The Snark Tank - #194: The Game Awards are Getting Worse

Episode Date: December 18, 2023

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I hate this. Welcome to the Star Trek Tank podcast. How's it going? How's it going, everybody? We're back. Man, a lot's, I feel like a lot's happened, but at the same time, I don't remember a lot of it. There are key, there are key stories that we definitely want to touch on, but before we get too deep into it, do want to mention game awards happened. And obviously what I, what I, what I, what I am everybody.

who understands even a modicum of the industry understood did happen. Baldersgate was a sweep. Island Way 2 actually won a lot more than I anticipated it to win, but it was obviously going to be a Balders Gate suite. That surprised me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no shot. No shot in hell that Balders Gate 3 wasn't going to win game of the year. It was so obvious.

It would have been insane. It would have been like, oh, we actually really have something to talk about, you know? Like, as far as Controversy. Yeah. Yeah. It just wouldn't have, it just, it wouldn't have made sense. Obviously, like, it's not my personal game of the year or anything, but like, it was

obviously the game of the year. Like, it was obviously, like, objectively speaking. Just like Eldon Ring was the, the objective game of the year that year, just like, what is it? Breath of the Wild was probably objectively the game of the year last that year. There are just certain years where it's just like, this is obviously, like, the one. Right. For real.

And that was pretty good. Yeah. So. Did you see people? Did you see people? So there was a lot of people that were really upset that, um, Spider-Man 2 didn't really get love. Well. I don't know how you guys felt about that.

I mean, I have a comment about it, you know. Okay. What are you going to say? Um, it sucks that Spider-Man 2 got nothing. That is what people should be saying. Right. Instead, they're being ridiculous and making like outlandish claims. The fact that it got nothing for the game awards is tragic because it is a good video game.

It's really fun. It's really cool. It looks good. Really cool moments. The big problem is that it just got nothing. It got nothing. And that's sad that it got nothing. But it makes sense because of what it was paired against.

I mean, they're, they sold a lot. They're happy. Like Insomnia is happy with how they, you know, they don't need a game word. Yeah. No what I mean. It's not like it's like it's like, you know, so much it's like, it's like, you know, like. It's not the Holocaust. Yeah.

I guess. You know, like compared to LeBron, compared to Jordan, LeBron's the second best, you know. LeBron's still amazing, but he's not the best compared to Jordan's better. So he's going to get more accolades. That's how it works. Let's not open up that kind of warmth, man. I disagree with that. There's people that, but it's true.

There's people that fucking. That is a, I don't want to. I don't agree with that at all, but like, you know, people say, you got to go what people say is when people get mad and I'll get shot. There will be some basketball niggas in the comments and be like, blah. Like, they just fucking, they turn to fucking ghouls. It's weird. You know, you know that video the guy?

You know that video the guy putting the, like, rapping. a watermelon in like a million, um, in like a million, uh, oh my God, rubber bands and it like explodes and knocks him back. That's going to be Sweeney in a second with a basketball flying through his window from the people, from a problem with that day. The, I don't know, man, Spider-Man 2 is really good, but this is just like this year was just fucking this year. Unfair. This was a stacked year. Like there really was, like when I really look at the categories, like, that were there. There were some games that I thought one that

shouldn't have won certain categories, but like certain smaller ones. But when I look at the overall, like, big categories, and I compared Spider-Man to every other game that was in that category with him, it's just like it just was not, it just didn't do it. It's probably like the most

well-rounded game, maybe. Like, if that was even like an accolade that could be handed out, but like, you know, it definitely didn't have the best narrative definitely didn't have the best direction definitely didn't it definitely wasn't

the best game this year so like it's great it's really fun but I mean stiff competition man it's crazy exactly were you guys that nothing oh go ahead no yeah that's that actually that was funny oh who's gonna uh

what is the what is the most anticipated game for next year before we get to that um were you surprised were you surprised that Alan Wake 2 got best narrative No I was I was No

I was very surprised No no no No because the thing about Alan Wake 2 is that it's like I expected best direction for sure Because like there's that that game is crazy And like there is The thing about Baldersgate

And obviously it deserves game of the year 100%. But the thing about Baldersgate is that Baldersgate is very much Like an iterative Like it is the best verse version of something that exists. It is like, hey, here's, here's D&D in a video game, and here's, like, the best way that we could do it.

Here's divinity, but, like, scaled up to, like, a crazy degree. It's what we had before, but, like, it, like, crazy better. I don't know that I've ever really played a video game like Alan Wake 2. There's parts of it that are similar to other things, but, like, it is so fucking weird, and it mixes so many, so many things that I've never seen mixed. together and in such like there's that that makes sense to me narrative though i mean i've been thinking about it constantly like i like ever since i finished it i was like what the fuck is this game because it's it's it's operating on like a level that i don't think

people usually engage with games on and so that to me it's like i wouldn't have minded if balder's gate one just because i don't think i really can't imagine that the narrative of balder's gate is more cerebral than Alan Wake 2, but like I can I can imagine that it's more complicated and more difficult to iron out just because of the the insane amount of what is it, the branching path nature of it and just how much it can be affected and like, oh, making sure every story path works must be crazy. But I think about that all the time. As a narrative, like, I don't know, man. Alway 2 is fucking nuts.

I think Alan Wake 2's narrative is like I beat both games and I think Alice, Rose is, Rogers where roses are due. Alan Wake 2 and any other year would have been by far the best game that came out. No exception. It is so fucking good.

I think that game is phenomenal. I don't like meta-commentary at all. I'm not a fan of it. I think it's very annoying and it's two in your face. Alan Wake does matter commentary best I've seen in probably any media ever. It's insanely good.

There are moments where you're like in the middle of climbing up a shoot running away from demons and then you exit and you're on a talk show. And Alan is like, huh? It's really fucking cool. Even he's like, what's going on? It's, yeah.

And as he's writing his story, it's happening to the black girl and him. And he's like, it's just moments where it's just like, you wouldn't believe what's happening. Here's my argument for why I think it, it kind of deserves that on. Like I said, I would have been happy with either one because I think either one probably deserves it. Really? but I think what they do with that game is so...

Like the fact that you can switch... The fact that... I'll put it this way. The fact that it is such a linear experience and that it's such a directed experience. The fact that it's like,

okay, everything is like kind of painstakingly handcrafted and like built for specific story beats and like this, this, this, and that. You can swap between these characters kind of whenever you want as long as there's like a save room that you can do that in.

and the fact that like the narrative works despite like you could go through the entirety of one person's campaign and then the entirety of somebody else's campaign and it would all still work if you went back and forth between the two it would all still work and you would get like a different experience out of it based on like which order you played it

you'd be like on one on like if you played one character first and then the other you would feel like this character is the bad guy and then if you played it the other way you'd feel kind of like reversed and if you played it alternating you'd play it alternating you'd feel like kind of like on a roller coaster where it's like, oh, I don't know exactly what's going on, but it all works. And that's fucking hard. I wouldn't say it's as hard as Baldersgate necessarily, because, again, just the sheer amount of permutations that you would have to account for in Baldersgate.

For sure. But the fact that, again, it's doing that with that meta-narrative, and it all works. And it all is doing, and it's mixing like live action and music and music. And, you know, it's such a weird. I don't think I've ever played anything like it, really. Whereas, like, Baldersgate is a great version of something that I've definitely played before. It's awesome. Like, I'm actually enjoying it now that I'm a barbarian and I can just punch people to death.

And I don't have to worry about it. I don't have to worry about anything. But picking somebody up and picking up a person and throwing them in Baldur's Gate is the best experience ever. Picking up a person. Like, this is someone fighting you and you pick him up and you throw them is an insane. same thing that happened. It's cool. It's cool.

Throwing people to their deaths is probably like one of the, it's what, it's one of like, I guess, the, the, the, the cheat code,

if you will, right? It's like, oh, here's a way to like, ah, fuck, man,

I need, I need to cut this battle by like multiple turns and just toss someone. You just don't get your items, but you're like, whatever, I won this fight. Right.

I don't care about the item that. I won. It's funny. It's hilarious. It's so fucking funny. But yeah. But yeah, I guess it really was either That makes sense.

It was only those two though, really. It was only those two. It was only those two. It really. And by the way, everything else was great. But it's just, I think Tears of the Kingdom probably would have had it in a year that Alan Wake 2. And like, even if, here's the thing about Spider-Man 2 and the people who are upset about Spider-Man 2, not winning anything. Especially the people who are mad at game of the year.

Like, dude, if, I promise you, like, if Balders Gate 3 did not come out this year, Spider-Man 2 would not win game of the year. If Alan Wake 2 didn't come out this year, Spider-Man 2 wouldn't win game of the year, I don't think. Right. It would be good. They would have given it to Zelda. I think Spider-Man 2 is better than Zelda.

I'm going to say that out of now. But they would have given it to Zelda. They would have given it to Zelda. They would have, they probably would have given it to Zelda. They would have said on my whole chest right now. It seemed really impressive. I didn't play. I don't have any Nintendo products right now other than like old shit.

But I would, I mean, look, I guess everything kind of worked out fine. I was seeing the people, more of the people that were complaining about Spider-Man not getting anything was more of just being mad that. Like, it's so many people's experience of playing Baldersgate 3 where they can't stand that style of combat, where they just can't wrap their heads around how something like that could be considered better than, you know, things. that were going on in Spider-Man too, which I understand. It's like, say, you know, there's moments of video games where I'm kind of hyped.

I'm really drawn into it where I'm almost even like kind of leaning. I'm leaning. You know, like there's like, it's like a thrill versus something that I can just, I realize how tactical, like how much of a tactician I'm trying to be and how ingrained in something

and how I have to think about something and how I, overall, I appreciate that a little bit more at the end of the day, but not at the very moment. A lot of times I'm actually kind of annoyed when I'm thinking about it, like, when I'm playing Ballers Gate and I'm thinking like, fuck, I need to think multiple steps ahead, so I'm a little annoyed.

But then at the end of it, I'm like, that worked out so well or whatever. And so I understand why there's so many people that just, but I said this that from Software won game of the year twice. And there's a lot of people that just, you know, unfortunately can't beat those games. and so there's people that just can't even play them and so it's not about like I guess accessibility

where people are like well this is just a better experience or I'm like oh it's not about that man it's it's fucking it's yeah it's Spider-Man 3 Spider-Man 2 yeah for the year Spider-Man 2 is for sure probably like of the games that were there the most accessible one like I platinum it kind of no problem

I don't normally have patience to platinum really anything I planted the first game too but like it's good it's it's it's it's fine it was like dude like I had so much I had a blast with Starfield this year and it didn't get anything

and that's like not a big fucking deal like who cares I forgot about Starfield it doesn't matter at all I forgot about Starfield actually but yeah yeah dude I ran into Franklin

I ran into Franklin Delano Roosevelt in that game I what if it's so fucking weird but yeah like I don't know man you just I don't know why people are so there's like an insecurity about it where it's like I know I really liked it so it needs to win like it needs to win Game of the Year to validate my how much I liked it and it's like you don't need that at all it's so weird yeah that's and then there's and by the way who cares about the Game Awards anyway like the game awards aren't even really

the official award show of the industry the real award show of the industry is is the dice awards which is by the way something that no one fucking watches because it is so real in the fact that it's like oh yeah this is actually just an award show there's no like reveals or ads or anything and so nobody watches it

so people who are like oh man I really want to see the game words would be so much better if they just focus on the awards and actually treated the devs with respect that already exists is called the Dice Awards and you don't watch it and you don't care so like this happens I don't know what you want everything this happens in everything 100% every time I Every time I'm watching mixed martial arts, for example, people get so annoyed.

Like, we always call them casual fans, right? But they don't have to be casual, it's just a pejorative. And people will start wrestling or grappling, and people will be like, oh, this is so boring. And it's like, hey, you know, there's a thing called kickboxing, like, Glory and K1, where they don't do any of that. And you don't fucking watch it. They get paid nothing. And that's all you want to see. It's just like, you can't, you want to strangle those people.

It's a grappling, bro. Such a, number one, it's just a repel to grappling, but it's like, dude, a grappler, a grappler,

people don't, a grappler will fuck up a boxer. A grapple who, if a grappler, if they get you, and you don't, and you are not aware, like a grappler that's a small woman

could beat up somebody, could pin someone like me if they know what they're doing. Grappling is terrifying. It's a little bit of a stretch. They can submit me. They could choke me out. They could choke me out.

They could choke me out. choke me out. You are, you are six, like, okay, I understand what you're saying, but you're a little bit of a stretch because I think they could, man. Well, so it's such a, how small are we talking about here? Because there's, there's a five, six lady, five, six lady. I'm not talking like Lily's height. No, that's impossible. Let's just, okay, let's just say she's just like, you know, which is totally possible. She's been training the whole life and she's like, about as strong as me or something. I'm not incredibly strong, but strong enough.

