The Snark Tank - #226: Yabba-Dabba-DooDoo!

Episode Date: April 29, 2024

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Of course. We have to put this in. How it turns back into a dog at the end is so perfect too. Imagine seeing that. Imagine seeing that through the window and you run in and try to help your kid and it's a dog again. You're like, Hey, look, he's a little dead mean. Hey, look.

I know it's great. I don't know. I'm like trees. I've got black minorities. Oh shit, bars. Chris, are you watching, I know Sweeney is, are you watching X-Men 97? Stop, calm down, Derek. Bro, I'm not, so here's the thing.

I'm not watching X-Men 97 because I never really even watched the original show, and so I feel like I have no real context or, yeah. I saw episodes of it, but like I didn't watch sequential TV until way the fuck. Like even when Avatar the Last Airbender was out, I was like, I don't know what the fuck's going on. What about... Spider-Man. Did you watch Spider-Man when it came out?

Like, when it was, like, around? I watched... Well, I watched Spider-Man... We were younger, Derek. We were younger. That's the thing. We were... Yeah, okay, okay, fair, right, right.

I watched Spider-Man somewhat in order because I had... I had VHS tapes of, like, this... Like, not the seasons, but there would be, like, like, a couple... Yeah, there would be, like, a Citius arc on, like, a VHS tape. I remember that. And so, like, I understood that. But even then, I did. I didn't, because there was no way to, there was no way I was remembering when TV shows would be on ever.

There was no, no chance. Oh, a new episode of this at like 7 p.m. on Friday, catch it. And it's like, if I remember, maybe. And there was no way to like Google it or look it up if you missed it. There was no way to stream it. So if I missed it, I missed it. And then I just lost all interest in it. So, no, I watched.

But I did watch. I just want to say this. entirety of it eventually. Would you watch? But I have not. Eventually, like, when it was like streaming or something like that. Like, yeah, I remember, I remember vividly when everything was put up on Netflix and that was all I did for like a couple of weeks.

Right. Exactly. I didn't do anything else but watch it like that. And it's weird. It's weird. It's weird. They just put it on Netflix. Like, when we moved out to California, that week they had just put it all on Netflix. They put it on Netflix.

Spider-Man was on there. Spider-Man Limited was on there too. And I was like, this is late. It's weird because I know I've seen every episode of Spider-Man. Like, I know that. But I never saw them in any order, like, in a specific, like, sequential line. So, like, I knew what happened, but it was all jumbled. But X-Men, I only watched, like, I think I've only seen, like, four episodes of X-Men in my

entire life. No. Do you got to, okay, so you got to, you got to watch it because, why I say this? If X-Men 97 did not exist, I would say, you don't need to watch the X-Men. Man animated series. Because like if you're not, if you're not invested in the X-Men like say like Sween or I am or something, then whatever. You can skip it.

X-Men 97 has no business being as good as is. It's fucking weird. It's weird how good it is. And and one more thing. It all but confirms this episode. They're bringing all of the stuff back now. It's crazy. This last episode all but confirmed Spider-Man's coming back.

Very likely Fantastic Four is coming back. We're probably going to get the Halt cartoon again. Maybe Silver Surfer, because this episode, maybe we might, we might, we might. We'll see what happens, we might. Do Silver Surfer was dog shit and they're never, they're never going to do that. It was dog shit, it was dog shit, but it was philosophical and a strange as way. If I saw, I was like, six and I was like, I don't get this.

Bro, that's, no, not one fucking student, maybe some hyper autistic kid was like, this is fantastic and then that's it because even me is much I love it it was terrible for a cartoon like for kids I loved it because it was cool because I watched it it had one good scene

it had one good scene it had the scene where Galactus came to earth and a ghost writer gave him the pen and staring and Galathe was like I'm out and he dipped and he flew away and I was like what does that mean and my brain trying to conceptualize it

that I was like oh I'm four am I remembering correctly Was Lady Death, did Lady Death actually make an appearance in that series? Or am I thinking of something else? Because that show off, it did everything outside of Earth, pretty much. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you saw Thanos quite a few times.

I do remember that. I remember Thanos and Lady Death, and this was, this was around the time I was getting into, like, the infinity gauntlet and all this shit, because I was curious about this fucking, who the fuck is this guy? Marvel's is Capcom 2 had Thanos in it? And I'm like, who the fuck are these people? Marvel's Kempcom 2 Thanos is such a terrible depiction of Thanos He sucks so hard My friend taught me about that

My friend taught me about that Because he was like this is bullshit Do you have Thanos destroyed everything by fucking He was like just with the snap of his feet He was going off He was going off in a way that I've never It's a fighting

It's like you play Dragon Ball And like Krillin is beating Sinosaan 4 Virginia It's no no no Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris it's a bad depiction of him Because in every other fighting game At least the character Somewhat acts like what they are You should at least be a boss

All Thanos does is he makes bubbles around you He makes bubbles around you Of game That like slap you They're like spank you or some shit And I'm like what is this dude The balance I do not remember

I never pick fans It's like if Spider-Man had a web gun And Marfrey's Capcom too He didn't shot webs out of gun at you You're like what is going on It's pretty It's just He's so not like

You know how there's he should have been one of those like OP characters like a Magneto is in that game like there are certain characters they're like oh they they put some TLC into this character Thanos was really an afterthought like and there were people that were like real nerds real nerds that I talked to that were like really upset

and since I didn't really know that I was just learning about the cosmic wars I didn't I didn't really get into a lot of that shit until I was closer to an adult to where when I was younger I was like, oh, this is interesting, but there's too much shit already. I don't have time for this. That's why watching Silver Server as a kid.

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1. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-360. Wow, Dan Morgan

from Morgan for Morgan America's Large Injury Law Firm Thanks for coming by the show Thanks for having me Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you What the fuck is this bullshit? Am I the only kid that sat there and was like Ah, I get it?

No, I guess to be a better person. I only, I think I flipped the channel over I flipped the channel over to the Silver Surfer cartoon once and I was like, ew, he's gray and then switch it away. I was like, I don't want to deal with that. I thought it was really cool. The Marvel comics in general were just like, I didn't know what the Infinity Gauntlet was

until like literally they showed it in the movie. Like literally, I was like, who the fuck? This is not. Oh, this has no, this has no cultural significance outside of this specific sphere

until like that movie came out. And then like everybody knew. Everybody knew after that. I feel like, I feel like if people knew about it, but it wasn't like. They did not. Oh, no.

It wasn't like the thing like everybody be like, everybody would be like, oh, like if you ask a nerd, a nerd would know. No, but the thing about it is like I was, I'm a perfect, I'm a perfect example of somebody who was like,

I liked Spider-Man a lot, and I liked these characters a lot, and I didn't even know about it because I'm like at that precipice where it's like, yeah, I like it, but like I don't care. That's it. You don't really like,

you just like Spider-Man. You don't like... Well, I liked more superheroes when I was young. His anything. You just like Spider-Man. That's it, you know? No, that's not true. I liked more superheroes

when I was younger, for sure. Like, I was actually like, I really liked the Superman animated series. I really liked the Batman animated series. I really liked that stuff. And that it just kind of got to the point where it's like, all right. But then again, you like, you like Spider-Man almost exclusively out of Marvel.

That's like your favorite Marvel person. As I've grown up, yeah. Most people didn't fuck with like any cosmic shit though. Because he wouldn't know about it. Like, that's why people are nerds, like, if a nerd were like, oh, shit, no sweet. Because like, even when I was little when I was playing Marvel's Capcom too, I saw Thanos before and I just knew he was big and purple and he had like a fucking like, he would look like grimace to me mostly.

And I was like, all right, he's purple. He has a frilled chin. That's weird. but then I remember I'd read my I would like I would see my uncle's comics and it'd be like people are scared of this guy for some reason

but what I'm saying what I'm saying is like what I'm saying is like today today the infinity gauntlet is arguably as is arguably as well known as something like kryptonite is you know what I mean

like I wouldn't know if it's like exactly the same but like it's definitely like on that level where it's like everybody knows what the infinity gauntlet is I'd argue maybe even more now low key you're probably right yes but the best one I'm saying it's like back then no chance.

That is pretty wow. No shot. Like when you do you think about the shit that has been in the public spear, like say green and blue niggas, like you have fucking Kree and scroll. Like shit that you would never, there was a statue of Beta Ray Bill in fucking, in what was the third Thor movie? Like these little things that you would never even dream about happening. It was Beta Ray, but Aries and. BioBeast and I was like I know all those things It was it was very cathartic growing like seeing the MCUs like heyday

Yeah because people like people that red shit like that like it was times Like I'd go see something like on my ride see like winter soldier and I would call my uncle I'm like Uncle Joe did you see all this and he'd be like yeah kid I don't remember why dude this comic came out And it's reminiscing and it was like very it was very cool seeing that stuff happen And watching X-Men 97 I'm getting that cathartic feeling again where I'm like man, I really happy that I like, this is something I really love done the right way too. Like, as in the MCU, they did it fine,

but it wasn't like spot on. And this is like spot on everything, dude. They did the MCU generally in a way that served live action pretty well. Because I would argue that's why, that's why Spider-Man stuck with me for a long time is because that was the first time I saw like it in real life. That was like the first movie. And I was like, oh, this feels real to me now.

Like all the cartoon stuff feels like, hilarious in comparison to this. This is real wild. But then like it got, yeah, I don't know. The MCU has a tone to it that's kind of like, I don't know. I don't even know what the fuck they're doing now, really. Like, are they building up to anything? Because Kang's gone, right?

Because didn't Kang beat up some lady? Oh, shit. That's right. That's right. I wonder what's going to do. He beat up a white woman and he realized that even time travel can't save you. Time travel can save a nigga. It's a white woman.

Don't figure something out, man. I just watched Wakando forever for the first time. and like they're going to do the same thing we're just literally no real explanation. Later this, oh, undisclosed illness, he's dead. And I was like, oh, wait, I thought they were going to spend a little bit more time on why chat. Because, you know, it was an allegory obviously for cancer,

the way that they even talked about it briefly. But I was really curious. Oh, I wonder how they're going to explain this with Wakanda, with him having this power in him. him and what kind of illness that could take him out. And they didn't, they didn't even spend two seconds on it. They were just like, we're not even going to come up with any type of excuse of what illness is powerful enough to take down this super big.

That's the one thing they went over. They didn't, they just completely glossed over that one thing. They didn't even try. But like at the same time, we on like, oh, he just died. Well, we know, but see, that's what I'm saying. They're going to do the same thing for King. Like, just going to be like, oh, yeah, nigga, he's dead. That's the one is going to say, Nick, he's a.

I think they kind of twin in Loki. They're like, oh, Loki dealt with him. That's so dumb. Why don't they just recast him? He fucked his ass. Just recast them. They absolutely should. Well, pretty much in Loki, they just, they should have recasted him.

I think that's fine. But at the same time, it's like, why are they taking King to Conqueror? Like, why are you saying? Like, why Kang? Like, why? Because they're out of ideas, dude. They, like, what? They blew their fucking load.

They have the best person right in the wings as Dr. Doom. They have Doom. after doom beyonder that is perfect way to do it I don't think Fox is giving up the rights to them have they oh yeah we have them we have them I don't have them take yeah they they bought them oh I thought it was a

collab like Sony but so they just have them now yeah who owns wait who owns yeah Sony owns the Spider-Man stuff that's why the movies are fuck Sony and Marvel now shares the right to Spider-Man Disney owns Foxes the right to Spider-Man Disney owns

Fox owned X-Men and they owned the Fantastic Four. I didn't even think about that. Now Marvel has all of it. They have all of it except for Spider-Man. Spider-Man's Roe Gallery. They don't have Spider-Man's Roe Gallery. That's what we're seeing Madam Webb and Morbius and Craven. That's crazy, dude.

And it's like, what is this? This is not Spider-Man. That's why in Madam Webb there was not Spider-Man running around using all of Spider-Man's abilities. You, Madam Webb. This is stupidest piss. Oh, fuck. Madam. Who the fuck?

Who the fuck? Who, it doesn't even, I don't even need to say it. It's just like, absolutely nobody. Why do we have a Madam Webb movie without, you know, the character that is the reason why Madam Webb matters at all?

I don't know. I just, there shouldn't be a, Madam Web movie in the first place. There shouldn't be a, there shouldn't be a fucking. There should not be a madam. That's like making a movie about Captain America's shield by itself.

No one picks up the shield. Is this Captain American's shoot rolling down the hill? It's more like, wow, that would be interesting if someone picked it up and used it. To me, it's more like a movie about the fucking, like the great gazoo or whatever, the alien from fucking Flintstones? From Flintstones? Like, why the fuck would you want to see that? What a fucking.

His name? I think that's racist. What do you mean? I said Juju-Joo-Kazoo. I feel like that's not his name. No, it's definitely not. Yeah. What's his catchphrase? Dude, I haven't seen that.

The fact that you even know what that is is kind of insane to me. I don't know what it is at all, actually. I know. There's no reason why I should know anything about the Flintstones, but like my dad is 70. The great gazoo. The fact that, yeah, the fact that we both know what that is is, clearly we have, we were raised by old people. That's correct.

That is the reason why we know what it is. Yeah, I, I watch the shit. I watched the, I, I, it's so weird that I watched. That was one of those shows that I thought was actually pretty good. And then I knew it was over when, you know, you know, you say nobody's asking for things and they'll make live action versions of this shit. And I'm like, who the fuck is, who the fuck? Dude, it's over. It's, it's over.

