The Snark Tank - #214: RIP Rooster Teeth

Episode Date: March 11, 2024

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He never text. He always texts my wife. He never text me. I don't know why. He doesn't even text her. He doesn't even text her sexually. He just texts her and like, hey, he just texts me and he said that there's a spot, like a cheap for rent by my hometown. And I'm like, that's cool. Like, why the fuck is he telling me?

Like, I don't know why. And I was like, did I do something to him? But like, it's not even, that's the thing. He's not even saying anything to her that would make me think he's, he's, flirting or some shit. He's just relaying information to her and not me. It's so weird. Because you're black and you don't have money. Can you imagine? All the money is hers. I mean, I will say, I will say after less than a year, she already has perfect credit. You know what I mean? From having zero American credit to just, uh, you know,

having a little bitch-ass credit card and her credit's perfect card. And I was like, that's fucking white. You know, it's crazy? I don't tell you that something's some wild truth. Yeah. Last year my credit score was under 500 last year it's under 500 how my credit score is currently over 700 right now that's great now that's I don't even know how do you got it that

because I was really bad of money Chris you were there you were there I guess for I guess for me I just didn't I just don't look man I took a couple hits oh okay I guess that makes sense you take your you take your hits right and then what happens it depends on how you maneuver afterwards what happens is you have to you have to first get one of those

truancy credit cards after it's really bad you have to get one of those I just had one I hated it I hated it so much I didn't want to use it I didn't cancel it but I held on so I still have it like a fucking like 400 dollar limit on it I've never used that card ever I buy like bubble gum and shit with it like I buy like these smallest things with it and now I've got like every week I'm getting a credit card offer

every yeah yeah the best majority of my mail is credit card offers and it's giant lines. They're really trying to get me, dude. Yeah, I tanked, I tanked my credit score specifically so I could stop getting that fucking mail. Oh. That's insane. Yeah.

You know, what's great. I hate how important your credit score is in America. I really hate how important it is. It's in the same vein as lobbyists making sure that the credit cards get their due. And the way that say Biden right now, the organization's trying to cut like a lot of the the, the debt that. is accumulated through late fees and the credit card companies are freaking

out about that because they make tens of billions of dollars just from late fees alone. Just from late fees alone, they make so much money. That people's credit. Like a late fee, dude, one late fee, if right now my credit scores like upwards of like 720, if I have one, I have one

one late payment, it is going to go below 700. One, one, dude. That is absurd. Yeah, it's, I don't know, this reminds me of like, I was just, I was, it's, it's, damn it. I did it again. So early in the show.

I did it again. But, uh, dude, I, um, oh man, that flashbagged me kind of. Oh, it reminds me of the, um, talking about credit cards. I hate them too, but it reminds me of, um, this story that I heard recently. I was, like, throwing through TikTok, and I thought it was such a good story. Do you guys know the comedian Mitch Headberg? No. I know the name.

I just can't see the face right now. Mitch Hedberg, he looked kind of like Kurt Cobain with sunglasses and he would go on stage and he would tell these like really like... I call him... Oh, I know he is. I called him the... He's like the Tetris of comedians to me because like all of his jokes are so like pure and simple and perfectly designed, but like they're not like over complicated. It's just like he's a really good comedian. He has those famous bits and that famous delivery of like...

What does he look like? I just fucking described him to you. What race? Well, race. He's an Asian guy who looks like Kurt Cobain with sunglasses. That's possible. It's implicit. Somebody kill him.

Well, race. Somebody kill him. Somebody kill him. What are you allergic to? I want to shove it down your throat. Man. I'm sure you've heard that bit of him where he goes like, an elevator can never be, an elevator can never break.

It can only become stairs. and that's like one of his I think he has that Sorry Delivery No no Were you gonna say he has that what I think he got really

Famous through Last Comic Standing If I remember correctly Maybe he died a long time ago So I don't know I don't remember if he was on Last Comic Standing Or what Are you sure Um

He yeah Well I don't he maybe I don't have an idea of when Last Comic Standing was on Because I never watched it I think it was like super I don't know if Was it early 2000s?

Because he died in 05 Yeah I think it came on the 2000. Didn't the last comment, isn't it old as fuck? Let me make sure. Maybe, I don't know. All I'm saying is like,

so he had, there was a story that I was listening to about Mitch Hedberg where he went to a, he had like a ton of cash, but he had no credit cards. He didn't have a single credit card. And so he would go to places and he would, he would,

I can't remember. There was like something about like a deposit that he needed. And he only gave crash. And he was like, hey, here's all this cash. It should cover everything. It should cover like everything and then some. And they were like,

we need a credit card. And they was like, no, but this is what the credit card represents. That would be like if you hired a Frank Sinatra impersonator to come play your show or whatever, and Frank Sinatra came and you said, no, man, we hired the we hired the impersonator. And it's like one of my, it's like one of my favorite stories of like a comedian outside of, because that's like a good bit on its own, but that's just him talking. like never on a stand-up thing or anything.

But credit cards piss me off. I don't like this dumb secondary thing where it's like, oh, let me just pretend to buy this and then I'll buy it later. And that's what I have to do. Because realistically, there's a chance statistically that I will forget at least once. Right. And that's how you're making your money. And it's fucking, it's so...

That is 1,000% why it's a thing. I really do think sincerely that the credit. card is probably like one of the one of the primary reasons everything is falling apart. It is a major reason is a major reason why people are so fucking broke because there's that dichotomy of I can't afford

anything because everything's too fucking expensive so I have to buy something with credit anyway in the vein that I at least like that some companies are doing something that they should have done a long time ago that they're actually starting let people make small payments through just regular debit like say a PayPal will let you do

four payments or a Klarna or a, there's all these different companies now that will let you do But they're fucked in their own ways too But they have gone fucked in ways too. There are certain ones that will act like credit cards But they're say like say if you buy a concert ticket And I think Klarna is the one

It'll be like four payments And as far as I'm concerned I'm looking for the catch But the only thing that I'm thinking is It's allowing people to spend more money So that's why they do it. For example, there's a lot of things that I bought There's some games that I bought

Like when I bought Mortal Kombat One I wouldn't have bought it because I didn't want to spend fucking 70 whatever dollars right away but then making four payments over like a month oh great so now people are getting more money because more people that are buying than that would have so I think they're allowing

to do that so because they make more money in the end. Yeah so it's like my computer I paid like I paid like I paid like $2,000 up front and like the rest of it was like $700 was like in like four payments and I was like yeah I'll do that obviously I'll do this fucking up put a lump sum I have right now

and then I'll pay the other two off and it helped my credit as well. I mean, it helps your credit, great. I just think everything, like, I know there's some debit cards now, finally, that are letting you, that's affecting your credit,

which should have been, because it's like, why is it paying your rent and your cell phone bill and all these things with debit? Why the fuck would that not show you that, hey, you're a reliable person?

I know exactly why. I know why. It's because you, it's because you would remember that and you would never be late. Exactly. I knew that. That is literally why.

That's why. That's why I'm late. I'm late with my rent all the time. That's why I'm late with my rent and my fucking electric films all the time. Because I don't fuck you. They got to pay everything at the last minute. It's crazy. I pay everything the last minute because I'm so defiant.

It just makes me so mad that I have to give up so much of my money to all this bullshit. I have developed a level of trust with my, the people who own my building that like I always pay, but I pay late. and I just tell them like, look, you're not getting it on the first. You're not, you know, it's not. I met with them. I'm like, you're not doing it because, A, I get paid at the beginning of the month, and it takes time. Also, your dumb payment system doesn't let me do it online, so I have to go get a cashier's check.

And that's just, that might, if the first is on a fucking Sunday, then you're not getting it. So you're getting it on the fifth. Deal with it. And they're, thankfully, they're okay about it. But it's so annoying. Um, as long as you're like, pretty good on it now. I've gotten good on it. I wasn't always good. I was very bad at it once about a time.

Now I'm very on top of it because of how bad I was before. And if I can't do it, I get really upset. I'm like, shit. What is this last seven years been for? What has all this time been for? To just be as stupid as before

I get really down on myself. I just want you really. Lily, Lily doesn't give a shit because she's never really paid rent. And we live with her, really about her parents' back. house. She's just like, I'll pay those niggas when I pay those niggas. I'm just like, damn we're renting from them, but she's like, so I'm like, honey, when we move out into another

place, we're not going to have that cushion. At all. Niggas, so white. So what? So what? She sits on her fucking crazy straw piz. Like, yeah, whatever. I've just, whatever. Blackie. And she just one pokes a gallon of pits. She just one drink. and gollum

It's going down at a stream rate Dude, I I'm reading through I'm reading through this list of like Mitch Headberg jokes And it's like this is I love it because it's all stuff

That you could put in like a Like if this was a joke book I would buy it Because it's it's They're so specific I don't have a girlfriend I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me

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like a past tense. Yeah, he's like, he's very much like a, I don't know, he's such a weird guy. What era was he in? I don't actually think he was on last comic standing.

I don't see. Maybe, maybe I just associate, maybe me discovering him around that time of last comic standing is why. Because the last comic, the first one was in 2003. but I don't see him on a season So I just might be me

Just conflating the two I think that's what it was He's one of those Who this motherfucker is holy shit He's one of those kind of like Knows-like figures In the sense that he's like He's a real comedian's comedian

He's like one of those people Like he never really exploded I think he was about to And then he he was just so stoned Out of his mind And he was on all sorts of messes of drugs and shit And he just didn't last But he was

I feel like he was on the verge of exploding He's such a weird fucking... Right. Like, his style is very unique. He said, this is the dumbest joke I read about it. I'm mad at me a laugh. But he was like,

they said it in the summertime of drinks got to be ice cold. Well, I hope they're not. Because then they'd be solid. And I'm just like, that's so stupid. It's so good. It's like a stupid joke. They're stupid,

but they're so good-natured. You know what I mean? Like, it's not like, it's not like, I like ed. I like edgy jokes, obviously, but, like, there's nothing edgy about it. It's just like a genuine, like, my friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, but I said, no, but I want a regular banana later. So yeah. But yeah, I remember that joke.

