The Snark Tank - #224: I Love (beating) Lucy

Episode Date: April 22, 2024

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We'll see you next time. Good night, niggas. I ain't no one's bottom bitch. I'll never be a bottom bitch. Tooteloo. See, I wonder if anybody listened to that and genuinely thought for a moment

like, wait, did I just, did I did I miss that I miss the show? I don't understand. They're just dummies. Like, they're just stupid as shit. I'd like the idea that someone's really tired

and they're fencing out of sleeping awakeness and they close their eyes for a moment and that happens and they're like, do that happen to me one time? I remember specifically, I remember when I was young Like, I was living in Yonkers.

It was like either like 2000, I think it was like maybe 2003 or 2004. I remember going to sleep and like getting into bed and laying down and blinking once and it was daytime. And it freaked me the fuck out because I was like how did how is that? I didn't even feel rested or anything. I didn't feel like I got anything out of it. I didn't feel like I had gained something. I felt like I was like replaced almost. It was weird.

You did get replaced. You're not real. You're not fucking real. You're a fucking fake. You're a fake faker. You're fake. I can always tell. If I'm fake, if I'm fake, then it's unfortunate that the suffering is so real.

Damn, that sucks. But still, um, but uh, on other news. Um, and other news, what are you talking about? I don't know. Some shit happened. Didn't a royal, nothing happened. Nothing died or something like that. Then somebody royal die.

No, nobody royal died. I don't think anybody, who, somebody royal died? Who's that bitch name? Who did the Royal Song? Princess, Princess Diana is dead. Who's that fucking Kate Kate Middle Ditch?

Middle, Middletch? Oh yeah. Does she have like, She has like AIDS or something. Don't she? Oh, she has cancer. What? Don't she have AIDS?

No, this is right. Kate Middleton? Yeah, isn't she the one that she has AIDS? Like she's one of the royal, the fancy. She's the one that married the older son. I know that.

She's the one that went missing, I think. Yeah, and she was missing because she had age. want to be in like the spotlight and she was embarrassed that like it's it should be so easily treatable and she just let it turn in AIDS the fuck you know what that I just remember that I just thought I don't know really like actually is it actually treatable now well it's very um it's it's extremely much more treatable than before it's pretty much you can live comfortably and it'll be dormant yeah they pretty much if you just if you literally if you literally just have a Flintstones gummy every day and you have AIDS, you'll be fine.

AIDS is so true. It's actually, actually, low-key, it's a little embarrassing that so many people died of AIDS when it's so, like, it's such a feeble. I think it's what it is, is because people didn't understand what they were dealing with. It's kind of like, Ghalm. Like, if you're just sleeping, if you live in the modern world and you're just like, kind of like, you're in a 9 to 5, in a daily rut, and you're just like, oh, man, things are boring or whatever.

And then Gollum crawls up on you in the middle of the night and strangles you to death. I mean, it can't really be blamed for. that because you had no real reason or awareness that you had to prepare for a gollum attack. Chris, I'm sure a nine-year-old could sneak up on you and choke you to death in your sleep and you would probably just get choked because you wouldn't be prepared for it. I think if a nine-year-old meant it, like a nine-year-old that's like, I have to kill you and it's not going to be a nine-year-old to get hit and run away. It's going to be like, I have to kill you.

And it does, I think it can kill probably anyone if it really wants to. A nine-year-old? for dear life. And we're just in our bedroom, just lying down sleeping, and it comes in and it just starts choking us. Right. What I'm saying is... I don't know.

But what I'm saying is, what I'm saying is, you wouldn't, people wouldn't feel so, oh, man, well, like, yeah, of course, how could he have expected a gollum to attack him? But in a world where, like, a lot of people died from gollum attacks, you kind of get used, like, oh, okay, I know what to do. I'll take a Flintstone's vitamin to prepare, and then you don't have to deal with the, you don't have to deal with the gallum. Kind of fixes everything. AIDS is like, AIDS is like, AIDS is like, AIDS is like, it's kind of shake it off.

Barney, I have AIDS. Well, Fred, just take a fucking vitamin. You'll be good, bitch. Take a nap, Fred, it'll be gone by daytime. Nigger, shut up. I don't care. Barney, quit fucking my wife, Barney. Well, I like her pussy better than, uh, what's my bitch's name again?

This is a question that I really, I'm serious. And people don't think I'm stupid, but I really think that Barney, that like the honeymooners, the two friends were based off Barney and Fred, right? That's what some people say. It's the reverse, I think. I think Fred and Barney are based on the Honeymooners. I have no fucking idea. I don't know which came first.

I just don't know. I'm never really certain. Vice versa, whichever is big which. The Honeymooners was too white, dude. I never watched that shit. You know what Honeymooners? No, there was no flavor in it at all. Except for him threatening a beat up his wife.

That shit was dope. I like that. I like that. I watched Honeymooners because I have a, I have an elderly man. You're like, you stupid, you stupid bitch. You fucking say something again, straight to the mood, whore. And then fucking zoom.

And then it just, it smash cuts to like the kitchen. And you just hear a huge echo just of a swap. And I was like, that's, fuck, that goes hard, dude. I like that. It sounds like a whips being cracked, but it's his handmaid contact where it fades. Yeah, there's that episode of the honeymoon. There's that episode of the honeymoon is where he hits her so hard and she goes flying through the door and then she ping pongs around like a,

a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a pinball around the the kitchen for eight straight minutes and it's just her bouncing off of like hard appliances for eight straight minutes of and the audience doesn't say a thing until the end where she lands and then they all scream and applaud yes yeah yeah yeah i love those old school shows like that that's why i would always watch uh i would always watch i love lucy because of all of the domestic violence like fred taught do you still trust the corporate media i know i don't Get the real facts, the inside story behind the scenes in the Senate and the White House and the U.S. Supreme Court. Subscribe to Verdict with Ted Cruz on the Iheart radio app by clicking the attached link today. Paid for by Truth Encourage Pack. Not authorized by any candidate or candidates committee. Truth and Couragepack. So what do this animal... And this animal? And this animal? Have in common? They all live on an organic valley farm. Organic valley dairy comes from small organic family farms that protect the land and the plants in

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Ricky how to beat Lucy better. Like Fred was like, you're not, you're not hit your heart enough. Is that what that shows about? Because like, because like he's very... I feel like, Lilo Lucy's an important show. I don't want to lie about that. So he was like very, so he was like very like conservative. You know, like a Cuban, very Cuban conservative.

And he's like, I got to beat this white bitch a little bit and show her how we do it in Cuba. And then Fred's like, hold on, you little spick. You're not doing it good enough. See, you got to hit her. You got to hit her in the body. You got to hit her in the body so she can stay pretty. And he's like, oh, what is this? Mickey from fucking Rocky training him?

I mean, that's how, listen, Ricky. Hey, Ricky. It's just Ricky. It's Rocky, but it's Ricky. It's just, it's just, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, like, really good. I don't like this. I love Lucy's a really important show to me. That was the first show me and my grandma, like, actually watched together as like,

two sentient people. Yeah. Actually, the first show, the first show me and my grandmother watched together was, uh, 24-hour news when 9-11 happened. We were just watching it. Damn, it must have been a weird conversation. Yeah. Yeah, well, she did not, she was, she just said, aye, aye, aye, and that's it. That's it.

I caramba. That's what she said. Icarumba is what she said. Diablo. That's it. I don't really watch DVDs anymore because obviously who the fuck has. Why would you? I have a portable, I have a detachable fucking, you know, you just, external, um, disk drive, you know, like, because you just don't have them installed in computers anymore.

But, like, I still kind of want one of those. multi-box sets of of, I love hitting Lucy. I think that would be like really cool to own. Yeah, yeah. I think it would be really nice

to have like on a shelf or something. And it's just, you know, with like an imprint of her fucking, of Rick's just hand on her face. And like it's just like a really iconic photo of her where she looks like kind of almost airbrush in a way. And she looks like really gorgeous.

And then just this is a nice fucking just slap on her and stuff. That, that's, I miss that man. I really do miss when women knew their place, you know? Like when they really just kind of like, when, when they just, they did shit and, and then, and then they didn't talk bad or they knew they were literally going to the moon. Like, like the sub, women's suffrage and, and feminism and, uh, and whatever fucking, I'm going to start

wearing like really, I want to see, I want to see the clip, the clip that I'm, I'm just letting you, I'm letting you go because I want to see what the clip is going to be. I want to see if someone clips this I hope somebody clips that I'm gonna say something and I'm like I want to get the Manus beer people to listen to this fucking podcast I don't agree with that period of time but it must have been lit you know

like it must have been pretty lit you know like Meaning you agree but you're just trying to save face Like I'm not like like I must have been like wow this is crazy Like your friends just talking you talk to your friend your wife comes to interrupts to you You get up you open hand slap your wife to the floor and then your friends cheer you on and you're like wow I really did sign today yeah yeah it really is a shame it really is a shame how much uh I mean not how much those how much those jokes have been ruined for me by people who I know what like it's it's it's it's it's I can't

laugh at it anymore it just makes me sad because there are people who are so stupid no no no not that I could give it fuck less uh it's it's it's it's more about It's like, God damn it. Like, there are people who laughing along who don't get it, who don't get that it's a joke. And it bothers me. It bothers me that, like, comedies get been completely ruined by people who don't get it. Comedy's been completely ruined by people who don't get it.

I think. It bothers me a little bit. That's what the shame is. I'll tell you, I'll tell you one time I was bothered when there was a movement of people. Do you remember when, like, people were trying to, there was the progressive ideologues. Like this zealot motherfuckers that were trying to find racism, sexism, and everything.

Like, they were just kind of bored. So they tried to do it with metal and no one cared because they're just like, get, get, will you go away? And it didn't, it didn't work. But so I just kind of made a video talking about it and how fun people were making fun of it and shit. And I did a thing where I just had a death metal band and I put it over some footage of Hitler giving one of his speeches. And it kind of looked like he was singing or he was screaming along to it. and as people were, you know, the SS were marching to it or whatever the fuck.

And this one guy DM me, he was like, oh, man, that shit fucking rules. Can you send that to me? And I was like, what? Like,

it wasn't in like the, like, oh, this is funny. He was like, that's fucking cool. And I'm like, how did you get here?

I was like, how did you get here? Yeah, it makes me resent. It makes me, like, resentful. It's like,

I want you in, I want you in the sun so bad. Like, look, look, look, like, you made it right.

And it's like, Clearly what you made is Hitler singing along the metal, right? But it's like, who the fuck is really out here? Like, yeah, this is sick. This is so dope. It's this weird dichotomy where you're like, are you fucking stupid? Like, do you really think I, a black man would be like, yes, I'm so proud I made it. Hitler listen to fucking metal.

Awesome. Brother, it happens. I can't wait. I can't wait to show my bald white friend. Like, what the fuck is going on? Yeah, fuck man, it's it's so weird There are some people I actually got really upset this morning I had one of these moments this morning that of I'm very

I don't show it in the show or anything like that we're trying to keep it nice and light But I'm very adjacent to like activism and I'm always contemplating like some real shit Or going out and getting active all this bullshit And I had one of these moments when I was driving home from When I took Jojo to work And I was kind of like what's the point like we like we should just

all die like I had one of those moments where there's just some dumb bullshit that happened that I was like why am I even trying or why do it does why do any of us even try I had a little moment like a lapse of just just burn it all down let let the worst people get elected let just just just go cares anymore

that's me 50 times an hour like that's dang I would think like that if I wasn't, but I'm not pussy, you see? I'm just an armchair fucking nigger that doesn't do shit. Well, I'm, I, dog, I'm out on about often. I'm actually very really in the house.

