The Snark Tank - #188: Boogie2988 and SSSniperWolf Suck

Episode Date: November 15, 2023

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but there's been a lot of, there's been a lot of topics that have bubbled up recently that I think now would be a good time to kind of catch up on. Yeah. Yeah, man. There's some crazy shit. I've only, Derek's kind of the expert on a lot. of this stuff at this point because like I just straight up have not been paying attention to I've only seen snippets of this asy land stuff and I did I did watch the boogie documentary and all that stuff did you know we what who's aziland uh was I have sincerely never heard of this in my

right right that's why this is so crazy to me that's the that's the thing why I feel like most people that aren't into reaction content which is I would imagine the vast majority of people that are listening to this they're not The vast majority of functioning. Also, it should be noted that everybody who watches this show is homeless. So they don't have access to. That is true. They don't have access to any other content than this.

You only have a government phone that doesn't have any data. It's a government phone or the only website that's accessible is Patreon.com slash the snark tank. That's like your only, you get one website that you can go on. All these homeless people chose that. No texting, no calling. We appreciate that, though. I really appreciate it. I mean, that's absolutely, put, put, if you could find a way somehow, if you're listening to this show to put, to put this podcast as your emergency contact, do it.

I don't know how you, I don't know how that would work necessarily, but like figure it out. Yeah. So, yeah, so, okay, so now that's still, thank you patrons. And, yeah, nobody's heard of Aziland. I saw, so NerdCity pretty much disappeared. out the face of the earth, right? He kind of just does a podcast with pyrocynical, um,

colossal's crazy. Somebody else I can't remember. There's like four of them. Yeah, and, um, yeah, and that's what he's been doing kind of actually is similar to this.

I haven't been doing content either. That's exactly actually. Like, I'm sure, I'm sure there's so many people who are like, whoa, where's, every time I post something,

he's like, where's Chris been? And it's like, yeah. We, on a weekly basis I've been here. Yeah. several years actually but right it's it is kind of funny that there's still people within our

respective fan bases that are finding out that we have a podcast like well i didn't especially you you do like two fucking podcasts yeah man that's my and i mention it constantly on on videos you know it's crazy somebody i thought they were joking i can't remember what comment section it was but somebody said, whoa, I'm a sacred symbols fan. I didn't know Chris did music when we, when we drop that it's terror time again. Oh yeah. Yeah. And I'm like that sounds so impossible. Because that is your main thing that people know you for is doing music. Well, like like you're, I think stuff on my channel actually. Straight up. Exactly. Was for a time that those musicals that you know what's crazy about that too is that we literally did a joint live show

I don't know there's so much about it that confuses the hell out of me I thought he was joking he was serious he's like oh yeah I'm gonna check out the other stuff you guys have done I'm like that I thought he was fucking around I'm like okay yeah you got a smorgas board of content

by the way I did want to mention the Sweeney is also here yeah he hasn't said anything he's here but I'm like trying I'm like trying to let you guys talk you guys are talking about like making music and shit and being like actual YouTubers and I'm just like Like let these niggins talk. I don't know what the fuck. Well,

you look like you were reading, you were reading like a fortune cookie that was like mega specific and you were afraid of it. Like you just like, like it was like a fortune cookie that said like, like, I was just letting you guys speak. I was like, oh,

they're talking about their shit. Let me fucking start, let me start doing my fucking tax shit. Oh, wow. You're going to start doing taxes in November. Let me start sending out my 1099. And I'm not 10. What if you have to be a W.

Whatever. Don't tell. Don't tell me about that shit. I don't want to hear shit. I don't know why it's got to. We have to do that shit by the end of the year, man. That's us. We got to send out those forms by the end of the year.

Yeah, whatever. I'll do that when I have to. I need that by the end of the year from you guys, at least. I'll give you a little. I'll send you an email with a number on it. And that's as much as you're getting from me. You're not getting me. I refuse.

I just have you followed. I fucking. Yeah. I'll have you followed. I refuse to do paperwork. I would rather if I, if I've told this, I've told this to people. It's always. Tax, on every day of the year, I am a very, very liberal person, and on April 15th, I am really, like, severely right wing.

Like, like, immensely right wing. It's like, I start to a question, like, whether or not, like, I don't know, like, whether or not people really need rights and things like that. Like, whatever I have to pay my taxes. That's crazy. It's always just like, this is fucking terrible. And the day after I'm fine, even, although I'm very wounded. I'm really not that bad about paperwork unless it's, like, copious amounts of it. Like, I'll sit down and, like, do paperwork.

I'll do, like, my insurance information. I have no problem with that. Like, those things are just, like, small bursts of it where it's like, all right, 25 minutes to that I have to, like, really sit down and really reach and pay attention to it. And that's not that big of a deal. Nope. I just pay homeless people. I go on Fremont Street in downtown Las Vegas, pay the first homeless person I see.

I'm like, hey, yo. I got this out. I got some shit I got to do. I got, I got to go, I got to go, I got to go, I got to go play Balders Gates. Can you... Again. Can you... Again.

Again. I gotta fuck Carlack again. Yeah, figure this shit out for me. I don't even know. Like, it's not even organized. If you don't, I'm gonna kill you and no one's gonna look for you because you're homeless. Fill out. I'm at the doctor's office.

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from like the basic pitch of this is that sniper wolf basically stole this woman's like entire identity basically and and see see see see that you said basically you said base it's only wrong because you said basically no she deliberately 100% stole this chick's identity then that's why it's so crazy and so that is the basis of it so uh i guess uh nerds uh nerds City knows her they met at VidCon and stuff like maybe I saw her too I don't know man she just looks like a yeah who the fuck no yeah at this point she from seeing this interview on on his channel and I would I would advise you guys to listeners to to go watch that video I think it's like a half hour and it's just the first three minutes is fucking mind blowing

just because it's already enough he's a genius like nerd city you the way that he, I'm lazy with like the way that I structure videos. I'm kind of like, all right, bullet points go. This do methodically within the first three minutes, it was already enough where I'm like, oh, this bitch is guilty. And they also shows, and this was hilarious, this is a guy in Brazil

that 100% stole Nerd Cities' identity, essentially. Same music, same glasses, same backdrop. And since it's Brazil, it's all in Portuguese, so you would never find it. And that guy has three million. He has 3 million subscribers. He has more subscribers than, and it's essentially the same thing where this girl, Asiland has like, I think 9 million subscribers or something. She's still really popular. But then Sniper Wolf, 30 million plus in counting. And the thing that's most egregious about this is not only that Sniper Wolf 100% stole. I'm talking about there is a tutorial. There is a, hey, here's the shit that I have in my house that Assylain did, wearing a red dress. And then Sniper Wolf got a red dress, did the same thing. type of shots got the same type of big ass mirror that this chick had in her house asylan just like shot for shot doing things completely the same same backdrops same everything and then sniper wolf has the audacity when our fans started finding out hey who's this chick

sniper wolf was being like yo this bitch is stealing my shit that's not that's crazy yeah i haven't seen i haven't seen the the nerd city video yet because nerd city these videos are great when he decides to like focus on like commentary stuff but it's also like so sensory like sensory wise it's so fucking much then i'm like i had no energy to watch it but i gotta get around it that's fucking nuts though if that's true that's real and it seems like it's totally true the way that he laid out the video it is there's nothing there's no stone unturned in the video it's one of those things were it's like oh is this true When you watch it, you're like, I can't believe she's done this for so long.

And the only reason, so people are probably asking, why hasn't Aziland said anything? Well, she explains. She says, I didn't really, she's not about, she doesn't like drama. She's like, I don't really want to get into all this bullshit. Even though it's like so justifiable to actually try to drag and call out sniper will for this. She's like, ah, like, I don't really want to get into all of this. And I'm like, bro, this chick has brought. Like, hell.

Like, you know, Snipe Wolf has an insane fan base, I guess, because she's insane, right? Right. You're not bad? Yes. And they have, like, relentlessly harassed this girl, Asie Land. They've sent all this crazy stuff, so to the point where she didn't want to even log on social media anymore because it would just be flooded with comments of Snipaulist fans saying, oh, you fucking, you copy this, oh, you fucking fake, you this, this and that.

And it's just like this is, I was, you know, just a few weeks ago. When we saw what, we were kind of talking about it on stream and we were saying, is she aware of what she's doing to Jack's films, like the whole doxing and stalking thing? Or is she just supremely stupid? We were speculating. And seeing this video, I'm like, oh, no, she is well aware of what she's doing. She doesn't care. Like, she is completely, like, I know how fucked up this is and I'm going to do it anyway because I'm sniper wolf, I guess.

And I've got to be honest, I'm more angry at YouTube. than like sniper wolf because of how there's no way they're not aware of all this shit of how fucking much of a fraud this chick is and like how how fucked up she is in every conceivable way right and they're just like not not cool man like they could have they could have just given it to they could have dubbed asylan as their ambassador they could have just tapped her you know they could have they could have done that they could have done the right thing and they kind of were just like ah whatever we're already invested in the sniper wolf so let's go It's insane.

Yeah, it's been like this for years. And I'm like, bro, just a week ago, I just found out that this person exists as in land. Yeah, dude, it's weird because that name sounds like, it's ringing like a really faint, like the faintest bell possible. Right. But it's like, it's there, but I have no idea. I have no connection to it at all. Like, I can't associate it with like an image or like a, like a format or anything like that. I know I've heard that name before, before this, this whole thing, at least once.

Yeah. But it probably Yeah. I do get it. Like, because it's like, oh, man, I don't want nothing to do with this shit.

Like, it's, because it's, that was, that was me during the entire creator class stuff. When, like, my fight was all fucked up and,

like, I, I want really, I don't care. Like, whatever. This sucks or whatever. It sucks already that it's happening.

So like, I don't really care to participate. But this is crazy, though. Uh, because she absolutely knows what she's doing. Oh, yeah.

If she's, if, that's why I said, That's why I said in like the video that I think I did. Did I do a video about it? I feel like I did. You did a video about the Jack situation, I think. Yeah, yeah.

I did a video about it, and I imagine it's like, dude, she's 30 years old. Like, she knows, she's 30 years old, and she's been a woman on the internet for that, for as long as, you know what I mean? Right. For 15 straight years. Like, you know what the fuck you're doing when you post somebody's address, like, to your fucking millions of fans. Like, it's not like, there's no argument of, like, ignorance there. Right. I legitimately think that she wanted...

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Yeah, after seeing this video, I'm like, I 100% believe it because there is first of all she talks about her sociopathy she thinks she says oh my god no sorry not sociopathy actually how do you how would you call if someone psychotic not sociopathic but psychopathy

psychopathy? Is it psychopathy? Psychopathy? Psychosis yeah okay I guess so yeah okay she she's self-aware that she lacks the type of feelings that she should as a normal person should he puts that in the video

and the way that she behaves the projection You know how like, you know, this always happens. The right-leaning dude that goes hard in the pank about, paint about protecting kids and calling everybody a groomer, and then he gets, you know, arrested for having like 50,000, like, 5,000 terabytes of, like, child porn and shit. Like, so, like, you see, like, stories, you see shit like that or the politician, blah, blah, blah, hate gays and a sucking dick in the truck stop bathroom. It's, it's like, so she's doing similar behavior where she's calling out people like,

oh, I hate when people are stealing other people's identity, like, just, like, what the fuck is wrong with you kind of a thing? Like just doing all this projection shit, knowing full where, full well that she stole this chick's identity. And you're just seeing like the behavior of someone who's like, wow. This was, I was convinced more before this that, oh, she's just really stupid. That was more of, I mean, I guess both things would be true. But like, I just think that like, oh, no, she's actually, she could have easily went down a different path and been like a serial murderer type of thing. Like, you know, like just a few little tweaks Like in a parallel universe

She easily could have been like capable of doing some crazy shit Wildly wild Like you're talking about this right now and I'm like What the fuck are we what are we talking about? But that's how wild it is When you see something this blatant And something this open It's kind of like when the when somebody

It was actually like my friend I have a friend that moved to France In 2010 and this dude was kind of a Just he was a demon before he left. He would just do a lot of dumb shit. And Tower Records, when it still existed, he went in, stole a bunch of CDs. I was

like, I am black, I want no part of this. There's no, I will, I am not going to be anywhere near this. So I waited outside. Like, I'm like, whatever. And then so when he got, he got his first round, got a bunch of CDs. He's like, oh, look at all this great shit. This was so easy.

I'm going back and I'm like, bro. Bro. Bro. No. No. Like, you don't go back to the That's when you get caught, like almost always, right? Don't re-steel from the same place. You fucking idiot. So he went back and then I see my friend that went in with him.

He comes out and just sigils like, go, go, go. And he's like, oh, yeah, they got him. And I was just like, yo, if you just, it's like this chick. If she would just not fucking talk shit, kind of essentially returned to the scene of crime, knowing that she stole this person's identity. And then kind of being like, yeah, fuck people who did this. Oh, by the way, she stole my shit. dude nobody would have found out about this because Agenland wouldn't have said anything if she wasn't getting harassment thrown her way so it's one of those things where it's like you're so arrogant not only are you psychotic you're fucking arrogant and it just blew my fucking mind so like I say I advise you people to watch that 30 minute video to fucking just be like oh this person is actually crazy I didn't know I thought maybe she was just a dumb bitch you know like it goes beyond that

I thought she was just a dumb bitch. I really did. To my surprise, this is a dumb crazy bitch. But to my surprise, to my awe. YouTube's been popping off a little bit, though. You have this crazy shit going on. And at the same time, we briefly mentioned, we were talking about boogie.

Yeah, we briefly mentioned the boogie doc. Right. His documentary came out, so we kind of just, We didn't really focus on it. It wasn't like a, it was just like, oh, in passing. I hadn't even seen the documentary when it was first, when it was first brought up. I saw it and it definitely made me, now I did say, I did say that like I can't really fuck with Boog. Because I was one of those people, I made like one or two videos saying, y'all are acting like Boogie is some fucking Keemstar type villain.

You're acting like he's done some really nefarious shit. The way that he gets waves of hate, the way that I see the videos made about him, But then when I saw the documentary and I saw, okay, not only the title, it was called something like the sad, pathetic life of boogie. What is it called? That shit is so stupid, dumb and gay life of boogie 2980. It's some shit like that. And it's like, why would they say that about him, bro?

Why would you green light that? Why would you green light? He says it the whole time, though. He's like he's hammering home the whole, the whole documentary. It's like, I'm fucking sad. My life is fucking sad. I am sad. I suck.

I fucking everything sucks I'm sad I can't there's this great sequence from I wouldn't call it a sequence it's not fucking it's not Avengers or anything but there's like a there's a scene in the

documentary where he's going over all of the expenses and he's like I got my health care I've got my fucking medication I've got you know my bills I've got food

Diablo 4 came out I had to buy it I had to get it it's just like Bro, you are in the... He makes me feel so... I feel... I don't like feeling bad, you know?

