The Snark Tank - #207: Bojack Vaushman

Episode Date: February 17, 2024

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Super I was one thing about the Giorno's pizza It's not delivery It's the Giorno's I had one don't do that don't do that I had one Pizza of that brand And it was a croissant crust

And it was actually fucking bomb I was surprised I love the Gronos pizza Yeah I was not like the pizza I expect to get From like NYC but it's It tastes good For what it is There are different

There are different Quala pizza is such a weird thing Because I do think it's on a spectrum Where like I don't judge like toaster oven or like microwave pizza on the same scale that I that I would judge a place like a delivery place you know what I mean or like a restaurant yeah it's not happening like I don't I don't hate those Tostino's pizzas you know what I mean I think of tootinos or

something I don't know not the rolls the pizza now that sucks as a pizza it's a piece of shit as a pizza but as bread cheese and sauce, eh, it's okay. It's not a bad little snack. I'll eat the fuck out of it. Yeah.

I like, I'll eat a bunch of them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm right. I'm right. I'm right.

I'm like, oh, I try not to eat it. I'll eat a dejorno. I'll eat a journal. You know, because it's like a, it's like a celebration,

you know, like your homie's over. It's like 3 a.m. You're like, ah, fuck, man. I'm really high. I'm scared.

I'm in a fucking gas station that I know should be closed right now. And there are character. There are figures in here that don't look human. I'm by the DeJorno. I'm going to get up out of here, you know. You've all been there. We all been to the late night gas station, pick up with DeJonno's pizza.

You leave because there's a character that walks into the place. And there's a trench coat that's floating. They're like, oh, this motherfucker is crazy. I got to get out of here. Dejorno, though, is like, I don't know. Dejorno is too cold. Like, it feels like it's trying too hard to be real. I don't think it is at all.

I think it's trying a little bit too. Yeah, I never. But it's. I just look out of my way. I got it was... I was... Like a cake almost. I was in Tarjeet and it was...

It was like five bucks. Because it's normally the one that I got was normally like $10 or whatever the fuck. But this was on sale probably because they've probably been in the back for like, you know, two years or some shit. So I just bought it. It was like, fuck it, why not? And I was surprised. I was pleasantly surprised. I was like, this is actually way better than I could have imagined.

But I don't really go out of my way to get them. I, like, say, if I'm ever in the mood for shit pizza, I do like... like that tostino or whatever the fuck that brand he said is those little shitty square things are kind of nice and real pizza in my area there's Rocco's and then there's there's this Italian guy this fucking Italian guy that I think wants to bang my wife I'm pretty sure

because he always asks he always asks about her and shit he's always like hey where is she like I'm like damn what's going on now and darky where's your white wife I caught this dude like mad staring at her ass when we're walking away but he's cool he's a cool dude but he's like European as fuck right He's like a, he's just like very, I think horny. And but pizza's phenomenal, deluccia's fucking phenomenal pizza. Or I was like usually usually it's like, you know, this is his own thing.

I don't know if it, I don't think it's a chain, but this is his own thing. This motherfucker, uh, he makes good pizza. I don't know if he puts his own special sauce in or whatever. I don't care. I don't want to know. But it's the cheese is. What if you walked in? What if you walked in on that guy and he was like,

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shaving the insides of his cheeks and like seasoning the pizza with like little cheeks shavings. Like how would you feel about it? Damn. I don't know if that was like, you know, ah, damn, that's hard. That's a hard one. Derek, you explain. You said, you know, I don't know, in fact. Can you explain what I?

That's a, I'd be so fucking upset. I'd be so upset because, and it's just membrane tissue, like the inside of the, like, because he's probably not actually shaving all the, it's probably just like the surface level shit that's always, you know, right, yeah. Damn, could I, trust me, it's really, it's the cheese, man. Maybe it isn't the cheese. I guess it's the cheek shavings because there's something about it that is really good.

And I guess I would have to, I guess I would have to abandon it. I don't think I could. I don't think I get it. Really, it's not like he's coming all over it. I'd grab his mouth and I'd force to be to lick his membrane. I'd lick some of his membranes to my mouth personally. How would you feel, though, really like, really, like, really. Like if there was a secret ingredient that was like it was like it was like it wasn't quite like oh I shit in the pizza or like oh I come in the pizza but it's like it's like it's like it's like adjacently gross where like I I cry.

He cries. He's got a fart on the crust. He's got a fart on the dough. He's got a bare ass. His ass doesn't touch it, but he farts on it. That's too much. That's too gross. I think that that would be enough.

His ass doesn't touch it. He doesn't touch it with his ass. That's gross enough for me. He does fart on it. He does fart. Because his fart particles are all over my pizza. I don't want that. Yeah.

That's actually worse. It's not a bear fart. It's a fart though. So I guess this is what, maybe this is what I would, um, like if he just teabagged the sauce, you know, like I'm like, ah, you know, I think I might be able to overlook that. Because it's almost like the equivalent of the sauce. It's almost the equivalent of, like, making the pizza with, um,

with the hands are unwashed, right? And then it's going to go in the oven anyway. Right, yeah, yeah. It's one of the things where I could maybe be like, that's fucking gross, but it's just sweat at the end of the day. It's like, it's not like, and it's just a little bit of sauce. It's not like, you know, I might be able to justify that. I might be.

That's pretty damn good. This pizza better be damn good. The pizza is, there's something about the, it's actually, it's a phenomenal pizza. It's surprisingly good for, because usually I don't care for, Italian Like European It's not even

It doesn't look like European pizza So it's not like The ones that looks all fucking stupid When you see like An Italian pizza Where like the mozzarella is all spotted and shit And the crust is burnt to fucking dust

And I'm like I don't understand why this is good pizza I see people like oh fuck yeah And I'm like this thing is crunchy as fuck There isn't cheese all over the place There's a stupid fucking leaf In like two of the places I don't know

If you ever see like A lot of Italian pizzas look stupid I'm sorry Italian if you're listening. Really? I think a time of pizza look is, I don't know, man. When it comes to me visually, I think the little bit of basil on the top. That's the thing that I was, you always notice the basil. There's a fucking basil leaf on the top.

I don't know. And I'm like, why is there a basil? It just looks like the basil. I like it. It's good. Why is it there? It just annoys me. I don't know.

What the fuck is there a piece of basil on this? You know, that's what I'm always going to do with this? What am I going to do with this basil? What am I do with this basil leaf on my entire piece? Like, I don't know. You eat it. But it's like it. There's just one giant basil leaf on the pizza.

Crush it up and then sprinkle a little, like, even my shit. I'll eat. I will eat a basil leaf off a tree like a, like land before time tree stars, man. All right. Fair enough. Yeah, it's a good spot. If anybody's in North Las Vegas at some point, just look up Dulucias. Tell him that short black guy with the hot European wife.

I know him. He'll know exactly. This niggas is at the point where he knows exactly I'm going to order. And I was like, ah, we're getting too close now. I call and he's like, oh, you want the personal pizza shit? I'm like with the this, this and this extra cheese. And I'm like, yeah, man, I don't want you to, I don't like that. I don't like that at all that you know.

You don't like create an relationship with the person, bro? I do. Small business. I do, but I think it's the fact that we're at a certain point. Well, I think he's going to ask if he can hang out with me and my wife. And then at some point, I go missing. and then they've, you know, they happen to somehow end up doing God knows what while I'm being sold into, I don't know, white slavery or some shit.

That's crazy. Yeah, I just got to be careful. I'm not a black slave in this modern time, bro. I just got to be. What a loser. I just got a loser. You're a slave. You're a slave in a modern world.

You suck. That's like being, that's like being Amish kind of. You suck. It's like being a woman in almost every other country. Damn, you're dumb. You're like a bad build. Dude, I've been watching so much. You mentioned this pizza place,

and I've been watching so much kitchen nightmares. I love that show. And like a hotel. I authentically, like, and part of it is because, like, there's obviously some fakeness to reality TV. Obviously, like, the cameraman is, the cameraman is waiting in there. So, like, to film him walking in for the first time,

there's no way that's real. Yep. But, but Kitchen Nightmares, and those shows specifically are the most real, because those are real business, those are real fucking people. You can go to those places. You can go to those places.

You can check them out. Some of them, like a lot of them are still open, actually, which is kind of shocking. Like half of them, it's like a 50-50. Like some of them do wash out immediately or like last for a little bit and close. But a lot of them are still out,

still fucking open. But it is fucking hysterical. Watching. Because I think, I look at some of the dishes Gordon Ramsey eats at these restaurants and I think to my say he's always he's tearing them apart he's like it's fucking bland looks like shit tastes like ass taste like piss water tastes like cummy cummy socks

and I'm like it can't all be that horrible yeah like every single dish that he gets no matter like I feel like he try I feel like on some level he must try different he has a different palette though I guess. Here's the thing. He has a chef's palate. He pisses me off, though. I feel betrayed by him because I've watched so many seasons.

I've watched with Jojo every season of Hell's Kitchen. We just finished the latest one. And we watch some kitchen nightmares. So we've gone to two of his restaurants. The first one, it was a steakhouse. It was all right. It was okay. The fucking, I hate, I don't understand the obsession with truffles.

I don't, like, they're so expensive and it's so mid to me. I don't get it. But yeah, truffle fries, cool. had some sheds had some waggoos sliders you had the salmon it was cool we went to Hell's Kitchen proper that shit was fucking whack and maybe it was one of those things

I went to the one in Vegas and the big plaza yeah in Vegas I went to that one it was so made it was aggravated I was so pissed off that like I got the okay I was like lobster risotto that's one of the most famous fucking appetizers and that shit I was like

where the fuck is the salt and I've watched this show so much that I'm like now to be fair he wasn't there right he wasn't like overseeing yeah chefs were but still i'm like you feel like they would always come out with some good shit and like he always complains about things being under seasoned and stuff and i got the blandest fucking bullshit it was so bland i was like what the fuck is this and then i got this roasted pulled apart rib thing that i thought was going to be phenomenal but it just tasted like my mom's pot roast minus salt and i'm like how the fuck do you make ribs

tastes like pot roast. Like it upset me so much and there's this patty thing under it of potatoes and it was the I couldn't believe it and we paid so much money to have shit that like if you go to Texas Roadhouse

that place fucking phenomenal. Oh, I love Texas Rowland. It's so good. That bread? That fucking bread slaps. You get that sweet fucking bread with that butter. Their bread is the

I'm gonna be real with you. I think Texas Roadhouse is the only that they really got that goes crazy is that bread that bread but but that bread goes insane dude they got like steak fries or i think everything else is sort of made i i disagree yeah but you love raising canes yeah that that is insane yeah right if you want if you want if you want really good if you want really good american food bro there's this place as there's not many of them anymore though i don't shut down over covid this place called um mcdonalds oh I've never been there, but I've heard about it.

I've heard it's like the widest place ever, though. It's a white American place, but they sell American good American food. It's a white American place. The only thing that I would hear about claim jumpers, they give you, you get big portions. I've never heard anybody say the food was good, though. They always just say you get so much food.

They're bread? Their bread? I don't like ribs very much. I'm going to be real with you. I'm not a big ribs person. Oh, wow. Because I didn't grow up eating pork very often. so I'm not a huge rib person

Their ribs are delicious Well you can get you can get beef ribs But pork ribs too Pork ribs as well But beef ribs are more expensive They're more expensive and there's less fucking meat on them too There's less Yeah I don't yeah

Beef ribs taste better But I haven't I disagree so hard I love pork ribs I love pork ribs I love I love pork ribs man That's my exception when I say like I'm not really a bones person

Like I don't really like eating like a lot of bones Like that the ribs is the exception from me. You got to have ribs on the bone. You grab the motherfucker. Yeah. Unless you're having like Chinese food, unless you're having like Chinese food and you get like spare ribs like that like that sweet. Fair. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Those are fine. But like no, man. Yeah, you got to eat food on the bone in general. I think people don't eat food on the bone or fuck it. They're going to pass away one day. They're going to, they're going to get evolved out.

Wow. They're going to pass away one day. Unlike the people. They're going to have. There's going to be a mild. There's going to be a mild contagion. It's going to be a very mild contagion. It's going to be like,

oh, you got to be able to process eating bone. I'm like, I can't do it and they're going to die. You know, all die. I do believe that I've trained my body to eat bones so effectively that I think I could swallow a whole human and digest it completely fine. That's, okay. I've definitely eaten bones more times than I'm willing to admit. I've eaten, I have, I have, I have been full, like, I will bite fucking chicken and, and, what is it, pork? Until, I'll scrape that marrow out.

Dude, I'll eat, I'll eat the shit out of a bone. Yeah. I definitely like was sleep eating one day and I'd bet like three-fifths of my cousin's body open. Can I say something about claim jumpers though before we move on to, before we move on to all the stuff that we need to talk about? I don't know why they chose that name because every single time I've ever passed a claim jumpers, I have never once in my life assumed that it was a restaurant. I don't know what I thought it was.

Weird name. That was a birthday place where you have like jumpers and shit. I thought it was like a, I thought it was like a fucking, I don't even know, like an accounting for, I don't know. It just, it doesn't sound like a place where it's like, oh, I'm really hungry for claim jumpers. I thought it was like a law thing to, honestly. I have, I haven't the slightest clue why it's, yeah, it's stupid. Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it.

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Like, genuinely, my brain goes like, er. Yeah. Dumb, dumb, dumb idiots. So yeah, Taylor Swift won a Super Bowl, right? Yeah, I guess. Did they win? Taylor Swift won the Super Bowl. The best thing about the Super Bowl that happened this year, and we didn't catch it live, I caught a little bit afterwards, was Nickelodeon had a broadcast.

That's right. Now, I was like, when I first saw it, I was like, put it, because I was thinking it wasn't going to be anything special. So I'm like, I just put on the regular one. I just want to see the regular shit. I am so pissed off that I didn't watch it because it was phenomenal. It was, you know, Patrick, the voice actors, you know, Patrick and Spudge Bob. was there and they were giving commentary over the actual games. And they were just fucking around.

