The Snark Tank - #220: Would You Fight A Draugr?

Episode Date: April 8, 2024

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Oh. Like, I thought those were the, like, that was the main cheese puff snack. I did, I actually did too. Because that's what my family got. Yeah. So they didn't give you the real shit. No, and I remember seeing Cheetos and being like, what does this rip-off? Shit.

I knew that Cheetos looked nicer. Like, Cheetos came in like a bag, like a bag that had like blues. and oranges on it. Blue and orange. And cheese and cheese doodles came in the oats, the oats bags. And I was just like, yeah.

It's one of the few shitty things that I'll still eat every once in a while. I'll just grab a bag of Cheeto puffs and kind of, because it kind of melt in your mouth a little bit too, which is kind of nice. They're barely a thing. They're very rarely a thing. Dissolve. It's like air almost.

Yeah. It's strange. They're really good. But like, dude, cheese doodles? I had cheese doodles somewhat recently, like, in the last, like, couple months. Because, like, I saw a bag of them, and I was like, yo, what the fuck? And I have to say, I don't know what the fuck they put in that specifically that they don't put in, in Cheetos puffs, but it's something. I think it's MSG or something.

Mm. Or something. It's like crack. Could be. You could probably eat like 80 bags of those. Before you started to realize. Don't you eat chips in a long time? That's not for two.

about it. You only have tortilla chips? Oh no, there's MSG in here too. There it is. Oh, yeah? Yeah. But how much? It's not that much.

It's almost at the, it's almost at the very end of the, of the, of the list. So there isn't much of it in there. Oh, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Chez-Zools, it's like, it's the first. It's the first. It's MSG.

It's MSG. Then rice. Then matter. then it's like cheese and starched maybe cheese maybe leftover cheese enzymes or something kind of namers

oh man hey everybody hey everybody welcome welcome to the Star Tank podcast it's your boys it's April it's April that means in the middle of the month we're all going to get ravaged some of us more than others not a few anti

government we're gonna hold out till we go to prison baby yeah I already paid bro you are a fucking you are a bootlicker I I am called someone that does not want to go to jail you are sucking off that's you pay before that is

that's Uncle Sam like simping right there it's not Uncle Sam something I don't want to pay those motherfuggers I don't want to give them my money so anyone you don't want to give money to I hope one day I pay them and they're like you know what Kingston because you paid we're actually gonna use this money to help you.

We're not going to send it to the Middle East. It's exactly what a simp would think. It's exactly what a simping. I'm hoping for a better day, but I know reality. If I do Eagle Scout shit, maybe one day she'll notice me. And it's like, nah, man, she's never going to notice you. She ain't never going to notice. You got to take her.

You got to take her. I'm Derek Blackman and I'm teaching kids how to force themselves on people. Let's go. That's all you got to know. Anyway. It's, yeah. It's April. Not much.

happened as far as I know I'm sure that means tomorrow the king of America will die whoever that is king of America who do you think the king of America is who do you think the king of America is I don't know who's the most powerful American John Stamos I don't know John the fuck the king the Greek guy the guy who like matters so little he matters so little today it's crazy I haven't seen him in a long I don't know what he does it he looks damn you're the same dude He looks great. He looks damn near the same.

No, he shows no shot. I thought he looks great. I'm sure. I feel like I remember him good. Chris, he looks damn near the same. He's aged very well in that last 30 years. When was the last time he saw him? Maybe 20, 2019.

That's five years, man. At that age. He does look, he looks very good. He looks good. For his age, he looks good. Does he still look good? Of course he looks good. I think.

That's genetic. That's syndication. That's syndication money. It's a lot of assets because there's some, there's some celebs that have all the money in the world, but they still look like, you know, just a pile of dirt because they're just, they're falling apart genetically. Well, no, they just have to have good genetics. Unless there's a genetic thing. No, no, but you have to also know, no, but you have to also know that like there are certain.

He's getting work done. Obviously. Right. Right. Yeah. It's like, it's a couple. It's like the, it's like the person who has the genetic. disposition to build muscle and they're also

taking steroids. Like, you know, they look at me, like, it's not just, it's like a combination. Like, but like, say, that motherfucker has both. He has the, he's built to be a wall and he's taking voice of that. He's a fucking, that's why he looks the way he does. That guy's a black guy's a shirt. But what I'm saying is, like,

like, uh, who's a, who's a rich celebrity who looks like shit? Um, oh, do you an example. Most. Oh, no, like, I need like somebody who looks uniquely shit. Do you still trust the corporate media? I know I don't.

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I like how Markhamel looks, but he also looks old. Like, he looks like... Oh, George Lopez. I bet that there's also very old. George Lopez never looked good, though. I disagree. I think he looked pretty decent. Did you?

I thought he's always been like a... He always had a ugly man on him, bro. Really? You thought George Lopez was an ugly guy forever? Let me, okay. I don't remember him when he wasn't... I don't remember him when he wasn't old, though. Because like, even when he had the George Lopez show,

he was pretty fucking old. He's like a decent feller. Like, when he's younger, he's like... You think so? I mean, everybody was... Yeah, I think so. You know, like... Kingston, you can't possibly be a person who says somebody else doesn't look

decent. That's ridiculous. Come on. I don't think he looks decent. What is decent to you, that? What is your scale of decent? What is your scale of decent? What is your scale of decent exactly? Who is my scale? My scale is like who's a decent looking person?

I think he kind of looks better. I'm like Kevin Hart, a decent looking guy. Like him hard, like a decent looking guy. Like he's like very like middle of the road looking guy. Yeah, I would say he's like, that's Kevin Hart. He's not very, very, very Very handsome. I think. Kevin Hart. I think he's not very middle of the road looking guy.

If he didn't have any money or muscles, I feel like you'd be like, yeah, that's definitely just an average dude. Yeah. He has a money. He has a, he obviously got to the car accident. He got hurt really bad. Before that, he was fucking a wall. He was for someone his size. He was a wall.

Maybe like 20. What? Before COVID. I don't remember. Like right for COVID. He got to that really bad car accident. Oh. He got to a really bad car accident.

It was like with Walmart. It was like a Walmart truck or something like that. Something like that. I forgot about that. It was really bad. For some reason, why do I remember it being funny? Why do I remember the situation being funny or something?

Who got into a car accident? Kevin Hart, I think there was like a Walmart truck or something. Like you almost died, dude. Oh, whatever. I don't know why. I think it was a Walmart truck. Kevin Hart,

uh, reckless driving cars crash. Kevin Hart. Maybe I'm making, I, I swear it had to do with Walmart or something. I don't care. It doesn't matter.

I'm gonna tell a back. Kevin Hart crash into a Walmart. You just need to get those great values so badly. He had to be a Walmart in like a fucking Kia Soul. Just like, he has a Kees Soul. I like to. Yeah,

it's a small car. He's going 75 miles per hour through the Walmart. You're like, what the shit? What the shit is happening? What if he had to drive like? a car that depend on your size. So, like, he had to have, like, one of those Fiat cars,

like one of those little tiny Italian cars or whatever. That'd be a smart car. That'd be in comfortable cars. Yeah, I wouldn't mind that. That actually sounds good. Yeah. And then Shaq had to drive, like, a ship on wheels. Like, I had to give them, like, like, the Titanic and then put wheels on it.

Is Shaq allowed to a car? Sometimes, and I get mad. I'm like, why are you that size? dude. It is kind of dangerous. What makes me upset even more is that he was the perfect athlete and he just really didn't take care of himself and it makes me so sad. Oh no, he loved Big Max. That was his thing.

But like he loved Big Max. He didn't exercise. Well, he was also granted he was also like unstoppable. But yeah, that's the perfect athlete. Imagine if you were. No, he was a perfect basketball player probably. Yeah. Well, the funny thing is he was like unstoppable. He was he was so not built. Most people built like him don't play basketball.

That's why it's so funny Because there's a lot of people Bit like him that just go play NFL They play football And those people are dummies But they've been brainwashed as kids Yeah true That's the thing

There's a lot of people That are as big as shack Maybe not height wise Because he was like 7-1 or something But like the frame wise There's a bunch of monsters Playing American football And if they would have just played

Fucking Yeah he is it's fuck There's a that he was Athletic too That's the thing He was big like that but he was fast. Right.

And he was strong. So I'm saying about these, these football people, they're just brainwashed. They're stupid. They should have played basketball and made way more money. And no one could stop him.

Wait, how old is the shack? Like when people go back. He's probably in his mid-fifties? He's probably in his mid-fifties right now. Maybe, he was that much older than Colby? No,

he was not that much old. Give me a guess. Kingston, what's your guess? He's like 47. Don't look it up. Don't look it up. 47.

I would say, I would say, No, I haven't, I didn't, I didn't press click. Okay. Okay, I would say, okay, I said mid-50s, I would just say he's 51. Perfect. Really? But, I mean, you do.

Okay. That's pretty, that's pretty on the money. Yeah. Okay. He's retired for a long time, man. Holy shit. Well, yeah, he is, because he was already playing a lot before Kobe got in the league. Like, he was doing a lot with the Orlando Magic.

He was playing with Barclays. in them, yeah, I forgot. He was playing with Penny. He was playing with Penny Hardaway in fucking magic. 52 years. 52 years is a long time for a tall person to live. Yeah, he really, no, real shit.

He got himself in shape, though. Because he was in, he was in bad steps for a while. He was like very whole heavy set, very, like unhealthy. And then like, he started roiding out. He was like, wouldn't you, though? He did what? I don't know.

He didn't, he didn't write out. He started just exercising crazy amounts. No, he lost a ton of weight. He's kind of jacked right now. He's, he's been taking zero. Kind of, bro. That's what I mean. Shack is huge.

Just working out. When you're in your 50s and you're just kind of work, that's not how it works, right? Like, you're, he's definitely taking testosterone diminishes. He's taking great shit. He's definitely testing shit like that. That's 100%. Maybe not roids, but he's definitely on testing shit. We've gotten to a place now, no, I'm in the bodybuilding industry, where they don't consider

taking testosterone unnatural. Though people will say that they're now natty, they're natural, and just be like, I'm only taking testosterone. which like TRT has always been no, you're taking something that your body's not producing itself. So at that point, that's such a ridiculous. That's like saying like,

oh, well, that's, that's basically, that argument is like, that's like a joke argument that I would make to get out of something that I know I did wrong. You know what I mean?

Like, it's just like, oh, well, everything's technically natural because it comes from the planet in some way. We didn't just create fucking plastic. We put a bunch of natural things together. to make plastic so plastic's natural what are you talking about that's that's that's ridiculous

that is funny that that that's true technically anything that says natural and food that is literally the the uh the criteria because like you don't know what natural means it could literally be there there can be shit in your food and like it's it's natural what do you mean there is there is fine it's so just it is so disheartening to learn how there you really cannot you couldn't if you tried probably get pure organic untouched unfucked with food anywhere probably at all like definitely not America definitely not America no there's no way no what I'm saying is like even on even on like deserted fucking like even on deserted fucking islands the fruit that grows is still our like ancient genetically modified shit

Like, the genetically modified bananas that we grow and the genetically modified, like, fruit that we grow grows in those untouched areas. Somehow. I don't know what the fuck. I guess it's because we've done it for so long. It's not somehow.

It's not a somehow thing. It's that we traded people to get that shit. So now they have it. And then it grows there. Yeah. I guess that makes sense. No, I think if you go certain places, you could, like, but it's like not,

it's not like a comp, like, maybe if you go somewhere deep in the Congo where like most of your, fucking neighbors are jaguars, maybe you could find truly organic shit like there. Maybe there. But the fact that that's a maybe is crazy. And also like there's plastic in the rain that's getting in all of our food.

Yeah, they probably have plastic. It's all. Yeah, they got plastic. They're not escaping the plastic in the rain. That's for sure. They're not getting away from that thing. So. I don't know,

how plastic like, we're going to evolve in a plastic monster is in like a thousand years or something. There's plastic in a row. brain. That shit's depressing, bro. It really is fucking scary. Anyway. We just need a solid, we need a solid two years of no humans on the planet. And then we

come back and we'd be like, what happened? No, we live for two years, it'd be bad. We need 10 years. We need 10 years out of here. Nah, dude, I feel like even a year of us not being here with none of us are missions. We'd come back and a planet would be, no, dude, it's proven. First of all, nature would invade the

fuck out of the world. Like, every, wait. Wait, hold on. There's studies that have been done that, like, what to call? Like, if humans didn't exist for X amount of time, if you don't watch stuff like that, obviously. But, like, on Discovery Channel, they're like, yeah, like, humans disappearing for, like, X amount of time. And obviously, it's an assumption.

Okay. First of all, hold on. You're citing the Discovery Channel. I want you to understand that. You implied that I was stupid for not citing the Discovery Channel. Wild. Discovery Channel often has factual things. Like, I'm not citing ancient aliens.

I'm citing, like, I'm citing like. Hey, that's some real shit, bro. You have a kingson, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, oh, there are studies. And it's like, yeah, there's, like, I remember when I was a kid hearing that like, like, today in 2024, New York would be underwater. That was like true in 2002. And it's like, well, obviously not. So, like, things can be wrong.

Okay. So think of it like this, right, Chris. Think of it like this, Chris. People have to mow their lawns every day, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Obviously, right? I understand. I understand what you're saying.

understand what you're saying. What I'm saying is what I'm saying specifically is the time it would take for all of the plastic and all the bullshit that's already here to truly go away. That's way. It's way longer than just two years or like a year. And it wouldn't really like it would the planet would be in way better shape without us for like a year too. Of course.

