The Snark Tank - #230: Is Drake Fake And Gay?

Episode Date: May 13, 2024

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It's me, Chris. It's him, Derek. It's him, Sweeney. Listen, we got to jump right into it. But before we jump right into it, I do want to say, merch, merch, snark tank that shot. check it out if you're a patron if you're $5.00 a patron you have the password already if you're not jump on over to Patreon.com slash start tank get that

shit get that shit in there's some shirts that are going to go away so hurry the fuck up um bitch bitch Kendrick Drake Kendrick Drake my god

I want it I feel like we actually I feel like the crescendo has been reached and it is a officially over. Yeah, I think it's done. Especially because people already speculated that it was over, but then

I think that a feather was put in the cap when when a drink security guards got shot at his house. I think that kind of like, that kind of ended it. I was like, well, I guess it's over. There was a drive-by and that kind of like, oh,

now it would be irresponsible for Kendrick to drop another track. You know what I mean? So, like, it's after. I don't know. It's far from over. I think it's just,

I think now we're just at a waiting period. Because now it's got, someone got shot, so it's going to get worse. That's how it always happens. Well, I guess the, right.

Like the fall out. The fun part is over. Right. The fun part is over. The battle is over. Like, we can laugh at it. It's over. The bullshit is going to just going to continue from that one.

Dude, it's, from, from analyzing it and watching a bunch of people that, you know, the people that, like, analyze hip-hop. the you know they've been salivating and actually kind of panicking because shit was coming out too fast like it was just people didn't even have time to process what was happening especially uh which one was it uh drake he dropped family matters and then i think it was 20 minutes or like it was less than an hour later it was less than an hour later for sure less than hour later meet the grams yeah and just

didn't even give people a chance to even process what just happened like i was listening to it when i was and said, as to it, Lily. And, like, during others, like, Lily was like, he dropped another one. I was like, huh? Like, while we were on our vacation, I was just like, what? He dropped another song already? And it was such a mean song, too. I think that is the meanest one.

I think, Nathan Grams is such a mean song. It's so ill-spirited. It's probably, if you were to look at, like, phrases in a dictionary, like, out of pocket, it would just show. meet the grams because it's just like come on bro like was that necessary but then doesn't it feel like it kind of is now because of i think because of push a tea well push a tea did a few years back you because he went into the story of added on like him bringing the beef to that level where it's like i have to expose you for having this secret kid and then now people kind of expect shit

like that if i'm gonna be yeah okay so i just i just i just the real i'm just in different camps I'm like, first and foremost, the Push-a-T shit was embarrassing because it was over a bitch. It was straight up over a woman. Push-a-T is a petty-ass dude. It was over Drake fucking some bitch that he was fucking and he revealed all that shit.

And I'm like, push, you're a great rapper, but you've been rapping about the same drug trade you haven't been doing for the last 20 years. He's an amazing rapper, but it's about drugs and he hasn't sold drugs it's so long.

And I'm like, push, you're good at this. But also, you are being a huge dick, right? Being a huge dickhead right now. And Drake seemed to get out of that beef really unscathed for the most part. Like, he just got more caught for being a dad, you know? Yeah. You know what's the problem with all that shit? The problem with, like, being a deadbeat dad and being shit, even like, say,

like fast forward to the beef between Drake and Kendrick, the most flak that Kendrick got was like, oh, you were beating your girl. and it's like unfortunately in the hip-hop community specifically they don't really care about that like unfortunately they don't give a fuck about women getting like slap the fuck up they don't care it's really insane

it's pretty crazy well no I feel like I feel like people care but like no they don't this is a problem right no they don't dude no no I'm gonna be I'm gonna be real but I'm gonna be a problem Megan the stallion got shot

right by Tori Lane's and it was insane look for real all that that shit was crazy because people that shot like Megan got shot and then 50 was defending Torrey lanes and I was like how are you how are you defending because they don't care how are you defending him I was like how are you like what is what is that makes me sad because he's one of my favorite rappers of all time I love 50 and I was I mean he's also he's a villain he's he's 50 oh my god he's so he's killed people he's he's he's here anymore he's probably the people are not here anymore actually

of people for sure. Chris. It's like 50 and then like Snoop. Those are like the alt-lake rappers we know that have actually gotten down and really done it. Like really done that. Apparently Puffy actually did kill somebody too, but he doesn't really, I guess he doesn't really count because he's not, he was never, he was never respected in that lane of like, oh, he was just like a, oh, he's a mogul or whatever.

No, people respect it for Puffy. Well, they respected him for what he did, but not. like you were alive the old like when he was like we ain't go and no that era of him was a big he was huge in that i'll say look bad boy was it was it was kind of like a re a revamping it was kind of like a revival right after right after at the big he's death yeah so that was a revival uh clearly ghost written shit it was like you know but it was it was it clearly he didn't have anything to do with any of that and like it worked for what because even my ass like he got he got Ben Stiller in the music video

to be like the fucking... He got fucking Travis Barker to play drums like they're doing like some band shit in the garage like that was a great music video Dave Navarro all that he got all these people That was lit as fuck dude It was awesome but the thing that was weird

I always felt like and we gotta get back to the thing I've always felt even him doing that I still felt kind of even though it was dope I'm like I still didn't believe him You know what I mean? Like I still I don't trust you. Like every time, yeah. You killed Biggie.

I don't know how you did, but you did it. You killed Biggie. I just still didn't feel right about it for sure. I mean, it's not, and he's not, nobody's cool with him anymore. Like, fucking, any of, anyone that was in that video wouldn't fuck with him. Like, you know, like him, black, I mean, well, black rob's dead now, never mind. But anyway, Chris, I want to ask you, uh, because I don't want to get too deep. We can talk about dating some other time.

Did you, did you, um, catch all, did you catch all, did you catch all the? the tracks? Did you, did you scope them out or like? Yeah. Yeah. I scoped well. It, what's fascinating about this. And I, I did want to talk about this specifically because like this is probably like one of the biggest, like, as far as like rap goes, this is probably like the highest amount of splash damage I've ever seen from any given beef like this. You know what I mean? Like, when I was growing up, I remember hearing like loosely about certain things, but I didn't give a shit and nobody else gave a shit either. Like my parents didn't give a shit. My own. aunts didn't give a shit. My cousins only kind of gave a shit. This is like you've got like

45 year old white women school teachers who know about it. You know what I mean? And actually like care. And like it's making like it's in the news, you know. Did you see that news report where that guy would call the what is it? He was like and a gunshots have been fired at the the raper Drake, I mean, the rapper Drake's house. Oh, no. So just some fucking, just, dude, some 60-year-old fucking news anchor. It was obviously a Freudian. It was obviously like a slip.

It was obviously like he didn't mean to like call him a rapist, but like, dude, like that's. I think that's what he thought of him as, but he was like, oh, man, I meant, I said the wrong word. Dang, I wasn't going to say that one. That's what I'm saying. It probably was Freud. It's like that mailman with the N-word. He was saying.

That shit was crazy. Yeah. So bad. But my feed, my feed on TikTok, even before I was even looking into it, was all this. Like every scroll was somebody of like, so, like, I saw some guy in fucking Korea speaking Korean talking about this shit. And I'm just like, this is crazy how big this is. And I think, I'm pretty sure one of those tracks, I think not, is it, I don't know if it's meet the grounds. I don't think it's beat the grounds.

I think it's not like us. like beat Drake's record or something for like the most stream single stream song in one day. So euphoria is I think was like shot up to number one. But then not like us when it came out. It was kind of almost like a, it was like phenomenal. Like not using that that term loosely in a way that it was an earworm to the point where after I was done listening to it, it was stuck in my head. And especially the wordplay was so good. It's like I still focusing on the fucking the the A minor the you know,

trying to strike a chord of like a minor. A minor. And I'm just like, oh my God, this is and and you can't. That's not good wordplay, but it's fucking great at that moment. It's really, it's not amazing. It's not amazing. Well, it is because it's very. It's context.

It's not good. No. Well, the context is like, it's good. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. It's good. But it's also like that that has been done before. Like I even think Idubs in his discract when he was like doing dumb

Disracks used that exact. Like it's a very like standard like obviously A minor is going to be something you're going to mention for a pedophile musician. But like Drake's response to that was garbage. It wasn't transcendent wordplay. It wasn't transcendent wordplay. It was acceptable. But it's wordplay that works so well, especially with a goofy-ass beat that comes on right

afterwards. And you're like, damn. And the delivery. Yeah, I was what I was about to say. I think a lot of it is in delivery because Drake sounds bored in every single one of these tracks generally. Specifically the one that he posted after. Like this is his second track.

He sounds bored as shit. And he's like, the fact that I, the fact that he literally said I'm too famous to be a pedophile is one of the most insane. Like, in my mind, he's absolutely allegedly a pedophile. Like that is a crazy thing. to say. That is an outrageous fucking thing to say as a defense of yourself. That's crazy.

So here's the thing. I know what he's trying to say, but it's still incorrect. What he's meaning that he's so famous that if he were a pedophile, that information absolutely should have been out. They would have got him already. But the thing is, that's what he's going to say. The thing is, we have all, we've lived, we are

currently living where there are these open secrets of these, you know, these super, ultra predators that have been in Hollywood and the music industry, what now for decades. Right now we are focusing on Diddy. Right now we're focusing on Diddy. He is somebody who there had been rumors, but like nobody took it seriously in the same vein as the things that Drake has done. I still, it is hard for me to cope with him befriending Millie Bobby Brown as a minor and giving, she said, oh, he gives me boy advice and all this shit.

And I'm like, the fath, what? Like, I'm sorry. Like, the only way that would ever be acceptable is, like, say, stepbrother, step sister, or just regular sister or cousin. Or like, yeah, related person. Related. Right. There's some sort of something. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026.

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My mind can't connect anything that is not nefarious that would lead that That conversation would only lead to something nefarious in my opinion So even if it's even if it's innocence There is lines as an adult you have to take to be safe You know I can't cross that that is weird That is simply well that's simply like you cannot you cannot befriend a child like that you just can't You cannot do that it's crazy that's not what's do yeah this is that I I he very might likely not be dead done anything right it's possible

I'm like, that's fine. This might be the stupidest motherfucker ever. But Aubrey, Aubrey. We've seen what happened to Michael Jackson. Till this day, we don't exactly know what the fuck happened. Yeah. And you are the him of this generation. But you can't do, you can't doze.

You can't do that. This is not back to the future where like it's just like, oh, hey, this high school kid's hanging out with this like 50 year old scientist and no one cares. I think it's not. Low key, I'd be fine with that. Like, that wouldn't strike too many alarms or me. me. You're like, oh, this guy's trying to transcend my kid, but also the same time, I'm not a parent yet. You should not have that mom. I don't want you to have kids, bro. I don't want you to have kids, man.

He's like, he's with a sign. He's what a sign is he's learning. Dude, Doc Brown is, clearly. He's learning. He's learning. He's learning. He's learning. He was trying, Doc Brown wanted to him to go back into the past to, like, fuck his younger self. That was all he was really trying to do. Do you actually know what the original, do you actually know what the original, like, version of that script is? Also, wasn't that what I just said? Do you actually do you know what it? The real story

is actually something it sounds like something we would make up. What is it? Like the original story. And they never explained it because like once the script was picked up by Disney

they were like we can't have that backstory how are we going to explain this relationship and then they were like we're just not going to. They never explained why Doc and Marty are friends

at all because it's just established in the original script and they couldn't figure out a way to make it make sense. But apparently originally Doc, and this is totally fucking real. It was verifiable.

You can look this up. He was, he was, like, a porn mule. Like, he was, like, selling porn. And, like, Marty was, like, his, like, mule or whatever. Like, he would, like,

sell it to kids in, like, in the school, like, playboys and stuff. I guess actually, like, I'm not kidding. This is a hilarious thing to lie about, but this is real. Yeah, yeah.

I don't think you're lying because it's too structured. But, like, at the same time, uh, that's, that's, that's,

fucking hilarious. It's like all those Disney fucking old tales of like it's just horrible shit. Where it's like, it's like this is akin to that. Yeah, I mean, if you think about that movie really, like there's some stuff in the like in the movie that's really questionable. Like, the fact that he like almost sleeps with his

mom is all like the fact that that's already there is crazy. That's a huge, that's a huge time travel clause which is really weird. It's really weird. Almost everything time travel related has that end. And it's like, why? No. I mean, just stay away from your mom. There's a lot of freaks. There's a lot of freaks, man. Stay away from your mom when you go back in time.

I'm mom and step sister porn and all that shit where they're like all. Yeah. You know, like they, they, it's, it's wild to me. It, it's, it's, it's, to me, growing up and having four step sisters, it is a wild thing to see how popular it is because I did not have that inclination to want to fuck. In your brain, in your brain, that shit's really gross. That's why. Because those are your sisters. That's for, that's for people that don't have steps.

They don't, yeah. That's what I don't have steps siblings. Hopefully. I hope it's not like I don't even Because also you met them You met them when you were young That is very true

When you're older is a different thing That's true If I met my steps sisters When I was 17 I would have been like Oh pussy You know what I mean Like it wouldn't have like

They would have never been people That's so wild That's what happens I am a developed man I'm not man But you know what I've been jacking off for years I've been actually

I've been touching women For a few years at that point And then if they just like came in And I'd be like Oh shit. Like, yeah, yeah, it would. You're telling me pussy lives at my house now?

It lives at my house with me? For sure. I mean, for sure. There's no chance that like, I will accept them eventually, but probably the first year, I'm going to be like, this is just, this is, this is a porn scenario. This is, this is, this, wars just show up to my house. You're going to go for it? You're going to get slapped up by your sisters.

I'm going to get slapped up. My mom's going to beat the fuck out of me. She's going to beat the absolute fuck out of me. And they're going to kick you out of the house. For sure. Sort of flat. Anyway. Anyway.

Anyway. But anyways, yeah. The fact that, dude, like, these tracks are like super fucking. Hey, Drake. They're really, they're really mean. The way that he's, the way that, dude, there is footage of people. I think it was, I think it was upstate New York. I can't remember where it was.

But motherfuckers are just getting down to that song. And it's just everywhere. It's so funny. Like, just listening to the fire. It's not like a, it's a good Cali song. It's good. Well, first of all, not like us is just a good... That's actually...

Like, I have that on my playlist now. Because, like, this is... Like, the rest of them... The rest of them, quite frankly... Well, I can do without them. You know. Like, they're not great song. They're really good discracks.

They're really good, like, hey, I'm going to dismantle this person to, like, music. But I would never listen to, like, meet the grams on my fucking playlist or... Or family matters. Like, none of it is... But not like us is, like, a... Like, that's... like a genuinely like catchy, enjoyable song. To the point where it's like, yeah, this is going on the playlist easily.

This is, it's good. I've listened to it. Yeah, listen to it. I've definitely, out of all the other ones, I've listened to them maybe like twice just to absorb it. And then, yeah, and then Nalikas is actually, oh, I've listened to it independent of that, just listening to it. And I used MK1. They called it the, they called it the deaf jam pack. And which I thought I was like, dude, this is crazy.

And so, of course, I used Not Like Gus on top of it. I was half not paying attention. And, like, there was actually a moment where it could have synced up perfectly. And I just wasn't paying attention because, like, I mean, step for step with my footage and the song, I was like, oh, my God. If I would have just scooted this just a little bit, it would have synced up perfectly. And I was like, damn, missed opportunity. But the reason I didn't go forward with it is because of the fucking shooting. Because I was going to post it on a reel.

