The Snark Tank - #232: Blassassin's Bleed Bladows

Episode Date: May 22, 2024

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Hello, everybody. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. Yes, Derek is gone. He was, you know, on. once again I don't know what it is with the cast members of this show

but we keep getting yanked off the street by suspicious vehicles I saw I watched it happen on CCTV footage a halal truck just came and swiped them off the street and we haven't heard At a certain point it's our fault you know

Yeah I think like once you get abducted More than twice Like it's probably like What are you? doing at that point. Yeah, for sure. Because most people, most people just don't get abducted. And then the people who do get abducted usually once, at least, or at most, I mean.

So for it to happen this frequently is crazy. Hopefully he'll be all right. Who's the most abducted person in history? I'm going to Google that real quick. That's a good, that's a good question. I'm sure there's an answer. The person abducted the most. I bet Google won't be able to do it anymore because Google is kind of

kind of useless now. But, yeah, so Derek's gone. He was abducted yet again. Seriously, though, he's actually on his way over here right now. He's driving from Vegas to my place. He's going to crash here for a little while while he's looking for a space here so we can do this stuff in person. Very exciting stuff. Very exciting developments.

But that's really the long and short of it. Did you find anything? I put abducted and they're trying to give me AI overview. of the most intelligent people. See, this is what I'm talking about. I literally typed in abducted. Do you remember when I was talking about how like you can't, like AI is ruining search? This is what I'm talking about.

You cannot search for anything without it being like AI related. It's truly fucked. It's over. But anyway, we got some questions to answer for the month of May. By the way, if you're listening to this, if you're listening to this on free feeds, Snartank. Shop is probably open for you right now. Because that's supposed to go live,

the 17th for everybody. There are specific shirts that used to be there that will no longer be there. I think on the last day, we'll post like, we'll probably put something on Twitter or Instagram with like the code

for the final day so that, you know, everybody can get in. What you do before the last day? No, I think it's, the last day is totally fair because then, you know. I think everybody should have,

because I think Twitter's are people, once we both figure it. Like, obviously we do, patrons first and then release it to everybody but we should like let everybody know that it is available at least i guess i guess so yeah you know we'll will i'll post it i'll post on instagram today um but without housekeeping out the way without with that housekeeping out of the way uh did we want to talk about the assassins creed stuff if you weren't you got to talk about it

uh did i hit my eyes can i bruise my eye i have a black guy I literally went to the doctor today. I did nothing else. Did I hurt my eye? Did he punch you in the face? No, dude. It was like a respiratory doctor shit. It wasn't even like a fucking like.

Oh, respiratory. So he like fondled your, your balls for a little bit. No, he, no, he made me suck his dick.

Yeah. Nothing doing balls. It was all just all just cocked down throat. See if I could still breathe on cocked down throat. Oh, right. Well, it's respiratory.

So I figured, because every respiratory exam I've ever had like throughout my entire life is that they fondled my balls for about 10, 15 minutes. especially in school. That's really terrible because some people experience that. Some people just go to the doctor and get harassed. And they're like, this is the doctor. I don't know about her. I don't know what you're saying.

It's just the standard procedure. It's a checkup. It's a checkup, right? It makes sense. I mean, like, no one harass me. I mean, I'm certainly not checking on my balls. So he's there to do that. That's why he's there.

That's why he's there. That's what we pay them for. Uh, buddy. Anyway, I got to inform me of some stuff, man. I've never been informed to my life. It shouldn't go quite like that. Assassin's Creed,

what is it? Shadows or something? It's the Japanese one. It's the one in Japan that they should have made. It's the one that they should have made like probably in 2012. Yeah.

Or something where it should have been the third one realistically. So a little late to the party. There's apparently a bit of a curfuffle because I guess it's I don't know if, I don't know the detail.

exactly, but it's either about, in the sense that you play as this person, or this person plays a key role in the game where it's Yuske, the first black samurai or something. And I think there was like some consternation about it. I have to imagine that there would be. I have to imagine, based on how the internet is, that there's probably a lot of people upset. Let me just make sure, though. Assassin's Creed. Let's see. Let's see what the top thing is. Oh my God

He's definitely He's definitely a black man Yeah So I'm assuming it's Yaske Is it is it Is it Yoske? I was Yoske Ushke is a typical

Japanese name Oh yeah you're right You're right I misread it It is Yoske So the entire game is just Yeah Become a lethal

Shinobiasassas Powerful legendary samurai Samurai and Feudal Japan It's Hasniko's Shadow's world premiere trailer now available That's actually crazy I haven't seen

The trailer at all at all You haven't seen it yet? No, I haven't even... I just don't care. Assassin's Creed, it's too great. I don't really either, because it's just, it's taken too long for them to do this.

Like, I'm sure this game is not going to be as good as Ghost. Like, I'm positive. Yeah, and even Ghost is like... Ghost is like Chili's to me, where it's like, it's like S-tier mid. Like, of the mid things that you can make, it's probably like the best of them. You think those are mid-tier game?

