The Snark Tank - #199: Katt Williams and J'unnels

Episode Date: January 15, 2024

We talk about Katt Williams saying a bunch of wild stuff and them infamous jewish tunnels

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Anyway, welcome to the Star Tank. Welcome to Star Tank podcast. It's me, Chris. It's him, Derek. It's him. It's him. Helios. Yeah, from the fucking surface of the sun.

That intro for the last episode was perfect, by the way. That was a... The power of the sun. This is good. Caught me off guard. Square in Sween's face. I was like, should I use the old intro? Should I?

I was like, no. I'm just going to put it. that thing and get right into the podcast. It was fun. It was good. It was good. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast, the show that I think we think sometimes has a purpose and has a roadmap or some kind of schedule or some kind of planning, but it really, it really doesn't.

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you have to be destitute, downtrodden, and without home, without shelter. Agreed. So, if anything, just makes you a real fan. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, what do you mean you guess?

I mean, do you know anybody who listens to our show that has, that lives anywhere? No, in fact, I don't. Exactly. And if they have some of them about, I take it from them. Every single person that we've ever met who's listened to the show has always,

they've always approached us in a cardboard box. They've always approached us in a cardboard box. Yeah, yeah. Like a turtle in its shell. You know. But I don't know, man. What do we got today? There's some quick things that I felt were worthy of getting into.

But we're going to focus on questions. We got a lot of questions over on Patreon. it's actually making me upset how many of there are. The question that's been up for six days, there's 177 questions. I'm going to have to start being really judicious with this. I'm going to have to start being a bit of a prejudiced asshole. And there's probably going to be questions here that are written fairly well that I'm not going to be able to use because there's simply too many.

I think we've got a shock. I think on both sides. I think on both sides. Because we keep doing this thing where we'll spend 15, 20 minutes on one question. Like, oh, shit. That is true. Because some of the questions are so good. They just lead to such good conversations.

It leads to, like, crazy shit. But also, these homeless people are, you know, they're giving us the last superior questions. Well, I would say. They're homeless. I don't care. I don't feel bad for people, but I don't have homes. I would say, you're right.

You're right. You're right, Derek. You're right, Derek. It's both of our faults. I would say it's a 90% 10% split of blame. 90% split of blame. 90% sure. All right. Well, let's just move into the stuff that is topical so we can get right into questions. Okay, for sure. I was told before the show that Cat Williams had a meltdown, but I feel like that's not accurate. It's not really a meltdown. I miss worded it. Cat Williams went on Shannon Sharp's podcast, Shannon Sharp, famous, the progener of what is called the modern tight end. People who don't know sports, he's literally a Hall of Famer.

He changed football pretty excessively by himself based on the way he played. He's the goat of tidings for sure. What do you mean? Originally in football, there was the only person that would really run down the field that would really zoom down the field were wide receivers back in the day. What happened is Shannon Sharp being a large, extraordinarily fast black man. He made it so tight ends are trained to be able to run pretty well as well. That's what I played when I was hit football. I was a tight end because I was not small enough to be a wide receiver,

but I was quick enough to be able to run at least. So he changed the way football was played genuinely. Like he's a, he's a hall of favor. He's a great. He had an advantage, though, because his nose is about as big as his entire face and he can take him so much oxygen more than anybody else that nobody could keep up with his pace and then he played in Denver for a while to where you know of the high altitude so no one was outpacing him with we just he was he would like breathe and you would take out all of the

air in the stadium and then just like that he would breathe and everybody have to put the domes on like a sponge bob or else he would take all the air from everybody dang dude that's that's crazy yeah I've never heard of, I never heard of this guy. I never heard of this guy before literally maybe, what, 30 seconds ago when you mentioned that. That's insane, but you don't want sports. It's not insane when it comes to him. Yeah, why would I, why would I, why would I totally believe it? I don't know.

I don't know. It's because I can't believe someone has lived their whole life in America and just don't know, don't know these things, but also granted I was around sports growing up. So I knew this. Chris, you've heard of, um, of, uh, of, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, what's, uh, no, Tom Brady, right? Yeah. Yeah. So see, I, see, I expect him to hear that name, not Shannon Sharp.

Like, because Shannon Sharp, obviously, if you, if you watch American football, you know who he is. Yeah. But outside of that, he's, he's also granted he is before our time of watching football, exactly. Maybe, for my time. Maybe Derek. No, I definitely. I wasn't, I wasn't watching Shannon Sharp.

I just knew of him because of the, is he, is he like the, is he like the three stooges of football where, like. Like only like 70 year olds really haven't experienced with them. He just retired like a decade ago or something. Like he's not that old. He's old for a football player. Yeah, he's been retired for a while now. But it's also.

So he's like 17. He's like 17. Maybe 22. Later is a 22 year old. Dude, it's so funny when you think about like the pioneers of these sports who like, like they got all like the first people to play these sports really got all. got all of the damage and none of the money. Yeah.

Like the first people, the first people like playing, like let's play football without helmets. Is football older than rugby? Well, rugby isn't rugby just football without... Well, it's similar but different, but it's definitely better. And what I mean by that, as far as, like, health-wise and just everything in general.

Because, and to be fair to the old American football, it wasn't as dangerous because when they started to figure out how to properly protect people they felt invincible that was kind of the double-edged sword so when you really felt protected these motherfuckers will spear you in a way that you would never do

if you didn't have a helmet or shoulder pads or fucking knee pads and all like I felt fucking amazing when I played football and except for you know clashing helmet to helmet that was oh yeah you lost like a thousand brain It hurts. It hurts the fuck out of your neck too, bro. You get like white flashes.

Yeah, I'm so shocked that I never got a concussion. I'm grateful for that. I never got a concussion playing, but. Didn't you play defense? So, I played defense. I played defensive line, which all I had to do was really because. Terry, you were playing defensive. No, on the D line, on the D line, the hardest times I ever had to crack anybody, because

my, my job was to deal with either the quarterback who's staying. for the most part or the running back that's barely getting steam or I'm just dealing with the fat fucking offensive linemen so I don't have to get like the people who got the worst of it were the the D backs the defensive backs and the safeties because they're sprinting at full speed hitting people and so I really on the D line you're kind of okay this is football right yeah yeah this is this is a so what's crazy is that defensive line when I was when I was when I I was playing football, right?

The defensive line people were my height in high school already. They were huge. Everybody was bigger than me. They were huge. Defensive line dudes were big as shit. And they were like, I would run away from them. But if they hit me, it would hurt me. That's how big they were.

The fact that you were playing defensive line is, you were playing them as line in California. Granted, there's a lot of Hispanic people here. They don't get very big. No, see, here's the thing. Here's the thing. everybody cheated in our high schools, maybe in yours too, where they would bring the varsity people

into the lower. Yeah, so it was still, everyone was massive and had beards and shit, and I'm like not there yet. It happened to face these men. And so it was kind of laughable, but at the same time,

my point being that I'm on the line so full speed isn't a thing. Yeah, you don't have to worry about that. Yeah, so I was protected versus fucking running back's getting hit harder than, you know. The safeties would try to eliminate them. Literally like they would get hit.

And like they would get hit in their shoes and shit would come off. And it's like the fact that your shoes came off is insane because they were triple nodded. That is nuts. So, so yeah, all the, all the people from when I grew up watching football, like when I was a kid, they're all, their brains are scrambled. A few of them off themselves. A few of them, uh, uh, off some people. All of them beat their spouses. Like, they all have C-T-E.

They all have C-T-E. So Shannon Sharp is smart, and he was so insanely big that people couldn't do that to him. So he made it out unscathed. He does his big-ass podcast. He has basically he does black entertainment for the most part. He's in the black space. And so he had on a bunch of prominent comedians like the Kings of Comedy. Space is black, but.

Yeah, the space is painted black. And he has black people. Space is black. Space is black. Just like you know. So we had on like the Kings of Comedy. He had on Cedric the Entertainer. He had on, well, I was going to say Bernie Mac, but he's been dead for a while.

Yeah. He had on Bernie Mac. Wait, wait, wait. So this is not really fucked up. Yeah. Cedric, the entertainer, and Bernie Mac get mixed up to me a lot. Oh, that's, that is so disrespectful. They're the only two people.

They're the only two people that I've ever seen in the, the world where like for some reason I'm completely blind to their individuality that is so disrespectful that's so wildly as someone who likes comedy that is insane for you to say like as a as a person that is a that talks so much about comedy

that is an outrageous thing to say let's put it this way let's put it this way George Carlin 90s comedy was pioneered by that group of people George Carlin Bernie Mac I'm just as far as like icons I'm just like oh yeah well Bernie Mac Sedrick the entertainer Joe Rogan as far as

I think what I mean Bernie Mac Bernie Mac I know For some I guess it's Cedric the entertainer That I just can't put a face to And he just like

You don't need to Random people's faces Because I mean Cedric's not He's Cedric is He's just an entertainer Like he doesn't have like

An actual identity You know Cedric was more important To more important To like Pre-Deaf Jam era of comedy Like just before When everybody was going into that era

of comedy He was like Just before that era And he was very important then because the kings of comedy is a very important they're a very important group to like particularly black comedy I've seen the kings of comedy movie probably like 10 times maybe more I love that shit but is I will say cat did let's let's go to I don't think you have to spend some way that you loved it after seeing so you get so I saw I've seen it 10 times and I

hate it I had to study how much I hated it that is very true that was very redundant very fucking redundant uh but But yeah, going to Cat Williams, Cat came on. He had some beef that he wanted to clarify, I guess, because I don't know why. It's probably in Hollywood in general, but for some reason, comedians just lie maybe the most. Or at least they get called out the most. I'm not sure what it is. But even when it comes to the Kings of Comedy, I guess Cedric the Entertainer, fucking, who's the Family Feud guy?

I can't remember his name right now. Steve Harvey. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He came on, and I guess, and then another dude came on that was not a part of the comedian spec, but he was in the acting industry. He was talking about Friday after next. Or, yeah, yeah, Friday after next, where Kat Williams played a pimp. And I guess all these people were just making shit up, right? Saying things, and Kat came on to clarify.

And then he also said a bunch of wild shit while he was there, too. So that stuff wasn't really, that was just very milk toast. He was just exposing that they're lying. oh, Cedric the entertainer stole his joke. Which he did. He actually very much stole that joke. He stole that joke 100%. It's one of the things that Kat never said anything about it

is particularly because he apologized. Cedric apologized about it. And then Kat was like, oh, water under the bridge. But to me, it's like not exposing these people has been a problem until like Joe Rogan came out and did the thing to Carlos Monsia. And then it was kind of been kind of opened. season.

Anyway, though, that wasn't the crazy shit because I was very like, oh, that's interesting. Then he started saying a bunch of wild shit about his life. And this nigga read like 4,000 nonfiction books when he was like 13 or some shit. He went to some school that people aren't 100% sure about that existed when he was like, oh, I got accepted to a college when I was a fucking teenager. He ran a, this is really important. In sports realm, if people don't know like the combines when you're testing your shit, like how high can you jump? How fast can you run, you know, the 40?

And so he said he got a 440, which is, is, it's, it's indescribably bullshit. Like this. The person, the person that he's sitting across from, Shannon Sharp at his peak was a specimen. Shannon could never get Shannon could not get that in his prime He couldn't That's why she said that Shannon looked at him like

He totally You know what you're talking to Do you know what kind of creature You're talking to? He immediately was like What do you what do you even There was, it was interesting watching

Him drop like stuff that seem real And then drop shit that was just so Fucking outlandish We were like, I don't know if I can believe anything he's saying because he keeps coupling it with the dumbest fucking bullshit. And yeah, yeah, he's, he's, I just don't like his, and you know, if, did you see any of the clips of Elon Musk being on Joe Rogan's podcast?

Because the way that he, probably a long time ago, yeah. The way that he would talk, they talk very similar in the way that they, they answer questions. It's a, huh? What? I thought you said like in the way that they enunciate. Not, not in the way they enunciate in the way that. Not at all. Not even.

Yeah, yeah, it's not even close, but. No, the way to think you though. I want to see what you got to say more. They could have a similar cadence for sure. They could. They absolutely don't. I didn't see the interview. I'm asking quite, why?

Like, that's an impossibility that they would have a similar cadence. That's crazy. It's pretty, it's pretty outrageous for them. Do you know what cadence is? Do you know what cadence is? Do you know what cadence is? Do you don't have that William sounds, Chris? Do you know what cadence is?

Chris, yes. I'm very aware. No, you don't. Because you and I could have a similar cadence. Me, you and I, me and Stephen Hawking could have a similar cadence. Nice. Chris, I'm aware. So what cadence means.

But do you know who's Cat Williams isn't Elon Musk? Like, if you heard. I understand Cat Williams. I'm Cat Williams. I'm short and gay. I get it. I understand that Elon Musk isn't, I'm Elon Musk. I'm tall and retarded.

I understand that they don't sound the same with the same voice. but like the thing that struck me about Elon Musk the thing that struck me about Elon Musk when he was on Joe Rogan's podcast was how fucking slow he spoke and how like fucking awkward the pauses were

and that's what I was asking like whether or not that was there oh wow no cat Williams talks really fast and then he says something he's like well then I guess we doubt now and then at that moment he stopped he rushes through a sentence

and at the end he slows down what he's saying he doesn't talk back to be on. Like when he's on, like when he's like really on and like, you know, I got, I'm going to shred you. But when you're when Shannon was interviewing him, it was exactly like Elon Musk. It was actually weird in a way that you'll ask him a very fucking, you should, well, I could pull up clips and show you comparisons. They would be asked a question. They would do this long, awkward pause and then answer it in one of the most bizarre ways, not unlike a regular human being, which made me think.

Is Cat William autistic? Because we all, we're all pretty much We're like, oh, Elon Musk is clearly on the spectrum. And the way that Cat behaves, it would explain a fuck ton with, because he is very socially awkward, actually. Even, it's to the point where not like he's, oh, I can't talk to people. He's just awkward when he talks to people. It's so the way that, how the fuck do you get into a fight with a 17-year-old at a soccer game? Like kind of a thing.

That's right. I thought it was a 15 year. Either way, it's a teenager. It was someone young. Then that teenager was bigger than him, dude. Of course, everyone's bigger than him. Like, he was bigger than him. I was like, God, I remember seeing that video when I was working at Starbucks and that

fucked my whole shift up? I could not keep working after I thought that. 5-3, like probably 100 pounds. Everybody's bigger than him. And you know what made it worse? He could even get outfall, like out-hands. He got out-bodied by a kid. There's no way a kid is out-bodied me.

I am grabbing that kid by the throat and throwing. It says Cat Williams. It says Cat Williams is 5-5, which I don't know. That's not true. He's 5-3. That's not true. Well, we've seen him in person. He even, he said on the podcast himself that he's 5-3 actually.

I listen to the podcast. Yeah, literally. Yeah, so, yeah, no, there's no way. Because I remember we saw him in person. We saw him in person at Buffalo Wild Wings at 3 a.m. I thought it was a little girl. I thought it was someone's daughter. He was surrounded by, he was surrounded by a security, though, so it's kind of.

Yeah, I would be. If I were him, I would be. Yeah, Cat Williams, the amount of shit that he... It's a good thing he was, because literally that night, I literally had a... For some reason, like, that night I had the urge to kill Cat Williams, but... Did you beat the fuck out of him? Yeah. I had, like, I don't know.

Then I saw him, and I was like, oh, my God, my opportunity, but, like, the security was there, so I couldn't do it. I want to beef with him for so... I just... It's a joke. It's a joke, by the way. I really want to clarify that I'm not threatening to kill Cat Williams. I really want to make... I really want to make that in here.

Just out of nowhere, you just out of nowhere. You just had this sudden urge to kill. And specifically Cat Williams. Yeah, just no, never, never had that feeling before. But that night I had it. You were just blighted by it. Like, ah, murder. Yeah, yeah.

It's like when, it's like, it's like, it's like when you have it climax in like three weeks, you know what I mean? Where it's like, I got a, something's. I don't know what that was. Something's going on. Yeah, that. After the first few weeks, you start feeling like,

After three weeks I think you're kind of you're cured almost I don't think I've ever I feel sick I feel like you're cure Because after a month I feel like you're you're back Like the real you're back

After a month of your back I wonder how true that is Like you're like oh I'm I remember I've never been able to go more than three days I can definitely go a week easy Me it's probably like a couple days Yeah but you're married basically

Yeah that's true A couple days without busting is okay for me. But then I think on the third day is when I start noticing my body's like, hey, idiot, we need to bust kind of a thing. I don't know, man.

I can definitely go easily a week. Then after that, I start getting a little, I start my focus comes back, but then my focus comes back. You know what I mean? You know what's sad? Kingson, I've never seen you focus. Let's move on.

That's insane. I'm a fucking, I'm a fucking straight-ache student most of the time. That's mad. But okay, whatever, whatever. I've never seen you focus, me. I've never seen you focus. You saw more like Morgan Freeman during what you call. He doesn't sound like that.

The times where I was wandering when I bust a nut. This man can't even spell spell. This man is trying to not say the end word and he's already said it about 50,000 thousand times. I said it four times, bro. You're a stupid bitch. You know what's? I'm proud of myself, dude. Cal Williams is just,

Calyiams is just in Grant the Thoto Four. I totally forgot that. He is. I totally forgot that when I was I don't remember. Who is he? He's just in it. He's a comedic, he's just, like, you can go to comedy clubs and just watch an entire Cat Williams set. Oh, you're right. You're right. I forgot about that too. It's him.

It's him, uh, Ricky Jervais is there as well. You're right. Ricky Jervais. I don't know why. I don't know why Bill Burr is in that game, but he's not, I don't know if that was before he was doing, like, proper, I don't know what the fuck, but he had him blown up yet. He's in that game, but he's, that's true, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, he was pretty late. That's great, because I know, I know her from the Shepo show. He was in a Shepo show, wasn't he? Yeah, he was. Yeah, but he didn't know who he was. That, I mean, he had a very, he had an extremely brief roles, like say, oh, a guy's night out segment.

and stuff. He was not fucking playing actually, like you know what I'm saying? Yeah, he was in the racial draft, I think if I remember. Yeah, he was in the racial draft as well. But, uh, he was at the, um, the store. Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs,

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most innovative university. Online. That's a degree better. Explore more than 350 plus undergraduate, graduate, and certificate programs at ASUonline. asu.asu.edu. Well, fuck them. Yeah, but it's kind of like, I don't know, it's like, it's like, it's kind of like how you would see like Drake, Drake Bell and Josh Peck on the Amanda show and they were, you know, they were there and they were clearly talented, but like they weren't the main people. Right.

