The Snark Tank - #208: twomad is toogone

Episode Date: February 20, 2024

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Welcome to Star Tank. Welcome to Star Tank podcast. It's us. It's Chris. It's Derek. It's Sweeney. Too Mad is dead. Fucking dead.

Too mad. He's dead. He's dead as doorknails, man. You know, it's crazy. You know, it's crazy? He died on a Zoom call. He was on a Zoom. He started, he started raiding another.

He was like, oh, you remember what I was popular for? Remember when it was funny? He did it again, and then he died. Oh, right? No, it's not. That's crazy. He died playing Overwatch, which is exorcet. Which is actually, I don't know why that's so funny. I don't know why that's so funny to me.

Just like, it shouldn't be funny, but just the thought of somebody just overwatched just in some lobby and then they're just like, I'm sure it's happened before, though. I'll be honest. I'm sure it's happened before. I think about that sometimes now where like if I see somebody going AFK, I'm like, you get more worried and normally, you're like. I'm like, I wonder what's going on. Is he done?

I wonder what's going on here. That was the first thing. My first thought this morning when, because we were supposed to record an hour ago, but Kingston was asleep. And my first thought when Kingston just didn't respond, I was like, he's too mad. He too mad it out. He got too mad, too bad, too bad. Yeah, corpse stuff. We even, we called Lily and Lily's like, I don't know what he's at.

I'm at our lady Guadalupe praying to my, uh, Mary, my, or whoever, whoever I pray to. Our lady Guadalupe. I hate the fact that male Mexicans have the middle name Lupe too. That shit bothers me, man. What's wrong with that, fool? Why? Lupe is such a fucking girl's name, but it's like, Oh, Jose Lupe, Jose Maria Lupe, and I'm like, what the fuck?

Ew, your name is Lou Geo. I feel barely even gendered, really. Like, that name feels so out of... Lupe is very Mexican. It's very, very Mexican. I know because I don't have a single relative named Lupe at all. Oh, no. Yeah, me neither.

Not a one. No. I need the shockers to resuscitate his heart again. Kingston, do you think Lily would resuscitate you? If I was nine, 100, yeah. Do you think she should? Uh, damn. That's good question.

So look, so too mad. So too mad, I don't want to, I don't want to come back. Like, when I'm going, I want to go, you know. I have that feeling too. I have that feeling too You know like You know like a god war Ragnarok like Thor fucks you up

And then you're just like And then he brings you back Oh no you don't I was like ah come on I was resting I finally had my eternal rest That's it bro It was over

You go out of one You know what a one That's it Yeah No man It's um Two Mad's got that eternal rest going on man Yeah he's he's gone

I saw the Dude it was such a whiplash of news Because at first I just saw two Mads dead And I was like, yo, what? And then Jamesky comes out with this fucking crazy thing about how he's like a pedophile and how he like, he was a rapist. Like this is the worst things ever. Who too mad? Yeah.

Yeah. Now, I actually, I never heard the pedophile allegations, but about eight months ago or so. There was a huge. Yeah, there was that bullshit. He was going insane online. And he, for whatever reason, he, for whatever reason, he was. recorded himself apologizing for sexually assaulting a woman. And he was saying like, yeah, I'm sorry that I overstep the boundaries of what made you

comfortable, this, this, and that. He 100% apologizing for essentially raping a girl. And it gets leaked. So I don't know if he sent the video to her and then she leaked it. I don't understand what happened, but that's too mad logic, right? That's his first problem. He apologized. Even if you do it, you don't apologize.

Right. So now they can assume you do it. Because once you apologize. then you did it, you know? Kingston approved. Yeah. I had to apologize for shit. Even if I get caught my hands in a cookie jar, I thought this for shit, because I ain't do it.

Actually, I learned a lot from that song. It wasn't me by Shaggy because that's essentially what you're supposed to do. It doesn't matter how guilty you are. I don't do it. Because even if you're like, thinking it like this, right? Once you apologize, once you're accused you're guilty on internet,

no matter what, even until you prove, if you prove your innocence and you're guilty, But if you apologize, you're proven without a reason of a doubt, you did something wrong. Yeah, you know. So you never apologize. You never, ever, ever apologize. You also don't do the stuff that you also don't do stuff that you also don't do stuff that you put a situation in first place. Too late.

That's number one. Too late. Yeah. It came second in your mind in your list of priorities, but it's number one to just. I listed it as number one. I listed at number one. No, I did list it there. Listen, listen, too mad

Was obviously As fucking schizophrenic I don't know if that's I don't know if that's like Natural for it I don't know if that was how he was always Or he just took so many drugs That he just fried his brain

It just got there Into that state But there You know it's crazy too Like I saw this I don't know There was all this drama with like Justiminks too

Where Justinix was like Ooh it seems a little weird That you would do this The like the day he passed away And then Oh yeah when Jameske came out James And so there's stuff

And then Jamesky was like I can I can now confirm that you interfered with the investigation or whatever and like you told him to kill himself and all this stuff. I don't know what's going on quite frankly. All I know is that too mad, I do know for certain that too mad was crazy. Yeah. I have like some DMs from him that like everybody. I just don't really, I don't really understand what they meant. That has been the consensus. That has been the consensus of just seeing everybody who had conversations with him. the one common denominator is that, oh, he's actually insane. You know, because you would think like, oh, maybe this was a, was a bit.

And then you have a conversation with him in DMs and he's doing the same fucking thing. And they're like, oh, okay. Like it started off. One of the first times he came to L.A., or I guess specifically he was coming to VidCon and stuff. And then people were in L.A. And I think a bunch of people were at Sky Williams House before all that weird shit got exposed. Like the, what is it? The smash stuff?

And he was like, I'm fucking bored. Like, what do we do? And then it was like, I don't know, barcade or something. And then it just turned into fucking just monkey shit. I don't know. I was like, I have no idea what he's doing. It's what I would imagine, like, say when, you know, when you see like chimpanzees fighting each other, it was like that.

That's what, that's essentially what was tweeted at me. That's, I was like, I don't know what this is. You know, imagine you're just chilling at a party. And then all of a sudden there's legit monkey. business going on. Like, unironically, real monkey business happening. And you're like, yo, what the fuck? What's happening?

Some guy got thrown. They're really monkeying around. This is a fucking, it's a muggy. It's some primate financials, man. Some wild shit is going down. To be fair, like my, the DMC sent me weren't too crazy. They just, they just, they, yeah, I, I, I, But like they just don't, I never responded.

So like I just don't have. I just don't have. So on May 8th, 2020, he, he says, uh, boss. You can't see it because it's reversed on the screen. But he says, boss. No reply. May 20th, 2020, he sends me a video of Master Chief's voice actor saying weird shit. Uh, September 6th, 2020, he writes,

why is it that you're perceived why is it that I perceived you as a political YouTuber now you're Mr. Halo and that's it I've never spoke I don't I have no response at all

why didn't you respond to him because I just he freaked me I don't know I was weird to me out he freaked you he freaked you I had so too mad I always had some inkling

of like I have a generally I would say a generally decent idea of like if I'm going to talk to somebody if I'm going to engage with somebody I have to feel pretty okay that they're not crazy and I was not confident I was simply not confident that too mad wasn't crazy enough for me to engage with them at all

so like I just kind of okay you know I think publicly I probably tweeted out a couple times but privately no I don't need to I don't need a correspondence with two men but there's those pictures of him with all those guns and there's like a lawsuit I guess

he threatened to kill you there was this whole thing yeah yeah go ahead I was just gonna say that you bring you bringing up the lawsuit because James Key was saying there's no lawsuit and then Justin Meeks was saying there's a lawsuit uh justamix showed something that definitely looked like some shit was being compiled to the police it was kind of like an exhibit A an exhibit B kind of thing with guns and shit and I'm like I'm at this point I have no idea with James

he's doing. It also, look, I agree to a certain extent of like all of this horrible shit that he's done. And if there isn't a lawsuit from his point of view, why in God's name would you keep this a secret? Not because this isn't like, say, because the whole idea, he's already trying to kill him. So there is no, oh, if I say something, he's going to try to kill me. He's already trying to kill you. Put it out there. So no other people aren't in danger. This was the thing that That kind of freaked me out a little bit. Because what if too mad? I'm just putting this out there.

There's a possibility if, like, if I didn't see that story that happened a few months back last year, if Too Mad was like, hey, come get a pint, I would have considered it because I didn't know any of the other shit. You know what I'm saying? And there's other people that I'm seeing that were saying rest in peace about Too Mad dying. They have no idea about any of this stuff. So they just thought like, oh, what a shame. Rest in peace, he was a great, such a big influence. And I'm like, yo, y'all don't know this dark shit.

And so it's a little weird to this guy just like, oh, good, he's dead. Now I can say all this fucked up stuff about him. Slander. So, so in defense of that, I do agree with you. However, there is a deal where it's like there's a reason why people don't come out with these things. And the reason is because you can be sued. Like you can't slander people publicly. Like you cannot be like, oh, hey, by the way, this guy's a rapist.

than a pedophile that is slander, they can sue you for defamation, and then you need evidence of that, which is like kind of like the most difficult thing to procure. Apparently he has a lot of evidence, though. In those, right, but it still doesn't. I think at this point, if he- That's not necessarily, I'll put it this way.

If I knew that somebody was a, was a pedophile, and I knew that I had no way to prove it, right? And then they died. Absolutely. Like five minutes later, I'd be like, this dude's a fucking pedophile. I'm so glad I could say this without, fucking worrying about a lawsuit of any kind.

There's no proof needed. I know this. Fuck this guy. So I agree if there was no proof. Because there's also the idea of like, look, I'll say this now. And then I know I'm right. And so everybody defending him now at some point is going to look like a fucking idiot. And I'll laugh with that all the way to the bank.

However, I've, the main issue that I'm finding with this is that there was like a, there was a, I think that exhibit A thing. that you were talking about. Of like, there's a pick, there's like black and white pictures on a piece of paper with like too mad hold of brandishing weapons.

Mm-hmm. Some of you might remember this guy. Jamie, do you guys remember Jamie Pine? Yes, I do. I do. I do. Jamie Pine,

I shot a couple of videos with him, actually, like, back in 2017. He helped me shoot the, he helped me, he actually shot the video of me walking in the, um, the fountain in the middle of the,

uh, oh my God, the, the, the, the, uh, the, the, uh,

the Americana in Glendale, uh, for the, Francesca Ramsey MTV eroded video. He shot that for me. He was like the guy in the beginning. He was taking my call. He shot, like one of those screenshots is him brandishing an assault rifle.

But that's from a Jamie Pine video of him trying to kill a spider with an airsoft gun. So like, so it's not a real weapon. Bad information possibly. And it's not, yeah. And it's, look, it doesn't take away from the fact that he's threatened people. I believe, well, maybe. I don't know. Like, that screenshot is absolutely in the video.

Like, that screenshot is absolutely from the video. But the idea that, like, it was him brandishing a weapon as a threat. That, I don't know if that's exactly. I'm sure. I wouldn't be surprised if that happened, but that is not evidence of that. You know what I mean? Right. And so I was saying, what do you think that was?

Do you think that was, like, accidentally, like, they thought that was credible? Or do you think this is just Photoshop? Like, someone just compiled a fake thing that make it look real? What do you think? I don't know. I don't. There's too much information. How I feel about it is this.

