The Snark Tank - #211: Ezio Auditore vs Miles Morales

Episode Date: February 28, 2024

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Welcome to Sun Tank podcast, everybody. Today we're going to be talking about all of the crazy things that happened in the news of which there's nothing. So we're going to go into questions. And of course tomorrow Biden's going to die or something. Like some crazy fucking thing is going to happen that we're going to miss. Of course, because this just happens always. Or what if Biden wakes up tomorrow? All right, guys.

How would you feel if one day Biden, we woke up and Biden gives like an emergency press conference? And he's 26. I was thinking the literal same thing that if he shed his skin to younger by him. I was thinking the same thing. Rips himself apart and he's handsome. He's like, oh, thank God. You guys thought, you guys are stupid. You actually thought I was old and decrepit.

It's your fault. You're stupid. You're stupid for not knowing that at any moment I could have ripped my shell apart and become young. You didn't know that so you're dumb. I just want. real reptilians, man. I remember me and my friend, we went through the scenario of, because we saw Obama. I think it was, I don't think it was an inauguration.

I think it was just him being like, yeah, I did it or some shit. I don't fucking know. There's a bunch of people there. Oprah was there crying in the front. And we were saying, like, once he gives a speech, imagine if he just took off his mask and it was just, you know, what are those reptilian things that have like a long snout, like a crocodile and just jumps in the crowd and starts eating. fucking Oprah. Like that's the first thing he does. He starts eating her and they were like,

I knew it. He would go for Oprah first. He would. He would have to. He would, like, if you were a hungry beast, if you were a hungry beast, you would go for Oprah first, I think. Oprah's too old. I just feel like she has the most, you know,

she has all that money. She's got like, she probably has a lot of, you know, like there's something about it. Like eating a powerful person will just make you power up. Oprah now. Yeah, it's like how, It's like how money, it's like how Magic Johnson's money staved off his AIDS. Right.

It's the same thing except it's like Oprah's money seasons her old me. Wow. She's 70? She's exactly 70. She's up there, man. But I mean, I kind of 50. I remember watching the episode of Oprah with my grandma when she turned 50. Yeah, 20 years ago.

I remember watching that too with my grandmother. It's weird. Yeah, I remember what, yeah, me too. Everybody watched that. I don't want to be left out. The world stopped. So, Kingston, show the audience your cloudlifter. Show the audience, your cloudlifter.

Show them what you got. Oh, yeah. So we got Kingston a cloudlifter. His audio's been a little bit soft in comparison to ours, and we're going to, this is our way to fix that. Unfortunately, he bought it and he assumed that it came with an extra XLR cable, which is what you need for these things, which is a reasonable assumption. It's a reasonable assumption.

I made the same exact. I think the only reason I didn't find myself in a problem is because I think I had an extra, I had an extra, what is it, XLR cable from those old mics I used to use, the AK, AKGGC-14s. What the fuck are they called? I guess. I don't know those mics. Some other mic. The mics I used to use in my videos.

And so I was fine. But yeah, those, it's really frustrating how often. now you will buy things and they won't come with the things that they need to function I don't know when this started but it's happened but it's extra unavoidable now

I've noticed yeah because that happened you were talking about the iPhone doesn't come what do you mean I think the iPhone started it it was definitely one of the it really it maybe was a transcendor with the wire

there's no 19. There's no way iPhone It doesn't come with the With the adapter They took out the adapter They'll give you a wire They'll give you a wire

They'll give you a wire Right now So I just have the brick anymore Yeah and so now And it's actually even And it's more inconvenient Because not everybody It not every

outlet and every plugin It has USBC USBC USBC is you know fairly a modern thing And so if you go to a hotel and you just want to jack in to like say the

the strip it usually sometimes will have a USB like USBA but it won't have it doesn't have USBC and it's really fucking annoying they won't give you the adapter you have to pay however much more you know those outlets

that have like the USB instead of just like a power break that's really new to me that's really new to me I saw that recently and I was like those mother these fucking idiots thought they really thought we were done they thought we were done

they thought it was oh it's USB and hey it's been USB for so long why would it change let's put it in the outlets and then here comes USBC just kidding just joking this is it now you you way to fuck yourself

you dumbo bitch fucking stupid I wish I still had my I wish I still had my computer That had firewire in it dude Because that was supposed to be the future That was like all right Before there was a

Yeah because there was just Regular USB 1 right That was the first one At USBA Or just USB 3 yeah 1.0 right That was it It was just the USBA 1.0 And and then Firewire came out

Which was like oh shit this is so fast This is the future And then like I think it was like a month later like, all right, here's USB 2.0 is better. You're like, oh, all right, then. Dude, Firewire. There was anything better than USB? I feel like USB was so good already.

It was so amazing. It was just like, just above it, just a little bit above it. It was a little bit faster, transferring data. Is USB too much better than USB 3? USB 1, I mean? I think to USB 1 to 3 is a major difference. Like say, I didn't even notice. Well, because you probably, because we, you know,

when you started using things incrementally, Just like say we didn't really notice all of the leaps and bounds of like the consoles and shit when things were kind of getting better and better. Like we noticed. I noticed H.M.I. That shit blew my mind. That's one thing I've, I have terrible eyes. And even I was like, something's different here. Something change. I didn't really notice HM.

I got a new TV. Look. He plugged in HALO. And I was like, bro, why does HALO look so good? And I was like, freaking out a little bit. The thing about the, the thing about the H-C-My-R-E-My-R-E-A-R-R-H-E. I didn't notice it because the 360, when the 360 launched, that was like the start of HD, right? Like, it was the start of HD generations.

And that was before HDMI. So what they had, was they had the, like, six composite cables or whatever. It was like, it was like the yellow, red, white, but then there was, like, blue and green, I think. And then, like, orange. Yeah, blue green or like another, and something like that. But there was like a lot. And it looked high. deaf. Like, it looked exactly like what you would know, what, HGMI just did that put it in one cable.

And I was like, oh, cool. So, like, that wasn't, it wasn't like, HDMI wasn't like a revolution to me. But Fire Eye was crazy. And I know, I noticed it specifically because I had a, I had a, you know those lacy hard drives where like, uh, with the, with the orange rubber around it. It's like a silver box with like orange rubber around it. Like they had it a lot in, um, high school, like, not high school. Like, not high school. Colleges would need. I have one somewhere here. But they used firewire and I was like, I don't know. They're called Lacey's. Hold on. Hold on.

Let me, I have it. Let me grab it real quick. They're fucking. I think I skipped that. I don't think I ever got one of these. I just looked it up right now. I've never seen the Lacey brand. I mean, I guess it's an entire brand, but like I'm seeing like the rubber, the orange and shit around it.

I don't know where this looks like some, yeah. Like it has like a, I have no idea where this thing is. Fucking protection on it. Like, if you're going to drop it from like a two-story building, what the fuck is that? Oh,

this is what it looks like. Did you look it up? Yeah, I'm seeing it right now, and it just, it looks like it's padded in a way that makes no sense to me. Like,

what's going to happen to it? Is it? It just looks like it's, all right, you might be running with this in one. I don't know. It just, I don't,

I don't, I don't really know. It's strange, like, but they were required, they were like required, they were, they were a required,

purchase for our film classes because they were just like yeah these are the hard drives you're going to use you're going to transfer data with this you're going to move shit from place to place with this these are important go buy these and everybody had him so they would get mixed up all the time because they all look the fucking same um but classic you'd hand them in for our part of work and then you get back not yours yeah yeah yeah like awesome this has fucking this has a lot of porn on it why we all I'm gonna keep it I'm a copy it on my computer obviously but like

We all had to, we all had to do it. Like, it's kind of like how this is, it's so funny actually, because this is, I noticed this once MacBooks started becoming the default laptop, where like everybody had a MacBook, but because everybody had a MacBook and every MacBook looked the same, no one, you couldn't really tell your shit apart. So like a lot of people's, a lot of people just had stickers and shit on their MacBooks just to tell them apart. I did, you know, and I did the same thing with the fucking hard driver.

It's like, I just, I put blue tape all over it. I was like, mine's the blue one. So I could tell it. So I put a blue tape on it. And then you put a penny on it. Then they put a penny on it. And it was like, dude, I'd put my dick on everything. He's like, I put my dick on every day too.

And it's a bunch of series of like, how do you, why do we all choose the same fail stage for our fucking thing? The thing that pissed me off about it, though, was that like, I remember it had a firewire cable and know anything else. And I was just like, why the, and I couldn't find a, like, you couldn't go to Best Buy and find a firewire cable. Success starts with your drive. and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion,

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There's no Firewire cable on my fucking PC either. What is this? What is this technology? So it was just, I don't know, man. Firewire pissed me off. I do know that it's good, but like it made me so mad that I had to use it. Yeah. I just remember going to college, right?

Paying for tuition and then still having to pay for books, that's crazy that that was real. Yeah. I saw all my looks. that fucking money for tuition and then you still have to pay for the books. Yeah. It's all about fucking you as much as humanly possible. And I feel like that's how everything is even like you made a comment, Chris, about everybody was switching to Mac books.

And I always felt like that was one of the biggest social conspiracies of convincing people that Max were somehow better or necessary for anything where you're just paying infinite, like so much more money. And I, I had every. program that they had except for it's just not in that version. I didn't understand, but they're like, I'm paying significantly less for my PC. I didn't, I, everyone that tried to convince me, especially like, oh, if you're an artist, you got to get this. And I'm like, I don't, why. And nobody had a legitimate reason. I didn't understand why. I just feel like

it was a great marketing. And I think at a certain point, Apple was doing that too with their phones. but now I do actually feel distinct differences to where I just I had the Galaxy 23 for like a second like three days and their operating system was so annoying to me that like it actually shocked me that I was like I can't believe the fucking you still have to call

to like check your voice messages I didn't even know I thought that would have been solved forever ago like you know an iPhone you just go to the tab and then your shit's there and then it even transcribes it and everything you can just look at it real quick. And I was like, oh, I have to check my voice messages. And like, you got a call.

You have this. I was like, what fucking year is this? I have a Galaxy 23 right now. It just, that was the only thing. But there are differences that I'm like, okay, I will gladly pay extra for this iPhone. Because it is just a better product in my opinion. It's like, it is just better. In my experience, in my experience, PCs are better than our PCs are better than,

Mac desktops Macbooks are better than most laptops that I've used and iPhones are better than most smartphones that I've used That is true But like on a desktop PC What?

What about a MacBook You think is better than like I don't know Like just like any PC Like any Windows shit I think they have better I mean it's very specific But I think they have better

Trackpads I think they just have a better there's like more responsiveness to it I think things run a little bit smoother like programs tend to run a little bit smoother on it I don't know like I because I have a really expensive like a really good like gaming laptop like a proper um it's like a razor blade or whatever

is what they were called 15 it's got like a stupid like it runs destiny perfectly fine which is which is Destiny is a really weirdly demanding game especially for a laptop a lot for a fucking laptop yeah and it runs it perfectly fine So it's like, this is, this is sick, this is cool.

But it feels like when, if you're not doing gaming stuff on it, it just feels fucking clunky. Like, writing on it feels fucking weird. Like, the trackpad is, like, really, like, not where it needs to be. Like, the clicking feels fucking weird. Like, just the, I don't know. There's something about it that feels, like, distinctly worse than even, like, my 2018 MacBook that is currently dying. whose speakers are like the speakers on

do the speakers on that MacBook it's getting to the point where like the bass is any base frequency on my laptop right now on my MacBook sounds like like a Game Boy like it sounds like a Game Boy speaker where it's like you know the Pokemon

when the Pokemon used to show up on on Game Boy caller and he's like like they make those fucking disgusting fucking noises that's what like like every low frequency sounds like. So I can't, I can't, I have to, if I'm watching anything on it, I have to, I have to wear headphones.

If I'm listening to music on it, I have to wear headphones. I don't even do any, I don't even do that on my laptop anymore. I just like, I stick, I stick to just everything else. But, I don't know. I will say, speakers on, on just notebooks in general, I feel like that's probably one of the biggest things that just annoyed the fuck out of me that, they've never been good enough for anyone that I've ever bought doesn't matter how much money or anything I'll try to be like

I'm at a hotel with Jojo however many years ago and I like oh yeah let's just watch a movie on my laptop and it just like no it's a terrible experience you can't you it's like yeah it's fucking crazy and I'm like how is how is it how are my tiny ass speakers how are the drivers so much better in my iPhone than my fucking 700 dollar fucking no book like what the fuck you should uh you should try watching you should try watching a movie on my on my MacBook with the fuck of that fucking base frequency

fuck yeah it's a it's a it's a great it's it's it's funny because like i've i i i first noticed it because i was like you know what this is this is look whatever we'll be transparent here i was like i first noticed it and i was like you know what i'm gonna watch i'm gonna watch i'm gonna watch i'm gonna watch i'm gonna watch some porn fuck it you know what i mean and i brought it up and And it was so distracting the sound that I was like, I'm not, I don't even want to do this anymore. Like I gave up. Like I stopped and I just went about my day because it was that disruptive. I really think MacBooks, I think what MacBooks succeed in is they have, it has good software for like mixing and editing video on it already.

That is there. I think it really does have. That is an advantage. That is an advantage. But is that shit for, like, is it truly, sorry, is it truly like, garage band is the thing, yeah. Is it already? Is it, it should be. I don't know if it's still, like, how everything is now.

But, like, is everything still, like, because I remember there used to be a lot more. I used, correct me if I'm wrong. I used to, I thought back in the day with Windows, like, Outlook and all that stuff was free. Am I wrong in that? And, like, say you were able to use, like, um, um, what is the, what is the, what is the sorting one? Um, damn, I forgot what everything's called.

Uh, I don't know. I don't know what that one is when you're trying to keep like tabs and stuff. You know, the thing you use to like make like graphs and shit and, oh my God, what is it called? Excel. Jesus Christ. Yeah. It's been a minute. But yeah, all the Microsoft office, I thought, I thought I had access to that stuff back in

the day. and now you have to pay for it in some like 360 deal or some shit it's called or something. What happened is used to be able to just have the software period. That's what I thought. Now you pay for it monthly. What about it? How is it for Apple? Like, can you, if you were to buy a MacBook, do you have access to just Photoshop and Adobe illustration or illustrator or whatever?

No, because those are Adobe. So, like, they, Adobe has their own thing. Like a partner. Okay. No, like, I think they might have partnered a long time ago, but like that's. I have that. the Adobe suite as well. Yeah, Adobe

Adobe does Photoshop and Illustrator and all that stuff. What you get with Garageband, I think is like, I think you get, um, oh my God, it's no,

notepad, you get, um, garage band I know is there. You don't have to pay for garage band. I think there may be like a pro version of garage band that you could pay for or something, but like you don't,

it doesn't, it'd be, you'd be fucking stupid to pay for that. Why would you, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just pay for, just pay for a better fucking dog.

But like, that's the thing. It's like, what I have noticed is that Photoshop outside of a desktop PC where you can really where you can really soup the thing up, right?

Because Photoshop and Premiere on my souped up PC run great. Although they still are a little bit fucking wonky in comparison to on my MacBook, which is half as powerful.

