The Snark Tank - #231: I AM BLACKMAN

Episode Date: May 17, 2024

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Have I? Have I? The giddiness. The idea that a lion in the African Sahara would have... Would have heard the N-word at all. The N-word. is astonishing. I don't think it's impossible.

It's not impossible. It's highly improbable. What year does that movie take place? Because that movie can take place in such a wide range. No, I have never, that is, that is sincerely an amazing question. I have never once thought about like what, like when the Lion King takes place because it could be like the 14th. It could be 1,400s or yesterday. That is, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because I'm just like, okay, if it knows the N-word, at least we have somewhat of a range. Now we have a range for when it can take place because, like, yeah. If he knows the N-word, it's definitely, it's definitely after 2002. Yeah. Absolutely. It's said in the, so somebody wrote that fucking movie to be said in the future.

Oh, it's the 24th. This is actually a highly discussed topic on Reddit. They have quite a big Reddit. Oh, no, shit. Are you serious? I mean, I guess it is an interesting question. It's pretty interesting. If the topic comes up.

No one has any fucking clue, though. Yeah, yeah. No one has any fucking clue. Because there's no, there is no references. Well, the Lion King, too, does have a reference to ExxonMobil. I don't know if you're serious. I don't believe you. I don't believe.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Lion King to gas station scene. Isn't that like when he goes to Japan? It's called like Lion King to Simba's spies or something. It's called Lion King Simba Sapu. Oh.

Oh. Yeah. Yeah. So he convinced Subaku. Or what are we talking about it? I haven't thought about it really that much. I haven't made it up yet. I haven't made it up yet.

Oh, wait, wait, you can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. Wait, wait, wait. If you imagine seeing a lion committing Sapu, dude? That would be, whoa. That's, that I would, I would die happy, I think, if I saw that.

I would just keep quiet. I would just keep quiet and watch. I would not say a word. I would not move a muscle. I would just look and then leave. Watch. And then you gotta take it and digest.

You're like, whoa, and I would get out of there. As soon as his guts are entirely out of his stomach, I'm running away. I like imagining it fumbling with the sword with its paws. It's a really like,

and who's doing it to me? Who's, who's, usually they cut your head off at the end, right? Usually cut your head off at the end of it. Um, like usually they'll, you'll,

you'll impale yourself or whatever, you'll disembow your head. yourself and then usually there'll be people there to cut your hat off at the end. If it's who would be the person to... So what it is is because he's an animal, he can't really have another person. So I imagine it is he spookus himself and then he falls over and that his head pops off like a Lego. Oh, it just does very cleanly. Yeah, like very cleanly and very underwhelming.

Look. just a little I can imagine Rakishi a refreiki not rakishi what am I thinking of Rafiki

yeah yeah Rafiki I'm thinking of Rikishi you said refreaky nigga who wait isn't it Rafiki Rafiki

Rafiki whatever It is Rafiki I'm close I just added like a letter Refiki Refreaky is definitely different It's definitely much different

I think it's better. Derek's brain, Derek's brain is so poison that he added a hard art to Rafiki. Like, that's great. I mean, he's just,

he's just, like, he's just horny. I mean, isn't he already horny in the original? Not at all. He does, he does nothing sexual ever.

If I remember correctly, he's trying to seduce Simba, the entire movie. Like, I thought that's a whole point of his arc. Yeah, I forgot. There is a scene,

yeah. There is a scene of him fucking a frog. in the woods if you remember that scene it's like right in the middle of the movie it's right after it's right after Simba grows up and they're eating the bugs with their hookuna they're doing

the Hakuna Matata thing on the on the log and then it smash cuts to Rafiki fucking a frog vigorously in the woods with no very little audio it's just it's just wet slapping audio and then it cuts back to Hakuna Matata they fix that in the theatrical and the director's cut it's in there

But in the theatrical release, they took it out because they felt like it was maybe too much. Interesting. So that was actually a part of the movie and not one of those like, you know how those guys kept sneaking in subliminal shit? Like that was just actually a part of the movie. Yeah, no, it was a part of the movie. It was a 10, I believe if I recall correctly, it was either 10 seconds or 15 minutes. I can't exactly remember. But it was right in the middle of the movie that's out of seed.

He's looking directly into the lids, too. He's just fucking fucking the frog. It's just... Yeah, it was a choice, but, you know, the Lion King is a classic for many, many reasons because they had really, really, really brave artists with a really distinct vision working on that film. And, you know, the rest is history.

Exactly. How about, anyway. Look, there's, is there, is there anything to talk about? Is there anything going on in the news? I feel like nothing. There's a lot of games related stuff. A lot of studios being shut down. Tango GameWorks is gone, which is a shame.

Because they just made one of my favorite games probably ever. And now they're gone. So I guess that's whatever. That's the nature of the business, I guess. Everything's fucked. If you're in the games industry, get the fuck out. I mean, that might not be bad advice. It might at least.

have a fall, at least have a backup, you know, like, uh, something to fall back on it. People always say shit like that. And I'm usually the person that's like, man, shut the fuck up. Just go for broke. But if you're in the game industry, I think that's actually a very good idea. Unfortunately, you might want something. Jobs, unfortunately, unfortunately jobs are not, look, jobs are not relationships. It's not unethical to be talking to somebody else on the side in this context.

You know, like you just, you always got to like, head. your bets have something because especially in the games industry maybe because like you could you could put out a master like a master class in game design with with hi-fi and then just be fucking massacred by like the biggest company in the world so like you there's no there's no safety anymore at least at the very least be prepared if your company gets absorbed into a larger one you know right like if Microsoft's like oh we're gonna we're gonna integrate you immediately find look for another job immediately start like just don't even fucking hesitate yeah yeah Yeah.

Oh, I'm not going to be here very long. The second Microsoft buys you quit. Take the money. Just put the money. Just be aware. Just be aware. It just spread out of the building. He just fucking like.

Make sure you have another avenue ready because they're very likely going to quip fire you. I'm so fucked, man. I's so fucked. I, uh, you know, and it's not like it even, the thing, the thing, the noise, it's so fucking stupid. I can't stand. I can't stand. I can't stand this shit, dude.

I just want to have good things. And then like every time I'm looking into gaming side of things, it's just been a bunch of bad shit. Now, I don't know if it's because that also gets the most views and so people are like really looking for bad stuff. But then I feel like this bad stuff

has just been happening. Like even, you know, did you guys talk about, um, um, oh my God. What the name just, it literally just left my,

uh, uh, What is it? Oh my God. What is it? Torvick? I can't. What is it?

Oh, my God. I can't believe this. Dude, I'm having a moment, bro. I'm sorry. I'm giving the moment. I have no idea. I don't even have a slight idea of what you were building towards.

Like, I can't help you. I'm not going to see anything. Yeah. We're going to, we're going to help. We're going to help Derek through this. No,

you'll try it. I'm not going to help him. I'm a watch. Wait, wait, wait, wait. So, do you ever do one of those things where you're thinking of something and another name pops in place of it and it fucks up what you were originally trying to find? Plenty of times. No. I'm looking for porn and all of a sudden I think dick and like, oh, man, I got dick on my side.

I'll watch some gay porn. And I'm like, what's going on, man? I hate when that happens, bro, dude. You watch it to completion? Watch a whole gay porn movie to completion, dude. You get one of the plot-based ones too. So it's like another 45 minutes of your night Just watching these two dudes fall in love

That's crazy Hold on, I can't fucking believe this happened You know, okay, so let me It starts with the T's up There's a name right now that's in my head And I can't find the real head that one The name right now is turvaled right now In my head

What do they do? What are they involved in? So, okay, so it's a I think it's a okay, so this is a thing You guys know about this. It's an extra. action shooter and they just been getting a bunch of shit for having these crazy fucking. Jesus Christ.

Thank you. Thank you. See, that's the problem. See, that's the problem. It fucking, it's, I was like, I know that's not right. And then the next thing that happened was Turak was getting in my head. And I'm like, I know that's not right.

I was like, so I just, I wanted to try to work it out. But when you're on the spot like this, it's hard. It's hard to work shit out like that when you're on the spot. Yeah. Yeah, I got you. Anyway. Anyway. I did hear about that Tarkov thing.

I didn't look super into it because I just don't give a shit about Tarkov, but I knew that it was not great. And then the Hell Divers thing happened as well. Ooh, yeah. That whole fun happened, right? That was crazy. They back down, right? Sony, Sony back down finally?

Yeah. Back down. Yeah, they did. I don't know, man. It's a mess. It's kind of stupid. Yeah, in the first place. I was looking into that a little bit.

The Tarkov thing, I looked into it more just the Paxon. It was kind of insane. I've never seen packs that Now maybe this is just me not being that deep of a gamer But I've never seen packs that were that like big There was like upwards 250 There was one that was like a thing over like 300 bucks or something And I think one of them was supposed to give you the PVE version of the game

But it was like you know long story short Eventually you were supposed to be able like you get the game You're going to be able to get you know that everything else that comes with it And like you're going to get the DLC that comes with it when it rolls out and they were trying to say this PVE isn't DLC so it's not free

you need to get this it was the whole fucking thing and it was yeah it was really disappointing to see like a company like that trying to do some shit that was kind of worse than some of the stuff

you would see like a Ubisoft dude it was actually really kind of interesting you know because I know but I guess what do you do man the fucking what are you do at this point

it's gonna be greedy I guess people's got to vote with their dollars. That's all they can do. But it never seems to work out, though. It always seems like there's enough whales and crackings to... Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs,

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently

that said 20 billion 1. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.3. thought.

Wow. Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. To line their pockets. So it kind of like doesn't work out that way. You have a lot of people like, I'm not going to buy this. And then they'll release the ultimate diamond pack that's like fucking $500,000 and some

piece of shit would actually buy it. They're like, oh, well, there you go. They just made up a lot of money that other people were boycotting. And it's just like it's shit like that You know so I guess we just beat up rich people Is that it? Is that where we're at? You feel stupid. You feel dumb. Yeah.

So we just go around beating up rich people Is that we're supposed to do? Except for if you're one of our rich fan of ours You know like I love you and you know you can donate Yeah Well we don't have any rich fans All of our fans are homeless, remember? That's true

Yeah, we gotta fuck ourselves. Same Yeah, we gotta fuck ourselves. We really we really catered to the worst demographic possible Let's make a show that that appeals exclusively to the people who can't listen to it. God, I would love to be, I would love to be in the boardroom for, like, to hear that pitch from, like, an authentic person. Like, from an authentic perspective, like, I want to make a show that is, that really appeals to the homeless.

You're in, you're in, like, you're in, like, fucking Netflix's boardroom or whatever. You're like, how are they going to watch it? I don't know, but if they do. I think, you haven't thought that far. I think they'll, they'll find it, I think. If they do, they do watch it. Anyway, let's, let's, uh, let's go. They'll watch it through people's windows.

Yeah, they'll stay outside of people's windows while they're watching it. They'll be like, wow, I really, I really relate to the home. They got a really hope, they got a really hope to God that they have captions on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. but let's move on to some questions since there's not really much news to talk about. A lot of it's gaming related and like, I don't know. I spent so much time talking about that shit this week on Sacred.

Just getting on to some questions. We got a lot of questions over at patreon.com slash snarktank. Remember, by the way, snarktank. That store is opening in a week's time for everybody. Maybe even a little bit earlier. Who knows? But there's a lot of stuff there. A lot of stuff there's going away also.

