The Snark Tank - #198: Stephen Hawking Did WHAT?

Episode Date: January 9, 2024

Stephen Hawking is allegedly a creep

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I don't, what does that mean? Yeah. I, here we go. Yeah. You know the country Niger? It's like that word, but like, it's phonetically similar to that word. Welcome to the Star Tank. Welcome to the Star Tank podcast.

The show hosted by Chris Reagan, Derek Blackman, and Tom Sweeney. Tom Sweeney is broadcasting from the surface of the fucking sun. Yes. I don't know. You ever see that movie bright? You ever see the movie bright? Literally. Or what is it?

Sunshine or whatever the fuck that movie is cold. I think it's called bright. You get a curtain. Nah. Get a curtain. It's insane. Never. You look ridiculous.

I look amazing. This looks like cool. I look like fucking rating with the fucking. No, you don't. You think you look like a rating. This is an explorer hat, bro. It's, it doesn't even register as an explorer hat because there's so much light on it that it takes

away the detail. It's so insane. It's like, it's like Vanto white. it's crazy. This is gray. It's just the brightest gray possible. No, dude, it's like,

it's doing the opposite of Vantablack where like it's just, it is reflecting so much light that I can't make out any detail on it. It's crazy. It's insane. How, like, this is so absurd. And for the record,

I was, I was thinking about us, the sci-fi movie, Sunshine that came on No-7, where it's, it is, it is, this is my face, I'm gone.

Like, you don't look like you. Like, I can't tell, Yeah, that doesn't look like a person. It's so insane that you're even like, are your fucking pupil, like, isn't this hurting your fucking retinas? No, what I have the brim on to be able to protect my eyes. This is an adaptation. Kingston, Kingston, get a curtain.

It's insane that you haven't gotten anything. It's insane that. That's the only thing we don't have is curtains. We moved into a new house over here in Vegas. the first day I went to Walmart just as a temporary fix bought those sticker hanger

things that hold like 30 pounds and then just bought a rod and a blackout curtain and I was done that took like five fucking minutes to just assemble like why would you just do that because I love the sun

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everybody. It's 2024. We made it as far. We made it. 2004 was 20 years ago. Crazy to think about upsetting. But we're at this point. Good shit came out, 04. Yeah, man. A lot of good shit came out in 04. 2004 is one of those, um, even like, but like from, from, like, from, like, I think with movies, music and games, I'm particularly knowledgeable about games in 2004, but like, I know like a bunch of good music came out that year too. It's like a pretty solid. What came on 2007 4 that I would know about? Oh my God. Man, a lot of good time. I

had it on my mind earlier, just like a lot of crazy shit. If you look if you look up a lot of 2004 songs. Oh, Nelly came out with my place. I'm back. Pretty cool. Christina Milion dip it low. I remember that. I don't want to know came out in 2004. That's crazy.

Yeah, yeah. It's a good year. It's a good year. It's a good year. Halo 2, World Warcraft. All this, all this crazy shit. Half Life 2. Nuts. Goodies came 1004. American Idiot came on 2004? What? Sure, dude. Yeah, it's a crazy time. 2004 was a goaded year, and now we're 20 years removed from it.

We've had the question thread up for this month up for 19 hours at the time of recording this. This is our first episode of recording of the new year, but we've had the question thread up for about 19 hours. It's already at like over 120 questions. So it's hell over there. So if you want to pile on. 2004 was an insane year of music guys. Sorry to interrupt you. It's wilder than you think, I think

It's not because I remember buying a lot of music that year Like that I specifically Some of my favorite albums came out that year So I very much remember Lean Back came out that year Fucking Um On fire

Could you recite some lyrics from that From lean back? Drop it like a Give me the course Don't dance They just pull up their pants And do the rock away What is he saying?

I lean back I said my what don't dance? My homies don't dance. I don't think that's correct. I think there's a different word used. My hitters don't dance. They just pull up their pants. My fellers don't dance.

My fellers. If anyone of them figured out, yeah, this guy says he's not going to say the N-word anymore. And I don't know if it's for the rest of his life or just this entire year. I'm trying to get better at it. So I'm going to go as long as I can without saying it. Yeah, came out 2004 as well. And Confessions Part 2. What the fuck?

Yeah, it's a good year, man. Yeah. My second favorite, uh, rising against album came out that year too. Bro, fucking slip-knots of liminal verses, which I think, like, if you're not a slip-knock fan, everybody knows songs from that album. Of course. Especially because of like guitar hero rock band or whatever the fuck. Uh, kill switch and gauge the end of heartache.

I mean, I kind of out from them. Great shit. By the way, this is, this is what I mean, by the way. Somebody told me came up that. All right. I fucking. Click, click out of that. So, so here's the thing.

This is what I'm, this is what I mean when I say, we can't. really tell the quality of music in the in the era that we're currently living in until a lot of time has passed because I remember a lot of people at the end of the 2000s in like 2011 2010 2012 talking about how like the 2000s sucked oh no they did I think they did overall they did not I think overall I think overall I think overall I think overall I think at the beginning of the night I remember it's not here's the thing people think no this is the I hate this argument because at the beginning of the nine 90s, people probably were like, man, the 80s fucking sucked. The 80s sucked for music. It's because they're too close to it because they hear everything. They hear everything that comes out in the 80s because they lived in the 80s. But like with distance, all the great shit shifts to the top. And you can go back and like, oh, man, greatest, like the best shit from that era.

It's like, oh, suddenly like music's really good. It's not that music was bad in the 2000s. It's that music's always bad generally. And we have to wait for the great shit to sift up through the decades. I agree with you on that. I think we see on that, but I think out of all the decades that I've heard music from, I think particularly the 2000s have had the worst. I don't think, granted, there was probably a bunch of great music that came on 2000s, obviously, duh, but I think 2000s were the worst that I've experienced so far. I don't think so.

Yeah, the 2010s for me were a little bit lackluster, but again, that's the recent. I like it a lot because it's simply the fact that's not a lot of people got to start experimenting with rap music in the way I enjoy. That's what I like 2010. And I think that's the thing that happens, though. It's the genre that people mess with heavily is when they say, like, say somebody who's a fan of classic rock, well, obviously the best music that came out was in the 70s. 70s, of course. So it's kind of like one of those things were, I think objectively, though, and it's hard to say objective in this situation. But the 80s was one of the probably weakest periods of when we talk about, like, say, some of the most iconic music that is spun to this.

this day, a lot of it actually was not from the 80s because a lot of the, you know, there was a lot of experimentation that was in like, they thought this was the future. So there was a lot of music that was like, oh, we're trying to make this specific futuristic music and not just like taking drugs and just experimenting, like say, with a lot of the 60s and 70s and then drugs came back in the 90s. But in the 80s there was a lot of The drugs were kind of Like the LSD and a lot of the psychedelics were kind of taken out of music And it was like let's just use a lot of scents

Let's just do these things because we're in the future And even like say if you watch a movie like Rocky 4 It is that to a T you can see that They even have that stupid fucking robot in the robot Butler thing There's a robot and Rocky 4 It's so like even though I love that movie I love that movie That is a moment that I'll never forget

Because he was like hey guess what I got And then a robot comes out of the room. And I'm like, what the fuck is this, dude? The error was, look, I adore that shit, but I also can take a step out of it and look at it and be like, this shit's kind of silly. Right. And I think that's what you kind of have to do. It'd be like, I'm not, you can still enjoy shit that's fucking wacky. Like, let's not just, let's not throw it all away.

I think of when you're saying all this stuff, I think I think of Devo, you know, like that kind of stuff where it's like, this is ridiculous. What the fuck even is this? Yeah. I think the 80s has good music. Granted, the 80s is very overrepresented. That period of time is a very well-loved period of time for a lot of people. People with that way, especially if experienced it, I just, I really can't. I just feel the same way about 2000.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, because I find the opposite. I find like a lot of, like, a lot of the people that I know who grew up in the 80s don't love the 80s. It's well remembered by a lot of people that I don't weren't there. Like, I know my family that lived in the 80s is a horrifying time. It was like really terrible. Like the war on drugs and like shit like that was like popping off. People are like, yo, this sucks. But like.

Yeah, it was literally just cocaine and AIDS. Cocaine and AIDS and like being arrested for no reason. Yeah. Like everything was on fire always. It's crazy. It was like, the 80s is fucked. We've really overly romanticized. But what I'm saying is like, I don't know.

What I'm saying is you can. But it has such upbeat music. The 2010s for me is like a really likeluster decade for me. But again, I'm very aware of the fact that, like, we just came out of that. And we're going to need time for that, for, like, the best of that era to really, like, kind of sift up to the hell. I still think, well, hold on. Intuitively, I feel like it might not be that strong. It's not.

You know what we think. You know what I think? You know what I think so? Like, like, Kedric Lamar. That's true. Jay Cole. Haydem or love him, Drake, Future. Mack Miller.

All of Tyler creators grew. Like that, like, that, like, that. era of music. I really like because I was like my teen, you know, like when you're like, you really have your experimental phase with music when you're like, you're like late teens. You know, just like like like 16 to 18s when you like really start listening to music like for real. And that was a good time when I started doing that. I think that's a good example if you're listening to that that particular genre of music. But in a lot of other genres, like one thing I think in why the 2010s weren't good for you, Chris.

And it was kind of the same way for me is that a lot of best. bands that I grew up listening to, even a lot of hip hop artists, they either stop making music or they already made their best albums. And that's something that is kind of unfortunate where most bands I listen to, most my favorite bands have not been able to replicate their first few albums that were just fucking, you know, phenomenal. And I still, I'm waiting for more musicians to be able to break that chain, right? That cycle of blowing one.

They're low too early. What? I feel like there is one musician that's really done that. There's some. Like it's just, it's just largely. Can you name more than three that I've done that? Can I?

Well, so it's, it is, I have to think a little bit more on, I can't really do it on the fly right now. I just know that there's some bands like, like there's a band called Job for a Cowboy, this metal that their older stuff actually, which was really good at its time for what it was. and they actually kind of were revolutionary

for its genre of death core or whatever the fuck you want to call it. But their later shit, I'm talking like 2014. They came out with an album. Best shit they made by eons. Like they're... Oh, really? Yeah, they're one of these bands

that they figured out their sound and the bass is like considered an instrument because in metal a lot of times, the bass is just rhythm in the background. It's just to fill, to make the guitar sound a little bit more beefy. But in this album, it's just the it's the music's phenomenal and so it's there's other examples of that but it's so

fucking rare it's so rare usually people kind of like just blow their load the hell you're looking at Chris you look like you're kind of like oh no sorry I was I was I'm managing the question thread and I accidentally refresh it the only group I think that has got like band wise I think that's gotten better is Mastodon I feel like they've just got I feel like they've just gotten better I think that is but I think it's my ear for them has gotten better as well Well, no, you're right because I would say, because I was, I was, I was an old school fan of Massad. I'm talking about my ringtone when I was in high school or what, not ringtone, my voice message in their original EP, they had a, like, yeah, in their original shit, they had, they used to use like, you know, people used to use like, you know, oh, here's from a movie. I'm going to use this line and it's going to open up the song.

and they had this like redneck from a from a from a from a documentary just saying one of the most redneckiest things like well I took the butcher knife and put her up to their neck and and he's basically threatening his wife for making bad eggs or something you know like just complete backward shit and then the song starts pure chaos back then they used to be pure fucking chaos like it because it's your good you're thinking like remission before remission before remission I like them since Leviathan that's when I found that about them

when I was small small I think it was like maybe some sort of like game had a song from remission in it. Probably because it was probably like from Leviathan. It was probably Blood and Thunder, which is probably one of the most, one of their most popular songs. That really put them on the map.

And I heard it and I've just listened to them since for years and years. And they came out with music like in 2014. That was amazing. And I was like, there's no reason for you guys to be this good this many years later. It was weird to me. They found their groove, which it's just way better.

other shit was way more chaotic. Like even when you talk about remission, they were still coming off and doing the chaotic stuff. They were still screaming a bit. They, I found them out on, you know, fucking headbanger's ball used to be a huge compilation of like metal. They used to be on MTV2. And so they were on the B side.

And, but anyway, I don't want to get too far into that. But yeah, they're, I say objectively their chaotic shit was cool, but it's just not like more people enjoy it. Even me, it's just better. at writing songs now. Oh, oh, bring me the horizon. Bring me the horizon. Their old shit is dog shit to me.

Like, dog. Yeah, bring me the horizon's gotten significantly better. Shit. I mean, I'm talking 2006, one of the most popular metal bands, like they were number one on MySpace. I hated them. I was like, this band's terrible. I don't even know why people like them. Then they got a little

bit better, but they were just stealing another one of my favorite hardcore bands. And I feel like it's really controversial. I'm not going to into that. And then I would say 2013, they released an album called Simpaternal. That's when I'm like this band actually starting to sound really fucking good. And then on, they've

just been banger after banger where they got it now. So there's a handful, but I think it comes down to changing the genre kind of, you know, instead of just writing similar shit and it being better. Yeah, it's also a matter of just like what you prefer to listen to as well.

Right. That's going to have a lot of impact on it. It's like if somebody like if somebody doesn't like if somebody only likes comic books like only likes comic book movies they would probably be like whoa dude the 2010s were amazing you know what I mean yeah the 2010s were an amazing year like way bad and then like a lot of but a lot of like cinema people who probably aren't into comic books probably going to be like yeah it's pretty good but I mean

the 80s were the best with a yeah the 80s I don't know what I don't know what cinema I don't know what decade would be considered like the best For cinema? From like a, from like a cinefiles perspective. 80s, early 90s. I don't know.

I don't know. Because late 80s was when Scorsese was the best director by far 110%. And he had like nine movies that come out in 80s. Yeah, but there's also a lot of people that don't care about like a lot of cinema files that aren't like into the whole crime fucking mob shit. Where they're like, I get it. I've seen it.

Some of they're good. But then it's like how many, how many of them do you need to see? Scorsese He annoys me Some of his takes The Departed Bro

That's one of my favorite Fucking movies Without a doubt Absolutely That movie is so fucking amazing I don't care anybody says That and obviously Goodfellas

Goodfellas is a masterpiece I think that's like One of the best films I think is Goodfellas I think is my favorite of his For sure Like but I don't know

Anyway The prize is like Nicholson The line that That's right I love that he says The NWRs in the first four minutes Yeah We're getting

We're getting side track There's so much to go over today For no reason he's talking to his child as a white child it's just narration it's just narration it's just narration jack nicholson narrating and he just hard are because you know to set the tone that it's boston and i'll like so so so listen a lot a lot's a lot's gone down we we i would be remiss to not touch on it but before we before we get into the stuff that i think is really important or the things that people are going to want us to talk about i want to lead into it with this question

I want to lead to it with this question Because I saw this on TikTok Not even like an hour earlier than the time that we're recording this It was a TikTok of some guy talking about how he's a landlord And he owns 15,000 houses He owns 15,000 homes that he rents out Now my question is How many

Because this is something that I thought immediately How many homes Does one person have to own and not live in before they are equivalent to at least one pedophile. That's crazy. I feel like never exactly, but I'll let you continue. I think it's like five.

