The Snark Tank - #217: Give me TikTok or Give Me Death

Episode Date: March 22, 2024

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It's like, Chris, they can't respond. No, you don't understand. You don't get it. I would feel it. I would know if they did or not. They want to talk to me, I think. So talk to me. Please, I'm here.

Listen. TikTok is being banned, I think. Is that real? Not necessarily. Let me explain to you what's happened. Okay, so what happened is it made it to a from my mentioning it was the Senate. And it got more votes than I think anything has in like the last maybe century.

But votes for what? What exactly are they proposed? It was like 81. House of Representatives. The House of Representatives, the thing was. And it was 81 votes. That has not happened on anything in a very, very long time. So people are like, huh?

People are like, what? You know what is confusing. What is confusing is the amount of Democrats that supported this bill because... I guess that's confusing. What's confusing about it is because the reasons why the Republicans want, want this. They want this because TikTok is majorly helping Biden. The liberal party. Okay. And it's also, yeah, just the left in general. And it's also helping with the, you know, kind of the, you know, pushback against the Zionist rhetoric that's trying to, you know, that's like mainstay in the mainstream, like, or legacy media. So they just kind of want to put that shit to bed. So the crafty way of it of not banning free speech, right? is by saying this is connected to, you know, the CCP and it's dangerous.

And so we're going to force China to sell it or it's going to be banned in the United States. So that's the way that they're playing it. And so China and obviously all the people like the head that dude that's from, where is it from Singapore? Singapore that got it there blatantly racist too. A lot. Of course. I mean, why would they be?

They think all Asian people are the same. They don't know that there's, they think there's a China and a Japan. They don't know that there's anything else. And they're like, Singapore. Was that your name? What is that? Stop saying that. That's out of pocket.

Stop. That's out of pocket. Yeah. But you know what you're true, though. Is that your name? It's like, Singapore. I don't care about your stupid name. I care about the, the communism in the TikToks and shit.

Singapore is this nigga crazy? What's so stupid about TikTok is that it is 98% fucking 14 year olds dancing. That is what TikTok is. Like to an insane degree. The other 2% is just like everything else. It is wild how much of it is just people dancing. Yeah. Like to act like it is anything else other than that as far as like what it is

majority, just like when you think about Facebook, Facebook is majority fucking Gen Xers fumbling through media and thinking that they hit the gold, like the gold, like the jackpot. They're like on. This is the real, this is the real news. and it's just some fucking dumbass that fucking literally is missing his eyes and he's fucking like selling some creams to you or some shit

and it's like it's fucking crazy I'm just okay I'm sorry I'm not gonna laugh too much because that is just ridiculous he's missing his eyes yeah I thought about for a second that is insane

shit He has two fucking eyepatches He's double He's dual wielding eye patches That's crazy And he's telling you like it is This fucking asshole is gonna be like What

Just get him sewn shut Just get him fucking melted shut Like I didn't have two eyepatch Because it looks cool You wouldn't get it Chris He's also got two parents and shit And then he's like Yeah Joe Rogan invited me on the show

I'm gonna be on I'm actually for the first time in history, I'm going to be a co-host of the Joe Rogan podcast. The first one ever, dude. This guy just makes a lot of sense, Jamie. I mean, I never really thought. He's blind. Jamie. I never really thought about the moon.

The moon actually being a golf ball. That's why I look so small. It's not, it's not, the moon's not real. I saw you going ham on him last night, dog. I saw you going ape shit on Joe Rogan. last time. I can't... Dude. It's like somebody that you, everybody has this at a certain point

where they have somebody that they actually respect, someone that they actually look up to or whatever. Because what he used to do, I felt was very valuable and used to be very reasonable and very also, like, just in reality about things. And now

it doesn't make sense for him to grift because his money's coming from Spotify, which Spotify would pay him a shit a load of money regardless. Just like there's sports podcast out there that get almost just as much as Joe Rogan. And so him grifting to the right doesn't make sense for him to do it. So he's genuinely just got infected by this weird, woke culture war thing. And he's lost his fucking mind to the point where he sounds like Fox News.

He literally sounds like Fox News where I posted that thing where he was shitting on Biden saying, oh, did you hear what he said about the Civil War in the airports? If anybody says that they should be removed from their job, like any job, any position. Then they find out that, right, Trump said it, and Biden was quoting Trump. And then he's just like, oh, well, Trump's just fucked up. That's all you had to say. Didn't say remove fucking Trump's bitch ass, like Trump's unfixed. Oh, you're fucked up.

That's who he is now. It's pretty obvious, like, hackery. It bothers me because I think. Partisan is not an idiot. I don't think he's a dumb person. He seems like he is now. That's the thing. I think the nature is that a lot of people from VR.

the comedians, right? I think a lot of them, they are at a point right now where comedy is at a very weird place where the world is changing, but I feel like the comedic nature of a lot of people are not properly ready to change with it at times.

Which feels very strange because I think the world, I think the world is changing, not so much comedy, the world is changing, you know. There's a lot more going on. There's a lot more, marginalized groups out there

than there were ever previously. And I feel like comedians, all of the older ones, like when we were younger comedians, all of them are just kind of jackasses about the nature of just all of it. They're all kind of just like, I don't like this.

I can't say what I want to say, but it's like, dude, that's been the nature of the world. The world changes, you know? Once upon the time, we can go up on stage and call a black person and inward on stage and get laughs.

I'm making a bunch of N words. Like, that was comedy. I've listened to 1950s comedy. It's wild. It's funny. It's funny because it's wild. And it's just like, it changes,

you know? It's, it does change. And you're right about that there are these major changes. But the stuff that they're typically talking about, they're all lying. Because they can still say everything. And what we've learned over the past few years.

I agree. I agree, Derek. I think you're 100% right. I'm sorry to interrupt you. You're right. But what happens is that now it's not fucking. it's funny anymore. Because now it's just like,

you could have done a better job than that. It is to their audience that they catered to. They still think it's funny. Yeah. It's just that I don't understand. I've talked about this before, but I don't, I don't like the idea that like people are like, oh man,

they're doing like their seventh comedy special where they talk about how they can't say any of the, any of the things that they're saying. But it's like you're doing it. You're still doing it. You're not, it's not like you're shouting the N-word into the crowd at random people are like,

pulling Kramer's. You're not, glorious. You're not doing anything like you're just doing, you're doing basic edgy stuff that some people outside of the audience when it gets to those people's eyes or whatever and gets to those people's ears, they don't like it. And then you're mad that they don't like it.

But they're not your target audience anyway. Why do you care if they like it? It's very, I don't know. I don't, I don't, it's cheap. Joe Rogan still follows me. I wonder if I get. Oh, he does? If I, if I started my old account,

I would have messaged them along. Dude, do me a favor. Do me a favor. I know he remembers me. Like, I've had multiple interactions with him. Now, at this point, you probably- Just be like, hey, remember me? Hey, Derek has beef with you.

Get him back on the podcast. And then I want to dress up. I want to dress up exactly like Joe Rogan. I'm going to get a bald cap on and stuff. That is so unnecessary. I want to be like, I want to get, I want to just do exactly like him and just be, you know, and just see what he thinks of it and see if you should really shave your head though is what you should do I mean I would I've actually I've thought about it because I don't do anything special with my hair and I think why do I have hair if I especially if I usually wear a hat.

I mostly wear a hat and I'm like why are I even why am I doing anything with my hair at all? So I have thought about buzzing it off again. So yeah just shave it straight up bald clean and do a Joe Rogan thing. But I have been trying to get a hold of him and I just he doesn't check. his social media is anymore because for an obvious reason, the amount of people that started shitting on him because if you go back

post pandemic, he still would check his social media. Now his whole narrative is, oh, you can't look at any of that stuff. And I'm like, oh, I wonder why dipshit. Anyone who fucking just never looks at their social media at all, it's usually there's a fucking very specific reason. You're making

shit that's upsetting a lot of people and you don't want to sift through it to find the good shit. And so, like, I'll have moments where I say something. Like, for example, if I do talk shit about Joe Rogan, I know it's going to be half and half. It's going to be people that are like, oh, they agree. And then there's going to be the people that shirts up Joe Rogan or they see the trends or

whatever, and they're going to find that post and start saying shit like that has no basis in reality. Like, they act like, I was like, how do you watch Joe Rogan and not agree with what I'm saying? It's, I'm even, I'm saying he's a complete rideoid now. And aren't, wouldn't you be like, yes, and I love it? when you just isn't that what you're supposed to say it's just supposed to be like yeah it fucking rules

everything he says I love shut up and I'm like yeah fair enough that yeah I yeah solid counter argument solid count argument but he's he's fucking he's still liberal or something I guess some bullshit that's crazy to think

but so uh so yeah TikTok's probably gonna be TikTok is gone yeah I don't know it's gonna TikTok's gone today yeah it's true yeah it's Yeah, don't check it. Don't even look.

TikTok got thick cocked, man. Got thick cocked. It's really sad. If you look, it's just a Chinese calligraphy. Um, where the app used to be. That's all it is. Like, it's just something. It's just a, it's just a, um, it's just a Chinese caliphany.

What the hell is that nigga's name? Uh, is Ji-Zing P? Is that right? I don't know if that's right. J-jong-Pin, whatever his name is? I don't think it's my single favorite human on the planet. This sounds, man, this is. sounds racist, but it's like, it's not. It's literally, I'm like, I'm trying to pronounce

his name. It's like trying to pronounce anybody else's name, but it has, it has, it has, racist, but it's not. It has the intonations of what people say when they make fun of, like, Asian languages. So, but I'm like, but his name is actually, let me, let me see if I can, uh, no, but he's actually, Zhang ping, like actually, no. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, Xi Jinping, okay, that was close. That's, it's, insanely close. It's close. It's close. It's I pretty much got one letter wrong. I said, Ziji P. Normally I'm being racist, but like actually it's close.

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There we go. Bing Chilling. I'm actually kind of disappointed. When's the last time John Sina started simping for the CCP? Like, it's been like... He did it one time. He had a lot of money on the line. He did it one time.

Everybody won't leave him alone about it. Because it was crazy. He did it one single time. You apologize for acknowledging that Taiwan. is a country. Bro, you know how they get about that, though. Like, especially Taiwan. You got to see it.

You know how they get about that? I'm not even defending China, but you know how they get about that. You got to get about Taiwan in particular. You got to cuddle them a little bit. Otherwise, we'll throw a tantrum. They'll fucking flip out. They'll run over a guy with a tank again. It's a whole thing.

They get upset with that. That is wild. One of my best friends of Taiwanese. And literally, like, they get really upset about that. They don't like it Who wouldn't be Who would yeah It's I don't know

It's fucking weird I think it's the same It's in the same vein As like Putin being like Oh all these countries All these sovereign countries No it's still ours That's still ours

It's technically mine Yeah like what do you mean Like those are our countries And as of right now I'm actually trying to take One of my parts of my country back And it's taking way longer than I thought That's mine

That's mine That's mine Stop touching that People are like children man so I saw this um man I saw this interview with uh one of because hey the the Halo season two show is going on right yeah it's right now it's like they're about to air like the last episode I think next week or something I saw this interview that really fucking blew my mind because it's like the the head of some kiki wolf kill I recognize that name from

a long time ago she was like head of three four three or something a while ago she's giving an interview about like you know how it's like Oh, man, it's really important that we see the dichotomy between John and the Master Chief and his relationship to the Master Chief as an alter ego. And it's like, it's not an alter ego, but cool. It's very, very sick. Yeah, it's, it's him. How much is it hurt? It is wild.

