The Snark Tank - #204: Sylvester Stallone Drinks P*ss

Episode Date: February 5, 2024

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I guess, but why not like, I guess we do scream. These people do scream and shout and let it all out. But I don't know. Clapping just seems strange. Because like sometimes, I don't know, man, sometimes I'll be like at like a concert or something or I'll be at like a place where there's like some shit like that going on. And people are like really like it, it can't not hurt. You know what I mean?

Like it can't not hurt the way they're doing it. And I just, I worry about those people. But I, not really. I don't care. Fuck, they can, I don't, how about,

you know, you're lying. You didn't worry about too bad at all. You don't care about those people. Yeah. I worry about the,

the, the, the, the mindset of somebody who would do that to their own hands to simply display approval that could really be

easily shown by doing, by putting in half as much effort. Like, that I just, that I just don't understand. You really don't. I think you, I think you want to care.

You think it's a fad. You don't give a fuck. A fad? Yeah, a fad. A fad? A fad. Whatever. I've never thought about this.

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people are denizens on the street slurping rats out of the sewers and and bubbling bubbling their piss little boys for dinner I was crazy to have these ladles

sewage water and rats that's so imagine sewage water and rats stew was it was it on this show Kingston that we were talking about sucking worms out of the dirt I can't remember what the fuck it was

it rains this guy goes outside really giddily is that sucking the worms off the ground and they're all like oily and shit like that even loves it so we were so I we're gonna get into questions obviously and there's some stuff to talk about like with Suicide Squad but I do want to mention this before

we before I forget because Kingston and I were playing we're playing HALA yesterday and we I don't know what happened exactly but we ended up on this tangent where we could stop impersonating an alternate Sylvester Stallone who had spent his entire life drinking piss and not knowing that people didn't have to do that for like a good 40 minutes and it was probably like the highlight of my week I think I think it made me smile so hard so funny because Lily thought it was the least funny shit ever who had made it funny she got mad she she actually like I've never heard Lily this angry like she

came into the room and said, I hope you, like, she, like, threatened us, basically. Like, she said, I hope you get hurt, real. I hope you get hit by a car and die. Like, Lily said this verbatim with her voice. Is she, like, a diehard Sylvester Stallone fan? She's a slice fan. Yeah, she is.

Well, that was, well, first of all, that was, that was part of the conversation where it's like, is she a big fan of Sylvester Stallone and she's, like, offended that we're disrespecting him? Or is she a piss drinker? And she's offended. that were mocking. Or is she a piss?

Yeah. She's mad. That's why she was... I remember seeing her look slightly angry when we were talking about that horror film. We're talking about that

dude fucking drinking piss all the time. The guy that was drinking piss is that. I was looking over and like... She did look a little mad after that. I'm not gonna lie. It ain't good, man. It's scary.

It's scary. Oh, man. We got to catch her. She very... She really cares about her piss, dude. I'm being honest. She cares about her miss. Yeah, you do.

Catch you drink you piss now, dude. You got to, you got, you know what I'm completely, I'm completely against this. I'm completely against you putting cameras in a bathroom for obvious reasons. But I imagine she probably fucking in, like, like the dog, you know when the dogs going and drink the toilet water? She just like, that's the only way she can do it without anybody noticing, right? Because if you come out and drinker. Yeah.

Oh my fuck, dude. You guys got something. See, you got to talk about it. She just texted me. Are you guys saying I like piss right now? She just texted me that, literally. She literally texted you guys saying I'm like, look, look, look, look, look, look. Look, look.

I look. I'm looking at it. You're all suck out. I love that. She can fucking hear. It's so funny. Are those angry face emojis? Yeah.

That's so fucking funny. That's pretty good. I mean, the simple, Occam's razor suggests that, you know, she's just a gargler of the piss, just like Sylone,

just like we were talking about that thing. It's fine to like piss. As long as you can admit you like piss. It's like, Sylvester Stallone likes piss. There was that interview he gave where it's like, listen, I've been drinking piss.

I was five years old. I couldn't stop drinking piss. You guys don't like a good cup of piss in the water? I think piss is mandatory. I think a good thing. glass of pisses man into it. I wake up, I wake up, drink some piss, go back to bed, piss myself. Yo, the producers made me change the, uh, the, the egg scene where I drink the raw eggs

because they made me change it for piss. You guys have seen cocky, right? You guys have seen cocky one in two. I try to fight for the piss, but they said the audience would connect with it. Yeah, yeah, I tried to convince the director, I tried to convince the director, let me drink piss on screen, because I felt like it was the best way to convey Iraqi's dedication to the cause. but they just weren't having.

It's something about it being fucking disgusting and fucking scary. And then I should be crazy. People sit here and drink a glass of water and won't fucking bat an eye. But when I start gargling down all the piss I can find, everybody gets mad at me. I was 45 years old when I learned that other liquids weren't simply just mixes for different pisses. That's how old that was. When I was a child, my dad,

were purposely pissing every picture a lemonade I can find just to give us the flavor we desired as you I like a Tito It's not even a big pizza It's not even a good impression I love it

It sounds like Sylvester Salona field A clown That's what it sounds like It sounds like It sounds like Jimmy But a deep voice Jimmy from South Park That's all it sounds like

A little bit He does sound yum Slivenster's slightly disabled Jester. He's Sildester slow. Shut the fuck up, Chris. Selgester is amazing. Ew.

That is an amazing photo in my head. Sylvester Seload is just one of those like three pronged hats of silver things on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's just drinking piss and a crazy straw. Just the silliest straw is so skinny. It's dangerous. It's almost illegal how silly that straw is. It goes in so many different.

direct it takes him it's coming he's wearing he's wearing he's wearing he's wearing one of those jester hats but it's like it's also a soda drink hat and it's so full of piss and the straws are so fucking outrageous it takes like if from the second he starts sucking it takes a minute for the liquid to get to it to buy that's crazy imagine being direly thirsty and that's what you're got to go through dude that's so much sucking that is so much thirsty and you got to and it's taken forever to get there. He's got the biggest lungs, though, because he just takes these huge fucking breaths

so he can just suck for a minute to make sure he quenches his thirst. A big reason why I can get so much air in my body, by the way, I can get so much air in my body because all these years of drinking piss has eroded by esophagus and inner lining in my mouth. There's a lot more space in there for all the air that I can suck in.

He gongles piss into mist, dude. When he starts to pissing, A girl in a piss turns into dust. Hey, it's me, Jamie Fallon. Welcome to my stupid show. We have here piss gestures Stallone. And that's why I ask you a quick question. How did you get into drinking piss?

I'm funny. Please, please clap. Well, I could. The second I was bored, I was born, pissing in my own mouth. I thought this is the way to live. I thought there's no. I was like, my God, I love pissing. See, I was born on suicide watch.

You know, the second I pissed in my own mouth, I was. I found a reason to live. You know? That's so funny. I was born on suicide watch. That is such an outrageous thing. Jimmy Fallon going, that's so funny.

That's so much of the law. Anyway, what the fuck is going on? Let's do some karaoke. Jimmy Fallon says outward. That's hilarious when we do it. Suicide watch. Oh, fuck. Please stop.

gargling piss for one minute and answer my questions. Welcome to the late show. Welcome to the late show. And this is our newest segment, carpool and gargle piss with Sylvester Stallone. It's just two people on a really long, boring commute, gargling piss the whole time. What's fucked up is I would watch that. I would actually watch that. Oh, my God.

Why would you watch that? For what purpose? So absurd. You wouldn't watch various celebrities of varying degrees of stature and stardom with Jimmy Fallon in a car commuting, gargling piss the whole time. I would watch it for a little bit, but I would not, I would not make that a regular watch of mine. I wouldn't watch. You get the highlights. Because I'd want to see it at least one.

A few seconds of every celebrity. Like, I want to see fucking Taylor Swift and, you know, just, you know, the biggest celebrity on Earth, right now just fucking gargling like really fucking dark piss you know piss that someone who's severely dehydrated might as well be coffee yeah and then she just like doing her I don't know whatever song she has that's too summer right there's one with summer it is crazy it is crazy to me that like you said taylor swift and it's funny because that's the first thing i thought too and it's like it's so crazy that she's just become the default celebrity Like even to people who like I'm not even like a fan of Taylor Swift

Not like a hater or anything But it's just like it's just not for me at all I mean she's just so whatever Yeah I mean she's just objectively she is the biggest celebrity on the planet right now Like I don't know who else is bigger I guess I'm not you're right you're right you're right

No she by far by far No you're right you're right she even Dude Drake's even fucking Uh jealous of her success He's even uh took a little shot at her in one of his bars as far as like Because he wants to be number one but obviously, nobody, no one, no one's going to touch that shit. And speaking of Taylor Swift, there is something we could talk about.

I just learned about that. So Taylor Swift's dating a guy named Travis Kelsey, who's a, it doesn't matter what he is. But I was going to say he's a tied in for the, the Kansas City. He's like a baseball player or something, yeah. Yeah, he's a, yeah, he plays, he's one of the enforcers in soccer ball or whatever the fuck it's called. Yeah, he's a shortstop for the thing. Kansas City Knicks. Yeah.

The Kansas City Stevie Nix. He's the Kansas City Stevie Nicks. And I guess he just, he won a ticket to the Stanley Cup or something. And Taylor Swift's dating him. And the right, it is in unison. They all, I guess since she's just like, I don't even know if she's ever said what she is. I think she's come out and, you know, and. She's a liberal for sure.

feminism or something. I guess. I mean, I just, I think by default, I just don't know if she's ever like actually came out other than saying, hey, registered a vote. She has talked about, I feel like I remember a video where she was, I mean, this might be a dream. I don't know. But I don't know why I would be dreaming about Taylor Swift's political opinions. I feel like it's real. But there's a video of, I think there's a video of Taylor Swift talking about how she feels a responsibility to like,

not like to specifically be as as outwardly political as possible and she's definitely not like a Trump person so like you can be you can just kind of assume I don't know why I remember this video

I stumbled across it on Twitter or something I think because the right was angry about it actually like straight up I think I just saw people clipping it's probably right yeah you're probably right the only thing I know now even though I definitely know she has not endorsed anyone for

isn't it this cycle or anything? But there's this grand conspiracy that, first of all, that they're saying the NFL is rigged. There's, the crazes always say it's rigged no matter what. I just learned this yesterday that there's a conspiracy that the logo of the NFL, depending on the colors, determines who wins because it's happened a couple of times. Essentially, it's happened like three times.

Yeah. So basically when it shows the logo, it'll show usually two colors. And whichever color has the less of it wins. And that's basically, it actually coincidentally has happened. But like out of 50 something Super Bowls has only happened recently. And it's just people latching on any kind of coincidence possible. And now they're saying, oh, since Taylor Swift's dating Travis Kelsey, of course the Chiefs made it to the Super Bowl. I'm like, nigger, they've been three out of the last four fucking years.

The Chiefs have been amazing consistently the last few years. probably he's probably going to possibly be better than Tom Brady. Like Patrick Mahomes is arguably, bro, he's how young he is. He's the most likely to reach that height. He's most likely to possibly surpass him. I, dude, he's so young. Derek, stop. We're not a sports podcast.

We're not going to. We're not a sports podcast, but it is very easy. We're not going to explain between me and you. I didn't know Kingston was such a big. fan of kissing your dad on the mouth, but I mean, I'm a big fan of the best quarterback of all time, because that was my only team I liked. But granted,

I've, I'd only watch, like, maybe like six games season, so I'm going to hold off. This nigga was a Patriot fan. It's fucking sick bitch. I don't know, yeah, I didn't know you're into kissing fucking boys on lips, too. It's kind of weird. Look, I'll kiss my son in the lips until he's like, hey, dad, that's weird. So he's like, dad, that's weird. I'm like, I'm done.

I ain't teaching my son. I ain't teaching my son. I ain't teaching my son. What did you say? What did you say? Yeah, what did you say, Pope Benedict? Is that he said? No, no, no. What did you say?

Derek, what did you? Everybody repeat what they just said. Everybody here. Let's just repeat themselves. I'm just saying, like, I ain't teaching my son incest tendencies, man. I ain't trying to have my son reluctantly fucking make out with me and shit. You're kissing that motherfucker on the lips. The hell?

Reluctantly. Yeah, because that's all, every single time, every single time you see a little boy kiss their son or something like that or whatever. The son's always. like, ew. He's always like, he always wipes it off and he's like, yuck. It's always, but it's like, oh, that's cute. That's what boys, ha ha, ha, so cute.

I'm like, how about maybe. Boys is being boys screaming, he and where at each other. You gotta be, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just straight up, you gotta be, you, you have to be Italian for that to be okay. You know, that's like the only, because that's the culture there. Like, they just make out with each other. It's like, hey, Tony, how you doing? Tongue my nostrils.

Tongue my nostrils, Tony, come on. What are you doing? Show me some luck. and then they slurp on each other but hey Vinnie and then they start fucking blowing them a fucking five minute blow job

just for a greet I love the idea I love the idea of like shaking hands with like an Italian monster and then for like two frames they're 69ing naked vertically and then like on the third frame

they're back to normal they're back to normal two solid frames of real hard that is amazing they pulled their fucking close on that fast full throtal contact full throttle

I've noticed I've noticed that a big cheat code to make me laugh is just do something really fast and impossible right and then pretend like it never happened

like I feel like a lot of I feel like that's why smiling friends did it a lot for me Zach's show friend of the show Zach's one because there's so many moments in that show where people just like move like mega quick

and it's just and it's fucking kills me I don't know what it is. That's one thing that I noticed about family guy back in the day. Or like a, oh, something. And then all of a sudden, Peter falls and breaks the table impossibly fast within a frame or something. And the position he's in is like impossible to be in. That position where his leg is bent and his arm is bent the wrong way.

I love that shit, dude. Classic is that the most iconic thing to come out of family guy? In my opinion, yes. but do you know what in my opinion I think of I can think of something wait wait that fall is up there for sure in my opinion just that that frame fucking

that sequence no giggedy giggedy quagmire's lab is the most iconic thing comes from anybody guy no it isn't no it isn't I think it is I'm a hard thing it's a catch phrase but what I mean I think it's probably the most iconic thing I don't think so at all but what I mean by icon I don't mean necessarily

like a catch phrase it's not like oh Steve Urkel like, oh, did I do that? You know what I mean? Like, there's catchphrases like that in Family Guy or whatever. Like, that's, that's fine. Or like the chicken fights, I get it. But like, there, like, there are other shows.

I'll put it this way. Like, that fall is almost like the Wilhelm scream of like, of Family Guy. Because, like, I've seen a lot of, like, screenshots of cartoons where characters have fallen in that exact way. And it's no mistake. Like, it's very clearly like, this is the Family Guy fall because it's funny. And that's, like, interesting to me because I don't I can't think of I can't think of an example of like the

Simpsons having something like that even though the Simpsons is objectively like a more iconic show you know what I mean where like there's more like iconic moments to it or like there's more like memorable jokes or whatever or like catchphrases or quotes like I've never seen something from the Simpsons translate to like so many other things like that so that's that I don't know yeah there's a really weird tangent but it's great I mean that I feel like it's something that only cartoons was, you know, obviously able to get away with. And it's something that I'm actually surprised that a lot of cartoons never did it. As far as even just not even falling, just something happening.