You know, there's something about it that runs better. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know It's optimized for it. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. That's what I think.

You know what I bet it is? I bet it's... What do you got? Well, no, I was going to say, I bet it's because you can't customize Macs in the same way. You know, there's only... It's kind of like a console versus a PC where it's like, okay, a game's coming up for PS5.

Okay, it's going to run great. Like a PS5 exclusive is going to run great because they only have to worry about PS5. You know what I mean? Versus like a game that comes to everything. It's like, oh, well, this is going to be a little bit wonky because we have to configure for millions of PC configurations and then, you know, this other console and then this other skew of this other

console, it's like, yeah, there's, that's probably it. But I don't know. That makes sense. What are you going to say? It does. No, that totally makes sense. No, I was just saying, like, I know the, the only advantage of a member of having, like, Max or something like that was if you were, it was like sharing files of projects. So whether if it was in, like, some type of eye movie thing or whatever the fuck you were using, what, what is the major thing? thing that they were using. I can't even remember. Final cut.

Final cut. And then I think using Pro Tools, people would just share files that way. So you wanted to have a Mac for that instead of like, you know, to me, the skirt around that you would just share the actual, tediously share like the stems of like a music project versus just dropping the file, which is so convenient. So that's the one thing that. Major advantage. Google Drive has made it a lot simpler and things like that, like Dropbox.

I remember back in the day. But, dude, I will say air drop is fucking amazing. Like, air drop is phenomenal. Air drop is so convenient. It's the only thing that I wish. Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs,

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That's v-I-t-a-hustle.com. It's the only thing from the Apple ecosystem that, I wish I could put on my PC, like truly. Like it's just, it's so phenomenal. Convenient. It's insane. But, uh, like the amount you can transfer instantaneously fucking is mind boggling. It, it really doesn't make sense. It's, it's borderline magic.

Like, it doesn't, it doesn't make any sense. It does feel like magic. It does feel like magic. Everything feels like magic, dude. We're being Apple. We're being Apple Sips right now. So let me, let me, let me, let's a moment to real. I know, right?

Wild video sciences, like video technology in general. Like, I was watching something random yesterday, no, Doug. It was talking about the guy that made it so we could, like, properly send videos and pictures to one another. And I'm like, that's magic. That is mad. This man figured out magic.

And he's still alive. You can tell me, you can explain this stuff to me completely perfectly, but it's still at the end of the day feels like magic. It's like when you, when people were talking about, oh, why we're switching to different frequencies, like say, when we're doing digital versus like analog when it came to TV and stuff in the, in the channels. And like, since you can't see anything, since you can't see the waves, it just feels like fucking magic.

That's the problem. You can't see the shit happening. Like, if you can see it, if you could see it, you'd feel more comfortable. Like, you know, it's just weird where it's like. How is this shit transferring? I can't fucking see anything. It doesn't make any sense. The fact I can press buttons on my phone and then look at someone's face that's in fucking

Japan and talk to them is wild. I don't care anybody says. I really see women. In real time, see some women's feet. And, you know, she's just pouring like fucking sour cream on them. It's crazy, dude. Pouring honey on her toes, bro. And I'm just jacking.

I'm just, I'm trying. I'm trying lately to be. very cognizant and very aware of how amazing technology is around me and like actually not be jaded about it because I was I don't know something hit me the other day where I was just like watching YouTube video on my phone I was like it's crazy that I can do this because I remember being I remember being baffled when like portable DVD players came out and it's like whoa you can watch a DVD wherever you want and I remember just like feeling like whoa and now it's also trivial I'm touching in fake buttons on a screen and it's working and it's like I should really try to just a

appreciate like where we are instead of just being like this fucking rectangle that ruins lives I fucking hate this thing but uh let's move let's it's a light week let's move on to some questions from our from our audience right I've got to say so I've never felt that about technology right before oh I'll tell you this is exactly I just want to say right when I felt this I felt this when dual monitors became like easily accessible when it's like that was just kind of the common thing and then putting screens of porn at the same time because you would just window four and four and that shit was like this is fucking insane like it was like it was that the first thing was that the first thing you did it was it was it was the first thing i did but it was the first thing i thought where i'm like i can't wait to try this when i saw because i saw my friend do something it was he this dude was an amateur because it was my rich friend Muhammad and he, I might have talked about this before, but he had three monitors and

only one of them was dedicated to porn. I was like, this is crazy. This motherfucker had like shit up and then playing a game and then porn. I was like, dude, that's crazy. But then I'm like, this guy's, what a fucking idiot? Like this, he can be putting windows all over and then simultaneously running it. Now, you know, hopefully you can run it, your internet and your, your processor's good enough to fucking handle all that porn at once. Because now you can easily, but I'm not really that much on the porn like I used to be back in the day right but that was a moment for me this was probably like

2008 or something where I was like this is the future the future is here and just hearing like a bunch of chicks moaning at once it's so funny it becomes way more overstimulating it's a cacophonous

just just writhing like orgy of sound and it's just like this is not even arousing at this point this is like This sounds dangerous. I want to make a goon cave. I want to make a goon cave loki. Like when I move, when we're going to get our house finally, like there's going to be one room that's going to be like dug into the ground deeper and off to the side.

So it's going to be literally like it's going to be my house. And then under the dirt to the left, it's going to be another room. That's my goon game. It's going to be like Joe's, like Joe's basement. Eight monitors all over the place and it's all just porn. It's going to be porn. and somebody like, like dropping marbles down the step. Like, there's a bunch of noise all at once.

Yo, can you imagine? Guys, I want to ask you a genuine question. Do you think we're ever going to get to a point where people watch porn, where the top of the video is porn and the bottom is people playing like subway surfers? Yes. I don't think so. You say get to the point. I guarantee you it is already happening.

No way. I guarantee I can't believe that. I just feel like people can't When I started I started hearing people say Oh I can't watch There's some people saying They can't even watch videos

In normal speed anymore Like there's tension span It's just completely shot I've heard that too So like even when it comes to porn They might be like fuck this is not progressing enough I'm gonna watch subway surfers Or people doing those sand sculptures or whatever

While fucking like the dudes waiting to get it hard Or whatever whatever You know they'll do something I feel like porn is porn so your brain's like, nudity, so you immediately go to it, you know? Yeah. I mean, you think I would, I would like to believe that. I have definitely skipped a long porn because it's taking too long to get to the point.

Well, that's, yeah, thank God for instantaneous buffering because, yeah, that, because now you can just drag and be like, all right. Wait, guys, guys, let's see, let's see how old you guys are. Do you remember not being able to watch porn or shit? because they didn't have a flash player. And you're like, God, I can't watch this.

I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm sorry, you have to have a flash player installed to be able to watch. It's like, you're just, yeah,

fucking Java script, man, that's fucking, that's some, that's some classic stuff right there, man. Just like,

man, my fucking iPod doesn't have a flash player. God damn it. You can just roll your iPod. Stupid. So I was going through times. What are you got.

I was going through my bookmarks because I had bookmarks. Like over the course of my entire life, I bookmarks so much. So much porn. It's ridiculous. It's probably not so much. It's probably like, like, I probably have like 80 bookmarks, which is a lot, to be fair. But like, that's, that's a healthy amount. Right.

And I would, and I remember just like, I have too many of these bookmarks. I should go through and like delete. Because like, surely some of these videos are not here anymore. Let me at least clear these up. And it was like a good like. 70% of them were gone. It was like, that's crazy. But then I could still see, like, what the, what the bookmarks were, like, called.

So I would, like, I wonder if any of these videos are still up. Because I'm curious, it's like, I wonder, like, what the fuck. Because I could see the first porn video that I bookmarked. I was like, what the fuck? What was this? And so I Google search and I found it. And it is, like, 140P. It is, like, nuts.

Like, you can barely tell. You can barely tell that it's, even porn in the first place. And I'm like, yo, I watched this and I was driven crazy by it. This blew my mind that one point. I was like, I couldn't control myself around this video so much that I bookmarked it for future reference. And like, I can't even see what's going on here. I can't, I'm not even 100% sure it's a woman in it because it's so blurred.

I only, I only have to go by like sound and where I assume. a dick, like the colors of a dick would be if she turned properly. I was like, god damn, this is like... Do you have a, do you remember a go-to video that you have? Do you remember like, what? I know you just mentioned that one. They were coming back to me. No, it was just the first one that I realized.

Oh yeah, I got a few of them. I can save this. There's Barry and Brad break brodie. There's, um... Who? We go back? Go back? Oh, you fucking dumb ass. You dumb ass. You dumb piece of shit. I didn't catch it in first. No, nothing, nothing. No, no, wait.

Do you have, I have one that, I don't know if I mentioned this before. I almost feel like I did. But there was a time where I was like, I was fascinated by chicks to squirting. I just thought it was like, what is this? And it was. So I did mention it. Yeah, it was Cytheria. And.

And she was with this chick name, and I didn't like, because she had short hair. She had like almost a buzz cut and a gap tooth, gaping her two front teeth name of Bella Donna or something. I know exactly what video this is. I know a video that is too. How do you wait? Wait, what the fuck? Was it on? It's like outside of like a porch.

It was outside, bro. Yes, of course. Oh, my. That is so fucking funny. They have three scenes. They have three scenes. There's a couch. one with them, there's a couch one with them, there's a bed one with them, and then there's a porch

one with them. We have to move on. We're so old. That is so old. That we all, how many people listening right now is like, I know that one too. I think I think too many, I think too. I think too many of them are kids. We got to move on. We don't have that many young audience. The second you said, the second you said short teeth or short, short, short teeth, short hair gap tooth. I was like, yo, no way. No fucking way I've watched that video too many times It's crazy I haven't seen that in probably well over a decade

I need to go look it up dude I gotta go see how it held up I want to start watching porn for the For the etiquette of it again Correct I want to get to that point again Where I like I watch porn for simply like Hmm

I want to watch I want to watch corn back down to It's a rabbit hole I want to watch Like I would watch Like a family movie, you know? No, not like a family, but like a movie that I remember, like nostalgia. You know what I mean?

Like, let's watch some nostalgic porn. And just like have it on in the living room. It's like, hey, you remember this? It's like, oh, yeah, I remember this scene. Oh, wow. What a performance. Like, like, as if it's like this. If I watch half the porn I watched when I was younger in my house,

Lily's like, what are you doing watching this like really mundane hugging? It's like soft-core. It's like 8-2-0-Born. When I was going through my bookmarks, a lot of it was like remarkably mundane. Like I don't consider myself like, I don't consider the stuff I watch in my adult life. Success starts with your drive.

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That's V-I-T-A-Hustle. dot com particularly crazy but like i especially like the stuff that used to work i'm just like this is just this is just people it was existing i definitely went too far i definitely went too far for a bit and i had to i had to rein it but i had to like re-health the size my brain towards pornography i definitely because i i saw a girl put a dildo up her ass that you could see in her stomach once and i was like this is See, I saw, I've seen that. That disturbed me when I saw it.

That is disturbing. I can't watch this stuff anymore. I got to like get a healthy mindset again. That's, that's a girlfriend. Every time someone says. Oh, call to action. Call to action. What's up?

I have a call to action. I need help finding a video that I made. I made this as a joke. I sent it to the band, too. there's a death metal band or death core specifically called the partisan turbine the song is called inertia now I only bring that up because I made a squirt compilation and I sent it to them on my space and they were like ha ha this rules like they they responded they loved it I made it to that song basically it is I don't think that video exists anymore because I it was on my

space and I uploaded it on God knows what fucking side I uploaded it on So if Savily maybe Some people are better at searching Man's my fucking wild I would it would blow my fucking mind Because it was probably like 2007 or eight or something

When I made this because that was my That was more of when I Rediscovered because as a kid Like younger I was like squirting's pretty cool And then I like read this when internet got better around that time, I rediscovered it. And I was just like, this is crazy. I rediscovered my love from rainy vaginas.

It's wild. I couldn't care less than all squirting anymore, though. It's kind of, I feel a little sad. I literally don't care anymore. You got to sensitized to it? I completely lost the passion for it. Once it happens in real life, you're like, oh. Oh.

This is not as cool as I thought it was. When it happens when it happens in real life, it's just, it's like, it's like now. It's like now it's like a project. And now it's like, I feel like one of those clowns and, you know, the fucking balloons blowing up, you know, like it's just, Yeah, yeah. It's cool, it's cool, but it's also not a, dude, listen, it's cool, but it's also like. Not a drop goes anywhere else, dog. All right, let's go.

I must have made a mess. We got to move on. We got to move on. We got to move on. Let's get to questions. You did not make a mess at all. Let's get into. That's so stupid.

Let's move on. This next episode's called Cytheria. It should, that's it. All right. We can't do that. You know, she's on Twitter somewhere. Let me go give her a shout-up, bro. You know what's actually crazy?

I remember I put a Cytheria video in a YouTube video of mine. And I can't remember exactly why. But it was like I wanted to get it flagged or something. Like, I don't remember what the fucking, why did I do that? Where did she have to be able to? Another call to action. We got to find. I think, because it was like,

Because I think I had it in the background while I was ranting. I was like, you hear that? That's the sound of like this happened. I think I was trying to make the case that like something was amazing to the point where like, hear this, this is you as a result of this. And I had it on screen, but it was like blurry. It was like her getting railed by a fuck machine. It was like.

And the video got the video got flagged even though I blurred the shit out of it, which I thought was kind of lame. But whatever. Let's move on. Let's get the fuck out of here. Let's get out of the degenerate. Jesus Christ, degenerate land. A really solid thank you for everything.

Yeah, right? We'll send her heartfelt message on Instagram if she's on there. YouTube's algorithm created a children's mix for me, and the first song was, You Got a Dick and Me, Rodin. It says, hey, y'all, not a question, but a story. In the too-mad episode, Chris mentioned that his lost remote and Derek brought up his glasses, which you guys haven't found for some bizarre reason or another. The same thing happened to me while I was building my brother's PC.

I needed to remove and replace the mother's. motherboard's lithium battery to manually reset it. And in doing so, the part that holds the battery didn't lock properly and flung the battery past my face and towards the wall. But it didn't even make any noise. It wasn't anywhere in the nearly empty dining room and I still haven't found it. I had to use a spare battery out of frustration. That would, it's something's going on.

I think something caught it and disappeared. It was like, thanks. I can use it. Dude, it is strange. These are strange things that occur. I don't, but I'm convinced they happen. Like, you could not convince me that it's simply somewhere here. Like, it's gone.

It's in a different plane. I fully believe it. I fully believe it. Have you guys watched a Halloween town too? Yeah, where it goes into the fucking, the guy's house, the guy's apartment. That place where everything gets lost at? So stupid. Is that what that is?

Because I want an explanation. There's a monster or like some character in Halloween Town 2 whose house is the house that everything, like if you drop something in the, I think it's specifically like if you lose something in the couch, right? It ends up there. If you put something down and you try to pick it up and it's gone, it's in that place.