Or like, or like actually that black guy from, um, I think. think you should leave is another great example of that where like he's in he i'm seeing him in like everything now um but like you didn't really know who he was at the beginning of that show because it's you know it's not he's he's not the main guy so i feel like it was one of those things where it's like bill ber blew up a little bit after chapel show i think but definitely before gt a four or after gt yeah yeah so weird so strange but but rick jervais bro my favorite comedian ever Ricardo Jervais Rika Jervais

Is Every dude Every Have you All these fucking comedians Dave Chappelle All of all these big ass comedians now Are just doing the same blueprint

Like make fun of trans people And say I got canceled You can't say that anymore That's all you're doing Oh look at me Oh I made a joke about her penis Oh no I'm getting consoled

And I'm like no You have 50 million dollars and shit Shut the fuck It's just not It's it's it's I can't I like, I just, I'm more, I'm, I'm not even trying to be a hipster, man. I just, once they get to a certain point, it's like, oh, let me just do this same thing.

I'm just going to say, I'm, I'm, oh, I'm getting careful because I'm, I'm saying what, I'm like, you're not, though. How the fuck are you getting canceled? You're so famous and you have so many jobs. It annoys me, it annoys me specifically because it's people who are just, like, these are objectively, like, these are people who have proven themselves to be funny for such a long time. 100%. So it's just coming from objectively talented people,

so it's like, why? Like, I remember that was, I was really scared that was going to happen to Bill Burr. Because, like, the first half of, Paper Tiger. Oh my God, Paper Tiger was like that, where I was like, oh, I don't know if I... And then it, and then the second half was really good.

Right. And then, like, since then, he's actually been doing some really fucking interesting thing. Like, he's, he's been specifically almost avoiding that blueprint, I think because he sees that it's kind of, like, tacky and kind of like the thing that everybody's doing. I also the better for it. him like you're fucking dumb stop

I think what happened is I think Bill Burris is like oh no I'm not just gonna disrespect people I think that's all it is I think I think for him is it's simply like I understand being offensive is like you dig through the trash I get to the gem right

but he's like there's no point of going for that gem because I'm gonna sound way shittier than I can probably be funny well I don't know he talks about every time he's like on an interview or something like that he's always the person that makes the ignorant person sound

really fucking stupid. He always points out how much dumber the person to rule. Like when he was on Joe Rogan specifically, like I was a fucking hilarious. It was great. That's like spank bank for me. That's one of my favorite moments. What made it funny is Joe's dumb ass

is like laughing and it's like this dude is literally calling you a retard. He's lighting him up but like that's all he can do but that's all he can do if Joe would have been like fuck you would have been way worse. Like all you can do is laugh that you're getting lit up, which is... I wish I could remember, like, what did he say? Like, we're just getting to see him with an open mask.

You're in a mask. You're open nose and throat. Like, you're so tough with your open nose and throat. Because, like, I love that so much. It is really, it's really good. Dragging on the ground, like just, he just lights him up. He lights him up. He was like, you were wearing a mask to Joe.

I was at your house while you were wearing a mask. Stop acting like you were. It's like, dude. Yeah, it's a little, I don't know, it's weird. Joe, I wanted, guys, I don't know, you couldn't have seen this. I, every once in a while, like, say, it's funny, the majority report will pop up on my feed only when, like, Tim Pookech, Joe Rogan's being made fun of. The algorithm's got it fine-tuned in for some reasons.

And I was just so confused that Tony Hinchcliff, he does this thing called Kill Tony. Yeah, of course. Yeah, and so he's on Joe Rogan's podcast. podcast. Tony Hithcliffe. And I'm like, Tony, I don't think he's stupid. But he says something so stupid that I'm thinking maybe he's trying to set up Joe. I don't know. He says, man, a bunch of people in like Montreal or in Canada, whatever, around 2021, like, just their population started to really decline. Like, what could have happened? And I'm like, what do you mean? And so Joe replies with, well, this medical intervention and every. And I was just like, oh, no. He, oh, no, he just skipped over the obvious thing. And I was just like, is Tony Hinchcliff a mastermind? And, like, I'm going to just make Joe seem like the dumbest fucking person ever. And pretend like, I don't know that this virus killed millions of people worldwide.

And then Joe's just going to make the connection that it was the vaccines that did it. And I was like, I can't believe I used to listen to this guy. He's gone. Well, he wasn't always like that. He wasn't. He wasn't. People do just genuinely shit. That's kind of the.

the attitude that bothers me about like just how people look at YouTube, right? Where it's like they look at like the sphere of content that we used to be in and then they look at it like now. It's like, I can't believe I used to listen to those people back in the day. It's like, well, there's a difference there. Right. I guess I wasn't even... You're right. There's a deep difference

between what it is currently and what it is now. To clarify, I wasn't... I don't you mean, I'm just saying. I'm more shocked that like I can't believe it's the same person. That's what I should have said. No, for sure. Yeah. It's upsetting. Like, uh, I don't know, man.

It is weird to see just because it is getting played out Like the whole like oh you can't say anything It's like come on dude like Joe can say whatever You can't say whatever You can't say whatever Like there is no bigger media than him And he tries to act like there's some type of can't I'm like how could you when you're number one

You are literally at the top of the food chain So nobody can fuck with you Like and whatever All I know is that look at if I get 400 $500 million dollars throwed at my face Maybe I'll turn into a piece of shit like that too that's all i can say maybe i do think money does have that power to probably do that 100 dude you get that amount of money you might start like letting things go obstructing a little

bit of truth here and there and then all of a sudden you turn into just a complete fucking like i don't know man fucking all these people died it must have been the thing that's trying to save them i don't know yeah i don't know i would just i would stop i wouldn't i wouldn't lie but i would stop making comments on things i would once make comments on i wouldn't like start lying. I would just start avoiding certain subjects. Hopefully. Like certain subjects, I mean like, hopefully.

Speaking of, speaking of comedy. Yeah. Did you guys see, did you guys have any of the conversation around the Golden Globes? And, uh, this comedian Joe Coy. Oh, Joe Coy. Joe Coy is huge, but. Yeah. Isn't that

Filipino guy? Yeah. Yeah, he's the Filipino guy. He hosted, uh, he hosted, uh, he hosted, uh, he hosted, uh, the Golden Globes and. What happened? I heard, like, what happened? It was, it just wasn't very good

I think people are over Did Emma Stone call him a dickhead or something like that? I don't think so You rice paper eating dickhead I don't think she said that I don't think Emma Stone said That's Christ She'd become my favorite actress

She would beat Viola Davis immediately for me I'm like well Viola Davis you're out She was already when I was young I wanted to like you know Sling some yogurt on her Then that would reignite that That would reignite it I would want to slinging

some yogurt on her. Yeah, it's such a wild thing to say. Sling it some girt at her. Yeah, sling some girt. You try to sling some girt. Yeah, I want to see... He used to say animals back in the day. I heard poor things was really good.

I haven't... I want to see it. Poor thing's a good movie. I saw it. It's very good. Oh. It's weird. It's weird.

She looks older. Like, you can... For a long time, I didn't notice how much older she looked from, like, because I remember the zombie land. Emma's stone, like, easy A. Oh, yeah. So, like, fucking 14 years ago?

I know. Exactly. I was 14 years ago. Yeah. She's really, really attractive. And then she was obviously, and I'm what you call it, 12 years of, 12 years of black. And she was like, and I was like, she looks the same for the most part.

And I realized the movie came out like almost 10 years ago. 12 years of black. And I'm like, whoa, she does not look exactly young that she used to. That's crazy. That's like the Netflix version. Remember when they were having all these knockoff movies on Netflix, like Atlantic Rim and shit. Do you remember that?

Twelve years of black. It's a knockoff movie. Twelve years of black and it's actually a better movie. It's, yeah, Atlantic Rim was so much better in Pacific Rim. Did you guys watch on Netflix for a little bit?

They had Titanic 2 and it was pretty much shot exclusively in a fucking high school gym. Did you guys see, it wasn't on it? Are you sure you weren't dreaming? What? No, Titanic 2, I swear to God.

I swear on my life, bro. Are you talking about the animated movie? No, not the Atlantic movie. It was a live action, Titanic 2. I didn't see the live action. I didn't see the live action. ...school gym. And it was on Netflix, I think, in 2000.

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You're fucking making this. You're this through the last of us movie again. It must have been dreaming of this shit, dude. It was Titanic 2. I swear to God. I swear to God. No, you're doing the Last of Us movie again. Look it up.

I'm not lying. What I'll lie about this. It was on Netflix. In 2010. It's on 210. It's on 2Bet. 12 years of black is so crazy. Wow.

Oh, wow. Oh, things are making sense. Things are clicking. What the fuck is Tooby? It's not real. That's heard of Tooby, right? 625 weeks of black. Titanic 2, the return of Jack.

What the hell? Titanic 2, watch it. It's horrible. Why is there so many 2023, like, fake trailers of this? There's lots of Titanic 2 trailer, 24. Jack's back, 2023 directors cut. Dude, fake movie trailers are you. Huge.

There's a lot. There's a shocking, I'm pretty sure 90% of YouTube is fake movie trailers for movies that either aren't real or people have just pitched into their, especially now with AI, it's going to become even worse. I believe it because just typing in Titanic 2 on Google, the entire page is just all fake trailers. Yeah, it's nuts. It's a dire situation over there. But we should before, but yeah, I don't know. So, I don't know, Joe Coy really, yeah, he, uh. Oh, yeah.

It just wasn't very good. I think people are maybe like treating it more nuclear than it was. It really wasn't, it really wasn't the worst thing I've ever seen, but it was pretty bad. Like he kept, he was getting like really defensive and he was like, I didn't write all these. It was like getting really defensive and like there's, and there's just like, I don't know, there's certain mannerisms that you have to have when hosting a show like that. It's a terrible gig. I don't know why anybody does it. And he just doesn't really have the mannerisms to match it. Like you repeats himself a lot. He's a little bit, like, too. improvisational for like what the I mean speaking of Ricky Jervais Rick's Jervais did a fucking amazing job every time he hosted he's the only memorable host yeah literally hosting any award show

can you think of anything past that no we're not really actually he called out a bunch of like obviously people that probably do sketchy shit and I was like that all that's funny about other than that it was a regular hosting of midness I disagree.

I actually watched some of the hosting like literally last night because I was watching the Joe Coithing and I was like wow this is bad and then I remembered that Ricky Jervais hosted and I was like going through like some of the previous ones it's actually pretty good like genuinely like some good jokes there

like they're digs but it's like they're sharp but they're not like evil you know they like the last one that he did was fucking crazy because that was when he was like he talked about Epstein and everybody booed and he was like I know he's your friend I don't care

yeah that was a bit That has been crazy. I think that was cool, but like, I don't know. Like, what do you, like, I don't know. Like, hosting a show in general is so, like, I don't care. This is like, okay, this guy's going to stand up here. Just say who wins awards in rapist succession so you all get the fuck out of here. Yeah, but that's not the job.

The job, well, the job is to host. So, like, you have to have, like, some monologue. You have to have some jokes. He has some good ones. Like, specifically, like, I like, I like a drink as much as the next guy, as long as the next guy isn't Mel Gibson. And he brings up fucking. and this right after his, like, alcoholism, like, spree.

Nice. So it's like, I like, I like when people specifically in that industry are brought down a little bit. You know what I mean? Of course. Some light ribbing, some matrix. I mean, dude, they got, like, such a good. Not that they don't work hard, but I mean, like, it's definitely, they're not doctors, you know? So, like, they can handle some light ribbing.

The hardest they got to work is just waking up early in the morning. That's really it. That's the end. Yeah. I wouldn't say that. Joe Coy. That's a, that's a simplification of it, but they do. No, it is.

It could be worse. Every job that people have, they have to memorize shit. Because that, everybody has to memorize shit. Or you're gonna fucking fired. They got to memorize their lines and wake up early. It's be there all day sitting in a fucking. It isn't quite that simple. It is actually very simple.

I used to be in the industry. It's actually, it is that simple. It really is. Dude, I know plenty of, I know, I'm not an actor myself. I'm not. Look, they will tell you it's not that simple because. they want their job to seem more prestigious. But they're memorizing their lines and hanging out all fucking day.

That's essentially what being an actor is. Now, there's the, it's like there's the Kobe Bryant's, there's the LeBron James of actors, right? But then there's everybody else. That's just they're good at what they do. They're memorizing their scripts. But really, the hard, if you listen to people when they're talking about acting, the most difficult thing is the downtime or waking up really fucking. fucking early to get into makeup into costume or whatever, but like other people behind the scenes

are doing the fucking hard work. The PAs are setting everything of the fucking design. Like they're not, it's not that fucking complicated. It really isn't. I wouldn't say complicated. I wouldn't say complicated. I wouldn't say complicated. Not the word. I would say definitely taxing. Taxing is a good word. Texan is a good word. It is taxi. I hate getting up early. It's horrifying. Anyway. Yeah. Imagine being fucking what's his name. Imagine you got to act like what's his name? The Bundy.

Like, that shit doesn't feel good for your mind. Like, damn, I don't really get into the character this nigga at 8. Yeah, what,

what bundy are you talking about? Dang! I said the end were. Both. What about, like? Chad, both of them? Yeah, yeah.

You got to combine them together. The Bundy bros. The Bundy brothers. Such a fucking passive name. What, an episode of Maryway Children that Bundy shows up.

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So before we move on to questions We got to talk about these jannels That are popping up in New York City I forgot about the jettles They're not popping up They're being discovered There's a difference Yeah yeah

So there's So for anybody who doesn't know anything About the jennels The jannels Nobody's nobody's calling it this by the way There are these tunnels, I guess, in New York City. Is it Manhattan proper or just the boroughs at Lard? It was Brooklyn.

It's funny. Of course it's Brooklyn. It's funnier that it's Brooklyn. So there are these tunnels being discovered, these secret tunnels. Full of Jews, I guess. I don't know what's going on. This feels like a South Park episode. Do you know why?

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

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looked into this even slight I just know that they connect Israel duh there's no they connect Israel like if you go in a tunnel you can walk to Israel from Brooklyn there's like a whole tunnel there's a little Jewish transport station all I know all I know I'm completely context of tunnels all I know is that there are Jews in tunnels and they're being discovered there's no Jews in tunnels there are tunnels that lead to Israel from Brooklyn yeah that's impossible from one Jew place to another Jew place have to have the little Jew magic, they go on the ground, they cast a Jewish spell, and the end of it is... Do you know how impressive that would be that they built a tunnel all the way to the Middle East?

I mean, under the ocean. Yeah, under the fucking ocean, dude. Under the ocean. That is so goddamn impressive. All right, so, wait, I need to know the context. I need to know anything else about this. I don't even know if it's tunnels in plural. There is a synagogue.

And under the synagogue, there was, maybe it is multiple tunnels, but under the synagogue, there was all this secret like tunnel to like a bathhouse thing that they were building. They were doing some like shady underground partying stuff down there. And then it's like, hey, you guys can't do this. What the fuck are you doing? So the city proper, when they're like, we got to seal these things up because you guys could literally collapse buildings and shit. You guys can do really horrible things. And because of that, the fucking Hasidic Jews, dude, every time I hear stories about Hasidic Jews, they're terrorizing people. It's crazy.

So they fucking start, they start fucking terrorizing the construction workers. They start fucking knocking shit and breaking shit and rioting and stuff because they're mad. mad that their tunnels are going to be sealed. And I was like, this is insane. And all they got were just like, you know, lightly arrested and shit. And I'm like, damn. Imagine if that was me, man. Imagine if I was there fucking shit up in that tunnel.

As a black man, as a black man, as a black man, I understand the Jewish people have had their short shake, the short shake of things, right? But I really, I really want them to know it could be worse. They could be black and have no history. Like, that's the things that you have. They have that thing over every other group that's been fucked over throughout history. Their history was not all eliminated. Look, I don't even want to compare.

I don't want to compare and contrast. I don't want to compare and contrast. I'm not saying, I'm not saying one struggles greater than the others. I'm saying. Modern day, modern day, it is very clear, I will say, though, to your point, it is very clear who got quote unquote reparations and who did it who was compensated for the horrors versus who weren't I love that's all I'll say have a whole country and the other people are still going through some stuff

the thing that really the thing that confused me about I can't get a house I can't get a house and I don't know man it it confuses me that I mean they they should have they should have been given Germany quite frankly that That would have been so down with that At that time, why would you have one in Germany? That is a good point But is the Middle East any better? Like, let's see

So you have demolished buildings versus just desert That's true Israel's pretty popping, bro Well, it's now After fucking now It basically was terraformed It was like desolation Oh, it's popping all right

Oh, it's like California California wasn't what it is Popping all right Yeah it's Poppin is a good way to describe Israel's fucking You know what's fucked up Israel is

Amazing It's like now Like they It's been built The United States And probably Britain And a lot of other countries Pumped so much money into it

It is popping It is like the citadel Yeah Yeah dude Israel's like the citadel They've revived They have like At the fucking

Lasaurus pits And fucking They've got like The elephant man revived And you can meet him And talk to him and ask him about his life. It's a fucking sci-fi place.

It's ridiculous. You can re-erect anybody, bro. Walking out, walking, it is so, Israel is so technologically advanced that you can, like, they have shoes over there that you can walk on water with just to trivialize Jesus.

Literally. That is so disrespectful. Hey, look at me. I'm like Jesus now. I'm like other two person. Piece of cake. Whatever. It's G-shoes.

Yeah, it's, uh, I don't know, man. It's, uh, I don't know. These times, I just, all I know about this whole situation was, is I saw videos of just a bunch of Hasidic Jews falling out of a tunnel. And it was just the most confusing thing I've ever seen. Wait, what? Because it was the most confusing video I've ever seen.

They were, they were just, like, being dragged out of this hole in the ground. Yeah. And, I mean, look, not to be disrespectful, but the costume is hilarious. Oh, absolutely. You know, like the dress, like, seeing that, it's funny enough to see random people pulled out of a tunnel in the middle of Brooklyn like that nobody knew was there. But in addition, like, adding onto that, the big coat and the hair, it's funny. It's like, it's a funny visual to see. It totally is. But I just don't understand how they managed to do this in the first place. Like, how do you build a,

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I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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The biggest question is how did the, so there's a lot, for some reason there was a lot of Hasidic Jews that were upset that they were closing those tunnels down. But then like the main, the head Jew, I think his name is Headju. I think his name, yeah, Jew Prime. Yeah, Jew Prime was saying,

hey, this is fucked up. Y'all kind of went too hard in the paint. Y'all got to calm down. But my question is, how the fuck, people in adjacent buildings or whatever were saying, other people were saying, I'm hearing shit underground. I don't know what the hell is going on.

Yeah, the tweets of people. It's like, I swear to God, I keep hearing Yiddish under my floor. I'm on the first floor. What's going on? That is fucking insane. And then everybody's calling them crazy. And then this happens. And then they're like, oh, dude.

The tuffles. So how did Jew Prime not know this was, he's lying? Jew prime is lying. He absolutely. Okay, so who is, who is, who is Jew? So, Joe Prime is ahead of the synagogue. I was ahead of the city. Okay, because I was going to ask.

