The Snark Tank - #19: Weekend at Kim Jong's

Episode Date: April 30, 2020

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something that I can't keep track of this shit anymore. And I edit these things. I'm... It's like 15, I think, 15 or 16. No, no. Isn't it higher than that? Maybe even 17. I don't know.

You don't know either. Why do you interrupt me with shit? I don't know. I was just trying to help. Nice. It's 18. It's 18. 18.

Wait, it might be 19, actually. This is my podcast. This is the podcast. podcast that we all work on. We don't know the fucking number. It gets easy to lose track of that shit. It's 19. I promise you it's 19. Yeah, you're probably right.

I'm check right now. Don't chat. It doesn't matter. Welcome to the show. I'm Chris Reagan. Obviously, we're here with some black guy, Derek, and Kingston, Tom Sweeney. And we're here. Okay, my name is Tom Sweeney.

Don't say Kingston, all right? It's too late. I let them know who I really am. But you've let the cat out of the bag on that your own. No, it was Gabby first, but it's whatever. It's already happened. Well, whatever. We've got a lot to go through today.

Because there is a genuinely, like, there's genuinely, like, a lot of news. Yeah. A ridiculous. Like, if an angel crashed through the atmosphere and landed in the Pacific and the news said waves are incoming, like that would pale into the comparison to the news that we have. I don't think it would. think it would but I would I'm okay you don't think so you don't you do you think people would react if an

if an angel if an angel if an angel crashed in the Pacific that means that the way that most of my friends think including me would be fundamentally changed you got to think of it you got to think about this really like you you turn on Foxx me no hold on hold on Fox News Shepard Smith is there and he's saying okay breaking breaking news Angel crashes through ozone layer lands in Pacific waves incoming I feel like crashes

How giant is this angel by the way? It's big enough for everybody to know it's an angel Like globally Like on a global scale Everyone can agree That that's an angel

Well everybody who's like In the vicinity of it And who can see it Like understands what it is Because they can make out Even from far away that it's an angel It's not like a plane It's pretty big

big. It's pretty big. I think it's fair to say it's like about the size of like a building. Yeah. Like a good like a good sized Manhattan skyscraper. That's huge. That's huge, Chris. Chris, I don't think you understand how big that is. Oh, I understand how big that is. That's not big. That's huge. That's a

huge structure falling from the fucking sky. It would have to be big though for you, for like most people to create the waves. To create the waves and also for most people to understand what it is from far away. You're very right about. that anyway it looks like a traditional angel that doesn't look like fucking big chungis or some bullshit no no i want i want i like it to have like um i want to have really fat nice tits you know that's all i want on an angel that's it like i don't even care if it's a male angel it's almost got some nice fat tits on it so at least i get to see something you know that's it i don't know

we got here already. I don't know. But, but, uh, so, what is it? There's so much to talk about, but I wanted to,

I wanted to bring up this one story that I thought was kind of amusing. Do you guys know the Land of Lakes brand of butter? Yeah, they've got like, classic. Yeah, they've got like, uh, their logo is like a little,

little Native American lady or a Native American guy with, with, uh, with, um, some butter in front of like this beautiful woodland Vista. But?

No, no, no. What? What? I think it said it has some butt and I was like, oh. I hate, I hate everything about you. The, the, the, they're apparently, they're updating the logo to get rid of the Native American.

Oh, no. Which is, which, hold on, which I just want to, I don't even have a problem with this because it's so cosmically hilarious. Because you have a brand. of butter, this company that is removing the Native American from the lands and the lakes.

That's pretty good. They didn't think about this at all. Like they, why did you? You're damned if you do, dand if you don't, bro. That's like one of those moments where you just, you're just trapped. Yeah, that's like so poetic. They're just trying to be historically accurate. They're just like, we're taking you guys from where you guys are at. I'm sorry.

They're going to put, they're going to replace it with smallpox. It's going to just like a, bunch of dots all over it and I think will be good. So that's like recent. That's like, this isn't something that's like 2016 or something. No, this is like super recent. I just feel like most of that

shit, that virtue signaling stuff, people kind of, kind of, more or less done with it. So it's like, why now? Like that snowflake shit, that comic thing. It reminds me of that. Oh, we tell about the Marvel thing? Yeah, yeah, the snowflake and safe space.

God, fuck me, dude. that they're doing, it seems very outdated. Like, they're not going to get a wave of support by doing shit like this. That's so ridiculous. So, uh, we've got a couple stories today. We've got Alinity

being banned. Honestly, no, hold on. We should, we should really talk about Kim Jong-un being fucking, you know, Kim Jong-un, vanquished. I mean, vanquished. Enemy vanquished.

It's kind of hard to tell what real news is when it's coming out of North Because they're so tight-lipped and we really don't have as much intelligence on that country as we think we do. But it's hard for it's hard for me to believe that this isn't true because I feel like they would have said something about it by now. Sure. If it was, if it was like a hoax or if it was like completely false information. I agree. This is super fucking wild.

If this is real, then it's, I don't know what happens to North Korea now because like who succeeds in. Well, his sister who looks menacing. She looks like a threat, bro. She looks like a threat. I saw somebody tweet out that, yeah, she looks like Martin Screlly, and she totally does. She looks like, I saw that, I saw that. You know what she looks like? She looks like she just, she likes twisting boners.

This is the kind of girl just likes twisting guy's dicks. Let's an asshole. It's a mean person. He's almost to hurt people. That's it. She's not there for anything else. She has the same demeanor. I can't remember this woman's name.

name, but she was called the, um, uh, I don't know if it was the, the bitch of Belfast or the, I forget, I'm probably thinking of something wrong, but she was the bitch of something. And she was around with, uh, with Dr. Death, uh, Dr. Mangula when he was doing all those horrible experiments. And she was like really participating and getting off on all that stuff and roping the people in to like, hey, I'm going to flirt with you, but if you get a boner, you're going to get tortured or something. So then she's like, fucking with young. Yeah, she's like, crazy man and she has that type of demeanor where she probably does some sick twisted shit and i i feel like having the the pudgy dictator the buttery fucking dude that's riding

horses and shit would have been much better than say if things picket passed down to her it just seems like she wouldn't fuck around if if trump was talking shit you know what i mean look all i got to say is this all right all right now everybody's gonna get mad when i say it but uh oh oh there's a real elephant in this room all right she is a girl

do you think that they would have a problem with that and girls are notoriously icky do you think do you think that like North Korea like I don't actually have a good idea of like what North Korea as a like sex is it yeah like I don't know man I wonder how they would react to that

if at all or if they could even react to that at all because they're all Isn't it just like a country full of slaves, basically? I don't know exactly, but that doesn't sound like you'd be far-fetched at all. Yeah, and I got to say, because I first saw the news from TMZ, and as much as TMZ is just a bunch of garbage, they always break the deaths accurately before anybody else. And I'm always weirded out about that. The people that have the scoop on people's death, do they contact TMZ first?

and then get like maybe six figures for it or something like that because why do they have this scoop? Why would TMZ have the scoop on North Korea's business? TeamZ is not like reparable. You don't want to go to TMZ for like to break something really serious, you know? Yeah, but they do like say I learned about Michael Jackson before anybody else. They had it like an hour or something or a half hour before anybody else talked about it. And then people are like, oh, wait, no, this actually happened.

Whitney Houston, Kobe Bryant. I mean, you can keep going. all these huge profile deaths, they jump on at first. And I'm like, how is this happening? How do they have, how do they do this? So I kind of feel like, if they're saying that he's reportedly dead, he's probably dead. And I imagine the doctor, the Japanese doctor, fucking called TMZ and was like, hey, man,

I killed this nigga. How much, how much for the scoop, you know? It's so, it is just crazy to me that they're the ones with the, with, with, with ties, like, how do you, as TMZ, the outlet that, like, harasses weird Al Yankovic at the airport? Like, how do you have access to world knowledge like that? Like, it's just insane that there's even, like, that there is even an informant in North Korea that could even understand what TMZ is. It's, I don't know, it's just so incomprehensible to me.

It's silly Do you think they're gonna Do you think they're gonna weekend at Bernie This guy? That's fucking nutty That's some nut shit I would love that shit I would love it if they did

Because they can't They can't admit that he's dead Because the whole His whole entire thing has been like He's like some god king emperor Oh that's right That's right So like

I don't know Maybe they'll find some peasant That looks like really really like close to him And then just parade him around Just to send him up into being a fucking god of a country. That'd be fucking wild. That's a fucking, that's a glow up right there. That sounds plausible.

That's a glow up right there. That's like fucking like all of those movies when the girls just like instantly get their lives changed when they find some sort of slipper shit. That's like that for some dude that just became the dictator of fucking North Korea. No, no, no, no. He didn't become the dictator. He just like he's, he, I'm pretty sure like his right hand hand men are probably like running shit right now. And they just, but they just, but to keep the illusion of power, they need to, uh, they need to pretend that Kim Jong-un isn't fucking Kim Jong-un responsive. Or they got to, they got to grab.

That's so fucking raunchy. That's good shit. I can't take credit for it. I definitely heard it before. I'm pretty sure what happened is they're going to be like Kim Jong-un died in an intense battle with the sun. Like a really, really fucking, like, fucking Naruto-esque. battle with the sun and he dies. And I'm like, no, the dark, no, the darkness came to steal the sun.

And then Kim Jong-un sacrificed his light. Kim Jong-un sacrificed his light to become one with the sun. And then they're going to like turn the, uh, they're going to turn the dimness on their sky up. And be like, look at how much brighter the sun is now that our God king is part of it. Could you imagine they were affecting how much sunlight got into that place? I've read stories about how they have like just fake storefronts for, for like tourists and like, you know, traveling. you know, people coming in, or high-profile people coming in from outside of the country.

Yeah. Just to make it seem like a functioning country. Yeah. Did you see that one picture that was tweeted out by somebody that was kind of defending North Korea during the pandemic? Like when things were just getting shut down, there was this nice picture of this woman dressed in a nice, like, blue type of, like, maybe like a Navy blue suit. And it's in a store that's fully stocked in North Korea.

It's like, oh, yeah, this shit's popping over here. It was really like propaganda 101. I don't think anyone bought it. That's what I don't understand. I'm like, who's buying this shit? This is real. This world is so fucking confusing, man. Like, shit that goes on sometimes is like, this can't be real, right?

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that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger

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Hey, but let me tell you the real scenario what's going to happen with Ken John Oom, right? So I think he did die. And I think you're on to something with saying he's going to get a replacement. So what they're going to do is they're going to find a peasant that looks like him, cut his hair just the same way. And what's going to happen is the peasant's going to, to see this opportunity that I know I'm supposed to just be a puppet, but I have the opportunity to usurp the throne. And so what's going to happen, he's going to rally a bunch of peasants

and say, we need to do something to where like all the people, all the handlers and stuff, they kind of get like dethroned, right? But the daughter, I mean, the sister, she's on to this, right? So then she starts rallying other peasants that say, no, he really is dead. I'm the true leader so we need to have a civil war and it's going to be the fake John Oom versus the sister and it's just going to be all out fucking war. It's going to be, it's going to be

beautiful and mark my words. If this doesn't happen I will I'll just not talk about anymore. That's a great threat. I'll just not talk about this anymore. Derek if you're right I would actually lose my mind.

If you're right, I would dye my hair hot pink. That's a genuinely cool narrative It would be wild I would read that book I would watch that if somebody Fucking made as a short film I'd watch a fucking series about it actually

Like the fucking fellowship Like I'd be really involved You'd be good on Amazon Prime You see a man on a high castle You said shit Like it would be a great Amazon Prime thing I fucking Go call Jeff Bezos right now

Get to die in Kim Johnlin So we can have this I'm definitely I would definitely play that David Cage game I think I think I don't know, man. This is just fucking insane.

I felt like that was like the most technically important story that happened. Because everything else is just sort of, you know, dumb shit. Silly bullshit. Yeah, just silly nonsense. But over on the live streaming section of the internet, Alinity, who is a Twitch streamer who is kind of notorious for just being the absolute worst. Yeah. Recently, she didn't get banned, right?

She didn't get suspended? Okay, so I'm hearing conflicted things because at first she said she was going to ban herself and obviously suspend herself for a few days. But then somebody was telling me that no, Twitch actually did do it. Really? They went to her channel and she is suspended. But not banned because there's, you know, there's a difference. Like there's permabanding and then there's suspensions that can go from like three days, seven days, whatever. Let's, how about we, you start with what's why people are so angry is because from the very beginning, she kept violating Twitch's rules, their community guidelines, and she, nothing would happen to her and everyone was frustrated. And this was like the nail in the coffin, right?

Yeah, she bragged. I recall her bragging about how many connections she has to Twitch and how like, oh, yeah, they would never, I think this was her, where she was like, they would never suspend me or something like that. And I remember being like, wow, that's fucking really annoying. Because she's the one who spat vodka in her cat's mouth, right? Oh, yep. That's so awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So, wait, let's go back. So the first thing that got her the notoriety was PewDie Pye was covering her. And I think he used the term etha or something. I can't remember. Or he was covering something that was related to her or somebody she knew. Just talking about the community. I'm pretty sure he used ethot or something derogatory. Whatever. It wasn't a big deal, but she was mad to the point where she was asking somebody, like, can we copy strike PewDie Pie for, you know, just basically being rude.

She was trying to DMCA PewDie Pie just because she didn't like what he said, which everybody was like, what the fuck is this, you know? And then, and then people saw the cat stuff. She spit vodka in the cat's mouth, which obviously alcohol is very poisonous to. Everything. Cats and a lot of animals, really. Even us, actually, literally. It really is, right? And then there's a footage of her yeeding her cat, like just tossing it over her head,

which is definitely a bannable offense and just, you know, animal cruelty in any sense. Like a lot of people have been screwed for plenty of things that she's already done. And then this last thing was she was trying to stuff a pillow under her shirt to make it look like she was pregnant and she accidentally flashed a titty. Just one quick little flash, one little titty.