I feel like Too Mad was absolutely crazy. Yeah, without a doubt. It's probably, it's probably, I wouldn't be surprised if he threatened people or was like a danger or other people. I don't see why you would apologize for sexually assaulting somebody if you didn't sexually assault them. That's strange. So there's probably something to that. I think that's probably legitimate. However, I do think it's very sad that this dude just.

lost his mind and died at like 23. So like I have I'm, I contain multitudes on this story. Because on one hand, yeah, fucking, okay, a psycho's gone.

Uh, good, probably, but I don't know. Yeah. The information out there is kind of weird and all over the place. And I would rather. He's like,

he's just, he's a kid, dude. At the end of the day, still a young guy. Still young. Yeah. Religious.

relatively young, but 23 years old is not a kid. I would not call 23 year old a kid, though. That's a young dude, man. At 23 years old, I was fucking still, I, the who I am now, I was not, I was not that person yet, you know? I was right, but very much different, to be honest. I was not that person I am yet, personally. I was not.

I think I was just, I was changing into that person, but I was there. I'm still shitty with money, but I was a shittier. I think that's like the big difference. I don't know, man. I just, I don't. I don't feel like I was at 23, but at the same time I don't agree. I didn't mean he did, but I feel bad. How did.

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Delivery available on qualifying orders. I'll just say this. I'm always suspicious when people drastically change as in, like, there's like a drastic change where I feel like most people build their foundation of who they are in their teens. like who they who they're most likely going to become what they're adjacent to their interest and hobbies and likes and stuff like that and when somebody's like I don't even recognize them anymore I'm like what's going on with this person I feel a little bit like hesitant to feel that they're genuine because all of my friends

I'm just this is anecdotal of course and I'm probably even to your friends you probably anecdotally think of your friends and over the years like have they fucking drastically I mean as far as who they are as a person Like, because if they did, you probably wouldn't be friends with them anymore. I think that's, I think it's me. The most of each other are friends is definitely me. Like, what did you, like, so is your humor different? What's different about you?

What would you say? Not my humor. It's just the, what you call it, just what I, like, how I act is very different. I just got, like, and it's not like, not to say, like, my sense of humor. It's just the way that, like, I was, I'm very much so one of the, like, the grounded friends in my friend group now where, like, something happens. and I'm the one that's able to be spoken to about it now. As before,

I was the one that always needed help with something because I was always going fucking wrong with me. So I'm not the one where things don't very go wrong with me anymore. Like things are very stable in my life. So I don't think that's like a change in your personality, I wouldn't say. That is just like, I think that is a difference between just kind of what they call,

quote unquote, growing up, right? I think that's kind of, right, right. Before I was, I was, before I was the one putting out the fires or starting to fire's putting

him out. Now I'm kind of like, I don't know, man. You can talk to me about this and help you figure it out. Right. So, I mean, that's, I would say you can still. That's where I've changed the last. That's, I think that's totally fine. That's not even an example of, I guess, what I'm talking about.

It's really when, you know, people have like a metamorphosis. Like, you know, I'm not even going to try to throw shade. There's just some people on YouTube that have come out. It's like, it depends on what you experience, you know. Yeah. It's totally. A lot of times it's trauma induced. When people have these drastic fucking changes.

And there's some people, there's some people that we know personally that are like, oh, they were a very different person, say, five, six years ago and the type of stuff that they do. And now I'm just not trying to name any names right now because I want to stick to the two mad thing about, I wonder, because you hear about him possibly overdosing. They were still looking into it, but most likely that's what happened. I wonder what drugs it was, because not Jamesky or anybody. I didn't hear anybody say what he was into. They were just saying drugs. And I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? Drugs is such a

umbrella term for everything So I'm like what did he Was he doing something that possibly Fet into his You know possible psychosis or whatever The hell he had Because he definitely had The shit that he would do

Even for entertainment I mean you gotta be You gotta be a little off To want to go into a Zoom calls Raid them Be shirtless and pretend to be Chinese and shit I mean I'll be honest I was a little funny to me

because I'm immature as fuck but I would never ever do something like that I couldn't even Dude I remember that I remember that video of him kicking that window The car the windshield Remember that? It was like a video of him like kicking a windshield from the inside

Like while the car was moving and I'm like This guy's crazy That is nuts That is an insane thing to do DEMs have been leaked Of other women That corroborate how crazy and the nasty shit that he's been saying.

Kiwi was one of them. She was... Yeah, so she leaked her DMs. She's like, I'm going to contribute to Jamesky. She quote tweeted Jamesky. I didn't see that. Yeah, so Kiwi the Small, if anybody wants to see that. And so she was showing the DMs.

He was saying some really inappropriate stuff. How he's basically obsessed with all these girls and wants to do really fucked up stuff. and he was saying basically stuff like he wants to oxymor like consensually rape you like what is it like shit like that like what he was saying crazy shit like that and um yeah it's it's confirmed i would say that he's definitely i would say he's a he was a pervert so people are finding out a lot of stuff that most people just didn't know about i mean you know we talked about vash uh in the last episode and there's a lot of people i looked at

vash he had a response saying fine i'm going to to make a dedicated response to all this controversy. And I looked at the replies and there was a lot of people in the replies saying, what the fuck happened this time? And so they just don't even pay attention to all the shit that's going on. And so, Devash thing

was way bigger. It was a way bigger thing. It happened. He's still alive. All this shit was happening. The two-man thing, I think most people missed that shit. Most people didn't see him saying like, oh, once that video got exposed to him apologizing for sexually assaulting that girl, he took it back and said,

oh, I just apologize because I just wanted to get in her good graces. I didn't actually do it. And then he started saying all this crazy shit. Like, I should have took a video of how she acted after we were done, after we were done, you know? Like, after we, and I was like, oh, so you're just saying like, oh, bro, yeah, she liked it. So I couldn't have raped her. She liked it. Kind of that's essentially what he was saying.

And I remember quote tweeting that. I was like, bro, stop. I was just like, stop, dude. I can't take this anymore. Actually, I literally unfollowed him. I had to. I was just like, I can't follow someone. I know that's a fucking predator.

And I just, how do you, how do you reconcile that? Like, you just, you know, and then. Madness, too. Now he's gone. It's, I feel bad because there was a lot of people. He didn't inspire a lot of people. I saw that. I saw people coming out and saying shit.

Are you looking at the, are you looking at the DMs? Yeah, I'm reading them. You read them? Yeah, just him just, schizo posting. And then there's another girl. Yeah, it's literally just schizophrenic. If you go to Jamesky's Twitter, he retweets like pretty much everybody that was kind of, you want to read this one? You want to read this one?

Oh, I don't think I can't think I can read this without being put on a fucking list. There's something specifically, there's something specifically he says in the third, in the third screenshot of Kiwi's DMs that like, come on, give it to us, man. This is the big boy podcast. He said he's too mad says yes in it in it too madd can you moan can you moan like a little girl for me on mic which is uh not great yeah

not great yeah James he did say one thing that really stuck out to me where he said uh he was in a mental hospital too mad was in a mental hospital and he tried to uh what was it was it was it assault or he was trying to do something with a 13 old girl that was at the hospital, I guess. And I'm just like, that's next level shit.

You're already in the place where, you know, you're essentially, you need help. And he's like, nah, I'm going to terrorize this place. Like the place that I guess should be a safe space. And it's like, fuck, man. Now, to be fair, it's not, he hasn't released any evidence about that. But I'm more inclined to believe kind of some of the stuff that he's saying. saying because a lot of people, even that Justin Minks was saying stuff about having a gun held to her head and stuff like that by, um, and it's just wild shit, man. Honestly, dude, it comes to a situation like, like this, right? You have people, it's just Occam's razor at this point to suggest that, yeah, he's probably a crazy person and as, as, as, as more as as it is to say, it's

Geez, man. I mean, look, man, it's probably, it's probably for the betterment of everybody that nobody's got to deal with this anymore. Don't say that. Don't say that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But, like, it's Occam's, it's Occam's Razor, dude. Like, it's not like, it's not like one offense. You know what I mean?

It's not, it's not like Michael Richards at the laugh factory. But like every other account of Michael Richards is like, oh, what a sweet guy. And everybody loves him after and before that. It's like a dude. I mean, dude sexually harassed like a lot of. our friends, Kingston. You know, like, it's not... I understand that. I understand that, right?

I understand it, right? But it's still a shame that he got situation. He got as bad as he did. Of course. I wrestle with the... I used the word shame. I did before I saw Jamesky's post.

Because I did think, because I said, because I remember the one, the case that happened last year. And so I was like, he did have a lot of issues. And because even, even the, there was the video of him apologizing and stuff like that.

this is where I didn't I didn't believe him because it's not like he was being interviewed by a cop and he was coerced to give a fake confession like a false confession so I'm more inclined to believe the girl right even though it is entirely possible to

him to fake lie apologize to get back in the good graces it is possible like just being objectively fucking like it is possible but I don't believe him so anyways I was still leaving it open ended enough to be like this guy clearly has issues He had issues.

But I didn't see all that other shit that James is getting. I said like, that's a fucking understatement. Like if that shit's true, that's a fucking understatement just to say as issues. And now do I feel like it's a shame? Like when I really truly believe it, like if with all the stuff that he's done and the DMs that have been unearthed and all the shit that people were saying, it's like, is it a shame? Is it though? Like was he going to be able to get help? I know people are trying.

It's a shame. I think it's a shame that that kid who got popular in 20. 2019 for doing dumb shit ended up the way he did. I agree. Okay. Talented waste. That is where I think the shame is. I agree with that. I agree.

I think the path he went down as a shame. Obviously he fucking, 100%. He's a good friend of ours. I fucking, it's a great girl and the fact that he's not a demon, I really hate the fact that it happened, you know,

it's one of my homies. But like, you know, it's terrible, but like the dude, he needed, he needed something other than what he got. And he ended up losing his life.

And it's, it's a, fortunate that that happened. Yeah, I think the sad to you about it. He was on Overwatch, really. He was on Overwatch, too. That's so fucking embarrassing. If I died on Overwatch, I would never forgive myself.

I'd be so upset. You don't got time to, bro. There's only two things I don't want to die. Like, I don't want to die taking a shit. I just really don't. Because I just don't want anybody to find me like that. And then, are they going to wipe my ass? What are they going to do?

Like, I just don't want, I don't want that to happen. And then... You know what's worse? What? You die taking the shit so much that's fucking your dead body, bro. And you have this. watching happening you're like come on you're drifting up you're drifting away you're drifting up and they

immediately got you they immediately started you just got out of your body and they already started assaulting you bro no can i so let me let me say this this is this is completely this is not to do anything that we've been talking about wiping the floor with you this is this is a complete aside but i so i have a remote for my sound system in the in the living room. Yeah. And I lost it. And I have looked fucking everywhere for this remote.

I don't have a huge apartment. My apartment's fairly reasonably sized. I cannot find this fucking thing. I've looked everywhere that it could possibly be to the point where like, I think if I died and went to like, I don't know, like a limbo or like some kind of, some kind of plane of existence where I met with an angel. And they said, you can have the answer to any one. one question in the universe.

I really sincerely think that question at this point a week and a half out from losing this fucking remote would be where the fuck is this remote. It is truly it is truly vexing me that I just I cannot fathom where the

fuck this thing is. That is insane. It is the only point of curiosity in my life. I don't care about like you know did I ever did I ever meet my soulmate or like oh well like what is, you know, who really did 9-11, who killed Kennedy? Any of this, any of these mysteries.

