who was like the first, like official punk band. Some people, there's a band called Death.

They were, there were these Motown heads. There's these black dudes that were doing like Motown. And so in the 70s, they started a punk band. So some people were saying, were these guys, the first guys do punk? But like the, the actual. Like, when you think of the punk genre, the bands that put it on the map, it's just all pretty. Just like with a traditional heavy metal, like the British invasion, man, the fucking, the Brits were just killing it in. Because it was like, what? Like, I don't know what the Ramones were exactly, but like, they were like really, really early. And they were, though.

They were. Really? Yeah. They're in the, they're considered punk. Ramones, the Ramones, I would argue is like the earliest, the Ramones I would argue is like the earliest example of like. the earliest example of pop punk is the Ramones, I think. They remind me of like garage band punk, you know? Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

that's because we've heard it a lot. That's true. It's kind of thing. The Ramones is like, like, like, weirdly popular for, for how long they've been a, like, what was that like that fucking 60s? 80s, dude. How old is the fucking Ramones? They're 80s, man.

Well, they start, well, they, I think they blew up in the 80s, but I think they were probably like a lot of other punk bands that first started jamming in like the probably late 70s or something. It says like some of the pioneers of punk rock. Yeah, never mind. 1976. Ramones for sure. So like here's the interesting thing.

Like so if you look at the band Death, I think they formed in the mid-70s. So I think technically they might, yeah. So the thing is the only thing that sucks about death is that they're a fucking amazing band and nobody knows about them. I found out about them. I was getting my knuckles tattooed. And the guy that was tattooed my knuckles, my brother's friend, or my, no, not my brother,

my friend's brother, he was like, hey, man, you ever heard of death? And I'm like, what, that fucking death metal band death? And he's like, nah, man. And then he told me about this one, 2012. And it blew me a fucking way. There was these three niggas that were like, we want to play heavy music because they saw Alice Cooper. They saw Alice Cooper. And they were these Motown dudes.

And they're like, we want to play heavier. shit. And then, and then they're, the songs are good. Like, they're, I was like, these are good songs for being, like, one of the first, like, experimental bands. And, uh, nobody knows about them, but probably because their fucking name was death, like geniuses. And so that's a very cool name to,

this is crazy. It's crazy. People are going to really fuck with that. The Ramones, this makes so much more sense to me now, but I didn't pay attention to, the Ramones are from the same neighborhood as Spider-Man. Yeah. They're from Forest Hills Queens Yeah, they're from Forest Hills Queens

It's like Peter is So that's why they were in the new Spider All the new Spider-Man movies That doesn't make sense Oh, that makes sense They're from the exact same town as them And I'm like, that's fucking crazy That makes sense

I honestly thought They used that song Just because it's a great song It fit no they fit Oh no They use three of them Because all the movies They use Ramon's music

No they don't It was only a Blitzkrieg Bob At the homecoming and and in what you call it they were in um sedated in what you call it in far from home come come come come I don't remember far from home that well and then I think did they use

there was too much bullshit happening in a thorough of them these Ramones to fit anywhere in it the three the three Ramon songs are there's a lot of it obviously but the three the three ones that have carried are it's Blitz Creek Blitz Creek Bob

I want to be sedated and my brain is hanging upside down Those are the three Those are the three big remotes What do you mean? What are the most famous songs? Definitely My brain is hanging upside down

I don't remember the I don't know if that's the name of that song But that's like Nah nah My brain is hanging upside down Are you forgetting Rockaway Beach dude? Oh shit yeah

Absolutely What are you talking about? Absolutely I know the popular song Rockway Beach is I have not heard Rockway Beach nearly as often As I've heard all this thing

It's also popular, though. I thought you were going to say, because like, Rock, that's like their, that's, yeah, there's Blitzkrieve Bob, I want to be molested, and then, uh, uh, it's not called that. It's not called that. It's not, it's fans, people, people, listeners, it's not called that. 20, 24 hours a day. I want to be molested.

Pull off my pants and break me. And finger my whole. I want to be molested. Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry. I'm about the fucking come. Hurry, hurry, hurry. I've got a fucking gun. Oh, oh, no, oh, no.

Come, come, come, come. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's, oh, well, Pet Cemetery is there, too. They've got, they've got some. They've got a lot. They've got some. I am, my friends were pretty big fans of Ramones, but I never, see, my thing is, I heard too many other good bands before I heard Ramones. And I was like, this is, it's a very, it's a very Beatles type situation, honestly.

Yes, exactly. Great point. I personally, like, this might be really fucking, this might be a hot take. The Ramones are way better than the Beatles to me. But I think, I think, I think, but like, you know what I mean. That's a hot take, for sure. But I do understand. A lot of people would be upset about that.

But I do understand, I do understand, like, where it's like, if you listen to Ramones now, it sounds like fairly quaint. I still think it's pretty catchy and, like, really, like, something like. It's catchy and fun. Like, but. The radio station I listen to when I'm taking Jojo work plays Ramones a lot. And I find myself singing along to it, but I get. annoyed because I'm like, well, how about play some fucking misfits then, dude?