Very dumb jokes, but like, they're so good. Anyway, we got some, we got some, we got, no, shut up. It's kind of fallen by the way from me. Definitely. What? I, I kind of agree only because I think there's a level, there's a lot of people doing it who aren't good at it. And what I mean by that is I talked a little bit about this on Constellation, but like I do think, and I might have talked about this on this show before, but I do think edgy comedy is one of those things where it's like, I think you have to, like, if you're going to get dirty, you got to pull something out that's worth getting dirty for. And a lot of people are just kind of happy just being dirty and being like, oh, look at how dirty I am. And it's like, look how I said, to be fair, this is like a lot of this podcast. And we just got to say it's like, N-word. And it's like, ah. And that's, but like, I The difference is that's not, we stumble onto good bit.

Right, it's not edgy for us to do it because we're not fucking white supremacists. That right there, what you just said, it's not edgy for us. Like, it just so happens to be, like, I think one of the reasons why a lot of people are really liking Shane Gillis right now is because his jokes are just his, what he does when he's chilling with his friends. Essentially, it's like that dumb shit. So a lot of people are connecting with that in a way that say, who's that fucking guy, Jimmy Carr? Do you know who Jimmy Carr is? I know who Jimmy Car is. He's a person that I feel like he's being edgy

for the sake of it's cool to do it right now and his posh-ass British accent puts an interesting spin on it. But I just don't, I personally just don't like it because I'm like, I know that niggism with his friend's fucking like Mind offender, you know? Yeah, I liked Carr when I was a kid. But like today, and I don't even mind his old material necessarily.

I think it's like it's perfectly suitable for the time. But the fact that he's still kind of doing that is kind of... I actually think he's like an interesting guy to listen to on podcasts, actually. He's actually like kind of interesting to listen to. But besides, yeah, I don't really... For me, it's like, I think Edge still has its fineness, but I think stupid is funnier. Like, I think dumb is funny. I think I always go with dumb now.

Sure. Because like, the idea of the piss joke, right? This joke has gone on way too long in our household. in our friend group, right? But that shit is hilarious because it's so stupid. To be fair, though, you are, you are, I think, among us kind of, you are the edge lord among us. Yeah, I probably said, yeah, I would say the edge lord, definitely.

Sure. But I don't even really go for edge more. I just go for dumb. Like, that's stupid. Like, in Thanksgiving, Chris, we were laughing our asses off about the idea of Regina and Goku having racist names. And when they fuse, they turn to. into the character Black N-word

because the idea of that is so crazy. You wouldn't even, if you heard that character's name, you wouldn't assume that's a future of Virginia and Goku at all. Right, right, right. No. That is stupid more than it is, I think, edgy. Yeah, yeah. Dumb is just dumb.

And I think dumb is always funnier. I think dumb outweighs it. Edgy was funnier when I was younger, but I think dumb is better out. I think the difference is like, because Shane Gillis, I would argue, is edgy. I just think it's, it's edgy the way that it's supposed to be. Like he, like, when he's, when he's doing his Down syndrome jokes, it's not, like, the people

with Down syndrome aren't the butt of the joke. You know what I mean? He's like, there's even, I saw a clip of him on a podcast with like Andrew Shultz and some other people. Yeah, he was on Flaylor. He was getting offended. I know, I was kind of like annoyed. He was getting offended because Andrew Shultz is an idiot and he's out, like, this is the thing,

right? It's like, you have to be the butt of the joke for make a good joke, a great joke. You have to be the butt of the joke. And I think for a long time, a lot of people succeeded in that where, like, Chappelle succeeded in being the butt of the joke himself. He was still the butt of the joke at the end of the day. The situation was funny, but he was one that's like, at the end of the day, I'm the one that's kind of dumb for not realizing this.

But what happened is that Shultz doesn't understand that anymore because he's so Joe Rogan cockpilled. Then Rogan takes his cock out of his mom. He's like, oh, where's it? He starts to look for it again. Honestly, I haven't kept. I haven't kept up with Andrews. I've seen like some bits of him where I like him.

But I think Schultz is funny. I think he's funny. He is funny. It's funny. It's weird. He just has moments where his head is up his ass, dude. He's funny, but he's trying to be, uh, unfortunately, Tom Seguro is doing the same thing where they're putting on this rich boy persona thing. Like they're putting on this weird thing that they're changing their identity to where I watched the Andrew Schultz's latest special.

And a lot of the jokes were really fucking funny. I remember I was grilling and listening to it I'm like this is pretty good One of the better ones I've heard in a while But listening to his podcast is Damn near insufferable Though this weird thing He puts on this weird thing he's always asking people about money

And this and that And then that stupid bullshit where you have to laugh Like harder than a joke actually is And touch your co-host And you got to get up out of your seat And all this shit Like very animated in a very Inauthentic way

I could go on I could go on Yeah about how unfunny I think like I think the black dude is funny because I think he's a good counter to Andrew Andrew Andrews has some dumb shit I think Anthony's a good counter him it's like oh he's like Andrew

that's just fucking retarded and he just scatheil says it to him and it's like he needs someone that say that to him but I think his um his co his actual co-host painfully unfunny a cauch is painfully unfunny to me like it hurts me sometimes

I don't even know who that is he's the one I think oh didn't he get me tooed I don't know that's crazy It's crazy I'm talking about Z's I'm just being totally racist Oh my God He's built the same

He's the same build though Like literally Small like very short Indian comedians It's like there isn't that many of them There isn't that many of them If If Akash did a freaking after image

It would literally be as he's unsorry Like it's fucking crazy Like it's a wild I will say in a cautious defense, when he was talking to fresh and fit, he was fucking, yeah, he was absolutely just flaming them. So I was like, hey, fair enough. This guy, at least he's like, I'm a grown adult. I'm happily married. Why the fuck would I ever watch your guy's content?

And I'm like, that's, thank you. That people need to hear that. Yeah, yeah. I would love to talk to them. I would love to talk to them. I would make fun of the dark skin one real bad. I would make fun of him real bad. What does he do?

That nigga does nothing. He's just ugly. I don't know who's there. I don't get it. He looks. Dude, he looks. I'm not going to say it.

I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. That's an edgy joke. All right. Let's go. Let's go. Let's move on. Yeah, let's move on.

So what the fuck were we? Oh, yeah. I did want to bring up the fact that there's two things I want to get to today, at least, before we get into questions. But fucking rooster teeth is gone. Rooster Teeth is officially closed, I think. Shut down. Warner Brothers shut them down. Pretty wild.

Not surprising. I actually kind of am surprised that they lasted as long as they did. I would have assumed that I really, because I remember back, when I was very young, I remember Rooster Teeth being like a huge deal. Like it was like one of the things. It was one of the reasons why I started on YouTube actually. That's really, early internet. Early, like 2007. I remember specifically seeing like Red versus Blue and being like, you can make movies and

video games? Because I remember that was like a thing where it's, I remember being like, oh, like I wanted to make movies, but I don't have like a, like a film crew or like a camera like special effects or like this crazy editing software and it's like, oh, you can just make it in video games. It's like, oh, yeah, there's like theater mode and like you have access to like vehicles and explosions and like an infinite camera and like weapons and aliens and shit. It's like, oh, it makes perfect sense.

And I remember I got into it that way and there were like a big reason and even like throughout like I think honestly up until I was about to leave for California in like 2015 I was watching pretty regularly I remember

when they acquired the inside gaming guys Adam Kovic Bruce Green and James Willems and those guys and I was excited about them and I don't know

I fell off after that and then I remember Bernie Burns who was the head of the company left and he was like the main voice and I remember being like ah that sucks

I really I specifically really liked him so like I don't know and then I remember Ray left and and then at some point I remember I checked back out of curiosity

and I was like who the fuck are any of these people No disrespect to like anybody I'm sure there's like fun people who were there who were funny or who were good at their job or whatever but like I remember just being like I don't recognize this at all

peace like that's kind of how I felt it would be like if somebody tuned into episode 400 to the Star Tank and it was none of us or like episode like you know what I mean it'd be wild but that's what would happen

I remember like the Ruce TV podcast like 500 and something it's like all people I've never See, that's what we do, though. So instead of, okay, so we do move on, right, we get Keith David, we do move on to another podcast, but we just give it to some other three people. That would be so funny. I love it.

And then we would still be getting paid. We'd still be getting money from them, but like they're using our name. So, like, they have a platform somewhat, but like we're still getting paid a siphon of that because like, you're not, this is ours. When that happens, we'll hand it off. We'll give it to our significant others. and we'll be like, here you do this now. Oh, that'd be fucking excellent. That'd be great.

That would be funny, actually. That'd be like a kind of like, I mean, they wouldn't do it. Yeah. Yeah, they wouldn't. We'll force them. You know, we'll wear them in. We can do. I mean, I'm single, but like, assuming this happens when we get cheap dated.

