The Snark Tank - #201: Nude Mods

Episode Date: January 26, 2024

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Gurs. I don't say that. Gurs, go to lying. Gurs, go to lion in the forest. Gurs. Man, we can't. I'll say nit and you say gur. Nit.

I say nit. Y'all say gurf. Ten seconds. Nits. Ten seconds. Nits. Welcome to the snark. Thank podcast. Our time is borrowed.

Welcome, welcome to the show. It can't stop us, bro. We're too niche. Welcome to the show. We've got a lot of questions to catch up on. We missed a week because a bunch of bullshit happens at the beginning of January, apparently. I personally don't feel like getting into personally. But we're going to catch up. We got your questions here.

We've got a lot of... I think there's stuff to talk about. I think there's like... We might jump into some current events if it's necessary, but we want to focus on your questions. But first, before we get into it, I want to mention that Derek got really famous over the last couple days.

Like, shockingly, it was exactly... So you describe this, because you're the best person to describe this. Well, I don't know. I just, well, essentially I shared things that I normally like doing, but it just really caught on, even on Instagram, I'll start with this and then I'll work to what I really want to talk about. You know, we've been doing, you guys know, extra ammo people and whatnot, and we've actually posted on the YouTube channel itself of Snark Tank, some of the gay covers we've done. And it's just like, it's like hobby shit. I just think it's fun, right?

it's stupid and I just did one really fast with Metallica the Inter Sandman and that shit probably has like 10 million views on Instagram

it just went it's to the point where like the entire metal community people that I've looked up to you are all like just and I was like oh I didn't

it's always when you're not expecting it right when you're just releasing something really fast and then the same thing happened on on Twitter where so on Instagram

I saw a handful of mods on Mortal Kombat 1. Now, I didn't even think about, because the moddy community doesn't really touch Mortal Kombat, but apparently their engine is much easier to operate. I think they might be using Unreal 5. And so Unreal and

re-engine, all that stuff like that, is very easy to manipulate. So I was shocked. I didn't know because all the other Mortal Combatts, nobody really did anything. So I immediately just slapped them on, and of course, the first thing, the first thing I have to do is you slap on boners

on some people. You make them naked and then they just have the ridiculous hardest boners. Then I did Wolverine as Baraka. Brock as Wolverine, which makes sense. Posted a little clip and I knew it was pretty deceptive because Wolverine's fucking up Omni Man,

right? So you don't notice right away. And then the Hulk jumps in and you really notice that Omni Man has the hardest penis. What I like about is that they're not unrealistic proportions of penises either. Like,

well, maybe for him. Someone can be walk around with that much heat, you know? Like, he got like a good, like, a good, like, nineer on him,

you know? Yeah. Like, I'm a man, I believe him. He got some heat on him, you know, like Debbie,

Debbie's a bad bitch, you know, he probably got some, he probably got some length on him. But the funniest thing is when Hulk started to beat in him, his hard cock is up against Hulk's ass. It's like a leg on his stomach, dude.

And is just like this is crazy how hard. It's just, I love, I do love how deceptive it is. Like, it really, like, if you're, if you, if you, if you just scroll past it, you, there's a good chance you might not notice what the fuck is going on. Because I didn't notice. I was like, why does this do you have so many?

I was like, why, it's just a Wolverine mod. I, I had to watch it like, I had to watch it like four times before I seen, like four times. Because of the Twitter compression is great. That's what I was hoping for. I was hoping that you wouldn't that's why, you know, I didn't allude to anything. I was hoping that people would notice it probably the second watch or something. Yeah. And there were people that, I even saw some quote tweets that were the same.

They were being like, like, like, it's not, this is unimpressive because they didn't get it. They were like, you could do this shit in Mugan like years ago. Like, niggil, look closer. Look closer, dude. Look harder. Look way harder. Look. And dude,

because one of my, one of my very creators, Mighty Keith, somebody that I'm really enjoying YouTube. What the fuck is this? What the fuck is this? What the fuck is it? I think what's going to happen?

I was just like, I'm going to, I'm going to let it. Because I didn't, I didn't reset it, so. Sorry, I should have,

I should have you guys a warning. I just need to adjust my volume. Derek's camera has a mind of its own, and it's really upset. Derek, that was a June G. Geeto moment. I'm like,

you move your face, and then there's like another, Derek to the side. Just chilling next to you. That's some like grudge. No, I fix it. Now I just, my volume's a little high.

I'm just trying to fix it. What were you going to say, Gingson? So one of my favorite creators of Mighty Key, somebody I'm watching for years on YouTube. It's so funny because he commented just like,

yo, why his meat out? Like that's all he commented. Why his meat out? And Derek's response was so simple. It was so, like, just jovialy simple. It was just like, you don't have your dick out sometimes?

And I'm just like, what? I mean, sometimes people just get really excited. Like, you know, some people like playing video games. Some people really like fighting. And so I feel like an Omni man was a perfect representation of that. Like, he really fucking enjoys fighting. So he can be getting sliced up by Wolverine and maintain his boner. And that's the thing that people don't, there's a handful of people that don't.

don't understand. And I've also learned this is almost like a good social experiment of people that are homophobic in a way that like penises make them uncomfortable where, you know, to me, it's just a dick, man. First of all, it's a video game dick. But even if you saw like a real hard penis in real life, I'd be like, I would be more like, whoa, surprise, but not like weird it out and scratching my head and like what the fuck's going on.

But there was a handful of people that had this reaction of being like. Like, they don't understand it. They think it's like a immediately, and I feel like it might be one of those things where it's a little bit of projection where they can't, they're not coming to grips with the fact that they like penises, but they don't want to. So when they see it, they don't see it as comedy. They see it as something that is like hot or lustful, so they don't understand the scenario where they're confused. Yeah. Comedy comes from how hard he is. But that's the whole point.

That's the fucking completely rock harder in a situation. you're fighting. Exactly. You don't get hard like that when you fight. Well, in any scenario, like the, since the Ari engine was so easy to manipulate, always putting like hard dicks on all the characters because they're in the most dangerous and scary situations, which is completely antithetic to being turned on. Yeah, it's not.

Yeah. I just, I love, my favorite thing about this, so this tweet, this tweet has 8.8 million views. It's also got four, five thousand bookmarks. The amount of bookmarks. It's insane. The bookmarks to me, it's not even though, it's not the likes, it's not the retreat. It's the bookmarks that kill me because it's like, dude, why don't you do?

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm.

That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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That go-in-the-chat, Chris? Oh, that shit's fucking great. That's a video you got to hold on to. That's a video you got to download to your phone. They're going to get rid of it. And you have the Goku video. That's all I can say about it. That's as far as I can say.

The story, right? far as I can say. Is it the one where he's shouting the slurs? Yes. You've got to hold on to that video. I saw a video on Twitter of Goku. Like, I don't even remember where I saw it. I think it was Twitter where he was like, maybe I'll be, or maybe I'll kill you.

Yeah. And like, fucking, I wish I could find it. I don't know where the hell it went. But it brings me joy to see just random, random shit like this. explode in this way. It reminds me a lot of the resin grandma thing that I made a couple months ago, where I was somebody commented about that. Yeah.

Someone was like, this is your version of this. I love that it's just, he's so hard. It's unreal. It's so scary. It's so ridiculous. And then so I saw Garris, the black timekeeper character. I saw somebody using him before like mods, were on it and what they were doing, they would time freeze you while you were bent over.

And then he has this move where he like, he humps you with his chest essentially. He bumps you. But he looks like he's thrusting his cock. So I've seen people doing that on Instagram. So immediately my first thought was to, okay, obviously I'm going to mod Garris and then do that. And so here's the thing to make it. Because some people probably would have a problem with it because first I was going to do it to Omneman since he's already naked. And I was like, but that's too easy.

and then I was going to do it to one of the girls because I have them nude in MK1 but then I'm like that's too I feel like people probably would have a problem with that so Mario Mario is like it's so stupid to take Super Mario and have him getting violated and it worked

because it took off two other people started stealing it and shit and the gay porn community found it dude there's like a handful of gay porn What do you call them porn stars that are following me now because I because I shared that. And there was a guy that got tagged that looks like Garris. The dude tagged him.

He's like, you've been immortalized. And I clicked on his page. And it's this bald, tall dude that looks like Garris. But then if you scroll down a little bit, he's like piping other black dudes. And I'm like, okay, I got to get off here. I got to get off his page. I'm going to end up going down a rabbit hole. And I can't explain this.

I can't explain people going back from this. and there being dozens of pages of it where you go back from. Those are the moments that you can't like you can't. Because like, you know, everyone, everyone is mistakenly slept down like gay porn whole once or twice. You click one thing and end up some place you're not supposed to be. You're like, whoa, these women have really big dicks. And you go back.

But you stop you, at that moment you go back. And you're like, all right, cool. I'm here. I'm a little scared. I'm going to go back. I've seen the most gay porn I have ever seen in my entire life in the past day or to because of this. Like,

it was, it was so many because they were, they had big followers. So you would get, uh, you would get notifications. I would get better for notifications when large,

uh, people have large audiences when they, when they interact with your page, they repose or follow or whatever. So then when I click on their profile and it was dozens of gay dudes pipe and other dudes and I'm like, I have seen a lot of gay porn because of this. So then at a certain point,

I was just like, I'm just going to let it die down because clearly, it's going through its communities. Like it went through the gaming community. It went through the Mortal Kombat community. Now the gay community. So it's, it made its rounds.

It was pretty fun. And some of the quotes weeks, you know, enjoy your game meal, you know. Bro, some of the quote tweets got bigger. Like,

there's that, what does that, uh, Diary of a Wimpy Kid meme, uh, that gif. There's that chubby kid that he's waving and then he looks.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. It had like a hundred thousand likes, one guy, one guy that did that. And I'm like, dude, it was bigger than the post itself.

I've never seen anything like it. That always had. Yeah, vids go hard, stole it. Or vids that go hard stole it. It's just, it's one of the, it's one of those, when you make something this big, it's just, you know. Yeah. I know it's going to get ripped for sure. But like, it's one of the things where this, the vids that go hard guy, I know that he saw exactly where it came from.

it's not like it went down a pipeline like say I shared things that of I don't know where it came from because it's who knows where it started I still shit regularly wrong Right 100% That's the whole thing where I just I have no problem with you

Like it's the reason why I don't really do What do you call it a watermark Because I don't really care But when it's just blatant That's the only time it annoys me Where I'm like bro like I'm right here You could have just quote tweeted me Like I'm right here

Whatever though It is it is pretty silly but yeah it was fun though I'm glad that so many people got to experience why I do this shit in the first place like why because like I said in the beginning I feel like there's people that didn't understand the humor in it like they just think it's like some gay shit I'm like no rest of sure the women have giant tits and are naked too like this is this is like a whole yeah I'm like this is not just like oh I'm showing the boners more often because it's funnier than just naked chicks because I feel like there's too many people that

that do do the naked chicks for like hot reasons. Like they think this is hot. Yeah, it's not funny. You would just jerk off to it. Yeah, like, and me, I'm like, yeah, they do look good. Don't get me wrong. Chun Lee and Street Fighter 6 looks fucking awesome. Um, Jerry looks fucking awesome.

You know what I'm saying? You just enjoy it. You don't jerk. You don't destroy. There's a level. There's level sanctity you don't go beyond. You don't jerk off to that. You just enjoy it.

Yeah, I, exactly. I enjoy because it's, it's funny. It's funny at the same time because situational Like I played the open world thing And then you first I'm running into Chun Lee And it's like funny because it's You know it's awkward She's like just naked as shit

And everybody's just casually not paying attention To her giant ass and stuff And her massive thighs Like as if it just makes it funny Have you seen Have you seen Have you? Then you get to appreciate and go nice

Have you seen Whatever? You know how Do you know Horizon like Horizon Forbidden West And like Horizon Zero-Doh? Have you seen the mod where it's like, because in the beginning of Horizon, the first one, you play as child aloy.

Like, it's like a kid version of the protagonist. Oh, she's a kid? But like, yeah, in the beginning, in like the first level, like the tutorial level, she's like a child. But like, there's a mod that sticks the child model onto the adult model. So, like, her neck is, like, giraffe out and her arms and legs are fucking real thin and long. It is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen. That's the shit that I, like, that is.