Like, they just play, this radio station is so selective with the shit they play, where it's like, oh, cool, so you will play punk. Play anything else then, other than fucking Blitzkriebop because that's what they play. Yeah, Blitzkrieg bop is like the most overplayed one. Like, I actually, I think it's a great one, but it's also like, that's probably the one that I listen to the least, honestly. Right. It's just, I've heard it too many times.

My favorite is the KKK took my baby away. it's it's a it's a great song it's the k k k took my baby away they took her away away from me and I'm just thinking like and I was like okay

when they're writing that song are they talking about his girl are they talking about a literal baby I don't know I don't know man I like thinking about Bruce Springsteen

where he's singing like Hey little girl Is your daddy home Hello hello I'm Malcolm Gladwell host of Smart Talk with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbeta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future

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that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer.

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No, no. That's not cool, man. It's crazy, man. Open up the door kid, I know. Open up the door kid, I can smell you in there. That really isn't what that song is. It's like, I smell you. I smell you, young person, I smell you.

I'll get you. What's a kid rocking? Can you imagine hearing that? Like, you're about the glock. outside and you hear somebody sniffing your doors like I smell like you hear somebody audibly sniffing your door Like a dog when they're at the fucking threshold? It's me Bruce Springsteen You could somehow hear that he has an erection you can somehow hear it

You can hear his erection And he's banging on your door, he's hitting your door, he's in your front door and it sounds like he's hitting your back door too That's how heavily he's slamming at your door door. Every single door in your house is shuddering. He's knocking on the door. He's knocking on every single door in your house, even the ones inside. And it's a very scary. Bruce Springsteen's a fucking scary creature, man. Then your dad gets back and it stops.

He's like, hey, honey. Dad, Dad, Bruce Brickney was in the house. He was sniffing. He was sniffing all the bottoms of the doors. And he was clawing at the doors. Look, there's teeth marks in the door. He bit the door He bit the door He was biting his way through the door He bit a flat Circus

That is insane He got to bend his teeth a little bit He bent his teeth out a little bit And then bit your door Ew Ew, that's so vivid I used to have a dream I had this dream once

Where like I was able to like close Like close my teeth To the point where like they would Almost like So these, let's say you're going to have to watch the video for this to understand what I'm saying here. But like, let's say this is, these are your teeth, right? Yeah, okay. This is weird.

I had a dream where like, I had this dream at least three times where I could close my mouth like this. But then my teeth would go like that. That's fucking weird. So like the tops of my, like the top and bottom of my teeth would touch because my teeth would be like soft. It was just like, oh man, this is gross. This is really fucking disturbing that I would. wake up scared. Anyway, thanks for the question.

I'm glad I turned off my dreams, man. I'm so glad I turned those motherfuckers off. Those shit are scary. Chris never got, all right, Chris never got through the zipper hand job behind a dingy diner at night from a mean goth girl that told him to clean himself, Rodin. He wrote and he said, hello, every shade of ground. I don't know. I don't know.

That sounds like something that could have happened to me, but also, like, I don't think. I don't remember it. Hello, every shade of brown. First time patron here that has yet to have his existence acknowledged, aside from occasionally making you both laugh with my gay names. Not much of a question,

but tis the spooky season, so I thought I'd burden you a lot with this. Relatively recently, scientists have discovered a massive ocean underneath Earth's crust, complete with its own ecosystem. How do you feel about that? That,

let me look this up. I don't care. So that's where the mole people are. That's where the locust are. Yeah, Dom, they're here. They're here. They're swimming in their dumb underground ocean. Under Earth.

It's a retarded lagoon. What do we do, Dom? Is this real, though? Like, what the fuck is this? Marcus, I'm fucking dead. I'm a ghost, Marcus, what are you doing? I'm fucking dead for. fool, leave me alone, man.

He's a muerta, bro. I love the... So I'm Muerto, fool. Go away, man. Afwera, man. Tom, I need you to scare my size. I'm sorry.

I'm a muerta. I'm dead, man. I'm dead. God, the way. Where's my wife, though? That fuck is my hind-aheafoo. What's my...

Did you... Did you... Did you... did... Did you... Did you forget? Tom? Did you forget what happened?

What happened? I was sleeping for a little bit, man. He doesn't sound like this at all. He doesn't sound like this even slightly. I don't remember. I drove that carter into those, that explosion, fool.

And what happened after me? I got a little sleepy, eh? And I don't know what happened. I got a little sleepy, eh? I really, don't worry, fool. We back out. Let's go find me.

Can you imagine if he wasn't trying to die? He actually was just trying to. He actually thought of him at the wheel? No, no. He was just like. He was just like, I have an idea. If I drive this thing through the thing, then it'll, like, open up a path for us,

and then we can escape. Yeah. He just drove into a gas station and exhal. He didn't know. Where's my ex-posa, fool? Come on. Let's go. Where's she at?

He doesn't sound like that at all. It's so crazy. He needs, like, a theory. Your wife is dead. You know, like in Translucie doesn't know what happened. Dob. Where's my ex-posa, man? I miss her.

Maria. Don't de vas. Maria. What can they grab anything, fool? What's going on? He's going to really hard to eat freaking chicharon when I'm not being able to touch them. That's crazy, man.

I hope that Aletero has invisible Elatero. I'll be hungry, man. I'm going to stop. You want to tell what's going on, Cole. Tell him, Cole. You dead, nigga. You fucking dead. I'm pretty much half Mexican.