I think the second you get to over four homes, you're basically equivalent to a pedophile to me. Like I sincerely had a visceral reaction when I heard this, when I saw this guy talking about owning 15,000 homes, that was similar to like watching a pedophile talking about going off like Scott Free. Like, ooh, look, I got away with it. Like I got the same feeling. I'm like, wow, I hate you.

You know what may be a little... I hate you to the core of your being. You know what may be a little controversial? Is I think that's probably... I think that's actually... When you actually think about damaging the population, I think that person is worse than... You know, because the pedophile is affecting one family pretty much.

Well, well, you also... Well, to be fair to be... Not to be fair to the pedophile. But hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I might leave the podcast, look, wait, wait. I might leave right now. Because, no, I'm arguing on behalf of the

of the damage that the pedophile does. Because you could theoretically, oh, it's one family, but like that kid is now probably in all likelihood, that's like a new probably a new pedophile. That's statistically kind of what happens. I agree. Like at least like some percentage of the time.

I agree. So it does go outside of just one family. You're absolutely right about that. So it's like the flood kind of. It like spreads over over time. But let's even just say for the sake of argument, generational. Stop talking. Let's just say generational five families, six families. It's just say

that is no Like this is the thing, this is when you got to do the whole thing like fuck Ben Shapiro But Facts before feelings, right? Like it's one of those things where it's like the feelings like Sweeney's all up in his fields right now. I get that because pedophilia is the worst shit ever. I'm not in my I'm just I just

I just don't think this is the pull. I don't think right now is where you guys stake your claim. But I'm going to listen. It's not what I'm listening. Chris opened up this with that comparison. So now I'm taking Guy taking 15,000

homes for people who could actually potentially own them because that's what we need in this country desperately. We need affordable housing and people to own their fucking homes. First and foremost, to be able to own that much property in general is absurd. It's fucking absolutely abhorrent.

So 15,000 versus, I'm just saying one, if we were going to say 15,000 this guy owning 15,000 homes versus 15,000 petapiles. I mean, clearly, that's what I'm saying. Clearly the pedophiles. Right, right, right. Yeah, right.

That's what the question is. The question is how many homes does one person have to own before they're equivalent to a single pedophile? And you said five, I feel like that's, you know, it sounds awful, but you're probably right. Just because of how much we abhor, you know, kids being abused. But when we think about, it's such a good point to raise

how we overlook the insane housing crisis and how fucking foreigners are able to just fucking buy up houses and be like, this is my business. Like people that don't even live here. They just go like. Like straight up foreign governments, like officials of foreign governments.

I don't overlook it because of the fact that I'm trying to buy a home. And the amount of money I have brought Tuick Bank to try to finance a home and got laughed at is insane. Like the amount of money. I've brought to a bank. They'd be like, hey, me and my partner want to finance a house. And they laughed. I was like, do you guys see how much money this is?

And do you see your skin color? Do you see who you are? Do you see who you are and what you're with? And I'm like, are you serious? And they're like, yeah, that's not even. It's not even close. Fuck out here when your name is Josh. Your name is Josh Smith.

Come back. Yeah. Change your. name. Change your name. Change you. Yeah, no, but I don't know.

I saw that, I saw that video that guy talking earlier and I immediately, my mind immediately went to this guy's, this guy's basically a pedophile. Like, it was the first thing I thought.

The first thing I thought when he, when he opened his mouth and said that. I just thought that was kind of funny. But also, speaking of pedophiles, the Epstein list is out. The Epstein list is out there. And,

I don't know. So, it is more of it's going to. come out the end of the month actually. I think even more shit coming out at the end of the month. But there's some shit out now. There's some stuff out now.

Honestly, kind of uneventful. I don't know. Like, I didn't see that much going around about it. But the funniest thing I did see, and I'm not sure if this is new, because I feel like I remember this being an idea that was set up before this. But Stephen Hawking, apparently,

on the island in an orgy. I don't even understand the logistics. That's what I'm saying. It's like, did they build him like a special suit? I hope so. I don't understand. He's like a unit one. But see, that's the great thing about Stephen Hawking.

Like, they're even, they made that movie about him and everything and they explored him. Yeah. Cheating on his wife. Like him, you know, having a mistress. And I just love, I love the idea of him being so, you know, handicapped, but still just stepping out on someone who's even willing to be with him. To be fair, that was before he was handicapped. I don't know about that.

I think, I think, I think, in my reality, he's clearly in the wheelchair with the computer. He was born in that chair. Yeah, he was born in a wheelchair. He came out with a mini fucking wheelchair. And it grew with him. It grew with him. Yeah, yeah. He's always had that one wheelchair, dude.

Mommy, cry, cry. change change you know I love that fucking voice I love that old like Macintosh voice or whatever that thing was hi I love the idea of that cursing at you like someone snap it and go and berserking and just type in a bunch of mean shit towards you like you know when you first found out about Google Translate and everybody would just use it in computer class then just turn up the value and press anything if people didn't kick out of the class semen and then you click it again so it'll go slower see Men.

And I'm like, I love this. I love this so much. We made up a story about my friend Corey getting right by a panther in the jungle or something like that. And I got kicked out of classes. I started laughing the hardest. It wasn't me who said, like who played it, but I laughed the hardest. You got the most, you got the most joy out of it. And so you were the, you were the recipient.

Yeah, 100%. I laughed until I almost peed myself. My teacher was like, that's enough. And I kept laughing. Yeah. So. Don't tell me it's enough. So in 2015.

It's not funny anymore. Yeah, so it says Stephen Hawking's name came up with the newly unsealed Jeffrey Epstein documents. In 2015, Epstein offered to pay people to disprove an allegation that Hawking was in an underage orgy. But the documents don't actually have any allegations against Hawking. So it's, I don't really understand what that fucking means. If I were a betting man, I would say this probably didn't happen because he's fucking immobile. But it's still fucking hilarious. I think it's people in the universe.

I got to fuck these kids. There's also some. The image of him is really just like That's what's so great Come, come, I'm coming I'm coming, ah, I'm coming The universe is meaningless Without little boys

I don't know, it's weird I think he was into like midgets and shit too Like there was like other stuff That was covered in that too I saw a thing of somebody giving See a little trash can and hitting a midget in the head with it And I'm like damn dude this is crazy I've been seeing a bunch of wheelchair stuff like

this dude crashing through a window I don't even know what of that I don't even know what is that I don't even it's a window I don't even know what that's from I was like is that that looks like some Walker

Texas Rangers shit or something it looks funny that's all it looks funny my money's on Walker Texas Ranger because that show did some of the craziest shit and Conan O'Brien for a while back with the late night with Conan O'Brien

when they absorbed the rights I think it was NBC I forgot when network he was on but they got the Walker, Texas Ranger, right? She's like, I can play clips of that show whenever I want. And he had a lever right next to his desk. And he would just randomly throughout the day, just pull it and show the stupidest, craziest clip from that show. Like, a kid being in the library on one of those ladders, and this motherfucker's like, jump, I'll catch you.

Kid jumps and the guy just walks away and the kid just plummets to the floor. And I'm like, what is the context of that happening? Why did he do that? Great show. It's a great fucking show. I watched way too much of that when I was little Because my grandmother, of course, likes Chuck. My grandma likes anything Western, and I don't know why.

I don't know why. I don't get what about, I don't understand what made her like Western so much. But she loves that shit. I mean, Westerns were probably like the dominant film genre when she was young. Yeah. That was like, Westerns were like the MCU basically. Like I'm not even joking. Like that's a genuine, like, sincerely.

Like, it was like, it was like comic pool movies are today. like a really dominant force in film. To the point where people didn't even know how to make movies that weren't that. Right. Spanish ones. She would watch spaghetti westerns in Spanish. And I'm like, what the,

Grandma, what is this? She watched empanato westerns? That's fucking, I guess. Taino Westerns. I guess. Tain Westerns.

I guess is what they're called. Tain Western. That is fucking crazy. I'm like, why do you like these so much? He's like, I think claims it's so beautiful. And I'm like,

he was a looking guy when he was younger, I guess. Of course. Yeah. Now he's kind of a bigot. He's got. It's a huge big. Yeah, the age.

Like, Yeah, he's probably, yeah, he's, now he looks like a hundred. He looks like a hundred. You know what's crazy? Now,

he's like super bigoted and his son is friends with a bunch of black people. All his friends are black rappers. Oh, I'm sure he's seen. Like, God damn it. He strikes me as one of those, he strikes me as one of those people who,

um, I don't know, he's bigoted, but he's like very like, he like accepts defeat on some level. He begrudgingly accepts that like, like they're there. Yeah, he'd be grudging.

He's like, they're, they're here, whatever. They're not all bad, but like, I mean. He's like, God damn it, man. Yeah. God damn it. Whatever. Bring a man. Big and have dinner, whatever.

Whatever. I'm out of here in less than a couple years anyway. Yeah. Destroy this place. I don't care. I'll be laughing from heaven. Watch you all get raped by the devil while I'm playing my harp. He doesn't sound like that wrong.

All right. You really want to bring an engine. in the house. You know who I am, boy? In gin. That's the best thing. He brings over a few black friends and Native Americans.

Brings over. He brings over. He's like, ah, man, Asians. He's like, oh, why are these?

Y'all hungry, I guess. Why you bring these Kong in my house. I got biscuits and fucking biscuits and, some beans in the back if you want so.

So I'm really curious. I don't have any more chopsticks for you eat at Kong. Like, uh, I'm a Chinese Whatever I'm Chinese from Delaware

Yeah whatever You know what's funny There is like There is an element of like You know how the horseshoe theory Where kind of like Where certain things kind of loop back around Into being themselves

From the opposite perspective Like there's almost Like an anti-racist sentiment To the idea of like Yeah whatever it's all the same You know what I mean I mean? I mean, there's almost like, I do know what you mean.

I do know what you mean. If you don't really believe that there's really any difference, then it really truly doesn't matter. I do know what you mean. But like there's then the opposite end of the spectrum where it's like, oh, the Chinese are all the fucking same. You know what I mean? It's the same exact.

I feel like you're right in the wrong way. I feel like you're right in a horseshoe theory way. You know, like I feel like the horseshoe theory is what's making you right. But not in the correct way. of being right. Saying like it's all the same, it implies that like, oh, you don't care.

I know what you mean. Like, it's all the same. Like, it's like, like it, you don't see prejudice in that way, but somebody would argue from the opposite and say that, well,

being, it's like when you say, oh, I'm colorblind. I don't see color. Right, right, right. And then we have somebody coming and say, well,

that's kind of an issue too because you're not paying attention to the injustice because of that shit. It's almost like, it's almost like, if the horseshoe, not use any sort of crayon. If the horseshoe was, was an island or like a platform that people could stand on.

These two people would be standing at the edge and their tips could touch. Yeah. The other penis tips. Like they could touch tips, I think. But, oh man, what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah,

touching tips somebody is the wildest thing ever to me. You've never touched tips? Like, I feel like, I feel like that's something that I would ask a gay person about and they'd be like, I've never done that. Why are you asking me about? Well, they've absolutely done that just by sheer.

They probably have done crazy shit than that. They probably done crazy than that, but they probably haven't done that. I've never just rubbed the head of my dick on another dick. No. I don't believe that. I don't believe that. I don't believe that. I don't believe that.

That's what I'm saying. That's way crazier. And it's like, what? I guess I could see how that could be better than like, just, just. Yeah, I don't, I mean, I don't think it's like they do that for hours. I don't think I don't, I don't. But it surely it happens. You know what I mean?

Surely it's like maybe maybe in the tussles. but like in the tussle in the chaos yeah i i don't think they stand i don't think they stand with each other touch our tips no i i think they do though like if they're fancy fancy gays like instead of having like rapiers and stuff you know how like when people are doing like and all that shit yeah like they're like oh we're fancy gays and it's and nobody carries swords anymore no one has a sabers no one has fucking uh rapiers or cutlasses or anything like that they don't have any of that shit so now they I like to jerk off fancy with like with my pinky out with your pinky out I've never I've never I've never thought about doing that but now you you've opened my I've never thought about that till

this very moment sip some tea in one hand and then beat off in the other hand with your pinkies out that's that's that's it right there dude that's insane that is crazy your pinky erected the whole time it cannot go down at all yeah You look at your pinky to remind you what your dick should be doing. And look, it should be, it should be up. When you bust, you have to bust with dignity, because that's the one thing. Because, you know, your facial expressions cannot change. Yeah, you can't be like one of those.

You gotta say cheerio afterwards. You got to be. You got a bus and cheerio. It's like, if you're going to make a sound, you have to be contained to, like, and then you're done. And then I said, hmm, fascinating. Fascinating. Fascinating. Fascinating.

Yeah, the, I don't know. I feel like that's all Sargon. fucking that's like Sargon. Jolly good. I appear to have come. I have a cough. I have a cough. I have no idea where it came from. A lot of people are sick right now.

I don't know what that's about. I've been avoiding anyone that's coughing. I was just in the sauna earlier and this fucking Polynesian dude came in and he just like cough twice and I fucking ran out. I was like I'm out of here. Of course he was. He walked in. He walked in and you got pulled towards him a little bit.

Everything got yanked towards him a little bit. I'm like, God. Damn. One of these motherfuckers. Well, first of all, first of all, you think a skinny, skinny Polynesians walking into a sauna? No way. Yeah, no way.

Not they ate him. They ate him in the wound. Yeah, dude. I've only seen like one skinny Polynesian. He's in the UFC. And that's it. And everybody else is just a massive fucking monster. You know what's scary?

And then there's Max Holloway. That's it. You know what's scary? I really feel like them and black people should not be allowed to breed and make children. I feel like black people should not be able to. be able to breed our children. But they do make the rock, though. They just build large

creatures. They do make the rock. You can't have a bunch of those running around. The rock is a example of just just Polynesian genetics and a giant black dude's genetics. And it's just like, Jesus Christ, look at this. I mean, sure, there's his asses full of steroids, but, you know, even before

that, he was a goddamn house. Did you see young rock? Yeah, 15 years old. That's disgusting. No one's not like you're like that. Can I say something about about the rock that? I don't know if it's controversial or what, but I feel like it's kind of annoying to me that I feel like he's one of the few people that you're not allowed to dislike, even though there's no real, like,

he hasn't really done anything to justify that amount of cultural goodwill. Like, he's just kind of there and he's in everything, but like he's not, like, on that Joe Rogan podcast, he was like fairly uninteresting and, oh, that was, I, I just, I mean, I thought that was a very uninteresting version of the rock Hold on. Hold on. I think that's the rock. No, but you're, no, look it. You're right. So, so I, look, I, I am completely self-aware that I shouldn't be as big of a fan of the rock as I am because I know he's extremely fake.