At some point when, yeah. I hope my life is at least in tune with some semblance of normalcy by then. But so, yeah, they're gone. A lot of shit went down with them over the years. I remember a big thing, one of the let's play guys, sleeping with underage fans when he was fucking 40 not great

not ideal what sucks too is that he wasn't you know what sucks about it and look everything sucks about it but what I what that's insane but but what was crazy about it's like

this is a 40 year old guy who wasn't even there at the start of the company like this is like new blood like a new blood hire that they were like yeah this old guy or this older guy Yeah It's like damn

For no reason For no reason That sucks Yeah I remember The inside gaming guys The Funhouse guys lost Adam Over some crazy shit That was also like somewhat adjacent

But not exactly the same I don't know It's just that company Has been falling apart for a long time But they're gone now Pretty crazy Big part of YouTube history There's too many weird

Dudeos. Yeah, it's just, yeah, it's a lot. You can't let your company grow that much ultimately. Like, I just don't think. I agree. A company can't prosper that much or it will destroy itself. Yeah. Like, what's that Batman?

It's that Batman quote, man. Yeah. I do think that applies specifically to like congregations of people like that. Like when it's like a corporation or like when there's like a moneyed interest, absolutely. I think people, do you think people, I didn't know this for real? Because I didn't, I don't really feel this. But I, didn't know that people really prayed on people's downfalls, like, genuinely.

Like, or wishing for the day that people that are doing very good will fail. I didn't know that was a real thing that people dated. Oh, yeah, people. Oh, then I heard about that for real. Like, I heard about that for real. And I was like, what the hell? How are you not familiar with the concept of haters? Like, what I don't understand.

No, I understand haters, right? Like, I don't like that guy. But, like, people being like, I can't wait until this guy suffers. No, that's what a haters is. You know what I'm not like Because I hate But I don't hate like that Kingsen I don't like this guy

Is not hate That's like actually like very very benign I think that's I would have come that as haterism Because that's how I hate That's not hate I don't love people I hate you know

I fucking hate you for thinking That stupid that stupid thing You hate me for not being a terrible person You hate for not holding real hate I hate you for being dumb And assuming you do You say like I hate this guy

when you just don't like him, that's not what hate is. That's as far as my hate... No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. I don't believe that. That ain't hate till... Like, I loathe down three things. Stop watering down the word hate, brother.

Hate is like a haters... I wanted to be strong. Because that's what he is supposed to be. What is that one was plain white tease? Hayes a strong word, but I really, really don't... You know what I'm saying? I don't want... He's not trying to be a complete dick and say, I hate you,

but I really, really, really don't like you, nigga. But those are in the lyrics But then there was that one black drum He said hey man could you take that out? I don't really like that So I don't know why you got to put the inward At the end word at the end of that song It's kind of weird

That's true story Yeah That's true story That is a true story Yeah And then that was the E true Hollywood story Of plain white teeth They actually

They're my niggas And then again He kind of intervened And he was like hey You know It's a little It's cool I think it's a little

Unnecessary I don't think you need to say Hey there my nigger What's like in New York City you know, maybe we turn, change it to a girl, make it a love song and stuff. I think it would have been better if it was that. I mean, me too. I think the black community would have accepted that song even more.

Hey there. I have been in places where I should not have heard that song and I've heard that song. I've been at places where that song should not be playing and people are dancing to it. You saw some fucking, some tims, some fucking. I'm like, this is fire. What was a, what kind of like, did you guys, Did you Do you guys fuck with

Escalades over in the East Coast? Like what was like a, like a, like a, like a big ass car that people like really fucked with over there. What would you say?

I can't remember like, yeah, I think, I guess we had G-wagons first over there. I think because of drug dealers and shit, I guess we had like the whole G-wagon trend earlier over there. They're here as well too.

Okay. Yeah, I don't know. I was so, yeah, I didn't, I never paid attention to cars, really. Yeah, I was just trying to think of like

the fucking G- G- car like just blasting that song like i would love i would love that contrast to see some dude some dude fucking with the 20 fucking six inch rims has no business listening that shit and he's just vibing i i love seeing shit like that for real though i think Vanessa carleton did that for a lot of people i think uh can i don't know man you gotta you got a you got a you can't be using hate like that yeah for real i don't really i don't really i don't really i don't really I don't really use it.

Like, I can't stand this shit. Like, there's people, like, who do I hate? Like, I really, like, I really, like, I'm messed up by people. I hate, like, for real. I hate lobbyists, like, for real. I want, I want to devour them. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they shall all be shy.

And I hate, like, uh, I hate people that really, truly want to be clowns. Like, why would you want that? Like, why would you want that? Right, yeah. Like, I try to think, like, I try to put myself in their position before. I like I snap at them as a people and I'm like why the fuck would you want to be that? You know I've somebody somebody with a larger following um followed me on Twitter a few weeks ago or a month ago and I didn't really look at her page and I just thought like oh some clown they avatar just clown makeup or something like that I didn't really pay attention.

Oh was it like um bounce bouncy or something no I think there's like bunny or something like that. I don't know I think there's like bunny or something like that. Maybe I read it wrong. I don't know. But I was just like, okay, whatever. Followed back because I saw people that I know following, so I'm like, must be interesting. That's exactly what I do. On my feed, then I'm just seeing her like in a just looking sexy,

but with clown. And I was just, the contrast to me is so, it is not a, I was like, wait, is, who's watching this? Like, who's this for? The clownies, man. There's people that are really into. to this that I just I want to know

I want to know more Russian a bunch of clowns at the airport you know yeah like I want to do that to them I want to walk in and they're all like at a convention having fun

and I'm there to make I'm there to do business I'm going to do the Lord's work you know remember no bozos then you just blah blah blah

no oh man can speak the language bro That is, that, that mod would be amazing if somebody just modded all the people in the airport. They just modded all the Russians as clowns. I did. Just wetting the place.

I want to see if I could commission somebody to do that. If I see if the code isn't too difficult to work with and see if they're like, could you please mod everyone in the airport is clowns? And then you send it to every clown you know. Hey, this is you? Oh, man. This you? but yeah

Rousse's teeth is gone Drake Bell got touched on Oh yeah That's a That's a story I know Derek wanted to get to it I actually am not super fit

I know the vague details of this Yeah I didn't I just saw Drake trending a little bit And then They're showing a little clip I think because that documentary Surrounding

Yeah the Nickelodeon quiet on set Right is what it's called Yeah Quiet on set Yeah it's coming out pretty soon So they're just showing that And it was like breaking news. Drake Bell said he was sexually abused at 15 at Nickelodeon's dialogue by a Nickelodeon's

dialogue coach Brian Peck. That's weird. I wonder if he's related to Josh Peck. You imagine? God damn. That's a lore. That's lore right there. That is lore.

No wonder he ran to Mexico. Holy fuck. Because it is interesting that he kind of like after I think he did that superhero movie or my friend was a, was, did a little extra work in that. Oh yeah, with Leslie Nielsen. Yeah. Yeah. And then I think that was the last prominent thing he did.

As far as I know, his music career wasn't too good, but the, you know, Latin community kind of liked some of his shit. So he just went to Mexico. But at least that's what he said. Now, it might have been because of maybe the weird shit that he was doing and blah, blah, blah. And he thought he should flee the country. Because niggas a lot of time flee countries for those reasons. Like I always, I remember I used to keep up with Jesse Ventura.

He's a pro wrestler. And then he became the governor of Minnesota. And then he had a show called Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura. And I was like, this guy's insane. I love him. And then he moved to Mexico and I was like, oh, what did he do? I was like, what did he do? So I just don't want to be a part of the government anymore.

They're just taking my tax dollars and bombing brown people. And I'm like, well, that's true. But you also. That's valid. I was like respect. But I also just how insane is I'm like, who do you rape? I was just thinking like, what did he do? What did he do?

What did he do, man? I don't know if he ever came back or not. I fell off after a while, but he was so fascinated to me because he was Jesse the Body Ventura. I loved him in Predator. Fucking Predator. I would fucking love Predator.

I think it's one of the best fucking... I don't know. Some people say it's a horror film, and I'm like, I don't know. What would you can classify that as? Predator's action movie, but it has some core elements. Action horror, I guess you would call it?

Survival horror? If that exists really, yeah. Yeah, it's like it's more action. It's like a more action-oriented survival horror. It's kind of like Resident Evil 4, I would put it. Like in the terms of like if this is a horror game, which I just wouldn't consider it necessarily. You know why it's not a horror game? Because Residential you have your two capable of killing your enemies.

That's the thing. You're just like because RE4 and RE2 are the same game. It's just that in one of them you can. beat the brakes on of your opponent and then the other one you just can't that's about it

it is funny how like how slow zombies are in two and like they still you get like and then all of a sudden there's hordes of these assholes throwing shit at you

there's way and you can you whoop them so hard you can go toe to toe to toe with a chainsaw man like that shit's crazy that you can even yeah it's

you parry with a knife with a knife That Piracy is the craziest shit. When I saw that trailer, when we saw it together, when I saw that, I was like, this is madness. It's dope. But it's a difference, it's a difference between, uh, because I think, I think Resident Evil 4 is, is it, like, has tension, but like, it's not scary.