Well, I think, yeah, I mean, it's an open world. I think they handle open-world. Like, I think they handle the art design and that aspect of open world pretty well. But, like, everything else, I mean, do you remember the story, really? Yeah, entirely. You remember the story entirely? I remember that there was poison. Remember the whole story?

It's good. It starts with a Mongol invasion. And then it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, you. Yaske, not Yaske, it's a, it's a, Jin Sakai. He's trying to figure out how to, like, honorably deal with the world while clearly the samurai are being molded over. So he's like, I'm going to start using more Shinobi tactics. They learn to the girl becomes full of interest. He learns from others warriors about how, like, he learns from, like, the old woman, the archer, the, and this is like it's just him fighting a duality of, like, do I stay an honorable samurai or do I go into the more Shinobi route?

that's clearly more effective, that's getting things done, but it's breaking my samurai's honor. Yeah, yeah. No, I remember that. I remember all of that. I just, like, I remember there was the uncle thing. It was, it's fine. There's nothing bad about it really at all, but like, I can't say that, but at the end of it, I was like, yo, that's like one of the best.

It's not a game that changed my life or anything, but it was a good game. Yeah, it's good game. It's solid. It's, it's, it's solid. It's chilies. It's like it's high tier It's the best It's the best average game that you can get

Like as far as like average games go It's like there's that's clearly a league above them I put it just below last of us tier I don't know Well maybe I don't know maybe I don't like the last of us that much though to be fair So maybe I like I like both one and two

I think that two has some dumb ass moments But I love I like both of those games I really like playing two though Yeah, too feels good to play It's just it's too long It just goes on for way too A lot of games have that problem The moment where Abby

Haymakers Ellie That is my favorite moment in that game Because there is no way on earth Ellie would still be standing If she had me like that I'd be on the floor If she'd make her If she'd be a game

If she'd be a single My favorite moment in that game I think is when that full grown man Punches that child And do a garage door I think that might be my favorite thing I've ever seen. He took a step into it. He took a full step into it.

He took a full step into punching a kid. That's so crazy. You could dismantle a kid with just 25% of punching etiquette. You don't have to step at all. You could just move your hand forward being completely still real fast and then knock a kid to death probably. You don't need to step into it like you're boxing. It's so deeply un- necessary. That's like for real power.

There's a bunch of crazy there's a bunch of wild moments in that game. Like when Jesse just gets killed? Yeah. I don't know. I was cracking up. He did nothing wrong. He just showed them to help.

He was so clearly under the, whatever. Spoilers for the last of us too. I could give a fuck really about that. But yeah, there's a new Assassin's Creed games. Black Samurai. I've seen some people kind of upset at the historical accuracy of it being completely tainted as if as if Leonardo

Da Vinci actually made fucking helicopters New Etsyo. That's a bit ridiculous. Like Assassin's Creed has always been historical fiction. They take real history and kind of like heightened it into a sense of like absurd reality. I don't really see a problem with this at all. It's more Assassin's Creed. I don't care about it.

I'm more interested in Ghostosuchesima too whenever that's going to happen. But that's probably like another like year or two away. But Gosachima PC launches, I think, by the time. most people are going to be hearing this. No, tomorrow. Mm-hmm. Oh, tomorrow, really? Yeah, Honor died on the bench.

Defend Your Homeland and Ghosts Seema PC. Launches tomorrow. So, of the day that we're recording this, so May 16th, that's coming out. I've been playing the fuck out of Animal Well, and it's unreasonably good. What is Animal Well? It's like a Metroidvania by a Dunkies, a new publisher. It's one guy made it. Oh.

It's one of those, like, real indie games, like the Stardue and, like, um, Like, stardu type. Oh, or, what was the other one? There was some other game that was made by, like, literally one person. I can't remember. Ah. That sounds dope. I'm losing it.

But it's really good. But that's really. I've been on fucking Haiti's too crazy right now. I can't do Hades. Can't do it. It's so good. It is, I know, but, like, I don't want to, I don't want to play it in early access. Because I remember how, like, Hades when I played in early access, like, pretty much first, like, like, like, day one, when,

it was available to anybody who wasn't outside of the studio to play it. And I remember playing as like, this is really great. And it felt really complete at the time. But by the time the finished version of Hades came out, I was like, yo, this is way more done. And I kind of like played so much of it by that point that I was like, I don't know if I have it in me to really finish what I have. Because I already put like 100 hours into it. And I was like, I don't know. So I'm going to wait until it's done so I can jump into it without having this weird like, oh, is that there?

Dude, some friends of mine were talking about Star Dew Valley that way. They were like, you should play Star Dew Valley. I was like, all right, maybe. And then they were showing it to me. And it was like, oh, I don't remember any of this. I was like, you don't remember any of this? You've been playing this.

Oh, the boys comes back this week. The boys? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I feel like it's been a hot. Didn't that guy die, though? Me and you watch, he's a finale together. We were kind of like, that's it?