Something there was nothing, right? There's just like probably two seconds of dead air. And then in the next frame, boom, there is the result. Like whether it's a fall or someone gets punched or something. something happening like that that it didn't happen very often or if at all when I'm trying to I'm trying to rack my brain and so yeah they kind of mastered that so good on them most iconic I'm trying to think of the most iconic thing so I write family guy into Google and the first thing that comes up I've never Googled this before is family guy death pose which is what's what about the knee thing then his footing his knee that's but that's a joke that's like it's the exaggerating it's it's it's it's the exaggerated thing is a great moment. It's probably one of the most memorable moments of family guy. But as far as something that was influential and something that I personally like the most about it is that style.

Because I love that style of comedy where that's what I love what people do it, for example. They do it a lot in, even in YouTube videos where they may be saying something. They say something absolutely absurd. And then maybe they'll either pause for a second. and then just immediately cut to the next thing. Kind of like, it's just like that disruption, that sudden switch or that from, you just cut out all of the bullshit in between. Like, imagine if Peter fell and you saw every frame of it and it was like as like,

as how an actual human would fall, it wouldn't translate. It just wouldn't. Yeah. It wouldn't be nearly as funny as it just, it already fell. He's done. He's twisted. He's fucked up. Table's broken or something like that or anything like that.

It just, it pretzels himself the fuck up. It's a great. It's such a funny fucking pose. But anyway, I don't know what the fuck we were talking about. We were talking about Tom Brady molesting something. I don't know.

Whatever. Oh, I was just saying Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift has become the boogeyman for, for conservatives because they're scared. They're scared that, and the NFL's rigged and every conspiracy theory that you can think of is because of Taylor Swift.

Oh, and know what they found out? They, um, so Taylor, uh, so, they, you know, obviously a lot of people on that, over there, anti-Semitic, you know, all these fucking Jewish base lasers. You heard Marjorie Taylor Green, blah, blah, blah, blah. So George Soros is somebody who they despise for similar reasons.

You know, he owns a lot of left-leaning media. And apparently there's a handful of people, including himself, that owns Taylor Swift's music, that guy's scooter, whatever the fuck sold it or something. Oh, yeah, yeah. And because of that, so she made her own music, right? there's the Taylor's versions or Taylor Swift version of stuff. They think that George Soros is controlling her, even though she's pissed off at George Soros and alike,

for owning her music and not selling it to her. She wants her master's. And they're saying, oh, she's controlled by this guy. And I'm like, it's the fucking opposite, dude. She doesn't like that guy. People don't. It's crazy. It is wild.

how people think about something for exactly, like if a complete thought is a staircase, people get on the first step and they go like, yep, I'm on the second floor now. And they just, they don't think for even like a minute longer

about like where they've arrived in the in these situations. It really is, it really is baffling. But I did see that too. Like I did see a bunch of people talking about how like, oh, it's the Super Bowl is rigged. And honestly, I don't know, man.

Like, I don't know enough about sports to even contend with it. Like, that sounds like something that might, like, I could see that being, like, I could see easily, like, ratings minded, money minded people being like, dude, Taylor Swift needs to be at the fucking Super Bowl. Like, if we can get Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl, we'll do it. Like, I could believe that. But also, like, that would be, I would be more inclined to believe that if that team just, wasn't historically very good, you know what I mean? Like if they weren't already kind of on fire. Like if they were just sucking forever and then all of a sudden they just got this spike

because they were dating tennis with, that'd be like, there's something there for sure. Yeah. Like that's definitely like. Right. Right. And yeah, no, Travis Kelsey's been one of the most famous people, one of the best titans. So naturally, she wants to date that guy that who's already been in the limelight. It's just, it's not even that like the other, like, she.

probably would have wanted to date Patrick Mahomes, but that dude's like married and shit. He's already good. I'm sure she would love to date the most popular guy in the league. There's another person that's, but anyway, it doesn't fucking matter. It's people, the conspiracies, look, man, and I want to say to the people that would probably think, oh, you're being naive that they're not pulling some type of strings. I think to a certain extent, once they are in a certain situation, I wouldn't doubt that say maybe you pay the referees to look the other way in certain instances or try your best to make these people win but don't make it obvious because of money.

I wouldn't even be surprised by that. But say, for example, if the best teams didn't make it, well, you can't, fuck, well, they fucked up. Now they have to make the best out of a shitty situation. That's basically how they would operate. But the people still have to catch the balls. They still have to, you know what I mean? Are they fucking faking them catching the balls?

Or are they like, that's the thing where I'm like, yeah. Yeah, y'all are being, you all are acting like these people are perfect and they're doing everything exactly as it's planned. Like it's a fucking play and it's just a perfect theater. Like it's completely, or it's like it's a movie, right? It's completely manufactured or something. And I'm like, the thing about it is that it would be, come on. It would be infinitely harder to fake it than it would be to just simply let it occur. Right.

Like, it's kind of like, it's, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, it's all stupid. It's silly. It's silly when you start, just like your analogy beforehand, they made it to the first step, and then they kind of like just didn't go any further. They didn't think about how hard it would be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm happy here.

Be very hard. I'm happy here just at the first step. I'm drinking my pants up and doing my time here at the first step. I'm not having a good time with this piss off the way. Hey, Adrian, don't come up to his piss. I'm having a really good time. There's a derangement. There's just a general derangement about so many things.

Like, I feel like it even extends to like the suicide squad stuff also. We're like, I don't know why. I don't know why people, I don't know how people got to this point where you, where you can only love something or you can only criticize something. And there's like no room for just acknowledging what is objectively. bad about something or what is measurably bad about something and what is probably not even really connected to any of that. It's either like all of this is terrible because it's because it's this or it's the best thing I've anyone's ever seen. And I don't know why this has happened.

It's, I don't know how this happened. It's been weird. People have a weird. I don't know either. I actually want to ask you guys. Connection to heroes. I've never seen. That's suicide squad stuff for sure. I've never seen, look, this is so, this, first and foremost, shame on you people that have spoiled the living fuck out of this game. Because it's just, now personally, I don't give a shit because I wasn't planning on playing it. I just, there's too many things in my backlog. I have no interest in playing it right now. I don't really care personally. But the amount of spoils that I've seen, because I usually actually don't see very many spoilers on my timeline, doesn't happen very often.

And if I think, if I suspect something, I'll just, click away. I saw so I've seen pretty much almost every cut scene on fucking Twitter and here's the thing and here's the thing I thought

when the way that a lot of people were preferencing these things in their captions I thought oh this is gonna be fucking terrible and this is what it was annoying me like because there were some dumb stuff but I thought

the way that they were talking about it was as if it was this is so for example you know spoiler for anybody I guess I think you knew that Batman was

What's up? We can't talk about this Without like I'm sorry If you're If you're excited for Suicide Squad Kill the Justice League I guess skip this conversation But I mean it's

I guess for me I feel kind of I don't know how you would even spoil this game Because the game's the title Look whatever There's spoilers for Suicide Squad Kill the Justice League But Yeah let's let's go

it's going to happen. I just want to say, so I saw, I want to get you guys take on this because I've seen different takes, but I saw people that were really upset about Batman, I guess just,

they said unceremoniously just being shot. And that was it. And I guess from somebody, and this is somebody who is a massive fan of Batman and Kevin Conroy and everything, I saw that and I was kind of, I felt,

indifferent. I didn't think it was awesome. I didn't think it was disrespectful, in my opinion. I just, I didn't feel, I thought like, I was like,

yeah, that was a scene that, like, just let's get rid of them. That's just how I felt. Yeah. Yeah, it's not,

can I enter Jack? Of course. Go ahead. Yeah. Go ahead. Being killed by Harley Quinn is fucking stupid. I'm sorry. Oh,

he's one of them. He's one of them. He's a sweet Batman being killed by Harley Quinn. It's fucking retarded. You got a, you got to, for what it is is what it is, you know, for it is what it is at the end of the day, you know. But it being Harley that killed him is outrageous. What's the difference? Because Batman doesn't take her seriously.

Put the bullet. She's like, oh, you're like a dumb dog that exists in where I am and you and you and your master get together and do silly things sometimes. But you're just the dog. So I was like- In the animated series, she almost killed him. Like, it's not- Because Batman didn't take her seriously. but but I just don't I just She almost did, you're right, you're right You're you're 100% correct

So it's Harley you know I doesn't bother me I don't know Hartley Harley I guess Harley has Harley has her moments Throughout her existence of Being extremely on point and focused And then her being a complete joke

You know at the same time The I didn't really care that much As I'm like this was gonna happen obviously Obviously they're gonna give Harley to kill Batman Because that's, that's, that's the two interconnected characters. You know, Batman doesn't give a fuck about dead shot and all that shit. And that's, it's what's going to happen.

You know, they're going to kill everybody. They're going to somehow kill Superman. I don't know how these fucking four com stains are going to somehow kill literally divinity, but they're going to do it somehow. They're going to kill John, even though John can, like, knock planets out of orbit. They're going to do this somehow. The moment they killed Flash, I was like, oh, they're going to be able to kill everybody because Flash is the hardest to kill out of all of them.

I should just go back in time and beat up your mom while he's pregnant with you, you know? Like, if this is going to happen, it's going to happen, you know. You absolutely have to suspend all of that. I remember, I was 13 years old. You know, you got to be like, well, this is going to happen. Yeah. Dude, when I was 13 years old, just real quick, my friends and I had a, because Batman was always cooler than Superman always and always will be.

But I was just trying to be realistic about it because we were 13-year-old dumbass kids and are like, hey, let's be realistic about it. Because the whole idea was Batman versus Superman, who would win? And I'm like, can we not talk about this? I'm like, I know we're 13, we're dumb-ass kids and this is supposed to be fun, but this is a really dumb argument.

And it's like, if we're going to make the comic book, right, just like, say, the Dark Night Returns or anything, we're going to have to suspend a lot of shit to have fun with it. So my thing is, yeah, we can suspend a lot of things and have fun with it. But if we want to be real about it, you know Batman has, Superman could just pick up a block of an entire block that exists and then throw it and Batman can't, what is it going to do?

Can he dodge? Can he get out of the weight? Yeah. Superman can pick Batman up. That's the problem I have with DC over Marvel. Batman up and roll him into a meatball literally. Like there's no, there's no fight there at all. That is the, that is why I, the between Marvel and DC, right?

Like, like Marvel DC, like they both have their moments of outlandishness, right? You know, like every so often, Spider-Man somehow. comes up with a way to stop Hulk or like stuff like that. But in the moments where it's like, all right, Tony Stark, you got to go stop Thor. Tony's like, no. I'm not doing that. There's no, there's no, he's going to kill me. He's going to murder me.

I'm not going to go fight Thor. And they're like, oh, he's always like, no, I'm not doing that. I will say the plan. Roll another plan. In the comics, I've discovered less fuckery. But to be honest, I don't read as much Marvel comics as I did DC. in the MCU though I feel like there was a lot of

nerfing to do this to make a lot of characters exist alongside each other and fight or anything there was a lot of like fuckery and it's expected and so for the way that let's say that

the way that I saw people reacting to Batman being killed it felt like oh they pull this pants down and fucked them to death or something that was the type of vibe that's exactly what I thought The Brumray takes out his extraordinarily curved dick.

It's curved into his height. He has a poo-ray-grim. And he starts fucking it. His dick is curved. It's big and long. It's poking into his hip. And he starts fucking Batman with it. And it's got a five-minute seed.

Oh, yeah. When he, when he, when he comes to come. On his own dick, that's straightening it out. When he comes, it comes back to him. It comes back in his dick. It goes back into his dick. So he just comes to him. It goes right back in after.

So stupid. I see somebody coming in and coming right back in his pleas. Dude, that really is how the reaction was. It's like, I can't believe they pulled Batman's pants down and just fucking, I can't believe they opened his urethra and fucked his penis live on stream. And it's just like, what the fuck? He just got shot on a part of Ben. It's like, it's unceremonious.

Like, there's, look, there's nothing about the game that I find like, like, exceptional. Like, I actually, I sat and watched, because I don't think I really want to play it. Like, there's nothing really about it that is drawing my attention. But I did watch all the cutscenes. And I had no fucking issue at all with really anything. They did, like, some of its handled kind of weird.

It's not written amazingly. I think there's, like, this really weird problem that it has presentation-wise where, like, there's a lot of dead air. And I don't know why. It's noticeable. Like, there's no music. really underneath certain scenes

which is fine but then there's like a lot of like awkward silences and dead airs it's almost like they're acting through like

it's almost like the actors are acting in person but like with a discord delay or something like there's like a really unnatural

cadence to the way they all speak but I was honestly I don't know man I was watching it and I was kind of entertained by a lot more of it

than I thought I would be and so like to me I'm just like oh, this is kind of like not... And again, I really hate how this always gets twisted. It's like, well, you're running defense for the game. No. I still wouldn't recommend people buy it.

It's nine hours after nine years of fucking development. There's really not much there for it. You're not really getting memorable, like, exceptional moments out of it. They squander a lot of the deaths of the Justice League, quite frankly. They're all kind of bland, you know? That's what blew my mind. It's like, I thought... I thought it was going to be the most offensive shit.

Like when Deadshot shoots Green Lantern in the head after he's like depowered, it's it's off screen. And I was like, dude, if you're going to be disrespectful to the villain, if you're going to be disrespectful to the heroes, I want to see Green Lantern's head explode. Like I want to see that. I didn't see that. Yeah, like a lot of it, a lot of it kind of happens off screen.

It was like it panned away. Like, bro, that's like, did you, did you guys play, oh my God. Did you guys play Mortal Kombat versus DC Universe? Yes. No. Because that was, Warner Brothers was all crying about that. It has to be rated T for teens.

You can't murder the superheroes. So then you had Deadshot and Joker that had headshot, they had headshot fatalities or whatever, and they were off screen. So it was like, implied. So lame. And I was like,

this is so fucking stupid. Like just. Yeah. But then I don't know. I can watch Thon get his head fucking blown off and flashpointed. paradox, you know, like, we can see some gruesome shit happen. Right.

I don't see. Especially in a post-invincible post-the-boys climate, I think it's really lame for Rock State to be like, yeah, let's not show Green Lantern's head exploding. You're doing a game about the suicide squad. That's because of the, it's not, it's not Rocksteady doing that. It's not Rocksteady doing that. Do you think it's Warner Brothers? Of course.

It's Warner Brothers. It's 100% Warner Brothers. Sure. It is 2 million percent. But they may, but, but, but they already. They agree to make this. They agree. to make a game where they die.

