The Snark Tank - #225: Derrick Loves/Hates Fallout

Episode Date: April 25, 2024

Derrick has beef with the Fallout series and Sween reads our Producer names!https://www.patreon.com/TheSnarkTank

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And I just, it just, I do it when it's so glaringly obvious when I, when I, when I'm editing. And since I don't do like regular videos anymore, I kind of don't notice it. Yeah. Yeah. Every time I clean my desk, I clean this. Really? So once a week, yeah. No way.

Okay. Okay. So when I say clean. I mean like properly like like soak in soap. Oh, I'm not talking about like pull things off. Oh like actually done that. I've never soaked in my windshield in soap.

Never once. I recommend. Because whenever I, every time I clean my desk, every time I clean my desk, because my desk gets fucked up every week as I play card games at my desk on like webcam and shit. So like by the time it hits Friday,

this Friday it's more organized than usually. I think because I did literally maybe maybe clean up probably yesterday. I think, I don't remember. Because you're not an old man. You're not an old man. You only do things when she tells you. Well, no, because literally, because, like, I clean up, I clean up on my own. But what happens is that, like, usually by Friday, it's fucked.

That's, like, by the week is, like, I fucked up by Friday. I feel like that's pretty normal. I think it's funny. I think funny you for cleaning all the time. But, like, then I clean, like, literally every day. So it's like, yeah. Dude, it's insane. It's insane now.

It's crazy because the way I used to live before Lily, I could not live like that anymore. I'd probably get sick of my own area now because of how much she makes me clean. I feel uncomfortable not cleaning. Yeah. Yeah. I know there's Mexicans love cleaning, man. I feel like, I feel like the only time you should clean every day

is if there's like food involved. Like just that that's, to me that's the only thing that is a requirement, like don't let food sit out. But other things like say a little bit of clothes, a little bit of like paper. You should clean up every day, but you shouldn't really clean your house every day.

Yeah, deep clean is like once. You clean up every day. Deep clean, it's like once a week. But like generally speaking, like every day, I will move around my house and I will, things will be out of place and there will be like, you know, I will take things out of where they're supposed to be. And so like, like, even if it's just like five minutes of just like, okay, I'm going to take that and put that away or like do that. Yeah, that's cleaning up.

That's a different. It just saves time because then otherwise it's just like a fucking design. And some days I just can't do it because I'm so fucking busy. And then like, oh, I've got a fucking all, my entire. room in my floor, the entire floor of my room is covered in clothes because I just haven't, I haven't bothered with it. But generally speaking.

For us, for us, it's every day we clean up. Like, if we, if we use the kitchen, we will not go to bed with the things in the kitchen sink. Yeah, that's a good day. That's a good rule. We don't leave things like on the counters. Don't, good habit. Don't trifle with the kitchen. Don't trifle with the kitchen. Yeah, the kitchen has to be clean at all times. The kitchen, unfortunately,

Unfortunately, like, dude, I've, man, some of the apartments that we lived in before, where things just were so needlessly fucked. Yeah. I know where's it. Just clean the kitchen. That's what we're, I was clean. Bathroom always cleaned, but not like deep cleaned. We usually, like, we clean the bathroom, but, like, we don't, like, get on our knees and scrub every day. We do that, like, on Saturdays.

Dude, I, I, it took me a good three months to get over like roach related trauma when I lived, when I started living here in this apartment, when I started living like on my own. Because like every time for like for three straight months until it started like fade and go away, I couldn't walk into my kitchen at night or in the dark without turning the lights on first and then staring intently at the floor. Yeah, just staring to make sure. Just to make sure that they weren't fucking on the floor and scattering. Because that was just like exclusively our experience living in both the building that we lived in before our current places and the first one we lived in Burbank. It's that strip of Burbank, bro. It's that like strip going up. Because everyone I know that's lived there has had the same problems.

Just going up that hill. I don't know. I think it's just been. I think it's really just poor fucking management. And because there are things like, I don't understand how you, because straight up, those roaches weren't our fault. Straight up. Like actually, like, for real, genuinely, actually, for real, none of it. You could argue maybe the first one, maybe, but the second place, genuinely not.

No, like, we had nothing to do with that one. No, the first place, even more so. Because the first place, we didn't even, when we moved in, we just, we moved from a place with no roaches first off in Glendale, because we had like the fucking fifth. floor or something, some ridiculous third floor, but it was the top of the building. And when we moved in, we didn't have any food. We didn't have food.

And then they were just there anyway. But they don't even need food to survive. They do what do they eat like dust and shit? I hate, man. Roaches, they piss me off, man. They really infuriate me. It's usually not most people's fault. It only takes one dirty, disgusting piece of shit. And then all of a sudden they start making mess.

In the next fucking apartment. literally playing with them fucking raising and giving them social security numbers and giving them like anime recommendations like a fucking psycho

living among them I've been thinking about that because I'm the so I've been I've been I've been trying to figure out where it would be the best area

to move back in California I'm like okay practically should I just make it most convenient for myself so when I'm traveling to work will be a breeze when we're

like recording and stuff but then I'm also like where should what apartments what should uh because you know because I the I will break a lease I'm not I can't live with roaches you know what I'm saying so if I got one of those

unfortunate situations where you know the the apartment's presentable they cleaned it up so now they're showing it there's no roaches and then as soon as I settle in then it's like oh here they come I'm like, nope, fuck you, I'm out. You know, so I'm trying to avoid a situation like that. How do you avoid a situation like that?

I think all you can do is talk to the locals. Like, hey, man, you know about any roach infestations here? Like, because they're the only ones I can tell you the truth. Genuinely, the only way to do it is to talk to the people involved with the building. Because like, and by the way, I mean talk to them in the sense that like, don't, like, Zillow is not. Cragsless is actually like the best place to do it. To find, like, apartments that are like, like, that are both like cheap or like cheaper than like where you would find on zillow but also where

you can engage with the real person who's going who's generally going to be a little bit more straight up with you than anything else like they're going to be like yeah because i remember there was one person that i was talking to i didn't end up taking it because it was just kind of like an inconvenient location but one of the people that i was talking to was like yeah so we've had we have like an ant problem here sometimes but like we have like people here to come and we have like people dedicated to come fix it uh it's usually like twice a year they'll they'll pop in and it will be a problem i was like i'm surprised you're telling me this that's, they would never,

our previous managers would never fucking apartment managers would never tell us anything like that. They would just sweep all of it under because they're just some company. But usually like if it's just some guy, it's, I don't know, that's been a pretty positive experience and they'll be pretty up front with you. But yeah, I don't know. It's, it really is a luck of the draw kind of situation because there's no, there's really no reason why my apartment where it is. shouldn't have the same number of

Like there's no There's no real geographical reason As to why like This one is roach free And the other one wasn't Like it's still in a pretty populated area With like a lot of restaurants around it There's luck

There's grocery stores Like completely around it So like there's I don't know I don't get it But it's just luck You know some piece of shit didn't move in there And that harbored Because a lot of times

It'll even just be A piece of person A piece of shit that moved in from another area that has roaches in their luggage. And then those roaches start laying eggs and then build fucking nests. And it's like, well, there you go. There's road colonies all over the place now. That's why I didn't want to...

I'm pretty sure that's why you guys, Kingston, you had roaches in your apartment. Which one long? The one that you lived in with Joe. I'm pretty sure that's why. Yeah. Because, like, you took everything from that apartment. I was like, I remember I wanted to take as a little as possible. Because I was like, I don't, I don't try.

any of this. Even when you guys gave me, when you guys, when you guys gave me so mad. You guys gave me that table. Like when you were moving out, like you gave me that like metal table. And I took it because I was like,

I need a table. But I left it outside for weeks. Because I was like, that shit's not coming in here. Right. Right. Until I know for sure. It's like being like I would go out and I would spray it every day with like

fucking insecticide and like windex and all this bullshit. That's why I left everything. Dude. that apartment there was one time right before I moved remember when we were here staying with me for like that you said were you with us like a month you with us for a long period of time you were just with us hanging out of us at that place yeah yeah there was one time where like I was gonna take a shower and then like sludge came like black sludge came out of the drain and I was like why is this happened I was so sad I was so distraught and I was like why and the landlord was like it just happens sometimes and I was like it just happens happens that is so insane answer that was like Ben I mean can I move it with you guys I was just like I was like hey guys y'all got a spare bedroom right can I please live there I can't I can't do this anymore I was so like it's a natural disaster and take him

to court take him to court please Kingston take him the court please you probably should have I should have I probably should have Christ because what it lives or not there's going to get fucked over about the same shit. There was no, there was no vents in the place. The AC was horrible. Mm. Oh yeah, I remember that. Terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible apartment, dude. Thank God I moved out of there. And I moved until a really great

apartment after that. And then I moved here, which is fucking dope. Yeah. I'm trying to move in some, like, white shit, dude. Like, I'm trying to find, like, and then I'll just have Jojo, like, fucking take, you know, point. And then so, and then I'll show up at the last second, you know what I mean? And then, I'm also here. Yeah, that I'm also here. Shit, shit, you know, but like. Start screaming, no, no, no.

You already signed the papers, Mr. I'm sorry. Yeah, it's a... I'm allowed. Even my name, like, Derek Pylid, they don't think I'm white, so it's all good. Yeah, yeah, it's good. Maybe you can just kind of, when she goes in to meet them, you can, like, maybe, like, crouch.

Like, get yourself as low to the ground as possible and just walk behind her, and they'll just think if you're her shadow or something. I'm like a fucking... I'm her shadow. Dress in all black. Dress in all black. all black and just follow.

Just be like, no, I'm not an African-American male. I'm actually this white woman's, this white European woman's shadow. Oh, my alarm's going on. I'm actually the Slavic woman's shadow, in fact. Yeah, I know. Quite confusing. I'd make you feel like twice. You scared me.

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So, yeah. So here's the, I mean, here's the thing. I was going through my, I have like a kind of a merch colloqu. Like pretty much a lot of the merch, it's, it's saved in my phone in like a favorite section. And I was going through some of the old pieces I have and other things. and I was thinking something similar in the vein that I'm like, why the fuck have I not? Because my, I don't think my T-spring or spring, whatever the fuck is active or anything, there's a lot of things that could translate over into the podcast itself that I'm like,

you know, it just recently, we need to figure that out. For sure, maybe even make a 2.0 because I did have something that was made a while, a while back when it happened. Jesus Christ, it was forever ago. That was in 2017 when it happened. I cut it. That's crazy last time ago.

