The Snark Tank - #213: Hmurderguy?

Episode Date: March 7, 2024

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Did you guys hear? Did you guys hear? Welcome to Star Tank Podcast. Did you hear that H. Bomber guy killed... Did you know that H. Bomber guy killed James Somerton? Did you see that? H. Bomber guy killed James Somerton. Now, word up. Allegedly.

Potentially, who knows? Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. By one person named Christopher Raymond Gunther.

I've heard, I've heard sources. So, if anybody's not caught up with this. I've made up say this. For anyone that is, uh, For anyone that is not caught up with this. I don't even think we talked about it on the show. I don't think we completely skipped this. We completely skipped it.

It was just so outside of our... It was just so gay. I just didn't want to talk about how gay it was. It was completely, I will say, everything about it was completely outside of my interest. I didn't give a shit about this guy. I've never seen this guy before. I've never heard of this guy outside of my wheelhouse entirely. So there was this huge plagiarism scandal with this guy.

H. Bomber guy did this big, big video. kind of taking him down along with other playlists. A lot of other people. And this is several months ago now. He came out with an apology video kind of immediately after. It didn't go so well. Then he waited a couple months.

And I think recently, like in the last couple weeks he put out, or like maybe in the last couple days, even as we're recording this, I'm not entirely sure. He put out a video called like a measured response, which was like kind of like a more, I guess like a, I don't know, like a beta-tested focus group tested apology video?

I don't know. I didn't watch it because I don't care. But there's speculation, there's speculation that he might have, he might have jumped off a bridge or something. Yeah, he might be gone. Backflip, you know.

Backflip off the Golden Gate Bridge. Which is fucking wild because I'm thinking, so I'm thinking of this from the perspective of a content creator, right? And I think about like, man, if I made a video that made somebody kill themselves, how would I feel? Like how would I feel?

Especially if it's just like a plagiarist. You know what I mean? It's not even like a, if it's like, dude, if it's like EDP or something, like, okay, good. I'll probably throw like a party or something. I don't think I'd ever feel good. I think I'd feel like, you know what I'd feel like. For EDP, I would be like, good riddins bozo.

A pedophile, I think is an exception. I wouldn't feel good. I'll just be like, damn. I'm, I got some piece of shit. I would just know what I'm capable of. You know, like after you put, you know, it's like after, you know, Spons Marles hit the rock and he was like, whoa, and it broke, it'd be like that. I'd be like, all right.

I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm working with some real power here. You'd feel like, God's here after that. You'd be like, I'm like, all, and look with some real power here. These hands. Exactly. The moment where Miles Morales hit the rock, what are you talking about? You know, like when he was smoking crack cocaine?

He was like, whoa. Remember that when he broke the rock and half? I don't remember. He was smoking the rock and he was just like, yo. Did you guys watch Dragon Ball Z? Well, you know, there was. punched the rock when he was little and he was like out of that hurt he walked in a rock turned into dust

I know that what do you it's like that like whoa I'm capable of doing some real shit to people wow I gotta use this wisely I genuinely don't remember a a scene from Spiderverse where Miles Brown yeah when Peter leave Peter leaves Peter B Parker leaves Miles behind and he hits the rock and a rock breaks and he's like oh shit that's right I just okay I just remember I can't hit my mom

anymore because I'll kill her yeah I remember it's been a while that dust He's just like, yo, Angel Dush is where it's at, man. You got any more? And then Peter's like, yeah, dude, how do you think I have powers? I would tell my sweat. I would have had cancer if I got bitten by a spider regularly. I use dust, bro.

I use dust. I like that explanation. What is my favorite hero? Way more sense. He's just on so many drugs. And he's just really powerful. He's just fucking faded. But yeah, I guess the internet is, what?

speculating that there's rumors that this James Somerton guy offed himself. There's no proof. I was looking. I was scouring to see, like, is there any validity to this? It's just pure speculation. People that don't like H. Bomber guy are going after him. Most people with common sense are like, well, he's not responsible for some plagiarist. And I guess why it's even worse to some people.

No, it's not even responsible, but just it would say cause. I would say cause is kind of like I'll give an example of like you guys remember Zoe Quinn. Do you remember that person? Yeah. Yeah. So Zoe Quinn, she did some weird shit, whatever. But I think this was in like 2018. She accused her ex-boyfriend of sexual assault, probably just like straight up rape or something like that.

And the unfortunate thing was the timelines didn't add up with what she was saying at all. even like remotely people kind of dissected her claims and that guy he killed himself he was already like a really depressive person and stuff and the thing that i felt was really fucked up was her sister his sister confirming it and also wanting to be like an ally wanted to be like you know me too was really hot to not blame Zoe Quinn but i was like this is fucked up because in this scenario since the claims don't look valid and the timelines and stuff that she was putting out there. Not like say, oh, I confused the little things here,

they're just things that clearly didn't happen. So in that scenario, I think she's totally responsible for getting that guy killed because he killed himself indirect because of all that shit that she accused him of. Versus H. Bomber guy making a video of somebody doing some really fucked up stuff and a lot of people found it more egregious since he was plagiarizing, like, LGBTQ authors

and stuff, which already have a hard time breaking into the scene, I guess. And so people are like, fuck this guy. So if he, you know, this fucking dickhead happens to, you know, join the Great Beyond. Yeah. Is it difficult for gay? Is it difficult for LGBTQ people to get into writing? I feel like writing is 100% yes. In the same way, it was difficult for women to break into the industry.

So that was the reasoning for having your initials, so you didn't know who the author was by gender. Right, right. So in the same vein of like the people that control the stuff, I mean, you know how shit works, man. It's like it's hard for it. I know, I know what you're saying. I just feel like writing is so gay inherently that it's, it's just so. Writing isn't gay. Writing is white male, bro.

Think of who writes most books is white men. Yeah, people in fucking ascots. They're gay. People in fucking ascots who like vacation and like, like, who look at the sea and ponder. Like it's, I don't know, there's something so. I don't, I never consider writing. I think, I think painting is gay. I never, like, I never considered, like, writing gay.

Writing is writing. I don't even, I don't even, I don't even, I don't even mean it in, like, a negative way. I just mean, it's like, you're being, like, oh, like, how do I make my words, like, really pretty? You know what I mean? Like, how do I make this thought pretty? So I'm a rapper struggle. Like, how, like, add more. They struggle with the idea of how gay and poetic their art is, you know?

But, like, there's, like, that whole masculinity in hip-hop culture. But they struggle with, like, how gay and. poetic. Like, if they, if they were born hundreds years ago, they'd be wearing those fluffy little things that like fucking, what was that idiot's name? William Caesar. What was his name? Who's the nigga that wrote

on the poems? Yeah. Dunst? William Caesar. This actual buffoon. Actual. William Caesar. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah. My nigga William Caesar was like, I mean, they would be wearing all that shit. They would be wearing

like the tight pants and they'd be doing all this stuff sucking each other off dressing women's clothing and then they have to pretend like that's not what they're doing and they're like nah shit this shit's hard this shit goes hard I'm like yeah shit goes hard in your ass dude you fucking queer

but I like it. That's crazy I mean you got it's wild You guys are so easily able to disrespect people's art forms that's wild I love it I love it. I love it. What is disrespectful about it being just respectful if you think it's negative No he says yeah it's hard up your ass. That's literally...

And there's nothing wrong with that. It's like there's nothing. You know, you're right. Yeah, you're thinking about it. Every once in a while. This one dude was like, oh, I just released the system over down on my Instagram. This dude was like, no, I don't do system. Keep doing Metallica because he sees it as disrespectful. And I was like, nah, bro, anyone can get it. This is

this is an honor at the highest caliber. I would love for somebody to take my art and do that. You feel? Like, that's... So some people don't understand that. And I'm like, No, nigga, that shit's gay as fuck, but there's nothing wrong with it being gay. You know, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, you write, you write poems, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, it's fine. Yeah, I, I do not, like, if I'm right, if I'm right, if I'm right, there's never a point in my life. I, I, I have never felt more feminine in my life.

No, your turn. Then when I'm writing music, it's, it's, it is inherently just so fucking, like, there is something about it. Where it's just like, ooh, let me like, like, ooh, I got to get the syllable count right. And like, ooh, like, how does this chord? I really don't agree exactly. Very emotional. You're not a musician. I'm not a musician, but I, I absorb it a copious amount of music.

And I feel like, like, especially like gangster rappers, there's nothing feminine about what they're talking about. Their whole shit is extremely toxicly masculine, in fact. Yeah, but they're trying to rhyme cleverly. You know, like, they're trying to be like, ooh, look at how I can. I don't think it's like. couple on tondra. Like, I'm gonna shoot this nigga in his mouth.

They might as well. Put his family in a drought. Like, that's like not that's not cute. Those two bars sound gay as fuck, if you think about it. I'm gonna shoot this nigga in his mouth. I'm gonna leave his family in a drought.

Like, come on. This dude is sperming everywhere. This dude is spurming everywhere, bro. You know for a fact that, you know for a fact that all these rappers, right, when they come up with like a wrong. or like a like a like a like a couple that like works really well they go like they go like they go like like that's what they do that's what they do in their brains they go in their minds they go like

wow that's that's so good it's 100% there it's like it's like behind like a big like it's like it's like behind a blackout curtain but it's there man it is absolutely there and you cannot convince me that any musician does not understand this intrinsically think a But every nigga that they respect Prince. And Prince is just Shakespeare, just modern day Shakespeare essentially. Like in the way that performative, super theaters, extremely androgynous, just as gay as you can possibly be without being technically gay. Literally some of the best music, like David Bowie and all these people who are just like being like, I don't know what the fuck I, you know, like, I don't know what the hell I am. You know, like, who cares?

And these niggas are spinning on their homies fucking lap and they're like, yo. there's like spinning on their homie's lap fucking Freddie Mercury that's so disrespect that was disrespect that was one of them

that was like a little bit like you guys were good you guys were good and Derek said that that's like well that's Derek though Derek does Derek does that

the fucking the visual of doing that swirling on his boy's lap bro he's got him sitting down just late all right anyway

anyway anyway You ever play tetherball? You ever play tetherball? Literally. That's crazy. Oh, man. Yeah, rest in peace, that fucking...

Yeah, that guy. Boseoplatrists. Recied him, this person. If he is... Jimmy. Dead or whatever the fuck are you. If he's dead. I wonder how the trial's going to go.

I wonder, like, I wonder if... I wonder if H-Bomer guy will see the light of day again. Or if he'll just be... Can you fucking have Badge? Oh God. He makes a YouTube video and he gets exonerated.

Age barber guy gets incinerated by like he gets, I sentence you to incineration to live incineration. And they start with their feet. They work their way up. They fucking get a boat torch. That's crazy. They fucking just work the way out.

Oh my God. Yeah. And then you and I will go to his, well, you and I will go to his funeral. We'll go up to the casket and I'll go, what is up with you people in skulls? So stupid. It's a mega callback.

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Because I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm being honest, I was kind of surprised by the internet's reaction where they weren't as annoyed, I guess,

as I was, platforming a pedophile or about to platform a pedophile. Like a confirmed, obvious fucking pedophile. I saw some people kind of running defense saying, well, no, actually. Alleged.

This is a, alleged actual. I mean, Nick's got caught. Like, how many, Anyway, but yeah, oh yeah, like, you know, I would, dude, I would relish the, if, if EDP tried to sue me. I actually would be totally okay with that.

You have fun with that on your own. No, but see, here's the thing. Totally. But then, because of that, we can get the cops involved to actually seize his hard drives and shit. Like, that is a thing that, like, say, that is something that we can actually see what's really on his shit. And it's probably worse than Vos. I'll tell you that. Oh, for sure.

