The Snark Tank - #200: Black Corey Taylor

Episode Date: January 19, 2024

we made it to 200!

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All right, who's that back there? Y'all know him? Yeah, that's Banson. Anyway, we ain't related, no relation at all. I just want to talk about this damn Snark Tank podcast. Look, if you got to listen to one podcast, you may as well make it the Snark King podcast. Am I right about that? Yes, sir.

How many episodes they don't do, like 200 of them or something like that? Oh, I think they're on like 190 right now. They're coming up. Now, I think slavery lasted about 200 years. So it's like every year they're a slave, there's a slave, then they don't made a podcast. Yeah, let's get it. Snark Tank podcast always celebrates later. That's what I love about them boy and anything.

Anyhow, I just hear of Anka Rucka and... Uh, Logan? And Chris. And whoever the hell that is back now. No relation. Bye y'all. Bye. Welcome everybody to episode 300, 200 probably, actually.

Never mind. I keep saying 300, sorry. Welcome to episode 200 of the Snark Tang podcast. Are you fucking ready? Are you awake? You better be awake after that. I'll kill you if you're not awake. I'll sneak into your bedroom and twist your foreskin off and then strangle you with it.

Welcome back to another episode of Snark podcast. I'm here with obviously Tom Sweeney. Obviously a, I don't know what to make of Derek right now. What is that? I don't even know who Derek is. He couldn't make it. I do know who he is. He couldn't make it, but.

Okay. He said, my name is Black Corey Taylor. They usually call me Blory Blowery Blaylor. Right, right. Yeah, because the BL in the beginning of Black. In the band Blipknot or Blacknott or something. I don't know. We haven't figured out her name, but we have like 10 years of the album.

being called Spicknott. I can't. I can't believe we actually managed to get black Corey Taylor on the show. This is pretty a... This is a moment for us for sure. This is a moment for sure. In fact, this is... I mean, who needs Keith David when you got...

You have black Corey Taylor. I mean, this is the final episode of the podcast. Yeah, this is it. Yeah, this is it. Thank you guys. That's the same. That's the same. It's my favorite podcast.

I was going to say, thank you so much for having me. You guys are really funny. I love how evil and maniacal Thomas Swinard is. He's like one of the most evil people on the planet. I think he's infinitely more evil than Hitler, Mussolini. You're kind of, you're Walla and you're Wallin. You're all here doing a little too much more. Thank you, though.

Stop, stop. Stop, black Corey Taylor. Stop, let's know. Just trying to give you your flowers. Please, please cease. But, yeah, thank you for being here. You're really cool. Chris, Chris, Ray Maldonado.

You're one of the most beautiful people on the planet. I have long to have sex with you. And I think this is the closest that, you know, You know what they always say, shoot your shot? Yeah, yeah. I know I'm incredibly famous, but I still get very nervous. I mean, that means so much, Black Corey Taylor. I really, I can't even, I'm definitely not going to have sex with you, but like, thank you.

Well, there's a lot of podcasts left. We'll see, we'll see what happens. Yeah, there's a lot. You can maybe shop around a different podcast. Maybe you can find somebody who looks vaguely like me. I look like a lot of people. Yeah, that's true. I'm not really, I'm not really.

I'm not really. I'm masturbated to Sam Smith from freaking, what to call it, from, from, from, from, from that stupid Seth MacFarland show what's it called American Dad Sam Smith? Sam Smith is a person Is Steve Smith? What is his name?

I think it's Steve Smith, right? I think it's Steve Smith. No, the dad, the American dad is is, um, oh my God, you fucking confused me. I got him, I got him. Oh, Stan Smith. Sam Smith is, uh, the, that fucking delicious guy that, you know, he made that devil song recently or the cheating song or whatever.

Yeah, he's that child of the devil that everybody's, He's white little Nazex Yeah Yeah Basically You know what's crazy In my family group chat With all my cousins

Granted There's a family group chat But a lot of my cousins So it's like 30 people in this group chat Right Uh huh A lot of them are not black A lot of them are not black

And you know what they call him What do they call him? They call him little gay niggas All of them call him that And I'm like That's incredible But I need to I need to bring so

So black Corey Taylor is currently sipping on a yoohoo I couldn't help but notice Abomination Abomination So how many of those do you have on hand Honestly

About about about Six cases Just for today And they're really small They're really small And so they go through them Like a person That's a heavy smoker

They buy cartons of cigarettes Because they just go through them so quickly And so I have these and this is actually why I became black. Oh, the Yoo! Right, that makes sense. Yeah, the artificial chocolate water. That makes perfect sense that after a certain amount of time somebody would, would might be my face blackification. Can you chew through solid stone yet?

I'm getting there. It's, uh, I'm getting there. I had to get George Washington teeth because I destroyed my other ones. but all right i'm getting those ones i'm starting to nod down like i'm taking pieces of it off it's like i'm filing the stone the idea of somebody drinking yu and like if they can't get you they got to start eating concrete such a wild thing they're like how happens i can't get a u-hoo that's not a wild thing at all that's just that's just the reality of the situation of those people of a person that drinks you who eventually you'll start being on concrete it's so so look this is episode this episode 200 i keep saying

300 episode 200 of the starting tank podcast we are going to uh we asked on uh january 5th uh for all of your suggestions for some of like the most memorable moments your guys's favorite highlights of the show we're not going to do a clip show like a lame episode of the simpsons or signfeld or something but we are going to talk about it because like a lot of this stuff dude we forget we just straight up forget all of this shit like i was scrolling through this thread and clicking some of the links that you guys were linking and i was just like i don't remember ever saying any of this at all and it's crazy. That's how we alleviate the blame.

It's getting to the point where like we could probably like I could probably sit and watch our show from the beginning and it would feel like a like a show that I've never seen before. You know what I mean? Like it would almost feel like its own podcast. That's interesting. Yeah. Because it's so separate. Elating.

Elating. But some of the most the most the one with the. So I asked you guys to upvote the ones that you saw in the thread that you agreed with because I didn't want to go through like a bunch of. bunch of like repeat answers and not really sure not really sure what people wanted to what people wanted to see and uh derrick's camera freaking the fuck out is is really really high really high on this fucking list that was a great moment dude that was the thing about isn't even just how it's the way that it was freaking it the fact that it swayed back and

forth like it was trying to break free of chains and like it just couldn't And then it was just like, on one side there's a pill bottle. On the other side, there's a fiddle model. This pill. Just look like so, Derek looks like the biggest drug addict ever because I'm happy. It was, it was set up pretty perfectly. You don't know Corey Taylor. Shut up.

You don't know Corey Taylor. You don't know the moment. I saw the episode. Shut up. I got to, I'm not even. You know what's really hate us about like this mask is that when, when Derek smiles with this, when Eric laughs with his teeth out, it's the most horrifying. I really

hate it. It looks like, it looks insectoid almost. It does. It looks like fucking that Digimon that's like a bug. What is it? Bugmon or something? What is it? Bugmon, yeah. Bugmon. Yeah, that's how clever their fucking names are anyway. That's how clever their names are.

Yeah, literally. That's not, that's shut up. Come on. Oh, look. There's nut man. There's blood man. There's fucking piss, man. They would give kicks. They would put angel, they would put angel wings on Kingston, it would just be black mon. Angel Nigemann. Blackwing mon. Blackwing mon. Like, that's it.

That's all fucking black wings. That's so much you-hoo. That's so much you at once. Are you actually drinking it or are you just miming? I'm trying to power up, dude. That didn't answer. All right. The Peewee Herman. So, okay, so that was idiot snail rodent about the, about the, Derek's camera. It's definitely like a favorite.

That's the favorite of mine. I cracked the, I couldn't believe that shit. By the way, I sure already addressed that. Hold on a second. Hey, hey,

Derek, come here. All right. Okay. Hey, guys, I'm back. Um,

so the, you didn't even try. You didn't even fucking try, dude. Oh, my God. Didn't even take the mask off for effect. Just,

you didn't do any of it. You know, what's really funny about it is that like, from the, from the audio, you can, tell he's still in the mask because it just it clearly sounds like he's talking from inside the same dude no i'm i'm i'm here derrick is here that's it sounds like derrick

derek i'm right derrick how'd you fix the how'd you fix the how'd you address the camera what's up for the record uh uh okay no no no no for the record so the cat i bought this really expensive i fuck it this badass camera right bought a really expensive camera i bought a really expensive camera And maybe mine's a little bit defective. And so, yeah, maybe. You saw it 90% of the time it works perfectly, but then it has moments like that. And so it tracks you, but you got to use hand motions, certain signals to have it to make it remain in place. And it was not when I moved.

So it went nuts. It did not reset. And then the pills, I think I already explained that. That was just, my stomach was all fucked. But it just, yeah, I'm looking at it, it looked fucking. It looked. tried to run away. The other thing,

it tried to get up and leave. I'm afraid of AI, dude. I'm one of those ignorant. Like, I try not to be ignorant about stuff, but that I remain, I refuse to not be ignorant about killer AI. No matter how many smart people say how stupid that sounds,

I'm like, no, no. No, they're going to molest you. They're straight up. They're going to lure you into a van. They're going to molest you, and then they're going to code it or something. I don't know. It's crazy.

I get to killer AI becoming a problem, like, never. But I, I want to, I want to live in a where it might happen, you know, that'd be a funny world. I'm not really, yeah, I'm not really interested in hearing what you have to say, Kingston, right? That's amazing. All, let's move on, uh, let's move on, uh, let's move on, uh, let's move on, let's move on,

R. It's such an insane thing to say to someone. I'm not really, yeah, I'm not really, what are you speaking for? What do you speak? What are you talking for? Arrow Mac Mac Mackela wrote in. Make, make, makele, something? Michaela, I can't read right now.

I had a little, I'll drink. Uh, pizza time for sure. Pizza time is obviously a classic He's a staple, he's a staple of his show We can't have There is no Star Tank without Pizza Time At a certain point in history Not anymore

He's part of it We haven't brought him up in a while though I think that's good I think it's good Because you want to savor these things It's like the chicken fights and family guy You don't want to overdo them You know?

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Detect the SOS. Visit Detect thesosos.com to learn more. They definitely did, and that's why we got to keep a piece of time. How many? Where he belongs. How many of those chicken fights other? And then there's one time where lowest fights, what you call it, lowest fights the feet with wife.

Yeah, I don't know. There's a chicken wife fight? Yeah. Yeah, there's a chicken wife fight. I mean, I guess that makes sense. That's when the chicken fights got woke, in my opinion, where they just had to force a woman in it. Why is there a woman in this, dude? I want to see men chicken fight.

Was there a fucking woman in this chicken fight, dude? It's fucking so lame. I hate it. I will search that on YouTube and I will find a video. Oh, yeah, for sure. That's when family guy went woke. Yeah. That moment.

That's the moment. The lowest Griffin chicken. good fight. Oh, God. We guys falling apart, dude. Fucking low is fighting the chicken, man. It was so good up until... I just don't want to see a fight a chicken.

They give Cleveland his own show. What is this? What is this? Why would you give Cleveland his own show? He's not even funny. Yeah. Give Quagmire's own show. Yeah, now he sees the best.

He's so bass. Quagmire's so based, you know, bro. I like how Flagmire like assault women is. Did you see that clip? Did you see that clip? I can't remember if it's from like an episode of family guy or if it's from like a series finale for the Cleveland show or something but like they're all clap

all the family guy characters are like clapping for Cleveland and like Peter's next to Quagmire and he's like hey Peter where am I getting my own show and Peter's like Quagmire you're a rapist and then the show flat out flat out and then it's just flat out I don't think he says a rapist but he says

like no he says literally no he says verbatim it's like quagmire you're a rapist like literally verbatim that's a direct quote from that's a fucking family He says something like that. I'm like, damn, dude. He's like, giggity, giggity. It's funny to sexually assault women, and he runs away.

Yeah, yeah. That's his famous catchphrase. Giggity, I love sexual assaults. Yeah, all right. You cannot misconstrue what he says. He says that exactly. Something, so something that was written in about a lot was this, so George R. Martin, and I believe somebody else wrote in.