I understand. They agreed to play in a mortal combat game. You're right. Yeah, I guess that's fair. But the characters, those characters, suicide aren't, they are not Superman. They're not Batman. They're not Wonder Woman. They're not, you're not, you're right. You're right. I get you. That's actually, I had

100%. I hadn't. I agree. They should blow their fuck. I wanted, I wanted someone to pull Flashes legs off and beat him to death with him. I think that would have been the most perfect. way to kill Flash. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think Batman,

the best way to kill Batman, would be so funny. Showing him, showing Alfred getting raped. Perfect. Yo. Dude, I think, yes, sincerely,

like, there's so many, the thing to me that the game really drops the ball with, again, I haven't played it. Like, it doesn't look like it. Look,

it's a live service looter shooter based on the suicide squad. It makes no fucking sense. It makes no sense. It looks like it's fun to play, but like it looks like it all. also doesn't make sense that it's these characters doing these things. Like if this was like,

it almost like crackdown. You know what? Have you ever played crackdown? It kind of does look like crackdown. It almost looks like crackdown where it's like if this was like, if this was like a new crackdown game, it would have been like, dude, this is fucking, this actually looks fun. This actually looks sick. But it's Harley Quinn web swinging and fucking king shark swimming through the sky with like a heavy machine gun. It's really fucking dumb.

That's the old. So like there's a lot of dumb things about it. I am a massive fan of King Shark. So that's the only thing that even made me remotely interested because I just always, I grew up with a show called Street Sharks. And King Shark was absolutely inspired, in my opinion, at least as far as his form goes in his frame. And I'm like, no, obviously he has a regular smaller shark head, but not like an actual street shark. but just the concept I was like

I love this I love I love stupid creations like that and so I kind of want to play as King Shark that'll be fun He's also the best character in the game in my opinion

Like watching the country He's the most entertaining one I'm sorry Did you I did He actually made me laugh He made me laugh Yeah I just want to say

It just hit me Did you guys get on to Sylvester Salome Because of King Shark? Is that where your Was that him? Oh no No.

Was that him in this one? No, he was in the movie. And the suicides squad in the movie, Sylvester Stallone played him. No, it was completely separate. It was completely separate. How did you get there?

I don't. I really don't know. I really have no recollection of how we got there. But that is wild. Okay. Fair enough. I hadn't pieced that together.

Maybe subconsciously maybe it's possible because we were talking about the suicide squad as well, but like not, not really. They fucked so much up, man. Do you guys have a vaude? beat up by Superman, it really made me want to cry. I teared up a little bit.

When one woman, what doesn't happen? It doesn't happen. She gets the shit beat on her by Superman. Superman beats her ass and I'm like, oh, okay, I got you. I'm like, come on, y'all. That's not how that works.

Why? What do you mean? That works, man. What do you mean? In a fight, Wonder Woman's not being Superman. He's more powerful than she is. And the scrap is not going on that way. Spoilers.

She didn't. She 110% did. No. In suicide, I told the justice. Yes. Are we talking about the game or what are we talking about it right now? I'm talking about the game.

In a game, she gets her ass beat by him. Like beat bad and then... You're saying Superman beats the fuck out of... Wonder Woman, yeah. Like very badly. Like very, very badly. What is your gripe?

I'm confused. Yeah. Because that's how that happens. I feel like you said two separate things. I feel like you said two contradictory things. You said it's unreasonable for Superman or it's unreasonable for Wonder Woman to have beaten Superman. Superman.

Be beaten by Superman. Why is that? It doesn't happen like that. Because what does that mean? In a fight and a fight when they're fighting each other, Wonder Woman always wins that fight. He's a much better fighter than him. Oh my God.

Superman is just a strong dude that has a lot of power. Do you get? Is a strong bitch that's been a warrior for centuries? Are you familiar? Are you familiar? Are you familiar with, there's a famous Stan Lee quote where he's talking about Because whoever, yeah, the author decides

who wins, yes, that's very true. It's just been the authors decided who's won that fight for decades and it's usually not that way. Okay, well, this time it's... I understand the reasoning. And now you recede. And now he receives. I've been reading comics for a long time.

And for decades, it's been like, oh, Wonder Woman's Superman having a fight. Wonder Woman's like everybody else leave. He's going to punch a hole through you guys. I'm going to be able to beat him. That's what happens. Is your point that, that Wonder Woman

It's just my point is that a lot of liberties were taken in really dumb directions That's like not even the biggest grab habit That I was like I guess Superman's gonna be the last one To fight obviously Superman They're gonna have to fight him last But it's just like why are you making so many dumb decisions Also how the fuck are you gonna explain to me

That this is not like It's like the Guardians of the galaxies Beating Suf Thanos It's like what how are you gonna explain this to me This is stupid. No, they can't. That's, I mean, I don't know. The flash by himself as a character would have tossed all of them.

I find it fucking strange that people are taking a concept like suicide squad kill the Justice League this seriously. When realistically this is, I don't know, to me, I look at this like Deadpool kills the Marvel universe. You know what I mean? Like, why do you care at all that this is happening? That comic is extremely stupid. People like it. It's Deadpool. It's funny.

But it's like, it's extremely dumb. Like, things. Like that are like because what happened now, right? I just, I don't know. I can't. These things reach mass consciousness. This is what happens. No, no, no.

No, no. This is what happens. This is what happens. It's not, this thing's reach mass consciousness, right? Right. And then you hear some motherfucker with their whole chest saying, well, dead shot shot Superman in the face and killed him.

So Batman should be, or they're making these dumb analogies. And I'm like, bro, you don't even, you watch the game or you read this dumb thing that is completely out of it. Like, that's why people argue that devil would kill anybody in Marvel universe. Because one Deadpool did that. I'm like, what? I've,

I've personally, I've never, and throw his body away. Look, I've personally never ran into anybody saying anything like that because I just, my friends aren't like completely retarded.

They're just not. You know, they're like, say people have discussions with, like they're just not. Like, we understand. It would almost be like,

oh man, Winnie the Pooh is awesome. You know that fucking dead poo parody? Like he could, he could fucking, like, what are you fucking talking about? about it's just bullshit it's just nonsense it's nonsense that's not even supposed to be taken seriously

the thing that i really want to get it it's not even necessarily that it shouldn't be taken seriously like i get it that they connected it to the arkham universe and that was that's really stupid like i don't know why i don't know yeah it's whatever damage to arcum universe but not as much i think it's really dumb look here's here's here's the reality right like there's a lot of things wrong with it's a live service game with a fuck you i like with with gameplay mechanics that don't match the characters is it a life service game i thought it what is what i'm sorry it's it is yeah there's going to be like I don't know what is about it.

I thought they didn't have any, like, I just thought it was just online, but there's not, it's not a long, I thought it's not a life service. I thought it was just online. So it is always online. Yeah,

it is a looter shooter. From my understanding, so you do get loots and packs and shit or whatever. You get, yeah, you get loot from beating bosses and stuff like that. It's like, like,

I've heard a lot of people say, like, if you like the, if you like the Batman universe and you like destiny, this is like a perfect game for you, which is like, I don't know. Maybe. I could see that working maybe on a gameplay level. But like, I don't know. To me, there are so many problems with it that are obvious where it's like, okay, you've had that you have this live service game that is for some reason

a suicide squad game. Those things don't match at all. You have gameplay mechanics that don't match the characters at all. Like there's no reason why Harley Quinn should be swinging around or Dead Shot should be jetpacking around like Iron Man. It's fucking weird. It's bizarre. It's bizarre shit to see. It doesn't match at all. The UI is fucked. The writing is like pretty uninspired and bland. The presentation is a little bit iffy, you know? But the issue that I take was like a lot of people

criticizing the game on a front of like, oh, this is disrespectful. Grow up. I think that's mega gay. Like it's fucking like, oh, you're being... Ultra. Disrespect. Like, arguably, and I'm not even remotely kidding,

the only correct thing they even remotely did with this game is be disrespectful. to the superheroes. Like, it's the only thing that they're doing even right at all, and even they're doing that not enough. I want to see John Stewart's head explode. I want to see Flash's legs ripped off and watch him beat the death. That's hilarious. If you're going to make a game called Suicide Squad Kill the Justice League, it should be hilarious in that way. Like, Flash should lose his legs, and he should be beat to death with him. Batman should have, I don't know, but I don't even know what you do with Batman. Watch Damien Wayne get thrown in a human-sized blender.

I mean, everybody wants that Everybody wants that, dude Be me disrespectful, dude, dude, he's a disrespectful, fuck him be mega disrespectful

and the thing that bothers me about it, it's like, dude, like I, like, I want to see, I want to see that. I like that shit.

It reminds me of like games like prototype where like they used to make games they used to make games like this where like you were the villain were like, put the nice shackles.

Do you remember when they used to make villain shackles? Yes. smack his mom. I, it should, I don't, it's just,

this is the, this is a weird one. I feel, I feel bad a little bit. Perak's daddy, because it's just like, damn, you know,

I, I, I would have, yeah, like, whof. And look, man,

and I guess why I'm not even disappointed is because I felt, I was completely satisfied with, Arkham Knight, to me, Arkham Knights, though,

that's it. That was good. good. I'm, I had fun. I don't give a fuck about this anymore. Like, I'm totally fine. And really, those games have a lot of replay value too. Arcum City's fucking awesome.

Like, it's, I've played it like two or three times since it's been a thing. And every once in every once in a while, I'm like, oh, man, you know, I might pop that back in. And then I I think about Arkham Night, other than that the gay, stealthy, fucking car shit. That is the only thing I don't like where you're like, The car is objectively the worst part of that game. I'm fucking Zanzibisher in a car.

What am I doing? I'm stalking tanks and shit, what the fuck is this? That was so stupid. It's very dumb. It's very stupid. Yeah, it's overall, like, when you're not in the, when you're not in the Batmobile, that game's great. Like, I had a ton of fun with Arkham Knight, like, sincerely.

To the point where I was, like, I was actually, like, really confused with a lot of, like, and to be fair, I think, like, the PC version was fucked. And so, like, a lot of the scores were, the scores were, the scores were, were tanked because of that. But I remember beating it and being like, outside of, you know, outside of that stupid tank shit that they make you do, which is really, it is bad. That was fucking great. That was a great fucking game.

Like, I had a great time with this. This is sick, you know? And I think people don't know how to do that. People don't know how to, I don't know what it is. But like, like, I feel like people forgot how to acknowledge that, you know, things, especially when it's art or like any kind of. kind of product. It's usually an assortment of various different things. And so, like, yeah, I think there's a pretty good chance that the Suicide Squad game is pretty fun to play. Like,

I'm pretty, I'm, it does seem like a turn your brain off kind of, like, I could see myself kind of enjoying it a little bit. But like, you know, I also just don't think it's done very well. I also don't think it's the most disrespectful fucking thing on the planet that should warrant the, the amount of crying that I've seen about it. I think it's mega lane that's happening. But it's not, I don't know, it's not this nuclear fucking Holocaust and it's not, I just don't know what's happening. Like, there's a new, there's a new Green Day, there's a new Green Day record out, right? And there's a lot of songs that I like on it. But there are some songs that I'm like, oh, this is a great song. This chorus sucks though. You know what I mean?

But I still, I like the song, but like, that chorus sucks. And you can, I, I don't know why people can't just acknowledge that anymore. Like, oh, I love this, but this part of it sucks. Or like, yeah, that thing's pretty bad, but it's not the worst thing that it could have been. Or like, this is actually not so bad. Or like, this is actually pretty bad, but this is like the worst part of it. People don't know how to dissect their things anymore. Yeah, I feel like this is a weird, a mob thing that I haven't seen in quite some time, I guess, where I feel like.

I feel like. That's a good, that's a very good example. where I look back on it retrospectively or whatever and to me the biggest okay obviously we've already talked about this a million times with the plot being all fucking jumbled around that it was kind of stupid

but then literally the only reason the only reason I didn't like Abby to me like say a lot of people had a problem with Abby and for all these various amount of reasons to me I only just thought oh it's stupid that she's fucking built like a truck and nobody else is I was stupid it's it's not not a point of contention that makes me think this game's the worst thing ever.

It's not, you know, like, the elements about the game. The game look beautiful. Weird is about that game. Yeah. It's strange. There's some people like bitch about it. I'll say it right. Like, I don't like The Last of Us part two at all.

Like, I really, I find no joy or entertainment or really anything about it that I enjoy personally. I don't think that's a bad game. Like, it is objectively. not a bad game. It's just very clearly like this is not for me. Like whatever this is, it's not for you. And there are some valid criticisms that I think do apply even to people who do like the game. Like I do think the game is too long. And I do think the game kind of spends a lot of time not really doing a lot of new things to justify that extra runtime. I do think that's objectively

true. Like even if you like, it's like Red Dead 2 or like Death Stranding where it's like I love those games, but like you could have ended that maybe five or ten hours earlier and I would have been totally fine. You know, like, yeah, like, you could have easily. I mean, Red Day, you go to Cuba, you know? Why are you in Cuba? That's so could have been cut. So easily going to be cut out.

Yeah, yeah. I was like, it feels very. You go to Cuba and you just come right back, you know? So I was actually, you spend six hours there. You come back. I was actually, because I've been in a, my YouTube recommended this full of like Red Dead videos for whatever reason. It's all this like, I don't know.

Like, I've been on a Red Dead kick lately. And I've, apparently, I found this video that was like kind of going into like some, going into like cut content or like some of the files in the game like like looking for stuff that might have been cut or whatever and apparently that section was supposed to be like a second like fully explorable place but it got like whittled down so that's why it's in I think that's why it's in there where it's like we spent

so much time developing this we got to like we can't just like throw it out let's at least have like a linear let's at least have like a linear section which I can I can get in respect but like that that that does when I learned that I was like that makes a lot more sense why that's there because it just sort of happens and then unhappens really quick. Yeah, yeah. But, but yeah, like, I don't know, man.

Like, there's flaws with a lot of people's favorite things and that's fine. Like, there's a lot of stuff that, like, you might hate that you should also be able to acknowledge isn't objectively terrible. And that it kind of extends just generally like the internet. Like, I think people, people really hate Neil Druckman and I don't really know why. He's like the, I think he's like, he's the head of naughty dog. and people are like over... I have a suspicion.

I have a suspicion. What do you think it's... What do you think? I think it's him... It's one of those things where, like, you have to... We are... It's... Anyone who's paying attention already knows how a lot of these companies in the gaming industry,

especially if they reside anywhere on the West, most likely they're going to have some type of progressive values. It's just like normal. Oh, right, right, right, right. They live in large cities, whatever. Who gives a fuck? That is... That is the standard thing.

I don't think anybody cares, but it's, it's Neil, hold on one sec. Neil went out of his way, for example, to consult with Anita Sarkeesian kind of shit. Like, when you do shit like that or say, I don't know if you remember Battlefield 5 when the fucking, the guy that was the head of it at the time, the creative director or something. He was like, oh, we just want to be on the right side of here. Like shit like that. I'm like, dude, shut the fuck up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like, like, everybody else is.