It's like, I know that, I know that Netting Yahu. who's the president, but that's different, that's different than like, yeah, that's different than the, it's like how like, like, black people have like,

Medea, you know, well, who do the Jews have? Black people have Medea. Yeah, right? Medea's like your head, your head of council, right? It's like, yeah, yeah,

I'm real, I'm, I'm, not even, not even Tyler Perry, by the way. Yeah, not even,

yeah, not even Tyler Perry. It's just, oh, man. That is insane. It's holy, I, my train of thought,

was completely thrown off. I don't even, I would even, so yeah, Jew Prime is like, is like religious Jewish. The alien, mother alien, from the alien shit, man. And then, and then, and then heretical is the Netanyahu, but I don't know what we call him. Yeah, I don't know.

Uh, Jew, uh, Nega Jew, I don't know. Whoa, nobody likes them. You guys know that Nanyahu grew up in Philly? What? Yeah. Yeah. did, yeah. You didn't know that?

I don't care about Van Yahoo. I knew about it because of how absurd it sounds. That's why he sounds Americans and it's like, I mean that that makes sense. Only somebody from that place

would do all that stuff. Philadelphia is a fucking dire. Philadelphia. They're really not that bad. You're crazy. I have to say, I have to say, like, I'm not even remotely kidding.

Every person from the East Coast that I've met that is like deeply dubious is Philadelphia like since like like and I mean from like grow like raised I don't mean like they live there for a little bit like that's whatever but like they're from Philly there's there's an episode there's a podcast that we went hard in the pan on Philly I don't remember it might even been an extra ammo I don't remember but there was a segment where we were like because I at least crazy agree it whole Philly is one place that you just you you you make sure I

never feel like that like oh lock your windows roll you know lock you I don't like your doors roll up your window I don't feel like that obviously but Dude, there's an entire city in, in, like, around there that's like literally zombie land, basically. Like, and that's not even like an exaggeration. Like, I think like 50%, 50% or something of like the population is like on trank or something. Like actually, like it's crazy. Like, it's crazy. Like, I'm not even remotely kidding.

Like the percentage might be a little bit high. But it's a ton. Like everywhere you look, it's just like people leaning over like. And they're just like swaying ominously. The idea of everybody being on Trank in a place is fired to me, bro. That is such a fire idea. Do we stopped in, I was in Pennsylvania for a while. Everybody's just built it, bro.

I was in Pennsylvania for a while. We went on tour with this band. It's called Kensington, by the way. Kensington. Okay, that sounds like that type of place. Do we stop in Philly because it was one of those things, us being from Cali, we're like, we got to try cheese steaks.

in Philly, obviously, we have to. You know, it's just cliche shit. But there was pills in the cheese. There was just, there was just, like a litter of pills. That's just, I think that's just how they do things over there. There was just like, I was like, is this, are these free? I don't understand what's happening. And there, there's, and I just saw, like, the guy sitting there drooling, you know, like,

and I wasn't, I just put the money on the table and left because I didn't understand what happening. So that's essentially... He started literally chewing through the counter. Like easily, like it was bread. He just chewed. There is, um, I don't know, man.

There's, there's no, it's a crazy... Philadelphia, I feel like the worst parts... The worst... The worst... But it's, like, New York always caps out for, like, the most insane shit I've seen. It doesn't, though. I swear it's always been New York.

It does because we lived there and we saw it. But like, the worst parts of Philadelphia don't, like, they cleared the worst parts of New York by like a lot. Like, it's like going from the Tears of the Kingdom to Eldon Ring. It's insane. Ridiculous shit. Dude, think about. There's a city full of zombies to the point where, like, if you look up,

if you look up zombie city Philadelphia, everyone unanimously agrees what it is. I don't know, man. There's several human rat kings in New York. Remember. I don't know. There's human rat kings in New York. Yeah, except,

the fact that a human became a rat king in general. I love it. No, but Kingston, if you have a human rat king in New York, you know what happens? He goes to Times Square and starts making money on autographs. Like, there's a human rat king in Philadelphia.

He's eating you and your baby. And digging a hole into the center of the fucking earth and dipping it in a volcano and coming back up all hot. It's fucking dire shit over there. Dude. It's weird. Philadelphia. Philly heads.

They were really big a dick at the Philadelphia. They destroyed a portion of their city when the Eagles won the Super Bowl. Bro, that shit is crazy. Somehow they detonated fucking, they detonated white phosphorus in the middle of fucking Philadelphia when they went a fucking strap on his desk. And he was like, go eagle! And he fucking. erupted.

He erupted. A little mushroom cloud and people were dying left and right. Oh, man. I love you, Kevin Hart, and he blows himself. It's real. It's scary. I feel like scary place. You know, they fucking about Philly.

I feel about D.C. They greased the poles, like, like traffic poles and stuff. so that they would People would It's so funny That they did that That they had to do that People like tore down traffic poles

People ate horses Like the cops would come on the horses People would knock down the horses Like in fucking The first episode of What you call it of Walking Dead? They ate the horse They ate the horse clean

They ate the horse clean It was a clean horse skeleton And that was when their team won Yeah when their team won That was when their team won Everybody got straws They put straws in the bowl to drink the mirror out of it. Suck the mirror out.

I love you, Rocco. Yeah, Philadelphia would be, like Philadelphia would, the only difference between, like, Philadelphia and Castlevania is the art style. Right. It's just the, it's just the way the buildings look. If you had Gothic architecture in Philadelphia, it would be indistinguishable from Castleville. Like, you have people eating horses on the street. You have grease.

up poles, lighting babies on fire and throwing them through windows. I'm sure Alucard's buried in fucking Pennsylvania. Yeah. I'm sure Alucard is somewhere sleeping in there. That's literally why Transylvania is called what it is. It's like, what's the closest thing to Pennsylvania that isn't this? That is insane. That is such an insane thing.

Imagine that being real when the literally, literally the place, Transylvania's like in Europe already. And they were like, we're going to name it after Philadelphia. It's like Philadelphia. It's like Philadelphia doesn't exist yet, but it will. It will exist and we have to name it that. It's a. fucking paradox or whatever. Yeah.

Anyway. Anyway, interesting story about the gentiles. Sorry to anybody who lives in Philly, but... Yeah. But, you know, God bless you. I saw you guys eat a horse clean. You guys are monsters.

Yeah. It was sparkling by the time they were done. You guys are fucking filth. You guys lick the color off the horse's bones, you bastard. Minutes, too. It was minutes. Yeah.

Yeah, it's difficult. It's difficult to live in Philly. Anyway. Let's move on to some questions from our lovely patrons over at patreon.com slash the Stark Tank. Remember, you can donate. What is it? It's the $5 to this audience participant, right? Yes, sir.

So if you're $5, you get a question right on the show, and then we might get to it. Oh, my God. All right, let's see. Oh, man. We'll knock some of these out because I think some of these are pretty quick. Bean Don Ronnie says, hello, they're super mega cast replacements. First time patron. here. I just recently bought an old

PSP and loaded it full of games. I missed, uh, games I missed back in my childhood. Did you guys ever play the PSP growing up? And if so, what were your gross to games? I got to say the PSP was like a porn machine to me. Yeah, mostly porn. Primarily.

I played, um, the freedom. I played, um, crisis core. Um, I played,

uh, Daxter. I only played, the thing to me that was like, I loved wipeout pure on it. Oh, I was getting there. Like,

like, I didn't really, for sure. Um, I played, uh, Star Wars Battlefront. Yeah, Battlefront

That was on the TSP? Yeah The true That's kind of nuts Yeah Um There was other games There was um

There was Wipop Pure There was The God of Wars Chains of Olympus And Ghost of Sparta They're really fun Um Controls were a little weird

Since they didn't have You know The buttons were a little limited But uh they figured it out They figured it out That's second Analog stick Yeah right

Oh my God The analog stick It's just a like a slighty little button. That shit felt weird, dude. I knew people who thought it was a speaker the entire time and never used it. You can't play some of the games without it.

Yeah. Well, there's a There's a possibility that somebody might have just gotten like a specific assortment of games where they would. My thing though is like how do you not how do you not just touch everything on this machine when you have it

and see what I mean? Like people are, there are so many people who are so cognitively uncurious that it blows my mind. Like, how do you own a PSP for more than five minutes and not look at that speaker looking thing and move it

and realize what it does immediately? You know what I mean? Like, it's weird. First thing I do is understand the thing that I just bought. Yeah. Right. It's so weird.

That is the stupidest thing I've heard in my life, actually. I'm really sitting here thinking about and I'm like, that is so stupid that you get this thing and you're like, you look at it. There's literally

speaker holes. And you're like... Yeah, yeah. It's bizarre particularly because what was was it Dual Shock was when the analogs were introduced

a million years ago? And they've... Well, who's for that? So controller, no, I think that was... No, I think Dual Shock was the first time had analog. Yeah, the PS one dual shock was, I believe, the first... Yeah, the first controller with the

PSP, well before the PSP. Well, so what I mean that every controller then on has had analog stick so why wouldn't your first stop be where's the analog stick? Like you need one like it's they're always there

it's like getting a steam deck and then like seeing the fucking two small cubes at the bottom and be like oh those are speakers and never touching them. Yeah, then you smash it over their head. It's exactly like that. You smash it over the head they say that. Oh fuck. You take it and you force it down their throat. You open their mouth and you force it down their

throw and you kill them and you leave them there. Yeah, it was mostly Wip Up your Spider-Man 2 on it was actually pretty fun. And there was, there was a... Ultimate Alliance. Also an Alliance was on there too, but so was what you call it. Oh, it was? I didn't know that.

One was on there, I'm pretty sure. That's awesome. I had no idea. But it wasn't the same, it wasn't exactly the same. Oh, it's like a different version. What's the name of the other game before that Nemesis? Nemesis is on there. Nemesis?

Oh, Rise of the Imperfects? Yeah. Rise of the Imperfect. Right? I feel like, I don't know, man. I have a different experience with a lot of people.

A lot of people were mad at that game. I love that game. I thought it was, I liked it because it was fucking, actually some of the missions were really hard. Some of the missions, yeah. You have to be Iron Man and you were about to die

and you literally could not be hit. And I was like, it was fucking hard as shit. It was such a hard mission. I liked that game a lot. I like that came a lot, too. Like I remember watching videos People talking about it was like

Yeah this is a fucking disappointment And I'm like oh okay I mean I didn't know I had no idea I had to Like I was a dickhead in that game though To be fair like I would play with people And I would play Spider-Man

I would always pick the I would always pick the bridge level And then I would like Spider-Man had a move where you would pick someone up And basically throw them Straight down And so I would just throw them off the bridge Every single time

It was completely busted But I like that game I like that game a lot because it like that game was very much so like the New York heroes doing New York shit and I like that a lot

I was like oh this is like what I like about comic books there was a shit going down it was some wild shit going down in New York City and they're like hey guys everybody lives in New York can y'all kind of help and then Hulk's on the the PSP version

in that game though must have been pretty different though oh yeah it probably maybe should make a retro retrospective on it Chris that would be interesting Get motherfuckers because I have seen I've seen multiple videos of people saying that shit was like eh

And I was like I don't know I had I had fun of it I mean my concern though My concern though is that it's Yeah my concern is that it's worse than I remember Like by a lot and I kind of like that it's It's good in my memory Where some other PSP games

There were so many Dragon Ballsy Shinn-Budekai Never played Shinn Boutichai It was basically just Budakai 2 or 3 But just kind of simplified It had like Genembourg in it. It was weird. It was cool, though. Never play. I wish I played out. I had a Buda Chi on the PSP. It was dope.

But, yeah, I didn't, I didn't fuck around too much with the PSP outside of loading porn onto it. I never had a jailbooking one. I never got, I never got to that point. You didn't need the jail break it at all. You could just go on the browser. Yeah. Oh, I get, I got it. My friend had Mario on his. I remember that. And I was like, why the fuck is Mario on this? I was like, why is there Mario? He's like, I, don't worry about it. Do you just enjoy it. I was like, all right. guess. All right. Here's an interesting one.

Gay Sinatra be like, start spreading your cheeks. I'm fucking your ass rodent. Says, would you rather pussy taste than smell vomit-inducingly awful? Or human shit smelling so enticing you compulsively eat it on the daily.

It does not taste good. You can kill, you can kill yourself. I understand the appeal. I don't know what, I don't know. It smells amazing, but it doesn't taste good?

I guess. It smells good, It's not how since his work, but okay. We're just, we're just like completely... I feel like that one that's a little weasily, though. They grant credence to others, but they don't like... Like, your sense of smell can make things taste better, but it can still taste not good. Yeah.

You can still be a test by it. I understand that, but it's... It doesn't mask it. It doesn't mask your taste. I've definitely eaten things that have smelled horrible and didn't taste that bad. Yeah. And vice versa. Yeah, that, the other one is, it's a lot harder for that to happen.

Like, there's like, say, cheese is a good fucking, but soap doesn't smell like food, though. Right, but soap smells not like a taste. Oh, you mean like artificial wool. You know what I mean? Oh, that's what you mean. Because you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can smell, um, a burger smelling soap and made me want to take a bite out of it. You've never eaten, you've never eaten, you've never eaten, 18 full blocks of soap. You're a psychopath. You're not even chewing them, you're just swallowing it. The problem is, I don't, first of all, I don't buy soap that smells like food because that's psychotic to me. I don't know.

Oh, yeah, for sure. There is, a lot of people do it. They'll be like, oh, here's some soap that smells like cinnamon rolls and bakery buns. And I'm like, why do you want your hands to smell like that, though? I don't understand. Or your body. This is delicious. Because I want somebody to bite me.

But that's what I'm, no, that's the other thing that's kind of crazy to me. I'm like, no, I want it to be like, there are certain things, there's certain fragrances that we associate with just good smells, but not like, oh, I'm hungry now, right? And so I've never had soap like that personally. And, yeah, so I've never been or drank disto. I don't know, dude. I've never, I've never gone down that route. I know that your sense of smell and taste are, like, coincide each other. Very much so.

But I've definitely ate things that smell good that tasted horrible. I'm trying to think of- I've definitely done that. And it's been like, that's a shocking experience. But I definitely- I can think about that happening is if I'm smelling something that, like,

it's not the actual thing. Like, say people will mask the bitterness of a lot of vegetables with a lot of spices, with like a lot of good smelling spices, but I'm smelling the spices. And then I take a bite of the disgusting, whatever greens is,

and I'm like, eh. Like, no, I'm good on this. But yeah, I'm sure there are, there's exceptions. I'm sure. I'm not saying that's impossible. I just can't really, nothing's coming to the forefront. The opposite, though, easy. I mean, like cheese.

Some of the best, like, aged cheese. Fucking, you age cheese for fucking three months, for example. Like cheddar. That fucking stinks, but it's delicious. God damn is delicious. I don't get the whole aged cheese things, man. Cheddar's delicious, though. I don't even...

Sharp cheddar is fucking amazing. I like cheese because of the fact I like cheese on eggs. It's like my one thing I really need cheese for I need cheese on eggs and eat cheese on my sandwiches. I need it. I can't have those things without it.

Yeah, cheese on a sandwich on a sandwich on my burger. That's it. Yeah, I need those things, right? I can't go without them? Honestly, can I... If I get a burger without cheese, shoot me in the face, that's not me.

Can I say something that... Can I say something that like, I don't know if this is like too... I don't know if this is like too bland or whatever. Yeah. But there's something about just a simple cheese, salami cheese sandwich. Like the simplicity of that. Not salami for me.

But you don't like salami? I like salami, but it's definitely not my go to me anymore. I think I would, I would, well, lately I would go more with pastrami personally. Not even perik or like honey, or like honey, turkey or something. Honey turkey, bro. I don't even know how pastrami gets its flavor. They just salt the shit out of that. It's such an interesting taste in me.

I'm like, how is this? What is this? I don't want to know. I don't know what animal pastrami is. I mean, I'm sure it's pork. But I'm like, what the hell do they do to it to make a taste like that? But there is. But there is beef pastrami, though. Is there not?

Oh, I think you're right. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like a type of. So, yeah, they do something to it. Yeah, they do something to it. They pasteurize it. Yeah.

I don't know. They pasteurize it. Yeah, I just don't. I'm just, uh, I don't know. Yeah. Hmm. I can't choose either of those. I'm sorry, bud.

That's just awful. You're an awful person of making that up as well. But I will say a simplistic sandwich is, that's me though, but I also, I eat like a child anyway, so I agree with you just by default. But like, I just, I like, my thing is not over. I think overloading the simpses is not good when you're eating, in my opinion. And even if it's just things that I like in general, if I put everything I like together, I just don't. I think you only need, and the biggest problem is masking, if you just get like a French bread, put some salted butter on it and then toast it,

it's an amazing flavor. But then the more stuff you put on it, you can't really taste it anymore. You can't really appreciate just that simplicity of that buttered toast. So I like to try to keep things minimal because you can really appreciate it. When it blends too well, then you're not really appreciating the other flavors. Like for me a sandwich has to have I can't have a sandwich without lettuce on it Oh I couldn't have a sandwich

I can't The crunch is part of the experience I'd the crunch of letters That are that are deeply hindered by the lettuce actually I think Where I would be like this is a ratio This would be a much better At least the degree

Like the amount of lettuce Like some people go way too fucking far with it Like it's just like an un or like Especially the shredded lettuce I hate shredded lettuce I don't like shredded Dictator You

That shit's gone Forever It's banned You can't shred lettuce You can't tread lettuce What you're doing What you're doing putting this Fucking grass confetti

On my fucking food It's the worst It's the worst Two leaves right Or if it's a big leaf One leaf split In the two cracked And the two

Right on there Enough to get the crunch I can respect that I can respect that I can respect that The crunch And then there I can respect that

But But I will You got to cut it I don't want It's sticking out of my sandwich I want it like only as much lettuce as there is surface area on the sandwich. Probably slightly more if anything. Slightly more of anything.

And then a little bit of mayo on one side. Only mayo on one piece of the bread. I like mayo, but like maybe not on the sandwich. I hate it. But maybe not on the sandwiches that I would have lettuce on. No, first of all, I'm a black male. I don't like mayo. That's insane.

You don't have like mayo on a chicken sandwich? I think mayo. I just personally, I think mayo tastes like it's expired. It just, oh my God, that's crazy. There are much better sauces than mayo to me. So once I discovered that, I don't use mail for anything other than sandwiches. I don't know. I just think there's way better sauces.

Even when you, there's sauces that start off with vinegar and eggs, right? And then they add extra shit to it. I'm like, this is better than mayo just by default. Why would I ever use mayo when there's things that are better? All right. I don't know. I only use mayo, I don't need, my only use of mayo is for sandwiches. I've never, I don't use for anything else.

I don't know what else is used for me. I don't even really put it on that many sandwiches. Yeah, I just, I, I, I, I, I, for me it's like, a chicken sandwich. Yeah. Like, like, a spicy chicken sandwich with mayo on it. It's just like, that's good, man. Like spicy mayo. Spicy mayo is delicious, dude.

