The Snark Tank - #190: Kevin McCallister vs Mowgli

Episode Date: November 20, 2023

This was recorded 2 weeks ago

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I choose you. I don't know. Spermhound. What was Goku's name? I already forgot. It was Gocom. It was Gocom and sperm hon. And then for trunks, it can be, what is it?

Sponks. Sponks is good. So stupid. Anyway, welcome to the StarTek podcast. What a way to start off. for the month of well it's not for the month of November we're going to be doing several podcasts this week but it's

November we're approaching on Thanksgiving slowly but surely it was election day yesterday I think I don't care it was yeah it was like for local stuff for local stuff which is actually more important than the president but like when people don't care

people don't care enough about election to the point where like you're probably hearing about that for the first time from this show that it wasn't even election day so people who were actually paying a from Ohioans or Ohio I don't know how you say it. Ohioans, Ohioans. I got so many text messages from the conservative party in New York begging, begging for me. Please make weed illegal. Please. It's like, yeah, that's great. Yeah, sure. You're going to get me. You got me over there.

Help me. Help me, Chris. Man. So what happened? Well, actually, before we get into anything that happened and we're obviously going to be focusing. So I don't know if we've communicated this to everybody, but we've communicated this internally and maybe like, I think we might have talked about it a little bit on air, but I just want to make this clear too. We are kind of moving towards a more question-oriented format for the show because we get so many questions now. The show's exploded and by the way, awesome news. Thank you for that. It allows us to do two episodes. Part of the reason why we're doing two episodes is just to get to all these questions in the first place, because there are so many. So if you're jumping onto the Patreon tier,

at the, I think $5 level is the audience participant where you can get a chance to get your question around on the show. We do try. I try my best to get to every single person, but at the same time, it's like, there are just questions that are just either two verbal. Like, some of you write paragraphs, man. And like, I appreciate it, but we want to get everybody's question read.

We also want to get as many questions in per show. And if there's like one question that's like five minutes long to read, I'm not going to, I'd rather get five. more questions in. You know what I mean? Obviously, that's the plan. It doesn't always turn out that way. Sometimes we get to one question and sometimes we get through like fucking 15 in one episode. It's kind of scattershot that way. But I just want to let you guys know if you're writing in. We do see you and we are trying to get you in, but there are a lot of you. So make your question a fucking banger.

And you'll be in there, man. You'll be in there. It's simple as that. Don't write the entirety of mice and men and you'll you'll get in there. You know? As long as it's a good question and I don't have, is there's minimal edits that I have to make for spelling and stuff? Yeah, and don't write something that you know that we probably can't read. Yeah. Right, yeah. That's a really huge thing.

Don't ask stupid, ask silly questions, but not stupid ones. Well, that's bad advice. Listen, just, if you think the question is good,

get it, but like at the same time, it's like, you could ask, are we gay? Sometimes we're going to miss. Sometimes we're going to miss you and we apologize for that. But also,

You can try again. Like, I do have a bias towards people who have not asked questions before. If there's, like, a new name that I don't recognize, I do have a bias to try to get that in above people that I know have had their quite. Like, Nikki Ziggi gets her questions right out all the time to the point where it's like, well, fuck Nicky Ziggy. Like, who cares? You know? Right, James. That's one of our actual friends, but okay.

Well, that's why I can say that is because we know this person and realize. She cries. She's like weeping. You've got to ruin the joke, sweetie. She cries. She cries. he calls live during the show and she just cries up a storm.

While we said it during this, while we said it in the recording, it was like, how did you hear that? Like, how did you do you hear that? Yeah, yeah. She calls right now.

What the fuck, guys? It's like, what? Yeah, anyway. So, so we are moving towards a question-oriented show format. And that's why there are so many episodes.

That's also why, like, you know, we're trying to get everybody. So just make it a good question. And then there will be no problem. Like here's one from Chris. It's Marcus. We lost another carmine to a giant worm. C is fine, but there are only 23 left.

He wrote in, he says, Hello, dumb, dumber and indespeakable, inescapable black hole of bad takes. What do you think Jerry Seinfeld's take on the Israel situation is? Not the actor, the character. Maybe George and Elaine can get it on it. too. That was, see, see, that's one where I'm like, I don't know what to say about this. I don't know, like, I, like, I looked at that question. I was like, that's a, that's an, that's an amusing question. I have no idea. I don't think any of them give a shit at all,

personally. Would be my read on that, on that group of people. They're terrible people. They don't care about any of it. They're just like, oh, Israel, whatever. I'm not there. You know, who cares? They're like, these Jews are doing something that us Jews don't really like. Ah, peanuts on airplanes. We're the better Jews. We're the better Jews. New York Jew is so removed from real ancient Jews. We don't know.

We don't know. The prospect of an ancient Jew. Like a fucking 700-year-old guy. He's like really funny. He's like hilarious. He is objectively the funniest man in the room, even though he's 700 years old. Well, I guess that would be inherently hilarious.

He kept him alive that long. All right, let me see. But before we get into more questions, did anything happen at all? Like, that's even worth talking about? I feel like nothing, like outside of, I know Grand The Thought 05 is, I guess. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata.

We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before.

Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first Volt-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large.

large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for indeed sponsored jobs. You'll get matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for. Or, go a different way, and get no traction. Seriously, sponsored jobs posted directly on Indeed are 95% more likely to report a hire than non-sponsored jobs.

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Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. It's actually, or not, yeah, Grand Theodore 6, sorry. Grand The 106 is getting a trailer next month or something. So like whatever, I guess, I guess that's happening. That is going to sell like a million units in like three seconds, by the way.

Oh, it's over. It's over. It is fucking unreal how. It's going to be. bigger than five. It's going to be bigger than five for sure. Which is crazy. Because five was already... That was fucking silly. Five came out so long

ago, dude. Five came out for the 360, dude. Literally came out 10 years ago. Literally came out 10 years ago. 10, a decade ago. 2013, I remember. And I remember being like, whoa, this is cool. And then I remember it got ported to the PS4 and Xbox 1. Then it got ported to the fucking PS5 and

Xbox Series X. I'm like, yo, what the hell? For real? This is crazy. I don't think... I can't think of a game that's lasted that long. Like that might be the longest generationally lasting video game ever. I thought Destiny might have had it. Sorry, go ahead. No, I was going to say Destiny would have had it if they didn't do Destiny 2 because

like that was 360 to PS4 or whatever. But like, GTA5 is the only one that I can think of that's been like, fuck. Maybe Minecraft, I guess. Longest non-MMO for sure. That's, uh, well, Skyrim also. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Skymin, I mean, I guess so. I mean, I guess so. I have inched it just by a little bit. Well, in that case, Minecraft has outed it outed it for way longer, though. Switch, I think there was a switch version. When did the switch version of, of Skyrim come out? Skyrim come out. Yeah.

That was like 2017, I think. 2018. Was that the last one? Oh, 2018. Oh, that was, okay. I think. Okay, well, I could be wrong. Remember they made the Alexa version that's actually exist?

Is that real? What version? I thought that was a meme. I think it's real. I don't, that doesn't sound real. I think so I think, I could be wrong, but I remember seeing people be like, I like to play Skyrim and it would do it. And it would like, and it would be like a, like a, like a blind person's video game where

the game would like describe shit to you where it would be like, you're in a cave and then you go like, I move forward. It was like D&D almost, I guess. But I don't know if that's real. I thought that was like a meme because of like how it was everywhere. It's like, oh, you could play it on your fridge. You could play on your pregnancy test. Oh, man.

You could pray. Is it a text page adventure Skyrim? Actually, it's real. But it's real? It's actually, they actually did that? It's real. That's kind of awesome, honestly. I did not expect that to be real.

I thought there was like a meme. I don't know. Anyway, there's nothing going on. No one's dead. No one hilarious died. So I guess we'll just, we'll stick to questions. All right. So let's see.

They'll lead it. They'll probably, a lot of times within the questions, there's some hot topics. and shit. Yeah. They kind of kill it. Gay,

muse be like... Okay, so wait a minute. This name is already fucked. Okay, so gay muse be like, I can't get this thick dick out of my ass. It's like some kind of gayness has started to evolve,

Rodin. I don't know what muse song that's referencing, but I'm sure it's something that I'll kick myself for not recognizing. Anyway, that that person wrote in and they said keeping it brief so I can finally get my question read there you go there you go

you see you see how it works like magic almost as if that was the main prerequisite he goes how old are you when you realize you were interested in girls I was talking with my buddies and they think I'm weird for having sexual intentions so yeah I was about nine I think that's about the time that you probably have an idea right I think by then because you can tell because dude you can tell kids are gay when they're like seven. You know what I mean? Like it's, it's fucking immediately obvious. Like when a kid is gay. My first friend, my first friend in elementary school, I didn't know exactly what gay was then, because obviously I didn't know the concepts of sexuality, but once I got older and knew what I was like, oh, yeah, he was super gay. He was super gay in elementary

school. He was like, yeah, yeah, but go on, go on. No, I mean, that's the question. That's it. I don't know, man. I don't know if I have a, I feel like I knew pretty fucking early. Yeah. But I also don't know. I think I must have been like eight or nine, probably. But it wasn't sex.

It wasn't like, I didn't understand like that. I didn't want to do that because I didn't understand what that was or care about it. I wanted my Spider-Man toys, you know. Right. But I still do it to be honest. There was a, just like I feel like everybody. almost by default has an uncle in their family that's like a porn addict pervert type and if you if you don't if the only reason you don't have that is because you probably are estranged to them but they're

out there and um so my uncle did did not hide his porn stash at all it was it was under his bed but it wasn't like it was so easily accessible so I'm a little kid I'm in elementary school I don't know exactly how old that was, but I remember specifically, and I might have mentioned this before, but there was two that I watched. There was one, because it was a parody of the Rocketeer called the Cocketeer. So, of course, I want to watch that. That's just stupid. Of course, of course. But then there was one called Starbanger. So I was like, what the fuck is this? And it was a gang bang. And this is how, like, you know, how I didn't understand sex where at the very end of it, I remember thinking, why did they pee all over her

when it's like that doesn't even look like piss you know as an older person that's so funny they came all over her he thought it was like a movie and it's like oh man they got the piss wrong these directors don't even know what piss looks like they're so stupid

just such a kid I'm like why they pee pee all over that's so weird imagine having that understanding but not the other part of the understanding yeah like understand this director sucks but not that that's common not piss that is You don't know what the fuck com is at that point.

Yeah. I don't know what the director was. Had to, you know, your limited amount of information that you've retained has to just make up the rest of this part. Like, well, I know what piss is because I pee all the time. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata.

We discussed his vision for the future. of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I, came to IBM. I wanted the experience the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point

when it will mature. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first Volt-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos.

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Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. I'm assuming that's what it is because that's what's coming out of their weeners. Even though it's clearly not the same color. It does not look like pets. You just assume something has to be like maybe there's something wrong with them or something. You know what I mean? Like maybe they're all sick

And that's what this is But To be a child Oh my God To be that innocent Look at some Like at someone Fucking nutting

In a girl's face violently Yeah Going flat on this bitch And then Honestly I remember That's weird I remember being in Yonkers

At the time So it was before I was 10 Or before I was 11 So like I remember this very vividly I think it was like nine And I stumbled Across Hentai

I stumbled across specifically Balma because I was looking for Dragon Ball Z stuff I don't know what the fuck I was looking for exactly but I was just like

oh man the internet's crazy you could look up anything I want to see Dragon Ball stuff and then I found Dragon Ball next man I found

Yeah I was looking You know what I was looking for I was looking for I was looking for Dragon Ball A.F Do you remember that? Of course Dragon Ball Aaf was like the idea of like

the thing after GT or the thing after Z where it's like no one knew what it was it was bullshit It was like a fan thing. But like... So you know what's crazy?

The person, Toyotaro, the person that created Dragon Ball A-F, ended up be creating Super. I think I remember hearing that. I made Dragon Ball Super. That makes sense. Yeah. But anyway, so it was this rumor that I heard about like,

oh man, the next Dragon Ball series. Oh, man, I got to look this up. And I was looking around at stuff and I just found this picture of Bulma just getting fucking railed. And I don't remember by who or what. But like tits were out. out and everything. I'm like, I remember staring at it and being like, I like, I like this,

but I have nothing to do with this. I can't do anything with this information. I just remember being like, this is cool. I'd like to see more of this, but I don't know what I'm seeing. And then I just kept going, I kept looking for other, I just kept going looking for other Dragon Ball stuff. I almost wasn't even distracted by it. But like, that was the first time that I had in, it was like, oh, tits are great. You know what I mean? I like that. Whatever that is. I don't know what I do with But, like, they're cool. It's, it's, it's, it's, Zach, that, I don't know if you, if you guys are fans of King of Fighters, but, uh, of course.

My was my, like, that made me realize how awesome tits are, like, to the point where I had a, yeah, like, I had a, uh, since King of, since, uh, King of Fighters and Street Fighter was sometimes crossover, they had a couple of games, too. S&K and then the other version where the, the Street Fighter people were made into, uh, King of Fighter Sprites, which is super fucking cool. Super cool. I forgot what that game's called, but whatever. It's just, like, rare to see them in that style.

It's really cool. But anyway, that chick, her tits are always bouncing around in her top and stuff. And any time she was drawn, her tits were so fucking big, bigger than ivy. They were just so ridiculous. That's crazy. It was to the point where, but they would draw them bigger than ivies.

Like, they're not actually canonically bigger than ivies, but they draw bigger than I. The thing about, the thing about my tits, like, look, look, I don't. I've studied these, all right? I've studied these. Mai has big titties, but Maia's also bent forward so you see the cleavage. And they, and her fighter stance makes them jiggle quite a bit.

Ivy in so caliber three's tits are so hilariously big. They're so hilariously big that they are like, there's no person that's seen that character as a model. I wasn't like, yo, what the fuck? What are those? They look like, they look like. They look like engorged balloons. They're inflated and I appreciate it. It made me, it's one of those things that, like, I actually don't, I always say this as a mantra.

