The Snark Tank - #203: Beninem

Episode Date: February 2, 2024

Ben Shapiro has bars, apparently...

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All right guys Welcome Welcome to the Star Tank podcast God God damn it What episode is it I think I should start getting into the habit of actually saying the episode number

It's like 2024 Right No It's not 204 Is it really? 4-203 it's not 202

it no so by that so by that denomination what could it be yes is it 203 okay

alright what could it be it's so disrespectful but you're like 204 is it 202 I'm like why would you skip a number

why would you skip a number why would you do that I guess I was 202 I was like really confident that it was. I don't know. Anyway, welcome to the 202nd. How about the next number, sir? Because I thought, because I, you know

what it is? In my brain, I was like, it must be 2002. And then Derek's like, it's not. And I was like, well, it can't be close. Because I was so confident that it was 202 and that it wasn't 203, that it was like, it must be 204. Anyway, welcome to this episode of the Star Tank podcast. God damn it.

Whatever. We appreciate your viewership. All of you homeless listeners out there sending us your money over at patreon.com slash a snark tank sacrificing your lives your uh your your uh your uh your your uh your comfort your first world amenities uh just have early access to this shit show of a show

uh so we appreciate it uh a great deal we gotta I don't see how else we can start the show off other than we got the bench Ben Shapiro wrapped like for real Ben Shapiro Raped a rap With

The guy that said 12 years ago Yeah So 12 years ago Ben Shapiro said Rap is not music And That was not 12 years ago

Yeah Well yes So there was a Well there's a tweet that came out in 2012 And that circulates around And here he goes Full Circle I'm assuming Tom McDonald

gave him at least Six figures. Right. I guess for the audience, we should probably say who Tom McDonald is, at least. Oh, yeah, yeah. If anyone is not aware of this, Tom McDonald is one of those, he's a Canadian that used to rap about, you know, he basically wanted to be little Wayne back in the day, failed miserably because look at him. And then he realized that, oh, if I just rap about everything that I don't stand for, you know, like that is just basically, conservative ideals, they will like it regardless because 50% of his comment section is,

well, I don't normally listen to rap, but this is awesome. And then they, you know, so yeah, that's what that guy is. And now he has been Shapiro on. There you go. It's like he, his songs are all the same, which is like, I think the most offensive thing about it to me, it's not even necessarily that like, dude, if that's your perspective, whatever, uh, you're free to do, to make whatever music you want. But just the fact that it's literally, really the only song that he makes over and over again. It's like, I don't care if I offend you.

I'm epic and trans people are gay and it's just like all right. I don't know how much more gas this vehicle has in the tank really at this point because every song I've ever heard from him has been that. I don't think he writes about anything else.

Because I don't think there is, I don't think he has any of right about. He's so bad. Every clip that I've heard of him has been the same thing. It was the first time, I remember the first time I was aware of him because there was a guy named Joyner Lucas, who's actually a good rapper, but a lot of people find him cringe, you know, like whatever, fair enough. He came out with a song where he was doing this whole, like, you know, the whole liberal versus conservative thing, like they were having like a conversation with each other,

but he was doing it by rapping. It was an interesting concept. And so somebody said, oh, if you like this, you should check out this guy, Tom McDonald, and they sent me this video. I think it was called like White Boy or something. And I was a lot of, was like, this is the gayest fucking thing I've ever heard. This is terrible. And then I heard him do a song called Snowflake with Blair White. I, uh, actually, to be honest, I actually didn't hear the song. I didn't hear the song.

And I just chose not to listen. Well, no, but you did hear the song there. You did. I did hear it. Because it's just, you're right. You're right. Because it's, it's, yeah, it's probably just every other one. I gotta hear this.

I gotta hear this. You're a fucking snowflake, snowflake. It's probably, it's, it's just, Literally being offensive. I'm going to melt you with my heat or some bullshit. I don't even know. Some nonsense. But yeah, so Ben Shapiro went on a track with this fucking gallivet.

I don't know, man. So he tried to be a little Wayne back in the day, but he was like, oh, I'm too big and white. Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs. APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our programs are designed for people who never stop.

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It was basically nobody was a Jack Skellington figure. The unfortunate thing about him is that, especially when it comes to Canada, dude, people are more interested in garbage UK drill than Canadian hip-hop. Like Canadian hip-hop has no chance. No chance. There was that dude, the Snow Patrol guy, they did Informer, and that's it. Do you remember that song? That song's so bad.

The Snow Patrol. The Snow Patrol. You remember that song? Oh my God. That was the guy from Snow Patrol? That was, I don't think his name is Snow Patrol. I think it's close to that or something. Oh, okay.

Maybe it is. Let me see. Let me look it up. That's his song. His name's my name. His name's snow. It's just snow. It's just snow.

It's just snow. So he said, forgive me. Snow Patrol. Forgive me, Snow Patrol. Dude, I had it in my head, I fully believed for a good, like, 20 seconds that the people who, the band who wrote Chasing Cars made Informer, which is, that would have been insane. I mean, Derek spoke with such conviction that it was Snow Patrol. I just, whatever, my brain just did not even. and check it until...

I'm so scared of how controlling someone with confidence speaking is. It's getting worse than worse as I get older. They're starting to work on me. Someone just saying something and really meaning it works on me now. And I'm like, damn. Look, as long as you just Google it and fact check it afterwards, it's not a big deal. Like, I just didn't know enough about Snow Patrol at all to rule that possibility out. Like, I don't know, maybe that guy's into that stuff.

Maybe he goes from like, yeah, like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. and then he turned into some fucking reggae guy. Yeah, I don't know, maybe it's possible. Stranger Things have happened. Fucking Fred Durst directed a movie where John Travolta plays an autistic stalker. And that's a real thing that just happened. That movie's real. That sounds so fake, but yes, I saw Lead Redder.

Wow, what is wrong with my brain? Red Letter, yeah. Red Letter. I said Led Redder. Okay. Lead redder. Yeah. But yeah, okay.

It's called the fanatic. anybody's curious, by the way. The fanatic. That is phenomenal. Like, it's crazy. It's insane. It is not a good movie. Do not say phenomenal. Of course, it's not, it's phenomenal in the way that, you know what I mean, dude. You know, it's phenomenal in a way watching a dog get cooked alive by the son is phenomenal. It's that kind of phenomenal. It's like, wow, this is unbelievable. That is very phenomenal, actually, I saw that.

Now, here's the thing. Here's the thing about the Ben Shapiro rap, right? Yeah. We have to talk about this in a serious way, I think. Because he didn't, no way he wrote that, you know what I mean? Absolutely not. I don't think so. He didn't write that. Because there is, despite how bad it is, there is one thing that is really close to a bar.

And I just, I don't think, I don't think Ben Shapiro could do that. So I think Tom McDonald probably wrote something for him, paid him six million yen or whatever. And then got him in. Yeah, yeah. Canadian. You know the problem with that song is? I don't know about foreign money. So what is the biggest problem with it is that it's no flow.

Ben has no flow on it, like at all. He doesn't sound good at all because there's no flow. He's saying the words. He's not rapping words. There's a rap behind him talking, but there's no flow at all. I listen to it twice. I think the flow is, is, it's like a percentage gauge where there are sometimes where it's like fine, I think.

And then it loses it completely. There is a flow. One of my friends a long time ago, because I've been rapping on the side for a long time, and I was working with some people who took it seriously. And one of the best advice that I ever got for what I was doing is you need to change up your cadence. You are so monotone in the way that like say,

Mace of Bad Boy, if you know who that is, he sounds the same in everything he does. He's just, and then, and it's just like, bro, do something. Ben's fucking voice in this is, let's look at the facts.

And I'm like, dude, I, just real quick, I did a parody of this song, like the same fucking day, right? I did, I did a gay thing.

So I know. I just, but this is just tying into this. I recorded it a few different times because the first ones that I did I was trying to be closer to his tone. I wanted to match it. And then I thought about it.

No, that's boring. People want nasally Ben Shapiro rapping. Like when you heard him do Wop, that was kind of like the thing that people wanted. They wanted like extra large and extra hard, you know, like do a Kagle. Like they wanted that type of cadence. And that's not what he gave us. But we'll go back to that later. But you said he had a bar?

He said he had a bar. He had something that I think was really... I don't think it quite lands, but it's close enough that I'm like, that's weird. That's weird. And that gave it away to me. It was like, no way he wrote any of this.

He didn't participate in this in any real way beyond showing up to do it. But the Lizzo line is... Like, that's a line. Like, you could extrapolate something out of that. That's pretty decent. It doesn't quite work because it doesn't... I get what they're trying to do. But it was close.

It was close. I just know Derek's version of the Lissobar. That's it. I can't remember what the fuck. It was like my pockets, my money, my money's like Lizo. My pockets are fat, I think. Which is like, okay, that's way more than I expected out of Ben Shapiro. It's very low bar.

It's like, it's a really, I'm really trying to be as charitable as possible here. It's still terrible. But that made me laugh. And then he loses it entirely when he goes like all. all my people download this. Let's get a billboard number one. Like it's the... Billboard number one.

It sounds so... Billboard number one. It sounds like an epic rap battle of history, like making fun of him, like at that point where it's like, first of all, who the fuck is download? Like, I...

It's such elderly terminology. His fucking boomer fans. Let everybody download this. His boomer fans are the only ones that... It's like when Tim Poole put out his, that song, and it shot up the iTunes charge.

because who the fuck buys records anymore on iTunes? The last time I did this was when I came back from Greece and one of my favorite bands dropped an album. I just wanted to support it. It was before I started subscribing to Spotify. Once Spotify was a thing for me, it was over. Like no more digital album sales. That's not a thing for me anymore.

Maybe I'll buy a fucking actual vinyl record or something. maybe something like that but other than that that's boomer shit that is boomer central and in the album I bought it's probably a million years ago what do you

I bought I bought I bought butterfly I bought Elmatic the 25th anniversary that's it I think it I think yeah I think it was like 2015 2016 that's my butt album

that's not the last time tracks. Well, so, I mean, the last time I bought an album was like two weeks ago. But, but it's for a, it's for a joke. I bought, it's for a video that I'm working on, but it's, I, I bought Chris Daughtry's CD for, for, for a bit. Which one is his debut? The first one, it's just Daughtry and it's just him. Yeah. Oh, wait, wait, yeah. Let me, let me grab it. I haven't, I haven't opened it yet. Let me grab it. It's not over. Hey, pull that penis closer to your. that penis close to your face, a little closer

to your face, that penis? I'm not homo. I'm a proud. I'm a proud owner of this. Let's go. Look at his cover. It's crazy. I love it.

It's so serious. What about now? What if I am gay? Yeah, that's the last, that's the track number 12 on this. What does all in your face? What if? Welcome. I like naked meat.

What's the one song? It's not over? That's like his, that's the song. Well, there's, yeah, there's, it's not over. There's home. And then, yeah, I'm going home. I'm going home. I have massacred the song home more than once, bro.

Huh? It's a, it's a fun song to massage it. These faces and these racists are getting old. That shit like... I have a feeling that the... Whoever produced his music probably also worked with early nickelback. I just have a feeling that they... It feels like it.

That they shared the same producers because... Oh, probably. Yeah, I would imagine. Very similar in a way that... They were very similar. Which happens a lot of times when I look... I like seeing origins of... Or say when a band breaks up or something happens and I wonder,

well, what happened to all those musicians and a lot of times they take those type of roles and then you see like, oh, that's why everything sounds like this or some shit. Yeah. It's like the producers, the pop producers,

there's a handful of them and they all work on all the music and you're like, oh, you can tell and who worked on what. And anything funky, oh, you know, it's Mark Ronson or something. You know what I mean?

It's like, it's, well, it could be Farrell, but it's like one of those two. You know, it's, Well, you know, Farrell in being a song, he just does his four, his four beat.