You're out beating your dick, bitch. What are you talking about? I'm out doing silly shit. I'm out doing silly shit, but I'm out and about. Like, it's still out and about. It's silly shit. You're just gooting and shit. You're just frightening everybody.

It doesn't count. It counts. I'm out about doing shit, bro. I'm going places. I'm meeting niggies. I'm fucking making friends and fucking forgery. bonds. It's just that it's via silly shit. Like, I'm not going to deny that I'm not doing shit that's like really weighing on me. But I'm out and about at least, okay? If that were

true, you'd be dead. You would have been shot by the police by now. Just by you think. I'm not drawing attention. I'm not drawing attention to myself. You existing is attention. Like, you are, you are an immediate threat to every police officer ever. Just by you being over six foot. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy because when I caught the cops, I notice, I, I, I, this is, people are going to think I'm kidding. I swear to God, every time I talk to a cop, a cop literally tend to, and puts their hands on a hip every time I'm fucking saw a cop. Every single time.

And I'm just, and I'm just talking to them. That's just, why are you talking to them? Why are you talking to them? Why are you talking to them? Why are you talking to? Might need directions to sound like that. Or just something's going on. They come in a Starbucks.

Ask your phone, dude. What do you talk? Ask a cop? What are my phone's dead? What if I lost my phone's dead? What if I lost my phone, Chris? Then you're a fucking idiot who lost his phone. and you deserve to not go to wherever it is you were supposed to be going.

Nothing. No, that doesn't happen. People don't lose their phone. One time, one time, one time, I swear to God, Lily lost her phone, right? Lily, Lily lives in Burbank, New California. So what happens is that she was like, I'm going to let the cops know if they can go venture and find my phone. And I was like, Lily, I'm scared. Don't talk to the police when I'm here.

She talked to them. The cops saw me, his posture erected a little bit, and his hand went near his hip. And I was like, that's crazy. That's, I'm so far away from him. I'm not gonna look at him so I don't Yeah but you're looking at the gorilla what do you look at a gorilla they think you want to challenge him So I just looked away in the corner and I was like I just got to act like I'm not here He's about to turn the winter soldier right now and take you out dude you gotta be careful with that shit

That winter soldier scene is so far I I know they didn't mean it but that's such a funny fucking scene Where is this like what's the black guy and he's sweating and he's like that out of context is so funny Where fucking somebody even put like a caption of um cap just got on frozen he didn't know about the civil rights movement. So he's looking at that black dude of the fucking elevator. That shit is so good. He just looks so bad.

I love that. Why you got real clothes on? Speaking of dumb-ass people, I reposted that on Instagram. And there were some people that were like genuinely upset. Like as if I'm like, do you not, do you,

I, it's such an obvious joke that you want to kill those people that just can't possibly understanding. I'm like, what's happening? Because like, because that joke is super, it is a super disrespect

for a joke to Captain America. As a character, that's why it's funny. That's exactly why it's funny. But it also is really funny. If Captain America was actually a racist person and not an upstanding citizen, then it wouldn't be funny.

It's funny. It's just hilarious. It's like, you're making Cameron, that's so not right to Captain America at the same time as like, the idea of Captain America not understanding.

That is the only thing. Like, it doesn't... Well, I will also say... Well, no, hold on. Wait, wait, wait. It doesn't... First of all, you can't be... You can't be disrespectful.

You can't be disrespectful to Captain America because he's not real. There's nothing... There's no... You can't... Oh, I wonder how he's going to feel about this. No, not really. The character, that's stupid.

That's a dumb opinion person. Who's being disrespected? No, not literally. The character itself... Like, like, it's not a little person being... No such thing. But, like... You can disrespect the character.

You can. That is a... The character exists. As much as if it's not a real thing, it still does exist. That's insane. That's wild. It's a wild thing. The character exists. I mean, that it isn't the real person, but the character does exist in the world. The idea that anything could be disrespectful to a piece of fiction is insane to me. Like that is not real. What is there left? What is there to what is there to what are you talking about? Do you still trust the corporate

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Learn more at ovy.coop and taste the difference. The idea of the thing, what was created by the thing being created in its own, that's... Yeah, but respect only is valuable if it can be perceived by the people. You can still perceive respect. You can still perceive, but you are, yeah, but Captain America can't.

But the person that created Captain America in a certain way can. Right. He's so dumb. No, no, no, no. That's really stupid. That's two different things. He's dead. It's two different things

That's true But it's like the people that love Captain America Let me ask you something Let me ask you something If I understand what you're saying If you are disrespectful To the character of Captain America Are you being

Or the character specifically Are you being disrespectful To the person who created them? Inherently to a degree yes To a degree So it's not exactly the same Not exactly the same But you can still be

That's like saying you can't be disrespectful to like, I don't know, like, because once things come into context, like, yes, it may not be a physical thing, but it still has, like, the people that care about it make it as real as if it was a thing that exists, walked in and walked around. Right. So you're disrespectful. There are people that live their lives by respecting it. Yeah, you're disrespecting. That's a wild statement. You're disrespecting. See, it's not what, like, say if you were, because I feel like I say a lot of times that words are important, like the way that we use them.

and Satan disrespecting this thing, this abstract concept is like kind of silly, but if you're disrespecting the people that revere this concept, that makes sense. Like, that actually makes sense. And then you're disrespecting the people that, that revere Captain America. That is true.

But if you're being like, you're disrespecting Captain America, that's a silly thing to say. Captain America isn't real. Yeah, okay, I agree with your right words wise, yes, you are right directly. Like, literally in, in word structure, yes, correct using the right words but it's like the idea what I'm saying is that like there's a

character was built a certain way you know and like if you're like it's like if marvel made a thing where Captain America was saying the N-word 50 times in 10 minutes that it's huge disrespectful to Captain America is no it's a character is not a it 100% is because the character was created to be a bigoted person it's a black people as well it is also the respect with the black I feel like I just differentiated and then you just kind of like completely shat on that idea. I would just be confused. I'd be like, bro, I would laugh first of the foremost. I'd laugh by ass.

I was like, damn, bro. He even says words better than other people. That's exactly what I'm saying is that if you would laugh and it's clearly not. There's a difference between like when you are disrespectful. I'm not the person to find that for because I love those things, but I also love absurdist racist comedy. So I'm not the guy to be like, hey, you know, like that's not funny. cry about it because like think like my grandma is like practically losing her life right now and if somebody had a really funny edit of my grandma losing her life that was truly funny

truly actually hilarious I would probably crack a laugh at I would cry but I'd also crack a laugh at it because I think funny things beat everything else this like if it's funny it's funny you know yeah but like there are some people that are like they stand by things that bother them so much that they're like yeah they suck that's never a joke they suck that's never a joke they It's never a joke. I think they, I think they suck dick. I think they just metaphorically,

they suck the biggest cocks because like, what is the, like life, dude, life is about fucking joy and laughter. Like, that is universal in fucking humans. And if they don't get that,

if there are some things that they feel like that are off fucking limits, that, like they're so off limits, I feel like they have to rope themselves off of so much of humanity. Because so much of humanity thrives off of dark humor

to get them through the hardest times. And if people don't fucking understand it, they pretend to act like they don't understand that. Like, fuck those people. I always say, do yourself a favor and isolate yourself, then trying to police everybody else. It's as simple as that.

If there's something I don't like personally, and I'm like, I really can't fucking take this. I am not going to lash out at all, y'all. I'm going to fucking remove myself from the situation. I'm lashed out of everybody. Yeah, yeah. Physically, emotionally, verbally. I'm latched out of everybody.

And then that's, And then that cop will shoot you. That cop will shoot you. Yeah, exactly. I had one good lash out. I had one good lash out though. Wow. It's like in this,

we were talking about racist Wolverine has come up a couple of times in our podcast. And I feel like because in the same way, there's probably a lot of people that love Wolverine that are like, how fucking dare you? He would never, because obviously the character Wolverine, of course he would never be fucking racist,

but that's what makes it so much better. I don't know, man. I think he can argue a point. I think he's a good point. I just think he doesn't like black people and he fetish out of Japanese people, bro. And there's literally, there's probably comics to prove my point. Guys, did you give my point some proof? Did you see, so I rewatch the X-Men animated series, did you see when they introduced Yoritko?

Bro, she is fucking yellow as a crayon. It's fucking insane. Why would she not be, though? I don't know who that fucking character is at all. That doesn't even sound like a real person. That was Wolverine's ex-wife, right? Lady Death-Strike. Oh, Death-Strike. No, never mind. I'm wrong.

But, like, you know, before she's Death Strike, it's Jodico. Okay. Was that his ex-wife? Wasn't his ex-wife or no? That's not his ex-wife, right? Did they get married? That's not Dakin's mom, right? Dakin's mom is someone else.

I don't know. I don't, I don't, I'm not going to, on the fly. This is not going to be good for me to try to think about that. Someone's like, you dumb black, you didn't know that, Derek? You didn't know that? Dude, every time so like I just did, I was just looking at the, I was reading some of the old March thread, right, for the questions. And some of the things, like, I love it. I love it.

And I know it's in the comments sections a lot too. It's just the people that can't help themselves and they get upset. Those people, the ones that get upset weren't like we say some wrong shit because obviously we're going to say wrong stuff all the time. We're doing this shit on the fly. And then the people that are, they're fucking upset, though. It's not like a, hey, quick correction here. And it's like, oh, good to know. Thanks.

It's like, you fucking imbeciles. And I'm like, not even in a joking way. And I'm like, yo, calm down, man. I'm sorry. Like, I feel like they, like, we do a live show and this motherfucker is going to pull out a nine. He'd be like, you, you, you son of it. And I'm like, dude, I'm sorry. And then bam, they kill, even though I'm the one that said something wrong, they shoot Chris.

I feel like what's going to happen. I would never I would never I would never be I would never be that lucky you would have you would just be frighteningly disabled afterwards that's very true

but you have all your mental faculties you just want to be able to translate anything through your body or work no I don't actually pass right through his cheek and ricochet it would kill someone that you really like profoundly just yeah it would be yeah it would like

who is someone that you would like You really care about that might be at the show. It would like ricochet off of outside of the building and then like kill weird Al somehow. And like, like, it's just, it would be like bruising. And like, and like ruin Lady Gaga's vocal cords. It would be like, dude, this is my fault. I didn't just get hit by the bullet.

I'm like, damn, dude. You're fucking up, Chris. I like Lady Gaga. I like her big ass nose. I think like I've always wanted to put my penis in like a large. nose. And I feel like hers is just large enough to where I can like, you know, start stuffing it in there. And then you just, I think we've talked about that. You put your penis in someone's nose. You start growing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like, she's the prime candidate.