It is so crazy. Like, it gets so, like, there's a, there's a, there's a, I don't know if you guys remember this. Like, it was a couple weeks back, but I don't think we talked about it on the show, but like, there's a, there's like a video of Neil Druckman, like, on, I don't know if it was for an award show or something where he was on the red carpet and, like, no cameras were going off. I think it's because he was there for last of us through the show.

I saw that. I saw that. And, like, he's standing there and, like, no cameras are going off. And everybody's like, this pompous assholes really, like, sitting there fucking waiting for cameras. to go off. It's like, this is so embarrassing. And I'm like, dude, I guarantee you, like, he showed up because his show was there. And I guarantee you somebody in production was like, hey, listen, go stand there for 30 seconds and then move on because that's how this goes.

But like, the interpretation of it because people hate him is like, oh, look at him sitting there, like soaking up the spotlight, like, thinking he deserves it. Or like, he got a tattoo of the hammer. He got a hammer tattoo on his arm. And it's apparently like the hammer from the last of us Part 2 that, like, Abby uses or whatever. And, like, there was a headline. There's a headline that said, like, oh, Neil Druckman gets iconic hammer tattoo from Last of Us Part 2. And everybody's like, fucking Neil Druckman's so fucking pretentious.

He thinks that's iconic. And it's like, he never said that. Yeah, he just got a tattoo. Like, he just got a tattoo that probably, like, means something to him because, like, he made the fucking game. You must have some attachment to that fucking thing. And he did it. I don't think he was, I don't think he went into the fucking tattoo shop and was like,

yeah, give me, uh, give me Abby's iconic hammer from the Last of Us Part 2. You know, I made The Last of Us Part 2. Did you know that? You know that iconic hammer? I feel like people really go out of their way to, like, project the worst possible version of people into them. Oh, you're right. Just so it can be reflected back.

at them so they can get angry and it's mega weird like I just don't and maybe this is just because I've spent so little time on the internet lately in comparison to how I used to but like it's just fucking it just reads this terminally online weird behavior that I just I don't I don't get it. I don't get it

he doesn't deserve to be he doesn't deserve as much hate as he gets I just I just I understood he he did I say like a big example between say Corey Barlogue and Neil Drucker is Cory Barlogue is

is fucking progressive as it gets so of course a lot of people maybe if he just but when he's at work he's just doing his fucking job and I feel like Neil got a little bit inspired and this is even though he got a little bit sucked into that wave of that shit that was

going on the BuzzFeed type shit like how the fuck he rub shoulders with the knee to Sarkees for example that's just stupid she has no nothing to even to consult with her at all. Fucking Cards Against Humanity guy that the owner's like, oh, I like the cut of your jib. Here's $25,000 to go make your stupid fucking show. People got caught up in that zeitgeist a little bit. And I feel like there's some people that will forever attach him to that and just hate him specifically because so then they try hard, right? Then they try to do. But isn't that its own,

isn't that kind of its own cancel culture in a way? Of course it is. You know what I mean? Of course it is. Literally, yes. It absolutely is. They're the biggest fucking hypocrites. Absolutely. To me, to me the whole like They cry about everything and they're like,

it makes fun of people crying about stuff. 100%. It's fucking weirdest group of people on the fucking planet. Yeah. One thing quickly before we move on to questions or whatever. Because I think we, I think we've talked about pretty much everything about this topic. But like I do think, and this, to be fair, like, this could be just anecdotal because I've just happened.

to have come across or cross paths with a lot of people who have, like, worked in games and who have worked in games for a while. And I've had the privilege of having conversations with people who have been, like, in a fly on the wall in a lot of, in a lot of, you know, fairly interesting places. And the vibe that I get from a lot of that Anita's Archesian thing, which I think is so funny in retrospect is a lot of that was, literally just for like photo ops and for right and like for like just to be like hey yeah it's like it's like almost like a checklist type thing like i don't i honestly don't think most developers i'm

not saying all or i don't know maybe you know like it's based on a limited sample size but from what i gather a lot of the attitude at a lot of the studios that met with her to you know consult or whatever was this is look whatever this is happening right now let's just check off a box so we can get back to making the fucking game and it really wasn't taken super seriously which is like even by them which is funny that's that's that made me laugh out loud when I when I heard that but well I said some companies might have taken him more serious that no I think no I think you're I think you're absolutely right why because it was a cultural zeitgeist it was a thing that was happening, just like the rise of

SJWs, anti-H-H-W, whatever. It was a thing that was happening. We all fed into it in different degrees. It went away and guess what? These companies aren't consulting with feminist leaders anymore or they weren't prior to it. It was just the thing that happened. And

unfortunately, Neil Druckman, one of the people that did it because it was really Sony for some reason has this thing going on. And whatever and we'll move on. It's like say making some of their people are accusing them of making their female characters look kind of mid or whatever and all this stuff

and I'm like yeah maybe there is something going on but I can't say 100% for sure never spoken any of these people but I will say yeah their characters aren't fucking super ultra gorgeous okay they have this thing going on it so I feel like him getting out of that bubble of like the people that hate him I don't know if he's ever going to get out of it because he's just forever associated with that shit Sony. Yeah, I don't know. They thought Last of Us was woke as fuck

because there was lesbians and shit. I'm like, whatever, dude. Yeah, at a certain point, you can't really care about it. And I don't think he cares either. Let's be real. No, yeah, I don't think so either. But I'm sure it's frustrated to be like,

I'm sure it must be frustrating for Neil to, like, go out on a red carpet and no, like, I don't think he gave a shit that no cameras were going off. You know what I mean? Like, he doesn't strike me. And based on the people that I know who know him, like, he's not the kind of

person who wants to be there in the first place. So he's so, so, like, what is the right carpet of business? He gone to? Exactly. So I just, I feel bad knowing, just having been on the other side of it, like, having been in like these weird, like, kind of, because there was a, for creator clash. Like, I had to, I had to do this kind of, um, not media circuit in the same way, but like,

I had to be, like, interviewed and, and do all this stuff that I just, I really fucking didn't want to do at all. Like I had no interest. Even after the show, or after the show, after the fight, you know, there was like a whole red carpet thing that I went to. And I'm like, all right, I guess I'll meet some friends that I don't see often there, I guess. But then I was like called up on stage by a comedian, like a day after I had just been like punched in the head and broke my nose. And I was just like, I don't want to fucking be up here. But there I was on stage, like in front of like everybody, in front of a fucking room full of people.

people not giving a shit or not wanting to be there at all. And so, like, I guess for me, it's like I can somewhat sympathize with, like, being in that weird position where you're just kind of, like, misinterpreted or just in this really awkward situation that you just kind of have to be as a nature of, like, what it is that you're participating in. Anyway, I don't know. Yeah. That's separate.

Sure. That said, uh, I do think, uh, I do think, that, yeah, that's a W. Yeah. With all that. With all that said, Neil Druckman should be shot dead. I'm just kidding. I really do. It's all, it's all.

We can't say shit like that. In my God. I know, I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

I know. Just say that, dude. We're joking. What is Neil Druckman? We just spent 20 minutes going to bat for this guy. A guy that I don't know personally at all. Who's work I don't love. Okay.

So like, we've earned the right to like. Like, we've earned the right to poke a little bit of fun. I think it's just, I just think that, I don't know. I think it's that it's, uh, it's a little manipulative in a way it tries to, uh, it's a good tell you the story. Uh, I think that Abby's dumb. I enjoyed her. We've talked about the last of us.

There's a whole episode about the last of us that you can go watch for fucking years probably. Yeah. Not, dude. Ellie is the worst part of that series. Everybody's on fucking Abby. It's Ellie. Ellie's the worst part of that fucking game. Don't listen to Sweeney.

Just watch our other episode about it. Right. I'm fucking right. I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm just saying we've done this before. It's like the chicken fight. You know what I mean? It's like how many more chicken fights? How many more chicken can we have?

They got to make it. They got to make it really bombastic. You blew my mind. You blew my mind. You didn't know there was a lady chicken fight. I thought you guys told me that. I didn't say that. Who the fuck told me that?

I thought you guys told me that. Yeah. There's a female one. What? Who the fuck told me? I thought you guys. Okay. We did.

We did. Did you? I didn't say that. Chris just forgot. I didn't know. Because you don't remember anything You're fucking You don't know if you're telling the truth or not anymore

That's why You can be lying And told you don't remember anymore He's fucking say stuff Yeah, I don't even yeah Yeah Yeah Let's knock these questions out

Before I fucking Yeah Really start questioning reality All right Let's fucking Let's move on Halo 3 Mountain Dew Road

And he says hello Married Almost married It married to Glass Napal Divorce from Glassnapple Is Or not divorce She's you know

I'm a widow Because Glass Snapple is dead am. It's really tough out there looking for love after something like that. Whatever. Yeah, yeah. One day. Been listening since episode zero and a first time patron.

What's a song or band that you loved as a kid but now realize as terrible as an adult? I love this one because I immediately thought Mambo number five even though I always hated it. Yeah, I don't. I love that as a kid, but I can't stand as an adult. It's actually kind of hard I can't stand Sugar Ray anymore

I used to like Sugar Ray Yeah I don't know if I remember Listen to Sugar Ray Someday When my life had passed me by Or like I just want to fly

Or every morning There's a hello hanging from the corner Like first I used to like that shit as a kid And I listen to it now And I'm like this shit's fucking awful. Yeah. We call that white,

we call that white core. Apparently they used to be a punk band before they just sold out and went down that route. That is crazy. That is, they used to be a punk band. Yeah, apparently somebody actually,

I never listened to it, but they gave me their record. It was like a red disc. I never listened to it. I was like, I don't fucking, I was already, I don't care.

Yeah, who the fuck cares about the history of Sugar Ray? Not even Sugar Ray cares about Sugar Ray. Do remember they dude got mad when some kid called him Sugar Gay? You remember that? Yeah. There was like an interview happening and some kids was like, oh, Sugar Gay. And he like came and confronted of it.

I was like, you guys are forever sugar gay now. You shouldn't have said anything. That's so fucking stupid. You got to let it slide sometimes, Sugar Ray, man. God damn. No, you can't let it slide ever. You cannot let it slide. These little fucking pung is going to talk shit to you all the time.

You cannot let anything slide. No, but now you- You acknowledge that you're mad And now if I ever meet Mark McGrath I'm gonna say, hey, what's up, sugar gay? Like, not even Mark my graph. He's gotta, he's gotta slide you. That's it, he's got to.

I mean, if he breaks my jaw or anything, fair enough, but, you know, I got to call him. If you call him Sugar Gay, he will turn around and like, God of War III you. Like, he will, like, he will grab you, whatever they will turn first person. And they'll be like, dun dun, dun, and you just get dragged. He just fucking like, pokes your eyes out and shit. Can you imagine being beaten to death by Sugar Ray because of that? Like for calling him Sugar Gay? You know what it's like?

It's like that episode of Punk to where Zach Brath beat up that child. He shook him and broke his neck. He's like, you little fucking shit. You little fucking piece of it. Wait, would you apologize while he's beating you up? Would you just keep calling him Sugar Gay? I'm sorry, sugar gay? I would not stop.

You got to, that's how shows how real you are. If you're, if you're real enough to keep calling him sugar gay while he's like about to kill you, then that, that means something. What if it's a really, what if it's a really tragic scenario, though, where, like, he beats you. He hits you so hard in the head once that you're like, oh, my God, this is really bad. I have to apologize. But your brain has been damaged in such a way where you can only remember him as sugar gay. So like you're saying like Oh I'm sorry

You're trying to say I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I don't want to say this I'm saying the wrong thing I'm saying wrong You hit me You hit me what

You hit me You hit me This is like fucking When uh when uh When Negan Bash's fucking Glynn And he's trying to like say something A maggie

It's like the same scenario I love you He's trying to say I love you It is like And he's speaking in Korean, isn't it crazy? How he's speaking Korean? He's literally being Korean in that moment. He's glad he went to the Korean.

Sugar gay, goddamn, you hit me too hard. I think I'm going to go home and drink my own piss. And I think that's what's going to happen. That's the fact of somebody hitting you in your head. And you immediately result to a different language that you didn't even know you knew. That's probably what happened. The idea, I'm so much. There's so long.

The idea of Sylvester Stallone being beaten into drinking piss by Sugar Ray Leonard. Not Sugar Ray Leonard, Sugar Ray. That's fucking crazy. Sugar Ray Leonard? It's even funnier. That actually makes kind of sense, though, but go ahead. That could happen. Yeah, yeah. That makes sense.

Yeah, that tracks a lot more. The artist I used to like that I don't like anymore is Tyler Crater, actually. Really? Like a song or Tyler the creator? I don't think he makes good music anymore. being honest, but I think he's making me that he makes he thinks is good. Oh, wow. I'm going to put that now. I think Flowerwell is very good.

If I was very good, I think Igor is experimental. I think Coleman, you get lost a lot of flexing, a lot of flexing, like, a lot of him, like, being real flexing, what I've done, but I'm like, you're not a great rapper, Tyler. I'm missing you were talking about punching pregnant women and stuff like that. But also you grew up, you grew up, he changed

flow. Makes sense. I mean, I get it. It's like M&M to a certain... Like, uh, if... Marshall Mathers' LPs is goaded and then, and then it just, you know. I feel like people give Eminem so much more credit than he deserves for how long he's been like. Eminem was a great rapper for six years. He was an undeniably unbelievable arts of six years. I think the issue that you're facing is that like you think he's getting credit for making good music.

I don't think that's really what's happened. I think he's getting credit for being a good rapper, which he just objectively is still. Like he just doesn't write good rap. I think he is. I think that I agree with. He's an objectively good rapper. I just think that like the fact that relapse and recovery won Grammys really bothers me. That is crazy.

Because those albums are so motherfucking bad. Those albums are so bad it's impr- because I try to listen to them. I still stand by Crack a bottle being a fucking banger. Crack-a-bottle is a fun song. It's not a good song. I stand by that being a good song, bro. I think I think. What's the best part of that song?

What's so bad about... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, why is it... You're right, it's not the best part. Wait, why is it fun, but not good? Why does that not count? Like, what's another song? The honies like me like I play in a band. But they don't like...

They don't understand. That's D12. Yeah. Like, that song is great. Yeah. Because it's fun. It is not a good rap song. It's fun.

It's a fun. crack a bottle. That's so weird. Crack a bottle is a dope fucking beat first and foremost. It's a classic gray beat because the the chorus is fun as dude the chorus is crack a bottle. I fucking love. I love. I love a bottle. You just hit the lotto. Uh, uh, oh, oh, bitch is hopping in my Tahoe. That's a fuck dude. That is dope. I don't know what you're talking about. I guess. Okay. I love that. I don't know what that. I don't know what my band is is all of a sudden. I know. I love my band. It's not a good song. It's a fun song.