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good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting

to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram. Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Every song he's made. Everything he's worked on has the four beat. Like you can't find a for a song without it. And I thought it was a joke until I went back I sent to nerds and every single song on every nerds album

has the four beat intro. It is so sad. Over exaggeration. What happened to him was crazy. Well, he got to happen. He got to happen. He gets assaulted? What happened? No, he like he can't walk anymore. It was like, do, do, do, do

Frale Williams. Crazy, but I'm crazy. but I'm pretty gay He's a paraplegic now Because I crippled Is that the right He broke his He was like really happy

He was like trying to be really happy at a fucking waterpark And then he got on a log flub And it snapped his spine in half That's crazy I would have I know I would have heard that If that actually I feel really bad

He's so fucking shocked if he was paralyzed, and I'd never heard this. I would have heard of. He's, like, probably my favorite producer ever. He's good. He's good. He's good. And, like, maybe Kanye at one point. And it's just like, Jesus Christ, he's paralyzed, and I'm just here, none of, none

no wiser. Yeah, man. I don't know, he's going to produce the next Tyler song, you know, and he can't walk. And he's just fucking blowing that tube. like fucking Superman. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. Like superman.

But still featuring the songs. Yeah. Oh man. Anyway. His real name is important. No, of course not. What do you give? What do you give Ben Shapiro

his debut out of, first of all, a lot of people were saying that his, a lot of, pretty much the whole sentiment was that I think this is AI. I think this is, did Tom McDonald

even actually close? Ben Shapiro license because of how generic it sounded. And to me, the only thing that this proves that it's not is he's actually in the video. Right. It would be really, it would be really pointless of him to show up to record and not, like, he might as well.

Like, he definitely is just doing it because he's like, ah, whatever, it's just something to do. But there's also, I don't know, it seems like it would be more effort. It would be less effort to get Ben Shapiro on. set to record and just record his lines than it would be to just do that and then also figure out AI. Like it's not very true. It's not hard to do, but it's not the easiest thing to do either. It's like it's kind of cumbersome, honestly. Like you got to like, I don't know, it's a whole,

it's a whole thing. So he does sound like a fucking robot. It is really bland and boring. I give him like a, like a D for effort. You know, at least it's there. It's not as bad as I thought it would be, but it also didn't last as long. And then the thing about it, but it does crumble. It does, like, the second, honestly, I think it would have been fine if he just didn't ask people

to download it. Like that bar completely, it was really fucking dumb. It was the dwebiest fucking thing I've ever seen. It was like, before that it was fine. It looked like he was like kind of having fun with it.

Like, it's a Yamika homie no cap. That's funny. It's dumb, but it's amusing. It's really dumb. But then he goes like, oh my people, let's download this. Let's brigade the servers and get me to a billboard number one. And it's like all of weasel the shit to the top.

Yeah, it's all these 70-year-olds. It's like, I don't know you can stream music much, but whatever. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, let's download this monkey tunes. It's crazy. Yeah, dude. It's fucking insane. That's crazy.

But rap isn't music. Yeah. But Ben Shapiro says that about so. I've seen so many clips of Ben Shapiro saying that objective songs just aren't music. Like he got really angry at Green Day recently actually, or like in the last like month because I think they performed at New Year's Rock and Eve or something and they they were playing American Idiot and there's a lyric in there that's like I'm not a part of the redneck agenda

and he changed it to the MAGA agenda, which has been at like concerts for like years now already. So it's just like he just found out about it, I guess. And he did the whole thing where it's like, yeah. And so Ben Shapiro was like, well Green Day performed American Idiot. something that, you know, isn't even really music when you think about it and, um, or something like that. He just said like American idiot is a music. It's like it's a song. It's a fact people didn't know American idiot. It was a song. I fact people didn't know what that meant. Like it's, it's such a

wild, like, it's such a insane degree of like brain rot or like just dissidents. But like, American idiot. I wonder what that song's about. It's confusing to me. The handful of people that were you know, say keep politics out of this shit. And I'm like, yeah. The, The thing that really confuses me. Since the beginning of music, it's a part of politics are literally a part of music. It's the thing that really... Keep art out of politics. The politics out of art.

It's like, what do you mean? Well, the thing that confuses me about it... The thing that confuses me about it, especially in regards to punk, is just like, you just don't know what the fuck you're talking about. But even beyond that, like, what confused me most about it is redneck agenda is arguably like more offensive than MAGA agenda. I mean. Like, our redneck is just a part, like, there's no, there's not a necessary, like, if you're a redneck, there's a pretty high chance you're going to be like a Republican, you know, like a conservative, but it's not every single one of them.

Like, a redneck is like a, just a poor living situation or like where you're at. Loser. You know what I mean? So, like, MAGA is like more narrow and more specific and less broad. There's like less splash damage to it. It's like more focused and less. Less splash damage. It's like less, I don't know, like, I don't know.

It just confuses me that that would offend people more than redneck. Well, it just shows you again and again who the real snowflakes are, like the true ones. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because when you think about the progressive ideologues that were doing all their thing back in the day, me and Jojo were just talking about Big Red. Do you remember Big Red? Do you remember that loud, fucking irate feminist? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were just talking about, like, we were reminiscing on the good old days when shit was just making fun of people that were acting dumb.

And those people took it in stride, essentially. They didn't do anything like. So when you hear MAGA agenda and you're crying, like, dude, okay, at the UFC event, at the UFC event, Trump showed up again, one of the last ones. Fucking Bill Byr and his wife, Nia was there. Neo was there. Nia flips Trump off. all of those fucking chuds are screaming and crying and I'm like, you guys have fuck Joe Biden chants

What the thing? Stop being such pussies It is really annoying What is wrong with you? Like the fact that Green Day would even They should literally hear that and be like Yeah, whatever, I don't care. I don't listen to that.

Exactly. That's the end of it. That's the end of it. Like, I don't listen to Green Day. I don't care. But I guess clearly some of them do and they're, I don't know. Maybe.

And they just somehow didn't notice. They didn't notice it. I thought this bisexual trio of eyeliner wearing fucking punks were on my side. Like, what are you talking about? Are you insane? I feel that so many times. I feel that so many times where I'm thinking like, dude, this isn't for, it was like, again, another thing. Keep politics out of Star Trek.

And I'm like, what I don't, what are you? You're lying. You're lying. I'm not lying. I'm not lying. You're lying. There's people saying Star Trek has gone woke and I'm like, it's inception is quote unquote woke if you want to use that fucking term.

Oh, yeah, or the inception of it's. The Gene Roderberry version of Star Trek is fucking woke. Dude, every, every version of Star Trek is political. That is all it is. Yeah, it's also a utopian, like, or pretty close to utopian society, right? Like the whole point is that it's like a really optimistic. It's really not. They try.

Well, no, the original vision of it is pretty much like that, isn't it? That's like the whole point. Well, no, the idea of the idea of saying humanity, humanity has figured it out enough to where it's just humans, right? But then there's everybody else. And so what happens a lot in sci-fi, right? It becomes the human alliance. And then there's other. And they become the, just like there's a lot of great episodes of Star Trek where they tackle this type of stuff.

There's the one of the great ones. half black half white people but just they're warring because they're fucking shits on different sides there's like people that it's so fucking stupid but it's like that show that show is all that is funny it's it's like people saying they don't like politics and comics it's like have you read the X-Men

that is all they are the issue with that the issue with that the issue with that is like I think I understand what people are trying to say but the issue is that they've been

so in their own heads for so long that they see everything as what they're as what they're afraid of like because there are things where it's like I'll be watching TV sometimes I'll be like that is fucking so lame you know I move on mega quick

but it'll be like very like there's obvious pandering and there's obvious like very bland writing and very like there is obvious signaling in like certain TV and like certain movies, it's like, whatever. That's like really bland and boring. But then the issue comes with like, when you translate that to like, oh, this punk band is getting too political. It's like, what the fuck are you talking about? But I'm gonna be really. You're out of your, you're out of your mind

at this point. I feel like, here's the thing though. I know what you're saying because there's definitely some pandering, like say, uh, what was it? Captain Marvel, I think had a, um, a fight scene where I think no doubt was playing. I think it was like, I'm just a girl or something. I might be getting shit confused. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, there's moments like that where it's like, I see what you're doing and it just feels a little cringe. It doesn't really bother me in a sense.

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion.

$20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your

cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Great decision because he's the absolute shit, right? But see, now you make a say Disney pluses Star Wars stuff I think Lizzo's in it and then all of a sudden

or that you know like they're like putting diverse people in there they're doing they're doing but now it's a fucking issue where it's like guys they've done this for a long time but you're acting like it's never been done before

it's weird it's like if it's like if it's like if they greenlit fresh prince of belair today people would be calling it like a woke show but like back in the back in the 90s everybody just everybody everybody fucking loved it. Like I don't know a single person who didn't like Fresh Prince of Bel Air like sincerely. I think it's very weird. I think it's very weird the idea of people having such a problem with like, I don't know.

Like I think where things fit things fit where things don't fit things don't fit. That's really what it comes down to. Yeah. Like making Joel's daughter a racially ambiguous girl opposed to being a little white girl before. It's like, I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to make me care more than I did when I played the game. I still kind of care about it. It's like, not if he's a little black girl, like, oh, man.

Here's my thing. You also spend more time with her. No, they don't explain it. See, I think the idea is just that their mom is black, you know, whatever. It's not that big of a deal. Implied, yeah. Right, yeah. It's not that big of a deal, but she wasn't, you know, you know she wasn't that.

She's a little white girl. Dude, I felt the same way with the, with the Halo show when they had, they casted Captain Keys as that black guy. And I'm like, I mean, okay. It's a little jarring because You know, you want an angry white man Well, I just, I think for me, for me, I just look at it It was like, this is kind of bizarre because there's nothing necessarily about Captain Keyes.

His character was used the direction, but I guess. It's fine. Like, I didn't care enough that. The rest of that show is terrible enough that I didn't. That's like, that's like the last, that is the best problem. What if they made Chief Black? I would have preferred that sincerely. like actually really you would have preferred

I think you would have preferred that only I think it would have been you and like maybe eight of the people would prefer that. But the thing to me it's like I don't care of there's a lot of straight white males that'd be very angry at that that's true. Well the thing to me is like I don't care who chief is. Yeah no I agree with them.

It shouldn't it shouldn't matter who chief is. It really shouldn't. Did you hear what the act? Oh, for the Halo show? What did he say? Yeah. You probably caught this since you're like in tune with that. Maybe.

He he did the, he said the same shit that he's such a whole. Hollywood dweeb. We're like, oh, we have to. You have to see my face. You have to see my face so you can be able to connect with the, the audience can be able to connect with the, I'm like, dude, we know that is bullshit at this point. That is such an old fossil fucking take of like, this is what you have to do.

And I guess something recent that just proved that wrong is the fucking Mandalorian. The Mandalorian is a great example of that. Well, the Mandalorian was successful before Halo even came out. So, like, it's bizarre. It's like, why would you say that, dude? Yeah. He just, this nigga just wants, I don't know, go ahead. I do kind of feel bad for him, though, because, like, on some level, it's like, it's, look, he's a, he's an actor, you know what I mean?

He's not, like, the showrunner. He's not making decisions. So he's just kind of being asked all these questions. Like, how do you feel about feedback about the helmet? And he's got to be like, well, look, I got to, I got to make a case for the showrunner's decisions because, like, what the fuck? I'm not going to, like, sit here and be like, like, like, you're not going to, like, sit here and be like, like, like, Yeah, it's dumb. He already did that once.

And he can't do it again. He already did it with the sex scene where he was like, I literally fought against that, but they wanted it. So crazy. Who is? How does this happen? I don't know. I don't know.

I thought the culture shifted when Deadpool came out in 2014. I'm pretty sure it was 2014. When that rated art, Deadpool movie came out, I felt like the producers understood. this movie made a shitload of money and they were just very true to Deadpool. Rob Laifield, I think was

Laifold was actually involved, I think. And as far as like consultation and I felt like, okay, we can do this now. We can we can put, it's just like a Deadpool 3 you see fucking Wolverine with the yellow fucking suit on and shit. Like, they're... I hate Deadpool. I really don't like that character.

That's not even the fucking point. Oh, okay, I got you. It's a good movie. I was like, oh, that is good. can't hate this. This is a fun, hold on. I want to examine that, though.

Why do you hate that? He's a joke character. That's why. It's not really my thing. Well, I mean, yeah, that's, so you just like, yeah,

you're not like a comic relief guy. Like, I like, I like Spider-Man because Spider-Man's jokes are stupid. And they're not like, and they're happening while he's getting the shit tossed.