I think, like, I think for me, I'm just like, I shouldn't say that. Oh, man. Let's, whatever. I was going to say something that I don't believe, but I thought was amusing. Let's, I think, here's the thing about EDP, right? Is that if you, I don't understand why you would even put yourself in the same room as that person, knowing what he has been caught doing. Right. Like, why would you even ingratiate yourself with that presence?

Knowing what he did, knowing what he objectively did, not like even what he allegedly did, knowing what he objectively did, which implies certain other things. I don't want to have Burger King chicken fries with you or whatever the fuck they were eating. Like, what the hell is this? I can't. It's boogie, you know? We're at the point where Boogie, if Boogie, like, if we saw Boogie like throwing puppies off a fucking bridge,

people would be like, well, yeah, I guess, you know, like, this is something else he's doing that doesn't make any fucking sentence. That's wrong. You know, like, I just, I can't, I can't. But isn't that wild, though, that, so I was one of the few people

that made a couple of videos on Boogie, um, say, kind of defending him that people are acting like this. guy is the worst. They're acting like he's like a true villain where he's just some fat retard doing dumb stuff.

Like it's like come on. Like he's not that bad. But it's gotten to the point where after the post that documentary now that it's just I guess all bets are off and he's leaning into it. And so those idiots that would like there's this guy

sunny V2 that make these terrible fucking video essays. Now I'm kind of like well I guess sure. And hindsight or something, I guess they're right Because you can't Breaking bread with fucking 80 piece The craziest thing ever

It's crazy. It's crazy. I don't know how I would not try to drop kick his face if I saw him in public. Okay. I'm sorry. So I have an interesting question about this. Yeah. Yeah. Is this part of the fallout of what is perceived to be cancel culture?

And what I mean by that is, is are we at a point where because Buki did all that shit and had that documentary that no one is ever really going to look at him in a better light. So the only chance he has at a life going forward is to simply double down and live it. Because there are no other options. I think past this point, technically yes, but I would still put that on him and not cancel culture. because in the documentary, it's still his responsibility. Yeah. Because in the documentary, he could have went the way that should have went, like the way that you tell a good story.

You know, like there's people that want to be fucking misfits and they want to be, they want to go against the grain. They want to be like a Ryan Johnson, you know, in Star Wars. Like they want to, I have this big opportunity to do something so different than what is expected of me. And I feel like that's what he did instead of being the phoenix, right? That is the obvious thing. You're a fucking loser and then you become a phoenix and you rise out of the ashes.

That is the trope and that is what he should have done to rehabilitate his image. And he's like, nah, I'm going to lean into being a sad fuck. And you're an idiot. You're a complete fucking fool. Oh, yeah. Have fun. The Phoenix isn't real, first and foremost. It's not real.

What do you mean? That shit we want to tell ourselves. Like, oh, we can rise from the ashes. No one rides from the ashes. That niggas is doomed. Bougie was doomed from the beginning. Bougie was doomed from the start of. When I found out who Bougie was and I didn't care if he got better, I knew he

was doomed. I knew from that moment on, I was like, this guy is done. I feel like a lot of people were rooting for him when he got that, uh, the gastric bypass. And then when he stacked in, the moment I found out of who he was in like, 2018. I was like, this niggas aura is broken. This motherfucker is just so, you're fucking got a wild out right now. I'm not being dead because of the fact that no, no, no, no, no, no. You're lying to people who know you. Like, I know that's not true. No, no, no, on, on all seriousness, I can see he's like, this is someone that has dwelled too much in the fact that things have gone wrong for them. Everybody has shit go wrong for them, right?

Every single person. It's unanimous. A punk's a human experience. But that guy, you could look at him and be like, this guy is not going to be able to win to fight against his demons. Is that how you felt when you got a gas and bypass? Some people are like that.

I thought he got a gaspast. I was like, that's good for him, but let's see what he does next. Because that's not, like, for me, that's not a, like, things will get better. It's like, that's one step amongst a, ton of a substance he has to take to be able to become a better person. And will he take make all of them? I don't know because he's too busy feeling bad for himself.

I know it sounds extremely harsh and I'm often not this harsh on people. But I could tell from the beginning, I was like, this guy is, he's, I think he's losing a fight against himself. Man, I think you just have straight up hater. I think he just got that hater energy, man. I gave, I'm not a hater. I'm, I'm, I had for the heroes. I usually do too, but you know.

I had hope. I had a, it wasn't. a ton of hope but I had because to even get to the point to do the surgery takes you already have to prove to the to the to the to the to the to the to the surgeon that you can lose way you can follow instructions so there's a a process to even get the surgery in the first place so I thought maybe maybe this will be his moment and then you know yeah you know you know me no situation with the girl too that he fucking fell in love with to be fair the situation I was like this is over maybe he would turn around that's all very recent yeah that was

very recent yeah yeah it was very recent maybe things would have been different if his wife didn't leave him. But that's obviously it was his fault. It's not like it wasn't, you know, like, oh, how could that? He fucking drove her away because she was just a caretaker and not an actual wife, you know? So, I get that. Did you, have you seen Bogie's ex-wife? Like, there's got to be like, there's got to be like in cells and stuff that are fucking, well, they're probably upset now.

Is she beautiful? She's very pretty. She's very pretty, like, some fucking very pretty, like, redhead. He obviously has a type because, you know, he has a new ginger. But, like, they got to be, the people that are having hard time talking to women at all are probably so upset seeing this fucking loser, like, get like, you know, like, say his wife was very, was pretty, from what I remember. I think she was pretty pretty. And then this new girl is like moderately attractive. And there's people that are like, fuck, I can't even like press, I can't even press, I can't even press sin saying hi on fucking.

tender or whatever. That can't be real to me. Like, I know people, I know the people are going to that, but I can't be. Being that afraid of talking to women is so insane to me, dude. I watched Philip DeFranco,

I think, yesterday. And he covered a segment on, when they were doing polls on some of the dating websites. And almost 30% I think, or maybe a little bit more, are using AI to help them write bios and to help them do messages. That's so wild to me.

Seems problematic because if you meet in person, you're kind of fucked because now you don't have that tool anymore. But it's to the point where some people are just, they're terrified. And I think the one thing is, I think, I feel like what they don't realize is that most people are terrified. They're anxious. And you kind of just have to go through it. I think that's something that maybe a lot of them don't understand that like you're kind of going to, unless you're in a relationship, that's when you have that security. But beyond that, there is a level of anxiety that you're going to have to deal with.

because of the unknowns. It just, it just is what it is. I mean, fucking really do anything about that other than I guess, get your AI. That's so silly to me.

It's like, like, I don't know, man. I want to help these young niggas, man. I want to help them. I want them to just suffer through it,

man. Because you have to. No, you have to just move, make your moves through it and get used to it. I agree. I agree with that. I mean helping in the way

that help them navigate to where they don't, uh, talk to fresh or like, I'm going to subscribe to fresh and fit. and Andrew Tate to get my advice and it's like that is

these niggas are fucking single they're not even married they're not doing any of the things Andrew Tate look like this right there is no reality where you can even close to equate me with child bipop human trafficking right the fact that Andrew Tate you

is in that conversation period is a bad sign there is no humanly possible where you can allocate that with me. You can reach for the stars and you can't put me in that situation. The fact that it's like that's one degree away from him is insane already. And people are like, you're not that bad. I'm like, bro, what? I don't know. I love that. You couldn't do that. You couldn't. There's, there's no way. There's no. I would, I would pay, I'd pay a private eye to

do it for me. And he'd be like, ah, no, I can't do it for you. I'm sorry, man. You're, you're too clean, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I think I understand on some level the uncomfortability of like messaging people because it's so inhuman. I don't like that either. Like I like the whole app culture of like oh message me first or whatever without having spoken. It's it's so fucking unnatural in every every fucking way. Like I have, I don't think I've ever met. I think maybe like once did I meet somebody that I dated through, through, through text exclusively. And that was like a thing. But like every other time it's been like, oh, I've met this person in person

and then something happens. I can't imagine. I don't use dating websites or like apps or anything. I fucking hate them. I've never used them. I think they're genuinely disgusting. I just hate how fucking commodified they are.

Yeah, I remember when they were like okay, like in like 2014 or something, 2013. Yeah. I think that and below. Yeah. But like now it's like, oh, pay. pay a premium for Tinder premium so you can actually be seen by bots

and it's like what the fuck is this it's so stupid so 2014 I was on Tinder it used to be unlimited swipes there was no and the people it was authentic for the most part

because I met multiple women and some of them were cool but it was just you just went through the gamut you know and then it got to a point where it's like oh this is now mainstream and unfortunately it's kind of it's the way it is now it is weirder to approach strangers in public than it is to just message somebody it is stranger now there is a a an alert people

kind of raise their alarm women particularly kind of raise their alarm and then unfortunately when you see viral clips of say a guy got rejected at a bar and then followed a girl for an hour all the way to where she needed to go and just wanted to talk to her to explain like shit like that it's like bro people are like what the fuck is this dude you know what's crazy too is like that scares people what's you know what's really fucking brutal is that like i've seen so many clips now and by the way this is an indictment of just everybody who lives who who currently lives in this society right now i fucking hate this is that i have seen so many clips on Twitter or other or elsewhere of just people on dates where things are like maybe

quiet or awkward and they're just being recorded by like other people around them there is no fucking peace at all anymore like god forbid oh my god imagine you're just having like a bad date and he's like uh we're not getting along we're not clicking there's no conversation happening here i'm not feeling this and then you go home and then it's like it's a viral video with like 10 million views of you just like that sucks yeah it's getting it's getting so impot where it's like I do I

it yeah I don't know it's it's I had a bad day one time I mentioned I'm sure I mentioned it one time like a girl stormed out with the cheesecake factory because we had a insane argument I wasn't even arguing she was I remember this yeah arguing yeah so that for sure

in modern day would have made it to every fucking social media outlet. 100% because she was raising her voice like crazy. Lucky it was like 2010 or 2011 where smartphones were barely becoming prominent and people didn't really do much with them. So that would have been embarrassing as fuck. It bothers the hell out of me that people just don't know how to mind their business. It's one thing if there's like a fight or like a public freak out or something.

Like I get it. I get the impetus to be like, oh, whoa, this is wild and this is affecting everybody. But just like to like zoom in on somebody's like private like, oh, okay, like their date that's just not going great. And then just, whoa, look at this. Look at this. This guy's not going to get in a number. And it's like, what the fuck? Leave people alone.

Isn't it hard enough? Yes. No, you're right. You're right. I didn't, okay, I didn't do. I wouldn't disturb people that are doing that. I wouldn't do that. But at the gym the other day, there was a guy on the elliptical.

And right next to him on the ground, he had a jug that. That was the exact color of piss. And so, of course, I filmed him and zoomed into the piss because I'm like, there's a thing. I once bought a pre-workout. And the pre-workout was the color of piss. So I threw it away. Because that very reason. I was like, who would do this?

What fucking moron would make a color like golden brown piss? You love it. You love it. And so I just like, and then here's a thing. I a lot of times would put them in my empty plastic bottles and it would be sitting in my car and it looks like this piss in my car like it was a stupid

What genius. I love it. I love the idea of somebody with a fucking like somebody walks by He's like yo why is there pissing man's car Just a bunch of jugs of piss in the bag So that's why I That's why I do myself The favor of

I dehydrate myself so much that my piss just looks like coffee. Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our programs are designed for people who never stop.