Yeah. Get that shit away from me. Or Chipotle mayo, that shit is good. I, it's only good in those instances. I don't really need, I also don't necessarily need sauce. That's the thing. I don't need it. I'm pretty

If I do, if I do it's an extremely small layer Because there's some There's some ranches that are actually Really fucking good Because the branches start with mail And they put shit in it essentially Right

All right, look look look look Wait hold on This is making me so hungry And I don't know if I can handle it So let's get back to the question Pussy tastes vomiting Dusingly bad or you have to eat human shit I have to say

Look obviously you're going to run into human shit more than anything else and that would be a that would probably be a problem probably die every time you shit you would eat your shit is that what that's basically what it's important

yeah basically like that's kind of the vibe that I'm getting right so like a human shit smelling so enticing to you that you compulsively eat it on the daily so the way around this the way around both of these by the way would be to maybe I don't know get like a gas mask or something

that like blocks like you have to wear in either situation like during sex you have to like have a gas mask on so like that that smell doesn't kill you or you have to wear a gas mask that like nullifies all scent while you're shitting so you're not immediately hooked into a trance where you start diving into the toilet bowl

and start eating your own shit I think I would go with the water because I would go with the latter because it just seems more it just seems more practical to wear a gas mask while you're shitting than wearing a gas mask I agree. I agree.

I agree. Yeah. That's exactly kind of where I was there. It's like, all right, well, the gas mask is just part of my routine now. Yeah. You know, like, I can do that. I can deal with that. I'm not doing anything else in there anyway. That seems kind of cool.

I'm like psychomans. I'm like, psycho man. It's not that bad. But like I could not, dude, like a foul-smelling pussy is. No, it's, uh, I really, I'm really mean this from the bottom of my heart. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. Yeah. I, look, I used to hang out with some.

you know, rough crowds and stuff, you know, just being the punk, like, you, I, yeah, that's all I'll say. I'd never again. Hashtag, never again. Never again. You can just not eat pussy and you'll be fine. I refuse.

That's crazy. Like, I could, if I didn't have to eat pussy and I'd get everything without eating, but I would 100% it's not a pussy again. That's crazy. That's like, okay. If I had, I don't know. Are you being forced to eat pussy? Why do you say, I don't, if I had, what do you say?

If I, if I, if, because you eat, you eat pussy, obviously because of the fact you're with your partner and it makes your partner feel good that is why you do it obviously you enjoy that's not that's you take enjoyment of your skill i think enjoyment of my skill in it because i no you should eat pussy if you like eating pussy it's a simple yeah exactly i'm doing it to satisfy my partner because of the fact that if i'm getting do you like eating pussy i don't hate it because i have to do no no no no no no that's you like eating pussy yeah i don't necessarily love it i don't hate it though i'm like oh you can't even answer the fucking question Because that's my genuine answer

Let me give you a baseline Let me give you a framework This is like the top three activities for me That's crazy That's insane Easily I'm not even I'm not even remotely kidding I mean good for you brother

Um Top three activities That's insane There's so many better activities There's so many better activities There's some people There's at least There's at least two

There are genuinely At least without a doubt At least five things Better than pussy It's like a good slice of pizza, a roller coaster, eating pussy. And those vary. There's very based on the day. There's some days I don't want.

There's sleeping seals. There's fighting disabled children. Well, eating is something I have to do. You don't enjoy eating. Good point. But you enjoy eating good food. But like sometimes I'm like, sometimes great food isn't necessarily like readily available. And like I have to eat.

So I have to like settle for something that's like not really what I want. But like it's. You know, it's, I don't know, eating is kind of, if I could never eat again and I could own, if I had an opportunity to just like, like, refuse myself the necessity of eating, like that I, that I could eliminate that need for me. I would absolutely do it because it would mean that the only times that I would ever eat would be like the amazing times. You know what I mean? It would be like, oh, I'm at like a fucking Michelin Star restaurant and I'm going to get like the best steak I've ever had. Yeah, I'll eat today. No, man, I would do enough for sleep.

I would remove sleep in my body entirely if I didn't hurt me. Absolutely. See, I like sleep, but I do agree. I hate it. I mean, I love it and how it feels. I enjoy sleeping. I just want to play video games all night, but I have to sleep all night. But I have to get up to fucking work.

Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah, it, having to sleep sucks. Yeah. If I'd have to sleep, I would just learn. I would just learn all day. I'd be like, I can just keep learning shit. I can keep doing shit. Fucking gay little nerd.

That's insane little nerd. I'd be able to speak Spanish in like a week. I'd be better. I'd be in time. Highly fluent Spanish in the week. This is fucking, I'm disgusted. Yeah, that's crazy. You guys are chimps, that's why.

You have a backlog of games just sitting in your fucking steam and you're like, oh, I'm going to learn Spanish. That's true. What the fuck? After I'm done bettering myself and I'm an apex version of myself. You know how great it would be, but like, you know, oh, man, it's like 3 a.m. I'm doing literally nothing. I'm just going to go to the gym for two hours. It's like, fucking.

Yeah, yeah, you would be so productive if you didn't have to sleep, it's insane. So that, I guess if the question. was more accurate to like if you could get rid of one thing then yeah for sure absolutely and then I'll go out of my feeling afterwards but the question but the question things my emotional feelings like I become a sociopath

I turn that off I could do that for you I could just hit you in a really specific part of your brain I'll probably just be disabled probably just be like well we could we could reable you though like we could we could reable you yeah we have the technology we can lobomize you and then reattach it the part that we yeah we could we could

We could lobotomize you and then re-bottomize you. Yeah, we figured it out. The idea of somebody be like, yeah, take away my emotions. We keep it in vinegar. You keep it in vinegar. We chill it. You pickle my brain? Imagine, imagine, like, your synapse is firing in a pickled state.

That's crazy. You turn it to the Grinch. You'd have a VIEC transform into the Grinch. Enter the Grinchification Chamber. Oh, man. Man, all right, what else? What else? I hope you all get lobotomized, like, as just, like, as a people, like, as a human species.

Nah, bro. Just put everything in a level playing field. Go watch Evang alien if you want that. You're fucking loser. That's a good. It's a good name. I haven't read the question yet, so this might be terrible, but, like, I like the name. $50 patrons get to design Sweeney's newest laugh, rodent.

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No, that's it. How would you get like enough of them that it would be really difficult to commit to that I would do it I would I would I would go and I would that's just on me I'd do it I'd be like yeah dude Yeah, they got like send in like a voice message to like how you laugh to use that laugh for a day You know what's crazy? I feel like I'm crazy enough that I would adapt those laughs and it'd become real laughs of mine Yeah, probably would yeah yeah I already I want one that's just him announcing that he's laughing Ha ha ha laugh at I am laughing.

Chuckle. Chuckling glee. Ha-ha. Chuckling glee. All right. Hello, Gus, Frank, Jesse Pigman, and Walter Jr. Yeah, who's who? I don't know. I guess.

Am I Walter Jr? Because I'm disabled? The white one? Wait, wait. Well, no, because... Disabled? Who is it again? I am.

Gus. Gus, Jesse, and Walter. I'm definitely... I'm both of those things. Yeah, because you're a... Half of your head's missing. Hey, bro. Listener since episode...

He says, listener since episode zero managed to end my homelessness, but still can't do $25 just yet. Question is, what combination of annoyances would make you violent? For example, someone who puts pineapple on pizza also talking with their... Also talking with their mouthful. Oh, I see like a compounding pet peeve is what you're asking. Like two infuriating things at once. Or someone bad mouthing Keith David. while also being female.

Women cannot, that is fair, women cannot talk, that would set me to fuck off. Women cannot talk shit about Keith David. That would actually, hearing that out loud, like as I read it, I thought that's ridiculous,

but like now I'm imagining the scenario that would really inferior. Hold on. I won't go that, I will go that far, but in little caveat is that they would have to be like a valley girl. It would have to be one of those.

Then I would snap. I would snap, for sure. If Lily started talking shit about Keith David, I would push her to the floor like Dr. Light does to fucking roll. Let's go. That is the oldest fucking gif in my phone. That shit is so funny because it's just him shoving her to the floor. It's so funny. That context is the best.

Anytime a girl says something stupid, I share that gift to them 100%. I wish I could. I miss being a kid and being able to do that and not being like a, bigger deal than it is. It's not a big thing. You know? Like as a kid, you can just shove a girl to the floor. I'm like, oh, you're just being a mean boy.

Oh, that's what you mean. Yeah, okay. But now I'm like, if I shove a girl to the floor, I'm like an abusive jerk. Well, you're going to go to jail, yeah, they're going to, they're going to kill you in jail and then you're going to get raped by the devil. But I'm bro. So I would say like my combination. Yeah. But I don't know, my combination, I don't know, like a combination of Pepi, I would say, Um, man.

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That's crazy. I don't know. I don't know if I have any, like... I don't know if I have any... That is out of pocket. That is so fucking banana. That was so... I don't know.

I don't know... I don't know... I don't know if I have any, like, pet peeves that necessarily compound to that degree. I know something that would... I would... Maybe I will I'm not violent. I'm not. Okay, sir.

I'm not a violent. There's limits, right? I feel like everybody has a limit, right? Oh, yeah, for sure. This is probably, I would irrationally make me violent. This person, because I don't care if someone actually eats pineapple on their pizza. Just get it the fuck away from me, right? I just don't.

So now if somebody does something this asinine where they get half the pizza pineapple and half like maybe just pepperoni. Oh. And then, and then here's the compound. They take the pepperoni slice. They take, no, you piece of shit. You don't. Then we're fighting. I understand this experience so deeply.

You guys are so, that is such. That's crazy. You fucking ruin half the pizza and you have the, you have the gall to fucking just take the old. I'm just getting mad thinking about that shit. where I'm like, how fucking dare you, dude? It's so personal, too, because it's not a closed system. It's not like half of the pizza is just, you know, pineapple, and then half of it is just pepperoni. Like, that's a singular unit.

Like, if you've made half of the pizza pineapple, that pineapple has in some way, whether you like it or not, affected the pepperoni half anyway. 100%. Like, there's oils and all sorts of shit that get released and, like, drip and soak. Like, you can't just make two individualized pizzas. It's not real. That's why, like, even if you get, like, half plain, half pepperoni, like, it's going to be a really greasy plane. Like, the plane path is going to be way more greasy. Yeah, it's going to start seeping over.

Yeah, so you've, I don't know, man, that's, that is a, yeah, that's, that's rough. Especially if they wanted the fucked side and then they're just like, actually, never mind. Yeah. This is so crazy to me Because that shit could not even close to them That's not even close to bothers them for me I'm like yeah whatever I've left places

I've left parties for this It's like just So on On two separate occasions I remember being like really hungry at a party And then like they got like These absurd combinations And then what really pissed me up

Was that they got I guess they assumed That most people would be into like all sorts of things So they just got everything under the fucking sun They got like pepperon They got pepperoni, they got plain, they got, you know, pineapple. And it was all halves, right? And then everybody zoomed for all the parts that weren't the specialties. So all the planes, all the pepperonies were gone, and all that was left was the fucking, you know, all these like overloaded.

Salad. And I'm just like, and I remember being like, I'm hungry. Who the fuck does that? And I remember, like, I'm like, yo, why do you get a salad pizza, dude? Dude, I remember being so. Dude, I remember being so hungry. And I was just looking at it. I was just like, I'm going.

I'm going. And then I went out on the street and I got like a burrito from like a from a place. And I just went home. Like I was just like I'm not eating this fucking shit. And it wasn't even like a respectable like oh, okay like maybe like meat lovers or like a supreme.

It was like these obnoxious combinations. Yeah, those people should be. It's one of those things. I feel like it sounds funny to say. But that would make me more angry than say that person just opening up a box of pizza order and just start spitting in them or something because I'd be like what the fuck are you doing but I'd probably laugh at how insane that is yeah that's what I'm saying I'd probably laugh how insane that is but then I would I

would rather I would rather you simply molested me quite frankly like I would rather you drugged me and and just completely molested me yeah and left me a little bit scarred then then did then did this fucking you guys have such you guys are so bothered you guys are such bothered because people because that shit couldn't even tempt that. That's not even close. There's something about, right? Well, yeah, because Kingston would just fall asleep in the middle of everybody eating the pizza.

Yeah, and I'd be fine. And then I wouldn't be bothered. I'd wake up like, oh, we're done here and I'd leave. Oh, you guys are fucking, they're shaking and crying in anger. I'd be like, hey, that's crazy. You're freaking see the income set. I'm so fucking. Oh, oh.

All right, look, I'm not sitting there. seething and vibrating. I'm just like, oh, okay. You're crying and shaking. You're crying and shaking. And about to piss yourself. No, man, haymakers. I just don't know why. I just don't know why, I just don't know why we pretend like pepperoni and plain aren't like the ideal slices. That is it, though. I mean, you are, you, well, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. PSA.

Okay, you go first. If you're, if you're, if you're at a place, right, you have to say like, oh, I'm having a get-together, right? optimal places to buy You buy pepperoni pizza You buy plain pizza Optimal right Yeah right

There are specialty slices That are delicious in their own right They exist right Sure But if you're having a get-together You're an idiot If you buy anything other than pepperer Unless you know your friends

I know my friends right If I get buffalo chicken on pizza Right If I think some buffalo chicken pizza I know my homie I know my homies will come by And they'll love it Because we love buffalo chicken pizza

We like it That's not that we all grew up eating But let's say if I'm throwing it You get together Then you get like fucking vegetarian pizza and then Supreme and in Hawaiian, you're an ass, you're a jackass.

You should be dragged behind a building and beaten savagely. The rule should be for any get-together, and I mean this of any size, that you start with a plain and pepperoni. You're not a plane and pepperoni there. A full pie, full plain, full pepperoni, regardless of how many, because if you have more people, then you can start adding weird shit.

Then you can be like, all right, the third pie, okay, fine. The third pie can be I don't know Fucking half supreme Half meat lovers Fucking whatever you want But like

You're being too generous But you need that base Whenever Whenever you're throwing a party That's it Whenever you throw a party That's how I do right things Right

Whenever I throw a party I get two pieces for people Right People gonna come by I'm gonna get two things I'll get two bland shit For them to do things And then I'm getting

One thing that I like People want some of the thing I like I'm fine because I'm not gonna finish that by myself But I'm making sure I'm getting my two things if they were to shut the fuck up and won't complain about me having. Listen, my pet peeve, my pet peeve is somebody buying me food and they complain to my face about it. That's one of my pet peeves.

The other one would be someone standing behind me and complaining about something I bought for the meat. That would be my second. That would lead me to violence because I can't think people standing behind me right next to you. Yeah, that shit had happened. People being next to me in general, I don't like it. Don't fucking come near me. It's so, like, the idea of hosting is just, is genericism. always whether it

drinks, whether you just get the generic shit. And usually, let's say I've been to so many fucking parties that you already know generic shit's going to be there. So sometimes if you wanted to drink something specific, you would bring it yourself. You bring it, exactly. Yeah, like, pretty simple. Like, chicken,

you bring a chicken, get boneless and non-boneless. Like, just, that's it. Because there's some... No, you don't get boneless. There's some people that have to fuck with that shit. If you don't like bone chicken, you're a fucking slow-mo idiot punk bitch. I know people that are like, I'm a

It's gross to eat chicken with bone in it And I'm like, you should be really, you should be Savagicatorial to the people that are like vegetarian We're just having like a, you know, plain pizza, whatnot But someone who's like, oh, I'd rather not have This in there where it has like all the veins and all the stuff like that I just want to, I just want to just maybe a little piece of slice of breast And you're like, fuck you

You are a piece of shit. Matter of fact, eat it someone that's not my fucking home, bitch. Get the fuck out of here, you dumb ass. That's so aggressive. Damn, bitch. Now, you were calling us. You were calling us irrational. Damn, bitch.

I'm so sad. I hate that. People that say that shit make me so fucking irrationally mad. Why? Because, like, not, so that means your dumbass grew up eating chicken nuggets only. Did you only eat chicken nuggets? Are you fucking slow? You never ate regular,

chicken you never ate chicken off the bone? Is that bother you really? You know you have bones too. I think it does bother some people. I've actually, you know you have bones too. Don't you know you have bones? I love the idea of somebody being like, I don't like, I don't like bone and chicken. It's like, don't you know you have bones. Don't ass? That is so, that response. That is such a wild argument. I'll allow it because it's so irrational and so intolerant and I'm just like fair enough. My problem is this right. I'm not an angry person. When I get angry, I burn really bright. I burn really bright. For like the dumbest fucking bullshit. We're like, we're talking about somebody being so fucking insensitive to like fuck up a pizza, like half a pizza and shit. And you're like,

oh, that's crazy that you would even be bothered by that. Some motherfuckers like, hey, I'd prefer to not have bones in my food. And then you're like seething. Why the fuck do you want to, like, why the fuck do you want? Like, why? Like, I understand. I underlook. It's actually. You're very easy. In fact, in fact, actually, you know what? Fuck the chicken. I want just the bones, actually. I only want the bone.

I want marrow. I'm in a marrow kind of mood. I'm trying to make jello. It's, I don't know. I think it's actually a pretty easy argument. Like, because I actually prefer. I prefer non-bone stuff for two reasons. Fucking stupid ass.

You know what? That's your preference. And you're welcome. I mean, let's go. Let's go. I'll fucking, I'll fight you. I like anything with bones because I get to eat the bones. Like that.

Like, if you see it, my thing is, I'm like, then eat the bones, nigga. Get the, get the marrow. My thing is, I like knowing that this thing I'm eating was alive and walking around. That's why I like having bones. I like knowing because the honey, because that can just be fucking fake meat. You're eating with that fucking chicken tandy's and shit. This thing that has a bone, I knew this motherfucker was alive. And I'm sucking all the fucking.

Do you think they'll ever make, like, vegan chicken? Do you think they'll ever make, like, vegan chicken with, like, fake bones? That would be so fucking redundant. No, not even redone. Sorry. That would be like the antithesis of the reason for doing it. It's a fake pose in there. It's just like, just to give the full, the, the full experience. Yeah.

Ew. That's so gross. Asparagus. Like a wafer? What would you do? I don't know. I hate the fucking boneless crowd, man. Like I understand preferring it.

I understand preferring it. But like, ew, I don't eat it with a bone. It's like, you mother, you. weak Why is that so like I don't I don't understand You're prey

It is weird to find it gross I don't understand that That's easy Like there's a lot of Say there's a lot of people That Like say there's people that

Like I feel like Us here We wouldn't be comfortable Slaughtering our own food I would How would A hundred percent I'm getting it

Dugting it You know Prepping it like from scratch Like it's probably I don't know it I don't know it For a chicken For a chicken

I could do So you'll like You'll cut it You'll cut it You'll cut the chicken's head off. Dude, I will, I do shit to that chicken that would get me canceled probably. Like, I would kick it in the stomach.

I would put my, I would place my foot on the chicken's head, and then I would kick it in its body till it died, and then I would go in a... That is, that is so crazy. I wouldn't even stop on his head. I would just kick it. Shout out to our vegetarian. I would entirely ruin to be doing that to it. Vegan listeners right now.

I do shit. Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck the chickens. I kill. You know, for a chicken, I could do it. I think for a bigger animal, I'd have a harder time.

