The Snark Tank - #219: Super Saiyan Spidey

Episode Date: April 4, 2024

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We're a little bit We're a little bit behind schedule A lot of things happened Derek got his Derek got his wisdom teeth taken out He was out of commission for a little bit And then What is it?

What happened? What was it the Oh I should know this Because it happened to me I got kidnapped by A what was that Ice cream truck or something And then he was like

He was like, hi, I'm Dr. Yosef Mangula's son. I'm going to perform oral surgery on you without anesthesia. And I was like, all right, wait, as long as it's free. And then he gave me ice cream afterwards, so he couldn't complain. He repeated to take his dick out and bust your fucking wisdom teeth out your mouth with his club like cot. He broke the back of your jaw. German and Argentinian engineering. It's a wonder.

It's a wonder. Slam in his cock into your face. Knocking your wisdom teeth out. That's why I was... Ludgeoning. That's why I was gone and then Chris had a lot of shit going on to. Yeah, there was a lot of... There's some medical stuff.

I flew out to New York. Obviously, I'm in New York right now. If you're watching the video, you can tell. We did our 300, Sacred Symbols 300 live show in New York City and that was fucking crazy. Wild. But I got... sick, of course, from that on top of already being sick. That's what happens when you meet like 200 people and you shake hands and you inevitably, no matter how much you try not to,

no matter how much, no matter how much you're like, okay, I'm going to hand sanitize, I'm going to wash, I'm not going to touch my face. Inevitably, something will happen and you will, you will simply get sick. Dude, it got, it was crazy too because it was so cold in New York, but it was also dry. It was like so, it was like the. It was like the. strangest combination of climates that I've never it's never been that cold and dry in new york from my experience so like by the time I finished the show my lips were chapped to shit and I couldn't I could not talk without bleeding it was so bad and like by the time we got to the wednesday we were supposed to record I was like guys I literally can't speak because I will bleed to death but also there were also

there's some other medical stuff but we're back on schedule now um kind of I guess sorry for the delay. But one announcement that I do want to let everybody know about, especially if you're on the Patreon, Patreon. Patreon.com slash the snark tank, is that there's merch in the works, and it's very, very close. We're going to get some samples to make sure everything's set and everything is a. Okay. But like, I would bet, like by this point, all we have to do is plug it in.

everything should be in the system by April 1st and by the end of April I think you people on the Patreon should get your first window into the merch shop and I would imagine that it won't take that long. You people. You people.

You people. You people. You fucking savages. But yeah so so that's in the works so very excited about that. We got some really cool designs I think coming from a beanie Is it okay if we say Yeah, I think we've shattered her out before.

Yeah, Beanie Lingweeney artist. Yeah. She fucking rocks, man. I don't know if you've ever seen some of the stuff we posted a long time ago. I've been thinking about recycling. I mean, this is what a good promoter should do is kind of, you know, kind of keep posting stuff, bringing things up ancient because you have new people coming in. We're so bad at all that shit. But there's some amazing pieces of art.

And she did some crazy people. pieces for us. And then she actually even, I commissioned her to do the inward club. I think that, remember that podcast? It lasts for like seven, eight episodes.

And then people are like, what happened? I'm like, life happened, man, shut up. We thought about, no,

here's the interesting thing. Real quick, we've talked about bringing it back, but I just, it's, I just, I don't, it doesn't make sense.

My time doesn't make sense to me. I feel like I have time to do other stuff. And then I kind of end up, my day being full. It doesn't make sense to me, but I want to try again later. I want to try to get later. I'm about to go back to school,

which is horrible. That's disgusting. Awesome. You're crazy. I'm just going to finish out my four year, man. Let's get it and have it. How much time do you have left on that?

A year. One year and in clinicals. All right, yeah, bang it out then. You know, and then I'm officially a nurse. Blow your,

but hands off. But listen. Listen, we're a little bit behind. We have a little bit behind. We got a lot to catch up on. We had a lot to catch up on. Instead of providing a service for the world, I just get disability. Thanks, Derek.

You're right. You're right. I don't know. That's like a good trade off. You sound like what they make every black person sound like. I consider it is like they refuse to get jobs. They're just going to labor off Social Security. But you have a legitimate reason if your hands are blown off.

If your hands are blown off, you can't. I cannot blow my head. I don't have to, I like my hands. They're cool. You neglect your fucking toes and stuff, so now it'll be a good opportunity to really get intimate. It's really get to know how to use your toes. Do you see people driving with their toes and shit and, like, using keyboards and stuff? You can get there.

I don't want that. You're a fucking, you're a pussy. But all right. Yep. You ready? We got a lot of stuff to catch up on. No, we don't. Derek

Derek wanted to start off with something though before we got into some of the stuff that we wanted to talk about so what was the what was the thing you wanted to start off with

oh yeah I'm officially gay finally I stopped you know everybody was like oh he's doing that all that gay shit he must be gay and I'm like

that's dumb I have a wife but no I'm actually my wife is she's trans and that makes me gay somehow

so I'm yeah I just want to come out with that oh and one other announcement one other announcement A handful of people were mentioning the cold opens Because I did a couple of AI cold opens One was Joe Rogan and I think the other one was Jordan Peterson

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morton. which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

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It's not bad. I like where it's at because I don't want it to be perfect. I don't want it to be seamless. Because if it's seamless, it's not as funny. When it's like a little bit off, that's what the jankiness really makes it funny to me. Oddly enough, the CEO of that app, or at least somebody, he says to the CEO, I'm still trying to look up his credentials, but he was like, hey, I want to like talk about some business

opportunities, just coincidentally, because I have no watermarks on that shit or anything when I used it. But he was just like, hey, man, like the parodies and stuff you do are hilarious, some business opportunities. Like, he wants to have a conference. And so I'm like, what a huge coincidence I started using this app. And he was asking, have I heard of this app? And I'm like, what the fuck?

I just started using it. And I told him, and this was so awesome because I was trying to find a customer service for that app because I only wanted to use the Ben Shapiro thing. And it's not working. The videos just won't render. So I was pissed off. And I told him immediately like, hey, dude, I would think your app is cool if the Ben Shapiro one worked. He's like, oh, my bad. I'm going to get my team on it.

And I'm like, this is insane. So if he fixes it, the next cold open will, you would have, you will, this is the difference. If it worked and he fixed it, the cold open of this episode is some wild binge apparel shit. Because it works well. Like, like the voices are pretty decent. And all I wanted to do is fuck with the binge of period one because he has the best voice. He has the best voice for parody. He just sounds like a bitch.

He sounds like, why do, I told this to somebody. other day. I said, why did people, like, a lot of people on the right, they champion masculinity, and then they prop up Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro, where they sound like the biggest dorks on earth. Like, they sound like the, there is no bigger dork. Like, you can't sound any dorkier than those two people. Jordan Peterson raising his voice at people is the funniest thing. I like it. I love when it gets mad. It is really unfortunate. I like, who are you talking? I will beat you. I will feed you a vegetable and kill you. You are an obsolete person.

When he was arguing with Destiny, it was like, because of force. They forced nothing. The vaccines. I don't believe in any third party people. And it's like, you're so, you're such. Yeah. I actually miss that. I feel like Canadians genuinely have the dumbest takes on politics always.

I feel like by their nature, they are just really dumb politically. Look, to be fair, I think they haven't had enough strife. I think they just don't have enough strife to understand how politics work the right way, but they're so, they're so wildly vocal about it. You are a little bit right about that, actually. You're so wildly vocal about shit they're wrong about. And it's like, dude, you guys took Native Americans away in the 90s still. You guys don't talk about that.

In the 90s? In the 90s, they were rounding up Native Americans and. That's crazy. Re-educating them. The Canadians were re-educating, the Canadians were re-educating Native Americans while fucking X-Men. The animated series was very on. I've been watching that in preparation of X-Men 97. I haven't gotten to 97.

97's really good, man. I mean, I've been seen, so the fuck the thing. Too many spoilers. What's up, Chris? You've, you've, because I've been watching your journey, watching that show, and you've posted, like, you've posted. you've posted on your Instagram story all of these like all not I wouldn't call them

art mistakes necessarily but just like hilarious freeze frames of like dude the way X-Men looks sometimes is crazy because I was watching a Lily too and there's a moment where Beast where Beast looks insane he looks like yes

there's a moment where he looks like he just smoke way too much fentanyl and he's just there's one there's an image there's an image that uh Derek's specifically focused on Professor X with like,

it looks like he has 40 extra bones in his face. I know. Look at this shit, dude. That is so crazy. That is not a person. Lily's never seen the show, so she's watching for the first time now that way. And she's like,

what the fuck was going on in the 90s? And I was like, Lily, freedom. That was artistic freedom. Freedom. could write or do whatever they wanted at that period of time. Dude, he fucking... I feel like there was a sweet spot with, like, where things ended, like, 95 to 2005, I think was, like, probably, like, where a lot of things probably should have halted.

To stop. Just to stop. Yeah. Like, I just feel like it got... Like, even now, dude, like, Google image search is fucking useless. 100%. Like, it's all AI now. Like, you...

Like, if you try to find, like, a photo of a real deer, you will not know when you've found it. What does that mean? Because everything kind of, like, just, even just for a reference. Like, let's say, like, you're an artist. You're like, oh, okay, I want to make, like, I'm flushing out, I don't know, I'm working on, like, Avatar,

and I'm trying to flesh out new animals. And I'm trying to look for reference images of, like, I don't know, like, real animals to get inspiration. You look for a deer. And, like, every Google image search that you find of a deer, even on page one is, like, you look at it and you're like, is that AI?

Wait, what? Is it that big of a problem? What? Really? Yeah. I'm just not getting good optimized searches at all for things that... No, it's over. Dude, the days of optimized search...

The days of Google existing to help you get to the answers that you need to find are over. Like, it's... They've been over for a while, to be fair. But, like, it's all just like, oh, well, what's advertised, you know, who's paying for the top spots on this Google search? And if nothing applies, then it's, it's crazy. And also, it's really truly fucking wild. A lot of times when I'm searching for an answer for something, it'll give me a line in an article that thinks, I think this is what you're looking for. Like, say, for example, I wanted to look at, a few times.

This happens to me most of the time. And it won't, and it's not a, it's not what I'm looking for specifically. And I'll have to really dig sometimes in the other pages to see if I, if I, if I, look, here, I actually, I actually, wanted to look up something about like a lot of times i love i love like watching people that debunk like holistic medicines and all this stuff like that and i was just trying to find something oh i'm surely somebody must have talked about like um was it folic acid or something there's these things that people use they claim oh it's it's just decomposing stuff and these minerals fucking can cure so much shit i'm like i want to see somebody who's debunked this stuff for pages it's

just promotion of the stuff. Even if you put the word debunk or exposed or anything, I can't find anything. And I'm like, this can't be right. I know there must be people pushing back against this stuff. It's just not working. It's like, it's fucking garbage. I usually don't

I don't Google things like that enough. Because I Google things like, like people's ages and stuff like that. I don't really Google shit. Because I don't, because what else I'm going to Google really, you know? Like, I don't feel like I'm like. Well, you notice it when you edit and you're looking for

material and you're looking for like research and you're looking for just like assets. It's just like it's a fucking it's so bad. It's so fucking useless. But that's beside the point. We have a lot. Man, I feel like there's so much to touch on.

But before we get into like the big thing, which I think is like the thing that everybody kind of expects us to talk about, I do want to bring up I want to pull Kingston into this Miles conversation because there's a new Miles there's a new development in the Miles Powers arc

you want to explain so I have not read the comic yet I don't know what a comic came from but there is an image of our friendly black Puerto Rican electric powered Spider-Man using what seems to be a mold that resembles a lot like a super sane

where he is sending huge blast electricity out of his hands. Now, I know what you're going to say. Stupid, right? I agree. It's pretty ridiculous. But at the same time, I'm like, you know you're a baby

with like the keys jingling in front of well no I don't I don't like it I just said I agree it's stupid right like I agree it's dumb right right but at the same time I'm just like he's just this is what this is what characters do you know it's like dumb stuff like granted

he has I see it like Superman right Superman at first he could jump real high he was strong he was bulletproof. Then eventually he could fly. And then he could fly and then he had laser eyes

and then he had super breath. You know. So the stuff like that. Granted, it's Spider-Man. It's a Spider-Man. That's my thing. That's my thing. Is that like, Superman, look, that stuff is stupid about Superman too,

but at least it doesn't necessarily conflict with like super. Like that all kind of like, he has a cheat code kind of built into his name where you could really give Superman any kind of power and it would fit because, It's just kind of like the nature of like what his name is. It's like, oh, it's Superman. Like he just does everything super.

He's an Uber person. But like when you have like Spider-Man or Batman and then you start you start delving into like. Like imagine if Batman had like telekinesis and could breathe in space, it would start to feel like a little bit ridiculous. He's done all that, you know. He's he's gone into space and not died and everybody's like, you shouldn't be alive. That's a vacuum of space, Batman. He's like, don't worry. He doesn't have like a helmet or anything?

Money. and he gets back into ship and you're like, all right, Batman. Flash couldn't do that. I need a citation for that, bro. I need a citation for that way. Yeah, I don't know what that sounds wild. Batman has been in a vacuum of space

over the period of time where a person should not have been able to do it and got back into ship and everybody was like, you shouldn't have been able to do that. And he was like, yeah. Oh. Well, does he have a helmet, though? That's fine.

I mean, reading his face. It was just what happens is over the 2000s, right? Batman got written into being the stupidest character ever in comics Like think of it like this We live in a world where people think Batman will be Superman That is all I gotta say I guess yeah I mean

That's the only guy gonna be More people will agree Batman would be Superman In this fucked up planet we live on And it's like Yeah I don't know To me like a lot of people sent this to me I would be mad about it But it's like it's no more

Like I'm not angry that he keeps accruing powers. I'm not even really... The thing that bothers me really is that they jump the shark in the first place. Anything after this, it's just the same thing again. Like, it's not like it's... It doesn't, like, accumulate.