Yeah, okay, maybe she could apply enough pressure, but I would say, barring that, I would say you're too, there's just two, you could, like, say, there's weight classes for a reason when it comes to combat sports because of that very reason, but, uh, but like, it's

just like even grapplers and video games, right? Where they are slower on average, when they get you, they do a ton of damage to you. That's it, right? I love, I love, I, I feel like people don't appreciate the, the fighting game, the balance. You know, you know why people don't like grapplers? You know why people don't like grap?

Because grappling looks gay, dude. Graffling looks so gay. It does, man. I'm sorry. Listen, listen, listen. I'm not saying anything wrong. And I'm not, and I'm not saying gay like homosexual. I'm saying like, it looks so stupid.

There's people rolling around on each other, dude. That's worse, that's worse, by the way. I feel like you made your sentence worse by saying that It's like by the way, when I say gay, I don't mean homosexual I mean stupid That's worse than just saying people that's worse than just saying people don't like it because it looks gay Damn bro, I'm trying not to be worse than I'm being worse I mean

I mean like this is like this get this dude off me I don't want he's just he's he's literally sliding up me I don't like that Yeah, he's sliding up two sessions and I like I hate this Okay, wait you go ahead. No, okay. Well, I want,

finish what you were going to say because this is, if this is still related to the wrestling topic. No, it's absolutely not. I was going to go back to the Game Awards. Okay.

Okay. It was gay. I just wanted to say, I just wanted to say that there's one thing specifically that actually genuinely bothered me about the Game Awards this year. Aside from the fact that it was really long

and boring and it's full of ads. Way more boring than you needed to be. Right. It's way more boring than it needed to be. Like so fucking, so much time spent on just, oh, hey, I'm sorry. Like, oh, hey, the director of Balders Gate is talking about all the people who died. Get him off stage. I need, I'm Jeff Keely and I need to do a sketch with a Muppet for five minutes.

Oh, hey, I need to let Kojima talk for 10 minutes about something that's not even a fucking, like, like, dude, look, Jordan Peel and Cojima work together. That's cool. It doesn't need to be there for 10 minutes. It's insane. It was an insane. When the girl screams, bro, that got meme to piss so much, bro. They go, ah! Oh, that fucking, that, that, that fucking, that, what the fuck is that?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That shit, man, isn't that the girl? It's supposed to be motion capture and whatever, like, and that's fine, but, like, dude, you don't, like, dude, I get it. I, I respect the hell out of Kajima. I get it. But, like, he doesn't need 20 minutes on stage with an interpreter going back and forth, over footage of people screaming at a camera. Over it's just...

It's not... It never gets you hype either. Have you ever seen... No. Like, say, since Cojima Studios has been a thing, have you been hyped when you saw his fucking teasers? Were you like, oh, man, I can't wait to play that? It's just weird, dumb shit.

Yeah, yeah. I'm sure it's gonna... I'm sure it's gonna be cool and dope. Like, I loved Death Stranding, even though I was, like, really primed to hate it. I was actually super excited to hate it, actually. So he's earned enough of my respect in a sense of it's like, yeah, I'll probably

check it out and I'll probably enjoy it and the fact that it's Jordan Peel, it's cool, it's cool. But like fuck, 30 minutes is still like, he's on stage for so long and then they're cutting off people while they're accepting their awards and it's, I almost gave them props at the beginning. I almost gave them props at the beginning when they were doing

like best performance when Christopher Judge came out there and they played him off immediately. I thought it would have been so funny. I thought it would have been so funny for them to actually just do that and not do it as like a bit you know what i mean like actually like he goes up he's like hey i'm chris and then the music starts playing and then he goes off stage and you never hear from the rest of the show that would have been hilarious i love his party shot to call the duty oh yeah yeah i mean i mean

it's a little weird it's it's a little weird in my opinion to do that but like yeah yeah just because like weird i don't know it's it's had an award show you're standing in front of these people who you know it's not even they're you know what i mean it's like publishers fault so like, I don't know. Whatever. It's not that big of a deal. It's a weird thing to do at an award show. I guess, but like, fuck Call of Duty.

The last campaign was... I don't feel strongly about it. The last campaign's a mess. The last one was a... Yeah, it is. All I've heard is that people say it's boring and shit. It's basically a DLC to the Bono Morpenter 2. That's all I heard.

Yeah, but honestly, to be... Yeah. I felt that way about most Call Duty campaigns for years. I really don't see. Yeah, but you didn't have to pay separately for it. That's the time with this one was so bad. That is true.

That is true. That's fair. But, like, I have friends that did capture on it, and I have a few friends that did trade dev on it. And it was, the people, and they were like, yo, don't buy it. Even if you don't like, it's not worth it this time. Like, really, it's not worth it this time. And I was like, damn. The thing that bothered me the most, the thing that outside of Destiny 2 being in there for best community support,

I thought that was laughable. Ongoing game, best ongoing game went to Cyberpunk 2077, which is fucking stupid. That is not what an ongoing game is.

Ongoing games are not games that then have DLC later. By that reasoning, every single fucking thing is an ongoing game because every game gets a Patch. Alan Wake 2 just got their fucking new game plus patch with like new story content.

Is that an ongoing game now? So much. It is now. God of War Ragnarok with Valhalla. Godd of War Ragnarck with Valhalla, that DLC that has like, I guess, you know, some cool stuff in it. Is that ongoing game? That's not what that's for. Now it is.

Because of, because of that would, yeah, it is now. They changed the definition because, yes, we all know what it means. It essentially, every, everything prior was. always an MMO because there were the games that were just forever, essentially. Like, I think one last time, Final Fantasy fucking 14 or something that's been out for, for like a million years or something. I don't know. Let me see.

Best. I'll look it up. I really, I'm happy the game gets its flowers for doing as good as it has to have reboot it, like do better, reboot itself, make itself a genuinely good game with such, with a really good DLC. Like, I think Fan Liberty is amazing, but yeah, it's not. It's not ongoing game. That is a game that got patched. I feel a little

I don't, I look at man, I understand, but I also feel a little bit weird about same thing with No Man Sky. I feel a little bit weird praising these games for it's like, well, we're kind of praising them for

putting out something that they should have came with in the first place. No, I agree. So it feels a little weird. That's real. I agree. It's like, you know. Yeah. Because like so often, so often things don't fix themselves, you know.

At least we're getting in the era where things do start fixing themselves. So often people just like flee shit. Like Anthem got released that shit in stage shit. Oh, they didn't even try to fix it. Dude, fucking EA is so shit, man, to the point where they shut down fucking Andromeda. They shut down Anthem without even, it's not like they didn't have any fucking money. They were just like, oh, no thanks. We're not even going to attempt to fix this thing.

Like, okay, they put out a patch in a drama that desperately needed it. That at least to beat the game, you essentially needed a patch. Because I got fucking stuck. A lot of people got stuck. But anyway, bro, the day before, have you been paying attention to that fucking game? I have seen it, yeah. So there's a game called the day before, which it was,

people clock this as a scam a long time ago because it was like they used I can't remember what the thing was but like some trailers just used like other assets that were just like this is not this looks fake as fuck it's like this I guess open world kind of MMO zombie kind of blast of a style thing and it's they got they put the game out and then they shut down the student they shut themselves down like two days later I think it's insane dude I've never seen a turnaround like that before I have never seen a studio shut down.

The only thing I can theorize is that they knew ahead of time this is exactly what was going to happen. To shut down that quickly, that is not a decision you just make on the fly like that. And it's interesting seeing, like, so people are using the way back machine to see their old trailers and stuff and see how much they deleted almost like 800,000 of views on their YouTube channel. showcasing a lot of stuff showing the fucking the unreal engine it actually looked pretty good when they were first showing it off

and then it turned into just fucking garbage with no zombies there's nothing happening in the game it was to a point where I was like I kind of want to buy this I kind of want to buy this

just to see how but I'm not going to buy it I won't do it but you know what I do want to buy I really want to buy that walking dead game i saw some people playing it walking dead dead yeah i saw some people playing it like it's really really in depth and i fucking almost cried laughing did you see rick versus uh uh uh uh uh uh fucking chain did you see that fight yeah yeah where he's where he's hitting it where he's shooting him in the face with a shotgun he's shooting

him in the face like 20 times i was almost crying Rick Rick Grimes Rick Grimes has the health of a destiny raid boss And it just looks so fucking ridiculous In the context of the Walking Dead Where clearly one shot is supposed to kill people But he's just tanking all these head shots Like a fucking mammoth elder god

It is crazy Yeah that This year's so weird Because this year is probably like one of the better Like I like we were talking about it on I've talked about it with a lot of people already, but, like, I mean, this year's so crazy with great games and shit. Even that Avatar, Far Cry game is apparently not even remotely as bad as I,

as people thought it should be. It looks kind of interesting. Are you watching it? Yeah. It's ridiculous. The footage of that game, my favorite thing about that game, I think I brought this up on the podcast before, but please forgive me if I, like, forgive me if I do it again, but it needs to be mentioned.

there's a trailer for the Walking Dead Destinies that shows all the main characters walking towards the camera and you can see like it's like they're in like a V-formation like birds or whatever and you know front and center is Rick Grimes

and then you have like Michone and Darrell off to the whatever and then off to the left side you see Herschel without his leg walking perfectly fucking fine in the trailer if you look at the trailer

if you look at the trailer for this fucking game you see it they're all walking in a V-Fee formation and he's just casually like oh yeah i don't have a i don't have the bottom half of my leg but i'm gonna walk perfectly fine in this marketing material it is so weird how good the game like so many fucking amazing games came out this year and then like i this is without a doubt like some of the worst some of the worst games that i've ever been aware of have come out this year too it's so weird gallum right there was that rise there's that king con game walking dead destiny's day before it's crazy it is crazy

dude he shot rick in the head so many times and rickness like knocks back he's got me to shame he's just pushing you he's doing fucking soul's rolls he's fucking like he's limber and shit he's kicking him out i'm like dang rick grimes is crazy dude he's fucking match the gathering bro he put rick and madge the souls rolls are really what really ties it all together like he's souls rolling and then there's he does it backwards too you don't how hard to Just the roll backwards? The fact that they made that is so, like, who green lit that? Like, you know, like, okay, I understand the game is shit, but, like, hey, there's going to be this fight.

There's going to be a fight between Shane and Rick. And Rick's going to have a head stronger. Rick's going to have a stronger head than Spider-Man, bro. I can't think of, like, it is 100% any type of. It's like you already said it. You already said it. It's like a fucking, it's like a boss like in fucking destiny or something. It's just like one of those.

How could you absorb that much damage and be a regular, and be afraid of zombies at all? Like, how could you be, how could you live in that world? A zombie can't pierce his skin. They can't do anything to you. They can't do anything to you. Oh, man, that's so good. There are shots like at the prison and like there's all these like just,

they're just, it's the same fucking five zombies throughout the entire game. and they're in the prison. So all the fucking prisoners in there are just regular people. And then the guards have regular clothes except for they have helmets on. I was just like, this is so fucking lazy. This is like, this is like how I used to write book reports, right? I would just read the synopsis and then essentially just write shit. And then the teacher would be like, yeah, I get enough.

Yeah, yeah. Because I'm a fucking kid who cares. But I'm like, that's awesome. I love the contrast of best games versus just this shit. It's pretty amazing, dude. I don't know. What happens that? The fight continues.

Did you see the second part of the fight guys? Yeah. There's a part two of crow bars and the crow bars doing more damage than the shotgun did. Oh, come on, man. That makes sense. Yeah, totally. Yeah, why not? I actually really do.

When I saw that fight, I was like, I'm buying this game. I kind of want to buy it now, too. How much is it? Is it 60? No, fuck, no. It's probably 40 new, but I imagine it's got to be slashed. There's no way it could be 40 bucks right now. I might buy that game low key.

I might buy it like right now, actually. Do not. Do not wait. Please don't. Like, if it's so, look, I'm a check like. It's so unnecessary. I'm going to check like CD keys or something and see if they have it on. 40 is a little bit

It's 40 right See yeah Like if if that shit's like Look On CD keys right now Fucking hellslinger Hellslinger Is that right?