Like, a cow and a pig, like, I would have a harder time. Right. So, I guess even that. Like, even, but the idea of... I would drop a heavy rock on a pig's head. The idea is with the bones and everything. It's reminiscent of the... It's reminiscent of the horrible, the meat industry.

That, like, you can kind of separate yourself more from it. Even though you know you're still contributing to it, You just kind of separate yourself more from it. And that's kind of all we do is humans. We're trying to separate ourselves from all of the atrocities in the world. So that's kind of like another step of it. There's something about the bone. There's something about the bone, though.

There's something about the bone, though, that, like, I don't know. Like, like ribs off the bone, you know, like there's something. Just the experience of eating something with a bone. Like, I like it. It's, I don't know if it's like a ape brain thing or what. No, absolutely. I think so. is that stuff for the more sounder I sleep, bro.

I fucking love it, bro. That's why I love sleeping now. Let's get some more people having a bad time. I don't know why everybody thinks I'm such a fucking psychopath. I'm such a nice guy. I'm riled up because of that bone shit, dude. I'm such a nice guy. I'm awake now.

All right, let's move on. Let's move on to some, we got some more questions out of the way. Yeah, yeah, let's go. Capricious Simp wrote in. This is Greetings Minority Report. I've been made aware of a Hatsunei Miku and Sedet off collab from a while ago, and I was

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from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit 4tho-the-people.com for an office near you. So I don't know. But I know, I know Hatsunei-Miku. I know Hatsunei-Miko enough to know that it's anime mixed with something that probably is very not anime at all. So like I the thing that came to mind immediately when I read this was when Lincoln Park did that thing with Jay-Z

That was like in-house cool That was cool but I remember being like yeah Like at the time I was like really caught off guard by that Yeah Yeah I was tired of being what you want whole time is that Chester was a hip-hop fan That's the reason why that was like wasn't the wildest thing to me Because he would be at hip-hop shows conflict that's like on MTV's like Chester Bennett's spot

of that this rap show and it's just like people are like that's weird he likes rap and it's like well yeah probably he's of that proper age to really enjoy rap music yeah i don't know that's the one that came to mind immediately i'm sure there are other ones but i know we need we know we need we need a we need a we need a kuklux klan isis collab bro that'd be fire right yeah yeah is iis even a thing anymore the kukuts clan they're laying low they're laying low they're just Moss is time to shine now. They're like, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're apex right now. You know, and you know, your enemies are down and the guy comes down.

He's like, I got you. Don't worry. I'll take all right to the fight. That's how my, I was like walking into the battle. I'll do the rest. Don't worry. It's like fucking, uh, fucking, wait, never mind. That didn't happen.

That was, that was my revisionist history of, I was thinking of Luke Skywalker shows up to rescue them, uh, people in Force Awakens. I just like, I just recon that shit in my head. You just made a better movie in your head. Oh yeah, and you believed it. I was like,

Luke shows up to save them, which, which should have happened. Remember Luke Skywalker showed up as a fucking vision, bro? A vision, bro. Remember everybody was tripping on LSD and saw Luke Skywalker? Dude,

I don't, man. I don't, I don't know. I definitely, I want a sneaker collab with, I want a D&D, what you call it, Jordan Sneger Collab. I'd like that.

A D&D what? A D&D Jordan Sinker collab. Did you see Sam and Frodo playing D&D? Let me see Ball Skate 3. Yeah, of course. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was kind of cool. I was a cool.

I always thought Lanku was a cool dude. Yeah, but Sean Asson's a cunt. Is he? Yeah, he's not the best. I didn't know. I don't know. I'm being mean because he blocked me. on Twitter and I still don't really

Because you flamed him so many times vocally dude Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait this true wait wait wait Yeah this is true Let me see if it's still true Why? Why? I don't know I had a joke a while ago A lot of time no no that was a joke

That was just a joke that wasn't like real That's so awesome Sean Aston The fuck Sam you bitch Yeah you're blocked John Ashton you can't follow or see Sean Aston's That is fucking awesome Now do you think it was

He went out of his way to do it or it was a block list I think it was a block list I don't think it was like the joke that I was running with for a while Is because I made fun of him in stranger things And I laughed at him for dying That's right That's right But like that's not real

Like I did that interpersonally I think I tweeted about it once But I didn't tag him And also that's a weird thing for like any actor I doubt he's that sensitive But like I think it was probably like a block list Or like a you know Just something that he signed up for

That he didn't realize He didn't realize that he was alienating himself from the best friend he could have had. But, you know, that's his fucking loss. You know. Well, fuck that mix and match to put in a stew ass motherfucker. Anyway. Sing it out of that. Saddest.

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I don't know. I don't like being very aware of the components that make me up as a... As like a living creature. Like even just being aware of the fact that our bones are at the center of us is like kind of, I don't know. It's upsetting to think about it. Anyway, if we could bring...

So we've been granted to audience where the ghost. We could choose any dead person I use. Yes. Bring it back to life. We get two, we get two questions, and then they're dead forever. Who are we willing to kill forever, basically, for our own, to satiate our own curiosity? So obviously there's like the real answer. Like, I'm like, oh, my mom, but like, nah. Cameron Boyce. I want to do them fun. So like, uh. Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one.

20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit 4thepiebel.com for an office near you. Cool. Hmm. I have a great one. I have one, at least.

I have one. I would get Lance Reddick. And I would ask him to record a cool ringtone for me, or like a voicemail. That'd be cool. And that's it. I don't even need a second question. I would resurrect Jason David Frank, the green slash white ranger,

and ask him if he'd be cool if I can pipe his daughter. That's crazy. Imagine being at peace, like at permanent peace and then being pulled out of it, just so some fucking nerd can ask you like, hey, bro, can I pipe your daughter? Is his daughter hot? Yeah, she's pretty attractive. She's pretty attractive. But then what happens if he says no?

And then you're like, then it's a shame you. I'm going to ask again because I got two questions. I'm going to ask again. That's great. I would, for first, I'd bring back. I'd bring back. Answer wisely, Jason David Frank. Please.

That's your second question is please. Please. All right, man. Then he just dies. I'd be like. I'd bring back Jesus. I'd be like, yo,

were you really, like, were you really that lit? I'd bring my, like, were you really that lit? I'd be like, he would be like,

he'd be like, what? He'd say it was an air make, and I'd be like, were you really like, were you like, you like, you know,

like, were you like this? Or are you like, yeah? Like, were you like this? So wildly ignorant. I would be curious about that too.

Like, I think I would, I would, Jesus is a good. answer. That would be cool. Because then you can see, you know, if there actually is, like, like an actual Jesus existed and see what the fuck he actually looked like and not this Spanish-ass fucking version of him. Is just me? Is this a picture of me? That'd be so old. Hey, you, what you would, no, see, what would happen is you would resurrect a guy actually name Jesus

Christo or whatever and it would not be the actual guy that they're referring to because whatever his real name is, we need a. find out that. Well, if you, if you could theoretically just sort of bypass that and it's already magic anyway. So like the idea of it's like, I want the real Jesus Christ. I want the, I like it, I like it. Yeah, I want that Jewish

nigger from Bethlehend that was born because his mom fucked the win. I want that one I want, I want Jesus Christ from, from you know, the basis of Christianity. I want to see him. I want to see him and I want to ask him just anything

really. His reaction, I think, would say a lot, because if he's freaked out by the fact that he's alive again, then you're already off to a good start. No. You know. You're already off to a pretty good start. Who's another one, not asked?

He's like, you should be familiar with this. I would ask Hitler, like, yo, why were you tripping so hard, bro? Yeah, that's good one. Why were you walling so hard? Like, dude, like, do you even believe if you were talking about? I would want to ask the blind book. See, I would bring back. My struggle.

See, I would actually. now that you brought up Hitler, I think I would bring back and I don't know if they're dead for sure but like I would bring back the people who turned him away from art school and ask them. They're definitely dead Chris.

Well, I mean... 99% sure, yeah. How would they be alive? I don't know, maybe they fell in ice. Dude, so stupid. They'd still be dead. They'd still be dead. No, but I would bring them back and I would be like, what was it?

Like, I saw the paintings. Like, they're fine. Like, they're completely. Like, why'd you do that? Do you, like, I think I would, I think I would want to, you can not blame them for that. No, I'm not necessarily blaming them. There's no blame necessarily. But I am saying, I am going to tell them, I want them to know.

I do want them to know that their stinginess. kind of, you know, kind of led to the extermination of millions of Jews. That's not. You know history? You know history? That's not, it's not their, there's so many other people to blame instead of them. Right. Right. But Kingston, but Kingston, but Kingston, it's not not.

No, but Kingston, it's not their fault either. You know what you guys did? You know what you all did? You guys, not America and France and everybody. taxing Germany to the point that they almost fell apart. No, no, no, no, you. You did this. Yeah, but Hitler was the ideological framework for the type of atrocity that had.

Like, I'm sure, like, a war would have happened still. But, like, I don't know if you would have had fucking concentration camps without Hitler. Like, I don't think it's like. You did this. Like, you did that because you just looked at this painting and just arbitrarily decided it wasn't good enough. It's like, why? He clearly can draw. He clearly can paint.

Hiller fucked his girl The person that had the You know the the answer It was like not It was just pretty Man Can you imagine If that was really the reason

Like if Hitler fucked their daughter Or like their wife or something Or their ex-girlfriend or something And then there's like Listen he can paint But like he's not allowed here Imagine the Holocaust was purely Purely because of a woman

That's insane That'd be awesome You could probably Honestly if you probably look back far If you probably find it is I feel like every problem Is a woman's fault if you like really dig into it.

But let's not like let's not let's not. Let's not harken on that. Very biblical with you. Because the wrong crowd's going to take that up, but I feel like I'm not kidding. Not to be sexes. That reminds me. I think it's true.

Not to be sex. He just said that. He just said that. No, I'm saying, I'm saying this as to someone that's removing. Like I understand what it sounds like. And I understand that it's, this is Chris Brown again.

You're just, you're off on this tangent. But if you probably look back far enough, you can find every problem is caused by. a woman, not due intent of the woman being terrible, not of intent of the man going. But that doesn't matter, you just said it's all women's fault. But yes, but it's probably not because of the reasons of the woman being terrible. It's like, oh, for this bitch. But does it matter?

Does it matter if it, does it matter if the Holocaust happens whether, like, because somebody is terrible or not? Like, the end result is still the Holocaust. Not really. It depends on why things happen. There needs to be, there needs to be plot. That's not real. Not if, not if the outcome is still.

You got to find out what the character, what, what, the end result. characters are at play and why things happen. No, but if the outcome is still heinous and evil and awful, it doesn't really matter. Yes, but there's no character, Chris. All right, so theorized to me how it was a woman's fault with Hitler leading to causing a Holocaust or committing a Holocaust. Before we get into this, I do want to mention that it is annoying. Success starts with your drive.

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largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. To see that, that whole, because there's a quote that goes around often, or it's like behind every great man is a great woman, but then like Hitler shows up and suddenly, It's like, it was him. Let's at least share. At least share and, you know, if you're going to take the credit, take the blame as well. Yeah, it's one of those feel-good quotes that are meaningless, of course. Yeah, it's not real.

It's not real. It's not real. Like, usually, every great woman's a great man. It's like, no. Like, usually these people are terrible. Yeah. But, in fact, every great person in throughout history has probably been, like, very awful, actually. Like, if you really, if you really look into it.

Yeah. They're awful to the people that lose to them. I love that joke about, I love that Shane Gill's joke about George Washington being this six-foot-tall ginger retard with fucking wooden teeth, barreling through the fucking woods, screaming. Like, terrorizing trees. Like, he was, George Washington was obscenely tall for that time. For the time. He was. That's terrifying.

Because everybody's bloodline was all muddy and the same. And he probably was the only person that had a little bit of different genealogy. And he was. No, I think it was actually the opposite, I think. No, it was actually way, way to everybody was inbred to shit because people were in small-ass-counts. No, you didn't hear what I said and you jumped off, which is very, very, you know, it's very you. But what I'm saying is, what I'm saying is that George Washington, I would argue, is probably like the most inbred of all of them. Maybe.

Everybody came up to America. It's probably different towns, I think, at that time. Well, at the very least, he ended up at a state, the state that he was in at the state that he was in at the, end of his career was ostensibly where he would have been if he was inbred. He had lead teeth. Did you know that? Hey, bro. Shit happened.

I thought he had lead teeth. That is fucking crazy. That dude was seeing, that dude was seeing fucking spiders and, like, demons everywhere probably was completely illegible because his teeth were probably incompletely wrong. How he won. That's why he wanted freedom, bro. Yeah, it's how he won. Yeah, he had some, had some, it's some.

psycho off lead like seeing lead vision screaming through the woods hacking British soldiers to pieces. That's why we got freedom resources. The Brits they had everything they easily could have trounced us but this dude he saw colors

that nobody else could see he saw things he peered into parallel universes where you can see different outcomes. Yeah he probably saw the enemy's speech bubbles from like across the horizon. It's like, there they are, I see them.

I see them. They're saying, and, like, translate exactly what they're saying because he's that fucking completely detached from the material world. He's, like, I sent it into the astral plane. He had those lead teeth, and he saw Hiroshima, and he's like, we're going to win this. I'm sure of it. He's like, we're going to win. We're going to do way bigger things.

He saw Kim Kardashian's ass. He was like, holy shit. And he was like, we're going to win. We're going to be okay. We're going to do way bigger things that we're doing right now. Trust me. Then he ran into the woods with two axes, the size of regular people, and it started spinning, cutting people in that.

He looked like the Hazis-Assetian devil to spinning with two acts. He saw fucking, uh, he saw, uh, fucking biot shock infinite. And he was like, yo, that's, that's my future. That's what I'm going to turn into. Could you imagine you walk in a room with George Washington staring at a wall? And he's, in his mind, he's watching. I-o-shot gameplay. And he's like,

yo, it's his fucking gas. The idea, I love about this is like, there's so much, there's so much historical significance on, like, the idea of being able to interact with George Washington at all, right?

And just be able to share anything with him. And the idea of just like, just like, hey, I got George Washington here. He's back from the dead for like, I don't know, 10 minutes.

You have him, you have the floor with him for the, for the next 10 minutes, and then he's gone forever. I think some kid walks up to him Pulls out his phone goes to look at this and it's the first 10 minutes of bio That is fucking insane

He'd be like Yo maybe everyone should be free dog Yo maybe freedom's the way to go And he leaves he's like thank you thank you kid No he'd probably scream Nah cry And then and then he was He's the father of our nation he wouldn't cry

He's no pussy You know how many of you know how many of our ancestors he killed he was his brain was on lead dude like he's probably crying just because he's probably crying running from his shadows you know like fighting those shadows and whooping their asses

I heard he spent the I already spent the last remaining years of his life just trying to to build a Bowshock Infinite Patriot where he was just like I need how do I do this I need to figure this out

he spent the last thing is like trying to wave dash like he was in melee, bro. He is a fucking king. He saw George watch it at the end of his life trying wave dashing in his fucking home. He's doing this. He's sliding throughout the bedroom. And it's like, yo, this guy's nasty with it.

All right. Let's do one more. I love the revisionist history, creative wave dashing. Yeah. Maybe we need to rewrite. Maybe we need to rewrite the Revolutionary War. like how it really happened what is it? Oh the true

Oh oh oh oh extra ammo the truth about The Revolutionary War Yes We tell it from the What they don't want you to know Yeah The snark tank writes American history That's great

You go back in time when the British Empire is just black people The whole time they were all black people All right let's not get carried away I was that We have a lot of reality The amount of shit we would have to do to get to where we are now is like actually really tragic. What happened, bro?

There has to be a God and God has to show up and did something to us for us to end up. God left for a little bit. He shows up and then he's like, like he drops his coffee. Like, what? How do this happen? I got to correct this. And then he, you know. Zap.

Oh my God. That's so funny. That's so funny that this. Okay. Last question. Perfect. Perfect. from balls

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But thank you for writing in Hello my favorite N-word sayers What is A piece of media That you cannot Possibly

Understand the amount of praise it receives Here's a starter For me Bioshock Infinite is hot fucking garbage

I hate that I hate that two Should have been aimed at Infinite Yeah So that's It's so funny that that was brought up.

That never, Bioschak never comes up pretty much ever. Right. In our comments. Like maybe like very rarely, but the idea that it would come up now. First of all, I think it's,

I just don't like the hyperbole. When people talk about shit, like the fact that they would say Infinite is hot fucking garbage is so fucking absurd. Like there's a lot of people that they were saying it was underwhelming. They're like,

I didn't really like it. But hot garbage is, A fucking crazy thing to say. That's nothing bothered. That's one of my, that's one that bothers me a lot when people don't, like there are things that I don't like, right? That people like a lot, right?

100%. But when people say something, that objective, like you just don't like it. To say it's dog shit is insane. That is a maddening thing for me. It's like, how can you,

like how? Did you absorb it? Did you absorb this thing? Are you just saying you don't like it because you thought you don't like? Like for me personally, I really don't understand. Success starts with your drive,

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you. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. Um, I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound

529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. the degree of hate that Last of Us 2 gets. I don't understand why it gets that degree of hate, but I do understand why it's disliked. Let's be real. Like the most,

the biggest wave of hate are the same people that were mad at the Starfield pronouns. That's the main wave of hate. But the other like criticisms, right? There was just really the only two criticisms, really. Well, actually there's really only one criticism, just the killing off Joel really fast and then fucking and then the the pacing it's a little

it's like jumbled around I feel like those are the only two main things the big one of the game the way that game is structured everything could have been exactly the same Joe could have died at that same point if the game was structured differently and it's not structured well I that I still would have I just I just feel like if you're if you're good it's like I rewatched Castlevania on Netflix recently to watch Nocturnal or Nocturn. And Castlevania is, it's the way that it's perfect writing. It's one of those things that are you, it's hard to use that word.

But the way that I'm like, oh, this is how you write a story. This is how you tie up everything in a nice, neat bow and have everybody satisfied. They wrote it in. Except for the ending where Dracula and his wife come back in and like, Alicard's just sad he's still kind of sad that he had to kill his dad and stuff like other than that it was dope the ending was stupid. The last few

moments of the ending was stupid. He like they have no revenge in their heart. They're they're they survive. They will fucking they said we'll leave him be for now but we'll meet up with him later because it's kind of inappropriate to be like hey

you know just right away. After all the shit he's been through they show back up and he's like I can't do this anymore. So I'm really talking out. Everything kind of got like tied together in a nice knee bow. It was a nice wrap up.