Stop, stop, stop this madness. It's like, imagine. Imagine. Oh, no, dude. They're going to reboot. They're going to reboot her out of Lucy. They're going to reboot her for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're going to do it with, um, yeah, they're going to do it with, Megan McCarthy. She's going to be a redheaded woman. Megan McCarthy? Oh, no, Melissa McCarthy. She's going to be a redhead woman. Melissa is going to be Sophia Vergara, right?

There's going to be, it's going to be a redhead and I'm going to make her marry her, make her marry a black Hispanic man. Perfect. They can't do. No, it's going to be, um, it's going to be, uh, Who's Joel Miller again? What's his name? I can't remember his name right now.

Pedro Pascal. Yeah, it's going to be Pedro Pascal. He's going to be Ricky Ricardo. That's a given. They don't cast him as a Hispanic man or anything. It always cast him with a white man. It bothers me a lot. I don't know why.

Yeah, he won't get the role. It really annoys me. And I don't like that. It annoys me so much. That is self hating Hispanics. Hold on, hold on. That's such a weird thing to annoy you, Kixit. That is so fucking bizarre.

I don't know why it anno. I don't get why it annoys me so bad. Because you're racist. I want him to be Hispanic once. On a Hispanic one time I think in last of us this movie So he is kind of Hispanic technically Kingsen here's the thing

Is that they don't write Stories about us They don't write stories about Life-Skinned Hispanic people They don't do it They don't fucking do it We don't matter to people So it's like

Oh just like Oh it's either like It's either a Miles Morales Oras or just a fucking Mexican That's it That's it's all we get It's really It's really you get it

Either way Like either you're in America You're in Latin America, and if you're dark-skinned Hispanic, you get shat-on by Hispanic people. They make you seem like you're a monster. And if you're in America, they're like, Hispanic people come in diverse shapes and colors. Let's make them not white ones. You're just like, you know, I just learned that is. I just learned that is.

I'm happy in America. They show my kind of Hispanics. I'm fine. Yeah, I am not represented in anything. Right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, Get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram, 1,500, Big Horn crew cab, 4 by 4 for 369 a month for 39 months, with 4,99 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting big.

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Let me think. Yeah, go ahead. think. Go dig. No, you exist. You get your representation as a white person, though. You get your white representation, though, at least. That's not real, though. You're both, Chris. It's like, I'm both. You got to be,

you got to roll with the punches, but I'm sorry. You got to get what you can get, you know? I guess. I don't know. It's annoying. Anyway, I mean, I looked up the Great Gazoo, by the way. Do you guys, you guys remember the live action Flintstones movie? It's terrifying. They had a live action.

I didn't see them. Dude, I didn't see them. I didn't see them because, oh, my friend, look it up, look it up right now. Look it up the great... His name is gazoo, by the way. G-A-Z-O-O, the Great Gizoo. It's one of the first images that pops up under Google images. It is fucking disturbing.

He's the Great Gizu. He looks terrifying, dude. Of course he does. He looks like a scroll. It's fucking like a midget super scroll. Look what the fuck is this, dude? That's crazy. You just said that.

He looked like a tiny superscrum. Yeah, his, uh, but baby size. His catchphrase was hello dumb dumb. Remember that? Right. Yeah. Remember?

Every once in one, they sneak in a hard R though. You'd be like, hello, hard R. And I'm like, whoa. Bonnie, what is that? even know that. That's so far ahead in our future. Why do you know that? See, he's so advanced.

He, you know, like he's from, see, he's actually from the future, but he went through a wormhole. So he's a human, actually. He's a human from the future. Yeah. Yeah. And so he's coming to this, the past, just to antagonize the cavemen and teach them. There will be something called negroids in the future.

He teaches them the word. He's he's bestowing racism on this primitive He's like He's like Prometheus giving fire to men He's like he's like here's a Here's a slur that is stronger than anything And they're the capable He's pretty much giving them Excalibur

Gugg Gug Go Go Go Go Go Anyway Anyway listen We got some stuff

Bernie I don't remember how any of these people sound, by the way. I don't remember any... All I remember is Barney because I remember he was like, Hello, Fred, I'm retarded. Hello, Fred. I got a big nose to fuck your wife with. And then...

Eel. Barney would just... Barney, Fred was just fat shitting all over the place and the animals had to clean... There was that, like, fucking elephant vacuum cleaner that was just cleaning up his shit all the time because he wouldn't shit in the pre-storic toilet. There was that famous...

There was that famous episode of... There's that famous... There's that famous episode of the Flintstones where he's, like, sitting upside down on his couch, kind of like... He's watching TV, and he's... He's diarying all over himself, and it's, like, kind of like, water falling up his chest

and, like, down to his mouth. And he's like, Wilma, get me medicine. Wilma, please, get me medicine. And then, like, there's no medicine yet. We don't have that yet. He's gargling, whoa, whoa! That's so fucking gross. It's so gross.

What is it, Fred? I'm joking on my own diarrhea. Wilma! It's like a fire hydrant, but shit coming out of his own ass. You know what it is? It's that, it's that, you remember that video of the guy at the baseball game who's like, who's like a... Oh, he's just fucking vomiting like a... That's just scary.

It's that, it's that exact, it's that exact video except for Influenton is up. down on his couch and it's the same it's the same premise and uh he's begging wilma for medicine i like that he's tucked to the side and he's just shitting on himself every day wilma's just like why do you keep sitting upside down why don't you go use the toilet and then i'll be hit it with one of the best jokes of the show and then he has to come with the fucking elephant that clean the she's like then you think you have a shitty job It just vacuous up that shit. That's right.

There was the pelican dinosaur. That was the toilet. Yeah. It's poor, poor animal. It's a lot. I forgot that there was always like an animal. There was always an animal that was like self-aware of the fact that it was living under complete slavery. So these Stone Age simpletons.

It's a living. While the elephant's getting its trunk fucked like a like a fucking pocket pussy. And he's just like, oh. Oh, you're way better than Wilma. And then, you know, then it just looks at the camera. And it's like, yeah, you got to do it. You got to, you got to, you know, like. It was pretty crazy.

He turns to the camera. You think you're in a tight spot. And his guy's fucking, and Fred is thrust in the fuck out of it, dude. He's like, what's happening here? The vacuum cleaner, the vacuum cleaner turns to the camera and he says, on September 11th, 2001, the towers will fall. And then he goes, to normal.

It's really scary. It's a scary show. I love how they would look at the camera at you to be like, help. Fuck. Kind of wish I had black people to do this instead of animals. If only there are black people. That's right, dumb dumb.

In the future. In the future. In the future. In the future, there will be many people to do this work for you for free. I don't remember what he sounded like at all. I think it's something like. I think you're in the right ballpark, I feel like. Yeah, yeah.

I'm definitely in the right stadiums. That's so disgusting, dude. Oh, my God. The idea of that is so gross, dude. And then Wilma turns to the camera. She goes, the things I do for love. And then the show ends. I like the idea for literally getting plaster

Who did next time for episode two? Dude the next time for Season one episode two of the Flintstones This is season one This is the pilot episode of the reason This is the fucking pilot This is the new pilot And everybody's like what the fuck

You think he's going to sell And people love it people love it I like the idea I like the idea of like you know scrolling through the info on on TV and says the Flintstone, season one, season one episode one, the description says,

Fred Flintstone can't stop shitting in his own mouth. Barney gets a new job. You know what I mean? Like, whereas it would be like the A story, B story. Yeah, then the B story.

It always, it's just, it's Barney bouncing between unemployment lines and then it always cuts back to Fred Flintstone. He can't write, he can't write himself off. He can't stand up again.

And that's the that's the A story. That's the fucking A story. And then it wraps around and then it wraps around where Barney finds out he's really good at slurping shit up. And then he becomes their new vacuum cleaner. And then that's like how it all wraps that's how it all wraps up together in like a

Seinfeldian ending. That season one episode one of the Flintstones and that season two and no, every episode afterwards is just the normal Flintstones. They never address it ever again. act like it never happened. That would bother me so much.

I would definitely think I was insane. The idea of the idea of Barney on the floor shoveling shit into his mouth like fucking Peter Griffin does chocolate cake in that one episode. It's like that episode of Fall Out

where Lucy's drinking the contaminated water. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like that. Just laughing it up. She's just savoring it. Speaking of Fallout, I think, finished the series. I finished the series. I just want to say, so I was, I was much harder, I was much hard on it than I should have been. The latter episodes, the later episodes,

were much better, much better, less of the shit that I was complaining about. And I was very satisfied with the way it ended. I was actually very like, all right, it wasn't like some maddening bullshit, like everything kind of made sense with a hint of wackiness, which I don't mine. There were still moments that were like dumb, but like they're fine. It wasn't just like lazy as I was calling it before. So I'm, I'm, if anybody

freaked out about my fucking you know, my shit, I fucking, I'm on board. I can't wait for a season two. Yeah, yeah. I love it. I love it because it's like at the end, it's like, oh your, oh, spoiler. Sorry, yeah, don't spoil. No, no, we

already, we already, we already had a whole episode dedicated to that. Let's not try to spoil it here. I just think the ending is really funny that it's like, well, don't, like he's just, how,

how, I'm gonna say this what I say. He's there. He's listening to his wife and he's like, that's my wife saying this. Imagine, imagine sleeping in bed with someone. I love this person.

That I think in and of itself is enough of a spoiler, but like, I mean, if you haven't seen it already, you probably would have seen it right. Like, I love this person. They make me so happy.

Then you hear them say something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, you're doubling down on this. Let's move. Let's move. Let's move forward

I don't have some insane moment I'm so damn, Gary so we got to What is it? We got to talk about the TikTok bin It's finally over TikTok is Been taken out to pasture

And it's going to be shot behind the barn It's going to be a sad day I'm okay with it Get it out of here Right? I mean, would you be, okay To be fair if you were a

Majorly a TikTok creator Like say Let's say you're exactly the same person you are You are you're Chris And not because in And okay Because you would never be a majority So let's just say you had a very large following

That was pretty beneficial Hypothetically, how would you feel Do you think you would still be okay with it? Yeah yeah Yeah I would be like Yes we deserve this We deserve this We deserve to be taken

I feel the same way I'm not a lie There's a part of the view That I'm just like Yeah Yeah No to be to be completely honest though I do feel

It's astounding to me How quickly These people are able to act Like on things that do not matter at all This is what I was talking about by the way When I was talking about the efficiency of government And how like It's very very specific

Where like if the government wants to do something They will do it Like very effectively And when they don't give a shit about it They'll be like I don't know Send it off to fucking this person over there And then they'll shit on their own mouths

But when they want to do something like this Where it's like we got to get rid of TikTok Because it's scary and confusing And I'm 97 And it's every time I scroll through it It scares me with like loud ads And I'm afraid And I don't understand it

Then suddenly In like minutes They're able to just be like Yeah okay Official TikTok ban finally Everybody signed off on it You have nine months to comply or else you're gone. And it's like, oh, cool. Okay, so you can work effectively. You just choose not to. Cool. Yep. Epic. Yep. And what's really

disgusting about this is like, say, the reason why I'm not okay with this, if it was literally about like, oh, Chinese spy shit or whatever the fuck, as they try to say. Yeah, it's not. It's not. If, yeah, if it was, I would just be like, yeah, whatever, fuck TikTok. I don't care. But specifically the main motivator is, let's just be real. Israel is having a really hard time combating propaganda. It's not working in the way that they're trying. And one of the biggest drivers is TikTok where young people are on it. They're sharing all this information. They're seeing real footage of children being blown to fucking pieces on TikTok, which arguably probably shouldn't be on there.

I don't know. But it's it's fucking working. And they're like, oh, shit, this is not. And I'm like, I've never seen anything like this before. You know, we live through, particularly me. all the propaganda that went in through Iraq and Afghanistan and then there was the Arab Spring which all of us definitely lived through and we didn't have this live fucking footage of streaming

and everybody having a fucking cell phone and they're like they don't know what to do so like we got to get rid of the biggest app that you know obviously it's beneficial many ways but specifically to combat this you know their propaganda machine which sucks I can't believe how bad it is I'm almost like I almost feel like being an evil ass motherfucker and be like, hey, hire me, I'll show you how to do propaganda, dude. Let me show you how to win the fucking crowd over again, because you guys are doing a terrible job. Yeah, I will say for posterity, just for absolute clarity.

We're joking. This is a comedy show, but actually, I don't think it's a good idea to get rid of TikTok. I think it's very dumb. I think it's very stupid. I just don't like it. I hate Twitter way more. Like Twitter to me is way, way worse in my opinion. Twitter is the worst now.

It became the worst for sure. I can't believe how many robots. I can't believe how many robots are in my replies at any given fucking moment. It's insane. Nudes in bio. Nudes in, pussy in bio. I check every time. I can't check every time.

And I'm like, God damn it, bro. I'm always clicking the link. I'm always clicking the link. I'm always disappointed because it's just such a, it's just decent. It's fine. It's okay. It's always candy crush. I've downloaded so many candy crushes.

God damn, bro. It's infuriating every time losing by. I'm like, well, might as well check. She's telling me they're there. I might as well go see. I don't know if you can see this, but this is my mailbox since it became X. It's just Asian bots.

It's just Asian bots. It's all of them. I was like, bro, stop. It keeps happening. He's like, oh, we got rid of all the bots. And then did you see Elon what he said? said recently too he was like if you're engagement farming you're going to get suspended and my head exploded because i'm like all the people that he brought back on all the people that he's rubbing

shoulders with that is literally all they do and to have the audacity even because it's like PR right yeah why would you even just don't ignore it and let the engagement farming people do their thing why would you put that out and make yourself look worse when you're clearly not doing anything about engagement farming. I don't understand what's wrong with these fucking people. It's like they don't... It's like they don't care about, like, having a propaganda minister

that really does shit, like, well, really makes things seem nice... It's like, I don't get it, man. I feel like I'm living in some fake fucking bullshit world, dude. I don't know. It feels insane. Like, it is such a useless platform now. Like, I don't even...