And, but that's all it takes, though. So plenty of people have been banned for, you know, nips, lips or, like, a dude even got, like, suspended for, like, a guy. Like, he was just showing his mobs, you know, and he got, he got taken down. Yeah. So people were frustrated. That's insane, dude. Yeah. I'm going to be real, all right with you guys?

I'm going real. As soon as I started streaming, things started going crazy. All I'm saying is that I think I'm discord and con it, honestly. I think it's me. I can get behind that. Because, you know, as soon as I got on that fucking app, shit started going crazy, you know. I'm not saying I'm the most powerful creature on a planet.

I'm just saying that I might be the most powerful creature. I've never seen somebody respond to something with so little relevance to what was previously said. I'm just saying. I'm probably a God. My influence, my influence on the Twitch world, though it may be minute now,

is affecting all of it. And I swear to you. I don't. What is wrong with it? By the end of this, my name will be known, enchanted in fear. Fear. Because the power in which I hold to destroy that which is already built is hitherto unheard of. Are you okay?

What is, did you like take something? I don't think, as far as I'm aware, I don't think there's any cocaine in this house. That's not cocaine. It's vigor. It's raw vigor, Chris. Yeah, that's what cocaine is. I'm pretty sure. Did I ever tell you the time I walked through a cloud of cocaine?

Oh, no, never. Where were you? Let's not talk about this on our podcast. No, no, it's fine. It's fine. I wasn't doing it. It wasn't me. It wasn't me.

I was at a party at, this is real. I was at a bar with, like, this girl and some of our friends. And we were just, we were partying. And it was like, hey, everybody was like, hey, we're going to go over to this house party. to come and I was like yeah sure and we drove into the hills and we ended up at apparently what was what I later learned was like Taylor Swift's house or Taylor Swift's brother's house something something Taylor Swift she was all over the house and like pictures and shit and I was like what the fuck am I doing here and like I was like kind of getting ready to leave because I felt like massively

uncomfortable and I walked into the bathroom and there was just a bunch of people doing cocaine and then they turned when I walked in and one guy tripped and like I don't know what the hell like slid across the table and like blew like a cloud of cocaine in my face as I was walking through it and I was just like okay I guess this is what's happening because I wasn't sure if I had

I wasn't sure if I had done it by accident or not or if I was just like heightened by the anxiety of like seeing this maybe a little both maybe got a little bit a little bit of a very safe combination of the two I had a feeling it had to be it has to be somewhere in the hills somewhere in Cali because

everybody in the industry does blow It's, it's, it's astonishing how many people that I know that were, went from never doing anything like that and then getting into, say, let's just say the film or music industry and they're like, oh yeah, I party. You know, every once in a while. I'm just like, that's so casual. I know so many functioning people that regularly do cocaine. Yeah, it's insane. Like, very functioning people.

It's insane how much, it's so much more common than I thought. It ever could be. Like, because you see it in movies, and it's always, even in, like, film, it's always treated as, like, this really, like, taboo. Like, whoa, was that cocaine? Yeah, it's, like, an unheard of thing or, like, something that's, like, meant to be, like, foreboding and imposing. But, like, it's just fucking everywhere. To the point where I, to the point where me, I technically accidentally did it. Like, how the fuck does that?

How do you accidentally make somebody else do cocaine? That's so fuck. I like that. I accidentally did Coke. I hate that. I hate it so much. I was doing so fine. I was like,

I avoided it for so long. And then some fucking dip shit. I've never used Coke ever in my life. And I'm really proud of myself because like I've been offered so many times. A good 70% of the parties that I've been to out here. Like it's definitely been in the vicinity. Dude, I was, okay. I used to work for this, this, what do you call it?

This RV dealership. And I was doing like the accounting. I was running the accounting. I went on break to this Greek place next door just to get some fries. And when I came back, a handful of the employees were chilling in my office doing lines of coke on my desk. And I was so mad that I'm like, you couldn't, you, there's RVs all over the lot. They could have picked one RV to just go in there and fucking do whatever they needed to do. But for some reason, they were just like, oh, we're all here.

Let's just use Derek's office. and one of them left a bendal, like of just the residue on my desk. And I was just like, I can't believe the place that I worked is, it was the most illegitimate place I've ever fucking, like my, my coworker that got me the job, he left weed in the kitchen one time, just just on the fucking, you know, by the microwave, you just actually, oh, I forgot. Oh, yeah, there's just weed there. My supervisor gave me a weed jolly rancher.

And I'm thinking it's a Jolly Rancher Oh yeah Did I talk about this? Yeah, you didn't talk about this one Okay, yeah, just like that shit Like this type of stuff that went down at that place To the point where there could be fucking just people doing Blow in your office like it's no big deal

Is the open my eyes to how fucking I guess how pure I am technically Yeah Or I thought I did some shit back in the day and had some fun But like no, no Yeah, I ain't shit man I thought I thought I was a wild kid And I hear like I thought

I thought me being drunk in high school all the time smoking me was bad and then I know kids I were like oh yeah I was definitely fucking girls on the bathroom in high school and it's like what? Like what were you doing? Yeah I was definitely like eighth grade like you know sucking dick you know I'm just like what what is?

That's wild. That's insane. This world is fucking the world is slowly crumbling like actually like society is gonna fail we're gonna break we're gonna lose our shit and turn back into animals. I know it. I feel like I was never in like really all that.

Why? I felt crazy because like when I was in like eighth grade or something, I would be a very subtle terrorist to everybody around me. You weren't doing crazy stuff. You were doing evil shit. You're evil. You're evil. You're not crazy. You know, Chris, I have a friend that he told me, he admitted that if he had never found music, he would outright be a serial murderer.

and I feel like you two have some common, some common, like, ground. Threads. There's some similar threads. Yeah. If you didn't find entertainment, you would have been the, you know, I was looking at a picture of you

on the Instagram story. And I thought, and I thought, I generally thought this, and I was going to send it to you, and I was like, ah, whatever. I was like, if this, the way that you were just looking in this quarantine, I was like, you know,

if this motherfucker just got rid of his glasses, you would really, match Richard Ramirez's energy. Like, I was, I was really getting some Richard Ramirez's vibes. It was pretty, it was pretty. It was, I saw it and I was like, I'm going to put this side by side. And then I kind of was like, ah, whatever. Oh my God.

The quarantine is definitely fucking with me, for sure. Quarantine's broken me, dog. My brain is shattered. The shit I'm saying, the shit I'm saying out loud is insane. It's going to be hard to reintegrate back into society, I feel like, because it's just like, I've just been surrounded by a no-filter zone for a very, very long time. This is Sarah Spain from Good Game with Sarah Spain, brought to you in part by Vital Farms. Let's talk eggs. Vital Farms pasture-raised eggs, to be exact. My favorites, the only kind I've

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So next time you're in the store, look for the black carton in the egg aisle and visit VitalFarms.com learn more. Vital farms. Good eggs. No shortcuts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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Like, how long has it been? I think it's like a month and a week, right? A little bit over a more. I feel like it's been longer than that. I don't know. It feels like it's been fucking longer, but like it feels like it's been an eternity. Like this,

this month has been the longest fucking year of my life. This month could easily have been 30 days or one long day. Like everything is fucked to me, dude. I wake up and I don't know when is anything. I think tomorrow's my brain. birthday. Like, I don't even know, I don't even know what's going on anymore. Like, the world's just incorrect. I think, let me check. I think tomorrow actually is the day I was born. What we need is an angel to crash through the ozone and create waves. So that we could all

unite and we could all feel comfortable going outside because, like, clearly, like a virus compares pretty poorly to the immediate threat of, you know. What if the virus killed an angel, though, then that's bad. That's really bad. No, the virus isn't going to kill like a 117 story tall angel. What if it does? Then that means we're in real big trouble. If it killed someone in the upstairs place. Well.

Because like, we ain't shit compared to one of those things, apparently, based on the manga. I mean, based on the book. The manga? The Bible? Is there a Bible manga? There should be. Probably. Probably, dude.

It's a pretty good manga, honestly. A little slowing parts, but whatever. So the next current events thing that we've got, Jeff Goldblum, National Treasure, Jurassic Park star. He's on, he's just a strange human being in general, but like he's, I think everybody knows who he is. Most famous from his movie The Fly. Yeah, like, I don't think, if you don't know who Jeff Goldblum is, then I don't even know what you're doing on the internet, to be honest. Like, I just don't even know how you, how you're functioning. But he was on Rupal's Drag Race.

either this week or last week or something. The episode aired super recently. And he was, I guess, a judge or somebody who was, I guess, supposed to be like appraising that. I don't know what the fuck the drag show is in that content. I don't know what RuPaul's drag race is. I haven't seen that show since, like, 2011, and I was forced to watch it. Oh, okay.

But apparently there was a contestant on there who was doing a show where they used a hijab in the in the performance and jeff goldblum had the audacity to ask the question you know oh isn't that isn't your isn't this religion very very anti-gay and very very homophobic and it's kind of interesting and he even said he was just like asking a question and everybody's just trying to cancel him for being, I don't know, islamophobic or something. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

That hurts my brain. Yeah. Those are jumps. It's really, it really bothers me just how specific the protection is. Because, like, religion in general, like, I don't think anybody would argue that religion is particularly accepting of gay people, like, specifically the three big ones. Yeah. Like, they're not, they don't have a great history of being, you know.

thing to homosexuals. They're not accepting at all. They're the antithesis of acceptance. I'm pretty sure it's canon that they're not accepting actually. I'm pretty sure it says, I'm pretty sure in the Bible it says, I'm pretty sure, and I quote, if man to another man is an abomination, I'm pretty sure that's in the Bible actually, because I read the book. It just bothers the hell out of me because it's like, I don't know why, I don't know why people

who are concerned with wokeness would defend. such an obviously bigoted religion like it's weird it's like they conflate um the religion with the people who follow it that's like that's what it's like

oh you you must like really disapprove of Muslims because they're criticizing Islam and it's like no I think Christianity is super stupid and I have plenty of family members who are Christian who aren't like terrible people I just think they believe a really stupid thing and that's totally like

for me to for me to go and say like oh i think is a bad religion that is very very harmful and to come away with that assumption come to come away from that statement with the assumption that i'm saying every single muslim is a bad person is just insane and i feel like that's kind of the conflation that's made in these cases like because that's the only way that i could that's the only that's the only that's the only way that i can twist my brain into defending it yeah look i feel like i i feel like i i feel like i figured out what's going on and a lot of times people don't mention it is so you're definitely right about that because

people can't separate Islam from Arabs and that's the thing is that not all Arabs are Islamic you know like there there are people that follow the Islamic faith all over the world yeah there are Christians where let's say Indonesia let's say Southeast Asia has more this is Sarah Spain from good game with Sarah Spain brought to you in part by Vital Farms. Let's talk eggs. Vital Farm's pasture-raised eggs, to be exact. My favorites, the only kind I've got in my fridge. No joke. And here's why. These aren't your average eggs. The hens live on open pastures with fresh air and

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently.

It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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If we want to be real about that. And the thing is, and one of the reason why there's so much, like say, they say Islamophobia or whatever, even though it's to be more controversial, there's a lot more people that have problems with people in the Middle East because of what happens, because of the blowback from being in the Middle East and all the military industrial complex, all the stuff that's been going on over there. People are actually mad at the area, but they're just thinking it's just strictly Islam. Even though there is parts of Islam that's making it more of, we need to do this. You guys are messing up our sacred places. We need to do this holy war thing. So it turns to a really big mess. So people like progressive ideologues, what they try to do,

and they have the cognitive dissidents to where they want to, they don't like religion, they don't like how oppressive it is and how sexist it is and all that stuff. However, they want to protect Arabs because there's so much hatred on them. And they're just conflating the two. It becomes a big mess. They're not separating them. They're not separating the two different things.

things. They're definitely not. And just so like Jeff Goldblum asked that question, right? And he's completely correct with how insane, to the point where they're the only religion, the major religion now that still kills gays. You're gay. You're going to be thrown off a building. Or if there's no building available right there, that's going to stone you to death. If there's no building available this Tuesday, we're going to throw rocks at you until you fucking die. Which is imagine being pummeled by rocks to death. That's like the worst. because you might not be hit in the head enough to die right away. You know what I mean?

Yeah, that's a terrible way to go. Yeah, and I think it's, yeah, it's, it's, I just, I just can't, as, as somebody who actually does lean heavily left, I just, I can't, I can't, I cannot find it in myself to defend that religion. Like it just, it is so antithetical to everything that I think is valuable, that I just, I can't even. I, dang, I agree. As an ex-religious human being, I agree. I can't, I can't defend that stuff. I just can't because it's super, it's super anti-human, this is this human nature to be a different way sometimes, you know? And to defend that, first of all, Jeff Goldblum had no bad intentions.

he was asking a question. When you can no longer ask questions about things you are confused about, then there's no point of anything existing anymore. Yeah. He was simply asking a question. Like you can't fault him for that. He asked a question. And they could have explained the context of the question. And he could have been like, all right, cool.

Because I'm sure he wouldn't have responded ignorantly. Dude, he was, he was so respectful about it, too. He was like, I don't know, I'm just thinking out, I'm just thinking out loud. Maybe I'm being stupid. Like, he was saying all this shit. And he was like, and Jeff Goldman was like, probably one of the next. nicest people I've ever seen. Like he just,

he like seems like a really just chill dude. He's a really great dude. He's fucking, he's an alien mentally. Like, he's definitely from like the outer realm. He's definitely like one of Cthulhu's kids that crashed here and like decided not be a bad person. Be like a good guy and help us out.