And some of the like the stuff, Dora popped up, Dora the Explorer popped up to explain the rules to people. Like, oh, here's the holding penalty. And they're like, what's that, Dora? And then she's like, say this. And I'm like, what the fuck? This is crazy.

Like, it was super interactive. I would have way rather have watched it like that. But I didn't know it was going to be like that. So that was my fucking bad. I do think I probably would have been a lot, more interested in sports if they had that if like Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network had like a fucking broadcast of the Super Bowl

with like with like weird commentary that's that's so sick totally is it just mirrors the fact that like the fact that Dora is still around really bothers me you know why? Why? Because she's Mexican? I don't like I don't like

I'm racist yeah because I hate Mexicans obviously over time I hate Mexicans oh Brazilian don't give me start on Brazilians man but go ahead. They come in your house, they put on that stupid funk music, they dance all over your couch. They fucking leave. It's pretty crazy.

It's pretty crazy. It's pretty crazy. It just bothers me that like, oh, brigado. I'm like, shut the fuck up. Get out of my house. Oh my God. It is the fact that like there are kids watching Dora and I also watch Dora. The same show as them.

Isn't that cool? Really. Really. Are you fucking annoys me? Why? Are you gatekeeping? Is that what's happening? I just don't. son about me feels so strange that the same it's like sesame street i guess it must be like what our

parents was like when they saw sesame street they're like oh shit that shit's still on y'all still watching sesame street is like it's been so long isn't that kind of cool so long don't you have like like a like a like a hey that's dope this shit's still going like we can bond over the same shit instead of being like parents your shit's gay you know what i mean i don't know man it just it just makes me feel so, it makes me feel older than I want to feel because that shows too long. I mean, the reason why we go through it feeling so old is because of the fact that we live in the world, we can constantly look back on exactly the kind of shit we watched. And that definitely does, there's a huge, that's when we were 18, we felt old.

And this is like, God, because you can just go on the internet and Google some shit we watched like four times we were little and we felt old because of it. Yeah. But it's just bothering me the fact that I'm like, oh, my God, man, my niece, my niece has even watched it. My niece aged out of door already. She already finished watching it. I'm like, shit, she's seven.

Yeah. I don't know. I think that's kind of cool. I think it's cool to have that. Like, I much prefer that, especially when it comes to kids media. Um, I much prefer that to like, I don't know, like, like, an adult show or like a show that like really shouldn't be going on. Like the idea that there's like 75 seasons of the Walking Dead already is crazy. You know, like that's insane.

You know what's fucking crazy is? You know what's fucking crazy? That's just gone, isn't it? series just got worth watching again, I think. Am I? They're finally, they're finally figuring out what the virus is. Wait, wait, wait.

They're finally understanding it. Wait, but I thought they ended it. Wait, did they not end it? The main series ended. Wait, there's another series? There's a universe now. There's a universe. It's a universe.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Swear to God. It's been for a while. You broke him. You fucking broke him. Don't you remember Fear the Walking Dead? Oh, the Mexican one. Right.

There was like, yeah. The Mexican one. Yeah. No, it was not, it was not Walking Dead de Machino. It's called Fear the Walking Dead. What is we? What was it called? The American.

That is so upset. Day of the Walking Dead. What was it called? Could you imagine that Mexicans were immune to? Could you imagine Mexicans are just immune to it? Like, that is. That would be very confusing. And they're like, they're about to kill him.

They're like, no, we can't kill him. And like three weeks go by and he's still fine. Here's the thing. It's not just Mexicans. It's American Mexican-American Cholos. They're the only ones immune to the virus for some of fucking reason. And they're like, what happens? Like, oh, Mexicans are already dead.

But like, why? Excuse me. Excuse me. What do you say? Like, yeah, Mexicans are born dead. They can't become. That's so. That's so.

That's so. That's so much. Crazy. the fucking you're talking about it's like yeah you didn't have this information and they're like is that why they can see ghost all the time

holy shit oh my god that actually makes sense because why is it that all of my fucking Mexican friends and I mean and I mean 100% of them are haunted like they're all haunted

none of my black friends are haunted none of my wife friends are haunted these are these are my haunted Mexican friends. I swear to God. Every, I still, every once in a while,

and I might have said this on the podcast years ago. That story you tell me, look, look, look, look. It's too late at night for you to tell me that fucking story

that's going to bother me throughout the night, right? I got to tell the new listeners. I just, Derek, I don't want to hear that story again. I'm going to put my headphones down. Okay, go ahead. Go ahead.

I'm sick of hearing that story. Go ahead. No, it's because my imagination's too powerful and then stupid shit's going to bother me all night. It's only going to bother Lily, though. He's not going to, the ghost thing's going to fuck with you.

Who cares? Like, you're fine. But everything you're saying makes sense, though. Like, they're already dead because they can see the ghost. They're in limbo or something's going on with them. But yeah. Mexicans exist in limbo. Because it's like, every Mexican soul comes from limbo.

I think they do, though. Because why is it that? Why is it nobody? Nobody else is, like, go, go tell you. I'm sure Lily's family are haunted. Success starts with your drive. An American person. Public University is here to fuel it.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time. goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Right. Yeah. Right. Right. Right. I mean, like, I bet they're haunted. I bet they are. I mean. I mean, have you asked them? No, I don't think they're the luckiest Mexicans ever. Next time, no, no, no, next time, go ask them. Because you probably just never thought about asking them. They're going to be like, oh, yeah, of course.

Yeah, of course. I mean, what do you mean? Some shabbya comes in the middle of living room and picks up the count and slams on the floor. And that never happened. In the seven years, me living together, being there all the time. That's never happened. Yeah. And they're haunted in ways.

They're haunted in ways, too, that don't make sense for Mexican. Like in, you go to Mexico and then go into like some house that's five years old and there will be a Victorian child. Transparent. Floating through the hallway. More confused than they are. Why am I here? Why am I here? Oh, Dios meo.

El ghost. How do you say ghost in Spanish? I don't know. El ghost. Oh, no. I know Calivera skull. That's all I know. I have no idea.

Scooby-Duce. Es scooby-Doo! That's scubi-d-d-S-Cubi-Dus. That's-Cube-Dos. Mysterio, way. Mysterio machina. Machina. I think it's like,

are you calling it a mysterious machine? Are you serious? I call the mystery machine. It's Fatisma. Fatisma. No, it's nice. Is it not machina? It literally is.

What is it? Fatism. No, that over-ghost. Fatia, because of fantastic. Okay. Fatisma. Because a phantom. Yeah, yeah.

Fantasma? It's Fantasma. It's Fantasma. Sorry. Is it Fantasma? Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. That makes sense. Because this is Latin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fantasma.

I like, there's probably a lot of Spanish speakers freaking out right now. El ghost. El ghost. Oh. Like, don't be,

don't be insensitive. I think I think that's a male one. It's not a ghost. I think it's ghost. Like they fucking say ghost often in modern fucking Spanish. Stupid pipe sucking motherfuckers, eat dick.

Shit bothers. Like, when you miss my answer with my own to Spanish, I've been, I've been really grueling myself in her Spanish very much, because my grandma cannot speak English anymore. She's, she's, because of her being sick, she's like, she's, English is not coming in her hair anymore in her mind.

Because she's been speaking Spanish mostly. Yeah, the flu is crazy. So, yeah, the flu. That's my grandpa. My grandma got the simple flu. And I said, a brain. forgot.

Yeah, if you caught you read, Can you imagine sincerely if you got like, if you caught the flu and then you just forgot your language? And like, like there was, there were illnesses that would do that level of like temporary damage to you. Like, because right now all it is is like,

I feel ill, I got to sleep. But like, that's nothing like. That's what having a fever is, dude, having a fever too long, you get brain damage.

That's crazy. I didn't know that was very true. That's not true. That's not true at all. Yes. I, Kingston, I'll have your body temp.

Chris, Chris, Chris, shut up. If your body temp raises too high for too long, You get brain damage. No, I don't believe that. I'll have you know, I'll have you know that I have induced multiple, I have purposefully induced myself with multiple fevers several times a month and I'm perfectly fine.

I've induced fevers. You're a psycho. Just putting straight viruses straight into your eyelid. Yeah. I have the heat on. Yeah, dude, I have the heat on. I have the heat on. And then I get really, I have my, the heater on in my apartment up to 88 degrees.

and then I go into a freezing bath and then I step out and then repeat the process like a million times. That's pretty cool. And it's pretty sick. The one time I was the sickest in my life. It was like 20, it was 2017.

Everybody else had went to New York from their vacation back on our friends, back on me, Jalen and Joe and Crystal together. Yeah, yeah. And I remember this is the sickest ever been. I came back from work, right? And I was like, man, I'm fucking shivering up on a storm. I feel so fucking gross.

I turned on the heat Went to my bed Shivering throughout the night I got up to check the thermostat And it said 90 degrees And I was like Bro, I'm freezing That is one of the moments

When I was like Dude I'm gonna I just went back to bed I was like I really hope I don't die tonight It really is crazy How cold How cold

And freezing It's crazy It's crazy how cold and hot for like your body is completely like, that's a mind thing. It has nothing to do. It has nothing to do with the surrounding area. If you just believe you're cold, then you'll be cold. That's not like how that works. Mind over matter like the monks.

You know, the, you know those monks? Exactly. Mind over matter. How they can like touch like white, hot metal and they don't burn. The reason you're going to ask you're gay and dumb. You like dog sexually. Do you see that video? of the guy I can't remember where this fucking video is from

I think it's like an Asian country Like not it's I don't know Somewhere over there Swimming in like a crocodile infested lake And he's like I'm a I'm a shaman They have mystical powers They won't hurt me

And then he dives into the fucking pond And then he just doesn't come up It's the most ridiculous fucking video I've ever seen It's like you are so What did you just say? This is real. It's a real video I saw like the other day.

What did you just fucking say to me right now, Chris? I told you a real story. He just dives at a pot and then he just disappears. That sounds. Completely authentic, actually. I mean, it's very real. What shit that I've seen? These animals want nothing for me.

I'm a, I'm a grade three rapist. And he jumps in a war. I like the idea of like a monk who's like almost. disciplined. So, like, you know that, you know, so you know that the cover of that Rage Against the Machine

album where the guys, it's the monk self- alien. Oh, the Vietnam protest? Yeah. Yeah. I like the idea of him going on,

him sitting there on fire, but he's like, oh. Yeah, he's, ah. Oh, shit. Fuck. But he's not moving.

He's not flailing or like, just a little bit. Frantic. Ah. Or just one last, one last one, right before he died. Just,

and then that's it no no no but he burns so badly he blows away as dust like he's that bird he fucking looks like he looks like somebody got Chernobyl and signus and he turned to the mist all right

those motherfuckers were crazy though hold on one story one story this cool guy in India this really cool guy was like yo I'm this shit don't disrespect him I bless

this water this water that clearly will kill any expat or anybody that's here, it's good now. And he's like, I'll prove it. And he grabbed it and it's all dirty as fucking drank it. And then just a few minutes later, that motherfucker had to get airlift to a hospital. It is crazy how quickly something like that could fuck you up. Like in mere moments, you drank the wrong water and now your life is in fucking jeopardy, dude.

It's like, it's so petty to laugh at people that shit like that. But it's so fucking funny at the same. dude it's so bad but I love laughing you have to but you have to have look I I try to be very very empathetic like I know that that's probably like a shocking thing to hear for anybody who listens to the show

it does it does but I'm I mean that but like at the same time I think you mean it I think you mean it oh dude the the the degree of patience that I've shown people is insane but I will say I will say this dude you can only

have so much empathy when you have, is that like a fucking Amber Alert? What the hell you guys do? Stupid ass Amber Alert. I don't care. It is. It's an Amber Alert. Fuck, dude. What the hell? I don't care.

Child abduction emergency. God damn. We're in the middle of a show. Can you imagine every child's in a fucking 85 mile radio's got abducted at once? They just all just

went. They all just got yanked away. If 85 children, if 85 children got abducted at once. Every child in an 85 mile radius. Right, but listen, if, if, if, if that was true, like, let's say 85 kids got abducted at once. Would that be 85 separate Amber Alerts or would there be one Amber Alert being like, hey, listen. They'd be separate ones. Well, that'd be really fucking annoying. If it was at once, then it would probably be one alert because it's like, hey, guys, there's 85 kids are missing right now.

It just happened. Someone's stealing kids. Some dude, that's just good. You ever see, like, gone in 60 seconds? Like, you ever see, like, how fast we're stealing cars? And so this motherfucker's, like, just snatching kid. Like, all right, you got, you got 60 seconds. Go get that kid and, like, pshu.

By the way, I do like... Every minute. He fucking speed rushes to the kid, grabs him. Dips, bro. He's gone. Can I say, I do like the fact that we were just talking about how we need to have empathy. And then immediately we're like, oh. That was...

