The Snark Tank - #205: Vince McMahon is a DEMON

Episode Date: February 10, 2024

Vince texts:https://www.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/19fkot2/unhinged_vince_mcmahon_texts/

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what what is this I don't know I don't know what this I heard about it in no writing it was in someone's it was in someone's name it was in someone's name in the credits

their name was like Vince McMahon shit on a woman or something and I don't know what that means too strong it means a lot it means it is one of the craziest things because

Vince McMahon's been in a lot of lawsuits over the years and he's done a lot of payouts and all this shit to sweep things on the rug because he's clearly a degenerate. I mean, there's a segment in the WWE where his wife Linda is in a wheelchair, essentially like comatose. And he's like just making out with one of the other WWE divas just in front of her. Like no matter if it's fucking scripted or not, it's just a wild thing to do. And it's like imagine what he's doing behind the scenes. if he's doing this shit on the camera. And then it goes even deeper because he's doing shit in front of people that work with him, like what this lawsuit, this recent lawsuit is connected to. So what we don't know, we can only even fucking imagine. So this chick, she's down in her luck. And this is during the pandemic.

When I first heard about this lawsuit, I thought it was like decades ago or something. Like something that just got propped up with a statute of limitation thing that New York did. And they were like, hey, they gave people an opportunity. I thought it was something like that. No, this was just a few years ago. And this guy got her in touch with Vince McMahon because she needed money. She needed money to take care of her family or some shit like that.

It doesn't really matter the origin. But he fucking took her under his wing and essentially pimped her out to everyone, did ungodly things, like shitting on her and what have you. And it was in front of people, people that are adjacent to him. This guy, it doesn't matter who these people are. So this is all, to be fair, to be fair, this is all alleged in the lawsuit. It is, you can say alleged as much as you want. It is alleged.

But the thing is the text messages that are accompanying this is like smoking gun shit. But it's still alleged. And the craziest part of this is the thing. text messages. Vince McMahon is almost 80 years old and he's texting like he's 16. Like it's the hornyest, craziest shit you've ever seen. And you're like, that's why I thought this was a long time ago. I was thinking, oh, like surely he was probably in his 50s. Yeah, surely 16 in the 1940s. Where the fuck he was? Yeah, texting in the 1940s. with his Morse code or something

I don't know I forgot to pull up preemptively the text messages because I wanted to read some of the excerpts from this shit Like there's one that is You got time to pull it up I can't believe

Like I read that And I thought it was I thought it was just A ridiculous Look our comment sections Our Patreon credits Are full of ridiculous shit Right

It's very difficult Like every now and again, you'll hear something that kind of sounds true and you'll be like, wait a minute, is that real? And you'll look it up and it's either not or like on occasion, like 5% to 10% of the time. Oh, it's real. That's crazy. This was one of those things where it's like, I don't know

what to make of this because I don't know wrestling enough. I don't know if it's a truth, man enough. Huh? Most of the time they're not lying to us. Most of the time. I mean, honest, most of the time they're telling truth. That is fair. Okay.

I'm going to read. Let's see. So, um, so this is weird because it almost starts off as a, a email where it says R.E. As in like reply, I think. Right. Because you know when it like when you reply, it says the R.E. colon. This just says reply. Your last picture.

You need you need, you need, I'm going to try to read like Vince McMahon. You need your, you need your panties ripped off and three big black dicks in all three holes. at the same time. Way up your pussy and way up your ass as far as they will go, but even farther. And the thickest cock goes down your throat. So it makes you gag and convulse as those big black cocks pound away. And it feels like from the start you're being assaulted, but it's made you come nonstop. He continues.

Just one continuous constant orgasm. just before you pass out those big black dicks squirt their loads of cum inside you. As you lay on your stomach, the cum is coming out of all of your holes. I'll turn you over and jack off all over you. He's a poet, man. That sounds like what I hear. That sounds like what you hear. Entai sounds like.

Yeah, it doesn't sound real. This man is, it is 70s writing this shit. I love Vince McMahon. Dog, I'm sorry. You guys are trying, you guys are, you're, I know you're trying to defame him, right? But he just sounds more late the more you describe it. You are out of your fucking mind. He sounds like Hunter Biden.

You know, like him and Hunter Biden probably would have the wildest party ever. Vince McMahon and Hunter Biden would throw a crazy party. Let's put it this way. I would be 100% in agreement if this guy didn't make her do a bunch of shit that he pimped her out. He assaulted her. There is a claims. There's claims that, you know, she was saying no. And he was like, no means yes.

Well, it's a claim, right? Like, no means yes. Look, when I say, when I say people take terms. When I say allegedly, I'm, I'm all I'm doing is covering us. That's, that's literally. When we're talking about this interpersonally outside of the show, we're not saying a legend. Of course. But I say, me saying a claim cover, it's a claim.

I'm not saying I'm saying someone has claimed. Right. Right. It's just, it's, it's implied. But yeah, the, the rape and sexual assault, like if that wasn't a part of it, if it was just like, oh, this is disgusting human being that likes this wild shit. to me Vince McMahon would be the goat he'd be the greatest of all time unfortunately it's coupled with that shit because

I wish these text messages were just that like consensual wild disgusting sex because this is I'm telling you as a have y'all ever written anything close to this like is sex? No. You guys sexted right? You guys have sexed before. Yeah, I have sexed before. Right.

Yeah, that's that's right. It was It wasn't this I had an ex-girlfriend that was not as wild at this but she wrote essays essentially like Vince McMahon Which it is funny and I think that's why I think this is extra funny Because the way that he writes

It's the longest text messages I've ever seen They're so long That is not the longest one That is actually a short one And it's ridiculous I've had an experience of Romance novel type of text messages and I'm like, yeah, that's hot, I'd fuck your pussy.

You know what I mean? Like, I hated sexting. I despised sexing. I just, I'm not, in the shit, because as soon as I start writing, I feel like immediately I turned into Fabio. You know, you remember Fabio, guys? That fucking romance, that guy, he was the sex symbol in the 90s, buff long hair, and he's like, oh, and yet that I can't believe it's not butter commercial and shit.

and all the women want to fuck them but everybody would think he's a clown nowadays they would look at him and be like who's the fuck is this guy and that's how I feel when I'm writing I feel like a fucking clown like a romance novel clown certain people that's my problem yeah

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one.

20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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and someone has written, like, they'll send something to me. it'll be like a even if it's just like one sentence and there's like there's like a spelling error and it bothers the hell out of me like it's like trying to crank it and you're just like yeah it's like I can't you can't you can't you can't

you can't you can't you can't you can't proofread this shit is yeah yeah yeah yeah no I don't know it's it's weird like I I don't know I've sexed it and it's all cringe Like, it's, it's immediately after, immediately after you are done with that conversation, it is all cringe. Like, nothing ages worse than a sexting conversation. Like, it's, it's immediate milk the second it shows up.

Yeah, yeah. I don't sex anymore because I'm just like, I don't, I don't want to see it again. Well, you also live with the person. There's, there would be, it would be, it would be, frankly, insane if you sexed. Like, it made, it would make. I'd be upset. It would either, it would either be insane or you'd be a cheater is what that would be. You're just texting my girlfriend right outside the door.

Yeah. I'd be very upset. Is it hot near for you guys? Is it hot in here for anybody or is it just me? No, I'm fine. I'm feeling pretty good. I'm feeling pretty good. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, you might need to adjust the temperature in your apartment or something like that. Like me, you put your AC on for a little bit. I can barely see anything. It's really warm. You feel all right? You're good? Yeah.

Okay. All right. I want. I'm pretty sure Vince is fucked. I just want to say, I think this is kind of, even though this is all alleged, because he's beaten a lot of stuff before. But there hasn't been anything this extensive. And there's other people involved that are, it's looking like this might be the one that actually word Vince McMahon might stay away for good. Because even like a year or so ago, he stepped down from the WWE, but then pull the fast one.

and since he was like majority shareholder, he inserted himself back into the mix. And so it's one of those things where I don't think he's actually going away. And people, you need to read the rest of these. You, you have, it's the wildest shit I've ever seen.

Send a link so you can read them. I'll send you, yeah, I have one that where the shit's all compiled. I'll put in the chat. But, yeah, and maybe I'll even put this imager.

Did he give ownership to Triple H? No Triple H is I think the C-O He's still not the He's not the chairman But there's a guy that is actually Higher than I think Him

I forget his name He's just some standard white guy You know how they look They're fucking This is some guy He came from the entertainment industry He knows what he's doing Blah blah blah

I don't know who the fuck he is But if he's still there And the other people That are still there Johnny Laurenitis or whatever the fuck There's some people Them still be in the industry Means that Vince McMahon

Still has his fingers in there But I feel like this might be the thing that It'll be gone and then wrestling will immediately Get better in the WWE Because everything that is not surrounded by Vince McMahon Is a good product And every time Vince gets his hands on it Because Vince likes giant sweaty men

Like he's not gay as far as I'm concerned but as far as like for a while and people probably don't even remember this that watch wrestling this was way back in the day like pretty much almost pre-aditude error or just during where he was doing

bodybuilding competitions there was buff sweaty naked men posing like in between wrestling matches and that shit failed horribly but that's what he was really into so it's one of those things that he would always bring the biggest giantess musselie as

greasiest people and they sucked dick at wrestling and it was just bad product if you were into that type of shit and um so yeah i'm actually looking forward to him going down because fuck him but uh i will i feel like i want to see what happens if i i'm going to send this text message oh you're real oh he's actually reading some of the shit dude oh wow yeah he's pretty good Man. Can I ask you guys? I'd be flattered if someone talked about me like that, I guess. But also at the same time, like, holy.

The poor girl seems like a piece of meat. I just passed my phone around to a bunch. Okay, go, I go ahead. Did she, so he, he shot on this woman? Allegedly he did. That's what she says. And in front of people. So he shot on, like, because that, to me, that's the craziest thing.

because obviously there's some people that are into like shit porn and stuff, but to also do it in front of your peers. It's like I could never. Yeah, I can't imagine. I would have a hard time pissing on a girl in front of my homies, let alone. I would have a hard time pissing on a girl alone.

I would have to, like, on my own. You guys are, what the fuck? Man, you S-A-W-F-T-Swoft. Can I ask you guys? Can I ask you guys an unrelated question? Yeah. Why do you ask you guys an unrelated question? Did you see this video of Larry David attacking Elmo on the Today Show?

I got to tell you, that was the goat shit. Goat status. That was amazing. When I. No. No, this is yesterday. This happened yesterday. I got to see this.

Larry David, I retweeted it, I think. It's on my Twitter, but like, it's Larry David, I guess Elmo was on the Today Show because Elmo had that viral tweet about where he went, where he went, he was like, hey, just checking in, you know, how's everybody doing? Do you remember that? Like a couple days ago, he had like that tweet where he was like, hey, just checking in. Elmo's just checking in. And everybody was like, he's like, hey, how is everybody doing?

Everybody was like, it's really bad out here, Elmo. It's really fucking scary. I can't, you know, I can't afford to rent. Groceries are skyrocketing. I have to work three jobs just to afford what a single person could afford on a part-time job in the fucking 40s. I'm having a rough time out here, Elmo. And then Elmo goes like, wow, it'll be okay. And so he went on the Today Show or some morning show with his dad.

I guess Elmo has like a dad puppet now. I forgot about that. I totally forgot about that. So he's on the Today Show with his dad. and it like they're just interviewing him and then the camera cuts away to al roker who's about to give the weather right i think it's el roker probably i hope i hope it is otherwise i'm racist um and then it cuts but then like it cuts the alroca for two seconds and then it cuts back to elmo and larry david is just suddenly there mauling him mauling elmo straight up assaulting like straight up his might his might his might

is distorted and everything he's like ah ah ah like and it's i can't get over it just because the speed at which he like he's not there it cuts away it cuts back he's there that means he sprinted towards elmo like he had no time to walk and saunter over not only is it not a slap it's not a punch it's a he claws clawed him he claws his face and then walks away smiling and then Elmo's like Elmo used to like you or whatever and then they made him apologize

immediately afterwards like consent they were talking about like you shouldn't touch people like they were they went off and I was just like this is authentic this is real this happened this is Larry David like this is everything

you could have hoped for happen right like other than him straight up taking his dick out and like fucking the puppet. Like that's, that's the only thing that I, I would have liked better.

But you can't, you can't win a ball. It is one of the most surreal things I've ever seen. Because every, every, how bad I got. I watched it. Every,

like, things got out of hand. It's so fast. It's the fact that it's a claw that is killing me. Like, there's one, he grabs him at first and there's one moment where he, like, hits at him.

But then there's one moment where he, like, predator animal, opens his hand and tries to swipe something away he fucking gives him a lariat like a clothes line bam what I love about it

what I love about it too is that Elmo's father is just watching helplessly he's no he's in shock he's never watched his son get attacked before he's in shock no but imagine let's imagine it's so much

funnier if you imagine like the Muppets as real people or like the puppets is real people because you have this father watching his toddler get attacked by Larry David. Imagine your son. Imagine Larry David claws your son in the face on live television, and you just have to watch helplessly. You're like, it's Larry David. You probably do.