Where's Jimmy Hoffa? Like, I just want to know where the fuck this, this remote went. Facts. I actually, dude, dude, I can 100% back you up on that because in, I used to live in my friend's apartment in 2017. And I had, thrift store. I bought this panda shirt that had this little coming out of its mouth. There was a little tie-dye thing.

I don't know what the fuck it is. I love the shirt. It's gone. And I thought, oh, once dude moves out of his apartment because he's going to move out at some point, he'll find it. He never found it. I, like, I am so. And then I can't find that shirt.

I don't know, because I would buy it. I would buy it if I knew what it was. And when I type in panda tie-dye, it doesn't help. I'm so fucking upset about that. So I get it where it's like, where, how did a shirt disappear, let alone a fucking remote control? The thing to me,

the thing to me about like clothes. I'm sorry, it's too fucking funny. At the very least, at the very least clothes leave the house. You know what I mean? Like, I could, like I lose socks all the time. Like, I lose my socks.

Like, I know where the socks are. I don't know how. I don't know exactly how. I think I assume they get mixed. in with the wash or like there's maybe my assumption is in the washing machines when I go out to take them like I miss one under the lip or something and I just I don't check hard enough and I don't care enough because it's a sock whatever I lose it I lose it um clothes like I don't

know you change clothes outside at like other people's places sometimes or like if you oh I'm going to go swimming I'm going to go change like there's there's ways that I could lose a shirt the remote doesn't leave the remote stays within the confines of these four walls because it makes no sense for them to leave so it must be here I

it is driving me fucking insane because at this point like all that I haven't checked I act I opened up the fucking vents because it was the only place left oh my god you're going through it when was the last time when was the last time saw it. Like a week and a half two weeks ago probably. Okay. Um, has anybody come over around that time?

Has anybody come over and stole it? Yeah, but you think they stole my remote? Yes. I think there are some kleptos that steal shit like that two driving nuts. I think this will happen to my, in that apartment, I lost my, that panda thing and Final Fantasy 15. Now, I don't know anybody that had an Xbox one. So there's no reason. So I was like, somebody would have. Somebody would have. stole it just to steal it because Austin didn't have an Xbox one the homies that would come over didn't have Xbox I was the only one that had it everybody else had PS4s

and shit and it was just gone and then the panda shirt's gone so I'm a feel like some nigga fucking walked out of the apartment wearing the panty shirt and with the fucking Final Fantasy 15 in their hand because I don't understand that shit like that just doesn't fucking walk off

it makes me so mad I've never lost anything like this you know have any examples of this? You've never had you've never had like a thing where you're just like I can't possibly fathom where this is. I haven't lost things really badly in a while man in a while

dude I have one that's even worse I just remember this this one I think this proved to me that things can just pop out of existence because I was helping my mom move um

and no no it's not even that I was actually what I did I stayed the night at her house and I used her guest, what do you call it? Sheets or whatever the fuck. And as I was folding them up, my glasses fell onto the sheets.

Like as I was folding them up and I'm like, oh shit. We want to say some shit is going to break the universe. Bro. I was like, oh, oh, okay, whatever. And then I'll just let me just grab them. You know, they fell on the sheets. Easy.

Let me. They weren't just. pick them up. They weren't there. And I'm like, wait, no, that doesn't make any sense. Like, I saw the fall. And then I tore the whole room apart to like, look. I couldn't fucking believe this.

And I told my mom, like, please look for my glasses. She moved, you know, months later when Elise was up. And I'm like, hey, did you? She's like, no, I don't fucking know where they are. And I'm like, that isn't, that literally, I can't believe I forgot about this. to this day it is impossible and it doesn't

it's not a ball it doesn't bounce and dude they just fell on the fucking ground where the sheets were real close who's like look for the fucking glasses look for the glasses mom

it's fucking shaker damn glasses I can't believe those and I had those glasses engraved you know like on the in the inside oh they're actually

one of the good prayers yeah I had like I spent a good amount on those glasses that's why they disappeared I don't listen anymore, man. They were valuable beyond normal,

beyond the normal type of item that it is. And so because it was more valuable, it was stolen by some fucking universal klepto. I, I don't know, man. You know what really bothers me? I Google the model number

of my sound system to try and get a replacement remote. I cannot fucking find the same. Like there's, there's remotes that are kind of like it. There's remotes that are kind of like it. There are, and maybe they'll work. maybe, but like, I'm not confident.

So I don't, I don't, I don't even know what, I don't know what the fuck to do. It's so infuriating. Personal attack, bro. I don't know. It does. I love it. I love knowing you guys are going through bad shit, man. I'm sorry.

You just, he just love it. It makes me feel a little better about my son. I haven't lost, I haven't lost on, like, I don't, first of all, I don't have a chance to lose shit in my house anymore because Lily's a fucking neat freak beyond compare. So it's like. I can't misplace my shit anymore because I have to clean my room every night spotless. Wow. And I hate it.

I hate it so much. I hate this much order. Why don't you just- I'm a being of chaos. Yeah, why don't you just fucking like- She's too orderly. See, Jojo, Jojo's very meticulous about her cleaning, but she also understands when I'm going through some shit

because she'll notice that my station is starts getting, like worse and worse because you know i'm usually pretty good but they don't get to the point where i won't even put away my clothes like she'll even she'll do laundry or something and then she'll fold them and i'm like i need to put them away and then a week later i notice i'm like oh fuck they're still on the top of my dresser and it it just because it's the thing when i notice myself i'm getting overwhelmed i'm like oh yeah i'm doing too much at once i'm doing too many things and then i just start like there's probably like they're all empty plastic bottles and glass bottles but there's shit piling up and I'm like oh my god

no now what happens is when I would let my room get messy it'd be one of my biggest like my biggest calming it would be cleaning my room after it gets messy that'd be a huge thing for me but now I can't so now I'm just stressed all the time so now I'm just stressed beyond compare

I thought it was a bottle of just a jug of it like remember that video that picture you posted where they were just like dozens of jugs of pissed about that bedroom. People are like, Derek, you live like this? Why do people tell on themselves like that? I don't understand.

It was like we saw those Asman Gold fucking, uh, uh, did you see the, the Asman gold? Oh, yeah, yeah. Pictures. Dude, there was a roach on him. Dude. And he can't, not only was there a roach on him, he casually grabbed it. That was probably the most disturbing thing about it.

Because he was like, oh, like, he was like, oh, what's that? And then he saw the roach. And he casually just grabbed it. it. Asman Gold, I'm convinced Asmond Gold is like that fucking, um, the roach guy from men in black or whatever. He's just made of him or something because like, or like he's oggy boogie or something. Because like it's, it's, you, I'm like, I get it. Like there's a, there's an, there are only two reasons why you have a constitution to hold a roach. That is,

you're a survivor and you are tough. or you are a fucking disgusting wretch who lives among them. Those are the only two things and I can tell you just from, I love the way you describe and you're tough. So you can deal with that. Those are the only, those are the only two avenues. And look, just at a cursory glance, I can tell you, Asvin Gold is not a survivor.

He might be, bro. He's a from Canada or something like that? No, he is not. No, he's a survivor in the same way a roach is in the sense that he has no standards for his own, his own fucking living situation. Like I. So disgusting, dude. He must just pick roaches off him all the time. All the time.

Because that would never happen to me and I would never be able to get used to that. There is no way I'm just grabbing a roach. I would, if I ever saw a roach crawl on me, it would, it would ruin. Let me put it this way. I'm not afraid of spiders. I'm not afraid of spiders in a way, but there was the biggest spider I've seen in Nevada because they don't get that big over here.

They get big in Arizona, but for whatever reason, they just, I don't know, they're not acclimated to, like, be here. And it was so big. I don't know how it got here. And it altered the way that I opened. It was in the garage. And it alters the way that I open the garage door now.

Now, every time I open the garage door, I look behind me at the door to make sure there's not that fucking spider on the other side of it. Because I just don't want it to crawl in or anything. I'm just like, bro, I'm not letting you in the house. And it completely altered my behavior. The trauma is crazy. And so if I had a roach crawling on me, it would change everything.

Because now I'm like, I'm tearing my entire room apart. The entire room's gone. I'm throwing it all out. Everything's out. I'm renting a fucking scrubber thing from Home Depot. Oh, dude, it would, it's, it changed the game. And this niggas just like, oh, oh, fucking here you are, little guy. You scared me.

That was such a big one, too. The thing, the thing about it was like, it wasn't a small, it wasn't even like a small roach that like somehow managed to get in there through a crack or something. Like the apartment roaches. That is a, that is in a rope. That is a cockroach, dude. That is a roach with a, that roach is on the lease, man. It's fucking crazy. Disgusting.

That was a big ass bro. I would have the degree of pan- Because the thing is that I'm not afraid of bugs, right? I'm really not. They don't scare me. But big bugs make me like, they make me stop, you know? They make me like stop and I'm like,

that's evolution though. You know, like you're fucking frightened me a little bit. You're evolutionarily predisposed to be unsettled by them. My God. And to react. By the way, what? I'm sorry. I didn't know.

I didn't know there was other pictures. pictures. Oh yeah, no, his apartment. His setup is disgusting. No, oh my, I'm going to put this in chat. Oh, my, I did not know. Oh, this is called, this is from three months ago. I found a new angle of Asman's room. I can't. There's no way. There's no, I'm sorry. I'm so shocked. Let me see. I'm sorry, I'm a little shocked that there's like, show me, show me. This can't be real. I hope they're joking. We got to put it, we got to put this in the episode, by the way. Yeah, yeah. No, this ain't real. No fucking way. This is great. No way.

It's an SEP room. Shut the fuck up. That's an SEP's an asshole. There's no There's no way. There's no way. It's such a dick. God damn it. I was so convinced. Hey, that's someone's room though.

That's no one. No one lives in that room. No one willingly lives in that room. I mean the couch is the one that's I don't know, dude. I've, to be fair, I've seen some pretty crazy shit. Who's that Airsoft fatty? He lives pretty disgusting.

Yeah, I don't understand people who live... I don't understand people who live in filth that is really, like, that is really manageable. You know, just, it's all just like, hey, throw this away or scrub that. Yeah.

It's really, it's not difficult to live... It gets so bad eventually is they don't do it for so long, that it gets horrible. But think about what how you tell somebody to do that, though. We've never seen, we've never seen it get to the point where it gets horrible. That's the thing. Because we can't, we literally can't

even entertain that. You've never seen that happening. It's not even the thing. For me, it's like, I agree. Like, how does it get that bad? That's what my brain goes. How does it get to this point? But if I got a certain point, it gets so bad. They don't, they don't know what to, it's like, like, you have a brain. You know, like, an anime, they have like the brain break.

It's like that, where it's like, I, this is how it is. So here's my thought. My thought is, this is my thought. They either, um, the people that like that, they either grew up with parents, this is, this is a kind of a major assumption, but usually houses that get that on Kemp and that are that fucked up is, uh, druggie parents. They're usually like, and their houses, they're basically just living in like a fucked up trap house kind of a thing. And it just gets really bad. And that's just how they grew up. That happens a lot of the times. And then the other angle is the parents were fine, but the parents did everything for

the kid once they leave. They just let that shit turn into an abomination. I don't know what's Asman Gold, but one thing is why it's worse for him, dude has millions. He's a very rich guy where you can pay the best professionals. He could pay because, you know, most people can't afford a maid or whatever cleaners. Yeah. He can, at any given moment, he could have somebody clean his house every fucking day and he would still be fine financially. So it's even more bizarre in his situation because he chooses, he 100% chooses to live like this.