That was insane, dude. I was like, what? Derek died? Yeah, that was, the craziest thing about that video is I didn't, I had never spoke any PewDie Pied before because why would I?

And then, he saw a video I made of him where I kind of took it easy on him about the N-word thing because, to be on, I was like, I don't know this motherfucker fucker, but I would put money down on it

that he's not like a seething. Remember the PubG thing? The bridge? Oh, yeah. The iconic bridge scene. Yeah, so, like, he said the infamous gamer word. And I'm like, I took it easy on him because I'm like, I'm be honest, I thought that shit was fucking funny and I put money on it that I think this fucking

Swedish dude is clearly not a seething racist. Like, I think we can calm down and say he said the game award because he played too much fucking call a duty and whatever else because it infect You know how it gets when you had a bad roundy and like I should probably stop. You know, I should probably stop.

I thought I wasn't mad at him. I just thought that was really dumb that he said. It was stupid as hell him being as famous as he is. Like guys, he just, he had a moment where he forgot that he's one of the most famous online creators and he just reverted to like, I'm a regular person and I'm going to say some horrible shit. And sometimes you got to say the worst thing you could possibly think of. At the moment.

Just to get, just to get the. You got to reset. You got to reset, dude. I've been there when you're like, you've had a bad game and you're still playing and you know you need to reset. Yes, you have. You know you need to reset. But you're like, I'm going to play another game. And it's like everyone around is like, yo, maybe you should take a breath, bro.

Like you're kind of walling. And then you're screaming the N-word out of the second-story building. Yeah. Because of that, I did a video or something like that. and then we got in touch and because of that I was like, why not? I'm going to ask him if he'll be in my rest in peace

Marcus video and he shot me a video where he was like crying profusely or pretending obviously and I thought like that it was just so wild to me in when shit like that like it's almost like it makes you want to pay it forward if anybody else ever asked you for a favor like that

because IDubs did the same thing. Like Idubs did the same thing. Like Idubs did that. the same thing when I asked him like, hey, can you do this real quick? And then he went above and beyond, of that pizza thing. Like, that's still, when I think about that every once in all, I'm like, I can't believe you fucking did that. Because to me, I would expect spin five seconds getting your phone, putting something,

and then they're sending it. And I'd be like, thank you for your time. He's like, no, I'm going to do some shit. And, uh, but yeah, that was cool. Like, just not expecting that. But I can't believe that was 2017, man. Where the fuck is the time? Anytime.

It's not gone. anytime people reach out to me and ask for like somebody like anybody that I'm like vaguely familiar I was like oh I know they make stuff and like oh I know that they're like a content person in some capacity I've had some people reach out and they're like hey can you do this thing I generally try to be like all right I'll yeah I'll do whatever like I had somebody like solid JJ he does um he does those like those still animatics of like old cartoons success starts with your drive an American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain

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And he was like, hey, can I get you to, do you want to do a voice for him? I was like, yeah, and I gave him like five minutes of the same takes over and over again. Because I'm just like, yeah, fucking, why not pay it forward and just. do something cool. Yeah, that's just fun. It's nice, yeah.

I'll be honest, I've turned down some podcasts, but that's about it. Just because... Yeah, I'm not gonna do another podcast, yeah,

no. It's a little long. It's a little long. The idea that I would have more time to do any other podcasts is fucking stack. Like,

I, I can't even be gay and I tell them kill themselves often. Like, hey, can you, I'm like,

I'll fucking kill yourself, yeah. That's crazy. That's really unnecessary. Upstanding citizen. And I block them on me. You block them too. Forget murder yourself.

You block them. So that's like to let them know it's real. Just to let him know. Let them know how you feel right off the bat. Before we get into questions, Derek wanted to, it's really the only topic that we thought to talk about today because I'm looking on Twitter,

ain't nothing happened. Ain't nothing going on. But Derek wanted to, talk a little bit more about the fallout show i thought we talked about it on the show but i guess i don't i don't i think you know it is i think i think i talked about it a little bit more on sacred symbols probably or like one of those shows and i can't fucking remember where my life begins and where the shows end anymore so yeah take it away what is it what is it you want to want to say i do declare that i want to talk about uh no um so i actually i got i i got a lot of

people were asking they wanted, I guess, more of a clear take on I went on a couple of rants. One was spoiler-free on Instagram and then I kind of just did some spoilers on TikTok, but then I delete it because like, no, I fucking watches my shit. My TikTok is like nothing. It's barren.

But I've seen everybody give the show universal praise and I understand why I totally get it. But I also So I didn't see anybody, I guess, I'm like, I swear I'm not autistic, man, but like the stuff that I'm feeling like I am because I'm seeing almost nobody saying the, pointing out the things that were kind of like bothering me in the show. It only has to do with just writing decisions with like moments and like plot points that were seen, seem completely contrived to me in ways that it makes it very hard for me to enjoy it in other shows. like say even when like the walking dead was still good people enjoyed season three i used that as an example we've talked about on the show before with like michone versus the governor

there was that moment with the machete oh not the machete sorry the katana and she has him dead to rights and instead of just slicing his head off or doing whatever shoving it up his ass whatever like that um you know just puts it under the neck tries to choke him out with it and it's one of those things that is so contrived that I'm like, it's hard for me to focus on anything else because that was such a crazy decision to make. And I feel like there's quite a bit of those. So, I mean, admittedly, from just what I'm seeing from people, it, what I'm seeing from people is that it's, they, I feel like there's like a zeitgeist going on. This show did something so wonderful that a lot of other shows

didn't do like say obviously most people are comparing this show to the Halo series because the season two just wrapped up not that long ago so when they're comparing the fucking garbage that happened in the Halo franchise the Paramount Plus series versus the tender love and

care that is put into this Fallout series I feel like they've completely looked over a lot of conflicting things that have happened that seem kind of lazy and I would say purposefully lazy because there are moments in the show that are so masterfully

written that I'm like this contrast feels like there are different writers working on each episode or something where it's like the consistency is really fucking weird to me in a way that I'm like that was awesome what an amazing

scene that was great I'll just say because I don't want to get into spoiler territory yet I will put up something because I have to say something I can't be too vague but all I will say vaguely I've had no problems with this in the vaults everything that has to do with the vault dwellers

everything that's gone on with that I've had a fucking wonderful time watching it there hasn't been anything where I've been like why the fuck did you do that why they would never do that or this that it's just been fun I love the characters I love that guy that I was actually thinking um

so Lucy's brother I forget his name Moises Arias bro yeah that nigga Moises Arias yeah I know him from, I know him from Hanna Montana show. Oh, you do? I was going to be like, this is, I was like, I feel like they robbed Chris Reagan of a role where I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, you could have absolutely done that. I was like, this is Chris's role, man.

I feel like in a different universe, a moral universe. That is like you would have fucking done that. If I chose to become an actor, unfortunately, I've ruined any possible prospect of that ever happening for me. Yeah, not anymore. It's far too late now. It's far too late. now but we just got to get alternate timeline we just got to like find the right harvey Weinstein type you know just do a couple of yeah i'll fuck i'll fuck i'll fuck the new harvey

winstein and then i'll and then i'll get into the i'll get into the i'll get into the pictures no like no i i i genuinely i loved seeing him and honestly to be look i'm gonna i don't know man we have we all seen the show yeah i feel like yeah i feel like you're not done i know Derek's not finished with it. I'm not completely done. It's it's Amazon Prime. It's all out. It's all out, yeah. We'll let you know when it's,

I feel like I kind of just want to talk about it. Let's just get into it. Let's get into it. In some more specific. This is a spoilery episode. I'm sorry, but like, I mean, I just, I don't know how to talk about the show without like. Somebody can take a weekend to finish the show because I feel like almost, I haven't met anybody else that is not done with the show yet because of the how much hype it's Like pretty much everyone's like this show was amazing. I killed the show. Yeah.

And so, yeah, no, I, I, yeah, I get it. But like, dude, I love, uh, yeah, Moises-Ares is so good in this. Like, it was so nice to see. I like seeing characters like this because it's so, like, archetypically, like, not standard. Like, the idea that, I love the idea that it's him and that big, like, the Chet guy. Yeah. And Chet's like the coward. Chet's, like, kind of like the cowardly one.

He's the coward. He's the, what I call the giant pussy. Yeah, and it's so, I love that dynamic between them. It's just like, this is such a good, it's so, you don't see this, really. It feels so Scooby-Dou at moments, but it's really fun, you know? Yeah. There's a Scooby-Doo kind of quality to it. There kind of is.

Actually, even with the whole mystery, like the whole, like, solving shit, actually. I don't think of it. Yeah, but, yeah, I don't know. I think, overall, I think it's, the issue with the fallout show, and I think it's why they chose to release it all at once. And to be fair, I don't know if this is... This could be a problem with the show,

I guess, if you look at it in that way, but they definitely needed to release it all at once because I think... I don't know if it works individual... Like, week to week, I'm not sure if it works as well as it does as, like, a cohesive whole. There are certain episodes where, like...

Like, I genuinely feel like the first five episodes... Or the first four and a half episodes are, like, building up to where the show... kind of like fucking lets itself loose. And so there's like four episodes of set up basically and like kind of like, oh, what's this mystery? And like what are these characters or what are they doing?

And like how does that make sense? And like, oh, if there's like a weird thing that happens, like how does that come into play later? Because most of it does. And that's kind of like the thing about it where it's like it's not really, it's kind of like it feels like a movie, like a really long movie more than it does like a TV show. I'm not really sure how else to describe it, but it doesn't work as a week-to-week show in the same way that, like, a lot of other shows work. And that might be a problem with it.