What I mean by that is his persona, the what he puts on, this super happy, positive guy doing all this dumb shit. I know it's fake as fuck. I am completely aware, but I, he's one of the few people. on this planet earth that I've like I've bought his he he partnered with JBL made headphones I bought them he partnered with the under armor made lifting shoes and I bought them I never do that but there's something about I think just he's giving me a lot of he's giving me a lot of value in motivation because just he works out incredibly hard I love just that he does but there's a lot of people that hate that shit completely they hate the oh I get

up at this time and I'm always in the gym around this time because it's Because it's like, yeah, because you have all the resources you can do it. So a lot of people hate that shit because they're like, well, yeah, you, Kevin Hart, all these people can be buff. You have chefs. You have everything you want. Even when you cheat meal, your cheat meals aren't truly cheat meals. So people get pissed off of that stuff. But then there's also the rock.

I guess he's been caught recycling content and doing like, you know, there's this. I've been wanting to make a video about this, but I haven't gotten around to it. There's this first time blank. First time seeing, first time listening. First time, 90% of all of that content is just completely fraudulent. It is stuff that people have heard, seen, tasted, whatever they all before, but they're just now doing it in a controlled environment and making it appear like it's the first time. Especially when it's something really popular for algorithmic purposes. First time hearing fucking Mr. Brightside.

And I'm like, shut the fuck up. There was a drummer. There was like a famous drummer that's like first time hearing fucking. It was a Michael Jackson. It might have been smooth criminal or, but it was something like that. And I'm just like millions of views. And so the rock, he got caught doing something similar to this. I don't remember what it was where it's like, oh, he recycled something from 2017 and did it just last year, like at the end of 2023.

So there's a lot of people like, oh, this guy is really fake. And he's very one of the reasons why Vin Diesel and him were budding heads because they're so similar and that they have huge egos. and they need to be the top bill and they need to be like he's one of the reasons why the fucking DC didn't do very well because he was supposed to fight Shazam in the original movie

and he's like I don't want to do that shit I want my own fucking movie so then they're okay we did that oh yeah no we want to do this and it's like no I want and then he made it to where people were completely uninterested right yeah I read I read I read somewhere that he has a contract

he has like a specific contract stipulation to him and all the things that he does where he like he can't lose. Like he's not allowed to lose. Yeah. If you, if you look at that fight between him and Vin Diesel in Fast 5, it is one of the stupid, it is one of the funniest fucking things I've seen in an action movie.

And I love cheesy 90 action films. There's some of my favorite genres to watch. And so that's when Fast 5 join that genre. And when they're fighting, it's such a stalemate and there's like no blood or anything on it. It's it's one of the dumbest things where their egos got in the way that none of them could look weak. And it's just like what the hell was even the point of this scene when like they fought. I mean, crashed through walls and windows fucked each other up mercilessly.

And they were like fine. Like maybe maybe a drop of blood. I can't remember. But they were so stalemated that I'm like nothing happened in the slightest to advance any type of like, let's see who's the. biggest and the baddest or anything like that. And because they just couldn't let it. I'm sure somebody was supposed to come out on top. Originally when it was probably written, but then they're like, no, no, no, no, it's not

going down that way. But anyway, I think more and more people are starting to realize that the rock kind of sucks. And I think one big thing that's going to have things change is him being on Joe Rogan and being so boring didn't address how Joe Rogan would shit on him all the time about being a fake natty, right? He's fake. He acts like he said he hasn't taken steroids since he was 18, which is hilarious. And Arnold Schwarzenegger mini docu series came out on Netflix.

And, you know, he doesn't usually talk about steroids, Arnold Schwarzenegger, even though obviously that's all they do. But he's very open about it in this documentary. And I love that he did that. And I'm like, this was so needed culturally that. Yeah, yeah, totally. There's going to be pressure on the rock to be like, well, I'm as big. I'm bigger than Arnold Schwarzenegger, but I don't take steroids. Shut the fuck up.

The thing is this, right? Like, I had a period of time where our friend Joe, when we were all, we were Christmas part of it, so we all worked out a lot because of him. It's a huge thing. Joe, our friend is a body build. He loves it. A huge part of his life, right? We went through this period of time where we were like watching like a bunch of generation

iron, pumping iron, all that stuff. Hell yes. And all of those bodybuilders are like, yeah, we use roids, but you use, Using steroids is not going to get you where I am. It's not just that. Like using roads, yeah, you'll get bigger, of course. You'll very likely die because you probably don't know how to regulate how much you're using and what you're doing with it.

But you cannot just use steroids and get to my, get to where I'm at. That's just not how it's going to work. I work out, I work way harder than it's steroids. And I feel like that's fine. I feel like that's so fine. Well, it is fine once you explain it to anybody. it like that's the that's the whole thing like it's now not the mass the masses are not gonna throw

like so if I use steroids I'll be like the rock it's like no no see but they only think that because they're lying your heart's just gonna enlarge and you're gonna die fucking stupid yeah just idiot no people they only think that because no they think that now because they won't tell them the fucking truth I don't I agree but disagree at the same time

because I feel like people you'll show people like you'll show people like here's my diet here's my exercise regimen, here's all this shit. I do use these supplements to help me, to help me rebuild back up. Because if he's like 50 something, he's not, his body's just not able to rebuild

to give him that kind of size anymore. It just can't. He can't do that anymore. He never was primed to be that. Like, when he was in his late 20s, that was probably steroid-free rock. And that was, like,

that was probably his maximize. He was also, he would retain a lot of at because that was just that was him like if you look at him when he was starting to become a superstar he was he seemed pretty natural and then once he got into the movies is when he started taking an insane amount of illegal shit well legal i would say i would say probably like probably like his biggest when he did a little bit after joining a nation that was probably him at his like most physical like that's how the rock looks yeah he's a big dude i just think he was always there was nothing that would just saying if he was doing anything it was probably just like

not anabolic steroids, but something else to help him, like, sustain himself, like, what you would call, like, other type of performance enhancing drugs, like, EPO or something, like that gives you an edge in stamina and endurance. But anyway, we don't need to get into all that. But it's one of those things that there's a lot in the bodybuilding industry and everything. They, most people nowadays are completely open about it. And they say, and everybody understands this because there's a lot of idiots in the bodybuilding industry that watch. But they understand this.

So like, okay, if I want to look like Michael Hearn, for example, I need his genetics. I need all the shit that he's stacking and I need a workout about eight hours a day. Like, I need all that shit. And I need to be pretty clean when I eat. Like, you need a huge recipe. They understand this. They know they're never going to look like this fucking monster. But he says, Michael, Michael Hearn says that he's natural.

And this is the problem that if like, but people in the bodybuilding industry, since we're all kind of knowledgeable, we know better. But since other people like He's looking at a picture of Michael Heard Doug look at a picture of that motherfucker And tell me he looks like he's a natural human So this is what people It looks like a ninja turtle dog That is not

He looks like he has a shell on his back That is not a natural person So Michael Hearn says So people call him Because there's an anabolic steroid That people used to use back Because they call Trimbalone And so people call him

Micotrin Because it's like it's obvious It's so stupid But anyway Strapoling on that shit back to the rock He's guilty of lying his ass off People are I feel like they're starting Of kind of sour to him a little bit

They know about his other People that are making good videos Showing how selfish he is In the movie In his industry and his seven His seven buck films Or whatever the fuck his production company is How

They're realizing a bunch of stuff So now to your point Chris That I think more and more people are starting to rub to the idea that like, okay, this guy's, he's fucking, he's cartoonish. Like, he's not, he's not a real person. He just always struck me as like a very fake person, like the entire time. Like, ever since I ever first became aware of him and I was like, all right, well, it's not a big deal.

Like, I don't care necessarily. It's not, yeah. It's not important to me. I mean, like, it's, it's weird. Anytime, he's just, he's culturally this. I just, that he's culturally so relevant. I understand who he is. I'm still a fan of him.

Well, look, anytime you see somebody that is. overly nice, like on camera, more times, it's not that they're a bad person, it's just that is a fake persona, right? It's just whether, it's just whether or not, like, these are corroborate, like, there are plenty of people who are that nice and the stories are corroborated about them, you know what I mean? Like, interpersonally. Like, you have, like, people like, like, Jack Black who, like, even off camera, a lot

of people have just talked about, like, being like, wow, it's a really pleasant fucking guy. Like, genuinely, but he's not doing all that wacky shit off camera, though. That's true, yeah. That's what I mean, like, like, it doesn't mean that you're bad. It's just me. You're putting on a thing and the rock tries to act like, no, this is me. And I'm like, come on, guys. It's anybody.

It's extrapolated to anybody. It's just anyone that's like they raise their voice. It's like another octave in their normal speaking voice and they're recording. Hey, hey, what's going on guys? You know, I'm like, well, that's not you when you're sitting at home at dinner. Like, oh, man, this spaghetti is so good. Like, you'd be like, what the fuck? What do you do?

You'd kill him is what you do. You'd be like, this is a fucking pod person. This is not my son or friend or mom or whatever. whatever the fuck this is. Do you remember fucking alien? Did you see that TikTok that a bunch of,

it went viral of that girl she's about to eat her her breakfast and so she's being like over exaggerating. Oh yeah, yeah, the dance thing.

And then you see that girl in the background just looking at her like, what the fuck are you doing? And everyone's like, that's us. We represent her in the background. We definitely talked about that

on the podcast too because like I remember every, because I remember there was a big hullaboo about that because people were talking about how like, man,

what a jerk that girl is for judging someone or something and it's like, dude, come the fuck on. Shut up. I bet she's way more miserable than this person eating their breakfast. It's like, you, I can't stand the internet. Yeah, like people just don't understand.

Well, you think that's genuine. You think that fucking broad is like, like said, she'll be at home at fucking 8 in the morning, ready to eat her breakfast and she's bouncing around and she's like, get the fuck out of here. Get out. Get out. He said, kill her.

Kill him Kill him Kill him dead All right Kill him dead Shoot him in the heart Kick his pants off Rip him in half

Rip him in two pieces I want to see two of him I want to see him elevated High above the stadium With his back Splayed open Like an eagle Like a fucking

I want his insides dangling below his feet I want him Blunt Eagle Disimbal I want him I want this man hung upside down over a storm drain and sawed from the from the asshole down i want him i want him dead that's all i'm saying that's so disgustingly fucking pleasant like you saw him in half and everything

falls down to storm drain is that empty body there he dropped the body down there's a real that's a real torture method by there are a real method of execution by the way people would yeah that is that is dude medieval torture is fucking is some of the most insane shit i've ever read That, like, you can't pull. You're, it almost makes me a shame to be a person when I think about, oh, my God. Our species was, was thinking about doing this shit to people and they did it. They're different. They're different. Well, I mean, clearly. I don't, but it's just, it's one of those things where I recognize that I'm a human and it's like the capabilities that humans are able to.

Those are Neanderthals. Those are homo-neanderthals. I mean, it was a homo sapient. It was a lot. You have that capability. You have, you have that in you. As a human being, as a human being, you have that innate in you. I don't.

I don't have that. Okay, let me put it in this way. I don't think I was born with that. We've had conversations like this before and we just didn't believe you about like, say, if someone, you know, did something horrific to Lily in front of you. And then you have a chance for revenge and you said that you wouldn't do shit. And I'm just like, what I, what the thing is this, right? The thing is this, right? In the moment, I can say, I can say that right now.

Uh-huh. I would try not to retaliate. because I would understand that me hurting them back is not going to change anything. I'm saying that right now. Well, in a moment. I'm very real of that.

But you also understand. You also understand that you are an animal. It would be very different. What about retribution? What about fucking avenging? What is that going to change? It's not about changing. It's just like,

then what's the point of putting people in fucking prison. You know what I mean? Well, you put people in prison. No, you put people in prison so they can understand what they did wrong. Well, that's why you do that.

That's what I do that. I do want to clarify. No, you're doing it to punish them. No, you're not. It's just going to punish them. No, absolutely. Because if we were trying to make them think about what they're doing, you wouldn't put them in extremely horrible living conditions. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

That is prison here. It's prison here. That's here prison. When you're personally somebody, you're supposed to incarcerate them, detain them so they cannot do the same thing they did before. You're thinking about rehabilitation like in other Western developed countries. But yeah, but we're talking about the United States. I don't live anywhere else. To be fair, most countries, I mean, well, most European countries prison aren't great.

Yeah, if we're going to talk about collectively. That's true. That's true. Maybe like Sweden, maybe like Sweden or Norway, maybe. Pennis countries? Like those northern penis countries, for sure. They're better. What it's supposed to be?

Like, the idea like, hey, this person decimated a crime, you know, we take, like, a person that steals a loaf of bread should not be hung by the gallows, you know. Kill him. I want him dead. I want him shot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want him shot 50 times in the neck. Like, let's say, I read Game of Thrones, right? Game of Thrones is like, oh, the Knights Watch is full of a bunch of cut throats and rapists and murderers.

The vast majority of them are like petty thieves that stole food to eat because the world for regular people sucks dick. That is the most people that are in prison. They were like selling drugs so they can eat and shit like that. They should not become legal slaves. Of course. But that's kind of my idea. A person harming me, right? A person doing something directly evil to me, like harming somebody I love or something like that.

I would want to understand. I'm like, clearly this person did this and they hurt me very badly. But me killing them, all is going to do is just make it. I'm just going to kill them. That's it. Other than I hope they could figure out what they did wrong, understand what they did wrong. Yeah, here's a thing. They never do it again.

But granted that is, that is the moment where like right now where that's not happening to me. and I have a mind to think about it. If someone hurt Lily in a moment, I'd very well just probably like attack them and harm it. Primal rip your clothes off and charge up like a fucking, like a beard. Like a Yeti. You got to make sure you rip your clothes off at first load.

Look, in a modern world, in a modern world, generally I would, I don't know, if someone's swinging on me or something, I know in a modern world that like, I'm not going to retaliate because the fact that they've swung on me

is enough information for a proper retaliation. You know, it's like, oh, I'm pressing charges. They just assaulted me. I win, I win by not doing anything specifically, you know? But if this is like medieval times, dude, no. Be careful. Medieval times. Fun, I haven't been to medieval times in a minute.

You guys ever been? I went there four years ago. Four years ago. You went to medieval times four years ago? Me and Lily went for a day. That is a bafflingly recent. They have a crazy good soup. I don't know what the fuck it is.

It probably has some chicken stockings or something. They have some sort of like milk, like fucking potatoey broth soup there. That's some shit. It's delicious. That I was like, this is crazy. What the hell are they putting horse cum? What is this? Horse comes delicious if that's horse come.

It's fucking fantastic. Yeah. That was, the show is fine, but the food's pretty good. My team won. So I was happy. It was like, yay. It was a black guy, too. Oh, shit.

and it's in the yellow and black and he won. I was like, let's go. What are you talking about? Oh, medieval times? The fights. You know, the middle of time they have like the doctor. The sections that you sit in, it depends on what team, uh, whoever is representing you.