Well, he's getting tossed across Manhattan. Spider-Man's a real character. That's like, that's like, Deadpool's never, Deadpool's not like, he's never even been meant to be taken seriously.

and that's what's so fun. Have you read X-Force? Well, he has very real moments in him, but he... That's true. Like, he's a Chimmy Changa nigger. He's a guy that has the fucking Deadpool force. There's a dog. There's dog-pool.

Like, it's not supposed to be taken seriously at all. So I get it, though, if you're like, somebody's like, this is gay. Like, I want to read shit that's more concrete. I get, I get it. Yeah, yeah. He's cool with cable, though. Him and cable together are fucking rock. Deadpool and cable's fucking awesome.

That's fucking awesome. I got that fucking graphic novel. Cable's so serious for no reason. And then he was like, bro, chill. Also, why do you have so many things on your back? He just has everything on his back, dude. It's like seven foot two. It's like, what are you, dude?

But the thing about that whole thing, it's like, I remember seeing the show and he's seeing the cast. And it's like, okay, so Captain Keyes is a black guy. And I remember thinking like, all right, I mean, fine. It's a little weird. I remember thinking, like, that's a little weird. But, like, I guess if he's a good actor, like, whatever. And he's fine. Like, I don't have a problem with that.

that guy in the role of Captain Keyes at all. But it does, I don't know, sometimes I feel like... Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion,

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 million is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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Like, are they going to, like, if Sergeant Johnson was then in the show, and then they made him like Asian because they already had a black guy, I'd feel kind of annoyed. You know what I mean? Like, that would really bother me. A little bit. That would really fucking bother me. If Sergeant Johnson was not a black character in that show,

that might actually set me off to a degree that I was in. He was definitely black. Do you think they would keep his name? Right. like, uh, sergeant like, you, or so I don't know, like, they just totally fucking change his name. I think the thing for me, I think the thing for me is like, listen, if you're going to do this, like, I just do a little bit more than just like taking a redheaded character and making the black.

You know what I mean? Like, take, you know what I mean? Like, just do. Yeah. Why not, why not a Hispanic? Why not a Korean? Why not these other things? You can't.

Why is it always just a black guy? It's always just a black guy. And it's kind of weird. You can't do Hispanics. They're too ambiguous. They're too ambiguous. I guess, but that's not fair. It's not fucking fair at all.

You're gonna have to make him a Southwesterner and everybody's going to dislike them. We're all going to dislike them more. You may go out of Southwestern. You're like, oh, this Guatemalan ass motherfucker. I don't, you can't be my leader.

You wouldn't be awake right now. It's the yester time. Yeah, I don't know. So stupid. But like I get, I, what I'm saying is like,

what I'm saying is I get it. Like I get like the, I get noticing certain things and then being like, all right, whatever, that's weird. Or like, it's kind of,

I see why they're doing that, but like, whatever. So if it's, if the quality is good, like, who cares, really at the end of the day?

But then there are people who just take it way too fucking far and they just kind of see a boogey man everywhere. It really is that, the Niasarquezian quote. It's like everything is blank. Everything is blank. And you have to point it all out.

You can't just, um, yeah, everything's woke. Um, yeah, I, I just don't know how you can live in that.

I don't know how you can live that way, really. Like, it sounds really stressful. very exhausting. They should make John Stuart black in the next DC but make him white. Make him like very white in the next DC thing.

That would be crazy. That would be like a mad at me again. Like make a white tachalla. They should just make John Stewart John Stewart from the daily show. Yeah. That would be a,

I don't know how I'd feel about that. That'd be funny. It'd be really funny at first. So you have a problem with a Jewish green lantern? Is that what you're saying? 100%. 100%. Isn't one of them Jewish, though?

I feel like one of them is. He would take Larfich's ring. I'm kidding. I'm going to stop. Mordecai Stewart. Mordecai Stewart is, yeah. You know, it's crazy? My fucking black Hispanic guy's nephew's name Mordecai.

That's an interesting, that is such an interesting day, Mordecai. Because to me, it's cool. It's because Mordecai saved Esther and Esther was my mother's name in the Bible. So that's why his name is Mordecai. Yeah, to me, Mordecai is like. My mother's name is Esther And my daughters My sisters

And his his mother's What's their last names And social security numbers While you're at it by the way Yeah I mean like The last name is not a big deal They're mine

All right Don't go up my nephew You see the thug You'll get you'll get you'll be leaking Don't do that He's not like me He's not a nerd He's a thug

You'll be leaking He's just not sweet Don't do that guy seriously One thing I wanted to get to Is this Uh I don't know if you guys saw any of the Suicide Squad stuff, but it's pretty wild.

Because I really think Rock's that he's just fucked. So basically, Suicide Squad is out right now for early access people. Like people who paid $100 plus for the early access version, which has happened before. They did it with Starfield where they gave you like six days early access or something, but I think this is just like a day or two. I don't know. It's like some early access period.

And if you pay $100, you can play Suicide Squad, kill the Justice League right now. And the servers are all fucked. So they took it down. They took down their early access that they charged $100 for down because apparently, like, when people started up the game, it unlocked everything. So there's a bug that basically like the achievement would pop up that says you beat the game, basically. And it just unlocked everything. Yeah, you 100% of the game.

And so within three seconds, everybody. like 100% of the game in the early access period. And so they're shutting the servers down to do some maintenance on this $100 early access version. So they got to turn this around in like basically five seconds for to avoid, I don't know, probably severe legal repercussions or just to give all that money back. It's so sad. It sucks, man. It sucks.

I mean, I hate what the game. I know the game's not a fucking online service. I know it's not a fucking looter shooter in that way, but it just looks like it. I just don't... When I look at that game, I'm like, I don't want to play it. It just... When I played the Arkham games, just the fucking tone.

Now, I understand why it doesn't look like... It's not fucking Gotham. I get that. But just, this game just looks like... I don't know. It looks like you're gonna... There's micro-transaction. and somewhere hidden.

They're around the corner. I just have that vibe and I'm like, I don't want to fucking play that shit, dude. It just doesn't affect. The fact that it was the Arkhamverse made me happy. Oh, that's kind of sick.

Yeah. You know, like it's connected to the bigger universe of Arkham? Oh, that made you happy? Of course. Oh, my God. That made me so upset.

That was insanely awesome, dude. The Arkhamverse, you said? Yeah, it's a dope universe. Dude, I got a better version of Batman than we've gotten a long time. The second I saw that it was connected to the Arkhamverse, I was like,

this is going to be a fucking mess. this is going to be so bad for no reason because there's no reason to connect them there's no reason to do that do your standalone fucking thing because all you're going to do is ruin Batman and they did the thing the thing is this right I really think that this is my personal opinion is the most of my mind because I'm a comic reader and I know it's probably not the smartest opinion yeah but I think when characters don't exist in the greater comic universe it's a bit of a detriment to them for me for me for me it's a bit of a detriment to them.

Maybe. Because some of the character were the Arkham were the Arkham games bad because Superman wasn't in them? No, but the fact they mentioned him in it is fucking insane. Mentioning is fine.

They talk about a fucking alien and Metropolis flying around shutting down fucking militias and shit. Like that's cool. Because that's a greater universe. I like the idea of overarching universe. I appreciate that idea. I appreciate while I'm over here doing this

Other things are moving throughout the world Because the world feels limited In that sense That's my perspective of it The thing to me is just like If you're going to take nine years to make a new game You might as well just make You might as well just do a different

Like if you're trying to make a looter shooter Fucking live service character action Traversal game You can't connect this to The Arkham games at all Because what are these people fucking doing moving around like this. Harley Quinn is floating around and web swinging off of like a drone that like follows her. Like this, why isn't everybody doing this? If this technology is so fucking

wildly like available and reverse engineerable. That's the thing though. I don't, I just, it doesn't fit to me. Batman has a fucking, Batman has a mobile tank that can buy itself, blow up city blocks. Yeah, and that's stupid. That's a dumber part of one of the games. Right. It's a dumber game. Exactly.

It's not a dumber games. But also in Gotham City. Is city or is it, which one is the one where he has to be up all weekend? And he fights like Slade. He fights, he goes through like half his Rhodes Gallery in a matter of like two nights. Without the Arkansas. I don't know. His origin?

Maybe origins. Maybe origins. I never played origins. Arkham City takes place in one night. Origins might be the one that he went through like half his rose gallery in one night. And that was insane. I think that was the third game. Game three is Origins, right?

Well, technically, that's the, it's the pre-release. Release schedule-wise. Yeah. You're right. Yeah, yeah. That game is bananas. He fights Slade in that one? I thought he fights Slade in that one in the middle on a fucking on crates.

I'm like, I don't know. Docking crates. I don't fucking remember. It's been too long. Wade can dodge bullets, bro. That is absurd. I don't know, man. The style of the tone of this one,

what's his name again? Fucks with it a little bit because of the fact that it looks so silly. What was it? Cochstroke, yeah. Cockstroke, yeah. Dickstroke. Dead cock. I forget.

Death cock. Dead cock. Slade Wilson, dead clock. Yeah, I don't know. I think, I don't know. I just feel like sometimes connected universes are cool, but I think oftentimes they're pretty fucking lame and they kind of limit it.

Because it looks dumb. It looks dumb. It looks like Arkham. I wasn't. It looks. Brough. They miss. This ship has sailed,

man. Nobody gives a fuck about the suicide squad anymore. It was. First of the foremost, I know people that worked on this game. When they got it a year ago, they were like it was in a disaster state a year ago. They said it was a disaster a year ago.

Yeah. They were like, it's bad. It's really really bad. apparently worry about it I have no desire and it was like bad they were like oh it's horrible like don't

give up you know what's sad? Yep for you know what's sad I would rather buy so if this game was $5 I would rather buy what's this game that I just put in my cart um blood of Patriots

it's $5 so I was I was thinking about the last episode we were talking about Trump being in Mortal Kombat or what have you. So then of course I put in Trump like fighting game and then Blood of Patriots popped up.

Oh my God. And I'm like, oh my God, I'm going to buy this soon. But right now I'm still playing Street Fighter 6. But I'm going to buy this and I'm more interested in playing this piece of shit indie fighting game than just the Justice League or whatever they kill the Justice League. It just, I feel like I would have been excited about this in 2010.

I feel like if this game came out a little bit after Arkham Asylum, I think it would have been, oh, fuck yeah. Like, dude, because the Suicide Squad was blown up around that too. They just had their new run of comics and stuff. I think it would have been great timing. And it's like, bruh, I'm good. The animated fucking movies came out already. the live action movies are out and I'm like damn now you worked and put all this resources into it and you're finally

get it out it's like too late bro nine years man nine years they spent it's like that fucking pirate game with Ubisoft oh yeah yeah um it's the same thing oh my god blood and skull and skull and bones i was like dude skull and bones dude you know that you know that game is you know the reason why that game is has not been canceled is it's because it's it's being developed in tandem or with support from the Singaporean government. So there's like a bureaucratic, there's like a bureaucratic necessity for the game to exist.

Like they can't just cancel it. It's so insane. I'm like, but I feel so bad for the bad. I feel bad. I feel bad. Yeah, it's, it sucks, man, nine years and it's just kind of a fucking mess. They just really dropped the ball. I don't know, I was looking at gameplay of it.

I'm like, maybe there's, maybe it's good. you know, because I remember seeing gameplay of the Guardians of the Galaxy game and thinking that that looked like shit. And I remember beating that and being like, this is kind of one of the better games I've played in a while, actually. Like from a single player, like story perspective,

as somebody who doesn't care about Marvel really at all, I was like, this is fucking good, actually. Once you get past the... Once you get past the point where, you know, it doesn't bother you anymore that they don't look like the movie people, which takes a while, admittedly, because it does kind of feel like

their knockoffs for a... There's actually a lot there that's pretty fucking solid. But, yeah, I don't know. I don't see it here. Nine years. Dang. I can't believe they fucked up

the really access like this. I just... Yeah, that sucks, man. I'm like, dude, they couldn't shoot themselves on the foot any fucking more than that. I'm like, damn. Like, I want...

I want them to do well, but I guess I'm like, I'm sorry. I have... My back catalog is so massive. There's no way in hell I'm going to play this. It just, it can't be done.