I don't know what that is Hellslinger Is that wrong Hellsinger right Hellslinger I don't know what you're looking at I don't know what Sorry

Metal Hellsinger I just don't know how to correct you Metal Hellsinger Oh right Metal Hellsinger okay Yeah so I just For some reason I want to say

sling. It was just like, no, that's not right. But anyway, um, so that game right now is like less than $4 on like, you can find it online. Uh, basically, if this game does not get to that point, that would be like that, like, it's, you can find like a good game that'll go on sale for like just stupid, like good deal. Yeah. And I'll wait. I'll put this in my wish list and whatnot, because it's just, it's just such a stupid game that it, come on. Every once in a, while everybody has that one game that they're like dude i gotta play that you know it's trash oh yeah i have i have to i don't know what that game that was that was right the last game that i remember doing that was right to hell retribution in like 2013 and then i was like i think i'm good

i think i'm set like i don't need any more this this garbage in my life but one thing i did want to bring up what is my garbage game before we forget because i just remembered it i just remembered it and i have to i have to bring it up i think it's because the timing of it was so hilarious we the last episode of the snark tank that we did was so off the rails and so fucked and so fucked in a Simpsons specific way that the fact so the Simpsons doesn't trend regularly at all like I rarely ever see the Simpsons on my timeline for any reason but there was a clip from a modern episode of the Simpsons that went viral or not viral but they were they were trying to push it and they were like they tweeted out and it's like oh homie Homer might have a might have a point here. And it's literally just Homer Simpson ranting about destination weddings for like a full minute. And it's, you know, both

it's the voice actors. And they sound so sick. Like both of them now. Like I, it was originally like just Marge that sounded like and March would make no mistake. She still sounds like a, she sounds just as like a black metal

like a fucking dude like a teradactal. It's crazy. She sounds old. She sounds like her voices distrained. That's it. But then Homer sounds so devoid of it is, it was actually the saddest thing I think I've seen. Homer reminds you of. Remember how you make fun of a fucking, what you call it, like King Kai in Japanese? He sounds like a person on Ambien.

Oh, yeah. Dude, he sounds like he's fucking on Ambien, like actually. The idea is crazy. King Kai in Japanese is like, he's like doing what the most is like, oh no, Goku, help me out. And it is just like, why does he sound so tired? So this has 10 million. It has 10 million views. Where's it at?

On Twitter. I'll put it in the chat. If you just, you don't have to listen to the whole thing, but like if you just listen to Homer Simpson's voice, even for like a little bit, it is so sad. Like, it is noticeable in a way that I can't even fucking.

he sounds so fucking depressed Derek's listening to it now dog you're not gonna believe we just watch Do you hear that? So so are we gonna change subject in a little bit because I have something perfect for you No change subject about I just saw this

Like he's sitting The fucking voice actor sounds like he's sitting in bed tucked in with his fucking SM7B just up to his face That's what he sounds like he sounds like he's like Fuck I forgot to do these lines And he pulled up his mind up his mic and he's like, oh, and I'm like, oh. And Marge, of course, disgusting. The fact that

she's still doing it, they didn't just get somebody else, right? It's like, you put in fucking decades. God bless. You sound like shit. You have to go. Like, she sounds, she's going to fucking lose her voice by the time. She's literally, she probably demanded that. Like, no, I want to be here until. She wants, she essentially wants to sound like fucking Robert F. Kennedy Jr. She's trying to get to that fucking... What if they... What if there's like a clause in their contract that says, if you stop voicing this character,

we have the right to kill you. And so they're all just like... They're all just stuck doing it because they can't afford... If they stop doing it, they'll literally be shot. Okay. I'm tired of living. Kill me.

March? Much. Stop. Stop burping on my clip. I'm going to sound like. Ew, dude, your fucking face. Oh, my God. You looked pit, bro.

You looked fucking animated for a second. That was heinous. You looked like a racist caricature of a person, bro. You look like if somebody was going to drop. Mudge. Okay, guys, I got a good setting switch for us. Okay. So just now

Just now I'm going to my thing right Dextero The you know the the Twitter news page Dextero Twitch will now allow artistic nudity Following the viral topless meta So if you guys don't know You guys don't know

As of lately on Twitch A lot of girls have been streaming Showing their upper cleavage As toplessness that's become another streaming medal on Twitch Twitch is being the wonderful place it is If you're a woman and you're attractive Switch is lit

The litness So what do you guys think about that? Chicks, man, just with big tatties that are doing pretty well too Just show me aerolies, bro That's it, man Yeah, this one This one's funny to me I'm tired of half-ass and shit bro

Well see, that's why like, okay There's you really There's an implied nudity that some people just love. I've seen people even tweet about this like, oh man, why you show too much? What's wrong with a nice side boom? I'm like,

what the fuck is wrong with you? I always want to see the actual tits versus, like say, and I'm not talking about in a, in real life setting if I'm fucking going about my business, but in sexy time, no, I don't like,

even in passing. And even passing all the time. Well, in passing, I would be more like, say if you saw like a nice rack or something, it's like, oh, nice, you can appreciate that. And then the most you would probably want is like, oh, if she just flashed you a quick, just to know what her just the full package looks like. And you're like, oh, cool, nice dits.

And then that's pretty much it. It's not a big fucking deal. And this Twitch meta, it's really catering to those people that like that teasing stuff, where it's to the point where if the girls were just wearing normal bikinis like they where when they were doing the bath, the hot tub meta, they're actually showing more tits. They're showing much more.

And then this new meta, it's just showing the top part with a little bit of cleavage, a little bit of the crack. And I'm just like, oh, this is somehow better for some people. I always say to each their own.

I really want to say that, but at the same time, I'm like, how down bad can you be? I'm tired of getting people, weird people, a place to stay, bro. I'm tired of defending people that are stupid and different from me, bro. I'm sick of it, bro.

I'm sick of it. That's fair. It's constantly me having to be the bigger person, and I'm sick of it out. I'm sick of being like, it's fine. Do what you want to do. It's fine. You're welcome to what you want to. No, you're not welcome to be what you want to be anymore.

Get out of here. Get out of here. Yeah. I feel that. Watch. Who wants to see some of a breast? What kind of freaking mongloid wants to see the idea of a pussy? I want to see pussy.

In fact, a dude pussy streams. Put your pussy on camera, bro. Yeah, you remember that one girl that was brave?

She was brave enough to where she just fucking gaped. She just fucking, she bent over. Oh, yeah, that's right. I remember that. Yeah,

yeah, and like, yeah, yeah, you could hear the wind, bro. You can hear the wind. I was crazy.

I was like, damn, bro, shout out to you. So intimate. And, you know, like,

it might as well, but I also saw a really interesting thing come out of that meta that this new top booby meta is, I guess it's called implied nudity. I mean, at least that's what it's supposed to be. That girl that started it, at least that popularized it or who is, it seems to be the most popular.

Magpie or something, I forgot her name. Moreg pie, I think. Morgpie, you're right, yeah, that's it. She is, she's yoked. She works out a lot. It was like I was doing Yeah, yeah I was looking her up

For my my video And I was like Holy shit So she's like muscle mommy You can see in the picture That she obviously Has fake ass tits Because she has like

You know A really fucking strong chest And then her big fucking fake boobies Are just attached to her Fucking muscle Right there So I saw a handful of guys That were

Confused And I hate where we are On the internet now That there are There are legitimately Males that have no fucking idea that women can build muscle and be women. And it's not even like, yeah, it's not even like, I don't understand.

It's just one of those things that growing up you didn't run into that because you've always known that, yeah, women are human so they can obviously get jacked if they choose to. And I don't get it, man. I saw a girl that she was first girl to play NCAA football and not be. like a kicker, right? She's actually fucking tackling. She's in with the boys. Oh, really? That's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah. Some fucking blonde chick with jacked arms. And then all of a sudden the guys like, oh, those shoulders. Look at those hands. It's a man. And I'm like, what the fuck? Bro, I don't know what to tell you. Even when you see a man's hands, it's because he fucking

got jacked who look like that. I'm like, your twink ass doesn't look like that naturally. Like, what the fuck do you? I don't get it. How did we... Like, how have we, how have we gotten to this point where, like, the trans panic is so bad that even, even, like, I've probably mentioned before. Like, I, uh, one of my ex-girlfriends, just because she had a large Greek nose. Uh, it's because for whatever reason, large noses are associated with this, a male trait. Even though...

Right. Mediterranean women have large noses a lot of times Or even French women It doesn't fucking matter And so they're like oh she She trans? And I'm like what? Me at first, me my normal brain

My normal man brain I'm just like How? Like I don't understand why you would even say that And then like yes In retrospect I totally would have ran with it In retrospect I would have ran with it 100%.

I'd be like that her dick's way bigger than me dude I throat that shit like crazy I'd be like that that shit It's it's tough But it really cleans out You know like I got acid reflux And it really does the job

To kind of plunge out the acid That's crazy It cleans your fucking colon I don't take greens I don't use I don't eat leafy greens I just like my girlfriend Shurrach down my throat

I'm all I'm all clean down bro Fuck fiber I don't need that shit no more bro I totally would have that shit If I knew If I knew people are gonna go this crazy About it

Like how things are like How they've been lately, I totally would have been like, oh, absolutely. Whenever I'm constipated, dog hit my girlfriend up, cleans the pipe right out. Like a fucking soft serve machine afterwards, bro. Easy peasy, leon, squeezy. Hell yeah, dude.

The hell you're looking at, Chris, look like you're fucking, look at you're zoned into something. You didn't think you're locked in to something. I was doing some other, I saw something that I thought might be interesting, but it actually isn't. The, uh, the Twitch. I stand by it, though. Yeah, the Twitch stuff is weird.

I don't know. I think, uh, it's one of those things. where I don't, I don't care enough about it, but at the same time, I do think the dismissing, the dismissing of criticism of it is kind of weird. Like, the whole thing, it's like, oh, if you don't, if you don't like this, you're just not straight. And it's just like, well, I mean, it's weird. It's weird that this is happening. Like, it's weird that this is just on Twitch. And it's just, it's just objectively strange. Uh, but I don't know. I, I don't consume this. If I, if I'm gonna jerk off, I'm gonna go to a point. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna watch porn. Okay. I'm not gonna

to sit there in like some streamers chat like hoping to catch a glimpse of something what the fuck am i do what is that what is that i'm insane thunderstorms man i got i don't got the time for that i'm on a schedule i got like maybe 15 minutes max all right so i got my bookmarks set thunderstorm thunderstorms thunderset storm i marked thunderstorms trust me look at a thunderstorm and beat a dick to it bro exhilarating what are you talking about what what are you saying beached dick to a thunderstorm yeah like a real crazy one that's crazy it's a bass it's a bass where then like And then like when there's really one happening, it's even better because it's like closer. It's like it's like, it's like real, you know, it's like high death because it's real.

You're on another level. The idea. You're on a level that. The idea of that is crazy. It's like I'm going to jerk off with thunderstorm. Have you guys been seeing the honey bun shit? What is that? No.

What? People super like people putting honey buns in the oven and then throwing them at homeless people. It's really fucked up. It's super fucked up. I died. But what happened did it remind me of the joke. It reminded me of the joke I made about putting a cinnamon roll in the oven in the microwave for like 30 seconds and then fucking it. It reminded me that joke I made a long time ago.

That was worth it. That was worth it. That was like two years ago. Shut up. It's funny. That was like three fucking years ago. And I remember that very vividly at the apartment. We were actually recording in person.

And I was like. You were disgusted with me. Because I was like, there's no way you're fucking something that in a pastry that's in the microwave for 30 seconds. It's too fucking hot. I think you can do it. Dude, we're not doing this again. If I get harder, if I get harder. Listen, we got questions.

If I get you, because you know how it gets more durable. You know, it gets more. 30. Bro, okay, this is how we're going to settle this. We're moving on right after this. Live, we're going to go live. And when I come up there during Christmas, all right. I'm going to go buy a

fucking donut microwave for 30 fucking seconds and you have to fuck it. All right, gotcha. All right. If I succeed with this, if I succeed with that, you owe me, you owe me dinner that day.

All right. And if I fail out, vice versa. Okay, fair enough. Okay, hell yeah, dude. Let's go. You better not try to buy no fuck shit. I'm not trying to eat crazy. I'm just some Boston cream, man.

Just straight up Boston cream. You got to fuck some Boston cream. maybe I've been up more than I get chew It's like, yo Maybe I'm fucked up maybe We're gonna put a blindfold around him though We're gonna put a blindfold on and then we're We're gonna replace the donut with a crab

He's got to fuck a crab Did you imagine me fucking a crab? That's crazy Somehow I'm fucking a crab And you just keep going It just keeps pitching but you're still Going just in dirt

I'm so damaged I'm like I'm in a good I'm in really bad shape for you your dick would not survive even if you approach it from the back I don't think it would survive

the all right let's let's move on Jesus Christ All right Kremlin to Gremlin wrote And he says greetings Chris Derek And the one who always Loses spelling competitions

He says I'm not sure I'm not sure if this was before, if this was asked before, but whatever, what's your most expensive hobby? I started getting into Warhammer before buying a 3D printer because I got too expensive. Yeah, I mean, that's, Warhammer's pretty fucking, Warhammer is very expensive. Yeah. Let me see.

I collect comic books. I play magic. Prodivodes and dragons. I'll be Digimon. Oh, bitch. So, yeah. What's the most expensive do you, what's the most expensive do you think you would estimate between those?

Like just based on a... Comic on monsters? Really? Like, what's the price per comic that you would... What was the last time you bought a comic? I bought a comic like two days ago. Oh, okay. Well, yeah, I guess that makes sense.