It's not even a mantra, but I just like say, tits are a plus, but an ass is a must. Like, I'm an ass man. I really like asses matter. But tits is always a wonderful plus. So when you see, like, massive tates, I'm always appreciative, but I don't. And it's mainly because of me being into like being in a combat sports and watching so many like actual athletes. And when I, you know, was really sexually awakened in high school, like say my major, you know, it probably starts more in middle school. But like say high school is when you're like, I'm looking for a pussy now kind of a thing.

I would watch. So every four years, I would watch the Olympic Games. And these are the tippy top athletic women fucking track. poll voting, gymnastics and their asses are fucking incredible, but they had no tits. So, like, the whole thing was that's kind of what my mind

wired to, where I'm like, I appreciate a giant ivy tits. Fantastic. Love that shit, but the ass just does more for me, man. It just... Ass is better to have, but tits are better to look at, I think. You see my

rainbow Mika's finisher and, um, in a her, her, Super in five In Chief Fighter 5? When they fucking slam your head against their asses? That's how I want to die. That's 100% how I want to die.

Does your neck cracks and you die your head flattened between the feet? Have you seen that, Chris? Which one? Her Super, Rainbow Meek, she's the blonde wrestler. And if you just look at her finishing move in her super in Street Fighter 5, her partner crush you with their asses. And I was like, this is exactly how I want to die.

That's just ridiculous. I'm not even joking. That's how I would prefer to die. That is insane. That is such a wild fucking move. Yeah. That's so crazy. It's a lot.

It's just like, it's the best way to go out. Like, always say, like, if you're going to have to die, hopefully you can die in, like, euphoria as well. Like, you, there's some sort of bliss involved in it. Like, you're coming or you're getting. crushed by an ass or let's you know tits or something's going yeah I guess I'm coming and dying I have no idea where to go for beer

it's just so bad I want something's been bothering me and it's not about sex anymore it's the very beginning the the gentleman's name because the music hello hello I'm Malcolm Gladwell host of smart talks with IBM I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research

Jake Mbada we discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes.

building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton?

By 2020. will build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos.

Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for indeed sponsored jobs. You'll get matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for. Or, go a different way and get no traction. Seriously, sponsored jobs posted directly on Indeed are 95% more likely to report a hire than non-sponsored jobs. It really is a no-brainer. Spend less time searching and more time actually interviewing candidates who check all your boxes. Less stress, less time, more results.

When you need the right person to cut through the chaos, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. Listeners of this show will get a $75 sponsored job credit to help your job get the premium status it deserves at Indeed.com slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. Just say it. I'm pretty sure it's hysteria. Could you say it again? I comma. So it's two eyes. I can't get this thick dick out of my ass. It's like, some kind of gayness has started to evolve. I don't know what it is. Oh, no, that's definitely not that. I only know a handful of muse songs, to be fair. Like, I'm not really, like, you know, not versed in muse. Every muse song that I've heard, I really like,

I can't get a stick out of my ass. Damn it. I like how inquisitive, you said that line so inquisitively. I can't get this stick out of my ass. It's like solid snake. All right. Yeah, I don't know. We'll figure.

He'll have to complain to us about not getting it. Anyway, a mean lesbian road, and he says, Hello, Sluts, Skank, and Sween. All right, let's relax. Let's fucking relax a little bit, okay? Nice. It's not fair. You don't know me.

I want to know if, he writes, I want to know if you have any memorable Thanksgiving stories from me. I have the amazing memory of my aunt and uncle, having a WWE Smackdown-type fight in the middle of my grandparents house where my aunt grabbed the nearest dining chair threw it across the kitchen at him because she found out he was cheating on her.

On Thanksgiving, dude? Yo. That's crazy. There's always some bullshit on Thanksgiving, man. There's always some bullshit on Thanksgiving, man. There's always so bullshit. My thanksgivings are all really underwhelming or just like completely fine.

Very, like more. What do you mean? Very normal. There's always some bullshit. Like, me, it's always some. I've got up with my friends. My friend, it's always fine. With my family, there's always some bullshit.

shit. Something always happens. And I'm like, what the fuck? Me and my cousins come back from getting high or some shit like that. I come back from like work. And I'm like, hey, I just want to eat it and something's happening. And I'm like, oh, my God. And I just go to the basement and hang out with my cousin. Like, hang out my cousins and like play video games.

So everybody's done arguing when we go up and eat. Yeah, you always hear about like arguments and stuff. I did have one one thing. So my family is ultra religious on both sides. But typically I would spend most of the time on my dad's side. with that extended family. And yeah, they're very fire and brimstone and all this stuff.

So it was actually kind of interesting how one of my cousins, he is one of, when you use the word flamboyantly gay, right, he's like poster boy. He's like one of those guys where it was also kind of nice to see my family not giving him shit for being so out.

But this guy was also weird. in a way that he brought over the left this i think this was 2021 or 2020 he brought over this guy that he was quote unquote seeing i guess and he looked and behaved exactly do you guys remember the episode of it's always sunny where uh d was dating a retarded rapper do you remember oh my god yeah yeah i do yeah no way the whole thing like they she didn't notice that he was retarded until they pointed it out and then she started seeing this is one of my favorite scenes when she starts like he's watching cartoons

he's laughing uncontrollably his hands looking all fucked up and stuff and then he breaks up with him but uh this guy dressed up and like hip hop kind of style like urban clothing white as shit totally gone he's he's slow and I was just like

this is weird this looks like one of those JF type situations where he kind of of, you know, his significant other is somebody who doesn't really understand what they're in, what they're involved. So, and he was trying to just watch the basketball game and they got into an argument and kind of there was a storming out thing. And I was, it was the most awkward shit ever because I'm like, okay, this is weird because

this guy is probably having gay sex and he, you know he's not gay. Like, he had the vibe that he's like kind of just going along with it because who's, knows, maybe he's getting bought some clothes or some shit, but it was like, this is fucking weird. And that was the only time. The only time I ever had a weird Thanksgiving was that. That's pretty bad

though. That's pretty wild. Like, for me, it's just like my aunt and my sister get into arguments and everybody scream each other in Spanish. I'm kind of just like, dang, that's crazy. I'm like downstairs just like trying to get some rice and peas. Like, that's really trying to get my rice and peas on my plate.

And someone starts yelling out. I like, I sit down. I'm like waiting and then it's me and like my other cousins just like wondering what's going to stop and we're like yeah what do you do today and I'm like I don't know like you want to go smoke we go smoke weed we like walk back home from smoking weed and they're like they're done arguing and like uh finally can we eat and like we eat and we just like giggle around the table for hours everybody's out high out of their minds but it's always like some sort of spat between like my particularly my sister and my aunt they always argue and I'm just like uh that's cool that's why I yeah I have nothing I'm not there anymore I'm not there anymore I'm not there anymore I'm free. Yeah, we have no, I just haven't, my family's just so normal, I guess, in comparison. Like, they're, they argue, but they don't fight. It's weird. Like, I don't know how to explain it. Like, they'll make fun of each other constantly throughout dinner for like saying some dumb shit or like, just like, that's a dumb, like, where'd you read that fucking National Inquirer? What are you stupid? Or whatever? But it's never like, it never gets to the point where like it feels like an actual, like hostile place.

So like I would remember here, I remember hearing stories about like people's Thanksgiving being like fucking awkward or really terrifying. It's like I don't understand what the fuck you're talking about. Like I can't even remotely relate to it.

But this is one of the topic of Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving wrote in. Oh nice. Nice. Optimal Thanksgiving meal. Amazing question. I'll tell you mine.

I'll tell you mine, right? Tell you mine real quick. Easy. Easy beast. I'm just easy. Okay. So first of foremost. All right, hurry up. There are certain things that have to be there, right?

Like, I have my own rendition of what I have, but other things have to be there. You have to have cranberry sauce. You got to have turkey. You got to have yams. Yeah. Mac and cheese. Yes.

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So just the basic stuff. Yeah. So basic stuff. For my Thanksgiving. We're talking about optimal. Like no wasted. Nothing wasted. We got some curry chicken.

bro, off cuff. Curried chicken, stew it a little bit. Delicious. Rice and peas, bro. I'm also very Caribbean guys for you guys. Look at me. We got to have some pineal, bro. Another guy has a little bit of pineal, you know?

That's a lot of meat, man. Huh? It's a lot of meat. Oh, well, you only have curry chicken in what you call. They only have curry chicken and pineal. Those are the ones meat to have. Well, it's like rice and peas, mac and cheese. So the stuff that you were listing off,

that's not at yours, you were just listing it off? That's just like, that's just Thanksgiving for people. Everyone knows that. We all know what Thanksgiving is. The question is your optimal Thanksgiving meal. I thought that was your meals. Then collard greens and smoked turkey, bro. Okay.

See, that is the only way turkey makes it in anywhere near my fucking thing. If it's smoked turkey, bro. Dude, I hate turkey, man. A regular oven fucking roasted turkey sucks cock, man. Shout out to my grandpa, bro. Shout out to my grandpa from the South, bro. South Carolina grandpa. That taught us about that shit.

That gave my grandma that recipe that she gave to us. Because collard green to smoke turkey goes fucking bananas, bro. Oof. It's pretty good. I'll smoke turkey is the only way. I'll fuck up a smoked turkey. The only way. The only way I'll eat turkey.

It boggles my fucking dry. It boggles my mind that people like. Turkey's not drying. It depends how you cook it. People, what happens is that it's easy for it to dry out because of how long you cook turkey, it dries out. That's just what happens. Yeah, it's just not optimal.

You can do it well, though. You can do it well. I've had a good turkey. The thing about it, though, it's like, this is the reason why our friends... Because you got to bast it so much. You got to constantly base it. This is the reason me and my friends... This is the reason me and my friends started Chickensgiving instead.

That's the way to chicken instead, yeah. Chickensgiving is way better. It was like, everybody's just like, listen, it's all make... It's not limited to chicken necessarily. It's like, we do it on Friday. We do it on the Friday. But we was like, the rule specifically is no turkey. No turkey.

No one likes fucking turkey. We don't have the facilities and the... time or the fucking income to smoke one because it's expensive to smoke anything. Yeah. Relative to time and all that stuff. It's an inferior bird, man. It is just an inferior bird, yeah. I think that's fried turkey is good.

But fried turkey, smoke turkey is all right. It's all good, but it's just if chickens are great, why not? Let's have some fucking chickens, man. They're easier to manage. So what we would do is, what we would do is we would have all sorts of chicken dishes. So, like, some, one of us would, I would make wings, like, specifically, and I would, like, marinate them. I would marinate them specifically in, like, hot sauce and then fry them. So that way they were still, they were still, like, really hot.

But they wouldn't get all over your fucking fingers. So you wouldn't need, like, 85 napkins to fucking eat them. So I would make wings. Other friends would make tenders, curry chicken. And then it would be, like, mac and cheese and stuffing. I got a soft spot for stuffing. I like stuffing a lot. I like stuff when it's made well

I don't care about Thanksgiving food at all It's not that I don't like it It's just It's so not If it's outside of Thanksgiving I don't eat any of that shit Like I don't ever go to the store

To pick up cranberry sauce The strawberry sauce I definitely never get It tastes good to me I just when do you do you guys eat it often No Like I would rather That's my whole thing where I'd rather To me it's not like a delicacy

To the point where it's like I only did this one time of year. I'd rather just have like something that I enjoy even more. And I feel like, let's be real, guys, tradition is stupid in all accounts. Like, it's stagnation. Not really. Well, I mean, there's some good traditions. That's weird.

There are some tradition. Look, people do things for the sake of it's just old. And what I'm meaning is you can just tweak and alter them. you don't have to but a lot of times people don't want that because well tradition says we do this and I say who the fuck cares it is weird cranberry sauce cranberry sauce specifically I never found particularly like appealing like I like I like it I like it tastes fine but I hate the texture of it the texture of it the way it like slides out of that it's just a little weird because it's like slimy but also rough at the same time it's kind of

it's like it's like what you imagine what your bone marrow and blood does yeah and Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's weird. But, like, I like, I like the traditional foods, like, for one thing, it's just know for us is what you call it. For me, for things to think. That's like a very conditional thing for, like, me being Jamaican and I'm not at St. Tomian. We always, we always eat that shit.

I love it. To me, if it ain't black eyepies, get that shit away from me, bro. Well, it is. It's right. It's right. Black eyepies. Oh, well, then, I mean, invite me. I mean, because that's, that's a fucking is.

You better be, you better be down here this. here. It's 25th, so make sure you're in town. Oh, shit. That's in like... It's very soon. Yeah, I'm gonna be out of town. Okay. I mean, yeah, I don't... I don't... Yeah, I'll do that because, bro, I don't...

This is gonna sound so... I just gonna sound so weird, but I just don't fuck with my, um... I just don't fuck with my family, like, anymore. Uh, they're just... They're just... They're too in... They're too out there for me, which is funny to say. Yeah, it's just...

That's crazy for me. For a long time, for a long time, I didn't fuck with my, so happened is that my, my, I was very, um, much like the rebellious kid in my family for a long time. I was going to say, I want to do what I want. I don't listen to anybody. My grandma often was right about shit, but the thing is that she was, she's a, she's a, she's a, he's the patriarch. So the way just that you explain things would be very like, I'm right and you're wrong, you're stupid. You don't know what you're talking about. Instead of like, trying to convince me like, hey, I've done this already, dude.

trust me, it's not as smart as you think it is. Right. Because, and that's just the problem with a lot of parents. They don't understand how to parent. They just think that, like, enforcing is what you do instead of, like, explaining. Yeah. There's like, there's like, right. A lot of people don't understand that they can, they really can just reason with kids.

100%. It is really frustrating. Like, I remember, like, when they're young, it's hard to, but when you get older, you can. Like, a teenage can be reasoned with you. I feel like even when you're, it's harder. It's not impossible. eight, even when you're eight, nine, ten, stuff like that. It's like, I think, like, I don't know.

Like, I remember specifically being, the idea that you would argue about a, with a kid about this at all is insane. But I remember specifically, like, in math classes because I hated math classes. I'd be like, I'm never going to use, like, so much of this. I hate this. And they're like, no, you're going to use it every day. And I'm like, no. That kind of math you use often.