Like, it's like a tension game more than, more than it is a hundred years. You're absolutely right about that. Yeah. Yeah, man, I don't know. Like, uh, I don't, I'm really excited for this documentary. Not like, because I'm going to be like watching it with a smile or anything. but like you know what I mean like it's just going to be like because I feel like I don't know man we got kind of screwed with like the whole Epstein thing like we never really got anything out of that and so like I'm

kind of hoping that there's something here that like because they tease that there's like a probably like a big interview there's definitely oh oh go ahead sorry well in that in the movie like apparently like maybe I think people are going to come forward like officially so or at least that's the vibe that I got from some of the trailer it could be misleading marketing or whatever but like I'm checking it out for sure. I'm sure they're going to mention that one guy that was convicted as a pedophile. Oh yeah, they must. Yeah, I don't remember if he worked for Disney or Nickelodeon first, but it was one of those things where he either got fired from one place and worked, but he just went from kid company to kid company, even though he was a

fucking convicted pedophile. I'm like, this is, this is, that is outrageous. Like, how do you, you have one job as like just a hiring person? Like, oh, no, you can't work here, obviously. You apply some McDonald's to be the sheriff of the play place. The sheriff. The sheriff. The sheriff. He walks around stomping around like,

this is my boy. This is my Toritor, right? Hey, a little girl. Hey, a little girl. You got on too much clothes to be in that ball pit.

Stop. Stop that right now. That's wild. The mom's like, you don't have a pretty character that well, Derek. Stop, please.

He's got a, he's got a fucking. You got a six-shooter to the fucking badge. I wish I had a six-suter. I think about them a lot, man. I never thought that I'd meet a pedophile. Found a way.

He found his way in me. He opened up my ass. Kingston, Kingston, Drake Bell comes up to you. And he tells you this happened to him. He goes, Kingston. It's me, Drake Bell. Are you okay? Hey, are you sick?

It's always me. Allergy season, bro. Allergy season. I'm being fucking annihilated. Yeah. See, that's why I just stay inside forever. That's good. But he comes up to you and he says like, hey, Kingswood, this is crazy.

This is happening. I'm Drake Bell. And he pushes his hair to the side like that. You know, it's crazy? I met him before. You met Drake Bell? When I worked that box lunch for two weeks, I met Drake Bell twice. Oh, yeah, that's right.

I think you told me that, like, when that happened. Met him twice. All right. Well, he lived in the window. Yeah, go back to the... Did you tell you about it? Yeah, yeah, go back to the fucking scene.

He didn't tell me anything. I didn't want to... I wasn't like, hey, are you a pedophile? And he was like, yeah, actually, in fact, I am. He didn't do that. I didn't happen. It's a shame. Yeah.

That's about the conversation that I'd expect. Yeah. I hope. Do you want a shirt? I was like, do you want a shirt? Do you want a shirt? Can I bag that for you or something like that? That's a thing.

Kingston is not the person to talk to you about any of that. at all. You go to like, you talk to literally anybody. You can probably talk to Adolf Hitler and probably get like a more, yeah, at least a pat on the back.

A more measured, a more measured response. He'd be like, he'd be like, hey, I'm like, get away from me. That's it.

But just get away from me. I'm going to call the cops on you. That's not even a bit. That's not even, that's, that's, that's, that's,

that's, that's, I'm going to bring something out. It's personal, but I think it's funny. I'll, I'll keep some details out.

What? Because it's not, it's not super necessary. I laughed when I saw it. But yesterday, I was like, I reached out to Kingston. I was like, hey, can I run something by you? I'm just weighing out something. And he was like, what's up?

And I was like, I never mind, actually. Because I came to my sense and it's like, it's stupid to come to him for this. And he was like, no, tell me, man. It's always good to have insight from someone else. And I tell him, like, I write like a little message about like an emotional thing that I'm going through. And he goes, that's a tough one for sure. I didn't know what to say exactly. I know,

I know. I know. I'm not, like, mad at it. I just thought it was so funny. Because I was just like, I,

yeah, I'm, I'm a tough one for sure. I'm better. I'm better in person. In person, I know, I know.

I know. To be fair, that is true. I just thought, it was so funny. I genuinely wasn't even mad at it. I just like, I looked at it.

Just visually, it's so funny. Like to see those. That's a tough one for sure. I'm, dude, I'm not kidding. Dude,

there's this one. time my friend. I told the story in a podcast one time, but I don't know if you guys remember. My homie thought someone broken to my best friend. He's my closest friend till this day. I am his daughter's godfather. He was just like,

yo dude, I think someone's in my basement, man. I don't know what to do. I'm freaking out, bro. Can you pull through? I was like, yo man, man, best of luck. I was like, best of luck. I was like, yo, man. Can you pull through? Best of look. Because this is how, this is my mentality. this is my mentality. I would never drag someone into a situation like that. I wouldn't. I guess I'm dying.

Like if I'm in a haunted house and I go downstairs and there's like a demon in the corner, I'm like, hey, guys, run away. I'm going to let it kill me. You guys leave. You don't deserve to be roped into this with me. Like if I was going through some wild shit, I would never call for help. I would just let myself go through it and that's it. So the fact that he called me, I thought a little offended that he's willing to get me killed to. Like, whoa, bro, I thought you were cool. That's pretty wild. I thought you were cool. Why would you do that? Yeah, that perspective is funny.

Yeah, I guess people aren't normally in a situation like that because there's certain people I wouldn't call for sure if they were going to be useless. If I thought somebody was actually in my house or something like that, first of all, I mean, I reluctantly, I guess I would have to call it. I don't even know if I call it cops. That's scary. Don't call the cops. That's scary as fuck. Yeah, that's the thing. Like, that's scary as fuck.

But none of my homies are strapped anymore. I think only one maybe. So that's the thing. Like, to me, it's like, what is even the fucking point? Like, if that person's strapped, I definitely don't, you know what I'm saying? And usually a lot of people that are breaking in have a weapon. So in that situation would be, well, I guess I got to try to handle this myself. And, you know, it's, I would.

Yeah. So I kind of get it. I kind of get it. I wouldn't want to bring somebody over to get killed too in that scenario, so I kind of get that. That's not fair to them. What I would try to do is I tried to sneak around and hit him my head with a frying pan. You're not sneaking. Because in shows, I'm very dark skin.

I'm very dark skin. So I might be able to sneak actually. You're not because you're like you would, you moving through air would make sound. It's like a buzzing sound of me just walking around. You're too big to sneak. Like, you're, you're, you're too, it's impossible. I think I can give away. I'm not good at it.

You know, you can never sneak up on me. You breathe through your mouth, nigga. You breathe through your mouth. That would get that shit away like, fucking immediately. You just fucking like that is true. And then they'd be like, what the fuck is that a fucking dragon and shoot you in the face? They fucking see your, is that a dragon? I would do as I would do the find.

You see a black guy in the dark and you're like, is that a dragon? Did you imagine? Who? You unload. You unload. Oh, you're like, oh, get a dragon. You unload like that guy. Like that guy who shot his own car because the acorn scared him.

Dude, that shit. Like, it's that. It's that unload. That's just legendary at this point. I know if this is, because this shit happens, right? People don't understand.

A frying pan to the head is altering somebody. Yeah, yeah. I have seen it firsthand and it's really not funny. It's way less funny than you think. It's way less. You're like, oh, it's going to be funny.

And you're like, there's a non-zero percent chance. that if you hit somebody really hard in the head with a frying pan and as they're trying to attack you, they could straight up just look at you and remember you as their friend. Hey, yo, what's for doing?

Hey. Oh, you make a good, dude? That possibility is not zero percent. You hit him with a frying pan and they just turn into your friend. You freaking docile them. That's crazy. What if they turn into your lover?

And then, like, he like, embraces you and like starts like kissing you and shit. Like, you know, like, I was work. Like, oh, man, how's work? And shit.

Like, he hit him again. He tried to tune him. Well, then that's an amazing weapon because then, what is a normal frying pan? You've just hit them in the head and then maybe they get a bump and then they go home. You hit him in the head. Then they try to sexually assault you. Then you sue them. Then they're a sexual offender.

And then they're in fucking prison for fucking ever. Damn. You just given them. That's a wild weapon. That's good. Just make sure you don't do it to like Shaq or somebody, you know, because you win in that one. You got to be careful. You're winning that one.

But no, like, do what he wants. I always know Sweeney's approaching. Like, it's impossible. Like, I, I'm, and I know this because I'm just, I'm very much the opposite. I'm, I'm swift and very, I think I've scared Sweeney not even trying to before. You definitely have. You definitely tried to scare me. And you're just, I've definitely been doing my laundry because it's just standing there.

Just standing way too close to me in the dark. And I'm like, why are you right next to me, Chris? Like, what are you doing right next to me? Like, what is the point of you? being this close to me. I also don't like people being near me. I don't like people touching me. Those are my things. I don't like people being near me at all. And I hate people touching me, especially women. But that's another, that's a story for another day. Yeah, yeah. I feel that. I don't know. Like, I, part of me sometimes that when I see, when I, when I realize that people

aren't aware that I'm around them, part of me is like, and maybe it's because they don't make splinter cell games anymore and I have to get my stealth fix when I can. Part of me is like, I'm going to see how close I can get without them, noticing. And it's always successful. Always. I'm good at it. I think I have reconn bones in me or reconnaissance blood in me in some way. I think my dad might because my dad was recon. Maybe that maybe it maybe it's a hereditary. How many how many, uh, uh, uh, uh, using the Vietnam War, right? Yeah. How many, uh, VCs did he, you know, sin to, uh, to a Buddha or whatever?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. He's Jesus. I don't think it was zero. He probably, you probably, yeah, you probably, have you ever asked him directly? No, I, I, I, I've asked him some. How many niggas you killed him? He would tell me some stories about how, like, he don't, I mean, I would, I would never say any of this on, on this show. It's because I don't think it, I think it, I think it warrants a little bit more respect for, like, what happened.