But like he's not a bad person. He's asking a question, dude. Like I hate, I hate the idea of that where like when you can't question things, you can't just simply wonder why this is which and why somebody does something. And you immediately get tried to, people try to destroy you. Well, because then you can't even grow.

You can't even learn. At a certain point, like, if you want people to be better, but you're not going to give people that opportunity, then why even bother with that task in the first place? Honestly. Like, it's just like, I want to feel better than other people, and I want to keep my group the exact size that it is. So anytime somebody asks a question, and I could. give them an answer that pertains to my personal experience and maybe expand their

base of knowledge, I'm not going to take that opportunity because I'd rather just feel superior to them for having that information in the first place. And it's just fucking beyond irritating, especially when it happens to such like a, to somebody like Jeff Goldman for such an innocuous thing. It's so strange. Absolutely. It is. And it's people wanting to protect people that have obvious cognitive dissonance.

They want to protect those people. It's like it's almost like your ego getting challenged. And that's what usually happens when you follow certain ideals. And when you know that there's conflicting ideals or conflicting things going on, that you immediately want to just, you know, lash out. And other people that probably thought it was, oh, this is so wonderful seeing a trans person or a person in drag wearing a hijab where it's, you know, to me, I have this picture of MS paint of my friends all hanging out, and then we made all the guys

KKK members. We drew them as like, you know, with MS paint, but then one of them we drew them black and they're just hanging out. It's like one of those things where it just doesn't go together. You know, it's like an obvious, it's a glaring thing and it would be straight. Yeah, you'll notice it. Yeah, you're like, is that something that should be happening, you know? It's just, it's the obvious thing that should come up in it.

I feel like, say it should be mainstream to be able to talk. talk about it. Be like, hey man, maybe we shouldn't like pretend like this shit's all cool because that's the problem. Yeah, people over there that, they would hate everything you're doing right now,

that you're on stage wearing, like dressing in drag. They would want to kill you. You know, like maybe we, maybe we can be mainstreaming about that shit. Yeah. And I want to,

I want to make it clear too. Like if you're a member of the Muslim faith listening to this podcast, I don't have a problem with you. I don't think anybody here does have a problem with you. Not a bit. Like I said Like my family is Hilariously Christian

I despise I despise that religion Also Yeah But like it doesn't make you a bad person I was raised 7 Day Adventist I was raised very Christian I was baptized

The whole fucking nine yards And I have Same not a modicum of hate for anyone Of any religion honestly I was yeah I was raised Catholic It was fucking crazy Insane Yeah

See because we also understand that We understand what happens because people, what they do when they discover a religion or whatever, they cherry pick the good parts. And I don't really have a problem with people following faiths and trying to use it as guidelines for their lives. And it makes them better people at some points. One time when I was working at Walmart, I had, I guess I got into a brief conversation with a customer. I was a clerk in the garden area. And I was ringing her up and I guess I mentioned something about just being broke. I don't even remember.

She came back like 15 minutes later and just gave me a $20 like fucking gift card or whatever. Just like take care of yourself. God bless you and all this stuff. And I wasn't, I literally wasn't thinking. There was no part of me that was trying to beg for money or ask like I had, I was just kind of like just chopping it up, I guess. And that is such a nice thing. And I know she got that from her Christian values. Like I have no problem with that.

That's good shit. But I also recognize that there's some people, there's some backwards-ass people that take things a little bit too seriously. Yeah, absolutely. And, like, well, says here in the Bible, like that book, that chick that was going to vote for Buttigieg. And then she found out he was gay, that he's gay. I don't know if you remember that. And then she was like, oh, shit, I didn't know he was gay. Like, can I, like, not vote for him?

Like, even though she already voted for him? That's like, br-brough. How do you not know that also? That just shows you how fucking backwards some people are, dude. How do you not know the people? That's like his... His only thing. It's a stick.

That was his only thing was that he was the gay Obama. Hey, I suck dick. Vote for me. I suck big vote for me. God damn it. I'm Obama, but white and gay. I would vote for him if he said that, though. If he, absolutely, he had my vote.

If he just came out and said, he just did a whole fucking Obama impression. If Donald Trump just said nigger one day, I'd vote for him forever. I'd be, I'd be completely honest. If he was just like He was like Listen here, right Listen here Look my nigga be quiet

Alright Listen here alright I'm very rich Alright And you niggas can be rich too All of you niggas could be really rich If you just got off your fucking asses All right

That's all I gotta say Why is he Why is he quitting Tarantino I don't know I can't do his voice man I can't do the trouble All right alright alright calm down Come down

Come down You gonna inject that Lysol nigger You'll be feeling good I promise you Maybe somewhere in the skin, you know? Hold on it. Shut up. Shut up.

We can't do this. Dude, the Lysol shit is wild. That's insane. The Lysol shit. Like, so what did he say? He said, he was like asking like if it was reasonable to look into injecting detergent, right? Or like, or disinfectant or something? Yeah, like, yeah, disinfectant, like, like things that would be found in, like, Lysol and products like that.

I thought, okay, so this is what I heard about that And then I was like, okay, that just sounds hilarious. It sounds kind of fake. And then I heard some people saying, oh, he said he was being sarcastic. But then I saw the footage. They didn't seem like there was any sarcasm at all. He was like looking to the side. He's definitely not being sarcastic.

He was inquiring. Also, he was legitimately inquiring. At a time like that, during a time like this, as the president, you shouldn't be being sarcastic about that. That's totally it's really not the time for jokes anymore. I don't know why he would be sarcastic about that. Well, you just also got to, if you're going to be sarcastic, you got to make it real obvious that you're being sarcastic. Right. You got to make it beyond obvious. Look, look, I get, I love a joke as much as the next guy, but at a time like this is really not the time for jokes anymore, you know?

No, no, no, no, no. I disagree. I feel like if Obama, especially from him, dude, I don't. No, hold on, hold on. I feel like if Obama was being sarcastic, I wouldn't give him shit for it either. Like I just don't think that it's that big of a deal. But I do think like you got to make it fucking obvious. The context of the time is a big deal. I think for something like COVID-19 being as serious as it is and then trying to make a sarcastic joke about injecting lysol into your body to kill it, I think that's not okay. And I can be wrong, I guess. You know, that's my opinion.

You know, that's just me being, you know, kind of serious about how many people have died from this already and how we have no means of stopping it. in sight. Okay, look. Okay, hold on, hold on. I'm going to be real here. I'm going to be fucking super real here. If you are listening to the president say, oh, maybe injecting Lysol would be a good idea. And you think to yourself, this is Sarah Spain from Good Game with Sarah Spain, brought to you in part by Vital Farms. Let's talk eggs. Vital Farms pasture raised eggs to be exact. My favorites, the only kind I've got in my fridge. No joke. And here's why. These aren't your average eggs. The hens live on open pastures with fresh air and sunshine all year long.

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner. at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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I cannot in any fiber of my being, in any synapse in my brain, find it in my heart to have any level of care or sympathy for that person. Like, I just cannot. That is so monumentally stupid. Yeah, it's really dumb. Okay. Let me, let me, okay, I had this conversation yesterday. And I, while I agree with you wholeheartedly, there is a part of me that also feels like it's our job as normal human beings to protect the insanely,

stupid ones that can't help themselves. But here's the thing. And here's where I get a little bit conflicted because I feel like that completely because there's ignorance, like children being ignorant and we should definitely protect them at all cost. Now adults, I get a little bit, kind of the waters get a little bit muddied. And I sometimes I feel like, well, maybe we need to call the herd. And here's the deal.

Here's the deal. Remember when Trump was talking about hydrochlor queen or whatever? Oh, yeah. There was some people that had something very similar to the nethered. name of that and it was like it was like pond cleaner or something it was to like clean your coy pawns or whatever and they took it and died like those are the people we need to watch out for because trump whether he was being sarcastic or not it doesn't look like he was being sarcastic people are going to fucking try it man they're gonna that is fair look look and it okay okay

look first and foremost most likely disinfectant would kill whatever it is right but the thing is that it would also kill us because it's going to disinfect your body. So it's going to kill the bacteria and say for you to live in your body along with most likely your cells and a lot of other shit. It's going to make the pinks of your inside turn fucking sparkly white like your fucking toilet bowl, bro. Don't take that shit. It's so stupid, dude. Oh my God. It made me laugh.

Yeah, that is a fair point. I've changed my mind a little bit Look I love I actually I think Lighthearted jokes are needed in times like this To kind of give people hope We are gonna get through this We can still laugh and have a good time

Yeah yeah But I just If I saw the president In a way if he had the mannerism That he was being Overtly sarcastic I think he could have played it off Because it is fucking Donald Trump

And people would still be mad I totally get that. But I still feel, I just, when I saw the clip, I was like, I can't believe what I'm seeing. And it's actually,

it, I wonder how the people that kind of worship him. I wonder what they think of that shit. They're still, they're still going to worship him. That's it that you can't change that mentality. It reminds me of like pretty much every time, every time Donald Trump tweets,

there's this Donald Trump reply guy, Twitter brigade that always responds to everything that he says. It's like Joey Salads and like some congressman. Oh my God. And like it's just like all these people who like can't stop guzzling his come. And also it's a bunch of people who just want to like criticize him. But like in like the least substantive way I've ever seen anybody try to create. Donald Trump will say like, oh, we've got we've got a handle on coronavirus.

And somebody will be like, I've got a handle on your. stupid hair and it'll get like fucking 30,000 likes and it's like what do you even fucking do it and it's the same people replying every fucking day and and this isn't even like a centrist thing we're like oh both sides are equally bad what I'm saying is like to be the kind of person to reply to anybody every single day to every single tweet the second it goes live that is that is a mark of genuine fucking insanity whether you're worshipping them or you're deriding them there are people that I fucking really, really

admire on Twitter. There are people that I follow that I have the utmost respect for, that I really am a huge fan of, probably the bigger fan of than anybody else. I don't interact with them at all. And there are people on Twitter that I fucking cannot stand that I don't interact with it all.

And if I ever tweet at them, it's like once in a fucking blue moon. But these unhinged psychopaths, every day, dude, it's just people like, you're the greatest president I've ever come to and it's like what are you doing? I was like bro take a nap

calm down. It's it's the perfect word for that because yeah because I know you're talking about like not being taken a signature's position it is just objectively obsession yeah these people are obsessed be it if they're for hating him or if they're just infatuated they love him whatever it is

it's obsession and I can't imagine I can't imagine having my notifications on for something especially someone that tweets that frequently and just seeing that shit all the time. I have to hurry up and get in there. The only thing I have a note, oh, actually I don't even know if I have it anymore. Maybe I do. But I listen to your mom's house podcast. It's like my favorite podcast. And the audience is there's a running joke that Garth Brooks is a serial murderer. He kidnaps women.

And then, you know, he like keeps them in the basement. And then so all you do is see, anytime Garth Brooks posts on Instagram, read the comments. It's gold. It's people like, The families need answers, Garth. Please, like, release my... It's so fucking funny. That's the only time I like to have a notification because everybody's having a good time and it's for some reason he still hasn't, like,

disabled his comments. He just lets that shit roll. And I can't imagine, though, hating somebody, which is beyond me. People that claim to despise people, yet they can't stop talking about them and they can't stop, like, trying to respond to them. Like, if I genuinely dislike somebody,

I don't want anything to do with them I don't want to hear from you I don't want to hear from you yeah yeah I don't want shit to do I don't want to see you I don't nothing and so I always like trip out on that shit man Yeah hate hate and love are very similar They're very close to each other They're not I don't think they're opposites

I think the opposite is indifference Like the opposite of love is indifference And the opposite of hate is indifferent They're like gay cousins I totally get it Yeah but like But like hold on hold on I'm on Donald Trump's most recent tweet

He tweeted two minutes ago And he's He said, uh, Donald Trump tweeted, he says, does anybody get the meaning of what the so-called Nobel, Nobel, not Nobel prizes, especially, uh, as it pertains to reporters and journalists. Noble is defined as having or showing fine personal, personal qualities or high moral principles. Does sarcasm ever work? I don't even know what this tweet is.

This is like a fucking, I don't even understand what he's saying. I don't either. But the most reason, one of the tweets immediately, 47 seconds ago. You are a sad sack. It's your wife's birthday and you're farting around on Twitter? What kind of a criticism is that? That's such a weird one. All fucking ready.

You should tweet on your wife's birthday? Joey Salad's here 55 seconds ago. Dude, Joey, what the fuck are you doing? He tweeted two minutes ago, dude. What does it say? He says like the whole thing, this whole thing is rigged to pat each other on the back. I don't know what that I don't know what any of that means

Something about Nobel Peace Prize Something's happening And probably because Obama got one And now Trump wants one or some shit I'm assuming I'm just assuming that's what's probably happening Yeah I don't know It's just fucking weird

Just the people that just immediately Like without fail Will immediately respond I assume it's like a marketing thing Or like trying to get their social media engagement up That's the only That's the only thing that I could You would assume so

I feel like I heard somebody say something about that on Twitter, that there's a market that's dependent on him tweeting. Yeah, yeah, it was real. I think I'm real. That's right. I saw that kind of in passing when I was scrolling, but I didn't completely like read it. So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go. But just care too much. Like, I don't, like, I don't know. I don't want to, I don't want to see him. That's why I don't follow him. Same thing with like Keemstar. I hate Kimstar. I fucking hate that guy. I would never, I would never follow him. If I see him on my Twitter feed, I literally is politely click to do not show again.

That's it. He was at our apartment. Yeah, I wish I was here, dude. Oh my God. Oh my God. I wish I was here. That would have been hilarious. Why?

