The Snark Tank - #223: Ostrich Jerky Simpson

Episode Date: April 18, 2024

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Clapsink. Clap sink. Three, two, one. Oh my God, so cold. Okay. That was delayed, but it seems to, it's whatever. We'll figure it out. Figure it out as time goes on.

Welcome to the Star Teng podcast. I don't know how you manage to do that. That was like, it's like the elephant's foot in there. Just like, it won't stop. It won't stop. Look at this. That's insane. You're like one percent.

I understand that we are in a awkward position where you kind of have to leave that a little bit. But if you want to go, if you want to step up, if you want to stand up and go like, go like, make sure clean, whatever you got to clean. I don't know if you got carpets or whatever. Oh, the carpets are probably fucked already. Actually, no, I saved the carpets. I put down my crew neck. My Elvis, the alien crew neck is now soaked in. Oh, no.

Damn. Damn. Oh, God. Welcome to the show. Welcome to the show. O.J. Simpson has been murdered. It's a shame. Rip.

I always loved him. Yeah, rip O.J. Simpson. I loved him in the naked gun. I don't know what else he did, but I mean, he was funny in the naked gun. He was a game-changing football player, actually, like, genuinely, like, probably one of the best ever. I mean, he runs. He's an unfortunate soul. That's what I'd say about O.

The best easier to describe him. It's an unfortunate soul. He is trash, but I love him. That's crazy. That is crazy. You said that. Is it crazy? Is it crazy?

It's crazy. He's trashed. No, no, no, no. No, no. Oh, what a big take. He's trash for killing his, he's trashed for at least setting it up. That motherfucker had something to do with it. That motherfucker had said something.

He did something. He did it. he did it I think he hired someone to do it I think that's what happened and he was very complacent with it he was like oh well I think

I think he I think he he there is no question in my mind that he absolutely he did he did it that's insane enough that's my thing how did they not well it's obvious

because the whole point you know why they're not that's the whole point the whole racial tension it was the Rodney King thing just happened fucking Johnny Cochran yes um fucking Mark Furman

the fucking racist cop literally literally literally America was like we can't take another black people going crazy countrywide let him go and I'm like day it was revoked I feel like that literally was

overlooking all the evidence where they were like just to just to get back at the white man for once for all the injustices for all the times that there were the reverse situation but then they did it by they did it by setting like a rich just a rich guy free basically

it was so popular it was so popular That's the problem. Let's be real. What happened is it was right? Literally, it wasn't it less than a year later after Rodney? It was three days after. I think it was two seconds after.

And Callie, Cali was already on fire. Literally, it was like, LA was on fire. I remember seeing my grandpa's a shotgun. Yeah. My grandpa had a shotgun under his bed because of that.

Are you alive at that time, Gary? Absolutely. When was it? It was the early, early 90s, right? I'm 36 years old, man. I was definitely. Oh, holy fuck, because it was just before it was just before Christmas time of life, like just just before us.

Yeah, you guys were just sperm or something. I don't know. Yeah, I was swir around. I was rostler sperm in my Jamaican dad's nut sack singing Bob Marley and shit. Yeah, man. It's been interesting seeing all the responses to OJ's death because naturally you have people on the ride that are trying to just say, oh, look at all these people. that are worshipping this guy and then everybody else is saying where

are, I think people are talking about the complexity. I'm really trying to find the post of like, who the fuck is like worshiping Ojo? OJ. That is so fucking funny. He's a worship this guy and everybody's like, where are they at? Like, I show me the post that people were like, oh, this guy

was the goat. And it's just like, oh, he was obviously very talented, very charismatic. He's a murderer. He was funny. He's a funny guy, man, unfortunately. A complex, but like, say, it doesn't matter. See, this is the way that I see it. Because let's just take all of the mysticism out of that trial.

If you just look at it in a way, say, if we were looking at Roman Polanski, there's no complication there. It's like, this guy's kind of a scumbag. And so I felt no remorse making fun of him on Twitter. You know what I mean? Yeah, the issue with O.J. Simpson is that it's strange because he actually, in a way, he acts very much like a person who didn't do it. Right. You know what I mean?

Right. But, like, in a way that, in a way that even supersedes, in a way that supersedes, in a way that super seat, like, the fact that he went on that talk show and made that joke about, like, being the psycho killer, like, when he had the knife. Yeah. You remember that video where, like, the news reporter was talking about, like, how, like, he played a joke on me. And I didn't think it was very funny.

And she opened the door and she was upset. He was doing, like, the psycho thing. She was vexed. It's just called cycle, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just called. But the only, the only reason that you would do, there are only two, there are two definitive reasons why you would do that. Either A, you genuinely didn't do it, believe it so strongly that it genuinely doesn't matter to you that you can make a joke that way.

Or B, you are genuinely insane. I would go with the ladder. And you don't care how that makes you look. I would go with the ladder, for sure. I would go with the ladder. I think there's a lot of, um... Because it, because, because, since, you know, because, since, you know, Like if I was, if I ever got like, if I ever got like me too or whatever, I would sincerely like it's so, that is so fictional to me that even if like they were like serious, even if somebody was like, hey man, look, I got all these like doctors screenshots or whatever. I'd be like this is so not real that I cannot even begin to take this seriously. Like I could, I don't, I, I can't fathom how I would do it. And I would probably would end up making a joke like that. Like the psycho thing. I would ignore it. Because it's, if I care.

impossible to stick that to me. Like, you can't stick one of those things to me. It's so impossible. That is just like, I wouldn't even care. You see what's interesting? Like, Mr.

Jameson, you're, you're convicted of murder and, and rape of the 18th degree. I'd be like, that's not true. And I would just walk off and go about my,

my spice, like doing whatever I'm doing. Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's impossible. I feel like that's, we always attribute these scenarios to ourselves and that's why we can't fathom it happening.

And I feel like that's always the biggest thing where I'm like, we don't really, we don't really know what it's what that we don't and I also think about maybe because it's also because it's murder and like really heinous like violent crimes sorry every time I hear the word violent crimes I think of this I think his name's John Kennedy or something that he's like violent crime

and he was like next time you want to you next time you you need the cops call the crackhead I don't know if you remember that fucking guy oh yeah I do remember that yeah every time I hear the word violent crimes I think of that fucking old timey races dude. But I think because there's all these white-collar crimes that people do brazenly, right? And they walk around as if nothing's happening. They'll, I feel like because it's heinous murder or something, we kind of see it in a different light because technically it is.

But in the same vein that like a Trump can do anything illegal. Right. Yeah. But then just acts like, everything's fine. There's a brutality. You know the thing is it's like it's like even if like someone like Bernie Madoff steals a ton of money and materially impacts millions of like, you know, low income lives for the objective worse. That doesn't feel as brutal as somebody going in and like, you know, kicking somebody to like one individual kicking somebody to death in a subway. You know what I mean?

Like it's like it's a lot more, it's a lot easier to be angry at that. Right. But, yeah, I don't know. Dude, I got to say, man, I am these, I don't know, I don't know if anybody in the audience can relate. Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our programs are designed for people. people who never stop. You bring the fire, APU will fuel the journey. Learn more at APU.

Atu.apus.edu.edu. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 47 365. Wow. Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm,

thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. We're recording this on April 13th. I got sick yesterday, and so we couldn't record. But it's food poisoning. I won't get into any more detail than that.

But don't get Del Taco. I made one mistake. I was like, I'll go to Del Taco. God. Bullshit. You know what? It's right there. I'm not even fucking joking.

I swear to you. I'm not even remotely kidding. I just got like the number I just got like a I got a burger I probably shouldn't get a burger but because I didn't

you know what it is I didn't trust their tacos I went on a diet tribe of like the chicken is actually good there No it's not actually surprisingly good You didn't say that You said that and I forgot

that you just remember you being like Del Taco is kind of good but so I was like man I was I was in I was in dire straits but I've never had no taco once and I'll never have it ever See, that's the thing of this dude saying the chicken's not good and then saying I've never had del Taco. I'm like, how could you trust somebody that says something like that?

How could you trust the words of somebody that would say something so ridiculous? It's ignorant, but it's del Taco. Every come I walk past my son's up here. See, that's the thing. Like, I just, you sound, you're like, God, shut the fuck up. You're like a, you like a. Are you, do you have allergies? Yes, of course.

Yeah, dude. That's what I was going to say. Almost died the other day. They just started to, they, they just started to. kick my ass. I almost died the other day. I just noticed it. I was shivering. I was cold. I was my head. I had the worst headache ever. Dude, like, seasonal allergies are, it's, I think that's COVID, Derek. Again. No, no. See, dude, there's a, you should see the uptick in hospitalizations from seasonal allergies. It's hilarious. Like, yeah, people, some people get it so

bad that they're like, I think I'm dying and they'll go to the hospital. And, um, I did, I used to have, I used to have that. I used to have season allergies that were so. bad that like I would get I had asthma temporarily I had like a subscription to asthma basically because it would I would only have asthma during allergy season

but like outside of allergy season I didn't have it isn't that insane? I didn't know that that was even fucking possible but yeah dude like they hit the thing about them is that they hit overnight like you're you will feel fucking fine and then you'll wake up and it'll all be over

it'll all be over I popped a Benadryl before this The only time it hits me at night is if the It depends on the central air If it's doing its thing Like say for example The AC has not been on for a very long time Because we just got out a winner

And uh AC kicking in because it got fucking hot a shit over here recently So then all of a sudden The dust is blowing out of the vents and then That shit is hurting you bro Destroyed Absolutely destroyed or everything bloomed at once over here So I went outside with my windows down

For a little bit because it felt nice and I was done 10 minutes later. It's an assault on people. And I feel like, how, I just, can I get the powers of a God? I will make this world so much better.