But, like, you're wrong. You're not. We're not. And instead of just arguing, just arguing, just arguing, it's like, listen, you won't use this every day, but training your brain in this way will make you smarter. It will be just a good tool to have. These are exercises for your brain to help you get really smart. You're not going to need all of this, but it will help you in the long term to just accept that this is something that works in the grand scheme. That would have been a lot more receptive to that to the idea of like, oh, okay, I'm doing this thing that sucks, but it's like training my brain as opposed to you convincing me that I'm going to fucking do any of this shit outside of like basic multiplication.

That's 2020 vision right there. But still, I think it can work. I think often... I think that is exactly. If the teacher said that, explain that, that is so fucking true, it's just like anything else, even just like physically training. I remember for a while, people were giving Ethan Klein a lot of shit before. He's lost a tremendous amount of weight since then.

He's like back down to like a large size and a shirt, but because it used to be like 2x. But he was, he went on this rant about saying who the, like, why exercise, who cares? spend the X amount of time exercising and for what and you bob but he went on this whole rant and then so obviously the whole fitness industry was shit and all over him no yeah yeah it's like it's the same principle or like say a kid could think that exact same thing but then you tell them you reason with them that this it like for yes it it feels awful most people don't like what i call the beautiful burn like most people don't want to be strained in that way so you explain to them the benefits of it you you reason with them and

the same way that you said, where it's like, you're not going to use this shit every day, but this is going to keep your mind sharp. And it is so much more benefit to explain in that way than to try to gaslight them. And like my fucking, it reminds me of my art teacher.

My art teacher was trying to gaslight me in similar ways instead of just being, because, right, there's a lot of people get older. And I think we're all kind of guilty of this too. I feel like once you get to a certain age, you do somewhat look down on people that are younger than you. You somewhat do have,

yeah, like, and sometimes you've got to self-reflect and realize like, all right, all right. Just because this person's younger, like say I could, I was at the, I'm training at a new gym now. And this guy, we're the same age.

But if a person came up to me and was offering me the same advice to this one dude did because he was like, used to compete in mixed martial arts, there would be just a little carnal of me. Like, get the fuck away from me, kid. But I also would be like, I shouldn't chew him away just because he's younger.

I need to absorb his knowledge. and that's what the fucking your teacher and my art teacher and they're like they're treating us like punks right because we're kids even though it's like come on acknowledge that we're fucking right we have a good take but it's just the argument it's just such a bad argument

because it's like even like my mom's really good at math and stuff she's like really good at it and I remember asking her and she was the one who had to sit me down and explain that to me because the teacher wouldn't I remember saying is am I the teacher says I'm going to use this every day And my mom was like, no, you won't. But like, and she explained like, oh, this is what this is for. And it was only, but like, the teacher should be able to communicate that.

Like, I don't, what if my parents were not smart? You know what I mean? Like, what if my parents aren't mathematicians? And they're like, yeah, fuck that. Fuck that. You're not going to use that. It's ridiculous. You know?

And then they left it at that and then you're just, you don't take math seriously. And then you're fucking idiot. It's like, I don't know. For me, personally, I learned a lot from my grandma because my grandmother was wise and she's old and like she taught me a lot of things but the way she would teach is very crude she'd be like very like disciplinary watching teaching and it's like when i was doing piano right like i wasn't bad at piano i wasn't great at it but i wasn't bad at it and when she was she's very good at like organ and shit he's like dude you're not doing this right like you're not

because first of all knowing how to do something you know how to teach and do something or a completely different things could you beat your grandma on a fight and a fight i would whoop the shut of my grandma's old as fuck i'd kill her I was just a question. What kind of question is that? Yeah, I was just a guy. Could you beat up your mom, Chris?

Yeah. Yeah, I probably could. Yeah. There are elders. They gave their power to us to live. They're not fucking battlers anymore. It really is true. It's crazy.

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This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. It's happier. They look happier. Yeah. You are, that, I mean, it's so obvious that how, think about, look, I love my wife, but me, I, so whatever, doing YouTube for seven, eight years, something like that, I've been waking up whenever I want to. all these years, right?

Like, you'd usually be on average around 9 a.m. And sometimes if I fell a little tired, I would fucking sleep in a little bit more. Now, that's not the case. I'm waking up and I have a routine where now I, 7 o'clock on the dot, which is it's been, I don't know, 9, 10 months, whatever the fuck it's been. I still don't feel used to it because it's just something I haven't done in such a long time. and I know that it's compound stress

now what I'm saying is that's what you have to do for your kids you have to do that once you have certain responsibilities and then you are doing it for how many fucking years for a kid I'm not saying I'm not going to be doing it for like because you know

she's going to get situated we're going to move to Cali and all this stuff whatever blah blah blah but I'm just saying like now compound just my little tiny bit of stress and then times that by however many years, 16 years until they start to learn how to drive or whatever, that, like, discipline of altering your schedule to make sure that they're okay,

then you got to pick them up from the practices, you've got to cook them food, you've got to do all of this shit. I'm like, yeah, so being fucking single and living your life, even if you're just with a significant other, you don't have kids, man. Fuck, yeah, you're going to look way better. You're going to look fucking way better, man. That is... You'll just look younger.

You look less stressed out. Yeah. It's the same thing. You're like, Lily. Lily wakes up at 70 every fucking morning. I'm like, bitch, sorry. Sorry. I wake up at 70 and I go to the gym three days a week.

And then that's it. That's only time up at 7 a.m. Other than that, I'm waking up at like 10. That's what I'm saying. Like, even I remember one of my favorite wrestlers, a lot of people's wrestling, a song called Steve Austin. Once he retired from wrestling,

people are asking, because, you know, there's certain people like the rock. Oh, I get up at 4 a.m. the morning. Fucking, who's the guy that beat up the Vietnamese guy and blinded him. Oh, Mark Warbur? Yeah, Mark Wolber.

Same principle. They get up before the sun rises. They have an exercise in before. I love that that's how we know him, by the way. I love that that's like how we, like, it's not like who was the guy that was in, I don't know, fucking this movie or like who's the actor that was in this or like, it's just like who's that guy that blinded that Vietnamese man in the fucking 70s. That's why I scored said you went on him and the departed, bro.

He was like, oh, this guy will be a minority quick. This guy is exactly who we. I need him. I need him. Please come here. Yeah, yeah. Just all those people, though. Stone Cold was like, I'm retired.

I get up at 10 in the morning now. He's like, I get up at 10. Like that's, and he was like, fuck it. All those people that get up there like, oh, before the sunrise people. I want people that are listening to realize all of those people that do that, they're genetically gifted to be able to do that. There actually is, what is it called, the genetic disposition or disposition is the wrong word. There is a like, let's just say there's a perk that there's some people that are able to sleep like four. hours and they're replenished.

And then there's the rest of us that need to do it at least six or otherwise we're going to have dementia when we're fucking 80. There's, so there's those people that so don't try to do that if it feels like death, right? Most people when they try to wake up at four or five in the fucking morning, they feel like God awful. And then what, you're going to try to go fucking run a mile or two or whatever? Are you serious? It's crazy.

No. Our friend Joe, Joe would wake up at 6 a.m. and run for like, like an hour and come home. And I'm like, Joe, that's crazy. And now he has dementia. Early and going to the gym.

He's already. He's already. Like, that's a hard thing to do already. Like, waking up at 7 a.m. going to the gym to like 9 is, bro,

my body's hamridging by the time I get back home. Yeah. And also because you don't, you don't supplement any energy. Well, no, I take multivitamins and everything like that too. I do that all the time.

That's just, that's, that's requirement for your body to be sustainable I take like energy. I take like, like, good intake, a bunch of days ago to go to the gym, it's like, it's all good intake. Like,

I'm trying to keep myself below my, my threshold of my 2700 or whatever it is. But the shit is like, that shit is so draining that early in the morning. Because my mind wakes up at that moment, my body's like, bro, I got to, I got to rest some more.

Take me to rest some more. So my brain is wide awake. And I'm like, I'm able to do math and shit. I really think that's just because you're, uh, lazy and you suck. I think

Hey man that shit hurts Bro That shit hurts Waking up And doing two hours A hard time in a gym It's fucking sucks It's it's literally

It was so fucking easy for me No problem at all I kid I don't believe you even I don't believe because you would like I don't be able to record sometimes I can't record right now guys Can give me like an hour so I can breathe again What are you talking about?

Especially us What we've been doing being content creators and waking up, making your own schedule it's just ask anybody there's only going to be a very small percentage, probably less percent of the population that would even wake up

before probably 8 a.m. If they had the choice. To me, I don't want to see the sun fucking rise. The sun better be the sun better be the fuck up when I wake up, all right? That's what I did. I used to be a moose like that one.

There were sometimes, there were sometimes there's sometimes in like 2017 when I would wake up and the sun would be setting like it's like that's crazy that's wild granted granted

granted that was like winter time so it's still it's still fucking late as fuck to wake up but it was like you know the sun starts setting at like 3 p.m. in wintertime but like still it's like damn I'd be like I would wake up at like two or something and be like fuck I got like three out like an hour of

sunlight Max. Yeah, that's crazy. That's fucking crazy. Yeah, I don't know, man. Once you have that much control, you're just, you go mad with power where it's like, oh, I'm just going to fucking, I'll go to sleep at 7 a.m. Because why the fuck? You know, why the fuck now? Before Jojo got here, there was a few times, I was just, I would, yeah, yeah, I know what you mean because I would go to sleep. The sun is, the sun has fully risen. It looks like how it looks on Sween's face. Essentially, Okay, I guess I'll go to bed now.

That still happens to me, honestly, from time to time. Like, the other day, I think I woke, I went to bed at like 6 a.m. Just because, like, I was laying in bed and I just couldn't sleep. I went to bed at like three, and I stared. And I was like, fuck, I'm not tired at all. Like, I just, there's nothing I could do. There was nothing I could do to make me tired. And it was just like, damn, this blows.

By the one, I'm fucking powering down now. Yeah. By one, I am powering down. Yeah, yeah. That's, that's pretty normal. I mean, that's, yeah, that's where I'm at right now, too. I'm fucking, yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's whatever. Yeah.

And that's if I let myself sit down. Like, if I, like, if I lay in the bed at like 11, I'll fall asleep. Yeah, I know. I'm trying to stay away from the bed. And then, like, if Lily's, like sleeping, just like, hey, honey, I'm like, I'm about to knock out. He talks to the computer. I'm like, yeah, fuck out. You, but I don't know, man, you're different, man.

You, you actually, I think, have a problem. Because you fall asleep mid-conversation. Like, he needs caffeine. He just won't be an adult. No, it's not caffeine, man. You need some. You think it has narcolepsy? I think so, man.

No one falls. Kingston, I mean this so sincerely. I can fall asleep very easily. No, Kingston, you don't understand. You understand. I have never met anybody in my life. Old people, sick people included, who fall asleep as easily as you do

in the middle of like full-on conversations. You fall in sleep at restaurants and shit. That's not normal. Where does that restaurant before? That's never happened. That's not true. Okay. All right.

That's not true. Give me an instance. We won't. You would have definitely been like, oh, this time, this time, this day. I fell asleep in a restaurant. I remember it very vividly and I won't have it. Don't worry. The fact that I'm scared him was going to poison my food.

So then I don't do it. Because I'm terrible. I have watched you. I've watched you fall asleep at like fucking yard house. I have fallen to my house very easily. Yeah, it's my home. He fell asleep in the yardhouse in the middle of a meal. I saw it.

I watched it. I saw it happen. This is not like a bit or anything. Why not a yard house? do you know they got some bomb at chorizo you don't remember because you were asleep the whole time I guess but like I got tired of yard house before I wasn't asleep

you've all right we won't get into it it's pointless but I'm concerned about you boy also yardhouse is gross something's disgusting hey they have a do you ever try that try their dip it's like a chips in like casso with chorizo on it

that's fucking that's pretty good yeah that's really the only thing that I remember from there was really good I like their calamari too to be fair but like I don't know yard house is like very much like They're eating that shit, bro. They're bored of, Carlamari's delicious. I don't care what you say. Stop.

They have the same problem that Cheesecake Factory has with, like, their menu's too big for any of it to be really, really good. So, like, it's just like, mm, all right, I guess what it would, you, you just have to go with a burger or a chicken sandwich or something. It's something that they can't fuck up unless they were just egregiously bad. I can't wait until you guys figure out that eating calamari and eating food. No, we're going to have an emergency day. We're going to have a fucking, with the, with the squid people. Whatever, man. Take me.

I don't care. I think I fucking care. They're not gonna, they're not gonna, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never,

I've been ally, I've been allied the whole time, I've never eaten one of you guys. Never once. Maybe, yeah, we're all gonna be like,

we're all gonna be like, Maria in fucking gears too. No, that's like, I've never once, I've never once. I've never, I do not fucking care.

I do not care. I will eat them. I will continue to eat them. I will continue to eat them. When they come up and say hi, I will eat them again. God damn it. And high,

Yeah, they're going to say hi, then squeeze your fucking head off. They're going to fucking crack your head like a fucking egg. They're going to knock on their head with their fucking top of your head with their little beaks and crack it open and slurp your brains out. Whatever, I got nothing. I got nothing to worry about, you know. I got nothing to, I don't got like a son, you know, whatever. Kill me. Fucking who cares.

That you know of. That I know of. That's true. I'm fairly confident. I'm pretty, I'm actually like 100% confident that I don't have some random kid out there. That's pretty good. Yeah. You better really hope not.

One time I got scared. You better really hope not. What are you saying? What are you saying? One time. I'm not going to detail. I was like you really better to hope not. You sound like you have some insight.

What are you talking about? Yeah. Why me? Just better hope not. I am specifically on, I am specifically on good terms with everybody. So I would know. Yeah. Like I would know.

Yeah. By now. It's better hope you don't. Don't. Just hope you don't. All right, whatever. We'll see. We'll see. We'll hope you don't.

I don't. Let's move on. What's it? Shut up. Brog Cox, the ginger who looks like Ed Shearing with a tiny pee-be-roaring. He's like, hey, snarkos. Do you guys ever forget to screw your pee-pee on before leaving the house? Sometimes I forget.