I don't know if I had it. But the thing is, I also have the apps to read them online as well. But when I, when something really good, like, when I'm collecting something and it's coming out, I got to grab this. Like, I grab like, I grab like Green Lantern. I always grab like, like moms, moral and stuff I usually try to grab.

I grab like Captain America things. So I would take. Are you excited? Are you excited? Are you excited for your kids to throw that shit away? I mean, if they want to, they can throw it away. It's their choice at that moment. That's really bothered me. Yeah.

I'll give it to them, you know. Fucking kids, man. I've, I've, the amount of, the amount of shit that I have or that I remember having from like, oh, yeah, your grandfather. This was your grandfather's. you know, collection of, I don't know,

arrowheads. I don't know what the hell my grandfather collected. But it was something where I was just like, oh man, this is all really cool. I don't want anything to do this.

What the fuck am I going to do? It makes sense, dude. It's sensible. It's like, what the fuck? You're your kids. You know,

like, I don't get mad at that because like I get it. It's like, just, just bury me with them at that point. You know what I mean? It's just like,

so no one could have them. Nah, don't do that. What happens is this right? bury them with me. No. Buried them with me. So that way, like, if somebody, if somebody,

no, who does, that's not their fucking money. It's my money. And so, like, I'm dead. I'm dead.

I don't need money. Well, I want it. How about that? How about I want the money? You're an ass. So that's good enough. How about I want my fucking money?

I want to be buried with my fucking. Some guy who just barely understand how money works. It's like, I want to be buried with my credit card. And my, I want to be buried with my debit card. So nobody has my money. Fucking.

idiot. I want to go, but he really think he's going to go to afterlife rich. I save so much money when I'm alive. Or he thinks that his card is literally his money. I just, I don't know. The idea, the idea of just having such a big collection of shit that just is completely meaningless to the people who are going to inherit it is so funny to be. Just like inherently.

It's just, I mean, it might, it might not be meaningless to them, but at the same time also, they can take it. Like, I don't, it doesn't stress me out enough than not taking it or taking it. It's like, whatever. Like, this is my thing, right? If they need money in the future, they money in the future, they're like, dang, Grandpot Kingston, my grandpa Kingston or my dad, Kingston did have a lot of comments with this. My comics are worth a sizable amount of money.

I'm like, yeah, just sell them and do whatever you want with them. I'll definitely tell them that before. And I'll be, yeah, do whatever you want with them. You know, go for it. When I finally get to Japan and I get my katana made, I'm like, hey, dude, I'm going to have this. But like, I'm going to give it to you. You can do whatever you want with it. I enjoyed owning it.

And then it's there. I can't be mad if I'm going to do whatever they're going to do with it. No, I don't fucking sell. My shit will kill you. That's crazy. I don't give a fuck. That's my friend. It's my nature.

I don't know if I have an expensive hobby. I have hobbies that are expensive to get into, but like not necessarily to maintain. Like, I would say music stuff is a hobby of mine because it's not something that I do professionally or like really, you know, focus on. But. it's only expensive in the beginning when you're getting like equipment and instruments and then like once you have your guitar or like once you have your instrument like you could kind of invest maybe in like a oh i want like maybe maybe i'm feeling like oh a talk box you know i've been thinking about that lately just getting a talk box because it's just like it looks cool but even that's like maybe one maybe one new thing a year max that catches my attention in that realm it's not like oh this week i'm going to get this $50 comic and next week i'm going to or Or like, oh, this week I bought $500 in Digimon cards. Like 50 is expensive.

What happens is like, I buy like, what I'm saying is, what I'm saying is throughout the year, you probably spend more on comics than I do on music stuff. Yeah, definitely. Definitely in a lot of year. And what are you at average on comics I spend around like maybe like $200, $200? Oh, that's not actually that much. Really? Yeah, well, maybe.

Well, I play Digimon now too. And I play competitively. And that shit can rack up a little bit. How much is that then? Two Billy? Two billion. No, I wish. Think of it like this.

It's enough that like if I, if I, I don't, it won't hurt me fiscally throughout the month. But I will. Maybe like. Is it rent? Is it rent? It comes out every three months. Definitely not spending rent money on it. That's crazy.

that's insane um no like throughout the year throughout the year you don't spend one certain one oh one month's rent okay not there may like each time it comes out and winning rents equivalent to every time it drops no every year no no i just i i i just yeah i i just you don't have to get specific i just mean like because that's generally like what i think of it's expensive if you spent one month of rent on something on a hobby throughout the entire year that's kind of that's a big you know i would say you know i would say this year i would say this year i'm in Digimon, I've spent maybe, maybe $600.

Okay, that's, yeah, it's a sizable. $700, yeah. I don't know. Maybe. It's still disgusting. But kids are young. You know, it's crazy? I haven't.

I'm competitively am very good now. Like, I'm actually good at the game now. Like, I go to, like, the top places and I get, like, a top. Like, this last week, yesterday there was, like, a box tournament. You know what case, right? Whenever there's, like, there's, like, there's a, The case, it's like 12 boxes. Yeah.

I hope that is. And then they do, like, whenever their card released, they do, like, they sell them in, like, packs. They sell boxes. They sell boxes. I went to a case tournament. I got fourth place yesterday. Because that's how good I am out of, like, 40-something people.

I mean, you're playing with seven-year-old, so it's like, it's not really anything to brag about. No one that plays Digimana 7. Fuck you, dude. We're all in our at least mid-20s. I'm not playing no kid. If I lose to a kid, I'm losing my mind, bro. I lose my mind. What did you say?

Did you say you're in your mid-20s? Is that what you said? And I said everyone that plays at least in their mid-20s. Oh, okay. I'm in my late 20s. I'm in the end of the 20s, bro. I know where I'm at, bro. There's no fooling me there.

Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. I probably need, what I would need is, I'd probably need to see Digimon art again because just in my mind, it was all like, it's like, look, man, one of my roommates his ex-wife's

new boyfriend look shout out to this dude he's great but he's just you know he's like 30 years old and he's so unashamed of the stuff he's into like this dude shows me like

oh he's one of my favorite YouTubers he's watching it's just this fucking V-tuber that's literally talking like a chip monk and I'm just like wow that's a I just I just I didn't really expect

in my mind that a you know somebody who has the potential to have a beard and everything would be listening to something like this and so when i when i'm thinking of like uh digimon when i was like back in the day like in my head like the art style for me was like geared towards like cool shit that like kids would think of and maybe i'm just completely like uh i'll post i'll post the picture of one of the like modern cards now a card that i have a few of because i feel like I'm totally, yeah, I'm like, I'm so, I'm like, boom for shit. It's in the chat. You see if.

The new art style, it definitely is some of the art style is from like when we were kids and it's like obviously more, they're more cute than they are like menacing and cool looking. 100%. But like there's definitely like a lot of very cool art in it. Oh, interesting. I would say it's comparable to like, um, compo to like maybe magic the gathering and Digimon are close to each other. Because magic has some art that's like gorgeous. where I'm like, Dan,

this is really insane. Right. But then there's some art that's like super like contrived and lazy or shit up a still from something else. I cannot. War game on. War game.

What's a war game. Oh, dude. This card has gone so down in value over the last couple months. Oh, it has, bro. That's because of the release earlier this month and then it is shot down. Yeah.

Yeah, whatever. I don't know. Yeah. What are you, Derek? Is there any expensive, any expensive hobbies that aren't just... Oh, porn? Derek is porn addiction. You're seeing porn addiction. Insane. I would be so, I would be so ashamed to myself if I started investing in porn because I've always been the free website, you know, person.

Or I would even want to be like, oh, if the person that makes the content upload it to like a porn hub, whatever, he can support them in a YouTube type of way. I don't know how the ad sense works and all that shit, but I've always just advocated like, why the fuck would you pay for porn essentially? That's what I'm saying. Nah, man, but I really don't have any, because, like, say, I eventually want to do something with music,

so it's like I haven't even invested the proper money that I should. I've kind of been holding on to just the lower end of stuff. And really the only time I really spent money in anything crazy it was because it made sense of the time when I was getting sponsorships for Raid Shadow Legends because they were paying me a decent lot of money and my line of thinking was

first of all I actually the mechanics and everything involved in the game I actually really enjoyed you know the only part that I didn't like is just literally like every other gotcha game is the predatory shit that they do like Diablo Immortal whatever whatever have you they have that one aspect to it that's extremely predatory

and extremely pay to win but the mechanics I was like if this game was like the way that path of exile is where you can only pay for skins or whatever I was like this game is fucking excellent like the mechanics the fucking art style everything about it they have lore in the game they had a fucking series that they dropped on YouTube and I'm like

all right cool just get rid of this one thing but long story short at the time to compete at the best level or not even the best I was never at the best but to compete at a high level I was investing like a few hundred in a month. But that's nothing. So first of all, just one ad would pay for like more than enough.

So it was like I felt fine investing. Once I stopped doing the ads and I just stopped giving the money. But it's so fucking retarded because even the couple of hundreds that I would invest would be nothing. Because there are people who would literally and I want to meet these people and just steal their money because they would invest tens of thousands of dollars per month. Like, they were crackens, man, not even whales. And so you couldn't

compete at the highest level no matter what because they always had the best shit. But that was the only time when I was, I felt like I wanted to do something in this game and I actually felt like I almost, let's put it this way. There's a creator that has over 200,000 subscribers that just plays this game.

And his whole career is just making that content. And I almost did it four years ago. I was like, I think I'm going to make raid content. And then I would have joined their creative, creator team. And then now they're starting their own studio and making a completely different game. And I probably would have been involved with that. But I just was like, I got lazy.

So that was the closest thing that I can even compare anything to like a hobby. Everything else is, it's just like my hobby shit now just goes towards eating fucking disgusting food. It was not my door. What's that? Oh, I hope he gets killed. Right back. Oh, shit. I thought you were gone.

I'm not getting evicted. One second. And I haven't paid rent in a while. Oh, I'm sure. That would be so insane. That would make, okay. That would make, because it's like, wait, that literally would make no sense. We're, first of all, like, there's too many things around like, how did this happen?

How did it come to this? Turns out, we're going to, sweeties up. Yeah. We might as well move forward. Yeah, we'll just get another question going while he's dead or something. Yeah. Cyclone of Chaos running says, greetings fuckheads. You've brought on friends and other YouTubers as guests,

but why not let fans and listeners get a chance to join it on the fun as well? No, you do not understand how much you don't want that. You think you want that, but you don't want that because the reality is people, look, it's weird. It's weird to be in front of a camera for a lot of people. It's weird to be cognizant of the fact that you're being recorded. It's weird to be cognizant of the fact that you are creating something for future consumption to the point where I'm really desensitized to it because I've been doing it for like 15 years at this point,

probably more than that if you consider, you know, something and stuff that I was doing before YouTube. But most people feel really uncomfortable in front of a camera. Most people feel really uncomfortable behind a microphone. And I've seen that. I've seen that. I've seen people really try to overcompensate. just in normal conversation

and it's you know it's a whole it's a whole thing it's a whole thing I don't think you want that and you think you want it let's let's let's yeah I'm gonna be I'm gonna be

less respectable and it's just like well extrapolate that to anything else let's just say we have a tiny amount of like notoriety it's like it's just like me like oh well you know I should just be able to hang out and do a podcast

with the rock or, you know what I mean? It just there's the level, the level of like, okay, their entire audience that's built in, they're like, they want to hear from specific people. And it's kind of like, it's just like that where the people that are listening, they're going to be like, oh, I guess it only makes sense where it's like, oh, maybe I would have an opportunity

to maybe be on and talk with the boys. But other than that, everybody else that's listening, it's like, well, I didn't gain anything from this because Yeah I did Yeah I see what you're saying

It was like So Kingston Just to catch you up We're talking about Somebody asked a question They were like They were like

They were basically Hey You've had like You've friends and stuff And you have You've had friends And other YouTubers And guess

Why not let Why not put fans And listeners on? No No I won't do that Sorry Yeah

Well I'll put it Well this is Something that I I kind of talking about you because I want to bring this up too where like I remember back in the day I don't know if it's the case nowadays because I don't really see it happen all that much in the same way that it used to but I remember when YouTubers would collaborate a lot right and you would have a YouTuber that

you would be a big fan of right and then they would you know you'd wait for their videos and maybe they posted like once a week or something because that was that was feasible back then and it was like cool all right cool new new episode this week or whatever you'd and you tune in And the whole video would be some guy, it would be like the guy that you want to see or the person that you want to see sharing the screen the entire runtime of that video with somebody that you've either never heard of or no kind of. And I remember kind of always lamenting those episodes because I was just like, oh man, I'm not really, even if it was somebody that I liked, it was just like, I'm not really here for this guy. You know, like, I'm kind of here for this. And I kind of feel like, oh, this wasn't really what I was looking for. forward to it's fine you know whatever but like i remember that feeling of being kind of

i don't know if i like this this type of collab really to the degree that a lot of other people might it's why specifically i had the stupid fucking llama that i would talk to because it was a way for me to collaborate with people i had no business with collaborating without them like stealing screen time and feeling like they were like absorbing the video all for for themselves it was like oh here's a little easter egg it's like oh fucking um what's a kid icarus is in this video that has nothing to do with anything Kid Icarus has ever talked about, but he's not in the video, like, kind of stealing, you know, the point of it away from, you know, the people who actually just want to see, like, what this person's creating. Now, imagine me feeling that way about

people that I kind of know and kind of like, and maybe are, am kind of aware of, exacerbated to a level where this isn't even, like, this isn't even somebody that I'm even remotely familiar, or this is a straight-up stranger who even if I like them there's that this is all that exists of this person like they it's not even like

oh that was a great let's say we have a great guest on like just from the audience just out of sheer coincidence that's it that's that's all they got because they're not a content creator they don't have their own thing going on

that other people can maybe flock to and then it's just like a it's kind of like a flash in the pan I'm just going to say no. It's a weird situation. I'm going to say no, I'm sorry. No, obviously. I have the respect you have, Chris. You have respect you, you see. Right. It's a very respectable answer. It's a very clear cut and a great answer. And it's just, it's just really, Ackham's Razor, it's just like it just doesn't make sense, really.