No. That won't be a thing anymore. I'm cutting out, allergies are not even going to be a thing anymore. No one's going to be able to. I can't, I can't, I can't,

no person that asked for the powers of God needs them. No one is like, can you get like, No one that asked for them deserves them. I don't want the ability. Can I point something out real quick? This motherfucker just picked up the mic stand. The mic, the source of his audio, and slammed it against his desk three times.

Don't move it. You know what's funny? It's a microphone. Micro movements pick up. We were to leave it stationary. Right. Jojo and I were just having a conversation about us, you know, moving to Cali and then the whole. situation because the whole thing the whole thing is a is kind of a nightmare scenario trying to get

everything figured out but then I'm like all right there's a no but still the point of it to do it is to you know make the podcast grow doing the person stuff like that and then we're talking about just things being better quality and specifically what came up is your gay ass stand your your gay ass stand came up in that conversation it was like why is this nigga not have like a proper fucking armstand that it can suspend and just not fucking bother. I bought one. It was so stupid. It was such a stupid like botched one. And I'm talking. It was like, it was like fucking like it looked like a massive dildo. And I was like, what is this one? And I would bend it and it would snap back and almost through my fucking mic through my closet door. And I was like, what is going on? This is $100. What is happening right now? You probably have one of those fancy. I think I saw them on like Joe Rogan or something.

that like you said it looks like a DILD? It's not worth it. It should be worth it. If it's $100 because the one that I have is I mean definitely not that. Mine was probably like 40 bucks 50 bucks or something like that. And I bought a $20 one that was a little weak but then

I just upgraded it by like paying 50% more or 100% more I guess technically. Yeah I wrote I put down a list of like everything that we would need and I did all the math on it and God damn. Yeah. God damn. It is expensive. It is so, it's like doable. It's not crazy.

But it is so annoyingly, like, prohibitively expensive to like make a, like, even before. Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our programs are designed for people who never stop. You bring the fire, APU will fuel the journey. Learn more at APU. APU.orgas. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan,

which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is in a six. same number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. For Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Just like a table and chairs, which is like the easiest thing. I'll figure that out.

That's easy anyway. We just need to, man. Yeah. It'll be exciting, though. I'm excited to like, I have a general idea. I know exactly the cameras that we need. I'm going to actually go see a guy about maybe potentially renting some, I think, on Tuesday. see if that might be worth it.

Renting cameras? Yeah, yeah, just like, because you, we could buy them, but they're, you know, they're, you know, podcasts. Cameras, I'm not looking for like tricasters or anything. But, uh, it's just kind of a, it's a bitch to have and maintain. So it'd be like, ah, you know, if you could rent it for like a fucking little bit. I don't know. I'm looking at it. This is, this is outside podcast.

stuff anyway. Should be talking about this off camera. Anyway, what else? So OJ Simpson's gone. He died. Oh, well. O.J. Simpson. Whatever. Died. He died. He died. He was completely overshadowed, by the way, by Conan O'Brien going on going on Sean Evans'

Evans' fucking Hot Wing show. Because he was trending for only a little bit before that, and it was just like, oh, interesting. Nobody, really nobody cares. Like at all. Do you remember that golf cart video where he was like, I knew Michael Jackson. Look at this photo of us. And then he's says, rest in peace, Michael, take care.

And he drives away in a golf cart. I forgot that that was a thing he kept doing, like being on his golf car. Yeah, his golf cart. And then piecing out, he would drive off. And that iconic, was it like, hey, like, hello or hey, Twitter world. It's yours truly. Hello, to the world. It's yours truly.

You always start off. I, uh, I once, I missed my old Twitter account because I wanted to pull it up where I responded or applied to one of his tweets with, uh, I just, I had a oven mid on. and I just went up to my dish rack and it was like, hey, Twitter world, it's yours truly and I would just grab a butcher knife really fast. It was like a two-second video and it got so much traffic

and I was surprised none of his team deleted it. It was just there and I was like, this is, I love everything about OJ being on Twitter because he wasn't verified because back then I think, what's his name? Jack Dorsey had, I guess, a teeny bit of morals. You know, obviously he's still the owner of Twitter,

but enough to be like, maybe we shouldn't, like, prop up this dude. Maybe we shouldn't give this guy verification. He probably thought that shit was funny. I hope so, because it made it so much better for us. All those fucking those accounts, the parodies, those shit, like, were just propping up like crazy. It's yours truly. He thought it was funny. He thought it was funny joke.

I did kill her. You know that I killed her, right? It's like what? I almost wish. I almost wish. it would be i almost like if only he said something like with his last words that was that would like really fuck with people right you know what i mean i feel like if i were if i were in that position even if i did do it you know i'd be like i'm about to go i really didn't do it but we're in the room with the person

who did yeah yeah and then they just leave you know what i mean just some some absolute care it's kind of like that thing where we were talking about like how if if i were if like we were trump or whatever we would like pretend to be like taken control by forces beyond our control yeah just the stir shit vague like it tell everybody in the world

it's true and then everyone's like oh you must be talking about this obviously but oh yeah there's so many just some vague cryptic bullshit oh man I do love the joke

it's you know it's whatever but the joke of like cancer has spoken out and has denied anything to do with the murder Voddy Simpson like that that whole meme It's like, I, I, I, it's like, it's exactly like, that's, that's good. That's like a safe. That's a safe one.

But OJ Simpson's gone, rest in peace, I guess. I don't know, I don't give a shit. I don't know. I say, rest in peace. Yeah, there you go. Fallout show. The fallout show. I've only gotten 10 minutes into it.

Very time. Didn't have time to finish it. I didn't have time. Actually, I was watching, I was watching X-Men 97 right before it. And so episode five. Bro. We'll talk about that in a minute. We'll talk about that later.

We'll talk about that. Grammy levels. Grammy levels of word, bro. We'll talk about that later. I don't want my head to explode right now. Like, because that shit was insane. Grammy. It's so good.

I mean, Emmy? Wait, let's not get into it yet, but just episode five of XMany7 was fucking phenomenal. It was crazy. It was so good that like every line is quotable from that episode. Yeah. Let's talk about it.

Can I ask you one question? One question about X-Men before we, uh, is it, are they doing it like a weekly thing? You're not doing it like Fallout where they drop it all at once, right? It's weekly. Fall is dropped all at once.

I'll maybe check it out. Yeah, no, it's all out. Yeah, fall out. They dropped the whole season, yeah. Oh, very cool. I'll probably, uh, watched it tonight after UFC 300, baby. Oh, 300 tonight?

That's crazy. Oh, dude, that's why, um, I got to go at, uh, uh, three. Because that starts, because the fucking, this card is so since it's the, 300 thing. It's so stacked that even the fucking prelims, which usually just has nobodies on it, you know,

to the casual person. No. To a former champion of the lightweight division is starting off the main card at 3 p.m. And I'm like, this is, that's how stacked it is that I'm like, fuck, I got to go get to my place. I got to, you know,

so it's a whole thing. But yeah, I want to watch. So you guys, I've heard great things about Fallout. I've said I've literally only 10 minutes into it where literally they're just doing the, you know, there's no spoilers. It's just they're doing an exchange, right,

a resources for a breeder kind of a thing. That's literally as far as I've gotten and then I had to turn it off. Did you see the racially ambiguous baby? The racial ambiguous girl? No, I haven't even, no. I haven't even gotten to, like I said, like, I'm like 10 minutes in. Don't, don't, he's, yeah, leave it, leave it alone for that. But like, dude, like, it's, yeah, it's really good.

I'm on like the, I'm about to start the last episode. I finished the penultimate one last night. This makes a lot of sense. that the whole thing is out because I thought it was going to be episodic and I'm like, why is everybody saying it's so good? Like, I was like, is this one episode just drop?

I was just like, I was like, how good can it be within one episode? Like, don't they need to set everything up? I was literally confused. I was like, how? The first episode is really good though also. It's, it's, all right, fair enough. It's, uh, they nailed it. You know, they nailed the vibe.

I said before that like, it is kind of like a cheat code with Faw. Because just that, that just like the 1950s like wasteland aesthetic with like old timey music playing is just so cool it's just such a it's just such a good vibe that like you could really you could probably put young shelton in that universe and it would be like a really highly watchable show you know what i mean like it's yeah if he died if he died it's like it's like war films like think of think of a war film or a war show that people are like that was so much ass it's almost like i i can't think of one off the top of my head. I mean, people were like, I watched Band of Brothers, for example,

and it was way too overhype for me. I still enjoyed it. I got incredibly sad at the part when they're at the fucking the death camps in the intermin camps. That actually like fucked my brain up. Whoa, well, spoilers. Oh, yeah, big spoilers. Unless you didn't know it was about World War II. That is kind of a spoiler, right? Spoilers for, spoilers for World War II. But like that's the formula There are certain things I would love to be a charge of Because then I would be like Oh yeah

Even though I have no experience in this All the people around me will make it great And I feel like Fallout is one of those things That I did see a lot of politics Because apparently The same people They don't The same people that complain about everything

About video games and this this and that Like they didn't know the origins of fallout They don't know how it's a well, it should be pretty obvious that it's an anti-war sentiment in the same vein of... Oh, yeah. People, the same people that are like, oh, hell divers is fucking awesome, but not understanding how anti-war and anti-fascist it is.