It was already ridiculous enough for him to make the... Like, I think the sword is personally more ridiculous than this super sand thing. Like, by a, by a wide margin. I think it's unnecessary because, like... I could say down the line, I could see him getting these power. Like, as an adult, as like a grown man, Miles... and rallies, you know, like, because he has electrical powers, you know. Obviously, I'd assume he's going to eventually be able to use electrical powers in a more

interesting or powerful way, you know? He's going to be able to eventually be able to augment himself for electricity. Like, a lot of characters have energy powers. They do that. Green Lantern does shit like that. Havoc, Robert Acosta. Like, you could, so many characters use their energy and, like, I'm going to dump all my energy to my body and I'll be able to move faster or some shit like that, you know.

Yeah, look, look. Look, here's the bottom line, the bottom line is that, look, is it, is it dumb? Yes. But like, we are, we are already kind of, like, Miles has, he's in the territory now. He's in dumb territory. He's in Batman territory where it's like, okay, this is just this character now. It's like, I guess he's just going to breathe in space. And I guess he's going to become super saying. I guess he's going to conjure electric swords. I guess he's going to sprout wings at some point because why wouldn't he that's not really? really out of the question. He's gonna be, like, I don't know. There's no, whatever. Like, it's fine. It's all, it's all fine from here on out because he's already jumped that shark. So, like, I don't, I don't care if anything else is happening.

I just thought that sword was just so out of pocket. We're like, because that's more than just shooting electricity. That is electrocinesis. That is being able to telepathically structure. He damn near has it already. Like, and not exactly. All right. Never mind.

We won't rehash this. We won't rehash this. But think of it like this, right? Like, look, let me see like this. You guys remember a sort of static shock when he went to the, the future, right? And he met himself when he was part of Justice League, and he was like way stronger by the time he was a grown-ass man where he had his dreadlocks and shit like that. Success starts with your drive. And American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow, Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. I mean, he's always had dreadlocks, but, you know. Well, he had his gray dreadlocks. Sorry, he had his great dog. He was a much older man. He was an older, like, a grown-ass man. I think if that happened, then we saw that miles and shit like that,

I'm like, oh, shit, what did you go through to be able to learn this? He's like, oh, after years of using my powers, I learned how these were powers better. That's what happened. That's how that would, work. Obviously, if you have a power to manipulate energy, by the time you get older, you're going to be much better at using that power. I mean, I guess, yeah, whatever.

I don't know, because it's not like, it's not necessarily like, say, Cyclops, for example. Cyclops got much better as he got older. I literally, actually, 100%. He got better at what? Yeah, but he couldn't build like a four-story condominium out of his laser beams. He could make it, use it to help him move himself around. He could dictate how much energy he could use before, because before he used to be able to, like, straight beams.

Now we can make them arc and stuff. That falls, that still kind of falls under the purview of those powers. He's not, he's not, he's not, you know what I'm saying? Like, he's not, you know what I'm saying? Like, he's not like optic bird blast or some shit, you know, like he's not. Think of it like this, right? Optic sword. Like, uh, like, uh, like, uh, optic sword slash.

Optic slash. I think it's like green lantern, right? Optic slash is cool. Green lanterns later on, they're way better than what they were in the beginning. Well, that just makes sense. Green lanterns start kind of a, They're conjuring shit with their mind. That makes sense.

Well, yeah. Well, then it's still them using energy or like the idea of like, I don't know. Superman. The green lanterns base. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. Hold on. Hold on.

I won't let this. Because the green lanterns, the green lanterns base power is conjuration. That's like level one. Like, that's like the base thing he does is conjure. They can control hard light. That's all they do. It's the best of power. They like, they can't charge.

He conjures. So they can shoot blast. They can make things. They can make shields. They can energize. but Spider-Man doesn't Spider-Man doesn't conjure. That's the thing.

There's something. There's a thing that kind of bugs me about Conjuring. Like that's the thing that kind of bugs me about Miles. It's like if they were going to make him, if they were going to make him an electric sword wielding fucking super saying, why even have him be a Spider-Man in the first place? It's just so silly. He was a Spider-Man first, man, I guess. I don't know.

To me, this seems like something that task master would be able to do. Like, you know, he would steal. He would, like, get the power and be like, look what I can do with this shit. Because he's just like, he's so, like, I can manipulate things. It just seems like something that would be reserved for somebody else and not him. But here's the thing. It's clear that he's being marketed towards, I would say, anime niggas. I feel like that's basically what's happening.

Million percent. Yeah. So it's just like. He's a new hero. Million percent. It's all that shit is. It's like, this is a new hero. Instead of giving him his powers that he had,

because I think his basic powers of him being able to go invisible and like have electric touch was already cool. And I'm like, that's enough. That's more enough for Spider-Man right now. But then he got like the ability to like do bursts of the city. And I was just like, all right, that's cool, I guess. They saw Superman do it in New 52. They were like, let's make Spider-Man do it.

And I was like, all right, that's cool. The difference is, I guess, for me. And then it turned into swords. And I was like, okay, he has a sword for some reason. Spider-Man doesn't really need a sword, but cool. The difference for me is that like I thought it was kind of ridiculous immediately when he, when he went invisible and started shooting electricity because I was like, all right, well. I thought that was cool shit.

There's nothing spider about that, but like, okay. Like, fine. Spiders didn't camouflage. Not a lot. Not a lot. There's not a fucking common spider thing. They can't go fucking invisible, Kingston. They can't like spiders.

Spiders don't have spiders don't, I don't know, spiders don't leap as high as Spider-Man does. Or spiders don't, don't have a perfect equilibrium like Spider-Man does, you know. Well, I don't know. Relative to their size, like, there are jumping spiders that fucking jump really fucking high, actually. Like, it's like Spider-Man. Like, stupid high, actually. Spider-Man's Spider-Sense is also an ass pull-up on ability for the most part. Damn, they're pretty cognizant.

No, yeah, I agree with that. But it's like, whatever. It's like... I agree with that, too, but, like, that's at least, I don't know, it doesn't manifest really in a, in an outward way that is obviously silly. Like, it doesn't, it's not like... It's not like... It doesn't outwardly do it. It definitely does it.

It's not like... that like this motherfucker dodges bullets. No, Kingston. And shit, you're like, this is stupid. This is why is he dodging machine guns.

Yeah. It is, no, it's ridiculous, but it's not like, I don't know, it would be like if, it would be like if you were watching like

Sherlock Holmes and then suddenly like, he just turns around and does super ghost comacazi attack or something, instead of being just like incredibly inquisitive. You know what I mean? It's like, Sherlock Holmes is, unrealistically inquisitive. It makes no fucking, like the shit that he puts together is so

absurd. Like, you would have no reason to assume any of this is how this works and that it always is and you're right all every single time. It's absurd. But he's not breathing a sentient ghost into existence to fly across to fucking Moriardi and blow him up. This is what happened.

And that's kind of, I don't know what happened. What happened to Shaw Holmes was made in the 2000s, right? He would be really inquisitive. He'd be really inquisitive, right? And what he would do is in the middle of that, he would be able to do shadow clones and then like Rassan guns and shit like that and be like oh this is modern Sherlock Holmes

he's clearly just a Naruto character I guess yeah because that's what happened is they made a new character they were like how do we make him never from Spider-Man let's give him these cool powers that's like all right cool we won't I'm not gonna be labor of the point

he's he's in stupid character territory to me I think almost objectively at this point and that's fine like it's fine it's whatever like it's what the market dictates it's what people want that's fine I promise you there's going to be a point in time where he sprouts wings or he just straight up flies or he has telekinesis. Definitely not. He fucking has a supermower. Why definitely not?

Why definitely not? Or he's going to teleport on lightning. He's going to turn into lightning streaks and run around. Oh, for sure. Yeah. He's going to turn into pure electricity and he's going to become Mjolnir or some ridiculous shit. It's whatever. Fine.

Let it happen. Lightning was not my concern. He had one really cool power that I really like. because he was like, oh, he can use a spider sense and Tanna was electrical powers to be able to sense like neuroactivation of people's brains. They're like, that's really cool. That's a cool ability.

That makes sense. That combines both your electric and your spider powers. That's pretty sick. Yeah. And then he was like, I'm going to go super saying. I'm like, come on. Can I ask you guys a question both of you? If you had success starts with your drive,

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Say hi, hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Do you think your spider sense would go off? if you were on the the the the francis got key bridge in baltimore maryland that shit would start how how much ahead do you think it would go off that's a better question like how much a time ahead of it before you think it would go off it would go off five seconds after you're underwater

because you get it when danger's inbound right you don't get it right before you get it's inbound, right? Like, that's such massive amount, like, how do you, how do you quantify that? Because there's danger happening, like, say, a car getting, it just doesn't make sense. Like, obviously, like, it's a really dumb power. It's a really dumb

and super overpowered ability. Of course it is. But that's the only reason why Spider-Ban hasn't died in the world he's in. Oh, yeah. The motherfucker's like, carnage and venom and Stor and Hulk running around, like Spider-Man would have been killed by mistake,

And it's just like, oh, I somehow can sense it, whatever. But if a boat was about to slam into the bridge, would it activate? It feels like, because really it only seems to activate mostly when it's towards him, mostly. Like, no, that's not true. Like, it's not just that because I know, like, I know, like, in other scenarios, it'll, it's, it does what it wants to. But mostly it's like, say, when danger's coming towards his way. so much trying to hit him.

I always think about like, I never, I can't get past. I can't get past. And I'm sure we've talked about this before in Spider-Man 2 where Doc Doc Throws a car at Peter Parker. And I think about what does that accomplish when he wanted to find Spider-Man? If he didn't know that was Spider-Man, why would you throw a car? He didn't. Which he didn't.

He did not. To the lore of that. He did not know. And he threw a car at a regular human being. I don't understand that scene. No, it's just like, oh. He knew that Spider-Man was his boy. He knew Spider-Man with his homie, right?

So is Spider-Rae going to fucking teleport and save him? I mean, the Ramey movies operate on a healthy dose of, like, rule of cool, you know? Of course. It's very, it's very Dragon Ball in the sense of, like, look, this is going to, like, why is he going to do this? And it's like, because it's a cool shot. And I want to get him twirling under a car because I think it would look sick. Right. Of course.

You know? And also it's like, well, what's the justification? What's the justification for this? So it's like, I don't know, man. Dr. Octopus is a genius, but he's also being driven insane. There you go. He saves MJ at that moment, right? Yeah.

He does. Yeah. If I was married Jane Watson, I would have not let him leave without answering questions at that moment. Like, yo. Well, she got kidnapped, so I don't think she had much of a choice. That's true. That's right. That's true.

Yeah, yeah. She got kidnapped, I think literally 20 seconds after that. Right. After you got kidnapped. The idea of him throwing a car. Because think of it like this, right? Peter dodged that car. A few people did it.

A few people didn't dodge that car. That's a lot. There's a lot. There's a lot about like, dude, you can't. There's certain things. Like everything, everything, everything will fall apart if you think about it too much. Yeah. Which is a great truth.

You can't enjoy things. Like even Spider-Man too. Like I love Spider-Man too, but it's like how the fuck is, how is Dr. Octop was paying for it? Like he goes to the bank to steal all that money. and then he escapes somehow, even though he's like this giant... Somehow he escaped. Who's not going to...

I get it's New York and people are kind of inattentive, but people are going to notice like a forearmed mechanical freak gallivanting through the city. So he gets this money in coins, by the way. In physical coins.

How is he paying... Because he uses that money to buy the material for the machine. Sure. But who the fuck is he paying where is he going to make this transaction how is he transporting this so we must assume the Russian

mafia he like probably gave the money to them you just don't think about it because it's a fucking comic book and it's just ridiculous there's a lot of things like that we obviously don't think when it comes to the plot but then there's some eyesores the thing is that we do the thing is that this is how it is the enjoyers don't

right the people that enjoy the things don't right what happens is that the people there's because it's so easy to criticize everything. It is in fact, especially the way we live in now, it's almost incentivized because, oh, yeah, for sure. I seem smart if I make thing that people like seem bad, you know, that is the nature of how everything works now for the most part. But it's just like everything seems silly. The world we live in is so much dumber than a lot of the things that we make fun

of for being stupid. Guys, we live in a world where Trump might win presidency and then go to prison. and be the president in prison. Well, if he won, he would just pardon him. He would just figure out a way to pardon himself. No, no, I understand. I understand. It would be like law. That would be like, that would be a great,

that would be a great law by the citizen too. Like that there's even a possibility of that happening. It is. Yes. It is the clownish shit that is. It's like, wait, you can be. You can't, you can't have a federal crime against you and run for presidency, but you can.

be the person who is the president. And then get a felony. That is, that part of it is, I think, that part of it is, I think, the craziest part is that like, you can't even. If you go to jail for felon, if you go to jail for a felony, you can't vote. You can't vote if you.

You can't be fucking president. If you do what Trump did, you can't even vote. That's pretty wild. Like, if you think about it, stupidest fucking shit. You know, what is me? It makes more sense than that. Miles Morales going super same.

Yes. That makes more sense than the fact that that's possible. In the scenario, it makes Spider-Man getting a car thrown, Peter Parking got a car throwing at him makes infinitely more sense. Then all, every scenario that you can think of, right now, if someone just appeared behind me out of nowhere, he didn't duck, he just conjured himself into existence. And then he just snapped my neck and he'd be like, that is actually more believe. than what is happening right now in our politics.

Because that is the dumbest fucking shit ever. We live in such a fucking stupid. We live in a version of the world and we got too much information about everything, but people are way too stupid to use it. We have too much information about how everything works, but everyone's too dumb to apply it. So we're just looking at this wealth of information. Well, the problem is there's too many bad actors.

It's like saying so the Baltimore Bridge that collapsed. because that that boat slammed into it. Usually people's first thought isn't, is this a conspiracy? It's become that because bad actors have planted that shit into their brain to think that way. I saw a woman and I replied to her because her first question to ask was, how is this not an accident? And I said, that's the wrong fucking question to ask you. Why are you not a regular human and ask what happened?

what do you mean how is this not an action what the fuck do you how do you know what the fuck do you know what's crazy about that is that like there there's such an inherent implication right we have so much more we have so much more faith in the in the tenacity of human intelligence than we really should like the question shouldn't be like how is this not an accident the question is like honestly the miracle is that this doesn't happen constantly like the fact that this doesn't happen all the time is amazing The fact that it happened this time is like, well dude, like, okay, so what would be the impetus for this to be an attack?