Let me see if I can find it. This list kind of gets concerned. continuously. Where the fuck did it go? Is it a shout mom? Where did it go? Where did it go? Come on. All right. Well, somebody else wrote in about this as well. But what is it? What's his face? The guy who, Paul Rubin, Pee Wee Herman, masturbating in the porno theater with a fire hydrant like force.

Oh, yeah. Paul Rubin's. I love the idea of somebody being able to come and knock someone back, bro. It is, yeah. That was a great one. That was definitely a good segment. and I'm assuming like so many things that was probably around the credits or something that was probably towards the end of the podcast probably dude a lot of golden

moments happened towards the end like in the beginning of the episode we're kind of getting our feet wet we're trying to like kind of like feel out the day and then by the end of it usually it's a fucking disaster and then like our last the last episode we did the credits for like what like a fucking hour it felt like it was something it's insane dude ridiculous it was something absolutely insane yeah I'm dead Like somebody coming in their own face and knocking their own head back is so fucking funny, man.

It's just hilarious. Getting your head straddled by your own blast, man. I really did have it in my head that we were going to be respectful about it until about a fraction of a second after I finished talking. Oh, and you immediately started with the, he's dead. And it's like, well, it's over. It's out of the bag now. And it ended up being a great short for us. You know what's funny about that?

He was... He's not mad about. He's dead. Yeah. That's true. There was zero thought into that. Like, it wasn't even like a thing where, oh, let me say this to be funny. It's one of those things that you, when you just say something, it just said.

And then later, you're like, oh, I said that kind of a thing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's an instant reaction. Yeah. It's almost like an instinct or it's like, all right, well, this is obviously how this is obviously how I'm going to react to this. Because what's so wild is that? Like, I literally thought that exact thing.

I thought that exact phrase, ha ha, I'm dead. And I was like, that'd be too much for me to say. It just works. But it does just work. I also am not too good at that part of the Peewee Herman impression. Like that, that, like, weird, like, I don't know. It's not bad.

I think we all kind of nailed it. I think we all, um. You think he got shot? You think his, never mind. I'm not going to sit now. It's done. You think he got shot? He's good.

You think he got shot out of his own house after he died? They put his body in a chair again. and they shot it out. And they shot him out. He usually does. Like on a trebichet? And then what? He just landed somewhere?

Somewhere. Hopefully in the plot they all they dug for him. Hopefully in the plot they dug for him or maybe in some in a movie theater. You know, where he always loved being. They fucking calculated it to try. But you can't calculate for so many things in the way the wind. There's so many,

there's so many unknowns that could happen. You know, it was crazy. It was people at the playhouse that calculated it too. It wasn't even like real scientists. There was like a bunch of like little creatures and shit trying to calculate it as well. And they were like, I think it doesn't work. So we just slams through his neighbor's house essentially. He just blows up on contact with his neighbor's car.

It explodes. Oh, man, rest of peace. Rest of peace. Rest and peace, pull. I'll pull out a little bit of. you for this dude, you know, rest and pee. You gotta stop drinking or else you're gonna transform, bro. You got to really stop. I tried to find you and I couldn't find. Ew, did you just squirt it into a cup out of the fucking juice fox? I ruined my energy drink. Oh, that's so fucking heinous. Why are you?

It's not worth it, Derek. You're gonna get sick. It's not. I probably am. I am feeling I'm actually, I'm having the worst allergies I've had in a very long time and it might be the you who. His throat is literally closing up as he's sucking down this yu-hoo and he's just like, his dog is closing up and he's beginning to breathe through his fucking skin because he's becoming a monster. And he doesn't fucking stop. Episode 300,

Derek dies. And it's just, we're going to have to deal with that. He's seizing. And we're just going to be like, wow. And then episode 302, Derek returns as a Bihu creature. And he's just, he has a maw. He has a maw and his skin is translucent.

It's just like, what the... Oh, yeah, I'm some creature, but I have a shirt. That says you-hoo on it. We're going to have to call Jojo and tell her to stop the recording so we can get the episode. Oh, yeah. So, hey, could you drop that in the drive, please? Derek died upstairs. Your husband's dead.

Can you stop his recording? Yeah, I don't care what. Seriously, burn the body. Burn the body seriously. If you don't burn the body, he'll get back up. You have to burn it. If he's been drinking, if he's been drinking, U-Hoo, that body's set to ignite, like nothing. Like, nothing's ever ignite.

Yeah, but if you don't ignite, he's going to stand up again. I'm feeling incredible. I'm feeling incredible. I was able to see at night. It was awesome. I'm feeling good. That's terrifying. All right.

The tax frog wrote in. The whole Lee Harvey Lion bit had me dying when I heard it the first time. It was fucking funny. Lee Harvey Lion. That's another classic. I'm really glad. The real life beast ranger. Yeah, yeah.

That's what that conversation was. It was about like, what the fuck was the context of that conversation? I think a lion is skated. Because you were talking about him. bringing a lion to the fucking January some January 7th. Oh yeah it wouldn't yeah it wouldn't technically be terrorism to unleash a lion

in the capital because you're you just set an animal free it's the animal's decision to do what it wants was the argument if I remember correctly. That's hilarious. Yeah I remember something and then terrorism it got very xenophobic for a second I remember that yeah the lion became Islamic

something like yeah yeah it had some like a turban or whatever the fuck he calls things So why, man, Islamophobia is kind of a base of humanity. I mean, it's pretty base. It's pretty bad. Hey, yo. Islamophobia would be fine if it wasn't actually tied to, like, people instead of the, if it was actually tied to the ideology. That's crazy.

You're bugging. Stop. I mean, you're not even listening to what I'm saying. If it wasn't tied to people, like, dude, unfortunately, it's very much so. Look, look, I would look, if I was a gay person in the Middle East, I'd absolutely be Islamophobic. But, see, I don't know, like, see, like, but see, this is the problem. You immediately said Middle East, but it's like, Islam is huge in a lot of places. So the problem that Islamist phobia is actually tied to Middle Eastern people, like Arabs and whatnot, and not just the ideology.

Because if it wasn't actually tied to the ideology. Well, I mean, as a gay man, as a gay person in the United States, you wouldn't really be afraid of Islam because Islam's not really going to. We still don't like it. Just like you don't like Christianity. Right, but it's not a fear in the same way that it would be over there. Most phobias aren't even really tied to fear anyway. Like when you say Well somebody fucked up

The English language In that they have Socially Like when you see people Are saying they're homophobic A lot of homophobic people Will beat the shit out of gay people They're not afraid of them

It's not a fear They're fear that if the gay person's gay around them Enough they'll gay themselves They're not as true It's a fear It's a fear It's not a fear of external homosexuality

It's a fear of internal homosexuality That is yet to be reckoned with Really the only reason The only reason I can can ever think to imagine being upset at the existence of a gay person is if I'm gay and I don't want to admit it. I feel like that is there's a handful of those people that are absolutely like that one billion percent. I feel like most of them are like that. The other, no, because I think, because when you think about anything else, any other thing that that is, they've been indoctrinated to, it's just they're not thinking.

They've been told to think this and now it's like racism and stuff. Like they just been taught to hate people for no fucking reason. Yeah. Well, that's true. Homophobia is a different thing. than like, because like, but it's taught though. It is. Homophobia is like, think of it like this, right?

Yeah. In the context of like being afraid of somebody who's a different race, right? That fear is innate because of differences, right? You don't understand something. So instead of trying to understand it, you fear it, right? Like when I see Kingston, I get scared because he's black. Right. When I see Chris, I get scared because he's small and he probably has a gun.

Right, right, right. Yeah, yeah. I don't understand it. I do understand. In fact, if you are very cool. Chris will often kill you more than. I would. Well, let's relax, okay?

First of all, I'm a YouTuber. We don't kill people. Yeah, they get killed. Yeah, they get killed. Yeah, we just... I would be so bad if we did like a meet and greet until they pulled a gun on me. You know what's fucked up? You know what's fucked up last night.

Don't will that into existence. I don't know why I thought about this. You guys are fine. Oh, I know why I thought about this. I know exactly why I thought about this. Because I was trying to think, why did I have this scenario in my head about getting like someone attempting to blast me at a at a live thing it's because uh for whatever reason this it's like interstand man is like an anthem for people or something because i've

already done gay metallica before i did a little thing i did the uh master of puppets last year and it was just unanimously yeah so i just posted that and i had an like it wasn't the majority or even half or anything. It was still a fraction of people, but it was more than any time I've ever seen before of people angry, like hostile. And I was like, but I did master of puppets. I've done bigger songs than that. So to enter Sandman and some people were really fucking upset. And so I was thinking, I was like, yo, someone's going to show up and be like, don't, you made fun of Metallica and try to shoot me with their, you know, did Metallica make from who the bell toils? Yeah, that was them too, right? Yeah. From whom my bulge grows? That's a good one, bro. He makes my bald

Bulls grow. Come marches on. I don't know. I got it. I actually, you know what? I look back and I really never thought I liked Metallica at all. And then I realized how many of their songs. They have so much variety.

It's hard to not like some of the shit they made. I don't like. And then I didn't like Metallica at all. And then I hear what their songs. I'm like, oh, that song's cool. I remember here now like this cool movie when I was seven. Sweenie probably unironically likes more Metallica than I do.

Probably actually. That's insane. I never really got into Metallica. really at all. I was... To me, like, they have too much variety. Like, it's fair. There's probably a lot of people that haven't heard a lot of their variety, but...

I haven't dived into it, to be fair. They have, like, they have some of, uh, some... Even people that are like, oh, I'm not really into metal or something. They have some, like, just instrumental, beautiful shit and that shit. Yeah, they're absolutely metal. They're like what metal is pure at its purest state. I like... Yeah, exactly.

I know their name is Metallica. I get it. But like for me, what confuses me is that like I just, I, because I don't know, I don't know what's the barrier for kinds of music at all. Like it's like, he's still talking. Stop it. Stop it. What are you going to say? What are you going to say, Derek?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was being rude to Derek. I was being rude to sweetie because he scares me because he's black. I accepted what I don't even know what the fuck I was. I was going to say. I accepted that we're moving on. I was like, I'm going to hear what he has to say.

Whatever about my thoughts, bro. You were going to say the Beatles. You said something about the Beatles. Oh, oh, oh. Because I said, because I said, uh, Yellow Soam Marine by Mattan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I will say, I feel like, and now I know there's a lot of Gen Z people saying this shit.

I get Gen Z would talk shit about Beatles, like, but me is someone who's grown up around a lot of people that love the fuck out of them. I like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I can say this that there isn't one Beatles song that I'm like, oh, I really like this song. I just think that, oh,

this song's pretty good. You know, like say, like come together, I think is a really cool fucking song. Got together is great. But I don't ever spin that shit. Never there.

As a matter of fact, anything that Beatles ever has, it has never been on a playlist. I've never sought it out. I've not, and I'm just like, I just don't, is it too white?

I don't understand. No, it's just too, it's too, like, I think it's just too old and gay and just, you know, just, there's something about it. Is it too white? It's just too old and gay. It's just too white for me? The fucking metal head. The metal head just said, is it too white? But, dude, there's a lot of groove in metal.

I think that's, like, why I like it so much. I don't, I think metal has, I think the difference, like, is rock music has emotion, opposed to, like, I feel like, not like, black people folk music. Eric Cole Yeah That's what this has Our lead I'll lead singer I'll lead singer

Died He's dead Oh shit I thought really bad about it I would have felt worse about it If I didn't kill him It was me I walked up to him

And blew his head off his neck I literally walked up to him And shot him in the head And handed over Catcher in the Rye And a gun to some random Stranger Some random stranger

And that person took it And I was just so fucking I was just Oh Rino Was it Ringo or who was it Ringo? I don't know who this is really

Ringo Ringo did not kill him That would be funny if he did Don't say that I drummed him to death He thought It was a bullet But it was playing the drums

Till his head Did he take the drum sticks And beat him to death Or did he use his head as like sticks No he played the drums At him so hard No, no, no, no. I picked up my sticks, and I hit him in the head 50 million times in one second.

I played our entire catalog on his face. And then his brain fell out of his little eyes. It was crazy. It was absolutely wild. Ouch, stop it. Why are you hitting me? Why are you hitting me? Let's go on a Yoko again.