It's literally him in his fucking armor. You know what it's crazy? It doesn't. It doesn't even anymore. I've just like, I've just really, it's kind of like, like, I'm watching, like I'm watching. It's almost like I'm watching. It's almost like I'm watching a minion get hit by cars on a freeway over and over again, where it's just like I'm not angry about it.

I'm just baffled at what I'm seeing. And baffled that this situation even is happening in the first place. That's crazy. There's a lot. Yeah, I just, I don't know. It's like, it's like she's watching the mask fucking Jim Carrey. Yeah. Like, what are you fucking?

This is in Spider-Man. This is in Spider-Man. This is, and that would be like, it was like, that would be like making a movie about Joe Biden grappling with his alter ego as the president. Like there's no There's no alter ego That's the same person

That's his fucking title It's just this goddamn title There's no there's no John John is a person There's no John There is one defense that I think This is fair Now because it is a series

There is downtime It's not like John It's not like The Master Chief Is in his fucking armor At all times obviously Right right Right so like Yeah

There's, I, I've accepted that there's going to be times where like, even him getting, if you're watching the show at all, this isn't a spoiler, but him getting caught in a fight with his armor off, I'm like, that literally could happen. It's just like watching any war movie, there's times where people get flanked or anything get caught by surprise or anything, ambush. And so, I'm like, okay, fine. But her saying that, like, as if this is a different person because his armor's not on. Yeah. The frustrating, stupid. The thing is this, right? What happened is she's trying, she's trying to talk superhero about a character that isn't like that.

It's not Batman. It's not Tony Stark. This niggas is a soldier. It's Spider-Man. You know who Master of is? He's Thor, literally. Like, that's, that is what he is. He's more on a job than Thor is most of the time.

No, but that's what I'm saying, what I'm saying is like, Thor is Thor. Thor isn't like, oh, right. He's from a mantel. Wesley. Wesley. He's not like Wesley in the daytime. Also, Mjolnar. But there's...

Yeah, okay, you're right. It's just... I don't know. It's just so silly. It just kind of blows my mind that people got to the point where they're in charge of these things that they don't fundamentally understand. Because I've been watching the show because I've been making this video for fucking years. I've been writing this video. And the season two's out and I was like, I might as well just put season two in there.

So I'm like taking notes constantly. And it's just it blows my mind how often they... do something where it's like, ooh, okay, cool. And then they immediately, they immediately make it worse. Every episode, there's like one thing that's like, okay, good. And then they just rape it. It's like for no reason. It's crazy.

Yeah, I've, the way that I, so I've watched four episodes and the way that I've watched it, I was playing a Dragon's Dogma in between. And essentially what would happen is I'm focused on Dragons Dogma and then a fight would happen and then I would watch that and I'd make that's a cool scene and then I would immediately turn away from it again and then like so right you guys are shitting on this so crazy I haven't watched season two season one I actually I can't deny there are part to season one I enjoyed because simply because I'm like this isn't halo anymore right that's what the thing is this decent you know but that's what I'm saying it's like it's not what makes it worse is that it's

not a terrible show. What makes it worse is that it's disappointing. Because there are parts of it where I feel like they understand how to make a decent show and then they rape it. Like, willingly. Like, for no reason. Like, for no reason they're like, hey, here's a little Asian girl that has nothing to do with anything. Yeah, I thought.

Just throw her in there. It's not like we have, like, a sea of characters that could be this person or, like, we could... Because I don't know, like, I'm not even against them changing a bunch of shit. Like, you could change, like, timelines or, like, change, like, how people get certain places, whatever. But, like, why... invent random. Why is there a...

Thank you. Why is there a human with the covenant just chilling? It's so stupid. I don't know. Whatever. I'll have a seven-hour video about it out at some time in the next several months. You really should make a video that long. Yeah, you gotta make it longer than everything. It won't be seven hours.

It won't be seven hours. What's that guy's name? Clinton? Clinton? Clinton reviews? Yeah, you got to make it. The longest, the longest I would want to make it is like an hour. I would never want to make it longer than an hour. That's not. That's not algorithm friendly, sir. You got to make it a Not anymore.

One hour and one second. At least. Nah, dude, two hours. If you two hour it, bro, it's over. You got the, you got the best video ever. Because then, like, somebody will probably visit the video about three to four times on average. And, I mean, it massively increases your views, obviously. But it's just like, who the fuck?

I don't know how people do it, to be honest. I just don't know. I don't have ADHD or anything like that. But still, there's only so much time I want to spend on any project. where I'm like, fuck this. This is not worth my time. And I don't know. I don't know.

It's, I guess if you do it, like, say how you're doing it incrementally over a span of time, then say how people a lot of times will just cram it and then they'll have editors and then they just kind of just shitting things out constantly. But I don't know, man. It's true. It works, though. It does. I mean, it does work.

It, people are some very successful people doing it, you know, good for them. But yeah, that, uh, it, I understand the disappointment with, uh, with, with, with Halo because of the series because it's not just dog shit because if it was just dog shit it would have been fun to watch it would have watching that Resident Evil series.

I would have, yeah, I would have preferred that it just sucked. With Blade, with Blade, because like, that shit was like, we were just talking shit about the whole time

and then like my eyes lit up when I saw Blade Wesker, Blesker, I guess. And I was like, oh my God. I was so excited and they canceled it, man. I was,

that finally I was like, dude, this series is gonna fucking rule if they're gonna focus on Blesker like a lot. It made it so funny is that I was watching it at my house and then Chris was staying over. He was like staying over from New York. And it was so funny because he walked in.

He was like, is that Wesker? It was like, no. Because it. Yes. It is. We actually literally is just blade. Everyone fucking everyone. I think everybody had that moment when they saw that they're like, oh, wait a minute.

Blade is, played is black Wesker and Wesker is white plane. It's white played. Everyone's waned unanimous at the same time It's like what I want that I make a series I want that I make a series called White Lane where they meet Where they meet each other

And you're like But yeah like So one example Of this This whole thing About how this show just drops the ball And then we'll move on Because we got a lot of questions

to actually get to But like I just thought this was fascinating It's like a perfect example And I'm gonna probably highlight in the video Where there's this whole thing where they're training the next generation of like Spartan 3s to go infiltrate a ship and like basically plug this USB spike into like the main ship and then presumably to like,

I don't know, disable the ship or whatever. And that's like kind of what you're led to believe. It's like, okay, we're going to have Spartan teams to go in and disable ships. And they're like really difficult missions, basically suicide missions or whatever, but it will be worth it to disable the ships or whatever. And you find out that what it does is these are like straight up suicide missions where they plug the thing in and what it does is it overloads the reactor or whatever and basically blows fucking everything up.

So they're sending these people to die, basically. Yeah. And it's like, that's cool. That's sick. That's like exactly something that only that the military in this universe would do. That's perfect. In general, actually. And then they ruin it because they're like, the guy accuracy or he goes in it.

He's like, all right, run simulations because he doesn't know what it does. And then it, so it explodes the ship, it explodes the ship. And then it's like, expand simulation star system. Success starts with your drive. American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion,

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Like, that's how big the explosion is, is that it would destroy an entire solar system. What is that shit made out of, dude? So that's what I'm saying. It's like, why do you even need a halo at that point? If you could just, if you could just, if you're the aliens, you could just autopilot a ship into human space. And let it go. And just overload it and then destroy it. You don't need a halo at all.

This was the, uh, this was the moment where you, you could, uh, um, the, in, what was it? the Last Jedi. Oh, it's the whole light speed to ships? Yeah. The whole lot of it was that moment. That was that moment where it's like, oh, what is the point of anything now? What is the point of anything? You don't, you, and the whole thing was like, yeah, she wants to, she wants to send these these Spartans and to blow up the ship. So like that way it destroys our fleet and their

fleet and the halo. So nobody gets the halo. It's like, that can destroy the halo now? What do you, what is? It's just, I don't know. I don't know, man. It's, it's just, because it was fine where it was. It was, oh, okay, it'll destroy like a bunch of ships, like a crazy big explosion. Awesome. That makes perfect sense. But then you just like overpowered for no reason to the point where it's just like, well, yeah, no.

Yeah, blow up the, like, yeah, do it. Like, why do you need to capture it? Yeah, you don't need a waste to destroy it. Yeah, I don't know. It's, it's just, it's very aggravating. It's like, they just don't know the series that they're writing about. And it's what makes me so. it makes people like me

that spend my whole childhood reading about these things and I'm like, oh, this is really cool if people just come and take it and the shit on it, you know? Yeah. Yeah, it's fine. I guess it comes down to, you know, normie's people who aren't that into anything

because it's a logic thing, right? That they'll just kind of completely overlook it and it's just a cool series nonetheless. And that's probably what they're just gunning for instead of, oh, this doesn't make sense. Like, who gives a fuck? You know, the average person that we're trying to capture is not going to think twice about that.

That's true, yeah. They just run with it. And that's frustrating for people who love war films, science fiction, anything. I'm just a stupid fucking bitch. I think that's what it is. I don't know how, uh,

that's what it boils down. So I'm just fucking stupid. How is season two being received? I need to be stupid and I can enjoy things better. That's basically what needs to be like, just be like complete dummy you'll be you'll be good yeah halo season two has a 94% on rotten tomatoes yeah that's uh it's interesting but people that's interesting speaking of that this website where i watch a lot of stuff um uh it it was a nine point something out of it was like

at least 15 000 votes i think for i just found this out the walking dead is on again but it's um it's the thing that happened post like where oh Rick the whole thing that happened post Walking Dead it's like it's a continuation It's still the Walking Dead but like between Mishon and Rick or whatever I had no fucking idea

I didn't see one anything of I've seen nobody talk about this I've seen no trends but it's on and then a lot of it's it was extremely high voted and I was like there's no way there's no way and then so of course I got curious and I watched a couple episodes.

And the first episode, I was so upset. I was so mad. Spoilers. I don't think anybody's going to fucking see this. But like, Rick is kind of being kept somewhere, right? He can't escape. He tries. And this is how he actually loses his hand because he lost his hand in the comics.

So this is how he loses his hand now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You fucking. But so this guy that like got him into the army or whatever who's, kind of keeping him or whatever. There's a moment where Rick could easily kill him

in which he, the desperate Rick that desperately tried to escape who cut his own hand off to try to escape because he was in shackles doesn't kill the guy when he has the chance and then gets subdued and then the other. It's so, it's one of those things where you get to a moment

or like, this doesn't make sense. You're just writing shit so lazy to further the plot. And it just made me so mad that like, how do people watch this shit? Like, there's so many different ways. as you can do that scene where it's like Rick was going to try to kill him, but he's immediately subdued or something, where at least it's believable.

But you had him dead to rights. And then at some point, he's not dead to rights. It was like when Michone, the same thing happened, she had the governor dead to rights and then somehow... He just didn't kill him. Yeah. And it's like, it makes me, I'm like, how... I can't enjoy this shit because you do dumb shit like this, man.

But I guess it goes back to what I was saying about Halo. Just people aren't going to think twice about that. I guess. Dumbies. Yeah. Stupid assholes that fucking. that fucking that are buying fucking elixirs from the blinded man on Facebook. Like there's...

But they also don't know. I think it's because they don't have the context, you know what I mean? It's like if you don't know that these characters don't exist, if you don't know that these characters aren't real, they're just made up for the show, you're probably thinking like, oh, these are from the game. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wonder if my dad thinks Kwan is in the game.

Is in the game. That's a good, that's an interesting. Yeah, he must. Oh, really? That's crazy. That's interesting. Why wouldn't he? That is very true.