Would you have killed him or something? I would have been really rude to him now. That would have been weird. It would have been so funny to see like Keem just have this fucking vendetta against you of all people. That would be so fucking funny because I don't mean shit. You would just hate me for no reason.

You know, I've always wondered about Keem Star. Does that guy Alex that he went on that rant about, has he ever surfaced? He got called self-righteous inward. I wouldn't show back if I was him either. Well, see, no, no, they weren't. I know the story, but at least I found it the story because of that Misfits podcast. This is Sarah Spain from Good Game with Sarah Spain, brought to you in part by Vital Farms.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is a man. America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. With swagger souls and I don't know who the hell of the other people are. I don't know. You've heard of Swagger Souls, that fat guy that wears the, the um uh i can't believe i can't remember his name the dude from dark souls with the sun the sun guy night salarice so yeah this uh salarice or whatever uh of uh i can't believe i can't remember his name doesn't matter anyway he wears that one helmet and he's a he's a really like big YouTuber

anyway kemstar came on that podcast misfits and then it showed up on my recommendations but i was actually i was going to be mad but then i was like wait i actually do want to watch this because it explained the story behind the Alex thing and i guess You know, Kempstar used to be a notorious shit talker with this vlog TV or blog TV or whatever it was called. And there's a thing like where you can start yourself. And essentially, I guess that guy Alex was starting Kempstar. And there was a bunch of people that were being mad like, say, Kim Star is kind of like pumping himself up. And he was saying like, I'm not doing this.

It's Alex. And then I guess that guy, Alex was saying all this Italian slurs to Kempstarr. So then he fired back with like inward this, inward that. And it's I love it I'm so glad that that happened because it's one of my favorite fucking clips ever It's golden I use it as much as possible

Whatever I can fit it in something I put it in there And I theorize Kimstar doesn't like me for that reason Well there may be two reasons The first time I ever kind of like When I was past 100K And then I did a review on the content cop Of Idubs versus Tana Mojo

I did like a review and that thing kind of blew up and I know like a lot of people from the commentary community found me through that way and I know Keemstar watch it because he watches everything

that has to do anything with drama and right after Tanamojo is like dropping the end bomb of course I inserted that clip of Keemstar immediately I had to I fucking had to

it's easy fire and so even though the video had absolutely nothing to do with him it just I had to throw it in there and I feel like he's always been kind of like you know kind of

he kind of has like a negative vibe towards me and then one time in this I kind of understand when I found out that he and I have the same birthday I quote tweeted him and I was like oh I can't fucking believe I show the same birthday with you like I was pissed off and yeah so I think I burnt that bridge but hey you know it is what it is

it'd be like that hey my point is though I want to know who that guy is I want to I've never seen him before Alex and I want to talk I want him to come out and talk about his shit I want to talk about Yeah, man, I'm Alex. You know, I'm the N-word. I'm the self-righteous, you know, hard R.

That should be his Twitter at. I've been called this before, and this is me. Alex is a stupid n. That's a good. The delivery of that, the delivery of it is so good. The way I gaped the two Gs apart, bro, perfect. He got the gap, bro. There's a video that exists on YouTube.

It's so good. It's like one of those fine bros kind of reaction things or whatever when they have. It was like a you laugh, you lose thing, but they got a bunch of famous YouTubers to do it. And instead of the clip that they used originally, they used that Alex clip. And it looks like they're genuinely reacting to it.

It's so funny because it just everything, like whoever made it is just a genius. It's so fucking funny. It's one of my favorite videos. They really are. That's really smart. I like that. Some people are really blessed, man.

Let's hand out some in, what do you call those things? In-Paths? Inward passes? Let's hand some out. Okay. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that.

I'll lose my black card if I do that. I do too much preaching about black culture for me to end up the N-word card. I feel like I would, I feel like I'd lose my skin color and I don't want that to happen. So I can't. All right. whatever, man. I made a pact with a black Eldridge god. Oh, did you? What's the god's name? What's the god's name?

Taron. All right, all right, right. Let's move on. Those are all the stories that I feel like we had. We have some questions here that I figured will just, we'll get through. We've still got some time to kill. Yes, we do. We did spend a decent amount of time on actual stories this time, which is very You guys should be happy. You should be blessed. Yeah.

You got actual content that isn't just fucking long-ass Q&A. You guys should definitely give us at least $5. Don't say that. Obviously, I'm kidding. But, you know. Oh, I don't know. It's hard to tell in these times. I don't know.

Is it okay for us to be sarcastic in these trying times? Well, in this political climate, I don't exactly know. In this economy? me? I'm so glad that we can start using that joke again. I love saying in this political climate. I love that. I love it. It just makes me feel so much smarter than I am. What is this? Dodger and Ice, Roder. This is Sarah Spain from Good Game with Sarah Spain, brought you in part by Vital Farms. Let's talk eggs. Vital Farms pasture raised eggs, to be exact. My favorites, the only kind I've got in my fridge. No joke. And here's why. These aren't your average.

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20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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I got some ebony. I guess I'm just not. I'm just not. Yeah. I'm pretty chocolate. I'm just fucking vacancy. What was a lot? the worst slash craziest slash most eventful experience

at a concert that you can recall. Ooh. Okay. I was at a doubleware's proud of concert and that's the first time I went to Amash pit ever and some guy who was way small to me picked me up over his head and slammed me to the floor and I was

elated. I was like, this is insane. I love this. What the fuck some guy, some part, how much smaller was he? He was small. He was small. He like fireman lift. me up over his shoulder and fucking tossed me. He was probably a wrestler. I got to imagine.

He's got the technique down. He was like an aunt. He's probably an ant human. He fucking got me. I was like, don't get me wrong. I was way, I was nowhere near as thick as I was like, I was like in 10th grade, maybe 11th grade. And he like lifted me up and I was like, what the fuck's happening?

And then he tossed me into the pit. And I was just like, whoa, this is great. I definitely got stepped on a few times too. But I was just like, whoa, this is insane. Since then, never been in the mosh pit. but I do love them. Fantastic events. They're very good.

Well, they're fun in small doses. Yeah. Yeah, my spirits are wild. They're insane, dude. I have two, I, to narrow this shit down, I can't even, I would, the wildest stuff, I would say I had, I had an opportunity. I almost, the Davey Havoc, the singer of AFI, I almost punched him in the face because he, a lot of people, I would go.

to shows weekly and I saw one of my favorite bands, the Dillinger Skate Plan. And some dickhead jumped into, you know, he staged dove and then he just started acting a fool, just basically hitting everybody and just going crazy. I couldn't tell he was, but he was getting rowdy enough to where I was about to turn around and slug him. And then he kind of like left, jumped back on stage and went back, you know, where the stage crew is. And then after their song was over, They're like, oh, that was fucking Davey, you know, like, what's up? They have a new album coming out. And I was like, holy shit, like, that would have been really problematic

because that same week they shot a music video to this song called Miss Murder. Oh, yeah. I probably, like, he would have been all fucked up. He would have affected history, bro. Really? Like, things would have been. I was like, I'm so glad I didn't do that because there's a lot of crews that hang around those shows. Like, anything that's remotely, like, has any hardcore,

elements to it. To me, they're some of the biggest pussies on earth, but they roll deep. They fucking, they don't use guns, but they'll beat you to a fucking pulp if you, I don't know, look at somebody wrong. So if I would have hit that guy, somebody would have killed me. I would have been fucking turned into mashed potatoes. The fans would have probably killed you. They just would have like, he punched AFI.

Kill him, kill him. I probably would have happened. Destroy here. Wear his skin for me. Dude, I could imagine how terrifying it would be to fighting everyone else at a concert. Like, it's just you versus every single other person there. You're just like, well, shit. Dude, fandom in general.

Like, imagine we had a meetup, like, all of us. We had a meet up, like snark tank people, fans of all of us individually. And we had a meet up, and some guy came up and, like, started picking a fight with us. Like, that'd be so fucked, Because everybody there is like motivated by some higher level of just like, yeah, it's like, it's inherently like scary. But, uh, it's fucking dangerous because that's going to be one person who's going to get beat to fucking snot.

It's like those people on those girls on Vine who were like, I guess, I guess it's not even just Vine. I guess it's just younger, like teenage girls in general who are just like, they'll tweet at their like favorite singers and they'll be like, step on my fucking brainstem. Oh my God. It's like the strang- It's like the weirdest Relationship that they have That's so fucking gross man It's like the closest thing

That I can relate to Like that is what a female Simp is I feel like Yeah You know what I mean Absolutely Like so like Because I remember like when I was on Vine

I got a lot of that And I was like what the fuck is Because Vine was I think primarily Just like A teenager's like fucking Haven Yeah it's not like TikTok now Which is kind of like exploded

Yeah like TikTok It's like just a bunch of like Middle age Indians and like And like And like And like decrepit children It's like it's all just like really scary Like fucking people from every walk of life

But Vine was like very specifically Dominated by like children So I would get all these like really fucking horrifyingly thirsty comments And they were just like what the fuck is wrong with these people? Like I had to delete my vine Because I was so uncungal So genuinely

uncomfortable with the comments. Nothing mattered anyway because the site evaporated anyway. Oh yeah, that's right. And then they all came to fucking YouTube, man. Yeah. Yeah, that was the worst, that was the worst day of my life, honestly. Honestly. Do you believe that Viner's the reason

why YouTube fucking happened? The reason why YouTube got fucked, sorry. Yeah, yeah. It's their fault. It really was their fault. Cancer pandas. I definitely blame them 100%. Like, it was genuinely fine before.

And they came there, it's like, it really was. It was so much fun. And then, like, they came in and then they fucking ruined it. And, like, suddenly it became like, because they were the ones doing all the raunchy shit. Like, they were the ones doing, like, oh, you know, guess how many marbles are in the jar? And the thumbnail is, like, like, the biggest pussy lips you've ever seen, fucking dangling. Fucking fat ones. Fat ones.

Yeah. And it's like. Who fucking rare stakes slapping against each other. Just fucking. Yeah, and it's like, I cheated on my supermodel X girlfriend with a dolphin. And it's like, and it's just all this, all this cancer that was just like thrown onto the site. And then like, YouTube had to step in. They were like, okay, it's getting out of control.

And then they fucking boosted the fucking demonetization policy. I blame every single one of them. Fuck. Just fuck them entirely. Like every single fucking one of them. I can't stand it. The only, the only people that I will accept are Drew Gooden. and Caleb City

Yep, Caleb City Drew Gunn and Caleb City are They have my permission to be here As far as like the Viner's Who've made the transition go And maybe there are some other people That I'm not recalling I'm sure there are some people

Who are on Vine that I actually really liked Like I liked Matt Post And Rex Testerosa a lot back in the day But I don't know if they're really doing anything On YouTube that's Substantially damaging to the platform In the way that fucking Logan Paul And fucking

Lilley Ponds and all these other fucking talent was that idiot that he would do like the I think his name's Lance or something Oh my god Lance Stewart Is that it? You do the the ghost things or whatever The Christ like

He looks like a box man He looked like a fucking Amazon package I couldn't I can't I've never Somebody described as that That is the meanest That is the meanest thing I've ever

fucking heard He's like a fucking box I can't stand him He looks like a really like beat up Amazon package Who is the guy he's talking about Lance 20 Whatever the guy that saw him pranking his grandma Yeah Lance Stewart That guy's a piece of shit dog

I want oh my God man He's like that He's like that guy on the TikTok Like the guy on the TikTok who's got like the really square head Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah With the fucking cute He has such an angular face That's the bad fucking guy

I tell you I tell you man Go play NBA 2K2 That's what they look like They look like That's a dreamcast nigga dude I'm telling you Like I fucking

When I When I play dream cast Because I still booted up From time to time I'm like these fucking people Like how did people like This shit used to look good to me I don't get it

I used to look fucking pristine There's just some people that on a planet That should not have been born And all I'm saying is Lance All I'm saying, Lance, is that maybe you should get closer to those people because... I can't stand. That's definitely a group of people that you guys would all very much so get along. Was Jay Station a Viner or is he just like a YouTube's comeback?

I have no idea, but it wouldn't surprise me because he is... He fits the mold. He definitely fits the mold. I hate him, dude. I hate the idea of people that have zero personality becoming famous. That shit bothers me. me to my fucking spirit. Zero personality. No shame. No personality. No talent. No shame. Like, what are you? Like, how were you born? How were you conceived? What made you

come here? Like, it just makes me so mad that I'm like, you don't deserve anything. Like, these are people, these are people that could have been wolves, like wolves on Wall Street, but they're just like, like, I guess they were born with half of their brain. Like they were, You know, they have like the fucking the potential to just take advantage and milk people for all their worth with all this click baity shit and just completely selling their souls. But they're just stupid, you know? It's just like they couldn't, they couldn't cut it if they try to get into like stocks and shit. They'd be fucking laughed out of the building. Some people are just, some people are just fucking dirt.

Just dirt. I don't know how we got here from, I don't know how we got here from a concert question. but oh yeah yeah yeah what about you Chris I don't think you even answer the question what would you say Chris I don't know if I have a real I don't even know if I really

have a good answer I haven't really been to that many concerts I did go to a rise against a day to remember joint show where there were these people crowd surfing and they were constantly like every single time this one dude would cross

my path he would go over me and just fucking ruin my day no matter where I moved in the crowd He would home in on me like a fucking, I don't even know, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a Halo 2 rocket launcher. It was stupid shit. Like he would just find me. He would find me in the crowd and just fuck my day up. And I got furious enough because the music is also just like very adrenaline pumping.