It was pretty bland, wasn't it? I forgot about it. I just, really. I was like, oh, they're going to finally, like, kill Homelander now. I was like, oh, they got him. They really got to stop. I was like, oh. They, they, this better, this should be the last season, I think.

I don't think you can have a show like this that goes beyond five seasons and is good. I think you got to be really careful when you're, when you reach this point. I think they just that like, they dropped the ball last season. Well, I think what happened is they dropped the ball last season because they needed to continue it. They needed to have a reason for the show to continue. Like, there was a. I feel like everything was building to a reasonable point where they could have ended it. But then they just didn't because they were like, oh, we need another season.

And it's like, I'm sorry, the boys can't hold. The boys cannot hold attention for nine seasons. I think, like, I think that they had like a lot of great moments. I think the scene, like the moment when they jump him and they actually like are beating his shadow of him and he like runs off. I think that's a great moment because that was just like, fuck. It's good. It's a good show. Finally.

It's a good show. You know. You know it drags. Like, you know that, like, there are seasons of that show. There are seasons of that show that feel, like, arbitrarily stretched out. Because they're trying to, like, stretch this premise. And it's like, it's a good premise, but it's know your, know your limits. You know?

Like, I think you've got to understand, like, Breaking Bad, if Breaking Bad had one more season, it would have been terrible, I bet. Like, you can't, there's only so far you can go. It's like, how many times is this fucking. Superman bastard going to get away. Like, it's getting annoying now. So, like, I don't know. I hope it's the last one.

I hope they end well. We'll see. We'll see how it goes. I know Gen V is fucked, though, because that guy, that guy fell off a motorcycle and exploded. Who? One of the guys from Gen V, that's spin-off show for the boys.

Oh, yeah, the young guy. Yeah, that's a black guy. He fucking died. He bought a motorcycle, and the next day he fucking crap. Man, I hope we rest of please, man. You guys, if I could pass any wisdom onto the audience, don't buy a motorcycle. Just don't do it. Just don't do it. Everything about them, everything about it is bad, really.

If you really, like, put it under a microscope and examine what a, what a, what a, what a motorcycle is, it's the, it is the loudest vehicle on the road at any given moment. So it's a public nuisance. it is objectively unsafe. It's not really that cool anymore. Like, I remember when I was a kid, like it was kind of cool, but it was kind of fading out. Like, it's not,

it wasn't like the 80s or early 90s anymore where that was like interesting. It just kind of came across as like midlife crisis. I live in the world of the two spaces with that. Or like motorcycles are objectively better vehicles. Like, they're better vehicles if you're not like, do you don't have a family?

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That's just about it. Like, you can really, really, really hear yourself with it. So, like, make sure you know what you're doing. Don't drive idiotically with a motorcycle. Like, really don't. It's not worth it. Like, don't swerve in out of traffic trying to be cool. You know, stay in your one lane.

Drive smart. People don't do that because they don't have to. Because they're just going to, I'm just going to stick in front of this car real quick. I'm going to go, like, five miles off faster. And you're like, all right, yeah, cool. You clip a car and you end up on the other side of the street getting ran over a bunch. That's what happens I would argue

That motorcycles are almost Like pit bulls In the sense that like They would It would be fine If not for the fact That the people who buy them Are not good at owning them

Damn dude Real shit You know what I mean Does that make sense Like I want to get a staffie Which are pretty much like the little pit bulls The fuck is a staffy A little tiny gray one

To Staffich Terriers And they're really affectionate Yeah staffies Oh yeah. They're like they, imagine the cute pit bulls, the cutest version of a pit bull. Oh, yeah, these are, yeah, these are okay. I really want one of them. But like also, they're like, hey, make sure you watch out how you train it because it will literally display exactly what it's taught.

So I'm going to not be aggressive and beat my dog. That's it. That's the only, for everybody that gets pit bulls just makes them assholes. And I'm like, why do y'all do that? These are actually really nice dogs. I think I'd want to get a Boston Terrier. They're just so fucking strange. They're so strange looking.

The Boston Terrier, like the classic one, like the little scruffy, like, they look like mops? No, I don't even know what that, a mop. No, but Google it. Like mops? Google, Boston Terrier. Those are the ones that are in a lady in a dust. It was a little old dog. It was a niece's dog.

Oh, I know what's talking about yet. Nevermind. Yeah. Like those dogs, I like those dogs a lot. They're really fucking funny. They look so strange. They are weird. They're ugly.

But like in a funny way. Like it's not like, it's not quite a. French bulldog too. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, bulldogs are fucking ugly. But Boston Terriers are like. Bulldogs are not. French ones are not. French bulldogs are very, very cute.

French bulldogs, really? Yeah, French bulldogs are very cute. Uh, yeah, yeah, I guess so. Um, they're still pretty. They look like the dog, you just showed up. It mixed with a bulldog, literally, actually. Yeah, but I think the Boston Terrier just has less wrinkles. They're like if you air, like a Boston Terrier is like if you airbrushed a French bulldog.