But it would still be fun. Most it would be buried. That's what it really like a lot of it would sink to the in the oceans and then a lot of it that's in everywhere on the ground it will be buried and then it won't start getting absorbed back into the sky and all this shit for it to be rained it all so it would do it's just like a lot of things that are old and in layered like in permafrost and all this stuff

there's a lot of things that we don't know about that unfortunately because of global warming are being on earth and I really don't like thinking about that shit pretty cool but um what's cool there's gonna be some droger coming out and like start just fucking killing everything everybody. You know, like... Derek, right now, right now, I want you to be 100% serious right now.

Yeah. If a droger burst it into your house, right? And it's not an ancient order, so it can't shout. But it's a drogger. Do you think you could defeat a drogger in a fight? No. Why? Because if it, if it, first of all, like, do you still trust the corporate media?

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what, tackle it or something. It's just the idea of even trying to fight something like that just seems so impossible and so scary than just just. fighting a regular person that I probably wouldn't even try. I don't even think I don't think I would even try. What makes me more scared, right, is that like it's missing all its muscles, but it's like swinging stuff around and moving. So like how strong is it?

Yeah, it's got to be powered by magic or something. Yeah, right? So is it going to be like, is it going to hit me across a room and I'll be like, holy shit? Also, it wouldn't even try. I wouldn't even try. I wouldn't even try. So it can just stab me. I wouldn't even try.

Like, what do you do you, do you run out? Do you evade it and get out the house and run away? I would try my best to try to evade it. Hopefully they're slow. I imagine they would have to be slow. And then I would just run away. What about them breaking the rules? So far, and everything else would them have to be slow?

Because it's like magic has its limitations too. It's like, you know what I mean? So you assume the limitation is it can't move quick. It can stand. It can walk around. It can carry heavy things. but also giving it super speed is also too much

too much better Listen that drowger That dragger is animated on ones He's like he moves around like a He moves around like a fucking Like a smiling friends character Like it's it's He's fast

Dude that episode Did you watch that episode? Of course I watched it I haven't got it It's such a perfect It's just one episode But like dude, it's, I'm not gonna

talk about it because you guys can just watch it. You do you. You don't want people to see it. But it's like, it's about it's about an, uh, an outdated like PS1 mascot platformer character and the animation on it is so, so good. Yeah, it looks like shit. I like it. But yeah, dude, I, uh, I don't know. I don't know if a drugger, I think I could not be a drugger.

You could not be the drugger. If you, if you could take its head off, I think you could beat it. Right. Why would you, why would you think you'd be able to take its head off? Because I'm one. by magic. Because I know that's the thing, right? Well, the Dragonborn does it, right?

But he's also plot armor. So I don't know. He's also dragon. You're not a dragon board case, Sid. You are, you are. Because I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, right? I'm thinking, like, genuinely, right? The dragon born is a regular guy until he absorbs his first dragon, pretty much.

Then he's like, then it's different from that moment on. I actually don't. Is that true? I mean. Pretty much. It's not confirmed, but as far as him being able to do actual supernatural things, but we don't know how, like, say, capable. So here's the thing. Let's just assume it's a regular person, though.

I'm sure they had combat experience beforehand, at least. The thing is, Kingston, you don't. I know. So what makes you think you can fight one? I can be a shisty fella. They don't have eyes either, right? No, they have eyes, right? Well, they have to have something that acts as eyes.

I know they can see me, Chris. I don't like you see me. I wonder if I can blind them. That's the thing. Probably not. You probably can't drown. Talk to me. Talk to me.

I'm going to try to drown a drone. No, or not. Of course. So how are you going to blind it then, dude? Yeah, you're going to blind it. I want to,

I really want to dive into this. I really want to, wait, hold on. Crazy. Kingston, Kingston, I really want to dive into this

because I'm so cute. What you just said is so inspiring to me. you know he can see you you know he can see you and you also know he doesn't have eyes no I don't know if they have eyes or not that's the thing they don't know if he has eyes yet they don't I think some of them have eyes

I think some brothers have eyes I think some have eyes actually I think they have these glowy things that are as their eyes but they're not eyes are they like you see like that they're not like the only thing they have. You cannot blind a dragger.

So at least the ones that we're talking about, I don't think they typically have eyes. They, or like maybe they'll have the rotting that they really don't work. They have optical lights pretty much. Like, I feel like anything that any, nothing would work. Nothing else of them work. So why would, why would their eyes work? So they're technically, even if they had actual physical eyes, they don't work. They're not doing what they normally would do.

What the fuck? How do you beat a droger, dude? I don't think you avoid it. You avoid it. Do you think? So try to run away from a drogger. 100%. Do you think it's worse?

Do you think running away, fighting a drug or fighting a farmer is worse? I feel like fighting a farmer is scarier because fomers are so disgusting. They look scarier, but I feel like I would at least try to whoop its ass. It's intact. I know it can bleed. Like, I kind of understand that it's a creature. that needs to be destroyed. If I saw something undead,

I wouldn't want to fuck with it. I just can't. That's just too... It's too, like, I don't have that in me to want to fight something undead. The best you can hope for that is truly, sincerely, you would have to be...

You'd have to treat an undead creature like that like you would radioactive material. But you'd have to like bury it in like a really deep hole with like a really impenetrable like cement or lead or something. You have to understand that it will always be alive or always be active, but you have to

just put it in a place where it can't harm anybody. Or it doesn't matter that it's alive. You know what I mean? That's what you have to do to it. You know how crazy it is to bury something in a coffin filled with cement and then put cement over the coffin? So the thing is just in there stuck alive. Dude, that's what they did.

That's what they did to the people in Chernobyl. actually. Like the people who died in Chernobyl because their bodies were so radioactive they buried them in a coffin. I think it was a lead coffin or something. It was a lead coffin. They buried the lead coffin in cement

and then they covered that cement with more lead. Because some crazy shit. That's how bad it was. At that moment, your body wouldn't even look. Like at that moment, I felt like you would just dissipate as a creature. They'd be like, ah,

and you just turn into fucking. sparkles. Like, you got killed by fucking Gojita or some shit. You know? You turn into sparkles. Because you're so irradiated. You got so much extra radiation, dude. There's so much extra heat yourselves are doing, you know? I thought you would just fall apart.

So it says you're safe to tour Chernobyl. Would you do it? No. No. I have no curiosity. Yeah, I don't trust it. Even though they say it's safe. I'm like, I don't care.

I don't care. You're going to trust the Russian government? Yeah. It's fun because you come here. Yeah, we'll prove it. I would do it if I had a suit. If I had a suit in a Geiger counter, so I just know for myself that I'm safe.

You know what I mean? I would do it then. I don't even think I would do that because I don't even know if I trust the suit entirely. I feel like the suit in and of itself is like, the suit looks so damn silly and so damn dumb and silly and dumb that like part of me doesn't believe that it really works that much. I feel like it works a little bit. it probably does work a little bit

that's why like I would go with one and have my Geiger counter so then I feel safe but then if it gets to a certain level where I know like this is clearly the suit can't protect me I would just go in the other direction I would do that's the one condition I would do

let me ask you something if could would you invest let's say for let's say hypothetically this is only $10 but it works really really well it's not like a cheap it's not like a stud fighter you get at Home Depot for $5 and it's a piece of shit and you have to get a new one. Let's say you install a Geiger counter in your apartment,

almost like a smoke alarm. Yeah. Just to have it. And you have it in your apartment for like a couple, just a couple of years and it doesn't do anything. And then one day it's just like, it clicks like a million times in an hour and then it stops. How do you feel in that moment?

Well, I would probably be like, I should say my goodbyes. Like if that, either that was a major amount. function or we just got hit with the flash of radiation that was so strong that I'm dead really soon. I'm dead really fast. So either way, I'm going to just say goodbyes. Hey, I might disintegrate like really soon. So I just got to let you guys know that's the thing that's been good, I guess. That's something that scares me about Geiger counters is that like I would love to have one just because I feel like it's such a cool thing to owe. There's something about that that's so sick. But I feel like

If I turned it on and it started making any noise whatsoever, I would be so scared. You turn on. It blows up and you're like, oh, man. Oh, oh, man. It's a digital one here for 100 bucks.

It's pretty nice. A digital Geiger counter. No, give me. I want the end-lodied one. I want the one with a little dial. Yeah, and then like make sure it makes the fucking noise too. It needs to make that noise.

Yeah. If it's not making that noise, I don't want that shit. You can buy, like, an OG one? Geiger counters, right? Yeah. They must. There's no problem.

There's no problem. Geiger counter. I was telling Geiger counter wrong this entire time. Why did I put in, I put in OG Geiger. I don't know why I did that. What the fuck? And then when I, as soon as I erased Geiger, well, just the GEE, then the rapper O.T. Genesis came up. Do you guys remember that?

You remember that guy? Do you remember the I'm in love with the Coco guy? guy. I'm in love with the cocoa. I got it. Poor guy. For the low, low. He probably is dead.

What happened to this dude? I don't know. Is that tuna that James? I got bacon soda. Is that James, right? Glass, nigga. Huh? That's what James, right?

Uh, I don't know. Who? Isn't that Trinidad James that made that song? No, isn't that a different person? I think it's him. I don't know who Tramette James is I'm saying

OT Genesis man OSTANC He's probably dead He's probably dead That's crazy Yeah okay Go ahead I hope the first question is about

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The best Mexican food, that is a... I'm a little burritos, man. I see, my favorite is a chimichonga. A burrito. Just a fried burrito. Just a fried burrito? Yeah, a chimichon. Like, when you fry...

I mean, frying anything is fucking excellent, so you fry a tortilla, you wrap it, you know, you put some shit in it, and you fry it. God damn. Chimmy Chavez, man. I think I was going to go burritos, man. I love burritos. They're so fucking good. Some nice, some nice chicken, you know, some nice, well-seasoned chicken, make it nice and juicy, some rice. I had a moley chicken burrito at a cigar lounge in L.A. a couple years ago, and I haven't stopped thinking about it. Wow. I am not a big fan of Mule.

Well, I don't like MOLA? I didn't think I... I'm not a big fan of it, no. The thing for me, I don't even, well, that's the thing. It's like, I don't even know if it was the moly i don't know if it was just the the rest of what he you know what i mean like it could be any number of things but whatever it was that combination of mollay and the type of chicken you use and how good the chicken was and like all the rest of the shit on it the exact tortilla and like how fresh it was

it was just such a perfect fucking burrito that i was like i can't believe how good this is i didn't know what mole was i didn't know it had anything to do chocolate if i knew i probably wouldn't have ordered it you wouldn't even try it probably would have freaked me it yeah but it didn't taste like i didn't taste chocolate at all like it didn't yeah It doesn't have a chocolatey taste It has a chocolatey texture Yeah

I guess Of chocolate for sure I just don't Like I guess I've never had one that I liked You know I've never had one That's fair I want to come back for this

I've never had a person Prepare Mole for me very well But I've had Mola things that are good Like I don't know anybody I don't know anybody that prepares Mollet really So I'm like Oh Yeah

Fuck man yeah Nice Timichanga Maybe with Garnithas I think It's a man Pork is fucking dangerous man shit's so good

I don't like pork very much man oh you fucking I don't know how it's possible I don't grow up eating it though that's the thing ah that's dude there's nothing

carnita's burrito is so god damn I like bacon I think bacon's delicious yeah of course I mean and I think and I think

and I think like you like you like you like you like but I don't so you do like

pork but you're just not like a pulled pork type of guy maybe yeah I'm not a pork lover like I don't I don't like I don't choose

I won't choose pork I'd rather a burger Rather just like just ground beef That's so wild Yeah I'd rather chicken always over everything though Always I mean chicken like to me chicken is When it comes to a burrito

I chickens I'm usually Like I say that even though I have a chicken burrito In my fridge right now Like that is I'm burnt chicken burritos every time bro But man For tacos you can't get chicken I do sometimes and I get looked at

You got it backwards dog They give you looks People give you looks If you get chicken burritos That's crazy You got a backer backwards, like pollo tacos are common. I feel like they're not.

I feel like I know no one that you eat some other than me. It's always on the menu. You always get, you know, assada. The menu is always like everything. It's like El Pasor, gavessa, pollo, carnia, it's not always everything. That's the difference. And then with a burrito is usually more red meats thing.

You can get chicken, but that's usually not a chicken burrito. I feel like I've never went to a Mexican place that I've been like, Because whenever you're going to Mexican place, it's like burritos, uh, tacos, uh, tortas, um, so what else usually saw a burrito? Uh, quesadillas and there's like that right there. And then it has all of the meats.

It gives you like all like whatever, I got to say, five, six kinds of meats. I guess it depends on. I got to say. And then you just order whichever you want with whatever. Yeah. Like if you get a, if you get a chicken tort that, people are going to be, what the fuck are you doing, obviously?

Then I'm like, no, no one eats this ever. I feel the same way though. I'm usually when it comes to tacos. Like every time I'm with any one, Lily's family, never, all of them. Yeah. I'm like, can I get chicken tacos? And they're like, what? Do you still trust the corporate media?

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You're eating chicken tacos? And I'm like, yeah, I prefer chicken tacos. I've never had to... I've never had that experience. You're extrapolating. I feel like you're taking Lily's family and her weird fucking family and exploding it.

All of my Mexican friends, none of them. They eat when it's tacos, it's usually carnassada. For tacos in particular. That's default, but like it's like say there's, when I lived in L.A., particularly,

I know they exist, obviously. The amount of street tacos there around, like my area by a Manchester and Western, there was like just buses, not buses, what do you call those things? the trucks. The food trucks?

And then there was just people standing on corners and shit doing some guy that clearly didn't have any type of license just cooking outside of his house. And he was just, and a lot of them were just, you know, there's strictly tacos, like, just straight up Mexican were like straight up Mexicans don't even fuck with burritos. Like, you can go to like a tacos del Gordo and they don't even have burritos or anything else. And I'm like, damn. I don't really even, but like, they'll have more of the meats.