It sucks. I don't know what to use it for even. Right now. With RAM trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram, 1,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4 by 4 for 369 a month, for 39 months, with 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call 1-877-RAM 5-7-22 for lease details. Requires dealer contribution and lease through Stalantis Financial.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Like it's just a DM machine for the... What were you going to say? Like, what guy? I want to get rid of it. I want to get rid of it so bad.

There's this guy that, um, I'm not even going to say his name, but he, he got suspended for... He posted CP on Twitter. Because he was, like, oh, this was like the worst thing or whatever. And they just post it. He just shows it. He contributes it. People finding it on a large platform. So obviously he got suspended.

Elon Musk brings him back. And then not only is to bring it back, he monetizes them, and he gives him some special privileges because he gloats. He makes a post about making $70,000 from posting. And that's not an average. That's not even close to being average what people make with the type of engagement farming they even do. So Elon Musk is propping this guy up that did this shit. He's such a propaganda machine, like terrible. He sucks.

He's so dumb. But I guess, I don't know, that's what Elon's. That is crazy. He's backing these horses now. That's what he's doing. He's back in these crazy horses. And then if he used the 4U tab, it's like half racist shit. First, when people, I used to hear people say this all the time.

And I'm like, that's not true for me. I'm like, you guys are probably looking at some weird shit. That's, nope, I have now joined the club where it'll even be half of it as about MMA for me, which is like, all right, algorithmic of that that's working. But then it's racist MMA posting. And I'm like, what the fuck is this? Why does it have to be racist? This site sucks now, bro.

Way worse than TikTok. Way worse than TikTok. It's completely fall on the part of the ads website. It used to be funny. It used to be going on Twitter to get funny shit. You get regular engagement. Like, it's engaged, engage you somewhat. And now it's just turned into like this really, like,

just derogatory version of itself where everything is just extremists to get you to engage. Yeah. Or it's like really stupid. Like someone's saying some shit that it's no sense. And I'm just like, I can't, I really don't want this app anymore. I really don't. But I'm forced to keep it.

What's going to happen with, uh, so I, you know, Twitter is just going to, or X whatever, it's going to continue to climb, whatever. Without TikTok, what the fuck's going to happen is, do you think like Instagram's going to become like the new bastion? Is it going to expose? Probably. Well, well, they still have nine months until the band. It is to turn.

They do have a while in the West again. I'm excited. They do have a while, right. they do have a while so they could better question are they gonna sell are they are they gonna sell what do you think the i don't know i maybe i mean it's kind of difficult to tell it's like it depends on who i could see a big i could see honestly like microsoft or something or something like that like putting down them because they they always like throw insane amounts of money like they bought like bethsda not bethsda um what the fuck was it activation for 69 billion dollars or something like

$67 billion, way, way overpriced for the value that Activision actually has. So, like, I could imagine them spending a big chunk of change on getting TikTok, if anyone. But, like, I don't know who else would be, because I don't know who else would really be able to afford it is the thing. It's like, they could sell it, but I don't know who would even be in the ballpark to sell. Because TikTok is objectively very, very valuable. Like, it's, like, I can't even imagine, like, what the price tag would be on that. if Activision is $69 billion. I can't even fathom what TikTok is.

Dude, imagine if Elon, instead of buying Twitter if he bought TikTok, see, I'd be really happy because if he absolutely ruined TikTok, I would have no problem with that. That would have been great. And he would have paid probably $70 billion for it, too, since he paid $44 billion for fucking Twitter. Which is the craziest, the craziest, how could you stand here?

How could you tell me that this is a fucking smart man? Like, a real smart man would never do anything near that. They would have bought Twitter for $5 billion. I would have bought Twitter for $5 billion. Did you see Tucker Carlson on Joe Rogan talking about how evolution is real? Jesus Christ. Oh, God, man. I love how, I just love how stupid people are now.

It's like it, it's, there's something really disheartening about how, how proud people are to be complete, complete idiots. That conversation was, Tucker Carson has never, I feel like he's never said the right thing. I feel like every time he talks, it's some stupid shit. I've seen him, I've seen him pander, I've seen him pander to the correct. I've seen him pander to the right side a couple times. Like, I've seen him say things that are very populous and very like Bernie Sanders-esque. And it's like, oh, okay, yeah, that's, and it's always like, oh, broken clock is right twice a day type thing. And then he goes on Joe Rogan, he's like, evolution's not real.

It's actually been debunked, actually. You've never seen evolution. It's like, oh, my God, you don't know how medicine works or anything else, anything works? That is crazy. Everything, everything he was saying was. Evolution's been debunked. That is the wildest thing ever. What upsets me?

What upsets me so fucking much is, is. Okay, maybe he is stupid enough. I don't know if he is stupid enough or if he's playing stupid enough to not know the difference between a hypothesis and a theory. I don't know because I remember vividly. A lot of people don't.

A lot of people don't. No, I'm not talking about a lot of people. I'm talking about Tucker Carlson. I don't know if he specifically is that stupid or if he's playing because he's... It's possible. I'm not, I'm on the fence because why I'm on the fence is

I have seen him, like you said, populist takes, and I've seen him when he was with Fox News where he would have the correct take about say Oh, there was the fake shit that was going on with the Saan They were saying that he was using chemical warfare against his people Where I'm like, that's obvious bullshit The same thing we did with those Saddam Hussein

Throwing the babies out of the incubate all that fucking bullshit So he was on the right side of that His first take about COVID and the mask was correct at first And then like I think a month or two later Then he was like, oh, you're wearing a mask how funny First he was mocking people that were freaking out So like I feel like when he reads and consumes these things, he understands it, but then obviously he'll blow with the wind.

And when it comes to not knowing the difference between a hypothesis and a theory, I wonder if he's truly that stupid. I wouldn't put a past though. I'm not like trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, but I'm also trying to say, is he just the master grifter that is playing the stupid role to connect with the audience that consumed? That wasn't anything? I think that's possible. I just think the issue is that Tucker Carlson isn't one of these people who like, I would believe it a little bit more if he was like one of those like you know how sometimes you hear about like a like a conservative commentator who's like super hyper educated or like there's like I went to Harvard or whatever and it's like he's not one of these people he he's just like a nepo baby right now with ram truck's declaration of deals

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law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of yours recently. that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

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Like his family's just super rich and they just propel them in anything. So I don't believe that he's ever really accumulated any modicum of intelligence on his own for any real reason because there's never been a need to do that. So I genuinely don't think he knows the difference between a hypothesis and a theory. And I don't even think he understands that a theory, like even what a theory is by itself and that just because it's a theory doesn't mean it's like a complete like guess it's not just a hypothesis it's not a fucking just i have a thought i have an idea no it is like there is facts built into a fucking theories have to be theories have to be proven right over and over again

for it to even specifically well even specifically like gravity is a theory technically well that's the whole thing it is no gravity gravity has been proven right so much it's almost a universal law. There is nothing. There is nothing. But it's a theory like how it works. It's a theory because we're not 100% sure. We can't,

we can never be 100% sure unless some architect that actually created gravity comes down and be like, this is what it is. Some 4D thing comes down. It's like, this is how everything works. It takes our universe apart and it shows us, you know. Hey, what's up?

Hey, what's up to put you back together? Hey, what's up to be grassy guy. In a white, I made the world. Let's go. Look at this. This guy's like, this guy's a wife beater. He's just a big, he's got a bunch of stains on his shorts. He's literally like a gray with a wife beater on, chancletas, and a bunch of stains on his shorts.

He's like, hey, what's going on? Guys, you want to see how everything works and these flood your brain with information and it leaves. You just hear like grenade rigging for a few months. Yeah. Could you? How would you cope with that, though? You wouldn't. Knowing everything?

You'd probably go insane. It probably is insane. Say that some sweat. fucking disheveled dude is actually the master of the universe and then like would you just be like oh I'm clearly in a coma would you be like I'm clearly fucking like I'm not alive like right now or something this is not the way that we understand the universe to work this makes zero sense in any way she performed like would you be able to accept that that the that there's a real entity you could the picture we paid the best way so I have to hold on wait wait so I I think I

religious thing. I think I could purely because I have so little faith in the universe as it is. Like, because I really don't, because I can't know anything for sure unless I've seen it with my own eyes. And even then your eyes can play tricks on you. And even then, there's, there's like a non-zero percent chance that you could go insane or like you could be insane. Like, that's my question.

Every time I see something I can't explain or don't understand, my first question immediately is, am I insane? Like, have I gone insane? Like, have I finally snapped? Why don't you ask someone else if they've seen it first? Like, why is it like, oh, my sanity's question first? Well, because whatever I said that doesn't make sense to me, I'm like, yo, did anyone else see that? And then when everybody's like, no, I'm like, all right, cool, Kingston, do you have one of your moments?

Let's track back. Let's take a step back. Let's review it. I remember when I was a little dude. Like, I saw a UFO in my backyard. Like, and I, like, for sure. It was like, it was like out of a fucking cartoon. It was like, it was like a drawing of a fucking UFO.

And it was like over my fucking guard really, really fucking close up. But I remember being like, huh, I think I've gone insane. That's the only explanation for this. Because there's no way that's real. No, because I asked my mom and she saw it too. And I was like, all right, well, I'm not even going to unpack that. But yeah, that's, when, when, that's even worse. That's worse to me.

Whenever something happens, whenever something happens, it's like weird. And then like, it gets too much. Like, I was at, I was at, I was at a summer camp for a, uh, for, for, one summer, right? And I was, it was in Irvington, New York. I remember this like it was yesterday. And me and my friend, we were like, we were about to go. We were like bunkmates. And we were about to go take our shower. And I swear I saw a drawer come out and fall. And no one did it. No, no string. And I was like, hey, do you see that? He said yes. And all of a sudden my brain was just like, well, I'm really tired. Let's just go to bed. And I literally went to bed. Didn't shower. Everything. Went to bed and slept it off. And every time I think about that memory, my brain gets stressed out and I start overthinking. And I'm like, ah, nah, don't got to go back there. I've told you guys about my story that is similar to that. I've told you about that.

Yeah. I don't need to reiterate it, but I still, yeah. I still. Because he's stressed. It's just, it's still. So this actually this year marks, that's crazy. It's been 20 years of this happened. It's been 20 years to this year.

So, whoa, actually, it's. been over 20 years now because it was at it was at new year uh it was at the new year so yeah i 20 years later i'm still not i just there's some so like so extrapolating on that if i saw some greasy fucking dude maybe he's giant or whatever he comes down he's like hey yo i know you guys uh you guys been having a lot of questions you know what i mean like i just yeah i've been a little busy, but here's gravity. Here's what the big bane it actually is. He's just jacking

his dick the whole time he's talking to you. His fucking torquing himself. He's shuffling at his crotch. He's like, he touches your head and you know how to live forever. You know how to cure every problem. You know what's going to happen next. You know about all of the past.

And he's like, all right, man, have a good one. Plops one on your forehead. Plops one on your head. He's horsing around. He's horsing around with his dick. He was dying, though. But it's still flaccid, like, the whole time. Like, the whole time. He's really trying to wake it up.

He's really trying. Just, like, so you get flap around in his fucking, but he's really, he's like a few trillion years old. So it's like, it takes a long time to tussle that thing awake, but like, he's really trying to wake it up, man. He's a few trillion. One more. Let me get one more, bro.

He looks like he's like 32 or something. That's the thing. Bro, how old are he? This is the guy. This is the architect. And then so, I guess a lot of. people would say this is God, but then he's like, no, I'm not God, man. There's like, there's

several of me. There's like where, this is so, that would be, see, that's what, it's kind of like men and black, right, with the, with the fucking marbles. Like, it would basically be like one of those moments. I was thinking, I was thinking of like he's, I was almost thinking like he was like an Apple genius.

He's like at the Apple store? Yeah, he just yeah, I mean, I guess that makes a little more sense. For me, it's like, at the end of the day, the universe is self, fucking weird and ever changing at the same time while also like sort of stagnant in a way that I can't understand that I instead of like questioning a higher power I'm just trying to live because I feel like no matter what I do I can't find out what it is we I mean we're we're

can I ask you a question can I ask you a question Kixen I just don't have time like whatever dude Casey can I ask you a question you've uh how long you've been with lily how long seven years now seven years how would you feel feel if over the course of that seven years, like every now and again, you know, maybe not super often, but maybe like, I don't know, maybe like eight times a year with no like specific pattern. You wake her up sometimes and she goes, vroom, vroom. And then you go, what? And then she goes, oh, sorry, sorry.

And then recently you opened the door on her while she's in the shower and it turns out that she's been a 2003 Silverado this whole time. They just shut the door really closed. You shut the door really fast. And then she comes out the bathroom and she's normal Lily again. And she's like, honey, I'm sorry. I've been trying to keep this secret for a really, really long time. You know how crazy that would be if that's been true the whole time?

You know how many people she's interacted with? You know how many times she's been around all of us and everyone is just not known? No one's been like, yo, King, you know your girlfriend's a car. She's been like on planes with me. She's been like in trains. Like the shit that we've done together. Yeah. And every time you go for a flight, every time you go for a flight,

you notice that the detector always goes off, but they always let her through because they can't find anything. And you start piecing things together. It's like, oh, that's why she says room, room sometimes. And that's,

oh, that's why, like, Lily, you're a car? And that's why she's, and that's why every time, every time she goes to fill up the gas,

she's there for a little bit, a little bit too long. Like, almost like she's getting like more, she's like, she's taking a sip. Yeah, almost double the time.