And then Yoko's just standing right there. It's just screeching me. She's doing her, making herself, screeching with no breaths in between. She's just, she's screeching like, like, like, dying Mario. Wow. Wow. While John Lennon's head is being drummed at the, at the, at the, at the, at the, at a

speed that is fucking inconceivable. I like when he gets hit, like, ooh. Oh. Those, those, those, Mario 64 is. sound effects are awesome. That game is iconic. Ooh. Why the fuck?

Hey, hey, Nintendo, listen to me. Listen to me. You need to. Mario RPG. Are you fucking high? Remastered Mario 64. What are you fucking doing? They'll never remastered that game.

Why? First of all, it already got remastered. They got remastered. No, it did. It did. It got re-released. I got upresed. It's not remastered.

Yeah, it's probably like some, oh, it's... No, the one for the 3D. The DS. I've never heard of this. I guess. The DS one is a remaster, technically. I guess, you're not... Very technically, yeah.

Yeah, I guess you're not wrong. I guess it's just such a limited... That's such a limited platform because you can't... It just sucks. It's on a DS. You have to play it on it into the original Nintendo DS. Let me look at this shit. And it's not, it doesn't look, it's not, you know, it's not like a...

It's not like a proper modern remaster. It's like, it's better. It's at the time remaster. Right, but like it wasn't that much of a leap. It does. It still, it looks like shit now. It still looks like shit. You know what's crazy?

It plays very well. Clearly, looks better than 64. It looks better than 64. It plays very well on the 3DS. Yeah, it looks a lot better than 64 bits. I'll tell you that, but it's not. This reminds me the time that Mario snuck up to Bowser and shot him in the face while reading Catcher in the Rye.

The idea of Mario putting his knee on Bowser's throat. and shooting him with a sawed off shotgun is crazy. I watched it happen. So what do you think? How about, so you think maybe, so I know there's news about Nintendo Switch 2.

Yeah. Yeah, awesome. Maybe they'll bea guarded on that because doing some Nintendo shit. They're never doing remakes because of the fact that. They'll never remake that game. Why? Because there's no reason why they would.

That wouldn't have been the first thing they would have made. But like, there's no reason why they wouldn't have made. made it already. There's no good reason why. I, look, I kind of agree with that a little bit, but also they're remaking shit that no one's asking for, which is so fucking bizarre to me. People wanted a Mario RPG. People did one RPG remake. Granted, not us. There was not, there was a lot, dude. There was people that, there was people that were probably saying, oh, that would be cool, and they said it one time to themselves.

They didn't say it out loud. Yeah, there's like, oh, that'd be cool if they remade it. But, you know, obviously they're not going to do it, so why the fuck would I even ask for it? That's why I thought about a link, that's why I thought about a Link's awakening where I'm like, they would remake a link to the past before they did a Link's Awakening or anything.

Why the fuck would be able to do that? I want to see Mario 64 in 4K. In 4K? The Switch team is going to come out. It's going to be a weird console and it's going to have a better battery life, but a weaker console than the Steam deck. I want to see, I want to see Princess Peach's

Wet Spot at 60 frames. I want to see. Princess Peaches, goopy, ovulating vagina. Do you think we're ever going to get like, well, how many years until we get a Nintendo machine that's as powerful as like the Xbox series? Yeah, PS4. Yeah, PS4. Yeah, courage in.

You know what's crazy? It's still not going to be 60 frames, I'm pretty sure. I'm just still not going to be 60. I just feel like these nerds need to revolt, man. This is despicable what they're doing. They're totally happy with just playing stuff. at 10 frames a second and being like, ooh, look at that thing I remember.

Look at that Pokemon in the distance that's flapping at six frame per second, literally, literally, actually, the newest Pokemon game. That's six frames per second, 50 feet away in game. Joja's playing Zelda right now on our TV. He's playing Zelda?

I looked at the TV. No, Zelda's fine. I think Zelda can do it. I looked at the TV. And I was like, for a second, I couldn't, when I understood Link, but I was looking at the surroundings I'm like what the fuck am I looking at? Yeah, it's very blurry.

It's so shit where it's like I was just like oh my God I forgot what it's like to not like just the resolutionist it was one of those things where I'm like oh I feel like I'm playing Dreamcast on a larger like back in the day if your TV was too big

even your Dreamcast looked like shit where I was like oh playing in the living room versus playing in my room and that's how I felt and I'm like this is this is insane. I wouldn't give Zelda to me worst slave. I think it doesn't look bad.

I think it's stylized enough. It's just dog shit that Nintendo fan. Do they have slave? No, they're after slavery, right? The Beatles? Yes. You fucking nuns? No, but I mean, like, it's Britain, so like, I don't know how like, I don't know. They stopped having slaves way before we did, dude. No, but like, I know

officially, but you know what I mean? How I mean they have like... Not a fit, like straight up. No, no, no, no. You don't understand. But they're rich they're rich Britain people like do they have like servants you know what I mean like did they have servants even even even even by what you're saying people with that accent definitely did have slaves at that time in the 60s the way they say have you heard the way they speak they're like fucking bum fuck rich people then I've got so many slaves I got I got too many shit I got so I've got a million

and a half slaves they all live in one half and a half and a half They all live inside my dungeon. I have a huge dungeon. That's a fun. That's such a fun accent to do. I don't know. Is that Liverpool? Yeah.

That's Liverpool. That's South England. I like that's old Liverpool, right? Yeah, well, obviously. It's still going. They still talk like that? Yes, they do. Dude, go hear an interview of Patty Pimblet.

Patty Pimbleet is a scouser from there. And basically any scouser sounds like that. And it sounds fake, right? I can't imagine that. I can't imagine that accent. Yeah, it does sound like a cartoon. It just reminds you the animaniacs. Like, I can't imagine that voice being used to talk about like my, like, like,

how are you guys getting on Fortnite today? You know, like I can't imagine. Like, we need some V bucks. Like, I can't. What funny is that when they're aggressive and they talk like tattoo, it sounds insane. Oh, it's great. Because they sound confused. Like, oh, I got your mom and I guy tie up to her damn.

tree and punch out a few times and I'm like Are you asking me to do it? Or are you threatening you gonna do it? Some jet of my tricks dude. I'm gonna send Lee Harvey. I'm gonna send Lee Harvey Lion after you. I'm going there in a few months. I cannot wait. Yeah, that was a good one. I can't wait.

All right. Lee Harvey Lion's gonna come and get you. I've trained him very well. I'm not gay. You can smell fear and dogs. I'm not gay. I'm feeling trans. Got mann stick in my ass. I'm he, him. but not for long my penis is coming off. Derek, you're getting hurt by drinking that.

Stop drinking that poison. Derek is double-strawing you-hoo's right now, man. It's fucking white. He has no shirt, dude. It's a sight to be seen. He's going to start developing scales while on the line.

Oh, my God. His eyes are going to turn like fucking yellow and they're going to have the cat shape. I'm like, is he a witcher? Yeah, can you I totally drink you to turn to a wager? Absolutely. That's crazy.

That's crazy. Wait, I don't even know if I'd survive. If I would survive, if I survived the ritual, I'd do it. All right. So he wrote, that guy wrote in. The name that I, the long name that I just wrote in, the long name that I just read, wrote in. I'm not going to read it again.

He said, nutting in a Twinkie from episode, episode 12, absolute fucking classic. I can't believe it was that long ago. Yeah, dude. That is the best joke I think I've ever told in my life, man. I think that's like top four of my jokes. I don't think it's the best joke you've ever told. Yeah, that's a tough word. I don't know what your best joke is.

is, but it's certainly not that one. I've heard better stuff. I know you've made me like tier, so I don't remember tearing for the twink. The coming in the twink and feeding it somebody in the apocalypse is bananas. That is a crazy thing. I kind of also need to refresh my, I need to like listen to that. I need to listen to that clip. Yeah. You know what would be helpful to the people that are probably going to reminisce over the stuff

in like in the comments and whatnot. If you know timestamps, like say if you just found those or if you if you just came from those clips or something so you can help some some people out and and myself out too of course oh yeah absolutely oh man yeah there's just so many is all what do we have 36 minutes yeah we got a couple a little bit of time before we can start getting into questions five minutes mac me mechidankis sanchise wrote in he says jordan peterson saying you got jordan peterson saying you godless darkies almost made me crash my car i don't remember what that's from but i remember i was saying that too I think. I think I can't remember

why. You godless darky? Godless darky. I remember something about that. That's fucking insane. I don't, yeah, damn, I wish I remember the context, but yeah, that was good. I admit, I was actually thinking this is, I've been reflecting for whatever fucking reason. Maybe I am going to die

soon, maybe too much yoohoo. But the, just I was like, oh, I think we've really slowed down on our impressions. Like, the only ones that I really remember as of recent was just just Trump. Like, Trump's the only one that's been coming up a lot. I was like, damn. I was like, we kind of, kind of haven't really been hitting it. I know. Yeah, that's, you're right. There's not really

a lot of impersonatable people like that are currently, you know what I mean? Like, I don't know. I don't, I can't remember the last time somebody was in the news that was like worth impersonating or like somebody like, like, or even like the YouTube stuff. Like, I know Matt Pat just retired. Oh yeah. We did talk about that, but even that was like a fake impression of him being a fucking Russian stooge. So like, so I don't know. Trump is fun. That is crazy. I mean, we just had all of the Beatles. The Beatles, that was good.

You know, whatever the fuck. I don't know who. I don't know which one of them sounded like that. I know one of them did, but I don't remember which one. I feel like they all did. Aren't they all from Liverpool or my... Yeah, it's just like, hey, Ringo, hey, John. Hey, Paul.

They're all the same for you. Let's make music. I don't... It just sounds like fucking... They sound like fucking Wallace and grounded people to me. Like, every time I think of the Beatles, I think of them in Claymation. You think of the Claymation? Like, they don't feel like real people.

Like, like, you know, Even John Lennon dying in claymation. That's like what I, that's what I imagine. That is so bananas for you to say. You know what? I think I don't. Wait, wait, hold on. Sweeney, you don't, you don't imagine.

Like, when you think of the assassination of John Lennon, you don't think of it in claymation? Stop. You're just hijacked my memory. You just hijacked my mind. That's great. He dies and he just like a little acclamation spin and falls over. Yeah. Why do you think it is, Derek?

You said you thought you know why Oh no I think I just figured out why I don't really care for the Beatles And it's because I think I heard Um the beats before the Beatles Because I was a big Doug fan Still am Oh my God And the beats are the shit

The beats actually got a couple of hits man Like Killer Tofu is a fucking that's a banger Which I remember killer tofu I keep if I Now that it's in my brain I got to cover it I've been over like the past almost four years away I gotta cover this song then you know But yeah I think that shit goes harder than fucking anything

The Beatles have ever written Yeah I think yeah Come together Come together and uh Happy come together is great I think happiness is a warm gun I like But like

Eleanor Rigby's kind of fun But like I mean that's that's really it Like I really I hate yellow submarines I heard it when I was little I fucking hate yellow I hate yellow submarine to the core I heard it when I was little That's why I was very small when I heard We all live in a fucking little...

We all live in a gay little box. A gay little box. A gay little box under the water. A gay box under water that's going to carve in. The Titanic. Oh, no. Oh, no. The submersible.

The Beatles are in the Titan submersible. Yeah, wild. You guys feeling a little bit of a change in pressure down here. Boom. Is it just me or am I bleeding out of my eyes and ears the same time? This is crazy. Like we get to hear they have like a black box transmission or something. And we got to hear their last moment.

Ringo, who, which one of yous forgot to charge the controller? Well, geez. Pull, now you. Now look what you've done. Oh, man. Did you, did you, did you, did they, did they hear the sound of it bending in? Probably not.

Probably not. It must have been so, it, that, a situation like that is probably so instantaneous. Like, they probably really had no idea. Like, they probably felt like a little bit of, like, the, the pressure change when you, you're in an airplane. And then just, they were gone. Like, there's no way. And then he's gone. Then it was white.

Thanks a lot, Dad You think that was like the... Whoa, chill. Derek, chill, dude. Is anybody else a little concerned about the rickety nature of this Titan submersible? Which feels awfully weird, don't it?