Like, it just, it's not even like, to me, the way that I like audience interactions is I really, I don't know about you guys, but like, I really would like for us to, uh, I don't know, figure out some type of management situation so we can get fucking. live shows going. I would love to actually... I would love to have at least two live shows a year. That'd be amazing. Yeah, we do live shows and now it's like the Q&A, the interaction, the listeners are now interacting live, like it's real time. I would love that.

I would love that, like, oh, raise your fucking hand and somebody will take the stupid microphone up to your face and just don't, you know, just hopefully you thought of something cool to say, and then fucking it'll be great content for everybody. Because that's cool as shit. Like, I've always enjoyed a good Q&A. That makes perfect sense, but then it's like, you know, what this person's asking, like, oh, let's just bring somebody up on stage and have them sit there the entire time. It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy. That's a, you know what I do? Like, I will say this. Like, say every once in a while you'll see a musician, like, they'll be like, hey, who knows how to play this song? And then somebody out of the crowd will come and fucking kill it. And it's like those rare blue moon type of things. Like, that's awesome. But they don't be like, hey, stay the entire set. And just play, like, you know what I'm saying? It's like little like kernels of stuff is cool, man.

Right. I think the best way, I think the best way to do this would be like a call-in show almost. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be ideal because we could kind of cycle through people. We could get a lot of people in at once. Figuring the logistics of that out with like the program that we use is kind of a little tricky. Right.

We've got to figure that out. But that would be the way that I, if we're going to do anything like that, that would be the way that I would want to do it. because 100% That's really the only way That makes sense to me I just I just I just have fans on

Because I don't I don't know man This The intro of internet He hates the fans Sweeney I don't hate fans at all He constantly

He constantly messages me He constantly messages me He messages me sometime In the middle of that I'll be sleeping I hate my fucking I will be I'll be slumbering

A deep slumber And then I'll wake up at 3am I'm to a text from Sweeney It's like a big wall of text That just says I hate our fans 50 times And then So what if those niggas pay our bills?

So what if they pay our bills? Fuck those niggas. I'll write back. Are you okay? And then he'll, it'll say red and then he won't respond. Yeah. It'll say red.

You'll get the speech bubbles and then nothing will come. Yeah. The little text bubble. I hate those fucking bubbles. I don't even know people are typing. Dude, you guys remember you guys remember in high school? I just remember in high school taking a risky shots and a text bubble

come up and they go away. You're like, oh, man. man what a here we go dude that that made me in the habit of like whenever I have to text something serious I write it in a notes app like I write it in the notes app first

and then I like drop it copy paste and send because I just don't I hate I hate the idea that they see me typing it's like you don't deserve to see me typing what the fuck I hate to do that shit used to grow the speech bubble used to kill me dude oh my god look you gotta think about this though

the people because this annoyed the shit out of me. Because, okay, I only started using WhatsApp, you know, maybe a few years ago and say, you can see, you know, it'll say when somebody's online, they'll, you know, you can see when somebody's online or whatever. And it's the same with the speech bubble where I just thought, who the fuck does this? Who is anticipating? Who's waiting there? I'm like, don't you have shit to do? I'm telling you, I am so fucking busy that as soon as I'm done texting, my phone is sat,

down immediately. It is done. It is off. It is, it is like, I'm done. And then I will wait till I hear a buzz that I am not sitting there looking at a speech, but why the fuck would you even do that? What is the point of it? Young, young me, would continue doing what you're doing. Young me would, why? Like, even when I was young and I had more time, I was playing a fucking video game. I was jamming. Because the only time I would care about a text back is when I'm like talking to a girl and I'm shooting a shot, you know. That's, only time I would care. I said the text, right?

And you get the, you get the immediate, the bubbles a little bit, and then you just wouldn't get to respond for the rest of the day. And I'm like, God damn. And that's the stress of those. And why go through that? Because I was young and I was horny and I would shoot my shot. And I would just be like, if it works, it wasn't working. It doesn't work.

I've gotten more hits than misses, but I've got quite a few hits. You know, I've got more misses than hits, but I've got quite a few hits. And it's scary Nigger We're gonna have to talk about your body counts now That's the new turn I'm saying like I've you shook your shot

You know if you shot sometimes And you sink it Sometimes You air ball it And it hits the back of the rim And hits you in the head afterwards You know It just it just happens

You gotta get used to it Oh yeah man That's that's the part of the game That's the part of the game Absolutely When you went on a young man Learned how to stone himself That's when a young man

Truly evolves Stone When you stone When you're hearted When you're hearted I can do this No matter What she says no

And then she says Ew Fuck you and shoots herself Yeah that would be worse Yeah If she vomited At the side of you Ew

Did you just interact with me Did you just interact with me Ah Imagine You're just Can you recover from that? Can you regard? I could.

Can your self-esteem recover from that? You think so? Chris, I don't think you're going to recover from that. I'm sorry, but I would throw myself probably on the spot. I don't believe you. I'm sorry. I would actually, I think, I would, I would, I would, I would tear myself in half. You fucking, like, rip my self and just.

I would, I would dig, dig my fingers. It was them all, all of them did it. everybody should watch our extra ammo rewriting the or writing the gears of war film because it's pretty good but the rock

yeah no I could not I couldn't handle that man I I don't think any Chris you're not wrong for that because no one can handle that no person can deal with some shit like that bro I just talk directly to me the hunchback in Notre Dame

I had to put up with a lot of shit and even that's something that I don't think anyone's ever looked at him, asked him a genuine question about whether they had an impact on their lives and then threw up at him. Like that's like, that's devastating even to him. You know, like, that's crazy. Even poor qualities like, we're going to move on days over. I'm so ugly. Stop.

No. All right. Let's move on. Maskey wrote and he says, hey, the three people who talk to me in my sleep. If everyone, politician, celebrities, homeless people, everyone in the world had to have a fully active only fans, how fucked would society be? I feel like that would loop around in some way.

Like that might actually be so many people involved in it that it would kind of fold in on itself to not being a problem. You know what I mean? It's kind of like this way. Imagine for a moment, let's say everyone in the world

for whatever reason all of their paperwork, all of their important documents, And by the way, this is everybody, all 7 billion people. Or however, I think it's 8 billion now. Jesus. Yeah, we're at 8 billion. However many, however many billion people there are.

7.7. 7.8. We're at 8 billion now. Whatever. Whatever. The point is, that's a lot of people. If all of their important documentation was stolen and left in, like, I don't know, some random field in the middle of some barren desert, right? All of that paperwork mixed up and jumbled.

For all intents and purposes, it would be like no one had anything stolen at all. Because everybody's kind of at the same point. Everyone's in the same place. And it's such a mess of papers that the idea that anyone would be able to meaningfully find yours to single you out specifically is fucking as impossible as it would have been if you just had it secure. So like, I feel like it kind of borrows from that a little bit where it's like if everybody just had this, I don't know if it would really be that much of a problem because no one would think about it. No one would talk about it. And probably very few people would be successful at it. You describe me the philosophy of a fight club actually. Yeah, low key. Is that, is that the philosophy? I've never seen it. I've never seen it.

It's actually a great fucking movie. It's a great movie. I had it. I had it spoiled. I had it spoiled. me immediately and then I was like I had it spoiled for me immediately and then I was like oh well all right and then I just never had the drive to to watch it. It's really good. I like it a lot.

It's just because it's way more than because when we're kids, let's put it this way. When I was a kid, I did not care about the philosophy of the movie. I didn't care about the meta. It was just, oh, look at these guys are fucking each other up.

You know, like that's essentially. But yeah, it's not about that at all. Obviously. And it's just like, the anarchal kind of the like say I don't want to

I don't want to spoil it if you haven't seen it it would be a really good movie to watch the time but anyway what you're saying is I think everybody would be on a level playing field if you everybody had an only fan and it would really it would the whole

it would completely just fuck up hierarchies and all this fucking bullshit and kind of bring everybody down because everybody would be kind of exposed you know if if if everybody had an only fans. And so there wouldn't be this whole dichotomy of like, oh, your sex work is trash and this is this.

And it would really, I feel like it would fix a lot of things. It would kind of make people connect in the way that I feel like humans should. With the type of minds that we have, we should be able to come together, but we can't. Yeah. It doesn't make sense.

It doesn't make any sense, dude. It really does. Fundamentally. We're too smart to be as dumb as we are at moments. Right. Really confuses me. 100% 100% next question

I don't make mistakes like this we're so intelligent we've went to the stars like that shit blows my like there are racist people and we've went to space like how the fuck does that coincide with each other

we've we've properly we've properly pulled off on a small scale fission and there are people that don't like you because of the way you look like it's like this is this insane to me like it's such like it doesn't

what It's fucking awful. We made bombs that ignite the hydrogen in the atmosphere. And we can't even be like, gay people are, right? It's like so many backwards things. It's, it's, it is, bro, fucking our, our government just, just, just, ceasefire has got veto. Let's just put, let's just put, let's just, the end.

Hey, ceasefire, please. No. there you humans humans there you go fucking do your bow there's nothing more to say than that we're just like we're we suck so bad we fucking suck

we're such a shitty species and aliens are like they're waiting they're waiting for like these monkeys suck man I don't even think aliens are real almost I think we're just a mistake I've gone to the point where I'm like we just happen

we just happened because Can you imagine? Imagine, like, because I can't even see, I can't even really see humanity a hundred years from now. It's kind of hard, isn't it? We've made so much progress, but at the same time, we've been so reductive. We're just like, I don't know if I can see humanity like a hundred years from now. Well, I mean, that's something that a lot of people feel, like, right? Don't most generations feel like they're living in the end times or something?

Yeah. I think that it's like I think historically speaking we're living in the best time ever 100% 100% I'm not going to deny that that we're still going to get better I truly think

we're going to get over one of the biggest humps really soon I don't think when all these fossil war fucking criminals die off pretty soon I don't think the millennials and Gen Xers are going to be able to pull it off

the way that all these other fucking hawks we're able to. I just don't think they're going to be able to. I believe that. I truly believe that. I think it's to the point, it would not to get too deep into this, but I just say, I think that, I think things are going to get a lot better as far as medicine, economics and all this shit after all of this disgusting. It's like people are doing their swan song of like, they know they're on their way out, so they're doing the worst shit possible right now. That's all I feel like that's true. Well, there are just moments that just so heavily cripple my hope.

And I try to stay like when they give like when they give when they give Miles Morales an electric sword like I just been like man what the fuck we do that thing that thing not like the not like the Jewish people so the Jewish government low key running out

and other people after historically the Jews have been run out of every fucking way. You know that's what that's what you're talking about. Yeah you're Miles Morales. That's a continuation. That's a continuation of something that happened already. This is like, this is something new.

This is like, oh man, we had an opportunity. We had an, way more pressing. We had an opportunity. We had an opportunity to not fuck it up. And then we just, we fucked it up more. It was like, it's so sad. It's just a sad. It's a sad world.

Let's move on. Can't believe it again in the sword, bro. Can't believe it. The electric sword. Oh, damn. Electric sword. Mark my words. Mark my words.

If that electric sword goes away, you will see a. cease fire in Israel. That is crazy. Oh my God. Hugger Derek. Hugger Derek. You are bold, sir. You are bold, my good sir.

Bold, I tell you. You can quote me on it. I dare you. Hugger Derek Rodin. He says, what's up my three, what's up my three step pros? He says, what's a phrase that you've picked up recently that really tickles your pickle? First of all,

I don't like the phrase to call your pickle. I hate that. For me, I've been saying not my, for me, I've been saying not my circus, not my monkeys a lot. Mary Chris Mizzle,

Snark Boys, I've never heard that in my life. That's a dangerous. That's a dangerous. That's a dangerous one, yeah. Dangerous. I do like it.

