The Snark Tank - #189: Boogie2988 Needs To STOP

Episode Date: November 17, 2023

Probably the last time we'll talk about Boogie2988, unless he explodes from being too large or whatever.

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Nappy Oh, relax You know what's crazy? I'm so like Damn Do you guys remember Don Imus? Don Hymus? Does that sound familiar to you?

No, not really. Don I miss was like a radio I think it was like a radio guy And it was like in 2009 He got in trouble for calling He called this women's basketball team A bunch of nappy-headed hose That's right

That's right I didn't know that was him but that line is completely embedded in my brain. That's crazy. I actually like, every time I hear the word nappy, I think of that. Like all of the specifics of that event

get drawn back out of my consciousness. It's insane that he said that. It was, you can't even say that was like a lapse in judgment because it was not, he also, it wasn't that he just said there were nappy, he said there were hos too.

Like, a nappy-headed hoes. they're like, okay. Yeah. I remember that was a big deal. I've been watching female basketball, bro. Look, man, if I be real, I'm going to be real with you. I'm be real with you.

There's like eighth graders, Duncan. I think if we had them at a young age play with the boys as well, they might be, they may be pretty decent, man. They're pretty decent. At a young age, at a young age,

not just ship them to the NBA out of nowhere. Like, if you bring them up playing with dudes, I think it might be pretty decent. Dude, they just won't. There's a lot of, I even actually, I made a video. Since I went to the, my mom's a lifelong fan of WMBA, my mom's also extremely by, so it's par for the course. Where if you've ever been in one of those shows,

if you've ever gotten to women's basketball, half of the audience are just a bunch of like lesbians enjoying some like good fundamentals with some giant women, you know, on relatives. You know what I mean? But the thing is, there's a bunch of it. You could have made, you guys could have never talked about the WMBA once, and the algorithm would have made you get hundreds of thousands of views, because everyone in unison is just telling them, please, just lower the basket by like half a foot.

Just lower the basket even just a little bit. Because it's not about the shooting. It's about what people really want to see, which are fantastic dunks. because that's the main thing that's missing and the main major difference because the fundamentals are all there. Well, no, they jammed. They be jamming it now.

No, no, no, no, they don't. No, they don't. They do. Derek, Derek, I just watch a ton of highlights. I understand. Highlights is nothing. Look, I can say baseball is awesome by watching highlights.

That is a complete deception. That's very true. I just finished watching a Cali versus Utah, I think, a bunch of highlights. and the fucking the word and the centers they jam it

they are so few and far between it is ridiculously sad and that's why like highlights like I said highlights are great highlights made me think Batman versus Superman

or a trailer was gonna be this movie is gonna be fucking amazing you know what I'm saying but then you actually watch the thing you watch a basketball game

I'm at the all-star game this year my mom came up to Vegas oh this year okay yeah we came up to Vegas Britney Griner's back she can't dunk It was the laziest, saddest, fucking dunk I ever saw her do.

It was so, I was like, this shit, it makes me sad. She was traumatized, though, bro. She was in Russia. Look, it just makes me, long story short, it makes me sad that it's just, you all know, maybe, maybe, well, Kingston, you're, you're tall enough to where dunking was always accessible to you. Yeah, I get on. Yeah, so that's always accessible to you. But somebody like me where it's like,

I would be happy if I can even touch the rim with my, with my middle finger, which is the highest thing. So you think about these women on average that if they're even six foot, right? It's hard for it. So long, it's just not there. And I have no idea how we got here. I really have no idea. We're going to talk about boogie. And we started talking about women's basketball.

I have no idea where this came from at all. It just hit me right now. I'm pro women, dude. Where did this come from? I'm pro women's basketball. No, I look, I want them, dude, I want them to make more money. Do you know the NBA loses money? The disparity, the disparity in pay is unbelievable.

I wouldn't try either. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, let me, tell me, some, time, time on, time on, time on, talk on, time on. The NBA is, one second, once a second, you're right, you're right, you're very right. I know your point. Chris, the disparity is insane, Chris. Of course it is. Like, like, you probably don't understand how redid, like, granted, the NBA brings in way more money.

and understanding of that. Understanding of that. But as pro athletes, as just pro athletes, that is such low amounts of money. Yeah, but it's insane. The money you make as a pro athlete is determined on how many people give a shit. So, of course, the WMBA isn't going to make a lot of money.

They don't make money. It is literally they lose money. The NBA loses money to subsidize the WMBA. That is the thing that the women, men these fucking fine athletes won't come to terms with because the thing is I'm like, yo, if you guys want to make like a real honest living and be like millionaires and all this stuff except for just the top 0.0.1% of the people in the WBA that get all the sponsorships and stuff, you all got to lower the rim. You got to. You have to. They don't

want you because they feel so disrespectful, but I say, hey, bro, I think, I watch, hey, look, there is, the lingerie football league is on YouTube right now. And those chicks fucking go hard. Now it looks kind of like sexist because they're wearing lingerie. But these are top athletes that are killing motherfuckers. And I've seen greasy, fat, lifelong

football players be like, yo, this shit's actually pretty good. You know, normally the guy would be, oh, fuck these dumb bitches throwing these balls. They're a bunch of pussy-ass bitches. Go clean my house. You know, they'd say this. But they were like, yo, this is actually now, if the women did that in the WMBA, where it's like, you know what,

let's lower this a little bit. Do three-six. dunks and shit. I'm at the fucking games games, dude. I think if they had women and men play together, like if they grew up playing with each other. Because I think is, I knew girls that could ball, man. I knew plenty of girls that could fucking ball. Granted, granted

the physicalness about it, they would be, they'd be a little adhered to it. I love your optimism. I really do. But I really do think they can do it, man. I love your optimism. That's so insane. That's such an insane. How is that insane? I've played basketball for years of my life. I've played by seven years. Like, on teams. I have, like,

You have a lot of great anecdotal evidence. I'm sure you have a lot of great anecdotal evidence, but it doesn't change the reality. It doesn't change the fundamental reality of what the disparity is there, Kingston. You know when they do the combines? I think it's because they just don't, they don't watch the same kind of narrative. Just Winnie, they, so these women are at the top of their game. Just like, say, when you go in the Olympics, those women are at the top of their game.

Yes, they are. And, you know, people always say it's, I'm like, bro, it's not sexist. It's just reality. No, I think, though I think, I understand there's reality to it where like you're not going to have a female fucking power forward running knocking niggas like LeBron James aside. Of course not. But that's 100%. But that's the point, though. You're not going to have, you're not going to have like women.

What are you saying? So then what can they do against a league full of people who are just a little bit smaller than LeBron at a power forward position? Just, I like, how would explain it? I think if women were trained the same, like, if they played as well with men growing up, I think the female league inherently would be extremely better. It would just prompt more by better players. That is true. Absolutely.

And like more aggressive basketball players. That is true. Yeah, probably. Absolutely. Because I've seen plenty of girls that can play basketball very well. Obviously, when it comes to driving the lane or something like that and it's fucking me, when I was like fucking 200 and like fucking 25 pounds as a 12th grade, They're just close up the lane, but like, aye, bitch, you know, going anywhere else.

I'm sorry. Clearly, that would be, like, a different thing. But, like, I've seen girls shoot. I've seen girls dribble. I've seen girls drive the lane perfectly well. And it's really unfortunate. I'm like, damn, dude, y'all are good at basketball. Like, you are actually really good at basketball.

It is that no one's going to watch you be good at basketball, unfortunately. But see, look, here's the interesting thing. It's just when there's a counterpart that is so vastly different, it's like, say, people like women's tennis more than men's tennis. Also the tiny rock is crazy, bro. There isn't like, but there isn't like a vast, the difference between the WMBA and the NBA is so incredibly different because of that the above the rim play is non-existent in the WNBA.

That is just such a giant part of the game that is gone, that it's just you can't make up for it. And unlike, say, even in football, women can hit each other extremely hard. And that's what people really want to see. They want to see people get cracked. So when you watch those laundry football checks. That's the female soccer.

There's only one is global female soccer. That's the only one because soccer, well, female soccer is more than male soccer. But it's because of the fact that you can play that relatively the same way. Or like it's not that much disparity in what you get. You do bring up a good point, though, actually pointing that out because I know there's a pretty big gap in football soccer. where the women complain about not getting paid as much, when I guess there isn't that much of a difference fundamentally. So I kind of have to eat my words by,

because they, people don't watch them that much on average when, say, Ronaldo and fucking Messi are infinity billionaires and the women are not. Soccer players are so rich. It's fucking maddening. Dude, I thought, I thought baseball players were rich, bro. I thought baseball players, which they are. Baseball players are extremely wealthy.

All of these people are rich. They're all rich. The thing is that contract-wise, contract-wise, the contracts usually scale. It's usually like football contracts, then baseball contracts, and then long-term basketball contracts. Yeah, but they're still rich, is what I'm saying. Yeah, they're all rich. Football players are in, like, silly. Well, soccer players are stupid rich.

I said football. They're insanely, because they're getting paid euros. They can play millions of years. The sport is so famous worldwide. Yeah, that's the thing. It's not about euros. It's about the fact that like everywhere respects it. Everywhere but here in Canada, really.

Yeah, except for like we're like the only, really only place that don't really respect. It's like, honestly, and genuinely it's because we can't play. It's because we don't, we don't care about it because we don't have a good team to do it. You know why? We don't care about it. If we had a good team to do it, why? You know, because there's not, there aren't fields where black children play in America. That's why.

If there were big soccer fields where black children could play it, we would dominate that sport too. Black people don't care about soccer yet. Black Americans don't care about soccer. Yeah, I wouldn't say. Because the Americans want that fucking World Cup and they don't get it, man. Once we convince black Americans to play soccer over, sorry. They just don't because I remember even in middle school, we all played soccer in sixth grade. Sixth grade, me and all my friends were playing soccer

And then as soon as we got a little bit of hair on our balls Soccer was gone Nobody cared about it anymore It was just football and basketball It's crazy to see like It's crazy to see like what sports people take seriously And what sports people don't take seriously Because they all are

Like they all seem Equivalently dumb to me They're all just games Yeah exactly like what Like you look at kickball or something And it's like that's obviously a kids game But like why? Yeah, it could be

It's like kickball is literally baseball With kicking a fucking ball Like it's not It could literally be taking justice seriously Like the game cricket Cricket is the dumbest fucking thing ever Cricket is so complicated For no motherfucking reason

Bro Being Jamaican and going to Jamaica And playing cricket with those savages Dude I've seen people Catch the ball with their bare hands and I tried to do that, and I screamed like Tom the cat, bro. That ball hurts so much when it makes contact with your body. And they just, good job.

Underhand throw it like fucking 85 yards. I'm like, what is wrong? What is this game? It's weird, man. Because I feel like there's a disparity. I feel like there's a disparity between certain sports and how fun they are to play versus how fun they are to watch. Or like how satisfying they are to play versus how satisfying they are to watch.

I mean. I feel like, like, I've played football before. I don't find it fun at all. It's like a lot of waiting and fucking, like, I just don't give a shit about it even slightly. But I could watch football. I don't give a shit about it still, but I could watch it and be like, oh, okay, I know what's going on and pay attention to it. Soccer, I actually have a lot of fun watching sincerely. But that's honestly because it's just so, it's just, especially if it's, if it's like a round where it just, the ball does not stop, it almost feels like there's like a, uh, I don't want to say a dragon ball quality necessarily, but it's just like it's insane watching people like do like weird fucking flip kicks and it's just like they, it's wild. Soccer's the most entertaining sport for me to watch. Honestly,

it's more, yeah, because when I was, one of my first girlfriends played soccer and so I would go to her games. And I didn't care about sports at all back then. I still don't. But like,

I remember watching, like sitting there at the games. And initially it felt like, oh man, I don't, you know, I'm here to support my girlfriend. friend or whatever so like I'm not really that invested but I was watching I was like this is

fucking crazy but the scores would always be like one zero or like two to one you know what I mean the scores themselves are like really overwhelming game outside of America go to a game outside of America and it's a it is a fucking X episode of life I just like yeah yeah the field to be as small as a hockey rink and then I would love soccer people would die I think that is my only that is my only problem that is that is that guy who got his fucking next yeah the guy who got his This fucking throat slit on the fucking hockey rink. That was crazy.

That guy just got arrested. I don't know what they're going to charge him with, though. Did that really happen? Yeah, it's clearly an accident. Yeah, really. So this isn't the first time this has happened to, but there's the first time someone died from it. This is a very old footage of this happening to some dude. And then, you know, he's just all bloody and stuff.

It looks terrible. But he just got like a horrible cut, which made it look way worse than it actually was. This dude, same thing happened. He died. They made it to the hospital. He didn't make it. And it was one of those things where people, And this is the most unfortunate thing, too.