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Private, privates, privates. That's so dumb. That's pretty cool. That is so stupid. That's like a, that's like a, like a, not a honeymooners, but like a fucking Abbott and Costello joke. Hi, I'm private.

Anderson Privates. And these are my privates. That's so stupid. Question. Hi, fuckfaces. Question for Derek and Chris, since they're musically inclined, unlike Sweenne.

I was curious if you guys could break down the distinction between singles, EPs, LPs, and regular albums. How do these get formed slash classified? Thanks for all the laughs.

I'll shut up and listen now. That confused me for a while, too. I wasn't sure what the difference between EPs and LPs were in particular. It all derived from records, vinyl records back in the day. That's where all the classification started. So if I'm not mistaken, I'm not mistaken.

A EP is a extended play which is usually not that long. Usually about four songs, four to six songs. A LP is called a long play and there are about 10 to like 12 or 15 songs, I'm mistaken. And then there's obviously singles and then there's albums which are behind the studio. and it's that simple pretty much from Sagan

Yeah And there's records which are singles as well They're all There's a and technically albums Are also records as well too Well let's so that's just kind of been Like a little bit of confusion Because a record is supposed to be

Because a record is just a record It like I said it all derives from the vinyl records These all these qualifications And so it doesn't translate well When you got to Because CDs You're able to carry so much shit And most people didn't do singles

CDs. Sometimes there are samples usually, but like it doesn't translate well in like it did back in day. You can find a ton of single records. You can find a bunch of EPs, like all of that shit. Like you can find a bunch of that stuff. And but yeah, his classification is 100% correct.

And the one thing is I don't really in nowadays, in the nowadays things, unless you're doing a concept album, I don't really see the benefit in dropping an album anymore. I really don't. because it just doesn't get, like, because now everything streamer,

streaming based, you get the most streams by releasing singles. One billion percent. That's why you see a lot of fucking, especially in rap, a lot of people releasing one to two minutes singles, like just a bunch, because it's just completely inflating the numbers

because you only need 30 seconds for it to count as a play. Just listen to the streamer for 30 seconds. A lot of people kind of don't listen to albums that much anymore. and then a lot of people don't have the free fucking version of they have the free version of Spotify for example where they can't even listen to the album so it's one of those things where it's like a lot you kind of the albums on the free version it just it shuffles everything it shuffles the artist's catalog if you have a free version of no control at all no so and then you can only skip six times before uh you're fucked for like an hour or something or something like that there's heavy restrictions and also it doesn't even show you the top brother it doesn't even show you the top brother it doesn't even show you the top songs that they have. You know, like, I forgot about that. I, um, I let it run out for a while. And then I was like, I can't do this.

You know, like, I was like, I'm not going to pay for this shit anymore. Like, and then it went out and it's like, you can't even see the top, like, oh, here's their most top streams and shit. And I'm like, what? What the fuck is this? Like, they restrict the most basic stuff. But anyway, um, yeah. But yeah, that's pretty much all the stuff.

I, I think releasing an EP. EPs are great. I think like five songs releasing something like that. easily digestible is the way to go. I think it depends on what it is. Obviously concept albums are what I listen to the most. That's like my most listen to demographic of music.

So like I would, you know, you can't really do a concept of album in five songs. You need like a fucking like a 10 song thing you technically can. Like say this band Spirit Box, they just put out an EP and it's just the concept of

essentially dying and death. Yeah. And they just dropped They just dropped an EP, I think, late last year or early this year, I can't remember. But it's like six songs. And it's just all about like, you know, I think it's just like passing over or something, experiencing death. So it worked really well. But like I would say, six is a good. Success starts with your drive.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan,

America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Yeah, if it was like three songs, it would be a little weird. Like, what kind of kind of concept is this?

Unless they're extremely long songs. I found out about EPs when I was like 19. I had no clue they were before that. I was like, I heard, I just knew that people had music. and I was found out that there was EPs and I was like oh these are like real things

these are just small Yeah The one thing that I The first one I remember listening to really was Because there's mixtapes Also mix tapes are pretty much LPs Well mix tapes No mix tapes or

Mix tapes are specifically You like I would say 99% of the time Royalty free beats That you can't sell So you slap together Yes yes right yes right about that You just slap together A mixtape

And then you just here you go and then you throw it out there, which that's the kind of shit that I did, because I was like, I only, I've only bought two beats ever. And, well,

license. I've only licensed two beats. And I'm like, I can use them commercially. And I'm like, this fucking sucks. I'm like, I don't like paying for beats.

You know. Yeah. It's got a shit. Anyway. Yeah. Anyway, yeah. So that's the distinction.

Hope we, hope we could educate you. Yeah. On the music industry, as we are all qualified to do, clearly. Hi-Fi wrote in. Says, hello, fireball, common grab in DP.

Don't know what any of this means. Oh. Oh, there's a fighting terms, right? Yes. First time patron here and shout out to Sinha for putting me on. Nice. I shout out, man. I fucking, word of mouth.

There's nothing cooler than word of mouth to me. Like. Is that real? I don't know. Cinn is pretty big. Word of mouth? Yeah, it's a real. No.

No. I don't think he's talking about it. I don't know. I'm fascinated. I'm fascinated by that if that's if that's if that's if that's true. Cool. dope. Welcome.

Yeah, I don't know. She's not following any of us. So like, I don't know. But that's, that's pretty sick. That's true.

Then that's pretty sick. If it's the same person, then yes. Yeah. Anyway, PyeFi writes in. If at your next live show, the audience only consisted of

unattended pre-pubescent children who were singing the intro and spouting in-jokes so they were undeniably there for you. How would you be reevaluating your content and online presence? Thank you for making my workday significantly more bearable. Let me tell you something. I would immediately, I would immediately start taking every single possible brand deal regardless. I'm going to sell so much garbage to you kids. It's unbelievable. and be like oh, Cocoa Mellon, season 98, or whatever the fuck.

Or, I don't know, Fisher Price is, does Fisher Price even exist anymore? Do kids play? Do babies play with toys or do they just like slap an iPad in front of you

the second you're born? I will say, I will say, every time I'm in publicly, I can't remember seeing a physical toy anymore and I do see a fucking an iPad that's playing YouTube kids.

Like, it is pretty, yeah, it depends. It does definitely. I don't know, but I guess I'm going to focus now on it. I'll find out now. My godson has toys.

He definitely plays with toys and he loves toys. Do you steal them? But when you put on, well, like, not anymore. He's not like that brainwash of coconut anymore. But like two years ago he put on Coca-Mellon, he got shot. You put that shit on. He's not crying about being shot anymore. He's focused on the TV.

It's fucking wild. He used the iPad as of less now than when he was really little, though. Right He uses it less Yeah he's more focused on like Playing with somebody That's more fun to him Okay well that's good

Sounds like an anomaly That's at least some positive I thought that's not an anomaly I feel like that's just kids Because even my niece from New York She's like six now And she wasn't really an iPad kid Yeah

I mean I was like obviously When the parents are busy And they need a moment to breathe Because you know It's up being a parent It's a lot of slot You know they were like here Just give me a moment

To do with this Because little kids are very annoying and a lot to worry about I mean being a parents really not That's really not that big of a deal It's pretty That is a insane thing to say It looks pretty fucking easy to me But

Yeah dude I really I really don't Every time somebody complains about it's like Oh man it's so difficult I'm like It's literally You know It's such a small being

Like you can handle it Like what's the How bad could it possibly be If it really gets really bad you could take that that baby in like a fight easily so like I just don't understand what the threat is I just I don't you think it's all aggression based you think it's all aggression and combat based all the difficulty from my child that's got aggression and combat is that not what I don't understand what do you mean yeah it is always it's about fights that's yeah yeah you start

crying you fight it just be shut up that's it don't away I remember when I was born I remember when I was born and I started running to the hospital I ran to the door I was like running out I was like, I was screaming, and then my dad punched me in the top of my head, like, right in the top down. Oh, wow. And they had to use, like, a little, yeah, they had to use, like, suction cups to pull my head back up. Yeah. From K-B-N. But, uh...

Take that Viet Cong. And they say, oh, I'm sorry, so. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I do somebody clobbering someone like a dragon ball z over the top head punch to their kids. I just came out the wound is crazy to me. And they let him leave with the kid. They still let him leave with that child as nuts.

Do you hear about that one Nazi doctor that did that in the death camps? What? Like all he did was he would like, you do that trick. You know when you like pull you hold out your arm and then you slap it and do that 360 and then kind of like, you know, come back. He comes back around. Like he was just doing that. It was almost like an assembly. It was like an assembly.

Yeah, it was essentially that type of shit, dude. I was like. What research is that possibly for? What could he possibly have been researching? It was a slapstick comedy research. They're trying to see if it was a funny 100% of the time. Isn't it crazy? Yeah.

That they were all tweaking. Like they were all met the fuck up. You have to be. You have to be. And just they were tripping. To be able to do the shit that they did. That is such a wild understatement for the Nazis in the 1940s. So, yo, they were tripping.

They were tripping. I want that to be how they teach it in history classes. Like the Nazis, the lack of a better term, we're tripping, folks. To exterminate everybody, including Jewish people,

Africans, gypsies, gay people. Almost all the gypsies, literally. People don't talk about that very much. But literally almost all the gypsies. Also,

also just other Germans, too. Literally. They would just be like, he's Jewish. And he's like, what are you talking about? No, I'm not, I can't do the German voice at all.

His nose is big. No, I'm not. That's basically what they did. You got a bold nose. Like, what? I'm related to you. Nine. They kill him.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were definitely tripping. They were in mid-trip. I'm literally, my name is literally Stephen Hitler. What do you do? I'm Hitler's second cousin, Stephen. Yeah, whatever.

Yeah, whatever. Jude, get in the cart. Get the cart now. Whatever. You're gonna get the fellow indeed. Anyway. Real answer.

Real answer. Real answer. If I found out all my audience was kids and our first live show was just was first of all, we'd have to definitely retool the show a little bit. But that would honestly

be totally fine for me because I would, I, dude, kids entertainment is so fucking easy. Like doing that is such an I would gladly pivot immediately to serving that audience because it's just literally like

what's this color? Blue! And then that's it. And then you make like 10 times more money your advertiser safe. You get to sell fucking energy drinks that have fucking strontium 90 in them to babies.

And then they buy it on mass. Do you see that thing with Logan Paul? How he's getting sued because his energy drink has like pastels in it or something? I don't even know what the fuck that will thing is. Something that's

You shouldn't have in your body at all. It's in fucking prime. It's like the stuff that you put. I'm not even joking when I say this. It's the stuff that you put on things to make things waterproof. It's apparently like in prime. I just. Yeah.

I always feel like there's a weird, there's a weird period where you could roll out a product and it doesn't have to be approved by like the FDA or anything. Where I might have told this story before that Bob Marley had these teas, these ice teas that came in like a snapple bottle type of thing. And there was a shit ton of melatonin, and I didn't notice it until I, after I drank it. Because I slept for 15 fucking hours after I drank the fucking thing. And I was like, dude, what the hell is this? And then I'm like, oh, there's just, and then I think like a couple weeks later or something, then they just took it out.