Lilia, you're a car. She's like, I'm not a car. Room, room, and then she, her car. her lights turn on through her eyes.

She blinks them off real quick. And the final thing that he pieces together is when you got, when she's road raging, when you guys are in traffic, and then she starts honking. She starts out of her. And you just, you're so mad though.

You didn't notice it until then. And now it's just coming back to you. Yeah, you've never, you've never, you've never noticed that every single time she makes a turn, like one of her eyes flashes. Ha!

and then she I was like Lily you're a car Lily you're Lightning McQueen you're Lightning McQueen Lily I'm sorry you have to find out like these That would bother me That wouldn't bother me much I think it would I'm like whatever my girlfriend is

Whatever What if it's like a Shrek What if it's a Shrek type situation Where you if you accept her If you accept her as a car then you also become a car entirely. Oh yeah. She's a car entirely and then you're a car entirely too.

Because you take like a hilarious. You take a true love potion and then you become like a fucking, I don't know, like a like a rab four or something. Whatever whatever. I would never truly accept her then. Rap four. Because I feel like being a person so much better than being a car. So I'd never truly accept her. Why would be, why is being a person better than being a car?

You don't know that. Sensions? She's a sentient car. No. She's like the human. But if she turns back into a car, she's just a car somewhere. What if she was actually stillborn at birth and she died at birth? And the only way to save her was to fuse her with a car.

So she can't, so she's actually not really a person. She's really more of a car, not anything else. I was watching this fucking stupid-ass show, right? It's kind of like Inspector Gadget. Whose fucking car was it? Like someone's car was just, it happened to just be all this, 2003 sororados here. It's the only thing that'll help.

It's been parked in the parking lot for seven months. It's got dust on the windows and no one's, no one's claimed it. It's just been an abandoned car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you guys hear me? Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26. Ram, 500 Big Horn crew cab, 4 by 4 for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,099 due at signing.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Yeah. No. All right. For a moment, my Wi-Fi literally turned off.

So I was like, oh, God, I was about to start punching my screen. There's going to be a moment in audio. I was like, oh, no, oh, no. No, you're good. You just flashed. I think you were just a little bit overwhelmed from discovering that your girlfriend of seven years is a 2003

Silverado So there's this There's this show I was watching called It Disenchained it or whatever It's like on Netflix It's made by the same people That made Futurama Yeah yeah yeah I know that show

Yeah Matt Graney There's a moment where the king falls in love With this just like really like fucking pharaoh woman right But she was a bear at first And then she did something And she was able to turn into a human Yeah Is it okay to fuck her

I know your answer I don't know man I don't think so I'm at the I don't have to I don't know Well you wanted to fuck I wouldn't say yes I'm like I don't know You want to fuck that animal Digimon thing

That angel woman or whatever I'd fuck Angel woman While she's a angel woman Right so why wouldn't you fuck the The bear lady Like when she's a lady I don't know man Because that's it she could turn back

That's what scares me Oh like midststrobin Like mid-stroke, it turns to a bear. Because then at that moment there's a little cat thing on my dick, and I'm like, what the fuck am I doing? I would put it this way. I'll put it. I'm going to answer this question this way.

I don't think I would sleep with anybody who could dramatically shift their physical appearance quickly in any way, shape, or form. That's safe. It's a safe bet. It's a much safer thing to do. Unless I knew the exact. Even science, by the way.

You know what I mean? Like if there was like a female saying or something She's like oh I'm super sane I was like no sorry like just based on the cutoff Just based on the rules that I've set up here You are out of the question Even those like female sayings from fucking What is it?

I tear up dude I respect how you're willing to stay to your grit so much I respect that I'm committed to my rules I'm fucking the shit out of a female saying Yeah As long as he's up age I'm going for it

Yeah that's going for it Without being said That didn't need to be said, I think. I feel like that was implied. Because the only sayings we've ever seen in Dragon Ball that are girls, the reason I clarify this, because they're kind of underage. We don't know how old they are exactly.

So I'm like, all right, I don't know your age. Like who? A Kefla and Khalifa. We don't know how they are. I think they're underage. Oh, I guess. Yeah, I wasn't even thinking about news. I didn't watch the show.

Those are the only two ones that we know of. Those are the ones, yeah, because in the different universe, that's right. I was thinking of like, mom. I was thinking, yeah, that's what I was thinking of. I was thinking, like, the female sands around, like, where's all of the pussy saying? What? They're weaker, so they died, actually.

I mean, when you think about it, it's kind of stupid that, like. It's a fact. That being put one in one together. I mean, yes. I mean, that's, it's probably a very sexist fact. I agree with that. I'm sure. You know, the sands.

The sands are basically, like, yeah. Are the saints basically filtramites, basically? Um, Ultramites are a pretty much Sand. Pretty much Sands meet Kryptonians, pretty much. Yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah, because what I mean by that is,

what I mean by that is that they're evil, basically. Like, they're like a terrible group of people. And so free, same are the Coponians, actually. But so is Friza like a good guy? Technically, on a grander scale, the Sands were, they were asshole-ish by nature because they were kind of like barbaric,

like Spartans. They were kind of like barbaric, like Spartan, like warriors. Yeah. And they took over the Tuffle planet, right? And then they were like, oh, there's ours now. And they destroyed the tuftles. Is that canon? But Friza is the one that was like, hey, we're going to take this shit global.

We're going to take these really asshole motherfuckers and put them in places to do fucked up shit for me. Sands suck. But like, Friza kind of was the one that facilitated them to go suck on a global scale. Is it ever explained, like, what Friza even is? like is Friza like does Friza come from a planet of Friesas? Like what the like what is good like more of his kind? We know that. It would it was just just because of like, what's his name?

Cooler or whatever the fuck. King Cold. Cold? Yeah. No, I know that. I know that. I know that. I know that.

But like is, but what I mean by that is like is he like is he like the last of. You know what I mean? Like wouldn't there be other, you wouldn't there be other freezes? Wouldn't it be nice if there would have been like a comic, a series. kind of exploring that. That would have been nice. They never go into detail about what they... We know that there's...

Chills, the one from the past that Bardock kills when it goes back in time for some reason. Chills. I'm going to kill you. You fucking monkey sands. Time to die. Is that guy so?

Yeah, I think so. You are a stupid monkey. I'm going to kill you with my death raid. So there's them and there's there's King Cold and Freezer. That's it. And then Kula, if you look at the canon of the movies. But yeah, there's just, because a race of freezes is terrifying.

A whole race of Freeza is really not good. This isn't even my final form. My final form. You're saying. God damn. All right. Let's move on. Let's get the fucking into some question territory.

I don't even know what we've been rambling about for that. Say a jean. Oh, God, Christ. Okay, Spank Sinatra and Bing Cumsby wrote in. That's fucking awesome. Bing Cumsby is so fucking not clever. It's perfect. Howdy two gentlemen and Sweeney.

On a previous Dark Tank episode, Derek talked about Jedi Mind Tricks. What other more obscure or your favorite rapper's favorite rapper type hip hop artist do you like? Huh? Uh, one, some ones, uh, that come to mind for me are ASAP rock, uh, bus driver, prof and maybe, and maybe not so much now run the jewels. Yeah, run the jewels is a lot more mainstream. Well, they're extremely mainstream, Knox. Yeah.

Yeah. I feel they've always been mainstream, but I've always known about killer Mike. And I've always known about what's his name. That's why. I've always known about them. Well, nobody knew about LP. Nobody knew about him at all. I knew about it.

Oh, because the other group he was a part of. He was about another group before. Well, I was always known about it. Yeah, but generally. It's just like... That's why I knew about it. But granted, that's hip-hop. You got to understand hip-hop to know about that.

L-B is extremely important to hip-hop, which a lot of... It's really cool. Like, his story, I think watching like a documentary on him would be fucking really cool. But, yeah, Runders was way too mainstream now. That don't fucking matter anymore. Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low-mile lease on the 2026. Ram,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4 by 4 for 3-69 a month, for 39 months, with 4,099 due at signing.

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is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident. Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Like the white people that make hip-hop important are like L.P., Am. Did Alchemist just drop a new album, I think? They're really important to hip-hop. No one talks about them at all, and it makes me kind of sad.

because they are absolutely the culture as well. It happens. Yeah, it happens. So it's like, it happens. So even there, they're like, we got to take a step back because they understand this is not innately our culture. We have to respect that this is other people's culture,

which is why they even better than what they are. I respect them so damn much in general. There's Sage Francis, another white guy, fat, big boy. I respect him a lot. I respect a lot, Brother Ali, that albino dude. we haven't heard about him in fucking a long time.

He had a lot of, because especially, oh, I've been hearing from him a little bit just because of, you know, he's Muslim and he's like, you know,

kind of, yeah, what's been going on over there in the middle of the world. He's a little upset. He's just, let's just say that he's a little upset. But,

say, there's some obscure ones. I actually, so one person that I like a lot, he's a producer, um, um, that the first time I heard him was on Immortal

techniques, his revolutionary volume 2 A mortal technique as well Mortal technique is A mortal technique is half and half for me I love him a lot But he also has so many dog shit conspiracy theories baked into his music

That like there's a lot of it that is Half of it is just stupid But then the other half of it's really good Like he I love Mortal Technique bro One of my favorite lines He's also Puerto Rican as well So that's why I love him as much as I do as well

Is he Puerto Rican? I know he's Peruvian He's Puerto Rican Yeah Is he? Or Puerto Rican, yeah I knew I knew he was I thought he was

Peruvian, okay Well I mean Well he's probably No he might be Might be both It's probably both I think I might be Peruvian as well Who gives the fuck?

Who gives the fuck? He says the word nigger And I respect that He says it all the time But he's but you can't convince He's another one You can't convince him He's not black

He's like he says he says he's So whatever he is he's He's like he says he's I think he says he's Taino So I think you're right Yeah Yeah Taino's on black technically

but that's an argument to be had with them. They're very nice. So whatever. So then I don't even know. There's a lot of them that are very dark skin. Granted, but they're not black. I am, I am,

I am, I am, so like, no. But I am too. But my grandma is too, and she's black. So it's like down the middle.

Yeah. So it's like, this argument that we had with them, bro. They really care about it, though. Yeah. Well, I didn't,

okay. Wait, so you got, wait, so, so it will, um, to the original question. Like you're talking about underground shit

Because what I said? Jedi Mind Tricks. Oh yeah, because I remember we were talking about that. Tone Def is what I wanted to say. I didn't finish my thought. Tone Def is a producer at a New York that I pretty sure he's at New York that he doesn't get nearly enough credit. This guy's like extremely talented. He can sing really well.

He can produce some pretty dope beats. He produced one of my favorite beats is for, there's a song called I Fucking Hate Rappers by Pack FM. and the beat is so fucking good man he's probably one of my favorites like if you want to talk about like underground underground I know I mentioned cunning linguist one time I think

I don't think Yeah cunning linguis is a stupid fucking name But you know It's a dumb name I hate that name It's the most obvious joke in the world It's so obvious It's something that I

I would have you know A joke that you would have made And you definitely wouldn't have Used it as like your actual fucking alias or your group name, you wouldn't run with it, but they're just like, fuck it,

why not? And it just fucking went with it. Sign is fucking pretty dope. I feel bad because I'm so bad about underground hip-pop because a lot of people I loved Wonderground hip-hop in like 2012 and shit. Like for me, 2012 Underground was like, that's when Tyler, Mac Miller and all them

weren't really, really, really popular yet. And they were like SoundCloud rappers. And that's why I listen to my most, like, That was when I was the most hip-hop oriented in my life. Really? Wait. Are you sure? With Tyler. Because people knew about them, but they weren't like very popular.

Oh, I feel like because I knew too. I feel like I knew about Tyler the crater in high school. And I had no real reason to. No, no, no. That was that's back. That's true. Tyler, we heard about Tyler. We were in like our last eight years high school.

But you didn't hear about Melo hype too much. You didn't hear about too much about Mac Miller. Mac Miller became popular just after that. Because he made the song Ariana Grande. It's when he became very popular. That's when I've kind of really found that about Mac. Yeah. My friend showed me Mac in 2010.

It was like a song called Pizza and Kool-Aid, I think. Something like pizza and Kool-A. Something like that. They showed me out and I was like, I was like, this is all right. I personally never really took to him, but it's not,

not taking anything away from. I just didn't like, I didn't gravitate towards whatever, whatever reason. There's like someone, he's popular because of what's that gun. A stove god cooks. There's Rock Macarno,

macarano, mariano. What would you say is like, what, Give me one. We'll move on. Give me one go-to. Not an artist, but give me one go-to song. That you're like, this song's fucking dope.

Like, give me, give me something. Ah, go-to song. That's an underground song. I can't even, I can't even think of one, man. I feel like every song I listen to right now is like, it's some sort of like decent popularity. Because I've been on, like, I've listened to a bunch of thing called Brazilian funk, but it's just pretty much its base-boasted, like, very repetitive beats

that you want to dance to. and it's such silly fucking music, but I love it. I'll find a song right now. I'm listening to it over and over again and just dancing about my house and the list. Like, what the fuck is he doing? Yeah.

I want to give my guys. I'm busy listening to Swan Corps right now. Swan Corps? I think it's a real... It's called Beledo Canquiso 5-0. That's... Okay. Conquessero?

I don't know how to pronounce letters in Portuguese at all. Okay, put in the chat for me because there's no way I'm going to type any of that in. Just put in the chat for me. I'll try it later. I want to give you guys a deep cut. This guy, I think he was on hip hop Excel, so he was supposed to be fucking, he was supposed to blow up. But he didn't.