Moving on, man. Let's get, we got to get, we got to blitz these questions. Okay, fair enough. We got to blitz these questions, right? This is with the whole point of. I think it's worth trying at at least one. Yeah, let's go. Yeah, we should, we should, we should do it. All right. Danny, Danny, dick feet oh all right hello funny podcast those quick question why don't patreon uploads

well wait why don't patron what why don't patreon uploads get video or thumbnails that's all just a genuine point of curiosity uh I don't remember if I when I was uploading him I don't know if I remember doing thumbnails for the Patreon upload

I don't remember if I did that but the reason why there's no video upload the beginning for everything the reason yeah the reason why we don't do the video on Patreon is because we don't like generally speaking i don't like a video link going up privately and then like arbitrarily becoming public at some point it like fucks with it just kind of fucks with the channel in a way that i i really don't like so i'd rather just kind of have the once the video is

out it's out for everybody who would want to see it um and that might as well just be the free feeds and that's why that's set up as far as like thumbnails i honestly think it's just kind of like a Patreon thing where like it it uh... did I up did I used to upload the thumbnails on Patreon? I can't remember. Yeah, it used to be a thumbnail to be channel. I don't know. I don't remember.

I mean, that would be an easy look, but I don't remember that being the case. But yeah, I ever like the, I don't know. Because I mean, first of all, the thumb, because the idea of the, the whole idea of the thumbnails is essentially for like the, the, free feeds, which is like the masses. Yeah, because the patron's already fucking, you already, it's kind of like say, even with the, the, the, the, the patron exclusive audio feed for like the $1 tier, that doesn't have the, the intro.

Y'all fucking, you've been here for a long time. You, you like, say, it's just one of those things where it's like, if you want it, I can throw it on there. But I'm just thinking of it more in the way that I consumed. patron stuff for a very long time where it's a little bit more bare bones because you're here for the fucking the meat and potatoes and not

the little extra bells and whistles on top that's for like other extra eyes you know they get like other people try to get interested in the show stuff like that so it's more just been like for that where you know if I'm paying for a product I'm gonna consume it like no matter like I'm gonna consume it whether there's a

thumbnail on it or not or some shit like that so it's kind of been in that line of thinking but if there was like a handful of niggas being like, oh, like what the fuck? And then I just be like, okay, fine. Like, I'll fucking, it's, it's really not like, it's just me adding the stuff this time instead of doing it next time. You know, it, it's really not a problem.

Yeah. But thank you. Thank you for the question. No. Yeah. What is this? What is this? Jesus Christ.

Try finger, but whole. Rodney. and Derek. What are your thoughts on the new Good Times trailer? The fuck is that? I'm sorry, what? They're making a new Good Times story? They're bringing it back? Hanging in a show line. Um,

Even in a good time. Socking on my penis. Good times. Getting shot by police. Oh, it's the Seth MacFarlane one, right? It is an animated good... I'm not okay with this. It's an animated Good Times with Seth MacFarlane. Yeah, it's Seth McFarland. Yeah, that's right.

So here's the thing. Who the flying fuck asked for this? Like, no, seriously. It is, I mean this, and I mean this, no hyperball. In the entire world, do you think there was one person that was like, man, I wish there was a modern day animated good times on Netflix? This feels wildly racist. No, like, for real, though.

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Protecting where your food comes from. Learn more about their delicious dairy at ov.c.oop. This feels like something a white man pitched and black people had to say yes to. They needed their jobs. They were like, yeah. I guess, boss. Look at it, the top comment that I have on here, it says, Dear Black celebs, it's okay to turn down certain work,

especially if you're dignity and integrity at stake. This ain't it. Animators, how many negative stereotypes do you want this show in this show? And then the producers just say yes. Like, so fucking all of them. Yeah, so pretty much people are not filling this as I'm looking at the comments section. Again, like I said, who the fuck asked for this? You know what I would have expected before this?

good the original good times it had it had its problems in the display of black people but that's because of the time brother nobody asked for this though like no one asked for what if they is bad what if they brought back fucking the jefferson's would it didn't anybody no one would ask for that either it's just like it doesn't matter like nobody fucking when they did it want that show aren't here no more they're not they're not here yeah no one it's like when they did that live right now it's it's like when they did that dramatic fresh prince of bell air reboot it's Like, why? I was just about to say that.

Do this. I didn't fucking want that. Waste of time. That was my favorite sitcom. I was like, I mean, bro, I just, somebody was just talking about revisiting Independence Day 2 that we did. And I think about that shit every once in all. I think about, you know, the fucking Uncle Phil and all that shit. There's a, I'm not going to get, okay, anyway.

But yeah, I was just, as much as I love that show, it just, even if the old cast returned, I'd be like, I'm, no. I mean, obviously, James Avery, his return would be pretty awkward. It would be very awkward if he returned, but, uh, you know. If he returned, it wasn't like somebody to say he's back. You know, it's crazy? Will Smith is older than James Avery was during the show now. That is crazy. That is wild.

It's crazy. Time moves. Time moves. And the thing that I don't like, now, to be fair, he pulls it off well, unlike, say, an M&M or something, where when he dyes his hair and stuff, he looks pretty good. I'm looking at some of the older heads that are in the game that are just doing things right now

you look at Eminem's dyed beard he looks fucking weird but like Eminem's dyed beard Eminem with facial hair in general looks real Eminem with dark hair looks dumb And Emmaham with facial hair looks really dumb He needs to go Super Sand again

I think his music would be better If he went Super Sand I truly believe that I think that Eminem I think Eminem's past his shelf date No of course I think if he tapped into Slim Shady It's a human.

Yeah, he's not slim. He retired Slim Shady so long ago. I feel like the Slim Shady, I was just actually, so I used the song, Bitch, Please, too. And my story recently, because somebody did, like, have you seen, because Trump's in court right now, right? He's doing some stuff. And he's about doing, and a debates thing. Have you heard about all the fucking stupid debates?

They're like, hey, Biden, don't debate Trump. And it's like, no, debate him so he can't come because there's a court date. Make it on one of his court date so he can't make it. So all that shit's going on. and I used one of those songs, one of the M&M songs from the Marshall Mathers LP. So I stayed and listened to a little bit more songs from there. And I'm just like, it's so, the shit that it's like listening to this podcast, that fucking, that album. Like the type of shit that he would say on there.

And I'm like, damn, I wish, but I get it. After a while, some people just, they, like, I'll never grow out of my immaturity thing. but a lot of people do there's a lot of people that do and you just kind of have to accept it you know it's pretty whack in my opinion but what are you gonna do? I definitely, there's definitely things I don't find funny anymore

that I used to find funny. Hmm. I don't know. Definitely like 100% for me definitely. I'm sure I can find an example of that but off the top of my head. That's really just people that's really a lot of people ruining things

for you though. I feel like I don't think it's necessarily. Not really. I used to be able to laugh at disabled people. That she used to make me fucking laugh. Like, I used to be like, ah, it's funny. I still laughing. But then, like, I grew a soul.

And I was like, yo, this is not funny at all. I'm a dick. I still laughing. I still laugh at like a good disabled joke for sure. I actually look at, bro, there's a, there's a, when I'm watching a discovery plus, I watch the Discovery Plus, I watch that, uh, 90 day fiance with my wife. And there will be this, like, guy that's running for something in, in, uh, in Nevada. And it's, like, I shouldn't be laughing. But this. he looks like

he looks like Walton Goggins and fucking fallout like he's the bird victim I can't fucking it's so not like right to laugh but it's just unfortunate timing that this show shows up

and then there's this dude campaigning and I'm like oh no I can laugh at it when it's not like if if it's not proven yet you know like Elon I can laugh at Elon all day

I don't even all day Because it's not like We know but like we don't know You know like no one said exactly what it is But the moment I'm like Ah damn Someone's really going through that I don't get it

I'm laughing at this I don't even know what you're trying to say If once you're properly medically diagnosed with something Then he thinks it's not funny It gets less funny It gets less funny to me dude I will fucking

I don't know man I want to I don't care if they told me Oh um Elon Musk has ultra autism And downs I would still fucking fucking overhand right to the fucking jaw. I don't give a fuck.

That's correct. I don't give a fuck, dude. Did you see him posing for that fucking, when he was posing doing all those stupid dorky poses for that. He looked like Crash Bandicoot. You're right of your crap. I wanted to beat the fuck. I wanted to learn Capoeira and like kick him as hard as I can with as much force.

You know, like this crack his skull like that. It kicked him so hard. My fucking heel shatters. Because I was just like, it was so fucking. just nerdy. It's so like in a way that I'm like, this guy, I can't, this is too much. That's too much, man.

There's, too much. Like, just pose. Just pose like a fucking regular person. What he's like? He's like going, ah! I'm like, what are you doing? I don't know, I just feel like some people like that just need to be, you know, taken out back a little bit and then they'll kind of straighten out. You know?

Yo. They're a little, they're a little wrinkly and they just need to be straightened out a little bit. That's all. No. Like, imagine, how much better would Twitter slash XB if, you know, this dude was kind of taken out back a little bit behind the shed? Kind of straightened out a little bit. You'd probably run a lot smoother. Big, oh, you're right.

I probably should stop letting a bunch of neo-Nazis come back and be unsuspended. That's probably a good idea. Sorry, sorry about that. It's important. Sorry about that, Derek. You know, I know your account still suspended, and all you did was just make a stupid joke at Trump's expense. but, you know, I just value new Nazis much more than you. And I'm like, I know, you know.

Clearly he does. They defend him, bro. Should he blest through some more of these? Of course. Yeah. We got plenty of time. Come, come, dowsing, come, served and come as I want you to come, Rodin. He says, hello slurs.

What's your dream car? I know Chris will just say a new Toyota Camry. So this is mainly for Sween and Derek. I wouldn't get a Camry. A dream car at Toyota Camry? That'd be fucking sad. I don't have a dream car. There's no such thing as a dream car to me

because cars are a nightmare to me. I think the fact that cars exist by themselves is in and of itself a nightmare scenario. So like I don't have a dream car. The dreamiest car that I could have is the car that I have to put up with the least. That's my dream car. Is the car that I have to work on the least,

the car that falls apart the least. I could give a fuck less like what it looks. I never understand people who buy these really expensive cars in the drive. them out places because that just makes you a fucking target to me like because i sincerely like when i see a nice car i don't do it but i think about just dragging my keys across it like i think about every single time every single time i think about it i don't do it but like why the because i just think like the audacity the audacity of like driving something that ostentatious out in the public

square when people are like fucking they can't own home imagine me that much of a hate that much of a Imagine having that much of a haters blood. It's respectable hater energy. That's crazy. It's so on a like a high level of, of a hater energy, I respect that. Like, because if I saw like a Bentley, right, I would be annoyed.

I wouldn't want to key it or anything like that, but it is a fucking annoying to see some dumb ass with like a house on wheels. Or it's like, oh, you, that's like somebody could live in a house and be super grateful. And you're just, I'm just going to have a dumb fucking car.

Like, yeah, that does annoy me. But I, I'd rather instead of, I think I'm more cynical. Instead of like keying the motherfuckers, I almost feel like dragging them out of the car and beating them would be more satisfactory. You know what I mean? Like just, I feel like I don't really care about the object itself

but the person that's driving it. That you know they're, if someone's driving a car like super expensive over 100K, you know they're just a fucking dickhead. Like it's no way around it. I would say with 100% certainty. You know, I was watching this video recently. Unless somebody gives me 100K, Carl.

I'll gladly accept it. There's a video of a cat eating a mouse that I saw, you know? And the cat was like, every time it was biting the mouse, you could hear it crunching on the mouse's bones. And the cat was happy doing it. I would want to do that to those people. I'd want to just consume them. Just consume them.