That's what was so funny to me. I don't care I don't But dude Derek You saw the The fucking thing That was going around

I think we might have Even talked about this On the show I'm not even sure But maybe the last episode That that picture Of the guy

Who died in the cave Because he was like Oh yeah Fuck that guy Crawling in it Like I can't I'm sorry What happened

Like I can't feel bad That you got stuck In that kind of position As a fucking Spalunker I can't

I'm not going to feel Yeah I'm not gonna be like Oh, a kid going to math class And getting shot in the head Is equivalently sad To like Some fucking Spalunker

Dying in a cave That he knew damn well He shouldn't He wouldn't have fucking fit in Like that those These are not equivalent levels Cold No I'm sorry

So is he No It's just like the guy that Dared to go with the crocodiles And shit or whatever Yeah I can't man About those people Like they

They chose death Yeah, like if a crocodile is airlifted from the Taliban into the middle of a fucking classroom of third graders, I'll feel bad. I will absolutely feel bad for those kids who had no idea that a fucking alligator was going to be airdropped in the middle of their classroom and died as a result of it. I'll feel bad, but they had no shot of predicting that. But like, dude, what are you doing? At a certain point, I actually think, like, it makes them a bad person. I do think it makes you a bad person to die in certain circumstances. If you're plonking in a fucking narrow-ass cave and you've got like a wife and a baby.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion, 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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I wonder how narrow the fucking cave will get. I wonder if there will be an opening somewhere. Oh, there isn't? That's a good point. No, I actually do agree with that point about the selfishness of it. The selfishness of it actually is kind of like you're a fucking idiot, you're an asshole Like I would never, I would never do something so fucking irresponsible that like it's like when people are rock climbing without harnesses and shit like that Like stupid shit like that were you know one slip you're fucking dead and they're just like I don't care

It's all about me that is an extremely selfish thing. That is true Yeah, I don't care how this affects anybody around me I don't care about my wife and my fucking infant baby That's what that I didn't want. I did Yeah, I didn't want that bad I went I went diving in this narrow hole To escape my baby It's like fuck you

What the hell out of here Good I'm glad you died in that hole And I'm glad they sealed it up It's to imagine That guy in the angle that he was on In the angle that he was in He was just pacing it shit on himself too

I guess he really was He was upside down He was upside down He died with the blood retch into its head Pacing all over his body Shiting all up his body You guys are fucking horrible Dude

He's a fucking retard Like I'm sorry If you see the picture You're like Fuck you dude Like there's some things That just don't need to be done Like it's just stupid

It's for the cheap thrill of it It's for the cheap thrill of it And that's what really bothers me Because it's no different Than somebody who goes out drinking and driving And fucking collapses off a fucking bridge You know like it's just like I don't

I can't There's only so much you know yeah there's yeah i can't know there nobody the only people you expect to feel bad about that is the people that he knew like the family they're gonna feel bad obviously of course yeah other than that you can't expect anybody else to feel bad it's like i'm sorry even that though to be honest honestly like if a friend case said if you died in that position i would feel so much less bad than if you simply died of any normal i'd be like what a fucking idiot we'd have an episode of the podcast dedicated how stupid you were for doing this dumb shit for no fucking

reason look look look and that'd bury you like that too in that position i'd bury you without a coffin it's it's a bit funny people dying like wasting their lives it's a bit funny it's funny it's a stuff but it's a like there's this one thing when me and gabby watched it we watched this guy climb up a building and then he fell off the building and me and gabby laughed for a little bit that we got sad. Why? And then we just laughed even harder afterwards. And I was just like, I feel bad for him, but also why would you waste your life like

that? Like why waste it? Like there's like life is so precious technically. Why would you throw it away like that? Yeah. I understand. Like I've been bored, right? I've been very bored.

I've done dumb shit when I was bored, right? But I don't do dumb shit That's gonna cost me my life Yeah People that can't appreciate fucking Fucking like video games and stuff man Like It's just really

Like games kind of boring I want to go Yeah really is good It's like you fucking jackass Have fun Yeah dude I gotta go I gotta go

I gotta go I gotta go die Upside down in a cave real quick I don't want to Oh you I don't want to play God of war Like a fucking asshole Yeah

People are just sitting there Like a fucking loser What you're playing smash I want to fucking, I want to fall on my death. I'd rather shit and piss on myself. Fucking until I tell. I know some people, and I know some people are going to be like, look, he was, he was, he was diving, he was going cave exploring and he made a wrong turn. Innocent mistake.

I disagree because guess what's in, guess, hey, hey, genius, guess what's in the rest of the cave? More cave. There's never, you're not going to find anything new. new in the fucking cave. Okay? You know, you're gonna find rock, wet rock, and maybe a dead thing.

Maybe a dead upside down idiot. I'm sorry. It just makes me, it annoys me so much. A dead upside down, idiot. I mean, big facts, big facts. Big fucking facts, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry if you're, if, sorry if your family members of this guy. He said a dead upside down idiot. We've all heard of the Darwin Awards. We all've heard of the Darwin Awards. We've all heard of that shit. It's just examples.

It's just that shit. I'm sorry. If I did anything like that, I would not want anybody feel bad for me at all. At all for a second. I would be looking on from the kill can being like, wow, I'm stupid. I really didn't think it would have ended up like that Like I would want somebody Shit, how'd that happen?

Just blow my body up I don't want anybody to like know how I got stuck Yeah, like throw some grenades in there They just pulverize me They find me in a cave Laced with piss and shit, man Just fucking burn me Just fucking burn me

Dude If you're upside down for a long enough time Do you just shit out your mouth? Next So what else happened? What else recently went on? So yeah Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Congratulations, Taylor Swift and the Chiefs. People were big mad because we mentioned this one time before that they said George Soros is working with Taylor Swift because he owns a part of her music even though she's pissed about that. And that's why she re-recorded her music

so she can own her own music. So she's actually against George Soros and, you know, but these people wouldn't know that, but basically I saw a bunch of memes that were saying, for a multitude of reasons why this is funny, is because it was Jesus and San Francisco versus George Soros and the Chiefs, and Kansas City Chiefs. And what's so funny about that is pretty much anybody who is like, oh, I'm all Jesus and I love Jesus,

they've always hated San Francisco because it's Gay Haven. They think it's the worst thing. They think it's a collapsed city. Like, you'll hear Joe Rogan and all these people talk about San Francisco. and how it's the worst fucking place ever. There's shit all over the streets and all this stuff. But then now all of a sudden they're like, this guy, a party, the quarterback is like,

oh, I love God. And even though he's playing for a gay city, and they're like, oh, it's God versus Soros. And God got his ass fucking whooped. God got fucking whooped hard. So basically George Soros is way more powerful than God. So that's just kind of how it went down. And it's been really funny seeing people cope with that.

So congratulations to George Soros, Taylor Swift, and the KC Chiefs, man. It was actually a phenomenal football game for what it was. But, you know, fuck all that shit. I want to talk about something way more fun than that. Okay. I want to talk about something that y'all don't really know about. But I actually, I watched the H3H3 podcast. Success starts with your drive.

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largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

For two times in a row, because you guys know the political streamer Vosch. Yeah. So anybody who's listening, they don't know. Vosch is a political streamer, a leftist. I think he's a socialist, I pretty sure. It doesn't really matter, but it's just, just can you give you guys a profile? He started off being a member of Destiny, the other leftist streamer, being a part of his community, being in his discords, contributing to his show until he broke off and did his own thing. Um, every once in a while, probably throughout the years, people would see that there would be these clips floating around. And what you would hear if you were saying, if you're being objective about it, people would say these clips are being taken out of context where it seems like Vosch is advocating for child porn or CP, whatever. I'll just call it CP from now on because I don't want to get flagged to oblivion. Yeah, let's let's not get flagged. Yeah. Yeah.

So I was one of the people that kind of believed that it was taken out of context that he was making some outrageous comparisons saying that, oh, we're hypocrites in society because, you know, we partake in cell phones and shoes and stuff that are done with slave child labor and all this stuff that harms children. but then we act like CP is like the worst thing and we're and it's all it's like okay is that the argument you're making it's still weird to even go to that as an argument because you would kind of be saying people that partake in CP

should feel guilt free the same way that they feel guilt free with having cell phones and stuff that are the minerals or mined with like child labor and then blood diamonds and this and this and that and well wouldn't the idea be the opposite right that's the argument that he was making I think right No, that are like, oh, well, we should like, it's, well, that's, we partake, we, we partake in goods that demand the suffering of children.

Well, see, that's what he, that's what he says, but there was other clips that he essentially was kind of arguing that this is how it should be, but since it's not, who gives a fuck? So he kind of took this nihilistic approach to it. And the one thing that annoyed me about hearing that, you know, is that there are. ethical ways to make computers or phones and shoes and stuff, but there is no ethical way to make CP, so it's a bad argument. No, that's true, yeah. It's just a bad argument because of that. Like, you, you, the kid is always abused in CP no matter what, and you can, people can just

build this shit, but then other humans are awful and use kids. So anyway, yeah. So those are a lot of the things floating around. These have been floating around for years. And he's also just made so many arguments that are kind of like always adjacent to CP. and Lolly and all this stuff. And people are always kind of like, what the fuck's going on with this guy?

But normally the people that were criticizing him were on 4chan and people that were far right. So then it just got classified as a far right conspiracy to take this dude down. So nobody really took it seriously. Well, it also confused me too because he, I feel like I've seen, because I pop into his stream sometimes

just because I'm curious and what he's talking about. And he's a pretty good debater sometimes. Yeah, definitely. I'll see what he's talking about or whatever. and I think I've seen him talk about I think I've seen him like make fun of Lolly and like people who like Which is extra confusing

Yeah that's the thing He's he's even said there's actually a clip that is floating around now And it's completely within context Where he's debating or having a discussion With an actual guy that likes CP or something This guy is like actual confirmed And he was challenging Vash And Vash was saying

That anyone who has Lolly or enjoys Lolly should be examined to what their MO is because of course, let's not be obtuse that there is a connection to if you like little drawings of, if you like cartoon drawings of little children, why would that not be adjacent to you being attracted to kids in real life to a kin?

Yeah, that's weird. And it's just like, because some people like to say as an argument to push back is that it's not real. So it's not a big deal. say to that as somebody who grew up of course it is as somebody who grew up someone who grew up like say playing a lot of video games i liked chun lee cammy rainbow mecca i liked my from king of fighters i like you know what i'm saying i liked fucking so i liked the grown ass one i didn't like uh

the any small depictions or anything like that that didn't do shit for me so it's still weird no matter what if it's drawn or not and so now i want to You were kind of caught up to the back story. People use a lot of arguments, weird arguments for that shit, right? Because we've all heard the whole thing like, oh, some women are just built small and all this like shit, right? Well, that is true too. Like I do feel, no, no, no, it's true, right? Move on.

It's true, right? But, but that's still fucking weird. Liking that stuff is still strange. Not liking smaller built women and smaller physique women. Obviously, that's which is on preference. But even the nature to defend that stuff so adamantly, it's strange. Right. It's fucking weird, dude.

It is. And there's a lot of people that don't find it weird or they would like to, they know societally it's weird and they would like people to be more accepting of it. And a lot of those people would hang out, I guess, with Vos and stuff, apparently. So what happened recently is, and I guess for context, I should also say, Vash has made a lot of jokes about, like, horse stuff type of bestiality. type stuff and it's for a reason so just a few days ago

he was streaming he accidentally showed hit a folder that's called to be sorted it's where he saved stuff right and it's to be sorted folder also had taxes and stuff like which who knows what the fuck's in that tax folder it's probably wild shit but he

accidentally exposed that he saved lolliporn and also like it's say some of them had these little girls um servicing horse essentially. Like that's some of the stuff. Like so he's in the horses.

I did see that clip of like the I didn't, it was so grainy. I couldn't tell what it was. Yeah, I did see it and I thought like, oh, that's funny. Because like, first of all, I don't know, look, I don't know why this needs to be said. Yeah. But don't keep porn on your work computer. It's absolutely insane. I know, I know for a fact that Vosch must.

to make money. Like he's probably very well up. You can afford, you can afford a laptop, you know? It's, it is very, for somebody, it is strange. For somebody who is, you know, obviously intelligent, like is a good debater, has a lot of knowledge about a lot of stuff. It's weird how, but it reminds me of my brother. My brother is a neurologist, statistician, very smart person, insanely smart. But at the same time, got lost. on the way to Disneyland where all you had to do was just on literally one street. He somehow hey make a ride on harbor

go south until you see it and he somehow didn't see it. He got lost. And it's just one of those things where I'm like, how? But anyway, so that should got exposed. People that are very savvy, people that are probably on the spectrum were able to find what the pictures were and found the actual

like, they got to see exactly what it was. And a lot of it's disgusting. Like perverse stuff. obvious lolly. Like no mistake in it. There's I guess an artist that specializes in making lolly. And two of the images were from that artist. And so Voshen, his defense, was saying,

well, some of the pictures that when I learned they were from that artist, now in retrospect, I realize they do look young, which is like, okay, guilty, guilty. And then also, there was another one where he said, I thought this girl was like Princess Like Midna

Where there's a version of Princess Midna That like she's small and not the full version It's from Twilight Princess I think Or it's from one of the Zelda games Oh I have no idea I didn't know either I've heard the name and I actually I made a mistake

I made a mistake because I made a couple of videos on this On this on my I have this commentary channel That I just talk shit on a little bit And I made a mistake because there is a sex worker She was a sex worker when I first met her but her name is Princess Midna Ash or Asmint, something like that. And I kept saying Ash when I was talking about it. Princess Midda has no ash in her name, so I kept confusing the two.

Some chick that I knew from a long time ago, I was like, oops. I was like, oops, but that's neither here nor there. I just wanted to point that out if anybody saw those videos. So, anywho, she has like this very small version of her and stuff. And then he also says as a, he says, there is. Like, you know how goblins are like short and stocky? And he thought maybe the girl was like drawn like a goblin, which to me is, it's just suspicious enough to where like, like, small body parts like that, like they're fucking 10 years old or younger or something like that is already weird enough for me. Even if they have an old mature face, just the body is just not, I'm sorry, that's just not what I'm into.

Like I like long legs, big thighs, big boobs. Like I like those type of proportions. And it just happens to all be lolly. So I'm just not buying his excuse. So everybody has seen all these clips. And now these clips are much more suspicious when you see that he has this stuff saved on his computer. And this is just the tip of the iceberg because we don't know what's in all those other fucking files. You know what I'm saying?

Like there could be a lot of stuff in there. We don't know. It's pure speculation. But Occam's Razor would suggest that's clear. not the only fucking porn he has. That's to be sorted. So that's the shit that just hasn't been sorted yet. And so he's been trying

to explain this stuff away by saying, oh, these are the same attacks, the same shit. It's not the same thing. There's new evidence that's been entered into the chat by him exposing what he saves on his computer. So now people are looking at all of his

clips, all those things in a different light. And now it's like, kind of weird seeing a lot of people running defense for him, like a lot of his fan base that are just saying this is just a smear attack job by, I guess I missed the most important thing that when I said H3 podcast, I watched the H3 podcast, they went through all of this stuff on Friday. And then say on the 12th on the Monday, they responded to all of the stuff that was said in Vosha's defenses and came with way more receipts. And in my opinion, it were.

refutable evidence that this guy is, well, he's admitted that he wants to be a horse and he likes, you know, he likes that shit. But the stuff was saved on his computer and he said, oopsie. That was his excuse was oopsie. I didn't know. And guys, do you think it's possible to accidentally save Lolly on your computer? Do you think that, like, do you think it's possible to accidentally save it? Like, think of a scenario. Think of a scenario where that's possible.