And forgive me if I'm saying his name wrong. It looks like day jack with like D-A-Y-E, but I think it's die-A-jack. I'm not sure. Di-Jak, yeah, no Di-Jac is. So, but he fucking fell off immediately when he was like, he was on like fucking, like you said, Oh, he was like in the freshman, like, oh, this guy is going to be in the new class. Big potential. He has a song called Hello World.

Guys, look that one up. You're looking for some underground shit or something a little obscure? Probably one of my favorite songs that come out in, like, the past, like, decade or something that I was like, oh, this guy is going to be, this guy is going to be, like, really fucking big. And then it didn't happen. It just didn't happen. He fucking, he fell off the face of the earth. whatever that's the name of the song

what's the name of the song let's the name of the song Louis Z it's garbage this song is stupid as bricks but it's so fucking catchy it's so fucking you okay do you know the guy

Toby noigwee I don't know if how to say his last name Toby no wig yeah okay think I was like that I just wanted to see if you knew that guy because I never knew how to

I never caught him saying his name I said his last name where Way. Okay. All right. That guy's also dope, too. He has a song called I'm dope that I really like. He hits some popularity a little bit. He's kind of bigger now, though. Yeah, you're right. I like him a lot, so he makes really good song. He made a song with a group called, um.

Oh, so Toby, Toby, T-O-B-E, and then N-W-I-G-W-E, like N-W-I-G-W-E or something. And, uh, call him Thomas. He has a song called I'm dope that I heard on NBA 2K-20, like, of all places. And I was like, hey, this is kind of dope. find good, sometimes you find good music from video games. It's, uh, actually, uh, actually, put me on some Tyler,

create a fire shit, bro, I was like, damn. GTA 4 was big. Honestly, the remedy games are really good. Like, like, uh, I don't know if Max Payne does it, but like, I know like, uh, quantum break and Alan Wake and Alan Wake 2 and control both do it. Or are they both. I just said like five things.

Um, they all do it. But anyway. Let's move on to, uh, Ballito I listen to a little bit It sounds like fucking Jokester music man It sounds like something like a

It sounds insane I'm not gonna deny what it is It's fucking It's just noise It sounds like something Betty would Would beat up the chosen one to in Kung Pao It sounds fucking ridiculous It sounds good though

It sounds good man I guess just stupidest sin. Are you like, you're, you don't, you don't actually like sit down and listen to this though, right? I listen to it and I'm like, when I'm like fucking like taking a shower or somebody to get hyped up if I'm doing something. Like when I'm trying to hype myself up, I listen to random shit like that. Honestly, it's, it's noise.

It's literally. Baile do Coquiero 5.0 slow to reverb. And I got to say, this is a, this is a step. This is like one degree removed from fucking night. man like this is like this it it's the opposite direction it's the opposite direction but it's the same level of just like fucking absurdity

it's absurd it's definitely not music that I'm like oh this is like fucking art all right I'm trying to find this group yeah let's move on let's move on

let's see let's see let's see let's see using my cum is syrup at Waffle House wrote in he says hey there my gooners wow let's say that every time you jacked off one giant hog-sized sperm would shoot out and you'd have to kill it each time. Would you still beat your meat? No, if I had to kill it, like what?

I don't want to do that each time I beat off. That's crazy. Let's put it in a more believable context. Let's say we're all single and we don't have, let's say we don't have a partner. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram,500 Big Horn crew cab, four by four for 369 a month, for 39 months, with 4,000 99 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra. No security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I would probably just get my, uh, my, uh... Okay. I found a group I was talking about. Sorry to interrupt you guys. I probably just got my balls. Contra. Contra. Coast Contra is a group. Yeah.

Coast Contra is talking about. Of course, I'm not killing a giant sperm that plop out of my dick and flopped on the floor. That's disgusting and terrifying. Imagine being the first time you explored yourself as a child as a young man. And then that happened. No, no, no. Let's say. Comeg dog comes out.

Let's say, hypothetically speaking, for the sake of argument, it's never been a problem until now. Some kids somewhere found the Dragon Balls and he was like, you know what, Shenron? I wish that from now on... I wish nobody had one big come. I wish that from now on, every time somebody came, every time a guy came, he had, it was a big dog-sized sperm and he had to kill it. And then the dragon balls dispersed. You know what I just happened now. They would severely hurt their girlfriends.

No, no, no, no. You don't understand. This is only, only when, only when you're jacking off. Let's say, let's say every time you jacked off. Only jacking off, yeah. So it's like sinful. It's like sinful. You know the undercover game, right?

You know, undercover game, you're jacking it, you come. Something pops out of your dick and wring around under the covers. You're freaking out, you're screaming. You're trying to get from under the covers. It's touching you and shit like that. You're like, yeah, yeah. You flip the cover over. And it's just this big fucking floppy sperm slapping all around your bed.

You're just like, oh, my God. So this is magic. And so, for example, would it still happen if I cut my balls off and I have no sperm? Yeah. So see, like, in that case, I'm not jacking off anymore. That's just not going to happen. I can't deal with that, dude. There's no way.

Not so much a pee-ho. That's going to fuck your pee-ho up. If that's like blasting through your pit, a dog-sized cum is fucking stretching out your ureth. Well, let's say it works out, but it grows. Yeah, yeah, let's say, for the sake of argument, let's say it, like, it comes out kind of like a symbiote almost, where it just kind of like pools, it pools together and then it, like, it flubbers. together into like a dog. I definitely would do it. It's aggressive, right? It's, it's...

See, that's the thing. Like, that's the part that... Yeah, that's the part that I don't want to deal with. I don't want to deal with putting down the cum dog afterwards. That's kind of like, it's a lot. Yeah, especially if it, like, can look up at you and with, like, it's sad, come... You know how, like, some dogs have, like, really sad puppy dog eyes?

Like, if it had, like, really, like, really empathetic, sad cum dog eyes, like, I don't... Like, I don't know if I'd be able to... Oh, God, you're making me want to kill it even more. Like, what if it's like... It all looks like coming except for the eyes, bro. It all looks like coming except for the eyes. And then it goes...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're approaching it with like a machete or something. And then he goes, ab-a-ab-a-a-oh. Okay. That's crazy. You're not helping. See, if it's doing that, I'm probably going to easily kill it. Nobody's trying to explain.

He's just trying to explain the situation to you. You're making me, like, not one of the sexual anymore. That would be, I mean, there's... You're making me like, oh, that's really disgusting. There's no chance. I'm never doing that again. If it happens once, there's no chance I'm doing that again. There's absolutely no chance.

I think I would do it less. I would probably do it like maybe like, maybe once a week. Because part of me is like, well, this is kind of good exercise in some way. Because it's like, I'm not really that active anymore. Like since I stopped doing like the boxing training. So it's like, maybe it's like, maybe it's something where it's like, okay, I can, I can jerk off. And then instead of feeling immediately like sinful and shameful. and bad. I can take my

frustrations out of this creature. I got over that shit years ago. No, of course not. I've literally never felt that one time. I've never felt. I used to when I was younger when I was going to church and shit, I was like, oh man, I'm fucking bad. I just never believe them. I was like, I'm sorry. I was like, what fucking entity would make something feel this good and supposed to be bad? That's so stupid. That is so fucking stupid. There's no way that this can be bad. Like, it's definitely really stupid now that I think about it's like, oh my God. My

invisible ghost family's looking at me touch my penis. Oh no, I'm such a bad first time. That's the weirdest. And then I was just like, I don't care no more. That's the weirdest aspect of it to me is that like, why would your family be watching you? Like, why, if I was a ghost, under no circumstances, under no circumstances, am I going to watch my ancestors beat off and then like judge them.

My boy's stroking. I'd be like, my boy stroking. Let's go. You're going to go watch celebrities beat off. You're going to go watch fucking, uh, Sydney, Sweeney, go play with their tits. in the shower or something. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, it's like, I'm not going to break my time

with my family. Absolutely, absolutely would, would, would be there. You're supposed to be watching your, prime me out of that place. You're supposed to be watching your nephew, Jack off, stop.

What are you doing? What am I doing? What are you watching? Let's be his dick, not in the mood right now. God's all mad. He's, like, furious that you're watching Sidney, like, fucking play with their tits instead of watching your fucking 10-year-old

cousin Jack off. He's like so angry. what are you doing you're supposed to shame on your lineage what are you doing and I'd give back to what I'm

shut of king Jew you shove him you fucking shut Only my homie Can call me that Audacity of somebody talking to the divine one like that is crazy

Shut up I want to shove it make him like stumble over he like he falls over a table Like he's all embarrassed Everyone's laughing at him Cracks his head immediately Immediately

Everyone's laughing at God. You embarrass God so distinctly. It's like, what you gay? You little bitch. Fuck out of you. You push God over a fucking, a kitchen. You push him over a fucking living room table. He stumbles, hits his head, cracks his shit, bleeds the death.

You just killed God. He stumbles, he stumbles back in such a huge. way, too. Like, he, like, july, like, like, like, like,

he, like, like he genuinely, like, he gets caught on his fucking robe. You know, just, like, slips and shit.

He slips on his robe. It's a juicy sound. It's a juicy sound when he hits his head, too, and you're like, ooh, you know that's not a good one. The moment he hits his head,

it sounds really wet. There's a scene. There's a seed. It cuts to, It cuts to earlier that day, and he's meeting with his tailor, and he's like, I really think this robe is a little too long. I feel like I'm going to slip and hurt myself. He's like, no, God, it'll be fine.

You're like the divine one. That's fine. Not, not, you're good. You're straight. God, remember? 50 bucks. You're straight, God. You're straight.

It's like, that's not a, yeah, but like, maybe it's a little too long. It's like, nah, God. Trust me. You're good. Then he's just like, God. He's bleeding out. I do like the idea of God. God dying in like a mundane way.

Busting his head opens hilarious. It was like that story we used to have where it was like, what is it? The body of God found on fucking Fifth Avenue and ninth. Oh, yeah. And just everybody understands. The body of God are, this is the, everyone is like, everyone can look at it like, that's God. Like everyone knows deep in your being like, yo, that's God. Who did this?

In the world, the reality starts falling apart. if someone killed God. Yeah. Like dogs start walking upright. Hello, I'm a dog. It's like that glitch. I'm a dog. It's like that.

It's like that glitch in the Sims where like, do you know what I'm talking about the dog glitch of the Sims? Where like the dog like, so there's a glitch in the Sims. It's like a really famous one. It's a really cursed one. But if a dog has to go, like if a dog is trapped in a pool or something, it'll climb the ladder, but it'll like, it'll take like the model. of the dog will assume the form of a person

just for the animation. So the animation will work. There's so many great... I wonder if there's like compilation. Dog Sims glitch. There's so many great. Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals, Well qualified current FCA lessees,

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I love that. I love that. Yeah, because you can hug. Oh, this is a great one.

Yeah, so if you Google that the friend, it's hugging a dog in the Sims. So look at this. Here you go. I put it in the chat right now. If anybody's curious, you can Google this. It's on YouTube. It's like a nine second video, but it's...

What in tarnation? What in tarnation? Derek, can we please put this in? Of course. We have to put this in. How it turns back into a dog at the end is so perfect, too. Imagine seeing that. Imagine seeing that through the window and you run in and try to help your kid and it's a dog again.

you're like Did I see that? That's incredible See that's the thing It's like do you then Do you assume you've gone crazy This feeds back into the beginning What did the dog just do

It gave me a hug How did it give you a hug? It gave me a hug What do you mean? It just gave me a hug Nothing out of the usual mom It hugs like It always hugs me

It's like It hugs me like it always Like I hug you Or like dogs hug you It's like mean like a hug all right you're trying to have to freak out

your kid I've watched it like five times that's nuts his head goes fucking like upside down it's head he goes in itself and then down oh wow

this isn't uh so papa jesus wrote and he says hey hey hey boys this one's mostly for sweet but you all know that MF Doom is actually English I just found that out recently as well as the fact that he never even got

his US citizenship despite living here most of his life I didn't know that actually at all I didn't know that last That barely counts. Like, he technically is from the same way as, what's his name? The UK. Who's the dude born in Zone 6?

Or who reps Zone 6? Thank you. It's the same as him, right? It's like the same kind of situation. It's a Caribbean person thing, man. If you're like Afro-Caribbean, a lot of people are born in the UK or in Jamaica or X, Y, and Z, and they go somewhere else and live that other place their whole lives. That's what it is.

So what 21 is. It barely counts. He is, but like, To me, I would rep the fuck out. Like, I would totally, I'd have red coats. I would totally be, I would be, I would be, I would totally. The idea of you reppping a red coat is insane. I would terrorize Americans.

Nobody reps red coats, even them. I would terrorize Americans, dude. I would do so much. I would walk out my fucking rifle flipping and everything like that walking in a straight line. I mean, fucking just, just like, you know, just hitting people with the butt of the gun, just busting their jaws open and shit. making the pay me taxes I would just do so much bullshit and put on one of those stupid fucking wigs

I should I should buy one of those those powdered wigs yeah I should buy a fucking powdered wig when I start if I start balding I'm gonna really rock the powder wig hard I'm gonna like actually rock it for real it's too late man I think you're too old for like your hair is not gonna change

you never know it might it might start happening we'll keep aware no you do know it's yeah it's usually around like 26 years old If you haven't fucking, your hairline hasn't receded at all, you're good. You never know, dude. You never know. You do know.

You see the next episode. I look amazing. You can't just say you never know for things that we, you can't just say you never know for things that we know for sure. Like it's insane. We don't know anything for sure. We assume, dude. That's true.

We know for sure. Unless you're like a Vern Troier type fucking abalgamation. You have a theory right now. Right? You have a really strong theory. Often it's been proven right. It's not universal law yet. That is true.