We'll be fine. Are you sure? It seems a little... Is that a Logitech game? from 2004 The Logite Game Hide

Oh my God USB 1 Fuck Dude it's Is that a Logite Game This thing has

Extreme Latency What I'm trying to like It's It's true It's probably so slow Dude

You're like You're trying to Like make it Go back up And then it just like Takes forever To actually

respond I feel like I feel like the input delays a little crazy. I've been trying to... I've been trying to...

Did somebody... Did one of you pee on the floor? Why is it wet? Oh, it's just my brain's leaking out of my nose is. It's just all of me capillaries exploding in unison. Calmly saying it, dude, as it's happening. I don't know the idea of it, like, slowly imploding it. They're just calmly in that British accent just like explain.

It's like, like, it looks like, oh. brains are experiencing some right hemorrhaging right now. You know what I'm also picturing them being so sardine-packed because Ringo brought his drum set. Ringo decided to bring a drum set. Ringo, I told you the drum set would cast a little too much weight in the vehicle. He's playing the fuck out of it. He's playing the ball out of the drums.

Is that, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you see in this? Are you guys seeing what I'm seeing? Do you also see this steel wall hurtling 5 million miles an hour at our faces? Like there would be any time to even say that. I have to say that in a sentence. Yeah, they're just, oh fuck. Oh, I love that so much.

Oh, God. Savagely ripped apart in. It's too good. All right. We're really abusing the British here today. Let's be... Authentic Shaggy Road. And a crazy moment came recently when Sween didn't know the word cadaver.

Bro literally was in school for medicine. I got to be real. That really shocked. That is a little weird. Okay. Can I explain myself? You can try. I heard that word much later in life than a lot of other people did.

I heard cadaver the first time when I was about 20 years old. Uh-huh. Okay. that's why I thought it was so fun because I never used I would just say dead body

Did you ever date Like a like a goth girl Like before 20? I did it like I didn't like steam girls Not so many god I'm so much got so much Goth girls

I see All right That's that's fair Because like a lot of them Are like Like Edgown Poe And stuff like that And like

Like you know what I mean Like you'd come across That word naturally I would I would definitely I've definitely heard the word Cadaver before But I did not know

It meant a dead body I've heard cadaver I've seen it written out I didn't know I meant that they body until like much later in my life. Do you think there's going to be anything left of us? I'm sorry? What we were to be? Were we turned into just atoms?

Or were we to be some sort of paste? Oh, great. We're atoms. We're already dead, Bringo. We've been dead for at least a few hours now. Imagine being those. So imagine, like actually for real, imagine goes surreal, right? And there are ghosts, there are ghosts, goshs, Jesus.

There are ghosts. Goth ghost. Imagine there are ghosts haunting the Titanic, right, from that era of time. And then suddenly, now you have this new group of ghosts haunting the Titanic. And it's just like some fucking guy from 2020 mingling with these people. That's got to be nuts. saw, dude. Saw, dude.

Pretty late, man. Pretty lit, dude. This is fucking sick, dude. Hey, yo, what's up? You're like one of them old ghosts. That's fucking crazy, dude. I've always... Did you used to be your wife?

It must have been late to do that. That's what he's bothered me about ghosts is that they're always in, like, Victorian clothing and they're never in, like, a slip-knot hat or something. Yeah. Those are the Yankees. Those are the unhappy ghosts. The modern ghosts would just be giving gangbangered.

I honestly feel like modern ghosts would be... I feel like modern ghosts would be a lot more unhappy. Let me ask you something. So the ghosts that you're picturing, are they translucent? Or are they like, like, they look like just look like us? Back in my day, they would just be lucent. But yeah, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So back in the day, excuse me, excuse me, sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to go woke, but did, were the ghost lucent? Yeah, they were, yeah, they're translucent. Right, so you see right through them. So, and I think we might have talked about this before, but that's the part. Where we talk about Victorian clothing, I'm just like, what, how are they clothed at all? You, when you die, you die With your clothes are alive and they die to

To a degree, there's the spirits inhabiting them. The warmth you give your clothes, allow them to come with you when you die. Sure. I mean, thank you, Pastor. That's unironically the best explanation I've ever heard, and it's still stupid. That worms. Wormf. Worm.

The idea of warmth. That is one like, if I see a translucent, bud-ass naked person, And then I know there are ghosts. That's some ghost shit right there. But then again, I believe in ghost cars. I believe in ghost cars. They're paying rent. You believe in ghost cars?

Yeah, I didn't believe in ghost cars. Because I'm like, why wouldn't there be? If there are ghost trains and ghost ships, why the fuck wouldn't there be ghost cars? Because ghost cars require maintenance in a way that trains don't. That's insane. That is verbally one almost insane things. That's true. I almost just quit the podcast.

That's true. You have to maintain a train, really. You have to maintain the tracks. You have to maintain a train so much more to you understand. That's not true. It's not true. You put a train together and you leave it for 10 years and then you maybe put a new chair in, you know? I want them to do that for real.

I want them to not maintain trains at all for like a month. Everything. Everything falls up. There are 50 trained. Do you remember that train derailment in like fucking Pennsylvania or whatever or like Ohio or something? And let the chemicals out? Yeah. What was that place called?

That was a zombie plague. That was a zombie place that happened. There was that place called. They just dealt with. Palestine. Yeah, it was Palestine. Palestine can't get a break no matter whether they are. That's exactly all I was like, dude.

That's really crazy. There's probably going nuts. Oh, yeah, dude. What happened is this, right? They bombed the wrong Palestine. That's crazy. There was some sort of zombie contagion. They covered it up because they dealt with the problem.

There was some sort of plague zombie contagion that came out. And they had to deal with it right there. Think about it. Could you mind if that really happens? You're in a place where they have this chemical that falls out. And then you really have to deal with like undead creatures. You have to kill your way through them. And then a government's, you can't talk about this.

And it's like, are you serious? Well, they won't. They won't say that. They'll just kill you. They'll just kill you. No, they're going to keep because if you're really going to kill them, they'll be like, yo, you're kind of, you're kind of that boy. Yeah.

You can't go home, though. You can't go home, but they will keep you. You can't tell anyone about this either. You got to stay in yourself. They will, yeah, exactly. You're like yourself. You can keep the weapons you used to kill them with. We'll definitely feed you and clothe you.

For some reason, though, they feed you like shit. They cheat you like a P-O-W for some reason. They don't need to at all. For no reason at all. They give you one piece of bread a day. I didn't do anything wrong. Yeah, you didn't actually. You were just survived.

This is just protocol down here. We never fixed it. We don't come down here. It's actually assault you in like 20 minutes. So this is what you know. Did we talk about, did we talk about, Did we talk

Did we talk about... Did we talk about Stephen Hawking on the island? Absolutely. He did, right? A little bit. I just want to make sure we got to it. Did you see the thing? Wait, sorry about it.

Did you see the thing where it's chief punching the profit of truth? Oh, yeah. And it's the little kids attack in Stephen Hawking on the island. There's a level of Halo 2 where like you have to kill one of the guys in the floating chairs. by like punching it and somebody was like the kids attacking Stephen Hawking on the aisle it was pretty it gave me a chuckle

it is so funny how the like it's look it's strange like I'm a big Halo fan obviously as is evident by like literally everything in frame of my camera yeah but but like it kind of shocks me how like how relevant

in meme culture like that game still is every like so often like those specific like specifically those games. Like, I did not expect to see a Halo 2 meme about fucking Stephen Hawking on Epstein's Island with that much engagement. You know what I mean? It's weird.

Like, as popular as it always was, I always felt like it was still kind of like, I don't know, kind of separate. I don't know. It's weird. Strange. It's interesting. It's something just may remain relevant. Like, think of it. Think of SpongeBob.

That's true. Yeah. Spongebob is comedically relevant. Sponb is relevant every. If you really think about it, there is. always a moment where SpongeBob by meme can be brought up. That show is insane for that. It really bothers me that we haven't figured out that the secret to peace in the Middle East is simply like just get SpongeBob to broker a peace agreement.

If we could get SpongeBob to go up there and he goes like, da! Let's stop murdering! I feel like Patrick would become a jihadist very easily. I feel like Patrick could become a jihadist real easily. Spongebob as a point. Like you bring Patrick, like Patrick would come back. You'd leave Patrick for 10 minutes. He'd come back.

He'd have a turban on. Yeah. Yeah. You'd have a fucking, what you'd call it? I think he could get to the bottom of it. I think I think the Jews would be like, oh, well, he seems so nice and so friendly. He sort of sounds like us, doesn't he? I feel like he would be, well, I feel like the IDW would use Patrick as like he's a patsy kind of a thing.

Right, right. So they dress him up. They make him like the most obviously cartoonist terrorist ever. But Patrick thinks he's doing. the right thing though you know like hey go go save all those people in the hospital but then you know he has no idea that there's a bomb in his ass or something and like and then you know what happens after that and then shit pops off and then sponge bob's trying to change things squid words uh hostage he's upset he's upset i you ever see that that that image of uh it's it's like sponge bob standing

outside his house and it's like exploded and he goes i said i'm home with the hummus. Oh my God. That is insane. That is crazy. That is like not okay almost. Yeah, I know, I know. I mean, it's so funny.

You know what? It's more, it's more okay than, you know, blowing up random hospitals. It is very much okay. So I'm okay with a thousand pound bombs that are being, that are decimated places and stuff. But we don't need to get in that. Yeah.

Yeah. I like the IDF. IDF's funny. Ethnic cleansing. But Patrick, don't you know what they're doing? I don't care. I don't care.

Watch this SpongeBob. They gave me a drone. We went to a beach, SpudgeBob. It was so fun. Patrick, that's a, that's white phosphorus, Patrick. All right, we gotta move out. We gotta move out. This is getting crazy.

This is getting crazy. No, this is Patrick. No. This is white phosphorus. No, this is Patrick. This is Patrick. That's so great. Whoa, a new laugh.

A new laugh. It's like a police siren. Oh, man. I don't have an opinion on the matter. I don't really listen to go back to bikini bottom. I just want to be left alone and play my clarinet and come inside and blow clarinet bubbles. That's all I want to do. Leave me free to come in my clarinet and play little cum bubbles.

Leave me alone, SpongeBob. This song's called Come in E minor. I don't know. As long as they sound maybe crabby patties, I don't mind what is random. I don't get what it really does. He goes like, this song is called Come in A minor.

And then Spunk Bob calls the police. It's common A minor. That is so fucked. Excellent. That is an excellent joke. There's no way that joke hasn't been. That's such an obvious. That must be.

Oh yeah, it exists. I don't think so. Yeah. I don't think so. In A minor is too obvious of a setup for Fritin. It is too obvious, but also I feel like... I've never heard it before, but I'm sure. Like, it can't...

I know what you mean, but for some reason I feel like this is going to be one of those ones where you're shocked that it hasn't been made. Because it happens everyone's wrong. Yeah, that is true, yeah. Cigarette Gay Dreams Road in. He says second episode... The second... Oh, well, this is just like something that they...

This is just something that they appreciate. The second episode of week on top of the extra ammo was a blessing I was not ready for. Insane Value, Glad to be a patron. Hell yeah, dude. This is why we do it, man. We do it for the value for our homeless listeners out there. You know, we like to give you something that's worth your dollar. That's right, baby.

And that's right, baby. Racist Walt Jr. is obviously up there. Certified clip burper rode in about that one. That's a classic one. Oh, yeah, I remember calling. three-fifths. I remember, like, saying something like, you're one to talk three-fifths.

I remember that. That was, uh, that was, that was, more than three-fifths, bro. Uh, I mean, my, my personal favorite Walt, my personal favorite Walt Jr. moment from the show is, I don't know what it is. Is it, you know what it is. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's him not really understanding

gender confusion and being like, had you not know what you are, you're it. you're it that is so disrespectful and disarming of a person dude I remember cracking myself up with that which is very rare but what were you saying what were you gonna say? No it just to that

that show good doctor or the good doctor whatever it's called Oh yeah I saw that clip you posted yesterday Basically that's that Walt Jr. is that guy Like that guy is Walt because

I saw that clip that I've never I can't believe I've never seen it before Did you see the one where he's like I don't know if he's like doing surgery or what Or he's like just nurse He's like checking in on a patient And she's like Palestinian or like Yeah that's exactly I just shared that

Dude That is a crazy fucking scene where he's like You are a terrorist statistically And I'm like yo what the fuck is happening This is the protagonist He's socially retarded dude No but that's not That's like super

Like being on is not an excuse for being an extreme bigot. That's what's so insane. I don't think he's being extremely bigot because he's not being prejudiced towards her, but he's not being mean-spirited towards her. It's just what the information gave. Like, like, obviously, like, guys, yes, the scene is insane if someone wrote that.

