The Snark Tank - #221: Dark Tank 2049

Episode Date: April 11, 2024

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the racist Wolverine and my black counterpart, Tom, Nick. You know what it would be funny. you know the image of him on the bed it's just slaves he just hold the credit it's him looking at a picture of slavery

and he's like ah do you know what I just found out yesterday this was so much better I miss I miss when I was I was massa dude fucking I okay so yesterday I I drove

well a couple days ago I drove to Baker's field and all I did there and back was just watched the original X-Men animated series to prepare for 97. I'm almost done. I'm almost done.

I know I'm so excited, so I've been trying to like cram. The cartoon goes crazy towards the end. Like season one and two are good. Then season like three, four, and five are just in fucking, it starts getting out of control. And I'm like, Mojo? I'm having so much fun. I'm having so much fun.

I love it, they got, they got, yeah, the Savage Lands with Mojo is, is in, in those seasons so much. There was a little bit of days of future past, which is cool. And then they just went ham with time traveling, which I'll say, I didn't know this. So in the thumbnail of a few episodes ago,

it was called racist Wolverine. And I found, I was trying to find a picture of Wolverine, just a screenshot of him looking angry towards somebody. So I found him grabbing someone. And it's just this bald dude. And it just said, you're black.

And like Wolverine's calling this white guy black. And the funny thing about this thumbnail, is in that episode, it's the time travel one where Wolverine and Storm are together in the future. Because Charles Xavier got assassinated. And so when they go back in time

with Bishop and his sister, they're sitting in a bar. And that guy owns the bar and he's fucking racist. So the funny thing about me calling that guy like black, he would hate that so much. It's a flip.

It's a flip of who was racist. And I didn't even know. I didn't remember that that was the guy. Oh, my God. I thought that was so fucking funny. I love that show, dude. It's so fun. It's great.

That show is what a Batman is not to other people for me. Like, people love the Batman series. I love X-Men 94. I thought the series was so cool. It's paste like a fucking, like a meth dream. It is so funny how pasted it is.

Nothing gets to breathe. There are some really sad moments. There are some really, really sad moments. More death is really sad. And then it just like, we don't got time to mourn them. Let's go. And Wolverine's like Morph just died.

Guys can we get to say it? Like to be, he to be fair, he got to punch Cyclops. And that was the most mourning he got to do. There was, dude, fucking Charles Xavier, like, what's her name like? I think it's Lelandra or some shit or whatever. The Chiarga, right? Yeah. So, like, there was their whole connection and stuff.

And then there was no time to really. even focus on like their their connection and then immediate loss. And it was just like, I think a quick little tear shed by her. And then Exaber just put his head down for a second. And then that's it. And I'm like, damn, you didn't really get to feel the emotions. Yeah, we got time for that, dude. Dude, bro, bro.

So, okay, Wolverine and Storm being together. By the way, Chris is dead. Oh, yeah, Chris got Chris. I don't know. He got shot. But continue. Yeah, he's dead. Yeah.

niggas. So Storm and Wolverine are together. They have those time bands on, so they're outside of space time. They're outside of the time. Once it gets turned off or runs out of power, they're going to not exist because they fix the future. Bishop tells them, you guys only have about two days until it runs out of power. Nig, I kid you not. Ten seconds later, they kiss and turn off their bands. And I'm like, what? You had two days to be together. They were all sad because they were going to going to not exist and then just turn their beds off immediately when they had 48 hours. I was laughing so hard. They're fucking fearless, bro.

They're fearless, bro. They're like, yo, I'm going to die. I dictate that. Fuck that shit. Like, they were so sad when they found that news out and they hugged and kissed. Wolverine said something like, don't leave me or I don't let go, nigga. And then all of a sudden, then they just press. the thing and I'm like, you had more time, like two days, whatever.

I just thought, disappointed, proving your point about the pacing that they just like, now we ain't got time for that shit. It's paced like a nightmare. Freaking, the whole entire episode where Nathan shows up and he's just a cunt. He is this a big head. I love how much of a piece of shit cable. Cable, so out of all my X-Men, my three favorite X-Men are cable is like third. I would say number one is Kurt.

I love Nightcrawler. He's like my favorite character from that series. I just passed that episode where they introduced him. Oh, when they found him in Germany? Dude. Oh, dude. Hold on. Okay, so I've talked about this since I was a little kid and how much Wolverine is nerved in that show for obvious reasons.

Oh, 100%. They have to nerf him for his healing powers. And also, obviously, you can't slash the shit out of people because it's a kid show. No. So, unfortunately, he'll usually, he'll extract his claws and then he'll either get hit by a beam or somebody will throw something at him. He doesn't get to kill anybody. The one time they at least gave him free swinging is obviously knowing that Nightcrawler is so

agile he wouldn't be able to touch him. Dude, never in all of the entire other seasons. This is, I mean, season four, he is slashing at fucking Nightcrawler, like trying to kill him like never before anybody else. And then he almost got him and then he disappears and he stabs the cloak that he was wearing. Yeah. You never, in all of the episodes prior.

He's only slashed Mr. Sinister or robots. And Apocalypse. But he can't hurt Apocalypse. So it doesn't matter. He can't hurt Omega Red so it's fine if he tries to slash him too. But like anyone who can actually truly be hurt by it or killed never gets to do it. And then Nightcrawler could be killed by it. But knowing that he's too agile, they let him go ham.

And he is, it is almost frightening seeing it because you never got to see him do that before. He's going to get him. If he nicks him, that's it. He was crazy. Wolverine is crazy, dude. I freak it. The show is such a, it's such a, it's such a, I love you to the, uh, the, who is it? Uh, not, I forget it's the guy's name.

The are the big Arthur of that era of X-Men, the 90s era of X-Men. I forgot his name. Chris Clamont, yeah. It's such a big love, I go through Chris Clement's like era of X-Men, and I think it's so fucking cool that they're bringing that era. are back because we get to see all those characters. And like 97, you haven't watched it. I'm not going to spoil anything major for you.

But 97 is like a, it's, first of all, they fixed the pacing. A lot. I imagine they did. They fixed it a lot. They like slow it down. Like, there's still a lot of stuff happens, but they slow it down. And it's like, all right, you can get to enjoy this. There are moments with to sit in things.

But the thing is that so many episodes are two-part episodes still. So again, a lot of exposition in this one episode. And you're like, this is a lot. Like, with the first episode. I didn't watch. I watched a series, but I didn't watch it for a little bit. And I'm like,

oh, shit, a lot happened at the end of the last series. I just kind of like, all right, well, buy on this really extreme note. And I'm like,

what was going? Did you wait, what episode are you on? Did you see them go to Africa yet? Or did you, did, did, do the apocalypse show up yet for you? They did, right? He goes up to be in a season.

Oh, yeah. Apocalypse showed up in like the second season or the end of the first season. Right? And they beat him, I think he disappears. Did he show up again yet? Yeah. So,

the next time he showed up for me, um, they, uh, whipped his ass in a ship that was, um, alive. The ship was,

the ship was, somebody programmed that ship to feel pain too. Because it, oh, and, and to be, and to be, and to be,

and to be, so Hank McCoy, right? So, so, so Beas, um, has a,

a fucking 10 minute relationship with this ship. Yeah, that's my second very character is beast. And then like, beast is amazing in the show. I love how consistent he is, is too with never shutting the fuck up about being like at any point even when he's like being threatened with like he's about to die he's still poetic he still needs to be like instead of just

turning into an animalistic like i'm gonna scream because i'm frightened or something no he's still in like this man once said this like this man once said you never know what's coming until happens and i'm like i love you waldo emirate said and he's literally about to get his head blown off. I'm like, bro. Like, bro, get mad, bro. Get do something. And then he's still like, dude, and how skillfully is, too, like, say, so Morph he's ready to come back to the, he's ready to come back to the, oh, wait, let me finish this relationship. The ship is helping them defeat

apocalypse. It's a back and forth. The ship gets blown up and stuff. The ship groans and moans. It's feeling pain, I guess, why the ship's getting fucked up, which I feel like is really fucked up for somebody to program, something to feel pain. And then as it's about to like explode or whatever Hank and them have a moment and Hank's crying and shit and I'm like nigga you just met this thing and you're crying like you've had a relationship with them for a year it's so funny how they just fucking just marathon emotions and connections it's so funny

it's rapid fire it's rapid fire it's insane it's like what was going on in the 90s dude what is happening it really it really kind of it almost seems built for for this, the generation now that's like TikTok or the Vine experience, it seems like. I can watch it only because I know what's going on. Like, I have an idea what's going on because like if I get up and like your phone rings, right? You look at your phone like, that's it. You're going to look and look at me like, uh, why are they in Magapur? Like what's going to?

When they get to Madreport, why is everybody so mad at each other? Like the fact that Wolverine gets out the plane and punches, he gets out the plane. walked up the Cyclops and just duffs him one. I'm like, you were in the plane the whole time waiting to do that. You were sitting down to play that whole flight back to New York. I'm going to punch this motherfucker in the stomach as soon as we fucking land. Well, everybody's trying to calm down.

When after that happens, I got to say Cyclops in that series has the best voice acting in my opinion. When I go, because I'm watching it right now, And that voice actor, don't know the guy's name. But the way I feel his emotion whenever he's doing anything, when Gene's freaking out, whenever he's having an existential crisis about whatever his being an orphan and all this stuff, meeting Corsair and finding out this stuff. The Pace and that was hilarious too, where he finally finds out. And then immediately Corsair calls him son immediately because he just found out too.

and he's like, don't you ever call me that? And like, just with the anger and vigor that like I would totally understand how somebody in the position would be. I was like, damn, this feels real. And then just like, you know, 30 minutes pass. And then he's already calling him dad or he's calling him dad a condescending like, dad. It's just a wild ray of emotions that would happen probably over a year. The idea is insane. The idea of his whole story is insane.

His dad and mom were in a plane. and like his dad, his brother and him got ejected out. Scott hit his head. He lost control his powers. And then like there's more to the story. Technically what happens is that his, the Shiar capture his mom and dad. His dad escapes.

His mom was pregnant and they rip out the other baby. So there's three summers babies. There's Scott. There's Daniel. There's Scott. And then there's, no, no, no. Havoc is

What is Havoc's real name? I actually kind of forgot. I was trying to think of it. I was like, wait, I should, I know this. I've always known this. And then it just went out of my head. What's Havoc's real name? I kind of.

Not even kind of. I've always known this, though. Adam? Alex. Alex. Alexander, Alexander. It's Alex. Alexander, yes.

Alexander Summers. So is Alex, there's Scott. And then there's the, there's nigger. There's a nigger Summers. Nigger. That is crazy. No, what's his name? His name is, um, no, what is, oh my God.

I mean, that's, that seems like a, a normal name in the, in the Shiire Empire. Shut the fuck up. It's insane, nigger. What? Can I even say your name? His name is Gabriel. What is wrong with my name, Scott? I, I don't think I could say it.

That's not. All the shit we've been through, I can't go and say that word. I can't. I can't do that. Are you that ashamed of me, brother? Are you that ashamed? You can't even say my name. Say my name.

On earth, we, uh... Okay, on earth, your name means something extremely derogatory. Extreme derogatory to a certain group of people. On earth, is my name me mutant? No, it doesn't mean mutant. I think they were actually around first. but it's a lot to unpack. Let's just,

what's your superhero name? The nigger. All right. The, all right, brother. Brother, yeah, yeah,

I just call you brother now. All right, now that we're done gushing over how great X-Men is. You guys should really watch it. Seriously, give it a watch. 97 on Disney Plus.

It's really fun. The original series is also very good a time as well. I just, you got to watch both, I would imagine. It picks up. It picks up at the end of the original series. Yeah, because I, I remember quite a bit of the original, but I want to have everything fresh in my mind. You know, just in case there's something that I miss that, that's why I'm, I'm almost done with it because there's five seasons, so I'm almost done. I'm at the end of the fourth season.

And shit is getting weird. I got to say, I think the best portray of a character in that series is, is by far Magneto. Magneto is fucking amazing in that series. Magneto's great. He's just a god. He's just like, he's just like,

I'm going to do whatever I want. And I'm going to do some wild shit and leave. I just got to say his voice is too like, so like he's a complex, he's a complex character and his voice is way too sinister for me. That's the only problem that I have. That's true. He's a very complex,

but he's the way that is voice he talks. I'm like, you know, I was like, this niggas pure evil, but he's not. So giving him that type of voice. It's unlike, say, you give a nigga name Mr. Sinister and the way he talks,

okay, that makes sense. Everything about Mr. Sinister makes sense. His name is Mr. Sinister. He's one of the most evil-looking people ever. I'm like, perfect. Mr. Sinister looks, he is the, Mr. Sinister looks like, like if you show the baby a screenshot of him,

like, that's a bad guy. You can point him out of him. You can profile the fuck on him. you'd be right. You'd be like, that guy's up to no good. Lee, keep him away from babies. Keep him away from women. He never had a chance.