And it's like, Yo. Makes my brain hurt. It's pretty wild, dude. It's like, dude, what are you going to do? Like, what are you going to do? Like, what do? I hate to, like, I hate to,

I hate to say this, this is white as fuck. white as fuck to just live in to willingly live in filth despite like every possible availability of the resolution of that problem like it's just it's wild you sound awfully indigenous bro

I am sorry like it's crazy like I I understand that I come from a Hispanic family like we're like obsessed with this shit we're obsessed with cleaning and like I just grew up like cleaning all the fucking time every weekend we cleaned every Wednesday there was like some light cleaning going on I slipped and fell in my living room so many times because there was it was the floor was always mopped always mopped I think my back is fucked because of it honestly I wouldn't even be surprised if it's the I wouldn't

be surprised if it's the reason why I couldn't get to at least five six because I fell so many times because I fell so many times on the clean floor it's definitely not so like I don't And I don't know, man, like I just, I notice. And I understand it's, it's, it's small sample sizes. It's not everybody, but there are, I notice that when I'm, There's this sound an awfully indigenous, bro. I understand this sounds bad and I'm not trying to be rude or prejudiced or anything, but I just notice when I go to people's houses, even when I was a kid,

and they happened to be white and nothing else, that it was, it was just, so messy and so disorganized and so confusing. You're not wrong. I don't know what it is. You're not wrong, dude. I can think of two. I can think of my ex-girlfriend, this girl dated in 2012, her best friend. We'd go to her apartment and it was an absolute fucking shit hole as far as it.

Like outside look fine, you know, right? You walk in. And it was, it was, I don't think it was ever clean. once. I don't think since they moved in, I don't think it was ever cleaned. Because there was, it was just filth everywhere. Like, like, fucking, uh, you know. I also think of like fucking Jeremy,

the fucking cornering pissing at a hole in his basement. Yeah. Yeah. It reinforces everything. I peed in my basement. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what the fuck. I don't know what's going on. But I do want to investigate something later because I was really curious about when I typed

in Asman Gold that said girlfriend. Said he broke up with his girlfriend. Of course, he was dating some big booby fucking chick that he obviously wouldn't be with if he wasn't a successful streamer. But I want to know if they have said anything about him because I'm very curious about like, hey, how is it going to his house? Like, I really want to know about that. He probably has like two houses or some shit.

He probably has the house that's orderly for the bitches. He has the fake house and then that fucking shithole that he's comfortable. He can't sleep without being surrounded by, Cockro here. I'd have my house. I'd have my house. I was fucking rich. What?

I'd have my playhouse. Like the house I'd like enjoy being at that I'd have where I live with Lily. I'm like, oh, this is the house I love. I like being here. And this is the house that I have to come back to. That is fucking insane.

I mean, that is rich people's shit. That is rich people's shit where it's like, hey, let's just have a bunch of fucking houses because. The idea of having more than one house is wild to me in general. It's like, why do you need a beach house?

The fucking beach house for. Because they're fucking assholes. That's why. There's no other real. I stayed in a beach house a couple of times because my friend's family. They own one at Newport, right? Right. Two houses away from the sand.

And it's the most privileged. Why is shit ever. It was fucking phenomenal. Like, it's the most phenomenal. I think they're hyper mid. I think they're hyper mid experiences, peach houses. Man, I disagree. I disagree that, like, beach air is so much fucking better, too.

The air is crisp I agree with that. It's really good air. The fucking The the The communities over there too are so laid back because they're so wealthy. Dude, they know you, a lot of them don't even wear fucking shoes in the stores. Look at grocery shopping. The motherfuckers just fucking barefoot.

And I'm like, this is crazy. This is like beach communities are fucking nuts, dude. I do got to say it. Like, I do like, it's weird. I feel like the only one in our group that really does genuinely like. Like, I like the beach. a lot. I don't...

Like, I find it, like, really fucking calming. It's great. I'm just like, oh, the ocean. I think it's what's killing me by being in Vegas for two years. I don't even... Oh, yeah, Vegas doesn't have... I don't go fuck about swimming in the water, dude, it's gross. I just like being at the beach.

Like, maybe I'll get my feet wet the most. But, like, being at the beach, the calming waves, the fucking air, just the, the, the environment, the people, like, people are chill. People, some motherfucker... It is the air. It's the air. I'm just saying that that air man is just so so fucking like beach air Beach Air feels so good that it is it feels almost

criminal to be indulging in it yeah it's nice man I'm uh I fuck anyway yeah whatever fuck all that shit and Asman Gold clean your fucking room fuck paradise he needs to watch them you know what I bet this motherfucker watches Jordan Peterson too which is embarrassing like the only thing that Jordan Pete should even offers and he's just like, yeah, this guy has good ideas while his roach is crawling

all over him. He's like, this guy has some really good ideas. Yeah, guys really should clean their rooms. He's like, he's speaking, he's speaking, he's, he's caked in a, maybe that's what it is, he's caked in a layer of filth that makes him unafraid to touch the roach because he understands

he has adequate shielding. There's like a thin film of rhyme. Do you think his goatee? You think his goatee is actually just roaches? He just, he doesn't have any That'd be fucking nuts. He's like a woolly Every day.

I shave every day, guys. What the hell you said? This is Roach. This shit is really sad. I saw it on Instagram and I got really fucking sad. Don't make this into a look what I saw because then he's going to have to put a bunch of shit in the episode.

No, no, you can put it. Open it with this. It's insane. Open with, it's just a photo of, it's just a video of a pig being like taking care of and then eaten at the end. Then murder.

She pampered the poor, thing. I mean, that's good, right? Wouldn't you like to be pampered before you were fucking grizzly? I don't know how you could pamper something and love it and eat it. That's my thing. I don't know how you can do that. That's pretty...

That's pretty disgusting. I think the thing is that we're Americans, we have a very different relationship. We have a very different relationship with animals than a lot of people and the rest of the world. I think that's the thing. Because for me, an animal, my pet is my family member. Well, right. I mean, farmers do the same. I would say most people don't do that boozy shit to animals anyway because most animals don't fucking enjoy that.

One thing that annoys me the most about people, I would say particularly in the U.S. is how they try to treat animals like humans, where they try to do things to them to where even like the way that they try to hold animals a lot of times where they're not babies like human babies that need one of you can cradle them on their back and shit. And that's not typically how fucking animals want to even comfortably be. Like say, look at them sleep. They don't, 99% in time, they're not sleeping on their back. You know, sometimes they pass out that way. But motherfuckers will try to hold them and shit like a baby and cradle them and shit. I'm like, dude, that's not, they're not fucking human babies.

Stop. And then they put little booties on them and try to dye their fucking hair and shit. And I'm like, you're a fucking idiot. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're a fucking idiot. The animals don't have the fucking hair. consciousness to be like, oh, I'm getting a glow up.

That's not fucking what they're thinking. They're like, what the fuck are you doing? The fuck are you doing to me? It pisses me off so much, man. Yeah. I don't want to get into that. I love, what else happened? I love my dog.

I pampered her. I would give a little rubby thing on her nose. I'd brush her hair out. I mean, that's supposed to do that. You're supposed to. You trimming nails is a good idea if they're, it depends on the type of breed they are, though. you know

the dogs that have like fucking talons for digging you know you maybe want to shave them down a little bit I get my girl I like my dog the fucking everything I could I love that fucking dog

I like to file my dog's teeth down all the way to little nubs I like and I like struggle and I want some struggle to eat basic things what I do is I sharpen

all my dog's teeth so every time it bites anybody it severely wounds it's serrated the fuck out of my dogs I make, yeah, I made my, I made my, I made my dog's teeth flat and serrated. So that even just grazing against them will hurt you. I put venom in my dog. We got to talk about metal teeth to put venom in them.

Every time she bites somebody, he poisons them. And they die. Jesus Christ. Just some of wild shit to do the animals. Real quickly. Vic special. Oh, what's up? We got to talk about X-Men 97.

Oh, yeah. X-Man. You know, my dude, I cry. I cried a cheetaheers of happiness, man. Did you? That's embarrassing. I'm a little scared. I'm a little scared.

That show was amazing. Yeah, but I'm a little scared. It's not tearworthy though. That's not tearworthy. You didn't cry over it. That was like the second best cartoon like like of that time. It was like second best. In fact,

I would say ties are, I would say the best episodes from X-Men 94 are better than Batman. That'd go as far to say. But I would say Batman was overall better. I still feel like, I mean, crying at Batman also is insane. I love that.

That's my... But I guess you don't get it because you're you. You cried at Batman, but you cried at Batman. I love that shit. That was like my cartoon when I was younger, dude. I'm alive. My shit. You're not listening to mention that the person,

I don't think you did. So is very vocal, very vocal on Twitter. And I've got to ask some questions before and it's so dope interacting with him. To produce of the show. He's a big fan of comics. I love it. I love, but I also love Marvel Comics. I love the X-Men, but continue.

But did you... No, I don't think he did. What made you... What made you cry about the X-Men? I'm so happy it's coming back. I love that show. It was a great show. So do you think...

Look at, man. This is what's confusing to me. Because I'm... I said, I'm excited to see them like, oh, hey, nostalgia. Nostalgia, but then also, Wolverine sounds like ass. It looks a little weird.

You know, it's not too weird. bad. You know, it's not gonna, it's not gonna, no, here's the thing. Maybe they fix the pacing, actually. Maybe it'll actually be a little bit better because we talk about those pastings of Spider-Man and my, I think I personally think X-Mil was past even faster than Spider-Man, which is wild

to say, but I think I don't think it was. I think it's a little slow, a little slightly. I think we need to watch them side by side back to back. I feel like every time I just got into the plot, I'm already like, wait, what are we doing now? There was definitely bathroom breaks that I would

taken, I'd come back and I'd be confused as shit. I was like, what? Just what? Where's Gene? Yeah, yeah. They changed the art style and there's not the same voice actors. That's a hindering. Magneto sounds like an idiot.

Isn't it? I don't know who's the same. I think maybe they reprised some people, but Wolverine is the same actually. If he's the same, then he just has like throat cancer or something. I don't know what's going on with him. I mean, it's been, it's been, it's been 30 years, dude. Right. No, I didn't, which I don't. It's been 30 years.

Which, at that point, I usually feel better when you just get someone that sounded like how they used to sound. You know what I mean? Right. Yeah. But yeah, so, I don't know. Like, it looks cool. Like, hearing that theme song again did make me really happy. I was like, yes, this theme song is so fucking good.

I'm glad they didn't try to modernize it or do any dumb bullshit. Like, I'm like the, was it? The Halo team. series and season one had a had a theme song that wasn't the halo song and it's just like what the fucker are you doing what are you fucking stupid but yeah it's really dumb easiest layup in the world and they couldn't do it but so hearing that song again was great i i did i did fall to my knees in the middle of a traitor joe is when i saw um that they they got rid of they got rid of the ass.

They got rid of the ass. That famous, that famous ass is not there anymore. And I, unironically, I did, I was in the middle of Trader Joe's, I was getting my bread, and I fell to my knees.