That's crazy. And I end up with constantly eruptuously eruptuously up to be in the car. I love this question because the premise that it. Yeah, the premise that it opens up, it's like, All right, honest, actual question, if you could unscrew your penis, how often would you even have it on you? Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business?

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Like, you wouldn't take it any. Like, I wouldn't take it to like a club. I wouldn't take it anywhere. Because I know its presence is going to fuck my brain up. It's like, it's like, if this is gone. Well, no, that's a penis. You got detach the whole set. What do you mean?

Like the whole, like, you go down that area and you like, you push in and then you push in and lift up and let detach the whole thing. where your balls and your dick. Yeah, yeah, that's the whole thing. It's on the table. The whole package. The whole thing. Lily's like,

Kayson, you put your fucking dick and penis on the counter. My bad. I was going to clean it. Yes. Sorry, I wanted to. I wanted to clean it. I wanted to give it a soak.

The, yeah, I don't know, man. The premise of that of being able to take it off in the first place, it sounds so great. It does. It would be easy to sleep too sometimes

because sometimes you, I don't know if you ever got a morning would, because like I'm a, I'm a, I'm a back and stomach sleeping. Like, so you can fucking, you can be on your back and then in the middle of the night flipping over and all of a sudden crush your fucking boner. You know, like, or at least you feel the pressure and you're like, ah, oh, fuck. And then, and they. So I took my best, that's why I throw my penis away, bro. It'll be so much easier.

Just put it on like the, you know, like you got like a nightstand. Just put your dick on the nightstand and then just like a charge, like a charging station. Yeah. Yeah. Like, you know, it's like an Apple watch. that would be so good life would be so much fucking better that's what I always say

I always say to religious people I'm like nigga if I if I were the I could create humans I can do the best job creating people

like this is the best thing I don't know about that you can do a better you can probably do a better job that evolution has probably well see that's what I'm saying I'm like I know this evolution by how fucking flawed we are

like we're so like the fact that it's so easy to choke what you need to do something like eating and breathing and shit like you got the same tube such terrible designs the fact that like there's just there's too many there's too many things i's too many understand how you i can't understand how humans had babies and didn't get killed by predators it is crazy that's something in my brain that i can't understand how that happened you had a lot of i think about that too because they're so loud they smell like they're just like i think about that all the time. I'm like, how

did we get? I think by the time we were smart enough to come down for the trees, we had already been capable of killing predators by then, I think. Well, you know what I think it is? I think it's because we're pack animals. You know what I mean? It's because like,

and I think that's partially why. It's because like, listen, we, just the two of us ain't protecting this fucking stupid screaming piece of shit. Like, we need every single person on board with this thing. And that's kind of what like saying dude yeah i think about that too where it's like dude a baby in like a scenario where like the woods are trying to kill you is the i i can't fathom how

it makes no fucking sense like you know zombie apocalypse bro and i have a fucking newborn i'm sorry you always think about like it was it was like fucking um what was it that stupid baby in the walking dead i was like that thing would have been shotgun blasted so fast realistically you're like oh you can't have that you can't have that you can't have Stupid. So stupid. They're literally zero benefit creatures actually genuinely. Like even like even like predatory animals and prey animals, they can walk within months. Right.

Yeah. Prey and gaze. That's why like it's like, okay, evolution versus intelligent design. The fact that babies are so dependent, they can't do anything for themselves. There's nothing. Granted, they learn really fast. They absorb knowledge, but they can't, they still, like, they'll die immediately. Even, like, what, let's see, maybe five years old is when they can finally maybe just be competent enough to survive on their own if they're, like, because there are stories of babies being abandoned, like toddlers being abandoned.

Not against me, man. Not against me. I'm taking down a five-year-old easy. Oh, yeah, age. Like, that five-year-old doesn't have a chance, even a feral five-year-old. Just a cap-ware around. I'm taking that thing down. I think Kappelware around housing a cat.

I think Mowgli would kill you. Just. I think Mowgli would kill you, Chris. Mowgli? I think Mowgli would beat Shadi. I think you would, I think you would get Mowgli to me like goes up a tree real quick. And he like, what the fuck? And he throws a rock at your head.

Like, what are we talking about? Like six-year-old Mowgli could probably kill any of us. No, he, no, that's ridiculous. He's six-year-old Mowgli. He cannot out-fight us. He cannot out-fight us. But if we are put in his area, he's killing us 100%. That's for sure.

Yeah, I mean, if the whole deal To the advantage I'm talking about neutral He'll lead you to Maloo He'll lead you to the snake King Louis will rip your arms off Like you know But that's you're bringing in old friends at that point

That's not even him That's not him though That's his friends then No that's him using his He can kill you with a bear It's like yeah I could kill fucking Mowgli with a bear too If I had a bear friend

Of course He's dead He can talk to bears though You can't talk to bears It doesn't matter What happens is you'll lead him to a bear And him and the barrel start dancing and singing and they'll come back after you. I would kill Mowgli.

I would kill Mowgli in a fucking instant. He would not stand a goddamn snowballs chance in hell, man. He's gone. I don't know, man. I don't think you're able to be able to be the jungle dweller, man. They're different. He's six years old. It doesn't matter if he's a jungle dweller.

I will definitely. I think he'll go up a tree so fast. He'll be like, what the fuck? And you'll change your mind right then. He's not a fucking actual. I'll set the tree on fire with my fucking lighter. He's not like a chimpanzee though. How about how is it?

How about how is it? How about how about? How about he climbs up the tree and I set the fucking tree on fire because I can and I understand how to do that? How about that? How about that? With how? If you got no fucking dead on fire.

You're lighter. You're not going to. First of all, A lighter is not going to set a tree on fire anytime soon, dude. You know that. If you think a lighter is going to set a tree on fire. I'm assuming we're in an area. with more than just, we're in the, what,

we just in a fucking, some, a concrete dome with a tree in the middle of it, that he can conveniently climb, where are we? You're in a jungle. I'm assuming we're in the fucking jungle with like twigs and shit. I assume we have twigs, tinder, some dead leaves or something that used to,

that's not going to set a tree on fire. Oh my God. It's going to take a while. It might take a while, but he's up there. He's got to wait. What is he going to do? Broh. He's doing, he's going.

He's moving. He's singing, dog. He's talking, he's singing. You just hear music in the tree jumping around. I don't think you understand what a six-year-old is. I don't think you understand what a six-year-old is. You can absolutely kill a grown man. If he can fast, he's one of his little spears, which I'm sure he's fast, he's a little jungle dweller.

You're giving him spears and kill you. Why can you have a spear? I can't have a lighter. If we're doing CQC, no, a six-year-old is very likely not going to beat somebody. But if you drop mostly in his environment. Like that you're saying, as if they have it's insane. No, there's a chance. chance. There is a

if this, if, if because if he has a little knife throat, that's it. You're gonna come to him throat. Why are you giving him things? You keep giving Mowgli a spear, a bear, a knife. Why does he have all this shit? And it's just me. It's just like, where are you getting

your lighter, Chris? Where are you getting your fucking lighter? Where's Mowgli crafting a spear in an instant? He can do that. You don't, you don't think he's been, you don't think him a little jungle boy knows how to craft the spear. Pretty fast. Not in a fucking instant. He's dead. He said, I'm killing this child before he gets his hands on a stake.

I think you're, I think you're, I think you're, I think you're, I think you're, I think you're, I think you're, I think you're, I think you're, I think you're, I think you'll go for him to grab him, but he's a jungle boy. He don't got the, like, he don't have the laws and the rights that you think of. He'll go right for your throat, bite your throat out. That's it. That's hilarious. That's hilarious that you think. And then they start coming out. They're like dancing.

They're like, ooh, ooh, ooh, I don't want to be like you as you're bleeding to death. You really... The monkeys are going out slapping you as you're choking on your own blood. First of all, his teeth are in bad shape. First of all, his teeth are in bad shape. He's a jungle dweller. They might be jagged. They may be very jagged.

Yeah, maybe. Maybe. I'm punching him in the fucking face. I'm sticking my thumbs in his eyes and he's gone. How about that? My thumb in his eyes, he's gone. Oh, what's he going to do? Listen, he's never been blind before.

He doesn't know how to handle that. I'm going to kick this little blind. idiot around until he's fucking a ghost clearly. Until I can see the white light leaving his eyes. Do you think? Do you think? He could be 12 year old Mowgli. 12 year old Mowgli? You can be 12 year old Mowgli?

12 year old Mowgli I think would be more of a challenge but I think I could still beat him yes. I don't know man. At 12 that's different bro. Once it gets the 17 and 16 that's a big question. That's when that's when it's like oh probably not. I think what I think yeah I think six-year-old...

That's a jungle-dwelling kid with, like, the experience and the muscle mass of, like, a... H-G-H has fucking exploded to where they're having their growth spurts. They're getting their testosterone skyrocketing to where they're... That's a dangerous fucking kid right there. They're dangerous... But the idea that you even entertained... The idea that you even entertained the idea... The six-year-old.

That six-year-old Moli could take anybody is outstanding. Maybe, bro. I don't think it could out-restle you. I don't think you could out-rest with anyone. I don't think it out... Six-year-old, Mocke in a fucking hot car overnight, and he's fucking done. I'm not saying, you're just one I'm saying

in a conical, he'll actually outpower you or no. I think he could definitely kill you, though. That's the thing. In certain scenarios, though, but in the scenario that is painting where it's just one-on-one combat, nah. Given the situation, if we were dropped in his area, and he knows the surroundings,

because in those scenarios, yes. He's escaping and evading ship-on. You guys are not, you human beings that probably can't do like 35 pushups are not sharecon. That's plot armor for his story. If I had a story, if I had a story about me outrunning a tiger, I'd outrun it as well. But like he, he's not a tiger. But it is what it is.

But it is what it is. Unfortunately, he's that. He can do those things. How do you know the tiger isn't just dumb? How do you know that it's not just a bad tiger How do you know this kid is that fast? Even a dumb tiger is still a tiger, Chris. No.

Even a tiger that has Down syndrome Is still a tiger. In fact, it might be more dangerous It might be more dangerous. I'm taken down. I'm taken down. Because a one where Donjur might just attack The person who feeds it straight up.

Like you're like you're giving all of these Like really weird caveats about it Like it's like it's fucking home alone. It's home alone. Because if you have a little Here's the thing, Kingston, Kingsen, Guys, guys, look, Kingston, hold on, hold on,

without any caveat, it's just the six-year-old. But that's the whole point. That's the conversation. I could freeze, I could literally sub-zero fatality of six-zero, where I grabbed the base of its neck

and I pull its spine out. Obviously. That's all it is. I got to give them something, or there's no fight. It's just you beating up a kid. I got to make it, I got to make it a show.

The question was, okay, take. Do you think you could beat six? The question was, do you think you could beat six-year-old lonely? The answer is yes, objectively speaking. It's like, it's kind of like saying like, oh, well, if you're living in a house and you put a baby next to the boy... Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM.

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Like who would win? It's like the baby with the grenade probably is going to win. Because he's going to unplay. He's going to be like, oh, and then he's going to blow your fucking house up and then it's going to look like a nuke went off. And then the baby wins. Baby wins against Kingston because he's next to a boiler with a grenade.

But it's like that's not what the situation is. Because, yes, because if, I didn't give Mowgli any sort of benefits. He's just a child. Look, I get it. Look, I get it. So it's two separate scenarios, but I, entertaining your scenario actually is kind of fun.

Because think of it in the same way as fighting Kevin McAllister. It's like Kevin McAllister, you can beat the absolute fuck out of him. But can you beat him in his house? Are you sure? No, you can't. Dude, Marvin Harry should have died a thousand times over. Bloody, they'd find you bloody. They would find you bloody in a hallway.

No, no, no, no. They would find you bleeding. I could easily. I could easily surmised, Kevin McAllister. If you're, if you're, Chris, first and foremost, you wear glasses. That's number one. If you get in your face and your glasses fall off. Yeah, that's number one.

And you're dead. You're doomed. Kingston, I don't think, I don't think you fully understand why this is not even a close match, right? Because I am so paranoid and so neurotic. I check every single thing before I do anything. You wouldn't even go in there. It wouldn't even be a fight. You wouldn't even go in. You'd be like, I'm not going in there. Realistically, yeah. I could navigate. I could. It'd be a draw. I'd be a draw. I know exactly like I could navigate. I feel like I could navigate that that house very, very easy. Because there's so many things that happen that happened purely because that happened

purely because the wet bandits are stupid. The idea that, like, he would just step barefoot on broken ornaments is insane. I would never look anywhere bare... I would never step anywhere barefoot without looking. Never. Never. Just would never... So that would not work. The cars on the ground... Oh, wow. Big deal. I'm not going to put my fucking...

I would go in. If I had... If I had reason to go after Kevin McAllister, I would go in and I would be totally fine in that house. They would... I'm not even remotely scared to that house at all. The scariest thing about it would be that spider, honestly. It would be that spider because I'm like, I don't want to deal with spiders, really. What about the... environment number two

like the what is it that's different man that's like a resident evil area that's like a that's like a Alan Wake level in New York and then they're in that I think it's abandoned building

he's like an abandoned oh no that's you don't go in there because I feel like after you beat Kevin McAllister in that building they're gonna have to fight a real monster like a real creature comes out of the ground

and you're like now I'm fighting the lizard from fucking Marvel like what the fuck no I'm not dealing with that there's just too many things in that movie where it's like The weapons are so stupid. Like, and I get it.

It happens. It happens because it, like, it makes the movie fun, but, like, there's no chance in hell. They're stupid, but not that they're stupid. They're in someone else's house. And a bunch of traps set, you don't know someone's house. That's the said, like, they are dumb people. They are, they make dumb decisions. But walking into someone's home that has their home, like, booby trap, very likely you're going to get hurt very bad in general.

Yeah, but they're not like crazy. The kid's not Jimmy Neutron. He's not Jimmy Neutron. There's not like this, right? somebody just wait around the corner, you turn the corner, someone has a pitch in the head with a frying pan. Because that happens to burglars and shit. Like that's what people's houses.