But in the way that it's been in the wake of its success, do you think it will be released episodically in weekly in season two? For second half? I think now you can because you've established it. And you know what I mean? Like everybody kind of like, if they wanted to get into it, they could just like binge the first season, it would all be out, and all the characters

that are established, all the mysteries established, like the world is established. I think, though, to get people on board with a video game adaptation that people are like pretty skeptical about, like, I remember watching the first episode and I thought like, yeah, that was pretty good. And I remember watching the second episode and being like, yeah, that was fun. And I don't think it was really until like episode five that I was like, yo, or like episode six where it was like, this is fucking crazy actually. And I still had a good time before then. I still genuinely, like, really, really liked it before that.

But, like, those were the episodes and, like, the finale's fucking great. So, like, I really think it's a matter of, like, how it all ties together and how it wraps up. But I do know what you're talking about. Like, there are some things that I would see that, like, things that I thought would be callbacks that weren't. Yeah. Like, for me, like, I remember specifically there was a scene where Lucy's kind of, like, she's camping out at night and she lights, she lights a fire. and then like, it's like a warning.

It's like set up to be like a warning where it's like, hey, don't do that. But like it kind of never. There's no payoff. There's no payoff at all. There's no payoff to that really at all. It's not really the biggest deal when you compare to like. It's not a big deal. I don't know because the rest of the show, the rest of the show is so fucking good.

But like that is, it is weird that they made a point to point that out and then just not do anything. That was a moment to introduce a character though. There are so many. But here's the thing. To introduce that character there were doing that. My problem. I understand what you mean. though.

I thought that should have been something, you know. You can introduce them without doing that, though. That's why it's so weird. Like there's, I feel you. I agree. The show is littered with moments like this, though. And that's what,

but that's what, this is what's tripping me up, I guess, that every episode and, and I, and I will say, I didn't realize it until a few episodes in, that the president was kind of set

since the very beginning in the first episode, when Lucy is fighting for her life against the Raider. When that happens, the entire sequence, I was completely okay with because I'm like, well, obviously she's not going to fucking die. That's stupid. It's just like, okay, how's she going to get out of this cleverly?

I was kind of hoping that it was going to be that, you know, it's almost like an anime thing. And they did do the little pause to think that, oh, maybe she stabbed the Raider. But no, she got stabbed, which is kind of like the twist. Oh, you were expecting him to get stabbed, and that's how he gets finished. But she got stabbed.

And then he was. he's like trying to choke it. So this was where I was already kind of like retroactively thinking about it of how, uh, this raider is he like the dumbest person on earth where he had her dead to rights and he just didn't kill her. And I would expect the writing to just do a better job on how for her to get out of the situation. And why I'm even nitpicking this at all? I think that was fine. Didn't she get the thing and hit him in the face? Break it and then like, soarade his jaw open. So here's the other thing. So he gets he lives. He survives. Yeah, that was stupid. He survived. But still, even what I mean is he didn't do any.

I don't know. He's an irradiated fucking freak from the surface. I wouldn't put any. He didn't do any. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let me finish. So he didn't, he didn't do any type of killing blow, which you're a raider, you would have just killed her. But obviously for the show, she had the plot armor.

But I'm just saying this happens in the show a lot. And I'll get to it later that there are better ways to write this than I'm like, because I expect her to survive. obviously. She needs to make it to a specific definition, but like let's just make it more believable and it just seems lazy that he just stabbed her and then I'm just going to try to

choke her or something. Stab her again. Stab her, you know, you finish her. You would logically try to finish her but instead you wrote it in a way that it's just so fantastical that it kind of takes me out of it a little bit and this happens in every single episode. There is something

that I'm like, here is a very pivotal moment where this person most likely should have died in all logic but then they do something lazily that they survive in a way where I'm like damn that could have been written so much better and then it kind of takes me out of it a little bit and to me moments like that dragged down the show and it just makes me enjoy it less and then I guess where I felt a little bit um because I'll give more examples but um I just felt a little bit like oh that's weird I don't I see people doing this all the time when they'll shit on other shows, even when they're great shows, they'll point out these fucking retarded moments. And I saw nobody doing that. And I kind of felt like, oh,

I think people are just so grateful for this series that like they're completely looking past moments like this. And that's just how I feel because I, because I, when, any time you bring up like a Michone or you bring up like dumb shit that happened towards the latter seasons of Game of Thrones, people are like, yeah, you know, anonymously. Like, I can't believe they fucking did that. Why would they fucking do that? In a way that, like, say, they're already upset. So, of course, they're going to point out all of the shit that's pissing them off.

But when you're in a good mood, you can kind of overlook a lot of shit that's, like, glaringly. And, you know, I just gave one example. Like, that's just one. I haven't. There are way worse examples than just that. They're way worse. I haven't even, like, well, let me just, let me, say what you have to say, and then I'll continue after her.

Well, I mean, to me. if it's a precedent set from the very beginning I get why something like that would drag down the Walking Dead because it just kind of happens out of nowhere in season three but then it kind of like if it's there from the beginning it's kind of like there as like a stylistic thing retroactively I noticed that you know what I mean like say it didn't I didn't I couldn't have known right away like say I just thought like uh that was fine

and I don't I don't know that was going to happen hold on let me just finish my sins and I'll let you go like I didn't know that that was going to keep continue happening So retroactively, I understood, oh, this series, it's just going to be littered with this shit. And so I had, and I didn't know that because the way people glowingly talked about the show, people that I know who fucking tear shows down for stuff like this just ignored all of it. And I'm like, oh, so I was just kind of taken by surprise, I guess. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm kind of in the middle with that because, When it comes to shows like Walking Dead, Walking Dead from the beginning, in the beginning, there was a lot more, like, groundedness in the react, the way people were interacted with stuff. You know, like, it was like, oh.

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

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like peak television. Like when he goes into the tank and he has to crawl under and get into the bottom and he fights the guy that ends up playing Darth Mall that played Darth Mall like three times voice acting and he shot him in the head and he was like, the head was ringing. And my freaking tank. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You guys didn't know that was the guy that played Darth Mall. Why the fuck what I know that? I literally just learned. Why the fuck would I know that? He was also from being human. He was 80 from being humans. It's crazy. I don't know what it looks like.

Even when I see him at cons, he usually dresses up. Like, he usually fucking goes as Darth Ball. Like, because he's like, fuck it up and get work. I've never seen him as mall and the cons. Oh, really? That's a, that's a different thing. Yeah, yeah. Everything anyway.

But like, it was just so, that whole situation, and then when he met Glenn, Like that was such a like jaw biting like fuck this is like really intense thing now for fallout I think fallout had some moments that could have been used better But none of them were like this is horrible you know like this is like horribly done I think I think the the moment the moment with the fire Could have been done better. I think that was just dumb didn't really affect it for me but I thought it was dumb But there are moments that like it like here's a um I'll just try to, like, build up on it.

Start with the biggest one. Start with the biggest one. So, like, okay. So, the biggest one, I feel like were there, what annoyed me so much is, this annoyed me a lot. Lucy gets away from, what's the ghoul's name? What, Walton Goggins? What's his name, the ghoul in the show? Walker, Cooper Howard.

Goggles. His name is Walter. Yeah, Walton, Gawls. Walton Guggins, Goulding Guggins, you know, is fucking torturing

this lady. I'm going to see this whole entire sequence and then I'll talk about Maximus. So I'm going to do Lucy and them. So, she has a moment

where she breaks free because he's starting to get all fucked up because he's starting to turn feral. She runs. And then for the sake of the show and the cinematography,

she stops dead in her tracks where she sees the desolation and the desolation and the destruction in the distance. And, you know, as an audience, of course, we're supposed to take that in. As her, the character that is running for her life, to stand there long enough for her to allow to be lassoed,

drove me insane because you need to think about it in a logical sense. Like, if you're writing a story, the next thing you're going to do is break in another direction if you can't go that because you're running for your life. You don't have time to take in the scene like the audience does. So I don't mind her getting captured That is the point That is the conclusion

So I need her to be captured In a more realistic way Like she gets flanked at some point Or she's trying to hide And he find something That's more than just this payoff For the audience itself Because it takes me out of it

Because I'm thinking What's she gonna do next? Oh, she stands there And then slow motion gets lassoed And I'm like That was fucking stupid Because and this is And people don't think about this

Because if she escapes It changed the entire dynamic of what happens next, which is her being fucking sold off to get her organs harvested. That is like an entire lead-up to something. It would change the entire outcome. And furthermore, I want to continue with that.

So she ends up, you know, with Snipstiff, which finally I met Matt Barry. I was like, hey, Matt Barry. Awesome. So fucking Snip-Snip-Snip sedates her. Oh, she's fucked. Oh, wait, no, she's not fucked because she gets sedated briefly and wakes up right

as she's about to get her organs harvested, which miraculously allows her to escape. In a way that I'm like, am I supposed to be the dumbest person on earth? Like, okay, so does SnipSip only sedate people long enough so where they can wake up and then be harvested? And she's the only one that's ever escaped? Like, I know she's not supposed to get her organs harvested.

Write it better for her to escape in a more logical way than why would you not have her sedated the entire time and just harvest her organs? Like, I'm supposed to, just fucking be so stupid as an audience member to be like, yeah, that happened. I don't think I have a problem with that moment in particular.

I think maybe the running away moment, I could be like, all right, cool. Like, I get it. Like, keep running. You think it's logical. You think it's totally to, like, say, for example, be sedated and wake up miraculously right as you're about to get your organs harvested. And then to miraculously escape,

that seems like a reasonable thing to you. it's it's it's not reasonable but it's a plot point you know like it's happening so many times it is a shitty plot point but like how how would you so okay actually kind of I'm not into I fundamentally you go you go yeah go ahead yeah I was gonna say I think I actually fundamentally disagree because everything that you're mentioning right now I feel I do feel kind of like is why I like the show success starts with your drive an American public university

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Hold on. To me, I think about, I think about, I think about shows like Walt, like, Breaking Bad, where I'm like, none of this makes sense. Like, actually zero of Breaking Bad makes any logical sense at all. Like, why would this random white chemistry teacher be a better drug dealer than like the entire fucking cartel? Like, it makes no, none of it. He's supposed to be a fucking genius, I guess.