You think your dad even cares, though? Like, really? I don't think why do you care? I don't think my dad cares necessarily. I think my dad cares necessarily because he doesn't care about fiction in that way. Like, he doesn't care about, you know. He loves Superman, but he doesn't. Success starts with your drive.

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I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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That's the thing. It's a simpler life to just try to enjoy things. I used to be the kind of guy where I could just enjoy stuff. But what happens Everything I enjoyed became so popular That I didn't have a All I hear is people saying wild shit about things I love And I'm like that's not

What happens That's not what these years of fucking novels And writings and people And just like literal things you could look at You know, it's like somebody loves science, right? And somebody's being like, yeah dude Oxygen has four valence electrons And it's like

No, it fucking doesn't. It has more than that. And then they become, and they just hear that over and over again. It's like wrong shit about stuff they know is not that. They have, there's books telling you like, yo, that's not how that works. But this motherfucker's got to hear it every day, people just being wrong about something he's loved for years, you know? That's what I feel like my life has become. Are you referring to something specific, though, when you're talking about that?

Well, because it's like the idea of like a scientist. Okay, I was just an example. Okay, no, no, no problem. I was just thinking, like, if you were actually, like, referring to something specific, but yeah, that's just, um, yeah, no, it's, it's, uh, it, you know, what are you going to do about it? It's, uh, yeah, it is what it is. It is what it is.

You could. You definitely good, man. You got to stop trying to just kill yourself. Sometimes when I'm really tired, I'm like, you know, you know, you just like, just when you're really tired. I would do it, but I'm too scared, you know. That's the thing. It's like, I'm too pussy.

I don't know what's going to happen next. I'm not, I'm not confident enough to go on with it. Damn hell is real. I have 14 of the same, I have 14 of the same note, but at the end of it, I blame a different person.

That's crazy. I like that. So then on the day, I decided to do it, I'll file style cycle things. Like, yeah, this guy.

Yeah, it's Jeffrey's fault today. Yeah. Put it in a meal. Can you fucking imagine? The, like, the degree of psychosis,

that that would have to that would have to be manifesting for somebody to have a multitude of the same suicide note with like slightly different people being blamed but for the same thing

they have a filing cabinet for them a filing cabinet full full you pull it on you're like yo he blames every American at least once every single American

get blamed at least one time All right Let's get into questions Thanks for making me kill myself Bradshaw Jewish sopranos Be like Shabbada Bing Shabbatababing I don't think I'm

I feel like that's so disrespectful I was like a Bada Bing Yeah but I don't know what Oh Shabbat I okay I see what you're saying What does that mean? I don't know but I've heard it before I don't know something like

I'm not even gonna go there I'm glad to stop yourself I felt it all right It's literally It's literally the day of breath It's just the Sabbath Oh okay That's good

He says hello snark tards Is there any place Is there any piece of media You've indulged in That's permanently warped your sense of humor For the worse or better Personally I've listened to a lot of Comtown and now I'm damaged

Beyond Repair Mm Mm Um Damaged beyond I mean I'm not damaged beyond repair For I'm listening to Comtown

Because all I thought was Oh this is my sense of humor to it's to a T it is a I know sometimes people say like I think there's two different versions of when people talk about mirror image

because some people think about like a reverse so almost a direct opposite but some people think it's just you looking back at yourself so a direct reflection so I think it depends on your interpretation of when you're using it but I like to say like a mirror image is in that scenario I'm like this is exactly

this is the exact complete just stupid friends saying the most absurd things about gay shit normally and then bullying the one guy like sometimes there's always a friend that you like to shit on because he's an easy

punching bag and hopefully he goes along and then rarely he defends himself and it kind of becomes fun and I'm like this is everything that I grew up with so but I understand if you're kind of like a normie and you start listening to Come Town or something or even this podcast

and then your your sense of humor might be warped by you know, yeah, it's we're grown men saying things that 13 year olds say, you know, so it's like, yeah, it's funny though. It's funny. It's funny.

Dump shit's never not going to be funny. I don't give a, I don't, like, the idea of you're supposed to, your humor is supposed to grow up as you age, I just think that's fucking horseshit. That would be like, what about everything else? About the music that I listen to and what about the funny? No, that's true, though.

It does, it's just a matter of like how much it happens. I think I just gained more perspectives. Because you don't still laugh at jingling keys, do you, Derek? Like, you don't, like somebody's not going to jingle keys if it's going to bust you up laughing. I don't know if that's funny. I just feel like that is a, you know, babies have limited emotions to, uh, to expose a ways to express just joy. And that's the excitement. And it's not necessarily like, oh, this is a joke.

This was funny. Right. But there's no way that like five year old you, five, I'm not, let's not even take baby like there's no way five year old you and adult you will find all of the same things funny like this is not what sure i mean but let me but let me give you an example of how like how i have a very vivid memory of my my my my very first friend ever made austin uh i'm i feel like i might have told this before but uh we were sitting in my room watching tv and there was a commercial and it was like a construction commercial of a guy his name he he went by hard hat harry

And as my mom's walking by And I'm like, oh look, it's hard hat peepee And like, you know, she's looking and she and I'm like, oh, sorry And when I think about that, it still makes me laugh because of how fucking dumb and immature it is. And I feel like it works even more as an adult. Like imagine calling somebody hard hat peepee. Like it's so fucking stupid that it gives me a little chuckle. And I'm like,

It's because funny. Funny is funny is funny Like stupid is still funny Like there's a part of time Where I feel like everyone is like Oh that's dumb that's not funny But eventually as you get back to your To your older age

I feel like stupid becomes funny again Just straight up dumb That's why I think SpongeBob is like The greatest example of like a show that wasn't funny And then there are moments now Where I watch SpongeBob and I'm like in tears laughing It's how stupid it is You said it wasn't funny?

Like for a period of time It wasn't funny to me No, I admit that. This isn't funny. This is kind of lame. And then I look back on it. I'm like, I can't be if I ever thought that.

Really? That's hilarious. That's really actually crazy. Yeah, that's interesting. I mean, if I was like, oh, this isn't really funny to me anymore. And then I come back and I'm like, like that episode where he does when he's like,

I'm learning how to drive. And he's like, yeah, he can't be on an open road? And is this a car crash and a car flips over? That is an insane moment. And I'm like, this is hilarious. How did I never think this is funny? Yeah, I always thought,

me and my dad would watch SpongeBob because we both. we both thought it was hilarious. I remember that was distinct because he wouldn't watch a lot of cartoons with me really. Like it was that at Ed and Nettie he would watch. Yeah. Because Ed and Nettie he was trans.

I remember my dad being transfixed by that by head show because he was like, what the fuck are they doing? Like he would walk into the living room and I'd be eating like Captain Crunch and like Ed would be eating a mattress. Whole.

And your dad's like, man, And I remember back in NOM when we had to meet mattresses. Yeah, when your dad has a foxhole in your living room. In your bedroom. He has a foxhole in your bedroom. Your dad comes out the foxhole and he's somehow above you. And he's like, quiet, Chris. I hear the NOM.

I hear to be a calm, Chris. I hear the VCs around the corner. There's VCs outside. He's got a knife in his teeth. That's wild. That shit. That's not funny at all, though. Holding a knife.

Holding a knife with your teeth is such a next level. That's scary, man. He's trauma. That's trauma. That's just a lot of stuff. If you really boil it down to like it's real essentials, you're kind of holding one big knife with a bunch of tiny little dull knives. I don't like,

I don't like thinking about it. That is interesting. Tiny little dull knives. That's really sad. I don't know if there's any piece of media that's like. Spudwob. Draftically changed. You know, I, maybe.

The shit I laugh at it. Spunbob had such a huge. No, Tom and Jerry. Tom and Jerry had such a formative, that's why people getting hurt is funny to me. Because Tom and Jerry was the first one that did it. It's Tom and Jerry and that it's America's funny on videos. They severely shaped who I think.

Tom and Jerry is why you think people being hurt is funny. I think that's why people being hurt. I think people being hurt is funny, therefore Tom and Jerry exists. I don't think that's like a Like I don't think that's like a No that's when I was true But he's talking about himself specifically Right

But him watching Tom and Jerry Made him appreciate people getting hurt Yeah Okay I can see I can see that But I don't I still think you're glad People didn't hurt without Tom and Jerry Because when I was little I was like oh that person is getting hurt

That's what I would feel Now I'm like Ha ha ha ha It's interesting because I've seen I've seen the dichotomy of people Like say I remember my My friend So it was like my step sister's cousin

So there were like step cousins I don't know what the fuck you would call it But she she tripped at school She fell hard and her sister Was dying and I was like Looking like in horror like holy shit That was a hard fall And so like just seeing like to different levels

Of what people think is funny People falling getting hurt Versus me I'm more concerned About their well being And I'm like how does that happen And I think it is depending on like I guess what they were watching And Tom and Jerry's I guess a good example

of that and you know it's also it's also that they probably know they they just know that person like it's always funnier when somebody you know falls yeah but i knew like i but i know that they were more clear closer and maybe there was even a little bit of uh maybe that there's a lot of times there's that uh sibling rivalry so maybe that's why it was kind of like oh hell yeah you fucking ate shit you dumb bitch kind of a thing maybe um but yeah it was i don't know i remember specifically someone told me i can't remember who's i think it was like my uncle or like one of my Like somebody in my family Where we were like We were at some picnic in the park You remember Kingson you might know this

Like those like Puerto Rican family reunions in the in the Of course In the barbecues in the park or whatever And you'd have everybody And then I remember my grandmother was like sitting in a chair And like her chair fell backwards And Everybody

Everybody was laughing But I remember being like Oh but she's old Yeah Yeah And then my uncle turned to me. My uncle turned to me. She was like, she's got a few more years before it doesn't become funny.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get

bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. What? That said that, like, someone on your dad's side of the family? It's all so mixed at this point that, like, I don't know. Because I know your mom, and your mom doesn't think something like that is funny. Your mom is like,

oh, help that person. That person could be hurt. Your dad, I can see your dad laughing himself to tears from that though. It probably was, yeah, it probably was my dad's family. My dad's, my dad's side of the family. It's probably one of my uncles, one of his brothers. But like, he's, he's not wrong in that sense where it's like it does, like, people falling is always funny, but like there does be, there, there is a point in age where it like it becomes concerned. That's how you know you're old. It's like if you fall down and people are concerned and nobody's laughing, you're an old person. Yeah, that is true. That's how you know. That's the universal test. But she wasn't old enough at that point, I guess. Yeah. You can also hit somebody with the

baseball back and the back of their head. Yeah, see how they, uh, see what happens and there's different things that can happen that can really get a different save file. Yeah. Just a slightly different one. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I want my grandma to speak Dutch.

Being executed. That's crazy. I'm being executed. I'm being executed by the Imperial Guard in Markhart now. Huh. Dang. You got caught. That's your fault.

That's wild. Let's move on. Why Jello wrote it He says, Hello Transmask, Transfem, and Gender Neutral Beast? When are Chris and Derek going to do the hero song from the Ramy Spider-Man movies? Love you, Stark Boys. Oh, oh, my God. I hadn't thought of that, ever.

I don't know if that's true. I feel like I have a fleeting memory of us saying like, and you could say there's a homo, something. Oh, maybe. Maybe. I feel like something might have happened. There might be somebody who wrote that into the credits. Yeah, maybe, maybe. That would be, Dan, there's.

There's good, there is good shit, like, flowing in my head right now that could be. That's a good song. The thing is, the thing about, the thing about hero and Nicolbach in general is that that's a difficult voice to do for, like, you can do it for certain songs. I got, it's a lot of growl. I don't know. I got, I got to figure it out. There's something there. Yeah, maybe, maybe it's a point.