It happened at 1.30 a.m. at the lowest traffic hours, there was like a Mayday from the ship, even, apparently. So, like, some people knew ahead of time, and they were able to stop certain, they were able to stop certain people from going on the bridge at a certain point because they thought something might be wrong. You could see footage, like, of the boat, like, losing power. It's not like a fucking,

it wasn't a direct course it wasn't a why would it not be a fucking submarine shooting a fucking missile into the thing yeah and then just go home easy work done or just doing it or just doing it with no mayday at like way faster speeds in the middle of like a really busy time of day why nobody claimed it because that would be the point of terrorism the point of terrorism right to claim and be like we did this for this specific reason for a specific purpose that is the definition of terrorism and what what is there's so many like it's like oh when i first saw this happen i was just like holy shit like what happened my first thought is what the fuck happened because that's just normal you're like what the fuck happened like what what is this what am i

looking at and then you see some explanations they're like well we think the lost power and then they got out of control hit the bridge and then obviously people talking about possibly poor infrastructure for it to to collapse that easily which is fucking scary fell to think of about like riding on those bridges. You know what's fucked up? I sometimes think I'm too paranoid about when I see these bridges and highway passes. Like say there's one that I get off every morning or say when I'm dropping Jojo off to work. There's a light and then I will sometimes be under this one bridge.

And I sometimes have this little bit of anxiety that like, man, I hate being under this thing. Because, you know, how secure is this thing? When's the last time anyone's tested this infrastructure or anything? To be fair, the parts of the bridge that are on land are very, very secure. But so if you're driving under it, like, you're probably fine. But, like, I know what you mean where it's like, I don't like driving across long bridges. Like, it freaks me out. Like, I understand that, like, the possibility of them crumbling is, like, very, very slim to none.

But, like, I remember seeing a video a long, long time ago. I think it was, like, a bridge in Tacoma, Washington. I could be wrong. Like, for some reason, that's what's coming up in my mind. And they showed it to me in school of the bridge, like, twisted. like paper basically. Have you seen that video? When it's like extremely windy, yeah, they wind.

No, but like wild. Like, like, like, more than I physically understood. Yeah, if you even knew that asphalt could do that. Like, yeah. I didn't know that concrete could even be that flexible. So like, to see that was like, that's disgusting. I hate bridges. So like that fucked me up ever since.

Dude, when I'm, when I'm, I found out that building swayed. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's crazy. What happens is, I don't know, man. I feel like I've lived on Earth. So, like, once I went to, like, when I went to Europe and I felt like over the ocean turbulence, I was just like, oh, yeah.

When I, if it happens, I die. Like, I can't, I can't be bothered being scared of this stuff. Because if I'm involved in at the point where I'm going to die, I'm just going to die. Like when I was going, when I was going to London, when we were going over to the Atlantic, we got ahead with turbulence that was so bad. I'm still traumatized about it. I was like, oh, I thought I was going to die. Like, I don't like my dad. I was holding my dad's hand crying.

I was like holding on his hand, like, crying because I was like, I'm going to die right now. But counterpoint, counterpoint. What if you deserved it? If I do, exactly. If I go, if I'm going, I'm going. I don't care. I'm not afraid of bridges anymore. I don't like plane to give me anxiety.

but it's like whatever you know like if I'm on a plane no bridges no I will say dude bridges freak me out more specifically because I feel like the likelihood of me surviving is less like like like a plane I'm done okay plane I'm done but like if I'm falling into like you feel you're gonna be made and hurt really bad but you're gonna be alive like I feel like if I fall if I fall into the like a like not the ocean but like a river in my car I feel like I'm gonna be like incapacitated for a while and like I could die but like I don't know what what the likelihood of that is. Like, apparently, like, they weren't even really,

well, actually, I haven't looked up, like, what the... It was unknown last time I checked. Yeah, last time I saw. But, like, they saved at least one person. I know that. I saw six to eight people were missing. That's the last time I heard, but I haven't, I haven't... That's what I saw again last time.

The loser's missing. But, dude, like, it's... It is... I will say, though, like, there's certain people who are, like, I get that, look, infrastructure is a big... Infrastructure is a big conversation, and I understand why that needs to be... talked about, but there are some people

like, oh wow, look at how that bridge crumbled. Like, the infrastructure must be so bad. It's like bridges aren't designed for that type of bin-backed. 79 tons or like some absurd amount of weight to be rammed into their main support structure. Like, that's not, it's kind of like saying like, wow, the Twin Towers must have been really shoddly put together. They couldn't even handle like two planes crashing into them.

It's like, that's not infrastructure. That's just not what they're for. You know, so I do agree though. Like, I mean, like, obviously. Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward.

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$20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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because they are so pivotal to the structural integrity of the bridge. You could build the best bridge in the world, but if something destroys like one of the central pillars, like that whole thing's fucking collapsing. That's just the physics of a bridge. Because they need to have that dynamic sway. They need to be able to, you know... Makes sense.

They need to be malleable enough. So, like, you can't have a rigid bridge, really. So certain bridges have a bunch of, like... Like, basically, like, concrete things just under the water. So that way, like, if any boat comes near it, it'll crash into... It almost acts, like, fake land, kind of, to prevent it from, like, hitting the pillar straight on. Yeah. This bridge didn't have that, as far as I know.

Yeah. Like you didn't have any of that extra safeguard. It was just like the pillar and then. It's interesting because even when, right, even when stuff like, because you hear like skyscrapers, apparently, you know, I've never really thoroughly looked into this, but you hear like, say, usually at a skyscraper level that they are built to withstand crashes, like airplane crashes. And it was a talking point that I'd always hear, like, say, when 9-11 was being brought up like, oh, how did they so easily crumble when they're designed for this? And I'm like, well, you know, in theory, you think about like theories of you're building things to, like say even when it comes to car crashes and all these things. Sometimes the simplest car crash is actually sometimes the deadliest ones. I'm like, you can't really account for so many variables.

And so I'm more, I guess it was more terrifying that I would have, I guess I would have expected the bridge to be badly damaged. But I guess seeing it collapse like that, that's what makes our brain. to be like holy shit that seemed very like obviously a forceful impact by a lot of tons of force but it still also

like damn that shit just like came apart in one so it was kind of like terrifying in a way that oh I wonder if it could have been prevented blah blah blah but at the end of the day it's jarring it's jarring to see for sure I remember seeing it being like that looks crazy especially at like especially if you look at it at like high speed

if you look at it like sped up It looks like fucking Balsa would. It's insane. I would like to talk about the idea that I don't, I can't believe in my heart of heart. Like, there are some people out with enemy that I'm going to probably be like, it's actually very true. I can't believe a skyscraper can endure a plane hitting it. Like I can't, like, you can't tell me mad.

Listen, to be fair to the Twin Towers, they were burning for a while before they came down. That's true. I remember correctly. I think one of them just came down. No, no, no, no, because they were both, no, because one was on fire for a while, and then the second plane hit that, like, both planes, both buildings were hit by the time one of them came down. And, and, like, they were, like, separate. But it wasn't like a long time necessarily, but it was longer than I would anticipate a building to withstand a plane. I just, I can't.

Like, my brain can't. Like, my mind can't, what buildings are made of. And I mean, what a plane speed of. plane can move. My brain can't understand it. Like I just can't. My brain's not rationalized. I can probably won't be wrong.

So here's okay. So here it is. The North, the North Tower collapses after burning for 102 minutes. So that's an hour. That's an hour of burning,

which is crazy. So like, I don't know. Yeah. That makes sense to me. Like, I got, like,

so it did, so it did withstand. It's just a matter of like, well, like, if you're above that, if you're above the impact, then you're, I mean, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, he's got to wait it out, but if you're below it, you know, you're radically have enough time to maybe get out. It was very interesting because if the, if the plane was hit, like, it was in such a, it hit in such an area that like, it really was able to collapse after a while because of the, you know, the damage of where it was, and then finally

starting to buff and then so it was enough on the pox, yeah, for the force to make a pancake. And it was just like one of those things where it was so I understand the conspiratorial mind because of how when you think about like say the the terrorist in like Saudi Arabia or wherever they actually were from I think they're actually Saudi and not you know from Afghanistan or obviously not from Iraq that you with the resources that they have you're like oh how the fuck like our black ops teams and stuff like that like you don't see them carrying out fucking amazing shit like that. So the idea that they were able to do this completely on their own, I understand the conspiratorial mind when you start looking into like this. I totally understand the thing. However, this world is so weird that like, yeah, some weird shit. Like, I hate saying that, but it's like some weird shit just happens and it's such a phenomenon that like you can't, and you try to replicate it, you're never going to be able to do it again.

The simplest explanation, the simplest explanation is often just. the most accurate one. It's just like, I struggle with that, though. It's not a simple explanation, though. That's the thing that I struggle with. No, no, but what I mean is like, um,

when you try to overcom, like, oh, like when people were like, well, who the fuck could have, like, you're telling me people hijacked a plane in 2001. How's that even possible?

That's not like, it's like, it's very possible. It's the idea that it's possible. The idea that. It didn't happen before that is. I don't think people fully understand how chaotic the world is and how amazing it is that this kind of thing isn't happening on a fucking

minute, by minute basis. Like when I think about the amount of gun violence in the United States, and then I think about the amount of guns... Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward.

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow, Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. It's staggering to me that it is as low as it is.

It's high and it's disgraceful and depressing and really terrible. But like the fact that it is as low as it is versus the amount of guns that are out there. And the fact that like planes are as susceptible to hijacking as they used to be, but it only happened like a handful of. times. That's that's the astonishing thing to me is that it doesn't happen consistently. Well, it's just such a, it's such a gamble. And I guess that's why people were so, but when you, I guess the thing that messes me up is when you use like, when you apply like Occam's Razor, actually the conspiracy, some of the conspiracy theories seem more plausible than the actual

explanation. That's the things that fuck me up where I'm like. Sometimes Occam's Razor is the conspiracy, like, like Epstein, right? It's like, what's Occam's Razor? It's like, oh, yeah. Like he, he, He did not kill himself. That's the simplest explanation of that, of that entire story. And that is a conspiracy theory technically. But it's not actually more complicated than anything else. You know what I think about? What I would always hear about when people talk about the conspiracy of 9-11 specifically is one of the things that they always fall back to.

And I think they always apply it to their own, like, beliefs and empathy or whatever, because they say, so you think like the government would kill this many people to do this? And I'm like, look, I'm not saying that they did this. but if you were asking me the question, would they do this? What the fuck is three, dude, when you just talk about getting in bed with the medical industry and say 500,000 people over a few years in the opiate crisis and this one family that are now being fucking, they're getting shut down and they were charged like $8 billion. That's just, that's 500,000 people with just selling and forcing doctors, making them give more people, um, uh, higher opiates to make sure that they fucking get hooked. on them so they can buy more. Like to think that like, like seriously, what is 3,000 people to billions of like, like, if when you think about that, like.

People don't understand. People don't understand like, dude, we've been in, there's been wars. There's who's going on. Yeah. Yeah. Like, like, like, like, like, people's lives are not. It's not that it would be above that. Right.

Right. Right. Like, really don't. Dude, I know, I know firsthand because my dad. on a letter in the mail a long time ago from like the army basically saying like hey sorry you might have been exposed to Agent Orange

sorry about that and it's just like sorry about that you want to let's press that message like 30 years later he gets that like in the mail just like from some random intern or whatever and it's just like that's so is it like they don't care about

people it's just a matter of like I hate it I hate it's stupid I do think there is an element of just like but there is so much there's so many reasons for 9-11 to have happened in the way that we understand

it to have happened like all the blowback all of our intervention the fact that we did what we did with Osama bin Laden with the CIA and the fact that it could have been

prevented too low back baby but then also like but then also like but there is an element of like I don't think I don't think

I don't know man I don't think it's like an orchestrated thing by the US government I think it's something that happened and then we were like we can use this 100%

that's the thing when you use Rockham's razor. When you think about, think about if you're an evil person that wants to maximize profits. Because you can even say this to all the major wars that we've been in. And the same thing where there's evidence, apparently there's evidence that say the Pearl Harbor attack, the Australians warned the Americans that something's going down. And it was just let it happen. Meaning that they didn't orchestrate that shit.

The Japanese wanted to destroy them. but if you let this happen you get the Americans in the war which is so much fucking profit for who actually really matters to these people because when you think about it everything that we do corporations there's actually a wonderful

it's great so Cody Johnson has this thing called Some More News and he just dropped a video on like say corporations being people I don't know if you remember Mitt Romney that was a whole thing back in the days corporations are people my friend

so he just did a whole video on this. And it's such a great video to show you how corporations have infinitely more rights than people. It's such a great video. Just showing you how like corporations

matter. It's why you got to make yourself a corporation, man. Seriously. You can straight up. Dude, you could you can literally destroy people's lives legally. You can ruin people. You could, you could what?

I can't believe I almost forgot to mention this. We have to, like, look, the bridge bridge fall down, Maryland, sad. Oh, yeah. What the fuck is going on with P. Diddy right now? What is going on? What is it encouraging? So, so I've been hearing about it forever,

but because it's like a very black-centric thing, I never brought it up on a podcast. Because I know most of our viewers are, not, are not. I know that, I know, I know that he killed Tupac.

It's, but like, what, what did, he didn't, he didn't, you don't know why I'm killing Tupac. The thing,

the thing, the thing, the thing, that he had to do a big he's death. That's the thing. Um, there,

there's, uh, there's a lot. there's a lot. Apparently, apparently Tupac, not Tupac, wow,

you fuck me up now. Apparently, Ditty has been sexually assaulting rappers for decades. Rappers. For decades. Um, Uh, underage people.