But like they won't, they're not going to spit on you if you get some fucking chicken. But I guess, like said, I love. a chicken burrito, but most of the time, whenever I go to Mexican spot, they don't, the chicken is usually made for not, like, it'll be like this boiled, marinated chicken that you put in other stuff. It's good, but it's really stringy, dude. It's like, it's not my favorite type of chicken. That's why I'll sparingly get like a grilled chicken thing when it's done cut up chicken and then it's fucking, you know, all panned out and shit.

Like a, like, you ever had del taco's chicken? I did usually judge him. Yeah, like, if you ever had like a grilled chicken from Del Taco, like when they prepare it that way, that shit's like there's a Roberto's up the street and they prepare it that way. It's fucking amazing. It's amazing. I don't eat del tacos. I'm not to die. I'd rather get my ass whooped than eat del taco. I hate that place. Del Taco has good chicken. I would fucking. I refuse to del Taco. That's fine if you refuse it. You're just missing out because they actually have really good chicken. You probably have a good del Taco because the Del Taco around the corner from my place is. Aerolect.

It might as well be Chernobyl. To be fair, there was, I used to work at this warehouse where I would just unload grandfather trucks for like eight hours. Grandfather clocks for like eight hours. It was fucking hell.

And the only thing that was like, Grandfather truck. Grandfather trucks. You take a bigger truck out of a truck. You just take a bigger truck out of a truck. Dude, it was a bunch of, it was like J.C. Penny warehouse. And then, yeah, we took trucks out of one giant truck.

That's so stupid. That's so fucking stupid. It's like a Russian doll. Yeah. There was a, there was a Del Taco. That was the only place around the warehouse. And that was, I was always a Taco Bell guy. So I didn't really.

I was like, fuck it. I'll go to Del Taco. It's right here. I think they poisoned their food because it tastes like shit. And so it made me even, it took even longer for me to warm up to Del Taco because of that fucking place. where their beans tastes like pissed, like there's pissing them or something.

And I'm a bean and cheese burrito guy. And I'm like, what the fuck did you do to your beans? You just need to put fucking salt in them and shit. And they just, like, pissing in them, I guess.

And, but pretty much most of my go to now, they got good fucking fries. And I guarantee you, you would like, well, maybe not at your location, but their fucking chicken is actually excellent.

Surprisingly good. It's surprisingly, like, oh, this is really good. I'm shocked at how good it is. I'm conflicted about tacos in general because I don't like the tortilla that it comes on

and I don't like the way it's prepared but I like the meat that comes with them more than I like the meat that comes with burritos. Yeah, I'm not really like big on the corn tortillas. I don't know. I feel you.

I have to have... And also the fact that they're like these tiny like... Oh, the tiny little street tacos tortillas? Yeah, I'm just like, what the fuck is this? Like, uh...

And it's... And all the time, like, every time I've been to a place that's like, like, the tortillas like kind of... The, the, Tortillas almost, I'm exaggerating maybe a little bit, but it's, it's almost, it feels like it's almost fucking freezing or like it's almost like, not that it's stale, but I think it's a texture of like the corn tortillas that bothers me. I'm like, I don't like this at all. But they're not, I don't know, I got a chicken breeder most of the time.

I agree with you a lot of times, though, especially when it comes to those corn tortillas for the tacos where they'll be, they're already been prepared and then they'll just warm them up for a few seconds. and it doesn't have like when you have a burrito in the way that flour tortillas cook and how they'll brown a little bit and they'll be a little bit crispy where a flour tortilla is I'll take a flour tortilla over a corn tortilla any fucking day ever, forever

for all eternity. As a matter of fact I would prefer them to make small flour tortillas for fucking tacos that would be phenomenal that would be fucking phenomenal. That would be so sick. Oh like corn like corn tortillas are better when they're heated up

but the thing is that they break a lot. They break fucking easily as shit in general. So it just depends on what I'm eating, right? Like, I think flour tortillas are better just for... I think you're better. For like rolling things. Everything. Like, there's better for...

I don't think they taste better. I don't think they taste better. I think it tastes able to fry them. It is... I think it tastes so much better that it's... It tastes so much better that it's wild, actually. Like, I can't even believe that they're even considered the same type of object. I think that...

I think that flour is better for putting stuff in 100%. Because flower... is just more malleable. I just tastes better in general. Like, I would love if it were possible to make flour chips. You know, like, is it a tortilla chips? Flower tortilla chips, but it's just that it wouldn't work that way. But I love, don't get me wrong.

You got to fry it. It's going to be like, ew. It's not that tastes good. It's the consistency. It's the flour. It's the consistency. Chips don't taste. Chips by themselves don't taste good anyway.

Yeah, chips by themselves don't taste good either. Oh, yeah. You never had good tortilla chips? I don't know any madman. Look, the only tortilla chips that I'll even eat remotely by themselves. I won't eat them exclusively by themselves, but some of them taste, they're pretty decent taste. They're like, oh, this is a nice little salty texture. They're okay.

Yeah, yeah, there's got to be something like, they're salted. They're salted. I'm not eating, I'm not just eating like, I'm straight of fried tortillas. Like, if some of them have, they taste pretty decently, they're decent. Yeah, because there's stuff on them. I can eat a tortilla, a flower tortilla with nothing. I can't We put them on the fucking stove

Dude we put them on the stove Warm them up get them on nice and crispy And just eat the fuck out of them Some people put butter on them But I don't even eat butter Delicious I have absolutely Rolled up a flour tortilla

By itself And ate And eating it For sure absolutely I I could see people doing that But I have some of them Like

I have the most bland taste buds That's like I just like rice I love rice I'll just eat rice by itself Sometimes I don't want anything with it because I just want a bland taste and I wouldn't eat a tortilla by itself I'm like that's just kind of weird

You're just a freak Why is that your line? I'm not afraid it feels weird Because I feel like tortillas need something in them But coming from a person that eats rice that has no fucking flavor Sometimes rice is good bro Because rice rice has flavor

It's a very very weak flavor No you're just tasting the fucking shit on your tongue I feel like you've had I feel like Kingston I feel like Kingston you were born with COVID and you can't taste correctly. I'm not, dude, my sense of taste. I like bland things also.

I do also like bland foods. But that's what I'm saying, though. It's like, but I heated tortilla is kind of just like, why would I eat this? It's not about a heated tortilla. It's a flour tortilla, like the ones that you would get for like cassidias and stuff, like those,

there's a similar blandness in that flower cake, tortilla that there is in rice, plain rice or like any other bland things. kind of blend is. Well, I mean, the fact that you can't taste that is why I'm suggesting that you were born with COVID and you were born incorrect. Because it's really, it's that's like, I have a tortilla, right? I'm like, oh, this plain tortilla is not going to be as great unless I put like something in it. I'll put something in this tortilla and it'll be very good.

Rice is better with stuff in it, but it doesn't mean that rice with not always. Is it also good? No, it's sometimes. You're right. Not always. I guess you're right. Not always. I guess you could theoretically shit diarrhea into the rice and it would be worse off.

You are correct. But I do think generally you can make good rice and beans, bean sauce, like some, like, what is it, some Sifrito and cilantro and some red kidney beans and some good sauce and like some, all the adobe maybe a little bit, a little bit. And then you put it in the rice and you get some really good beans and good sauce with the rice. It would be way better than just plain rice. But plain rice is still very good. And that's what I'm saying. I agree. but I've never

think a plain tortilla is good I'm like saying you know I'm trying to fucking eat a tortilla No but what you You understand how subjective that is not right But what's It is subjective

It is ultimately taste But like extremely It's the most subjective It's happening right But you're not talking In a subjective sense though But because I feel like no one's like Man

A nice side dish of a tortilla It would be delicious People do that all the time bro Like they I feel like Growing up with my with my Mexican step sisters, we would fucking heat up tortillas

on the fire and eat the fucking tortillas. Because they're good on their own. You got weird Mexican relatives. No, you have fucking ones that are, I don't know what they're doing where they think chicken tacos are weird, like putting pollo and fucking in. None of them eat it.

None of them eat. They're weird. They're weird. That's because they understand that, right? Their taste buds? Hold on, hold on. Their taste buds are all fucked up because they all probably drink piss.

That's probably part of it. It's a whole family tradition. where they all drink piss and now their taste but they're more like they're more like Bedia they're more into eating they're like they like beef people

and I'm like not I'm not a red meat person more than I am a chicken person I always just too over everything else But like you're you're a little bit you're a little bit fucked up too though because your bland rice thing

look at man you can eat bland rice all you want but to me a little bit of salt because I'm a guy well I have a little bit of season salt like a pinch of season salt and sprinkle on my rice and it's fucking

See, I don't like doing that. I actually don't like taining the rice while it's being made because when you add certain things you add seasoning to why you're cooking will change the way it's cooked. People don't notice this. It's like smash burgers. There's a way that you want to cook smash burgers instead of what I normally people do with the meat is season the meat all in there and then cook your burger. When you're making smash burgers particularly so it can cook a specific way, you don't want to season it all the way through. There's little things you've got to learn. And so you can just cook things in a specific way.

So the people that like to salt their water and then put the rice in the water so it doesn't clump. That's the reason why you do it. You don't heavily salt it, but you put a little bit. I don't have a problem with my rice clumping. I don't, I don't, no, but that's how you, that's how you prepare. That's how you prepare rice. You don't overwash it. People usually overwash it in it clumps.

And then all of a sudden it gets sticky and clumpy because they washed it for too fucking long before they started boiling it. It's just like, it's simple little things of just rinse it real quick. Make sure your fucking temperature is good or get a rice cooker. that she usually fix everything. But like, I don't get clumpy, soggy fucking gross rice, man. My rice is awesome. And luckily, Jojo knows how to cook rice too.

Otherwise, I would have to, you know, discard her. She would have been gone a long time ago. Yeah. But, you know, she's all right. She's all right. Now, she does, she does salted every once in a while. And I'm like, you know, it's a different tactic. But as long as the right.

You don't overly salt it. But like that whenever you cook anything, it's a starchy. It's when you cook things that are starchy. That's how you cook starchy things. you salt it a little bit so it doesn't always clump up together. That's how you, like, that's how you make pasta.

That's how you make rice. I don't know. pasta's good for that. I don't know what I don't know. I don't know what I'm there. Kewa. I don't know. I guess,

I guess here's the thing that's the thing that confuses me most about the rice and tortilla thing in, from your perspective, right? Because to me, I don't even think,

because bland rice has less taste than a plain tortilla absolutely almost objectively I feel like you could argue that objectively no definitely definitely the amount of

greens that go in and making a tortilla yeah there's more flavor and to be fair and to be fair that's because flour tortillas are unhealthy for you and they're not very good it's the same reason why all bread is kind of like fucked because there's like technically like some sugar

and like all bread and everything that we like used to like make anything like that and that's a lot of sugar yeah and that's dude what does it subway had the bread that was like classified as candy or something oh yeah in some in some countries

in some countries I think in UK it wasn't classified as bread or something shit it's not but that's but that's why like there's that made me eat subway less dude you know what made me eat subway less the fact that subway sucks

but I think yeah I think rice by nature of being just a little bit less fucked with and less like you can't really like add sugar to I mean you could add sugar to rice after the fact I guess but like there's not really much you could do with rice to fuck with it pre rice but there's a lot of shit you could do to fuck with a tortilla pre tortilla and that's kind of what I'm talking about was like there's definitely more taste in a plain tortilla than there is in plain rice than there is in plain rice. Like definitely. Well there's also just a little bit more ingredients like we've made it. It's just rice and to make a tortilla you need a few things. for it to be a tortilla. So there's going to be some flavor in it naturally because of some of the extra stuff you put together because you know your baking powders and some type of fat like lard or butter something.

Like you got to put some things together to make that tortilla versus rice. You just cook it. But like Kingston, you're actually eating salted rice. So that's why there's some flavor that you were. I wouldn't say salted. I would say it's slightly salted. It's not like there's no salt to the taste.

There's no salt to the taste. It's, No, yeah, I would... You're fucking... Look at it. No, I agree. I wouldn't say you're saying you're saying you're putting, adding even a little bit of salt to something doesn't change the taste of it at all.

Is that what you're telling me? I mean, no. Because having salt in something at a very minuscule amount isn't, like, you wouldn't say... You wouldn't say when you're making, like... I would say I am confident that your taste buds are fucked. Because the smallest bit of salt, I can find it. Doesn't radically change, does not radically change the favor of things? You added the word radically.

So what I'm saying? It changes the flavor. Yes, Derek, you're right. It would change the favor maybe a minuscule amount. Yes. That's not enough to all severely alter the taste of something. It's not severely altering. Nobody's using that language, but you.

Yes, but you're insinuating that the right. I'm eating, dog. If something slightly change, you're still changing it. Derek, wait. Let's relax. Are we just not going to use, we're just going to pretend words don't fucking mean anything now? Eric, Derek, you're right with the words you're using, right?