Like, like most humans. Like, every basic humans. That's a hot take, man. I don't like feeling bad. But when I watch Boogie, I can't even make fun of it for feeling sad. That should be... I just feel sad.

I don't feel... My heart's just like, man, it's unfortunate. We should be... We should have a shirt that says, like, in, like, aerial font or something. Like, I don't like feeling bad. I don't like feeling bad. That'll be our first... Hell we have first official, man.

Y'all don't have first official, but. Yeah, we'll get like a new season. It's just unfortunate, that poor soul, dude. I see, here's the thing. See, this is, this is exactly the way that you're reacting right now is exactly what he wants. And I feel like that is the wrong emotion. So I shouldn't be like, fuck you, how to fuck you? Yes, because it's not, because, look, this is the way.

He doesn't, no, no, no, really, because at first, I was somebody who was like, I gave him slack. I gave him slack. Okay, there's someone who's clinically depressed. All right. That is a major thing. Here's somebody who's also suicidal. Okay. So I can give a pass for a lot of the behavior that he's doing.

But it got to a point where when this documentary came out and he completely was like cool with everything, it got to the point where I'm like, oh, this is not clinical depression. This is, this is, I like the attention I get from being a sad sack of shit because no. Nobody that is clinically depressed and anxiety riddled and all this shit would dare conceive of having something like this released of them with their fucking stamp of approval on it. It is one of those things where like, you know, there's Sunny V2 and all these other YouTubers that make like these video shitting on them. Yeah, those are going to come out.

You don't have to approve or disapprove. There's criticism, whatever. But to be, I have a documentary and a part of you, okay, show the sad parts of your life. Now what's next? How are you going to fix this? How are you going to overcome? Now, it was to the point where this is when I truly lost respect for him. So we started dating that 20 year old who clearly she even says daddy issues, blah, blah,

where, okay, big fucking shocker. The thing is they also talked about trauma bonding. And it's like trauma bonding in the way that, oh, they're both fucked up and then they bonded over that. And we all know how fucked up that is that, especially say, for example, if she healed, if she got better, she would clearly be like, what the fuck am I doing? Why am I with this piece of shit? But the thing is, what he's telling her in the documentary is that I'm fucked up, I'm going to die pretty soon, and I'm so sorry. And what made me so mad about that is you can't be sorry.

You got with her. You fucking got with her knowing that you're probably going to die soon and fuck her up even worse. You can't say I'm sorry. It's just like, look it, when I was 18 years old, I was a senior, right? I dated another senior in my rivals high school. we were the only time we would really hang out because she was so fucking busy and her parents were really strict we would sneak out at night and then we would just hang out like so past 11 p.m. whatever we'd hang out for like hours. Thing is she would be so fucking tired. She was going to a procedure school and she needed to all of her classes still counted. None of my classes counted except for Inglis 4 so it didn't matter what I did. I didn't even have a first period. What I did was even though I really liked her, I was like this is fucked up. I'm going to ruin her fucking life.

If I behave, so basically not being selfish, I broke it off. I broke it off because I, now here's the thing is, you think that's crazy? I never, dude, especially when I was young. Well, you think it's crazy to have like empathy? No, no, no, no, no, no. It's crazy if you'd have that level of foresight at that age. Oh, okay. I agree.

Yeah, that's pretty wild. That is crazy. Like, like at that age, at that age in particular, not even that you're insidious, you know. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right.

You're right. You're right. Because even adults try to make it work with shit like that, you know? But the fact that he had that foresight, I would be like, I just want to get pussy. She's hot and she's cool. I'm going to stay with her. And if she fucks up, like, I never told people this. The year that me and Lily started dating, she failed all her classes.

The first year she started dating, my girlfriend is like dinsless, like, top of top of the class. Lily's extremely intelligent. When you first started dating me, you fucked her up. You fucked her up. first like super super serious boyfriend she was like oh I love this guy it was that it was that it was a fucking you were like an EMP to her intelligence like you go around you go around her and you make her stupid her that's wild he's like she's happy but she's definitely dumber bro right and yeah yeah like you're right you're right you're right like it's just crazy that you were able to do some

it was one of those things it was one of the most selfish things I'd done at that point because I truly cared about this person and I I knew that I didn't want to bring her down to my level because I wasn't planning on going to college right away. I had done school my entire life. I'm talking about fucking prestigious private school, then doing it, going to public school was a breeze until I started doing these honor classes. And then it just snapped. I snapped. I'm like, what the fuck am I doing?

I'm going to take it easy. And so anyway, long story short, yeah, it really upset her. It did. But it was one of those things where, like, it's for the best. I know I'm going to fuck things up if I if I just be selfish. Yeah. My point being that. You just, you just know that kind of thing at a certain, at a certain point.

Like, definitely not. It's definitely, I think, rare for somebody at that age specifically to feel that way. At that age. But I do think, like, at a certain point, like, definitely, but definitely by the time your fucking boogie. You know that. Yeah. Especially, yes.

Agreed. Hard agree. What a fuck. And that, that's what really made me. I was just like, fuck this guy. I never had that feeling before. I'd seen so many people be like, fuck this guy. He's a snake.

He's a manipulator of this. And I'm like, I don't really feel that way. I just feel like he's a depressed suicidal guy that like, you got to give these people slack, man. It's not, there's no fault. A person that's clinically depressed doesn't want to be clinically depressed. So I was more. But then when I started seeing, I'm like, oh, he's in control. He knows exactly what he's doing.

And like, there's no. The fact that this chick's going to be, no matter what, this chick's not going to come out on top. There's no way this chick's going to come out on top. hop in life being with boogie. That's what upsets me. There is no gain. If he dies early like she's just stuck with nothing. If he fucking

live longer, it's just going to be is he going to like fucking go ahead. The insidious thing about it to me that really kind of bothered me. It was the same exact point that you were talking about where it's like it all hinges on this girl. If it was everything else like dude says he's like a covert

narcissist or whatever. It's like whatever. Like you've got your own fight. Your brain's all fucked. Like fine. But like, again, like, you just know what you, you just know by a certain age what you shouldn't, shouldn't do with people. And like, to me, it's like, when he goes like, yeah, I don't know how much longer I have, you know, to this girl who's like clearly got abandoned men issues or like daddy issues or whatever.

It's like, it seems to me less like, oh, you know, I'm trying to be honest with you. And it seems more like, well, if I tell her my time is very limited. then she's not going to leave because every moment is like you know every moment's like precious you know what I mean like every single like no matter oh I have an offer to go

like work for a company somewhere else that would be really good for me I'm not going to take that because I don't know how much time I got with this guy you know it seems like it just strikes me as like that's what struck me in media it was like that's fucked up if I was with somebody

consider that angle dude because I'm thinking like if I was with somebody and I was like definitely ill which which I don't know what boogie's scenario is I don't think he's like he's not like fucking stage eight stage eight cancer no look at look at look at before you go before you go I just want to say most of his ailments could be cured with losing weight that's all right exactly yeah yeah which he did for a little bit and then just gave up definitely be in better shape if he lost weight right so he'd be better like his life would be in better shape like the thing that he's diagnosed with most of it will go away with just

losing the weight that he should have lost yeah but he gives up he gives it he gives it he gives up because he understands there's like a lot of there's a lot of sympathy that comes towards him there's like also it's like well if I'm gonna if I if I'm really unhealthy then like she's never going to leave me you know because like she really needs me and like I have this whole thing that I'm holding over and like dude I don't know if if if if if I look I

if I was if I knew that I was gonna fucking die in like a year like I or something like that right and like I knew that I don't know man. I'd be like, yeah, you know, fucking. You'd be kind of cunty too? No, I would, I would just, if I'm with somebody that I care about and I know I'm gonna die, like, I'm gonna be like, hey, listen, like this is.

Oh, I see. Why would I? You know, I couldn't do that. You know, that's crazy. I just seems weird to hold people like that. I don't know. If I was going to die, I would instantly be like, I'm not going to be here, but people I care about are going to be here.

That's when my mind shifts to me. It's like, look, it's like, you're not, you're not playing a game. for you anymore. Your last time here is like I'm going to disappear soon. I have to help other people that are right. No, but but what I mean what I mean is what my brain does. Some people like I'm gonna die fuck it I'm do whatever I want. I'm like that's not what I'm saying. Make sure my girlfriend's good. You're really disinterprety what I'm saying I'm saying. I'm saying he should be selfless enough to be like listen you should go you know like I don't know it just strikes me as like fucking wildly selfish being like I got so little time here that is by the way very very

curable, and very, very, very fixable and very, very within his reach to fix. But I don't want to fix that. So stay with me, please. Well, I fucking died with her way and fuck you up even more, by the way. Thanks, cool. I know you're basically a kid, but whatever. It's, I don't know, everything about it just like, right. Everything about it rubbed me the wrong way, but that part in particular was like,

I don't know, man. That was the catalyst for you where all like, fuck this guy. That's nuts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It just, the whole thing where I'm like, I know exactly when I saw him get with like because he announced it on Twitter or whatever when they were together or some shit. Immediately I was like I know exactly what this is. I know exactly what this type of dynamic is and she's one of those girls even though she's an adult.

She's 20 years old. It's one of those things that they're trauma. Like I've been in a similar, not the same dynamic at all, but meaning that trauma bonding. It happened to me one time and once I got better. Yeah. Yeah. And once I got better, it was. It was like a parent.

It was like, oh, her and I, the girl, we were not compatible. We were, it was okay to hang out with, but this is like, it was one of those things where it's like, come on. Like, we both knew we were like, we're both good. We'd be better be, we'd be better as friends, but not romantic partners. We don't get each other in that way. I've never had a situation like that. Yeah.

I mean, it's good if you don't, man. Yeah. I've had drama. I've had dramatic. relationships, those suck. I can't deal with that shit. They really make you have less energy for bosh when you get older.

And like it kind of wears you out more than you need to be wearing out before you get to a certain point. I had one thing like, briefly dated girl, I forgot about that yet. Just very briefly where she was, she was all about she loved drama. Like she couldn't live without it.

She got me, I don't yell. I'm not yelling, like actually yelling person, but she actually got me to that level a couple of times and I was like who the fuck like what am I becoming it was one of those things yeah yeah yeah that's a while I'm screaming I only ever raised I only ever raise my voice I only ever raised my voice once in my life in a relationship and I remember being like man that's not good that's not good it's all it's bad because you feel insane you're like after you go you go and you like storm out of a room and then you sit down

whoever the fuck you sit down angrily, you're like, what the fuck am I doing right now? I'm yelling at someone. It's crazy, man. It's a fucked dynamic for it. It is a fucked dynamic for people who are the same age, let alone a,

let alone a fucking 50-year-old guy with a 20-year-old. You know what I mean? Like, it's, it's, that is fucked as is. So to add this weird extra layer of just like, and look, I'm not, did you see, go ahead, keep on. Because I don't know, like I,

look at 17 am I am I hitting if lady Gaga hits me up at 17 I'm taking that you know what I mean and I know exactly what I'm doing I know a million percent what I'm doing right I'm not going to I don't like pretending like there's this like completely you know like oh the fucking you have a very good idea what you're doing right I have a very good idea I have a very solid idea but I pretty sure know what I'm doing yeah but uh at the same time it's like I don't know, dude, like a full-on fucking relationship between a 50-year-old and a 20-year-old. Like, that's nuts. Like, if you want to sling dick, if you want to be like a 50-year-old, like, movie star and like...

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Fucking have that. That's weird. But it's significantly less strange than like, hey, man, you're, you just got out of college. Let's build a life together. I'm going to die in 20 years. Like, I don't know. It's fucking, it's just that, that whole level confuses the shit of me because I don't, I don't know, man. I don't, people, people give Leo DiCaprio a lot of shit for, like, dating people, like, in their late 20s.

It's like, I don't know, man. That's weird to me, but also like, do what you do. I understand the dynamic. He has a ton of money. It's all, like, there's no confusion on what's happening. The thing that is the, if Boogie was balling, like, if he had wealth, they would still, they would be, it would still be, like, morally kind of irreprehensible to a certain extent. But you would also understand the dynamic. You'd be like, oh, I see what's going on here as far as, like, this chick's here for the money.

he's gonna die so like I get it But it's he's broke He is There he could never be wealthy Boogie That's crazy He can't because he was What's the sound?

Right that's what's crazy about it It's like Boogie cannot be wealthy Like he can't It's physically fucking impossible The amount of money that this dude Dude he wasted He spent $700,000 on what Crypto

And then he spent $200,000 on hookers Dude, he could have spent a fracture of that money and lost a bunch of weight and just been attractive enough to attract a person. You know what I mean? Right. He had, he already had like, what are you wasting 700,000? Look, you've got many, many hundreds of thousands of dollars. That's great.

That is not wealthy enough for you to put half or most of it into fucking crypto. You're not a millionaire You what happened What's going on? What's going on? What are they doing? What are they doing? What are they doing? What's going on over there, bro?

Don't worry about it. Just fucking, just turn your game down a little bit Pull your mic close to your face will be good. I'm so mad. Don't worry about it. There's just The lovely people of Mexico are cutting the grass.

Hey, hey, hey, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, they're a Salvadorian. We didn't hire Mexicans. Okay, the, the, the, the, the Central or South Americans, whatever. There you go. Yeah, whichever. I forgot where El Salvador is.

Anyway, Central. Is it Central? Yeah, Central. I don't remember what I was saying, but yeah. Well, you were specifically talking about the crypto because it's one of those things where I, it is, there was a couple of things that are so, so people have asked him about certain things. Like everybody was like, why the fuck didn't you pay off your house?

A lot of people don't want to accept this answer, but I, I, I, accept it because if he was planning on killing himself, which he's talked about, he was like, I'm done. He said he's like, uh, dead people don't own homes. So why am I going to spend this money on paying off my house when I'm going to kill myself? And I'm like, that's actually fair. That because if I'm thinking to myself too, if I have debt and I'm planning on offing myself, the first thing I'm not going to with my money, I'm not going to spend, I'm going to spend it on dumb shit. So essentially, if you want to know, like, why he spent so much money on escorts, I think there has to be a connection where he's thinking,

I'm going to do the wildest stuff and live like I'm rich and then kill myself. And then, you know, like a lot of people do, they get scared of facing that. Once they're actually like, okay, it's time. Then their instincts kick in. We're like, I'm not going to do that. That's scary. And then so then they're like, I'm going to actually figure it out. Because to me, a lot of people say it's a coward way out.