A lot of people, he's black. The gentleman that did is black. So it became an incredibly racial event. Oh, man. It was so clearly an accident, though. Yeah. See, a lot of people want to say, I don't think he had to do that. And so they're saying, like, he looked like he tried to, like,

oh, might as well hurt somebody while this collision is happening. happening. I just I don't think so only he knows for sure the the guy but usually if you're playing a sports you don't want to actually kill somebody and usually hurt people though you are told to hurt people like I mean hockey is one of those ridiculous sports where they sanction like punching each other in the face barbaric and I feel like what's that's why yeah what's that what's that what's that saying it's like fighting outside of a hockey rink is wrong. where it's like I've heard that I've heard that a couple times

I was like yeah that's the only place where it's like fine where you could just go ham on someone hockey is Nord hockey is barbaric Nord football soccer yeah is this Nord Nord barbaric soccer more rules I feel the only reason they let them do it is because

you can't really get all of your punch you can't punch properly since you're on skates and I feel like that is the only reason because if it was like say if you were in anything else that just had ground grass you can actually dig your heels in and punch like with real force and people would probably get seriously hurt where these people are kind of just getting kind of cut up mostly because it's knuckles and uh you can't you can't you can't you can't punch hard if you're if you're if you're moving around on the

fucking floor it's the silliest thing you got to use momentum you got to get a they got to grab each other and try to like literally momentum into the it's fucking it's hilarious watching them fight each other it's so silly that's unfortunate that poor guy yeah that sucks man Some that like, and now they're, they're going to suggest having pads on their necks. You don't, they don't have that, though? How was that not obvious, though? Like, how was that not obvious? I guess it doesn't happen enough to where they're like, oh, we're good.

Because, like, when are your skates going to get that far, like, to that far off the ground to hit somebody in the head? My thought is. That's still so not precautionary because of the, because you have something as sharp as a, people collide with all the time I see people have seen two humans with each other and their shoes came off after they hit each other like shit like that can happen like why would

just tie your shoes what do you mean to guard your fucking throat what are we just just roller blades on the ice what about that that is insane people get hurt people get hurt people get hurt because it far hard that would be such a really

that would be amazing to see I would to see so I guess there has to be a YouTube video someone trying to rollerblade on ice it would just be a laugh track constantly it's probably pulled groins really there would be no control no control at all on where they're going even slightly you have this rolling

surface on a surface that isn't that's crazy I don't know you can't get any traction on ice for fucking those wheels yeah it's so good you can't you can't you can't get any traction I heard some physicist I heard some physicists explaining like how

ice skates work and it like really kind of upset me because it yeah it's because it's just not I always assume it's like oh you're carving and you're like kind of cutting into the ice you know I mean and that's why you can go forward but apparently it's like it's like a really high pressure point that melts the ice and then freezes it instantly to keep you on track and that's really upsetting I don't like thinking about that I don't like thinking about it I think it was people who are much smarter than every single one of us quite frankly We're talking about it and I was like, I can't. I can't fucking deal with this right now.

It was like, it was like when I was listening to this interview with like a blind person saying he's never, he's never seen before so he doesn't understand the nature of like perspective. Like he doesn't understand that like an object gets smaller as it goes further away. He can't fathom it because he's never seen anything. Yeah. That's sensible. No, I mean, I can't imagine that at all.

You can't imagine it, but you can understand an idea why he's saying that because he can't see. I can understand the idea of why he's saying that, but I also can't imagine what his perception of reality is if that's if he can't I cannot imagine that you can't do that's what I'm saying that's fucking crazy just like I can't imagine it's spending

$700,000 on cryptocurrency uh like our good pal our good pal like it like boogie boogie too I just

is catching several ls and he's he's in he's in hell right now it's crazy It's crazy I'm so fucking He's in L hell It's great

Every time I I log into Twitter Or YouTube Something new Surrounding him is happening Because you just can't stop But what's happening Allen degenerate over here

He's degenerate I love that I love that's Ellen degenerate Because that to me is I was like Can I make this like a A song or a band name or something I don't know

Like just It just sounds He rise from the ashes. You think it's possible. You think it's possible to rise from the ashes. Boogie in... Yeah.

Oh, no. Boogie? What if he would have to go radio silent for like half a year. What if he takes like a year off, right? He comes back. He's down like maybe like 75 pounds. Yeah. That's what everybody wants.

Because that's the thing. That's what everybody wants at this point. Everybody feels like... Go ahead, good, good. He would have to be as thin as I am for anybody to be convinced. convinced that he's made any reasonable change. He's not going to do, but he's down some weight, like noticeably, you know?

He would have to be, he would have to be a eugenia Cooney, like, for, no, stop. Stop it. Stop it. Like, because I feel back, like, I just Okay, so hold on. Just before we get, before we get crazy wrapped up in this, we did an episode,

I don't, we're still toying around on how we're going to organize these episodes. We're some, recording some in advance, some pushing some for later. But in one of the previous episodes, we did one of the more recent ones. We did kind of talk in depth about the boogie documentary. In an episode, even before that, we kind of touched on it a little bit. Apparently more has happened that I don't...

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There's something about that that looks really fucking good. It's pretty good. That looks like you're drinking the sky. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Kind of, yeah. Don't you hate the color blue that, like, cleaning shit is? Because it looks delicious.

Always. I kind of, cleaning shit is a color blue that I make. Not, not Windex. Windex looks gross to me because it's so blue. But that's like a melted, a melted,

a melted candy to me. And I'm like, you know, the, the, what are they called? Those frozen pops, they're just in those long sticks.

It looks like that when they're melted. You just kind of want to just, you know, drink it real quick. Yeah, they're called, I forgot what they're called, but those,

frozen, they're like long. You don't drink in Windex? Yeah. I mean it's not bad. If you drink it incrementally, you can, you can finish a bottle in like maybe three months.

It's not bad. Take a hit and you fucking hurt. Take a hit a windex like it's fucking listerine. I don't know. You got a, but yeah, so we did, we didn't mention it, but apparently more, apparently more did happen

with Boogie that I'm not aware of. saw somebody saying, I don't remember who the fuck it was, if somebody I followed on Twitter, it was like, there's a video of Boogie begging on his knees somewhere, like what the fuck is going on? So apparently that's real, I don't know what that is. So it's pretty simple. So what happened is, so, my boy, Rich from your Vutech, USA, man,

that was him. I want to, I want to, I want to, maybe podcast with him at some point, just because I only, I want to exclusively talk to him about 2014 when he there was a bad transaction with a guy named Big Cheese I don't know if you guys know about that whole that whole song

To me it was one of the funnest things In the internet because He was kind of on the rise You VTech USA and then all this kind of like Dampere his but he kind of recovered and he's over a million subs not everything But there was a there was a transaction There was a guy and I'm just a long story short

He was buying a PC from a dude named Big Cheese He was going to pay through advertisement The Big Cheese wanted to blow up his channel A little more so he was supposed to do a certain amount of advertising Transactionally something went wrong And then it was like Big Cheese made some videos being like Yo, what the fuck?

Like this dude owes me this, this that Keep the PC I just want my I want my advertisement And it got to the point where everybody was shitting on him And Rich he disabled or banned Certain words Like Big Cheese $200.

all this stuff. So the communities were just going in the comment sections being like, calling him large cheddar and like finding ways around to say, he owes big cheese $200. It was so fucking funny reading the comment sections. And then a bunch of people were making review tech related channels, essentially kind of trolling the comment section. Like there was a bunch of them like review, you know,

Korea, whatever. But the best one, and I don't get back to this, the best one, because it was the shittiest one, it was just review hard R, like review N-word USA was the channel's name. That's crazy. I fucking laugh so hard when I saw. It's one of my favorite internet things that ever happened, and not enough people have cataloged that moment. It's so lazy, so low effort. to just review that's so crazy

But anyway So Rich does live streams Okay so he does live streams So he does live streams And Boogie Stop by on the live stream Keemstar started freaking out

Because Keemstar owns A podcast that has a boogie Wings of Redemption And Tommy C Who used to do a podcast with Keemstar So it's called the Low Cal Live podcast. And so he didn't want it to go on there because he's like, hey, you're spilling all this tea that people could find out on the podcast. What are you doing?

Then Muda comes on Rich's Dream. And Muda and Bougie been having beef for whatever reason. I don't know exactly why. I just know that there was something like, oh, Bogie contacted his wife, Do Jangles. I don't know if you know her. I'm good friends with her. It's one of my homies. Yeah, she's from, yeah, she's from the, she's from the, she's from the,

The SoCal. Cool people. Yeah, I don't know that well. It was a big thing where it's like, you're contacting my wife, blah, blah, blah, blah. Keemstar loses his fucking mind in a way that I've actually really haven't seen in years. Does he bring up Alex? He's, no, he damn near almost dead. But he is going like, God damn.

So it's voice messages. He sends them to Boogie. Keemstar is being like, God damn it, you're so fucking stupid. you have a monetizable podcast where you can have arguments with Muda and you're going on Richest Dream. You fucking retard. I hate you so much. Kill yourself.

This all like all everything that I'm saying verbatim. He's just telling him. I hate you so much. Like fuck you die. And I'm like, yo, he's screaming. And then Boogie being all, well, like, well, I understand. Oh, sorry. Like whatever you want.

And Kempstar goes, you need to have your girlfriend film you getting on your hands and knees begging and saying I'm sorry to me and everybody else involved with the podcast. And then he does. He literally is on his hands and he's like, I'm sorry. And I was like, bro, stop. Stop it. Yeah, I can't. I can't. He's broken.

He's broken. He is. That is, look, I've met clinically. Look, man, I lost a girl that. I was really close to me. I was clinically depressed. I know what clinical depression really feels like, not feels like,

that's the wrong thing, but I'm so, I'm so adjacent to it that like, I know what, yeah, and like the way that he behaves, I'm like, I don't see this as a broken man.

I see this as, um, a glutton for punishment. I see this as like, yeah. Like, what is the opposite of like, like,

like, the hedonism and then there's the hedonism and Satanism or something. Sadism and masochism. And masochism? Masticism. It's masochism, right? That's like the self one. Whatever.

I think so, yeah. Whichever. I'm whatever. You guys know what I'm trying to say. It's weird, man. It's weird. Like, he's obsessed with, like, harming his own image. And he's so hungry for attention.

It's, yeah, it's embarrassing, man. That's so funny, though. Like, I didn't know he had a podcast where he's with all these fucking losers. Yeah, yeah. Those guys are fucking sad. I feel bad for him, dude. Like, my heart is, like, like, Like, dude, someone help him.

I just, but he doesn't want help, though. So I don't feel that way. I don't feel, I don't feel like he's had multiple opportunities. Like, you can tell at one point, it's the reason why anybody would get a gastric bypass because they truly do want to change. Anyone that would put that type of money and effort, because you got to get to, first and foremost, when you get a gastric bypass, you have to prove to the doctor that you can get to a certain level so that you're going to take it seriously.

Because obviously, it's just a waste of time, waste of everybody's time. They don't just want money because it's like, we need blah, blah, blah. So he tried, obviously failed miserably. To be fair, I think he was closer to 600 pounds when he started. He was probably like five something and he's been hovering around four. So it's not like he completely went back all the way up. But it is clear that he doesn't give a fuck anymore. Like even in the documentary, he went to like four different fast food restaurants.

Like he just doesn't give a shit. And it's like, oh, I'm dying from all these cardio, vascular diseases and all this stuff. And I'm like, yeah, dude, stop fucking eating. If you're going to die, because that's usually what changes people when they're like, oh, I'm going to die. And then they kind of actually get it together. And he's like, nah, no, I'm good.

I'm good. And so why you feel bad about that? I'm like, I can't feel bad about that, man. I'm like, damn. I just don't like seeing people get kicked by the world so much. He kicks himself. Yeah, he does get himself. It's to the point where it's just like, this is just.

Would you ever record a video? video of you begging on your hands and these two Keemstar of all people? Yeah, to Kim Star and imagine, imagine begging to To Kim Star and Tommy C of all people. Like, I can't even fucking,

I can't even fathom even respecting these people enough to talk to them, let alone like, let alone, like, it's crazy. Go ahead. Personally, I don't have a problem with Tommy, but I know Tommy is not favorable. Oh, Tommy's like a, yeah,

Tommy's a little cunt. Like, I have, he's like a shell-shocked, depressed alcoholic veteran who has like nothing going for him. So he just, it's the, it's the saddest thing I've ever seen. But like, God bless him, you know. I know, I know, look, you're not wrong, but I still, I don't know why. I still, I still, I still, I still, I still, I still, I still am okay with him, even though I am aware of. I guess that's how I was with Boogie to a certain extent. I was aware of what everybody said about him.

And I was somewhat where, like, you guys can look probably even last year I made a video, or maybe it was the beginning of this year. I made a video saying, like, I don't, y'all are painting Boogie like he's a fucking demon when all he really did was destroy his own life. And he's being very self-destructive. And I'm like, it's not enough for me to make me hate somebody. But then there's the crescendo. There was the documentary and then his girlfriend and stuff.

I'm just like, I'm done with this nigga man. I'm like, I can't. I can't fucking, I can't say a nice thing about him anymore. I've never, I've, I've kept away from like really serious internet drama my whole life until I lived one of my friends that involved me with Chris Chan and I found out about that world and my heart began to hurt again. And now watching Boogie, I'm just like, these are the two worst at there. These people, these people are so bad at being alive, man. Like, what is wrong? Yeah, dude, it's sad, man.

And look, I remember, I remember being, I remember talking to Boogie and it was, he was, he was. was totally nice. He was fine. Like, I remember he was at an Airbnb with us a long time ago at he didn't stay with us, but like I remember at VidCon. There was a party at some Airbnb, and I remember him being there. And he was fine from what I remember, but that was also like five plus years ago at this point. So I don't know what the fuck's gone on. I don't know what he's going through. I'm sure a lot has changed. But like, he's just in a place right now where it's like, dude, I can't feel sorry for you anymore because you're just, you want this. This isn't something that you don't want.