They walk in and they just walk into someone attacking them because they don't know where to fuck to look. How about this? How about this? Mowgli versus Kevin McAllister. Who wins that? Mowgli from... Where does it take place first? Realistically...

Can we do... You want to do two rounds? Two rounds. No, no, no, no. A cabin in the woods. One takes place. When it takes like a cabin in the woods? No, no, no, no, no. Why not?

Why not? That's both. That's both. It is kind of. Because you neutralize, you neutralize the power benefits of both of them, putting them in a cabin in the woods too quickly. You got to do one where they're in Kevin's house. That wasn't even a sentence.

One where they're in the jungle and then one while they're in a neutral place. I feel final destination just in a, that's a blank. FD, no items. FD. No items. Kevin McAllis that's getting eaten alive by Moog. But then the question is going to eat him, actually. But then the question isn't interesting because fucking Mowgli wins in the woods, Kevin McAllister wins in the house.

Yeah, basically. That's what you've just set up. And you've got to have a neutral place, though. I like his idea. I think it has enough elements to be both. A place that can be booby-trapped and then there is, there are jungle elements to a forest or woods. Right. Forest trees aren't heavy like jungle trees.

Fine, a cabin in the fucking jungle. A house in the jungle. How about that? A fucking. A jungle treehouse. There you go. A jungle tree house. There you go.

A house in the jungle. A house in the jungle. There's a boobofo's house. That's a combination of two. It's a house and a jungle. Where are those fucking... I don't know. That'd be a good one.

Do we contact death battle for this? Do we contact those guys? They don't do... They don't be versus Kevin McAllister. They do. Legita versus cancer. It's like, cancer. Dod.

I forgot they existed for a while. That's like the crying baby versus... Crying Baby, what is it? Crying Baby versus Atomic Bomb? Yeah. That's fucking hilarious. I love that shit. I love that shit.

It's so good. Anyway. Jesus Christ. I don't even know what the fuck we're talking about it. Not even a little bit. All right. Let's see. I don't know.

That'd be a good fight. I think, I think. Yeah, we're moving on. We're moving on. Oh, yeah. He said it so disappointed. He's like, yeah. Well, I mean, it was kind of like,

the cue was kind of. like, all right, we're moving on. And this niggas like, alright, let me bring this up again. Kingston doesn't know how to read Q cards. You know, we gotta, we gotta give us, we gotta give you a late night show and then you had to do a

oh my God. We gotta do like a late night segment. I've always wanted to do a late night show. What if I kill it? What if I kill it? What if I'm really insane? I think we could, I have unironically, and I've spoken to Zach about this too and Zach specifically put the idea in my head

I was like, you should do like a late night show, you guys and it would be like, that would be a smart idea but I would want to be behind the camera I'd want to like fuck with everybody and like just find ways to just fuck with the production

but I think it'd be like just have incorrect cue cards up and just like that kind of thing I feel like it'd be fun it was just like it's just so much money to even fathom Hey man, we can raise it

we'll do late night with Sweeney O'Brien or something let's do it All right. Let's see. James St. Little wrote and he says, hey, Chris Kyle, Kyle Enderman and Rodney King. Kyle Enderman. Who's Kyle Enderman? Is that even real? Enderman is a Minecraft thing, isn't it? Is Chris Kyle the... Is Chris Kyle the American sniper? Yeah, is that what he meant? Or is Enderman something separate? Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay, yeah, I'm stupid. Yeah, it's Chris, Chris Kyle, American sniper.

Enderman and Rodney King. Would you guys let Chris build your house because he likes working with his hands? Let Sweeney nurse you back from near death because he was going to be a nurse and let Derek play music at your wedding. Merry Christmas girls. This is a great question.

I don't know why I'm building a house. Like that's my main skill here. I feel like... I feel like mine's the only reasonable one. Like I can. I can. Yeah, that's kind of the only one that's like no way am I letting Sweeney nurse me back to help

in a million fucking years. He's not doing that. Like I would even attempt I'm like just go to a hospital. I would even, I was like, go to a hospital. Get out of my way. What the fuck out of here? I'm not trying to be.

I'm not trying to. You wouldn't even feel obligated at all with your, with your profession? Not even slight. I, I, I know fucking, like, how to, what a 3D molecule looks like and I can put one together. I don't know how to fucking put a nurse someone back to health. I know. Can you draw blood for me? Like most people do.

Can you draw blood for me? I could draw blood for you. I don't know what to do with it. What does have it? I'm like, whoa, babe. It's sitting there. Whoa, there we go. Yeah, like, I mean, I could...

Well, I have the blood. Like, I do know how to build a... Like, I understand how to do this because me and my dad would build a lot of shit for people. Like, we'd build basements and we built, like, specifically, like, it was a house. But, like, I mean, I wouldn't know how to legally do that. Like, I don't know the channels you have to go through to even do that. You know what I mean? Like, I wouldn't even know.

And setting it up. up with like the setting it up with like the fucking county or whatever the fuck like I don't know any of that shit I could build you a house that could stand I guess for a while but like beyond that like I don't why not even in general

for a bit you ever see that house that they built in the Simpsons like the the hurricane destroys that Ned Flanders house and the community comes together and rebuilds them a house and it's complete dog shit it's the master bedroom it looks like it's a long

hallway, but it's just a really tiny door. It's so fucking funny. That's crazy. Did you see the, uh, that's awesome? Is that the, uh, is that the episode where he loses it where he gets like really mad at everybody? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I love that where he says, I'm going to kill all of you with a gun. Ned Flanders, famous line. I'm going to kill, rape and murder all of you, especially you, Bart and Lisa. That's a really good episode. Especially you, Bart and Lisa. First. Especially you, Bart Lisa and Bart

And Bart? Bart Lisa and Bart are fucked And Bart's like, yo Why? And he keeps saying his name twice So it's clearly not an accident Bart and Bart And Bart

Yeah, yeah This is I feel like This question though Mine is so weak sauce Because I'm not a terrible musician. I'm not like I would like Derek play at my wedding.

I've played at at weddings before and I've done perfectly well and Derek's far better at that than I am. So like I can imagine that, yeah, why not? Why the fuck not? I would, Sweeney, no way in hell Sweeney going near me when I'm sick. I remember specifically our roommate, our postman at the time roommate who was a

fucking post office worker like helped nurse me back to health way better. Like I remember I got alcohol poisoning and Sweeney was just like Whatever deal with it I guess What do you do you fucking This get better what the fuck Like it's I don't know man

Guys I don't know bro get me a water or something Fucking Jesus Christ I don't have like a high threat I'm not asking the world I'm just like just like consider it like glass And Jalen brought me water in a bowl Because it was all we had First and foremost right

This happens When you get sick you got to get better You have to get better All right. That's what happens. Okay. If I got sick, I wouldn't believe. I would just lay in wherever I'm at and I would either live or I would die. It's not an addiction.

I was, I had alcohol poisoning. I didn't have a sex addiction where like I have to, I'm the one who has to make the last final step. It's like I was simply, all I needed was water. That's it. You and you got your water. You made it. And you made it, dude. You see, you did it.

Right. And I could say no matter what you be alcohol poisoning. You don't got to work. You see good shit, dude. I'm proud of you. You suck so deeply. It's crazy. It's completely disregarding your hardship.

Like, yeah, man, look at you, man, you did it. Whatever. Good job, Chris. Yay, Chris. Yay, Chris. Oh, yeah, poches, foeshshs, genuine. What's up, homie, rode. And he says, hello podcast that I put on when I pretend to be working in the stock room.

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For example. If anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind it. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive. Yeah. So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say you can leverage what we did.

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I pretended to work so much when I was at Sears. It's insane. I would do things so... Well, because, well, specifically because, like, they would schedule out their tasks for the day in such a way that I think was Taylor made for geriatrics. Like, so it was like, because so many old people work there. So like, here's the reasonable amount of things that a person can do in a day.

And you could do it in 30 minutes and then skip to the next day of more work or and create this idea that you're really fast at working, which is like, I don't want to do that. You don't want to do that. Or I could do exactly as much as is required of me and stretch that out for the period of time that I would be there. So it's spend a long time printing labels. I would spend a long time stocking the shelves,

putting the sale stickers up and I would never be ahead of time. I would always finish exactly everything I had to do exactly when I had to clock out. And everybody was like, wow, he's a pretty good employee. It's just so funny. Because I was milking them fucking dry. I was printing bullshit labels all over the place,

like Easter eggs. Dumb. Anyway, he wrote in and he says, where the fuck is it? Have you ever had a, Have you ever heard a weird take from a celebrity or a comedian that you like about another celebrity or slash comedian that you like?

I thought, I honestly think the premise of just a weird take from somebody that you admire or like is interesting enough, but it could also be there too. There's an episode of Mr. Show where Tom Kenney is playing Robin Williams and the entire bit is about how he is hacking and annoying. Yeah, I remember that. I remember that time. Beloved figures before they die. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

just sort of treated like everybody else. What is that? Put that shit away, dude. Thanks. Thanks a lot. Thanks a lot for that silence. Those are my top. Those are my top 16 packs I've won for Digimon because I do pretty good.

I just don't think adults should be playing Digimon. I think I quit. I think it's over. I think the podcast is over. I think I can't. You know, it's crazy? Most people I don't play. I have not met someone under 25 playing the game yet, actually.

I mean. They might exist. They might exist. They don't exist. They don't exist. They don't exist. I'm talking about underage people that play the game. Because Digimon is an old series. Like the people that play... Of course.

Like no one in modern time really knows about Digimon. Because of people that are fans from back when they were younger, they watched it. It's just such a... Yeah, exactly. Nobody knows about Digimon under 25. It's just such a like, I don't know, man. The fantasy world of Digimon is so just... Are you going to... Before you say something stupid, how much do you know about...

Digimon. Before you say like the fantasy workers, I don't think you know much about the world of it. When I was young, I paid quite a much attention to like on extra ammo, I even showed you those drawings, those little comics that we did where we were turning everybody else. Oh my God. Oh, what of your teacher raping of this student? Raving students? Some shit. Yeah, like some similar. Fucked up drawings of the teachers and kids, you know, students. Like when we were like, you know, 12, 13 years old or whatever, drawing on this. dumb shit. So I was like, I really appreciated it, but as I got older, I was just like, I can't

fuck with this stuff. It's so it's so built specifically for kids that it just didn't, it couldn't I couldn't bring it with me. And I see like the things that are, like they're all

it's, I don't know, man. It's just one of those things around my teach their own, but there... Yeah. It has a my little pony. There's a my little pony vibe to it. Kind of like that. Yeah.

Yeah. The thing about Digima, I could, I can say the beginning was very much so for kids. But the whole story is about growing up. And then what happened is that the cast does grow up. They're like the modern stuff for them, that stuff that came out like a 20... Because first of all, I started playing it again because of the card game. The card game is a good card game.

You know, I play card games. I've played Ugiya. I've played Magic. I played Pokemon. and I play Digimon. Digimon's a very interesting card game. And then the stories, oh, I mean, look back into the stories. I remember liking the showline when I was little.

I watched it. And then they skipped to like they're all like post-college. Or not post-college. They're all like at the end of high school. And then they're all post-college. And it's like the idea of like growing up and stuff. And it's like, oh shit, these stories continue. So the characters I remember from when I was fucking five are like 20-somethings now in the universe.

I'm like that's crazy these niggas in a way that like Pokemon just straight up has never Ash has been 10 to 8 countries and he's still 10 and it's like bro how fast are you traveling

if you haven't aged at all? It's because it's for kids that's why yeah I mean yeah that's why I understand that's why I have fun Digimon isn't exactly for children anymore that's the thing there's a series for children but then the characters are not

children anymore. They've grown up into adults now. I guess. It's just kind of like... Yeah, people like you like to get... Well, yeah, people that still have a father's in heart for it. So that's literally what they did. It wasn't they're like, oh, well, growing up. They're like, Pokemon where they can just...

That's a bad idea. Every generation of kid is going to like it. Well, it probably would have completely faded away if they didn't do it, is what I imagine. Yeah, well, I mean, it's just going to fade it, but now it has a shelf life. Yeah, but now it has a shelf life. It does. But I feel Like, maybe that was just a way to increase the longevity, that it would have faded away sooner maybe, because it wasn't a hit like Pokemon was, right?

Like, nothing was. It was popular, but it was as popular as Pokemon. And I think it was just competing against Pokemon. That's the problem. When people do that shit, when there's such a blockbuster hit, like, fucking Pokemon in every way imaginable, when people think... They also had a really good video games to about it. It was like, Batman the Animated Series. Right?

It was like, oh, we let's make gargoyles. And I'm like, yeah, gargoyles is cool, but it's not fucking Batman. Shut the fuck up. Like, what are you doing? It's stupid. Don't put it against each other. Try to run it at the same fucking times and shit. People try to do, because people did the same thing with Tomogromagachia.

But Pokemon blew it out the water. The same thing happens, literally. It's just, yeah, it's for kids. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah. And now that those kids are grown up and now they have money.

Dude, man, I don't know. man, that boogie documentary is crazy because he spent so much money on those cards. I'm like, you fucking idiot. You're so stupid. And it's just like, the card games in general are all about like, honestly, I don't value card games at all because the whole premise of them is literally just like, it's, it's not gambling exactly. But it, it damn near might as well be. True degree it is. I mean, two degrees.

It's gambling as nature to it. Yeah. And there's something about it where it's like, fuck, man. So many people are just getting swindled out of their money. Yeah, because they're addicted to this thing. And it, like, it kind of bothers me. It makes me sad. Some people buy things, and because things,

because for things like magic to gathering, right, like particularly magic and Pokemon, those cards don't depreciate and value. I mean, what happens was the market, the assumption is that, the market got fucked because of niggas like Logan Paul and Boogie. Right.

What happened is they started pulling the card that was supposed to be rare. I wouldn't say Boogie's part of that. I wouldn't say Boogie's part of that. He's not big enough to have that much of an influence. But I know you mean. People that were doing that. They ruined the market and they over flooded it. Yeah, they overfled the market with these cars.

Like the original, the original charge art was like nearly a mill. A 10 years, nearly a million dollars. That's crazy. And then people were like, oh, I have these. I have these. And it's like, no, the reason why they're worth so much money is because a few of them are being sold at that high rate. Don't flood the market with them. And they did.