Dad would tell me about the situations, not how many. No, he never told me like how many. Like he didn't, he wasn't like, oh, I got this many. Like, it was, it was never like a conversation like that. Someone went missing probably. But like he would never tell me like, oh, yeah, like I killed like, I killed like 13 children and like eight adults. And I'm like, dang granddad. That's sick.

I mean, oh, that's unfortunate. As I understand it. As I understand it, he was, he was, he was recon and I, maybe a, I was, I was, I've been, I've been. curious about like maybe asking him to do like maybe a video. Yeah. I kind of, I kind of just just, just because I'm curious about, I don't know, when you get older, you kind of think about like, what stories your family has that you might not be able to ask for, you know what I mean? Like I don't want to be like 40 or whatever and then be, or like 50 and be like, oh, fuck, I never asked my dad any of this. so I've thought about it

about maybe like getting it down just so it exists do it do it and then like maybe it'll awaken like some crazy thing in him and he he thinks he's like back in nom and he starts like crawling around the floor even in 2000 even in like 2000 I remember like I remember vividly like 1999 or 2000 like one of those years

like we would have to like on 4th of July we'd to like worry about the fireworks not because he would snap but it would just like he would just be like uh it's it's just like annoying like he would be like visibly annoyed but he wouldn't like freak the fuck out and that was like 20 years i can't even imagine that uh it fades it fases him at all now but um tell you what just crazy i'm gonna cosplay as viet cong and come visit your guys's house i'm gonna go visit your parents house i'm gonna see how he reacts i want to see what his first reaction is i want to see if he still got it i want to see if he like throws a knife in my head or Or if he just like, like, what the fuck are you doing?

It's like a 50-50. You know, he might be like, what the fuck are you? No, I think he'd be like, I think he'd be like, what the fuck you do it? I don't think he's going to attack. Are you sure? A small Vietnamese, yes, I'm sure. I don't know, man. They were, they seem scary.

He brings up the biggest gun. You've never even seen a gun this big before. Like, it should be mounted on a crazy traps in Vietnam, though, man. It's crazy, like the traps that they built in Vietnam were fucking wild. The, they all had nails. The collapsing floor one that you were. It was all nails. The collapsing floor one that you.

you step in and then they traps your ankle and you fall onto the nail. That shit is crazy, dude. I numb my own foot off to get off one of those things, man. I just gna my leg. No, you got to just take it, man. You just got to take the pain like that fucking dune thing. You know, like that bullshit.

It's not real. Garm Javier. Yeah, it's not real. Pussy starts wriggling around your hand. Gamsabar. You're like, oh, just pussy's hurting my fucking hand so bad. This pussy is fucking burning my fucking hand. You're like, oh, God.

Fucking Jesuit pussy. Dude, that pussy's probably crazy. Do you think you die if you put your dick in a Ben of Jesuit? They could probably kill you about fucking you. They have a bill. They have the, I would never do it. So like later on in the series,

there's a people called the honored matres. Oh my God. Y'all are bad nerds. Whatever, man. Go on, go on. I mean, I don't need a backstory, nigga just fucking just quick little in the 18th century.

Fuck you. A bunch of loony-to-ass motherfucker. I just made the most stupidest joke about I don't care. I don't care. Let's go. Let's go forward. This niggas like back when the There's a group of people called the They're a subsect of the bened jessarit And they use sex to control people.

I feel like I feel like I did a lot of research I didn't read the books as I was too lazy But I watched probably like three hours of lore at least So I feel like do. is way more interesting to me now. I think I might just watch Dune 2 without seeing the first one and then just like maybe it just like... It'll probably be a good...

There'll probably be a good move, but you don't understand why they got there. I don't know why they got here. I could just go back, you know? Whatever. I think... I love those books. I did that with Halo in some way. Like, Halo 2 was the first one that I really paid attention to.

And I was like, cool. Well, see, that's not... During COVID, I dived into that series. Dune has so much lore. I read the first one in, like, 2017. There's so much lore that when I watched the the what is it

what did it come on 2000 or whatever that fucking movie sorry 220 2020 2020 2020 2020 was it the first one 2020 2020 2020 doesn't matter yeah

the first one 2020 I was like yeah this is cool but I didn't there's way too much lore to I just feel like

just doing movies like this it just can't how the fuck could you 2021 I just don't know how you could somebody who's like a hardcore like

Dune fan that knows all the lore that read like the encyclopedia or in the books and shit like that anything like that could really appreciate because it leaves out so much shit like that that to me is the problem where I'm like I'm not even hardcore Dune fan and when I started so I guess it has to be that because they get what you get but I don't know man I I just feel like because that's what they would do to like a mass effect or anything that if they tried it would just leave out so much shit they're like this is this can't be enjoyable because

they've there's yeah whatever though I think it's still very good, but I understand I'm not going to get the series that was the book I read. Like in the Dune book, there's an encyclopedia in the back of like 200 words you have to learn before you're

done because you just won't understand what they're talking about. Yeah, no. You don't understand the words they're using, you know? And like, I think that's very good because it leads to more insightful reading. Clearly, the person that's writing the story about it is trying to teach you a lot of shit about all these the world they were and anyway, filled it out. But it's like, you know, like,

Like the ending of doing the first one is supposed to be a, it's not a good ending for the universe. It's a good ending for the story of Paul. You're like, oh, yay, sort of triumphant. But what happens afterwards is super not good. And I wonder if they're going to go with it or not. Yeah. All right. I don't think they're going to put their pussy.

The world's pussy. The world's pussy. Everybody's pussy but me. But still, let's see what happens. Yeah, we got some questions. We got some questions. Oh, Christ. All right.

What do we? Chris, read Dune, I think you'd like it, man. Maybe, I don't know. James Somerton. What about Coon instead of Dune? I would have read it already. Cune. Coon, one, two, Coon, three.

It's spelled the same way? It's just spelled like the racial slur. The word never comes up in a book, though, ever. No, it's spelled the way Dune is spelled, because it would work still with, like, the whole, like, You. Semi-circle kind of thing that they got going on with the logos. Ah, D-D-D-U-H. Oh, my God.

It would actually work perfectly. It's actually just the reverse of the D, basically, in the logo. It's a black character. But that's it. All right. James Somerton plagiarized, James Somerton plagiarized Too Mad, Rodin. Nice. We'll see.

We don't know yet. We don't know yet. Even at the time of recording. We're recording this on March 6th. Oh, yeah. behavior. Some people, I will say real quick before you read it, some people were saying, and I don't know if this is evidence, they were saying that they were noticing some comments were being deleted

on like his channel or something like that. I saw that too. I saw that too. I think there's a lot of people that think people spend their time deleting comments and they don't understand that there is a algorithm that will put things in a thing for approval. It'll remove shit automatically. I think so many people, even creators, don't understand. that. They're like, oh, they're removing comments. I'm like, do, this happens all the time.

You only notice on negative videos, though. Because on negative videos, you're scouring the comments. But on positive videos, you never go back to the comments. You just leave a comment and you fuck off. So you never notice on the positive ones. One thing I will say, and it would be remiss of me not to mention this. And we'll get to your question after this. But this is relevant in some way. H-bomber guy making that video, which then in turn led to a lot of harassment. to James Somerton, which in turn potentially led to this potentially happening. I see a lot of people saying, you know, oh, well, he's not responsible for his audience.

He even told the people not to harass him in the video. And I agree. However, I cannot not mention the fact that I remember telling people, criticizing people in videos and telling people don't harass these people and being told that that was not enough, that I was responsible for my audience regardless and just telling them not to harass doesn't work because you know they're going to do it anyway because you're making fun of them in a video. And so I don't know if, I don't know if H. Bomber guy had that opinion, but I have seen people talk about this that absolutely did. And so I, to those people, I got to be like, listen,

fuck you straight off that is so fucking annoying to be like oh well it doesn't matter when H. Bomber guy makes a video that gets a guy to kill himself

but if somebody gets a couple of mean comments on a video that I made fun of I'm like totally responsible and totally the blame even though I told them not to go and do that even though I told them not to harass people

what do you think the differences yeah I wonder yeah I would it like you know what the difference is yeah he's a white guy and I'm Hispanic. That's what the difference is. There you go.

There is, there is the, the, that's how it works, bro. There is, there's, I mean, there's, there's some, definitely some variables where it's like, this is, this, this is some horseshit of what your, you got to be consistent, but they never are. It's always like, hey, for certain things that people, I mean, mother. I mentioned in the last episode that Zoe Quinn caused, um, uh, yeah, yeah, her, her ex-boyfriend did to off himself. and seeing people run defense for her in that scenario and knowing, even knowing the story. It's just like now imagine if something like that, even if you were in the right to what you,

like let's just say, Chris, you did something, your ex did something horrible to you, you made a video about it, she offered herself or whatever, and you were in the right because it was provable what she did. They would still destroy you for it. They would destroy you relentlessly, but ran defense for her.

No other difference. You're not in their camera. You're not in their camp. You know, it's fucking, it's so fucking stupid, dude. I hate it. It is really annoying. And I do want to mention that just to clarify. I don't think, I do think people are responsible for their audiences to some extent,

but at the same time, you know, the important thing is you make the effort to be like, hey, listen, don't do this. And if people don't choose to follow that, that's up to them, really. I can't, I can only, you can only do so much. And what are you going to do? You're not going to criticize James Somerton for plagiarizing much of people just in case, just because some people might not heed the warning of don't harass this person. and go harass him? Like,

I, does that not extend to, like, why does that not extend to everybody? Like, does that extend to Trump? Like, you can't, you can't criticize Trump

because people might harass him and he might be like, oh, I'm sad, and kill him so. Like, I don't know. Like, it's a very dumb standard. And for me, I think,

I think it applies evenly. I think, I don't think it's, I don't think it's age bomber guy's fault. I don't think he's responsible for it. No, particularly because. And I don't think I was, when people got,

what James Somerson did is objectively immoral. I think that's one of the things why I, There will be people that won't even try to debate. Well, there's some people that don't like H-Bomber guy. I see they were trying to pin the blame on him. I've seen that for sure. Just ideological fucking battles and shit.