Fucking tech and eight just came out. I'm like, fuck. I want things to kind of slow down. I'm like, slow down. And then fucking a couple months, uh,

Dragon's Dogma 2's can come out. And that's going to be way too many hours. And, uh, Dragon's dogma's going to be fun. They're going to be any time for fucking justice. The suicide squad rapes the Justice League? Like,

come on. Final Fantasy come out this month or next one? Oh, God. like it does it's it's it's uh february i think is it early um late probably i have no fucking idea i'm excited for that that's what i'm so guys people are jism for that yeah before we before we move on i just want to share this thing that i saw on twitter just now why should i please share it with me if you if you if you could put this in the episode i would

i would really appreciate it because i don't i don't know what i'm seeing right now ghost raid listener of the show of the program follower of all of us just posted this Instagram ad for a mobile game and I I I am really I'm really taken aback by this

This is a fucking card game dude Why does Snoop Dog looks so fucking crazy? Because it's AI. It's all fucking AI, probably. I mean, I would imagine. This like made me fucking, this like fucked my allergies up, man. I don't know what's going on. This put the fear of God in me, actually. Like, the way his, the way his, first of all, the way he sounds like an Indian guy just trying to do an American accent. Let's see you try. You almost sound.

I don't know what to make of this. That really blew. That really destroyed my day, I think. You can beat me at Spitz. Let's see you try. Let's see you try. Let's see you try. Why does you have a heavenly glow?

The fucking... He just has that heavenly go, man. By the way, sweetie, did you ever post... Have you been posting the Discord link? I... Oh, I think I missed it this month. I'll post it today. Oh, man.

You miss it this month? This month's over, dude. Dude, they'll get it. You'll get it early, dude. You're such a fucking... What an asshole. That's awesome. That's awesome.

Let's, uh... I don't know. You guys want to... You guys have anything else you wanted to touch on before we moved into questions? Um, I did want to circle back real quick. Just real fast. I think Ben Shapiro's is not a good name for a rap. I just want to know, like...

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with?

Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. What should he go by, right? Ben Shinnegro? It's not bad. That's not bad at all. I don't know. I don't know. That's not bad. So basically what I'm trying to do right now is I'm trying to figure out what's the title of the episode going to be.

Well, I don't know. Sometimes we get the title of the episode from the fucking credits. That is actually a good point. Who knows? There's probably somebody's had to acknowledge Ben Shapiro rapping. Oh, by the way, by the time this episode's out, if all goes well, there will be a full version of the entire song because I don't give a fuck about Tom McDonald. So I'm like, I'm not going to do his part. But I started thinking about some stuff started buzzing around on my head when I remembered his opening line about like, there's only two genders, boys and girls.

And I started thinking like, no, it should be something about like he's so gay that he doesn't acknowledge pussy by saying there's only two genitals, cock and balls. And then I was thinking, okay, I got something there. Now I just need to really, I need to go back and listen to it. That is something. Yeah, so there probably will be a full version out. It's going to be called Gay Faxe Come McDonald featuring Gay-Shapiro. That is the full, that is the full type. The gay as Shapiro possible.

Yeah, he's the gay Shapiro and Come McDonald. There's something about Come McDonald's that I just kind of like. It just works. Yeah. And I really hope to God that he, he, I know Ben won't see it, but I feel like, come, I feel like Tom McDonald will, he'll probably, I'll make sure, I'll make sure to do, just like Ben does a call to action. I'll make sure to do a call to action. Make sure you tag.

Tag Tom McDonald. Let's tag Tom McDonald in this and let's all make him come. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. We'll figure it out. Ben Chenegro, right? You said that Ben Chenegro. Ben Chenegro.

I like that. Beninem. Beninem. Beninem. Benin. Ben and M's not bad. Beninem's pretty good. If you can Photoshop him into like,

into one of the, like, like, probably like what, like an encore, onto the cover of encore where he's like, he's like,

he's like, I'll look into it for sure. Yeah, we'll figure it out. Anyway, let's move on to some audience inquiries. Before, we do that.

Can I go on a mention? I do want to mention. We had an extra ammo that everybody hated, and I knew everybody was going to hate it. I knew everybody was going to hate it. We had a titty ranking that was supposed to be a titty ranking because I relented and decided, yeah, all right, let's do a titty ranking. I didn't want to do it. And then they ran with it, and then it just got completely derailed. but we acknowledge

that it was a terrible episode but you know I remember there was like some disagreements I don't even remember it was just bad I don't remember what it was

I just remember that it just wasn't a good episode I remember being like I remember feeling like we should probably just delete that one and there's only we did it already whatever so yeah yeah

so we gotta give them their money's worth though yeah we'll give them we'll give them a real good one this next one don't worry I got that.

I got ideas. Okay, all right. I got ideas. I got ideas. So we'll give you a really good one in exchange for that piece of shit. But that's it. Look, man, this is the experimentation pipeline. This is what the nature of extra ammo is.

Sometimes they're going to hit some, sometimes they're going to hit stupid hard. And sometimes they're going to be like, what the fuck was that? What did I just listen to? Did I just listen to a fucking, did I just listen to a drug trip? That's going to eight people on acid screaming over each other? I think so So Just wanted to address it

All right Also that's Also Sweeney's incapable of Just sending a simple Discord link out Apparently That's pretty cool So you know

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They haven't got delivered yet They haven't got delivered yet What did you order them on Fucking Sien Macy's On what Macy's Macy's

Macy's why not just fucking Amazon Is Amazon broken? I don't want to get nice ones Why don't you just go to Macy's then? That would have been smarter probably No they had to get them in stocking place They had to get them in stock to bring them to Macy's

To bring them to my house Oh man this nigga right here I don't believe this I know what also you can't do You can't keep your face close to the mic man Do you see do you see us Do you see us You guys like sucking it man

I'm just I'm not going to back In fairness, Derek, we have years of experience podcasting. We've only been doing this show for what? Several years. Shut up. My eyes are cooking. They're bleeding. I love this so much.

You know, when I showed up to your house yesterday, I actually considered, like, walking to, like, walking to, like, a department store and getting curtains and Ubering them over to you. Because I was so annoyed. He's cooked. He's roasting, dude. Success starts with your drive. An American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh,

or pursuing a lifelong passion, our programs are designed for people who never stop. You bring the fire, APU will fuel the journey. Learn more at APU. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's

largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. He's roasting, he did that. He's like a stuff pig. He's in the episode. There's episode about to drop right now. As we're recording, it just needed to, you know,

process and all that shit. You know, it was taking long. The very opening, I exaggerate his sun powers. I just blasted the fucking exposure. Just only in the beginning. That's awesome.

Yeah. That would have been a good thing to commit to. that. That is my bit now. I'm just laced in sun now. Yeah, you are, you are fucking, you are toasty,

brother. You were a toasty. All right. Let's get to some questions from our lovely audience over it. Oh, did I go too quick? Yeah.

No, you're good. We didn't talk about Sidney Sweeney. I wrote her down because like she's just been a topic of conversation for the last week.

I didn't really have anything to say. I just, I don't know. I just thought, you know, I have tried to say, because of that. Okay.

I finally understand. and haters, you know? Oh. You know how there's like haters, there's people that are just, they just hate, you know, you know why they're jealous or this,

whatever X amount of reason they're not feeling good about, whatever. When I saw that fucking picture of that, that circulating around of Sydney, Sweeney on hot ones, it's such the, it's like the most photogenic thing

I've ever seen because it's not even like a pose for the camera. It is a natural thing. Yeah. It is a screenshot. and I'm like, fuck this bitch. Like,

I'm like, that's, it's so, she looks so good in that, that like, it just pisses me off. It's, it really is,

it really is genuinely upsetting. I think she's attractive, but I definitely don't think she's like that. Like, I saw the picture. This nigga's crazy. She looks pretty, but like,

I don't think that picture is like the most angelic message. He's the real hater. He's the, that's the real hater. No, I think she's an attractive girl. Yeah, that's worse than just saying.

that's worse than saying this dumb bitch I hate her. Yeah, like, I'm mad because of how good that shit is. I think she's looked more attractive in several other moments. This is like, it's just, you see,

this is, this is why, this is why there are certain, no, hold on, this is why there are people with different talents and different eyes for different things. Because like,

that is objectively like a really good, like, I don't even necessarily, I don't mean like, I think she looks great in it. I'm not, no, you don't understand.

You don't understand. I mean like from a, a photographer perspective, like, that is a really amazing photograph. Like, sincerely, like, that's like a great, that's a great image. Like, that's a, that's like one of those, like, you ever see those pictures? Because there are pictures of like Albert Einstein fucking just existing, you know what I mean? And then there's like portrait photography of Albert Einstein where it's just like they capture it. You know what I mean? It's like, oh shit, this guy's like, it's like they, and I feel like whoever fucking grabbed that screen, I mean, I don't know if it's like a

photo or if it was from a screenshot or what, but like that's a fucking crazy. It looks like a screenshot, but then you look at it and it's like, this is a fucking really well, I don't know, there's something about it. It's like, this is a really great photograph. I don't even,

I don't even necessarily mean like she looks at like an angel or like she looks like fucking unbelievable in it. I think she does too. But I think separate from that, I'm just like, wow, that's like a, that's like one of the best photos of a person recently that I've seen that wasn't like

a photo shoot or something like that. You know what it reminded me of? It reminded me of like, it reminded me of the photo of me and Jalen at Creator Clash. You know what I mean? Where it's like... That was a good picture. That's probably the best photo of me that I've ever fucking seen.

And I don't mean necessarily like you can really kind of barely see my face in it. You know? But that's an amazing image. And that's kind of what I mean by that. It's like obviously a very different context. But I don't know. She looks great. I think she's very attractive.

But I think that like I think a lot of people, I don't know. Because my standard of beauty for people It varies Granted, there's not a lot of women That I think are like super famous And super like unbelievably attractive That's just my thing I think it's less about the

You're, you're, I don't know if it's I think it's less about whether or not you find it attractive And more about I just don't know if Like would you consider yourself To have like an eye for imagery Like like a Oh absolutely

I can barely see I'm colorblind Do you remember I was saying he's a bad authority on this in many ways. Like, I would never, I'm not, did you notice how I didn't even attempt to indulge that idea? I was just like, no, dude, there's an image that there's an image, right? The colorblind test. It hurt me, it made me feel so bad. I was looking at it, right?

And I was like, what does it say? And I totally, it says like 54. Come to find out it says, fuck colorblind people. And I was looking at that shit for like three minutes trying to see what number I saw. That's funny. And she told me that. And I felt so bad. Like so genuinely bad I went to bed.

I was like, I was going to go to sleep now because everybody's making fun of me. Yeah. I just think it's one of those things where it's like, I don't know. I don't, I can't recall a photograph of a recent celebrity that I've seen that made me think, oh, that's like a fan. Like I haven't had the realization that like, Oh, that's a famous person in a while. Like, I don't know that probably sounds weird, but like, we don't. Is that what you're getting?

Okay, I guess. Because we don't get imagery like that really, like, natural photography of like famous people that, like, looks like that. Like, it's, I don't know. There's something about it that's like, that struck me. It's like, I haven't seen this in a very long time. Yeah. You know what I mean?

I hate that. Sidney Swee's, it's the first thing that comes up. Of my fucking thing when I press. Yeah, just put in the hot ones. It's just a fantastic. And what it looks like to me, it looks like the cameras that they work with. They probably have like the 12K,

I don't know what type of cameras I shoot with, but obviously they have some really fucking powerful cameras. And it looks like a grab, in my opinion, that's what it looks like because a photographer, you know, the megapixels are way more intense than an actual photo. Oh, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it doesn't, it looks like just the cameras that they normally film with and are like, God damn, that is a great fucking frame. And then they use that. Yeah. And it's just one of those. things when you have a very photogenic person, because it technically doesn't have to be Sidney Sweeney, but because of Sydney Sweeney is multiplied by so much more, because you're

just looking, because you can see her with a shitty 1080p camera at a UFC event, for example, where she looks like, oh, you can tell this is a very attractive woman, but it don't look like that fucking photo. Like that shit is, it's just a great moment. And I'm just like, fuck that shit. Even just the other thumbnails of hot ones with other celebrities where it's like, there's been countless celebrities on hot ones and I've never seen a photo stick out like this. Didn't even double tape.