It definitely changes the taste of it, right? But definitely not enough for me to be like, oh, this is different from like if I didn't put it on it. It's not even a far moved distance from it. I would, I would, I would, I 100% agree with that purely because the salt,

the salt that he's talking about is like in the, in the cooking stage to the point where like, I've definitely like, I've put, in my rice all the time, like specifically, like, specifically while I'm boiling it or like while I'm cooking, while I'm cooking it. Exactly. Like most people do. Right, right. But you say most people do, but you don't know most people, so shut the fuck up. That's insane. I mean, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I guess, because Chris and I are both, look, most people you know, is fine to say. Most people know just like,

you are like, oh, Mexicans don't really eat chicken with tacos. I'm like, well, I, okay, okay. Hold on, hold on, wait, wait, wait, I would bet money. I would bet money. I would bet pretty much everything I own that the majority of people on earth who make rice make it that way where they where they put salt i would i would also i i don't know so i don't i wouldn't bet any money because i met people that don't do that considering both christenized families are from the same part of the world yeah that is probably why we both prepare rice the same way yeah maybe that is a safe bet that's fine to think but to think you have a lot that you know confidently is weird they put a little salt in it they put a little salt when it whenever you prepare it has starchy ingredients in it you should put a little

bit of salt in it. That is something that I've known my whole life. I've known. Maybe not everybody does it. I can't, I can't say, I know that when I see like I've watched House kitchen and when people are preparing like pasta, they do that everywhere I've seen. I've never seen anyone create pasta where they don't at least put a little bit of salt in the water while it's doing the whole boiling process. Do you still trust the corporate media? I know I don't. Get the real facts, the inside story behind the scenes in the Senate and the White House and the U.S. Supreme Court. Subscribe to to Verdict with Ted Cruz on the Iheart Radio app by clicking the the attached link today.

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that's a key point that's a key point that you just mentioned because like you you're talking about how like they put the salt in the pasta while they're boiling it and then they take the pasta out it doesn't mean that the pasta is now salted it doesn't it doesn't now mean that like oh you're going to taste the salt on the positive because the salt's fucking gone it's not even what the salt is for really like you see the salt is I've salted my rice

Like while I'm cooking it and then I've taken it out and you taste it and it tastes Identical to rice that's unsalted the only difference is it's not clumped That's the only difference because it's not enough salt to really I don't get clump rice like I don't like I don't know like there's there's something something to the taste Obviously you know I don't get clumped or I don't get salted like solas you know because I salt the fucking water You just said that you just said that you salt the water and I don't so clearly there's another problem with the cooking process that doesn't have to do with salt because I don't do that

and I don't get clumped rice either because I salt the water but you yeah but now you're just being a dickhead you're not listening that's why yeah yeah that's fine yeah that's fine I guess it's just cooked right because I just I just texted one of my Asian friends asked like hey do you salt your wife he's like no I don't saw I don't saw rice when I'm making it it's not that's the whole thing is I don't know why people you guys feel like what Asians wouldn't because they mean It's weird. No, but, no, but Asian rice is supposed to clump. It's supposed to be sticky, though.

It depends on what type of rice you're making. It's supposed to clump depending on what type of rice you're making. They don't always want clumpy rice. Like, it depends on the situation of which it could. They only eat fucking rice. For sushi. No, they only eat comfy rice. Chinese people, they don't only eat clumpy rice.

They only, they wake up in the morning, they gargle. They gargled clumpy rice. They gargled clumpy rice in the morning. spit it out, they eat it in the morning, they fucking eat it for lunch, they eat it for dinner, they eat it for breakfast. And they go to the Shian factory. That's what happens. You guys are really showing your Latin American ignorance where you're like, no, the world works this way. It's this way. I mean, we got some of the best cuisine on the planet, bro. If you, if you, if you salted your pasta or whatever you're doing, it's not going to change it drastically.

Here's the thing. I feel like a lot of people don't realize how fucked up their taste buds are because they don't properly like brush their tongue and shit. Because I've heard people say things like, oh, this water tastes gross, this water tastes gross. And yeah, there is, like, say, some chemicals in water that you would want because that's naturally occurring in natural spring water. But when I hear people say water tastes gross and it's just a little salted with just like minerals, something that would just be considered a little salty that changes water other than, like, say, having a distilled water, I always say, are you sure your mouth's not full of like something that's making the water seem gross to you? Because the shit that's in your mouth is going to

change the flavor of water. I mean, some water is gross, though. People don't, like, to me, the only thing that's gross is like tap water that has a bunch of other stuff that's not naturally occurring in water, where now it tastes fucking gross to me because it tastes like pennies or blood or something versus a fucking when you taste blood, it's just the, the fucking, you know, you taste like has a metal taste to it.

Salty and metal. Yeah, yeah. So, like, in a similar way where I've had so many different waters and they all taste very similar because they have this similar natural occurring type of chemicals in them. And when people say like, oh, this is disgusting, I'm more like, well, there's probably, you know, this is a very almost taste like nothing type of thing. Have you had Arrowhead water before? Yes, I have.

Arrowhead does not taste very good, like genuinely. I've heard people say that. It doesn't taste very good. I've heard people say that a lot. And then I'm like, all right, I, I am not very confident with a lot of things. I can 100% grab a lot of different fucking spring waters and be like, tell me which one's which.

And I guarantee most people the only people that won't fail are the people that just guess correctly. I can do it. I can tell the ones I drink. When I move back, we're going to put that to the test 1,000%. I can tell Poland spring water. 1,000%.

I can tell Poland spring water. Yeah. I can tell maybe Aquafina. I can tell smart water. But like I know when I meet the moment, like I have a bottle water right here right next to me. Yeah. This water, it doesn't have weird taste of me anymore.

When I first started drinking Kirkman water, it tasted weird to me at first, right? I feel like... Because I would only drink Poland spring water. So I was going to be like, oh, this is a weird taste of water to me. Now it doesn't taste funny at all, but I know when I drink Arrowhead or when I drink like... There's another one of the waters that's like one of the charged waters. I forgot what it's called. It's like...

I don't know. It's like an alkaline water. When I first drink that, I could... I knew it was a weird taste. It's like, it would say strange. but it wasn't exactly bad There's a Hawaiian volcano Arrowhead tastes bad

Like I would stand on that I'll be able to taste it out of A group of water I'm like that's arrowhead The thing I feel about that Because I've heard people say that I just I don't I think I guess I'm a little bit more

Like I try to like Pay attention to Human Psychology and I feel like There's this like zeitgeist that Because you think Something that's gonna taste bad Let's just say like everybody says it tastes bad Why the fuck is it one of the most

Drink waters and one of the most popular if it really tastes bad I think sometimes people kind of have to step back and be like is it a me thing and I feel like most people won't do that because their ego gets in the way

they're like no it's me I think water I think water is so I think water is so necessary and so cheap that I think people can't afford can't they can't really like why be picky

at that level I guess and also they don't really have many and to be fair Arrowhead I don't like Arrowhead at all but I do think think it's just kind of one of the things like what are you going to get other what are you going to get other than arrowhead like you're going to get fucking you're not going to get something so much better than arrowhead over here that it's going to matter so you might as well just get the fucking arrowhead you're not going to spend more money on the smart water even though it's better because it's expensive like why would you fucking bother like why would you why would you why would you do that it's water like for instance right like me and chris both would drink poland spring water that doesn't exist over here at all it just it just i thought but dude but dude you yeah know what's funny though? I didn't, when I was younger, I didn't, I didn't really like water that

much. Like, I, like, I didn't, like, Poland's spring, like, I drank it when I had to, but, like, it wasn't something that I was like, oh, man, I could really use a, I could really use a bottle of water. Because I always felt like, oh, it's a liquid that doesn't taste like anything. Why would I choose this liquid over the other liquids that taste like good things? That's a kid's mindset, really, is all it is. It's like, why the fuck would I, why would I, why would I indulged at anything that is bland. Why the fuck would I do that? When this world of sugar and deliciousness awaits me everywhere I turn. So, like, I didn't like water really at all. And then I moved out here and on our drive out

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This tastes so much worse than I, like, I used to think, Poland Spring tasted bad. And now I'm having this. I'm like, yo, what the fuck is going on over here? And then when I had Poland Spring again, I was like, oh my God, it's so good. So I didn't even have like a bias towards Poland Spring.

I genuinely didn't even like it. and now I love it but I wouldn't buy it now because I just have a filter there's no point yeah it's so it's fascinating to me like

especially when it comes to like the the chemical it's just it's such a thing that I feel like there's got to be research in

yeah in the future there's going to be like people are going to realize like well I mean it's already a major scam industry blah blah blah like fucking what is it nowadays what is it nowadays

the only thing I would say is people stay away from tap water If you're in most places, just stay away from it. Stay away from tap water. You know, like, stay away from tap water if you're somewhere other than probably like Manhattan. NYC. Stay away from tap water. Probably NYC.

Stay away from tap water everywhere else. Maybe even there too, low key. Maybe even there too, stay away from me, you know. There's so many places I just, I wouldn't do it just because you don't know what the hell they're doing. When I was at the New York show, I was drinking water out of the, out of the sink in my hotel. And it was so good. What the fuck is going on here? I understand that it has to be.

I understand that it has to be for just like sanitation purposes. Like I understand that it has to be like top of the line water because otherwise people would die because contaminants would spread so quickly throughout that city that it would make the plague look hilariously small in comparison. But it's still weird to me that it tastes so good just coming out of the sink. It's fucking weird. But yeah. Yeah, we should move on.

get to some more questions. Franken 2, Brody. He says, Hello, Stank, Wank, and Chernobyl Stench. Currently working on a video on how to body box a ghost? If you had to do so, how would you go about it and who would you challenge? Body box a ghost. What does that mean?

What do you mean? How would we go about it and who would we challenge? Do we have to fight challenge a ghost? What's the ghost box? You mean, exactly. Is that some fucking, what's the ghostbuster shit or something? Sounds like some ghost. Buster shit.

Yeah. We're not going to answer your question because I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I have no idea what... Body, buy. See, I thought boxing. Like, fighting. Like, just punching?

Body box? PFS. Okay, so I'm looking up body boxes right now. Yeah. I don't understand. You're just trying to trap a ghost? Are you trying to go blow from blow with a ghost? Yeah.

Are you just... Does he mean the actual art of like just punching? punching, like no headshots. So just, just body boxing. That must be what it means. Like, if you're going to, Frank it too. I would, I would choose Ali after he died because he's already pathetic.

He's already shaking and stuff. Dang. That's crazy. What a word to use. You think his ghost is still shaking? Then I beat up by that. Then I beat up fucking Ali. I beat up shaking Ali.

Kingsen, do you think his ghost is still shaking? Probably. Probably causing a ruckus up there. They put him in the box, in the boxes moving. And they got to lower heaven, he's slowly bigger and the bigger. He slurred. Stephen Hawking, provided that he didn't molest children on Epstein's Island, if he's in heaven, is he...

Is he... Is he... Because he doesn't have the chair still, because the chair's not alive. So he's either locked in that position as a floating... So he's either, like, locked in that seated position as a floating ghost, or he's fine. but he can't have the chair, right? I don't know.

I think he's haunting. Who did he, he's haunting? Didn't he go to prison for protesting the Vietnam War? And then they revoked his license for a minute. I feel like he's probably haunting. Well, he's dead now. Who is he haunting?

People, other people that were involved. Who was the president during the beginning of the, at the beginning of the Vietnam War. I should know this. I should know. Wasn't the JFK? I don't think it was when it started. It was, yeah.

I love, I love meeting people. I love meeting people who like have no clue about, like, look, I'm not like a historic, I don't know that much about history. But like some of the guesses that people make about like when certain presidents

were around even is wild. Like people, I met, I talked to somebody recently who genuinely thought Lincoln was alive, like, in the 40s or something. That's not true. I'm not even remotely kidding. There's a guess. People are I don't know. And somebody said, we were having a conversation. It's like, oh, that's Lincoln times, man.

That's like the 40s and shit. That's like the Roaring 30s or whatever. And I'm like, yo, it's the Roaring 20s first off. The thing is that if you don't know history, if you do not know history, right? It in general makes no fucking sense. That's the thing. If you don't know history, if you don't like study it. Because before, before is always before you and you don't care by nature because it's so much before you.

If you don't make an effort to give a fuck about it, you never care. It's before I was around. Right. I've definitely had theories where like I thought like I think it's because everything that happened before I was born is entirely hypothetical to me. It's like it's entirely like removed from my existence. I always assume that there's a there's a slight likelihood, maybe even a 10% chance that none of it really happened or that if it did happen, it's all been very, very deeply misremembered. Like it wouldn't surprise me if like historically like you know, you know these like

really grand historical figures like people who like who've accomplished like, oh, these crazy things. Oh my God Like Dennis Like Dennis the menace Like Dennis the menace Exactly Like Dennis the menace When he menace

When he menace all over the place There was Like when he menaced that guy Till he killed himself That guy fucking took his own life He bossed him And the guy was like Literally leaving him alone now

And he wouldn't leave him alone And the guy blew his own fucking brains out He fucking hauled his own cranium out He wouldn't leave him alone Yeah What you're saying about I'm Googling who. What do you guys think about the,

what did you think about the... Hold on, hold on. I was thinking, I was... Okay, go, go, go, go. Let me finish this one. Because, like, I think it's possible that these figures in history who have...

Usually a lot of accomplishments are attributed to one person in history. And I'm like, is that true? Or is that, like, a couple different people that they just didn't really care to get... You know what I mean? Like, that they just didn't really care

to get... the paperwork done for. So they were just like, let's just throw them all. Let's just throw this all on Lincoln because it's like whatever. You know what's interesting? That's more, it's probably more likely the case because as we've gotten older, we've learned so many different interesting things in history.

Like even like the age of humans of like when humans first, what we believed how old humans are, like just lazy shit where it's like they discovered other things. And you talk about paperwork and not wanting to change things. are like, ugh, fuck. You know, and other people don't want their discoveries to be diminished, so they're just like, eh, they'll just leave things alone. And, you know, I just found out the other day.

The Wright brothers, the Wright brothers fucking supposedly, allegedly stole their idea from this nigger that had a prototype on a way to a train to a competition. Like, he had the first prototype of this fucking working plane. Was it a black dude, actually? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this brother, and, he was like, this is going to be the shit.

