The Snark Tank - #222: Sween is DYING

Episode Date: April 15, 2024

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We just found out. We just found out before the show. Very lame, in my opinion, that he's dying, but I mean, you know, it is what it is. Dying for pussy's. Dying for pussy's. Yes.

Kinks has, yeah, it's true. Kinks has gray hair, which means he's obviously on his way out. He's got one foot in the grave. I've also had to. gray since I was 17. So I mean, that's...

You're 17. I don't believe it. I feel like I have a lot of... I have a lot of footage saved up of you. I have like terabytes of footage saved up of you. Dude, if you look, if you actually pay attention to any of the footage, I'll have gray hair throughout all of it. Dude, I have...

My head has been progressively gone gray since then. You can argue that's all you want. You know, it's all you want. My people that know me... Because I've come here right now says I've had gray hair since he's known me. I don't know, bro. Since my whole life, dude... I think about 2013 I've been stalking up, uh, footage.

on you and I've never Well first of all I met you in 2015 So a huge problem Not at your 2016 actually Probably like 16 or 17 or something But huge problem already But I still have footage of you from all the way back Then nonetheless

And don't ask me how I got it but I have it And I did not I've examined you closely I've examined you in the shower While you were wearing sneakers It did not see any grays I'm so afraid. I'm so afraid. I wear sneakers in the shower.

That's such a sad person, man. I love that. You definitely have more gray hair than used to. Like, 100%. Yes, you do. It feels like it. I know that,

I know that, I know that because I've edited you in high definition. And I, and I notice that it's more. It might not be that much more, but it's more, it's, Kingston,

you're telling me that you don't have, it might be more apparent. It might be more apparent at this moment. That's what you're probably saying. A way more apparent at this moment. But I have not had more gray hair for years because I know because every time I get my hair cut and it grows back, I literally check. And it's gray hair in the same like eight or nine places. No, but Kingston, you're telling me that.

I have no gray hair on the sides. I have no gray hair on my face. But I always have gray hair like right here, like right on the top of my head. I've always had it. No, but no, but Kingston, you're telling me that you don't have at least one more singular gray hair than you used to. I don't think I do. I mean, I very well, likely may. You know, you're using the very literal definition of this now. I very likely may have one extra gray hair on my ball.

The literal definition. On your ball. I'm using language as it's intended to be used. There's no like literal. Yes, using the most literal sense now. So, yes, where we can see the conversation is going to be a literal conversation from this moment on. We're not going to switch back the hypotheticals, which you tend to do in conversation. No, but, you literally, yes, I may have one or two more gray hair.

in the last several years of having gray hair. It's not May. You simply must because that's how time works. Some people just gray and they stop because I had a lot because I grade up when I was like, when I worked at Duncan is when I really noticed I was getting gray hair. I was like 19 years old. That's when I really, like, probably noticed. And then I told my grandma and she was like, King said, you've had gray hair since you were like 17.

And I was like, huh? She was like, yeah, you've had gray hair for a while, dude. Yeah, but Kingston, you just said something that's subjective natural. You just said something that's objectively not true. People don't just stop Greg. That's just not true. People don't do that. That literally, Chris,

Yes. Watch any episode of any television show that's been on for like a long and a time. But I have not grade very much in these last like 12 years of me having gray hair. I'm not saying you've grade very much. I'm not saying, but you've grayed more. I guess it's not.

it's not noticeably more. It's noticeably more to me as somebody who's edited high-definition footage of you for many, many years now. Chris, I can tell you, my girlfriend who has been close up on me for the years of our relationship hasn't. I said that my hair has been like this for pretty much. And obviously, yes,

the strands have probably grayed more down to the root. Yes, technically you're right. Maybe one or two have appeared on my back arms, legs or somewhere else. But my hair has not noticeably gotten grayer. This is the first time. you guys are bringing attention to it.

I don't know on the podcast, I don't know why you're being so defensive about it. That's what's so confusing about it. On the podcast, I've mentioned my hair is gray many of times. I mentioned my hair is the fact that I have gray hair. I've had it for years. I don't remember any.

I mean, look, I'm not saying that you don't have, it just, why I even asked, that's why I was saying, is there, is there lint in your hair, or is it gray?

Because it seems way more noticeable now. And what I would say is, I mean, when I'm more stressed, I, there's more gray. I have three grays right now. One on each side and then one right here. And like it's so,

you have to be physically in my presence to notice it. And I'm always wearing a hat so you probably would never see the side one. But I only really noticed them popping out is when I'm like extra stressed, where it's more of a stress thing for me than it just being like genetic. And I'm wondering since I'm noticing it more on you. And so is Chris, obviously. That's why this whole thing's happening. Is there more stress in your life, is the question?

I mean, I've gained more responsibility to my life as I've gotten older, so yes. But when I first got my graze, I was kind of just like, I don't know, I'm trying to smoke weed and fuck girls. So, like, it wasn't really a lot of stress then. I just got graze. What worrying about smoking weed, where you're going to get your weed and where and how you're going to get the girls? Was that stressing you out? Imagine having a- Not really.

It was bothersome. Remember having a panic? Just like, oh, man, where am I going to get my weed? they're freaking out. Where am I going to get my weed? Oh, man. This is like so... Where am I going to get pussy?

You have a full on breakdown. In the middle of my Dunkin' Donuts, I'm working to have a breakdown about getting pussy. Everybody's like, yo, calm down. You'll get pussy. Calm down, dude. I don't have, I don't have gray on my head at all.

I have gray. I have one gray on my beard, but that's it. That I've found. And that's like come and gone randomly. It used to come here all the time and it's stopped. And now I have one in the middle, but you can't see it. It's too, like, blended in.

I have to, I would have to be in my face for you to see it. I don't, I don't, I, I don't fully understand the science of that. I don't understand how a gray hair can just be there and then just decide to not be gray anymore. Yeah. That's, fucking, that's strange. I will say it was weird. So I used to have alopecia when I was in elementary school. And when the hair would be trying to, yeah, yeah.

Well, they would be trying to grow back. It was weird because it would be like a, yeah, thanks guys. It would be like a peach fuzzy thing, but then it would also look kind of gray. So it was weird. Like say when you're an old man, you get kind of grayish hair that's mixed in with your darker hair. And the same thing happens when you're first getting hair too, right? But a lot of that process happens while you're in the womb, I guess. So it was weird seeing that on my fucking, on the back of my head.

And yeah, shout out to what was that bitch name? Jada Smith, right? Is that right? If I saw a kid with Alibisha, I would kick it for sure, I think. I think I would. I would kick an adult. I would like adults should be pushed if they have alopecia, but like kids. I wouldn't touch an adult.

I wouldn't touch an adult. I wouldn't touch me. Adults should be pushed if they have alopecia, just shove an adult. Don't you agree that Jada Pekin Smith should be pushed? Didn't she seem to be pushed? I think Will deserves one free punch on her. I more than agree with that. That's wild.

I think there's one free punch. I think a judge should like, that should be court mandated that she should get at least one good upper cut to the job. If Will wants to, Will gets one free punch. That's what it is. If Will would like to punch her one time, we should be able to do it. That'd be sick as fuck, dude. I feel like he won't, because he's too many, he's too. I feel like he's not that kind of guy.

He's too cucked. He wouldn't do it. He's the most cucked. Dude, have you, he's the most, is he the most cucked, like, famous person? And the way that she wrote memoirs shitting on him. She's done so many things. Red table talks. Just diaring all over this guy.

And he's still, no, no defense. No, he's like, yeah, just, yeah, she's great. You know, her pussy's amazing. And I love her bald fucking head. That's his wife. That's the wife of his children. And I think that's why he's, like, trying to not be rude. But at the same time is like, damn, William.

Isn't there like a fine line, though, between like, like, you, bro. I don't think, I just don't think, I just don't think, I just don't think you should ever engage in disrespecting your child's, your children's mother. God, I so disagree with that. I think that's why you should never engage in. But at the same time, you shouldn't, you shouldn't be getting, he shouldn't be getting treated the way he's getting treated. Right. But at the same time,

you don't, you don't, you just, you don't. You don't know, you think he would, do you think, usually bully stop when you stand up to them, you know? Like, she's being a fucking bully. And like, if you just slap her a little bit, you know, you just slap her a few times, I think she'll probably stop. I don't agree. I don't agree. I actually, I really, you slap her so hard, she starts growing hair. again. You know what I mean? Like maybe she needs a little bit of that. That's fucking crazy. Just awakens the hair follicles because it's such a tense slap. That is outrageous. You know how insane that is? Because that's just

can't happen. That can not happen. That would be to beat up a bald old man he'll have dreads. That's impossible. That's impossible. With Will Smith, anything possible, man. Like he he took all of it. Because it's true, isn't it so obvious that him being mad at Jada, he took it out on Chris Rock? Like, I think that's so obvious. I think it was apparent to everybody. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Like, he knows he's like, he loves, he wish he can turn the rage on her. But I think she would actually murder him.

Like, literally, I think she has the ability of the capacity to, you know, slip something in his drink while you sleep in her. Or, you know what I mean? Well, like, you know how like some people have like a glass of water next to themselves while they're sleeping or whatever? And then she would just put some like, I don't know, alopecia follicles in there or whatever the fuck that is. That's crazy. Drinks in his, his, the insides are stripped away because I think that's how it works. Like say whatever it touches, it just, it strips away anything. And so the alopecia on the head strips away the hair.

And if you put alopecia in the stomach, it'll strip away all the lining and then the acid will eat away all his organs. Do you still trust the corporate media? I know I don't. Get the real facts, the inside story behind the scenes in the Senate and the White House and the U.S. Supreme Court. Subscribe to Verdict with Ted Cruz on the Iheart Radio app by clicking the attached link today. Paid for by Truth Encourage Pack. Not authorized by any candidate or candidates committee. Truth and Couragepack.com.

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That's crazy. That's crazy. Like I'm listening to you because I think it's important to hear people speak, but like, damn. That's crazy. I feel like I can confidently tell this. to a lot of people and they'd be like, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, that's crazy, yeah. Everyone that believes you got to shoot them right afterwards.

You can't let those people have children. You got to just like, I get it. Yeah, you shoot them in the gut. Dude, that's all I thought about, I watched the Alex, the truth versus Alex Jones at HBO documentary. And that is exactly how I feel about the people that Alex Jones convinced. Like, it's so, the, the, it, when you. when it's like packaged to you and really you're so fucking baffled and how you don't even have to

try to convince people you don't have to do anything you just be like no yeah the kids are fake nothing happened and i'm like but literally all the evidence of it happening is there other than just seeing the kids the the kids are fake is such a wild like that is so crazy if you if you really take that statement and boil it down to like what do you say It is truly insane. Because, guys, guys, you have to understand that people can't coordinate. People are, I think people vastly overestimate like the, the cooperative abilities of human beings when engaged in conspiracy theories. Like, I really think we overestimate like our ability to get away with something and like craft a really meaningful and important and consistent narrative.

So the idea that they were like, all right, we're going to pay. like what hundreds of parents to pretend to have had kids and then like how how much okay let's let's entertain this for a second how much money would you accept to go along with something like that for the rest of your life you have to do this i could not do that the rest of your life you have to do this by the way i could not do that like until you die there's see the problem is see that's the thing right there. No amount of money is worth me having to pretend to live a regular life. Like in the way that if these people are actors, if they're all actors. And I feel so bad for one of the parents because he just, what ruined his life was letting out a nervous laughter before

he did a press conference the day after. He wanted to talk about the event and his daughter. He was like, I want to talk about this. And this will be a way for all the fucking vultures that keep harassing him at his at his house, trying to call him, trying to get interviews. He's like, put his press conference out and then I'm going to be done with this shit. And right before he went out, he let out a nervous laughter and then he started doing the thing. And that was the smoking gun proof that he was a fake actor, that he led out a nervous. I was like, dude, the amount of nervous, that's the most normal thing in the world. That breaks my heart.

That breaks my fucking heart, dude. He literally hunted him for over a decade. And he's like, bro, people come up to me. I was in a random city across the state. People were like, you should be fucking ashamed of yourself. I'm like, holy fuck. That's so crazy. That's not worth any amount of money.

That's so weird that because it implies that the people who like, it implies that the people who are angry at him just don't understand how laughter works. They don't understand anything. I feel like giving them that much is too much. I feel like this man, these people, like no one lies about shit like that really often, you know? Like, there was that one family that killed. their daughter and they lied about it. I forgot their names. They were on the South Park. I forgot.

I know you're talking about it. I know you mean. But like there was a balloon. There was a balloon boy people too who had like. That was stupid. That was so stupid. Yeah. I don't. It doesn't. It doesn't. And the idea that you would, you would get that many people in the same vicinity to go along with the exact same story. It's just, it's just so insane. Like, Akum's or Razor is that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They did. Yeah. It's just so silly.

It's like, why would you even, it's, and also I think it's like people have like this really miscalculated idea of how, of how difficult it would be to do something like that. Like, that's the whole thing with 9-11, right? It was like, oh, I was like, well, how could, it must be like, it must be the government because like how could, how could anybody, it must be so difficult to hijack a plane. And it's like, it's not really, not at that point. Not at that time. Yeah.

It's very fucking easy. It is so easy for me at any... Well, that, though, plenty, actually. Like, it's, well, like, a lot of planes are hijacked before 9-11. It's just none of them flew into buildings. Like, I guess, like, how many... Yeah, with that... I guess what I meant with that specific mission.

They have a mission of mine to hijack the plane and fly somewhere specifically, other than just being schizzoes doing crazy shit, you know? Yeah, people can't... I'd be so fucking mad if I was in that plane. Oh, God. I'd be... furious, dude. I would just charge the motherfucker and try to eat them.