That doesn't even make sense as a sentence. What are you talking about? You try to pick it up and it's gone. You put something down, right? Like you put something aside. And if you immediately like, oh, I needed that. and you go looking for it again, it'll be there. I'm pretty sure in the movie, though,

like the conceit was that, like, if you lose something in the couch, it goes there. It might have been a couch. But I don't know, whatever. The whole point is, like, it's where all the lost items go. And I'm sure, like,

I'm sure there's something like that where there's just a hole in space somewhere where, like, everything goes. I wonder if it happens to fucking people. Like, I wonder if you could. I was thinking, like, how many children are there? Right. Like, imagine, imagine Kingston,

you go to my apartment, right? And I'm like, all right, I'm going to go use the bathroom. And then I go to the bathroom and then I don't come out. And then you go in there and I'm gone. The window's like not open or anything. There's no like signs of, there's nowhere I could have gone. Like how would you feel about that? Like, what is your reaction to that?

Would you just like leave? Would you just leave? I was like, what the fuck? Where's Chris? And then like, it goes like a little bit, a few days. I don't hear from Chris. A podcast comes up. We call Chris and get him like, I will go in the next day.

it gets to a week no Chris you would wait a week before you notice that week is kind of crazy no it's a week it's a week before like we're like all right Chris has been gone for a while

I wonder where you went call your phone what I wonder what makes it funny is I wonder what you're going through right now like you're just in a place where there's like you're like inside out where like you know after she falls down

to like the lower level it's about to shit that and just like where am I at? I don't like the idea There's got to be a real explanation though That's a long time That's a long time No it's not

You should call If I go into the bathroom And then I'm not there Yeah You probably went for a walk No that should be immediate That should be like within the day You're like

Especially because you're going to be implicated Like Yeah you're going to be Yeah exactly So you kind of have to You went for a walk dude. No, man. So you last saw him in the bathroom

and he went for a walk. I think you have autonomy. You can do things on your own. My apologies. All right. Next time you fall asleep and don't wake up, I'll just be like, no, wait. I'll wait. Yeah, wait out. I'll wait from to wake up. I'll wait. There's blood pouring out of your mouth. It's like,

he must have had an allergic reaction. I'm sure he's fine. I've had allergic reaction. Wait it out a little bit. Give it some time. Don't fucking rush to the point, dude. Forgive me for wanting to save you. Unlike Lily who would not resuscitate you. It's been like three hours. He's still bleeding. A lot less than it.

So can you, Kingsie, can you pull up the iPad that you were, you were pulling up before? Yeah. Can you pull that up? So like there's a, I thought it was his.

And it has a drawing of Disneyland on it, which I was about to, I was about to go off on him for. It was like, bro, you can't have an iPad with a drawing of Disneyland and then claim to not be a Disney adult. It's insane.

But apparently it's Lily's. And apparently Lily drew that, which is, which is crazy because I didn't know Lily could draw. I think I only saw, There was one instance, I think I saw her, where she was drawing a fresh cup of piss. And I said, what is that?

And she said nothing and quickly shut it out of shame. Is that honey? No. I can back you up on that. I can back you up on that because I literally was going to say the exact same thing. I think that's pretty funny how both of us have only seen her draw piss. It's not really helping her case. The idea of her, like, being so in love.

with Pits, she draws it. It's crazy. Like, she takes time on her day to really sketch Pia. She's like, I can't do this, man. Everyone's going to make fun of me. She can't. She's like, I'm really trying hard to capture the glisten, but

it doesn't come through well in pastels. Everyone that's saying it's honey. It's not honey. It's piss. Oh, man. She She, uh, she, uh, uh, uh,

uh, uh, Piss Queen. merch coming soon. Stay tuned guys. We're not making P merch for Lily. And we're going to have her draw to. That will not allow. We're going to make her draw it, but then we're going to like, we're going to like add her face at the, we're going to

not have like, oh, leave the face blank, you know? So, and then at the last second, we'll have somebody else draw the face and then Lily drinking this. Do not do that. That'll hurt her so much. Why would she be flattered if she was the number one selling snark tank merch, like, by

we'll have like the best, like all the other ideas that we have, like they'll sell like three, two, you know, six, and then the piss is thousands, thousands of shirt fucking sold. There's people in different countries sending us pictures of them wearing a piss drinking little shirt. I've never heard of this podcast, but this

fucking, this shirt is fucking sick. This is a dope-ass shirt. I might check out this snark tank. I don't know. What do they do? Oh my God. Hello, this girl drinking pee on.

It's real fucking funny. She'd lose her mind. I would say, I would say outside looking in, if I saw somebody wearing a shirt of some girl drinking piss, it would really intrigue me. Like, what the fuck is that?

What could possibly be? It was such a piece of shit. Like, oh, it's a podcast. You're like, wait, what? This is a podcast? Yeah, you know, we just talk about bro stuff, like Manosphere.

you know, finances, fucking, uh, finances, whatever, girlfriend drinking, you have a finance episode. We have a finance episode

where we give people stock advice, even though we don't know what the fuck we're talking about. I think it'd be a really, guys, invest in, invest in fucking,

uh, I don't know. Doge coin is back. Guys, I put my life savings in Doge bus, bro. I put my life savings in Doge. He used to do the same right now.

I think, I think Best Buy is on the up and up. Yeah. I put my life savings into Dogecoin. What a fuck. That'd be so crazy. What a fuck. What a fuck.

Hey, the cream. Oh man. Okay. So the cream in your sister spirited in. He says, Hey, bitches. I have a baseball bat signed by the entire

2011 Colorado Rockies team and haven't sold it because I think it'd be funny to assault an intruder with it. You guys got anything like that? I like that question. I like that. I like how. You guys got anything like that? You guys got something?

You guys got anything like that? Just a real question. I can't imagine anything that I would have that would even be remotely like that. Like I don't have anything that, I don't have like a piece of paraphernalia signed by like a figure that I, that I revered that I would use as a weapon. Success starts with your drive. An American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the scale. and confidence to move forward.

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Do you remember the team at least? I don't, I really don't even remember the team. I could, I probably text my mom and ask her, but like, I don't know. It's somebody who like I see in the news somewhat Not in the news, but like I've seen his name like brought up like independently. So it's like I know he's like a like a prominent player. But like I couldn't begin to give a shit. It's like the real cool real cool of you to throw that ball in that hole. It's really epic. It's really I'm really shaking at my knees at the thought of this happening.

It's really unreal. I have this handwritten letter from a guy named Adolf. I don't know. Bro, that would be so fucking crazy. Written directly to me. See, at that point, I'd be like, all right, well, you had me going for a second. This is Hitler's mustache. Years before I was born, years before I was like, I got to write this guy a letter.

He's going to need this. And then years later, my grandma's like, hey, this is really strange. I got this letter like 25 years before you were born But I think it's something you finally take it now And I'm like It's from Hitler He knows a lot about me He's talking about did he want

I'm talking about Hitler writing a letter to me in a past For me now Dear Kingston Don't drink the piss Yeah don't Don't marry Don't do it Don't marry a piss drinking fucking Mexican

Don't do that Also don't also don't spend your money don't spend your money on digimon cards they lose value it's like hitler knows that digimine i do what i want i do what i want hiller fuck you hitler just found the fuck you hiller you can't tell me that you lost hitler hitler fuck you hitler hit me away from digimon cards fuck you hitler yeah so stupid fuck you hiller all right i have a jersey of um a piece of jersey of a of a dead guy that's pretty cool Oh, wait, I should specify a murdered guy.

Yeah, so it's pretty cool. Yeah, so he's murdered. Steve McNair got shot by some chick and killed. And I have a piece of his jersey. It's pretty cool. So I'll use that. I thought about it's in a nice little case. Wear it for good luck.

Yeah, I was actually thinking about bashing somebody over the head with it. So I guess that's the closest thing that I can relate to that other guy with. that uh every once while i standover jojo at night while i just sleeping around 4 a.m. and i like just you know i just think about it and then i put it back yeah it's like i can't think of anything it's like i love the idea of it's like i have um just some some object of strange historical consequence that is like morbid like the idea of like having hitler's mustache like his like hitler's upper lip i have like i have hitler's upper lip in a in a ziplock bag or like i have Stephen Hawking's gnarled finger

and it's all like curled and weird I want his jaw I just want his jaw like this on display Yeah I like that I like that I like that The lower mandible Yeah yeah I like that

I like that Stephen Hawking's jaw is kind of like italicized Like I like it It's in like Ecalicized That is an interesting way to put it He's his head is

His head is in italics Like it's all slanted And fucking That is a crazy way to put it, but, hey, you are so disrespectful. You are so wild disrespectful. It's insane. Is that incorrect to describe it? Bring me vagina.

Please, it'll help the universe. If I do not get pussy now, the universe is in danger. A black hole. Bring me a black hole. Bring me a black hole. Bring me a black hole to prevent a black hole. Squirt on my microprocessor, please. Dron me with your squirt.

It won't be very hard. Breathing is in fact a task for me. Bring me Cytheria. Right now. Right now. The universe depends on it. That's so funny. Terrible.

It's really funny, though. Shout out of Cytheria. Founder on Instagram. Uh, not sorry, sorry, I found her on a Twitter. She's, uh, she seems to be doing well. She seems to be doing very well for herself. Good for her. Good for her.

You know, her. Yeah, she, uh, she, uh, she, yeah, so everybody, shout out of the reason. She's probably the reason the sea levels are rising, but aside from that, like, God bless. God bless, I there. Yeah. Um, the amount of water that I've watched come out of that woman. Bring me. The amount of water I've watched while that woman is outrageous. God.

It is. It is. It is. It is I don't know if you guys ever play. You guys ever play, um, do you guys ever play, um, do you guys ever play on Money Musha Warlords. Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it.

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I played on Emusha. I don't know about Warlords specifically. Well, that's just the original one. It's just called- Oh, is it the first one? Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, then I did play it. There's a part where you get tra-you're, you're, you're, you're, with your partner and you get trapped in a room

and it's filling up with water. You need to solve the puzzle before you drown. And I just feel like if you literally got locked on a phone booth with her, it would be the exact simulation of that scene. Because like, I just don't understand how much liquid could come out of one person with

it doesn't make any sense. And for visually, I think I'll put that scene up on screen so people can understand what I'm saying. Great game, by the way. Man, great fucking game. wish they would remake it. Great squatter.

Great squatter. They should remake him and everybody's doing fucking Japan, feudal Japan shit now. I'm gonna go yell at Capcom. Is that really popular now? It absolutely is. Because think about any other time in gaming history where you can point to like,

oh, so it was like ghost, Sekiro, some shit that came out last year, some shit that just is coming out this year. Neo. So Secoro came out. Sechro came out in 2018, dude. It's been six years.

Right, but it's recent That's not that long ago That's not that long ago It's a bit ago It's a good bit That's past five years I think is I consider a bit Also you're wrong by the way

Also you're wrong by the way Kingston What did Ghostos Dishima came out in like 2020 I said Sekiro Oh Sekiro Was Sekiro? And either way

It's something But it's two years apart That's two years apart That's two years apart That's true Segura was 2019 19? Yeah

Really? And then the next year Ghost came out Middle I can't even remember The name of the games Because I haven't played them yet But one came out last year

There's one coming out this year I think there's two coming out this year I think state of plate On PlayStation and dis show Like rise of the Ronan Rise of the Ronan Yeah like there's so It's just

And then fucking I mentioned Assassin's Creed Is finally gonna do one After being You know hipsters about it So it feels like they're capitalizing off this shit And I'm like great

Asats of the Red Anamusha game is going to be so Underwhelming. Of course it is. It's like, frighteningly underwhelming. Imagine how great it would have been if it would have came out

around the time of the, the Etsio series. If they would have just released one, it would have been goaded, which is what everybody wanted. Han Ping or something like that. The fucking. Well,

yeah, yeah, they would have been. Desmond. That was going to be raised Desmond. I can, when you say, when you say, when you say Desmond,

you ruin, this is so funny. You say that word, that, name and then it ruins the immersion of me even remembering how fondly I like those games and then I forget about those stupid parts of the game that I hated doing. I hated everything about the actual real world plot and then the other parts are just like memory siphing I guess and searching for shit.

The reason why you're even going in the back then. It's so stupid that I wish they would just cut it out forever. Of course they've gone less and less with it. but still, even when they still do it, the last game, the Viking one, I still get thrown out of it. Like imagine you're in fucking virtual reality, right? And someone just whips the shit off your face.

That's what it feels like. It feels like just regular. Like, because the games to me, I was a Viking. The games are pretty fun to me. And then I got to do some stupid thing or I'm some regular person. I'm like, excuse me.

Excuse me. Come on, guys. You guys got to let go. There's nothing more brutal than having fun and being turned into a white man afterward, you know. I will say. Enjoying your having powers than being brutally transformed into a white.

I will say, I will say, for Assassin's Creed, I don't know. I don't like Desmond. He sucks. His story sucks. Who likes Desmond?

It's dumb. Nobody. But Desmond killed himself, but he didn't like himself. That was awesome. But I do love. I do. I don't know, man.

There is something about those early Assassin's Creed games where I do, I do like the premise that it is happening, that everything that is happening is happening as a result of this, like, technology that's, like, going through, like, memory. Like, I think that's probably, I think it's probably the main reason. I think that's probably the main reason that game stuck out, because I don't think that game would have stuck out if it was just like, oh, look, you're in fucking Jerusalem.

And it's like, okay. No, you're right. Actually, I don't even mind the first game and how they did it. It was so interesting and the concept of kind of Lurt starting to figure out some weird shit And after a while it just started getting a little like Thumb yeah not a little By three by three it was just stupid By three it was just fucking just

Dumb to him was stupid dumb Two was stupid too but two was already like no but two Guy but the thing about two is like two was also so fucking good That it's on like just I'm sorry like Etsio's story is fucking so good It's actually like it's upsetting It's almost too good for the franchise that it is It's like it almost doesn't Assassin's Creed as a franchise doesn't deserve Etsio as a character

Like sincerely Like that's just that like it's I don't know man I think Etsio is cool But I don't think he's like awesome You are gay and dumb shot He's a part of that game That game is so stupid

I don't have hate. I don't have hate for the Assassin's Creed franchise like that. I don't. I don't have hate it. And I also don't. I don't even really hate it. I'm just like, what the fuck is happening? Like you're playing this game.

You're this really cool dude that's like friends with Da Vinci for some reason. It's like it's fun. Are you kidding? Oh my God. You cannot be a comic book fan and have this problem. You cannot be like, oh, I love fucking comics. Chris, Chris, I can. This is too fun.

really dumb moment. It's really dumb moments where, like, Captain America's granddad was friends with A. Blinking. It's like, that's so stupid. Like, what the fucking... It's like a D&D character where it's like I have a... The core conceit of Assassin's Creates to play around in... But I have a lightsaber. I can fly.

I have optic beams. I can use the force. I'm a xenomorph too. Okay, Kingston. How do you feel about Miles Morales? How do you feel about Miles Morales again? How do you feel about Miles Morales? again? I think Miles' powers make sense

because of where he is already. Immediately invalidated. But for you but for, no, no, Chris your argument is dumb because you are. But let me finish, all right? It's because it just feels like they're like, oh, and this is happening because

this is cool and it would be happening because it's fun. It's, oh, I don't understand why you hate fun like this. I like Etsio. I really, really like Etsio, I just think that that game world is so beyond stupid. It's like, let's tell historical stories.