Right. In a way that like this is how you write a story. And then there's Neil Druckman where he's like I want to go against the grain in every way possible. Right. We don't need to rehash it. But it's just like,

but yeah. I think it's the structure for sure. I think the order that things happen like certain things happen way too early. Like I don't know the point. I don't think there was really much of a point in doing it like structuring it in a non-linear style,

like where you would go back and live through... There's a lot of problems with that game, for sure, but a lot of the vehement hatred comes from psychos. Yeah. Like, you know, like, I... 100%. Like, my criticism of that game is my criticism for a lot of games, even games that I love,

is that, like, it's just, like, it's too long. Like, it overstays its welcome. It runs out of new things to show you halfway through, and then you've still got 50% of the game left, and you're like, oh, shit, nothing new is happening outside of story beats that, like, really could have been written a little bit tighter. it's the same problem that I have with

Death Stranding and Red Dead 2 and all these games that like these are games that I love but in a non-fantasy setting you run out of shit to do quick like you can do things but it's like the literal same thing oh I'm just gonna blast people yeah it's different than Baldersgate or something where like I understand why Baldersgate needs to be over 100 hours because like there's just so much you can do

but like bro there's a Gordon Rams in a game that I just learned about there's a Gordon Ramsey chef where he's just saying Gordon Ramsey lines I just discovered this A little while ago Is it in the lower city? No I He has to be yeah he's in the lower city

He's in lower city yeah I know what you're talking about I didn't know about this until very recently And I was like dude there's so It just made I was like dad god damn Damn it there's so much I sunk in 170 hours And I'm still missing a lot of shit And I'm like dude this is insane

It's just so crazy Yeah the last of us too has a lot of problems But it's it's I don't know, the hate for it's pretty insane. Bioshock Infinite, what is the biggest problems you think it has? So I think a lot of people going from Bioshock to Bioshock Infinite were expecting more of a horror game, more of like a, kind of like an immersive sim style game like the original Bioschak was,

and what they got was more of a linear narrative-based action shooter, which is, I guess, fair. I guess the only issue that I have with that really is, like I loved Bioschic, In fact, I thought it was great. I think it's still a great game. I like it a lot. I remember specifically actually liking the combat quite a bit, but a lot of people had a problem with the combat.

They didn't really like it that much, which I understand to some degree. The controls were a little weird. But I think ultimately what really bothered people was like the trailers didn't match. Like the teaser trailers didn't, the promise of the trailers didn't match what the game was. So like, but as somebody who was only kind of cursoryly,

like I wasn't really paying that much attention to Biashic Infinite. I didn't pay attention to it all, actually. So, yeah, I just saw, I think, I was looking forward to it as it was leading up to release, but like, by the time that I was interested in Boschak Infinite, the marketing material was representative of what the game was. You know what I mean? Like, I didn't watch the trailer from like three years before and building up like some weird, oh, it's going to be like, it's going to be the original Bioshock, but crazy. Like, I had a pretty good idea of what it was going to be by the time I was getting excited for it. And it lived up to that for me. But yeah, I don't know. It's a weird. It's a black. Black Sheep, and I think it's probably because Bioshawk 2 came out and set the, established the idea of, oh, Bioshawk is a series about... Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our programs are designed for people who never stop. You bring the fire, APU will fuel the journey.

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probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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So like the actual ambiance of horror and not like, say, being in, because to me, I love the idea of being in this quote unquote utopia when it's clearly fucking a dystopia. when it's clearly fucking a dystopia.

I love that. I love that. That to me, like that to me is what Bioshock is. Like, Bioshock is like, here's this grand place that has like a dark undertone

and it's like, it's got fantastical elements. And the experience of Bioshock is moving throughout that world and like uncovering secrets of it. Like it's not necessarily, oh, horror or like, oh, survival horror or,

or immersive sim or like any type of genre. It's more like a vibe. And, the thing that happened with Biashok 1, Bioshock 1 happened, that was great. And then the creator of Bioshock 1 went specifically to make Bioshock Infinite. And in between and other team within the same publishing family made Bioshock 2 off of the first one. So there was like an established trend for that series.

Yeah. At that point to be like, oh, it's going to be just like the Bioshock series is going to be like Bioshock one all the time. Whereas to me it was just like always like to me like the second I finished the first Bioschuk, I was like, oh, this is clearly going to be. like if this is going to be a series at all it's going to be a series about crazy cities and

you know dark undertones and like weird kind of I don't know I don't know I think it kind of ruined people's expectations of what Bioschak is supposed to be I'm curious about the Steam reviews because I always feel like that's a really good representation how people feel retroactively and like say looking at Resident Evil 5 for example

I think it suffered from a lot of the same problems Like even the fucking colors and everything Of Infinite and Resident Evil 5 Very similar, very vibrant And but people look back fondly on Resonble 5 They had a lot of fun with it So I'm wondering Huh?

You'd call 335 vibrant Compared to any other Resident Evil fucking game in the series? Absolutely It uses bright tan a lot In the very beginning I guess Bro there's a lot of sun in that fucking More than any other Resident Evil

Like do you are outside a lot Because in the very beginning it's brighter and then it gets very dark. No, because then you even go to the marshes, which is actually my favorite. My favorite part is the marshes. That's my favorite part of the game.

Are they, you can see? It's sunny, dude. It is bright and sunny. It's the sun's out, but everything's so dark and like, mud and brown green? There's fucking green marsh,

and then there's huts. Everything's like brown green. Like, I guess, like, granted. Dude, compared to any of the other games where it's just fuck cities. And then,

and then like fucking Spanish fucking gray. Spanish gray. It's a, it's, it, it, it, it was, it, it was, it was, a very large shift for two people. I said, like, I didn't feel the same. I, I, I loved being like, this is where I'm at. I'm on a very sunny continent and, uh, but there's still a bunch of people trying to kill me. And, uh, it was very brown.

The game's very brown and every sense. I love the marshes, man, when those dudes just fucking come, they have like on the fucking boats and then you just whip their ass is hard. And then you got to go inside the fucking, so. tribal area where the people that are not bothering anybody were invaded and infected they weren't bothering anyone at all.

Hey, I got to collect some ships. I got to collect some pieces to open that gate for whatever reason it's scattered amongst the marshes. I don't know why. Why they would do something that's stupid. It's such a resonable puzzle. They're not bothering anybody.

Literally the fact that it got infected is so sad. All right, right. What's on? What's up? So the Biostrak giving it reviews, 100,000 reviews very positive. Yeah. So I think generally people have agreed. Like, I do think it, yeah, it might have disappointed people leading up to like,

launch and what people are expected, but like what the, like, what the game is is very good. Yeah. Like it is a linear narrative-based action shooter, and I think it does a really good job at doing that. Dude, we would kill for a game like this today. 100%. Like, if this game came out today, people would be like, yo, oh my God, finally. a game that a complete game with a complete story that isn't loaded with bullshit. Do you see the, do you guys happen to see, and we'll move on to the credits after this.

Right. But did you guys see the, um, the, the, the, the new video of Suicide Squad killed the Justice League? Yeah. The newest, uh, yeah. Well, I saw the thing when they tried to shoot the flash. And I'm like, that's funny because that's what would happen. He'd sit behind the person that shouldn't have like, oh, did you hit him?

I think that's funny. But, like, other than that, I know people that made that game. It's, have fun. Get it. Have fun. It's just so, dude, the UI, I tweeted about it. It's the first tweet I've done in a while. Oh, that was from that game?

Yeah, it's the UI. I didn't know what that was. Yeah. That's the suicide squad kill the Justice League game. We're like, there's just a million things on screen at once and it looks so fucking heinous. Look, I hope. You can turn it off like in a lot of games they you know they give you options of how much you want on Your your user interface or your HUD

Yeah, so I hope that you can turn that shit off Yeah, it's crazy It is so there's so much information on screen that it is actually mind-boggling like it is it is crazy that this went through any kind of Especially the fact that this game was delayed a year So like this is the polished version of of whatever they had. And I don't know, we'll see, man. I don't have a lot of faith.

Nine years they spent making this. Damn. I think it would be fun. What a fucking money pit. I don't know. I know. It would be fun, but... Success starts with your drive.

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largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident. Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It's going to be like Duke Forever or some shit. I'll check it out. I don't think it's going to be like a horrendous game, but I do think it's going to be a really fucking underworld. Like, it's going to be like maybe like mid to low 70s. I would bet. Unfortunately, dude, they missed out on the suit. The Suicide Squad was popular

in the 2010s. When they released their new fucking run comics with New 52 in it, or not New 52, that was before we knew 52, but it was just like right on the tail end of it. That was really when they should have capitalized on that shit.

But they just did Arkham, Arkham Asylum. So there were no plans of fucking with anything like that. Like, yeah, the movies came out. But at that point Fucking the people are already done with it The comic people are already like I'm good I don't fucking I don't need to do Yeah the James Gunn

Suicide Squad movie flopped in the box office It's a shame That sucks That movie was fun as a great movie It's actually like a real It's definitely the best Suicide Squad movie They come out of a lot They came on COVID time

So of course it flung Yeah It came out Was it after? I think it might have been During like during Yeah I think you're right Because I remember seeing it on HBO Max

Really quickly and being like Oh okay That makes sense. Suicide Squad. Oh, it's called The Suicide Squad, right? Yeah. The Suicide Squad, 2021. So, yeah.

This is horrible. Holy shit. Holy shit. I just, dude. I hope he can just turn that shit. Like, because that, that's, this makes, this makes Baldersgate look simple. This makes Baldersgate U.I look simple. And Balthersgate's UI is like, CRPG style UI.

And it's like almost like meant to be complicated. Right. in some way. Everything's available to you to see you right then. Right there. Because it's like, what you call? It's like, wow to me. Like, if you played wow, it looks like, that's how wow was.

Yeah, you got to take a time. That's why I could never play wow. I hate, I hate really busy UIs. Like it bothers. It's, I think it's why I love, it's why I think it's why I love Dead Space so much. Like, Dead Space's UI is fucking amazing. Granted, it's a very different game. It's doing, trying to do a very different thing.

But like, the fact that your health bar is on your back. The health is super clever. Yeah, the health bar being on your back. I mean, it's all just like so, so fucking intelligent. I love, I love, I love, yeah. I love how much that game is Metroid, you know? Like, so much of that game is just Metroid. I'm like, I like this a lot.

I really enjoy this. And then two is just super, two's ridiculous. And then three is just insane. Did you play the, one of the most fun I played in the multiplayer. That era of multiplayer was very fun. That was like Resident Evil fucking five. and like Dead Space 3 error multiplayer was just such a good time. I actually never played number three at all.

It's not very good without a partner. It's a good co-op game, but that kind of defeats the purpose of Dead Space. Did you play Kingston the remake? I haven't finished. No, I finished it. Yeah, I finished it already. Very good. Dude, I loved it.

It improves the game in a lot of ways. I just, it's just a fun game to play. I'm definitely more on RE3. Like, I still play R83 4 every day. I play that game. Like, I play missionaries every day because I love killing those people. I just love killing everybody. It makes my heart happy.

I love killing everybody. I just love killing those. It makes my heart feel good. Nice. Let's get the fuck out of here. I play as 8-0-1 and just like watching those titty move around, it makes my day, bro. Bro, just slap on a new mod real fast. I promise you, five minutes.

Just fluffy manager, just 8-0-1 mod, drag it in there. It's on. Like, it's that fast. It's literally that fast. I have a steam deck now. I can probably what you call it, just steam streaming in my freaking, what you go on my living room.

I mean, I still think you should expose her breasts, so, you know, just saying. They made her so hot for no reason, bro. That is the best gloop in video games by far.

She was even not hot in the first one, but like now that he's just crazy hot. Did you guys see the, the actress, the actress for Mary Jane talking on, on Twitter about how like Spider-Man fans are fucking freaks and because

they were because they were like harassing her about how ugly she looked in the game or something. Yeah. Yeah, Spider-Man fans are weird bro. It is a shame. It's insane that they... The thing, you know what really bothers me about that entire conversation is that like I actually feel like there's an intelligent conversation to be had about like why certain studios are so bad at translating their actors into their games and other studios are really good at it. Yeah. Like there's like, because I don't think it's, I don't think it's, I don't think

the people who are like, oh, Mary Jane's ugly in Spider-Man too, I don't think they're wrong. Like, when you see the actress, it's confusing. It's really confusing how they botched her in that way. And then like how, like, you have other studios that do like a fucking amazing job. But then the conversation always goes to like, fucking, this woman, this woman's fucking ugly. They modeled her after a fucking writer. It's not even really, which is insane. That conspiracy theory that like they modeled her after a writer instead and it's like a self-insert. It just gets bogged down by all these like stupid conversations. I agree.

But there's like, there's an actual conversation to be had. It's like, why are certain studios so bad at translating their models into the game engine? It's the only character that looks good in that game to me

is Miles. I think Miles looks good. And I think, and I think Rio's act game character looks like that. I think Craven looks good. I think Craven looks good too, yes. But yeah,

but I do agree a lot of the models. A lot of the models, there's a handful of the models that look pretty like ify. Mary Jane does look weird. There was that like I had that thing I didn't even get to the conversation

Because that wasn't the thing that bothered me But they were showing the comparison It was Chun Lee and Mary Jane And they were trying to say Oh this is a 60 year old Chun Lee and this is 20 year old And the thing that bothered me Was the fact that

I've seen this narrative going around Yeah I've seen this narrative that I'm like Okay because people are going after The Street Fighter 2 Fucking lore and being This is their age and Street Fighter 2 So given all these years later

This is how old they are and fucking Street Fighter 6, and I'm like, that is so asinine to me that, like, everybody would be old fucking senior citizens in the game. No, they're not senior citizens. They're all about 50, though. No, they're not. They are absolutely unethivocally not. Ken? Derek, Derek, I can prove to you they're about 50 right now.

I can literally prove it to you. They are not. Dude, none of them have gray fucking hair. Ken, Ken son is a teenager now. Ken had his son six years after two. Success starts with your drive, an American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs,

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently.

It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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He literally did. Three takes place six years after two. What are you talking about? It literally does. The beginning of three takes place six years after two because it's four years after four. Who's telling you this timeline? There is a time. There is a time.

There is not a hundred percent like the most correct thing. No, there is no official timeline. The only time when you get some little kernels, three. is the latest other than six. And in three... No, actually, you're wrong. The end of five is later than three. What the hell you're talking about?

Are you talking about DLC? No, I don't DLC. The end of five is after three. No, it's not. It literally is. No, it absolutely is not. It literally is. Bro, no, oh my God, no, it's not.

No, three. Derek, it literally is. Dude, how much you want to bet? Derek, it literally is. How much do you want to bet? The end of five, the end of five. The end of five is absolutely. So the story of five, which takes place in a, there is a linear story in five that does not take place over years.

Bro. Right. Let me explain. Street Fighter Five does not take. There's a story. Let me explain. The story is the lore. Let me explain.

The end of five does. What is the end of five to you? What are you talking about? It's after Ken talks about already training Sean. After he met Laura, he already trained Sean. Sean is already trained by him. It's done. It's finished.

That is what happens in three. Dude. He beats Sean and trains him in three. No, dude, you're thinking of third. Are you thinking of like third strike? Yes. Dude, there is a lot of Street Fighter 3 versus the second and the third. There is more time that has passed.

Like third strike is the absolute, look at, dude. I actually just, when I drove to California, I was bored and I just watched a very recent the time just explaining this guy it's called the insane lore of Street Fighter because they had an extreme and the insane lore of Tech and I watched it too yeah I think I heard of it.

So I was just having fun. This guy breaks it like just even recently breaks it down and no no three is the latest unequivocally but the point being is that there is talk of Ryu being in his 30s

in Street Fighter 3 and so Street Fighter 6 is people are trying to speculate how much later it is, people are either in their late 30s or early 40s. And to show you, none of them have fucking gray-ass hair.

Like, there is a, there is a representation of people that are old. You know who got his gray hair now? Actually, Honda. He's the only person that's starting to go gray. Literally, it's Honda. Zangif has wrinkles now. They all look mature, but they don't have what

you would say, oh, these people are absolutely, obviously middle-aged. And it's not like they shy away from that Because there's plenty of old people throughout Street Fighter, the series Like there's people that are like, Genn is an old man Like he doesn't you know what I'm saying Is this right Derek Okay so let's if we're gonna go strictly

Strictly their early 40s right Which I disagree with right Two three is years after two right Three is years It's been a while after two You would say right At least three is by itself right Yeah

Ken has a little little son in three. The little kid is small. He has two kids, but he has one little, little, little boy in three, right? Probably. I don't remember if he is. Ken's son is a teenager now, a whole ass teen now. Where do you see that?

In the Ken story, and you play six after you beat Ken's story, you see him looking out of the window of like, I really miss you, son. I'll see you soon. and he's a teenager. That's a teenage boy now. Okay, so what do you think? Like 15 years later? So he's at least 40.

He's at least 40 in some change. No, that would mean that would mean probably because in Street Fighter in the early ones, they were in their 20s. Yeah, they were 21. So by logic, if you went like, let's say 15 years later, that would make mid-30s. Even if you're 18, that would mean late 30s

if they were in their early 20s in Street Fighter 2. Street Fighter 2, they were early 20s. I would say four is after a year. years later it would probably be, bro, when I was 20 years, 15 years ago, I was 20. You know what I'm saying? How time works? That's true, right? But in two, they weren't even married yet.

Yeah. So then like, no, they got pregnant with the daughter in two. And then. Yes. At the end of two, he got pregnant. Actually, no, that's not even true. Actually, it was in four, the end of four. Well, in the four, do they talk about the end of the baby?

I think the end of four was when I think they first, now I'm getting confused, nigga. Let's stop. But look at here, I think people in the comments, you guys probably know it better than we do. There's one of you guys out there that definitely knows the game story better than we do. Just by looking at the characters, like, to think that these people are middle-aged, some of them, obviously, some of, like, obviously some people are old as fuck. But as far as the main heroes, they're, I would say early 40s, late 30s, maximum. Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get big. and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24 7 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. For Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. despite looking at them these niggas most of them aren't even graying and like if you really wanted to portray that they were getting old they would put some gray in their motherfucking beard the fact that Ryu's looking for inner piece at this age is crazy bro

this is not motherfuckettles like what is he doing at this point like Ryu you know how he needs purpose bro you're old as shit now that's the human struggles most people time for him to smash Sakura or something at this point

soccer is also so based in your argument I think you're right because Sakura at the end She finds you in the beginning of three, in regular three, Sacra finds you. And she's a teenager. And then by the end of five, she's 22. All right.

But hopefully he's getting that pussy, though. I know. Dude, I would not. If I was able to be able to, like, yo, I knew you when you were jailmate. I'm not touching you. Go fuck Chun Li. I'm sure they fuck at least once. Hey, it was legal in Japan, though, so whatever.

Stop. I think they barely changed those laws. Dude, I, I. I, I, I, I, you love, you love, you love, you're about to say? I like, I'm not going to pretend like I knew there was a story even slightly. No, that's, I skipped every, I skipped every, I skipped every single, I skipped every single character, like, yeah, to like, anything that was even a remotely a cut scene, I was like, I don't, what, I don't care, what the fuck, I'm trying to fight. Yeah, what is this? It's like, it was like, it would be like if there was a reason for, for the Tetris blocks, you know, and I mean, like, I mean, like, I mean, like, I mean, I mean, I don't.

If it wasn't for Mortal Kombat, Mortal Kombat forced fighting games to put in stories. Before it would just be very ending. At the end, when you'd beat Arcade Mode, you would get a little bit of something. But then since Mortal Kombat started killing it with these, like, really in these detailed or just, you know, Nether Realm Studios, they really just started killing it.