That is a true statement. That's how those words work. Tucker Carlson, you fucking twat. That's how those words work. Tell you what. I'm hoping. Tell you what, if you lose, if you go bald,

I bet you two million dollars that you will not go bald. I'm not betting some million dollars. I'm not doing that. Why not? You never know. And I don't know and you don't know, but I don't know enough.

I know, no, I know. That's why I'm willing to bet that amount of money. I don't know enough. I don't know. What about stress baldness? What about if we, what about if we, that would happen by now. That's what happened by now, bro. We take you to G-bay and we fucking, like, we waterboard you every day, you know, for like years. You know, for like years to himself. And you wake up and my hair is, my hair is thicker in fact. Your fucking hair light is it meets your eyebrows. You know what meets your fucking eyebrows. Like, like, like, like, like, like, Mark. as Phoenix. It's right here. He's like, what's happening?

This is really weird. My hair's growing. I start sprouting hairs out of here. The idea is my sprouting hair off their forehead. It's crazy. Did you see those skinned? Book of World Record guys? There were some guys like that that had hair all over their fucking face.

I was like, is this real? I always felt like it was fake, but I don't know, man. It just grew everywhere where it shouldn't grow. It was fucking. gross. I remember seeing a thing in one of those books about how a guy who could, there was a guy who could control his hair or something. Like he had like,

he could like bend. No, I know. But like I remember seeing that in like a fucking in a Guinness Book of Wall Records where it's like he could bend his hair like like on a, like almost like he could like do that with it. And I'm like, you can't fucking do that.

Even as a kid I didn't. I was like, what the fucking talking about? That's so, that is so stupid. It's unbelievable actually. You can get in those dumb ass books for fucking 80 reason, I guess. Yeah.

You know how crazy I pissed myself today? You control your hair. If you cut someone's hair off, then you just have to have nerves there. You know how much damage you would do to him cutting his hair? He would die from like shock if he would tell him how to cut his hair off. That would be kind of insane. He'd be like, ah. He just said his head and he's like screaming bloody murder.

You're like, yeah. Dude, he would use the one or the two. And he didn't shave his shit down. That would be fucking crazy. You'd just let your hair grow up forever. Because the agony Fated, he dies Cutting your hair off

Only you got to get a surgery Well, you got to get like anesthesia You gotta be fucking put under To get your hair cut That'd be fucking nuts How did cavemen How did cavemen cut their fingernails They just bite them off?

Probably Yeah, very likely Yeah I fucking hate body my nails, man I get this weird food Cavemen suck How did we survive? I really think about it

I'm like how the fuck do we make it Luck We respect all our things out Lizards dying out. It's really luck. It's real luck, or is that sky nigger, dog? It's that one nigga that wanted us to watch our nephews beat off.

You know, he just wanted to make sure that he kept us alive. And then we kept games like, I had my big dinosaurs, so we sent him a meteorite. We didn't get hurt. The dinosaurs got it because it was a holy meteorite. Yeah, it was a holy meteor right. It was only 4,000 years ago. Yeah.

How long, how, guys, genuine question. How long did you ever think that dinosaurs and people roam the earth at the same time? No. And how long did you think that? I definitely thought that for a while because I would go to the museum of natural history and they would have them next to each other. I was like, well, the museum wouldn't lie to me. Yeah. I was wondering like Lost.

Have you guys seen Lost World that show that was on like Channel 11 a long time ago in like the late 90s, early 2000s? No, sure. I remember. Or land of the loss It's probably land of the loss Yeah We're like this professor It's like

It's like rag tag group Go through this portal It end up in like The prehistoric world Now have to find like prehistoric monsters Like that I thought that was real Because that's when I kept seeing

I kept seeing like humans And dinosaurs together And then there was a show called Dinotopia That came out for a while So that was on ABC It was like a short series I don't know that one I guess

I guess Dino humans were together And then eventually I found It's like way out of humans And I was like oh okay cool And never watched it again It didn't bother anymore. I was like, okay, cool.

Yeah, I never... Yeah. Yeah. I was, as a kid, I mean, who the fuck isn't fascinated by dinosaurs? I knew every thing that I could find on dinosaurs I, I autistically looked up in... I knew right away that humans weren't that because there was never like anything that would talk about that, like them and coexisting together, like when I would try to be absorbing information or whatever, knowledge.

Oh. What's crazy is that dinosaurs are so much scarier sounding I forgot Than we gave it because like the way they um Steven Spielberg did it was like all they did they like Of course they're like roaring stuff Now we talk about dinosaurs it sounds like A demon is gonna eat you

You just sound like you hear like clicking sounds And it like Someone using a lawnmower but in reverse The sounds going in it Instead of out of it Yeah it sounds like Oh it's a T-Rex I don't know

It's like a little monkey. What do you mean? You sound like a small monkey. Oh my god, look at that fucking T-Rex is so huge. No, it goes, it goes, uh, it turns around, it turns, it turns to the camera, it goes like, I can't take the camera goes, yeah,

my T-X, eh, yeah. And then that's that's how T-Rex used to sound. Wow. I want to see a T-Rex pick a person up with its little hands. I want to see grab a person with his little hands. I completely forgot that T-Rex just spoke English until I just remember right now. you're right I remember reading in a in a T-Rex encyclopedia there's an encyclopedia A to Z on T-Rexes and I remember

yeah yeah in the E part of it it was like oh yeah English I was like oh that's right that's all it says it just says English and it nothing else because I remember because I remember watching watching like movies about dinosaurs and then it would say every time the dinosaur would roar it would say on the subtitles it would say on the subtitles it would say roar parentheses english and that's how i knew the terect is that's real if you're speaking spanish you have no clue what it's saying yeah you have no idea you can't hear it if you speak spanish in fact it's entirely it's entirely silent but dude i forgot to mention this the uh the um this isn't funny but we'd be remiss not to talk about i mean part of it is in a dark way

But there was that guy in New York who emblazoned himself. He set himself on fire outside of the Trump thing. He tried to set himself on fire. He was generally protesting how the powers to be are fucking everything up, which I generally don't disagree with, to be honest. But he lit himself on fire outside of the Trump trial. And then a bunch of people came. Right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals,

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. and put him out. Did they? They put this guy out. And he's in critical condition now. Oh. I'm pretty sure he's dead. I think he was in critical.

Hold on. Let me see. I'm pretty sure he's dead now. Trump. I mean, I hope. Good Lord. I mean, usually that's what happens when you don't die right away

from engulfing yourself. You die a little bit later. That's usually what happens. No, but this was like a day later that he was like, Like in credit, like way, way later. Total disability. French shocked by man,

sent him a son of a fire says he was trouble. Is there no information on whether or not this guy's dead? There should definitely be with it. Hold on. He's in the floor, bro. Trump fired. Maybe if I Google died. Max Ezrello's conspiracy theories led to self-immolate three days ago, two days ago.

Many of seven fires. Okay, yeah, okay, he died. Thank God. Jesus Christ. That makes sense. I'd be like, if he's still alive, I'm like, this guy's superhuman. We need to study him.

now because I saw how long he was on fire for it I'm like you don't survive that dude you know if I get survived that why you got why did you put him out dude like don't put him out like he's you see him like with all due respect you see a guy engulfed in flames you give it like

20 minutes before you put that guy out I think 20 minutes you really make sure because like you don't want like because who the fuck wants to be saved at that point do you want to do you want to be walking around like a like a like a like a candle Like a milked grocery in a way

Like a well-booked rotisserie chicken Unfortunately Putting out fires is ingrained in our DNA So like that is something that it's hard to just You can't just watch something burn That you know that shouldn't be on fire Because like even like a lot of animals In Animal Kingdom

Will try to put fires out Because it's like I know what this thing does Yes I get enamored by fire a little bit Like when it's like when it's burning When it's like really burning I'm like well

Wait you're you're You're broken, first of all. But you wouldn't, if there was a fire in your vicinity, right? Like, say something's on fire in your home, you wouldn't just stand there in awe at it. You'd be, oh, oh. Like, no, no, no. Well, maybe, I guess maybe my sense to protect my home and the people I'm around would kick in to stop it. Right.

But like, if I'm watching, like, there's a fucking hay bale on fire. I'm like, ah. Yeah, and if it was nowhere near you. Watch, I'm like, ah. If it was nowhere near you, it would be of no concern to you. but if it was in your vicinity that you feel like it could be a threat to your home or your environment or to your well or to your being right itself knowing that like this thing i think i think you probably i think i've gotten the spectacle out of it programmed out of me now you know i used to first i would just

like ah yeah i'm gonna test it like freaking jet set sam like jet stream sam when he's watching fucking um ride and fight he's like ah yeah i'm gonna go to your house i'm gonna go to your house uh i'm gonna go to go to go to your house and set your computer on fire in the middle of the night and then wake you and see how you react. I'm like, why, dude? Why? I would shoot you and know it's used to. And I'm like,

ah, dude, I shot some guy and I broke into my house. I don't know who it was. And then Chris has a bullet wood. I'm like, did you get shot last night too? It's crazy. I shot someone last night. Like, so, Maxwell Azarello.

What? That an artist? I didn't know. The guy that fucking, I mean, you know, self-immolation. Well, I guess you can say, technically. Stop. Stop it.

He's really hurt. With all the girls, man. He's not hurt no more. Yeah, so what was he? I didn't, so I didn't look into it. What was he, was he, everyone's called him conspiracy theorist. Yeah.

What was his, what side was he on? Like, what did you capture from that? It seemed, I don't even think I got like a general. side from him. It just kind of seemed like general, like a genuine discontent with like, um,

just global, like world governments being completely incompetent. Hold on. I, I, I, I, I,

that's, that's remember what I was, that's remember what I was saying. See, the thing from that, though, it comes from, it comes from a side with like,

oh, no, for sure. I'm not saying it, I'm not saying it doesn't. I'm saying I didn't get a good read on like what side it was from. Okay. I just wonder, I wonder,

wonder if that information's available because I like was he did he think did he think Donald Trump was part of the machine or did he think that this is an injustice that Donald Trump's trying to take down the machine and they're trying to take down Donald Trump because that's usually the two fucking like sides of a of you Donnie of the he's like I need to bring police police said that his driver's license showed that he was born in 1987 and he was native of St. Augustine Florida a registered Democrat he attended the University of North Carolina, blah,

blah, blah, uh, described, uh, what the, yeah, what,

he was super curious about social justice in the way, he was, he was super curious about social justice and the way things could be,

uh, blah, blah, blah, blah, but, but, blah,

but, but, looking through this. Yeah, I, I don't know. It seems he might have leaned left,

I think, but I don't really know. I'm not getting a, a clear fucking... He left a manifesto, I know that. Oh, his beliefs. Oh, okay. Azarillo had a long history of posting conspiracy theories and railing against the rich

and powerful, according to the NYPD officials who had began to comb through a social media protests or posts. His lengthy substack posts called out a string of people, social media companies and institutions. He also labeled the COVID-19 pandemic as an economic doomsday device. In the document, Azarillo says an act of self-immolation was an extreme act of protest, Yeah, I have, I don't really know. Well, that, uh, the COVID-19 thing is a little bit of a hint, I would say. Kind of, but like, it's not necessarily false.

Because that did kind of fuck up a lot. I have a set up a lot in a way that it always would happen because naturally an epidemic would do that. I think the guy was reading into it as like, it's a doomsay device. When you're saying, a doomsay device, that's something that was done. A doomsday device is... Is used to create Doomsday. Is manmade? It's a device.

Well, that's not... It is... It was. That's kind of... That's kind of the thing about it where it's like... It was... Like, not the pandemic itself, but like the virus. Right?

That's pretty like... Because it came out of the fucking last. I haven't contested that it was manmade. Well, so that's not... That has not... That is... Look, it, I will say to myself... CBC, what you're doing?

I would say to myself that I believe that it probably came from a lab in Wuhan, but that's still not the official actually what if you just listen to the actual evidence, they're saying no. And I don't know if I believe that. But my thing is either way, because this is, I guess my beef is, why does it actually, like what is the point of lying? Like when I really think about it, it would have happened either way. I think there's a huge point of lying.

like the huge point what would have so if if china was like oh we did it my bad what would happen to china a lot of countries would be very furious that a lot of citizens got killed because they're negligence but what would happen to china my question is what would happen to china would people stop trading with them huh would people stop trading with china the thing and the thing is that america wouldn't because we're already we're already sucking on their navel but other countries would change is optics but nothing yeah but business doesn't give a fuck about any of that shit. The world's going to keep turning in the same way.

It doesn't matter. Yeah, but there's still not going to be honest. Just because China is notorious for lying and hiding all sorts of shit. Everybody is. Right, but specifically, like, it doesn't really matter how it comes across necessarily, but it's still, it behooves you to have a better reputation than you otherwise would have anyway, even if it won't materially affect you in any real way. Like, it just, it behooves you to just be looked upon a little bit less evil than you actually

are. That would be my assumption is that like we're not going to tell them we fucking engineered this shit. That's crazy. We're just going to say the whole thing is shit happened and it got out. Even if it was engine. It would be, you would want to lie about it if you did it on purpose. An accident is you know, what I'm saying is

optically. Yeah, yeah. I'm just saying optically, if you did something on accident, no matter how horrible it is to society, it's always forgivable because it was a fucking mistake. Even when people hit people with cars and kill people or whatever the fuck happens,

people aren't nearly as upset. And then if there was intentionally you kill somebody, you murdered somebody. I disagree a little bit. I disagree a little bit. Like, you're, you're right. That an accident would be an accident, right?