Underage singers. Is that real? I don't know what to make. Because I saw that, like, he was, his house was, like, raided. And then I saw, like, that he was like, but I don't know how much of this is real anymore. You know what I mean? It's all Twitter sits. So I saw something that said, like, he was on a boat somewhere or that he fled or that he was,

I don't know what the fuck is going on. But, like, out of nowhere, all of this P. Ditty shit started happening. I was just like, yo, what's going on? Apparently, like, there was one person talking about, like, how a rapper name Walee, went over to his house one time and he might have said something wrong to do you know who Cassie is I do now you of course you know but um but like it's like this girl Cassie very pretty young young artist he said center and then P Diddy had his guys hang him like literally like a movie hanging him by his sneakers over a banister trying to drop him off a building

like it's a bunch of wild stuff going on P Diddy there is just like a person Apparently he's sexually assaulted Meek Mills and Usher and Justin Bieber. He's killed. And there's a bunch of like racketeering charges going being found. People getting killed charges. Like it's just. But here's the thing. Everything.

It's the same. Oh, go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. What's crazy is that every motherfucker from the 90s was saying shit like this a long time ago. He was involved in fuck shit. like Mace said shit like that 50 was talking about shit like that long time ago

Like for decades people have been saying shit like this And even a common people of the people were like Oh yeah he had to do a big he's death everybody knows X Y or Z And now all of it's coming to light and I'm like Is y'all just understand it? This is weird This has been like literally since I was a little kid I've been here I've known he's been weird for a while

But I didn't know he was so weird that they like the His house would be rated. But you know what I mean? Yeah, this is in the same vein as when Harvey Weinstein, when all this stuff started coming out of him, it's like if you're aware of the industry, like say if you're even adjacent to the industry, you knew everything. All those people in the industry, I might have referenced this before drawn together. I really liked that show. And in one of the episodes, they just straight up dropped a little thing just calling, what's his name?

Weinstein? Not Weinstein, but who's the other Bill Cosby? So Bill Cosby is another person who got exposed around the same time. They talked about it. A long time ago. Calling him a sexual predator in that. Because like everybody in the industry, they knew that those people were doing all that wild shit. I mean, when you think about saying the industry, like, the people advocating for Roman Polanski to come back? And I'm like, bro, this guy raped a 13-year-old girl. And there's people that are...

There were celebrities. There were celebrities. who signed that letter for the Nickelodeon thing. I don't know if you saw... Yeah, I saw it. I saw it. Quiet on set. I was sad that I was... A bunch of people Yeah, go ahead. Yeah. Sign that letter. But like, what were you going to say? No, no, no. Like,

piggybacking off of that. Yeah. I... The whole industry, they're disgusting. Here's an obvious obvious fucking pedophile. And then they're just like, oh, even saying some people that Drake was the one that initiated. He must have... He must have been trying to seduce

So wild. These people are freaks. So the same thing in the community, especially when it came to hip hop and stuff, there was a lot of the same people that were advocating for him. And there was other people that would just casually mention the degeneracy, but didn't want to do anything about it. Like they've always known about it, but they're just like, yeah, like, say a lot of times it was always chalked up to, oh, it's the Illuminati shit.

Like, oh, Puffy does some Illuminati shit, like, oh, some gay shit. Like, there's initiations and doing gay. You hear a lot of speak about that And nobody wanted to go When I kind of understand In hip hop The community not wanting to go to the police I kind of understand that

Because it doesn't You know It's not You really want to go to the police For much of anything Unless you feel like It's your last resort You go to the police

And you get in trouble somehow And you're like You somehow are gonna Just for bothering them They're gonna fucking find something on you And so I get that It's slow to come out And it's a whole

The whole victim thing It's obvious how fucked up it is and how you always say, see, this is why a lot of people don't want to talk. And yeah, because there's a powerful fucking person that has done who has clearly killed somebody who smoked, like, people, there are people that are close to him, been like, yeah, he definitely, he definitely smoked that dude up in the club. He smoked him in the club, like, for sure. Like, he killed somebody in a club.

And I forgot who smuggled the gun in. Somebody smuggled the gun in for him in a purse. I don't think it was faith. I can't remember what was, but somebody smuggled the gun in for him. he definitely, it's allegedly definitely did it. That's what people are saying though. People are saying he definitely did it. Like this is not, this isn't news.

People are saying there's video footage of him right before Biggie died looking guilty as all hell. Like he knew something was going to happen. And it could just be he was having a bad day. But when you do look at him, it looked like, this nigga looks like something. I've never seen someone look so like, fuck, I can't. Like, you know what I mean? Like something's about to go down kind of a thing. And so it's not to be a conspiracy.

It's funny. It's sad. I was people going to that. But it's funny because I've been hearing this shit for so many years of my life. For so many years of my life over here, Pete Ditties are fucking like, he's a fucked up guy. He's involved with some fuck shit,

obviously. And like the fact that like now it's mainstage is like, wow. This is what it's like to be. This is like to get here ahead of time. It's what it's like to be at a place. ahead of time seeing other things normally like people say instead of people say instead of saying no homo people say no ditty now that's no ready well the thing about the thing about it too that's wild

the thing about it really though is that like it's not even necessarily that it's surprising because even i've heard stuff like that it's more about just like if everybody knew why why why now would any like you know what i mean like why would anything have anything happened now versus back then versus at all. It's the ball rolling. Somebody finally had the courage to go and take legal action. In the same way, people were trying to dismiss what's his name, Russell Brand. Russell Brand has a long laundry list of sleeping with young girls doing a bunch of fuck shit.

And there were people trying to say, you know, all these conservative homies were being like, oh, it's just an attack. but there's receipts all the receipts are there and him responding it's all it all happened but since and there was an investigation

that took a long time and then there was a documentary that came out showing all the evidence and it's one of those things that it took somebody to get the fucking ball rolling and then all these other people

started getting involved and they're like fuck okay all right this person did it somebody settled with Diddy other people are like I'm gonna do it too and people don't understand

that like what is it called like the it's like the the Spartacus effect. It's like, you know, like you stand, I'm Spartacus and then other people

start fucking standing up and being I'm Spartacus and now people start showing solidarity but it takes that one brave person to do it. So it's actually talking about because we're talking about all these horrible allegations. There was something

that happened in the Minecraft community. And the thing that's fucked up about the Minecraft community is that nobody's surprised if you, ever hear a story about any type of degeneracy assault or anything that happens to the Minecraft community, people are immediately like, oh yeah, it must be true because unfortunately there's a lot

of perverts that are in there. I think for the same way, there's a bunch of perverts that are in religious institutions because they know they can prey on young people, you know, they're just suggestive. Yeah. Well, this is, yeah, this is actually kind of ties, this kind of ties into something that I actually, I've been thinking about. Yeah. Because I see a lot of, and it bothers me because I don't necessarily disagree but I see a lot of like there's there's always it's always like some conservative Twitter account that goes like oh man

Pito Wood it's Hollywood and it's all full of pedophiles and it's like I really as sad as this is to say I think people don't want to admit that like people are really comfortable thinking that this is a problem

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Oh, it's just like the big wigs in the, in the executive industry. It's like, I regret to inform you that you've probably got people in your fucking family. That's just a hard. That's a hard to swallow for a lot of people, man. That's really difficult to comprehend. I can't, I can barely comprehend it. But like, this is not like, oh, some liberal Hollywood elite exclusive thing. Like, you've got people in schools in, in fucking, in the military.

and every they're fucking everywhere and that's fucking sad and disturbing but it does bother me when people talk about it's like oh it's just like oh it's all like Hollywood is just uniquely full of pedophiles like nah man nah this dude that would be nice if it was just Hollywood like it's like oh my god how simple of a problem that

just stay away from there we could just focus on dismantling that but the stagnation comes I know for a fact like I know for a fact like I know for a fact like I know we're hesitant to I know we're hesitant as a society to put that label on women but like I went to school

and I know for a fact that there were female teachers sleeping with underage students 10010% a lot it's like more than you would more than I can count on a single hand yeah they just don't get exposed

which is already too many for a fucking small you know community or whatever you want to call it 110% dude they don't get it's pretty much every teacher pretty much every school like every high school had one of those teachers. Pretty much.

At least. Yeah, we just don't see it as a problem in society. That's all that is. So they don't get exposed nearly as much because many of the victims don't see themselves as victims because of how we're socially conditioned. They're brainwashed and thinking that it's fine. We're socially conditioned to not, they're not seeing themselves as a victim. So, yeah, there's absolutely a lot of women predators out there that are in similar roles.

And why people focus on Hollywood the most, especially because conservatism, because, Oh, mostly that is liberal arts. If you're doing things in artistic way, you tend to lean left. It's why, like, say, you see, I actually saw, I wanted to see what was going on about this whole Hassan. There was some discord leaks. And it looked like he was threatening offing himself, apparently, because he only had 13,000 concurrent viewers.

So that was what, out of context, what it looked like and a lot of people were making fun of him. So I watched his stream because I wanted to see what actually it was about. and he was specifically talking about he wanted to do some normie shit but like anytime he talks about normal stuff while he's streaming thousands of people will leave if he's not specifically

talking about politics and he was upset about that like why the fuck can't you people be normal and not just be like I only want you to talk about politics 100% of the time it's like normal people don't only want to talk about politics and so then he made that thing being all be hyperbolic of like like you know offing himself or ending his stream

or something like that he was just being hyperbolic and yeah in that scenario it was one of those things where I saw Tim Poole making fun of him and all these people like the pundits were making fun of him saying that like yeah it's weird that

like yeah this is all you got and you're losing all these viewers it's not true anything that they were saying was bullshit like his subscriber count he has like 50,000 subscribers almost or something he's fine but they were saying all the shit like oh why don't you diversify your income it seems like people on the right and they used the

for an example. Like he has a coffee company and all this stuff, this, this and that. And then they're missing the big picture. It's like people that are artists, he was like, why how he was basically saying how come left-leaning streamers

and creators don't really diversify their income and have multiple businesses? And it was like the big difference from my observation is that the people on the right don't have talent on average, the people that we see. They just don't.

Well, let's just be honest. A big Shapiro, a Stephen Crowder, a fucking Timothy. Paulkin is an artist, but he started off on the left and started grifting on the right. He started making more money to grift on the right. But he started off being a journalist, guerrilla journalist, artist, skateboarder on the left.

He does have talent, but then he just started to maximize his profits by going to the right. But, like, all of the biggest pundits don't have any real fucking talent. They just, and then so all they're worried about is maximizing profits. So then they start other businesses to get passive income and maximize the profits. Where people on the left who are typically, like, say, artist people who typically lean, left are doing their passion projects and they're not worried about maximizing their profits by I'm going to buy this real estate and then I'm going to rent it out I'm going to buy a coffee company I don't give a fuck about coffee I drink coffee but you start a coffee company like germy

quartering's coffee thing to make money not that you're passionate about fucking coffee you know like say it's just like it's an easy business venture that's why a lot of people on the right have actually started coffee companies there's a lot of them damn but how did that even happen I tapped into the trouble over And I was like I know what you mean It's just like a big tap It's just like a thing where you see there's

Oh I'm going to put my hand in multiple cookie jars Because I want as much money as possible Versus the artist that's not usually worried about that That's why usually people even be starving artists I make just enough to what I'm doing Or like say you'll be a rich motherfucker like Hassan or destiny or whatever And you're not putting a multiple

You're not trying to become a billionaire for no fucking reason. You're just like, I make plenty of money right now doing what I'm doing. And even if my stream disappeared, I still have enough money to survive for the rest of my life

because they've made millions already. So it's just in a thing that like, and they think that's stupid, that like you're not maxing out on fucking, you're not min-maxing capitalism essentially. And I'm like, well, like, you know,

why do you have to? Why the fuck do you have to? Yeah, I would say, yeah, I would say generally, that's, that's kind of true.

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$1.20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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I don't know. It's not a, it's not a, obviously nothing is. But it's a noticeable enough trend to be like, it's interesting. Yeah. But I guess my whole point was just why. But anyway, like the whole focusing on like say the whole whole. the whole Hollywood thing. Like those people just focus on the left because they just want to

shut on the left all the time and talk about this and the grooming all the shit and happens everywhere. It would be we get in this stalemate where they won't concede to because I know all the numbers when it comes to religious abuse when it comes to kids.

Like I've studied this extensively because of how disgusting it is and how there is, as far as any of the large pundits go that are on YouTube, daily wire, anything like that, it is zero. It is and I mean not 1%

it is zero mention of, hey, maybe we should do something about this when it comes to religious institutions. And it is probably the grossest fucking thing about all of this and then it makes me personally default to like, I don't want to deal with any of this because it's just

there's just too many fucking weirdos and bad actors that pretend to want to think this shit is bad and they won't do anything about it. It's just, oh, well, you know, these people on the left are contributed to this. So we'll talk about this only because they're on the left. I'm like, bro, this shit is just getting weird, man. The culture world is fucking disappointing, bro. It's, it's just depressing. Yeah, it's dumb and gay.

It's really depressing. It's why, it takes forever for Diddy to get clapped. It takes forever for any of these people to get clapped. Well, no, no, no, no, no, no. Think of it like this. Think of it like this, right. This is a bit hyperbolic, but you guys, I think you got to sound like, Diddy, right? This shit comes out for Diddy, and they're on Diddy, like white on rice, right?

On them, they're on this motherfucker. Yeah. Swatted. Finally. How many politicians have information come out at one time and time again, and they're just like, ah, we don't know yet. We don't know yet. We don't know yet.

Well, we're waded out. Let's wait it out. Let's see. Yeah. I mean, I feel like George Santos was probably the biggest example of like. The person I was going to bring up right now. That was probably the biggest example of just, oh, we got to wait for criminal charges. I'm like, shut the fuck up, dude.

Well, there's a child on his lap. And it's like, dude, you're not protecting these children, dude. You're literally not helping these poor beings, man. There's a lot of, yeah, there's a lot of wild shit, man. It's like we already kind of touched on the whole. America makes me feel like I'm living in a fucking, I don't know, man. Like, I love our job, right? Like, I love our job.

I love what we do. It's a blessing to be able to do this and provide for us, right? But my mind is so much healthier when I stay away from the Internet entirely. Right. Of course. My brain is so, because my brain just gets sick when I do go and look at stuff. I have to worry about work for us. It's like, I can't, this can't be real.