It's so fucking insane. But, yeah, I don't know, man. Like, motorcycles just, I don't know, not worth it for me. I don't. I, I, if I had a son and he was like, hey, dad, and a boss. a motorcycle, I would actually, I would probably just kill my son at that point. Because it's like, listen, you're not, I can kill you. I just be like, everybody you sure did.

Let me just, let me just kill you. So that way we can, you don't have to spend all that money on a dumb bike that's going to get torched. You don't have to put anybody else in danger when you inevitably die on this thing. I'll just kill you. And then it's, it's an even, it's an even wash, you know, because that's the best outcome on a motorcycle, really, is that your father kills you. I would just tell them like, look, dude.

these are dangerous. Like, don't, like, because I don't know, man. Like, I was just like, hey, don't waste your life. Well, that's, that's what I'm saying. Like, don't be, don't be a guy on a meme compilation. Don't be a guy on a meme compilation that I laughed at, you know? Right, exactly. Don't be one of those guys.

Because I'll still laugh at you if you're my kid. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, I don't know what the fuck we're talking about. There's really no news to talk about. I'm sure, of course, as is typical when I say this, something big is going to happen. Joe Biden's going to shit blood for eight hours and die

in like three minutes after the episode goes live. So I'm sure some bullshit like that's going to happen. But we got a lot of questions over at patreon.com slash the snark tank. At the $5 tier, you can participate and ask us some questions on our monthly thread. So pop on over there if you're curious. Grappling. What is it? Gaping or gaping?

What the fuck is this? Gapping from the other. side homies bust every time. I think you meant gaping, which would not be, you put two peas in there. That's what you mean. Yeah. Which is not how English is. God bless. A different word. He says, but he says, hello feathers. Fellers. First time homeless, long time listener. Welcome aboard. What's your favorite convention you have gone to or would like to go to? Favorite convention that I've, that I've gone to. Oh, created a clash for sure. So it was fire. Honestly, yeah, probably like both times for me, I think, although the first time was a lot more fun because I didn't have to be stressed.

Creator Clash was sincerely like, you had to get punched in a face. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, probably, probably were fun. Yeah, but like Creator Clash is probably, I didn't even think about that because I didn't think about it as a convention. I think about it, I thought about it more as an event, but it is, it was kind of like a replacement VidCon in some way. So like, it was really, yeah, Crater Clash is up there. I went to New York Comic Con a long time ago

and had a decent time. I think of like the traditional... You back when we were kids, though. Yeah, 2012 I went. And I think I went... The most fun I had was probably at VidCon

but as far as like strict conventions go but that's really not because of the convention center or because of the convention itself. It's really just because it was like an excuse for a lot of content creators together together. I really don't know what the appeal would be for a viewer to go to. to VidCon outside of just to like maybe take a picture with somebody.

But like for us, being able to hang out with everybody was really fucking sick. Pax Prime, I think, in Seattle was really dope too. That's probably the coolest video game one that I went to. Because E3 was kind of, kind of. I'd personally assume that like the time that you went to VidCon, like, the time you went to Comic-Con was probably like a mad time for you, that would have been a dope time for me to go. because that's before it became super movie based. Yeah.

Because now Comic Con is about the films and bullshit now. It's not like about comics anymore. Yeah, it's where they like drop news about movies. It's like, oh, who's casted in this? It's like, oh, you find out at Comic Con generally. Yeah, so I wouldn't care to go anymore. I've been to, I like Comic Con, I've been Enemy Expo. I've been to, uh, never New York, no, sorry, I've been to New York Comic Con.

2014 and then I went to I don't know what the SD Comic Con I wish I did I wish I went the year we moved here that would have been the best year to go but that would have been a chance to go then but yeah I think I think VidCon Vidcon was seeing so many of my friends hanging out everybody

You didn't go to VidCon though Sorry it's a creator clash Create a clash Because we brought our friends there And our friends just made it a better time being there because the people that we've done for years that like having Vega meet Jalen and having them hit it off

and I knew what would happen always. Yeah, I know they would love each other. I knew they would love each other. And I was like, this is great because I've loved Vega for years. So I was like, oh,

these guys are gonna hit it off for us gonna be awesome. Hanging out with fucking meeting critical, him knowing who I was as wild. Hanging out of him was cool. Me and the critical role people was also awesome as well. Yeah. Jack was there. It was fucking hilarious.

Being in the same, being in the same room as our longtime friends, to end these people was very strange. It was a very strange. It's solidified that we always hover to the same kinds of people though. Yeah, but it was, it's like Amaranth

interviewing Danny was hilarious. I think seeing that was the strangest thing I think I've ever seen in my life. Jalen and fucking Vega like you said, uh, it's just strange.

Yeah. Clash probably. I was talking to like Travis Willingham. Talking to freaking, to us talking to the person that voiced trunks. That was, that is a moment that I was like, I can hear trunks on you.

Cause Laura was there. Laura Bailey was there. So we were talking to her and I was like, I can hear trunks on your voice. Oh, right. Laura Bay. That's right. We did talk to this.