And it's like, damn. Yeah, you're right. Is there an origin story for this dude? Because like, Nathaniel sucks. Did he look that evil forever? Like, is,

I wonder about that. Like, is he a kid with spikes in his teeth and he just looks like that he, kind of in the way that, like, say, you know, Nightcrawler, obviously, right? Yeah. Like, he just looked like,

evil to people because that's what they think like demons look like or whatever. But then there's Mr. Sinister. What was baby Sinister like? I kind of want to know about that. Nathaniel wasn't the evidence. He was a human at first. Are you sure?

He was a human at first. He did a lot of, he did a fuck ton of tests on himself to make him like that. To make himself look like a nightmare. I guess he was like, ah, this is the best, this is perfect.

I guess this is what I want. This is what I was going for. Give it a watch. Give it a watch, guys. For sure, you guys. If you guys don't like it, it's, it's, it's, it's Marvel stuff, but it's not MCU Marvel stuff. It is what Marvel was when we were younger, where it was like character, a lot of character stuff, really, really funny scenarios. High octane pacings, very

entertaining. She able to watch. Speaking of that, they're also doing the, I didn't share about the Spider-Man releases. They're putting the Spider-mov movies back in, um, uh, theaters, starting next week, I think. Every week, there'll be a spider. All of them. So next week they're going to start. There's going to be Spider-Man. One's going to be the 15th. Then the 22nd will be Spider-Man 2. The 29th Spider-Man 2 will be in theaters.

And then the next day, the next week it will be Amazing Spider-Man, May Spider-Man 2, and then the Marvel ones. They're all going to be in theaters again. I'm going to go see Spider-Man 1-2 and 3 in theaters again for sure. Yeah, definitely. But I'm definitely not seeing one and two. seeing the other ones. I don't, yeah, I don't care about, I, I, dude, I'm be honest.

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What I mean by, I've only seen each movie once and I've had no desire to see them again. and not like I feel like they're bad. I just don't care about them. I don't know how you feel. I like homecoming. Yeah. I like homecoming. I think homecoming's fine relative to the universe is in.

Like it's a fine movie. And then the second one's bad and the third one's really bad, but it has everyone in it. Like when you take a step back from the third one, you took a much step back from like the Nassau and seeing Andrew and Toby being like, oh, I like them as Spider-Man. And you realize that Spider-Man was like, instead of talking to a con. college, he went to Dr. Strange first. And I'm just like, what? What? Spider-Man's a genius.

Instead of going and be like, hey, college, I made a mistake. Can you let my friends in? Or can you let me in still? He was like, Dr. Strange, use your magic to change reality. And it's just like. Dumb, dumber than like, hey, could you magic this away, please? You, like, no, that's not Spider-Man. Someone like Spider-Man did that.

Peter would be like, I'm not going to, I'm not going to use magic because that's dangerous. Of course not. It's insane. Yeah, they're being a complete moron right there. That, yeah, 100%. Like, I've got about that. I have my problems with the Ramey Spider-Man movies. But Ramey is undoubtedly a fan of the early Spider-Man stuff, and you can see that in the movies.

You can't take that away from him. I think he made his own choices of liberties, but that's someone that knows the world of Spider-Man, you know, the characters is around, the story he was around. and I think he does a very good job. You can tell where he doesn't know things anymore because he has to see because he makes Venom fault come out of a media right now. He's when he's like, all right, this is not what happens. He's like, I'm just going to use, I don't know Venom.

I'll use what happened in the fucking 90s cartoon because I don't know who the fuck this guy is. Yeah, just try to make what, yeah. I don't know who this guy is. So I guess he's like, I know who Doc Ak is. I know who Green Goblin is, but I know who Samin is. I don't know who the fuck this. Is an alien?

Is alien? Is it alien? That's stupid. He's probably saying. that the whole time. It's just dumb. I'm going to get this check, though. I'm going to get this check. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, yeah, it was, yeah, like the old ones, I don't think I have rose-colored lenses when I watch them. I understand what they are, and I still enjoy them. I love those movies. They're fucking fun. Especially the third one is when you're, I think you, when you push back, and we've talked about this before, you push back the initial disappointment, and then you can enjoy it for exactly, like,

Oh, this is extremely wacky and campy. Then you can enjoy for what is. The same thing when I was a kid. I didn't really enjoy Batman and Robin, you know, the Schumacher. Shoemaker's back than Robin. I thought that shit fucking pissed me off. Especially I thought Batman Forever was pretty good. You know, as I'm older, it's not as good as I thought it was.

But Batman and Robin, I like Batman and Robin better than Batman Forever now. Really? Yeah, because I understand exactly what it is. It is a camp. It's campy bullshit. It is more a campaign. into the 60s fucking show than anything else.

And looking at it through that lens, you'll completely understand why everything's so wacky, why Mr. Freeze is saying a one-liner every time he's on screen. Fucking just everything about it is just silly bullshit. And it's not supposed to be taken seriously. And from that lens, I'm like, I enjoy this movie for what it is.

But as a kid, when I watched Batman Forever with the more serious tone to it, not as serious as, you know, Batman returns or the other one. But, like, I still, I was like, The first Batman and Batman returns, he was murdering people, bro. He killed a lot of people. In the first Batman movie with, who was the first Batman?

It was, what's his name? Keaton. Keaton was killing niggins dog. He was murdering dudes. They definitely, they wanted to be more like, well, surely somebody like this would kill people. Surely somebody like this would have a problem. He's a sociopath to that one, dude. He's like super charismatic as Bruce Wade.

He's like, hey, I'm Bruce Wade. I'm fucking up being all that shit. And then at nighttime, I turned it to this criminal murderer. And I'm just like, yo, this guy is crazy, dude. I mean, it makes sense. And why I've always like Thomas Wayne in his universe where he survives,

he makes more sense. Like, say, I understand the insanity of the real Batman where he thinks he's moral and just by not killing people. And it's this fine line of like, you're insane. you are beating up so many people and doing so many things

and not killing the people that would stop a lot of violence the perpetual violence I think it's nice there's so much that falls up like I look I am a superhero lover I love superheroes but all of so much of it

falls apart when you give it any thought yeah the only one the only one that makes sense it's kind of just Superman. That's just it. Like when you think about it, like on a step back lens, Superman is a person that came from a better society, a better world.

He's better humans at everything for the most part, and he chooses to protect humanity. That's kind of it. Is he so allegory for Christ or whatever it is? Yeah. That's what he is, right? The fact that Batman is a billion trillionaire, and he thinks what he's doing at night

is better than I don't know putting money back into the area he lives in to make it a better place but isn't that real shit though huh isn't that real shit though don't you think that like that is what would actually happen a rich person would it really be better humanity got the technology and a train the douche like that

he'd do some fucking dumb shit like that he'd end up dead he'd end up dead definitely like someone someone would get him someone would like some dude would just take the blowout take a blow out and bang him one time and they'd be like, I got him. I hit him in his face.

I hit him where his mask and protect his face. You know? That's the big difference. The League of Assassins, Batman having the training of a ninja essentially. The fact that League of Assassin even exists, bro. Like, it's just so much crazy shit. That is like, what is going on, dude?

Of course. I'm just like trying to rationalize Batman and the only reason he wouldn't die, like, say, the second night. Like, say, say, Arkham Origins. I like that game. But Arkham Origins would be like, If it's a real person dead that night. He's dead.

He's dead. They put him through the gauntlet so crazy. And then he had to fight Deathstroke 2 at that night as well. He would have died. He's fucking dead. The fact that Batman beats Deathstroke ever is like, isn't Deathstroke, Deathstroke kicks cars at people.

Like, what the fuck am I looking at, dude? That has always been my problem with Batman. He's so OPEV for no, he's just written O.P. and I've never, I'm a little kid recognizing this. I'm a kid watching the animated series and being like, oh, is it, are they gonna, is he gonna get got? And then you become, you start becoming aware. No, he's gonna find a way out of this somehow.

And then it becomes less interesting for me, because he's like too good. It's just, I don't know, man. Like, I love superheroes, but I just, I'm just like, like, I love Spider-Man. Like, I love Spider-Man. Like, I love all of them. I have a particular connection to Miles He's literally the same ethnic background as me And I love Peter because Peter is the guy I grew

That's my hero You know, a guy I grew up with But anybody that's like Peter Parker's Spider-Man And Miles and it's like dude If you love Spider-Man You would want Peter Parker to retire being Spider-Man Go fix his life and let Miles do it If you love Peter so much

Why is he still doing all that shit Miles is better than him Just go let this little young blood do it. He can be a mentor whatever. He can use his genius brain that he's had for, I don't know, decades and do something useful. Go work with Tony or read

and create something worthwhile and then have a good life. And everybody's like, but that's not Spider-Man. See, that's the problem though. That's Spider-Bad. That's you're recognizing that. And it's like, that's so stupid. So you don't like, so you like watching this poor

guy suffer. What can you do for me? What can you do for me. It's not about, I don't care about you. What can you do for me? Entertain me and I don't care about your well-being. I'm like, dude, that's so, I'm just like, that's crazy. That's, I said, clearly I'm not autistic because I'm like, for me, I'm like, nah, dude, go, let him thrive. Go, get out of there. There's little black kid suffer a little bit until he's like, yeah, I'm done. I'm done. The cops tried to kill me way too many times, man. One cop looked at me, stared at me for like 20 seconds and shot at me. He didn't even know who I was. He just looked.

Look, man, I will say this is the inherent problem. It's not a problem. It's a problem when it comes to consumption that when you have these singular characters that are so good and they're written so well for what they are, people don't want anything else. When you can build a team, like say, for example, like the Mighty Moor from Power Rangers is a team of people. And there's a lot of different people who can choose from.

So even if some people are gone, like you can still attach yourself to another person. Like say obviously us being black, we probably gravitated a little more towards Zach. Yeah, of course. Yeah, of course. Like, cool. He was gone eventually, you know, a lot of people left. But like, there was still some cool-ass niggas around. Like, say, Tommy stayed around for a while longer.

And I'm like, I can enjoy some Tommy. I can at least not feel so fucking like, oh, he's gone. I don't care about anything else because there was an entire team built around. So now that when people try to be like, all right, it's time for mouse to take up the mantle of Spider-Man, there's so many people that are just like, no, they start turning to babies. They're like, but like, say if there was a team of Spider-Man from the very beginning, you probably had your favorite, but you probably liked all of them to a certain extent. I think that's, I understand what, I understand.

That's clearly what it is, right? Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah. it is people have their particular connections to characters, right? For me, it's just like, let, let, let our man rest. Just let blood, let blood sleep.

I don't disagree. Like, let him, his life has been so bad for so many years. He's been jugglers, like, just let him, like, let, just let this other character try. Like, let him go do his thing. Hey, let me ask you something. I just thought of this right now. So in the same, in the same, like, type of subject, God of war, a lot of people were annoyed with Atreus, for example, when you had to control him.

Do you think people, I know some people would criticize this what I'm about to say, but do you think most people would be okay with if Atreus was just a miniature version of like he was still, you know, a master with like the blades and like he had like, say he was just a miniature version but an agile version. Do you think people would have accepted that if he wasn't completely different? do you think like say people would have been more accepting at that moment what's the point of even having atreus at that moment you know if he says yeah crados it was the point of having him like i didn't have a problem controlling atreus i just hated that first part of controlling him that first like i feel like art was horrible that was a terrible part it was just like this is really annoying i have no problem with this character i like that he uses bows i take some of his animals i did he turned into the wolf i think that's all cool because it's different but the thing

is that I'm a character where like, I have no problem. If you change something, it doesn't bother me. It doesn't bother change. It bothers how well the change is implemented. That is for me what it is. I don't mind. Like when Thor was a girl, I didn't mind that. Because the story with Thor being a girl was good.

I didn't mind her Wally West became flash because Wally was cooler than Barry. You know, I didn't care about, I didn't like Guy Gardner, right, from being very honest. I don't like Guy Gardner very much. He's a redhead. He's not my friend. But, no, I know from some homies that. love them, but they're redheads. So they ride for their, they ride for their homie, you know, so I respect

that. Fair, fair, fair, fair, fair. I like John's cool. John's mentality is cool. I prefer how, don't get me wrong, but I think John's cool, right? Like, I love Peter. I love Peter, but I also like Miguel O'Hara. I also like Ben Riley. Oh, forget about that fucking, that wetback, whatever. You don't fuck, that's great. Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, child, it's wild. He probably drinks piss. He probably drinks piss, too.

You know I can drink his business. Of course he does. Guzzle piss too. That was the first, on the first comic that he was on, the first page, he had a fucking two liter of piss. And then I was like, I just ignored it. I was like, okay. And I'm like, why is, I thought that was a beer. That's pee.