But yeah, for sure, because people that do fucked up stuff and if they kind of happen off themselves, a lot of times people are like, well, if he wasn't doing that fucked up shit in the first place, he never would have gotten that situation, which is true. That is a true thing. When people are doing really fucked up things, you know, he didn't have to do it. You could have just wrote some shit like a regular person and not steal everybody's work.

And this never would have happened, bro. So, sorry. I don't feel bad for that. Even if he did, if he did, off himself. And I want to say, everybody, everybody can say off and you don't have to say unalive like a fucking pussy. Offing somebody's self has been an acceptable term for the longest time. People trying to skirt the YouTube system. You don't have to say unalive.

That's so fucking stupid. I hate it. It is so stupid. It's so fucking dumb. Yeah, people say that. I'm like, you can just say, put to sleep. That's fine, but you could, like, off themselves. It's been an acceptable, like, term to nerf it for fucking forever.

And so it's like, are you stupid? Yeah. You can't even, are you too stupid to even? Yeah. Anyway, we'll continue the question. The situation is unfolding, but, yeah, we'll, I'm sure we'll figure out sooner, sooner than later. He says, how do he gaitards? He says, I know you guys enjoy outrageous shows like Xavier Renegate Angel and the Eric

Andre show. I'm wondering what is the most outrageous thing you've ever seen on TV? 9-11, for sure. Yeah, that was a pretty wild. That was a pretty wild thing to see. Did I see it on TV? I absolutely saw it on TV. I remember being like, oh.

I remember I told the story on the podcast before, but I remember being like, I remember thinking it was a movie. I didn't see it on TV. I saw the plane. I saw that shutout I went up in the space and blew up in like 2010. like nine. I saw that in the middle of tech class. It was hilarious. I was laughed out loud and everybody looked at me and I was crying

because I was so nervous at what happened because I've never seen that in person. I was like, I was like, wow, look at this. And I'd been a giggle out, but I was freaking out. That's when I first developed my defense mechanism. Because it was so tragic.

I don't know if I'm having a like a Mandela effect like where or if there's a different thing. called where maybe hearing about it so much that I think I actually saw it or maybe I Basically there was like a high-speed chase and then at the end of it Some dude blew his head off in the car and I feel like I saw it I feel like I saw it but I'm kind of wondering if I heard about it so much that I think I saw it But as of right now I think I remember seeing it that they didn't cut out fast enough before the you know the blood

spatter was just, you know, like so, uh, that, that was probably, if, if,

if I indeed saw that, that would be easily, like seeing somebody, blow their head off on light, a television, um, what will you, spodoodle?

Which is like, you know, I'm, I'm sure because of things like that, that they have like much more of a delay now on television, you know, to like, make sure that they have enough time to cut out,

uh, because, yeah, it's nuts that that can even, that's like, in one video of that. And that was the only, video on my life that I could not finish.

That guy that was on the YouTube, like on Facebook Live and he ended up offing himself. That is one of the few videos. I remember that, but I didn't see it. What happened? It was some white guy with like a red hair. He's like a red beard and he blew his head off and like literally like a few minutes later the cops came in. Like just by a few minutes they were laid. It was really unfortunate.

Oh my God. I never saw that. I never watched any of those. Really sad video. I remember that dude that went live and shot that old man on Facebook live. I don't if remember that. I don't know if remember that. I don't watch. any of those dude.

I don't watch it either. If I get the description, like somebody, I saw that, I think it was you, Chris, that, um,

you, I think, I pretty sure it was you, that, uh, you quote tweeted that guy that decapitated his father because he was like some insane rideoid. Oh yeah.

Yeah, and he's like, oh, he's a federal agent. But the thing that annoyed me is that they barely blurred the head in that picture. Like, you can clearly see his head in a way.

I was like, what is the point of, what is the point of putting this slight little like fuck like that that's not that doesn't do anything like if you can see it was like a 2% it was like a 2% gossian it was ridiculous it was ridiculous

I didn't want to see this nigga's head and see his fucking I was like oh cool yeah I mean I felt so strongly that I was just like people got to see this because like I feel like I feel like people don't really I feel like people truly don't understand how unhinged

like that fringe of the right wing are and I feel like people need to see it I feel like, look, this guy cut his dad's head off. Look at this. That's a good point. That's a good point. This is very real. Look at it.

Look at it. That's a good point. That's a good point. If I were, if I were, if I were Joe Biden, I'd put that picture up on my fucking campaign. Dude, I'd put that picture up on my fucking website. I'd be like, look at these people. This is the people that you want in power. Are you kidding?

Yeah. That's what I would do easily. No, that's great. That's great. Especially because this is Nancy Pelosi's a husband. with the hammer. There's like all these incidents of crazy shit happening. And I'm like, all right, what's the worst that the right has got? What do they, what do they got to say? Oh, Antifa was beating some people up. I guess that was probably like the worst. You remember that? I saw them,

I saw them trying to compare. Oh, do you remember what Kathy Griffin held up the fake Trump head? Oh, no. The fake insane. Impane. It was like, it was like, okay, the comedian holding a prop, Which I agree was fucking dumb also I thought it was retarded But like But that's At least A couple of degrees removed from

I don't know Decapitating your dad Oh real decapitation Yeah like I don't know man Whatever None of these people watch our show anyway So who can't We're not we're preaching to the choir

But yeah But uh wild Wild shit Anyway I don't know I thought that dude was based I don't know I was based

They're like, damn, you gotta get this name out of you. Let's move on to this way. Yeah, okay. Conrod Cumanball wrote it. He says, hello, various stereotypical flesh-named, flesh-toned dildos. Recently, I've been in a delirious state due to a high fever, and I've been having some humorous thoughts,

such as mashing up Folsom Prison and the ball-crushing factory bit. My question is this. Have you ever been severely or lightly or light threateningly sick and had funny thoughts like that? Well, let me just boil this down to like, have you ever been so deliriously sick that your mind starts to go? Is I think like basically the translation of this. I've been so sick. I've steamed. What does that mean?

Like there was steam coming off my body. Like I was so sick I was like steved. I had to get like an ice bath. It was really bad. It's really bad. I don't. That's not possible. 100% as possible. It's insane.

No. I think you were actually hallucinating. Say what you want. You might have been... I've also been so sick. I've been freezing in a hundred-degree weather. So I've been there as well. It's been really bad.

Yeah, I know you felt that way. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I remember... Literally like it was like steam coming off me. I was like, it's really bad. Dude, the only... It wouldn't be steam coming off of you because you're uniquely sick.

I've only seen steam come off of people when they've been out of the sauna. and then it's cold outside and then that makes sense like when there's extreme temperature differences and like but you having in it even being in a room temperature area

and saying that you're steaming is fucking like it's it's it's too much like I'm like you weren't hallucinating clearly steaming. Even people with COVID cancer and AIDS don't steam like how how ill do you have to be to steam?

Cancer AIDS makes you steam. I don't think it raises your blood pressure. I don't think it raises the temperature of your body. I think it just makes you die. But there's no way your body temperature rises. There's no way your body temperature rises to the point where you steam. It's insane. I was sizzling, bro.

If I would have slacked, you would have took fire damage, bro. You would have took fire damage, bro. You'd be like, yo, I took fire. I hurt. I remember after I got one of the COVID vaccines, I was, like, hilariously ill. Like, I couldn't believe. Yeah, it was when it was when we were, living together. I remember. I was, I was, like, in my room

giggling. I was laughing at how much pain I was in. Because I couldn't believe it. It was like, the only way to process it was to be like, this is fucking funny. You got the fucking, um, you got the Johnson and Johnson, huh? No, I got the Moderna. And it was the second, it was just, it was just, it was literally,

it was just, sorry, go ahead, sorry. Whoa, what, what, Madonna wasn't what? I just wanted to make sure it was the Moderna, was that one of the ones, that was an MRI one, right? I think so, yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to, all where all of the, first three were. Well, Johnson Johnson was. No, Johnson Johnson was a traditional.

I want to see. Yeah, but, uh... Okay. Yeah, no, fucking... Okay, never mind why. I remember getting the... I think it was the second Moderna shot. I remember me and Paul got it.

And, uh, we came back home to our apartment to chill and ride out the... Because we knew we were going to get sick. Um, because that's what happens after that vaccine, typically to people. So it's like, all right, for like a day or like for like a few hours to me. I didn't. I was horrible. I mean, I was so it was fine. I mean, I was fine after the first one, too. It was the second one that really fucked me up.

But, like, I couldn't... That's it. I could not fucking believe. I really could not fucking believe. It was like my skeleton and the rest of my body were experiencing different pains entirely. You know what it sounds like? It sounds like you got COVID right before you got the fucking shot, dude. Maybe.

I mean, that's overwhelmingly possible. Yeah. But I did hear that just generally, it's like, hey, look, you're going to feel, rough. Like the idea that was, the idea generally was that like, if you don't feel rough, I mean,

that's good, but like there's a chance that you, you might feel basically like, like you have COVID. It's basically like a speed run through all of the things that you would feel if you were to have COVID minus like the, you know, the breathing stuff.