You bring the fire, APU will fuel the journey. Learn more at APU. P-U-S-D-U. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. So I never have to think about it. That's insane. That's genius. The fact that cream is piss can get browned. I didn't know piss would go turn brown. I didn't

know that. I've never been that dehydrated before. I thought I got to turn gold near gold. And I was like, all right, cool. I need to drink water clearly right now. But when it's brown, it looks like coffee. It's like, yo, what the fuck? You have an oil leak? What the fuck's wrong with you? That's dangerous. Yeah. That's pretty bad. That's like you got to potentially go to a I think it's too late already. I think by the time it's that color, it's too late. If you're, if it's black, it's probably too late. Jesus Christ, if I ever had black, I'd be so fucking scared.

You're pissing out sludge. You're pissing out straight sludge. Did I tell you one time I was so tired when I pissed that when I looked at my, my dick, I literally, I thought it was upside down. and it freaked me out to the point where I woke up like I woke up like I'm awake and then I see my dick was actually normal I just

Was the, are you circumcised? Yeah so it just So was the slit on the top? Yes, it was like, The slit and the bottom of the head on top And I freaked out enough to like wake up like fully And I was like, why the fuck would that ever Why would my brain do that?

Why would my brain? time, I think I told the story before that I was playing my PSP for so long that I felt like there was a moment where my hands were flipped on the PSP and I freaked out and I was shaking my hands. I thought my hands inverted somehow and it was such a fucking weird moment for me. I like actually screamed out loud. It was just I was just really tired of playing video games for too long. So I think my hand, I thought my hands inverted like I thought my hands bent the wrong way over to play the game. So I was playing them like this bent the other way on the opposite.

And I was like, what's going on? I thought I was looking at my palms where my, where my, I can't, I can't even, I can't even be conceptualized this in the way that I feel like you experienced it. So we're going to move on because I can't, I don't, how did we get here? How did we get here? How did we get to drink and piss? Again, it always, it always gets, it's, it's, it's, it's, I'm, it's, I'm, it's, I'm, I don't know.

Lily texts you or something? What happened? I don't remember what. Lily's in our psionic abilities. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, whatever. Let's, uh, anyway, that's, that's really it that happened as far as like, as far as like anything newsworthy.

I don't know. There's not really. Yeah. Oh, election. Yeah. Election day. Is it? What I'm talking about?

You fucking. It's election day today? Yeah. Not the presidency. Is it really? Yes. You can go vote. You got.

Well, I guess it doesn't matter because you Californians are pretty much. Yeah, it's California. But most things are said in stone, Kelly. That's where you guys, though. There's such a disincentivization to vote. And I don't, I really hate the way our system works. It's like, I just, I don't like that we are incentivized to not vote because it's like, well, it's just, it's, it's going to be fine here because it's majority, or not majority rule. It's just like, oh, um, we're setting.

in stone here. It's like, okay, cool. But that's where like, but most of the population is in places where things are kind of set in stone. That's like where most Americans are, are in those cities where like everything's set in stone. So like the majority of, I feel like the majority of like people just kind of, I mean, that's probably true, right? I mean, what is it? Like 50% of people don't vote or something. It's like something around that. So it's like, it's something probably even more, unfortunately. It's probably, yeah. I think it's like, in general. Yeah, There's people that just don't, mainly because of that, the thing that the, oh, will be fine or we're fucked anyway. It's kind of, there's a little bit of both of that.

And that's happening a lot more this year because of, you know, Biden's, you know, just not doing anything about the cool ass ethnic cleansing that's going on. You know, he's just kind of like just, I hear people saying, he was doing shit behind the scenes. I'm like, shut the fuck up, nigga. Imagine somebody's asking you, like, hey, hey, I really need your help. I really need your help. Like, are you open this weekend? And you're just like, oh, no, no, no, no, but I can't. But I'm with you in spirit.

I'll help you in spirit. I'll just, you know, behind the scenes, I'll help you in spirit. I'm not going to do anything, but I just know that I really wanted to help you. Yeah, imagine me helping you and then assume that I did that. That's what that means. When somebody says, like, oh, I'll help you in spirit. It's just like, pretend I'm doing that. Pretend I'm helping you.

That's essentially what people are, such. saying like, oh, behind the scenes he's trying. I'm like, what the fuck does that even mean, dude? Behind the scenes he's trying to help. I'm getting so sick. I'm getting so sick of these text messages that I'm getting. I get text messages every fucking day now about like, you know, vote for this or like, come, come. Oh, the polling and this and this and this person and that person's running for this.

And leave me alone. Leave me alone. Come get your ass fucked. There's a, now there's some. there's some things that I would say I mean a to each their own I ain't gonna bully nobody but yeah there are some important

issues that can be voted on there's some people that you can keep out of your district but I feel like that's probably the easiest things to solve is just like the local stuff that most people kind of pass over and then the dumbest Cretans get elected because of that reason

which I feel like is an easy thing to fix that's an easy thing to remedy it gets way more difficult as you climb up the ladder because of all the lot of and bullshit, right? So, yeah, it's just like if somebody, I feel like just everybody, well, the problem is voting is set up to, you know, it's supposed to be ignorant. They make things the less, you know, there's not an easily accessible thing, like, say, there should just be something.

Go to this website right here. There's an official government website, and this is where everybody is a central hub. Instead of people having their own websites and go to this website to learn more about this person this you know they could make it a lot easier they could also make voting accessible online because as some people say if you can fucking bank online why the fuck would you not be able to vote online people trust their life savings yeah it doesn't make any sense yeah it's it's well it makes sense because they're you know they don't want it because obviously right we the people things would be infinitely better if it was that accessible but that's that is um even even just

some of the like i just remember i remember getting into arguments a long time ago about like voter ID or whatever and people are like, we need voter ID and it's like okay, yeah sure, just that's fine, that makes sense to me but then just like make the ID free just make it so it doesn't cost anything to get an ID and that way that you have

every citizen be able to like voice their fucking yeah but then they're like no it's like well nobody wants to solve anything I no one wants to solve anything it's annoying I it's so easy to just disconnect but that is that is 100

percent true and I feel like it was good seeing you know that fucking pirate asshole that Dan Crenshaw he has one eye because like I think the Muzhideen like you fucked him up or something or at least uh yeah I think Hassan said I don't know if that's true I don't know if it was actually Mujahideen

it was probably that was too old I think it was probably He came in his own eye. Yeah so one of the one of those fucking He had a bad nut in his own eye He came can you imagine he was overseas He came in his own eye and he was like yeah they captured They captured me they tortured me That's hilarious

Then I saved like 20 babies, you know, like whatever. But this fucking, this guy, he had a rude awakening. And I'm just like, how are you in politics and you don't understand this? Because he was like, I can't believe this dude wrote this bill working with the Democrats. And then Trump killed it. Right. Trump was like, no, this needs to be a voting issue. We don't want to fix the border crisis.

So this one dude wrote a bill working with the Democrats. And they're actually probably going to reprimend him for even working with the Democrats, even though he was asked to do it in the first place. So this guy's getting punished for doing what he's supposed to do And then Trump's like no kill the bill And then Dan Crenshaw on a lot of other people are saying Oh so they don't actually want to fix anything And it's like yeah no

You just found that out dude Yeah the whole point is to is to Keep issues persisting So that they have a reason to be elected into office Because it's like they could be like oh hey we'll fix this If there's nothing left to fix Then they kind of can't run on anything Which is well or at least that's what they think

They could run, they could run on keeping things good. But like, I don't think that's like, I don't think that makes sense to them. It's not a sexy or sensationalistic. It's not good for stupid people. Stupid people run off of a fear. They're motivated by being scared. And then they're always asking the question, who can I trust? It's always about trusting people.

And then they'd be like, hey, even though they're scumbags, sleazy politicians they keep voting for, they say you can trust me. And they're like, okay. And that's, that's where we are now. farmers, there'll be some Midwestern farmers that are like, yeah, you know, Trump's one of us. And I'm like, in which way, sir? Name one thing that you guys

have in common. And I don't know, it's so weird to see people, it's so weird to see people be like, yeah, the elite, those elite rich those elite rich people don't know shit about us. And then who's your guy? It's like, the elite rich, I don't know, it's so stupid. The elite is rich as fuck.

Yeah, we'll move on. We'll get into questions. We got some questions. Polish are stupid, man. Pollux are dumb and they're really dumb and they're really dumb and they're really dumb. And they're really fucking dumb. Okay. Amen. Like outrageously so to a stupid degree.

Like caring about politics is so important, but yet it'll just make you want to kill yourself. So it's such a fucking oxymoron of an idea. It's true. You know what I told Jojo the other day and we'll move on? I was like, I wonder if there's a way that I can convince the boys to move overseas with me or move to Canada. Because I'm like, you know, the idea I'm moving back to Cali soon. But I'm like the one thing that I thought of, if things get so shitty, I don't want to be here anymore because the rest of the world's got things in the first world countries have got it down so much better. And I was like, I wonder if we can convince the guys to move out of here so we can keep the podcast together.

Yeah. You know, just jokingly. What makes it so bad is that if things get really, really, really horrible here, it's just going to spill out to everywhere else. So everyone is going to get doomed eventually too. Maybe. They just have a little more time. But like, imagine these radical motherfuckers get the launch codes, which they're going to somehow. They're going to get it somehow.

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Greetings, Dick Reagan, Tom Shafty, and some Blackcock. As you recently mentioned in the, as you recently mentioned, the impending merch sales and the possibility of looking for artists, would you be opposed to receiving submissions from fans for potential artists? Stay delayed. Thank you so much. You know what? This is, um, this is not, this is actually how I primarily did merch for a long time. And I think it's probably, it's, it is just, um, it is. it's not an idea that we're opposed to, especially for the future.

At least I'm speaking for me. I guess I can't speak for everybody else. But there are great artists out there and obviously it would make sense to look to the audience and the talented people in the audience for certain designs if they think that they have something cool and maybe hear out of pitch. That makes a ton of sense to me. The only thing is for right now, we're starting kind of limited. So I wouldn't necessarily say that like that would happen super soon. but I mean aren't some of our merch designs

that are coming aren't they from listeners? I'm pretty sure right or at least like followers of ours Yes followers of ours So that is that is ultimately the formula

But like whether or not that'll Realistically we can't accept every single pitch we can't accept every single merch thing But well I mean I'm definitely okay to check some of the mountain That was the only thing Because I'm like There's gonna there'll probably be a lot of submissions

and then we obviously can't use the vast majority of them. And so that's where I, that's the only thing that I was, okay, how could we, how could we remedy that? Because, of course, having a bunch of, unless people are okay with that going in, like, you know, moving forward that they're okay with just submitting something, knowing that there's a high probability that it won't be huge just because of how many people might actually submit art. You know, where people are just like, I'm just happy to, I'm just happy to be a part of this. I'm just happy to contribute, then it's like, great. But I just don't want people to be upset. Like, fuck, they didn't use mine. It's like, well, I mean, we can't have fucking 20 designs of shirts, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, I guess it's not to be clear. But, you know. Not at first. Like, at some point, and we do have to retire certain things eventually because, like, it gets, it gets crowded and then it just gets unusual. Like, you have to, like, certain, retire certain designs and put certain. There's a, there's a rotational formula that goes into that. But, yeah, I mean, I would say that if you're a talented artist and you have some ideas

and you have some like a portfolio of stuff or like maybe you have something that you drew for us that you think might make good merch or what like yeah i mean send it to us in any way that you Chris we'll check them out sorry what um no i'm done um i want i love love sacred symbols insignia i love your guys's logo i love how it looks on the shirt it's good i was thinking like maybe some fucking artists out there could give us something that is just, you know, when you look at it like that shit, that sure looks fucking rad.

And then people, you know, like, have that same type of energy. That's, I think that that would be a cool thing to see what people could whip up, you know. No dicks, though. Like, let's let's be real. Yeah, no. No, funny, no penis is it. Because I already know that some motherfuckers were thinking that already. That's what I wanted.