And I was going to post it everywhere. Right. And just try to, like, get it out there. but it kind of killed the vibe for me where I was like, ah man, like now seeing Drake, now Kendrick murdering Drake over and over, it just seems kind of less appropriate

because of somebody maybe trying to actually kill Drake, which is so stupid, man, like, yeah. Yeah, that shit's ridiculous. It's getting, it's getting a little out of pocket. But I do want to bring up since we've been talking a lot, but we haven't really dived into like, okay, so what's happened. here, right, is that you have an accusation that, oh, he's, well, among other things,

that he's like sheltering like pedophiles in his, in his organization or whatever and all that stuff and that people close to him are trying to get him or whatever. But he's like hiding an 11-year-old daughter. And then Drake's like, Lamow, I fed you that information. LaMau, Kendrick, you took the bait. Do you believe that? Not at all. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. either. Why I don't believe it. Why I don't believe it is because everybody knows this. Everybody knows if you're going to play 40 chess, you got to have a paper trail. Everybody knows this. Right. Otherwise, your claims are completely null and void. You can, like, completely. So at the point when he was on, because immediately Drake took to Instagram because he's obsessed with it.

He took the Instagram, posted some stories saying like, lo, lo, somebody let me know where this 11 year old is. And it's like, that would have been the perfect opportunity to be like, here's the receipts of us feeding him this information or planting the information for him to take the bait to be like and it's like bro obviously now you're just he's he's damage controlling he's clearly dude that entire the heart part go ahead and what i'm just saying like i've had that i've had that thought whenever i'm like posting something that i know is like if i'm posting something that's like a joke or like something that i know is like full of like bullshit i i i've never had to bother with it but i've literally recorded me posting it saying

like let's see how many people fall for this. Like just for like Way less. Just in case. For way less. Just in case. So the idea that you would be like, yeah, I got a fake 11 year old daughter and Kendrick took the bait.

It's like and but like immediately after the track drops, it's like, if you can prove that I have an 11 year old daughter, I'll work for you. What are you talking about? And then also in his song, he's like, the people who gave you that information were clowns. Didn't you just say you get, I, Drake is not a good writer. He didn't say that he, he, he, no, he said, he said, he said that whoever believed that is a clown

nonetheless it's still stupid he very likely just has a child he very likely either either he has a child and he's hiding it which is granted no one's fucking business at the end of the day really it's really no one's business yeah like even the whole adadon thing happened

I was like I was like people were like oh he drew this kid and I was like that's his child he doesn't have to reveal his child to the world right it's these these if he If the kid is being taken care of at least, it's being taken care of. Clearly, Drake is not going to be able to not take care of that kid. He's probably not in their lives.

But if it's Drake's kid, she's definitely getting money for him, you know. And not your choice is going to be the free kid. Yeah, yeah. Well, let's also. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, no, you go ahead. You go. No, I was just going to say that it's, you're right that it's nobody's business.

But at the same time, it's everyone's business because these people choose to me in the spotlight. and they know, you know. I disagree. I mean, I don't know how you could. It's like you chose the spotlight. Obviously, there's a lot of things about Drake, most things that is technically no one's business, but they choose to share their business with everybody, especially in their music. There's a lot of stuff that I know about Drake that technically I should not know or people in general. But they choose.

Most artists, they have personal stuff in their music. You've invited people. And so now people are inviative. vested in you. And some people want to know if you're a decent person or not, meaning it doesn't matter that you don't have to reveal your kids, but what they're saying is, are you hiding them because of shame, like say, what was going on with Adonis? Where technically it seemed like he was hiding because of who his mom was, where clearly Jake Drake, you know, made a mistake or was trapped or whichever happened. It played out in a way that he didn't want it. And people see that

as that's fucked up, you know, like own it. Right. And so in a way that they're saying, are you hiding the 11-0 daughter in the same vein as Adonis? Or are you just keeping it private? Because if you're just keeping it private, obviously there's nothing nefarious or shameful about that. Because I know, there's a lot of, there's a lot of YouTubers where I don't know anything

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I'm just saying as an example. I exist in both fields where I'm like, you invite people into your life, right? But if you want private, that's where like, yeah, it's weird because that's where that argument comes. It's like, it's like, what do you get? When I'm a famous person, you kind of have to give up your ability to retain your true privacy. 100%. That's it.

Which is true. But at the same time, if I don't want to post something about my kid, right? And my kid comes out, I have a kid. It's like, I have a kid, whatever. that's it. That's how you just to take the obligation to post anything but you shouldn't be mad when people are going to

give you shit. It comes with the territory it's the thing like it's even with like say really famous celebrities that get really upset about paparazzi and the thing is I'm like how much is your privacy worth you? You like say there are people who are like oops I hate this

never mind and then they fuck off and then all of a sudden the paparazzi doesn't give a shit about them anymore and that's No, I disagree. I think paparazzi's an invasive nature is a little different because they are truly invasive. Yeah, you don't get it. I don't like the paparazzi, but you are also inviting that shit to happen if you want that level of fame. That's just, you have the knowledge that this is going to happen to me.

And I have a choice to either reach that level or to kick back because a lot of people, even D-List celebrities, make tens of millions of dollars and they're not chased by the paparazzi because they don't care about them. in that light. Drake chose this life. He wanted to be the biggest artist. You know, he's still trailing behind Taylor Swift, which pisses him off. But the thing is, he's right there, and that comes with all the baggage. And it's like, to be

mad at that. Yeah. Overall, the artist is behind Twitter? Yeah. Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift fucking moves like, like, the economy in countries in a way that Drake never could. Like, she, she, yes. Yeah, absolutely.

People's GDP fucking, like, is increases. No, no, no, I understand that Taylor's very popular, but particularly in America, she's unbelievably popular. No, around the world. She is popular. But I know that globally, Drake,

I thought globally Drake was a big artist. I can agree with, Drake was the biggest artist from, once in a second, like, I know this by fact. Drake was the biggest artist from 2015 to 2020, five years straight,

and then over COVID the biggest artist was Bad Bunny for three years. And then Taylor's big again now. Right now to be again. Well, the thing about it, Drake is like, Drake is a black guy, so that's all of China kind of cut off to him because they hate. I mean, that's actually kind of true.

It makes sense that Taylor Swift would usurp that place. As for streams and sales and stuff like that, I know that Drake probably's the biggest since Michael. I think he's the biggest since Michael. And I think maybe Taylor is just... If you're thinking overall over an entire, like say, If you were to take a graph and put all instead of like current or anything like that, then you're probably right.

But at the same time, I feel like Taylor Swift would have been much bigger if she didn't have her label issues, if she didn't have her master issues. So like with the whole re-recording this Taylor era shit, where now that just kind of even makes things little fucking with her numbers where she wants people to listen to the new Taylor version of songs than the old shit that she doesn't own. It just worse versions. It now makes everything kind of fucking in a way that I feel like if she was just

you know, hit the ground running the entire time she probably would be even, it's kind of scary to think of all crazy she might have even been. Yeah. That last album, that last album that she, uh, all right. That last album that she had was terrible. I've seen Taylor Swift's,

uh, Swifties, I've seen some Swifties even be like, yeah, we'll take the L on this one. I was like, that's crazy. That's, uh, that says, because those people are fucking insane. And to see some of them do, like, oh. You know how bad that

record has to be for those people to admit it? Like, that's kind of, that's next level. That's truly next level. But, yeah. That's crazy. I don't know. I will say, it is kind of, and I've always thought about this, right? I think, and I think I figured it out finally. I was always

wondering when there would be these artists that have these amazing hits and they have amazing records and stuff. And then somehow they're not even able to replicate somewhere even close to it. And I always thought, what is that? What is that exactly? Because it even happens in the metal community where they always, like, seem as independent and everything, and they're writing all of their own shit.

And then my theory is, I think what it is is actually them not writing everything and not having access to the same material or the people that they were working with before. and I think this happens on the middle because when I'm starting to think about things locally and people that I even know personally when I like say there's a record that came out with this one band just like in 2019 great record or sorry 2021 great record

and they just dropped one last year and the record is super fucking mid but the lead singer there are two different lead singers and it kind of let me know that I'm like oh I think the lead singer wrote most of the music and he wrote bangers in a way that like oh interesting and I think the same

thing when I think of like a Taylor Swift probably not having access to the same people that she was working with just really degrades the music so much but it's not really uh it's I guess it's more common to think about it when it comes to pop because they usually buy songs anyway right right yeah people selling uh records song writers so but then I start yeah songwriters right they they get stuff and they employ people and then I started thinking about it on a lower level, like even people I know that I grew up with, some guy that wrote some amazing stuff doesn't have access

to this one guy anymore and the songs have suffered because of it and I'm like, damn. So really, kind of people are, almost everybody to a certain extent is kind of borrowing or purchasing other stuff and you can see why this stuff declined so much because I feel

like there's no there shouldn't be an excuse for Taylor Swift is what I'm trying to say. When you have that many resources and you're that big, you should be able to put out something that is up there with your classics because you have such a huge team to vet everything. I would be like, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, I don't know.

I'm in the middle with that. Because it depends, it depends, man, because you're an artist, you know, you got to, you got to still, you got to still have the feeling to create things that are still that great, you know. And eventually you may lose drive to be able to create those kind of things again. So it just depends on where you're at and what you're, doing the create album. It just depends. I agree.

Because I feel like she just thinks she's the greatest artist ever now. She can just put out anything. Literally, that's what it is. Because our fans just eat anything she puts out. Yeah. Right. That's like that. You're absolutely true.

Because that's Drake. I do want to bring back up. I do want to get back to the Kendrick stuff because there is one more thing. Jizzy. That I think has been so weird to see. And maybe I'm misreading. Even though I've went back to the song since, and I don't think I'm wrong, where Drake is like, oh, L-O-L-L-L-U got molested on Mother I. No, that's not, so in Mother-Eye, he's like, Mother-Eye is about.

It's not. You're right. I was wrong about it. I thought he said he got molested. There was his mother we got molested. And what happened is that it made the, it's why him and Keem didn't talk for like 13, 14 years. but because his mother got molested his mother didn't say anything

and that person was around for years in their family still so that's why he was talking about like you're the one that was talking mother that's someone you talk about molestation right because I can read the lyrics no no he said he Drake literally said

that's the track where you said you got molested which is just not true use the pronoun you yeah he said Drake clearly I think Clearly he didn't, because if he just listened to him, he'd probably never listen to Mother Eye, just to be honest.

And probably not. Especially egomaniacs like that probably won't even actually, like he probably gets cliff notes. And I imagine when he wrote this song or when he had it written for him, whatever, however, I have a feeling he wrote most of these, these,

uh, these, uh, disses because they just weren't, if you're going to go at Kendrick, bro, like God, you gotta,

you gotta do better than that. Like, this is fucking sad. And, yeah, you're right about that. Like, what a huge misfire. Just demonstrably incorrect. And can I be honest? I just don't. I've never, I haven't respected Drake as a rapper for a very long time.

I liked him when he was like just post-Degrassey because I believed him. And he was just talking about, like, cute shit because that's who he is. And ever since he, like, kind of tried to, you know, because he wasn't, nobody accused of him being culture vulture fucking a decade ago but now all of a sudden like he says nigger every other fucking sentence I don't think that's a culture vulture thing I don't I don't

Here's the thing you You grow up You have some albums You get with young money you have a certain vibe and a certain way that you Were making records And then fast forward You know you have your beard

growing out all the time You put out this persona that you're fucking hard You start saying nigger this All of a sudden it's starts. I'm like, what's going on with this guy? Like, he's not... I think I, I disagree about the culture of a thing to a, to a dissent, right? He made a dance album. That's weird, right? Respond to what I just said. That's weird. But him saying nigger, what's wrong? Him saying niggott. Like, what is wrong with that? It's like you're not listening to what I just said. Because he grows a beard, right? He grows a

beard. Right. That's fine. I'm saying how he started... How he started off. Because he said nigger in his early music, too. In Successful's mixtape, he said nigger a bunch of them. I was singing with Jay Tongues. Again, you're not listening to him. He comes in. He's listening to me. I said every other. He says it so much now. That is not, that is not, but what's wrong with that though? Like, what is so wrong with him saying a nigga so often? Let's just, let's, okay, let's just put it this way. In the way that say how there's some crazy ass celebrities that just adopt accents out of nowhere, is that not weird to you? If somebody was speaking it away, there, it's in the same, if that is not a regular thing

that you use in your dialect and then all of a sudden you adopt it, it's weird. We, how you changed. It is a weird thing. And so you have to ask the question why he's he doing this. So I think of it like this, right? He went from living in Canada where he was obviously

one of the only people that was black at all in his experience, right? Then he went and he signed with Young Money where they are some of the most niggified niggas ever. He started hanging out with Wayne four years. That became his mentor. That's person that taught him a lot

about the rap business the way he would literally like present himself. So obviously him, Jim changing to adopt the more black American style would happen. That would just happen naturally. No, no, no, no. It would literally would as an artist,

as an artist, as someone who is now involved with that kind of group of people. That's not a cameo. That's somebody just finding who works. I feel like you're giving him, I think, I don't know why you're giving him. So look it, you would think it's weird if he wasn't white, for example.

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So meaning Let's say that fucking piece of shit Awful rapper Tom McDonald He's from Canada He moves to And he starts hanging out in Atlanta And all of a sudden He starts

You know switching code All of a sudden Now maybe he's not saying niggas He might get his head busted But you know what I mean Like all of a sudden He starts kind of adopting this type of vibe Where people would be like

What's going on with you man You didn't grow up like this It's weird that all of a sudden you have this sort of vibe. First of foremost, I feel like Drake, one, doesn't say Nicky's rap, and says the word niggling his raps. Like every the person does. Just like Abel does and Abel's a fucking singer from Canada as well, too, you know? Right. But I'm not, I'm weekend.

If I, depending on the situation, I might think that's a little weird too. But, you know, I'm not talking about that. I'm not talking about that. People in Canada say nigger, dog. I've been here. I have family that they say nigger. That's fine if they grew up saying you're not, you're, it's hard to talk to you because like, you're, no, but they grew up saying. They grew up saying, but Derek, they already grew up saying nigger.

That word isn't exclusive to us in America. That was never the argument. We're talking about Drake, sir. He didn't grow up saying that shit like that. Why do you know? How do you know that? Because there's documented. There is documented evidence in his music, sir.

We don't know. We don't know Drake. There is documented music. was growing up as a kid. We saw him on the grass. The whole reason why even Drake brought that up in the first place is because it is obviously documented. He knows it too.

And you're acting like it's like some weird thing that like somebody just brought up out of nowhere. For me, the confusion comes from. It's not a big deal that he says the word niggins. I personally don't give a fuck. I'm saying this is something that like, let me give you another example. My friend from England, he moved here as an adult. all these years later still sounds British as fuck, living around a bunch of Armenians and stuff

and his family that were in Glendale. He did not adopt this Armenian culture and start sounding Armenian and using Armenian slang because he already developed all this slang and his dialect and everything in England. And what I'm saying is there are people that do this. They do start adapting other cultures, but it doesn't happen.

More than often people are just going to be the same. same where they are. Like you're not going to change how you sound and how you talk depending on where you grew up. I'm not going to all of a sudden when I started living in L.A. I'm going to start sounding like I'm some nigger from L.A. And they're all the time. I'm still going to sound like me. And when you see people kind of start to take on that thing, you feel like, oh, this dude doesn't really have an identity of his own or he doesn't really like how he grew up. And now he's trying to take on the culture of this and X, Y, Z. And a lot of people see that as being a little bit weird. They see it as inauthentic. They just see it as like, it's, I think it's, I think it's, I

I think it's a little strength. He's a bit older. But at the same time, the people he was around the things he was doing, I understand why he started, he started changing his appearance, you know? He went for a more likable, more mainstream black American appearance,

the one that women were going to fawn over. If somebody, I think that's fine. And don't most people think that's like, oh, you're being fake, you're not being real? I don't think that's that fake.

I don't think it's a crazy thing ever. All right. I mean, look, I'm not going to, I can't break through with you. Like, it's like, you have your stance. That's fine. Like, that's totally cool.