See, I don't consume drawn porn. Right. You don't. But even if you did. I don't know. But even if you did, let's just say for the sake of argument, you consume drawn porn. You know what type of women you like. What type of women would the drawn women look like to you? Yeah, well, they would be pretty busty. Or like, you know, they would be more standard, you know, in appearance. I, I, the only scenario that I can, the only scenario that I can imagine is like, Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. like a compilation image where there's like many women you know what I mean and one of them is small and you know that's the only thing that could ever cross my mind as possible where like there's another subject there's another subject in the in the image that is the prime like ooh that's

that's the thing and then this is like completely secondary but I don't make it consumed drawn porn so I have no fucking idea do I with very petite with very small figures too. Right, right. Bro, this looks, they're not like... Well, in the one that, in the ones that... Because I didn't look at the ones that he saved. I have no idea what, like,

what his specific images look like. I'll just put it this way. I'll just put it this way. There's no mistaking that they're children. Like, they're ones, they're like, you know, pre-teen. Like, there's no, there's no mistaking it. And I think it's a terrible defense, in my opinion, Especially if you look at the images, there is no mistaking it.

And there's a lot of people that are running defense for him that have not seen the images. They don't care to see it. They just want to defend him at all cost. He himself did not watch H. Street's first stream before he responded. He went off of anecdotal shit from his audience, just softening stuff and telling him, oh, it's just this. It's just that. And not even, it was weird.

It was weird to see somebody who's supposed to be this intellectual powerhouse allegedly, right? Who's supposed to be this really good debater, being so uncharitable and disingenuous in a way that I'm like, this is how a guilty person behaves. And furthermore, if somebody we didn't like,

let's say, for example, Matt Walsh, let's say this exact scenario happened to Matt Walsh. Do you think any of those fucking people would be running defense at all? Like, let's be real. No way. That's what's annoying is that they're just being, it's just this parissocial

shit and Vash has developed this cult of personality that I didn't really know because I didn't really watch him that much. I just saw clips here and there. And now seeing his audience in discords, there's all these screenshots in the Reddits and stuff and just saying, oh, Ethan's just attacking him because X, Y, Z. And it's like, this is fucking crazy. I've never seen anything on this level like this on YouTube where usually when people get caught with this weird shit on their computers or something like this happens. Bro, remember that guy

call me Carson? I think he was 19 and he was like sexting a 17 year old or something and people act like he was like Jack the Ripper. They were acting like he was fucking Jack the Ripper. And then I'm seeing people run defense for this actual like

illustrations of children doing fuck shit to horses and they're like, no, it's out of context or he didn't know. he didn't know bro and I'm like this is am I in fucking crazy land yes yeah it is

it yeah it's mega weird it's mega weird it's mega weird upside down it is it's been fun though I will say as bizarre and fucked up as the situation is I love social studies I love studying people and yeah

seeing this happening is such like a learn of like a teacher moment of like, hey guys, look at how essentially cults work. Look at how parasycial relationships work. Look at how Connie, for example, drops an album. Look at how he performs live and people are screaming. Yeah. And I'm like, they just forgot about all the shit he did.

All that fucking crazy anti-Semitic loving Hitler shit and his writer die ones don't give a fuck. Tom, time, time, time, time, time, time, time, Tom. What's up about Kanye for a second, right? Yes. Let's chill. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I was just, I was kidding.

Kanye is on his fucking line, dude. Clearly, but seeing like a large portion of his fan base that are even trying to say things like well, what about separating the art from the artist? And I'm like, first of all, you can't even do that with Kanye because in his new album,

there's all of that shit is in his fucking album. The shit that he was saying is in the fucking bars. Like, how are you going to separate it? I couldn't even listen to it, man. Dude, it's ass first of foremost. I can't. even listen to Kanye West anymore.

I feel you. Like actually, I can't even like turn his music on. And like, and for, and I think it's like that's one thing like, he's Kansas Marr, it's not a, Kanye West was like a hero to me. Like genuinely graduation, good night and good morning are songs that got me through high school, got me through some of the toughest moments of my life. Like definitely after graduation and like fantasy was out by the thought. was a fucking Marvel, like a mass piece of an album.

But like that album didn't mean a lot to me like graduate. Gradually meant a lot to me as like an album. Sure. It was the first one I ever bought physically. It was listening to roses is a song that I think of a lot like in my grandmother's situation like my sadder moments in my life. Like Kanye is the reason why me and Lily are together. Like Kanye West is a seriously important artist in my life.

Okay. Hold on. I can't turn on his music is insane. Hold on. What? Kanye is the reason you and Lily are together? That was our first conversation about Kanye West.

The music shit about Kanye's. I don't know if that counts. Because you work together, right? You work together, right? Well, yes, but my first interaction with her as someone I was trying to court her was about Kanye West. But you were trying to court her,

so you would have found a conversational topic anyway. Well, you think Kanye's out of big dick and she was like, yeah, and I was like, me too. And that's how it started. I wouldn't be giving Kanye all the credit. I would get honest.

Well, obviously, the first conference we had really was about Kanye West. Yeah, but like, why were you able to have that conversation? Stop trying to take it away from him, man. That's just trying to, you're just trying to us a situation. I'm trying to get my proper credit is what I'm trying to. Wait, you did it? Why? How was it your credit?

Oh, because I let you live with us. Are you kidding? I guess. Like, thanks, I guess. I'm more responsible than Kanye. is for sure like almost objectively Chris I guess you're just trying to you're just being selfish of course you want the W yeah I what well you know what it is it's like when people say like oh thank it's like when somebody gets out of a really dire surgery and they're like oh thank God thank you

Jesus and it's like no thank me nigga I saved you doctor dude doctor I'm just fucking around don't pray for me pray for me pray to me every morning oh I would be pissed about that for real. I would be like, hey, yo, fuck you. I was a doctor,

yeah, I'd be, hours of hard work and you're like, oh, thanks God. I'm like, hey,

God brought you here. It's like, no, my dad brought me here. Ain't nobody, my dad brought me here. It's so, it's so weird that nobody's like,

nobody considers the fact that God put them, like, God is the person trying to kill you in that instance. And the doctor is trying to sit. And God's mad is like, what the fuck doctor? The doctor is wrestling you out of the grasp of God.

That's not, like, it's not thank God. It's like, oh, my God. I tried to kill this, dude. What the fuck's your problem, bro? Turns out, George Soros, more powerful than God, doctors more powerful than God. A lot of the times, not often. Not often.

God always wins in the end. God always wins in the end. It's a 50-50. It's a 50-50 matchup, bro. It's a 50-50. You got to guess. You got to guess the heavy to the high, overhead or low. You got to guess it. Because if you guess it's got to check the aerial attack,

low attack. That's fucking stupid. God is my fucking low He got me with the fucking low Damn God won Oh man Yeah so Vosch likes weird shit Essentially

Yeah it's very It is very strange It is unfortunate Like I've been on his stream A couple times and he's been very very charitable I like Vash as a guy But like I don't know man It's weird thing

It's objectively strange And it confuses me because What really confuses me is like Because he makes arguments I don't know I don't get it Something's weird It's projection man

How many times have you seen this Whenever we Whenever we've talked about this on this show before The fucking The Republican politician that's like I hate gays And then they catch them doing some gay shit Like

Maybe yeah This happens so Yeah It's happened so much that I've always been like You know how there's these These pedal hunters Or whatever on YouTube or whatever Whenever I see these people going hard in the paint

I'm always like I want to see what's on his students hard drive. You know what's really sad about that, though? Yeah. Honestly. And I don't like that I think this. Uh-huh. But if someone is like really,

like if they're really passionate about child education, I'm weirded out by it. Oh, you think so too. And I know that I shouldn't be because like that's obviously like a really necessary job. Yeah. To exist. But at the same time,

I have to, like there's part of me, it's like, why do you want to be around kids this bad? I mean, And I don't, I don't know. I don't know. I'm be honest.

That's kind of healthy skepticism, even though obviously you shouldn't say everybody, but just even having. No, I'm never assuming. Of course. Of course. I don't even admit to say that. But it's just like, it's just like the skepticism, in my opinion, is healthy because just something that upsets me so fucking much is how much like, you know, there's all

these campaigns of hate of, oh, librarians are trying to do something. The kids. Oh, the trans people are trying to do kids. Whatever it is. It's always something. They're always trying to do something to kids and corrupt them or touch them or something. Meanwhile, you know, the people that they pray to and the establishments that they go to, the numbers don't lie. It's just that drives me in.

It's a fucking dark twisted timeline, bro. I hate it. Everything's so fucked, man. It's just, well, it's just more out in the open, right? I hate that, like, wanting to be around children and, like, like. It just makes you want to. want a question like, we live in a world right where like if a kid, if a kid like runs up to you, right? And it's like, hey, mister, like if a kid walked up to me and like if a kid fell down

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I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. My first instinct is not, oh, help the kid. It's, ah, should I help that kid? They might think it's weird.

This is the world we've lived in now. And it's so scared. I'm not at that level yet. I'm not at that level yet. I don't like being near people's scared. kids. I don't like people's kids. I don't hold Lily's cousins kids even when he asked me to. I'm like, no, I don't want to.

I'm not at that level. I'm not at that level. That's extra. I'm not great because the thing is that once once you get accused of those fucking things, no matter how innocent you are, your life is ruined. You're right. But like what? And that's what? Why did anybody like? Yeah. No, no, no. And that's like my greatest fear.

My greatest fear is being innocent. Oh, and being. But it doesn't matter. Right. Yeah. Like the people that are locked up right now. Well, first of all, that was little. First of all, you're always, you are always guilty. Yeah, you're not innocent. Yeah, for sure.

Not of this specific thing, but you are. Yeah, not this. You're guilty. But you do have some guilty bones, that's for sure. I don't, though. That's the thing. That's why I try so hard to not be guilty. I got home, I got home at 2 a.m. one time when we were living all together, and I caught

Kingston dipping a rat in and out of a garbage disposal. And it was the cruelest thing I think I've ever seen. And I was laughing hard too. You were laughing hard than usual. You were switching between your laughs. Did you imagine hearing somebody go through their laugh in rapid succession? It was really, dude, it was really fucking scary.

I would pretend that I didn't see it. That was what I couldn't. It was laughing. It sounded like a car honking. It was insane. I had to address it. I had to address it because it was 2 a.m. I was home with four gorgeous models.

Mm. Four gorgeous male models. Four beautiful male models. Hung. They were very hung, yeah. And they asked about the fat black eye dipping the rat in the sink. And I was just like, hey, dude,

don't worry about me. You guys gone to your own thing, man. All right, what else? What else is there? What else happened that we can run through really quickly? John Stewart's back. John Stewart's back. Jiz Stewart finally return.

It was so nice It was so nice to see him Because I had almost forgotten How cathartic it was To have somebody on television Doing that exact thing Felt so good

Like I mean like To be fair Like John Oliver Does a pretty decent job With like last week tonight Of doing a very different thing From a perspective that I generally I generally agree with

But like There's something about John Stewart Where it's like Oh he He says things From the right perspective that people, that everybody else with that perspective will not say on TV. Yeah.

Like no Democrat or like liberal left-leaning person on television with a news organization, with news with a newsroom or any kind of power in that in that way. They won't be honest. It's going to, is going to talk about how Joe Biden is too fucking old. Yeah. How he's like they're not going to do it. DeCrepit. And they say because we can't do that because it'll hurt our chances against Trump.

and the counter to that, the obvious counter, and he mentioned this a little bit too, is that... Oh, dude, yeah. I'm so succinct. He shouldn't... Why is this the guy?

Why the fuck is this the guy? Why is he our warrior? Why is he a champion? I forgot how good he was at, with just words and like succinctly, like putting things succinctly where he was talking about how like

it was something to that effect where he was talking about how like, oh my God, what the fuck is it? Ah, damn it, I lost it. I had it in my fucking head and it like ran away. It was that exact thing that you were talking about, but he used like a very specific phrase and I was like, this is so fucking, it's short and perfect.

It was very good. What was it? That he's too old. Oh my God, I have to jog my memory. This is going to drive me insane. You should look it up real quick just to just catch it. All right, yeah, you keep jogging. No, it was, it's, it's, it's the candidates,

It's not the voter's job to assuage the concerns of like a candidate. It's the candidate's job. Right. You know, it's not our job to run defense for the fucking candidate. It's their job to make themselves like as steel man and as bulletproof as possible. So it's to not be as susceptible to that amount of criticism. He said in a way more succinct way, but I'm just like, God, damn, I miss this. He's very good.

He's very good at what he does. His timing is good. he's he's so charismatic yeah and so he was great with that fucking show and it felt like he it felt like he didn't skip a beat which that was the concern

I think was that he's been gone for fucking forever let's see how he fit it it was just like oh it just feels like he's never stopped doing it and it was really nice and the backlash was a little I guess expected

you know because whenever you there is there is a the tribalism of politics is so fucking stupid because we most of people watch sports and they understand criticizing their quote unquote side their team

it is literally the most criticism any team will face is coming from the fans themselves the people that they feel represent them but when it comes to politics for some reason you can't fucking do that for some reason when you're coming from the perspective of criticizing something that you care about, they think

you're helping the other side. You're fucking, well, well, well, let's let's be, let's be clear. Let's be clear. You are helping the other side. You're not. You are, you are, but you're not. But there should be nothing wrong with criticizing your side if there are problems. You are helping the other side. That is not helping. You are trying to tell them to do better. It is. No, it's not. It literally is. is. Please explain to me how it's how it is. Let me talk.