I wanted just penises. All phallic. Just fucking. Symbols I mean well okay maybe as one special edition be one special edition it'll be a tank that's clearly like phallic like We'll have we'll have like 10 limited we'll have like 10 10 10 of them for sale and then yeah yeah we'll figure it out The merch shop is in place I'm still waiting on certain things but we're pretty much I would say we're pretty much it would literally take less than a day once I get everything

that I need to get to get all this sorted. The merch shop is impending. So look out for that. On Patreon specifically, that's where we'll launch it first just to make sure that everybody

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I'm not picking up on it. It can't be. You know what I mean? Like Monday left me stroking. Tuesday I was through with groping Wednesday. My aching balls were broken Thursday waiting for come. I guess that's it. But like it's too, you're playing fast and loose with the syllables there.

Like it's not quite right. Unless this is something else. You're playing vast and loose. Vast and loose. Anyway, he wrote in. I'm not going to read that name again. Would you rather have to beat a smallish monkey to death every week for the rest of your life with your bare hands or never eat chicken again for the rest of your life?

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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You fucking freak. I don't know. This is kind of tough for me. This is a difficult one for me. I don't break those motherfuckers heads enough. I'd grab my little next day. Be like doing all that little fucking thing. and I would just shove my thumb

of my thumb hard enough and I get this bite and pop it. You're a fucking, you're a fucking barbarian dude. The thing about it is like if it wasn't, if it wasn't for chicken, I don't know if I would get enough protein to survive

because I don't really, I don't know, like I like, like red meat's fine, but like I'm not, I'm kind of aging out of it. I eat beans and rice, but there's more, there's, you can,

I do, but like there's, you can't just have beans and rice. Shut up, shut up, Derek. You sound stupid. You actually did a cooking stream

I'm sorry that I don't want to fucking massacre A monkey every day I'm sorry Every week Not every day, every week Oh It's only 52 monkeys a year It's only 52 monkeys a year

That's not Not that many monkeys man Sometimes you could double up Like send me six monkeys How many monkeys How many small monkeys have you killed Already You know it's crazy

No cap not kidding my son my grandma kill a monkey. What are you talking about? In Barbados. There was one. There was a little monkey. What happened? It came in house.

My grandma on my father's side. Saw her grab it, slam it against the floor twice and it was dead. Jesus Christ. I was like, nice, grandma. That's the, fucking heart, cold.

Cold. That's the origin story. That's the origin story for like another monkey that was watching from like a far. It's like that scene in Spider-Bers where fucking king-picked. like is his bashing in a barred miles and so like

now that monkey won't go on a human tells us it knows it won't come out you see how would you feel Kingston how would you feel Kingston if oh my god how do you feel if that monkey if that other monkey saw

your grandmother do that to that to that monkey and that monkey came up with this plan to slowly to slowly get back at her by like poison her, like over the course of like many, many years. I would be, I mean, I'd be impressed by the monkey.

I don't know. Very good work, monkey. Very good work. And I'll kill it. And then I would do the same thing to it again. I would slam it against the floor twice and kill it. But then that's the cycle of violence. Didn't the last of us two teach you anything?

Yeah, but still, I don't care. Still, I don't care. That is ultimately. I'm actually a pretty good writer. I'm a much better writer than I thought I would. That's what that taught me. I'm better, I'm better right

on Neil Druckman. Oh, man. Yeah, that's, yeah. Fuck you, drunk, or Neil. He was on a lot of

podcast, actually. It was really interesting. Yeah. Was he really? He's not, yeah. He's just an easy punch. I know Colin knows him.

I know Colin knows him personally. He's, I think he's probably like an interesting guy. Like, I don't know. But I think, I think he is. Is that why Colin was running defense for

last of us part two? Is that why he was fucking running defense for that shit? I don't think so. I think he just actually, I don't think so. I think he genuinely just loved, like he loved the original last, like the original Last of Us,

I think is his favorite game ever, and that was before he knew him, so I think he just genuinely loves it. Favorite game ever. Wow. Yeah, he, like, it's a good game, man.

We did a, we did, well, actually, I don't know if that's necessarily true. It might be like, probably like, if you asked him, it would be Mega Man,

but like Last of Us, I think is probably in his, like in the top three, probably. I think in his opinion, I think in his opinion, it's the greatest game ever made. And I think the last of us,

too, might have superseded it in his mind, We've talked in and out of these conversations so many times that I'm not even necessarily sure. I don't remember the specifics. But we did a show, a live show, where we pitched the most, our most overrated game of all times. It was like one of the last, I think it's like the last live show that we did. And mine was the last of us. And it was upset.

Really? You said last was over like call of duty? I think Caldys not overrated at all. Nobody likes call duty. 100% is. I think. I think maybe, I think, that would be like saying,

that would be like saying Fortnite is overrated. I think that's why. I think Fortnite is overrated. It's not. Nobody. For a period of time, 100% was. It's just what it is.

It's just a thing. It just does, you shoot and build and that's, that's it. I think for a period, not anymore, like not anymore, right? Like,

four minutes not overrated anymore. I really, I actually stand by. I think Fortnite is a great video game. And I think it's one of the best video games that can be played with a bunch of your friends. I stand by that 100%. I think it's like,

It's up there with like Halo and like Fusion frenzy and like Mario Party for me now. Can I say something honestly? Fortnite with my friends is amazing. Can I say something seriously? It's been a while since we've talked about this. But I sincerely do not think in my life that I have had more fun playing a game with friends as I have with helldivers too. I sincerely cannot believe how fucking fun that game is and how universal of a net it's catching.

Like, it's catching, like, I just found out that I have, like, family members who don't play video games who are like, what is this? And they're playing, they're like level fucking, they're level fucking, like, 20-something. And I'm like, this is insane that this is happening with a game like this. Because it came out of fucking nowhere.

I watched Kingston play the fucking tutorial while he was falling asleep and it was hysterical. Insane, insane extreme. The shit I was hearing in my half-awake moments was mind-blowing. You know, it was turning me conservative.

It was like, yeah, only America. Only America, only us. The marketing was brilliant, and I feel like it, I think, because Star Trek Troopers is one of those movies,

for example, is I always felt was kind of underappreciated in a way, that like they made too many that's why dude people are they made way too many of those movies that's a hundred percent of ones I know Rico people watched them like I watched three of them personally myself I was so stupid I thought so stupid I saw like probably five minutes of that because I'm like oh Rico's back and that I was like I don't care because it's just like it's just no clue no clue

at all that they were even there I always in my in my head up until this very moment I'm 30 only ever assumed there was only one Starship Troopers movie there's like four I think that's good that's how you should keep it it will like erase this little conversation and because that's all I feel like Matrix I feel like Matrix the other movies to me just don't exist like they didn't happen they didn't

if anyone tries to talk to me about it I'm completely I have no idea what they say you shove them down you just show them to the floor stop that's how I feel about Stop that. Stop. That's how I feel about Halo after reach. It's like, what do you mean?

What are you talking about? It's not fucking. What do you mean? It's over. That didn't happen. You're saying, you're saying Master Chief evolved, like, got evolved by a ghost hologram alien? Did you say Master Chief went super sane? That's not true.

So fucking. There's a black sparring block. That's not true. I don't know. But what the hell were you talking about? Oh, yeah. I don't know, man. No, no, no, we were talking.

Well, we came, we got here somehow from the monkey and the chicken conversation. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Shout out to grandma. Grandma, you killed the fuck out of that monkey. Pussy-a-a-mankey. I don't know.

Bitch-ass-a-moy. I don't know if I could, I don't know if I could give up chicken, but I also don't know if I could take the life of a monkey because a monkey feels so close to a person. They see. I feel like I would have to. Not even slightly to me. They're so close. You don't think a monkey has humanity? No, it's not a human.

No, but you know what I mean, right? You know what I mean when I say that? They're closer than other things, yeah. I'd still kill it because I could kill a human too. I wouldn't be happy about it. I wouldn't like kill the monkey and smile. I wouldn't like kill the monkey and turn to the camera and do like a sonic thumbs up. Can I be like, uh, well, and I go eat some chicken afterwards.

Can I say something? I feel like a monkey. I feel like a middle-aged monkey is closer to a person than a baby is. you know? No. No, I wouldn't say that. I think so. I think absolutely. I think absolutely. I think my baby's mannerisms make no sense in comparison to a monkey. What were you were you going to say to Derek? No, I would just say for me the problem is the the innocence of the creature. I don't want to kill a monkey. Just like I don't want to kill a baby. Like I can kill a grown ass human. There's there's a handful of humans on this earth that I feel like we'd be so much better off if they were dead. So that's no problem. But like a baby and or like a defenseless. animal or maybe not

defenseless maybe get the monkey a knife and I'll feel like a little more like threatened but like most likely a small little defenseless monkey like I don't want to snap its neck or slam it on the floor that is wild man I'd grab that monkey by its little fucking neck and I would fucking squeeze I would squeeze

this monkey's neck like I'm squeezing toothpaste out of a fucking I don't have a fucking toothpaste thing I would kill a monkey in a heartbeat I feel I would I don't care I would have to I would have to let it attack me first. I would have to feel some justification. I would have to be, I would have to, I would have to egg it on basically. I'd have to be like, yo, attack me. Because I can't kill you if you don't attack me.

Slap it a little bit. That's the only way that I can't do it if you're watching. That's the only way that I feel like I could kill a monkey is in self-defense. I could never just walk up to a monkey minding its own business and then fucking twirl it around by its neck and fucking slam into a fucking garbage disposal. That seems so, they're like needlessly brutal. I couldn't do that. I couldn't do that either, obviously. But I could never. But I could kill a monkey. It's not obvious to me that you, it's not obvious to me that you couldn't do it. I wouldn't go.

I wouldn't go through. No, no, no, no. I wouldn't, there's difference. I wouldn't murder a monkey. I wouldn't go out and hunt and stock and cereal kill monkeys. But I could kill one to preserve my right to eat chicken. Yes, I could do that. Yes.

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And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan? and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. All right. I mean, I think, I think honestly, as much as I need chicken and as much as I want chicken, I don't, in my heart of hearts, I don't think I have it in me. I don't think I can do it.

So I think I'll give up chicken. I'll focus on, I'll focus on like, I don't know, Pffinutton. Fucking peanut butter and cum, I guess you're fucking. Yeah, and, and, and, and, and abstain from beef, pork,

all the other poultrys that are available. Chicken's better. It's better protein. It's better protein than like, not much like, it's better than like turkey and stuff like that. But I mean, hey, have fun, dude. Have fun eating your, You're fucking your cum, your cum addled steak, your sauce cum berry steak.

Why couldn't I eat beef? I love eating chicken. You can eat beef. Because he's, yeah, I was what I said? I'll just eat a fucking maniac. Yeah, what the fuck? It's not as good as chicken, though. I generally agree.

I don't know, actually. I think it sometimes it just depends. Sometimes like a, man, sometimes like the right smoked ribs are just like holy shit. It's so good. Rovers are delicious, that's true, but I'd rather, I couldn't eat ribs with like chicken. But then also, like, you know,

pork, like, pork, like, it's, but yeah, chicken is the default. It's just, it's easiest to work with.

It is the, it's the most versatile as well, too. There's so much you can do it for, isn't it the, isn't it the, isn't it the, most,

like the, because I know beef is kind of, white meat chicken, white meat chicken is very good for you. It's not, I thought it was dark meat for you, it's very lean. I mean, it's,

breast is more lean than like say a lot of the dark meat because a lot of dark meat has a way more fat surrounding it. But is dark meat? I was always under the impression that dark meat was better for you. I don't think there's, I don't think it's. No, dark meat has more fat. I just think that dark meat in general, since it's by the thighs that has way more fat surrounding it. So usually when people use thigh meat, there's a lot more fat on it than just like a breast.