I understand it, which is nice. Because I remember specifically, like, I pick this up from like a cartoon. I don't remember what cartoon it was, but it was a cartoon that I watched it. I would say it all the time,

and then my parents would get really annoyed at me because I clearly didn't know what it meant. And they didn't really understand what I was talking about when I said it. But it was, summer rains you could never predict them and i don't know what the fuck that's from but it's from i think it's edinetti i think it's it's it's reminding me of something but i don't know what the fuck i meant by that but i would say it a lot and i used to say god bless a lot like after something happens god bless you remember when i started i think you remember remember my friend when i

started saying that a lot it was like i think i think something insane what happened i'd be like God bless. And it'd be like horrible. Like a guy got in by train. I picked up God bless from someone. It's, I use it differently though. Like when somebody,

if someone's saying something that I really can't, if someone's saying something that I really can't comprehend, I think it's like really fucking stupid. I say, hey, man, God bless. Have a good one. You know.

That's so patronizing. Holy shit. It really is. And that's, I think that's why I love it. It is so, it's so disrespectful. But it's,

it's got the. air of respect because it's like still you mean you mean religion in general is the religious like lighter than a cloudness I'm not bothered by this God's gonna say you even know I do terrible things yeah I don't know there's probably like so many

phrases or turns of phrases that I've picked up and dropped over the years I like yeah I like a lot one that I like a lot is man alive or Christ alive Christ Christ Christ I've never been a nice the Yeah, I've never said it because it doesn't feel natural coming from me.

It feels forced. But I like, like, Norm MacDonald would say it a lot. Like, man alive. I'm really like, that's such an interesting. That's such a weird thing to say. I said to say, oof, because of my, because of freaking what you call it. Yeah, that one, that one infected me a little bit. Oh, my God. But then it wore off.

It wore off. Yeah, I hated, there was a period of time. There was a period of time sincerely. I fucking loathed. Kingston because he fucking he actually unironically for real said he would he would exclaim sheesh

like and he would do that and he would do the arm thing too he would do sheesh and he would actually do the whole thing it made me so bad I did it simply because it bothered Chris no you didn't no you didn't no you didn't because I would have continued to do it

I would have stopped well before that I would have stopped well before that but the fact that it hurt you made me want to do it more. You might have continued you to do it for that reason. It made me happy. I like when you're not happy. I love it.

I love it. I adore it. I'd do it again. Like Frank Castle on the fucking thing. I'm fucking, I got it because I loved it. I love it. I love it.

I'll do it again. I love it. Oh, man. It was just funny seeing you get so upset. And it's like, damn, bro. Did you see that? I'm going to keep doing this, man.

You see that? Did you guys see that TikTok trying to people talking about Or people realizing that they had killed their hamsters? Yeah No what? You never saw that? You haven't seen it?

It's really fucked up. So people Yeah, people have found out People have found out only recently somehow That hamsters hybridate And they hibernate for a shockingly long time I didn't know that

But I also never wanted a hamster Because why the, so why the You'd assume that you would look that shit up But apparently a lot of people didn't know that their hamsters hibernated. So they would get hamsters, right? And then they would go to sleep for fucking a long time. And then they'd be like, oh, fuck my hamster's dead.

And then they would just flush their hibernating hamsters down the toilet or they would bury them or they would like bury them in a box or like throw them in a lake or something. They would throw them down the garbage disposal. Fucking whatever it is, whatever it is you do with a hamster that you no longer have to care for. They would do. And then only recently people are like, oh my God, they hibernate. And all these people telling stories on podcasts about like how like, oh my God, threw mine out. Like I threw mine in the fucking dumpster

or like I drowned mine I buried mine and it's like how do you fucking not know your animal? How do your parents not know? Because they're humans. They are like everything

full circle. That's what I think. So crazy. Look man I want to be, I so badly want to be a benevolent dictator because I was just thinking on the way back home I was coming up to my gated community and there was just a bag of in and out all over the fucking floor and all this shit

and I was just thinking I'm like I don't think anybody who lived in my dictatorship would mind me executing people that littered because the only people that would mind are the niggas that would litter and so it's just like because I don't even want to I don't want to fuck with people

I don't want to terrorize people but people like that people who were proven to not be able to take care of animals which are plenty I mean I live in fucking so in the summer I was doing some shit and I see some stupid dumb bitch walking her husky in the middle of summer with no

fucking shoes on the fucking dog and I'm like what the fuck is wrong number one it's a husky and the number two it doesn't have the shoes on where it's like 200 fucking degrees on the fucking concrete Derek Derek Derek Derek Derek Derek there dogs don't wear shoes shoes are for people yeah see like even even wisecracks like that would be you'd be killed in my that's crazy obviously That's crazy. Obviously, that's a fucking joke, bitch. You think you're funny, right?

You think you're funny right now. But shit like that would get you murdered. No, but I'm just saying, like, if I saw something like that, that girl, or I see people like that all the time, it pissed me off in Cali. But in fucking Nevada, it is mind-boggling how stupid these people. Do you think your fucking dog doesn't, I don't need to get into it, but it's just. You know what's crazy? Well, I realize.

In fairness, in fairness, dogs don't feel pain. So that's, that is like probably something that they're probably considering. All right. I'm going to ignore that because that's insane. But, what do you mean? Kingston, Kingston, have you ever heard a dog tell you I'm hurt? No, you have. I've heard a dog yell out in pain before when it was in pain.

Yes. I've heard it more than once. How do you know that that's what pain sounds like? How do you know they're not just like? Because I do the same thing when I feel pain. We in fact do the same exact thing It hurts When you're hurt

You yell Ah When a dog is hurt It yells I have never heard I've never heard a dog in my life go Oh I've pretty much heard a dog do that

It's damn near the same thing Rick hurts Reggie Herope It's fucking hurts Rear Ray. Rob Recky. He's got a gun.

He's got a gun. He's got a gun. The sidewalk is pretty fucking hot. Shut up, Scoob. Oh, but look, let me finish off. Do you remember when you guys figured out that, like, sidewalk wasn't, like, natural? Remember you found that that moment out when you were like, wait, what? You were like, sidewalk is a natural?

It's like, huh? What do you mean? Wait. I'm not even sure what you mean. Wait, wait. You know what are you? You know concrete and everything like that. And like obviously like like road like as far and stuff like that.

The moment when you found out that that's not what the world always looked like. Because I remember when I was like, I never thought that. Five when I figured that out. My grandma was like, you know it was trees and stuff all over the place. Right. It wasn't like cities. Cities aren't a natural occurrence. And I'm like, huh?

What do you mean? I never, I never had to thought that it was natural. I didn't think. I didn't have that line of thinking. That's the thing I saw there. It was always like, one time my grandmother was at Kingston, you know that like there were trees everywhere and like pretty much how the park looked. That's how everywhere looked sort of. And I was like, what do you, what do you talk?

Huh? Huh? It was like, yeah, like the world didn't look like this always, sweetheart. And I'm like, I don't know. I don't remember ever being confused. I was just so confused. I don't remember ever being confused by that. I kind of just always under.

Yeah. When I was younger confused me. Because I was like, how did you get like this? I mean, I'm sure that like maybe when I was two or three, like there was a moment where I probably learned that obvious fact and never thought about it again, maybe. And so like I never was surprised by it later. But the sidewalks. I saw books. And what happened was I saw books.

And I was just like, wait a minute. These aren't natural? These don't grow on trees? I thought, I thought like buildings were just like a natural occurrence. They were everywhere. You are why there's that line in the first Halo game where they're running down, where they drive up to that fucking metal cave, that metal square cave. And Cortana's like, this cave is not a natural formation.

Yes. Five-year-old was. Yes. Me figuring out and asking questions was like, huh? Really? She was like, yeah. Like, we have to people make these things. The honest, honestly, though, honestly, I think the reason why that didn't, that never was a point of confusion for me was because, like, I grew up.

like I I remember specifically playing like city building games like really really fucking young so I remember like starting out with like you know grass and shit and then you would like build cities I was like oh I guess this is how

it was a It was a stupor It was a stupid reason Yeah it's like it's a dumb reason To believe something because like my brain was like Oh well why would the game lie You know what I mean It's like the game's clearly right about how this

works and it just so happened to be true kind of but like I get what you're saying I I never had that moment though where I was like surprised at you call me off fucking guard my little yeah I never I never I never thought like as a kid oh this is natural like I you know what it just never as far as I remember I understood like say especially from this consuming books with dinosaurs and stuff where there was a whole pangea thing yeah but like that's Like, I never thought like, I never thought like, oh. Yeah, but I feel like, yeah, it's, but like say you, you, you kind of inserted something that didn't need to be there.

Like, and you didn't have like an, an absence of, uh, of knowledge. You may, you conjured a thought that this was natural. You know, that's the thing that's different where I'm like, I never, it's not so much I thought about that. It was, it was supposed I just, I just questioned what I saw. Because I don't think it's me kind of because, like, for me, I just like, I didn't like add anything to the past I was just like oh this is how it is now

did the world always look like this and it was like no the world looked very different once about a time I was like oh because I saw the world look like that I was like I guess this is the planet yeah I guess I mean I think about I think about animals probably thinking that way right like cars are probably

beast or something they're just like some crazy ass fucking thing yeah the metal beast that the deers hate like they don't know any better and they challenge them every once in a lot they get beaten. The metal beast that kills the ears. The wolf is teaching the fucking other little wolf that.

These are our natural predators now. The boom man, the boom snake. And it's a gun. Yeah. So, all right, let's move on to, let's see. Holman Brown 98 wrote and he says, hey, my favorite uncle's the touch me at Christmas. What do you think are some great Christmas games?

that have nothing to do with Christmas. Stay pervy. All right, let's relax. What? What kind of fucking... What is this question, man? Middle of your solid, too. This is like that fucking...

There's like that movie question where it's like, oh, is Die Hard a Christmas movie? No, no, no, no, because he's asking specifically, specifically, like, Christmas games that have nothing to do with Christmas. So it's, like, in there that, like... Because Die Hard is not a Christmas movie.

But... But then people argue that is? It is. It kind of is. Yeah, because of the timeline. Like, Meliger Salat II,

like, does Harry Potter has to take place it? I don't know. Is it? Is it the same kind of way? Same kind of thing, literally.

Yeah. It's not about whether or not it's a Christmas movie. It's about like, hey, you know, like a movie that has to do with Christmas kind of.

That's, that's what it is. That's what that is. It's not like Home Alone, which is a Christmas movie. Bingo has nothing to do a Christmas. What did you say? Great Christmas game.

You're such a, shit, fuck you. Okay, whatever. Let's move on. Bingo. Brinko. I hate that answer. I hate that answer. You play Bingo on Christmas too. Liam Shidi. You play Borgheims, too. Stop. You're Puerto Rican. You do it too. You do it too. No, I don't. I don't play Bingo at Christmas. You fucking savage. That is fucking crazy. You don't play bingo on Christmas when everyone is in the

house. Drinking Coquito, that is crazy. That is literally a fucking tradition. We don't drink at Christmas because Christmas is for the kids. New Year's is when you go fucking crazy. That's what like Domino's come out. No, man. I wouldn't drink because my family would beat me if I drank. But they'd be drunk as shit playing bingo and all of the light skin ones will be saying nigger and the dark ones will be like, you guys probably shouldn't be saying that. That's Christmas for me and my family. Christmas is not a bingo is not a.

Bingo is not like a specifically Hispanic thing. That is a huge reporter thing I remember experiencing. It is. I've never fucking ever heard of that in my life. People playing bingo at Christmas? Why? Because there's so many people there. That's the time to play bingo.

First of all, how do you, why are people, why is everyone there at Christmas? You don't spend Christmas with a group, a bunch of your family? I always did that. We moved. We spend, people come from different states. No, no, no. No, because, no, we, we, we, sometimes. But like, what happens usually is what we, we would have Christmas at, we'd have

Christmas in the morning and then we would go to my grandma's house and we would do that Christmas. And then we would do another Christmas. We would go to, like, different people's houses. throughout the entire Christmas Day and I remember being so exhausting and then New Year's was when everybody would come and then they would be like oh hey here's drinks

here's fucking like music and and all the games and shit but like Christmas was very much like gift exchange dinner and that was that was Christmas so much so Mexican celebrate Notches Buena so what happened is the night of Christmas Eve

they celebrate Christmas that I'm not presents all that shit And they go And they open that shit At midnight Is the Christmas day Is the day Is the day that people get to enjoy the shit they got

And that is so much better That is so much better What's the difference though My kids do? But what's the difference? Well it's better for I would say it's better for adults Because you can open

The presents at midnight And then you can go to fucking bed Instead of getting up at last Like, you know, all the kids want to get up at, like, fucking six and seven in the morning. And you're like, fuck you, kid. I'm going to tell him to sleep. I guess for me, I always, we had a thing where I could open one present before. I could open one present at Christmas Eve.