Yeah. I just admire the people that are able to. consistently make jokes about this fucked up stuff. It's something that I constantly, I feel like I fail about that a lot of the times. Like, I'll watch a guy named R.M. Brown, who is like a master at that. He talks about all the worst shit that's going on all the time in these certain, anything that we just touched right now, essentially. But he's constantly just making jokes and he has a soundboard and he just fucks around all the time.

And I admire that because I'm like, that's the way I want to handle. I want to be able to bring up these things, but then also follow it up. with some dumb wild shit, but then I'm like, I get to a point where I'm like, I'm annoyed. That I'm like, why is it happening? I can do it. It's in me. I just, my heart is like, dude, no, don't do that right now. When people were calling, when people, when people are in, don't do that right now, it's

not funny. And I'm like, when people were in Baltimore and they were like, they were like, oh, this, oh, wow, great, the DEI mayor came out. The DEI mayor for no reason. Like, he's just going out to. address his city after like a major tragedy and then like like why don't you just say say what you really want to say because that's the whole thing it is so weird that's the whole thing what do i stand for exactly di diversity equity and inclusion now so the whole thing is you know

there've been black mares before him well i know this is this is so that's what it means this is the derangement of modern this is this is the derangement of the modern day where it's like a lot of things a lot of the things that are happening now were they to happen in like the 90s would not be a problem the thing is that like I'm in the

you simply wouldn't hear about because the 90s were terrible they were a terrible time but socially I think there was a veneer of fine that we existed under like because the 90s I lived in New York New York was a hellhole in the 90s. It was like the most dangerous place in like modern history. It was horrible.

Well, I mean, we don't really know New York in the 90s. But I exactly. Exactly. I don't know. We don't know it. But I have family that were we have family that were there. That was like, oh yeah, it was bad. It was not good. Like coming home past seven o'clock, you're getting robbed, you know. Wrong place. Wrong. Zon. Turing the wrong words. I mean, we're not really even talking about that though. Like we're more talking about socially, a social political. I understand. right. So, yeah, crime, crime is going to fluctuate massively like in different, different populations in different times.

There's this weird double thing about the 90s, like, yeah, that wouldn't be a problem, but also like homophobia was kind of fine, you know, so it's like there's these weird, like, back and forthness of social understanding about the 90s that is strange. We're constantly progressing. We're constantly progressing, but what is happening is people are, it shouldn't be this way. It shouldn't be, you shouldn't be able to have access to all this information, be able to debunk stuff easily. That's what it is the thing is. It's made people, the parissocial relationships has made people, I feel like, even dumber. And I could say, I could say that. I could say that it just, there's more of these parasolism because people have always had these relationships with their pastors, with people that were in these authority places and they just trusted whatever dumb shit they told them.

But it's happening, I feel like, more at an alarming rate where it's not just Fox News, it's fucking Ben Shapiro, then the Daily Wire. It's fucking the mug club with Crowder, which we'll probably talk about later. It's Tim Pool. It used to be the news that you would have to go seek out. And now it's kind of like everything that follows you. Yeah. Like if you have to use the internet. I agree. If you have to use the internet, which chances are you do because we're in the modern era and that's just how people communicate.

It's how a lot of business gets done. it's how a lot of information is kind of trafficked. Chances are you have a profile and chances are you have an algorithm based on that profile and chances are there's an algorithm serving you things that are based on your profile and based on your preferences and based on your opinions. And so instead of like having to go to the news

to like get your opinion fed to you and then like go out into the real world where like none of that really like you were kind of interplaying with various different types of people, now it's kind of like you ever like that the news through its lens follows you everywhere. So like in your free time

you're spending time like on your phone at lunch like looking at the same oh D-E-D-I-D-E-I-D-E-I and you're going to sleep and you're like oh you're going to watch a YouTube video before you go to sleep

and what is it? Oh it's D-I-D-E-I-D-I and it's it doesn't fucking stop and I do think it's led to just I think look the 90s had its own sheriff problems there was like all sorts of shit but even like

I will say this and this is very real I don't know how how positive it is but it's real where I remember going to school and I remember being in Catholic school and people

like we would use we would call things gay right and it would mean it would mean dumb sure and that's not cool but I also know for a fact that nobody at that school

hated gay people like I know that because there was a kid who was gay who everybody loved and it there was like literally no problem at all. So there's a discrepancy between, there's a discrepancy between language

and what people feel. Yeah, 100%. That I think was transitioning at that period of time where people still kind of like to call things gay because that's just what you did, but you also kind of just didn't really carry a lot of stereotypes about it. But like,

it's, I think there was just a general, what I'm saying is like there was a general sense of like positivity or, or optimism in the 90s and early 2000s that doesn't, exist anymore. I think now we kind of assume the worst because we have no reason to assume the best. Yeah. And because of that, it's kind of like, dude, it's kind of like the way that you motivate

yourself, right, to do anything where it's like if you believe you're going to fail, you will fail. And if you believe that you're going to succeed, you have a higher chance of succeeding. Yeah. And so like, I do think there's an element of that where it's like we are so disillusioned with like the way things are going that we are starting to backslide and make that true. Yeah. Even if we have progressed a large, A large... I don't know if that makes sense. I think so much information about us.

And then there's so much autonomy in the words you can say to people. And there's like... Because thinking of it like this, right? There's always been a bunch of asshole people on the planet, right? But they've never been as loud as they are now. They can congregate all together

and feed off each other and be as loud as they've never had the unification power that they have now. Right. Social media has made that very possible. There's always going to be bigots, right? And like for me, I think most people genuinely aren't truly big in it. All people are ignorant. I think a ton of people are fucking ignorant idiots.

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently. that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Ignor ignorant, but not exactly bigoted. There's now the amount of bigoted things. If most people were truly bad, this is kind of what I was leaning towards

to the gun thing that I was talking about earlier. It's like if most people were truly bad, we would know. Yeah, most people are a lot of bigoted people. Most people aren't bad. What? Yeah, there's a lot of, because it is learned, you know,

know because that that is being a bigot like say if you have a problem with like gay people or whatever it is that is not ignorance you were learned this you were that is a learned a bias that is that is absolutely prejudice yeah and there's a lot of it out there there are tens of millions of people in this country easily that will vote for or they'll they'll just look at the just look at the conservative outlets numbers and how fox news is the number one news network in America. There's plenty of people that are that are being taught this stuff. But what is to me, the biggest difference is like this. I already mentioned that the, the parissocial outreach is so much more prominent than saying being centralized to a Fox News to where there are so many punants that are

so trusted that get tens of millions of views. And we know through propaganda. When we, when you study history, the history of propaganda, we know how it works. It's fear. The people have figured this out, long time ago, you control people through fear. And so these people that normally aren't very bright, they at least understand this enough that as long as you keep pumping out fear to these people, they will stay. And they will not stray whatsoever. So when we're using terms, like going back to recently we were talking about like DEI, and the same thing happened with CRT is that they trust what the pundits that they watch are telling

them. You know, the people that created CRT are alive. Why not just Google and see what they say it's about? And then when you do it, it's like, oh, that doesn't sound bad at all. It sounds completely different from what a Tim Pool or Ben Shapiro says. I don't know. Sounds pretty gay. It's very gay, unfortunately.

And then like DEI. It's weird, right? The DEI has been a thing for fucking decades. And then since CRTs ran its course, since the trans panic is starting to die down because if you look at the statistics of what voters, what they really want, like say, Ron DeSantis just fucking got flamed because he ran specifically on trans hate and book banning and all this shit

and then it turns out that's not that popular ran out of steam and then he's nothing no one gets a fuck about him anymore so now they're trying DEI that's the next thing and so DEI a perfect example of DEI is just like well all right diversity equity inclusion let's put John Stewart

in the in the fucking 2000 early 2000's Justice League instead of Hal Jordan that is a good example of that and it worked out extremely well. People were very happy and satisfied with it. If they did that now, people, those people would be freaking out. Yeah, yeah. People go crazy about that shit.

It's the same thing with, it's the same thing with Seinfeld, by the way, because like, I think the first episode of Seinfeld doesn't have a lane in it. And I think one of the notes from the network is it's like kind of needs a woman because it's just kind of a- Too much sausage. Kind of a broie kind of sausage fest here. It's not really that interesting. She'd get a woman character in there. And like that show is like

inconceivable without that character And so like it And I get I get how the character has fallen You just have some stupid moments But it's like Miles Morales It's like it's like oh they make it spider man It's like they made Flash a redhead They made

Green Lantern a black man They made him a redhead too They've made There's so much diversity In all these characters You know like it's been happening They've been passing down titles Forever that is how things work literally

And like when the characters a big character. Like, oh, the Super Specter died years ago, and I want to take up his mantle, so I'll be the new Silver Spector, so I'm like that, old fucking books,

you know, so it's like, yeah, that happens, you know? If you're concerned with anything, as far as, like, when it comes to art, like, if you're concerned with anything other than quality,

I feel like you've just kind of, you're a fucking, you're a dickhead that's being led astray. The problem is this, right? Yeah. The white race, right? The white race, right?

Oh, here we go. Has a very unique problem, right? Where this is a real thing, right? What happened? No, no, because there is no white race, but yes. No, you're right. You're right. You're very right. You're very right. You're very right about that.

Okay. Let's not get into that. So race is fake in general, but the idea is that like, the people, people really, the people that are putting these things are using these fear tax on these really dumb people. They're like, oh, they're going to remove you from this world. You're not, you're obsolete. Your time is done. It's good. And what happens is that these dumb people that have the smallest monocon understand. standing. They're like, well, damn, we did enslave these people and take their land and all that stuff. So clearly they're trying to get back. It's like, well, no, people is trying to live. People is trying to exist in the world now. We're not, no, that's ultimately, but that's, no, but what I will say, though, is that's, that's the paranoia that's stoked that BuzzFeed was, and a similar outlets were kind of stoking with that shit. And they wouldn't take any responsibility for that shit. That is real shit. They would platform people like, like, like, you remember Black Hitler?

Yes. real people. Like, they're not, I wouldn't say, what do you mean? Like, I wouldn't, there are people, there are people,

no, like this is a guy who's like, this is, I think he's in jail now. He did some, there's no way, there's no way, yeah,

there's no way for me to explain this. But like, there are people who like have like extremists kind of, like, there are people who were platformed who were just like, yeah, man, fucking,

it'll, it'll be our turn next. And like, but like, but like, that's not like, these are fringe people, these is not the majority of people. You really think,

like, this is not how I don't know man I really do think pop I think pop journalism really fucked everything up in a massive way that they they will never have to answer for and that's really fucking depressing

even retrospect oh so good good I was just going to say we should move on to questions super soon I think those people need to be given platforms and then completely defaced the disrespect I think that's a huge problem that didn't happen enough like you need to have the moments

like that person comes on the stage, right? Yeah. And it's like, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, like, you're, like, you need to, like, let him know how stupid he is. I really do feel like, we would have been, we, we really would have been in such a better off place. If, if, if Bernie Sanders, if Bernie Sanders, if Bernie Sanders could have just been on stage and said, you're fucking retarded, get out of here.

I don't think that would have done. Yeah, like, to that, like, the one girl that tried to co-opped his, his, uh, his speech or whatever, while there was the rally. And it's just like, there are certain things, like, I understand you want to amplify specific voices, but like you said, they were amplifying zealots. And so, and BuzzFeed was amplifying zealots.

And all these people, the root was amplifying zealots. Because they wanted to feel, because they wanted to feel like revolutionaries. It was so bad because they were not. And they don't want to take, and what, in retrospect, a lot of people do these retrospectives on like, say, the anti-Sgw versus SJW community or whatever, all that shit. And none of these people,

unlike, say, progressives that make content, because I consume a lot of it, they never, Not one of them. I have not seen one person. Maybe destiny. Because he's an anomaly. I can't stand his politics in some ways. In some ways, he makes a lot of sense. But he's probably one of the only few people that reflected on a lot of those people on the progressive side, the zealots that were propping up a lot of those loud, crazy voices, stoke the flames of the paranoia that has existed on the right, the white right, for forever. But way before any of us were born. I mean, look, have you heard of the fucking Turner Diaries? You heard of Timothy McVeigh? Have you heard of any of the Waco?

Any of that shit? These people believe this for the very time that, oh, we're getting replaced, this, that. The FBI's against us, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then all of a sudden you hear some people saying this shit. All of a sudden, fucking Richard Spencer comes out of nowhere because it's like, see, I told you, that niggas been around for a long time,

but nobody listened to him. But then finally at the perfect opportunity to see, like, this is what I've been saying. And I'm like, y'all don't want to take responsibility for this shit at all? That you fucking gave birth to these fuck? These chuds were underground. And then you allowed them to come into the fucking spotlight.

And then it's like dropping anchovies. It's like dropping anchovies on the beach and watching the worms come up. It's just like it's so, it's so. And they said, oh, it was people that made content like us. We did it. I'm like, niggum, what the fuck did I do? Antis don't exist before the thing existed. If you fill me.

Right. Like, I look at, dude, I look at most of my videos and I have no problem with it. Pretty much everything that I made fun of back in the day, it's like, it's still ridiculous today to me. Even to the point where there are some progressive content creators who have come around on some of that not like outwardly but like they think it now too.

Like I remember specifically the Hillary Clinton stuff. Like when I would criticize Hillary Clinton it was immediately like oh it's sexism. But now it's like super understandable on the left to just like yeah Hillary Clinton sucked. Like she wasn't a good candidate. It's like oh okay thanks.

Yeah. Thank you. Okay. So I'm a bad person because I was right before you. That's really fucking stupid. But it's whatever. It doesn't matter. For sure.

That's all. That shit is a lot of stupid shit. A lot of people making a minor mistakes to not be like, hey, do people just not saying, hey, I'm not racist at the end of every video. And then people being like, well, he didn't say that. So that means it is. Well, other people did ruin that too. Like some people were like, some people, because some people did masquerade that way too. And they were like, I'm a classical liberal.