This isn't something that you're not trying to pursue. This isn't something that you're not feeding intentionally. You want the guise of not wanting it. You know, it's like playing a role. It's like, oh, I'm, this is all so horrible. I don't want any of this to happen. Meanwhile, you're, you know, you're fiending for that attention. And it's like, I can't, man.

There's so many people, there's so much happening in the world at any given moment that is horrible. right and that deserves probably at least some semblance of care and you got to ration that shit i can't care about everything you know and i certainly am not going to waste any of it on some guy who's just going to keep doing it yeah it's crazy yeah it's it's it's it's it's it's it's frustrating to the point where i have to see that i have to see that video of him it's uh i mean you can uh should i just put it in the chat real quick so you can just see it real fast If you have it in the chat, I would love to see it.

I'll, I can pull it up really fast. I would love to. If you have in the chat, I would love to see it. Never mind. I'm signed out of Twitter. Fucking, the stupid. Who posted it? I'm having, what's his name?

Bow Blacks. Josh Bowblacks? You know that? Autistic fucking. Yeah. No, like literally, he loves Sonic. I mean, I mean, he's literally autistic. And I hate that, like, I hate how true it is.

I hate how true, like, I was like, come on, can you just, could you not, could you just not, could you just not, could you just not like Sonic, dude? Can you just not? It is not frustrating. It is frustrating that it is a, that it is such a common and like, I used to, I like, I never had to, I never touched Sonic internet. That is my thing. I think that's why I'm, I'm, I'm like, I'm a little warped, but I'm not, I'm not completely scared. We lucked out. We looked out. We, we, we didn't have the, we didn't have the proper formula. You know, so. Like, like, like, like, I, like, I, like, like, I like, like, I like, like, I like, like, I like, I like, like, I was. oh, Sonic is cool, and I never like, I might have, like, looked up Sonic once on the internet, and, like, something I said, I was like, I don't really like this, and I stayed away. I was like, I'm going to stay over here. But, like, one of my, um, Lily's cousin is dating a girl who has, um,

who has, like, a much older sister, she has, like, nephews and nieces. And they don't let them look up Sonic online. Like, that's one of the blocked words on the internet search is Sonic the hedgehog. That is, that is, that, that, Oh, my God. That sounds like this podcast.

That just, that doesn't sound real. I swear. She does not let him look up Sonic. You are so paranoid that they're going to become autistic that you fucking block Sonic. You got to do what you got to do, man. That's what you got to do. Look, man, I'm, it can be, it's a form of superpower, you know, as long as the, I would just push them to use it in a certain way. way. I'd be like, all right.

You're a friend of loud noises, not being able to deal with change. That's power to power to you? Look, man, something, because I've, because, uh, what's his name? Elon Musk is obviously on the spectrum. So I think it made him good at business. He's still, he's a retard, like, don't get me wrong. And I'm not conflating that with his autism. He has, he's autistic and retarded at the same time.

Like, you can, yeah, like, there is no, there is no confl there's, there's, you don't say when someone's autistic, someone's stupid. You can't say it's because they're autistic. That doesn't make any sense. But Elon is, in fact, retarded and autistic. But it made him with having that much money, starting with a lot of money, it drove him to do business and gather the right people around him. But now I think his retardation is taken over, you know, because the business he's been doing lately is just fucking. I feel like a 10th grader.

No, sorry, I mean a 10-year-old would be like, what are you doing, fool? What are you doing? you're you're fucking everything up it's just ridiculous man yeah it's just so it's just so man it's so pathetic ain't it yeah it's like why would you do this it's not funny it's not even like oh this is gonna be good comedy like i can see in a world like i can see you chris uh i um ironically making something like oh it clearly he's joking this is funny kind of a thing like like being able to twist something yeah yeah i would record myself standing standing up but like flip the like flip it or something like it looks like i'm kneeling or something

but like i don't know there's something i don't know it's just so yeah it's not even for a joke it's it's just genuinely just dumb i i can't i got nothing to say about it have fun boogie doing whatever it is you're fucking time i'm just like when are you going to stop feeling bad for him i don't know when something funny really funny happens i'll stop feeling bad Like what? Like, nothing's funny. That's the thing. Nothing's funny.

It's not funny. It's just sad. Yeah, it's, I'm more, I'm more in the, like, I'm, I'm, it's somewhat anger-inducing to me, which is weird that I feel that way because it's, he's, oh, wait, no, wait, no, it isn't weird. Like, like I said, he's harming, he's harming that girl. Like, that, that's why I'm, I think it's, it crossed into that threshold to me. It crossed that threshold where it, now I'm like, I'm annoyed that I'm like, what the fuck. Where before it's just like

eh, yeah, what a fucking retard? He's done so many dumb things. You know, you can't help himself, but now I'm like, all right, dude. You know what it feels like to me? You know what it feels like to me? Yeah. You know when you see a dog get kicked, you laugh because you're like, oh my God, that's outrageous, a dog getting kicked, right? And like it's

doing like the fucking stars out of the sky. It's like it's like, it's like limbs are stretched out and it's flying. Yeah. Like you know, like that's like an anchor man. And then it hits the ground. Yeah. It's like, oh, man, that's not funny at all, man. Yeah, Boogie's right now a dog smiling with its arms and legs outstretched in the air spinning around.

It's really funny right now. Then he hit the ground, and he's like, yo. He's going to hit the ground. That's a really hurt dog. Yeah. Is there anything else we wanted to bring up? I know we talked a little bit about Billy Elish and that weird. Beery Irish?

Big Dick, Billy. I was saying. Did I say beerly? No, I'm saying it. Okay. I'm being re-Irish Yeah Yeah, she was in the news lately

Because of her big tits She was like, yo Stop, dude Stop slapping my big tits around She what? She was 18, three years ago, dude, stop What is that? Does that mean she doesn't have big tits?

What does that mean? I don't know, man, it just feel weird I feel weird because people were so horny for her before she was 18 That was weird, yeah Uncomfortable talking about her period I totally know

I know exactly what you mean I mean, I know exactly what Kingsen's talking about. I totally feel it too. People are weird, dude. It's weird. I feel like the only reason it's weird is because she went out of her way to not be sexualized. Unlike, say, it's so common in pop music, in pop culture. Britney Spears hit me baby one more time.

She's wearing those Catholic uniforms. That's not on fucking accident. You know, so there's all these fucking dudes. That shit was gross, though. That shit was very gross. To me, I was fucking, I was a kid. I was like, yo, she's hot. You know what I'm saying?

But like as... Did I get you? But when you look back on it, how like people were... Well, yeah, when you're looking, yeah, of course, hindsight's 20-20. When you're thinking about the whole, the industry, how they treat young women in pop culture, it's obviously, it's fucked up. But so her, she went out of her way to wear big shirts and big clothes and stuff to not be sexualized. And I felt it worked pretty well, but the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the bad thing is that. You still, she had a large chest.

You can already tell. There was dudes that can already tell. But here's the thing, though, that's, even though. That's not, why we're talking about her. Well, of course, well, I mean, it leads to it. It leads to, it leads to, because her comments. Her comments, was that really what the, so, so her comments were in, in response to this. Like, I don't understand.

I don't understand the context. Well, so. I only saw what she said. I didn't see the context of where she said. So she was first talking about the, like, she was talking about her own body and being annoyed by how people would treat her when she's, like I'm a human that gets horny every once in a while when people start to freak out when I started wearing things that clout the fit me and my thing is I'm like okay I get what you're saying but also it's it's it's like people don't it's I feel like some people just don't have the the insight of

of what of what civil what humanity is when when you're a celebrity when you're a young celebrity and unfortunately you're attractive you should have the force someone should at least give you the foresight the wisdom that hey these monsters are going to say crazy shit about you so don't be surprised and so the thing is when you come out and say

things like that and then you couple it with like oh dudes don't have this same experience like women are cool with guys at any size essentially and we're so and it's like stop like you can't You can't even go further than that because that's so ridiculously stupid to even say when in real life experience, most men even good looking dudes will fuck anything that.

Go ahead. Let's iron out what she said specifically. You want to pull up her quote? Yeah. Go ahead. Yeah, because, yeah, I just want to. So she was giving an interview, I guess, with variety. And she said, quote, nobody ever says a thing about men's bodies.

which is a hilarious sentence says Billy Eilish if you're muscular cool if you're not cool if you're real thin cool if you have a dad bod cool if you're pudgy love it everyone's happy everybody's happy with it you know why because girls are nice they don't give a fuck because we see people for who they are

ah no I think I think that's not even fucking remotely true that's the quote that everybody I was in context yeah there was the context before that and which led to that

because she was talking about her body at first. And then I led to that quote. And that's what I'm saying. Like you don't even need to go any further than that. When you think girls are fucking nicer or whatever the, I'm like, bro. The fact that dudes, like, it's so absurd. It makes me think, where the fuck have you, where have you, you're thinking about yourself only. You are literally, that is your perception of.

She's probably. She's talking from ignorance, but it's not like hate-filled ignorance. It's just her own lived experience. Yeah. Like I think it's just her own. Yeah. It is obviously lack of knowledge. But she's probably like, well, this is how I behave.

I don't shit on dudes. And she's probably fucking been with some chubbier dudes or something. She's probably thinking of her experience. And I'm like, bro. The people that you're in, you associate with the do not, would not touch any of us. We're something. There are things wrong with us like, oh, you're this. short, you're this, you're too big, like, we are not their cup of tea on average.

Like, to even say that is so fucking silly. I just think the idea, the idea, and look, it's an offhand comment in a variety fucking interview, like whatever. The interviews, I'm not gonna like, you know. She ain't gonna fuck you. What are you going about? No, I'm just saying like, yeah, I don't know. Her type is giant niggas, dude. Have you seen her boyfriends?

They're giant niggas. No, I do not. I don't care about celebrities at all. I don't care about celebrities at all, so no, I don't know who fucking Billy Elish's boyfriend is. Even slightly. It blows my mind when people know who people are dating at all. Like, as far as like celebrity,

I really don't, I cannot fathom even digesting that information. I usually don't know people dating, but I also have a girlfriend who cares about you like that. I only know, the only thing I know for sure. Yeah. But the only thing I know, and I don't even know who these people are, by the way,

but I know that I know Taylor Swift is dating a sports person. I don't know who the fuck it is. I don't know what sport they play. I assume it's football because that's what Americans care about. But is that right? Am I am I correct? Yeah, yeah. He's on the Kansas City Chiefs.

Right. Okay. So, like, yeah, I mean. He's a pretty good for a play. That's what I know. He's pretty good for play. But that's literally, you know, that's the, so, no, I definitely don't know who Billy Eilish is dating.

But I just think it's funny. I just think it's funny in her example because she's talking about like, yeah, you know, if you're muscular, if you're not, if you're thin, whatever. And meanwhile, you know, there are these guys breaking their shins in half so they can, so they can be like 5, 10.

Yeah, so they can be taller. So even in her... That's such a radical thing as well. It's extreme, but it's also... But it is... That's true. I understand, but it is also the thing... The thing about it is that it is

a mega, like, overlooked thing. Like, sincerely. Like, actually, Like people just consider like men just like have this like or like the idea of like oh man men don't have to worry about Going out late at night. It's like the fuck you talking about I got someone tried to mug me So I tried to mug me

I absolutely don't like going out at night what the fuck are you saying It is different cons is people women are let's be real that they are even more vulnerable than the average dude, but the average the the the problem is most of those guys that are out in night prowling have weapons and that doesn't matter if you're a guy or girl yeah they're gonna use them on you that's true it's it's like don't go down the fucking dark alley when people are like i should be able to go down here and be safe i'm like i know okay i just think it's i just like it's mega weird to put out the idea that like people don't comment on men's body because it's just not true it's just not real there's like it's not real she must be okay okay good for you bill I guess you don't comment on men's bodies.

You. But there's no way that's true either. Well, I don't know. No, not really. Not really. No fucking way she doesn't comment on guys bodies. No fucking way. I don't buy it for a second.

Look at this, okay, to be fair, she can be somebody like even myself who can be a massive hypocrite where I'll look at some dude or like a chick and I'll point at like some type of flaw if they're too fat or whatever the case is, make some fun. at the end of the day, I don't truly mean it. I am, I've dated women of all sizes

and stuff like that. Yeah, but that's, that's, uh, but thinking of it like this. That's delving into intent, you know what I mean,

which is a different conversation. There's probably plenty of people who make comments about people's bodies. You don't really have many much intent at all. Right, but you don't think that like, say she probably, if she's making that comment, maybe she's like,

like, she would, she would fuck a fat Joe. I don't mean like literally fat Joe. I just mean like, some big rapper some fat fucking rapper but that's what she means

it's not the context like she doesn't come obviously everybody comments on everything's physical form because how we perceive them most things you'd be like oh look that guy's tall

that's a comment on this physical form obviously she's just referring to the fact that she's like someone's size does not someone's physical form is not exactly the

deal breaker for her that's what she's kind of referencing this is what I'm assuming I guess because that's most a lot of people a lot of people are like that nowadays

like people just don't really care. Like, you can be fat, like, oh, whatever. He's fat, but he's really nice to me. Like, there's a whole thing about, like, big, big man. He's fat, but he's buggy. I mean, you never know, man. If Boogie was a perfect, if Boogie had something to provide, and if he had something to give, maybe he'd be in a better situation with ladies. I mean, that is true. That is definitely fucking true. You know, if he was, if he was a provider, or if he was a really cool guy or he was very kind or something, you know, girls would probably be like, yeah, I'd fuck with a boogie. He seems like a nice guy. Yeah. Right.