That's pee. But what did you go? I'm like, I just, I don't know. I don't mind character. changing things. Because I think that's fine. You know, I think it's fine for characters of, because every,

it makes sense, you know. I understand usually time doesn't move in most universes. Obviously, things don't go anywhere. But I think it makes sense that eventually someone

gives up their title. I didn't mind when Sam Wilson became Captain America. That didn't bother me. I didn't bother me when Shiri became Black Panther. Those things eventually turn back. They always come back to the characters

that's a main character. They're going to come back. Becoming their thing, obviously. Here's the thing, though. You are, you are way too tolerant. It's almost like I'm asking the wrong person, actually. Yeah, because I don't mind that. Because yeah, you're not, it's, I guess I'm more curious the people that, because I'm, I, in my perception, I feel like most of the people that are angry are, they're not actually mad. I think they're being kind of told to be mad. The only thing that I, the only thing that I even, because I feel like a lot of people just don't have a mind of their own, like, unfortunately. Like, say, you can, like, say, you know how you've heard. recently people on the conservative line, they're complaining about DEI, diversity, equity, inclusion. So the thing is, we know this has been a thing for a long time. And this is what I've heard. Like, this is just for example, whenever I hear somebody say something like this, like, you know,

because DEI would also encompass, like, women as well. Like, oh, putting women in blood or let's give them more opportunities and all this stuff. And so people would say, oh, it's obvious. But the thing is, it's not because somebody like, you know, alien, like, say, when you talk about Ripley, If you want to be technical, that is DEI, because that story was written for a man. Oh, well? That was met, Ripley, yes, Ripley is not, was not written for Sigourney Weaver or a woman. She just got it, though.

Yeah, it got changed, and then it worked so well, and they did aliens and stuff. There are so many examples throughout time of this, like the reboot of Battlestar Galactica when they got fucking Starbuck, you know, they got fucking a Katie Sackoff instead of a dude. And that dude, bro, happened to turn into a chud that was mad about that shit, actually. He was mad that his character got turned into a woman because these people are always crying. They've been crying forever. But like you have these examples of it working well. What bothers me, what bothers me is that the diversity thing, it's not, there are moments

where change is done stupidly, right? And I agree. Of course. It's stupid change, right? But what happens that it's because for so long there was no other thing than a certain kind of demographic of like heroes white man. Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get big. and badder and our army grows, so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24 7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. doing now is letting other people exist in other roles. That's it. This world is way more diverse than it's ever been. So obviously it's going to be doing people taking different roles, being involved with different things. That's just going to be the nature of how things work, you know? Obviously, that's just the nature of the beast, you know. At once upon a time, a place only spoke one language. Now a bunch of places have different languages they speak, you know. Yeah. Obviously things are going to change. These are going to move forward. So like, when you see like a character like, oh, we're going to, we're going to make this character change, like,

Like in Game, like a House of Dragons. Have you watched House of Dragons yet? I did watch. I watched the season, yeah. House of Dragons, they made the Valerians. Black people, right? Oh, the niggas. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I read the books. They're definitely not black. Of course they're not. They're definitely not black people in it. But what happens is in the books, Valerians look exactly like Targaryens. They are the state looking. There's no visible difference between them.

I heard some do it. In the comics, some dude was wild about them being black and having dragons. He was like, dragons would never obey them. That's impossible. There's no, there's no way. I was like, yo, dude, dude, breathe. Breathe, dude. You got to calm down. And it's like, I think that's, like, I think that's a little weird

because the story, because with the greater context of the world of Game of Thrones, the people that are black are from a particular place. So why the fuck are there black people in Valeria? That's where my brain is It's like why what's that doesn't make sense. That's. Do all blood? Some people would have your blood or like some people would counter argue that and actually

your friend. So me Chris and and Jalen, we all went to Vegas like in 2019. And Jalen brought up an interesting point of why like Game of Thrones bothered him. I kind of disagreed with him but I also saw I understand his point of view. But like say because Game of Thrones was supposed to be historical fiction. It's obviously fiction because there's fucking dragons and magic in it. But it's also like historical fiction. Exactly.

It's like, no, what? But his argument is since there is bullshit like that in there, they really could do whatever they want. And so the thing is he didn't like that the niggas in the show happened to play that one unfortunate role, essentially, where they didn't have any power in that show because of the historical fiction nature of it. But he's just arguing like, it doesn't have to be that way. So I imagine J-Lan would be okay with the Valerian's.

having, you know, some, some nick of blood or whatever, because you can do whatever you want. And I have to argue with him or not argue in favor of saying, when I watch House the Dragons, I would thought it was good. I like it because the black people aren't terrible. That's what makes me happy because the Targary, it sucks and a Valerian are like sensible. So it's like, this makes me happy seeing black people not be insane. Thumbs up. important thing. Did it ruin the quality of the show? Like, in my opinion, it didn't. Like,

in my opinion, I watched that season and I'm not the hugest Game of Thrones fans because I didn't read. I read like a part of a book when I was a kid and didn't understand it because it was I was not for kids. Also, I didn't read in order because I'm an idiot. I was a dumb kid. There was a song by Jedi Mind Tricks called A Storm of Swords that I love that song. I fucking love the Genet Mide Tricks. Of course not. But since I made the connection, the song of ice and fire,

I didn't know. I just saw that shit in a store. And I was like, that, I was like, dude, that's that fucking song. So that's what that song must be about. It's not even about that either. It's just, I was a dumb kid.

You can't expect me to think correctly. I'm just making connections. So, and I'm like, I don't understand what the fuck is happening. So, of course, I put it down. I was like, I didn't know. I didn't do any research into it. I didn't care.

Anyway, but it's just one of those things that I'm not being the biggest fan, but watching that and I was like, that was really good. I know enough that these niggas shouldn't be niggas. That's fine. I'm all good. I remember Chris making a comment about in the Halo series were that one, I don't know, the colonel, general guy, whoever. It's not a black man. He's not a black man. And he was saying when it comes to like these characters that are super iconic, it's like, did you have to do you have to?

do that. To me, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a conversation because, for example, maybe for that character, since I don't really care about them particularly, I wouldn't give a shit. But then, if you turn spawn white, if you turn Al Simmons white, for example, which is, I would have a fucking problem with that. Well, the thing, because the thing is that when a character, when you don't change major things about characters, that's the thing. You don't change major parts of characters character. How do you make, uh, yeah, if you make a blade movie in blades white, Just like, huh? Yes.

See, that would be... Like, what's going on? Are you make a, you make a fucking... That makes... That's a good point. But at the same time is like,

does a character sex have to be a major part of their character? And when it's not, is it okay to change it? That's a question that needs to be spoken on. It's an interesting question, right? There's no... I would say there's no definitive answer. That's kind of what it comes down to.

Because it really just depend on who it is. Like, I'm happy. If in Game of Thrones, the show unfortunately the black characters they're often first of all they're often the way it was written they're often not terrible that is the thing

George Armire made a very serious effort to like let the most fucked up people in that world be the widest motherfuckers they suck like the whole entire the Lannisters the Lannisters are fucking animals and their nose are definitely

not black people you know you know like they're dude They imagine if they were. How do you think this series would have went? It would have went over well, very well with a certain group of people. A certain Democrat would have really loved it. Joffrey, bro. Imagine if Joffrey was a black person.

I want a crystal ball, dude. I want a crystal ball. I think you think you want to see that. I think you want to see that. I curiously, what's the evil curiosity? Not to eat, but I want to see how dark humanity can get. I want to see that lens. I think we've seen glimpses of it already and things ended very bad in this world.

Like we've seen glimpses of evil. And the reality, let's just say, let's just say there's millions of less of the same person as Jesus walking around with just simple glimpses of darkness that go on for like maybe less than 10 years. Imagine like just centuries of evil in this world. I don't want to think about that. Yeah, I don't know. I get sometimes I'm just like I don't want it to ever happen but sometimes I just want to see like I had a what if machine like in featureama and then you just get you're going yeah like oh no he's back up you're like oh bad damn dog what if Lee Harvey Oswald was black like like what would that have done what would that have done to black America can you what would that have done bro why would he be black though well just because it's just a what if machine there is no why there's no logic in it Why would he do that? He was black.

So here's the thing. The actual, it could be anybody. And I feel like because right now from a lot of people think that really Harvey Oswald was a patsy. He was radicalized. He was a radicalized. I think he spent some time in Russia, I think. He was right. I think so he was like kind of being radicalized.

You know, anti-capitalist, blah, blah, blah. If I remember correctly, I could be getting this wrong. But from what I remember, I think he was radicalized. People speculate that he was a useful idiot. and Patsy, I feel like it's a very easy, it would be very easy to unfortunately radicalize someone who's disenfranchised against, you know, like you're living here and they obviously fucking hate your guts.

You got the Jim Crow and all this shit, the civil rights and all, you know, like lack of civil rights and then they're trying to do a movement. Maybe a way to be like, you do this for me, we're going to set your people free. Somebody, some poor soul believing this. And so in this scenario, and now all of that shit's put on niggas, man.

imagine what the fuck that would do like that is some disastrous shit and thank God luckily that did it it didn't go down that way imagine that's scary it almost let you know that like

are people that makes me feel really uncomfortable I gotta say this maybe it also even makes me think less of it being a conspiratorial because think about it if you're one of these evil white people doing all these conspiracy theories

you want to take out Kennedy well wouldn't you point it on the niggas wouldn't you put it on them so it almost makes me think think it's less of a conspiracy theory than it actually is if you feel me if you understand what I'm saying don't think you'd be able to find a well no do you have you heard of uh I heard of Judas in the black out of the black whatever it is that story that um that there was this guy that

one of the original leaders of the black panthers he was uh there was this black dude that was uh gonna go down for some like pretty huge charges and they had him infiltrate the call the panthers and systematic give him information to like destroy the party group and it was led by this one particular guy, I forgot its name. Daniel Kaluah, uh, or access him. But, uh, they gave me information to kill that man. And the guy gives an interview. He gives an interview talking about it.

Like the first puppy re-gave about it, he gave about it. He gave interview and he killed himself right afterwards because all the guilt. Oh, shit. Like, how much he hurt his own people. And he was just like, damn, I really suck. And he just took his wife right afterwards. I don't know about this. Uh, Judas in a black.

I think it's Judas in a black massage name of the movie, if I'm mistaken. Judas in the... Oh, so it's like a movie. So I want to watch a documentary on this because I'm actually not... I'm not Judas. There's a Black Messiah. And it's played by...

Yeah, Billy O'Neill was a guy's character. So what happens is... Oh, this is a... Fred Hampton. Do you know what Fred Hampton is? Yeah, so there's a lot of... Okay, so there's a lot of fucking... Yeah, and I know exactly who Fred Hampton is.

This is star-studded cast. What the fuck? Oh, yeah, very star-studded. Very, very star-star-stited cast. I didn't even... What the fuck is this? Good fucking movie. too. Very good fucking movie. I don't even remember

this being a thing. Like they came out of time. It came out during early COVID. How did? That's why. It said, yeah, 2021. So it didn't it didn't get a chance to hit the theater as the proper way. But yeah, dude, that whole story is. Wow, 97% Rotten Tomatoes, Metacritic 84. Okay. What the hell?

This movie. Homie gave that he gave that interview. He was talking about it and everything like that. And he was like, you guys don't understand what I was going through. You don't understand what I was trying to avoid. And it's like, nah, dude, you were like, you were like, You're like the most evil kind of niggadog. You're like, you're like one of the worst kinds of pretty people.

And then he just like bazook at his head off after the interview. He just got like a bazooker. No, he, he shot the bazook at the floor, but he used the flaming kickback to burn his face off. He used the ignition to melt his head away. What a way to go. So it blows up the. floor and he still, he still will die, but he just hurts himself a bit more by.

Oh my God. What a way to go. That is inventive. That's, I like that. All right. Guys, we're going to do some questions. This time, me and Derek are going to some questions. If you guys want to, you know, send us questions, don't forget to go to patreon.com

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That's $1 a month, no. And if you don't have it, we understand. Yeah. Shut up the fuck. Yeah. everybody's got a dollar, nigga. Everybody's got a dollar. Some people are struggling and some people

choose not to. And that's a prerogative, right? But when I'm struggling, look at, no, I'm not, I will never, I will never give that to somebody. I would never, I understand there's people that are like, I could, I would, I would rather withhold my dollar for some of the things. But here's the thing.

At my poorest, nigga, I, I have struggled so many years as an adult. At my poor. Oh, fuck, dude. My bitch, my bum ass. You're telling me, bro. I know. Remember when I sat in a living room, bro? Yeah.

Here's the thing. This is what I'm saying. I'm going to say this about myself. I have this experience. Even at my poorest, I still somehow figured out how to buy video games. They were used. They were used, but I was still fine on how to go to Taco Bell and all this shit. So even though I'm poor as fuck, I was 100% living under poverty, you know, making less than $20,000 to you're easily.