Yeah, you get that growth hormone turkey leg or whatever the fuck they get you. Yeah. Bro, for fat. Fat turkey leg. Last time I went, they had a chicken. They just, uh, what do you call it? Half chicken or quarter chicken? Quarter chicken.

Yeah. I think literally 2007 and 2008 might have been the last time I went, like one of those years. I want to see what's good. Maybe they're killing each other now. Maybe they're actually, we're losing money. We're losing money. We got to actually kill each people. We got to step it up.

Yeah. That would be amazing. If they, if they sent, like, pedophiles to be executed in medieval times. I would be, I would be at this show all the time. Dude, I would subscribe. I would be a tier five sub to that broadcast. I would be a tier five sub to that broadcast easily. I would watch it one time and I'd be like, okay, I've really had enough.

I've like really had enough. You don't think it'd be hilarious to see a guy on a horse joust a pedophile? It's so funny. I have, I've, like, my, there's a, dude, I went through my Instagram, like, maybe like four days ago. And my Instagram was just the N-word of people dying, bro. And I was like, that's your entire personality. Emory, Emory, Emory, Emord, Emory, Emory, Emory, Emory, Emory, Emory, Emory, there's a lot of that. Did I send you that?

Yes. you did. Yes, you did. And I saw one yesterday too. Um, I can't remember whose face it was. It was somebody's, it's one of those. And there's a thing, a bunch of cats like laughing at you. Like, it's a video of a cat, like a laugh track behind it. It's pointing at you. And I'm like, what the fuck is wrong? What is it on right now? I just saw, I just saw straight up gay porn on Instagram, but it was, uh, dudes kissing. It was, it was, it was, uh, the meme said, um, when the bird, when the mama bird comes back to feed the chicks or the the hatchlings or whatever. And it's just these three black dudes just swapping.

And I was like, oh, I didn't, I wasn't expecting to see this today. I showed Lillian yesterday. It was some guy that fell on a chainsaw. And Lily was just like, honey, that's not funny. He died. And I was just like, I saw it. And I didn't make any noise. because I think it was trauma

And everyone was like Oh shut up I hate this like this fake thing that you do Where you're like you pretend to be traumatized By the thing you see You're not traumatized you love it There's things I definitely traumatized me You love well then why you show to other people

And traumatize me That's why I can't watch that video anymore Why do you show it to other people If it traumatize you? Yeah Because I I'm hurt You know So you want to spread the hurt

Because you're not a good person Have you seen a movie Smile? No I've not seen it I'm smile. I'm smile. When I get damaged, I'm the damage that shares the damage on other people.

I'm like, you need this too. We'll get into questions after this, but like I do want to bring up the facts like Twitter's turning into basically every Twitter because it's such a shithole now is just it's porn. It's live leak and spam. Twitter is boring now, that's all it is.

It's really boring. It's really annoying. It's really boring. Like there's some like, I saw a video, to be fair, it was a pretty interesting video of a guy exploding.

But I mean, like, I don't know. I'm just kind of, I know, Twitter's annoying. It was only funny specifically because it happened to like some guy who was clearly like,

I mean, dude, he was messing around with an explosive to plant it on a building. And that's probably not like, I mean, that's probably not a great guy. You know?

Yeah. If he's walking around with it, but he just like, he was fucking around with it and he just exploded on a city street. That's. And, It's pretty gruesome, but, you know, it's different.

It's different than some, it's different than some innocent dude falling on a chainsaw. Like, that's sadder to me. Because, like, I don't know, man. There's plenty of legal reasons when you'd be around a chainsaw. You know? I see things on Twitter every day. And I'm like, oh, that's crazy. Like, it's one video of this guy, like, he was, like, doing something.

It was like a live video. And then all of a sudden, energy just came out of, like, this fucking valve. And the guy disappeared. He was gone. Oh, I think I saw that video, too. Yeah, he just disappeared. Yeah. It was like someone turned might into a real, like a real, like might, like force might into a real thing.

And he got hit with it and died. I was like, whoa. Yeah, Twitter is just not, not fun lately. Well, yeah, because it's, it's X now, man. It's a different thing. Yeah, I know. It is now, it's unfortunate, man. And it's, uh, Elon ruined it.

Cool. Awesome. But Instagram's fuck too. Because Instagram is just the N word and like. that's you though you've done that it is the weird thing about instagram's algorithm is that it'll change so quickly if you just watch like two videos of the same thing like every once in a while it always tries to rope me back into some bitches shaking their ass or doing something ridiculous oh yeah of course and then if you just watch it fully then the next suggestion of reels will just be all bitches doing just the most absurd like you know uh click baity shit or whatever i wish i could find that is i get annoyed at Twitter because specifically, you know, just because all of my bookmarks are scissoring compilations doesn't mean that's all I want to see. You know what I mean?

Like sometimes I want to see the news. You want to see? I just watch. I only, I only, I probably don't see all the wild shit because I just check the for you now because the, uh, not for you, sorry. Uh, following or whatever. Yeah, whoever I'm following. Yeah.

Because the, the, the four you thing is actually been fucked to for me, it's been fucked the entire time. because I just want to see what I want to see. And I'm not really, I'm not a fan of people, machines trying to direct me where to go. Where I'm like, I know what I like. I'm going to follow what I like. And I just followed a new YouTube poop channel or a page or whatever. And I'm like, oh, cool.

More content. It was somebody tagged me. I don't know if you guys saw it was fucking, that old school Lord of the Rings cartoon where fucking Gandalf grabs the ring from Frodo. and for whatever reason he puts it up to his nose like in his nose but then he's just like jacking oh yeah and then like fucking Frodo is like what

what do you doing like it's it's perfect he's just fucking and I was like why did he the context of that though I'm like why did he put it up to his nose in the first place like it goes through the tip of his nose in the ring and then he's just then he just makes him fuck the ring it's fucking cool

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And first question of the new year. First question of 2024. although an episode would have gone live you probably it's not technically it's not your first episode 24 but whatever you get it young your guy alt wrote in

he says not a question but I need you guys to know that your mask rewrite is eerily close to the mass comics it's actually way closer than the movie is it wouldn't even be out of the realm of possibility I yeah the mass comics are fucked yeah I did hear this is something that I heard a lot

was that like the mass comics are actually fucking insane like the mass movie is really good but it's not a great adaptation of the comics. It's just like a really kind of fun movie with the premise of the mask. But apparently the mass comics are fucking insane. Oh yeah. He's a monster.

Yeah. Never watched. Never, never, never, never read them. Maybe, maybe I should. I mean, comics like that are usually kind of like, I mean, the original, I feel like the original TMNT are very similar, right? Like the original teams are really around. They're brutal.

Yeah, they were like they were, fucking kill you. Yeah, they were flossing with people's tendons and shit, like, or some, nonsense. They would like wait until you take a shit and they would like rip your taint open and you'd like run around with your taint juice leaking around and like then Doni Teller would hit you with a stick in your penis to you die.

That's that was the first issue. You're like yo what the hell they dragged that off for 17 pages bro it did not it's a two page spread that shit was the fucking whole first copy. You have no context

of the turtles just whooping some dudes ass for the first issue. And then you're like, wait, what is this? I like this. It's pretty cool. It's a pretty good way to start. Yeah. That would hook me as to be honest. Here's a simple first question.

Well, I guess it is a first question because that last one wasn't a first, wasn't a question. Homeless Transfem whose resolution is to fuck. Good luck on that. Nice. He wrote in it says, hey, come boys, what's a game you're anticipating this year? I gotta be honest I got nothing I got nothing this year

Dragon's Dogma 2 Oh yeah Yeah that's that's That's imminent right That's like February Yeah it's It might be March It might be March or February

You're probably right I just can't be right I have no idea I actually can't I haven't really I don't remember exactly either But I'm March yeah March 22nd So it's pretty pretty fucking close

It's pretty close I'm pretty excited because I've played the first one in 2013 had a hell of a lot of fun with it I got it on Steam a long time ago and I'm gonna try to play it again but shit

I just I just re installed Reddit Redemption 2 Me too Oh dude I'm a little sad Is it good on a Steam deck I don't know I don't have one so I can't even I got my Steamback

And I'm trying to put as many games I can on it Well, try it out. Try it out. Yeah, report back. I can't imagine. I can't imagine that it's going to run well. But like, have you seen those car mods that on Redd? G3 works pretty well on there, so I don't know.

Where you drive like a fucking Lamborghini through the Old West? Yeah, so I just found out, I was so sad because last night I was so, I was so hyped. I was like, I'm going to fucking drive some cars. But it's only Red Dead online and it's a specific server. There's a specific server Red M where these people, you'll join this Discord, you can get into that server and they're experimenting with car mods there

and it fucking made me so sad because I was so hyped to like just play single mode just the story and just fuck around with cars in it and stuff get in a car. So no one's done it here, dude. No one's done yet. I was like, it's been, this game's been out too long for someone to not have figured this shit out yet.

It is crazy. Yeah, well maybe, Maybe with the Grand The Thotho source code being out there, because GCA5 had their source code leaked a couple of weeks ago. Right. Maybe, and you have to imagine that it's not that dissimilar to Red Dead's. Like, I feel like source code is kind of like engines where, like, they're kind of similar throughout. Yeah. Maybe that'll, I don't know, maybe that'll help them put some bullshit into Red Dead too.

I sure hope so. I love, I love Red Dead 2 more as I get further away from it. And as I jump into it every now and again, I love it more. Yeah. It's crazy. Like, I really thought it would be the opposite. Like,

I really thought it was like, oh, this is a very, like, linear kind of story-driven game. It's like very, very narrative heavy. I probably'm only going to play this once.

Nah, man. It's so good. And I've noticed that a lot of people are coming around on it as well. Like, I remember there was a lot of, it was a,

it was a critically acclaimed game and all that. It sold a ton. That's always going to be the case for rock star games. But, like, I specifically remember,

like, a lot of people, there was that Jakey video who, by the way, I agree with that video a lot. What do you say about that? He's basically like talking about how their mission structure is really dated, which it is 100%. Like it's very linear and it's kind of annoying.

But I don't know, man. The rest of that game is just so fucking objectively amazing that I can't. I don't, I really don't think, and I tweeted it earlier, just that scene where he's talking to the nun by the trains. I'm just like, I don't know if I've played any game where a character feels more real before or since Red Dead Red Dead Redemption too. Like I really, I... Arthur Morgan feels like a real fucking dude. Like, in a way that I can't fucking believe.

Like, the next most believable character is probably, like, so far away from him. In terms of, like, on the scale. Like, it's insane. He's... Arthur's, uh... He's just so great. He's just so great of a character.

Like, I think there are better characters in games, but I don't think there's better characters you play as. I don't think there are better characters. I don't think there's a better character. I don't think there's a better character as you play as. I don't think you play as a better character. I've really tried to rack my brain on, like, trying to figure, like, is there, like, what's, like, who's a better character? I would say, Garris.

Garris. Yeah, I would say Garris. I would say, uh, Will. Will? Will. Will. Will. From Balders Gate 3.

Oh. Garris, Will. Carlack, maybe two. Um, you're, your, your homie from Dragon, um, from Dragon, uh, uh, uh, uh, one your best, you're like your side, your side, homie. Almost at the end word three times because I was trying to remember him. That's crazy. He's the, he's the dude that actually becomes a great warden also.

I think there's a lot, but I think Arthur is the. Alistair. Alistair, yes. I think Alistair, I think Alistair, I think there's a lot of really good ones. I think Alistair sucks. I'm sorry. I like Alistair. Yeah, I don't like him.

I mean, he's fine. I don't dislike him. I just, I don't, I like, I just don't. he he doesn't mean anything to me like I like he's fine but I he's one of the least memorable like I don't know maybe I should play it again but I think maybe because I think of more of like of your howl and like logan I think of more of the the cunts in that game more than than actually lackable people there's there's the low howl is such a piece of shit like that what a great villain because he's such a piece of shit like I remember

I think about Dragon Age origins and then I get angry because I'm just like, oh, that fucking guy, I want to fuck him up so badly and then you have to wait for a while. But I want to beat you. I want to hurt you. But again, going back to Red Dead, Micah is that personified to me. Micah is the most disliked old motherfucker ever actually. I hate him. I couldn't wait to. I love how much I hate Micah.

Yeah. Micah's racist, misogynistic. he's everything disrespectful liar piece of shit he's a fucking whisper and then it's working with the cops bro that is that's the whole word entertains fucking Dutch's paranoia and like it's pushes him over the edge like he entertains his madness yeah fucking rats he's everything wrong

like he even looks like a piece of shit like he looks like such a rat too you're like oh man they just he fucking nailed it and you gotta save him in a beginning to You got to be save in the beginning And you save him Where you pull the wall out And the game reward just like look

Okay Yeah This guy sucks dick You saved him Here's the best feature The gun The game Dual weapons

Here you go You deserve that For at least saving This piece of shit And going in the strawberry And lighting it The fuck up Dude

He went And you guys go in a strawberry You're going to save him You break him out On some bullshit To be get the fucking Crank And you just pull the wall out

He pulled the wall out. There's just some serious BS. Leave now. He runs to the bank, robs the bank. He has to go and he has to go get his guns. He has to go get his guns. He's so,

instead of leaving. I need my gun. Yeah, he's great. I agree. Arthur's the shit, though. He really, because I'm, I'm racking my brain too.

I'm racking my brain. I'm like, who have I felt so, um, like. I think no one, I think Arthur's the best who play at. I 100% think he's the best to pull. Because there are characters that you brought up that, like, I love Garris.

And I think Garris is definitely one of my favorite characters ever. But like the thing, I think there's a, there's an image between like, I like Garrys a lot. Like, I like him. But like, in terms of like how real they feel, like there's something about Arthur in Red Dead Red Dead Red Dead Redemption to do that feels like fucking tangibly real. Whereas like, he's like a real. The world is like a real. Garry's real. But he's like real in a video gamey way.

I don't know how to describe it. Like it's not that it's a bad thing necessarily, but it's definitely truncated. The ground in nature of the world they're in, you know? Yeah. It definitely helps. It adds to it for sure. Because like even in Boulder's Gate, right? Like Boulder's, I think Will is an amazing character because Will's story is the

realest story out of all of theirs. Like everyone has a wild, some sort of wild thing going on. And Will is like literally my dad was the leader of like protecting the city. And all I wanted to do is make my dad happy. So I made it back. Is will the guy That's why Wait, hold on

Is will the guy that Attacks Carlock in the camp Well he wants to He wants to attack Carlock yes Wait did you kill him Yes You can kill him Oh what pretty much anybody

Yeah I killed him Well I mean I killed him immediately You didn't trigger You probably didn't trigger The showdown Like outside of the camp No no no no

No I He was in the camp How can avoid that So you can So the one way you avoid, because you don't have to, you don't have to, you can send people to your camp instead of them rolling with you. So like, for example, when I first met, um, Asterion and I met fucking, uh, the, the wizard

of camera's name right now, Gail. Yeah. I sent them to my camp immediately because I was like, I don't want to roll with don't don't, wait until I gather this. I, I did the exact fucking same thing. I did the exact same thing. I said, like, I don't want these men around. Last game

My last game It was my character Shadow Heart Lysel and Carlac That's what I'm saying dude And my character And my character was a woman too And that was my exact playthew I was like I was just a gang of witches

Basically Let's go Running through this place And I was just like I don't want to do that again So now I'm gonna wait till I get Jihira Which is the biggest problem in the game You can't romance Jihira

I want some of that old pussy I want some old pussy man I want some of that old pussy because she's still fine for being old as hell too. Dude, yeah, she's like $2 billion and fucking like she's looks, you know, she's starting a gray a little bit understandably, obviously. But she ain't like, wrinkly old hag level. I'd knock the dust out of it, bro.