And that's like a big part of it. And now they're like, fuck, I guess we have to try now too. Because people feel like they're getting robbed. They're like, ah, you're not putting enough. K1. MK1 has one of the most silly moments ever. Ken she gets asses. Can she get stabbed with two sighs in the head and he gets blinded instead of dying. I was laughing so hard.

Sighs got impaled into his face and he barely got blind. That was so funny. Wait, what is this? Wait, what is this? And the other one, when he got slashed and he lost his eyes, like that makes sense. Yeah, so can she still lose his eyes. It's so funny. The way he loses his eyesight is so funny, like, because I thought the exact, I thought the same exact thing.

I was, I was laughing. In which, in which game? MK1, the latest one? The most recent one? Yeah, yeah. He gets stabbed with two sides in the head. And it wasn't like, it wasn't like, say they were like a quarter impaled, you know, like, say they were probably halfway in. They were probably, they were tickling his brain for sure.

Definitely tickled his front tool. That's so crazy I saw an image I saw a screenshot of it I'm trying to find the video But I can't What I like is that his His family's blade didn't help him

Until he was blind Where I'm like nigga where the fuck were you before No he didn't have it yet He didn't have it Oh no Johnny gave him still had He still had it After he was blind

That's right That's right That's right Okay so this is actually a great example Actually of a little bit What we were talking about With the Spider-Man thing I'm looking at the character models in Moral Combat 1.

And they look really good. They're very good. You know, in fact, fantastic. They nailed it. Like, they fucking nailed it.

I would bet that if I went to go see, like, these actors, um, like headshots or whatever, that they would look very, very, very much like this. 100%. Like, obviously outside of costume.

If I'm being very honest, I think that's what MK1 does better than any, because I think MK1 as a game is sort of meh, but I think the models they nailed. Like, they nailed every character's model. 100%. Like this almost

Like they're actually like distractingly good They're really, really good And I guess especially because I guess it's mainly because I'm thinking of Specifically Spider-Man As I'm making this comparison But like dude it's like miles beyond it

I knew they were on to something When they did injustice too Because I saw like oh there needs It needs work But I see where they're going with this And that was all the way back And I think 2017 or something And I was like

Like it was a little janky It was a little janky I think so I think it just a while ago I thought it came out well before that No no I'm pretty sure it's 2017 But I feel like two snuck up on me Because I feel like I was still playing one before when two came out

I was like oh yeah It was early 2017 was in justice too You might be thinking of like I mean the first of one Obviously yeah it's probably what 2013 13 probably that sounds about right No I remember playing it at Joe's at Joe's place So that was like 2013 probably

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 25. after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is

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2013. Yeah, yeah, yeah. God, I love that. All right. Well, that was an interesting, interesting little tangent. Hopefully people in the in the chat will give us some...

That's some... Look, I want her to be 60. I would, yeah, I'd... I want her to be 16. but I just know she's not. Because Akuma's how old? Akuma's elderly. And he ain't slowing down at all yet.

Yeah, Chun Lee. Yeah. What about Gokin? About like 30 now, right? What the Gokin just literally just wakes up? He's been dead for years and then he just wakes up. What the fuck? No, Gokin's not dead.

That's what I mean. No, he got killed and then he practiced the power of nothingness. then woke up later and I'm like what the fuck is this lore dude Ken and Ryu buried him bro they found him then they were like oh our master's dead we gotta find a kuma and they bury him and then that's fighting later they go back to where they were like training and they didn't see him there and they're like yo that's just that's just fighting games we thought you for yeah yeah that's fighting is it's it's so ridiculous it's all like teckin where they're just dropping each other off mountains constantly it's so it's all stupid you play the demo for tecun for

the new um the new texia was dropped in a volcano kazuya kazu i'm gonna get the game so i'm just not gonna play the demo the damage kasia is the damage kazi and jindu to like central tokyo and they're just spat is insane and i'm like yo these guys are walking around i love techin is the most insane lore though ever that that's um that watch that video just to the insane lore of tegans i saw the three hour one It was split into two. That is a fantastic video because I was even myself. I'm like, I've played most of them, but I still don't know everything. And it was so much crazier than I ever could have imagined.

It's the wildest shit ever. Bro, I skipped so many of them. Kaziya got dropped off a mountain into a volcano. And volcano. He was literally... As a child. He somehow... No, no, no.

It was a... Oh, wait, no. Am I getting this backwards? No, it was off a cliff. He was dropped off a cliff. No, he dropped Hayhachi to a volcano. That's right. I got that back.

And then he dropped Kasia in a volcano afterwards. And then Kasia came back and then Jin dropped Kasia in a volcano, I think. They're all somehow still alive, somehow. And then they all survive and they win. They win the get back. They all win. The volcano is in fact a power up. When you fall into the volcano, you come back and you win.

All right, let's get out of you. It's so I love. I got to play through. No, well, no way I'm playing through all of them. I don't have the time. You should, man. I bet you'll have a great time, honestly. I, maybe.

I just feel, I don't have a lot of time. It's my main issue. And there are games that I really should be playing for work that probably take precedent over tech and three through seven. You got to stream all of them. Make money from it. There you go. I guess, yeah, I probably, yeah, I guess so. I got to figure that out.

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It's so big. is that Gootso? That's the biggest blunt I've ever seen. That is fucking... He's gonna die. I think that could kill guts, I think. That big of a blunt can probably do it. That might be what does it finally.

Fuck Griffith. So, if I'm not mistaken, this is episode 199. Yes. Which means next episode is episode 200. Right. We have a question thread up on... Or not a question thread, but a thread up for episode 200. I named it episode 300 because I'm stupid

And I refuse to have corrected But it's there So we're going to go through some of the Some of the highlights Of the Stark Tank up until Basically not necessarily of the last year But like the entire time And I think it'll be fun to reminisce

I'm gonna I think I'm gonna get hammered Before we start recording Because why not And we'll see what that We'll see what that does See if I can read these fucking names While hammered Jesus

But we'll see you for that episode Really want to try No promises We want to see if we can get somebody special To join us Yeah You know last minute We'll see what happens

Yeah Yeah we It's a pretty last minute thing But we'll see But if not We've got a big episode planned regardless So tune in over there We've got an extra ammo

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

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The Stark Tank Theme Park, where we built all sorts of mascots and rides and shit should go check that out. Hell yeah. As well as every single other extra ammo. Is that extra ammo, by the way, in the collections? Like the...

Oh, no, but I will do that right now. I'm actually literally... Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, right, yeah. Oh, nice. Yeah, okay. Okay, all right, right, okay. So there's a playlist for you. But anyway, let's read these names

and get the fuck out of here. There's gonna be three hours. Fuck. Damn it. What? I just... Damn it. I just forgot about...

I wanted to talk about Matt Pat, but it's too. Let's go. Oh, yeah. I forgot. That's right. He's retiring. He's gone.

Yeah, he died. Matt Pat is now just a theory. Is he gone already? No, he's going to be gone in March. He's going to win like 10 other videos on all the channels. I didn't even know he had three other channels. I thought he only had two or something. Yeah, yeah, but I watched like half of the video.

I was like, okay, I get it. He's made his bread, you know. Yeah, fuck yeah, dude. Time to move on. I was going to clip that one thing. we did a video in Vegas, Chris, and at the very end of it, you were, like, pretending to be him,

and then he was, for some reason, he was like some Soviet agent or something? Oh, yeah, yeah. That's really, we had the Vegas trip. Yeah, take this two ended up. Yeah, yeah. The idea of him being, like, a secret Soviet off-camera is hilarious.

I got to pull that on. That's just a theory. A game theory. Thanks for watching. Bring this to Kyle in editing. I'd like a big transition over to a film theory channel if possible. It's just been infiltrating us all these years. That was so, it's crazy to think about how long ago that Vegas trip was, by the way.

Yeah. That's insane. Jesus Christ, right. That was five years ago. Jesus. That was basically five years ago. Yeah. But anyway, let's read these names to get the fuck out of here.

rest of peace, Matt Pat, you fucking... You fuck. You fuck. Three, two, one. Making a Prince Albert... God damn it. I gotta blow my nose. Making a Prince Albert piercing out of sodium metal,

so whenever you take a piss, your dick explodes. We can bang if you want to, you can piss in my be. Lego my ego... Uh-oh. Lego my ego nigo. Oh my God Oh fuck Of course

You can fuck if you want Or you can fuck your friends behind Because your friends don't come And if they don't come Well they're just end It's just the N word What? What?

That is a wild fucking conclusion to that But like all right Just kind of got lazy and I Yeah Just this nigga It worked It worked

Leon Sam's big meaty stinks Gary Cooier Cooley Andy the man whose handies are S-tier and dandy. Gay Jida, Prince of all Gayans. Gayans. Vaginus!

I can't believe vaginus. Vigenus. That sounds pretty cool. Vagina. Vagina. It's so stupid. I can't believe...

I can't fucking believe that we've never said super gayan or something. No, you've never said that. I've definitely made that joke many a times of my life. We're 200 episodes in. We've never come... Dragon Ball's come up in. a myriad of times.

We've never said super gay? There is no super gay. That's nuts. Vigina! Vigenus! What does the scouter say about his penis level? It's big!

It's big! Oh, man. We should do that, too. We should write a gay... Dude, that's a great X-ray-I-O-2. We should write a gay Dragon Ball arc. How about like... F-sler Ball Z?

How about that? Oh, my God. Or Dragonball F word It rolls off the tongue though No No no not at all Dragon Ball F word is definitely Fun at F word ball Z

I disagree I disagree Because it runs It runs I said it and I was like Nevermind You said it in your head right Exactly On the next episode of F ballsie

That is so stupid That is so stupid I wrote, but Jace is a twink. I wrote gay, I wrote gay ballsy on my nose. Can we just do F, aster,

aster, yeah, yeah, we'll do it, yeah. That's crazy. I love it. It's an extra animal, so we can call whatever he want. Is it offensive if we say, success starts with your drive,

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest. injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. If it's not the slur necessarily, but it's part like faggin-ballsy. That sounds pretty cool. No, no, it's just like saying, you know how you put- You know what I mean? No, because, like, I don't know.

No, I agree. If you put, you take the hard arm, but you put an L before the E and it's a completely different word. Yeah. It sounds like a black niggler. You know? Yeah,

what, you know, honestly fucking whatever. The niggler is such a funny idea. It is black man telling fucking Batman these jokes. And Batman's not trying to hear it at all. He's in fact way more aggressive to him. He's way more aggressive to him. I just laugh at me like the hard on. all, instead of like, instead of question

work, it's just the inward all over him. It's just the end of I feel. I feel like I should. It's a Hennessy bottle, but what happens is it's like a question mark and then there's a little dot

as a question mark shaped Hennessy model. Oh my God. It's so stupid. Or is Welch's Grape soda bottles but question. No. No.

Dude, grape jeans. I feel like I can say, I feel like I can say the, I feel like I, I feel like I should be grandfather rather than for the F slur, honestly. Yeah, I think the amount of gay shit that we've done the covers and stuff, I think we get an honorary pass.

I just don't, I don't want to see the F slug because I just don't want to deal with it. Hey, I guess that's fair. I just don't want to deal with it. Gay homeless people. Oh, it's going to be extra animals or whatever. Gay homeless people. If we have a pass, if we have a pass, please let us know, like tag us or something. Well, the thing is this, right?

We don't need to say it here. On extra ammo, it's private. You pay to see it. You make your choice. Here's the thing. If it's central to the premise of what we're doing like it's going to be for this,

I feel like we should be able to say it. Also, because quite frankly, also because quite frankly, to be, also because to be completely, I mean, I don't know,

man, like if, if Lady Gaga had a penis, I'd suck it, you know. Does that count? You're mad. You're mad gay for that.

You're mad gay for that. You're a hell of gay. You're a gay. Hell yeah, dude. I'm in the faggot crew. Let's go. The female penis, man.

The female penis, man. This is taking over, Kingston. You're on the wrong side of history. You're on the wrong side of history with that, man. I've never underwrites history. I've never underwent that. I've never done to write that. Anyway.

I choose to stay on the wrong thing on purpose. I refuse to be better. Anyway, fucking, what did we say? Sneakow cowering in fear from a crispy cream donut like a veteran hearing fireworks. Heath Smoker. The Legend of Zelda Queers of the Condom. There wasn't even anything like that. that's jarring because it's just the legend of Zelda.

I thought it would be like the legend of... Yeah, something. Gay elder or something. Gay. Even if it sucked, you know? Even if it sucked, like, it would be something. The gay legend of... Gay Elder.

Gay Lerio. The Gay Rio brothers. Donkey Gay, I don't know, what do you like? Donkey Shlaw. I guess Gay Kong would be better. Yeah, Gay. Donkey Gay is so funny. Donkey Gay is so being unrealistic.

It is so dumb and it can be confused for so much more than the rest of them. Legend of Gay. Legend of Gay. Legend of Gay. All right. The Yowie Hentai manga I got for Christensen's gay Zilla Minus Come. Nice. You know what makes me so upset?

Like I wish, sometimes I wish I could get really lazy with this. and we could just read the names and then just copy-paste them throughout the month, but because shit keeps happening in the middle of the credits, we can't. Yeah, yeah, we have to like never. We just stay on script and then, yeah, that would be nice. Jesse, yeah, Jesse Pink, Jesse Pickman, rise against re-education to the sound of a black guy pounding away to the rhythm of the thrusting deep inside May.

Homeless, trans femme, whose resolution is to fuck. just Alexander And there's too many gays here In my gay dreams I see That gay town Silent gay Not even

Not even remotely clever Uh Juxstow the Jester And Gay disposition Nice I remember juxto Yeah

Juxto I forgot about him What was his What was his thing Was that the thing Was that he was juxto the jester Well I was just saying that Yeah because like Juxstow

The juxtaposition sounds like a gesture's name or some shit like that. I don't remember. Or that, oh, no, I remember because juxtaposition, it's the word itself sounded like a juxtaposition because you have the word position next to fucking juxto. Yeah. Which is fucking like, what the fuck is that? Okay, I'm remembering. Yeah, jester, yeah, as rules.

Juxto. You are tuned into, you are tuned into 98.7 WIRP with Negro and the Spick, Mariachi music with foghorns. With fog. Uh, John, the Killers of the Flower Moon, 8 out of 10, Guido, the fourth. Uh, the fucking Discord link is down. Uh, uh, uh, I want some cock sludge. I love to swallow man splooge.

I really love to make dicks cry. So tonight I'm sucking this guy's ball sack by Seaman M. By Cibum. Don't know what's on it is. Uh, clean off the closet. I'm sucking something ball sack. I'm sorry, Mama Mikey Musa Likie

Challenge sneak out to a fight That's hilarious I don't know who that is Are you talking about the Jitsu expert? Yeah, the monster fucking in one championship Literally Yeah

He's like he basically Chris He looks like you He looks like you And he fucking is And And absolutely What's this guy's name? Mikey Musoleki

I think his last name Musoleki If he just put in Mike Jiuitsu or just one championship, it'll pop up. Okay, so I'm getting Mickey Mouse. I Google it.

Okay, I don't know what you Googled at all. Musa Leake's a heart, like, I don't, how do you spell? Like, what is that? So it's, yeah, Musa Mecki, but, uh, but if you just put in Mike one championship, it'll pop up. It's easier. Mike one championship. He does look like a little nerd.

He just looks like a little guy with, if he get a picture with his glasses on, he's just a little smiley guy. but he's the absolute shit at what the fuck this guy he's so sweet that's what makes it so funny he's so sweet at night and he's also ridden he's riddled with anxiety like he's such a

but he's a jiu jitsu guy yeah he's jujitsu fucking he took fighting to get over his anxiety he's not to find the other anxiety but he's like literally a doll of a human being but he will beat the brakes off you all he does is he's just the best at

Jiu-Jitsu, he's not even built the right way you assume he's small. This is exactly what a Jiu-Jitsu master could be built like. But then, very true. And Jiu-Jitsu, specifically in the sport of you, Jiu-Jitsu, they don't test for drugs. So a bunch of people are now blowing up to insane sizes. So skill is becoming less important because you're so strong where you can manipulate people. I've seen British people and like usually, granted, there's usually like, like there's like African muscle muscle men doing jujitsu they don't look like the rock

but they look like a little small like michael b jordan at his biggest and creed and then there's this little little fair little little little fairy sized pixie looking like link dude that doesn't he beats the shit out of them bro go look at a gordon ryan before and after and you can see like okay here's a jiu jitsu guy and now he looks like he's fucking w wrestler just because they don't test they don't fucking test so now he's just like a fight Sneko and kills him I hope he twists his neck like three times around

he just keeps going to the skin starts tearing off I hope he hits Niko one time and he dies like it's like really it's like like that's like he kicks him and he dies and he just he kicks him once he kicks Niko once in the head and then he shits himself

and die I just want to um he's gonna break his ankles he's gonna like twist his head kills him I know I know it's a serious sport People can get really hurting it But I want one person

In my era to die in the ring bro I just want one Just one give me that The last paper view Got close This dude Bryce Mitchell Got hit so hard That he started seizure

He was crazy That was Bryce Mitchell Who had the seizure Yeah everybody thought he was Everybody thought he was gonna die All right That's crazy Yeah it was actually

Kind of scary Why did they just I don't know I don't know I don't know Was the guy just looking at him But he just like looking at him when he was seizing. He was like,

I don't understand seizures because it's like, why don't you just stop moving? Yeah, like, hey, chill out, bro. Because your brain is swelling, you idiot. Yeah, chill out with that shit, man. You got, you got to, like, your brain swell. I feel like if you just slap the person, they'll, like, snap out of it right away. Just reset them. Yeah.

Like, like, like, yeah. Has anyone ever tried that? Has anyone ever tried that? Like, pouring a cup of, like, really cold water on, on the person? Like, I don't. Could you imagine? someone seizing and the president

to beating them more to wake him up and they seize harder and he beats them harder to wake him up that's just you're dead at that point though what about having to

see you why you're beating off you think like it would actually like kind of help you you focus it to your hand you look I got it now like it's just like

the best shit ever I've reached max speed now let's go out we're gonna get the three hours again we're getting to three hours again guys let's go yeah come on Obama Obama

Lord of Drone striking Matt Walsh's house. His family is safe, but not him. Fuck it. Carry on with the Britain slander. It's shit sucks here. Listening to Sweeney makes me consider racism. Sweeney, thank you for being the voice of reason.

Chris should kill himself. Two opposites. Okay. Baller of the first sin. You don't have to be afraid anymore. Sweeney, please come to Sweden. I'm the biggest boy in my village and I can protect you from the dire moose. And the nager-yager.