Yeah, no, so I should probably stop. He screams in his face. He's always screamed in his face. Dude, man, I love Gears of War, man. I love Cold Train. I love Coltrane. Because he's such a fucking creature. Honestly, looking back at that game,

even just from a character standpoint, like, what a good group of guys. Like, honestly, like, what a genuinely fun, like, cast of characters. outside of Kim outside of Kim but he died pretty quick but yeah yeah fair enough

Woo Just fucking fucking so fucking huge man Yo I love how they're all huge And then there's coal Yeah He's just disgustingly They're medium

They're medium In the universe Marcus Phoenix Is Mclovin Basically Like he is like the Mcloven of that He is the Mcloven of that

universe. He is just so scro-like everybody looks at Marcus and he's like, look at fucking pipsqueak. You know, like, what a fucking way. I'm so hungry. I haven't eaten in days. Well, no, the pipsqueaks are the carmines. The carmines are the pipsqueeks.

But that's so funny too because they're beefy too. Like, I just love the fact that everybody. Well, the carmines are bigger than most bodybuilders still. Yeah. They're still. They're tiny I love it I can't lift

I can't lift my backpack Dom What What do the locust Eat because they're jacked too man I'm like They're They're just

They're They eat rocks And pits They hack into the fucking plumbing They just hack into people's plumbing And like Every time some idiot Every time some fucking morons dumps

fucking a full thing of protein down the sink and ruins their plumbing. They're on the other side sucking it. Fucking, sucking it on

fucking groups of them and they, obviously the gears, they take massive shits. They're like elephant dumps, dude. Just that, their shits are in fact the spike grenades

like they throw at you. Just a bunch of hoarder ones of those. They just straddling shit. You know those videos of people, you know, you know the video of, those people throw in, you know that

that monkey, that squishy monkey toy that people throw off of like top of the, off of like really high buildings and it flattens. That's, that's, that's, that's, when they take a shit, that's, that's what it is. It's like this like big and then it just like, it's impot. Like they have to, they have to have like a big, like a spear almost to break it up just so it can go

down, just so they can go down the plumbing. Or, or no, it's because it's that, no, because that's the universe that they're in and they all do that. Their toilets are just a big a hole. They're just huge. It's always on the bottom floor. There's never a second story toilet. It burrows deep into the ground. You could fall

in. It's like a Mario pipe, basically. There's no flushing because you don't need it because it just because it simply falls all the way down like into a well. What does it fall down tooth? Place. The fucking locusts.

That's why they're so mad. that's the whole reason because they got shot on so much that's why they're angry the whole reason for what was it E day I think it's called in the game the whole reason for

Irving's Day where all the locust come up is because the gears kept shitting on them literally and they're like what the fuck is going on they had a

they had a you know what was it the thunder ball or whatever that was called they had their version of the Superball thrashball thrashball

And you know in the Super Bowl, it's the most time The toilets are ever flushed during the halftime. So they had their thrash ball halftime And there's just shit everywhere. And they're like, that's it. Just getting drowned in shit, bro. We put up with this for generations and now we've had it. We've been sucking on protein for years and now we're finally ready.

They used to be so thin. Like if you could see like the locusts from 30 years ago, they had no-tip. You know the little ones? The little ones and went around and like the little mowers? The wretches, yeah. The wretches? They were all that size. Yeah.

And all the shit and piss in the three dropped on and made them start venturing into bodybuilding. And now they're strong enough to kill us. Do you think you could kill a wretch? I think I could kill a wretch. I don't think I could kill a locust. I don't think I don't think you kill a wretch, Chris. If I saw a locus, I'm so fucking terrified. Chris, I don't think a wretch would scratch into you and you'd be like, yo, he dug into.

to me. He would swing his hand and it would go straight through your bone. I'll put it this way. I think I have a better chance against a wretch from years than I do against like a grunt from Halo. You know what I mean? I would rather fight a grunt. You're not being a grunt. They're too

fucking. They're wide and tall, technically really tall. Yeah, they could also like pick you, they could throw you like eight football fields away so probably not. Anyway, school shootings prove white people are the best at AOE damage rodin. Very timely.

Harbingers of my Harbingers of My Happiness In light of Maine Once again proving the name accurate I ask you this If you all could become a hybrid of Wait what if you could become If you all could become a hybrid of you

And any alien race and fiction What kind of monstrosity would you turn yourself into? Oh man That's a fucking hybrid So it's me and another Oh Kryptonian the fuck I want to be an Elkhor from fucking uh from mass effect

those big niggas the criminal emotions yeah those are the same thing those are the two best ones to be man I know it's just it's my real answer it's the one that because like

I would rather not be a cryptonian actually crotonian this I could give a fuck about that um sand's don't think about that until I fly you in the space and I throw you out of sun and while I'm going there I'm getting stronger

so it's harder for you to get let go of me like while I'm fly you to the sun, it's getting harder for you to let me go. It's so insane idea of that. I don't need to be the strongest person ever. I just need to be super strong and like fighting like that and also be able to change my hair just by fucking being

really bad. I think that's a really fucking cool thing. White supremacist's mode. Aryan mode and age. I'm Aryan. I'm perfect white. He's like, yeah, he is. I'm perfect. Yeah, he is.