Let me speak to me explain to it. Because your words will be used to fan the flame of the ignorant people on the other side to dissuade them from agreeing with your side. Though, though it should still be allowed. You should still, as we're all leftward-leaning people. And we all think that motherfucker of Joe Biden's way to fucking old being office.

Let me ask you something. What is the purpose of criticism in your, opinion. To help things become better, your rights. Right. So how do you do that? And how is criticizing something? Derek, look. Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion. Our programs are designed for people who never stop. You bring the fire, APU will fuel the journey. Learn more at APU. APU. APUS.edu. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan.

Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 47 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm,

thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. No, no, explain to me. Because of the way people will spin your words. Your words will always be spun in a way, especially by the enemy in a way

to that can be used to detriment the side you're fighting for. Especially if the words are critical to the team you're on. They will be used that way. I disagree. This is why I disagree. The reason this rhetoric, that rhetoric that you're talking about right now is stagnation. It is. Of course it is. It's not stagnation. I don't know. I agree. Let me tell you why it's stagnation. Hold on. Derek, Derek. Let me tell you why. You just gave your explanation. Let me give you mine. Okay. So the reason why it's stagnation, because that is the talking point to not progress. To say, hey, if you do this, you're going to hurt the other side, which deters people from wanting to do that. Which keeps things the same. Hey, don't say anything about Biden. It's going to hurt the other side.

Let me finish it. I don't agree with granted. Can I finish my point and then I'll let you go? Okay. Okay. So it's going to be a deterrent for people. It makes people not want to say shit. That's why the media doesn't say shit about this guy when what we should be doing is being all in unison to be like, fuck this old piece of shit.

Get somebody who's viable that will crush the other side. But we get stuck in this shit of should we or should we? Shouldn't we? To me, it is a complete negative to have that argument in the first place and saying, this is hurting us. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. It is stagnating us trying to get this fucking old bag of bones out of here. That's, that's how that's, that is how it is. Look, I, a hundred percent agree that if there is a problem in the party that we def, we are a part of, we have to call it out. No matter what you say it's going to be used to defame our, my group, something like, Fuck it. Get this old man out of office because there's not someone that should be leading our country. This should not be the face of our side of the group. I understand.

You may see it as it's like, oh, what you're saying is stagnation. I don't believe in a stagnation of it because I think you have to do that. You have to call a spade a spade when it's a spade. Even when it's on your side, like, oh, this is bad. This should not be over here. But I know that people will try to twist those words. But what is the point of that argument? It's like saying, hey.

It's great. You got to be aware of that. It'll be used to walk. But let me scare you. You're like, you need to walk. But hey, you could trip and hurt yourself.

You could say, what, what are you even saying? Are you trying to scare me from actually walking? No, it's not, like it is a fact that they will probably try to do that.

But that is irrelevant. It is, it is an irrelevant point in my opinion. That you're trying to scare people. That needs to be, that needs to be aware of. Like, people are going to twist your words.

It is irrelevant to me. In my opinion, it is relevant. Yeah. Yeah, people, people will, I mean, people were doing that forever. Like, I don't know, man. I, like, I remember, I think you need to call it out. You have to, you have to call it out.

This motherfucker should not be leading our party. It's insane. Right. So why would I ever say anything like? If you spent Joe Biden around three times, he won't know where the fuck he is anymore. Bro, that's crazy. That's insane. Yo, did you see that press coverage?

Did you see that press conference he did? So that, no, but I can guess how it went. Yeah, the report came out of how, like, bro, this was crazy. This was crazy because there's been so much fucked up shit that's been happening and he's like, oh, whatever. And then all of a sudden, his cognitive ability is called in a question. He's like, stop everything, get the presses, we're going to talk some shit. He comes out all decrepit talking like, I'm fine. And then it was like, okay, fair enough.

He's walking away. Like, it was like, fair enough. Fair enough. All right. And then he stops. And everyone's like, no, he walks back. And then he just starts saying a bunch of shit and fucking names up and saying dumb shit. And it's like, dude, what happened?

He's a fucking Roomba, man. Like he just, he just beanders. It's crazy. I don't know, man. He's literally, he's literally an on. He's playing a modded game with the wrong controller, bro. He's fucking gone. It's, it's, it's sad.

It's sad even. That's, that's an old person that shouldn't be where they are. You know, like I really, I don't know. I don't look dude I think that bro he's in his 80s man it's just like as a as a as a whole I think I just don't want old people is it so much to ask for like not old people it is so not much to ask I would take

so many other people even if they were like a little bit like shittier if they were just at the very least he can't be that much shittier to be honest that's true yeah it's pretty apex his fucking apex yeah his response to you know the, let's just say the conflict,

you know how they like to soften it, they like to soften it. The conflict over there. And I'm like, bro, this guy, he's maxed out and fuck. Dude, look, old Joe Biden was a piece of shit. Young Joe Biden's kind of a piece of shit. He signed a bunch of fucked up bills.

You know what's the worst thing about what pisses me? Yeah, that is literally fucking him. That's him at the press conference the whole time. He sounds like a wizard. He's like a dying old wizard So we're going all over the place We gotta get to questions at some point very very soon But I do want to bring this up

Did you guys two hours? No, we're not No we're not So So here's what we're yeah So I do want to bring this up Before we forget I don't know if you guys saw this

But I keep seeing this thing on Twitter Where it's like Ian Miles Chong has been executed Stop What's crazy He's been in my what's happening all days. And I don't know why he was,

he was, he was happening all day. So what happened, apparently, is Ian Miles Chong, who, I mean, fucking,

he's been this Elon Musk, Dick Ryder, this, like, right-leaning, guy, agent provocateur piece of shit. That has never

stepped foot in America, lives in fucking Malaysia, and literally speaks as if he lives here. That is how his tweets are worded. Yeah, yeah, he speaks, he's in Malaysia,

he speaks on U.S. politics all the time. He simps, He simps for all these Republican candidates and Elon Musk. He's like a huge dick writer for Elon Musk. Are you serious? He's never been to America. 100%.

I don't think so. I remember, I remember it's so funny because it's so funny in my retroplight because many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many years ago. I played C of the years with him. And it's so funny to think that that guy's possibly dead. But so he, he, he, um, so he's, he lives in Malaysia and he's a conservative. So naturally, he's very. he speaks a lot on the Israel

he's speaking a lot on the Israel-Palestine conflict and because he's in fucking Malaysia that's not fucking great so apparently he tweeted from the first time for the first time ever about like oh I love my country Malaysia he never tweets about Malaysia ever so everybody was immediately was like this is fucking weird what's going on and apparently

according to the internet, which is a pretty dubious source, but it seems like, it seems like at the very least, this is real, that he's apparently like under investigation, for the record, Malaysians can be charged for sedition under the Seditious Act for expressing views that could potentially sow discord among communities in the country. 100%. The Palestine Israeli conflict holds significant interest in Malaysia with the topic being too sensitive for the Malay Muslim audiences, blah, blah, blah. So yeah, so there's a pretty good chance. There's a non-zero chance

that dudes fucking dead. I would not be surprised. And can I say, I will say, tweeting pro-Israel stuff from Malaysia is it's getting stuck upside down in the cave for me

a fucking man to that dude and you very much you have recharge me you have you have like revitalized my night like I feel good

did you not know any of this? No I had not seen one word about this and I am ecstatic that like and I am hopeful because seriously Like people don't realize the discord and fucking bullshit that this guy is done and that has been constantly doing He's even people that I don't even fuck with anymore like Andy Worski Try to get him swatted and he fucking bragged about it

It's on voice messages. There's voice DMs of him bragging about it to a sex worker I'll keep her out of it But it's just like Yeah exactly who Yeah But it's just like it's so funny He's also swatted multiple people a dog got flashbang because of him

Oh no I didn't Oh man I forgot about that I totally forgot He flash banged the dog Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm dead, I'm dead serious about this too

Like this guy Imagine imagine imagine you're minding your own business and then Elon Musk not Elon Musk Not Elon Musk Elon Musk Eon Miles Chong walks into your fucking front door And flashbang Your dog. Ian Miles Chong just

Could that permanently hurt them? I feel like that could do something permanently to them. That could just easily kill them. That can kill them? Yes. Yeah. Especially a flashbangs?

Yeah. Flashbangs are crazy. Yeah, and especially a small dog. Dude, there's a baby got accidentally flashbang not that long ago in America. And it was on. Accidentally.

Yeah, because these dumb fucking pig cops went to the wrong house. They raided the wrong house and then flashbang a fucking baby. It is like, yo, dude. I have the idea. Could you imagine they stuck in? You know how they do the swat shit like when they go to kill some guy? Yeah.

Like going through the rooms. And the guy's walking through the room. And all of a sudden the baby like jingles his thing and takes a flash bang off the pin. And boom. The baby gets reset. Don't fucking move. Put your hands down. New stupid fucking babies.

like I don't even like what did they think this was call it duty like how does that happen they fucking breach the they breached the fucking room and then it was like slow motion they're throwing shit and then it all catches up and then they just realize oops a baby baby do you think that baby has no a flash do you think that that baby now as he gets older will have like kind of a permanent success Starts with your drive, an American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward.

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like ghosting of whatever it is he saw that day oh no you know how like flashbangs working call duty how it like freezes your frame yes it has that that after image of because it has a rightness it's burning your retinas essentially he's going to see that

police officer for the rest of his life like in a little outline every time he goes to bed he's going to relive that moment that's so awful but yeah fucking miles tongue I hope something really did happen to him because it's a terrible fucking person and there's something happened to coach red pill

If you guys know who that is. Oh, yeah, I saw that he got fucking assassinated too. He's confirmed by Tucker Carlson that had such important recently. Oh, man, dude, I saw that news, and I got to say, look, I'm not going to, I don't necessarily revel in these kinds of things. I do. I don't know, man, whatever. I do. Whatever happens happens.

I'm not going to feel one way about it. But I do feel like Coach Redpill was a funny one because I remember he made a video about me and Lacey a long time ago. Oh, no shit. Weird fucking video. Makes sense that he would, but I didn't know that. Weirdly parisocial. I remember because he had like the different camera angles. I forgot about that.

He had like it was like one in the ceiling and one like down there and like he was just arbitrarily cut between them. It was kind of honestly like I thought about like it's kind of not the bad idea presentation wise. It's fun. But very dumb that he cared at all about about that. And the way that he cared. I wish that video was still up. I can't find it. But it was very, very weird.

And I remember thinking like this guy sucks. So to find out that he just got fucking assassinated by the Russians, it's pretty fucking hysterical. I want to give a quick backstory for the people because there's people like, who fucks coach Red Pill? Because I would expect, no, I know, no, they need to know. This guy sucks and I want people to know how much he sucks. So you got a little bit of that. Coach Red Pill was like, he was a men's right guy and try to coach young kids about, you know, bang girls younger than 25 years old.

They're like dogs. so he used to treat them like them. Like he has videos like that. He then started to lose relevance. He was working with the Sargon of Akad for a minute. And then he claimed that Sargonne of Akad docks him, even though his fucking name and address was in the description of every fucking video. And so this is this type of guy.

Wait, didn't Ian Miles Chong do that too? Was it Ian? I thought it was Sargon. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, you're right. So what I was thinking was that picture that Bunting took him? of that guy at VidCon. Oh, that was, uh, fuck, what was his name?

But that was who the fuck was that? Uh, oh, no bullshit. No bullshit. Yeah, sorry, sorry. I mixed them up. What the fuck is that guy up to? You think he's still around? No way.

Yeah, there's, yeah, probably not, but yeah, that guy's, oh, man, we can talk about him some other day. But, um, Coach Redpill, he was trying to gain relevance and why I remembered him so much because he started to pal around with the Ethan Ralphkin and got into all of that blood sports shit. and Ethan Ralph is the fucking goat. I got to tell you, as far as, like, people make all these documentaries and shit on Christian. I guarantee you, I bet any money on this.

People make a legitimate document, like the higher people, the Turkey Tom's or the right opinion, those type of people that make all these documentaries about locales, his will be like the most viewed. I guarantee fucking T you because he's still going. Shit still happening. This guy's legendary. But anyway, he was hanging out. Coach Redpill, finally, he went to Ukraine to, you know, escape shit because he probably was illegal shit was going on with, he screwed over his partner with monetary shit. He was doing pyramid stuff. And then he gets killed in Ukraine because he was doing pro-Russia shit, pro-Russia shit from Ukraine, got arrested, apparently died in prison. Awesome. And I say, this is Coach Redpill that we're talking about? Yes.

So, hold on, I do want to share. I want to share. Apparently he did. Kingston, if you could, I sent the picture in the chat. If you could look at, this is, this is who Coach Red Pill is. It's a picture of him. He's going to make me sad. No, it's, no, it's not him with his head exploded. But I love, I love this picture because he looks like a fucking who or something. He looks like a who for sure.

He looks like a doctor's character that just didn't, didn't, it didn't end right. And it literally didn't. It did not. He died in prison. People might be like, oh, man, you sound so insincital. My bro. I firmly believe that I just,

there's not enough justice in the world. And when you hear that like bad people, when bad things happen to bad people, it genuinely brings me a little bit of solace. Right? Because yeah, there's the, at the very least,

there's something, because I do feel like terrible shit happens to people who just don't deserve it all the time. Right. And like, so even if like death is a bit much, uh, at the very least,

it's like, man, These are pretty unsavory fucking people. You know, I could not... I don't know. It's whatever. Yeah. This is all ridiculous.

And I do think it's... I can't say that it's not funny a little bit to me that... We started this episode off talking about empathy. And the whole episode is just... The whole episode has just been us... The whole episode has just been us talking about how it's a little bit funny that these people are... It's not a little bit. It's very funny.

I am, I'm actually very, like, if, if I learn that it's confirmed that Ian Miles Chong has been, like, you know, arrested and he's about to be lashed like 40 times or whatever they do, because they do a bunch of crazy shit over there in Southeast Asia. Yeah, I think they like, I think they tie. You know how marijuana they kill you. Isn't that crazy? They can't. They can't execute you for him. In Malaysia? In the Philippines, I know.