I'm just like whatever. Whatever. Yeah, didn't even remotely. Did you see the James Corden one where like everybody in the comments is like, not even hot ones could save this? Of course I didn't see that. Why would you even ask me that? Because I heard something, I heard something about how bad it was and I was like,

it can't be that bad. Like, it's just a, like, look, I'm of the mind. I'm of the mindset that I can't know. I try not to hate celebrities. You know what I mean? I try to reserve hate for people that I intimately know who have wronged me. I don't try to hate, like, sincerely hate random people that I have no hope of ever interacting with because I don't know what fucking, I don't know what people are like in person or

interpersonally. I don't know what people have been through. I don't know what it's like to interact with these people. Just in the same way that I think it's like fucking wild that people like hate me despite never ever talking to me. You know what I mean? I find it like really weird. So I try to like not engage in that.

And so, like, I saw that hot ones episode. Like, I saw it on my feed and I saw people talking about how bad it was. And I was like, it can't, or Critical was talking about how bad it was. And I was like, it can't be that bad. Like, James Corden sucks, but he can't, there's no way he sucks in like the context of a hot ones. He's just enjoying wings and chilling. Like, how could that possibly be bad? Like, I thought in my mind it was like, oh, people are like overhating this guy probably at a certain point.

And then I watched the episode. and I didn't hate him. They hate him. They appropriately hate him. I didn't hate him in the episode, but I didn't hate him in the episode or anything because, again, I just don't hate people like that. But I did, I watched it and I was like, man, this is the most boring episode of anything I've ever fucking witnessed in my life. It is so boring. It's almost fucking criminal.

And he's telling really interesting stories, too, which sucks. So he's telling these, like, these stories about how he got Paul McCartney to go and do his childhood home and, like, how he convinced him to do it. and all this shit. And it's so boring. It's so fucking bland. I couldn't believe it. How is... I'm gonna be honest.

The same thing with... How did he get in that position? I never understood that. Like, maybe I do need to watch this hot ones to understand who he actually is and why the fuck I should... Why anybody would even care about him? Because when I would see those karaoke things

he would do in the cars, I would be like, why is this British pig singing with famous people? I don't understand. This guy should be roasting. Yeah. He looks like one of the pigs. Do you guys remember,

you guys remember that black and white thing that would come on every single Thanksgiving time where the toy soldiers would have to fight those weird furry men and they had like a little Mickey Mouse thing in there too. It's this weird Thanksgiving thing that would come on. I think it's called March of the Wooden Soldiers. I think it's actually called that. This doesn't sound familiar to me.

This doesn't sound familiar to me at all. You should put in the chat. You guys don't raise by old people. That's why it's fucking. Put in the chat. It's March of the Little, the pigs in that he looks like one of them actually for real.

I swear. Is it a live action movie? Yeah. From 1934, it's a musical comedy. Oh my God. Jesus fucking Christ. How the fuck would I even see? seen the idea that you

asked us have we seen March of the Wooden Soldiers from 1934 is fucking crazy because it comes on every Thanksgiving time I have literally never seen I've never seen this in my life yes it where what channel? No but it's like right after the parade like right after the Thanksgiving Day parade it would come on

I'm being dead serious I swear I'm a man I watch football and basketball on Thanksgiving sorry that's why I watch I watch porn and nothing but porn let's go Thanksgiving Crazy. You know, I got four from the main TV in the house.

Like kids are coming, everybody's coming and putting the food down. Chris is watching Bukaki porn, bro. Yeah. Girls getting bruised by bloods, bro. That's badass, dude. Thanksgiving porn. But yeah, it's called Marshall Woodin Soldier. Look up the pigs from that.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

You'll be like, damn, they look like James Gordon. Oh, ew. Ew, yo. What the fuck? They don't look like James Gordon. Don't they remind you with James Gordon? They don't remind me of anything. They remind me of what it's like to nightmare. Hold on. I guess I'm, Yo, this is scary.

I'll put it in the chat. Look at this. I watch that movie. That is one of the most haunting images I think I've ever fucking seen. What is wrong with the 30s? Ew. Dude, it's like... I realize how disconnected my choice and enjoyment is

because my grandma was born in the 30s. That's totally James Gordon. forgetting that. Dude, this looks like... My grandmother was born in the 30s and I was born in the 90s. And the things we enjoy are... I shouldn't be enjoying...

Like, I genuinely, genuinely, genuinely like the rap hat. Oh, yeah, yeah. I told anyone else about that music. Like, what the fuck are you talking about? That's... Actually, when I first met... When I first met Kingston,

when I first met Kingston, he had all this Jim Crow merchandise that really confused me. I had Sammy Davis Jr. merchandise on me. They were like, why do you have that on you? Like, you know what? Those are the same as David's Jr. every day?

Didn't yes and at all. Just that's just complete. Because that's so stupid. Why would I have Jim Crow merchandise? Because you're a fan of brown coat of long memorabilia. All right, well, let me explain the whole, the idea of the idea. I'm also from New York. That you were a fan of things that were way before your time.

Comedy. So that, see. Never right. You can keep explaining it. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It doesn't matter.

explaining it, please. You can't play ball. But I will say this thing, you know what this thing reminds me of actually, sincerely? You know how when things enter the public domain, somebody's like, let's make a horror version of that. This looks like, this looks like if, this looks like modern piglet in the public domain in like a horror thing. You know what I mean? Like this would be, this would be the costume for piglet. In fact, I think it is in that blood and honey fucking movie.

I think he's actually dressed like this. I forgot that they're doing that. I never watched it. Yeah, it's not good, apparently. Which, I mean, that's not surprising. Is it out? Yeah, yeah, it's been out for a while. They're doing another fucking,

they're doing it with Steamboat Willie now because that's the most recently to enter the public domain. And it's just like, I don't know, man. It's getting kind of, it's a little boring in my opinion. But, all right, let's move on. Let's get some questions from our patrons

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We addressed that already I just wanted to make sure You were acknowledged Oh yeah yeah I didn't see this earlier Check my social medias Check my social medias And then

Check my By the time you hear this Check my YouTube channel There should be a full version Most likely If not then you know That I got lazy And uninspired

As simple as that Nice If it's not there. I'm just like, fuck it. So what that, so what is this? So, okay, so Arthur's cat wrote in, it's like, I'm a long time fan of the show, been watching since zero. Hell yeah, dude.

And your YouTube, and your YouTube channels. I remember being shown Derek's Geology for Racist video when I was like 11 and have been hooked since. This is why I want to read this because that's fucking shocking. I don't like the idea of 11-year-olds watching my content.

I know. I know. I know. my question is what fan interaction made you have to sit down and reconsider the fan bases you've cultivated every day every day i think this yeah every day every single day i think this but i do want to like so how old did you say that video is uh like guesstimation seven years old seven years old so this kid's fucking 18 now wow congrats you can uh go to strip clubs and buy porn i go to strip clubs and buy porn You can go to strip clubs You can buy

You can smoke cigarettes anymore That's crazy You can buy cigarettes in the photo You can get Grand The Votto 6 Dude you have to be 21 To buy a fucking lighter now I think too It's kind of crazy

I don't know man It's crazy to me It is upsetting Whenever people are like Oh I grew up with you I didn't anticipate I never For whatever reason

I never anticipated ever having to have that conversation Or that discussion That seemed like something that I would never experience but it was like yeah I saw your I find your videos when I was like

10 and I'm like you should yeah you probably shouldn't have been you probably shouldn't have quite frankly but I will say I'm at least if they made it this far

um they say he or she because I just saying they I don't know the yeah the name's Arthur's cat oh okay so it doesn't matter so they but if they made it this far and

they're following the podcast. I feel like they're okay because my biggest concern would be the people that you know how they'll use us as a springboard to get into some really wild shit. And you hear about those pipelines,

you know, insert pipeline. And like, so if you're here, it's like, all right, you kind of stayed grounded and you're just here for dumb bullshit. Now, you're here for dumb bullshit and I appreciate that. And not like, you're not listening to Tom McDonald or something

and be like, this shit rules. This is fucking dope. Dude, bro, Tom McDonald's speaking truth to power. I wish I got pipeline. That would have been cool. What? I wish I got pipeline. I'd have been fucking cool.

I wish you got a nerd pipeline. I just got into more nerd shit because the nerd should I look at. I wish I got like really like fucking. You're mad that you never became an extremist? Yeah, man, that would have been fun. You would have been a wild Nazi, to be fair.

If you became a Nazi, I think that would have been really. interesting. I don't have, I never had, I never cared enough about anything, you know, I'm kind of upset towards everything. That's pretty cool.

All right. That's, oh, the question, that's great. I said this, I may have said this before on the podcast, but this always sticks out to me

when the mother at the creator, not creator clash, what the fuck, VidCon, we're all sitting down on the table. And then she was like, almost crying like, I just want to thank you guys for what you're doing and blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, yeah, fuck, dude.

Like, what the fuck? I'm not, we're not doing anything. And fuck anybody who thinks they are. Yeah, the disconnect, it's a wild disconnect because when you're just making dumb videos in your room that you think are funny and people like are gravitating to it and you're like, oh, yeah, cool. People think it's funny. And then you meet people in person and they're like, they take it really seriously.

It's always, it's interesting because I don't, I don't know how to, I wonder Like I just don't know if I've ever been on the other side of that Like if maybe I've like taken music too seriously That maybe the the The the the the Like oh this music really speaks to me And then the and then the artist is like I wrote this in the while I was taking a shit

Yeah And I you know what I mean? Like it kind of makes you feel like that Where it's like I wonder if that's just the kind of just the nature of making stuff Where just people are just going to project themselves onto it and take what they want to of it. No matter, no matter how clear you are. I don't have any examples of that happening with myself of me being so passionate about something that wasn't so clearly important to somebody. Like, I almost got lyrics tattooed on me at one point, but I know the guy is he's, you know,

he has a hardcore base, like he's into hardcore, so basically he's anti-fucking fascist. You know, he's very progressive guy. He's in the punk scene. I know he cares a lot about this shit, but I've never been. Like, I don't know, getting the pizza pie. I don't know, the system of it down, they wrote that song about pizzas and shit. And somebody was probably like, this really, I just want to thank you for writing this song. The pizza pies and the mushrooms and the chives.

And you're like, what about our other shit, asshole? Like, it would be like somebody being really passionate about all bunch of, myself by Green Day, that hidden song on Duky where it's just a shit post basically. Yeah. It's like, I was a little by myself. Like it's just like, wow, this really speaks to me. I will say, I will say, I know that

I know there was a handful of people that did take themselves seriously and I feel like they're the reason why that happened at all because you had Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who was it? Sargon, um, Dankula. Well, Dengula, I feel like he got roped into it, but they ran for a office.

They were doing stuff, right? They joined YouTube, a party over there in UK or something. And so they were really trying to, yeah, they were trying to do some stuff. But then, you know, unfortunately they realized that the internet isn't the same. It's just like Ron DeSantis found out that the internet is not in real life. Because Ron DeSantis ran on, you know, his anti-trans panic bullshit. and that can only get you so far in real life to the point where people didn't really back him. But on the internet, he was a fucking celebrity to those fucks.

And it's like, it just doesn't translate. The fact that you have all these fucking dumb-ass fans, most of them do not vote. When you think about our voter turnout, it's like 30%. So all the people that are on the internet is way more than 30% of people on the fucking internet, but they ain't voting. I'm like, you can't fucking, like, you can't use that as an actual fucking metric. That's like the Bernie Sanders thing. It was like everything Bernie Sanders said was always like mega trending. You know what I mean?

And like it had so much support. And then like, although, although granted he did. He kind of got fucked over by the DNC. Yeah. There was also that. Not kind of. He got absolutely fucking. There was also the fact that he literally got illegally sabotaged and everybody just is okay with it.

But yeah, cool. Very sick. So anyway, yeah, let's, I don't know, whatever. Yeah. It happens sometimes. I think it mainly happens whenever just people take it. too seriously. I don't know. I take certain things seriously. I take making things that people think are funny seriously. Like I do. But that's a different, that's different than taking

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Awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from yourself. phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

It's like people who are serious about comedy in general, where it's like, they can be serious about comedy, but what they're doing is fucking stupid. You know what I mean? It's not super serious. But anyway, let's move on. Skullifice wrote in. He says, Hello, the funny one and the others. Ooh, we don't know now. That's interesting. I'm talking about not me. I like that. That's like a little mind game.