I don't know how you can think that. I don't know, I don't know. But I don't know. I don't, I fail to understand how you can, how you can feel that way about Assassin's Creed, but then like gloss over every single stupid fucking thing in every comic book ever. Like I just don't, I don't understand. Chris, Chris, Chris, the thing is I don't. I don't know.

in comics, I very much so admit that stupid. It is stupid as fuck from outbrowns to have a lightning sword. Why? He already can control electricity. Why is that stupid? All right. Why is this character that the whole time he's been able to shoot electricity and electrical people, how is that stupid?

And he's been able to do it the whole time. Turning it into a sword is stupid. Dude, come on. How is that so stupid? How is it so stupid someone can create electricity and funnel out of his body? He can make it burst out of it. his body, right? Why would you create a

sword? Look, look, right? Right, like, if someone, if someone can literally shoot like to be out of their bodies, right? Them being able to generate it in the shape of something, though I think is unnecessary,

why the fuck does he need a, I don't think he needs a sword. That's 100%. The point of it being stupid. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. What you're saying is the stupid that he can do it. I'm saying the fact that he's capable of doing it

is fine. I think that he does do it. is a little bit much. Like he doesn't Spider-Man doesn't need other powers. I don't know. That's why I stand. But I'm like the fact that he can do that, that kind of makes sense with his power. That's not something completely different. It's not like Miles Morales, all of a sudden, can turn his hips

into pistols. That'd be like insane. It's like, where the fuck did that come from? He's never able to do something like that. But you know, he could, why, if he can, if he can make an energy sword, he can also make energy pistols, too. You know what I mean? Yeah, he could. Like, if he could do it. It's completely necessary. I agree.

I agree. And that's what he can probably do because he already can shoot energy out of his hands, right? I think that's unnecessary, but it makes sense based on the character he already has. This whole time he's had powers electricity. That's what he can do. And I feel, look, I just want to extrapolate it to the Green Lantern. How, anyone, really. You know, it's all about their imagination.

But I think it's so fucking stupid. I will, I will, I, I think it's wildly unnecessary. I'll go with you with that. I would, 100% of the time, if I had like, if I had some sort of power like that, it would just be the straightest linear lines just piercing you. You would die so quick and completely unimaginative. They also don't kill people.

But yeah, I understand. Well, okay, okay, okay. So, okay, I'm a yellow lantern. Shut the fuck up. You know what I mean. Okay. But things like this, right? If I was miles, if Miles could pick up a sword and a left,

electrify it because he's sending utter currents down it. I think that'd be cooler. That'd be a cooler moment. Like he's fighting with Blade. Blade gets his sword knocked out of his hands. That makes more sense. That would be way cooler for me. That would be way cooler.

Right, right, right. Imagine somebody wrote that. Because an idea that smiles can electrify things would be cooler than him being able to create a whole lighting sword himself. I think that's kind of silly. Yeah. But, you know, clearly as a comic book fan, I know better than these guys that are writing. Don't say silly. Don't say silly.

But the fact that he can do it does make sense. Use the word. Use the word. It's not silly. What is it? I don't think it's stupid. It's stupid. It would be stupid if he could not have that power before. Like if he shot Superman's eye beams out of nowhere.

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Why can just manifest electricity? But, King said, if he can manifest electricity, why wouldn't he be able to, like, shoot fucking electricity out of his eyes in, like, a beam? Like, why wouldn't he be able to do that? The thing is that I understand... That's why I'm getting the point where I'm differing at. I think you're not understanding where I'm differing. The fact that...

he's doing those things in the first place is unnecessary to me, but I wouldn't call them stupid. It's not unnecessary. It's stupid. They're already been, there's a notion for that already, you know? There's a notion for what? There's already an idea because he's already has those kinds of powers. What kinds of powers? Like if he already has electric powers.

He's had it from the beginning. Like Miles never not had those powers. He has the power to jump. He had electric powers. He has the power to conduct electricity from his hands and shoot it generally in an area because electricity is unruly and very difficult to fucking control. That is very different than manifesting a hard light sword in a consistent... He has telekinesis basically at that point because he's basically creating a fucking force field.

He's creating a force field with his mind around... You cannot... No, Chris, you're so... No. That's like making... It's literally just making electricity come out of his hands. That's it. Oh my God.

It's like saying because I can spit, I can make a spit sword out of my... Like, you, that doesn't compute. Chris, that argument was so motherfucking stupid. I almost fell asleep. That was crazy. Kingston, that's because the sword is stupid. I'm done. I'm done.

The sword is stupid. That's why. You cannot, just because you can create electricity. Kingston, we can create electricity now. We can create electricity now. We can create electricity now. And we still can't make fucking swords out of them. We can't make fucking swords out of it.

We can't do that with technology. necessary power. I think it's a necessary power. I think it's, the way it was done was not well done exactly. But it's like, I just don't understand what I, I guess to me,

let's wrap it up, let's wrap it up. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd be like, oh, fucking, yeah, it makes, yeah, it's totally fine that. Jesus Christ.

I never said it's totally fine. Are you listening? Me and Derek literally came to the agreement like, oh, that's unnecessary as fuck. If you don't, if you don't think it's stupid, If you don't think it's stupid, Yeah, if you don't think it's stupid,

If you don't think it's stupid, then you're wrong. And? And? I'm just like, why would they could have done this much better. Because he can make a, he can make a, he can make an electric mech then at that point. Yeah, he can do anything. Why not?

You can conjure anything. Yeah, literally. He can literally conjure a scene of Cytheria squirting if you wanted. Like you can do what he can do it. Literally. Literally. He's literally, so to me, I look at that. But there's an electricity.

Is that what the disconnect is? Here's where the disconnect is, though, right? So, like, that's stupid, but, like, you're okay with it. And it's like, okay, fine. This is an absurd thing for Spider-Man to be able to do. But, like, okay, you're fine with it. It's unnecessary, you say, but it doesn't bother you. But then you're like, oh, this game in, this historical game in, in fucking Italy.

It's like, yeah, why not have DaVinci in there? It's fun. It's cool. It's like, that's stupid. What the fuck? Why would DaVinci be here? I think it's stupid because of all times his most cool ancestor

existing at the exact same time the most famous Italian being ever existed. So what? Okay, hold on. So you would prefer like not historical fiction but like say just

what do you want? Do you want DaVinci to just be boring and have nothing? Like literally you have no connection. Like Mario your cousin or whatever He wants to be He wants DaVinci not to be in the game at all

Because he thinks it's dumb Yeah Yeah I think it's silly that his best friends The DaVinci No but think about the design of that I'm an assassin life is crazy Let me go play basketball

My nicket da Vinci down the street And he goes and hangs out with DaVinci events And the night You're being fucking ridiculous There's nothing really wrong with that I think it's silly It's just the But it's the point

of like video it's like this is fun right and the i think it's actually really clever the way to do because it's like because it's like oh how are we going to get like what how can we get all these gadgets into the hands of etzio like how we do that well da vinci has all these fucking designs wouldn't it be cool if he was like an inventor that and he was like the reason that he got all this it's fun it's it's not like it's not game of throes it's like kind of jacky chan adventures but like it's it's fun you know it's it's wacky it's ridiculous it's fun yeah it's all silly like just like the The sword, the conjuring the sword silly. But I'd say, I think that is stupid.

And you know what I will say about Sassan Street 2 where it reaches that point of stupidity? When you're doing the tank mission. When you're doing the Da Vinci's tank mission, that is the stupidish. There's a tank mission. You don't remember the tank mission? Yeah, because Da Vinci was like the first one to build a tank. But interesting enough, he actually, in his design, he built it kind of wrong because he was a pacifist. But like, in this, you actually have the tank and you're rolling around and you're shooting fucking, like, guards or whatever.

And, like, you get like a special. achievement if you beat them all without taking a hit or something but like it's so fucking stupid let me see if I can pull it up real fast Oh yeah, I'm looking at it now. It's so It's so cool. It's as silly as that Batman Ark of Night shit where you're like creeping around with your fucking You're creeping around with you.

You're not supposed to kill them. That's what we do more insane. This isn't this isn't this isn't a test of you too. This is brotherhood apparently I think because that's what's coming up when I'm okay so I'm getting things switched up okay so that's what time. Yeah yeah But yeah, I don't know Dude, you have to understand Like, Assassin's Creed is like He meets his cousin Mario

And he goes, It's a me, Mario It's a me Mario Which is, they're just having a blast He says, it's a me He says it's a me. He says it's a me That's what I did I remember that point

For God that happens That's what I said Stupid Yeah When I played the game again For the family It's the steam with me Huh?

No, no, he doesn't say It's a me Mario He says it's a me and I'm like, that's so stupid. No, he says it. Does he say his name? He says it's, or he says, Kingston, he says it's a me.

Mario, he says that. Go look it up right now. I thought he said it's a me. No. That's so, once again, incorrect. But we'll move on. We'll move on. What were we even talking about?

We're talking about assaulting somebody with like a bat and then we got here? Is that what happened? Was that the first? The first one I thought we moved on. Do we know? Do we not move on? I don't remember.

I don't remember if we, I don't remember if we, I don't remember if we, I don't remember. How did we get here again? Why do I remember, why do I remember Mario in Sanskrit 2 looking like Super Mario a little bit? That's so stupid. Oh my God. My brain made, I was just thinking of the seed.

And for some reason, I remember. You can keep the sword. You look familiar to me. Yeah, I'm your fucking uncle, you idiot. It's a meme, Mario, and it's like... It's a meme. I almost turned off the game when I played it again on Steam because I forgot about that seed.

Dude, I... I was like, this is so absurd. I forgot about this. I love this shit, man. It is so shlocky and just so... It is having so much fun with itself. And that's what I think I miss, really. Is that, like, I don't think...

And it's honestly, what... Honestly, sincerely, it's what's really getting me about Hell Divers right now. Hell Divers has so much fun with itself that, like, you can't help but, like, smile with it. Like, during the loading screens, you know how there's, like, tips at the bottom? It says, tips. Did you know that tips appear during the loading screens? And it's just, like, stuff like that, where I'm just like, this is, I love, I love this. When games were fun.

Right. I think that was a difference between Why, like say Assassin's Creed 3 For a lot of reasons It was a miss. First of all, you didn't have Benjamin Franklin as your homie making you shit Which was just a huge missed opportunity

It was also where he could have made you in like an electric kite Yeah, he could have done a bunch of stuff You could have found all the dead bodies in his basement or something allegedly I guess that was like a thing You could have rolled the elephant that he had He could have rolled around his elephant You could have a conversation You could have a conversation with him where he said

like, hmm, you're quite, you're quite not white. You're, you're, you're, and then he would just stare. He should have showed you all his black, all his black, half black children. Yeah, those are mine. He would say, look at these. These are my lesser kin. I hate these. Here's my lesser kin.

These guys are, you know, whatever. Do whatever you want with them. That's, uh, yeah. But that game was way too serious from what I remember when I played it. It was like way too. It was like, the vibe for was kind of a rich. turned to just being silly and wacky as fuck. Edward Kenway was a silly bitch and then shooting people.

I will say, okay, I don't know how you feel about this guys. You know, when you ever hear people say sometimes a game is too easy, but a lot of times when they do that, they take the shortcuts. And what I mean by that is you don't have to take them. An example, in that game, when you got the long pistol, it was just assassin, it was too easy to assassinate your targets with the long pistol. It had a lot of wide range. So you're supposed to, and this is always my funny thing, the cutscenes.

You're essentially supposed to stab them, right? Assassinate them. And then it does the cutscene of you like, you're right in front of them. Then you're doing the farewell kind of a thing. They give their little soliloquy or whatever the fuck. But I'm fucking like 30 feet away from them. I just shoot them in the head. And then all of a sudden it just transports me to them like as if I actually killed them.

So I'm taking the shortcut and just shooting them in the face. And people say, that's too easy. I'm like, we don't have to do that. You could do the actual stealthy sneaking around the people, maybe not even cut off the bells and stuff and alert the guards and make it more challenging. You can do things. But do you think things should be classified as easy

just because you can exploit the shortcuts? You know what I'm saying? Like should that classify as easy? You don't have to exploit the shortcuts. Like, how do you feel about that? Yeah, it's kind of like Eldon Ring. Because people were saying that about Eldon Ring. It's like Elton Ring is easy.

And it's like you could make a build that makes Eldon Ring. very easy. That's true. Right. But I don't think, but that's you doing that. Like, yeah, I don't know. Like, I think that's tricky. I don't know how I feel about that, actually. Whether or not that makes it easy, because I think it does ostensibly, but at the same time, it's, it's

I'm in between about that, because I don't know. I don't know. Because, like, you don't have to. Most games aren't, difficult. I think that's the thing. Most games are really not difficult. And that's a huge problem compared to how back early, early 90s,

video games, they were all hard as shit. Like, to beat Mega Man 2, you'd have to give up a party yourself to beat that game, you know? You wouldn't be in that game easily. But that was partly because of, like, the design philosophy from arcades trying to get your quarters, you know what I mean?

Like, games were made impossibly hard so that you would... Yeah, that's... That followed video game design up until, like, probably like, early PS1, where people were like, oh, we don't need to do this, really. We could just have... We could just have fun games that are good.

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that is part of the game and it's so easy to exploit, then I would consider a game easy at that moment. moment. Like if there's a cheat that you can easily manipulate, that's one thing. But if it's a built in mechanic, that is, it's like, this is what you're supposed to do, and it works really easily

and it's very low risk to do, then that game is easy then. That's when I consider it easy. I just wonder if I guess the gate maybe would be, okay, because I imagine these things are put in for people who struggle so they can't exploit those, but I feel like the people that are really good, I'm like, you just

don't have to do it. I feel like, we'll just like, go And to be fair, to be fair, actually, when we're talking about assets, because somebody would probably bring this up, an Assassin's Creed in general, I always complain that they only had, because it's like, they don't have a difficulty setting, and generally those games are too easy. They are just, they're just too easy on average. As the games got to like, I think, what was it, 2017 one, Origins and Beyond? I think they did have difficulty settings, but before that, all of the other ones, there was just one mode. and generally it was way too easy.

Like you kind of just countered everybody and then if someone was shooting at you you kind of just ran in circles really. Their AI wasn't that good. He kind of was just like, you know, they would be like, I'm going to try to shoot you and you just kind of just run and then they would miss and then kill them.

So that part wasn't. The stealth wasn't too, because you really didn't have to do stealth either. That was kind of the problem. Unless if you're discovered and then you fail the mission, all the stealth was actually a lot of times, I would just run past people you know, they're all chasing you

and then you just go run up to your target and then the sequence is over. Yeah. I do have to say, I have to do a shout out. Shout out to, um, because they did, they put out a VR game recently. Assassin's Creed.

And I actually did check it out because I was kidding. Because to me I was like, oh, Assassin's Creed VR. Yeah. That sounds fun. That's, that's like the whole like hit, to be able to do this and like,

hidden blade comes out and like yeah no that's that that that tracks is something that I would like to do and it's pretty good like it's kind of dope because you actually do have to like stealth you actually have to like sneak because fighting is hard because it's VR and you actually have to do it yeah so like so like it's so like it's I would recommend people check that out if you have like a quest or something like genuinely it's pretty good it starts a little bit slow because you have to like talk to like your family shit. Like, it's got a lot of this weird, like, triple... You know how in a AAA game?