Because the thing is, if I opened my presents at Christmas Eve, I'm not sleeping. And Christmas Day is fucked because I'm not going to be, I'm going to be asleep until like 5 p.m. probably because I'm going to be up to 7 a.m. playing all the video games that I've been trying to play. Or like play with all my fucking action figures. That's why we did it that way. Because we were just like, okay, you start the day, open up your presents, and then the rest of the day is a fucking field day with them.

And then you don't have to, you don't necessarily have to dedicate anything. The only issue is that some days or some Christmases, it would be like, oh, we got to go to Grandma's now. Or like we got to go here. We got to go there. And some days it would just be a fucking, it would be like rush hour, where it would just be like traveling the entire time. But for me, it would be Christmas Day. It would be Christmas. my grandmother would just finish cooking

like maybe like 12 and then people would just start getting to the house it'd be like my uncle my grandma's brothers a bunch of my cousins a bunch of my cousins from the other side of the family it is everyone related to my grandmother to start just piling the house and we had like a four bedroom

in the Bronx and it'd be packed with people and then everybody gets somebody a little something everybody would get something if they could and we would just have a buck it'd be Thanksgiving again with his presents I want to do Satan miss and then if we're doing it if you talk about the three kings shit too

it'd be there's so much shit I hated it too many fucking people let's do it Satan mess yeah Satan miss or Antichristmas It's so fucking

Yeah Antichrist makes way more sense But it's it's you know It's it's too on the nose I personally like I personally like devil miss myself I like devil miss

Devil miss Devil miss Devil miss I'm sorry Devil Miss today. It's like, shut up. Well, look, this is what's going to happen. We're all going to, we're all going to do our own thing at our own place and see who shows up where.

Anti-Christmas. No one's going to go. No one's going to say where we are. You're really bothered about what I'm not going to say anything. You're just kind of mad. I would be heartbroken about it if nobody came to my devil miss celebration. Just you're like all like. Damn.

You should have been there, man. It was actually really cool. Really missed out. Like, actually. You're like really But it's like It's like really too missed out You're like

It's gonna be pretty much the same thing Just like red light You know red lights You're gonna be put up everywhere You know It's the red LEDs And then just You have to have like

Goth mommy You gotta be You gotta have a choker And like a corset Or something if you're a chick There's gotta be one fat About it Goth girl there

Yeah Yeah yeah Yeah So if you don't have A A friend A lady friend With big tits

You gotta be You gotta find one So that's about Find one heavy-breasted gothulman or else you yeah Seamus is over

um same it's over Satan evil evil evil evil

evil Chris Reagan be like subjectively wrote in hello adorable melanin man a part of my bisexual awakening

and the N-word if it was a person Jesus Christ well I mean is that I don't know I don't know who's yeah I don't know

are you the sexual awakening I don't get it yeah I don't if that's me he said wait he said okay so hon he says hello adorable melanin adorable melanin man that's not me that's

that's a black person of my bisexual awakening I could see that being me purely because like I think every every woman I've ever dated has been by in some way so I attract bisexuals so that makes that makes perfect sense

fucking twink the yeah I mean I get it you know and Well, that makes sense. Brand new Patreon, brand new Patreon,

but in listening, I'll beat this out of long time. My question is simple. Are there any issues or opinions you believe in strongly, but don't spend too much time on because there's much more important and serious things to care about.

An example for me is I think age ratings for movies are stupid and gay. Let kids watch what they want. If it's too much for them, they either won't be interested in the first place or we'll stop themselves, but obviously is it the highest priority in the world right now, so who really cares?

I kind of... I disagree entirely. I kind of don't disagree, but I think the function of an age rating for movies should be less about like you can't watch this movie and more about this is what you should expect from this movie. You know what I mean? If a movie is rated R, you should expect rated R stuff.

But I don't think that a movie theater should be like, oh, you're 15, you can't see this movie. think that's kind of lame. Like, I don't, as long as it's communicated clearly, like, what type of movie it is, I don't really, I think it's kind of lame that you can't, I think it's kind of lame that you can't do that. It should be lowered. Yeah. I think it should be lowered because the things, particularly that are gated. Like, this whole, I think in, especially with the gay part that comes in is PZ13 is probably the stupidest fucking rating because they have this dumb-ass fucking rule that you can say fuck one time throughout the movie.

That is the stupidest fucking thing ever. Like, oh, you can only say it once and then all of a sudden. Like, what does that even do? What is that, what does that even do? If you say it five times versus one time or a hundred times, what does that actually do? It's still in the movie. It's just retarded, I don't know. To scale things back, when we were kids, we all are exposed to really horrible shit unless you grew up in like, you know, some militant Christian home or homeschooled or something.

But beyond that, we were exposed to all kinds of things. I don't mind just scaling it back a little, just a little bit. Because I still think like, okay, maybe you can't go see, I don't know, I don't have an example of something that's too horrible, but something's super gory. You can't see it when you're fucking 14. I don't fucking know. Or past 13's fine. I don't know, man.

I think 13 years old, I understood most things. Yeah, I think it's totally fine to, I don't think the rating should go away. I just think people should be a little bit less stingy or people should be a little... People should take them a little less seriously as far as like... As far as like actually allowing... Like, I think the best thing you could do is like

if like a 14 year old kid or like some 10 year old kid is going into a rated-ar movie or something, you'd be like, hey, listen, bud. You'd be like... I think the best thing you could do as like a movie person or like... And this goes for video games as well, right? You'd be like, listen, bud. This game.

this game, this movie's got a lot of this shit in it. Just letting you know. I would not sell it to them. I would not sell it to them. I think age gain is there for a reason. I was totally fine. I was totally fine. Well, I mean, age gaining didn't used to be a thing.

And it was only really a thing because people were freaking. But what I'm saying is like it used, it only became a thing because people started, like parents started flipping out about mortal combat. And they were like, like, doing all this moral panic about like, oh my God. I think for, I think for video games, it's so bloody. Yeah. I think for video game and stuff like that is just like, I don't know. Like, I'm in between where I'm like, you know, like kind of show you care what you want to show. Like I definitely watched like Derek was at his point.

I saw shit of Ebon's world that warped me. It altered the way. It altered my playthrough significantly. A path thing, a path closed and a new one opened. But the idea is that like, you know, like just you kids are stools. are stupid and they will absorb things not understand that they should not absorb it incorrectly. They're not smart enough to make

no decisions by themselves. They are genuinely or not. They're just not capable of making those decisions yet. Some of them. Some of them decisions are they're not quite intelligent to me. I think part of that though is I don't know. I feel like they could be if they were just given that opportunity. You know what I mean? Like I just feel like

I think I think they could be to a degree as well too. I feel like it's not that simple. I agree. I'm just saying this. As I felt perfectly aware of myself at like eight or nine years old to know like, oh, I don't want to watch that horror movie. It's going to scare me. Right? I agree.

I don't want to do it. And I would self-regulate that. And then I would also be like I would play Grant the Thaddo or something and be like, oh, well, you know, this doesn't, this doesn't. Like, I'm aware that this is a game. I'm not going to go out and beat up a fucking hooker. You know, like I have no desire to do that. I feel like that disconnect, the ability to do that I feel like is disappearing. I think it's disappearing because there's less opportunity.

Oh, I don't know, maybe. Maybe there's more opportunity now because the internet is so vast. I just kind of stumble upon stuff. Because like obviously I grew up playing GTA and shit like that and fucking watching people do horrible shit. And I didn't go and do that. Obviously, I may be able to decipher reality is reality and fiction is fiction, right? That's true.

But evidently, evidently, based on what we see, we see people not be able to do like that all the time. I don't think that's true, though. I think what it is, I think it's more about, I think it's less about fiction, though. I don't think fiction really plays a part in it. I don't think movies or video games or TV are warping people. I think what's really happening is like, oh, kids are logging onto Twitter at nine, at nine years old. No, no, no, no, I don't think it's really livery tear shit. That's what I think.

I don't think reality or TV is warping people. I think people are warped to begin with. I think that's true, but I don't think that's because I don't think that's, I don't think that's the fault of media. I think that's probably the fault. If anything, it's the fault of social media. Like specifically like what Twitter and like Facebook and maybe less Facebook these days, but like what that does to your brain as far as like what it trains you to like look for. It's like, oh, man, I need that dopamine rush of like a like a like a notification or like, oh, I'm going to sift through Twitter and then. like, oh, oh, cool, a murder, an actual fucking death on my timeline that isn't a movie,

that isn't a fucking video game, that is just actually real. And I got to see that, how great. I'm nine years old, by the way. That's going to fuck me up. Yeah. Like, I think that's what's fucking people up more than just like, oh, they saw a horror movie at age eight that they weren't ready for or like, oh, they played Grant the Theta when they were 12, as opposed to when they were 17, as if that's, like, a massive difference

as far as, like, what you're able to discern. Look, man, one thing that is pretty evident is people usually get messed up kids. They just get messed up when they get older when they finally understand stuff that they saw or what happened to them or whatever it is, whatever the case is, whatever type of trauma it is. The lack of education, usually the failure of parents informing their kids about a multitude of things. and a lot of times, I know parents are busy nowadays. So a lot of times we do count on the school system to educate children and we do such a terrible job because we have such poor education. And I feel like that always comes back to the lack of education to why, say, when it comes to everything,

when it comes to abuse, when there's a lot of kids that don't know what the hell is going on, they don't know they're being abused. They grow up and they're fucked. They don't know about, say, practical effects and CGI, I guess now. they don't know about these things to where if they're armed with this knowledge it doesn't it's not going to affect you in the way that I remember say me just being I guess blessed or whatever with critical thinking skills my mom to teach me shit she was busy but I understood like say my mom was like a first

a little bit skeptical about me listening to Slipknot and then some like some type of hip hop that I would listen to you the lyrics were kind of insane but then she would ask me about it and I'm like no I know this is fucking I know this is fake I know these people wouldn't be walking free if they were doing half the shit that they were saying But just understanding that versus These a lot of people thinking the shit's real Or you know there's still some grown ass people that

I mean Jesus Christ man Things that people believe nowadays Right like this fantasy shit that has no realm in reality And you're like oh this is a failure of education And I feel like we would be able to do whatever the fuck we wanted as far as media goes, we wouldn't have to worry about motherfuckers trying to shoot up schools

and all this other shit if like we just collectively try to do something, but we have to fight the, you know, the people that see dumb people as just maximizing profits, right? If you keep people

absolutely stupid, you can be the fucking NRA, pump millions into people and sell as many guns as possible and then just have people, kids get Swiss cheese. and you're like, we made billions. That was awesome.

And so it kind of was, it's just like a weird. Your argument is right. You are 100% right. You know, like even from before that argument we had the episode of last one, but you're talking about people like profit tearing off things and we have to protect people that are stupider. I agree with you. You are right.

You are 100% right. But it also feels so taxing to do so, but you are correct. 100%. It is, It is absolutely taxing to have to do that. It is absolutely taxing. That is probably. Being a selfless person is so fucking exhausting.

Dude, when I became nicer, the world became so much more stressful. It became so much. Like, I was always, I was a nice little kid. And in my teens, I kind of had like a bit of a dickish phase of my life. Because I just, so you're a teenager, you know, you're an ass. And as soon as I became nicer, my life got so much more muddy in a way that I was like, why? Like, good things happen to me because I'm nice. but the shit that the way I get wrong for being nice

is insane. I'm like, I cannot believe the way I was acting towards this person, someone would do this to me when I'm trying to be kind. It's insane. It is maddening. It's all gay. It's all gay. It's luck, dude. It's like, I'm just going to be a dick to you. I'm just going to punch you in the face. It would be so much easier to just go, be that person, right? Just to be the person that only cares about

themselves and does their own thing, doesn't give a fuck. It would be so much better. And just like, say, circling back to all the ratings stuff, those things are put, like, say, it's nice to have the guidelines of the R ratings makes sense of saying, like, not age gaining, but saying, hey, this contains this stuff. That makes perfect sense. You might be so insensitive to this stuff. That's not even like, there's nothing complicated about that at all.

Because the parents look it up and know immediately it's this. It's going to have this kind of shit in it. That's true. That makes perfect sense. Instead of being ambiguous, it's just language or it's just, it's just this or status. We're like, no, this R rating means it's going to have this shit and this kind of shit. It's going to have one of these kinds of things in there. Yeah, we've been able to scale back a lot of stuff.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I just feel like, yeah, I just feel like very rarely. Like, you're not seeing games where I don't know. I get what you're saying. I agree, General. All right, Nightman. The Nightman wrote in. He says, hello boys.

I love this question. This is probably like one of my favorite questions I think we've ever gotten personally. So if your co-hosts kicked you off the podcast, but you could choose your replacement and they'd automatically have to say yes, who do you pick and why? This can be as kind or as malicious to the podcast as you'd like.