But the idea is that like, what the fuck are they doing making something like that and testing something like that? And then why would they let something like that dangerous? First of all, what were they trying to create? And then how the fuck would they let that shit get out? Right.

So the incompetency, like, that's the one thing. It would be very, it would be, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it wouldn't change that in a way the world like, oh, war on China. Everybody's on China probably. But it'd be like, what the fuck are you guys doing over there? Like, what? Well, see, like in, in my, so it's just, the way that the world works, unfortunately right now, with the insane injustices we have, that, that have just been wrought throughout time itself. There is no justice. Like, it's just, it's just, it's just business. It's just commerce. Things are going to keep going. So, so. You can be as mad as you want. And I feel like, like I say, when we just look at, we're looking at an active potential, we look at an ethnic cleansing. We're, we are right now watching it happen. And there are people protesting the streets, but the vast majority of people are not.

The vast majority of people will not do anything. They know their taxes are going to these bombs that are slaughtering children, and they will do fuck all about it. So even if China was like, we did this because you guys suck dick. People would be upset, but they would do nothing. nothing about it. I disagree that. And the reason why...

To that degree, I disagree, but what you're saying is true. Like, if it came about to happen, it'd be like, it just happened. Yes, I agree. Do you think the people that are, that have that hold all the power and wealth in this country, they give, they're safe. They're fine. I think, I agree. But I would say, I would think that America, we owe them so much money that any chance we got

to look good and not give those niggas back the money, we would jump on that fucking He'd be like, yeah, they're bad now. But why would that, why would bad optics stop the business aspect of our dealings with them? Well, the thing is that the bad optics will be a chance for us to just not give them back to money. So I found some information, actually. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26. Ram,500 Big Horn crew cab, four by four for $3.69 a month for 39 months, with $4,00099 due at signing.

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largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Let's go. About this guy. So it says he identified, okay, he seems not to be identified with any political party and said Azarello claims the U.S. is a secret kleptocracy. made up of Republicans and Democrats who are pretending to be rivals. And there was... He's a libertarian. Okay, Azarello, who described himself as an investigative researcher on the post, wrote a manifesto that his extreme active protest was meant to draw attention to an urgent

and important discovery that involves Trump only tangentially, claiming that the crypto... claiming that cryptocurrency is a Ponzi scheme run by the world's wealthiest people and powerful figures in government. We are the victims of a totalitarian con, and our own government, along with many of their allies, is about to hit us with an apocalyptic, fascist World coup, Azarello wrote. These claims sound like fantastical conspiracy theory, but they are not.

They are proof of a conspiracy. Yeah, so just it seems kind of... It's just vague bullshit. It's very vague. Our government is conning us completely. He wrote, Bill Clinton was secretly on former CIA director, George H.W. Bush's side. The Democrats v. Republican Division has been entirely manufactured ever since Clinton...

Ever since Clinton is with Bush, Gore is with Bush, Trump is with Hillary, and so on. Okay, so he's like completely just disillusioned. As it turns out we have a secret kleptocracy. Both parties are run by financial criminals whose only goals are to divide, deceive, and bleed us dry. They divide the public against itself and blame other parties. Yeah, it's, I don't disagree with it, but I wouldn't have killed myself to say this.

I disagree with a lot of it. People like this give players like Hillary Clinton or Bill or anything. They give them too much credit where it's actually, the way that these things work is way simpler than a lot of these people like to make it out to be where it's literally just oh people that have a lot of money give a lot of money to these people that are in power

to do the bidding for them it's fucking simple yeah yeah if you took the money out of politics shit would be in like un it would be in like utopian shit that we it would be unrecognizable in a way that you couldn't lobby you couldn't like say have the corporations

do what they do. Convince people to be against unions, which is the funniest fucking thing. It is the biggest joke in the universe to me. But you have enough power and influence to condition people to accept garbage through money. And it's just so they can rate. So a Bezos could

have hundreds of billions of dollars. A one man could have like that is so funny like to even think about that concept. But do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? You know what I mean where like, I was looking through, I remember looking through this, like, a couple days ago when it happened.

I was like, I can't get a fucking read on where this guy is at all. Right. Like, it feels very fucking, I don't know. I don't know if it matters necessarily, but like, I couldn't figure it out. I have a hard left. I have a hard left turn for you guys. Wait, finish your, finish your story about this. No, that's it.

That's it. Go ahead. Okay. So, remember a very few episodes ago, right? quite of episodes ago there was this thing where Derek said that he thinks he could out fight a wolf

by himself with his bare hands I was a long time ago yeah it was a while ago yeah I found a video of this regular like five foot six woman beside a wolf this is probably a particularly big one yes I know you could not

out fight this so we went through the average size of a wolf on that episode too which I know you obviously don't remember because you wouldn't even be bringing this up because they're probably a Because I remember the scale, like the scale I remember. No, the average size of a wolf is small, and I could beat the fuck out of one. Yeah. Well, they're not small.

They're bigger than Shepherds. That's not small. I would be, I would say, I would be the fuck out of most dogs. Like, I think you would, I think you would be, you're not beating this. I don't think, I don't think you could be the wolf anymore. I think it back more so. I've always loved wrestling, like, big dogs. It was like one of my favorite things to do.

And as even, like, say, a younger person that wasn't that strong, dogs are fucking strong, but I would still, you know, like, even with their. weight and their momentum, it wasn't that hard to deal with because they weren't a full-sized fucking human that weighed upwards of 200 pounds. Like, it's just stupid to think that you can't in a life or death situation not deal with one dog, even if it just bites you and as it bites you, now its mouth is completely subdued and now I can have my way with it. You got to think of it in those ways.

If it bit you, right, if it bit you, right? Because I understand the idea if it bites you, because I've been bit by dogs before. and if they bite you in a place that matters anywhere, you're in a bad spot. Because if it bites you in your throat or up in this area, over here, you're in a bad spot. And if it bites in a place where there's a lot of flesh

or bones to bite and crush, granted, they've never, they've never been, I've never been crushed the bone of mine. Like, I've been bit by, like,

I got bit by a pit one time on my leg and it hurt like fuck, but I was still like able to do shit. It didn't like pierce my bone, or shit like that. But I don't think you could do it till a, wolf. I really don't think you could kill a wolf. I think you just giving you put a I think you have a chance. I think it's

not, sorry, sorry, sorry. I don't think it's impossible, but I think it's definitely not in your favorite. That's why I'm sorry. This is why I carry, I carry hot sauce everywhere I go with me specifically for, in case of a idea of throwing hot sauce in a wolf's eyes

is crazy. That's what, that's what I do. I would blind the wolf with hot sauce and then it would thumb it, I would thumb its eyes away. Yeah. idea of somebody breaking a hot sauce container and just spitting it in a wolf's

eyes is wild I think it's only the fact that people don't know how to strategize for this fight it's just like go for the eyes and then you're good like literally even if you're also very frightened right It can still kill you though But like

I think people are very People are very Um People are very afraid and they can't visualize Like when it comes like when fear gets in the way In the way that like say I have like and like a height phobia

and there's certain things that I can't really visualize me doing in a way that it kind of frightens me but in a way that like say if I had to fight a wolf I know that oh I'm probably gonna get bitten a lot and I'm okay with that I'm way more afraid of a gun that can just easily just end my life where I'll take my chance with a wolf any fucking day

where most likely over a gun 100% yes but see like most likely it's gonna bite me and tear my flesh which I'm not even afraid of that happening I don't want it happen. It fucking hurts. But I'm not afraid of getting my flesh because it's happened before. I know what it feels like. I've been a lot of things.

I've have a lot of scars. And also, one thing that people always forget, I guess people that don't get in scraps. And you should know, adrenaline takes over. And in the beginning, you don't really feel shit. Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram, 500 Big Horn crew cab, 4 by 4 for 369 a month.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com

for an office near you. You know, it's usually towards like, say, why like I say a fight, a boxing match or an MMA match or anything, why it's so difficult towards the end of it? Because you've already had your adrenaline dump and now you're feeling everything you're getting fucking hit everything that's why I'm really after round one people are slowing down. A minute around people start slowing down when they call that time and you sit there and you're like that minute you're like yeah what you're saying Chris?

The thing about finding a dog is that they're like dogs are cowards you know like dogs like you could just all you have to do is like all you really have to do is put on like a really scary ghost mask and say ooh and then they'll run away. Granted, my only experience, granted my only experience with dogs is through cartoons

in the form of like Curricy Cowderly Dog and Scooby-Doo and so far, you know, such as. But I really, I really do think, like, all you got to do is like spook it up a little bit and distract it with like a sandwich or something, and you're fine. I just, I don't, I don't view animals. You have a man going to a wolf's den

and trying to use Scooby-Doo and Courage the Cowerly Dog logic in a dead full of predator wolves is wild. I just, I know, I'm confident. I know how to deal with this, mom. The artists would not lie to me. So, like, I don't, like, I just, I don't believe that they would be. Why would they lie?

Why would they make courage such a pussy if he's not a pussy? Yeah. He goes up to a regular great day and tries to treat it like Scooby, and it bites his face. And he's like, ow. What the fuck, dude? The thing is that a wolf is about the size of a great dain. And great danes are big fucking dogs. Wolves are not the side.

What the fuck are you talking about. A gray wolf is about the size of a great dame. That ass. They're not as heavy. They're not as heavy, but they're about the same size. We already Googled the average size of a fucking wolf, and they're not the average size of a fucking great dame.

Eight inches is what the hell are you talking about. On Google. That's crazy. On Google it says eight inches. I feel like I can take that. They're about as big as Terry and Lannister, bro. Like, relax. That's crazy

What the fuck What the fuck Have they been showing us If the average wolf is the size of Tyrion, Lanister What have we been seeing? Imagine showing

My friend had a wolf And he would bring it to school Sometimes he would have it in his pocket And he would be like look at my wolf And he would like show it to people And he would sneak in his pocket Yeah it was really adorable It suffocated in his pocket one day

But that was really sad But we don't talk about that I saw one in person At Pet Supplies Plus in Fishfield New York I remember I was there Was our friend one of our friends we knew worked there. And some guy brought in a wolf dog.

And I knew it was half German shepherd. Wolf dogs were big. But it was so much bigger than a shepherd and its eyes look fuck. Wolf dogs are very big. Yeah. It was like, wolf dogs are not, you know how dogs have sort of affectionate eyes?

No. If that makes any sense to people. Like when a dog looks at you, it doesn't look at you in like a predatory way. It looks like a person, you know? Depends. The wolf was like looking at us like,

I'll eat any you niggas right now. Like, I'll eat one of y'all. Like, every dog I've ever had. Like, what are you're like, limp? It's like having a bad owner. It's like having a bad owner. Every dog I've ever had. A dumb ideas to have.

Every dog I've ever had has looked at me like a predator would look at it. Like, every dog I've ever had looked at me. That's crazy. Every dog I've ever had has looked at me the same way Harvey Weinstein looked at many of his associates. It's a pretty, it was a pretty dire. Yeah, yeah. They had really malicious thoughts. in their eyes

and they're trying to take you down. Chris, your dog is so tiny. I can imagine your dog like licking its lips and looking at you like you walk in the house and you're just looking at it back and it's just like

yeah, he's a little too strong right now. It's really jarring seeing my dog. A little too strong right now. It's really jarring seeing my dog gray. Salivating. Like the hair where the hair is like gray

and it's like oh it's fucking so weird because I remember I remember when she was like the size of like my palm and she would like sleep here? Like in between my jaw? Well, yeah, yeah. I mean, she had white hair anyway, like, from a long ass time ago, but like she's, well, she's like, she was born in like 2015 or 2016, I think. So, she's about 10 years now. Yeah. Well, almost about, she's like seven or eight. She's probably got another. I lost my dog ass when it was 13. This hardest experience in my life, dude. So far.

Do a pro tip, man. Pro tip for keeping dogs or animals alive a lot longer to give them. Because people don't usually do it, but you give them purified water, you give them real food, and then you exercise them regularly. And then they'll live. As soon as I left my dog because I was exercising anymore. No one's walking every day like I used to. They'll live almost twice as long if you do that. The data's out there. And it's kind of fascinating when I started to see that.

I was like, holy shit. Don't feed your dog Perina and shit. Don't feed your dog. Do not feed your dogs that shit. Granted, it is expensive as fuck to give dogs good food. Because my grandma would buy good food for my... She'd buy like kangaroo meat, like good bison for my dog, and that shit is wildly expensive.

But it keeps the dog alive much longer. You don't have to give a kangaroo being a bison. Like, that shit's... My grandma would buy really good food for the dog. She'd be like... See, I give my dog... I give my dog Coca-Cola and... Because my grandmother loved a dog.

It was one of my family members. That's crazy. Raisin-hats to Coquito. That dog has the worst bones ever right now. It's just like... It's fucking spikes coming out of its fucking bones. It's just like... Yeah, yeah.

I don't know. Coca-Cola's like... It looks a little bit like... It looks a little bit like those things for the last of us right now. But like, I think she's getting... She's on the bend. She's all right.

Yeah, she's all right. Yeah, she's all right. Just get more Coca-Cola. And she'll fix it. It's keeping the zero, Coke zero. You got to switch, man. That's crazy. We tried to switch to

Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew. That is so insane. That is so red. If you want, yeah, Code Red, Mountain Dew, Cord Red. Our advice to you, our official Star Tank advice to you guys, if you want to keep your dog alive really, really long, never give it water ever. Water is actually like, there's a big scam going on with water.