I'd clear it out. I mean, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's she's perfectly, perfectly fine. So, yeah, I was upset that they, they barred that. I feel like the modders need to somehow fix that. I don't know, they're making, I think they're making deal. I think they're making deal.

I think they're making DLC or they're making like another story. Oh, that'd be really cool. And I also want to less out with with the, with the, with the, with the, with the night song and her bitch, you know? Bro. One thing. I want the night song to pick me up, bro.

Look, one thing I will say, one thing I will say. What's up? One thing I will say about, uh, what Kingston said is like, I think that what Kingsen said is objectively true. Like, I, I, I think he's probably like the best character in video games. Honestly, like, I really, like, that's my personal opinion. But I, he's definitely like the best protagonist. that you play that you have

for sure I can't even imagine I can't even imagine I can't it there's I it doesn't even come to mind any even close

without a fight I think it's probably him than solid snake yeah everybody maybe but even him even him

by a mile you can it's kind of like how it's so relatable it's kind of like how you know how PewDie Pye was like the most subscribed channel

and then the second most subscribed channel was like 50 million below him yeah it's kind of like that where it's like Arthur's really fucking high

to the point where like the next character might be the next character might be the next character but he's still so far, still so far away. But as far as like 2024 games coming out, like,

I don't know, man. Like, it's, um, it, it, like, it's a, it's a light year for,

for me and for what I, like, I think this year I'm going to go into my backlog and finish a bunch of games that I probably should have finished. Yeah. I mean, um, uh,

I want to finish Grand Theft Auto. I want to finish Grand The Thoto four because I'm really liking it. I want to finish. I want to platinum some games too. I want to platinum games that I, uh, that I specifically love. Because those are the only games that I've platinum.

I've only platinum of Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, Crash Team Racing, and Ape Escape. Those are my only four Platyms, I think. And so I think I'm going to, like, delineate them. I was like, okay, Shadow the Colossus is probably next. I'm going to try the Spiro games.

Maybe Bioshock? I don't know. Bioshock I heard was kind of hard, but we'll see. I always have Funnel Fantasy 7, man. I'm very excited for that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's imminent as well. Rebirth or whatever the fuck is called.

What's the other one called? Rebirth Yeah, this is Rebirth And the first one was Retrograde or something like that No, no, the first one was just Final Fantasy 7 remake Then it was Integrate

That like DLC piece I see Final Fantasy I'm just not I can't pretend to be into Final Fantasy anymore Like I've tried I love 7 Especially the remake of 7 I think it's so good

I like 7 But like JRPGs just have this dragging problem Where like they just get to it Like They just get to a point where like A lot has happened narratively

and then like, here's a town. Go meet the people in the town. I'm just like, I don't... I think seven has a moment where, like, it's really slow. And then it ramps up crazy fast, and it's a really cool ending. And I'm like, oh, this is really nice. Yeah, seven...

But it is a JRP. They just drag. That's what they do. Seven has that moment, and then 16 has that moment as well. And I remember specifically going through them, and I'm like, damn, these are... From seven to 16, that's a nine-game difference. And the problem that I hated about

the first one is still here. So, like, I'm just, this is just clearly, like, I think that people love about these games that I can't. Well, yeah, every, every final fantasy game

has a moment where you take a step back and you're like, all right, cool, now, things are, like, more mundane. That's how most RPGs are in general. Because it's more like,

yeah, there's a time, there's a moment to chill. You know? I get it. I totally, games like Balders'Geder, or crazy,

because Baldur's gay, the scale keeps going out. You know, it's like, yeah. Oh, this, to me,

this, to this. Like, what the hell? I get RPGs, and I understand it. Like, Baldersgate, you want to be, like, a hundred-hour experience. But, like, I just don't... I rarely ever play a game that has a 30-plus-hour runtime and has justified that runtime.

Like, I just don't think games are good enough to withstand, like, over 30, 40 hours of game. Like, they're fun, but they're not, like... Last of Us Part 2 is a great example of that, actually. Like, I remember playing The Last of Us Part 2. part two and half when I got to the halfway point I remember being like I've seen everything that this game has to offer and there's still 50% of it left and that that bothered that even red dead too like we're talking about red that too like and we praise it like I love red dead too but that's a similar game but like I feel like you could cut a lot of that game out and still have an amazing fucking game

you know I was none of the main story I just want the map smaller I don't I don't need to be as big in my opinion. It's just something like... The fact that you have the rest, you have Red Dead One's map at the bottom of Blackwater, if you go to Blackwater and go down, there's the whole other games maps down there.

I was like, what? Deeply unnecessary. It's cool. Need it to be. Yeah, it is cool. But, but, and that was, and that was something that I realized over the,

over the course of like the last, like during winter break, I've been playing a lot of old games. Like I finished Allen Wake 2 twice. And that got me into playing, like, want to play Alan Wake 1 again. I finish Allen Wake 1 in like nine hours.

And I'm like, this is fucking amazing. This is great. This is paced so well. Resident Evil 4 and Dead Space Remakes that just came out last year as well. We're just like snappy. Right. I think R.E4 might be damn near a perfect video game, the remake. The remake?

Yeah. I think that's one of the closest to like a actual perfect video game. It's pretty, it's close. There's no point in that game where it's not awesome. Well, that's what I felt about the R.E2. remake actually. Ari, I like R2 more than four. R2 is better, yeah.

No, I don't think it's better. I think I don't think it's better. I think four is actually a better game. I don't think so. I think that two is really fun because of the nature of what two is. I think there's some dumb shit in four, like the mind cart madness, fucking.

That's so dumb. That's such a fucking lit experience. It's fun. Don't get me wrong. It's fun, but it's so stupid. That shit is lit, dog. The thing I do that, that experience. have fun doing it.

It was horrible. It was horrible on PS2. It was actually kind of challenging, too, especially if you play on a professional. It was like damn near impossible to do. It's a fucking Lake Monster professional. I just beat the Lake Monster Professional. I just beat it.

Every time you miss and it submerges again, it heals. So you cannot miss a harpoon before it submerges. So sometimes you've got to take one throw. Hit it the one time and then let it live. Yeah. And I'm like, this is so stupid. But it's, I don't, I think that game is like so well-paced.

I think that two, what two is the nature of survival horror. But there's a point in two right now that I can't get past. You know when you go to the bottom of the facility and you use that, you use the, uh, it's been so long. That herbicide to make the guy that's like got the fucking thorn pierced to his chest blow down. and you get the little thing for your watch. I'm at a point in the game where I can't get past anymore. So I have no ammo. So literally, like the crawling, shambling plant dudes come at me,

and I can't evade that. I can't go any further in the game anymore. Like, I'm done. I have to restart the game as clear. Are you one, like, the highest difficulty? Yeah. Yeah, that could happen. That could definitely happen.

So I actually genuinely cannot progress in the game. The original, though, was way worse because you couldn't... I don't know, I don't think it's the same time. You literally, first of all, they give you almost no ammo, and then you could literally only kill the zombies by decapitating them. And so actually, I don't think that's the case in this one, if I remember correctly. I could be wrong. The shambling ones always get backed up.

You have to set up a fire. I see. But I just remember it being a little bit more, especially because of tank controlling and all that, blah, blah, blah, yeah, yada. But yeah, but anyway, it's, I guess it was just more, I felt, Resonimo 4, it felt like there were some moments that were just, it's just, it takes me out of it because of how wacky the game is. Like, it has some moments where it's just like, and this is without, with, absolutely. And I have, I think Ford is a masterpiece, man.

I think it's such a fun video. It's great. It's like, it's, it's evil dead one and two, literally. Yeah. And so like. the evil that one and two, but just Resident Evil games. I just had I guess I just had a better

experience overall, and it might be more a nostalgia thing because I always enjoyed Resident Evil 2 technically, just for what it was, more than Resident Evil 4, even though Resident Evil 4 was better, especially the way, the experience, the way you controlled it and everything. Even though

going back to it, the original one, it's still you know, it's a little, like look, it's it's hard for me to yeah it's all I'll say is that I would say it's just just two is just just above for me do you guys kill the dog I killed the dog immediately no I didn't never no boom I never killed the dog I never killed what is a dog doing here shot it never killed I mean the thing that annoys me is that there's no like the thing that annoys me is that I was thinking well clearly I'm going to get ambushed or something's

going to happen in the remake like if I if I if I rescue this dog There's going to be a repercussion, but nothing else is like, oh. Did you know that I would have changed that? Actually, the main game was supposed to be Leon and the dog. He was going to have like a wolfdog with him. That was going to be the main game initially before they redid it. I'm glad that didn't happen. Yeah, I'm glad that didn't happen.

I would have been sick as fuck, dog. I fuck, no. It's pissed me off when I have to travel with Ashley. I'm like. That's crazy. The only reason. The only reason. The only reason.

The only reason. You can't do combos with Ashley. I just don't want to look after people, man. Yeah, the only reason specifically, the only reason that Resident Evil 4, I like Resident Evil 4 a lot. Like, I think the remake's great. But, like,

the thing that bothered me was that, and granted, it's not a long, it's not a long sequence, but you play as Ashley for a little bit. And that happened. With the Knights, you gotta use the flashlight. Yeah, yeah.

And to be fair, that's not even necessarily like that bad of the sequence. It's pretty quick and pretty easy, but like, it is really fast. It's not too bad. But that, like, I experienced that shortly after playing God of War Ragnarok and not liking Atreus. So, like, immediately, like, I was enjoying Resident Evil 4.

I was, like, having such a fun time. I was like, yay. And then they made me switch characters. I was like, no. Why does everyone have to do this? Yeah, I don't. So mad. But it didn't last long.

I'm not. Honestly, I've never been a fan of that dynamic ever, ever. If there's a game where there's two characters, there's two characters, and you're like one older character, you're gonna play as the meek character eventually for one part of the game. Yeah.

That is how it works. Do you remember your earliest experience of that where you're like, what the fuck is this? I'm like playing as Cople Bandicoot in one of the Crash games. Yeah. Like, laugh at a titan or something like that. No, no, it was Crash Bandicoot warped.

It was the third one on PlayStation 1 because there are levels that, only Coco can play. And like, so you're playing as Coco and you're like on the tiger and you're running on the Great Wall of China or whatever. And it's like, this. This sucks. This is a crash.

Where the fuck? What's this dumb girl doing my fucking game? I fucking hate this girl. I don't want this. It very, it rarely, I don't know, man. Sometimes I think it works, but it's like it's hard to do. Halo 5 was a great example of it being fucking horrible. What was it?

Halo 2 is a great example of it being great. Oh, when you had to be the. the Guardians. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It had to be that.

What was that black dude's name? Uh, a Spartan Locke or whatever. Yeah. Was his name? Sparton Tyrone or whatever's name is. Spartan Luke Cage. Spartan Luke Cage.

Spartan Luke Cage. Spartan Luke Cage. Spartan Tyrant. Spartan Despawn. That's so crazy. You remember that era of video games when they just kept like, instead of just having these famous actors, voice characters,

they just put them in the games. they started doing them yeah yeah it's it's happening a lot now because facial like face in motion capture a lot easier than like modeling a character from scratch like that's i saw a lot of people complaining about debor wilson a lot on twitter bro she's like in everything she came back from africa she fucked off for years and then just came back and now she's in every video game like what's happening it's crazy like her buggy eyes man her buggy eyes dude she was on mad tv and now she's like in basically everything and people were like god damn i'm sick of seeing this bitch and i'm like I get it, kind of.

But, like, at the same time, Deborah Wilson is fucking awesome. And she kills it every single time. I like it. I like her. Yeah, she's great. A tier of its own. I just don't want to see your face, bro.

I agree. I agree sometimes. Like, I think it's fine to use it for, to use it sometimes. But at the same time, it would be nice to have voice actors. It would be nice to have these actors play characters that don't look like them. Because there's,

there's an element of, um, believability that's kind of lost in someone. That's it. That's it right there for me. Right. Because it used to be that video game characters looked very distinct. Like no other character looked like Leon Kennedy. And like no other character looked like fucking Marcus Phoenix. And no other character looked like these people because they were their own characters. But now it's like because we have real actors playing them.

Now we're seeing the same video game character in like a bunch of different video games. And now it's like, oh, well, are you... In your head, you're like, this doesn't fucking make sense. Yeah. And it's easier to get over. it in like movies and stuff. It's a lot easier in movies because we're used to that. That is, that is its thing.

And video games is different thing. Now I, because I literally, I'm like, oh, this is Deborah Wilson. This is not, right, exactly. This is not the person. And man, that was happening, like, said, Halo 5, uh, Detroit become human. Like, there was this thing where I'm just like, bro, like, I, I don't need. Like, Jesse Williams did this for actually a few video games, too. He was even in a fucking 2K.

He was like, your dad. He was like your canon dad, which makes. no sense it wasn't even old enough to be your dad but he just was. Yeah. And I'm like, what the fuck is this? I don't care about Jesse Williams. Yeah, sure, he's probably a good actor in his show. What is that Gray's Anatomy, I think,

or one of those things? Yeah. But I'm like, it would be nice if it would be nice in the very least if they could like... Caucasian one piece, Grey's Anatomy. I don't know. Yeah, I wish I could just tweak the character models a little bit just to make them at least, at the very least make them look different. Like, that's what I would want.

Imagine if you were in a video game. They asked you to voice character. Would you want it modeled after your face? Straight up me. No. That's insane. Tommy and all. Fucking big ass stomach and all, bro.

Dude. But you're like, yeah, you have to, like, you're a Spartan, but they make the armor, like, accommodate your body shape. That'd be fucking amazing. You know what? Honestly, I feel like it's... Honestly, dude, I feel like it's hard for me. Debra Wilson, like, I was a fan of her in live action stuff. Like, I loved her on Mad TV and all that stuff.

Absolutely. And I noticed her in video games, but I didn't appreciate her in video games until fucking Sabathune and Destiny, where, like, her voice acting was so good, but she doesn't, because she's playing a demon monster that doesn't look anything like her. And because I could separate that, I was like, wow, this is like a really fucking good performance. Every other time I've seen her, it's, I've just seen Deborah Wilson. Right. Like, I'm watching Deborah, so it kind of gets in the way.