That's the shit that kills me when I see it. I love such a fan. Bro, let's speaking of this, I'm actually, I'm glad that we started off with this because did you hear, of course you must have heard about this, Chris. Uh, Capcom fucking putting in DRM in their old games because, because of, uh, so this,

the theory is, well, it's not even a theory. The Capcom representatives come out and said that like mods, even like, uh, uh, Just world mods,

FOV mods, everything. It's all cheating. All blanketed. It's all cheating. You're ruining the game. And people are theorizing, though, the reason why this happened and why they're retroactively trying to swat away some mods to their games, which they fucked up some of them,

like, for example, Resident Evil Revelations, they fucked it up and had to immediately reverse the past. Success starts with your drive. An American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition, and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Actually, the DRM because it broke the game. But that game's fucking over like 10 years old, and they're trying to go in the old things and stop people from modding shit, specifically because that one fucking, guy that was streaming a tournament and Street Fighter 6 forgot

to turn off the Chun Lee mod. And because of that dumb motherfucker he was in he was in a world championship. Yeah. Thousands of people saw. What was the Chun Limon that he had?

The new mob, I'll send it to you. The one that's literally on, I can send it to you right now. I'll send him to my money. I have that shit on my PC. I have a, dude, I took a selfie with my avatar with nude Chun Lee. Dude, I have. I look for new Chunley Mods and Fortnite, bro. I've been down bad.

I've been down bad. I've definitely. Oh, wow. That's so funny. I'll tell you what. That would have got me to play. This is a tournament this happened? Yes.

That happened in a big tournament, dude. Like this fuck. But my, how do you forget, though? That doesn't even make sense to me. No, what I think happens is this right. What happens is on his screen, you see that on the other screen you don't. I don't think, I think what happens is he didn't know. that it was going to stream his screen.

That doesn't make any sense. So it's screen his screen of it. Because what happened is usually in mods. If you play mods online, right? I'll see regular Chun. Yeah, it's just you. You'll make it, Chun Lee. That's no, that's actually not true.

That is 100% true. That's how online mods tend to work. Because they don't have, because he doesn't have new Chun. I have new Chun. Yeah. Well, it also, that's been the way. You would, the characters that you, because, for example,

example, it's just like how hacking works. It is interfering with the PVP. So the code that you put on your character, no, it's that, that's the whole. What I'm saying, what I'm saying is like there are some, there are some games where I don't know if that's a choice on the developers part because there are, like in, uh, what is it, Leffert Dead? I remember specifically.

There are mods in Leffordead where you can have like, your entire team is like Velociraptors and shit. But like those mods only appear for you Like if somebody else joins your game They'll just see normal Lefferdet Like anybody can have their own mods Those are the ones I particularly have downloaded Because my friend doesn't see Mood Chun

I was like hey do you see this He was like no I didn't see Chun Lee on my screen Yeah I don't know what that is though For me For me what's his name's dick is as big as his fifth So it's probably just probably just it's just a difference in code It's just a difference in code Yeah it might be the difference it was like his fist

Just keep going Like for example For example Red Dead Redemption Dude, Luke's fucking forearms or Popeye's disgusting. I don't even know what the hell is going on with that. Much bigger than that. So here's the thing. Reddit Redemption.

I was so excited to see on TikTok that cars have been modded into the game. I was so excited. But it turns out it is only a specific server online. There's an online community in the server and they're fucking around with it. And so they don't have the coding available for the single player. and that pissed me off because that's all I cared about. I don't play online. So it's just a different encoding.

And so the code that he has, it translates to the PVP to the multiplayer, which mine, the ones that I have on Mortal Kombat would as well, which I can't wait. I told my friend, I was like, dude, we got to play MK1 again. And so he doesn't know about all the shit that I slapped on. So I'm like excited to surprise him with like the hardest dicks. That guy really fucked up everything for Capcom. But did he really fucked everything? And I understand it happens, you know, because you're like, you know, especially if you're a perversion of you're a pro player, you got to be,

you got to be more careful. So that's a, that's a foul on this part. That's a pro player. Take your shit off. You got to carry your shrieg. That's your money. It's, the thing that pisses me off, it's through most of those mods like that, like Resident Evil or shoot fighter anything, is through Fluffy.

You have to do, Fluffy is the easiest thing to control. Literally press one button to slap. all your mods off or on. Like, that's why it's so, like, reckless to even, like, just literally open up your fluffy mod and then just be, like, take them all off and they're off. So that's why it feels almost like, how did you for, how did you just not do that? He's probably rushing against the tournament.

A bunch of dumb shit probably could have been. This is no excuse. There's just no good excuse. It almost feels like it was on fucking purpose to me. I almost thought it was on purpose. Not on what makes for your money, you know? Like, you don't watch porn or your working beauty, you know? Yeah, you should.

Like, you like, there is, there's way, you got to, there's certain things you got to, You got to clean up your act a little better. You got to watch your step. That's why it's so, that's why I just feel so, it's so irresponsible. It almost felt purposeful to me. Like, you'd ask the question, why would you do that on purpose? But a lot of people do a lot of crazy shit. Because it's just, it's just so easy to avoid.

People are just dumb. Like, what was that fucking, people don't think before they act. That is what is that retard? What was that guy's name? Dream? Was it dream that got cheated in Minecraft that got caught cheating doing obvious stuff? Like his R&G was so. good, it was impossible. I'm pretty sure it was dream.

It's, what makes that even funnier is that the thing about the dream one is that, like, he kept bragging about it. That's what made it worse for him. He's like, he fucking did whatever he did was stupid. I was like, that's dumb. Yeah. And he kept like, well, I did this in Minecraft and it's like, bro, shut up, shut up. It's weird when it's like, to the fact you cheated. Stop. It's so easy. It's like, it's so obvious that you cheat. That's the weird thing too, where it's like people do these things where it's, where it's, like, it's like, it's like, so obvious. Like, nobody has that type of luck. It is impossible.

You were the luckiest person in the universe, not even the fucking galaxy. It's not impossible, but like, if you're gonna cheat, right? People are gonna try to make you recreate it, right? No, there are certain odds that are impossible. You look stupid. You look like, oh,

you got it this one time. It's like, oh, yeah, I beat this game. You look at someone's file of Pokemon. I beat in like two hours. It's like, oh, really? Do that again. do something close to that again Yeah It was like Yeah it's just what like the

If you want to say If you want to be technical Sure improbable yeah Blah blah blah blah blah But yeah It's wild that Capcom did that stuff Now apparently It's not in as many games

As some people were saying Like I actually just tested on Ultimate Marvel 3 Because some people said it was Fucked up with that too But I didn't see any issues With it But definitely some Resident Evil ones

And just all fucking games. Yeah. Like, why don't even care? Very strange. I don't know. That is funny that a nude mod completely ruined everything, though. In a tournament.

That's cool. Fucking wild. She was making a shit. It's so wild. But yeah, the mods look good, though, man. There's some good, uh, Zangy fucking. The, uh, who's the, who's the, that, that, uh, what is she? Um, the Italian chick?

What's her name again? The big, the big one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. they fucking there's mods there's mods to fucking uh the because I guess some people thought her tits were too small because she's know she's all muscle mommy

so yeah giant tits and like they fixed her hair because her hair looks like Magneto looks like Magneto's helmet the mercy mods bro dreams come true man yeah she definitely she can she can

I want to see her versus a lady Demetresk or something or madame what the fuck her name is I don't got enough gas in the tank for that I think I'd perish before I'd be able to finish watching that. I think I'd be like, my hands just, you know, my hands just corroded on themselves. I think my head just fall apart. Did you guys see, man, I feel like, have you seen this fucking Powell World thing?

Yeah. Have you seen this at all? I just found out about it two days ago. All right. Well, you know, we'll save it. We'll save it for the next episode then. Okay. Because I'm sure a lot.

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APU will fuel the journey. Learn more at APU. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and

batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I don't know what we can talk about it in the time being.

It's going to be, it's, this is not going away for any time for a while. Like, definitely by the, by the time we record next time, dude, like, it'll still,

there's probably going to be more of it. For those of you who don't know, I just want to ask, like, click, Plow World is this, I mentioned it on the podcast a long, like a while ago.

Is it this game that's like Pokemon, it's like Pokemon, it's like Pokemon with guns. Yeah, because it just, it didn't, I don't know. It was just this random trailer that was shown at some like showcase or something. It was Pokemon for most of the trailer, like some Pokemon type game.

And then there's just this shot. There's just a shot of all these Pokemon on an assembly line at a factory making weapons, making like assault rifles. I'm like, okay, I guess this is real. But it came out, I think like what, two days ago at the time of recording this a day ago. Something like that. And it's the biggest game of the world right now, basically. Like straight up. I don't understand.

How did it get so? I have not seen, and you even said yourself that you mentioned it, I literally have zero memory of this. I don't understand how big it got without anybody in my circles online anywhere hyping it up. Yeah. I mean, no one was,

that's the thing. It's like no one was talking about it really. Like it was a trailer in like some showcase that everybody was like, what the fuck is that? Like what the fuck is this? Why are there like? electibuses manufacturing AK-47s in a fucking in a fucking warehouse

in Dubai, what the fuck is going on? What is this? And it was just kind of like a funny, it was just like a funny thing. Like everybody was just like, oh, weird, I don't know. But I don't think there was anybody who was like excited for it. You know what I mean? It wasn't like hype. It was more like what the fuck is that. And then I think it just dropped. I think it came out on Game Pass. So like a bunch of people were able to play it without actually like buying it. I think that's what really helped a lot.

But I think what it really is, it's like, oh, people are hungry for Pokemon outside of Nintendo. And so now that there's some kind of option, even though it's more like, no, your turn. I'm sorry. And so even though it's like more like rust. For a moment you timed out for me, that's what I'm a mistake. Oh, yeah. I'm just fucking around. It's literally every time you time you time out, like you timed out for one moment and I said something and then you spoke right.

I'm just fucking right. I just thought it would be funny to say. But even so even though it's, there's like this, this Pokemon aesthetic and even though it's more like rust or like arc survival evolved and like all these other things, there's like a Pokemon element to it where people are like, yes, I'm hungry for this on consoles that aren't fucking, you know, based on 2014 hardware. So it's exploding. But the thing that I don't know, it's like there's, there's accusations of AI art theft.

There's accusations of straight up plagiarism from Pokemon. There's, there's, I don't know. I don't know yet. It's kind of a mess out there right now. I don't know whether or not it's like ethically okay to play this even. Or if it's just a, a completely stolen piece of shit made by like 12 people in a basement with AI. You know, like I have no idea. I really don't know.

It's too early. It's too chaotic, but it's wild. What is it? It's looking a little bit like that, uh, war god Zeus of child, but just, you know, it's too. enhanced. Like, it looks like one of those things were, when I first looked at the, uh, the, it was, it was the, who the company, whoever did it, I saw them on Twitter posting that they had like over like four million units or something like that sold.

And when I saw the, the thumbnail of that, I immediately was like, because I didn't keep up with Pokemon. I'm, I'm the, I'm the 151 and then I fell off. Yeah, me too. So when I saw that, I was just like, hey, it. Is this, like, are these, I thought it was actually affiliated with Pokemon. Because they just look literally like Pokemon. And I'm thinking, there's no way you can get away with this, can you?

Yeah, dude, this one that's straight up, straight up in Electabuz. Just straight up. From what I remember, what Electabon, it's wild. Like, how do you get away with that shit? Like, it seems way too, like, it's too similar. It's not until the point, it's like, what was it? what was that? Remember when Blurred Lines and then Marvin Gay?

Remember that shit? Oh yeah, yeah. Like, uh, yeah, like there was a lot of examples of that, but that was one of those things where they tried to argue, but it's so obvious that it was that fucking lifted. And I see this and that was my first thought, though, like, there's no way this isn't going to end in a lawsuit, is it? Like, it's, this is insane. I mean, maybe they cleared it.

Yeah, maybe. I heard that they got sued a couple times, but it didn't take. So, like, I don't. I don't know what the fuck is going on with this thing I'm curious about it I kind of want to stream it just because it's so big and just so weird but like I thought about buying it

I saw a motherfucker with an axe beating the fuck out of some flying stingray things and I felt so bad I saw fucking up some animals the thing that almost the thing that almost sold it to me was this guy was like in Power World you can just go up

and punch the Pokemon And it was just some guy walking up to like a sheep Pokemon and just, just beating down on it until it went unconscious. I was like, this is kind of, I don't know. This is kind of a little unethical. I'm kind of, I'm kind of into, I wonder how PETA feels about this fucking game. But you do. It's just, it's just some more, some more Pokemon kind of game made, bro.