I still had enough to enjoy a little bit of things and I 100% have enough to give a podcast to love $12 a year. Like I 100% because I did it. There's still some podcasts that I supported from back in 2012 and all this shit being a broke ass motherfucker and I'm just saying like I know it can be done

and some people don't want to hear that shit but it's like bro, come on, I know, I've done it so many times. I've given away money to homeless ass niggas because I'm like, all right, I see you're hungry and you're not actually trying to like do some weird shit. I'm going to give you this because you need it more than me. I mean, I'm just saying.

For me, that's the thing for me. Like, that's why I never like. People are like, just get on. Just get on like welfare. And I'm like, look, dude, there's a mother out there that actually needs this money for welfare. Like there's some woman out there that has two kids probably trying to go to college, trying to get her life right. I'm not, I can't. I can't in my heart of hearts take this money when I know someone could be using it better than me.

That's my, that's more my line grows. Like, I'm not going to do that. I got a welfare for two months For two months What is it called Snap? Because those two months So this was in 2016 Right before I started doing

YouTube professionally I got fired from my job Because They couldn't do anything about it I missed four days Under my probation period Because this was before I was diagnosed

With my heart condition We didn't know what was wrong with me I was in and out of the ER Couldn't figure out was wrong with me Since I was under probation You couldn't miss three days It doesn't matter If there was a doctor's note or not

So I couldn't work, obviously, because I was fucked up and I already got fired. Figured it out eventually, so I only had to be on it for two months because I was like, I literally making zero dollars. But you know what? I'm going to say this, a little pissed off because I was getting $200 a month for those two months for food. And I never spent that much on myself for food. So I was kind of like, damn, the government kind of really coming through to the point where I started, I was for the first. time, I was like, I didn't have to worry about what I was going to eat. You go to the grocery store and you get everything you wanted because I was always like,

I'm going to get a cup of noodles, I'm going to get some rice, I'm going to get some beans, I'm going to do this and, you know, everything else. Yeah, you get essentials and then you just kind of save the rest of your money for who knows what. This since it was purely for food, it only could use it for food, $200 a month for a single person. So within two months, I had $400 to spend on food essentially. Nigger, I fucking bought shrimp. I bought Fucking panda

There's like these General Sal's fucking like Chicken frozen things that you could make And I was like dude This is stupid I'm eating better than I was when I was working This is bullshit Whoa whoa whoa I'm glad

I'm glad the American people I hope you pay for that dude Shout out to welfare Shut up people that need to take it Shout out for reals for welfare That shit is essential And fuck you niggas that I knew a I knew

A rest in peace You know he passed away in 2021 unfortunately you know from a complete unrelated incident my homie passed away but that nigga would be like hey dog you want to come over and

you want to come over and fucking I'm getting some pizzas and he was getting like money like real money from the government and I was like bro I got that motherfucker a job and he quit in a week he quit a week he said I loved him dearly he was my my tall fucking complicated

Mexican friend loved him dearly unfortunately you know, he could succumb to some of his diseases. And but that nigga, you'd be like, come on, come over and let's do all this shit. I'm like, dog, you're fucking, you're just taking people's money, bro. I hated it. I hated it, dude.

But you love him. You got to use it, though. You're like, I, I didn't go very often because I felt bad. Like, so we had a send off when I was, I moved to Greece briefly in 2016. And he was like, all right, I want to come through and have a barbecue. This motherfucker showed up with like two pounds of meat. And I know that nigga didn't buy it. And I was just like, damn, man.

It was delicious, though. It was fucking delicious ass meat, dude. This piece of shit was just... I love it, dude. I love how scum... I love when you have that one scummy friend that's always pulling up on some fuck shit for you, dude. And you're like, damn, dude, I love you, but like,

this is not right. This is the thing we're doing, it's not okay. It's like my one friend that sold weed and I knew he was lacing his weed. I was like, yo, why are you selling smoothing so much? He's like, I put a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of, a little bit of something else in there. I'm like, are you getting niggas addicted?

He's like, God, I'm moving though. And I'm like, these people don't know, they don't know they're addicted to a drug. They just think you sell really good meat. Why are you doing that to them?

And they're like, oh, no. You got to win the block on the block, you know, they got they selling the same thing over there for the same price. So I got to win by selling this over here. You got it.

And I'm going to bump it up a little bit. And I'm like, this guy. And you're just hearing this person that you care about. just explain real villainy to you. You're just like, all right, we're going to talk about later tonight or what? Like, what's going to have to brush it off?

What do you do? You're like, you're going to snitch on your boy? No, you're going to shut the fuck up, but you got to keep it moving. That's your best of man. You got to work together. That's weird, man. Yeah, I've never, I've never snitched before.

I can't do that. I can't do it. Like, how can't you can't? You like, you care about them. And all of a sudden, you're going to ruin their life now? I mean, even though they're kind of ruining other people's lives? That's why I said this and everybody thinks I'm crazy. If one of my homies is like, yo, don't come to school tomorrow.

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but they didn't hurt me. They just, they just blessed me. They, in fact, gave me life just now, low key, and I'm going to snitch on them. Y'all ain't loyal, bro. It's, it's it's look man it's complicated i i i i want to say things like i look look i'll say this even when it comes to like monstrous shit you'll see some people family members protecting monsters and i want to pretend like i'm on the outside being like how fucking dare you but also it didn't happen to me you know so i have to think about no what i mean by that no what i mean what i mean is i it didn't i'm not in that situation i don't know exactly how i'm going to act until i try to i try to do it to myself now too where like i understand there's talking and

And then there's being there, right? Like, I often, I'm not a very vengeful person. I don't know what's on the podcast. People are like, you're the, fucker. You're, people are you're angry as fuck, swan. I'm not a very vengeful person in my nature. But what happens when you put in situations where, you know, it's time to be angry or ventures like that. Sometimes, you know, you slip up and you get angry and you do shit that you, you know, you regret that moments.

Yeah. But then there's also like, like, there's moments where you just like, I try to not be like, oh, yeah, I'm not going to do something fucked up after something fucked up happened. to me. I'll try to forgive and I'll try to forget. But I got up pretty much perspective that. That is not happening to me right now. I did not experience that. Can you experience it? Sometimes this thing goes right out the window. You're just fucking, you're the worst version of yourself. And you're just like, damn. I completely folded.

I folded and I did exactly what I said I'm not going to do, you know? It's trying to think about. Whenever people get on their high hordes, they're preaching high horses. It's like, hey, dude, you didn't experience that. So for you to like tear that person, I experienced something really fucked up and you're tearing them down, you should probably think about the times you've been the hardest things to do it is it's hard to

take a step back and reply what hard as hard as fuck yeah that is that is the most mature thing you can fucking do and and it doesn't matter how old you are most people aren't mature that's just real shit sometimes you just fuck up even if you are mature dude you got every have days we have

we live day to day man you can have one day where you you're doing good next day you're fucking you you fall flat on your face man it's a it's a situation situation yeah okay if these fucking questions These questions are fucking terrible guys.

Let's get these questions, dog. I organize some questions for us so we can do for them. We'll try to get at least a few of them out the way. But these questions are from our wonderful viewers at Patreon. Atkins of the Snark Tank. From Sims, all right. If you had to eliminate one,

what would you rather eliminate? Piss or poop? That seems like a very easy. It's a very easy answer. Yeah. Who the fuck? Who do you know would be like, oh, dog, I would way rather.

have shit around my ass than just piss. Like, what, what? What do you mean? What do you mean? Look, like, to me, shit is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is what kind of fucking, what kind of fucking monster would have creatures do that? Like, it's so inconvenient. It's so, it's such a stupid design.

It's not, it's, it's waste dispensing, man. Everything does that. everything living does it if God created everyone he made us like this and didn't have to or they because we don't know God's gender right now if you're you know we don't want to we don't want to

assume the gender of our of the the Jewish sky dad we don't want to do that we don't want to do that but I'm just saying if intelligent design is a thing and that is what you would call intelligent design there's so many flaws that you know it's there's so many fucking flaws I'm a waste is I'm a man I'm a man

Med major dog. When you get a biologist start talking about how fucking dumb intelligent design is, there's moments where even I've been like, Professor, that's enough. You are, you are walling out about this. They're just constantly going over.

This is stupid. And then why do we do this? That has many fun of sense. Why do we do? Look at how flawed we are as creatures. It doesn't make, I'm like, all right,

Russi, I get it. It's bad. It's, this calm down. And it's fucking bad, dude. And it's like, there's so many things, like even skin being as soft as it is. And it's like, it's there's so many, there's so many, it's horrible.

It's one of the things where I'm like, gravity weakens the body is insane. It's insane. That's why I think we're alien. I think we're just some byproduct that hit this rock from somewhere else. We just, organisms are on a rock, hit another rock. That's it. We end up, ended up going, because the fact that gravity hurts us is crazy. That's insane.

gravity eventually wears on your spine, bro. And we're the only, like, and then just random acts of nature is why homo sapiens are dominant species and not like lizard chickens or something. We got hit by, we got hit by fucking meat, multiple incursions that might have made us go into ice ages that made us come to where we are. I think, but granted, I think the world is miraculous. I'm one of those guys that, like, I think there is the magic of the world's existence is, so beautiful at times and I'm like this is crazy. The fact that we exist in general is a wonderful thing, but I also understand that like you see things happening like,

that is just fucking dumb. That is just so fucking silly. The fact that deer's just jump off ledges sometimes. It's crazy. Like, why did it do that? Like, why did this deer wait in the brush? Oh, two big spotlight to coming out down the street. Let me go run into it.

They just die. It's like, what the fuck? Muffer's go spolucking in caves and they get stuck in caves and drown. And then they just get stuck. They drown. That is so dumb. That shit is so fucking crazy that people do. I guess it's probably the same thing.

The deer and the cave divers are their adrenaline junkies. They need to do dumb shit to feel alive and then they die. So they're trying to feel more alive. and they actually accidentally end their lives by doing that. I just feel like, motherfuckers getting stuck in holes in that way. Like, what the fuck are you doing, bro?

There's no way. There's no way I'm going to die like that. I can put what in there is not a single, I'm going to die of some bullshit, but it's not going to be that. That I get a promise you. All right. Yeah, let's go.

Okay, Chris's gay college experience. Hey, Chris Chud, Sweensell, and Derek Yatt. I have a simple question and it's pretty straightforward. Are midgets inherently funny? I'm laughing, but the answer is no. Definitely not. Definitely not funny.

They're different. So you might be like, oh, you might take a moment to like, oh, that's a smaller person. But they're not funny because I mean, short people aren't funny in general. I don't, there are some people who like any type of whenever you see like little people wrestling, juggling, doing anything like that. Even as a kid, I've never thought it was funny. I've never... I think it's disrespectful, personally, for me.

Of course it is. And they, they're ones that are completely okay with it. I would almost see it is the same as, what would you call them? Oh my God, what's the word I'm looking for? Damn, you know, when black folks, they're put on the, their... Mentressor shows? You know, they're... Yeah, thank you, Mitchell Show.

Yeah, when, like, I see it in the same vein as that, like, I've never, Because, you know, there's some, even as a kid, there's a lot of things you would find funny that would be disrespectful. But seeing, like, little people perform and like, oh, there's this one place, this boxing organization I watch. I think it's owned by Barstle sports, which, you know, the trash. But it's just a bunch of, like, usually rednecks fighting, which that's funny to me. This thing, a bunch of dumb asses. But then they'll have, like, you'll have little people boxing. And immediately, I'm just, like, not interested because it does, they're doing it for the spectacle.

Oh, it's so funny. Look at their little arms. And I'm like, bro, that's just not funny me at all. It's never not been. It's never been funny to me. I think for a time I probably found it funny because of, you know, just being a person, a young person on the internet. Yeah, I don't blame little, yeah, small people, kids thinking that funny.

Yeah, but then I think out of them like, this is not really funny. This is kind of exploitation almost to a certain degree. And I don't feel comfortable watching it. Granted, I've definitely like seen people just explode before. Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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You know, like, life is beautiful. And then, you know, with a flash and a bang, someone doesn't exist anymore. So I don't think it's funny personally. If you do think it's funny, you know, if you have your own cross the bear and hope the Lord delivers you, nothing but endless pain and horrible nightmares.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't get that one, man. They're just, they're just, they're people. I'm just like, I don't see them as, I don't have a, I don't have like a complex

where I think I'm better, because it really is people thinking they're better than them or something. They're like, I don't have that conflict. I try not to have that. I don't think I'm better than most people. I think that some people are just really,

this is the thing, right? And I feel like this is, um, this is a thing where I feel like some people, there's a line where it blurs. Even for me, it's a sometimes where it blurs. But like,

I don't think I don't think I'm better than people, but I don't think I'm an idiot. But I do think a lot of people are fucking stupid. So that line blurs sometimes where it's like, it gets close to me thinking like, oh, you're just a trash person because I think a lot of people are fucking really stupid. Yeah. But I don't want to ever think I'm better than people. So it's this weird dichotomy guy, making sure I don't get to arrogant for my own britches.