Sorry. No, no, you're, you, I was just saying it actually, like, I think sometimes it gets in the way of just, like, what the actual performance is. Dude, I was watching, I didn't play, just real quick, just real quick, I'll let you go. Yeah, yeah, let's see. I was watching, because I didn't play the new Star Wars, the Survivor, whatever the fuck it's called. Oh, yeah. And I'm watching Deborah Wilson whoop Darth Vader's ass.

And I'm like, this is weird. It just feels like I literally, and I've, I've been watching Deborah Wilson for so long. I actually even, I think I've said on the podcast that she kind of sexually harassed me. me. She kind of did. And it's, uh, it is what it is. It's still fine. I love meeting her. But, um, yeah, I, I, I just wish it didn't look like her because I just, I'm literally, I'm thinking of her old roles and stuff that I associate her with. And now she's fighting Darth Vader. And I'm like, ah, I just, you know, just, that was, she's whooping her Darth Vader's ass too. He fucking beats on him, dude.

I was like, God damn, Vader, you dumb black bitch. You're gonna fucking do something quick. You don't let you let Derrell Wilson whoop on you. That's embarrassing. You fucking as my having little fucking punk ass. Bug-eye fucking samurai.

No legs having ass. Fucking cyborg beating off. Grab me a dick too hard with a robot ants. It looks like a bug with the samurai fucking helmet on. If you just look at it. his eyes. He just looks like he has like, he should sprout wings and just really

pester you and shit. Like, fuck out of you, Darth Vader. Oh, man. Dude, he lost his arm, then he lost his leg and arms. That's crazy. That's so true. Oh, yeah, we should go. Holy shit. We got another question. We got another question. Got you gotcha, gotcha. Gajonah Jameson,

chief editor of the Gayley Bugle Road in. Very cool. He says, are there any foods you look at as being gay? not just in appearance or consumption but just as a general vibe I personally think spaghetti and most types of pasta are really gay but I'm not sure why

So what is the context of gay Does he actually mean like homoerotic Or like homoicestercycycy? Yeah I think so Or just like the general kind of vibe Like I'll give you one Popsicles Yeah I was gonna say Follic

Popsicles I think are like Incredibly then Not only because No because there's something manly about a Frankfooter Well I mean It depends. It depends on who you ask.

It's a phallic about it. No, but here's what I'm saying, right? Here's what I'm saying. How do you eat the popsicle? A popsicle is like you're sucking on it. You're laughing it up. You're like licking it up the side. And chances are it's like multicolored or like really vibrant, you know.

Like a bob pop pop. Yeah. I eat popsicles. It was like I eat corn cob. So I guess for you guys, maybe. You eat your bobsville. insane. That is so

homophobic. Yes, I do. You do not, there's no chance in hell you eat popsicles that way. I do, though. I don't believe that. And why do you?

Huh? And why do you eat them that way? When I was a little kid I like, what kind of criminal taught you that? No, you mean what type of homophob

taught you that? That's what you really mean. You can't eat it this way, king. You can't eat it this way, king. No, that's, that's, uh, you know, like... What's wrong with... What's wrong with being a little phobic? What's wrong with being a little phobic?

I mean, I guess it depends on what you're phobic about, I guess, but, uh, like, I don't care if you're a clown phobic or whatever the fuck. Fuck clowns. Stupid. Clouds are stupid as fuck. I mean, I don't, I'm not even, I don't, I'm not even afraid of clowns, but I just think they're fucking, they're clouds. I think every, I think every clown should have to, I think every clown should have to pay a lot

of money to be allowed to live. Yeah. Like, if you choose to be a clown, you're going to pay a really huge tax. I like it. Like a huge tax to be able to live. Yeah. People come to kill you. Is that the most,

the gayest food though, I think? Popsicle, absolutely. Dude, I one time, I one time had a moment where my brother called me out, like kind of like an Ayo moment where I'm just laying in my bed eating a big stick, right?

So I'm laying down on my bed just going to town on a big stick. And it just looks like someone's dunking their penis in my face while I'm slay. on my bed and he's just like and he's just laughing at me and I'm like well fuck how else do you eat ice like you could be you could be like with your homies and just bite the thing just like oh I'm just gonna bite this shit

like I've seen people bite ice cream cones like you know instead of licking the shit out of it they'll just take a bite at me and I'm like just how homophobic are you dude just lick that shit I would rather I would absolutely rather be perceived as gay than bite in ice cream go I would fucking insane

I wouldn't but that's just me That's fucking crazy If I'm lying down eating a fucking ice cream cone And there's fucking ice cream coming out my nose and shit Like someone busted it in my mouth so much it came out of my nose Has that happened to you? You don't have what? I would never know no but like I would never let that happen to me

That would more likely happen if you bit into it If I bite into it Come out of your fucking no You look like you've been through the ringer That's like you would have to like Yeah, take a bite and then sneeze. Because like, you don't lick enough. You don't lick enough ice cream for that to happen.

You're orchestrating your own failure on this front by doing what you're doing. So I'm going to have you bite ice cream and I'm going to throw pepper in your face and then you're just going to fucking just sneeze ice cream all over you. That's crazy. Shove ice cream in somebody's face, pepper spray him and kick him down a flight of stairs. That's how I go. You ever seen a video where like, you guys, have you guys heard of Ninja go? No. I'm not fucking having this conversation. There's this little, this video of this little baby

like throwing up out of his nose and the vomit comes out of his nose. He was like Mr. Miyagi, and they start playing a ninja go opening. It's really funny. That's so dumb. It's stupid. Come and me, turn me gay. Kind of very racist.

All right. Of course. But he's a cute little baby. So it's like, ah, it's not a, it doesn't mean to be that way. Yeah. Come and me, turn me gay and fuck me deep, sucking dick and banging head, blah, blah, blah, blah. your names are too long. At a certain point, your names are too long.

They wrote in, he says, on the set of the Clint Eastwood film, any which way you can, the orangutan star, the orangutan co-star was caught stealing a donut and the trainer took the ape out back and beat it. It later died of its injuries. My question is this.

If you could take any non-human character from a movie and beat it to death, who would it be? What a segue. Yeah. I love that. What the hell were you beating the orangutane with for it to even like sustain injuries that badly? Yeah, dude.

Like orangutan could slap your head backwards. Like you could just like break your neck by slapping you. Literally we have separate muscle segments. They have one muscle. That's why they're so fucking strong. Like there's this one muscle of strength throughout the arm. They don't have to work out pieces of their arm. And if they hit you, they kill you.

So he went out there I don't know I'm fucking fucking Mionier and beat that monkey that it just has a

fucking hammer It just The idea The idea of just some fucking savage Running out into the back of some film set With Mjolmere itself

And beating an orangutan to death Is crazy It's unletrified You see him pick it up And you see the current moving through And you're like yo that poor his hair

his hair stands up his hair is standing up from the static I have so many questions like wait he's worthy enough

to he's not worthy he's not worthy of a fucking orangutan he's worthy because he's about to beat it the net got that that's him

or he's worthy that that orangutan is either the most evil thing you could possibly imagine

or he is so strong that he circumvents the will of Mjolnir, which all of it is scary. All of that is scary. There's no good scenario. I believe the latter because, I mean, to even want, I don't know, man, that's crazy. Hey, I'll give him that dude as flowers. That's fine. That was, that's fine.

You know who I would beat the death if I would? And I have to hear them being beat. I have to hear it. I have to be there and hear them begging for help. donkey from Shrek. I would love to hear donkey from Strek getting beat to death and him begging for his life.

Eddie Murphy to be beat Eddie Murphy to be beat. As donkey though. As dog. So he just puts on a donkey costume and then you beat the shit out of them. I won't do it again. You cut,

you know, you do, it's like Star Wars where you like, you cut a donkey open, you shove any Murphy inside it. And then you sew it up. And then you beat that. And then just hang it from like a rope

and to just watch kids hit it with a bat until it, until it, until it, you had it on muffled Eddie Murphy screaming from inside a dead donkey? Eh, eh, I'm dying. I'm dying. This hurts.

Oh, man. Who the hell will be in here? This is how to be in his donkey. Hey. Who will be in here? That's great. That's great. Who the hell will be in here?

I would laugh my ass off. Wait, hold on. I'd go there and I'd shoot it a few times. Yeah. Is it racist for me to do an impression of Eddie Murphy? Is that a racist thing? Yeah, yeah, it is. No, I don't think so.

Because you're doing his voice, like, would it be racist to do Joe Pesci's voice? No. So what? So what's the problem? I'm Eddie Murphy. I'm going to kill myself. See, look, you know what's, it's more racist to say that's racist because you're just implying that, like, oh, that's just how black people talk. But that is absolutely not true.

Most black people on earth do not speak in a black American accent. So the idea of thinking that, oh, I'm doing this voice is very small-minded. It's not, it has no business in this fucking world. Because that's just like, Derek, Derek, I just talked about putting one of the most beloved comedians of all time inside of a donkey's body. Yep. And beating it to death. And beating them to death. Do you think anything is too low for me on the total pole?

Anything is like, ah, I can't get to go to far. I can't go have a... You shouldn't be doing that, man. That's uncalled for. That's not funny. But yeah, but Muleer with the donkey. You got to make sure... You asked the guy...

You asked an animal handler to... Hey, could you take care of this animal? Sure, buddy. Wait, first, what did he do? What did he do? Because that's the... The monkey literally picked up a donut and he was grabbed it by the fucking gruff of its neck

and just dragged it outside, threw it against a trash can and said, and a whoop it on it. So what if... Murphy do? What a donkey do to deserve his service? I don't know. He probably asked me like one too many questions. Yeah. He asked you. Yeah. He asked you

if you can, he asked you if you could, uh, wait, what, what do you got? What do you got? There's like the idea of him this happening to him because he double parked or something. Yeah. Something like something really mundane. Did you double park donkey? My wife flew me. Can you imagine? Like, can you imagine approaching a, like can you imagine you're driving your car and you You approach like, you approach like a roll.

You, you like, you do a rolling stop at a stop sign. Yeah. Something that simple. And then like your door opens. You're immediately hit. You see stars. You wake up in a donkey. Like long.

I was like, in a donkey. You wake up in, well, in something because you don't know what you're in. No, you know. Based on the way you feel, you have like two moments to feel on. This is a fucking donkey. Yeah. You can feel. it's it's it's hollowed out too so you could like you could theoretically like fit your you could fit

your legs and hands into the the legs and legs and arms yeah yeah you wake up in the like yeah you can wear it like a suit sort of oh man you're like you're like you move a little bit you're like there's definitely a donkey I'm gonna donkey definitely a donkey and you get I guess you could peer out of the mouth like of the of the donkey like that's where you can like see Yeah, yeah, exactly, like the turtles. And you just see this motherfucker walking up charging a building. Exactly. The lightning fucking spouting off of it.

You're like, oh no. Oh, fuck. Dude, all I did was come to a rolling stop, dude. It was just a rolling stop, dude. Where's my car at? Wait, I wasn't even close to home. Where's my car at? Where'd you leave my car?

This is, this one's a good question. Chris making a disabled Mongo Baby, strapping lead bricks and styrofoam on it, and expecting it to be good at combat, wrote in. I don't even remember what the hell this is. I don't know if that's a reference to something we talked about or not, but like, I don't know either. Like, at this point, like, I really can't remember. But he wrote, hey, Himmy Burner and his, oh, Himmy Burner and his fairly black friends. Whoa. Ferely odd parents, I get it.

Oh, okay. He wrote in, he says, what is the most disrespectful album to gay cover? and what is the most gay song to straight cover. It's kind of an interesting idea. Yeah. The idea of taking like a really gay song and making it straight. I thought about that. That would be pretty funny.

I don't know how, like, I don't know what. If you make Kill the Queen a straight song, I'd be so disrespectful. Maybe. Well, there is a song by, I think it's the, I can't remember if they're called the Out There Brothers. And the song, the chorus is literally, I want to fuck you in the, ass. I want to fuck you in the ass. It's a real song.

So that's literally the gayest song. So what would you just do? I want to have sex in your pussy. Yeah, I don't know. Probably a village people song, like a YMCA. You guys need to hear that song, though, if you have a person song. I've heard it. I've heard it for sure.

I feel like you showed it to me. Probably. What is the most straight American album? So the most disrespectful So you're on to something Because when I did that cover of the Oliver Anthony The Richmond Whatever

The handful of comments I got Because it kind of got picked up in the algorithm on TikTok And there was just a handful of comments of people Man this is so fucked up Like they were so offended I was just laughing I was liking all their comments Yeah

It wasn't the most of them but there was like, there was a handful of comments. I at least saw like five of people like, oh, this is uncalled for, like, because there's, because I think it's like, uncalled for. I love that.

These people that are so, I don't know, man, I think when they just have their, their, their, their ego is like wrapped up into like this shit that they get so mad that you would dare make fun of it or something.

And, uh, I just had a similar experience with that with, uh, I posted, the faked the shittiest Photoshop job of like oh here's Jeffrey here's Donald Trump basically kissing Jeffrey Epstein on the on the cheek or whatever it's like originally Trump in the back of like a limo with Ivanka his daughter

and he's like and then somebody just placed Jeffrey Epstein's head over Ivanka where it's not her hair's not even shopped out and it's so shittily done I just put as a caption and this is a real photo from the unsealed documents, right? And pretty much 98% of people are on the joke. But then, like, there's like 10 people that are like, that's clearly fake. Like, oh, why would you do this? I'm like, what to?

Why would you do this? And I'm like, why are you? Why do you, how is, it's so shittily done that I'm like, surely this isn't going to happen, right? Like, I'm thinking, surely there's not going to be a handful of people that, but it didn't fail. That's why, that was my, that was my exact experience with that AI grandmother in the, in the resin table. Oh, right, right. Except, like, at, like, a magnitude that I did not anticipate even slightly.

It, really. She has no legs. That's ridiculous. They thought, like, they just, they thought they cut this woman's legs off and put her in it. Like, so many millions of people believed. Vivisected their grandmother and put them in a fucking coffee day. It was crazy. It really makes me sad.

Like sometimes I'm like this like if I saw like one or two comments, I think, oh, it's funny. Like what an idiot. But then when I see like more more people believe some obviously fake bullshit, I'm like, damn, it makes my, you know what my mind it goes to? It immediately goes to, damn, these people vote. I was like, damn, these motherfuckers vote, dude. Like this is.