That's a very erie. But people say it's a coward way out to kill yourself, but it's actually kind of the opposite. That's like self-preservation runs through me so much that I cannot even fathom killing myself. Well, yeah, because it's a coward's way. It's a coward's way out specifically because the most of most people who are, who go through it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you understand. I understand the sentiment, but I just feel like it's such a like, man, I, look, look, look,

Look it, look it, look it, let's put, let's put it in perspective. People, most people have trouble even giving themselves, like, taking a hyperdemic needle, and jabbing themselves. Like, the idea of, like, doing something, like, inflicting or, it's like, it's like me, I do it, I do it, I do it once a week. Sometimes I used to do it twice a week when I was doing the charity. Yeah, no, I cannot, I cannot under any circumstances give myself a shot. I can't do it. That's so easy. There's some, no, because my brain, my brain tells, my brain tells me, no.

Like you cannot Don't hurt yourself That's crazy When I get my blood drawn It like requires a lot of like Mental focus to just like allow that to happen Really? Like it really like it was little

When I was little It used to scare me Then I stopped scaring It's not that it scares me It's that it like It's very clearly like I No you would react You like you put your arm back

You know they put your arm back Well I just feel really tense I feel really tense I'm like fuck man I was like Oh god damn it God And I'm like under my breath I'm just

like, God damn, the whole time, the whole time. Like, I've been with, like, these people who, like, draw my blood. And they're like... My mom's... It's... I can't get the visual of, like, a caprice on straw going through a packet out of my head. Like, when it's, like, and then they're like, the idea of it's like, they're taking my blood. What fucking...

Like, my... This is where my Republican brain kicks in where it's like, what the fuck do they need my blood for? What the fuck? Yeah. I know it's completely... I know, I understand. I understand, I understand, but it's like, it's also just this level of like, do you, like, do you need to help me really? Like, what the fuck?

Like, we, we went through so much history without doing this. Like, do we need to do I need this? Like, do I need you to take my blood? And, like, because, and also, it doesn't help. It doesn't help the fact that every single time, I mean, this is, I guess, obviously, to thank, thank goodness, I have my health, I guess. Yeah. But every single time I do it, there's nothing wrong. So it feels like a fucking way.

It just feels like they've stolen my blood for no reason. Like, so like, there's a scar I have. It might be gone for the most part because of the fact that I have like fucking good skin. But I would play the lighter game with people and no one could beat me at that game. Yeah, that's great. The lighter, you mean you set your eye on fire? I don't, because I don't, because I have a good pain tolerance as well. That's crazy.

Because I've been getting hurt since I was a little kid. I have a good pain tolerance. I'm like, I can deal with me. I have a good pain tolerance for specific pain. Like, like, I can take a beating, but I, but sharp shit. I notice immediately. Like if I get a cut, like if I get like a paper cut or something,

like I'm feeling that for hours and it really bothers me and it hurts like hell. But I could get decked in the fit. I could break my nose literally in a boxing ring in front of millions of people and I'm partying like immediately afterwards. You know what I mean?

Well, there's the adrenaline aspect of that too. No, but also just like straight up like could you imagine you get on my paper cut? You get an adelaudgeonly. You get a duddle out immediately. You're like, it's, it's, uh, because it's happened. It's happened also before.

Like, I've, I've, uh, I don't remember if I fractured. I did something. I just came up to you and beat you up. No, I did something fuck to my ankle at some point where like I landed on it wrong and I heard a crack. And then I just walked back up the stairs and just kind of laid down. And I was like, oh, that sucks. You know? But like, yeah.

Did you charge your ankle with us at the house one time? That's when it was. It was like, it was the day that we were having that party. You remember? Yeah. I fucked my ankle up so bad. And I didn't go to the hospital or anything. I just kind of waited for it to go away.

I'm fine, by the way. totally would have been a waste. That's what I'm saying. It's like it just would have been a waste for me to go to the fucking hospital like everybody was telling me to do. I walk and run completely fine. Would have just been a bunch of money for no fucking reason just to tell me things that I've already know.

You're going to steal my blood like a fucking mosquito. So those small moments when you go there and you get checked up, they don't cost anything. I hate insurance, man. That's why you get insurance. Yeah, yeah. That's why you have it. No,

man, I was good. I was good because, you know, with the job. job that I have, I would, my AGI would be just on the threshold of being considered poor. Like my justice gross income,

I would be just on the, right there, I would always make it like every year. Derek Blackman, one of our homeless listeners. Basically, it was like, oh, hey, guys,

I'm in the poverty line, so then I would have a government insurance. I would have like, so I'd had a Medi-Cal in Cali, and I had Medi-Cal here in a number, Nevada. Now guess what? I got fucking married. My wife has an okay job and then they kicked my ass off insurance. I was like, yo. And not only did they do insult to injury, bro, insult to injury. So I've been dealing with some pretty fucked up problems. One of them caused by

my wisdom teeth that need to be pulled out that didn't get. So my thing was going to be this month and then I've been having some crazy stomach issue that I'm like, God, I hope it's not cancer or something. On the first of November, on the first of November, I was supposed to get an endoscopy. That was the same day I got kicked off my insurance. They were like, oh, hey, your shit's not renewing on the first. And I'm like, yo, but I have a fucking procedure. And they're like, sorry, bitch. And I'm like, and I talk to everybody. It's something I can do. I'm like, I ask them, what fucking year do you think this is? Just because my wife makes a certain amount of money, like, does that mean that I just have access to it? Like, all that shit just

belongs to me. First of all, that's why marriage is a dumb idea. First and foremost. I mean, if I would have considered that, I would have, like, probably, well, no, we had to get married. But the idea is, I would have probably, I don't know what I would have done. All I know is that it, it fucked me in the ass. And then because of how much we make together, even if I, the sub, dude, okay, so check this up. The subsidy that they were going to give. me, they were like, okay, the only, for me to keep my same doctors, there was only one plan available and it was going to be like 300 a month, like the premium. I was like, that's crazy. And then the subsidy that they were going to give me, like, they're like, all right, this is how

much you guys make together. The only subsidy we can give you is $60 off. And I was like, you guys suck my fucking dick. Suck my fucking dick. I hate insurance so much. Just bro. I, I, So much, bro. It just, fuck it. Just, I would, and I say this

as somebody who just ranted about taxes earlier, just raise the fucking, I'm getting fucked anyway, okay? I'm getting fucked anyway on tax day. Fuck me a little more

and just like, free me from this bullshit where you're gonna, oh, you're gonna get kicked off if you, if you get married or you're gonna,

or like, oh, well, this doesn't cover this or like, oh, you have a job here so you have it,

but like, if you get fired, then you lose it. Oh, it's just all fucking so goddamn stupid. And it's so antithetical to the idea that Americans have of freedom at all. It is so restrictive.

It is so bullshit. I don't know, man. That is the one thing. It's like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. With all due respect, if you're a, if you're a Republican listening to this and you don't understand why people are passionate about free health care,

you are fucking insane. You are absolutely fucking death. I don't understand. The infrastructure free health care is. European countries would not work in America. Yes, it would. So, no, I wouldn't. It wouldn't.

But just make it work. No, it would. Just make it work. It's like not impossible. It would for the same. It would, it would for the same reason that any of it works, which is that you build for it. It's like, oh, well, now that this is in place. Oh, that's what I mean.

Now we have all this fucking, this, this, uh, income from literally everybody. Let's build hospitals. Let's get more of, let's get more people fucking in this. Also, let's do all this fucking shit. If people were, if people were taxed. appropriately. If people were taxed appropriately. And so the thing is, but see, like, it would work as long as we were taxed appropriately. If people were, and here's the thing, because I know, we all know what happens.

We all know what's happening to the Republican base. They're being lied to. It's like, oh, this, this, that freedom, this, and that. But then because of their medical bills, because of everything else, they pay infinitely more. Then it's like, hey, guys, what? No, no, I just got excited because I just wanted to talk about Randisantis's heels. We'll transition to this second All I just want to say is

All we have to do is pay like a meal more collectively Like in taxes And then it's one of those things that And here's the thing Every time those there's all these people That go out and do street interviews They go to Trump or I go whatever And they ask these people

What is the thing that's bothering them the most Almost nine times out of ten They're bothered by their health insurance They're mad that the government's not taking care of them. It's a fucking tyranny. You make you want to pull your hair out that it's like, guys, you keep saying this is bothering you, but you keep voting for the fucking problem. And it baffles me to the point where I'm like, guys, I don't know what to do at this point. We all want the same thing.

Every red-blooded American wants the same fucking thing. But you keep voting for the thing that's not going to. Give me too. I'm a red-blooded American. I believe in freedom. I love the freedom that I have to, you know, when I work somewhere that I fucking hate because I have to,

because if I don't work there, I can't afford to get sick, and I might die and go bankrupt because I get sick. That sounds like freedom to me. I don't know. There's always this thing cited too where it's like, oh, well, medicine's so expensive. We can't expect everybody,

but it's like medicine isn't expensive. Medicine is fucking astoundingly cheap, actually. The markup through insurance is expensive. Yeah. That's true. But like if you didn't have fucking insurance, then that wouldn't matter. And everything, I don't know, man. This whole thing fucking pisses.

It makes me so fucking said. So I have several friends and fan members and pharmaceuticals. When you go and you buy medicine, a medicine, medicine costs X, right? Yeah. To be sold from a place, it'll cost increase more. when you swipe your insurance card, money is being taken directly from your insurance card. The place makes a little bit of money and the vast bulk of the price just goes to insurance company. Yeah, it doesn't even go to the people.

It doesn't even go to the people making the medicine or anything. It's crazy. It's so out of- It's such a- It's so crazy. It is an expensive field, but it's an expensive field because of the fact- It's an expensive field in research and development. It's incredibly expensive to research.

and test medicine. It is not expensive to create it once you got it. And because of that, and because of turning a fucking profit is the most important thing, they will research and develop things that are less important. There will be things that are way less important because it's going to turn more of a profit. I'm like, bro, so there are millions of people who could have been saved if you would have researched X. And it's like when you, we got to talk about Ronda's Sanders. I'm getting upset.

I mean, I'm fucking upset. Dude, dude, yeah. It's really fucking dumb. It's really dumb and disheartening because it makes you, it makes you want to just annihilate people that think that way. Yes, of course. It makes you just want to annihilate them.

I'm, I'm physically getting hot. I want to like, yeah, not talking about this anymore. I'm not, what made me. It's by nature,

but seeing people have the audacity to be like, my cousins dying from cancer, and some niggas gonna be like, well, you should have had a better job or something. I'm just like, yo, I'll eat your daughter. I'll eat your daughter. I'll eat your daughter. You know what sucks is that like a lot of these people...

I'll spite eat your family, dude. What sucks is that, you know a lot of those people are like slaving away jobs that they hate that they are keeping purely because, or at least very highly because, well, they need it because their insurance is tied to it. And that's not freedom. I don't know what to say. Like, that's not freedom. You should be free to just go and do the job that you want to do. Do whatever the fuck you want to do. That's what freedom is.

Healthcare shouldn't be kept hostage, but anyway, whatever. Let's talk about Ronda Santas. Please. Let's talk about Ronda's. I'm getting fucking, you know what I had in my head? I had the thought of just like beating one of these people up and then watching them go into an ambulance and get the bill for it. But then that convinces them. Right, right.

For me, the idea is opening my mouth, unhinging my jaw and slowly having like a little dark, inkly tendrils come out my mouth and pull them into my stomach. $3,000, by the way. it. $3,000 for an ambulance ride in New York, no matter how far. That's so crazy. And that was, and that, by the way, was 10 years ago.

So I don't even know what the fuck it is now. I would rather hop. Dude, Joe, fucking, all I hear is, I'm getting a little tired of it, to be honest, but I also understand at the same time because Jojo was experiencing American health care. Yeah, it must be so embarrassing. She fucking, oh my God.

Like, she was, Just like, and I feel like there's, I don't know what the hell's going. So the only option for me, long story short, is to get on her insurance. And the amount of problems that she had, I'm like, why the fuck would I want to get on your insurance? Your shit sucks. But like I literally have no other option because they won't even subsidize me because the plan is lower than they would, they would say it's considered affordable. In their eyes, it's considered affordable. Even if you're a poor piece of shit, they're like, well, what you guys would pay monthly is considered affordable.

so the government wouldn't even subsidize any private insurance that you bought. Anyway, she just wanted to, like, hey, I got an operation on my fucking, like I got a major operation back in Lithuanian. I just want to follow up like an ultrasound from an OBGYN. And then just like, all right, cool, $200. And she's like, excuse me? Wait, $200 for a fucking ultrasound? Yeah, what's the problem?

And I was out of me. I was like, wait, is that after the fucking co-pay? Is that after the deductible? Yes, it is. And I'm just like, bro, I'm fucking like, I'm like, she's bitching and I'm just like, yeah, I know, I know. I know it sucks here. I get it. You don't have to rub it in your face that you don't fucking, yeah, if you don't want to wait a little

bit longer, you can pay privately, but it still doesn't cost an arm in the leg, which is fucked up. So you just go, okay, I'm going to go to private, I'm going to go to a private practice and then like pay, like say if you're going to get all your wisdom teeth pulled out, you'll probably pay like 700 euros instead of like $5,000 or some shit. you know what I mean? It's like one of those things where it's I guess the equivalent of going to Mexico to get your work done It's kind of like that like people drive over to Mexico get dental work done and all that shit It's so funny it's so funny too because like like I know so many people

I know so many people who like are look man they got money right and then they talk about how like oh yeah I went to like Dubai to get this this procedure done or like I went to like you know X like all these places I'm like why is like because it's cheaper and literally better so like why would I not do it. It's like god damn it's so sad. Go to fucking Brazil. Go to Brazil or Columbia. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm thinking about getting my teeth pulled in another country

but we'll see. But let's talk about, dude. We have to, we have to talk about. Yeah, we got to talk about the. We've got to talk about his, fuck it. Dude, it is so crazy that it's, I guess it's crazy that he's lying about it. It's lying about his fucking shoes. If he's not lying, then he's the most

he has the strangest body I've ever fucking seen. Like that guy is clearly wearing heels. Like ridiculous heels. Like he's so... I don't know, man. I saw videos of him just like walking and then

like the shoe bends and there's clearly nothing in the end of the shoe. There's nothing there. He's clearly wearing those things that make you like inches taller because he knows there's that whole stigma of being a short president,

you're most likely not going to win. If you're not above six foot, you're probably not going to win. And the thing is he says that he's like 5-11, which means he's actually probably like 5-8. He's five fucking six probably. He's probably, yeah, he's probably my fucking height. What is wrong with the being shorts though?

Is that a thing? Presidents are usually not short? Historically, I think, if not all presidents, like the vast majority of them have been over six foot. He was beginning with George Washington. tall guy. Who?

Nixon wasn't a very tall guy. Well, I don't know how tall Nixon was. Well, look them up and how tall they were, but I'm saying the vast majority of presidents. Nixon was six foot exactly. Really? Yeah. He looks so pesky. Biden's over six foot.

Trump's over six foot. Obama's over six foot. Jimmy Carter. Jimmy Carter is probably the shortest president that we had and he's, but that's only like in. He's nine seven because he's old and he's shrunk. You said nine seven. Yeah. Yeah, nine, seven.