Because I think- Can melatonin kill you, though? It can't kill you, right? Well, it can kill you if you fall asleep while you're doing something dangerous. Yeah. Yeah. You also have to, I feel like to overdose on melatonin, you'd have to take a fucking insane. You have to take so much melatonin to overdose on melatonin that it simply,

eating that much of something would probably kill you in and of itself, I think. Like, I don't, I don't, I really don't know. I love the idea of, I don't know about Marley, Tien, you're just like, could we get around this, by the way? You could have a little ball. Guys, we need to start thinking, because we just started our merch, we just started our merch operation, start tank dot shop. And we, we're starting with clothes, but maybe we should start delving into the world of drinks.

And I think I have a great name for our next. drink immediately. We'll call it. We'll just call the drink. Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. FDA approved.

And that's just, that's the name. That's fire. That's the name of it. That's fire. I like that. You know what I like? It has our logo, it has our logo, but it says FDA approved on it. I'm sick as fuck.

Yeah. It doesn't say snark-tee. Yeah, and FDA stands for like, I don't know, fruit delicious elixir. With an A. Yeah, yeah, something like. That's stupid. Fucking delicious

awesomeness. Yeah. Yeah, fucking delicious awesomeness approved. Approved. And then they can't because they can't say

that we're claiming that it's FDA approved. That's just the creative license of the name, right? Like we know like anybody with a reasonable, like the name of the brand isn't going to be FDA approved.

That's ridiculous. That's, you know, that, I think we got something here I think we do I think I'm going to have to get that drawn up I think I think that logo drawn up So what are

So before we continue What are our flavors going to be We should start with like a simple Like a small line of flavors I think we start with three We start with three main flavors And then we expand Okay piss

Definitely piss but piss It'll be right It'll actually be apple flavored So it's a pineapple It's a pineapple Anything What's not? with an eye.

Pineapple infused sassy, sassy syrup. Sassy syrup. Sassy syrup. Sassy syrup. Pineaple infused sassy syrup. We got the N-word one. We got the N-word one. What's Edward?

What would that be? Yeah, what is that? It would be, Derek, block this out. Block this out right now. Oh, God. I'm going to say one. I got a good one, okay? Okay.

He's giving Derek. I got a time stamp. It'd be nigger. It'd be nigger. and it would be nitro-infuse grape and good apples grape and good apples why would you mention

what needs to be blocked out I don't get it because the N word in general because I don't want us to get in trouble but whatever you're so safe or we can do the hard R or you could do the hard R and it'd be I thought you were gonna say

you can we can do soft A man if there is a black person on the screen and the soft A is said the algorithm I swear God, the algorithm. No. First of all, this,

I have to say this pisses that it, it really pisses me off that you even bothered to draw attention to that. Because that might have been, what, the 10,000th N-word that you've said on this show, but you, like, singled it out as if it was, like, uniquely offensive.

I usually try not to see it on the show anymore. I see a lot of extra ammo now. You are out of your fucking mind. The last two episodes, the last two episodes of the podcast, I have. I have not said the N-word. Oh, shut the fuck up.

I don't believe that at all. I don't believe that. You know why? I wasn't here. I wasn't here. So I did not say the N-word. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.

You're stupid. You're stupid. So you said to what I didn't say it. Fight technicality, pussy. Yeah, sure. That's true. You said it in spirit. You said it while you were fucking laying out on a hammock or whatever the fuck you were doing.

Getting fucked by a San Diego pirates. I was like, yeah. This is the line there saying it. Lily's like, why are you saying it under your sleep? I'm sick. Let me ask you, honey. Hold, wait, let me pose a question to the room. If you are both seeing in a relationship capacity, people who are very clearly not black, right?

Let's say they snore, but their snore is them saying the N-word. Like, that's how they, that's how they snore. I'm going to record them first. Soft air, hard are? It alternates. Oh, you first, you record them. You record them doing it.

So when they, so when they were like, I don't do that, that's crazy, you just show them them doing it. And I'm like, do you have any clue this is about? And then you go from there.

Do you have any clue this is about it? Underwhelming answer. Can you really be, can you really, what, you can't really be mad? like what do you right that's why I'm asking the question

I guess it's more of like are they are they really sleeping or are they really dedicated to a bit like they stay up all night pretending to snore the N-word they have in fact never truly slept ever in your presence

for some you wonder why they got such horrible bags in their eyes you're like what the fuck are these bags under your eyes they look good bro they're like bags the bags under their eyes droop past their jowls. They look deranged.

They look like the Halo prophets. You know, they have those. Yeah, yeah, they have those fucking bullshit. Do you remember that video that Black Lady so I looked like a prophet? We were watching like these random things.

It was just like a prophet. I was like, oh my God. That's awful. I felt so bad. I did exactly like one dude. I wish we had that video. I wish we had that video because it was, that was a crazy.

there because she did this woman looked exactly like the profit of regret and I can't even crazy I was like what is this yeah it's impossible black bitch yo relax black bitch

you think shit sweet I forgot about that dude man I love it because he's fucking tough about it too he's great he's crazy black bitch he's like why you gotta throw black in there you would think I'm one of them suck a white boy I'm like, damn, bro.

You're kind of turning me on. Stop being so brazen. You're turning me on. I totally forgot about that, man. I just, it's just bringing back a flood of memories of seeing that for the first time through Batman. Somebody dubbing, like this guy is like shoplifting.

And then Batman shows up to stop a punk-ass black bitch and the dude's looking at Batman. Like, what? I was like, that's great. The internet makes me happy sometimes. man and then and then I immediately I get on Twitter and I get sad be racist. I thought he definitely could be racist. He wouldn't know it

at first. He figured out later on and he's like oh shit. He's very sheltered in a real world scenario I can imagine him being a bigot because he just hasn't experienced like you know he hasn't been he hasn't been in the streets he can figure it out later on

and not be racist anymore but like he would be like oh shit I'm bugging do you think here's a hypothetical Do you think Because Batman's whole story Is that he was He's like Why is he bad

He's like He's like afraid of bats For a reason right Or is it just like a general He was afraid of bats So he was A horde of bats Never happened

A hoard of bats Yeah Technically you use the right You use the right He actually was a molest He was molested But they actually Though they slid off his pants

And No they did not Can you imagine About your bats So here's the So here's the thing. Blying his pants off his body. If Batman is so sheltered and he's like this rich person and he's like he's he's sheltered.

He's sheltered from the world. He doesn't really understand the greater context of the universe that he lives in. And he instead of bats, uh, just he's, I don't know, he's in like an arcade or something. And a black guy walks up to him and pushes him and he and pushes him against the wall and just kicks him in the nuts and runs away. is he then traumatized Hold on, wait, wait, let me He's then so traumatized by black people That he becomes black man

Black man I already knew it was coming But it just needed What to hit the ether I like that I like the idea that it was the same exact experience But it's just Instead of bats coming out of that cave

It was a bunch of black people Just ran out of the cave And climbed out of the hole he was in. It scared the fuck out of him. That is, why? It's so fucking stupid. It's like, Alfred's like, why were there so many black people under the manner?

Master Bruce, there are things I don't know. Things would have been very different from me growing up, like, watching Batman the Animated, um, Black Man the Animated series. Like, it just, that shit would have been crazy. I, um, I, I, I love chicken.

I'm as darkest the night. I am. Black man. And he's, he's, he's, he's, I am, I am black man. And he thinks it's really scary to everybody else. He thinks it's just as scary to everybody else as it is to him. But he's just, he's just a regular black man.

He's just a regular, he's dressed in black face, which somehow would actually make, that actually makes the Joker make a lot more sense, really. If you really think of it. That is so fucking stupid. Complete contrast. I love it.

I love it. I think this was the original idea. The clowns are not the natural enemy to bats, you know? But like white face and black face That makes a little bit more sense to me I don't think that's Dude I love the idea of That is yeah he's just

He's just in shitty Fucking like like shoe polish He's not even like he does it's not even a good job It's not a good job He has he does have a cape He's still rich right so he does have like a He looks really nice But he just has on shitty black

And then he just prowls him around at night making people actually afraid of, I don't know, what, menstrual shows? I don't know, please. You're like, I'm, I don't know. What is this fucking, what is this asshole doing? Mr. Gordon's like, listen. He really has it in his head. I know you're trying to.

He really has it in his head. He's trying to explain it to everybody who's asking about it. He's like, listen, I, he really has it in his head that he was, very traumatized by a cavalcade of black people exiting a cave. And he really has it in his head that everybody is also identically afraid of it. Yeah, yeah. I don't know how to convince him that that's not true. In fact, that so many people that we interact with on a daily basis on a daily basis are just black people.

I don't know how to explain to him that I don't know how to fix him. Alfred is at his at his wit's end with this guy. And he shows up. And he shows, the thing is, the Batman shows up, or Black Man shows up, dressed this way, at crimes. And then everybody looks at him and is like, oh, this is this some black guy? And then he comes up and beats the living shit out of everybody. And then he thinks that that, he thinks it's working. Because he's so powerful and strong.

And he's like, this must be like, this must be like really like a fearful. This must really be getting in their heads. but he's really just beating the shit out of him. They truly do fear the black man. They really do feel the black man. I think this is really working. Alvarez, come here. Alvary, give me some chicken.

Here's a chicken of watermelon, Alfred. He's like, oh. Master Wayne, that is the stereotype for fuck's sakes. God damn it. Massa way. Everyone likes chicken and watermelon master Wayne. Shut the fuck up, Alfred. I like the idea.

You never got me chicken and watermelon when I was kid. give me chicken watermelts and be black man Master Wayne and then Master White We are in We are in our own house You don't need to keep the act up around me

Master White Shut up, I literally know you're Bruce Master Wayne I'm calling you Master Wade Because I know you're not just I know you're not a stranger Who you need to keep appearances up around Oh man

I feel like that would make sense because he's actually insane. So he would just try to keep, you know, he has this like, what is it like split personalities and shit? Like he's just fucked up. He genuinely, he's still trying to keep it a secret from Alfred even though he knows. So like sometimes he'll be like, oh, our Batman's coming. It's like, oh, yeah, I'll go get him. And then he runs into the next route and comes back in black. It's like this is, it's like that last, what is it, the ending of?

Mrs. Doubtfire where he's at the... Oh, yeah, when he keeps going back and forth. Oh, shit, nigga. Like, I like, I like him just be, like, he's, he, he, he, he become, he just becomes extremely racist and disrespectful. Like, he has to, shitty, shitty fucking, uh, shitty fucking blackface. And then as soon as he's like, oh, hi, I'm, uh, I got to go to my meeting in shit. And then he fucking, like the Mrs. Doubtfire thing.

He's going back and forth and forgets to change back to his Bruce Wade. He comes back as black man on accident. Yeah, he comes back as Bruce Wayne and he says the N-word because he thinks he's in the blackface. And then that's what that's what does him in. That's what gets him found out. It's like he's clearly, nobody assumes he's just racist. They assume he is the vigilante black man. Everyone just immediately assumes.

Oh, shit. So stupid. Gee, what's going on? I love it. Yeah, on black man. mean to be rude. And he's like really, he's really trying hard to convince everybody that he is who he says he is whenever he's like, like in the moments where he's like alternating between costumes. Like, boy, it's been, sure been a nice day of, you know, being a stockholder.

And then and then he goes in the other room. He's like, man, I love spending my day, not seeing my son. You know, and it's like, he's a really trying hard. Master line. This is so fucking dumb. Please stop terrorizing the streets. It's ridiculous. They don't believe that you're an actual black man.