So you're just like, oh man, I'm fucking angry. He. This is Sarah Spain from Good Game with Sarah Spain. Brought you in part by Vital Farms. Let's talk eggs. Vital Farms pasture raised eggs to be exact. my favorites, the only kind I've got in my fridge. No joke. And here's why. These aren't your average eggs. The hens live on open pastures with fresh air and sunshine all year long. They forage on local grasses and stretch their wings. They're living their best life. That care really shows in the taste. I love mine scrambled with a little butter or whipped up into a fancy frittata. And here's something most people don't know. You can trace your eggs back to the farm they came from. Seriously, side of the carton, you'll find the farm name. Type it in at vitalfarms.com slash farm. And you'll be you. get a 360-degree peak at the pasture. Plus, Vital Farms is a certified bee corporation,

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20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I think this was like the fourth or fifth time that he crowdserv. He was coming up to me. He was coming up behind me in the crowd. And I looked at him. I gave him a little like,

I gave him a little stink eye And I grabbed his leg and slammed him into the ground Bravo And I took I just took him out because I was like I can't deal with you He didn't know it was me obviously because like there's no way he could But it doesn't matter because he just he stood up immediately and he was like Woo yeah whoa he didn't care He was like I'm sure he was like drugged up or something

He was probably yoyed for sure He was definitely yoint because he didn't notice that I Basically like Tekken slammed him into the ground In the middle of a fucking concert in front of like hundreds of people bro god and like anybody could have told them that I did it but like everybody was totally fine

I think they probably like were totally cool with it because they're like fuck this guy anybody could have said I did it anybody I just hate I just fucking hate crowd surfing like I just hate just fucking stop like if you're the singer that's one thing because that's just kind of like part of the theatrics

of the show but if you're just people like from the back just jumping into the crowd trying to get to the front like fuck off like it's such an annoying trope of concerts yeah It gets pretty bad And I've seen a lot of fucked

I've seen a lot of fucked up shit happen man I've seen uh I've seen a cause a lot of times Since I go to a lot of smaller shows or at least I used to And people would be allowed to stage dive all the time just get up Get up on stage and then jump off and it would get really annoying and I saw somebody Fucking stop by kicking a Accidentally kicking a woman in the face like he

jumped feet first you know like a fucking retard and he stopped his momentum well her fucking face stopped his momentum it was so fucked it was so it was that's awesome the image of like a lead

the image of like a lead singer jumping into a crowd and just fucking dead spacing some woman's face you do it's like when a ninja turtles run on people's fucking heads bro that shit's hilarious that's always so good that imagery that imagery of the ninja turtles running across people heads is so gross to me because their feet are like basically hands.

Yeah. They got like the little like they got like the gross fucking. They have the three. They have the three fingers. Yeah. It's so disgusting. It's not even what a turtle looks like. It's so I fucking hate.

I never got into the Teenish Mutant Ninja Turtles. They're great. I love the. I love the Ninja Turtles. They're like one of my favorite like things. I think they're awesome. A few years ago fucking they did a Batman cross with the Ninja Turtles. It was just a six issue.

It was. So fun. It was something that, it was something that, like, it just kind of tickled my childhood, you know, things that we wondered, like, oh, what if these fucking people got together? And then so these old-ass people that grew up loving this shit, they finally did it. They're like, we've been talking about this shit for years. Why not just do a run of it? Oh my God. Fucking Batman. What? I love Batman, but I also hate him at the same time. Why? Why? Why do you hate Batman at the same time?

Because Batman has terrible fans. He has a horrible fandom. Well, I mean, you can't blame that on Batman. I can't. I can't. I can't. I just, I still hate him sometimes, though, because it's fandom.

I, what, what, I need, what, why? Well, what is, give me an example.

Give me an example. People, this is the thing I hate about Batman. Right. I'm just going to give it real simple, real quick.

The reason why Batman wins is because of prep time. So there are times of people are like, oh, this guy can be Batman. And then people say, well, how much prep time does Batman have? That is literally a canon answer.

That's insane. I'm not saying Spider-Man where prep time could beat Hulk. He could probably. But why do people assume that Batman has to have prep time to fight anybody? Like what? It blows my mind.

Like if you go on the forum, it's like, oh, Goku versus Batman. Batman, with at least six months of prep time could definitely take down Tom Goku. And it's like, what the fuck are you talking about? That's got to be a fucking meme. That's so stupid.

It's, dude, Batman with prep time, man. He could literally kill God, probably. Bro. I mean, he did kill. He became God. Yeah, dude. He can kill God. Like, he wouldn't need to become anything. It was just Batman with his riches and his tools and his intelligence could have God shot in the back of the face. I do agree. There is a lot of because he's Batman.

It's preptime explaining away. It's really bad. It's toxic. Look, it's really toxic. Let me tell you. I'm talking about, I'm probably was 12 years old and I vividly remember this. and me being a Batman fanatic I was still like arguing with my friends like come on guys stop being retarded like stop it

I know like Batman versus Superman we're having that argument the age old argument I was like Superman can drop a block on Batman he can't escape that like you can't like I don't care how good

you think Batman is he's so fast that he can just throw a penny through him he'll die like just stop let's stop being stupid Yeah, let's stop talking about prep time Because Superman could be

Fucking all the way across the world And a few minutes later Just fly by him so fast And rip them the shreds Moments, moments Literally The impression that I get is that Batman is just omnipotent

And he knows about He's omniscient And he just knows about every threat Before it happens Damn the Amnition dog Which was that Did you see that animated one I can't remember what it's called

But it came out a few years ago But I wish I remember what it was called People will probably know No no no No, no, no, no. It was a Justice League one. I don't know if it was called Justice League Dark. I can't remember.

It was, it basically everyone was pissed off at Batman. That he had a contingent plan to- Was that Tower of Babel? To neutralize. No, no, no. Or Kingdom Come. I don't think there was that either. I think the story is definitely Tower of Babel, where he had the-

No, you know, you're probably right. I was just, but I was thinking about the animated film, whatever they called it, yeah. It was probably called, but yeah, but I'm sure you're right. And yeah, they're all pissed off that he had a plan to neutralize everybody, including himself, which is weird. He's just shoot him in the face, I guess. He's like, shoot him. He's like literally like, literally kill him.

He's still human. He's literally, that was his thing. He was like, I'm still human. You could definitely just kill me. That's what made me so mad about these arguments that we would have. And then I remember this too. This fucking idiot came over and was like, well, I don't know why people always talk about this shit. man, how come nobody ever talks about Thanos?

It was same, same year. It was the same year. We're probably 12, 13. He's like, he talks about Thanos. Thanos could, like, he's talking about the infinity gauntlet and stuff. And I'm like, we're, we can't, we can we stop bringing in these vera? It's like say, yeah, yeah, he, if somebody had the infinity gauntlet, they can fuck anybody in the ass at any given moment. We get it.

Look, look, but like say, look, people don't even understand. Look, Thanos with, look, this is my comic book nerd, I'm getting angry, you know, getting really upset. Okay, okay, okay. Right now I'm pushing my chest out, you know, because I'm about to. talk about something. I really know. Thanos without the gauntlet has beaten an Avengers team consisting of Captain

Marvel Thor Hulk Iron Man like a team of really strong people. Thanos fucked them all up. He deep dicked that whole team. He fucking he fucking

he fucking pony dicked them bro. People shit on my man Thanos. Like I don't know. It's the MCU's ruin In comic books for me I'm saying it right now I admit it

It's it's they didn't do They didn't do a good enough job And they rebooted things like say They did like Thanos rising And it still didn't really show How great he was I think I think they did kind of a bad job Kind of they at least they attempted

Because a lot of people When Thanos was I think he was first shown In which one of the MCU movies They first just showed a glimpse of them I don't remember which one it was Maybe the first Avengers or the second one Or whatever the fuck Something around that time

And then people were like, oh, I want to get a lot more interested in. They started doing things just a little bit before that. Thanos Rising, I think, was the thing that really introduced him. And it still didn't really capture how mighty he is. And I agree with you. But at the end of the day, like, people aren't that fucking interested. And I have a better story. I have a better thing that me and my friend were, we wrote.

But we were actually going to look. We were inspired by the Deadpool, which was a parody of Deadpool. It was Winnie the Pooh and Deadpool And we're like, let's do Like an inspired by that parody And then there's Marvel Now Deadpool kills the Marvel universe Yeah

So what we had was Aunt May Kills the Marvel and DC universe That'd be kind of hilarious Dude, it was pretty great how we got to the point Where to how she It took place right after I think Or superior Spider-Man

When Peter Parker was dead And then it was Doc Ock Taking Over Spider-Man It was it came off of that and just long story short she ends up being so insanely powerful she gets to the DC universe

and then she just starts killing everybody there too she takes a mogul the fucking the green lantern planet and smashes Oa with it it's so good it's it was really it was like I think it would have done really well but you know we kind of just fell off with the shit

but that is um I think we should put together all these things about Batman put all that shit to rest and let's start create our own fucking stories. I think that'd be cool. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like fucking Sweeney versus fucking the universe of some bullshit, whatever you're into

or what about just a short, what about just a short animation of you versus Chris Raygun? Like, yeah, guys, if you guys can do that, that'd be fucking dope. I'd appreciate it. I would love to see. I would pay good money for that, actually. I'd pay money for it too. What about you, Chris? What are we talking about?

I mean, dude, we kind of went on for a minute But what we were saying is it would be great if somebody It would be really great if somebody animated You versus Sweeney just in some type of Oh, so it's like what I pay for that? Yeah Well, yeah, like I was saying like I would pay good money for that shit And as a matter of fact, I was in talks with somebody

But it kind of, the emails stopped About animating that You're Joe Biden impression Yeah, I was like talking to this guy And I was asking him, you know, like commission and stuff like that And then the conversation went cold, so I was going to reach out to somebody else because I was like, this needs to be animated. I want to see Joe Biden with, quote-unquote, spider hands. Like, I want to see.

Yeah, I've, I mean, I've definitely, like, I've definitely looked into animating. When I was doing the musicals, it was one of the first things that I was thinking of, like, evolving it to was like actually like having a full-on animated music video instead of, you know, detailed storyboards. but animation is fucking expensive as shit. Yes, it is. It is way more expensive than you think it is. It takes more time than you think it is. It's not like South Park where they can knock it out in like a week because it's so simple.

Simple. It's pretty wild. So I definitely have looked into it, but I would, I don't know, if the price wouldn't bankrupt me, I would totally pay for a fucking animation of something like that. I always love to see like whenever fans. Animate shit fingers crossed maybe somebody will make some that's hope make some bullshit All right let's move on we got a question from yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy come inside my dummy Of course me yeah me good chucker could be a girl excuse me greet he says greetings black black and racially ambiguous

What what is something fucked what is something fucked up that happened to you as a kid that you didn't realize was fucked until you were adult. For me, at the age of 22, I remember that in the third grade, a guy three years ahead of me showed me his dick and groped mine when I refused to show my dick to him. He also punched me in the balls multiple times. Pretty sure that guy is a rampant child molester now. I don't know why I forgot about this moment for 15 years, but do you guys have anything like that? I think I know why he forgot. Yeah, it's pretty obvious. Yeah, you got punching the balls 15 times. as a child, like, it's definitely something that you're definitely going to forget. Your brain was like

we don't need to remember this. Not at all. Let's keep it moving. Let's keep it. I don't know. I'm sorry you dealt with that. That sounds fucking wild. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't think, I think all my memories that are oppressed are gone for a reason. Like, I'd literally

I'd even put them in a recycling bin. Like, I completely deleted them out of my mind. One of the, I don't know if it really counts because it wasn't really something that I realized was fucked up later. I pretty much knew, like, the day I got home that it was, like, a really fucking strange scenario. And I think I've told this on a podcast or, like, someplace somewhere before. But in, when I was in, like, elementary school, in the Catholic school in Yonkers,

I remember we had this playground that was basically a cement parking lot. It was just a parking lot, but they would move the cars out so that the kids could play in it. and in between the buildings there were these alleyways and my friends and I would just hang out in the alleyways we would just like do like bay blade shit or fucking you know just a bunch of stupid like elementary school kid things and I remember one day I went I went into the alleyway and my friends John and Saul I remember these guys very vividly the most Italian people ever were sitting we're sitting down in the alleyway and there was this girl in our class who was stripping for them like in the fucking second grade

this is a real story it's so far and I remember being like and I remember being like what's what's going on here and I remember one of them was like just sit down just sit down and I was like what is I don't know what any of this is

I'm like so like when you're in second grade you don't care about this shit yeah you don't care about fucking Like, it's just like, I'm pretty sure I still thought girls were fucking disgusting. And it didn't do anything to dissuade me, honestly. Well, you're right. Young you were right. He's right, you know.

Young you is right. But I remember this so vividly. And I was just like, what the fuck is going on? And I felt really uncomfortable. So I was like, guys, I think I'm, like, really sick. I'm going to go home. And I just went into the nurse's office and cried a little bit because I was so confused. I don't know.

I don't think I ever had a moment like that where, like, I saw something like really graphic. Or like, I think, well, I think the first time I was on Ebon's world, I saw some guy, like, get shot out of the front of a car and I laughed because I was scared. And it really fucked. Like, I was, like, I was just, because, like, I was watching, like, I watched a lot of America's Funniest Home videos. Me and my grandma were watching. We get, like, a good laugh out of it. But for me, I would really, like, laugh. Like, I put my heart into my laughter.

So now I went on, like, I went on, like, funny videos, like, people falling down funny videos and somehow it led me to Ebon's world. And I remember watching a whole like 15 minute compilation of like really bad shit happening to people. Like guy breaking his leg, guy falling out of first story building on head. Like a bunch of terrible shit. On head. And like I was like, you laugh at this, right? So I'm going to laugh. So I remember laughing and laughing, but I was scared.

And then it just transformed into like what I watched, some sort of addiction probably. So now I just watch people getting hurt. But like I don't do it anymore. Like as I've gotten older, I've kind of been like, all right, I got to chill out on this. I can't be watching this show all the time. It kind of fucks with my psyche. But I got one. I got one.