Can you imagine me that tall? You, at nine seven, you can, you're not affected by terrestrial winds anymore. Upper wind is bothering you. Yeah, so, so. But Jimmy Carter apparently was, was at least five, ten. Which is not, I do want to, I do have a bone to pick, by the way. I want to have, I have a bone to pick. I have a bone to bone pick with some people.

Enough with the appropriate. creation of just short culture with this like oh short king i got you got five 10 people saying oh short you are not that's crazy you're just not tall you're fucking default you're not you're not nothing okay you're not short because you're not six foot you're just not tall get over it okay chris no it's just annoying it's annoying because it's just it's annoying because it's like there are people who like, Ronda Sanchez is who wear heels to like pretend to not be a shortage. I was like, you're such a pussy, dude.

You're good. I'm out here. I'm out here five foot four every single day fucking brave in the world completely fine and unbothered. And you're the, you're running, you're running for president and you have to wear heels.

That's fucking embarrassing. I would be so embarrassed. That is easily the most embarrassing thing. Yeah, that's so sad. It's more embarrassing than like Trump wearing like a corset or whatever to like suck in his gut or what? whatever the fuck.

A million percent more embarrassing. Yeah. A million percent. It's so fucking ridiculous. And the way he walks around, the way he walks around the debate stage is so clearly like, it's like watching a fucking grasshopper on stilts. It's the most unnatural thing I've ever seen in my life.

That is crazy. That is crazy. He is fucked, by the way. I think DeSantis is completely fucked. Like even like, completely. Trump is going to solo him, but I think even anybody else would.

Like, even that Vivek guy who sucks. Vivek is more popular than Ronda Sandus, I think. Which is not crazy, but in, like, spirit. That's crazy, though, if you really think about it, because Vivek sucks. Did you see his, like, when he did his fucking goblin? When he did his, like, Spotify thing. Oh, and he was, like, and he put, like, his deep-point. 25% of this man's, like, top eight.

Like, he, I can't remember what magazine asked. these these these people to do like a like make a playlist what's your what's your ideal playlist this uh presidential candidate fucking vivac ramma swamps to mess me or whatever the i don't know his name um uh and he 25 percent of it is imagine dragons that is fucking insane how can i get him how can i get to him like how can i how can i get him like how he seems like a person he might come on our podcast yeah oh my gosh oh my gosh Would that be so fucking hilarious?

Like how can I talk to him? He seems like the type of person that would come on this podcast. Let's get it. Yeah, just out of desperation. Let's get him. Just be like, hey, what's up, Vivek? Like, how you doing? We're all political.

We're all, look us up. It says we're right supremacists. You know, we come on our show. And then the first thing, he was like, so, Vivek, why do you suck so hard? Like, why is it that you suck? Why are you just copying? So hard. I don't know anything about it.

What are you? The best question to ask. Yeah, I don't know anything about you. I don't even know your policies. I don't even know. I don't even really know where you stand on most things. But I know you suck. Why is that?

Why do you suck? The moment I saw you, my stomach started hurting. Why is that true? Why is that true? I feel great. I felt the way, I felt, the way I felt seeing you for the first time was I imagine the way that like a witch feels when they see a cross. You know, like, or like a, or like a vampire when they. son.

Yeah. I don't know. You know when those shows when they make the wolves take the witts take that poison and they tummy start hurt? Why did you do that to me? Why do you do this?

Can I say something? Can I just, can I just real quick? Kingston, is your gain still down from when they were doing that shit? It is. Turn it a little bit up. You are very far away from the mic too.

You're very quiet. That is true. Okay, so 34 minute. Back to where it was. Don't blast us in the fucking ass with your disgusting. voice. Where are you? All right. There you go.

All right. Stop. Stop. So I put a time stack. Why you make me want to hurt people so bad? Why your face make me want to hurt people? He has like an elongated head. They put a little thing?

It's like a Zeno Morph head. Yeah, I put in times times. So that you can like just know when to boost the, you know what I mean? Oh, gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Yeah. Yeah.

Anyway. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. The debates are... I'm gonna hit up his rep. Yeah, hit up his rep. See if he'll come on the show. Send him this clip.

Send him this clip specifically. Yeah, yeah. Would you care to come on this show and answer this question? Chris Christie? Chris Christie's been hitting low-key. I don't know. I don't like Chris Christie at all. No one does.

Yeah, no one. That's that Jersey dude, right? Yeah, that's that jersey got... Didn't he, like, blow up a bridge or something? That's the one that Trump calls fat, and he's like three. pounds heavier than Trump and Trump's like oh don't call him a fat pig that's mean don't Chris Christy fat little boy fat little retard boy Chris Christy look at this fat little retod I hate this boy I hate him so much he's got shake shack dribbling down

his little gullet look at him he's eating those chicken bites like this no tomorrow look at this fat little retard fat little retod Chris what bothers me so much is that Trump is such a walking post to be made fun of too. He's so easy to make fun of. Why does no one ever like, I guess because people still try to be like sort of respect to politicians? They're afraid too. I think they're

afraid. Oh yeah. The people okay so hold on. The people on his side are afraid to make fun of him because he's essentially, he essentially has a cult. And the people outside of it are just really bad at it because they're fucking boring. So it's like actually, I think

yeah, Shane, Shane Gillis has a great, has a great Trump bit where he talks about like he Oh my god, Sing Gillith is pretty fucking funny. He's pretty great. I like him. He's like,

I don't know, people say he's like a right wing committee. Even if he is, like whatever he is, he's really fucking funny. He's subtly, subtly. He says that he's not,

he's enough. He's definitely American. Not as much as I can say. He's definitely a very pro-American guy. I like him, I like his trumpet where he's like, Trump would be hilarious

to see get shot because like the sound he would make and be like, uh, like, it's just a dumb joke but it's like it works. So I don't know, man

I think Fat little retod Chris I just want I want people like say There's a big reaction When that broad Called Vivik Scum Oh yeah

That's what I want That's what I want With emoji claps man Oh because Because she brought like her daughter Because he's like I'm Vivek Ramoswami

Oh your daughter uses TikTok and shit Your daughter uses TikTok and I follow her And I go into her Fucking info and I click on all those links I click on all the links in her in your daughter's bio and I check on every single thing And your daughter's on TikTok Did you know that?

Fucking weird thing to bring up in a debate Fucking bizarre As you guys You're scum What was the thing that Chris Christie said Like he said he called Vemec like chat GP This chat GPT

Fucking Yeah yeah yeah I don't remember I don't remember what it was He's been He's been doing good My favorite part He was going hard in the paint on

Um On because everybody was Before he even said anything people were just booing him. And what I liked about it, he was eating the energy. Like he was like, you saw him like actually inhaling it and getting fatter. He was like, yeah, he was getting stronger. Was he curbing it?

Yeah, he was. He was getting stronger. That's exactly what I want. He was getting stronger from all the years, which is awesome. Yeah, yeah. I love being hated, bro. If you can thrive off hatred, like you become a stronger being. Like, I know it sounds like crazy.

That's not even a joke, man. Like, people make a ton of money off of. being like sincerely hated. Like it's like people the wildest shit. Well think of it like this. People hate what you call it on people. It's called the heel. Right.

Right. Exactly. The heels are invents. They're invincible. And they're so fun. Like the shit like the best hill of all time I would go as far to say is my generation least. The best heel of all time for me was Randy Orin.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dispickable. He was beating up all of the legends and everyone fucking hated it. And they would cheer and the way he would visibly grow while they were booing him. That's what's so fun. Like when you get that, when you get that heat that like, it just makes you feel so like you're like, yes. And Christy had that where I'm like, okay, because number one, he obviously knows he's not going to win. So his purpose of there is just taking jabs.

Not only was he shitting on Trump, he's been shitting on Trump. He started shitting on the people that are voting for him. He's like, bro, you guys are booing reality right now. Like he was just basically saying real shit and like just sucking it in. I like, I like how. I like what he's doing, right? I like this era. This is like, this is like, I don't even know.

Like, you know how like there are different, like, how there's like Sayan Saga Goku and like Blue Saga Goku? This is like, this is like SEL saga, Chris Christie. This is like cell saga. This is like, this is his Gohan moment, I think. It's like, he's never going to get another one of these. Ever again. You know somebody booing you on stage and you start jacking him like, yeah, come on. Yeah, come on.

You will complete it. Next debate, he has to bring food on stage. I want to be on stage. He has to get like a triple double or something. I want him to call Nikki Haley a fat cunt. I want that to happen on the debate stage. Even though she's clearly infinitely thinner than him, I just want him to just like throw it out there because like it doesn't matter. Like I really, I don't know, man.

I'm into what he's been saying lately as far as like, as far as like what he's been saying to like the other people on. On the debate stage. It's fucking hilarious. That's what's... Am I misremembering this, by the way? I'm sorry to interrupt. Uh-huh. Did Chris Christie blow up a bridge?

Something with... Something happened with Chris Christie and a bridge that I can't remember. And for some reason, my brain has just thought like, oh, yeah, he blew up a bridge. Like a terrorist? Or what do you mean? No, like, I don't know. Like, I don't think, like, a terrorist... Like, I don't know.

Like, he acts... I don't know. I don't know. But there's, like, a bridge story with Chris Christie. I swear to God. What is it called the Washington Bridge? Which one's the bridge? There is Chris Christi.

Yeah, the George Washington Bridge. Chris Christie is tied. Right, the bridge, right? There's a bunch of bridges to New York. There's a George Washington Bridge, which takes you up to like the kind of Jersey. That goes to Jersey, yes. But at least I'm pretty sure. It's been a while.

Isn't that the one where they found like terrorists or something? Like they foil the plan or something on 9-11? They foil plans on those bridge all the time. those bridges all the time. So was one of them Chris Christie? They just got him. I swear to God. He was jumped in the water and swam away.

He was jumped in the water. And he was way fatter back in the day too, dude. He was way bigger. So he was just like, no, not even slow. Like way fast. He fucking, like, he would have beat fucking Michael Phelps if you would have entered.

He would have beat Captain America. Like the way he darted out of there just starts to move in too quickly. Like, yo, that guy's moving too fast. Yeah. He jumps in the water and falls all the way down. perfect pin dive, swimming like a dolphin away, dude. So the George Washington Bridge takes you from Washington Heights in, you know, in Manhattan to

Fort Lee in New Jersey. So, yeah. But I swear to God, like, Chris Christie is tied with, like, Chris Christie and bridges are tied in, like, together as like a thing to me, like in the same way that like the green Goblin and Bridges. You know what I mean? Where like he's always going to throw Gwen off the bridge.

I don't know. I swear to God there was like a bridge story with Chris Christie. Chris Christi. Hold on me look up. The only thing I think of is he's wearing a baseball uniform and he has the biggest gun you've ever seen.

You ever seen that? You ever see that? It was literally the gut on the bridge? It was the George Washington. So Fortly so it's called the Fortley Lane Closure Scantle, better known as

Bridgegate. political scandal in the U.S. in state of New Jersey in 2013 and 2014 involved a staff member of political appointees of then-governor Chris Christie colluding to create traffic jams in Fort Lee, New Jersey by closing lanes at the main toll plaza. Wait, what the fuck was this?

I knew there was a reason. I knew that was a reason. Why, though? I don't know. In your opinion, just thought experiment. Why would you do that? Why would he do that? So, okay,

9-11-2. So the allegations in the wake of laying closed, oh man, it's just so much. It's so much information that I don't even know, I don't know how to,

what to explain like I'm five what this is. Bridge Scandal explained. Is it, it's a whole fucking article? Oh, if you elect me again, I'll fix this fucking problem when he was causing it. Hello, hello,

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I don't know. I feel like I can't think of. Look, look, let me preface this by saying there's a lot of information about this out here. None of it is boiled down. All of it is articles. So I'm going to say something and I'm going to assume that it's true. I'm going to assume that Chris Christie wanted to create traffic jams to dissuade voters from voting for him to like keep them in traffic long enough that the polls closed and nobody got through because all of his guys are on the other side of the bridge.

That's whatever. It doesn't matter. He actually did it because he was busy underneath the bridge touching minors. Who knows? I don't know. Is it an unfair... Under the bridge? Under the bridge from a fucking bungee cord.

Is that a fucking wild accusation? Maybe. But that's your fault for not having digestible information on this subject. So... That is true. Sorry. Yeah, we're just going to have to invent a scandal. Anyway.

I knew there was a reason. I knew there was something. I can't stop picturing Chris Christie Whenever I think of Chris Christie He's on the George Washington Bridge And I was so curious As to why

That's so weird That's such a weird thing Like in that picture In your mind And like if your brain Was Google Maps It would just be to Brunach It would just be Chris Christi standing

On the JW You know what's hilarious You know what's hilarious When I'm playing Spider Man 2 And you kind of see the George You kind of see the George Washington Bridge I was thinking like Oh, that's the bridge

Chris Christie blew up I really for some reason That's the bridge And I know that it didn't explode But like I just believed that that was the scant Like maybe like What I thought was like Oh Chris Christie blows up bridge

And I was like maybe he was like I don't know Doing like one of those dumb meet and greets Like at the base of the bridge Where it's like Where he's like hanging out with people Next to like a hot dog cart And then he like tried to do it himself

And fucking I don't know I don't know what I assumed was true about this story, but it's good to know that I wasn't entirely crazy, that there is a time. Yeah, you had most of it right. Yeah, most of it. 99% of it is accurate. Yeah.

So anyway, we should move on to some questions. Let's do some questions on. To be honest, it's been a while we've had an episode like this. Right. This episode comes from, this first question comes from Chris Christie. Yeah, Chris Christie. Why do you lie about me? Why you lie?

Why you laugh? I want to get Vivek on the show So we can ask him that question I was like, why did we get Vivek on the show? It's like, why do you think Chris Christie blew up that bridge In New York? Why weren't you on the bridge when it blew up? Yeah.

Vivek. The Beck, why did you then recently, almost as an homage On the other side of Manhattan also blow up a bridge? What was that about? Like, why did you do that? he goes like i'm not sure what you're doing your life yet i think you're making things up i think uh i think

this sounds like a a falsehood but i uh i don't know man i don't know i don't know how this guy sounds let's move on why haven't you taking your own life yet that's wild that's a wild you imagine i want that i want something like that so mean because let's be real let's be honestly let's be real the only way that any anybody on this debate stage is outshining trump is if they let something fly like if niki haley was like if niki haley turned to vivac rama whatever and said, Vivek, why don't you eat a bullet? Like, why don't you die today? Why don't you go home and die today, fool?

How come they haven't figured that out yet, though? It's crazy to me. Backflip into a lawnmower. Like, fucking stop being here. Yeah. Go play patty cake in an oven. Like, my name is, yeah, my name is Nikki Haley, and my platform is that Chris Christy should be bullied until he can't show his face anymore.