And they depreciated in price. Like the one ring from, from Magic the Gathering in Lowe the Rings collaboration, That is a $2 million card now will stay a $2 million card Because there is only one and one person owns it But it's fucking post Malone which is hilarious Magic so magic the first time I ever really understood what like Magic is dope bro, but like insane The first time I ever understood what like

Oh what a true fucking nerd was was when my neighbor's dad And we went to Franken sons I was probably like I don't know Fucking 10 or 11 or something And we went with them one time And this guy pulled out just a fucking ass full of money and just bought like such rare magic cards. And I'm just like that. It blew my mind because I didn't know that. I knew of magic because of my brother.

He played a lot. And some of the, he was just a casual player. He was not a fucking cracking like this guy obviously. And then he was just like, here's this fucking, there's this card. I can't even remember it was so long ago with this card But it like you put two of them together And it made like a complete like head or something It was like it was like half and half or something

And it was at the time It was so fucking expensive And he just pulled out a lot of cash And I was like what the fuck For two cards It just it was It's something that it puts It's outrageous

It is man What's crazy is that if he has those cards That are probably worth more money Way more money now they were then I wish I kept in touch with those neighbors It's it's a it's art. It's the same. It's the same thing we're dealing with fine art. You know, like, I'm never

going to see a picture usually. Usually I'm not going to see a picture that is worth a million dollars. But motherfuckers get those pictures. Jay Z bought a pitcher that was worth $2 million and it's worth $27 million now. That is fucking, that's a pitcher. You can't even battle

people with it. You can't have picture battles. You know, you can't even shuffle up your pictures. Like, let's play a game real quick using these pictures. There's no like worth other than it's just being there. It just Other than the spectate it Literally.

And it's worse so much Like that's why like for me I'm like I spend money on card games That I enjoy And I play them But I understand I'm buying art at least You know

Like I'm buying this piece of art That I'm using for a game I'm playing I'm not interested in cards It's same thing with like books What do you mean? With books man Well Buying literature is still buying art

You know books aren't really crazy expensive Because you don't put a lot of value Into books Unfortunately published too like it's the yeah that's true as well yeah that's that is the difference but if they like if we made rarer books and we like we probably would they would just we don't put the value of it it's like what we're incredibly valuable actually it's like what we've taint with their last album they are but there's not many rare books you know it's like what wutang did with their last album

six rare books well there are rare prints of certain books like there are like original copies of like yeah yeah they're like original copies of like i have original copy of dune right i want the one of the 1968 copies of Dune. That book is worth like $200. Right. But that's like one of the few books I know that like, wow, I really need to get this. And I say, I'm like, why would you buy a fucking rare book? I bought it and I realized how stupid it was immediately because I was just like,

I could just bought the regular one and got the same experience. A lot of this. I mean, it's either it means a lot to you or the people do hold, they hold on to it so then it appreciates. It's about a value thing where it's like you could get like, the same thing as like Legendary is like I feel I guess but the thing is like with cards it never ends with cards that's kind of the thing that bothers me about it is because they're

kind of predicated on it's not true it does because you have to build your deck constantly why else would you keep pumping money into it well no no no no no you buy the crazy expensive cards to have them as pieces you don't put those in your deck because if you use those in your deck and your deck gets damaged you ruined that extremely beautiful piece of right I hate everything about this hello hello I'm Malcolm Gladwell host of the podcast Smart Talks

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This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. I'm not interested in cards at all unless they're tarot cards being presented to me by a big-titted goth girl, all right? Let's go. There's need cards I'm paying attention to you ever. And I'll be like, and I'll be like, interesting.

What is this, a five of cups? What does that mean? You know? Because I pretend to care About what that means Golf girl listeners Learn tarot cards or whatever And then read our stuff

It's too late I've done that already They already know They already know They already know They already know how to do it That is true They already know

By big teeth The waste of time bro Stay where you guys are Fall down Fall down bro I've been there and done that years ago It's never worth it bro This isn't bucket hats

Do what the fuck you even talking about It goes out of style, dude. It goes out of style as soon as you date one. Instantly goes out of style. No, that, I don't, man. It's instantly. Like, oh, this is terrible. It's one of the reasons why anyone, like, if you look in the alternative, like, rock, metal, any type of, any scene like that, anything with the hints of goth, they're just on the top.

It doesn't matter how good or bad they are. You can be, it doesn't matter what their music actually sounds like. They are fucking at the top of the top of the. game always. I mean, fucking Morrissey just dropped a new track and motherfuckers were coming all over the fucking place. Like they just they're disabled. They're brain. They got

brain rot already. They're already gone. It is a smart. My friend actually wanted to continue he was like, hey man, my like let's, if we do this band thing, this was years ago, he's like, I want us all to wear black and do all. I was like, I'm not doing that shit. That's not really like

the goth aesthetic is cool because every generation will think goth cool because the all black aesthetic looks cool, right? But I know every, like, I met an elder goth, and I've never been so alarmed from a human in my life, bro. I almost started barking at him because I got so scared. Shout out to the goth. And elder got any goth listeners, elder goss, elder goss, young goss, whatever.

Shout out. No, stay away from us. Go back into the abyss. Crawl back into the shadows, bro. Shut out. I saw, by the way, I saw it by the way, speaking of this, I mean, it's only, it's only, tangentially related, but I saw a lot of people defending you-hoo in the comments, which

I saw a couple of- I saw a couple of comments of that. I was like, I don't know how I feel about that. I don't know how I feel about that. I was like, wait, there's- Because it's unanimous here. There were, niggas that drink, you-hoo? Like, for reals?

These fucking niggas, these are people that drink you and a kind of niggins that would eat, they end up biting the upper jaw-bobba steak. Like, that is fucking just, just monsters, though. It is scary. It is scary, but we've got a lot of listeners. We've got a lot of listeners who enjoy Youhoo, apparently.

That was so shocking to me, because I thought for sure they would... It just seems like such a 19-50s, like a 90-year-old that, yeah, I remember during the war when I was... I'm so excited. It would be like finding out... Yeah, it's like finding out like 50% of our listeners are like really into shuffleboard or something where it's like... Shuffleboard. Like, why are you... This is so specific.

It was a little interesting. Let's get a couple more questions. Yeah, it's crazy I went looking for you who They weren't at my local stores Sorry, I decided to say that I couldn't find it either I couldn't find it

Wait wait sorry sorry you went looking for you who We talked about doing the thumbnail Kingston we all literally agreed Specifically on the show Yeah like I like how you didn't even try Oh no but that is we get to sponsorship You guys really want to do that I have a green screen I'll put up my greenscape

Back there and I'll put like a bunch of you No no no no no It wasn't anything to do that It was just for the thumbnail we would all like have a yoooo or whatever yeah but i couldn't find one i didn't even hear me i checked all the places i checked all the places within walking they bought all of them i checked all the places within walking distance anyway not there right let's move on uncle remus constantly singing the n word rodin he says hello there you obsequious dick sucking bottoms nice word oh yeah yeah right um

i'm never gonna hear that i'm never gonna hear that word i think of that kid uh All right, what did he say? Since you all mentioned Dragon Ball a lot, what is your favorite moment for each of you in the series? Mine is when Goku turned Super Sand 3. That's a pretty classic one. It still gives me chills. Interesting.

Every time I see that scene. It's a good scene, man. It's close to that. It's a good scene. It's close. It's, um, um, like, so he's fighting Majin, uh, Vegeta. And like, he's like, uh, so strong. And then he puts those fucking, like, power rings over him.

Like, well, he put those power rings over him, right? Like, and he's like, oh, like he's restrained. And he's basically just playing possum essentially. But like my favorite, literally my favorite is when he, he fucking, to break free, he fucking boom, boom. And then there's just like rocks. It's like he just has rock fucking Hulk arms. And then he just smash his Bichita with it. It is the coolest fucking, it was like such a like Hulk like primal moment to just take the rocks and then smash them with it.

Just that little thing right there. I was like, that is a cool little thing that somebody thought of. to do like, hey, it would be cool if instead of him just breaking free and then punching him or whatever, make it like the rocks are still like a part of them and then, and then he uses them as weapons. It's so fucking cool. Mine's close to that too. I think it's like that Mosh and Vigita, that entire fucking sequence is I think fucking awesome,

but I love that speech. I love that speech at the world tournament that he gives. Like it's like where he's like, meaningless, huh? You know, it's like, and he just has that fucking. Tribe, it's like, I love this fucking scene. So much. And it's, it sucks too because, like, the Kai version of it is fucking garbage. I don't know.

It is a real shame how bad the Kai version gets because it almost makes it not worth even. Is it bad, really? It is so much worse. It's unbelievable, actually. Like, that specific, I think it's kind of well known that, like, after the Sel Saga, Kai is fucking horrible. I think, like, everybody has kind of said that and it's like, Okay, well, fair enough.

I didn't know that for sure. I just never bothered with Kai really. Neither. And then I watched, I was looking up that scene because I was like, oh, I want to see that scene again because it was such a good scene. And it's just, and I was watching. I was like, this doesn't sound like the fucking scene that I remember what the fuck. And then the dialogue's all changed.

It's completely fucked. And I'm like, this is, like, by a long shot, it's like way worse. And I'm just like, damn, that sucks. Because that's like a key moment. Like to the point where if I had gone through the whole show in Kai and that would, and seen that moment, it wouldn't have even made. it wouldn't have even been remotely interesting

or remotely like worthy of having attention at all as opposed to the original series where it's fucking there's so many good moments so many good moments in it it just for me what is my favorite moment

my favorite moments are probably I have too many of them there's so many of them I love one from pretty much each saga Piccolo coming back to Namik is one of the best moments in the series without a doubt

that's a great one where he's like I'm finally home I'm home Oh it's that's like excited he's excited That's one of my favorite Mom Goku going Super Sane for the first time is amazing That's a great one

Like after Krillen explodes Yeah Vegeta Vagita Talks to Gohan always Like the moment he was like Every time you go into the gauntlet You throw down a gauntlet

You're representing the entire sane race And you made us look like fools Gohan And I'm like damn dude That was a really good moment Obviously, Goku being like, you guys are for something special. Ever since he's been a little kid, he's been keeping up with us, that he was a little boy, just watch and see.

And I was like, that's a really, really good moment, too. Gohan going Supertian, too. Yeah. I think those are the Gallag gun versus. Oh, good. You go first. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is it?

You know, times 10 or something? No, times four. I sure. I thought he went like times 10 to beat the gal. Times four. When is he, oh, Timeson's in super. Time's in like super or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, times 10 is, times 20s in the Sala, the Bousaga. What? I thought he didn't. In the Friza saga. Okay, whatever. But times 20, Kiel can. He only goes four. It's been a long time, dude.

I forgot about it. Only at that moment. He goes higher. Like, he goes four. That entire fight, man. That entire Goku versus Vigida in the San Song is an awesome. Great. Like a really great fucking thing.

But I, I mean, honestly, a lot of my favorite moments just happen to be from the boo saga just because they're so fucking absurd. Like, the boo saga is so. so crazy. Like the fact that like the like the like the candy

like the candy fight where like Vigito's like a piece of candy like beating the shit out of Manchib was so fucking hysterical to me

and like there's a one thing that I love specifically that sticks with me still to this day even though it's like a relatively like kind of Monday

I don't even think it probably would show up on a lot of people's lists if they were to make a list like this but when Superboo is on

fucking what's that platform oh my God I'm remember I'm forgetting He kills everybody. And when Super Boo is on Kami's lookout, and he just raises his hand and exterminates the entire human race. The human extermination attack, bro.

Yeah, that carnival music is fucking playing. That boo theme was like, that stuck out to me. It was like, this is the scariest thing I've ever fucking seen. Because that music is so manic and like childlike, but it's so fucking dire and, and. That's great. I love, I love. I love that theme. awesome. It's a great thing.

The scene that Goku gives me sick. So good. I love that scene. So good. I love that. The scene of Goku and freaking Vegeta before the feud is like, Go, Vegeta, our people are gone. We have to work together, make a new race here on Earth. I was like, dang. That was pretty much every part. Yeah, that went hard.

And Vegeta was always very good. Like, I hated Vegeta for a long time in Dragon Ball. Because I think he's just an asshole in Dragon Ball's in particular. It's like, I guess people find it redeeming, but I think he's like just a huge cunt. And I don't think that's very cool. but particularly in Super Vegeta's character's so

good because he's learned from him being an asshole and he's ashamed of the way he was. You know why he wasn't as well. That's why it's like... Oh no, I know, no, he's a battered, abused soul. He is. Like, I get it. I understand. I'm not going to deny the fact that he

kind of has, like, it makes sense why he acts the way he does. You know, he was poised to be a prince, then his people got killed and a guy that killed his people lied in for years and made him a slave and around and kill him. other people and he's like, oh man, I feel really bad about doing that, but I'm not going to say it because that means that's me admitting to my wrongs and I'm a fucking rum royalty. And then he got saved by a fucking 11 year old saved his life.

He's just, he's just, I don't know, man, he's, he's just arguably like the best character in that in that show. Like, dude, for, I think so. I think so. Gohan would have been cool if he is a great character. They dropped the ball with Gohan a lot, though. I mean, I guess they dropped the ball a little bit of Fujita, too, but I like, I like, The only thing about Gohan, like, Moly, Vegeta, is that Gohan is not like, it's, like, Gohan's just not a monster, like his father and Vegeta.

Like, wanting to be a good dad and a regular person, there's nothing wrong with that. I think people want him to be so long as he was both. I would say, there's nothing wrong with that, but there's nothing particularly interesting about it either. Like, that's kind of the thing where it's like, okay, well, you just, you want to be a good dad. Okay. I'm not watching a show about you. I'm not watching a show, but I'm not watching. show, but I'm not watching a show about Walter White.

I'm watching a show about Walter White because he's just like, oh man, I just really want to be a good dad. It's like, no, you're watching a show about Walter White because he's so fucking crazy. Breaking Bad, he stopped selling drugs. He just stops. He's like, I want to take care of you, son. On that note, do you think it's a little bit? Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM.