I understand what you're. saying about my band being like it's it's just it's clearly just they're them fucking around like at the end he starts thinking about a salsa like it's yeah but my salsa yeah my salsa like it's fucking it's fucking i i get what you're i get what you're it's such a i don't know i have a hard time like considering a song that i have that much fun listening to not a good i get what you're saying like they're just fucking around but it kind of reminds me of like you remember when uh blur did song too to make fun of nirvana and then ended up being like their biggest hit you know like it's kind of like that where it's like you can make something that that's just to

fuck around but like it can also be pretty fucking it can be pretty good i think you can but i don't think i don't think m&m has gotten that down pat i challenge everybody i want to hear from our homeless listeners go listen to crack a bottle and and let us know what you think like is this is this a good m&m song or do you agree that this is just is this is just a good m&m song or do you agree that this is like, no, I think this is way past his prime and it's, and it's, it's mid. Because I just, I'm, I may be in the minority where I just, I really like this song. And that, and I will say, obviously, I think, uh, Dre and 50, their, their verses are better. 50's versus really good.

It's great. It's, I mean, 50, when you're part of with me, let's consent to, fuck my asshole. He speaks through his teeth that I was. love you wouldn't believe I'm the gay I got shot nine times by some random nigger Get raped on

I took my life But I didn't concede I actually I'm having kind of a hard time Yeah Like I'm I'm

Like I'm having a hard time with this Actually Like I don't know what I don't know if there's a song That I There are bands that I can't Listen to earnestly anymore

I guess, like, it's hard for me to listen to, like, three days grace or something. That's a good one, actually. But I still- No, that's a good one. But I don't know, man, like... You don't listen to that shit. You don't listen to it, though. Right.

Yeah. But, like, I don't even know if it's necessarily because I wouldn't. I just don't think to because it's... Well, no, I know what it is. You know what I mean? Because you... You... Exactly.

You would feel gay listening to it. When I hear, uh, I hate everything about you or whatever, I think that's what it's called, right? Yeah. That song, I hate everything about you. I feel gay when I hear that shit. But I know that it's a good, that's a fantastic song. It's written great.

That guitar, the guitar in that song is fucking dope. Like, it sounds really good. But like, I just, I'm not a teenager anymore. I don't feel, I don't feel these things anymore. So it's not, so the question, the question is not necessarily, because it's like, what do you realize is now? terrible as an adult. I don't think it's terrible. I just think it's for a specific time. You know, like there's music for specific times in your life. How are those adults making

those songs? That makes it crazy to me. Because what are you going to have a 10 year old make it? Kingston? You don't have a 10 year old make it? Well, because no, because my question is this, right? That's a teenage fucking song. I hate everything about you. Why? Is there kids pop version of that? No. Very likely not. But the reason why adults make it is that. The reason why adults make it is, because they can and like you know there's a lot of people who are just like fucking immature for a really long time.

That's like a song you make a period time. You know like I made this when I'm 16 when I'm mad at my dad being a dumb bitch and my mom. Well, no but Kingston here's something that does happen right and I know because I've done this for sure

where like I have songs that I wrote when I was 15 that like I'll be like oh this is actually there's something here and then I'll just like finish it when I'm a lot older. You know what I mean? Because like why not?

I wrote it and I meant it at the time. So why the fuck would I not like it is? I don't really understand that that logic of just like, oh, I'm too old. I tried. You're not like, this is so gay. This is so gay. My 15 year old's I was so fucking gay.

I'll be honest. That's what happened to me. When I listen to my old shit, throw it away. I, I'm like, like, the lyrics, my, I used to write this. I was never super teenage and angsty, but I was trying to be like philosophical. And that was my biggest.

problem. I'm a dumb fucking retarded kid. You're not going to be, your lyrics aren't going to be very meaningful and philosophical. So I go back and read my shit and I'm like, this is just momentos and I will never touch this shit. But you were probably better at writing than say I was because I look back on my shit. I'm like, no, thanks. Yeah, I mean, it's not everything. I'll put it this way.

It's not everything. But like, I'll put it this way. If I wrote, I hate everything about you when I was 17 and I had a band at 25 and I saw that I wrote that, I'd be like, we're making this. You know, like, we're doing this. Especially if I have like a loose recording and it's just like, and it's like, damn, this is actually like a good riff actually. Like we can like make this really good now that we're actually like proficient at playing. Like there's, I don't know. I think there's value in that sincerely.

Maybe you want to, I actually want to try this now and write a, because, I might have mentioned on the podcast before. I never went through that teenage angst phase like most people do. I just for some reason didn't feel angry or misunderstood or whatever the fuck. Even though I loved all that music, didn't connect with Lincoln Park. I listened to it and be like, it sounds amazing,

but this means nothing to me. I want to try to write something. I want to write emo, angsty. I want to write something. And maybe you can help me. Let's write an anthem for the fucking teenagers, man. Let's see if we can do it. Let's not, bro.

Let's not. I think that's the worst era. I really think that was the worst era of music, man. I really cannot stand that emo. I don't know. I like a lot of it. Like, I still feel like the 1910s were a little bit worse.

Because for me, I also never went through that era, and I was just trapped around that music. I was trapped. And I was like, I don't like this. And I didn't know the radio stations to listen to hip-hop. It's strong to take on anyone. I know that you. you are wrong and this is the where you belong

where you suck the horns I hated that shit that's why I became a weeb at that era because that was my only escape was to become a weeb that was my only escape I never liked that song because I'm listening to the lyrics and I'm hearing how it sounds and I'm like this is so

because I was already listening to heavy music around that time this is so not heavy and like the lyrics though are like yeah yeah and I was like I don't like this I loved it honestly I had so much fun of it. The only thing I liked at that time was like Mastodon.

That's actually, now I think about it, that's probably, that's probably the example. That's like, I think Headstrong by Trapped is probably, it's probably the one where like, look, when you're, when you're a kid and you don't have a lot of, you don't hear a lot. Like, that's kind of, it's fun as fuck. It's good. Like, melodically speaking, I think it's actually pretty decent. But like, no. I agree. That shit is gay.

I'm sorry. It's gay. Look, it was gay when I was 13. Like, I wasn't. Now, look, to be fair, I wasn't angry. I think we're using gay a lot of this episode. I feel like we're using gay a lot of this episode. I usually don't use that phrase at all.

In the context of when some shit is just so corny, I'm like, dude, that is, come on. Sometimes when you saw shit, even as a kid, you sometimes had to at least acknowledge that, like, I know what I'm listening to is kind of stupid. Yeah, of course, yeah. Like, I was listening to, you know, there was some people that were making some really heavy music, and I felt like, oh, these people are little nuts. I felt like these guys are, you know, it was babies first fit, I guess. That's what that song felt to me. Right. It was like, yeah.

Headstrong by Traps is a mosh pit at a Catholic daycare. It's the best way that I can put it. I can't. Oh, my God. That was all surrounded by. and I was like I wanted any other kind of music. I wanted anything else. And I couldn't find it and I was like,

I'm just gonna watch anime. And an anime that's own damage to me. That's what I'm saying. That's like, I couldn't do it, okay though. You're not completely damaged. You're not like,

because the anime people I know are, they're fucking hopeless, dude. Bro, I could I stop watching anime at a certain time? I gave it up. You let out. Everything, I've liked every weird thing, but I always give it up before I go to my fault to you.

Like I liked Sonic a lot when I was younger. But I never, I never went online and looked up Sonic. I never did it. For some reason, I was like, I'm just not going to look up Sonic on the computer. I'm going to watch Sonic X and I'm going to really enjoy it.

I'm going to play Sonic Adventure for the Game Boy Advance and really enjoy these games. But I'm never going to look up on Internet. I don't need to know Sonics on Internet. So what is it about? It's fine. What is it about three days grace? It's a pipeline, bro. What is it about three days grace that I'd find like,

yeah, I'm probably not going to listen to Three Days Grace any time soon, but like if Breaking Benjamin comes on, I'm probably not going to skip it. Like, what is that? Because it did not have the same aura, dude. It was in the same genre. But like, say, for example, my favorite... Yeah, you're right.

My favorite song of theirs, and even the music video, if you watch the music video, So Cold, like, that shit was grown-up shit. It was not... I love So Cold. Like, it was showing these Amis niggas and this dude's carrying this cross and he essentially carries it into the fucking lake and, you know, yeah. it's like it's a really cool music video like just kind of this the concepts are

much more grown now diary of jane little you know kind of scaled back right sure but like a lot of their songs were the concepts were more grown up than like uh let's say i hate everything about you is there's some teenager fighting with this drunk dad in the music video you know this is about like oh yeah this uh that don't kill yourself song um what's it called not too late never too late like that that's a fucking great song i i even love the It's one of the simplest songs to play on the guitar that, like, I was like, oh, I love this song for that reason.

Is there a song that's called Do Kill Yourself? Probably, but I haven't found it. I don't think we do yourself. Like, do it. I did a song, I did a song a long time ago with Bionic Pig. It's actually crazy. Wow. Yeah, I haven't heard that in a minute.

Yeah, where we did have like the whole point was like it was like don't kill yourself, but it was like, it was like, even though you. really should you shouldn't and that was kind of that was kind of how we got around it I still like that so I think we I didn't feel like it came out pretty fun but yeah I uh I don't know man it is interesting I do think I do think there is a degree of like if it's easy to play I kind of maybe are I'm inherently a little bit softer on it because it's such a it's such a good way to get introduced to playing I think that's what I think that's honestly why like as I don't really listen to modern Green Day as much anymore. Like,

it's why I can't help it, like, have a really huge affinity for them because, like, so much of their shit was like, you could play this. Like, this was not even remotely out of the realm of possibility.

It would be hard to play it and sound as good. But, like, yeah, fucking brain stew. That's... That is... That's anybody. Amazing.

Amazing. Yeah. That's a great starting point. I find it hard that I can't stop coming in my sleep. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's it. No rest for God.

There's not in my eyes. I'm coming. Come, come right in my come. Gob, gob. Coming on coming up. I'm coming loads. All on my clothes. With every stroke.

I'm coming loads. No rest for cock. Inches in balls. No, you got to put that. You got to put that thing in. the words, he's like, uh, it's almost like a Bob Dylan

type type thing that he's got going. It's like, not quite, but it's like, he's like, I'm coming laws. Uh, uh, uh,

I homo, here we go. Damn damn. Damn it. On homo day. Her face is numb. With her coffee. Come.

On homo day. Did you just say on homo day? Ha, ha. That's a great fucking song, dude. That song reminds me. It's like, it's so duke-esque to me. I love that song. There's some, there's some about that.

I will admit, I will admit, as much as I do like that song, that was one of the songs that was like, I think it was just too overplayed for me at the time. So I can't listen to it now, but I do, it is a good song. Okay. But yeah. Hey, is it, let me ask you something. What was, uh, we'll move on.

Uh, I was, I recently because they put out a new album, I went on a Green Day binge to just kind of compare and contrast. And when you go to American Idiot, the songs all have like these Ford Slashes and there are two of them put together. Was it always like that or did they fuck up? Like if you go on Spotify right now, it'll be like holiday fucking. Yeah, and it transitions into like something transitions into. Yeah. Which feels like it fucks their numbers up too if that's...

Because, like, one of the most popular songs, obviously, good. But if you're Green Day, do you... You probably don't care about numbers. You're fine. You probably don't care about numbers at that point. You're fine. But, like, yeah, I don't know. There's some songs that, like, transition into the other one. And I don't know...

I don't know if it was always like that. Because that's been a thing that they've done before. Like, I think... There's a song on Duky that has a transition. Like, I think Chump transitions into... I don't... Uh, something. Like the next one after Trump

And like it like Oh long view It transitions into long view Like with that long base Like doom doom doom doom do yeah But but yeah I don't know It is weird Sometimes I just sometimes I'm on American idiot

I just want to listen to one of them And I have to skip ahead And it's kind of annoying It's a little weird It's yeah that I felt like that was super inconvenient I was like the fuck is this But whatever Anyway

Yeah Yeah I want to be an American It's definitely trapped It's definitely trapped Trapped with Headstrong is probably I don't know like that kid that I now realize Also that band is fucking crazy

That guy's insane Wasn't it didn't you like go on like a weird like Trump binge or something He's a fucking chud He's a fucking chud So is Aaron Lewis of Stain Because Stain's one of my favorite bands Stain is one of my favorite fucking bands

And I'm so sad Where he became He became the biggest piece of shit ever and even they just dropped an album last year and it's fucking amazing for like if you're a stain fan it's just as good as they're fucking like break the cycle shit which is insane to me

because it's been fucking over two decades and then this piece of shit's like yeah go ahead go ahead let me say if I can find the Google doc I wrote like when Aaron Lewis no when Aaron Lewis made that song that Trump song where he was talking about like

what the fuck was it? God that the boomer doomer song that boomer domer song I don't even know what it's called, dude. I'll be honest, I blocked it from my memory. I was just like, what happened? This was my god. That's personal damage. That sucks, dude.

Like, I, I, I, I just, stay in as that one, like, angsty alternative metal band that I just love so much. And I wish I could, I was like, man, I wish I could write songs like this because it's just so easy. It's so slow. It's so moody. It just like, I don't know. Oh, yeah. And now he's like. I wrote, I wrote like.

I wrote like a fake version of that song that he put out. Like I wrote it. I have it all written now, but I never did it. I was supposed to be a part of a video, but I was just like I just didn't have the time to put it in. Or like mix it or get all that done. Am I the only one? Do you remember? Am I the only one?

That's, that's right. It's flooding back now. Who sees their plans. They're trying to make our sons and daughters trans. Is it just me? Who sees through the lies? Mars. It's so...

Did you see that picture? Stop. Stop. We gotta do it. It's just making me angry. You should. You should absolutely do it. I should.

Guys, oh, this is that picture. Do you see the picture of the coyotes? Oh, go ahead, go ahead. The coyotes. Okay.

I'll see what you're going to say, and then I'll, I'll put it in the chat. I'll put it in the chat. I'll put it in the chat. All right, put it in the chat. The thing, the reason it stuck out to me is because I had a line

in that song that like I remember laughing when I wrote it. But I was too scared to sing it because I felt like people would like take it seriously. Because the song goes like, Am I the only one? I don't know, I don't remember what he said, but it was some nonsense about like how I was, who sees the dams on TV or whatever, like, you know. And I wrote it's like, am I the only one?

Sick of the soy. I like my hoods whiten with the pot. and all these like I love that line it's good but like I don't I was so scared I was so scared to record it

so what is this so what is this coyote thing are you talking about I'm putting the chat right now this fucking psychopath oh hold on I accidentally this better not be another image of Naruto being fingered again that's that was

that was wild that you best tweet of mine That was so much more. So Aaron Lewis, he took, I think, 24 or however many coyotes and spelled out Trump 24. Just a bunch of dead fucking coyotes and spelled Trump 24. Oh, my God. I do remember this.