I'm perfect white. You think that's what's going to be? Like when the show finally ends, like, finally it's never going to be on. Like they just, yeah, no, they have this whole time.

It was just working towards perfect white race like beauty. And, that'd be insane. And then it just ends. So much other bullshit has gone on. There's so much other random shit has gone on. Then that's, yeah.

All right. It's like, what? 19, all right, 19 inches of Venom's black cock rodin. Nice. Oof.

He goes, Hey, McDickickickie. Ben McDickenstein and Derek He actually wrote that down He actually wrote the... Yeah, it's a little fucked up to... But he says,

is it worse to be the first naked at the first one naked at an orgy or the last one naked? Have a good day. First one. Last one, that means you're a bitch. Yeah, last one means you're your fucking pussy, but first one means you're ready to get,

you ready to get the ball rolling, you know? You could be a hero. Like, you can't, you can't... Don't take a closer too fast, though. Because then you're going to seem like a... We're like, what the fuck wrong with this guy? Yeah. Have you guys ever been

Even remotely close? Even remotely close to an orgy? No. Me and my boy, me and my boy, we fucking ran train. We fucked each other and I was there. He fucked like for an hour and a half and I was there. He got a chilled afterwards. I've never been.

I've never, I've just been rooms, rooms. People are fucking. I went, I've seen that before, but like not like. I went to a party once. I don't. It was like 2018, 2019. Yeah. And it was like a big house party.

I was like, I was like looking around for like a bathroom. And I opened a door. And there was some wild shit going on. And I was like, okay. I think I remember you coming home and telling me about that. Me being like what? And you did like a fucking flip into the pile, right?

What? No, no. No. It was like it was it was not a very sightly. Finger popping some assholes. Yeah. It was a lot of dudes. A lot of dudes.

In fact, only dudes. I once dropped off. So, long story short, my friend's truck broke down after we played a show. This is in like 2006 or some shit. We dropped off some girls that came to the show. Didn't know any of them. I dropped off two in my own car. One of them was like, could you drop me off at this house, this hotel party?

I'm like, I guess. I'm like, all right, let me make sure this chick's not going to get ravaged. Because, you know, like, let me make sure just everything's cool inside the room before I drop her off. I go in and I'm laughing because it's just a sea of gay dudes. And I was like, yo, this is crazy. And they were, fuck, some of them were in the bathroom snorting something. They were fucking, it was, some shit was about to go down. And I was like, I'm going to get out of here.

They were browning. Bro, this what? They were grown. No joke. He said this. Where have you been on my life? And I'm like, I got to go. I was like, I'm about to get destroyed right now.

Nah, bro, you should have stayed in except the challenge, bro. Dude, I would have been, I would have been switched cheezed if I stayed there. That would have been like... You got off of them off here, but you guys have to pin me down before you do anything. And that's it. And they have to pin you. See, the unfortunate thing about the stereotypical gay dudes at party like that, the culture is you're in immaculate shape. Oh, yeah, of course.

Yeah, those people would run circles around me. Most gay men in. In general, most gay men, openly gay men, are in amazing shape. And it's like, just damn, dude. Every gay man, every gay man can beat Spider-Man. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata.

We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines.

Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building, hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point.

How far are we from that point with Kondo? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse?

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Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. Easily. But they would put Spider-Man through the ringer. Like, Spider-Man would be, like, he'd be sitting down afterwards, like, breathing heavy. If he had to fight three gay men at once.

He's like, what the fuck? And why are they fighting? Is Spider-Man homophobic, or are they- He's not homophobic? These gay guys just happen to be criminals. And they're just, that's it. Like all the anti-gay politicians who are in the closet and are like doing corruption under, like those people.

Although those people are probably easy. Those people are probably weak. No, since they're not, yeah, they're not living out loud. So they're weak. Yeah, they're not living out loud. So like, we figured it out. Yeah, 100%. I was like, why is it so hard to get in shape?

I don't understand. I got to go full-blown gay. Yeah, you're straight. I have to do it. And then immediately. have to become gay, but I'm scared. You don't understand wife. If I'm, if I want to be strong wife, then I have to be gay, wife.

So get out, wife, I cast you out and you banisher from that. She gone, wife. You open a portal and banisher. Take your things and leave, wife. I have several men on the way. He leaves several. I love the idea of calling her wife. It's so fucking real.

These wife. I don't know, man. How fast do you think you can? get a how fast do you think you can get penis if you sign up for grinder like how fast do you think can get a date quickly immediately immediately i don't know it'd be like five minutes it'd be like five minutes i'm a big dude and a lot of gay guys like big guys so yeah you can be like a bear they said they like uh that's a genre yeah yeah i would be a twink i easy i got twink i got it set yeah yeah or a twunk as people have called me i was actually i was talking to jojo about this and

I said it would be a fun experiment to do, but the problem is, since I turned myself into the gay cover guy, if I were to go on Grindr, I don't, I just, I don't want that. Not that there's nothing wrong with people actually thinking I'm gay, I don't give a shit. But at the same time, I don't really want people to be like, oh, the whole reason he was doing it is because he's actually gay. I'm like, no, I'm not trying to, it would ruin the joke if I, if somebody caught me on Grindr or something. You know what's really funny? Because I have a I have a brand who he has a grinder. He's not gay.