Yeah, I mean, I don't know. It sold a lot of copies, though. And then I feel like a lot of the hate shit All of the fucking shit is coming from Nintendo themselves They're like, hey, make a fake account tweet AI did this Or like anything they can to make it seem worse Well, the thing that I don't know

Because I've seen a lot of conversation online where it's like Well, if you're a real Pokemon fan You'd want Power World to succeed Because Nintendo's getting too comfortable Making garbage So they need to be put The independent, it's like first of all That you don't

That is the fucking stupidest opinion I've ever fucking heard in my life. You think AI thefted or just straight up normal thefted shovelware being really successful is going to teach Nintendo a lesson? Are you out of your fucking mind? Unfortunately not. That is literally the opposite lesson that you would want them to learn. It's literally the opposite.

You don't want them to be like, oh, look, they could just steal and do nothing and make a lot of money. let's why would we why would we put effort into this that's that you if you think they're going to learn a good lesson from this you're fucking just really really naive and I I I appreciate you I like that you're frolicking around in a field of dandelions while the rest of the world is burning around you but you need to fucking get inside and stop playing simple jack okay so what happens is this right Nintendo Nintendo is there there's no like I I I I'm going from someone that had a switch to have an OLED, right?

I got an OLED Steam deck. The Nintendo's consoles are laughable. That console's fucking... Of course it is. That is a terrible console. It's from 2017. Even so. Even so, dude.

You know what I just saw? It's a handheld from 2017. You know what I just saw? I feel like that's still loud of excuse. I feel like the Vita was fucking... There's iPhone stronger than the Switch. I'm pretty sure. No, it wasn't.

I'm pretty sure there are phones stronger than the switch. I'm not misremembering, but for its time, it was up to speed. Maybe then. And this shit is so far behind that, like, if you try to, bro, I saw Arkham City on, on Arkham City at 20, I think 2015 game, maybe 2016, maybe. Success starts with your drive. An American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible.

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Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Yeah. I saw it running on Switch and it looked like absolute fucking ass. Oh, dude, it's shit. Yeah. And it's like, bro, it's why do people? people let

they just people just let Nintendo disrespect them so much because I saw people running defense for this shit and I'm like okay and then and then switch two is going to come out and it's still going to be shit because you guys keep buying this shit stop buying this shit 2 million percent 100 percent I play well I'm playing

yeah I am playing Resident Evil 3 on max settings on the fucking OLED switch I'm steam deck right now and it's running at 90 and there's no reason Nintendo can do the same fucking thing they just don't care. I mean, obviously the switch is, the switch is smaller. Right. But it's more portable.

They can do it, though. And like if Nintendo wanted to, they get like really so fucking portable as a metal drop, not people soaking socks off they wanted to. Well, I think the issue that they've, the issue that Nintendo, the issue that Nintendo runs a dude is like,

A, they don't have to. B, it kind of doesn't matter. Because you have, like, I mean, you do have like, I don't know, you have the Xbox Series X and you have like the PlayStation 5 and they're like the strongest consoles on the market, you know, like they do all this crazy shit. But I mean, arguably there's really not, there's not a game as good as, you know, tears of the kingdom on either of them, really, you know? Like, that's kind of, that's kind of where they're at where

it's like, we're just going to make really good software that's like impeded by the technology, but it's still, the software is still so good that you're going to, you're going to buy it anyway. And also because the hardware is And also because the hardware Is gimped in some way It means it won't be as expensive as the other one So it will always be like the cheapest and most affordable option But the games are just as expensive

The games are just as expensive But they're also like Generally better Like they had two game of the year nominations last year You know In a year in a stack year They had one But here's the thing they have a

They have another one They had one Wasn't it? Mario RPG came out too late No, but I get it. Look, I get what I'm 100% understand what you're saying from a business perspective. It's just one of those things that if, you know, if the, I know this would never happen. This is all utopia speak.

But if gamers rose up. If they stuck together and we're like and they were like, we're not going to buy this till you just, you just keep up with the current market as far as the standards of, of graphics and FPS and all that shit. because personally me like say I'm watching Jojo play the first one on our TV I might have mentioned this before but since it's on a 4K TV it looks like absolute fucking diarrhea

and I'm like I just fuck this I'm like fuck looking at this you know you can get used to it and shit but it's just one of those things where it just feels like a fucking disgrace where I would have 100% I would have dove onto and jumped on to Nintendo Bandwagon if they actually

respected me and their base, right? Like, you know, but I'm on the odd person out, right? Because people are going to buy it anyway. So I get it. I mean, their bases care about different things, you know, like I care about, I care about performance. You're dumb, in fact.

I care about performance, I care about good hardware. You're a dumb person. But most of that audience... I wish. Doesn't. By the way, I wanted to correct... I wanted to correct the record. They did have two Game of the Year nominations last year.

I was totally right. Which did they have? It was Tears of the Kingdom and Mario Wonder were both nominated for Game of the Year. Wonder. Are you sure? I don't think Wonder was up there. I think Wonder got something. No, literally I'm looking at it.

I'm literally looking at it. I'm literally looking at it. I'm literally looking at the website. It was Alan Wake 2, Legend of Zelda, Resident Evil 4 remake, Mario Brothers Wonder, Balders Gate 3, and Spider-Man 2. I guess it was the early ranking of game of the year because at the ending of it it was only four games and Wonder was not there

Kingston Okay When they when they did it really were like Oh God bless you They gave four things at that I'm not mistaken During the game awards Kingston I'm like four games were there If I'm not mistaken

There's always six games for the category I'm looking at the website literally right now Where it says Game of the Year nominations Voting closed winner by his gate three And it's Mario Wonder and fucking tears the kingdom. Yeah. I knew that sounded wrong.

Wonder is frighteningly made. No disrespect to that game. It's fun. That game is... I've played that game literally a thousand times. That's not fun, but it's like,

that game is... You know how many Mario games have just like that? Dude, Mario Brothers Wii U, Super Luigi brothers, Mario Nus of Mario Bros. Bro, I can name off like, genuinely

seven of that game. That game has been repeated so many times They're all the same I see I see what you're saying I think you said you played Mario Wonder a thousand times I'm like no you didn't no No not that exact game I've played that kind of game so many times

Did you play the new one though I've played and finished it It's a fun game it was just like this is a kids It's nothing different from what it was before I mean that's kind of the point You're like oh WonderSphere It's like the point of Mario It's geared towards E for

everyone so, you know? I feel like, I don't think everyone means needs to be a race. What was it? War God's Juci of Child

should have been nominated for Game of the year, I think. That would have been, that would have been the absolute shit, dude. I honestly think that

there should be a culture. Look, I don't know, I don't know how well this would go, how well this would, this would go with a general audience, but I feel like there should always be

another one slot for game of the year that is just completely just like people who really don't deserve it. So they can spend time around people, people who are actually, like, they have to go to the award show surrounded by all of these people who are so clearly above them.

And they, they know they're not going to win, but they have to sit there and be surrounded by people way better than them and then just feel the shame. There's even like a special camera that pans to them specifically when they lose. Like when I look at these great games and it's like, dang. I would love that so much. We want to take a moment to appreciate people like EA and they point to that. guy it is. You guys fucking suck.

They didn't even though when they really tear them down. All right. Let's let's get into some questions. I do want to get into this one because it's something that I mean, I'm going to choose to trust this. I don't know how accurate this information is, but I have no choice. I know I could just Google whether or not this is

true. I refuse to because it's simply not worth my time. But salty lemon wrote it and he says, not a question. I just want to let you guys know that pastrami is made from brisket. The brisket is brined for like a week to ensure the salt penetrates through the meat. I just didn't know this

because I felt like there was like a million different types of pastramis. It sounds, it sounds legitimate enough. Like I could believe that, right? If this guy's lying to me, then he's going to have a rude awakening when he wakes up with a fucking gun in his mouth because I refuse to be lied to. That's really extreme.

Do not lie to me. I will kill you, just straight up. It's not extreme. It's called standing up for yourself. You wish up for a fucking... Standing up for you. in his mouth. Tasting nickel and he's like

He needs a wigs with a fucking gun in his face. Sometimes you got a, you know. Sometimes you got a murder, man. I just looked it up real quick. It is legit. It is legit. Good. Yeah.

I was thinking because like, what the strama's pork. Well, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what I thought. I could have sworn. I don't know. I don't know what I thought about pastrami,

but it was not. I didn't think it was brisket so I appreciate the man brisket's a pretty fucking good meat man pretty good success starts with your drive and American Public University

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and batter and our army grows so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on awesome so how does someone get in contact with morgan and morgan what would i do if i got into an accident probably the easiest way is dialing pound law that's pound 529 from your cell phone we are always open or a call center is always waiting to take your call 24-7 365 wow dan morgan from morgan from america's large injury law from thanks for coming by the show thanks for having me visit furtherpeople dot com for an office near you that's that's that's pretty that makes sense though i guess you know it's all smoke like since it's smoked it's all pink and shit so i get i get it makes sense all right that information though that information though is like one of those things where it's like it wasn't

worth the effort to google it for me um and i was kind of thinking about Like, what things are worth? And I was thinking about how, like, like, how low the $20 bill has fallen, you know? Yeah, it's crazy. Like, as a bill. Like, you know, like, I remember doing crazy shit for $20. I remember jumping down, like, a two-story elevator shaft and rolling in high school for $20.

Which is fucking really stupid, especially because I'm small. So that's, like, twice the height. Really, really dumb. White. it was very white it was very white we were in a very white area and to be fair this is really not a lot to do

for you is your moments where it's like you have your moments where you're probably doing things and you're like I'm not technically white and you're already in the middle of doing it and you're like yeah oh no oh I'm already here

the group of people that I was around it was like I was pretty heavily outnumbered and this was something that they wanted to do I was like all right well I'm not going to be left behind moments where everybody's like getting caught for doing something stupid and they're giving their names. And you realize, hmm, Smith, Jackson, Kent, hmm. Ubuntu.

Oh, I'm going to get in trouble for this. Because I'm not white technically. That's not my left. And you're in a police car. Oh, my God, guys. So I was playing, last night I was playing Gears of War. I jumped on to the original Gears of War. I'm going to run through the...

I'm just going to run through the trilogy again in my off time. Just because it's like I love it. But I could not stop seeing... I could not stop seeing Trump and Trejo from our... Stop. ...their fucking Gears of War,

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There's so many. There's so many, like, there's moments that I just forgot about. Like when he's like, when Marcus is in like the, the, what is it, the Raven? And the guy's like, you're Marcus Phoenix, right? The guy who fought at Espo Fields. Wow, that's so cool. And he goes, not really. And I just thought about like, Trump would be like, absolutely it's cool.

You'd be like, this is like, this is the coolest thing. You're right. You're saved your life. You're not here without me. I fucking risk my life to save everybody. You would not be here without me. I would. Give me.

top right now. That trilogy is in some respects completely ruined for me. But like I love it still. It's not ruined in a way that makes it worse, but it's definitely like, I don't know. It's like when like too many memes come from like a serious. It's almost like how some people feel about Breaking Bad. You know what I mean? Where it's like there's too many memes.

That's how I feel about Breaking Bad, honestly. I can't watch that show anymore, dude. It's so many fucking memes. Early 2023 was obnoxious. I think it's a great show. It's a fan. fantastic show. It's like,

there's like maybe two shows that put up there a break. No, well, there's two modern shows and then two shows from like, maybe like 10,

15 years ago that I put up there with that. Young Sheldon. I think this is us. This is us. And Game of Thrones are up there with it. I think it's young Sheldon

and the good doctor for me. It's like those are top tier. And then with the new series. Absolutely. Well, they both shows out of common with you. It's crazy. There's a new,

there's a new series. There's a new series coming out around about even younger Sheldon. Did you see that? infant Sheldon It's called Sheldon eternal

It's young Even younger Sheldon's the name of the show That's crazy Even younger Sheldon More younger Sheldon It's just a fucking fetus being a pompous piece of shit He's a nut It's a nut

It's literally It's literally It's literally just Fucking baby geniuses But with one It's just one baby with no one to talk to He's Stewie basically Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Have you guys seen Barra? You guys have you guys seen Borough? Have you guys seen Bruno? Huh? Have you guys seen Bruno? The Shai LaBah The Sasha? Sasha Barrett

Yeah, it's pretty much the opening of that The previous open of that movie's the opening of baby Sheldon. Is this the dick coming? Is it a dick coming And it's sheldon sperm flying up his mom's uterus. and emperimiting her.