A hundred and ten percent. But clearly this is this a person that he can't, he probably can't, if you, if you change the colds, a bathroom, you'll probably have the wildest meltdown of his life, you know? This guy is autistic to the maximum degree. And look, I'm sure there are people like that that are that severely autistic. The thing is, they can't work with people. That's the thing that, like, why this show seemed so insane.

Oh, my God. Are you that guy from Pans Laverth? What are you doing? Are you that fucking, you that fucking, you know, that guy was also in fucking, uh, Would I have to do this? Because your real eyes don't help you. You need your glasses. Wasn't that guy also in Hellboy, too?

There was someone like him. It wasn't the exact guy, but it was like... It was probably Del Toro. It might have been the same guy, actually, because it was Del Toro. No, there was something loosely based on it, I think, or like very similar. They might have used the basis of the costume to build something else, but like, yeah, I think... Maybe a creature of the same race. I don't know what the hell you would call him.

Eric, you disappeared from me. Did I? well you well whatever nobody I mean yeah I'm I mean my I'm sure I'm good on my end yeah I see I see him still okay what the fuck just how oh oh are you are you fucking everything up again I'm not touching anything so he doesn't fucking get well it's kind of warm all of a sudden just get some blanks out it's kind of warm all of a sudden and a nuke that's that would be crazy because like you would probably see the rumble in fucking Chris's uh his this I like if if the nuke wouldn't reach you

but you would still see the in your fucking camera and him just wiped out. Yeah. It feels kind of funny in here. I feel very, I feel very radiated. Like I have the wrong

atomic mass and I die. People are going in on you about you not refusing to get some drapes. They could drape my cock down their throat so they can fucking do. Okay. I knew that was coming.

Yeah, I knew that exact. Yeah. It's like, how is he going to use drape in the retaliation? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I should have said blinds, because I wonder how we would have did that one.

You can blindfold themselves on my cock over their eyes. It's such a lovely day here in Hiroshima. I really hope nothing bad happens. What's that in the sky there? Doesn't it remind you a bit of a fat man? It looks a little bit like a fat man from this angle. Yeah, the thin boy, what'd you say? Thin boy.

And then, and fat man and thin boy. And then, and then. And then. Wow. I can't help but notice. That flash is pretty bright. Do you feel your skin running off your body in a weird way? Do you also feel, melted?

Do you also feel your skin? my face skin. Do you also feel your bone marrow boiling? That's a little weird. Because what happened? I love the idea. I'm really enamored with the idea of the Beatles talking so slowly that they just, they ostensibly have super speed.

Like they're able to have conversations like this in the middle of like instantaneous disasters. They're talking so fast that it's like, you know, they're, it's like a, I don't know if you've seen when Fry drank so much coffee. Oh, yeah. Basically, he was going super speed. He was basically the flash. And so, like, these motherfuckers are just like, some reason.

They're going so slow, so this has nothing to do with science, right? They're talking so incredibly slow that they actually are talking incredibly fast. They crossed over. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I love that. That's pretty cool that they figured out. The Beatles figured out how to do that, and that's canon.

Just instantaneous. is just instant disaster it's like commentated on in depth by the Beatles by the Beatles that's a that's a show when they finally acknowledge their demise they just let out the weakest yelp

oh oh oh oh like so they're getting fucking like so for some reason they ended up in Guantanamo and they're getting tortured. And they're just like, after all the torches finally over,

just one little, ew. You know that runs you? It reminds you that Shane Gillisbitt where he impersonates Trump getting shot? Trump getting shot. And he goes, eh.

Eh. It totally would be funny. He would. Yeah. The sounds he makes, the sounds he makes already. Like, yeah,

it would be hilarious with a real gun. Did you guys see him do, that, that speech again. I could read that telepropter all day long. And Biden, like, dude, it's so infuriating that he,

like, why can't he just be? I hate Trump in large part because he robbed us of a, of a, of a, of a future of just having him be just a good comic presence. Like, it's so sad that I don't think he can only,

but I, you're crazy. You are crazy to, I really don't. I think he's not funny. I don't think you think that. I, I might not.

In my heart of hearts, I really don't think he's funny. I don't know. I think... I could read that telepractor all day long. He's not, but see, the thing is he's not funny. It's the stuff that he does. He's not, he's funny. It's basically we're laughing at him, kind of a thing, by just him existing.

He does shit. Like, did you hear that, him, he was reading, and I don't remember if I brought this up in one of the last episodes where, Joe Rogan thought that he was like Oh yeah yeah yeah Yeah blah blah blah And they found out that it was actually Trump that said it But like listening to Trump actually talk about like Oh they they blew up the airports or wherever the fuck

The way he's reading the teleprompter You can tell that he's not 100% sure what he's reading But he's just trying to put a little flare on it And it's so funny listening to him talk Because he's like yeah they blew up the airports they they they bad and I'm like why is he why is he doing that like it's like stretching I feel you know like spit like say you took a bite of something and then spit is kind of dribbling from it that's what his like speech sounds like yeah and he gave that speech recently though where he was like he impersonated Biden he was like Biden he walks up to he was somebody asked him a question about vanilla ice cream or something and he goes the economy's good thank you for asking the question and then he walks into a wall and it's like this is crazy there that he's fucking that this is this, that this is a person that is running for president.

So I, I guess. I don't know. It's insane. I think, I think my brain is just like, this guy's really doomed American politics. So I don't think he's,

I can't say I think he's funny, but I really, I just don't. You just haven't, you haven't transcended to the level of the comedian from watchman. That's all. I think that's it, man.

I think, I think that's my brain is like, oh, this guy, this, he, dude, the people that were going to get there. You just got to get there.

After him, dog, like, in 10 years, the people that are going to be running for president because of him becoming the president is going to be the kind of jury like we should probably move Yeah To be that kind of journey

Let's get through I understand what you're saying I totally get it And I think that's why I can't think he's funny See I think the rock's going to run And he's going to like offset everything That's why I think it's going to happen I don't think the rock

I think the rock has said Maltal Toxie doesn't think he should become president But you never know We'll see happening I mean Trump said that too to be fair He's recently talked about it It dude Trump became president

simply because, this is funny. I think you guys know, Obama baited him essentially. Yeah, he did. Yeah, and then he ran because of that. And it sounds silly, but something that happened recently in the UFC, Israel-A-Sanja baited one of his old arch-nemesis, like his old rivals. He basically talks shit saying, oh, he's probably in some bar, you know, drunk and saying, and which was true, like, oh, I beat that guy once way back in the day.

So he came to the UFC, beat Israel-A-Sania and became champion in two divisions. that barely anybody's ever done just like doing incredible shit just because one person said some fuck shit to him The fact that he beat Izzy broke my heart I was like come on Israel Yeah Israel seems He was fighting way too much too

He was broken and tired so I'll give him a pass He let Sean Shricklin beat him But let's get back to the shit Yeah let's get let's run through a couple more More than someone It should be fighting in one year 100% like four five six fights

Let's run through a couple more of these And then we'll move on to some questions Yeah we'll upset with the questions Little Dishrag wrote in. This isn't a specific moments, but we need a compilation of every single one of Sween's different laughs. Yeah, we had a new one today, literally.

That's good. That's good. We're not running out. I only have one laugh, bro. Imagine they get a compilation as different periods of time. They're all the same laugh. You're like, no, I lived through that laugh.

It wasn't that laugh. I lived through it. And you're like, nah, man. Always been the same laugh. You guys are just crazy people. You're trying to gas ladders, bro. So that's one of them. I'm enlightened and gas in my whole life.

Pouring hot sauce. into Derek's Gabe Directum Road, and he says, I don't think this is from 2023, but Derek's microwave baby story is a classic. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, my friend who was in the, yeah, just for new listeners, my friend was in the Army. And if you've seen, let's just put it this way, if you've seen any of the horrific photos or videos of things

that are going on in Gaza right now, it was basically one of those things where he casually told me how, like, he found a cooked baby in the microwave. Think about the word Cucs baby The way that you say it It's so fucking insane Because it's like one of those things

Where you have to Because you can't just say You can't just say You can't just say you found a baby in the microwave Because it may be implied that it was Nuked But not necessarily I have to emphasize that

Some motherfucker Turn that shit on And cook the baby Like it's fucked up And then fucking What are you fucking What are you fucking It was stuff

It's horror. But look at, man. You give me a migraine. That shit's horrible, but I just saw something the other day. Like, I mean, like, it's just one of those things, man. Like, I saw a kid picking up the remains of one of his family member. And I'm just like, I'm done. I was just like, I'm done.

Yeah, I'm done with God. Twitter's, Twitter is Live League now. It sucks. It's like really no one. I will say, though, it's so. I think everybody needs to see one of those things. Just one. Like, you don't have to keep looking at it.

But you need to at least know that shit like that is going on every fucking day. You guys should look up that. video the giraffe eating the baby. Wait, what? Let's move on. Let's move on. That's real? We can bang if you want.

We come back. Dude, they're like spreaders, man. Yeah, they're apex predators, dude. As long as tongue over the baby's neck and swallows and hole. Dude, I saw a giraffe swing its head at a plane and knock it out of the sky. That's, could you imagine seeing that like you're in the middle of NYC and a giraffe like breaks free goes on to the flight deck? blade spirals out and blows up I say is that a giraffe

Hmm Look like it's getting mighty close to our plane I feel like a giraffe hit our plane We're spiraling out of control We're spiraling out of control Yeah they're They're literally crashing It's like

We're going We're falling pretty fast into this mountain I couldn't help but notice. I think we hit the floor already. Something's wrong here. I can't feel any of my body. Rungo, are all of your bones dislocated as well?

Ringo's jamming out in the back. All right. We can bang if you want it. You can piss in my bear, Roden. He says, Dennis Prager's Gaby's, TM. I don't remember this. Gaby. It's finally one that I don't remember either.

Dennis pregnant I remember that this is funny I just don't remember what it was I guess so If you drown a baby It will die It will The baby fucking dies

Dude it's weird There was a person That I know That does not like Know about the realm Of YouTube poop That recited that to me I forgot where I was

But I was like Oh that shit Like that's when you know That shit is like Transcended like Yeah Yeah The weird side of the internet

And I was like The baby Fucking dies Such a good God, I fucking love this shit, dude. That might be, I think, honestly, my favorite YouTube poop, I think. It's fantastic. I think about it easily at least like three times a month.

The baby fucking dies. Pouring hot sauce on the Darks game. My favorite 2023 moment is Sween's consistent inability to look at what he types. In case of my being this thread being named episode 300 instead of 200. That was me. I want to be full on like to sweet. I wanted to bring this up specifically because that's not fair, but it also is very fair because Sweeney misspells literally everything else.

Yeah, that's definitely true. It's a valid criticism, but you chose the one time where it was my fault. I thought that was very funny. Usually you can fake left on me and get past me, but this time you fake left and I tripped through kick-doing your teeth and you fell down and cried. Then I bought the fat one on your head and not you on condoms with my nut. pouring hot sauce into Derek Scape Directum Don't gamble Anytime soon

Because the odds of that were crazy The odds of that are wild The idea of somebody getting knocked down On their stomach And they're trying to crawl away And then you come on a back and a head And it hits them hard If they slam their face on the ground

And get knocked That's that That's fucked Because yeah you tripped them You kicked them in the teeth Then you came on them And knocked them out that's uh

yo what the fuck that's brutal that's brutal oh man it's like yo it is a bruise a big old welt on the back of his head bright red oh yeah dude the the Ford F1 the gay F150 oh the fort that shit is

I would say that's probably my favorite only because uh when Jojo and I are driving that's just because you always see the Ford F1 50s in the wild and they're always just some fucking supreme douchebags driving too fast and so immediately our mind's like

he's on his way to go suck some penis. Like he can't wait. Like he's so impatient that he's like causing people to nearly crash. What makes it crazy is that I felt like that should have existed before us. But it didn't. I think we burn it. It is weird. I do think we,

I don't know, man. Maybe. I haven't looked into it. I haven't looked deeply into it. But I did notice that that was not really, because that was kind of out of nowhere a joke. That was a joke I made in the house. to Chris.