It happens, dude. I've seen people that look like things that I would... People look like things I would have my opponents fight in D&D at level 10, not even at the beginning of the game. And they've pulled beautiful women. I'm like, hey, dude. Right, right. I've seen it too.

Good for you. I've seen it too, but what I'm saying is they... But what I'm saying is even those people are commenting. Like, you have to be... I just sincerely believe this. You have to be horrifically ugly to not comment on other people's... bodies or physical appearance. Like you have to be like one of those people with like a with like a head that's like concave and

your eyes are like diagonal and like on your cheeks. You have to be that level of fucked up to really understand that like, oh, okay. I'm not I'm not really in a position to judge people for how they look. I think I think I think like because most people don't really comment on other people being like truly like people's physical. People don't really do that. Well people it's not a thing. It's not about comment, but it's about.

out like, I mean, dude, you, a lot of people, a lot of people don't really do that. You see somebody like Ethan Ralph and you, you know, like you know, you know in your heart of hearts that that is an ugly fucking human being. You know that. That's not even like a subjective thing. It's just subjectively real. So even if you wanted to pretend, even if you wanted to pretend like that wasn't the case,

and you wanted to be like, I'm a really good person and I wouldn't judge that person. You still would, if Ethan Ralph scurried next to you in a movie theater, you'd fucking scream. You'd scream and you'd run Because that's appropriate Here's the test. Would Billy Eilish Give Ethan Ralph the time of a day? Billy Elish would kill Ethan Ralph.

Billy Elish would kill Ethan Routh She would kick him in the head Once real hard As I don't know, man Look, I want to have this conversation with her I gotta get on the radar somehow Come on the podcast, Billy. Come on the... I know you're celebrity So that's gonna be hard to do

But that's also why I'm so convinced of this by the way It's just like, I don't know, man. I don't believe that you enter that structure and come out just like, oh, yeah, I'm cool with fucking everybody. No way. No way. No shot now, man. It's a lot of famous who before.

Like, have you ever seen like, you probably don't know who they are because you're you, but you know Tony Braxton is? I don't know Tony Braxton. Of course I know she is. Of course you do because you're black and you're of that age, literally. But like Tony Braxton's, her, all of them married like big ugly niggas, man. And they're all beautiful. They're all beautiful women.

Whenever I see that, they'll always wonder, like, oh, what do they do? It's kind of like Samahawk. They got the hog. It's like Samahawk. That's what I'm saying, man. That's what I'm saying. What's a- Summer Hayak's husband is a Dutch, like, jewel owner, like jewelry, man.

He owns, like, all of the major, like, designer clothing. Like, he is so rich. He's so stupid rich. It's, like, it's gross to think about that. If he own, like, multiple of, like, the biggest brands, you're like, this, fuck this guy. Fuck him, man. and I see why she married that motherfucker.

She's not like he's idiot or anything, but... She's still hot. She's still hot. Great genetics. Great genetics, man. She's still hot, bro. She's been hot since before we were born, bro. Like, very hot.

She got fantastic, fantastic genetics. Because, well, yeah. But that's what I'm saying. Like, you got to give fucking billy her flowers, man. She's coming to her own. She's embraced her womanhood. And she's, like, fuck all these niggas. I'm not a kid anymore.

So I don't have to, like, height shield. from the perverts and then you had some people shitting on her for being like, I want to feel like a woman. Right? Like it would just, it's, it's so, you know, there was people that were applauding her like, oh, great, you don't have to show your sexuality and stuff. And I'm like, I fucking hate these fake-ass feminist dude that are like the sex negative ones. That's the fakeest shit ever. So they'll be like, oh, good for you.

And then as soon as she like shows off her sex rather to get mad, I'm like, you're not, you're, you don't give a fuck about women either. Sex negative feminists are just misogynist, bro, low key. He just massaged this again. It's like a fucking oxymoron to me, dude. It's so crazy. But anyway, so Billy, Billy Eilers, come on. Bring your big tits on the podcast. We want to have a healthy conversation with you.

You have to drink milk while you're here, though. You have to drink milk while you're here. You have to drink milk while you're here. You got to drink milk very slow while you're here. And you've got to spill it on your top. White T-shirt. fucking. Big t-shirt, big tits, bitty, Ilish.

Yeah. You got to drink milk while you're here. You got to look me right in my eyes while you drink that milk, too. You got to spill some on your top. No, you got, I wanted to eat a, I wanted to eat a Western bacon cheeseburger with extra barbecue sauce and just have that shit like just dripping out of the fucking thing. And then you have to eat, you have to eat a hot dog in two bites. you're in two bites

two bites that's it a dodger dog you're gonna eat a dodger dog and two guys let's move out of some questions let's move out of some questions much respect

much respect I'm sorry to a little I'll respect for you home girl I'm glad you're coming to your own I guess let's move out of some questions two bites

go go to two minutes and 19 seconds on kid rock song Cool Daddy Cool. I know exactly what it is. That's his name. What is it? I guess I'll look it up. He's talking about fucking underage girls.

Oh, is that the one from Osmosis Jones? Is it? I think so. I like it underage. Yeah, it says underage. And he says it's not statutory. It's mandatory or something. Yeah, yeah, that's in the Disney film, Osmosis Jones.

Featron. That is, dude, I swear to, I'm not even a remotely joking. Dude, look that shit up right the fuck now. There is, there is a, and it's so, it's animated. So there's like this little, there's this little, like, I don't even know, like a cell or like an amoeba or fucking something. And he's like, but I say it's mandatory. And he's on stage and Osmosis Jones has gone around like, he's like, I don't know, he's like walking around some club. I can't do a Chris Rock impression, but he's like, he's like.

He's looking for dricks or whatever the fuck. I don't know. Who cares? I didn't know it was in a kid's, that's, that is in, that is literally insane. I'm so sick of this planet. I'm so sick of this planet, bro. It's not even, it's not even in the background. You know what I mean?

Like, it's in focus. Like they animated the characters on stage singing those, they lip synced. They had to be like, okay, what does the mouth look like when it says statutor? and then they had to like look at that in depth and draw it on a cartoon character in this Disney movie and it's just there It's just one of those things where Do you remember England is my city? Do you remember that? Yeah, I do remember that

I forgot who did it was it? Was it Jake Paul or the other one? That was uh that was Jake Paul Oh my god Everyday bro, it's everyday bro it was every day bro and it was that British guy Yeah Yeah And so he said, I forgot his name, Nick something, Nick Crompton, Nick Crompton. Nick Crompton.

He says his bar comes in, his part comes in, he says, England is my city. And they asked them, there was a bunch of people involved in the entire process of making that, that song, producing that song. And they asked them like, how the fuck did you guys miss that? And there was like, dude, we just, no one thought about it. Like, it just didn't even compute to them that, oh, that's wrong. No one thought about it. And I'm assuming. just giving these people the benefit of the doubt

that just, they just, for some reason, they didn't connect the dots underage statutory, mandatory, mandatory. I'm like, are you literally talking about you demanding underage girls? Are you fucking serious? And it just, it's just kind of like, whew, that's all I got.

Unless they loved it, they're like, this is great. One second, I'll remember somebody knocked at the door. You one second. All right. Have a good time, I guess. He's talking about statutory or whatever. You guys. Yeah, anyway, he wrote in,

Yeah, anyway, that guy's name. That guy, that's the guy's name is to go to that kid rock song. And he says, hello, the front and the middle and the back of the human centipede. This is, this being my first time Patreon question, let's keep it simple. Best slash worst songs to time your humps to during sex. My say is through the fire and flames by dragon force. Thank you. Damn.

You help me edge it night. Thank you so much for writing in. That's a lot of. sex. That is a lot of sex in seven minutes. Yeah, seven minutes song or something. Do the, yeah, timing it to the tempo of that song is insane. Uh, I don't know.

It's, I, I would say, so is it, is it, does this encompass the sound or, or is it strictly the tempo? Like, is, is, is, is hearing it can't be the, it can't be the, contributing. Well, that's kind of, it gets through the fire and the humpst, to, to, we're songs to time your humps to. So it doesn't necessarily have anything to do with like how bad it sounds. Although I think that should factor in. Otherwise, it's just not very interesting.

I would, uh, Cotton-N-I-Joe's pretty bad, I would say. Because that's just such a consistent, it's such a consistent beat with the worst sound possible. So it's just not only is it bland and unchanging, but it's really, really rough to hear. I would say,

uh, So maybe not my unofficial answer, but something that would be absolutely ridiculous is for everyone listening right now, I want you to pause this or open up another window and type in despised icon MVP. So the song MVP by despised icon, and I want you to hear that and picture yourself having sex of that because it is an extremely fast and just. just, it is, you're just going to laugh when you hear. That's all I have to say, so there's that. Yeah. But, um, I would say, yeah, I would, I'd say any old guards, any old, old, old guards of Asgard song would be a rough, would be a rough song to time your humps to during sex. That'd be a rough one.

You know, actually shout out, shout out to, like, this is, and maybe I'm showing, I don't know, man, I'm pretty ignorant on a lot of, on a lot of things, but I just, uh, I found this, um, this song the other day called, like, like, this is. Do you know Sabaton? Oh, hell yeah. So they did this song called Attack of the Dead Men, and it's fucking sick. Because it's like a, it's actually, so this is completely off topic. But this is a real fucking thing that happened in World War I where like the Germans like gassed this Russian base.

And then they like, but the gas like didn't work. So it just had, it was like a bunch of like Russians with like their skin melting off and their lungs kind of like melting out of their mouths. And they didn't die fully. So when the Germans came in, they were like, oh, I guess everybody's dead. They all fucking attacked. And they thought that they were fucking zombies so much so that they just ran the fuck away. There's a whole Samiton song about it.

And it's fucking metal as hell. It's sick. But, yo, imagine that? Yeah. Because that's World War I. That's around the time where they still believed, like, oh, vampires could be real, potentially, you know? Just like, there's, that would, ah, man.

Germany has such a bad record with fucking with Russia. They just consistently Losing Russia That's why they're like Oh Russians can come back to life So we got to scorch earth And that's when they lost the second one That's crazy

Isn't that nuts Imagine that is I remember in I think it was in the 30s The King Kong came out And people lost their minds When they saw that And so And that looks fucking silly right

So I can only imagine seeing people's faces melted off and like all that and being all Probably screaming and shit because it's their final like this is it That yeah I mean even now that's terrifying but back then yeah you're shit in your pants You can't sleep anymore and you're basically you're fucked you're out of commission I really I really can't believe I never heard of that before because I'm not like a history buff necessarily But like I know enough about like I delve into that shit and this stuff that I find interesting and that's just such a fascinating fucking thing. Dude, Sabaton?

Sabaton? Sabaton is top... Out of all the bands I listen to, they're probably my top ten favorite. They kind of etched their way in there over time because they've gotten... They're one of those few bands that have gotten better over time

when it's usually the opposite. They're way better than they were before. Now, the first time I heard them, they just covered like an Amon Amarth song, which a lot of people did. I was like, oh, that's cool. And I was like, oh, they're okay. Anyway, yeah, I would recommend anybody

Anyone who's especially into history, and which actually would be a really cool song to fuck to, it's a song called Bismarck by Sabaton, has a very solid beat. I think you can at least keep up to it. It's not too fast, not too slow. It'll give you a good pump. Maybe, actually, that's not true.

It's not really fast enough to sustain that. You would probably, you would lack the kinetic motion. Because, you know, the kinetic motion really helps you bang. Like, if you're just trying to, like, do a slower, you're using all of your hips and all of your leg muscle to do it and it's like it doesn't feel sustainable so the lay there

that's crazy you guys doing all this you just you just lay there and then just charge up it's like you're you're fucking in your Dracula coffin

just just recharging uh yeah um discharging so weird weird songs to weird songs to fuck you know Y Y YZ by fucking Rush would be would have been an interesting one I think that would be really interesting one

Banda, bamp, band, band, band, bann, bann, da bann, da bann, bann, bann, bha. What's a weird song to fuck, too? Like, this is outrageous. Yeah, that's the song. Yeah, that was the question. Yeah. Is what's the best or worst song? It could be weird.

It could be weird. It's not, it's a Mario theme. Like, the classic. Ew. It's so inconsistent. Could you even get your dick up? It's so inconsistent. Like, wait, hold on.

So it's, so it's. You can. can absolutely do it. I hate that. I hate that very, very much. Imagine a girl finding out you're doing that. Like, she doesn't know. He's like, is that the Mario thing?

You're like, what do you be? Oh, my God. They can figure it out. That's a fun game. That's a fun game right there. Hey, see what I'm, see what beat them fucking do. Figure out, guess what beat them fucking do. But you got to strive.

You got to make it easy, though. You got to start with easy ones. Otherwise, they're never going to figure it out. Okay, what's so. Dude, we will rock you at first. Very easy, very simple. You rock you. Then you like try.

So kickboxing, I don't know, kickboxing an ice case rodin. Nice. Right. And he says, which is crazy. That's fucking,

that's fucking really terrifying. And he says, hello, my three estranged dads. I was just told that I was the Kramer to my friend Seinfeld after I bought an official license.