And it gets to the point where I think I am better than people because I don't want to ever get to that. be that person. I struggle with that. I struggle with the, there's a fine line between confidence and arrogance and I struggle with that even when it comes to like being a musician or anything. I know like, say for example, there's a guy that goes by Frog Leap Studios on YouTube that does metal covers of like pop songs and whatever, mostly. Very popular. Millions and millions of views personally, I think his covers are absolute dog shit. Nice guy. But I think his covers are fucking terrible because he turns them out with no effort and

they're just, they're just completely soulless. They're garbage. And then say, I'll put some effort into mine, for example, and they don't get very many views, but I know why. I understand how the system works. But there is in the back of my head that's like, this, this sucks because I know my shit's way better than his garbage, but then there's a part of me that's like, like, like, shut the fuck up, Derek, like, stop.

Don't even, don't even think that way. Like, why are you, like, you know, to be so, to be so erring it to know that your shit's just better, you know, but I'm like, on an objective, I'm trying to be objective. I'm trying to be objective when you're talking about yourself, especially. You're talking about yourself, so. Objectivity arguments are inherently, inherently, they're, it's, it's a dicey argument to go objectivity, because objectivity is. I consider there's

there's near objectivity there's near nothing's really objective things are nigh objective you know like almost everybody agrees that this is obviously what it is you know

but you never know because the world changes so much as motherfuckers there are things that people think are good that I can look at and I'm like I don't know how you think this is good like how could people

have ever thought that like seem punk music was good I can't understand how people thought that was good my brain is rat like that is the I thought that was the worst genre music ever

and I listen to like fucking folk I listened to like fucking I thought hardcore music was terrible when I was younger too and I was from that age or hardcore was everywhere in my teens and people were like it's fucking scream was amazing and I'm like where is it amazing? Where is it amazing

music? Now I'm like damn some of it was better than I thought it was and I just have to sit there like an idiot because it's just things change subjectivity changes so Whatever. Yeah. Yeah.

Nothing's going to be completely objective. It's, it's, it's, I think it's, I think that's, the way that we use it is as, uh, consensus that that is what objectivity is. And you're trying to look at it through without your own bias because you can be like, oh, I don't like this particular music, but then you can separate that from it and be like, well, what about it? Does it attract people instead of just dismissing it as, oh, it's bad, you know? Like, so I would say that's just looking through it of, through an objective lens and being like,

I can understand why people like this. However, I still think it's garbage, you know? However, I think that is objective thinking. Some niggas is just gay. That's real shit right there, though. Okay, you got a question from my piss is thick like a gasoline slushy, and Lily chugs it. Ew. Let's go.

Ew. Greed and token minorities. If you could magically turn all the members of any one race or ethnic group white, which race would you choose to call Catholic? and why. What kind of fucking question is this? What kind of names do you have first and foremost? What kind of fucking question is?

What the, what the, I don't know. Strait niggas white. Who would it bother the most? Blacks. I know, but like, I'm trying to think of like, um, yeah, what if it was specifically like? Success starts with your drive.

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger

as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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Why would you do that, So we're the only proud version of black people. Like, like, Caribbean, Caribbean black people and like, yeah, yeah,

and like some Africans, like northern Africans, like, North Africans are the only form of black people that, like, are happy with being black. If you made them white, they'd be like,

why? See, if, uh, my, my genetics are traced somewhere to West Africa, which, you know,

okay, five, but that's still not, It's still not narrowed down. Because if you ever look at the DNA shit, like on an ancestry or anything like that, it bounced from Cameroon to fucking Nigeria. And I'm like, all right. So at this point, I'm just not paying attention to it because I don't know which flag I should rep.

I don't know. I don't know what type of fucking dashiki I should get. I don't know what type of, you know, I'm like, at first I was like, oh, Cameroonian. Oh, maybe I should look into that shit. And then all of a sudden I check back like three, four years later. And it's saying, I think it's more than I'm like, I'm going to look at this shit in like 20 years. and see, like, if it may be a pinpoint, it's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nah, don't do that to me.

I love being, I love being, Jamaican, bro. I love being, like, afro-German. Yeah. I like being a black person. I think you're safe. I think you're, like, you can actually, like, as far as your genetics, what I mean is, like, you know, this is you. I'm saying, I don't know if, I don't know what.

No, but what's going on with me. Oh, oh, oh, the original question. Oh, oh, the original question. Okay, yeah, yeah. Well, I was just trying to think of, like, yeah, yeah, because. Because I feel like that would, it would upset you the most. I'm just trying, I'm just being hurtful. That's all.

You just try to hurt. Well, I think of it like this, right? So I go with Asian people on an American scale, they fought to be white first at a certain point in history. But that was also a long time ago. That was also like definitely not, most of Asians that are currently here right now. Yeah. See, I don't want to give it to anybody that might like it because that would just make me upset. I feel like there's a lot of, uh, so like, say like South Koreans are out because I know that,

like all they just want to be white. That'd be wonderful thing for them. Yeah. So I'm trying to, I want to, who would be the most mad about becoming white? Maybe some Southeast Asians would be really upset about that. Every Native American,

a white person. That is the most disrespectful way to go about it. You point out press the button, they all become white. And they all just turned into John Smith, dude. That would be so mad. You know, It would be really fucked up.

They'd be like, I get off the reservation now. That's it. Yeah, you can't even have this anymore. That's it. It would be fucked up because then they'll be like, okay,

but then can I own like most of the world? And they still be like, nah. Nah, now your name's still fucking like, your name's still fucking, uh, Lily,

uh, swallows or something. Your name is still not white. Judge Longfoot. Sorry. Yeah. Like, sorry.

Have fun with that. Have fun with that. You're not even the Mexican ones. You're the American ones. But you guys are just almost extinct. You're out of here. It's like, damn, dude. They got nowhere to go now.

Nobody's accepted them. Trail of tears part two, bro. The trailer, white tears. And then they got to fucking... That would be so fucked up. Go to the ocean at this point. But it's only the ones in the continent of America. We're not going to change the Caribbean ones.

Because those ones, they're to spread way too thin. It would alter the, it would also the genealogy of way to many new Caribbean people. We're talking about the ones that are stuck on the U.S. you guys, sorry losers. Sorry, fucking losers. You lose your land, then you lose your fucking given land, too. I wonder if we have any Native Americans

listening to us. Shout out. Shout out. You mean. You're talking about. You're talking about Shout out if you have any. Um. And I'm like fucking one, I'm like one fourth technically Native American. There's still a handful of them in Arizona because when I lived, uh,

when I live, they tell you, of them actually showed me... They tell you that. No, no. These motherfuckers... These motherfuckers, like, they, like, when you looked at them, I was like, oh, this, that's interesting.

I've never... I don't think I've ever actually... When I think about it, like, literally, I don't think I've ever actually seen a Native American in person until I moved Arizona. Oh, really? Yeah, when I think about it, uh, if I have, I just don't remember. My friend Nick, his dad was part, but I mean, his name was... The last name was Rivas.

us. I was like he kind of looked Native American. There's probably some, but his, you know, he had a big plot of land too, so they probably did have some percentage, but this, the people that I was hanging out with, I went on a date with this girl. Pure. 100% pure. Her brother, I, you know

the funny thing is I forgot her name, but I remember her brother, brother's name Ace, and he showed me the band Parkway Drive. This was in like 2007 or 8, and I was like, yo, this band fucking goes hard. And so I remember him specifically because of that. Like, he showed me a dope-ass band.

But, sister, I don't remember that bitch, but I definitely met, like, the first time I saw Native Americans ever in my life, I was like, they looked like Mexican people. They kind of do. I was like, you're just like Mexicans. I was just like, you guys like, that's what Mexicans look like before the Spanish and Portuguese. Oh, yeah,

just pulled up and pulled up and and did the fusion dance at them by force. Kissed on them and shit. They did the fourth fusion dance on them. Before that. The forced fusion dance. Before they did that. Fusion rape Because I think

Lily looks very Native American I think Lily She looks She looks like When you see Lily Her height And just like the way she looks You're like

Oh yeah She has like Heavy genetics of like Just an OG Mexican Like a real Mexican Like my friend's dad When you look at this motherfucker I was like

Oh Why does he not have fucking Like face paint on My homie's dad Like he's so Like he was He was unscathed by the Spanish They did not touch him at all

Lucky dude Lucky, man. In Puerto Rico, we got touched, bro. We got touched up nice, bro. There's a reason why my grandma's first language is Spanish, bro. Someone that's half black should not have the first language Spanish even slightly. But her first language is Spanish. Her second is taino, bro.

She got touched aggressively, bro. Yeah, it's crazy. All right, man. Every black person on, every black person on 90s. de fiance other than like maybe two. It's somebody from the Caribbean. It's somebody that it's a black man that speaks Spanish. It just said it's just like there is it is the reach the reach of the Spanish.

The Spanish reach around the world. Their reach is the most impressive. I think so. Like it's the British. I think I think there's is technically objectively the most impressive is the British. I think so. I think I agree with that too. The Spanish's reach is also like kind of crazy.

easy. Because you go all the way to the Philippines, like deep over by the Philippines and nearing like over by where Japan is. And they speak Tagalog. And they speak Tagalog. And you're like, you hear Tagalog. And you're like,

that sounds like Spanish, like a lot like Spanish. And then you come here. And then they speak Spanish in the Caribbean. And you're like, where does that come from? And it comes up this tiny country of Spain. And you're like,

what? These motherfuckers were moving. It's, pretty wild when you think about like most of most of South America all of Mexico South East. A good deal of America a good deal of America. A good

portion of the Pacific Islands all speak the language from this one fucking country. It's pretty well. That hasn't been about it for centuries. For centuries, Spain hasn't been about shit dog. But they were on their ship before. Now English, they win because the world's

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

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As far as like everybody, most people are taught to speak English if you want to get ahead in life. So the whites, the British, they did win in the end. The English won in the end as far as like you go anywhere. I can see the reason why I could go to Europe and still, you know, even be like I can be in Eastern Europe and still half of the population those countries speak English and not Spanish or anything else. So like, yeah, the English did win at the end. But culturally, they did not win because most people did not take. up their food because they didn't have anything, right? They stole everything from everybody else.

You know what the British national dishes? What? Chicken tiki masala, bro. That is insane. Their nation is a dish they stole from somewhere else. This is ours too. This food is ours too. I mean, let's be real.

Every time somebody recommends a restaurant in England, it had nothing to do with English shit. It's always like, oh, man, you got to go to this Indian spy. You got to go to this Chinese takeout place. Oh, you got to, it's always something like that. Oh, you got to go to Nando's chicken. I've never been like, oh, we got to go to this fucking, this English pub. Like, dude, dog, I went to an English pub.

I might have mentioned this on the podcast. I went to an English pub that was in a Cerritos or an Artija, whatever. It was somewhere in one of those cities. And I was excited. I was like, oh, I want to see you because the pub's all big. There's enough people that go in it. So it must be good. Dog, it was fucking garbage.

I couldn't believe that I'm like, So I don't mind if you make British cuisine, but put some spices in it. Nah, they kept it traditional. That I went. When I was there, when I was there, I went to a place. I forgot where it was. I know it was in, it was in South London, I think. That's what mostly most of the niggas were.

I was in a very nigger heavy area of London. It was a lot of like, a lot of like Nigerians, Jamaican expats, a lot of like, clearly the people that got, that were like, you know what, let's go to London and we're black people. And they all sound the same. They all sound like, fucking Idis Elba, John Boy, Yega. It's fucking hilarious. So I went there,

and I was spending time visiting my sister with my father and my brothers. And I remember getting Shepherds Pie from somewhere. I had never had Sherpard's Pie before. I was like, it's like,

it's pretty much like pie made with mashed potatoes and meat and like, it's like it's pretty much a meat stew pie. It was magnificent. It was so good. I was like, I've had this exact dish

separated. many times and it was fine. This is so good. Granted, though, the people that cooked it, I'm sure were Jamaican. I'm sure the word Jamaican people. Yeah, that's the difference, though. Like, you can, if I feel,

maybe I would have had a good experience if it was made by people who like flavor. Because that was the thing, I felt like whoever made was in charge of that pub, they really tried to keep things traditional. And I mean, in a way that, like, oh, this is a traditional English recipe where they just put barely enough salt

for it to be like, I kind of taste that it's not bitter any. It's not, you know, like it's not, it's one of those things where, you know, when you put something, it always tell people like, why cranberry and vodka is dangerous because you can put a ratio in it to where

it cancels out the vodka just enough to where it's like neutral and people can just slurp it down. And I feel like people put just enough like spice in something like salt to where you can't taste the salt but it did cancel out it being too like flavorless and to me

that's just as bad and that's all British food was to me when I got a plate me and it was bad because you know this was my this was actually my first date with the there was this bomb-ass black chick that I saw on a tender I think or it no bumble bumble and she was

like it was actually kind of awkward because she recognized me she was I was like fuck I don't want to I don't want it. She's like, yeah, I think I've seen you around and stuff like that. Whatever. We want a couple of days cool. And I don't know if I said this before, but she stopped talking to me because she actually, there was another YouTuber that she started hollering at. And it was, uh, um, fuck what was his name? Long Beach Griffin? Griffin. Griffey? Is that Griffey's mom's? Well, I don't, no, I don't think it was hurt. But this was, this was years ago, by the way. But like, it was, I saw that she was texting. and I saw like I didn't I didn't put two and two together

until I saw them talking later on like on Instagram and I was like I was like oh that's why she stopped talking to me and to be fair she was also very religious too so we kind of didn't have that like you know that connection right there but like I can already see that I'm religious women stop

but I can see I was like yo there's no one up there bro stop there's no one up there nigga stop so I mean to be fair That was, yeah, she was cool and all, no, no shade and everything. But yeah, we went at the pub and that shit was whack her, dog.