And then they ended up being just like, you're just a bright, right. I don't necessarily blame that But at the same time It's just like yo A lot of them focused on the real bad actors There were some There were I mean not some There were a lot

There were a lot of actual Dude there was a I mean I forget her name It doesn't matter But she was like Oh I'm cool I'm fine And then literally once you got an audience

She's like oh by the way Black people are inferior It made a like a video And it was like Yeah The fuck is this So there were some people that were bad actors for sure. So it's not like they were just making like progressive side.

They were absolutely right about a lot of people that entered the type of content that we were making. But they act like it was the vast majority or it was all solely. It was like, bro, come on. Or that like, or that BuzzFeed and MTV had like nothing to do with it by pumping out like really misinformed, not acknowledging that shit at all. looted versions of academic materials that had no business being divulged or explained by people who worked at fucking MTV or BuzzFeed, who don't have the fucking academic qualifications to explain things like the concept of systemic racism to a bunch of people clicking on BuzzFeed to see which fucking Harry Potter character they are. The degree of overstepping that those companies did is insane.

It's like, know your fucking place. It's such a wild. That whole maelstrom is crazy. I'm trying to understand how you guys were insisted in that. It's like what, like, imagine imagine me making a video about like disagreeing with I Elijah Veracan's anti-Semitic values

and then people assuming I hate black people afterwards. I'm like, huh? I am one. What do you mean? That's literally what it was. I, yeah. I remember, I remember making a video all of black people or I don't hate all the Jewish

people. That's that way I'm coming from. I remember making a video a long time ago about like there was this there was this a Black Lives Matter protest where they like laid down on on a tarmac to prevent some planes from because I think it was the idea was that global warming was yeah oh was was was racist or whatever and I remember being like this is not this is not how this is not how you convey really any of these messages this is a really dumb idea this doesn't really do anything you're right assumption was immediate it's like oh Chris hates black people. He's racist. And I'm like, dude, but then... That is a... Like, I love it. I love it, though, because...

It is so... It's so alien to my real existence. It's comical. Like, it was really difficult to take any of it seriously because it's like, dude, you... I know for a fact... I'm sorry. I've interacted with more black people in my... Success starts with your drive.

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in the last five weeks probably than the people in my comment section being angry at me have in the last like 20 years I know that because you remember those like you call you racist and then you'd be like yeah they think I'm racist and you're talking to me and Jalen it now

we're all like in the house and it's like damn are you bro dude it was so funny because it's like I just remember like the people who would call me out and it was all these panels It was like panels and panels and panels of just white people. Nothing but white people. That's what they call it red two.

Only Cat Black was the only person who was like not just a white person. It was like, what is it, Kevin Logan and just all these people, these pasty white, like, borderline redneck people. And you're just like, you really want to play this game? Yeah. That was probably the most, like a lot of Midwesterners and a lot of people from. from fucking Washington they just didn't have any experiences like that they weren't in the

true melting pots and so they had such a stupid you look at them and you know that they get started like if Kingston were to turn the corner if they were walking on the same street as Kingston and Kingston were to turn the corner at 2 p.m. They would be starting

maybe a little bit like oh shit like oh yeah I remember there was one time speaking of that this is funny story ever I was coming home I was Coming home from Dunkin' Donuts really late one night when I was like maybe like 19 walking home. And some lady came out and screamed because she saw me walking past her and I yelled back because I got scared. Did you roar? Her scream made me scream.

And I was like, I'm sorry. She was like, I am so sorry. I did a racist. She was just like, oh, I got scared as a black person. But then she scared me. And then her humanity kicked in. And she was like, oh, no. That's just the poor boy

Did you roar at her in response? Did you This is a boy Getting back home from somewhere? Did you pull out your block? I didn't mean to scare you. She definitely called the cops though. Yeah.

I'm so sorry And that she calls the cops. Listen, that's enough politics, right? We got to get into so. This is going to be a long episode. Sorry. I feel like we got to get to these questions.

Yeah. Let's get it. Let's get it. Because we're a little bit behind. I want to get to this one. This one made me fucking laugh before we even start recording. You know crabs.

You know crab likes F-GOTs, is how it's written, by the way. You know the sponge likes buns. You know, the star keeps sucking. No, the squid likes come. Oh, my God. It's pretty good. There's gay versions of these AI SpongeBob songs now, so that's pretty good. He writes, or they write, hello ostensibly, what happens is, and Derek doesn't have a stupid,

catchphrase. I do say ostensibly a lot. That's what happened to this. He says, I need to find this more. I gotta make one, I guess. He says, I need advice. As Derek has gotten me into a difficult situation, that is entirely my fault. Contradictory sentence there, but I love the premise right here immediately.

He says, my girlfriend isn't very online and is known to be fairly gullible. So when the sound of semen happened to play on my Spotify playlist and she asked me what the hell I was listening to, I decided to mess with her. I miraculously convinced her that it was in fact the original version of the song made by the forgotten black LGBTQ icon. icon Derek Black and all the CKs are replaced with cues as a sex positive gay anthem that was overshadowed by a cleaned up straight cover released shortly after Derek's tragic death during the AIDS epidemic. This is a wild. This is a lie that I would have.

This is like, this is something that I would say. Even went as far as downloading the song renaming the MP3 and sending it to her under the guise of it being too obscure. for streaming. I thought nothing of it until a week later she informed me that she told her gender studies class. She's been using this song for a project and asked if I could give her more information. What the fuck do I do? How amazing.

First of all, first of all, your girlfriend's pretty stupid. I'm sorry. That poor girl is that. No, dude, it's all in confidence, man. It's all in the delivery. You can convince people of anything. Like, everything we can say. like about like being a parasocial yeah dude i i guess that's not parissocial that's not pariscial

that's more than pariscial i have been waiting years for something like this to happen as a result of one of our shows that is so why would you lie you have to you have to come clean bro if it hasn't happy you have to come clean because there's no way uh it would you would probably lose her if she went through with it and presented that to her class or whatever. And they were like, that is clearly a gay parody of Simon and Garfunkel's, you know, a sound of silence that that was performed by disturbed. That was covered by disturbed. Obviously, that's what that is.

And she would be so fucking embarrassed that she would never forget that. That would absolutely happen that way. Yeah, you really got to come clean, man. You got to be like, listen, I'm sorry. I was just fucking with you. thought it was like a funny joke, but that I just didn't know when to end it. This is not real. This is your only way out of this.

It's just straight honesty. Yeah, you have to do that. Don't try and like, don't try and like Larry David construct some weird plot to like get off Scott free. It never fucking works. Just just be like, hey, this is what I did. I thought it was funny. It was kind of. It was very funny.

That's awesome. But this is not real. I'm sorry. Because he's going to feel stupid. Like regardless. Here's the thing. It's like you've locked her into a position now where she, there's no outcome of this where she doesn't feel stupid.

And that's probably going to be a mark on you. That is crazy. I will say, this isn't Derek's fault. Oh, it's absolutely not my fault. This is, I didn't do it.

That is, you didn't make you. I didn't suggest you to do that. Look, I don't have a problem with the lie. I think the lie is funny, but like you shouldn't, you shouldn't let that lie go on for that long for longer than a couple minutes.

Yeah, it would, same day, it would have been. Like, same moment. For me, this is the thing, right? Like, I understand a little, like, for a little while, like, I'll be real. Okay.

But you guys are going to judge me. For a little while, I was trying to make Lily go crazy, right? And I kept trying to make her think that the tambourine sound when you turn the switch on was not real. I was trying to make her think that she was going crazy. And I thought it was funny because I was, I wanted, because of course, me being a shitty person, I want to make someone that doesn't deserve to go insane, go insane. Nice. But what I, but like, I would not let her.

I would not let her leave my presence still believing that. That's not funny anymore. That is just arming someone with the wrong information. And now the fact that she brought that up to her gender studies class, she is at minimal going to look stupid to a lot of people. Yeah. At minimal now. She's at the least she's going to look dumb in front of our full class.

Look, I argue, dude, this kind of like ridiculous joking it's fun it's good it's humbling you know i love it like i remember like some of the some of the most positive moments that i can remember in in certain relationships were just like jokes that i completely fell for and i was just like oh my god i can't believe i fucking believed that because you feel silly but it's also like i don't know it's like a humbling kind of human thing it's just like okay yeah i'm just a person i can't believe i believe that but okay, I'm susceptible. And it's fine.

It's cute. It's funny, depending on what it is, obviously. But like you can't, you can't, like, like, Sweeney said, you cannot let somebody leave your presence. Yeah. That can't last for more than a day, man. Right. It can't.

I think it's good experience, though, for, for her, because to be honest, that is, to be that gullible is a problem in my opinion, especially if we're talking about adults here, I'm assuming you probably in college or something like that. that's not good to be that gullible. It's not. To even think that a song like that, a serious song like that exists without it being like some sort of joke.

Or something, even like say the out there brothers or whatever, that I want to fuck you in the ass or whatever, the out there boys or whatever. There's that, that song is still tongue in cheek even though it's a real song. You know what I mean? Like to think it's like an actual like serious like tone.

You know what I mean? You got a, you got to really think. Is she gullible? Is she gullible or is she just so, or does she have so much faith in this guy? Like she trusts him so implicitly. He was like, he would never lie to me. But I think that's the same side of the coin where of like, if you have that much trust in anyone. Gollibility implies that you lack any skepticism.

No, not necessarily because like I think any, every, I think most people are more gullible, like, towards the people that they love. Well, they have more, but then there's levels to it, though, still. Just like you would never, even if you wholeheartedly trust someone. There's no way. Even someone I love a tricking me like that. There's no way. I mean, I can't say. Hey, did you know that the color that we've been seeing this guy is actually not real? Like, you know, you say it's actually, it's actually.

Like, if you said something so stupid and outlandish, you're not going to believe them even how much you fucking love them and trust them. You're going to be like, well, you're obviously fucking with me. That's not a real thing. You know what I'm saying? So then there's just a, you're just a. you're just completely goable and you have no skepticism whatsoever versus like say I don't care how much you trust somebody and so in that and also I feel like she needs more experience because how the fuck do you not know that song like I mean there are some songs I think culturally that like

I don't care if you like that song or not if you don't listen to it or whatever but just not knowing about it is I feel like is kind of an issue especially if you live in the western world Like if you live in the Western world That is a fucking song that it's like You've heard this song before If you haven't What the fuck's going on? Like we need to broaden your horizons

Like say Chris There's a lot of movies you haven't seen But you've heard of them You know what I mean You're aware of them Like there's things like Where I'm like If you were to be like

I've never heard of Scarface I'd be like what the what? I mean You never heard of Scarface You know what's that? What is that? What is that? Like me like me

like me, I'm not a mute. I'm not a mutable to lies, right? I'm not immutable to lies, right? Like, I can get tricked. I was, before living with you, I was way easier to trick, right? Now, because people, people don't, for me, people don't lie for no reason. That's something I just don't understand. People's like, oh, I'm just going to lie to somebody. It's like, why? Why are you doing that? Why are you doing that somebody? You don't, you don't have to. But now, I don't believe anything anyone says if I can't discern it at least if it's like oh if I can't be like oh that makes sense that could possibly happen I just don't believe that

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Before my own thing, I was like, this is so stupid. This is fucking dumb. And you were like trying, you were trying on me and Derek for a while. And I was like, why is he?

Why? It was enough. People on the podcast believed it. And I'm like, oh, yeah, people are dumb still. well people believed it and then people went and reinforced it because like they wrote up a Wikipedia entry for so like people would go look it up and then there would be results

so that and most people don't even bother to check the results really they just check to see like if there are results so that was like enough for a lot of people and also for metal she is like my favorites I'm really glad that that is it that was an insane lie that I can't believe it works because it's not even that out of it's not out of the realm of possibility of say these adult animators writing, you know, or these people,

hey, let's do a fucking full metal, I was gonna say alchemist. Let's do a full metal jacket. It was just so, and it was just so specific, the idea of like sheen going to Iwo Jima in like, specifically in an interstitial series after Jimmy Neutron that happened in the commercial breaks

between other shows and him suffering PTSD. And like, it's just like, the idea that... It's ridiculous, obviously. I was surprised that, that people. It's ridiculous, but I've seen so much wild shit on, I mean, even just watching the X-Men, you know, watching the series, the animated series, like all of the, the entire premise of the show and everything that's involved in it, it's not for kids.

What fucking kid do you know other than maybe a Jewish kid that has been, you know, you're studying this shit early, but know anything about the fucking final solution? like there's an episode that's literally called the final decision like how would you know anything about that you know and it's like so I feel like you can obviously put in a full metal jacket reference in a fucking Jimmy Neutron episode if you can literally put call a cost of references over a cartoon show in the night you know what I'm saying so it's like not out of the realm of possibility

to where I'm like yeah it seems wild but weird a shit's happened this seems crazy I get it but it's not as crazy as it's about to get. I am really eager to hear... It's been to get worse. I'm really eager to hear an update on this story.

I want to know how this goes. I want to know... 100%. And by the way, because I know you're... You guys change your names pretty often. Just let me know, like, in detail. Hey, I'm the single one now. I'm the guy who wrote in who lied about

the fucking the... The sound of semen just so we know because I'm not gonna I'm not gonna just get guess based on me I I'm single now thanks Derek

here's he blames me and then he uh we have a we have a live show and then he shoots me like uh like Christina Grimmis or whatever Grimmie or other

he walks right up to oh man you out dog dude I always think about that at live shows man he walks up to he does the Ironman thing from fucking Marvel two

and he summons a fucking proton cannon and we're that's my best Broton There were some people And I'm like, yo Derek

I think that's for you. I think that guts for you only Because you did this Or Yeah I guess it would be better If he just hangs himself And puts that sound of semen

thing on repeat I think that would be better The sound of seaming He did Yeah, let us know Let us know how this goes Um Yeah

Although I do think Ostensibly You might have Uh Made a mistake We'll see how it goes down. A lot of this depends on how long you've been together and like a lot

of a lot of right really. You really face fuck the parrot there did you? You really guys really like I think this is a fun activity but like you really got to minimize you cannot let this escape the day. Real advice. It's genuinely incentive. That's amazing.