If you attack Larry David, you're going to mega jail problem. Yeah, you're going to Guantanamo Bay for sure. Ultra jail. You're in G-Bay. You know the cousins he probably got? You're done. You're going under Guantanamo Bay. You're not going under Brooklyn.

He's going to take you to one of those tunnels They're going to teach you some shit They're going to teach you some shit Hey man, maybe those conspiracy theories are right though Because how did Larry David get there so quickly Is he a Shafshifter? Is he a

Is he uh Is he whatever the fuck they say about Jews Whatever crazy conspiracy theory He used Reptilians or something I think he just used whirlwind sprint Oh hey did you currently He just cool down a little bit in here.

All right. I hope it stays up. No, never mind. Never mind. Hermann. Still. No. No, never mind.

All right. I don't be worried. The sun is so warm. I can't even remember what I was going to say. I had something. Worldwinds sprint. Fuck. Fuck.

What does the whirlwinds print from? Is that from Skyron? Yeah, it's like a second shout you got. Sreaded cheese. It's the one that the It's the one that the graybeards teach you When you get to High Harathgar

It's that one Those old fucks Those fucking Those ancient Vince McMahon Dudes And the robes I wanted to kill those motherfuckers so bad Yeah

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morton. which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. I probably went back and did it eventually. I don't know. Actually, I don't remember. I didn't lose my cool too often in that game.

I kind of showed respect. I didn't really murder a lot of people. Towards the end. All of that. A voice resisted the urge to go back and play that game, dude. Towards the end. Dude, I'm playing survival mode right now, and it's so, it's pretty fun. Yeah.

But, like, yeah. Did I talk about this on this show or no? We talked about it a little bit, because somebody mentioned it in the credits, I think? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you didn't explain you playing it, though. It's cool. It's, I don't know, I'm playing Skyron, but I'm also playing Suicide Squad, so. Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.

Right. Yeah. Dude. Yeah. Yeah. How are you liking it? It's not good, but it's not nearly as... See, here's the thing.

I couldn't recommend this game to anybody. I could not recommend Suicide Squad to anybody, but not because of the game. Like, I feel like I wish there was an other game that wasn't Suicide Squad that played almost exactly like this. Because it does feel good to move around. It does feel good to shoot the traversal-based combat is actually really good. It just doesn't make sense that it's the Suicide Squad doing it. I don't know why there's like a loot system in here. It doesn't fit with, like, the archer.

verse at all. It's really dumb. But the biggest thing about it to me is like that makes me like want to tell everybody to avoid it like the plague is that it's an always online game that is ostensibly single player. Like there's no justifiable reason for to be as always online as it is to the point where I will be in the middle of a cutscene that I'll be enjoying actually. Like I'll be in the middle like the first cutscene. I was watching. I was like, oh, this is actually I actually kind of decently written. It's well-paced. I kind of, I like this setup. And then disconnected from the server. and then it kicks you out of the cutscene.

And so when you reconnect to the servers, it restarts the whole fucking cutscene again. And it's like, there's no reason for this. This is fucking insane. That's a zero out of ten as far as I'm concerned. But like, playing the game is like fine. It's like a, I don't know, it's like a mid, it's like a mid six to like low seven.

You know, like it's fine. It's entirely fine. But I couldn't, I don't know, man. I couldn't. I can't get behind that team doing it. know, like, there's been some motherfuckers on the suicide squad that like, all right, yeah, they can, they're the one to get rid of the league. They got Zod, they got Sanestro.

No, they got people that, like, they got people that could really do it. I'm like, all right, you know what? I'm fucking, I'm fucking with this. Yeah. But not Dead Shark. King Shark is a threat. He's a threat. I give him that.

Dead shot, King Shark is also, King Shark is also the, like, the best. King Shark and Boomerang are the, are the two that I'm, like, I like, I like, I like these. this character by far out of. He's so stupid. Makes some fun though. Make some fun. He's so stupid. He's a shitty Australian.

He's basically like, he's a flash villain and Flash has the least evil villains actually. They're like really not bad people. They're like not that bad of people. They're very goofy. Yeah. No, even though even goofy, they're not even like, they're not evil guys. Like Flash can sit down and really talk his ones about, yo guys, you're bugging.

You know, like, come on. Let's just, let's chill out. They'll be like, yo, honestly, I just need a rent, and I got a little out of hand. I'm sorry. And they'll just eat a burger and no, God. God. God. God.

I would have been dope if he was like. God is the only one that's like fucking not good. He does not like people. Well, he's just, but he's just like, you know, like, hey, me and my, my gorilla homies is just trying to, you know, do our thing and you guys suck. I mean, I was trying to be free, bro. And it's like, you can't be free. I mean. Yeah.

No, I guess that's the whole point of it, though. it's supposed to be absurd that the suicide squad would take down the Justice League. Like how in the fuck? It's kind of like the whole arc of it makes sense that Batman could take down the Justice League or have plans to take down the Justice League because he's Batman. And so it's one of those things where it's like, okay, I get that, but you think about the suicide squad doing it immediately your mind is how. And so I guess that's supposed to be intriguing, right?

Like how would they even pull this off? And so I guess that's why people would even want to delve into that. But unfortunately, like you even said, Chris, the fact that it's always online, it just, it completely, the games that do that, like say, I try to play 2K back in the day, you know, a few years ago. And it's one of those things. Well, they'll turn off the fucking servers. And you can't even play the main story that has. Yeah. I'm like, what the fuck is this?

I can't even play it anymore. There's literally no justifiable reason why this. Like there are games that obviously, World of Warcraft, yeah. Right. It's MMO, obviously. Yeah, that should be an always online game. Destiny, where the whole point is that you wander around this free roam map and then, you know, you run into other players. You're not running into other.

It's not a persistent world. There's no, I don't know, I don't understand the justification for it. And that's like the biggest thing to me where it's like, this is, I can't, this is objectively, like, Like, you should not buy this. Because if this, if this, if they, if the servers go off for whatever reason, the whole game's gone. Yeah. And you can't even, you can't even play it offline. So like, no, you, this is a worthless game until, until there's like an offline mode.

At that, at that point, maybe it's like, again, like a 71 on Metacredic or something. You know what I mean? Like a decent game. I hope they do it. Yeah. I mean, they, they would be wise to do that. Yeah. But, you know, so why?

So from when I've heard why they do this For games like that in particular Is to discourage Hacking or not hacking or even just putting on trainers To for you to get the best shit They want you to like say I'm assuming I'm assuming I don't know if this is true But since it is a looter shooter

You can probably buy packs or something to give you shit I'm assuming probably Yeah I'll tell you something Maybe that's true I can't find that in the year UI because the UI is such a fucking mess. It is so noisy.

Like I never want to press pause ever. I never want to open the character stats screen because it's so messy and disorganized and fucking loud. I don't know, man. I guess I'm just assuming that would be the only reason, because when you think about it logically, I guess, even though it's still illogical no matter what, that you would want to discourage players like me that will just take it offline, who has it offline, and I will just, you know, I'm not paying you a, if you're going to, like, if you're going to

pay gate a lot, the best shit, or I have to keep RNG and grrying and all this stuff, I'm be like, fuck you, I'm going to just do what I got to do with the trainer or something like that and have fun with the game, especially for a game that I don't care about that much, like Suicide Squad, that would be the perfect game for me to do shit like that in. And I wanted to bring something up, though, because we're talking about Suicide Squad. Because this is piggybacking off of, we already talked about how overblown the controversy in his and how people are kind of overreacting to some of the stuff.

And I keep seeing more. And the, they're getting so, like the post that I'm seeing are getting so many likes and so many views. And I don't understand. It is hysteria. Like, so I saw there's these bios, right?

There's one. it shows Lex Luthor has a file on Wonder Woman, whatever, blah, blah, blah. But there's this one file that apparently Deadshot has, and it's his like synopsis of who John Stewart is. And one line, it says, like, I guess you can call him the, what do you call it one of the good ones, like in quotations. And so, which is, you know, has racist undertones to it, obviously. And some people thought Lex Luthor was saying it, like, what the fuck? and but then people found out the dead shot said it and then i was seeing people being so upset to like how could you put that in there or the disrespect at john stewart and i was just like

if it's dead shot a it makes perfect sense that he would say that though that you would here's a guy that doesn't play by the rules and sees this other black man that's a basically a quote unquote pimp for the government and he's this all-american guy and he's like yeah he's one of the good ones, essentially calling them like a coon, right? Which happens all the time in real life. I have been called that shit for even just being adjacent to the liking metal and rock music.

It doesn't bother me, but I'm just, I It's such a... Because you are, Derek. That's why. It's because you are, Derek. Yeah, I don't know. Because you are, Derek. Don't forget the truth of the matter, right? Fair enough. Fair enough. I mean, the reason...

I was, I mean, truthfully, like, I was going to skip this game entirely. Like, I really had no interest in it, but like the, the vitriol around it, like, made me so curious because, like, the thing, I don't, I can't think of many things I dislike more than people, like, sharing an opinion on something that they have no experience with. Right. You know, people who are like, oh, that movie sucked. And it's like, oh, did you see it? No. That is my life as a nerd. That has been my whole, as a nerd, my whole life. That is my whole life as a nerd hearing people talk shit about characters that I've loved for years. And they don't know what the, fuck they're talking about. Superman is so fucking stupid. He can do everything. He's like, Superman often doesn't fight people where he can just punch them to death. He's like, yeah, but he could do all this stuff.

I'm like, you don't even fucking know what you're talking about. And they're just spewing out shit, bro. Yeah, but that's in my life. My whole life, dude. But that's a general character opinion about a character that's been adapted a million times. Like, you could conceivably have somebody who've seen like every Superman movie

but read no comics and feel like, and be like, oh, well, I don't really like Superman. I think he's a little boring. And that's still a valid opinion, because it's not necessarily... It's not... Well, it's not talking about... No, because it's not talking about every Superman.

It's just Superman as they understand it. And they have experience with it. It's different than, like, talking about a singular piece of media that, like... I agree, Chris. Right. And can be objectively measured. The movies themselves are just adaptations of who that character is. No, I understand.

So that's serious. But do you understand that there's a difference between saying, yeah, I don't like rock music. versus I don't like this album. You know what I mean? Like you don't have to hear every single rock song to be like I don't have I don't like rock music and for that to be a valid opinion. It might be like not as informed an opinion

because you haven't listened to enough of it to maybe form that opinion with a lot of like heft behind it but it's different than saying oh this album sucks. Oh did you listen to it? No. You know what I mean?

That's what I'm talking about. It's like I get where he's coming from. I think it's I think it's, I think what he's saying is valid. I know what you're saying. The both stupid, you know? Yeah, they're both, they're both lazy, right? But I think it's, it's significantly more embarrassing to be like, look, I've listened to enough.

I'm sure there's a polka song out there that slaps. But I'm not going to find, you know what? I don't like polka. I'm not going to find it. I don't, I don't have. That's a tough one. That's a tough one. That's a new country, bro.

People are like, I hate country music. And I'm like, I feel like, you have. That's the one of the right country. That's the one right there that I think universally that country is diverse enough to where there are some bangers. Polka is like, I was like, you know what, dude? I kind of want to take that challenge on. I want to see if I can find the fucking polka song. The most famous poker song to me, I kind of like it because it's kind of hot.

It's kind of hate that Nazi song. I, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. I hate that. Benny Hill. No, he's talking about that chicken song. He's talking about that chickens dance. The rubber chicken song. What the fuck you're talking about?

Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap. That's the Benny Hill theme. No, no. The Benny Hill is Bam Bam Bam, bam. Oh, you're right, you're right, you're right. Yeah, yeah, no, you're right. This one is the, it's funny that now that I did that,

now my brain doesn't, can't go back to the other one. They sound like weirdly similar, even though they don't. There we go, there we go. Basically, if you ever been to a fucking Mexican party here in SoCal... I've never heard of that song. I've definitely heard that. It's not a Mexican song, but I've heard it a lot at Mexican get there. It's very strange.

It always plays for whatever fucking reason. It's always one of those things. I don't think I've heard of the Mexican plays before. I know you... Like I'm not going to say... There's a party. There's a dude that has this fucking thing, and he's cooking some fucking meat. and making tacos and shit,

the taco guy comes. And then for whatever reason they gotta do that and the clapping and shit. I'm gonna have a taquero at my wedding, bro. I'm having a taquero at my wedding probably. I mean, why not? I don't.

Just, bro. Me, I would fucking just give about... Why don't we just have tacos? Hot dogs. I would just get about hot dogs. You know, those S-bar ones

that are like, fucking probably like, 30 cents a dog. Whatever? I would give out... I would give out donets. Donets. Oh my God, the circles.

Only the middle part. Parts of the donut, a little middle part to the donut that they pop out. No, those are munchkins or donut holes. Like, donuts are just, donuts. Donuts are just small donuts. You never had an Intimans donut. Like a donut. I've never called them donuts. I know what you mean, but like, yeah.