Probably the one and only time I'll ask a question. But do you all ever, do you all enjoy griefing? Y'all talk about GTA 5 and the car insurance reminded me that my brother and I used to play the fuck out of GTA 5, pick a player, grab their car with a helicopter, take it to the other side of the map and hold it until they came up on us. and we chuck it into the ocean. Best way to get a dumb amount. Best way to get around the dumb AF insurance. First of all, I love the ingenuity of this. I didn't even think about doing that.

Even though I knew that that was a mechanic that's so smart. I wish I, see, this is what makes me wish I had stuck with GTA5. Because I would have had so much fun doing this. Absolutely. Oh, fuck. I love grieving, man. It's fun. It's fun

I can't deny I don't do a lot of online play But The first time I really got into it was Halo 3 With my friends that I grew up with I was living with them in 07 And

One thing we would always do We would try to get somebody On our team To jump on Those ATVs are called like Warthogs or whatever right Is that it? The small ones?

The mongoose Yeah Mongus Is that? that it? Okay. The Warthog is the big Jeep. The ATV is the bongu's, yeah. So maybe I'm thinking, maybe I'm thinking, maybe I am thinking that. Well, I'm thinking of you can, there's just, uh, people, I think three people can write in it or something or, oh, that's a wordhog, yeah. Is that a warthog? Okay, what, all I, all I, all I, all I remember is all we would try to do, we weren't even actually trying to do anything other than just fuck with people, where you would get, all right, let's load, let's load up. And then we would just drive in circles. And they'd be like, like what's happening and then usually we would get killed immediately

you know just so basically that person kind of they would get they would either get off they would get killed by somebody or we'd get killed because we're clearly and we're sticking out by just driving in circles

and it was it was literally just I guess it was a form of that of just kind of just fucking with people yeah I can't even express to you how many times I've seen that and been so annoyed that our Jeep the strongest asset that we have is being wasted in this way it makes me wonder if we've played together sincerely like you know what I mean like if we

might have crossed pads in that way because like I remember that happening quite a bit and being like man why can't people just drive or just not at least not drive if you're just gonna not do well. Don't take the car from me. Don't take the, yeah, yeah. It was, look, man, if people didn't get, if people didn't get mad. I can't deny that, I can't deny that's funny. Yeah. I agree with everything, bro. I'm a bad person.

I play games at lower levels and I whip the fuck out of people that are new in the game so they don't play the game anymore. I sent terrible messages. I'm a bad, I'm just, I'm a bad guy. I'm just not a good guy. I sent terrible messages. I used to, I get on Overwatch. I get on Overwatch. watch with me and Jalen and me and Jalen laugh at people.

We laugh at people till they leave the game, bro. I'm so bad. I'm such a bad sport. Hearing Jalen laugh at you with no context of who he is must be scary. Because like that is a defining, like that is a noticeable laugh in a way that's like you got to feel at least a little bit. You can't hear that laughter and not feel something. Like I don't know if it's fear.

or enjoy you're feeling something when Jaylin laughs at you I've definitely I've heard they were kids and I made fun of them harder dog like I just like I am

I'm so I don't do it anymore I'm trying to play Do you remember do you remember I don't know if this is when we were living together or this is just like just generally when we would hang out we would put up videos of

of people bullying children oh my god that kid that kid on call of duty there are so many videos of people just bullying children on call of duty and all these other games and there's this one where he he agrees this one guy agrees to one v one this 12 year old or something in call of duty in like nuke town or something and he's just slaughtering him and he's like screaming into the mic stop and there's this one part in the video where it's just everything matches up and the sound design and the like the sound of the game and the sound of the whining just matches to sound like if you close your eyes, it sounds like a child being executed. Because he's crying. You hear, you hear

one more time, he stops. You hear one, you hear one gunshot at like three minutes into the video and then you hear like, ah! And then you hear another gunshot and then silence. And it cracks me the fuck up.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. No. It's gone. It exists somewhere. It exists somewhere. You got to find it. Well, the original source that I used to find is got it. It might be out there in the fucking ether, but like...

There would be time by being playing Destiny. What? He doesn't play Destiny. He doesn't walk in my room. He's like, yo, you cannot say shit like that with the windows open, dude. Like, really like, like, close the window, dude. Oh, yeah, because you would shout the... You would shout the hard R. N-word five times at your computer with the window open.

And your fucking computer, by the way, his computer, by the way, was in front of the window. So the wind, just like it is here. So the window is behind his computer. So basically, he's just shouting the N-word out the window of our apartment. And we lived in like a pretty, like, we lived in the center of town, basically. Like, we lived where people were like walking around and getting food and doing all sorts of situations. People just hearing, hearing slurs bouncing out of this apartment onto the street while they're just trying to eat their fucking sushi. You know, it's so it's a lot.

Okay. You play, you play, yo dude, stop. Like, stop, man. I'm like, what, what's wrong? What's wrong? You know what happens? Because you know what happens? You're going to shout that, you shout that word out the window.

Then someone comes up. Comes up to the apartment, knocks on the door. I answer the door. Yep. And then it's a fucking problem. And I'm nowhere to be found that day too. Yep. Yeah, yeah.

You, in fact, go take a shower for 10 hours. and you're just you're unreachable and then it's just me in this empty apartment so heard you heard you like saying you know N-word

and I'm like no I know this is going to sound insane but I swear to you that wasn't me I know I'm the only person here but that was someone else I know what this looks like right I know what this looks like and then three

fucking six foot five black men into your apartment and then they strap you down he's so tall he has to bend down when he goes in the apartment. He bends down, he puts his hand on like the middle place

where the top and the side meet. And he comes in. And he's like, you like saying yeah. So he's fucking 8.3. What is this lurch doing in here, dude? My favorite. That's a wall.

My favorite thing to do, I think, and we can move on, it was back in the day, I played Minecraft for like, I think, three weeks for a certain point because I was just like

kind of fascinated by it I was like oh this is interesting this is when it was like new and on console so I think like I don't know 12 or something

13 maybe maybe before I don't know got on yeah I'm not I'm not super sure exactly when but like it was like oh this is

kind of interesting like I okay there's something here this fascinating and then my friends would jump on and they would build stuff and I remember

my friend was building this like really ornate house and I was like that's a really cool house, man. That's one of the coolest houses I've ever seen. And then I immediately, once I understood how the game mechanics were, I was like, oh, I'm

building a bucket, getting lava, putting it in the bucket, and I'm dumping it all over this guy's house. Like, for sure. Like, that's what I'm doing. And I would do that kind of constantly for three straight weeks until it got boring and then I stopped playing forever. But I will say the joy that I got out of that is, like, concerns me to this day, and it's what keeps me on the straight and narrow.

because I know there I know I can be a villain if I really like I would get a lot of fulfillment out of it too if I could if I could do it because that that is unbridled joy in the way that Minecraft word because you see the lava coming down it's like slow so like you're a piss person you're a piss person fuck you're you're I don't destroy people's things man I'm that's that's piss you do you do destroy people's things you just don't do it I do is that is maybe we'll feel bad. Okay, well. Maybe feel bad.

I'd rather you destroy my things that made me feel bad, quite frankly. It's like you feel better. So I could write it off. Get insurance. Let's say. Why don't you have a lot of insurance in Minecraft you fucking dumbass six-year-old?

Oh, here's a good one. I show wrote it and he says, Howdy, gents. Derek mentioned his benevolent dictatorship many times now. And I would like to hear the ins and outs. Maybe on an extra ammo where Chris and Sweene bring up possible situations

and dictator Derek can explain the laws around set situation. I love this idea. That is a great idea. And we can all do this. We can have an episode for each one of us. It's like Derek's dictatorship. Chris's dictatorship.

And then we can each provide scenarios in which we will have to handle it. I got to say, I'm incredibly excited for Sweene's dictatorship. I feel like his is going to be

the most absurd bullshit ever That'll be the last world to living It's going to write that down Actually I'm going to write that down That's genuinely Actually sincerely

A good idea Absolutely I have it in me Uh Our Our dictatorships Extra ammo Great

Great idea I would Yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah, we'll save it Yeah, yeah We'll save it We'll save it

For sure Uh Oh, this is kind of All right 70 more 70 more So 70 more questions Uh

Good evening Stupid fat Piece of shit Rat-faced Rayman And Derek God damn Dude

Holy shit Getting assaulted here That is insanity But thank you. I dare you to say that to my face. I dare you to send out to my face. I dare you to walk up to me and say that to me. Yeah, yes.

Yeah, say it to me. I'll box your brain out. I will hammer fist you into the ground. You imagine, I love the idea of hitting somebody like this. It's crazy. The base of your, like you would hit a desk. It's the easiest way to break your hand. It is the easiest way to bring it.

I love the idea of someone doing that. Like they get someone down and they start doing that to them. Like a ape, like a beast of something. They don't understand that punching will do more damage. It's so tribal. The fact that it works. The fact that gorillas and chimpanzees genuinely do that, they just like pancake the ground.

I love that. It's something dead on the ground. They'll literally slap it to death and then throw it across the room, run to it and slap it some more. It is crazy. It is insane. I love having fun. They look like they're having fun.

They don't even understand that they're bludgeoning a fox to death as they're doing it. Completely unbothered. It gets crazy. Unwavered. Anyway, this guy wrote in, I'm straight but for boys. This is his name. Nice.

He says, what's the video you're least proud of quality wise relative to the amount of genuine effort you put in? It's kind of an interesting question because it's not like, it's not a surefire like, oh, what's like the worst video or like the video that you care about the least? It's like, oh, what's one that you put a lot of time into that didn't come out the way you wanted it? Which is something that I have to, I feel like I'd have to look at my channel to really get a good idea. I'm sure there's something. You're saying that it, you put a lot of effort into it, but it came out shitty? But it didn't come out the way you.

Like, it disappointed you, I guess. Like it didn't come out how you wanted it to come out. I think I have... I don't know. It's been a while since I've made something like that, to be honest. But I think... Oh, man. What the fuck would it be?

I did a video a long time ago about... Uh, video... Like, Joe Biden blaming video games for violence. I think like three... years ago. And that, I put a lot of effort to do it and I merged it

with some VR stuff but it just didn't it wasn't as coherent or cohesive as I wanted it to be. It just kind of felt like the video ends and then another video begins and that always kind of bugged me.

But that's kind of it. You know, I just I didn't feel like it flowed well. Everything else I feel pretty good about, honestly. Yeah. No, I have a video. I have, I guess there's probably a handful of videos I have that are there.

I thought at the time that I, my points were like very, I thought, I thought that, I thought it was like meticulous. I thought it was like my, what I was doing, I was just knocking it out, right? Very concise and shit. And then I'll, every once in a while, I'll go back to something and try to see like, let me see if this holds up and a lot of times it doesn't or I feel like huh I remember

thinking this was good I remember thinking that I got my point across well and this is this is good enough and then I'd go back and I'm like what the fuck like this is not what I thought it was actually recently a random video popped in my feed which it never happens I'm like what the fuck is this

like why is this in my recommended and I'm like I'm gonna click on it it was a video that I made that the amazing atheist made a video because people were saying oh this guy's gone woke and then I've gotten some show up that too

yeah and then so I basically made a similar video was inspired by his and first of all I actually forgot to I forgot to cut out a little part where I fucked up and I'm like I'm like oh no okay you know like so first of all I just left a part in

and I'm like oh god damn it like what the fuck and then I'm listening to it And I'm so, I'm going too fast and I'm rambling. And I'm like, bro, what the fuck? I swear I thought this video was on fucking point. And it's, I almost want to do it again kind of a thing. You know what I mean? Where I'm like, bro, like, I want to make it very clear about, I don't know, dude, whatever.

It's over. Who cares? Who cares? Yeah, it's just shit like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it makes sense. I've always been embarrassed.

never not been embarrassed on myself, so I don't know. Very cool. I've never done anything worthwhile ever. I'm not remarkable any way. Very good for your show. I just feel ashamed. Hey, so we had some technical difficulties. Derek, uh,

Derek got bombed. Uh, somebody walked into his house with a pressure cooker, uh, and a microwave with a fork in it and just tore him asunder. So we have to finish the show without him. Uh, it's really annoying.