Please stop terrorizing the streets, Master Wade. Master Wayne, you are setting black people back so far. She and the city needs me, dog. Dog, this needs me, brother. Please stop doing that. Stop it. It's so fucking embarrassing. Master Wade, my wife in Britain is a black woman.

You are defending me so greatly. Stop. Nah, shit, nigger. You don't know what you talking about. Get out of here with all that job. It's so fucking embarrassing. You're just like, that's so, I'm so embarrassed. You're so fucking embarrassing, Master White.

I can hardly take it. She, nigga, you tripping. Man, you need, you get out of you with that mess, dog. What the fuck we're even answering? I don't know if I have no fucking idea. Where you going? Where you going, criminal? Shee.

You ain't getting away with this. like what? I'm just going to the I'm just gonna go get a hot dog at the at the stand and then he just fucking you know rope batterangs him

on the fucking face beats the shit out of him he's like no he blackerangs him oh he but yeah yeah he has he has like a fucking black face

fucking symbol that he just throws that people what would that be what is that? Like just just think of a Disney cartoon right just there's just like a fucking cartoon

depiction of like just a big-lipped black dude you know just the biggest stereotype yeah how would Walt Disney how would how would how would Walt Disney have animated this in the 1930s uh it would be like an eBT card and the e bt and yeah it's it i guess yeah that that's a good reference this is the eb and he throws it out people she you ain't get away with this stupid shit he can't stop saying She can't stop saying shit. We got to move on. We got to move on. We'll be on this for hours if I know us.

Black man is... Private. I'm going to work that shit out later. Privilever's Rodin. It's not bad. Private Private right of us rodent again. Unusual that I would use too, but this is a quick one. I think we can get to it.

Hello varying color grade. Thoughts on Velma season two. Apparently they made her less annoying. But I'll let you guys be the judge of that. I'm not watching that show. Neither am I. I'm not even remotely curious about it either, to be honest with you. I saw I was out like a day or two ago, and I was like, oh, that's cool.

And I went right past it. Oh, I had no idea. I didn't see anything about it. Good. That means we're learning. Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs,

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somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Yeah. I mean, I only saw it because of the hype, and, you know, it was whatever.

It was, like I said, I didn't know who was geared towards. That was the biggest, to me, that was the biggest problem. I didn't really know which audience they were trying to reach. particularly with this one. Because I would just think of from my own perspective that if I'm going to bring back something that's related to Scooby-Doo, I want to make sure that old people enjoy it because this show is fucking ancient. And they just changed up enough stuff to where people are like, I don't care about any of this.

Like, oh, we're going to do an origin story with fucking with Shaggy where he's not a stoner. Why would I care about that? Even remotely, I only care about Stoner Shaggy. What is this? I didn't understand this at all. But whatever, it wasn't, it wasn't as, I don't say, it wasn't as bad as everybody was saying, but it was just stupid.

I thought it was stupid as fuck. This wasn't good. Yeah, it's stupid. I didn't, I didn't get it. I mean, it's like X-Men 97, bro. Just do that. Just put Professor Xavier with a Scooby-Doo. To me, my mystery machine men.

And then fucking, they fight sit-inels and get crush of the first episode. Oops. Scooby kills a sentinel. Scooby kills one of them now. Oh, Scooby's the same. Like he banana peel bullshit, one sentinel and it blows up. It makes sense that he would be a mutant.

So he, yeah, Scooby-Doo is a mutant. So he survives. Everybody else gets slaughtered though, because there's regular humans. Scooby-Doo on the X-Men. Oh, my God. Scooby-Doo on Genosha Island. The only one that survived. Scooby, while everybody was fighting, Scooby-Doo is soloing fucking Nimrod the whole time.

Everybody's like, the fuck is going on. Why is Scooby fighting a master mold and like winning? What's happening? Scooby Doo beats up sinister. He beats up fucking Magdito. Scooby-Dooleason. It's like a dog would.

Like there's moments where like he's literally biting his throat. Like really ripping his throat out. He's like, no, I'm not even recovery. What's happening? He just fucking dies after all these years. He did all these years. He did get on his throat. I don't believe in murder

He got a And then fucking He mauls professor X too Because he dares to tell him not to murder people He bites Wolverine Wolverines I can't heal what's wrong I can't heal And he gets out of man to poison

Immediately I'm My blood hurts It just it just comes rushing in all at once. He neutralizes your powers. It turns into a cancer cell. That's no feasibility.

He can neutralize anyone's power. He's just a patch of cancer on the floor. No. So dumb. All right. Since he got two questions, we're going to move up quickly past you. Sorry.

You're going to double dip. You're going to double dip and you got two answers. President of the Goon Society wrote it. He says, imagine you're being held in a remote location by an Epstein type. and to earn your freedom, you have to consume an entire leather armchair without utensils. You are allowed a gallon of water a day,

but no other forms of food. How long would it take you to complete the given task? You can't kill yourself. You can't kill yourself. What the fuck are you talking about? You're going to die. Yeah, so we can eat around the metal, I'm assuming, like, bone?

Like, you probably, right? Yeah. You've got to finish the metal eventually. There's no way. That can't be a part of the real. Yeah. Yeah. He said a leather armchair. Real is real. There's a leather armchair. You got it. It's a leather that's on the fucking chair. The, the skeleton of the chair. Look, look, he said the leather armchair. I'm assuming we got to finish the entire arm chair. Yeah, but that's what he said. If he's saying only the leather on the arm chair is one thing, that's okay, that's possible.

No, because that's not, that's not, that doesn't count for the foam. That doesn't count for like the springs. Exactly That means I have to eat a good amount of wood And or metal To get out of this bitch Anything that's uh yeah I would just think not the skeleton I just think like

That's like leaving the bone Which I think would be adequate Yeah I think so just everything else Everything else that incum also Also also Also because Kingston's Because Kingston's idea And understanding of the premise

Kills it before it begins So we're gonna run with it in the more In the way that we can try to eat the metal like little nibbles. You're eating the metal. I think it would take, I don't know, maybe like six days. Yeah, because you'd be pretty fucking hungry, actually, only consuming. Because I think maybe you would get some calories out of the leather if it is genuine leather.

And that's it. Well, you'd probably also, yeah, you'd also probably die just from shitting. Success starts with your drive. An American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our programs are designed for people who never stop. You bring the fire, APU will fuel the journey. Learn more at APU.APUS.edu. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, hi, Dan.

Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. do? I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Because whatever you're, like, whatever you would, whatever would be, whatever you would be digesting, would not come out well. It would probably like perforate your fucking colon. And then you'd,

you'd crawl around the ground until you're, until you died. Um, on like day three probably. So like I don't know how much time you actually have. So like, really nicely cured colored, uh,

what's it's called a letter. Like it'd be really pretty colored. Like, oh, wow, look at that. My inside. He did a nice job making this leather look nice.

And then you die because you'd try to shit out straight leather for a few days. You should like a pretty much a hammock of leather. Yeah. A leather. A leather hammock. Maybe a month. I got three days.

I'm gonna just. I got eight minutes. Okay. He's just gonna shove it in your mouth like Scooby-Doo. So like just go. Yep. I'm gonna do it like like Ed eats the mattress. Oh,

there you go. Yeah. Unhinged your jaw and just slowly work your jaw over like a snake. Hell yeah, dude. And eventually, uh, you're free. You're good.

You did it. Yeah, you're set. You did it. I'm sure this guy. I'm, sure I'm sure this guy who kidnapped you against your will and forced you to eat a leather armchair will be reasonable and let you go. I'm sure that'll happen.

Yeah, like, good job. I didn't expect you to do it. Well, it deals a deal. Goodbye. Off you go. Don't tell anybody about this. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

And that's the end of that interaction. Yeah. That's good. I don't know. There's a lot of other. Do it. Just the first. you laid your eyes on, just shotgun it.

All right, all right, Lizard, asking the same question I asked in February until it gets answered. Hello, first, second, and third leg of the forbidden one. I know, I want to know what was your first fuck around and find out moment. Mine was in second grade when someone told me my Yu-Gi-o card was fake.

I said, no, your mom is fake, and he punched me in the face. Thanks for the many laughs. Your mom is fake. Your mom is such a dumb fucking... I like that. That kind of indicates to me that that kid had a fake mom because like why would you be so defensive over that it's like damn

he knew how did you know how did you know my mom's fake he knows I have two dads how does he know when he punched him how did he know that my mom was a how did fuck did he know that my mom was a cardboard cutout this whole time how the fuck fucking I thought I thought I hit this very well yeah yeah fucking I don't remember I was in kindergarten or something like that some kid like hit me you know it's like oh damn I definitely hit him back probably but I was like damn fuck around I can't find out I've definitely I definitely in New York, you probably saw a fuck around and find out more before I actually encountered it myself.

There's many people talk shit and get their ass to beat time and time again in New York when I was growing up. And I was like, damn, I'm not going to do that. I'm going to try not do that shit. I never really had a moment like that. Maybe with my stepsisters, we fought sometimes. And I do remember being, I'm not exactly what age, but I remember we got into a fight.

I think I started it. And I remember, like, giving her one really good kick. And I'm like, yeah, you know, like, I fucking, I was like, but she was much bigger than me. She was much older than me. And then she started fucking gorilla pounding on me. And I remember it not really hurting that much, but I, I cried in submission because, like, it was like, oh, no. I can't, I can't get out of this attack, you know? And it was just like, but I don't remember it, like, actually hurting.

It was more, like, startling. And I'm like, stun damage. That's why you were thinking. They're like, what's happening? Yeah. So I definitely was like, don't, you know, even, you don't fight people that are much larger than you. It's usually not a good idea unless you're like,

you're trained and, you know, if you know what you're doing, but otherwise, don't fight people that are much larger than you. It just doesn't make any sense. They can gorilla pound you into the ground. Yeah. All right. Let's, uh, let's see. where are we going

where are we going here hello loud all right sweet sweet ween be like it's not rape if she stops fighting a real quote by the way yeah I wouldn't be surprised

hello loud minorities I've noticed a right Kings is going to have a daughter I bet hello loud minorities I've noticed a rise yeah I've noticed a rise

is genuinely racist trained It's going to be, at least she kicks him in a fucking temple and kill him. I've noticed a rise in genuinely racist comments towards Sweene. Even if it's under the guys of a joke, it's clear to me,

they vehemently dislike him. It seems unfair to me because you all have your low points, but Kingston gets the most shit. I was wondering how he feels in all of this, since I guarantee it's not all black people making the comments. I don't care.

They wouldn't say it to my face. That's the thing. I know none of them would say that to me personally. If they would, they'd be waking up. So that's about it. So I'm like, yeah, whatever. It's a joke. It's a joke.

I'm not to take his word for it because I only remember one scathing comment, but it was by another black person. But that was in the, that was a patron. That was one of the patrons. It was fucking painful. It was like some wild shit. I was like, holy shit, dude. And then somebody was saying that Chris was saying it to you at a context. That was funny.

Like, I was funny. It was funny. But it was like. Yeah. The reason I, look, man, I get it. I get the concern. But at the same time, he did this to himself. Like, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is what he did.

This is what he did. So like, this is where we live now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, I don't. I didn't, I, I, I, you're out of your fucking mind. I would say, welcome it.

