The Snark Tank - #216: John Cena Joined The Illuminati

Episode Date: March 18, 2024

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Uh No So I don't know The Oscars happened I didn't watch him Do you ever watch them? I don't know I don't think I've ever

I don't think I've ever watched the Oscars I definitely used to I've never been The last one I watched Was probably 2014 when a Birdman won Best Picture And I think Creed came out that year

If I'm not mistaken And the best supporting actor Did not go to Sylvester Stallone And that pissed me off Because that was like literally his last shot to get anything And Creed won Doesn't he have an Oscar ready? No, Creed didn't win

I was just saying Creed came out that year And then there was Best Supporting actor Though He got one for Rocky, literally. Maybe for writing. For Rocky, literally, yeah. I think for writing. I don't think for acting, though. If I, I literally, I don't know. I'm talking out of my ass. I literally don't know.

I don't know. The fact that you're not even trying to assume anything, it's like, I don't know. It's really, it's one of those things where it's like, why am I even going to say, I think, when I really don't know? It sounds good. It sounds like that's a thing, but. So he has three. He has best original screenplay in 1977, best actor in 1977. and best supporting actor 2016. Yeah, I know you got. Okay, that's fake.

I didn't even, I mean, because he got it in what you call it. He got it. He got best supporting in Creed 2, I'm pretty sure. Because Creed 2, he was really good at Creed 2, like actually, like, great. Wasn't he like barely in that? In Creed 2, he had cancer.

He was very part of it. He was very much so in it. I thought that was the first one. It's like, I, no, the first one. The first one, he was just fine. The second one he got cancer. Is it? I'm mistaken.

You're probably, dude. He won best supporting actor in 2016. Oh, no, so he did win it then, I guess. He won? I mean. I was nominated. Let me see. What the hell's going on here, man?

Did I just dream everything up? It's my entire life. You just got it all wrong. It's my entire life a fucking lie, dude. Derek got the whole fucking thing wrong. Everything that I think I know is wrong. My fucking name. He didn't get anything.

It's like, Derek. In fact, he got it. Not everything that year, Derek. He did great that year. You fucking killed it. I was bad for no reason. I guess he doesn't have anything. Wait.

Wait. Okay. What is this list? Let's see. Maybe those are nominations? Yeah, but like it says, okay, so here's what I googled, right? Here's what it is. It says, does Sylvester Stallone have an Oscar?

And then underneath it, it says Sylvester Stallone Academy Awards, 2016. Those are Academy Actors. They're different. No, that's what the Academy Awards are. Are you sure? Yeah. Yes. Academy Awards.

That's why they say I'd like to thank the Academy. It's literally... That's true. It's literally the Academy Awards. I actually have no idea why it's called the Oscars. I don't even know why. I learned it at like a museum. Like I went to like some film museum and it was like, oh.

And I guess it just wasn't interesting enough to stick with me. Thought it was like something had to do with Oscar Delahoya or something. No, I think some guy named Oscar made it or something. and it's literally that simple and it's really not interesting at all. And I don't even think it's like a particularly important Oscar. It's not even like, like of the Oscars that exist.

It's the Grouch, Kukashka, and then this guy. So, I really wasn't much going on. Why is it so? I just want to find it because it does. So when you pull it up on Google, it does say that yeah,

2016 you won for Best Supporting Actor. Isn't it crazy how useless Google is? Google use to work. Just like if you noticed search engines on almost any platform now is not really about finding results. It's almost like, say, if you look at YouTube, for example, four to six videos down, it already gives you suggestions for other shit

that you have no interest in finding. So really, it just here's a couple of things you might find. Maybe you found what you're looking for in the first few search results, but then it tries to trip you up immediately. and if you scroll endlessly, it'll then finally go to, oh, I'll curate something that of specifically

that you're looking for for a long list. It's useless. It's absolutely. It might as well, it might as well be you have a genuine, serious question, and then you Google it, and then there's no response at all.

Yeah. Might as well be, might as well be that. I've, you can't ask Google, you can't ask Google things that are not objective. You can't ask like,

it has to be like a shit up like a scientific, answer. You'd be like, why? How much does how much does three pounds of feathers weigh? And it'll give you four pounds somehow. And you'll be like, well, that was a no point. I'm going this. It lied to me. It'll give you nothing because it doesn't respect you enough to give you a response. It'll give you a whole fucking song and dance. God forbid. He came out in 2016, I guess.

And then that's what I thought he didn't win. I swear he didn't win. I thought like he got snubbed. Yeah, I don't know. I thought, I thought some, some, like, there was some gay shit that came out that year, that one. Jackpot. Like, it was like,

Dallas Byers Club or something like that, or man, like the life price. It's always some gay shit, dude. You got to, if you do some gay shit, you're, I did like that one thing that they did on Topic Thunder, or it's like, if you play, like, someone retarded, you're sure to get the nod for,

well, like half retarded, I guess. Like, somebody autistic. but if you go full retard you go full retard you're a joke you become a joke you go full retar you go home the way he explains it and like in such a serious tone too is so funny like he's just like well r dj luke retarded rdj is so fucking talented bro like have you guys seen open i'm here i actually haven't dog he kills it in that movie man he's so good in that movie It's crazy. Did he put, like, the bomb in his chest or something?

Did he, like, he's like, I got to. He was like, Zygian, and he opened his chest and the light came out. I was like, this is, he's even better now as Iron Man. It's insane. He splayed himself open right in front of everybody, man. That's what I want to do with movies. I want to just ruin them. I want to make, like, a good movie for, like, 75, you know, three quarters of the way in.

And then it just, it's fucked. It turns. to like Oppenheimer is a masterpiece and then all of a sudden it becomes Ironman with the bombs being shoved into his chest and then he's fighting some giant mechanical fucking Godzilla or some shit

and then people are like what the fuck is this they walk out of the movie theater so disrespectful to film but it's so fun to make a movie where it gets so bad so late in that you can't really walk out you have to say it's like you've been here

you've already been here for an hour and 30 minutes to walk out now would be an objective waste of your money, no matter how bad it gets. So, like, you're going to sit there and you're going to stay there and you're going to just accept. It's like, oh, yeah, like, I'm watching Oppenheimer. And then in the last 20 minutes, the Burger King shows up and starts killing everybody in the courtroom. The Burger King. And then there's like a. It's, yeah. It's got to be, it's, it's got to be worse than, than just like bad tropes though.

I feel like it has to be just like really like out of pocket. Like so. Oh, like, oh, it's the Michelin Man. And he just exists in this universe now. And he, and he's impacting world history. It's funny because I was thinking about this because I just watched a, for the first time I watched Banda Brothers and a mini series on HBO

and all I was thinking about of how well done this is and how they're telling the stories of these veterans and shit and all I was thinking of was man I just want in like the last episode that Hitler like turns into one of those giant monsters in Power Rangers or something

like Rita Repulse is real and like makes them grow and they have to fight like a giant Hitler at the very end like I just wanted to completely disrespect this entire, you know, like this mini-series, because it's, it's beautifully done. And I was like, nah, you got, you got to, you got to fucking ruin this shit, bro. You got to run. Yeah, you're fighting a giant Hitler late game is crazy to me. Like, he's walling on you too.

Like, and like, giant Hitler is strong. Like, this guy is, he's like a Gundam. This is insane. Like, I just, it would be, it would just make me so fucking happy to, uh, That's the director I would be. But I guess you can only do that one time because now everybody expects you to do that. So it's not going to be as good. Like everyone's going to be like, oh, yeah.

Well, obviously, I'm watching this movie completely with no suspension of disbelief because I am anticipating when it's going to turn into something insane versus, you know, the first time you watch one of my films. And then it like, you know, you thought this is fucking amazing. And then all of a sudden, everyone just for no reason, explodes and the movie ends. Like, it just ends like everybody. No good reason. Like imagine like Titanic, right? Like it just,

it just like a ship cracks. But then like a fucking alien picks up the boat and they take it to another dimension and save them. You know, like it's just so like, wait, what? Like, oh God, we're saved. But now they're like on another planet. Now they have to figure out. They're on fucking Iraqis or whatever. Now they have to figure out of fucking. They have to figure out of fucking. survive. And they're like, damn, like it was cold, but that was hot as shit. What are we going to do? What are you going to do, man? Fucking Jackson submerged in sand. He's submerged in sand instead of

the water. He's like, damn. It's kind of hot. The idea of the temperature changing, bro. The idea of the temperature blatantly changing in a middle of a movie like, dude, is crazy. It's like, it's real hot. And then like three scenes in some boat. Someone, throws a cup of water into the air and then it gets real cold. It's like, what? Happening to this movie. Everything made so much sense a few minutes ago.