I'm going to win this prize, probably $100,000 or whatever. And all of a sudden, his shit disappeared. It never made it to where it was supposed to go. Can we, can we take a moment, can we take a moment to really understand how much, how much shit was invented or created by black people in America and how much we are just not taught that? Like, we're just not taught the truth. There's a lot of interesting things, man. I really, I really, I really did not know. that like American music in general

like as a whole was created by black people I thought like oh no white people made some of it and it's like well it is not it is it is it is interesting kings and kings you can't one group of people

didn't invent everything it's insane a lot of them a lot of the major genres of music in an American music were created by black people yeah I mean Techno is one, right? But like most of the ones that we are like that are our kind,

our music is made by them. And it's like, oh yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Look, I'll give you the peanuts. It's pretty unanimous. Like, pretty unanimous. You can have the peanuts.

Just, just, Chris, why? Chris, it's true though. Like, it's not a lie. That's a thing. You guys made peanut butter. You guys made peanut butter. And that's like, and we gave you all that in the books. All right?

He makes got a peanut butter. Shut the fuck up. Hey, I wanted to bring up this up. I was like, wow, that's weird. Do you guys remember? We made that. We made country music. Wow.

We made jazz, R&B, soul. Whoa, we made rock and roll. Wow. What else? Anything that was like soulful and sort, like,

you know, had a lot of, whatever, we didn't get into that shit, but I want to ask you guys about, do you remember that conspiracy? Do you guys remember that conspiracy theory between,

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at ovi.c. No. Like the parallels and like... Oh. Like the whole, like the coincidences where people are... Are you talking about the parallels between Lincoln? and Lincoln's assassination

and Kennedy Sessions So like John Wilkes Booth And fucking Lee Harvey Oswald Who was I talking to about that? Do you remember them? I spoke to someone about that recently About like why don't it It's pinned on black people

To make everybody think that black people We're still on me We're talking about that I was getting scared I was getting scared I was like This is not happening again right This is not the same happening

I'm getting scared On the last podcast We were talking about We were talking about how how maybe I'm believing less in conspiracy theories and some of the wild shit that has happened. We're talking about Lee Harvey Oswald for example, because we're saying imagine we had a crystal ball and you get to experience life and you know all these what-ifs and seeing how bad would things be for black Americans? Say, for example, if Lee Harvey Oswald was black. Like if they, so like this president, this beloved president was blasted by this black dude.

much worse would things be? Would we have reached the civil rights movement? Would there have been... Ever. Would the clan be? Would there be a president, like a Ku Klux Klan president where he has the hood and given an address because of that one singular incident or something? And it made me think...

Just dark futures, bro. If there was a conspiracy theory and he was just a patsy, wouldn't you use like a black person? Wouldn't it be way easier to just use some dopey white guy that fucking was a sympathizer for the Soviet Union or some shit? Yeah. So here's here's, so here's, so here the list of, I think this is what you're talking about, right? Some of these are like a little silly and some of these some of these get into a like astrology territory. Like the first one is like Lincoln and Kennedy both have seven letters. It's like, okay, whatever. But both presidents were elected to Congress in 46 later to the president in 60. Both assassins John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald were born in Lee Harvey Oswald were born in Lee Harvey Oswald were born in Lee Harvey Oswald were born in Lee Harvey Oswald were born in the theater. We're born in the theater. And were known by the three names composed of 15 letters. Booth ran from a theater. Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in the theater.

the assassins were both southerners. Yeah, that is kind of interesting, yeah. Both of the president's successors were Democrats named Johnson with six-letter first names, born in 08. That's kind of, that's weirdly specific. Both Lincoln and Kennedy were particularly concerned with civil rights, made their views strongly known. Both presidents were shot in the head on a Friday. Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy. This is the one that was most interesting to me.

Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who told him not to go to Ford's Theater. Kennedy had a secretary named Evelyn Lincoln and she warned him not to go to Dallas. That's kind of nuts. That's really cool. That's crazy, dude. Yeah.

Like, that is really unsettling. That's really unnerving, man. Yeah, I don't know how true that is. See, that's the thing that fucks me a little bit. That is a good point. I feel like at this point, Wikipedia would not have that up if it,

because that's so wildly easy to check, I guess, if you cared. I imagine that right now there would be like a dispute if it wasn't true by now. Like it's what, 2024. This conspiracy has been around for so long of these things. I've saw this shit like before I had, what do you call it, dial-up? I remember seeing shit like this when we had dial-up and just being a kid like, well, it's just crazy.

And yeah, now thinking about it again, a couple of those things are so crazy that it almost feels like, I always say when things get so fucked up or when somebody does like, we mentioned the Easter thing that just happened recently. where it happened to fall on trans visibility day or whatever it's called. It fell on the 31st and the Ridoids were like, oh, they're taken away our Easter and it's like, this is too dumb. I can't, I think

it lends to my fucked up simulation theory. We're in a simulation and it's broken because it's doing things that should be so impossible. That like say, you know how you can't, if your code's broken, your MPCs aren't going to work properly. It doesn't matter how much you interact with and they're just broken.

And I feel like these people are broken. And I feel like when you, when you, you compare some of this Lincoln shit, that's easily programmable. Do you have, you know, to have these things and just to fuck with people?

You're out of pocket. Because it's so, it's so crazy, though. But don't you think some people are just impossibly dumb? We're like, you can't. You're veering off,

Derek, you're veering off. Come on, brother. You have to agree with me that some people are impossibly dumb. Like, they're just impossible.

They're so stupid that you feel like it should be impossible. See, my theory, my theory is that human intelligence is a shared cloud of bandwidth and that the more of us there are, the stupider each of us is. So you believe that there is an overall amount of intelligence period? I kind of like that theory. No, I just think that's interesting. I think that's so stupid.

I think that's so insane. I kind of like that theory, man. Why weren't cavemen astronomically intelligent? Well, they just could tap into the potential. The potential's there. Think of it as a bank. You're misunderstanding. You're misunderstanding.

This is what we are at is not, this is not intelligence. Having technology around us is not, it's actually the thing that's going to destroy us. That's, that's the wisdom in it. It's like, they were smart enough to know that certain things are not to be trifled with. They were smart enough to be like, okay, I'm going to, I kill, I kill deer, I eat deer, I raise son to kill deer. I die That's it That's fine

Is good for me I know sad I know depressed Me never sad or depressed Me just scared What do you sound like Is that what they sound like I go to

I go to I go to a car Many of you I go to I do all these sorts of things I walk through the woods I walk through the woods I kill the bears

And I eat the children The Like they don't say I don't eat the big bear The big bear no good The children bear is good like in their language it is normally how they would say things but when it's translated to us it sounds like a caveman because they would be like I go car or like I leave I leave now like they don't say I'm going to leave now that's not how the language works we have the biggest army so we have the biggest army military yeah that's exactly why I don't I don't believe we have the most guns I don't believe that we have a shared cloud of intelligence but I do think it's I do think it's a funny idea because as pop as the population skyrockets it explains it explains it's

why so many people are so incomprehensibly stupid. It's too much for me, man. In ways that I don't remember being true when I was a kid, really. Like, there are stupid adults and stupid politicians. No, no, no. It's not that we didn't know shit. It's that I do think that's partially true. I also think we just have a unique, like, we're in a position right.

We are in a historical position right now where, like, most people just are free to make asses of themselves. Like, Elon Musk in the 90s probably wouldn't have seemed so stupid because he just would have had fewer ways and fewer avenues with which to express that stupidity to the broader public. You know what I mean? Like, he's a fucking... Elon Musk is a fucking idiot.

He's a savant in some ways. Like, he's like, he's really smart in very specific things. And that's it. I actually... He's really good at hiring the right people to do things for him. I would challenge that. That's fucking incompetent people. He's actually done an insane amount.

That's objectively true. He's not done anything. He's had people do it for him. He's actually a pretty, pretty wise business dude. So here's the thing. He hires the right people, man. The amount of stuff that make,

hiring the right people, you think he's over, like the fact that you would think he's not, I'm not saying that is so fucking stupid. It's wild. No, no, no. It's not, we're not saying, we're not saying, we're not saying he's doing all the fucking heavy lifting

or that he's like, particularly like amazing. Let me ask you a question. He specifically did a lot of interesting things. Let me ask you a question. I don't think he's done anything interesting. I think people around him have done interesting things that he's interesting. I feel like you're overcorrecting.

I feel like you're overcorrecting. You're swinging on the pendulum to the other side. I don't think I'm overcorrecting. I'm saying people who have resources and they're interested in interesting things can appear to do interesting things. If you wanted to fund like electric cars or certain type of rockets and you have the you have the money to do it, you have government subsidies. to do it, you can do it.

We can't. So, right. So somebody who's fucking born of an emerald mine and a nepo baby, I don't give them credit for doing this shit because a lot of people would do really cool shit if they had the opportunities to do it. So to me to be like, to act like Elon Musk is somebody different, I don't, I disagree with that. I just think he's one of the people that.

What do you mean? What does that mean? Like, he's like, like, he's unique. I don't think he is. I just think that he's somebody who has a lot of money and he's just doing interesting things with his money like a lot of other people have done throughout history and I think he's propped himself up nicely to be like this godsend

and it'd be like he's like Iron Man or some shit so much they put him in a fucking movie with him. Yeah, no, he's not, I wouldn't go, I wouldn't go that far. He's a fucking, but a lot of, but see, that's the oar that he's given off to a lot of people. And I'm not saying you guys think that particularly. Yeah, but you still give him. him, I still feel like you guys give him more credit than he actually deserves, just from my opinion.

There are people, there are engineers that have had conversations with him publicly, and they're like, you're a fucking idiot. Like, they, he's not doing anything. He doesn't know what, when they, when people ask him about the ins and outs of, like, engineering, he has no idea what the fuck he's talking about. Like, so what did he do? Where's the, what credit would you give him? I feel like he, he, he, I feel like, I don't think he's, I don't, I used to think,

way more of him. I didn't think way higher of him than I do. Of course. I was deceived too. I thought he was smart. I did. I used to think he was smart. Because obviously Tesla's a very impressive company.

SpaceX is another impressive fucking company. PayPal, in its own way as well. He sold it up before he had anything to do with it. He sold it up before it became PayPal. But like. Before I became what it is now. But I understand what you're saying.

Like he was involved in some incredible stuff. Like I would never take that away from him. But as far as him being like the guy that's like making the good. Like I think Twitter. is a great example of like, here's Elon going off on his own and trying. Right. It's him trying to actually do things without real help. It showed like this is what he's actually capable of.

And Tesla is actually not nearly as good as it can't. Teslas are not nearly as good as they should be. He's lied about every fucking thing that he said that was going to happen. As far as like, like, even, you know, even SpaceX is kind of, the progression is so fucking slow. And he's like, oh, like, by, in two years, we. should already be on Mars. Do you still trust the corporate media? I know I don't. Get the real facts, the inside story behind the scenes in the Senate, in the White House, and the U.S. Supreme Court.

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with his trajectory. Everything is bullshit. There's great channels that document all the stuff that he says and just how he's lied about literally everything. And like Dunderful. You guys remember that? dude, you remember Thunderfoot?

No, yeah, yeah. He just documents a lot of the stuff and laughs at him. And he actually makes really good videos. And of course, Elon Sims get all mad at him. But I'm like, bro, you can't dispute anything. Elon says something. And then it doesn't come. Oh, Cybertruck is literally 100 times more than it's supposed to be.

100% more. Yeah, yeah. Excuse me. 100% more than it was supposed to be. And it's a piece of shit. There's people that are making videos of it just breaking down as soon as they fucking accelerate. It's just like his shit is not.

It's, there's a facade. I just feel like he's one of the biggest frauds in history. I think Tesla's were good cars. I think what happened was he started making them too. He started making too many of them. He started promising too much of the shareholders. Yeah. And then they became shitty cars.

That's what happened. Of course. The 2012 Teslas were insane. Those were insane cars to be in at that time. And I was like, holy shit, they're wild. And then he was like, we're going to make more. And obviously he started making them too quickly because he had the savings to make. to make more.

Yeah. I don't know. I do think there are certain things about like, and to be fair, it might be a sense of, I can't remember where I heard this phrase before, but there's like, there's a certain brilliance in ignorance where like, like, there's, there's bets that he made on, on, on, uh, SpaceX, right? Where, like, they were like irresponsible bets. Like to the point where it's like, oh, if this, if this launch didn't work, then the whole

company would have been completely fucked and it was like really unwise to like, bet that much of the company on like this single launch and then it worked and just just serendipitous like a really stupid decision ending up like really positively just by sheer coincidence ends up working for the benefit of the company I would have to fact I would have to verify that that's that's I mean that's that's true he has government money backing him I just don't think so I think they would just give him more money that that's this is ages ago this is a long time ago but like I do think I don't know man I feel like ultimately ultimately what you have is and I don't think, by the way, I understand what this comparison is going to sound like, but this is not what

I'm trying to say, right? But there are certain people who are smart in certain avenues who are very, very, very, very, very, very, very stupid. And like, one of the, the person that I think of specifically is like Isaac Newton, you know, I don't know what I'm saying fucking Elon Musk is like Isaac Newton. I'm just using us as an example. I understand what you mean. Where like Isaac Newton was like a brilliant mathematician, but then he also believed. in fucking alchemy and just the dumbest shit. The dumbest shit, he put like mercury behind his eyes and all sorts of weird shit. He does some cool things.

He does some fucking moron. Involent. That's most geniuses in history. They're all coming a problem, unfortunately. They're trying things. And what I would say, and what I would say about Elon Musk is I wouldn't say that Elon Musk is a genius. I would say that he, I would say on certain, in certain key areas, he is smarter than average.