Fucking stupid. Nick, there's no one there. It's empty upstairs. It's just more sky. It's just more sky. Stop, dude. Dude, did you see people, real quick, did you see people, you know, the same type of people,

they were complaining about, so since 2009, trans of visibility day has been March 31st since 2009. Yeah. And this made me, this was like maximum stupidity to me that people that are supposedly religious and care about Christian and Christianity and the resurrection of Jesus Christ, they have no idea how Easter works. And I feel like if you are somebody who claims to be religious, that is insane. I am a non-religious person and I've known, like it is a very pagan thing of how it works.

It has nothing to do with an actual date. That's why Easter falls on a different day every fucking year. Next year it's going to be on Hitler's birthday and my mom's birthday. 420. People don't understand how it works and I feel like they should if they're actually religious and they care about their beliefs and all this stuff. They should be taught this stuff. And so since this year, Transvisit Day of Visibility and Easter fell on March 31st,

all these fucking Christian dumbass ridoids were freaking out and saying, oh this they did this on person purpose this is all joe biden acknowledged this shit like oh he's he's disrespecting religion and god and i was like i can't stand how stupid you people are it's shocking it is shocking to be the stupid not understand how you're you're the ones that's supposed to be following this don't you if you celebrate easter every year you would know easter is different every fucking year success starts with your drive and american public university is here to fuel it With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our programs are designed for people who never stop.

You bring the fire, APU will fuel the journey. Learn more at APU.APUS.edu. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. do? I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think,

somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact? with Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. You would know this. You know sometimes it's fucking almost in summer. It's almost at the

end of spring. Sometimes at the beginning of spring. You would know this that there's no consistency Because it has to do with the fucking moon actually. It's the lunar calendar. Let's do with the goddamn moon, bro. It's always a 29th day lunar calendar, which is fucking... In fact, it has to do with the moon. Yeah. And everything changes.

We are on an axis. Things change. It makes... Look, dude, I'm not going to... I don't want to make fun of the people you've made fun of so thousands of times before, but like, it just makes me sad when people believe in things that they don't know about, you know? I think that, I think that faith is one of the most important things in this

world. I think that people... I think it's okay. I think it's fine. I think I think not religious faith. I think faith. I think having faith in people is... People need to have faith. I think people need to have it. I think it helps people get day to day. And the people that have no faith, you can tell when they have no faith. You can tell someone that has no faith in anything. They kind of just exist in a very miserable state. But I think religious, when it comes to religion, right, this is why I don't like going to certain things with my girlfriend because she, she's an act. She's a, she's a, she's a a presenting Catholic. She's not Catholic anymore, but she's presenting Catholic because of the fact her family is and all this stuff, right? If you choose to be a part of a religion,

understand what you're praising. Just try to understand it. That's it. It would be nice. Just to understand it. And if you accept, excuse me, if you accept, you accept it, that's fine. If you don't, don't follow something blindly. That's all I ever ask for anyone. Following a religion, blindly is a waste of time and it's disrespect to whatever figure you're trying to follow. That's where I see it. It's just rude. It's just rude. It's just rude

to go to church and sit down there for fucking three hours and be like, I don't even really believe half this shit. Then why are you there? What's the point? Why are you there? You know, if you're going to be a soldier of the Lord, then, you know, take the time to know

why it's Easter technically. Like, know why Good Friday exists. Know that stuff, you know, because that shit's all bullshit. Easter is a fucking pagan holiday. It is not a Christian fucking holiday at all. No. At all even slightly.

Do you understand that the fucking year has too many months? Why the fuck is December called December is the 12th month of the fucking year? That's not how, that doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make any sense at all. Why does that make sense? Why is November 11th? And then why is October 10th? Occ means eight.

There's supposed to be 10 months in the fucking year. Like just people learn these things. Learn these things. And they'll help you have an easier time just being able to decipher information. That's all it is. Yeah. It would be. It would be.

It would be the only thing I would just have to say about that is if people understood more, they would, you know, unfortunately for them, they would be less religious because once you start understanding what, it is, then you kind of back away from it because it's very easy, like you say, a lot of the opaque and stuff, this is just a lot of these things existed before Christianity was even a thing. A lot of

these stories and these teachings in the Bible, they start learning that, oh, these stories existed and they just been repurposed. The King James Version that I usually even follow and read was written by an emperor and a fucking pope.

It was like, this was repackaged and made by somebody who became religious on his deathbed. I think it was Constantine. And you start learning about this stuff and it's like, oh, this is, I thought this was the, you know, the word. It starts to fall apart when you start really read to. Or maybe you guys can be the one that could change everything. If you figure it all out,

you might be able to be the reason why everybody else falls in line with it. Maybe you might be the one that might be able to prove that Julie McHawson hands is real. Maybe you might be able to do it, but just learn, like learn something. And then figure it out, you know, don't just. Have it go from the Bible to be in a history book. You know what I mean? Like, like,

oh, this is real. Actually learn your stuff. Don't follow. Don't follow blindly. Blind following, violent zealotry leads a dangerous shit, dude.

We've seen it too often. That's all I ask. Yeah. Let's give me one more. Let's try, we'll go for two more questions. Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's sit them hard. Hold my breath as I wish for death. Oh, God, I'm coming. What is the closest you've ever been to say in an inappropriate setting? what is the closest

I've ever been able to say in an inappropriate setting I definitely called Jesus that Jewish nigga one time in front of my grandma she got really upset I was like Who's that nigga that's that nigga that's that Jewish

nigga and she was like what do you mean that Jewish nigga that died Jesus She was like that She was like It was really funny But she got so Her face turned like

fucking red as red as someone that's a black person could be. She got so mad at me. And she was like, Kingston, I don't want to talk to right now. Stop. And I was like, all right, I'm a Joe. I'm a Joe's. Jewish niggas. I don't know. I said anyone off because of the stream one time by mistake. It was really funny.

Drop the hard hour on the stream. And he was like, I think I've said on the podcast a couple of times. You just said it one time. Remember you just said on the podcast one time. They were like, why to say that out or something? I think there's been at least twice. I've had to like edit out or one time I stretched it to make it a different

word, but it was clearly that word. You said it Edward first and then you tried to transform it. We were like, why did you say that, Derek? You were like, I don't know. I don't remember. I'd have to go back and listen, but only in those settings. In the real world, success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our programs are designed for people who never stop.

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan. which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. You know, I know what I'm talking to when I'm talking. And, yeah, so, yeah, so it's just like that.

We're in the setting on the podcast. That was, that was really it. Just not wanting to do it because even though technically, even when it comes to hard art, I think it would be okay. And within the, because there are black faces on it, I think it would be acceptable.

I think even if it did get flagged, I think we would be able to. The algorithm does, it's funny. The algorithm does recognize skin, which is hilarious. The algorithm recognizes a lot of stuff that people don't think about, which is kind of creepy.

But like so it does try to cross-reference the N-word being said versus who's saying it, which is kind of funny. But yeah, it's just like it can read words on the screen, which is actually worse for the algorithm for monetization. Having bad words on the screen versus saying them is worse. It's stupid. It's dumb bullshit that I hate and even pay attention to. It would be cool.

I would love to just, um, back in the day, man. You were, it was able to be, I don't want any sensors. I really don't. I prefer to just, even for us to just, the occasional hard are said for some type of joke or whatever. And everybody's mature enough to be able to just handle it. But it was like this back in the day, but now people, we're all adhering to an algorithm to where people aren't even saying sexual assault anymore.

They're saying essay or something. And shit like that where I just, I personally, I fucking hate. I hate that we're acting like children now. Like, oh, essayed and this. I'm like, they can just say raped. They got raped. You're so worried about your money. Don't talk about this stuff anymore then.

You're not taking this series. They're not taking this shit seriously. I feel like that's a fucking mockery. I think it's crazy that you can't. I don't know. Like, I think, I think, link, it's, I mean, I'm in the middle. I'm so in the middle about words, man.

Like I, I exist in a place where I have had very, derogatory language for a long time. I've always been speaking very derogatorily, but I understand that some people get offended by words. I don't say some words are triggers for other people, so I do watch what I say in public, obviously in situations. You know, you know who you're around.

Obviously, you speak accordingly. And me and you being two Negroes, we have to know how to speak accordingly based on where we are, you know? We can't throw all our isms at people that are at a job interview. I'm not going to be, yo's pop. nigga, what's good? Yeah, I'm not gonna walk up like that. I want to be like, hey, hello, I'm Kingston.

Nice to meet you, blah, blah. I'm gonna put on my most punctual accent to be able to get through the situation. But what happens is when it comes to like words that offend people, very few things offend me. And I think they should, I think when it comes to, especially academics and like when it comes to like very serious things in politics, I think. Every word needs to be used, but I think they need to be used in a manner that condemns the derogatory use of them at the same time, if that makes any sense. Yeah, look, no one has to tolerate like derogatory things you use, use derogatorily. I think it will. You also, I think it's really important to know what you're listening to in a way that, for example, let me give a great example.

Last night when I was driving home, I put on the podcast, Comtown, just to like finish up the drive. and there was it landed on a segment that I just didn't want to hear because the host Nick Mullen kept playing a sound effect of a woman falling from like a building and splattering all over the place and he played it like sound effect yeah and he played the real sound effect so now I I know exactly because people were recording it I don't know the context because I just clicked on it it's a it's a radio station it's 69.9 the bus on YouTube. It's alive.

It's always playing Comtown. So I just clicked on it to see what I just wanted some comedy to finish up the drive. Maybe laughing would get my blood pressure up. So I'm tired. And then it was on a segment that they just kept playing it over and over. And then he showed one of the other hosts of the video. You can't see it. It's just audio.

But he's freaking out like, oh, my God, I click off of it because I'm like, I don't want to listen to this right now. And instead of riding them, commenting, emailing them, saying, hey, could you not do this? I just clicked off it. and I'm going to listen to them another time. That particular episode, not for me. And I feel like people should be mature enough to do that too, to be like, I don't like this. Now, to be fair, if that's what it turned into,

if it's all of their content now, then unfortunately you're going to drop that shit. I've done that so many times where I've stopped listening to people, stop consuming certain type of content because it's just not for me anymore. And instead of being like, you need to cater to me, success starts with your drive,

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger

as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. I'm just like, well, it was fun while it lasted. That's essentially how I take it. And so I feel like a lot of people that want people to Nerf their language or do this or this or that, I feel like just really try to be mature about it and be, hey, if they're they keep doing this thing that I don't like, then I'd be like,

bro, I just don't think it's for you. And it's an unfortunate thing, but it's just real shit. And really, there's too much content anyway. You can never, you can't consume everything. So you can find another thing that becomes your go-to thing. I mean, really. And I know it's not a satisfactory answer to everybody, but I've done so much, that has happened to me so many times. I mean, even Comtown, for example, it's gone. It's not a podcast anymore. There's one of the guys

left, and then they started doing another show, and the other show sucks compared to Comtown, for example. The Adam Freeland show would it turn into, it's boring as fuck to me. And instead of complaining, like, oh, you guys, you guys should talk about more fucked up stuff. I love when you would do all the

gay stuff and all the gay jokes, and like, I'm just like, eh, And, you know, I'll listen casually every once in a while, but it's not for me anymore. And that's all. I feel like we would just get along better. People would get along better. And, you know, like, say, and I'm not saying, like, I hear you for the people that do, like, reaching out.

I'm not trying to specifically shit on you. I'm just saying you'll have a better result than trying to change people's show. Right. Then, then just, like, kind of doing the real boycott thing of, like, I'm kind of, I'm done with this. This is just not for me. Yeah, stop being gay Yeah, stop

Yeah, yeah, yeah, long story short Stop being little bitch-ass nigga Stop being gay, bro Stop being gay If you chose to stop being gay Life would be easy You know, it's fucked up If that were possible, that would be true though

It would be like If you could just be like, I'm not gay no more And then people would just stop harassing you And shit Stop being gay life would be so much cooler, bro Stop me again. I'm warning you, dude. I'm not going to tell you again.