He's a genius, so. You know as well as that. Like, Elon Musk is. He's not a genius. He's just. just really good at making drugs. To me, the thing that doesn't make sense. To me that doesn't make sense is him becoming a supervillain in like less than a year or whatever

it was. That's the thing that doesn't make sense to me. I don't, somebody being extremely a genius because a lot of people that are really smart don't get into the drug trade. So I don't really, him being very good at what he does, but him being a fucking super villain in that short amount of time, being a normal pussy and then going from a super, that's the part where I'm like, all right, all right. But so.

But so what I mean is, so what I mean by that is like, when there are decisions like that that don't make sense, what do they do? What do they offer in return for their lack of like real world logic, I guess? Like, what does it offer? And that is like, to me, like, when I see Lucy, when I see Lucy running and she does that pause or whatever and she's like taking in the wasteland, that's really, that's a really naive and stupid thing to do. But that's also like where that character is at that point. Like, she's a very naive, like, her brains fucking fried from like wandering through the desert. And so like for me like my suspension of disbelief is so enough so that like, okay, I could see somebody not thinking straight enough to be like, be surprised by like what they're seeing and be like, what the fuck is going on? And then have a fucking superpowered ghoul take them down in that moment of weakness. I can I can understand like, oh, well, if she's waking up conveniently right when the robot is about to fucking cut her. up. That is very silly. But is it more of like, I don't know, I almost wonder if it's like

establishing the general level of incompetence in the wasteland more than it's necessarily like, because maybe people do wake up all the time during the Mr. Handy thing and they just can't do anything because they're fucking fried in the story. No, but look at, that, see how you have to compensate for bad. You are compensating for bad writing. That is what that is. No, I think I'm just thinking, I just think I'm engaging with a fiction of the world, I think.

If you took English in high school, then you would have to agree with that. That is something that you study that when the audience has to fill in so many gaps, when you're not purposefully doing that, because they're not, they're not purposefully doing that. No, I'm going to leave it up to your interpretation. No, when you need to fill out these gaps that they did not convey to you, when you, all you need to do, five, ten seconds, letting them know, Like the level of incompetency would be like something where there would be emphasis on that sedation or when you're about to be sedated that there is something off about it is all you need to know that it's like keys you into this is going to go fucking awry in a way that just writing just like you just establish this shit.

And then when all hell breaks loose or something, you're like, oh, there's the payoff that was great. I just feel like there's things that when people are kind of trucking forward, people ask questions about these things and they'll just kind of shoe you off and be like, I don't care. You're too lazy. You're too already set in stone with what you wrote and you don't want to fix it. And I feel like even just right after that, just right after the scene where she's now threatening those dudes, those stoner dudes that are running the operation. And like that it, like, in a way that it annoyed me again that she like let the ghouls out and then they obviously don't want to let the pharaoh ones out because. No, but that's not an annoying point. The only

Goshi interacted with was one that was not insane. I didn't even say anything. What are you talking about? I'm not even... But then... But then why was that of... I literally haven't even said my grievance. You're right.

You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. So you can see your grievances. And then she's like, I said all of them. Let all of them out.

And then so one of them tries to speak up to be like why I can't. But then she shoots that stuff like that Drano shit that like it's like acid essentially. And that is enough for them. just do it well knowing that anybody else in that situation would be like all right two things those feral ghouls are going to disembow us i need to convey this more than just being threatened by this shit it is more important that i have if i open this i am to sudden death i am going to die there is a chance that i am not going to die with this lady that is threatening me i need to convey that we're going to die.

And it was enough to just be frightened by that juicy shit to be like, I'll just kill myself and open it. And then not only that, when the feral ghouls come out, they then whip out their guns and start shooting at them, then try shooting at Lucy, didn't even care that she was a threat, even though she escaped getting her organs harvested. Anybody who was about to get their organs harvest? Success starts with your drive. An American Public University is here to fuel it.

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20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. And that escape from that situation are obviously going to be pissed off. For you to just be sitting there like as if she's not a threat,

the entire situation in that moment was so fucking stupid to me like everybody behaved just absolutely retarded in a way that like said you have to suspend your disbelief so much and I feel like that can be written so much better so much better so much better

I know what you're saying I think I would have written it maybe differently I probably would have written that scene almost identically except I think I probably would have had or shoot the other guy by accident and then like feel really bad about it and then, like, freak the other guy out and be like, what the fuck? And then he just, like, panics and, like, lets him loose or something.

So it would still be, like, funny. I would have been okay with that. It would still be, it would still be like a humorous moment. It would still be like naivete on her part. Yeah. And it would still, it would, I don't know. But I don't know. Who's to say that that would even be the way?

I guess to me, I just look at it like, there are. Yeah. I wouldn't say that, like, the fall of show is, like, perfect television by any stretch of the imagination. You know what I mean? Like, there's definitely flaws in it. But I think a lot of, like, a lot of this stuff does kind of, come down to like well what do I want to see it's like yeah I want to see kind of a I kind of want to see this happen and I do want I do understand like wanting to have like a more naturalistic

through line at the same time fallouts never there's so much absurd like fallout is so so absurd as a universe like like what individual people what individual characters are able to do in that universe is fucking staggering and so to me it's just like okay I want to see that then in the show I don't want to not see that I want to I don't care if I don't care if the ghoul is like uncharacteristically like invincible or like like could get himself out of like insane situations because he's not fucking ghoul the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the of the universe are not the same thing like I so sweetie remember recently we were kind of

jizzing over X-Men 97 and episode 5. Yeah. Amazing. The X-Men universe is the dumbest fucking bullshit ever. The fact that your genes... It's a Marvel comic universe. We don't need to even go into how stupid it is. It is the dumbest shit ever.

But that episode is particular... And X-Men 97 has been fantastic, but episode 5 was so fucking impactful to me. It was such a brilliant... It was just masterful. and in that way that I'm like in with all the goofy shit that still happen in that universe it is just written extremely well and I feel like most people understand this but I feel like so many people I think it's a zeitgeist right now like people are so hyped on the show that they completely don't care about these things like I haven't even I haven't mentioned Maximus and look I want to say this I think they care I just I just think they care I just think it's a matter of like whether or not they care enough to let it detracts from their enjoyment from the overall thing. And I think that's probably, that's probably,

yeah, they probably don't care when it comes to things that, why I say it's a zeitgeist is because when there are shows that have like, in the zeitgeist, like say when we're all kind of like in our feels about it, like this shit sucks ass or whatever, then it's go time to nitpick the fuck out of these glaring issues. Oh,

no, for sure. People aren't like overlooking it. Yeah. No, people definitely nitpick things. But that's kind of the, that's exactly what I'm saying.

is like the cost of having a good like that's the cost of making something good or making something bad if you make something good with a lot of flaws people are probably not going to nitpick as much it's the same thing as like Breaking Bad or like there's like plenty of things you can nitpick about breaking it like the whole like

how did he survive that explosion when he throws the fucking the like there's there's a lot of things about breaking back there's a lot of things that make no sense about that show but but it's so good that you're like

you know what I'm having such a good time with these characters and in this world that, like, that's fine. Like, it's totally fine to me that he builds, like, an automatic machine gun out of the back of a fucking old car and no one is suspicious of it. Like, it's cool. And there is, there is a rule of, you're right. Let me finish what it is. There is a rule of cool that I do think, like, some people follow a little bit. I think the Marvel, the Marvel universe maybe follows it a little bit too much.

Like, they follow it so much to the point where it, like, it kind of gets in the way of, like, kind of everything where it's like, why the, like, the whole nanotetetal. stuff. Like, I don't even think that's cool enough to justify how lame and boring it is in practice. But, like, that's, like, a personal opinion. I do think there's, like, a rule of cool aspect to it where it's like, yeah, you have the Halo show where, like, I saw things in the Halo show where I was like, that's, it's not even that that's a bad idea. It's just that this decent idea is surrounded by everything else that sucks.

And so because of that, even this decent idea sucks. and I'm going to rip it the fuck apart. And that's kind of like what's happening in reverse with the fallout show. And like I would say other shows that are just enjoyable and like kind of fun to watch and wrap up satisfyingly. Let me be clear though. I want to. Yeah, yeah, go ahead. I need to be clear about this because the audience, you always, you always preference when you're complaining stuff.

Like if there is, is there a point you're complaining. My point is literally just venting. It's I'm not trying to convince people to. enjoy the show less. I have anyone that I've talked to behind the scenes or anything. I'm like, I am, that is awesome that you're enjoying the show.

I'm just letting you guys know how I feel. I'm not trying to, because there might be people that may be pushing back or they may say something like, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about or anything like that. I'm like, you can have any feeling you want on it.

I'm just letting you guys know my feelings and I'm not trying to be like, I can't believe people don't feel the way that I feel like. Am I taking crazy pills? It was more of a, um, I wasn't expecting this. and there's more of that shit

than in like the average show that I would consider like really fucking good obviously has dumb moments throughout it but not as much as I was expecting I guess in fallout and in the way that I've already I'm trying to train myself to well not even trying to train myself

I've kind of started to think of it in a different perspective how to enjoy the show better where Maximus the way that I've been in the way that he's been having he's somebody who has an IQ of like 60 years.

or something. And the way that, like, if I look at it in that lens, he's the perfect character. And, like, Lucy has, like, some sort of neurological dis... No, not neurological. Well, she has, like, some type of, like, dementia or there's something wrong with her in a way that even something that she's been, like, really focusing on, like, the golden rule, which caused her to save that ghoul, you know, that's been, uh, uh, Walton Goggins. Like, which, what a powerful moment.

And then fucking immediately the next time you see her, she's like, I don't know, if I'm going to help you Maximus. Everyone's been trying to kill me and I was like you literally helped the guy that was torturing you because of the Golden Rule. That is what your character's been built. Now you've mentioned the Golden Rule at least three other times

or something. Now you practice it and it was an awesome, powerful moment so Maximus is stuck in that power armor because of that he is. Oh. Uh-oh. Do we drop? Did I drop? Yeah, you dropped for a little bit. You digitized for a little bit. What was the last thing that I said? We heard you talk about the golden rule

Oh, I was just saying Yeah, Lucy, she follows the golden rule Those are two separate We gave two separate answers by the way Like you'd lie like you But Oh Whatever

Yeah, I know what you're saying It's just like In consistency with like Helping helping this guy Am I still okay? Am I still good? Welcome back We had some technical difficulties

Derek dropped off the face of the earth Hopefully we got some of that audio Because some of it's funny Because we could still hear you while you were like ranting to yourself. Just saying all this bullshit. Yeah, yeah. You were upset.