Homo told me that come would all save us. I love some pee-p-p. I'm so gay. I can't even breathe. All right. Killin. Just spilling. I don't know.

There's there. There's there's there's power there. There's power there. There's power there. There's power there. That actually would be funny as fuck. That would be hard to record. Because like, whenever you've got to get really passionate,

it and then you're saying like singing gay shit it's fucking hard to do it's it's got a hard to yeah because they're singing their hearts out that's that's that that's butt rock right would you guys hear that butt rock that's booty rock yeah so you gotta because they care you know like they really care about their country so like you got to go if we sing that if we sing that i'll practice my lyrics hard enough to be able to try to sing it like I'll really I want to hear You gotta go falsetto. Kingston

Bell He can't do falsetto, can he? Let me hear you go Ah, ha, ha, give me one. Okay, lower, lower.

Give me a Oh, I can do it. There you go. That's fine. I think if I do it, I'll lose something, though.

Like, if I can get that, like, I'll give you guys something I can't get back. But I'm willing to. I'm gonna try. And they say that. I can't hit that note.

They mean it. No, dude. Like when they're singing that music, they really mean that shit. Hero can save us. That's what you got to do. You got to fucking like bass. I'm not going to either panace the gays. I'm not going to panic.

Listen, listen. Stand here in gay. I can't. I'm not going to stand here in gay. Stay here it's gay. As a verb. I love. Yeah.

I love, I love, uh. Dude, it's so funny, just thinking about that song was just at the end of Spider-Man and vaguely 9-11 adjacent. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's super 9-11 adjacent. Yeah, but it wasn't written for 9-11. You know what I mean? It's just, it just was around that time. So it's like, it's this accidental, it would be like, it would be like if most country songs about 9-11 were written on September, like, 9th or something.

Yeah. Just like the sheer coincidence of it would be, would be, is astounding. Or like that George Carlin comedy special they recorded where it, the title of it was like it when a lot of people die and it was recorded the day. Right day before. I have that record still and I,

I, I, blows my mind that that's real. What a fucking coincidence. I really like planes, planes hitting in the buildings, you know. I like,

everybody. Come everybody. Let's watch planes. with me. Wouldn't it be weird if a bunch of planes hit some buildings? Save the World Trade Center. It's lots and lots of jets and planes. Stop.

Do you remember those commercials? No. What is that? There are these infomercials about like basically DVDs of vehicles. And I'm not even joking. They would come on at like 11 at night on certain channels. They'd be like, it's lots and lots of jets and planes or it's lots and lots of tanks and trains.

And it's just DVDs full of videos like presumably. like dot MP4s of just trains. So I'm not even joking. Look up. Look up everybody if you can look this up. Lots. Was this when they just discovered autism? Is that what that is? They're like, I think I think that's not because

I think because autism it's two. You either love Sonic or do you love trains? It's the only. It's the only. It's either or. Okay. Okay. I thought it. Lots and lots of lots.

of jets and planes number one full show. It's 50 minutes and says, you'll love, the description, I guess, is from the back of the DVD, but it's just kind of in the description box of the YouTube thing. It says, you'll love this incredible collection of aviation action.

You'll twist, tumble, flip, and scream through the skies at death-defying, sound-breaking speed with some of the hottest top gun and aerobatic, oh, aerobatic, that makes sense. Aerobatic stunt pilots in the world. There's aircraft carrier action,

jet demo teams, jet fighters, warbirds, air show wingwakers, Float planes, jumbo jet airliners, prop planes, ultra lights. I don't know what the fuck that is. Space Shuttle, DC3, and more. See historic aircraft at the National Museum of Air. So I guess it's like a museum ad, I guess. But like it's just, yeah, it's just like a clip.

It's like America's Funniest Home Videos with no narration and just footage of jets. That is literally, I'm wondering when, how, what, year these came out because does it say? It says distributed 2010 but oh oh so this is well after oh so this probably lines up pretty well with like people really starting to understand neurodivergent

people and like and then they they started like 2010 202011 we don't have any content for them let's get trains and planes or whatever the fuck Derek you have to like there's part of this has to be in the

like I can't like I just put it in the chat This is the commercial. It's one minute. It's like 59 seconds. That is a long fucking commercial for. Lots and lots of Jetson. I remember really wanting them. And you guys are making me feel like I have to question who I am.

Because I remember really wanting them. But I'm like, nah, this is an important. Here they go. Lots of Jets and planes. A lot of crazy voice. It is. Like, I remember it so vividly just because he was so excited. Like, it was like, it was like,

but he was excited. the way that somebody would be excited for a clown to enter a room. That's what was so confusing to me. It's just like, here they come. It's a plane. You're like, here towards. Who is this for? It's like, what the voice you would want is the cool, like, you know, when there was

the guy that would sell the action figures, it would be like, yeah, there would be this kind of voice. You would want this, lots and lots of jets and planes. You would want it to be sound cool. And then so then, you know, the guy. that's sitting in the armchair veteran the guy that's not a real veteran but he always wishes he was like he's gonna buy that shit aviation action you know aviation action now you know it would be like something like that but instead is juggling and announcing shit it's crazy

right whoa watch a bowling 747 lose its door mid flight oh y'all open the door mid flight that's right crazy. There's jets, little planes, tiny planes. It's like zoo pals. It's like zoo pals. It is the fucking crazy.

It's one of the craziest commercials I've ever fucking seen. And I remember to this day, there was another one too. It's like lots and lots of something and trains or something. I wonder if they had so many. Lots of, lots of trains.

What was it called? I think the one, the interesting thing is the train one sounds vaguely familiar to me. Lots and lots of trains thund, semicolon thunder on the tracks. What the fuck?

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

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Like a Zoup house style delivery. Hey, did you look at the comments of that video, the commercial? There's one guy. There's one guy named Jason Singh, 5485 that commented three times. And I think this is authentic. Where it says, I like planes and helicopters and a bunch of emojis. and then he comments again, I like Jets and Planes too,

a bunch of emojis. And then Jets and Planes are super cool for emojis. And I'm like, it's just, I'm like, is this, I think this is geared towards a certain type of person, man.

Shut up. So, the lots and lots of trains commercial. Yeah. Starts off. Hey, fuck you. You want to fucking trade?

Hey, fuck you. You like trains? You like fucking trains? Hey, fuck you. Imagine this train. Uh, no. Oh, man, you got him.

You got him. Are you okay? That's the fourth time I almost killed somebody. Don't die. You're going to miss the trains. Oh my God. This is so embarrassing, this is so embarrassing.

Quit choking on that water, you dumb asshole, and watch the trains. We got so much of them. Fuck you. Stop suffocating. Look at this train. Look at this fucking train.

Have you seen a train like this? No, not today. Look at this train. No, so embarrassed, it starts off with the train like going,

the train's coming towards the camera and it goes, chew, and it goes, here they come. Of course it does. I love it. I don't watch this.

Oh my God. But I was watching. So I was watching the. So when you said, hey, fuck you, right? You said,

hey, fuck you, right? Yeah. When you said that, I was watching the video and it lined up. So like when you said,

hey, he said, hey, so I thought the video really was, hey, fuck you for a second. And it really

blew my mind for a solid, like four straight seconds. I feel like that's how you get people to buy shit, though. Like,

if I had people, I once saw one of those memes on Facebook, probably 2010 or something, where it was just selling a, it was like a metal fan. It was like an industrial fan. And the way that it was advertised, obviously it was Photoshop, but someone just like, this is a really fucking cool fan.

Three fucking speeds. And it was just like just like just basically saying all this crazy shit. And I was like, damn, I actually would buy that if I saw that shit on a box. There's someone just like yelling at you. You're like, oh, fuck, I want this. Hey, fuckhead. You buy this. What are you dumb?

Why don't you have this on it? That's kind of what I would do with the sponsor things that I would do. Is that I would just be like, you fucking idiot? And they would let me do it, thank God. I think they understood on some level that it works. I just heard it. It's worse. You didn't really describe it well.

The way, you don't let go. It's so ridiculous. I can't even get to their level of ridiculousness. Here, let go. It really isn't. It's like you're half expecting You're half expecting the fucking That clown music to play

Totally Like it really does feel like the circus Or something Not that I've ever seen a circus But like The it sounds like a fucking circus Dude I'm losing my mind This is

So I was watching I was actually watching some old episodes Uh huh Of just cycling through them Uh of our show Oh And there's You remember the one

where we uh where we fucking i was i was recording from kingston's closet oh yeah or whatever yeah we were talking about we were talking about roaches and how like uh i think it's uh i i don't care if they're tortured at all right and and y'all were a little disturbed everybody comments unanimously on my side unanimously like you like basically it was it's kind of difficult it's to find i'm not bothered by you killing them i'm bothered by the way you talk about killing them that's where my thing comes from. Like killing them, obviously exterminate them,

eradicate them. The way you talk about it. That's when I'm like, nah. I don't know, man. Someone's got more, again,

someone's got more dommer genes than others, you know? I default to my previous, obvious argument where it's just like, that's the language of people who haven't had to deal with them.

It's the same, it's the same thing as people who like hunt deer and, like, oh, but they're so cute. How could you do that? Well,

it's like they're fucking pass and they eat everything. And so like, I'm going to kill this deer. Yeah, But they just shoot them. A road is so much worse. You like want to fucking, you want to shoot them, I would.

But you can't. You have to like genocide them on mass. Like it's the only way to do it. I don't like extermination, the gas. You know, you put the bug bombs. Like get, kill them. But the way that you describe it, it's more of you like, like almost enjoying the. Like it's euphoric.

Killing them. Yeah, because you don't. But that's not what this is, you don't deal with. They don't get. Like I said, yeah, euphoric. They don't get to a state of like, damn. this is good fuck these people

I feel good because I hate these so much it's like yo I feel good because I'm solving a problem I guess

you know and it's and I and there's oh there's one less of these fucking things that I have to deal with

you sound like NY cop he's like a New York cop but that's the thing but that's the thing it's like you were the people comparing

real people to roaches when you make that comparison yeah I am because everybody's a roach to me that's what you're doing that's not what

doing. I'm treating a roach as a roach should be treated with no respect and no dignity. Because that's what a fucking roach is. Yeah. It's just dangerous to me, man, because that's what people do. They'll be like, hey, you see how we treat like these pests, these roaches? Yeah, let's extrapolate that on the people we don't like. But that's what's happened. But that's what you are doing by, like, it doesn't even make the leap for me.