I just think that, like, when I see people do shit like that, if somebody was trying to, like, say, you know, we call them posers in, like, in other communities where somebody's like, oh, I want to get in with this, with the metal scene. And all of a sudden, they just have, like, Metallica shirts and Megadeth shirts. They don't even give a fuck about that stuff, really. You know, they're starting to. Because what if, what if you genuinely enjoy the culture you're adapted to? Like, people that move to other places and they learn different languages and they adapt to

of the culture. There's nothing wrong with that. Right. You can. And there's nothing wrong with appreciating culture. But then there's a difference where people call it appropriation. That's the whole like the whole thing we're talking about where it's like he's not a per he's not taking it and saying it's his. He's just adapting to a culture that's different from his own. He's not saying it's what do you what do you mean? It's no you don't have to say it. Bro, bro, but you don't, appropriation is not saying it's yours. It's just. I mean, it's acting as if it was yours the whole time. That's all your appropriate culture. No. That's not your appropriation is fine. It's just like. Like appropriate

I think everybody should appropriate I'm not arguing from Like I have a fucking huge problem with this I am observing that I think This guy is kind of fake And like I don't really care about that I don't care because I don't care about Drake on that level I don't respect him on that level

I actually don't even like him as a rapper I've barely Back in the day I thought some of his records were pretty good Or I think they still are pretty good As he's gotten older I've always thought like oh I wish he was just, I wish he was gonna, I wanted him to rescue 90s R&B because he had the power to do it. Because 90s R&B used to be some of the most popular music and then it kind of died off and

him as an R&B and a singer, he's fucking incredible. I think he's so good. I think, uh, like, you know, the, like, you know, obviously the weekend's doing that shit. And I feel like Drake could have been, they could have been hand in hand butt fucking each other and being that like R&B savior. And like, because when I hear rap, I, oh, sorry, when I hear Drake rap, I'm kind of like, eh. So even with him beefing with Kendrick, I'm like, well, this isn't going to work. No matter what's going to happen, Kendrick is the respected rapper.

And nothing Drake says, no, seriously, nothing he says is going to work. Right. So it would be like, Kendrick has a Pulitzer Prize. Kendrick is like, Kendrick is the black rapper that wraps about the black people that white motherfuck is listened to. So, like, no matter what, you lose against that guy. You know, like, they gave him a Pulitzer surprise. I was like, all right, cool. For the wrong album, but they still gave him one.

You know, they still gave him one. For the wrong album. Yeah, did they give it to him for? They gave them for Dan, which is crazy because he made butterfly before that. And I'm like, I don't know how they did that. But I was like, all right, I guess. Well, to be fair, damn was bigger. Like, it was a bigger album.

Damn was bigger, but it was nowhere near as revered. Like, no, not even in the same. understand. I agree. I agree. I'm just saying it's like, I don't know, it's, sometimes, sometimes these are the things that happen. Sometimes an actor will get like their Oscar almost like delayed for like a movie that they really shouldn't have gotten it for because they should have gotten it a year prior and it was just up against other things. It happens too with like, um, oh my God. Yeah. The Reverend. The Reverend.

With him getting fucked by a beer. He got it for a Reverend. He got it for a revere. He got him in Oscar? Come on, bro. Yeah, a bear molested him for six and a half hours in IMAX and he got an Oscar for it. And it's just like, that's insane. That's such a wild fucking reason to get an Oscar. It's almost like, it's almost like, it's almost like, it's almost like Al Capone. It's almost like Al Capone getting got for like, you know, not the worst shit. Oh, the tax evasion.

But like in reverse. It's like, okay, well, yeah, okay. All right. That's, that's fine, you know, as long as he gets it, you know. That made me cry. But that was, yeah. Yeah, yeah, you're right. I don't know. I will say

this is the first time I've ever listened to a Drake song on purpose. This whole situation was like, I guess I'll listen to I used to that song. I just like that a lot. I just like me a really big friend of Drake. I think what's the song over? I think in my opinion, in my opinion, that era of Drake is that's where I want to remember him. Where he just, he was a cocky young guy

and everything he was saying, I believed him. Now where he's at now, and I understand he's way older. I think we're like around the same age or something But the way that he talks I think he's the same age as you Something like that And the way that he talks now Like I just

I have a hard time I just don't I don't believe almost anything he's saying And not because the ghost writing accusation I don't give a fuck about like whatever Whatever he's a pop rapper He's pop like I like You have to cope with all of your favorite artists

Fucking doing the same goddamn thing So that's why I've never really classified him as like Oh authentic like hip hop artist because, you know, that's like the worst thing you can do. And so I'm just like, whatever. This is what Drake does, whatever. But I just don't feel and, and I, like said, you can disagree with me all you want because it's fine. Like, if he works for you, that's great.

I'm just thinking of it like, ah, I, when I listen to some of his older hits and the older records, I, I really like him. I really like a lot of his older shit. I like a lot of stuff from Thank Me Later. I just believed him. It felt real. I agree. Yeah. I think he's just.

been, I think as an artist, he's been especially lazy for the last like seven, eight years. I think he's been extremely, extremely lazy in what he's been putting out. I think that 2015, the year I moved here, oh, the 2016 year I moved here, he made an album with Future. The album was very good. He made, before that, he made views from the six, or tales from the six, another very good album. But after that, like 2016 on, he's been lazy.

Because he had a trifectar. He had like three albums. I'd have to know that we're all amazing albums. And I was like, oh, dope. He's just never, for me, he's just never like, I would hear his stuff. I would hear his stuff on the radio. So I would be like, yeah, okay. It's fine.

But, you know, I just, I like it when he, even, I even got into, like, like, like, like, I thought, I thought Hotline Bling was the dumbest shit ever. But I kind of like it now. That I kind of, I think the album was so bad. Look, that was the start of his downfall. The album is bad. The album is bad. views.

I just to when I see this is what I mean when I see hotline bling and that's what I feel like that's what Drake I wanted him to just be a fucking dork

I really want I wanted him to be a fucking dork because I just don't believe he is where he's at now Do you feel like he's like a thugging like a tough dude? Because I wouldn't I don't get to the drink He's presenting

You don't consider that He is present that way for sure. Like even like in, I don't think he's succeeding at it, but like he's trying. Like even I see this. Because he's just, because he's a motherfucker that like goes on Instagram and like post like fucking selfies. That's what I.

Exactly. You know. Exactly. Like how is he being tough? I think he's just being a clown. No, no, no, no. I'm truly baffled that you don't understand this. But I think that's because of the fact that I know her from the grassy.

Dude, on this on these tracks. On these tracks, he's like, I'm gonna fucking load up a clip and shoot you or whatever. I'm like, yo, you just fucking, you can't say that when you, when you are who you are. And you're so transparent. I feel like he doesn't think,

I almost feel like he thinks his Instagram story is private or something. And he's just, no one's been able to break through to it. No one's been able to break through to him. He's like, Drake, everybody can see what you're posting. And he's like, no, I don't believe you. I don't get it he's such a strange person

but whatever he's definitely he definitely lost he definitely lost this beef is crazy because it's like right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals

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all loans and amounts subject to lender approval. I don't think there'll ever be anything like this. This is worse than like the pock and biggie beef. Like actually like for the shit we displayed, it was generally worse. I don't know about that. It is. Like, lyrically back and forth is way worse. It's way worse.

Lyrically. Way worse. Yeah, lyrically. but I mean one of the whole thing is that like these people are holograms Kingston I think oh yeah because I think I think it got a little worse Is that like

The thing is that like like Pock then I guess what Drake is doing too is that They're playing thug That's the biggest problem People don't ever talk about this in the West Coast community They loved their Pock Pock played thug and died That's exactly what it did Pock was a fucking art student fucking

He was a hippie He was a hippie He was a fucking revolutionary He was a revolutionary Poet right in fucking From New York Pussy Niggat I love Jake with Jade to Pickett Smith and then he went and played thug

and he got murdered because he was fucking with real killers. Yeah, it's not, it's not smart. I felt bad. I was, I was, when I found out of those things, man, I was like,

oh, that's terrible. A lot of, a lot of rappers obviously got lucky. And they, they didn't fly too close to the sun. But they knew damn well that a lot of them got close. Because there's a lot,

because some of my favorite, some of my favorite records is like, West Coast like you know gangster rap and I know and I remember being cognizant like my mom asking me like she doesn't want me to end up like one of these you know she doesn't want me to end up like that and I'm like mom

I know this is performative like she was trying to be like I need she asked me this I can't believe she did this but she was like I want you to fucking write to me I want you to write me an essay at what this music means to you what it represents and I was like oh hell I'm not writing a fucking I fucking hate school I'm not going to write

something outside of school. So I just told her what this means to me just verbally saying, I know this is performative. Most of these dudes like the It's like a fantasy. And it's cool as shit behind dope-ass beats. I understand this.

I don't fucking exhibit. Like, look what he transitioned to. Like, look, he started to pit my right and shit because he's not, he wasn't about that life. Like, there was only a handful of people that just. No, no, he was. He was about that life. And he got scared off that life.

most people because he's smart. He was like, oh, I'm not doing this anymore. And then he went and then he went and then he went and then he went and then he went and then he went and did Tracks with Within Temptation. Dude, what that track, that song he did within temptation is blew my fucking mind that I'm like,

how did this even happen? Because first of all, it is weird. Who asked him that dude has been gone. He has been fucking in the abyss for years. He put out like, it was like in 2004, bro. So he put a couple of records out after, you know, Restless classic.

Wrestler's a classic West Coast fucking timeless record came out like 2000 or something. And then everything after that was complete dog shit. So he's been dead. He's been dead to the music scene. And for some reason, they were like, hey, you, they dug his grave up essentially. They're like, hey, you want to. I was like, why did you ask him? Now, to be fair, I still, as a young West Coast baby, I love exhibit.

I was obsessed with wrestlers. Anyway, but yeah, yeah, that was, anyone that hasn't heard that song, go listen to it. It's, it's, I mean, I'm be honest, I like it. I like it, but it's also kind of just funny that I'm like, how much did you give this? I like, I like it too, but it's weird. I like it's very weird. It's like a very weird. Like, you listen to you're like, is this, this doesn't, it's almost like it doesn't feel allowed.

It's almost like you're like, it's almost like when you, have you ever, do you guys ever do this where like you as like a kid as like maybe like a seven year old or like maybe eight you just kind of like sat in the driver's seat of the car like when no one was around just to sit in it to be like oh man I can drive just to pretend like you can drive like that's that's kind of what that song is like that's kind of like what that song is like where it's like this doesn't feel like this feels rebellious in the lamest way possible I don't know It's very

It's very strange That is so fucking That's mean I think It is a great artist I say it with love I say it with love I say it with love

I'm from the East Coast And I don't I really don't have much love For the West Coast Like I think a lot of West Coast Rappers are not great rappers But they're great vibers

West Coast vibe is immaculate That's the thing I can never deny That's all that matters The vibe is immaculate but like exhibit Snoop EZE all of those guys they get my respect every time

Wait why is EZE get your respect hold on hold on Easy is a great rapper like as a like a bar smitter He spits amazing bars well I I actually Okay I mean look at I actually I heavily disagree but

I don't like Easy E I like E Easy E has Bops man but I to me his biggest records it is so obvious that Dre taught him how to rap like he did not

he did not know how to rap especially dude listen to his first I'm not gonna I'm not gonna disparage his name I'm not gonna do it I don't know anything about his music that was prior to the

to the creation of the group he look he got so I will say he got there's some people that will get exponentially better quick that you know they're like they're like green to something and then they'll pick up really fast I will say he picked up relatively relatively quick because yeah he sounds like he sounds like any you know we want to respect the legends but the let come on like a lot of legends when we think about

like there's only a handful of legends like maybe rock him where I'm like I don't think I don't think cube is a great rapper bro I don't people get mad at when I say that I think he sounds I think he sounds cool as fuck I think good day I think good day is one of the the best songs ever made a hip hop he's got a great he's not a good rapper though he's got a great voice that's what he has that he's not a great that's true he's got a great fucking voice when he when you're like you can do what get you back into like I can do

like his voice just sounds commanding click click boom we'd be begging on these batches like he sounds fucking awesome like yeah there's like there's no wutan clan in quality you know because wutting clan everybody was a monster for cali you guys don't got a group where everybody's a demon you know the beat like no vasillian people like I'm be honest I don't think you know Vaseline is a good song. I don't think it's good.

I don't think it's a good. When you compare like say, think about like say a Nasdus or something. Think about like ether or something. Okay. You know what I mean? Oh, ether. Ether's insane. But see, but that's what I mean.

Do you think, Derek, the final question before today, do you think, do you think that meet the gram's is as vile as vile as ether is? I really think it's up there. I really think it is up there with Ether like about as good maybe better It's it's probably Let me put it this way Meathograms is one of those

Records that I don't really want to listen to again Because it makes me so uncomfortable It just makes me uncomfortable It just makes me uncomfortable hearing it dude I don't like I don't like I'm envisioning it's so mean spirit It is like you're thinking one day Adonis or maybe even now

Adonis already fucking heard it I mean like it's just one of those things You're picturing these people listening and they're like, that is so fucking mean. It's also just it's the delivery of it specifically that's like kind of like because it's like, because it sounds like really cold in it. But also it's really, I don't know, man, there's something about it. I mean, this is all very gay. Like it's just two guys writing poetry for each other. It's fucking massively gay.

But you know what it is? There's something about, there's something about rap battles that are like, it's like, it's like wrestling. almost where it's like this is like well it's a fight there's like no but what I'm saying it's like I know but I mean like like there's a there's a there's a there's a layer of homoeroticism here

that is like extreme it is a real tussle you know like when people are fighting and they fall down they're on top of each other and it turns into like they're warming around each other it's that they're warming around each other their lips accidentally graze once it's it's just fucking and it keeps house

happening? Like, why does this keep happening? Yeah, then suddenly, like, why does it keep happening? And then suddenly your whole forearm is up someone's, up his ass.

And it's a whole fucking problem. Because I woke up this morning, watching an old match between Mike Bisbee and, uh, this, uh, Korean dude Kane and, uh, like 2009. And I literally,

I'm sitting in the toilet this morning. I'm trying to wake up and I'm watching the first thing I see on my phone. And then, uh, fucking, on top, you know, Keynes and Guard. And I'm just like, God,

this is, like trying to justify, like somebody walks in the room at that very moment and trying to justify it, like someone who hasn't seen MMA. Like, they're fucking passionately,

like making love. That's what it looks. It looks like they're literally about to take. That was my experience. That was my experience with wrestling where it's like, I saw no wrestling until I was like maybe like 11. Like,

or maybe 12 even. And so I saw the first time I was like, this is, fucking gay. I saw real wrestling. That's when I saw real wrestling. I was like the only when I saw like real like actual wrestling. Like Greco-Roman.

Not like so not like so popper wrestling. And I was like oh this looks like like when you're trying to pin somebody. You're trying to like you're trying to like take control of somebody and grab them by their midsection. Like oh this looks rather homosexual. I mean I'll do it still. Like I don't care. Like it's like it was never like a like oh that's gay so it's bad. It's more like it's gay, I'm not gay, so I would...

Yeah, like, I don't... I don't really enjoy watching gay stuff. It's how I felt about it. I love the theatrics of it, but yeah, like, there is, like, just like back in the day, a flighting with Vikings and all that shit, like, it's... Some of the manliest fucking craziest warriors are being gay and rhyming with each other. I'm like, dude, that... It's, there's something about it that is, they have to...

You have to embrace this side of... view that that is kind of a there is lamboyant well that's that's why that's why pro wrestling makes a little bit more sense to me because there is like theatrics to it where it's like it's like it's almost like this like it's like it's almost like a musical without music or like theater you know what I mean where it's like there's a yeah okay yeah there's a flamboyancy here that's kind of what this is too there's like you know they're cleverly rhyming about each other and there's a I don't know it's it's I appreciate it like as a sport almost But I'm not listening to fucking meet the grams.