I have to believe in another dimension. That's exactly what is happening. That that's essentially what movies are. There is no like masterpieces in beautiful cinema. It's about how much could you disrespect? Like art is disrespect. That's essentially what art is in that universe. So it's all about doing like

What we would consider the most disrespectful thing ever But to them that's what real art is So we go there We somehow make it to that parallel universe And everything is just stupid as fuck Like you can't enjoy anything Everything is stupid You're like you want to play a video game

Watch a movie or anything It's just like oh this is fucking terrible And then you try to do things your way Like you do Mass Effect you try to show the mass effect too And they're like this is fucking stupid the hell is this like it isn't like

yeah why he's just don't accept it at all yeah what's up with all these gay alien love things what's up all this gay stuff yeah like why is it's

I don't why is there a narrative yeah yeah like they're like what is this why is Tally Zora have big breasts they don't even understand what's going

what's up of Liara why she why she blue that it's an alien ill aliens in this that's gay it tear down every aspect

it's weird that you have things evolve on other planets i don't like that i like that concept at all i think if i if it were me i think i would um have all the planets grow weaners and start having gay sex with each other honestly and he's the he's the fucking scorzzi of that universe yeah he's like what you need to say they have like an alfred hitchcock equivalent and it's just like It's the same movie It's what the birds is, but it's just The Dix? It's just, yeah, just Dicks flying around.

And then there's no plot at all. It's just footage of Dix flying around in the sky and black and white. And then Hitchcock shows up for like three frames. And then it goes back to, it goes back to the Dix. The whole movie is flying through the air, slapping people in the face. And it's called,

just clapping people on the chase. It's called get ready for you. Get ready for this. It's called Dix. and everybody in the theater is clapping their heart and people are crying they're screaming it's the most impressive thing they've ever seen their bible is just cinema actually gets revived what is their bible what is their bible i can't even fucking fathom what their bible would be in a universe where like what would the cystine

chapel be in a world where art it's just so much of fucking doodles it's just like a it's like the it's like the cardboard you know the card you know you know what a lot of people's notebooks look like in high school when like you know specifically like the cardboard back yeah how like everybody would like draw a bunch of shit on them that would be like that you'd look up in this fucking cathedral no it wouldn't even be cathedral because there would be no respect for for a cathedral it would just be a box that is true that is true and their bible even Bible is is the when you when you draw like on the a book the flip you you what is it called when you do the flip aramas yeah yeah yeah it's just it's just a stick figure jacking off like that's that's the

bible he just and busting big he's busting big like it's like it's a big bus is like it's like a big come on me how come out of his cock he's like a big and they're like yo this is the great thing ever seen in my life he's like i think i didn't done that artist think about that shit when's the last time you've done that it's had to have been like doodle something stupid like no like say done because you you would have books in school and shit or whatever and say as an adult you probably wouldn't uh desecrate your books right you probably wouldn't draw on them so thinking of when's the last time i done that was probably to a a school book like something where you just drew some dumb shit in it or you know you tell people to flip to page 69 and then you draw like hent high or something like that or

whatever sometimes like those are the good days man those are the good days. Yeah. I really look back at like my youth and realize how just how shitty little kids are, but also how genuinely stupid they are. Like, because little kids, they're not as dumb as we make them out to be, but they aren't smart. They aren't smart people. So you really have to word by word them through things. But that's like, because I was, I think I was smarter than my grandmother thought I was, but not much. like I can understand the

constant thing she would say to me but I had no wisdom or insight to be able to the motion through half the stuff because our parents are often right about a lot of the shit we think is so stupid when you're younger and they were like damn they were right yeah they were right about some shit man I don't know

some of it some of it they were right about some of it they were just hard asses off for no reason because they were raised like that yeah I feel like some of it they were just right and you were like damn dude they were actually right about that I just feel kind of stupid now looking back at arguing about this. It is, I do remember, like everybody, yeah,

there's a kid, it reminds me of a Louis C.K. One of his jokes about his daughter, trying to say that fig Newton's are called pig Newton's. And she was so, like, adamant. She was so arrogant about, no, it's pig Newton's. And even though it, like, it reminds me of that. I like that joke because it is funny when kids get like that. Because I can probably remember thoughts of me.

me having moments like that were like no actually i actually i remember it just came to my head i remember and this was just like a mandela because they made a joke uh a ghostbusters joke in in um and uh what was that the the space jam where um bill murray comes out and he's going to play and then uh i forgot who says it elmer fudd or elmer somebody says it and like who is that uh dan acroyd and um for some reason that's stuck in my head as a kid thinking that like that was actually Dan Aykroyd and not Bill Murray. And so I remember talking to my teacher being like, oh, yeah, like, oh, that Dan Aykroyd's in that movie. And she's like, no, that's Bill Murray.

And me being so confident. And she's like looking at me like, you're a stupid fucking dumb-ass kid. Like, shut the fuck up. So she fast forwards all the way to the credits and then shows that's real. That's vile. Just to be like, shut up, you little dumb fucking kid. That's pretty fucking mean. You got to do it, though.

The fact that I had the arrogance to slack, like I knew what I was talking about, like, as if I grew up with ghostbusters or some shit, when I'm a little bitch-ass kid and she literally grew up with it as a kid. I'm like, oh, fucking old. She ethered you. She didn't have to ether you, though. She didn't have to scorch you like that.

It put me in my place and it made me, it humbled me into a way to be like, oh, yeah, I am seven years old. I don't know what I'm talking about. You know? Oh, yeah, there's a lot going on the world that I have no clue about. I'm seven, dude.

I'm still afraid of the dark. I just realized that. Nighttime is still terrifying to me. Jesus. I was fucking with a, as a, in, probably five, six years old, I was fucking a flat, uh, what did it call night, night lights?

I was fucking night lights. You know what, dude, you know what bothered me? There was a fucking movie called little Nemo or something. And there was like the, the, who was it, the, the, the, the, the, the, the main villain was like the

the, not the pajama no, fuck, I can't remember, but he was just some fucking, it's probably the silly shit now if I watch it, I haven't seen it since I was young, but like it was like some demon dude and it like actually scared me. And I think it was a, like he was like all shrouded in darkness and shit. And like I remember that scaring me wanting to have my fucking light on. And it's probably the wackest shit.

I got to look it up. Yeah, no, it's probably very dumb. It reminds you of the Indian in the cupboard that movie where they They kick a Just kick a hamster down the stairs They kick a hamster down the stairs in that movie Yeah, they murder a hamster Really baffled, but it's just this entire scene

dedicated to this hamster getting kicked down the stairs. I'm not even joking. But, yeah, a lot of those things that used to scare, I don't know, I think about the flying monkeys a lot from Wizard of Oz. They freak me the fuck out. It was like really upsetting. The idea of monkeys in the air makes me unsettled,

but like, I don't, it's scared. I don't like it, but I'm not like, I can't, this can't be. They, they, my parents took me to this, uh, um, I don't know, I remember if it was Broadway or what, but I think it was. It was like some Broadway version of the Wizard of Oz. I think I've told the story before, but like they had like the flying, I don't know. Are the flying monkeys in wicked? They are on wicked for a part of them.

Then it's probably wicked then, but like, I remember. Because I loved the Wizard of Oz when I was a kid, apparently. Like, I watched the shit out of it. And I like, I could memorize it like from, I knew the script like beginning to end. Oh, wow. Apparently. That's crazy. And so they took me to see Wicked.

And they had the flying monkeys. But like, they were like wired to go like through the audience basically. Like it above you. That's not okay. And I was like six or something. And I was like, this is terrifying. Because they are no longer confined to a screen or not even confined to a screen or not even confined to a stage. They're now reaching

out at me and flying over me. None of this is okay. I freaked out and we left. There's no, there's no way. There's no way I could do that and not grab a kid. Like I would have to grab

one of the children while I'm flying by them. I would like, I would have to. I wouldn't take him far, but I'd grab him up a little bit. The kid would be like, yeah, and I'd let him go. I would drop into his parents arm. When are you going to get a chance to do something like that again? You know, like, you've got to terrorize the child. We didn't get to get, yeah, the chance to, yeah, traumatize a kid for life, absolutely. You got to do it. I know it sounds really fucked up, but like, come on, dude.

I actually, I allow it. I allow it. You know, it is fucked up, but it's just the right amount of fucked up to where I'm like, you know, a little bit of therapy, you'll get over. You'll get over pretty quick. Like, you definitely have like a sleepless night or two, but he'll be fine. No, it'll be fine. Yeah, nothing really happened to him. So that's actually pretty good. Speaking of the Oscars Speaking of the Oscars There is one thing that I noticed That

Have you heard of a thing called Humiliation Rituals? No Yeah so I've heard about this So I've heard about this before for years I never believed it But Cat Williams brought it back into Into the mainstream

From being on Shannon Sharp's podcast And Joe Rogan's podcast Where Enable for you to be rich and successful in Hollywood, you have to go through a humiliation ritual. And you typically, it's for comedians. It's coincidentally, that they have to wear a dress at some point. It's typically that. That's what they say. At some point, usually in sketch comedy or in comedy films or whatever, you're going to have to cross-dress or do something like that. And that is your humiliation ritual.

Then you can finally step it up to the next level. I've always thought that was stupid for one reason. they're, you know, normies, mainstream, you know, people that find, like, the dumbest shit funny, they love that stuff. They love big mama's house. They love it, you know, like, anything that has like, oh, you put on a dress and, oh, it's so funny. People have found that funny for forever. You know, it's kind of easy, you know, it's like, say, it's like a cheap pop and wrestling where you say you're in New York and you go, what's up New York?

And then everybody cheers and shit. And they're not cheering for you. They said, they said where I'm from. kind of a thing. And so like it's just the cheap thing to do. Throw on a dress, it's hilarious. You know, no effort. People are going to enjoy it.