I like the idea of it going so far. Like, you have Young, you have Big Bang Theory, then you have Young Sheldon, then you have even younger Sheldon, then you have more younger Sheldon. And then you keep going. And then you have very, very, very young Sheldon. Yeah, then you have conceptually and like,

and then you just have, not Sheldon. And it's just Osmosis Jones, but Sheldon as a seaman. Is this a seaman? Is this Sheldon question mark? Sheldon? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Aborted Sheldon is a alternative universe. Dude, I, I adore, I fucking adore the idea that it's just called Sheldon. That's so fucking stupid. Sheldon? Because then the announcer is like, like, because then like the marketing, like the in between like a, you know how like coming up next on Disney Channel. Like those types of people, they would have to be like. Coming up next on Sheldon? You don't have to enunciate the question mark.

I love that. Oh, man. All right. Come, come, come, come, come, come. I don't know how the, I don't know how the Big Bang Theory goes. That's two and a half men, isn't it? Yeah, it's all the same to me, dude. I know the opening, Childen, Cholven, Cholven, Childen.

You know I wish I didn't know it. I really hate that show. I hate Big Bang Theory so much. And Lily likes that show too Dick. Lily likes that show and her dad likes that show. No, they don't. They don't. They don't like it.

They don't. They do it. They say they do it. They don't, though. I want to sit every person down that likes that show and convince them because I know I'm right. I know I'm right that that show sucks. They don't actually like it. Okay, Adolf.

Get your shit off. Adolf. Let's go. Get your shit off. Let's go. Let's go. In my benevolent dick, I guess I wouldn't be so benevolent in that because there would be a of people are discriminated against, I would 100% brainwash.

And if they don't accept that that show isn't funny, I would lobotomize them. Get your shit off, Adolf. Go ahead. Because it is, it is, it is a, we, I've said this before in the show. Like, there's got to be case studies in this in years to come on how these people tricked millions of people to think this shit's funny. Because I still have yet to see a, and to be fair. Maybe if I watch like an entire season, I get like maybe three or four like chuckles. But every other scene that I've seen did nothing for me.

And I'm like, I like a lot of, oh no, I have, I am not just dick and fart jokes guy, right? I'm not, I have a wide array. I can enjoy a lot of dry humor. It's very, that's just not one of them. A lot of those shows, to be fair, though. A lot of those shows like, say, those shows, CBS, I think it was, or ABC or whatever. I think CBS. They're just not, they don't do anything for me.

They're written in a way. They're just, they're not good. I don't understand. It's like even S&L, to be fair, I think, to be fair, S&L to me was technically the writers were never funny to me. It was just the comedians at the time, like when the All-Star cast, like, you know, back in the day when like David Spade and all those people were like killed. Success starts with your drive. and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs,

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Hey, how's it going? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your

cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. I think that these are really funny people and they just knew how to improv really well. But I think the writing's always been shit, in my opinion. Well, that's kind of a lot of... That's kind of the point of S&L really is, like, because they have a week to put a show together, you know what I mean?

And it's like a bunch of... Right. Like the idea... It's kind of like Monty Python where, like, not... Most of Monty Python and most of S&L and most sketch comedy shows, like, most of it, especially if it's live, it's gonna, like, most of it's gonna suck. Like, you're really kind of waiting through, like, for the 20% of it that's golden. You know what I mean?

that's kind of what a lot of good S&L is. It's like it's like the golden nuggets plucked out of like pretty mediocre episodes. Like iconic moments from like SNL are like, like you could count probably months between them. You know what I mean? In like actual episode of time it was more succession. Like it was more often a certain period of time, you know? Yeah, but that late 80s to early 90s group, that was pretty consistently funny. All right.

I feel, I guess, I think I'm a little bit harsher. And I feel like the vast majority of the show is almost never funny. And there's like gold. There's, yeah, the diamond in the roughs. And a lot of people that, let's say, like a big bang theory, are the people that keep that show afloat. Because, God damn, I watch, I've given that show so many fucking chances. And I was just like, I'll put it this way.

there have been late night Jimmy shows and monologues that I found more intriguing than a lot of the sketches that I've seen. Yeah. Easily. And I'm like, what the fuck is happening?

Yeah, yeah. It's, it's crazy. You got to treat Saturday Night Live, like it's a decade of music you missed, and you're just sifting through a playlist of, like, greatest hits.

You know what I mean? Like, it's just like, you can't, like, I've seen some clips recently, like, from SNL that have been pretty funny.

Like, there's a comedian Nate Bargatsy that was just on. He had, like, a couple. He had, like, actually, like, two good sketches, which is kind of nuts. For, like, modern SNL, usually there's only one, a month. Tell you what. Max. There's probably people listening right now that are probably annoyed. I would say, die.

No, actually, just send me, send me, link me some shit that you think, knowing who I am or who we are, send something that. send something that you think like, oh, you'll definitely like this because I'm open-minded. I was open-minded with Big Bang Theory. I gave it multiple chances. I wasn't just, I'm not a bandwagon hater at all. And then, but it's solidified.

It's fucking shit. There's a pretty, there's a pretty good one that I thought was pretty funny, which and it's largely because Nate Bargatsy as a comedian is so bad at acting that it, like, it makes it, it makes it twice as funny that it's, that it is what it is. but he plays like George Washington founding the United States, and he talks about like how we're going to make a nation that like, you know, that arbitrarily measures things very differently and all this,

all these like little things. And then he's like, there's a black guy in his troop and he's like, what about, what have men like me? And he goes, you asked about the temperature. We're going to go Fahrenheit instead.

It's just like, there's something about it. He just, he just completely ignores it. And it's not. And it's not, it's not, and that's like a, that's like a, you know, that's like a C tier joke in and of itself. But it's like something about the, the, how unconvincing this guy is as George Washington, like really fucking, it really sells it. That's ridiculous.

But yeah, I don't know. There's, there's like some good ones, but it's, yeah, I don't know. S&L is, is, I've given up on sketch comedy until people link me things. Because even sketch comedy shows that I like, like, key and peel, like, I'm watching a full episode of Key and Peel sometimes. I'm like, that was one of those that was like really good. You know, like they're all good. But like, yeah. Like, I remember the episode with the burn victim, uh, insult comic.

Like, that was easily. Yeah. That was easily the best one of that episode like, like by a lot. And it's just like, all right. That snippet is wild. Ha ha ha. I actually might not have seen that. Dude.

That is, that is probably one of my, that is, that might be my favorite sketch. I don't know. That might be a bit, that might be a bit intense. There's a lot. There's a lot of my favorite sketches. It's the same. My favorite sketch is definitely the zombies I don't eat black people.

That shit fucking had me in tears. I'm gonna miss that one. I'm kind of realizing maybe I haven't seen a lot of that show because you guys just named two and I'm like, what? Or the ghetto black names? Like the draft readings. Oh, the ridiculous black names.

The college football. That shit's good, yeah. That show got canceled. I cannot believe it got canceled. La Carpetron Duke Marriott is my favorite fucking name ever. Le Carpetron Duke Marriott. I don't want to say

I feel like I feel like What Keene Peele succeeded That did Shepal show Shepal show is a Motorized show That's extremely funny But what Keene Peele

Seated When Chappelle Show Did it Is that Keen Peele I feel like comedy What makes comedy work For me personally Is you have to be the joke

At the end Like your Ridiculousness Or your wild reaction Is what makes Comedy funny for me Like This thing may be weird to you

but you interact with you make it fucking fun. It's like when you watch babies fall out of skyscrapers and plummet to the ground and you laugh. Well, that's this, that's this trauma laughing that I've become part of my personality. Like, that's what makes me laugh now and it's sad. It's really not good. Maybe,

you know what? I'm starting to think to myself like. I don't watch babies get hurt. I watch like people go through like really terrible situations. And then I laugh at a situation. And then I found out they get hurt. I'm like, oh, man.

That was rough. And then I watch it again. I don't know. Maybe. And then I don't want to be. I don't want to be getting hurt by a video. This is all making me think that maybe I should give Young Sheldon another. I say another shot as if I gave it one in the first place.

That's what I was actually surprised. I was like, oh, you watched it. I've never seen a single episode of Young Sheldon. But maybe I haven't seen a second of it. Yeah. I don't know if I've seen a single clip of it, to be quite frank. So maybe I'll watch it. I'll report back to see if it's really, really life-changing television.

If it's not, you know, microwave my penis. Let's go. Young Sheldon is so terribly bad that if I... All right, let's move on. I bet you couldn't sit through a whole episode of Young Sheldon. We'll see. I could easily win that bet. I bet you would dissociate.

I bet you couldn't sit down and focus on it. Oh, I would tell us the entire plot. You can't. You can't sit down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You couldn't sit down. And then write up, like, just a quick four paragraphs. A half review of it.

No, I dissociate watching, I associate watching things that I like. So, like, no chance. No chance in hell. How many seasons was that? Let's move on. Fuck, I don't want to talk about it. More than you would assume. Hey, Siri.

More than you would assume. How many seasons of Young Sheldon was there? Let the Android tell us. Six seasons. My synth phone just told me that. The fact that there's more than one season of something like that is. It is. wild is insanity you know what's crazy is that i read i read in like an article that like in order

because the show was going on way longer than they anticipated like they had to keep shrinking sheldon the actor because he kept growing like he kept growing so they kept like they would shaving his shins they would they would shave his shins they would throw him in the dryer for 40 minutes they shrunk this kid you know on him for like 20 minutes a day they start They gave him, Various sharp objects. They took water out of his diet entirely, only let him drink coffee.

They threw him in the dryer. They shaved his shins. They would, they would drop, they would put him in, like, Success starts with your drive. An American public university

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from yourself. phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Like a really stiff, like full body straight cast and drop him straight down from two stories so that his spine would compact. That's crazy. That's crazy.

Speaking of a, speaking of that, that tactic that you just said, I was, uh, I don't know how he got there. Oh, someone was trying to say there was a Mandela effect with the ET, saying that he never said ET phone home. But that's bullshit. He does. It's just some people that are, I think there's people trolling Mandela effects now.

It's crazy. Oh, yeah. People are like trying to, they're fucking with people now. I love that. I love that. It's pretty good. It's pretty good.

That's all you do, Chris. What do you love that? That's you. It totally. It's your behavior. It's actually a pretty good niche. It would be a good thing to start because it would go viral. And then there would be,

it would be a handful of people in the comments saying no and you ignore them. We should do that. We should do that next episode? Next episode we should just lie. Like, did you know that like, you know that's actually the phrase from Superman? It's actually, it's a plane, it's a bird, and it's Superman? Yeah, that would be, and the people like, no, no shit. No way.

You did that good with the, the, what's this? Full metal sheen. Full metal sheen. That was a good one. Yeah. That was a good one. But that's, yeah, that's just more. lie. Like, I do want to, like, I do want to, that would be fun.

Oh, yeah, based on something that exists. Like a fake Mandela, like, what is something like, uh, oh man, what is, yeah, we got to, we got to, we got to workshop this off, off camera or something because that's a good, that's a really good idea. Yeah. Just, that'll be good. Blying to people. I love it. Um, yeah. Um, like, things are crazy because I don't even, I don't even take time to get involved with them anymore. I'm just like, whatever, dude. That can be true. Like, did you know the food loom thing was this? And I'm like, I don't even care anymore, dude. Whatever. Whatever.

Sure. It was actually a dick in balls or something. I was like, yeah, sure, dude, for sure. The thing that bothers me about that stuff is that, like, we're past the point where we could ever truly know. You know what I mean? Like, not really. Fruit of the Loom. Like, because I saw somebody with, like, a shirt, like, an old shirt with the cornucopia logo that Fruit of the Loom insists was never a part of it.

But, like, fuck do I know. Like, you could just buy a label maker on Amazon for, like, 15 bucks and do that. You know what I mean? Like, it's over. Who does that, though? Like, who? What person does that? No one does that.

You got to find. That's the thing. It's like I would do that. I would reprint. I would find the most authentic way to reprint that Pokemon card and spell Onix the way I thought it was just so I could show it on a video on TikTok and have it blow up and confuse millions. Like I would do that. Why? Why?

Because it's so cheap to do that. It's so cheap. Like you used to be, you used to have to do crazy shit. It used to be so expensive and so tedious to do that kind of thing that it wasn't even. worth it. But now it's like, bro, like Derek's putting fucking giant dicks on Omni Man and getting 8 million views.

Why wouldn't you? Like, why wouldn't you just do this shit to fuck with it? Like, why not? Why would you just fucking lie? Just lie with me. Lie alongside me. Bro. You fucking demon,

you guys watch. Serpent of fucking parents. Kingston's chastised lying while also insisting that he he's a good person every episode. I don't know. I don't think I'm the best person. I don't think I'm the worst.

Anyway. But there's just no point of dismiss truth of people for no reason. Like, especially out of bored of that's so crazy. I'm like, I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm going to fabricate something.