Yeah. So I think it's just more about just being more lean. I felt bad all this time for no reason because I was like, oh man, I know dark meat's better for me. really like the white meat, so I'm going to keep eating the white meat, thinking that I was doing myself, like, genuine damage the entire time. Oh, that's crazy. By choosing that. Yeah, like, usually whenever the people trying to eat the healthiest, they do,

they do chicken breasts because it's the leanest. Yeah. So it's just like, yeah. So usually they don't do like chicken thighs and legs and stuff like that because usually there's a lot of fat. Well, legs, there's not much fat on it, but the thighs for sure. That's where most of the fat is. Yeah.

When people are eating that. Man, I love a chicken katsu because they did the chicken thighs and they, Katsu, oh my God. To make it in that Katsu fucking batter. That shit's crazy. Oh my God. Yeah, never mind. Chicken curry.

Oh my God. I'm killing the lunchy. As soon as we're done here. As soon as we're done here, I'm eating that now. Yeah, I got a Japanese curry place right up the street for me. Some, I think some influencers, some piece of shit narked because that place used to be empty. And the last two times it's fucking packed. And then those motherfuckers ain't hiring in new people.

That's such a double-edged sword, isn't it? Because it's like you want your favorite places. You want them to. do well. You want them to do well. You want them to stay around so they don't go away. But then if they get too good, there's something that happens.

I do notice that where it's like either like they skimp on ingredients or something changes or like I don't know. I'm really worried. My biggest fear is that Gus's world famous fried chicken gets so popular that it's or so exceedingly popular that it gets significantly worse. You know what's crazy? It's possible. I had chicken from a place called fixing. in downtown LA, that is so good. It makes Gus look mid.

That's pretty, that's a big. Not even mid, fine. It's so good there. It's seen. I wouldn't, see, I wouldn't necessarily, I don't disbelieve that. I think the only thing that gives me pause of that recommendation coming from you

is that you are a Raising Cain's Simp. Advocat. I'm not raising. I'll eat Raising Cain's, but I'm not a Sip for it. You said that you're number one chicken. You've said on the podcast At least like almost every episode

My number one Chicken is probably like Mama's fried chicken from the Bronx Like Mamas or Kennedys I love those chickens I remember you saying that like Raising Cains like Made Mamas taste like diarrhea Okay now now you see before See before there was a period of time where my brain was almost like

Maybe I might have said I really like Raising Cains But now that I think about it There's no way Because that's my kids didn't like that much We do this to it You almost got me You almost got me. Every, no, we get you every single, every single time.

Like, we bring this up. We was like, yeah, Kaysen, you said you love Raising games. And you're like, and then there's part of you that's like, did I? Because I don't remember before. Before's gone. So I'm like, all right, cool. Did he get me? And then I'm like, all right, he's still talking.

I'm going to bring up before it just goes away. Yeah, that is. We're going to keep, we can keep doing it, by the way. And there's a place called Louisiana chicken. There's a lot of them all over L.A., but there's a couple of spots there. particularly they do it just right. I got to bring that chicken over so you guys can taste it

because it's another one of those places that, like, you absolutely don't eat sauce. Sauce actually ruins the chicken, in my opinion. Bro, we went there. We went there and there were these biscuits and they had grape gel. They had grape butter that you put on the biscuits. I took one bite and I had to stop because I was like,

I'll never stop eating this. It was so delicious. I don't know people made like flavored butter Like really people made like a bunch of flavored butter Yeah I've done this is dangerous This is the most dangerous thing I ever throw out of Butter is straight fat

Is it straight up holy fat You cannot have that as a thing that tastes too good Because butter is like mid You know butter's like Yeah It's good on the right things man On my toast But flavored butter is insane

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. The only thing that's worth getting there are the pancakes. I think there's, I literally think there's drugs in there.

Because I've never had anything. Nothing. I don't know. I want to, like, guys, I want to steal the recipe because it's fucking. Let's do it. I think there's drugs in them. I just think there's drugs in it because it's that with a little bit of butter and there's syrup, nothing better.

There's no better flavor I ever had as far as breakfast shit goes. This is making me so hungry. It's unreal. Yeah, I've been people listening to be. is. We're going to move on. Because I can't just leave right now and eat. So, like, we got to move on. Papa Jesus wrote it and he says,

Hey, there, you hilarious homos. No question. Just a fun fact of this time. In the recent episode, 212, you made fun of old Europeans for being so filthy, but this is only partially true. The Vikings actually took really good care of their bodies and especially hair.

English women were infatuated by them because their beautiful hair and how good they smelled, which caused the English men to hate them. That would... I don't know how true that is. I believe that. I could believe that.

I could believe that because I don't really when I'm thinking of like smelly Europeans, I'm not thinking of Scandinavians. You don't think of the top ones. Do you think of the central ones? Yeah, I'm thinking of the fucking Western, the large conquerors that just did not take care of themselves at all. They won because their filth would kill most of their enemies.

They would. A bath of month was kind of like the act. average. Like, oh. Dude, that is an insane thing. Made them just like we taught them how to bat. We taught them to bathe. That is so on.

I'm just like, these niggas won. They won. Yeah. Try, try going without a week to try it. Like this, it would be hell. It would be like absolute hell going an entire week without showering. And no cheating. You can't use any like baby wipes to like fucking non.

No, no, no, no. Like, because, you know, soldiers. Showering is a remedy for me. Like, showering calms me down. Like, it's a mental thing. A long, like, if I had to take a shower to cool myself. So you'll have a really tough day. I would have, like, panic attacks probably. Holy shit.

Like, I do it to, like, calm, like, after a tough day, you know, you go, you get in a shower. It soothes your aching joints. It calms you down. You're like, all right, cool. I'm refreshed. I'm ready to go back into the world. Yeah I can't

I can't I'd lose my mind What was the last time? What was the last time A genuine question How What is the longest Period you've gone

Without showering And how old were you Generally when that was the case When that was Maybe when I was like 19 I was really depressed About a breakup

And I went like three days Without showering I think I was in my room Just three days It was a summer though So definitely I was definitely Reeking But yeah

I'm sure as a kid when I didn't have like, you know, my homeowners won't rage in and so I didn't have, I wasn't even using deodorant yet. I'm sure I've skipped some fucking absurd time because it didn't really matter. Yeah. But as like post a puberty, I don't really have any memories of probably going more than two days was because like I've skipped a day. Sure. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But like I think that two, I don't think I could go past two days. I think at that point it's just you're kind of at maximum I'm at maximum like dude if you like just whip your dick out to piss

like that shit like I'm like I'm like oh man I got I'm so sweaty like it's immediately I have to shower because like it hits me on the face and I can only imagine if you're having like a I mean because that's just like if you don't because I know some people actually

they put a deodorant all over their like and not antiprespirant but just like regularly deodorant they put it all over their body like they'll put like the and so maybe it's but I the way that I was raised I never did that so I would shower regularly to not get extra sweaty so I don't know man

yeah maybe I've got longer I just can't remember what do you got? Yeah I feel like it was like probably like I must have been like a kid kid like maybe like nine or eight or 10 like one of those and I think the longest I went was like four days I think I remember specifically because I was like I don't, I hate, I didn't like showering. Like, I didn't like it. Like, it was like an annoyance.

It would take me away from like everything that I like to do. And like, there's also that feeling of like when you get out of it and you're fucking freezing. And it's just like, this sucks. This is so uncomfortable. Like, I hate this. But yeah, I think that was probably like the last time. And then like obviously like you miss like a day or like you, you miss days sometimes. But you remember when showering?

I can't imagine. Remember when it became showering and not bathing and how much less fun it was? Oh, yeah. I was. disappointed when I could no longer take baths. I was sad. Like I was like actually like I still take baths. I don't take baths. I can't fit in a bath. You can't have to fit in a bath. The average bathtub is even myself though the average bathtubs are not like they're not they're like not they're like not designed for like average human adults and to come to fit in there comfortably in the way that say even if I'm in there

the water's super shallow or it's gonna like over you know it's I'm bending my knees it wouldn't work for me stretch out all the way and so um it's even if you go to a fucking hotel there's only only like say usually like the fancier sweets have like a good fucking bath that you know it's it's bullshit I don't know it pisses me off because like when I see videos and movies of people like both couples in the bathtub and I'm like what are they in that's not real that's real I've done that before I've been in a bathroom

I've been in a bathroom I remember I went I went to this girl's house that I was dating and we did that and it was like I can't believe that there's even a tub

that's big enough for this This is crazy Like where the fuck was that Is she shorter than you? No she was taller It was a big tub It was a big tub But like it was also like

There were I don't want to get too It was like a place That they were saying temporarily So they were like kind of put up in like a really good spot for like a brief period of time. I was just like, yo, this is, this bathroom is fucking crazy. And it

had a shower on the other side. Yeah. That was what I couldn't believe, like a standing shower. I do remember, the kind of thing of it, I was in, I was in a fancy house in Sedona, in some some, funny enough, we were talking about Tinder earlier. This was

long story short, I was living in a loft at my friend's apartment and so his parents actually lived at this house. And this was the most awkward shit ever because this chick was like, oh, like, let's smash. And I'm like, I don't have any fucking doors, right? I try anyway. I can't because knowing that the parents are right fucking there downstairs and then to the right is the room.

I'm fucking like just, you know, I'm not, I'm not adequately prepared to smash. She thinks it's her. She's like, oh, like, you know, like see self-esteem thing. I'm like, bitch, you're fucking stupid. Anyway, randomly she's like, oh, I got to go to Sedona. to check on my mom's property because she sells stuff. Do you want to go? And I'm like,

this is weird. Am I going to get killed? I literally have known you for like hours. And I went, why the fuck not, brought my shotgun. We shot some shit in the desert. Went to the fucking house.

And I was so upset with like the way that rich people live. Because like Sedona is a really rich city. And there was a stone room shower. It was like a completely stone slab thing. seats and everything where people can gather. Was the room a shower? It was like half of like of, it's the size of a room, but it's like it's not the whole room though. So the bathroom, part of the bathroom was like the size of a decent room where you can just congregate and sit down and pop open some beers.

Then there was another shower that was its own thing and it was massive. A guest shower had the stupidest design I've ever seen. It was the longest. It was the long. The shower was the long. The shower was probably 10 feet long. I didn't even understand how this worked. And then it did this weird little trickle-down thing where it was shaved ever so slightly so it'll just pour into the drain.

Like this weird thing, instead of like having it more at like an angle so it'll just drain fast. But it was like designed that way to almost look virtually flat. But then it just slightly curves. And it was like a 10. I was like, what the fuck is this? What is this for? I don't know. I don't know.

fucking five million dollar house and I was like this is so stupid giant tub that would have been amazing I wouldn't even know what to do about that shit man Like I stole her body and took the house That is my man That is my main decision

Like it is one of the It is one of the prime decisions on what like That I was looking for when I was trying to find like an apartment I was like I want central air And I want a tub Because to me because do you remember when we lived in um what is it me and kingston lived in uh this building uh it's a long apartment it was a long apartment it was the first apartment that we lived in when we first started

doing the show and my bathroom like the the bathroom for everybody else had a tub or whatever but like my standalone like master bathroom had a standing shower and i didn't think it would bother me until like i lived there for a long time where it's like god damn i just really want to relax and like soak and I can't. I have to stand in the shower and just like fucking annoyed. It's so annoying. So like now it's like that's like a prime thing. And also same with hotels.