Well, that's what they're called. Like the little white powder donuts that Entemans makes. That's so fucking shitty for your wedding dinner. Do you have any dinner? You're giving out a donut? That's my wedding dinner. Those are fire, though, man. I like them.

They're pretty good, though. Like, I wanted, yeah, I don't know. My, I just, I wanted to know what the, because it's a game that it's, look, this is an important game as far as, like, the conversation goes. I have to cover it for, for work. And also, like, if I'm going to criticize it, I want to know exactly what it is that I'm criticizing.

I don't like a lot of these criticisms that are coming from, like, oh, look at this cut scene that I saw completely removed from the context of the game. And therefore, like, it sucks. And it's like, it might. But, like, I don't know if you can really judge a game like that. Like, it would be like trying, man. It would be like trying to be like, oh man, I watched all of Bioshock and I didn't get it.

It's like, of course you didn't. Because you can't get Bioshock unless you play it. I'm not saying Suicide Squad is Bioshock, not even fucking close. But I think it still warrants where it's like, dude, if you're going to critique something, you should have at least... Success starts with your drive. An American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs,

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morton. which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Played it. Like, would you read a review of like a movie from somebody that watched the trailer and like read about it? You know, it's unfortunate? There'd be a useless review.

You know, it's unfortunate? it, I feel, there are so many lazy-ass creators out there that you do shit like that. And I feel like that's where people are getting their fucking opinions from. I know, there's no legit criticism. Before the show started, I was asking, and, you know, I came to conclusions my own, just asking the question that this almost felt worse than, uh, the Last of Us part two as far as the hysteria, but then I kind of retracted that. Like, I don't think it's at that level, but No. It's,

it's, I will say some of the criticisms I've seen, I think are more ridiculous than some of the criticisms. Just because of some, like when I, that bio thing that I mentioned, like, oh,

here's the file. Seeing that go viral and I just couldn't believe that people were like genuinely upset about this. And also just implying that, oh, it was, it was just a weird, I've never like say,

okay, I don't know, man. I just, I can't even explain it. Like, I remember, you know, I'm not trying to throw shade at Moudahar, but I remember one time H3H3 was accused of something. I don't remember what the fuck it was. But Moodhar made a video and went hard in the paint on him. I remember the video. Huh?

Remember the video he made. I remember that. Yeah, I remember the video. He went hard on the paint like he normally does. It goes hard on the paint. But then Ethan was like, yo. I never said this or whatever. It's that's not even true.

Like he made an entire video off of something that didn't happen. And I feel like that's what's happening right now where there's just like that the hate boner where it's like this is this is the thing. It's been a while since that's gamers were able to really vent our frustrations on something. And I'm just seeing it so misplaced where I'm like, what? I guess I'm not seeing any of that, dog. Like I think it's because of the fact that I'm a comic book person. so all of us are like not you don't care already we're already like you fucks us of god yeah well the thing is the thing is the thing is the thing that's not seeing any of it the thing that

I don't like is that people are like in in my replies being like they're angry that I'm even checking it out for myself you know I mean it's just like well first of all hey this is my it's my job to do this and second of all it's like why would you be mad that I'm trying to get a deeper understanding of this thing like you're not going to play it and you you probably shouldn't you know what I mean like it's it's it's a 70 dollar fucking game I have the luxury of being able to like take one for the team and actually like figure this thing out and see like what it what it is that's wrong with this right as a part of my job and so like what's so wrong I don't I just don't get what the problem is with me actually act what's like me actually

wanting to know like okay a lot of people are saying this is bad let me see for my own eyes like what exactly is bad and and I want to know if there's like a good game in here that got lost along the way like where does it go wrong like what specifically is bad about it are there things that are good about it that don't belong in this kind of design structure. Like, I don't know. I'm curious about that. Whenever a game like this comes out and it's like super divisive, I'm always like I have to know what the fuck is going on with this. It's like a, I was totally going to skip this thing.

I didn't give a shit. I was totally happy playing Skyrim again. I agree. And like, dedicating all my time to that. But I was like, I have to know. I have to know. I already tweeted out. Okay.

Yeah. I tweeted out days ago saying, y'all should just work on your backlog. Because we all, if you play games at all, even a little bit, yeah, everybody has a fucking backlog. I don't. I don't have a backlog anymore. Shut the fuck up. What do you mean? No, I don't.

I don't have a backlog anymore. Then that means you just don't play anything. What the fuck are you talking about? I think I've played all the games I've been trying to catch up on, actually. And you beat them all. And you beat them all of them, yeah. I don't believe that. The last game I have to be is, I would say, uh.

Open up your fucking Steam library right now. Dead serious. I haven't showed you guys. guys is fucking i i just i don't we have 20 games in your library or something like what the fuck you even talking about i'm not like because i don't buy games for no reason like i don't see a

summer sale and buy games i don't do that well you just buy games i know i'm gonna want to play but i'll show you guys i haven't stream my what's call right now no no don't do that don't do that it'll be complicated i mean i i just how many how many games are in your steam library so one two okay there's 60 in here, right?

Uh-huh. Of the 64 in here, I have beat. I would say, I'll give it on us. One, two, three, four.

All right, well, don't count them out loud. Five. Just figure it out. Listen, like, okay.

One, two, three, four, five, whatever. My shit is, is ridiculous that the amount

of games I would say, I would say, I'd be, Yeah, that I care about playing, I've beat maybe 50 of them. That you care about playing? So there are games that you don't care about, but you have. Yeah, like, I have fucking, I have like anime, anti-games. I have people fucking gifted me.

And I have fucking, like, stupid asses that I played when I was younger that I'm not going to fucking finish now. Did you beat, did you beat Enter the Gungeon? It says you have Enter the Gungeon. I've been to a while ago. Really? It says you have no achievements. I've been to a while ago. I probably haven't played on this console.

I might have played on the Switch. Okay, so that's how you get around it Okay, not honestly Do you have Are you interested in playing Dragon Doggums 2? That, Dragon's Dogma 2? I don't know if I'm going to get the first one The first one looks kind of janky

I'm going to get two though I'm going to get two for sure It's, I mean, it's definitely going to be extremely superior but it's It's fucking good game, man I mean, now to be fair I haven't played it probably since 2013 So

I had a fantastic time playing it And I do have it on Steam. I have it on Steam. So I want to play. I'm going to play it again this month. Just, you know, have a feel for it again. I was going to buy it a few nights ago. You couldn't fuck anyone.

You couldn't fuck anyone. Like, it's the one thing that I'm like, come on, guys. You had every, fucking, every trope is in there except for romance. And that pissed me off. I'm like, come on, Capcom. Kingston, why do you have all these hentai games? I only have, I only have four. And I did not buy them.

It's four more than I have, brother. If I bought them and I really own them for myself, I would just say I got them. I'm like, I'm not ashamed. No, I know. I'm not a shameful person. Who would give that? I was gifted so many. And I was like, why?

Yeah. I got like fibbage and shit. I got like fucking Gary's mod on here. I got fucking Gary's mine. Yeah. Highline Miami, which I beat so long ago. What did? Where did you eat?

I have meatboxing. Where'd you beat Hotline Miami? I'm on PC a long time ago. It says you have no achievements on it on PC. Back in the yard a long time ago. It says you don't have an different account then? Not on this account, no. You had a different account?

This is starting to get silly. I'd be hollying me a long, long, long time. You had a different Steam account? Why would you ever have a different Steam account? Because I had different emails over my life. And then when you get locked out of email like, fuck, well, whatever. because I started this team account when I got this PC

because I didn't have a means of using my other team account Because I had an old computer back in my house in New York A couple years ago Yeah this team count is pretty new Because it's Kingston Jameson my other team count was like What's like like Dragon Ace something like a long time ago Like a long while ago So now a PC I can really play games until I got this one

How many games did you buy on that old account Yeah now I'm curious about that one Maybe like maybe like I don't know maybe maybe like Lego Indiana Jones or some shit and maybe like three other games because my computer was so bad it was a house computer that was not meant to play

video games at all I guess I guess I guess for me I just think like if I've ever I guess for me I think like if I've ever spent money on an account like I would get that account back you know it was not worth it because I've had my Steam account since 2009 this is a relatively new one this one is like maybe like

2017 2017 2016 all right yeah whatever. Fair enough, I guess. Yeah, I don't know. I have a lot of games. I have a lot of games that I play for a little bit. Midnight Suns? Midnight Suns. I'm not for the Midnight Suns, and I think that's really it.

I have a lot of games that like... And maybe, I know, I know, in Midnight Suns and that other game, I'm on, I'm... So you lie. There you go. That's it. See the Stars, I have to finish, yeah. I, I don't know, I have a lot of games that, like, I play a little bit. Usually, like, I don't know, like, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll play game, it's like, this interests me, and then I'll play it for a little bit, and then I'll be like,

this doesn't have legs, and then I'll, like, put it down either forever or until I, like, feel like it's been enough time for me to, like, all right, let me go back to it. That one with Red Dead Redemption 1, like, I never, actually, I still don't think I finished Redemption 1. I just think I know how it ends, so, like, that's kind of deflated my desire to finish it. But I remember I played it the first time, I played for, like, five hours, and I was like, I'm not feeling this. And the second time I played it, I played it for like 15. I'm going to put that game down. I could not. I put that game down.

Yeah. I didn't, I didn't care about it. This game's amazing. I have way too many games. I didn't really, I didn't really like Rockstar. I don't buy games like that,

honestly. Like, I buy, I buy new games, but I don't really buy a lot of games. I don't see games coming. Like, if I go to CMSia,

I'm like, I look through the games, I'm like, oh, I don't want any of this. I'm not going to play it. And then that's it. Yeah.

See, for me, I look at it like, there are games. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. Well,

because I look at it as like these are games that I probably I look at a game sometimes I'm like that's a game I should have you know what I mean like that's a game that I should own like I look at like the Metro series I look at like the Metro games I'm like I should I should own those because at some point I'm going to have I should play those I bought them there they're all their dollars

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morton. which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Accident. Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Yeah, there was literally all that. It's like, yeah. At a certain point, it's like highway robbery. I played one on PS3. Yeah. I played a, I think, I think, I think a last light on PS3. Dude, that was the thing at the state of play. They had that VR Metro.

And everybody was like, oh, man, a new Metro game, but it's like, oh, it's VR. And I'm like, I get that. Like, I get why that's disappointing. But at the same time, like, I, that's so, that's like a perfect. Like, I can't think of a better, like, I. Pretty cool world to be in. Like, VR and Metro work really, really well together, I think. Because, like, it's the whole, like, the putting the mask on and, like, the whole, like, checking your watch and cleaning it.

Like, it's just like, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, Perfect VR. And then they had that other one where you were some guy was like grabbing a skeleton by the fucking throat and punching it in the head a million times. It's like this is sick. This is.

Whatever this is. I love this. Like right now I'm looking at Steamite. There's nothing I want on here. And I'm like looking to it. I'm like, Oh yeah. I have everything that I want.

Yeah? I think. But me, I don't get off on a lot of things because I just know that I'm not going to get it. But then when it becomes under $5, I grab it. Like,

like I haven't played a division two. I never played the, I have Battlefield 1 that I was like I want to play Battlefield I never played it I just completely skipped it That was good Battlefield 1 was good I'm sure it was man

And it's just like I get I want to This is what happens actually With a lot of these games The file is so large That I don't even want to wait Like the 20 whatever minutes to install it I'm just like fuck it

I just want to play what I have installed already I know I easily could just install it the night before Or anything like that But I'm an idiot I know what you mean Dude that's the same thing that's happening me right now, like, they just came out with, like, the file size for Final Final Fantasy 7 remake part 2 or whatever, and it's 145 gigs.

Yes. That's all? That's all. That's all. That's large, dude. You know how big Destiny is, dude? Kingston, Destiny's been going on for 10 years. All the expansions. With all the expansions. Destiny's such a big game. But that's just expansions that you're adding on. What's a call is another huge game too? A game would never come out that big. Imagine, like, that's not, that's not the same. No, well, Cod. Codduty.

Yeah, call duty. Call duty has the same problem. It's, it's ridiculous. They don't compress their audio. That's their problem is that they just have like these like uncompressed audio files. And so like, oh yeah, new call duty is going to be 120 gigs. It's like, why? You can't justify that.

I don't want to doubt. I don't want to download that. Right now I'm trying to find names of using my Steam deck, right? So I'm trying to get games that are good on a Steam deck. team deck that I've never played before. Far Cry 5, never touched it. There's like he said, so I'm hearing right now that like Hogwarts likes he's good on a steam deck.

Hogward, I didn't buy that game. I got imagine it'd be good. Eldering is good. I don't believe that. I can't believe that Alderang is going to be good on a seam deck. It is actually pretty good. My brain does not letting me believe that. Isn't that like it's actually less than 30 gigs or something?