Like, you have these, like, smaller moments where you're kind of, like, walking and you're having a conversation with another character. You do that, but... But there's, like, VR... It's in VR, so it feels extra weird. Because you just want to... You just want to fight. But the combat and the stealth and, like, doing the hidden blade, like, by flicking

your wrist is fucking dope. It's a really good feeling. So, shout out to those. Which... It's called... Which? Assassin's Creed Nexus. I'm not paying attention to the story at all, by the way.

I don't know what the story is. I think it's Etsio. I think it's supposed to be Etzio, but like fucking, I don't really give a shit. Of course, Eti. They keep, they recycle the motherfucker so many times. Yeah, yeah, he's the best character. He just, the best character. I really, I really did.

I really did love Etsio. Like, like, sincerely, I was like, this is. I think the best thing that's come out of that franchise by far. It's the only thing that they even tried to like, because when you think about it, I'm thinking about any of the, other games, they had Al-Tayr in the first one. Then they

had a thousand Etsios. And then that's it. I don't think they returned to anybody. The black guy from a black flag, I forgot his name. He's the only other one of the exact half decently cool. His name starts with an A. Forget his name. Starts with an A, whatever it is. I remember he had his liberation.

He had his liberation arc. That was fun. That was when you get the fucking, the blunderbuss. That shit is so cool, dude. He just fucking like this. You just fucking let shit people, I like that. I love shotgun. There are, killing a ton of French people.

They're just, actually, you know, I might, I might jump into that today. I have my, I have my, have my VR and I just never use it. I really should just use it. Because I do have stuff on there that, like, I don't, I don't get, I don't know, I always forget that I have it. But that's a good, that's a solid game for VR. There's some games that just make sense for VR. And Assassin's Creed is kind of one of them, I think.

Oh, it's an all-new story. Interesting. Yeah, I have not. pay attention to this. I just like being in VR and like assassinate. That's shit fucking dope. Like just, I don't understand what VR developers don't understand about the fact that simply being in the world is immersion enough.

Like simply being in VR, just honestly, just let me loose in like an open environment with like different assassination targets. I don't need a store. I don't need a reason to do any of this shit. I'm doing this because it's fun. I don't need like, oh, you killed my dog and now you got to go kill this person

killed my dog and now you got to go kill him. It's like I don't need I don't need motivation, dude. I'm having a blast fucking just moving. Like the same thing with a Spider-Man game. I do not... You give me a Spider-Man VR game that's just an open map with like different sections

where villains are running loose. I'll make my own story. I don't need... I don't need you to write something for me. I'm in the... I'm in VR. Get out of my way. Right.

Get out of my way. Get out of my way. This is how I feel. So it says in the game that you actually... So it, uh... Ew. But that makes sense when I was looking at the screenshots.

Because one of them, I was like, I don't understand the settings. They all look different. So you're three different people. You'll be Etzio. You'll be Connor, which was the boring Native guy. The American one, right? And then Cassandra from Odyssey, which she's a, she's mommy. She's mommy.

We like Cassandra. She's a woman. She makes a cat. The other guy was like, yeah, get out of here. Then we, you know, we modded her, have her, you know, she's, Yeah, you know, you know, So it was only her period We'd never play him again

You modded him out the game He took his whole storyline out of the game That would be, that's a lot of work, dude That's a lot of work You go into the spit up code of the game You take out the, you take out every male character There's not a single male character But your character

I saw this mod I saw this mod for a Tomb Raider The Tomb Raider Collection where um... Because in the beginning of the Tomb Raider collection it has like... It's in the beginning of one of those splash screens. You know what I mean?

Like the ones that you skip through where it says like Aspire and fucking, I don't know, whatever studios and like this engine. Right. There's a screen at the beginning that says like some things in this collection. It's like that Warner Brothers warning that they post before old racist cartoons. You know, where it's like these depictions here

were from another time or whatever. Right, right, right. There was a mod that removed that. And I was like, just skip it. I know it. They did the same thing. They did the same thing with the pronouns. It's so weird.

They did the same thing. Remember that? Yeah. They modded out pronouns. Yeah. And that one game, Starfield? They modded out.

They're like, oh, I don't want that in there. And then I'm like, dude, you're doing extra work for fucking nothing, dude. I think it's hilarious the idea of modding out fucking,

modding out a sex of the game is crazy. No, I mean, that's good. Mod, that's, only female followers. Gail's a guy, Will's a girl,

Will's a girl, Astorian's a girl, Halston's a girl, freaking mix is a girl. I killed the female. The brief time that I put in the ball of skate. I have a different voice actors in everything. You go hard.

The brief time that I put into ball with a gay three, I killed every male companion that I had. I killed them. That's God. I let them die. I like that's Godin. I killed. Have fun having a way harder time though.

That's fine. Oh, I killed, I killed Gail. The game's way harder. I have no intention Here's the thing I have no intention

of finishing it or even really continuing to play it I just wanted to kill all the guys I killed a serious Such a useful character It's crazy I hate him though I would say

Gail is other than Shadowhart Who is obviously the most useful character In a game By 100% I think Shadowhart is the cleric Gail is so Help at the end of the game Because of him having

The Wizards are powerful as fuck man Counterzell is so Save I don't like I don't like Gail's personality at all. I feel you. As soon as he needed,

as soon as he needed, like, when he needed shit from you, like his whole arc, I already knew, it was like, oh, and my second playthrough,

I was like, oh, I know, you're dying so fast. Like, I knew, like, I'm a next playthrough.

I was like, you're, the fact that I have to do this for you to be around, I know I don't have to, but I was just like, I felt obligated my first playthru and I'm like,

oh, you're so dead. I'm gonna kill you. You know, you don't have to. If you rush fast, so you don't have to do it. You don't have to give him anything.

Right. You probably know that right now, right? Well, I haven't tried. So every other, so my second playthrough, I, uh, no, so my second playthru, actually, I just left him in the thing. And then when I went and, um, and terrorized the, uh, the, um, the teaflings. They, uh, no, I didn't terrorize the teethlings. I terrorized the, the, uh, oh my God, the druids.

Then they started attacking the teethlings. And then I guess Gail was there and he's, it died. Like that's if you don't here's a weird thing. If you don't liberate him from the portal thing from the thing he's stuck in, he'll show up in that camp. So will Shadowheart. And then if you do any calamity in there, they'll all just be dead. Like they just,

they're just on the floor dead. And I, I reser, what, it worked. I think I resurrected. Oh, I was able to resurrect Shadowheart,

but I wasn't able to resurrect Gail for whatever. he dies. Yeah, so anyway, but I didn't mean to get into it, but it's, I, uh, I, every time kill them, the men, don't let them, I just learned how you get, um, what's her name, Mithra? I just learned how to get her, how you can be not, um, you know, not a piece of shit and get her. I, I just learned, I just learned that. I didn't know, I never thought about that. I got her luckily because of the fact that I was just doing that at the time, because the

first time I killed her, I had to kill her. I didn't have a choice. Right. I just... The second time, I didn't do that, and not she's on your team, and she's actually hella useful. She's... I like her. But what pissed me off, though, is why I didn't think that would work is because I tried to do that with, um, with, uh, with, uh, Will, with his dad. Success starts with your drive. And American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing

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Long story short, I was like, if I can actually take out, who's that piece of shit's name that's controlling Will's dad? What's his name? Oh, the, he's one of the three. Gortesh. Thank you.

So I was like, I'm going to try this. I know it's going to be hard. I'm going to just rush and try to beat him with nothing, deactivated, everything. And then it turns out it's too hard, so then I cheated because I just want to see how it would work. It was too hard. It's just too hard to do. You have to be like too goaded.

And so I just knocked dude out, still died. And I was just like, ah, so I didn't even think about you can do that with the other way. But anyway, great game, man. I play that game on the real hard mode is insane. Like I'm playing it right now I wouldn't even try They have legendary actions So they have actions where the enemy

Can move at the end of your turn And do shit sometimes That shit is so bald It's so stupid It's so fun though Great game Oh you think that Oh okay

Well when it gets too hard This fun gets stuck Sucked out of it for me Oh no man I thrive You know it's a great game When you keep Even though you have a backlog

I keep like My mind keeps drifting And they just had patch six drop and I was like fuck fuck but anyway Fannie if you have I've played fuck more

Boners gape yet come on it guys get on it it's fun it's fun guys and then if you don't like it it's fine you know it's not

it's not fine it's not it's almost I think it's too good of a game not to like for me man it's not bad at all I don't I wouldn't say

I dislike it but it's definitely not my kind of game in a lot of ways or at least not yet I feel like it's like a Witcher 3 type thing where it's like I'll probably get back to it in like a couple years when I'm like feeling it a little bit more

because like that happened like dude I played the Witcher 3 like five times and like the first four times I was like this is not clicking for me at all and I don't know what it is I got pretty far in but then like Sacred I had to do other stuff like I put like 30 hours in

um it's about halfway yeah it's halfway I never finish it because it's but like I used to like I would put like five hours in I would put five hours in and I was like I don't I'm not feeling this at all Like there's something about the way like

Gerald moved around Like if I felt like he was He had butter on his feet or something It was like strange Like it always It always bothered me But then they added that modern control thing They added like some like a modern control toggle

That helped a little bit And just for some reason Like four years later I played it again for like the fifth time And it was like oh okay it's clicking now I don't know why it took this long But it just does And I had

Elvis, I think, actually, was talking to me about, or not to me, but he was talking on Twitter about, what is it, Death Stranding. Like how he went back to it, and he was just like,

oh, I really like this. And I don't think he liked it before. That happens with games sometimes. And I'm open to that happening with Baldos Gate 3. I'm just like, I got to wait for a year where there's lesser things happening.

There's like too much happening this year. I thought this year was going to be kind of a drought, but there's like a lot happening. Like Final Fantasy is right around the corner. giant games, but big games nonetheless. If you know what I mean, like, oh, the

major ones we're all expecting kind of already blew their load last year, but then there's all these other fucking companies. Dude, random surprises. Like the fucking random surprise, like the battlefront coming back, like the two Battlefront games are coming back. I'm so excited for that, man. I'm curious about that. And then the

it got, I wish it wasn't, I don't know, it wouldn't have mattered anyway, but like I just wish because it got leaked about Eldon Ring, right? It got leaked. Oh, yeah, yeah. So like, okay, yeah, yeah, it'll be out. It'll be out in June. I was like, fuck. It just makes me feel overwhelmed because literally fucking, uh, uh, Dragon's Dog with Two is about

to come out. Tech and A just came out. Fucking everybody's enjoying hell divers and you get the fucking Star Wars and you're right here. And I was like, bro, stop. Just get you like, I'm trying to beat this FOMO feeling and it's just getting worse. It's rough. It's getting way worse. It's, it's really fucking rough.

Like, there's just too, there's too much, which is good. I mean, like, you know, we're getting a lot. a good shit, but like, fuck. Like, even right now, Final Fantasy Rebirth is coming out. I, I kind of got this feeling. It's like, you know what? I'll, I should finish Final Fantasy 7.

I heard it's amazing. I heard my friends playing it. You know Young, right? Huh? Who? You know Young yet, right? You know him definitely, right? Yeah.

If I know him, you definitely know him. I spoke to him about it. He was like, oh, it's amazing. And I was like, I'm ecstatic now. I've been more than before. Yeah, I haven't talked to him in a hot minute, but yeah, like, that's, Yeah, he's in it though, isn't he? Isn't it funny? We became friends with him not through YouTube.

Isn't it hilarious how we met him and not through YouTube? That is weird that we met him through Joe. Another one of our friends. That is, that is strange. That is like a weird like, oh, we, like, yeah, that was strange. I wouldn't say I'm friends with them, though.

Like, we only had, we only had like a handful of conversations. I like him. He's good, but like, you know what I mean? I think people get too flippant with like the word friend online. And I don't like that. I was like, I know, I'm not very close to him. Right, right, yeah, yeah. I do know him.

I do a lot of people that know him. And it happens a lot when, when, in the context of like, we will bring people up on the podcast and, like, it'll be like, how could you, how can you talk about your friend like that? And it's just because like we either had like a video together at some point or like we tweeted back and forth online many, many years ago. And it's like, these are not. Internet people's idea of friendship is very weird. It's very weird. Yes. Yes.

It's very weird. It's very, very, very strange. Almost like a cult-like type of embrace in a way that you met and now it's almost like your brothers. Like, hello. This is your brother now. This new person is not your brother. Like kind of a thing.

It's like, wait, wait, wait, hold on a second. Yeah, and it's like, look, this isn't. We're cool. We're cool with each other. Yeah, this isn't war. You know, like we're not blood brother. We're not like bonded through like the trauma. miles of war.

Like, it's not, we're just, we just, we're on the same platform and we've overlapped on some occasions. Like, it's not, I think it's, it's very strange. Like, I've seen people kind of get, I've actually gotten messages, well, not many. Like, this is it happened like, maybe twice in my life, but like, you know, enough times to notice where, like, you've been like, hey, I saw you said that we weren't friends or whatever. It's like, what's that about us?

It's like, I like, I like, dude. Like, I, I don't. I, I remember being so taken aback by that because I would never, I would, if Somebody said, if somebody that I liked that I was on good terms with told me that, like, we weren't friends. I wouldn't be like, I wouldn't take that as like we're enemies or like they disliked me. It's just like, these are classifications. These are classifications. And they mean something.

Like a friend of mine is somebody who is my friend is somebody that I would like talk to about like serious shit. Or we hang out a lot. Or we even if we just like work together to the point where like, yeah, we just hang out and we talk and we like a lot of the same stuff. that's that's one thing but like somebody that I just kind of know that's an acquaintance there's a word for that just because it's kind of a long word

compared to friend doesn't mean it's not like a useful term like I have many many acquaintances on YouTube I have very few friends on YouTube yeah I think I think saying in my language I just say I'm cool with like oh I'm cool with this person and that that classifies it

as that and if I hear somebody say like I'm not friends with somebody. A lot of times it's coupled with context too. So if somebody, because you could say like, I'm not friends with that person. And if you hear the stink on that, it might be like. Yeah, intonation, exactly. Or you might just be like, I'm not friends with them, but we're cool. You know, because then there's that little extra, just kind of a clarification.

And if you've ever said that, Chris, I'm sure it was coupled with something. But it didn't get relayed that way. It's very rarely with a sense of like stink on it. It's very rarely, it's just like, oh, yeah, we're cool. We're not, we're not friends or anything, you know? That's usually how I'll talk about it. Yeah, we're not friends. We're not friends.

What do you mean? It's just like, we've hung out. We had a beer one time. You only, you, look, God, bro. I know you. I know you. Dude, I had this conversation with all due respect, like, dude, I like you. I like you, right?