I think in Indonesia for sure. Let's not be ignorant. But there is, in Southeast days of somewhere they have some very fucking strict marijuana laws. I think it all Muslim controlled those states. Where is it? Where is it?

Singapore, no Singapore. I may not be killed, but it's an extreme offense over there. Like you're getting some serious shit over there. Their drug laws are very fucking strict in Southeast Asia in general. Yeah. Okay, so he's probably not going to be executed,

but he's probably going to go to jail for three years. or face a really fucking crazy fine. So whatever. I mean, we'll see. I just hope he finally stops like that. This dude, especially with Elon interacting with him, he got boosted so much and so much bullshit would just be, bro, like those people, did you, okay, so Joel Olstein,

who's the giant piece of shit, right? His church just got shot up the other day. Yeah. Yeah. His church got shot up. His church got shot up. There was a Mexican service about to start. And then this Mexican woman.

she was crazy you know schizophrenia shit like that took a couple rifles and her fucking little son with her and was going to shoot it up and then these two cops that were off duty that were doing security they killed her

um whoa and the thing is because she's a criminal she's done a lot of criminal activity so she's had aliases you know different alices to do criminal activity some of them were male and because of that right wing media was like oh she's trans look another trans

shooter. And then those same people, the Ian Miles and the fucking quartering made a video about this shit just saying trans even though the fucking cops came out and said, no, she's always identified as a woman. This is not a thing. Sorry guys. And it's like fuck these people, man.

Fuck these people. These people are really fucking stupid. I also hate the idea. It's like, oh look, another trans shooter. It's like, you wouldn't do this. How many white shooters have we had? And you didn't do this. It's so annoying. They never do it for those, for those unfortunate white students that

do these wild things, man. It's always, uh, I never saw this coming. One trans fucking shooter. He was, he was so quiet and so nice. And he, it's someone, we lost someone to the system.

And then if it's a fucking person of color, they were a proud of a bad environment. And I noticed that shit when I was a child, I noticed that about the news. I was like, that's weird. I hear all that's weird. Dude,

that's, You know what's weird to me How we can watch the same event Unfoil and people can have Two 100% different opinions I was a I was trying to watch a live stream About this whole Vash thing I just wanted to get more information

I was trying to watch it on one of these commentary guys I'll just say it was Tommy C I was trying to see let me see his take on it Maybe he has more information about this shit And he made a comment this was before I knew about the shooting But he said something like off the cuff like he was like man every time you just look there's just another trans shooter and I was like what the fuck is he talking about and that's when I learned like oh later that oh he must be referring to this thing because he gets his news from fucking the quartering and all these dumb assholes oh wait who Tommy C oh shot from the point yeah shot for the point so I was trying to watch that he's such a fucking moron yeah I was trying to just I really can't get over how stupid that guy is it really is monumental look I was just I was just annoyed that like he said that thing and

Because I just didn't know that that shooting happened yet. And I was like, what does he mean? Yeah, yeah. And this is like, in his mindset, this shit happens like every other day or all the time. What do you mean by that? There's been, what do you mean by that? There's been like one document of mass shooter in like, that would happen to be trans, that one chick that shot up that Christian school, whatever. There was that fat asshole that shot up a gay club in Colorado and trolled and said that he identifies as a woman or something.

You trolled. He was a fat fucking guy with a beer that got stomped out by his teletos and shit. And this piece of shit was trying to be like, oh, it's like, it's the same as that subscribed a Poudi pie thing when that fucking asshole did that. Like just trolling that piece of shit. And so all of a sudden there's this, oh, they're all, there's so many trans shooters. I'm like, where? How the fuck did you believe this?

It's crazy, dude. There's a certain point where you just, I don't know, man. You just, you lose the plot, I think. Yeah. And I don't know what happens to people. I think. Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward.

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I just feel like I see it so. Maybe it's, you know what? Maybe it is just like the financial incentive. You know what I mean? Maybe there is like a financial incentive to do this stuff and to make clickbait headlines. And then eventually you just sort of drink your own Kool-Aid. Yeah, I think at some point maybe you start believing your own hype

and start diluting yourself. Yeah. But it really, it really, it's just sort of. something that should be fucking studied with these these fucking invalids these they're so like it's the ones I get so mad at the people that because the people that it's like grifter's gonna grift okay I get that grifter's gonna grift the people that are consuming the content I'm like have you ever do you not ever question your any like anything like when you think about the

oh multiple oh there's so many tranche I'm like how is how does that how do you how does your brain they don't question it but they don't question it but they don't question at all. It's like the same people who responded to fucking John Stewart who were like if he's bashing Bernie or he's bashing Joe Biden I won't watch it. I'm not watching. It's like you are fucking stupid

and you should be fucking reprimanded for it. Yeah, I saw that thing you quote tweeted like with like both sides are the same. That's what he was trying to say. And it's like yeah, headline fucking Rolling Stones. He's like this both sides are equal

isn't modern critique. And it's like you are actually, and I really, you should be, you must be in a remedial first grade English class if you believe that's true. If you do not know how to put together a basic sentence, like,

if you don't know how to determine the difference between both sides are bad and both sides are equal, then you should have your, everything about you revoked. You don't, you should not. have a house. You should not have a fucking car. You should not have a family. You should be

put in a box and studied by people who can fix you. I don't know how I don't know how strongly I can really convey this. You must get off the internet

and please read. Please read. Please read. Yeah. I agree. I wish that to you die. Because you cannot you straight up, because you straight up cannot watch that John Stewart segment. You can't do it. You can't watch that John Stewart segment and come across with the idea that he thinks

that Joe Biden is worse than Trump. You can't do it. You can't do it. It's, it is literally impossible. Yeah, because that is not what was said. It remotely is not what was said is that was conveyed at all. It reminds me, it's so, I don't know, man, seeing, seeing him at it again, really, like, kind of lit a fire under me again.

It felt good. It felt good to see, because it reminded me of back when. I would be like, yeah, Hillary Clinton sucks. And everybody would be like, oh, you're sexist. And it's like, no, she just objectively, she is literally like, I'm not sexist at all. She is literally just the worst possible choice for this. Yes. And guess who was right, by the way?

Oh, guess who lost that election? Hmm. Interesting. Yeah. I wonder why she fucking lost. I mean, it sucks. It's, God damn it. Bernie would have fucking destroyed Trump.

God, you would have fucking destroyed him. He definitely would have. He would have fared better at least. No, he would have, I, I, so fucking strongly. I strongly believe he would have won too, but like, at the very least, if he didn't win, he would have performed significantly fucking better than, and, and he would have performed probably so well. Hillary did win the popular vote, but that's not how this country fucking works. We still do this electoral college bullshit and let the minority still fucking run shit. Just like gerrymandering and everything.

You have these people do weasily bullshit to control shit when they're in the fucking minority. It's like that is the fact that that is the thing When it's like the most people The concentrated people live in blue fucking states What clearly they would win by fucking how voting's supposed to work But they make sure it doesn't work that way In this day and fucking age because You know who has the most money

Who has the most fucking money These oil tycoon greasy lobbyist types These gun toting fucks the NRA and all that type of shit The most money to fucking distribute And of course the right will take the most money and to do the bidding they don't give a fuck about anything

you know like of course to be fair the left would probably do that but they don't get nearly as much blood money they don't get nearly as much because they're not going to run defense for all those fucking people it's annoying but uh yeah we can go I'm fucking I'm getting we gotta get to questions yeah yeah

I'll be funny now I'll be funny now I'll be funny now yeah let's come on come on over to patreon.com slash snark tank if you want to ask a question we got a bunch of you guys over here This is one that I've wanted to bring this up because I'm annoyed by this criticism that I've seen. Captain Sensible wrote in, he says hypothetical question related to Suicide Squad. Chris, how would you have felt if you got the fourth or fifth Halo game and suddenly Chief was a brainwashed villain, you have to permanently kill with no hopes of saving? This is because I was talking about the Suicide Squad killed the Justice League and how silly people were being about.

you know, what is it, Batman's death or whatever. Can I tell, listen, if they came out with Batman Arkham 4, right? Batman Arkham Planet.

Right? Archim Planet. Arkham Planet. And the game was, you are the suicide squad and you kill Batman. That sucks. Okay? But if you have a game

called the Suicide Squad Kill the Justice League. Kill Batman. If you come out with a game that is called The Covenant kills the Master Chief, I want the Master Chief to be fucking ravaged

in that game. Because that's the conceit. That's the whole point. If you're going to do it, do it. Go big or go home. This isn't like the this wasn't

the fourth Arkham game. It's another game in the Arkham Union. universe and I get it, but people acting like these are equivalent scenarios are just not... It's just not a one-to-one comparison at all. If, yeah, if a game was called, you know, the Covenant Kill the

Master's, I'd be like, that's weird, that's an interesting thing. I would immediately, I would almost immediately consider it, that's a side story. Right. Because that's what that reads like. And also, guys, the Justice League isn't dead. It's the fucking Justice League. They're going to bring

them back for like some bullshit season, or like, I think there's even some stuff in the game that hints that they're not even the real Justice League because... They're clear clones by the Brainiacs clones. Yeah, they're Brainiacs clones. I watched the whole entire story of the game. It's pretty obvious to Brainiacs clones.

Yeah, it's... The second the Green Lantern Ring doesn't work the way that the Green Lantern Ring works. It becomes pretty fucking apparent. And then everybody was writing like, oh, they don't even know the fucking characters. It's like, ooh, you... Ooh, that game's so bad for so many reasons. And it bothers me that the criticisms that people stick with the most are like the least valid ones or like the ones that are so subjective to the point

where some people could argue they're the best things about the game. Like, the only good thing about the game is literally the way the characters interact and how they hint at the fact that the Justice League isn't legitimate. So, I don't know. For me, if they did a Halo game called Master Chief gets killed, I'm like, that's interesting.

I love that title. I love that title. If it was literally, if it's literally, it's like a flash shorts name. It's like a flash sort. Yeah. And dude. killed.

And dude, people were talking like, well, you were angry at Halo 5 because Master Chief was only in three missions out of 15. And it's like, these are, this is Halo 5. This is a main line sequel to the main. And I, by the way, I didn't even hate that other character who was supposed to. It's actually a great example because the whole conceit of that game was that you you were hunting down the Master Chief because he was a traitor, and you were going to play both sides.

We're going to play the Chief and then the person who tries to kill him. And then the game didn't end up being that. It just ended up being like Master Chief is the hero and everybody loves him. And I remember being like, this sucks. I really did want to play as the team trying to kill the Master Chief. That sounds fucking sick. That sounds dope. So like, I don't know.

I saw that a couple times and like both on Sacred and on this. And I was just like, listen, I understand, I appreciate the criticism. It's a fair point, I guess. but like I don't think you're thinking deeply enough about this in the context that you're trying to We live in a world where people love characters too much. Is that, do you think that's what's happening? I love I love Spider-Man. I really love Spider-Man, but I realize I'm not on the spectrum, I think.

So what happened is that when Spider-Man stories change and adapt and become different things, I don't feel betrayed by it. I'm like, oh, okay, cool, this will be something different. It might be cool. It might be not. You know, or what happened is that I feel like a lot of people don't actually like the characters. They like renditions of the characters. They get very attached to Rainy Spider-Man or like spectacular Spider-Man without understanding.

These are characters that have been on for 60 plus fucking year. Like Batman, the Batman that we love is not the Batman's original character. The Superman I love is not that. The Spider-Man I love, like for me personally, right? Like, I'm never been a huge fan of Ramey's Spider-Man because I think that Peter's not a huge character in that thing. But what's happening is Ramey knows Peter Parker from those early runs of Spider-Man. He is a Stan Lee Spider-Man fan. So he loves that version of him. Success starts with your drive.

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I like the character in general, but I'm like, oh, I haven't pronounced particularly this favorite, but I'm not going to go. ballistic when they change him. Spider-Man has died so many times. I've never been like, they fucking those post-ass, motherfuck. They killed it. I don't think it's that deep, dude. That's, that one's gone. That's why I'm and I'll always be around.

I'm being honest, dude, I think you're giving them too much credit. I think, I don't think, I don't think, I think the, I think the criticism that these people are displaying are very shallow from what I've seen, and of course, this is anecdotal. But from people I know that really enjoy the Justice League and that like comics and stuff like that,

None of them are fucking freaking out. They're like, oh, this is interesting. None of them trip over those things. And I think this is very, what I feel like, and I could be wrong, but I feel like I'm almost seeing, yeah, I'm seeing almost a return of the upset gamer in a way that, like, I just saw a post today of there's a disclaimer before you play the Tomb Raider remastered games. And it's like, oh, some of these depictions are like fucked up. We don't condone them, but here you go. Now, I saw this on Disney too. I was watching Aladdin and before Aladdin started, it said the same fucking shit essentially.

And me and Joe just like, oh, that's stupid. And then we enjoyed the fuck out of Aladdin. So that's essentially, I saw people. It's also a way better alternative than, oh, you don't get to see this anymore. Nerfing shit or taking it out. Oh, we're going to censor the shit out of this because it's fucking not okay. It's just a little disclaimer. And I was like, oh, that's dumb.

And then I literally forgot about it. And then I saw this post blow up and people having all this discourse about that shit. And I'm like, this reminds me of that pronoun shit in Starfield, where I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? Why the fuck? Why would you post about this? Why are you posting about this?

Like, who gives a fuck? Is the game the same or not? Cool. I wouldn't even think about it. I probably would have even read it. It probably would have just went over my fucking head. And it's just, but I'm seeing people get mad about this shit. And I'm like, what's going on?

now? This is, we're kind of entering a space right now, it seems, where people want to be bad. The thing to me, that was like really, like, I just don't think people know how to separate concepts in their, in their heads well enough when they're making criticism. Like, because I saw a big, a big point for the Suicide Squad Kill the Justice League. It's like, well, Batman should have been the hero because Batman, why would Batman, how could Batman be susceptible to Brainiac's mind control when he withstood the Joker talk? and the scarecrow gas or whatever and it's like complete different things First of all This is a fucking interdimensional

fucking alien I'm sorry Bruce Wayne is not Just because he He withstood gas from a clown Okay It's These are different

Now I understand I do think there's a valid criticism there In the sense that it is Thematically kind of annoying Like it is annoying to have like No, it's not. No, hold on.