It's the same people that don't understand. I don't know how you don't miss it. Like, I don't know how they miss it, I guess. The stupidest shit that I saw about the show where, we're, dude, it feels so funny as, you know, just seeing a show this good, as good as the Fallout show, and how, like, how it captures, like, the vibe and, like,

there's, there's props from the, from the game in there, like, the bobbleheads, the pit boys, the bobbleheaded brahmins, the fucking, you know, the ghouls look great, the five, the Stimpaq sound effect, like, everything is there. It's like, and the producer even said, like, dude, I played Fallout 3 and I fell in love with it, and I've always wanted, I, I wanted to make this

a real show. And, like, you could tell. You could tell, like, the people making it loved what the fucking, you know, the games were. And people are still like, man, the T60 power armor doesn't work that way, or like the helmet doesn't open that way. And it's like, dude, I wish I was you. I wish I was, do you understand?

We got a, I got a, I got a Halo show where Master Chief fucks a prisoner of war. Like, you, you have no idea how good you have it. You know how blessed you are? They have no, they cannot fathom, they cannot fathom how blessed air. It's like, oh, wow, your, your show actually uses sound effects and props and music from the games. I know, right? Wild. Crazy. They didn't even do, they didn't do any of that the Halo show at all.

It's crazy. I watched the entire episode of that guy out of his fucking, uh, what is it, the Muleyre armor. Right? Yeah. And like, I was just like, fucking so stupid. I was like, oh, okay. I, you know, this is a cool action sci-fi show that's not, it's just weird. It's, it was, it's entirely fine until you see the fall show and you're like, damn. You're like, oh,

what could have been? Like, we really could have had. I'm going to give you guys a take. I'm going to give you guys a take of mine. I think the Halo show is a fine show. It is not a good Halo show, though. I think it's a fine show. That's exactly the point. That's the problem is that the fallout show is a fine show and it's a great fallout show.

The Last of Us is a is a fine show and it's a great last of a show. There's no reason why the Halo show couldn't have been a great Halo show. What do you think? A fine show also. When these people want maximum money and stuff for producers and everybody that are running shit, I thought, I swear to God I thought after Deadpool 1 came out. I thought it was

we figured it out. I thought it was over. It was like, okay, great. This made a ton of money for a rated R film. This is what, this is the formula now. Just do what the dumb fucking audience wants. You know, that includes myself. Just give it to them.

Just give them what they want and then they're going to watch it. I don't understand like because I know there's people that take the artistic liberties, but I thought the producers are supposed to tell them to shut the fuck up. Because the producers want to maximize their profits and get their money back and shit

and make more money. I don't know. And there are some, there's like very much, they do take some liberties too. It's like, there's nothing wrong with that. It's like, it's just a matter of like, man, this is actually, this is just genuinely the game in a show for, like,

my parents would love this show, I think. And it's a great representation of Fallout. And I see people being like, well, this is Bethesda's fallout. This isn't like the original fallout. It's like I'm sorry, I hate to break this to you. Shut the fuck up. No, okay about the original fallout. Bethesda's fallout, even New Vegas,

which is based, you know, I mean, you know, let's be real. Like, it's, it's, that's Bethesda's bones. That's the bones of a Bethesda game there. Of course. I mean, just because of Spideon did it, it wouldn't exist without Bethesda. Success starts with your drive. An American Public University is here to fuel it.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing

pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Right. No one would have done it. And it's like, look, dude, this is when this is when Fallout was the biggest and the most popular. Like, I understand, I understand it's like, Oh, I wanted to be like the originals, but like, people really vived with Fallout 3 and New Vegas in a way that they didn't with the original. And I'm sorry. And I know people would be like, well, you fucking, you want the Halo show to be like the original.

It's like, yeah, because the originals are more popular than the current. Those are the ones that people vibe do it. That's not the same for Fallout. People don't care about the CRPG Fallout games much, man. Like they're, no, not at all. The vast Madrid people, the original fans still want it. Who do you know personally that played Fallout one? one and two. I know one person. I know a few people, but they're, but they are

fallout fans. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know disturbed people. I know people that played fallout three, and then they went back and played the first two. No, I don't know people that played, that played fallout one. They played all of them though. They played all of them. They're not even, you, you guys aren't even that fucking old. I don't believe that. I don't believe that. I don't believe that they played definitely play fallout. I believe that they played it retroactively. I don't think they grew up with it. I think you guys are too young for that. Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah, but it's Definitely too young.

I totally think you guys are too young for that. Definitely no one in my age group for sure, but I know people that have played them before. It would be like the same way to be like, oh, man, I grew up playing fucking Baldur's Gate and shit. I'm like, no, you didn't. No, you didn't. But what I'm saying, 100% fact, I can tell you one thing. I played Balders Gate 1 and 2 because of my uncle. I don't know what the fuck was going on.

I would admit that, but I did play because he liked that shit. And then I'm like, oh, yeah, now I'm, I played balls. And I played Deadly Alliance as well. That was me playing it. It's just like, and I'm not even trying to criticize. I'm just saying, like, I... Most of who didn't play Molders game one. I'm older.

I'm older, so there were some games I grew up with. Like, I grew up with StarCraft and a lot of old-ass shit, Diablo. But, like, say, there's a lot of people that they had to play it way after the fact because it just wasn't their time. And the same way, I feel like Fallout was the same fucking thing where nobody... My brother didn't play Fallout 1 and 2, because he was the one that showed me everything, like all CRP's. And so I missed it.

And I play Fallout 3 and I was like, this game's fucking rad. I tried playing the older ones and I'm like, I don't really. I was just like, they're not really for me, to be honest. Yeah, the gameplay of it is just very different. And look, it's like, I understand like, as an original fan wanting that, but at the same time, like, these are not really comparable things. You know, like, Fallout was really put on the map by three. That is the fallout that most people know. It is the most well-received and, like, most universally acclaimed Fallout.

But the Halo show, dude, the Halo show doesn't even know. go by the rules of even the shittier games. It makes its own bullshit up, which is even stupider. Even if they wanted to do like, oh, we'll base it off the new stuff, I would have been like, all right, well, at least they're basing it on the fucking game in some way. Even though I would have preferred, like, the originals because the originals were were to HALO, what Fallout 3 was to the original Fallouts. But, yeah, whatever.

It doesn't matter. The fallout show is really fucking good. Walton Goggins is so good in that show. Very fucking good, man. He's good in everything. He's good in everything. Yeah, he's great. Very true.

He's great. Like, I love him in Mayfley. Nothing. Nothing. Every time I've seen him, he was like, dude. Hateful eight. He was, uh, he kills everything. Matt, Matt Barry being in it was so nice to see.

Like, I was like, oh my God, they got this fucking guy. Aw, man. I didn't know he was in it. That would have been a nice little surprise for me. It's not, it's not, it's not a, it's, because it's, don't worry about it. Is he being Matt Barry, though? Is he like Matt Barry in the show? Somewhat.

Yeah. It's, it's enough. It's enough to notice. But like, yeah, it's, it's enough. It's good. It's good shit. Like, I highly recommend everybody if you have Prime,

check it out. Although Prime is doing this weird thing now that I didn't know that they were doing where like I was watching half I finished like three episodes or four episodes

and then an ad played. And I was like, yeah. Oh yeah. They, what is they? So every streaming service now is because they realize

that ads are is more profitable than premium versions of their so they're even Netflix, Disney Plus, they're all trying to get people to do the ad version of the thing. You can still pay more

for premium stuff and no ads, but they're gearing people more towards it because they make more money with the ads revenue. And so now all of a sudden, they just happen to just put ads in their shit. I started realizing this. I'm like, what the fuck? And then they have a thing that I thought was illegal

that their ads are louder than the fucking show. Because that used to be a thing, like, Hulu used to do this thing notoriously. And then they're like, no, you can't do that shit because it would be so much louder. Spotify, I remember Spotify being like really popular because it's like, You'd be listening to fucking, I don't know, fucking love me browning.

Because for whatever reason, that's what you're listening to. And then tired of the ads? And they would scream at you. And they would just like have these, like, it would be like a cow being slaughtered in the background. Like a pig being dipped in battery acid. Are you tired of the ads? Subscribe to Spotify premium. and get all sorts of fucking ads.

And then you just hear the 9-11 happening behind the guy and people screaming and explosions and oil catching and igniting. Like a fucking, like a pig game beat to death with a log. Is there anything worse than like a pig being slaughtered noise? That shit sounds so bad in person, man. I've heard it in person more than once. That shit sounds bad. It feels like.

It's funny. It's funny. That's how bad it sounds. It's almost funny. Like, actually, it's like, holy shit. It sounds like something that we shouldn't fuck with pigs because of how, like, almost demonic in a way. Like, it's just such a sound that you're like, bro, should we be eating this thing? This is crazy.

But it's so good. It's the way they kill it too, dude. I saw them kill it with a log. It's a log. For who? What type of people? It is it. they just hit it with logs

till they died. Who were the people that were killing fucking farmers farmers in the Caribbean that are just assholes they're like just getting a knife and slit its throat or something

they're just like not the uh... The most terrible the most terrible thing that I saw just head shots the whole time Oh my God The most terrible thing that I saw was like on a farm somewhere

where they like they killed pigs by having them stand in the center of a room and then they swing two heavy logs down and crush it. in between uh that's like it's like it's

like a trap yeah yeah they lure a pig up to like a piece of like I don't know whatever they whatever they eat what do pigs eat

anything anything slop yeah the idea of waiting the idea of leading a a pig down a thing

and then some guy comes and kicks in the heads hard and dies that's crazy that's it's a punter why even

Yeah, maybe you're at a wet stone You're at a wet stone Like why even lead it Why even lead it somewhere Where you can just have a guy Run up to it and kick it? No, he needs his, he needs his track He's enough track to get his

Enough speed Do you think the pigs If there was enough pigs They would rise up Like say for example You're just one guy And you're kicking the pigs to death Do you think all of them would just wait

To be kicked to death Or do you think some of them Might try to like bite you And eat you in something What do you think? If you can kick a pig to death In the head and it'll die those pigs better stay where the fuck they are

and die quiet. Because that's a strong pigs are tough. They're not weak animals. That's why when they beat them with the log, it takes so long for them to die. You hear it. That's crazy like, they'll eat your feet, man.