And in other areas, he is very stupid, like stupider than most people. could ever hope to be. And he also happens to have that set. He also has that specific set of like mental bullshit in the body of someone who was born into a family with diamond mine money and all like a ton of, you know what I mean? Like it kind of, it's like a perfect storm of bullshit

that kind of leads to somebody. Emerald mines is different. Yeah, it's fucking shut out. But yeah, for the autistic people. Yeah, for the autistic people short. Yeah, Emerald, shut the fuck up. Yeah. But the only thing I would give him is I would say he's driven.

I would say that's his biggest asset. He's driven. And when you have a lot of resources, when you literally have people, siphoning money from people, government subsidies and people trying to think that he built his fucking empire by himself. No, he didn't. Of course he didn't.

The two biggest companies he have are fucking subsidized. So I'm just like, I can't give this nigga credit in other avenues because a lot of people can do amazing things in this situation. We just don't have the opportunity to do it. And so, but he is driven. He's 100% driven.

I'll give him that. Like, because there's a lot of people that do have money that don't do what he's doing because they don't have that interest. So I'll just give him that the drive. It's a shame. It's a shame that he's also so stupid. Yeah, it's, if it was like really, because you have people like Bill Gates that are actually doing some good work, like say, trying to fucking eradicate malaria

or things that and like making vaccines. And then you have dummies that think that he's trying to kill and call the population. world because when he gave a speech talking about well that would inevitably be effect if people are living better they don't breed as much the cop the population will slow down when disease is not ravaging people and people are living in desolation and poverty and then they took that other part of what and i'm just like i can't this this world is too fucked people are trying to help and then they think they're actually killing the world and i'm like and then there's elan must that'll be like yeah that's true that is true and he knows it's not true Fuck that nigger, man. He knows that he, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what he is now. Him on Joe Rogan make me so upset. Him and Joe Rogan make me so upset when they talk to him. I'm like, you guys are both.

You guys are both definitely smarter than that. He's so specifically. He's so specifically. The Elon Musk episode of Joe Rogan really blew my mind because I was like, wow, there's no charisma to be seen here. Like it actually made every, it actually made all of his accomplishments seem way more impressive to me because the idea that somebody with that level of just, anti-charisma could get anywhere, even with money is astounding.

Like, I don't, I've never met, like, there's nobody, I don't know anybody who is less charismatic than Elon Musk is sincerely. Like, there is none. None, like a vacuum. Al Gore. It's almost like, he's almost, Al Gore's pretty bad. No, no, even Al Gore at least was on fucking South Park. Like, I don't know.

Al Gore. That's Matt and Trey's depiction of Al Gore. That's not fucking Al Gore. That is Al Gore. That was Al Gore. That was a live action Al Gore. Shut up. You are fucking, shut up, full metal sweet, sheen. That's real. This is what, this is what happened. This is what happened. Oh my God. People are. Did you guys fucking see. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Did you guys see this, this fucking, I can't believe I forgot to talk about this. This fucking, they found, what is it, gopher, like a beaver or something? Like some species of like some animal like that. I don't know what the fucking phylum or genus is or whatever that has adapted to eat.

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There's a fucking Honda Civic Being eaten by a fucking malignant mouse Somewhere in fucking Colorado or whatever the fuck That is upsetting. We need that dude That's evolution bro Yeah, it's like we need all the plastic eating animals To do work for us, man

Yeah, yeah, yeah We need those guys yesterday The plastic eating shark Yeah It just comes out of the ground and eats a bunch of the plastic and then just goes back in the water. And it's like, whoa, it's turning that into fuck photo phytoplankton. This is insane. The world's healing.

We'll get there. We'll get there, man. We won't. We'll be dead. We'll be dead. But we'll get there. Why don't we just take the plastic and shoot it in the space or catapulted into the sky? So then eventually ruin somebody else.

Why does that not happen? This is my question. We had this. We're not having a space to be in. capability, if we had the capability, we would, we just can't do it. Like, say in pandemic situations where like the world has to work together. It shows you, even though people thought, you know, all the dummies thought it was a conspiracy. It just shows you when the world works together, we can get shit done.

It's like getting the MRI vaccines, the up and running, tested and then be like, this shit works. Let's roll them out. And then they work like 90-something percent effectiveness of doing what they're supposed to do. And then there's people being like, oh, this is scary. They just did. I'm like, yeah, dude. when people pull the resources together and everyone's working on this singular thing,

we can really get some shit done, but the world doesn't work that way when we're not in immediate danger, and that's fucking stupid. We could eradicate all plastics from the world. We could do it, but it's not an immediate threat, so fucking who gives a shit?

And that's why I'm like, bro, I wish those fucking dumb rednecks would just rise up and really take over. Like really, and be like, all right, now we're going to do direct democracy. And everybody gets to fucking vote on the, instead of having a representative that's just going to be bought and paid for. It's like, like they're, man, I give up, bro. I'm back to my simulation theory.

Whatever, dude. We need, we need a, we need a, we need a statewide go fund means. I exit. If they don't do what we need to do, they go missing. That's it. That's not. This is in. The senator is gone.

We have no query is. We found a very bloody mess in this house. I think we put chito puffs in all their orifices. suffocate them if they don't comply. If they don't do what's representative, we start just jamming them in their nose, their ears, and their mouths are the completely full of their ass, their pee holes.

Jamming, jamming, jamming chito puffs and my dick in their other fucking orifices. That's it. They're just like, what's going on? You didn't do what you said. You didn't do what you said. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, dad. I'm sorry. I'm three rhinop pills in, bro. I'm fucking stiff, dude. I'm sorry, man. It's the new constitutions in Constitution 2.0. I can't help it, bro. Sorry. You know the rules. One more question. And then we'll head out. Be gay, B gay, Caled, wrote in.

He said, uh, be gay, be gay callid. He said, hello different varieties of slurs. With a rise in popularity of smiling friends, I've been a bit nostalgic for older adult swim shows. So what were some of your favorites? I personally loved Aquatine Hunger Force and Space Coast, Coast to Coast. I found recently this show that I completely forgot about, which, which was a Xavier Renegate Angel, which I showed. I just couldn't. I just couldn't. I just couldn't believe that I forgot all about it because it's such a fucking fever

dream and it is so insane. It feels like a YouTube poop, like, but on like it's wild how out of pocket and just completely irreverent it is. But Aquitaine's a goat, I think, easily. Like I love Doc. It seems really good. My favorite, my all time favorite was C Lab 2021. And there was a time where, so I was just, you were downloading them, I was downloading

the episodes and I'll watch them on the family computer. And my, my mom's partner thought it was probably because, you know, two of the characters, there was a lot of sex on that show. And two of the characters, she thought I was watching cartoon porn essentially. She thought I was watching, like, and then my mom went through, because we had our own separate password things for our accounts for, we didn't even have AOL. We had a thing called CompuServe. I don't know there's a lot of people

that are old heads would be like Holy shit compi server I forgot about that But yeah that was one of the competitors You know AOL obviously was the goat But then there was compi serve that was a little cheaper And so we used that to get up on dial-up and shit And then my mom went through my password And then she found my

My history Where I would go on like rotten And steak and cheese And she was like what the fuck is all this And I'm like damn But it wasn't porn though It was just fucked up stuff But yeah, I always think about...

It's probably worse than porn. Some of it was definitely worse. I remember one thing specifically that I'll never forget out of my head. It's just so awkward. Just seeing my mom stare at the screen. And there's this chick that has burning candles like on balancing on her pussy. And so the waxes is dripping on her pussy. Obviously, like some type of torture, pleasure thing or whatever.

Some BDSM, I don't know what you classify that as. To me just thinking like, what the... Because you know, you don't know what you're clicking on when you click on it. It's a title. Like, for example... it could be accurate or it can be completely different. And the Lemon Party one, when I saw it, it wasn't called Lemon Party. It was called Three Old Queers.

And I'm like, oh, I wonder what that's going to be. And that it's just three old queers. It was exactly what it was. And so you don't know. If it was always accurate, I never would have clicked on that shit. But yeah, I always think of, whenever I think of Occup Teen Hunger Force, it leads, not sorry, CLAP 2020, one leads me down that pipeline of thinking. that was my

grandma looked at my history she would have died died and I would have been the cause of killing my grandmother so I'm so happy that she never saw the shit I looked at yeah I'm just pissed that

like I wasn't watching porn man I was like what the fuck is adult swim I'm not even like God how dare you I found all that crazy shit because I was watching an actual cartoon show but I love Harvey Birdman

attorney at law that was a fun one for me great show Yeah, Space Ghost, I did love Space Ghost. Dude, Space Ghost's grandpa was a voice by Randy Savage. And so he appeared a couple of times as fucking awesome. It was very good. He just, it was basically Space Ghost with just a big fucking gray beard.

It was funny. There's so many fucking shows. Yeah, I think, yeah, Adel's one was pretty, especially with Tudami. It was a huge. Adelso is probably like one of the most, like, one of the most under-sighted most influential things probably that exists in media, I think. Like, it's kind of insane.

But, I don't think that got Family Guy back on the air. I'm pretty sure, like, Adultsum got Family Guy back on the air. It introduced, like, anime to, like, millions of, like, like, an entirely new generation for sure. Like, it's a strangely... Well, he mentioned Tuneami briefly before that, too.

Well, Tuna me is... Yeah, Tum 10. Really? I thought it was... I thought it was the different, like, attachment. Because Tsunami at first, because Tsunami at first is to come on, like, in a midday. Cartoon was at nighttime. He briefly mentioned Tunei as he was talking about Adult Swim. He was just kind of like, yeah, yeah.

These are the same thing, by the way. There's not like separate. Cartoon Network technically, you know? There's like, technically there's Cartoon Network. And then there's Adult Swim also. As far as I understand. Adult Swim is a subsidiary of Cartoon Network. Like, they're the same, it's the same umbrella.

It's on the same channel. It was on the same channel. Yeah, Tsunami never ran on Nickelodeon or like anywhere else. It was a cartoon network thing specifically. But kind of insane. Like the, that impact. Because Aquitaine, dude, I, I, I look, that hand banana episode is one of the most

I could, I remember watching, I remember watching hand banana like as a kid on TV and not fucking understanding. Even at that time, it felt like, yo, how are they getting away with putting this on TV? Like how is this Because even today Like I look at it And I'm like yo This is kind of wild

Even for like now That episode Because it's literally just a dog Raping people Like it's the whole fucking episode I mean I don't know man There's a lot of crazy

I mean You're looking pretty good over there Dude I just I didn't I didn't enjoy Ocatoon As much as I would have liked to because I, they, they wrote shake so well. They made, you was so hateable.

Like, I really did not like watching shake. Master Shake sucks, dude. Such a fucking asshole. Like, I guess it's so, shake, shake was my favorite character in that show. I loved that. I love that. I love that show. Of course I was a asshole.

I know, right? Of course he's such a dick. He's such a dick, and he just always, he's always doing the wrong. And his voice is so good. Dana, I forget what his name is. Dana Silva, I think, or whatever. But his voice is so perfect. He voiced the,

the the big ox guy in Chowder as well, I think. But he, uh, no, that's, no. No, I forget. He's on that show though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got the tusks. I can't remember what his name is. But his voice is so good and that the character design of that shake is so fucking.

Frylock was probably my favorite one. Really? Like, as a character, like, okay, this is like, I liked Freelock a lot. But shake was so funny. Shake was like the Kramer of that show. Whereas it's like, I'm watching. Because I want to see what the fuck Shake is going to do.

It was always some bullshit or he would die. It was too much. He'd become a zombie or he'd fucking get everybody sent to hell or he'd find aliens and it's like, what the fuck, Jake? Why would you, how could you possibly continue living with this guy? That's what was so, like, frustrating, I guess. Like, dude, I understand he's needed.

It was like, it was, to me, it was borderline Joffrey in Game of Thrones. Like, just so, like, Oh, fuck this dude. Fuck this dude, man. Well, Jophe was there because he was king. That's the reason why Jopford was there. Everybody is he thought he was king.

If they would have found out he wasn't Robert's kid, someone would have, someone would have just hit him in the head with a club. He killed him. It was Shanks, right? Blunted. Wasn't it? Wasn't it's Shakes house? I don't know.

Because the door was shaped like him. I have no idea. I remember the door was shaped like him. Well, because he's also a narcissist. right? Like you, of course the door Yeah, I guess so, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not, I'm curious about that though. Because a door, to me actually I gotta say.

Can fit everybody else. That's why. Carl is definitely my favorite character when I think about it. Oh, Carl, Carl's goaded. Carl's the shit. He's the best. There's a scene. There's a scene that lives in my head, I think about it, I think actually like at least twice a week every, for like the last several years of him hiding behind his couch in the dark when

Frylock is like knocking on. the window and he's just whispered he's like he's got the lights off he's hiding behind the couch he's like carl carl you home he's like he's just whispering to himself he's like go away go away you freak they fuck out of it it's just so real it's just like go away leave me alone he hates them he fucking hates those guys dude and just like just living like why would you put wouldn't you move like the whole the whole idea of that shit is like it's so it's just frustrating that it's like why would these people the way that this is set up is

so insane and no one's just like yeah I'm leaving like anyone like if you're a normal person you would either move yourself you would maybe kill something I don't know something crazy would happen but obviously you know for the show it's gotta be that way

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Was that fucking, was that, um, fucking method man? Who the fuck was that? That was not Method man. I swear to God, it was like, was it Redmond? Dude, dude, someone did that.

Someone fucking real did that song. Pixies, Pixies, um, fairly odd parents. It was not Method Man. I can tell you that much for sure. Was it Crack Man?

The Pixie Rap, where Pixies, 2005 Method Man and Red Man. Get fucked. Wait, what? Get, get,

Get molesting. From the, wait, from the song that is those two? I'm Kingston. I'm so, oh. No way. No way that's all educated. I know hip hop culture like the back of my heads. That's crazy.