It's amazing. Anyway, Michael B. Jordan in his new movie peed. Pied. That wasn't funny. I'm sorry. That wasn't funny. That's so dumb. That wasn't funny. Seeing it written out that way, though, is really fucking funny. What would your reactions be if Keith David in a public statement denounce the Snark Tank podcast and called each of you the hard arm?

I would, that would, I don't know how I would feel about that. I think I would cry for real. That would make me sad, yeah. I really love him. Like, I, like. I got to be real. Like, like, Chris, like, like, I think Chris and Derek really, like, appreciate him. I actually love Keith David

Like his roles in In history of cinema and voice acting Are like something I really look up to So I would cry I would like actually like really really Like he's like Lance Reddick Like him Lance Reddick like Sterling K. Brown Like I look up to him as like role models

As a black man And like if they were like oh Bill Cosby I hate you You're an N word Kingston Jameson I'm talking to you And he points at the camera He's like I hope you have black ass

get shot. I hope you get mowed down on the fucking street. I'd be like What if he then, what if as he's saying that, what if as he's saying that, he jumps up and then comes on the camera real quick? He blasted it. I'm like, oh my God. Just like me. It's a reference.

See, yeah, that would be terrible. That would really, we would have to start. Well, the thing is, like, we would not give up, though. Like, we would start a new show. It would be the same. It would be the same thing. It's like, okay, well, he hasn't denounced this one. You know? Yeah.

So we'll just continue until we get him on the show. I'll be honest, guys. I have a different. You guys think you're funny, right? Yeah, you want to come here and all these jokes about Keith David. I simp for him. So that level of acknowledgement to you would actually make me happy still. So I'd be honest, because I kind of know what you mean.

The idea that he would even address us at all would be. Yeah. Because that is a lot like, if you tweeted him enough, he'll respond, right? You already got a response from him. Like, what is it he asked about the podcast or you asked about the podcast or you asked about the podcast and he says he doesn't really do them. I was like, would you come up with my fans don't really enjoy podcast much? So he hasn't done any.

And I'm like, I feel like that's a huge disconnect that he doesn't know, aware of how like prominent podcast are now. He's like, my fans don't really. I'm like, your fans listen to a pod. Dude,

I know not everybody does. Dude, but the, I would listen to a key David podcast where he's just talking to himself. 100%. Are you kidding? It's like Bill Burr's podcast. I'll catch it every once in a while.

He's just literally just ranting himself about sports and dumb bullshit. And I just like Bill Burr enough to where even when he's just his little soliloquies and other dumb shit that he does where I'm like it's enjoyable. And absolutely I would enjoy him talking about fucking anything. And it's just a thing that I guess he's just not, he just doesn't care to tap into, which is fine. Yeah, I mean, I get it.

There's only so much he could do. He would probably make millions from cameo, but you'd have to do it nonstop. I really, I really wanted to see Bill Byrd do a thing where he goes around making fun of other politicians. Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our programs are designed for people who never stop. You bring the fire, APU will fuel the journey.

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And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

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Not what I want to passers out comedians What do you mean goes around Because every time His best moment is him Making all of those Idiotic Joe sphere Polapal comedians Look like idiots

Do you see him Flame Charlemagne So stupid Did you see him flame Charlemagne? He was on the breakfast club I saw him on Charlemagne's thing But I didn't I didn't watch it He fucking

It was so funny He said fire to him literally He fucking Because Charlemaine just had to make a comment about Because they were asking about his wife right they're asking about um uh bill burr's wife and then they're like oh how'd you meet and this kind of stuff and he was saying like oh she lights up the room there's only two people that have done something like that and one of them was a guy and then so then bill burr's trying to move on and then

charlman's like wait wait wait wait we can't just move on from there so like did you do anything with this guy or you know trying to see like was there some gay shit because obviously he felt that way about his wife and then he was like well he's like first of all he's like with the black community like every when are you guys going to let go of this homophobia thing and then he starts dressing down like he looks at charlemagne with his waxed eyebrows and his sandals he just he's just caught like he looks so gay like the audacity of you to even say anything like this when you're over there looking so gay and he just flames him it's so funny that's amazing i did not see that it's so good oh that sounds like a dream it was good i saw this morning actually when i woke

up but i was like that i was like fucking bill burry so he's so out of all the people that uh you know that you've been associated with like joe rogan anything like that like i will i saw this show Joe Rogan and friends, and everyone was unfunny except for Bill Burr. It was not a good show. And then Bill Burr, I'm like, this guy, like, he's a real comic, man. And then there's just these other people that are just, like, I don't know, man. I'm sorry. Like, even before Joe went insane, I just, I was like, I, I've watched his specials.

And I was like, I, he's had one good joke. And it was I think it was about the pyramids. And this was like in 2005 or something. thing when he had his first special on Netflix. It's a hot minute ago. Before my mom was still getting disc from Netflix and I was like, mom, you chimp, there's, you can stream shit. We don't need to do this anymore.

My mom is OG Netflix. That's so not nice to your mother. Dude, if I called my mom a chimp, she would slaughter me. Because she's very sensitive to. She's so sensitive to like anything. that is even remotely associated with like racist overtones or anything to where I remember one time as a she was she would give me like barely any allowance but I would do so much work around the house and I remember I said like I didn't even finish what I said I didn't even finish saying

anything and I was like do you're work I was like you're overworking me so much and she's like what like a like a slave and then she was like you you like how dare you and I was like I didn't even say it I didn't even I was just saying that I'm fucking getting unfair like you're you're asking for too much work to give me $10 a fucking week she could she could never what you're saying is she was about to really beat your ass dude she got fired up for some for a reason she should beat your ass actually but what happened is that we're fucked and everything's a joke to us so i didn't even like for the slavery and shit like that i didn't even see the funny thing is i didn't even say it i was really just trying to make the point of i wasn't even gonna go there she went there

But like I think I also think what you did was brilliant because it was a great way to just completely mitigate like trying to give me better pay like trying to give me you know like hey maybe you want to double give me 20 bucks you know because I'm I was older. I didn't remember what age I was but $10 was a week was not cutting it at that point anymore. I was getting $10 a week until I got a fucking job when I was 16. And so by the time. Yes. So when you're fucking 15 whatever and then you're just like that that don't do it. anything. It was just, fucking, I'm gonna just

spend it on fucking chips. Chips in the pink lemonade. I would just have that shit, dude. Like, so... That's it, yeah. My mom... She's really sensitive to those types of things, yeah. So she could never... She can never fight the aliens in Fallout 3.

Did know. She'd flip the fuck out. There's a lot of things that I probably wouldn't... Like, I don't know how she would feel about, uh, because Kutaku resurrected the... I couldn't believe it. Of course they would be the ones to resurrect the... Oh, why there shouldn't be a Resident Evil 5 remake.

And then it was the same talking points. I really saw that. And I was like, come on. Oh, I saw that too. Yeah, I read the article. Now, to be fair, most of the article didn't have to do with that. It was just one section of it. I was talking about the racist blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But most of it was that they were just saying that there's so many better things that they can be doing than a five remake.

But it's still a bad article because it's a hard disagree with Resident Evil being one of the most celebrated Resident Evil's. And everybody can also agree that the tone was different from a regular survival horror game, but they still love the game. They've had fun with it. You'd see five months celebrated ones for sure. You'd still come around to it for sure. I wouldn't say it's a lot of celebrated ones. I would say it's not even tough. I would say, I would say people have come around highly on it.

But yeah, I would, yeah. When you look at it, I feel like it's the same thing when you just, you brought up that thing yesterday because that guy said, what is, a, game that most people dislike or hate that you love. And then Chris, you said because of the vibe, apparently Bioshock Infinite was the thing. And it just seems confusing because I feel like Bioshock Infinite and Residentable 5 is very similar in a sense that there was a lot of hate for it. But then also when I look at reviews, when I look at the way that people talk about it when they, when they played it, their memory and everybody had fun with it.

I'm like, where are the people that were like, fuck this game? I hate it. This is garbage. Put it in the trash. And I don't find those people. And I know they exist, but I don't, I almost feel like it's a, you know how people kind of collectively jump on a bandwagon to just shit on things. Oh yeah, for sure. I think that's, that happens, that's happening largely because, I mean, people, there was a video many, many years ago that was kind of critiquing Bioschristin.

And it's like, it was, it's like that. that Spider-Man meme or it's like nice opinion where'd you get it? Did a YouTuber give it to you? And it's like, yeah, okay. I mean, you don't have to like Bioschak giving it. But I think the thing for me, it's like, I look at Bioschart giving it like Halo 2 in the sense that there's a lot of shit cut and a lot of stuff promised.

And there was like a, there was like a trailer that kind of showcase what it would be and it wasn't really what that trailer was. But the fact that what we got was as good as it was despite having so much of it gutted and repurpose and retooled is what makes it so incredible is it's part of what makes it so incredible to me

outside of the fact that it's just a good solid game people complain about dude people complain about how the call the most recent call duty campaign was like smoke and mirrors basically it was like barely put together and it was like barely anything dude

if we people would kill for a single player FPS that was as content rich and as focused and as designed and as cared for as Biotrach Infin was it's not an immersive sim I get it

but like it's a fucking really good fbs and anybody who doesn't understand that is fucking they're a looney team yeah but i do know what you're saying where like yeah it's there are uh yeah maybe it is just like an online thing with resonable five i remember it like reviewing kind of mixed yeah but i do remember back in the day people i do remember people liked it like people that i knew played in and enjoy that you argue you have i think the same argument for memory of revengeants I remember people hating that game I remember hating that fucking game like hating it

thinking every aspect of that game was stupid or fucking cringe and then like I felt like people made YouTube videos about it people fell in love with it after that There is always The retrospectives definitely help That is very true I don't like that game still

I think that game is very silly I like um The Brazilian Samurai I think he's funny because of how much of an anarchist Yeah I don't know I liked that game immediately But to be fair I like that game before I play

I'd really played any of the Metal Gear's. I was already already played up until four. I always feel like the weirdest thing for me though is why do people, and I feel like this is kind of a testament that there's some people that specifically just want the same thing each time. And I always say there are like I, like say for example, I popped in some Dragon Age stuff. I have, I don't need the same thing each time because I already have those other amazing games. And if I want to play that style. So, for example, Resonable 4

came out, PS2, everyone was like, this is the shit, this is revolutionary. Five, very different vibe, but also when people are saying, this is not survival horror, and I was like, well, I'll be honest, Resonable 4 to me didn't feel like a survival horror, technically, because I'm, I wasn't really right there.

I'm whooping ass. I'm not in this janky, like when you play survival horror, you're at a huge disadvantage. That is the whole point. You're at a disadvantage. You're not, when you're Chris, I mean, sorry,

when you're Leon, I'm shooting, I'm shooting limbs, I'm kicking people, their heads are exploding, I'm getting badass weapons fucking, like, I don't feel like I'm in, yeah, I'm not scared. I don't feel like I'm in imminent danger at any point. To me, the scariest part was just, it wasn't even scary. It's anxiety inducing when, oh, Ashley needs to go, you know, do the lever things and those assholes are trying to abduct her. And I'm like, fuck. Oh, yeah. That probably was the most anxiety-inducing part because I'm like, okay, they could jack her and then you can actually, I just remember I shot her on accident one time. I was like, oh, well, there you go. I shot her on accident a lot of times. Dude, I've been, speaking of games in general, because my dumb master tried to use the rifle. And I'm like, I'm going to hit him. I was trying to use the rifle. Exactly.

God damn it. Speaking of games in general, like, I really, I really, I don't know. No. It's calling me, but like I don't know what to make of it because like I hear like really mixed things about performance and shit. And it's just like, man, it looks like a really good RPG. And I have it. I have it. It's really, really, really cool. But I like those kinds of things.

That's the thing. I like Monster Hunter. I like party based like adventure games. Like the barbarian, I'm the barbarian. The bad game is my shit. I love it. See, the reason specifically that I'm looking at it is because it's like I really wanted that Baldersgate experience and I didn't get it from Baldur's Gate. And I feel like this is the kind of one that would like, this would get me, I think, because it plays the way that I want video games to play.

It's more of a, like, it's not like video. Yeah. It's more of a, yeah, it's more of like a 3D kind of sandbox type. You know, you can move around and it's not like asymmetric. It's not like point and click type stuff. So like, or turn based as far as I know. No. No, no, not at all.

It's actually. Although I'm playing Final Fantasy 7 remake too, also. To me, there's... I'm curious, God. See, so I asked a bunch of people, and it was mixed. It was interesting. On Twitter, it was mixed, too, with seeing people. Most of them were saying that there is performance issues in some areas, especially when

there's too many people. One of my friends said that he was running over 100 FPS. He was okay for the most part, which makes me, I was like, oh, see, I'm essentially going to have the patience and wait for a couple of patients. That's what I came out to even though I have do I have so much fomo because dude I fucking threw everything aside to beat the first one again just to refresh my memory of everything that went down and actually I had so much more fun this time around because I did a choice that I did not do the first time I beat it in like 2013 So this was like it it turned it it turned the world on its head and it was like a what the fuck? I didn't even know this was so it was really cool and so I was like hyped to play the next one and then all of a sudden I saw the review I was like fuck I can't believe this

yeah I don't know I can't believe this I'm going to I'm going to wait I'm going to probably I'm probably in the same boat as you just because I'm playing because I'm playing Final Fantasy 7 remake right now just so I can go into rebirth and I'm I'm liking it but also

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

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Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. What is it? I'm playing. I'm trying to beat the first two Bioshocks again. Oh, nice. Because like, I don't know if you guys saw, but Ken Levine, their creator of Bioshock, who hasn't made a game in like ages, finally came out and talked about that Judas game that he's working on and it sounds so sick.

I didn't see that. It just got me like, I have to, I have to, I have to play Bioshock again. Nice. So I'm playing that like on the steam deck while I wait to go home

and play Final Fantasy 7 again. But I do, like Dragon's Dogg was going to be like whistling at me in the back of my fucking mind because it's just like I, I want this. Yeah.