My grandma and casein resin thing is that was funny. Well, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. It would be funny. It would be funny to see people. That is, that takes no time out of your day. Like, I'm just going to edit this real quick thing. That's fine.

Whatever. I'll do this. I'll go on fucking. I'll go on Photoshop or not Photoshop. What is it? It's Photoshop? I'll go to Photoshop and I'll just fucking. I'll just throw it together.

But then like lying about the food of the loom thing, buying a fucking label print, buying a label printer and creating this fake shirt just to have people be like, was that? Was that what it was? It's insane. That's crazy. I don't know, man.

See, here's the thing. The difference is I understand why someone would do that because I see the comedy in it for the person. doing it. I don't have the energy to do that though. Like I just don't, I don't care enough to do that. But I see why people would. And that's why, like, I just, I'm at a point where it's like, you can't trust anything now. Like, the Mandela effect is obviously just like your brain doing bullshit. It's forgetting things. It's not real. There's no alternate dimensions. But then, like, a company will go, well, hey, we never actually did that. That logo didn't exist. And then you see a

label in the wild with that fucking thing that they insist didn't never happened. And then you're like, well, what the fuck is this? Why are you lot? Why? Why? Why are you fucking with us now? You know? It's, I don't know. It's too much. Let's move on. I'm getting stressed out.

Worm with a worm-sized gun rode in. That's fucking terrifying. Interesting. So, wait a minute. Is the gun? So when he says worm-sized gun, I assume he's trying to convey. A gun at the same proportion of size for a worm as a human. Right.

Right, it's not a gun that is the size of a worm, even though that is... Because then that'd be a him-sized gun at the moment. It wouldn't be a worm since it's going to be a gun-sized worm. How do you reconcile size to proportions when you're talking about a worm-sized gun? Because a worm is like long and thin, but like a gun has to be thicker than that. It can't be like a long, thin gun, you know what I mean? No, it's just a gun for the... Like, however a 9, a M-9 pistol for me,

Imagine a gun that was proportionate to the size of a worm. Not in like dimensions exactly, but in disproportionate size for humans. Would that kill you? Would a worm-sized gun kill you? No. Probably not. It'd kill a worm, probably. It would kill a worm.

Anyway, he wrote in. He says, hey there, legal mining operation. Video game question for you. I have been and still am an oblivion person, but I always am. always felt like I missed out by not liking Skyrim. But after trying the survival mode, I've been able to personally enjoy the game. So it got me thinking, do you have any game modes or gameplay systems that helped you get into a game you previously didn't care for? I was about to make that, like, worse for some reason.

But I've, I just got to say that it is, man, I don't know, man. I've Scarham is just a lot better it's kind of bizarre to not get into it Yeah, it's just Well, to be fair It's just simply whatever you'd be first I think To be fair to oblivion

Oblivion Oblivion is fucking So funny It's Charmy It's so no but like The The unintentional comedy that happens As a result of oblivion being

as jank as it is in a way that Skyrim isn't. Skyrim's jank, but it's not like Oblivion level jank. Like Skyrim's pretty polished in comparison, which is wild. But Oblivion just has these like really awkward actors, these really gross looking facial animations, these really like hilarious, like, why do I come to the arena? And then the guy like explodes and flies into the sky. Or like, you have like a guy who's looking for like, I'm looking, I'm, I'm looking for. Gorthwyn Wendell. He's in hiding. And then you turn to the right and it's him.

And he goes, I'm in hiding from the Imperial Watch. And it's like, just these ridiculous moments that are, it's made, I've missed out on oblivion completely. Like I just didn't play it. Like I played maybe five minutes of it before I was like, this plays like absolute dog shit and I refuse to play it. So I just never continued with it. But it's, it's, it's, success starts with your drawing.

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I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Like, seeing these things online have made me consider, like, going back it or like trying it because like that's fun it's just the comedy of it is so good everything is just so improved as far as uh especially like what you're fucking menu dude god damn like uh it's it's it's one of the things where it's like oh it's makes you fucking awful it's horrible it's

it's so it is interesting if somebody's an elder scrolls fan and they didn't really get into skyrim it it's interesting to run into those people because it's uh it's uh Because I know there's people that are still like, oh, Marowin Superior, this is Superior. I'm like, I get what you're doing. I understand that. But as far as just the way that Skyrim runs, it's just a better experience overall. So it is interesting that that happens. But, you know, to each their own.

Now, as far as the question goes, Skyrim survival mode sounds kind of dope, actually. I don't think I ever thought about doing that. Yeah, I've never, I've never thought about that either. It's a game that I eventually. I'm trying to think of like something, oh, I didn't, I didn't get into it until a specific mode. I guess technically, literally actually. I never, I never, Modern Warfare, sorry, Call the Duty. I never played, the only game close to that I ever played was Black on PS2.

Oh my God. Yeah, I played Black, which was fun. Oh my God. I haven't heard anyone mentioned Black in a long time. Did you buy it? Because you felt like you had to? Yeah, yeah. Are you serious?

Isn't black the game with the tendrils and stuff? Like you get to like, like wrap people up with like shadow tendrils? What? No, that's, that's, um, no, that's, uh, the darkness, I think. Yeah, no, this is just like that spec ops or I forgot. I don't even remember what kind of soldier you are. You bought black because you're black. Because I'm, you were like, I guess I got to play this game.

I bought it specifically because I thought the, uh, um, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the advertising was cool. This nigga would be like black. It was cool. All these shells on the cover. I know what game we're talking about now. Black is a game that I totally, it's weird. Like I'm a big FPS guy, but like I totally missed out on it.

I think I just didn't, I just felt like I wasn't allowed to play it or something. Black was really fun. I only felt like it was, I even at the time I felt like I was going too fucking slow. Like I felt like, yeah, it is slower. I couldn't. Like, I was like, I let me go. I want to,

you know, but anyway, uh, yeah, so I missed all of the call of duties. I didn't play any of that. I didn't play any of that shit. I didn't even play the first modern warfare.

So model warfare too came out and that's when, you know, I, yeah, I skipped all that shit. Model Warfare two got me hooked for a while where I don't even, I don't fuck with multiplayer. Like,

other than I did a little bit of co-op stuff online with, like, When Mass Effect 3 came out, I played that for a lot. But yeah, I normally don't do PVP is what I'm saying. But that shit, like, I prestige like one of my characters, which is something I never, and I've never done since then, because I just don't spend that much time. Damn, that's why.

I don't think I've ever done that. Yeah, I fucking never again, but I was obsessed for a minute. I was still a point. I just at least once in my calling the Model 3-2. I think I had the option to prestige, and then I was like, I had the option to prestige. And then I was like, why the fuck do I want to get rid of... No.

Yeah, why would you want to start over again? I'm not going to reset my progress. Are you stupid? I definitely did at least once. It's just, yeah, bad. It's just bragging rights. It's so stupid. Yeah, I couldn't care.

I could care so I couldn't give less of a shit about bragging rights and call TV. I was like, you're fucking out of your mind. I worked for all these guns. I'm keeping them. I'm going to blow all you people away. Oh, yeah, prestige. Have fun with your fucking unusable guns. Stupid.

But, yeah, that's... Do you guys remember? Remember the first time you guys used the FAMAS in Mar-Worfer 2? No. Fuck, this gun is stupid as shit. The first time I used that gun, I was like, this gun is fucking dumb.

Because I was just like, oh, I'm just gonna aim for the head. And at least two of the shots hit the person in the head and they died. It was just like. It's a busted. Yeah, I really... Nice. I don't know. I'm trying to think of like an exact...

I think GTA Online, the original... Grand Theft Auto 4 got me into Grand Theft Auto in a way that I wasn't previous. Because I don't know. Like, putting in cheat codes and like getting a jet or something in San Andreas, it was fun. But like, it was still just a sandbox of like AI. You know what I mean? That where you were fucking around with. But like when I learned that like GTA 4 had like a multiplayer mode where you could just like run around the entirety of New York City and just mow other people down with your car.

and just That shit was Like that shit was like I'm so excited for this And I spent hours In the original Grand The Thetth V4 online It was fucking ridiculous Me and I blind

We would get helicopters And we would like Fly down city streets And like tilt the blades So that they were like scraping against the street And just It was fucking ridiculous Just juicing people do

Dude The case I still honestly I don't know how GTA 5 online is now, I just I tried it originally and I just didn't like it. Probably insane. They overcomplicated a lot of things with

Vanilla GTI because like in GTA4 it was just straight up like free for all. You had like death matches and stuff but like it was mostly just like hey you know here's New York City there's weapons and equipment around the map and like armor and stuff just fucking run around

and have a good time. But like in GTA 5 they had like car insurance and like Yeah. You had to buy your cars and, like, you couldn't steal other players' cars in a game. In Grant I thought it was crazy. Yeah, if they had insurance, it would like lock out and shit or whatever. Yeah.

It just felt, it felt too. And honestly, maybe it's dope now. I haven't played it since literally 2013, so maybe it's significantly better. But I just, I just loved the freedom of GTA 4 and how just chaotic it was because that shit was. Did they have long line back then? Yeah. In what? What did it much?

No, it was, it, it, it did. But so GSI Online came out, I think like

a month or two after the, but it was still like a little bit, it was a little after, yeah. I don't remember that's the exact time frame, but I know it was a little after. And you told you,

your family, you told your parents, shit, and I was like, this is weird. And then I remember playing it and this is kind of nothing to do. And I played it again like maybe in 2017.

I paid it over COVID. over COVID, it's wild. It was a wild experience. It was like so much shit going on. Because when I had the gang wars, like people would just cat, like you were,

if you had an alien suit on. Oh, right. Forgot about that. Like, kidnap you and, like, beat your ass and, like, leave you random places and, like, take the shit.

Like, that's really fucking fun. I completely forgot about that. I'm kind of, yeah, I'm kind of bummed. I'm kind of bummed that I missed that. Like, because that I do love,

like, granted the little four online is like some of the most, some of the fondest online memories I think I've ever had, like, sincerely. Like, as, like, as, it's a little,

dude, random people up is hilarious. It's, it's, it's funny. So, like, I'm kind of, I'm kind of bummed that I let the initial kind of lame wave of GTA5 online kind of sour me because I just never, I never went back to it. And I feel like I missed that in all the cool shit. But anyway, that's definitely the mode that I think of, because I don't think without, without those memories of GTA Online and Grand The Thet L.4, I don't know if I would have

bothered playing and beating Grand The Thet Oth VIII this, like this year. Which I did, by the way. I finally finished it. Oh, wow. Kind of lackluster ending. It's so long. Very kind of man ending story. Story game.

Very mad. I disagree into it. I thought it was fucking sick. GTA 5, really? GTA 4. Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs,

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion,

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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Wow, Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Oh, I haven't played 24. Well, I haven't finished. I beat five when the first came out and I beat it again.

Like, you may be like 20. I just finished four. It's so funny watching my achievements because it's like, my first achievement is like, I don't know, like 2008 or 2009 or something. And then like the last one is 2024. Yeah, it's so crazy. It's insane. But anyway, what time is it?

How much time we got? We'll do one more question, and then we'll back out. You're drinking prime right now? You're drinking prime? Oh, man, I didn't think you're going to notice. You got Logan Paul's cocking your fucking throat? I didn't want you. I was hoping you all going to notice.

Fucking rat fuck. Look at you. Look at you. Hey, I wanted a cheap, inexpensive, non-threatening energy drink because I'm having stomach issues again. And so I'm trying to drink something. I shouldn't be drinking energy drinks at all, but I went hard in the pain in the gym and I need something. I need it. You know, fix that tummy.

It's just cock. It's cock in your mouth, bro. It's fucking dick in your throat. Yeah, I'm trying to get a piece up. Did you see what I tweeted today? No. You see what I'll say that it has the, when you say that it has the energy of like a four-year-old coming, look what I drew. It literally does that kind of shit.

You see what I tweeted? Like is a place where I dumped the stupidest shit, my stupidest thoughts, dude. I want to use out. That's what you stopped. Wait, hold on. You did not stop the show to say that you tweeted that. You did not just. It's so stupid.

What did you say? It's so beyond stupid. Repeat again. I want everybody to hear what you post on Twitter. I want everybody to hear the masterpiece here. It's really, it's really, it's not special, you know? Read it. No, read it.

You made a point to highlight it. Do you ever just have a day where your dick feels a little more plump than usual, you know? That's it. You know, just asking, you know. All right. You feel a little plump. Sometimes you feel a little more plump down there to you, you know. Yeah, maybe it's a little bit more blood in the...