I'm not going to tell you. Oh, my God. That's like a dad fucking whipping their son. I'm not going to tell you again. Fucking stop putting on your mom's shoes. I'm so sorry if anyone has ever endorsed some shit like that. That's so terrible. You deserve to live the life the way you want to live.

But also, like, if you stop, that would stop. You know, like, let's be very honest here. But also. But also. Like, if you stop, that would stop. I'm just saying. Oh, man. It's cause and effect for a reason. All right.

I love dark humor so much, dude. All right. So we got one more. We got one more. Okay. Let's go. Let's hit it. We got Kai.

Hey, bisexual, belated mistakes. I'm the first time question asked her longtime listener. Since you guys had the one with Gabby, bring her back, by the way. Well, definitely bring Gabby back on the podcast. I'm going back. Anyways, in high school, I made out with a girl for about a solid 30 minutes. When I got home, she told me she was extremely gay. If you could change the sex orientation of anyone, who would it be?

If I can make one person who is a gay, not gay. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Yeah, I got to examine this. I read it the right, read it right. Yeah, but that means, so there's a lot to unpack with that. What happened and why she would say that? I've definitely slept with girls that are that were air quotes lesbian.

They were lesbian, but I slept with them. And I'm like, sure you are. I slept with bisexual women that preferred women more than guys. And it was it was kind of obvious in a sense that like say you can tell when somebody's kind of trying to experiment or see and whatever. And then sometimes maybe you're even the catalyst of them to be for. sure they're like, nah, I definitely like women more than your ass. But that's what I'm wondering. Is that what happened in this situation?

Is this a bisexual woman that kind of figured it out that, you know, from making out with you for 30 fucking minutes, I think I prefer women more. Because obviously she would have to have been interested in dudes to even make out with a guy for 30 minutes. Right? to even get to that to even get to there 30 minutes bro i mean she's probably trying to figure out what she wanted to do that's what i'm saying that's what i'm saying especially 30 minutes you were just you were just there you were just there you were just there you were there she maybe thought she was lacking you she had some sort of connection but then like sure but here's also a fucked up thing if she had made out with somebody else another jub for 30 minutes still went full sale to other side that's yeah see so now

you get now it might even fuck with your head it makes it makes you think it like it was it me did I do that exactly is it me because here's the real thing sometimes it is sometimes it is bro and sometimes you have to question yourself about that it happens sometimes you know oh yeah you didn't do anything wrong

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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but sometimes it's just like you were the catalyst for something to happen. It doesn't mean you did anything wrong. It could also just mean, like, say, look, maybe, like, say sometimes, you know, I have a lot of a sexual experience. Sometimes my sexual prowess was not the right kind of thing for somebody else.

Like sometimes maybe they expected like a monster. I remember I was with this one chick that loved being degraded like a speech verbally. That's not my thing. I'm not, I don't, I can't do it. I've tried. I don't, it's not real to me. It doesn't feel real. It doesn't turn me on to call a chick a slut and a whore and all this stuff.

Unless I'm joking around like me and my wife talk a lot of shit to each other and it's all good. But like say in the bedroom if I'm like, you dirty ass slut, you ski. all this crazy shit. Doesn't feel good. I personally don't like doing it. And this one girl, she liked the dirty, crazy stuff. And, like, so we're completely sexually incompatible. It's not my, I didn't do anything wrong.

We just, that's just not what she was looking for. So in that way, you might have, you know, had some type of flavor or something that she just didn't really into. And that could have been like, she could be like, oh, well, I'm definitely just full on gay. And she, or it could have just been anyone. Like, it literally could have been any guy. right that like and it would have been the same result

so as long as you're content with it I think that's all that matters like you're like I think I think if you were less gay I think at the end of the day if you were less I think I think after hearing all the information given I think if you were a bit less

if you weren't such a gay ass motherfucker this gay ass gaybo you wouldn't have it I'm sorry, dude. Look, man. It happens, dude. It happens, man.

Can I, look, so you ask us in particular, the person asked us, if we can change sex orientations of one person, who would it be? I'm trying to think of one celebrity that I know is gay, that I would switch them to be a straight person. Because they're so hot. And I don't know anymore.

Um, yeah, who's gay that I'm like, damn, why are they gay? That's upsetting. I'm trying to think. like what a waste What a waste This is

No what a waste The funny thing is It's unfortunate Not what a way It's so disrespectful I love it I love it See the funny thing is

I think about this more In it's more in video games Than I'm trying to think in real life Like there's there's lesbian characters And I'm like Oh what is this What is this? Yeah

I'm freaking what's your name pretty much the angel and the freaking winter the cleric from Balders Gate dude I'm like come on dude Night song is jacked I'm trying to get

I'm trying to have a three with night song and Carlack bro I'm trying to try to see like a hoop one of those bro like let's see That's what I'm saying Like there's some Lesbians and some games That I'm like

What is this shit bro? Like Judy and freaking cyberpunk Well that bothers me so much Because Judy and you are 100% attracted to one another and then you guys can't do anything if you're not a girl and I'm like, come on, dude.

I just feel like honestly, I don't like the realism. I want, what do they call it? When you're, what's the, there's a term for it? When you're, damn it, what is it? It's when you,

when every, every character is attracted to everyone because it's a something, it is a term, right? It is a term, it's called something, it's like a gamer sexual. I can't, there's a term for it. There's a term more,

it's like people call it, but they use it kind of derogatory because it's like lazy writing. They're saying anyone is like say what, no matter if you're a guy or girl, they will, you can romance them. And they use it in a lazy. And I say, I like that. I like it's fun. If you're playing an RPG, I think that's a fun thing to have. Yeah, it is lazy, but I'm fine with lazy.

I don't need them to be. I don't need, it's just like a Mass Effect 3. They introduced a gay character. And I'm like, yeah, but what if I'm Fim Shep? I want to pipe that dude. Like, now it's not even going to happen. That's true. He's just gay as shit.

Like, it's just like, so to me, to me, I'm like, in every RPG, I want to romance everyone from every different type of lens. And then sometimes, like, I've said this on the, before. And for new listeners, just know, you don't get to touch Talley Zora. So when fucking Garris, Ficarian, spoilers, if you haven't played Mass Effect or three or anything since you're, whatever. But Garris and Mass Effect three, get. with Talley if you don't romance Talley. And when the one time, you know, when I wanted to romance different people, not the one time, but I was like, all right, I think Garris ain't getting with Talley.

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. do? I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Only Cheper can be with Talley. And so that's just how it is. So if I wasn't with Telly that time, she's alone. No, no, no, we're not going to skim past this. Gareth is literally your best friend in that series.

But I didn't kill him? The fact that you set him up to die. Just so he can't get. The suicide mission took him. I didn't know it. You let him go on a suicide mission? And so what I did was, you know, I said spoilers. If you haven't played this, fuck you,

if you haven't played at this point. I didn't do the loyalty mission. There are things you need to do. If you really want to save somebody, make sure you do the loyalty missions, and you make sure you fix up your ship and then you should be good to go, for the most part. I just made sure I didn't do his loyalty mission,

and I made sure I put him in a vulnerable part of the mission, and he got got. And so, look, it wasn't my first or second play-through, because my first play-through, obviously, I romanced tally. The second one, I wanted to try someone else, And then I saw that like, oh, Talley got with Garris. And I'm like, no, no, no. And then so my third play-through, you know, going all the way through it, I made

sure Garris didn't make it. Talley was alone, but happy. She wouldn't, you know, because she didn't, she never got the opportunity to get with Garris. Because Talley, she has this romance. So her favorite, like, video is, uh, is a romance between a Corian and a Turian. It's like some, it's like some movie or whatever. So, like, she, that's how they got together.

But I made sure it didn't happen. You're an asshole, dog. You're an asshole or is shepherd an asshole? You're shepherd. You fucking twine. You just, is it me or is it, is it, am I the killer or is the gun the killer? Like, what the fuck? It's you.

It's your will. Oh my gosh, dude. See, but that's not even canon. Those games are fantastic. After finally finishing all three, those games are fantastic. take. Three's hiccups towards the end. So a bit of hiccup towards the end. But there's so much good buildup up until that moment. And then it's like, oh. Yeah. It's a little weird, but then it's, it's, it is 100% confirmed what's, what's canon. It is, it is, it is kind of. So at this

point, it's not as weird anymore other than say every other choice other than the canonical one is just some fantasy bullshit. And then there is one choice. Again, spoiler. Shepard, obviously. survives until then because they're making another fucking mass effect and apparently Leara is looking for Shepard because they showed a little thing of that like she finds a piece

of armor and there's so all they've done is hint that like... Oh yeah for the fourth one. Yeah I personally hate that there is so much lore that they could focus on. They could do prequels I keep saying the first war that they have

there's the first contact war That you read about The first time Then they first fight the reapers It's not the reapers They discover The first species That they discover

The turians The humans And so it's called The first contact war And they have a war With the Turrians And where Admiral Anderson

Or Captain Anderson Is very important In that war And I feel like They can make A complete game Versus that where You get to play

With Captain Anderson Like you get to be Another important soldier In that war Anderson It's too cool man It's I mean, but...

They're a homies. But you also, you fought them when they were being, you know, infected by the reapers and they become marauders and all this other shit. Why not just fuck them up? But those aren't, with those aren't turrians anymore, they're marauders. I would look at, man. I played Battlefield 5 recently because I never, like, played any of the other ones. I played one and two and a little bit of three. And so I played, um, Battlefield 1 and 5.

And Battlefield 5 was cool because one of the missions at the very end, you got to be, um, uh, a tiger tank that starts really realizing how fucked up the German side of the war is your side. And also, you're just killing the shit out of Americans. And it was crazy because you never do that in Army games. So in this, I am blasting the fuck out of Americans. It's crazy hearing them say, because all you do is hear foreign languages and people dying and screaming. This you're hearing like, flight position. And hearing like, get them.

Like, I'm hearing American English. And then them getting blown up and screaming. I've never done this before. It's crazy. But it was cool. Oh, my God. Like being like, because you've got to think about it from another perspective. Imagine you're a German-ass motherfucker fucking, uh, uh, uh, you're playing battlefield.

Every World War II game you play is just your people getting absolutely destroyed. Now, they're Nazis, but you know what I'm saying? Nah, man. Look, man. I got to be fucking French niggas. Success starts with your drive. and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs,

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion.

$20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Like, I got to do a... It was cool. I got to say Battleful 5 was actually pretty cool with the missions. Because you got to be the you got to be a mission. You got to be French niggas

that were obviously did a lot and then they were forgotten because they're black. So it was kind of cool doing it. Like I actually really appreciated what they were trying to do and it kind of got swept up in a lot of people screaming about

diversity, this, this and that. And so I never played Battlefield and people gaslit me and saying Battlefield is way more about realism and this, this and that and they're doing too much and all I said was I don't play those games maybe I understand what you're coming from

personally I don't play video games for realism so I don't even give a fuck like I've always thought that's the crate nigga I play NBA 2K and I do the dumbest shit I'm not trying to play a real simulated basketball I'm trying to be perfect and run up the score 300 to 5 or something

I'm trying to run up the score like so crazy. If I wanted reality, I'd read a book. I'd read a non-fiction book. Yeah, I'd go play sports. I would go join the fucking army. If I'm not really I'm trying to do some real shit. I'm trying to get shot up and then I just get a pack and I'm fine now. Real shit is boring. I already seen it, bro. It's super boring.

So I like the fantasy. It was fun as fuck I played it. I feel like people were retarded. I gotta hated that era. Everybody was complaining about fucking everything. It's complaining about fucking everything. Stupid fucking All right, let's go. Let's fuck it up. Thank you for tuning into this episode of the Snart Tank minus Chris. Hopefully Chris is resurrected for the next episode.

I'll figure out where and what he's doing. But yeah, I'm tuning into the podcast. We appreciate it. We'll see you guys on the next episode of Before You Buy. Niggas. Wait, wait, wait, wait. We're going to have, yeah, The ghost of Chris Raygun's past or whatever, he's going to read the credits.

All right. So you're going to get ghost, you're going to get Ghost Chris. Okay, starting. Three, two, one. So it turns out Chris Raygun is still dead and he didn't resurrect. So I am actually going to read the names. So here we go. Sweeney's taste buds were ruined by fermented dick cheese.

It's disgusting. Guys, I think the recording stopped like for raging cancer. Miguel O'Hara's transmask pussy killing big ounce. Okay. I'm not pitching you guys, you guys songs. I'm speaking my heart. The end my guy. Okay.

Wait, I suppose the end my end guy. Okay, got you. Yeah. Excuse me. No, I'm actually, I'm on your side with that. I'm more of the, like, I think people enjoyed the guessing thing. And it's like, I'm not going to say anything. I want you guys.

Personally, I want you guys to put more gay stuff in the credits. And, but I do want you to put the title of what it is because I understand the whole fun and the mystery of guessing. But a lot of times it is hard to guess what it is. if it isn't extremely obvious. So I would like if you would put the names and titles of it and stuff like that. So, okay, where do we, where, let's see. P. Didley. Yep. Yeah.