Yeah. But you're going to feel like in pan's like, okay. And I got home and I was fine. My arm just hurt. And then I just immediately, I think Kingston walked in on me, like you're laughing like in my bed because I just like there was no,

it was like there was no, I was not connected to any space that was connected to temperature at all. I didn't feel hot or cold. I was just like in an absence of any of it. So they actually like gave you the Joker serum or something. I'm like it was like a kid. I could not stop laughing. Jokium.

I could not stop fucking laughing. I was sweating. I remember I walk over. I think I walked over to you and then recited all of destroy all humans when you were in your room and then I walked into the fucking kitchen. to get like water. I was okay, dude. I don't get sick very often.

When I get sick, it's really bad, though. Like, every time I do get sick, I feel like I'm going to die. Like, I feel like genuinely like I'm going to die. Well, to be fair, though, they gave you, you got the Johnson and Johnson, which is just like basically like sugar water. I got, what you call it? I got on. Sugar water. No, I got, what you call it?

I think it's John Johnson. I got the, uh, you imagine. Oh, that's right. You got the, uh, you got the, no, you got, um, the, the, the, Pfizer, didn't you? No, yeah, I got Pfizer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I got Pfizer. It shout out my nigger.

What's that Italian fuck's name again? Fauci? You know, him? He's taken over the world, infecting all of us. What are we? Transcuminous or something. That's what's really in it. Yeah, he had that video of him.

You guys see that video of him folding dogs into origami? Yeah, he was like, because he was trying to, he was trying to test if he can have puppies fit in your back pocket to ease your transportation to adopt them. and then the right-wing media they got a hold of the test and even though he's trying to do good work trying to, you know, make it convenient to adopt they had to make it political

They had to make it political. They had to make science political It's crazy. Yeah, I love the idea of putting puppies in your pocket. Yeah, exactly. Wouldn't you love that? Wouldn't you love a puppy in your pocket? That is it like a fucking Nintendo dog?

It's so cute the idea you're like hanging out with your friends like what's in your pocket. Oh, it's my little puppy that sticks a little head out like a regular little puppy's like bark, bark and go. back in. Fold it. No, you don't unfold it.

That just sounds brutal. Kings, did you see that video? The big rat in the subway that drags the other rat under the dumpster? Did you see that? Dude, I, when I went back to New York recently, like two years ago,

I was so under, I was so upset, but how disgusting New York City is. I feel like, oh my God. I lived in this. I was swimming in this filth. Because Cali is like,

like outside of LA is actually not very filthy at all. But New York City is disgusting everywhere, except for like maybe parts of Queens. And like an uppity Brooklyn now. That's fucking great. No, Manhattan, like down, even downtown Manhattan is fucking nice in comparison.

I wouldn't go as far. I, low east side is shitty. I was there recently. It was like, this is still kind of this trash up. How recently? What are you talking about? Like a year or two ago. Look, man, I will say

To be fair Too many people on top of each other That's the problem Literally, it's all it is Yeah, of course, yeah I'm sure New York City is more disgusting Than L.A. Like, because of the concentration,

but Let's not pre-tee The bad parts of L.A. When I go back, I'm going to take a picture of this one exit of the freeway There's the 110 freeway. If you're going north

on the 110, you get off at Manchester. It is the most disgusting thing you'll ever see in your entire life. It is a sea of trash. It's like, you know, like, say, waves crashing on the shore. It's just, I was like, well, somebody just take an afternoon and please pick this shit up.

It's crazy. Yeah. And then it's bad. Dude's just chilling in it and shit. They're just fucking like, because it's like a little comfy and I'm like, this is fucking nuts. And I don't know. It's been a while. Hopefully they did something about it.

But for years, it's just, I was like, oh, I guess this is the, this is the spot. New York is, New York is dirty, but it's also so dirty that you can drink the tap water. And it's great. so yeah yeah i don't know what i don't know how that works yeah how that works yeah the one the tap water there'd be no one there alive right exactly exactly and here and here people and here people drink the tap water and it just fries them slowly and it's just like ah well that's not i've never drank a cup of tap water in california that's good i think one of my kidneys is a little uh a wonky because of it like legit like but i i don't drink tap water uh in general anymore

but for a while for most of my life growing up you know and have Kool-Aid mixed tab water and stuff but I remember around like say my early 20s around 2021 my left side where my kidney was starting to feel really bad and I stopped drinking tap water dude meat moving to L.A. was what made me like water oh that's interesting because I because I didn't like water before because I was like why the fuck would I drink water when I could drink anything else that is twice as refreshing and tastes infinitely better. Why would I do that?

Like, what purpose? Like, why would I have that when I could have like an iced tea or like a lemonade or a fucking, especially as a kid, like a fucking like a high sea fruit punch or something? Like, this is so much better than a plain ass cup of water with my fries and shit. What the fuck? Why would I do? Why would I bestow this blandness on me? And then I moved to L.A.

And then I had a cup of tap water or like a sip of tap water. I was like, oh! Oh! Oh! It's bland It's like painies and blood Yeah it's like oh it's bland But it's not horrible

So and then I remember like I started I started drinking water when I came out here Like it like when I would buy like You know either filters or or bottled water Like a lot more regularly than I would have before I've always loved water man I feel like it's so inhuman to not crave water I feel like it's not even inhuman

Sorry just against nature where like everything craves water essentially like everything to me well the thing to me i remember everything has thirst right 100% everything gets thirsty and they go towards the water that quench our thirst that are fucking that tastes like candy also because we crave sugar as well it just doesn't do it for me it doesn't when there's an extra layer of thickness on a lot of things when i'm really thirsty a soda a lemonade any of that shit doesn't hit the way that say a fraud like a water that is almost frozen that has a little bit of frot like a little bit of slush in it. Jesus Christ that is my favorite like you put a water ball

in the freezer that is the most refreshing thing that's the thing is the most refreshing by far like nothing is like nothing is like getting we've all been fucking hungover and that that that one drop of water that touches your tongue one drop feels like salvation it feels like real

divinity touching your body you know because that's what we're thirsty but when we're drinking like when we're having like most of those times we're not exactly thirsty but we have we want us to taste unsweet because we're addicted to sugar most of us in this country. Well, to me, I just think it's, it's more of just like, well, if I, if I'm going to consume something, why would I not want something that tastes like flavor? And so, and yeah, it's had some flavor to it. And we're not fucking deer. Like, we don't have to live like a fucking animal where we're just like going

on the base necessity. It's like, oh, a stream. That's all I can hope for. It's like, no, I can get a lemonade. I love lemonade, though, personally. Like, I'm a big one of me. But at the same time, I do think sincerely that it was hard for me to, to drink. water for a long time because like when I was really young I remember almost I almost drowned drinking water no just at like a fucking beach but like the feeling but I remember the feeling of swallowing a lot of water and being like this is fucking like intrinsically like fucked and then as I would get older like I could never like unlink the feeling of genuinely drowning with swallowing water that's crazy it was like it was just like not that it would like

not that it would like send me into like a panic or anything but it was just like I I this is so I why would I want this like why do I why would I want this if if I when I gonna have a snapple fair enough I remember I remember going to the YMCA and jumping in like the deep side and I went down so far starting to get dark and I was like I also I also remember it's getting darker I also I didn't know that I thought in the water it was bright always. I thought the water was always bright. I was like, I mean, huh? Yeah, when you're

dumb-ass kid, yeah, it shit happens. And then this really beautiful thing girl came down and grabbed me and like swimming to the top. And I was like, dang, you're really attracted. But also, did you guys know it gets dark when you go down in the water? I was telling my grandmother that's like she didn't know it already. Because my grandma can't swim, which is hilarious. My grandmother, she's Puerto Rican

and St. Tomi and she can't swim for her life. She had no chance. But it's insane. But it's insane because most people in October, she's Caribbean. They all know out of swim like fishes it's terrifying there like i'm pretty sure if caribians cared about the olympic swimming thing and they weren't too busy dominating and running they would destroy everybody in swimming but like she they're basically that water they're that water tribe and in what is it avatar literally they're all such good it's literally them in the japanese and shit they're all

such good swimmers because they have to be because if they don't swim they're going to die one day one day the water's going to come into town and take them away, but she can't swim. So I was telling my grandma, I get to dark in the water, and she almost drowned herself, but she has like, she's afraid of deep water.

I'm terrified of it. So I was just traumatizing my grandma the whole day about it. My grandma, it's crazy. It gets dark down. You know that? I will say too, though.

I can't make it down. It's the abyss. I will say too, though, as an indictment of water in some way. I do think a part of it, too, was that it always came in plastic, or at least the stuff that was

readily available to me. And like, I remember specifically, like, if I had the choice between a cold, plastic bottle of pollen spring, this isn't necessarily true now. I love pollen spring now. But, like, at the time, it's like, if I could have a cold plastic bottle of pollen spring,

or I could have a fucking freezing glass bottle of snapple. That was, like, colder by orders of magnitude because it was in glass. And I would be like, I need the, I need the freezing. I need it. You know what's crazy now for me, dude? I have a take. I don't like Snappolty anymore because it doesn't refresh me at all.

It doesn't refresh me at all either. I drink it and I'm like this isn't refresh me at all. I don't like this. Yeah. And now I can't drink it anymore. I can't drink teas in general because teas don't refresh me. Oh, I like tea still, but like I'm trying to wean down on it in general, especially the sugary teas. I'm drinking like chamomile and stuff like that.

But there's so much also there's so much water in my mouth at all. time. You've been here. But glass, yeah, it's a lot of water. Same. How much water is in the house at all time? You should just get a filter, though. We buy water.