I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business. My one advice to them, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind it.

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Walter White is a very timid person, right, the way that they show him. Do you do you buy someone turning into who he turned into in basically like a year? Walter's always been a piece of shit though How so The whole his Yeah he was Yeah He's always been a piece of shit

That's the point Like when you look back in before With his old ex-girlfriend Everything like that He could have got help to be several times To do other things But he's a he's too prideful He's a prideful asshole literally

No so they They were together They had a falling out Right And because of that falling out Which is a very human thing to do to not want to be a part of that bag, you know, so he sold his shares at very low, because he's like, I'm fucking out of here.

And then so then they, it's a very normal thing that happens all the fucking time. People are like, I don't want to be a part of this anymore. We're not partners anymore because we're out of this. So he obviously wasn't expecting the company to make as much money as it did. So of course he's salty because of that, but he's just salty. That's not, it doesn't make you evil. That doesn't make you a bad person. I don't think that's not evil.

That's not evil. He's just, that, that action, I think, like, really took over to the point where he was like, he was just like he had a chip on his shoulder about everything. Of course. After that point. But like, who the fuck would have? I do believe, well, well, I mean, there's a multitude of weight. There's, I would be more sympathetic to that if he didn't have the opportunity many times

after that to kind of to fix that level to do the right thing it's not do the right thing it's not do the right thing right right it's just a career choice where they're like

well in the beginning where they're like dude like we understand that we fucking like dude they're basically all but say that like yeah we we took

a lot of our work is based on your stuff like you have cancer now let us at the very fucking least help you out with these medical bills literally the fact that he the fact that he turned that down

is like that's the point where he's that's oh you're fucking you're such such an asshole. Like, why? It's just all pride. It's all pride stuff. Even in the way he would talk to, even the way he would talk to Jesse, the show

the kind of person he was. Jesse was literally he was a teacher teaching Jesse. Like, say, right. No, not only teacher, but are you interact with Jesse someone that's helping him? So what I was saying is he was a certain, he's always been

obviously a prideful person, but in that scenario, I feel like the average person would do the same thing. Not the whole selling, this is what I'm talking about as far as the unbelievable part. Everything that led up to that,

even refusing the help, a lot of people would do that. A lot of people would be because of how spiteful they feel absolutely. That's a, that's really stupid. It's not, no one's saying it's not stupid.

That's like, no, no, no, I can't even, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, like, look, no one's saying that it's not,

I'm not saying it's not stupid. Of course it's stupid. I'm saying people on average do stupid shit like this all the fucking time out of pride. Out of pride, a lot of people will refuse. A lot of people, I would rather die than blank. A lot of people are prideful, right? That's true.

But a lot of people that have a father with another child on the way, choosing to die instead of be there for the, I don't know. There's a lot of, you know, I disagree 100%. You can definitely disagree as much as you want because you're putting yourself in the shoes. You're not actually taking yourself out of it. I'm thinking about what a parent's mentality. You're thinking about someone that provides for their family. You're thinking of a reasonable person, not a person that went to that scenario.

Like, you're not thinking of, I'm thinking of, that's what I'm, he's an asshole. Because most people would be like, no, see you're saying most people. Here's,

look, hold on, just real quick. You keep, I just, you need to keep in mind. Especially when it comes to death, Derek.

That's death. You know how many people die by not simply just going to the fucking hospital to treat very simple things? like it is I agree I agree right you need to acknowledge that most of those people aren't as well educated as Walter White is not about education

It's about stubbornness It does to a degree It's just my grandma knew that My grandma didn't like no When her feet were turning black It's not like she didn't know That they were turning black She's just so stubborn

She did not want to go to hospital She's like fuck it I don't care Like I'm good Until obviously it eventually ruined her But that's your grandma I'm just giving you anecdotal evidence Like most people An anecdotal evidence

but what I'm saying is this shit happens so fucking frequently the amount of preventable do the number one death in America is is some type of cardiovascular disease most cardiovascular diseases are preventable it's preventable yeah by default how negligible people are how stubborn people are how they refuse to just get help refuse to do some of the simplest things even though you know it's not about education you know if you got in shape I think it is to a degree it is but I think I think I think you're right about the 100% nature of that people are very prideful but I think a lot of people in there met with literally death the pride shit disappears and it's like now it's it's time to roll

I don't think it's like I think it could be the opposite in a lot of ways I think it could even make it even worse because that's something that happens too because he didn't have an operable cancer he had cancer could have been cured he had lung cancer actually it was a very

high probability that he was gonna die yeah yeah it was mega high it was lung cancer like in like a really bad fucking well yeah but like untreated not like no even even even with true even by even like a wild medicine when he goes into remission when he goes into remission the doctors are literally shocked they're like what the fuck that's true yeah that's very true yeah so like good he was he was basically fucking dead and his whole thing was like i'm gonna make a lot of money before i die i think uh i don't know man I think if you're gonna because I've seen stories about people because the question initially was like do you do you buy that he could

turn into a monster in like a year yeah obviously he's always kind of been a monster but that's obviously based off of what Kingston I think he's always been a monster yeah not a monster he's always been kind of a jerk that is wildly different things it's not the same thing it's not even close so what I mean is this the only

criticism I had over the show is that I'm like oh when I realized this show pretty much takes place within like a year span or something like that, the fact that he can go from just being a prideful jerk, but a jerk not towards everybody, a jerk towards these people who he feels that wronged them,

even though actually it is his fault. It is his fault, that is obvious, but he feels like these people have wronged them, and he's jerk to them specifically. He's not a jerk to Hank. He's not a jerk to Walter Jr., Skyler,

like their relationship is all kind of cool until he's... He's a jerk to Skylar. They don't have a fucking divorce. they're not on the the what it called the they're not on the cusp of divorce until obviously he's disappearing and making meth like they were okay before that right right yeah so like the whole thing is like what happened is that also a lot of things that happened that walter doesn't directly well his life also just sucks right he also thinks his life sucks though things happen and he doesn't stop him directly granted that's not exactly him do like letting jesse's girlfriend die you know like

he was just like I'm not killing her right like she's dying on her own she would have died if I didn't come here right I need just you to keep doing what I'm doing that's actually not true that's when you're able to detach yourself from things when you when you examine the scene because if they she wouldn't know because the only reason that she even got on her back in the first place was because he showed up the only what the old he flipped her or he left her there no he did flip her yeah he flipped the only way he did flip her by accident definitely killed her he did it by accident well he forgot how he uh he was shaking he was shaking jesse he was shaking he was shaking he was shaking jesse awake and and she was like i think they were on their side so she had to move and then yeah and she was shaking right and then she got

on her back which made her you know uh choke on her vomit uh he he had an intervention in for sure which it's super evil but see even that like doing something so like to the you being so comfortable with murder. Like, I know he killed somebody, but it was out of self-defense before that. But that's self-defense, right? Like, it's either you or somebody. But then just being completely comfortable with actually, to me, I would say within a year span, I'm not saying it's not impossible. Like, it's just improbable. I could, here's why, well, yeah, I mean, the whole, I guess like the whole show is improbable, you know what I mean? It's like the whole point is it's crazy. Somebody being a complete fucking nerd and going to selling hard drugs, I can

believe that part to a certain extent? I definitely know that happened I've seen it happen directly. Well that's a real story The story of breaking that's based on I didn't know that

People that are like not bad People that go to selling Yeah breaking bad Yeah breaking bad as a premise Was based on like a story That Vince read Like about some like Some teacher that was arrested

For selling meth And that's all that it's based on though Like none of this And then everything else was kind of yeah Yeah But like I don't know I could I could believe that somebody who is, like, he is timid, but it's not because he's, like, a good guy.

He's timid because he's, like, careful. He thinks everybody's worth in him. Well, he's just very, he's a very careful, kind of anxious guy. Like, and, like, once he has nothing left, like, once he's, like, not afraid of death anymore, it's kind of like, oh, well. Fuck the, like, I hate my life sucks. I hate these fucking people. I've always hated these people. I've always hated these people, but I have to be, like, a good husband or whatever.

I have to be, like, a teacher. I have this responsibility to be, like, a part of the fucking, he goes to, I, he goes to, he, goes to assemblies where he just doesn't give a shit. Like his wife is giving him this like barely off. Like in the first episode, I think he gets like that really embarrassingly like low effort hand job from his wife. And it's like, Jesus Christ. This life fucking sucks.

And we find that he's got no more left of it and he doesn't have to put on a show anymore. I could believe that somebody like that would be like would maybe not get that powerful. I can, I do believe that. I can see. I do believe that somebody like that. If they were like, dude, we could make millions of dollars if this kid would just get his fucking shit together, but he won't get his shit together because this fucking drug addict girl is getting in his way. They're probably going to die together, which is probably

like a reasonable under, like, he's probably thinking like, they're going to overdose together. They're bad for each other. This is bad because objectively speaking, they are terrible for each other. Like there's an idea like, oh, well, they would have been okay. Like no fucking way. They're both addicts and they're both like enabling each other. It's bad. So he's probably thinking like, oh well, I mean, dude, if she dies, I'm doing a good thing. I'm doing a good thing. thing really. He's not going to understand that because he's emotionally involved, but like, I know that this is probably like

better for him in the long run. Jesse, though. Jesse goes from being someone that doesn't really care about the notifications of hurting people around him. He does dumb shit and he hurts people around him and then Jesse eventually gets wise to the fact that, holy fuck, people around me are getting fucked over by my dumb decisions. Opposed

to Walter stops giving a fuck that that happens? Walter does, I think there are three key points in that, because that's one of them when he had her killed Jessica Jones when she, when, when, play Sonic Skyler. When she was destroyed by vomit,

that was one of the turning points towards like, there is a better solution. There is a better, there is a, there was a better solution. As far as like he could have, you know, coordinated with the father, probably did some stuff. There's things that could have been done to probably go a different route,

but he acted rash. There's obviously the killing of a shooting Mike Irman Trout. There was like, oops, I didn't even need to do that. Like, when he, he says it. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM Research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing,

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This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. To him directly before he dies where he's like, oh, I could have just done this instead of killing. you. Oops. The fact that he killed Mike was like, bro, why would you kill Mike, dude? That was so

smart and stupid at the same time. Good? Yeah, he has that conversation to do where he's like, oh, I guess I could have just I could have just like, I don't remember with the specific words. It was something like getting the names from her.

And he tells that, and he tells that. Yeah, I could just get it from that girl. I didn't have to do this. And he tells that to him while he's dying as if that's like better. Thanks, Walter. Like, bro, leave me the fuck out.

Thanks a lot, Walter. I'm going to go play Sonic Adventure too with the Great Beyond. No, Walton. Thanks a lot, you fucking Jack. Thanks, Walter. Thanks, Walter. I guess I'm not going to live to see Baldus Gate 3 come out, Walter. That's a lot, Walter. I was really excited.

I'm never going to see Carlax Flaming Titties, Walter. You fucking asshole. Are you fucking happy, Waltz? No, he died in 2008. Because he died in 2008. He didn't get close to him. He didn't get close to him. 10, maybe. 2008 or like, yeah, hold on.

I think it's 10. Games? Games, video games, 2010. see Mass Effect 2, Walter. Waltz, I'm never going to play. Walt, I'm never going to play Sony Spider-Man, Walter. I got a tip that it was going to come out, and you killed me, Walter. I could have played that game, you piece of shit.

I was really looking forward. I was really looking forward to God of War III, Walter, and now I'll never be able to play it. Way to go, you piece of shit. When it God of War II come out? 2010. I just looked up a bunch of games. Damn, bro.

And I was really looking forward to Dante's Inferno, Walter, but you screwed me. You really fucking screwed me. Assassin's Creed Brotherhood was right around the corner. I was kidding. I was looking so forward to continuing the story of Encio Auditore daferense, by the way. But now I'll never get that chance, Walter. You piece of shit. I feel like Mike Ermichaw's the kind of guy that he gets shot.

He'll walk around for a while. do stuff put things where he needs to put them that guy he's like oh come on fucking Alan Wake's right around the corner Walter It's right around the corner Walter It's right around the corner

It's crazy that Alan Wake 2 It really it really isn't saying that Alan Wake 2 Alan Wake 1 came out in 2010 and the sequel's coming out in 2023 That's so fucking I love that by the way There's so many jump scares in that game bro I was watching someone playing

I was like God damn dude Dude it's crazy I would just get so annoyed It's been playing it literally 24 It's like, how is he doing that? It's only a 20-hour game. So there are multiple room. I mean, somebody's always playing it.

It is always on. Anytime I walk outside, it's on. I'm like, Jesus Christ. Yeah, dude. I'm super fucking into it. But yeah, the jump scares are so funny too because it's like, they really do, like, I mean, jump scares are cheap, but like the way they do it in this game, like,

especially like when you're playing it, it's like, it kind of gives you that, that giggle after, almost like a roller coaster feeling. like when it happens because you're like you laugh immediately because it's just like oh it's like a fun kind of jolt because it's already tense as it is. Normally I would hate jump scares and I do normally hate them but like

does a pretty good job. Alright let's get one more out of the way before we yeah yeah yeah before we wrap things up over here. I saw one. I do want to address this. I don't know what this is exactly child endangerment road and says hey Niga hegas how come the Patreon doesn't get video anymore? You've done it a few times and it rocked. I don't remember this.

ever being a thing? I don't remember doing it one time. Specifically because, and it may have been, it may have been something that we were being probably really visual or something. And then so I needed to add video.

Oh yeah. For, I can't remember which episode it was. But I was actually thinking about that. Yeah, there's probably, go ahead. Oh, wait, what were you going to say? No, I was just, uh, like, it could, it could be done. It's just more of a it's really always just been meant to be audio

it's the video is kind of um like it could be done it's just I don't know I always picture I just never really used Patreon for video I've never I don't know I just always it's always been like an audio thing to me too I'm no I'm the same way like I mean

so I mean if there's if people want it I guess it wouldn't really add any it would be the same thing as we always do I guess it basically would be the same thing um yeah we just never really thought about it because patreon didn't have video support really like you would have had to like upload a video with like the

to YouTube to like oh right and then link to and then have it privated and then that kind of that is kind of annoying because you can just share it and it's it kind of defeats the purpose but I think I did see that they added video support on Patreon but at the same time it's like a podcast or like wouldn't you want to just listen to I don't know if if people really really want it we'll look into it yeah yeah but in the short term in the short term for at least for like the next month or two, we're probably going to not make any crazy changes. Right.