And I'm like, you're a fucking psychopath, dude. And I was like, this is so fucking crazy. I used to, I used to fucking, this guy was used to be one of my favorite. favorite fucking singers. And it's like, damn. It's just a lot of people that I admire are turning into such shitheads. You sure know how to choose them, Derek. You sure know how to choose them, buddy.

I know. I guess it is my problem, is it? That is so fucking scary and cringe. Like, you would think that, like, let me take a bunch of dead animal carcasses and then spell out this guy. Like, you should never have that much. You should never revere a politician. that much ever. These people are like,

nah, but this guy, this guy, this, I hate the elites, but this guy, he's, he's the, he's the elite that's gonna somehow, uh, not be elite.

I don't know. Uh, it's something. It's something. I, I'm not going to finish that thought, though. Let's get out of here. Oh, no,

we gotta get, let's, where's, no, let's get it. Where's the, patron with the for where to go oh there it is uh oh oh i lost it peter pita i lost the patron on peter dude i was listening to uh i saw a shaming mcbooth

mother-law is the funniest shit ever to me dog what happened because the scream that lois voice actress does is crazy when peter eats out babbs he gets like sagically like presuppos whenever he hears he's like a certain show he like eats out the woman close to him. What are the fuck are you talking about? What are you fucking... Where Peter gets hypnotized, so whenever he hears a certain sort of

like a cue on a show, he goes down on whatever woman's nearest to him. That's a real episode. So he ends up eating out his mother-in-law. This happened on... What? South Park, you said? Family guy.

That's yours. I don't even... That ate out his mother-in-law. That made me one of... That made me want to quit the show. It was fucking hilarious because the way that Lois's voice actress screams is wild. I have not seen that and nor do I want to, I guess. I don't know.

What the fuck? It's funny. Yeah, I guess. I, uh, I, uh, I, uh, I, I feel like, I feel like that really like, that really threw me off in a way that I was not, uh, anticipating. Loisish. I have a gun, Lois. I'm coming for you. always.

Yeah, you're a freak, bro. Okay, let's see. So, okay, this is a funny one that I think we can... Well, I don't know, the Grognard's on YouTube wrote in. Says, what's up Homo gay men with Joe Rogan's podcast? Oh, punctuation is really important. What's up Homo gay men? With Joe Rogan's podcast getting worse, I've been on search for a new, for a podcast that fits

that broad subject matter but is also entertaining. What podcasts have you found that you all really like? I personally think this past weekend with the Ovan is pretty wild. So my recommendation, so there's this show called The Snark Tank that I think is pretty good. And that's, I think, where we'll leave it. You know, I'm not going to promote other people's fucking, are you kidding? Are you joking? I just really don't have one, though, to be honest.

Yeah, I don't have one. Yeah, I don't listen to podcasts. Almost nobody does podcast five days. a week either. Sometimes even six days a week like Joe. Like he does it like a weekly. That's why he's at like a thousand and something episodes, 1300, wherever the fuck he's at. That is crazy.

I feel you're paying. How long has he been doing this podcast? Huh? How long have we doing this podcast? He's been doing it probably since 2008 or nine, I think. I think that's when he really officially started doing it and then yeah. But then like when he started taking it seriously and started doing it

five because that's just nobody else does that really i mean people do like yeah radio daily shows and whatever the fuck but as far as podcasting i mean two a week is usually maximum that's usually the maximum or people diversified have a billion podcasts right so what's like that's why that's so many times i'm saying the n-word bro because Jesus that's a lot it's a lot of time sitting down talking a lot of n-words you gotta say that in or a few of them at least yeah the the alien outside your house the alien outside of your house writing he says hey blind black in my escaped experiment A long time patron, first time question asker. In the spirit of the Independence Day rewrite,

if you had to pick one, which crypted would you all have a guest for the show? Let's assume they're all smart enough to talk. Which one? You got to have Bigfoot. Bigfoot. I want to talk to Nessie and I want to explore her relationship with Uncle Phil. I don't want to know. I want to know how they got together.

are they dating I want to know it all Yeah Are they fucking Like what's going on Are you hello Nlessy Hello lockness monster

How you doing Are you fucking Uncleville? That's a little personal question Would you think Since we at least A pretty personal question Ask me Yeah

Maybe you at least want to give me A little junk before I get there I like the idea That the Lockness Monster is Are really like He's almost like Elon Musk on the podcast

On Joe Rogan Where he's like really boring I'm disappointing that would be to have a Like to have a supernatural fucking creature Like some some this is borderline folklore on a show In person for the first time And it's just boring as fuck Like imagine our first interview with an alien

Is bland Like it's not even as interesting as like Sydney Sweeney's hot ones You know Yeah just like One word answers Yeah So like

Tell tell me me a little bit about your plan or something. It's like, school. That would piss me off so much. It's like, is this guy blue there? He's like,

not really. Just no information out of this guy. So I think I would want the chupacabra just because I want to sort out like what the fuck this guy looks like. Like there's too many interpretations of this fucking thing. Bigfoot, I think we all have a pretty unified understanding

about Bigfoot, looks like. We even have that fake footage. I'm sorry, that real footage of him turning around in the woods. So we have like a general shape. But the chupacabra is literally just word of mouth. I've seen renders of him where he's like a goblin figure. I've seen it's where it's a dog. I've seen where it's like a bat type thing. Like I don't know what this thing is. So if I were to have one cryptid on the show, it would be, it would easily be the chupacabra just to render the mystery solved, at least for that. That's fair. Because I gotta know.

Because I gotta say, I don't think of a dog. I don't think of a dog when I think of the two-paraly. I don't think of a dog at all. I don't think of like this. Wait, you know, you remember, you guys saw Scooby-Doo the movie, right? Yes.

The first one. You know those goblin, like the big goblin things they turn into? Yeah, the live-action one. You know the big goblin that they turned into? to. I imagine one of those but more feral.

Yeah, I almost imagine I'll show you what. I almost imagine like you know the alien from destroy all humans? It's a Mexican. It's a Mexican shit up. Yeah, Mexican. Just the Mexican. I show you exactly what I imagined because

ever since I saw this picture on this I'm put in chat, I'd be like, I'm pretty sure this is how they look. This is how I've always envisioned the tubicabas look somewhere along like that. Oh, sorry. accurate. That's pretty accurate.

The Tupacabra? Yo, this is amazing. Anything that has spikes, I'm not fucking with. Anything that sparks, I'm going to fight. Yeah,

you guys are such an aggressive biological evolution. Like, there's such an aggressive phenotypical change and I'm like, ew, I don't like you. It is crazy.

When you think of, like, when you think about, like, the idea of, like, spikes on an animal like that. It's like, dude, this,

this, this, animal has thorns. That is fucking crazy. Like, stay away from that. There's nothing with thorns that you should be approaching, especially animals,

especially something of its free will just come and rend you lifeless. Like, no way, man. No way. I totally agree. Damn. Like, most things that have spikes granted are, like, herbivores, I'd assume.

They're just gay. Why? Why? That's still ridiculous. They just gave avores. Because why would, why would, Omnivores usually don't have,

spite some more defensive things. Yeah, but why wouldn't, I mean, what about cum nivores? Cumnyvores. They only eat cum. Yep.

They only eat cum. My favorite dinosaur, the cummiosaurus. It just sucks. It just sucks. It just drinks cum. What does it not set of the dinosaurs and it jacks them off

and it eats their common and it leaves them there. It leaves him there gaunt and tired So this is funny This is an interesting one I think the answer is pretty simple But like Semes wrote and he says Would it be morally wrong for me as a white man

To call Bill Cosby the N word If I ever encountered him on the street Yes Yes Probably I mean there's other things you could say Call him the thing that he is That isn't offensive

Yeah imagine being like How can I Like I'm gonna call this guy The worst thing I can think of and say the N word, but you're saying it to a rapist, a serial rapist. Like, I feel like you're missing something. Yeah, that would be bad. Not necessarily because not, it would be bad not for Bill Cosby's feelings,

but just because it would just be like you're clearly just looking for an excuse to say it to somebody who would, like who you wouldn't get called out on as much as anybody else for saying it. So that's kind of the problem. You're trying to see the ever at the worst versions. It's not necessarily that it's to protect Bill Cosby's feelings. It's just, why do you want to do that? Yeah. Like, why is it that you want to do that?

Yeah. Like, that's not, I guess, you've always wanted to say it, and you feel like this is finally your opportunity because of using it in a, for a very good reason, I guess. But it doesn't really track, though. All right, what is this? Oh, okay. Well, I guess this is kind of, yeah, well, this is, there's a theme here in some way. And then this will be the last one, I think, right?

Like, what are we at right now? Yeah, yeah, it should be the last one. We all have to stay at a play, baby. Oh, yeah, that's right. Wait, when is that? It's in an hour. It's in an hour. Oh, okay.

So, yeah, we have to, I actually have to watch that. Boothing fermented piss in a Ford F-150 to achieve heaven, rodin. He says, hey, boys. As I've grown older, my love for my first album has only grown. I keep discovering ways that, oh, that's so weird. And I keep discovering ways that American Idiot shaped my life and worldview. I'm more into imminence and currents and some death core these days. But every time I put on that album, it takes me right back to third grade.

Anything like that, that can, do you have anything like that that can instantly just take you back? I mean, that makes perfect sense. Which album? I'm sorry. I got to. distracted by seeing that you retweeted that Tupacabra. Oh yeah, I had to

yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, what the fuck? It was on my timeline. I was like, what? I had to retweet it. It's just, that is so good. It, it's, it's, I love it. I love it.

It's such a good image, too, because it really does, it, it, it really captures him. But, uh, let me see. Where the fuck? Yeah, so the question was, um, Um, so he's talking about, uh, you know, how he's, he's more into eminence and currents and, and some death core these days, but he always, like, he, like, his first album, American idiot is like, something that always like, kind of brings him back and do we have anything

that just transports us back like that? Mm. Mm. Mm. Okay. Yeah. A ton of music, dude. I'm fucking, my grandma's an old person. So, like, any sort of, like, soul or rhythm and blues, I'm fucking back in, like, it's my

five-year-old vessel running around my apartment. with my grandma and my cousin. So like, if I hear like Lena horn, any Lena horn, any Lena horse song in general, I'm fucking a child again.

I'm like, this is scary. I don't want to be here again. 9-11 hasn't happened yet. But other than that, other than that, I love it. Nice.

9-11. 9-11's on its way, grandma. That's what I do a meeting. Shut up, Kingston. Yeah. Slow, not out the room. it's weird like there's there's certain albums that like bring

I find that if I listen to something for a long time though like if I'm if I if there's an album that I first listened to when I was a kid but I listen to it like consistently like throughout high school and through college and through adulthood like it doesn't do this it doesn't do it the same necessarily but there is a time where that music is unavoidable and everywhere like American Idiot was one of those those albums where it's just like you could that was fuck that was on the radio forever

basically. Yeah. And so I do associate American idiot with like a really simple time like when like Spider-Man was like the most important thing to me. But I think it's more specific. Things that do it even more are just songs and artists that I just don't routinely listen to.

Like people like Michelle Branch or like like a thousand miles by Vanessa Carlton. Like a thousand miles by Vanessa Carlton like fucking rips me. back into that period. And it's cool. Yeah. Because I don't listen. I'm not sitting in college listening to that. I'm not sitting right now listening to that.

So like I have very few experiences with that song that aren't like when I was a kid listening to it on the radio or just or just hearing it. Right. Yeah. No, absolutely. I love, I love that feeling too when something really just my memory takes over. And I was thinking about this recently. because what was it Kill Switch and Gage

There's a mix of their song When Darkness Falls That was on the Freddy versus Jason soundtrack And so I guess the guitarist Adam He mixed it And it sounds so much better Than the album version The album version came out after

And I was like This sucks dick So whenever I hear The album version It immediately makes me want to go back and listen to when darkness falls on the Vreda versus Jason

which brings me to being in the theater because that was the credits that song played during the credits and I was like who the fuck is this and that was when Howard then he took over and so I wasn't familiar

with that version of Killswitch Engage yet and it just blew my fucking mind it always brings me back to that like era and I love that anyone go fucking listen to Adam's mix of that song and then go listen to the album

version, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. It's fucking, it's night and day. Did you see a movie in person, Derek? You saw it in theaters? Yeah, yeah, I saw in the theater. And we were like, fucking hilarious. No, no, you're like 10. You were like maybe like 14, right?

No, no, I was probably 15 or 16. Yeah, okay. Because I remember when I movie came out, I was like, I was an early teen. I wanted to see the theaters and my sister wouldn't let me go. And I was like this early team. I don't know if I was early. No, I was an early teen. I was early 10s.

I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe 11. I was like, I was fucking only team for a few years, so. That movie was fucking garbage. I hated that movie so much. That movie was funny as fuck. What are you talking about? It was funny as shit.

One movie? Seen a black girl gets smacked across a room into a tree into a knife. Freddy versus Jason. That shit made me laugh by ass off. I was like, why is there a knife and a tree? There was so much unnecessary blood. It was like mortal combat levels of blood. It was so stupid.

They never did a sequel. It made me so upset, man. Never did a sequel. Because especially, uh, the spoiler for anybody. Spoilers. Spoiler for any.

First of all, no one hears older to probably remember those movies. They're not. No one's watching Freddy versus Jason. They're not going to watch it. At least 19 years ago. At least.

But like, Freddy gets decapitated. Jason has his head at the end, but then fucking, uh, Freddie, he winks. He winks.

So it's like, oh shit, it's still on. And of course they weren't going to make another one. Of course they weren't. Why would they're thinking of those movies? Ha, ha,

The idea about the week is so funny. Oh, the week is so funny. It's so dumb. The wink is so dumb. They thought they were cooking too with that. Like, you know that like the screenwriters were like, and get, and you know what?

And then he winks at the camera. And then everybody in the room is like, everything in the room is like, whoa. Everybody starts popping them off. Everybody in them starts topping them off. Poppy, his pants and then they start

ta everyone it's a spit bonanza in there on them yeah yeah yeah hey that's a great soundtrack though this cock sucking his dick dude soundtracks for horror films were fucking dope back in the day though that was one thing ghost ship fucking uh resident evil 13 ghosts 13 go 13 let me tell man we're not gonna get into 13 ghosts but

God damn anyone, I will say, if you like stupid-ass horror films, go watch 13 ghosts. I love that movie to death. That movie is near near to my heart. It's so retarded, but it's amazing. Wait, is that, is that the one where, like, they, like, that entire, like, the, like, an entire party gets, like, cut in half, or am I misremembering? That's ghost ship. Now, ghost ship. Right, right, you're right.