I forgot. It's crazy to me that I can forget that. Because that was such an overwhelmed. That was a really overwhelmed. Like, as far as like stimulus, like stimuli I go, that was a lot to take note of you know like we were talking to a lot of people that I was like what the fuck Josh Barnett coming up to you and offering to train you was hilarious Josh Barnett knowing who I was insane that probably was the coolest one I really liked the first one because I didn't have to prepare I just got to hang out and chill I was just hanging out with peach jars and Kiwi the whole time and that was fun but this time was different purely because it was just so

So there were so many more people there. And people that I never thought would be there. Like the entire critical role cast was really cool. Marisha was really cool. She's dope people. Yeah, I don't know. Her mom and dad and sister are all really cool too. Oh, I didn't meet them.

Because I was right next to them. So I was like talking to her dad. And her sister looks like a clone of her. Literally. It's insane. There's like another her. And I was like, what the hell? You guys are so something.

And she's like, yeah. I just align to people. that's not my sister. And I'm just like, why do you do that? You guys exactly alike. I was talking to someone's... I would love to do it again. If I...

Hmm? What? I was going to say, I had an experience like that too where I talked to someone's dad, but I couldn't remember who. I think it was... I don't know if it was Marisha or if it was... It was one of the girls. Wasn't Alana.

It wasn't... Maybe... Maybe... I don't know. I don't know. Whatever. That was strange, too. But yeah, you should...

not saying you should train necessarily, but like, if it happens again, which I think it will, I think it might be a little bit delayed. Happens again, 100%. I definitely want to go again,

for sure. Because that was just really good, especially because the next one's probably, I think, I shouldn't say that. I shouldn't say that. I know. Yeah, I know.

Don't say it. Don't say it. Yeah, all right. Yeah. Do not say it. I know what you. I know it too. Do not say it.

Yeah, okay. All right, let's move on. Thanks, uh, gaping from the other sides. I appreciate it. Can we get Pan of Jello wrote it

He says can we get an extra ammo Of just Derek and Sween Talking about X-Men 97 Sure Very likely it's gonna happen I don't see why I'm Very likely the next one Yeah I think

I think that's entirely reasonable Yeah because I'm just not gonna I don't know I don't You should watch it Chris I think you'd enjoy it I don't have Disney Plus And I don't care to get it

Um, I, there's nothing on it really for me. An X-My-97's cool, but like, I'm sure, I'm sure eventually I'll see it. And it's just, there's no urgency in it for me. Tell you what, when, if, if, if there's a, the Spider-Man spin-off, if that happens. There is, I, if there is no Spider-Man spin-off, I will, I will give you half of my paycheck. If there's no announced Spider-Man spin-off by December, I will give you half of that month's paycheck. I'll just hand it to you. I'll hold you to do that.

There is no way they would show him. They would show all these characters in this world and be like, nah. Let's not give him the one they probably want the most other than this one. Totally. Yeah, I agree. I just also, I also, I know crazy things happen that don't make sense. Like, oh, Tango GameWorks makes Xbox's best game in generations shut down. It's true.

Or, what was it? Oh, the Last of Us multiplayer game that's been in development for five years. Cancelled. You know, like, there's just a lot of things that should happen and have been teased. Do you know how much more that would have changed that game? First of all, Last of Us One's multiplayer is way better than it has any right to be. That is true, yeah. It is pretty good.

Like, that shit is actually really fun for no good reason. And I was like, all right, cool. they're going to put in last of us too? Oh, dude, they might have zombies in the record within a map. That's probably going to be really awesome. Let's not put it in the game. And I was like, why?

Yeah. It would be, that would change to receptionary that game so much. Probably, yeah, I think so. But they wanted to make a bigger version of it and then it ended up getting canceled. And so it's just like, I don't know, man. Stranger things have happened.

And so, like, I would like that to be the case. But, and they have teased it, you know, Peter Parker and Spider-Man. both. I know those are the same character, but I mean, as far as, like, their visual presentation,

they're both in the show. So, at least in, like, a visual capacity. They don't speak or anything. But it's possible that just leads, that just leads nowhere.

Because I've seen things lead nowhere before. Every single Halo game leads nowhere, by the way. After, like, like, the end of four has nothing to do with infinite. To say that is so insane. It's true.

Like, not, like, not the bungee ones. The bungee ones. The bungee ones lead into each other, but, like, The HALA 4, the ending of that has nothing to do with the fifth one at all. The ending of the fifth one has nothing to do with Infinite at all. It's crazy.

So, like, I've seen a lot of things that make no sense happen. So for that reason, I'm remaining doubtful. But if it does happen and they do get Christopher Daniel Barnes in there to be Peter Parker once again, I'll be very excited. And then at that point, I will watch X-May 97 just for the context of it. But right now, I don't know. I'm not going to get Disney Plus for that, you know? It's a good one, man.

I suggest, but I get it. I understand. Yeah. I'll get around to it. Let's see. What is... What the fuck? All right, what is this?