And then we'll all go to a little. house and toilet paper it how does that sound that's not enough just really say out of pocket shit and you'll get you'll get so much love his gut his gut his gunt and then suffocate him with it just wrap it around his head till he expires

I want everybody in the debate audience here I want everybody in the debate audience here on Thanksgiving Day to say fuck you Chris Christie I want everyone better do it everyone better fucking do it everyone do it and if we can get

if we can get that turnout Just for that, imagine what we can get as a turnout at the polls. Like, just twist it. Anyway, let's get on some questions. Insane Latino bussy rotney says, hello, beautiful bastards. You're about to be executed for your crimes against humanity. Let's just say you killed every dog. What is your last meal?

I know Sweeney's is probably raising canes. Dog. Yeah, Sweeney's going to die. He's going to get electrocuted while fucking bland-ass chicken. That probably tastes better. falling out of his mouth than it did going in. Oh my fucking God, guys. I don't like Keynes that much.

I hate... You guys are such fucking actual imps. You're just fucking slack-jawed imps. You literally finished eating a three-piece combo before we started. I did not. I was eating a bake, a sausage and cheese on baking. I stopped over your house yesterday and you were literally masturbating over a pile of raising canes. Because you said, I love the seat.

I love how it's seasoned. I love how it's season. seasoned, but I think I can add something special, is what you said. And then I went home. I literally was playing Digimonel yesterday. I was literally at my Digimon tournament yesterday, but okay, thanks for line. You were at your Digimon tournament?

Masservated all over Raising Cains? No. Where the tournament prize was Raising Cain? Can I can I tell you guys on for real? So this is a... Oh yeah, tell us about this, uh, DigiBon thing. I did. I said you ran into people. This is my first uh, yeah, I ran into stuff for your fans. It was pretty crazy. They noticed me because they were like, I also used this in my

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This is a job for Indeed. Indeed sponsored jobs. This is my mat. Yeah, I saw it. Isn't that cool? I feel like I've seen it, but I also forgot that you had it. That's dope. So I was using it. Like, I was just there like using my mat.

And I'm like, people are like, oh shit, you're sweet. And I was like, yeah, what's up, dude? I took a few pictures. My friends who, like, I play Digimon. They're like, what are you? What's going on right now? I'm like, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.

It's nothing, dude. It's nothing. Tell them, tell them, you should just tell me your porn star. not going to do that I'm not going to do that but so I was playing so this really happened right I was um I was my record was

4 1 uh out of round round 6 playing some guy I had a assured victory and this motherfucker wasted the time until we got a draw he actually did that he actually wasted time until we got to draw

and what made it crazy that a judge was sitting right next to us and called and I was like, Judge, I had victory. You saw my hand. There's no way he could have won that. The judge was like, you should have said something at that moment. And I got so angry that I was, I was like bending in the plastic table while talking to him. And I noticed I was doing that.

And I turned and walked away. Because I was about to, because I was like, what's the point in you having your job? Yeah, if you don't do it. If you don't do it. Why are you here? Niggia, if you're not, fuck you, nigga, you suck. Fuck you. I'm so mad about it.

I'm so mad. Because I don't mind. I was being a good sport, right? Because obviously I'm not going to rush the guy. Because, you know, you got to think about your turns. But the fact that I noticed that he was slowing down and playing slow to make me lose. And the judge clearly noticed it too and said nothing. And I'm like, all right, cool.

Okay. I hope you guys, hope they both get shot. Yeah, I mean, that's, that's fair. Shout out to the fucking homeless Digimon fans or whatever. Yeah, the homeless, thank that. Shout out to the, yeah, shout out to that that homeless digimon community who is willing to. Homeless and y'all play Digimon and listen to us. You guys are out of pocket, bro.

It's a little much, man. It's a little much. Yeah. A little much when they're thriving, no, dude. I want the best for you, really. But. I had a really good time. That was really fun.

I did better than I thought I was going to do. I got, I was, I was six and two. I was six. No, I was five to one. That's amazing. Did better not

thought I was going to to do. Yeah. It was the best players in the world there, man. I have no idea. I was based in America,

so. Hey, how much raising Keynes did you win? I did pretty good. It's all. I didn't want to raise in games, unfortunately. That would have been cool.

How many tenders? Yeah. How many tenders? I wish I got some 10dies. I wish I got tendies. I would have been cool. I heard that, uh,

ice tea was handing out like ice tea. No, ice tea wasn't there. You're gonna call me niggas like that Yo nigger, what are you doing here? I want to meet him so badly. I didn't actually give a shit until like that meme popped up

and I was like, I really want to meet ice tea. Isn't he gonna matter what? Yeah, yeah, actually, you're right. You're actually, I did want to meet him before that, you're right. He's also, he's also in Gears of War, which we will be doing an extra ammo on

really soon. We're gonna do some gears of war we're gonna make our own gears of war I just beat the ultimate edition of Gears 1 Oh did you? I forgot how I really enjoyed so I never played the ultimate edition of gears Yeah I've only only played the OGs and I played the ultimate edition I really fucking enjoyed it Yeah dude it's there was a couple of bugs that were hilarious but I really fucking enjoyed it I was like wow man that that that original gear show it was it was it was that original

Your trilogy is good. It's good. It's genuine. I think, I actually think. The fucking music is amazing. The music's great. I actually sincerely believe that it's way better than people remember. Like, it feels so much more modern than you expect it to.

Because it's not, it's not like a fucking, it's from 2005. You know, there's a lot of 2005 games that have not fucking aged particularly well. 2006, I guess I should say it's more accurate. Yeah, yeah, technically, yeah, yeah. But, like, it, you could drop that example. exact game in today and just like put like better graphics on it and it would play perfect like nothing at all about it feels old it's great the fucking of the voice acting is it's funny for such a meathead game i was like yeah there's so much tlc put into it and man cole i fucking i i i love cole so much he's so he's so good he's so every line that he says is good like there's nothing that he says that sounds like, oh, it's just background noise.

Like, you just, I want to listen to hear him talk. I love that cast of characters, like, sincerely. Like, I think that's a great group of guys. Like, Baird, Marcus, Cole, and fucking, uh... D. Dahn, yeah. Dumb. D'am.

Chris Christie's a fat retard. Dom. Damn. They're sinking cities with Chris, Chris, Chris. The coal train's here, baby. Oh my God. Wait, wait, wait, we got to write that down. We got to write that down.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, let's move on. We're venturing in the dangerous territory. We'll save that for the gears of war extra ammo, which is going to be up, you know, whatever in the next couple weeks. Fuck you, whatever. We'll get it out.

Fucky. So Chris, Chris. The car mine. Chris getting pegged by 19 inches of Fudanari Chun. Lee. Damn. Hey, man, you know. Whoa,

food and how you tell Lee. That'd be such an unfortunate. I'll just put it aside. I'll just put it aside. That's rough. That would be such an unfortunate and I'd be so sad. I'll put it aside. I'd be like walking back and forth for front of the bed.

No. You just got to put her aside and get to work, you know? Yeah. I'm not a behole band, dog. I'm out of a behole guy. Me neither. Yeah. Just 19 inches.

You're boring. Oh, you guys are boring. Get the fuck out. Get out of here. I'm on. be a whole guy, man. I'm trying. Not really my thing. You guys are neglecting your women's. You know what? Keep it, keep it, keep it above board then. You know what I mean?

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All right. It will move on. It will miscar hands you for sure. That guy wrote in. He says, hello, two balls, two balls and cock of Exodia. I've been watching since episode 26 and you are the first Patreon. I've joined. Welcome aboard.

I could tell by that case. Wow. Thank you. Thank you. I can tell by that name. And I often sincerely wonder, like, so like, obviously, Patreon is a platform where there's a bunch of people on it. There's a bunch of people who are on this service. And the people who are subscribed to us, who have these names that are specifically out of pocket for us must show up just out of nowhere in these other people's random Patreon.

Like it must be like, you know, Alex Wakefield and Luke Spinelli and Josh Drummond and Eric Vanhoss and then the actual strap-on Lacey used to peg me being sold on eBay for $69,000. You know what I mean? Like, it must look fucking weird, especially in like the fast credits that people have at the end of videos where it's like, and then long fucking. I often wonder about that. That's what's very. I love that. Yeah, yeah.

Anyway, he wrote it. and he says, my question is, would you rather have a symbiote or the powers of Alex Mercer from prototype? I'd rather have prototype. What are you talking about? A symbiote's going to compromise me. It's going to make me strong

at the expense of my own, at the expense of my own, like, sanity. Of course. Not exactly. Absolutely. That's what it does. Not exactly. It's because,

but that's because of the fact that, like, Peter got rid of it so quick. What are you talking about? Because it grows with it. It's obviously going to make you more important. Also at first, but then, like, they're living things. So you got to be like, there has to be a compromise, you know. I just don't want to share my mind with anybody else.

Yeah, yeah. It could be, it could teach me so much. No, it's some space, bro. What if it's a pedophile? Or it can be. What if the symbiote? What do you mean? There's no pedophilia.

It's a symbiote. That's not the same thing. Stop. Back out of there. Get out of here. Get out of here. How do you know that? How do you know that?

How do you know that? I don't. I don't. I don't. They're jelly. I'm, what are you talking about their gel? They also speak It's jelly that speaks Why would I put it

It can speak But it can't be a pedophile I'm not gonna I'm gonna I'll be like Hey are you a pedophile In your world And if it's like

Yes You gotta get off me Yes You gotta get off me Intentionally so Yes I'm like oh sorry Proud pedophile

And nobody A pedophile Meets I'm completely Where I'm from I can't stop talking about it In fact I can't Whoa

Where is the nearest Where's the nearest Where's the nearest Catholic Church. I think about it every minute of every day. It's like, oh man. It starts fucking just running full speed. Yeah, dude. I don't know, man. You don't know.

You don't know what that fucking symbiote's got going on. You don't know if it's got like mental illnesses. You don't know like if it's got prejudices. I don't need to share that shit. I got no part of that. I'd rather just be a fucking. I'd rather a symbiote because they're stronger than Alex Mercer. That's just it.

I barely. I barely. I barely. I actually don't. You can... I actually don't think you're right at all, actually. I think they're probably... They're basically...

I think Alex murder could kill... You think Alex murder could kill Carnage? That's stupid. That's insane. Alex Mercer is Carnage. He's not. Carnage is way scarier, bro. That he's...

I don't know. Because you know what Carnage can infect people. He can infect people and make them other carnages are running around the street. Alex can not do that. Alex can not do that. Alex can eat people, man. No, but that's what I'm saying.

He could just eat. He literally feeds off of the people that he eats. Like, intensely. Right, but like if he's going to make, if he's going to make more carnages, Alex is just going to eat those carnages. I don't know, man. There's more powerful ones than carnage. Because I would suggest, like, think of it like this, right?

Alex Mercer, right? Yeah. Do you think Alex Mercer was in a knock down? I think Alex Mercer could kill Spider-Man, right? I think he could kill Spider-Man. Probably But I think Peter Parker would put a beating on him But the thing about

Like animated series Peter Parker Movie Peter Not video game Slash animated series Not movie the movie Parker's a pussy All of them are pussy They can't they can't They don't take it to that level

You know they don't go there really But like Nobody could be animated series Peter Parker That's obvious Put Ryan on his head and spun him a bunch bro That was vile That was pretty I hate that.

I was, I, there was a part of me as a kid that I'm like, do it. When he grabbed the fucking door, you know, he grabs the door and then he's like literally about to just slam him and I'm like, do it. And then he just, you're a piece of shit, Derek. Rino is like almost crying. He's like, stop, no, stop. And I'm just like, do it. I understand what they're going for when they do that, but it's also a little, because like you're throwing this guy through tons of comments. Like like like and then he picks up a door and it's like is that not like is that door? It has it it has to be a very thick heavy metal door, which you're assuming because it's just concrete is being thrown. He's not being he's like he didn't pick up a woodie. He didn't pick up one of the doors in my house. It was a pretty heavy metal door. But I still feel like Rhino would have been able to like resist at least also not to mention or like a baby like. Not to mention. Rino could have been killing a rhinoceros with a.

If he really wanted to Oh man Rino's strong as shit Rino's so strong he's like terrifying They definitely made him So fucking weak in that moment Yeah so it's like it's yeah so it's one of Yeah earlier that season

He was like running straight through cars down the street Like he was just running knocking over cars Yeah Yeah Okay so what is under that rhino suit? What is that? It got bound to his skin So it's just on there for good

Yeah it's just on there literally I don't know I piss this I don't know, it's shit. I've been asked that question so many. I literally asked my uncle that question. I was like, how does he use the bathroom when I was younger? And he was like, look, man, it's comic books. You got to assume he doesn't.

Like, how does Tony Stark use the bathroom or any other superhero? You just, you know. You know what they should have done? They should have drew him with stains on it. The bunch of stains. That's insane. That's insane. It's a really, really bad.

Just really. That's how you know. You smell him coming. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah. Spider sits. all what stinks. It's like he got flashbang.

He's just like, oh, I'm gonna get punched my rhino. I love the idea of it being the type of suit that like he pisses it and then it like it kind of spreads through the whole, you know, like water in a napkin. No, no, no, it spreads up but not entirely. No, it does. Because it's so much.

His cock is in fact. It has to eventually, right? It'll eventually be everywhere. Ah, here we go He's fucking He's shitting He's shitting pissing He's wet dreaming

He's a He's a walking Like he's disgusting actually He's It's insane It's like bound to his skin Which is really Same of his way

No let me check I think it's it's scorpion's bounce Scorpion is stuck in the suit I don't think it's bound to his skin though He's just stuck in the suit I think I think a little bit different What a bitch

Yeah, what a pussy. He can't even take a suit off. Ezekiel Slavit. Can't even unzip it? What the fuck's wrong with him? Ezekiel? What are you saying? It's in the perfect spot where he can't reach.

Yeah, right? It's literally just the zipper is inaccessible. I'm sorry, Alexi. That's right behind him, but he's too big. And the Spider-Man's like, have you asked somebody? Have you ever just asked somebody to unzip? And he's like, oh, well.

No, I actually had a psychotic break instead. and became a fucking notorious super villain. There's a scene in Spider-Man the anime series where Rino answers a phone call from Kingpin. And I love that because it kind of implies that he went and bought a phone.

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Like, I don't know. It's like, oh, that's rhino, one of my tenants. Like, I don't know. So it's not bound to his skin. Sorry, it's not bound to his skin. So, it's not. The one that's bound to his skin. the skin is

Scorpion Scorpion can't take his off Oh so Rehner can take his off Can we I mean I want to I want to see I want to see

Shocker I want to see I want to see all these people without their shit on I want to see what they look like Especially right

You do You do pretty often See most of them about this shit Not in I don't think in the animated series I'm not

I'm thinking of the animated series Oh yeah Animated series Shocker doesn't even have a face really It's just quilt man You know But

Anyway I mean. He looks like an oven meat. What is this like an oven meat? Camillion, I have no idea what the fuck is going on with Camelian. Is that a person? Is that an actual,

it's just a regular guy with a cool. He was a guy. Craven's brother. Well, okay. No. He has a cool ass belt, right? Is he?