Like it was 9-11. It hurts. They got rid of it. It really did. It really did hurt. She had the dumper, bro. Can I say unironically? I was going to get

rogue's ass where she's falling down and apocalypse is in the background. I was going to get that framed. I was going to get that legitimately framed because that is just an icon. I just love the idea of, where I put the googly eyes on apocalypse. He's just like, you know, damn. Because I'm like, come on, man. He's chaked up for no reason for no good reason. I mean, you say no good reason, but it's like, you know, the top, the people that drew that shit were just like,

that was the 90s era, man. That was the 90s era. That was the 90s error. Everything was bigger and thicker. They got away with the lot of shit, bro. Gene Gray, I'd say 20 times that the entire series was moaning, climax moaning, big old moaning. She would be passing out and then she would be busting, dude. It was crazy. That shit would be like, it would make my shit, Twitch. Huh?

God bless. Telepathy, man. Yeah. That was good stuff. It's God bless. You know, like, I was looking at it. Uh-huh. No, were you going to say?

No, no, it's fine. It's because, like, I was going to redheads. I used to like, as a kid. The first crush I ever had was on a redhead, but I was gonna say it was probably the reasons why it reinforced my redhead like shit I wanted to like nut on their hair or whatever. But good?

That's gross. But, uh, but like, damn immediately. It was gross. But, uh, for me, it was just like, I loved Apocalypse, just fucking talks. This fucking diminutive ass fucking, like,

talk people was like, do you know who you are and what I am? They are not similar at all. I've lived for millennials. You are bitch, nigga. And I'll be like, yeah, Apocalypse is my favorite. There's a, there are some shots. Look, I think some of the animation looks cool and some of it looks a little bit weird.

It's definitely a different, and it's definitely a different animation style. I wouldn't go so far as to say it's bad, but there's like the first shot of Magneto looks like Archer. Yeah, yeah, and I don't mean, and I don't mean, and I don't mean, and I don't mean, like, yeah, when he first turns around, like, it looks like Archer. And I don't mean, like, he looks like the character Archer. I mean, it looks like the show, Archer. Like that style. And it's like, whoa, this is fucking bizarre. And then it, and then it doesn't.

And then some parts of it look a little bit like, like, oh my God, that hand-drawn dragonball movie that came out many, many years ago, the Broly one. Like, some of it has that style to it. Yeah, but like what I mean is like, there's like, I'm not, look, I think it's going to be cool. I think it's going to be dope. There's a lot of people complaining about how it's woke now.

Look, I am going to be sad. How it's woke now. just as a concept. They're complaining how X-Men is woke now. Yeah, yeah. Oh, God. I honestly missed this and Chris informed me. He informed me and I was like, I kind of forget.

I forget how shitty the internet is. I sometimes forget because I saw the trailer and I was like, cool. And then Chris was like, hey, did you hear about the complaining about it being woke? And I was like, it's going to be. It's literally everything now. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, for our fans, for our fans, anyone in our fan camp that believes that, right? You're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, I don't think there's many. I don't think there's many.

Yeah, there's probably like, this can't be real. This can't be real. This can't, I think, I think because, I think because the X-Men movies were so like, uh, no, no, dude, it's, other than two. It's not about, it's not about the X-Men movies. I think it's literally just people grifting, like literally, like, they don't believe this shit, they don't know enough about it, they're just commenting as if they know stuff. And they don't, the X-Men are, the X-Men as a concept are woke to begin with in the first like that's like they're almost their entire characters. That's the point of them. But even, but I don't

know, man, like, look, am I sad that they got rid of, of, uh, was it Jean Grey or Rogues? It was Roads. All of them probably, low-key. Gene Gray didn't have a, her ass wasn't big enough. Specifically, specifically, specifically rogue in that position. Like, am I sad to see the side-by-side screenshots of that that ass being on? Of course. Like I said, fell to my knees, right? But I will say, like, I don't know, as I get older and I think people need to kind of get comfortable with this. And this is how I've chosen to process a lot of this change that's happening is as things become, as things that were okay when I was a kid become not okay as I get older.

I just kind of I have this appreciation of the fact that, wow, we, man, we got, we got, we, I got away with it. like in some way like I feel like a yeah dude I got away with like my my cartoons had thick thick big big juicy asses in them

and I would never trade that in the world for anything and if you can't grow up with that that sucks for you but that's not my problem at all quite frankly fuck you get fucked I don't care about you at all I got it look I could care less if you get to objectively our cartoons are better

they were sexier. They were just a better experience for us. I will say there is, you know, playing devil's advocate, there's a little bit of a thing where I feel bad that it's kind of like pulling the ladder up behind you. Where it's like, all right, okay, we're not going to do this anymore. And even though obviously I get why, but at the same time I also feel bad, we're like, well, fuck, we want fucking awesome cartoons. We don't want, we don't want flat rogue. What the fuck? And I'm like, well, yeah.

D. It's very, look, it is. It should have been young. It is very dumb. It is very dumb the idea. I do, I will say, like, I don't like the idea that women can't be sexy and strong. Like, I feel like that's a weird thing that's happened where, like, it's just not possible. It's like, you can't have, like, that's a big controversy about that around that game on PlayStation coming out this year, Stellar Blade or whatever, how it's just, like shamelessly, like really sexy.

Oh, because it's like the platinum? Is that a platinum? Who is it? Who does it? No, but it's very platinum. It looks like it. It looks like it. It's a Korean studio that's never made a game before like that.

And it's just, and they were interviewing the creator. It's like, why did you do that? And it's just like, we like hot people in fiction and we just wanted to make an attractive character. Thank you. And it's like, dope. I think that's totally fine. I think that's great. It has been fine.

I think it should be allowed without. Yeah. You know what annoys me? I don't think that should be a problem. I guess I should say. what annoys me so much about this especially when whenever I would when the discourse came that like oh

men don't like you know they're oh the misogyny blah blah blah this this and that video games the media and all this shit and I'm like yeah there's a subset of freaks that exist in Thorchan or where the fuck I don't know them but just all the people I know we appreciated the big busty hot strong women in sci-fi and fantasy they were badass some of them

were the main fucking characters I was like hey Aon flux is fucking dope I was playing a fucking game Blood Rain I'm like this bitch is awesome you know what I mean like I'm just like It didn't it wasn't like an annoyance or Oh she's this or or there's that

It was just like we just appreciated it It was cool and The problem is that we're healthy minded men Yeah, that's the thing Our brains aren't rotted by all the bullshit that They're overcorrecting for such a small sub-group of people. It's not most people that were

being all misogynistic and being all fucking gross and disgusting and treating women like shit when they're in lobbies and stuff. Now, well, to be fair, everybody was treating everybody like shit in lobbies, but... Look, I gotta be real. I got to be real. I never did it. A lot of my friends that did it. A girl entered the lobby in the shit they would say to the girls. And I know

it's not even really them being... It's people being shitty. Not because they are really like they think that way. It's being shitty in general. As soon as... Look, it, man. The moment is for your black, bro. I only did it. That's the thing.

Like, you and I were lucky that we didn't have these southern, sick, thick southern black accents. Because if you said one word and they detected it, immediately the hard art dropped. Immediately. But the same thing, if you were a kid, as soon as you heard that pre-bubescent tone, show up, your little fucking boop, you fucking little bitch-ass shit. Like, it just immediately. And then so you heard a girl, oh, you fucking dumb-ass bitch. Like, it was just immediate.

Especially Asians. For whatever reason, everyone could get it. Because you didn't know what, you didn't know what kind of Asian they were. But immediately it was just, they're all Chinese. You would go,

you would go broad. You'd go real broad until you'd cast a wide net. These people are so fucking outrageous. But I don't know, man. Like, it seems like, it seems like Sony and some other people are trying to overcorrect in a way.

In what way? Like with the characters they make? Like all of the females? Right. Isn't that, isn't that like, aren't they overcorrecting in a way? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I live in between, right? I live in between right. Well, there were, I agree that in like there was not many. I can't think of many that reached mass consciousness, but they were female heroes, right? There were. I can, I can only think. The only one I could really, really think of was the main character from alien. That's the one I, like, for like, before my time, maybe when I was little up, like, oh, that's a female badass hero. And then like, maybe. Maybe Sammis Aaron. That's it.

And people would even know if she was a girl or not. A lot of people. Well, but I couldn't think of many female, like, heroes. I couldn't. Many females in a bigger zeitgeist of the world that people would know about. I know about Storm.

I know about Gene Gray. I know about Rogue. I know about Captain Marvel and all of them and stuff like that. But there weren't a lot that a lot of people would just know. And I always was like, I guess that could be a thing. Dude, I think it overcorrected it a bit? yes

do I think that it was ill-intented No but I believe it definitely fucked up Perception of stuff because once whenever you try to do the whole move For including another group The whites always get offended They always are like you're trying to erase us And it's like no We're just trying to get some other people get their feet in

Yeah that's annoying as fuck Wait what are you talking about in general In general whenever you're talking about general Not the female sexualization But like say, you want to make like more black characters, right? The whites will show up and they'll be like, but what about us? We exist. It's like, yes.

And for the last 700 years of media of every form of media, you guys have been the heroes. Yeah, I haven't felt as far as inclusion goes. It's fine for it to be changed up a little bit. Yeah, no, I agree. And as far as inclusion goes, I don't feel like there's an overcorrection. Every once in a while, there's something that's a little like, you're like, okay, that's dumb. You hear some stupid shit. Like you're like, you're like, uh, you're like, uh,

What's her name? That was a bitch from Caddus Everding. She's like, there was never a female lead like me. I'm the first one ever. And it's like, are you forgetting the alien movies? Or even like when,

or like, or Terminator or like fucking any of these. Or Terminator. That's another one. Yeah, go. You remember Black Panther? They were like, oh, you know,

the first black superhero starring, blah, blah, and they just forgot about Blade and stuff like that. So it's, there's disingenuous shit that people just kind of don't know you. They're not in the space.

And I feel like that's what happens with a lot of the, the discourse when it comes to women being a hypersexualized Or making it an issue because I think Bayonetto was like the best example of like just the amount of women that enjoyed that game on average. Like say, because, you know, like say there's demographics of like, what do men and women lean towards more when they play video games? And Benetto is one of those games that had a larger base of women that were playing it because they really liked the character. They really were like, she's fucking badass.

Yeah, she's sexy. I'm sorry, but women on average like to be sexy. you know they don't have to be but they can see even admire it same thing with a regular average dude can appreciate some man looking like buffish shit doesn't mean he wants to be that you can just appreciate it and be like oh that guy looks badass or something yeah you know it's just yeah yeah uh huh i wish we could just fucking relax you know what i mean like i when people see like i don't know some normal looking character in like a lot in like the last of us or whatever people immediately flip out it's like they're making them too realistic. They're not making them hot enough. What the fuck? This is some bullshit, dumb woke shit. And then when they, a car, and then when a game comes out or a trailer comes out for a game where they're clearly just focusing on like, yeah, dude, we're making a really sexy character and we want to do that because it's fun and we like to see it and whatever. There's a contingent of people who are like, that's not realistic. That's not fucking okay. That's like objectifying. It's like,

if we could just fucking relax and just let artists make the art that they want to make and not fucking complain about every decision every single goddamn time we would have a much better amount and variety of art to choose from because we could make the sexy shit without a problem and we could make

realistic shit without a problem and it wouldn't be for any other reason than this serves the story or this serves the direction you know I really don't I don't get what the big deal is I think it's cool to have sexy characters I think it's cool to have characters that aren't I don't I don't get it and I know most women

who play video games that I know anyway. People who are in the industry, people have spoken to do prominent figures, feel fucking the exact same way. They don't care. It's not a problem. It's just a thing. It's just loud fucking retards.