It is upsetting. I get like to that point. like, damn, these motherfuckers are going to vote. But anyway, so, I was bringing up that all of that. I think some type of country thing, they're probably something that is supposed to be so manly and, like, country strong or some type of rock song or something that's supposed to be, like, tough would be the best thing to just gayify. Maybe, like, one of those country songs about 9-11.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like, um. Have you forgotten? Yeah. How it felt that they. that that fucking bullshit to see your homeland

under fire dude absolutely there's a there's a way to yeah that song's so shit we gotta we have to figure out how to do that like I would love to

I would love to make a gay version of like a 9-11 country song that would be so fun that would be great I think that's the best one to do it to there's that one and then proud of being American yeah or at least I know

I'm gay And then there's shit There's a song that came out last year That maybe you guys heard of it Maybe didn't actually hear it But you at least know of it where This guy says something like Don't try this in a small town

And it's essentially an anti-Black Lives Matter song Because it's just like Oh you don't you dare do any of this stuff Like you know don't riot don't protest don't do anything If you try this in a small town you get killed essentially. And it's such a shit song. But yeah, I think doing a country run would be really fun.

Yeah. Alternatively, I think the gayest song to do a straight version of would probably, like, I think all of our earlier suggestions were good too. But maybe one of the, maybe Lil Nas X has something. Oh, because he's profoundly gay. That's right.

That's one of the gayest people I've ever seen. That devil song. What was that one? I covered it. Oh, fuck, I don't know. Yeah, I don't remember. call me by your name. Call me by your name.

Is that what it's called? Why does sound wrong? I don't know. It does sound wrong. You're probably right, though. It's been like three years, though. Call me when you want. Call me when you need.

Yeah. Yeah. I am so straight. I'm not gay. Just no fucking straight at all. Yeah. All right. All right.

One last thing. We don't have to really get that into it. We meant to get into it, but we forgot. and Gwyneth Paltrow's unburnt vaginal candle wrote in. He says, hey guys, quick one, but did you guys see that some kid beat Tetris? I did. That's crazy. Like, I didn't even realize that that was a thing that hadn't been done until, until, like, yesterday.

No, I didn't. I, it actually kind of, that kind of, it's kind of breaking my brain a little bit. It's kind of impossible to imagine. Because I, like, how, how the fuck? It's like Pac-Man where I remember being a kid, I played so many levels that I quit before I, that before I won. Because I'm like, when does I just assume this, oh, this shit doesn't end. And so that's what I assume with Tetris. Yeah, I guess that's what every, I guess that's what literally every single person ever thought about Tetris as well.

Yeah. They were just like, oh, yeah, you can't beat this. And then everybody just unanimously gave up. And then this one kid just decides to do it. Right. That's insane. It just, but it's like, it just happened? Yeah.

The amount of, the amount of, look, I watch a lot of, so I don't really watch a lot of, when people are trying to, like, games done quick. I don't watch a lot of stuff happening real time. I usually watch documentaries or people making videos of, here's, like, some of the fact you know like an overview of shit and I watched a god of war one and I've watched some of these people the shit that they go through

that they do in the amount of time that they invest in to beat some of this shit as quickly as possible like just um and I'm shocked that there's completionist that I feel like well clearly somebody would have beaten this a long time ago that just it sounds it just sounds insane to me

that just happened? Like, are you fucking with me? What are you doing, Kinks? I'm thinking. He's fighting sleep. Yeah, he is. I'm going to zoom in on him in this part of the podcast, where he's clearly fighting the urge to sleep.

I thought you were jerking off, but, like, you weren't being fancy about it. Just jerking off real fucking silently. Yeah, yeah, just like, like really small strokes. Really tiny, really, like you don't want to wait the person next to him. Micro Yanks? micro yikes I like that

you got like a bunch of little dolls hands you put it all over the head and you move them all a little bit are you practicing is he is he practicing um micro ys uh for are you practicing

for uh for uh for uh Keith David is that was that yeah you just like you're just kind of like getting you like I got to do micro strokes so he doesn't notice I gotta do I gotta do my crows

so Keith Davis doesn't notice I'm gonna come at the screen on him you know what you should do though you should get like some type of So you kind of you start edging And then you get get They have these Penis vibrating things like where you insert your penis It's like a pocket pussy or whatever

But like a taco or something And you enter your penis into it No And it vibrates the It vibrates here Well it's just like a it's a sex toy right But it's a vibrator for men It vibrates your

So the most nerve endings are on the bottom of your shaft Or the opposite side of your penis head so that's where you get one of those you turn it on in the last like five minutes or whatever you'll be good to go right as we're reading the names while Keith David's on you slip that on

you turn it on we are by the way maybe like we are one degree we are one degree removed from Keith David at this point on multiple vectors it's very bizarre like we work with we know people

who work with him who have worked with him It's fucking bizarre But So this is getting more and more likely We're willing We're willing this into existence 100% But we have to end the show

If he is true If he did podcast He could probably meet him Because I know like I'm good friends Not good I'm pretty good friends With the friend The person that he's working for

On the show And I can just ask to meet him One day I'm like hey Would you mind if I like Talk to Keith And she's like yeah Go ahead

you're talking about Viv? Yeah, Viv. She was like, yeah, go ahead. I'm like, I mean, I've talked to her in a while. I know she works around us, but do it. She lives right next to you, literally. What? No, no, no, no, no, not anymore.

She used to live by you. She lives over by, um, well, let's not whatever. People, let's relax. Let's relax. Yeah, what are you doing. Over by the what you call it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that, yeah, that, yeah. Perfect. The whatcha jigger. She lives on 316 fucking Heil Hitler-Hil-Hickler-Lay. He went from spoiling, he went from spoiling Baldersgate in the first five minutes of the podcast to spoiling somebody's entire life by doxing them. Doxing them.

Dude, if you're still playing Balders Gate, bro, if you haven't finished Balders Gate yet, it's your fault. I don't care. No, that's not what happened. You spoiled, like, the new thing that had come out, like, hours after the patch five. You were talking about patch five. That was funny as fuck. Oh my God, bro.

Patch five. That was funny. It's really nice. Everyone should do that. No, but it's cool. I did. I did. I went through all my, my, my, my play-thrus.

and experience the like three different of the patch five. So that was really nice. That was cool. I eventually did do that. Because your characters go through so much bullshit in that series. Like everyone goes to such an exuberant amount of bullshit. It's good for them to be like, here's a bit of a happy ending.

The cool thing about it, it's closure that people weren't even demanding, unlike, say, Mass Effect 3. When that happened, everyone was like, what the fuck? Like, I did all that shit for three games, and then it just like ends. and there's no wrap-up. All the things that I've done.

And then there was a patch that was like a few gigs for free. And then they gave you some clothes. And I'm like, oh, it's funny that you didn't think about that before. Like, they weren't even planning on doing it. And then Larian's like, hey, let's give them a fucking cherry on top that people were already satisfied with the game. I was like, fine. I was like, it's fine, you know. I know what's happening.

I know how things have ended at least. but now it's like, oh, cool, I get to actually, you know, like, it was, what a, what a fucking wonderful, what a wonderful, uh, what a wonderful studio. I gotta say. It gives you hope for more to. It's like, oh, did we? There's something that can happen. Did you read the question or am I just tripping? I don't even remember what happened.

Oh, we were just talking about, like, they wrote it about the kid, the kid who beat Tetris. Oh, right. That was it. That was it. Okay. Yeah, that's it. And then we got the tracking by Sweeney Mastiff. So I guess beating Tetris is getting max score, right?

Well, it's, yeah, I think the idea is to get max score. But like he, so to clarify, there are versions of Tetris that you can beat very easily. Tetris effect is one of those, like, you know, they're variants of Tetris that you can beat. Oh, by breaking it. How do you break it? He says 13-0-Gamer becomes the first to beat a beautiful text by breaking it. Yeah. Yeah, so the 1989's Tetris, like the original Tetris for the game.

Game Boy and various arcade cabinets and probably S NES or NES, whatever. That is the original version that has never been beaten before, apparently, because there are issues with it. Like, it gets to a point where, like, the score gets so high that the game shuts down because the code can't reconcile it. And no one's, no one's ever gotten that high. Oh, so he maxed out all nines. Yeah. Yeah, he maxed out all nines and kept going and kept going and kept going and kept going. and then the game just died. Which is crazy.

It's crazy to me that that's never happened in 39 years. That's fucking ridiculous. That's the thing that I'm like, what? It took this long? And then when you look at the kid too, it's funny, I'm like, of course he looks like that. Stop, bro. Some thick, incredibly thick glasses. Like, he's just, the motherfucker just, you know.

34 years. Sorry. That dude, okay. Like it's, he has a diaper on, you know, so he didn't have to get up. I saw some, I saw some, I saw some, like, news reporter. I saw some, I saw some video of, like, some news reporter talking about it. And, like, well, they're like, some kid beat Tetris or whatever. And he's like, that's not a, that's not a goal guy outside.

And it's like, you know, you're shitting on this fucking 13 year old boy. Yeah. Like, like, on the fucking news. You're such an asshole. Like, go outside. I'm like, but he's a kid. He's supposed to play. Isn't he supposed to play video games?

He's also done something. He's also done. something that's like hasn't ever been done that's kind of crazy right even if it is like a like a fucking video game that's nuts people had 34 years to beat this and no one did until this kid that's cool it definitely it actually that's what i was like wow that seems like something that i mean because there's even like say oh the the people that have i've beaten all the souls board games without getting hit there's like multiple people that have done that and that to me is like Like, I would never even, I would never even waste my time trying to attempt beating even a portion of the game like that.

Probably like, yeah. Like, what the fuck? Exactly. Yeah, same. Like, no way I'm spending my time doing that. That's insane. Yeah. I have a hard time justifying a platinum.

Yeah. It's difficult for me to even justify platinum in a game, let alone doing this fucking unreasonably, like, this thing that no one's asking you to do. Right. You're right. It's not even required. I don't think I've ever. I don't know if I've actually platinum the game. Really?

I don't have, I would have to check. Because I probably, I've probably gotten close, but I just don't have memory. I'm like, yeah, me actually, what I'm saying is I've never gone out of my way. Maybe on Xbox 360, maybe I'm like, all right, I want to let me get all the achievements. Maybe I think I used to do that.

I definitely, that was a long time ago. I tried that for a little bit, But, like, I tried 100% games that I, that mean a lot to me. Uh-huh. If I can. Like, so that's why it's like, you know, Ape Escape and Spider-Man 1 and two don't necessarily mean a lot to me, but they're like Spider-Man games. And so there's like an, there's like a weird sense of obligation there.

Yeah. I know I... They're still very easy to platinum low games. They're also very, yeah, they're also like, they're basically begging for you to do it. It's like, it's so easy. But the, uh, there's, on Xbox, I think the only games I've platinum. There's no platinum, but like, Hunter. got all the achievements in his

right I think Halo 3 and ODST those are the only games that I've ever that I've ever tried but I think I might I don't know I kind of want to try gears of war I think that's doable I think that'd be cool unless there's like multiplayer trophies in which case I'm

Oh yeah yeah yeah which actually might be a problem I hate that yeah I'm thinking of most like most definitely has some because three is like was way more multiplayer oriented than two I know two I know two had that ridiculous hoard mode achievement for killing like 53,000. There was like some, what the hell was it?

Do you remember what I'm talking about? Just something here. Whatever it is, it's like, I ain't doing that. That's too many. I'm going to have to kill tens of thousands of people like, nah, dude. That's like, it's like fucking a couple of years worth of shit or something. I'm like, nah, I'm not going to play that much. Yeah, it's, it might not have been 53.

I'm trying to remember what the hell. Yeah. Even if it was like 10,000. and I'm still like, do you know how many fucking how many times I have to do that? Because you probably only kill like a few hundred like, how many times I have to do that? Like I just like I can't. It's, I don't, it's whatever. Yeah, whatever.

But like, let me, let me, let me. Let me an example. I've, I've put in, how many hours I've put in a Balders Gate. I've, I have, I have a hundred. I thought I had, oh, so I have 160 hours in Ballers Gate three. and I only have 34 achievements out of 54 So I'm still missing 20 But I have 100

So I'm like Fuck now it's still a point where you have to just go out of your way To do specific stuff Like oh I have to do this character And I have to do this And I'm like ah I'm like I don't I have to I have to

I basically have to play with every class I have to do I'm just like I'm not going to do all that shit I found it So it's called seriously two point It's an achievement in Gears of War 2. The first one was seriously, which was in Gears War I, where you had to kill 10,000 people in competitive multiplayer. Oh, wow.

Which is probably, I don't know, back then it's probably easy. You can get there eventually, but. Yeah, Guiz war two. I ain't playing that much, though. Gears War 2.0 was seriously 2.0, where it was 10,000 enemies in horde. Or any mode, I guess. So I guess it's, I guess. Oh, so is that collectively?

Yeah. Overall. I remember it being more. If it's, yeah, because that close. I can get that. I wonder how close I am to that. I want to check. But yeah, let's

move on. Let's get, let's get on out of here. Oh, what the hell? I didn't know you could do that. I just look at some of the achievement. I can pet the owl bear cub and the dog at the same time. Oh, in a ball's gate three. Just reading the fucking achievements,

it's actually kind of like, wait, what the fuck? You can do some of the things that you can do? The achievements are, I don't know, like I'm kind of, I'm trying to. get into achievement hunting again. Just because I feel like it is kind of, there are a lot of games that I, like, I want to,

you ever sitting with like, I want to play a game, but like I don't want, I'm, nothing's coming to mind. Yeah. We're like, oh, I don't necessarily know what game I want to play.

I just kind of want to play it. Having like a list of things to platinum is kind of nice. Because it's just like, oh, I get to just kind of turn my brain off. I listen to a, listen to a podcast, listen to music and just sort of try to bump out a bunch of trophies.

It's, it's a pretty good zen. I'm doing that with Spire, the first Spy of the Dragon right now, which has been like really nice and chill. But anyway, I'm going to read the names now. Thanks for listening to the first episode of the Star Tank podcast for 2024. Four.

See you soon. Yeah. I'm going to be writing 23 on so many fucking documents for the next few months. You okay? Yo. Ew. Did you say it? I don't like that.

Yeah, I said it. He said it, dude. I almost made it, dude. Dude, you know what's hilarious? I didn't even, I didn't even register that you said it. I halfway said. I was like, oh, I was like, no, he did it. I was so close.

Oh, my God, man. I just, I just want to not be able to say it. I know I can. You can't do it. I can. Let me dispel you. I can. Let me dispel you.

Let me disabuse you of the notion that this is something within your capability. It is not. It is. I can do it. All right. I'm going to read the names now. Hey, wait, hold on one second. Before you read their names, so there's one of the first achievements you get. I just want to point this out.

And it says take control of the Nautiloid and escape the hells. So 90%, 90.5 people did this. And I'm like, does that mean that like the other like 10% essentially or just 9%? never got to that point they didn't beat the game oh no sorry the first see

because that's the isn't that the first sequence yeah but they didn't get through it yeah so they just they just fucked off yeah that's crazy they try to they were like I don't like this game

when they stop yeah literally that's what it is it's literally just people like being like oh it's turn based and then they they shut it off that's literally the only explanation

yeah yeah it's the only explanation for that okay yeah some of those some of those percentage lists are interesting because it's like this is something

that you learn over time is that most people don't finish their games yeah that's true I guess they just don't I gotta get through a fucking story man

like I've abandoned some games but usually because of problems I can never beat the shadow of war the Lord of Rings because it keeps crashing I just can't beat it and I was like fuck this I'm not dealing with this

that's a game that's an example of a game that I didn't finish it and not even necessarily for problems I just like there are some games that you get to a point where you're just like, I think I'm satiated.