Do not listen to the big water companies like Poland Spring Arrowhead elsewhere. Smart Water, whatever. DG, whatever. whatever the fuck that Go to Big water Trust Mountain Dew Yeah big water is out to get you

Trust Mountain Dew Code Red Only Don't do the green Don't do any other flavor It's specifically Mountain Dew Code Red And as for food You can only rely on

Raisinettes Um You can You Uh Had those marshmallow Peanuts Raisinette and ham and cheese

Hot Pockets Yeah The worst hot pocket No because they can't have meat They can't have me. That's also like a big conspiracy too. It's like you think you're helping your dog by giving it meat. Big meat. You think you're helping your dog by giving it meat.

Dogs are not supposed to eat meat. Their teeth are actually sharp specifically so it can fit in the holes that are left in leaves by little bugs. They're actually not meat eaters at all. That's what they're for. Chris, you are killing people's animals. So listen. So what you got to do. You mean same people's animals right now.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Like they only eat pine needles.

So like if you have a pine tree, shave the pine needles off, blend it into like a farina and then give that to your dog. They will live until they are 59. This is proven. This is proven science. My dog has been in my family for generations. It hasn't moved in a very, very long time and it's very stiff. and it has a receipt on it But it's been in my family for generations

And I promise you You will not be disappointed Anyway I wonder what's gonna happen When that first dog That's gonna be like Oh this dog's lived for 48 years Pops up

It's like It's gonna be upsetting Wasn't there a cat recently Wasn't there like a 30 year old cat recently I feel like there was like something like that Something Something like that I'm like put that thing down bro

Yeah that cat's having a fucking invisible That cat The cat is like me ow You know? Miaoch. That's so stupid. Oldest cat. The world's oldest cat is 31-year-old dog.

31-year-old cat and still has... 31-year-old dog. Yeah, the oldest cat is 31 as well. So this guy's out of here pretty soon, I guess. That's upsetting. That's shit out of here, bro. This cat is as old as I am. It's still alive.

That dog's still alive. That dog's still alive, too. That's a lot, too. See, I want to... That's insanely old. I'm gonna get a tortoise and a parrot. Put it down. Well, don't put it down.

Now, doesn't see how long it's gonna make it. Tortoise? Tortoise and a parrot. Let's see how long it'll make it, you know? Like, don't put it down. And then we can live, we can coexist and we'll grow up together.

I really love parrots, but they're so fucking loud. You know how good that would be for a kid? I'd like that'd be such good for a child. If a child grow up with a dog. And I know, yeah, I've had my dog my whole life. I'd like, that'd be really good for the mental health of a person. What I'm like,

There's a guy that I went to school with who is, I think his dog died like a year ago and he's still mourning. Like, some people, like, it hits them just as hard as humans or even more. And like, he's still, he's still kind of fucked up over it. And I'm like, this is one, this is another reason why I even think about, honestly, it's more of a dog thing. Because for some reason, even though I loved my catch that I had, they feel very expendable, which is, you know, some people would be very offended. by saying that and I understand but the type of bond that you can have with the dog is just

amazing. The nature of a dog in general is just the way it's built. Yeah. It's just amazing. They need you more than a cat. Sorry. Even other people's dogs. And in that meeting you, you foster a different, you foster a closer relationship. 100% because you have to take it places, you walk

it, you know. Like a lot of people's best friends. Like people, imagine old motherfuckers that live in the woods. Their best friend is their dog. Yeah. He's not even a friend. It's like their ally. It's like, hey man, let's go get some wood together, dog. And him and the dog go, they hunt.

They eat together. They're like, all right, man, let's head back home. This feeds back into my argument, by the way. This feeds back into my argument about why zookeepers are so dangerous that you got, you shot down. They're not the same. It's the same thing. They're not beast master rangers. They are because you have a, you have a, dragon's dog, but no, they're not.

If you have a relationship with a crocodile, do you understand how far that will get you. If you could train a crocodile, it'll be like, you know how alien crocodile's minds are to us? They're lizard minds. No, but if you can train its own leg by mistake,

they'll be like, ah, fuck. You're not hearing me. Like, if you could, if you could tell your pet crocodile, I don't know, his name is fucking,

I don't know, Max Azarello or whatever. Croppy. He says, he's like, go, go to the fucking deli and pick me up a fucking slab a boar's head salami. And he goes like,

no problem, bro. And then he saunteres over to the deli, it's a crocodile. You're not going to say no to a crocodile. That's crazy. The idea of the idea of someone, like someone being able to control animals is really scary. Because they get this control bugs.

And they be like, yo, bugs. You know, why in this nigga's urethra. Fly. So stupid. Let's get out of here. Let's get the fuck out of here. Let's fly the freak out of it. It's like, let's get the fuck out of here.

Let's get the hell out of here. Thank you guys for listening to this. I don't even know what the fuck. what the fuck this episode was. But. This was supposed to be an extra ammo at first. I mean, it's turned into a regular episode.

It was, it was not supposed to be an extra ammo at first. But, uh, it's okay. Sweetie's losing his mind slowly. Selling my load. It's definitely not anymore.

That guy fumbled the back so hard. He should have pandered way harder and he could have, he would have, he would have been living like a king. That's why I respect him. True. I respect him because I, so I disrespect him because I,

so I disrespect him because I'm a little bit jealous of, me not grifting and taking that bag and being a millionaire. But at the same time, I feel like, oh, we have a connection in a way that he just couldn't live with himself if he did it. Yeah. I get it. I'm sure he's thinking about that same thing, too. He's thinking like, while he lives destitute and like scrounging for rent, I'm sure he's like, man, I didn't cash in on that trend that I had. But man, I'm sure glad Derek from the Snark Tank podcast really respects me.

At least I have that to hold on. Shout out to Derek. Thank you so much. He has to fucking come in his own mouth to eat. Shout out to Derek, man. And he finds out that I fucking completely disrespected him with that gay parody. What? You betrayed me. You betrayed me.

And then he kills himself because he thought. He's looking to come off the side of his mouth. He says himself on fire outside of a Trump trial. He says, I don't like the way that Derek said a mean thing about me in my little song. Wow. Derek was really mean. Derek from Snark Tankie betrayed my trust.

And then he just liked himself on fire and that's it. Yeah, that's it. He sings one line and then emulsifies. He's so violent, bro. And he's screaming like a fucking banshee. He's like, he's like a fucking baboon. He's screaming so loud.

Like a fucking baboon. And he's drumming his guitar. like impossible speeds he's like it on fire at all the guitar is not on fire at all the guitar is not on fire it's just in the guitar's not on fire but you can hear this you can hear it like slowly

untuning as the heat it's moving it's going to doin it it is it's so fucking funny

it's so fucking funny it's moving it's going so fast yeah It's going so fast. It's waving the flames away, like, in that specific part. People nearby are like, wow, do you hear that? The way he's, like, changing keys mid-strum, that's amazing.

Like, like, the artistry on the... That's incredible. That's amazing. He's also dying really fast. The artistry on display here is second to none. I can't believe... Ah! He's gargling on his own, like, flesh.

Oh, man. Anyway. His whole flesh is liquefying. His own flesh is liquefying. His eyeballs popped already It's so mean It's such a meat Steered and bit for no reason

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Oh my god The Home Depot That's crazy dude The home The home While he's in Blackface too He's shit all over himself.

Fred, why are he in black? He's in black because he shat on himself so much. He's rubbing it in. He's black because he shat up himself so bad. Wilma! Wilma! That's stop it, guys. That's so gross.

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I only I only know this to be fair because of that weird owl red hot chili pepper song

it's the only reason I've committed it because when I got that doggy name of Dino right I like the idea

I like the idea of Bam Bam beating of fucking beating Dino's brains out with that fucking stupid-ass mallet. He's just slamming his malon to Dino's head

his brains all over the floor. Why? Bam Bam Bam. Bam. Bam. Bam. Biam. Slaping front of the head with his fucking mallet. Bam Bam walks into the room from his bedroom and he sees he sees his dad shitting all over his own face and he's so covered in shit that he doesn't look like a real person to him. He looks like a demon and he looks like a monster, a sleeperousouser,

monster if you will. And so Bam saunters up he says bam bam bam bam bam bam and he won't stop he won't stop some one time good and wilma's like wilma's bam bam please stop that's your father please well he's getting beat it it's like all the shit bam bam can't get a good hit on him hold on you guys i gotta stop you can't get a good enough run to kill him you're fucking the lore up bam bam is uh the neighbor's son and they have pebbles is their daughter oh that's right that's right yeah Oh, Fred Flintstone is Pebbles.

They fucked and they made pebbles and pebbles is just soaking in the shit that's all over the floor And Bam Bam Bam is up. Is it Bam Bam adopted too? Actually technically actually is adopted right? I think that that's their son. Well, I mean, they're all I think they adopt Bam Bam actually.

They don't adopt. They're all, they're all adopted because the stork brings all of them. Because that's how that works. Oh, that's right. I'm pretty sure. That's right. I'm pretty sure in that in that show.

I don't think they literally like pop babies out of their fucking cavemen, gross fucking festering. and yeast riddled pussies I don't think the asses Those babies will be sick

Those will be some sick baby So yeah So Bam Bam kills Barney and Whatever the other chick's name That wears the blue All the time Betty is it?

I think it's Betty Yeah I think that's right So it kills them And then he saunteres over And then continue He saunter's over Atre front house

Yababababab Doodoo all over my face Yabababudu And he goes Yabandabadoos so much funnier than it's funny He's way too That's not funny But it's so fucking funny

Bamban just starts Fucking smashing his face open This whole scenario is so fucking Blood and shit all over the floor Yama dabbatoodle is the dumbest shit ever His legs are His legs are really open by the way Like on this couch

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Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow, Dan Morgan, from Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Yeah. It is crazy. You know, they wear those onesies, right?

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He's doing his best. He's got a good heart. Slurp and stroking, smoking, joking. Moticon's going like this. Drip M.H. Lord of homeless drip. Beating, jerking off, jacking off, masturbating, cumming, busting,

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Until my Benjamin breaks That's pretty good Oh man, you broke my Benjamin's with that. Don't like blowjobs, don't like hand jobs, don't like anal. What's next? Chris, don't like pussy? No, in fact, that's the specialty. Wage Slay 583, a sad guy from Michigan, me and the boys gagging on Goggins to let him know how we appreciate their stellar work. Also, congrats.

I really feel robbed a little bit, honestly. He could have been you, man. I feel like I really Although I'm not I'm not that short really Like I think they needed somebody who is like They needed somebody who is much short than you He's 411 You're lying

No I'm dead serious Moises Arias I swear to God Is he really that Moises Is it really that short? Let me see I mean Hold on Oh he's 5 he's 51

He's 1 He's 5 1 He's still pretty Pretty tiny That's still pretty like fucking That's a lot of You're just too tall to be a small person in film media, I think. Yeah, yeah.

That's unfortunate, dude. No, you got to put your hat in the ring, man. You got to sign up for central casting. You'll probably get a bunch of roles, man. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to fucking... Absolutely not. It's insane.

Why not? They would Google me and immediately kill me, I think. Be like, oh, who's this guy? He's on this podcast where they won't stop saying the N-word on every episode. It's like, cool, great. Fred Flintstone shitting out Would you be in a

Tyler Perry movie if they casted you? I think so just for the story Every movie I think for the story Yeah I would absolutely do that

I would be on a talent You'd be like You'd be the light skin love interest after the girl loses her husband She her dark skin husband would die

And then Chris would be The light skin love interest Yeah Yeah There you go Let's find my calling Let's look at your Wikipedia Oh God

We should dedicate An episode We should dedicate an episode to that where we go through our wikis and see, like, what's what's in there. I don't think I have one. I don't think I have one. I hope not.

We definitely have rational wikis, which is, like, more of a YouTube thing. Yeah, yeah, there's probably something smaller, but, like, I probably don't. See, yeah, Wikitubia, rational wiki. Yeah, there's, okay, so yeah, you don't have a, oh, wait, no. Oh, no, no, it says Raygun Revival. It's not, okay. I would think you would have a regular one, but, yeah. No.

It's not there. I thought, I think I did. Why is it, why is when you Google my name the first thing that comes up is this fucking ridiculous photo of me looking down at the camera from above where I look disabled? What the hell? Oh my God. Why is, look, I say, look it. So if I go to the images, I go to images and it says, so I'm Chris Raygun Wikipedia and then I click on images. and on the second row,

it's me on Dave Rubin show. Oh, really? Like, that's, yeah, there's a picture, like, why am I here? If, so it's not even, if you just type in, like, on Google, Chris Reagan on Wikipedia, and then I just went to images. And, like, there's no, it's like it should be able to decide, like, I shouldn't be there because there's enough. It is on, it is, it is,

It does say it is under Chris Raygun Wikitubia, Jesus Christ, I can't speak right now. But I don't like that. It's a retarded picture of me too, like at Dave Rubin's thing. Right. Look, I'm going, like, like, going like this. Yeah, you look like a slack job fucking idiots. Yeah, I'll never fucking Google my, fucking, I can't look at myself. I haven't actually, I haven't Googled myself in so long, actually.

Like, this is like the first, like, this feels weird to. do actually because I haven't done it in ages. Pud your feet on here. Oh, is there Wiki feed? There's a Wiki feet thing. Yeah, picture your feet. Yeah, I do have a Wiki feet. I know I have a Wiki feet. I know that's

Is that what it's called? I might be saying it wrong. You're nearly five stars. Oh, so it must be that website because I know they rate. Yeah, Wiki feet. There it is. Yep. Nearly five stars. Good job, bud. That's fucking hilarious.

That's some good chitzy's on you, bud. I'm all right with that. That's fine. Yeah, I'm indifferent to future. We're reading. What were we at? Wageleigh 583, a sad guy from Michigan. Me and the boys gagging on gagging. Okay, I read that already.

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