Because I just, I feel like that is the most ultimate fear. I feel like fighting somebody's one thing. But once they start opening their mouth and it gets a little too big, and they're trying to bite you, it's like, oh, it's a different thing. And I want to do that to them. I wouldn't be terrified while I'm eating them. But do you have a dream car? It's pretty wild.

Oh, yeah, that. Oh, yeah. I don't know, like a wheelchair with, like, rockets on the back. Right, yeah. Or, like, freezes chair. You know what I mean? Like, it's never, it's never like, my dream car is like. Or movies or fucking Thanos is floating.

chair. I'm sorry. My dream car is the saying ship that Goku crashes in. The pod. You know what I mean? That's cool. Yeah, pod.

I like those things, but I really do like an unsecured regular fucking wheelchair with rockets on them. So where you can't even fucking steer it or nothing. That's amazing. You are in so much danger.

It's crazy. I mean, thinking about the physics of rockets strapped to a wheelchair, it probably wouldn't even like, I don't even know if it would go. I don't even know if it would move it. I feel like it would just explode and just fall apart. Like it's, well, like you, you got to put wings on it if you wanted to ascend.

Like, that's it. Other than that, that's the rules. I'm just going off a ramp. It's always going, it's always going off a ramp. So I'll just be like, take me. Just go off the ramp and I'll go up. Just go wherever you go into the sky. I love that idea.

And then I blow up. It always explodes. I used to, I used to really like muscle cars, like a jeep. like a GTO judge, like a 69 or something. But realistically, I don't think I would ever, unless I made a ton of money, I would never get anything that just drank gas like in that way again. But I do just want a bigger, I used to have a lifted Tahoe that was, I bought it from my brother-in-law, which I liked having big things because I don't, there's so many dangerous pieces of shit on the road that I do want a bigger car just to protect myself. better and like I'm in the tiniest fucking car right now I'm in a fiesta

and like that shit you're whole you're fucked anything hits you're fucking you're done dude I remember me and my dad used to like when we we would drive every summer we would pick some random day in the middle of June and we would drive down the highway and just like throw hundreds of

forks onto the middle of the road it was a nice bonding experience yeah so we would just sit and we would put plop out lawn chairs and we would just like sit and watch people swerve off the road and off the bridge Look at sun We gotta disrupt the Viet Cong's fucking They're offensive

We gotta get I don't know what he's talking about We're not in Vietnam Shut the fuck up You know what Vietnam was I just I just thought I just thought I thought the Viet Cong

I thought the Viet Cong were just Was slang for other drivers Um Ah that's the Yeah dad Viet Cong Yeah All right, Gears X Warrior Rodin So it's not really a question

But it would be cool if you were my mouthpiece Attention everyone Wow I want to host a Gears 3 Horde session And I want volunteers All who have it message me on the Discord Chris Sweener Derek You can join if you want

If you're feeling it or not busy I don't like Gears War III hoard But I wish you well I wish you a good time I don't have a game And I shouldn't say I don't like it I like it significantly less Than gears 2

And it's actually why I don't like that new It's like a Horde Adjacent thing in Destiny That I was looking into And I was like this This is just Gearsley Horde And I don't This isn't

No This is not worth It's more tower defense than Horde Yeah I hate tower defense Like it's yeah They added They added some extra shit to it That makes it

Little towery Yeah Yeah Did you guys play Beast though I don't remember Yeah Was it was it was Beast Yeah

That was when you played That was when you played That was when you played The enemies Right Yeah Yeah You just get the Berser

and it's bug the fuck out. I would love playing as the berserker. Just making people explode by touching them. They're so twitchy and angry. They just fucking lashed out and run that people and I love it. I just love it. You're like a thing. You're not running that fast for people to explode.

It's so funny. Yeah, you ran pretty reasonably slowly actually. Like I feel like the berserer probably runs maybe like 13 miles an hour. Maybe. Something like that. Like it's like a reasonable. And then like people just. pop when they at the second they make contact

with him. That's so funny. I've always loved that shit. Like he has like an atomic back and forth always before they run. Like they do the left and right and then they run forward every time. Yeah.

God, I miss those games. Yeah, I don't, again, I will do that. I would play if they, if it's available on Steam.

If it, when it becomes available on Steam, I'll fucking, I'll do it. Probably never going to have blood. I probably. I don't know. But it happened yet.

It's probably never going to happen. That's true. Yeah, probably. Bruce, although I hear, I've been hearing rumblings of a year's announcement this summer. I don't know what it is, but I would assume, I mean, people have been asking for that collection for a long time, so I assume that's probably going to be a lead-up plan at least. But we'll see. Bruce the genetic, Bruce the genetic Jack Hammer-Randa wrote. He says, I just need to interject.

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He says, oh, he's glazing them. As if we said in this, Jamie Lannister is a good person. He's just, no, he's a great character. He's a complicated character. No, no, that's not true. I have the transcript right here where it says, please, please read it.

It says, Derek, Derek. Hold on, go. Who's stupid. Shut up, shut up. Go ahead. You're stepping over me. Listen, this says, this is from your perspective. It says Derek Blackman, parentheses or colon quotations.

Jamie Lannister, man, I would vote that person for president if I could. Golly, gee, gosh, dang it. I'm so horny, period. So I don't know what to say about that. But like, that's pretty. There's new evidence, Derek. I don't know how I feel about you, Derek. With this new revealed evidence, clearly.

I take back everything I just... I take it back everything I just said about that dude, man. I apologize. You're right. I did glaze him. I was very horny. Even hearing it back that actually kind of gave me a fucking chub. So, yeah.

Yeah, but no, no, for... Dude, the... Look at, man. I want people... I need you. I need you to exercise your critical thinking skills. I need you to read shit back. If something sounds really fucking extreme to you...

If something sounds really fucking extreme to you... Read it back a couple of times to make sure you fully understand the fucking thing. It's like when people, sometimes when you'll give an example of something, people a lot of times, if it's not a one-to-one comparison, they immediately will throw it out and be like,

you're comparing X to fucking Y? And it's like, no, bitch, I'm giving you an example. I hate that too. And an example. It fucking drives me nuts. I hate the whole like, oh, it's like, well, you're comparing apples to oranges. Why?

First of all, why is that a problem? It's very, I feel like it's, Entirely reasonable to be like, oh, well, what about these fruits? It's like, well, these are apples and these are this way. And oranges are this way. And that's that way. Why is that a bad thing? Because people are stupid, right?

Well, the thing is that Eric Christi, please, what stupid. People think you're comparing an apple to an orange because you want, it's, they're trying to compare apples to orange. You're trying to compare an apple to an orange, but you're comparing the apple or orange as the other fruit. So it's like, this is definitely not. It's like, yeah, I know it's not that. I'm comparing what they have in common.

Right. Not clearly the fact that this is an orange, not an apple. I've always hated that saying. I've always hated that saying. Can I give you an example? Do you guys remember when that whole Vash thing happened? So somebody DM me and I was like, I want to hear this person now. I want to actually have a conversation with them and see why they're defending this gentleman.

And I just gave an example of something. And it obviously clearly was not a one-to-one comparison. but the motherfucker still called that shit out where I was just saying, hey, if somebody tells you, if somebody says something and does something different, you should believe the actions and not what they say. So then I just said something that happened recently. So I just said the fucking, the IDF or,

so I was just talking about like, say, Israel and what they were doing. I was just like, hey, if Israel says one thing and then they're doing a different thing, you should believe what they're doing. And then this fucking dummy was like, are you saying Vosch is like fucking I was like like Israel and I'm like bro I just gave you the first example that popped in my head of like here's some relative thing of believe

the actions over the fucking words and then they just were like in a sense it's not a direct one v one like say if I would have used a fucking content creator that was in a similar thing that's the only time an example can be and it pissed me off so much that people do this all the fucking time and they miss it's it's

It's kind of like when you use, when you use, like, do you remember, I remember there was this big thing. It's like, well, like, Godwin's law. Do you remember that where like everything will be compared to like, I think it was like something. Everything will be compared to like the Nazis or whatever. And that's not, it's not, it's different from like, it's different from calling everybody Nazis. But it's, it's more about like, uh, Hitler will inevitably be brought up in a, in a comparison state. And it's like too extreme. The idea is that it's a, it's a flaw of argumentation to, to bring up something extreme.

but I mean like I feel like it's a reason like everybody understands the Nazis like everybody like knows what that is it's like a really good extreme baseline

for everybody to understand with a very very minimal setup so that's always struck me too as like I just like why would what is the problem with that really like I don't know a lot of a lot of

fallacies are strange to me if someone explain something to you you gotta be like hey if you're gonna if you're gonna explain If you're going to make an analogy, I think you've got to be like, hey, keep focus to what I'm saying, all right?

I know you might get confused because you know you're not bright, but understand the words I'm saying and keep focus. I'm not saying they're exactly like one another, but I'm saying in an instance, these two things are similar in this instance. Yeah, here's an example of something that is similar. Like you do that too, you did that too, Sweeney. Like I brought up comparisons to things and you, and you've been like, that's not the same at all. It's like, yeah, they're not the same. Chris, you've also lawyered arguments

and said shit that have made me fall asleep immediately. Like you've also said things that I'm like, I cannot believe you just said that. That's not impressive you fall in the middle of dinner.

That's not like impressive like anything makes you fall asleep. You fall in the middle of the show like a million times. I understand. But the fact that you made me do it instantly there was no lead up to it. You were like,

he said and I was like, oh, that's crazy. I'm just going to go to bed now. That's it and I just unplugged. I went inside my little mental human cave and I was like, all right, an unplugged consciousness and went to sleep. Like, okay, so going back to what this fucking dude said about glazing Jamie Lannister, it's like, again, it's like, I want people like that to just like, please do a little bit better, please, sir, because you don't like him.

Don't do better. That's fine. That doesn't mean that he's not, like him. That doesn't mean that he's not a good fucking character. And I don't mean good as virtuous, you dummy. I mean, as a fucking character that is written well. Like that's why I feel like maybe is that where this dude got confused Where it's like think of it like this right

Proofs in the pudding Oh right I immediately forgot sorry I forgot I hate Walter White I hate Walter White a lot I hate Walter White the way the world hates Skyler White I hate that nigga dog I really don't like Walter White right He's a fantastic character He's an amazing rain character I hate him he sucks a lot

Jamie I mean wait Jesse I don't think I've ever Jamie Lancaster. I actually don't think... Jamie Lannister. We got to cook, man. I don't know if I've ever Aneed a fictional character.

Really? I don't hate the fictional character. Like, I say I do, but like I don't really... Like, I don't like Chadley in fucking Final Fantasy 7 in remake or rebirth or anything, but like I don't know. He's condescending asshole sometimes, dude.

Please go out there and fetch me some material, you see. stupid Hispanic so that I can work on making the combat simulator as good as it can be. Off to Goon. Bye. Such a piece of shit. He's so clearly on the spectrum. It bothers me, but.

Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. So whatever. You never hate a fictional character? Really? Never hate a fictional character? That's crazy.

Because some of them are built for you to hate. Like, actually, that's the point of the character. Yeah. I guess it's. Sure. I understand, like, there are characters that I've said that I, like, oh, man, I hate that character, but, like, is that possible really? Like, can you hate a fictional, can you hate a fictional character?