You got a little more hog than you had last time, you know? I think that's... What? I think that is so actually common. You got a little more... It is actually... It's a little more... Yeah, it's totally common.

You got a little more mist than pee, you know? Nist than pee. It's weird. It's weird to even notice that sometimes. Like, sometimes I'll notice some, like, You're looking thinner today. I'm looking a little fat today. God damn, bro.

Sometimes I'm a little disappointed. I'm like, hey, man, what's going on? And then I get scared because I'm getting older. And so I'm like, oh, is this just, is this, is that a product of this? Yeah, I was like, is this a product of being older? Is this ED? Do I need to pop on, like, the hardest core of porn to, like, kind of get myself a little amped up, you know? Like, just get a little juiced up again.

You got to start taking rhino pills, bro. You got to get rhinop pills, dude. Do they have, oh, I guess they have. boner pills that are safe now uh i don't go i don't want safe ones yeah you yeah you want those ones that are gonna like damage a liver after like two fucking pills i want the i want the ones that like i'm like i want the ones that like you know like in the fucking cartoons where like the character takes it and they're like i gotta use this one when i desperately need it i want those kind of ones dude i don't have an excuse yet because i i can still do it whenever i need to do it but like when

i need to it's gonna be hilarious all right this is a this is a good one Punch a hole through a lily, dude This is a good one This is a good one I don't know about you But my vote goes to presidential candidate Hilarious Rodham Clitoris

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It is a good question Trauma kids Damn trauma boys All right yeah When was the first time Welcome to Trauma Cats I'm sad. When was the first time you ever noticed that someone you look up to is younger than you are?

Did it fuck with you? I remember finding out like nine years ago that John Tron is two years younger than I am. And I couldn't decide whether I felt hopeful that I could do that someday or more of a mess than I already was. I love this question because I'm weird. I've come close. I've come close to this happening. I don't have any. nothing at all.

Well, the thing that I noticed specifically was like a lot of the YouTube animators that I knew, or a lot of the YouTube animators that I was in high school watching were either in my exact age or like just one year older. And that kind of blew my mind at the time. I was like, what the fuck? There are people like my age making shit that everybody in my lunchroom is consuming and like talking about. That's fucking weird.

When I found out that Lyle was. genuinely only like two years older than me, my jaw dropped. Yeah, yeah, it's shocking. Lyell is really not much older than me at all. Like, Zach is, I think, two years older than me too. Zach, I mean, Zach might be young. I don't know.

Zach might be younger. I honestly, Zach's not younger than me. Zach's the same. Not, no, no, no. He's a year old. Yeah, yeah, he might be a year older than me. Yeah, I don't know, man. And Lyos two years older than you.

That's what's that, but so that's, it's, it's, I, I've never had an experience where somebody younger than me. I have, definitely have. Who? Joey Badass My Favorite rapper is one year younger than me. Oh, yeah, I don't know. He is one year younger than me. He is one year.

I would never listen to the music of people who are younger than me. Like, there's no point. But it's wild. It's wild thinking about it. He is one year. That's kind of crazy. He's born, I think, in January. They have nothing to say.

Really? That's such a wild thing to leave, but of, I mean, the closest, okay, okay. So the closest, Kendrick is one year older than me. So that's what like, he's 36. And so that's like the closest. I get, I, I just looked on Wikipedia because Jonathan Young is somebody who I admired. John's younger than me, dude. I think he's younger.

Wait, how old is Jonathan Young? John is 28, dude. I've had conflicting. Wow. So I saw that he was 28, but then I'm like, I looked it up just to confirm like where he was and I conflicting ages. I was like, wait, what is he? So I guess, okay, he's 28. So that is something.

I became pretty close with him. He's 28. That boy's only young. He's a lot younger than me. And I will tell you, that shit, I get really upset when that happens. When I see someone who's a lot younger than me and they're like so, they're so beyond. But this happens, this happens to everybody. When you think about, most people are sports fans.

They grow up watching sports. And then at a certain point, everybody. is younger than them because all the other people aged out. They're all retired. So I'm dealing with that right now where these people that are making millions of dollars, they're at the height of their career, they're fucking like, they're like 30 years old. They're like 32. And I'm like, fuck.

So I'm experiencing what a lot of people experience. And so it is weird, though, because looking up is usually you're young as fuck looking up towards people that have existed for a long time. So it's rare when this happens. Yeah, I can't look up to people who are younger than me though. I can't do it. I can appreciate it. I can admire it.

I could be like, hey, that's a good, that's a good talent, man. That's sick. Well, because it's like,

I'm glad you, I'm glad you dropped your pacifier to do this. Really cool fucking, really cool thing. God bless. It's weird. You kind of have to be like a, God's family is a musician family.

That's true. They are musicians. All of them are musicians. I was literally just, I was literally just messaging him. I got to, I got to meet up. They're all musicians.

It's been a while. Like he, like he is not a, not an abnormal, like, he may be avon melody because of how far he's taking it in his family. I tell that nigga to come back on the show. But he, I'll hit him up again. But he's not, like, they all play instruments.

And it's why, because his instruments to piano, which is insane. That's his instrument. And I'm like, really? Like, that's your community. He's like, yeah, I'm a pianist. It's fucking weird. I mean, I can tell it. The piano is like the most, piano is the most versatile. Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com

for an office near you. Fucking instrument now. Oh, yeah. It's the one that teaches you. Well, not even just that. It's just like, dude, if you can play piano, you can play anything, because just plug it into a fucking machine. You get programming. And it just, yeah, it's insane. Yeah, seeing his solos, his key soul, you can tell that that is his instrument of choice. Because like... It's wild. Like, I would feel bad if like, you know, like, for me, it's like when my family were medical, like, everybody and my family is in a medical field for the most of my sister who eventually went back into the medical field.

But I'm just like, ah, whatever, you know, like, I feel no way. I'm like, I will say something similar to this. It's not exactly the same thing, but it's in the same vein, I guess. There was a point, and I remember this very vividly, there was a point in my life where I started to realize that porn stars could be younger than me. And that was disturbing. That was a very uncomfortable feeling. I think I was like 23 or 24 by the time I thought about it.

It was like, oh. Oh. Oh. Huh. Because when you're 15, none of that, like, you're not thinking about that at all. That's a world away from you. The world away from you at that moment. Yeah.

That bothered the hell out of me. I remember this one time I Girded up my whole entire computer Completely discovered in Gert I had to chisel it out While I was chisling out Saw the age of a Porn Star I was like damn dude

24 I'm 24 right now too Felt really weird We're gonna be at the age soon Where the Miltth PornSty I used to watch We're definitely younger than us That's weird The what?

The Miltf Portsars are gonna be younger than us It's gonna be crazy We're already, I'm going to turn 30 in, I'm 30 in three months, right? Derek, you're 34, right? I'm 30, I'm going to be 36 in March. You're 36 and then you're 30 now, right? Yeah, I just turned 30. In like 10 more years, gonna go on porn and be looking up, I'm gonna look up mature.

It's gonna be the same age as me, bro. I'm gonna hit my, hit my classic Milfs. I'm like, damn, 30 what? I'm gonna sit down and be like, damn. I guess I'm done with this. note on that note let's get to let's get the fuck out of here yeah life is strange bro i love that game no i don't no you don't fuck i might pretend we played that game together i never seen you insult a game more viciously in my life it was for it was for would it let that game live

it was for content to be fair like i mean whatever you're you're having fun you're you're you're joking anyway count me the fuck down hurry up three, two, one. Wait, hold on, I didn't have it. You got to start speaking? I was like, what the hell is this? Sorry. I had a, I had this.

Did you guys get the video of Goku that I sent you in the chat? Yeah, yeah, where he's just like talking shit. I love that video so much. Maybe I'll kill you, yeah. All right, fuck bitch-ass Patreon. This website can suck my fucking balls and my dick and cock. I love the stammer. Yeah, it's the stammer and the excitement at the end that really gets me.

It's like, yeah, I'll kill you, yeah. Yeah. I love the stammers. That's my favorite thing, dude. The idea of Goku being like, I'm going to beat you to you can't walk, or maybe I'll kill you, yeah. Yeah. With it like an excited tone is fucking awesome. I love the stammer.

Anytime a character stammer is I'm completely in for it. I agree. I agree. You know what it is? I honestly think that's why Family Guy got so popular really early. Because there was a lot of that going on, like the authentic, like, capturing of, like, stammering

in normal human conversation. Like, there was a lot of that in early family. I don't know if it's there so much anymore, but it used to be. Like, that's that, I love that scene. And, like, I can't remember if it's, like, one of the first three seasons or not. It's definitely early where, like, what is it, Peter and Mr. Petersman, rob a train. Do you guys remember that clip?

Yeah. Not really. And they're just having, like, they rob a train, but, like, they're just like, train robberies don't really, don't really happen anymore. It's, like, really an old, and, and they're just kind of, like, engaged in a really awkward small talk with the fucking ticket guy. And then they're going to, like, oh, well, we're going to take your stapler. And he's like, well, that's, they're going to dock that for my pay if you take it. Like, it's, you're really only hurting me.

Like, you're not. It's, there's, I don't know, there's something. I love, I love that style of writing a lot. So, smiling friends is quite a bit of, too, actually. Zach show. I love the stammer. It makes everything better, dude. Yeah.

Anyway, gay... Fuck you. Gay system of a down, be like, we're left with no-com right in the power bottom. The song is bubbles. I like a people... People are just...

The song is bubbles. He didn't even try anymore. This is the name of the song. People are so sick of us not getting it. They're just like, okay, this is what I asked you for months, by the way, for. The parentheses, the song is bubbles. I appreciate it.

I have not heard. bubbles though so I'm I'm in the dark with this one um not really much of a system of a down person honestly like I've heard a little bit of it but I haven't actually dived in for like toxicity and lost in Hollywood and chop suey and the big ones but of course I mean classics I think I probably would have listened to a lot more if I hadn't lived in Glendale or Burbank for as long as I have because I hear the thoughts and opinions of Armenians just to this to this to the show you know I'm not saying I'm not saying it's like I don't mean in like a derogatory way it's not like racist i've just like you know i've i've heard what you have

to say en masse like i don't i don't need it with like a melody that's crazy patreon cuts off my nah uh uh sponge bob square pants more like blowjob gay pants what the fuck dude is so stupid that's dumb but i also can't believe i've never heard that before um so chimpanzee bro gay pants So many is gay pants Bargains Imprisening me All that I see

Absolute Savings No parentheses on this one That is Oh is that barkins Imprisoning me Is that what that is? That's one By Metallica

Yeah Absolute savings I like how it's not gay at all That's so stupid That'll be the next wave The premise Is he's having PTSD For such good sales

The sales are too good. We should, that should be a new, honestly, not a bad idea taking song. You know, because that is something that actual commercials do. Like, they will take popular songs and rewrite them to be about like, like, I remember specifically secret agent man. For Walmart, they had like a commercial in like the late 90s. In 1999, maybe 2001 at the latest, where it was like that happy face going around with like a Zor. Moro Mask slashing the prices to the song Secret Agent Man. But it was like...

Why that's... I don't know why this is stuck out to me. Oh, because I thought it... I remember because I got chastised by my parents because I thought it said Secret Asian Man and they were like, that's not what you're saying. I did too. I did too, literally.

Asian. Hold on. That show was stuck in my head for years. Secret. I have... Here it is. 1999. Well, I nailed it.

Asian man. Yeah. My grandmother was so. Secret Asian man and it's just Keanu Reeves. So back in my younger year, back when I had a lot of Asian friends, right? And my grandmother constantly heard me make fun of my Asian. Because we made fun of each other. Obviously, that's what kids do to make fun of each other.

Of course. My grandmother heard make fun of my Asian friends so often. She thought I was probably becoming racist to Asians. So every time I made a joke like that, she would like fucking like call me. I was like, stop. That's not funny. Quit that. And she's like, who taught him

Did his grandma, grandfather come back from Nam and make him not like Asian people? Like what pushed him down this road? And I was like, grandma, it's, I'm just repeating silly things I hear. Like, it's nothing like that. Dude, see this, shut up, grandma. Seeing this fucking commercial again, I put it in the chat, I can't fucking believe how, how effective this thing is at taking me back to that time. It's fucking ridiculous. But, uh, yeah, they changed it to see.

see Mr. Rollback Man, which is which sucks. But like the idea is that he was slashing all the prices and stuff. I see. But he's not Zoro, he's doing the James Bunch. For first I was like, the way you described it, I was like, so they mashed

up two things. Yeah, no, I just remembered it. I think it's just because I remember the sword being I remember being a sword for some reason. Because I do remember him having a rapier in one, for sure. Yeah, yeah. But it's, you know,

Do you guys remember the, there was a like, did you guys ever watch, this might be past Derek's time, but they used to play cartoons on Channel 5, like way back in a day, like back, back in the day,

maybe. I don't know. That's it. I remember watching cartoons that I, dude, I've talked to people about cartoons that nobody remembers, and it,

and it just, it makes me feel crazy. So I've learned to stop talking about cartoons. Um, Asian man. That was my whole life talking about, talking about, and people were telling me it's not real.