Yeah, you guys were streaming or something, weren't you? A little bit beforehand. A little bit beforehand. Yeah. We did make that joke years ago. And then we made it on the podcast and then we started. Like I saw it on TikTok a couple times where it's just like the little, the hot steam of a gay gaping ass in a forward.

You know what I'm like? Oh, interesting. Unless we might have sought subconsciously somewhere else. I don't think so. It's hard to determine, man. It's harder to determine. It's one of those things that, but I wouldn't be surprised. it's like that gay rock shit, for example.

Everybody's been doing gay parodies and stuff like that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But that, there were so many versions of that when mine went off. And so I think like sometimes you just need that little spark, right? And then it's open season on like something that's really fun. As a matter of fact, this Metallica one's starting to pick up some fucking steam.

From whom the balls grow. Shouldn't it be a cock girl? Balls grow? My balls grow. He's fucking and all the comes coming to his balls. His balls are getting round and full. Cock marches on. There's a couple of these.

5,500 likes on it right now. It's picking up some steam right now. The knees grows. There's a couple of these that I really did genuinely. Spit them out, man. Hell, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Definitely Stephanie, right.

It's like, I'm going to enroll you. It's like, this is quote. I'm going to enroll you in archery so I can have an excuse to cut your tits off, Peg. That entire conversation was gold, I think. That Al Bundy one was wild, bro. That was a wild one. I could smell my dick underwater after I fuck you, pig. That's out-of-pocket award for sure.

Like that, yeah. The rancest pussy. My wife has the rankest pussy ever, bro. Wouldn't wish it. Wouldn't wish it on anybody. Yeah, that's You're never You're never gonna forget that

That smell will be deeply Forever embedded in you You put your dick underwater You're submerged You're still gagging That kind of thing will ruin otherwise That kind of thing will ruin otherwise Like that's why I try to never

I try to never judge Whenever there's like a Whenever there's like a relationship That doesn't work And everybody's like everybody's like Oh well you remember like how When a sniper wolf got cheated on by that fat guy And everybody was like

Oh man how did he fumble that And it's like man I mean he's a cheater So like that's a cheater so like that's a problem but absolutely there's a possibility that there's some odor there that was just impossible to look past it's the only relationships i guess possible i just don't pay attention because we don't i don't know people in a relationship sense you know like i know of course yeah i'm joking this isn't what makes it funny you take obvious

no no what makes it funny is that all right what makes it funny all right that bagged her then cheated on her with another attractive woman. Damn, yeah. He tossed her side. He was like, ah, this is the old model. I'm fin to run through this. And he did. I'm like, dang, King alert.

I mean, nothing. Hey, if you do want to be real, though, man, you brought just a real, every motherfucker, everyone. Fuck. Watch yourself, man. What the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah, please, please sanitize it.

Like, there's too many people who don't really, really don't understand, like, how important that shit is. just on a base human level. It's like you can't fathom how easy it is to just not just to cut you out of people. Like you can so easily be cut out of people's lives. Yeah. If you're that person.

Like I have never cut ties with people. I've cut ties with people because they just fucking smell horrible. Like straight up. Oh yeah. I just, I'm not being around you. Also nerds in general. Just cling yourselves up, guys. There are some people that I know who smell horrible that I have no choice.

but to stay friends with. You know, and it's just like it is what it is. Yeah, I've met some people that... I keep a distance. They don't...

I've met some people that don't... They use deodorant, not antiperspirant. Oh my God. And so it... Oh, my fucking God. The problem. You gotta find a one-two combo.

Are you 10 years old? Like, it doesn't, it doesn't like, you are a full-grown adult. You need anti-presperstion. Just the amount of people who are like who don't wash their legs.

Yeah, that's a weird one. In the shower. That's a weird one. just like, what do you mean? The water does it as it's drain, as it, as it's falling off. Somebody sit, what do you mean? Someone sent me a video of, uh, I don't know, they're these nerds that.

Wait, what do you mean? Don't wash your legs. There's people that don't scrub up. They don't wash their legs. They'll wash their upper body. But they, and then they let the soap and water like kind of like, like, cascade down their body. That's good enough.

What? There's a lot of people that do that. There's a lot of people that are like, no, that's, that's, it's fine. And I'm like, what? Then I'm like, then what's the point of... It's one of those things where, look, if you're in a camping environment or if you're in a, like, we don't have access to running water, yeah, you can get the wipes and then you wash, you know, the pits,

your genitals, your ass, right? You just, you get those areas, and then that's because you don't have running water, obviously. But when there's running water, you can wash your entire body. You can, you can just go over it real quick. You know, it's crazy, man. You can bend down or lift up your fucking mind, really. It's like, truly, like, radio stations, fucking, I said, somebody sent me a, they was showing a thing of, it was almost like an argument to not do it, because some people were saying, well, your legs still get pretty clean for the most part. Here's a study of people doing it. Unwashed legs versus washed legs in the shower, and then they inspected, like, the bacteria on them. It doesn't matter. It's not about. There's, people forget about skin buildup. They forget about the dead skin buildup. That's the biggest thing that people forget about. Like, where they're like, oh, I just wash myself with.

my hands they use a bar soap and I'm like yeah see that's okay but then the the the skin build up you're not going to get the skin off so you want to exfoliate you want to either have something a lufa that gives you that'll give you a little bit of a scrub how often how often do you replace that thing because I feel like I'm overboard with it I do like every like every two weeks I don't do it that much it's a parent every every every two weeks I do it I don't do it that much. I actually have so I actually I feel like a weirdo but these things work so much better than Lufa's. They're

gloves. They're like Oh no yeah. I've seen I've seen those. It's better but I also feel like a freak wearing them because it's like it's a lot of the shower gloves on. It feels weird. But like I'm so like dude here's I thought about that. I haven't I've thought about like I looked at it and I was like that's a good idea actually

and I haven't. They're better. I'm I think where my mind's been blown the most, where I figured out that, like, I'm not washing my balls good enough. Because, like, here's a thing. The lufa, you're still, you're scared. You don't want to hit your balls on accident. No, you're scared. No, check this out. I've broken my balls already.

My balls are steel. I can't hurt them anymore. Oh, I still hurt mine. My testicle skin is flexible adamantium. Flexible out of, this is breakthrough shit right here. But no, bro, like, that, that glove thing, like, you know, like, say you scratch your nuts, like, you pinch them. A lot of people pinch their nuts on scratch them. When you wash your nuts like that, that's, you know, that's, you know, that's,

that's the way to wash them. You're a fidget with them. Yeah. Because when I had, I didn't like, I didn't like using a lufa to wash there because it just, I don't know, there's something that's felt weird and unbalanced about it. So I would usually like intervene with other things. But these, these gloves are revolutionary. And you can wash them. You can wash the gloves.

You don't have to throw them away. I use three, I use iron. I used cast. I used what you call it. Steel wool, bro. Whole body. Steel wool clean my whole body. I got a pedicure for the first time.

Jojo was like, hey, let's go. And they used this little sponge that fucking felt like that. So, like, they used to scrape on the bottom, but they do the top first. And I'm like, I'm like, it almost felt like getting a tattoo. I was like, what's the fuck? So I have, I have, from being a young person that played sports, my feet suck. My feet are terrible They're like mostly stone

Yeah, demon feet So what happened I have slave feet It's whatever I'm okay with it I'm okay with it I'm fine with it I understand

I understand what I have Lily forced me to go get Go get my fucking toes done once Yeah And for me I didn't want to do Because I don't want to put any person through that

I don't want someone to have to do that That is why I didn't want to go And Lily was like you got to go We went there and this person put my feet in boiling hot water. Luckily, my feet are mostly callous. So I knew it was hot because of the fact that I could feel it. I was like the fact that I can feel this. And that person was doing my toes, there were sparks silics a few times when they were doing whatever they were doing to be.

And I'm like, why would I gave the person a big tip? I was like, you deserve better. You deserve better. Did it feel good though? Did you like the results? I didn't really feel it because my feet are. fucking almost entirely stone. Even the top.

My feet are fucking calloused and shit, dude. If I shot myself in my foot, the bullet wouldn't go through my foot. All right. That's impressive. It would dent in, but it wouldn't go through. Tracing. Chasing. Oh my God.

That's right. I forgot. You dare humiliate me? Oh. That fucking guy. Oh, fuck. I forgot about that. He was way too big to making threats like that, dude.

Because he was like a fucking like a middle schooler. Way bigger than the teacher. It was like, yo. You don't you believe it? Jason Tabrin is your bits about Matthew Broder hunting over people in character as Inspector Gadget. And Gordon Ramsey blowing off his own head to motivate a cook. I love both from the...

I forgot about that last night. Because I've been watching... I've been watching Bar Rescue with the hostess named John Taffer. And he's like a loudmouth freak like Gordon Ramsey. And we... And essentially, we... I had a very...

same scenario with that where he, instead of blowing his head off, he put T&T in the bar and blows everybody up, including himself. Just being so upset with the whole situation. It's such a great show. It's a great show, but it reminded me it was just thinking about the Gordon Ramsey blowing his head off.

And I was like, that was funny. That was funny as fuck. And then the last one, last one. There's a bunch, there's so many. There's actually, we had a great year with like, with a lot of these. Shock on a couple of them. We don't need a comment on them. They're just, uh, comment.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, I mean, uh, Pee-wee Herman comes up a lot. I scrolled through a bunch of them. Oh, the homeless audience, the fucking margin Homer Simpson burping on my clit thing.

Incel Walt Jr., a lot of Walt Jr.'s. A lot of pizza time. Pizza time's a classic, obviously. Morgan Ramsey blowing a lot of it's crazy. We're good. We got, but the last one that I really.

Do you want this bar to become better? The last one. The last one, I got to listen to that again. I totally forgot with that. I know that it's from the same Inspector Gadget episode. I just don't remember like what the fuck

that entire thing was. But Nazomi wrote in. Last one. Nizomi. In this episode 183, they're putting timestamps and she put a timestamp in. Or not timestamp. Oh no,

there is, why don't you just, why don't you just shit up your own back? I think about that every once in a while. That's so funny. I like the idea that you're so upset.

He shot up his back so hard that he has a stripe. It's like a fucking it's like an inverse fucking it's like the avatar. It's like, hey, it's scarred his back as he shat up it so hard, dude.

Wasn't that you though? Yeah. Yeah, that was like the... Shut up my back so hard and scarred. The reason, uh, what was? You needed to go, right? Or you were like wanted to get some food and being impatient you, you just shut up your bat.

for sustenance, right? Yeah, yeah, that was that's what it is. Shut up, up your hat, up your hat, down your hat, into your own mouth so you could eat. Fucking so, so fucking ate this. That is so subhuman, dude. It is so vile and like, that was the Spider-Man, that was a Spider-Man argument, too. That was like, I think. Yeah, 183, I'm pretty sure.

Yeah, 183, 2-5750. 2-5750s where it is. Like that, bro? So, you got to like that? You guys can tune into it. I totally forgot about that. Of course, at the end of the podcast, too. He was at the very end, and you were like, I got to go.

Oh, man, the end. You got it like that. You're saying yourself like that, buddy? God damn. It's kind of impressive to be able to aim like that, though, too. You just know that's going to happen. That's the outcome. Marring your fucking body.

Your. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Me. Oh, man.

We've had a good show. What are we feeling? You want to do maybe like two or three questions? Yeah, give them a few. Just a handful. Yeah, let's do. Yeah, let's do. Yeah, let's do.

This is obviously a reminiscing episode. It's still audience participation. You guys still participate. We're still getting you. Appreciate your. Niggas. All right. Well.

You said the N-word on Twitter. Yeah, I did. Me? Because you contaminated. I had to say the end right. I couldn't use any other word but that. Gay Jita, Prince of All Gayans. wrote and he says,

Hey there, my snarky gaze. Which Ninja Turtle do you think has the biggest cock? Mm. Donatello. Donatello.