Truly. You can. 100%. I mean, while you're watching it, do you get, do you get upset while you're watching them, you know, act while they're performing? Like, does it upset you? Because, like, I've definitely, I've definitely, I've definitely, no, because I think I'm just having fun. Invoke disdain towards you.

See, like, that's the point of some characters. Well, right, right, right. But disdain is not, I guess I just, I treat certain words with like a level of weight that maybe I shouldn't, I guess. But like hate means a lot to me. So like to, like, I can't imagine hating somebody who I don't know personally.

Like, even like, even like a really evil person who objectively exists, it's really difficult for me to like conjure up a level of like disdain that equates to hatred because like this person has no impact on me at all. I fucking, like why the fuck would I give a shit? I hate so many of our fucking, uh,

representatives in Congress and I've never met them like fucking I could disagree more with that. Yeah I mean I wish nothing well on them. There's a lot of people's faces I'd bash in easily. I'm not like I don't I don't really hate Ruining the world I definitely hate some people.

Because hatred means that if I'm given the tools I would try to obstruct and harm them for me right like hate and in the context of where I'm interacting with the people that are fictional I hate them enough to take action in the world I am in to harm them.

Like I hate. What's the most hated? What are the most hated? What are the most hated characters? Like, would you say? What do you mean, Raphael? Like the turtle? From Balders Gate 3?

I hate that nigga. I tried to kill him. I done to fight him every time I could. And I couldn't. It is unfortunate. It is unfortunate. Hold on. Hold on.

Wait a minute. I didn't hate him that much. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I think it sucks. No way you just said Raphael on a first name basis and just assumed that.

just assume that it would like default to balder's gate. Well, I hate Raphael and then I clarified more. But that's like saying like right, right. But like like that would be like, Derek played Baldersers. So Derek knows what I'm talking about. Right.

But even so, my first thought was not baller's gate either. Raphael, I'm not, I'm not going to Raphael of Turtle. Like, oh no, I don't hate Raphael. My first thought was not Raphael from a baller's gate.

It wasn't my first thought. If I had a little more time to think, then maybe it would have been like, oh, he must be talking about it. I continue to elaborate. I wasn't going to say Raphael and then stop. Like I continue to elaborate. that is from Baldersgate.

Well, that's because I asked if it was the turtle you were talking about that you said no for Balders game. No, no, no. That would be like, that would be like, man, I really hate, uh, that, I really, I really hate Chris. And it's like, who?

What, what? Rock. Anthony. Chris, rock. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, man. I would say, since we were talking about Game of Thrones,

I think Joffery is probably, I think probably on people's Like one of Hated yeah Top three for sure Top three He did his job so fucking well That like he was like

Every time he was on screen You're like this fucking kid I never want to hit kids like literally And then I sometimes forget Oh this motherfucker's an actor Like So I was like he did well enough To where I'm like

The fucking actor I somehow like him a little less Even though he's just acting And that actually happened to him He's the most hated character. I think he's the most hated character on television of all time. For sure. I mean,

he's probably the number one. I would agree with that, but I'm also not thinking about other people right now. So that's why I just said safe top three. But probably, as of right now, I can't think of anybody more despised. There might be some more,

but like Dr. Claude. It's him and Skyler, I think. It's him and Skyler White. Skyler is so undeserved. And one that shouldn't, it one that shouldn't be there.

It's so fucking undeserved, man. Like watching. People hate Skyler so much. Look, I get it. I get it. They're rooting for the bad guy and they hate that she's fucking not the Bonnie and Clyde, you know, like not. She's not down for the fucking ride and the way. They're so upset about that.

They're so fucking mad. You're not validating Walter's terrible behavior. I think, like, I'm his wife. Duh. See, I think for me, yeah, because when I first watched Breaking Bad, I didn't like Skylar either. I didn't hate her. But, like, I didn't like her specifically because, like, she was just boring to watch. And that's kind of like what I really don't like.

If I hate a character in fiction, that's really what it means for me. It's like if you're so boring that like you're in capacity, like I would much rather watch Walter White or Eric or fucking Jesse Pinkman or like any of these other kids. Even fucking Walt Jr. is doing more interesting shit just by virtue of him walking around all fucking weird. Like, yeah.

Skyler is just some lady who's just like kind of annoying, kind of sort of. And it's just like it's not really that interesting to me. And so for that reason, I remember every time she was on screen wanting to skip the first time I saw it. second time it gets better and I'm just like oh this is a good character but like or like Kwan in fucking the halo show where you're just like oh my god this is so boring I can't believe how boring is I totally agree with you with that I agree with you that where I'm like this this show would be much better if they weren't in the show at all like yeah right but like

freeza or somebody like somebody like who's just a fucking dickhead no I love that do you still trust the corporate media I know I don't get the real facts the inside story behind the scenes in the Senate and the White House and the U.S. Supreme Court. Subscribe to Verdict with Ted Cruz on the IHeart Radio app by clicking the attached link today. Paid for by Truth and CouragePack. Not authorized by any candidate or candidates committee. Truth and CouragePack.com. Today, we're exploring deep in the North American wilderness among nature's wildest, plants, animals, and cows?

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there are characters that are just like evil is like this person like i hate the joker i've never liked the joker very much but that's because i like heroes so much i've never liked the joker and I think a great, I think the best villain that has been portrayed in like live action shit was, uh, uh, it's Kingpin. Kingpin recently and the Daredevils. And that's a great example of someone who's obviously a terrible human being, but they're a fan fucking tastic character. And I feel like, you know, the person asked the question needs to kind of understand that. That I'm like, you can think this person's amazing as a character and not think that they're

fucking virtuous and like, and should be saying praises of it. It's like Jamie has done a lot of insanely horrible things, but he's an extremely complex character and a fan favorite because of how complicated he is. And the actor is good. Really, that kind of helps a lot. You know, whatever the fuck that guy's name is. I don't know any of their names.

I know like Ken Harrington and that's it. Yeah, the fact that one, that character is a very well-written character. And then two, the guy that played him amazingly. Yeah. It's really good. Really, really good combination.

100%. He said he raped her. He didn't rape her. They fuck. He didn't rape her there. They fuck on Joffrey's body, which is crazy. Insane.

He definitely's a little forceful at the beginning, but they definitely do just fuck. That happens. The beginning, what do you mean? It's iffy. It's fucking... They're having an argument

the whole time in the beginning then they fuck each other. That's what happened. She's mourning. She's mourning her fucking son's death. And this motherfucker like, it's just... And then he comes in.

He's like, you never liked the nigga. And she's like... No matter which way you... You, no matter which way you, look, I'm not even, uh, my approach is no matter which way you spin it. It's gross, no matter what. It's not good. Don't get me wrong. It's not heroic.

It's a, it's not a stacifying thing, you know. Yeah, like, he's just, he's fucking, I'm like, there's a lot of, I'm sure there's a lot of, bad guys that have raped a lot of women and stuff and, and a lot of a, I'm sure the Joker, the Joker has, has done some rape into, and there's probably this guy who could be, I don't know. I'm not, I don't know a guy, but the guy that, uh, rode in. he probably appreciates because most people appreciate Joker's a villain

and the Joker is absolutely raped you know what I'm saying like just for example I feel like he hasn't I think that's what makes me angry they won't even let them be fully bad no yeah he'll let them joke around about it

like I didn't do it really absolutely raped 100% it's hinted he's definitely he definitely he definitely assaulted he's thinking of a barber

right he's thinking of Marper I don't no no he definitely raped Commissioner Gordon I think actually that's why he had to make it tied up I think he actually did

I think he actually him and his voice, fuck Gordon. Hell yeah, dude. I believe that's canon. I think he did. No, I'm not kidding. I think that's part of the comic. That's fucking canon, bro. I believe you. Yeah, whatever, it's canon. I like Big Cock, Big Butt,

homo, I love penis. Gay Mario Judah. Oh, I get it, yeah. Hello, Astaireon, Laisel, and Gail. Chris Deergen-Sween. This is a question for Chris mostly. I know you've said you're done caring about the Halo IP, but is there anything they could announce that you'd be excited for when it comes the spinoff. Personally, a cod zombie-style game with the flood would make me cream my marks. Look, I just, I don't, it's just, I don't care about it really anymore. Like, I'll, if they make a new one,

I'll be curious about it, and I'll probably check it out specifically because my job is to play video games. It would be dumb of me not to. But like, as far as, like, being invested in, like, what the future of a franchise is, like, no, I could give a fuck less what they do. Like, they could do literally whatever they want at this point, because they've squandered it so deeply that I can't even begin to. Like, if you don't care about it, as the people who own it, why should I? It's kind of how I feel about it. You wouldn't care at all, really?

What if the joke had crossed over in that universe and raped Master Chief? Well, that would just be disrespectful to Master Chief's character. To Master Chiefs. Through the armor through the shield. His dick is so hard, it goes through the shield. It starts beeping and it breaks. And he's like, ha, I'm almost got what got you? And he starts pushing it.

through the armor bending the armor in you see it you know when you see like metal start to like or like plastic where it starts to turn white you see like when it's almost broken through his that's crazy

man and then he's giggling his ass about he's fucking he's laughing laughing his head off and fucking he's he's screaming like he's being tortured like he's being branded by shit he's screaming it sounds hog

it sounds hog like that moment it sounds pig like but it's like muffled it's like muffled bro how do you think the world would react to something like that

do you think that might change like you're just so jaded you're like whatever like you see the scene of it happening truthfully. You're just like, whatever. It would definitely,

it would definitely alter quite a few humans' paths. He already fucked the, he already fucked the prisoner of war in a live action TV show. Why shouldn't they? Like, they might as well just do something. At the very least, if they disrespect the source material, they might as well do it in a fucking way

that's so outrageously hilarious that I couldn't believe that they would do it. I would almost get more value and enjoyment out of something like that. Like, if they had like a Halo season three and it starts with like, Master Chief saving the world

by shoving the entire Halo ring up his urethra I would almost be like that is so out of pocket I'm smiling like I would smile at that I'd be like it's such a

it's a step up from the series I can't believe they're doing this wild 10 out of 10 this is so crazy and like fucking Uncle Phil is there like why not

like who fucking cares bro you're so you're so right about that actually I was thinking about look at I I'm not going to get into it because it's like probably a conversation for another day

but I wasn't I wasn't enjoying followed as much as like a lot of people were and I it kind of made me think about that scene with Michone and the governor when I I've criticized this multiple times where like she could have killed him and then she just decides to choke him

with the sword and sheath and it's just like it was one of those things that I feel like there was like a lot of moments in in that series. I haven't finished it yet, but a lot of that kind of writing that does similar things. And I was thinking about that scene of, of, of, of, of, uh, the, uh, the show in the governor. That kind of involves like, the trajectory of the show kind of went in that direction. And, and what you're saying with the halo ring being shoved in his urethra,

I was thinking literally I would enjoy that scene better if Michone started shoving the, like the katana up his ass. Like, I was literally thinking about that earlier today. I was like, you know what? would have been better if she tried to fuck him with it. And like he's just struggling. You've ever seen like those scenes where somebody will catch like a knife or a sword and it starts bleeding and shit and they're trying to stop it from it impaling their face?