And he says, efficient license, but like, I don't know what the fuck this means, to, on a whim to marry another friend as a bit. Oh, an officiator. Oh, so he's an ordained minister? Officiant? Yeah, maybe. Yeah. I've never seen, I've actually just straight up, never seen that word written. Yeah, gotcha. To marry another friend as a bit. That made me wonder, what is the most, what are the most Kramer-like things you three have done? I think signing up for a boxing ring. I think signing up for a boxing match for no, with no, with no real hint of training at all was probably like probably the biggest thing that i can the biggest

thing that i can imagine that's fair that i've done yeah that's like that i i probably i mean in my mind i maybe i told this before but i this was the dumbest thing i've ever done as far as when i was at a house party and my friend had to leave and go hang out with his girlfriend so of course i harassed him berated him for being a bitch like oh she's got your balls and stuff, you know, they'll make your pussy. Wipped. Yeah, exactly. Just call him pussy whip, essentially.

And so I jump in the bed of his truck as he's taking off. And then I'm like, do you remember this? Yeah. And I'm like, all right, he's getting too far away from the house. And I'm like, I'm going to, I'm going to jump out of the bed of the truck and land on my feet. Like, just like, like, like, I can't, I literally thought this. Like, I'm moving. He's probably going at least 20.

miles an hour or something, I don't know. And then I, of course, I tumbled and fucked my wrist up. Why were you even in the back of a car? Why were you even in the back of a car? Well, because it was just one of those things where he's about to take off and I jumped in like, like, oh, he probably will stop because he doesn't want to leave with somebody in the bed of his fucking truck. You know you were in a car?

It was a bit. Yeah, it was totally. He jumped in us a bit. You thought he would notice he didn't. And then you found yourself in a fucked situation. I could have easily banged on the highway. How scary is it? Is that he in the back of a car?

No, no, no, no, wait. No, I've ridden the freeway in the back of a truck. It's creepy, but it's not, it's not as bad as you think. I wouldn't do that shit. I mean, I wouldn't do that either now. I was a kid. I would never do that as an adult. It's crazy.

I would jump out of my own anxiety. I'd be like, uh, I just jump out. See, now you see what, but see the problem is I thought, and that's the thing that I can't get over. I don't know how I thought I thought I thought. possibly was going to just be like, and I think I said this before, this was probably years ago on the podcast, where I thought it was going to land like when that giant chick from Matilda, she jumped from the second story of the house, and she just like lands. Like she just lands, like, in a way that most people would probably break an ankle or at least roll it or something. And she just boom, lands. And I just pictured myself landing.

And I feel like that is absolutely something Kramer would do. He would totally like, oh, I thought I was going to, I thought I was going to. I thought I was going to stick it. You know, kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, I don't have those moments because, like, we, when we, I, the apartment that I lived in was very much we were the, we had the Jerry apartment, you know, and, like, it would be like, I think Jalen and Joe are genuinely, our friends Jalen and Joe are probably the most like that, where they, they just come home.

It's like, oh, hey, yeah, I got, I got 18 pounds of free jerky. And you're like, why do we have this? Do you remember that? Were you there when we had all that jerky? A couple of bags. You were there for that, Derek. You experienced a jerky too. What the fuck are those boxes?

There's boxes and jerky in the living room. Joe would come home with just like random free food or just like he would come home with like chicken that was brown that like he was trying to cook and it's like bro that looks like steak don't eat that you're going to get yourself so sick. That's crazy. And just just stuff like. And Jalen's very much that guy. Jalen will wander. He sent me like this thing. He was like, he was like, hey, you want to get on Halo tonight?

And I'm like, yeah, sure. What are you up to right now? It's like, oh, I just followed this guy. This guy was talking to me on the street and then I just ended up following him into this building and I'm just chilling with a bunch of these illegal gamblers. But I'll be home soon. I'm just like, what do you mean?

It's like, yeah, they're gambling stuff. I don't really want to, I don't really know what's going on. I'm kind of scared. I'll go home like later, whatever. I'm just like, why do you want? Like, he just seeks out stories, I think. Yeah. Just to have him.

You know what I mean? I'm very, I'm not that person. I think Jalen, for me, I've done a lot of stupid stuff. And the problem is that I've gotten to the point where I try to avoid it, but I still end up involved in things that don't make sense. And I'm like, why am I here? Like, constantly, like, why am I here? Like, there was one time when I was younger, I'd freaking like, I don't know what I was doing. I was with my cousin.

And my cousin was like, moving something he shouldn't have had. And this dude had like a golden gun on the table. And I was like, what am I looking at right now? it was just a gun that was just it looked like you guys haven't seen in Atlanta have you it looked like a golden eagle and I was like why am I here I was supposed to be getting dropped off at home

it's like a play fucking like gears two why am I in this house hell yeah yeah or like I would follow girls to places where it would just be like dangerous and I'm like I shouldn't be here I look different around you would follow girls to places what is that I would just hang out with girls and I'm like hey you want to

coming out my friend we're going to go here and I'm like all right cool and I'm in like fish That's not, all right, right, right, that's not what you said. It ended up in, like, Clousin Valley. I'm like, I'm just going to hang out with this guy. I'm going to follow this bitch around because clearly I'm going to try to get laid. Stop saying that. Stop saying it like that.

Stop saying you follow women around. It's a horrible way to say that. I don't, I don't get it. Yeah, out of context. You did not follow her? Clipped out of, you did, but just out of context, that sounds awful. Oh, man. I would never say, I would never say if I was hanging out with you that, like, oh, I followed Kingston home.

Like, I would never put it that way. I'm just using words where they're supposed to be were used, but everybody is weird I'm gonna say I'm freaking, I'm stalking women, which I do, but I don't freaking like... It's hard work, man, but someone's got to do it. Exactly. I keep these bids on their fucking toes.

Oh, man. It's so fucking horrible. Gay man, Ronan. If I don't follow this bitch, I'm gonna follow this bitch. Little gay man, right? Ethan Teague wrote and he says, hey boys, have a quick one here. I was curious how Chris and Kingston met and maybe hear a story or two of when you two had uh had first hung out have a great one to get

we've probably been over this many many episodes ago probably like in the fucking probably before episode 100 obviously we definitely got into it in like an early episode yeah but i actually don't i don't recall the first time i remember the first time i recall i i don't remember the first time i remember instances where i where there are vivid memories i remember like at that diner. You were at Joe's house and you were talking about like, it was just like when,

it was like right after they released the first trailer for, for Destiny. Oh, yeah. Then I first met you. Wait, so how did that,

who knew who? Like, how did you guys end up at Joe's house? I was, I would just finish high school. And, but I knew Joe and a bunch of other girlfriends because they worked at Dunkin where I was working at.

And how did you get there, Chris? Through Joe. So you both knew, so you both knew Joe. Yeah. We both knew Joe. And I think, I honestly don't, because I was in college, because I was in college before you, I think. I'm pretty sure.

And then I started college and I knew you guys already. Right. Oh, here, these people, I knew people from like from before. And that's when I became friends to everybody, really. But me and crusade each other at first. Yeah, yeah. That's very real. I tell that to people and they don't, they think it's a joke.

They think it's like a bit, but it's very real. I couldn't fucking stand him. Why? I don't even remember why specifically. I just remember like something about him really bothered me. What's crazy is I'm like I am the coolest guy ever. Like actually. No.

You fucking hate me. And I'm like what the fuck. I'm so I'm so obnoxiously likable actually. That's so. There you go. This is exactly what I'm talking about. I'm very likable. I'm very likable.

You can say what you want. I am a very likable guy. I remember. no. It's all going back to me. The fucking boasting. Yeah, it's the boasting and it's the boasting and the hubris.

And just the humor. It's just so crazy. I'm so likable. I'm so much best. I'm vastly better than everybody. Fast. Start fucking hovering.

It's just. Yeah, dude. I don't know. I don't remember exactly. But like there was, because I had my group friends, right? And I hung out with them constantly. And it was like always the same core group of people. And then all of a sudden, here's this fucking boastful idiot who's just here all the time talking about how likable he is. And it's like, who the fuck is this guy? This sucks. He's like

ruining my five entirely. What made it crazy is that at first, you know what's crazy? Someone is like my brother to me too, is Jalen. Me and Jalen couldn't stand each other at first. Yeah, yeah. And it's so weird because Jailen, I'm, which was weird because me and Jailen became so. cool, so fast, being the only black kids in our friend group. We would just see everybody else behave differently. We were like, yo, is that weird to you too? And he's like, very, very weird. Yeah.

But then what happens? We all ended up living together. I was already very close with Jail. And I was cooler with Chris about a time moved into each other. But then we lived with each other. He went through like our formative 20s with each other. And we all became really close. That's pretty much what happened.

Yeah, yeah. The formative 20s. I was more okay with you being there when we moved. moved in together. I was like, all right, I guess. This will lower my bill. This will lower my bill tremendous. Yeah, for real, because I just didn't know him really. Like, I just, like, I knew, all I knew was that he was boastful and fucking, dude, like, humorous was crazy. It still is.

I was not, I was not. I'm not that, I'm not that hubris. That's insane. I'm a fucking, anyway, I have several problems. I have several problems. This is actually, I didn't, I didn't know this actually. So this is, so initially, I'll tell you what it was because like the goal was like I drove out there with Jalen, right? Me and Jalen drove out there together, right? And so the goal was saying, I know Jalen for a really long time. And so the goal was like, all right, Jail and I are going to get this place. And then at the time that I was coming to actually like figure out my stuff when I was going to live,

it sort of became me, Jalen and Kingston without my real. I didn't, I wasn't really prepared for that. That wasn't really like part of the plan. It's why like the apartment that we got just didn't suit us. Like we had it, we got a two bedroom. And Kingston was in the living room. And that like annoyed me because it was like, oh my God, the living room's gone. Like we don't have a living room.

And like, so I think I was just annoyed at just like how, because I really build up a plan, right? For my, for my, if I build up, if my Friday goes slightly awry, it, it frustrates the hell out of me. That's true. It brings me back to, it brings, no, 100%, 100%. But it brings me back to when, it brings me back to when I was like a kid and my mom would be like, hey, we're going to, I'm going to go to the supermarket. Do you want to come with me? And I'd be like, yeah. And then it's like, I'll be like, okay, fine.

I prepare myself for going to the supermarket. And then when we're done with the supermarket, I prepare myself to go back home. But then it always would become at the end of the supermarket, be like, okay, now let's go over to Thiti Mary. Or like, all right, now let's go over to the, let's cross the Brooklyn Bridge. How many times did you fall for it, though? How many times do you fall for it? Because I felt for it constantly. I didn't have a choice.

Dude, I didn't have a choice for a long time. And then when I finally had, when I finally was like, listen, I'm not going. I'm not going because I know what's going to happen. I'm going to be a hostage to this boring situation when I could just be at home and join my life and talking to my friends. I'm not doing this. And that's when it became okay. But it was that, it was that, but like times a lot because now instead of living with

Jalen, who I had planned this with, I was living with this person that I didn't really know and didn't really get along with that well for the. the next several months. You know what I mean? So how did this happen? I don't... Because what happened is that when I moved here first, first of all I moved here and I was fucking poor shit,

I couldn't pay rent for most of the time. So Chris helped me out a ton living with him. I would have just put on the street. So Chris was like, you don't trip. Like I understand, you're going through bullshit. Don't worry about it.

But I was also very... But I was also very frustrated that you were going... That you didn't have that money. I helped you and I was fine with it But I was also like God damn it Hold on once a guy But what happened is what happened is this right This is what things became weird

You realized how well I played off of you Made joke wise Yeah yeah Because we didn't we didn't know that we made each other funnier We didn't know that yet because we didn't We usually didn't joke with each other We were kind of just like I know Chris Hold on guys

You got a back up up a little bit because there's still a little people sure how I didn't just show up Jalen it offered me because Jalen knew I was thinking about moving away from home as well right so jalen was like dude come moving me and Chris yeah yeah and then so jalen brought that to you Chris and then you were just like I guess that is what did you do did you protest me in a little bit because before I got there I know I was going to I was going to live with you and Jalen yeah so I had no idea I had no real idea. I got there. I did not tell you. This is crazy.

It wasn't. I'll say it this way. He might have told me, but like I think it was communicated differently. It was like he'll be crashing with us for a while or something like that. I can't remember specifically. It's all very long ago. The point is that I was just not prepared for that situation, right? And so I'm very much the kind

and this is a problem that I have just generally where it's just like I don't really say no when I, even when I really should, to be honest. That wasn't really a situation where I should have buckled down because, like, obviously he needed a place to say, I'm not going to kick somebody out on the street. Like, I just refuse to do that.