Right before you see the plane hit the building, like, God, damn it. Damn it. Damn it. I started hammering the window. The day of, the day of, the day of you're sitting in your chair, you're like, you look at the window, you see the, you see the, you see the, you see the skyline in New York getting like really really close and you're like, oh, damn it, it's 9-11. Damn it. It's, it's 9-11. And then some weird singularity happens.

and it's like, wait, did you just break the timeline? Oh, man. Planes used to be hijacked all the time. Planes used to be hijacked all the time. And what it would happen is like, they would, it would usually be like, you know, take me to fucking Cuba or something or like, take me to fucking Peru. Or like, it would be like, it would be like a redirect is what it would be. And then they would just redirect.

And then they would be like, oh, well, if you, and they would be like, oh, well, if you, and they would be like, if you don't redirect the plane, we'll kill one person in the, in the cabin every, however so often. So now if that happens, by the way, if you're plane somehow miraculously gets hijacked, because now every plane is kind of built specifically with protocols in mind to keep this from happening ever again, which is why I think the security thing is fucking annoying. It's like, let me go through security without taking all my shit off. Like, it's just fucking annoying. The planes are already like perfect, except for Boeing's, which are falling apart out of the sky. Boeings are very bad. You know what's crazy? Oh, wait, wait a way is I? But yeah, one quick thing. They will, if if you're in the cabin and they're killing you, And they're threatening. It's like, hey, we're going to kill one person every time for every 10 minutes until we redirect to fucking wherever the terrorists want to go. Do you still trust the corporate media? I know I don't. Get the real facts, the inside story behind the scenes in the Senate and the White House and the U.S. Supreme Court. Subscribe to verdict with Ted Cruz on the Iheart radio app by clicking the attached link today. Paid for by Truth Encourage Pack. Not authorized by any candidate or candidates committee. Truthancouragepack.com. Today, we're exploring deep in the North American wilderness among names.

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They land prematurely wherever they're going to land. And then cops come in and slaughter you. The swatter you. Because the pilot's door is bulletproof. The pilot's door is bulletproof. You can't get in there. If they don't want you in there, you're not getting in there anymore. Yeah.

I actually don't know. Think of it. I have no idea like the, how the well so was there okay so as far as like the black boxes i know there's something about black boxes couldn't be found or something uh is there a way that they knew because i know some people were i'm trying to think of all the conspiracy theories now it's all starting to swirl in my head of what people had problems with because people were saying oh how come some of them were able to talk on cell phones when that's not usually possible blah blah like i don't fucking

care about all that shit like that is so uh unimportant to me but I know that there's things about what happened. I literally don't know about any of that stuff. Do you know, like, say, exactly how they, the process of hijacking and how they got in the cockpit and took control? Are you guys aware of that? Well, the reality is it's just, I think they had box cutters is what I remember.

I know they're that. The reality is, it's just like before 9-11, it just was not difficult at all. Like any individual, in the same way that- In the same way. In the same way. Yeah, of course. Yeah, but like in the, in the,

How did blood not take his, draw his gun out and just piece him up? Did they know he wasn't? It's not the same. It's not the same. Like, it's everything, everything is different now. Everything. Like, that changed a lot of things, like having air marshals and all this shit. Exactly.

Yeah. And it's, it's just one of these, it's, it's, it's, the, that's crazy. The reality is, it's just as easy to, it is as easy to hijack a plane and derail it as it is for you currently to hijack a bus it really is it is not it is not hard at all I guess hijacking the bus would be infinitely easier what do you mean I mean it's infinitely easier in the sense that like if you're I'll put it this way if you're on a plane

you just stops right right right right but I'm saying what I'm saying is like if you are on a plane it is as easy to hijack that plane as it is to hijack a bus if you are on a bus or as it used to be It used to be. They used to let kids into the cockpit. We were just talking about that in the airplane movie. Where that's based on real shit.

People were just like, oh, yeah, Sonny. While they're, like, grounded, though, was that not while they're, I don't think they're flying when they did that. No, in the air. I remember I did that. I remember I did that when I was like six. Yeah, I did that way. I think it was a flight to Puerto Rico or Florida, one of those two. And I got, that's how I got my wings or whatever.

You remember they used to give you wings? I don't know. When you were a kid, they used to give you like, that's probably not for blacks. It's probably not for blacks. Probably not. Yeah.

They used to give kids. They probably never had a black child to cockpit because he'll learn too much. And he'll try to progress his community. And nobody can't have out of here. Look at here's just learning. It's like, hold on.

Get them out. Get them out. I'm actually curious to say if anybody, if anybody else remembers this when they were kids. Getting like wings. This sounds insane to me. It sounds insane that they let you in a cockpit to me. It does.

saying this right now, my brain is like, are you sure? I swear the party connections. I'm sure he didn't like point a gun. He thought he thought like he had an Asian pilot and he was like, oh, Viet Cong. And then he fucking like was like, boom and he fucking pointed a gun at them.

Blamulties. He had the deagle to this fucking Asian guy's head in a fucking cockpit. Crying. Mr. Mottal, please, please. Bro,

I love the level of trust we used to have. man the level of trust we used to have and just like all this stuff it's it's just it was so light it's so it was easy to like just to get to the gate to get through security at the airport used to be fucking not a big deal that I remember that I remember it being way quicker

to get through sure like security was a breeze I remember that being true the funny thing is there's some airports that are smaller that are virtually how it was back then I would assume because when I go to those giant international airports it's pretty disastrous a lot of times not enough people

and some of them are fucking weird I've been like even me I can't imagine being a hot chick because even me I've been molested a handful of times and I'm like what the fuck is this? I just got I just got molested on my flight back and imagine because you know these guys are scumbags

it comes to the territory you get there's a specific job that requires touching people freaks are going to get that job it's just like oh I get to be fucking in charge of kids I'm going to a youth pastor and fucking rape them. Like, this is what they do. They flock to those jobs.

So, imagine being this hot, big, boobied fucking bitch standing in line. Of course they're getting searched. And of course they're getting fucking touched inoperally. If my bum ass gets touched, I'm like, dude, motherfucker. Oh, sorry, I got to run my fucking hands inside your shorts. And I'm like, can you change your fucking gloves at least, pussy? Like, there's probably crabs all over that shit. And he was annoyed that I even said that.

Like, he's a, I inconvenienced him. Oh, I'm so sorry. that I want you to touch me with gloves they're touching everybody else with you fucking freak God damn man but that's not everybody to be fair I have I have only been checked twice in my life and each time I've been checked

I've had shit on me he doesn't have checked I've had like weed or something on me so like they usually they usually point me out at the right times but like I never get caught you know you know the thing that's crazy though I've definitely a million percent gotten on a plane through security with like something that I definitely shouldn't have.

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like this big as their arm is just in their fucking purse of them out. The sawed off shotguns in my fucking thing. It's like, huh? Oh, God. How many times above? How many times do you remember, like, flying with your parents and your, your dad had, like, you know, some grenades or anything or any, like, you know. You want to say, I don't have parents.

That's true. That's true. Yeah, that's true. I'm talking about, I'm trying to, I'm really, in the way that it's, it is now canon that Lily drinks piss, I really want Chris's dad to be, like. like a fucking war vet with PTSD, but Chris won't accept it. He never noticed any of the PTSD things. He's like, my dad's not weird age people.

He remembers his Asian friend coming across his house. And Chris has his knee on his throat. He's fucking floiding his Asian friend. Your dad's like, don't worry. They can breathe longer than normal humans. Trust me. It's 10 minutes of friends still alive somehow. He's like, oh, yeah.

He's like, look, I told you. I told you. I told you. be home. Via Kong, man. Oh, man. That's good shit. So anybody watching the eclipse?

You guys, anybody and you stare at the sun at all? No, I couldn't get less of a fuck about it. I heard about it. Would you care if it was total? Like in your area? Like, if you were in the, if you're in the path of the total eclipse, would you care? Nah, my dick's too big.

I don't think I just, I don't clips of the sun already. Is that it? Yeah. far too big. I think the thing for me is it's like every time I blink it's an eclipse so like what the fuck do I care if the moon does it?

I mean like the fuck do I get like what do I like what do I? Who cares? That is so magnificently minimizing you know every time I have a bad day it's not loving to me you know like I guess in a way

I have absolutely I have definitely I have definitely had days in my that are worse than 9-11, for sure. Like, for me. That is, for me. That is, for sure. I love that. I love that. That is so awful, but I love it.

That is so frighteningly diminutive of something else happening. No, but like, I don't know. It's the thing to me about the eclipse is like, it's just like, this happens all the time, kind of. So like, well, not that often. Because it happens often enough. Yeah. I mean, but see, this, that's why, I mean, I guess, and here's the argument.

think this is why people are so egotistical where as I've gotten older, I've given less of a fuck about my birthday each year because it happens every year. It doesn't feel like anything special to me. And I don't try to take that away from anybody else to be like they want to celebrate it every day. But I also feel like, well, look at how important people feel this day is compared to something that may happen. Like say in people's area, the next time, say in the certain path that's going to happen, the total eclipse is going to be people, they're going to be dead. They're going to be dead. It's not going to happen in their path anymore as far as the total eclipse. And I feel like that's kind of cool.

But like, you know, if it's not, if the total eclipse isn't in your area and it's just a little piece, like, yeah, I also agree. Like, who gives a flying fuck about that? Because it's not really even, you get to be outside in the middle of the day. And all of a sudden it looks like fucking Dark Souls 3 or some shit, you know, like that might be pretty cool. But barring that, like, oh, get out a piece of paper and you can see the little corner that's cut out on the the fucking shadow amount. I don't fucking care. Yeah, that's the thing.

It's like you can't even really, you can't even look at the, the coolest part of it. Yeah. So to me, I was just like, oh, it's a thing that I can't even really see. So like, you can't even see it out there.

I'd boldly walk out there. I'd stare at it. I'd start at it. That's the thing, that's the thing too. Trump, Trump stared at the eclipse recently. Like in the last,

like, the last eclipse. Yeah, he did. The last eclipse, which was recent enough for President Trump, to stare at it. So to me I'm just thinking like, oh, this kind of happens

like relatively often. So like whatever. Well, there's different kinds of eclipses, that's why. The moon's, I know, in front of the sun plenty of times, but as far as just

a total eclipse is rare and then you only get a little small like, like, if you got to see it started off and say North America, like Mexico, got some of it, Texas and all that, you know, a lot of those shitty areas,

they got it. But the further up north you got, it got like dark, literally. Not the, uh, like it would have been if I would have cared I would have been outside anticipating it if it was going to be total in our area like if we're going to if we're in New York it would have been cool because in New York it got proper dark like it got dark for a few moments and now it wasn't cool yeah but like yeah so I didn't

I completely I didn't notice a goddamn thing I just I looked at a couple of pictures oh my god that's cool I guess but I did like I heard um there because so every time people don't understand how much of most religion and particularly Christianity is based off of fucking pagan lunar shit like say even we're talking about we're talking about Easter recently and how a lot of surprisingly a lot of people who celebrate Easter

or worship whatever it's a pagan day they have no idea how it works and they somehow gaslit themselves in thinking Easter's on March 31st every year just because that's transvisibility Day or whatever, Trans Day of Visibility. And since it fell on the same day this year, they freaked out saying, I can't believe

Biden did this. And I'm like, nigger, Obama was in office when it was a thing. Literally 2009, that's when it happened. And Easter is a different day every fucking year because it's a lunar holiday. People have no idea how any of the shit works. But they're so obsessed with this

lunarship that a bunch of fucking doomsday people said that Jesus was coming back. So what? It was the eighth? So Jesus was coming back, obviously, didn't come back. And this was cool because I got to hear stories of people selling all their shit, maxing out their credit cards, giving out fat tips to other people in like biblical, numerical ways.

Like here's $777 tip, you know, like that. Because obviously they think Jesus coming back and then they're going to be gone. And they're hoping all the heritage will go. It is. It's like, and. That Jewish niggas never coming back. That nigga, if he, if he is real, he's never coming back. Nika, zombies aren't real.

Magic isn't real. Like, I wish it was. Speaking of the Jews, speaking of the Jews, Curbier Enthusiasm's finale, just, they aired the final episode. Curbier and juciasm. What did he do? What do he do this episode? Did he blow off his head?

Did he finally just blow up his head? How big did he go to this episode? Did he say the N-word five times? So like what? No, it's, it's very good. I will say it's a very good. they did a good job bum bump

just it's crazy bum bum bum don't but if you just blow you that's the way

to end the show just blow your head off um just like it doesn't matter the context of the show even like Steve and blues clues

when he left you should have just blew his head off right there on front of the screen if that was just the tradition if that was the tradition of how shows

ended regardless like no matter what no matter what that's the last The last episode of Cheers, the last episode of Seinfeld, the last episode of fucking fairly odd parents, the last episode of Spudgeoff. The last episode of Game of Thrones in the past, someone takes a fucking grand, spanking new, modern shoddy out, and John Snow's like, you know, John Snow's team,

da, nah, nah, nah, nah, and he's like, for the wall. And the whole back of his head jumps off. That's, I would love that. You know that that shit was already ruined, but I would ruin it more. I would have the dragon be like, no, John, don't. Like, I would have the dragon. John, you're wild and chill. And then he blows his own head off.

John, chill, please, my nigger. And he kills himself. Please, my nigger. Dude, I would, would that, okay, would that redeem this season for you? No, Derek. No? Derek, if the dragon drogan, who is black. says my nigger, wait.