He just uses it because he like he's sci-f. He gets matches from it constantly or like he gets like interests or like notifications from it all the time. And it boosts his confidence way more than Tinder does. Or like any of the other. And I thought about it. I was like, you know what? That's actually probably like he's genuinely like so happy.

And I'm just like, you know what? That is kind of brilliant. Yeah, that's kind of like a, that's probably a good idea. I'm sure women do that on Tinder. They're like, oh, I have no intentions on fuck. I bet that's all Tinder's for for a lot of women, yeah. But yeah, yeah. That's actually, I've never even thought about that.

That is hilarious. I can never, I can never. It's so easy to hate women. It's like the women do 85% of letter work for me to hate them. That really, that really came out of, okay. That feels like I came out of nowhere, but like, all right, all right, but. Insane, bro, insane. That's why I'm happy I'm gay.

I'm out of here. I can never. I don't know, man. I can just. I can never, um... What? I think I'm an orgy guy, man. I don't think I could do it.

That's just too much going on, man. It's just too, like, I need to stay hard. I need to focus. I don't think my dick can stay hard, that's all. Like, with there's that many people in the room, I don't think I can stay, like, erected. I think it would be... And the other, the other problem would be, um, like, I'm not, like, say, when it comes to porn, I am...

If I hear, if I'm in a room... with dudes and I'm hearing them moaning and grunting, I am so supremely turned off. There's no way I could do it. They would have every guy if there was other guys in that orgy even if they would have to be radio silent. Yeah, they would have to shut the fuck.

Also if I get come down by a dude that's it, someone's fucking someone's leaving someone's leaving Earth that day. We're fighting. Yeah, that's too much. If someone comes on me up like, oh, I'm going to eat you. I'm going to eat you. I'm like I've had opportunities to have like threesomes before and I've just never done it because

It's just like I bitched out too I bitched out heavy Look at my friend My friend told me about This is A lot of people Are afraid of this experience

Whenever they have someone Who they're like Say maybe significant other Or someone they've been dating And then they try to bring it another girl What happens a lot of times It's happened to my friend The other girl got jealous

Fucking ran to the bathroom Kind of had a little bit of a Um An episode Yeah A little bit of a thing Yeah And because it's just like

Well yeah If you've gotten attached to this dude Now you see the dude dude that you like is now pleasing this other chick and he's fucking loving it and all of a sudden now she's like what the fuck and like but that can happen in any scenario it's like sneako being traumatized right it's just a thing that it's just a thing that like it's not smart it's not a good thing it seems so i don't know man yeah the thing is that there has to be just a complete i want that i want that everybody has to be on the same level right i want that off my bucket list

just to say i did it but at the same time it's like i don't know every single every single Every single time I've had that opportunity It's been just like It's just like It's something something about it's felt off And I'm like I gotta go Yeah A lot of people say that

You're naked I gotta go Offer shit like that Until it's present to them I know plenty of people That are over relationships And like it was open Until one person revealed They were getting plenty of pussy

Or the other words Getting a bunch of dick And it was like Oh this is dude Now it's not that fun Anymore or it's like That shit is just I'm fine

There's always been problems with that shit, right? I was on a tender or whatever, one of those things, probably OKCupid. And I've always said, like, I'm sure I've mentioned this on the podcast before. At least I made a video about it. We were talking about like preferences and all this shit. Like, is it a big deal? Is it prejudice to have preferences or this, this, that? And my thing is I said that growing up,

always liked redheads and Asians specifically just because how was the first girl I ever had a crush on was it was Ginger so that's kind of how I had that connection and then there was just watching a lot of Asian stuff like when I was growing up kind of got me an Asian but the thing was as as well even as of now I've never I've never hooked up with uh well I guess a half Asian chick guy hooked up with but but like I never actually like full blown like hooked up with an Asian girl or or redheaded girl and I was just saying like even though those were preferences, it never really fucking mattered to me. Right.

You know what I'm saying? Like, that was kind of my thing. But my point being, there was a girl on one of those dating websites. I'm like, she was just redheaded chick. And I'm like, oh, cool. Like, let me, let's finally, I'm going to do this, right? But she told me, oh, so I have this black boyfriend. We're an open relationship, but he saw you and he's threatened.

And I can't like do it. And I'm just like, your open relationship. is fucking bullshit. It's not open. It's like, it's just like it's always problems. It's always some dumb bullshit like that. Like, oh, there's these stipulations. He feels threatened by me. I'm going to steal her. I don't fucking want her. I just want her.

I'm like, yeah, that's the whole point. It's the whole fucking point. I'm going to smash her. Never see her again. Yeah. The thing for me, like preferences are fine, right? Everyone has preference. No matter how much you don't want to admit it. Everyone has preferences. Everyone has a preference. You're lying.

Yeah, right. Big tits gun. But the thing. Big tits ray gun. But the thing is. What are you talking about? What is that? Where is this coming from?

Fucking, all we got, all we got to do is, man, dude, you have no idea how much I, how much I hack into your shit, bro. Like, I'll always be easier. That's such a,

that idea of being realizing, you have no, you have no, you have no, you have no fucking clue, you have no, you have no, I have watched, Watch so much of your porn, bro.