We shop at Costco, so we buy water like so regularly. Like, we just like. Well, you got, why not just buy a filter and just get? Yeah. Yeah. I know. Come on, man. You need better than that.

I know. We probably get a five gallon. And a filter doesn't make it taste. And a filter doesn't make it taste good either. To get the reverse osmosis five gallons at least. Or you can actually spend just a little extra money and they come in glass gallons. you can get a five gallon of glass

We do actually recycle right heavily Nicoling is a fucking fraud It doesn't help enough I know It doesn't work at all It shouldn't relax I'll never forget I'll never forget going to Venice

Not Venice Beach Santa Monica Pier When I was working For When I started working On sacred symbols Because we recorded in In person at

At Collins Place in Santa Monica And I went to go Throw something in the recycling And I looked in the The garbage can Had the divider It was like one single can

with the divider It was like recycle trash. And I threw it in the recycle and I looked down and it was just the same bid. It was that there was no divider in the bin. I was like, oh, this is fake. That's funny. Insane. It was so funny.

I was like, oh, well, this whole thing is a fucking sham. Anyway, let's move on. I jerk off 16 times a day, Roe. And he says, hey, lads. It's my birthday this month. So my question is, have you wasted a birthday wish on something stupid? I wish for another week of spring break and COVID lockdown got announced 20 minutes later. Oh, yeah, that's right. It's March.

It's about, yeah, that's right. March 2020. I don't do birthday wishes because I'm not a fucking child, you know, so there's not me neither. There's fucking. I wasted the only birthday wishes I wasted were the ones that I made by virtue of them being wishes. Very cool.

Yeah. Yeah, I haven't, like an actual, like, make a wish kind of a thing. I can't remember the last time I legitimately have thought about wishing for something. No, I just blow out the candles, and I'm like, cool. I also don't really even, I don't give a fuck about birthday cakes either, though, because I just want a piece, and there's usually a bunch of cake left over always. Yeah, there's not. Cake, I'm convinced as something that we pretend to like. Because, like, I, cake is fine, but it's like, I remember, I remember specifically, I would tell my parents, it's like, listen, I don't want, I'll have an ice cream cake because that's basically,

ice cream. Yeah. Ice cream. I don't mind that. But like, if you give, I don't want a birthday cake. What I want is a,

as, what I want is a lot of pizza. That's, that's my birthday cake for me. So if you're, if you're ever, if, if,

if, for whatever reason you're planning a birthday thing, I just want pizza. That's it. I don't need, I don't need this fucking cake to sit in the fridge for like, inevitably too long because what are you going to do?

You're going to do? You're going to have cake every day? No, you're not. It's insane. And then it's just, just going to get stale and crumbly and fucked and it's, I don't know.

Yeah, when I was a kid, I would fuck up some cake, but yeah. There's, I, I don't like cake anymore. My sweet tooth has disappeared.

As we're getting older, I hate to say it. My soup is slowly trying to disappear where, like, if it's not like peanut butter flavored or like a fruit flavored thing, I just don't want it. I just, I just don't want to get out of my face.

I hate it. Chocolate chip cookies are still my thing. I'll still fuck up some chocolate chip cookies. Like, I don't like cookies anymore. Oh, man. out of them. I love,

There's still good cookies. They're not great cookies, but I just don't like the fake cookies that they, you know, they stay soft. Like, I don't know what they do to them to keep them soft. Oh, man, I hate that. To me. I love it. I love them. Even though it is kind of inhuman, it's, it's like foreign to me because when you bake cookies, right, they hearted.

Inhumans. So I, well, I just like, what the fuck to the, I'm wondering, what am I eating for them to stay soft like that? Now, the answer could be simple, but I'm not going to look it up. Of course, I'm not going to look it up and possibly ruin it for me. But sometimes some stores, man, like Circle K had this little. box of cookies, like chocolate chip cookies for like five bucks and they were fucking amazing. Like like our Albertsons

they have those those fucking whatever but I do like a cookies that I would ever really consider to be like oh that was a I really liked that and I would like more where like my mom would just bake them herself but nothing like any special ingredients or anything she would just bake like standard

like chocolate chip cookies like from like general scratch like she wouldn't like make the dough or anything but like the, what is it, the fucking the cookie dough that you would get and you would put the chocolate chips in it and you would bake it and then she would leave it in there for like a little bit, not too long but like it would be

really crispy. I don't know. The point where like there would be, dude, the way the cookie crumbles is an expression for a reason. Like a cookie should never fucking melt in your fucking mouth like that. So my thing is so gross. I put my cookies in I put my cookies in milk but that's so wrong. Amin milk brother.

Vanilla almond milk and chocolate chip cookies is like, to me, that shit, like, I would replace, like, Jojo for that if it was unlimited. You know what I mean? Like, if someone was like, you can either have your wife that, you know, you love dearly and everything, or you can have unlimited vanilla almond milk and chocolate chip cookies, maybe like chips a hoi or something or whatever. I would, yeah, I beg, all right. I would give up a lot.

I would give up a lot for those exact crispy chocolate chip cookies. I would give up Lily only if I knew she would not know why I'm giving her up for it, though. Like she can't be informed why Because that would break her Something that insignificant Just cookies and milk And break her She'd be like really

Because I love cheese I love cheesecake Like I like Because there's good Because there's like mid cake Most cake is mid Some cake is bad But then there's great cake

A great cake I like a slice of cheesecake I like there's some cakes That are like really good cakes Like damn Like you take a bite You're like whoa Yeah

This is delicious I had the best cheesecake I ever had in my life at a place called juniors in the city. I think I'm going to believe too, actually. It's in Manhattan, right? It's in Manhattan. Well, there's one in,

Mount Vernon, right? There's one somewhere else in one of the other boroughs that I remember, but like, yeah, junior. There's one in Times Square and one in Mount Vernon. Yeah. And it's like a red, it's a red diner looking place. But that cheesecake was fucking next.

We went there at the grand opening, though so they were probably like really they were probably like really prim and on point for like all we just me i remember me and nisa showed up there i happened to be on the grand opening i was like oh shit what the fuck um and that was so good but i think i'm like Oreo cheesecake is my favorite man orio cheesecake or chocolate cheesecake that sounds horrible's happening i don't wow or chocolate what the hell had before i've never had either it's just made with little Oreo like the little Oreo cookie pieces is this pretty much that like scattered throughout like not like actually Oreo but like the cookie part of the Oreo.

The crumbull, like that's an ice cream cake? I love Oreo stuff, but when I'm thinking of cheesecake, I'm thinking of a traditional slice of cheesecake, man. Me too. I've never had Oreo cheesecake. Fuck, no. I've had like a-popular. Holy shit.

I've had like a chocolate Hershey's pie or like, do you ever have that Sunday pie? That's just bomb. Yeah, that's just, that's too sweet for me now. Now I think of it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's weird. Is it weird that like, I like a lot of Oreo-oriented things? Like, I like an Oreo, like milkshake and stuff like that, you know, like cookies and cream type thing. Like, I love that. It's great. But like, Oreos? By themselves.

It's such a fucking underwhelming thing in every sense of the word to me. Like that cream feels wrong and the cookie is kind of as a cookie. I never eat them by itself. Never. I recently bought insane. A vanilla pint of ice cream with some Oreos and stuff. And then I finished the ice cream and I had oils left over. I just threw them away. I just threw it away. Yeah, yeah. I'm not eating these. This is just going to hurt me.

I'm not going to like it, and they're going to hurt me. Yeah. So, like, fuck this. Yeah. It's kind of like whatever. I'm going to get cheese cake for sure. I want to get some cheese. I've had that forever.

Yeah, I mean, either. Yeah. Maybe I'll do, maybe I'll get something today. Anyway, let's get the fuck on out of here. Yeah. What's that? Denmark's up a bobslet team. Actually, I thought I saw a fucking dinosaur.

outside my windows. A dinosaur. A dinosaur. You have schizophrenia. You have schizophrenia. No, like, there's people moving in, but they're moving like weird shit in. I know, I see the same shit. You got schizophrenia.

Now, you know how you know you have schizophrenia is when you start seeing bugs. That's crazy. You start seeing bugs everywhere? That's true. That's apparently, like, that's apparently real. So if you ever, like, if you find yourself startled by spiders that aren't there, you should probably call someone. What if you, like, cut your hand.

spiders start coming out your skin. What does that call? Same principle. Same principle. I'm asking for a friend. I'm asking for a friend. I'm just asking for a friend. My buddy's going to go to that.

I don't do that. Just have your friend splash piss on it and it should heal it. That's crazy. You get cut really bad and you're like, what do I do? And you just open a fucking jug of pissy porth on your wings. Seals off. Fresh.

All right. Like Wolverine just closes up. It's like, what the hell? Game changer. Can I voice that I really don't like. I don't like how in the X-Men movies, Wolverine doesn't have the metal exterior slit things like he has in the comics.

So he doesn't hurt his hands every time he retrieves his claws. That really annoys he doesn't have that in the movies. But like, whatever, you know, this is me being a person that pays attention to slow. Doesn't he have a healing factor? Why would you be worried about it hurting him? Because it's still, because it doesn't, it's so insane.

he's gonna hurt him every time he uses his powers. He has the things that like literally have metal, like his knuckles have the little dots on it that he just come right out of that. Because they were probably like, when they're doing a weapon X thing, they're probably like, it's dumb and this motherfucker hurts himself

every time he uses his powers. Let's just make a canal that make it easier for him to use his ability. I like that they addressed it though. I like that they at least addressed it. He's like, is that hurt? It's like when they come on. Every time.

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