And before John Snow airs himself out with a shotgun. A modern day shotgun. I'm like, what? That's crazy. And I always turn this off and go to bed. And then the dragon's like, oh, shit, nigger. Damn, not again. And then it just ends.

And what's it, Dineris is, uh, she's still cooling. She's, that other shit didn't happen. And, uh, yeah, you don't think that would. That being so fucking like just wild. That was so stupid it comes around and it's kind of brilliant. You're like, you know it? All right. It is so crazy how little of Game of Thrones I know, man.

It is. It's good, man. It's wild. How little, like, I don't think I could guess even a fraction of what that show is. Do you, yeah. Do you know who King Joffrey is? I think he's like a, he's like, he's like, He's like a blonde guy that everybody hates, right?

Like, everybody hates him. Okay, it's good. You got that right. I think because he's like gay. Is he gay? Because he's not gay enough. That's actually, you're close. Right.

He wasn't, right. He would only, like, he would only, he would only suck the head. And they're like, you are ignoring the shaft and balls. And they're very upset about him. He only licks the shaft. He doesn't. He doesn't lick into it. But he doesn't.

He only looks to chaff. Hell, you won't. Yeah. He won't gag on it. All I know, all I know is that. it quite the licked. What I know is that, is that Tyrion is really short,

and that's it. That's all I, that is the extent of my Game of Thrones knowledge genuinely sincerely, is that Tyrion is short. And I don't even know if that's 100%. Is Tyrion, what's his face?

Yeah, Tyrion is, um, about, that's all I know. Well, Tyrion is like, I think he's two,

one, I think. He's not two fucking one. Are you out of your mind? Are you out of your fucking mind? Two one is crazy. You understand how two, you ought to set how short two feet is?

My dog, I think, is. My dog is two ones standing up, I think. That's a small dog. No, your dog's not. Your dog's not two one standing up. But two one is really short. Like, that is like crazy. Is that even a newborn?

Your dog's probably like one foot six. Your dog's like one for a six. Two one is like this tall. It's like a fucking newborn baby. Are you insane? Maybe. How, how, how, Two one is like this tall.

How close to the ground? How close to the ground are you sitting where that's this tall? No, from my desk, where my desk is like right here is. I imagine you, I imagine you like laying down on the ground. He did a boy from the floor. Somebody shrink a ruler and put it next to my hands. Maybe I'd say this is about, this is Tyrion Lannister right here. That's not Tyrion, Manist.

It's so crazy. He would stand on people's hands. He would even be like a oompa lupon the hands. He'd be like, loompa. Donneris. I'm going to make a joke right now, and I'm going to get drunk. Al-Lanister always fucks his guest. I think that was their saying, right?

Alanis-A-Lis-South some dick. I don't know. The Lannister's seen. I don't think that's a show I'll ever get to, really. You should really watch it because it is, I think, I think, I think when it's at its peak, it is objectively the best show ever watched in my life, I think. It's good. Like, I think, like, people, like, people that watch Breaking, like, I, Breaking Bad is really good.

But the characters in Game of Thrones are so insanely well. Like, Jamie Lannister is such a good character. It's insane. It's like, this is a really fucking well-written character. This nigga sucks, but he is amazing. He sucks. He's a monster, but he's all, he's very complicated, though. He's also, he was, he was labeled, he didn't even have a chance to not be a monster.

So he leaned into being a monster, like, immediately because of, like, his title of what you know him as in the beginning. And so, like, he kind of leaned into that title. If you know what I'm talking about. And you find out that he, like, he did what he did out of genuine care for the rest of the world. Yeah, like, it was the right thing to do, but he still paid the price and being labeled what he was labeled. It's really, it's why it's so good. Like, him for him by himself, he's worth watching the show, I think, for just Jamie.

For Jamie and early Tyrion, I think they're both worth watching the show. You like soft weeners, incest. Do you still trust the corporate media? I know I don't. Get the real facts, the inside story behind the scenes in the Senate and the White House and the U.S. Supreme Court. Subscribe to Verdict with Ted Cruz on the IHeart Radio app by clicking the attached link today. Paid for by Truth Encourage Pack. Not authorized by any candidate or candidates committee.

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Learn more at ovi.coop and taste the difference. People that are infuriating but in a very well-written way because that's really how, that's when you know you have a good character when you write someone like, this person sucks so bad, and you're like, damn, I'm really drawn into this shit. And that's when I know I'm watching something good or since I didn't read the books before,

when you think you know what's going to happen, it's so good because when you think you know what's going to happen, it's so not, like I remember my jaw dropping at the end of the, I think, well, towards the end of the first season, because what you thought wasn't, you so, you know, I don't want to spoil anything for, so for some people that may watch, If you haven't watched Game with Thrones yet, come on, dude.

Also, come on, I'm sorry. Yeah, I mean. I'm playing anything for you. But if you haven't watched Game with Thrones yet, you got to get to it. At least watch the fucking complete season four and then you can fuck off. Like, at least. What the hell? I would recommend more, but I would say a lot of people kind of checked out after that.

What the hell happened this time? Season 3 is where it changes a lot. Season 3 is where things become very different because I read the books after book 3 and season 3 are like very close. And then at the end of season 3, they're completely different from each other. What happened? Did Georgia R. Martin die or what happened? No. No. I'm just because I'm looking for stuff to, for, I was looking at the reviews for Game of Thrones seasons. And I saw the fallout show. The fallout show is the reviews are out. And it's apparently great. Like everybody. It looked.

Did you not think it was going to be at least pretty good? Well, I mean, it's a video game adaptation. So like, it's always 50-50 with that. We've gotten to the point where those are like, they're not bad anymore. Well, the good thing about Fallout is- We just had Halo, so maybe relax. Right. But I mean, Halo's Halo.

The biggest problem, well, it's already has like, there's such a set lore based on specific people unlike Fallout. That's the great thing about that IP. No, yeah, yeah. I think, I think, it's not that I didn't think the potential of it would be high, because I always thought like a fallout show is actually a good idea. Like, just like that vibe is perfect for a show. But it's whether or not they could actually do it

because many, many video game adaptations are not very good. Even still to this day, like, they're getting better. But, like, we still haven't, I would argue we still haven't had that, like, that Spider-Man 2 or that original X-Man movie for it. I guess you could argue maybe the last of us is the closest it got. But even the last of us to me was just like, okay. That show was great, I think. It's good.

The last of us was really good. You didn't think last of it was a great. I think that was a great show. I honestly, can I say something? Can I say something that's probably like not the nicest thing? To say? And I understand this is like totally mean. Please.

I know what you're going to say already. I wanted. I need it. Yeah. Ellie looks like a goblin. Like she's a creepy looking creature. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. But like it's really, it's super. And it's not. And it's not. And it's not. And I understand. understand that like people are like I've seen it because I've seen this take on on Twitter a couple times right where it's like oh you want the you want the teenager to be hot what's going on it's like

no it's not what I said no we just said not a gobre sum that it's weird that you presume that it's weird that she looks she has a very distinct looking face and it's very distracting when she's portraying a character that already looks a certain way because I cannot see Ellie in that character at all I don't think that that makes the show like horrible by any means it's still a really good show like I think they did a really good I think Pedro Pascal did a great job I think everybody he did a good job. It's just like, it's distracting. If you're a fan of the, uh, it or if you're really hyper aware of the games in a way that say even as much as I love Pedro Pascal, him in that role is kind of funny.

Like when you think of who Joel is and now there's Pedro Pascal, I'm like, it's, it's funny to think about. Can I be, can I be real? But I don't care. I'm sick of them making Pedro Pascal play white men, bro. I don't like it. He's not white. Well, that's what I mean Hispanic roles. Let him be Hispanic. Well, he is white.

Not really. He's not white like you, Chris. He's not. He's a tan Latino man who looks Hispanic. He looks very Hispanic to me. I would not call him white passing. Yeah, at all, even remotely. He's Joel in The Last of Us.

Of course he's white passing. Joel is not as dark as Pedro Pascal is. That's the whole funny thing about it. When I look at Pedro Pascal, I'm like, okay, Joel Miller. Okay. Yeah, that's a Joel Miller right there. Like, yeah, sure, buddy. That name is one, car. That man's niggins name is Juan Carlos, bro. That is not, that is not a. Like, I was racially ambiguous daughter who was clearly part black of some story. I was like, you know, it would have made the fight mad, but I would have to call them Yowell Miller.

I would call him Yowell, dude. I would tell you, I would have made the mad as fucking. I don't give a fuck. Fuck you. Just like they all got mad at the gay, the gay episode. I was like, you, Dude, I want them to have, I want them to flashback to that shit and have them have gay butt sex. I want them to have fucking. I have to say, I'm looking, can I say, hold on, hold on, huh, huh, I'm looking at, I'm looking at pictures of, uh, of Pedro Pascal. Motherfucker is, he, he, he, this is a white person. You're crazy, dude. I do not think he's white as I am.

Oh, that's crazy. Look at the fucking photo. He's as white as I am. He might even be paler, actually. He's not, Chris. This is crazy. You guys have, look at photos. You guys have, look at photos of this bed.

Your skin complexion. very similar but when I look at this man's face I'm like oh yeah this guy's from fucking Latin America 100% 100% this is not a fucking

Anglo fucking Caucasian like this I don't see that at all in this guy No obvious right right but that's still like that doesn't mean he's not a white person I understand what you mean by technicality Chris but I would never look at Pedro Pascal and confuse him for a Caucasian man That's what I mean we call when you say white passing it's like It's like, like, I've heard Hassan make that argument, too, where he considers himself a white person. But when I look at Hassan, I'm like, I can tell this guy is not Caucasian, even though his skin is so light, he would consider himself white passing.

I just disagree with, I guess, what they would consider white passing. Because to me, I'm like, if you have, when we call ethnic features, you're not white. I agree with Derek and that. Where, like, people say, like, they're white, right? Like, Lily's brother says he's white. That is a fucking Mexican. What a traitor. That niggas a Mexican

I don't know why Like I don't know Even Lily's dad Lily's dad is very pale But that is a fucking Sofrito eating Fucking bean nigger dog That is a Mexican man

And people say like Oh this person is white sometimes And I'm like At most for you I could say Chris You could potentially pass For a white man Like genuinely

But a lot of people That say they're white Like no you're not But then there was They're not a European person You're a Sorry, go ahead. Oh, sorry, I get you in.

No, I was, I was like, I was going to let you finish. But Chris, you were, you had some pictures. I think you didn't have your glasses on. It was before you were boxing. And I was like, oh, look at that dirty, filthy fucking, this ethnic. The glasses shrink my eyes to white people eyes. That is true. A white people.

Yeah, it was interesting. I was like, what that was like, that's clearly a fucking not a white guy. It was weird. But when I'm looking at you right now, I'm like, oh, yeah, that's some fucking nerd that reads comics, obviously. It's some white nerdy boy that fuck, you know, I got it. Some white nerdy boy. It's really, so fucking diminutive. Look, you can do a little, little dirty, nerdy white man.

Whiteness is like, I don't want to get that conversation, but like, look, look, all my white niggins. You're going to make them mad. Stop. Yeah, stop. You got to make them mad. All my white people, I, obviously, I married one of the whitest people on this planet. So, obviously, I have no problem with whiteness. White people, can you do me a favor

And remember what you guys did Remember what you guys did Right remember everything you guys did Remember everything you guys did Don't forget what you guys did to this All right You did this to all of us You did this

Fuck of my reprimper I've actually turned I've I have come around I want reparations I've come around I've been convinced Like as I've studied history more and more Because I used to be like this I used to be like my French teacher

Madame Chaloa She's a Japanese and she was in the internment camps When she was a little kid And so she was like Wow Wow So she got a check She got reparations

But she didn't spend it Because she was like You know I didn't suffer I literally didn't even notice I was in the camp I was so little Like she was like four or something

And her parents Chilled her from the From the all the fuck The fuckery And so she's like I don't feel right But so that's how she feels She's like

She's like It's like that's what she feels And And that makes That makes total It's like when you're Three years old And you're like

Yeah I saw a 9-11 It's like No Well you did But here's the thing. I've come around historically and like really learning and how bad, you know, historically people that look like me or Kingston have just, even Black Wall Street being burned. What I thought I'm like, I was like, all right, all right.

You know what? Give me some fucking money, bro. Give me all the money. Like at first stage you'd be like, I didn't, I didn't experience any of this shit. But I'm just like, nigger. I want some fucking money now, dude. I think it's just me being tired, though, really. I think this is what it comes down to.

Like, I'm just tired. I'm tired. You know what, dude, give me my fucking money. For me, I understand the argument of, like, people that are wanting reparations,

right? Like, I get it. As a Native American, I feel like, yo, give me a fucking house. Hey,

that's what I'm saying, dude. Yo, where's my house? I fall into pretty much every ethnic, and every fucked over ethnic group, unfortunately,

which is really sad. It makes me really, really, really. I just feel, I'm not Jewish. I'm not. That's it.

That's the only one. And then another, they got the best off. And they were, you know what? It's there, they got, they, it's so funny because like all the, there's so many conspiracy theories about Jewish people. And it's, it's literally just, it's literally just the fact that like, they're probably

like one of the few groups that has like a community, like a community in the way that they have it. That is, that is one of, they really help each other. Even, they'll complain about it endlessly. But like, they will help each other genuinely. And it's like, damn, I hear that shit all the time. Do not do that at all. What happened to this, right?