They'll bite your feet off. They'll eat you. They'll eat people. People have been taught to be eaten by pigs because they fall down like they hurt really badly. And they fall in a pen of pig. I learned that in a Redad Redemption, too. I was trying to lead to like a whole.

hilarious little scenario that we could have riffed on about a guy with no feet fighting a pig, but it's okay. It's sorry to smother it if you want. That was a dumb thing. That was a dumb thing you would have been the footless guy killing fighting pigs. It was going to do fucking roll like fucking sock and trying to get out the way of problems. Oh wow. Look at you having fun riffing about it. The uh, what I think it's silly. Do you think, do you think you could beat a pig with no feet? No. Maybe. I think I could. I think I can't run. I think I can figure it out. So the pig, so what do you got? What do you mean? How do you beat the pig? How do you beat the pigs? Well, I feel like now that I'm not encumbered by my feet. Success starts with your drive.

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24 7, 365. Wow.

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It's almost like I have spider legs now because they're all too, they're to a point. Yeah, yeah. It's like that. And like maybe it's exactly like that. It's like walking around. It's like, do you ever, did you guys ever like walk around on crutches,

but like without your feet? Sure. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like that So in this scenario You are a miraculous person Our nerve endings have been severed

We don't have any We don't feel our Because So are we talking about like they So the pigs Did they eat your feet To where you just have perfect stumps Yeah

Okay All right I can deal with that Yeah it's like one It's one one swift chomp And your feet are gone Okay It's just and it's like clean

And then See what I want I was hoping they would chompy to where you have, like, you know, a piece of your bone is kind of sharp. And then you could really just kind of rapier the pigs. They can really skewer them. Because, yeah, you could skewer them with your new pointy legs. I like that.

I think you'd be in a good spot, I think. And now you're, and now your feet aren't open to weakness because they can't, they can't eat your feet once they've eaten your feet already. You know? Do you think, can I? Yeah, go, go ahead. Well, I was going to say, like, do you feel like if you lose a limb, let's say you lost your arm or something? Or let's say, you know what? You lost your left arm and your right leg and you have like prosthetics.

Is there any part of you that is like relatively relieved that there's less of you that there could be a problem with? No, because really the biggest problems that I worry about are all in my fucking torso. like, you know, like, oh, I have this bump by my sternum. I think it's called sternum. Yeah, yeah, yeah, by that bone bite. Perfage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I have this bump here and I'm like, oh, no, what is this?

Should I get this screened? Like, God, you know, like, it's usually I don't feel, like, I felt a lump on my calf one time, and then I forgot about it immediately. And then I was like, oh, yeah. And then I checked. I'm like, oh, sweet, it's gone. Who cares? But if it's like on my torso, I get way more scared.

And I just want like, I wish we can. There's this picture of Arnold, Schwarzenegger, where most of his torso's gone. And it's just his legs pretty much just into his chest. So it shows him like flexing. And so he's pretty much just arms and legs. That's what I want to be. I just want to be arms and legs. And I feel like there's so much less maintenance your body.

Your body would probably run really efficiently because. Less stuff it has to do If you didn't have all of the middle parts To your body that keep you alive Sure Okay, so let me I guess I'm so Wait a second

What if all of my organs are just in just right Because it's just right In your arms In your arms and your feet in your head Yeah dude I think bodies are brilliant at adapting I think that is a real scenario That could happen

It's like you ever see those I just want magnet I just want prosthetic limbs I want like fucking like cybernetic limbs So bad Don't want you cut your legs on to look down, I want to look down at my cyber addict hand, close it and open it

and realize I could smack the fuck out of somebody so hard they would die now. Genuine question. Nice. Actual genuine question. If there were, if there were, if we were at a point right now where like there are

like amazing, uh, robotic prosthetics where like you could basically even like, it even mimics the sensation of touch. You know, like you can feel you can, you're basically you're, you're, you're, like 90% the way where your normal hand would be, like, as far as, like, mobility and dexterity and all that stuff. Would you willingly get rid of your arm for that? Not yet. No? It has to be, like, I'm saying hypothetically in a world. No, yeah. It has to be,

it has to be, it has to be better than, like, I have to be better than I was. I can't be worse than I am. There's no point. I'm just downgrading. Okay. So let's let's put it this way. Okay, let's put it this way. The arm is stronger than your human arm, but you only have, you're missing 10% of the sensations that you would normally get from your arm. So you can't feel necessarily everything,

and you're not as limber, but it is considerably stronger. Not to the point where you're able to lift a car necessarily, like easily, but enough that it's like, it's noticeable. What do you think of you? What do you can rip a door off its hinges, like, really easily? But, like, a car is still a fucking car.

Oh, really? easily. Brother, for just a little less sensation? What? What? Of course. I'm in a middle of that. I don't even know why this is a debate, really.

I'll do it for my legs. I won't do it for my arms. Brother, for just a little less. I get that. I mean, I want less sensation, man. When you fucking like hit. I'll go for my legs. Not my arms.

My arms. No. My legs? Hell yeah. I would kick the fuck out of trees. I would kick trees. I'd kick dogs. I'd kick people in the middle of their bodies and break.

their backs. The idea of speaking to get somebody in the spine with my robotic leg in their spine just pops like an x-ray

for mortal combat. This right here is evidence that when we have these upgrades available in the future, you will not be able to get them.

You've just completely sealed your, you've sealed your fate because they're going to scan your work history

and they're going to be like, oh no, this guy literally just wants to kill everyone. They're like we can't get it to

them. I want to, I want to, I want, I do something fucked up. Do something like weird and people are like

chasing guys to me that I look at them and I jump over like a fucking wall and they're like what the fuck was that? And I'm just like I'm gone.

You wouldn't necessarily be able to jump over a wall. I would get cybernetics to become accrupted. I, okay. Would you get rid of both your likes so it works? Huh?

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan. which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way. easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Would you get rid of both your legs then? Yeah, both of them. That's wild. I wouldn't do that. Maybe one. My legs, go to my spine. I go to my fucking, everything that I, everything that I, everything that I doesn't directly touch things, like touch and grab things.

I get rid of. No, I'll keep my eyes for now until I would like, I don't know, I get bored maybe. I don't want to. My eyes would probably be the first thing. My eyes would probably be the first thing to go, I think. I think I would immediately be like, get me, get me out of these eyes. I don't know if I trust the eyes. I would get a dick that comes out and it swings real fast, like a propeller, and then it stops.

Yeah. So you want a fake dick. So you're okay with having a fake dick, but you want your arms. Yeah. But like, you're like, you're like, Because I want to be able to touch. I want to be able to touch and feel things. I feel like that can ground me.

That'll be the only thing that grounds me when I'm like having, like when I'm really walling out. So it's like, hey, you touch my hand. I feel like having Dix sensation. I feel like Dix sensation is probably the most grounding thing that really reminds you. I think it's not. I'm not fucking no more.

I'm not there to fuck. I'm going to cause trouble. Oh, man. It's because your penis is already broken, isn't it? With my fucking cyber dick I was gonna hump a hole through a car Like somebody's gonna be driving a car

And my cyber is gonna come Right through their window into their fucking side You're a fucking villain dude You're a villain dude What are you doing dude And then I'm gonna hump the car over And then fucking do it You're gonna like convince all the doctors and scientists

That you would like need this for like Benevolent reasons Sir I need this I'm in so much pain all the time I need it And then I'm like, are you sure? Like, leave my arms, though. Leave my arms the same. And as soon as you're off the operating table,

you just hump a hole through the fucking surgeon. Hump a hold through his kneecap. Hump a hold to his whole ass. His knee is open. You're fucking still drugged with anesthesia. You're naked. You just bust out of there and just start reeking heaven immediately. All right.

I can't see yet, but I can hear. And I'm just listening for here. It is listening for stuff to antagonize. That's crazy. He's a fucking villain. I always do it. Come on, dude. It has to be one person to do dumb shit like that.

There's going to be way too many that would do that. It's going to be a bunch of people. It's going to be really superheroes and villains. That's when that shit's going to happen. We're going to really have that. But I'm looking forward to it. Do you think there will be, so what is the race? show between humans, the hero's the villain you think it would be.

Let's get the population got powers. I think it'd be 30-70. Sorry, I don't know. I think it'd be 30. 30, 50, 20% doesn't do anything. There is not involved. They're just doing it over themselves. Yeah. I think there would be more heroes and villains, I think.

Yeah. There definitely would be more. No, that most people aren't malevolent. I think that I would say 10% would actually be villains, but they would be really villainous. And they would crush a lot of people. So that's usually... I think there'd be more villains.

I think they'd be more villains. I think you'd have a lot of people. You'd have a lot of people who were villains in the same way that, like, I don't know, like, a petty criminal is a villain. Like, like, doing it really, really low level stuff. You'd probably have a lot of those, but I do think you would have more people trying to be, like, legit heroes and, like, 10% of villains being, like, you know, fucking really diabolically evil.

It'd be like Magneto's. It'd be like 20% Magnetos and Dr. Doom niggas. These guys are bad fucking nudes. Because it'd be the evil niggas that got good powers. Right. Like I can control fucking lightning. And it'd be like, ah, why would he get that? But I think there would be, I think there would genuinely be more heroes.