And I was thinking a scene like that, but he's trying to stop it from going in his ass. And I feel like that would have been so much better than what she actually tried to fucking do. Because it was just that goddamn stupid. But that's what I mean. It was so stupid that something so outrageous like that is actually literally. better. So if Master Chief actually somehow successfully fits an entire Halo ring and his fucking people, I'd be like, yeah. I think I have an idea. I have an idea. What is it? What is it? What is it?

I'm going to open my urethra as wide as humanly possible. Oh. Huh? Uh, uh, what? Are you sure about that? Yes, bitch. Yes. I'm already doing. it's too late. I've already done doing it as we speak. We'll cut it. We'll cut it and bend it. The idea is the idea of shoving a ring like option. It's so crazy. Yeah, I don't know, man. That's what I mean, though, by the way. But that's what I'm saying. Like, if they come out, if they come out with like a helldivers type like co-op ODST game, like I'll play it. If they come out with like a flood horror game, sure, I'll play it. It's just like I'm not going to care about like what the implications are going to be or like how that has implications for the future because

I'm just, I'm no longer invested. We had like the first five banger games. That's already more than a lot of other franchises get anyway. So like, I'm more than happy leaving it there and then just letting them do their own fucking fan fiction and fuck everything up. It's not my problem.

That's true. For me, I don't, when I love something, I love it, you know, unless I, unless I truly grow out of it,

like usually bad things of things don't really make me love it because of the things I love beforehand like this. but that's the nature of me like reading comics my whole life you're gonna read a comic but it's gonna be good runs there's gonna be shit run you know because things get traded off often. So like I'm like all right you know what? Like I still love like I love Star Wars though

I dude there's been so much bad Star Wars media There's also been a ton of great Star Wars media you know So it's like I always be interested To Neat enough to check out anything that comes out of things I like But I will always be you know like I have a reality like,

all right, this might be terrible. But it's whatever, you know? I think, Darth Vader should come back and get raped by the Joker. Dang, that'd be crazy. Him, like, weezing his show, he's getting thrusted too. I'm like,

I didn't even think about that. I didn't even think about his breathing. Plugging him, dog. It's tight. I can take it. All right, so here's the next one. Pizza times gay son. I'm the chosen one.

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oh, fucking God damn it. He says, hey, dark milk and white chocolate. Here's a fun hypothetical for you. If you could choose one game to become an

NPC in, as in not the main character or side characters, just an unnamed NPC, which game would be the safest,

most dangerous, and most fun? I think most safest would be Star Dew Valley. Oh, yeah, for sure. It's like obvious. Or like Animal Crossing

or something like that where you just can't die. Most dangerous would be, Halo or Fallout? I don't know about Halo. Halo is probably pretty safe for the most part. There's way more dangerous

than those games, man. Fallout, I wouldn't want to be a part of. Fallout would be pretty fucked out. Most fun would be there. Fallout is weird though. Fallout's weird because I feel like it would be very,

very, man, I do love the fallout vibe, but like I would not want to be in that world at all. Yeah, fuck no. Fuck no.

If you could become... Seeing ghouls in the real life world and like they're actually scary gave me a level of reality that I didn't like I didn't have ever. You know, in that universe, I was like, oh. Yeah. Bulls are stupid. I beat the fuck out of ghoul. I'll beat a ghoul's ass, you know. Now I'm like.

Yeah. Oh, then now you're like, oh, okay, I got you. Because every time I've interacted with a goo, I've interacted as my character who is already infinitely stronger than probably any person that's walking around on the planet. Yeah, you can't be torn apart immediately because of. you know it being a video game or it would be like Dark Souls I guess it would be too hard it'd be too hard

I love it like I love because I'm playing Fall in New Vegas right now and it's so funny because they're like small towns and then you just have people living in peace and then they're just like by the way

that school house is full of ghouls and they just haven't done anything about it it's just like it's just they accept they just accept it like yeah that's the that's the ghoul school and you can't you can't fucking go in there yeah

it's insane and it's like maybe two blocks away my last though yeah and you know the tooth where somebody gets shot with a tooth right there's a rotting

in the show yeah if someone shot with a rotting tooth I'd be so fucking mad at them how about you piece of shit would you be more mad that it's a tooth or just like how could how much more angry would you be that it would be a tooth rather than a bullet

because bullets at least is like they they're worth a little something you know so like oh man to kill me. It's my if I got to put some money down. But it's my fucking with a tooth, you know. Yeah.

I guess. I don't know. I don't see why that matters. I would, uh, if I were to be, if I could choose to be an NPC in any game world, it would probably be something like,

like Animal Crossing or something. Or like just, I just want to, I just want to relax, man. I don't, I don't need. Although Animal Crossing is stressful, though, because you got that fucking guy

threatening to like evict you all the time. Don't you? Like, isn't, isn't there like a banking kind of system in, in Animal Crossing? Only is it a main character. You're not going to go to that shit. He'd fight actually to come over there.

But the main character is going through it. You know, I think I'd be a street fighter because they fight all the time, but you're like fine. You can beat the piss on someone. You'll get up and just start walking away. You're just a PNG in the back, like a cycle. Yeah, and a back being a regular guy. And the back going to be fine, but like, say that World Tour thing, though, there was a lot of people that are just beating the fuck out of each other. But they're fine, though.

You'll fucking DP their fucking. head off and then essentially they just get up and walk away like nothing happened and i'm like that's a world that i wouldn't mind living in that would be a nice where even if you know if somebody like gangs up on you beats the fuck out of you can just get up and walk away i think of a world that'd be fun enough to be in but not like fun enough for me to have fun in but not like dangerous enough for me to be like i don't want to be here i don't know um i'd be a human in the world of sonic would that be good i don't even know what the world is Yeah, that's such, I don't know anything about that lore actually.

Like, zero. There's people walking around. This will be a person. It's terrible. It's terrible. I'm like, whatever. It's fucking fucking terrible. I'm sure it is.

Fucking so shitty. It is some of, I, Sonic is probably one of the worst. Like, I really mean this from the bottom of my heart. I, I don't think, I really don't think there is any, like, world building or, like, any, world fictional or otherwise

that is worse than Sonic the Hedgehogs. It is so lame, it's unbelievable. That's probably pretty fair. That's probably pretty fair. I feel like it's harsh but not harsh. I think it's harsh, but not by a lot. It's like,

no, yeah. You're in the right, right, you're in the right ballpark. Yeah, I'm so sure. I'd have to think about it more,

but as of right now, just default off the top of the dome, yeah, that's, it's, you couldn't even, like, if somebody gave me 20 bucks to start reading,

I'd make, I'm good, I don't, I don't, I'm good. I don't want to, I'd rather just not know it. I'd rather be paid. I'd rather be more ignorant about it. I don't know.

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It's like a side quest I guess. Do you guys remember when it sat, Assassin's Creed used to do this? You remember when they had like on like certain platforms that had like 30 extra minutes of content or whatever? But do you remember that? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh, it's kind of like that where it's just like, oh, here's a mission.

for Jabba the Hut that's exclusive to fucking, I don't know. To this platform, yeah. To this platform. This was different because this is just like an extra thing that you have to pay for or something. It's like, it's like you have to buy this mission. It's done. So how do I feel about it? I don't like that.

I personally, someone that doesn't buy all the DLC in most games, I don't give a fuck. Like, I buy shit that may be important to certain lore that I'm interested in. or like large expansions, like say that Eldon Ring shit, obviously. That's going to be a fucking, like,

significant because it's literally just like 20 bucks less than the fucking game itself. So, you know, it's like, all right. But yeah, I don't get that, like, even when I heard about all that Dragon's Dogma 2 shit, I'm like, I don't give a fuck, dude. Like, it's annoying. I think everybody understands that,

but I feel like it's one of those things that most people complain, but most people aren't gonna fucking use that shit anyway so I kind of just like do your best to just avoid that shit if it's inevitable like old Ubisoft games

where they would there'd be a chest and it's like whoa fucking this is only for multiplayer shit or something I'm like what the fuck is this? What is this? That shit was crazy my game

that was crazy that's so crazy yeah I don't know like yeah shit like that I'm like yeah whatever

Because, King, you're the Star Wars. Do you give a shit about Star Wars at all? Like, I know you're a Star Wars fan, but, like, I've never heard you talk about this. Um, I don't really, I don't know, man. Like, you know, the outlaws are the bounty hunters, right? I don't go to fuck about it. I don't, I've never liked bounty hunters, really. I like the Mandalorians, but I don't like the, but I don't care.

I don't care about this character. I care about, I like the fucking magic and the fucking space sword. I don't get to fuck about outlaws that much. It might be fun. Maybe interesting. That's cool, but, like, you should have a talk about it. controversy surrounding the main character. Do you see it?

Oh yeah, that's right, because she's like not hot or something, yeah. Yeah, she's not like drop dead gorgeous and these guys are like freaking out. Yeah, I do have to say, I do have to say yet again where I'm just like, I am consistently baffled because there are some screenshots that I've seen where it's just like, yeah, they,

it's not even that she looks ugly, it's that she looks wrong in certain shots. And it's just like, well, why are you? Like, it's almost like if they, If they made her ugly on purpose, like, that would be one thing because it's like, okay, well, it's just an ugly character. But it's just like, you have this beautiful model who's being scanned into the game. And then you have these shots of her looking like completely fucked where the lighting doesn't work. And so I get it.

There is a conversation to be had, like I've said many, many times. It's like, why are some studios really, really good at scanning their actors into games and other studios just can't seem to fucking do it? What is, like, where is the talent gap there? Why is it so fucking vast between these, between, these places. It's weird. But it's not like, the idea that like people are trying to stretch this into like a conspiracy theory is so fucking embarrassing. Like I really, I hate sharing a planet with these people.

It's very exhausting in a way that I feel like there's just so much content. There's so much content. There's so many games that I'm like, you stupid bumbling bitch, go play something else. There are so many games with drop dead gorgeous hot women. What's that one that's coming out? Assume.

Stellar Blade. Yeah. And in that way that I'm like, bro, now technically why I'm not excited about that is my games that I play are modded and like they have less clothes on than that bitch. So why do I care about that? Verses like say I'm playing a BG3 or I just popped in Jagged Inquisition and Liliana's just butt ass naked or Josephine's butt ass naked just doing their thing at my fucking as Skyholder, Skyhaven. or whatever. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, why is that, like,

in a way that I feel like just, in a world of, we have so many options, why the fuck are you so upset? I just don't get it. Like, there's so many fucking options. Some people need it to live, bro. Some people need to be upset.

I get the content creators. I get that. Yeah. Celebrates really good, too. So, like, that's another thing, too. It's like, yeah. Yeah. Is it already?

Because the demo. I know the demo was out. Yeah It looks good But like me playing it specifically for the eye candy I don't give a fuck about that is what I'm saying Not the gameplay Oh yeah I don't I don't really care about it either

Yeah I don't Yeah because I'm seeing I've been seeing nothing but clips of close ups Where people are like drooling over it And I was like nigga fucking All of my women in Baldersgate 3 are fucking naked Like why are you impressed by this? This bitch is fully closed

I'm just saying. I guess the fact that it isn't a mod is what's what's, what's novel about it. Because like you wouldn't really see that. But neither are my PG3 bitches either. I just take their clothes off. That's like that's the only exception and not the rule. You know what I mean?

That is one of the, yeah, that's true. I get it. Look, I get it. She's pretty like she's based on a real model too. Like that's the thing that bothers me about this conversation. It's like whenever you talk about it.