We do not help each other at all. What happened to this right? Jewish people have a old religion. They have a very old religion and culture behind them. So they have a lot of backing that Hispanic people are like, Latin Americans are like less than a thousand years old. You know, like they're fucking a new group of people. You know, like African Americans are just extreme expats to the fucking Americas.

Like, we don't have the foundation that the Jewish people have. So, like, when people are like, oh, do you tell them like, yeah, because they're a much older group of people. They were able to grow themselves as a people. We didn't get hooked up. People just haven't been able to. And the thing is when we started doing better historically, you start looking, like, I mentioned Black Wall Street, which is something I was not aware of growing up. You know, me getting older, learning about Black Wall Street. I was just like, that kind of made you feel like, damn, we tried.

We tried And so this is when I started You know feeling a little bit different about things We're like You know what man I'm gonna give me money That's a fine Wall Street you have there

That's a fine Wall Street can have there What if we burn it all down And put crack in your babies Put cracking your babies Like the slings Like the natives dude You know slings shod and crack Into babies is crazy

Baby's mouths, bro. You make them laugh and then, bam. You're addicted. That's how they got them. The baby gets the shakes. Unmarked fucking black vehicles driving around with fucking slingshots. Sling shutting babies. Looking for laughing babies to then slingshot crack into the mouth.

Bro, one of the agents had jingling keys and then the other one had the slingshot. So they just Yeah, yeah Bam Do you think Do you think that They had There must have been like a crack

There must have been like a crack force Right? There was a Literally The crack force The ACF The American crack force Or something

That's actually real They disbanded it though And then it turned it to the CIA Yeah Yeah It turned into the CIA Which they brought in Osama bin Laden

Remember they brought Osama bin Laden After They turned it to CIA That's true Yeah, exactly. We should get to questions. You're rambling about it.

With the crack force now. Did anything, by the way, did anything happen? I feel like nothing really happened. Nothing. Nothing interested me even slightly. I think, I think, no, literally nothing. Nothing. Nothing at all.

Yeah. Do we talk about smiling friends? Jake, that's it. We mentioned smiling friends. Yeah, there we mentioned it. Jay Cole died, of course. Rest in peace, Jay Cole. Jay Cole was so embarrassed he died.

He's, uh, his, um, wait, Monopoly, wait, what did you say? Oh, it says Monopoly movie. I don't, it just trending. I don't, I'm not watching that. Um, is that real? I, I told Drew. Apparently.

Yeah, but you mentioned it? You say a lot of things. You, you said, Monopoly movie in the works from Bargo, Robbie and Lionsgate. What? Who's she going to play? Margo. What? I hope she plays the...

Oh, right. This is the whole... They're doing that. Aren't they going to try to do that Mattel Empire or something? The Hasbrovers? Hasbro, whatever the fuck. Yeah, whatever it is.

The Hasbro... Whatever. They have to fight the Transformers at the end. It's going to be funny. Dude, that would be sick if that Hasbrovers. I want to see... What bothers me right now is I want to see... They put...

So they put the G.I. Joe's in the starting up and at the end of the NASS Transformers movie. I wish they did the Power Rangers instead of the fucking Joe's. Well, Power Rangers aren't toys. That 27 movie was so fucking trash. I just don't know.

I never saw it. I never watched. I never wrote myself to see it. Oh, dude, dude, you are, you are. If you're a Power Rangers fan like I am, you're lucky. Because that movie, I heard people like that movie actually. I think that movie eventually killed the Green Ranger Jason, David Frank. I think that movie was so bad that he just couldn't take it and he finally killed

himself a couple years ago. Am I misremember? I thought people like. to that movie, the Power Rangers. I never saw it. So here's the thing. I don't know any... So I think in the same way as you know how there's a lot of diehard Star Wars fans or any fandom that would like anything that comes out.

That makes sense. Like they don't care of the quality of it. I think it's that because as someone who really enjoys the 95 Power Rangers movie, just like... I think that movie is so fucking fun. Yeah. Seekers a U's such a good fucking movie. Dude, that movie is so fucking fun. The choreography is dope.

The fucking suits are dope, dude. Like, they started selling those toys at McDonald's or with the, you know, the Happy Meals. They were so cool. I was like, here's an upgrade. The clan outfits? I love them, bro. It was so good. The ninja shit, dude.

I love the clan outfits. That's what my favorite thing. They became, especially Tommy. He was just straight up literally of like a Ku Klux Klan ninja. I thought that, like, when I first saw the Ku Klutz Klan clan, I, I, genuinely for real thought they were Power Rangers. That is how innocent my little

mind was. Because I was like, oh, they looked like the Ninja Rangers. That is fucking outrageous. Because they do, they look like them. They really do. Except for the hats, their hats are pointing. They're not, yeah. They're not pointy, but I know what you mean. It's very reminiscent.

Even literally the embroilments on them are similar. You're wilding right now. It does. You're crazy. It's not that close, but I'm going to put up the Red Ninja Ranger and I'll put up a Grand Wizard right now. They're going to be like, damn, okay. Yeah, yeah, that's okay. That's the title of this episode, Red Ranger or Grand Wizard?

And then you just got, you got to, which one's which? And see, I don't know, some people might get that wrong. Actually, you're probably right. It's probably close enough to some people would be like, I'm not sure. Especially for a fucking six-year-old. Oh, man. But yeah, yeah. The 2017 Pirates movie was fucking ass.

And that really bummed me out. Everything about it sucked. Everything. Goldauer was ass. Yeah, what do you got? Goldauer was so bad. I saw, I saw images when I was like, this is bad. Before we move on to questions.

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Because it is technically somebody wrote in about it, but I think we should mention it. Hayden Glass wrote it and he says, how do you guys feel about J. Cole sampling a Meat Canyon video? He sampled Wabbit season, which includes the voices of Meat Canyon, Brock Baker, and y'all's friend Mick,

uh, Rice Pirate Lauer. Crazy shit. I heard about this and it blew my fucking mind. So here's the real question. Why? Here's the question. The person that,

sampled the beat were they I'm sure the person that sampled the beat was aware of that of Meat Canyon was anybody else that worked on that show

on that song aware like was Jay Cole aware that that wasn't from an actual Looney Tunes you know because like it's literally just the beginning saying be very very quiet we're hunting Wabbits or whatever

I'm hunting Wabbits which sounds like it can just be from a regular Looney Tunes you know right anyone that had Elmer Fudd in it So is Jake Cole or anybody? Mick is, what to call it? Mick is sampled at the middle, towards the end of the song, right?

He's, yeah, a minute and 50 seconds in. Yeah, yeah. He's like, I believe in your son. A minute and 51 seconds in, he's, he's in there. Okay, okay. This is so crazy. I actually didn't know about that. Elmer Fudd is Brock Baker in the beginning.

That's Brock Baker in the beginning. Right, 100%. Yeah. And at the middle point, it's straight up just mixed voice. And I was like, ew, I know this guy. Okay, the sun part. I didn't know that. Okay, I didn't even, because I didn't listen to the

song. I listened to the beginning just to verify it and I was like oh it's crazy and then I they just fucked up because I didn't care. It's a good song too honestly. I was like Jesus Christ it's just that whole situation is fucking funny because like So that's crazy. Look people are like shitting on J. Cole right because

it's like it's just beef it's the nature of beef but it's like he's just like I did that shit because everybody told me to do it and I think I didn't want to I think it's a bitch for that I really Why is he a bitch for that? Oh easily easily because I understand people say recording an Instagram story or something or going live and saying some shit and they're like fuck I didn't mean all that I'm sorry but going writing going to the studio having shit mixed and mastered and dropping it and then coming on and be like I didn't want to do that like are you fucking kidding me bro I think that's really stupid I think that's really dumb dumb as fucking thing happens I think what happens is this right people everyone we are we get I know I've definitely got into fights because I've been riled up before

You know, like I didn't want to do it. I had, you know, I had some inclination to do it. But like, you know, I got riled up and I did something I didn't want to do, right? He's not music artists, right? This guy, this, um, Kendrick just came for him, right? And I got understand how Jigel can feel offended because J. Cole does deserve accolades, which I feel like he doesn't get very often as being a very talented artist. He's also not like trying to get, because ego is, it's all about like, oh, you're like, say, we know.

ego makes being the best, like say me, no one would ever consider to me the best in anything because I'm not trying to claim it. You know what I'm saying? And like say in a way that people that have tried to claim it have a better time of them being considered the best because they're in the conversation, people are talking to them a lot.

Just like say, like, we talk about NBA or something. Tim Duncan gets like not in a conversation at all because he's so quiet and so unassuming. But he's one of the best fucking players ever. You know what I mean? In that way. I agree. I would call like Tim Duncan like a Jay Cole in that way.

But the thing is that so what happened is people are in his ear, right? The competitive nature, everything like that, his other rapping friends, all they were like, yo, you know, you got to see something. What are you going to do, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then he goes and he records, right? And he records one song that is definitely a dig at Kendrick, which is not even that, it's not even a disrespectful of a song because Cole, what Kendrick said was like, there's no big deal, there's just me.

I'm smoking to everybody else, blah, blah, blah, I'm better than you, right? And then he went and he put his thing out. And he was like, I'm going to insult his books of art. And he's like, how could I insult these? These are very good pieces of music. And he's because, you know, you calm down and you take your moments after you do something when you go and you get heated. And he looked back at me and was just like, I don't mean the shit. This is fucking stupid.

And he was, and he's public enough to be like, I said some shit I didn't really agree with. How did you make it to? You know how you said like you've gotten riled up and done things you didn't want to do in a way? But imagine this. Imagine you and somebody else is having some street beef. And you're like, you're. You're mad enough to the point that you want to throw blows. But what you do is you go home, you wrap up your hands, you get your gloves laced up.

You fucking start warming up. And then you come back and then fight and be like, damn, why did I do that? You know what I'm saying? You went through this whole fucking process. That happens, though. That is stupid. You go and you start your fight. You fight somebody.

And then afterwards, you're like, I really didn't do that. Are you literally not listening to me? What the, so you've, you've, you've laced up your gloves. You've fucking fought somebody. You've gotten completely ready. It's literally going back. back, preparing to fight, going, getting into the fight, and then after the fight's over, you're like, I didn't need to do this.

I've never done that. That's stupid as hell. The reason why I get into a fight right then and there is because my adrenaline's pumped up. By the time I've left, I have completely, my energy is gone. I don't give a fuck anymore. But the time you're leaving, to go away, right? And you'd probably be able to calm yourself down. There are people still in your ear telling you what you have to do, what you should be doing.

That's your fucking fault. In the same way I would call Jay Colette, Dumb. me, I'd call somebody else a dummy for doing that. Where you've had time to calm down and then you still were wilding and then after it happened, now you want to play victim? Like, oh, man. I just don't like, bitch. I mean, it's no victim.

He's not playing victim. It's totally. It's, it's, I want, he's saying this shit because he wants people to feel sorry for him instead of just owning up to it. I think he just doesn't agree what he did. He's like, I made a mistake that's not, I'm not acting like myself. I just don't consider that a mistake. That amount of time of doing something, I don't consider that a mistake. I mean, I think that's a, it's calculated.

I think that's really hyperbolic, Derek. I don't think that's hyperbolic at all. I think it's him making a decision that he did something he did not feel he should have done. And he's openly being like, I did something. I don't think I should have done. I think I think I think. In the same way where like say, you know, a lot of people have encounters, sexual encounters that after it's over, they're like, ah, I shouldn't have done that. I totally understand that.

But I still feel like in the same vein, yeah, but just still remember. Do you still trust the corporate media? I know I don't. Get the real facts, the inside story behind the scenes in the Senate and the White House and the U.S. Supreme Court. Subscribe to Verdict with Ted Cruz on the IHeart Radio app by clicking the attached link today. Paid for by Truth Encourage Pack. Not authorized by any candidate or candidates committee. Truth and Couragepack.com. So what do this animal and this animal and this animal have in common? They all live on an organic valley farm. Organic Valley dairy comes from small organic family farms that protect the land and the plants and animals.

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Yeah, 100%. So in the same vein, I am not giving you slack and being like, oh, you regret what happened all that time before and all the lead up beforehand. And so, like, take responsibility for being a fucking dummy in that way.

100% I agree and I don't He has to take responsibility for it He's not trying to like say other people That he other people made him do it He still made the decision you know Yeah I just like it's like you were saying that You were saying that the fucking The because everybody wants him to do it

That's he gave him to peer pressure And I'm just like he did Because that happens But over a long process of time This wasn't just an instant reaction It was two weeks It was two weeks of people on his ass And then he was like

I made an album and I'm like Oh man I shouldn't have probably shouldn't put that out. That's crazy. That's crazy. I don't think that's crazy. I think that's crazy. I think that's crazy. I think it's crazy. No, not at all. Because it happens to everybody. It doesn't have, it does not happen to me. I don't do shit. You're perfect. I'm sorry. I'm not perfect. Derek, you fell from you fell from the skies in a cradle of white. You're strong manning. You're strong manning. Why can't you have a regular conversation without strong manning? That is not perfection, dummy. I just don't fucking methodically do something for a long time and then be like,

oh, I regret doing this shit. It's like if I've had a long time to think about something, it's like, say, putting out a tweet or something. If I'm thinking about it for too long, I'm like, bro, what am I doing? And then I just stop versus me being mad and then doing it right away. And then I'm like, fuck, what have I done? I can't believe I did that. I think this has more context to me.

That had so much more. And I think it's even worse because it's just a lot of time to think about it, to reflect on it, to really be like, is this something that I really want to do? I don't want to do this. Having this back and forth with yourself. sounds like you really don't want to do it. No one's forcing you to go in the booth, record the shit, have it mixed and mastered and dropped.