Camillian's Ravens. Is that true in the comics? He's brother. Mm-hmm. I probably in the, but I don't know if they probably in the series, there's no, like, mention of it.

They don't connect that all in the series. At all, right? Yeah. They don't connect to the series, no. Not in a... I mean, they're gonna... You don't play the game. I'm not going to explain anything for you.

The series, the series did a lot of... The series did a lot of weird shit with, like, relationships, though. Like, they, I think... Right. Oh, my God. They made Doc Ock way younger than he normally is. Yeah. They made, um...

It was still classic Felicia Hardy Spider-Man stuff for the most part. But Felicia Hardy was, like, tied to, like, the... Well, no, no, Felicia Hardy was tied to, like, Captain America in some weird way. Like, in, in, in... the animated show. Her dad, her dad worked with Captain America before. No, no, no, her abilities is, her abilities, like, so she transforms in the, in the, in the show. Like, Felicia Hardy. Oh, yeah, right, right, right. Her body grows. And I'm like, yeah, she grows, buffing her ass because she has, she has like, and, and the story was that, oh, it's like a version.

They were trying to replicate the Captain America super serum, and that was what she has, which is weird. It's, but like, I don't know, it's, so in the, in the, in the, in the, original eventually made it like that. What happens is that in the comics, Cap was the first, like, person that became super. Was the first, obviously that makes sense. It was during World War II. He was the first person that became like a super person in America.

Oh my God. Okay. And then eventually other people started like, Osmore was trying to make something like that is what Spider-Man came to be. Then obviously the Osborne serum directly. And then from that moment on, and then right after that, the mutant showed up.

And upon a mutant showing up, that was accelerated all sorts of like super people. people in general. They were all over the place by that moment. But like the first one to like Captain America Namor. Shut up, Bob. Who asked for this? What are you, what are you talking about? What are you saying? A little bit, a little bit of history about the characters of the universe, man. Let's go. Oh my God. Let's go, Bob. What about fucking, let's go, nigga. Manaki, nigga. And he starts to do that. Fucking Mike Armin trout is Wolverine. Did we already talk about this? We absolutely did. We put Mike Irman Trout in every single role possible.

Because it works. I'm Spider-Man Walter. Frankly, my dear Walter, I don't give a game. He should make Mike Ermintraud. Mike Ermintraught should be blade. I don't know what fuck. I'm okay with that. I want to see Mike Irmitrout in fucking Casablanca.

Anyway. Anyway, yeah, I don't know. Prototype is fucking sick. And there's no trade-offs, really. There's no arbitrary sound weakness. I think the only weakness is like a specific antidote, which has to be made. So like, I don't know, man

It's easy for me I don't want to fucking simba remake Yeah, I would do that That's my answer Uh So this is a long question To be hilarious This is a long question

And I said specifically I said don't ask me long questions Or I'm gonna kill you But I'm gonna I'm gonna make an exception Because I think it's kind of interesting But don't make a habit of this I'm not gonna fucking read your essay

If you write an essay I will say I will literally print it out, not read it, and burn it. Okay? I'll record me burning your question. If you write another essay to me again. But the actual strap on that Lacey used to peg me being sold on eBay for $69,000 wrote in. He says, after months of being unable to pay tribute, I return once again to my three beautiful boys on the highest tier, too, so I can torture Chris with my horrible names.

Welcome aboard. He says, my question has a bit of context. It's not necessary. Didn't need the context But I appreciate it, I guess In a recent episode You guys made jokes about Vince McMahon And in an earlier episode

A fellow patron asked a question related to AEW and CM Punk The question was about public freakouts As a long time fan of both pro wrestling And Chris's channel It's surreal to see him bring up the subject Since he's not at all involved with that stuff And I even think he said wrestling was stupid ones I've said that several times, I'm sure

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It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when,

will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point

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large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right,

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This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. Start there. It's all good. What's a surreal bit of crossover? What's a surreal bit of crossover from two things you followed individually that you never thought you'd see? A good recentish example would be Tucker Carlson actually uttering the name Chris Chan when he was still with Fox News. That was pretty nuts. That was a pretty wild fucking day.

Keep up the hard work and happy once again to be contributing to Derek's daily rhinopil budget. Thank you a lot for your patronage. Poor Jojo. Poor girl. But yeah, man. I give it her. She almost has a fully grown penis. Like, I'm excited.

That's, uh... It's justating right now. Okay. Man, there's... It's funny. Speaking of Tucker Carlson, that piece of shit ended up at, um, the latest UFC event last, or a couple nights ago. So Trump shows up in the New York, Madison Square, yeah. So Trump shows up every once in a while.

And, uh, so he walked out with... It was so gross. walked out with Kid Rock and Tucker Carlson and some other people and you know because a lot of UFC fans they're they're a bunch of degenerate so they're all yeah yeah and I'm like Tucker Tucker there's so there's a page called MMA on point they have a YouTube channel and everything this guy Tommy Tollhold a lot of people might know him just by proximity because he would do these the old UFC games um not super old but the older years he would do impresses of Joe Rogan and Mike Goldberg, who were the commentators.

And he was very good and it was just overdoing it glitches. And a lot of people might have come across that content just because the glitches are the funniest fucking thing and then him commentating sounding like them. So anyway, he tweeted out them walking out and then also attached to Tucker Carlson's text messages saying that he despises Trump. And I just loved that.

I laugh because it's just like, what a fucking weasel. He seems so astag to stop talking about Trump. He's like, I can't stand this nigga. And then the very opportunity he gets to just walk out with him. He's like, ooh, hey daddy. It immediately goes to them. It was kind of gross. I mean, I get at the crossover because of puppies.

Uppies? Uppies. So you ever see a little? Upies? Oh, upies? I love the idea of Tucker Carlson going up to Trump and just being like, And then Trump's like not right now Not right now Tucker

Chum Curious Curious You won't pick me up He won't pick me up Donald Trump Why is that? Pick me up

Why is that? The liberals are fucking your dog What are you knowing? It looks like Has Donald Trump gone woke Donald Trump won't pick me up And pat my back until I burp A sullen burp

Why is that? Why is that? What's wrong here? What's going on here? They don't want... The left doesn't want you... I don't know, whatever. The left doesn't want you to come here.

I can't masturbate to the Eminem anymore. That was the first time I see them, yeah. I can't masturbate to the Eminem anymore. Why is that? Why are they taking things away from me? They removed the dick vein from the Snickers. I'm really upset. I'm sick of this.

Why did they? Are they trying to take our penis? is away? Oh my. The idea. The idea of him saying that for real is crazy. They're trying to, they've already started emasculating our candy by getting rid of the dick vein on Snickers to make it more what, gender conforming? I don't know.

But something's wrong. And the left is to blame. You know what's crazy? I stopped eating, I stopped eating big Snickers as soon as someone made that comparison to me. Like I stopped eating food. full-size Snickers as soon as someone brought that up to me. That's crazy. Like the moment, I was just like, I don't want to get it anymore.

I honestly think, honestly, actually, for real, I don't think I've ever had a Snickers. I don't believe. I think, I think, I think you think it, but I know you have had a Snickers before. Because I've been in the house, we've had Snickers before. I have not. You've definitely had a snicker before. I've seen you have them before. Okay, hold on. Hold on, hold on a second.

One thing for sure, for sure. I know that I have not had a... I know Kingston. I know that I have not had a snicker since I've lived in L.A. I know that for sure. When I was younger, that's a bigger question, because I don't know. Like, I was probably inhaling all sorts of candies. There was one time where I brought candy back from like whenever went hot-ticker cheating.

And I gave you a snicker. I was like, here, do you want one? And you took it. I don't know if you ate it or not. I didn't take it. I'm pretty sure you did. No, no, no. Okay, so hold on.

I would take it, but I don't eat it. What I do and I sincerely what I do, sincerely what I do, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm I don't know if this might be, I don't know, I should be probably committed because of this. But like, if somebody offers me something that I don't want to eat, I have a tough time just like not accepting it. I don't know why. It's just like I just, I don't want to have that. I understand. So I accept it.

Even if it's like a candy or something, then I bring it in my room and then I open it and I look at it and then I like shove shit inside it. Like I'll look at like a penny or just like, or like a thumb tag or like just random shit. You were good up into that point. And I just throw it away. That's autism. That is It is. You were gonna say

Like I accept things And throw it away Which I'm like That I've done that too But then you just went with Like I said I shoved my peehole Yeah

I'm going out I'm like I roll the sneakers up Into like like a sounding Just Just Yeah My fucking dickhole with it

Absolutely Yeah I don't know It sounds You take the peanuts out I want to say I want to say This isn't something I have a habit of doing

I've just done it At least three times I've noticed that I've done it So it's like, oh, oh, oh, you like seeing your dick swell because you can't piss out the peanuts. I like how fat my penises and things in it. Yeah. Dude, have you ever tried?

What? I'm going to try this. I'm going to pinch my dick and then try to piss and see if my dick explodes. I can tell you 100% that shit hurts so bad. That shit hurts so bad. I definitely peed and then tried to stop peeing before while peeing and that shit hurts so bad. Dude, my actually muscles been pretty good. I've like, I've been like, I don't know if you ever had this happen before, like a sudden sharp pain from what I found out.

Because I always just accepted whatever. I accepted whatever, just some sharp pain in my abdomen like sometimes. But I found out it's sometimes like gas trying to maneuver its way. And it feels like a sharp fucking staff. That's what it usually is. It's just getting into the ass most of the time. Yeah. So like, so like you might be pissing.

and I've like, I don't know how many times, but a handful of times this has happened to me where it was so sharp that I immediately stopped pissing but I'm like good though I'm like, yo, my fucking muscles like on point. Like whatever that, you know,

whatever that muscle was called. Sometimes, yeah, sometimes. It didn't even hurt. Sometimes I'll pee, right? Sometimes I'll pee and then I'll get like a shiver and then I'll fall to my knees and keep pissing all over myself and then it's a real problem.

I don't know. I don't know how to navigate it. The idea of seeing that, the idea of seeing that happen is great. That is such, because that should warn a emotional response,

but I would just be like, yo, what the fuck is wrong with you, dude? I thought it was normal. I thought it was normal for the longest time, you know?

Like, he just fucking falls to his knees and he's still pissing and crying. Yeah, it's, you know, you pee a little bit and then you shiver

and then you fall, you lose your control of your knees and you fall and then you can't stop peeing because that's insane. and so you just piss all over yourself. And then you wipe yourself off with like wet wipes and then you're, and then you're golden.

It's like the same. It's like you're not going to go to the doctor for everything. It's like when, you know, sometimes I wake up and I smell burnt toast, but there's no burnt toast. You know what I mean? Like I'm not going to go to the doctor every time. Yeah.

Just because, it might be the neighbor's toast. There was one time me and my friend were talking and he was like, you ever like come and like your knees just give out? What? I'm like, no. No. No.

No. No. I've never never. Never quite come. He's like, I've definitely came in a shower and my knees completely gave out. And I was just like on the floor, like water rushing over him, just wondering who he is. And what is he doing? All right.

That's crazy. Does your friend share a shower with multiple people? No, it's just not a modern thing. Okay. Not a modern thing. Okay. I mean, what? It's a shower.

It's a shower. No, no, no. Because people, look at, look at, man. A lot of people don't do a good job. washing down the jellyfish, bro. You gotta be careful with that. The jellyfish? Washing down the jelly?

Yeah, your cum shot. It's just a, it's a nice way of seeing cum shot. That's fucking, fucking jizz on the floor and not fucking wash it down. Jelly, I fucking, wow, that made me so deeply, viscerally upset. Let's move on. See, now you have a better understanding of why. Hey, you want a jelly buddy lady? And you fucking popper monster.

Come on the fucking. I don't, yeah, I don't, and then not fucking rinse it away because you think, oh, the, the fucking water is going to take care of it. And I'm like, bro, it's, that's not good enough. I don't come in the shower. What happened to you rinse away? I just don't do it. Months later, you hear Papa coming from in the drain. What do you do then, huh?

What do you do that? What do you do that? You fucking put a snake down that drain and fucking clear it out. Papa. Papa, you just get a bunch of bleach. I'm putting CLR. I'm putting, yeah, you'll do whatever you want. Battery acid, everything.

I'm mixing shit. You have fun doing that. I'm going to go talk to Ahmed and get a pipe bomb. I'm doing everything I got to do. I'm moving immediately. I'm leaving. I'm like, listen, this is your problem now. Resonance.

I'm not a shower shower. Papa. I mean, how did you, you learn how to talk with me fucking singing? Is that it? Me singing the shower and you learned out of talk? That's crazy. I just can't. Did I impregnate?

Yeah, yeah. That's the first question. Some fucking random. What is down there? What is down there? I can't, yeah, no, I don't come in the shower at all, so that's never a problem. It's just not a good idea. It's just not.

I've lived with a lot of people at some point, big family and stuff. And there was like rules because people are fucking filthy, man. They just don't clean up after themselves well. So, of course, if they're busting in the shower, they're not going to clean up after themselves either. And nobody wants to fucking come take. They're about to take a shower and then all of a sudden you're like slip

and then you fall in some cum or something. That's a fucking nightmare scenario. Or maybe some people like it. Maybe like, oh, liftovers and they just fucking go to town. I don't know. You'll never know. I just feel like it's not,

that's not my bag. It's not my bag, man. I don't know how you, I don't know how y'all live. Papa. Yeah. No, I'm not coming to the child. This is a hard line.

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for me, you actually did freeze. Oh, okay, so you froze for me. Okay, okay. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah. So, whatever. We'll figure it out.

Anyway, the Cribon's wrote it. The Creebons wrote it and he says, Hey, guys, frequent concert gore here. Nice. I've been to a few shows where the opening act

completely blew away the headliner. Unto others opening for arch enemies and spirit world opening for creator, to name a couple. Have ever been to any shows where that happened? where the opening act completely blew the headliner way.

Yes. Yes. I've been a part of multiple shows. I have played at shows that were a lot of times I feel bad for the headliners, man, because sometimes I'm like, damn, I bet they wish they would have went first or went later on down the bill because sometimes there's like this hometown hero band that everybody's tear up. Yeah.

I remember, I'll never forget, there's this hardcore band called Hades. they there was there was a there was a main the main band the headliner is called vermin this death metal band and this hardcore band herez showed up and 90% of the people there were for harassed they played everyone's there hardcore two-stepping having a fucking great time herez leaves the venue is practically fucking empty now vermin put on a good show but the energy was just not there obviously because there was almost the play there I felt so bad. I mean, multiple.