It's good. Yeah, yeah. But, yeah, I mean, I don't know. I don't remember what the fuck we were talking about, though. Yeah, something about being gay and I want to have sex with the Long Gaghan's ghoul's nose or lack of nose. Look, the show's good. Not a perfect TV show by any means, but I do think it's like a, I do think as far as like an adaptation goes, it's a fucking. It's up there.

don't know as far as live action adaptations go I think it's the it's probably the best live action adaptation I've seen of a video game like like like like by a by a long shot I think from being very honest I think what it succeeds in it succeeds and it succeeds and giving me a very fun fallout feel I think all the zany moments and all the silly weird moments that don't make any sense still establish the same feeling I got from fallout three four in new Vegas you know that guy just showing up randomly while she's sleeping and while the dog is eating a giant roach like that's a moment that's that is that is a fallout moment 100% dude you know what that is it's like that's a bethester moment that's like the fucking dark brotherhood showing up there's a

lot of bethazzo you when you wake up and you're sleeping you look up in the corner of your room and there's assassin talking to you in the direct corner of your fucking house and you're like how do you get up how do you come up there it's funny that though you do say that the bethesta moment because i was thinking about that with some of the moments some of the wackier things i'm like you know what, I need to treat it as the way that we even treat like I was, Skyrim was a perfect example of there's so much bullshit. And let's be honest, the riding who when people talk about Skyrim as like, you know, quest and like the riding and like no one's really like being like, oh man, the writing is so brilliant in Skyrim. It's like, no, it's the whole experience and stuff. And so

there are moments though. There are definitely moments that are like very well. Moments, moments. But yeah, it's not, it's not the whole game. Right. So like, you meet that's constantly trying to kill you and you're doing the freaking out-school thing and he keeps giving you the fucking cloak that blows up on you and then you confront about he's like I don't know what you're talking about I'm like bro you tried to kill me for weeks dude I hate you

see I love that though Desa what you mean I'm like there's a there's a great character that uh I won't actually I won't spoil it for Derek but like there's a character who like you think is not going to be really important at all

and he he ends up reappearing many, many times. He's very, very fun. And it's very much like that kind of thing where it's like this is like one of these random Bethesda characters that just kind of like follow you. But yeah, I don't know. As an adaptation, I just think it's wildly impressive.

I think largely because they had like a, I feel like they just had a harder job than The Last of Us. I feel like the Last of Us is already a TV show as it is. So like, I just feel like generally it's, wow, he's scrolling fucking TikTok in the middle of the fucking show. I was trying to look up to you. Wild. I want to look up the timeline

and I end up fucking my phone End up just making noise immediately The timeline I know I think I think this is after four technically This is the latest in the timeline Yeah It's like the most recent thing

Technically So that means that The Did you play for Derek? Of course Yeah So that means that the Brotherhood's Like main base is already gone

It's already like Blue it the fuck up In four But that's If you did decide Is that canonical To like Is that like

what they decided? I think the, I think the railroad, because you know when they go down to that weird place and they see that how far are you?

Derek, what episode are you on? I'm, I'm, I'm probably towards the end of five or something. What have you seen? So,

what is the last thing you've seen? So last thing that actually, so maybe the middle of five, so last thing that just happened which I thought was a great scene, the bridge scene with the fiends. Like, that just happened.

Yeah, like I thought that was a really cool scene. So I'm not going to spoil. something to you, but the synth stuff, I think is the main ending of four. I think that's the main ending. Where I think you help the railroad. I think that's the main ending of four. That's like, I could be wrong.

I can be wrong because I don't think, I don't know. Because what is your son trying to fucking kill everybody on the surface of some shit? You're like, you're bugging. I don't remember what the, I really hated that part of fall of four. honestly. I like everything else except for that entire fucking thing. That entire like, oh my son. I love everything about the game except for when you meet your son. I thought that was the only part

that was like, this is dumb. I mean, I did you, but the sentiments were annoying too. The sentiments were annoying too. That was going to happen. It pissed me off. Oh no, it was obvious as fuck, dude. But like, everything about it was amazing until that one moment. And, and you know how stupid it was? I broke my gameplay. So on Xbox 1, to be clear, maybe there was some bugs. But I broke the game because I was so annoyed that I

killed my son and everyone surrounding me and then I couldn't do anything I couldn't leave I was like and then the fucked up thing is my only save state like a moron I I saved just a little bit before I was doing my rampage of killing and so I was stuck I couldn't leave I couldn't go further back and I was like I ruined because I wanted to go fuck up the

the brotherhood of steel no I think I already did I can't remember fucking that was a fun fucking That was awesome. I will say, man, that mission's awesome. Destroying the Pridwin, destroying the Pridwin in Faw 4 is like one of the,

like, and jumping off in the power armor is so fucking sick. Like that is a really fucking cool moment from that. Like, I don't know, man, Faw 4 gets a lot of hate and I get it. Like, I totally understand the reasons why because it is a step down in like a lot of like mechanical ways. But I feel like genuinely,

from a sheer fun factor perspective, I think it's the one that I had the most fun, like the most raw fun. name. I think Fallout 4 is a better video game, but it's a worse RPG than other one. I think it's a better 100%. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. I agree. Yeah. I think the stream my nature of Fallout 4 and a lot of people were now since I'm used to a biowar games, I didn't care about the dialogue tree shit. It didn't bother me because I'm, I'm used to it. But I know a lot of people were really upset about that too. Like people, people, the thing is that like you've played, we've played bioward games. So we're

like this is just not going to be as in-depth character-wise. I understand that. This is not BioWare. I'm fine with that. But people are like, it's such a letdown. I'm like, this game is still really fun.

I think the, um, the RPG aspects like building, I made my character so overpower as me and dog meat. I can carry like 600 extra pounds. I can have Dogme like finish off every goal I can went into. Like I wouldn't have to fight dog me would just go kill people for me. Like that's really awesome, dude.

And then like, And they were like, this is a bad game. This is a really fun game. I just don't think it's as narrative heavy as like New Vegas, particularly and then three. Because New Vegas had a lot of, like, dialogue, like a lot of really cool dialogue. It's definitely all right as well-written as New Vegas. I don't really care that much. And I may be in the absolute minority.

When it comes to Bethesda games, I don't care that much about the lore that much. And a lot of the story. I love being engrossed in their worlds Like just doing crazy shit in them I like I'll always finish the main quest I'll finish them Yeah But kind of don't care

I'm gonna be honest No for sure Their main quests are approachable enough Where it's like yeah But I didn't give a shit about the main quest In Skyrim It was all about the Dark Brotherhood And the thieves guild and stuff like that for me

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I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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I thought that was kind of annoying. I just... A lot of people have a... The voice protagonist is the biggest reason why the dialogue options got neutered actually. Exactly. I know that. I'm so used to that.

That's why I said like Bioward did that with a mass effect in a way that since I was just kind of like, I'm so used to this. I know personally I'm not going to be bothered, but I know people are going to be really upset about it. And I'm like, I get it. Yeah. Generally, like if I'm playing, because if I'm playing an RPG, I like to think of like how my character would say it.

And to have it like, to have it dictated for you kind of like takes you out of it a little bit. It's not that big of a deal though because like that world is just so fucking, I don't know, man. Even 76 has a really good map. It's just a shame that there's nothing to do on it. But like their worlds are really fucking good.

And that's like really where I come to Bethesda Games four. It's not really for anything else other than that. I like, I don't know. I think I'm a very like hotspots of four because I've been to Pennsylvania in that area. so seeing it Well that's Boston It's like

It's Boston No it is Boston right What you have 76 You're talking with 76 No four No Four is Virginia in it Four is Boston

What No Virginia is Virginia 76 is Virginia Oh no no you're right You're right I'm getting my shit mixed And then three's DC Yeah I was thinking of

New Vegas I wouldn't wear New Vegas Yeah Yeah let's But yeah I don't know It's I would I recommend it

I do think it's It's a show that I would reserve generally judging it until you're done with it because I do think a lot of things wrap and intertwine and there's a lot of foreshadowing. Like I watched it twice already. Because I watched it the first time and then I kind of had, I've had it on in the background as I've been doing other things.

And I'm noticing things that I didn't pick up on. I'm like, oh, shit. That's really interesting that they did that or like, oh, that comes into play later. It's like, oh, I didn't notice that was this. And they really gave a shit as far as like planting seeds. and they confirm season two, which is pretty exciting, not surprising, though.

Although maybe a little bit because I was wondering if they were even going to bother doing a second season. I thought maybe they would just be like, hey, here's a season of TV and then like a game and fucking whenever.

Did it insatisfactory enough to where it could only be a season? I'm, it's like content enough where you could see them doing that or continuing it in a game in some way, but I do think like they leave enough open where it's like,

there's a lot of questions and there's like a lot of like interesting things that happens and like huge huge implications for that universe going forward if they're if they're going to stick to what they've done pretty ballsy but yeah I mean it's good really good adaptation specifically not perfect TV necessarily but yeah I don't know what you if you were if you were if you were a fallout fan like I don't know what you could have asked for like it like yeah Seeing the fall, and I understand that the vast majority of people talking about the show are very, very positive and very, very glowing. But, like, there are some people who are talking about like discrepancies with like, oh, man, like this doesn't, the power armor doesn't open that way or whatever. And I'm like, yo, I wish, man.

I wish I had your problems. See, like, I feel like that's real nitpicking. Like, or like, oh, Lucy was she has makeup on it. I don't, I don't, shut the fuck. Shut your fucking mouth. Like stuff like that doesn't bother. me. Yeah.

Why should you have makeup on? Where did she make it from? Where'd you get makeup from? Oh, man. She bowed on the waistline for days. Why'd you have makeup? I'm like, because she's fucking like,

has comable eyes, you know, like eyes that's why she has makeup on. Why she has this big fucking eyes? The point, the point where you're at, Derek, you're at the bridge scene?

Yeah, just, that just happened. Yeah. I love that scene. So Thadius is in play for you. Yes. I love Thaddeus.