Probably ever again. It's not catchy either. It's not catchy either. It's just a dissection of, it is, it is psychological warfare at its finest. It would in, in, in rap battle. Like it's, it's like you ever watch rap battles gone wrong or any whatever, however you want to call it? I love, I love the ones why people say the Edward and get punched immediately. And I'm like, why did you say that? every time it's like frame one like he says n and then someone's already throwing a punch bro i already

see the fist already of the you see the falcon forming on his fist from falcon punching it and i'm like how is he doing that it is mega it is mega unfortunate because it's like if you grow up listening to rap music let's say you're a white guy and you grow up listening to rap music you're not like maybe like what 99% of songs have that word peppered throughout them to a degree that's almost fucking borderline hilarious. It's almost like that South Park episode where they count the amount of times they say shit.

And it's just like, well, you have to learn about rap through this medium by which you can only imitate like a quarter of it. So it's like, there's undoubtedly, you're going to run into a position where like, oh, well, I'm freestyling, but like, oh, fuck, I can't say that.

Even though that word rhymes with everything and it's kind of like a massive cheat code. But I don't know how you, I just don't know how you really. I think, I feel awkward. I think honestly, I genuinely think I didn't listen to a lot of rap growing up because I felt awkward listening to songs that I couldn't sing along to. Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram, 500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for $3.69 a month for 39 months with $4,00099 due at signing.

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100%. If you listen to a lot of rap music, if you're in America, if you're in America, if you're in America, it's a lot of rap music. If you listen to a lot of rap artists Slightly If you listen to a lot of rap artists What if you just listen to McLebor? Well that's not a lot of rap

That's not a lot of rap That's one rapper Well no no no wait hold on Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait that's not a lot of rap music Wait wait wait wait no that's not what we're talking about If you listen to a lot of rap it doesn't necessarily mean like you're listening to like every like rap track right Like if you listen if I say like I listen to metal priority All right what are you going to say?

Like let's say I listen to a lot of I listen to a lot of rap music Like I'm like what's Banda music right There's a lot of bond music very likely I'm a lot of people that listen to that music Usually it's given to me by something else You know right but what I'm saying is like Banda is like Mexicans

Right but Banda is not universally popular In the in the Western world In the same way that rap is Well that's true that's true But for hip hop right Hip hop is very popular all over the world Right If you listen to a lot of the music

And you're in America usually you have some black, at least a few black homies, you know, usually, more often than not. Yeah, I mean, probably, I don't disagree. Like, yo, don't say that. Like, that's it. That's how you have homies. Your homies will be like, yo, you can say that around me. If you go around other people, that's what like, either you got bad, you got bad black friends.

If you don't know, does not say that around people. Because any homie of mine, I'd be like, hey, Chris, you can say anyone around me all you want. If we go to Compton for some reason and you're throwing that word around, bro. some people might react differently. Don't do that. I care about you enough to tell you not to do that. Yeah. I know I know.

That's what happens. Yeah. I know there's some black Americans that they're not really, they weren't exposed to black culture in a way that they don't really know themselves either. I have, I've met people like that where, say for me, since where I grew up, my connection really was. was music Like if Yeah Without hip hop

I wouldn't necessarily know A lot or how like You know certain things So if I had a friend If I had one of my Wider Mexican friends come with me To L.A. or something And if I wasn't really

Just kind of privy to that shit Because I didn't have that many examples Because it was bone fucking dry It was just me and my boy Cameron Until I went to public school And then there was still only like Three other two black things You know what I mean?

It wasn't that many. But anyway, you're the only two, you're the only two black friends that I have that actually say it now that think about it. Hmm. You know what's any of the funny thing is I was when I was younger. I say it only for jokes, really.

I don't say it in regular conversation. It's really bad. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. I heard. I don't say regular conversation. Okay.

You know what funny? I've definitely said it. I've definitely said it to make a joke. I don't like if I'm talking to Lillian, I don't say that word around now. If I'm listening, when I rap music, you say ER, you say, when I rap, say ER to Lillian. When I rap songs, I don't say, I don't say, I don't say nigga because I didn't say it growing up, actually.

I was like not allowed to say it to wear the mouse at all. Oh, that would lead to me getting like screamed at. Right. I wouldn't be able to say that to my mom either, but me, you know what the funny thing is like what if it, because I say, I talk about music, but me incorporating nigger every once in a while is comedians are solely responsible. black comedians growing up literally yeah that actually is what form my vocabulary enough to where it slips out every once in a while and um like every once in a while you'll hear me say it

because and it's because of just that shit that's the way that they would talk and sometimes it's funny well the thing about it the thing about it the thing really about it is that it is like the soft a in particular it's just it is just funny like it's a funny word to throw in to like if you have if there's an insult we know it's not good no no no it's not just funny because it's a bad word I think that really is it no no I there's something about it it's the two Gs because of the middle that's it that's it no no no it has nothing to do with it no no no I really don't think so I think ostensibly it does technically because like that's the only reason why it's even worth paying attention to but I do think that there's like a scientific there's a scientific

reason. There's like comedy science behind why that word is so funny. The double G is always powerful. Like that. Like that. Like double G. Val was always powerful. Right. That, well, that that that word followed by that word followed by what is way funnier than fuck what or like bitch what or like any other any other curse that you could possibly throw in there to replace it. It is so fucking perfect. To the point where like I've seen tweets with like 100,000 like, Like some ridiculous like amount of engagement It's like oh two million likes or whatever

Just just just because the words in there If the word wasn't in there no one would give a shit But it just it enhances everything It is so fun It's the biggest cheat code for like a joke The two double G words together are crazy Like the F word, the N word together is the I think that's the funniest thing to say to somebody ever

Just like this is such an insane But the F word But the F word is too long Is the thing and that's that's There's there's there's a sign It's one more letter. It's one more letter. Right, but like one more letter is like all the difference when you're talking about like what's funny. I think that for it. I still think I think the N word is funny. I think the hard R is funnier than a 100% duh. It's just a worst word to say 100%.

For that reason I guess. Yeah. Like this but like the shock value. The F word is still the it's pure. It's pure shock value. The phonetic F is so powerful. Because you could draw an F out so long. and then I'm popping on somebody. But there's also the shock value The shock value of the hard R is like It's really more about like Like if Uncle Ben called Peter Parker that Like while he was dying Like that's hilarious

That is objectively funnier than if he just said soft A Or whatever But like You have somebody dying and screaming that Anyway look we gotta Like you kill a boss and like You kill Sigma and Mega Man X And he screams that as he falls apart

That's hilarious Like that, that, yeah, that would be worth it, man. But, like, I do. The, man, because there are, I remember when I learned how, when the F word, and we'll move on after this, but the F word was so special to me. And I got to say it because of this. The first time I watched the movie The Warriors and there was the character Ajax. And they're in the subway. And I forgot what was said, but his response.

He says, what's the matter? You go and fagget? And I was like, like, using it in that way, like, as like a verb. Like, are you going faggot? And I was like, I was like, this word is amazing. It really, you could use it in so many different ways that I was unaware of. Like, I think they were way more inventive back then. We're kind of nerfing shit as we went along.

Because I've never heard it used in that way before. Like, yeah. So it was, there's, it's special. It's a special word, man. Niggoo. Oh, right. People get their feelings. All right.

Let's get us some questions. We're using derogatory words for them. All right. It's got some questions. Wolf-Haley. Remember, you can write in on patreon.com slash a snark tank at the $5 tier to get your questions run on the show if you got a good one. Wolf Haley wrote it and he says, hey, Ed, Ed, Ed, and fuck Ed.

How can we. expect, how can we expect the show to chains once it's set up in person? Any physical assault or more or less be the same BS? I think it's going to like fundamentally transform personally just because being, being in the same, yeah, being able to like, there's going to be, I, I have a lot of ideas that I want to keep as a surprise even for the guys. I haven't told them anything. But like there's, there's, we want to take advantage of the fact that we are going to be in the same physical space and that will change things for sure

yeah what I would I'm gonna dump I can't hold it I can't hold it anymore my my plan is on the first episode back I'm going to dump a bucket of acid on the Kingston's face and then we're going to watch him

slowly disfigure live on camera and then we're me and Derek are going to laugh and we're going to be howling like chimps yeah while his face melts at the handsomest white man ever the most handsome some white man. Oh, I've done a beautiful

Squidward of you? Oh, no. Oh, you're going to increase my status. Oh, thanks a lot, Chris.

That'd be crazy. I couldn't stand for that. I would have to get that, uh, I don't remember if you were here when we talked about this, maybe not. I don't think you were,

uh, it's when you were kidnapped, I think, and, um, we're talking about sewing a, a little white girl's face on yours, replacing your face

with a little white girls. What, do you recall? Does that sound familiar to you? Never heard that one. Okay. that must have been why you were kidnapped. We were talking about that.

That just getting a little like a 10-year-old white girl's face and then sewing it in place of yours. What was the whole thing? Like, I don't remember what we said. That is the worst thing you can do to me. Yeah. Well, I don't know what is it? I don't remember it at all.

It's not a great thing that somebody can do to you for sure. But like I feel like there are plenty of worse things that somebody can do to you. Yeah. I think that would be acceptable. Yeah. That's not the lower Eschon. After you.

After you guys do it, I'll do it. Kingston, is it worse or better than... Is it worse or better than... Is it worse or better than knocking you out with like chloroform and then really forcing an armadillo up into your colon and then waiting for you to wake up? I think it's worse. Armadillo. Yeah, like a big shelled creature thrashing around in your lower intestine.

It's not going to be thrice. It's going to die. It's not going to start eating. It's going to start eating. And then you're going to have a problem. I wanted to be specifically armored armadillo from Mega Man X. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees.

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than our world like in the future everybody's great shrinks well I always thought that Mega Man I always thought that Mega Man was like three foot two or something like he was like really short

like canonically well it's stupid because that's just because of fucking Nintendo like Nintendo and their little sprites how they always drew things how they always had the sprites and then versus how they actually were

when you got like the the booklets you got the booklets oh yeah he's like a dude's Like they're fucking top Dude, Dude, Mega Man's tall Especially X

X is fucking like He looks like he's seven foot tall He looks like it How tall? How tall is a seven feet tall? No, he looks like it He's like five feet tall So I'm looking

So I'm looking at Mega Man's height According to the character profile On Wiki Which is, you know We don't know But his weight is four He's four foot four

He's a kid And he's 230 pounds He's like Ethan Ralph it's crazy he's a kid made of he's a kid made of metal you know Ethan Ralph as Mega Man

would be perfect casting oh my god for like a live action for a live action film dude doc like that would be so fucking pissed you'd be so pissed like what is this what is this abomination

Colin would be Colin Colin would cry I think Colin would kill himself I think if he heard about that I think Colin would try to get physical Colin might love Mega Man physically stop it Colin might love Mega Man more than I've

more than I've loved anything for sure Like he loves Those are great games man Yeah I don't I don't like Mega Man legends Mega Man See here's my problem

It's not a problem It's actually Mega Man X to me is so much better That like I enjoyed Mega Man Legends For what it was And I just I just can't, even when Megamat 11 came out

I was just like, this is just not as good as X3, X2, like it's just not as good. It's just not. And I'm like, and then they fucking made those gay ass 3D ones on PS2 X7X8. It is so infuriating. At least X8 is a teeny bit better.

Those games are so fucking bad, bro. I play X8 from beginning to end and I was like, this game is piss. This game is pit. I loved that at the time. Oh, you did? Because we would get Axel. You get Axel and shit.

And I was like, I think it's so cool. And then I finished it and I was like, I don't want this game anymore. Speaking of, uh, I don't want this game immediately. Speaking of piss. Do you guys see Dwayne the Rock Johnson got casted as apocalypse? And there was like a tweet that announced that announced it that was like, Hey,

Dwayne the Rock Johnson is, um, is apocalypse. Or they like won him or something right? Yeah, or something like that. Yeah. But it's Dwayne the Rock Johnson next to a, a cup of piss. I saw that too. Did you make that? I didn't make that.

I didn't make that at all. That's like, that's like a real thing that was just out on Twitter. How awesome is that? I don't know what to make it like. I think it's brilliant. I think it's fucking brilliant, right? Because it just coincides with all the, with all the,

with all the news. And did you know, so I found this out last second where I already rendered the video and I was kind of upset about that and uh but i for the audio listeners they got an opener they got a cold open of the rock accidentally showing his piss bottle in 2017 he was showing off his fucking his project rock uh shoes or whatever and then there was a vosh jar because he used to be sponsored by vosh or i don't know if still is and it's just full of piss and then he says that's that's crazy this is 100% real and he says embarrassingly he's like I just realized

that accidentally showed you my jar of pee has a little laugh and he goes look guys I'm training really hard I don't have time like he it's not even a joke it's not a bit at all like he just he didn't want to reshoot it and he's like fuck it I'm just be candid and then he chose to post that and people is there a glimpse

of the jar where you could see like is it pulp is there pulp in it like is he is he sick is there pope it was like fucking apple cider vinegar in it well he Mine's mostly pulp.

What? You didn't know, like, say, You can't have pulp in your piss, right? You're exposing that you don't eat a lot of fruits. You know, you eat some oranges and stuff like that, that you piss out the pot. I eat quite a bit of fruit, but like there's not pulp in my piss.

So like if you eat oranges, if you eat oranges, you piss out the pulp, if you, if you eat apples, your, your piss kind of looks like applesauce. And Kingston, there's also like, there's also the issue of if you're if you're not pissing the pulp out that's almost like gum where it's like that stays in your digestive track for a really really long time like you're supposed to piss it out so i know you guys are dumb and saying this shit but the idea that piss can be pulpy it's crazy to me it's really a damn near my nairnerner sauce you piss it up damn near

it's crazy that's scary i want to start eating a ton of beats so i can like frighten myself because i like piss red or something you piss out red are you piss bright red yeah apparently you do i but i want to i want to i want to do that. I want to do that. I want to pee the bed with nobody give me. So I wake up. So you both wake up, right? And there's piss all over the bed. I'm like, literally, I'm sick. I'm really

sick. My son, she's fucking scream. He's like, oh my God, he's dying. I'm going to lose my love of my life. And then I'm like, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. After that, she hits you a few times and then grabs a straw. And she just starts with a good. That's fucking heinous.

She waits for you to pass away, though. So when you get to the other side, you have a positive memory of her, but once you're gone, she's like going to town on that. That's, that's really fucking upsetting. She drank the piss so thoroughly, the color is gone off the bed. The bed looks clean. It's completely dry. Bone dry. She sucked the stain out of the fucking bed, bro.

That's crazy. That's like that guy that we invented. She used to be so fucking mad, bro. That's like that guy that we invented who sucks the worms off the out of the concrete. He pours water all over the concrete So worms come out of that he sucks No, no, no, no, no, you don't understand. Oil on his face.

No, no, no, no, no, no. That's not what it was. It was heat, like, no water at all. No worms to be, he sucks flat concrete. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 26. Ram, 500 Big Horn crew cab,

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This fucking gullet. He's got a big oil fucking state on his face and sucking all the oil off the fucking concrete. But when I, but look, when I saw that photo, when I saw that photo of Dwayne the Rock Johnson next to piss, next to the, next to the cup of piss. And it said, uh, Dwayne the Rockdoraxson wanted to play Apocalypse. I, I, I, I didn't, I didn't tweet it out because I felt like it just wouldn't land well. but like I felt like I wanted to tweet out it's like that's a terrible character design for Apocalypse

because normally they have like a picture of they have a picture of the actor next to the character they're playing and for whatever reason it was a jar of piss and I was like that does not look like Apocalypse at all you know what I'm gonna forget to make so Apocalypse says is one thing right there's one character he has that's amazing

he has the best one liners ever he says some like prophetic like Hebrew like fucking Hebrew shamagy's like And he's like Oh yeah Yeah But I am apocalypse

The strong I like that line I like that line at the end of At the end of his first comic run Where it's where he says I just pulled a really long hair Out of my ass And boy is it long

And he shows his asshole too And he shows his asshole He shows his bare assholes Purple His purple Egyptian asshole I am not a mutant Mutants do not have big purple assholes

And then he just bends over And shows it His asshole is actually, it clipses his butt cheeks. It's like, it's weird. Yeah. It looks like, it looks like one of those little climbing holes at, like, Chuck E. Cheese. It looks like, it just looks, it's like, looking at his asshole, you really wouldn't be able to, you're like, what is that?