That is such a long process and so much time for you to be like, nah, let's not do this. It's crazy. But you've never, you've never been like, you've never been like, hey, all right, uh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna do something stupid, right?

Like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna beat my dick into the sink, you know? Cause I gotta, I gotta get my nut off, right? And then more than halfway through, back into the sink, you start coming, you're like, dang, I really drenched this whole sink full of gum. I shouldn't have done that. You're looking at this sink, clogged sink full of cum. So here's the way that I would, I really blasted this whole sink up. Listen, in that scenario, hold on, hold on, hold on.

In that scenario, this is the way that I would preface this scenario. If I was driving from home from work, gridlocked, and I just kept thinking, man, I can't wait. I can't wait to bust in the sink. But then I'm also having thoughts up like, oh, man, I probably shouldn't. That's probably a bad idea. And then fucking an hour later you get home and then you bust in the sink. And then you're like, oh, and it's like, you had plenty of time to think about it. Let me prove it.

Let me prove it. You're like, oh, man, I know that my nut is really clumpy and it tends to clog the sink up. But I really, really love busting in the sink. There's something about coming in the sink that makes me really happy. Alright, let's move on And then you get there Yeah Yeah

You come in a seat You know what you like Let's get that My six more questions And then you explain To the plumber Dude I

The plumber looks at you It's disgust All right Let's go Let's move on This is all you You did this It's kind of impressive

Bro Some other questions I didn't even mad Rest in peace J Cole Rest in peace Jake Cole I like his

clothes or whatever that's Jay Crew I'm thinking of something else Jake Cole's He owns Coles He does not It's not supposed to say me at all He's not supposed to say me at all

Do you know who Jake Cole is? That's why he made that That song It's for Coles cash Yeah Chris do you know who Jay Cole is Can you play him out of a group In a group

James Jackoff Coles I know who Jay Cole is Yeah He's way more recognizable Well now with his fucking hair I was simply making a little joke is what I was doing I was wondering if you'd point him out

You don't know many rappers I feel like Jay Cole looks I feel like Jay Cole looks vaguely I mean outside of Jay Z who looks very distinct I think Joe Cole looks pretty distinct You know Because of his dreads That is the nicest thing you've ever said

Like That is the nice thing you've been rude before Looks distinct That is a very nice way Yeah that's very nice I like that Yeah he's a distinct looking person.

Only he looks like him, you know? Yeah. He's the only human to ever look like him. That is true. The fact that he married Beyonce knows makes me so mad. It is. He married. Beyonce and cheated on her, bro.

I hate this planet. Jayze looks, Jayzie looks like he should be floating around Crash Bandit Gute. That's crazy, dude. Let's move on. Let's, uh, okay, so Demon Days and Discovery, Daft Punk are some of the best and most influential albums of the 2000s, prove me wrong. That's his name.

It's his name, by the way. Maybe. Yeah, probably. I don't know what influential. I don't know what influential. I think. Probably because of Kanye, is that what you're saying? I don't know.

I would have to think about that. Demon days is the one he copied stronger, right? I would have to think about it because I really don't have that information on top of my head. I wouldn't say it's, I wouldn't say they're the most influential albums. I would say that they're some of the most, they're some of the biggest ones for sure. But like influential implies that they have like, I would say, I would say how could you argue? How could you, how?

I feel like that's only, I think that's only, I think that was like so many, there was so much like. Do you still trust the corporate media? I know I don't. Get the real facts. The inside story behind the scenes in the Senate and the White House and the U.S. Supreme Court. Subscribe to verdict with Ted Cruz on the Iheart radio app by clicking the attached link today.

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That kind of music, it was light, but it wasn't like super like on Billboard during like that at that time. I'm not necessarily saying on Billboard. I'm saying as a fact of like these have stood the test of time, which is different. I agree with that. Which isn't necessarily one in one with influential.

I feel like influential needs like a lot. there needs to be a lot more coming out of daft punk to for the for it to i don't know that's whatever that's his name that's not the that's not the point that he says good right daff spunk or cunt he says good tidings hard of the paint objectively and sweenes swing this is crazy this is this is fucking crazy swines is the worst one by far please stop bringing the rest of us black folks down and expand your vocabulary you thick-lipped bug-eyed nappy-headed chileaded Chimp. Jesus.

I got to fight you, bro. You got to tell me who you are so I can fight you. I have to fight you. What is your ad on Twitter so I can look at your profile and tear you down as a person? You better have pictures. You better have pictures. You better not be no pussy and say just like that

and not let me clap back at you. Yeah, you can't. His profile picture on Patreon is his big kingpin from Spider-Ver's. Oh, from Spider-Ver's. That's all we got. But so. bitch, I'm going to get you.

But so, listen, so hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, it goes on, this is funny. He says, as requested, an update. Now, he changed his name, so you might not remember who this is, but he says, I came clean to my girlfriend about the sound of semen shortly after posting that question. I was miraculously saved by her generous sense of humor, though she swore revenge against me and I will forever live in paranoia as a result. This is perfect. See, like, you, you, you, you, you. I was just about to say this thing is going to fuck. I was just about to say you're going to fuck her.

Listen, listen, you have to lock this person. You have to lock this person down. You have to lock this person down. Because that, she embarrassed herself in front of a room of her peers. And she forgave you. That's no, that's not, that's not nothing. If I've learned anything in my life, it's like you lock those people down. All right.

Yeah. You get them. So congrats on that. You didn't get attacked. I'm not. We're going to get, we're going to get in contact with her. I think he got lucky because he was able to laugh it off,

but at the same time, that's true. It's like maybe like not lie. You know, maybe like tell a joke and be like, ha ha ha, I'm kidding right afterwards when you know. Yeah.

Yeah. Same day. Same day. Two months later, it was a joke. Yeah, don't do it again. Because now I don't,

because if I was in your girlfriend's class, I'm like, oh, this bitch is a retard. Yeah. That would be for, To be fair, they probably already... To be fair, they probably already knew that. You know what I mean?

This can't be like the only instance like she did something like insanely stupid. You know what I mean? I feel bad because I don't know your girlfriend. I'll make it fun of her. We don't know her at all. Anyway, she has good to be humor. She's got to know everything's cool,

but yeah, we're coming for your boy. That's facts. He's right. He writes further. He writes further. There's more. There's more elements to this. This is a hefty question.

He's getting his value. He's getting his dollar value for this. He says, while I've got your attention, I work as a game developer, and while we were hanging out, a programmer friend of mine that's never seen this show got dangerously high and coincidentally pitched gangst a quest to me for four straight hours. Well, we have plenty of ideas such as homeless class that deals fentanyl-based grit damage. I warned I wanted to request. Sweden and Derek. I think that's a fucking amazing, by the way.

I wanted to request Sweden and Derek get together and shit. You don't think that there should be at least one addict in Gangsta Quest? Yeah, but it should be a homeless class. So here's a thing. I didn't.

The addict class. Real quick, the way that Gangsta Quest was set up was very simple. There wasn't the only goons in that game, in old school goons. Like, I hate the new term

ruins goons for me now. Yeah, it's a shame. It's a shame. People were thinking of like people jacking. off like crazy. Chronic masturbating. So the only goons

that were going to be in it, because it was basically the main character was going to be like CJ, and he was going to be back in time and medieval times. And the only other goons that were going to be in there

was when you would summon them, like a Final Fantasy summons. So you would have maybe like a drive-by summon. So there wasn't going to be like a class of like homeless people and like all these black fucking. Yeah,

it was going to be shit like that. Not like so old fits and all. You do your thing. Wave your hand. Niggins. And then they had to swing by they shoot up the block for you. Like it was, we, I have the whole thing like, well, I have a 40 minute podcast that I did with

my friend of us talking it out. I need to unearth it and to hear all the ins and outs of it, but I. So would it be more like, uh, uh, see, when you pitched it to, when I, when we had this conversation before, I felt like it was more similar to Skyrim. When you were pitching. So this is what I wanted. I wanted a mixture of Skyrim and, and, uh, oh my God, uh, San Andreas. Final Fantasy.

So basically. but the Final Fantasy just is stealing things from other stuff, right? So like I wanted to steal the summons from Final Fantasy but not have it be but you could say

oh more like Final Fantasy in the more open world sense of like a 15 or something but the idea of it So you're thinking he's thinking more dragons dogma meets niggas

you're thinking more Skyrim's quest nature but it's just niggas so I had the whole the whole thing was plotted out with like long story short failed army guy Right? This army nigga. He's dishonorably discharged. He wasn't dishonored, but he was just an average fucking whatever. He's a part of the Crips, whatever the fuck. Or it could be a fake made-up thing that's like the Crips, you know? Long story short, in the fucking medieval time that's going on, it's in danger. The wizard sucks dick of that time. He sees the king's going crazy. And he's like, I need to stop him. And he's gaining too much power. I'm going to summons the most like a powerful warrior from the future that should have like so much infinite knowledge.

and should be able to easily thwart this nigger. But then his shitty magic just summons that guy. Just this average, and this way has to deal with him. So he summons this average dude that's an okay shooter who understands guns and a little bit of stuff. So then he gets magic. And he also just gets with the help of blacksmith. And then he gets guns. He meets people from that time.

So he's going to have some like medieval people that are going to start learning how to do some hood shit. But like, and then like he gets. it's the magic which it was able to summon his niggas, like as like a drive-by or something like that. It was going to be something like that where the whole idea is- How much magic are we talking? How much magic are we talking? Well, I was thinking of it in a sense that how like how you have magic in Skyrim

where it's like you have a meter like, you know, that does replenish. And then I was thinking of maybe something that is a little bit different like that needs to be like focus in Dragon Age's Inquisition where it's like here's your main attack, like your biggest thing that would be like a summons. So it's like you have this focus meter that builds up over time. something like that. And it was going to be pretty simple. Like how, how, how, what, what are the, how high fantasy are we going?

Like, are there dragons and shit? I want, absolutely. If there's wizards, there's dragons. Like 100%. Like 100% there's dragons. Yeah. So, like, we got to go. We got to go, how, what is, we got to figure out what is the cap of the magic possible?

Because if this nigga goes back to earth with magic afterwards, the world's over. He's going to go back He's going to be like, oh yeah, guys Look what I learned I was gone for three weeks Look what I learned He just summons a fucking meteor The sequel

The sequel in So there are actually Okay, you know what I'm I'm misremembering something So I did remember one part When he tried to go So kind of like in the same vein And I'll wrap this up real fast

Because maybe we should Completely Map this out of an extra ammo But I'll wrap this up real quick When he thinks he destroyed everything he thought he did everything and he tries going home this is like in the middle of the game with a twist

actually what happens he ends up summoning more people like vatos and shit like that and then they start taking over garrisons so now that like the king is not the main boss we thought he was and then it turns out that they need to clean up the area with all these other like factions

that start rising up and taking advantage of the magic in the area and that's like the second half of the game and so it becomes a whole thing of like learning the responsibility of math and all this other shit and then kind of taking that to the future and being like I can't use it for bad but we can also rework that we can shop this and literally I I want this to be real like I want

to at some point invest in this because I know this would be a fucking hit even if it was just like 8 bit like Sprite shit feels like some old maybe not 8 bit but like you know fucking 24 yeah like um yeah it feels like some I think it would be a fucking hit I think like selling on Steam for like 20 bucks kind of a thing. That sounds cool. I play the shit out of this game.

It's just taking it to the right people, I guess. I've never tried to shop it, really. Oh, yeah. Not enough fentanyl shit, man. That shit is, I hate when people start getting like, ah, let's do all these like, let's put crack in it and shit. I'm like, shut the fuck up, man. No, you should, dude.

You should. Yeah, okay. Yeah, let's just make it. See, I was thinking of it like Final Fantasy where it's like you would do poison damage and it would be like a fentanyl. It would be fit. But, I mean, so I don't, it would be the only, so. Do you still trust the corporate media?

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evil chemicals like that shit or there's a healing potion but you pick it up and it's like a deep it's like fake or whatever like you come across like this is raw thing it's this rough end I'm okay with that that's fine that's fine if it's just pure negative effects from yeah class is too much a class is too much

yeah fair enough fair enough all right stain go Jenkins wrote in he says go got to got to double dip here. On episode 220, you started talking about Geiger counters. Through means that

I am unable to disclose, I was able to get one. Wild story. Later, I became concerned with the water quality in my parents' house. I insisted on a water test and found the uranium levels were eight times greater than the acceptable amount. They bought a filtration system, so now it's fine.

One day, there needs to be better connected issues between these sentences, but I'll give you a pass. One day I take the Geiger counter to one of the bathrooms I've been using since childhood and the counter starts screaming the moment I bring it close to the toilet. I am now waiting for the ass cancer to consume me.

That's scary as fuck. So that is basically what you were saying. It's exactly what I was saying. It's exactly what I'm talking about. Yeah, being paranoid about that happening or something. That's why I could never... I would simply rather sit in an irradiated room and not know it.

Then be forced to like, oh, man. man, now I have a Geiger counter and now I know. Now it's on me to leave and figure this shit out. Too much. Yeah, that is true. That would fuck my night up, bro. That fuck my week up. It's definitely something that I feel like I'd have to...

It makes me feel like I should do a better job at just trying to protect my body from certain elements. Certain things that you always hear... Like, I know... Speaking of it's funny, I just watched that Alex Jones documentary. And I remember he was one of those people that would sell potassium iodide because when Fukushima exploded, like, and he was like, oh, the radiation has hit the Pacific Bay. You guys got to take potassium iodide to protect your thyroid. And I was like, what? What's happening?