That was like a surprise. Like I was like, you know, this character's so stupid. I love it. You know what I really like about this guy? He randomly, so I've seen him a few times on, you know, he was a comedian. I've seen him a few times on like your mom's house podcast and stuff like that. And he out of nowhere when I did, this was probably around the time when Eddie from Stranger Things did that master of puppets thing or whatever in the upside down.

And then that shit got a really popular. So then I did a gay parody of that, of course, of Master Puppets. And that dude, Thaddeus, out of nowhere commented on my fucking Instagram. He was like, oh, like, this fucking rules. And I was like, where the fuck did he come from? Are you serious? Yeah, it like fucking ended up in his algorithm. And so it was a fucking big surprise to see him in the fall.

I was like, oh, shit, too. So that's pretty cool. That's so fucking funny. Yeah, he's, he's great. Like, by the end of the show, like, every character is just, like, really, like, I really, I don't think there's a single character in that show that, like, I don't. Like, even Maxis, you, like, I, like, I was really, like, not on board with Maximus for, like, a while.

Because I was just, like, what is going on with this? And it took me a while to figure out, like, what the fuck the angle was. Do that he's retarded? He's retarded. That's the angle. Well, he's, yeah, well, he's been raised in this fucking religious cult. And, like, like, like, the fact that, like, the fact that he doesn't know, you got to the part where they escaped vault. No, no, no, no, no, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. It's really not that big of a spoiler. That is true. That is me.

I mix up the order. That's why I stop talking about it. That's why I'm okay. It's not that big of a deal. I'm okay with light spoilers. But there's a great. There's a certain interaction between him and other characters where it's so profoundly autistic that you're like, oh.

He's on the spectrum. He's firmly planted on the spectrum. This is one of the most sheltered people that ever has ever. It's really good. But like, by the end of the show, you're like, whoa, what are they doing with him? So like, I don't know, man. I think they did a good job. But yeah, let's move on to questions.

You, you, okay, I take it back. He's not retarded. He's no divergent. Okay. That actually explains even more. Because I was like, why is he a, why is he a savant at headshots? Like, he's really, he's a fucking ex-exhavergent. Like he's really, he's a fucking excellent marksman.

That explains a lot, actually. That explains a lot. That's, that's a high dexterity. That's also part of, that's, that's part of also why I like the show is like, because I look at like what people do and like how they go through everything. And like I think about like where, where they've spec. We're like, oh, well, he's obviously, this person's obviously like a shit ton of luck and no fucking charisma. This person's like max strength.

Like, like, think of it like Moisius Aris is definitely tech. He's a tech character. And so I hate all those computers are fucking light work to him. He's walks in. He's like, oh, Jackdown. Yeah, he hacked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's good, yeah.

It's good. It's good. It's good. It's a good show. I do agree. I do agree. Like, my shit that I have problems with is not, shouldn't deter you from watching them at all. Yeah, I'm curious to hear what you think of it when you're, when you're done with it.

I hate Max and that'll be like, that'll be like a great and Jr. put together. He looks like a perfect fusion of those two men. He does look like a-he does look like a Kang. Dude, he looks like He never looks That's what's bothering me about him He doesn't look like one person at any time That's actually upsetting me

He looks like two humans He looks like two famous black humans At the same time It's a little jarring It's a little jarring because he looks a lot Like my friend Malik from when I went to Catholic school It's like very jarring It's like oh wow man

I thought it was him for a second I was like what the fuck When did you do this? Congrats When did you get into acting What the fuck you never? You never acted before? It's like kind of uncanny.

But anyway, let's move on to some questions. We don't really have many. So we'll blitz through some of these. Although, like, I'm sure there's some further back in the list. But, like, I'm trying to keep up to date with these. Where is this? Genghis Convoice. I'm over here stroking my dick.

I got lotion on my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit, Rodin. He says, hey, you three. I'm planning on touring a country for the first time. And I'm planning on going to the country, Georgia. not the state. What countries have you been to and would recommend? I've never been anywhere. Oh, well. The Caribbean is nice. I've been all over there. You should try that. You should try going to the U.K. ones.

You should try going to somewhere sometime. I don't know. I can't. I can't be fucked. You know what? We're going to go. We already said, I know it was tongue in cheek, but I'm going to make it happen. I'm going to wheel it into existence that we're going to do a show in Australia. We want to make it happen. Success starts with your drive. An American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion,

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with me? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you.

I'll make that. We'll do a live show in Australia. I know I'm supposed to do a live show in London for Sacred. early next year or something which will be the first time I've ever left the country really because I've been to Canada and I've been to like I think I've been to like parts of like really close to the US Mexico but like I feel like that doesn't even really count So Yeah like to me like

Yeah I'm realistically realistically Speaking like fundamentally like what As far as like what a country means as far as like distance And cultural differences and like being to several different states, I would argue technically counts,

but I haven't been to real, I haven't been to other countries. Like, I haven't been to like fucking Europe. I haven't been to like Australia. So, you know, we'll,

we'll see where that goes. I would go to Australia, but I get a little worried about ending up in a bioshop scenario over the ocean. I don't really want to crash. Yep. It's planes. are the worst thing on the planet, man.

It's annoying, but just, just get really tired, or I guess a lot of people just take, like, what is it called? Xanax or something? I think that one. Yeah, yeah. Can you, uh,

can you furiously jerk off to go to, to get yourself tired so you can go to sleep? Is there like a, is there like a jerk off room in those? As long as you're not loud in the bathroom. You can do it in the bathroom. You can bust in the sink. It's out of the question.

Out of the question. I have to be loud. That's going to be complicated. Everyone must. know. Well, you're going to get fucking, yeah, I wouldn't fly. That's my best. That's my...

What if I blast? What if I, what if I, what if I bring like a Bluetooth speaker in there and I blast just, what if I, I go into one of those, like, you know those really quiet rooms? Those, like, super, like, the ones where like the foam is on the ground and on the ceiling on the ground.

What if I, like, record the silence in that room and then, like, blast it as loud as, possible so the silence over like blankets over whatever I'm doing. I'm playing loud quiet. I'm playing really loud quiet. If you know how sound works, that is a scenario that can only work in the Fallout universe, I guess.

That is all I can say. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Do you remember those troll physics memes from back in the day, like where you would have like some like had a perpetual motion device and it would be just some guy holding a magnet in front of a metal? in front of a metal car to pull him forever? No. It's so stupid.

Very stupid. Like they make sense, but in the dumbest way possible. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy's like,

I'm just gonna jump out of a plane before I hits the floor and I'm fine. It's like, no, it's not up all like. Elevators crashing and then right before

you think it's about hit the ground, you jump and you're fine. Jump? Yeah, exactly. That's another example of it. That's another example of it

where it's like, this is sort, like, I understand, like, mathematically, if you were to, if you were to,

input that, if you were to input that system in like a simulated reality, it would probably work. It would absolutely not work. There's not. It totally, Kingston, it literally does because that's how video game fall damage works a lot of the time. Chris, like that's literally what I'm talking about. There's still force that you're carrying with yourself.

Yeah, Kaysen. I understand what people would argue, but they're missing. I'm talking about a simulator. Yeah, Kingston, I'm talking about a simulator. I literally said a simulated reality. That's so insane idea. Somebody be like, don't worry, I got this. They just jump.

They grab everybody and they jump and they're all fine. Don't worry. I've been practicing this for years. That god of war, certain platformers, you just fucking, you're like going down and then you jump the last second and get to the other. And then you're fine or some dumb bullshit like that. I love it.

I love that shit. It's so ridiculous. That's not the world should work. Speaking of Boeing, by the way, speaking of planes, we were talking about planes. Boeing, they're doing. flying cars now, aren't they?

You see that? They want to do flying cars. Boeing of all companies wants to do flying cars? Boeing wants to do flying cars. I would not trust regular people with flying cars. Oh no.

Yeah, no way. Like the idea... First of all, that's... First of all, that's never going to happen. Yeah, yeah. I really want to firmly disabuse everybody that the notion of flying cars are ever going to happen. That will never, ever, ever happen.

Not because it's not possible, but because there's no way people can be trusted with that. People get in their cars drunk and drive on a two-dimensional plane because they think it's fun. You think people are like, oh man, I'm blitzed. And then they drive into like the fifth floor of an apartment building. Like there's no, you can't allow that level of chaotic freedom. That has always been my most intense fear of you're just in your living room,

relaxing and a car comes in your living room. That is so... Yeah, I thought about that a lot. I've thought about that a lot throughout my life because there's an episode of everybody loves Raymond where that happens. Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our programs are designed for people who never stop. You bring the fire, APU will.

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Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365.

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You got to buy real estate that is in areas that won't cause that. Because it happens enough, man. Like if you just type that in on Google, there's too many videos of cars being captured crashing into people's homes. It's fucked. It happens a lot. It happens a lot with storefronts. Oh, right, right.

The 7-Eleven down the block. 7 11 down the block literally got was shut down briefly because a new year's eve last year so fucking assholes there's a liquor there's a liquor store there's a liquor store is kind of near my place that like clearly has had this happen at least twice because i remember it happened years ago yeah well yeah it's got they got bars and they have like the the what is it the uh oh my god the those like really solid concrete kind of pillars i don't know what they're called but yeah the the like usually yellow or something Yeah, yeah, but it's the only area. It's the only building with them in the entire, like, district, basically. Like, they don't exist anywhere else. So it's like, it's funny to see it. It's so funny about the prospectus, though. You know why it happened.

You know exactly what happened because those pieces of shit were drunk, and then they were going to get a refill. So they went back and then they crashed into the fucking store. They drove full speed at the store to get their reason. That is just fantastic. I hate. It's pretty great. The idea of all the shit they teach us about, like, drugs and, like, how horrible alcohol is for you.