Cable's battle. He was like, what the fuck am I seeing? What is his? People in the middle of the fight just stops. He's so confused He's fucking He has stunned damage What's happening?

You guys still You guys still watching I just see You guys still watching X-Men 97 Today the finale Right? Is it only nine episodes? It's not gonna be 10?

I will see But I haven't watched it yet It was episode nine I watched the fuck out of it already Dude It's gonna be crazy bro It's it's time It's goal time

It's dude So I tweeted this out All I said was, and it's not a spoiler. That was fucking disgusting. You're fucking, that was, you. That was like a gooner, man. That was gooner face. Dude, I've never been this fucking happy and satisfied.

That's when the new porn drops out of your house. You're outside and you're like, oh my God, the new porn side. And you run home. You are shopping. You leave your shopping car getting your car and drive home to beat your dick. That's crazy. When you fight on the way home, you're already getting naked. He's just taking it close.

Yo, you're undressing as you drive. You're starting to feed it. You're giving it a little bit of tugs. You're tugging it. Getting it all fucking nice and warmed up. The second you walk through your front door, you are max. You are as hard as you could possibly be. It's so bad you open the door with your dick.

You undo the latch and then your dick walks the door open. And you close it. You ever see, that's why, that's why you ever see, you ever been driving or you've ever been on the road and you see like one mysterious shoe on the road? Like just some random shoe. I literally just saw that yesterday. That's what that is. That's what that is. It's like some guys.

Oh. Toss the shoes out the window. Slung the shoe straight out the window. That's crazy. Can you imagine if we lived in a world or, if we ever, if we ever lived in a world, not even just us, but just like, human. where there, like porn was almost like video games or movies where like there was, there would be like a midnight release for like a new porn and people would line up for it and get a physical copy and then run home to fucking jerk off.

And people would call in, people would call out for work the next day. 14, dude. I'm like 14 years old because me and my friends pulled together. We got a browser subscription. We got a, we got a gift card. We got a brand description. And it was pretty much like every time something dropped, it'd be one like, yo, new new, new priori just dropped.

In a group chat. And we would do in a group chat. That is so weird. For like half an hour. That's crazy. You know, it was crazy. Dog, horny young boys are discussed. We were, I think that group, I think that group chat is still on this phone actually.

I have to recover it. But I think that I have to recover because it was so many years ago. But that shit was. we were that was goonery that was pre-goonery gunnery gunnery yeah that is what

crushed our fucking I crushed our fucking imagine the idea of my grandma coming down to the basement and I've crusted it over with come it's just fucking and she walks in

there's dripping there's audible dripping it's a fucking ice rink at this point it's just fucking that's a cave it's a cave it's a cave with

fucking guano fucking everywhere and just batch it all over the fucking place what is this what is this there's fucking there's fucking

there's this There's stalactites There's stalactites and stalagmites Of like semen That's really upsetting I don't There's just cum covered bats There's pure white bats

Because they're just covered and cum And they fly overhead Bats I have to say I've never I have to say I've never I've never been caught I've never been caught once Not a single time

Yeah Yeah I almost did I almost did I never been caught I never been caught I never I slipped up.

I slipped up. I didn't lock the bathroom door one time. When I was still living at home, you know, everybody still lived there. Step sisters all still lived there. So one of them was just going to like walk into the bathroom, you know, like, and me, I, fucking, I hope I closed it fast enough before, like, but there's a possibility that a glimpse of my rod might have been seen. And I was like, fuck, you know, so like, I don't know to this day because obviously I'm not

going to ask them about it. I'm not gonna fucking, I'm not gonna be like, oh, you see my dick, I'm sorry. You know, like, it just, either one of them accidentally saw my fucking, either one of them saw my dickhead or they didn't and it was like, I just, I'm not sure. And to this day, I don't know. Did you see my, that? What is, you're not gonna ask? You just shuffle over.

Yo, do you see my dick? Guys, what is this headline? What is this headline? What is this headline? RFKG just says doctors found a dead word. in his brain? What is that? Yes. Yes. Did you see that retweet? Apparently

he said it. Apparently he said it himself. I don't know if it's real, but apparently he said it. Which I believe it. I believe that there's and then somebody coupled it with that picture of

Hubert Farmsworth from Futurama, the professor. Jesus Christ. Professor Farmsworth, like and he has that brain slug and he I think it died from like malnutrition because the one that was, yeah, the ones that that starved to death that was on fry. And I was like, that that's fucking excellent. I love that.

Because that guy is a dumb motherfucker. And he would have worms in his brains. He would. Good news, everyone. Good news, everyone. All right. Nyan cat, I'm a fire in my laser. WTF boom, boom, Pido, Berto, wrote in.

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It smells like those trees from where we used to live. We had those weird trees. Oh, the gum tree, the Jizz trees, bro. I hated those trees. I was like, why I'm all over North Orange County where I grew up, dude? They're all over the place. It's disgusting. Why they smell like cum?

Why they smell like my cum in particular? My cum is exactly like that. What fucking monster? Why do people plant these things? That's what I don't understand. They know it smells like cum, and they're like, hey, let's do it. I don't know. What's a horny dudes.

What's a horny dudes, horny women are planning this shit. It's a problem. But, yeah, I don't know. Next, next first shop for sure. Yeah. Gay Green Day be like, well, maybe, well, maybe I'm the Fsler America. That's literally just the lyric. What's up color and size gradient?

As your only non-binary listener, you may not know it is part of our culture to have weird ass names. I'm very aware of that. my question is what name would you choose for yourself or your kid if you didn't have to follow traditional naming conventions honestly if I didn't have to follow traditional naming conventions

I don't know if I would make up a weird name I think I would just probably choose a name that I thought was cool regardless like a girl if I had a daughter I'd be like oh you're I don't know Zach or something you know what I mean like something like that where it's like it's not necessarily fucking a strange name

but it's just like yeah if nobody cares anymore like people are just kind of if everybody was just okay with that people having like febidated masculine names regardless of like who they are it's probably like a I feel like your opportunities widened quite a bit you know what I mean

yeah yeah I don't I mean you get the other other gender's names pretty much right yeah I don't have anything wild man just like there's a couple of you know middle names I've always thought like that's open season I think even like if I choose to have kids

I the my kids middle name is gonna be something stupid as fuck regardless, like, it's probably going to be Robocop or something or like Magneto, like something, something like that. It's for sure. Young Sheldon. But, yeah.

Yes, if my kid can get beaten up to where he kills himself, he gets beaten up fucking so much to where he just. There's been seven seasons of that show, man. I don't get it. It's to the point now where he's just Sheldon. He's not Young Sheldon anymore. Yeah. No, I don't get.

He's just Sheldon. I mentioned this right where the site where I watch stuff, like shit that I'm not like interested in like streaming or whatever the fuck it has young Sheldon on there and it has a high rating I think the ratings like is good it's it's like

acceptable people love it point something or whatever I don't in this this website it's trusted they rate things pretty accurately and I don't understand young Sheldon's rate I don't I don't yeah they're all in on it they're all in on it they're all in on the joke

and I just, and I missed it. Like, I didn't get the email or something. You know, it does feel, the success of that show does feel like you missed something in some way where it's like I feel really out of the loop here. Why? Like, I'm not going to watch the show for any. I don't like the way. I don't like that kid. He looks like a Gerber baby still.

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Sheldon. I just, but realistically I think it's, it's, It's kind of a social experiment. That's the way that I truly feel. In the same vein, how I understand how, like, we understand all propaganda works and how hype works. And did you guys see Top Gun Maverick that came out like a couple years ago? Yeah. If you look at the ratings for that movie and the way that people were talking about it,

like it was like the second coming of Christ. And I watched it and I was like, that was a fine movie. It was, there was nothing extraordinary but that movie in any way, shape, or form. Like nothing But the way that people Like say Like the way that I talk about Or everybody's been talking about X-Men 97

That's the way that some people Were talking about Top Gun Maverick And there's I do remember that It is just A basic fucking movie It is a fine summer action flick

That has no stakes in it It's nothing I remember people Singing the praise of that movie And I remember being like I don't believe you So I never saw it I was just like

It's it's plain You know what it is Those are the people who get excited about lots and lots of jets and planes. That's the audience that is really into fucking Top Gun Maverick. It's like, look at that. It's lots and lots of jets and planes, the movie with Tom Cruise. It's like, okay, cool, have fun with your fucking infomercial movie. Weirdo.

Tom Cruise is in a jet. Awesome. What is this? The 80s? What are you talking about? Faceless enemies. Like literally PG. And I mean PG, not PG 13, PG like sex.

romance scenes. Like it was the safest fucking movie I have ever seen. And I, and I mean that that is no hyperball. There was no faceless enemy, PG romance, the, almost no stakes, no real stakes. It was the safest fucking thing I've ever seen. And people were like, this is amazing. And I'm like, you're, you are caught in this weird phenomenon of hype that you don't understand that you're a part of. And, uh, in the same vein, there were people that were shitting on bullet train. And I'm like you're fucking high. That movie's amazing. People,

Bullet train was so fucking fun. I was flashbang by the fact that we didn't like that movie. Yeah. I was like, what? This is a great film. And that was around the same time. It was around the same time because we,

Jojo and I, we saw Bullet Train. We saw Maverick later in the theater like when it was almost like out off the theater. But we were, we were like, dude, there is something happening in time and space time that shouldn't happen. That's what it felt like.

There is a reversal that took place, and we don't understand how. Maybe a scientist will be able to crack the code in some way. It has to do with fucking dark matter or something because it didn't make sense. I was like, the wrong movies being crazed. Bulletin was awesome. All the action scenes. Great. It's such a fun funny movie.

It's a fun movie. The samurai aesthetic, too. Oh, my God, dude. It is great. I loved it. It is exactly the kind of dumb, fun action. movie that like I've been waiting for for a long time where it's just like it's not connected to some existing like massive IP or maybe it is maybe Bull Train's a fucking graphic novel I don't

fucking know I doubt it oh it's a graphic no but it is actually it's not a graphic it's not graphic sorry not graphic novel oh it's a book really yeah 100 it's a book oh I had I didn't know that's that's sick though it was like a fucking good it was just so much fun to watch and it's not serious it's not like a serious movie doesn't take itself super seriously not at all But like, God damn, it's so fun. I don't know, yeah. That was confusing to me. I haven't seen Top Gun Maverick.

I'm probably never going to. I just don't. I didn't. It's a good movie, but it's not like crazy. I even only, I only saw like the first 30 minutes of the first Top Gun before kind of thing. I don't care, really. I just watch the volleyball scene. Lots and lots of Jets and Plains.

No. Lots and lots of Jets and planes. No, Top Gun is barely a good one. It's barely a good movie. I'm sorry. It is barely passable. It is a fine. It is,

I would just say, yeah, I wouldn't even say, I say fine, but I would say good is because I'd say, no, fine is under good, right?

Well, how would you classify it? If you said something's fine, you would say, good is better, right? Yeah. Yeah, I would say so.

That's all I feel. Top Gun Maverick is a fine film. Although fine, I think about, I feel like it all depends on the, there's bad. There's man. Hold on.

Hold on. It's the intonation. Because if you, I'll say, I'll put it this way. If I say, if you're like, oh, how was that movie? And I'm like, oh, it was good. Then you're like, oh, it's a good movie. And then if somebody asks you the same question and it's like, it was good. That's, that means it's fine.

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Adamantly think Top Guns a gay movie It's so adamantly It's because of the fucking volleyball scene The volleyball sees the gayest fucking thing ever The only thing that's The only thing is close as gay is Rocky 3 When fucking Rocky and Apollo are celebrating after

I think Rocky finally beat him when they're racing on the beach and I think Rocky finally beats them and they're like hugging and like it's it's so gay but I think I think the volleyball scene and Top Gun is gay I don't think it's gay at all they're just

two boys two two buds having a good time bro I may be misremembering but I feel like they're oiled up and shit I may be misremembering they're sweaty and they run they hug each other and they're like it's not because the top gun scene of the that shit is questionable for sure

for sure it's questionable but for um what you call it for rocky and uh apollo when he finally out runs apollo they just hug and they're like holding shoulder to shoulder they're not like lifting each other up and like licking each other's fucking like if they were shirtless

then I think we would see this in a completely different light but they weren't uh maybe there was that deleted scene there was that deleted there was that deleted scene in Top Gunn where um where Tom Cruise

sucks the plane's dick which I thought was pretty wild I can't believe they shot it like practically too there was no acting going on they used practice they used a real they used a real plane with the dick

yeah they got a real plane with a dick and they made them suck it like an average like a six incher like a six inch penis it's a completely normal penis and he's just

and he's just going to town on it like he's fondling his playing balls he's sucking the fuck out of it dude speaking of it's Speaking of dicks, pussy boy wanted beef after Galactic acquisition wrote in. He says,

What's up retina-infected imp oversized the imp and horny imp? What would happen if one day you woke up and your dick just fell off? Like just fell off and now you have to get a new dick at Dix R Us or something. Would you change your dick or just go back to the same one? So I guess the question is, I'd probably just stick with the same. I'm going to stick with what I know. I don't need anything.

I really want a dick that rives like. Like, you guys have seen Resident Evil 5, right? Play the game, right? You know how Alvarezca's arm on the final ball? And I don't end of the game, how his dick just like, rise arm? There's like rise with the tentacles on it. I want my penis to do that when it gets real hard. You want to ride with like fucking like a little critters moving through it.

Scare the fuck out of a bitch, bro. Yeah. Scared the shit out of somebody. Yeah, that would, that would do it. That would mortify someone. I would do it. Like, why is it like it's answering around to your dick? Because there is.

And there's got to be a, there'll be an eye in your fucking, uh, your pee hole or something. Huge as eye on the top of the head of my dick. If that makes any sense. Yeah. There's always, that's always the hip point. That's always the hip, uh, the weak point. Like it's like it's a critical mark, bro. That's so crazy.

There was, oh, man. That's heinous. Yeah. No, I don't know. I feel like there's too much. There's too much real fast. The issue is I'm 30. And so like, I don't know.

I, have so much practice with this one. And I know what I'm doing with it. Like, I understand it. If I had to learn a new one, I feel like I could never really catch up to that level of like competency. And so it's just like, nah, I'm not going in. Like, even if I get a new car, like, I've been thinking about that, like, where it's

like, oh, do I just trade in my car for just like a new car? I'd probably just get the same car again. But like maybe like a year later or something. Like a slightly newer model. I'm not going to trade in my Toyota Corolla for like a fucking, you know, towards a fucking Ferrari or some shit. Or like a Bugatti Veyron or some nonsense. It'd be like, oh, I just want like a more modern, like a slightly more modern version of the thing I already have. Because I understand how to drive this.

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well, okay, technically, Kingston, you are upgrading your penis, fine, fair enough, monstrously, but it's still an upgrade. So all I want to do is make my way longer, and I mean way longer, because what I really want to achieve is, I want to be able to lay in bed

and still be able to piss in the toilet. So meaning I can just leave my dick in the toilet. Oh my God, you're going to leave your dick on the edge of the toilet. It's the end of the toilet. And what you do is you put the head, you put the head just beyond the place where the clamp would be. So it doesn't hurt the head. It's just on the-on-the-shap.