It's like, like, I really hate every side of it. Because some people, it's like, well, people don't, these people, this model was made by someone who's never seen a, woman before and it's like, I really hate to break this to you, but a lot of women are very hot, actually. Like a lot of, like, there are many, many, there are many women who look fucking fantastic and in fact look the same or better than this character model, quite honestly. So like, the idea that it's like fake is like, I don't know, it wreaks of insecurity on some

level, but at the same time, it's like, I think it's, I think it is also very strange to be like, oh man finally a hot character in a game it's like there's a lot yeah there's a lot there's a dix that are drooling that yeah that bothers me like I say appreciation I look at her and I'm like oh yeah

she's hot like I like I like that but I'm not gonna go on my way and clip that shit and be like oh oh oh and then you just start your dick start dripping and shit I'm like come on dude well that's weird to me that's but like yeah that's weird to me in general because like

I'm playing a video game I'm not here I'm not jerking off to my video game like I'll just Google I'll look up porn if I'm really like what the fuck What the fuck? You're not multitasking, but I respect. There's a naked,

there's a suit in that game that, like, it's the naked suit. It's the one that's, like, trending kind of where it's like, it's like, it's not naked, really, but it's, like, incredibly, like, revealing.

And it makes the game super hard because it removes your shield. And I decided it's like, oh, you know what, I'm going to play that way. That's cool. And I played the demo that way. And I sincerely, like,

after like the first, like, three minutes of, like, gawking where it's like, hmm, this is a pretty nice looking character. It immediately was just like, oh, this is a really good game and I'm not even like like by the end of the demo I completely forgot that she was naked in any real way like I was just like oh this is hard

and this is engaging and this is pretty well done um so yeah I'm actually excited for yeah I don't know if I'll for the record I don't know if I'll get to it immediately because I oh yeah go ahead no keep on sorry no I just want to say I'm glad that you yeah I glad that you brought that up though just uh the the I had a conversation with somebody and they weren't 100 percent they didn't understand what the nude mods angle was for specifically because there was a guy that uses AI to make like say Lucy in a fallout um like somebody who's AI to make her ass all plumped or something and like I criticize that shit oh my god pathetic corny shit and someone

tried to say something like it wasn't this like the same as you modding or something like that and I'm like well first of all no not at all because this is first this is still frame this is fucking retarded this is like and second of all the main thing about modding these naked people in these situations is more for commuted purposes than it just being hot. Like, yeah, you get to look at this. They look nice. But it's more of them just being in these very serious situations on their butt-ass fucking naked. Like that, there is something so fun about that.

And I just need people to know that to where they don't get confused. I'm not jacking off to these games. There is porn and I have a wife. I'm not jacking off to this shit. it should be noted too it should be noted that what is it fuck I forgot what I was going to say

ah never mind whatever it's gone god damn it oh well I'm not jacking off the me of them something about just looking what I was gonna say was that uh I saw that thing

where like they made Lucy's butt big or whatever but it's like it was embarrassing because it like it didn't even look good like it looked like shit like it looked awful because it just looked like a it looked like a couch or something

like a fucking Raymore and Flanagan fucking recliner and not an ass and it looked like had it had this like balloon texture to it and it was just like what the fuck this isn't hot at all

like you could have if it was at least if it was at least like I don't know if somebody painted over it I would and like artistically like genuinely made like a nice plump ass

I would still think it was like a little weird to do But I would at least Appreciate like what the fuck was done But this was just like so terribly made I really I really implore you guys to look up like that edit specifically Like the the fallout yeah Yeah, yeah As edit you can find it pretty quickly on

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Apocalypse is African. Can he say the N-word? Yeah. He's not. He's not. Well, first of all, what I would not say to this. Even if you're not sub-Saharan, I think it's okay, in my opinion. That's kind of true too, yeah.

Really? I don't know, man. I kind of feel like the opposite where it's like, I feel like, I feel like. Realistically? You're not. Go ahead, go ahead. Just because you're African, you're not African American. And that's really what that, that's really what that is.

Like, I don't know. For black Americans, 100%. Like that actually, it is a. It's for a black American and the British, British black people as well. Well, they were called that as well. The context here and there is slightly different, but it's that word was. still used to demean them as well. And I mean, it probably was

adapted later. And Caribbean, too, and and even Portuguese people do, actually. I think it was adopted. I think it was adopted. Like, the whole thing is because it's like, nigger, right, that word popularized in America. It was something that was done here.

It's in the same vein as like, the way that- Are you sure 100%? Like, I'm not trying to just like discredit you because I know that word is, that word exists in in Portugal as well. They were called that there as well. Right, because things do spread. No, but see, here's the thing.

We're talking about, we're not saying, when we're talking about the past, they're not talking about the hard R. Because black people, black Americans don't fucking address each other with the hard R. That's not what they're talking about. They're not saying,

because nobody has the, no one really has the past to say hard R. That's always derogatory. So it's like, do you have the past to say, and that is a word that was, it was popular, It was a thing that started in America. And then, of course, other black cultures adapted it too.

We're like, I'll see like a Nigerian like Izzy Adasanya who moved to New Zealand. And then he says, nigger, and I'm like, it is a little weird when you think about it. When you think about it. First of all, he doesn't say it right also. I think that's the thing. It's just an example. It's just an example of like, hey, you didn't necessarily have the, you know, if we wanted to be technical about it. But I'm throwing all technicality out.

It cat's been out of the bag for a long time. I think it's pretty fucking clear that even in America, when we've mentioned it many times before, a lot of your Puerto Rican brethren have, you know what I mean? So it's just kind of like, whatever, dude. Like, I'll let the, I'll let the Africans say it. I don't give a fuck. For me, it's simply, if that word was used to define you or anyone in your grandparents, it's, that's where blackness stops. me. If your grandparents, at least one of them isn't black, I don't

count you as black personally myself. I'm not going to stop from saying words you want to say. It depends how you look as well. But if the N-word was used, does a dragatory describe you? No matter where you are on this planet, I think it is fine for you to say it in. I don't think so. I don't think so. No, no, no

way. No chance. It doesn't matter what you think, Christo. I'm just going to be racist. No, I'll be racist. I've been called that. I've been called that. So, like, There's no shot. There's no shot. Well, yeah, you've been, you've been called that true, but like, that's not a, that's, like, that's insane. Who calls you that?

Like, who calls you that really? I've had, I, I, I remember when I first moved here literally, like, at the, there was a 7-11, like, in Glendale or like, like, a convenience store in Glendale where, like, this guy was fucking. In the convenience store, he didn't get, like, I don't know, he tried to return something to a fucking convenience store or something. I don't remember what the fucking fight was. But he was, like, screaming. And I went in there for a tea back when they were, like, still selling glass. apples and I went in there. I was like, oh, man. And he, he turned to me along with a lot of other people. And he was like, get out of here. Get out of here. And he pointed at me. It's like, you. And he's,

and he said that specifically, that word. I was like, you, huh? What? He's like, get out of here. And I was like, okay, listen. And also, it happens on, I mean, Xbox Live is a fucking notorious fucking place where like everybody calls. Yeah, that is a second language. Not being called that, but being defined as that. Like, if you were, if you were part of the Transatlized slave trade and They were like, hey, what are you shipping? And your ancestors were in there. And they said N words. Right.

But then it's like, yeah. But you weren't. You weren't traded. Huh? No, my ancestors were. Yeah, but you don't get to. What does that mean? You don't get to because you were personally traded.

Do you understand the context of what I'm saying, Chris? I understand the context of what you're saying. I just don't. Even for me. And I'm real. And I'm very real about the ideas. Like the N word for, for Caribbean, is different in general.

Also Hispanic people, because unfortunately I'm that also. Yeah, it means like hot pockets or something like that, right? Like impanadas or what is it? Something like that, right? It's something like along the lines. Like, hey, you got a nigga and then you guys fucking like break break. Got a nigga on you. Yeah, something like that. And they think it's a $10 bill, no.

You're like a Chinese word too? A dogatory phrase, a black person. Let me ask you guys something. It's just a Chinese word as well. The amount of times, well, in Mandarin and Mandarin, and it is a, I forgot what they call the automotopia when you say ums and ans. You know, like a stutter.

There's a proper term for that. Whatever that's called. Theirs is sounds 100% like nigger. And me working at New Egg, when I worked at New Egg, it was so funny being there. Because it just sounded like there's a bunch of fucking Chinese people

just saying, nigger fucking every few minutes because everybody goes, um, and, uh, you know, but they just go, And I'm like, I love this place. Because out of context, it's amazing.

It sounds like a fucking lobby and call it duty. Huh? Yeah. Korean it means you. Like, niga means, it's not niga. It's niga. It's a different word. Yeah.

It's not niga in Mandarin either. It's like, I think it's Nika. I forget. Yeah, but that's like in Spanish. That's like in Spanish where it's like a negro, you know. Like where it's like, yeah, you know. Well, that at least actually means black, you know, like. That's true.

I, yeah, Negro. I like medello, negras. Those are actually pretty good. Oh, let me ask you guys a question before we move on. Do you think the way that the Xbox lobbies and how everything went down with the amount of hard hours and N-words that have been used in that specific context, do you think that maybe it should have been classified as its own language? Like, say, because it's so, it was. so desensitized in a way that you can tell like a lot of these people weren't actually racist. They're just fucking pieces of shit trying to, you know, the, you know, the,

they were trying to hurt you. Yeah. The F, which is in a sense kind of worse. I will say, I will say this. If you, I do think this is, I do think this is true as, do you still trust the corporate media. I know I don't. Get the real facts, the inside story behind the scenes in the Senate and the White House and the U.S. Supreme Court. Subscribe to verdict with Ted Cruz on the Iheart radio app by clicking the attached link to Today. Paid for by Truth Encourage Pack. Not authorized by any candidate or candidates committee.

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the F slur today over Mike like in a public game, you're probably a really weird person who has like really strange beliefs about those people. I do think that's probably likely. But like I think in 2008 or 2010, it's pretty high likelihood that you were just saying that because that's part of the language of the of the lobbies at the time. Yeah. Because I know for a fact. I know for a fact, I heard people, I heard all sorts of people say the F-sler who in fact

were either gay and didn't realize, but still didn't care, or just didn't have any negative opinions about gay people at all. evenly for real. So like I do think there's a level of like dude man. I'm not going to act like I've said those I've said all those terrible words online I've said all of those Of course so what's the language called If it had to be classified

What would you call? Just Eve is mean Just mean it's upset Gersmeat X slurvy Slurvy I speak slurvy on Xbox It's gamers speak That's why like oh you can see the gamer word It's like yeah So maybe it should be more

associated with a gamer Gamerian Gamish should be Gamish I'm speaking Gamish And they're like I'm speaking Gamish today I like that I like that

What are the Gamish traditions Well you must You must shout Faggit into the microphone 4,000 times 4,000 times With that a week That's one of our

That's one of our top That shit would drive me To say more terrible Does someone call me Edward, it would give me zeal. Like, I would get more energy from it, you know? I would get more drive. I would probably not really do better.