Like, how genuinely, genuinely terrible it is for you. And in the way they've, like, it's fine, though. We'll have commercials for it. Like, alcohol is so bad. It's so bad. If you are a full-blown alcoholic and you, like, try to stop drinking, you can just die. that is a possible thing that can happen to you

that sounds like a fallout thing that doesn't sound real that's I know what it's happened to dude they went cold turkey straight up going to let me clarify

let me clarify I know it's real I know of people sorry it really does not it really does not sound like it sounds like a fallout thing where it's like

I haven't had my fucking rat away shit I really come I can't oh shit I'm coming black sludge

oh shit Hi, I'm your come. Like, they just stop. The people just stop and they die. And it's like, yeah. Yeah, I wish more of them would just, you know, you know. Next question. Okay, so somebody else, so regulators, but it's ejaculators by Warren Gay Road.

And he says, please do another Vegas show. Another. Huh? Huh? Bro. I think this man, this person, this individual might be here from a different reality. which is very excited. You know what might have happened?

So I did a, I answered a lot of questions on the extra ammo. Extra ammo. And I mentioned, because somebody said that they tried Dulucia's pizza, which I live by one. I don't think it's a chain as far as I'm concerned. So I thought it was just this place. And so he said it was good. So I was like, oh, do you live in the area? And then I said, I remember we talked.

about doing a Vegas show once with Sacred Symbols but that never panned out. That never happened. And then I said something about what would be cool to do a Vegas show, but I never said we did one. So maybe he just kind of...

Right. Yeah, it's just a mistake or like that. Because... But I can be honest, I fucking hate Vegas. It's all right. I mean, the strip is stupid. I don't care about the strip, but it's all right. You know, I mean, it's one of those things that you only would like Vegas if you you live nowhere near it and you're like, I want to go experience Vegas. And then other than that, once you've experienced it like cool and then you kind of,

you don't need to go back. Yeah, I'm full. I'm full on. I'm full on. I want to get a bunch of strippers and I want to have, I want to fight them. That's about it. Honestly, I'm not even, I'm not even joking. I think, I think how little I care about Vegas is the reason why I never finish New Vegas.

Oh, that's interesting. I actually like genuinely, I genuinely, That's why I was like, I don't care about this place even slightly. And I don't, I don't want to be here. I don't want to be here. You know what? You just reminded me, dude, I, I keep breaking these games. I didn't finish New Vegas because I broke it, too.

I something. No, I didn't finish it specifically because something, I did, I went on another killing spree. And it, like, fuck the game up again. Like this keep, these are a lot of the same occurrence. I broke Mass Effect I broke Mass Effect One that way Mass Effect 1 I broke that way In the fucking snowy, the snowy facility Oh yeah, yeah

When you're chasing fucking No, I didn't I walked into a room that I wasn't supposed to be in And then they all started like, you're not supposed to be here And then they shot me, they shot at me immediately So I fucking defended myself And then like I ended up in a situation where like My last save was fucking ages ago

And I'm like, I'm not doing this. I'm not doing all this again So that's the furthest I ever went In Mass Effect 1 That's hilarious. I really like Mass Effect 1. I think that was right before you were going to deal with Matriarch Benazia's giant knockers.

Talk, she had such big blue tities, dude. Like, Jesus. I was like, goddamn, dude. They knew what they were doing. They knew what they were doing. But this person continues with their right in. Oh, right. I killed him from Liarre, though.

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Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. What do you mean? I have arms too.

Like a man in a, like a guy in a trench coat? Wait, is he saying that his arms are like freakishly big? Because I want to see that. Because like my legs are, Johnny Bravo. Yeah.

That would be crazy to have that fucking build. Because I think he has also a tumor in his chest too. Like he's fucking like, Johnny Bravo? Johnny Bravo's crazy. His building is fucking insane. Johnny Bravo's entire leg is as big as his like just his abs. Like the small section of his.

No, his hand. I think his hands are bigger than his legs. Well, his hands are bigger than his legs. One Johnny Bravo hand is bigger than two Johnny Bravo legs. Yeah. He's upsetting. He was a monkey with me. Come on, me.

Come on, my nigger. Oh. That show was fun. I used just some piece of shit. He was like an insul womanizer. I loved it. I loved that fucking show. Yeah, I loved about that show.

It's like one of the early, it was one of the early Cartoon Network shows that was, um, not just like a white creator doing stuff. Because it's like some Filipino guy did it. It's interesting. Did those Filipino people make a, at a 92? No. Clearly not. I mean, really. That's the white.

man. If you look at that show, it's like profoundly white. Are there any, are there any black kids on that show? I thought what his name was black? Johnny. No, Johnny's not black, apparently. He's not white. Plank is definitely black. That thousand yards flare. He confidently say that.

He's definitely black. Because he gets, because he's just, he just gives that aura to me. Just cool, calm, collected. He's like, San Diego. Samuel Jackson. Like he carries that like same aura about him. Plank is black. Oh my God. If there's anybody in that show who is black, it's Plank.

You know what I mean? Like it's not anyone else. Bro, you know what I'd love to see? I'd love to see. Kevin says the N word for sure. Oh yeah, that's true. He says blank. I'll see Plank on black.

I think, uh, that is fucking crazy. I need to see that. Just a horny black guy scraping his dick on a fucking splintery piece of wood. No. Holy shit. Wait, do they have black dudes fucking each other on black? Or is I thought it was just like black dudes with sneakers fucking like a guy. I just kind of assumed he was like completely non-gendered.

Oh, interesting. I never considered that. Stop. Stop. Well, but like Plank is black. So I need Plank to fuck one of those snow bunnies. Like she's just shoving Plank. The Kanker sisters.

Plank fucks all the Kangar sisters I mean That's real I'm sure that's already happened Yeah I think that's that's that's Yeah I'm sure that's real

There's definitely fan art of that There's definitely like what is it rule 34 There's definitely fan out of that happen For sure That's enough For sure that's real I'm sweating Now I'm gonna look it up

Why are you reading the next question I'm gonna look up Plank Oh my God Rule 34 For sure All right Let me read the next question I'm not but

Okay Okay, what the fuck? What is it? What am I, okay. I'm going to read this because it's baffling to me, and I have no answer to it. He says, Salihansansansans, dark, darker, and The Void.

Would you rather have your nose be replaced with a penis relative to your nose's size? Or have your earlobes be replaced with balls one testicle per ear? Oh, testicles per ear. Yeah, I could just grow my hair out or something. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah. Although that would be like a huge weakness.

Because then you would have to like. That's what I was worried about. I can't sleep on my side anymore, really. I can't sleep face down. Yeah, but I'll take that over yet because having a penis nose is fucked. Your entire shit, your face is fucked. If you have a cock for a nose. Yeah, at the very least your ears are like, cute little penis nose.

You have a cute little penis nose. No such thing. And then you just like sneeze come or something like. Is that how that works? It's not probably like that. would you like I think it would it be acceptable to beat off in public because you just have a penis on your nose

like would you are you expected to wear a mask or wear underwear on your nose like a mask yeah you have to you have to wear like like imperfect cell's mouth over your nose yeah like a jockstrap like a cup

yeah like a cup anyway that is so do last last question uh will what will you have after 500 Queers already? He says, Chris, on Summon Sign,

wrong podcast I know. You ask where people are finding weird boot like gaming stuff in Puerto Rico. You got to go to the flea markets and the local game shops, which are very hidden but full of weird things, weird gems like that Luigi thing. Yeah, he's referencing something that I've been on Sunn's sign. If you ever find yourself on the island,

go to video game awesome or Neo Japan games. I'll keep that in mind because I do plan on going to the island sometime soon. but yeah that's uh i'm in a over a decade my boy playing in a half now man

I was like seven or eight last time I don't want to Puerto Rico I miss my family not really they don't miss you like two of my aunts in Puerto Rico that's so weird that's that's so weird that's that's so weird that you say that because I like I don't

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with you? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Like, you miss your family, but I don't miss your family. Why is that? Why can't I feel what you feel? What's wrong with you? I actually hate much of Puerto Rican family. They kind of suck.

The ones in America are awesome, though. The ones here are dope. The ones that are over there fucking suck. The ones that are over Puerto Rico for me, the ones that are in Puerto Rico for me are just too old. They're like my great uncles and my great grandpa. He's like 99 and still like gallivaging across rooftops. Some of these fucking pictures are stupid as fuck, dude.

Are you looking at the plank rule 34? Is that what you're spamming in the chat right now? absolutely Derek, please stop These are thumbnails for the next three podcasts These are all focus

What the fuck is this? Definitely don't put that on anything What the fuck are I seeing? This bitch is 25 cents She's not even a pricey one Yeah, I'll fuck that piece of wood For a quarter

For a quarter Let's fucking go, dude The third one has to be to put the thumbnail You have to block out the bottom part Block out the bottom. Too not. That has to be it. Derek, that has to be it.

Just block up the bottom part. That has to be it. I'm going to block it with the Walter Gagins as a ghoul. I'm going to put like... Put Walter Gagins' face. Yeah, I'll put Walter Gagin's face over the penis. Okay. I mean, how old is Johnny?

But I mean, is he... Hmm, that's a good point. It's just disgusting. In this universe, yeah, that's a good point. That's a good point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Can we stop now?

Yeah. That is such a good point. Yeah, yeah. That's so funny. Yeah, I'll send the world into nuclear fallout for a quarter. For a quarter. They're demons, dude. That whole entire area is full of monstrous.

The only kid that's not bad is Jimmy. Jimmy is the only decent person there. Double D is not a bad guy. Double D follows the bad. Double D will do fuck shakers. You'll follow. Ed, why have you unleashed Ebola onto the cul-de-sac?

Ebola. Like, double-d-do you follow. And like, same thing with Ed. Ed is not a bad guy either. I thought it'd be fun, double-d. And then they just died. No, Ed would be immune.

Ed would be immune to that shit. That should be able to affect him. He'd be too strong for it. That's true. That's a good point. Everyone's done. He's like, wow, everyone. You guys seem to be sick.

That was a pretty good impression. I've eaten too many mattresses. I can't die, guys. I'm far too strong now. Yeah. Someone shoots him in the head with a gun and a gun breaks. Eddie, Eddie would be the mastermind. Eddie would be the person like selling the world in the chaos.