Dude, they didn't fix some things, though, that I just could. So like, playing, I thought, I thought,

So I thought, okay, I remember, okay, I remember on PS3. You played it on PS3, and I'm like, this is dumb that I can't create multiple save slots. This is weird. I've never played an RPG like this, ever. That's just really weird. So if I wanted to even have two characters, or say when you have a very pivotal moment, right, and in a story, you usually, you usually, keep talking. When you have a pivotal moment in a story, sometimes you'll just make two save states.

So then you can, you can even. even pick up the story from that and maybe take a different route. So you want to experience instead of beating the whole thing over again. You can't do that in Dragon's Dogma. And I was like I hate that. Oh, so I'm thinking on the PC version when they released it. I'm like, oh, surely they're going to, it's on the PC.

No. That's the wrong answer. Nope. And then so now, and I'm like, surely in Dragon's Dogma too, they're going to fix that completely stupid thing. No. You still, no. And I'm like, why what is the creative decision behind this? Why the fuck would you

this. No RPG does this. I don't even understand. Whatever. They didn't fix that. I imagine I haven't looked at, because I wanted to go into this game. I wanted to go into this extremely vanilla. I did not want to, I wanted to be to just absorb it blind, I guess. And I'm assuming they didn't also fix the, the, the, the lack of targeting. I don't know if they did that. So you can talk. Oh, okay. Well, that's, that's great. Because that's also, that was another, that's another incredibly, I'm like, how can I not

cycle through Target? It's, there's just things in the game that were so, I'm like, what are they doing? What is Capcom doing with this RPG? It's not like they don't do that in their other games. You play, don't make crying, Target, no problem. Granted, that's the first game like that that Capcom, I think, ever made.

Yeah, but like, say easy things that have existed in other games for so long, I didn't understand why they just didn't put it in there. But, like, besides that, though, the game was fun as fuck. I love I absolutely love climbing on beast

and monsters and just whacking the shit out of them it is that is such a fun fucking mechanic and like

yeah and you're it yeah talking about it is making me want to play it

but I am I'm just gonna wait I I reinstalled some other games I think what I'm going to do for my

Steam library is beat everything in order like something that I've never, I'm like, you know what?

Alphabeto, sorry. I'm just going to go down my list. And I was like, you know what? Fuck this. I have to. So the first thing, and maybe a lot of people would be like shocked, but I never, the only experience I've had with Alan Wake was being at my friend's house and watching him play it, like a lot.

But I've never actually put my hands on. I think maybe I controlled him a little bit or something, but I never really played Alan Wake. That's top of my list. That is a, the first one. just, so I'm like, I should just finally beat it. Yeah, I like the first one a lot, actually.

I mean, I heard it's a great game. I just never got around, because I'm just like, I'll play it eventually. And I'm like, fuck it. 2011? Something like that. Maybe even 2013. I don't fucking remember, dude.

Well, I gotta say that if you like, if you like just bonging people, play the barbarian and dragons dogma. I've, dude, I love the female barbarians in that game. Is this some big chick with a big sword? Someone runs at me. The battle cries you do too.

She runs at me. I just uppercut someone with a sword. And the minotaur takes a moment and it's like, yo, maybe I should run through. Yeah. Yeah, let's, I was doing it. I wish enemies could run away in the game. That's what I wish to happen. I wish enemies would get hurt bad enough and they would run off.

Well, some of the first one. Like you'd fuck up some bandits or. Only the flying stuff would run right. No, bandits and the fucking goblins. I would whip them. And then after a while they'd be like, uh, this is too much and they would fuck off. Yeah, but I'm talking about

Maybe it's not the same in this game. No, but the big monsters, no, no. They never run. I want to hit, I want to hit like a giant. It understands how hard I hit it and it gets up turns around and starts running away from me. I want to do that.

These are the giants like, damn, I shouldn't be here. I'm in danger. All right, let's run through some of these real quick. These are some of these are easy. and then we'll head on out of here. Questionable wrote in. He says,

how would you feel if you suddenly found out your partner was an avid quartering fan? This would cause problems. This would really send me spiraling, I think. I would have to really love them to be okay. I would still...

Look, I'd be like, listen, I love you. This is a problem. I love you a little less. as a result of this. I'm not going to lie. So you got to make a choice. I wonder if that's...

Either continue to build, either continue to build this life and this future with me or continue watching really low effort daily, uh, lazy uploads from a man who pisses in his basement for. I know this is probably a really tough call. It's going to really hurt me if you pick the other thing. And I will probably go to therapy for years

As a result of this. But This is the choice. I would be particularly upset because Jojo and I have have shat on him multiple times together About just, you know, stuff. So it would be like a dishonest thing.

It would be a complete betray. Because I remember this was probably like a month or so ago. Betrayal. I was so mad. Like just not that long ago about, like he made a video about that. that shot up the Joel Olstein's church. And then all of the, all of the,

I didn't even know that happened. Yeah, there was this chick that was crazy and she just shot up the church. And luckily, I think nobody was killed. And some security took her out pretty quickly. I think off duty like cop people that would work the security. That's, can I, all right, look, is there, is there, it's probably, look, I didn't hear about this. I didn't know about this. There's an obvious point of humor there, which is like,

it is unfortunate that look it's not I shouldn't say it's unfortunate it is very fortunate that nobody got hurt however god it is it is funny that when a woman's going to do a mass shooting

she just can't do it oh that's like it's just like she just can't figure she can't fucking figure the gun out but no one died no one died where do I point it I don't Can you imagine? But here's the thing that it's funny that you're saying woman.

So here's the thing that they made all of these conservative pieces of shit we're making a video about. So she's a criminal. She's crazy, but she's a criminal. One common thing that a lot of criminals have are aliases because they're for obvious reasons. Some of her aliases or one of them, whatever, or male. So because of that, these fucking assholes put two and two together must be trans. Must be a trans shooter This man shot up this thing

See it's the crazy trans people That are doing all these mass shooting Blah Blah Blah Blah And then so obviously that's not the case Even the fucking police came out In the press conference and say She is a woman She's always identified as a woman

She's blah blah blah You don't have to you don't even need information About that to figure that out Because the information is just in the damage done Yeah And then so he's a woman There was no damage done So obvious obviously

They probably would have made jokes about that but it was easier to shit on the trans community, right? So with that information coming out, did any of those pieces of human filth retract the statements or even delete their videos that had hundreds of thousands of views of fucking course not. So I was talking about that recently. And then if it turned out that Jojo was like,

nah, high five-quartering, I'd be like, oh, man. I would feel so, I would have, actually be really fucking upset. Like, wow. That's mega betraying. I don't know, man. Lily, imagine only sitting down watching that shit just makes me really upset.

Like, I don't want to hug her. Like, I don't want to go out there and hug her right now. Like, I don't want to sit beside her and eat dinner. So we got, we got our answers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got our answers for this. You like the quartering? It would hurt all of us greatly. You're stupid. A huge cataclysm wrote in. He says, Hello, Chris, Derek, and Kingston. Has it ever taken you a long time to learn that you were talking to someone important? My best friend's uncle is Billy

Joe Armstrong and despite meeting him multiple times beforehand, I didn't realize who he was until I was 15. 15's a reasonable age to become cognizant of it. I don't think I was really cognizant of celebrities until I was like probably around like 13 14. So I'll say this. I don't know if I've said this on the podcast before

because it's kind of embarrassing. I think you know this, Sweeney. I think Derek might know this too. I don't know. Maybe I've told this poor. I don't know. But I was at a party once and I don't remember exactly where I was, I think it was just at a bar. And I was talking with a bunch of animators. And we were talking just in general.

And the topic inevitably came up about The Simpsons and how the Simpsons had really gone downhill. And I remember just being like, yeah, I don't even know why they have that fucking show on anymore. Like, what's even the fucking point of this? And, like, I just don't get, like, they should just kill this thing. And I didn't realize that I was talking to Matt Graning's son. That's awesome. And I think it was like his birthday, too. I was just like...

Happy birthday, bozo. Happy birthday. Your dad's show is terrible. Yeah, but that was like... I was laughing so hard when I found that out because I was like, oh, my... Because I don't care enough about the... I really don't give a shit.

It's just like, wow, what are the odds to that? Because I never... Kingson, you know me. How often am I talking about The Simpsons? Success starts with your dream. Drive, an American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Fucking barely, if ever. I have one like that. So, like, the idea that I would bring it up in this scenario to just so happens to the guy's son is fucking wild. But that's the only thing that I can think of that reminds me. You might not know. You might know. You might know. So you know the Cosby show, right?

Yeah. I don't know that. What's that? The Cosby show, obviously. Oh, no side. Seriously, the show the Cosby show. The mother on the Cosby show is named Felicia Rashad. She is my grandma's cousin.

Actually, not kidding. She's my grandma's cousin. So there was one day that like maybe I was, it was like maybe like 2006, 7, right before we moved away from the Bronx. She came to visit my grandma because she knew we were moving upstate. She was like, I'm going to come visit Marion, see her off up to her new home over upstate. She's finally buying a home for herself. I got a big home for herself. Good for her.

She came into my apartment. I was just coming back from schools like that. And I was looking at that. I was staring. I was staring at this lady. And I was like, you look just like the mother huxtable. And she was like, sweetheart, I am. And I was like, huh?

You're related to my grandma? She was like, yeah, she's my cousin. I was like, something's wrong here. What is going? What are you doing in my house? That's a jarring experience for you. You're still kind of like feeling that out, like what that even means? It's so, because my grandma's, kind of crazy.

She has two cousins that were in talk to. And welcome back, Mr. Carter, the show with John Travoltaway with Fonzie. The black guy from that show is my grandma's, my grandma's, first cousin and then Fletia's her second cousin. I remember me mentioning the first one. I remember meeting both of them and being like, grandma, why do you have famous cousins? She was like, I don't know. St.

Tomians act. Like all of them go into acting eventually. Apparently. Why is she? I just, it makes me feel weird. It's a weird thing having like one of the most famous black moms probably on television sitting down in your house eating like fucking curry chicken

and stew peas and shit like in empanadas and it's like what the fuck is going on here yeah that's cool I don't I don't think I have anything like that I can't nothing come to mind of like famous and I didn't know I'm sure there are probably plenty of times you just run into

you know people who have large amounts of notoriety or just fame and then you like you're standing behind you're like at like Taco Bell and you're standing behind the guy who wrote the Bible or something yeah yeah

I guess Creator Clash is one of those moments too. I guess Creator Clash is one of those moments too because current Creator Clash me and J. were just hanging out the critical role cast the whole day. Yeah, but you knew that. I knew that, but it was weird. It was still weird.

Like, just, like, having a drink with, like, Travis Willingham and, like, drinking alcohol with them and making jokes with them. Still a strange-ass fucking thing. That is true. You know, VidCon was like that about, like, the amount of people that were there that I was unaware of

that had massive amounts of audiences that you just wouldn't How could you know? If you have to you either know or you don't. Yeah, you would. Yeah, it's weird. That's also like, no,

there's a lot actually because I remember like being friends with Mick and Mick being on shows I remember watching, you know? Oh, before you understood that like that's what you did. Or like, hang out with Jack, you know, or like knowing Viv. Yeah. Like this shit like that is a lot of shit like that

where it's like, it's a little strange. You know, like, Yeah, things, it's a small world out there, man. That's true. Like, even just like, I remember Gabby told this story to me before, but it's like, apparently James Galvani had, like, dinner at her house. For some fucking reason. For no reason.

Other than I think, like, they just know her family somehow. It's just like, all right. I guess it's very strange. And that's in New York, by the way. So it's not even like, upstate New York. So it's not even like, oh, you're in the city. You're just running into Conan O'Brien everywhere. It's just like, just really, the world is not.

I ran a corner of Brian over and over again, and you have to convince him you're not following him. I ran to Conan O'Brien twice. You're like, no, but it happens to that the day. In my life, he's like, like, four times that the day you're on the time. He's like, I'm not following you. He's impossible not to miss, though, because he's like, he's so freakishly tall. It's disgusting.

Right. It's really tall. He's a fucking siren head. Dude, but. And his hair makes him look even taller. Yeah. He's got the Jimmy Neutron height on top of that. Yeah, yeah.

But, uh, is he old yet? We've got some more questions, but we're going to dedicate the next episode to kind of clearing out all of Marches. It's reasonable. It's not really that many. So next episode will be a question-led thing, provided nothing crazy happens. But I think we covered pretty much everything that we... Most of the big stuff that we wanted to cover today. So thank you all for supporting, for watching.

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20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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that's what being at the dentist's on. I have a weird nose. I have a weird nose. So it's in my nose. Well, it seems like your glasses. If you were to focus on your frames all the time,

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with the dentist. When I got my, I got one wisdom T pulled two years ago. I wasn't knocked out versus was one tooth. So that one was a little weird because at one point, that felt the leverage. He was his fist was like using as leverage on my face while he was doing something. And I'm like, what the fuck, bro? Like, no. No.

This time knocked out. I would rather be fucked. I would simply rather be fucking. You could have. So here's the thing, though. How great would it be if you got knocked out and then you got, you got molested, you got raped or something? You didn't. You didn't get to experience it, but you get to sue.

So now you don't have the trauma of remembering it, but you get all the reward. That's such a fucking villainous way to look at it, but I understand what you're saying. Like, you get, you get violated, but because you don't experience it, you don't technically have, like, visceral trauma, but you also, like, get a large payout. That is, that is the ideal way. Exactly, the ideal way. If it had to happen, you'd have it happen that way. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. Dennis. It's such an unbelievable conversation. We're joking around. Nobody wants to get molested at the dentist's office, although there is a Seinfeld episode about that specific thing somehow. What if you wake up at the office and there is one really sore spot on your forehead?

Like really sore. What do you do? What does that imply? Well, exactly. You'd be like, what the fuck did it happen? Like what the fuck? Like why is it so sore? He's just been beating the shit out of you?

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So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

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I feel like reverse like reverse Squidward almost Where like I really should I really should take these off But that's a really bad habit I developed this really terrible habit Because you feel cold and ready to run And it's a jarring

combination of feelings. That is weird. I really recommend everybody, everybody in the audience, get naked and put your shoes on. It is a fucking bizarre feeling. You feel you want to go, but you can't because you have no pants. It's like, it's like you have all the freedom

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