Yeah, it's like 40 gigs. It's like pretty small. I might pay, I think is, I might pay R4, but I play R4 so much on PS5. You know, still trust me out, Sekito is like 15 gigs. I know. It, it's a really small game. It, like, bothers me how small it is. They're all like, wait, really?

It feels plentiful when I played it. It does. It's actually a short game, too, when you think about it. Securo is really short. Yeah, good. It's deceptive. I don't know. It's just deceptive.

I felt fine. But when I look at it, how the fuck is this 15 gigs? I have, dude, Dragon's Dogma, for example, is 20. gigs. The games. Ancient. Sechiro is like, I have that installed on my console and I will never get rid of it because it's just so

affordable for the hard drive. You know what I mean? It's just like, oh, well, there be, like, I wouldn't even gain much of anything by deleting Sekiro. And it's nice to have it. It's not worth it. Right. But. Like, there's nothing. Oh, my God. I never beat.

There ain't another. Never beat the phantom pain. I forgot. I forgot to beat the fandom pain. Street Fighter 6. I heard it. Oh, my God. Pretty good on SteamDy. Yeah, I don't know. I totally forgot. I don't know.

What the hell were we talking about? Did we have something else to talk about before we got into this tangent? I feel like there was something else. But I don't really remember. Not nothing. I think we... Yeah, whatever. We covered all that shit.

I did want to ask you guys about on air, if that's even the right terminology. It's the next gay cover. It's been a while. It's been quite a while since we've done anything gay. I want to get your guys thoughts. My Jojo was watching Aladdin the other day and I was like, I don't know. I felt like the whole new world could, there's really some magic can be worked in there because of how like it's just a very. I just want to ask you guys about it or if you had any thoughts in your heads about anything.

I don't know. I was thinking of something simple. To me it was like it was such a simple song with barely any. lyrics in it. I was like, oh, this would be pretty easy. So it was just something that I wanted to bring up and maybe cook and then we deliver on the next episode. I thought about I did think about recently

what you think. I have a lyric already from that. If we if we took Wake me up Wake me up what was that song Evanescence Wake me up? Is that? Wait, what is that song called? What the fuck is that song?

I thought it was called that. It's not called that. It's not called Wake Me Up, there's no way. Save me from the something become... What the fuck is it? Am I... Why is this...

Are we collectively forgetting? Don't look it up. Don't look it up. We have to use our brain powers and discover it. We have to get it from our... No, don't look at it up, man. He's looking it up, man.

He's just saying... I don't care enough. He's a fucking loser. He's a fucking loser. He doesn't like to participate. Okay. Let's see if you guys figure it out. That song is...

called It's not called I don't think they say the name in the song Wake me up Yeah they do Bring me to life Bring me to life

Bring me to life Bring me to life I've been living a lie There's nothing games on I feel like I feel like that would be a fun one That would be a Suck my cock

Or something I don't know Yeah I can't I want I want Fuck my butt I want fuck butt I want to fuck butt

I like Fuck me Fuck me Fuck my butt I like the idea of it just being shot like I like the idea of it just being chopped like It's not even grammatically correct in where he's like fuck my butt and then I want fuck butt Yeah Fuck my butt

Fuck my ass inside I want fuck butt Spank There's something there's something there I feel like there's something in bring me to life. Spur my brain and yeah, yeah. We can, yeah, I like that, yeah. Let's do, let's do. Fill me with this calm.

Yeah, that's too good. Yeah, yeah, we'll do a week. Yeah, bring me to life. I was just about to say wait. Yeah, bring me, bring me to life would be fun. That's, uh, yeah, that's, okay, yeah, we can do that. That's gonna, there's a lot, I think there's a lot of a, that fucking, and there's a lot of words in that bridge

that I feel like it'd be a little tricky It would be fun to figure out though I mean dude if you figured out Ben Shapiro's rap In a very limited amount of time I'm sure the three of us can figure out That bring me to life bridge Yeah yeah it's true It's yeah like

I mean to be fair it's when I'm in the zone I could just you know Like I'm not If I'm in the zone I could knock something out Really fast But if I'm just fucking around my friends, it's, it's, it's a different where, you know, you can't just ignore everything on the outside and just fucking focus on, like, you know what I mean?

So, but yeah, we'll fucking do it. We'll do it. That's the next one. That's the next one. Yeah, all right. Let's, uh, let's move on some questions then from our, uh, from our patrons over at Patreon.com slash a snark tank. Remember, you can support us over there.

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It's from Young Jedi 7-7-2. He says, men's butt discuss. That's it. I know who young Jedi is, too. I know who that person is. We got to get the people. I know who young Jedi is. I mean, proper. I know him.

He's, yeah, well. He used to be on my discord. He's a fucking goon. He's a kid, too. He's actually a kid. Young is fuck. He's like no older than 15, I'm sure. Whoa. You know children?

Kids in your fucking discord. This thing is having kids in his discord. I wouldn't even. I wouldn't even. Oh, great. Now we have to, now we got to, now we got to cancel Kingston.

This is the where we live in now, though. This is where we live in now. We got to be, they'll be weary, unfortunately. Who the fuck? Who, no, no, no, no. Look, look, look it. Let's, let's be, let's be 100 with this.

Your fucking friends. Hey, let's all go with the movies. All right, cool fucking 13 year old. Let's go. That's not my cousin or brother or somebody in my family. It's just, it's like, it's not, it's different. No, dude. If you go on Discord, right?

And if you regularly go on Discord, right, and you open up a link, right? Here's my Discord, right? As a content creator, right? Like, a creator, right? You go there and there are people there that are at a certain age, right? I didn't invite them there. I hate that argument. They gather there.

You're, you're, you're not responsible. for your discord. No, you're not, you are, you are, you are like, you're like, you're like,

you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, that's like, hey, I said 18 plus as if everyone's

going to fucking listen. Like, it's like, yeah, you got it, you know what I'm saying? It's one of those things. Yeah, but you have no control

who comes in there still. Uh, you have no control who comes in. So here, here's my, I'm gonna look at, I'm, I'm,

I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, mine. I just, I just, this is just me personally. I'm not even telling people to do this. I don't even going mine at all. It was just, uh, it was just, uh, I saw too many things that I was like, luckily in the snark tank discord, I think people do a really good job with curating. Like, as far as like,

no, like I went into, there was a not, not safe for work section the last time I looked in there. And like, it was just stupid bullshit hentai, of course, but I was like, all right, cool, we're, we're fine. it wasn't like anything insane or whatever so I was like all right fair enough so that's a maximum redacted for that as well so it's like one of those things were but if I saw anything like too crazy I'd be like dude we gotta have to shut it down

because unfortunately people you know stupid people can't be trusted things up for everybody else people can't be trusted yeah people can't be trusted in groups because there's always some stupid guy who's gonna ruin everything like

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I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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There's a lot of, you know, there's a potential threat of consequences if you get caught doing it. But people do it anyway. Everyone. Everyone with a car unless they're like 65 or traumatized. You know what I mean? Like if you're an old person, you're driving slow. If you've been in a car crash, you're probably never going to speed again. but most people you're going to be like

65 really means 77 like realistically like come on what's the big difference and that's kind of what happens where it's like yeah you have a discord and you know how most people know how they should act

but someone's always going to push things a little bit too much there's that one nigga that's going fucking 105 in a 65 and you're like god damn it dude that's the thing that that's what pisses me off to it's never you know what pisses me off about those people, the people who like drive like, oh yeah, I'm going to go 112.

They're not the people who get pulled over. They're not the people who get pulled over for speeding. You know who gets pulled over for speeding? The guy who goes 10 to 11 miles over the speed limit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they're slow enough for the police to catch. Exactly, exactly. The cop don't want to deal with that other, dude.

I can get this guy. The guy that's fucking trying to break fucking transcend, trying to Marty McFly into the past. Never gets caught. It makes me so mad because it makes me. It makes me feel like the cops would respect me if I just broke the law more than I am. You know what I mean? Like if I just, if I just committed to the crime that I'm committing, then maybe I would be left alone. Yeah.

Infuriates me. Anyway, that's our, that's our, that's our discussion. That's our, that's our, that's our discussion on men's butt. Yeah. Love them. Love them. And shout out to the young, shout out young boy. I don't, I don't, I don't do a fuck.

Shout out. Yeah, I'm good. Also shout out, I'll fucking, what's his name? Shout out Maximar Redacted for dealing with our Discord. I know we're telling them sometimes. We gotta get in there. We have to set aside that, like, I'm gonna, you know what? This week I'm gonna pop in there because I feel like I just have to at this point. Yeah.

We've been ignoring that this is so fucking long. It has been a long time. I've at least jumped in a few times. It's been a long time. Every once in while, I'll post something. But it's been a long time since I've done any, like, voice chat or anything like that. I say we'll look we'll figure out we'll figure something out right

as far as you can get in this week we'll talk about it behind the scenes and make it more you know we'll interact with it even just for like a little bit you know that is not going for that much money

no way yeah Kingston's online shop I was so I went to Bandai Cardfest right for the Digimon Nationals and I got a one piece card that's worth like $400. I didn't buy it.

It was just given to me. Cool. I'm thinking about selling it. Sell it and buy curtains. I might as well. Ah, dude, the sun does wonder for my skin. Kingsen, are you, can you, can you admit to me?

Can you just admit to me that you lied about the curtains? No, I swear I got curtains. Are you getting them delivered by camel? That's not what he's. Like, who the fuck is delivered? Like, I feel like, Ali Baba and the thieves guild We started talking about over the weekend

What? Watch, I'm gonna get on you I'm like, okay, wow, he has curtains. I'm like, yes, I know I ordered them and they got here. Dude, I think you ordered them two weeks ago. It's not been two weeks. I think it has been literally less.

It's been several episodes. Last time, it's been literally the last time we recorded last week. I ordered them. It doesn't sound right. It's not been two weeks. I need a time snook. I feel like it's been.

way longer. It's been, Kingston, you ordered those, you said you ordered those, you said you order those curtains in Friday last week. 2011,

you said you ordered these curtains. And it has been, it has been, 2011 is my junior year high school. I ordered that. I'm going to order curtains right now, guys. All right, let's,

let's move on. I just everything but what I'm doing right now. Nigger, I would have, it was still, it was to the point where I seriously considered sending you curtains one day shipping on Amazon

just to have in place. I don't want stupid Amazon curtains. Yeah, see, here's your fucking problem. Here's your problem. No, look at it. I'm going to call you out right now. This is your job, bitch. Bitch. I understand. You can just have any

type of... I'm still very visible. I'm still very audible. So when we moved into... No, no, no. So here's the thing. You're trying to keep your eyes out of the sun which keeps you further away from the fucking mic. And it's like, bro, the amount of times we told you you get closer the fucking mic is absurd.

I'm calling you out live, sir. This is your job. Derek, Derek, Derek. And then it's like, hey, could you get some curtains please? And you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then fucking weeks later. I'm not even talking about the ordering thing, because we've been talking about this shit for weeks. You could have just gotten some shitty curtains

in the meantime while you got some good ones. You could have done that courtesy to us. Allow me, allow me to explain one thing to you. If you think I'm trying to keep the sun out of my eyes for my eyes sake. That is crazy. My eyes are so damaged.

I'm looking at the sun right now. You are now? And I feel fine. You are now. Do I need to send you screenshots of the shade being directly just before you, like your eyes? Like that is literally where you normally are stationary. I'm like right here right now.

This is the state of rest from my chair. Look, I will send you screenshot. Dude, I edit the podcast. You're sitting normally right before your eyes get in the sun. It is strategic. This is the state of rest for my chair regularly. Naturally, if I'm sitting in my chair, right, this is a state of rest. I'll see screenshots.

I'll see these screenshots. If I'm right here, it changes nothing. You know what it changes? You sound amazing on the mic. Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move.

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batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got to an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound, That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan, from Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Yeah, yeah, it does. You sound great on the mic. That's sitting right here. That's it. My eyes don't feel any different.

What about this solution? What about this solution? What about this solution? Yeah, I thought about that, too. Because sometimes when I sit back, why not just sit back in the shade so it doesn't get in your eyes, but the mic is still in front of you. I want to get an arm. I should have got an arm. But you don't have an arm?