It's loud retards. I mean, dude, I've never, I've actually never seen somebody specifically advocate for I wish there was more average looking people in a game, to be honest, or in a movie,

other than say, There's these loud retards, like you call them, that feel a certain way. They feel a certain way like that they can't just let art exist. They have to be like, why is this not catering to exactly what I want in a way that I've always felt like, and this is how I've always felt like growing up. And I feel like most people did too before more people were trying to be Karen-esque and yell to get their way. It was, this isn't for me. And then you fucking moved on. That was the thing where I'm like, I don't really think this is for me.

people don't go through that. Like, oh, this is, it's fine if this is not built for me. Like, I'm, like, I'm watching, like, what I'm say? I watch, like, I used to watch anime a lot when I was younger, right? And I got older, and anime started getting pretty stupid to me, right? And I was like, well, I guess I'm going to stop watching as much anime as I used to. And that's it. That's it.

I'm alive. I'm not dying. Yeah. I'm like, everything needs to be you, Hukkah Show, and Hunter Hunter again are all such stupid. I'm just like, oh, whatever, it's gone. I feel like it's the difference between, you know, the people. people that announced to you when they're unfollowing you or something. I feel like that's the difference.

Oh, yeah. Because it's those people. It's those ones that do that. Because I've never, I've unfollowed a lot of people. Like I just mentioned I unfollowed too mad last year. I had no thought in my mind to be like, you know what, too mad? I've had enough of you. And it's just, I'm like, nah, unfollow.

Just buy, unfollow. And then you move on. And you don't even think about it again. I forgot that I unfollowed him. But then I'm like, oh, yeah. That makes sense. I haven't seen any activity of him in a long time. It's it's yeah

fucking people man She's gonna calm the fuck down so Woke X-Men and Why was it woke you showed me You showed me Oh yeah so Kingston Look at this this is So this is the I want you to really

And we'll probably put this in the episode too Yeah But I don't know if I got it in me guys I want you to look at this I want you to look at this This tweet right I want you to read it

Read out loud for the class and then really look for really look and you see this I just don't trust that there won't be more woke stuff thrown in I guess we'll see and what's the picture

what are you looking at? This is Melanie Mac's this is Melanie Mac who is just I'm just gonna say it an embarrassingly stupid person um either she's well I don't know she might she's

probably not stupid. I think she's a grifter for sure. Do they not understand what the... Do they not under... So I just don't understand what's even leftist or woke about this image. The mutant fashion show on the headline of the Daily Bugle newspaper and it just shows a bunch of mutants in weird clothes.

In weird clothes like... And that's what a fashion show is. I really... They also missed another whole part of that thing because it literally says on the upper left corner it says Spider-Man. Is he a mutant? They missed that whole fucking cool part. Suck my dick, bitch.

Also, the fact that the mutants have their own, because there are people. That's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like people having a fucking parade. They have their own art expression. No, but, but is it? That's not even woke. That's what I'm saying.

It's, it's literally just like, hey, mutant fashion show. Okay. And what's the picture? It's a bunch of mutants in weird clothes. Or like, you know, fashion show type. attire.

What is woke about that? What is even... Melanie Mac, if she isn't like the least entertaining liar in the world is a fucking invalid on a mental capacity. I really cannot express

how stupid every single opinion she has ever had has been. It really blows my fucking mind how somebody could be this dumb, which makes me assume that she isn't and it's, you know, it's like she's, to the audience.

I get it. Get your bag or whatever. Yeah, get your bag, I guess. To be this shamelessly stupid. That's how I felt. Intentionally ignorant is so embarrassing.

Like, how are you not embarrassed to be that dumb? Sorry, I'm going. No, man, preach. I love it. I love it because these people, I feel like the problem is the, the problem is not enough people that are more in our realm are shaming these assholes.

Like, you have. Oh, yeah. And it's like, you know, I sometimes I get surprised, but then I start thinking, why am I surprised? Because the Last of Us HBO show and the gay episode and the same people freak it out. And I'm like, you can't even, you can't say this is woke or this gone woke because that's the whole argument.

Everything's going woke, right? Like this is, this is the media from its inception since 2013. What are you even trying to do? And I think this is the exact same case. taking something that is just a thing that exists within the universe and then just saying it's woke and then some stupid pussies will give them money. These stupid pussies have way too much money

that should be giving it to us, you know, giving you an entertaining show and trying to make you laugh and said these people, they think they're fighting the good fight. They've convinced all these stupid assholes with too much money that they're actually doing a serviceable thing. And it's like, no, give me. your money. You'll actually

be invested into something that'll make you feel good and that make you feel bad. These people feel like the world's collapsing in on them and everything is fucking bad and we need a savior and shit. I'm like, fuck man, imagine living like that. Imagine fucking feeling like everything. That's

basically Joe Rogan now. He said to Bobby Lee that he sometimes stays awake at night like panicking about all the horrible shit that's happening in the world. And I'm like this pussy has hundreds of millions of dollars. Can you imagine?

I would be sleeping on gold bars, getting my penis sucked at all times with the best drugs. I don't even do drugs, but I would start because I would have probably really good vetted shit. I don't know. I would be in constant bliss.

And this guy's like, oh, the fucking trans people are coming. Oh, and I'm like, wow. Not even hundreds of millions of dollars can save you. The fuck. What is even the point? What's even the point? I'm having that really sad. I live in a super sadness where like,

no matter what people complain about things, no matter how serious or not serious they are. And it just, it breaks my heart, you know, it breaks my heart when people, people are going to look at that thing and let that be the validation of whether X-Men's good or not,

you know, they're gonna, they're gonna look at that. It's pretty, yeah. Oh, and it might be bad. Look, look, look,

and look, dude, it might be bad, but like, I don't know. Yeah, if it's bad is bad, you know,

if it's bad, it's bad. It's bad. It is. I'm still going to watch it because of the love I have for X-Men. I'll give it a shot. Yeah, but like, she said something to, before you continue,

we should go on to questions and do a lightning round or something. But there is, she said something else too where it's like, what is it, Miles Morales, is, Peter Parker is Spider-Man or something. Oh, she's doing that tropey bullshit.

Yeah. Yeah, but she doesn't even like Spider-Man. She's not a Spider-Man. So here's the thing. Look, I have a lot of issues with how Miles Morales is written. I think it's, I think a lot of it, there's some anime power creep that's like really annoying and lame. But I don't understand why this is applied specifically to Miles Morales when there's

like several flashes. There's a couple Batman. There's several Batman. There's many Robbins. They're all flattens. They're all flashes. They're all Batman. It's a nigger.

That's what I... It is. It is. It is. It is. It must be. Yes. Don't say you don't understand

when you know damn well why. No, but this is what I'm saying, though, like, because here's the thing. If it's not, there is no other reason other than it's a black character. Yes. There's literally no other reason why you would say that. Yes. Because there's so many, there's green lanterns. There's several green lanterns.

There's several green lanterns. Even I know this. There's Superman. There's Captain Americas. There's other Ironmen. There's other, there's so many. There's been other Wolverines. There's been other halts.

There's been other. It's because it's one, it's Spider-Man. People have a really unhealthy attack from to Spider-Man because of- No, but not her, though. No, it's not her. Not her, not her. She's scripting. I'm going, I'm going, but.

It's not even that, brother. It's purely- Because it's a black child. That is why. Dude, remember, go find, go find the discourse when Falcon became Captain America. Insanity. That's what I'm saying. Like, there is, it's a-insanity, dude.

It is, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's the dog whistles of all dog whistling in fucking comic books, which is so annoying. Why are fucking white supremacist's piece of shit even reading cockp books the first? I don't know. I don't know. Like, shouldn't you guys go be fucking breeding or something because you're scared they're going to get bred out or something? What makes me so upset is that the people, for the people, for the. Captain Falcon, the Falcon one, right? Captain America would spit on them.

He would spit on those people. He'd be like, you don't like someone because of the color of their skin? Are you stupid? And he would pick you up and throw you far. You ever see that meme? The thing to me... The thing to me is just like, dude, like, I...

I understand. Like, Carr Kent is Superman. And I get that. And Bruce Wayne is Batman. and Peter Parker is Spider-Man. These are these prime characters. And there's very, very little anything is going to do. Any other characters is really good.

Like there's Spider-Man 2099 and like, but let's be fucking real. Like, he's still a Spider-Man, but like when people think of Spider-Man, they're going to think of Peter Parker. And that's fine. But like that doesn't make them not spite. That doesn't make those, that doesn't make people in universe don't call Spider-Man 29-S spider-man 299. They don't think that's not how it was. People don't call Terry McGuinness.

Oh, it's Batman Beyond. Yeah. No. He's Batman Beyond. He's a Batman. Beyond. I really don't think these people understand. I really think, no, hold on.

I really think these people think that though. I really think these people think that the names. It's like, no, no, no, no. That's not Spider-Man. That's Spider-Man, that's Spider-Man 299. It's like, that's the name of the series or like, That's the comic. That's the title.

That's the title of what he's from. Can you imagine if we, it's like, oh my God, save me Spider-Man 2005. Like, what the fuck? That's not real. I don't know. It's Ramey Spider-Man. It's like, his name, his name. His name in universes.

Look, it's Sam Ramey Spider-Man. I just feel like people really, I don't know. I understand that she's a great. grifter. I understand that there's a lot of grifting people who just like don't care to engage with the the deeper arguments or like the actual like what is actually being talked about. But it's just, I just, I, I would feel so embarrassed to not understand such a basic first grade level argument and present that as if like that's my brand like, oh, it's my brand that I can't engage with this any deeper than a fucking remedial

kid in a fucking kindergarten class who speaks by blowing bubbles I really fucking can't fathom how that's a point of pride for you and I guess if it makes you your money it makes you your money but there's a lot of fucking idiots out there and it's a shame there's way too many of them and I wish I was a piece of shit because I would I would just buy a McLaren I don't even want one yeah I would just get one

We've talked about this before. Yes, we have. Yes, we have. It's like, yeah. Yes, we have. But it's just, man, it's frustrating. Anyway. Yeah.

We should probably, I don't know, we should probably move on to some of these, some of these questions over at patreon.com slash the snark tank. You are you people who, uh, do you give us our audience participation? We appreciate you. Boom, boom, boom, boom. I've got a fucking gun.

Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. I should have looked for these in advance. but I'm a fucking fool What? Nick, what were you doing? I was ranting.

I was ranting is what I was saying. Google murderous Mary Hanging wrote in. I will not be Googling that. With you guys constantly mentioning the Gears of War trilogy, the question must be asked. What are your thoughts on Gears 4 and 5? I think they're fine.

We've touched on it before. They're okay. Very unsatisfying shooting robots, I would say. Yeah, 4 was particularly egregious with that because it was mostly robots. And it's just like, this doesn't feel quite like, super unsatisfying. It doesn't feel good chainsawing through a machine in comparison to chainsawing through a mole man. You know, like it's just such a different style. But I think I do that.