And I'm like, well, I'll talk about stuff like, hey, you remember Lloyd in Space? or like, or fucking the Jumanji cartoon and everybody would be like, no

and I'll be like, okay, sorry. And then I'll apologize. Like earnestly, because I don't want to put people in that position. Just walk out the room. My bad. Sorry about that. Anyway, the point of bringing up Secret Asian Man Walmart

in the fucking credits, which are apparently going to take six hours, is, uh, we should, that's not a bad, like to make, to, we pick a company, right?

Like Epstein's Island. It's not a company, but like, let's say for instance that it is. And then find a song that we can like write like a commercial version for. Like that could be kind of, that could be kind of fun. Yeah. Like Epstein's Island. Yeah. Do you know Gologola Island, the theme song to that?

I don't remember it exactly. Let's rape together in. Oh my God. Let's all go to Jeffrey Epstein's Island And then there's that And then we'll have the announcer come in The female announcer talk about like how like Tickets to Epstein's Island are free

For everybody with six kids Anyway That's so fucked up That's so fucked up Leon Sam's Big Meaty Stinks Andy the man whose handies are S-T-R and dandy names son what names

sun gaku not cockarot okay gaku I don't know what I'm seeing so terrible I get it's like

gaku and not cockarok I get it horrible gawk yeah gawk gawk gawk

Derek Derek quick picture chris and Kingston both gazing into your eyes while they simultaneously corn cob your cock? What is corn cob? What is that?

It's like when you fucking You know how people eat corn cobs in a very aggressive manner Sometimes it's like that. I don't know like that. I don't want that. Heath smoker. Heath Smoker Homeless Transwoman giving y'all

the F slur pass. Hell yeah, dude. I mean, it's too late. I already said it. You know, it's too late. Just set it and forget it. Set it and forget it. Only sleeping with only a shirt like Squidward is Peek.

Did you just quit with you just call me? I said Agate. Yeah, yeah. It's all about the space. Yeah. It's the silence that makes it okay. Pete is agate, bro.

Sleeping with only a shirt, sleeping with only a shirt like Squidward is Peak. Jesse Pinkman. Colin sleeps like that, by the way. I hate that. I don't understand how you can. He sleeps like a cartoon character. He seems like fucking Winnie the Pooh, man.

He does that. Can you imagine going to bed with a t-shirt and no underwear? Like, sincerely? Like, that's so fucking animalistic. He fucking, he whittie the poos it. It's crazy. Why? That's disgusting.

It's disgusting. It's disgusting. Is this for easy access? I don't get it. No. There's the, what if I need to fuck immediately? What if I'd have sex immediately?

What am I supposed to do? Oh my God. Have some fucking patience and resolve. He would be. He needs a poos. That shit's fucking hilarious, bro. That is, that's great. I like that. He's the opposite. That shit is fucking crazy to me. You have some pants on and a shirt off, which is normal.

He's like, nah, fuck that. Fuck that. I sleep in jeans and no shirt and boots. I like, I sleep in just my blazer. You know, it's really crazy. It's so, it's, that's fucking wild. That's fucking outrageous. Oh, my God.

But it's really, it's. I've definitely fallen asleep in a blazer once. I've definitely like laid in bed and just passed out after a wedding and just been like I'm too too tired of Yeah that's the first thing that's coming up That's primitive that's primitive shit dude Well the thing is it's like I wake myself up taking all of it off Like straight up like I'm stumbling into my room And if I take the energy to take my belt off take my take all that shit off

It's I'm awake now or more awake than I would be and then it's so it's like you know what I'm just just gonna pass out I'm not going to make a habit of this, but for tonight, it's the exception. Right against, re-education to the sound of a black guy pounding away to the rhythm of the thrusting deep inside May, homeless trans femme whose resolution is to fuck. Alexander and the horse-eating Philadelphians. Oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot about that. We talked about how people really eat horses. Yeah, I just saw that Channel 5 documentary about that.

Oh, yeah, but the, the zombie people. The zombie land. That's Kensington, Kensington, Pennsylvania. It's fucking insane. It's ridiculous. There are people scraping old women's face off. Tranking. Yeah, they're all on trink.

Their flesh is rotting. It's crazy. It's literally a zombie apocalypse in Philadelphia. This is what I'm talking about. Like, man, Philadelphia is what people think. So many places are what people think New York is. And Philadelphia and Boston are those places. Like, it is crazy how standoffish everybody in Boston is, like to an unreasonable degree.

Like, unreasonably, like, mean, like, for no reason. They're really proud of being called massholes. I think that's the problem. Yeah. Somebody gave them that name and they're like, yeah, like, let's embrace that. Yeah, let's embrace it. We had a 9-11 also kind of, even though it was only like a fraction is bad, but we'll talk about it a lot. We'll talk about it so much

That's so fucking rude But I'm with it Oh big deal Big deal Your marathon got bombed Big fucking deal Yeah by a pressure cooker or some shit Yeah by a pressure cooker

By a pressure cooker Yeah Some fucking like what was it Some guys from like Chechnya Or wherever the fuck they were from I don't remember Some fucking How are you gonna get done in by a pressure cooker

That's like somebody Microwaving the Statue of Liberty Into the ocean That's fucking embarrassing Oh, we put a fork in a microwave and put it in the Statue of Liberty and now it's gone. Pathetic. That's wild. Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said $20 billion. 1. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere

north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, five. Wow. Dan Morgan.

For Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. I love how horrible you guys are in a fucking Philly. I think Philly's so fine. Have you lived there?

I've never lived there. No, never that's the problem. Yeah. There you go. Everywhere's fine until you live there. Everywhere's fine until you live there. People's San Francisco is great until you live there. And then your car is always broken into.

It is wild. It is crazy how often. people's cars are broken into in San Francisco. Like, sincerely, it makes sense. There are, you, people leave their doors open. Like, open. Like, a jar. Mm-hmm.

Just to prevent people from busing their windows. It's outrageous. It makes sense. That's such a making sense thing. People are like, I'm like, well, like how many fucking homeless people are there, dude? I mean, that, there's a lot of homeless people kind of everywhere. It's still not. There's a lot of people.

homeless people in LA and I still just still wouldn't expect my car to be broke into. It's worse there. It is actually worse there than his year. Well, yeah, I know. But like it's still kind of It's not homeless people breaking into cars though. I would assume a good portion of them are.

No, it's just people stealing. It's not homeless people. And I say also homeless are fucking thieves, you know. Yeah, we like that. Listen, our audience is all homeless. I am. I'm a thief. I'm Derek. The homeless. homeless thief.

I will steal your cum out your dick, bro. I do you think I got all this equipment. I got this seat, this microphone. I will steal your sperm out your nutsack. Don't fuck with me, bro. How would you do that? How would you do it?

Would you do it with like a caprice on straw? You'd like pop it. I would do it with a knife and a re and a broken straw. A dude with a knife and a broken straw, but I would get it. I was just going to be curious and. beat it out of them. Jesus Christ.

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Fuck it. Carry on with the Britain slander. Shit sucks here. Listening to Sweeney makes me consider racism. Sweeney, thank you for being the voice of reason. Chris should kill himself. Baller of the first sin. Iron deficiency man.

That's crazy. Someone dissent does that. Spum. I mean, somebody said, no mom, no dad, no sister earlier. So, like, I don't, I don't, it's pretty cool That anything would surprise you at this point. It's crazy. That's true.

Spum. Spum befudders. What the fuck? Sweeney is just start, I just started watching one piece. When will my skin turn black? Also come to Sweden. We rediscovered Mjolnir. That would, that's a lot to handle. Like, if that was in the news that, like, Molnir was found, like, there's a hammer.

No one can pick it up. It's not even heavy. No one can pick it up. I'm sure it's just a cake Like the fucking aliens I'm sure it's just a kick like the aliens Like what if it's not What if it's like not though

Like that's like things like that are funny Until it's like real That story went away so fast It's wild Like people just all for We all We all forgot about the Mexican aliens Instantly

You were so silly We knew they were fake We didn't forget about it It's sad It makes me sad It makes me sad Like anything else man Make them look like anything else

Make them look like an offshute of squid or something Like the fucking grays, come on You do make them look like squids With pussies on their fucking body Ew, but also that sounds kind of cool But ew Yeah, because then all of a sudden

Now we're intrigued We're gonna talk about it We're gonna try to break into the facility And fuck them We're gonna try fuck them Yeah That is kind of why Do you remember

I'm gonna fuck you Mr. Tree person? I will say it is kind of wild That the universal consensus To like the agreed upon joke that everybody had About Area 51 was that, yeah, we're going to, yeah, we're going to break in there and rape them. That's crazy.

Like, that was just the, that was just, like, if you really think about that. When you say it, it's so much crazier, dude, when you say that, it's the truth. That is literally, if you, no one sat down and said that, but that is what, that is what the joke was that like, yeah, we're going to go into the facility. Like, imagine, imagine, imagine if you were observing ants. Right? If you were observing ants, like you somehow got like a little drone, like an ant-sized drone to go down

until like an ant colony or whatever. And you went into a boardroom and then you saw a bunch of people being like, we're going to fuck the, we're going to fuck the people against their will when we find them. You'd be a little perturbed, I think. Maybe just a little.

Maybe just a little. Anyway. Jolly old dips shit. I would be like, Could you nut in the Can you Could you nut in the vacuum of space Or would it freeze in your urethra?

It would freeze in your uteretra. What would happen to come in space? I'm sure there's a YouTube video about it. Would it freeze? Because like I keep hearing conflicting information about what space does to people. Like I heard a long time ago The conception that you would boil was wrong.

The conception that you would freeze instantaneously was also wrong. So I don't. I'm not going to pretend like I'm smart enough. You freeze. I feel like the freezing one's the accurate one. There used to be one. Freeze.

People say your head would explode. I know that's not real. But apparently you don't instantly freeze. I think you. Why would you not? I don't know. But like I'm just saying like I've heard like actual like scientists talk about like how there's like really drastic misconceptions about what space.

You are not going to survive at all and you won't live for like even a probably a fraction of a second. But what happens to you or our idea of what happens to you. our idea of what happens to you is very not what we think it is. But then I just couldn't remember what the fuck it was. It's a place that's a place that's below freezing temperature to an extreme degree. And it's no atmosphere. Right, right. So either you're literally, your head blows up.

Your organs fail, may explode. Or you freeze instantly. But it's something like you freeze so much. You freeze to the point. where you're basically boiling or something. I don't know. I don't know. Look, fucking I don't know.

I've never been in space. Yeah. Why don't we just put a... Why don't we just put somebody who... Look, I... Look, okay. I'm gonna say something. I understand that...

I understand that this is unethical. But... But... We are... We are very curious, people. We want to know what things do. Yes. I've always kind of wanted to see somebody fall into a woodchipper, to be completely honest with you. That's crazy. Like just, just for this year, just for the, because I'm so

curious about how quick, like what, like how quickly would. And space is one of those where like, I just want to know what happens to a human, like a real human body in space. Can't we just find like a pedophile or something and just record it? Just so we know. Like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't like this theoretical shit that we're doing. You know, like, where we just have to, like, assume what happens. Because... You know they've done it to chimps already. Right, but we don't see it.

Yeah, but they have the footage of it. You know, they do. They just have released it. Do they? Yeah, of course they do. They have footages of monkeys. Of the experiments. Just like there's footage of experiments that they test on animals on planet Earth.

For sure, when they've blasted dogs, and apes and stuff into orbit, they definitely recorded it to see what happens, but then they would absolutely be crucified if it ever leaked out. So they probably, after they conduct the experiments, they probably kill the people

to make sure that it doesn't leak out. That's crazy. That's crazy. But for sure, like, why wouldn't they record their findings? I don't know. I just think it's interesting to ask the question. Do people really die in space? Like, has anyone tried?

I really thought that for a while. Like, how do we know people die in space? I really believe that for a little while. You know what? It's a good question. They saw them. They saw them die. I'm like, how do they do that?