And so, but they're saying it's the Illuminati doing a thing. So apparently John Sina did his humiliation ritual. This makes no sense for a thousand reasons. But yeah, so he went on the Oscars. He went on stage naked. This is butt-ass naked looking fucking amazing because, you know, all he does is pump his ass full of steroids and work out. That's all he does.

And so he looks great. And I was thinking, if you're John Cena, how the, you want people to see you like this. This is your excuse, right? He did a movie a long time ago called Train Wrecked or whatever with Amy Schumer, butt-ass naked scene looking jacked as ever. I mean, that's, why wouldn't you want that if that's what you're working towards? So, but that's what all the crazy people are saying online now that they did it to him. And there's people making compilations of like, oh, so here's this person and this actor.

I didn't see the shit every time I log on Twitter And yeah It sucks because In fact I saw John Cena throw up All over Amy Schumer in that movie was insane She touched him he was like And he repeated himself all over Then the movie kept they kept shooting

They didn't even clean her up They just kept shooting the movie They went right into the rest of the film dude So that's like my kind of movie Yeah so the idea is that like The idea is that there's like a grand conspiracy to like to humiliate actors, I guess. For reasons.

I don't get it. For reasons. That's the whole thing. They never finish the thought, though. They never finish it. And I'm like, okay, why, though? I always, I'm always like, why? And then they're, oh, oh, look, you ask them.

To embarrass them, obviously. Like, for what reason? What is that going to do? To embarrass them. Also, also, is it embarrassing? Is it? It's not. It's not.

It's not. The idea is just like, oh, it's only comedians for some reason. It's like, well, it's because comedians are the ones who would do that because they want to make people laugh. That's why they're like. And it's funny to see people. It's funny. It's funny to see that. It's funny to see fucking.

It's funny to see, you know, Robin Williams dresses an old woman in a movie. Right. It's funny. Like it's, I don't get it. built like John Cena in a dress is fucking hilarious. Like they won't aside from my boner. Yeah, they don't

they don't put that thought together. They don't notice that it's like pretty much exclusively. It's like almost exclusively comedic actors doing it. Yeah. They don't put that together. Or it's like you don't see George Clooney or like say you know, just think of like Leo. Yeah, like you don't see like usually more serious

actors doing it, but there are exceptions obviously. there's obviously exceptions for oh I'm gonna play like a trans woman in this role or I'm gonna Willem Defoe in Boondock Saints where he fucking dresses up as a you know and then yeah

yeah and he's he's like he's gay but he's also not gay in that movie where he smashes that like twink Asian and then he like asks him like a fag or something I love that uh I love him in that movie so much after fucking a dude he calls him a fat It was my favorite. That interview,

where he's talking about, like, he's, he's gay, but he's, he loves art. He's, he's interesting.

I love that video. I love him. I love one of the phone because he seems like the nicest villain ever. Like, he gives off such a friendly villain energy. He can't help it. Like, the kind of guy that,

like, he'll, he'll patch you up, but he'll also put a bomb in you. Like, it is like, why? He's like,

I want to see what makes you take. There's a video to, there's a video. video two of him doing that fit check in New York City where those kids go up to him and oh right right he's like he's like I don't know where I got these I uh oh my God

meanwhile most of it's Dior he has mostly Dior on it's like I don't know maybe a few dollars he just unlocked like more for me that I forgot about I completely forgot about that I'm gonna go watch the shit of that afterwards the funniest ones were obviously because

they're older it's him and John Carl Carl Esmesis have the two funniest ones because John Crosbicito's wearing like a $75,000 suit. It's like walking down to York City. And then we're like, but he's like, I don't know, man. This is from somewhere in Europe.

I paid a lot for it. This, this hat is worth probably more than your mortgage. I'm like, damn, dude. Why are you walking around with that much money on your clothes? I don't know how people are your clothes. That's in the company to me.

It's confident. That's not, I don't know how confident that is really, though. Yeah. Well, no, it's because of the fact that they don't, dressed like normal people anymore. They don't, they don't do that. Like, when they're going somewhere to go out to eat, like, oh, dress fancy.

They're like, all right, well, I guess I'll crack out this. I guess what I'm saying is, though, like, I look at, like, it's a, it's a, the suit's fine. Like, I'm looking at it, but it doesn't look. It doesn't look, it doesn't look 75, you would have to know. You'd have to know. But what the thing is that. Yeah. You would have to know.

And if you would, you would have to know. And if you would, you would have to know, then you're not going to take it from them. You know what are you going to do? You know, mug him for a suit. If you already know how expensive that suit is, chances are you're somebody who has a suit that expensive anyway. That's so I agree. I guess you got to worry. But the thing is that wearing clothes that cost that much in the first place.

I guess my brain starts to have make hiccups. So it's like, why do you have clothes that cost that much money? Well, because obviously, so mostly it's for two things, right? It's just like I'm sure we've we've all experienced this like once you get to a certain level of recognition or whatever, you start getting. free shit and things that like happen to yeah like things that you normally wouldn't buy or so like those suits like that shit like that given for free and also they usually have enough money to where that stuff is like buying a $200 suit to a normal person you know like a normal person's like oh yeah yeah yeah exactly it's been a few hundred dollars in a suit it is about the dopamine

hit of spending money on something that you perceive to be equivalent to that value yeah in some way. And I think that value changes depending on what your... If you make... If you make... If you make... If you have like $50 million,

you know, buying buying a suit, an expensive suit that's like $700 bucks, probably doesn't feel the same as buying a suit that costs like you know, 75K. Right. But it would be equivalent on that scale

because of just a like, well, this is what, this is percentage-wise about, you know, not exactly. Obviously, the math is not exactly the same. Man, every time I hear. That makes sense. Every time I hear 75. Sorry, every time I hear 50 million, it makes me think because we were doing like an exercise of putting a billion dollars into perspective, just kind of like, you know, because I feel

like the average person just doesn't appreciate how much money that is. Oh, no, I don't think the average person. I don't think anybody, I don't think there's a single person who understands how much money that is like if we don't have it don't understand when you break it yeah they don't what i mean is just how like when you hear like say you hear somebody like oh a bezos or a musk or something has over a hundred billion like well over new hundreds of bill when you think about that and i was just like oh 50 million dollars is five percent of one billion you're like how low a percentage five percent of anything is you know like that is so fucking mad that is it's madness

because $50 million is already generational wealth for a long time, and that's 5% of a billion. And it makes my head like spin where I'm like, how could you pot, how could anybody possibly be allowed to own that much money? It's just sitting there depreciating, actually. And it's just wild. It's wild to think about it because I'm like, damn,

I can use 50 million. And that wouldn't affect a billionaire in any way, shape, or form. But obviously, they don't keep their money, right? Like, you still want to be like, I was like, damn, if you, if you, if you, if you, 50 billion in my pocket right now, you literally would not notice. And my, my, my fucking, my family has changed forever for all eternity for just that 5%. It's so nuts, dude. It's, it's, it's insane thinking about once you start thinking about money, your brain, like, for a portion that it's not very wealthy to think about money, it literally drives you insane because there's so much of it.

yet there's none of it. It's, it's, it's so much yet none at the same time. And there's a conundrum that makes no sense. Like for someone to have over, like to be worth over like a billion dollars is, is genuinely ludicrous. Yeah. It's, it's wild. Like being a millionaire, you could live your life extremely comfortably and never use all your money. Ever, like ever. And you can live a comfortable life where you do whatever you want. You go out, you go to, you go on private jets. You don't go on shopping speeds like every weekend long as you don't spend like, Like not buying cars and shit. You can just buy nice clothes all the time.

It's insane. You know, that's one thing I didn't mention in my dictatorship episode that we did on SnarkTang. If you, you know, if you're a member of a snarktank for $5, snarktank.com. Why do I keep doing that? Patreon.com slash snarktank. I keep putting it backwards. There's a Patreon.com slash snarktank. Five bucks.

We have our extra ammo episodes like. And so one of the episodes or Chris already did his dictatorship. I did mine. Swin's going to do his next. and the one thing that I would have mentioned is that I think I would cap probably salary. I'd probably cap things at like $10 million. I feel like after you make $10 million, you got like your tax 90% of every dollar. And that sounds absurd, but it was actually way more strict back in the post-World War II.

The new deal. Where the equivalent is being taxed at after. After $3 million, it would be 90% of every dollar after around $3 million. That was the equivalent of what it was back then, which had the most economic growth, all the booming. In a country a lot of time. Yeah. The great shit that old people remember when shit was good. Yeah, when fucking the rich were actually taxed, uh, taxed correctly.

Yeah. It's funny how that works. Yeah, right. It's funny how, uh, it's funny how that tends to to shake up that way. Mm-hmm. They loved it then. They loved all that came out of it. It didn't like the words.

You never hear words they were hearing. Well, that's just they hear the words. Like, no, you're taking our money. It's like, you know,

you hear what I'm saying. They're just being brainwashed by the, by the millionaires and billionaires, right? Like, even like, I heard a Joe Rogan hear that explanation. And he's like,

that's fucking crazy talk. And I'm like, well, you, how is that, it literally worked? How is that crazy talk? You just want to keep all of your money. So you do stupid shit like Elon Muskky

open up a fucking, oh, here's the Musk foundation or whatever. And then you just shuffle money around. and then you get to keep billions more of your money instead of paying your fucking taxes. Because you're just moving it around in a pool. It's so fucking stupid.