Then I would ever. Yeah, not you specifically. Right. I'm not worried about you, Chris. I'm worried about the people in our comments. section that the people are these people I don't know what they're might be the next hero in the comic session right there

the thing to me it's like I think if you don't get satisfaction from killing roaches then you I think all that really means is that you haven't dealt with them in the capacity that I had to deal with them disagree that's all that means because I think that if you did if you've woken up with them on your fucking face

that's crazy you would that's insane you would obviously obviously you go on a blind rage at that moment Obviously. So not on my face. I think they're the ones that in Arizona, they were too bitch made to be on your face, but they would try to be on your socks and stuff. It would be,

or your feet, I guess, but I'd wear socks, obviously. It was, I felt really bad because it was my mom's apartment. My mom hates pests. Like completely,

our house was never anything in it, right? Because she would kill us. And so she got one apartment. And then, unfortunately, you have fucking neighbors that are,

disgusting pieces of shit and then there was just hundreds in her fucking house in her apartment sorry and then she of course she broke the lease but like I was there for a while helping her move and stuff and then I slept there for like two or three days and it was a fucking nightmare I got it I get the because I know I load them but I actually I have more of a uh maybe here's the funny thing Chris I think I would feel I think I would be complete in your corner if you were talking about mosquitoes. Because I think mosquitoes, like, that's,

to me, that's the real, like, they actually, they spread fucking diseases, like deadly diseases. They're so, like,

and of course, you can also get cash diseases from, um, uh, cockroaches too, but not in the way that, you know, these stupid things are sucking your blood

and transferring fucking diseases. It's such a, it is, I'm like, I don't, what is, if God's real, what is wrong with?

you, bro. Why would you ever have made something like this? God, real, what is wrong with you, bro? I guess the thing for me is that mosquitoes do suck. I don't like mosquitoes either. But to me, it's just like I've never had to deal with mosquitoes in an invasive capacity in a way that wasn't explicitly my fault. If I've ever had to deal with mosquitoes in my room or something, it's because, like, oh, fuck, I left the window open and the screen door wasn't on. It's like, God damn it. Or like, oh, they're standing water out there. And like, oh, I know that they're going to come from there. Roaches, it's a crapshoot because you really have

no fucking clue. Sometimes they'll show up in places. Like, when we moved into that apartment, it was clean as fuck. We had no food in there. There was nothing. And they were still there. And it's like, what the fuck do I do? And then you eradicate them.

And then they come back. Whereas mosquitoes at least they go away for a while. You know, like, it's just like this, this persistence and this inability to pinpoint where they are, because they crawl in and out of your like mosquitoes they have to fly around like they're they're typically not hiding if you have an apartment yeah they're in the pipes they're in like a fucking crevice that you've never seen before they're like in a screw they're in a table outside in the legs you know like they're they're fucking they're sneaky pieces of shit it's hard to deal with them

so much it's hard to deal with them that's the one thing that makes me that's always made me worry about having an apartment like because I've lived into like I got my first apartment back in 2007 and it was all right it was it was cool my friend was a little dirty

that I was living with so there was like a handful of which tried to come in but you know just kind of dealt with it the other one was cool but I always like you said like you said a crapshoot where you can just literally move in and your fucking piece of shit neighbor can be filthy as fuck and all of a sudden they're going to come from his apartment into yours

and right Can't you anything about that? I think that's what happened with us. I'm pretty sure because we did, there was no reason for Roaches to be in that apartment. Whenever you live in a downtown area, man, you're going to run into that shit. You can't,

you just can't help it. You're going to run into it. Well, it's usually because, like, though the apartments a lot of times will deal with it, but then you can't, if there's some piece of shit that just a hoarder or anything, they will ruin an entire section of the apartment, just them alone.

And it's like, now what do you do? Now there's nest everywhere. And it's just like, it's fucking, it's frustrating. And so, like, how do you vet these people? Like, a lot of times they'll, you know, they'll do the whole thing where people try to, they, they have a front. They try to pretend like they're clean and shit.

And then all of a sudden, they open their suitcase and then all of a sudden, like, 2,000 roaches pour out. Their suitcase is just roaches. We're hoping it. And they open and it's just roaches only. And it's like, what is your problem? I made a specific effort to avoid apartments with things that I, I think. Success starts with your drive,

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like so like when I got this apartment I was like oh no dishwasher good oh nice get the fucking dishwasher out of here I don't need a dishwasher I have a dishwasher they're called my fucking hands my hands so stupid that I would need a dishwasher

yeah and at every time they would do you remember Kingston that they would like be in the dishwasher they'd be down the drain anywhere there's water anywhere there's water yeah but the dishwasher specifically the dishwasher specifically because like

people don't know how to use dishwashers first off You're not supposed to fucking throw plates full of sauce in there. You're supposed to, you're supposed to do at least a decent rinse. You're supposed to basically wash them.

You almost wash them, yeah. That's why I think they're pointless. Which is why I never understood. It's like, why am I going to like scrub it to the point where there's like barely any food on here,

but not so clean that like I have to finish it. Why wouldn't I just finish it? And then just like, the dishwash has always been like a drying rack to me whenever I've had one. So like I'm not. But like the food gets fucking caught in that thing. and then like the roaches come, they're like,

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Like, you think like, at an eventuality in human history, will there be a kind of person that needs to be put to sleep. I don't know. Unfortunately, I think we're going to move. We're moving further away from that where we're trying to accommodate every type of person, no matter how like, you know, let's say you can say, oh, it's very inhumane that you want to call pedophiles or something like that. But then there's, because there's other people saying, well, I don't, I'm not for the death penalty or anything like that. So we just, maybe we should find them a place and rehabilitate them and all the shit.

Like we're getting more towards those levels and I'm like, I'm a person that firmly believes in rehabilitation because I've seen rehabilitation work, but never, on the pedophilic side, right, that is the one where it's like, it's the hard argument. Yeah. Because I've seen murderers be rehabilitated into good people. I've seen that person. Right. It depends on what type of murder they are.

But it's different. It is different. It is a different thing. It's kind of like to me where it's, I mean, it's kind of like the difference between like a a rapist and a murderer where it's like there's no. real, there's no real justification in any, like there are, there are points in times where you might find yourself in a situation where you would, you might take somebody's life. Yeah, but that's not murder.

That's not murder. And it's right. That's killing. They vary. Right, but understand what I'm saying. Yeah, I understand, right? But when someone says a murder, because people kill people. When you say a murderer, that's a different guy.

Right. Okay. Right. I'm talking about, I'm talking about the base of the action. Of killing somebody. I think the action of killing somebody. There are. are times where like it's genuinely either an accident or nobody's fault or just like

you had to do it you know like there's no those situations exist but like there's not really that situation for like a rapist like there's no situation where like oh oh i was raping in self-defense that's not that's not a real fucking that's not a real thing and so that's that's kind of like the pedophile thing to me versus a murder where it's like, I was raping in self-defense. You could rehabilitate a murder, but like, I don't know. I don't, it's hard for me to imagine that you could rehabilitate a pedophile because to me, like, I would almost imagine that being like on some level conversion therapy, wouldn't

it? Because, like, they are, they have a mental problem where they are, they're attracted to to something that they, that they, it's not that they're choosing to. It's like their brain is doing. Who the fuck would choose this? I get, so like, the thing is this right. It's not so much. It's the idea for people that have the urge

that you can help them understand it's not okay. Well, they know it's not okay. They know it's not okay. Well, help them not, like help them understand not to act on it. It's that. Yeah. It's not like, don't do it.

Because once it's done, it's done. That's the problem. The problem is I think most of those people understand just like people that kill, people that murder, they understand murder's bad, but they do it. It's more of a telling somebody It's like in the way that when people try to do blanket statements of Oh teach young boys not to rape

The vast majority of the people that are committing sexual assaults, Rape's whatever Or 100% understand what they're doing is shady as fuck And so the thing is for certain actions Hold on a second, hold on Yeah So for I guess for certain actions It's like do they deserve rehabilitation is really the question

For certain actions like if you do rape somebody versus you killed someone for a specific reason right whatever it is like you can't are yeah let's get over this maybe we can talk about it but raping is like do they deserve it I don't know do they deserve to have a second chance I don't know that's I think a lot of people would say yes

depending on who the person is right oh let's give them second chance I know this person versus some scumbag that has somebody they know got raped then they'd like no kill that motherfucker you know what I'm saying that's my thing is the action once the once that action is acted upon, it's very fucked. You know, it's very fucked once you, you, because like, if you have the urge to do something, because like, because some people have violent tendencies in general, right?

That's somebody have violent tendencies. Yeah. Like, I know I'm, my nature is a violent. I'm a, I'm a rich I was a violent person. I know I have that in me, but I choose not to act on it because my grandmother taught me that you shouldn't be just angry all the time. You should learn how to calm yourself down. So I choose not to do it.

But, like, it's, it's still very much so present in me to be like a very, very angry, aggressive person. So that's where that whole argument gets like very, you know. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, you, you want to, you want to be empathetic and you don't want people just cold because that sounds extremely barbaric. It does. But then at the same time, you got to think about this.

And this is where the shit gets a little sketchy. And really, maybe even inhumane is that a lot of, if it is, if say it is, um, I don't know enough data. I don't, let me be real. I don't really want to study pedophiles. So I don't really know the data. Real, like so because I wonder how many of the people that have been studied that it is proven that it is a like chemical imbalance. It's a genetic disposition or something like that. They are, they are attracted to them and they can't help it versus some freak who's like, I just wanted to take the innocence of a child and that gets me off. Like that, you know, like, what are the numbers of that?

Because if it is something that is so like this is just genetically in something, it's like, well, what do we do? Like, is there some neural advancements? What is that stupid shit that Milan Musk is putting in monkeys? Oh, the neural league or whatever? Neurolake. Yeah, like at some point, will that actually be improved to where you can wipe that shit out? And then would that be immoral? Because, oh, you're forcing, I don't know, it's so complicated.

I just say nuke him. Just everyone. I just say nukem. Just everyone. It's too complicated. Let's just hit reset. Derek Blackman. Newcomb.

I think that's fair, though. Nukem. World's getting a little weird right now. I think maybe what we talked about that, Putin belly flopping on all the, all the missiles. He just hits all the buttons, sends them all off. Hard reset. He just tummy plops on it. Yeah.

Just hard reset. Let's get somebody gets. is more questions. Oh yeah. Do we... Let's... Okay, go, go, go, go. Drip M.H. Lord of Homeless Drip. He goes, how's it going, Tank? He's not a question. Just wanted to talk about a slight misconception that got brought up on the dictatorship extra ammo, which you can see on

the Patreon if you go over to Patreon.com slash start tank. Because whoever told Derek that it took over 100 episodes for One Piece to get good must have been a dim wit, a goober, a daft fool, even. It feels like something I wrote. Don't. Don't. You can't talk to one. Peace fans about anything. In reality, the series just has, in the reality series just has its first iconic, truly exceptional moment, a few dozen episodes in.

I think it has a great moment, but like, you can't talk to them. They're not there anymore. I do think that's a funny way to soften the blow, though, because, like, a few dozen episodes is a lot of episodes. There's still, a few dozen is technically 70-some episodes in, isn't it? A few dozen is into, like, season three of Breaking Bad. Yeah, because if you're going by what a dozen and a few means, because a few is more than two, so let's just do that at the minimum, three, and a dozen is 12. So is at least 70 some episodes in? Is that what he's saying?

Or is he just saying that as generally like... There's a bunch of great moments in One Piece from beginning, right? The problem is that One Piece fans will watch anything. It's become a part of their life and they've seen it too much that they'll say any moment from One Piece is great. I'm a One Piece fan, right? and the show has done the same thing for 20 years It's been the exact same layout of the show For 20 plus years

I They will say it's great to your face And then you'll watch it And you have your own opinions But I no longer am on that bench I'm like no it's not Look good Can I say this?

Can I say this? Can I say this? Yeah He says he says The first truly Exceptional moment Uh Happens a few dozen episodes

In So let's just say I'm going to say like 36 episodes. I'm saying 36. So that's 36 episodes. Minimum. 36 episodes is the minimum for that. 36 episodes.

And I would say 24. Hold on. Hold on. Well, let's just go. Let's just say the bare minimum. Let's just go by what he wrote in. 36 episodes. That's when the first truly iconic moment happens in one piece.

Episode 36 of Breaking Bad is the third episode of the fourth season. Yeah, it's a lot. And think about this. That's season four of Breaking Bad by the time. By that time, there's been many, many, many iconic moments.