Donny because he's at his trance. Donny because he's tampered with it. Exactly. Exactly. He's figuring out how to grow his penis. I feel like Roth has got the smallest.

Yeah. Yeah. I feel like my, my instinct is that they're all like, one of them clearly has the biggest one, like it's still really like unimpressive because it's still a turtle.

You know, like it's, they're arguing, I was like, mine's biggest and it's like a molecule. I'm like, turtles based on a size have pretty big wee-wee's, man.

Yeah, but they're mutant turtles. They probably have mutant cocks. Maybe. How do you know? It could be like the elephant man where like, the generals are completely untouched. Well,

damn, that's like. That's true. He had elephantitis in every, every part of his body except his, his, his pee and, That's not even a joke.

It's real. You got an elephant titus asshole, but he had a fucking regular fucking dick. He's got the biggest, he's got the biggest fucking Kawaka ever, but the tiniest little thing out of the, dude. Elephant Titus on your asshole. You have just like a puck. It's just puckered up. It's just puckered up.

It's just puckered up. You got a big old fat asshole. That's so like. It's so gross. It looks like a, it looks like you strap the donut to your jeans. Beans. It's crazy, man. You're dating a girl.

You're dating a girl, right? She's like, okay, I don't want to tell you this. I have particularly fat asshole. You're like, huh? Excuse me? Like, it's 3D? Like, what do you mean? And you pick it out, and it looks like, it looks like if you roll a balloon.

You know, like, you know, like. I know exactly what you're saying? You know what I mean, right? I know. It's rolled back a little bit on itself. You guys going in, though? Is that, are you going in? I mean, we need to try to diving over here, bro.

Yeah, you can try to trans in to the other side? No, I have no, I have no desire. Stargate? You never gonna know you like the night. You never gonna know you like the wormhole until you jump in it, you know? I don't need the right. I don't need to know.

I'm so satisfied with the current diet, you know? I hate people. It makes me sad. I'm like, I want you to experience shit. You're not really living. Yeah, man. I don't like, I don't want to experience shit. That's why I specifically avoid the asshole.

If you ain't eat an ass, you ain't got no class. Ass. Consider me classless. Consider me the most classless motherfucker on the face of the earth. You can get with dirty girls, man. That's why that's why you're scared. No, it's just a matter just like I don't trust any, I just don't trust any human being to be clean enough for that to be okay. It's not about them. You're probably right. It's just, yeah.

You probably. Here's what. Here's my rebuttal. There is, there is bacteria. is shitting all over you at all times. Yeah. So, you know, a clean surface. But there's, yeah, well, there's technically homicide happening all over my entire body. Like, there's like cells killing other cells.

There's like all sorts of like bacteria killing others. That is stupid. That's not the right fucking person. There's death happening. There's death and murder. There's death and murder happening. There's death and murder happening all over my body. It doesn't mean I have to kill someone.

It's not murder. They're not the same. same thing. Open wide with the cheeks. Do you not consider it alive? This is the conversation that we were having last time. It's not alive in a way that you consider homicidal instance. It's not the same thing. Okay. So I do you know they don't have that that intent. If that's true, if that's true based on your number, the amount of Plan B pills and abortions I've had done, I am, I put Bundy to shame if these are true statements. Amen. I just be like Hannibal Lecter. I should be suspended upside down.

I had at least I had at least one I've had to buy Plan B at least once I'm crazy I was cool I didn't have to buy I was like you

you get that shit bitch I don't care Like you go home You go crazy I think that too I got mad I was like Why would you get mad

If you got some shit I can abandon you And you could You know honestly Honestly sometimes Sometimes I think it's like This is a real thought What

But sometimes I think like I should just let that happen What are what my life Would be like If I just had a if I had like a child right now. Chris, I can tell you right now. It'd be interesting.

Chris, I can tell you right now, as someone that's known you for much longer than most of what I've known you, don't fucking do that. Of course not. Of course not. There's just no point. There's just like no point of ruin in your life. I know. I would not have a child with anybody that I wasn't in love with or anything. Like sincerely.

I mean that actually. Like that's a genuine sentiment. Yeah, that's the idea, right? That's the idea. it is funny though to me that the one benefit I guess to where say maybe I knock some chick up

and then she came back way later like hey you have a kid the one thing because the one thing that terrifies me the most about having a kid is just raising it would be well no I don't care I'll fucking that would be hilarious

no I don't mean like homosexual that's I mean oh like that type of gay yeah of course I'm afraid of that because I don't mind my kid if my kid's gay I'm actually like fucking thrilled actually. I'm like, oh, you're going to go in every, you're going to be a makeup person, you're going to fucking, you're going to do gay porn and make millions and you're very likely going to be better than a normal person. You're very going to like he'd be a better person in the most. Did you see that thing? Did you see that thing about like, did you see that it was like a, it's like a thing on

Twitter that was like going around that said like, it was some, I don't remember what country, maybe it was like Europe or it was somewhere in Europe or maybe here, I don't know, but there was some Down syndrome person who won a seat in like, I don't know, not Congress or Parliament, but something like that, like some government seat, right? There was somebody with Down syndrome and somebody, there was a big tweet going around. It's like, I don't think this goes without saying, but if you have Down syndrome, you shouldn't hold office or something. And I remember thinking, like, I read it out loud and I thought like, I feel like I trust these people more. Like, for some reason, that didn't bother me at all.

Like, I looked at it and I was like, I actually think that's probably like a better person. if everybody in power was down syndrome, I actually feel like in some way we'd have a better situation. If they let women have office, they should let anybody have office. Probably in by default. Probably in default.

Probably in default, you're probably right, Chris. I think if everyone was replaced with a person with Down syndrome, I think the results would be infinitely better because I think I genuinely think they would improve, sincerely. I think a disgusting number,

probably over 90% of the people that are in Congress right now are just money hungry pieces of shit just trying to line their pockets. Exactly. And you'd have, they're not interested, they're just interested in grilled cheeses. And like, we can all, like,

that's something that anybody can afford. That's the thing. It's like, the current politicians is like you bribe them with like, you need like millions of dollars to bribe them. You know, assuming that like, I mean, I got bread. I got bro.

You know? That's an even, that's mean. That's mean. That's mean. Well, they just want to spread. They just seem so happy, man. Like, I just, I don't know, man. I'm envious of them, honestly, in a lot of ways.

I mean, they just seem so really hard, and then you can be like. No, but then that would just make me retarded. That would make me down syndrome. That's a difference. I can just try to neuromance you with some shit like that, and I guess it could do. That would be cool. What do we just say? Give you surgery to make you like.

Surgery? Do you guys feel like, we brought this up on the podcast, but like we've got a lot We got a lot of new listeners as well So I feel like it's worth bringing up again Am I the only person who feels like Channing Tatum Looks like somebody who was cured of Down syndrome I think he has a look of... I think he looks like someone that still has it

But Lily thinks I'm crazy Like he looks like somebody Little bit of it Yeah like he looks silly He looks like he looks like he just like Like he took a I don't know like he took something He healed him

There's definitely I mean you're definitely right that he All the rules that he plays Or he plays like a like a person That is a little bit off Or there's something I don't mean his roles. I mean his face.

The structure of his face. That's why he plays those roles because of his face. Right. Like he tried to do one serious role and I couldn't take him seriously. It was some army thing where he's with the dog and he's got to like travel with the dog. I think the movie's called dog actually. And he's just, all I kept thinking, every line he was saying, literally he's just saying, my name Jeff. And I'm like, this isn't working for me.

And so I stopped watching it. Yeah. Anyway. My name Jeff. He ruined himself by doing that. He fucking ruined himself. He did. He sent himself back 300 years of doing that.

I saw it 300 years. I mean, I saw, he was pretty good at coming on, what was that movie called? The gay dancing movie? Oh, Magic Mike. Yeah, Magic Mike. That's it. That's it. Like, he had a really good coming scene.

Way worse. We were like, I think he had a prosthetic penis, though, because that was way too big. It was like, it looked like that shit was like, yeah, I think it's fake. Nine inches soft or whatever. And I was like, God damn. He was dancing and he was just dripping and stuff like that. I was like, this is a little...

He was dripping. Yeah. And I was like, wow, this is only rated R. This is really crazy. Oh, okay, interesting. Juxto of the jester. Could we get an extra ammo where you write the first season of the N-word Quest TV show in the Elder Scrolls universe? I don't know what this is.

Is this in reference to your... It's not the N-Word... It's not the N-Word... That's not what it's called. It's called... Gangsta quest The N-word quest. That's pretty crazy.

I think that will be a spinoff, though. I think we can work with something like that. We'll figure it out. That's great. I love me. We should write for the next action, we should write Lord of the Rings, but make it end black people.

And we got to cast. That's what I think. Because I think Frodo, I think Kevin Hart as Frodo is hilarious. I think that's too on the nose I think it's too on the nose man Or cat Williams

Another one that's on the nose Really? I want some So the idea How about this Idris Elba as Frodo See now we're talking Now we're talking

Some fucking We're gonna get this ring to count Uncharismatic Coward Why are we Yeah Well this is an extra ammo Yeah we can think about that later

Yeah Yeah But let's cast our Lord of the Rings Let's rewrite Lord of the Rings Let's rewrite Lord of the Rings rings. Yeah. But the gangstiqu-

I would love to map out gangsta quest. Because I have a guide in my head. We could fill in like a lot of the details of how what was supposed to go. We can name the people too. Because in the thing that I had, the rough draft, there was no names. A rough draft. Yeah, there was, look, I was very enthusiastic about this. I think I came with a rough draft back in like 2013 maybe.

and I might have some notes of it still left but I just remember the important parts but it wasn't like the only thing that was like oh combat mechanics and then just somewhat of a plot was kind of laid out but no characters and stuff like that we didn't have any names or anything so me and my friend were just talking shit

but I would fucking love I would love us to fill this out make it something and then I will literally pitch it to people because I would at least want like a Sprite fucking RMPG. Like an indie, I think that this could really happen. Like,

if this idea was fleshed out well, and it's like, yo, just an indie project. Doesn't need to be fucking 3D or some shit. It's like, it's like, I loved playing,

you know, oh, I didn't love playing Undertale, but you know what I'm saying. Like, just a lot of people love that shit. Yeah. I didn't really care for it that much,

I'd be honest. I was fine. Yeah, it kind of like, I was like, oh, this, why is this so hyped? I don't,

okay. It's cool. It's cool that it's by one, guys really. Right. And that's kind of my point. That's kind of my point being like, I think this under the care of somebody like that would be a really fucking fun game. And we put ourselves in it for some reason, you know, figure it out. Like we'll be like, I want to be like a blacksmith, the blacksmith, the blacksmith, you know what I mean? Something like that. Yeah. Your name is blacksmith. Yeah, my name is blacksmith. Your name is blacksmith and you're a butcher.

You're the town butcher I love it All right That'd be pretty fire That'd be fire Oh man I love that Last one Dort snort

How do you feel about all these YouTubers quitting And do you see yourself quitting anytime soon? Yeah Matt Pat retired Tom Scott retired It's interesting Yeah there's been a few people The one thing that annoys me though I will say is most of the people that experience burnout

that I've seen at that level I think they have more of a a problem, almost an addiction than that they needed to address than when you're at a certain level, you can pack away. Like say when you go to vacation, you can pack away and schedule some episodes

and something, and you have the resources. And there's a lot of things you can do to manage that and work shit out to where you can have a break. At a lower level, much harder to do. So people that experience burnout on a level like us and lower makes a lot of sense because you're like, fuck, I can't really stop. If I stop, I'm fucked.

All this kind of a thing. But at a certain high level, I feel like these people, like, bro, figure this shit out, get some therapy, figure it out to where you don't get burned out. Matt Pat's been going on for a long time, though. That makes more sense to me of like I'm done. But his explanation talking about, I want to play video games and have regular.

conversations when I meet with people and not tied to work. And I'm like, bro, you are so successful you could have done this a long time ago, which kind of shows and kind of leans me back to like that sick, that kind of like you have a problem that you can't get away from this. You can't break away from it. I mean, he's also in a position that he can't. He also is a position that he can do it. You know what I mean? Like if you can retire, like why the fuck wouldn't you? Right. But he's talking about it. Like if you heard his explanation, like it's been a nagging thing that. I saw that he, because he's married to his coordinator. So, like, he was, I remember he said something in this video where it's like,

I hate that my dinner conversations with my wife are all, like, work because they have to be. And it's like, I get that. I think that's, that's kind of nuts. 100%. And I don't know, whatever. Like, it makes sense that Matt Pat is, I mean, he's been operating at a very high level for a really, really long time. So has Tom Scott, really. Like, he's been posting a video every single fucking week for 10 straight years.