Some vodka bottle rodent. As a Russian, we have some of the most disgusting assortments of slop we call food, though some of it is good. I've had family baked salmon in the oven creamed on with mayo. The smell and tastes is of death. What food in your culture or country do you find absolutely vile? It's a really good question, actually. Like, what is the... I guess...

I don't like fish. Well, I mean, but, like, is that a dish, though? Like, what type of, like, dish specifically? Like, Biscard in general, I don't like, man. I don't like Biscard. I don't like... What is the saltfish called? Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals.

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Baccarao? Yeah, Bacalao. I think it's Bacalao. Bacalao, yeah. I don't like that shit. I hate it. My grandma fucking... But she's one of them.

She's like a pure one of them. So in her mind, it's like, oh, home, treat. For me, this is disgusting. Yeah, my parents really like that too. I don't. I hate it. I hate it. It's like, hey, baccalao.

And I'm like, I'll have a pop tart. Pizza. I'll buy pizza. Yeah, I would do that. Like, when I started, I remember when I started making money. And, like, they would be like, hey, there's, we're going to make, we're going to make fucking. fish stew tonight for dinner. I remember, like, oh, that's interesting.

I remember, I would go in my car, I would buy a whole pizza pie for myself. And I would walk down and down, I would walk into my room and just eat all of it. Yeah, I don't need, I don't need it. I don't need it. It's prepared, like, like, don't get me wrong. It's prepared, I guess, kind of decent. Because it's like, you know, it's stewed, tomato,

with roasted peppers, potatoes. Everything about that sounds good, right? If you just substituted the fish with chicken, that would sound delicious. But it's fish. Yeah. To be, to be, to be completely honest, I've never liked it. And I don't see myself having it. But I've also never, I've been so opposed to it that I did never try it either.

Like, I was just so repulsed by like the look and like I didn't know the smell of it. No, I didn't like the smell of it. I didn't like the look of it. I just, nothing about it appeal to me versus compared to every other dish my family would make. Like literally every single other way. Like, why couldn't we, can we not make, why can we make empanadas? It isn't the worst. It isn't the worst thing.

If I'm being honest, it isn't the worst thing. I just don't like fish. I will say, is it pasteles, the stuff that's like wrapped in the, uh, in the, in the, in the, in the, uh, banana leaves. Yeah, I, it's like sweet. I don't love that. And I'm a little bit more off put specifically by the presentation of it. I don't like the unwrapping of the wet paper specifically like that.

kind of like, it puts me off, but I don't think it's, I don't think it tastes bad. I think it's just more like one of those things where it's like, I'm really just kind of never in the mood for this specific flavor profile, so I kind of avoid it. But those are the two things that I think I think of most.

For me, it's delicious. So on the, unlike the Afro side of the Caribbean, like the non-Porecan side, I never really liked curry goat that much. Yeah. I like curry chicken a lot.

I like, I like, I like lamb. I like oxtail, but I don't like curry gold all that much. You know, you shouldn't eat oxtail. That's like Jamaican's favorite food. What do you say? Oxtail's really, oxtail's really not good for people.

But we, but we... It's really bad for people? It's actually, it drives you crazy, actually. It's like similar to eating like a human's brain or something. Like, there's some crazy shit in the ox tail that really fucks me. Don't tell me that. Don't tell me that. I'm not joking.

Like, I think, hold on. Let me see, oxtail. Oxtail. Ox tail toxic. It was really disappointed. winning. Are ox tail safe from bovine long for? Where the hell was it that I read it?

Ox tail is dangerous byproduct that is honestly not fit for human consumption. It causes neurological diseases. That's why the Jamaican people who sell them are always angry. That's not true. It's extremely fatty, though. It is extremely fatty. I do think there is actual research about it that is like it's not great for you. It's not going to kill you or anything, but it's like, it's one of those things that, like, you probably should have.

Honestly, we have way more sugar than we should ever consume anyway, so, like, it's probably not that big of a deal. Dude, there's sugar in everything, dude. It's wild. I tried specifically for, like, a good week to avoid sugar, like entirely, and it's actually impossible. Like, you have to eat just salad, just salad, basically. You have to eat salad, like eggs, meat. You can't have anything with anything. Right.

It's just, it's just bare bones as fuck. And it's just like, well, I have like my salad with like my chicken. There's no rice because they put sugar in the fucking rice you have.

Sugar and rice. So it's just like, it's horrible. Yeah. I've decided instead I'm just going to, I'm just cutting down on it. Because I'm just like, all right.

I have been too. It sucks. I'll eat less of it. But like I can't quit this. It's fucking. My final thing is I have to get rid of my whatchicle I have to stop drinking soda juice That's the last thing and it's so it's such a sad existence

Yeah Just only drink soda anymore I got that out of my diet I never do anything I feel way better And I've lost weight from it But like juice is the last thing And I'm like this is so hard To not have any tasty beverages anymore Well what do you do is this water

Is this water pretty much now literally. It's it. Yeah. And juice like every once a day have like a cup of juice and it's just like it's just depressing. Well, once a day is pretty good. Water's good, but it's so boring. It's such a boring taste.