Meanwhile, if I'm laid on my taxes, they fucking try to garnish my shit and they do nothing to this fuck. It's like, come on, bro. Come on.

How we can fuck this hard? But anyways. With the quickness, they'll garnish your pay with the fucking hurry-upness, bro. They'll fucking like a JP. You do a little snap. Fucking all of a sudden. And a little shadow comes out.

takes your money. The shadow just takes your money. Insane, bro. I get so mad. I get so mad when I talk to people about stuff like that. It's like, dude, what do you talk? Did you hear him on fucking him and Elon Musk recently on the honest podcast? And he was like, I'd vote for, I'd vote for Trump over, you all for Biden. It's like, yeah, man, Biden's doing this whole diversity thing, man. Those people can't even run a Baskin Robbins. And I'm like, Joe, what about the policies of those people? Like, I understand the diversity

hire shit is kind of stupid, but like if they're doing it's not though, it's not it's they're good. They've been doing DEI for fucking decades. I understand, but hiring for diversity for no reason it's not no reason. It's not no reason. It's not no reason. No, no, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. No, Derek, I agree with you. I agree with you.

But even along his train of thought is like, but what are they doing, Joe? It doesn't matter who's diverse or not. What's happening? What's coming out of their policies? If the cabinet's doing good shit, you shouldn't care. You just be like, this is a good cabin. They're doing good things.

Whatever. Well, they're not doing good things for rich people. But I got to, hold on. There's a lot of people that probably, see,

this is the thing. Like, I feel like I just want to put this out there because there will be people who think there's a problem with DEI because they're getting bad information. And it's just like, this is something that's been going on for decades.

And it's just really, all it has to do with just systemic racism. Some people don't have a leg up in life because of things that happened in the past. So they want to give, of other people opportunities that are just equally as qualified. That's literally all it is. And then you had fucking Charlie Kirk and other dumbass racist pieces of shit trying to act like,

oh, now if I see a black pilot, I'm not sure if I'm going to be safe or not. And I'm like, you stupid dumb asshole, they're just as qualified. They just pick the black person to give the black person an opportunity. That's literally it. That's literally it. And then they're trying to act like it's something else. Like, oh, they're hiring unqualified people. They're just going to pick a random homeless black guy out the street and going to drive a train

into the moon somehow or some shit. I'm like, what are you talking about, dude? Hearing those arguments are insane, dude, hearing people argue, like that's like, what do you, like, people are talking about like, oh, well, people that are the most, the most racially oppressed people right now, because socially is black, white people. And it's like, what are you talking about?

I can't talk to, like, what are you talking about? Like, what do you mean? Like, if someone said that, I, I would literally walk away. I would immediately just walk the other direction. Like, I can't, I can't. We're currently under attack. It's like, there's, oh, my God, I'm glad you said that. Have you guys?

I'm sorry to bring this up, guys. I'm so sorry. Because I know you probably haven't heard this and I was probably, you probably would have been spared. But you saying that white people under attack made me, remember that apparently Gamergate 2 is happening. Like I, I'm, I'm, Oh, no, they're trying to make a Ging.

Oh, so you're aware. Okay. I thought maybe you were like, oh, you missed some of it. And I was like, I don't want to bring this up because. No, they're trying. And I see it. I know they're trying. It's a, because it's, it's,

Do you want to explain? No, you go ahead. Okay, so it's just not, it's not the same, man. It's not the same. So there's this company called Sweet Baby Inc, I guess. I heard of me, Inc. Okay, so Sweet Baby Inc is they're like a diversity, inclusion kind of narrative writing thing. They recommend, they recommend stuff.

Consultation. Consultation, basically. Right, exactly. So, right, and then so they've been hired to, you know, with some games, and there's just some consultation. And then so all that happened was there was a Steam community group that wanted to monitor which games were using Sweet Baby Eak. And because of that, somebody, I think it was a developer. I'm not sure.

Somebody was trying to get that page taken down or something saying that this is going to be a hub for harassment, which, I mean, you can theorize that that would be true, but that hadn't happened yet. So it was a thing that this was kind of like the smoking gun. that oh remember what happened in Gamergate when they were all colluding together writing all these articles shitting on like cis white people and gamers, the gamers in general saying all the age of the gamers over and all this shit after the whole Zoe Quinn shit happened.

So they're trying to act like it's the same thing when there was the problem, because there was a huge diversion that I wish I just didn't pay attention to. There are people who actually cared about journalistic integrity, ethics and gaming because anyone who fucking grew up with that bullshit, right, playing video games. You read articles online or you subscribe to magazines and it was just specifically about the gaming content.

And it wasn't really just personal op-eds and like shit baked into like the articles. But that started to happen. It's shit was shifting. And so it was just like, ah, just getting weird. You know, kind of calm down. But then it turned into some other shit where there's the Ethan Ralphs and people like that that were actually terrorizing these fucking developers and shitting on them and docksing them.

anything they could and now so those people that got targeted have PTSD and that's all GamerGate is to them right and so and it had nothing to do with any ethics or they didn't hear any arguments from anybody reasonable long story short these fucking assholes are back with their shenanigans that never cared about ethics in

journalism or gaming or anything like that um sick so it's just they're trying to resurrect and they're using hashtags and I was like I can't I can't do this, man. This isn't... I already... I was already disappointed hearing Gamergate, like said,

from a... The lens of... From the progressive lens where they only have one kind of side of what happened. And I was like, it's just more gasoline. And I'm like, damn, dude. Like, this is... Is it really... Like, what's really happening?

Like, saying, gaming, have you felt anything really happened? Like, I'm like, I just feel like the shitty games are shitty, and that's it. I don't know. Yeah, outside of like layoffs and stuff. Right, right, right. I don't really, yeah, there's really not much going on.

Yeah, like anything I meant like the, yeah, that would pertain to like a sweet baby ink where it was so obviously noticeable that some crazy shit was happening because they're just probably like, I don't know, trying to find, I know they're grasping at straws. I know the grassy. Yeah, it's not, it doesn't really have the same. I don't know. The Sweet Baby stuff is weird because it's just it's um because they added their website too

to get rid of certain things or it's just like they changed what they're about section is. They're just seemed to be like a really poorly managed company. And the fact that I think whether or not it was the people at the company or not who went and tried to get that curation thing taken down. Uh-huh. That's just really dumb because you don't have to do that. Yeah. It's a strideshand effect type situation where it's like...

1,000%! I don't actually think there's anything to hot... Like, there's nothing wrong with people gathering a curation list of games you've worked on. I mean, you might feel like it's unfair or whatever, but like, I mean, there's nothing... There's nothing to fairies. It's not really breaking any rules. Like, it's in fact totally fine for them to do that. So for you to try and take that down, you really shot yourself in the foot.

Totally. Totally. But a consultation company just doesn't have as much power as they think it does. Like, it's just like they... The idea is that... Oh, Sweet Baby Inc is the company that is enforcing all these progressive politics into games. And it's like, no, developers by and large are just simply progressive. Yeah.

Because that's just kind of how. The nature of that field. That's the nature of that field. And it's kind of just, it's just kind of how that shakes up. And as a result of that, they go to these consultation firms. Like, they seek them out. It's not, it's not the reverse where like, they exist to facilitate a perceived need that exists in the industry, not because they are enforcing that need on them.

And so it's just it's just a complete nothing burger that people are really trying to. They're trying so hard because it's it's it ain't working. This is exactly what they have been wanting from the beginning. I was thinking about my career on YouTube and just like a year into me being straight up full time, where I saw the writing on the wall already of of, uh, things slowing down knowing that say eventually the kind of content that I'm making is going to die and that's exactly what I wanted. Oh, that's, that's sick. What is going on? What is it? What is that? My Wi-Fi went out. Like, everything's went

blank in my house for a moment. My bad. You didn't stop your recording, did you? No, I didn't stop my recording. I'm pretty sure I didn't stop recording, but I think everything can pick up for a moment. Look at, look at your Adas. No, we're good. We're still at 44. My apologies podcast. Whoa, sorry, guys. That was weird as shit. I wonder if that'll show up. the same way. I mean, I'll try to you guys are rearranged now. You guys are now rearranged on the thing as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it is different.

That is, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because I take it individually. Yeah, yeah. I got really scared because I thought it was a serious earthquake and I started shaking a little bit. I was like, oh, no, it's the big one because I'm terrified. Oh, no, I was like, no. I was like, no. Because as that happened, I heard like shifting outside my door, like Lily might have just went out.

And I was like, oh, no, it's an earthquake. And I started panicking. And I was just going to sit here and cry while it happened. Yeah. All right. Is there any? Oh, Jimmy Kimmel, I know, bombed apparently. Oh, God.

It was so bad. I didn't see. I didn't see any of it. He was like, RDJ used to use drugs, right? You were a drug addict, right? You were a drug addict, right? You're used to use drugs. Stupid co-head freak.

And it's like, just like, just move on, do you like, I get it. I was a drug. I was a young drug addict. I get it. now I'm doing better than you ever do. Yeah, I mean, he's making infinity billion dollars from fucking, like one Marvel film alone.

Like, he's that guy's fucking set. He finally got his Oscar, too. Do he deserve? He's a great actor. And he's like, and Jimmy Kimmel's like, supporting actor for Oppenheimer. Oh, right, right. That's right.