Uh, but at the very least, it's a pay raise for me and Sweeney. because we just get what's left of his I mean Look man I'm trying to find the silver lining You know rest in peace Derry RP Marcus

You know No but he his internet cut out And we might have lost his video We record locally though So we should be fine The podcast if you're listening to this It should remain pretty unaffected Up

Until this point where he's just gone Because he can't lock into the internet So we're going to finish up the episode Without him hopefully he'll resurrect next time, but we're going to read one final question, and then we'll again on with the credits. Old school rebel wrote in.

He says, hello minority findoms. He says, would you rather have Andy Milanakis disease, you have the appearance of a child, or have every other person see the person you date, or have every other person see the person you date as a child? I'd rather be a child. Yeah, I think I'd rather be a child, too. Easily.

That's not a hard question to answer, dude. Yeah, that's not, that's not hard. Keep in mind that if you choose the first option. You go kiss your girlfriend. I think you're kissing a child. Like, no, fuck that. Absolutely, I don't need that. Keep in mind that if you choose the first option, your dating pool will be limited to Lolita Express frequent flyers.

No, not really, because, I mean, you could just explain what's wrong. Just explain that you have a, yeah, no, dude. Absolutely not. You tried to have, like, a really complicated choice here, but I would absolutely rather. There are people who argue, like, or have argued for a long time. I've already been perceived as a fucking child for most of my 20s. So, like, it would really not be that much of a difference.

You know, I would much rather have that than be consistently mistaken for a pedophile. Yeah, consistently. You know what that would do to you? Dude. I don't wear you down to it. Because at a certain point, you have to wonder. than are you crazy? Because if you're dating somebody

and they're just a woman to you and then everybody around you sees a kid, everyone, unanimously, then like, you at that point have to be like, you have to at that point be like, is this a kid? Like, am I crazy?

I must be. And then that would drive you insane. So like, yeah, I don't think, I really don't think it's even close. the disparity I would rather Would you rather look What the kind of damage I would do to you is insane

Would you rather look young For a long long long time Or be mistaken for a pedophile Everywhere you go by every person No matter who they are Like it's not It's not the most complicated question These are not hard

These are not hard dilemmas friend I'm sorry You tried though I wish you the best Oh my God Wait what is this Huh new sex move called doing a fucking infinite

wrote in he says hey incest podcast if each of you were to fist fight your dad when you knew him at his strongest which of you would win I'm not winning there's no way I'm beating my father at the strongest

there's no my dad is six foot six my dad is built like me without the fat but he's six foot six there's no way I'm beating that in the fight my dad is built like me with muscles so like I'm so so I'm not still has a pretty good body tote as an old man

it's it's a little distressing but they're warriors dude we're not warrior we work on the internet dude yeah he is literally a word what's distressing about it though is that he there's photos of him that I have seen sincerely where he looks like me

And I don't mean like In the face or anything Like a little bit for sure Obviously he's my dad But like I mean like literally like body type wise Like he looks like me It's like Captain America When he's when Chris

Oh my God What's his fucking name? What's his fucking What's Chris Evans comes out the machine? Yeah when Chris Evans Has his face on that tiny guy That's what it's like So I know

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Or the necessity. Also, I haven't been in war. That's the thing. Like, my granddad, my granddad was strong as shit as an old man. I'm pretty sure he got, I appreciate the reason he dies because he was doing strong man shit when he shouldn't have. And it just caught up to him eventually. But like my granddad was in war.

So like that dad of mine, I'm not beating. He can kill me. He's killed people. And then my current father, my grandfather is like a fucking. A wild man from Jamaica, like a rude man from Jamaica, Rasta dude. I'm not, I'm not killing that guy. He's, he's probably fought and understood he has to eliminate his opponent before. And I've never had to feel that before.

I've had that. I've had that once in my entire life. I've never fought to the point where, like, I have to make sure the person can't get back up. Yeah. Because I wouldn't fight that. I would be like, I'm not going to do this. I'm not a barbarian. I'm a civilized man.

I was, I lived in the suburb. I lived in the suburbs. That makes you civilized. I'm not going to kill this person. All right. Let's do one more and then we'll get the fuck out of here. Panicked Femboy, what's going on? Derek, some pilot Blackman,

Tomothy, Sweenis Christ and Crithony Reagan moldy avocado. How would you all run your very own warehouses? What would you distribute and ship out? How would you treat the wage slave? under you. P.S. you're all of the you're all of the first non-hentai artist slash ASMR voice actor Patreon I've ever sub to

take that as you will. Happy to be part of your branching out from that hellish hellish realm that you inhabit. Dude, not say for work is a crazy place man. It is wild, yeah. It's a wild place. Pretty crazy up there. You have too many friends involved in that shit. Far too many.

I saw some guy getting called out recently. I don't know who these people are anymore. I'm so detached from like the internet side of everything. But like I saw some guy getting in trouble because he's like he couldn't stop groping people. And there's just all these call outposts and I'm just like it's so easy not to grow people. It's crazy. Like it's actually. I've never done it in fact.

Yeah. It's so easy. Never done it. It's so fucking wild. I love it though. I love the idea. It's like I can't just can't help myself man. It's like you need to be put in a box. This is the idea of the guy like Papa Don's not now having to have the N word systematically taken out of his vocab

it's like what are you doing Papa like what's going you you say it that much I feel like wasn't there something though about how like they kind of screwed him on that because like weren't they asking him to say or there was some weird thing going on with I remember feeling kind of bad for Papa John at that point what context I don't remember but I feel like the context was like I think he said we can't just we can't

say that I think he said specifically we can't say this. Like that's insane. And then people were like, well, you just said it. I feel like that, I remember that being the context. And I was like, that's, they really Norman Osborne him. I feel like. They turned to me to the villain.

That's terrible. Papa John is the closest figure we have to have to a real life Norman Osborne, I think. I think it's why pizza time exists, honestly. I think subconsciously, I think it's why we chose pizza time for that, for that villain. I fucking hate this. Anyway, how would we run our warehouses? He was a hero. How would we run our warehouses?

What would we ship out? I would ship out fleshlights. And I would make sure I... So I would ship out fleshlights and I would have porn playing on all the TVs around the warehouse. Just so people would be so deeply tempted to use them. And then when they slipped up a little bit, even if they just grazed it a little bit too lovingly, I would really humiliate them. They couldn't go to the bathroom.

No bathroom breaks the whole day. You're working. You're making $4 an hour. And maybe you get a tip if someone wanders in and feels bad for you. But that's it. That's it. That's all you're getting. I'm working on bales and bales have come.

Bales have come. Come bales, classic. Bales of come. And if they fucking, and if they leave their zone, immediately a tube comes up, it caps them, and it fills them will come. That's,

that is, that is, first of all, the technology needed to make that work is crazy. Like, you'd have to have a homing technology that is so accurate, vacuum seal technology that is connected,

that is connected, like, to a reservoir of cum that is ideally above the warehouse. God damn, I want to, I want to make Cumm's most volatile state. and I want to ship that. Do you think if you could, like, how disrespected would you feel if someone, if someone

ejaculated in like, you know those ice cube trays that make bullet-shaped ice? And they shot cum bullets at me? Yeah. How would you feel if you got, if you genuinely got shot in the heart with a cum bullet? I'd be so bad that someone's come inside of me. And it's killing you. And I'm like, it's in my heart. They came in my heart.

That's so fucking crazy. That's so evil. It is pretty evil. First of all, you can't shoot ice. First and foremost, you can't do that because it's going to melt as soon as the fucking gunpowder. Well, yeah, it's realistically, it will shatter, is what it'll do. But it's in like some sort of metal casing that it comes out the casing that opens up and then it's a cum bullet flying at you. Like it sheds the casing twice.

It's like, think about it this way. Think about like a, okay, so how about this? Instead of that, it's like a more feasible, more realistic one would be like a tranquilizer dart shot out of a crossbow. Full of calm. Yeah. So that way it's like it's definitely impacting you enough to fuck to get really deep in you because it's coming out of a crossbow. And then it's slowly in there. It covers slowly being inserted.

until you're like, no, no. How would the heart, how would the human heart? Has done that, gone on a spree and done that yet, you know? How would a human heart react to come? These are interesting questions that I think science needs to really nail down, I think. I don't know, man. I've seen porn stars ingest them, a amount of cum that is so, so insanely silly that I'm like, how? I mean, you should be really sick, I think.

No, man, they do it with gumption. Because I feel like cum is really not good for you. I feel like it must be good for you in some way, right? I don't think it is. It has one resource. But it's animals. To create person. That's it.

But it's animals. But not really. Yeah, it is. Not really. It is. But, like, in its, in their most proto form, it's half an animal. You don't think come as animals? Come is not animals.

Come as not animals. Come as, come will be coming. animals. Sweet that. Sweet that right now, Chris. Come is not animals. Sweet is come animals. That's the name of an episode.

We gotta go. We gotta go. I gotta keep that right now. It's come animals. We gotta get the fuck out of here. Let's, it's come animal. All right, let's, we're gonna read off

our $25 and up patrons now. I hate this part of the show. Part of the show makes me so fucking mad. But we do it for you because we love you. Not in a parissocial way, but in like a... You know, we love... We love that so many of you listen and are this dedicated to us and our rambunctious bullshit. Yeah, I mean, I've just met you, but I'm very impressed.

Um... It's right. Uh, or, come me down. Three, two, one. Uh, fuck bitch-ass Patreon on this website and suck my fat fucking balls. and my dick and my cock. Chris, thanks for not making the 200th guest. Guest be Julia Louis Dreyfus duct tape to a chair. Glad Sweene talked you out of it. Yeah, it was, it was dangerously close, but I decided it's not worth it.

Would you still hit that up? Would you still go for it? No, not now. I mean, it's just like, it's a different, it's a different person at this point, you know, but I think she's aged very well, but like it's, you know, it's out of the realm of, I would, I will say, I would have for a lot longer than I think most people would have. You know what I mean? I think like up until like probably

mid-50s, I probably would have been like, yeah. She's still good looking, dude. She's still good looking, but like I mean, like she's 62, you know, like I mean,

there's only so much, you know. Dude, she's so rich. Yeah, I know. It's insane. She's like extraordinarily wealthy. It's insane.

Oh, it's crazy. But I think personally like her, Like her and her 30s was like peak for me. Like that's like there's a specific. I think she was, she was good for a while, man.

She looks great. She looks great. But like, even until now, I'm like damn, most ladies. She's like, I think it's like her and like me along or like the woman I'm like,

you've got, y'all just aged well. Yeah. Keep aging good. Like, damn. Like, what is it going to stop?

It's just like, but it's just like, but I've seen like people, it's like, oh, certain women are unattractive in their 30s or whatever. It's like, oh,

the peak, women peak at like 25 or something. It's like, I don't know, man. Julie Lee Drive is at like 33, 34. It was like, that's a woman, man. Anyway, let's move on. That's, man. Patreon cuts off my nay.

What are you going to say? People, they're missing out on good ladies, man. I've seen very attractive 50-year-olds, man. Very attractive. I'm like, damn, dude. You're still keeping a pushing. Good for you. Yeah.

Patreon keeps cutting off my nay. the UK English dub of Dragon Ball. Ew. I have never once considered this as even remotely possible. But that is gross. Have you seen that clip of Portuguese Dragon Ball Z? No. With Regina moaning?

No, no, show it to me. Do you have it? Do you have it? Do you have it on call? I don't know. Okay, one sec. I'm supposed to be a super sion. I don't have it on call.

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Freezer probably sounds like I mean Freeza kind of Friza in the original dub even just kind of sounds he sounds British without sounding British you know what I mean Like there's like He sounds very racist

Because he sounds racist and villainous But even just the way he's like He speaks He speaks prim and proper You know what I mean Hello monkey Hello monkey You know

You want a banana I don't like bananas Oh That's not possible How is that possible You love bananas, you ape. Who was it that had the English accent in fucking Dragon Ball? Who was it?

Somebody had one. Girdle? One of the, one of the, no, one of them was an Aussie. Oh, Jace. Jase. Yeah, he had an Australian accent. Ridiculous. Ew.