And then so I just looked it up real fast on Google, not Google on YouTube. And funny enough, what was his name, Thunderfoot? That guy came up and he was like doing the science. And he was like, no, no. He was like, no, no. It's fine. It's not blowing up. And then it was exposed on the documentary.

His people were going out to the Pacific, going to like San Francisco and shit and testing the water, testing the coast. And all the Geigerers were coming back normal. And they were reporting it normal. And then Alex Jones was furious. He was so pissed that it wasn't it. Like, and the readers were higher because obviously he couldn't make any sales off of that. But I'm sure he still made sales anyway. I'm sure he still figured out of way.

Jones. Dude, it's crazy. I was like, it's fucking crazy of that how rich you, you can just get off and just saying whatever. It literally doesn't have to be

even remotely true. It's kind of crazy. He's just, dog, he's such a fuck. He's such a dumb fuck. And he's so heavily affected people's lives

and this, just like, I didn't know what I was in. It wasn't like that. It wasn't, it was a, it was a, it didn't end up to what you're thinking.

It's like, motherfucker. You were a mom. You are a terrible person. Bro. While he was in court, he was doing his broadcast, and it was like Dr. Jekyll and he didn't even remember what happened. He'd be on his broadcast saying like the horrible shit.

Like, oh yeah, I think the, like one of the victims, the guys that he was going to face in court, I think he's kind of slow. I think he's like autistic. And then there was a picture of the judge just in flames. And then she saw it and she was looking at it like, what the fuck, dude? he's like yeah see people don't understand I was saying that you were you were burning

freedom of speech or something like yeah you're just trying to cover for it I'm like dude you know they're gonna see this how are you doing this I don't understand he's gone bro dude it's what what service is that is that documentary I haven't seen it

Max so it's on Max so it's on Maxx no okay yeah I just type in the people versus no sorry sorry the truth versus Alex Jones and it was really it's a fascinating documentary it's also sad because you get to hear the accounts of the parents talking about how their kids got Swiss cheese

and I'm like, dude, that's bad. You always love switch the fuck up, man. Straight up, dude. I love Swiss cheese. Anyway. Getting wetts with pretzels by some guy that had a tough day at school. And he's like, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to go to this fucking middle school and bother these children I've never seen before.

That's the valid. That's the, that's where you're supposed to. Fine, electrify Shoot children. Fine, electrify mine, electrify my homo-cocked and he says, Hey, fellas. The other day,

Hoobastank and Chumba Wamba both came on the radio on my work, on my way to work. And it just had me wondering, what do you think is the gayest name for an artist or band? I love that that's the question that came to your mind after you heard

Chumbabababha and Hubba and Hube-S-Tink. Can I say? I have to say this. I don't know. I don't know if I haven't answered to this question. I just love that that's the thought process that led to there. Because it makes, it's valid though.

It really is valid. Because now that you say that, I'm like, wait, is there any names stupider than those names? That's pretty good. Chumbawamba is pretty stupid. So I got to ask,

um, Doug. Chumba stank is very fucking dumb. Hoobo Stank is absolutely stupid. And one thing I, so I learned this. Well, I never looked it up before,

but I got to, talk to the singer and the guitars of Hubas Stank they were doing their 20th anniversary thing

or whatever and I got to talk to them with this guy Brian from Rock Feed and I asked them because I

remember they were doing an interview for K Rock the radio station would do this weenirost thing they would have all these rock

bands and Hubasang came on and they asked of course what the fuck does your name mean and they said

there was like some giant retarded jock in high school that would just yell that name word hubestank and it just stuck with them that they just kept that as their band name so i asked

them i was like hey i heard this when you guys run the radio is this true and they were like no literally every single time anyone asks us what the name is we make up something different on the spot and i was like that's fucking that's awesome that's crazy i was i had i actually love that they're like they're they're doing the fucking de heat ledger joker thing they're just making up fake backstories for the name i love that though that's that's actually That redeems it a little bit in my eyes, but it's still a terrible name. It's an awful name. I get not now.

It's so stupid. I get up again. I feel like coming out. I just got. Is that like, I got down syndrome. I have the downs. But they're going up again.

You're never going to keep me down. My syndromes down. But I get up again. My syndrome. No, he would never, he would never, he would never, he would never get up again. There is no up again. And I can't get up again. Damn it.

Yeah, cannot get up again. It's over. You're always going to keep me down. My syndrome's down. That's amazing. Dude, that is so much better than like a gay, like making a gay version of that. Like the down central version of that song is so much better.

My syndrome's down. I love that. Just hearing all those, what are they British, Irish? What the fuck are they? What are those people? There's something. There's something because they have that, you know, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. Wait, wait, wait. So we got a good one. We got a good one here. We got a good one here by Randy Kang. Okay, go ahead. Randy Pank says, supeternal 13 year old,

Mr. Always Wrong, and Chris. Since dipshit said that Assassin's Creed 2's story was so stupid, you guys should make your own Assassin Street 2 plot like the Gears of War movie

you guys made on Extra Ammo. Not a B bad idea at all. I don't even know why I don't know. I don't know why I didn't think of doing something like that with, because Etzio Aditore would be like a fucking fun character to make our own stupid version of Assassin's Treaty too with. I think you should meet everybody.

He should, he should meet. Yeah, yeah, that'd be a good extra. He should meet. He should meet the real Mario as well. The literal Super Mario 100%. He should meet. He should have a bunch of kingdom for a whole. solid portion of it.

He should be in the mushroom kingdom for a solid portion. I like it. It might not be a bad idea. Dude, dude, dude. I like it a lot. There should be a warrior version of Etsio where his name is

Metzio. Metzio. I hate that so much. Or Wetzio. Wetzio. His name is Wetzio. We're saying.

That's good. Wetzio. Wetzio Wau-Degore Wafferense Wafoenza And he's just Etsio in purple And he's stupid He's stupid

No, it's real Ecio It's real Ecio In purple overalls And like the purple hat He's got It's straight up It's straight up Just Wario

Or Waluigi or whatever Waluigi or whatever That's great I think that should have silly Everybody got mad at me When I said that I was like I think I'm sorry

I think I think the fact the fact that it's it's right a cool Italian character. All right. He's an assassin. He's in Italy. He knows Da Vinci. There's some guy named Mario in it to.

I mean, I don't know. I think it's still very silly. Because the thing, it wasn't even the point that it's not stupid. The point is that it's not uniquely stupid or any stupider than the things that you don't think are stupid. That's kind of the problem. I think a lot of things are stupid. I enjoy a lot of stuff. but a lot of things I enjoy, I think, are fucking dumb.

Right. Like, my favorite hero is Spider-Man. Spider-Man as a concept is fucking retarded. How is someone as smart as Peter Parker still that fucking poor? That is outrageous. Well, that's the concept of Spider-Man. That's the concept of Spider-Man. The concept of Spider-Man is a guy who swings around.

I think Spider-Man is stupid, too. I think Spider-Man is because of the fact that what you're called, that people still think he's a menace, even though he's doing all that good shit. and then at the same time he doesn't kill his villains so villains so villains and go kill people again like that's all so dumb I love it don't get me wrong I love

Spider-Man can figure out how propaganda works like you can't just you can't just do propaganda of his own and make him exactly or just threaten JJ or beat the fuck out of Jay Jonah Jameson to be like nigga I'm saving people if you prints unsupe about me again I'm throwing you out of a window or I'm not going to save you

You're getting in the way of me doing my job You want to do your job well and then this niggas like just profiting off of your misery and your your misfortune. I would I would definitely, I would threaten him like, dude, if you do this one more time, like if you even print that I threatened you, I'm going to kill your family. It's that simple. No, I'm not going to kill your family, but I know fuck shit's going to find you and I'm not going to save you. All right.

I would just have rhino rape over something. I would be like, I'd lead a fight over to his house. Can you imagine? Oh no, JJ. Oh, no, the rhinos coming. Boom. While he's on the fuck white taking his shit. He's done a fucking toilet.

Just ripped in the pieces. Ripped in the pieces. What's even scary about that, though? What's even scary about that, though, is that Peter's smart enough to get away with something like that in the sense that like, oh, rhino's fighting me. I'm fighting rhino. I know where Jay Jonah Jameson lives. I can just fight rhino and get him. over to Jay Jonah Jameson.

And then, oh, no, Jay Jonah Jameson. And then, oh, no, J. John Jameson's dead through no fault of my own. Oh, no. He got trounced by a rhino. But imagine spitefully leading a rhinoceros towards somebody's house. Like, that is so great. That is so out of pocket. Holy fuck.

It's all dumb, dude. It's all the, of course. The fact that Spider-Man still even Spider-Man, it's like the moment Mayo shows up, nigg, I'm gone. I bet you're literally. just better than me. I'm going to go on vacations. I'm going to take my job seriously. I'm going to get my degrees I can get in two weeks because I'm a genius. And I go, fuck it's, it's all dumb, dude. It's all so stupid. The only superhero that makes sense really is like having someone

like Superman exists because Superman is just better than us in every way. Let him solve the problems and hopefully lead us to a better future. The fact that he just exists as a humanoid far away and can have all magical powers because of the sun is fucking absolutely stupid. What are you talking about? It's insane too, but like, hey, man, there's nothing. There is no good examples, really. Batman, I guess Batman's feasible. I can see Elon Musk if he was a little more autistic doing shit like that.

No, we already talked about him getting killed night one. He would get killed. Yeah, he would get killed. Don't get me wrong. Somebody would hit him with a baseball bat in his don't expose jar area. And he'd get fucked from there. Someone lines it off. That's exactly what would happen.

He's fucking bleeding profusely. He's got more teeth than he should have. Like his teeth fall out and then like a whole other set of teeth fall out again. You're like, what the fuck? What's wrong with you? I would love that. Somebody convinced him to do that. Like, dude, Elon, you're strong and awesome and amazing.

You can easily be Batman. You know what? You should start treating him every day. Every day to that had him. You should become bad at him. You can totally fucking do it. You can totally. And weird of the ones that do it.

We don't want to get him. We get him. The suit up. And have you seen his chest? No that you mention it. Not that you mentioned it. Not that you mentioned it. I should do it.

Have you seen his chest? Remember him on the yacht? Like how he looks like a board? Imagine what you'd look at in a bat suit, dude. Broad. Did you see? What was it? Who drew it?

Was it Rob. Rob Layfield? Yeah. Captain America? He would totally look like that. And then just get the piss beaten out of the first fucking hour. He would try to stop that. Next question.

All right. Next question. I'll be the bad man. I don't want to set my ass on fire. I just want to see a really big fart. Is that I don't want to set the world on fire? Is that what that is? I think so dumb.

That's so dumb. Yeah. Anyway, he wrote in. He says, do you guys see a really? think you could, parentheses, not would. So not would. Do you guys think that you could enjoy an orgy? No. No. No. I don't think so. I think there was a time, there was a time where I was younger, I was curious enough to potentially like, oh, yeah, maybe. But like, I've evolved. Do you still trust the corporate media? I know I don't. Get the real facts, the inside story behind the scenes in the

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like even in the scenario let's just say let's just say the scenario that it's just clones of my wife and like me and it's like that crazy

scenario of that ratio of an orgy like complete fantasy bullshit that would never happen. Even in that sense, I think, think I would just be overwhelmed and it would make me tired immediately. Just thinking like, oh, I'd be tired before like knowing, oh, that's a lot of work.

That's a lot of fucking work, dude. Like, it's not, it's not. Yeah, it's, it's just, it's, it's a fucking hassle. It's a lot of work, dude. It seems like a hassle. Yeah, I can barely run a mile without feeling like I'm like just, I'm in really bad shape right now and I can't imagine like trying to even

even a threesome sounds fucking overwhelming dude like it's just that's an orgy sounds like everyone's fucking around you and then they're probably swapping and all this crazy shit's going on at least I imagine that's the point of an orgy otherwise what is the point just you just random people to go fucking is that what that is

because otherwise why the fuck would I want that why would anybody want that like what's the what like I would assume the point of an orgy is like swapping people or something right that's that's that's what You would assume. Yeah. My age thing is I don't like people touching me.

That's the thing. I don't like people touching me. I just don't like it. I hate people touching me in general. So I think that situation would drive me insane. Because I don't, I really, like, even my girlfriend, like that night time she wants to touch my face. I'm like, hey, stop. Please.

I don't like this. Yeah, I understand. I don't like, I don't like, I don't even like Jojo's blanket touching me. That shit fucking like. First of all, she, like generates heat like fucking the human torch. Well, she needs her. She's from the fucking caucus areas. Yeah.

Yeah. They need heat. They'll fucking perish. So it's just like fucking disgusting. Even when like I can feel some of her heat on the blanket and touches me. And I'm like, this is gross. It's so hot. But yeah, yeah.

So I can't imagine. Yeah. Everything about that sounds. When I, if I was younger, I think the milestone of it would have been. Because when I was younger, I was like a, I was like a Thanos type of like milestone collector thing. That was pretty much all I cared about. It wasn't like, oh, but then as I got older, I stopped giving a shit. And then I, the, the accolades were only for me.

There's nobody really knows the stuff that I've done in a way because it's not, it would only impress like a what? Like a teenager in high school. Like, you're so cool. Exactly. Oh, look how old are you fuck. Like, who gives a fuck? So it's like, you got, you get to a certain point. It's like, you know, one cares at all.

Yeah. Like, like my avarice as a child would have led me to. tempted. Yeah. My weed would have allowed me to tempt it. And then afterwards, I would have felt just unclean in the eyes of the Lord and the planet. The eyes of the Lord.