Yeah, look, okay. In that time, this is what I'm saying. To extrapolate this to animate, uh, one of my favorite series is Gundam Wing.

There's only 27 episodes. You know, like there's, and I love that. I love that about that series. Yes. Very good. I think Derek argument is perfect.

I think that is the perfect argument for it. Gundam Wing, older, older, older animates would not take this long to be great. it would just be great shows. You know, there's plenty of shows

that are reasonably placed that come out at a reasonable time that are just good shows. I will say this. It takes too long. It not takes too long. It's too repetitive and it is just,

it's the same show. It's been sent it's been a show for the most part. I will be fair. I'm going to be fair. I never thought I would say this, but I'm going to try to, I'm going to watch one piece

until I fall off. I'm just I'm gonna watch it until I'm like I can't do this anymore because I I've I've tried that with many shows Even a Joe Joe's bizarre adventure. I thought like I was like all right this is it's fine It wasn't I don't know I I I'll abandon many shows because I don't want to watch the entire thing if it's not like really captured me I'm gonna give one piece of chance I'm gonna see what happens I've never I haven't watched one single episode so I'm gonna start from the beginning though I'm not gonna do any of this like oh Like people would say if you watch doctor who skip the first season. I'm like, no, if

the first season isn't fucking a banger, like even having, even like an if you're saying it's dog shit, that's weird to me. I understand the first season a lot of times it's not the best season, but I feel like you can get some charming moment. It's like season one of the Simpsons, weakest season, by

far, but there's still plenty of charming moments within that season. So like, I don't want to just skip it. Yeah, there's also a difference between comedy and like when I'm more, if if a first season of a comedy show is not very, good. Like, I kind of don't care that much. That's true. Like, as long as it gets

better. Especially if it's not like a linear show, right? That's kind of the thing. Yeah. Yeah. Like, if it's, that could kind of sometimes fuck things up. But if it's situational comedy, a lot of times, yeah, actually, they can have a bad season and it doesn't really matter. Yeah, like the first season of Seinfeld is like

a mess. Like it's like, they don't know what the fuck they're doing. Cramer's name is Kessler in it. And like, yeah, yeah. Well, in the first episode, he's his name's Kessler. He has a he has a fucking golden retriever, it's very strange. Is that the pilot or is that like fascinating? Yeah, the pilot.

Oh my God, I don't think I've ever seen that. It's kind of fascinating to watch because it, because that show becomes a cartoon at a certain point. Like that show becomes a fucking, a Saturday morning cartoon at a certain point. And then the first season is just like very mundane or like the, it's just like,

I don't have a stock tip. There's like a stock episode. It's very strange. But, but yeah, like in a show like one piece where like you're meant. to go on this like journey. I don't know. I'm going to give a shot.

All the people, all the one piece people, we'll see and look at you. And then you can't, if I hate the show, you have to just accept it. All right? Because I'm going to be fair and objective

because I haven't seen. I literally have seen nothing in the show. I don't even understand. I just know it's pirates. That's all I know. Yeah, that's me too. I've never seen a moment from it ever.

It has some really great moments, man. I think it really does. And I'm going to say this. A lot of you are probably going to get mad and I'm going to say this, I've tried watching Naruto and I thought it was okay. I really, I just thought it was just, a lot of people I know it's their favorite thing.

I even, I was told you Google the best fight or YouTube it or whatever and I thought the fight was still just okay because I guess I have different expectations when I'm thinking of ninjas throwing down and I was like this is not what I thought I was going to watch, I guess. Yeah. And it's more like it really, became a lot more like

Dragon Ball at a certain point for me Like I remember like there It was just like this is not Like I like dragon ball cool But like this is not Yeah Like I remember I really like I really loved I liked Naruto a lot early on

Like when it was like The tuning exams was like I thought it was fucking sick Because they were like doing like They were fighting in this arena They were like you know They were doing their power shit But it wasn't it was still like

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting

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And Saske was like devil gin. Like he became a bat, basically. Like, he turned into a bat. And I was just like, all right, yeah, this is not ninjas. This is not ninjas anymore. It was already, it was already barely, it was already barely ninjas as it was. But, like, I was like, okay, like, it's, it's still got the, the accoutrements and, like, the, it's, it still feels like vaguely. I get it.

Like, the, the, the, you know, like, the, the, you know, like, the, the fucking sounds and shit. Like, okay, cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool, I get it. I like it. Uh, but, yeah, I don't know, it got crazy. And apparently, apparently, spoilers for Naruto. But, like, apparently aliens happened in that show, too.

So, yeah. Yes, it does. They're aliens. So, whatever. way aliens yeah so they that it okay I mean that that is like I mean I don't know anything about the show

but that still just seems like from the little I know you fucking shoehorn the fuck of out of that or is it is it is it like insane because it seems insane it's like it's as far fetched as Dragon Ball going aliens you know well

the beginning of Dragon Ball was aliens at all well you mean the original show it's Dragon Ball it's the same thing it's the same thing kind of jump where like Dragonball it fits better because you can make a reach because the Sangha Khan's a god so you're like technique and there's a lot of there's a lot of like religious like godlike uh figure like how I don't know how you how you say the proper word but there's a lot of like that kind of stuff in it if you pay attention to the names of stuff

and if you know Japanese mythology there is a lot of iconography I guess what it's called I guess there's a lot of that in Naruto if you pay attention but we're kids so we weren't and we're kind of blindsided by the fact like, oh, there's gods now. And there's a lot of like very Buddhist like concepts. So I could see. Are the aliens, are they bad guys? What are they? Like what is?

They're literally bad guys. They're literally bad guys. Yeah. Okay, wait. One last question. One last question. How did they get here? It wasn't a ship.

Was it? Uh, not not ship like Dragon Ball. Not a ship like a Dragon Ball. Like Dragon Ball. No, not the same kind of thing. Okay. I just, like, I'm picturing like, normal stupid aliens coming down and are like,

oh, we want your shit or something. It just seems like, I know it can't be that easy, but it just, I don't know. It doesn't matter to me. It's pretty simple, it's pretty simple, though.

It's pretty like, oh, really? That's what happened. It was like, uh, I guess is going on. Sick.

It was like, I don't know. I'm very crazy because, it's crazy because ninjas and aliens would have been a fucking cool show. It sounds. start. I don't know, man. It's, it does, every time I, because I just feel like if aliens are able

to make it to Earth, I think nothing could ever beat them ever. That's just how I always feel. The aliens are almost human at. They're like, if you have the power, Naruto, they're already aliens, you know. That's what they can't describe, but like one ancient alien fell down

and bred to everybody and it made people that have the ability to use chakra and stuff. And then the ancient aliens showed up and they were like we're here now too let's play basketball let's space jam three let's fucking all right I guess it's it's literally like one of those ones

they're like all right I guess it's happening with uh with Nicola Yokic uh starring Nicola Yokic Space Jam 3 it with Naruto and the alien versus the aliens it's fucked up but I I'd I'd still watch it I'd still have to check it out I'd have to see what that's all about. There's very few things I wouldn't watch, you know, from being very honest to myself. Yeah, that is true.

I'd be like, I'm not watching. It's like, Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson, I'm going to watch it, even though I think it's the dumbest thing on earth. I'm going to watch it. I think it's so, I think it's so wildly dangerous. But I think it's like, I just, I, if he beats Mike, I'm going to really, I'm going to really, like, I'm pretty sure he's going to. I'm going to go after him. Like, I'm not good. I'm not.

playing anymore, you know, like I'm not, I'm not, it's not funny anymore. It sucks, but Mike Tyson looks good when he's hitting pads and stuff. He looks awesome. Exactly. But like, it's hitting pads. That's not, it's not the same. There's synchronicity when he's training with his partners versus hitting somebody who's defensive and he's going to hit back and who's actually very strong because he obviously

takes steroids. Why wouldn't you if you were a millionaire at that level? Why would you not cheat? And, uh, it, and somebody who has. good fundamentals now boxing has been boxing for like what like six years now or something it's a good amount of time to box it's been some time under his own yeah i think about dionte wilder being a power puncher and fucking uh getting i think a medal i think you got a bronze and then he knocked out like 40 some people like it doesn't take that much if you have a decent advantage

in a certain field and so now you have the youth on his side the power he has fundamentals now mike tyson is old he sometimes uses the fucking cane to walk and so i'm not like i'm i don't have any i would love to be proven wrong i would love to be proven wrong i would would make me the happiest person on earth. I'm not in a mood to see that. I'm really not in a mood to see that. But I'm going to watch it. I'm going to watch it.

Even though I think it's absolute dog shit, I'm going to watch it. It's on Netflix. It's going to be on Netflix. It's crazy. All right. Yeah, let's get that one. If he knocks him out, I'm going to freak you fuck out, actually.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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if they're doing just, if they're just doing close quarter combat, he wins easily. But like, I mean, canonically they beat them. Like in Hots of Shima, does everybody have their tools?

But does everybody, like one-on-one's different, though? Like, everybody, does Attila get to have his gear? Does he get to have his gear? get to have his horse. Because if he has like a horse...

Oh no, no, no, horses, obvious. That's not fair. Yeah, so if we're just doing like a one-on-one... You're gonna have to give... You're gonna have Miyamoto a bow or some shit like that. And it's still not fair, you know? So I guess it's just... Because if you're just talking about like, sword on sword, I mean, yeah, I mean...

Yeah, weapon or weapon is not fair. You're not, yeah. So if you're just talking about, yeah, CQC, then that would be interesting. You guys have a lot of faith in... You guys have a lot of faith in the physical prowess of the guy who made Mario. Yeah. You guys know who you're talking about. You guys know what you're talking about, right?

Are you guys stupid? Like, do you not? That guy made Nario. He's not really, he's not in a right home about. What are you on right now? I think that he could win for sure. I don't know, man. Or there's like, I want to see Abraham Lincoln fight like, I don't know, like, I don't know.

Like, I don't know. John Wilkes, booze, what are you talking about? Like, give him a fair shot. Oh yeah, that's not a fair shot I'm pretty sure he would fucking destroy Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Again? Nothing nothing I just don't just say seal

I was just saying shit yeah never mind let's forget it don't worry about it No do you mean like the British pop star seal I was the same shit I just saying shit Dude We're never gonna survive Shut up and face me You knit

Shut up and face me I'm licking I'm licked I freed you bitch Let's go Face me black I would I would be curious

How do you feel like Martin Luther King Would react to Bill Cosby Like one on one I think he would be Very From a dramatic perspective Like what is the drama there

It's like god damn it I think you're making a mockery Out of niggas I don't know what you did Out of all we've done Bill we thought you were one of the best of us Yeah Because didn't he march with him

I'm pretty sure that was like a thing I thought from what I heard From what I heard He was the person that bought him The what you call He's person that bought him the mic That he spoke with Oh I didn't know that's where you were going with that

From what I heard I think it's what I heard. You got a, when they found Martin Luther King after he was assassinated, there was a Spanish fly in his pocket. And, you know, unfortunately, the last person he saw before that was Bill Cosby, so he put the two and two together. You stop. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know who, uh, I don't know who I would. Yeah, there's so many.

Maybe Adolf Hitler versus Harvey Weinstein, I think would be funny. That's, uh, what if Hitler was any good at fighting? No way. Yeah. He was in a German military, so it might have like a little bit more than we think. Yeah, I mean, you definitely learn fundamentals, but when you look at, when you look at some of the people, like if you actually look at some of the soldiers on any, in any of the, just back then, I looked at some of those people. I was like, wow, I could beat a lot of those people. Like, it was just like kind of crazy.