It's just on a little bit of the shaft. And then you just pee in a toilet and you wake up and you're like, imagine how fucking amazing that is. It doesn't roll it back up. Imagine how amazing that. would be not having to get up to piss. That's fucking incredible. Like I don't want a degenerate that'll piss in bottles.

Wait, what? I want a prehensile one too. Like a tail. Like a monkey's tail or a cat's tail. Okay, fair enough. I can start getting foolish with it. I understand. I think I get that.

Yeah. The idea of somebody's talking about. I slap it with my cock real fast. And they're like, what just happened? Like, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, I want like a cheetah. Like a cheetah.

I want like a thick cheetah fucking cock. And then, like, I can swore. I can, like, run and swore. I can, like, cut corners. Like, do, I'll be the best running back in fucking history of the NFL. Like, you just fucking, you just fucking cut corner. You will be able to duke anything. Would they let you?

Would they allow? If you actually had some, would they allow you to, it's kind of like, say, people were kind of questioning if Michael Phelps should be able to swim because he's kind of born with, like, webbed feet or something. And his, his frame and everything was built for that type of event. And it's like is this is that borderline like you know if you're if you're straight up born that way you should be able to do it because you're just born I agree yeah but it's just it's also if you if you're enhanced if you like do fucking crisper technology to make your kid a fucking yeah that's a damn near fucking tritian from B and D. he did with Ming Yao like they he was he was like they bred the fuck of him out of him to be like seven five or whatever in China like they like literally yeah. and he broke down so quickly because of it.

Like he, he had such a short NBA career because The Chinese engineering, bro. Yeah, exactly. They built things up quick, but then they fall apart instantly. He was literally just a fucking toothpick, man.

That's so, that's so crazy. But the, the whole, so Michael Phelps swimming and not being able to because he's like uniquely, uniquely almost designed for it.

I feel like that's not an argument as to why he shouldn't swim. I feel like it's an argument as to why he's probably the only person who should. You know, they should just get other people who, like, why is nobody else like this? Like, if nobody else is like this, then I'm sorry, you don't belong in the water nearly as much as Michael Phelphel. Why are you going to lock this guy out of the thing that he's uniquely perfect to do? That's insane. You guys should get the fuck out.

Oh, I got to shave. I got to shave everything. Yeah, get the fuck out of there. You got to oil yourself up just so you can swim at a reasonable fucking speed. Get the fuck out of here. Pussy-ass bitch. Pussy lame-o fucking dumb bitch. I wonder how much that really helps, though.

Like, uh... What, cutting, cutting the, um, the hair off your body? Probably nothing major, but like, you know,

every minor advantage. I know they, like, oh, it's a, it's a thing of, it's in the same vein as when people are weighing in,

like, they're cutting weight for, like, combat sports. Yeah. And they'll shave their head. Like, they're not like,

motherfuckers, like, some people have, like, locks. I've seen that before. They have locks. I'm like,

that's a significant amount of weight. But like, motherfuckers will just cut off their, I'm like, you just, come on, dude. It's any, and it that avoid that fine,

bro, because you know, you get fined if you don't, if you don't meet the rate. Well, you can get fine, and you lose, like,

in, you can get fine. You lose 20% of your purse and, like MMA usually. The thing is that if you put that hair on a scale, it will not show up at any metric.

That's what I know. That's what I noticed. But, you know, anything to make that way. Like, I think, weight cutting is horrible. I think the way

that some of those athletes look when they get off that weighing thing and they're like about to fall down and then they got a fight in a day. They're close to death. It is horrible. It's like she looks terrible. Yeah. It's not I'm super against that.

I was going to say I had to do the opposite. You'd be able to manage a weight. You had to the opposite for the greater clash. It's so fucking terrible. That is funny. You don't see that very often. No, yeah. It is all really It is sincerely horrible

Because it is sincerely horrible Because it's just like man Because he he cut Like William Haynes The guy I thought He cut like a lot Like an insane amount Like he was sleeping in the fucking

The plastic bag thing And then I was just constantly eating And so it's just like man I feel so sluggish Because I can't stop eating ever It's fucking horrible William William was thinner than he's

normally is, is normally he's not that thin. He was, he was cut, he was more cut than usual, but he was thinner than he usually is. Yeah, because he lost all that weight. Yeah, but it just lost all the weight around your muscle. Extreme weight cuts. On two weeks notice, on two weeks fucking notice too.

And that's the thing, though, why he was even more unfair for Chris technically, because it's when you do, when you do weight cutting that close, right? That is you are the vast majority, like 80%, maybe even more, just water weight. And so then you rehydrate in a way that

the only disadvantage is arguably they say scientifically that you are not able to absorb as much punishment with your head rattling around because you lose liquid that cushioned your brain like the fat substance that cushioned your brain that is an argument but when you're on

the amateur level like that that doesn't matter like most people aren't getting smoked so there's just the size advantage and so that's arguably even though it must have been really shitty for him to cut weight like that it still when it comes fight night, he retains most of his size. So there's that advantage where you're naturally smaller in a way that you weren't cutting at all.

So it's like, what a miss? I couldn't afford to cut. I get it. Yeah, I mean, whatever. Yeah, their pitchers, like, oh, it's technically more even because they'll have to cut in like a really short amount of time. It's like, whatever. Like, I don't believe that. I don't believe you believe that.

But like, whatever, I want to fight. I guess we'll just do it. I don't believe, I don't believe you believe that. believe you believe that just trying to tell you like whatever they need to say yeah like your parents are lying to you about some bullshit and you know they're lying it felt so silly like they're trying to justify it's like oh it's actually like more even than it seems it's like don't have to do that like I know that it's not even even slightly like you think I'm stupid like I stupid you think I am like what yeah but anyway last question and then we'll get the

fuck out of here uh yeah uh cypher graph wrote in he says howdy smart feller and fart smellers been a listener for years and a patron for a few months thanks for the smiles Thank you, Ciphergraph What is the best and worst smells You've ever experienced

For me the smell of rain is the best And the worst is an overfilled outhouse In the middle of the woods In a hundred degree summer That sounds pretty bad I will never I don't remember the best smell I ever smelled But I do remember the worst one

I remember the worst one by I think Kingston might have even been there. I know Joe was for sure. It was when we were living on, I mean, we could say this, on the, in the building on San Fernando and Angelino. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26. Ram, 500 Big Horn crew cab, four by four for three sixty nine a month for 39 months with $4,00099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call one, 877 RAM, 5722 for lease details. Requires dealer contribution and lease through Stalantis Financial. Current vehicle must be

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loans an amount subject to lender approval and i ordered i ordered i ordered i ordered i posted i think zanku chicken or something i was like okay cool cool cool and it was on its way and then I got the notification that like oh they're outside and they're looking for a way and it's like oh okay and I usually usually when I order I just meet the people outside because I just don't want to I don't want to deal with like it's more convenient for them to not have to come into the building like it's just consider it I I feel they don't have to meander around looking for your door they don't know the building as well as you do so I go out and I look for the guy and I see a guy with food who's clearly looking to deliver food and I go oh Chris and he goes yeah

and I say okay And then I take it And then I go back upstairs and I open it And it is not my order at all It's not even from the same place It's like this is clearly somebody else's order Who happened to order at the same time Who like the guy just

Maybe maybe it was another guy named Chris Maybe the guy just didn't care That he just that Yeah Yeah But I opened it But I opened it and the smell was so strong and so pungent and so confusing. I didn't even know what I was looking at.

I was looking at this food trying to figure out like is this meat, is this gelatin, is this potato? I had no idea what the fuck I was looking at sincerely. What made it worse too is like there was no receipt in the bag. There was no like marking on the box. So I couldn't even like look up like what it was restaurant this was. but that was some of the most disgusting food I've ever seen and Joe ate I think all of it because he's a fucking fiend

But it was really a fucking offensive Southeast Asia Maybe I really Derek What is it called? I couldn't It starts with a D I think I sincerely

Kingson you were there right Yeah It's horrible Kingston You were there you saw it You saw it right I remember, it's making me feel queasy. What was it?

It was like grayish brown. I don't know what it was. I was like, I. Oh, brother, brother. No, brother. Uh, brother. Brother, uh, brother. For me, the best smell lover is easily champagne toast candles from Bath and Body Works.

Fucking love those candles. Champagne toast candles. Champagne toast candles. The worst smell, obviously, obviously a dead body. I don't know. never been out of that body. Dead body smell smell, dead body smell horrific, dude. Yeah, I don't think I've ever smelled a human dead body.

It wasn't a human. It was an animal dead animal. Yeah, like an animal carcass for sure. It's horrific smell. Just a bunch of rotting fucking meat is absolutely disgusting. But human apparently smells way worse. It does for a myriad of reasons. More meat. And then, uh, and then our diet. I think that that's the, the two combos. I do also feel like it's probably like genetic. I do like this. Probably like a genetic component, right?

Like, oh, a dead human is probably like a lot more jarring to us. Just evolutionarily speaking than it would be. I would say once you identify that it was. I think that's psychologically. I think that's like kind of psychosomatic in a way that you would just smell a putrid smell, being like, oh, this is disgusting. Once you learn it's a dead body, it probably compounds. It's like way worse. Like, oh, my God, I'm smelling a fucking dead body.

Like, I'm smelling a guy, you know, and his cocks rotting and shit. Like, that's crazy. Just hot Not say that part But yeah Best smell to me Food-wise Grilled onions

I think grilled onions I think that's why People are so attracted To like in and out Or something Because it's just They grease their grills With they have onion oil

And they grease the fuck out of it They obviously have that caramelized section of their onions and stuff And the smokes coming out It's just the thing that really attracts people I think it what it also It's why people think they're burgers patties taste so good is because they're like

drenched in onion oil and I feel like anyone could do that and I don't understand why other companies don't do it or have grilled onions like I don't get it they use different oils in different places I know I know there's a restaurant I used to go to that did everything with peanut oil and I fucking loved it but I don't remember what the fuck five five

peanut oil five guys yeah I love peanut oil I'm just like thing that's interesting because I thought that like it can be highly allergic to people that have the tree nut allergies I at least I thought. Yeah, but I can give a fuck about those people. Those people. Yeah, yeah.

Can I, can I? So I, so there's a conspiracy theory I think about like about peanut allergies and like how come you know, you see all these old people. It's like no one had a peanut allergy when I was a kid. Right? Uh-huh. Like that's like an idea, right? And is that, is that real or is that?

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They started mixing blood. It ended up other places. It started showing up and not showing up. And then, like, we came to America where there's tons of peanuts and my focusing in peanuts and dying left and right from it. And just how, that's how things work, I guess. The way, I, well, Chris, your question, actually, it makes me care. It's almost made me curious enough to look it up, where I think I may look it up

because in the same vein. as what people thought about autism or left-handed graphs or anything like that. Where they're like, why is all this shit exploding out of nowhere? And it's a lot of times just lack of knowledge, lack of identifying something. And I'm wondering if it is that or if it's the wives tale, because I kind of believe this, where I feel like you can build up an immunity. It's like, say, the kid that eats the dirt versus the kid that's coddled and never experiences anything, a lot of times seems to have more allergic issues because they weren't

exposed to allergens in a way that the other kids were growing up. And people would say, well, yeah, the kids that didn't have the bananas, the peanuts and and all that shit growing up that they just built up no immunity to this thing. I don't know if that's true, but I believed it. I just because they sound reasonable to me. I don't think that works for like major allergies. Like maybe like obviously kids that are outside playing around that are going to have it be more durable, more sturdy, used to being hurt more.

Like think of it like this now, right? when I was younger, when I was playing physical sports, the things that would hurt me would actually make me feel pain were way worse than now. Like, if I get hurt now, I feel the pain now, because I'm not as durable as it was. You know, I don't have the same resilience I did when I was younger. But, like, if there's something that's going to, like,

you're not going to be able to adapt to getting shot constantly. You know, you're going to die eventually. Same though, like an allergy. Like, if you're, if you have, like, a bad peanut allergy, you're not going to have a chance to adapt, but you're going to try peanuts maybe the one time. Here's the thing. Here's why I disagree.

with this. I developed later in life, late 20s, a sensitivity to eggs and I hate it. It ruined most of my diet because I ate eggs all the time and it makes no sense to me. Like, I feel cursed. Even when I came up to Cali for Nikki and Jordan's thing. I've never seen eggs. Even when we have breakfast. That's true. I fucking, because I can't. It's, it's like they got the breakfast Burritos, Jojo got the breakfast burrito during I, but couldn't, I just fucking just can't. And then, like, she offered me a bite, and I'm like, get the fuck, like, I want to slap her. I'm like, get the

fuck out of here. The thing, the thing with that, though, the thing with that though, is that, that's just like, you can't have eggs, right? You have a sense, and even some people who are allergic to certain things, right? They'll be like, okay, um, this is, you know, I'm allergic to this, I can't eat it. But peanut allergies is like, yo, I can't even be around that because I'll die and seize up and

explode. Oh, the ones that like extreme. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. How do, how do, how does that last this long? Like how does that How do you get how is it 2024 and a peanut will kill you? Well, it's a trait. That's why. It's a trait that you have. Some sort of random mutation that was probably attached to something else

that we don't know about. People got bread into it. We kind of identified that the tree nut, no, the tree nut thing, we can't identify that it is what it is. And then instead of the people that have it die out, we're protecting them. So it's going to keep. passing on probably. No, but here's what I'm saying. Here's what I'm saying.

Severe peanut allergies are so bad that if you're even a, if somebody breathes around you who's had peanuts recently, like they'll go into like a fucking shock. Like it's fucking nuts. And to me, when I'm, what I think is like, there's no chance that that these people have survived this long with everybody around them being as considerate or this considerate. Peanuts are very, very fucking common, especially like if you're going to the gym and like protein shakes and stuff like it's a very common fucking it is a very very very very

common ingredient and everything there's no shot you're not in the same building as many many peanut oriented things at any given point if you're like a social being so to me i'm like are you really are you really deathly allergic to peanut butter or peanuts or did you have like a really bad attack when you were younger and because parents were like a little bit more protective they just kept you away from it forever so you just assume you're going to die i really kind of don't believe. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's for probably for some people. That's an interesting some people. But there are definitely people that like, that is very interesting. That's, that's, that's definitely very reasonable. A hundred percent. Like, a lot of people are like, oh, I have asthma. So,

you know you don't have asthma. One time you had, like, a bad allergic reaction and you couldn't breathe. You don't have asthma, actually. Like, I'm, I, I am allergic, according to my parents, like, like, when I was, like, a baby, baby, they gave me, like, penicillin for something. And I had, like, a bad reaction to it. Something like, just, I don't know what the fuck it was, it was like a really severe allergic reaction. So it's on my record, on my medical records that I'm like, I'm allergic to penicillin. But I haven't had penicillin since I was literally a baby. Because of that.

Yeah, you can get that test. And so like, and so I don't know if that's even true. I don't know. How do I know it's like I just, maybe I might have had a bad reaction to it when I was a baby? Sure, maybe. But like maybe that would have gone away if I just had it more. Maybe it's gone. It's interesting that you bring that up.

It may, well, maybe the thing. I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think it's actually important to have those panels to, and they'll test you because I did that specifically because of I wanted to see, I know I've been a slightly higher lactose intolerance than the average person. And so I did one of those panels and that showed up. I don't think I was, I don't know if the egg thing was even on there because it's not considered dairy, but I don't fucking know if they have had a category to test that. But it has so many different things that, and I think penicillin is definitely one of those

things. Do you actually know? But dude, I really, you kind of blew my mind. in a way that I was thinking about my mom where she swears and I don't believe her. I just don't. Where she swears that it is

the most painful thing in the world to get a blood drawn to get like a needle. And what I think and what I think is she probably had a bad experience when she was really young and then I brought up the psychosomatic

before like having a psychosomatic episode where I think she has that because there's no And you can't convince her. You can't convince her. But like to me, there's no fucking shot. There's no shot that these little, because, you know, especially I have to take TRT. And I know.