I would say you're here, you know, and I'm, I'm part of it. Welcome to me. Please come in. I wouldn't say, hey, hey, call me racial slurs. I never said that, you know? No, dude. That's what it says on your face. They see it.

That's where that kind of face. Oh, real quick. I just want to say something that, like, annoys me a little bit when people say things like, like, oh, Nikki, you all have your low points and I'm like, guys, I want to remind you guys that we, are fucking regular people like to like

when people try to make this type of observation it's almost like just observing that people are peopling I was like oh you guys ball have a lobel yeah no fucking shit dude it's so redundant to say stuff like that it just annoys me I'm sorry that like it's kind of like when

what I mean is because you see people do this the same thing when they'll be like oh man like you know like oh you're you're so wrong this time like oh you're wrong and I'm like yes yes yes man. Am I supposed, am I a fucking encyclopedia? Yeah, you get shit wrong. I'm going to say some dumb shit sometime. It's, it is expected. I think it's the nature of the internet because of the fact

that, like, we're on the internet. We're going to be wrong a lot. I just feel like you're a person. You're a person. People get shit wrong all the time and I just feel like it doesn't need to be, it's one of those things that it doesn't need to be addressed in a way like it's shocking or surprising or it's like I'm learning some revelation or something about myself. or something by making that observation by like, like say what the comment was could have been conveyed without even mentioning that at all about, oh, Sweeney's getting a lot of extra racism shit

throwing them, that's fucking weird. I know you guys all have your low points and it's like, well, what? Like, yeah, yeah, no. Yeah, yeah. Of course, dude. I will say, I will say this. I exercise a fair bit of control over the comments

that we read on the show. and I specifically Like if I look Quite frankly if I read something And I think it's just If a lot of people say like Hello whatever right And a lot of times it's like a big joke or whatever

And sometimes it's like it's racial But it's not racist And other times it is racist And I straight up ignore the ones that are racist Like if you are leaving comments where it's like Hello The Hard R N word you know Or like hello monkeys

Whoa Like, I'm not reading it. So you're giving us, you're giving us your money, writing a question. That's so ill spirit. You're not. That's so fucking. You're not doing it. I'm not reading it.

I guess. Where like, what? Like, what you think that was going to get through? Like, what? I would say those are people better. Go ahead. Well, what I'm saying is like, I do that very, very intentionally because it's like, look, dude, I don't know who's on the other side of this computer.

I don't know if that what you're saying is like, I don't know if you're just like some black guy who's like having fun or if you're not. And so to me, look, I don't have a problem with like racial humor or anything. It's like it's fine. Even racist humor, to be honest, like in like TV and like shit like that or like in structured comedy. But as like as audience members asking questions, like I'm not going to just accept oh, hello monkeys. You know, like I'm just it's not because it's lazy. It's not funny.

It's so. It's like why? Yeah, it's just it's so, yeah. Yeah, it's brazenness. makes me laugh. Like it's, but it's not fun. It's not actually funny, but it's funny because like, oh, this person thinks this is okay to do, which does make me laugh. Oh yeah, yeah. They thought that, yeah, that. And it's like not encouraging. I don't want it. It's not encouraging. Like, oh, if you hear someone laugh, it's like, no, no, no, I always laugh though. It's a thing. Even though it's a thing,

even though it's not. And I don't mean a laugh because it's not funny, but it's funny because it's like, what is wrong with you? In the same way as like, yeah, exactly, dark humor. Like, some of the most fucked up things every here, you'll laugh at it because of how wild it is. You're like, I can't believe that happened or whatever. And it doesn't mean that you want more of it all the time. Like, yeah, keep it up. Keep doing it. Yeah, but I don't know.

Most people have come across, especially when people are just reaching out, zero. I've had zero, as far as this podcast goes, I have zero people say anything racist towards me or anything. Oh, yeah, zero to suspect. Like everybody's been cool, but then there's those things where I have to say, that one guy said I shouldn't say neurodivergent. So autistic. Or, you know, people that. Like he's the one that said like, oh, call it, call it like it is he said. Don't call me African American.

You can call me African-American. You can call me an autistic. You don't have to say neurodivergent. I'm like, fair enough. And that one person's $25 patron, his name. But yeah, I would imagine there are some people like that that kind of don't read the room. They don't get the cue. They feel like they can do it too. Like, oh, I'm in a safe place.

And I can do it. And it's like, well, now we're addressing it. It's like, chill out a little bit if you're one of those people. Relax. Nah. Yeah. To be fair. To be fair.

I wish I could read the room worse. To be fair. To be fair, there aren't many. Like most of, most of, most of the comments that we get aren't that, like aren't that. Sure. But I do notice some of them. Like it's like, it's like maybe like maybe like 5% max. Hey, you stupid hard art piece of shit.

You're like, whoa. Yeah, it's like. Long time listener. This is, it's a very parasitial thing. Second time donator. Yeah. It's a very parisocial thing, I think. And I guess that's natural because we, we're in people's weeks.

We're in people's ears several times a week. So I get that there's like a, yeah, I get that there's like a pariscial relationship there where like there's like, oh, we're all friends here. And it's like, well, that's a fine environment. But like, we don't know you at all. And also your names change constantly. So like I can't even like, I can't even get to know any of you based on like your read your write-ins or anything. I don't know week to week if I'm reading the same fucking person because your names change constantly.

So even on that front there's like a barrier. I can't wait to do the next live show. Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, Pursuing a lifelong passion.

Our programs are designed for people who never stop. You bring the fire, APU will fuel the journey. Learn more at APU.appus.edu. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently. said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24 7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Whenever we do it, because I want to, I want to meet more of those people and be like,

oh, I'm so-and-so and be like, oh, that's, you know, like some of the names you'll recognize and be like, oh, that's fucking so-and-so, and I can put a face to name. Like, I actually, I really want to. Me a hugger Derek was awesome, dude. Yeah, Huggard Derek. Yeah, haphazard. I think haphazard was the first person in line. I was like,

can I hug you, dude? That motherfucker was the first of line. I was like, how are you the first motherfucker in line and the last patron name red? Did you plan that shit out? Is this guy a wizard? Some people play the slow game, bro.

And he played the slow game and he won. I would love to do a live show this year in, in California. Yeah. I think that's more than doable. But yeah, that would be, that would be really fun.

That would be really good. A lot should be wild We'll figure it out We'll figure it out Get some All right To help us out Yeah

Um Um Uh Gears X warrior wrote in He says Okay so peep game A few episodes ago

Derek was drinking Marcus Phoenix A squirt liquid And it got all over himself Chris and Sween Has there ever been a time Where you guys Have also been covered

In some liquid at an inconvenient time. No ditty. Yeah, I've pissed myself before. What do you mean? No ditty. That's so stupid. I have completely pissed my pants before,

but like, damn, I'm covered in piss right now? That's an easy one, right? Yeah. When was the last time you pissed yourself? Like full flood, like it all came out or like a little bit? Like a little bit?

I can't imagine that ever happening. All of it coming out? I've completely peed myself before. To the point, it was no more pee. It was no more pee in me. I was like, damn, dude. Wait, wait, okay. How old were you?

Would that happen? I was like nine. All right, that's not too? That's still too old. Like, I'm not, like, I'm not here. I'm not here to try to justify it. I understand what happened. I full-fledged peeed myself.

I fell down the steps on a way to the, we were going to the, I had to pee. My grandma was like, King. So we have to catch the train, hurry up. And I ran, I fell down the steps since it in some way, and I just pissed myself. And my grandmother was like, oh, she was wanted, I can tell she wanted to laugh at because it clearly was funny. But she had to be a parent and be like, it's okay, Kingston. Well, I had to stand up.

I couldn't sit down the train. Then I got the train sea full of piss. Oh, no. You had to go on the train. And I had to walk home, the last like two blocks of the walk covered in piss. Damn. And my grandmother kept looking at me and trying to be a kind and like, it's okay, Kingy, don't cry. It's all right.

We're going to get some, we're going to get you a little piece of pizza and try to be. Yep. You know when you got to, you know what you got to be a parent? You stopped for a pizza? That's great. Yeah. Yeah. You stopped for pizza on the way home while you're caked and piss?

Because I was crying. She was trying to be a good parent. Instead of getting you back in ASAP and then we'll get pizza afterwards. She's like, you bring, bring you back clean you. She was trying to help me. Yes. She was not coming back outside that house. She was,

she was like, I'm done, bro. That's amazing. I like that. That's crazy. That's crazy. She was old. How old was she?

I love it. My grandmother, my grandmother was, well, think of it like this. When I was born, my grandmother already 50, at least 56.

Yeah. But at how was she now? She was already like in her 50. My grandma's like 80 something, dude, maybe 90. Mm. My grandmother

was old when I was born. If she was 90, if she was 90 at that time, then I would understand it. She's, I'm 12 years younger than my sister. I don't care. So that means that I was a way later child. I was a way later child.

Hmm. Yeah, those way littered childs, man. So wilder spurn up on you. I don't care. Yeah, I, uh, so what? Who fucking asked. Your grandma's awesome, which is like, I'm not fucking, I'm not coming back out.

We'll get the, we'll get the pizza now. I'm gonna roll your pizza. Take him home. He'll fret a little bit and he'll be all over this pizza spot. I'm gonna take the idea. I would be so furious if I was a pizza shop owner. I don't think it was one of the sit down spot. I think it's one like you go,

you grab a slice at the window. Because in New York, it's like you can walk in or there's a window. You grab a slice. Well, some places. I was to sit down. Get this boy out of my fucking restaurant, huh? Hey, what is this, man? Why is this moly covered piss baby

I haven't seen many of those I haven't seen many of those. I feel like I don't know maybe like 30 like maybe 25 to 30% of the pizza shops that I've ever seen in New York are that with like the window. So it's not my first assumption. That's how a lot of them in the Bronx are.

What's that I remember in the Bronx are? I think they have one like that. I haven't lived there in a long time. Maybe you guys wouldn't like it how the pizza tastes or not but like at Fremont Street, like downtown Las Vegas, I think has a spot that I think it would be reminiscent

of something that you guys do experience, but I don't know if the flavor would be good for you. There is this place in Vegas is just off the strip. It's like just off the strip and it's a pizza place and an Italian restaurant connected to each other. I don't know what that place is called, but I went there for pizza,

it wasn't bad there. I'm not sure. I think I had that too. And then there's a place. I know what you're talking about. right next to it, like right next to it is a pizza parlor. Hmm. It's like so,

it's like literally on the side of the strip. Guys, have you ever, let me ask you something. Terrible looking area, though. Let me, let me ask you something. I saw this one pizza place that looked really cool because it was across the street from the guitar center. I was like,

I got to try this. And I've never seen this before. The, the pepperonies were put under the cheese. That's weird. I got to tell you. It pissed me off so much. Because one of the reasons why I don't like calzone is because the pepperonies don't get crispy, right?

Because it's baking inside. Yeah. And it was just fucking soggy pepperonies. And I'm like, I can't believe. How is this place still open? I don't know if you guys ever seen that before. But it was the most disappointing pizza I've ever had in my entire life. I've never heard of that.

I was drunk too. I got two things of alcohol. And I was kind of drunk I was like And I'm like Oh this is gonna be great And it was still Fucking disappointing

And I'm pissed off Now an angry and drunk Being disappointed by food When you're drunk Is the most Being disappointed by food When you're drunk Is the most disappointing experience

You can I really don't think I've experienced anything As soul crushing as that Truly Like truly like Like in the moment You know what I mean?