You are so fucking stupid. It's been years. It's just girls. I saw, so I've been thinking about finally getting a new tattoo. And because of that, tattoo stuff's been showing up on my Instagram feed. But because I'm a man, it's the algorithm just does this automatically. It's now just starts putting naked women that are getting tattooed. And I'm like, why are you doing this?

I didn't ask for this. There is this chick with the biggest hits I've ever seen in my life, like getting tattooed. and all the comments are just like and I was just thinking first thought I was like man Chris Reagan would really love this woman What is that's it's tattoos really to be fair You're a tat person

You're into tattoos are great Tattoes are I mean it's the scene that I grew up I mean it's same with you though right Like you grew up in listening to alternative music You see a lot of people with tattoos And you like the aesthetic looks good Yeah Yeah no problem

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she likes a lot of alternative music but she's not some tattooed up chick or whatever but I don't want this is one thing I don't want I don't want this to happen you know how some people are like I would never be like I wish you look this way because I don't

I'm like I wouldn't have married her if she you know what I'm saying I love I don't I don't want people this just happens though naturally people start getting influence and they'll slowly start kind of sliding into that shit

so it's like oh I'm gonna start wearing some darker clothes or I'm gonna like some stuff like and I'm like please don't do that please don't do that with without my if if you do it on your own God bless don't let me inform that I don't want to be I don't want to be that person where like it

looks like I'm molding them now like I want I wish I was tall if I can make her tall I'd be fine with that I'm sick as she's small. Yeah the thing with my dating my dating history is that there's no real there's no real

it to me looking at like the my dating history, it's so, it's so randomized. Like, there's no real... Kind of all over the place. Yeah, there's no real, like, if you really assessed the people, like, there's really not that... Since I've known you, similar of a thread between...

Yeah. So, like, it's pretty diverse. I don't know. If you're chill... Everybody has a type. Like, I, like, everybody has a type is that the thing that when you cut off other groups, that's when it's weird.

Yeah, I've never... Everybody has a preference, right? It has a kind of girl. Everybody has a kind of girl that they like, you know? Right, right. Like, I've always wanted to be able to date a very, very, very tall girl. Why? A nice thick, tall one, because that's just my dream, bro.

You just like tall. I was like tall women. I was like tall, busting women, bro. That's just my dream. That's my porn. Tall girl. I want to do it. I want to do it at least sleep with a tall woman, but that's that opportunity is never, never really.

Like a really tall. Like 5.11, like six, like six. Yeah. I went on a date, a couple of dates with a tall woman. 6-1 girl but we stopped talking I got like 5.8 ones. I saw it recently on Facebook

you ever you ever check those the damn memory things on Facebook where it's a year ago you posted this and then it goes if you've posted on this day it shows you every year since you've been on Facebook

so like oh it's one of those things so I'll every once in a while it's pretty much the only reason I go on Facebook to be honest just to like kind of see what the hell what is in my memory things. And there was some girl that was like, who fuck is this? And then I looked at her profile and I'm like, oh, it was that fucking giant. And that chick, like, we stopped talking because, like, there are, man, there are some pussy-ass liberals out there, man, that just, even at the conversation of talking about, because at the time, I was just having a conversation about guns.

And I wasn't even, I'm not even like a gun advocate. I'm like, I'm the person that's like guns. I like guns, but if literally the government's like no more guns, I'm like, I don't give a shit. It does nothing to be. But it was one of those things that I've twice gotten to an argument with these bleeding heart liberals that were just couldn't talk like a fucking adult about the issues and how like, say, you know, and then so we, we, she got all hysterical and started crying.

And I'm like, what the fuck is this? And then so I was like, I'm good on that. And then another girl, and I'm sure I said this on the podcast, that I got walked out on a date. First time ever. I was supposed to hang out with this girl. We're going to watch Twilight Zone on Netflix. It was 2011. I passed out after work.

I was too tired. Let me make it up to you. Go to Cheesecake Factory. Kind of nice, you know, not too nice, though. Which actually, I want to bring something up because there's a viral video. It's like, it's like, it's just a little bit above Red Lobster type of thing. but you know, but it's still kind of, anyway, we got into this subject. We got into a few subjects, just like things like, hey, have you heard of the Bilderberg group

or like, you know, rich people meeting together to just discuss world policies and essentially fuck us all in the ass? And she was kind of like, oh, you sound like a conspiracy theorist. And I was like, I'm not saying anything that's, this is just real shit. Like, you can see video footage of it. This is what they do. Like, why would they not do this? Boys do that just to go

Hey let's get our resources together And fuck strippers are drinking You know whatever You know what I'm saying It's the same thing It's like except for their rich as fuck Right They're rich as fuck

They do dumb shit Anyway so same thing Gun stuff She starts screaming at me And walks out And I was like dude that's crazy That's never happened to me I remember you telling me that yeah

Yeah To the hit her That's insane See me I'm slapping you I'm fucking you're yelling at I definitely You know you should have done You should have

hopped on a glider, picked her up, and then brought her to the top of the Brooklyn Bridge and dropped her off. That's great. You, bitch. And drop her. Dumb fucking dumb broads. Yes. Oh, so, dude, when I was in L.A., it was just nothing, but I lived in L.A. for a couple of years from, like, 2009 to, like, 11 or something like that. And it was, I was on a streak of just nothing but women that were towering over me.