I just think like the heroes would be more, I feel like everything in the real world is a lot more gray than it normally would be anyway. Like I think you'd have a lot of villains who are probably like doing villain shit for good, like, relatively like more. realistic reasons. And you probably have a lot of superheroes who are doing really good shit, but are probably not great individuals. Not necessarily like the boys level where they're like fucking, you know, rapists or whatever. But like, I do think you'd have a lot more of a gray scale. Just because I look at, and I've brought this up before, because like, dude, the amount of trust that we have in each other as a society, like, even in this society, which is like a really, really low trust one in comparison to like other places like Japan is like, like,

we we have cars big metal vehicles barreling through the streets at like really like dangerous speeds at pretty much all moments of the day yeah and yet

the amount of people who are killed by that is not remotely as high as I would have assumed as I assume it would be same thing with guns the amount of guns that are on the street or like the amount of guns that are present in like the American population versus how many people actually like just go around shooting each other.

It's actually fucking remarkably low given like the sheer volume. So like I do think most people are inherently good and most people are like, like if they had some kind of level of power, they would try to exert it in a positive way. But I think there would still be pretty fucked up people. Right. Most people just want to co-justed. Even as twisted as like say a lot of ex sanely racist bigots are, they are fucking angels to their own kind or something.

people who they tolerate. It's so, it's such a fucked up dynamic. You know, like they just think in their little worldview that like, oh yeah, because you'll see, hey,

neighbor and shit and stuff, but then, you know, a black person passed by and they start snarling and shit. So it's like, it's just weird. Yeah.

It's like this weird fucking cognitive distance they kind of have where it's like, yeah, I love my brothers. And then, but then, you know, there's that nigga over there

that he just doesn't think is human and it's like, fuck. So, but I do think most people do try to do good. and they're doing fucked up things for like you said, you know,

for the wrong reasons. So, yeah, I agree with that. But I think it'd be fucking. I just don't. No way, man.

The only thing I feel like what happened is there's so many, like what's that one quote that one of the founding fathers says something like, evil flourishes or something when good men and women do nothing. Or they say good men. They didn't say women. But it's when good men do nothing. And it's in the same vein, I feel like there'd be just a handful of all.

villains that would be decimating a bunch of stuff and most people wouldn't do anything about it because they'd be too afraid. And then there would be a lot of good people trying to do something, but they'd get slaughtered to because they would get jaded. I thought it would be jaded. I thought it would be a lot of, it'd be a lot of heroes the first wave, right? It'd be a lot of heroes. Everybody's trying to the right thing. And then what would happen would be people would get still discriminated and hurt for just being heroes. And then it would just lead down a really fucked up path.

Also, I feel like it'd be like one horrible, like, pedophile that gets like time travel or some fucked ability. And it's like, no, this is so bad in your hands. This is so not good. Is it having sex with historical babies? Just going back and every great person, he rapes as a baby. Every good doctor king, Abe Lincoln, fucking, who else? Openheimer. fucking

everything that's crazy fucking Jesus Christ he gets kid Jesus He finds the real Jesus Like oh Jesus is real

And rapes The baby in the manger It's like So insane What the society Be like The world It would be completely

different It wouldn't be our world So it doesn't matter Let's do questions man This is fucking That's crazy It'd just be one guy with way too much power doing really fucked up things.

Let's let's let's let's yeah, let's get to some questions. Are a kid with fucking mental retardation I can make nuclear explosions. Yeah. Yeah. Zoro Camito wrote in. He said, howdy. Have you ever, wild. Have you ever, have you ever smacked your dick accidentally when taking a bath while trying to grab falling soap or something you dropped?

This happened to me recently. So it left me pondering and quaking in pain. I don't know. I don't know this specific, this specific scenario has never happened to me, but I've definitely, I've definitely tapped myself like a number of times where I'm just like, how do I eat?

I really can't fat this. I'm really too aggressively hit my testicles before. I'm trying to picture that person's scenario. What did they smack their dick on? Immediately. I don't know. His hand. That doesn't, that's stupid.

That's so stupid. That, that, he smacked. So he smacked his own dick trying to grab soap. Is that what he's saying? Yeah. His story matters so little to me. I'm going to be real. Jeez.

I just thought it was a good question because I often find myself. Not often, but like every time that it does happen to me where I hit myself in the balls, I feel like such a fucking idiot. Where it's like, how do I, how did I do this to me? It's usually like some, like, it usually happens whenever I'm like managing wires. And it's like, oh, a bunch of wires. and then I'll like do the thing where like I roll it around my hand real fast to get it in a roll and then it'll like it'll tap me and I'll be like oh what how did I do this how does this how does this how it's almost like biting your tongue when you're eating where it's like how the fuck oh that's so much experience I have so much experience navigating this and it's like how do I how did I manage to be so stupid in this one instance where I like just forgot the mechanics of my own body um it's unfortunate that shit's whack biting the tongue is a fuck god damn So yeah

He said smack dick So I'm like First of all That's already weird Because I think probably people Hit their dicks all the time They don't notice it's hitting the balls Like you were saying

That's the thing that stands out Or I have one burn I have one burn it to my memory of It was I think so I was really young And I was Balancing a book on my I was laying down on my bed

Balancing a book on my knee Like kind of like reading it in a way that it's almost falling off my knee, but I'm kind of have my hand. And it's just like, it was kind of like a little thing so I can just read it from a distance. It was nice. And then I got careless where it just fell to the side a little bit. And I was wearing very just silky boxers. Success starts with your drive.

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan. which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Because it's kind of it was kind of a nice way to do. You're laying down your knees are perched up and a book kind of against your knee. It was kind of nice. Not anymore. Yeah. I learn my lesson. It's the most it's the most disappointing feeling in the world when it happens. When I get really upset, when I get really upset, I squeeze my balls.

I get really said I squeeze them tight. Tight, dude. That's so crazy. Like a stress ball. You can see the veins bulging out of my fucking arm and one side of my face. And I squeeze them and I squeeze them. And I'm, I squeeze them.

And when I calm down, I don't squeeze them no more. That is insane, dude. I got to get really mad to do it, though. I got to be really upset. If you see me put my hand in my pants when I'm mad at you and I start squeezing my balls, you're in danger. You better watch out.

So how many times have you squeezed your pants while you're doing PVP? Damn, bro. Every time. I'm playing with, one hand pretty much. I'm competently playing a PVP shooter at one hand. The other hand squeezing the fuck out of my ball.

Don't call me. The pain helps me focus. Don't call me Shirley Rodin. She says, quick question. If all of you were to do a commentary track for a movie, which movie would it be? The idea of watching Rocky with the commentary track being all about piss bits sounds more enjoyable possible extra ammo material. I have, so I've, so I'm, I'm gonna admit that this is like pretty shameless, but there's a,

there's a YouTube channel called Pretty Much It where it's just these guys, I've never met any of them. I don't know any of them individually or anything, but they do these like commentary tracks for like movies. That's like their whole thing. And they do it for pretty much everything. Like they cover every single movie and they, they sell their, their commentary track on their Patreon so you could like listen to it alongside the movie.

I've always felt like that was like a brilliant idea because it's a way to monetize other people's content without actually stealing it and you can sell it and it has nothing you're not selling the movie it's it's it's such a smart idea and i have thought about how fun it would be like if we were all in person not necessarily do this for every single movie but like for like special one-offs to do something like that where we're like especially when we're all in person and we can watch it in person and do all that stuff like in-house in the room with each other how fun it would be to watch something like Spider-Man or Rocky or something that has relevance to us. Not like fucking Lindsay Lohan movies or anything.

Every like couple months, just do one of those. I feel like that would be fun sincerely. But yeah, I've actually thought about, so I have a seven-minute video that exists in my hard drive. of my friends and I commentating over what was it the Force Awakens and it's probably

one of my favorite moments because we turned Han Solo into just a seethingly old racist man and just it was just like it was the part where his cargo ship is like well he's the ship's getting invaded I think he gets a

they get a captured or whatever I can't really remember like he knows all those people come All those people come. He finds the ship and then the motherfuckers are on the ship too. Oh, yeah. It was that. It was just like that scene or whatever.

It was that whole that whole segment. I was just, I was like, yo, let's do this. We did a couple of things. We did like full metal alchemists on fucking Netflix and we're just doing some dumb bullshit. And anyway, we didn't really go far with it. But I was thinking about this recently because we talked about bringing the N-word club back. But I was, I was like, I don't really wanted to be a clip show anymore. because I'm just not that interested in harvesting clips.

But I was like, what if... Yeah. It was that. What if it was that movie commentary shit? Because that's... To me, that's always... Whenever my homies are... Whenever we're watching, that's all we do, essentially.

We're just talking shit. It was just like... Dude, we made fun of that... We made fun of that fucking horror movie that Ben... Exactly. Dude, our friend Ben put on a movie. That's what the piss came from. That's where the piss started.

That's where it was born. but we made fun of our friend for he chose a movie we should experiment and we just made fun of it I'm down to do that for actually ammo where it's one time we just record us all watching something and we just make fun of it into the make fun of it till it's bones

we could pull the we could put the we could yeah we'll figure it out behind the scenes but I've always it would I don't I just don't I don't want it to be like oh you guys are ripping off you know whatever it's like it's not rid of them off It's not really them off.

People have been doing that shit way before. I'm sorry, I don't know your people. Like, I've been listening to Fat Man on Batman, for example, for like over a decade. And then one of my favorite things is the main co-host now, he would come on every once in a while. And they would just do commentary over every Batman film. And it was fucking funny shit. It's an old style of, I mean, it is like Mystery Science Theater 3,000 also was doing it. It's just like.