You know what I would recommend actually? I mean, this is what I do in an effort to cut down. I pour myself usually like a glass of. I don't really, I'm not really big on juice necessarily. But I pour myself a glass of iced tea and I like that glass lasts me the whole day. So I'll drink like a little bit of it and I'll put it in the, the fridge and then I'll like I'll spread it out throughout the day so it's still just one glass but I'm drinking water in between them that way it's like different boosts it's one is one a day

I have one I have one cup of a sweet drink a day and then that's it I get out of it I want to get down to none and it's hard and it's sad I don't like my life much anymore but you know I might be here a few months longer so yay it's really I don't know if you're losing weight from it you could just like do it until you lose weight and then just like make sure you keep exercising and then you can it's not it's it's it's living it's living it's healthier lifestyle shit man yeah i guess anyway it sucks but it's it's what so i have to do man i'm not i'm 30 now my body can no longer just skate on like oh i have good jeans and i'll be strong forever so it's like nah man you got to like change the way you live so you can survive yeah i hate it

Anybody want to kill me? It's for free. Okay. Lily Drinking Piss is so disrespectful to her character, Rodin. I said, just got to say I got my shot Uncle Ben shirt and I really enjoyed explaining to all my friends this weekend what it was and why I have this guy saying Lamau on me. I appreciate it. I do love that shirt. That shirt is a limited edition one.

That one's probably going away, but like depending on how much it sells. when the store goes life. Oh, really? Ah, man. That's a great one. It depends. It is really good and it sells well. I just want to see how it... It's on the chopping block, but it might not be depending on how well it sells. So if you like that shot Uncle Bendy, I really like it a lot. We got to do a second merch line. We have a plan for another merch line too. Yeah, we have...

Probably around Halloweenish time, right? No, I think it's probably going to be sooner than that. I think we have ideas because we have a video game oriented one. We have something else that we're pretty excited about that we won't want to spoil. I think there's some cool stuff in the pipeline, but definitely before Halloween there'll be more stuff. I think Halloween will probably be like our fourth one, I think. Okay, that makes sense. But yeah.

Also talented artists out there that listen to this podcast, guys, we would love to collab with you all. Like, please, it would be amazing to have you guys help us out. we'll give you very fair pay. Don't worry we're not going to jip you like a lot of artists get. Where they just like, hey, do this picture for me. I don't want to pay you now. I still remember fucking, what is it, is $20 okay? From like when Leithy was.

Yeah, he paid his editor $20. He's like, that's so fucking outrated. I remember when I read that, I was like, am I overpaying my artist? Because I would pay my artists, like, whenever I had like an artist do a shirt for me, I would pay them stupid. And I was just remember feeling like, wow, I'm an idiot.

But yeah, so thanks for all the... My thing is like this. It's the payments however much you ask for. Like, all right, I got you. And then I'll tip you as well. Well, yeah. Yeah, for sure. In a range.

Like, if you're like, hey, you do four pitches for me, that's $3,000. I'd be like, hey, bud, uh, huh? Yeah, here's your three. Here's your 3K. No. And that's it. But. But.

Yeah, so, yeah, we appreciate all the support on the merch store. It's been really cool seeing everybody get their merch in. We have some friends of ours that have gotten their fucking bryl merchandise. Brile is going away also, by the way. He was never supposed to be there. He was literally a test that I just couldn't delete in time because the site kept glitching. So he's just there out of sheer accidental necessity. But he will be going away.

when the store goes live. So if you want a fucking bryl shirt, go ahead, I guess. Man, man, God Christ. Thank you for all the support. There will be more stuff there soon. Let's see. Let's see.

What do we got here? What do we got here? Sauce wrote it. He says, The amount of times I've been out in public and listen to the podcast having to hold in my laughter from hearing the most obscene shit

is too high to count. I love it. Got any funny stories when you guys laughed during an inappropriate time. Oh, my God. I feel like I have so many. I have to cycle through. Oh, the dog.

The dog dying. Oh, yeah. No, that's definitely top tier for me where like it was really difficult for me to. She told us and our faces contorted. Dude, I was like, Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 2026.

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I remember that's... story. I can't wait for us to have an in-person show because I definitely want to get Jalen in here to like talk with us about that stuff. But that story of his ex-girlfriend talking about how her dog hung itself was too, it was too funny. Like it's tragic and sad. But at the same time, it's like, damn, dude, like that image is so outrageous that like you can't help. You can't help it. It's almost like that, that, you know that famous clip of, uh, I can't remember what podcast it was, Bobby Lee was talking about how he got molested by a guy with Down syndrome. And it just came out of nowhere.

And it's just like, of course, of course you're going to laugh at that. It's so out of nowhere and just out of pocket. So it was, it was when I had to, I ran into my room and shut my door. Like I ran in, I sprinted into my room as soon as I heard that. I was like, I cannot be in the living room and hearing this. I cannot do this. I will bust out laughing. And so I ran into my room.