Like if I'm if I have to be put up somewhere and I have to go somewhere, it's like it's got a, I need a tub in that room. Right. If I'm going to be on a plane, if I'm going to be on a plane for fucking hours at a time and then I'm going to get off and then I'm going to go to the into this hotel. I'm going to want to, I'm going to want to get clean. And I'm certainly not going to want to fucking stand. during yeah me going to my

hourly panic attacks at the fucking in the plane that's just me the whole time just having severe panic attacks I hate flying

bro I never want to go fanics because that's what always hear people take for that shit I go through the highs and lows on planes man yeah

I'm just in the plane fucking twitching crying shaking I I mean what if you if you take like say

if you were to take it you don't we don't fly very often so would it be an issue if you took it like say that seldomly like say oh I fly five times a year the issue the issue is that it would you can't get the you can't get the quantity that you would need for that like how often do you fly realistically

yeah I fly very often yeah like let's just say it would three to five times your max max and then you get like so you get a like a thing of pills and then you'd have like, it would expire probably by the time you were halfway done with your flights.

So like, yeah, maybe. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, I guess so. Fries your brain if you do it too much. But what were we talking about? Oh, yeah. Thank you for the fun fact, Papa Jesus, about the Vikings and how English people

are fucking the worst. Praise the Vikings and their bloodies and all that shit. Praise the son, bro. Let's see. I hate this. I hate this. name. I'm not, I'm going to say this, but only because they, this is the name of the person. RIPP, David, 1956, to 2024. Don't fuck with that. Don't fuck with that juju. That's disgusting.

That's a crazy thing to say. We will personally find. The fact that you probably thought that's funny is crazy. You deserve the worst things. We will get you. We will get you. We will get you. It's coming. He says hello gay Hispanics and normal black man. Jeez. Welcome. I was mean Question That was a nice Question

When do you guys think Dragon Ball should have ended Personally I'd say It should have happened With Battle of Gods But what say you I think at the end of Z Should have ended

End of Z There doesn't need to be There doesn't need to be Anymore I don't get the whole I'm saying Super was fine Super was fine

I love the stuff beyond Super I think it's actually really cool But it's unnecessary I think I can You still enjoy it But I'm like Oh this should have ended

After This should have ended after what you call it. Like, Adda'clock. Yeah. Like after they, um, they beat boo, a little time skip with Pan flying around like that. It's like, all right, cool, new generation. It's over now. Yeah. It's kind of how I feel about Halo in that way where it's like, I like, I like Halo Infinite and it's like there's some parts of it that I'm like, yes, that's better. It's better than five and four or whatever, but like. Yeah. Don't even had to trudge through. We had to trudge through so much bullshit to get here that it almost doesn't count anymore. Like Gohan's

the main character again. I love that. Gohan's really. heavily focused on the series there now really cool unnecessary though yeah totally just don't need it it was great and it just made everything all the just super sane like I even Super Saian 3

I thought was kind of stupid I just was kind of like I'm I think I would have charged up charged up Super Sand like Super Sand like Super Sand 2 it is cool then obviously you grew your hair like a fucking it just started getting stupid where I'm like all right let's contain it within this. Let's contain it. Let's end it. And then it just now there's fuck. What is it? Ultra Instinct. Get the fuck out of here, dude. Like, I look at it. I watched,

like all of that stuff and that one stupid alien guy that, what was his name? That was like the strongest ever. Juran or something? Jure it. Yeah, that shit. I was just like, I, yeah, is that? When the universes are battling, I just, come on, guys. Stop, please. Stop. Please stop. All of the stuff we grew up with is so meaningless. So meaningless.

I don't agree with that. When Goku became a super sane, you know, for the first time, that is such an insignificant moment now. Compared to how weak, like, they would fucking, like, top from that one universe, that fat mustache idiot would fucking squash them. know what I'm saying? Like it's just... Like the little kids. Little kid Gotten would beat the flaming fuck out of Super San Goku on fucking

dynamic. He would beat him to death. He would beat him to death. Right. It would die. It would be close. It would die. It just sucks, man.

Because I feel like respecting that as the closest and then like Super Satan 2 just kind of a charged up version. I felt like that was good. I just felt like that was good. And it wouldn't have felt like. like this what do you think there's going to be something past ultra instinct

or of course yeah that's what they're not going to stop why would they stop what the fuck are they going to call it this time what are they going to do this time they're not even their hair isn't even changed anymore they just have jizz on them it's just like a jizz aura and that's all it was right if I remember correctly

yeah it's yeah it's it's just it's what do you do gohan's hair turned white and got really big success starts with your drive, an American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our

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Oh, is that the thing? The thing is that something like you, like you, like, like, Remember the kids next door parody with number four where he went super saying his hair was the size of a building almost? That is exactly what happened to Gohan's hair, actually. The thing about it really ultimately is that you are, these characters are getting so strong. Like, I remember in the base, like in original Dragon Balls Ian, like the first season in the Sayan saga, Gohan had to like focus just to see where Yamcha and a cybermen were. Like because they were moving so fast that they were basically invisible.

Yamcha and a cyberman. So like how how much stronger can you possibly be or how much faster can you possibly be than imperceptibly fast? Like it's it What? I don't know It's yeah It's it's power cream It does make a lot of that insignificant

But it doesn't make it insignificant to me Just because like I just consider it like It's and we also live through it It happens so long after Yeah we live through it But it also like It happens so long after that there's no way That like Akira Toryama

When he was writing Z was thinking like Ultra instinct fucking You know what I mean So it's right This isn't even Kiroama anymore Right So it all feels like a very like deeply Like an afterthought anyway

So, like, to me, it's just like, yeah, all right, he goes all to instinct. But that's, like, fucking fan fiction Goku. Like, I could give a fuck less what happens to fan fiction Goku. They could come out with a new Dragon Ball fucking super episode where Goku's a pedophile and wouldn't change my mind about fucking Goku because that's not Goku. That's just some new fucking, that's new Goku who doesn't understand, who doesn't understand what, that he, he, he, there was this moment where, like, you, you don't know, you don't know what a kiss is. Oh, right. Right, right, right, right. I forgot about that.

Like, dude, how did you, so did you even, how did, I need to know because of the premise. This man, this man passionlessly pounded come into this woman staring with like no, a blank expression. What if he just came in his hand and put it in her? He's like, oh, you need this. He just gave it to, he just gave it to, he just gave it to Chi-G. Oh, here you go. Sam can come on demand, in fact.

It's one of their ability. He didn't come on demand. Here you go. Go buy off the train. Big commies. And then just gave her to her. And then he just went and got to fight. He went to fight.

So like Spichita's like hitting that pussy good. So at least there's that. At least we know like he's fucking hitting them corners and those walls, you know? Think of it like this. There was a moment in Dragon Ball Z where Napa came to Earth and he destroyed all of Earth's military. You guys remember that? That was badass. Like he fucking up the jets and shit, Napa?

Napa. He destroyed the whole entire planet's military. all of it Napa there was no way to say that is like 30 years ago think of it right now

think it right now if you little pan the little baby pan could beat Napa that little baby pan she can't stand up yet Virginia Vagina was already capable

her legs though Vagita was already capable of blowing up the world like when he got there In the first season. Like, yeah, literally. And then it's Mosh and Boo. Literally.

And then Mosh and Boo comes here. It's like, he could destroy galaxies. And it's like, all right. That's too much. Where are we going? Do you know what a galaxy is, really? It's like Torayama. Do you really know what a galaxy is?

Like, actually. Actually, do you know what that is? Definitely not. If you would say something that absurd. Yeah, I do like, I don't know. I liked, I liked the concept of like Kid Boo as this, as this like, as this like, as this like, manifestation of evil and just like the just like all of that that I thought that was cool I like

there was a villain that had like no there was like a force in nature that's cool but like it can only last so long you know what I mean like personally I I I would have been fine after the cell saga like I would have been fine with that was the projected actual ending that Toriyama really wanted actually that it felt fine like around that time because yeah who's gonna and then I didn't really like um go home Han beating perfect cell. I didn't like that. Uh, just, it just, it didn't like the amount of, it didn't, it was, it got a little bit weird where it's like, oh, I'm here in spirit to help you out, but not really actual energy. And he beat him with one hand versus perfect cell. It didn't, it didn't,

that, that shouldn't have happened. I was okay. To be fair. It wasn't exactly that simple. Because it was everybody that was attacking. Virginia helped a lot in that. In that instance. Virginia helped. Virginia helped. Sure. T.N.

helped. They all helped out in all granted it. To be fair, the reason why Gohan was put in that predicament was Vegeta. Again, Vegeta just being useless and trying to fight and then getting slapsed hard. He couldn't walk. That moment was ridiculous. But with, but, but, but, but with that. He back hid him so hard he couldn't move.

That's true. But without that, but without that. Vegeta Yeah Vegeta basically Beets Cell I don't know about basically Vegeta

Vigida gave Gohan The attempt the moment To use his full power To be able to overpower Yeah But Gohan still wasn't using His full power Doesn't think

He still wasn't using His full power And that annoyed me Because I was like Gohan Seriously dude Enough's enough Win the fight

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. The boo saga, outside of the fact that it's just fun, it's just a ridiculously, like, fun. It is. Yeah, it's fun. It is the most fun saga by far, actually, literally. It's a good time. It's a lot of, it's a lot of fun. There's like superheroes and fucking mind control.

It's fucking ridiculous. There's talking like semen. It's absurd. Talking semen. There's like speeches in that, in that saga that I think kind of trounce a lot of the stuff from earlier on, even if those sagas are better. So, and that's really the thing that pulls it up. Like, the Masha Vigita's speeches are just so fucking good that it's like, okay, you've earned all of this ridiculousness in some way. But it gets into the super and then you're just like.

Yeah, yeah. At that point, I was, I don't need this, but it's like, why? Gold freezes. The moment when they're like doing, uh, Rob is the suit fights booze. Like, how long do you need? If only I had one minute and Vindidus like one minute against that thing is like an eternity. I guess I'll do it. And I'm like, because it was, that season was, that season felt like Dragon Ball again.

It felt like Dragon Ball again where it was just like, it was a comedy show a lot. There was a lot of moments that were just funny. Freaking Gohan calling Suboo a retard and then punching him in the head to heart. His eyes came out of the sockets. Like moments like that were just like, this is a lot of really, really, really funny moments. I've seen that. Yeah, he called him a retard. I've seen that image of like the subtitle saying, you're retort.

But, like, is that real? He calls him a retard, yeah. Like, is there footage of that? Because it came out in the 90s, and you could say that in the 90s. That is true. That is very true. Right, but is there English footage of... On the DVDs, he says retard.

He says retard. I love that. There's no English dub of him saying retard. That's for sure. That's for sure. I think there is. No, I think he called them a retard on the original set. Go on.

If you bought the Blu-Rays back when they were probably first coming out, you could probably find it. Yeah. Because me and Ziggy were watching at Rouse and he said retard. In English? Yeah. Really? I just feel like that they wouldn't. I mean, that's great.

I love that. If that's true. I know he says it in Japanese. I know he says it in Japanese. Yeah, of course. They don't give a fuck. I don't care. They don't.

They barely, they still fuck a little girl. In Japan, they point laugh at the retarded. Yeah. It's not. real. This isn't real. It's not real. I can't find it. Um, so anyway, yeah, that's that's that. I don't know what the fuck we read to get us here, but, uh, oh yeah, the, the, how we feel about Z or where it should have ended cool. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, at Z. At the end of Z, he should have been fine. I thought him going to train, Oob was dumb, but like, whatever. It's like,

yeah, do you think any chance to leave my family? Do you think this would have happened? Do you think this would have happened if, uh, if GT didn't happen? Do you feel like Gt was so bad that they're, like, we got to just do something? Like, let's, let's, let's, let's, I do things. Actually, that is true. I do think there is a, I do think there is an aspect of it where it's just like we can't leave with that. I think people over exaggerate how bad GT is often. I hate it. I don't think so, I'm not like it at all.