Yeah Yeah It's really, man, that sucks. It was all bad. Let me compound the story. I didn't mean to get drunk. People think they're doing you a favor by really diluting your, well, not diluting, by giving you a lot of alcohol in your drinks where I don't drink. I'm not trying to get pissed drunk when I'm drinking.

I want a good fucking cocktail that tastes, you know, it tastes good. And if it's good, I'll get another one or maybe even three, and that's more money for them. So they actually lose money when they put way too much alcohol on your fucking drink if you didn't ask for it. So I just wanted a good fucking, what do you call it? Like whiskey, whatever. I forgot what I had. It doesn't matter. I had two of them and they were so strong.

They were so fucking strong. And I was like, I'm not going to waste something and drink them. And I had to go pick up, I had to go pick up Jojo like an hour. And I'm like, God damn it. I need to like fucking, I need to like be chill. I can't, obviously I can't drive now, but I should be fine in an hour. But I felt like, and I'm like, fuck, here's my pee. And then the pizza sucked ass and I was angry and it was hot it was the summer. I was hot it was that was probably the worst moment in Vegas I've been that was the worst thing

You gotta whip up the flesh light you got to fill you got the flesh light and get a give a few tugs while you're in there Balance yourself out and then go do what you got to do man beating off of bring your flesh night with you that is a good idea sometimes you because I've I was I was in gridlock traffic one time coming back from Glendale I used to work in Glendale and I was like I was thinking No, so I was thinking of, I was having, you seen the movie falling down with Michael Douglas? Yeah. And I was thinking, I was like, if that guy, I was like, if that guy beat off, do you think like that would have avoided everything if he just jacked off while he was like waiting in traffic? Because I started thinking like, I'm so wound up, like beating off with like fix.

But obviously, I'm in a regular car. Everybody would just see you jacking off. He'd just be jacking up, everybody. He'd be like, yo, look at this guy. That is so fucking crazy, Derek. Dude, I think you should, I think, I think, I think honestly, those are the moments why you have those things. Yeah, you just, you just need a large truck. Like, that's why you have a flashlight.

You get a large lifted truck. Nobody can see you inside and that he just fucking go to town. And everybody. If you're in gridlock traffic, you lean your seat all the way back, all the way back. And then you do what you got to do. And then you sit up and you're like, oh, man. That's crazy. You relax a little bit.

You know, if it's gridlock. You can take a nap You take a little, take a little five minute A little five minute No, but see that's the worst part of gridlock Usually every few minutes It'll move just a little bit Just enough to somebody to be angry

That you're not fucking So you can't really even relax At any point It is the worst experience It's the worst experience I can't believe I saw really crying gridlock traffic once It was really funny

I started crying He cried He's not people that can't understand traffic He's like one of those people but I can't understand it. Yeah. It just, it's clearly,

because I remember, it just happens. It's the world being a dickhead to me, but her, she can't, her brain can't mathematically understand it. Well, that's,

because there should not be traffic in California. There's too many lanes. There's too many lanes. It shouldn't be traffic at all. It's just, it's just people. It's like,

the problem. It's like, it's people on. But the amount of lanes. You know, the pigeon man? He's like, yeah,

the amount of, the amount of, oh, sorry, go ahead. Because I just always feel like that. When people ruin that like it's people Arnold like they ruin everything you have a free lanes you have all these

lanes there is no light if everyone just with a good decent speed but it's usually takes one person to just merge and fuck everything up yeah that's literally it's really what it is gridlock like the reason gridlock is so terrible it's insane yeah gridlock is fucked because there's no it's almost like sitting through a long movie the first time where it's like man I don't know I haven't seen this before so I really don't know how long this is, I really don't know how long this is going to feel. And I remember being stuck on, it was like, I think executive avenue in Hastings. I got, me and my mom got stuck in gridlock for, I think literally four hours. We were stuck, like not moving. Like, moving, like maybe I think we moved like in those four hours. I think we moved maybe like 10 feet.

And it was crazy. And I remember like, people were like getting outside of there. People were getting outside of their. It was some crazy thing had. I think like a transformer blue. I don't know what the fuck happened. But some lady got out of her car, she was asking, like, people for cookies. Because, like, somebody in her car was, like, diabetic or something. Oh, okay. Yeah, sugar. And it was like, it was crazy, dude.

It felt like, it felt like a, like a mini apocalypse on that road. Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills. APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our programs are designed for people who never stop. You bring the fire, APU will fuel the journey.

Learn more at APU.APUS.edu. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morton.

which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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I would, I would for sure Michael Douglas it up. There's no way. What you just said right now, moving 10 feet in four hours, I would have easily. I would turn to Michael Douglas and falling down. There's no shot. I'm going to be normal after that. I'm going to start just walking around.

I could be remembering. I could be remembering the like the time. All I remember, all I remember specifically was the sun went down while we were on the same road. Like now even if even if that is at the beginning, even if that's at like the beginning of sundown. That's a long time to be stuck in gridlock because that's at least an hour. You know what I mean? To go from like daylight tonight. Yeah

It was crazy It was a good luck That was bad Had a pretty bad one I think it was Labor Day weekend The last time The previous time No no no sorry not Labor Day weekend

It was New Year's Eve We came up to Nickies I think Or whatever And then on the way back A lot of people Were going to obviously Celebrate New Year's

In Vegas And so it took me Almost seven hours To get back home I was so fucking mad that it was I transcended anger it was crazy I never got there before where I was just like

I feel like I'm emotionless now I feel like I am in the eye of a hurricane and like I could be killing people and I wouldn't even notice it it was like a weird level of like I hate this so much you have no fucking idea like that

holy shit I just I have anger problems but I usually don't get mad like that I get mad for traffic because like we were saying earlier, I know in a society where everybody worked together and there wasn't a bunch of shitheads, it would flow always. It would just flow.

Even not super ultra fast, but it would just keep going because people would work shit out. But you always see people fucking it up. You'll see it in real time. Then fuck shit up and then the lane has to, everybody's got to stop because some stupid ass will try to cut somebody off or get a head,

like whatever. And I'm like, you massive piece of shit. you fucked it up for everyone and I'm like that guy should die and I I firmly believe that I firmly believe that he would be killed in your dictatorship I think

based on based on your rule you get one fucking chance you do it again Trebashade 1000% you were getting Trebiscade so fucking hard the biggest one I want the I want the Trebushe to be as big as like a building

it's gonna send you out of orbit exactly I want you to become a satellite He's on fire. You're going to bounce off. You're going to bounce off the ISS. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's ridiculous. All right.

I need it. All right. We got a handful of more questions here. I want to read this one before we get to the next question because I think it's funny. Pan of Jello wrote in. He says, not a question, but just wanted to let Chris know I autistically picked up your little sound you make when you're scrolling through questions. I'm sorry.

Hey. I'm sorry I've done this to you. I don't know where I picked that up either. That's, the thing about... I've heard one other person do it besides you. Really? Yeah, I don't know. I never knew it was the thing.

I would hear you do it and then I heard it once other and I was like, oh, that's what Chris does. And so I learned that people do that. I thought it was literally just uniquely you. I thought it was just a you thing. Yeah, I don't know. I don't think my dad ever did it. I picked up other things for my dad

like ranting to myself when I think I'm home alone about where the... Why people aren't putting the dishes where they're supposed to be. I remember specifically, dude, I remember being when I was a kid and my dad would be in the kitchen, you'd be like, no one puts the fucking, no one puts the fucking forks back where they're supposed to be. No one puts the, no one puts the fans where they're supposed to be.

Why even bother organizing anything? And he's just in the kitchen, ranting to himself. That out everyone's, about how everyone's doing everything wrong. And it was so, it made me laugh so hard every time. where I think I inadvertently, not not consciously, but I think I think part of me intentionally, at least on some level, put things in the wrong places so I could hear more of those. Just to hear you. Just so I could hear more of those rants. But yeah, I don't know.

I'm sorry I've done this. I'm sorry I've done this to you. I'm sorry I've done this to you, Pan of Jello. I take a lot of the saying to my grandma. Like I say asking you shall receive all the time. And I say seeking you shall find, knock and a door shall be open to you. I say that's hit around Lily all the time. Lilley's like, shut the fuck up.

What is that? I've never heard you say that. I've never heard you say any of that. Seeking you shall find, knock and a door shall be open unto you. Like whenever I'm playing a fucking game, I can really use this. And I find I'm like, ad you saw I receive. And she's like, that's really dumb. And I'm like, you wouldn't get it, Lily.

It's a very, uh, it. very, well, I guess almost every religion uses that. It's very Christian. It's been the Scientology have really adopted that. That's like one of their big mantras now. Really? But yeah, it's, but everything is borrowed, right? From old shit, that's all it is, just recycled.

I also suck my teeth a lot. That's a really fucking Caribbean-assie I do. I hate that shit. I do that shit so often. I do that too. Yeah, I do that too. I don't know. I hate that shit.

I don't know. Because my grandma did it all the time. There was a weird thing that old people do this. It's like, and I don't know what it is. It's almost like they're almost swallowing. They're making this, it's almost like their throat will be moving. It's like a frog. It's like, I've noticed like some old people.

It's almost like they're thinking. And they're doing this weird like, I'm like, what the fuck is that? Who started that trend? What is the purpose of it? I've never asked. Trend. So it's. because it just I don't understand what it is.

A lot of times I'm sorry. I just like the idea. I like the idea that they're doing it. They're doing it like a, like they're doing it intentionally to fit in with one another. Like the idea that it is a trend. They go to a club. Everybody do the,

and they're just all. The closest, the closest thing that, the closest thing to that, the religious stuff that I think I picked up was God bless. Was I just be like, oh, look, man, it's usually a stand-in

for you're stupid and I disagree. Is how I remember hearing it growing up. It's like, I'm going to go, what? I remember my cousins would tell me. It's like,

I'm going to go jump off, I'm going to go jump off the top of the playground. Chris, go look, come watch. I'm like, God bless. You know?

Yeah, God, yeah, God, I can't, you, you've clearly made the decision and you will, you will face the consequences.

For a period of time, or losing God bless, really, really gratuitously when every people will be like, they do suddenly say, well, God bless man, like something of fuckshould happen. And I just say God bless to them,

completely discerting what they're talking about. My friends like, oh man, I lost my kid. God bless, man. And it's like, what the fuck?

You guys must be in Marco. Do you have any sayings from your family that like, maybe that you don't say, but that like stuck around with you in a sense that they sounded like you've never heard them out like elsewhere? Like I remember my

had this thing that she would say to me all the time whenever she would leave and it was like there was like a rhythm to it every time she would leave she'd be like I love you be careful be good and behave but it like it was that quick and it was like weirdly it was like a weirdly catchy thing you know it's so quick and almost something rhythmic about it yeah

it almost sounded you know what it did it sounded like Spanish to me when I was a kid because like my family would speak so quickly that I remember thinking it was like I don't know what that word is I thought it was a word But I remember it very vividly Yeah my mom would say She didn't have very many

But she would say she would be like Yesterday December 7th 1941 A date Which will live in infamy The United States of America Was suddenly a delivery

To the Air Force of the Empire of Japan Oh yes Where did that You just have that Like, did you have that ready? So I have, I've been on this arc of, I just been, I realize, I, I know a lot about World War II, but I also don't. Like, it's a weird thing.