Like, I got no problems with you. But you, you only ever invite me to anything or reach out to me, like, when we happen to be in the same place. like if we happen to be at like a party and I run into you then I'll be like hey then you'll be like hey come to this thing next week but you'll never like text me that you know what I mean it's just like so we're not we're not we're not we're cool like we like we like we like each other that's fine but we're not friends okay because a friend of mine would be like hey I hey they'll text me like even Jack's films I would consider like at that at that line where it's like you are

you're kind of a friend of mine because he'll text me every now and again who like bring bring up something. It's like cool. Like I like to yeah, we are friends. Granted, there's a tier system to that. I wouldn't call them to like vent or anything, but I don't know. I think people, I think people need to just kind of, I don't know, cool, cool off. Do what I do. Think about killing by anyone over ever. Never invite anyone over to your home. You only invite people over. That is the biggest, that is the biggest ever by anyone over ever. You are the, the amount of times the amount of times

that it's like oh I got a fucking everybody in the world is gonna be at my house and like you're so it sounds so tedious but you're like

why do you why does it keep happening what does it I love having people over Christmas school we were talking about last time me and they were talking about it

Lily can't stand how much I'm over way too much the thing for you that's my nature the thing for you though is that the thing the thing for you

I think is that the the the the the your current dwelling does not accommodate how often you want to have people over it's very small it's too small for the amount of people that you have over there at any given moment it's kind of nuts it's and i always wonder why so many people though because i understood when we're younger like let's go flock to this one person's house like let's just do this all the time but at a certain point i feel like you get a a little bit older and you're like, I really like my setup. Maybe, you know, have some people come over this time.

And then like, all right, maybe it'll go. It's kind of like, there's a little bit of a division. Like we can kind of, there isn't just the one spot anymore. And I'm kind of one like, is it you got, because I feel like it would be like he said Lily, it's got to be taxing on this people. You can't just keep doing that. The thing is right. What happens is right.

I've always lived. one I hate this but being fucking Puerto Rian Caribbean I was never I'd have people over my house ever It was always like no for me instantly Like grab up but no No people can't come over right And I was always at my friend's houses all the time

I was out doing if I wasn't out playing basketball Or sleeping in my house literally I was like At one of my friend's houses And then what happened was when we moved over to California We met Joe Joe was our friend's we were always over at That was the person had like the center of universe house We're always there. And then what happened is after that, we moved to California.

And then what happened is consistently, we've had the largest house out of all of our friends. So people always come over to where we were all the time. We had the largest apartment because we were just rooming with the most people. Like we needed the most bedrooms. So like the large apartment. Yeah. And then what happened is I moved in with my other group of friends with Ben and I mean everybody. And they have to by far the largest place ever.

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But there have been times I've had like eight people over it. And Lily's like, it's too small for that. Yeah. It's just like stop. I don't stop it. Please. Enough.

Yeah. What? Everybody has a seat. Everybody's having fun. Everybody's fine. Everybody has a seat. People sitting on the floor and shit. It's weird.

People sitting in a bat and looking at it going to hang out from the house. Everybody's fine. What do you mean? It's weird. I have the space and the seating and, like, I have the space to do it, but I just never, I don't know. I just, I always forget to do things with my space, really. Like, I don't, I don't know. You forget to invite people over it.

I do. I do. I do. I do, I do, because I'm like, I don't know. You could offer, I'm not a, but subconsciously. I could. Yeah. What?

You're like, ah, I'm good. I do like the idea. I do, I do like the idea that at any point when I'm out. when I'm out, I could retreat. You know what I mean? But like if I'm here, it's like, I can't retreat. I don't know. I'm also just tired.

I'm so tired lately. I think I'm just, I'm old. All right? I'm 30, but inside I'm like 56. So like, I don't know, man. It gets, it's like 11 p.m. And I'm like, I'm ready to, I'm ready to hit the hay. So.

I feel you. Who knows? I feel you. Let's move. Let's get two more questions in before we get the fuck out of here. Yeah. A lot of people over it. I hate going to people's houses now, though, which is really crazy.

Was that why you have people over? Is that why? Yeah, he just didn't like that. I'd rather have to hear my house. I don't have to leave afterwards. That's fucking. I hate like, oh, man, I got to fucking get back home and shit. I mean, I guess I'll see you all later.

I'm like, ah, I'm out. So everybody, go home now. Let's it. Come on, right, get out. I start to shoot me out the house violently. Violently. I guess that makes sense. Because I don't really like going anywhere either.

Yeah. Hello fat. Oh, wait. Call me a goony. Call me a goony the way I chunk with my sloth. Nice. Man. Hello, fat, Bob Marley, hot buddy, holly,

Invisible, Invisible Stevie Wonder. Question. In a biopic, in a biopic movie about the snark tank, who would be the main character, secondary character, and the antagonist? Who the fuck would be the antagonist of the snark tank podcast? I can't even imagine. Right. No, but you're part of it.

Yeah. Wouldn't we have like an adversary? Have we drawn any ire from anyone? I don't think so. I did, I did get into, I just remembered this. I did get into a little bit. I cut it to a little bit of a... I wasn't even the guy.

I made a fat joke about that... That heel versus baby-faced guy? Oh, the pronoun guy? It freaked out about the pronouns? Yeah. Yeah. Because he... He's fat.

Yeah. Recently... Well, apparently he's not anymore, I guess. But, like, he recently was crying about Rainbow Flags at a grocery store. And he just tweeted, for fuck's sake, I'm just trying to get... food and then people are like then just get food right

and then so I just took a screenshot and I was like as if that stopped you from getting food you know I showed a picture of him I don't fucking like I don't follow that guy so I don't know if he's been working on himself but apparently he lost a lot of weight because I'm assuming because he got humiliated and everybody made fun of him

there's like wojacks of them now and stuff so he probably was like oh show them and he started like throwing up and shit became bulimic so you know I guess he lost a lot Out of way, good for him. Chill out, dude. Belemia is a real look, man. I have to say, look, look, look, believe.

It's a good, like, for real. Like, you can eat whatever you want and then throw it up and then, like, not gain away. It's pretty, I mean, loki, kind of a cheat code, kind of cool, kind of sick, kind of sick, kind of sick, kind of sick, fucking epic, kind of fucking dope shit. You guys call me fucking wild dog. This is crazy. There's nothing wrong.

You guys are praising bulimia. No, I'm not praising bulimia. I'm just saying it's like a, it's a, it's a, it's clever. It's a clever trick. I would say, uh, in moderation. You know? It's a needle little trick, you know? It's a neat little trick to thin yourself out.

Why spend money on Ozympic when you can just throw up? Who the fuck is Ozempic? He's one of the Greek gods. Ozzympic one of the Greek gods? He's not. He's not even a heat. Yeah, yeah. Oh, so I drew the ire of his fans and I guess the quartering ran defense.

It's funny because I didn't. didn't hear from the guy himself because he probably didn't give a shit. I don't know. You know, these probably not, it didn't bother him the way that it bothered so many other people. It was crazy. And then even the quartering got involved. And so I kind of want to like have some, I want to have a war with them as far as in this, this movie goes. Like something, something with like the, I don't know what it. It's a civil war thing. I don't know how this happens. But it gets, it's one of those scenarios. And the baby face guy in the quartering, they're, it's, um, the premises, they're, they're trying to, uh, they found, they found a, they have a serum that turns them all into how they, you know how they all look. They have like, beards and glasses and shit and they looks, you know, they found a serum that it turns you into those people.

Like, they all like, hey, we want everybody to hate rainbows and pronouns and then you look surly and shit. And we're like, no, that's dumb. We're just doing our podcast And like, all right, well, we're coming for you We're coming for you guys And then they're trying to They get Sweeney first And then he becomes like our biggest adversary

Or he's white Yeah And he has a huge surly beard And he just won't shut the fuck up About the LGBTQ community Yeah He turns into a scary He turns into fucking Quinton reviews

Stop Stop Stop Leave me alone. It would be, I'd be a person They'd laugh to first. For some reason, we're kind of ignorant to it as well, though. We're like, are you okay, Kingston?

But, like, you're clearly you look like Clinton reviews. But, like, we're like, not sure. We're like, something's different. And you try to sabotage it. I got to make a 10-hour video about I Carly. I got to do it. I got to do it. I can't, I can't, I can't stop me.

I can't stop me. You're gonna have to kill me. If you don't kill me, if you don't kill me, there will be another 10-hour video of Mike Carly. You gotta kill me. If you don't kill me, I'll kill me. If you don't kill me, I'll kill me. Oh, man.

God damn. Anyway. Is that true? Is that, is that, is that, no, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. What is what true? Is what true? What are you asking? Does he actually have a ridiculously long Icarly video?

He has a... He has a several. So, okay, so he has one called... So there are various Nickelodeon shows, right? Teen Nickelodeon shows. No, I'm talking about, like, the teen Nick show. Like, we know about Icarly, but there's like salmon cat and like victorious and these are in Icarly, these things. So he has videos.

it's like, okay, the collapse of salmon cat. Nine hours, 30 minutes. Nine hours, 30. Okay, so that's the longest one, to be fair. The decay of salmon. Wait, wait, wait, right. I'm sorry, because I'm looking at what you're looking at now. Yeah.

In what? It's lunacy. Bro. How, the decay and the collapse? What's the fucking difference in the premise? Well, once a six and a half. Collapse is when it falls down. Decay when they disappear.

Yeah, yeah. So here's the thing. The collapse of salmon cat, nine hours, 30 minutes. The decay of Salmon Cat, six hours, 30 minutes. The failure of victorious, five hours and 30 minutes. I binged I Carly. Good name for video, by the way. Four hours and 45 minutes.

The scandal of Salmon Cat, five hours. So, yeah, I mean... How old is this guy? The failure of Victoria. How did this dude? Bro, the failure of victorious five and a half hours, the end of victorious is eight hours. You have to understand. The thing you have to understand about these videos is that I'm pretty sure these videos are longer than the runtime of the entire series.

I don't, like, I don't. They're not, they're not, right? I'm convinced they are. But God damn. Because an episode is 20 minutes. An episode is 22, 22 minutes, max. So that's like what? You figure...

You might be right, you're saying... So you're assuming there's only about 20 episodes. There definitely is more than 20 episodes. Are there? Well, I don't know. I've never seen these shows. I've watched over 20 episodes of victorious. 100%.

100%. What was this 48-minute videos about McDonald's? What a fucking... What is this guy just... He's just throwing shit up now? Like, he just doesn't do any fucking work? Only 48 minutes. Derek, do you remember when...

I don't know if we should talk about this. on the show. Do you remember, were you there when we shared the Airbnb? Yes. We'll just leave it. We'll leave it. What a fucking, that guy. He just disappeared without saying bye to anybody.

It was so strange. That guy, dude, I just want to say this. This piss me off so much. And I've said this publicly before. I think I made a video called Quentin Review as a tool, like a Twitter trash, because it was him. He started it. He, like, went out and started saying some dumb shit,

unprompted from years ago. It was like some, it was around that VidCon thing. And he unprompted to start talking shit. Nobody was saying anything. There was nothing trending online. He was just like, I'm just going to come out and fucking virtue signal. And then so people started flaming him and then started talking about how fucking weird he was at the VidCon.

But we all went to somewhere. I don't remember where. It might have been a bar. I don't fucking know. But we were all trying to get. Uber's back to the same fucking place, and it was hard because there's so many people trying to get back. He snagged one. Did not invite anybody

in the fucking car. Not one person. Fucking piece of shit asshole. We're all trying to literally all going back to the same fucking Airbnb. Yeah. Quentin reviews just like... That pissed me the fuck off. I don't know. Maybe he's just very socially in that, but like there is some, he's fucking

like, he talks, I've heard him talking about like, yeah, it's weird. Like Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion,

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And it's like maybe just reflect on how you act. around people and how maybe you're a bit inconsiderate how about that maybe like i don't know like he's just yeah i don't know whatever it's not it's not it's not it's not this is old this is old shit but it's it does it does stick out to me like to the point where it's like yeah i mean dude if if everybody around you just unanimously doesn't like you and you're aware of that just maybe i don't know man like i don't know how that doesn't raise some flags for you you know It's strange, but let's move on to, uh, let's get on to the fucking credits. Let's get the fuck out of here.

Woo! Let's get on out of here. Thank you, everybody. People don't like me, right? Nobody, yeah, everybody hates you. I don't get me fucking don't like me. They're all stupid for not liking me. I'm really likable.

I'm a good dude. If they don't like me, they're dumb. They're stupid. If they don't like me. It's their fault. It was funny. I don't think. I could respect that review, that point of view.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It would be better. It would be a lot better. People don't like me. I don't care. But instead it's like, people don't like me. But I don't really get why.

And I think kind of it's everybody else's fault. People get so mad that I shit in their toilet and don't flush. It's like, bro. That's your toilet. You flush that, dude. If people don't like me. You flush it. If people don't like me, here's the thing.

If anybody comes out and they're like, if anybody comes out and they're like, I don't like Chris. I understand. I don't because look man I'm here I'm around me 24-7 I'm not I'm not thrilled either so like yeah totally like whatever that's fine I've never had I've never had that I've never had that experience in real life online I'm sure there's no shortage right there's no shortage yeah I've never had somebody who what what happened one girl that hated me Kayla Rivera I remember Remember this bitch. She hates her.

I told a story before on the store one. It's hated me. She fucking hated me. I don't know. What did you do? Literally nothing. That doesn't sound right. Our friend groups were tangentially near each.

Sounds like a quitting situation. Are you fucking? No, no. I'm being real. I'm, I have my shortcomings. But this is back when I was like trying to be nicer to people because I was at high school.

She was obviously. see a girl that was having some looking so I was at least not rude to her. I was like, ah, maybe I can pipe that one day. So I'm actually like, you know, sow some seeds of like kind of half-naceness. Sure. You know, and she just hated me. She hated me so much. And my girlfriend was friends with her.

And I was like, why does she hate me so much? And she was like, honestly, I really don't know. You're like not a really hateable dude. She hated me. She's, she never found out why. One day I was very rude to me. It doesn't sound like her. It doesn't sound like her hating me.

I was super rude to her one day. So do you think is possible? And this is just all I'm doing just spit. right. A lot of times when people don't, they, a lot of times when people, you don't know a reason, a lot of times there are, of course, there's a reason, but it could just be you're completely self-aware. Could it be maybe she actually wanted to smash, but you were with Lily or something? No, it was way before Lily. I was way before Lily. Young, it was like young. I was in like 10th and 11th grade. She just hated me. But that was like really rude to her. And she had a reason to hate me after that moment because I was like super rude to her. I was like, what the fuck did I do to you? But before you said she would give me a stank face. Like I'd be talking.

Like, everybody would be talking that I would talk and she'd give me a fucking stank face. So why didn't you ask her? That should drive me nuts. And I'm like, why? I don't. How can me never ask her? I hope you have nothing but bad times. I hope your nightmares are ceaseless.

And I hope your waking days are full of agony. Fuck you, Kayla. You stupid bitch. God, damn. I don't know, man. She probably had no reason to hate me, bro. I was so, you never asked, dude. I was so not fucked up to her, dude.

Go ask her. Where's she at? Where's she at? Go ask her. I'm, you know what, bitch? I'm going to go on Facebook. Like, bitch, the fuck that I ever do to you, nigga. Don't.