I think people over exaggerate how bad it. I don't think it's good. I don't think it's good. By no means I don't think it's good. But I think people over exaggerate how bad it is. It's just fine. It's what it is. Look, it's not.

It's been well over a decade since I watched it. Like, because I watched it again in the 2010s, I remember. I watched it in the 2010s. And then I was like, I don't like this. Give it another shot. But from what I remember, I didn't like it at all. It's fucking terrible. I think Super State 4 is so stupid.

There are so many problems. There are so many problems. You didn't like Dominican Kid Goku? You didn't like dark skin kid Goku? He was fucking tan his shit. I was like, why is he so tan? That was weird. Dominican Goku, bro.

I don't know. He was so shiny too I don't know what the fuck that was going on. You didn't like Gohagum Go Vagita with the chaplain mustache Or Virginia killed the gay people Or Virginia only killed gay people Did you guys notice that part where he like literally

I don't remember that I don't remember that Some guys was like flurring He was in a car with his daughter And they were like hey Hansa Hey beautiful how's it going And he was like I'm with my dad We're not talking to you bitch

And if Virginia Drives over to them and pulls the steering wheel off And they drive off the cliff You don't remember that's true. That is real. That is real. That is that does happen. I don't remember that.

Honestly, that's the only part of the, of GT that I liked and endorsed wholeheartedly. It was, it was Vegeta. I'd like home before with Regina. Fucking, queer. Whatever. He goes Super Shane four against gay people. He's just fighting this gay guy at full hour. A regular human.

Oh, my hit me with the blitz wave. I got to kill this gay person. Yeah, I don't know. GT was just. I just felt like the vibe was just entirely wrong with it. Like, I didn't like Peel off being there. I didn't like Kid Goku there. I didn't like that it was Kid Goku and Pan and Trunks.

It was just such a... Why was it the ensemble? It was just such an ensemble. The ensemble just didn't make any fucking... Like, I don't want to see these people hanging out at all, quite frankly. Like, I don't want... Why was it? Hang out with Trunks.

Yeah, it's just dumb. But, uh... Oh, my grandpa's younger than me. It's like, what the fuck is this freaky Friday shit? What is this dumb bullshit? nobody wanted to see that too because everybody that was watching GT were fucking old they were older

they were older they weren't fucking so when do you want to be like oh I want to fucking hang out with kid we already had Dragon Ball why the fuck I just don't I'm not gonna I'm not gonna lie and say that I didn't think the design for Super Sane 4 while I thought was really dumb was also kind of

sick I think it's cool still I didn't I get my mouth set I liked I liked Gojita and I liked Omega Shenron But that was it That was really it But there was a whole thing Where like baby Vigita came up

And like he was like I'm Vigita but a baby And it's like what the fuck? No He's Vodita but a tuffle He's a tuffle I forgot a lot of Yeah Please stop it's hurting

I like it Is there anything I'm for what it was Europe Okay last one Last one And then we'll We'll bounce on out of here

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hey, Krusty Sok, your own belly button and your uncle's chin, all places where come ends up, I guess. If you had the power to go back in time and add into any movie either one hard R or one

penetrative sex scene, what movie and in what scene would you add these things? I love this question. That's crazy. I would add the N-word to that scene in Willy Wonka where he's telling you where he's telling Charlie that he lost You lose You get nothing you get nothing good day

Yeah I think it would fit it I would first of all it would fit the tone also it would be jarring as fuck that deep into the movie for that to happen Like that would be if everything was the same And it fits because it's like I mean he did blazing saddles he never said it though he never said it he never said it once in blazing saddles he never said it though he never said it one time unfortunately he was the only person that never said it in that movie well he wasn't the only really not even not are you serious no no no no i kid you not pretty much everybody else said it but him i've seen that movie way too many times there there's um the citizens

or the ones that kept saying it not but like the the main characters said it the mayor's the mayor said it the black guy said it he's not the other black guys the main characters said it the main characters didn't say it the main character said it literally said it the mayor said it as well he's not the main character you don't see him very often who you talk who you consider the main characters then so so obviously um uh so jean and uh my nigger uh let's see uh at hetty lamar um Hey, Lamar doesn't say it? Sorry, they call them Hedley. They call him Hedley.

No, Hedley says it. No, he doesn't. Really? No, no, absolutely not. Um, it's been a while since that scene, he's actually,

uh, main characters. There's just, it's, it's, it's mostly like the, the town people saying it. Uh, obviously that frontier guy and the fucking, the bell kept going off, like, oh, you, and where the new, the new sheriff's,

the new sheriff's, you know, um, it's stuff like that, like, there's, there's, there's enough of them, but it's,

it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,

it's, it's, so insanely stupid. That's kind of the whole point. Yeah. Of course. Yeah. It's,

it's, it's, it's not as much as you remember. If you watch it again, it's, well, arguably some people would say it was way too many, but it's only a funny moment. I stand by that point.

It's only a comedically well-timed moment. Yeah. I think it's funny. The mayor is reading the, the, uh, he's reading the thing. And, He had the, it prepared the speech and everything.

And he's supposed to say our new sheriff, but then he says, you know, our new N-word. That fucking guy falls down in his chair, the fucking sign. They fucking flip it up. Bart puts it back down, you know, like, so it's, it's, it's, I love that movie. I love that movie. I love that movie. I haven't seen it in a while. I watched it with Lily Louie was, her jaw dropped at that movie.

She had never seen it? This movie came out, and I was like, yeah. People keep saying, like, you never seen it? Oh, you can't make this, you can't make this movie anymore. You can't make, and I'm like, well, you could. It's just, there's no need. There's no, because say for example, what's his name? Who's the guy that loves shoes, Quinn Tarantino?

Our feet, sorry? Yeah. Like, he still throws like 10,000 hard hours in his movies. That'd be such a different, Quentin Tarantino, if he would be. It would be. It's just obsessed. It's like, look, man, I got Doc Martins. I got the crocs.

I got everything. I'm sucking on my crooks Umma Thurman just has some inappropriate shoes on certain scenes Like these like no business he's wearing so it's just shoes What's inappropriate shoes? Okay inappropriate shoes But like couldn't Tarantino movies have a bunch of ins? Come on Even modern day even modern day movies

You know what's crazy There a lot of them Like a lot of them moment to moment They kind of make sense relative to what's going on literally except for the one in his most famous movie. That moment, it is so unnecessary to have that word there. Like, I looked at it, like, in my screenwriting class, we went through it. And my teacher was like, look at all the time in Django, in a screenwriting class.

And the class that I was literally taking at Dutch the Dutch community college, not Dutch is odd, Glendon Community College. We were looking at that movie. You were in a screenwriting class? Yeah. Oh. I think you ever told me that. And I was just like looking at it and he was just like, what is the point of saying is here? And I'm like just to emphasize how said he is.

Like, yeah, but it's really not necessary. He could just emphasize how upset he was. But to say this is not a dead fucking body storage room. There's no need to throw the N-word in there, especially in front of this other black guy that is clearly, he didn't have to say that to him. And I was like, I mean, it does kind of, it does kind of informant sensitivity of the. character you know what I mean like it's like he doesn't it is completely unnecessary that this person well I mean it's the movie is inherently unnecessary it's a it's a movie you know what I mean like I don't know about how I understand but every other moment it's said is to emphasize like how shitty

of a character they are or it fits with the moment to moment interactions of them and that one scene it is genuinely not necessary success starts with your drive an American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our programs are designed for people who never stop. You bring the fire, APU will fuel the journey. Learn more at APU.APUS.edu. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest

injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and Our army grows, so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. compared to like all the time it's using Django. Django it's massively actually. Yeah, but it's not necessary. It's not necessary every time. Or even in Jackie Brown.

Like it's used well on Jackie Brown or in the context of those movies. It makes sense because that was thrown around like willy-nilly. It was just, I would say arguably, I think that scene probably could have been better because that moment was a little distracting. It was like, what the fuck? I do.

I don't know. I feel like, I feel like we don't really I feel like we're looking at it from like a lens of like when we were kids and just like nobody talks like that and it's like in the 70s people I don't some people do

it's just there's a Bruce Willis movie where he's walking around with that word on a sign on him oh yeah where he's like in the like that's Bruce fucking Willis you know so like I don't know I understand I understand that but that moment was for the absurdity

that's the absurdity that is a different context in the moment that that was because think of the character we just met of sam's of sam jackson's character the moment the character he just displayed himself as throughout that whole entire film would have shot him in his fucking face if he spoke to him like that back up from the mic you cunt yes he would have blown his face off he would have been like oh you're gonna call me that blam you're dead i'm gonna kill the woman in here too that's it it was just like i would say jules was very submissive in that scene in a way that say he kind of reacted in a way that as if he as if Quentin Tarantino's character didn't say it where I said it was very distracting because there was nothing that would insinuate that this guy was some ultra bigot

other than that moment by saying that it just seemed a little distracting to me. It's not even like I don't really care at the end of the day but like I feel like that scene because I really do like that scene. I love the wolf and everything I just think that that would have been a fucking excellent

scene if that wasn't in there. Like, I think maybe the scene could have been a little bit better. But that's, that is just speculation because obviously all we can do it's I think it's a funny scene, 100% it's funny. I think it's like, damn, it just comes out of nowhere. I just think that it's such an outrageous line of dialogue that like it kind of is just so out of pocket that I can't help it be like if it's, it just feels so I don't say I that is honestly probably is it my least no it's not my least favorite

Quentin Tarantino movie but it's like it's one of it's one of them I think that's the most popular one I would say probably right do you say least favorite yeah it's one of my least favorites yeah I don't like Hill Bill was popular too I think once upon a time in Hollywood is probably my least favorite but I I only saw it once I forgot to see that yeah I I saw it once and I was like uh I don't I don't even know if I would be it gets better the more you watch it I've seen it like three times and I really like it now you saw it three times Mm-hmm.

Okay. Wow. Not in theaters. Not in theaters. I don't think anybody's seen that movie three. I don't even think Quinn Tarantino's seen that movie three times. I enjoy that movie. It's really, really cool.

It's a very, very, very film, film, though. Yeah. Like, you got to really love films to love that movie. What's her, what's her name? I like Margaret Qualey or whatever. She's cool. She's in, because she's in Death Stranding also. That's how I know her.

But, like, I don't know. I think, yeah, that's one of my, that's one of my, that's one of the movies where I'm just, I don't know. That and Pulp Fiction. I like Pulp Fiction, but like I could never see Pulpiction again and I'd be totally fine. You know, like I, I wouldn't. I love that movie so much. I wouldn't wrestle to see it. I like it a lot.

I just love, I love Django and Inglorious and the Hateful Eighth. I didn't like it for either until I saw it again. I saw the hateful eight the first time and I was like, this is long and fucking annoying. And then the second time I was like, oh, this is, oh, it's good. It is very long. Because like, when you don't know how long, when you don't know how much, like, how long things are going to go on for, that movie is hell. But then when you've seen it already, you kind of understand the pace of it. It's like, oh, this is great, actually.

This is good. I think hateful late has the best, right? Like, I think hateful eight's writing amongst the characters to each other is really impressive. I think everyone's interactions and their talks to each other. And like the guy, like, they're picking each other up along the way and then all getting stuck in the cab. And it's like very well written story wise. I think Quinn Tarantino is a racist, foot-loving freak that should be. He is so clearly autistic.

though, isn't that obvious? Yes. Like, it's, it is, I love, what I love about him is that, like, he's, like, he's, well, he, no, he doesn't act like Elon. He, he's, he's, he's, he's way more charismatic than Elon, first off. But he will absorb the personalities of the people around him. Like, he doesn't, like, there's this great interview of him, like, with, like, Samuel Jackson and, like, a bunch of other black actors.