There were many other situations that happened very similarly to that. That I won't get to do on the show. The amount of people that live with, it's so crazy looking back on the amount of people that lived with us. Like, our home was just a revolving door of places. Yeah. In 11 months, we had seven people living there at some point. Like, not altogether, but at some point there was like,

for three months, it would be one person. For three months, it'd be, like, one person. And then there would be like overlap where there would be two more people in addition to us. It was weird. But so it was just not what we planned at all. And but, but yeah, I didn't expect that to happen. And I was frustrated. And he just wasn't, he couldn't pay rent because he, you know, he just didn't ever,

he just couldn't figure things out. And that was frustrating. I understood it, but it was frustrating. And so like, whatever. And then at some point, like we would, we, obviously, you live around somebody. You live with somebody. You get, you kind of inherently, you're just forced to spend time with this person. And you just kind of like, okay.

like we've got we think a lot of the same things are funny like we bounce off of each other pretty well and like you weren't even really the goal was never to put you in videos ever that's insane you know what I mean I specifically well because my my thought was

I want to be reliant on me like if Sweeney if Sweeney lives here for like six months and then he moves somewhere else I don't want to suddenly have this problem where it's like oh I have this ingredient to my videos that I can't use anymore you know what I mean So it was initially just that And I was just making a video

Because that's what I needed to do to make money And then you just wandered into screen And then it's like all right Well he's a part of this now The confused dog Walks in the frame Like confused my Yeah

And I would record videos And then he would scream from Like I would be doing videos And I would be making jokes or whatever I would say some out of pocket shit for the video And then he would yell from the living room You're wrong You're dumb, you're stupid

What do you fucking and like, and it was funny. It was funny. So I left it in and people were like, what the fuck is going on? And so it just kind of became like that

and it was like, all right, well now. And then I'll be real. Oh my God. It would be so rich. It would be so rich. Hindsight, man.

Yeah, it would have been, yeah. At the time it would have been really smart. It would have been crazy. You know, we didn't have that setup yet. We didn't,

but honestly, truthfully, like, it, that was, it really took me getting over the fact that, You just, it took me really getting over the fact that, okay, we're funny together. That's cool.

I really had to work really hard internally to get over the fact that you weren't paying rent for a long time. Because I remember when I moved out there initially, I stayed for three months and I couldn't find the job. And I was like, this is not working. I cannot, I cannot bum on these people's couches. I'm going to go home. And I just, I failed. You know, like I straight up. I was just like, I went home and I was like, you know what, I tried, I failed, whatever. And it was frustrating to me. But then I realized like, okay, we're funny. He's helping videos.

I'm going to get my value out of this guy. So then I would just throw shit at him. I would abuse him. And that was, that was so he could live there. And I wouldn't feel so annoyed that he just couldn't pay up. You know what I mean? Because it was just like, okay, he's adding something to the videos that helps us pay rent. So that's that's payment.

Like it's fine. But I'm going to throw milk at you. I'm going to fuck with your food. I'm going to harass you whenever I have to make something. So prepare for that. I don't think we've ever talked about this. No, I mean, I certainly don't think so. I think we've talked about it.

I think we've talked about it. But I certainly don't know this more. You never knew this? I did not know this lore. I thought, I assumed you guys met in New York and you guys were well acquainted. We were acquainted. We knew each other. What I mean is like, well, like, you guys, the way that it has been described to me now, I'm like, this is, it makes knowing all of this stuff so much funnier that you were abusing this dude and saying all this.

Like, I thought you guys were like really, like, close already from the beginning before you even moved over here. We were, we were friends. We were, we were friends who were frequently around each other. Yeah. We weren't close. We became close to the years of us living each other. He didn't know the plan. There was no plan for.

you to be i didn't know that i didn't know that i didn't just show up in california right right his perspective it sounds a little bit like yeah from from my perspective that's what it was i know that that's not true

because obviously no one just shows up somewhere without a plan but i didn't i didn't i didn't air drop into california like i'm here now and i adhere to the group but the thing about if i crash oh yeah go ahead no well i just want to bring up we can move on

after this but um because i know how interesting this is. But I think it's fascinating. But there were, yeah. It's fascinating for more lore now. So Jaylen, our friend, he's a great friend, but like he's also very spontaneous, right? So like, even when I moved to L.A., like he was like, he called me like two weeks before and he was like, hey, uh, do you want to just move to L.A. with me in two weeks? And I was like, oh, uh, yeah, okay. I thought about it for like a day. I thought about it for like 24 hours. And like, yeah, I'll do it.

Because I just didn't have anything going on for me in New York. I applied to like a million jobs and they weren't getting back to me. I was like, fuck this place. So I was just ready to go. And so I think a similar thing happened to this. Like, you probably planned on moving, but like, he's very laissez-faire with the way he, like, talks about that stuff. So, like, I just straight up did not know.

But I think we became friends, we became friends quickly. I would say, like, it wasn't like over the span of years that we, like, I would say, like, I would say initially, like, the first, I think, after the first new year's that we had, I think we were all pretty, like, we were all pretty friendly at that point. Like,

by the time we lived in, in that second apartment, I, I, I, oh, no, you were all, we were super close by that moment.

Yeah, and that was only, like, 11 months later, you know what I mean? So, like, it wasn't like this long period. That last,

our first apartment is, dude, the stories we could tell about the first apartment. We can make episodes on the podcast about, like, our first apartment living there. I wanted to write some of it.

I wanted to write some of it out because it really is, it, it, it feels like a sick. I was talking about it with Jaylon when my parents were in town and we were just like reminishing

well and my parents were asking us questions and we're talking about us like yeah we had a hopeless man living in our living room for like a little while Lily's perspective Lily like talks about

an old apartment too was like that place was insane yeah it was just completely bananas our windows got shot out our windows got shot out twice but I was stuck there I was stuck there with a freaking

girl from other country and our windows got shot out and it was just me and this European girl and I was like I don't know how to talk to you're from Europe you're from Europe you're just me language is to me, but I just don't know how to speak to you.

What the fath? I don't know how to speak to you. What the hell is happening? Yeah, this is, I really, I really want to write, I want to sincerely, actually, and we can move on immediately after this. But I do sincerely want to get you, me, and Jalen together to talk about that just so we can document it and write it down because I think there are a lot of really good ideas that each of us, like I remember some of it, Jailen remembers some of it, and I think you remember

some of it that we both don't remember, that I want to get it all on paper because so much of it is fucking outrageous. There's a story that I love, I love when that girl pissed in Jalen's bed. It was the funny. It was fucking, look, there's so, there's a lot, there's a lot, there's a lot. There was a lot. Let's not get into it. Let's not get into it.

It's too inside, it's insane. It's insane. It's truly insane. You know what, actually? You know what, actually, would be a great extra ammo to get, uh, if we could get Jaylon on to like reminisce about that stuff as like a dedicated kind of. That would be fun. I'd love to listen to that. That'd be great.

Yeah. Because there's a lot of great stories from that time. But but yeah, dude, like it's, but we, but initially in those first few videos when I'm being a dick to Sweeney, I'm, I'm being like 80% genuine where I'm like I'm not having a good time with this person. Oh my God. That is, which is really funny.

I think it makes it 10 times funny. It's why I edited him saying that in the first place. It's why I was like... There was a little bit of spite. So what it was, it was like, because I was making a video, right? I was making some bullshit video for the second channel. It's still on this podcast channel. It's still on this dark tank where it's Tom Sweeney hates the gates.

And I'm just trying to make a video and then he wanders in intruding on my video. And I'm like, God, all right, you want to be in this video? You want to be in the video? You want to be online? Okay. Will you be online? You're homoform? Well, try this.

All right, let me put you online. But it was funny. I'm, yeah. Wild. This is, I feel like, I feel like you're, you're saying things like you're on like that Joe Rogan's podcast. Like you're, you're giving us lore that I was never expecting. And it's just like, what the fuck? And my mind's being blown that I'm like, wow.

I can only imagine what, like, like, what, like. People who were long time fans of yours or whatever are probably like, their minds are fried right now. Well, I've definitely mentioned, I've definitely mentioned this on stream at least. At least like, not in depth, not this in depth, I would say. This is definitely like, obviously, because Sweeney's here. We're talking about it. Yeah. But I've definitely talked about it on stream before.

You've definitely been vocal about like what you call, like us living together in our first reaching beforehand. Yeah, and we were not close. I remember arguing in a diner with you at like, like, like. like very loudly. Oh my God. We were in New York. We were particularly young then though. We were particularly young then.

We were like, you were like 18. I was like at 17, 18 myself. Yeah. And we're talking about like how much she hates Kanye West. And I'm like, oh, Kanye's a pretty decent artist. I never said I like Kanye as a person. It was right after,

well, it was right after Bound 2. And I remember it was like, Bound 2 and I remember that conversation. And he was like, you were like, what are you talking about?

He was like, what are the greatest? It was like, you think Bound 2 is like with the work of like one of the greatest like where you, fucking insane. We got to this really loud.

We got to this really, we were loud in this diner. It was so funny in retrospect. But, uh, yeah, that's, that's all, that's all real.

Have you looked at some of these, uh, like, I'm looking at your hate the gays numbers is 154K, which is hilarious. It's fucking hilarious. It's 154,000 views on that. And,

uh, under it that just showed up is, you guys did a Q&A. Why are you black? Yeah. Is the, that's almost sitting at a million, dude. But is it really?

It's 978K. Holy hell. That is a good title though, to be fair. Why are you black? The fact that video got almost a million views is insane, dude. Yeah, dude. That's an insane fucking thing. I kind of want to, I think it'd be fun to do a stream where you and I watch some of those videos back.

Because it's so long ago at this point that, like, I feel like we have like completely different. Like, we're in such different. headspaces. We're old. I'm old now, dude. You guys totally got to do it. That's a fucking great idea. We know we got to do again?

You know we got to do again? We got to do another Twitter trash again. We have to do another one of those again. So here's the thing. I've been getting a lot because I haven't done one since before X was the thing. Because I retired it. And people keep bugging me because they're like, dude, the weird shit that's been happening.

Like, please do another one. when I come back I think I think I think it's gonna have to be done I think there's gonna have to one because there is just too much weird shit happening and sometimes I'm like okay I get it you know what I have a pretty

I have a pretty good idea why not make Twitter trash like a monthly not extra ammo maybe maybe something maybe even more maybe maybe we do our episodes yeah we do our episodes and then we do our extra ammo

and then once a month we do a a trash. That shit would go hard in the paint, dude. Yeah. That would go hard. Do you remember the video of me

coming in and it is insulting you? Oh, uh, at the end, like where, like you're berating me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That shit is so, dude, there's just a clip of that that has almost 500,000 views. Yeah, yeah. I'm just took that out. I'm like,

wow, dude, that was so long ago. It was fun. I will say by, by the time, by the time I did the, or we did the, why are you black?

That was March 2017. We, we were friends. by that point. Like, we were pretty... We were well... That was... Yeah, we were well...

Yeah, so it didn't last long. Oh my God. We're like babies in this... Everything related to you was popping up and there's the first Twitter trash that we did. It was fucking nuts

like at least five years ago. And I don't know what happened to the thumbnail. It's gone. It's just a picture of you. It just... It's just you. I always have thumbnails

in the Twitter trash series. It's just gone. You know what? That did happen to... I see that. That happens to some videos, man. Like, sometimes, like, what is it? The YouTube will be, like, this thumbnail breaks TOS or something.

I've had that for a couple. And then it will just default to, like, a screenshot of the video. Right. Or, like, a still image. Yeah, that's weird because I'm sure the thumbnail was just us. My face looks so different back then. Even, I'm just fatter in general. The way my face looks is just different.

I mean, that's what happens. It is, yeah. I don't have my adult face yet. The one from five years ago. where it's the bonus trash that thumb, me in that thumbnail, I've seen that image of me a million times

of me doing like this. That they do that is... Yeah. It's funny how, yes, how big that thing. It's fucking insane. Insane, dude. But yeah, it is...

Oh my God, I do you remember our what you call it Dick Vaney and a pussy minish? We got to drink that back too. I do want to get back into that. I do want to get back into the habit of making videos with you in some way or just like you as a part of it's just like I don't know I gotta figure I want him to be good

I mean I have a whole house I have a whole house Right right right yeah yeah I want a good idea It was just so easy to organically like Because what would happen a lot of the time It was like I would be I would think of something In the middle of like recording and then I'd be like Fuck I gotta go

And then I would walk into the living room and you'd be there And I'd be like hey I'm gonna do this I did always ask, I think. You always, you're like, hey, you might have throw milk at you and I'm like, yeah, go for it. Yeah, I didn't, I didn't just, even when I was being, even when I didn't really, like, when I was

not getting along super well, like, and I, I was, like, annoyed. I still, you know, I wasn't throwing milk at him in the middle of his fucking, when he was just trying to, yeah, I did fuck with you, I did fuck with you, though. Like, I remember, I remember specifically, you went down to get food and I went into your, like, you were playing Skyron,

and then I just got rid of all your shit. That made me so mad, but I was like, whatever, dude. You made me a vampire that you deleted my save where I can go back to do it. And I was like, who does this? Yeah, it was mean. It was for a video. It was, it was, it was, it was, it was rent. It was, it's how I was rent.