I thought you had an arm. What's your mic on right now? I got rid of it because of Stan. Wait, why did you get rid of the? Oh, my God. I don't know. I had an arm before, but it was like, for some reason, the one I had was not, like, strong enough to support the weight of the fucking mic proper. Was it, did I, did I give you one?

the one you gave me from before is like already infused with a wire that's already in it and it's like in this weird way I'm like why is it already a wire in it and I tried to take it out and it just wasn't coming out so I have that one in my closet right now

oh huh but I think an arm the arms I find her it's so fucking cheap I'm like I guess I was gonna stand no the arm is important for this reason like for this reason it's because

it's because one on Amazon that works Well naturally when you're recording It's just You're naturally going to want to shift a little bit If you're sitting in one place for a long time You're going to want to like move around and shift And so the arm is just like useful for that

I thought you I was I seriously was just under the impression that you had a An arm this whole time That actually makes a lot more sense Because I thought you had an arm too I thought you had an arm too I thought you had an arm too And I'm just like

Why is this nigga not bringing the mic Mike closer to him But like I get it It's stationary It has to stay It has to stay But yeah No man

Whatever I don't even know If this one has a brand But this one works pretty great It's because This mic's pretty fucking heavy So You definitely want a better one

Yeah You definitely want to But I mean It's I mean I fucking I hate Jeff Bezos Obviously

But Amazon is fucking legit Like I hate Jeff Bezos obviously. I hate him so much where he could he could fucking, he could triple people's salary under Amazon and he'd still have

billions. He doesn't own Amazon anymore. You know that right? It doesn't, that's not the point of what I'm talking. Just the amount of money that he amassed through Amazon he would still be well off forever. Even if he tripled quite a group of people. I'm just saying. I don't know. I know he sold it though. He sold Amazon? I didn't know that actually.

He's probably just somebody else. else that is fucking running it. I don't think he sold it. That'd be fucking asinine. I don't think he sold it. He's probably just not running it. He remains the largest shareholder of Amazon, although his ownership has decreased to less than 10%. What the fuck does that mean?

Well, he owns the single largest share, but he doesn't have the most vast majority of it. If you're saying that if it's 10%, then everybody else is under 10%. Yeah, but it's high several, several people, but it's just him under. It must be a lot of people, if he's still the highest one

at 10% Whatever That uh I was thinking it's probably gonna be like 30 Or something Yeah Amazon look Amazon is Amazon's great 99% Amazon's great

It's it is it is ruining the world But It is it's it's It's It's not like It's not like It's convenient Yeah it's it's objectively too convenient

It's kind of like the internet I think the internet's actually worse But although I guess they go Hand in hand in some way I think the internet is a wonderful creation I just think that it's It's a tool That can be abused heavily

You need to have a certain level of intelligence to use it I think that needs to be a thing actually Like a license? Like a license test Like actually I don't think so I don't think anyone is smart enough to really handle it I don't I think people think they are I disagree

Nah Well So do I mean like What do you? I don't think some people Need to use it for like intellectual purposes Yeah okay Is there something wrong with the way that, like, say, you're operating the internet, Chris?

I think so inherently, yeah. I just think it's a tool that we're not... Part of it, I feel like, is just like, I don't think it's a tool that we were... And I don't say this holistically or, like, spiritually. I just mean, like, I don't know if there's a better word in English language to describe this. But I don't think it's a... I don't think it's a tool that we were ever meant to have. Like, I don't think we can...

Too much power, what do you mean? Yeah, I just don't think we... I don't think we have this. the brain chemistry that is required to be responsible with the amount of power that we wield with this thing. I don't think it's kind of like how like, you know if you leave wheels in, if you leave, you know how like if you have a mouse and you have it in a cage, it runs on the wheel? And you think like they do that to pass the time.

If you put those wheels out in the woods, they do that. Like it's not because they're stuck in a cage and they need something to do. They choose to do it just because they, just because it's something that like, for some reason, like running on wheels, like biologically speaking. They just like to do it. And they will do it. It's like the dog and the stick. Yeah, but they will waste a fuck ton of time.

And they will often like, they will often die. Because they're wasting so much time not like looking for food and not like actually developed like, it's actually kind of insane. Like how many mice are just fucking stupid or because of that. But I do think it's one of those

things where it's like I just don't, I don't know if we have, I don't know if we have the response ability inherent in us to wield something that connects all of us all the time. What do you think you should be doing? What do you think you should be doing differently? I don't know

if there's anything that I should be doing differently. I just don't think there's anything I don't think there's anything to do differently because the way that it exists can only be used in the way that we're using it. I think I can limit my time with it. I, what do you mean? No, I would just say, I don't think there's anything wrong.

Like, I feel like if you're not doing nefarious shit, I don't see anything wrong with the internet. It's like, it is a way to connect people and to do and to make life extremely convenient. And then there's the others, the others that are making, you know, the guy that, the guy that quote tweeted you, like that type of person. Yeah. Who just existed. He just exists to annoy people. I guess the way, the way that I love. look at it is kind of like how I look at

the atomic bomb. We're like okay, cool. Like, we did something kind of crazy. That's kind of a big can of worms, though, at the same time. Oh, like, this may be are a doing? I do think so. Like, do you think, like...

Yeah. I think for sure. I think, I think for sure. I think I'm even seeing it. I feel like people are getting stupider. I feel like people are getting more illiterate. I feel like I really do feel that way. Like sincerely, and I think it's because of this.

I agree. I think internet has decreased a significant amount of problem solving. And I think people that have only ever had to use the internet have always had it. It's definitely affected their brain in a way that I wouldn't say good. But I think the internet is used for so many like because if you know how to use it, like when you're in school and using internet, is this a fucking tool to help you understand things. better. Right. No, but like it's not a... And they make, they make informative things and you go and you learn. It's like proper, like, not like propaganda like Shapiro saying his takes. Like proper like news,

information, fucking like study academic reading. Like I've done so much academic reading on internet only because I have the internet. I would not be able to go to a library and find that kind of academic reading, you know? I view it like any like any tool, right? Where it's like, it's like a gun or the atomic bomb or something where it's like there's a responsible way to use it. But at the same time, the fact that it exists in the volume that it exists in itself kind of creates a massive problem. I definitely think that it could be dangerous. 100% it can be dangerous. Of course.

A lot of people don't understand the degree. I want to hear what Derek was going to say, though. Yeah. It's definitely dangerous, but the gun and the bomb are meant for one thing and one thing only. Like they are tools to. harm things. Well, like a gun is used for no other reason and a bomb isn't used for no other reason than to hurt things, to destroy.

I would argue a gun has more utility than a bomb, but yeah. Like, I think, I think a bomb is. Because you don't protect yourself to rip through. You don't protect yourself with a, you know what I mean? But if you're protecting yourself, you are to, you're, your, your, your thought process is to harm somebody, right? It's still doing that thing. It's still doing the thing.

It only exists to harm people. I understand. It's one of the things where... It's not like a neutral tool is what I'm saying, I guess. Like a hammer is actually used to do things, but then you can also use it for nefarious reasons where that would be a better analogy, in my opinion. Yeah, that's fair. I think...

I don't know. I just think what it... I don't... Like, when you see... There's, like, signs at zoos even. Like, I think I brought this up on the show before where, like, they don't want... you, if you see guerrillas at the zoo, you're not allowed, or certain zoos,

you're not allowed to show them your phone. Like, you can't show the guerrillas your phone because they get fucking enamored by it and it fucks with them. And the fact that it, the fact that a phone can fuck with an ape is crazy,

because an ape has no understanding of what it's even seeing and it's still compelled by it. That's fucking crazy. So, I don't know, that's like a concerning thing that weirds me out a little bit. But,

look, I don't know. They're so close to us That it makes sense. Here's what I think it does. I think it fucks with people's brain chemistry. I think like the dopamine rush of like constantly, I can find everything instantly at any point no matter where I am. And regardless of like my limitations,

I can find the exact thing I'm looking for at all times. I never have to really search for anything. Really, everything's kind of handed to me. I get dopamine rushes from every notification. I get it's like, ooh, I got a like, who I got a comment. Who I got of this. Oh, I got to that. Oh, I got all these.

I'm aware of so much. I do think that there's like a degree of like, Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our programs are designed for people who never stop. You bring the fire, APU will fuel the journey. Learn more at APU.APUS.edu.edu. you. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get big. bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm,

thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It's almost like the philosophy was like if every, let's say we all got of our person, let's say every single person on the planet Earth got their personal information stolen, right? And thrown into a pile. It kind of becomes, it kind of gets to the point where it's, it's as if no one really got their information stolen in the first place because there's so much information to sift through and it's such a fucking mess that being able to single you out would be about as impossible as it would be if they, if you, if somebody was just trying to steal from you directly. And I feel like it's a similar situation with that. It's like there's so much shit being beamed at us to the point where like I don't think that we can really, I don't think our brains are meant for that or to wade through all of that or to like even be stimulated at a degree. We're definitely not, I mean, our capacity just like, no, you're definitely right about things like that were it, you know,

the social studies that are done with humans of their capacity for caring from remembering people and all that stuff. is completely false when it comes to the internet, right? Where some people will say, oh, I have hundreds of friends and I'm like, you fucking don't. It's not how it works,

right? You have people online that are just collecting and you'll see a handful of their reactions or whatever and you interact with a handful of them. But, like, I understand what you mean, but at the same time,

I just want people, I don't know, man. I just want people that are using it of various reasons to just get the shit beaten out of them, that's all. I just feel like it would really solve a lot of stuff. If that dude, and I'm just going back because it's fresh in my mind, the suicide squad guy

that was like trying to take a shot at you or whatever for daring to plays of the suicide squad game. Like if that guy, if someone just came to his house and just beat the fuck out of him, he would stop. Like, he would just stop. No, no, I think it should be different than. I think people that spread

misinformation intentionally truly insidiously should be killed. All right. All right, don't say that. Or not killed, but should be punished. Tried and possibly capital punishment. Dude, I actually,

I'm going to be 100% real about it. And you agree with this, Chris. I know you agree with this. The people in, so I, there was a Matt Walsh, fucking Matt Walsh, I hate him so much. It's all post of him, you know,

just, Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just being a fucking piece of shit as he always is. And it was one of those things where, like, well, these people are running defense for, like, just this crony fucking bullshit capitalism that just fucks over, you know, the working class. And these people, in my opinion,

they should be tried and fucking probably quartered. Like, because they are objectively ruining society. They are brainwashing people to vote against their, interest and then shit's not getting better it's only getting worse and I feel like those people they should be I feel like in my benevolent oh we're talking about that as a extra ammo the benevolent

that's our extra ammo that's our dictatorship that might be a good one for that this one actually because that is god damn it is some shit right there but yeah I but here's the thing extreme right yeah here's the thing I just I understand

I understand what you're saying about like people using it nefariously and I do think that is a problem but I also just I feel like I feel like it's also built nefariously or if or or it or it's at the very least it's maintained and algorithms algorithmically uh the fact that things used in it right like the way the way that it hooks your attention I believe is inherently nefarious like is there there are times some of those people dude sometimes I scroll through TikTok and I'm like it's been three hours what the fuck I don't even like TikTok that much but it's it just sucks me and I'm like what the fuck this is crazy

I hate this and it's scary it is a problem for people you're right it is a problem for people I'm beyond I don't have that I just I'm lucky

I don't have that problem I have a and I think it's more of a chronological timeline thing since like since TikTok doesn't work in that way I don't like to use it as much I like I like to see what's happening

in the moment and then I've had my fill after like a few scrolls but like the algorithms put it in a way that they want to show you things that they know you're interested in on the top. Instagram has this thing that I really fucking hate. Algorithmically, it knows what you're looking for.

It'll flash it on the screen and then bury it. So you need to scroll to find it again. It is, it pisses me off so much because I know what they're doing. I'm completely aware of it. And there's just every, every fucking year they do these meetings with the Senate. And they have like the major players of like Mark Zuckerberg and that new guy,

well, the guy that owns YouTube didn't show. up but the people that own TikTok that's a Singaporean guy and all the shit or the president or whatever. Yeah, you can target off that poor man, that poor guy. They're always just fucking with them and saying he's Chinese, dude. He's like, I'm Singaporeian.

He's like, I'm from Singapore. I'm from Singapore. I'm a Singaporean citizen. Do you have any relation with the communist Chinese? Dude, it's so sad. That poor fella, dude. I want him to just be like, you guys are fucking racist. Fuck you.

They're being legitimately racist in. Like, actually that's stint up racism. It's fucked up that I laugh because I see it. I'm laughing. I'm laughing. It's funny the situation, not that he's going through that, but it's a funny situation. Right, right, right. But yeah, like, you see.

How often do you have to tell somebody you're not Chinese for they get it? But I just want, like, you know, in closing, the, uh, those people should be, like you said, the algorithms and the thing, it's built in a various ways. Those people are responsible. They are overseeing these companies that are allowing, and they're allowing the shit to happen. They know they could fix it and make it not about. clicking and having heated discussions and propping up the worst clips that you go and comment out it and all that kind of stuff.

They know this. They could fix it. They don't. So same other thing. I don't know if they should be quartered, but at least in prison. I would for sure put them in prison. Yeah, there's a moral obligation there, I think, that is objectively, like, I don't know. Yeah, they're making society worse.

Yeah, but that's kind of why I feel like, but that's what I'm saying. But that's why I want to clarify that, like, I don't feel like the internet is strictly a neutral tool anymore. I think it's a nefarious tool that can be used in positive ways. More so now. Like, I think it used to be, like, dude, 2010, that's, that's neutral internet as, as far as you could get. Like, there's really not a lot. I don't think, I think it's neutral.