And I don't know if it's, like, for Django or, like, for something else or, like, just in general. And he's just, he's doing this black scent, obvious. But like you can tell But you can tell it's like I don't know There's something about it where it's like You can tell it's like oh he's not like making fun

He's just genuinely like enthused to be around these people And he's like emulating It's so funny Because it's like there's like He makes some of the most Not vile shit but he makes some of the most like You know visceral movies today In comparison to a lot of other people

But he's like I look at him like this child basically Dude, try to listen to a podcast with him. It's, it is, it's tough. I've, I've listened to two podcasts. All over the place. And it's tough. And, dude, he wouldn't even like, it was so funny when, uh, most people will kind of, like,

not call people out when they have a feeling that somebody hasn't read something of theirs or seen something of theirs to kind of just let it go. But, like, he immediately, I think he had a podcast with Tom Segura. And he immediately, like, picked up on that, oh, you didn't read my book. Like, well, like, kind of. like why I'm 80s like no and I said I'm gonna get to it kind of a thing and he he focused on it he he autistically focused on that and like kind of yeah shamed him and I thought like damn that is so not how you're supposed to do you know you kind of like yeah I love it I love it awkward thing that

you kind of dance around yeah he's he's he's he's good in interviews too when he loses his shit at people like uh there's that great one where he's talking about uh violence in media or whatever and people are like giving him a hard time for like just being violent he's like it's fun bitch it's fun violence is fun shut the fuck up and he's like in a press thing

and it's just like yo this is wild but he's definitely he's definitely tistic he's definitely he's definitely firmly planted

on that spectrum firmly firmly firmly grasp it firmly uh firm all right

let's get the fuck out of here thank you guys for listening to today's episode of the Snark Tank podcast. What, what's up? What was the question? Did we answer it? Did we?

Did we answer it? I'm asking you. Oh, we didn't. That's right. You're right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

I thought we were just going off on a tangent in conversation. Thank you. So, well, I answered it. Because I said I would throw the N word into, into Willie Walker. Oh, oh, good enough, good enough. That was a question.

That's what, and then we went to. Okay, yeah, no, fuck it. Let's go. Yeah, yeah. That was good enough. One answer. We didn't answer the penetrative sex scene. I would add one penetrative sex scene to...

To a... Yes. The horse. The horse, Toy Story 2? Bullseye fucking... Giddy up or something? I don't know what the fuck the horse's name. A bullseye.

Bullseye. The prospector? Oh, bullseye. Yeah, Bullseye fucking the prospector. Like, mercilessly. Like, he has a realistic horse dick, too. It's just Mr. Hens, basically. Yeah.

You hear him squeaked. and shit like that. You hear him squeaking from being if he's a toy. He's squeaking like a dog toy? Yeah, you're like, what the fuck? That is fucking scary.

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Oh my God, that was crazy. That's not a funny joke. I'm going to Epstein's Island. What are you doing here, Squitty? Success starts with your drive. An American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward.

Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our programs are designed for people who never stop. You bring the fire, APU will fuel the journey. Learn more at APU.apus.edu. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

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Oh man. Jolly old dipshit Will Smith reacting to Aaron Bushnell's self-immolation video. That's hot. That's crazy. That's a laird-ass joke. Oh, shit.

You know what's crazy? You write this down, but sincerely, and I don't know if this speaks to a certain level of brain rot that has consumed me. But when I first saw that video, that is authentically the first thing I thought. I did actually think Oh that's hot

That's hot Will Smith in my head So I love that somebody wrote this in That's a great edit to post on Twitter immediately And I get your care Your fucking pageband Yeah I'm trying to

I'm writing a video I'm writing a political video right now Because I'm trying to get I'm trying to I don't know I kind of feel I feel a desire now Because things are so so insane And I'm trying to make it funny I'm trying to make that whole thing funny

And it's kind of hard But I think I can do it I think I can do it. I think we did an okay job. You know why? It's not funny. Well, it's not even remotely funny. There's so many things that aren't funny.

I don't know. Here's the thing. I think it's super not funny. It's not that it's intrinsically funny, but I do think there is a funniest version of everything. You can make anything funny. No, no, I just mean like, what do you mean? Let me put it. Like, if.

Man, somebody, like, somebody, somebody getting fucked to death is not necessarily funny. Yes, it is. Okay, well, there you go. Well, no, no, no. I don't know what you're arguing. Whoa. Whoa. I don't know what you're arguing.

I don't know what you're arguing. I don't know what you're arguing. Not the same thing. Not same things. Someone getting fucked. Two people can agree to have sex and this dude end up having a baseball bat size penis and him fucking other person of death is kind of. kind of funny.

It's like, why would you let someone, why would you let someone, why would you let someone put a penis? No, why would that somebody put a penis that big inside you? That is,

like Mr. Hans. That shit, the fact that he died is not funny, but the fact that he fucked the horse and let out that groan is hilarious. Right, but that's what I'm saying.

So there is a funny, there is a funniest. There's a joke in there. There is, no, no, it's not that there's a joke. It's just that there is a funniest.

There's a, there is, let's say that there's only been a hundred plane crashes throughout history. Let's just say that for the sake of argument. One of those must be the funniest one. Like, one of them has to be. By just nature of...

You know what I mean? Like, one of them had to be like, oh, I shit myself. And then the plane went out of, out of fucking control. You know? Or even if it's something minor, like, oh, he fucking slipped up a little bit. Like, that's funnier than somebody being like, I'm going to kill everybody on this plane. You know what I mean?

So like, I just think there's a funniest version of everything. And as far as like self-immolation protests, that there must be a funniest self-immolation. And this is, I think, it purely because that guy walks over to him with a gun drawn. That's, I think, what makes it the funniest one. Because it's like, dude, you're going to shoot the fire off him? What are you doing? Yeah. The fact that he looked confused, Cousel made it for me.

Cote Red! He looked confused. He was like walking over, he was like, oh. Do I do it? Do I shoot him? That's like aiming your gun in a skeleton. Yeah, right. But see, I think the way that you're approaching it, you're doing it on hard mode,

opposed to that you can make anything funny, no matter how fucked up it actually is. Sure. But, you know, like I said, like the way that you're thinking about it is kind of like, all right, let me find the funny in this tragic situation. where it's like, well, why not just make a funny scenario out of this tragic situation, right? To where, because that's really the easiest thing to do. So you're just on hard mode, which I respect. Yeah, I like, I mean, I don't, there's, the way I feel about it is that there's a lot of,

there's a lot of quarterings out there handling the easy mode for us. So, let's, uh, let's move on. There you go. Jolly old dipshit. Oh yeah, I read this already. Will Smith reacting to Aaron Burstown Self-Fillam relation video. Propane is a hell of a drug. I tell you what.

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my friend. My friend. You could get by without the eye that I put semen in. And that's so... That's not bad. That's not bad. There's something there kind of.

All right. All right. That's probably one that I could actually nail. I think I could nail jumper from third eye blind. I gave version of that. We still have to do smooths, by the way, which is an extra ammo that you guys can... God damn it.

Yeah. That's what I... I downloaded, like, when you said... You texted our chat. You texted our chat and you said EA is in the drive or whatever. I read that as like, oh, cool. And then I downloaded it and then I put it into garage band. And then it was just the audio for the podcast. And I was like, oh, I didn't read this carefully.

You still, like, recorded it with the... You still did it, though? You still sang it over. Yeah, yeah. It's just like, man, this instrumental is fucking way different. We wrote a gay version of smooth by, we wrote a gay version of smooth by Rob Thomas and Santana, so you can go on over there to get a sneak peek of what that's going to be.

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It really is, yeah. You know what? I would, I would, I would, if I didn't already have a PS5, it probably would have been the thing that would have been like, yeah, okay. But it's also on PC, so I don't know why you did that necessarily.

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bro I just don't I don't know man There's something about the red hot chili peppers Where like I don't like that guy's voice I think is what it comes down to I think he sounds like really annoying

I like his voice Other than his stupid His scat-pug-bub-dhap His scatting is annoying as fuck I'm like what are you doing Why are you doing? Stop doing that. Are you rapping?

I don't understand what you're trying to do. He's like, yeah, he's like, give him to gays, go to gay, go to Gala. Give it away,

give it away, give it away now. I know, I know for show. Beauty lappida, but I'm like, ah. My favorite,

my favorite thing is like, I learned, I found the Red Hunter The Puppers through Weird Al because of a song that he did about the fucking Flintstone or whatever. Yeah,

but da da da da da da da do now. Yeah, he does such a good job of making that making it obvious why that's annoying. What I got to get that with my name of Wilma. It's fucking ridiculous. That was the first one I ever heard.

I bought that fucking album because of that. I think that might be the first one I heard too, actually. It also threw me off because, so I heard this before that because under the bridge, I didn't know that was its song on its own. So because it starts off. Yeah. The parody starts off with Under the Bridge and then it goes to give it away now. Yeah.

So that threw me off as a kid where I'm like, wait. I don't understand. Where's the intro? That threw me opposite an adult. That threw me opposite adult. I was like, where's the intro to this fucking song? Because it works really well. Like that into the bridge flows really well into that other song.

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It's funny though, and I think it would be... Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's not bad. That looks crazy. It's not bad. Reading it's fucking crazy. It really threw me off.

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Hey, $25 and up, Patreon supporters. Thank you all so much. I think the problem with this, uh, I fire were a rich man, it's that I think it has too many in here. Maybe that's why. Yeah, but I think the idea is that you would, I think the idea is that you would just kind of sound it out based on how the song goes and just kind of inherent. understand.

Nigga, nigger, niga, nigger. Wouldn't it start on, wouldn't it stop on nigg? You, wouldn't it? It's not. It would, but like, I think, I think the idea is that you would even see that and just kind of understand how it goes. You just understand, okay. I was just trying to, like, yeah, okay, fair enough, fair enough. I just, I just feel like, say, I want our audience to, when you guys are doing these things,

I want, syllables are important. We learn this in, like, maybe first grade or something. I think syllables when we really like kind of start to learn about them. Dude, I know adults who don't know what syllables are. That's not insane. Like they can't conceptualize it, actually. That's, I don't even know how you go through life not knowing that. That doesn't make sense to me.

Yeah, I asked, I remember I had a conversation about it. I know. That's what really baffles me about it because I tried to explain it in like, because I was explaining like songwriting to someone. I was having a conversation about songwriting. It was like, yeah, like sometimes I'll just like, I'll do the chord progression. And then I'll just kind of like say gibberish to fill out the syllables. And then like if I figure out something good, I'll find words to fit those syllables. And then you're like, well, how would you do that?

And I was like, what do you mean? How would you do that? Like I just explained. And we had like this whole conversation. It was just like this. It was so confusing because I was asking him to count the syllables. Like how many syllables this vehicle have? And they were wrong about it.

And it's like two. And it's like no. Really? Vehicles three syllables? Wow. That's. That is fucking Senior, are you one of these people?

What do you mean? No, somebody said two Obviously has three Why would they What do they think was the They thought it was V-Hakile was one Maybe yeah, that's what I'm saying It's like vehicle

V-V-V-V-Hol They're saying V-Col They're saying V-Col in their mind Instead of V-Hick-L It's just interesting to me To learn how to read and not know what Sybilz are Because that's, I think that's the basis of learning how to read

because the teacher would always say sound it out. And it's like, so you're right, exactly. Yeah, so it's kind of, that is interesting that that would happen, but I guess I'm not that surprised,

man. I shouldn't be surprised at all. I don't know what the fuck I'm even thinking of. Yeah, yeah, look at where we live. Look at the world that we're in. Of course.

Like, why wouldn't? Well, yeah, why wouldn't that be a big of course. All right, goodbye, uh,

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