That was honestly, it felt awful. That was honestly how it was when I went to see Devin Townsend because Devin Townsend wasn't the main show. It was Devin Townsend, um, animals as leaders, and, and they were opening up for, uh, Dream Theater. And Dream Theater is great, you know? Ah. But Devin Townsend is fucking unreal, especially live to the point where, like, that's rough. It's rough to, it's rough to, it's rough.

it's rough to follow Devin Towns. I would never in a million fucking years ever even remotely want that to happen. That's so bad. Like you open for Devin. Like even if you're not, because he will, he will just do better.

Like it's just, there's an objective level of just proficiency and talent, especially like in vocals, where it's just like, especially because Dream Theater, like their singer now is just not really what people are going there for. It's mostly the instrumentation. So like,

it just stuck out. really hard where it's like, damn, that was a killer show. And now we're kind of in this place where it's still really good. But like, damn, that was definitely, the highlights gone. Like, I don't know. When I was like, when I saw Paramore, I saw, when I was like, when I saw Paramore, they were opening for someone else. I forgot who it was. Good luck to that fucking whoever was.

It was, it was when Riot first came out to, it was a very small venue in Poughkeepsie. It was like, it was the time. It was the time to be a Paramount. more fan and one of my friends dredges like can you please come with me and I was like I don't really want to go see this fucking red-haired girl like sing like what I was so like not into it that's crazy man I went and I was like holy shit I love her I'm in I was I was I was the ape by looking at fire and like putting its hands at it like I want this power but she fucking Haley killed it the drummer and the

freaking lead guitars. Although the base, he was a bass player, right? Because she played guitar. Is he a bass player? Probably, yeah. I mean, I mean, there's rhythm guitarists, too. There's like, you know, I don't know the specifics of paramour. I never really looked into them.

I just know Haley Williams, but I'm sure there's probably like a lead guitar and rhythm guitar. Destroyed it. I was like, dang. I forgot who they opened for. And then the one time I saw the weekend, the weekend did a really, really, really good job. But I was there for Kachanada, and Kachanada killed it. Yeah. Okay, I see.

Yeah, that, dude, that has. happens that there's a lot of times the weekend's also insane like he's an unbelievable performer in person what do you call them the dark horse like the dark horse of anything where you're like this is this is who everybody's kind of coming for when it's a lot of times i always i always say i'm like bro you got to put this specific app you got to give them the main billing because it's going to keep the venue full which means people are going to buy more stuff people are going to stay for everybody because that happens so often where I've seen the Dillinger escape plan multiple times

they're not around anymore but they're not everyone's cup of tea because a lot of their music's really chaotic but they have like maybe out of all the albums they released they maybe have like 10 tracks that I feel like most people could consume as kind of like an alternative rock thing and it's not all chaotic and screaming and shit

but their shows are always I've never seen anyone put on a better show to them they're insane to the point they're doing things that they clearly shouldn't be doing like climbing fucking Greg the vocalist he climbed the fucking monitors

no these were the speakers actually they weren't the monitors he climbed the speakers that were on the House of Blues in Anaheim he climbed them to the second balcony which he easily could have slipped and killed himself and it was one of those things that clearly you can't do that and he's just like no I'm going to do that and start singing up in the balcony and I'm like you I can't believe

he just with no harness no nothing just like oh I'm just going to climb this and literally have like probably anyone who has any sort of investment in their shitting their pants like oh this guy's going to die and then we're going to have to shut down but it's just wild stuff and

I don't remember the other performances of other bands because nothing it doesn't even matter if the music's better it's just like this performance was then I'm like fuck man but yeah some people get blinded by it

some people start performing and it is go insane I love it that's why you're just watching me you're like yo this guy's gonna die I don't want to be here for this part I like a lot of shitty music

or not shitty music that doesn't take it's easy to play because people can go harder in the paint so when you have like bands like a dream theater or animals as leaders they're so technical

cool. They can't go crazy. I'm really impressed. I'm having a good time. For sure, for sure. Everyone's kind of standing around nodding their heads, but you know why. They can't be running around. They can't be running around doing crazy shit. It's why stuff like

the Ramones, like Ramones style kind of stuff. I think it's why honestly Green Day is so successful, actually. It's like a lot, all their songs are so simple to play and they're just run around the fucking stage. And it's fucking awesome. best genre.

Punk is the best for that. For that specifically, yeah. Punk shows are so fucking fun for that specific reason. Just the energy. And Haley is, Haley is a hardcore kid. And so when you watch her on stage, even when she's fucking playing

some of the softer shit, a lot of times you'll see her do what a lot of hardcore kids do in a pit. She'll be doing the two-stepping thing. Her energy is great. Her energy's fan fucking gas. She's a great performer, bro. I would like, yeah. I never saw her. Because I was way younger, so she It was like maybe like, maybe 2007, maybe 2007, maybe 2006.

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That poppy ones that they put out. I like it a lot. It's good, but I still stand by. That's the Haley Williams experience. That's fine. That's totally fine. That's totally fair. Yeah.

It's not paramour. That new album's pretty good. Well, I haven't heard. all of it, but I've heard like some of the songs off of that new, it had like the news on it. It's like very early paramour. I just want like, like, no, it's not. You know how Fall Out Boy came back with that one song?

You don't think it's good? No, I think it's good. Oh yeah, I know what you're talking about there. You know that, you know that new that you don't think it's early paramour? I don't think it's early paramour at all. The new, the new paramour record is good. I think it's not early paramour. Listen to early paramour. You sound insane. You sounded sane, sane. It's like, it's, it's, Early Paramore, they're screaming in it. Early Paramore, they're screaming in it, like, actually, like, fucking, like, screamo-type shit.

It's nuts. Really? Yeah. Early? Yeah. Early. Early. Early. They might have P.s I've never heard, I guess, then. Yeah.

It's like, you're talking. No. I don't have anything specifically in my head where I hear screaming, but. I've never heard them. I specifically remember, like, a track that I listen to from Paramar. I was like, this is nuts that this is Paramo. This is not sound like Paramore at all. It was like, they made a gospel song, you know?

Like, I don't. Rhyrhythm Sceiving ever. Yeah, but it's like Devin Townsend doing like Disney Opera and then fucking doing fucking metal shit where it's like, oh, I guess, I guess people just do whatever. Try to find that track because I may have because I, ain't it come. Ain't it come? Now we're all just balls of come. Ain't it come?

Yeah, yeah. The self-titled album was all right. I liked some of the, some of the. Paramore, Paramore's 2010, right? But that was when, no, that was 2013. the self-titled. Really? Yes.

I remember that specifically I was working at New Egg and I was consuming that album while I was working there. And I was like, this album's all right but it's still, I was like, I miss the pop-punk elements of it like they're, you know,

Riot and then the brand-new eyes. Fucking amazing albums. That's the one I'm thinking about. Amazing albums. Those are just fucking incredible albums where that's, that music never, it's the same thing. Like say,

new metal is making a quote unquote comeback but the thing is if you ever gone to the shows they're always sold out so it's always like say a vibe within the mainstream where they just kick this shit out and saying that it's over but i'm like you have these festivals when we were young are sold out fucking almost a year in advance this shit never died out it's just they kick it out of the fucking airwaves and so my point being when i when i was already out of high school i feel like i was Right, 2013, right? Maybe those songs came out before the album was released. Which one are you talking about?

That has to be what it is. What are you talking about? Because, like, ain't it fun? I was in high school hearing that song. I know it. There's no way. When did you graduate high school? 2012.

Well, it might have been, so a lot of times singles come up before the album drops. Yeah, so it's possible. And it's still into you. There's no way those songs came out. That's 09. That's 09. Still into you. Oh, you're something about from the same album.

Some of the same album. There's in Paramour. Okay, you'll still into you, ain't it fun? Yeah, that's from the, yeah, that's from the same album. Proof is definitely, I heard. It might have just came out. It might have just, it might have just, it might as releasing songs beforehand. Dude, it was a long time ago.

That was 10 years ago. You could have been like fucking, everything's mashing together. I do this shit all the time, you know, so. But it's close enough. But yeah, yeah. I was 7, I was 13, dude. I'm just hoping that, like, I was saying before, I'm just hoping that they drop something that's now that, you know, pop punk's cool again,

even though it's always the same people that always listen to Pop Punk have never stopped listening to it that they drop another Pop Punk record that's why I really like that singles from the album that Fall Out Boy just dropped because I was like oh this is

this is like 07 Fallout Boy I hate pop I hate I like Pop Punk I really hate pop rock I really hate it I hate that era of time I hated living through that era of time but if I get more paramour I'm okay with it I'm okay with it I like all of it, man.

I can't find it. I hate that. I hate the people. I hate the people that loved it. I hated the fucking area I was at when it was happening. I hated the radio station. I just hated it so much. I was so not into it.

You didn't like what was it? What was the radio station? It was just everywhere. Kingston, do you remember the radio station? It was like, uh, it wasn't Kiss FM. K-104. No, K-104 was like pop pop music. It was 96.9.

It was 96.9. Rock. Oh my God. I can't remember what the fucking... Fucking hate... I was in a dark place. I was having my Joker moments, bro. By myself in my room.

Be like, I'm gonna get them all. I'm gonna stop them. Losing my mind because I hated that period of time. I hated it. Everyone had stupid fucking bangs and purple frosted tips. Everyone was so annoying. Everybody...

So you just hate the vibes more than the music itself? I hated the vibes. And I hated the vibes. the music was very whiny. But that wasn't, that wasn't pop, that was pop rock. Are you thinking,

are you thinking of more like, are you thinking of more like, like, stream-o? It's more emo. It's more emo. Yeah, you're thinking of more like,

say, taking back Sunday, Hawthorne Heights. But they were all so mashed together in that area of time. And that period of time, they were just the same, you couldn't get one without the other.

No, I get it. Like, there was, like, say, you definitely could. I remember my, my neighbors, it was really hard to at that time. It was so easy for me. Because I was not into, I wasn't into that screamo shit either.

And it was very easy for me to like, oh, that's, okay, well, that's not, yeah, it's, it's very easy to avoid. It wasn't even. You must have not used the radio. Or like, around people. Are you talking about? I was on, I was on 96.9, WRV rock FM radio fucking the whole fucking time. And there was no, there was barely any. There was barely any.

I remember hearing that shit too. And it's being like, I just, I just want to listen to rap music. rap music that's all you weren't getting a rap station there was a weird A lot of the rock stations You're right though A lot of the rock stations didn't stoop to the

To the screamo They didn't really play a lot of it There was like there was like simple plan And fucking My Chemical Romance was like all they would play That was the most I've heard all of it I heard I would hear fucking

All of it was just all I don't know how you heard any of that Because we grew up in the same area You were hanging out with some interesting people. Yeah, you just, I think, you're hanging out of some interesting people. You did not hear that on the radio, because it just was not on the radio. I swear to God, dude. King, and I promise you.

No, 96.1. Chris, I swear this. All right. All right. Chris, I swear. Everybody listening to the show. You would hear evidence. You would hear fucking.

Evanescence is not screamo. No, I'm not, no, I'm talking about like just like punk emo music. You would hear emo music. You would. You would hear. Not scream. Not hardcore shit, not like people like yelling into the mic and crying. But you would hear like, email music.

You would hear pop punk. All of that was on there. All of that was on there. The most like I would hear like. I thought you were talking about screamo. That's like specifically the point. That was specifically the point of this conversation. Not like hardcore.

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It, I call that alt rock. I wouldn't call it emo, though. That was, it was, it wasn't emo. It wasn't emo, it just sucks. It was just like whiny boy music, like whiner music. Yeah, I didn't, I wasn't, I try, I try, there was, that the kill or whatever, I try to get into that song, but I'm like, it's okay, but that's pretty much the most, to be honest, I actually don't know enough of their music.

I wanted freedom from life at that moment of time, bro. I want an absolution from being around I can because I couldn't I didn't have an iPod yet I was stuck in upstate New York I was I didn't have anything to be like I want to focus on what I wanted to only and like I wouldn't go on Perkins in New York and it was probably but I like had a rapist like that there

but then when I would leave I would come back to Fishkill where I lived and I'd be surrounded by the dumbest shit and then and then 2010 is when the paradigm started to switch and then hip hop started just taking over entirely because it was always around it was always popular But around the time of like Kendrick Lamar coming out is when rock music got shot in the face and died. It just got.

That's crazy, man. I was just the best of both world, especially with the radio because we had Power 106 were and then there was one other one that I can't, K-Day. There was K-Day and Power 106 over on the West Coast. K-Day was all old school shit. And then Power 106 was just keeping up with the trends like whatever, whatever is hot. And then there was for Rock, there was just, uh, um, K Rock 106-7

And then there was Pop, the pop station was Kiss FM 1027 And those were like The Dom, those were like the If so if you wanted to listen to predominantly hip-hop

K-day and And We didn't have it We didn't have a way to live We didn't have a pop station We didn't have a pop station Pop was in the city In the city

There are It was predominantly hip-hop Yeah but like Where we were Like far north far more north. It was like, you had pop on like K-104,

but like that was, that was it, basically. And then, I don't know, it was really dire up there. I hated the radio. I hated being a lot.

Because even on the rock stations, even on the rock stations, they would always play the same fucking, like, it was always like, okay, ever long by the food fighters. It's like,

okay, fair, I guess. And then they'd be like, and then they would be like, oh my God, what else? Uh,

Oh my God. Imagine dragons. It was Imagine Dragons a lot too. And I remember being like, the second it was Imagine Dragons often, I was like, I specifically, I had a car with, I didn't have an auxiliary cord in it. I had a 2004 or like 2003 Toyota Corolla, silver. And it had what a CD, right, where I would burn all my music on the CDs and I would have like a little disc sleeve and I would put them in. Or I had this tape deck thing where like it would be a tape deck with like a wire and that would act as like an ox cable. And it was so, the radio got so fucking the same, where it was just, you know, one of these days. And I'm like, oh man, I can't, I can't. I got to go to Best Buy and spend my menial fucking income on this tape deck. That, by the way, had like a shelf life of like a couple months. That thing, bro, I bought eight of those over the course.

I bought eight of those over the course, because like the tape would wear out or something or like, I don't know, like it just probably wasn't built. built to withstand the heat. Just giving up the idea of a human just giving up the fight and this being like, I gotta do this. I got to do this. I have to spend this money because I cannot be subject.