And this one, it's still kind of, it bothers me because, okay. So. This is Sarah Spain from Good Game with Sarah Spain. Brought you in part by Vital Farms. Let's talk eggs. Vital Farms pasture raised eggs, to be exact. My favorites, the only kind I've got in my fridge. No joke.

And here's why. These aren't your average eggs. The hens live on open pastures with fresh air and sunshine all year long. They forage on local grasses and stretch their wings. They're living their best life. That care really shows in the taste. I love mine scrambled with a little butter or whipped up into a fancy frittata. And here's something most people don't know.

You can trace your eggs back to the farm they came from. Seriously, side of the carton, you'll find the farm name. Type it in at VitalFarms.com slash farm, and you'll get a 360-degree peak at the pasture. Plus, Vital Farms is a certified bee corporation, which means their committed to improving the lives of people, animals, and the planet through food. Eggs you could feel good about. So next time you're in the store, look for the black carton in the egg aisle and visit VitalFarms.com to learn more. Vital Farms. Good eggs. No shortcuts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. Awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. You guys remember rotten.com? Yes. You guys remember rotten?

So there was a smaller one called steak and cheese, but it was very similar stuff. the main difference I don't know the one difference was that because we would all come back to school and be like did you guys see the new drops on steak and cheese or whatever and usually the titles of the pictures were changed to like it would throw you off

and they would be kind of clever or punny or whatever just quippy anything like that so when I saw this picture that was titled three old queers I didn't know what I was going to see clicked on it and I legitimately saw three old dudes having a threesome like just sucking each other's dicks and it bothered me so much

that's like a lemon party yeah yeah that's a throwback is that it just that's probably it was probably the same thing and it just it upset me so much not because you I've seen gay shit because of that those dumb ass sides but just the the

three old dudes like just uh it just it really just warped my brain where I was like I did I never needed to see this the elderly angle is definitely something you never be sleeping with each other that's why it's why you definitely don't you definitely don't need to be seeing it like yeah like as a straight dude I'm not really a fan of seeing like dudes like do gay shit but I usually just be like I don't want to see this yeah yeah well it's seeing old guys did it's just so upset like I hate it's so much

worse I even like even straight sex as like old people is is just pretty gross it's pretty It's pretty heinous. Nothing's where it should be anymore and it's like, oh man, come on. Yeah, I don't know. I don't really know if I can think of anything else. That's really the main... That's the only thing that I can think of

that's, that happened in my life that was like genuinely just so fucking befuddling and shocking. And I think I was like in the main office. I was in like the nurse's office crying because I was just so confused because that was the first time that I realized that girls had different parts. And it like really fucking warped me

because I was like, that's not... Because then I was... Because then I started. to think like am i like am i broken like am i broken like yeah like am i broken like is this what a person is bro bro you just made me remember that my friend cameron when we're probably in like elementary school he thought he had the scoop on women he's all dude did you know that women pee out of their butts i heard that shit too i heard that shit too and i was like i talked i said back to my grandma i was like grandma girls be out their butts right because they just sit down so like oh there must be

peeing out of their butts. And she was like, she was like, no, they don't. I was like, Grandma, what do you mean? I've seen it. I saw a girl sit down when she peed. He pees out of her butt. What are you talking about? You're obviously wrong, Grandma. What are you stupid? Wretched Spawn rode in. He says, question for Chris and Derek.

I don't know why he limited to this to just us, because I feel like it applies to all of us, but I guess the specifics are you and me. Have either of you guys ever dreamt of a grand? idea for a song or video, but then tragically forgot what that idea was upon waking up. Oh, that's the story of my life. I swear to God, this happens in general with me. Like, I will dream

I will dream that I full on made a video and like, oh, you know what, I'm done with this video, I'll upload it in the morning, and then I go to sleep and then I wake up and I realize that all of my work was just completely fucking entirely in my brain. And that is the most demotivating shit

in the fucking world. I haven't had that. happened to me but music a lot man i i i even i'm talking let's go all the way back to like being in middle school where i like had a hit uh where i i i even like conjured up some shit while i was dreaming and thinking like dude this is gonna fucking you know no one was saying slap but this shit's gonna like bang so hard and then of course waking you know waking back up and not having a fucking idea and i was like wait i heard some magic I thought I swear I had it.

Yeah. And I do it. And one of the worst things is if you ever, I've learned better now, though. If I have an idea, immediately it's like stop doing whatever the fuck you're doing and grab, grab the phone and record it because you will forget it. And I have like a library full of like, I think I have like a lot of good material in my phone just recorded memos, things that I don't remember at all. Yeah. And yeah, like just melodies and stuff. Yeah.

I totally get that. The worst thing about that whole experience is the part, the short bit of time where you've woken up and you can still remember it, but you can feel all of the memories just like draining down. Yeah, yeah. It's such a visceral feeling that it's like, it's so, it's like, it's like an ant struggling to get out of a drain.

You know, where it's just like, there it goes, there it goes, the ideas are going, but it's like, oh my God, I remember, okay, I remember four of the chords. It's like, fuck, fuck, one of them just left. One of them's gone. Oh, God damn it. Now it's only one of them. Okay.

Like, what's the other? Oh, fuck, I lost it. It's gone. It's such a horrifying feeling to just feel memories degrade in real time. Because usually that shit happens in the background. You ever remember things in pieces and you're like, oh, my God, I can't remember the faces to any of this. I remember this happening, but I don't remember, like, who was there exactly. Dude, I have memories that just straight apart real.

Oh, yeah. I have memories. I have memories of seeing planet Earth in the sky. Like, what the fuck? also there are times where I like I will mix and match certain memories from when I was a kid like like oh this was like maybe there was like two separate occasions where I was at a party and you know one party ended like really badly and one party ended really good but they had different people and I'll mix and match the people with the ending and like the outcome because it's just like your brain is just a fucking joke when it comes to remembering shit that's really really far away it really prioritizes the here and now me especially like if something happened like yesterday and it's a very specific thing I'm not remembering it there's no fucking way like it's just that's gone that's in the past

I can't change it fuck it's not useful I definitely remember things that it like I remember times I was in like flaming cars it's like that's impossible I've never been in a flaming car like that's ridiculous like times like I had a dream I literally had a memory of my girlfriend pulling up in front of our apartment in a flaming car and saying get in let's go get some food and I'm like that never happened

that never ever ever happened I remember meeting Jay in Yonkers and there's no way. There is no fucking way that happened. That's just incomprehensibly. That's just not true. Just blatantly like that didn't happen. You know what I'm going to be worse?

But I vividly remember it. Jalen would say you did so I'd really fuck what you even more. Yeah, he would. He would be that asshole. You'd be like, yeah, you remember that? You'd say, you'd fucking babble something half human. You'd be like, what? My parents would fuck with me too, though. So like, I just, I just don't trust my memory at all.

Like, even when I do remember something, I just assume that I'm wrong, like immediately, because like I just have such a low trust of my own perception of things. Yeah, son. Remember when you got molested, son? I hope you're doing well. You're like, what? What do you mean exactly?

I did. By who? By who? Who did it? Oh, you don't remember fucking Joe or a neighbor? We told him to go watch you while we went out to dinner and, you know, he fucking stuck his whole fisted you. And now you have this vendetta to this guy called Joe.

also you're going to change your life because you just figured out something really traumatic. That's it. Your parents just single-handedly altered who you are and made you a bad person. That would be the superpower that I would want. I would want to give people false memories. That's so far. Like without a fucking doubt. That is such a strong power that you don't even understand.

Like, imagine. That's like class five mutant shit. That is like monsters. That is nearly omnipotent because you could take somebody, like imagine taking somebody like fucking. I don't know, the Punisher, right? And taking his, like, origin and just replacing the people in his origin with people that you personally don't like. So now the Punisher is on a fucking warpath

against people you hate. Against people who had nothing to fucking do with anything. And then you could even fuck with people. And then you could fuck with people personally and then just swap your skin out in their memory and just fuck with that way. You could make people love you, you made people hate you commit.

You would literally, that's literally just. Mind control, literally. Yeah. Altering memories is just mind control pretty much. I mean, yeah, basically, but it's just such a fucking, that is such a, oh man, I would have a fucking feel that. Like, you would not stop me.

The thing is this, the way you'd stop that is if you'd have to have someone who just hates you even though, like someone who's really sure of themselves, like, I know I hate you. I feel this. Because you wouldn't change people's feelings. He would just change their memories. So you'd be able to clog how people remember things about you, but you'd be like, like, Like let's say like...

No, but that's the thing. It's like you would feel the hatred, but it would now be directed, it would be redirected to somebody who isn't you because you've swapped yourself out in that memory. That's so fucked up. That's so fucking... You'd have to have someone far away from you

blow your fucking head off. What you'd have to do? You'd have to have somebody very far away. A fucking sniper, fucking SEAL Team 6, blow your fucking top off. That's how they stop you. But if they look at you,

you're in trouble. Because you'd be like, do you remember me saving you from that car accident and protecting your three young kids? It has no kids. he's like what happened to my kids happened to my fucking children it's basically that episode of Rick and Morty

with the fucking mind parasites yeah but I've been having this like I've thought I've been I've dreamt about that power for such a long time like I think since I was like in seventh grade or something

I was thinking about this you know it's a power I always really wanted I wish I could control like light like light as a thing like the form of radiation period so you could just like make Vantablack everything I would just

take the light from everywhere in the world and I'd make myself the only thing that creates light so I'd be worshipped and awed after. You'd probably be killed honestly. I'd probably be killed, yeah. You're the only target that anybody could see. No, no, no, I feel like it would be, it'd be more psychological than that. People would just praise me because they'd be like he's, he's light. Without him, there's no light.

So if they'd kill me, people would defend me. I'd have fucking legions of people defending me. Oh, I guess. Yeah. It'd be terrible, though. I'd literally make myself God. So does like the sun is gone. It's gone.

Oh, okay, okay. It's fucking gone. No, no, no, the sun isn't gone. It is. And I'm being, that's not, that's not, that's not. And I'm it. That's not power over light, though. That's, that's power over fire.

Like, like, you, no, no, no. The fire and light are synonymous for the most part. No, no, no, no. But what you're saying is, so you would, that's just, that's just firebending at that point, isn't it? No, it's just light. You would get rid of the sun? Yeah, the only light that exists would be I. But then you would die too.

idiot because then you would fucking, you'd be on a planet that's sub- fucking... Clearly, clearly I don't abide by those rules, Chris. Clearly the universe that I'm talking about doesn't abide by those rules. Okay? Oh my God. So we're just implying hypotheticals. You're implying that people's memories don't work right anymore. I'm gonna take some liberties too.

Yeah, because that's the basis of the, that's the basis of the power. That is the basis of your power is controlling light. Yeah. Right? You can only control light. And without light... There is no heat for the most part. There's no sun?

But what if I would make it nighttime all the time? I would absorb all the light given off by the sun. That's what I'm saying. Like, what I thought you meant was that, like, you would control light in such a way that you would kind of vacate it from the premises and just sort of allow you the only privilege of radiating the light. It wouldn't get rid of the sun. It would just basically make the sun invisible to anybody else. I guess if you want to take away all the fucking extreme fun out of it, Well, that's what controlling light is.

No, man, whatever. This is Sarah Spain from Good Game with Sarah Spain, brought to you in part by Vital Farms. Let's talk eggs. Vital Farms pasture-raised eggs, to be exact. My favorites, the only kind I've got in my fridge. No joke. And here's why. These aren't your average eggs. The hens live on open pastures with fresh air and sunshine all year long.

They forage on local grasses and stretch their wings. They're living their best life. That care really shows in the taste. I love mine scrambled with a little butter. or whipped up into a fancy frittata. And here's something most people don't know. You can trace your eggs back to the farm they came from. Seriously.

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look for the black carton in the egg aisle, and visit VitalFarms.com to learn more. Vital Farms. Good eggs. No shortcuts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan,

which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting

to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. for an office near you. Pretty much there'd be nothing shining anywhere. It'd be nighttime and the whole planet. But it would be daytime for you. For weeks. Perfectly fine. And I would just... Why don't you...

In a realistic sense, you, Sweeney, should just be like a blanket that wraps around the world. And then you absorb all of that light and now you're fucking distributing the sun and all that shit. Or what I would is I'd be able to

give people hatred. It's like, you're going to fuse that with hate. No, no, no, no, no, no,

you're in immense hatred. Like, you're such an, like, you're such an edgy asshole. So touch somebody, it is hate things. They's hate,

like, what do I hate? I don't know, but you hate it. You're, he'd ruin his life to venture out and find what he hates so much. And then once he finds it,

he realizes that it's nothing. He doesn't hate anything. You want to bestow people with, you want to bestow people with the power of like a, like a 15 year old suburban fucking kid. White kid. Yeah. Yeah. God damn, I'm so mad. You definitely seem like somebody

who loves Donnie Darko for sure. I love that movie. It's great. I know. What a surprise. I don't hate everything. I just want to, I like seeing people really angry. It's funny. You are scary and remedial. Let's go on to William William Irwin wrote it.

He said, sup sweetheantards. I hope you guys are staying safe and not having any passionate makeout sessions. No, that is not happening. Unfortunately not. I know, right? Fucking sad. I'm curious to know if there are any games you like in genres that you don't. I myself have never been the biggest

fan of Hackenslash, but I loved Devil May Cry 5. It was one of my favorite games last year. Thanks for continuing to put out great content during these crazy times. Thank you for your question. Thank you, dude. We appreciate it. Yeah, man. Final Fantasy 7 remake. I fucking hate JRP's. I can't stand him, but I really like this one. It's more of the action size.