You just say that. And he was just like, and Jimmy Kimmel, instead of being like, plotting him for that, he was like, you used to use drugs. You had a drug problem once. You did. It was, you.

To be fair, I would have done that, too. I'm, I'm be honest. You're a cunt. Yes. I am, I am, if I have the opportunity to, to be in front of a bunch of like the most, quote, unquote, respectable people on the planet, you know? Because that's true. They're way more respected than doctors and firefighters and shit. And then.

It's true. Just sad. Just really fucking sad. I would lampoon the fuck out of them. And it would probably be really bad. I'd probably get barely any last, but inside I'd be laughing. Like, 11. But inside, I would be laughing.

Yeah, I think on some level, I don't know, on some level, you have to be like, well, dude, come on you make, you've made so much money, you're being rewarded this, this lifetime achievement award, basically, to get this for this Oscar. You're a great actor. Everybody respects you. God forbid you take a joke. Right. You know, one joke. Granted, it's the same joke, which I think is really the main problem. It's just like, all right, fucking, it's boy.

it's like not really clever or really interesting or it's kind of boring i get that and i agree with that at the same time it's like these are very over respected people i think they're not over respected people but i think it you shouldn't you shouldn't outshine someone's achievement on based on a stupid joke if you made a funny i don't think i don't think it does that was funny you know like it it only it only it shines it if you let it in that case right yeah i guess that is on you yeah um I think the problem is the joke, like if it was better. Like I would, if I was Jimmy Kimmel, I would have been like, hey, like you and I, like, we have a lot in common. I would have like named something.

And then I would have casually, you know, so that we both done blackface. You know, I would have, you know, I kind of would have ran through the gam because he back in the day. Yeah. They both did full-blown blackface. Like they got enough. They both did. They both did blackface too. Yeah.

So he did a, uh, uh, uh, Jimmy Kimmel did car Malone. Look it up, man. That is crazy. Yeah. That video is wild. What's crazy that Jimmy Kim was not funny at all. So that must have been agonizing to watch. That's what makes it so much worse because he's not funny.

He's whatever to me. I don't really have a, I only have, and to be fair, to be fair, I think it's also kind of fucked over me to, to find it cringe that, because he was like, when he would cry a lot, he would cry a lot by doing his monologues. We'd be talking about like gun violence and stuff, which, you know, you think about it from a human perspective it's like oh yeah like it makes sense to maybe cry at that hearing kids

getting shot all the time and that can be easily fixable and stuff so maybe actually is sad but for some reason I guess since he's not numb to it like most of us maybe that's why it comes off as cringe so like he has kids that's why it's a different thing

yes children having children like changes that fucking mentality because we don't have to worry about that right now I wish that were true because there's motherfuckers that like there are people that care about their guns more than their kids and they're like no no no I understand but you shoot my kids right he's anti guns right he's anti guns and he has kids yeah from his perspective yeah I could right if we have kids I think it's gonna be a different thing like or the school shootings because imagine how you like a parent would feel after standing like as a rather

parent no you're you're right probably like a real terror you know I thought about like private schools for that very but I was like if I grew up if that shit probably going to happen in Cali. It's usually in, it's in the same areas. It happens in, in areas that you expected to happen. So that's why I'm kind of like, that's all you got to say. It's all you got to say. It happens in certain places that often aren't inner cities for some reason. And just, it's all I got to say. And that very, you know, their laws, their gun laws are kind of like, that's it. Like, you go in the store. It's like, I was going to see how easy, I'm in Vegas. Now I was going to see how easy it is before I moved back. I was like, let me show easy it

to buy a gun. Like, because I know in California, it's not that hard. It's just you fill out some paperwork, a little waiting period, background check. Okay, you get your gun. Here, I was like, oh, I wonder what's the, because I don't know.

I really don't know. And I was like, let me walk in the store. And I see motherfuckers walking out with several guns the last time I was around there because it's right by the Albertsons that I go to every once in a while. And I'll see motherfuckers walking out with the long, I'm like,

are you going to war, sir? Like, you're just fucking, and then like, oh, let me help you out with that. you know and there's like guys like six guns on his fucking fucking belt like dude I want to buy a gun really I want to go buy a gun because there's a gun store right by my house and I want to go buy one but literally is that we can't have one in the house and I was like ah man I what am I just having a gun I mean but I want like a fucking

dagle I want like a fucking like an old western like iron like a gun that's bigger than my head I want a luger after watching band of brothers I want a luger man I really want a luger I was just like, because they just kept going on and on about like getting one as a souvenir. And this one dude fucking killed himself on accident by shot his artery in his leg, his main artery. When he, he got it, put it in his pants and he shot himself and he died. And I'm like, that sucks. They fucking got you. It must be fucking embarrassing.

Right? That's embarrassing as hell. That's a good parting shot, bro. Like that nigga, like he got you from the grave, dude. He was like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. How do you say stupid in German? let me see.

I have no idea. I know no German, dude. I know just a language that is. I know words because of listening to a little bit of Romstein. You know what stupid is in German? What is it? Dumb. Stupid in German is dumb, D-U-M-M.

Oh, that's funny. I like that. I like that. Stupid dumb. So that's where, that is, you know, we do, English is like fucking Latin and this bullshit angle German shit so it makes sense.

The fact that it's dumb is hilarious. That is so funny. Should we move on to questions? Yes. I don't think anything else happened really. Even dof. Gears X warrior wrote and he says, What's up? Quick questions.

Since you guys do two episodes a week, it's having a dark tank episode a week possible. Chris should still be in those episodes, but he would have to be in in black sombo blackface to maintain the image of it being the dark tank sure i'm not going to wear blackface twice chris why not four times like why not fucking month no i'm not not going to do that why don't you do blackface one time because it's too much work if we get to if we get oh tell you what tell you what tell you what if we get to 10 000 patrons we'll do it yeah yeah get us to 10,000 patrons and then we'll we'll we'll do an episode in blackface spread the word to regret those words chris you're

going to regret those words, Chris. I mean, I would be, I would be fucking jaw dropped. 10,000 is, is fucking, like, an absurd level of, like, to just, like, it would, it's, I think we're, like, I feel like what would happen is we'd get to, like, 9,780 something, and they just just wouldn't get, and then it's like, I'm sorry. Sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry, man.

I have a very solid number, man. I know my worth. I'm going to my worth. I can't go any lowered in this, guys. bad. I can't go any lower them. It's like Chris, please just do backface ones.

Come on. If you do black, think of it like this. The people that you'll draw to the podcast doing blackface will probably put us over 10K. That is true. The people that like that shit do have I guess.

They have very deep pockets. The people that like that should have deep pockets. Well, they don't, but they think they do. Yeah, they just, they just waste all the money on. Trailer park.

You're giving all their fucking life savings to fucking. To the richest people. It's fucking so wild. I need to fund your defense, Trump. We go, we go get you off, buddy. And oh, damn, I just got evicted. God damn, they took my seat from me. Oh, man.

I love, I love the, you know, those people. They're fun. I don't. Hope you guys be eaten. Hope you guys devoured. It's one thing. Just one thing here from Brian. Brian Cyret

says hey guys longtime listener and just recently subbed to the Patreon Thank you Thank you my nigga Been working my way through the backlog of extra ammo

And it's been a blast Been reflecting on the passing I've been reflecting on the passing of Legend of Kiritarama And had a realization that the two biggest voices of my childhood are no longer with us Toriyama and Chester Bennington

Oh wow Two completely desperate voices That by right should have never been So closely connected And here I am watching Vigita tribute Lincoln Park No videos reminiscing about simpler times.

Don't really have a question and such. Just thinking about the good old days of middle school. Thank you guys for your great work. And remember to throw in, thrown a horrible AMV in tribute to our fallen heroes. You're right. Anime was like really intertwined with that entire. I totally forgot about all the,

well, not totally, but like I haven't thought about that in a while, like the Lincoln Park. Damn. AMVs. Amvs were too frequent, bro. I would just want to watch. a regular anime fight and it'd be AMVs all over the place back in the day and it would annoy me to

yeah no end it was like Saska versus anime characters fight that's it yeah it would be like garra versus Lee and it'd be like uh three days grace i'm like no i'm not here for that animal I've become fight yeah it used to trigger me bro I'll figure it out what I've done and then molest myself Yeah, that's good one. I love that that's completely intertwined to Transformers now, by the way. Like, whenever I hear what I've done, I think, I think of the smash cut to the credits. Totally. Dude, dude, so well done, though.

People's shit on it, but that shit was really well done, man. I think, I think people, I think people, I think people are fucking, I don't understand. Okay, I'm a Transformers fan, all right? I grew up on that shit, like, hardcore. And the only criticism I had was like, Oh, show a little less humans. That's it. Because I was like, what else did you want from that fucking movie?

No, seriously. One and two, one and two were good, man. The first two of them were good movie. I enjoyed them. Like, after, yeah, I didn't care about the other ones. I didn't care about the other ones. I didn't like the ones with Sam with Wiki. I like those in Megan Fox, like, I remember when she's like by the car or something.

And I'm like, yeah. Like, there's a, I was like, yeah, that, that's a good scene. That's, I like that. Chris doesn't think Megan Fox is a choice. attractive for some reason, which is insane to me. That is, I understand her not, like, being your favorite or something, but if you don't find her attractive, I think that is strange. I just think she's very generic.