And I told her, I had a conversation with this. I'm like, mom, those needles hurt less than a cat scratching you. Like, I've had cats our whole life. I've been scratched by cats and it's fucking, it feels like a knife slit in your fucking thing. You're like, God damn it, you fucking cat. versus this pinch that is a really quick pinch on these fucking hyperdermic needles

and I'm like you can't tell me that is the worst like you know and that she won't and I'm like it is in the same vein as what you're saying like some motherfucker had a bad experience and just like same people saying oh I'm allergic to bees or anything

and I'm like no you're fucking not dude I know you're not because if a bee came anywhere around you you would fucking dart in the other direction if that were true like you know but people some people have these allergies, right?

I assume for like the reason why allergies exist in the first place is that usually there's some sort of trait attached to some sort of random protein that evolutionary they got that comes with something else, right? And then what happened is that they're just probably their lineage, just not from a place where that thing that they're allergic to shows up. So like, for instance, they might live in a place where like, oh, I'm from Scandinavia. So there's no peanuts here. So when their parents immigrate over here, they're like, oh, there's peanuts now. and because I have the trait to grow long, beautiful, luxurious hair, I know, I also can't have peanuts.

I guess what I'm saying, I guess what I'm saying is that if peanuts were really that dangerous, I don't think I would know anybody with a peanut allergy. Like, it just doesn't, it doesn't square with me that makes sense. I know what you mean were it literally is in everything. Like you look at like all candies and supplements and everything, because everything's mixed in all these vats and they all have like tree nuts that were a part of them. They always say warning, this shit fucking has everything in it.

And it must be so hard to tiptoe around that. And I wonder how those people actually survive. Like those people, the real ones, the people that are really that fucked, they know. They probably can't go most places. They probably just can't. In the same vein as there's people that are, they're allergic to, I don't know what they're allergic to in water. I don't know if it's like what which minerals. But they're like, oh, I take showers and I break out in hives.

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no shot I care so little about I care so little about I was like oh I read the I read the names for the last episode and then I was like, oh, this will be brought up when the, when we're all back, I'll just see what the boys say.

It's just hard no. Yeah, no shot. I just, I don't care enough about destiny as a person. Not even like in like an antagonistic way. Like I've seen some of the things that he said and I agree with it. Some of some of them I can't stand. But like I just, I don't care. He's been around for so long that like I'm, there's no shot I'm studying this guy.

That well I have a I have I have I my day was a little different just because like I everything you said I agree with 100% Prior to his villainous arc with defending the IDF it's it's it's been weird he's on this weird thing right now then I'm not sure why he's doing it defending IDF right yeah yeah he's a he's been he's done major debates He's debated scholars and you know he just uses Wikipedia it's no it I think ben Shapiro was supposed to be in his place But Ben Shapiro's a smarter business person And I feel like Destiny, he's either you got a huge payout that we don't know of, or he's just trying to exercise his ability to, how can I be the biggest contrarian ever and try to defend what is indefensible? I'm not sure what he's trying to do.

But he's doing something, and it is interesting to me seeing him do this because it's devious. And that's it. That's all. I think he has some good points. I think that there are times where he... I think it's good points outside of what I just said. like right now if you guys are aware of his defense of what's happening the ethnic cleansing and the apartheid of it's it's insane he's made arguments that would support that would completely

dismantle what he's arguing for when he's when he's argued against ethno states with the the fucking white supremacist that wanted ethno states and talking like he's made arguments against that shit that would dismantle what he's arguing for now it makes no sense to me I don't know what's happening that is interesting to me and that's it. Anything outside of that, I don't care about, like,

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With your friends, I think it's a little bit different. Your friends can go on believing some dumb shit. I could give a shit. But, like, your partner, you should be looking out for, you know what I mean? Yeah, that's more... True. Yeah, that's not a big deal. Although, I guess if he gives a presentation on camels

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like, is there, is there piss in a camel's hump? And then the internet would just punch you in the face. Usually, here's the thing about this. Usually, if I hear something that sounds unbelievable,

if I have a friend who's telling me something that sounds like really wild, like information that sounds like something I either should know, but somehow don't, or sounds like really unbelievable to me, even if I do trust them, I will still look it up. If not in the moment, then later for sure.

because it's just like, okay, yeah, you're probably right. The idea of someone saying that is crazy. You know there's pissing Hamel's home? I'd be like, what? I'd say no, and I would never revisit it. Yeah, that's not true. And I'd never revisit. Yeah, that's it.

No. So the fuck them. I would have heard about that by now. Piss is stored in the spine. I would have been told. Right. It's like when Jojo tries to gaslight me that I'm actually gay. I'm like,

stop. I'm like, just, she's trying to convince who you were gay. No, she's trying, she's trying to actually gasillate me.

Like, you're clearly, she's gonna fucking strap you up. You do the strap, put the strap on and devastate you. Yeah, she's trying,

man. I think she's trying to get me with that finger up my ass, bro. Like, I think she's trying to, I think she's trying to, I told her probably,

I told her, I told her asking me again when I just don't care about anything anymore, you know? Yeah, man, when you need a,

when you need a throw to even get on the bike, you know, stuff like that, you know, like, exactly, yeah. When I turn, when I turn like 35 and Lily's like, hey, you can't do that to me, that's then I'm going to start using prostitutes. That's when you go to these prostitutes. And I'm like, when your wife is like, yo, you're not, you're not putting your foot in my asshole.

I'm like, all right, whatever. And I hit up, yo, what's good? You got, you got half an hour. I got $300 for you right now. So, I'll go downtown. I do what I got to do, bro. Damn, 300 bucks? Fuck.

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whatever, whatever, whatever the cost is. I don't care. Diamond was good. What's good? What's good? Shoot through Diamond.

Shoot through her. Shoot through her. It's weird that it sounds both too expensive and too cheap at the same time. It kind of does. It kind of does. I feel uncomfortable with that price

in both directions. Because 300, I'm thinking like, my God. it's not really that much money that's like maybe like a fraction of your rent so like what do you do but then also like

it's also no chunk of chain that's that that's a really awkward price for something like that I'm looking how much escort I think we're gonna have to I was just what to say I think we're gonna have pull up a sheet and see if there's any type of relevant data yeah look at me look I think I have a bookmark for it

when I think about it maybe 300 is the sweet spark Maybe 300 is a sweet spot because like If you smash like a handful of dudes in a day You're probably clearing like a four figures If you if you do it like 300 That sounds like yeah I guess so yeah I guess it's reasonable

It sounds like me that's most okay There's like the very expensive ones You know the ones like oh $3,000 Oh like premium The ones that like fuck probably like Like rich people or something They're probably like way out of the stratosphere But like what like I guess you're a

that they're probably cleaner. Maybe. I mean, they fucking better be. Okay, okay, hold on, hold on. What are you doing to them that's worth the money so much? Hold on a second. That's why I'm there for. Like, if I'm giving you a bunch of money,

we're doing something wild. I need to find out where we even get. Let's, okay. What do we get in? You might as if I get a process to just to see what we can do with that. I'm bringing here. You can be here too. You could, we get to see what you can do.

Look at my friend, I just had a, memory. My friend used to be one of those bouncer type people for escorts. I'm going to pick his brain. He probably has some insight. This was years ago, granted. But he was the guy that would show up to, like, they would go to, like, events or hotels or whatever, and he

would be the guy to make sure the transaction would happen and all that stuff. And I'm going to ask him. He's got to have some insight on that information. Because I'm just like, you know, I don't have... Yeah, I have no idea. Yeah. I think I've ever even been remotely curious. I don't think I've ever

even remotely curious to even look it up out of like sheer curiosity. Yeah, the problem is like, because, because like, if you're not, if you're not a desperate man, paying for pussy seems absurd, right? Like, if you're, if you're, if you're, I get it. Like, to me, I don't even hate on people that pay for it. I know some people personally that are like, ah, I'm not really good with women. I'm going to go fuck some hoes. And I'm like, all right.

But me, you, like, it's just not. what? Pay money? Excuse me? It's very strange, yeah. Dude, my uncles, they leave the country, prostitutes the whole time, bro. And I'm like, what is wrong with you guys? Like, the whole time, they go to, like,

they were going to fucking, like, they go to Mali prostitutes. They go to fucking the Philippines, pros and I'm like, bud. My homie went to Thailand because he was, like, all to the culture. And then in, because of all of us, immature guys, he already knew what we were going to say in the comment section. He was like, no, like,

I'm not going there to fuck some late boys. He put that in there as like a disclaimer because immediately, obviously Miami Turaas is about to be like, oh, man, you've got to fucking, you go to the red light district and fuck some lady. He was the first place where my mind immediately went. Fresh off the plane, bro.

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Well, see, here's the thing that's weird, though. And this is what annoys me about people is that they don't know how to finish things before they comment because like I'll even have to catch myself doing that I catch myself doing that a lot of times where I'm like wait a minute I haven't finished what I'm watching let me finish it in comment because I

how I feel right now may not be how I feel towards the end of the conversation because towards the end of the conversation I conceded that like when you showed me the footage of the game cute shit I'm like that shit looks good I think you're right like they just upscale it from PS3 and I was really impressed and dummies

didn't make it to that part because they don't know how to fucking do it. They're their fucking immature babies and they just don't have the self-control to finish a segment before they have to shoot their fucking mouths off and I'm just like do better I'm so defensive like I can concede to where I'm wrong because I'm a human being

I'm a human being get shit wrong I'm a fucking human being but when these people say shit and it's like nigger delete your comment or fucking apologize I don't care I don't need it's not that serious I'm not I'm not like a need it's not to say you better fucking apologize we're gonna we'll find you

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Your asshole will be flush with every surface that you sit on from now on. If you don't fucking apologize to me, we're going to sand your ass cheeks down. And you're going to think. That's crazy. You're going to wake up when you think it's raining. It's going to be me coming on your fucking house A lot A lot

From a hot air balloon I'm going to be jerking off outside of a hot air balloon All over your fucking house And I'm going to be playing some I'm going to drink so much water I'm going to be playing circus music out of my fucking Bose speakers So you can't escape

While you think it's pouring rain But it's just my tub I got them We're going to have a live show We're going to invite them specifically They're going to get the front row They're not going to know why they got front row So they just think they got lucky

They'll get the front row It's like comp and shit And I'm going to do a Gallagher style thing I'm going to have a fucking watermelon But it's going to have been fucking siphoned It's going to be filled and pumped with cum All of our cum

And we're just going to fucking smash that shit And just cums go all over them You little bitch Fuck you Yeah You remember what you said That is so outrageous Remember what you said over a year ago

I would have to I would have to kill you. I would have to kill you. Remember what you said? Over a year ago. Over a year ago. Could you imagine getting not unconscious and put into a coma by someone throwing a calm filled water belt at you? He's just boom.

You are so unconscious. You are so asleep. You wake up in the hospital, like fucking, you know, I don't know, a month later, and I'm standing over you like, yeah, don't ever do that again and then walk away. You hurt my feelings. That wasn't nice. Oh, man. This guy's got actual spinal problems.

Okay, let's finish. Maybe slightly above average clean energy. How can I be homophobic? I blew his brains out, blue's fucking brains out, just the heart. Star Coffee ripped the digital hookah. Now I'm getting molested on the set of embryonic Sheldon. Once I've learned from this Drake... One I've learned...

Man, I wish... Huh? One I've learned from this Drake v. Kendrick is that... Oh. The Toronto accent is fucking awful. Somehow worse than Swedish accents. Uh... Easily.

Maybe. I actually don't know. What is the Toronto accent even? It just sounds so stupid. Well, see, I think it's a manufactured phenomenon. Like, I don't think in the same vein. I've been there before. You know what it makes it crazy.

Go ahead. Yeah. I've been there before. They did not. There were, so I've been there before. There are people that are a lot of Caribbean there. Right. Some people speak patois there.

The people have the Potswa accent. But I never heard the whole crotie thing, bro. You're a, you're a wild man. It's like, I've never heard that once. They just talk like Americans for them. I think it's the, I think it's the, I said this in the last one.

I think it's the new the newest adapted dialect in the way that the latest one in North America used to be Valley Girl. There used to be that Valley Girl shit, the way that people talk. And I feel like this is the new thing. Like that Toronto shit is like a new dialect that has been invented recently and has stuck around, but it's fucking disgusting. Way worse than a Valley Girl. Way worse in a... This person says Swedish, but I don't have problem with Swedish accents. I think they're kind of actually...

They're kind of cute because they sound like, they almost sound like babies when they're talking. Like there's the da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Like, it just, it just sounds like, they don't sound like, they sound like, they sound like, they're, I guess. It sounds like, whatever in the weight. Yeah, I know what you mean. The French-Canadian one is really bad, too, though. That shit, they sound like, they sound like their, they sound like they're, they sound like they're disabled.

I don't like any, I, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to say this. I don't like anybody. If you have an accent, I don't, I don't like it. every single person has that. That's crazy. No, no, some people don't have accents. Some people don't have accents. Yeah, there are people who do.

I just sound like a human. Yeah, I just sound like a real... I sound like a real person and everybody else who sounds different from me has an accent and they should be quelled. It should be quelled. My accent's gone away, I think. I think my accent used to be a lot stronger

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And then off of a sudden I can hear, oh, this guy's from that region. I can kind of hear. Right, yeah. You know. Yeah, but that's the only, my speaking voice is gone. The only thing I still, like, I still. I was like, I just sound like this. I'm still working on dog and coffee and talk.

Because normally, if I'm, because if I'm like speaking normally, yeah, because I'm speaking normally, it's a dog, it's a walk, it's a talk, uh, you know, coffee, whatever. Coffee. Who cares? Car, get in the car. Get in the damn car. I never said.

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The sky was on fire Unironically like literally I'd love the idea of getting a hand job From somebody with a really cold hand And my weenie's piping hot And this is a steam thing going on You ever do you ever You ever

I'm sure this is I don't know how I don't know how universal this experience is I don't know how universal this experience is But you ever like Have you ever been like you know, you're getting, you're in that, you're in that feral state and you're like, all right, I got to, I got to take care of business.

But your hand is freezing. And you're like, oh, yeah, 100%. And then you try to like, you just, you try to warm it up real, like real fast. Yeah. It's, it's, my friend, my friend told me he actually sat on his hands and went numb and he beat off one time. And I was like, yo, you actually molested yourself. Oh, the stranger. You actually did.

The stranger, bro. Like, or real, you molested yourself. Like, no joke. You did that. That's funny. Bro, no, it's not like that. It's not like that. You creep.

Well, it's definitely, you know, it's just a lonely tactic. You want to know what it feels like to be beat off by somebody else so much so that you got to make your hand fall asleep. It's a lonely tactic, but it's also interesting. You got to use anything in your catalog to get the shit, make the job done. You kind of do, man.

I've never done that. Let's be weird. If I was a contortionist. I've never done it either. I'd be like, I'd be sucking my, I'd be sucking myself seven ways of Sunday if I was like a contortionist. So like, the stranger really isn't that big of a fucking deal. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I would, I've never done it because whatever.

But I'll still, I just say, like, if I, there, I would do wilder shit if I was able to. I just can't. Oh, yeah. No, I understand that. But, like, I think I, I deeply understand. I wouldn't suck myself off. I deeply, I deeply hate the feeling of, numb anything.

Like my limbs being, my leg falling asleep or like my arm being numb, I hate that feeling. Like I hate it. You guys might not know this, but Chris was numb for the first 18 years of his life actually genuinely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My whole body was... He felt like he had pins and needles all of his body. You're tired of your entire life.