Listen to me. I do think it's thematically unsatisfying to have a Batman that his entire arc in the Arkham trilogy has basically been like withstanding mind control. And then you have some sequel game where he just gets mind controlled again. That is thematically kind of unsatisfying. But it's not that it's not because it doesn't make sense. Can I that makes perfect sense? Sure.

And in the Arkham, whichever, the one that's last in the plot line, he is literally going fucking crazy because of the Joker talks the whole time. Right, right. The whole game he's going bananas. Right, right.

But the whole point of those games is that like he, oh, he's, oh, he, you know, he overcomes it. He's fighting it. He's fighting it, but he's also a person. No, but here's what I,

here's what I'm saying. It is, it is, what I'm saying is it's, it's, I do think it's thematically kind of unsatisfying to have him just brainwash in the next game. I don't think it's because

it doesn't make sense. This is a fucking interdimensional alien. A billionaire doesn't stand a chance. A better idea. I hate what. what Batman has become. A better idea.

It's... A better idea would have been how about you're just... How about the suicide squad killed the Justice League and they're not mind-controlled and evil? How about they're just...

How about you just play the actual fucking villains? And the heroes are actually good guys and you're trying to kill them anyway because you're the fucking suicide squad. What happened to that? That's so much simpler... That would have been a way better concept, obviously.

It's a way better idea. I don't know. It's weird. There's the problem with this... The shit. All right? It's a shit of the stuff. right? Batman

as a character is so fucking stupid now. The fact that they built his character up to be so motherfucking ridiculous. In the last like ever since the Dark Night Rises era of Batman,

the character has gone through such a ridiculous transformation into the I win everything because I'm Batman situation that it's so obnox. Like what in God? What? He's just going to not be mind controlled?

Because of what? His willpower? My guy, you're a person. They've nerfed him. You are a schizof. You are literally a schizophrenic. You are a psychopath.

Your brain is already broken. Like, this doesn't make, like, dude, it's like, it's like, it's like to be so mad.

He's been nerfed since I was a kid, man. I was actually my biggest criticism of Batman was like, how the fuck does he always win? and I enjoyed Batman Beyond more because it made a hell of a lot more sense where Terry McGinnis trying to figure shit out Terry McGinnis would get his ass kicked in every episode

and I liked it because he was very human in that sense where Batman would always figure I liked Mask of the Fantasim because it was the closest other than fighting Clayface to where he's like he got the fuck he got fucked up in the Mask of the Fantasom he almost got fucking murdered by Clayface he almost died one time

in the animated series I thought that was pretty cool but he would almost always be perfect and as a kid I'm a little dumb kid and I recognize this I'm like I'm watching Power Rangers and they get fucked up every episode but they always win because obviously and I just kind of was like I don't like how Nerf this guy is like he's a

fucking human and he's too like too smart too calculated it was it was annoying and that's actually what I like a lot about that's actually what I liked a lot about the Batman that movie with Robert Pattinson is because he's just like kind of bumbling a little bit

I like it because it's the beginning of him doing it and he's fucked he doesn't know Spanish bro that broke my heart I was like Batman doesn't know fucking Spanish the second most spoken language in America he doesn't fucking know that he probably knows how to order he probably knows he knows how to

tell his maid to leave he knows how to fucking autistically fucking turn of turn of fucking Ruta tupeisto katana but he doesn't know Spanish like what the fuck is going on like what is it is that is extremely stupid

Yeah, like, like, and it's this stuff like that. Like, I've been a Batman fans for a long time, right? Like,

I've been pre-crisis, post-crisis. Sure. Batman. I'm a fan of both of them. I enjoy Batman. I enjoy Batman. I enjoy the most,

because he's the most, like, sort of grounded. But then he has his moments where he, like, he reenters the atmosphere from space and just his bat suit. And it's like,

that's, come on, dude, you know? But it's like, that's why I've always like, like, that's why I've always been like,

I like Spider-Man more. It's like, Spider-Man can- It's less ridiculous, for sure. Spider-Man is really strong, like has cool spider senses, but then, like, he fights someone like the lizard.

He gets hit like four times and his arm doesn't work because the lizard's tail broke its arm. Or just shit like that as well. Like, I like Spider-Man, like Marvel gives you the more humans with these abilities

trying to do better. And D.C., it's like, oh, I'm a God. And then the guy that's not a God is the most God-like somehow. And it's like, that doesn't make any, I can't do this a very long. Sure. It's, yeah.

Sure. It's super, you have to really suspend your disbelief. You have to do it in general for everything, right, in the comic book realm and superhero realm, but for Batman in particular. And I just, I was so satisfied with the Arkham series before that I just could not, I just don't, I didn't, I didn't care about

the outcome of this game in a way that it just, I'm like, it's unlike, it's kind of like the way I feel about. about, I don't know, almost like, I guess other people would say Star Wars or something where it's like, this ended a long time ago for me, man. Like they could, whatever new shit that comes out, like the Arkham Games like 2015, that was almost 10 years ago.

Like that universe is closed to me. Right. Like that's over. That's over and done with it. So if you're going to add shit to it, you can do that, but I'm immediately going to, that, that is extra shit. Yeah, that's bonus. That might as well be deleted scenes or like bonus features from a DVD.

Right. Because I'm not to. I feel like I'm not to understand this, right? Like, because they add something that may have changed where your character ends up, but does not ruin the things that happened before with it. Yes, it does. Success starts with your drive. An American Public University is here to fuel it.

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20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

Like, it does it. Like, your character is still your character. You know, you still have those things to look back on finally. Those games still exist. At this point, I didn't like it. That is why I didn't like the thing. Dude, Arkham Asylum, Arkham City, Arkham Knight, despite the dumb car. Great fucking games. I fucking love Arkansas.

I actually never played Origins. Origins is actually, Origins was my funnest as far as that combat goes. Because when you get those electric shock things, you just, you're OP. You're so fucking overpowered. It's hilarious. Those are so stupid.

They're so stupid. You are a god once you get those. things. I think you like you fight that. It's the funniest fight too. It's actually a really fun game. It's actually really fun. This is the funest fucking fight. But anyway, um, you get these shot gauntlets. That shit is so stupid. It's so funny. But anyway, you get the shot gauntlet. Like even the game is like, we can't really validate how Batman beat him. He can't, we beat him. But like, when you get that shit, you just combo off that shit and it's just so destructive and satisfying in a way. But anyway, um, and his thighs are so big for whatever reason. And

Arkham origins. His thighs are almost bigger than his torso. I'm not even sure why they did that. But it's a fun game. Arkham City's my favorite for sure. I just go like, guys, go back and play Arkham. Go, go, go, go play one of them. Go and have fun. They're still there, dude. Yeah. They're all still there and they're all really good. They're very good. They're just,

they're all, even asylum, which is like less open. It's just such a well-designed fucking level-based video game. I can't. I really can't. It's probably like one of the, one of the last of that era that like didn't jump into open world immediately. Right. That's just so fucking good. I remember playing it at Target for the first time as a demo and I was like,

what the fuck is this? Yeah, that one specifically is, it feels like the most like you're playing an episode of the cartoon to me. Because it's like this confined kind of space. City's great. And night is great too, honestly.

Like, I really love Knight. Yeah. Yeah, let's try and run through. Let's get like four more and, Yeah, well... For sure. All right. Pappapapapapap.

What the fuck is this? Man of action wrote in. He says, hello. No, he doesn't. I just said that. He says, new patron here. I've been watching you guys ever since I crawled out of the womb, impossible.

For my question, imagine you are the devil and you are tasked with creating a thematic punishment a thematic punishment for your two co-hosts after they've been sent to hell for their numerous sins.

What punishment would you give them? Personally, I would boil Chris with radiation while forcing him to listen to radioactive. That's pretty cool. That would suck. That's pretty cool. Make Sweeney murder people from his life, wait, oh, from his life while feeling all their pain. Ooh. That's bad. Because he has so much empathy.

He's creative. Sure. And Derek, be fucked by an army of gay men for his numerous gay parodies. I mean, I got off the easiest. Yeah. man. Holy fuck. Yeah, after a while, I think I'll get a little loosened up and I'll be like numb and shit.

I'll be all right. Yeah. I'll be all right. You get like, hentai mind break, but like I'm killing my family and friends. And you're feeling it. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not like, trying to think of, I feel like that's the, like what you described is

too good. Yeah, that one particularly is fantastic. The radio, I like the radiation with radioactive. That's pretty good. That's not bad. like what we'll top that though um what does chris can't stand pretty good you should you probably shouldn't they included that shit because now we can't be creative i would too yeah i would have chris do i would have chris stuck in an auditorium around a bunch of

people that really love anime and they would constantly keep talking to them about anime and chris the whole time i's used the bathroom and he's trying to talk to about something other than a talk about the bathroom but they all they do is he's going to back and talking about anime. And he can't harm them. I overstate just for a... You can't pee yourself. You can't pee yourself.

I overstate my hatred of anime. I haven't really sat down. It's a bunch of the cringiest ones too. And you're like trying to like, hey guys, I need to figure out where the bathroom is. And you think you can't get out of them. And you try to pee yourself and you can't pee yourself. And you're like, what's going on?

I can't pee myself. Someone tell me where the bathroom is. Oh, dude. That's kind of like that. That is kind of a hell. Like having to pee and then trying and then it doesn't? Yeah. Oh, man.

Forever. Forever. That sucks. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. We don't know what the bathroom is like, we don't know what the, they just talk talking to you about this dumbass show. You shouldn't, you shouldn't have contributed your thing because now I, like, I can't, I'm so fixated on on what, what you've said as like the best possible version of any of our answers that, like, I can't, I can't think of it. anything. I got one for

Swin. So it's Groundhogs Day essentially. He's going to repeat this forever where you wake up in the morning, you hop on LiveLeague. LiveLeaks still a thing. But the FBI busts in your room

and you look at your screen and it's just nothing but child porn. Like it's just child. And they have these new laws where it's like immediately executed if you're found with child porn. And so you literally are about, you know, you're throwing in prison. They, you know, they scrub you down and put your things on.

You get raped. And then literally at the end of the day. So silently. At the end of the day, they strap you with the electric chair. And then as soon as they, you know, you feel the slight little shock, then you wake up again. And then it just starts over. But here's the thing. You're aware of it.

You're fucking aware that it happens. So like, but you can't escape because you get. up and you try to run out the door and the fucking FBI is right there to arrest you and they find the child porn still you know maybe magazines in your pocket or whatever it just anyway they're gonna keep training myself I would just start trying to like some psychotic like saying you we train myself because like imagine you go through like a long ex-impa you like you like somehow kill the SWAT members you like get out the city and all this shit and you're just like oh my god every day you keep getting further and further outlawed I'm so outlawed I'm

so outlawed now. I ate three SWAT members. Now what do I do? You survive for years, you know, but then eventually you're going to get out of old age. I've been a person. I get everybody's any old age I die. You're a fucking old

man. I wake up. I'm back in that fucking bed. Just mother fucker, you. That would be so amazing. I remember half the shit I did that time to get out of here. At least you can mitigate it. At least you can mitigate it. You can like die of old age and then it starts over, you're like, fuck.

I got in at least 99 years. Like the techniques you used to get out of there, you lived so long you forgot them. Are you, you know, so now you got to fucking, you got to go through at least a few more months of just happening immediately until you get how to do it again. That's so funny. You forget, you forget, you forget that this was even going to happen. You're like, you live so long. You had a kid. You had grandkids you loved and shit.

They died. And you wake up. for the fucking FBI just out your door just you're like fuck all right

yeah let's let's move on yeah let us sit let me get it's like hello Kingston

we'll do two quick ones Griffin what is it Griffith Griffin on Nathaniel Nathaniel wrote in

says howdy boys you each get to remove one genre of person furry crypto bro grifter redit mod etc they don't die

anything. They just stopped being like that and no one else becomes like that. Who are you fixing? Grifter. Grifter, yeah. Yeah, it's got to be grifter. You would save, you would change so many things about the world. No, lobbyist. Every lobbyist gets shot in the mouth immediately. No. Lobbyists

suck, but they're not they don't do as much damage as grifters do, I think. I disagree. That and I did that. I read it on the second, though. I think why do you disagree? I suck as well. Why do you disagree?

because lobby what? Because you know how much damage the lobbyists have done to America? All those fucking gun-torten idiots that are like, yeah,

we'll just pay you some money and keep guns keep guns circling around the place. Right, but I would argue the reason people are able to do that in the first place is because,

is because of misinformation. Like, so the thing about it is like, I think ultimately lobbyists suck, right? But you can also lobby for good things. Of course.

You know, like you can lobby for positive things. things. I don't think you can really, but yeah, I guess you're right. Technically, you can absolutely, I mean, you absolutely like, have you ever negotiated for like a raise for yourself? It's like that's like a form of, this is, these are, that's not lobbying. That's a different. No, but listen, listen, listen, you're not listening. It's not inherently, like, lobbying by itself is not inherently, like, that lobbying isn't inherently evil, but I feel like it's only ever been used to do bad shit. I don't know. There's only so many lobbyists. There's so many grifters. I think, I think, like,

the idea, the problem with grifters is that, like, a grifter will convert somebody. into an undying sycophant of someone who will lobby Like these are people who like they spread It's so much worse to spread misinformation For financial gain Than it is to just You know

Advocate for something Like I don't know I guess you can You stop the problem You nip it in the butt If you get rid of the grifters To where they People won't be susceptible

To the lobbyist Or at least you know People in the government Would be susceptible still Because again a lot of money money-weighted them, but then the people would get them the fuck out of there. They would be like, get the fuck out of here, you bitch.