Like, she's a very generic looking person to me. That's what I think she's extremely ecstatically pleasing. I just think that, like, generic to me is, is like, there are people you see, and, like, that is an average-looking person. And then there's people that are, like, excedingly pleasing. No, but average is not, average is not necessarily generic to me, though, when I think about it. When I think about generic, I think about generic in the context of attractive people. You know what I mean?

Like as far as like, oh, this is a person that you would see in like a magazine cover in like Grant Thatth Otto. And it's like, okay. You know, it would be like if you told an AI, think of an attractive, like make an attractive woman. And it's like, yeah. I sure. I think that's the case because it's after her. Like that aesthetic became very popular with like very striking eyes and like sort of tan skin was. after her. Every girl after her

started looking like that. Because at the time, she was the only girl really looked like that for most people. She was really attractive. And I was like, oh, yeah, she's pretty attractive. But she's not like, like, when I think of average, I think of Selena Gomez. I think Selena Gomez is the most average person with a Hispanic like a color scheme. Yeah, average.

Like make this average person Hispanic. What's Zendaya, I think? Zendaya is not like some fucking phenomenal bombshell of like aesthetics. It's just, oh, she's cute and she's famous. Yeah. So, but like, when I see Megan, like, it's, to me, it's all about symmetry. It's all about, like, it's about, because that's really what, like, we value in a, and the, the most attractive people is like, wow, the, this, the, the, the, the, the, you know, the proportion. I don't know. I don't even think. I'm, I'm like, I like, I just, I like, I like distinct looking.

I like, I like distinct looking people to me, I think. And I know what you mean. For her, she just, I think for her, she just looks like... Honestly, there was a period in time, only through osmosis, that I even figure out how to tell her apart. But, like, if you stood Megan Fox in, like, a lineup of models,

I... There was a long period of time where, like, there was no fucking way I was going to be able to tell you who she was. And that's kind of, to me, what's bland and boring and not exciting about her. It's just like she... She would melt into the background

of every scene that she was in. to me. Because even even, because even, because even just like the way that they would

sexualize her in movies, just like this is the, this is exactly, this is generic the way they're doing this. It's like, I've seen this a million times

in like music videos and shit. Like she's leaning over the car with soap and it's like, all right, fucking, it works. It works. Yeah.

It works. It works. But like, I don't know. I just, I understand you, you need more. Like,

but like, like I find, like I find, I find, I find Zendaya more attractive than Megat Fox. Yeah, clearly because she's more distinct. Yes, I understand what you're saying, but it's just,

objectively, that's not true, though. You know, like, in a subjectivity, but if we're doing, like, say, a consensus of what attractive is. I feel like that's, I feel like that's, I feel like that's way too subjective. I feel like you can't say objectively. Well, like, when I'm saying, when we're doing a consensus of what attractiveness is,

then we're talking about objectivity. So, well, objectively, no one's attractive. Because a lot of people, a lot of people think Zendaya is, because she is objectively a very attractive. Right. You're not, you're not hearing what I just said, though. Like, said, if we're doing consensus. of what attractive is.

So when we're using a consensus, like this is what most people agree on. So we just kind of apply, we make objectivity applicable to that. And we don't mean literally every person because that is an impossibility. That is never going to happen. So objectivity has to mean something at some point

and we're using just consensus. And so it's like, all right. So would you say on an objective line, you think Megan Fox is more attractiveness than there? Yes, of course. Is what you're saying? I disagree entirely, actually. I in fact I in fact can wager I know people will disagree with you especially now

you're like you're not listening to anything that I'm saying it's like on a if we're talking about consensus if we're talking about the we take a poll of let's just say it was possible to take a poll of every male on earth the overwhelming majority of men are going to say Megan Fox is more attractive than Zendaya like this you're you're you're you're doing it from a subjective lens and because you're not understanding what what people find what is attractive. Like, I understand,

I understand what you're saying. Well, that's the whole point. I still disagree with you. You don't have to you. You personally disagreeing means nothing to this argument. You understand? I understand.

I get that, but you're, you're talking, you're talking to, you're talking to, like, staunch, like,

oh, I would say if we did this, because I think everything that makes Megan Foxe attractive just about Zendaya has, but she has, but she is a multi-ethical. person, which more people usually do just find attractive. So I'm nearly positive that people would probably say, especially in modern, especially

like, because maybe back when we were younger, that is insane. That is back when we were younger, back when we were younger, I can tell you would say Megan Fox. You know how I know that is so incorrect because there are so many, the standard of beauty in the beauty industry look like Megan Fox. That is the standard. Not not actually, not only. her anymore. That's not the fucking point. Do you hear what you're saying? Yes, there are more people that are catering to people that look like her because they're acknowledging that other women are very beautiful as well.

But there is a standard that you're not understanding that of what people look to. It's like say there's a standard of what people consider strong. There's a specific type of physiology that people will look to if you line up a group of people, they're going to pick the one. And that is literally all I'm talking about. That is all I'm saying. Correct. What I'm saying what I'm saying right now, right? Like if we take out like most of the highest working models in the currently world, right? The women that people are, that's their job is to be a beautiful, attractive people.

A lot of them are objectively mixed heritage, light colored hair, tall, thin women that look similar to Zendaya, literally. Yeah, what is your argument though? I don't understand what you're trying to do. So when it comes to the you saying, like, people would say, oh, attractiveness, people would say it's like Megan Fox. I think maybe at a period of time that we lived through, it might have been that. But I don't think it is that now. I think it is still that overwhelmingly. I heavily disagree.

If you look at- I heavily disagree. Dude, okay. So the, I think you're doing this from a subjective lens of people that you find attractive and who you're paying attention to. No, no, no. I think there, I find Megan Fox more attractive than Zendaya, because I remember Zendaya. because I remember Zendaya from Shake It Up

and I'm like, oh, that's still a kid. Well, that's not my exact attractive type. But I'm not sure where you're arguing from then. Because I'm just looking at, I look at, I look at like the modeling should I've watched. Like I watch modeling shows and I listen to people that are younger talk about the most beautiful women ever. And Dea has often put up there like the prettiest girls ever.

That is not evidence of that is anecdotal evidence of like a handful of people. It is anecdotal. It is anecdotal. The people who are still on the top of the industry who are considered the most beautiful. And look it, this can even be contributed to some other shit that I'm not even trying to get into. Like when you talk about white supremacy or whatever, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, no. And I agree with that as well.

But it's still just the standard. It's just like I try to give it. I try to give you an example of say when you talk about muscles and what people think. There's just a standard. That is not what. There's a lot of people. There's a lot of women out there that would prefer dad bods over like, say, that standard fucking jacked man. But that is not the fucking standard, the dad bod.

this because even though it's way more popular now you know it's just one of those things where it feels like a false perception like say how the say how the chuds are losing their minds thinking that everyone's trans now when it's like still fucking no percent of it's barely anybody in the population where it just feels like because they've heard more stories and now it's being covered more they think that there's some massive thing like matt walsh going on jo rogan's podcast and saying millions of kids are transitioning you're taking these hormone things and it was like under 5,000 and like five years.

years or something. He looked it. They looked it up right there too. He said that statement. They looked it up right there. He looked like a fucking idiot. He looked like a fucking idiot. He made a documentary and somehow didn't have any of that information.

I'm like, this nigga. Can we can we just savagely beat this guy? Like, please? Can we just like all come together as like a nation and just like, you know, you see the warriors. You see the warriors when they fucking, um, Like that dude, they, they, they said he shot Cyrus and the fucking, they just elbowed him to death.

They just fucking elbowed him to death. I was like, can we, can we, can we, I think we can all agree. All in all your statement, Derek, I do agree that I think that I would just say once upon the time, I think your statement was more like more Grong green set in stone. I don't think it's exactly as a powerful of a statement in the current age. It's probably not as powerful. I still think it's a standard. But even though I would say

I would say potentially That based on sheer popular Like global What we're if we're talking about like global right? Yeah that's what I'm thinking I would probably I wouldn't be surprised if Zendaya was more conventionally attractive to more people like almost overwhelmingly Now on the planet Specifically because Latin America exists south America exists

You know fucking I do feel like like even even in china and just India and like all these places where it's like I do think that there is probably like a bit more of a I feel like people generally majority wise would probably lean towards Zendaya today. Why is I think for a period of time for us we lived in a time where she was that girl, you know and I think now Zendaya's that girl. So why I think this is why I don't think that's like if you don't know who Zendaya is,

I don't think the average person's finding her attractive to be honest. I just don't think because I think like there's so many people. I think, I know, I know you, all right, well, we're going in circles. Well, we're not going. So we didn't even, we didn't even touch that. We didn't even touch that subject. But also, like, just to your, just. No, well, the subject of saying that if she wasn't famous, because one thing that, like, say, if I, if I literally found a girl on the street, they look like Zendaya with no makeup on.

And I'm like, hey, we think this, you'd be like, oh, man, she's cute. But you wouldn't be like, oh, man, she's fucking gorgeous. Yeah, you could do. Yeah, I know. Yeah, but that's most of these people. There's a lot of, I mean, that that is not, that is, I wouldn't say that's necessarily. true because I could bring it back to aesthetics with like say having these

what people call it in the symmetry like oh the the features on her face they're so aesthetically pleasing that's what people find this standard of beauty and like I said I didn't really want to get into it but it's just like say the white supremacists like stink on it that like most cultures around the world even brown people around the world

strive to be like light in their skin have thinner narrow noses this is what the standard of what they shoot for this is still a thing and like I said I didn't really want to talk about it, but I just, I just, from knowing that and what cultures strive for, all over the world, still to this day, with the exception of an ass, right? Because, like, Kim Kardashian kind of changed that. But what makes, this is what confuses me, right? Like, I understand what you're saying.