He would be selling the vaccine. But he would be selling the vaccine thinking he's ripping people off, but he's still selling it for just a quarter because he's too stupid to understand how inflation works or like the value of what he has. Don't don't take that vaccine Yeah That's actually You want to save your life Don't take

Do not take that vaccine I just want to I want to Robert Kennedy Jr. I want to like I want to put my hand against his chest And wanting to punch his soul out of his body Fuck you Kingston

Somebody inject the vaccine into Kingston Fuck you, Ed boys you egg boys are ruining this country how dare you fuck you he's the fucking antagonist of that universe Robert F. Kennedy is the antagonist

of the edit in any cinematic universe and he's like edit and he's trying he's trying to prevent he's trying to prevent the world from getting vaccinated and Eddie's trying to profiteer from the vaccine from the vaccine

and that's where their conflict is this is a great idea I love this world This is actually a very good idea Yeah Kevin comes by It's like give me the vaccine you dork Okay

On the vaccine now you dork I'll fucking bang your kneecaps in It's like of course I'll give you Of course I'll give you a quarter For the vaccine you fucking imp You stupid idiot You realize the value of what you have You stupid stupid

Ed P you fucking You fucking useless piece of garbage I hate you Eddie You know not how stupid you are, but it's very. I do not take that, I do not take that. Yeah, Ralph would not.

That's the dude that like fuck's goats or what does he do again? Yeah, yeah. Do not take the end of the boys of vaccine, yes? Yeah. All right, we got to, we got to fucking go. We got to, this is, I can already feel it. Getting at a pocket.

All right. I hate, man. He's, why is he still running, by the way, Robert F. Kennedy? I think he's done now. I mean, he's probably fucked, but he's trying not to be because in certain states, like, you need to have a vice president to be even considered for a third party. So he just got, who was it? It was that crazy rich bitch that I think she was a married.

She was married to somebody the head of Google or something. And Elon must like fuck her or something. Yeah, like there's like this crazy triangle where Elon must like fucked I think the head of Google's wife or something. She cheated on him with So yeah, there's some crazy Weird rich shit And then Elon must like bag Got on his knees

And begged him for forgiveness It was crazy Like real shit It may not be Google I have to clarify Imagine Imagine Robert F Kennedy orgasming

With his voice Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh

Oh Yeah Yeah He said like There'd be a moment He sounds like Spunt Rob Yeah, yeah A solid moment

Where he sounds exactly like Spondry I'm gonna come I'm about the I'm shooting rope I'm rolling I'm coming I'm coming

I'm coming I'm blasting rope nigga I'm blasting rope I'm blasting Is that Robert F. Kennedy coming Is that all you got? That's such a small

Egg Your rope is tiny Roper For a tiny chode That's it eject the vaccine Into hell I don't need him

You're getting better at that Like I have no idea Like his voice is so Eldridge Like it's something that would come out of a book It totally did In some wizard's library It's such a fucking scary The idea that he ever thought

He had a shot of becoming president Is so fucking bewildering to be With the voice of a fucking cyberman Like how are you gonna Like how are you gonna run for office When everybody just thinks about you Like hugging Yamcha and exploding Every time you speak

Like I just say you're Such a ruined candidate Like I'm sorry Like I know that's mean or whatever Like he's like disabled technically But like holy fuck like you're put it away man

do you remember that like Snapchat like it was a filter that was kind of like a ripple effect or it was like you wavy you would be you go like yeah yeah that's what he sounds like and I'm trying to remember imagine putting him

through that filter guys we got to go I don't want to do this for me I'm leaving I'm leaving let's go let's go you know when you when you're trying to scream recording you put the device in the same and it's like forever

it's like a forever fucking recording it's like a forever fucking record it's just him blasting dude him soaking someone uh anyway

let's get the fuck out of here let's get out of here it's sweet thank you guys for listening thank you guys thank you guys for listening of the podcast

uh god it always out of pocket at the end here. So who's reading? Am I reading them now, Chris? Let me do it? You are reading them. Good luck. All right.

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and I'm here thinking I'm fucking saying shit and then I've been muted the whole time What you're talking about? We can hear you loud and clear That'd be crazy. I'll be furious. I'm just reading this And then you wait why would you even think that again? That would be so fucked out. I would never do that. Okay Charlie Sheen's bending over what's called an inserting screen. Okay, we're

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Probably actually going to get excited by, by being too poor, but at least I'm getting a stupid name red. Derek, I think you'd find more conservatives. who would be receptive if you offered them the same understanding. You just like, man. Shut up, you stupid-ass, punk-ass, nigger-ass, punk-at. The amount of conservatives I've talked to over the years, you know, five-plus years and stuff like that, then the ones that fucking just continued to grift,

they went to further and further right and went crazier and crazier and take you, Derek. Like, my nigger, my nigger. Like to ignore all the other years that I existed on the internet as if I haven't been cordial and talk to many of those people is fucking crazy. and it's like now I choose not to talk to those people anymore because they're obvious grifters and they suck my dick

so that's all I gotta say about that and if you ever want to talk to me personally I can tell you why they're grifters and why you should be embarrassed by listening to these motherfuckers that are maximizing their profits and lying to you when it's easily fact-checkable shit

but you know thank you for being a patron though like I do respect I respect everybody until they are proven grifter pieces of shit. I know you're not, but, you know, I respect me to give me money.

I don't care if you're a grifter or not. Thanks for the money. I'm going to use it to, I don't know. I'm used to fun to gay people. The only person who I've met that's even remotely conservative that doesn't strike me as like, success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter

and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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Completely unreasonable. Right. I know those people like that on the ground level. It's people that are these entertainers, these pundits. They're in it. Once they get a taste of the big bucks, they go crazy or crazier because it is you know what actually you know what actually I think it is you know what I think actually it is philosophically I think I think when if if a conservative is even slightly

entertaining they will use that as a means to make as much money as possible because there really aren't any like principles tied to it and because it happens so infrequently whereas like I feel like if somebody's like left leaning and they're entertaining they're probably generally doing it for like the genuine art of it or like obviously often if you're left leaning you're very one size fits all. You're doing something like silly. A lot of times generally, I think you could do a mathematical study

where like I think like that's probably true for like maybe like a majority like maybe like 60% of people. Like I feel like that might apply to on either side. You know what I mean? I wouldn't be surprised about. When it comes to like people that are left leaning,

a lot of times they take a pay cut when they dive into politics versus what they could be doing. Like artistically, I think a great example that is a Sam Cedar. Sam Cedar running the majority report who is a writer and actor and he took a backseat on that stuff

to focus more on politics, makes considerably less money. Like they'll do things like that where people like there will be oil tycoons, big oil money that backs the daily wire and people make tens of millions of dollars diving into politics on the right. There is no machine backing people on the left like that.

Like tell me that machine because I actually would that would be cool to get involved. I would love to be involved that shit. I would not feel bad taking their money. But I would feel bad taking an oil tycoonist money. I just, that's why I don't do it. I would 100% do that shit and just talk to conservative people

and I have Congress with them and make fun of them I would 100% be that person for the left. This be the person know just go around and not making my fucking things like my politics with political views and then getting a ton of money without room anything crazy I would 100% do that for the left side but they don't exist

they're not a huge machine backing people like that the best way you can do it is get people backing you like say Hassan for example you know controversial as he is he's backed by his viewers He makes money through years. He doesn't have these large contracts from this big fucking faceless corporation that's pumping tens of millions of dollars to him.

And, you know, like say that's on the right a lot. People say, oh, people are grifting on the left. I'm like, nigger, the money's on the right. It's always been there. The NRA, the oil tycoons, the fucking pharmaceutical companies, they're giving them tons of money. They make so much money. And so it's like, I understand it. At a certain point, you kind of want to be like, I don't care about people anymore.

I'm going to do me and fucking become rich and then secure myself and my family, even though, you know, and you throw your morals at the window. And I'm like, I get it. I don't like it, but I understand what happens. I'm trying to read one of these names. Draz, Draza, five, four, Nick. What the fuck does that mean? Close enough, man. What the fuck does that mean?

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I didn't know the trick. It's amazing. They've been trying to trick it for a while. I feel like Chris read that question like 20 times before you. Ginger. There is no prep into this show. He's no. This, that is so up-and-cuff.

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you've been doing this for years, dude. It's a really long time. It's really, it's really so exhausting that I sleep the rest of the day. So bad. But thank you guys. Thank you guys for watching.

Sweetie's first time reading the names. fascinating. We'll see you next time. No one deserves this, bro. No one deserves it. We gotta treat you better. We don't treat you right.

Man, fuck that, nigga. I'm used to this. I want fucking, I want seven pages of that shit, and I want him to fucking suffer. At when we get more than four pages, we're just going to show them.

He's going to show them. It's just nuts. It's not respect to anybody. I'll just have an AI do it. Just have an AI. I do it. That would be pretty funny. That actually would be pretty fun. How fucked up would that be?

It would be fucked up. Well, yeah, it would. But it would also be fun for at least for a handful of times, at least to see how the AI pronounces the names. Yeah, that would be, that would actually be a fun thing to do at least once, once every now and again. Let's, all right, let's see. Let's see how the AI, no, just see how the AI can handle all these names and whether or not they'll actually. Like, some of these is just like, some of these are genuinely incomprehensible, like actually. they're really really insane that people wrote these down to me I'm like what the fuck that's a that's a name you would thought like how this would be a great name to have in some place what I love about this is that what I'm like what the fuck there's a meta narrative or a meta game to this that would because like nobody's just subscribed to one Patreon generally speaking like they're either subscribed to no patrons or they're subscribed to like at least a handful like maybe like two or three I love the idea that our you're just subscribed to our

audience is just polluting the name pools of other audiences. You have like lists of like John Smith and like, you know, Danielle Wellington and then you have fucking some of these. Ejaculators by Warren Gay. Like it's the one where it's just like I, Lily the Sparagest Prist Drinker is like that's, you got to be your only patron because everybody else to be like, what the fuck is this guy talking about?

Shouldn't be. What is this? Nobody else has any patron tears. Nobody else has any patron tears tied to their name, though. So we can influence these people in a way that like nobody, because otherwise people just have them like scrolling at the end or maybe they don't even have them at all. That's true.

So that's very true. Who knows? For a while, my name was Werewolf Watson and it was a fucked up picture of Paul Joseph Watson. And so that would be my name appearing on people's patron. It would be this fucked up picture of those werewolf Watson. That sounds actually amazing. Oh, man. All right.

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