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Chris only likes Julia Louis Dreyfus because he kind of looks like her. I don't think I look like Julie Louis Dreyfus at all. That's weird. All right.

It's a weird one. I don't know if I've dated anybody that's looked anything like me, quite frankly. Like, I don't, I don't even think I have that pattern.

Really. That's a weird one. That's a strange one. That's a weird take. That's a weird take. You know who Chris Venae looks like Julia Louise Drive?

yeah like we're the similar heights i guess probably but like what what i don't know maybe somebody you put like i love the internet yeah maybe there's one photo where we there's one photo of each of us that probably looks most like the other

but even that's probably like a really far fucking you know there's always there's always like how do I put this there's a picture of Kingston where he definitely there is a photo of Kingston

that exists where he looks more like where where you look more like Pee-wee-Herman than you do in any photo do you know what I'm saying but that's still not that's not like Pee-Wil-Herman like that's right that's my most

pee-wee-Herman like image right exactly and so that's not a Pee-Werman but you would never call that a picture of Pee-Wy-Herman no you would never My most Pee-E. Herman-like moment. So I feel like that's the only way that I look like Julia-Lie Drivers. I feel like there's a photo of Julia Lurie Drivers where she looks most like me and a photo of me where I look most like her.

But we don't look anything alike at all. The idea of a picture of me that looks like P.B. Herman is crazy. Like somehow, through some mean, there's a picture of Kingston definitely. But it also looks a lot like Pee B. Herman is insane. You understand conceptually what I'm talking about, right? Yeah, but it's also so far-fetched at the same time. It's not even worth mentioning. Yeah.

There's like somebody's seen a picture of me like, like, you know, in this picture, you kind of like Pee-Herman. And it's like, yeah. Yeah, it's like. Yeah, it's like, I don't know. This is too conceptually. I don't have the energy. Heath Smoker, gen. Gen.

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I'm not reading enough of the Bible to do that no way in hell I'll read the Constitution that's like what like three pages anyway what was I at what did I just say I don't remember

holy shit we're getting old we can't remember five seconds ago readings and salutations welcome back to Snark Tank, a gay racist podcast. This is episode 300. My name is Colin Moriarty and I'm gay. Andy, why are you so gay? So Andy, why are you so gay? Are you homo, Andy? You've been dick down. You've been fucked in your smooth booty hole. Sweeney's superpower is being confidently wrong.

Back the Tank of Come. Caucasian container cracker barrel for gays. Donald Trump burping on Dom's clit. Fight me, Greg Miller for what you've done to my boo. For what you've done to my boo. Do Christian girl squirt holy water. King Kong's ding-dong rodin. All I want to do is bust inside a guy or two. I'll fuck him then I'll fuck you Thank God we're gay No rain She pipkin out my pippa Pissom is gay

Possum is gay and homeless Vince McMahon actually shat on a woman's head During a threesome allegedly That's okay We gotta So we gotta bring that up with Derek Because he's the

More of a rest of a rest of a Actually yeah Actually I was there I saw it Um Derek's in the room Derek is in the room drinking a Yoo watching Vince McMahon

shit out of him. Derek, Derek, drinking a yoo in a hotel room watching Vince McMahon take a, take a fucking steamer on a,

on a prostitute's head is fucking crazy. I don't know if there's an image. He's drinking a yoooo fucking quiet. He's gargling it. He's gargling it, but before he swallows it.

Average, average, Energy. What starts with my Hellcat is pushed to start and ends with ER. Just the hard R. Star Coffee, yo, I can work on Gangsta Quest. Fuck me please. Oh, NWA. Nice.

Fuck the police. Fuck me, police. It's pretty good. Fuck me, please. It's pretty good. Keith David from John Carpenter's The Thing. I stopped paying my rent so I could be a real fan too. Transfam

Gremlin. Exposing people with lactose intolerance and 90 million rodogens of ionizing, ionizing radiation, yush, not Vinpan, Angelic DM, big dudes fuck the living shit out of me. They could care less as long as I'm on my knees, so take off your clothes, something. It cuts off. Craig the Canadian, Mike Erman Trout was Com, Commissioner Gordon in Arkham Knight. Is that real? I think he was.

Huh? I don't remember Arkham Knight enough. Waltz. Huh. Jonathan, wait, no, I have to look this up now. Jonathan Banks, Arkham, Arkham Knight? Really? He voiced James Gordon in the 20th. That's so strange. Walter, you got to eliminate the jihadist, Walter.

Huh? Okay, that's so weird. Batman, you gotta kill that Joker, Batman. What are you doing? You gotta kill the yoker, Batman. The yoker. It's me so yokem. So yoker. So yoker.

Welcome. Welcome. Entra. Oh, man. So yoker. Entra. So yoker. It's your boy,

Shawnee D. Daily Wire present. So funny. Mexican Joker is pretty great. He's just zipping around doing a little bit. He's just mischievous.

He's actually not evil though. He's a little mischievous guy. Yeah, he's a little mischievous fellow. Things. He's setting little fires, you know. Ben and Jerry's Funky Monkey. I live in Philly.

everything you said is true. Look up Kensington Beach 215 on Instagram. Yeah, I've seen that exact account. It's crazy. It's like looking, it's like watching. It's, it is unbelievably bad. Like, however bad you think what, however bad you think it can get, it's worse. It's worse than what I think. Yeah, actually. I'm not even really kidding. Yeah. The only way it could be worse is if there was just permanent fire everywhere. That's the only thing that would make it worse. Permanent. A racist and a lot of us more in it. Morris would be like, and what did you expect? Their N words. ironic melody. Uh, 3XO inventing a new sect of Islam where you get to fuck

27, 72 femboys after blowing up the bathroom. Uh, slurping, stroke and smoke and joking. Amotocons going like this. Drip M.H. Lord of Homeless drip. Dean Martin ass. Ain't that a dick in my ass? Um, Obi won't you blow me? A Norwegian game dev creating gangster quest, but it's gay. Kremlin to gremlin. If I hear one more, Chumba Casino Add I'll kill you Keith Deith Caved Appetan Oak

Fucking Police Coming Hard as I thrust and pound Oh I just Okay That makes sense I didn't get it With the previous

NWA thing And then it's like Fucking police Coming Hard as I thrust and pound Okay I just thought that was just random words Um

Abby Asshole and the Queer Mar Asshole and Queer Mar Go to Come Castle? Huh? What did you just say?

Asshole and queer Mar go to come Castle. Oh, fuck. I feel like Derek would have died of that. Please finish these. I don't want to be here anymore. I'm trying. I'm trying. Derek and Kingston, look up.

Only OGs remember this jade moment on YouTube. What? Only OGs remember this jade moment? Now, I'm curious. I don't know why I was asked to not participate. I'm curious. Search Google. Oh.

Oh, okay. Is this real? This is fucking nuts. 3624-36. God damn. God damn. All right. All right, we got to move on.

I don't remember this existing at all. by the way. Wage Slave 583. A sad guy from Michigan down bad for helicopter Dikamotokon so I can see Chris going to Motocons going like this to it. The Pippini Brothers Emporium all right. Stark Tank Feastorize on that gay doctors mix. Don Crockerson, Monkey Yatsu. You got to pay the trolls hole to get in the boys hole. Gade 6. Joe Biden unhinging his gaping maw to suck the melanin out of any so-called black person who didn't vote for him. Ed and Patrick Starr fighting Jews in the tunnels of in Israel, Palestine. rat wars?

I don't even know what's going on. That sounds like a wild experience. Here, yeah, here comes the come, do, do, do. If I were a gay man with a femboy or two, an evil lesbian, blow gay me, ma foe, so foggy

bro, the gager scale. Gumball's voice actor calling Dream the Efsler, sandman.gov, John Strickland, Nick Kerr's upcoming arch nevacist, Noah Kenaiga. the college basket football arc Arkmerks 1889

Sweeney stroking a bit to the left under the desk right now A little bit The first church of Keith David Who also misheard the lyrics And thought it was secret Asian man Good I'm glad I wasn't the only one Second Church of Keith David

Featuring Being Better than the first Church Keith David pre-Raz Blake 896 Cryptos Cameroon U.S. Cameroon U.S. Championship of the World WWE Crown Jewel he said son have you seen gay porn what would you say if i throated your wood just grab this dick you'll even get laid uh booker t calling hulke hogan the n word on live tv and immediately regretting it little dishrag britney spears toxic what that's real

really he was like we come up for you nigger and he's like he held his head because he got too high but he said it he was like i shouldn't have said that i shouldn't have said that and his wife like calms he's like it's okay i know you made him yeah i can say it now brother. You've officially You freed me, brother. You freed me, brother. It's like giving a sock

to a house elf and Harry Potter. You freed me. Calling a white person of the N-word is like giving them the, like,

it's like freeing a house elf. Oh, God. I'm free. I'm free. I can rain now, brother. Okay. He starts wave-dashing around the house.

Yeah, brother. Yeah. It's sliding up and down. Ew. Hulk Hogan live action wave-dashing after being called the N-word is a wild fucking visage to imagine To behold especially

He's so happy He's so happy He counts as an N-word now He's so happy I can take it now brother Finally I can say I can say brother even Britney Spears is toxic I like saying brother all better

I like saying brother all better I like that soft A I like that soft A on everything It's not as good as It's not as good as the other one But like yeah Britney Spears is toxic With the taste of your dick

I want to ride your cocks tip I'm sipping inward So crazy I'll ask you to Oilfield trash Texas State of Salad Pungent clown pussy That's filled with Sween's puke Sue Hulk

Pickle my ass hairs Nicky Ziggie I've got dick in my nostrils I mean That's so funny That's so stupid I'm hilarious I actually said it

I think I said it funnier than it is My dyslexic kicked in It's I've got my dick in nostrils I don't know That's not as good Damn, I have dyslexia I have dyslexia that makes what I'm reading

A funnier version of what it is Damn Must be tough, huh? It's pretty rough It's finally paperwork is really hard Because I can't stop laughing Uh, Marcus You're laughing at all that's absolutely not funny

Absolutely not You're there all he into it They're asking me for my EIN Mark is currently working on Turning off the Hammer of Dawn Outside Sween's room A roughly human-shaped pile of red flags Penis County Inhabit

Penis Country Inhabitant Wicked 909 There's so much come on me So much I cannot breathe Jackson DuPont badly brave Hugger Derek Chris unprivate your Twitch vods I don't private them on purpose

They just Twitch just does that on purpose Twitch just does that automatically and then I just don't have the energy to go and unprivate them. Also, there are live videos. Like, I don't know. I don't know if there's really much value in having... A live conversation, I don't feel as like...

I don't feel like live necessarily meant to live in perpetuity forever. You know, like, I don't think that's... I don't think that's something that's really fair or cool at all. I think live conversation is a moment when you can catch somebody saying something kind of stupid because it's a live interaction and so much context is missing that I don't like it. Last me personally. Yeah. Yeah.

I kind of feel the same way about text messages is honestly. Like, I feel like text messages should last, should, I feel like they should generally disappear

after like a month or something. Nah, bro. Keep everything I've ever sent, bro. I keep everything I sent too. I keep everything I've ever sent too. But I also like, I also know I'm not a psycho

who's going to abuse it. You know what I mean? There are people others. Like, look at this conversation that we had in like a very specific emotional state and now look at it now completely removed from the context

with no tone and no knowledge of these parties and it's like oh well that's fine it's like sex thing where it's like you don't like you immediately the second it's over it's immediately cringe like it's over like it's it's

it has the shelf life of warm semen like it's semen has the best self life though I know but it's not well not on a shelf So, like, it's just I don't know, man

It's weird What was I? What were we at? Jackson Dupon, I think I don't know Badly brave, Huggard Derek, Chris and Private Juttschunt The Jiu-Jitsu master slowly

But inevitably mounting you Atherian Oh, Atherian Perjurian hunter Frying Bigot with my shirt off Melfis won, Angerous Craten joined the view From the Dilae Clause on the 6th floor

And is rounding out our list As always, our king or king of royalty king of hap hazard hap-mother fucking hazard rap motherfucking hazard the king bro the king

that's it for me I'm leaving let's get right into the news let's get right into let's step right into the snooze all right sit the fuck out of here piss

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