They, they look like they got little to no actual versus now where there's a lot of people that are basically being enhanced like super soldiers. They look like fucking genetic freaks. You'll sometimes see some people at like an army office or somebody who's off duty or whatever the hell it is. They'll come into like a Chipotle or something and they're just like a fucking wrestler. I'm like, what the hell is this? Why are you so big?

You're just shooting guns. You don't need to be this freak anymore. I read somewhere that like it's actually like really not beneficial to be like a large. It's not. You shouldn't be young person. Because you're just, you're literally just a bigger. Like you need to be strong enough. You need to be strong enough to be able to, you need to be strong enough to be able to handle like

the bare necessities of what you would need to be able to lug around in combat and like do all that stuff but like being like a six foot like five freak is like the worst thing that you could possibly be as an infantry it's like it's very very bad yeah why do you think that fucking guy pat tillman he got fucking killed by friendly fire because that guy was fucking huge they just like he literally took up the whole battlefield yeah i think about how many you i mean just basic when you think about how many stories people have of being grazed. You know what I mean? Just like the slightest bit of difference

in dimensions makes like such a massive difference. Did I tell you my grandpa's head almost fucking got exploded in the Korean War? No, you never said that. Yeah, so I almost didn't exist because they were, you know, they need to make some foxholes

and the ground was frozen. So they started fucking grenading the ground to break it up and chunks fucking went into his tent and broke his fucking and shoulder. So if he was just a little bit this way, his head would have just exploded. And I

would not be here. I don't even know what the snark tank, who the third person would be. Who would be, who would be me? That's insane. If I didn't exist. It'd be crazy if you guys still got to this point because you guys already did, you did snark tank without me. So it's still possible

that the snark tank would have became a mainstay for you still. But who would have initiated it It would have probably been me Chris and Lily Lily? No No way And then it turned into the piss tank over time

I was just fucking hate her so much Chris She's a good she's a regular girl man What do you mean? I just don't think that would have been a reasonable show to do I think she would I think she would have done great man Every episode She has a real job It makes no sense

Lily would have hated this She has a respectable job why would she do this What do you mean? This is a respectable job Okay What are you guys on about? Yeah, definitely like when you make small talk with strangers, if you ever do it. Like, this is, I, did I tell you guys that I, some fucking, some guy who was looking at my tattoos in the sauna and I was like, here we go. This guy's gay.

But now he was just like, hey, do you know any artists? I thought he was going to hit because he was just like, look at me. And then I'm listening to music. So I always think it's insane when people try to talk to me in the sauna. But I'm like, I'm, I'm, I'm so focused on just chilling. And then all of a sudden. So this guy was like, hey, do you have any, no any tattoo artist, whatever? So we talk.

And he's like, hey, so what do you do for a living? I was like, oh, what's your podcast? And I'm like, I was like, well, dude, I need disclaimer. I need to like, because I know he's going to check it out now. And I'm like, I disclaimer of what we talk about and what we do. And then, by the way, my Instagram, because he wanted to, I told him I was going to DM him a tattoo artist. And I'm like, disclaimer, there's a lot of songs about me. talking about singing about sucking dick and being gay and you know like it's just weird you

how do you can't talk you have to you can't just be like oh yeah you know i'm an accountant you know i'm a count you know i'm a count's uh payable you know and it's like oh that's good that's nice i have to be like well hold on i can't just tell you because i know you're gonna check it i should start lying and this is basically just be like yeah i don't know why you i don't know why you yeah for some reason it just doesn't come to my mind about like lying but well i just say the truth but i just say i just say like I'm an editor. That's what I say. That's smart.

I have set up a videographer, but that also kind of backfired a little bit. Oh, what do you shoot? I'm like, you, bitch, shut up. Shut the fuck up. Why can't you just keep it a small talk, man? Sometimes in lifts I will make shit up. Like if a lift driver will say like, hey, what are you doing? I was like, oh, I'm like, I'll just say the first job that comes to mind and then I'll

see like how well I can bullshit through that conversation. Yeah. They're like, yeah, I'm an architect. I'm an architect. And it's like, oh, that's crazy. And then he goes, like, what is that, what does that entail? You actually, like, design buildings? And I go, like, well, there's, like, some people who, like, do more designing and

there's other people who are a little bit more hands on. I do, like, I do, like, design work for, like, specific, like, subcontractors and stuff like that. Like, I'll say that, like, I'll just. Just lie. Just start lie into your teeth. It's insane. That's awesome.

It's insane to me. You can do that. Well, that people would even speak to, like, the thing to me is, like, I have headphones on. I clearly don't want to talk. But like if, so most of the time this doesn't happen. Most of the time I'm listening to music and I'm chilling and they, they understand what time it is and then I tip them well. But like, it's just like sometimes they just don't care or maybe they don't see that I have

headphones in or maybe because I'm using my earbuds. Get ready for a conversation. Yeah. And it's like I get it. We're going to start talking about stuff. Get ready. And I get it. I just like, I don't see.

I just don't want to do it. And I don't want to explain. all the shit that Derek is talking about where it's just like, oh, I do podcast. It's like, oh, what's this? It's like, oh, this is it. And then they're a fan and then they know where I live?

Like, I don't want that. That's true. That's a good point. So to me, I'm just like, well, I'm just going to tell them I'm an editor. And if I remember to lie, then I'll just kind of think of something and I'll just see if I can,

I'll see how well I can improv my way into that conversation. And it's almost like improv practice in some way where it's like, yeah, you know, I fucking, I work for Peter Tillman I work for Peter Tillman Yeah no biggie

It's like not that Peter Tillman Another one he's not the same one Another one see just I remember there's this one where I told somebody I told somebody that I was that I was an exterminator And it kind of backfired at me Because he was like oh I actually have a I have a problem

With like our exterminators keep They keep coming and they keep exterminating But nothing keeps they keep coming back and I've actually been looking at it. I was like, damn. You should have made shit up. So first you get a piece of cheese

and then you're going to get some sour cream. You got to come on it. Well, I said specifically, well, I said like, Pulses rats. I said specifically that, I said specifically like,

like I'm just, like, I mean, I just do grunt work. I can't like put in like a good word for you or anything, but like if you call the company, I'm sure they'll, you know, I can, I can maybe fast track it for you.

Yeah, if you call it bugs. And then, and then they're like, what is it? And then I looked at, I just Googled exterminators on my phone, and I just picked, like, one of the first ones that I saw.

That's so funny. You're kind of being noble. I'm kind of getting other exterminators work, Loki. I'm kind of a hero. Hey, I mean, I'm kind of helping out small business. You should get a little bit of commission for that. You call them like, hey. I should, dude.

I mean, whatever. I don't know. It's not. Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion,

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

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Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. You don't owe strangers, like any information about your life is kind of how I feel about it. True. 100%. You're right, but like,

is this funny. This is a funny situation that you're like, hey, what are you doing? You're like, uh... In certain scenarios, I'm okay. Like, say, I don't really, I haven't been every once in a while I used to have like a beginning of happy hour go to like a bar. You'd have like a lunch and a beer or something in certain aspects.

And then there'd be some, you know, chatty fuck. There's always a chatty fuck in the bar and I just indulge because I'm like, well, it is the one environment I feel like that is kind of designated for that. So I don't try to shut it down in a way that like if I truly, you wouldn't be that like say, oh, it's one of the things like if you don't want to tip, don't eat at the restaurant kind of a thing. So it's like if you don't really want like to don't sit at the bar if you don't want somebody to possibly not talk to you. You know, go sit in a booth or go something like that. And so I'll be like, okay, whatever, I'd entertain this. But because it happens. Every once in a while there's somebody who's in his 40s without fail, you know, and then they just kind of like mention something.

They scan you and like, how do I enter? So you, they would see you right now and they'd be like, oh, are you in the army? And immediately like, oh, well, here we go. I got to fucking Dude, I just remember I fucking one time Because I just did not want to talk I was actually

I didn't have my car yet I got my license suspended in Arizona Because I was a complete idiot And I went back to Cali to get You know things taken care of I hadn't had my license back yet So I was right in the bus to my girlfriend's house And this was funny

Her birthday is on Veterans Day I had some flowers and I had this Army Camel assault, this assault tactical backpack on that like some of the army people use, I just bought it because it was practical as shit at one of those Salvation Army stores. And so this guy sees me in the bus,

like, oh man, he thinks I'm by the Rose Hill Cemetery. I need to go over it. So he thinks I'm going there. And then he's trying to like, he's like, oh, you know, like, just want to say like, thank you for your service. And I was like, what? I was like, oh, this is weird. And I could have just been like,

No. But I was like, I was like, yeah, yeah, man, thanks. And I was hoping that that was going to be it. Because I think it was like, the shorter path is just to say thanks and then kind of leave it there. And then he goes, what battalion, what division? Then it started getting. What division were you? Did you? Ah, yeah, my great, my uncle was a 501st or some shit.

And it's like, I don't care, bud. So I stopped, I stopped wearing. So I bought three things from that store. A backpack. a hoodie and these workout shorts. And I stopped wearing, I still have the workout shorts, but I don't wear them often for this very reason

because it kept happening. This Marines, like, oh, I recognize those shorts, blah, blah, blah,

this is I'm like, fuck, man, I just, they're just good shorts. What the fuck? Yeah. A lady in the store, and I did it again.

She was checking me out and she's like, oh, you're on the army? And I'm like, yeah, yeah. And she was like, where'd you serve? And I'm like,

God, shut up. So then I was just thinking, all right, my friend. You should have been like, like to talk about it. I should have. When I'm on the spot, I'm not good at, I would have been smart. I'm not good at lying, dude. So then I was just like, my friend Lonnie was, he was in Iraqi Freedom. So he was in Phluja and shit and all that stuff. And so I was just like, oh, Iraqi Freedom. And I thought it was kind of stupid to say because I looked so young. I was probably like 25, but I looked like I was 18. So she's probably like you clearly, how you in Iraqi Freedom? Like they would probably be as a child soldier, mid 30s or something, who was somebody that went there. So she's probably like, you're probably like, you in Iraqi freedom. So, you were. I was, who somebody that went there. I was. I was. I was somebody. I was somebody went there. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. But she was like, oh, my husband, blah, blah, blah was in Iraq too, and all this shit.

And I'm like, oh, God. And I was just like, I got to get the fuck out of here. This is getting good here. I killed a lot of brown people, a lot of them. Yeah, killed a lot of people. I destroyed these Hodgis, you know, like props to your fucking. Props to your husband. I even ate a few children.

My husband served in Iraq. They taste sweet. And you, and you be like, I got to get the fuck. I got to get the fuck out of here. I got you the fuck out of here. It was just like, people don't understand small talk a lot of times when it's just, it was one time, I thought this was the coolest thing. It was the best fan interaction ever where you and I were walking somewhere, Chris. And a guy just recognized us and it was like a quick handshake and he didn't even stop.

There was no stopping. And it was like, I can't remember that. Yeah, I can't remember where we were going, but we're just walking somewhere. and you're just like, hey, blah, blah, blah. And then he just... People always talk to me, though. Chris has witnessed it multiple times. People like...

Well, you're a tree. Huh? You're a Sequoia. Yeah, you're not easy to hide. Like, you can't... You're not going to slip through people. People want to talk to me. And it's like, why?

You're a sequoia. You are a red... You are, what do they call the redwoods? You're fucking giant. And I'm also, I always have a bit of a smile on my face. So I think they're like... That's one of the safe ones. So like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm going to talk to. They're like, hey, how's it going? I'm like, hey, what's it going?