That's the first thing you say after all these years. Yo, it's been like, bro, it's been, I graduated high school 12 years. It's been like 13 years. You're like out of nowhere. The fuck's your problem. I hate me. The fuck I threw you. Don't even, yeah, just right.

Just say what the fuck is your problem? That's it. Don't put anything else. See what? She's going to be like, what? What did I do to you? What if she just had a resting bitch face? No, she was rude to me.

I was thinking that too. I was thinking that too. She was actively mean to me. I was like, ouch. You know, I just remember my homie had a similar problem, but he actually attacked the guy. So I know I was pissed off because I missed it. We're walking down the, the hall in high school.

And he was like, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go fucking attack this guy. Somebody egged him on and do it. And I was like, okay, whatever, and I turned the corner to go to my class.

And literally after I turned the corner, he ran at the guy and assaulted him. Because apparently he just said, there was this guy. There was this guy that was just always mad dogging him. They never spoke. And he was like, I don't know,

this guy just has a fucking problem with me. And so he attacked him. He just attacked him. And I was like, I'm so mad that I. I missed that. I could have just waited like five seconds. And then he fucking went Wolverine mode.

It's pretty cool. He's like, Bersackarvaj. You know, it's really funny. It's really funny. She's a single mom now. That's hilarious. God, God provides, bro. The Lord provides, bro. The Lord provides, bro. God's plan.

She's still stuck in our hometown. She's a single mom, bro. Lord provides, man. The Lord provides, bro. That's all you got to say. This guy swears he's a good person. This gentleman, right? Look, look, look, I'm not a good, look, I'm a human like everybody else and I have my moments of spitefulness, right? But the Lord provides, bro.

That's all I got to say. Ask and you shall receive. This high schooler was mean to you and you're like, good. You're a single mom. Good. I hope the dad's dead too. Hope he's not even thought around. Hope he's gone.

Hope he can't show back. Oh, my God. Please do the countdown. I don't want to curse this girl anymore. Fuck that bitch Three Two One

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From when you were an asshole And then like I mean you know, we got no choice. Oh, God, please. I was so not terrible. I was so not terrible yet. Yeah, but it's your word against, what is it, a woman's word?

Oh, no. Wait, guys, seriously, don't. Don't. So, because I'm, I'm a, it's a woman and I'm black. No matter what I lose. She can say anything. She can say anything. Is she black?

Yeah, Kingston did some crazy shit to her. Huh? Is she black? He raped the whole building full of people, and that's it. I'm gone. The cops will come in here and take me away. And I'm like, y'all believe that? A whole building?

Does something that horrible go so far that it becomes impressive? Like, like, is that something. She is black. She's a black team. If you were able to rape an entire building of people, you're like, God damn. That's crazy. How the fuck did he do that? It's so crazy to do that.

It is. That really does. Like, you're at the, you're at, you're at the prosecution taking notes. Because you're like, yo,

this is, we have to invest in technology to prevent it. Through the drains? Motherfucker. He crawled, he crawled through people's fucking faucets. He,

he's fucking, ah, yeah. He's fucking up. their pipes, bro, crawling through it. He's the most prolific, he's the most prolific serial rapist of our time. And it's like, why?

He has no, he has no bones. He has no bones. He just slides through like a fucking octopus through a quarter-sized hole and just ends up in your fucking, and then because he has no bones, he's like not very rigid. So he's like, he's like, he's like a series of wet towels.

Oh my god It kind of just sounds like It literally just an octopus man It's just a Yeah It's just an octopus man He just and he just raped the entire building And the judge is like you know what

I will reduce your sentence If you tell me how the fuck you were able to do all this And he's like You'll get off scot-free He's like well Tell me I'd do it Well doc He's just doing the wave

He's doing the wave He's doing a wave back and forth. It's because I got no bones. I hope he got time. He sits down and in detail explains like, does it. His whole body, his whole body is like, his entire body is like Stephen Hawking's jaw. Whereas it's kind of like, it's a little off and a little italicized, a little bit slanted, you know? Italicized.

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smother a fire is wild. Yeah. He's like, no worry, guys. He's chugged shit all over the building. He stops to build from burning down.

People don't want to go back in their apartments and get everything everything's covered in shit. Like, I'd rather you just let it burn. There's at least fire insurance. Now my house is just shit covered.

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shit Like There's particles. You know when you open a fire hydrant? It's like that. Just. It's, it's,

it's, it's, completely uncontrolled shit. Lacing it. And that is a big fire. This is a big fire. It's a big fire. It's a big fire is out of control,

too. Oh, fuck. Shit so hard. It's snowed shit. It snowed. Some kids outside. Some kids outside.

He's like, that, that, I, I'd, I'd be so... Ew! Why would they do that?

It's not the right color. Because he thinks it's snow. They're dumb. They're dumb. Brown snow. This snow's dark skin. It looks white. It looks white because it's nighttime and there's fire, so it's just like it's the light

reflecting off of the brown snow that makes it look like it could potentially be just like... It's just like the red light bouncing off of the snow. It's like maybe it's like maybe it's. red snow and you go it's like that's feces yeah that's

straight up that is feces that is fecal matter some four year some five year old kid that's feces hmm huh

that poop huh sir this is shit I would have to kill the guy that did that the lack of curiosity

if I ate snow thinking it was shavish if I ate should the it was snow, I'd have to kill that person. Oh yeah, you gotta die. Oh, yeah. If I saw the guy shitting on the fire, I'd

probably, well, see, it's the problem. I wouldn't tackle him because I'll get shit all over. If he turns around, he'll blast with that. You'll get hurt. You'll get hurt while they get covered. If he has enough shit to put out of fire, he would definitely kill you for sure. It's really like a fire. It's like, it's got to throw a rock at him really hard to get him to stop. You got to, you got to

somehow distract it. You got to go to the anime moments where you, like, you run past me throw a rock and a rock bounces, and this is it gets near him, he displeases attention, he can knock him out, hopefully. But what if he keeps shit while he's unconscious? What if he's done?

What if he's holding back because he's conscious? And when he's unconscious, it's full flight. Oh, no, the entire damn collapses. It sounds like, it sounds like Niagara Falls and a bubbling cauldron. Like at the same time. Ew. Just like.

That's heinous. Keep me in the names, please. I'm in the gizness. I'm in the gizziness of gizzerie. I'm giving this man top. He's got a penis like an hourglass. It's thick and kind of long.

I mean, he could have did the best. I could have did better. Yeah, the last part was rack with an hourglass penis. He's got a penis. like an hourglass. That is fucking crazy.

But I think, so I'm, I'm stuck on that. Here's the thing. Here's the thing about this. It's just, I'm in the gizziness of jizzery is so next level good that like I forgive the rest of it for being kind of like bland. You know what I mean? It's like you can, you take, I think this should be one of them that we write. I think it's just too good.

That's too good of a first line to not use. It's a hard song to see. That song would be kind of hard to make. gay. It is hard to say. It's just the chorus is this still it's not in I don't think either of our ranges. We can get a female

I wonder if Kaylee was doing it. Forst Kaylee to sing the fucking hook. That's crazy. I have never seen her once even like any of that gay shit. Like it's right you know when you see people they hit like the like button. I don't know if she finds that funny.

She'd be so. I'm gonna mention it like, She might not find it funny, she might do it. She might do that. You have to pay her. It doesn't find it funny we have to pay her. Never fucking pay her. No, absolutely not.

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like, you know, like, where they, it's your birthday or whatever, they get like the tequila and they put like a shot in your mouth and they have a whistle and they like fucking like shake your head around. You ever done anything like that before? Yeah. Yeah, like that like, but squirt.

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like that is like there's wildhors in America dude no I know I understand that's I understand that's literally true it just doesn't register that doesn't seem like I don't there's something spiritually about that that feels wrong because they're so I didn't.

Yeah, yeah. It would be like seeing a free-range washing machine. Like, I don't... Okay, yeah, see, I don't purely see them as inanimate tools. I mean, I would say... It's very associated with humans, though. Which is domestication in a way that I probably didn't see them as wild until I played Red Dead Red Dead Redemption. And then I was thinking like, oh yeah, of course there'd be a bunch of wild horses.

They all fucked a bunch and then they were just running all over the place for a while. like Spanish brought them over here. They fucked each other and then they fucking went everywhere. That makes perfect sense. They got brought here by the Spanish? Yes. Horses aren't American animals. They're not native to America.

I thought, I know there's water because I know in like in New England area there's wild horses. That's awesome. Yeah. That's fucking crazy. I thought, I've always thought because you know, you're a kid, cowboys and Indians, you just assumed Native Americans are here. Horses were here.

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They're still around They're not Are they? They're very endangered They're very endangered But yes Buffalo are still around Are they?

Buffalo Yeah Are Buffalo around That's an amazing question Today It sounds stupid as hell Yeah, but today Bison Buffalo? Yeah.

Well, yeah. Is that interchangeable? Because I know, because I've had bison meat several times. I just, I didn't know it was like the same. A bison is a bisexual buffalo according to, according to Google. Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. I'm not joking.

That's what it says. That's what it says. The bison is. have earrings. The bison have earrings. The bison have their nails painted, and that's how you know. The, yeah, I don't know. I actually don't know. It just says bison live in. I googled our buffalo around. And it's just, the, the Google response was today bison live in all 50 states. So I assume, like, I don't, are buffalo still around. Currently there are approximately 20,500 planes bison in conservation herds and an additional 420,000 in commercial herds. While bison are no longer threatened with extinction, oh, okay.

The species faces other challenges. Wait, so are they buffalo? Are bison buffalo? We'll see. So I'm looking there's a very different, when you look at them, they look very. different in a way, like, say, look at the Bison and they're... I think Bison, they're the same thing. I'm sure, well, probably in the same, I mean, relative, but if you just look at how they

look, a Buffalo versus the Bison look very different. Oh, so apparently Buffalo, uh, Buffalo are native or indigenous to South Asia and Africa. So they're not like, Bison are found in North America and parts of Europe, but it's, it's, they're more, they're native in, in those places. So you're probably more likely to find wild buffalo and bison there than you are here. Because I feel like here is more like, I don't know, farms or something or conservation stuff. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.

All I know is that I see bison meat every once in a while at this grocery store and I grab it. Bison burgers are fucking delicious, man. Buffalo to bison are similar to the idea from like wolves to coyotes. Probably, but yeah, okay. That makes sense. I can see that. I'd have to read into it because I just feel like stupid. stupid. Like I just...

I mean, they're all fucking dogs. They're all dogs. They're all dogs. Everything with four legs is a dog on this place. Everything's a dog. Everything's a dog. Cats aren't dogs. Cats are dogs. Cats are dogs. Cows are dogs. Horses are dogs. They're all fucking dogs.

You say that and I actually I put anything that looks adorable, I put puppy on the end of it. So if I see a horse, I'm like, oh, look a horsey puppy. Oh, look at the... You're a dog. A dog. That's what you're saying. If someone came to me and they said, look at the horsey, I would kill that person.

I would kill that man. So you can't picture a little horsey. What was it, what was it Arby's that had the fucking, was it Arby's that had the horsey sauce or something? Oh, yeah, yeah. That is such a fucking disgusting snake for a sauce. I hate it. I hate it so much. You know, I wasn't trying to spell a horsey.

I wasn't sure if it was IE or EY And that's how I found out Because like I saw somebody post a meme about So someone posted a meme about You know that ragged bone guy That I'm only human or whatever They posted a thing It was it was a Vash meme thing or whatever

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Okay, but it's not the most. That was the entire crux of the argument. I wasn't saying that it wasn't popular. Okay, Mari was saying that is one of the most popular now. Okay, so that's what this miscommunication on the play. Yeah, yeah. Because it's like, I'm sure it's popular. Like, among anime people, like, I know.

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No. I feel like, I never, I never thought you would. You know, honestly, it's like, I never. I would have thought about it. I showed you guys a clip of it when we were at Ozzy South last time. I'm glad I don't remember. I'm very happy I don't remember at all. Good show.

Good. I'm not watching anything that's called Jiu-Jitsu. It'd be like watching like boxing Bakugan and there's no boxing in it. Like, I'm not watching that shit. The fuck are you talking about. Yeah. That's how I felt about Rocky. There was like, there was not a single rock in that movie.

And I was furious. There was, in fact, the whole Rocky in that movie. There's no rocks in that movie. I'm going to watch, I'm going to watch all of the movies and I'm going to find the scene where there's, there's a rock in there. But you fucking, you're wrong. Doesn't he go rock skipping? in a movie? Maybe.

He skips rocks. I'm pretty sure he does that. I've never seen Rocky. That might be Mandela. I'm not a tongue and enough to know. I'm not a tongue enough. I'm not a tongue that's no by heart. I've definitely seen.

I've definitely seen... I've definitely seen the first rocket. I know that. I don't know if I've seen the rest of them. I don't know if I've seen the rest of them. Because I remember the part where he basically like... I mean, he gives off very rape energy with Adrian at certain parts of that movie. And I'm like, I don't know.

They won't leave her alone. I don't know if... Especially because... Paulie's saying like she's kind of retarded. Like, Pauley is being like... She's kind of like, you know, a little slow. And he's kind of... She's kind of...

I kind of want them. But she kind of sounds like... Somebody... Get this off my screen. I don't want this. Such a... I just... I'm going to raise your kids...

I'm going to raise your kids to bully. Yeah I'm like dad This shit's gay, bro That's insane The fact the thing The race kids period It's madness

I mean Statistically I can I know about you Yeah Good point Yeah Kings is gonna abandon his kids day one I promise

I'm so sure of it He's gonna be like This is getting in the way My Digimon So hard I can't even I can't play my fucking Digimon without changing a diaper

I'm sick of this Having them That's why I'm not having a That's crazy. I'm not having any, bro. That's crazy. You think you have a choice. You think it's not going to just happen at some point.

It's going to happen. Lily's going to let you know five months in. She's going to be like, by the way. By the way, King's gone. And then five months later, I'm going to disappear. I'm due tomorrow. And it's not bees. It's a son.

It's not a bottle of bees these time. I'm actually pretty, I'm actually weirdly good with kids up to a point. Like there's a point where I, I'm kind of, once they're like 11, it's like, I don't know. I like elbowing them in the face. They're pretty cool. Children adore me. And I hate it. Yeah, whatever,

pedophile. I hate it. Fucking weird ass. Why'd you go there? Why'd you go there, you weirdo? You're fucking creep. I don't know. This guy's talking about how much he children love him and he loves them. He's solvating and shit. I'm like, that's going on.

I in fact said, I hate kids. You said you said you love kids so much that you have a hard drive dedicated to them, right? That's what you said? You said like, I love kids so much. I have a hard drive full of them. This freaking pedophile said that kids love it. I heard that too. He loves it.

I just think it's weird. I just think it's weird like whenever I go to your house. I think it's so sexy. I think it's weird that whenever I go to your house and I open the door, I come in and you're running into your room with a hard drive labeled kids. I think it's weird. I think it's weird. Like, I don't know what. It's the.

Mac Miller mixtape, bro. What are you talking about? Can you imagine? Can you imagine? Like, just like he's got kids on his computer. It's like, and it's just the Mac Miller mix tape. Oh, man. Holy fuck.