I'm like, I fucked. I took my freshly fucked penis out of one girl and put in another girl. I am trash. I am trash. Yeah, I've never done that. I've never done that. That's actually

there have been some opportunities. And you know, one thing that really sealed the deal for me It was when my friend told me about his experience that he did. He was smashing this one girl regularly. And then she was like, hey, you want to bring in my other friend? And he was like, sure. And then so when he started, you know, that night, when he started putting the moves on the other friend,

the other girl actually got really upset and ran into the bathroom and started crying. And he was like, what the fuck? This was your idea. I heard that story, but I heard a story like that before. The reality is that people can't, I don't know, maybe not. people. Like, that's a rude generalization. Obviously, like, there are some people who can. But, like, more often than not, people are going to find themselves in that situation, and someone involved in that situation will not be able to handle it. Someone.

There's a pretty high chance that it's going to be one of them. And look, I don't know, man, I've had opportunities that I've skipped on. I'm just like, I'm not doing this. I do, like, I remember specifically once, I remember specifically once, it was like, I had it, everything was, like, lined up. And then the night came. And then she was walking out of the bar, and my partner at the time were like, it's like, she looks a little drunk, like too drunk. Like, she's like stumbling around. Oh, yeah.

This ain't happening. I'm not, I'm not getting involved with anything like this. This is fucking crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then in high school, it happened to me as I saw it. And in high school, I had a similar thing, but that was, that was straight up bitched out. I was like, I'm not doing this. No, it was like, it was like the first year of college.

I was like, dude, I just, no chance in hell I'm doing this. No, I just. You would have got something. You would have caught something. Yeah, I just started doing this. I just started doing this regularly. I'm not about to like advance to this level. Like, off the bat.

Like, no chance. There's too much to, like, it's avarice, right? It's just like all this shit we see. It is greed. And you get to the point and you're like, I got so scared. I called one of my friends. I was like, I can't do this, man. And I was like, just don't do it.

And I was like, all right, man. I was not going to do it. Your relationship with sex is a little, man, you guys scared. Like, that's a little. I feel like, because that's so much more, that's a, that's not just one person. That's a whole other dimension of being added to a situation for me. And I was like, I can't do this right now, man. I got it.

I got a, not right now. Not right now. I'm fucking, I'm, I'm 19 years old, bro. Like, do you mean like nervous and not like scared? Because I feel like those two different things. I was like, yeah, it was, it was nerves. It was severe. It wasn't like dread.

It wasn't dread. Okay, that's totally. It was just severe nerves. Scared to me is very different from being like really nervous or really anxious or something. You're like, fuck, I don't know if I want to do this. Like, I get that. Even like the, uh, sometimes the, uh, the, look, me as, so my experience is a lot different from yours because, uh, I'm a short man. But I'm also black.

And because I'm black, a lot of women probably expected me to have like, and possibly big penises like in porn. And so there's already me having this psychological thing I have to deal with, with am I even going to be what, am I going to be inadequate because of what they're expecting of me? Luckily, I didn't have, like, as far as I'm concerned, I haven't noticed anything like that happened to me. But it's always in the back of my head that I'm like,

I'm sure some of these bitches want to smash thinking that they're going to get this gorilla fucking horsehog or something. and then they're just going to get like a decent size penis but they wanted like some crazy fucking rainstick and I'm like ha you know so there would be times where if I'm gauging that I'm like I don't even know if I want to smash or something because I don't want to get in this awkward situation

where they're like oh yeah that's fine I mean I'm totally cool with that but it's nah you know I was expecting I don't like well fuck you fuck you and then I'm all hurt and I'm screaming and crying and running away my pants down and shit I've never had any really bad situations where I'm like just it's just like people I don't know I feel like most of my sexual endeavors there's never like I've had bad ones but like it's like all right that was bad we'll work on it I guess let me ask you something you guys would you if you were able to know what all your sexual partners were thinking about your sexual performance would you want to know like if you were able to like you know some type of of crystal bullshit or whatever reading people's minds. Would you want to know?

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I don't know if I care. My sexual endeavors so far. The first few ones are going to be really embarrassing because the first few ones. Because they were bad. They were bad for even bad sake. They were like bad. But after a while, I was just mashing against the pussy's not even in.

I was just slamming it against it. Just slam me it against it and see what happened. I would just hit against it again. Hell, that's hot. That's hot, dude. And then eventually I'd come. That's a wild. Just, oh, just immediately.

eventually you're like yeah he was that good baby yeah do you like that you like that me slapping your tummy with my penis do you enjoy that

yeah no man orgies are out of the question I think just generally like I don't know there's a brief period there's a brief period of time where I probably would have thought about doing it for the story

and for no other reason than just the story but like even that's just like gym collecting not even the gem collecting just like oh because my because my thought is

look, I don't believe that there's a life after you die. You know, like, I believe this is it. So for me, I'm like thinking it's like, oh, well, it would be who of you to have as many experiences as possible. Right. And so for me, I'm thinking like, yeah, yeah, maybe. But then, like, I know, I know myself well enough to be like,

if that situation ever occurred, I would just think myself into a position where I'm just like, oh, no, this is fucking, this is not me. This is not, this is not where I want to be or where I belong. There's no story here that I'm going to enjoy having. So, like, there's no point really in it. But, yeah, no way. No shot.

Thanks for writing it. Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Tomorrow? What? Oh, we're setting up the orgy tomorrow. That's, I mean, have fun, guys. Yeah.

You guys have a great time. I'll make sure you guys are invited. I'll be the puppet master. What if some dude comes on you? Another thing I got to worry about it. What if somebody is fucking a, you catch a straight black in the cheek. I would go, I would go to an orgy if I could, if I could be like a sports commentator. And I could like, and I could be like, there goes, there goes, what's her face with the giant vagina walking into center field.

Speedy Rick again's back in the fight. He was gone for three minutes to charge him back out there. He went back to get some Gatorade and now was back. This guy's a fucking phenom. You know, you're saying this and I guarantee, I am positive. There's a Japanese game show with this exact thing. Oh, sure, yeah. I bet.

100%. And I want to watch it because it's not a game to them, though. It's like a certified serious sport. It was like fucking a whole athletic commission and shit. They fucking take this shit seriously, dude. That is what happens when you're on an island on your own for so long, bro. And then you get nuked. That's what happened.

They do. There's the secret recipe. that's what you're missing. Do you think anime would have existed? Do you think anime would exist without the adventure of the nuke? No, in the way that it existed because the cartoons that they had before was not like in, it wasn't there. And as soon as they got a whiff of that radiation, it kind of started. You started to see it.

You started to see like, oh, my. That was bad. I was really bad. I don't like that I did that. That was fucking, you did it. I need somebody to draw you doing that, dude, as like an anime guy. Whoa, that was bad. The background all green or like whatever the fuck in one of those like steel's like, oh.

I'll try. I'll tell you what, give me the freeze frame. Give me the freeze frame and I'll paint it. Let's not. Hell yeah, dude. Let's not. Yes. Oh, man.

Sweeney son. I love it. I love it. I feel like that's such a racist thing I just did. I feel really bad. It is a racist. Listen, Kingston, what you've done is racist. Because you are a racist individual.

I'm not racist, bro. Just embrace it, man. Kingston, you are racist. I'm not. And I don't even think that's like a bad thing necessarily for you. You're, you know, you're just, you're racist. It's fine. What the fuck that you would be for you?

For you? I mean, like, there are worse things that you could be. Me in particular or like? Yeah, you specifically. No, you specifically. Stop. I'm not a racist, bro. I remember you did a Japanese.

You were probably the, you did a Japanese impersonation of Jay-Z and not, I didn't do it. It was completely just you. It was just you 100%. Nobody look at the, don't take it up. It was just him. I was going to do it just now, but I chose not to.

I would have loved it because it was, it's one of my fondest memories for some reason. I mean oh because I was funny enough I was just think because that happened because of us talking about ACDC and then being I really do that well yeah it was a whole it was a little bit like we were talking about ACDC and how they're from Australia that but I remember making a racist Jay Z because that sounds so funny that's like Jay Z being from Japan like it was so that's how shocking it was and then it turned into uh sweet you know you know exactly what it turned into was it age to the is oh it's oh but it was with a Japanese accent. No, it was, there was a few different things. I know there was, actually, I know there was. I think it was that.

You got to get that dirt off your shoulders. You better. And then tears. I remember you saying tears on the Muslim Liam Floor. I remember you saying that. I remember you saying that in the most racist fucking voice ever. It was so, it was so nice.

It was so nice. Is that not the only voice that you could do probably publicly? And you probably do. Why do you have that image of that that looks like me and it doesn't look like me at the same time? That's crazy. That's crazy. That looks like when Lily does that, uh, those things when Lily she like takes up. Yeah.

Because yeah, that's crazy. Because I try to practice drawing by drawing my friends. Oh, yeah. You drew the worst image of me. I look like a dog in that image. All right, draw, um, draw, um, draw, um, draw, um, draw, um, draw, um, draw, um, draw, um, draw, um, draw, um, draw, uh, yeah, I did it. Oh, that was, that was amazing.

You're so good, you're so good. You're so good. Isn't that that guy that has the fuck up? What's his name? That, his name's Brile. Yeah, bryl. He just sucks. I've been trying, I've actually been trying to, like, get better at it. Like, like, like, actually, like, actually, like, since, you. Like, those are all jokes. But, but.

I'm trying. So I'm going to paint That outline of you That outline of you looking fucked up I'm going to paint that I'm going to try and make it Like a genuine painting And try to make it like

It should be a fucking shirt I think that should be Merchant and it should say something Under it I don't know what though So I was Scumbag or something I don't know

Just say Fuck you There's an image of me It says scumbag You fucking piece of shit You asshole Leave in the comment in the comment section

if you want that as merch No, don't do that. Do it do that. Scumbach. That is so fucked. Obviously, obviously, you would only know what we're talking about if you have the access to the video feed. So wait until you see the video feed.

I can't describe what I just showed to them. Look, I'll clip it out on social media for once. Like, I don't use the social media. So what happened to this, right? Yeah, yeah. The I remember what I was going to say Because I just got so turned off

By you fucking called me a cute You can't interrupt Listen let's move out Let's go out Let's go out here I love that You gotta be images of you guys like that I have image of Chris

That'd be perfect for a shirt Sure There will be images of everyone I love that image But yours organically There hasn't be a fucked image of you You don't post You post dumb images

You don't post fucked versions Of yourself That's why you post silly ones It is check Look it. I am down for there to be all of us. It just has to be organic like how it happened with yours. This was an amazing moment. And I'm like, I want this shirt badly.

Like, I want to wear it. You know what that moment was? Lily asked me a question and I turned to her. And for some reason, my face looked so weathered that it turned into that. And she just took a picture instantly. And she was like, look. It was just. that is

that I want to say scumb bag under it that is that is so fucking crazy

guys please don't say yes to that if they say yes they're going to do it I really don't want them to do that but you already know it's going to be the best seller I know it's always me

it's always a dumb ass image of me we're going to have all this beautiful art co-workers got the fucking shirt of Chris where he blew my fucking brains out and she came into work with it and I was like, no. That's fucking awesome. I was like, no.

That's awesome. It's because I have an expressive face and I hate it. That's so fun. My face tells stories but not good ones. I mean, yeah, that one with the hole in your head. That one actually didn't do well at all.

That's what surprised me about that. was that somebody came in with that shirt all because that sold that sold like 10 10 maybe I think it might have all been her the likelihood of that yeah the three sweet moon the one with with uh three of you looking up at the moon was it was a big one that was like I remember that because but that was also just like a really good shirt because it was like an all over print I never really did one of those yeah yeah very well designed yeah I was I was happy with it but but that that on a shirt with scumbag under it would be

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Oh, scumbag. That would be good. That's a good idea, actually. Yeah. I see it. I was like, I want to wear this shirt. I want to wear the shirt. Down, down, down, down, down, down.

I hope people, people, people, you're going to go to like Starbucks or whatever. And people are, what is that shirt? Like, because I never realized how inquisitive people were about shirts until I started wearing, like, really fancy stuff. Or like, I started wearing some alien wear shit. And then people would be, like, asking me all the time. Like, oh, where did you get that from? And I'm like, oh, usually because I guess I'm just wearing like a banty or something over it, like a hoodie. And so, yeah, people like are fucking, they're going to ask about that and they're going to want it.

They don't care what it is. I like that Elvis Alien has that pink and white hoodie that I really like. I left it in New York, though. It's a shame. Also, it's about to be freaking fucking sweltering in LA. I don't know if you guys can see this. There's another fucked image of me. Yeah.

That's not as bad. That's not as bad as the other one. No, the other one. I look like a human in that one. This one's... You sound like a dog. You look like... You know who you look like in that image?

What's that mutpet? The shrimp Muppet. Oh, yeah. Do you know what I'm talking about? You mean? Yeah, you do look like that thing. He has like the French accent, I think. I think if I'm remembering correctly.

I don't know. I don't know. I think we're thinking of different things now. I thought you were talking about that me, me, me thing. It just says me, me, me, are you talking about that thing? No, no, he's like a shrimp. Hold on, wait, shrimp. Shrimp Muppet.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pepe King Prawn. Pepe the King Prawn. Oh, I was thinking of, let me see. I know what you're thinking of, you're thinking of a beaker. I was thinking of a beaker. Yeah, you're thinking of a beaker. Yeah, he looks like a mix of Pepe and Beaker to be.

It's his name Pepe. What is it? Pepe the King Prawn. But if you Google Puppet, Pepey Muppet, I'm sure it'll. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, dude. Yo, that character never once registered to me as a kid as a fucking shrimp, by the way. Yeah.