Yeah. I get it. You're right. But at the same time, African, like, black features, literally, like, someone that looks like her is what everyone strives to look like is the kind of facial features and the skin tone and the jaw features of Zendaya. Because for all ways, people have been copying like what black people that's why people think maybe people think Beyonce's beautiful Beyonce is appealing on a scale to every kind of person

because she combines the black and white traits of people I still think like I know what you're saying as far as like like I agree I'm not going to argue much more about it right I there's a lot of nuance in that conversation do I do agree with

no I don't I don't disagree with what you're saying that like that I because I think at some point that shit's going to completely come to an end I think it hasn't yet that's all I'm saying I just think it hasn't ended yet And just for the record Like I don't think I am

I like big noses for example Like I like ethnically looking women I like uh I dated this Greek woman with a giant schnaz I've dated people with wide you know what I'm saying Like I like feature but it's just At the end of the day I don't care If you're hot you're hot that's all it doesn't fucking matter It really doesn't matter it's like everybody

Like a lot of people are hot in their own ways That's why I'm not even trying to say like I don't think Zendaya is not hot. I just think that when we're talking about, you know, like the. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Whatever. No, whatever.

It's a productive conversation, I think, you know, fucking objectifying. I like critiquing women. It makes me happy. Why Jello wrote in? He says, not a question, but I audibly said, shut the fuck up Kingston when he tried to go into his,

I don't understand, haters thing. I don't, man. I think, I think hating someone is a crazy thing. I just, this liking is one thing, but like really, really hating someone is wild.

That guy probably doesn't love anybody or doesn't have anyone of him. That's why he probably said that. All right. That was his name, right? Oh, that was the, that was the, that was the, yeah, no, his, his, his name is Y Jello. Oh, he was Y, Jello. Okay, got you. Yeah, all right.

Now, uh, I'm sorry, but, uh, dig through the semen and burn through the, the, the women and slam in the back of my ass then come, Slob zombie. Slob, Zob, Zob. zombie. Not bad. It says what's up, correct, less correct, and more correct. First time I've subbed, but I've watched your guys' content for almost 10 years. It's crazy. Wow. I've barely given this money now.

Sorry, go ahead. Yeah, what the hell? Free loader. I've always behind on episodes and listen to the one where Derek was talking about the band death. And it was, and it was cool to hear about an obscure band that I know. I found them in a lot of music I listened to because of YouTube, Spotify, and the Spotify algorithms. It's weird knowing how most people in the in the past found their music through organic means, but now I almost exclusively find it through, uh,

what is this? Discover Weekly and similar recommended artists of what I listen to. Uh, hope to hear this read in a month or two. Well, here's the thing. I wanted to read this specifically because it's, good,

good concept, right? But there's no question. And it ended with, I hope to hear this read in a month or two as if there's like some kind of like, there's like a vague, passive aggressiveness there. Of course.

It's very slight. It's like 3%. But you got to, it's got to be questions. I threw you a bone here. Look, because it seemed like you really wanted to be read. But questions are typically important. What? If they asked us to comment on something, wouldn't that be acceptable?

I guess. Yeah. To be fair to you, he didn't also, there was no command either. Yeah, I guess, I guess to be, I don't know, like, it is strange. to me. But I don't know. I remember getting music organically. Like I remember people handing me CDs and stuff.

Like, so I remember that time. So this is not, it's not weird to me. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like,

he's a younger lad. I'm assuming. Yeah, I would have to assume. So like, so to get stuff like that recommended. I actually, I've thought about this just recently that I don't

discover music that much anymore because I don't really use the, I know there's like a radio feature on Spotify, like it'll do recommended artists, but the thing is the algorithm is so shit that it just keeps playing shit that I already know or things that I've already listened to recently. Like I'll use Spotify DJ every once in a while to see if it'll curate something cool. It's the same fucking shit every single time. It'd be like sometimes because and this is I and I notice artists deal have to deal with this and maybe you want to do a separate account, but you want to listen you listen to your shit on Spotify. You know it's post. on there you'll listen to it you're checking it out how's it sound on there it's good or cool and then all of a sudden they'll be like hey yo i'm d i'm the d i'm the dj fucking here's the one from derrick blackman i'm like are you fucking kidding like it doesn't know it it doesn't know it's me though yeah yeah that is fucking how's it going it's me you dj dude it literally sounds like

let me top you off yeah it does it really does it's like let me let me top you off with a little bit of derrick blackman literally it's like i get upset I'm like, I don't want to, who wants to hear their own music? It feels a little, I don't know, look, I don't know if it's weird to anybody else, but I do think it's a little bit weird that they gave this AI, like, a very slight black scent. Totally. I think it's a little bit, I think it's a little weird that it's like very clearly a black guy. Although I guess like, I guess they probably just use some guy's voice. Yeah, they introduced, that might just be, that's probably it, right?

It's based off a guy. Okay, that makes, that makes a lot more sense. I remember when I first heard it. I was like, did they just invent this, this, this, this, like, text to speech thing and made it black? That's hilarious. That's hilarious. I'm some random nigger. Let's get spinning.

Hey, how's it going? I couldn't help but notice you were listening to Carmel dancing. Here's Derek Black. Dude, it's, it's, I hate it. I hate it so much. Yeah, it's not very good. It's, it's the same thing over and over again. it's like all right we know what you listen to here's a little bit of rise against and it's like i'll listen to

rise against if i want to like i don't need i don't need you i don't need you to send me anything that this band is done bro i know it i think i know one of the playlist one of the segments by heart because it keeps giving it to me it's the same thing it's slip knot it is fucking a band called um and i'm not going to go through all of it doesn't matter but it's just like it's You know what's crazy? It's the same beats. My, my, my, my, my freaking radios go from like, it's like, like, trapped, like, New York music, like, gritty New York drug dealing music to, like, Mastodon, to like Marvin Gay, to like Eartha Kits. Dude, those, those sponge stuff like, ironically really good.

And I'm like, what the fuck, dude? Have you heard those? I'm trying to take a shower, have a mood and all this music. And I'm just like, I feel so many kinds of emotions. Don't know. Derek, you haven't, you haven't heard these? No, SpongeBob Traps songs? No. Yeah, so it's this guy. It's good.

It's a guy named Glorb, I think, is his name. But he does these, like, he does these, like, songs with, like, it's AI, but it's AI voice changers. So I'm, I let it slide because it's like, that's kind of like an impression. Whatever. Like, if there's voice changers, there's been voice changes forever. I'll let it slide because you're still writing this organically as a person. But, like, they're really well-produced songs from, like, the SpongeBob.

crew basically and like they they're each rapping and like sponge bob raps and squidward raps and sandy raps and there's one that's been like fucking nailed into my head uh where it's like uh i don't remember what it's called though i see trendsetter there's a lot of them out trendsetter's okay like there's there's one hold on i've had it stuck in my head for fucking ages uh to the bottom no it's i just pop the bean watch my eyes grow that one I don't remember what the fuck is. I don't remember. I don't know what it's called, though.

Is it Kilcan? There's so many of them. Why? There's so many. God, what is? There are so. There are so. The bottom two?

Yeah. No, no. It's the bottom two. Oh, it is? Yeah, the bottom two. Eight million views, man. What the fuck? Wait, really?

Oh, yeah, the bottom two. Yeah. Yeah, it's like really good. It's like, unironically, like a really well-produced song. And it's got like a good hook. It's weird. Because I'm just like, I have it on my Spotify like unironically because it's just like it just feels good to listen to.

But there's they're doing some weird shit over there. Most of them don't hit in my opinion. But like this one. This one did. That's crazy, man. Because this is like this is. I mean, I get it.

It's just like it's it's what I finally embraced right. The gay shit on my on my stuff and like they do numbers. Like if you. If you like lean into, so this is a great, this is a great medium to get into like, oh, let's do, now we have the AI to make it sound accurate. And now you just got to write a good hip hop track. And you'll kind of slap the voices on your set. So it's, it's pretty smart. It's pretty ingenious, really.

You make a lot of money doing this shit. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, they're making, they're making good. Yeah, it fucking millions, millions of views within this past year. It's crazy, man. Dude, yeah, it's, it's, they're really well produced. It really bothers me. It pissed me off when I first saw it because I was like, God damn it.

Why is this good? It's so good. I sometimes, that's, that's, that's the problem. I get to, I don't know, when things are too good, I kind of like, it's just a personal thing. I just kind of get checked out after a while because I'm like, man, fuck this. I just get like. Yeah. You don't like good things?

I mean, like, when it comes to shit like this, like when it comes to like a parody, or something that's supposed to be like fun. I feel like there's, when it's too good, there's a little bit of the charm. There's, it kind of, it's lost, just in my opinion.