I think that's why you like it. Well, yeah. But also just like, turn base in general, like, I'm just not that big a fan of. Although, I guess Child of Light was probably the first game that was technically turn-based that I, like, I hated the genre and it kind of made me appreciate it. But, uh... What games do I? What game? I probably...

Maybe Death Stranding for me, too, just because, like, I fucking normally hate those kinds of games. Well, what kind of games are those? What kind of games are those? Open worlds. Walking simulator kind of, you know. Oh, okay, okay. More simulator type games. Like, I'm just, I never, I guess there's really no game like Death Stranding technically.

I feel like you're not really in open world games. I feel like the idea of open worlds is not really your thing. Because you complain about, like, when you put it down, how you can't really pick it back up because they're so confused. And it's just like, I feel like that's just not your kind of game, then. No, no, no, I like open worlds. I just, I feel like they don't need to be in everything. Like, if Mass Effect was in open world, I don't think I would like. like it really because the whole point of

Mass Effect is that it feels open despite being so meticulously designed and purposefully crafted. That's kind of what gives Mass Effect its illusion of being so open without actually needing to be this long, sprawling you know,

system that you actually have free reign to go across. It's really emblematic in Mass Effect Andromeda, which was actually open world in a lot of cases and just it didn't feel as tight or as responsive or as fun to explore as Mass Effect despite it being more open. I feel like open world is fine.

Like I wouldn't want a non-open world Grand Theft Auto game. I wouldn't want a non-open world Red Dead Redemption. I wouldn't want, you know, a non-open world fucking, what's another open world game? Those Assangecred games, they do that. Yeah, Assassin's Creed. Like, I don't know if you could have a really good Assassin's Creed game if it was just a linear game.

It'd be really strange. Yeah, it'd be really weird. But it would basically be Prince of Persia, I guess. But, oh yeah, yeah, you're a good point. But, like, you know, as far as, like, a style of game, I just, I don't want it to be thrown into everything. Like, if it was, if it was thrown into Halo, which I think it might be, I feel like that would be disappointing.

I feel like I would be sad about that. If it was just thrown into, like, splinter cell or something, I'd be like, what the fuck is this? I don't want an open world splinter cell game It has its place And I think That's fine Although I do think like RPGs in general

Like a game like The Witcher and like Skyrim If I put it down for too long I will forget what the fuck I was doing That's more of an RPG thing And less of a Open world thing Because I could jump into Grand Theft Auto Like right now and I could play it

And I'd be fine Or even Red Dead I don't I'm trying to think of a game that I, from a genre, like, do you think it's any game genre I really particularly hate? No? I don't know. I don't just like any really game genre.

I like all of them for the more. I guess racing, not even racing. I like racing games, too. I don't know. That show doesn't exist for me. I like every kind of game. Okay, well, what about like a game in like genre that you typically don't like? I can't really think of one.

Maybe surprised. I like, oh, man, I really don't like this. Because my least favorite would have to be shooters But also I like a bunch of shooters So I can't even say that And I've always kind of like shooters There's no way that shooters are your least favorite genre I've always kind of like them

Like even like I'm my that's one I played the least probably growing up Right right Because I played only I played like the shooting games I played where I played Halo I played like the old Medal of Honor games I played um Oh those were good And then like that's about it Metal of Honor Rising Sun and and fucking

What was the other one? Frontline We're really good games Those are for Xbox, right? But those are for the original Xbox, yeah. And I think PS2. Those are really fucking good games. I would love to play those again. I bet they didn't hold...

I bet they don't hold up graphically, but... Probably not. But, um... Yeah, definitely not. But I think... I don't know, like, you don't play like Forza or like Racing Sims. I don't play Racing Sims, I guess, but I don't dislike them. I could definitely play Forza.

Yeah. Like you don't, you wouldn't... I... But you don't, though, is what I'm saying. Like, Forza is readily readily available. I know. I have. I have Forza Horizon, whatever.

We have the Xbox. I could use any time. So, like, I don't like, I guess. Like, I'm trying to think of a game from, like, a game type that I just don't like in the first place. And that's my first problem because I don't think there's one. I would play any kind of game for the most part. I don't really like 3D fighters much.

I don't like 3D fighting games. Virtual fighter? No, not that. Like, sort of like Naruto Storm games, stuff like that. Oh. I think those games are inherently broken. And they, like, they're not. Kai, Tenkaichi.

Yeah. But I love Tenkaichi's thing. I love Tenkaichi. I love that game. It's a good game. I even like Raging Blast, honestly. And two, one and two. I like those games.

I think they're pretty cool. But the thing is that like those games are inherently like that's, I think mechanically, those kinds of games are not well made. I hear you. That's just how I think of it. What about you, Derek? I've just been thinking this whole time because the same, I'm having kind of the same issue with, because I really, I don't really like.

like racing games, so, but I don't really have one. My, oh, this was, this was great. This was amazing. Underground, too, man. I would say, I just, I don't know, man. That game got me wild, bro. Yeah, I never really, even, like, say, when I had to do, like, racing missions and Grant the Fado, I'd be annoyed.

I just, I was like, I don't, I don't want to do this. I just want to kill everybody. I don't want to, yeah. I'm not trying to compete and, it just, I'm like, I feel like that's something that, you know, I could buy a fast car and actually do that. so I just come with yawn. Now I know there's those other games that, you know, you go crazy

and you can't drive 200 miles an hour and fucking crash and be fine. Well, now that I'm thinking about it, I think I have an answer for... This is Sarah Spain from Good Game with Sarah Spain, brought to you in part by Vital Farms. Let's talk eggs. Vital Farms pasture raised eggs, to be exact. My favorites, the only kind I've got in my fridge. No joke.

And here's why. These aren't your average eggs. The hens live on open pastures with fresh air and sunshine all year long. They forage on local grasses and stretch their wings. They're living their best life. That care really shows in the taste. I love mine scrambled with a little butter or whipped up into a fancy frittata. And here's something most people don't know.

You can trace your eggs back to the farm they came from. Seriously. Side of the carton, you'll find the farm name. Type it in at VitalFarms.com slash farm, and you'll get a 360-degree peak at the pasture. Plus, Vital Farms is a certified bee corporation, which means they're committed to improving the lives of people, animals, and the planet through food. eggs you could feel good about.

So next time you're in the store, look for the black carton in the egg aisle and visit vital farms.com to learn more. Vital Farms. Good eggs. No shortcuts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently.

that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger

as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24 7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. For you, Sweene. What's up? You don't play sports games?

I don't play sports games, but I don't hate them. I don't play them, but I don't hate them. Like, if I, my problem with the sports games, actually, is that they just cost the same amount of money every year, even though they're, like, not really that different. Well, I'm being for the seat. I think, like, I don't fucking literally, like, think about, oh, man, I hate Final Fantasy. Oh boy, I can't wait for turn-based games to die.

Like, it's, it's, it's, it's, I'm not thinking about that. It's just games that I just don't really jive with or don't really gravitate to. I would, I would love, I would love to buy a 2K game, but I don't want to pay $60 for a game that's going to be different at the end of the year than another one. That's what, that's what I'm going to buy a new one. I would love to buy two game. I fucking love basketball. Well, see, that was the, that was the thing that I had. Well, there was two reasons why, because I used to love 2K games, like a 2K2, like a 2K2, where,

be it NFL or NBA. And one of the reasons why I liked those games, because I wasn't about the realism because I loved playing basketball and football in real life. I love the fact that I could make somebody so ridiculously good and stupid, and I could put all my friends on the team and put all these other idiots and geeks that were at school. I would put them on the rival team,

like it would be Lakers versus Kings, and I'd put like my friends on the Lakers and the people I thought were stupid in the school on the Kings. But I would make them good too, though. So it would be like a really good matchup. I love doing stuff like that, And then they took away a lot of that freedom, and they started getting more real. And I just picked up 2K19 last year because it was 20 bucks.

And I got to tell you, a lot of people bitch about those games, but I'm telling you, I haven't played since 2K2. This shit was phenomenal to me. It was really good. It's such a huge jump that I have just unbiased that everything feels good. I actually feel the control of the basketball and the passes, and the graphics are actually pretty good. the story that they created for 2k19 was actually good it was charming it was like written really well which surprised the fuck out of me that anybody put any attention to detail or care or quippiness or really good comedy into it that i blew my mind and so i can technically say that would probably be

my pick that had a lot of fun with 2k19 and um especially with mod since i'm playing on the pc like i just put really dumb shit on my stuff and i'm just having a great time you know i can just do this play a season and then i'm just like a god like i'm scoring like my team scoring like fucking 500 points and everybody else is like you know kept them under like 30 it's like yeah shit like that it's super fun and i'm glad that i can do that and it was 20 bucks for me so i would say that's the only thing i can think of because maybe uh someone was just asking me to play overwatch like hey you play overwatch you play or are you playing war zone or anything and i was like no I really don't play FBSs that often.

It's not that I don't like them. I just, I think that is one of my least favorite out of the popular things to play for, I don't know why. I just, I don't like even, I don't know,

I don't get it. I can't even, I don't even have a good reason or a good explanation. I didn't play FPSs a lot either, honestly, until like maybe when I moved out of here, actually,

when I moved out here to California, is when I started to play FBSs again because the last FPS I played a lot was Halo 3 and I was in like 10th grade. And then I just kind of stopped playing FPSs and then I moved out here. I started playing Overwatch again. And then as a recent I started playing a lot of Destiny in Halo 5. So now I play them a lot.

But prior I didn't really play them. I played a lot of fighting games growing up. That was like my main advice. Yeah. I played them constantly, man. Yeah. I didn't play many of them. I played like, I just played like Street Fighter.

I was like Street Fighter and then like Marvelous Capcom. Those are like my games. Because I remember when I got into our friend group, one of our friends that they were really good. at Street Fighter and I Dogged him Yeah FBS is always Was always the thing

That was like fucking Time Splitters Fucking Fucking uh Doom quake Medal of Honor Metro fucking

fucking borderlands back in the day Uh There's so many good ones For me it was only Halo and Medal of Honor man And Gears I guess There's a lot Well Gears is Third Person

Me really the only thing that got me into FBS is genuinely was Modern Warfare 2. That changed the game for me where I never played online as far as that goes. I would only be online I would just fighting games.

And when that came out because I guess it was so, it was such a big deal to everybody. It was so, it was, I think I got, I prestige, like, which is something that I never dreamed of doing that I played that many matches to get to that point.

And I know when you think about it Now that's not a big fucking deal. People do that shit all the time. They'll go like three, four different... They'll just keep going and going and going. But at that time, I was like, wow, I can't believe I maxed out my shit. And now I'm still going. And I'm good enough to where I'm one of the best players at that, you know, that oil rust place were just...

I can... I'm one of the better players in the area where I usually win that no matter what. And that shit's weird to me because I don't think I can do that with any other FPS. I think I'm dog shit at any other one. get whooped and I think that's probably why I stay I downloaded siege because people were like oh let's play siege and I was like man do I really want to like fucking embarrass myself

like do I really want to like you know yeah Rainbow 6 siege is the one that I haven't played it's like Bunty's been screaming at me to play it so good game right yeah I'm sure it is but it's also like I like energy in FPSs like I like to

run around and do cool shit and like fuck with physics and it feels like Rainbow 6 is a bit more like real More of a slow kind of strategy game, which I, or not like a strategy game, but it's like a slow, more meticulous kind of planning-based game.

And I just feel like in those games, I'd rather just play like a splinter cell or like a third-person stealth game. I feel, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I should give it a try, though. I don't see why not. I think I have it on PC.

For me, when it comes to shooters, I was very bad for a long time. I really had like a, like, I remember seeing me play Halo 5 at first? I was fucking god awful. I think it genuinely is probably like shooters, first person shooters and fighting games are probably the hardest genres to really get great at. Yeah.

I've definitely become way better at like, I'm pretty good at shooting games now. Like, I can play them. At least if they have like physics that you can learn. But like, it took me a while to get good at shooting games. Like I was really bad Overwatch for a long time. I was horrible at Halo. When you first started playing Destiny, I was, I was, I was a nightmare.

Like I would consistently go below 50. Like, it was really, really, really bad. Now I've gotten like much better at the shooting games in general. But like for a long time,

I was the worst ever. But like they're hard. They're probably really hard to get picked up to pick up and play because I think the nature of them is so competitive. Yeah. Like even in single player. Like Doom maternal is so hard. Doom maternal is so fucking challenging.

I'm not justly hard. I'm playing it right now. And it's, and infuriating. It's, um, I love it, but like it's one of those things where it's like, if you're a kid, yeah, you're just, you're going to get trounce. Like, you're just, you're totally fucked. And I feel like it's the same way with fighting games. It's like, you can't just pick up a fighting game and expect to be really good at it. Whereas like, you could pick up a game like Jack and Daxter or like Ratchet and Clank or pick up like a racing game. And you're probably going to be, you're probably going to be good quicker than you're going to be, you know, struggling. Because those games kind of guide you in the way you play. That's why. In fighting games and shooters, you don't really get guided. You kind of get. You kind of get. dropped into the idea with the, I tell you to like, you got to either shoot, throw a grenade or in this game, you got to punch, kick, and shoot a fireball, something like that.

Well, a fighting game is so heavily dependent on memorization and so heavily dependent on, like, memorizing combos and, like, very specific and very, like, very acute dexterity in, like, moving the stick in a specific way and, like, timing and, like, that stuff's not easy. And with a shooter, it's even more complicated because every button is in use and the two sticks are in use. Like, I honestly, I genuinely, it's to the point where I don't understand how a person can play an FPS without playing claw, without playing with their index finger on the face buttons. I cannot, I cannot fathom how anybody does it otherwise. Because moving your thumb off of your camera to hit the face buttons is such a drastic risk.