I only knew that as an adult. I literally just found out later on. I found out from you right now. What? I don't know what the fuck that thing was, dude. I found out from you right now. Looking at it, I'm like, that's not, there's no way that that would signify that's a fucking shrimp.

It's, it's a puppet. It's a puppet. One thing I will say, when are we going to have the balls to make a movie with a Muppet again? And I don't mean, I don't mean make a Muppet movie. I mean, I want to see a movie where there is a Muppet and he is cast. as a character in the movie. I want Kermit the Frog as the actor as a character in a movie that has nothing to do with the Muppets at all. What are we going to have to do that?

That is too ambitious. Like 12 years of slave and one of the slaves is like fucking Fuzzy Bear. Maybe he's like Waka Waka Waka Waka Massa. What if you saw Cousin Skeeter in 12 years of slave? man I was I was just rocking out to that theme song at the long ago Cousin Skeeter you know that's where I can't watch dude He got high balls

Yeah Yeah cousin Skeeter actually had That's where one of the pedophiles came from Was uh on set for cousin Skeeter Is that for real? That's real that's actually that is actually real I don't remember which one But like there was somebody came from that set

None of the black kids got pedified I'm pretty sure He was like skeeting on cousin Skeeter Was that what happening? He was busting on him. Now put your hand in the puppet after I've combed on it. He put a hand in the puppet. It's filled with cum.

Yo, that's fucking heinous. That's his classic move. There's a lot of cuts. There's a lot of jump cuts because you see the cum leaking out. And then they had to like clean it up and then keep shooting. What a fucking inefficient. What a horribly inefficient way to run a set. It's like, listen, just do what you can.

Listen, it's part of the creative process. We have to fill the puppet with cum. If cum leaks. out, we will simply cut and edit around it. Sorry. It's so insane. That grows the best edit. It's really insane, but it also develops the best editors ever.

They are so good at cutting. Yeah. All right. It's like the hyperbolic time chamber for editors. Being on cousin Skeeter having to edit around all that come. All right, let's move on. Let's get the fuck out of here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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People really did not have an idea that people really, really didn't understand the permanence of video media somehow. Like, they had to know that. Because it wasn't permanent until it was permanent. until it was permanent. I mean, you say that, but like, people were watching movies from the 30s in the, in the 70s and 80s. So, like, the idea that, like, you shrieking out a football game would just be gone the day after. It's so insane. Anyway.

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It looks like it's inviting you to eat it. It really is wild. You guys remember the forbidden honey when you would see like the glass that's like, you know when glass is being like formed and that gets all like being like twisted and shit and it's all. Yeah. People are calling it for. That's what it's called. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's fucking. I hate this. I've never. I've never heard of this. Oh, it looks like honey.

Oh, fuck. I wrote Forbidden Horse. By accident. Oh, that's hot. With an EY. Forbidden horny? That's actually cool. Forbidden honey.

Forbidden. Oh, whoa, yeah. I see. That looks delicious, man. It got nothing that looks delicious. It'll just burn a hole through you. It'll literally just go straight through your jaw. It's a shame how much.

This shit is so dangerous. You'd bite that, you'd diss it. The scream you'd scream would be hilarious. Guys, what do you think? What do you think is the most? delicious looking thing that you can't eat. Definitely billopads.

I think forbidden honey for me. Like when I see that, like it's mesmerizing. It looks delicious. I can't lie. But also like, don't eat that. You know what? You know what looks delicious to me?

Fucking Windex looks so good. Just that bright blue fucking, you know, blue raspberry ass. Fucking. This is what we call forbidden. honey, stop.

Yeah, I have a few. That's so fucking stupid. I have a few pre-workouts that look like Windex. And did I tell you guys if there was one pre-workout that I can't believe someone did this? It sounds like something that we would do. It looks exactly like piss. And I couldn't believe someone would be stupid enough to make this because there's no way it's going to sell well. Because like a lot of people have their pre-workouts in plastic bottles or whatever.

So it looks like you're just carrying around piss. And it's like, dude, why would someone make this? Not bright yellow, like the average color of piss. It literally looked like that. I was like, I can't believe someone did this. Someone out of laboratory is laughing brown. The reddish brown. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, that's healthy. Don't get it checked out. Don't get your stuff checked out. You're fine. You're perfect. My piss has hints of 11 in it. but oh you know what else

this stuff too this shit looks delicious this is going to be really difficult to describe but I'm going to put it in the chat it's that rock that looks like chicken do you know what I'm talking about it's like a crystal but it looks so good

oh yeah it's a delicious looking geo tending absolutely earth's chicken tenders man It fucking looks delicious. I can see some stupid motherfucka fucking bite in that full. Forbidden fried chicken. You couldn't touch it either.

You can't touch it beforehand to get a grasp of how, like, how solid it is. You have to look at something and sight unseen. You have to commit a full bite without touching it. That's crazy. You would fuck your whole jaw. Your whole jaw will be fucked his shit. Your teeth and be scraped up your mouth to be bloody. fuck.

Your jaw would be split. You don't look like the arbiter. Your jaw would be so split in half. Let's move on. My queer spear

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Mr. Pants. Chris's Chris Bichanato and Sween Blackman. How do you feel about Into the Light and final shape?

Oh, right. Yeah, I guess, yeah, we don't... Yeah, it looks... It looks cool. I don't know, man. Destiny's weird. I haven't played Destiny and fucking... I'm playing it to lately.

It's really cool. I've got a lot of really cool weapon so far. Is it worth playing? Yeah, 100%. All right. I'll jump on maybe later today or something. I don't know. Anyway.

Are you guys talking about the political streamer? Destiny. Yeah, Destiny. He confuses me. He ruined that search term. It's crazy how, like, people just... ruined my favorite search terms for me because destiny ruined the video game destiny fucking biancé ruined halo for me what else like what is next that's true that is true uh there's probably

more but yeah those are two big examples there's gonna be a rapper coming out like in the next year or so he's his name's gonna be little little bioshop or something and he's gonna ruin my search term you you just put it out in the fucking ether you just put it out and now it will be it die will be done It's me, little Bioshock. Lil Biosch. Yo, that's kind of dope, though, actually. That's not bad.

It kind of isn't terrible. That's why I immediately regret it. It's so stupid that I like it. That's the whole thing. It's, you know what? Bioshock infinite. I'm going to be the one to ruin it. I'm going to try to, I'm going to figure out how to blow.

I'm going to make a separate, what do you call it, Spotify, and try to blow up one track and then just be, little Bioshock. And then you can never. search it again without my fucking face being on there. I have been toying around with the idea of like, I do kind of want to make music under a completely like anonymous. Like it's just a complete.

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I'm going to type it. J.P. foldercock. I'm going to type it in the chat. All right. Insignificant. Lil Vash. But I'm not going to, I'm not going to,

Lil Vash. Don't say it out loud. Lil Vash. You're going to be tempted to read it, but don't say it out loud. This is what I want it to be. stupid I know

I like it though It's good I like it It's good I like it It's really fucking dumb What genre What genre? I don't know I'm trying to figure that out

But like I do want that I want that name I want that You need to take I want that name really Dude There's a vacuum The void has not been filled for juice world

Do it People have been trying to fill that void They haven't done it yet So feel feel the and then be that guy under that name. Yeah, I will. All right, let's move on. Or that or if you don't want to do it, I'll be Juice World 2. Let's see what happens.

Okay. Juicier world. Juicier world. So disrespectful. That is so disrespectful. Juice land. I mean, like, it's me, Juice planet. It's Juiceland.

Juice Linne, O'Ne. Juice Lin. Juice. Okay, I'll be bigger than a juice. Juice galaxy. Or should it be juicier world? Juice is such a stupid name. Juicier.

What's your name? Juicier world? People would be so bad. People would be spinning in his grave, though. People would be twirling in his grave. First song. one's called Rip nigger or like Or no, maybe

I'm gonna call it Ripland and then people won't get it. They'll just think like A lot of completely different. And I'll be, I'll be Little Big Wayne. And we'll start. The idea of somebody taking it away

Maybe Big Wayne. A little big way. Like, why not honestly? Like, why can't, is there any rules saying that you can? Because like, I remember, because Nas exists and then Lil Nas exists. So it's just like,

Like, you could theoretically just be like, I'm, like, I'm Lil Barbara Streisand. And there's like nothing you can do about it. Really? I think you're, I think you're, I think that is correct, actually. I actually think that's true. My name's Tiny Rise Again. What's going on? I mean, I'm tiny.

I think you could do that. It's like, hey, I'm, I'm, it's like, it's like, hey, that's Will Smith, but I'm won't Smith. We're different. I'm getting silly with it. Leave these questions, Chris. Come on. Yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah. All right, we'll sleep through.

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You guys, wait, you guys don't? And then thin and fat. I need to see your penis if it's an hourglass. That's crazy. You guys are, you guys, do you guys get that sometimes? You guys are getting that sometimes? Chris, like hourglass shape like an hourglass? Chris, that would make.

If your penis is like an hourglass, every single thing about you would make sense. Every single thing about you would all fall right in the place. I'm like, I get it now. I get all of it now. What does that mean? I don't get it. You'll figure it out. You'll figure it out.

My penis is shaped like that would less. It's like it is this. In the middle, it's like thinner than a hair. And then at the, it's like it looks like what you call it. You know the butt plug toys that have like the fucking ball. Yeah, yeah. His penis looks like that. That would make more sense than that being, because I'd be,

Where's your urethras, sir? Where does the pigo? It's real thing. It's real thing in the middle. Where's the pigo? That's a lot of PSI coming out of that small little part. There's separate entities, my penis and my ureth. I ureth wrap it around my waist. And I pee out my waist that way.

That, okay. Lillies asparagus. Totally normal. That'd be fucking crazy. That, it, dude, if you have a penis like an hourglass, please go get checked. Please. Go, go, please. It's just really, really, really, really.

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That's like, you're doing an argument today about the fucking wintercalling, about the thing, and I was like, man, what if it was about come? It's the idea of coming in the sake. Yeah. There's a good, just going to save it. That's exactly. Hip, hip, hip, hip, hip, you're gay. Hip, hip.

I like that. I like that. Short and sweet, short, sweet, and, uh, and just dumb enough. She pipkin out my pip. I live in Orange County, New York. Now, fuck you, Long Island. Sweeney showers and sneakers. We are rebranding the Star Tank as the Spank Tank, maybe slightly above average clit energy,

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to move the boxes so that fucking Ayrth could move around. That was fucking terrible. But, you want to talk about shitty mini games. Play a combine in an NBA 2K game. It's the worst fucking shit ever. Especially if you're trying to bench press. So, to qualify, like,

you've referenced the only thing about those games that I know somehow. The fucking, so shitty. Like, especially for trying to bench, it's the fucking worst thing ever. They never fix. state. I go, go.

Yeah. Anybody look at that Ford Condor? That Fort Condor game in Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth and remake, I hate it. That's one thing I will say. It's fun to understand it. Do you still trust the corporate media? I know I don't.

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Linus Tech Tips, what the hard R means? Oh, Linus Tech Tips, learning what the hard R means. That was a fucking ridiculous. Okay, so, have you guys seen that video of Linus Tech Tips where he's talking about, like, yeah, man, we've used, I've used my fair share of hard R's in the past. And he's saying it's on a... Yeah, he's talking about. talking about retard.

I love that. So I'm going to say this, and I can't explain why this makes sense to me, but it simply does. The fact that he didn't know that the hard R meant the N word, for some reason, convinces me that he's... Like, he's more... Like, to me, it's more racist not to know that than to have said the hard R before. Like it's crazy to me that you wouldn't know that Like how would you not know that How do you live your life around so few black people

That you don't know what the hard R is That's what's crazy to be Because you could have just never heard it Or he might live in like fucking Ohio or something Like this like it's possible I get that there's many reasons But like I just I can't fathom not knowing what the hard R means Like I've known it forever

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It's all the shit It's so where it looks like it says Hard R And he thought it was like A reference to retards That's like That isn't hit nearly as hard man Yeah

The hard hard cold towels This whole time He just thought Oh the hard ars So what else does he think We gotta question him on everything actually Yeah Because that means he's never heard

Because that means he's never heard the phrase soft a you know like I don't know man it's weird it's weird suspicious uh Kremlin de gremlin uh what I'm saying is unequivocally is that Linus Tech Tips is a racist person is what I'm saying

that is the official stance big facts this Stark Tank podcast sorry if you don't understand what I was saying prior let me clarify I'm saying this exactly yeah yeah let me do we just clarify I don't know what the fuck he's doing now Kremlin de Gremlin the lunatic is

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Yeah. So I said, on the last episode, I did read them because I completely forgot to tell you. It's like, hey, could you read them for the dirt tank? Oh, fuck. That's right. That's right. I didn't even tell you. I just completely forgot myself.

And then so I just did them. And then I also said for people to comment, if they want us to switch it up more often, comment. And then because I said, I know Chris wouldn't mind, obviously. So if you want other people to do it, then just comment. But it doesn't, it literally doesn't matter. Yeah, it's a simple. It's, it's just the filter of like, what is it? Paid, active, 25, 25.

And the active. Right. Yeah, paid active 25 and then, and then we're all set. But yeah, this is this way. on me heavily. Where are we at? Yeah, okay. Imagine coming home and Ethan Ralph is there.

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You should beep it. I think it'll be safe. I don't think you should beep at all. It's an N-word, but. Yeah, well, don't believe they'll be there. Stop clarifying for the machine. Tick on my ass here is Nikki Ziki. I want to test Chris's decision.

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