And they're all fucking weird and, like, straight, like, he's strapped. His last one was him literally going into the sunset. Like he strapped himself to a helicopter and like flew into the sunset. Like fucking crazy. But it's good. It's, I don't know. I'm going to quit anytime soon. No, I'm not going to quit anytime soon.

I like the space at least like where we're, especially where we're at now. We're like, it's just like a fun thing to do. Like to retire would be like. No, I never. As far as, because I've seen some people at bigger podcasters, that were producers and whatnot, that walked away from the job because they, you know, whatever,

whatever the reasons were. And in my opinion, I was like, that's, because, you know, there's people that do, they have their careers where normal jobs and they're there for 20 years,

20 plus years or whatever. Yeah, and they hate their jobs. Yeah, they hate their jobs, but there's people that are doing some amazing stuff, like producing a podcast that makes millions of dollars, and they're like,

I want to do something different. I'm getting bored. And then in my mind, when I'm looking at them, I'm like, holy shit, you're crazy. you're like what you're you're artistically bored or whatever your reason is and you want to leave it's it's their own reasons

of course i'm not telling them not i'm not not not do it i'm saying it from my point of view dude and so it's one of those things we're pertaining to this podcast i would never want to you know like said we'll stop it if keith david does it but barring that just getting breaks like taking a break like if something like serious moments happen in our lives you know we're like hey we're not going to be posting for x amount of time because I don't know, Kingston had a baby or like fucking, like, you know, something goes on. Like that's normal. Yeah.

That's just taking, like, people take vacations and whatnot. We figure it out how to either, you know, bank some episodes, which is not like, you don't want to do it all the time. But in certain situations, you want to bank episodes or just, we just skip a week or whatever the fuck. It doesn't really matter. If we're situated and if we're set, you can kind of go at your own pace. But I mean, but as far as just being like, I don't think personally I would ever have to quit the podcast. podcast for like burnout reasons. The only thing that I would, you know, this thing continues to grow, we, we get people

working with us to set us up better, you know, management, editors and stuff like that, or editor. And then we can. Yeah, that would be, that would really be really the most we would do, I think. Right. It's just getting like somebody to edit the show. But, yeah, I don't know. Like, I don't, this doesn't feel like work to me.

You know what I mean? It's not. This is just us doing dumb shit together that we would do this regardless. If we had a show or not. So, like, there's no real, like, even if we did retire, this is stuff that we would be doing anyway. So, like, that's kind of the thing where it's like, I don't see, I can see myself doing different things in maybe addition. Right. But, like, or, like, maybe, like, YouTube, maybe I stopped doing YouTube videos and I do music or something.

Like, I can see that. I mean, that's why. That's exactly what I'm out right now. I fucking, I abandoned my main channel and I, and I was so happy when I did it. I felt, it felt good to have no more, I think I've said this before because I was only still posting because I had some sponsor obligations. And now that they're all gone, no more contracts, I have a guy that hits me up every once in a while. And for whatever reason, I don't even understand why I've actually kept turning them down because I'm just like, dude, why do you want fucking, you're going to promote some shit, send me more merch and then I'll get like no views. It's so weird.

It's like, tell them to come here. Well, see, that's the thing. I fucking, I tried to tell him that. And he was kind of like, I guess, whatever, we'll try to figure it out. But then I'm like, why? It's not hard. It ain't hard, man. He, for some reason.

So weird. I need to tell him again, because I, I've told him twice. I'll tell him again, hey, man, again, this channel gets no views. This channel gets views. How is that not, like, how do you not understand that we'll just bring it over and stuff? Anyway, I think it's one of the things where he probably doesn't want to, um, up the, you know, the amount that he's giving me, the small amount that he would give me, maybe, because I would be like, well, you know, give us more money or something.

But anyway, that doesn't matter. But yeah, I definitely, like, quitting the YouTube thing, I just don't really, all I'm going to do is just post sporadic music and shit and just random stuff. And it feels great to not have that weird obligation or that feeling that, oh, man, my channel's going to die if I don't post. It's already dead, and it's just like, great, this feels nice. This feels good.

Um, and, and, and, and I made, I would not feel that way if the podcast wasn't going well. Yeah. If this podcast wasn't doing well, I'd be freaking out right now. I'd be like, I'm going to go work at Amazon or something. Fuck, I'm out of here. You got to hit the block up, man. You got to go right back to the block. Like, well, go right, go right back to the block.

Time to destroy my community. Yeah. But we're, we're doing, we're doing good here. We're doing good. Thanks, thanks to you guys, uh, your, your support over at patreon. Com slash StarTank means a lot. It's amazing. Yeah.

I have no problem pumping drugs in the community I grew up in. I'm being very sad. I have no problem. All right. Well, all right. I don't want to care about and use them drugs.

I'll be fine. So anyway. So we, we. I have the slightest problem doing it. Anyway, thank you. Thank you all. Thank you all for your support

for 300 episodes. Sincerely 300. 300. Next episode is going to be 301. I will give children math to get hooked on it we're just gonna skip every single

you're crazy stop we're gonna have we're gonna have every single episode of the 200's gone this is not real we're just not real we're just gonna continue we're from 199 to 300 we're just gonna lie and then people are gonna be like where's fuck where the

where's that where's 200 to 299 what the fuck happened of those episodes and then gaslight then we started gas light yeah yeah we made them ready what if we never like this This one's also like $1.99 and it never goes anywhere.

It's just every episode is $199 from here on out. That would be such a fucking nightmare. No problem. No problem peddling. Which $199 was it? That'll destroy the people around me. What is wrong with you? Why would you do that?

So we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to head out. You're going to have a fbi. What's happening? The world drugs is started by me, bro. I was like, you guys want to, you guys want these drugs. You guys clearly couldn't have created it on your own. Find a picture of you. You're shaking hands with Biden and shit.

Fuck out of here, dude. Me shaking hands with Reagan. Can you imagine that's a photo? Oh, Reagan. Damn. I can't imagine you shaking hands with Reagan. That would, I wouldn't even know what to think because I'm like, where, is he green? Is he rotting or is he like full?

Is he like actually? Like, has he been summoned? Is he, I don't know. That's past. But Kingston's not, Kingston's that age now. Yeah, see, that's the one like, like, which. So you just don't age. Is that that what we're going with?

Yeah, I stopped age in a long time. We've got to stop doing it. Fair enough. Fair enough. You're Steve Martin. Gotcha. Selling drugs to people that really shouldn't destroying communities and laughing about it. So evil.

That video, that thing recording of Nixon and Reagan together was recorded by me. Man. Did you imagine? Doesn't end. Never. What, uh, all right. Let's get the fuck out of here. All right.

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What's that? Yeah, I don't know. We're left with no cum? I don't know. Nothing's coming to my mind. Yeah, nothing's coming to my mind either. We can bang if you want to. You can piss in my bed.

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The trolls have returned. Let's go. Give them some advice, Michael. Or not. All right, jolly old dips shit. He asked if I shot Uncle Ben. Pita, they trans-me, Pita. Becoming homeless.

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I don't want to be homo anymore. I love that song. That song is such a staple of our childhood. Isn't it crazy? I don't want to be. I love that song. Melodically, dude,

that song's off. That is a banger, man. I've heard that song so many times growing up that it became part of my life. You want to keep it gay. Yeah. I don't want to be cishead anymore. Wait, I don't want to be cis head no more.

I don't want to have to see you some tits or suck some tits or whatever. I don't want to be hetero anymore. I don't want to have to suck some tits. Oh. I just want a penis in my throat I want men to fuck me so much more I want men to fuck me so much more I want my throat to bill filled up with load

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Oh Oh There has to be an image of him Gargling mad spools He's the whole You just gargle the rest of the song Is that the first cover of the year? I mean, that would be fun to do.

I love that song. I think we should do it. We'll do it. That'll be one of the episodes. He's got such a fun voice to like pretend to do too. Like Rob Thomas has like that weird like late 2000s kind of like not nickelback. But like it's like a like that song that was in Barbie. It's like, I want to push you around.

Well, I will. That was my anthem when I was like fucking five. I know. I was probably like five. Not five. I would say, I was thinking fifth grade. Well,

I will. Well, I will. I want to take you fuck around now. So what he says granite too. Like what? Yeah. I want to take you.

Fuck around here. Yeah. Yeah. That is a boy anthem. That is a boy anthem, bro. It is the ultimate boy. long, to be honest. It is like, it is boy to the

max. That is, not man boy. No, not man. Not specifically, not even adolescent male, really. But like, it's boy so it's a boy jam for sure. Because you just want to push girls over because they're annoying. And I did.

I grabbed their Barbies and I scratched their tits off on the brick walls and then I threw it out and I pushed them. That's so insane. Just sanding a Barbie's tits off on a brick wall. And I blasted you, bitch. I blasted my boom box.

Maximum 20 level. All the base, all the treble, all the mid. So it just sounds like shit. Rob Thomas says, and I was fucking on it, dude. Doing physical, doing literal lightning thunder damage to people. Everybody was penis riding.

Those claps were fast as like. Wage Slate 583, a side guy from Michigan. for a helicopter take a modicons so i can see chris going emoticons going like this uh papini brothers emporium uh all right snark tank feast your ears on that gay doctor's mix uh donk docerson monk guiatzu you gotta pay the trolls told to get in the boys hole uh gay daze six uh gay vana come in my ass as a man i says i suck on this pain gay uh as a gay as a queer as you plow my busy uh as i said hey i'm feeling fucking gay i thought that was the art the team, but it's not.

I thought it was too. That's why I said it. Wait, which one was? Because I feel like we, we, what was that? And I said, hey, I'm feeling so fucking gay. I am gay. Gay-gay. Gay Vanna?

Nirvana is what it is. It's gayvana. We did go over that. Right, right. Okay. Okay. Because I remember you were thinking it was like the Havana, thing, remember?

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Noah Cannega? Is that what that's supposed to be? I don't know. I don't know. The college basket football arc, I don't know. Merck's 1889. I feel like some of these feel like inside jokes to the people who write them, and they just never explain. We went off of the Nick. Kerr before. That's true.

Yeah, it's a dude's son. He named the son Nick. Steve named his son. It's crazy. Steve Kerr named his son Nick. It's so funny. It's so insane. So insane.

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Melfis won the angriest crowd Enjoying the view from the Daly Plaza On the 6th floor And as always, rounding out our list For episode 300 Is King of Half Hazard Bug Bob Help me

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Sprung more Habama Spurned my hubby Oh geez Patrick's laughing his ass At this person In his misery I joined Hamas

Who do you Who do you think is genuinely genuinely Dumber Ed? From Ed and Eddie Ed Ed by Mett

Orders of magnitude Yeah But there's moments where Ed is so powerful. Ed is powerful, but like, Patrick is, Patrick is stupid, but Ed is barely there.

Like, Ed, Ed is like, Patrick, if you really think, like, Patrick has a house. You know what I mean? Somehow.

Ed, Ed, Ed's parents took his stairs away, bro. Like, that's an entire family. Dude, remember episode when he ate the bed, bro? That is an episode I'll never forget.

I remember an episode so well it's terrifying. But Double D, I joined ISIS. Double D, we're going to bomb the Jewish. That's great. And he's very Jewish, I'm sure. And he's just quiet. But Ed, why did you dig a tunnel to Israel? And he's like, wait, we can get paid for this.

I just like, dig a tunnel. double-d. I just like Dicketia. That was a weirdly accurate fucking cadence, actually. That was very good.

Anyway, let's get the fuck out of here before this continues for another fucking hour of nonsense. Yeah, cheers to another

300 episodes, niggas. Yeah, cheers to another 300 episodes. We'll see you next time on episode 200.

And one. And one.