Like, I like when it's just a little, like, when it's not part, like, well, I love the AI stuff when there was moments of it where it's like, it's just off because it's,

yeah, it's like imperfect. I know what you mean. Yeah, there's something charming about that where, it's like the president's playing, a kind of strike or something. Yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah. that was happening and there would be like these little hiccups or it's like that's not exactly Obama yeah it just made it just I don't know it made it a little nicer like when it when it's perfect I acknowledge I'm like that's amazing but I also feel like well I guess anybody can do this now kind of a thing I guess I don't know there's something right yeah yeah there's something about it that I just don't appreciate definitely I understand I get you with that yeah but shout out to glorb yeah yeah what is glorb anyway I don't know I always all right All right. Panicked Fembo, did we answer? I don't know, whatever. Panicked Femboy, I don't think it was a question. I think that's why there's nothing to say about it.

Because that was the music question, right? Was it? No. Were we still? Was it? I don't know. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're right. You're right. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. We spent, yeah. Okay. You're good, nigga. Yeah, all right. It says, Panic, Femboi, resins. This is hello psychotic,

misodynistic, and blind. Question today came from my road rage fantasies. You now have the ability to snap at people and make them combust with the force of one pound of Semtex. Assume zero mistake or misfire allowance. How would you use or abuse this newfound power? Rats. I would not use it at all.

I would not use that. Rats? I'd blow up rats. That's pretty cool. Oh, man. I would blow up rats. That's the start, dude. That's where you start.

You start rats, man. And then you're blowing up to schools. I would only go to deer, I think. I would do it to a deer for sure. I hate it. Especially if I'm driving and I see it running and I see it running. Can you can do it to like, can I do it to any pickup truck that has nuts on it? Can I do that?

That's crazy. I think I would do that one. I guess you can, yeah. It's a whole pickup truck blow. Yeah, just blow the picket truck. The one that had those hanging nuts from, like, any of those that they have the nuts on their truck, like, you're dead. You're so fucking gone, dude. I'm not using that shit at all.

I feel like if I use that shit. Because I'm going to start one place and I'm going to have a bad day. So it's not fucking. I'm like, I can end you in a heart. You know that? I can make you disappear. And they'll be like, where would figure you do this? And then it's just a burnt person in front of me.

And I'm like, look what I've done. I've started it. And then if I'm going to go crazy. Yeah, it's like heroin, right? You're just, now you're like, exactly. You were getting addicted to blowing people up. You can definitely get addicted to that.

Totally. You can't just have one dude. That's just like Prangles, man. You can't just have one. You start fucking everybody else. You can't eat one goldfish. You can't eat one. You need at least a handful of them.

That's true. I think more after that. That's even more true for the goldfish for sure. Like, you can't, who the fucking? What psychotic person just opens up the bag and just takes out one? It rolls it back up. Mmm. Delicious.

I think I would beat that person to death if I saw them do that. I wouldn't touch them. I wouldn't touch them. I wouldn't touch on my bare hands. You don't deserve me alive. It might infect me. They might infect me. Oh, God. Oh, my, no, I'm not going to say that.

That's crazy. That's going to sound like a terrorist thing. But, yeah, next question. Next question. I don't want to. All right. We got one more. What's up, Smash Mary Kill,

in order of appearance on the video version of the podcast. My job recently stopped allowing headphones, so I've been spending too much of my time pondering in silence. My question is, how long do you think you could last without music before wanting to eat somebody else like a zombie? Tootoo. Oh. Music, like all together.

I need music. I need music. I need it specifically for working out. That is silent working out to me is so weird. Oh, it's psychotic. Silent cardio is insane. If you can do silent cardio, you're a psychopath. You're a psychopath, or you have a psychopath, or you have a imagination that is evil.

I have an insane imagination. Like a child's imagination. I've imagined bright light so bright. I hurt my eyes in my imagination. Okay. I'm going to let you have that one. It sounds, it's more stupid than you think.

That's like when you got so sick, you were steaming, right? Like I was closed my eyes. I was like, imagine bright light. And I kept imagining bright light. And I was like, ah, and I opened my eyes because it was too bright, imagining bright light. Exactly. No, I think that's schizophrenia, but

I'm glad you acknowledge this. I think, but I don't want to, I don't want to think, I don't go back there. I know it's probably there. It's probably the seeds already been planted. I just got a way to it takes folk hold. I know whatever. We don't got time for that.

That's fair. That's fair. I know the mind's powerful. I once, I listened to a meditation thing. It was in 2012. I remember I was sleeping on my, On a couch.

I was crashing on this couch. And I was listening to this meditation thing. And I was trying to see, is it possible to bust without touching yourself? I feel like I almost got there, dude. But only that one time. I never got there. But like, I feel like with the right training. So maybe it is possible for you to like, you hurt your eyes or some shit.

Because like I was like, I got close, man. I was, I was trying. Because I've always, what a trick would that be though, right? Wouldn't that be? Because you would be like. Just one second. All right, let's go I would start wearing these pants that had a

Like that would sew like a condom on the on the outside of them To where I can tie my penis out Like it's still shielded And then it's like, hey, you guys check this out You know, they just get it hard real quick And then you know, like I think We get people used to nudity Because I think it's kind of bullshit that people get so

They're so afraid of genitals So I think what I'm I don't even remember what we were supposed to Derek, I don't know how It went from me, me imagining so hard I've blinded my, almost blinded myself to you busing and having your dick out. Like, I, I heard that conversation do this. Music.

Music. Yeah, yeah, yeah. First of all, dude, fuck that job that you have that where they're like, oh, no more headphones. So what you need to do is grow your, if you can grow hair, grow your fucking hair out, and then you can have the, you know, the wireless earbuds and they won't fucking know. Yeah, because that is completely fucking unacceptable where you used to be able to have it and now no. To me, it's like, okay, if they never had it fine, because then you would never miss it, right?

But the fact that they took it away, I'm like, nah, dude, we're rioting. That's torture, man. You take over the boss and you become the boss. Mutiny. You become a fucking pirate and you take over the place. Dude, dress up like a pirate. Go to your office or wherever you work. Dress up like a pirate.

and and fucking rally your fucking office, your mates and then take over. Blunderbust him. Put a blunderbuss on his fucking teeth. Put the keys from your fucking keyboard in that shit and then just blow his face off. That should be so crazy. Just smelts and fucking hot.

fucking keys at your face Ah Sell his letters in his fucking face Ar, this is my fucking office now You pick him up

and throw him off the fucking highest manister in a place You make him walk the deck Into the street Into the highway Yeah they throw him

Busy highway He's going to hit like 30 times Yeah, what a way to go. You know what, man. What was the question? I don't know. Imagining a world without music or something, some shit like that.

Oh, my God. That is so fucking insane. That's exactly what would happen if there was no music. That scenario right there would be a reality. I imagine the world going crazy. Oh, my. It would probably take me like a week because all I would do is listen to podcasts. And then after a while, I'd like, all right, I can't do this anymore.

I need something. I need rhythm. I need stuff. Ew, everybody would be humming and shit. And then I would really drive me crazy. Then I would really start killing people. You don't like humming? I don't mind humming.

But like usually people that have just, they just have no, you know, they're not, they don't have any type of, they're not musically inclined at all. They'll be kind of just. Yeah, I hum. And I'm not basically I'm a hummer. And I'm like, what the hell are you humming? You're just mumbling noise.

You're just doing noise and it's upsetting. People will start mumbling, people will start mumbling more. That, that, like, I have, there's a piece of my subconscious brain

that is so mad right now. That's just like, that would fucking, if people were actually doing that, Damn People would get assault People get hounded like zombies I would be devour

I'd be in jail fast Like I would I would snap I would just get really sad I think music is such an important thing For it just make me like it makes me happy I need it to like reset myself Right With that I just get really depressed

Right I just heard a song that I haven't heard in so long Do you remember Beautiful Life by Ace of Bass? Yeah It's a beautiful life Oh I haven't heard that song since I can't even remember, but it was wherever I was today. I was in some store and I was like, holy shit.

I completely forgot that that was even a song and it just kind of brought back a lot of memories. It was fun. Ace of bass. Wasn't that that guy who did that? Wasn't it? They did something strange, didn't they? Probably. Ace of bass.

Let me see what is. Ace of my dick. Oh, maybe not. Maybe I'm thinking it's something. else. The base of my penis. Yeah. Yeah, I'll be a European as fuck.

Yeah, yeah, Swedish. I was like, they look so European. All right. Credits? Yes. Oh, shit, yeah. All right. Let's read them out.

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I don't fucking understand what people are going through. I think these are weak people with weak bouts. I've definitely used Taco Bung got stomach aches before, but like, I've definitely, I've never had, I've, I've never even had the association. ever. It was just like, it was just like normal fast food to me. My stomach hurts more after having McDonald's. Eating fast food in general at late times

will make my stomach hurt in general, no matter what it is. Fast food past like 8 o'clock, I'll get my stomach ate. The only time I felt bad is when their food was, obviously something was wrong with it. Like I ate I'll play a loco and someone was wrong with their chicken one time

and it fucked me up. But besides that. For something to be wrong with. Yeah. But besides that, I just feel like, I feel like just weak bowels, man. I think some people just don't have

they talk about that shit and I think it's like the beans or something they can't handle them or something I don't know people people got a fucking hydrate or something or get me fine I don't know what the fuck's wrong with it literally never once was like oh Taco Bell I have the shit oh Chipoli I'm like we're talking about literally never not once

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