No, no, no. I'll take that concession because I never thought that. Do they do like a live act visit or is that them from the song? It's, they just did the show. The pixie rap, yeah. Okay. Why is it not playing? That doesn't even sound like them.

Yeah, I didn't know they didn't. It doesn't sound like method. You're talking about? That does not sound like Method Man or Red Man. This sounds like Method Man and Red Man? It sounds like Method. It's a show. It's a show for children.

It's not going to sound. Red is definitely, Red is definitely changing his voice a little bit, but you can definitely tell the smokiness of Method Man's voice. Maybe Method Man. It does not sound exactly like that. I didn't say that.

Why the fuck do you keep putting words in people's mouths? No one said it sounded exactly like them. What the fuck is wrong with you? Not going to it's them. What is wrong with you? Why do you do this? That is not an insane sound like that. No one said that, you dummy.

Jesus Christ. There's no more argument done. It kind of sounds like him. I can tell it to him. And then you're like, ooh, it doesn't sound exactly like it. I'm like, nigger, no one said that. How do you do this?

I'm not going to argue. How does your brain do this? My brain. That almost made my brain. brain scream. Yeah, you did it to yourself. And I'm like, where does that sound like either of them? I can hear their...

I get it. Bro, when I do my gay parodies, for example, if you hear it, I'm trying to imitate their voices, but you can tell it's me. Like, you can still tell it's me, though. You're like, oh, I can tell that's Derek doing that. But that's not my exact voice, dummy. All right. I'm done.

Kingsen, like, as if you don't know what voice is... I almost had a brain aneurysm. My brain literally my brain almost exploded. Yeah, you did that to yourself. Got it. You did that to yourself. Okay, okay, cool. Okay, it's over.

I'm not going to let myself go crazy over that. My brain literally almost blew up. My brain almost literally blew up. You said that, you said that six times. So let's. I get it. I understand. Onward.

Onward, Chris. We get it. We get it. We get it. Your brain is fucked. Before I put my head through my monitor. I just, I just, man, that was shocking to me. That's shocking to me that you, like, because yeah.

You could ask anyone I know. Well, not anyone I know. I bet a lot of people who also like both Method and Menman probably did not know that was them either. Can I tell you something? On my playlist, I have zero method man. I feel like you saw that and that's why you know that because I can bet you, Chris, you cannot name another song with both in a minute without looking it up. No, I could not.

Absolutely. Exactly. You probably saw it was Method Man and Red Man. And you were like, oh, that's them. Because I remember. Not because I remember the show. That's Method Man from the Wu-Tang clan. You did not do that.

But you also have somebody like me who is. Can you name Method Man or Red Man songs right now off top of your head? Of course. One of my favorite hip-off. Name three of them right now. What do I have to do three now? You just said one. Name two.

So anyway, you said one. Or name one. One of my favorite fucking hip-hop tracks from them specifically is Blackout. I fucking love that song. Okay. Okay. Blackout. I fucking, dude, I don't need.

I don't need to prove anything to you. You don't. You don't need to prove, but like this. I'm very versed with Method and Red. I like a lot of their stuff. I actually like Method Man a lot more than Redman. I actually think Red Man. I love Method Man.

I think Red Man is highly overrated, to be honest. I, I'm be honest. I think it's highly overrated. I think Method Man is way better. Just a better lyricist. It sounds better. But like, say, look, when you, when I'm hearing this pixie thing, what I would normally think probably what you thought is that oh some people pretending to be them

like you probably think it was just some people pretending to be them what could me hearing it I didn't even think it was them because it didn't sound like them it I didn't tell once I heard you were like once I was like oh that's method man 100% I was like I guess one of them sounds sort of like him I get 100% hear method definitely not red man that sounds and I've I've I've heard Red Man since I was a child. I can hear Red Man's voice too. He's just putting on more of a character. I couldn't hear Red Man's voice.

I can not hear Red Man's voice. I'm still listening to it. So this is an easy. You know what an easy experiment to do is? We can just get a method in Red song, right? And then just be like, hey guys, listen to this song. Now listen to this Pixie song. Can you tell these are the same people?

I guarantee you nine out of ten people are going to be like, yeah. I can. I can tell that they're just doing a, a dumb-ass thing called we're pixies I remember that being a I remember that being a big deal of the time because I remember that was what everybody was talking about at the time when that episode aired I remember

I remember like being in school and people were like did you see fucking Method Man and fucking red man and fucking I don't know how you don't hear that it's them and I remember being like I don't know who those are I don't I didn't know anything about that but like I for whatever reason I remember that being a topic of conversation I was like

oh yeah I'm gonna show you Chris I'm gonna send you black out right now by them. And when this song came out, there's something about it that really like, I took to it. I bet I'm going to hear it. I bet I'm going to hear it. And I'm going to be like, oh, these are the pixies guys. These are just the pixies.

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actually. It sounds more like Redman now, the more I listen to it now. Not that I was until the whole song and I went back. That's insane. It comes in around like 30 seconds. Because I've heard and seen that episode

so many times, I never thought Method Man or Red Man. I actually don't think. But also my brain's probably remembering them speak. And my brain was like, oh, they sang like they spoke. It sounds like this.

It does sound. They sound like the same people. Stick them. Stick them. It's a different cadence, obviously, and obviously the song is different. Right. With pixies. We're pixies.

And since the nine, I remember that episode so vividly because I remember being like, this is an unusually good song for like a fairly odd parent's because they have not really. They weren't exactly like family guy. You know what I mean? Where family guy was putting out like just like really good. like they would win like fucking awards for their musicals fairly odd parents never won a damn thing

because it's most of their songs are not good and I remember that song came on in that movie and I remember being like what the fuck that was good for some reason like why is that well done my shiny shiny my shiny teeth in me my shiny fat cocking me

my big fat cocking me my big fat cock in me my dig that spark you know what makes me happy It fills me up with me You know what? You know what? Who was that?

Big, Oh, big and fucking stupid prick. Was that? That is fair. I forgot about that one. Was that a celebrity? Do you think that guy? Yeah, it was.

That was actually. It was Aaron Carter or what's his name? Or Justin McCartney? One of them. Justin McCartney was one of those guys. It was Chris Kirkpatrick. Oh, it was? From Insinker or Backstreet Boys.

The instinct one, the one that like no one cares about. It's interesting. Yeah. Who's Justin McCarthy? Do you mean Justin Jembley? Jesse McCartney Jesse McCart? Who's that? He died recently.

Let me see. I don't know who that is. Jesse McCartney? He got passed away. He was like a big, he was like a big teen, like when we were kids. He was kind of like. He was kind of like. He was like proto Justin.

He was, yeah, he was like proto Justin Bieber when we were kids. Yeah. I remember that. I don't really anything. Ew. I'm, I blocked that out of my memory. Ew. Yeah.

You're an adult. You're already in a adult. Oh, if you like that song, that would have been the weird as fuck. You don't have a fucking straight. So Beautiful Soul is a really popular song from this guy. No, he did not pass away. Lily's here to us. He did not pass away yet.

I think Aaron Carter just died. Aaron Carter. Aaron Carter did. Oh, so he's the one that did it? No, he said it was Chris. You were talking about the one that passed away. I got you. Yeah, Chris Kirkpatrick did Chip Skylark in fairly out there.

He did chips. Aaron Carter died. And Jesse recently died. He did, did me and me and. you and your beautiful soul. You know what's fucked up? He was one of the only few people that was, he was running defense for that fat dude

that put all the boy bands together and they like abused them all and stole their money and shit. I forgot his name. They did a documentary. It was a Dan Schneider version. It was literally Dan for pop music. He put all the boy band together. The one that recently died, right?

The one that recently died. What happened was someone tried to, because he was close with Michael Jackson when he was younger. He worked him a few times and they were like, hey, can you come and say fuck shit about Michael Jackson? And he was like, why would I lie about a man that was only ever really kind to me? And he like literally like outwardly like, no, Michael never did anything wrong to me. And they tried to make me say fuck shit about him. It was his mother and shit like that. And I was like, game. That's pretty fucking wild. That's interesting. But I also, he, he defended

that guy that clearly abused all the other pop singers. So I'm wondering if he was too young to understand because like everybody else they made documentary and they diary it all over that guy they're like that ginnig stole all of our money he said he was a six member of of in sync and so he would just get a large fat cut and like he would steal all these people's money i'm like it's crazy he's just some fat guy behind the scenes that put the bands together and he would take like most of their money i guess um makes me really happy anyway anyway spanchob piss pants oh yeah mr pants jesse we need to make more piss jesse i can't mr white but Baller of the First Sin, Spumbo Fudders, gay Motley crew,

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And right I will say it doesn't get The little effort that we've put in and then what I've been doing recently, exploding on TikTok. And I see other people doing it. And I'm like, really, guys? I told another guy that he had an idea of doing Weezer.

And I said, yeah, do it, man. It'll probably be like blow up. But like, I just think people suck. It seems like it's too, it's so easy. I'm like, bro, this is, this is just money. It's money on the table. Why are you niggis not doing it? It's difficult for people to do.

Maybe it. Maybe it's more difficult than we think. I maybe it is but there are some bang way to us it does it it oddly it eerily does not we have no stake in it that's why

we're just saying shit we're just saying shit we don't got to fucking worry about it I got worry about nothing some people that may be like hey man you you may this may not I'm like I don't want to hear nothing I don't want to hear nothing

I'm just here nothing I'm just here to say I don't care if it's right I don't care if you're right fuck you I have to say I'm putting a moratorium on on this whole thing. I'm putting a moratorium.

If you're listening to this and you've gotten this far, then you know what that means. You, enough, you, you gotta stop pitching us on, on these song parodies. Because it's getting to the point where like, you don't pitch,

you don't pitch an artist on what their next art should be. You know what I mean? Like, it's not how, because then it's like, oh, that's a good idea, but we can't do it because it's not ours now. and we didn't, we didn't, we didn't, we didn't come up with it.

There's a lot of things that are being taken off the table because they're not now ours. And you can't, you got to just chill. Like, we'll, we'll get them. We'll get them. Or, go back to writing weird shit. Yeah, you can write some weird shit or look it, you have to become undeniable. Or it's so good that it's like, that, that is, that's a good idea. And then maybe we'll steal it from you.

and you'll be happy that you at least were included. Yeah, like this one, this one, this one is, this one, this next one is a great example. LZ, I'm going to give you my come. I'm going to give you my come. Not a whole lot of come. Not a whole lot of come. Not a whole lot of come. Not a whole lot of come. Simply not.

It's just wasn't worth it. What's long was that? What's long was that? Exactly. Was it a pocketful of sunshine? Really? The only, the only stipulation I had personally is I wanted people to say what it was. was but I feel like they refuse to do it because they want the struggle of us trying to figure

it out they want they want that yeah they're fucking they're these guys are rat bastards that's why everybody is right you know what happened if you know it fix this problem seriously for everybody if they took a little less time being fucking stupid and gay this problem would be way fucking better but too bad you're so so busy being fucking gay cosmo i wish for a glass of comies hunter dubois back with revengers diving head first in my tv after seeing tifa and a bikini in a dumb gays. Dumb Gaze. I'm on the last chapter of Final Fantasy 7 remake now, by the way. Damn. I finished reburth yesterday.

You've been blazed through that shit, huh? Yeah, I mean... You finished rebirth already? Yeah, I finished rebirth yesterday. Christ, you niggas are fucking... Well, it's been out for a month, to be fair. It's been a month. Okay, yeah, okay, fair. The ending made me really sad. That's all I'm going to say. I didn't like how it ended personally.

Yeah, what if... No, that doesn't mean anything. Maybe he was... It made me sad. Doesn't mean anything. What if Chris was looking forward to it being a happy ending? I never said it wasn't a happy ending. I said I didn't like it.

It made me sad. All right. That means nothing. All right. All right. I'm like, I don't like that. I'm still sad. All right.

I was just kidding. This was the whole point. This was too good. Everything was too positive. I don't like it. I don't like that. Dude, it's so funny because I was, this is my second time playing through it. I never beat it, but like, I totally, the first time I played through it, I got embarrassingly deep into the game before I realized that you could D-pad right on the spells.

I think I got like, seven hours in before I was like, oh, you could fucking, what the fuck is that? Yeah, because to me, I was thinking, like, why would I want to use a weaker version of the spell? Do you still trust the corporate media? I know I don't. Get the real facts, the inside story behind the scenes in the Senate and the White House and the U.S. Supreme Court. Subscribe to Verdict with Ted Cruz on the IHeart Radio app by clicking the attached link today. Paid for by Truth and CouragePack. Not authorized by any candidate or candidates committee. Truth and CouragePack.com.

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And so my assumption was it would be. You also never played the original one really. So that's what makes sense. That's true. Yeah, yeah, I didn't play much of the original Final Fantasy. Is Reber on PC yet? Apparently this entire... It is. It should be.

Wait, is it not? It's not on a PC yet. No, yeah. Like, is it, it's like, it's gonna come later, like, a remake. It's on which way. It's on its way to Xbox and on Mochol and PC. It's definitely not on its way to Xbox. That's insane.

It's not going to be, it's not on Xbox or no? No, Final Fantasy is different remake? It's not on Xbox? No. So it's only on PC? Yeah, it's only on PC and Windows. But not Xbox, but not Xbox. Okay

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I don't I just don't I personally since Your job is It is completely You need it Obviously Me I

I just it's just There's not enough Exclusive stuff on there For me to want to buy it Because I know Spider-Man 2's going to come on PC eventually. I can wait. You know, I've been waiting. So, it'll wait patiently.