I forgot about that. That's right. whatever it is and I probably just said a slur in some foreign language but I don't care I know right Jolly old dipshit

Yasified shot Uncle Ben Peter They transed me Peter You say yesified shot Uncle Ben That sounds awesome Yeah And what would you say Peter they transed me Peter

They transed me They transed me That's nuts That's so stupid That's so stupid They transed me That's crazy Can you imagine

if like that was the story of Spider-Man is that, like, Uncle Ben got turned into a, like, somebody had, like, a ray that turned him into a woman, and he was just so mad at that, and so unaccepting of that, that he had to go kill the guy. The idea of, the idea that people don't do shit like that and marvels crazy to me. There's no one that, like, kidnap people and, like, force them to go through the construction surgery. Because there's so much insane evil in the world that no one's ever thought about that, like, that's nothing. Yeah, so, two different people together or something, like, some weird shit. Like, so a dog to a kid's bad. back he's going through the city doing that shit over and over again.

And then it's the point that like, that's the villain. It's the point that like someone like Thor has to step in because they can't catch him. And Thor's like, yo, dude, I don't really know there's my jurisdiction, but stop doing. We keep trying to catch him, but he keeps sowing our policemen together. Like Captain Reagan brings a guy to a precinct and every police officer sold together. And he's like, oh my God. It's like Legion in here. Jesus Christ.

That is fucking crazy. Ruining the upholstery of a 4-5-150 with the boys, becoming homeless to support the homies. Ciphergraph, Sweenie with the Eni-weeney-weeney-Piny. Elmo found dead in New York City apartment. Old Debbie Cumbfingers. I present to you the old gods of Snartank featuring Jonathan Young as Alan Cake.

This is Harold of Gainis. Hey, yo, Mr. White. Get a glass. I want to see it, bitch. At first, I wasn't gay. I was scared of guys. Kept thinking I could never take a penis deep inside. That's good. It's actually a great first line.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently. It said $20 billion.

$20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. At first I wasn't gay? Yeah. Yeah. At first I wasn't gay. I was scared of guys. K. K. Kept thinking I could never take a penis deep inside. That's really good. That's great. That is actually top tier right there.

I agree. The syllables flow. It rhymes with the original. It rhymes with itself. It's good. Good shit. Sweeney's superpower is being confidently wrong. Back to Tank of Come. Caucasian container, the crackabow for gays, Keith David, tinfoil tyrant, genesis, learning voodoo witch magic to keep Diane Feinstein in office. Wait a fucking second. What?

What'd you do? No. Well, we got another page? There aren't six pages now. No, there's not. No way. You probably just got to like, like, widen the window or something. No, I filtered this correctly.

What the... No, something's got to be obvious. We didn't get, like, fucking two extra pages or three or whatever. What the hell? I'm mad having 300 pages of page. How much money we'd be making that? Wait. I'd be so happy.

All 25. Um, current. Yeah. And it's all current people that are actually currently subscribed and not past ones that jumped off. Okay, here we go. Yeah, I had it clicked, but it wasn't, I had that clicked, but then I had to unclick it and re-click it for it to register. Patreon as an app is really annoying sometimes. Yeah.

Yes, it is. So whatever, I guess some of you, I guess some of you got extra, extra shoutouts, whatever. Oh, fuck them. Yeah, fuck those people. You know who you are. We'll kill you. Anyway, we'll get one. Dude, I was about to read for six pages.

That would have been hell. Oh, no. Becoming homeless is where the homies, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. No, no. Where the fuck were we? Oh, man, I got to go beat off. All right, all right. Confidentity.

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Uh, Sweeney eats corn the long way I eat corn like we eat bananas That's right You did talk about the corn in the last episode Found a condom on a squid on the beach Let nature do the rest just the hard R Star Coffee on Twitch, bitch

the Shinzo on my do-hiki-tiladabe Oh my God He's the one that guy assassinated, right? Yeah, Shinzo Abe, yeah With that homemade fucking cyberpunk gun That shit was crazy

Beal-N-N-M-N-A-M-N-A-M-N-A-N-W See the thing about that is that like if I was assassinated with a homemade gun in a country that like didn't have gun violence generally, I would at least feel like all right, they worked for it. Yeah.

You know? It's like they really, they really felt strongly about it to the point where they were willing to flourish in engineering and beta test and alpha test and, you know, I think the thing that's so humiliating about being shot to death in America is how fucking accidentally and how easily it can happen. Right. And how lame it is because it's just, it's never a good reason. It's always like just some fucking retard with a gun. Yeah. Yeah. That he bought at Walmart for like $10.

There's always some fuck water would have gone that doesn't deserve to kill me. He accidentally just happened to be in his fucking cart and didn't even notice. I can't have a gun now. Guns are really... The guns themselves are cheap. It's the bullets. It's like the subscription and subservice of the gun world is all the bullets. $50,000.

If you're a freak, if you're a freak and you're shooting all that, Yeah, they are expensive. I like bullets that have paracausal properties that burrow through spirits and into the into yokai. I like bullets that kill people in the past. It's like, what are you talking about? It goes so fast that it zips their time. Well, well, well, you see, my bulletin, it's transdimensional properties got you you before you were bored.

It's like, why is it? Why has everything got to be transdimensional? I don't know why things got to be so political. Back in my day, it was just dimensional. Transdimensional. I can't do this. Back in my day, they were just formers. There are no, there are no transformers back in my day.

What the hell is wrong with this world? Formers go by. And that's all. Oh, man. Don't ever get restarted on what's going on with the lucence. The loosens. There were no transfigurations and my devil was just figurations. There was just figurations.

Imagine being that intolerant. Like that's that. Anything with trans, it's just like, I couldn't stand. That kind of intolerance is actually magical, though. low key like low key that's magic to be that intolerant yeah that is that you're just insane I knew

I hated Ray William Johnson when he started imposing his politics on his zitions his zitions this is stupid this is the dumbest fucking the dumbest fucking conversation we've ever had let's move on

ending quotes telling me the train that I give it a listen I did not I did not never again I'm boycotting you damn you

Fantano don't boycotting you I'm boycotting you I'm not girl caught in you I'm not them cutting you I'm not they caught you I'm boycott They're not they cutting you Here

By the way this is like not even a fake person Like there are real This person is fake as This person is as fake as being shot to death in America. You know, like, this is a very real

thing that you could run into. And it'll be like, I have seen some shit and I can't believe the real people. Like, this is right on par.

It's, yeah, it does make me a little sad. It does make me a little bit sad. This is the most thing ever. I was playing Digimon, right? And some,

for some reason, some, that is insane. Something came up, right? And some guy was like, I have no problem with them existing.

This nigg is playing Digimon, mind you. And he's like, I have no problem when you play a Digi-Man that existed. I like when they push it to the kids,

I wasn't informing kids of people's differences is peddling it on children? These people are playing Digimon. They think that they That's a very That's a deeply insecure sense of self

at that point Because that mean What they're saying really is that Like, I don't want my kids to be convinced To be trans Which is like Which kind of indicates

that they themselves think they could be. You know what I mean? It's possible. They don't. But see, that's too complex of a thought for them, even though you're right. You're 100% correct. That would be the line of thought, but they've never thought about that.

They're just too stupid even come to that conclusion. Yeah, they're unaware. It's like the goldfish not understanding that I'm about to fuck it. You know, like it has. That's great. You are deep. It's about, like when you hold them. open a balloon, when you pull a balloon's mouth open, and you just

put on it. It's like trying to use a fucking ketchup packets as like pocket pussy. That's crazy. It's crazy. What are you doing? This dude, like you find a bunch of cut open peckup ketchup packets in your friend's room. You just end up, you just, at a certain point. I can't afford a pocket pussy so I fuck ketchup packets with the ketchup.

Dude, you fuck a gold face. just kind of ending up with a really gross cockering at a certain point. It's, it, you're busting through that. Like, you're, that's not long for this earth, man. I can't be friends with someone who does that. There's something so deranged about that. You couldn't be friends with somebody who fucked a goldfish to death? No.

Just you hear you say that sounds so insane. That's so insane. My friend goes to the fish market, buys live carp and fucks them. That's worse than fucking like a squirrel or something. Like a fish, a small fish? Like, dude, at least upgrade. Remember the picture of the squirrel with the two condoms left in it and it was dead on the street? Yes.

Oh, God, dude. The fact that they used the condom is a level of awareness that is disgusting for someone I would do. Like that. That's a juxtaposition. It's like, well, I don't want to be unsafe. I don't want to. Well, this thing is fucking screaming. This thing is.

screaming in a pitch that fucking only dogs can hear. And you're just like having a girl. It is screaming so loud you can't hear it, but the water is rippling. You feel turbulence. That's what you feel turbulence, but you don't hear shit. Oh, we forgot to talk about that plane that fell apart in the sky. Oh, right. I was just thinking about that too.

The boom when the fucking shit got sucked out. Yeah. We'll save it for the next time. But yeah. Holy shit. Two hundred. Holy shit. I haven't laughed like that in a fucking while.

God. Today we're, today I'm, I'm feeling out of pocket today. I don't know. I don't know what it is. Yeah. My Lord.

Name, all right. Let's burst through these. We're, we're, we got five minutes. We got five minutes and three hours. Success starts with your drive.

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law,

from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. God damn. Holy shit. Name your top three, God damn it. Name your top three favorite Negroes, sweetie.

Favorite? there's my my grandma least favorite least favorite leased favorite there's joe budding there's um

damn it's so quick there's uh who else i don't like candace always can't stand that nigga um niggott um who else

know the black I don't like come on come on got one more got one more let's go one more wait I'm thinking

I usually love most black who are naked because they're black like me but um any Dominican I refuse they admit they're black there you go

all right there you go very enough. Been blowing lots of guys living in a game man's paradise, taking dogs over size living in a game in paradise, trans femme grandma, exposing people with lactose intolerance to 90 million garages of ionizing radiation. You should not Vin-Penn, Angelic DM, so here I am

pretending I'm a girl named Pam. They've got my cock. They've got my cock in their hand, realizing I'm a homo man. Motorboating and open colon is the most heinous thing I've ever fucking heard. I still need to say something. I really,

yeah, I don't. Oh, did we ask in the, did we ask in the last episode? I feel like we did. I feel like I asked specifically, like what the fuck it was from. 100%. I gotta check the comments. Right. For episode 200?

No. Not yet. I've gone through it a little bit. That shit had me in tears remembering some of the stuff. Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to save it. That's so cool.

I think about people, like, because this shit just completely leaves my brain after we're done. It's out. That's it. Yeah. That's cool. That's cool.

Yeah. Like, this whole conversation about fucking the goldfish is probably hilarious, but, like, I'm gonna forget it in like two weeks. I'll forget it as soon as we can. As soon as I hang up the call, I don't know where I'm at.

I hang up the call and I start screaming I'm confused. I don't know where I'm at. Liz are coming and calm me down. That's so insane. Craig and Canadian. Craig is a Canadian, Dr. Ligma. Yeah.

We got to go. We got to go. We got to move it. Dr. Ligma and the ball droppers. It's your boy, Shawnee D. DailyWyer. The idea that's so fucking stupid. Let's go.

We've got to go. I'm trying. I know. Daily Wire presents Matt Walsh. Matt Walsh's What is a Black? Ben and Jerry's Funky Monkey. To the tune of one-winged Angel, butts...

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Do you know this? Big old cock. Big old cock. I do, I know it. It's Final Fantasy, but, like, I don't. That's Sephora's theme. Yeah. All right, whatever.

Gay Sinatra would be like, Start spreading your cheeks. I'm fucking your ass. 3XO inventing a new sect of Islam where you get 72 femboys after blowing up the bathroom. Slurping, stroken, smoking, jokin. Emoticon's going like this.

Keith David, Homeless Drip, M.H. Lord of Homeless Drip. If you get put on Santa's naughty list, he'll pop your balls like bubble rat. O.B. Won't you blow me. That's a wild penalty. No, you got to eat with the thugs. No, his hands.

That is wild. I can feel that pain almost and my brain's not letting me do it. Yeah. Oh, I'm already shaking. I hate that. Like, yeah, he's still jolly though. Yeah, yeah.

Ho, ho. No. No. No. There's a third one. There's a third one. And you're like, what was that? Would you pop?

Where'd you pop? That was your prostate, boy. He fucking, he rounds up all the kids in the, he rounds up all of the people in the room and then does it. And then when he runs out of balls, he goes for the lymph nodes. Oh, no. The idea of popping naughty kids balls is an insane thing. What the fuck? What the fuck, dude?

The idea of moving on to lymph nodes is crazy because that's just like now you're in danger. Oh, man. Because like your body is just literally less capable of fighting to give you alive. Right. He has the reindeer stomp on them For some of them The real bad ones The reindeer stomp on

The reindeer Stop by a reindeer It's like the idea of him Being so jolly though still He just looks so happy He's round face Rudolph's flying around the room With his nose

Like lighting up everything As people are screaming And agony Oh Oh man Merry Christmas Oh me

screaming people are giving full bodies they're screaming from their diaphragm parents are coming in trying to shoot them but like Santa dodges and then like breaks their neck and shit can't get killed he heals a need he's just he's just unkillable

the bullets get embedded in his sit like he eats it's like it's like Majin boo where like they get into his skin but he absorbs them He doesn't even react to pain. No, not even a little bit. Some guy puts the shotgun right to the back of his head and confetties his shit, and then he's fine a moment later. The barrel is completely twisted.

It's blown out. That is how much gunpowder he's stuffed into the barrel. He stuffed so much gunpowder. He just turns around smiling as he grabs a little. his son. Then he grabbed his balls and one, he grabs them double clutch and pops. All right. Let's keep going. Homeless, homeless, never homolous. Matt Pat, giving the game theory channel to Chris Chan. Oh my God, a Christian. That'd be amazing. Hi, everybody. This is Chris Tran. This is a theory. This is a theory. Bro. I'm that. I would be

shit out of that channel actually. If he gave it to Chris Chan. I haven't watched Theory in a long time. Theory is Mario a pony? Did I fuck my mom? Theory, gave

theory. Did I fuck my mom and how many points did I get? How many points did I get? Oh, God. Oh, God. All right. That's it. I'm really going to do it this time.

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Those claps were fast as lightning. Not bad. That's pretty cool. There could be more done with the lightning line, I think. But like, everybody was penis riding. It's not bad. Like those this were fast and frightening. It's pretty good.

I want somebody to cut out this last segment. Send it to someone who's never heard of us. What do you think of this? What do you think of it? It's always the credits, dude. It's always the credits, man. It's insane. So this to your fucking siblings and your family that have literally never,

like they don't listen to anything like this and be like, hey, what do you think about this? So to your most conservative parent. Yeah, yeah. I'm confused. They said the F-slur, but they made fun of people who don't like trans people. I don't get it. I don't get these guys. They're not based at all.

They're not based in red-pilled like my dad and his supple penis. Supple. It's supple-beats. He's licking his fucking lips. Oh, dude. He's flossing. I like to floss my, I like to floss my teeth with. the with a scrotum.

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as I suck on his peen as a gay as a queer as you bloat as you plow my pussy as a ass you know on his pein as a gay okay

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Dick up in Havana Something like that, that one? Yeah, yeah. I like that song. I like dick shaped like banana. It's a good song. It's a good melody at least. Yeah, that's good. That's really what it's about.

It reminds me of, it reminds me of, like, it feels like it could be a Santana song if it was like, you know what I mean? Like, there could be. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If it was good, yeah. It's not, it's like fine.

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David. Pre-Raz, Blake 8-96, crypto scammer in the YouTube sensation, Logan Paul, winning the United States Championship of the WW Crown Jewel. Gay, Cigarette Gay Dreams. To refer to what Derek said last episode, there's now a bigger gap

between now and 2004 than 2004 in the release of Rocky 4. Okay, that's, I mean, that sounds about right, honestly. That's how time works. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's exact. That doesn't surprise.

If you had told me, like, the first Rocky, that would have been like, what the fuck? But that would also would have been a lie. Little dishrag, Britney Spears toxic. With the taste of your dick, I want to ride. Your cock's, your cock dick, I'm sipping inward. I'm sipping inward.

That doesn't work. I always thought it would be coxic, like you're cock hungry. Yeah, yeah. You're coxick. I'm fucking brothers. I'm sipping my, I'm sucking mad, dick. Yeah, yeah. If you did want to go and come on my eyes.

Yeah, something like that. I got fun of my eyes. Perfect vibrato. But the piss, don't you know? Britney Spears. So the thing about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The thing about it is that, like, if you wanted to go with a cocktick blind, you were

almost there. Like, your cocktip, I'm sipping on it, would have made it rhyme more effectively than inward. Like, Inward doesn't work there in that context. But solid. It's just always nice to throw in an inward. because I guess Is that what it is? No, it's not even

It's not even N-WR, it's not even N-WR, it's the word Inward Oh, like Inward Club Like I'm sipping inward Yeah Yeah. Oh shit, see that's that fucked me up No, no, no, it wasn't just the Edward

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Pilot punch Pilot punch You say it as you're fucking gargling through fucking vomit Poglet punch Ew Sue Hulk Let's end this guy's finish

We're almost done We're almost done Tick up my ass here is Nicky Ziggie Marcus currently working on turning off hammer of dawn outside Sweeney's room. Nice. That's so fucking, can you imagine getting... Oh, fuck.

The hammered on my house, I'd be so upset. I'm so... I know I'm... I know I've rung the bell on this for a while, but, like, I'm really annoyed that the Gears trilogy is just not playable on modern... It's... It really... It really bothers me that I can't go through those games in a, in a convenient way on, like,

PC for stream or something. It's like Nintendo levels of bullshit to me. It would be so... so fun for us to stream it. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, oh my god. It would be fucking great. It's so stupid. Yeah. I don't know. Anyway, a roughly human-shaped pile of red flags.

Jackson DuPont, badly brave, hugger Derek, duck-hunt, Goliath voice. I've been denied everything. Even my come. Aetherian, Perjurian hunter, frying bacon with my shirt off. Melfast won the Angerous Crout, enjoying the view from the Dealey Paws on the sixth floor. And as always, wrapping out our list, the king of haphazard. Penis. Thank you all for tuning into today's really long episode The Snartank podcast Of course the credits

Went out of pocket Of course This has been known to happen So we'll see you again on Friday We're gonna cover some of the stuff That we didn't really get a chance to talk about today We definitely have to talk about that plane I have it written down for the next episode

So we can talk because that shit was fucking crazy Yeah And we'll get to it super soon on episode Episode 300 200, sorry I keep saying 300 You know what? So I realize why I keep saying 300

is because, like, me, like, we are, we are at similar points in our episode count to sacred. Like, we were in late 200s in sacred, and we're, like, late 100s here. And they're talking about episode 300. Okay. And so I keep thinking, like, oh, that's the one. But episode 200's up next.

I'm going to take some shots, and then we're going to go over some of the best highlights of the year. We're going to talk about that plane and some other stuff, too. We might as well make it a long episode, too, probably. Why not? We've got to get some questions in as well If we can't get someone fancy I'm just gonna figure something else out

Like I want to do something special with this shit We can do a long one You can just do a fucking stupid long one Might throw in a maybe a song As the intro or something Well I mean there's already a cold open But you know we already have a cold open set And my god is it of crazy fucking cold open

I couldn't believe that shit So Anyway We'll see you on We'll see you next time So fuck off Yeah Good boy

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