Yo, can you imagine? Can you imagine years of feeling pins and needles? Can you imagine if that was all you knew? Can you imagine if that was all? You just assumed that that was the human experience was just feeling that pins and needle sensation all the time to the point where you were just like, all right, well, is just being alive. And then one day it goes away.

Somehow that never came across to you is weird. It's never been addressed with anybody else. He just skated through most of your life thinking that's normal. That would be insane. You just move a little funny. You just like a little bit of a jerky movement. And like what's wrong with Chris? Like I don't know, man.

He's just a little weird guy. He's a little weird guy. He's so nice. Did you guys know that pins and needles can go away? Some mugger hits you with the pipe. Everybody's like, what the fuck are you talking about? Some mugger hits you with a pipe one day and fixes you. He fucking hits you right below where the spinal column starts like right there.

There's a crack. And then you're good. I really do hate it. What is jacking off feel like? Can you feel coming? Like, does that feel? Wait, that wouldn't feel good. He doesn't jerk off.

He doesn't jerk off because it hurts. It feels like more pins and needles. Yeah, he doesn't jerk off because it hurts. So he doesn't know any pleasure at all. with the exception of like maybe like eating maybe I guess yeah you can eat on his tongue

he can't taste the pins eaters on his tongue everything tastes everything tastes like hand soap to him but yeah what's why would you want to be alive

why would you want to be alive no that's what you don't know if you don't know any better yeah you don't know any better even if look it look at even if you thought that's what existence is would you like that you know what I mean it's in a way because you don't know a difference you're

blessed you're still blessed because that's all you know yeah you think you're blessed because you think you think you think you think you think you you think like man I've been I've been imbued with I you've been imbued with consciousness and you get to meet like you get to have these relationships with people you get to listen to music you get to watch movies it just so happens that you're also constantly in a in the worst fucking discomfort that you could possibly feel all time at all times it's not pain is discomfort it's not pain is discomfort I would describe it.

I would describe that numbness as pain personally. Like I would like I feel like it hurts when it's when like when your leg falls asleep. That hurts. That hurts me. I well, so I've dealt like I have a herniated disc and I deal with numbness in like my foot and in my in my numbing. What? A bulging dick? What?

My dick is like, okay, brag about it. When I come, I think I got a bolding disc. I'm brag about it. Yeah, yeah. I'm very proud of my herneeded, fucked-up disc that makes my arm a little atrophetic. It's really cool. But yeah, yeah, it's, I would say the, the, no, the numb, because I would really more classify, because there's pain in the disc, and, like, it hurts, like, right now.

But the numbness, it's only bad the tips of my fingers where it actually does hurt. Everything else is just discomfort, so it's weird. It is weird. It's like, it hurts in some points, but it's ache. It's not hurting. See, I would describe more... I would describe discomfort more like getting... Like, getting your blood drawn, like,

getting that first needle hurts. Getting your first... Getting the blood drawn, the needle hurts. But then, like, when it's sitting in your body and it's just like a straw in your veins, that I would describe as discomfort. That's when I, like, rip it out. It's not ripping out and stabbing it in over and over again.

All right. I like jabbing in all over my heart. I hate that, too. I hate that just having... Oh, wait. Agent 47... Agent 47 in a lobster suit. giggling and wiggling his knees like a little schoolgirl waiting for Warren G. Harding to enter the kitchen.

That's fucking crazy. That is fucking, the idea that it's fucking Agent 47 in the lobster costume. It is the lobster. It's so stupid. I love that. It's amazing. And the Jutel flips him into the fucking boiling pot. I got you.

I love that. I love that whole story. Uh, 3XO and the Flintstone's tub girl pilot episode. Uh, there is no cock like horsecock, send your asshole into shock. You need, you need horse cock of course cock. Slurping, stroking, smoking, joking. Emoticon's going like this. Drip M.H.

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I have no idea what the fuck is. John and Robin Hood. Fucking in the forest. Ouddy nigger. Ouddin nigger butt fucking. Yeah, it is. That's a classic. I have never heard this in my life.

Sweeney reading the names No way! Yeah, sincerely, actually. I don't know what that is at all. It's the fucking, what is it? Will that come down in the 60s or whatever? The old Disney. The animal Robin Hoy was a fox and then little John was a bear.

Oh, I didn't. John's the faggot. Oh, damn, I didn't want to say that. Can I say it? Can I say this is... So wait, hold on, hold on. This is actually true. That Robin Hood's,

movie with the fox I've never seen it specifically because even when I was like a little kid I really did not like anthropomorphic animals like that that was like that like specifically that like Tom and Jerry because it was so like stylized in cartoon

like I could deal with like cartoons or like cat dog or something where it's like okay yeah whatever but like when it looked like there was a little bit too much effort put into like the drawings and it's like oh that's like a real wolf but in like a tunic.

Something about it like unsettled me. It bothered me. I used to have no problem with it until the furry community showed me how fucked up things were. Like I used to like Sonic a lot when I was little. And then like I found out about the internet a little later. And I was like, oh, this is so fucking weird. That's because you're stupid. What is wrong with people? That's why you like Sonic.

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That's exactly... It's cool. Right, right, right, yeah. I literally, if I would have got exposed to Sonic when I was young, I would have probably been one of them. But luckily, I got exposed to late. Listen, listen. I'm going to cover this song.

You're sounding really aggressive. Just calm down. No one's. I'm okay. No one's coming to get you. Yeah, man. I'm okay. Kingston, stop, stop yelling.

I'm fine. Stop. Okay. Yelling. Dude, I'm okay. I'm fine. You're putting on a very aggressive energy. I'm going to call the police.

Live and learn. Hanging on the edge tomorrow. Swin reading the names was awesome. You do two shows a week and have Chris do the first read, then Sween or Derek do the second one. Yeah, I mean, I guess we could do that. It is, it is, yeah, whatever, why not? Rotate, rotate. Spread the, spread the suffering of this.

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I will come. Do they need to like, come in goon? Do they need to keep coming to, like, avoid hitting the fan in that one scene? No, they have to keep coming, so they lighten themselves out so they get heavier. They make all the coming your boys boignant. It's so buoyant you get to float. Charlie, keep coming.

Grandpa, help. He's like, don't work. I got Charlie. Oh, no. Charlie's hands start cramping. Grandpa, help. He just goes up there. He's just crazy.

It's so fucking fucked up. My hands are crappy. No worry, Charlie, my boy, I got you. He's got that tech. He's got one pinky over and two. So he's doing some tech. And he's like, oh, Grandpa, thanks. Thanks, you saved my life.

Let's never speak of this again. No worry. Charlie's, he wiped his hand on Charlie's face. Oh my God. You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You came all over the ventilation system. You get nothing. Good day.

Good day, sir. You gooned. Good day, sir. You gooned in my factory. You stupid little black person. Get the fuck out of here. Get out of here. You stupid.

You stupid. little black person is the wildest shit ever. You stupid little black person. Really, we're just looking at him like, what? We're not, we're not, really, no one here's black. No one here is black.

It's like, fuck you. Get out of here. He just gets more aggressive. He starts starling. He starts. Gene, take it easy. Gene. Gene cut.

Gene, chill, Gene, chill out. Gene, coughed out. He's attacked, and they got to get him down and they're restraining him. And there's four people who are shooting him. He's still not down. He's foaming. He is foaming at the mouth. Like, it is.

They're really. They're really having trouble trying to get him to the floor. There's one person on each limb and they're struggling. Yeah, like that. You know, like the key grip. The fucking key grip, like, he just fucking tosses him. Like, that dude, that's supposed to, like, regulate shit. Just this big fucking guy's like, all right, Gene.

And Gene just fucking tosses him out of the building. He just, like, slams him. By the way, I don't know why this reminded me of this. But this sounds, like, you know what the thing is, like, this sounds like such a stupid bit that it seems like Do you know how we were talking about that unfrosted movie, that Jerry Seinfeld movie about the fucking Pop-Tard or whatever? And how it seemed like a bunch

of dumb bits, it seemed like a bunch of G-rated versions of dumb bits that we would make up. Yeah. It's exactly what it was. It's exactly what it was. You saw it. It was literally just when we sit here and we say,

you know, imagine this happens. That's what that, the whole movie's like that, except it's just really, it's not nearly as funny as half of the shit that we've come up with on the show. Obviously, because it's about the fucking pop-tart. We're in our 30s. We're in our 30s right now, guys. I like, I cannot imagine my dad or my mom or my grandma in the 30s. Imagine if Gene Wilder went feral and called Charlie from the chocolate factory and his dad, dumb little black people.

They tried to eat them, and he couldn't be restrained by a group of grown strong men. Like, the idea of that is like, what the fuck? You're totally right where, like, I, yeah, I really can't imagine my dad having this conversation at 30, 30 years old, or anything even remotely similar. Right. But, like, I feel like he must have. I feel like there's no way it's that unique. Like, I don't know. Aversion of it.

Aversion. They've had to, like, like, something. don't know. I think for your dad particularly, because your dad I think your dad would have been friends with us if he was our age. Yeah, probably. Well, my dad used to make, my dad used to lie

to like our our nieces, my nieces and nephews when they were young and gullible. He would be like, let's go to the hot dog farm to pick, pick the hot dogs off the trees. And they would make up these like intricate stories about like how, why that was possible. And so like he

is like a gat he just gaslights people for fun like it's totally what he does but like yeah yeah i don't know this high these hypotheticals are insane but yeah there's a sent there's like literally a scene in that movie where chef boy r d and the creator of the sea monkeys collaborate to create a sentient ravioli that like runs at like he's swimming through the vents it's the weirdest fucking it's so confusing yes interesting I kind of intrigued now. It's not as funny as you wish it was. No, it sounds so stupid that I kind of want to like at least see like that.

It is worth watching. It is worth watching from the standpoint of like, how do you get something this stupid made with this many people attached to it? Like Peter Dinklage is in it. It's like a really confusing number of people. Yeah. Oh, Peter. Peter.

Oh, Peter. Yeah, he plays a milkman. that like And the idea is like there's like a Milkman Mafia I don't know man Like you would expect him to do some weird shit like that In like a Wes Anderson film

But not like a Pop-Tart movie or something What the fuck dude Oh man I just watched a scene of him I forgot how good Game of Thrones was Or is because he's doing that scene Where he's like you want to say I'm guilty And then he was like saying he wished

Like he did kill Joffrey and shit Like it's such a I wish I let you all burn. I was like, damn, bro. That's such a good scene, dude. I was like, damn. Did you guys? Peter Dinklage is fire.

He's so good. Did you guys see that? Did you guys see that? You know how like, you remember how like, Game of Thrones had that, um, the Starbucks cup and it was like this big, like mistake like in the episode and it was like a, like, there's like a bunch of those mistakes, but there's this one that like really blew my fucking mind. Did you see that shot of Peter Dinklage where they forgot to CGI him into a short person? and he looked like the rock

but it was just no no no it was just a tall it was just normal height peter it was like maybe like he looked like maybe like 5-9 but it was just peter dinklage in like it was a shot reverse shot and they forgot to add the effect in that shot and they left it in

imagine if he's actually just been a regular hype person the whole time and he's been lying like he somehow made a deal with every network and movie company that like you have to show me the little person and they're like Like, why? It's a personal thing. I just want to be a little person.

So he's, so the idea is that he is like the three kids in the trench coat, but in reverse. Yeah. Yeah. Like he's somehow, he's somehow taller than he is, but also is in person, managing to hide it somehow. To hide it somehow? Like he has, yes. So what's happening is it, he's not hiding in person, but we only see it through the lens of the video camera that is shooting him. Right, yeah. Where he has, there is chroma key. He has,

his body is, is, is green, he's wearing a red green suit where he's crawling. And then they fucking, that is superimpose a body. His body is the CG thing. His body is entirely CG and he crawls

are out of the floor in like a in a green screen suit. That is so crazy. He's like, I want to live life on hard mode. I don't want to be small. Life is too easy. Life is too easy. I want to live life on hard mode. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals,

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we were talking about we were talking about Harry Potter and how there's a scene you know how Dobby gets freed if he's given a gift of like he's if he's given clothes or something like his whole deal That's the whole idea. It's like a house elf is freed if a master gives it, gives it clothes. That's the idea.

That's the rules. I see. You're not familiar with this? But no, I'm not. No, I'm not. Oh, never mind. I don't know. Don't worry about it.

You've never seen those movies? No, I haven't actually. We were just in Smokey's house or Mix House. We were just like, we were doing these impressions of Dobby receiving different. Like, master, has given me a Chili's gift card. Dobby is free. It was just like the idea.

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I think they were to call the human race, man, because of how, like, sharp they are, too. Like, you know how many of the people. people probably died falling down those fucking things. I saw a video of someone going inside of one like going under the thing and I was like, oh, fuck. I saw that too. It was crazy. Dude, that's the fucking, that's the fucking, that's the best where the four kings live, dude.

That's hell. That's where the four kings live, bro. Like, that's definitely you go there. That's Hades. If once you do that, you fall into Hades, the first level of Hades. You fall down and there's a little circle. You got to pick up. There's a power of a god.

That shit bothers me, though. Escalators piss me out because every now and then I'll go to a mall, right, where they'll be like, two escalators and like one of them will be out of order but they'll block it off but it's like it's just stairs why are you blocking it off now yeah just let me use it what the fuck you're doing

because it's probably faulty and they don't want you getting on it they don't want you getting on it and then something going wrong how fault it could it possibly be how faulty could it possibly be well you don't know that's why they don't want they don't want you to go on it that's why I don't I don't believe it what if what if it's stealing souls what if it's going to dispossed and if you get on top

it it's going to try to to eat you. It's going to turn you into spaghetti. Yeah, don't go on it. It'll fucking, it'll go so fast that the sharp things where it like connects at the bottom will just completely chop you like how it does a... You ever see the French fry maker? Because it's like, I don't give a fuck. Alaskan oil field trash. Texas Tater Salad, Sout. the face of a 10-year-old white girl.

Sue Hulk, tickle my ass hairs, Nikki Ziggy. Congrats on the engagement, by the way, the engagement party. It's fun. Humana,

Humana, humana, awuga. Dumbana, um, is that from, um, is that from,

it's just from culture. So it's just from culture. Sorry, Miss Jackson, Wolfwhorseling. Badly brave. Yeah, wolf whistling.

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Help me, help me, grandpa. Don't go on the escalator. Don't go on the escalator, Dom, no. All around me are familiar faces. What amazing. He's a lot of fucking escalators. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do for.

Marcus, I'm scared. Are you what I mean? No, he's panicked. He's panicked like he isn't in that scene with Maria. He's like, Mark, I don't know what to do, man. I don't know what to do. He's just on an escalator.

That's out of order. He's not moving. He's not moving. And it's just, it's going up. But he's like, I don't know what to do, man. I don't know. He starts trying to roll backwards.

He starts praying S-A backwards and rolling. Dom just walk up the stairs. They still work, Dom. I don't know what to do, man. I don't know what to do. And then the elevator, the escalator just, it slaps, it crushes him. Immediately slap chops them.

So, bling. Don, no. Not. Dude, that scene is, dude, that scene is so, I watched it. recently and it was hard for me not to laugh because of how panicked he got. He got so panicked that I was like, granted, it makes sense he's holding his wife. But he gets so scared. He's like, Dom, you, Marcus, I don't, what do I do, Marcus?

And I'm like, yo. What was the thing we came up with for that with like, like, on the Deers of, whatever. It was something really stupid. I don't remember. It was one of where Marcus just comes in his grass face and kills her. No, no, no. That wasn't it. That wasn't it.

It was that crotch guard off. It was that Maria was totally fine or something. Whatever. We do some extra amos every down again. They just kill her anyway. I'll go back and listen to it. I'll go back and listen to it. Yeah, we got to listen to it.

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