I do love the people who believe, like, the moon landing is fake. I love those people. Those are my favorite people, I think. Anyway, let's move on. I don't think it's fake, but, like, if it was fake, I'd be like, all right, cool. That's right. I thought it, I don't know. I didn't have a dog in that fight for a long time.

I thought, like, if it's fake, like, whatever, I could believe that. I could believe that we would want to do something like that. But then like, I don't know, there's just too much about the foot, like, there's so much about the footage that would be harder to fake around that time. Like, even just the way that the dust reacts to, like, how they're moving around. Like, it just, it would, it makes no sense. It could, it definitely seems to be real. That's why I stand by? It seems to be real.

The big thing, it's like, oh, why haven't we gone back? It's like, because there's nothing there. It's a fucking moon. Well, it's, yeah, it's 100. percent of money issue. It's like, oh, we're going to spend $6 billion to go to the fucking moon again so we can get more nothing. Yeah, that's just, there's nothing up there. That's what I think India went back and did it.

Because India's like, hey, we finally have some money. And then they're like, we're going to go on the dark side of the mood or some, the dark side of the moon or some shit like that. And I'm like, that's cool, but you know you're just wasting a shitload of money to feed your population, you know. It's crazy. It's crazy thinking countries do that. I just thought of something so. Isn't it wild? Yeah.

It's wild because of, like, like, it's wild. like how poor India is on average. And they're like, nah, let's go to the dark side of the moon. How long, how long do you have to work at a call center before you've saved enough money to go to the moon? That's crazy. Hello, my name is Paul Joseph. And I hope you. You know, you'd be like, just do it, do it.

Shut the fuck. What's your real name? It's not Paul Joseph Smith, you piece of shit. Tell me a real name. Don't disrespect me. That's your fucking real name, nigga. I hate when they do that shit, bro. I mean, it just shows you how racist Americans are.

Because it's like the fact that they have to do that at all or it's like, nigga, I know you're outsourced. I know this. I'm fine with your name being Rishi or whatever. Yeah, it's okay. You know, listen, lower your guard. Some people. Some people.

Who are you? They'll freak out. Who are you? What the hell your name is? Man intimidated now. Your name is haunted. It is me John Williamson. And you're like, no.

Dude, it's okay. It's okay, Nadine. It's okay. I need help. Please tell me your real name. As long as I can understand anyone, I'm good. As long as I can. A bunch of them, right?

Like my girlfriend does she does, obviously does tech work. And she works with a bunch of people from India. Hello, my name. And they all just give their real name. They're like, oh yeah, my name is the Dijish. My name is like. My name is Lily. My name is Lily.

How can I help you? Hello, how much is my name is Lily? I have a degree, but it doesn't matter anymore. For her it does. For us, it wouldn't. No, for her it doesn't. She has the job already. It doesn't matter.

Like, you know. Yeah. She doesn't need that. You're right. Yeah, I have a degree, but it doesn't really matter because I'm already working. It was a waste of time for me to spend all that money on nothing. But, uh... I'm dating a...

I'm dating a piece of shit. Hey, man. Live, love, live, laugh, love, bro. I'm not upset about it. That's her fucking opener. Oia gomez das, Lily? My espososos is a piece of shit.

I love me impersonating. My favorite thing is, impersonating women is so fun because, like, we just, we can't. So, like, we just default to, like, have you heard my impression? This is not going to be fun for anybody listening

because it's, it relates to just somebody that being Kingston, know, but have you ever heard my impression of Alex, Kingston? Which Alex? Our Alex? Our, our friend, our friend Alex.

Our friend Alex. Yeah, what is it? Let's hear it. Let's hear how rude it is. It's like, Hey, it's me Alex. And I did that in front of her dad.

I did that in front of her dad and her dad's like, that's so accurate, man. That's so fucking accurate. That is not how she sounds at all. It's funny that you do that, though, because I essentially, Whenever I'm doing an impression of a woman, it turns out of March Simpson.

I sense that's what I do. Hey, what's going on? Hey, it's me, Jojo. I always do that. She's like, yeah, that's how I sound. Hey, it's me, Lily. My. I can't, we got to move.

This is going to think with, no, we can't let this happen again. That is not how Lily sounds. It is not how Ali sounds. It is exactly how Lily sounds. It is exactly how Lily. It is exactly. I've heard. I heard Lily say all of these things verbatim at least seven times in the last week, and I haven't even seen her this week.

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F-sler on the roof? that's such an insane thing to hear you know what's crazy is that it works better to it works better if you say f slur and not and not the actual slur yeah and actually say the word yeah yeah it should be um how about the n word with an l in there on the roof if i think that's if i was a gay that is such a great that's such a great g g g g g g g g g g g g g there's nothing better than that and inward with the ellen it is such a good sounding word dude it is it is it really is. It's terrible. It's like, damn, I can never really use this word, but it sounds... Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it.

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I'm so funny. Go like Niggler? Yeah. Yeah, Chris. That exactly. Inler on the roof. Hey, get down there, nigga. What's you doing?

Hey, what are you doing up there, buddy? It's dangerous up there. Do you get down there. Get down there. Black. You, but to be wild. I love the idea. I really do love the idea of buying the video game black because you saw it and you're like, yeah.

I was like, oh. Yeah. Well, yeah. Of course I got to get this. It's for me. I am. That is for me. I am.

That is so crazy. I was in GameStop, actually. And the clerk was like, oh, you're here to buy black, right? And I just kind of. I cut off guard. Yeah. He took the money out of my pocket. He grabbed you.

You walked past the GameStop. He was like, wait. Went out there, grabbed his front of it. Yeah. I know. I remember when I walked in, I remember when I walked into a GameStop looking as Puerto Rican as possible. And I was like, hey, I'm here to buy Grand Theftado. And he's like, I actually think you're just here for theft.

Obviously, like, don't be stupid. It's called Grand The Fotto after you commit the crime. Don't be stupid. It's just, you're here for. How many copies of theft do you want, idiot? How many copies of it? You must be here for Theft 3 or something. It would be wild.

It was just called theft. average clit energy what starts with my Hellcat is Push to start and ends with Err Just the Hard R Star Coffee Um

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So Aaron Moriarty I think, right? Is her name? I think. Yeah. The actress who plays Oh my God Starlight in The Boys Got like buckle fat removal

And shit! Yeah. And just all sorts of stuff. and how old is she? How old is she? She's younger than we are, I'm pretty sure. She looks like an alien now. She looks like a fucking alien. It's so fucking sad.

She's 29. She's younger than me. Dude, and she... I can't believe she... She's so pretty. It's like, what the fuck happened? She was so... She was so...

Pretty. She was so pretty. She was such a... She was like the exact thing that I would picture when I would think, like, literally the girl next door. You know, that you would have like a crush on? It's like, this is... What?

What a nice looking person, just genuinely. And then just... That's why she was hired, for sure. Yeah, for sure. And then it's just like now she just looks, straight up looks like a fucking alien. And I don't say that to be like, oh, you know, fuck this person. It's not even like a just, like, I understand it's mean.

But like, I just feel so sad when I see that because I'm just like, dude, people look, you look fine. Like, you look fine. I want, I really do think that there's, and we talked a little bit about, about, about, out on the extra ammo where like I feel like there's this we really put women on a pedestal in this weird way where like it's really fucking with them it's it's really fucking with them in this like oh hey Kylie Jenner and then fucking Kim Kardashian

and all these people like makeup all the time filtered all the time and then they're just like if you look normal it's not okay and it's like dude like you're fine like you are fine like truly her she's an extreme example because what did she that made her feel that she wasn't attractive. It's crazy.

Imagine the amount of thirst trap, well, not thirst trap. The amount of thirsty messages she would get from being on that show. Like what, it, that's, I get regular people getting to, I don't know, man, that shit is, that's probably the biggest example of like an unfortunate, uh, situation, yeah. Yeah, a situation of that where it's like you are so above average as far as like conventional attractiveness. And you still were like, no, I got to fuck myself up. Yeah, I don't know. I just wish more people were just kind of comfortable with like who they, I don't know.

It sounds like a weird message to come from. It's a weird message to come from this podcast which is like so mean and just fucking derelict and just fucking in the gutter. But like it does make me sad to see people just like that. happy with themselves that they're willing to completely fucking butcher themselves in this way. I only care so much you know, but like, I don't know. I don't, I'm not really a fan of Drake,

you know, I don't hate him or anything, but that one line where he says like sweatpants, hair tied, chilling with no makeup on. That's one of the prettiest. I hope that you don't take it wrong. I've always identified with that a lot because that I, in that scenario where the girl is just chilling, no makeup

in normal fucking clothes. Like, that's when I'm like, that's top tier right there. Yeah, chill in no makeup. Her rod's out. Yeah. Her rod is out. Just fucking out there, this fucking pride, nice and plump. I'm like, damn, dude.

I can't wait till my girl straps me up and I can't wait to my girl mounts me, bro. I stopped. So I stopped paying rent so I could be a real fan. Transfem Gremlin. Appreciate you not paying rent. Make sure that money goes to us, though. Yeah, yeah. In fact,

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Come on. Bro. We need homeless. gear. Oh, we do need homeless gear. They can't buy it but like yeah,

I guess. I mean, you know, they can save it for like six months and then get something. So we'll operate at a loss. We'll save it. We'll, we'll,

well, we'll just spend all of our money making homeless merch to sell it for $1. And then we'll go bankrupt and then and then we'll, and then the show will be over because we can't afford to do it.

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I don't know. Clothes, I assume is what that is, but it cuts off. You guys got to be really mindful about how long you make them because it just straight up cuts off. I don't know about you, but my vote goes to the presidential candidate hilarious Rodham Clitoris. Craig the Canadian, this episode of Shark Tank or Star Tank is very normal, I swear. Kind of is.

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It's like, in words, when they're stealing cakes. I don't know. I don't know. I have to think about that. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Amy, really fucking black. Amy black.

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It's really fucking It's some shit, dude You'd probably collab with that one dude That that hard ars song You know, Enron, Enron, Edward, Edward, Enward you, and where you? You know, it's crazy? I make songs like that and I laugh about it and I lay down I'm like

No, you don't. I hate this. What would Donna Summers think of me and I tear up a little bit and I go to sleep? You don't tear out. He's never, I tear up in his life. Like one tear wells up and then I watch a guy

fall off a bill that I'm like, well. I watch his I watched Kingston, I watched Kingston fold his dog into five, in five different directions, put it in an oven, turn it on, and not shed a tear. Because he was that low on food, like he was just that hungry. It's crazy. The idea of someone doing something like that and just going about their day is so horrifying. I know. Imagine having to see it.

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Except he's Norwegian, so I don't know how true to form he can really capture gangster quest. I imagine you found out gangsta quest was made in like fucking Finland or something. If like remedy made gangster quest, I'd be fucking baffled. It would be funny to see their take on gangst, black American gangster culture. I would love that. It would be really, they got great furniture over there. It would just be like. Good, you're finally awake, nigga.

It's just, they would only use the hard R and not understand what the end word. They would mix up the hard R and the SNA ate together all the time. Oh, shit, my favorite meal. Watermelon and sheep's head. Oh, someone stole your cornbread. It's just all like, it's just all fucking sky. lines, but Chedness, you're like, oh, that's probably what an AI would do.

Like, hey, could you make Skyrim mixed with San Andreas, and then it would just take those lines and mash them together. Hey, yo, look, is that dragon, Parthin. Parthinigua. Parthalax? I forget. Parthanax. Parthanax? Yeah.

Yeah. Why does it sound wrong? Because it's been a long time. That's very true. It has been a long. Can we finish this, guys? We got to finish. Yeah, we gotta go.

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He's killing me. I like, please. I like the idea of it being two small hammers, like really tiny, like ball peen hammers. Wage slave 583. A sad guy from Michigan, down bad for a helicopter, Dick a Modicons, so I can see Chris going emoticons going like this to it. The Papini Brothers Emporium, all right. Snark tank feast your eyes on that gay doctor's mix.

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There's literally not a, there's literally no problem with being gay. I want to hear your video essay on it. Yeah. Give me your thesis, please. You know what? If you, well, I can't call you by name

because your name is what you said. But if you, the person who wrote this, make a video essay and send it to us, we will review it on the show. We'll have an extra ammo dedicated to it. How about that? Yeah.

Yeah, that would be funny. Bilbo Faggins be like, I'm going on an adventure, but gay. Of course. That is so silly. Dildo Fagins is classic. Yeah, that's a classic. Like, Bilbo Fagins and Dildo Swagins. Dildo Swagins is another one.

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