Ghost ship is when 13 goes where Everyone gets cut in half And the one person That survives Because they were too short Or like they bent down To pick up something

Or something shit Like something crazy like that We're like The only reason they lived Is because they Like a penny fell And he was Jewish I can't let this pass me by

And he grabbed it It was just like Pure greed saved him He just Yeah One thing I will say About music Just while we're on the topic of music

I wish I've noticed this happening with a lot of like a lot of punk bands that I listen to I know Green Day did it with Duky and then Rise Against did it

with revolutions per minute where like they'll put out like a 10th anniversary version of the album with all the demo tracks like the demo versions or like the unfinished versions I wish more artists

did things like that like I wish I wish more I wish I could hear like the rough versions of like really polished like big hits just out of just from like a learning perspective just just from sheer curiosity

because like one of the things that blew my mind was listening to like the original version of like basket case off of Duky and none of the lyrics are the same at all and apparently like he just like made it up like he made up the like he was just saying words to match the melody that he was singing

so that way like they could write out of a real version later which is exactly how I write songs and I was like oh that's so fucking interesting to see like someone else do this because you don't, I don't know, like I feel like you don't really normally see that you don't have access to that. It's cool. I couldn't agree more. That is

the coolest shit and sometimes bands will put in little Easter eggs, like say there's two I can think of. Like bring me the horizon, actually they released a song a few weeks ago called Kool-Aid and it's fucking amazing. I think it's the best song they've ever released actually. It's crazy that I'm like

oh, this. Really? Bring this always. Well, they've gotten better actually. Yeah, they've gotten exceptionally better. And I like all their, since 2013, I've liked their stuff. But this song right here just hits every itch that I like about them. And at the very end of the song, Ollie is they're like, he's doing the melody to like, he's like, this. And he's like, and then he just has one line.

He's like, or some shit like that. And it's just kind of cool. were just showing the song being worked out. And I'm like, I like stuff like that. It's cool. Yeah. It's like it's, yeah. Yeah.

There's something really cool about it. I love that shit. Kaysa. Is there any like, like, is that, because maybe it's just you and me. Like, because we're like music, we're like music making people. Like I wonder if like anybody else would be interested. Like I feel like, I don't know, I feel like I would be really fucking curious to hear like the in progress.

I mean, I love. I love B sides of albums particularly. Well, when it comes to rock albums, it's. The B-side is cool because you get to hear like the progressiveness of like where the chords ended up and where where this baseline turned into what. Because it's usually like rock, rock music is more, it's more layered than hip-hop, you know? It's more layered kind of music than hip-hop is. Yeah. At least in the instrumental and stuff like that, it's more layered.

Like when you hear producers do B-side albums, because I love B-Side albums in general. I think one of my favorite albums is what you call it, untitled and unedited by Kendrick Lamar. That is a whole B-side album. I think that is one of his best songs is on there. I think it's Untitled Five. It's a song with him and J. Rock. That song is so great because of the fact that, like,

it's rough and it's like, these people just rapping to a beat about, like, a particular topic. I think it's really cool seeing how, but granted, I like that. when they're done as well, because some songs that are finished sound so much different songs that weren't finished, obviously.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So it's really, it's strange, but like, I'm a big Macedon fan, and they have, like, a bunch of B-side stuff on their albums, particularly their physical copies. They have a bunch of B-side shit. Um, Ressel the Bear ones,

my friend, Dessler the Bear ones, I don't know if you know about that group. Yeah, you told us about that before. I know who they are. You know, they have a bunch of B-side shit as well, but they're, and I know there's another, the lead singer's part of another group. And that other group has a bunch, a bunch, a bunch of B-side shit that I remember, like, listening to him being like, oh, this is pretty cool.

But, like, I don't listen to the rock enough to give it, like, a super in-depth analysis. Are you curious about the creative process or something in a way that? Usually when it comes to lyrics, 100%, because I want to see what got the person to say what they say, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Because I can, like, fuck around and, like, rhyme stuff. But, like, usually thinking about the process of, like, where the person's going to attack, attack the bar from. particularly something like MF Doom, right?

I would love to be a fly on the wall and see how the fuck he figures out his fucking rhyme scheme because it makes no fucking sense. Right. That's something that I would love to, on a bonus or a deluxe or something, they have these tracks and it's like, here's the demo, and you get to hear something where it's like, here's the origins, here is unpaust.

A lot of times it's sometimes even like the pre-production where it's like, all right, we're just, here's what we're just throwing together and shaping the song. And you really get to kind of see like what something turned into and sometimes it's almost 100% different.

And it's like, wow. Way different. You're like, huh? That's cool shit because I've done that. I've repurposed lyrics because I wrote lyrics for my friend was like, hey, I want you to sing for my project

and I thought I wrote great lyrics as far. I wrote it about Galactus. And he was kind of like, yeah, this is cool, whatever. He didn't, you know, he's really picky. And I was like, you I think this is great

so then I wrote my own song to it and I thought I thought it's just if people knew that and it's like a cool thing to incorporate afterward to be like oh check how this kind of became a thing and I think all that stuff is just like super

interesting like even in like learning that like the original PlayStation was originally like a CD attachment for the for the Nintendo you know what I mean like things like that like it's just like it's fucking right interesting that's hilarious to learn to learn like how these things happen or like how like where they originally come from and it bothers me sometimes because like there's a there's a lost rise against song

that I've heard once and I can't fucking find it and it really I don't know what the and you know what's crazy is like they had a I think they put out like the demo version by accident and so they were like oh that's the wrong one and they put out the new the proper version they might have done that thing where they replaced the file. So it takes the place of the original song or whatever. I guess they're big enough to do that because normally... Yeah. Go ahead.

But like the demo was like I felt like it was better. It was a... It was like whatever the other version of death blossoms is, which came out like a long time ago now, but like I'm just like, yo, what the fuck? It had like a completely different bridge. But like it had like, he was screaming in a different way. The lyrics were different in the bridge too.

And I'm like, what the fuck? happened to that? That was so sick. When's the last time you looked for it? When's the last time you look for it? I mean, it's been a while, but like I just don't. Maybe. I would have to...

Check it out, Chris. I learned my lesson. I look for stuff every year. And why? Because multiple examples, things have popped up where they weren't there anymore. There's a song on MySpace and it only existed on MySpace for a long time by a band called Ballet My Last. They're a local band from my area.

Could not, they have one song where they sing on it. That's it. Clean vocals. One song out of their catalog. Couldn't find it anywhere. Some motherfucker released it last year. He just dropped it. He just happened to have it captured, uploaded to YouTube, and I literally lost my mind. I was on the toilet and I just searched. Let me see if I can find it. I was like, oh, my fucking God, I've been looking for this since probably 2008. It's fucking crazy. You know, I think, you know why I haven't looked for it, I think, now that I, because this is the first time I'm thinking about it in,

like probably since the year that I lost it. You know what I mean? Like so it's, it's probably been like eight, nine years. But I think the reason I stopped looking for it is because, hey,

I started looking for it and I just couldn't find it. And then I think I, I think I, maybe I, maybe I, maybe I, maybe I, like,

like, like, like, like, I really just thought like they like gaslit me to thinking that version of the song didn't exist. But like, there's always been a part of me that's,

yeah, but there's always been a part of it's like, Like, I know I heard it. Like, I know. Like, I know I heard a different version of this. So, like, yeah, maybe that's out there. For me, I know what I experience, at least, you know, like, you don't even, you can't even, you can't even believe in your own experiences.

That's terrifying. Well, I think it's, I think it's, I think it's, I think it's hubris than anybody does believe in their own experience, quite frankly. Like, I think. That's crazy. You sound like a schizophrenic that doesn't know how it's schizophrenia yet. No, Casey, you don't, you don't, you're, no, your, your, your memory is, Kingston, you, you may be confident.

in your memory, but it's wrong. Like it is everything about it is incorrect. That's all I got. That's all I got. You know, at that moment, it's like, what's the point, you know? Yes, so what? Because it helps me on. That's all you got, you know? There's levels to it, man.

I feel like what you're saying, Chris, I think there is, like, say me, I heard it on my space, so there was actually thinking to myself, did I miss remember? It was it a different band because I couldn't find it anywhere. until I finally found it how many years later, fucking 22 years later or something? No, yeah, the thing about it was that it was like a, I think it was, it was like a pre-release version of it or like it was like leaked or something on some website. So I didn't even hear it through like an official channel. It wasn't like posted anywhere. I just remember hearing it and then just losing it and then being like, well, I have to, I have to open up myself to the possibility that I fucking hallucinated this.

Like it has to. Because like. This not wheel. Yeah, it's not real. But I think another reason why I just didn't look for it is I mean outside of the fact that I just kind of forgot about it. Yeah, you just, yeah. But yeah, I don't know.

What was it called again? It's good. It's called Death Blossoms. Let's see. Let's see. Why you're reading the little names. Yeah, let's see if I can. Yeah, let's.

Well, the thing is like you wouldn't be able to tell it. You'd have to listen to all of it. Oh, I wouldn't know. I'm just holding. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah. Let's hope that there's a description that says something. Yeah, maybe.

I really hope I'm not crazy that I did experience this. But anyway, let's move on. Let's get the fuck out of here. Let's read our $25. What's that thing that those freaks in Red Dead Tuesday? Like the family that speaks. You're a good man, Arthur Morgan.

What is that? No, it's that family that. you rob or um it's like that weird family that doesn't speak like they speak english but no one knows what the fuck they're saying and they drug you i'm gonna flag your i'm gonna something you're felt i'm gonna flag your felt or something like i i don't want to say really big tini that is the fat brother they're the fat brothers is the really big tities i don't remember exactly i haven't encountered them in the game i only keep seeing clips of them so when i played the first time which was in 2018 or whatever i i just didn't encounter

counter them and I've just seen clips of them. Like you kill the sister and that guy will follow you to the ends of the earth. It's so funny. The best. Don't drug you. Go ahead. What? The best area in that game is once you get to the swamp.

Once you get to that little plantation area near the swamp area, that is the part of the game to really explore. You find like the fucking, like, the fucking, like, swamp people. You find all those wild alligators. You find that family. Like that part of the game is the best area Like really is enjoy the sandboxing playing It's so fun Santonee

That's a it's yeah That is It's Sananis for sure Pretty sure it's Santh Yeah Santany I'm pretty sure that's what that area is Area is so fucking fun dude It's so much shit

You find a clan Find the clan is still one of my favorite moments In that game bro Let me make sure It's so fucking funny There was a guy that tied up Lenny And then delivered No no it wasn't Lenny

think it was a random black dude i can't remember some guy was like what happens if you tie up a black guy and deliver it to the clan they didn't they didn't do anything they didn't i was like it was a missed opportunity that uh rock star didn't actually had trigger something if you did that offers him a black yeah like you you put him down but then uh the guy just ends up killing everybody in the clan afterwards because he's like whatever might as well he sets himself on fire and he runs and everybody else and everybody burns it that god i love that game man such a good video game It's great. I keep wanting to play, but I got to get through. I'm doing the World Tour of Street Fighter 6 right now.

I'm having fun with it. I'm going to play Tekken probably. I'm going to probably get that game. I'm breaking right now because every black person plays Tekken. It's the kind of other part of the. You can find it. I'm looking and like there's no. I looked up, I looked up Death, I look up Death Blossoms, other res against other version,

and there's not even a mention of another version. So either I am, so here's the thing. Either I am their biggest fan, which is. probably not impossible. Or, and I just happened to find that in a way that no other actively online member has.

Or I just made it up. You should message them. I got to go on the Reddit. I got to go on their Reddit. Be like, does anybody else? Please. I don't normally turn to Reddit, but I need to be saved here.

Do any of you, go to Reddit, the Risen against subreddit or whatever, be like, do any of you? Any of you, remember an alternate version of this song, please. Please say yes, also. I don't care if you do, just please say yes. We have homeless panhandlers that will clip this and send it to the rise against singer.

Yeah. We'll get to the bottom of this. Because you guys don't have dishes. You guys have pans and pails. No dishes and plates. Fucking bum bastards. You rat bum. I'm a little bumed out that I never.

not that I'm entitled to it but I am a little bummed out that I did all those covers and I never heard anything from them damn that shit especially because like specifically specifically because I did one cover one Nico Vega cover and they immediately responded

and I was just like well come on come on guys did I tell you when fucking shovel from system saw my cover and didn't fucking say anything where I'm like it cost you nothing to even just double tap it

bro. And I had to find out from fucking, what was her name? Amber Rose. Oh, yeah, yeah. I had to find out from fucking Amber Rose

that, like she sent me the screenshot. Like, oh yeah, I heard it. It was dope. I'm like, what the fuck.

The fact that you were at Embrose DM's just crazy, Derek. Yeah. That is a crazy. That is a weird thing that has just occurred. Really weird.

What? That was a long time ago. Two people probably don't even know about this. The new listeners. Long story short, I released a cover of No, Mario Judah Right? Remember Mario Judah was a thing

During the pandemic Yeah, yeah, yeah I did a cover of his song Uh, Azalea Banks saw it looks like me And then that shit was funny But that's fun Come on man, that's, you know,

That was a fun time Azalea Banks saw it Tagging you and shit So Azalea Banks saw it Put me in her story So then other people saw it That's how Amber Rose saw it We were talking a little bit

And then Azalea Banks Wanted to come to my house She wanted to come to my house to record something And I'm like, no, you don't understand I'm in a bum ass fucking I'm in South Central In a dilapidated fucking house That probably has mold in it

For sure has rats in it This is my fucking grandma's house Which is completely untaking care of before she died So then I was there And I was telling her Do you have a studio? Because you can't come here Because you'll never come back for sure

And There's for sure There's for sure rats. Yeah, there was... There is rat. There is rat here. There is rat. I saw one of those mice pieces of shit.

Fucking, like, I brought in some Karnia Sala fries, and then I went to go, like, take a piss or something. And then I'm like, I, like, I heard something like, something's off. And I'm looking by the bookcase. And that little fuck jumped off the bookcase, did his little flattening thing under my door. and I'm just like, fuck this place. There is fucking mice and rats. Did he shit on your, did he shit on your carnace out of fries? He didn't get there.

If I would have probably took a shit or something left long enough, they probably would have had a fucking, like a party. But luckily I was left for a bit. You imagine walking out of the bathroom to see a rat shitting on your food and then leaving and just running away? That, fuck it. I had PTSD for a while, man. That hated that shit, but I was there to help fix up the house.

I hate rats. I hate rats. a pet like I when I was when I was little me and my dad like sometimes like we like um we would end up I don't know like at like like a family house or like or just somewhere where we would have to we would we would we would go hunting mice's and we would just we would uh we'd have to kill him we have to put him in a bag and bash him against the stairs that you I wish you didn't remind me of that I remember you said that that that would do what I would do is I would get a barbaric dude I would get a bunch of rats right and then I put them in a freezer

okay let's read the credits is that where that stopped I think that's the funniest place for that to stop I wish we already read the credits because that would have been a perfect

that would have been a perfect cold like a cold exit right would be put a bunch of rats in the freezer. That is insane. You just put them in the freezer and then... I would trick them with poison cheese.

And then I'd put them in a freezer and I'd leave them there. Toys? Toys. You enticed rats with toys. Not even food or bait. Just toys. It's like, what do rats like?