I didn't do. not one time did I try and it was just it was five it was literally 5 9 510 510 and I was like what the fuck is happening you're missing out bro I just want one dude

one girl the look I want I want my I love with a girl's bosom one time bro it's one time I'm out of the game now and I have that I have that constant I'm out of the game now and I'm happy where I am I love my girlfriend see that's your problem

You got out of the game way too early, son. But, like, now I'm just, there's not, there's not women. You gotta have a fake fight with her. Fake breakup. Fake breakup. You know, like, you obviously still, you still love her and everything, but you just pretend like, hey, I'm fucking, I hate everything. So I can go fuck a tall girl.

Yeah, that's really, really great person I am. I mean, you ain't got to tell her. That's insane. That's insane. That's insane. Jojo, watch out. Literally watch that. Literally watch out, Jojo.

You better watch out, Jojo. because Jojo, she's going back to her home country for a week. So you should have to watch out, bro. Don't say this. Don't even put it in the air. Don't say it. They even put that out there. I'm at my,

I'm at my, I'm going to have you come over. I'm going to have you fly over here. We're going to set some shit up, all right? Dude, you know how tall a girl has to be for me to be looking at her tits? Like, she's got to be like a WNBA. That's like a 7 foot six woman. Yeah, she's got to be like, what was that?

Britney Grindr, fucking whatever. Oh my God. Yeah. Who's that? Brady. Oh, she's She's in WBA. Extremely tall.

She got arrested in Russia, right? Yeah. He was 11.6. That's great. I got to say, she, look at it, I think all of the transvestigator people are absolutely insane, of course. These people are insane. They think all women that slightly have any type of, like, you know, jaw or muscles or dudes. Like, they're insane.

They are all guys, though, for real. I will say, though, Brittany Griner is one of those, where I'm just like, I understand. No, no, I always say, I understand those freaks for this one. Brittany Griner is obviously a woman

because it would have come, being in the WBA, you're not going to, and being in a Russian prison, they're not going to keep that a secret, right? If you're like, oh, they fool the soul. But, like, Britney Grin is obviously a woman. But the thing is those,

I'm like, I understand why they would say that about her just because she has, a deeper voice than most men. And you saw that, I guess it would. I guess it wouldn't be the most absurd leap of logic. Brittany's like, Britney sounds like Michael Clark Duncan essentially. Like, that's how deeper voices.

It's deep. It's all like, okay, I kind of, I kind of understand why some of those guys are like, foaming at the mouth and shit. Why isn't anybody, why are they doing this? It's just a man. Sweeney's going to marry a 15-foot-7 That'd be fucking glorious, man.

That's crazy. I want to be with a girl that I can step on the front of her shoes and you can do the thing that you do a little kid and they walk out with the little kids on your shoes you hold their arms up. I want to be with a girl. I want to be with a girl that I can eat out while standing up. That's what I want.

There's a guy named Sultan Kosen, who is 8-4. There's an 8-4 guy. All right, we got to move. We got to move forward. That's just not even a That's just lanky That's a fucking lanky creature That's thin man

That's a slender man That's fucking thin man That's thin man That's thin man Shut the fuck If he falls He dies If he falls

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so he's gonna fuck in. Let's do a lightning round. Yeah, let's go, let's go. Do a lightning round real quick. There's three more. Gaugn. Gay corn coming undone. He comes on my gums. Roadins. Nice.

Hello you three BBC havers Which famous person's celebrity Would you like to see Fight a wild animal I would give my entire life savings To see Stephen Crowder fight a gorilla And watch that gorilla game It's just back into its original position

That's a good joke I thought it was just going to be Just a violent fantasy But there was actually a punchline to it I appreciate that And he also says shout out to Derek and Kaylee Your song covers are amazing Hope there's more to come

So Yes there is is. There is one that I think we recorded before Recreter Clash. And yeah, it's, it's, long story short, I accidentally deleted my video footage. Kaylee took forever to give me her music video footage, took forever. And then when I was rated, yeah. So there's one coming down the pipeline, yeah. The, speaking of that, we got to do tarotime. I'm going to, I'm going to have it. I'm going to have it in the drive today because I had to give something to Meat Canyon. Oh yeah.

Oh, cool. Wait, really? Yeah, so, another long story short, we've collabed years ago when I was dog shit and so I hit them up now that I'm okay. I was like, hey, you want to do something that doesn't sound like shit? You know? And he was like, cool, yeah. So I've been...

Yeah, finally, I just emailed it last night so now I have time to do terror time because that other shit took forever. Yeah, yeah. All right. Let's see, let's see, let's see. I love FOV Sliders, wrote wrote and he says howdy partners with the banger year for games and even movies this was is there any media you're looking forward to next year no not at all no no i i can't think of anything

this year is so stacked like even today like i think spider man i finished i got allan wake two waiting in my living room right now that's that's out that's out that's like getting like fucking nines out of tens and shit this year's been insane i still have to play mario wonder i've heard that's great uh next year i just don't know i don't even i'm not even i'm not even paying attention next year because this year's so stacked. And it's, I'm not even, even if this year wasn't stacked, I would still have so many things that I haven't played from previous years,

then I'm just like, I'm, they don't have to release any more games now from the end of time, honestly, and I would still have, so much of play. I wish they would kind of calm down. I really need to catch up.