It's a weird, like, where I know exactly what you mean. I really, yeah. So I've been watching actually a lot of like stuff recently within the past week, kind of learning more of the ins and outs of things. Because I was like, I'm kind of don't know enough. I feel like I should know more. If someone wanted to actually really discuss it, which is never going to happen, I actually would kind of be very surface-level stupid water, what did the water cooler talk? And I was like, I don't really know what the fuck's going on. Hitler was mean.

Japan was there. That's it, really. Like, really ostensibly, that is the extent of my knowledge about World War II. It's like, Hitler was mean, Japan was there, Jews died, the president was a cripple. and that's it yeah yeah that's that's really it's it there's literally nothing else

I know I know that I know that Ewo Jima is a thing but I don't know what that means you know Iwo Jima? Yeah Iwo Jima is I was the closest

island that they needed to take to be able to actually have an assault on Japan itself like they were so you know there was like Iwo Jima that Okinawa was like say where okay we're gonna

fuck Okinawa and then we want from there we want to get to Tokyo and then they drop bombs instead. I don't know what all these anime words you're saying. We didn't get to Tokyo. Huh? We didn't get to Tokyo. I don't know that. We didn't get there. Well, no, there was no need. There was no need.

Yeah, there was fucking... There was no need to put boots on the ground. Even though the fucking secret... We dropped holy ruination on them and now they make hentai. They make tentacle hentai. Because we're fucking warriors. God, which... I know.

Warriors cleared out. You know what's crazy? I know, I know that the Axis was like Italy. I know like, like, like Mussolini and all that. But like I know very little about Mussolini, really. Like when I think about World War II, I almost never think of the Italians. Who's the second about it?

Because the Italians were the cowards of World War II. He's a major douchebag to the point where they drove him out. They, they fucking, they're like, fuck Mussolini. And then they join the fucking outlight forces after a while because they're like, fuck this guy. They hated them. Yeah, shout out. Shout out to the Italians.

They, they. themselves got rid of their dictator. Like, they did it themselves. They were like, look, this guy sucks. He's killing people. He's ruined a hate the system. Let's, people make fun of the time. He's ruining my spaghetti.

He's a ruining. Where's my spaghetti? He's a ruining my spaghetti. He got up. He gave his speech. There would be enormous spaghetti in Italia. Dude, someone went, Crazy. Someone just grabbed him and threw him on the floor.

They did that World War Z thing where they started to like climbing up to get him in the balcony. He was, he was in a blimp, bro, and he said that and they climbed up to the blimp, bro. They climbed up to the zep. And they got him. The zombies are all. Mama me. They're all the zombies. They're all running up to him.

They're all running up to him and they're snarling with an accent. Yeah. They're like, Har. Har! Hur! Hur! Hur!

Hur! Ha! So stupid. Killer this man. Killer this man. Kill of the moose man. Kill of the moose man. Kill of the moose man.

Drag him. Drag him by car. Drag him by car. Do they dragged him through the streets, bro? Oh, no. Oh, a speeder bumper. Boom. Another speed of bumper.

He's dragging him behind the car. He's like, wow. Whoa. Oof, Oof, the hits a fucking bump. Wow. That's the noise. Do do, do, do, do.

Him making those noises as he's barreling down the pavement of a long street at 40 miles an hour, bouncing off the curves. and swinging into fucking telephone poles. Ooh. I love that. Do do do do do do do do do do do. He's dead. They were shoving mushrooms up his ass.

His colon's expanding. They really fucked him up, dude. They really, they really, it was like him and him and Saddam Hussein. They really, they really, they really, they really fucked those guys up. Daddam Hussein. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, wait, what it was it? Where are my Gaddafi. Is it?

Gaddafi. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking of. Gaddafi. They're all the same. Yeah. Okay, let's go. I heard, I heard, I heard they literally got Sagat to fight Gaddafi. They got straight up Sagat to fight Gaddafi.

Tiger. They did it. Oh, my God. God. Oh, fuck. That's fucking crazy. I mean, let's be real. To the United States, that is a very true statement.

Like, I don't know, whatever. I mean, as far as dictators go, like, truthfully, truthfully, like, the Middle Eastern, like, tyrants. Like, it's really difficult for me to distinguish them. Not on looks, but, like, on, like, they've all done the same thing. Who did what? Like, they all just do the same thing in the same region. And it's like, all right, well, Italy only really has Mussolini. You know?

Germany only has Hitler. That's really it. Those are the only people, those are the only notable people to come out of those countries as far as like dictatorship goes. Well, I guess like as far as like extremely infamous, but, you know, Italy was fascist before that. No, of course. Of course. I'm talking about their only way back, loki. They're on the way back there again.

Isn't that crazy? They're on the way back there. Isn't that fucking crazy? That like, success starts with your drive. and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh,

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partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. They just didn't get spanked hard enough, right? Like, say Germany got spanked so hard that, like, I think they'll never, ever. themselves. That's why. They really didn't get spanked hard enough. And so now they're like, oh, don't you imagine. Let's kill the Jew. Yeah. Bro, one of those motherfuckers is going to ban spaghetti again. They're going to fly too close of the sun again. And then they're going to be fucked. They're going to have to fight Mario. They've got to fight Chris Prats Mario after to do that shit. I know, I know he's not ready for

that. Whoever that person. I am I going to continue what a bonito left off. We are a nation that does not need that a spaghetti. And then everyone, Bo, fucking boo, abo. People are running out of their windows, climbing up buildings. A boo. A boo. It's so fucking stupid.

It's going to be like Spider-Man webb shadows, but everybody's, all the time is going to be the venom-vise people. And I'm going to be trying to get that one person that got rid of spaghetti. They're fucking, their bullets are fucking those hands. and they're just cards to look like this is just a little

little fucking hand aboo they're just throwing angel hair fast enough to kill people like jettlings we gotta move on we gotta move on getting skewed

through the heart with an angel hair ah ouch you get scared hard enough that you go flying till wall it's like that'll hurt

it's like in Spider-Man too it's like in Spider-Man too It's like in Spider-Man 2 where the tentacle like pierced, like pinsters that guy of the wall in the hospital scene. But it's that with an angel hair. All right, listen, we got a fucking ridiculous that tirade. Zeef Keefe wrote in. He says, hey, Derek Sweenen and their moderator.

You get to design a new X-Men team for a reboot of Marvel. Which five to seven characters are you choosing for your starting lineup? I'm going to limit it to five. Seven's too much. Five. We'll limit it to five for the sake of... To me.

Can we do six? To me, my sex man. Six? Let's do five. All right, fine. Seven. I feel like there's five. Because it's five you need and you need one of...

You need one character that's really important to the story and then you need the original students. That's what for me is. You're already taking this way too seriously. Shut the fuck up, swinging. To me. Can't let this.

To me, my, my, my, my, my, my Italians, charizzo, Examiano and it's like,

do a me. Charit, it's, it's a me, charitio. Charitio. Tuamia, my exa,

I don't know to say man in Italian. I don't, I don't, actually, that's like a language I should know

know quite a bit, but I don't know any. I don't know any either. I know the words in Italian that are Spanish words. That's it. I don't know the Spanish words. Grazie. Uh,

uh, I know the Assassin's Creed stuff. I know resqueat get the budget. Yeah, I know. Right. I know sejorre, sejor de sejor. I know that signora is senjora. That's it.

How do you say thank you again? It just popped like, like, Grazie. Grazie, right? I just said that, right? Grazie. And then, uh, yeah. Yeah.

I know chow was. goodbye. I know. Bonjourno. Bonjourno. How are you, I think? Yeah, bonjourno. Bonjourno.

I think. Bonjourno. Something like that. I thought it's Bonjour. No, bonjour is French, right? Yeah, but I think it's bonjourno in Italian. Bonjournal. In Italian.

There's some Italian. Every time I hear that word. Every time. That is fucking, like, dying. Yeah, he's dying. Every time I hear that word, though, I think of, uh, is it Brad Pitt and glorious bastards? Yeah.

right? Bongiorno. Bonjourno. He's a American accent. Bonjourno. Yeah. Hey, any, if we got any Italian people,

fucking. Shut the fuck up. We got Italian, shut the fuck up. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Listen, we got to build the X-Men. We got to build the X-Men.

Shut the fuck up. All right. We got to build our X-Men. I'm going to pop an Adderall while you guys talk. All right. So, Italian. Is that allowed? I don't even know.

is it? That's drug use. I don't know about that, man. Yeah, I actually don't know. I think it should be fine if it's like prescription. Yeah, I don't get it. Whatever. Yeah, I didn't get this from a heroin.

You can do heroin on this podcast, man. This is a safe place. I've done heroin on this podcast. I'm done. So we're talking about like X-Men that exist. Like, these, this is what the scenario. That exists. That one's a making up.

That's what I made up like, we made up some bullshit. like years ago. I don't remember what it was called, but... Come hands. You can make him up if you want. Come, come, come. He can touch you and if he touches you, you'll bust all the liquid in your body.

You'll come all the liquid of your body out if he touches you. So he makes you come like, so you essentially, he's as dangerous as road to where you can't touch him. Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh,

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm,

thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. like you can't control when his power works he can control his power it's not an all-on-time if he doesn't like you

he's like he can just he touches the back head and you're like oh make your liquid come out if you're fucking

urethra only yeah you are you are blasting straight through your clothes you can carve you can dent metal that's how hard he makes you come all right so come in or whatever's name is

come hands or whatever his name is come hands okay come hand so that's that's So we're going to collaborate on this. Yeah, I like that. We're not going to each pick five.

We're going to, we're going to delegate. So, okay, so we got come man. Okay, so we got come in. I think we should have one real X-Men in there. One real one. Toad. Toad, yeah, we'll have Toad in there. So Toad, come man.

I like Toad or I like, what's the name of the tech guy? The tech guy? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know who that is. What does he do? I like Toad. Metal leg.

Oh, I like Toad personally. Yeah, Ford. I like Forge me next to you just like, what the fuck am I around? He's making all these tech and I'm like, you don't need tech forge. There's no way forge. I can become themselves to death. Never be on this team.

He'd be like, this is stupid. I'm out of here. You want me to be on a team with like, come hands? We got come man. We've got Toad. I vote. Rudy Giuliani. I want Rudy Giuliani on this team.

Like, as a human, or is he a mutant in this scenario? He's Rudy Giuliani. Okay, and he just leaks grease from his head. That's his power, right? Yeah, his power is that he sweats oil. I got another cool one. I got a really cool one, too. Okay.

I don't want a guy with swivel knees. He has like swivel, like swivel wheels in his knees. So he like goes and he like Like he looks really stupid Like he looks really dumb But then you realize his range of motion And it's like oh that's actually pretty sick But he's pretty sick

Can he's Yeah so he's got wheels in his knees Is what you're saying He has like wheels He pretty much has like spheres At his knees There's really much spheres Right

Yeah And his range of motion on his knees Is any direction he chooses to go And he can move At like 30 miles per hour any direction. So he's like really hard to hit. So have you ever played,

have you ever played Vanquish? That. Yes, he's that. It's like that. Do you know what that game is, Derek? Yeah, I've never played it though. I think you would like it actually. He's like dashing around.

He's so over the top and ridiculous. It's. Yeah, power sliding on your knees like that would be fucking amazing. Okay. Everybody's trying to hit him. He's like, why can't we hit? Why can we make contact?