You said hard drive. So I'm sorry. I pictured him like with a Western digital like a C-Gate hard drive. And it says kids on it. He's running into his room with it. It's like, dude, what were you doing with that? What are you doing with? Like

Like I feel like that has to happen before like I feel like something that has to happen And I'm like like somebody Look at this fucking idiot talking two miles away from the microphone What just Like it has to be There has to be things like that happening where like Someone calls the cops on so like Like something's going on that's not

It sounds really terrible But they get there And everybody's just like This is a good laugh I saw a good laugh Come on I saw a post on Twitter I saw a post on Twitter that's It shows somebody

It was like I called the police or I called the fire department because I saw a fire burning in an apartment, and it was just a really big TV with a Yule log on it. Success starts with your drive, an American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh,

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Yeah You think you're the only If there's a fire going on Do you think you're the only one who notice And like I have to call the Like I like I'm saying It's just like at that point You know some people

Let me let me I tried one time to do The the freeway of favor. Freeway was kind of smoking, like a patch. It looked like somebody threw something on it. I'm like, Jesus Christ,

I'm about turning to a big fire. Call the fire department. They're like, yeah, we've gotten several notifications. Like, we appreciate it, though. And it's like, oh, yeah, yeah, no shit. No shit, Derek. No shit. I'm not the only person in the world that passes by this fucking place.

Can I say something real quick? Before you move on to the credits? I don't normally crank it to images, but this Jennifer Love Hewitt Shear Top thing is doing something It's not bad It's not a bad image at all It's such a good image

Oh my God It is a mid image It's not amazing But there's something about it It's like it feels welcoming It's what it is It's like I feel safe It's nice

I just a safe I haven't beat my dick to an image In so long bro It feels so It really has been It's time to go back It feels primitive It feels like

It feels like It feels like trying to It's feel like trying to cook your meat with a fucking twig and a rock. With a lighter. With a lighter. They're trying to cook a steak with a lighter. Like what am I doing?

That nice put in it and shit. Delicious. Let's just finish this, dude. I don't know where we're even, where are you at even? You know, honestly, guys, I lost my place. I lost my place. So I think, I think it's best, I think it's best if we just start again. We start from the top.

Just read every name in one word. We gotta read their names Thanks guys Thanks guys for coming Yeah All right Driv MH Lord of Homest Joe Pesci and Killing Batman

We read these We read these Norwegian Game Dev Oh yeah yeah I'm gonna steal your bones They were made in a factory A bomb factory I've come so hard

It's shot so far But in the end And that's it He didn't finish Come on He dies I like that I like that

He's relying on us to finish it And I actually like I think he died. I come so hard. It's shot so far. I'm shot so far. That's good. It is good.

In the end. I don't know what. I don't know. It's like the Sopranos of a final episode. And then it just is. He's dead. He's gone. Hey, I'm Tony.

I'm dead. And then the show ends. Is that what happened? Hey, I'm Tony. I'm dead. End word for no reason. It didn't. It got shot so far

But in the end It didn't even splatter I had I don't know Oh that's what it went down his throat Like straight up just It didn't even touch anything He killed himself with his own nut bro Is that what's happened?

One gay I don't know why I don't know One gay I'm gay I don't know why I don't know why It doesn't even

It doesn't even matter how hard you try. It's just the it's the same thing the rest of that. It's like the boulevard of broken dreams. I'm gay. I don't know why. It doesn't even matter how hard you try.

Keep that in mind. I'm excited. I am gay. Time is a valuable thing. Watch it fly by is the pendulum swings. Time's back. Watch countdown at the end of the day. The clock.

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fell apart then it'd be my meal all time I tried so hard and it's the regular song now

it's the regular song now. It's the regular song. Yeah. I like the idea of interrupting. There's something, I like the idea that it interrupts like, I am gay. Time is a valuable thing.

Watch it fly. And every time it's I am gay. If I can find the acapellas of like both of their vocals, I'll chop out the beginning of his parts and put I am gay and leave everything else the rest. I would absolutely do that project. Whereas that's the only thing that's changed. People are like, wait. That starts becoming a. gay covers, you just insert

I'm gay into your thing. You start getting lazy as fuck with your covers. It is just that, dude. I like it. I like it a lot. Hell yeah. So watch him come. I don't explain to a guy.

I had to explain to a guy. I was in the sauna and he was asking me about my tattoos if I knew anybody. And then we got into a conversation. I really didn't want to tell him. I really don't want to tell him. He's like, yeah, so like, what do you do? And I'm like, you know, whatever.

podcast, whatever. He was like, what do you guys talk about? I was like, ah, you know. And then like, I was like, fuck, I don't, I don't want to, I don't know how this guy feels about this stuff. And then we got onto the, the things about my,

he saw my Instagram, because we exchanged Instagram. He's like, oh, damn, you have so many views. And I'm like, and he's like, what do you, he didn't see, he didn't hear anything. And I was like, uh, quick disclaimer. I was like, it's, you know,

yeah, it's just songs. I just do. charities of them. You know, like just, 13-year-old, you know, I was just trying to soften the blow it and I'd be like, he looked like,

I just sing about penises. He left. I sing about penises, dude, and people think it's funny. They think it's big funny, big, big, funny.

And I'm just like, how do I, how do I ease this guy into this without I'm thinking I'm a maniac? Yeah. I constantly, I constantly get prostrations with Lily's family. We're like,

Kingston, what do you do? Kekston, get the, uh, Wait, what are you Travajando? Kingst. And I'm like,

uh, uh, I'm like, uh, podcast with my accounts receivable. Accounts receivable. Accounts receivable.

Uh, see. See. Uh, where is, don't this podcast. Uh, uh,

YouTube. Uh, sometimes you got a lie. What do you got a lie. What do you got a lie. Uh, uh, no,

no, no, um, Um, Joe Rogan experience. experience. I work on the show or a podcast.

It's worse because it's in Spanish. I have to like, all right, I got to speak Spanish. I got to remember what words I have to say correctly. And I got to somehow lie them away from the podcast.

Dude, I don't want to be a really lie. I'm not fluent in. I hate when my family finds me online. And luckily, they mostly find me on us, dude. Dude,

I, embarrassing that shit is because you remember what that guy said one of our one of our listeners said something like i try to show my girlfriend our stuff and what did he he whatever he's funny at all it was something bull yeah some bullshit whatever we were talking about she thought it was fucking awful and that's every episode is so much like there's though you can't be like where do you go is every we've built every episode we've built a show for for such a specific type of person. And it's like, because this is, look, there's a lot of podcasts that run like a very,

there's a lot of podcasts that run a very tight ship, they're very scheduled. Or you have like something that's like, you know, Joe Rogan where he's just got like these high profile guests or something. And we get, I have guests sometimes. But largely what this is, this is a bunch of fucking retard shooting the shit.

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And that's what I want the show to be. You know what I mean? I don't want it to be anything else. I don't want to be like it's kind of why the guys. guest episodes are a little bit, like, they're very different, like, generally. Like, they're not, like, some of them are, some of them aren't. But, like, it's just, it's difficult to have a guest in that environment unless they're, like, very in, you know, they're very up for it. Jack was so up for it.

And we've had some other guests who are up for it, too. Jakey was great in person as well. Zach, early on. John. Yeah, we've had some people, but, like, it's just like, yeah, it's just such a strange. I'm glad people like it. I'm glad the Patreon, like, continues to grow. It's kind of wild that it does.

I'm kind of shocked. I think it'll only improve. To be honest, I am. Yeah, it'll only improve once we get, once we get in person. Once we're in person, it's going to be like a whole, I'm so, I'm really so excited about that. Like, I can't even express, like, how pumped I am to have that ex-ableness. I have a lot of, I have a lot of anxiety, like anticipation.

Huh? Yeah. Excuse me? I don't know. I guess that's to be Dave Rubin. I mean, we should have Dave Rubin come over. I wasn't sure if you said that. I was like, we didn't say Dave Rubin, did he?

We should have Dave Rubin. We could make fun of it. We can make fun of it. in person. Thanks for having me on, guys. How's your husband? How's your gay-ass husband, you fucking pussy? You stupid pussy.

How's your husband? How's your gay husband? How's your he-wife? So you say, he-wife is crazy. I heard you stole two babies. I heard you stole some babies, you fucking, you sick, fucking bastard. You stole babies because you couldn't make any with your gay husband. No, I want to.

No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I want to grift with him. I want to grift with him. I want to be like, Dave. I want to be Dave. What do you think big gay is up to?

What do you think big gay is trying to do? Well, big gay is being gay. Well, the big gay is trying to make all young men gay. Dude, you're on to something, though, because it was like when, um, when Tim Poole when I tried to, I was like, oh, he released that stupid song. I'll write a song in three days and it'll be better. And then he got relayed. He didn't realize that I was trying to, you know, disrespect him.

He didn't realize that. So what I realized, all those people over in that spear probably have no idea that, like, we think they're fucking retarded. And we can, like, reach out to them and be, hey, man, it's been a long time and heard from me like six fucking years. Come on the podcast. We'll discuss woke mobs and shit. Dude, honestly, that's kind of, that would be fucking, that would be, we really have to, we really, no, hold on. We really have to dedicate ourselves to that character, though, is the thing like, we really have to, like, we can't, we can't let it slip. We can't let it slip.

We have to, like, play the part. Because think about all the clips. Think about, because think about all the cliffs that would be taken from it. Oh, man. Derek, every time it happens, every time somebody needs a moment, you got to put your hand. We got to, one second, and you walk out the room real quick. And you laugh and you got to, you have 10 seconds. You have 10 seconds to expel all of it in one big burr.

One big, and then you walk back in and you sit down. Sorry about that. So what were you saying about Big Gay again? Big Gay. I think it would be so good. Watson on? I don't know. I don't know.

Sargon or Paulters of Watson. No. Sargon is, I think is too. Sargon is aware. Sargon is aware, I think. He is. He must do. Yeah, I think so.

I think Sargon is. Sargon is, but I don't know if anybody else is really. I think, I think we, like, I think we could, we could get the quartering on, I think. The quartering, me and the quartering have a wild argument about comic books. I think that would be, wait, hold on. We could talk. Such a good thing to do. Because we could talk about, like, not even just a quartering, but like, just in general.

I feel like we could be like, yeah, I'm sick of these, like, woke. He's like, the way they're force-fitting all this shit. And it's like, now we got black characters in movies, and it's like, do we really need more black people? Like, do we really fucking need it? and then we'll just like go to them into these totally I think that would be so fun already like they already have

this idea this idea of fucking what grifters is so blade I love that just stroking them just stroking their ego making the thing like they're making great points and shit and then like they what happens we only get like maybe two before they want to want to fuck with us anymore

yeah it would be like a very arrogantry situation it would be a very arrogantry situation where like we could only really do it a couple times before he got out. But I think it'd be worth trying. It would be really funny, though.

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On the 6th floor And rounding out our list Is the notorious King of Half Hazard Is this the longest tangent? Is this the longest credits that we've had? Probably

We started the credits At an hour or something I think. No way. This one really got out of hand. This one really got out of hand, I think. I'll clock it, but this is definitely, it's so long that I felt like it was never going to end.

It actually, yeah, I really, I don't think, I think we're in hell. I think this is hell. It's purgatory. You got to either do better or keep doing this.

And that's what makes it worse. You got to stop it. Some episodes are going to go long. Some episodes are going to go short. It'll be like a treat. It'll be like a little bit, like sometimes, look, Man, it'll be like a good little surprise for people. It's like, ooh, people love it.

People, I do notice that people love it when they're like, you know it's going to be a banger episode when the credits start and there's an hour left. People love that shit. Yeah, yeah. So whatever, you know. We don't make a point. I do want to make a point. This one, this one is absurd.

It is absurd. There's so much absurd stuff that I don't even know. I was like, what could I possibly name this episode? Like, there's so much shit happened that I could. Oh, Citeria. Scythea, that's right. Yeah. We'll just name it.

You should name it Sythia. It should be Scythia's legs open, but someone's jumping in a pool and water coming out. You're fucking... Like water coming off to like the blast of the pool. I'm not going to do that. Name it, name it squirt compilation. Squirting. I mean, that is actually clean.

It doesn't actually... It doesn't have to be dirty. Naming it squirt compilation. Yeah, yeah. It'll be like a... Put the picture of the little turrets. from finding Nemo. Yeah, is that name squirt or something?

His name is squirt. Oh, it's named Scyth. Oh, gotcha. His name is not Scythira. The turtle from Fadneal is not named Saitre. Yeah, the thumbnail, the thumbnail could be the turtle, that baby turtle, but it's like a million of him. It's like a bunch of him because it's a squirt compilation.

I don't know. Whatever, we'll figure it out. Nice. It might, we don't know what the name. with the cool shades. Do you remember that? Remember from the Indigo League? The Squirtle of Squirrel.

The Squirrel Squad. That's it. Damn. I forgot. They had the squirting squad. I like that. That's pretty good. The squirting squad.

Why is Ann Hathaway trend? Yeah. Oh my God. Anne Hathaway dead. Anne Hathaway dead at 12. The fuck she's 12? She's fucking de-aged. I'm out of here.

She de-aged then died. Yeah. Would that be a Benjamin Butt situation? Like Benjamin Button dead at two. Benjamin Button dead at three weeks old. He lived a long life. One second. Before we go,

is Benjamin Button the stupidest fucking concept for a movie of all time? Like when you think about it? Like when you actually think about it, is that not this? Like, it sounds like something that was thought of on this and you would immediately just be like,

shut the fuck up. You wouldn't even entertain it for a second longer. What if a baby? was born old and then it got as it got older it gets younger and then it goes to a baby and dies like what did that's how it worked wouldn't that be crazy you literally would like there would be a pause of like that's the stupidest thing ever heard of and you would move on but they made it into a movie does his bones get stronger as he got older or did they get weaker as he got older hot but he's getting younger as he's getting older so like what do you even mean by

that question you know what I mean like which what older are we You know how as you grow older to a certain point your bones get stronger, right? That's not true. My bones have been deteriorating for years. They get stronger. They call it man strength. Man strength. But he's old already.

So as he borroth old frail bones? Or like, yeah, so he's all fucked up? Or is it malleable kid bones that can grow into strong bone? Like at what point is he is most powerful at 25 or at 76? you know Yeah, 48, 48, 48. 48, strong as shit.

He's strongest. Benjamin Button fucked you up at 48. Benjamin Button is like a movie that came out too late because I feel like it's like one of those movies like it's an absurd premise

but I think it would have fit in the era of like Edward Scissor Hands you know what I mean? Where it's like, yeah, what if there was a guy with scissors for hands? And it's just like, that's fucking stupid. Sure, let's do it. Tim Burton?

Handling Benjamin Button would have been goaded. That would have been going on the ceiling It's like that It's like I'm old I'm old I'm old but I'm a baby

I'm a baby But I'm old That's a whole movie It's just wacky It's just like it'll be It'll be fun Everyone's like who And it's Johnny Depp and Michael Keaton

So together And that's that's the All right guys I'm leaving now You guys continue this episode I'm fucking out of here This has been This has been a fucking dumpsterbite.

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