I really need some time to catch up. I need, I need 2024 to just be barren, and then, and then ran back up for 2025. Another thing for is going to be barren. It's going to be barren. I mean, I'm, I'm so cool with that

because unless there's going to be some surprise bullshit like, oh, fucking Dark Souls 4. Oh, ho, some stupid bullshit. I know Ool D.LD.C. comes out. In January, something comes out. I forgot what it was. It's something everybody's looking forward to. It comes out in January.

I forgot what. Final Fantasy 7, part two. Part two. Oh, right. The old of shit. Um. I haven't finished the first one. God damn it.

I haven't even touched it, man. I don't have time. I can't play. I don't have time to play Final Fantasy game right now. No, that's not true because I played a boulders game like three times. But that's because it was so compelling. But see, that really got me behind on a lot of shit I was doing. Dude, this whole year has been that for me.

It's just like there's so much shit. I was like, dude, I have so many things. I haven't played Dead Space yet. I haven't played Dead Space yet. I haven't played that already. Dead Space is fucking awesome. Haven't done separate ways yet. That's like 10 hours.

Haven't done separate ways yet of Arizona before. I'm actually the very end of Baldur's Gate now. I just beat Gortash. and I'm at the point where everybody meets at the church I'm at the very end of the game now but Jesus just fucking beat it already every account is so hard now like people die quick on my team

they put they focus on people they're like oh get the ranger and they blow him up a lot that's one thing I don't like is how like the AI just know shit that it shouldn't know they get they focus on my because he has evasion all the bullshit so just everyone attacks him

And I'm like, dang, he's the key to the game. He's the one that runs around and does fuck shit for me. But they all just gangbang him. Yeah, he's gangbang him. Well, I mean, you, you, you, you, you, you, fucking, yeah. I can't think of anything next year. I can't, I can't think I've, I haven't, there's too much shit that I still. But that's the beginning of next year, too, which is crazy.

I just can't, I can't do it. Christmas passes, then two weeks later, the final fantasy comes up. I ain't fine with that, so it don't matter of me. I don't play ball's gay again And then Last one Bing Chi Ling Wrote in

He says hello SpongeBob Patrick and Squidward Have you guys ever thought About filming a music video For your gay parodies I think y'all would look good And drag Keep up the good work

Drag It just has to be drag That definitely be funny as fuck Yeah I think I First of all I think I'd look great in drag But yes Probably

You uh I don't know I think um I think I would kill It would have to be in the same We don't have to be in the same place. Yeah. Hey, well, I'm definitely coming back next year.

It's just a matter of what time. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So I'm, if all goes well, it'll be April, May. I want to be out of the desert before it gets hot of shit again. Yeah. So it shouldn't be, it shouldn't be a problem. It's just more of getting the right place, talking to a couple people.

We might get a house or we're just getting an apartment. It just, it really just depends on what. Right, right. All right, well, that's that. You know, it's crazy? I haven't finished Cheers of the Kingdom yet either. Me neither. I mean, play that shit, man.

I don't know, man. At a certain point, I haven't finished Eldon Rings, though. That's crazy, too. And Tears is a fun fucking game. It's that, like, as soon as tears came out, Street Fighter 6 came out, and I played that game so much. I got good at it.

I love Street Fighter and I skipped it. You, dude, you're missing out on the good one, man. I know. It's just one of those things, like, too much. shit, like to prioritize my games. I'm like, I can wait. I can wait for more characters to come out. I'll wait and I'll pick it up later. Yeah, that was my argument.

It is the smarter. It's the smarter way to go, to be honest. MK11 is nowhere near as the Street Fighter 6. Oh, MK1. M.K.1. It's just, it's no one here's going to. I played it. I was like, this is a good game, but Six is just a lot of like my life. It's like, it's almost like, halo to you guys.

Like, you know, like. Well, to me, yeah. Yeah, to you. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's one of those things where I'm like, I'm not going to not play it. I'm going to fucking get it immediately. I definitely sat down for three, like two and a half hours and watched the whole story. I, because I, the Mortal Kombat stories are just so fucking stupid. They're fucking silly. You got to watch them.

They're fun, man. I love how this one turned into Armageddon technically. And I was like, what the fuck? What the fuck? It got, it got all the way. It got all the way. Yeah, it pretty much. I just love that somehow, uh, uh, not a, spoiler because obviously Kenchi is blind. He's a blind motherfucker. He's got to be blind. But the way you got blind, it didn't just kill him. You got, you got size that are like this long, and then they just

get inserted into your head and that somehow does not impel your brain. It's such a... It's so stupid. Motherfuckers get x-rayed kicked in a fucking back of the head, stomped 45 times, and then shot in the dick, and he gets back up and he keeps fighting you, and it's like,

this is stupid. Yeah, it's free. This is stupid, right? About the only one that thinks it's fucking dumb? I think everybody knows. Every Mortal Kombat fan knows how stupid this is, and that's kind of like why we like it. That's true.

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