100. I do think, yeah, I mean, it's whatever. It's an open idea. But I do want to do that at least a handful of times. I wouldn't want it to be like the main thing or like what we would do every single week or anything. But I think every once in a while I think it would make a lot of sense. Like for like for Rocky for Spider-Man for some other movie. That's not a bad idea.

I want to do I want to do one for Dune, bro. The one for Dune where I just make it extremely racist. Like like turn that universe. take all of the respectable parts of that universe out and just make Paul the biggest big it ever. We'll figure something out. I think it, I think, I don't know.

I'm Kuna Dede instead of Mujahid. Koon Adi, shut the fuck up, dude. That's funny. I think that's just a better idea than just some one-off shit, though. That's the only thing that I have. I just think it's like a, that's a,

oh, just naked. But yeah, I would love to do that because it's always, that's just, just whatever does. And it could be

and I think it could be it could also be edited down into like a highlight reel for like the channel too like to I don't know I think like I would love to do that and that's my favorite content

to edit honestly like when we did a while ago Sweeney and I and Gabby actually did we did a like a playthrough of life is strange

we played it for like an hour and just recorded us playing it and like riffing on it and editing that down into like a fun 10 minutes was like a really good like that's fun as fuck like sincerely like I love editing that kind of because it's not just me it's like other people and I get to like strengthen other

people's anytime I get a chance to strengthen somebody else's joke with like some editing or like some visual flare like some audio effect or anything like that it's like it's so much more fun and gratifying than to do it to myself so I even I would love to just edit those it's a good It's a good idea. But anyway, to move on. There's something that I've always, this is real quick before we move on.

I just want to say that there's something that I've. Of course, yeah. I've thought about what this is different, but in the same vein, just within the main show. And as segments, one of my favorite things that I would see some podcasts would do,

which is a completely normal thing because they're telling stories. But usually they're telling stories about a movie or they're just explaining the plot. And then what people, will do their fans will take clips of that movie or something alongside of their commentary explaining it and they're it's really fucking entertaining especially for movies that you don't really give a shit about like for an example come town talking about stevens seagall's movie

it's called sniper special ops and talking about how fucking insane that movie is because stevensagal is an insane person and i'm like this is yeah i'm never going to watch that movie but that like segment of them explaining how crazy it is and seeing some of the scenes on top of and I was just like this I can't believe this movie exists I can't it's honestly Steve Sagan is is that a wild character that is a character he's a wild character dude character is a character is a perfect description of who he is he's a character you ever heard his reggae album yes I have I have why the fuck have you heard his reggae album dick I I am a loke I'm I'm I wouldn't say I'm obsessed, but I'm obsessed with everything that he's been involved in.

Like, there's so many things he's been involved in, like, the, at him being involved with Anderson Silva, for example, and Anderson Silva saying that like, yeah, he's the one that taught me the front kick. Like, just a front kick, you know, and Anderson Silva's knocked out a couple of people with that shit, just hitting them in the jaw with the front kick. And giving credit to Steven Seagall and Seaman's goal, like, yeah, you know, unironically being like, yeah, like, I taught Anderson, for how to do this.

And I'm like, this is, I can't believe this is happening. This is, it's, it's, give me a headache. He's such a fake martial artist. He's so fake.

He's amazing. He's amazing. He's amazing. It's insane. Watching him do martial arts. You know what's crazy? Like he, he was,

he insulted Michael J. White. And I was just like, how are you gonna, how are you gonna insult Michael J. Why he's like a proven, spard, like, titled. He's the title held like martial artist.

He's done like Olympic martial art. Look, And it's just like, he's not a real fighter. I just imagine, like this in the context, I imagine this in the context of like an RPG

where like Steven Seagal is the quest giver and you do a quest for him and he rewards you with the fucking front kick. And that's like the scenario in my head where it's like your rewards for finishing this mission collecting like fucking eight,

I don't know, Ahamkara claws is like you learn a front kick. Eight dragons claws. Late games claws. Steven Seagull's like here here's a front kick. It's like dude, I can throw meteorites. You gave me a front kick. It's crazy though because he does have terrible.

He does have some accolades though. Like he, okay, he is an Akito master, but Akito is really not that viable. Not a real fighting. Not really. Like it's almost like akin to judo, but like fake judo, I guess. But then like he spent time in Japan learning some real martial arts with an actual real senseys and shit. He knows how to speak Japanese.

Like, there's some real shit to him. But, like, he's also coupled with, that's why it's so fascinating. He's real and then his fake is, it's so crazy. He's guiding guys around and throwing them and them just doing froth and so much. Like, that's not real, dude. I love it. I love it so much. I love how fake.

Maybe when he was, and also he was, he was, it was weird because he was really in shape guy in, like the 80s movies. And he wasn't really in shape. He was just kind of tall wearing all black. He was just toned. He was tone. He was tone. I was like, what is his fight seemed to do? He's no one, what's called, John Claude Van Dam.

There you go. He's no none of them. And he shits on John Clod Van Dam, which is hilarious. He sheds on John Claude Van Dam, which is hilarious. He's, he's talked shit about him multiple times. But go ahead. Let's get past this guy. Like, he's, don't talk about my DVDs, bro.

I need a whole, I need like a half, move on. I need like a half hour to talk about him, dude. Like, there's not enough time. Let's move on. Mariah Carey, more like Mariah Scarry. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Rodin. Nice.

That's her name. Or the person's name. He says, what up? wild especially and maybe a few too many racial slurs maybe. My question is this. Especially with all the wild shenanigans going on at Boeing. How do you guys

stay calm leading up to and on flights? I've been trying to remind myself that dying in a fiery crash is statistically incredibly unlikely but I can't get out of the back of my head that maybe mine will end in tragedy and be the one that finally forces these pieces to change the business fundamentally. It's a good question

because I just made me nervous because I have to fly next month He made me nervous. He fucked up my energy. You're not, you're gonna be fine. I don't even like, you know what I honestly like,

I'm going to fucking Ohio or Illinois. Why are you going to Ohio? That's boring. My next is graduation. I told you guys twice. Oh, I mean, like, look, man. Success starts with your drive.

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Morgan I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan which is America's largest injury law firm that's pretty awesome I think I saw billboarded years recently it said 20 billion one 20 million is an insane number yeah 20 billion recovered it's actually I think somewhere north probably closer to 22 23 after this year and each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on awesome so how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan what What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan,

America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Do you have so many nieces' graduations? How am I supposed to fucking keep track? I have three nieces that are all on the same age. They're graduating.

Right, right. But what I'm saying is like you, you often have like family things going on that like you have nothing to do with you. So like I'm, I've already had it in my mind that I'm like I'm not going to commit anything that he says. It's a memory. If it's regarding like a family. My niece is effectively my sister. She's effectively my sister. Because my sister's so much older than me that my niece is closer age me than my sister is.

I understand. But like you're always talking about like how I can't I can't go do this thing because I have to go to my accountant's niece's sister's bris. And I'm like I'm sorry. Like I can't do it. Um, you know, it's, you don't get it. It's like a free accounting, bro. Everything's for a reason, man. Whatever.

Free accounts are a great thing, bro. The point is, you just have to accept that you're going to die. You have to accept that. I'm going to die and I'm okay with that. Once you accept, once you accept that once you're on a plane, you are as good as dead, everything's fine. Like, sincerely. Because then you're pleasantly, it's almost like you're pleasantly surprised by the fact that you've made at home.

I always think about like, I'm more afraid of the landing going wrong than I am about anything in the air. Because my assumption is like when we land, the wheel's going to get fucked up or like they're not going to be able to break in time because it feels really fucking fast. And it still doesn't really make sense to me.

The shaking. It really doesn't fundamentally make sense to me how a plane going that fast could slow down as quick as it does with everything. Like, especially on those fucking wheels that look so small in comparison. Like they look like such little, pinky fucking baby wheels.

But like it doesn't fully make sense to me. So I'm always thinking like we're going to crean. We're going to drift into like the airport and crash and explode. But there's nothing worse than it landing and they land in the taking back off again. And you're like, no, no. That's the worst experience. That is so fucking terrible. Because you're almost free.

You're almost free. Or you're on a plane and someone starts getting really loud and you're like, oh man. But yeah, I don't know, man. Flying doesn't scare me as much as it used to. Flying doesn't scare me as much as it used to because I remember having this experience where like the masks came down. I think I must have told the story on the podcast before. But like I was on a plane where there was like so much turbulence and like some fucking weird thing happened. I think it was described as like a glitch.

Although I don't, I feel like I'm just like making, I'm feeling that in my head because I don't know why that would have been anything other than that. Because there's nobody, somebody did that on purpose. So like the masks came down when there was turbulence. And I remember like that was. in the early days of me flying a lot when I started flying like often like when I would go home and to LA like five times a year

and I was totally calm and fine because like at that point I was so nervous getting on the flight that I was like I'm gonna die on this plane and then when the mask came down I was like yeah okay here it is and then they were like false alarm sorry

and I was like that's crazy that is a wild thing hypothetical real quick guys hypothetic right let's see you guys are on the plane, right? And one guy gets up and he starts getting in line, he's like, everybody, and then right as he says that, one guy grabs him,

and you you don't see it, but you notice his jaw is a little bigger than it should be. Bites solidly and says throat, and you hear like a few crunches, crunch, crunch, and a guy's not moving in him, the guy's not making noise anybody, he's gone. Do you get mad or do you

continue just like, oh, thanks. Oh, dude, I think I would spend, so. What do you do? Why would we get mad? You're like saying that you just keep sitting down quietly flying to where you were going? I would think. I would have to think about it.