Look, I think Gears 5 is actually really great. I do think there's a choice in there. that is kind of like at the end that feels kind of like I don't know why you did this really. It's stupid. It's stupid because you know it's canonical. You know it's canon. Yeah. There's a canon choice in Gears 5 that I felt was kind of like,

but ultimately like overall, like I thought even there's a controversial, it's kind of controversial to like the open world parts of that game, but I actually kind of do like a lot. And the early half is really good. The last half is pretty good. It's just that one choice that really kind of sours it a little bit for me. but gears five is great years four is fine

I wouldn't think yours four is bad it's just kind of like it's just kind of it's safe I think yeah it takes a while for me to really appreciate gears four towards I would say the second half of the game I feel more like yeah okay

all right I'm feeling I'm feeling good now like it's hitting the tropes that I want and yeah yeah I feel the same way like said like the people are shitting on the game but whatever look at the reviews it's not that bad yeah it's very good

it's also got like a there's a really great great uh fucking expansion for that game it's called uh hive busters that I highly recommend like if you if you have Gears 5 and you haven't played it I mean

very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very it's better than the main game I think yeah it's pretty sick this the return of Dom yeah it's Dom comes out and he's real skinny because he hasn't eaten since Gears 2 but in real time. So like since 2000, 2013?

When did years three come out? Three, three. Don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me. 2009. Don't tell me. No tell me. Kingston's guest, 2009. He said 2009.

Sorry, that's way off. They came on 2011. I know for a fact it came in 2011. No, because I think the prequel came out in 2011. I'm going to, I'm going to say 10. 2011. Fuck.

100%. When did the judgment come out? Was it 12? 13? Judgment came out right before. I thought judgment came out after the trilogy. No? I thought it came up before.

I can be wrong. No. It did. I thought was it before? 2013. 2013. I remember being in 11th grade and playing 3. Okay.

I remember the sawed off shotgun being unbelievable. I remember like I couldn't use it. And if it should be one time. with it and I would die. And I'm like, what the fuck is this? Pieces of meat. Oh, we didn't have you brought off. Ridiculous.

You pop. I was like, what the fuck is this weapon, bro? I wonder what have my arms. I've shot that game. I hated that game. They would fuse into your body because they would, they would, they would, they would, they would, they would, yeah, the recoil would be so fast and so intense that it would shoot your arms back faster than light.

And then they would murder. your arms into your, into your ribs or something. And you'd be fucked forever. That game was so bananas. Yeah. God, I want to play it on a PC. Yeah, I've been screaming about a Gears collection for so long. It'll never happen. Yeah.

My balls are the size of the ones outside Target, Rodin. Nice. I always wondered about those fucking things. Yeah, what's up with those things? Such a weird just architectural design choice. It's like, okay. There's a big stone balls Big stone balls

Line the entrance Line it with the balls They go on it Light it with the balls I'm so afraid He wrote in He says Hello Chris White Gunn

White Sweeney and Derek Whiteman Wow Just wondering If you've ever seen the adult swim show Xavier Renegate Angel Of course Seems like the show's humor Might be

Right up your alley It's definitely up my It's exactly my type of Foul shit. I actually have seen the show. Oh my god. I've never seen a video. I did.

I miss this one of the most stupid shows I've seen in my life, but it's funny it's fuck. I mean, it's an understatement. Derek, I feel like, I really, I really feel like you would love it because it is,

it's as if, it's as if someone made a show that was a YouTube poop of itself. Yes. I don't know how to describe it. But, I'll have to check it out. Hold on. Let me,

let me Google. I want you to, I want you to, I want you to, I want you to get a glimpse of this character design. So here it is. Here's how you spell it. Copy paste that into Google and I put it in the chat.

Copy paste that into Google and just just feast your eyes on this character. So he has a snake for a left hand. He has backwards legs. He has fucking horse legs. He has backwards legs. I don't know what his nose is. I think it's a big. beak or something

but it is there's like that scene of him like on trial it's like you are on trial I didn't mean to do it I didn't mean to kill the man it's like you are not on trial for man you're on trial for being on trial it's it's in it is so

fucking outrageous I thought I honestly didn't think this was a real show for a long time I thought I hallucinated this for the longest time I thought this was like a fever dream that I had when I was like up late at night and adults when came on. I was like, that's not real. I never remembered the name.

And then years later, and I mean recently, I mean sincerely, like recently, like I think in like 2021 or something, I found this. And I was like, oh,

it's real. For like, for 20 years. I thought this was, like this was fake. But it's a real show. And it's only very much. Emotions of thinking

you're fucking insane for no reason. for no good reason. Thoughts you were crazy. Yeah, because my assumption was that it's machinima. Ah, yeah, it seems kind of like a machine. You know what I mean? Like my assumption was like my assumption looking back on it was that it, oh, it was machinima, and then I would go on machinima, and then it's not there.

So I was like, oh, it's not machinima. So it must not be real. Because I watched adults swim a lot, man. I watched Aquatine Hunger Forest and fucking squid billies and all that shit. I don't remember this. Renegate, David, Reagan, Angel, first came out a long time ago. like a while ago at first aired

yeah i've never i don't know this is this is insane you would you would you would fucking die dude like there's there's some of these episodes that are so i'll i'll have to check it out my old roommate ben me and him would watch that shit in this cackle in the 11 groom this is the dumbest shit dude

i i it's so stupid i don't know man it might be too i'm gonna check it out i'm definitely gonna check it out because I can't, obviously I can't pay attention to what they're saying right now and listen to you guys. No, no, no. You can't watch it. So many times. You can watch this show.

It's, it's just, it feels like everybody's just having a good time making garbage. And that's what it feels like when you're watching it. But, all right, let's try and get a couple of these. Oh, here's a complaint from Magmity. Nice. Magmati. He's like, Sweeney, shut up about the whole while I read. comics so. So dot, dot, that,

seriously, just like people have opinions. Their graphic novels, not rule books. Fans like you take the fun away from the point of comics. Damn. Now, you can suck my dick. Fans like you making dumb takes take the fun away of comics. Me reading something for years and a pot-billy bitch like you showing up saying some stupid shit is so infuriating.

No, suck my dick. Suck my cock. Fucking idiot. I hate it. I hate it so much. Fine. You can say something stupid if it's stupid. That's fine.

Say something wrong is stupid, dumb, and gay. Get jumped. Well, let's extrapolate on it. So, like, what do you think this is, what do you think this is, what do you think this is, what do you think this is in response to? Do you think? I don't know. Like, what we talked about? I don't know.

I think every once in while there's something about, like, maybe we'll talk about justice. So that suicide squad killed Justice League just came out There was probably like You know, oh Sweeney You know he's an authority on this Because he knows these characters In detail

So he has a And maybe maybe the people are like Yeah Shut up Shut up I like the way this happened Yeah Go fucking

I don't know I don't feel as strongly as him clearly I don't think anything I said Yeah let's go full Let's move on Let's get some questions Let's get some more questions.

Thank you for your complaint. I agree with it. Show up to a live show. Call me Mr. Cock Festival. Yeah, show up to the live show and pull it too mad. Call me Mr. Cuck Cock Festival. You imagine somebody overdosed at a mic?

Like, it's just like, all right, next question. Next question, you. And then they just start foaming at the bath. They die. Oh man, that'd be good publicity, man. That'd be dope. All right. That is the most fuck thing I ever heard.

Leave your mouth there. That is the most insane. I've heard leave your list. You know that reminds me of Kingston? What does that remind me of Kingston? You know, I bet you, I'm sure you know. What is it? What he just said.

Do you remember when Kale was over at our house? He says, that's content. Dog, that was the darkest moment of Kales ever. Like, kale is such a not bad person. But it was like, look, man, melting down on stage, man. It's content. And I was just like, Keel, what have you done?

Anyway. What have you done to get to the place you're at right now, Keil? Anyway, call me Mr. Cock Festival. I fuck hella Menrode. And he says, hello, ethnic Oreo, not a question. But I wanted to point this out because I found it amusing. Last episode, Chris mentioned how blur. This is a week ago, by the way.

So it might not necessarily be last episode. But last episode, Chris mentioned how blur created this created song too as a parody of Nirvana. and it accidentally ended up becoming a hit. But funny enough, this actually happened. This is actually only one of three times this happened to this group. Blurfront man, Damon Alvern, found the manufactured nature of pop rock groups in the early 2000s so egregious that he and his roommate at the time put everything he had into creating a fictional alt rock band that was literally manufactured.

This evolved into what we now know as the gorillas. I do know that. Wait, what? Yeah, the gorillas is a joke. What? It is kind of nuts. Yeah, I didn't know it was a joke. I did forget that, I did forget, though, that, like, the lead singer of Blur, what, or, like, that they were the same.

But I did forget that for some reason. Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean by that? So the guerrillas were, the guerrillas were created as a, as a satire of, like, manufactured pop groups. And I guess they were like, like, they were like, like, they were like, they were like. Well, no, they just got really popular. They just got popular.

And then they were like, well. I guess we'll just ride this That's funny I watched a gorilla's documentary Like a couple months ago And I don't even remember If that was said I was not paying attention So like I was just like

Yeah I don't I think it's like a very I don't think they like to talk about that I think it was it was very clear At a certain point But I think I think as they've grown They just kind of like

Yeah the gorillas is dope Like they genuinely like appreciate it now I think it's kind of one of those things Where it's like Yeah this started as a joke We don't want to highlight the fact that it's a joke because it's not really a joke anymore like we're kind of serious about it

I think that's kind of what it is that's hilarious though I do love how that happens I feel like no you should make oh oh yeah I think we should make a gay cover of Clint Eastwood all right what's the next question what's what would be the

I don't know I am fapping I'm feeling gay I don't know man we'd have to think we'd have to think about it feeling gay I got cum shines I got cum shots On my brain On my brain I'm coming hard

I don't know I got I got to think about that shit Yeah We can figure it I just want the rapping part dude That part I don't I think that would be really fun Okay

Nicholas Nicholas Brillhart wrote in In a Disney Channel's The Luck of the Irish Style scenario What would be the worst Fantasy race Slash species to turn into

in high school I love that you brought this up. This movie is a fucking trip. This movie is a fucking trip. What is the movie? Do you guys ever... So the Luck of the Irish is... If I'm remembering correctly,

it is a movie about a guy or a girl. I don't remember the main character. They are slowly becoming a leprechaun. And they go to high school. I think it's... I don't remember why? Let me look at the plot of Luck of the Irish. Why would you go to school if you were like...

He'd go to school. I wouldn't go to school. Govowell's fucking mutating. I'm like, what the fuck? It's crazy. Yeah, so, okay, so here's the, here's the, here's the, okay, the luck of the Irish TV movie 2001. Ah, man, a teenager must battle for a gold charm to keep his family from being controlled by an evil leprechaun. But, but like during this, he's, he's transforming into one.

So, I don't know, man, the worst race to transform, like fictional race? to transform into in high school I don't know Are you saying black people are fictional? It's perfect little He becomes a black person

And it's called magnified Magnified What? Magnified Like magnified Like he's Like magnificent But

But no like mag Like you know like a magnet Like a magnifying glass Magnific Are you having a fucking stroke? Are you having a stroke? I'm trying to explain it And my brain's going in little circles

It's like Mad Nipiac And he's like becoming a black person and a person's like I really don't like this out of in the deep south I think So does that to be an official character that exists? Because I think the worst thing I could think of is being Like a like a Like what would it be what are they called the centars? The one that has the horse

What it which are centaur? Centaur. They don't have horse body I was like centaur too He's getting a horse fucking dong out of nowhere. Yeah, you like you're like centaur and then you're like also you turn into vash or something like that'd be like fucked up you know also you turn it to vash so you're just like really like just debating everybody with like an extremely hard horse horse base

he just he just fucking Papa Jesus wrote it goes what's good you handsome homos since you talked about Julio we drive us recently got me thinking what are some other older celebrities that you think have aged like fine wine personally I find it odd that people don't mention

Sade Adu when this topic comes up because that woman is in her 60s and is still on dime. Does she mean Chade? Alternatively, oh, is that, Shadee, is that,

that's how it's spelled? Yes. I don't know who Shadeh, I've never heard of Shade Adieu. Yes, you have. Who's she has? You don't, not the name.