What's his name? He's too mobile. What's his name? Yeah, what's his name? What's his code name? I don't know. Wheel knees. What?

What? Wheel knees? He, his, his name is, his, his name is Wili O'Neillio. Wheelio. Wheelio. Wheelio. All right. He prefers that to running now.

So what are you doing, man? We got one last one. We got one last one. Okay, so come man, Toad, really O'Neillio, Rudy Giuliani. And who else? Last one. Tim Poole without his beanie. Tim Poole without his beanie.

He's like a constant, he's like a constant solar flare. It's almost like he's stared directly at him. He's very bald. Yes. He's extremely bald. He's very bald, really? You've never seen Tim Poo without a Bini? I've never seen him without his his bini on.

Oh, wow. Well, I'll pull it up real fast. Is he bald or is he gone? Well, he has, like, he had this discussion already. He just had little cul-de-sackey thing, but he, I imagine by now he's just totally bald. He's bald. He's bald. He's a totally bald person. We already had this discussion. There is no such thing as bald to the point where nobody has any hair. Like, that's not real.

Well, it's just like small patchy's words like almost. Is his head entirely bald? Some people have like out piece of the balled. That's not what bald means. No. That's what I'm clarifying. Is his head bald only? Well, I said,

is, sorry. Is his head completely shaven? No. Is his head completely shaven? Um, not that we've seen. No. Even when he got his head,

his beanie snatched off, one of the last protest he was that years ago. Someone snatched his beanie off? Yeah. Don't. I mean, leave Timothy pool alone, man. Even though he's a freaking,

he's got him killed. Leave him alone. You'd probably got him. and people killed. You know his family? Like his mom, his dad and his sister made YouTube videos shitting on him. Like they're very low-key. That's crazy. Yeah, they're very low-key. His sister and his dad,

like Lisa Poole and I forgot the dad's name, but they put him online. They put online themselves. I have no idea. I have no idea what he is or anything. He looks Hispanic. Tim Poole? I mean. I don't think so. To me, if he, if he,

He's Hispanic, I would say he's like fucking, like, he just looks like European to me. You don't really bothers me. Like Spanish Portuguese. What bothers me about Tim Poole is that he's actually like a talented dude. That's what really frustrates me about him. Is that like, he could have done so many other things. Good skater. He was just, he's a good skater.

He was a good guitarist, too. Like, I jammed with him. I think like a couple years ago and he's like he's really good at it. And it's just like, man. Yeah. What a shame. Yeah. I also hate

He has like that main character scenario Yeah Where he like sings too now And his music And I'm like Goh Don't do that

Dude just be the guitarist Just be the guitars Dude Yeah Yeah So yeah It's To me

My My No To me Am I X-Men And And Tim Poole

Rolls in He does a bell Roll Flashes like the sun Donna Nah No no No

Off his bald head Uh And then come man, furiously masturbating, comes on the lens of the camera. And then we see, who else was on? Who else was in this? Rudy. We see him just standing completely still and sweating vigorously. Just sweating.

And then you see. I like the idea of a character like. Like, we have nothing else who are you going to do? And come man, just thrust his dick into the ground. And the earth starts shaking and guys are some come, start coming out of the fucking ground. That's crazy. That's, that's, that's, expensive. Yeah, that's my strongest technique.

See, that's beyond mutants. He's really tired afterwards. That's beyond mutant. That's magic. That's crazy. That's on megal level, bro. He's like more powerful. He's like more powerful than fucking Magneto.

like come come hands is arguably as strong as cable full power like it's a real like like they're about would do a lot of damage to the planet and people are like what the fuck you're just cum base like yeah there's a lot of cum dude

think how many people have existed have power of all that come all come that will ever and has ever exist that I can control to me my uh my uh sex of men my sexy sex i can control come in the future i can control future come i can control past come i can control come on different planets days of control the c r's come the she's stupid days of future come i'd be like that'd be a good one you don't think sentinels

come too sentinth sentinth all right now you're getting rid of we got our team no it's got our last The power is outrageous. Got our last question. And then after that, do one of you guys who wants to read the names? Oh, yeah. I don't. All right. Well, Kingston's reading the names.

But that was the test. Nice. That was the test. With the point of asking. That is the, I hate that. Don't worry. I have become. You do this for me?

It's like, no. the come, don't weigh a come, don't need to come to get erect up on his meat, balls to made by Denzel Kamirode. He says, hello punkhead, metalhead, and sneaker head. First time writing in, but I have been watching since the Amos Yee episode. That was a long time ago. Finally subscribed just to get my, I remember. You know why I know that's a long time ago?

Because I remember editing the thumbnail and I haven't done that in fucking years. Yeah. But I haven't been watching since the Amos Ye episode. Finally subscribe just to get my hands on that, that bride. The brial tea. So ridiculous. Welcome aboard. Thank you.

Thank you for that shirt's going to be gone, by the way, very, like, but that's such a stupid. That was our test print. That's the only reason that that's available for sale is because it was our test print. That's going to go super soon. By the way, did you guys see that somebody animated him? Someone animated it. That was fucking cool. I just saw it recently, actually.

on that four you thing shows very ancient tweets to me. Yeah, me too. I mean, that's what I meant. He says, my question is, my question is, what is something you were out of the loop on slash didn't get around to for the longest time, but when you did,

it ended up being one of your favorite things you've ever seen? I asked this because I finally watched Dracula Flow a couple weeks ago and couldn't stop laughing for a solid 10 minutes. Much love, happy late birthday to Sween, and thank you for keeping my work shifts bearable as I clean up after grown adults who can't keep a public restroom clean. Damn.

Sorry. Sorry to hear about that. That's another societal thing. Through that. Yeah, totally. Another societal thing will kill you for that. Success starts with your drive. An American Public University is here to fuel it.

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20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got to an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 47 365. Wow.

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I'm sure there's, oh my God, there's so many examples of this. It's so funny, though. I didn't expect this dude was going to say Dracula. I thought he was going to say, like, a piece of media,

like a piece of art that's like, I was thinking like he was going to say a television series or something. He's like Dracula flow. He was like, this is my shit now. So I wasn't expected that was funny. Yeah.

Yeah, there's so many things. I'm laid on most things because I don't like to... First of all, I hate... Like, X-Men 97 is pissing me off, for example, because I have to wait weekly. Like, I'm having that anticipatory feeling where most things, I'm like, I'll fucking wait for the whole tired series to wrap up

and then I'll watch it in bulk. Because I just prefer that. I prefer it now. I'm going to fuck about weekly discussions and stuff. Anyway, so, yeah, I, something that I jumped on really late. Well, I'll tell you that technically I jumped on Mass Effect kind of late, where I didn't pay attention to it. My brother was playing Mass Effect 2, and I visited him at his apartment.

I was like, oh, that looks pretty cool. And I just kind of brushed it off. Like I didn't really, it wasn't really paying attention. And then I played a Mass Effect 2 closer to when Mass Effect 3 was, was, uh, I think they were starting, they had like, it was starting to get buzz. I don't know if the demo was out yet, but it was close to around that time where I was like, this is fucking amazing. And then it was cool.

So then I got to play Mass Effect 3 just a little bit after, you know, it released, I don't know how many months afterwards, but I jumped on that hype just, uh, way late. And I was like, I can't fucking believe I didn't play this immediately. It was, uh, yeah. That was a big one for me. Yeah, that was kind of, that was kind of, I mean, from a technicality standpoint, I guess Halo is that for me too, because I didn't really get into it until, I didn't really truly get into it until just before three. Like 2006. So Halo 2 had been out for like a couple years, and I had it, and I played it a lot, but I don't think I, I understood that I liked to play it, but I didn't understand that I loved it yet.

because it didn't really absorb into me. And then like three was just such a hype, like an unavoidable hype thing that it just consumed me and then I like retroactively played everything. So technically that was late. But outside of media, I'll say this. I was really late to sushi.

Like as food, like specifically. Because like I remember trying sushi rolls at like certain places around my, around where like we lived in Fishkill. and I hated, I didn't like it at all. And I didn't like the imitation crab, I didn't like the fucking cucumber in it. I was like, this sucks.

And then it wasn't until I think I moved out here literally that I had like just the fish with the rice. Like, what is that called? There's like a word for it. Nagiri or something? I don't know. Whatever. There's a word for it.

Yeah, I don't know. When I had that, when I had that, I was like, oh, I'm 22. And I like this. I should have been having this the whole time This is annoying So I like I was really late to that Um

Not media or anything But it's the one that came to mind Because that's the one I'm super late to That counts I mean I feel you I well I never I just never I'm a cooked man

I'm cooked cook Yeah I don't eat raw fish Everything cooks is better to me I just I just don't I think that's true for everything Except for fish I think cooked fish tastes like crazy Really?

Yeah I've had this conversation Even I've had good cooked fish I'm like this tastes pretty good But I don't like fish I've had good cooked fish But the issue is like The best cooked fish I've had

Is almost always worse Than the most mid-cooked chicken Mid-cooked pork Mid-cooked steak That I've ever had Like I've never had Fish that blew me the fuck away Where I'm like oh

Except where where when it's in sushi, which is the only food that you can really eat raw like that. So like I'm just saying, well, I'm not going to eat this. I'm not going to eat this meat

that is specifically exclusively like one of the few meats that you can eat raw cooked if it's like the least satisfying cooked meat of the meats available. Whereas all the other meats that you have to cook,

you can eat raw. Like, why would I, like, why would I? I don't like fish. I will never eat fish willingly anymore in my life. When I was younger,

I've had some snapper that my grandmother has like made when I was younger. She's like, try, try a piece of it. And I can tell it tastes good, but I don't want it. Like, I don't want for fish. So your, your problem is, like, you just don't want to eat fish mainly. That's like, I don't understand that.

Like, I had bad experiences. I'm not saying you had a bad experience, but I had a bad experience with a, I may have told the story before, but I was, I grew up being a sick kid. I couldn't keep most solids down until I was, like, four. And my grandma had no respect for that. or anything about me being a sick kid and not really being able to eat a lot of stuff. And she would make the nastiest fucking greens.

Like, well, the nastiest smelling things to me. Like, you know, like a lot of southern shit that just smelled fucking nasty to me. And she would be like, oh, you can't, you must eat this kind of a thing. And it made me have a disdain for a lot of that stuff. Got older, a lot of greens like that don't taste bad to me anymore, but I just don't want them.

I just don't fucking want them. Like, I just don't want it. I'm like, I don't want to eat it. And even though I'll eat it sometimes. And I'm like, yeah, it's fine. I just don't fucking want to get it away from me. I'll get my greens from fucking supplements. I just like, I have fucking vitamin supplements and I get everything I need.

And so I understand that sentiment. And fish is complicated too, though, because there's a lot of fish that just smells like ass already. And then some people are like, I don't want that. And then there's your fancier fish that, like, taste more like chicken. But it's like if you're trying to get more of a chicken flavor, might as well have chicken. You know, like say like a halibid or a swordfish or something that. That tastes pretty fucking good. It doesn't have a really fishy taste to it.

A lot of people are like, this is great fish. And I'm like, well, you could get probably better chicken in it. And it's better. And cheaper. And catfish is amazing. In my opinion, fried catfish is fucking awesome. But some people that are hardcore fish fans hate fucking catfish. Like, it's complicated.

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