Every time I, every time I, every time I fucked with them, I was like, it's, it's rent. And then it won't bother me. You know, but yeah, it is funny, it is funny talking about. all this because it is it is really kind of like behind the curtain type type stuff that I don't think we've really ever uh talked about in this way right yeah not this not this not this vocally right but yeah there you go that's uh some some some some more that apparently uh that would be i guess i guess people are going to be mind-blown by this i don't know maybe lore uh let's see let's get uh let's try and get i don't know what do you say two more

go try somewhere yeah there's so many so many fucking questions guys I actually gotta go hard on the pan on the next episode yeah we next next episode we cannot fuck around at all we can't do it

you can't do it yeah and by the way if you guys want to I know you guys are you guys do a lot for the show already if you guys want to because like there's

every time I use a question I like it I heart it you know what I mean just just so I know that I've seen it if you's that whatever

it doesn't matter bitten to a grape shit screamed like Tom and Jerry I was gonna pitch something but then I just got too tired bit into a grape shit screamed like Tom and Jerry

wrote in he says what's the stupidest costume you ever wore might as when I bought a clothing iron to school on Halloween and went that sucks

that sucks when people would say ask why I was carrying it around I would just say I'm Iron Man that sucks that's rough dude

I'm surprised you I'm surprised you weren't bludgeoned with that iron for saying that The fact you were sodomized is crazy That would have given me You know that boxer You know that boxer who got punched in the back of the head

And now he's like all fucked up It's really sad It's really sad video It is really it is really Oh believe me I watched that video like a million times Before I fought because I was like Dude

If I become retarded after this that's gonna that's gonna really put a damper on a lot of what I got planned and a lot I would definitely come and see you but I would also make fun of you behind your back a lot that's crazy I'd be there for you but I'd also as soon as you leave the room I would start laughing that's wild after all I've done but yeah I can't think I can't think of I I can't think of the weirdest costume I've ever wore. I imagine that it was probably something that my fucking parents shoved me into when I was a, like, a fetal kind of child where they just put it. It's like, let's dress him up as the cowardly lion.

Or like, my dad, my dad dressed me up as a soldier when I was three or something. Nice. I remember that for Halloween. I can't wait for you to die in the war. Yeah. Dude, I was going to join the military. I, like, I actually was. And then my dad was like, don't do that.

My dad was like, I was like, y'allel father was like, y'all. Yo, don't. My grandpa was like absolutely do not join the military. He was like, don't do it. I did it. I did it so you don't have to specifically like that you're, I don't even think I'm, I think specifically I'm not even eligible for like a draft. I mean, even even despite the fact that I'm blind,

which would probably be a major deciding factor. You can't draft. You can't draft next generation. You can't drive next generation. You can't, well, you can't draft, especially because I'm like the only child. Like you cannot draft like, I don't know. I remember. I don't remember the specifics of this, and I might be totally wrong, but I remember this being explained to me.

So it might have been alive, but whatever. But I remember specifically being told. You can't even. Well, no, Derek can't anymore. You're still good. You can't read all anymore. You're past 32. I definitely cannot be drafted.

Like, they're not drafted me. They're going to look at me. It's like, oh, this guy has, like, fucking intense anxiety and he can't see. And he's five foot four. Like, what's the fucking point of having this guy? You're stealth, man. You're stealth, man. You're stealth.

I would have a pretty good stealth bill, to be fair. But we're beyond stealth now. You'd be so anxious you can't. You'd be so anxious you wouldn't be able to fail. You'd be like, oh my God. I got it, I got it, I got to kill him. I got to kill him. What if they put you in black ops?

They put you in black ops, dude. They make you do some real serious shit. They put me in Hispanic ops. You're doing legit wetwork. Like, you're doing legit wetwork. Like people, there are less people on the planet because of what you did exactly. Yeah, yeah. They have you, that's crazy.

They ask you to find Putin right now. They're like, all right, dude. We, we, here's like, listen, only you. Only you. Yeah, only you can fit into this vent And poison the water supply for this small village That is do it Small village, yeah, yeah

Would you be able to do it? Would you be able to do it? Like, you're like, hey If I believed in what I was doing, yeah, I could Like, I could poison a village full of Nazis, like easily. You know what I mean? Like, that wouldn't even, that would not be a problem for me. Yeah, I could do it. But if I don't believe in what's happening, like, no.

You will fail. I don't believe in my stealth-like abilities, man, because sometimes I try to be I try to be 100% quiet when Jojo's sleeping and I'm like all right I'm just gonna creep around and when I'm being so careful like that it makes me clumsy in a way

that I'll accidentally drop something or you know I'm like fuck and I think I would I think I would ease to get myself killed I'm like the opposite I'm like very focused they're not bad but they crack too they just crack and it's not like I talk to the doctor like oh no your knees are not bad it's just you're you have like

act, lactic ass, whatever it's called it, to build up in your knees. So when you stand up, they are going to crack. They're just going to crack. And I'm like, why? He's like, I don't know. That is very true. That happens to me a lot, too. My knees, yeah, they did a lot. Like, if I inhale too hard, my chest cracks. And I'm like, what the fuck is this? That's how much.

I'm just a fucking beacon. That's a little crazy. I've ever done it before. Find me. Yeah, you're like a fucking, you're like a firecracker. Everybody's going to be like, what's that? What is that? What's a bunch of popping noises? I genuinely think I would be like

But the thing is like it's we're beyond stealth at this point Like they would just have like a like if this was like World War I or something Or like even before then Like you know what I mean like like a medieval type Medieval type shit I would I would be set Because like no one's gonna hear me man

Like I'm really fucking good at that But they just put a fucking Thermal goggles on You know and then like oh there he is You know like oh we got fucking sonar or like radar or whatever. By the way, do you know that sonar will kill you? No. No.

I had no fucking clue. Like if you're, if you are underwater and you're like, let's say you're like a diver or something and you're just swimming in the middle of the ocean. I don't know why this would be the case. This is a dumb hypothetical. But like you're swimming in the middle of the ocean and some submarine lets out a sonarar like a sonar thing. Like you'll fucking explode. Or like you'll die like a real fucking quick.

Because apparently that's so fucking intense. It's make you pop. Yeah. Or something like that. But that's why, I never even thought of it because I always, Sonar to me is just like, oh. Does it kill fishes, though? Does it kill the fishes? It must kill the fish.

It must kill them. It fucks fishes up, I think. And a bunch of it just blow up. I'm sure it kills that any fish, any fish that are in the vicinity are probably getting fucked up, I imagine. Oh. Or at least whales. Yeah, so it's interesting.

The test results showed no mortality associated with the sound exposure for fish. So it doesn't kill fish, but it kills people. So maybe it's whales, like maybe mammals. 200% mortality rate for humans. It's like, what? What? Oh, so, all right. So, sorry, it can kill you if you get close enough.

Okay, so if you're on top of it. Okay. Yeah, lethal noise can bore straight. So, yeah, at 200 decibels, the vibrations, at 200 decibels, the vibrations can rupture your lungs, and above 210, the lethal noise can bore straight through your brain until it hemorrhages the delicate tissue, so. 200 decibels is a lot.

That makes sense. I mean, that's what I listen to. Yeah, it's like the average premium earbuds. Yeah, yeah. My racons go to 200 decibels. Yeah. But yeah, no, I don't have any weird costumes that I can think of genuinely. Like, it's all, you know.

Oh, yeah. What costume isn't weird? The last time I ever went trick-or-treating in 2010, I remember that, because it was just grab whatever you can. Grab whatever you can. My friend has a daughter. Great, I get to get some candy. So I grabbed a pumpkin mask, a witch's hat.

hat or something and a cape and out a sword and I'm like, all right, let's go. Oh my God. There's a picture of me that I was a white man for Halloween one time. That's very cool. It's on my Instagram. Oh, well what? Are you serious? I was a white man. Yes. Well, link it to me so I can put it in the show

notes. That is crazy. Yeah, if you can find it, yeah, link it so I could I would love for people to see you as a white man. But I was like, I had straight hair. I had like a fucking like a flannel on. Can people, are people able to access your Instagram publicly? No, not my, not my main one. Oh, okay, they never, they forget it.

I don't need to put in show notes. Just, yeah, because I don't, maybe I'll add it because I'll tell you what, if you find it, I'll take a screenshot and I'll add it to the, the drive where the Tarzan video is that a lot of people have been asking for. And I'd be like, all right, so you can double whammy. They can see the last people that still mad. There's people that are mad that they never got to see it. I'm like, all right, here you go. You can see it again for a limited time only.

That's crazy. It's ephemeral. The amount of people that want to see that is fucking hilarious. I was so insane when I was younger. I mean, you're still insane. We're talking about it. No, like, now I'm like, I'm way more balanced mentally. But when I was younger, I was crazy.

Well, because you, you want to. You wanted to desperately be a white man? Is that it? Nah, I never wanted to be a white man. So much so that you, you cosplayed at them outside of Halloween. I cosplay a white man regularly. I'm like a white man every day. This is me in a white suit.

My name is Tanner. Tanner. Hello, I'm Hunter. Hello, I'm Hunter. Tanner Smith. And I own many plantations. I imagine one to be a white man from the fucking early 1900s, the late 1800s. It's like, oh, hi.

Yeah. Obama. Obamna, Lord of Drone Strikes, starring Ryan Gosling, wrote in. Let's go. Ryan Gosling as Barack Obama would go hard. That would be fucking funny. Greetings Hispanic, Scott the Was, Black Peter Griffin, and Communist Revolutionary, Derek. Longtime listener, much shorter question this time.

Out of the three of you, who does what in the literal, snark tank. If it was an actual tank. Who's the gunner, driver, guy who sucks off the crew, spotter, et cetera. Why? And why? Much love and thanks for helping my work commutes be more fun and less depressing.

Thanks for your support. Obama. Obama. Obama. I was unaware of the sucking off one. That's a pretty cool job, though. That's a fucker? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the fucker.

Yeah, you fucking. he I don't know man I do say I gotta say though this the main reason I picked this is because it reminds me of something that I kind of

I don't know I'm kind of sad fell by the wayside which was the premise that we were all just like in this tank that we couldn't escape that was like what like I really love

specifically when we had shoe on I really doubled down on it where like we had a I made a whole specialized intro of like the tank trends getting fucked up and like stop popping at Shoes Door and I really liked that

because I had like in that episode I had like tank noises in the background like really really low so you could kind of hear it and there's like a fire campfire and all that stuff I really love that but the second it went video the second we got video it just didn't make any sense so like I was just like ah man I'm kind of said

that that stopped because it was it was kind of fun but well shit we'll find a sponsor to build us a tank yeah to deck out your studio as like we're in set of tank. That'd be fucking cool as hell, man.

If I could afford that, I would absolutely turn this room into like the fight, like a like a, like a non-Eclidian tank. A green gross light. And they're all just like sitting around it. Like a military, like a military dark green with like those interrogator headlamps, you know?

Oh yeah. And we're just sitting at like a fucking interrogation table. Somebody out there would be willing to invest in the show and do it. I don't know them yet. Elon invest in us. I had a lot of, you know, I had a lot of, I was connected to Notch at one point. You know, Notch fucking supported my original Patreon, which is crazy.

And then he dropped off because I was, because I was too liberal or whatever. Oh, too liberal. Yeah. Yeah. But imagine, imagine we could have had Minecraft money. That's nuts. Yeah, yeah, that would be great. Sold it off and then here you.

go. Here, Chris, here's some, here's some Minecraft money, here you go. That'd been awesome. I would want to be the spotter, but I wouldn't want to wear my glasses. So I would be like, I would, so I would like squint. And I'd be like, I think like I think there's one.

You would get innocent creatures blown the fuck up. Of course. You'd get innocent minded or business creatures. It'd be like, I think that's a living thing. Boom. Yeah. But I didn't know no better though. I know no better

I just want to run everything over I'll run Yeah you'll be the driver Deviate from the path Like you just What is the quickest way to get to where we need to go So then you cut through all the buildings You just straight line

Straight line If there's a mountain We're gonna try to skier him up It's gonna go Go straight Guys the idea of the idea of being in a Fucking like I've always thought about this Like when I see like chases

and cars go inside people's houses. Like, dude, what do you do? Like, what do you do when there's a car in your living room? I thought about that a lot. What happens then? My childhood street, I thought about that a lot, because we lived on a busy street where there were accidents on the corner,

on the intersection of our street, every other fucking day. And so I was just thinking, like, yeah, the car's going to cream through our house any day now. Luckily, it didn't happen, though. The idea of a car. A full-on fucking SUV on top your sofa. Like, what do you do?

Like, what do you do? I'd be so upset. I'd start screaming and kicking shit. I'd be so mad. I always think about it from the perspective of, like, people who live in buildings, like, kind of adjacent to highways, you know? Like, where, like, if somebody, like, barrels off. Like, imagine you're on the, like...

Like, imagine you're on the seventh floor of some building, and you got, like, a seventh floor apartment. you're like, man. And then a fucking Camry falls in your living room. Like, that's nuts. It's just got to be, especially if you came home from a hard day's work, and then a fucking car just slams into your fucking living. You didn't even get a chance to relax.

You got home and the car was already there. You just like, oh. No, no, no, in the time that it took you to get from the elevator, the get from the elevator to upstairs, now there's a car in your house. It's just rough, man. I'm back. I would have just stayed where I was.

Yeah, that's, it's so disappointed to think about it. You're like, you can't relax forever now. Like, when are you going to be able to actually relax? You got to move out. You got to move out. I mean, you got to get another deposit ready.

You're like, oh, my God. Like, at that point, maybe you just, just, just end. it. You're like, I'm too tired to deal with this. You tell the person, you better start that car and drive out of my apartment right now. Right now. Back up. They're like, this is fifth floor. I don't care.

Back up. Back up right now. I'm going to shoot you. Oh, man. Right. So, how we got. Like one. It's fall to the ground right now. Yeah. We'll do two of these are, well, one of them is pretty quick. So we're going to, we'll do three more. These are one more real one and two really quick ones.

Dr. Ococknik's obscene pean machine running He says, how's it going? My three favorite distractions. My question is this. Let's say there is a new reality TV show that brings together five internet celebrities to live together in a house for 10 weeks in a similar style to Big Brother.