What? She again, I forgot. Smooth operator? Oh, yes, she's gorgeous. Oh, this lady. Come on, guys. I don't.

I don't know. I'm not being, I don't be disrespecting Shade. That's stupid. Shade is the fucking goat, dude. She's magnificent. Yeah, she's great. I've never,

I've never seen it. I've never seen it written out. Fair enough. Fair enough. As a kid seeing it, it did upset me. Because you know, you're learning how things

are supposed to be pronounced and all of a sudden you see this fucking chick's name of Chade and I'm like, no, that's bullshit. That's bullshit, dude. That's dumb. Yeah.

She is pretty... Wait, hold on. I have to see... Smooth operator. 2023, I'll go. That is fucking crazy. Yeah, no, no. She's definitely...

That's fucking wild, actually. That's one of the most insane things. There's Neil Long. I think I've ever seen. Should he rules. There's her. There's Neil Long, obviously. George Lopez.

Definitely. Stop. He's like a truck, bro. He looked good, and all of a sudden, he looked bad, bad, bad. George Lopez. looks like popcorn now man it's crazy it is one of the most wild things I've ever seen

he looks so not good oh he looks like he has a lot of diseases but I don't think he does that's what's fucked up he looks like things come out of his face like little things jump out of his face like one around yeah he looks like the moon dude he just got fucking he just got craters and he's this fucking melting

these is he's the dark side Neilong looks great making good yeah Jennifer Anderson looks good. Hallie Barry looks good. Not so much anymore. She... Nah, she looks good. What the hell you're talking about?

She does. It's a little rough now. You're crazy. Horrible boss. Horrible boss. Eradep Anson looks great still. She still looks good. She's been putting out these movies with Adam Sandlin that Joejo's been watching.

I think those movies are fucking, you know, not for me, but I, she looked good in them. Yeah, she still looks good. Netflix has like a thousand. Netflix is giving so much money of these assholes. I don't understand. like give me a show Netflix you can spare a couple million when you give Chris Rock a hundred million you give fucking Dave Chappelle like a infinity billion hundred billion for some um terrible terrible trash terrible set I was like yo Chris I'm gonna

catch jigsaw I was like mother fuck dude that shit disappointed me so you remember that he was in movie he was in C spiral spiral yeah it wasn't he was in C I forgot about that my brain was like huh he wasn't seen he wasn't

he wasn't C my brain did catch that catch dixot yay yay let's move on stop yeah little fucking puppet what's wrong

you could well you could do that I'm gonna slap him like I got slapped my wills I can't do a Chris Rock. I can't do a Chris Rock. Yeah, he's hard to do. His dude, his

stand-up is not like Apu who is very easy to do. Like, like I think Dave's last one was also bad, but I think his stand-up was horrible. Chris Rocks was so forgettable. It was bad. It's forgettable, yeah. It was one of the things that upset me so much because everybody agreed. We were all anticipating him going hard in the paint on Will Smith.

And at the very end, he's like, yeah, what a fucking idiot. And I was pretty much like, that's what it felt like. Bye, I'm going to kill a little boy. I'm going to kill a little boy on stage because I'm so bad. What makes it go to do that. Executes a child. I would have liked that. I would have on something.

What makes me so sad is that I feel like all of them. It is me, Chris Rock. It is me. Chris Rock also King Julian. I'm going to beat a small boy to death. Do you remember when I... Do you remember when I was slept by Will Smith at the golden globes or whatever it was?

But he smiting me with his fist. Well, guess what? I am back for revenge. Check this out. And he blows up the fucking Pentagon. Chris Rock explodes the Pentagon and it's clearly not Chris Rock. Like the whole plan, the whole plan was like this guy. with a really thick accent

it was just going to pretend to be Chris Rock assuming that Americans were too racist to tell the difference between just some Indian guy and Chris Rock. And so he blows up, he blows up the Pentagon. He says, it is me Chris Rock and I'm going to blow up the Pentagon. And the Pentagon explodes.

And then everybody authentically blames Chris Rock. God, that is so insane. Even though he's still alive to be blamed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. After the explosion. They're like, why'd you? The Pentagon, Chris Rock.

I was literally performing. I was performing while I blew up. Yeah, you were performing. You performed into the Pentagon. Yeah, you blew it up. You flew into it and blew it up. We saw you die, but also you're here. What were you performing, Chris?

The death of the Pentagon? Fuck you, Chris Rock. Fuck you. Oh, everybody. Fuck you guys. Everybody starts coming on me. Unisarius says to bust. on his leg. The Pentagon is too woke. And they're coming so hard it's hurting him physically.

It's fucking jacking up on his leg. The Pentagon is too woke. The Pentagon's gone woke. I must destroy the Pentagon. It is too woke. More like they woke the gun. More like the other guys. Thank you. I don't know why we're doing this accent. You can look, look, let me say, look, let me say, look, let's be real. Let's be real.

Accents are fun to do. They're amazing to do. I'm, I'm, I don't like this. this idea that we just can't do accents because it's like offensive to do. We're not making fun. It's just they're fun to do. You know what I tell myself. They're fun to fucking do. Almost every time before we record the episode, I think, how can we do accents? That's literally like the one thing. And then as we start doing the podcast, I forget. But I'm always thinking, it's always fun. I should remember how to always be on guard of like, oh, we can slip one in here about this subject or whatever.

because it's it's come on man I don't give a fuck what anybody says it's the best it's the funnest thing to do like impressions are they're great no man I made I did I did way too many Asian actions growing up and I understand that I was

they were insidious so I try not do them anymore one episode we did Japanese JZ and I thought that was pretty fun I know it was insane I thought that was really fun It was an insane episode

I laughed way harder and I took of multiple times I like that one. That was a good one. Japanese Jayese South. I don't even remember how we got there, but yeah, you know. Japanese, because it was like ACDCs from Australia. Like, what if Jayzey was from Japan?

There you go. Fuck, he totally remembered. That's, that's rare. That's a fucking rare W right there. I would not have remembered that. Japanese, Jay Z. Yeah. I still don't believe ACDs is from Australia.

I don't believe it. That's crazy. Yeah, I don't believe it either. Dylan lives running. Listening to episode 204. H to the Ezo. V. Tudder Eza. Fige.

Don't you know my nigga I used to devil down and die. You interrupted me for that? You could have lived the rest of your life saved, but you interrupt. interrupted me saving you. Dylan lives, wrote in. He says, listening to episode 204, no question.

Just telling Chris that prototype blows. It's nothing that controls poorly. Best game in that genre is Saints Row 4. I haven't finished Saints Row 4. I remember it being fun. I'm a pro-I like prototype. I like the vibe of prototype. I like being a cold-hearted villain. I like eating fucking, I like eating people

on the street and becoming them and running around with a fucking gun. It's ridiculous. It's such an unfair thing he said, though. Like, oh, the best game in that genre Saints Roe 4 was a deliberate fucking like Thievery was was biting from shit Purposefully like biting from From

He was trying to be those games. Yeah like So of course it's better. It came out way after Like it's just Yeah There's also confusing things in Saints Row 4 that like Oh yeah you can go in a car but like Why would you? Why why in God's name Would you ever go in a car?

In my opinion they should all be locked Just be like, you can't even go with them. You can't even get it. Dude, St. Roe 4 confused the fuck out of me because I'm ever playing like three. And I was like, this is a game. And I like three a lot. And I was like, what's happening right now? Going from, going from Saints Row 2 to Saints Row 4 is like starting an episode of X-Men going to the bathroom and then coming back.

Yeah. We're like, it escalates so drastically. Bro, there's an episode where they're doing a mission all of a sudden you can leave literally four. 30 seconds and you're wondering what the fuck happened to morph? And you just don't know what happened. He's just like he's gone. There's a sequence where

he gets shot up by fucking sentinels and you think he's dead or something. You'll miss it so fast. And it's like this should be like a bad, this should be like a can we pause for a moment and sink this in? No. No. No, they don't give you any time

to fucking process what happened. It's such a, the show is so fucking, I'm gonna watch it. I'm gonna watch it again. I'm gonna watch it again. Yeah. We gotta, we gotta get ready for the season. Isn't it in March? It comes out very soon. Yeah, it's very soon. I'm gonna start watching it like

immediately the, yeah. I don't have Disney plus though, so. I, I see, yeah, the only thing I do have right now. I'm who. I haven't, unfortunately. Anyway. Unfortunately. Yeah, last one. Last one for the day.

Johnny Ronnie wrote in. says, hey guys, I just want to let you know. I finally got my girlfriend to agree to listen to the podcast in the car. The first thing she hears is Vince McMahon's text messages. She now thinks I'm a psycho. So that, thanks for that. I love that. But you're just telling me that she doesn't have the same sense of humor as you then, huh?

No, no, no. She must. Because, I mean, because I'm reading, it was not like the, it was not like the podcast. was like, hey, Vince is awesome. Look at this cool shit that he said. And then he's consuming it like, isn't that great girlfriend? Is it? I do know, I do know that the first line of that episode is Vince McMahon

like the second the show starts. It's Vince McMahon chat on a woman. Yeah, that is the first line of dialogue in that show. And see, and this is why I don't put in the, um, the, the king pens moaning anymore. I know a lot of people miss it, but you got to understand when people are trying to bring in new people,

that can't be the first thing they hear. They can't be the first thing they hear. They're like, what the fuck is this? They might not make it past the intro. It's fun to do it every now and again, I think. It is. It's just, it's more understandable if you see the video version.

If you see the YouTube version of it, you can see that and maybe like, what the fuck? And then laugh at it. it. You're listening to it. You're like, if you're listening to it, you have no idea what's happening. He just hears some guy moaning. All right. That is so fucking stupid.

All right. Let's get the fuck out of here. Yeah, let's get out of here, man. But hey, hey, bring your girlfriend back. Tell her to check out another episode. Vet the episode. Vet the episode and then show her another one. Drag that bitch back kicking and screaming if she just agrees, you smiter. You smiter one good time in her mouth. Yeah. Tie her up.

and then put your fucking a surround system if you have a home theater system all the way up. I'm up and leave her there by itself. Don't show her this episode where Kingston earlier implied that you shouldn't apologize for raping people. It's probably not the best one to start with. You shouldn't apologize.

If you apologize, you're automatically wrong. That's what I was saying. And also don't rape people. She saw me rape being an underage girl. Second. It was a me. Second time. It wasn't me.

It wasn't me. I was too busy drinking my piss. I was too busy for drinking a pub. You saw me kidnap a minor in a fucking rain fan? It wasn't me. You think I was there blowing up the Pentagon? When in reality, I was up late at the piss factory, drinking piss. Hot boiling piss out of tankards like pirates do.

Tankers. Banging on the piss factory to open up. No, he's banging on it, right? He's banging on it and like it's doing nothing. And then after a while, you start noticing it's taking damage to the gate. Oh, it's actually starting to... You know how you see the hit points of a wall start to go down and balder's gate? Like, you just start working at it.

No, no, at first, at first it's like zero damage, too tough. And then he starts getting it. That's like, yo, he's breaking it. Yo, he's breaking that. He broke in.

Hey, Andrew, let's piss. All right. All right. Andrew, I got the piss. We're going to get the fuck out of here.

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