Like I'm not, especially if you're not into the story really or you don't care that much about the story. Right. If you're into the story, I don't understand why you would stop playing or not finish a game. But if you're just there for gameplay and the story is not really delivering for you and you've kind of got all you want out of it, I've definitely put games down like that where I'm just like,

yeah, like Tony Hawks Pro Skater is a great example. Like, there's no way I finish Tony Hawksport Skater because I just like skating around. I don't even care about progressing in that game. you know at all definitely be the first one 100% I'm not sure about all the other ones maybe three and then I beat

Tony Hawk Underground yeah I think I and I 100% of 2 as well yeah yeah I don't know I'm trying to 100% more stuff now but I like I yeah why not I don't know 100% of video games is important to me for games I love that's it

yeah that's kind of where I'm at suck my balls I don't care that's what I'm saying it's like man I do want to I do want 100 I would love to 100% Gairs of War too I just don't know how feasible that would be because that is my favorite one and I love, I don't know.

We talk about it constantly, but anyway, read the names, count me down. Bitch. Three, two, one.

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through your anus versus your digestive system is not even equivalent to the time that you would lose pulling down your pants and getting yourself prepared for that. That is very true. like it's such a way you pretty much get the benefit before it leaves your esophagus because like you hear the gulp and then they immediately go

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from a crispy cream donut like a veteran hearing fireworks I don't know what this is a reference to I don't know if I get the joke Chris McQueen Like a glazed Is the idea that it's glazed Oh I don't know either

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Mariachi music with foghorns. That's fucking ridiculous. That's definitely, by the way, this radio thing, you got to send me those, that list of songs. Oh,

right. You guys. Yeah. I forgot about it. Yeah. Until this. You got to send me that list of songs. Give me 10 songs of yours

that you want on our radio station. I'm down. And I'll figure it out, just literally. Because that's a great idea, Negro on the Spick. That's great. How gay am I by Seaman M?

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It's like his name. Yeah, exactly. It's like Eminem's like oh, that's kind of cute. I get it. I get it. Seamimim. Oh, I get it.

You were meant to copy the line in brackets. Oh well, onto the next love Cimanemim. Obama. Lord of Drone Strikes. Fuck it. Carry on with the British. slander shit sucks here

carry on carry on carry on yes sir listening to Sweeney makes me consider racism Chris for the playing

Chris uh whoa Jesus Christ you're right there it's all over sorry baller of the first sin you don't do you don't have

wait what is this you don't have to be afraid anymore Sweeney please come to Sweden. I'm the biggest boy in my village and I can protect you from the dire moose and the what the fuck? I can't even pronounce this. The fact that there are dire moose

over there is terrifying. You've been to moose before? You know what? A dire moose sounds like a nightmare. The concept of dire moose is I don't know how to pronounce this. I put this in the chat. I was just thinking the same thing. That's a house. I put something in the chat.

This is what is at the end of that. I have no idea how to pronounce that at all. that is beyond me I will protect you from the dire moose and the Neger-Yager Is that what that said? Oh my fucking God

Jelly old dip shit screaming while I piss so hard The steam The stream turns into a fine mist That's crazy The PSI required for that is fucking outrageous He's overpissing Yeah he's overclocked

Becoming homeless to support Support the homies. Hell yeah, dude. Welcome aboard. Sweeney with the in in in in iny-weeney-Pee. Elmo found dead in New York City apartment. I present to you the old gods of snark tank featuring Jonathan Young as Alan Cake.

This is Harold of Gainess. Nice. Disrespectful, but okay. A. yo, Mr. White. Get a glass. I want to see it, bitch. Chris making a disabled Mongo baby strapping lead bricks and styrofoam on it and expecting it to be good at combat.

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She might be... she's like a stallion at best Megan Megan A stallion How about that A stallion She's got quite a thing behind her man I don't know man

I guess Yeah she does have like that I'm disillusioned by a lot of that stuff Because I don't know how much of that shit is fake anymore For her I think it's real That's no one I think it's real It seems real It's not too much

I saw a video of some girl With a butt implant on Twitter Flipping it Like dude I said a video on Instagram A long time ago I sent you that video Oh yeah

You were like, why did you send me this? You're like, why would she send me this? Because it was like flat, right? It was like an implant. And then she flipped it back to the round side. Yeah, she flipped the implant like under her skin. And I'm just like, bro, how does that not hurt, first of all? Most girls, that's what people used to do.

People should get them things. Now people just get, what do you call it BB out? Well, yeah, they put them somewhere else to put it in their ass. Yeah, usually their stomach fat and their hips and they put it in their ass. I just don't get it. It's disgusting. It only looks good if you're wearing like yoga pants or something. Like, I could never like, I, because their thigh to hip ratio is all fucked up.

So you're like, you look at their like legs. You're like, yeah. I feel like I would ask like that. Doesn't look right. I feel like I would have to be horribly disfigured for me to consider doing anything that invasive to improve my looks. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like I don't.

I don't know. These people are like severely fucked up. Your value isn't all based off most of your looks, you know. Unfortunately. That's crazy. But yeah. Unfortunately, most of them, that's, that's, it's not the same for men. It's not the same for men.

I think I don't think it's this I don't think it's the same for I honestly like honestly I think the experience between short men and tall men are completely fucking different experiences I agree but uh god bless I agree but at the same time women's whole thing no matter of your short tall fat skinny it's about appearances Megan's natural Megan is natural so that's good you make too much money on it that's fine the uh been blowing Blowing lots of guys living in a gay man's paradise Taking donnings of every size Living in a gay man's paradise Transfam gremlin Exposing people with lactose intolerance

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Definitely it's better It's more effort Very cool Motor What? Let's say you're fucking Right You're fucking a woman right

Fuckin a woman right Yeah Okay. You're giving it, you're giving it her, she's giving her an old pepperoni, you know? Okay. And then she turns into a cat. Okay. What are we doing?

What do we do? Is that it? Was it wrong for you to have been fucking it while she was a woman? No. This is like the reverse of that angel woman shit. Yeah, it's literally that. It's literally that. It's argument again.

Yeah, it's wrong if you continue, for sure. if she turns back into a woman Can you fuck her again? No, because she's a cat I don't want to fuck a cat dude I don't, as long as she's not a cat I'm fucking her, I think I'm kind of fine My whole thing is like she probably still has cat

You know, tendencies Even as a cat I don't like cats She'll be like She'll be like gulking herself and shit like I hate fucking cats You know you do the string and she's like Attacking it and stuff

I'd be like I don't want this I hate everything. I'm so fucking upset. I fucking hate this. I'm gonna kill myself today. Yeah. Fucking natural. I'm gonna saw my own asshole out.

Why are you looking at so many? Why are you looking at making the stallions ass? I'm trying to, I was trying to be 100% thorough that. But yeah, that's complete, that is a complete natural ass. So good for her.

It's impressive. Good of her. Well, not really. She's a black woman. She's a tall black girl from Texas. That's not really that. Yeah, it's very. It's not very...

It's still a nice ass she has on her, but it's not like... It's refreshing. That comes with your ID over there. Motorboating and open colon is the most heinous thing I've ever fucking heard, which is saying something because I was... Did you say that? Didn't you say that? What was the context of that? I don't fucking...

I have no idea what the context of. I know I said that because that, that is the... Only those words in that order would be... would be something that I would say. Open colon. Motor boating and open colon. I wish I could remember what the fuck. We must have been talking about eating ass or something.

I don't know, dude. I really, I, since, all right, you know what? I'm going to check the comments on this episode. If anybody can pinpoint, like in the comments of this episode on Patreon or on YouTube as well when it comes out, what this is from? Because I remember coming up with this and laughing in my mind about it, but I don't remember what the comments. context was at all and I would love to I would love the context back. It's so funny because like I feel like the audience has a better grasp on this than we do. Oh, 100%.

Because when we record, we get it kind of, it's out of order. You know what I mean? Sometimes we record like while an episode that we recorded two episodes ago goes live. So it's like, it's weird. I don't know. Whatever. What is this? Craig the Canadian, you aren't even circumcised machine.

It's your boy. Shawnee D and wondering why there isn't a gay Christmas album. Maybe next year. That'll be something. We'll figure that out this year. This year is going to be a ramp up on a lot of stuff for a multitude of reasons. Daily Wire presents Matt Walsh's What Is It Black? Ben and Jerry's Funky Monkey. Get Kid Dicarious on the show and bully him for being bridged the entire episode.

I cannot imagine Kidacris on this program. I'd be insane. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like I would be almost too embarrassed to have him on. Like of these guys, specifically Sweeney. Like, I don't know if I want to, I just don't want him to interact with him at all. Why? Because you're just, I don't know, man.

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and the j I want to do that so bad 3XO and the Japanese skin professor whose suitcase of yakuza hides was stolen in Chicago super stroking uh slurping stroke and smoking emotocons going like this

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We'll figure it out. That is so fucking gross. Spank. Yeah, okay. Wage Slate 583, a sad gay from Michigan. A sad guy from Michigan. I've seen gay everywhere. Down, bad.

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he just yeah my my my BP get biggie for them niggies you know and he just goes off like oh yeah that and that's his bar he just comes out as gay my pee pee pee get big no no no no he just says biggie for the niggies the female niggies too

I guess that's something gay about it no damn thing about it I guess I mean it's just You want to be philosophical about it, but I think just a literal translation is he really like some niggas, you know? He likes some black dudes. Fair play. Fair play to Kendra.

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This is too less. There's just too less. And not to mention the fact that, like, those buildings specifically are the least important to him because, like, they're so high up that he can't really chain from anywhere. That's very true. So, like, it's, it's just like, they're just, they've just been replaced with more useful buildings for Spider-Bet. Like, it's crazy. He's all pissed.

Like, you guys did the wrong buildings. Oh, oh, sorry. Well, we're dead. So we get. Sorry. I mean, fucking Uncle Ben has drug addicts and they got mad. They're boiling alive in jet fuel as they're having this conversation. That was great.

Their skin's melting off their bones in the cockpit of a fucking. Yeah, yeah. Iradiated fucking, fucking. Yeah. They're having this conversation Like we hit the wrong building It's like it's too late now dude It's too

Oh sorry about that The building What fuck was to do now Already in the fucking building It's really collapsing with us His eye His fucking eye is melting And he just goes like

Oh sorry Let me back up Let me turn around The plate Let me put the plate in reverse Oh man That's good breaks All right

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Alaskan oil field trash, Texas Tater Salad, going down on a girl just to then throw up in her. That is something else. That's fucking vile. That is something else, man. That's a deal breaker. That is something else, man. That's a deal breaker if I've ever heard one.

If you throw up on my dick, it's over. You hold her pussy open and vomiting it, dog. I disagree. You disagree with that? So the only reason I disagree is because... Has it happened? It hasn't happened, but me and my homies in high school, we were making sex moves. My friend made the Ed tornado, where you piss on a girl's toe and you lick it off like a tornado.

and then so mine was called the pilot punch and so what you do is fucking wild chick's sucking you off you take her off you hit her in the stomach as hard as you can

and she throws up on your dick and then you make her continue sucking your dick keep reading the names Sue Hulk tickle my ass hairs Nikki Ziggy the locust that fucked

the boltoc pistol throat hole where Maria's head used to be a roughly human-shaped of red flags Jackson Dup That is so fucking outrageous. Badly brave, duck, cunt, Goliath,

I've denied everything even by Cumb. Ethereum, Pagirian Hunter, flying bacon with my shirt off. Melfish won the Anger is kind of joined a view on the Deelik Plaza, and as always running out our list, King of Hapazard. Derek, you're fucking sick. Fuck you, dude. The fact you told me that, I'm going to remember that for the rest of my fucking life. I'm never going to forget that shit.

A year from now, I'm going to be like, God damn it, that dumb bastard. He told me that I can't forget it. any listeners want to participate in the pilot punch you got to pay me a little bit of that trademark you know just a little bit of royalty some of that pussy this way throw some of that pussy this way that's actually no one I'm bit but I mean that's the only kind of where they're not making money I just want them to give me some money though

would you fuck a homeless person no I mean that that sounds awful but like I have seen in LA one time I saw like a I don't fuck my fan And I was like, yo, that's a good point. That's actually a good. That's actually a very good point. I don't fuck my fans.

I have, yeah. I mean, I've, yeah, all my friends, my, I should start fucking my fans. Sorry, sorry, uh, wife. We're entering two 2024 is a new era. We don't fuck some homeless people now. Yeah, I'm, I'm going to pick back up to my boyfriend again. It really depends on how homeless. A little bit.

I'm going to start to my girlfriend again. If she's just a, if she's just a deadbeat, then that's, I don't know. Oh, yeah, that's a lot of. That's just a lot of. That's not ideal. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm for more cheating in relationships, man. Start cheating, man, guys. We're trying to be progressive in this bitch.

Like, all these archaic fucking monogamy. Like, this is fucking, this is some old school bullshit. You see a hot piece of slash, you fuck it, man. You got it, you got to, you got it, you got it, especially we see a hot homeless woman. Like, dude, when are you ever going to see that again? You invited her over for a shower. Homeless. homeless bitch

you fucking derelict bitch drink me and you fuck her fuck her a bunch give you old pilot punch you know what I'm saying

very dire because the reason why you don't see that is because they they don't live long yeah well no there's all these

rich perverts sweep them up exactly yeah or the homeless perverts kill them yeah that's really

that actually probably yeah so the fuck what nigga you see that there's some guy some guy fucking a homeless lady

and uh like he's just on the street it's some guy it's not even like a homeless guy it's just some guy fucking homeless lady oh it's and and it's some guy goes up to the phone goes and it's like hey yo what the fuck you're doing somebody goes like you know she got AIDS right he goes like for real for real and she goes I got AIDS I don't know if I've seen that dude it's I probably would remember that if I saw that it's I'll try and find it I thought you're already you're doing it mine's don't finish up you know I did see some people fucking in

New York. They were, you know, like the subway station, whatever. I don't know which. Oh, yeah, yeah. You guys would probably recognize it. You guys like, oh, that's over here. Yeah, so they were just... Longwood Avenue or whatever.

No, it's probably 125th, man. They were just going to town. I was like, oh, that's crazy. They're not even trying to have privacy. New Yorkers are Simeans, bro. I'm telling you, dude. We're fucking Simeons. There's no room for privacy,

so there's no illusion that that was ever possible. You know? That's a good point. It's a good point. Anyway, let's get the fuck out of here. Let's get the fuck out of here. Fuck you all. Happy New Year. Bye homeless.

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Yeah. Thank you. The economy is really bad though. I'm sorry for all your losses. I'm not at all. I don't feel bad for anybody. Yeah, Kingston's trying to build a castle.