I think it's neutral. Kingston, you are insane if you think it's neutral today. Like straight up, it is fundamentally insane to think that. Think of it like this. The internet at its own, right? If you, the, the programs put into it, the powers that be that created have made the nature of it more insidious. But I think the internet, the interface of what it is in the most simplest forms is neutral. I don't, I don't believe that.

I just fundamentally don't know that. I think it's, I think at its core, it is built on the back of an algorithm that is directly intended to hook your attention, which means it's not neutral. But is that, but is that always exactly. evil if your intentions are not things that fall into those more insidious natures. Like if you're like if your intention is to just straight up learn like, oh, I want to learn more about human biology. I'll learn more about. You're talking about an independent users. You're talking about an independent user's intention, not the intention of the people like manufacturing the experience of what being online is.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. But what happens is the internet gives you what you want to look at. It gives you what you want to look up constantly. That's the one of the point of those algorithms. So if you're looking up things, Like, for instance, one of my branches for TikTok is STEM. And every now and then, mistakenly, I end up on the STEM branch and I'm learning shit the whole time. And I'm like, all right, this is weird. These last 15 TikToks have been about what you call it, mathematics and medicine.

This is fucking weird. And I'm like, oh, this is the STEM branch of it. If I'm looking for STEM, I'll be given STEM. So I think inherently it depends on what you're absorbing. I think you absorb, what you choose to absorb is the most important thing. It'll still be fucking around. You'll still say like, I don't know, like, you'll still say like black sneakers. But that is inherently, but even that is inherently a, that's a profit motive, though.

Like, that's inherently like they want you to stay on there so you can view as many ads as possible. They can sell you TikTok shop things in between all the things. Sure. Like, I don't know. I just don't think it used to be a lot more neutral because you didn't really have that everywhere. You still had like banner ads and stuff, but there were places where there weren't fucking any ads at all. There was barely an algorithm at all on YouTube and any other social media site. It was all forums.

And those forums, by the way, were places that if you were interested in those things, you would go. You would seek those things out. It's not like Twitter now, which is like an open forum where everybody is just a mess. And like, if I was just on a video game forum, you know what I mean? That would be it. The conversation would be about video games. It wouldn't be some fucking freak talking about like, I don't know, a bomb. molesting a child in the Alps showing up to comment on my suicide squad take.

You know what I mean? Like I just, I don't know. Facts. There's, it's a complicated, we could have probably a whole episode about this, really. But I think, I don't know. I just think it's complicated. Let's move on because I just have a sneaking suspicion that the listeners are having brain amniorisms right now. Yeah, probably.

Because like some of them that are like, they have knowledge on this topic and they're probably just like fucking like losing. Like, these diggas had no idea what they're talking about. We are spreading, we are spreading misinformation at large. So, uh, please feel free to correct us. So don't put us away. Yeah. I mean, you can put us away. Put me away.

Put me away. Put me away. Put me away. I like that. Fair enough. Put me in a hot and a cotton. Yeah, man. I get to shit in the toilet while making direct eye contact with a person across

a cell from me. Hell yeah, dude. That's what keeps me out of fun. fucking prison, dude. Yeah, really. I mean, yeah, other than the fact of doing insidious acts, yeah, having to share a shitter with somebody. Honest, I'm be real.

Like, that's actually the worst thing to me. The fact that, like, not only do I have to shit with somebody in the room and then I got to smell that shit afterwards, just chilling right next to my bed? Like, what the fuck? That's so fucked up. That's so fucking crazy. Vince McMahon would love it. Seaman.

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If you had to give any props to any dictator or malicious nation, et cetera, who and what would it be? Bonus slash alternative question. What is my hardest bar? Oh, Eminem. I'm not, we're not, I'm not going to go hardest bar from Eminem. So he's answering as, he's answering as Eminem. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that a question?

question is a question. I mean, the whole entire stand response is the best M&M lyrics of all time. But, uh, yeah, fun. Let's, uh,

yeah, but what is, he says, if you had to give any props to a dictator or a malicious nation, who would, who and what would it be? Well, I mean,

it's a very, it's a very, answer is pretty obvious, in my opinion. Pretty obvious for me, yeah. Yeah. I mean,

what, it's not obvious what you're talking about. I think it's obvious. I think it's obvious. Yeah, for me, it's obvious, too. Oh,

you're saying it's obvious for yourself that it's completely what the redundant what the fuck you're talking about yeah I know I know so so I give major props major major major props to the United States I think they've done a fucking phenomenal job destabilizing the entire planet and and reaping the rewards and making a ton of money and still having a derelict population of homeless people ready to donate to our Patreon as a last vestige of hope. I think that's,

I think that's wonderful. I'm gonna go with the Nazis, man. I'm gonna go with the Nazis, man. The medical research was fantastic. That's the only thing I give them prox for it. The medical research. It's research and medical, man. It's impressive.

There was so many breakthroughs, bro. I hate to agree with them for that. I like when they sewed, I like when they sewed those kids together. No, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about that. I'm talking about the use of steroids and hormones and stuff like that. I'm not talking about that.

I'm not talking about that. talking about the use of a place of old medicine. Wait, Kingston, you don't like... Top of the steroid, just like that. You don't like... Not sewing twins together for magical purposes. No, I'm not talking about that. You don't like that?

No, I'm not. I think that's horrible. Guys, I'm just gonna... I'm running defense from him and say that he's just making jokes. I'm just saying he's making jokes. All right. That's all's happening. He's not actually falling for propaganda.

He's just making jokes, all I'm saying. It's not propaganda. It's literally in science books. It's not. It's literally in signed books. The books I was reading when I was, becoming a nurse they was in there. It's unfortunate because they sucked and they harmed people

for no reason and they were big in it to a group people that did nothing wrong. So Germans they had the Autobahn and stuff like that. There were some really major breakthroughs and technologies and science and medicine and yeah, the

Autobots. Yeah, what did you say? No. So we don't connect that to Nazism but the Germans around that time period. And And when people talk about medical things that went down under Nazis and people, unfortunately, they conflate stuff that happen with things that went down in the concentration camps.

And the things that went down the concentration camps is not where they made those fucking breakthroughs. And that's where people keep getting this shit twisted. They were heavily tested there, Derek. Like literally, topical steroids were invented literally in those camps. It's fucked up. 125% fucked up that those people were used and unfortunately tested on for those things.

But it happened there. It's just like running defense for like when the problem with this language is. I'm not praising the people that were doing. Look, I understand what the language sounds like, right? What I'm doing is expressing that the Nazi party was a terrible group of people that put a, that killed many people and they're monstrous. I'm giving praise to an invention that happened under them, not the mentality that they used.

That's it. I don't know how else I can explain it anymore. At this moment, now, if you choose to take my words and bend them, I don't care. I'm out. I'm out of the room. Hey, man. You do what you got to do, man. That's like saying, I really appreciate America for, I don't know, the creation of the internet.

And like, Americans had slaves and the guys like, yeah, I'm not praising that. That was fucked up. And they're like, nah, slaves like, nah, that moment we leave the room. You said what tried to say? Get out of there. You know, the slaves invented the internet. That's crazy. It wasn't the by who made the internet.

Could you imagine that? The underground, the underground railroad. The underground railroad was actually just the first, that was the first fiber optics. They were laying cable. The first computer was created in Tulsa. Right before they burnt it down and no one talks about that ever. All right, so Kingston's a Nazi. So let's see.

The myth of the Nazi steroid has persisted over the past four decades in the absence of any reliable evidence to support it. That's because you're a Nazi, uh, sweetie. That's, that's what I want to kind of like bring to you that like you say you read it, but I know you, you read, you've heard this shit. Because when you actually research this stuff, people debunk this over and fucking over again. And so like when I say that this isn't a, you're running defense, I mean this genuinely. like what you heard is not true it is white supremacist talking points literally is the same thing when you hear

oh the slaves learn good trades it wasn't all bad it's literally the same thing it's the same fucking thing and it's like yo that type of fucking language needs to disappear I think what it is it's like people people have a hard time it's difficult to imagine a scenario where a group of people had no...

It's difficult for most people to imagine a scenario where people had no regard for human rights and also didn't somehow selfishly benefit from it. It's kind of like how, like, you remember when they built that... You remember when they built that hospital in China during COVID in, like, four days? Because they just... Yeah, I'm not even fucking kidding.

Like, they built that hospital. It was insanely fast. It was like less than a week. It was less than a week. It was like less than a week, I think. And I looked at that. I was like, that's what, that's the efficiency of not having to care about, you know, the human life or morality. That's what that gets you, really.

Because like who fucking, at that point in that government, if you're, if you're like dropping dead from exhaustion, it's like, all right, well, throw them in the, throw them in a bucket, get somebody else to replace him. Like, they don't have to care about, like, unions and, like, health standards and all that stuff. It's why they're able to do that so quickly. And I think that kind of, that is the mindset that people apply to the Nazis in that way, where it's like, well, they had no regard for a human life. So they could have, like, how couldn't they have used that to like a scientific benefit in the sense of like, we test things on rats and stuff and, like mice? They were testing on people. Like, how could they have not extrapolated some valuable information out of that? It feels impossible just because the nature of not caring.

I think it's insane that people can't choose to be tested on. I think that's so wild. it's yeah it also at the same time which I think at the same time people's mental states matter a lot when they choose to do things but does that I do agree Derek does that make sense what I just said

no it does no it every no it the just for everything for everything horrible that happened there's always some type of something needs I know totally 100% that actually makes a lot of a lot of sense

I remember one of the first times I encountered that in anecdotally was when my friend's brother we were talking about 9-11 conspiracy theories we're talking about like things that and not wacky shit

because there's wacky shit and then there's things that clearly just don't that go against Occam's razor and we're talking about those things and then having his little brother kind of like getting a little freaked out when he couldn't like

cope with the thought you know the things that were like wait whoa like surely there has to be trying to find the rational explanation in something that would make him feel better about his country that he's living in and he couldn't find it

and he was kind of like freaking out a little bit where he felt like let down and he was trying to do it and you know somebody else they you know 9-11 commission report they've done that with that book and shit but it's like I love 9-11 commission reports seeing the breakdown of that when you kind of like

huh? Huh? What do you say? What do you say? I said, oh, I hear what you said. Don't worry. No, no, no, there's something. God, God damn it. But whatever, but whatever.

It was just fascinating to see, like, how somebody can kind of want, they want the thing to make them feel more comfort in something horrible that happened. And it's like, well, world's kind of fucked up, guys. You got, you got to know that, you know, rich people don't care about us and, you know, killing a lot of people to make a lot of money is fucking business as usual. Like it's not even it's not even conspiratorial to say that. It's just that happens. It's just ignoring the EPA, right? The environmental protection agency and dumping shit and killing a bunch of people and

environments and stuff and then they profit. And then they'll pay like a small fine, but they made billions. You know what I'm saying? It's like that's not a conspiracy theory. That just happens. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like it's not even, but people have a hard time continue with that. So they've got to make shit up or whatever figure out some type of justification for this.

I think we should start sewing people together again, honestly. Not some people. Not ideologically speaking. Not like because somebody is like a race or anything. I just think, I just think it'd be funny if there was just a guy that went around sewing people together. And that was his, that was, and he was like, you know how like New York City has the naked cowboy? And stuff like that?

Yes. Or a rat guy. Yeah, yeah, the rat guy. Or spider cuds. I feel like it would be cool if, not even anywhere specific. Like it could be Los Angeles. it could be, you know, fucking Ohio.

Like, I don't care where, but like, it would be cool if there was just like a, oh, that's the guy in the city that shows people together. Yeah,

like that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, we need, we need to, we need to,

we need to start, we need to start, we need to start, we need to start, we need to start, I do, I, I,

so, I so, like, you have no idea how much I agree with that shit, which is like, it's,

there is, there are people that are just doing, yeah, Did you hear, okay, we got to move on after this. Nancy Pelosi was all like, hey, yo, if you're saying anything about a ceasefire, you're with, you're with Putin. You're running, you agree with Putin. You're, I was like, I'm done with this.

I'm done. Caterpult, dude, catapult her. Like, at this point, can we do that? Can we just like, do, do, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, and then just catapult people? No, trouble chase for people, unfortunately. No trip. But why not? I don't know, man.

Can we just all unify? And pray to some sort of dark lord to empower one person to deal with people like that. Yeah. We need a, we got to choose Tim from Philadelphia. And we all got to strap him down and pray over him until he transforms. It's just something I can deal with people like him. Yeah, yeah.

Whereas like if you don't do right by us, Tim will show up at nighttime and get you. Wouldn't it be crazy if, if, if really, if, if, if, religious, like religion exists purely. Like, let's say, for example, the power of prayer. Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion,

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

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Works, but it was a lot stronger back in the biblical times when there were fewer people. Almost like, do you remember this conversation that we had like where the theory of like that we share an intellect pool and like the more of us there are, the lower our collective bar for intelligence. Like the idea of like we all share the same potential for intellect. So if there's like 8 billion, 10 billion, 12 billion people, we can only be so smart because there's too many people hogging up the band with.