I've never even considered doing that, though. It helps. like it helps it hurts with the index it hurts like a bitch i didn't if you look up uh you could look it up like a claw grip uh like xbox controller like or like controller like you'll see what i'm talking about but it's basically i don't know like i i i didn't really think to do it it just dawned on me like when i was playing like at a really young age i was like i have to sacrifice aiming my fucking gun just to hit the jump button and just to hit the melee button and just to hit the melee button and just to sweep which weapons and just to reload.

I don't want to do that. How can I make it so I don't have to do that? And I just sort of got used to playing that way. And I know a lot of people are like freaked out by that. No, it's what's to call it? It's understandable. Like, I can barely do it. And it hurts my hands because I'm not used to holding a controller like that. But when I use it, I'm like, this is extremely better. Oh, like when you put one of your bumpers to jumping. Bumper jumper changes the way you fucking play video games. Literally it's insane. Like controller like.

layouts are wild. That's when people have like particular layouts for games when they play competitively. I get it. I understand it now. It's like, oh yeah, that shit definitely affects you. Oh,

yeah. Well, first of all, I feel like with that claw grip thing, I feel like at that point maybe it's time to just mouse and key it because that's where it seems like you would be, you would dominate much more to where you're just your hands resting on the keys and you're,

you're just already at all times. I feel like, well, maybe the problem with mouse and keyboard is that my hands immediately hurt when I'm playing mouse and keyboard, like instantaneously. because it's just the way that you have to position your fucking stupid wrist

and I'm sure you've got like you play on PC right now I am for the past couple years I've been playing on PC have you had the experience of just like the this is Sarah Spain from Good Game with Sarah Spain brought to you in part by Vital Farms Let's talk eggs

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder,

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Visit 4thepieple.com for an office near you. What is it, the base of your wrist being fucking red? I try my best to position myself in a way to where it's weird. Like my elbow is on the, what do you call it, the rest of the chair? whatever you call it and then it's i'm positioned in a way that i'm like hovering and i'm trying i already have like carpal tunnel so it's kind of like just i have to position the best way possible to where i think i figured out how to not suffer and right but i think it's i'm sacrificing comfortability though and i'm not as at attention so i kind of you know i kind of fucking myself yeah it kind of

yeah it kind of fucks me up still like i try to play mouse and keyboard sometimes uh and in a game like Doom, I can do it. But in a game like Destiny where I'm just like, I have so much muscle memory built in already. Yes. That I'm just like, I'm gonna, I can relearn this on keyboard, but I'm just going to be worse. I feel you. I just will. No, I totally, I totally

understand that. Alex Morrison wrote in, he says, Hello, Tank Commanders. What would you all consider to be the most over-hyped game ever? Mine's gonna be very, mine's gonna be super fucking I'm gonna get crucified. Okay, let's hear, let's hear yours, Chris.

Aren't she scared? I'm nervous. Say it. Half-life 2 is fine. Half-life 2 is entirely serviceable. You're going to hear some shit, Chris. I know. Oh, my God.

It's not a bad game. I cannot believe you said that. It's not a bad game by any means. You're about to lose a lot of followers. You're going to lose a lot of followers. Look, the gravity gun is fucking cool. Like, that's a really fucking cool idea. It's super innovative.

I like it. But it's like, I don't know, man. I've always had the unpopular opinion, though. that like I just feel like the first half-life is really fucking special and really cool and really it really had a really good tone that I feel like to just sort of

it sort of reinvented itself Half-Life 2 has the tone of Half-Life 2 Canceled. And that's fine, it's a cool tone. Cancel culture. I don't know what it was about it. Like there's levels in it that I really like that we don't go to Raven Home level is fucking incredible.

But it's also marred by the fact that oh hey here's a fucking horrible on rails kind of driving section where you have to drive this fucking horrendously controlling ATV-ass thing through a fucking LA River looking garbage dump and it's like I don't know I feel like Half-Life 1 felt a little bit more focused and a little bit more restrained

obviously due to like technical limitations but by the time I had played Half-Life 2 you know I played it super late so I had already played I had already played Halo 3 I had already played fucking portal people would talk about how blown away they were by Half-Life

and I guess Half-Life 2 and I guess I get it in the sense that yeah this is cool for the time the physics are really fucking amazing but by that time like Halo 3 had already on console Halo 3 had like some of the craziest physics I had ever seen like you can you can light

a rocket launcher round on fire with a flamethrower as it's flying through the air and it can graze a player character and set them ablaze. Like that's the kind of shit that Halo 3 has built into it. So like when I saw like, oh, you could levitate a sawblade and cut a zombie in half, it's like, okay, that's cool. But by 2007, it wasn't anything that I hadn't necessarily been exposed to before. So I feel like a lot of the impact of what was new about it was kind of lost on me.

I understand that. I disagree. Like I think, but I also, you did play it late. So that's where that point is valid. I agree with you that like definitely play. If I played that game when I wasn't like 11 or 12 years old, I wouldn't have liked it as much. So I do understand your point. And it's not a bad game.

Like people will immediately be like, no. It's a great video game overhyped in your point in your point of view. Yeah, it's perspective. I guess so. No, look, I told, I'm on board where I, it didn't hit me in this. didn't hit me in the way that it did anybody else. It was because of me being also late to the franchise where I think experiencing something like that when it's fresh, I think really adds to its charm, I guess.

Oh, for sure. I feel like that's probably true for Halo 3 also. Yeah. Like if you weren't there for the beginning of Halo 3 and you play it now, you're probably like, oh, this is probably fine. I disagree with that, but that's just my. I mean, I personally disagree with it, but like I also think, like, you know, it would make sense to me.

that somebody who plays Halo 3 for the first time in 2020 would be not as impressed as somebody who had played it on launch when it was fresh and, you know, the online ecosystem was so complimentary to it. I feel you. I did, I remembered having fun playing the original Kingdom Hearts. I remember, like, really enjoying. I thought it was, like, really charming, really fun.

And two, I didn't finish it because I was borrowing it and then I gave it back. And three, I remember. just the hype surrounding it and then I'm like what the fuck happened? Three was a letdown man. Like what, what I don't see what what made it such a letdown because it was such a it seems so quiet to me that I kind of was excited to play it and then I nobody was fucking talking about it.

The thing is okay well I can I go on for hours pretty much the problem with Kingdom Hearts three was that um kingdom hearts inherently had a very convoluting alluded story. But the thing is that it built up several characters to do much better things later on in the game. Like A number one, the character, Riku. In all the previous games, Rico came from the character that fell really down in the dumps and meant to the bad side.

And then, like, he became good. And then he even excelled beyond the main character. And it's like, oh, that's really, really cool. But then at the end of the game, he gets cucked. Like, bad. Like, they cuck him. And I'm like, wow, this is super fucked up. And then also another big problem with that game is that game is so easy. What's your answer though?

Mine? Yeah, like what was overhyped for you? People are going to get mad when I say it. I think modern warfare too overall was very hype, overhyped. I never liked that game ever. I never, never liked that game. I always thought it was like, this game is really not that. I played that game and I was like this game is so much worse than Halo. People like it more than Halo. That's what I kept thinking the whole time. I was like, Halo 3 is a better game than this. It's a different shooter, though. It's a different type of shooter. I know it's a different type of shooter, Especially now I get it, but when I was younger, I was just like, Halo's a cooler game than this entirely.

Well, I felt that way too, but I still liked. I still like that one. I hate that game. I understand, I would agree, I understand that makes perfect sense to me that somebody would think that that game is overhived. Because in general, Call of Duty as a series is overhyped. So it makes sense that the most, overhied one. The one that I think has the most, the highest pedigree. And I know some people will be like, Call Duty 4 has a higher pedigree.

I guess it has more. It has more respect, I guess, because it was the first one, and it wasn't really trend hopping, and it really did kind of trend set for a lot of FPSs going forward, which is partially why I hate it. Because it found its way into, it found its way into shit that I liked. Like, it found its way into Halo 4, and it's like, here's perks and shit. It's like, no, get the fuck out of here. Halo 4 is a fucking travesty. Like, I don't mind, like, I don't mind perk. Here's the thing.

As a general concept, I don't mind weapon loadouts. I don't mind perks. I don't mind any, I don't even mind fast kill times necessarily. I, ooh, I disagree with the fast kill times. But, no, no, no, but that is a staple of a particular franchise. In Call of Duty, it's fine, because that's what I expect. I expect fast kill times. I expect, like, just, like, mindless run and gun.

I expect people to just have a better gun than I do. and like maybe eventually I'll grind and get a better gun and then I can fuck over other people who are below me or just... I get it. Like I totally get the appeal of it. It makes sense to me because I played it when I was a kid

and I did like it. But the thing that I don't like about Call of Duty is just how infectious it was to the industry in general where every FPS that came out after Call of Duty had to emulate it in some way and it was the most infuriating time

as an FPS fan to exist in the game space. Because you had like stuff like Homefront and like Medal of Honor rebooting. My God. The Medal of Honor reboot was just a worst Call of Duty and it's like, oh my God, just be Medal of Honor. And when Halo 4 came out and had all this stupid shit,

I was like, what are you doing? People aren't playing this game because they want Call of Duty. They bought Halo because they want a Halo game. That was the frustrating thing about Mono Warfare to me. I've never liked those games. games. I never liked them. I never really had fun playing them. I had fun. I had fun playing with them because all my friends are playing it. So like all of us together had a good time, all the joking. And like the modern, the call of duty community is pristine still. Like it's still, it's still where

you want to go where you want to hear some kid from Sweden call you to N-word. Like that's still the game you'd go on to hear like the most vile fuck shit. But when I played the game, when I would put the game, like when I'd have it in my hands and I'd control the game, I'd be like, I don't like playing this at all. I didn't, yeah, I didn't have that, I didn't have that issue because like say, you know, as a fan of like fighting games or something. Yeah. My favorite to this day is still Marv versus Capcom too.

However, I can still play Tekken, which is vastly different, but they're in the fighting genre. And I, and I feel like I didn't, I didn't compare the two or I didn't compare certain fighting games to other fighting games. I'm just like, all right, this is this one like killer instinct is killer instinct. And that's how I felt with modern warfare, but I do totally understand. how when something becomes that popular, it influences every other game

and it really ruins shit. And Call of Duty is also responsible for ruining games. Assassin's Creed because they started cash cowing just like Call of Duty, which is, why the fuck would you do that with a game like that? A whole narrative.

Every year. It's a game about a narrative and you come out on every fucking, that's just inherently stupid. That was the stupidest shit that they did. I couldn't believe that. But they're like, oh, Call of Do you's doing it.

Let's just get a couple of, fucking, I couldn't believe they did that. And then I serves them right, that Unity exploded. It was so broken that I still have footage of just people floating in the air fucking Call of Duty.

That was them. It was them because no one was really doing that. Who was fucking releasing games every goddamn year other than the sports genre? They don't count. Yeah, the sports guys and mobile games were pretty much doing that and that was it. Yeah, Call 3rd and Rune video games in general. I literally like, I just

I hate them. I hate that game franchise. I just hate it. I fucking hate it. I hate it. I'll never play it. Like I'd rather, I literally swore on stream, but I would never, ever, ever, ever, ever play Warzone. And I'm going to stick to that. I will never. Well, Warzone is called duty and battle royale, which is like the worst possible. Those are the two. Disrespect. Those are the two worst things, in my opinion. In modern games. To happen to the video game industry. I guess I could, that's a legitimate, a legitimate answer of over. hype shit. That would have, because I didn't even think about that. The Battle Royale. I didn't even think about that. That's, I haven't, I don't think I've actually, I'm trying to think, have I played any, no, I haven't, I have not played Fortnite. I didn't get a chance to play PubG or I just, you know, nobody was really playing it when I got remote kind of interested, because people already hopped over to Fortnite and then,

what were the other ones, Blackout and Apex? Apex. Apex. That was one that I almost tried. This is Sarah Spain from Good Game with Sarah Spain, brought to you in part by Vital Farms. Let's talk eggs. Vital Farms pasture raised eggs, to be exact. My favorites, the only kind I've got in my fridge. No joke. And here's why. These aren't your average eggs. The hens live on open pastures with fresh air and sunshine all year long. They forage on local grasses and stretch their wings. They're living their best life. That care really shows in the taste. I love mine scrambled with a little butter or whipped up into a fancy frittata. And here's something most people don't know. You can trace your eggs back to the farm they came from. Seriously,

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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Apex is actually a fun video game But yeah It would be so much better If there was more to it than just a Battle Royale is just so sad Because it's like a race to the bottom It's just like hey here's all this free shit Right

And then we'll drive people Here's what the strategy is Get people to play your game Because it's free and obviously By default affordable to everybody And then everybody plays it And then in order to compete with a game like that and to compete in the market and in people's consciousnesses,

you have to come out with something that is also free but less expensive so you don't risk that much money. And it's basically... No, no, no, it's not what happened with destiny. This is what happened in the fucking mobile game sphere. Because initially, when mobile games started taking off, you had some games that actually were really well-developed and well-renowned studios were, like, developing games

for fucking the mobile sphere. But then they started going to be like, Oh, wait, you know one's going to pay for a game that's $5, but maybe they'll pay $99. Or maybe they'll, you know what? Maybe we'll just make a free game. Here's fucking Flappy Bird. And we'll just put ads on it.

And then suddenly all of the effort and talent left that entire development sphere because it's all based on just serving ads and making money for very, very little investment. I feel you. And that is what Battle Royale signifies for the gaming industry on console and on PC. and it scares the shit out of me the thought that the only viable games that could exist in the far future are just free to play

fucking low effort it's pretty disgusting time sinks that is such a scary prospect did you see how much of Fortnite is worth did you see that recently? Yeah it's why I hated Fortnite I fucking couldn't stand it every time I would see it I would get so sick

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