I would sit there in silence pondering for a good five minutes because there's two scenarios that that could be. There's two scenarios there. Either A, the person who got up was about to hijack the plane and that guy saved us. Or that guy was getting up to warn you about this guy who just bit his throat out. And so like I would have to really sit and think about like who is the real. who like is this concerning or was I just saved and I'd have to replay the footage in my head over and over again I would be so still in my seat I would just sit there

and try not to cry I don't know I would think it's the former though I would think it was a former like he saved us and as long as the jaw man didn't do like it to another person then I'm completely quiet right after that he's quiet no no no nothing he's back to what you're doing. I would think it's the original scenario.

I'd be like, he saved us from some fucking terrorist. He coughs and you hear him cough and everybody, everybody stops breathing when he calls me. Just the fucking cart titan looking out for us, man. Like, did a good job. Or the guy, man. Yeah, we were going to get, I was in this, yeah, in 20, in 20, in 20,

for I was in his flight, right? And this guy, I think he was going to attack hijacked a plane. But some dude unhinged his jaw and like swallowed like three eighths of him, man. and we just went back just continued flying we didn't want to say anything he kind of saved us but like

I would be totally okay with that to be honest we let him off the plane first too why not hero like you're talking about like fucking give him some metal give him some fucking stupid dopey army vets medal of honor

I would not I would just want to be not near him I would just want to not be near that guy like whatever speeds up be not being near him I'm okay as long as their threat is not like, as long as I'm not aggrowing them, I don't care.

Like, that doesn't, that doesn't bother me. You're like, man, I'm pretty hungry. You just like, yeah, as long as I'm not in their vicinity, yeah, all right. Yeah. You're in a plane. When you're on a plane, you're in everyone's vicinity on that plane. Well, I mean, not, not really. It just depends.

To me, it's like, I just don't fuck with the captain and don't fuck with me. That's, that's it. You can eat everyone else as just leave me alone. That's so fucked up. Right. You leave me alone and I'm fucking, I'm, I'm. cooling, man. One more.

I'll help you everybody else. Me and you. Get another question in here. Yeah. Let's get another question in here. Imagine coming home and Ethan Ralph is there. He says, thought you could talk shit, huh, Darkie? And it comes on your doorknob.

That's his name. He wrote in. He says, hello, darky, darker, and white man in all caps. White man. That feels, man. There's something about white men in all caps. It feels like a more offensive phrase than fucking darky to me. It made me feel dangerous.

It made me. Makes you feel danger. I don't know why. Yeah, it's all paths. Times New Roman. This question is more towards Derek and Sween. What did you guys think of the House of Dragon show? What are your favorite moments and are you guys worried about this fucking up like Game of Thrones?

Yeah, I've not seen the show at all. I still haven't seen the other. I'm not worried about it. Is it good? Yes. It's pretty good. I liked it. I liked it.

It's Matt Smith. God, he's, I think he's, I think, I think he's great as, uh, he's, he's been doing some villainous roles and I think he's perfect for that because he has this, he has you, he has you noticed like a lot of British people, they, they're quote unquote handsome, but they're also hideous at the same time. And he's like, one of those people, you look at that motherfucker and you're like, what is, what is going on with this dude? What happens is this, right?

British people are so violently inbred and they dictated, they dictated what beautiful was for a while. So like now it's like This person's gorgeous This person looks like This person looks like he's definitely his cousin And his own daughter Yeah

Same thing with the Benedict Cumberbatch Like he's another person who's like Oh he's kind of handsome But he also look at him You're like the fuck is wrong with this dude I think he's like very fine looking I don't

I think he's literally like Like an optical illusion where you see One thing where he looks handsome And you see the other he's like Fucking just just a monster Like he looks like alien to me. I think that's why I think of Adam Driver.

I thought Adam Driver was British because of how he looks. You know, because I was thinking when I first noticed him like acting, I thought he was just putting on an American accent, right? I was just thinking he was just doing the American dialect. But yeah, he was in a fucking army and shit. And I was just like, no, you look British.

What is this? I don't think he was at all, personally. What are you talking about? He looks fucking. He looks like. He looks like, he looks like if he if he fucking bro there's plenty that you don't have to be porcelain white to be British like is fucking uh what's his name

Superman Superman's not porcelain white either he's just he's a fucking regular white guy to me he looks like blessed he doesn't count as one of them he looks more I could he has good genes uh a bald head nigga that does all the action films uh Jason Statham he's not porcelin either

he looks kind of fuck yeah there's images to him that like fucky They're like, fuck, making shit up now. He's just like pretending to think Adam Driver doesn't look fucky. I never say he doesn't look fucky. I said never thought he was British. That's why it is. I thought Adam looks fucking.

I don't know what I was like. Do you remember that image of the mouse? It looks like Adam Driver. There's a mouse that looks like him. Do you think, do you understand why I think Adam Driver looks British by just by just by looking at him? He looks unique. He looks unbred. Like he looks.

like a guy that's like had one too many cut he looks close to uh who is it prince charles or uh i don't think he does that really dude put them together they look like they were cousins and they they and their parents fucked or something at some point some weird shit happens but adam driver just happened to come out english uh american anyway house of dragons right fun show uh pretty good obviously I enjoyed it I need to watch it again though I don't because they said favorite moments

I actually forgot most of the show I'd have to watch My favorite moments when the drag 8th of the dragon easily When his muffler got on a dragon When this little dumbass kid went to a castle He saw lightning flash And the dragon was bigger

Than the castle And he stayed there Instead of leaving with his dragon That is my favorite moment I'm like oh you deserve to die Well there you go Right now you deserve to be killed.

My favorite mom was the incest. Yeah, yeah, there's always incest, man. Where there's Targaryians that will be incest. There will be some

sweet incest. What else you got for us? Why are they always fucking their family members? What's like, why are they always fucking their family members? I'm like, that's how it is, girl.

That's how they like it. That's how it goes. If you had good blood, you'd want to do it too, Lily, you know? All right, next question. There's like, oh, there's a couple good ones that I would want to end on.

Oh, you know what? Let's do this one. It's somewhat interesting. Mike Sapien, right? Sorry, I'm meeting cashews. I got like really hungry. Ola Trio Los Snarkos. As your only conservative listener, I wonder, would you be open to having a guess with an opposing viewpoint on the show?

Someone like Sargon or John Tron would probably be up for it and an entertaining guest. I don't know why tantrons are that. This is just strange. But I think Sargon, I don't know. Like, the thing is, like, I don't think I would mind having somebody with an opposing view on the show. I just don't know, like, who would.

I don't know. I think the issue is, it's like, we're not a debate show. Like, that's kind of the thing. It's like, we don't really, like, we're not here to teach you anything. We're not here to, like, you know, preach or anything. Like, we talk about, like, what we talk about what we think about certain things politically. And that'll come up on the show, like, when it's, you know, I, you know, sometimes it comes up because it's just relevant to the story. Sometimes it just comes up because it's just an interesting facet of the conversation. Sometimes it's spurred on by a question. But we're not here to like argue like policy or any of these things or like, like, we could, I guess, but like that's not really the point or like anything. Yeah, I mean, if, if somebody with some opposing viewpoint wanted to come on and like riff, it would also have, it would also depend on like how, like what kind of opposing viewpoint is it, you know? There's a line for.

all sorts of things. Like I wouldn't want to have somebody on the show who's like, yeah, I'm a, I'm pro pedophile. You know what I mean? Like, I wouldn't want that person on the show. Look, there is absolutely a threshold you absolutely wouldn't cross, obviously. But there is, like say for example, a John Tron is a perfect example of

somebody would be awesome to be on the show because we're most likely not going to talk about political views. And yeah, there are some disagreeable things we've had just from some of this, you know, but that's not what we're doing. Sargon, for example, would be different because pretty much all he does is talk politics. So he wouldn't be a good guest for our show, you know, like in that way and say, like,

I don't mind having a conversation with them outside of that where I would talk to a lot of conservatives. Success starts with your drive. An American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online program. APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our programs are designed for people who never stop. You bring the fire, APU will fuel the journey.

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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If they want to, like, have an actual conversation, the only thing, this sounds kind of pretentious. It's like, they're wrong. on like almost everything. It's just like it's one of those things where people would be like, oh, that's such an ignorant thing to say because this is that. I'm like,

no, I just live in reality. I read. I understand history. And so many talking points that come from that side. It is based on non-factual things because it just, that's not how you control people and keep them listening and stuff. Like even when you're talking about anything,

like any subject where I was just trying to have a conversation with somebody about fucking World War II and, The whole the idea of national socialism and then from the conservative talking points, for example, saying, well, it has the word socialist in it. So they're socialist. And I'm like, that's not even like, do you do any history at all? Like anything? Like it's just read Hitler's own words where it's just a sciop essentially where he's like, I'm going to call a socialist, but it has nothing to do with actual socialism, Marxism or anything. And then obviously what actually happened in Nazi Germany? And it's like we can have these conversations. There's a fundamental. There's a fundamental. There's a fundamental. fundamental misunderstanding about like a lot of things politically speaking like like even just labels like marxists Marxists are considered like really really like so far left that it's crazy but like they like Marxism is pro gun even though it's like a super like left-leaning belief and like I feel like a lot of right wing people would probably like what the fuck is it how? It's just like it is they don't it's a lot more complicated than you think they are and yeah they're just not getting a lot of facts information and yeah and also like

I don't want clips of the show. I don't want clips of our show where it's just debate stuff. I hate that. It's like the worst, it's the most annoying content that I see on my feed, on TikTok or anywhere else, where it's just like people debating on a podcast

because it's always, no matter what you do, you could clip the same exact argument out of a debate and posted on the fan sites for either of these two people. And both audiences would be like, wow, he crushed it. And it's just like, it's so not,

It happens all the time. And that is my biggest problem. And whenever I see a debate, one thing that they always leave out and why it frustrates me and why I never finish them is they just don't even, there's no concession. And I'm like, I'm sorry, we can't move forward until you admit what was said or whatever this point is. I just gave you real shit right now. We verified or whatever. I need you to concede that you're fucking wrong. so your audience understands that you're wrong.