You know, you know, little bitch. And bitch, you fucking bitch. Bitch. And last one, Lexi wrote and says, Hey, baby boys, I just saw a rise against on tour for the first time. And honestly, I have to say, it's been my favorite concert experience of all time. Completely blew me away. And the, and the indifferent friend I dragged along has now been converted to a full believer.

My question is this. What show or event have you been dragged to that you were not interested in but ended up being a huge fan of? My first concert ever. Was that Paramour? I went to see Paramount for Riot and I was like, this is awesome. I wish I would have saw Paramorphal Riot. That would have been awesome. I never saw those bitches.

It's bitch ass niggas. I don't know. I don't think I've ever, I don't think I've ever went to a show that I wasn't a fan of. you know like I've never been dragged to a concert that I didn't already explicitly want to go to um I got hauled off to that concert it was a girl I liked I was like I got a similar me in twilight though as well too like a lot of the things I like is because girls liked it and I knew that since girls liked it I have to I have to find a way and in to talk to these

bitches. So I would like watch all this shit or go to these things and I'm like fuck I actually like this and now my girlfriend's like why do you like that stuff and I'm like don't worry about it. It's it's gonna take way too long me to explain to you. Paramore is good. I enjoy Twilight so much more

than you do as much as you do. Like that's like every month so we watch those movies together and laugh at them. Dude, Decode is so good. The code is I would say that that That movie's so stupid. I think it's the best song.

You got to shift through two hours of idiocy for fucking four minutes of a good song. That is true. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe I need to watch this movie. I hadn't seen them since they, uh, I don't know, since the, I think one of them was in a dollar theater. I saw one of them. I think the third one, yeah, I saw a third one in dollar theater.

My friend, my jackass friend threw a soda at the fucking screen. And then so it was just a spot splashed on the screen. That is crazy. I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe that he did that. I wonder if he remembers that shit. I got to, I got to hit him up.

Like, you remember when you fucking did this, you piece of shit? I've never done anything like that before. Wild. All right. That's a... I want to scream the N-word during a movie.

Like, while it's like, while it's how to just get up and script. Like, like a slave movie, too. Like, while everything's happening, and like right before the character says,

That's going to say it. I set up and scream it. Well, yeah, don't worry. There's always at least one slave movie a year. Yeah. I think we're up to like 17 year a slave or something. 45 year of slaves. Can you imagine if they just did one, like every sequel is like one more year?

Like one more year in a character's life? No, it's like 13 years of slave, 14 years of slave. And they come out once a year. It's like fucking, yeah, it's like saw essentially. That makes me so, dude, that movie was so. sad, dude. Saw was so sad. Ow.

I was just like, Jesus. Oh, God. How many saws are there? American blacks have it rough. Well, yeah, obviously. Have it real bad? How many saws have, how many saws have you seen? I've seen three.

I've seen three. I've seen Saw one. I saw Saw 2. I saw Saw 3. Oh, you know, I've definitely seen Saw 4, but I don't know if I saw saw saw 5 or saw six, but I've definitely seen one of those saw's movies. I don't think I've ever seen Saw. Oh, none of them.

I think I, I, well, not all in, not in its entirety. Like, I've seen clips of Saw one or two because Saw, those saw are really heavily saw. I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw, but I haven't seen. Let's move on. I've definitely seen clips of the credits. Yeah, but I don't remember seeing Saw, at least the way I remember. Remember saw.

You see saw, I saw C. Because remember there's all the saws in the spiral. I saw C. The saw prequel C. That should have been what the Chris Rock one was. C. No, that would have been C. That would have been Cete because this was a black character to make characters.

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. I don't really like that song, honestly. For real?

But, yeah, I think it's, I mean, I don't hate it, but it's not one that I, it's not one that I jump to, you know. That's actually one of my favorites on there. Oh, that one. Really? I like who he said. It's been a while since I've heard it to be fair. He just says the F slur for no fucking reason in the middle of the song. And it's like my favorite part.

It's like, it's a pause. And then he just says it. And I'm like, why did he say that? I think there's like a quota or something. It's fucking, I miss old M, bro. It's it. I miss that error of, like, Grant's, great. I'm listening to that shit when I get out of here.

I'm probably saying that now. I'm probably saying I miss that our Eminem. And then I'll hear it and I'm like, this is a bit much. But yeah. When he talks about, whatever. I lost all. I just lost all my.

I was going to do some improv thing. And I immediately lost it all interest because I'm so, it's so late and I'm so hungry. Gay Nard War goes gluck, gluck, gluck, gluck, gluck, guck, guck, walk, why? I don't know. I don't know. How do you make the names longer?

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Yeah, right. Like that seems like very much like you got to write. Like you got a file insurance in fucking in fucking, in fucking United States solid 5. The people you try to, what is it called when you knock people on, you take them into the air, they just get... Oh, you're Fulton. Yeah. Fulton? Fulton.

Are you faulting when they die in the middle of the things? You got to write out their tax forms and send an apology to their family members. God, that would play the shit out of that. Cornhole, me, Dutch. Big meaty stinks. Andy, the man whose handies are S. St.er and Dandy. The Chiefs gang banging Taylor Swift.

Okay, fine. Hell yeah. This doesn't look that much like Julia Louis Dreyfus. They just have pointy chins. I can imagine them tossing Taylor Swift in there, bro. Yeah, dude. You know, they know. They're like a pizza, bro.

You know what they do. Do I have a pointy chin? I feel like I don't have a pointy chin. You got a sharp chin, don't you? But I don't know if it's pointy. You got a bit of a pointy chin. Is it like pointy or is it sharp? It's not like a jagged.

It's not like a jagged chin. You're not like a Dorito or something. All right. Yeah, okay, good. As long as I'm not a Dorito. Heath only getting a little. warning for doing 120 and a 75. Oh

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I mean, I hope it's I hope it's the later season. Jesus fucking Christ. Drizy, Drizzy Drake's Drizzler. Did Sweeney get his curtains delivered by camel yet? He did.

He did. The camel's journal. We're recording this at night, so it doesn't really matter. But I do like that. This is like it against his curtains. They don't matter. Yeah. This is our new recording schedule.

It's our new recording schedule. We record a fucking nine o'clock at night. Homeless trans femme who has a town insider made her come on her period standing ovation. Whoa. That is. Whoa. Are you under the... Look, I don't know why the...

Why are you under the impression that that is difficult? Isn't that the easiest... Isn't that the easiest time? I guess so. Right? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know.

That's true. I forgot. I forgot about that. I wouldn't know. Totally forgot about that. You love... Chris. My bad.

I forgot that. I forgot that. I thought to put you in a situation. I know you. You got me. My apologies. Chris, try the drag, try the Draugan-Dragnerok mod for Skyrim Survival, I will not.

You're not extremely powerful drogers? That's crazy. I don't know. I'm not a modder really. Like, I don't know. Like, I'm mod for funny reasons. You know, like, I don't mod like for like, oh,

I want to add a mechanic that isn't in the game. Because I'm too aware of when something isn't intrinsically. in the game and it makes everything feel jank to me. It makes certain things like, ooh, that feels jank. That's not supposed to be here. It's not what it was designed for. I don't know.

I'm a bitch with that. I definitely modded my scaram last time I played to like, I like tripled the enemy like density of the like the open world. That is crazy. And that was fun. How many times did you get mugged by fucking wolves or skeevers? Bro. Literally I would shoot.

I would shoot the sun out with the fucking bow. And it'd be like three vampires. running up and down every time. It was insane. And I couldn't kill all of them. I just wasn't strong enough. So I'd kill one and I would leave down. And it'd be a mess when I'd get back.

Dude, I have to say, shooting the bow at the moon in Skyrim and having that whole thing happened is probably one of the coolest things that I can remember from video games. It's definitely something that never happened. Like, you can't do that in games moment. Yeah, I was like, not how that works. I was like, this is fucking so cool. I love that game. God.

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starting with the toes stopping at the hips. Jolly old dipshit. I'm sorry, Mama. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry, but tonight, I'm doing 9-11. I do like the ones that are just mostly the song, and then the end is just fun. And then it's just some bullshit. I like the laziness inherent to that.

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That's good. I love the idea of people calling their friends the first. fellowship. Like, this is me and the fellowship on the head out today. Yeah. Like,

what you're going out with? Oh, it's me and a fellowship. I do like when we had designations for what, do you remember when we all lived like pretty much adjacent to each other?

Yeah. And we had like designations. Like we had like this is, this is, this is, well, we had like, this is,

this is, this is, that was beta house or whatever. Like Joe's house was beta house. And we had Alpha house. But no one ever called it as Alpha House. We just called them Beta House. Sweeney's superpower is being confidently wronging back to Tank of Come.

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just look up Kensington Beach 215 on Instagram there are human anuses that theoretically can fit a toaster inside them. That's not conjecture, that's math. Whoa. Well? Wow.

That's pretty cool. I bet Kingston can fit a toaster up his ass. Yeah, I really can't. I promise you you can. I can tell you factually from practice, I can't. How much you want to bet? How much you want to bet?

How much you want it? If you, all right, let's make it interesting. If you can't if you can't shove a toaster up your ass, the penalty for that

is you have to shove a toaster up your ass. If you can and you prove that you can, you won't have to. Shut up. All right. Shut up.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show.

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They were made in a factory. A bomb factory. They're bombs. That is so crazy. They're bombs. They're bombs. That's a man telling you. That's not some fucking cartoon fish.

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what i mean i i feel like i missed out i feel like i missed out on a on a yeah we were just saying like prove your thesis of something um i forgot what it was about exactly something about being straight but like i forgot uh to be honest like whatever is this the way You guys recorded? No, you were a part of it for sure. It was just episodes back. Yeah, it is, guys, I can't even describe how much I forget what we talk about. Yeah.

Yeah, I sent, I sent the thumbnail of episode 206 in our chat. And his first, what was it? What was the first thing you said was like, you put, what the fuck is this? Oh, I forgot. Because I looked at it and it was Jim Carrey's Riddler with all the seamens on it. Perb all over him. But at first I didn't see like I looked at it through like, I looked at it through like, I don't know, I was tired and I kind of glanced at it. And I didn't see the tails on the sperbs or just something he was covered in eggs.

That's what I thought it was eggs at first too. I thought it was eggs in first two and I said, what the fuck is this? So you're, so you, you and many people must have had the same experience then. They just thought there's eggs on Jim Carrey's Riddler. I was like, what the fucking all the eggs about? That's so fucking hysterical. What's up with all these eggs? What's up with all these eggs?

Because I was looking at it, dude, I was racking my brain for a hot minute because I was like, did we make egg jokes about Jim Carrey? Barry's a riddler? And then I remembered like, oh, it's come. And then I looked closer at the eggs. And I was like, oh, they're sperm. Yeah. They're sperm.

There's sperm. It's sperm. These were, these, oh, these were made in the factory. A sperm factory. It's sperm. These are sperm. They're sperm. Oh, no.

I fed SpongeBob those sperm pies. and he's going to blow up and come at midnight. I don't know. It's fucking late. I got to start cleaning up my house. I got to give him one final day before he explodes and come. Spurrify? We got to go.

Finish, please. I have to clean my house. Thanks, Squidward. Thanks, Squammer. Thanks for the podcast. Cumb pies are great, it's good, right? You weren't supposed to eat those cum pies, you stupid bitch.

God damn it, SpongeBob, you fucking. SpongeBob, you dumb knit. And then the episode is. You absolute retard SpongeBob, now you're going to kill everybody in Bikini Bottom. You thought those pies. Warrant come We're gonna call you Com bob now

Well if it isn't Come Bob Come pants back from the cum store Come Bob Pump pants You eat cum you eat cum You eat cum Patrick

You're all house is made of cum You're all Pat Your house is made of cum Patrick I can't do SpongeBob I came all over

your clarinet Last night Squidward Huh As he's blowing A cum bomb With his clarinette He's bewildered

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that he came on his fucking claret that is too fucking far. This is my... This is my friend, cumbo buddy. Cumb... It's a large sperm. It's one large sperm. It's a cum bubble of cum.

Whoa. Come bob, me boy. At the fucking end. No, no, no, no. Dirty bubble has to be a bubble of cum. Oh, yeah, the dirty cum bubble. The dirty bubble is one big bubble. He's just a dirty cum bubble. and there's little sperm is

wring around on his face, like a little sperm like, you know, the constant moving like striations is just come. Spurme. Come, believe me, Bob. You're coming out. You're scaring away all the customers

by coming on the burger. That's not the secret ingredient. You fucking dumb net. I'm sorry, Mr. Crabs. And then he hangs himself. He fucking grunts and squeals

Then hangs himself That's fucking crazy He hung himself Cringe Cringe All right Let's get the fuck out of here God

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And eat my soul, I want to get tossed in a fucking hole and pass away. Pass away. Mordecai Jameson sounds like a nerd. Kingston Jameson sounds like he moves weight. You and your cousin should change names. I have come so far it is in the air. Come so far, it's way over there?

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I don't know why. I don't know why, but this one makes me really mad to say. Because I don't care about wrestling. I don't care about Logan Paul. And it's long. All of it is bad. What would you say if I throated your wood, just grab on this dick.

You don't even get late. I said, that sounds pretty gay. Booker T calling Hulk Hogan the N-word live on TV and immediately regretting it. I love this much. Lost my job at Coles because they called. me playing with the mannequin's boobs. Alaska and O'Ofield trash.

Texas State of Salad. Vince McMahon shitting on Jojo's head while Derek watches with a yoohoo. Sue Hulk. Tickle my ass here is Nikki Ziggy. 24-year-old come. A roughly human-shaped pile of red flags. Wicked 909.

Jackson DuPont, badly brave. Hugged Derek, duck hunt, the jih Tudsy master slowly but inevitably mounting you. Atheirian, Pagerian hunter. Melfis won the angriest crowd. Enjoying the view from the Dealey Plaza on the sixth floor. And as always, as always,

The king of vast bastards. The king of rat. The king of rat. The king of rap bastards. The king of haphazard. God bless. Bye guys. Remember, every time you go to bed, I'm closer to you than you think you are.

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