But if that's something that people want, like, we'll do video on Patreon. That's not really a problem. We just, it really just didn't even cross our minds to do it. But, uh, we've still got so many, we've still got so many fucking questions. So, uh, cut. We'll, we'll see you guys. Yeah, let's wrap it up. We'll see you guys next time.

Yeah. A little bit like Dracula flow. On another episode of Breaking, a Breaking Bad spoiler. Spoiler. If you haven't seen Breaking Bad Now, by the way, I'm sorry. Like, it's, it's well beyond the statute. It's been 10 years since the show ended, by the way. So, relax.

Boom. We're going to say, we will have it in the title, like, spoilers, all that stuff, but just understand. Gross, no, no, no, fuck that. I can't, I can't, I can't, I, it's a year for me, dude. It's a year for me. That's, that's it. Like, did we spoil, did we spoil Dragon Ball? Like, did we spoil Dragon Ball, Z by saying, like, I can't, I can't, I can't,

saying like you know what I mean like no I I think I like saying oh my god I don't want spoilers to the Bible it's like shut the fuck up dude suck my dick I'm tell you everything dies they kill that Jewish nigga they kill that Jewish nigga and they get died yeah yeah I don't know

I'm just saying let's let's fucking Spoilers it's like nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody did nothing no one did me no courtesy for Spider Man 2 or nothing you know what I mean like it's that's it's just

that that's how it is that's just the way of the world, man. You stay away from the stuff. You stay away from that shit if you as much as you can, but you always know that there's going to be some people that, you know, they're going to do it. But for things that are super old, come on, bro. Come on. Come on. Yeah, it's, it's like I saw somebody, somebody wrote in about, to a Sacred Symbols episode recently because, like, they said, like, Colin spoiled Final Fantasy 7, and it's like, bro. That is, that game, like, I didn't even play Final Fantasy 7, and I knew about that for, I didn't even Play the original Final Fantasy 7 to completion?

That game is fucking ancient By today's standards Was it like 97 or something It's 25 years old, right? It's also the most famous video game spoiler that exists It's like the equivalent of like Just Snape killed Dumbledore type shit You know what I mean?

Where it's like we know this Or like Luke I am your father level Where it's like we know this We know this You don't know what happens in Final Fantasy 7 for real Like I know and I never even fucking finished it Or even got to that part Yeah

just through basic cultural osmosis i've seen that moment in so many fucking video game videos just like referenced and it's like okay i don't know whatever nick stole my back they stole my back count me down three two one damn wow le um leum seedy uh hello bungas my old friend i've stuck cock i i've stuck my cock in you again well derrick already did that oh right we already got a suss version of... Right. We already got a sus version of Sound of silence.

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Yeah. So, like, he's into it. Let's do it. Of course. So we're... He's been grinding musically in general. I'm not fucking music every fucking two months. He's not new coming out.

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I went to a party And I was doing that Trump Like I was like I did everything right And they died at me Yeah And they wouldn't let me They would

They kept asking me to say Japanese things In Trump's voice And they were cracking Like making Like making references To things that Trump shouldn't know

Like So like the Sonic creator you know, like Yuji Naka, how he was, like, put in jail. Yeah. He was like, uh, Yuji Naka, you know, creator of Sonic Vag, arrested again. And like, they were fucking losing their mind, just saying, like, do you say something about Suda 51 and Trump's way? It was like, Suda 51?

And it was so weird. I think, I think because of the premise of Trump knowing about anything to that degree that he would know, like, Yugi Naka's name even slightly, is in and of itself very funny. That would be awesome. Like him not, like the idea of Trump being like the indomitable Hideo Kajima. You know, like the idea, like that seems so out of pocket that he would even know. So I get it. But at the same time, it's like, oh my God.

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He might be dead. Can you imagine? I mean, look, man, I can't, I can't be responsible for checking on the mortality rates of all of you, so like, until, until your family does something, something, your bank's going to stay in this, in this system. Sorry. you're not going to use that $25. You're not going to use that $25 anyway. You know what I mean? So like, whatever. If you're dead, like, big deal.

His long penis is killing me. I must confess, I drank his seed. When I'm not with the boys, my prostate's fine. You really so fine. Jolly old dipshit, Mr. Beast's voice. Mr. Hans. Johnny Silvercock, Cyphergrap. Ertherial urethral agonizer to him. If you like penis a lot of getting cock in the grain, if you're not, into yo girl and you love anal pain. I've gaped my dudes. I've gaped my dudes guy after guy. I had I had I had my ass spread penetrated five times and a big penis. I ate a few. I had my share of cum shot and that's it. Which was that? This is a bunch of random shit. It's just a bunch of

at this point it's just a bunch of gay shit. Like I don't know like what you're saying even anymore. Like I don't even know if there references to songs. I just think I just think you're telling me gay stories. Gay I got to blow my nose. Stories. I got to blow my nose. Waltz, I was really looking forward to

seeing fucking collax tities. Miranda Lawson's ass, Walter. She's genetically she's genetically altered to be perfect, Walter. Miranda's she's genetically engineered to have a thick, juicy ass for me to lick and

chomp on, Walter. You don't understand. You've done that to me, Walter. You've fucking me, Walter. I ring the sweat out of a butt cheek and drink it on the go. I drink a piss out of another man's balls, Walter. Shit tastes like all my treats, Walter. Can you imagine wringing someone's ass? Like a towel?

Could you imagine someone takes a shower, right? Like your girlfriend is taking the shower, right? And then one of your friends walks in, takes their towel. Balls it like three times and rings the water into their mouth. I'd be like, hey, yo, you got to move out. You can't come here no more, bro. That's conviction, and I fuck with that conviction, but also get out now. Right now, Lee.

They call my squad the goonies because we all have public indecency charges. Gay M&M cover. of till I collapse, till I prolapse, he's fucking my Gat as long as I'm feeling him. The fact that people, wait one second, one second, one second. You guys don't know about this,

you guys aren't on the internet doing stupid shit as much as I am. Well, you are, but in different ways. So, Gat. People are saying Gat now, to refer to ass. Gat is referring to when someone

says, God damn. Right. It's like, got damn. People say, God, damn. That does not mean a big ass at all. Well, now it does. Now it does. It's too late because that's how slang works, Kingston.

It just changes over time. Oh, man. God, fuck, man. I can't think what I want. I remember reading that too. I remember reading that too and thinking that I was going insane because I remember like, no, Giat is Gat. Like, goddamn. You know what I mean?

It's like a short. I was so certain that was true. Everything that black people touch, white people touch and make it worse, bro. I'm so sick of it, man. I'm so sick of it. I'm so sick of everything we do just is worsified because of the internet and you guys fine. Not you guys,

anyone here directly, but, well, I mean, I don't know. Did you see that thing about like Mr. Beast making

well, a hundred, uh, wells in Africa or whatever? And the, the government of Kenya is like embarrassed. It's like, yeah,

you fucking should be. Are you fucking joking? Kenya isn't a really downtrodded place though. Kenya's kind of upper, though. Kenya's not, no, but the government can't even do that is what I'm saying.

Like, they're, they're like upset with Mr. Beast for doing it because it makes them seem incompetent. It's like, yeah, you are though?

Like you can't fuck. Are you serious? If we didn't, it would have been lit If, uh, you know what have made that better? If all the riches of our country were stolen and sent to other countries to help them begin commerce in a very extra dimension of way, you know, that would have been lit too.

You know what's actually, you know, Continue. Continue. You know what's crazy about Kenya being mad and everything, though. Thanks for taking our diamonds, rubber, sugar and people. But yeah, other than that,

you know, whatever. You know what I actually, you know what I actually think sincerely? Like, I actually think this plays into a lot of things. But I think Africa was so. resource rich, that there was no real need to do the shit that Europeans did. You know what I mean?

Like, whereas, like, there was no real need to make all of this shit that they made that then, like, they fucking colonized the world with because, like, Europe has no fucking resources at all. You know what I mean? Like, these places are barren, so they have to go elsewhere to get them. So they have to invent, like, fucking boats and shit and all this, like, crazy nonsense to even get to... Whereas Africa's, like, they're chilling on everything. Yeah. They don't need to go anywhere. They didn't need to ruin the rest of the world.

No, but I think that actually, but what I'm saying is, what I'm saying is it's interesting that being in the most naturally rich place for resources actually ended up being like a, kind of like a bad thing. Yeah, no, that is, there's something that like a lot of, do you, do you remember for a minute there's all these fucking race realist pieces of shit trying to like infiltrate like the side of YouTube that there,

oh yeah, I do remember that. Yeah, so weird. and these fucking mutants couldn't understand that they're like oh we're better

because we invented all this shit I'm like bro the people that are close to the equator are chilling they have no need to admit this type of shit

like invention invention is born out of necessity so like yeah you think about even the Middle East where they're like

where a lot of great things algebra a lot of concepts and a lot of great things were constructed constructed because they were were going to burn to death.

They had nothing. And so it's like when you have some great comments in like in Africa and then say close to the equator where you don't need a lot of clothing but it's like it should be such an obvious thing. But these people are like no, they're so fucking stupid. It should be an obvious thing especially

when you consider the fact that Nigerians are incredibly fucking smart. Like when they're... And they're smart and Africans are smartest shit too. That's another thing that's fucking great. They're just kind of intelligent as well. Well, the thing is like that's what I'm saying. It's like everybody's fucking smart. If they if they have the ability to be, or if they just have the capacity to do it.

It's like, the idea of like, like, 100% of white people are, like, really smart is fucking insane. It's not absolutely, it's not true for, for any fucking group at all.

Of course not. It's insane. It blows my mind. The people, and it's, what blows my mind too is like, oh man, the fucking white's just a superior race.

They're always the fucking frumpyest, ugliest, the fucking people to, to say it. It's so weird. There are always, there always, there's always,

they're always, they're like, they're like, they're like, I don't remember about any of us. It's like where the spirit is? Like, no, bro. Like, first of all, there's no such thing.

Second of all, you are not the person to be making this case. Right. We're all one race. We can all have kids with each other, you fucking idiots. We're all one race of creature. They don't understand that. I'm sorry to even bring that in. I just, it's, it's.

Yeah, sorry. Sorry, sorry, guys. I'll say something funny. Give me a second. That said, that said black people are the worst. Yeah. At what? No, at what?

No, in general. Because I would say at dying for no reason, yes. We are the worst. Or are we the best. We're the best. Yeah, we are the best at dying for no. We're the best at mining our business and problems finding us, bro. Do you guys see that one of my favorite, one of my favorite, that's going to get

a clip for sure, by the way. But my favorite thing, my favorite thing about, do you ever see that clip of Bobby Lee talking about how like Koreans aren't. bigoted in the same way that everybody else is and they're like immediately like what are you fucking talking and he goes like

Koreans never had slaves and the guy's like I don't think that's true and they look it up and it turns out it turns out it turns out they have the Koreans have the longest

unbroken chain of slavery in modern history going like 1,500 years I love how so like I love all I love all I that's another

but that was something that was annoying too but that was that was an annoying conversation too where the idea is like white people invented slavery, it's like, no, bro. Like, so many stupid people with, like, who had, like, platforms making, like, really

amazingly stupid sentences. White people took slavery to the next level. Well, it's, they ramped it up and did everything. The largest example of, like, the Atlantic trade. Like, the largest example, and it's so much recent, it wasn't that long ago, historically. And then, however, there are. places in Africa and there are there are countries that still practice slavery so you also need here's the thing here's the thing you cannot you cannot find out who invented slavery it's just

because there's no fucking anymore it just happens that shit just happened like naturally you see that shit in like fucking animals or they just like fucking like yo you're the you are a drone basically the problem the problem with european slave that's so sad the problem of the They made up slavery the way that they did. They didn't make it up. They didn't make it up. Africans. So they made slavery really do the for African Africans.

And then not only they do that, they literally tried to validate themselves constantly in doing it. They weren't just like we took to people because we won them over. It's like, no, we did it because God wanted us to end. And also there's there are different race and we're a better race than them. Like they tried to like mathematically and incorrectly mathematically. prove that it was fine and when it wasn't. Right, right. Well, they tried to justify, but it's different. They tried to justify it.

I don't know. I don't know how different. I don't know how different it makes it it really. Like, if you... Like persons were like, we took these people. That's it. They're ours now. Right, yeah. But like, it's kind of one of those things where it's like, I don't know, if you kill somebody and then you don't care versus and then you kill somebody and then you justify it. It's like, is that really any... It's ultimately the same fucking thing. It's like... Definitely worse, but it's like not the same kind of worse.

It's worse, you know? worse, it's worse in the same way that something that goes 60 miles an hour is slower than something that goes 61 miles an hour. Like it's, it's worse, but like it doesn't change anything. It's like it's the same. You're fundamentally, if you crash this car, you're still going to fucking get hurt real bad. Fundamentally. So I guess it's, I don't know. Morales don't really exist if you're already enslaving. You're already enslaving. Like the only thing I could say about slavery is, uh, as far as it really does teach you how horrible humanity is, especially when you think about the Atlantic, the Atlantic slave trade. When you get to

think of like how... I lost faith in humanity. The second I learned that chimps will just rip you to pieces if you don't give him a birthday cake. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like, that was to me, it's like, we're so related to those things. And it's like, that's human nature right there, man.

Do you ever about that guy? That's fucking NASCAR driver? They got his fucking dick ripped off. It's fucking insane. Yeah, some chimp. So the story was this guy... His name's like St. Vincent or something. I don't know.

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We should spoil the slave trade. Yeah, we should. We should spoil it. Newsflash, black people are in the Americas now. That's crazy. Newsflash. It's so funny, too, because, like, it's so funny when you consider, like, race, like, because, like, you don't, it's so, it's so, it's just wild to be that, like, they didn't, they didn't want black people here, but they also force them to be here. It's so funny.

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