I cannot be subject to these fucking, dude, I like the food fighters, but like not every day all the time. Not that much. God, Christ. Even the rock station I listen to now. It's very similar. Yeah, all food fighters,

a little Nirvana, a little disturbed, a little bit. It's just like, the weird thing is there's bands that are so fucking huge that they just never play. Or like I even, I think last time we talked this,

they played Ramones, but I'm like, what about fucking misfits? Like, every band that is on this radio station that's playing are giant fans of misfits. They probably even have

the fucking fiend skull tattooed on them or some shit. Well, misfits. And they just act like they don't exist. Well, it is wild how erased misfits is from like, because misfits is like,

they're like, Nas in the sense that like these are like this is like the faint this is like you know what I mean when I say that where it's like Misfits are rock fan that's their music. Yeah everybody who makes music in this industry who's like really big in this genre loves

this band Like they like everybody loves the misfits and they don't fuck it's like dude one of uh what's okay they play Metallica all the time Metallica one of their favorite bands all of them just consensusly are like oh misfits we fucking

love them to the point where they cover the last caress and even in their their most famous fucking show their seattle 89 show their their seattle or 93 or whatever it is whatever it is whatever day it was they had that famous Seattle show that live show that DVD and of course they played it live because of how important it was to them musically and i just i don't fucking get who controls these uh these playlist i really would like to know how they put them together because they just miss out on I kind of had a curious I kind of had a curiosity about like

doing radio stuff when I was like really young because I thought it would be like really fun Yeah And I just never did it There was a radio club in school too But like I was just like I don't like any of these people I can't fucking I can't I was so fucking antisocial

It's insane Yeah But I would love to do it now I would love to do it Oh I was totally love to do If we could actually like host a radio show or just like have songs that we like playing on and then like we'll just like we are we are feeling with i heart radio we are feeling i heart that's true well i mean it would just we should

actually just just for just for shits and giggles do like an hour like record like in like an hour edit of audio where it's just like songs that we like like faded interstitially like we won't do it live i guess because like that's a lot of whatever that's a lot of time but like the idea of like almost making it sound like we have a radio station. You know what I mean? I think I'd be cool shit. That would be fun. And just have like an hour of it.

And this is just in jungle. Like I honestly, I'm not even joking. I think that would be super, like especially if the conversations in between the songs are completely out of pocket like they are here. It's like. I like it. There's actually,

so there's a radio station called the Mountain here. And they do the morning show. It's called The Woody Show. And they're just, they're just, fat, disgusting. They're basically us. They're like, they're just gross people like saying dumb shit.

And I was like, oh, I really like these guys because they're, they really, they're like, oh, yeah, yeah. Like, I don't. They did a segment that I wouldn't even do where they're like, oh, guess who's fart this is? And like people were pissed off. And then there was other people that were like,

this was so stupid that I couldn't stop laughing. I was one of those people. I'm fucking in line to get my Panda Express And I'm laughing at how absurd Like I can't believe there's these These people are old They're like probably in their 40s or something And they're like hey guys

Could you do me a favor Could you record your farts And then we'll play a game and make the The people win prizes And I'm like are you guys seven Are you guys seven years old But that's what made it funny to me Like they're just like oh we know people

Are going to hate this So we're going to do it Anyway I would just love to I don't want to do that. I'm just saying, I want to, like,

I want to, like, fucking have some stupid conversations like we're having and then play some, like, some pretty cool music afterwards. Yeah, and, like,

lead it into it. Like, lead it into it, be like, and now, well, this is a hypothetical because we would,

I would never play this song, but like, we'd just be like, hey, man, uh, this next song's dedicated to Chris Chrissy, who we, Chris Christy,

who, uh, we want this to happen to. And this is, uh, this is, uh, this is the kill. You know,

or just shit like that where it's like something like That is so out of pocket Yeah That is so wildly out of pocket Chris That is so insane Or just like coming up next N words in Paris

I would say it Believe me I will say it I will say it I'm going to say it a million times When this When we're off mic Yeah But I got to be careful

And in fact You just say it And then you just go You cut immediately The hard R I just have a hard Yeah You're going to say

Hard R's in Paris The hard R's in Paris The hard R Paris and Paris. Yeah. I don't know. Take F-F-H-H-M. That sounds fun.

We're overtime, actually. Yeah, we... It's a long episode. We, you know, we spend a lot of time talking about topics, so it makes sense. Catch a lot of... N-words at play. Next episodes are going to have to be mega-question-heavy, by the way. Right.

We've got a lot to... We got a lot going on. So, we're going to go ahead and head the fuck out of here. We'll catch you guys. some other time. Remember you can go over to Patreon.com slash a snark tank and get a bunch of shit ad free episodes, extra ammo

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in this least favorite part of the show. I hate this. Gay, you. Yeah. Ninn, ninn, ninn, ninn, ninn, ninn. You're just waiting for it and never comes. Keep going. He's going to say it.

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coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff, building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology?

There will come a point when it will mature. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed?

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that I fucking, I want to find again. And I've not heard it in a really long time, but it's a really nostalgic scream. It might be Tom and Jerry, maybe. That might be the source, but it was like, do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I'm talking about?

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vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before.

Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum.

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which I'm a feel you. All I'm, and nothing else after that works. Nothing, like, none of the, it doesn't work with the syllables at all. You don't want a nut in me. That's how I talk to Lily. Like, you're out of here, Lily. We need boys, Lily, only boys. Yeah.

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There's an animated of you saying Yeah, yeah, Perry Hall Perry Hall animated it Okay But yeah I remember I remember that specifically The idea of doing that is so deranged Dude

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hey, I'm all fucked up. Like, that'd be cool if he did it. It doesn't matter, man. Like, we got the past... That doesn't mean it's all right. We got the past from... We got the past from simply knowing Donnie. So, like, we're set.

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We talked about this last time I hate GATT I thought there's so many M&Ms Yeah There's so many M&Ms Well it's just It is tempting because there is so much, there's so much, there's so much opportunity for like,

disrespectful rhymes in a very short amount of time. I think it's what it is. It's like there's a lot of, because Eminem does a lot of like double entendres and stuff and like really quick like rhyming in sentences, it's like within the same line. It's a lot easier to get it across in like a Patreon line. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director.

through a research, Jake M. Beta, we discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM.

I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer.

That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for Indeed, sponsored jobs. You'll get matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for. Or go a different way and get no traction. Seriously, sponsored jobs

posted directly on Indeed are 95% more likely to report a hire than non-sponsored jobs. It really is a no-brainer. Spend less time searching and more time actually interviewing candidates who check all your boxes. Less stress, less time, more results. When you need the right person to cut through the chaos, this is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. And listeners of this show will get a $75 sponsored job credit to help your job get the premium status it deserves at Indeed.com

slash podcast. Just go to indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. Or figure it out like what it is. As opposed to like a lot of other songs where it's like you have to

get a whole fucking stands out before you even understand what the fuck you're talking. talking about. I also think it's that our fucking wide audience don't listen to black music. White! Well, they're not allowed to listen to black music because they can't sing along. That's true. That is sincerely a theory of mine. I sincerely

think where somebody was like somebody was singing along. It's like, man, I really like this black music. I really like this black music. I like this fucking black stuff. And they were singing along to it. And then they said the N-word and then somebody was like, you can't do that. Cause I was like, well, I'm not listening to this. The fuck. I'm not going to get, I want to sing along to my stuff. I'm white and obnoxious. Of course I want to sing along to the stuff that I listen to.

Why the fuck am I going to know? Oh, Eminem doesn't say it. Cool. Let me go. Let me go over there where I can be embraced. You know what I recommended the other day? No joke. It is a video of all the live times you can find Eminem saying the N-word.

Oh, really? How often? It wasn't that many. It was mostly some shows that he's doing backups for somebody who's clearly has the N-word. in their in their and they're in their and they're in the himself he does he does follow-ups with it and I'm like oh he doesn't are you sure

oh positive positive I mean if Eminem said it no one would be mad anyway that's everybody respects him so much even you know you know bitch please he's doing follow-ups and like every nigga that I true only nigga that I trust is me you know you don't really want to fuck with me only nigga that and

you hear him actually singing along I gotta look this up I got to look this up I could I was laughing that it showed up in my record. I'm like, why is this here? Does it, is YouTube hearing us talk about this? I've been listening to him for such a long time. And I've never, I've never heard MCD N word ever, dude.

Well, see, that's the thing. It's so rare that, like, it's in these, like, fleeting things where it's like, oh, he's not performing live where a camera is. It's like one of the things that you have to, it's, it's rare. But you have to think, as a gentleman that grew up in Detroit and, and with the, with how he speaks, it says to what type of people he grew up with and they're saying,

yeah, five million times a day. He's also one of the most famous rappers alive. No one's going to have a problem with him saying the Edward really. But, but I think, yeah, I mean,

Detroit, he was fucked from the get-go. Like, he was going to say that regardless. Yeah, it's like Puerto Ricans in fucking New York. I just heard him say, nigger,

oh my God. Oh, my God. I like, I like, a, he was a mind-melving experience for him. bro i've been a fan of m since like 2000 and i've never heard him say nigga once he but this is but also granted this is before his lps probably came out like this is

very old him saying right now like it's him it's him this before bro hoosum shady came out when he just said it just now in this video that's probably around like fucking bitter phobia time that's like that's that's like a while ago man there's some things like said uh the the bitch please is on his own album martial malcolm Now there's LP. So there is. He doesn't say it. Nate Dog says it.

But he's doing follow-ups. He's singing along to Nate Dogg. You know, like, you don't really want to fuck with me. Only nigger that I trust is me. And like, so there's footage of him singing along doing follow-ups. And you're kind of like, oh, he said it. He said it. But it's one of those things that it's like.

He was such a good rapper. You weren't supposed to hear that. Listening to his old rap, yo, he was so good. holy shh like even by modern standards now young m was so fucking good at rapping bro dude i um i on um limwire i stumbled upon um infinite and i was like because infinite is awesome i love infinite man i was blown away i know that whole fucking wrong way such a good like

as a talent of hip hop ability even now he just raps too fast we'd but really give a fuck about what he's saying and he isn't talking about anything but like yeah back then he would rap so like I never thought he was better than Nas. People argue that I think that's stupid to argue he was better than Nas ever as insane. But I think he's such a talent rapping.

Like just giving him words to rap about and letting him just go. He is a like gifted. That's a gifted being. Yeah, he's just boring now. I was just thinking about today, uh, the love, love the way you lie.

And there's a line that he says, and I can't remember the whole line, but I just remember he says, I guess that's why they call it window pain. And he's talking about, something. Oh, yeah, yeah. And I just remember being like, that is the gayest,

like that is, I feel like that is what Eminem dies. But it feels like, right now, and I still pipe in my windpipe. I don't know. I fucking, I fucking hate that song.

So I just, he got, he got healthy and he got better. And he got boring, you know, but not even boring in a sense that like, but look, look,

I'm gonna say, and I'm gonna say, and then Chris, we're gonna let you go. Because it's getting along. But, Look, it's a bad excuse only because I will say I listen to Metallica's new album a couple of times. The first time I heard it, I was like, I was kind of boring, whatever.

But I heard it again and then again. And I was like, James Hatfield is sober as fuck now. You would think he would be like this guy would suck dick. His lyrics are still, everything is on point, actually. Like if you listen to the song 72 seasons, I was like, all right, what's wrong with you, Eminem? you have old as James Hepfield who fucking was a piece of shit drunk motherfucker back in the day

Yeah You know what bothers me about What is going on man What bothers me most about Eminem Is that like I've I've listened to I think pretty much everything I've even listened to like some of the more modern stuff And like as you go through all of them

It's like It feels like there's just too much It feels like you could You could probably Have made Like if you take an Eminem album, you could probably take half of that album

and delete it and just like, because there's a lot of, I still sincerely think there's like some pretty good lines in some of them, but they're so few and far between that it's like, why don't you just put these fucking together in a single fucking song? Like there's some of them that are good. You're just wasting

people's time with a bunch of fluff in the middle. He has like a, he has a assembly problem where he just can't assemble a good record. Like he just doesn't know how to do it anymore. I think he's Definitely really like infinite. Infinite is so fucking good. Infinite is not that good of assembled record.

It's a good. No, no, no. I'm not talking about record. I'm not talking about as a song. I'm talking about as a song. I love that song, like sincerely. You heard a hell while I was sent from it. I went to what serving the sense for murdering instruments.

It's so, it's fucking cool, dude. Like it's like, and it's all like well done and like, I know that whole song by fucking heart, man. I love that song. But I can't think. I see. He also stopped rapping alongside thugs. Another thing.

He's not, he's not, he's not hanging out with thugs, bro. Yeah. I mean, you can tell something's wrong with him because he dies his fucking beard, dude.

Only, only, only, like, you got, you're an, you got, if you're not an actor and you're dying your beard, like,

there's something is, I think that's fine. Oh, there's, there's absolutely, there is a, there is a, it's,

it is on the same level as Ronda's Santos's heels. There is a thing about it, it's not, aging gracefully when M&M is not fucking some like oh it's not like he had a gray beard when he was

fucking 40 or something and you want to kind of like put a little color in it where it's just bizarre he's not a fucking actor just age dude what the fuck are you doing? It says a lot about his self-esteem of data eliminated this never been degraded since the burial of Jesus

fuck around and catch all the venereal diseases you were like one of the soul's stereo to pieces my acapella releases classic masterpieces through telekinesis that eases you mentally gently sentimentally insert it's so I love that fucking song it's such a shame

you know what's crazy that line though got it does it does have anything in that line I know but it's fun that's the line it's fun but it's fun

that's the thing about it it's like it's at even though it's not about fun for rap Chris it's about bars nigga Eminem Eminem known for not having fun with his music, hilarious.

That's insane. It's insane. That's how he got popular, really. He was like, oh, this is the weird guy. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. No. He got popular for being better than almost everybody else. Well, you don't think, you don't, dude, he's great,

but also those Dre beats helped a fucking lot. Like, that's for sure. Those stuck out for sure. Like, those are iconic for sure for a reason by themselves. Dre's a demon. Dre did 50. He got 50. 50 back in the early 2000 was unstoppable.

He got 50. He got game. Old game before he became to fill of himself. Another amazing ass artist. That distract that the game made was so bad. Look, we got to move on. We can't. We're in the credits. We're in the credits. We're the credits.

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That's just me personally. I'm not saying to do anything. I'm just, I'm just saying, like, if that were me, I could never, I could never. I could never. I could never be like you. I could never wake up as Matt Walsh and walk out the door and let the sun see me. That's crazy. Ben and Jerry's funky monkey.

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That's wild, yeah. The first search of Keith David, featuring Mormon Virgin Virgin Osborne. I did on the Spider-Man, one of the Spider-Mang spoiler cast say that everybody in that new game feels like a Mormon because they're so fucking unreasonably nice. There's a scene where Miles Morales is talking about

how Mysterio got help and how nice that is. And he talks about it's like, I'm glad he's finally getting help. We all could use a little bit of health sometimes. That's how comics are written. You fucking dalt. That's what they say in the little speech bubbles.

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All right. Oh, no, then they just got like really shitty news. Where are we at? The Halo franchise is older than I am and I am 21. Pre-Rodgat, 96. Wait, what's that? No.

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