The twist is that while the celebrities are told that millions will be watching on a daily basis, there are no cameras and no footage whatsoever. Basically, the people will just be removed from society for almost three months just for shits and giggles to give the world some peace from me. them. Which five reprehensible bastards are you

throwing into this house so that we can live without them for a while? I want to see Destiny live with Alex Jones Um, Pokemon Pokemon. That's so wild. What did Pokemon do? No, she's not just a team star

because I feel like Pokemon would have no business there. So she would just be the most out of like, why am I here? A Pokemon. And then who else? I'm at four, right? Yeah. Who else?

No, no, okay, so I'll switch PokeyMe for Sniperwolf. Yeah. Why? You already need one more. Let's just put Scyphe Wolf. And then I'll have, um, I'll have, uh, what's her name? Gabby Hanna there as well. She's already gone.

Yeah, didn't she dead? But she's crazy. I haven't seen her in a long time. I never like, like, or, or we do the Miranda Sings lady. also someone who's gone then I think she's dead too yeah they're all dead so here okay so I got I got some right

yeah Ethan Ralph okay out of here my locale damn yeah but like the thing about that is like Ethan Ralph being gone from society would be good but then also like in that house there's going to be a lot of stories that leak out of it

afterwards so you'll still have that lore you know what I mean you still have a bunch of stories there won't be footage of it but like there will still be so Ethan Ralph, you got, get it. We got to get boogie out of here. I'm getting tired of seeing him.

I'm getting tired. It's getting sad. Like, it's just too pathetic. I can't. I just can't be fucked. I can't be fucked to see any more of this. I don't want to see another video of this man begging on his knees. You know, it's, it's, no.

That'd be good. Right. So, Keenstar, for sure. Killer. That'd be fun. Star. And I don't know, man. I'm kind of stuck.

on the other two. The other two. Definitely sniper wolf is up there for me. Get her out of it. Alex Jones, bro. Alex Jones is already gone. That's what I'm saying. Oh, he's already gone?

I haven't heard. He got to platformed like crazy. I haven't heard anything. I think he might be dating Blair White or something. I don't know. But that's it. So, but I don't know number five. I'm having a hard time thinking of number five.

I got to be honest. Dream. Oh, yeah. easily. Yeah, get him out of here. What the fuck is he doing? Do you see him at his concert where he was like... No, I can't...

I didn't see what happened. I saw that he was on the thumbnail. Oh, oh, yeah, okay. It wasn't that crazy. It was just cringe. He was just like... He was doing this thing where he was, like, sitting on the ground, and he was, like, acting, like, really coy.

Where he was, like, he was, like, talking to his fans, and he felt like... It's like... He did that on stage. Like, he was crying or something. That he was like, oh, I'm so overwork. overwhelmed by all the support it and was this like without his thing on the mask or whatever yeah it was without his mask yeah i hate everything about that dream looks like 50 different people

from like like every angle i see of dream looks like a different person i've been told that i had this quality as well where like people for like if i if people see me from the side i look different from the front like i've been told this but i don't and i never really understood that until i saw a dream where it's like you look like Rumpel, still skin, Shane Dawson, and neither of them at the same time.

You're very confusing. I definitely see the Shane Dawson were. I was like, oh, this guy smokes cock. That's all I. That's all I thought.

You see that video of him? Did you see that picture of him where it just, you see that picture of him where he looks relatively normal and then there's another picture from that exact moment from a different angle where it looks like

his head is like extruded forward and he's got like a Minecraft cube head. It's so strange. Hold on Dream I'm If I type in dream Weird head

Weird head Weird will it This is him Give somebody a blowdown I'm like what is this I remember it's the first Google choice Yeah I know I can't

You've got a channel from what I remember Okay so here it is Yeah You got it pretty quick Yeah I typed it dream weird head And it immediately came up.

So, I'm gonna post, all right, I'm gonna post a link in in Riverside. This is absolutely, like I'm not trying to body shame, right? But it's just, it's just, it's just, it's a strange image.

It's a strange image. I'm trying to hedge. I don't, I don't quite, yeah. It's wild though, isn't it? You know what I'm saying? Why does he look? It looks so strange.

He looks, his head looks like Roosevelt. He looks. He looked He doesn't even look like a real person from the side What's it like? What I'm saying? It's what I'm saying it's like that's a different

fucking person That is weird That is very fucking true though Like one like the first image Like the first image is like Hello welcome to Hello welcome to Applebee's And the other one is like

Hey you guys Hey you guys You guys It's fucking crazy It's a crazy head He's got a crazy head It is a very interesting head It's like Cuebloop's head

Do you remember meeting Were you Do you remember meeting Quibblec? Did you meet Quibblecop at Vichon? I ran into him Do you remember when we were all like laughing at his head? I don't think I was there I don't think I was there for that

Kreblecob has such a profoundly like gargantuan head It's crazy Why are you guys so mean? It's like if you put Finn Wolfhard's real head on a bobblehead. Like, it's nuts. It's fucking crazy. I don't feel bad about that because Queble Cop's been doing this weird AI shit,

and it's all very cringe. Oh, yeah? But, yeah, so whatever. That guy sucks. Oh, man. That guy sucks. I've called him Queble cunt for a long time. There you go.

But, yeah, I'll combine all my answers. You guys, that's the same shit. There you go. that's my answer all right just two more quick ones Marcus Shorten well with the holidays upon us

Can we expect any gay parody Christmas songs Of course you got one of the words of I can't say for sure But I feel like the answer is yes I feel like it's gonna be so easy to do That it's just like we should Yeah

We should probably start deciding that now And then just like record it in early December Yeah And so that we'll have something for for Christmas. Right. How they were going to do it with Jack. Well, we...

Well, we gotta figure that. Well, also, you know, the shit would... Jack's in a wild situation. So, like, you know... Right, right. The offer for that is still up, but, you know, he's obviously... He's got more important things to do

than dick around with us on a song. Absolutely. Hopefully, once all that's settled down, you know, whether that be for Christmas or sometime in the future, we can get him on to do a track and, you know, once he's all settled and all that stuff. But yeah, I think we can safely say there will be a Christmas song.

Yeah. It's been long enough now, too, that I feel like it would be like a nice little like, yeah, dude, that'd be. Oh, and for sure, I want to say this. No, I shouldn't. No, I will. I will. For sure, down with the dickness will be out very soon after this comes out. I'm just going to frown with the dick miss.

Come on. It's just a frown with my dick piss. Right. And then there's that. And then rain deep. This is the last question. Rain Deep Kang wrote in. He says,

sup gay lords, Lord of the gays. Yeah, yeah. Are we going to have any more guests on the show before the end of the year? I hope you can guys get either John Tron or Actman. It's not planned, but these things kind of tend to come together pretty quick.

So I don't know. I mean, it could be possible. I think Actman would totally be down to come on. I think, um, I haven't talked, I haven't, yeah, I haven't talked to John in a while, but I think, um, I can probably reach out, um, and, and see what he's doing. Uh, maybe. It's, like, look, look, honestly, what I'm really focused on is kind of keeping our momentum going and also just the fact that, like, look, we're, we're on a good cadence right now, uh, with the show. It's doing mega well. You guys have really turned out in, like, a, a way that, uh, is, is honestly a little shocking to see. Uh, and it's very excited. But I also want to make sure that we can adhere to the schedule that we've set up for ourselves for the remainder of the year without necessarily complicating it too much. Because next year we want to do a lot more.

There's a lot of stuff in the works we're planning on potentially doing more in-person stuff where we want to have merch for next year and definitely more guests next year. So I don't want to make any concrete promises that we will have another guest on by the end of the year because our focus is just on consistency right now. but it is possible I will say it's possible that we will at least have one guest I think that's good I like the idea of having one guest that would be involved in the game of the year discussion oh yeah yeah oh totally

get Actman on that man yeah I'll hit him up cool I'll hit my opinion and I'll be like it's wrong it's wrong the game of the year obviously Sly Cooper 3 it's obviously modern warfare 3 shut up It's obviously Darren Aronofsky's The Whale on VHS. Yeah, that's... You know?

That would be a dope-ass game, though. That would not be a dope game at all, dude. It's just death stranding, but the whole game is just one apartment, and it's really hard to move through it. Dude, that movie's so sad. Like, I watched that movie, and I was like, yo... I watched that movie. I laughed a lot.

You laughed a lot? I watched that movie on a... Can I say something? I watched that. My friends took me to that movie for my birthday. For my 29th birthday They were like, come, let's go watch the whale And then let's go to a bar afterwards

It was funny It was hilarious I'm glad I It was a good idea Because just the story of that Well, your birthday's near mixed So it was mixed me We were like, it was mixed

They was doing the bar for Mick Hey man It should be calling Irish people That's kind of fucked up Yeah There's nothing funny about that movie The movie is depressing bro It's

Well the end exact, the very end of that movie is hilarious. The end of the movie, I fucking audibly laughed out loud. The last five seconds of Darren Aronovsky's The Whale on VHS is hysterical. It never came on a VHS, Christop. On VHS. Dude, you know, I saw somebody print. I saw somebody printed the whale on a UMD disc so they could watch it on their PSP,

which is fucking crazy. That is, going out of your way to do that, it's funny. way to watch the whale on PSP is so I can't think of a more out of out of pocket or out of the element way to watch something. So silly.

That is true being out of touch. That's being out of touch right there. It's like watching Oppenheimer on Twitter or like Shrek in like a Holocaust museum. Like it's so wrong. That's great. I don't know. Anyway. But yeah. I think

Hey now. I think. Hey now. How do you say hey now in German? Yeah, yeah. I'll look it out. I don't know. I don't know any German at all. I don't know any German at all.

All I know is any of the German that I know from Iqville by Ramstein. And that's it. Yeah. I know a few phrases. Hello, Jit. So you've got to say, hello? Hello, yet. Alo Yitz.

Hello, yes. Whatever. Hello yet. You're a rock star. It's a game. Yeah, the rest of it is in English. Hello, Yitz. Just confuse the fuck for no reason.

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The idea is like Wow who painted this I really hope they went to art school And it's like What the fuck Honestly there's so many There's so many Arguments about like

Whether or not you go back in time To kill baby Hitler It's like why not just go back in time And convince the art people to just let him in. It's just like you avoid the Holocaust and you don't kill a baby. Yeah. Nah, you got to kill Hitler.

A lot of people have bloodlust, though. That's why they're just like, they always think about that. Kill baby Hitler. You know what's crazy? What if you kill a Hitler and there's someone way worse? I feel like that's how it would work. I feel like that's how the butterfly effect works. Yeah, you know what it would be?

I know exactly what it would be. You would go and go back and go. You would go back in time to kill baby Hitler. He's in the nursery being, I don't know, nursed. And you come in and you spike him into the ground. And then you'll run away into a portal. And then Hitler's dad will run in. And he'll be like, what the fuck?

What happened or whatever? And then some other guy will yell at you before you disappear into the portal. He goes, Jew there, Jew there. And then you'll disappear. And all he'll hear is Jew. Jew there. And then he's, and now he's mega Hitler because he's an adult

at that point. So like he's like fucking like he's hell bent on like stopping the Jews because they killed his little baby boy. He's a little loving Hitler. Is this fucking Terminator? Is this?

Yeah, yeah. It just starts the cyclone. It's the reason. The idea of like, I like it. Like not saying that this would happen, but let's say you kill Hitler.

And then all of those people lived, and amongst them, there's like one or two really evil motherfuckers that didn't get wiped out. Or they give birth to him a really evil dude. And he does something else. That's the gamble. That's the gamble of everything. He almost gets out of all the like, I don't know the blacks. That's crazy. But most of them will be like, I'm fine with that.

All right. Let's get to the credits. I'm hungry. I'm really, I've been recording for five straight hours. Yeah, it's kind of crazy. Hey now. Hey now. Hey now.

Hey now. Hey now. Hey now. Hey now. I think that exists. Hey, no. I'm sure that exists. That's what's fucked up.

If you search that, it probably you'll find it. If it doesn't exist, I'd be really upset. He's dead. Oh, yeah. That's right. We can't even ask him to do it anymore. Hey now. Until he died.

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Yes, absolutely. Oh, God. It's so fucking crazy. The first and last time I have heard anybody discuss besides us, you who in any circumstance. I know. I always love the idea. It's like, I think we talked about it on the show before, but like the idea of this you who's COC seeing that being like,

oh, you've got to be kidding. What are you doing to be God? We've had no press whatsoever for years. No negative, no positive, no nothing. No one shouted us out. Even Starfield got David Harbor to say something nice about it. But we're stuck. And we just got nothing.

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we can find we should invest in you we should all we should all invest in you who and then just trash the brand we just

just ruin it that's not how you do good business What do you mean? No, it is. There's no such thing It's bad publicity. That's really not true.

I will be down if you invest in Youhoo. How much are we putting down? Let's see how much the stocks are if there's any. Stop. Yeah, look at the stock. Guys, I don't want to buy you-hoo. Let's buy You-hoo. I think there's on a resurgence.

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you. First of all, it immediately wants to correct it to Yahoo. Because it's just like, no, you clearly must mean Yahoo or something. You want money, don't you?

Why would you not go here? You're not. Let me see if I could. All right. So let me see if I can get some youhoo. That is crazy, by the way, that they would be like,

you who? You mean Yahoo? And no one's thought of Yahoo in fucking forever. Yeah, that's true. Okay. Okay. What was I saying? Yeah, UHU stock has gone down exceedingly.

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