You just get radically stupider as time was my. Yeah. But it would make no sense because why were cavemen not as intelligent as us? Because they were smart enough not to seek that knowledge. They were smart enough to just be content with fucking eating bugs out at the gas. So at that point, there's no point then. At that point, there's no point then. It's a stupidity.

Stipity. They were smart enough to realize, hey, I'm not depressed. I'm just always afraid of real things that are scary, as opposed to, like, now where people are depressed and scared. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, I don't know, which is worse, honestly, either. But I think, I don't know, it'd be funny. It'd be funny to me if the power of prayer worked that way, where it's like one person praying in, like, the year 500 meant a lot. because there were that was a that was a sizable percentage of like the population in comparison to now

but well think of it like this think of it like this right if i wear mattered okay let's move on there's a lot of people over there praying there's a lot of people over there praying really really really hard really really hard yeah but they all think they're praying for the same thing but they're not like they don't actually communicate about what what it is like because what is it there's not a group we're like hey let's pray for food today No, not even. Okay, we're going to pray for food today. It's usually something like I'll pray for you.

Like, let's all pray for him. And it's like, what does that fucking mean? What are you praying for me? Like some of you could be praying that, like, I get healthy. Some of you could be praying that I'm financially okay. Some of you might be praying for like, oh, maybe his family life gets better or something. Like, I pray for him. Like, oh, I hope he meets somebody soon.

Pray for you is so unfocused. You know what I mean? So, like, I don't know. I don't know what the fuck you're praying for. Imagine if somebody needed about 8,000 prayers to come back to life. And everyone's going to all pray for Johnny to come back to life, right? And there's like four people that don't. Like, nah, fuck Johnny.

Fuck that guy. Yeah. I'm going to pray for that motherfucker. He sucks. I'm going to pray for fucking an Eddman's Donette. I'm going to pray for 65 more. I'm going to pray for an inch longer. I'm going to pray for more ram.

I don't know. It's all stupid. Of course it is. Here, let's get the fuck out. Let's move on. Let's get some of these questions. God damn. Let's get some of these.

Becca wrote in. Greetings, three wise men. This question was inspired by your by your infamous extra ammo. I don't know which one that is because I feel like we've had a couple infamous X-Rammos,

but she continues, if you could force the daily wire to produce a movie or documentary, what would it be? Oh, okay. So it's, about our gears of war I would love a Daily Wires written

Bad Boys movie Oh my gosh It would be a movie or documentary It would just be five minutes because They would like You know even though they're fucking a part of the They're part of the fucking police force They would somehow

Get arrested and executed or something It's like it would somehow They would end up in jail and it wouldn't work out for them and then the white police captain would be like cleaning up our streets and then it ends or a daily wire's roots I want I want the daily wire

to do like a cayew like a cayew kind of show where like it's about like a like an American little boy learning about how he should probably steer clear of black people and how and how he should always

Clutches, you should always cross the street Probably already a thing Yeah, maybe honestly like For all I know that might be that might be a real thing I don't know It's probably one of their movies already I think I would want to see their take

On a I want them to make a A religious scandal On all of the All of the child rape I want to see how they would handle just like all of the religious institutions like the Boy Scouts that have over 80,000 cases.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, those are alleged. Those are alleged. Don't, don't bad about the Boy Scouts. They're not alleged cases. They're not alleged cases. They're not alleged. They're not alleged. They're real cases.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you're still, I wanted to be a Boy Scout so bad. I wanted to be a Boy Scout so badly. That shit always looks gay as fuck to me, bro. I was in the cool. I was in the Cubs. for like for like three months i think and then it's fine like there was no like it's new york i think you're fucked too hard it's a little bit of a little bit of rubbing it was like the

fakes it was like the fakesist religion like going to catholic school in new york is so funny because it's like it was the least it was unironically more free than the public school like we could we just had run of that school we could do whatever like i could tell people just didn't. I could tell, like, outside of the fact that, like, we had to wear uniforms, uh, you know, we had, we had, like, the fucking polo, like, I had like a, like, a yellowish polo and, like, slacks that I, that I, that I had to wear every single day. But beyond that, like, we could do, like, people would bring their game cubes to school and we would, like, just, like, school would end. And then the second the bell would ring, we would, like, start hooking it up in the

math room. And it, it was, like, the teachers had no fucking autonomy at all. They were just happy. They were, I think they were just, they were just happy not to be dealing with a school of like 500 people, because I think it was only like 70 kids in that school, which is crazy. Yeah. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. That's a world of a difference. But yeah, man, that's, I want to see how the Daily Wire would handle that shit because there's, there, I want to see how they would try, how are they going to, because, you know, they avoid this at all cost. They literally never talk about it and they'll try to blame like a drag queen for reading a fucking book in the library. And there are literally militias.

shutting down libraries and terrorizing them. One of my friends in Ireland, she even... Dude, there was that guy. I mean, it's not a pedophile, but like, there was that guy who fucking cut his dad's head off. You know? Yeah. Like, those... I saw that.

I saw that. And I was like, huh? He was in... His dad's an FBI agent. And because of that, these people, this propaganda is working so well that there's the unhinged people that are acting out. There's a guy that struck a, um, uh, Nancy Pelosi's husband with a hammer. because he believes in all of this child stuff and everything and blah blah blah and they're all it's all this nefarious crazy shit like oh that's why i say going back to that like these people do need to be drawn and quartered because they're literally getting people killed literally and so i want to see all the day of the wire though i want to see it would i think it would be a fantastic documentary because how it's it's a complete oxymoron how do you make something that you completely ignore right like you completely ignore all this shit's happening

Children are getting molested and assaulted and disappeared every fucking week. And they never mention it, even though they care about the kids. It's the number one priority. So how do they make this documentary? And now they have to reconcile with this thing that they've avoided for forever. I think that would be like the greatest shit. Like how would they even go about it? I don't know.

There's these people, you know, rogue agents that, I don't know, they do a couple of weird things. I don't know, man. Roottsen. Directed by Ben Shapiro sounds late. Yeah. He's directed by Ben Shapiro sounds insane. He can wrap the theme song.

That's crazy. Oh my God. Yeah, it's roots. Let's begin about this thing about Alex Haley and his family in them. So this is a story all about how the blacks are still a problem now. And I'd like to take a minute to sit right there and then here. And how did you get all the damn blacks out of here?

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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I think I must have. To be a creator because you have to like do your bank account or something, but being a user, fuck. Well, I'll look it up later. Who cares? Only thighs coming in the summer. We'll circle back to this. Yeah, we'll see. Get your guys. Work on your penis.

You guys need to start jolking and stuff. You guys need to start really getting... I've been joking because I was five, bro. That was five, dude. The night man, the night man wrote in. The night man says, howdy partners. Would you rather have... Over the wrist, dude.

Would you rather... The nightman says, would you rather have... It's crazy. Super convincing AI deepfakes. like 90% realistic of you guys earnestly admitting to shit so horrible that there's no recovering from it. Or record and release a video or a series of videos of you guys taking turns spit roasting each other. I mean, I'll take the, I mean, whatever, the AI, what, I don't care. It's AI.

If it's 90% believable, then that means it's 10% there's a 10% layer of doubt there. So, like, I don't mind that. I don't want to do. I guess, I'm not spit roasting anybody. What the fuck is wrong with? Yeah, I don't want to literally. I don't want to spit roast my friends. I don't want to spit roast my friends. So the obvious answer is, yeah, I'll deal. Like, I just be like, dude, it's AI. Like, and everybody would know it. And the people who don't are people who would like, who wouldn't care anyway. So, like, that's kind of, I don't know. I guess. Is the, is the, is the, is the idea that though the people that don't know you is the majority of people and they believe it and it ruined your. career because it ruins your life essentially because of that.

I guess that's supposed to be the scenario to make it not so easy to weasel out of. Right. So if it ruins my life. Did he say what, did he say us specifically or do you say your friends? He said, what was that, how was it phrased? Would you guys record and release a video or a series of videos of you guys taking turns spit roasting each other? Oh, so us. us.

Oh yeah, okay, I would definitely have to go with the AI thing. I'll take my, I'll take the, I'll take the risk. Because, I mean, really, honestly, realistically, I don't really give a fuck of my reputation starst. That doesn't really do anything. Like, not really. Yeah, yeah. The only, like, I guess the only thing I'd be really upset with if there was, like, oh, some,

everyone believed I was on Epstein's Blackbook or so. Then I'd be kind of like, what the? As long as I'm not hunted, as long as I'm not being hunted, I don't care what people think about me. Yeah, so you would be hunted in that scenario. That's the only thing I'd probably be, I have it a problem with you. That if they would hunt you. People thought, like, I'm on Epstein's flight list in like 19, like 1992. And I'm like, I wasn't born.

This is false. I was born 94. I was four years old. I don't think he, I don't think he left to hang out with babies. He did, but not for the right reason. Yeah. He was hanging out with little girls. but he doesn't want to hang out with a male baby

be like, hey, yo baby, you want to get in on this? You want to... You want next baby and you're just fucking shit in yourself. Where's my mom? Where's my mom at? Shut the fuck up, baby. We're going to have some fun. Give you a line of cocaine that wants a baby suffer.

Suffer fucking yoit. Dude can be a baby a cocaine is fucking nuts. I thought about this, right? I thought about this, right? Imagine selling fentanyl. Like, imagine giving kids, because people did this, right? Trick and treating has decreased, genuinely because of the whole fentanyl scare. Yeah, funny.

Imagine giving kids fentanyl on Halloween. Imagine a little seven-year-old comes up to you. He gets a candy, he eats it, and he just starts, uh, zambapides. Why are people so fucking stupid about that, though? When the absolute fuck have you known anyone that's had a candy apple, razor blade, or poisoning their fucking chock? Like, shut. I've never seen, I've never, I've never seen it happen, but I definitely know that people

were given drugs before in New York. I know that happened in the Bronx. I don't. Who the fuck gives? It would be the Bronx. That is so absurd though. Who the fuck gives away free drugs? Villains.

Villains. Villains want to make money. They don't want to. The only way you give away drugs is two addicts. You're talking about big game villains. I'm talking about little. street-level villains. Maybe.

Maybe, and if that, I still question that because you're going to waste your only little money you have just to give it away to somebody, and you don't even get to see it happen? You don't even get to see the drugging? Derek, Derek, did you... Derek, it's about the satisfaction

of knowing. You know what it is. It's funny. It's funny. So what do? You stick out the house and wait for the ambulance to come and shit. No, it's simply, it's simply,

you simply know. But you don't. It's kind of like a gamble. They might not even eat your candy. It just seems like bullshit to me. But what you've done, what you've done is you've created, these are,

these are not big game villains who are cold and calculated. These are people, these are menaces, people who just want to watch the world burn, just like fucking Michael, Michael Cate. Like a little bit more work than I.

I want to watch the world burn. I would want the way. I poke. There are people, there are people for real. There are people who poked holes in condoms and that's it. And then they would leave.

And just to know that they created a splinter in space time where it's like I will concede. Ten branching timelines. I just ruined someone's life. I will concede. I will concede to that. That I'm not even saying it is an impossibility. I'm saying it's more improbable of like the likelihoodness of it happening.

It's just so low. It's so low that it has happened. It's infanticinally unlikely. It's like the idea that it would happen. you at all is is fucking preposterous because it happens like maybe one right it's like 99.99.99.99% chance it's not going to happen to you and so the idea of people being afraid of it is ridiculous right right right right we lives in a world right where people went on freeway bridges on freeways and threw frozen turkeys off that really happened that happened by

chris an eye that really happened that for real actually happened like what year was it was 2013 or the 2012? It was around college. It was around, uh, someone did that. It's not a tradition, though. No, it's been happening. No, it happens.

It happens over there. How often? All right. This is terrible. This is terrible. This is terrible, by the way, but like, I laughed because I'm shocked by it. It's so absurd. Woman hit by frozen turkey tossed through windshield in 2004 dies.

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this year and each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on awesome so how does someone get in contact with morgan and morgan what would i do if i got into an accident probably the easiest way is dialing pound law that's pound 529 from your cell phone we are always open our call center is always waiting to take your call 24 7 365 wow dan morgan from morgan from america's large injury law firm thanks for coming by the show thanks for having me visit for the people.com for an office you. Did they get the people that did it?

I don't know. Because I want to see the court shit of that. I want to see the fucking turkey tossers. Like, I want to see them in court. It replaced her head, dude. It replaced her head. Like, dude, the impact, the impact, the impact broke every bone. The impact broke.

He's laughing. That is fucking crazy. That is so outrageous. It's so evil. Like, why, like, what would compel a person? To throw a fucking, dude, like, people don't understand that it doesn't take much force to crack a skull. He can barely lift it. She's like, yeah, buddy.

That is, like, okay, I know rocks, people throw rocks at cars, fucking assholes, but I throws a turkey. So, okay, so here's a lot. Hold on, hold on, hold on. This is important. This is important. I understand that. This is important.