And they're like, uh, what do you do? What's going on? I'm like, nothing. I'm just, you know,

waiting for whatever. And they're just talking. I'm like, please stop talking to me, person. I don't want to be rude to you. Please stop talking to you person. I'll be fair.

I'll be fair. If, if there is somebody that, um, someone that knows the show that knows us or something like that and they want to stop by and say hi. I don't mind because I know at least whatever you're going to talk about is going to be in the realm of like understanding versus the the small talk person that's kind of trying to get to know you briefly where that's the one where I'm just like I just don't I don't care I'm sorry like I'm not trying to be rude but you know usually most anytime I've ever had a it's so rare what I've had a bad fan interaction it was mostly at the big meetup shit like the VidCon type stuff or something there'd be some weirdos but just down the like the grocery store for whatever reason. there was one nigga I thought that was going to beat me up or something because he was acting really shady

he kept like going by me and I was like is this guy gonna fucking beat me up because I was wearing a mask too at the time so I was thinking maybe he's like one of those anti-maskers he's like why are you fucking wearing this you know I wasn't sure what was happening but then he was like are you some black guy and I'm like yeah dude you don't have to fucking pace around five times like like you're gonna we're gonna throw down because what what message does that send to you when someone keeps passing by you you're kind of like, oh shit. What the fuck is about to happen? People don't understand. To be fair, that's the minority of my interactions. It's mostly just cool. People are like, hey, what's up?

He's going to hear this and then he's going to find you and beat you up. See, that would scare me because he did see me at the neighborhood Walmart. Like, so it is a possibility. We run into each other again. He's like, oh, I heard you said, nigga. And he just pulls out the big, he pulls out that gun from fucking Batman One that fucking Joker has to shoot down his fucking batwing. He's just like.

Oh, my God. He pulls out of a cable gun. Magnum. It's like the biggest fucking like Magnum, some type of cult for, I don't know what it was. I haven't seen it. He should pull out the cables gun from Marr versus Capcom too. Yeah. Hyper.

Vipermane. The wiggily one? Or you can do Iron Man one, the one he summons. The proton cannon? The photon cannon? Sorry. I love that gun. He's like.

Is it photon canon or pro? It's photon canon. Yeah. photo. Let me, let me, let me, let me, damn, it's been so long because I'm losing my memories. Let's get to this last question and then, uh, get on out of here.

Gender bend, Chris, Sweeney and Derek can make them food a road in. He says, Hey there, less, lesser and least. What is the first game you actually finished? I remember playing a lot of games as a wee lad, but a lack of skill in combination with my stupid, uh, fucking dumbass kid brain

prevented me from finishing anything for quite a while. Please keep up this goaded podcast. for the sake of our ailing minds. Thank you. Absolutely, baby. His profile picture, by the way, is that Game Boy advanced Oh, hell, yeah.

I already know what you're saying. That image is so fucking visceral. I love it. I appreciate it. I love that. I'm somewhat of a scientist myself. Do you know what I showed you guys that? Chris's reaction?

I've never seen someone so scared by an image. I don't remember. I don't remember how I react. I think I were pressed it. And it looked at it and it looked like you were trying to figure out if like, it was like an ape looking at fire for the first time. It's like someone made this.

Yo, can I say, by the way, speaking of, because I definitely repressed that in some way, right? Because I totally forgot. But I thought for the longest time, I didn't think that people actually repressed memories. You serious? Like up until recently,

I really thought that was, I thought people were being like a little bit like, exaggerative or like artistic with how they were describing it. Because to me, it's like, it's almost like how like people describe their like when they're on shrooms and how like they see oh the craziest shit and I'm like I've done shrooms and like it's it's it's an emotional experience but I'm not like seeing demons crawl out of the ground or anything you know what I mean like it's not like it's not like any of the shit

that I've heard people talk about when they're like tripping on shit so I thought it was something like that where it's like oh I just maybe like forgot some details about this but I recently stumbled upon a memory that I straight up erased and it mess with me like crazy I was like wow I really actually deleted this entire memory, and I didn't know that. Like, I didn't think that was possible. I mean, was it like a traumatic memory? A little bit, but like I just, I couldn't,

I was just baffled by it. Because I feel like I remember most of the horrible shit that's happened to me. You know what I mean? Like, I feel like I'm pretty in tune with that. So to be like, whoa, I forgot all about this. And it was just like, wow, people do repress memories. I didn't think that, I thought that was like kind of like flowery language for

maybe trying not to think about something. I know what you mean. I'm getting what you're meaning now. Okay. No, it's an evolutionary advantage because the human race would not have survived without that trait,

I guess, a feature. Yeah, like the amount of horrible shit that has happened all over time, people, they had to learn how to repress memories. Otherwise, we would have died out easily. It's crazy. Yeah.

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$20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north probably closer to 22 23 after this year and each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on awesome so how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan what would I do if I got into an accident probably the easiest way is dialing pound law that's pound 529 from your cell phone we are always open our call center is always waiting to take your call 24 7 365 wow dan Morgan from Morgan from America's large injury law from thanks for coming by the show Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. That was traumatizing. Right now, we can like have people that can talk our way through it. Back then, they're just gone. Get that memory. Put in your pocket.

Keep moving forward. Keep going. Keep it going. Well, I got work tomorrow. Well, I got to feed this kid. That's it. All right. As far as the question,

video games. Yeah, because that's a good point. Like, when I was a kid, definitely didn't finish many games. I played them until I was like satisfied, and then I would be like, all right. I would move on to the next one,

or I just didn't, I didn't really play that many video games when I was young, young, young, young. I played a lot, but I know for a fact, Pokemon Gold, huh? I know for a fact I did not finish any of the Nintendo games because of the legendary Nintendo hard, right? Like all the games were, when I think about how far I got into some of those games,

I'm actually impressed with myself that I've gone back and tried to play like Commando in some other games. I'm like, how the fuck did I get anywhere in this game? You just get hit and you got to fucking start over. Like, what is that? That's bullshit. The idea of people as children beating Mega Man games is crazy to me, dog.

Like, it's crazy that kids beat those games. I think I might have beat Mega Man 4 or I got close. I can't remember. But I remember Farrow Man was in that. That was a fun fight. But anyway, I have, I have, most of my memories were from Sega Genesis where I definitely beat Sonic 2. That was one of my favorite games to beat, like, beating the mecha sonic.

I love that fight. And Streets of Rage 2, I beat a billion times. I beat that game fucking way too many times, like, to where most people would be like, this isn't fun anymore. Like, stop. But just shit on the Sega Genesis. That it would probably have to be between those two is like as far as memory goes of those, maybe something earlier. I don't remember. Don't remember.

Yeah. those for sure I don't know I think my memory tells me my memory tells me that it was Crash Bandicoot 2 Cortex Strikes Back I feel like that was because I never I didn't get the first Crash Bandico game

until way way way way later because I just played the demo that came in like a Pizza Hut disc over and over again That was like my first that was how I played Crash Bandico's I didn't have the I didn't have the full game so I couldn't beat it also that game was fucking insanely hard I love that game I think that was it because I think I remember

like playing Game Boy Advance games and stuff like that but like not really holding them not holding my attention long enough for me to actually Legacy like Legacy of Goku I couldn't beat I got to that one cave on Namick

and I just had no idea what the fuck to do and I gave up on that so there's a lot of games that I just kind of put down but I think that was I think Crash Bandico too was the first time I remember seeing the credits and assessing that like, oh, I had beaten this now. And that's probably like 1998, 99 or something.

Yeah, I still, I can remember a handful games. Because it definitely wasn't being Mario or anything. When did Mega Man X come out? I'm trying to, let me make sure. I don't, I wasn't around yet. I'm pretty sure. No, no, no, I was around. Maybe like 98.

Yeah, and Mega Man X is later. Before that. Let me see. I'm going to say 93. So, oh, I think it's just. beats out on them. 93. I was going to say

it just beats out. I wasn't born yet. So 92, I think is when Streets of Rage and Sonic 2 came out, if I remember correctly. They were born 88? Yeah. And so I think,

so I'm going to say it was either to be Sonic 2 or Streets of Rage 2 and then probably Mega Man X right after because I was thinking I'm trying to, I saw the credit, Mega Man X is just game changer for me, that shit. Mega Man X made regular Mega Man

games complete trash for me. Honestly, they were so much cool I don't think they were mechanically better but they were way cooler they were like way cooler and you got the how you got the show you can eventually if you got all the fucking secret things

that game was so cool dude you had to do specific yeah you had to you had to do something specific to get the Shore Yucan and that thing was it only worked you get a Shore Yucan and you would get also a Hadukin and the Hadoon and Hadoon it only worked when your

when your health was full but it was an insta kill it was so it was crazy like if you can get to the final final boss like when Sigma is the fucking wolf thing and the paws are fucking rotating around you just had you can one hit him and they just

it's so funny you just one doink him and he dies bro the only thing that it felt so melodramatic not melodramatic it just felt so like lackluster the Hadoquin was so just like he made no noise it was so like

and it was slower than you're right regular blast too. Whenever you hear Street Fighter, they're notorious for announcing their moves, right? They're notorious for that is like, I think that's where it started, right? I think it was that was the game that were people started announcing their fighting moves because the concept of that is kind of stupid. It's kind of stupid to do that. So it's like even, and you know, I like that it still continues on, even when things that seem

completely unnecessary like Luke saying rising uppercut or something where it's like, yeah, you can just do it. You know, it's not special. You can just say right. You can just uppercut somebody. I really don't like Luke, man. I just, not that I don't like him. He just, he represents change in a way I don't like.

That's all the days. He's so the modern because it's like karate's not cool anymore. And they're like, here's the, what the kids are into UFC now. Like the kids are into UFC when it comes to like combat sports. So now we have this mixed martial artist. I don't really care about Luke, but his fighting style, I love it. I actually, I first, when I saw I was like, this guy's gay. Look at this pop-eye ass nigger with this beautiful hair.

And then, but then I was like, oh, shit, man. He doesn't, he's too, what you call it? He's not kicky enough. Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh,

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He's just like, he's a boxer. I mean, I get it, I get it. But he's more of a wrestler. He's more of a brawler than it makes martial artist. He seems like a wrestler.

And I don't like they say he's a brawler. Yeah. Like he even has that, you know, the ground and pound, the super art. Like, you know, where he seems more like a wrestler. than like he's just straight up like a kickboxing god you know like a specialist but whatever who gives

a fuck but because pretty much the m-ma fighters are the main shodo character they are like the karate they use is so heavily mixed martial art it's like yeah i guess we'll call them that i think i think i don't know my only bias was just the cover the cover art luke looks like a dumb asshole terrible i'm just like i was like i was like i was like i was like i You can't ever make me like this guy, but I think he's, he's fine. He's fine. I've come around. I think he's fine. No, I'm never, never going to happen.

Yeah, he's just never going to happen. If they bring Sean back, I'll be very happy. Oh, they fucking, do you see that they patched, they rebalanced to Ryu and he's fucking strong now? He's always been pretty decent, man. Is he like crazy now, though? Well, he's just, he does a lot of damage now because, because if you notice, the people competing at the highest levels, we're not using him. Yeah, they were using him.

It was Ken, JP, Luke, jury. Ken is so good at smothering, man. Like, fucking fuck JP, man. Like, they, the j-b... I hate bosses. I hate fucking cheap-ass bosses like that, dude. Where they just like... You're in the wrong world, bro.

I know. Just in the wrong planet, bro. That's there everywhere, bro. Did you... Whatever. I was just going to talk about some obscure fighting shit, but it doesn't matter. I've been watching a lot of Justin Wong lately. I love his challenges where he's got to beat this impossible shit.

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