I love this question. For Chris, what about would you, if we kicked you off, who would you choose to sub for you? Who would I choose? Yeah I don't know man I think I'm waffling between Man

The thing is like I would want to hurt you guys But I would also want to help the show So that you're not stranded You know what I mean Because if you kicked me off I'd be like Well what the fuck that's fucked up But I also want to

I don't want to like See you guys jobless So I would What I would want to do is I would get I would get Chris Chan in here Because I knew it I already knew it

I was like he's going to get Chris, that would be, that would be a rough thing for you guys, but the viewership would go fucking, that'd be crazy.

First of all, it's just another Chris, so you wouldn't have to change much for descriptions. So, sell some sonichue merch. I don't know, I feel like,

yeah, some, sell some sonat shoe merch. Yeah, he's got, he might do the merch, you know, with his little Etsy shop,

and then you could probably, probably take it. Great art. You know, so, yeah, it'd be great, it'd be great art.

So, like, I, I, I, Want it to be as unc I want you to get I would want you guys to have a deeply uncomfortable success Hmm. Yeah, that's a good answer.

I and I I suspected that Little too dirty. So I guess Man, this is difficult because I was trying to think of like the one of the worst monsters like alive right now. I was trying to think of like

I was like who would really. be a menace. It's hard because a lot of killers are quiet and so they don't make good podcasters typically. So I'm trying to think of someone who's I just I just hasn't Eureka like my first thought was

oh Bill Cosby's out of prison you know like he'd be like but then he's like he's so senow and quiet that I'm like I just wouldn't it would just it would almost be like he's not there you know. Yeah we'd just talk over him the whole time.

Yeah. Man, it's hard, man. It's to nail the perfect replacement. You know who I would like it to be, actually, because I think he needs some love. I think he needs some love. Tariq Nishid. He's been out of the metaphor for quite some time.

That would be fucking crazy. He would, he, I've known a handful of times, but I missed the Tariq Nishid meta. That was my personal favorite part of, YouTube because he was so harmless. Like his shit was so wild, but it was so, I didn't know anyone but his cult followers that took him seriously. Everybody was like head scratching when they'd hear him say stuff or the way he would roast people. He would roast.

There's still roasting people at VidCon is probably one of my favorite memories because he's just going hard on people, but it's so funny. like even me he was just talking about like putting dicks in my earlobes and shit and i was like he was he was popping off man i was like i was like oh my god this is just good this is good content he'd be great i think it'd be a great addition he'd be a great addition he'd call me steve probably yeah this little fucking white boy over here and the thing you know it's crazy he was uh he was talking shit to a bunti at one point and like like talk about yeah you you ain't gonna do shit you ain't gonna do shit and and i was thinking of about it and I looked up

Tariq and he's a fucking monster and I was like oh oh wait yeah let's not fuck with this guy you don't want to fuck with this guy because he's like six five he's like he's a big dude huge I was like oh he's a big dude man he's not small bro nah no

I that would be so difficult that would be so I would hate that so deep I would hate doing I don't think you would get a word like Rick Grimes during that fight you got to do a bunch of Dark Souls rolls I love that he actually does the Dark Souls role. I really can't get over that. All right, Sweeney, who would you replace yourself with?

Who would I want? Who would I want to blight you guys with? If me and Derek hostile takeover, we kicked you off. We were just like, man, man, that's it. I'd be like, yeah, that'd be pretty crazy, right? Stop. It's definitely not going to happen, I swear. Yeah, don't worry.

We definitely haven't had, we haven't been having conversations behind your back. That's good. One day I sign in. One day I sign in and I'm like, it's someone else saying, I'm like, who's this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's just somebody else in the fucking Riverside. Or it's in the middle of you guys.

What's going on, guys? What's up? Yeah, so we decided that AI would be the best way to go. Sorry. Just AI. We've plugged all your sayings and your manner into the AI. And it does the best. job than you do. Tungsten.

Tungsten. Tungsten. Tungsten the AI. Tungsten the AI. Tungsten the AI. Oh my fucking God.

Okay. Okay. Let's, okay. So if I'm gonna, what's that guy's name? I would just want to fuck you guys over. I don't give a shit.

I don't give a shit about you guys. How does 90 millimeters of tungsten strike you? I would. say, you gotta pick someone. Who's gonna be super inappropriate? Just say shit that's gonna fuck the podcast up. Immediately like just tank it. What's the name of that black dude?

That's like, that black dude is like, that black dude is like shooting people. He was like death to GD. Def to, Drake on. Let me see. I like one of his video yesterday. He's some black dude.

He really hates other black people. He says crazy shit. Oh, are you talking about Jesse Lee Peterson? Is that his name? Are you talking about that? You're talking about the guy? Not the slow one, not the slow one, no. Oh, yeah, because that would be a good choice, though.

That would be wild, though. That would take wild. I thought, I really thought that was going to be Derek's answer. Like, I thought, like, he's going to say Jesse Lee uses. I forgot he existed until he, like, that would have been my answer over Tarek, though. Because he's been actually. You know why you forgot he existed? Because he creeps up on you.

He's slow. Dude, he became a TikTok meta for a minute. He was. Yeah, he did. I was just like, yo, I can't believe everyone's discovered. Freak! And, uh, Beto.

Bro, I'll never forget. So he, he invited me to a studio. He invited me to his studio. Yeah, so he invited me to a studio, but he was like, this was before,

I didn't even know who the fuck he was. He was like, hey, and I talked to his producer, but he's like, you got to be here at 6 a. m. And I was like,

fuck that. So he's like, okay, we'll do a stream. I did not do my homework on this guy. I was just like, okay,

I just talked to, I saw his intro. And I was like, okay, whatever, I don't get it. I don't remember my conversation with him. I remember being checked out,

and I checked out even further when whatever he said, I only remember him saying, and that's why racism doesn't exist. And I was just like, I was just like, I just remember like being completely. I had no idea that you even had a conversation with this guy. I did.

And there's only two things I remember from this moment. I don't even remember what we talked about. I'm sure we probably talked about some of the things that were going on. but like the only thing I remember him saying that and I remember not saying anything or at least just like I don't remember what I did because it was such an outrageous thing to say that I'm like I'm not even going to acknowledge this and then I remember as soon as it posted I got a message from Anthony Fantano laughing because Anthony Fantano knew exactly who he was he's like what the fuck you went on this and I was like I was like what happened I was kind of like you know a little anxious that he was like he responded that way and I was like oh No, no. I guess he's like, he's a, he's a giant piece of shit and I didn't know. Is this real, Derek? It is 100%.

That's such an awesome story. I love that. I don't remember. I don't even remember what we, I'm assuming there was some like real conversations happening because I don't remember. I only remember those key moments of like when, when he said at one point in the interview, that's why racism doesn't exist.

I'm like, I just remember being like, why we. you say that? How could you think that's real? I can't even describe you. I had no idea that you had any level of interaction with this guy and there's a whole fucking 20 minute video with him. You don't understand how happy I am right now. You know what's funny?

This is my Christmas. Okay, good, good. I was watching a podcast called Your Mom's House and they were pulling up TikToks of him. And there's a guy named Ryan Sickler. comedian he has another podcast. He shows Ryan Sickler. He's like, hey, like, they, like, they talked on the podcast saying, dude, we found, I found this guy.

I sent this to you. And then same thing that just happened to us right now that you had no idea happened to them where this guy, Ryan Sickler went on the fucking show. And it was just the most insane shit that like, but this was like, say, whatever Jesse was talking about when we talked, it must not have been. that riveting because I don't remember much of it. But when I watch clips of this guy, Ryan Sickler,

everything he said, Jesse Peterson was just like, you are, you can't believe what you're saying. You've completely lost your mind. And I guess I got to go back and watch it. I don't do, I hate watching shit of myself. I know who the person is that I'm going to choose. I found him.

I hate watching shit of myself though. That's the thing like, even though that I forgot this existed, there's a part of me that I'm like I can't. Dude, it took me four years, wait, 17, 18, 19, 22,

it took me five years to watch a YouTube poop made about me because I just, I cringe what, like,

I watch back my own content to make sure it's not fucked and then you publish it, and then it's done. Yeah.

And then, so, someone's like, oh, here, here's a YouTube poop and I was like, ah,

this is like old content, I don't want to watch this shit. And then I watched it like five years later. Yeah, but I imagine it's It must be it's got to be Underwhelming because I I imagine if it was better Yeah, yeah

I would have like I would have remembered more beats from it But I just remember like Yeah That one specific thing Yeah, it's probably It's probably pretty boring I just love that it's real

Like at all The idea that you sat and had a conversation With this guy's wild I love this I almost went to a studio too But that name Six a.m. Are you like?

What the fuck's wrong with you? You don't have to. Well, that's, that's his audience. His audience is, fair enough. He's more likely to be successful when he does a show at like 6 a.m. Because like that's when all the fucking, you know, the old people who think like that are going to be awake. It's the same reason why it's the same reason why it's really kind of smart of like conservative people to kind of latch on to like music and stuff. And like, you remember how all those conservative rappers were doing all that stuff on the.

Oh, right. Yeah, like that. And they were clearly like grifting. Like they, I think, yeah, I think even some, some of them were like, yeah, we're totally grifting. Like I remember, I don't remember what, which group it was, but one of them was absolutely like, yeah, we're just, I mean, you know, it's fucking, who cares? It's money.

Yeah. They don't care about it at all. And the reason is that they fucking buy that shit. Like, they don't, it's not, they're not like the younger generation who streams and then they're happy with that or like they download it from like some, you know, torrent site or whatever. If you're even downloading music in the. first place anymore, which very few people do.

The old people are out there, don't, yeah, let's buy this for $5 on iTunes or, you know, let's actually, oh, let's buy the fucking let's order the CD or whatever. And it's like, yeah, they, they fucking do that shit too. That's very true. It makes sense that they would be. It's targeted audiences, man. Why haven't we done that, though?

Why haven't we done one project of, uh, wait, guys, I got to take out one to pick. His name is Charleston, I think Charleston, White. Charleston Choo? Charleston White. Charleston White. I've never even heard of this fucking guy. He is a black man who just hates black culture so much. So the shit he says.

Charleston White gets jumped. Charleston White attacked on stage during standup in Texas? He sucks. He sucks. And he says he's so diminutive to black people. He's just a piece of shit. And I would love to part him off. to you guys.

He's just a hater. He's a snitch. He's like, he's like everything that everyone hates him. It's so funny. I don't know. Just to hand him over to you guys. Just to like make sure

they all jumped him. This video is crazy. I got to see that video. I have never fucking heard of this guy in my life. Dude. You should. You should. Dog, they bombarded him.

That's crazy. That feels, that feels probably unnecessary, you know? Like, maybe just, maybe don't jump him, you know? So he's a quote-unquote comedian. Okay. Whoa, he has a pot plant. This is so, this is so bizarre. Oh, he's done.

It is. It's over. All right. It's like whenever you get attacked my walkers, like one gets you down and they all just descend on you. Yeah. It's like, what do you do, dude? You know what's crazy?

I don't understand about Walking Dead. Sorry, a quick, quick, quick intersection before we probably end the episode. Why do no one ever wear like hardened leather shit on their arms? So if a Walker comes at you, you just let it bite this hard leather and you stab it in them. Like, they only did that towards the end. I'm like, why are you guys not smart? I mean, that's somehow... They could have done a lot of things differently.

Yeah, I mean, why didn't you just, you might as well to ask why isn't everybody, why doesn't everybody have as strong ahead as Rick? You know? Right. That's, that Rick Grimes. That Rick Grimes and Walking Dead would have been terrifying.

That would have been terrifying. You'd have been unbeatable. That's not Rick Grimes no more, man. Because he would have beat the crap out of a niggin. what'd you say niggian all right let's move on let's read the

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agree with any of this shit, man. Apollo's a pretty good guy and he's just like, Rock, you gotta say it. I don't know. I don't know, man. If you say it during the fight, Rock. If you say it during the fight, you'll win. I don't know, man. He's kind of a nice guy. He's been pretty respectful to me the whole time. I don't really want to call him any of those really hard for crazy. If you say it, if you say it, you don't understand. This is like kryptonite. You got to say it. You got to say it. You got to say it. I don't know. I I don't really feel comfortable calling him the N-word. He's actually a really respectful-old-Haddy. Do you feel comfortable losing?

If you feel comfortable losing, they don't say it. But you better say it if you feel comfortable winning. That's where we're going to go. Say it. Say it right now. What if I don't know, man? Your energy giving off, it's kind of scaring me. I'm just trying to do this batch real quick and win, man.

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That's so fucking insane I'll kill you with a fucking bronosaurus, you black mother fucking... I'll fuck you harder than I fuck my bronosaurus. Every morning. Oh, man, all right. We can't fucking, we can't. Barney? I'm out of here.

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why is Clint Eastwood here? All right, we got to go.