And if I'm the one that's wrong, I would, see, the thing is, and here's the biggest thing that I want to say. I think this is really important. And then we'll just end the show, you know, whatever. But when it comes to why I say that blanketed thing about the right is like, you usually doesn't have facts a lot of times? Because just from watching the people, always ask people like, hey, how many times have the people that you watch made retractions?

How many times do they take the videos down when they get shit wrong? Right now, there is a lawsuit happening. Right now that is going after Fox, fucking Tim Pool, all the big outlets because they just put shit out, don't verify anything. They're getting fucking sued. So what happened, Alex Jones. How many times has this happened to left-ween pundits? How often does that? No, they always do retractions.

Every time I watch these people on the left, it's like, oh, we fucked this up. Sorry, guys, we did this because they're doing real journalism. And people don't want to hear this because it's like, you know, it's pitting left and right. but I'm just being objectively, I watch media on both sides, and there's a very big difference between left-wing media and the right. And it's not just all, not everything is perfect, obviously. But you can tell when people are trying to do real journalism, where they do retractions,

they make sure that they print retractions on their fucking websites, because they have to do that legally. So you don't, because people don't sue because it's hard, but they can get sued in right now, Tim Poole and all those people are getting sued right now because of that. that Nazi white supremacists that fucking did the shootings and stuff. And they, they pinned it on some other, some fucking vato that had nothing to do with it.

Spawn from Twitter. And now they're in trouble because of this shit because someone's actually deciding to sue. And it's like, well, that shit wasn't happening. I'm just saying. This is, yeah, no, a great example of this. And we'll cut off immediately after. It was what I wanted to talk about the fallout show. But I totally got derailed and I totally forgot what I was saying.

All right. where I saw some people complaining. I saw, like, the biggest post that I saw about people complaining about the show, man, the show retcons New Vegas to mean that it, like, never happened or whatever. Or, like, they show New Vegas in flames or whatever. And it shows a screenshot of that happening in the show. It's like, this show sucks. I can't believe they did this.

They don't care. That is from a stylized title sequence. It's not true at all. I saw this thing with like 50,000 up votes. It's like, wow, they retcon New Vegas? Not true at all. Just completely made up. From like, right.

But like, but 50,000 people believe it because they saw an out of context screenshot being like, oh, well, in the stylized. That would be like, that is believing that a stylized introductory sequence where it's just clearly motion graphics going through credits is literal canon is a, is like one step removed from people believing that characters in media can see their own fucking subtitles. It is a, it is a level of media. It is a media of, it's a level of media literacy that I fucking cannot fathom. and for that reason, I don't believe that we can really be trusted with political discourse anymore. Like, I just don't think

it's like, it helps anybody. I think it's completely fucked. I think there's an algorithmic incentive to just say the wrong shit and not care about whether or not you get shit wrong. Dude, there's so many, I think it's gotten worse. On that post, on that post, dude,

on that post and posts like it, I see people like, everybody's correcting them. And they're like, oh, you should take this down because it's like just literally misinformation. and then they're like, oh yeah, you're right. I'm going to leave the tweet up, though, because I don't hide from my mistakes. And it's like, no, you're just engagement farming.

No, you're fucking engagement farming. Shut the fuck up. It's why it's difficult for me to take anything like that seriously. It's like, I don't know who's really genuine in that sphere. I do want people, like, I'm so glad that some people are, like, Alex Jones got held accountable. Great. People say that like, because, look, look, it's say he got held accountable because all the shit, it finally caught up with him. it's because some people finally get the resources together and actually do something about it.

Most people won't do anything about it that lives a TikTok person. She's next. It's going to happen to her very soon. Once the people get their ducats in order, Chaya Rajik, whatever the fuck her name is. The thing is, like, I would talk to anybody and I would, I guarantee fucking to you. I am not a like, oh, I'm an always right type of person. I can be wrong. I've been wrong so many fucking times.

But when I tell you the difference between these. two sides. It's fucking night and day. And the only reason you don't think that is because you consume one side that will always lie about fucking everything. And there's not enough time to go through all the lies. And the one thing is I said that there's the lack of concession. Like I watched a, what was it, the Israel-Palestine debate between these scholars, three scholars and then fucking destiny.

And I'm just like. okay, I'm saying this thing kind of get moved on and push forward and all this shit, but I'm like, can we not move forward until there is a consensus? There is an agreement that who is right and who is wrong. I feel like if debates work that way, they would actually be viable. They would actually, because then you can't start past it. I think the right and wrong aspect of it is impossible to acquire now. I think like the, because like there is, there is a right and wrong and there is a right and wrong in things often.

There is more often than not a right and wrong. what happens is that these political people they don't they're they getting in them the submits them themselves being wrong is like trying to get the fucking son to stay up all day

it just it doesn't work like well because we don't have a format of doing that though I feel like it's like trying to play basketball without a fucking like a back like well no there's I feel like it's just in the same way how there's clear winners and losers in sports and debates with there was also but the baits are ideals man

I think it's different. No, it's not. Not all the time. Absolutely. You can debate ideas, but it's not all ideas. Not all the time. Brother. Like,

there are going to be time. So what I'm trying to say is, what I'm trying to say is, and it's not, it's not that deep. It's just like I said, imagine playing basketball without a fucking hoop, man. We got to score. Somebody's got to win. And in these debates, I think there's going to be debates of ideas, which is a completely different thing.

That's a conversation. A debate to me, there should be a victor. So we can really. understand truly who's right in this situation and because I feel like there's a lot of times there's clearly is somebody who's right if you're being objective about it but since nobody ever concedes or

that never happens even the fucking moderator that's there doesn't do it it just kind of becomes like what did we do this for because like you said Chris the whoever the fans of this parissocial relationship like oh you mop the floor with them and vice versa and it's like okay this got nothing

I agree I agree in some way I agree in some way because like I think it's like almost like there should be like a completely impartial moderator there who is fact checking everything that these people are saying and like hey and telling and telling yeah and basically you have a you have a tally at the end being like

how many things that this person get right how many times that this person I guess okay I guess how many times how many times that this person cites something like I said how playing basketball without a fucking hoop doesn't make sense we need to keep score there needs to be a victor

you're right okay so there should be it's too yeah if you went through if you went through a conversation or if you listen to a debate and even if you agreed with the guy who lost, right? Let's say you watch like an hour and a half of a debate and then like it ends and then you're like, man, I think that other guy really got it.

And then a guy comes in and he says, all right, this is how many times you, this is how many times you got something right? This is how many times you cited something that was incorrect? This is how many times, you know, and basically he but tali of like almost like a KD in some way. It's like, this is how many things you said that were like verifiably true. This is how many things you said that were like verifiably false.

And I feel like the person who has, there's a way, there must be a way to math that out where it's like, oh my God, this guy told like 50 lies and the other, and 10 truths. And the other guy told like 40 truths and like seven lies. Like very clearly the guy who lied more lost.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Like there's a way to, I think there's a way to do that. I understand. I completely agree. When I think of a debate, when I think of a real debate between somebody,

when I think of debate to somebody I think of this of arguing ideals right well you're thinking of a discussion their ideals and then and when often arguing in a middle of ideals there are often arguments of ideals there are facts and truths that lead people to get to these certain

ideals they have right so I think well people always well what I'm people argue with sites with citing they cite sources to like they're arguing ideals but they're using like real evidence to back up

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Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Yeah. Yeah. But I feel like often it's going to be like people are going to, because I think I thought that would just alter how language is used then. People would be like it would change because it's the nature of debate is supposed to be. I feel like once upon the time there might have been a time people could like debate you and be like, oh, that doesn't make sense. Oh, there's some truth to that.

I get that. And all it is is meant to just try to inform someone of something. I think you're thinking of conversation still like I keep saying. It's the simple informative nature. Like, I think debate should be a thing, like how a sport is a thing. Like, and then there's conversations. There are, there is discourse. There is, that is completely separate.

That is not keeping score. That is just fucking whatever. But then there is, we're going to set up this debate. Now let's challenge each other and let's see who's correct. And I feel like that is so easy to determine, but they don't fucking do it. And probably why they don't do it is because after a while certain people would never show up anymore. Because there's a lot of people that only have lies on their side. That's how they keep doing their thing and how they keep making their money, how they stay prominent.

There are people, there are people like say, I've shot on Timpool so many times. Yeah, that makes sense. I've shot on him so many times and we'll just wrap up with this. Like, he says things like he calls Sam Cedar from the majority report of Grifter. And it's like if you, it's a projection thing, sure. But it's like somebody who listens and watches Tim Poole would think Sam Cedar is a grifter. but if they watch both, then they would know 100% what's the true answer.

And so, like, in a debate one, it's like we can just have the facts set in stone, like, no, here's what Sam Cedar does. Here's this track record of being truthful versus Tim Poole. And then we see side by side, here it is. You cannot deny it. And I feel like that would be awesome. But also, yeah, I'm doing utopian shit.

I get it. I get it. I'm gay. Whatever. One day, perhaps we will have a way to, one day perhaps we will. I just stop being so fucking stupid and gay. Yeah, not today.

I stop being so fucking dumb, gay and dumb. We got to wrap up a little bit early today. We have some time constraints, but we will cut to me reading the names in just a little bit. Remember, pop on over to the Patreon.com slash the snark tank. Come tank. Throw your money over there. Make yourself homeless. Come on and join the club.

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