Dude, I still remember to this day when we were with Joe, or when we were living in the long, the long apartment with Joe. And he was like, hey, man, I just got the new call of duty. And I was like, I remember being like, oh, okay, interesting. I'm curious as to whether or not it's different. His first fucking game, we walk into his room just to see, like, what the game looks like and how it runs and like what it's like. and then immediately in like I think maybe not even 10 seconds over the over the voice com the N word like loud as hell and I was like I can't believe it like my first exposure to call duty in years for a microsecond and it was like already slurs right truly awesome

they know who they are man you got we know I'm going to do later when I have time I'm going to jump back in the of course not 2009 Modern War for a 2 And I'm gonna practice my heart Because like who cares if you get banned from that shit Like there's probably three people Can I say something?

I think they are actually I think they are I think they got them up again right They got revived I think when No no no they Well yeah they didn't go down technically Because I think it's I think it's peer to peer

And I think it's not dead Last time I played in 2018 And 2018 they were definitely up Because that was the last time I played They were still up So what what happened is they're still up but they're just abandoned basically. Like they don't like them,

there's no moderation and like the devs don't give a shit because the devs are technically non-existent. So like it's really just like a publisher side server farm that's kind of just like set up. But I remember they they enhanced it when Microsoft bought Activision or when that deal finally went through like all those games like got like some weird patch or something

and everybody was like whoa! But they're still kind of hackers playgrounds. Like you cannot play a legitimate game Call Duty Monomorfare 2. That is true. The 360 version, like it's gone. That is true. I remember vividly trying to play in 2018.

And this nigga is just standing in one spot. And he's just fucking murking everyone. He didn't even move. He's just with everyone's getting. I was like, it was so funny. I was like, dude, it was fucked up. I played a game. I played a game.

I didn't even know how they do this. But like, I played a game of Monoer War II. It was on high rise. And I remember because I remember I remember really liking that map. And I was running around and then I look at the sun Because there's a sunset on that map And the sun is Dr. Phil's face And every no no matter where you're at

You die Like so like five you live for like five seconds And then you die And it's like it's just a fucking mess To complete Like there's no reason to play that game But it's funny hearing people on the mic Totally

Totally Oh man I had a question here I'll kill your grandma I lost it You go to bed you know Yeah bro how much worse would it have been if there was fucking uh uh webcam like what if you saw your fucking face that people saw your face you would have seen pipe you would have seen pipe all the

time it would have that shit webcam webcam invites penis to be shown you're very right what about it does that you're very right i did not consider that i was actually thinking of just how would the the racism being enhanced you know if i say but that is true there's a lot of peter's see it's like You can see people Like I couldn't help but notice You were black sir Might I

Say something to you I feel like people would have to get like Soundbores because they couldn't say Inward They couldn't say the N word Fast enough You have to just be like Just pushing the button

Look Look No do No do not Do you watch this Dude I remember that was a big problem actually with Uno because like I think the Uno Xbox Live game like added like

Webcam support and people were just like shoving their fucking dicks on. Can you imagine shoving a reversal and then like shoving your cock out? That was a problem. That is why that is why I got taken off. That's the game store. That is so funny. It got taken off the game store actually.

Bro, that game was so fun. Real talk. It's really good actually. Like it's like probably one of my favorite games. Mm-hmm. On the 360. I love that.

It would inherently, but it's Uno, you know? So, isn't it that? Wait, that voice? What was it that voice message?

Oh yeah. It's like icon. You have Uno. You have Uno you I don't have Uno You have Uno you fucking dick Dude that is one of the most iconic things that has ever been known to man I think I know that I feel like in my heart I know that video

Like word for word like if they started If I started watching that video I would immediately remember everything But I love that video Such a classic you don't really get that anymore man Like I think it's a lot of that comedy is from the fact that those microphones sucked so much shit. Like, even at the time. Even at the time they suck.

It wasn't like, it wasn't like, oh, we have, we have bad recordings of our, of our audio back then. And it was actually better in the moment than it was in the recordings. It's like, no, it really did sound that shitty. No, it sounded completely horrendous. Like, there are some, uh, some people, I understand that this is like a very inside baseball and very, very, very, like, nerdy, very specific thing to be aware of. But like, in like, 2004 or 2005, there were a lot of these halo,

to machinemas online that because there were no people weren't in booths in person recording audio, all of the voice lines were done through the microphones and it is so fucking funny. It is like 10 times funnier than it would be

if their audio was clear. And one of my favorite ones is it's called frequency by I am suck. And it's like this dumb machinawa where like there's a laser beam that just shouts the Numa Numa theme. It's like very, very to that early 2000s.

But like the way that people scream through those microphones is like there's nothing. It's music to my fucking ears. Those old compressed, fucked low bit rate microphones. I have a channel in one of my discords or specifically my main like friend discord server that has like a voice channel that has like a really, really low bit rate on purpose just to like emulate it. So you can capture that essence. That's great. It sounds so funny. That's great. That one clip, let me ask you this, and then we should just do like maybe one more and go or something.

Yeah, yeah. That guy is, he's talking shit and then he starts playing Enter Sandman. Oh, you're just jealous. You're just jealous of my hands because my guitar hands will do something you'll never be able to do in real life. yeah, you're gay. And then he starts playing. And you're gay. And to Sandman really poorly.

Like, really like the most... I gotta see that. I gotta see that again. Or is that like a bit? Because... It might be a bit, but like, like, I also feel like... I feel like it's just so authentic still. Like, even if it was a bit, I don't think he...

I don't think it was a bit with the intended purpose of being shared necessarily. I think it was genuinely, like, something that he thought was funny for the other person to see. And so he just, he just... did it, but like I think it's that it's the mic man. It's it's the mic makes it. That's a great. That's a great one. That is this is good shit dude.

Enter Sandman Xbox Live. He doesn't play it that bad. It doesn't play it that bad. It's pretty bad. It's a voice message. It's not great. It's not great. You're not a guitarist, so I understand where your barometer is. It's very poorly played. It is remarkably

poorly played. I actually don't even think it's I'm pretty sure he's playing it in like standard tuning and like very wrong. It's definitely not tuned correctly. You know, he plays it somewhat. You get at least know what it is, you know.

Give his credit. His timing is so fucked. I love, I love this, I love this fucking message. God damn. There's so many, you can probably make like a,

like, yeah, you're gay. So yeah, you're gay. Dan, dan, dan,

dan, dan, dan, The comments on this are great, too. It's like, I don't care if it's completely off key. The pure amount of confidence and the idea of insult-hyphen music cue is amazing. It is. It is pretty insane.

It's legendary. I just imagine this guy plugging up his guitar and pedals and shit with that look on his face like, this is going to show his ass. I fucking rule Love it He does kind of rush it too Yeah yeah they're like I love what he rushes it

Yeah he rushes to Because I think Because I think there's only Yeah there's only like I think you can only record like I think you can only record like 15 seconds At that time Yeah

Yeah So he's just like Oh I gotta finish And he's Cram it in there I do that with fucking Instagram stories sometimes Where I start seeing that I'm almost out

And I'm like I gotta fucking start talking faster and I'm like, ah, that came out like shit. Yeah, this is. The nostalgia is shit. You're gay. You gay. So, so good.

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Why wouldn't you just Almost had it It would have just been a weekend at burning Bernie Why not just weekend at Biden's? Yeah, like what? Yeah, it's not Bernie Sanders It still sucks though

He's dead Yeah, it's not great either He's not dead And he's not I mean, I don't know He's just not as, look at man He fucking, he's He's like

He's boring, he's not I think they've injected them With steroids because like He doesn't do the same gaffs like he used to. Like I feel like these people act like he's still getting those same gaffes. I miss them.

Remember the shit that like we used to make fun of him while he was campaigning and shit? Oh yeah, when he was the last break? Touching his leg hair? Yeah. And I'm like, these people are acting like he's saying the same shit. I'm like, you guys are stuck in fucking yesteryear. And we have boring material. I think they don't let him talk. They're just like

listen, you can't be out there talking. All he does is walk slow like a fucking old man that he is. And I'm like, ooh. I'm like, I'm like, this is lame. It's like, it's like that photo of, uh, it's like that photo of, uh, Clint Eastwood that went around. It's like Clint Eastwood looks so creepy. And it's like he's, yeah, he's like a hundred.

He's old as shit. You're not going to look like, like that. He's a cowboy too. Like he didn't believe in lotion, you know, like God damn. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's not like, imagine what Trump would look like if he didn't put on makeup, if he didn't dye his hair. You know what I'm saying?

Like he looks pretty bad though. He would look pretty bad. Because he doesn't take care of himself. Like in that. way like like the like trump does all this stuff to mask how fucking old he is Biden doesn't do it Clint Eastwood doesn't do it because they're not they're not ashamed of their age you know they're fine looking like they should they should that's me I but I would yeah I I agree to a certain extent I would probably put on a

long wig that would maybe some rostas shit or something I don't know I would I would I would take I would take clothes pins and I would stretch my face out like this and I like that. It's me. I like that. It's way better than Botox, dude. I don't want to put that nerve-killing shit in my face. I can't get some clothes pins. I want to die in general. I want to the parade

my body around when I'm dead. Can we put clothes pins on our penis too? The first church of Keith David presents Weekend at Sweeney's the podcast. The second church of Keith David featuring being better than the first church of Keith David. Thanks, man. I've been really

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As always Is the king A big N-word The King of Hapazard Thank you all Big N-word Watch out for Big N-Word They're ruining everything

Yeah Yeah What if that was notorious Notorious N-Ward? big N-word. What if that was his name? Do you think it would have got his popular

if that was his name? Yeah, probably. Probably more popular. Yeah. It is notorious big Nick and then, yeah.

B-I-G. When the moon rises. N-I-G-G-G-A. B-I-G-N-D-G-A-D-G-A. Do you think the best line he's ever came up with? he says when the moon rises I'm coming in her eyes

and it's he says that yes it is so bad that's so stupid I love it you know what's crazy like all jokes aside Biggie Smalls is a fantastic rapper he's fucking incredible skill why like at the 90s era rappers

there were some that were like dog shit that they got a lot of respect and there were some that were like really truly good. Yeah. Biggie would be a good rapper by modern rapping standards. He would still be an insanely talented rapper.

Because party and bullshit, doesn't that song again? That song is insane. Yeah. He does a quadruple and tundra three times in a row in that song. And I'm like, holy fuck,

that's impressive, dude. Yeah. And he's talking about just fucking and hanging out of the party and doing dumb shit. My favorite biggie song, my favorite biggie song is the one where he goes like,

you got nowhere to hold him. No way to fold them. You know, I just heard. I was just listening to Comtown and somebody mentioned that song and Stobby, the fat Greek, he's like, you know that song's about my balls, right? And for some reason, I thought, like, when I started thinking of the lyrics and I was like, that is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard of, but it made me laugh out lag. It's a dumb.

It's so stupid. I got to know when to hold up. You got to fall your balls. The idea of like ironing your balls so that the crease is gone. fucking wild. That's crazy. I thought about it. There's a bunch of memes

where people are like, there's a bunch of people are putting their balls in like the deep friar like fucking McDonald's like that. And it's going to be like, oh, you can hear their balls fry. And the idea of someone

coming into McDonald's breaking in, getting over the friar and dipping their balls in it is crazy. Like, what are you doing? Yeah, it is kind of one of the dumber things you could do if you're going to break it to McDonald's.

Like, why are you frying your balls? All right. What are you doing, bud? Oh, he's about to hammer his balls. Good night, everyone. You got to know where to hold them. No way to fold them. No way to ham your balls.

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