What do rats like, Arsor? What a rat? Now Dutch. Now, Dutch, we gotta get rid of these rats. Now, Arthur, what do rats like? I don't know game boys Game boys Give him Jack's game boy

Hey Jack Give him Jack Gameboy He don't play with it no more Not since he found out about Fishing Doesn't care about all that old stuff Could you imagine a kid

Get like Imagine me the kid is like What are you like doing I really like fishing It's like Oh that kid's gonna kill somebody When he grows up You imagine a world

Where technology Reverses and like Like really conceptualizes for a moment Like your grandparents grew up with like High end PCs that could run Like incredible simulated realities And then we are born into like

Like the PS2 Like where things are like really Really simple But like there's still fun Now Now we would be like We'd be in like the Atari Oh my

God. And so you have a scenario where he's like, where you're like, yeah, I gave Jack my old Steam deck, but he's just too interested in hitting rats with a stick outside. Steamed deck is lame. Steem deck is lame. You're not even seeing the world around you, Dad. It's just the same, it's the same exact like conversation that we have generationally now. but like completely reverse.

You're always looking at your phone, dad. Like you're always looking at your fucking phone. Why don't you go outside and breathe in the fresh air? The idea of kids, a bunch of kids chasing on a rat with a bunch of sticks and slamming the fucking slamming those sticks on that rat. And the rod takes and it squeals and it keeps trying to run. And then you hit it one time and it doesn't have enough energy to run anymore. You just start making it. Little Jack, you know, little Jack, he's just, he's, he's in a like video games.

He just likes to go outside, look at the scar, look at the stars, and try not to be scared. That's it. That's all he does. Tries not to fear the sky. It's a favorite pastime of all the West people. All right, let's read these fucking credits. God damn it. I feel like this is going to be one of those episodes where we go off the road.

Kingsen, hurry. Down us down. We've only got 20 minutes before the state of play. We got to go. Two. Very true. One. Start now.

I know. I just, hold that. I just scroll down all the way to make sure it wasn't on like, it didn't load 50 pages again. Right. Fuck bitch-ass Patreon. This website can suck by fucking balls and my dick and my cock.

Chris, thanks for not making the 200th guest be Julia Louis Dreyfus duct-tape to a chair. Glad Sween talked you out of it. he did he did it was it was my main it was all I wanted but yeah if I had a time machine I don't even I don't think people are even aware of how selfish I would be

because that's I think all I would do I would marry into that family I go back in time when she still before she knows who she is yet and I'd bang her up one I'd bang her up one or two I'd marry that I'd marry her for sure like see that's so much money one or two that's so much money yeah

she's so fucking rich dude she she she she She's rich, funny, and at the time, pretty fucking hot. So, like, to me,

it's like, what the fuck? There's, like, literally no. She's neppel rich. Then she's earned her own money rich as well. Yeah, it is crazy.

Crazy, dude. Yeah, that'd be nice. Yeah. Well, it would be cool, but. I'd probably a few times.

I wish I had a time machine, but we stopped making those because the kids just weren't interested. we were once able to transcend our human forms but now everybody wants to play cash That's so outrageous They're just fucking toys essentially Yeah

They don't want to play with their time machine no more Yeah they don't want to go back and laugh at George Washington's stupid fucked up teeth no more that was all we used to do in that school we'd go we'd skip study all to go to 1776 poke fun at George Washington's gross

fucking lead wooden chompers and leave now you'd be hard pressed to see a kid even make a Facebook post so lazy damn shame to damn

Damn. Oh, damn shit. There's something about comparing that fantastical nature with like that Monday. Like what was it that yesterday we were talking about too? Like Kingston, the,

the, Vegeta as a streamer. Or like, no, Derek. It was Derek's joke from like a million podcasts ago where just Derek like brought up the prospect of Vegeta as a streamer. And it's just like the idea of that is so,

like I, we were talking about that yesterday when like Halo. We were talking about like the idea that like his gimmick be that he would be the only streamer that you could swat because he's he's not in any danger. He's actually not threatened by it. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, he's not threatened. And so, like, he'd be playing, like, Powell World or something. And then, like, he'd get swat. And then you go, like, real original guys. And then he'd have to, like, just to explain it to the police that, like, hey, you can't hurt me. You should simply leave. You should, yeah, you can't. Thanks for the day.

Thanks for the gifted sub. We'll be back to the Power World. Hype Train. All right, let's get the fuck out of here. Patreon cuts off my nay. The UK English dub of Dragon Ball. Bargans imprisoning me. All that I see.

Absolute savings. Leon Sam's Big, meaty stinks. Andy, the man who's handy is our S-T-R-and-Dandy. New sex movie. called doing a fucking infinite. What is that where you like, where you come an infinity symbol?

I love that. What is that? That is cool. I don't know what that is. When you fuck her so hard, you create an affinity stone or her cooch. I want to come in infinity. I'm going to work on that. Yeah. You're not an infinity stone on her in a cooch. I don't know why people haven't thought to do that before. That's crazy. Why haven't people thought to do that?

To come to infinity? Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Why haven't people thought about like doing simple things to get rich? Like, pressure cooking coal into diamonds. Like, I don't understand. Yeah, why? I don't get it. Why not?

The answer is right in front of you, stupid. Yeah, dummy. What I don't understand is that why people, before back in the days where, like, people, you know, could hit their kids. Why wouldn't people be like, hey, I'll beat your kid for you? And make it a money, like, I'm making a moneymaker. Well, it used to be that everybody beat the kids. But what if you're like, I'm tired, I got to work and everything about I'll beat the fuck I did a kid for free, dude. For free.

For free. For free. For in an end of their life, I would do it for you. For free. They're already getting beat up for free. That's what being a kid is at that time. You just get you either get beat up and then you get scoliosis at a wildly young age. And then you pass away in your late 30s and then that's it.

When you have that much lead in your everything, you know, how do you not get scoliosis? You're just all like... You cut your finger and you start writing with like a pencil. Yeah, yeah. And then he just... There you go. Let me go. Chris only likes...

Okay, so we read this last time, but Derek wasn't here because it's the internet cut out. For that episode. Chris only likes Julia Louis Dreyfus because he kind of looks like her. It's a wild take. Why is there two? What's going on? What is this? What do you mean?

I mean, did I miss something like? The pregnancy of that pause was crazy. No, like, so I tweeted like a thirst trap of Julie. No, no, what happened was Smokey tweeted about, she tweeted, smoky, my friend, apparently. Yeah. Tweeted thinking about that time that I looked at my friend's phone when he opened TikTok. and it automatically opened to a Julia-Louis-Dreyfus fan edit. And everybody in the comments was tagging me.

It's like, it's obviously Chris. It's obviously Chris. And so I posted the edit because, of course, naturally I downloaded it. So I posted it on Twitter and I was like, stop attacking me. Or why am I being bullied? And then it exploded. So that's why it's being referenced a lot. But I don't look like this woman at all.

I don't understand. Not remotely. Yeah, I... Yeah, I don't know about that. Yeah. I wish I did. Oh my God. If I looked like Julie Louis Dreyfus, I'd...

Oh. I'd be... First of all, I would... I'd have a way different career path. I'd be making Bucco bucks on Onlyfans right now. Sure would. Shear would. Heath Smoker.

Cancelling my Patreon to afford my health insurance. Week. Week. weak weak weak sauce boo how

boo boom something I'm just gotta let them the matter but the way you the way you cocked it back

and and ended it so quick was like because usually people like boo yeah they dry out but like

the inhale you were trying to scare somebody boo like it was a statement yeah It's like a matter of fact. I feel it like I want you to feel it like a Hadoquin, you know? I always want you to get hit by it.

Like that's what I'm like, boom. Like this. You fucking, you suck. Oh, fuck. It really is all the delivery, man. Delivery fucking kills. My metal gear is, my metal gear is rising and my snake is solid. Let's go.

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I have Carl Marx on my fucking, I worship him, nigger. What are you talking about? He's behind my fucking foam. Yeah. He whip it down. There's just nudes of him. I have various dangerous beliefs that I cannot express without the risk of getting everything canceled. Amen. So. There are some things I agree with that are not respectable. Look, I won't,

I won't say this because I know you can get in trouble for saying it. But, you know, I am tired of, well, no, I shouldn't say, I'm not tired.

I'm, this is my pitch for a show. Okay? My pitch for, a new show is about a guy who is tired of pretending like there are certain people who shouldn't die. You know, that's, that's, that's, that's the name,

that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the pitch. Like, this, this guy is kind of tired of having to pretend like there, you know, that politicians shouldn't have guillotines wheeled up to their, uh, states, you know, but that's the show. That's the show that I'm talking about. It's not, I would never express, I would never express, I would never express, something like that because that would be dangerous

but like but with you know this is just the pitch that I'm working on for this for this show Greenlit is all I'm saying Greenlit Greenlit

Kill him I think anybody would option that shit dude Yeah I hate pretending like it's That's yeah Whatever Fuck it carry on

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Baller of the first sin, spum befudders. Excuse me. I'd like you to imagine Jill Valentine, I like the politeness of this. I'd like you to imagine Jill Valentine getting deep dicked

by Crash Bandicoot. Thanks. Wow. Wow. What's a really? I can't. A little off. There it is.

Bougarba. He's just crunching that girl. Boodo, boon. He's coming all over the room. I will say, so this, this, so I know what you were trying, Motorboat. That was a fucking, whoa, that was really good, actually. That actually sounded a lot like the fucking sound effect.

That's great. That's nuts. That was like Michael Winslow, fucking police academy shit. That was like really jarring how good that was. It's very flattering. That's such a dating, that's such a dated reference, by the way. Right. There's probably only, yeah, yeah, you have to be a certain date.

Because I barely know that. Like that was old to me. So like there's no idea. It's like, oh yeah, fucking the three. That's, it might as well be the three stooges. It might as well. Yeah. Yeah.

That's your point. But yeah, Crash. So the image that, I know you wanted me to imagine Crash Bandicoot fucking Jill Valentine. But like all you've done was by saying this, you've actually put me in the scenario where I'm fucking Jill Valentine. Because I was. Because there was a point. where I was living with my friends, my so-called friends, who are supposed to love and care and support me,

where I walked out in shorts with no shirt. Because it was, I don't know, man, that's just how I dress usually when I'm at home. Like, I'm not going to wear clothes and get them all sweaty and dirty if I'm not going outside. Also, I live in L.A., so it's hot. So I'm walking around, and I walk into the kitchen, and a bunch of our friends are over,

and then my roommate says, she turns to me they're watching TV in the living room you're there too Kingston I think and she says you look like Crash Bandicoot because I have I have a bit of a Dorito

frame and I was wearing the fucking blue shorts and I just felt so insult I threw those shorts away by the way I had those shorts that I threw away because of that I was like I can't you're wildly pussy for that You're mega pussy for that.

Were they George? Were they like jean shorts or were they just blue color? Yeah. Like, oh man. They were denim shorts. They were denim shorts. Well, to be fair, they did. They sucked also.

Like I already didn't like them. So to then be compared to Crash Bandicoot and not like him, I'm like, no, I'm not going to be compared to a fucking fictional Australian marsupial or whatever the fuck he is for clothes that I don't even like. I've been debating on getting back into them because I was. into them when I was like six, seventh grade. Yeah. You were a jort wearer?

Yeah, when I was six, seven grade. I think that's when kids, you think it's appropriate for kids to wear jorts. I think a lot of, especially kids might. As long as they're not self-cut. They were popular. There's a fine line between jort and Daisy Duke.

I completely agree because the only ones that I own now are I cut my black jeans into jorts. And they look good, but they're not proper blue fucking, you know, tapered. You know what I mean? Those are George.

Those are John Ceded. You're edging that line, bro. Yeah. Well, let's edge even further. And Tornton, bro. Yeah, let's keep edging. Let's edge even further. Jolly old dipshit.

You got to hurry up. We have nine minutes. All right. Well, all right, we'll do it. Jolly old dipshit, the Medea Cinematic Universe. Boofing fermented piss in a Ford F150 to achieve heaven. Becoming homeless to support the homies. All right.

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And that's you, you gay ho. You gay ho. You gay ho. Stupid. So dumb. Should have me. Oh, my God. Demanding royalties from Derek since he used one of my lyrics for the gay entertainment cover.

It was you. It was this person. I didn't know who it was. the yummy cummy land it was the yummy cummy land that was a snark tank line can i say something we we didn't we didn't mention it uh when we talked about the ben shapiro thing you did because we kind we kind of we kind of uh get got past it but when you said leave my ass a jar i laughed out loud very loud like very loudly i was very proud of that line i was very proud of that because i was like what what can i get to rhyme and i was like oh my god that's perfect

leave my ass a jar It's a jar Because it's like Just leave it If you know what a jar means It's like Yeah it's so it's like not even It's very good

It's like a jar Like loosely like loosely Right open It's left open That what I mean This is beautiful And I just wanted to I just wanted to mention that

Because I did it cracked me up All right Chris Griggins Abnoxiously loud sigh I do I do sigh loudly Oh well Greetings and salutations. Welcome back to Snark Tank, a gay racist podcast. This episode 300, this is episode 300. My name

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oh that's interesting okay so that's so he can't this guy can't he doesn't have a sense of smell but he can but there is something that's interesting elaborate on that shit no no no no that idiot has partial damage to his ability to smell

we already we already had this discussion he does not have a complete lack of being able to smell that guy's a fucking retard I'm sure of it I'm sure he's a fucking idiot people are so stupid if you can smell we already went out this

that's not about that we had this conversation how do you forget do you just not have object permanence but with conversations Chris no I'm telling you that the way he's perceiving things

are wrong it's not if you he has partial it's partial if you lose your sense of sight you are blind we got to go but you're not

you're not Stop. No mind. Fuck you. Fuck you. We'll get into this next time. We'll pick this up in another episode. We'll pick it out.

God damn it. I know I'm right. Why there's so many dumb people walking around, dude? I know. Vince McI actually... That guy shouldn't have access to the computer. You need to have his computer revoked for men. We have to go.

I'm so sick of dumb asses. Vince McMahon. Vince McMahon actually shot on a woman's head during a three simile legend. Oh my God. Oh, my. I am so sorry we did not mention this. I am so sorry we didn't mention this. This is huge news for me.

Oh my God, next episode. Fuck. I can't believe we didn't talk about this. What made it funny. Derek, I made it funny is that me and Chris were like, I bet Derek was like in the room of that happening like drinking a yoooo while Vince McMahon was fucking his bitch to shatter her fucking head.

Dude, I went into another dimension of insanity reading his text messages. We got, we're going to read them out on the next show. Well, yeah. Fuck, they're insane. Let's do it. Let's do it.

Yeah, let's do the next episode about it. Or we do the extra ammo about it, honestly. I don't know. The extra ammo is, holy shit. Holy shit. I'm going to write it down just so we don't forget Vince. Yeah. Mick Man and Blind Argument Redux.

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