What are we got? The teens were arrested shortly after the assault, and several of them agreed to testify. He would have faced up to 25 years in prison if he was convicted of throwing the turkey. Instead, the victim intervened and worked to get him amnesty. Oh, so this was a different one that didn't die. No, no, no. So this woman, she died. No, this is a story about this.

this woman dying, but I guess she didn't die from that. You know what I mean? Okay. Okay. But I always thought her head got popped off. Well, it said the impact broke every bone and the impact broke every bone in her face, which required a 10-hour surgery, three titanium plates, and a wire mesh for her left eye socket to correct. The teens were arrested shortly after and that is what I just read.

And she, and she worked with them to forgive these people because they were teenagers. And this punk-ass bitch. This punk-ass bitch. No, I'm sorry. You know, you work with kids that steal. You work with kids that do shit. Like, you don't work with kids that throw turkeys off the freeway. Any kid that did that is just a fucking jackass.

Like, that's a jackass kid. That's not a super villain, right? You don't rehabilitate that shit, though. I'm sorry. No, it's like I dissent because kids do dumb shit. But like that's also crazy. This is your ground shit again. Young people do young.

No, no, no. I'm in the middle. I'm in the middle, right? I'm in the middle, because listen, listen, listen, listen. I have absolutely, I have absolutely done stuff that is not as that bad as that, but I've done some fuck shit. That's the point. But also at the same time, at the same time, I knew I was just being a dumb kid. No, but Kingston.

Of course. Everybody's aware of the dumb shit they're doing, right? But then usually the point is, oh, maybe they don't, they didn't realize the, the entire ramifications of. what the bad shit that they're doing. But you know, throwing a fucking frozen turkey is going to hurt somebody. That is the point.

There is no other point of doing that. The fact is that they threw it off a bridge when a car was coming. Right. There's no other point. That's not when you do that. That's not. That's what I'm saying.

There's no other point of, like, say throwing a frozen turkey through a house window, I can forgive that. Supremely idiotic. It's still pretty ridiculous. No,

it's extreme. extremely idiotic, but the thing is your intent is not to hurt somebody. Now, somebody could get hurt. They could be right by the window. But your idea of the odds of that happening is very low compared to the only outcome of throwing something that heavy off the fucking, the bridge to onto a car. There's only one outcome. There's only one fucking outcome. You're going to cause chaos.

There's no, dude, I, people say that excuse a lot. They're like, oh, man, they were young. It's like, dude, I was young. I've been young Me too I've never done anything Even remotely like this I've done my fair share of like shitty things

But nothing even remotely Nothing even remotely close to this And Kingsen Almost Cings is like oh well I've done my fair share Fucks you too but like Kings you're a You should be injured You should be put away

You're a terrible You're a scary You're a scary person I'm not that bad I never hard armed anyone, but I've definitely done fuck things. You threw a fireball out of your window.

Out of fear, out of fear. It wasn't because I did it because I was a fucking, I did it because I wanted to hurt nobody. I was scared. I saw what happened. Oh, you did it because you were scared. That's the, oh, I did it because I was scared. Oh, I gave. I was hiding. You were to throw it in the sink.

Yeah. I was scared. It would have been in the house. It would have been inside my house. But the water would extinguish it. I don't know. I got scared. I made a full decision.

You threw it out and it ended up in somebody's ass. I got scared. The guy came up to my door. It ended up to my door. The guy came up to my door in that military uniform. He had that military uniform. He came up to my door and I just said, look, man, the Weinsteins are hiding in that house. And I was just like I gave them up because I was just, I was just afraid.

I was just, I don't know. I was just stupid. That is, I love how extreme that is. That is like zero to one billion. significantly different. I don't think it's any different. I don't think it's any different. I think you throwing a fireball out of your window is equivalent to giving away a hiding family of Jews during the Holocaust.

That is wild. That is wild. The levels of fear are so. I'm so, I'm there. No, it's the same. Yeah, you're right. You're right. It's the same.

Let me give you one of the most fucking. up things. I haven't did this. I was around while it happened. My friend found out that birds can't have things that I have like at that carbonated stuff. Yes, like rice and shit. Yeah. They can't have that. Yeah. We literally went to the edge of Manhattan and he gave them like, he gave them antacids. And I saw a bird pop. And I was like, oh, no. And I remember the whole ride home, I was sitting down on the train laughing and crying. Because I never killed an animal before. I don't think I ever killed animals still to this day.

I haven't. I haven't. I stepped on a mouse because it was a fucking idiot. Yeah. Nah, their mouse, whatever. And I was driving on the train back to the frogs, sitting down, crying, and shaking and shaking and laughing because I was, my brain split right down in the middle of it. Like, that was hilarious, but also that was a living animal.

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And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

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Yeah, you are. I've been involved in shit like that. We're like, hey, you know. Yeah, I've never got off on hurting animals ever. Sometimes shit gets really fucked up. I think I've only ever, I understand the pest thing. The pest thing, I get that. Yeah, the roaches.

When I, when I killed those roaches, I never know that. You went a little to, you went a little to experiment. You went a little too Dr. Mangulo with your shit, though. It was a little disturbing. I just froze them. You did other things. You did other things.

No, I did. I never did anything else. I remember one of the episodes you talked about a couple of things you did. I've never took an animal that has a I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. That's fucked up. But I didn't do anything. I was fucking rough for the show.

Whatever you said then, yeah, yeah. You said, yeah. Well, yeah, whatever you said, you said some shit that I was like, man, this guy. I don't remember. Like, I dissected them or something? Like, what did I say? I can't remember. I didn't remember what I said.

This was like probably, dude, this was probably like actually four years ago. That's the problem. Oh. Because it was very early on. It was, I think it was before the pandemic. We might have been in person recording when you, when you talked about this. Did you burn them until they were carbon? No, I didn't, I didn't fuck around with five.

Look, I'm not going to pretend, I'm not going to pretend like there aren't things I would have loved to do to them. Because I fucking, I hated them so much. But, like, I didn't actually, like, go out of my way to, like, build contraptions or anything. I just, I would stomp them when I saw them. And if I did see them and I had compressed air around me, I would turn it upside down and I would freeze them. And you would freeze them. Otherwise, they would run away. Otherwise, they would run away.

And then I wouldn't be able to get them. But you could just stomp on them, but okay. Well, I don't know. I didn't like, at a certain. See, here's the thing about that. I get that. You don't want to step on. Okay.

It's just like it ruins your fucking shoes and then they smell at a certain point if you've killed too many of them. You don't want to know what roaches smell like. It's bad. One of my friends stomped on a giant one, which is a sudden. socks on and I was like that's hard core. That's fuck. That's disgusting. That's hard core. He should be stomped on that. That's actually worse than doing it with your bare

foot. Because like it's all in your sock. That's hardcore. I'm not, I'm not like big, like I'm not afraid of bugs, but big roaches scare me. They do actually scare me a little bit. They're just gross. Like the squish and then all the juices like like nah, fuck all that noise. Because you hear

you hear like ah and it pops you know you hear you hear some like you're like Ah, don't. You don't. Did you guys, did you guys get that video that I sent you guys in the text

in the text chat of Yes. No, no, no. I said a video in the in the text chat of Peewee Herman saying the N word and it made me laugh. Wait a minute. It caught me off guard.

I was thinking, oh, is this like, is he going to like die and then it's going to maybe a fan-made thing that has our, segment or something. No.

I was thinking, no, it completely went. He completely caught me up card. Sianara. Oh my God, that's Stamper. Oh, is it? Yeah, Stamper. That would make sense, yeah. Yeah.

All right, let's let's get one more, let's get one more and then we'll head on out of here. Yeah, we, what the fuck is this? Oh, okay, this is, I don't know.

if we've addressed this or not. Child Endangerment wrote it. He says, What's up? Strength, Dext and Intelligence. Question for you, Chris, and a comment for Derek.

Thoughts on Cyberpunk 2077. I heard you mention it like once in the past. And Derek, the amount of oiled up baddies in that game is astounding. You've got to try it. Did you not play Cyberpunk? Derek? So here's,

so this is really funny. Well, it's not funny at all. It's one of those things where, you know, it, it, I forget.

I don't know how this happened. Short answer, I have not played it. I don't know how this happened. This is one of those things where my brain almost tricked itself into thinking like, surely, yeah. But then, like, I started thinking about it. I was like, I just completely, my brain, it did one of these things that I don't have a good explanation for. That it just, I know I would enjoy this game, the romance options and all this.

stuff, RPG elements, CD Project Red, and okay, I remember when it first launched, I was like, of course I'm not going to play it, but then they fixed it and I just, for some reason, just forgot about it. Even with the fucking Phantom Liberty and all that shit came out, it didn't

something was bothering me, but I didn't quite figure it out that I'm like, oh my God, I forgot to buy the fucking game. It just forgot. And so it's weird that it's been this many years and I just have not experienced it at all

and I almost think there's a little level of embarrassment that I just kind of like suppressed it you know that I was like completely forgot to play it like fuck whatever though whatever I'll buy it

it's fucking probably like 30 bucks now or something probably for both things if I look yeah it's pretty good it is a very very very good game and there's a ton of bad bitchs in that game that game has a lot of bad bitches dude

okay 36 bucks for both I gotta do the corporate routes I could fuck that evil bitch I forgot her name Oh yeah Oh yeah

I forgot I forgot I forgot I forgot I forgot her name I forgot your bitch that gets you arrested Can I do that route I haven't fucked

I haven't fucked Everyone I haven't daggred yet Jesus Christ Daggered Oh I haven't daggered So many, bitch, I haven't daggered yet. Damn.

Let's get the fuck out of here. Yeah, let's do. Let's do. Count me down. Cyberpunk. Three, two, one. We're going to read all of our $25 and up patrons now. Starting with, fuck, bitch-ass Patreon.

This website can suck my fucking balls and my dick and my cock. Chris, thanks for not making the 200th guest be Julia Lee Dreyfus. duct tape to a chair Glad Swin talked you out of it. Patreon cuts off my name. The UK English dub of Dragon Ball. Bargans, imprisoning me all that I see, absolute savings. Leon Sam's Big Meady stinks.

What, the UK's dog with Dragon Ball? Sorry, go. Yeah, yeah, you go. There's no way. That's not a real thing. There's no. No, so I am a super saying. It's me.

Go home. I don't lose my mind if that was real. It's me. Would she? Go, co. What am I, you'd be here? Cacarot! Caccarot!

What are you doing over here? What in the hells are you doing here, Cameroot? You bloody sane, monkey! Oh my God. Yes, me, Mr. Satan, right, have you? What are you doing it? Strongest bloke around? Strongest bloke in the universe, isn't it?

In it? Are you daft blood? Oh, Kakaral, I'm your brother. I'm your brother. Oh, it's me, raddits. It's right. It's right. It's me raddits.

I'm your brother, mate. We're aliens. You're my walk. We're free of war your eyes. We're all your eyes from another dimension. Another dimension. That's getting into Australia at that point. Everyone just has that tinge of like the vaguely British accent.

There's Kiwis in it. There's fucking Australians in it. It's just a fucking disaster. Apartheid niggas are in it. It would be pretty good. Oh my God. South African accents. What are they called?

Africans people? South Africa. Like the District 9 accent? Oh, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be fucking crazy. That shit's weird to me, man. I don't get it.

I can't. Australian, but then it's not. I'm like, what is this? It's fucking weird. No, Kiwis are not... They have a lot of the same mannerisms. Yeah. Some Africans are another, there's a term for I'm afraid of what they're called.

Well, I don't know. All I know is that they speak Afrikaans. That's all I know. And that upsets me. For some reason, it upsets me that they have the language called Afrikaans. Oh, my God. I don't... Don't do that.

Oh, my... Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh. Oh, me. Oh, me. Ha. Big.

Wait, wait. So then Vigitas would be Gallic knife. Because they can't have guns. Gallic, knife. Gallic knife. No. Kayokin times four.

Oh, right blood. Now I'm going to turn myself into a Don Osaro, aye? We're going to get in the Dragon Bowes. We're going to wish for the imperial measurement system. Get the fuck out of here. God damn, I want to watch that, actually.

We should just dub it. It'd be fun for a little bit. Then we'd get really obnoxious. I should just dub it. British Ball Z. Let's do it. Brit. Brick-Bong Z.

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I think I saw a billboard of yours recently. It said $20 billion. One. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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Let's not expound on rape. Yes. a good idea. Come in the sheets up to my ankles. Come in the sheets up to my knee. Come in the sheets all on my butt hole. Come in my eyes all over me. I don't know what that is.

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I don't know why it made me feel better. That's such a bummer. I was like, yeah, Rocky, fuck you. Fucking punk-ass bitch. He was great. He was great in... He was good at Medallion, too. He was great in Norbit.

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It'd be funny, but like, you know, you know how they get. It sucks that it's just objectively a really funny word. It is. It works and it fits a lot of times. Even this Tom McDonald thing, I was like, because he says they call me offensive. I want to beg, they call me an Fsler. Like, I immediately. want to use that because it's just like he's like the call me offense of controversial and

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