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I don't know. I would recommend people not to look that up, whatever that is. I don't want to set my ass on fire. I just wanted to see a really big fart. Big, meaty stinks. Andy, the man whose handies are S. Tier and Dandy. Allison Bree is mine, Chris, stay back. I feel like since I watched Community before those guys,

I feel like Allison Bree is mine, actually. I don't think you get to claim her retroactively, you know, because I don't think they were watching as the show is debuting and stuff like that. I could be wrong, just feel like we had that discussion before, but I don't know. We'll all, all three of us will all fight to the death and we'll figure it out from there. The ending of Fight Club, except for it's Sweeney at the top of a skyscraper drinking piss. I love that.

I like how it has no, there's no allegory for capitalism or anything like that. It's just some fantasy fucking thriller of some crazy guy drinking piss. That was the entire point of Fight Club. Let's see. Heath Smoker, Chris's gay college experience. You're fucking gay as in homosexual. Cool. Tarek Nishit's secret white gay lover.

I bet that's real. The boy in the striped supreme. Homeless transfim who comes hot. Sweeney sucks penis through his tooth gap. You guys are good at being gay eggplant emoji. It just says eggplant amony. It's not an actual eggplant emoji. Will Youhoo gobbling fiberglass like cotton candy.

Oh, wow. My queer spirit be gap in men's balloon knots like a child's tongue at a birthday party. Ah, that is insane. I was trying to see if that's Dracula flow in the thumbnail. It looks like it. One of my lecturers got cucked by the lead singer of Pixies. I would like to hear about that. Spence about Piss Pants, Mr. Pants.

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The distance. I appreciate that. Thank you. Sidney's Sweeney's Tits as two moods. That works for me. cypher graph. Medium penis havert. Palestinians be like, here they come. It's lots and lots of Jews in planes.

That's so awful. Free Palestine. Driving head first into my TV after seeing Tifa in a bikini and rebirth. All right. Hunter Dubois token with Rokin token. Rokin token? Is that what that is? Cosmo, Wanda. I wish for a glass of cubbies.

I hope that's not Timmy Turner asking for that. Led Zeppelin's whole lot of love. I'm going to give you my cum. I'm going to give you my cum. Not a whole lot of cum. Not a whole lot of cum. That's pretty great. Thank you.

See, look at these guys are actually putting some stuff before it. Unfortunately, I don't know very many Led Zeppelin songs. There's actually a lot of classic rock from that era that I just, it all sounds the same to me. So there's a lot of it that I just, my. My brain just skips over. So I know some of the classics of Leds-Up and obviously, but then there's a lot of them that I probably should know and I just don't. Lillus asparagus binging piss dealer.

Damn. Back to Tank of Piss. Caucasian container, the Cracker Barrel for Gaze. Donald Trump burping on Dom's Clit. I really like that Gears-of-war thing that we're going on and doing and how it kind of like messed with that whole Homer burping on margins. clit thing. We got to write some more movies, that's for sure. Let's see. Super Earth is just regular Earth without Israel. Jesus Christ. You guys argued for so long about putting salt

in fucking... Didn't we though? Didn't we though? I feel like I wasn't saying anything completely unreasonable. Like, okay, fine. Some people probably put salt in their rice to make it unclumpy. I was just feeling like you put a little bit of salt in something. It, you know, it's going to, probably have a little bit of effect on the flavor. But, you know, but I also feel like a lot of people, like I watch Hell's Kitchen, for example. And when you see those competitions, I know it's reality TV and a lot of it's fake, right? Probably most of it. But when they do those palette challenges, I feel like most people have terrible palettes.

And they can't tell what the fuck they're even tasting or they don't know any differences in all this stuff. And a lot of people would probably push back. But if you did test and try to blindfold people and have them taste things, they're probably going to fail just as much. and I feel like I probably not an exception But I feel like I'm probably better than average Because I'm very in tune with flavors And I feel like people usually put too many fucking flavors in things Because it changes the chemistry of how things taste

And then it's like the people want to stack so much shit together And then all of a sudden you have a completely different thing Than what you started off with And it's like you can't even taste the main part of what it was Like say if you're making a burger And then you put fucking seven other layers on top of the burger And I'm like bro you can barely taste the fucking pepper and the salt in the ground beef

and the fucking butter on the bun like it's masked by everything else but people will be like, oh, it's just fucking amazing and I'm like, I'm not saying it's not great or anything but it's just different. Rant over. Hip hop, you're gay. That's a very nice name.

She, Pippin on my Pippa. I live in Orange County, New York. Now, fuck you. There's like an Orange County in every fucking state. man. Because I grew up in Orange County, California, and then I hear like Orange County, Florida, Orange County, New York. And I'm like, man, what is this? No one's original, man. I mean, I know fucking New York, how original, right? Just stealing shit. New Jersey, New Mexico. Fucking America's very inventive, I guess. Sweeney's shower showers and sneakers. I love that. We are

rebranding the snark tank as the spank tank. I like that. That's pretty hot. Maybe slightly above average clit energy. All right, that's, I like that. You know, I'm all about the clit energy, so, you know, keep it up. Keep it up. I appreciate that. Just the hard hard. Star Coffee.

Never made it as a straight. Never made it as a straight man. Only made it as a gay man squealing. That's a good one. I think we should do that song. But it's almost kind of expected, though, to do nickel back in gay. But let's see. That Suicide Squad game fucking ruined any hope of.

of a Wonder Woman game. God, a Wonder Woman game would be awesome, though. Especially, dude, if they made a Wonder Woman game, like that was how the Zach Snatter movie was. Like a World War I Wonder Woman game, it couldn't fail. Because war games always do well,

same things with the movies. Now throw a fucking superhero in the mix, that's a cool-ass game. I'm just saying, you know, maybe that's a little not as much imagination that somebody would want to use, you know, maybe somebody that wants a Wonder Woman game, they would want more than that.

But I think something basic and grounded like that would be fucking awesome. Anyway, my son froze to death in the waste of Ohio by going homeless to pay you fucks. And this is now his memorial, Rip John. Hey, rest in peace, John. I'm going to contact Diddy so we can do a tribute the way that he did to Biggie after he allegedly got Biggie killed. Let's see.

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I actually haven't played Rebirth, remake Rebirth. I'm kind of, I don't know. I have this weird thing where I just want games to fall under $30 and then I'll buy them. and then some just won't because they just refuse, like on PC or whatever. They'll just never go under $30 and then I'll get to the point I'm like, fine, fine. It was like I was waiting for cyberpunk to fall under $30 and it never did. Four fucking years later, never fell under $30 unless you use the GOG launcher that you can get it and the DLC, the Phantom Liberty for like $30 something, which is a great deal.

But I was like, I don't want to use GOG, man. Fuck. Anyway, where was I? Let's see, it's your boy, Shoney D, friendly neighborhood, sex offender, million dollar date rape, Jesus Christ. 3XO and the other Latinos gaining their superpowers after the April 8 eclipse. Nice. The homeless cat that Shane Dawson impregnated. Slurping, stroke, and smoking, joking.

Emoticon that's going like that. Drip M.H. Lord of Homeless Drip. I got my mindset on you by George Harrison. I got my ball sweat on you. See, I love that you guys are doing this. Thank you so much. I really appreciate this.

Zuz Man Milk. There's a lot of songs that I don't know, though, so I guess it doesn't even help it anyway. Like, I probably do know this, but just by reading it fast like this, I can't think of the melody right now. Okay, Obie, won't you blow me? Jackson Vernon. Minus Tech Tips Learning, what the hard arm means. Kremlin to Gremlin. The lunatic is in my ass.

Brain damage. I'm going to steal your bones. Fine. Erectify me. Erectrify my homo cock. Damn, I don't know what that is. Zoo by Denzel furry. So stupid.

Avi. Let Derek read the names, you tyrant. Here I am. I'm reading the names. Now, unfortunately, you know, it's in the circumstance of not the whole crew being here. So I apologize for that. but, you know, I'll, if you guys want me to read the names more, let it be known in questions or comments or anything, and then we can always switch it up. Like, Chris doesn't have to do it all the time.

I'm sure he actually would rather not do it all the time, too. Let's see. Imagine you coming home and Ethan Ralf is here. He says, thought you could talk shit, huh, darky? Then comes on your doorknob. Jesus Christ. I got to tell you, that is a great scenario for me because I feel like him coming on my doorknob would be kind of, considered like assault or attempting to, he attempted to assault me.

So then I get to bounce his head off the fucking concrete. And, uh, but somebody has to record it. I, there's no way I'm going to fight this guy and just let, let it be like not recorded. Because he has so many public scraps. The amount of times gotten beaten up publicly is fascinating. And I would love to contribute to that. God, man. I just, I really do want to do a deep dive on this dude and really kind of show people that, um,

that haven't seen. How amazing this fucking guy is. All right, Wait, Slate 583. A sad guy from Michigan. Finally, I'd like some cum shots. Maybe one of the, maybe one with the camera looking up at you from behind and, wait, looking at you from the ground and one where you come on your belly. That's crazy.

I don't know that's from them. The Papini Bros. presents Master Roshiflow. We smoke in Dino Caps and fine nimbuses, you stupid pieces. shit, that's pretty good. I think somebody should do that, like a Roshi Flo. Oh, I know you guys just did, but I mean like a video. Somebody contact Jogi or some shit. Donk-Tongerson.

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in Chris's head that plays thunder on repeat. That's torture. You got to pay the trolls told again the boys hole, man. Classic fucking, it's always sunny. I've actually missed a couple of seasons. I got to catch up. Gade 6. Alexander the Gaped. I guess that's actually historically accurate, you know? I saw some fucking chud assholes, though, like trying to push back against that, but I'm like, bro, it's, come on. Like, why are you trying to, why are you trying to claim that this dude's not fucking bisexual or he didn't like men or anything. This is ridiculous.

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That's ridiculous. John Strickland. Shout out. I think I saw you on Twitter, not too long ago or something. I missed the old Kanye. Goat of the throat Kanye. Polls in the whole Kanye. Dragon on dance floor, Kanye. Yeah, fair.

Yeah, fair enough. Merck's 1889 came so hard, the rubber fool off screaming like a Saturn missile. The first church of Keith David featuring a crowd of people gang riding on Chris's little slutty nopa. Second church of Keith David featuring being better than the first church of Keith David. Damn, got some competition. P-Raws, Blake 896. A half-black, half-Vietnamese person named Bish niga. That's fucking stupid.

Lost my job at Coles because they caught me playing with their mannequin boobs. I wonder if that's true, though. Like, J. Cole calling himself top three is crazy. Doja Cat had harder bars this year. Damn, dude. Yeah, I mean, Jay Cole is obviously really good. But to me, he's never even seen like someone who's after the throne or something. And it proves it when he fucking had that.

slight milktoes disc track on Kendrick and then immediately apologizes. I'm like, what the fuck even is this? Like bro, no one fucking forced you to go on the studio record to get it mixed and mastered and released. What the fuck even? Like, I don't even understand what that was. I've seen a lot of people kind of giving them props for apologizes, but I'm like, how did you make it through all those steps? It's not like you just pulled out your cell phone and started talking shit and posted and you're like, fuck, I shouldn't have done that. I'm like, new methodically wrote something, went to the studio and recorded it and had people master it and put it out.

That's fucking crazy. Whatever, though. I still like him, but it's just like, what a weirdo. Alaskan oil-filled trash. Texas Tater salad. Drake is the Big Bang Theory of Fram. I actually agree. I don't.

I don't like him as a rapper. I think he should just, as an R&B artist, honestly, I think the best stuff he's ever put out was just him singing. Like 100%. But, you know, you can disagree. It's totally fine. That's just my opinion. Sue Hulk, shout out.

Tickle my ass hairs. Nicky Ziggy shout out. I want to test Chris dyslexia. Oh, we have to wait for him. I want to test Chris dyslexia ginger. So, yeah, we'll have him read that next time. My piss is thick like a gas station, slushy, and Lily chugs it. Fax.

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I don't know how you can get consent, but I guess maybe they wrote in their will to resurrect me, I guess. Ethereum, Bruder, Melfis won, and finally rehabilitated, and back in the saddle with two functioning hands. All right. And then, lastly, as always, the king of haphazard. I love that the king of haphazard is always last. So it's good shit. and with the GIF fucking avatar.

Nice. All right, guys. Thank you so much for watching listening. Next episode, Chris Regan will be back. The boys will be back. And yeah, if you want to get your name read on this again, just go to Snark Tank. It's Patreon at patreon.com slash a Snark Tank.

You can get the real producer level. And you can join the fun. But any level is cool, man. There's a lot of good perks. I would say $5 on up is really the sweet spot if you really want to enjoy all the stuff that we eat the extra stuff that we do. But all guys, take care.

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