Yeah, just, yeah, honestly, like, if you don't have, if you really don't, if you really don't, if you really don't care about waiting, there's no reason for you to have it. Yeah, I'm okay. Straight up. There's too much shit out already. Bro, I want to go back to play Balders Gate at a certain point, because there's still more shit to do. And so I'm kind of like, why am I going to keep buying games and never finish anything I play? I'm on my final fourth playthrough of Baldur's Gate. See what I'm saying? Like, it's just, it's a good ending. I've gotten good. I've gotten bad.

I want to try to make you a monk whole game Monks start sucking really bad at a certain point in the game Yeah, it's not viable dude They get really fucking bad It's not that viable So upset because I really want to use the monk Because I love how they get the satch

That gives them different elemental punches I think that's so cool But the monk is so bad They are so much worse Than other characters And I'm like damn dude Fuck I wish this monk was a good Lily's Asperus

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I love me that. I was talking out about Jojo the other day. That's so fucking funny. The image of anybody's showering. The image of somebody naked with shoes on is so fucking funny. It's crazy.

Because what is like you think you think that you got that many people after you. That you got to have sneakers on in a bathroom. Because I feel like you'll slip in a shower if you're wearing sneakers. So what the fuck are you doing? You get the ones they wear at like a job like at a fast food joint.

You get the anti-slipped. slips so you can just take off we can just take off once a lot of it sprinting in the fucking rain dude I had to throw in my sneakers today because like I had a pair of shoes that I've had since I moved to L.A.

Oh nice and the traction was is all like you could you know how like you can slide on socks on like a you could do that with my sneakers? I could do that with my sneakers and it got like so bad I was like you I'm going to die

in these shoes. So I gotta, but it was so sad. I don't like throwing away shoes. Because they work. So right now, generally. You guys probably don't know this.

There's a huge thing of beef going on between J. Cole, Kendrick Lamar, and Drake because, uh, Oh, because of the future song. Yeah,

so J. Cole and Drake made a song called first person shooter where they were calling, they were calling themselves the big three of like hip-hop. First of all, the fact that Drake thought he was going to call himself

the big three. And one of the best rappers ever is in, sick. Like, look, I think Drake has done a lot of great things and he's reached a lot of accolades that are not, other artists are just not going to reach. He's the second biggest

argument. You take that, you take that shit, and you go to the banquet and you respect that, you have that, right? But for him to stand in a conversation of the greatest artists alive right now and really put himself there is

insane to me. He makes the most repetitive, music. He makes like pop level music in hip-hop. He does make pop. He does make pop. And it's really artist. And it's really wild that he did that. But what happened was, there's a lot of people going back and where between Kendrick's camp and Jay Cole's camp. And it's getting fucking really ridiculous because if we're going to be honest, I love Jay Cole. I actually really love Jay Cole. He's good. I was just listening to him as an artist. I think he's a genius. He's no Kendrick Lamar when it comes to ability to make albums. Kendrick's album making

is probably like the best we've seen in like many generations of artists. No, his range. The easiest thing, the easiest thing strip a lot of stuff away, like long story short, Kentrick's range of what he can do with his vocal ability. People can't touch him.

It's simple. I don't even, I think it's way beyond that. I think when you take up a body, you didn't hear what I just said though. Just to like not get all the way deep into it, just that little fact alone in enough already separates him from every. everybody else. He, nobody can do, they can't do. People can't, Jay Cole can't do what

Kendrick can do. Like, he just doesn't have that type of creativity. And what's, I guess in the sense of like his vocal range. Strip away all of the music and just listen to how he does stuff. His cadence, his, his voice, the different things that he can do, the different ranges. He's in so many different ranges that people are normally, I can only rap in my range. I only have my one, J. Cole has a range. And like, J. Cole can wrap in multi-wenders, but he can't. He doesn't do it. He doesn't do it. He doesn't do it. I would give him that. He sounds the versus Kendrick. He sounds the same in fucking every song.

I think Drake is a diverse artist. Drake can sing quite well if he wants to. Drink sings better than he wraps. Do you still trust the corporate media? I know I don't. Get the real facts, the inside story behind the scenes in the Senate and the White House and the U.S. Supreme Court. Subscribe to Verdict with Ted Cruz on the Iheart radio app by clicking the attached link today.

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I think especially now. He doesn't rap anymore. That's why. He doesn't wrap. He's not rapping what you're doing. I'm gonna be honest, I've just, I've never liked him rapping. I've, I've, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I think the only time and it's, and I see, like, it's the ghost shit. When you can tell, like, it's definitely written for him.

Like, say, uh, what was that song forever? Like, uh, last name ever, like, he didn't write that shit. But I think that's a great, I think that he sounds good. Like, when he's not writing for himself, I think he sounds good. And then when he clearly's putting his own shit together, I'm like, do you, you, you're, you fuck, you suck, dude. You suck dick. I think, I think, I think Drake has this talent. I didn't want

I'm a Drake fan I wasn't a lot of his music I'm a lot of his albums I think he has his talent in where he has his talent But I think for him to say He's one of the best ever is insane I think Kenra

One of the best selling artists When it comes to what he's created To have three albums to have four Albums like damn To Piper Butterfly Good Kid Mad City To have Mr. Moral The Big like to have those kinds of albums

under your alkylades, your worst album is good game Mad City. That's insane thing to have as your worst album. That is fucking insane. I think Good Cape Mad City is better than Section A, for example. Like, I think Section 8 is better. I think that's a come-up album and he has to go harder in a lot of the songs. But I mean, I still like a lot of the songs.

The productions in... We could argue about that, but... But granted to say this, right? It's really insane. And people, and black Twitter's getting fucking wild. They're saying crazy things to them. And I'm like, y'all, these are artists that don't know y'all exist. Well, people just think like...

Come down, people. People think sales means that you're the best, and that's all Drake has. Drake is the second biggest artist in the world. It's Taylor Swift, and then it's Drake. You know what's crazy? For a while, it was actually bad bunny. Oh, yeah. For three years, it was bad money, which is crazy.

If more people knew English, not me, sorry, spoke Spanish, like, say, in the United States, he would be number one untouchable. But, yeah, so... A lot of people always... all over the world love them because everybody likes copying Hispanic culture. Just like black culture, whenever, whenever minorities are doing good, everybody's like, yo, this is late. Let's jump on this train.

Yeah, the niggas doing pro wrestling and stuff, all that. But yeah, let's get the fuck out of here, though. He's driving, bro. Did you finish Chris or no? No, he didn't finish. He was waiting for your diet. But I drew a, but I drew a cheese elemental. Damn, that's not bad.

You did not draw that this quickly. That was only, you did not draw that. I was going to say, I was going to say, I was a damn, dude, are you sure you don't want to be like a fucking animator? What the fuck? That's always pretty good. And I just believed him because I didn't know any better. I'm just like, I can't.

Well, I mean, that's it. Realistically drawing that took about that amount of time. But like the coloring is, yeah, coloring takes time. But there's no way you could. Because you weren't even moving your fucking thing that way. You were just like tapping. and scrolling. If you could do that

I'd be like damn Chris I was literally coloring this is like you can see you can see the process I'd be like why are you doing this if you could do that like why are you doing this? Yeah I was like why did you

Like why are you kidding? You could really be creating stuff Kingston I can draw very I can paint like I can There's no profitability in that It's insane It's a waste There's no profitability

But there's a ton of There's a ton of artistic expression Me canine too I can't I'm not Animating is different Animation is hard Like I can draw

I can't animate That that's a whole other level Where it's like That's conceptualizing a 2D That's conceptualizing like a character In like every possible pose Every from every angle No way

That's tricky Right But anyway Where are we at We're rebranding the Stark tank As the Spank tank Maybe slightly above average clit energy Just the hard R

Star Coffee never made it As a straight man Only made it as a gay man squealing Gayblade, Gayblade, I like to come on. Come on out here, you rapist, Vince McMahon. My son froze to death in the waste of Ohio by going homeless to Pagan Fux, and this is... You got to look up that quote. And the way he says it, too, come out of you rapist!

It's so, it's crazy, dude. Guys, that's a real quote? That's a real thing he says. What do you want? I'll post it up. I just posted the chat. Huh? This account is wild.

Oh, you just post some stupid bullshit in the chat. the chat. Just keep reading, Chris, the story is these thing. I want to see Dirk's reaction. That is crazy. Oh, God, what is this?

It's kind of as wild. Get the fuck away from her. Oh, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Dude. My.

Trans from excozing. It's coming back to it. million rodents of ionizing radiation. It has so many likes, dude. Craig the Canadian. Chris is my favorite gas lighter. Derek, my favorite misogynist,

Sweeney is there, I guess. Thank you. It's your boy, Shawnee D. Wump, Wump man ass, wamp man ass, wamp man ass. Again, it's almost back to old Twitter. I don't know. By that I did.

They screenshot in that tweet at 9K likes. It's crazy. 9K likes is wild for that. It has over a little. and everything you guys said is true. I'm reading your guys his name. If you guys can't hear it over them talking,

that's not my... I'm reading it. It's not my problem. It's not my problem. I don't want to get a fucking complaint. I don't want to get a complaint. I live in Philly and everything you guys said... By the way, you can talk over this.

I don't give a shit. Also, I once saw two homeless guys fucking near my high school. If I, Chris Ragon, had one wish. I'd wish that women could only speak by shouting their names like stupid fucking Pokemon. 3XO politely informing someone that they dropped their cum while waiting in line. Excuse me.

Did you drop your cum? The homeless cat The homeless cat that Shane Dawson impregnated Slurping, smoking, joking, smoking, emoticons going like this. Drip M.H. Lord of Homeless Drip. I got my mind set on you by George Harrison. I got my ball sweat on you. Zeus, man milk.

Obie won't you blow me. Jackson Vernon. Norwegian game dev fucking the homeless to sleep. Kremlin de Gremlin. Her song and the dicks go in and the dicks go out. I'm going to steal your bones. One more spoon of cum syrup now. Oh, whoa.

Zoo by Denzel Fury. Abby, let Derek read the names you tyrant. Yo, it's me. Vladimir, Vladimir, Onović Putin. I'm going to send Ethan Ralph to destabilize Lithuania so I can take it. Wage Slay 583, a sad guy from Michigan. Finally, I'd like some cum shots. Maybe one with the camera looking up at you, one on the ground, when you come on your belly?

That's wild. The Pippini Brothers presents Massa Roshi Flow. We smoke in dino caps and fly in nimbuses, you stupid. piece of shit. Donk, Doncerson. I'll read the names some other time. And like my dad used to say, dig it while you can.

Bitch. Because the light just turned motherfucking green. Bye, bitch. I don't know what the fuck is going on. Installing a faulty neural like you Chris has had to place thunder on repeat. You got to pay the troll's hole to get in the boy's hole.

Gade 6, Alexander the gaped. buy a what the fuck wait did I copy this wrong yo his delivery on rapist is crazy is crazy and then he comes out himself

it's so good dude oh man bye I said to the gate to buy a man wait wait this is a good this is a good I like this name. This is a good name actually.

Buy a man, buy a man eat fish he day. Teach fish man to a lifetime. That shit was meant to solely switch you. Go twitch you out, man. Yeah. It's so stupid. Fuck Patreon for removing the search by month option.

These cunts will do whatever it takes to make the site unusable. Suck the dick in your mouth. No one else can suck it for you. Only you can make it come. No one else, no one else. can stick to come on your mouth or whatever Uh, uh, uh, help, fuck. Uh, the lesbian holding, hiding in your walls.

They're coming. Lots and lots of dick and balls. Uh, I went homeless paying Ian Miles Tong to swat the Chumba casino guy. Uh, John Strickland, I miss old Kanye, goad of the throat, Kanye, pulls in the hole, Kanye, drag on dance floor, Kanye. Merck's 1889. Call me the third piggy because I'm bricked up and ready to get blown. Damn. That's good.

That's a good one. I might use that. That's actually, that's unironically hilarious. That is pretty good. The first church of Keith David featuring a crowd of people gang writing on Chris's little slutty notebook. The second church of Keith David featuring being better than the first church, Keith David, pre-Ross, Blake 896, a half-black half-vian person named Bitch Nward, lost my job at Coles because they caught me playing with the mannequin's boobs. Chris Chris's 6-2 stunt double.

I've always wanted to do that, by the way. I've always wanted to have a video where, like, I've always wanted to have a video where, like, I, there's, like, an action scene or, like, some scene where, like, I take a tumble. And it's just, like, a black guy who's, like, way taller than me in my clothes for, like, three or four seconds. Something like that happened in, I think it was called, I think it was called, it was one of those spoof movies that might have been, uh,

date movie with that red-headed chick from that pie movie American Pie. And she's supposed to like, she's on a bike and then she's supposed to like jump a gap or something and this is this giant black dude with fucking muscles. And I was like, that was the only funny part of that movie. Like literally. Yeah. That's a

old, that's a classic. That was in a naked gun. That's in a naked gun movie I think as well or something like that. There's also a family guy gag. There's a commercial with a with Dracula Jordan where his mom is like playing basketball with him. And his big black dude dunks with the wig of his

mom on. It's like, there you go, Michael. And this is like, stupid. I love that. It's such a simple joke, but I love that joke. Alaska oil field trash, Texas Tater Salad. Chris eating pussy like a fat guy at a buffet. Sue Hulk, tickle my ass hair is Nikki Zicky.

I want to test Chris's dyslexia. Ginger. My piss is thick like gas station slushy and Lily chugs it. The script for 9-11. The script. Wicked 909 Sorry, Ms. Jackson, Badly Brave,

Hugger Derek, Duck Cunt, The Vegan Necromance I got consent, Atheon, Bridgetin, Puncher, Melvis one, finally rehabilitated and back in the saddle with two functioning hands.

And as always, rounding out our list is the king of haphazard. The king. The king. Well, G. Perino's guys, we're got to get out of here before the...

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