I shut the door. I jumped into my bed, I screamed into my pillows. Screamed. I couldn't believe that happened. I was like, what? It's so good. I do remember. I do remember this is a weird story, but like when I was a couple years ago, I was, I was dating somebody in New York and we were invited to this big, like, this big get together, this big party in like the arts community.

It was like this big mansion. I don't remember exactly where it was. It was somewhere like in between Sogerties and Poughkeepsie. It was like one of those weird places. A big mansion with like a big pool and like a big deck and like a lot of people. It was like this is crazy. What the fuck is going on? And there was this big dinner.

And me and me and my girlfriend at the time were there. And at a certain point in the night, they, the guy who cooked everything stopped and started talking about like, hey, I just want to thank everybody for showing up. These foods could not be made. without the spirits of fucking, you know, Zorglon or Zingliqluay or like some random shit. And I remember, like, it was taken very seriously. And everybody was just very silent, like kind of like they had,

everybody took a brownie or something off of this plate and they were going to eat it. And I remember, like, holding it and like being silent throughout this thing. And I just kept looking at her. I tried to make her laugh so that if she laughed, I had the freedom to laugh, which in retrospect was probably very dangerous. But it was just so, I couldn't believe what I was hearing.

It was like a good, like, 10-minute speech of like, of just like we were thankful for like, you know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I have no idea. I just find myself in these places sometimes. It was like when I ended up in Taylor Swift's house. I never end up in places like that, dude.

Yeah, but Kingsing, don't go out. the time going and doing shit. No, you're not. Chris, I am at my house literally. Chris, I'm out my house genuinely, genuinely like four days a week. Like I'm out doing stuff with people. What are you doing?

Going places, meeting people. Like, I go play cards. I make friends with people that I play cards. I want to come over and hang out. I can't try. I'll go over to the place. I can't imagine why you don't end up in interesting places. No, no.

Listen, listen, listen. I meet people and I hang out with them all the time. You've met Brad. You met Brad and my friend and his wife Nat. Like I mean people regularly. It's my fucking curse. I just make friends everywhere I go.

Yeah, but Kingston, you don't, you make friends that assimilate to your life. Like, you don't like that. It's true. It's true. You do like it because it's what you,

it's what you gravitate towards. You do not go to, even the friends that you've known for a long time, you do not make an effort to meet them where they are at ever. Ever. That's not true. That's true.

It's fine. It's like whatever. It's like it's your personality. It's not true. Yes, it is. Casey, you very rarely come out. You very rarely come out to Pasadena, if ever. Come on, let's be real.

That's true. Pasadena, I don't know you're not too because of the fact that you guys, the reason I don't hang out on a weekend there. Right. After the week, literally my girlfriend does not want to, like, on Friday night. You guys hang on Pasadena and Friday, right? You don't see Saturday and that you guys are hanging out. It's Friday, Saturdays or Sundays.

On Fridays, I don't do, I don't do, I don't do Fridays. nights ever. I want to go off Friday night all the time. And then what happened is Lily's done working. And she's like pooped. And I'm like, I don't want to leave her by herself. Let you to go have fun. I feel bad doing that. Well, that's kind of silly though. Like, I don't, I can't. It's done. It's really stupid, but I can't enjoy myself much anymore without her being there. It's really sad. Like her not being around when she could like in a place I know she would enjoy. Especially, like if you go to like Ziggy's house, right? And I'm there and she's home. I feel like shit

because she's there She's at home right now I get I understand that But I mean I don't know if it's just like you're And I know she enjoys I know she enjoys them With you guys

She loves you guys You know you guys for years So like I'd be there Having fun with you guys Smoke or so I don't smoke And drink anymore It's another thing as well Right now with Ram trucks

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Yeah, I mean, we only do that kind of. Like, lately, we've just been kind of just drinking coffee. Just hanging out and listening to music and having dumb conversation. We were just, we just end up improvising the same way that we do, that we do, really. There's a lot of bits. We make fun of Alex's dad a lot because he's British and it's fun. But like, yeah, I... Dude, he's so fucking British. It's hilarious. He's, he's great. I love Carl.

But, yeah, I don't know. I think, I don't mean that as like an insult. I just mean it's like you generally like, you, you people, you meet people who are generally already like interested in the exact things you're interested in. And because of that, when you go out to meet them to do things, it's usually stuff you would, you would do anyway. You don't end up in like a, a random. I meet strange people, like, all the time. And I end up in, like, Taylor Swift's house in a bathroom where people are doing coke, and I'm just trying to pee.

And that's where I am on, like, a Friday night. Or, like, oh, I'm in fucking Santa Clarita at, like, a potluck with, like, fucking some voice actor that, like, I only met, like, twice. But, like, I've listened to my entire. I was like, what the fuck is this? Why am I? It's just, I end up in strange places. And that's because I like to do that. I like to have like weird random side quests and strange stories that I know can't happen again.

Like when me and John Tron got tackled into a shrub in Manhattan Beach when we were all shitfaced at 2 a.m. Like that's never going to happen again. Like that exact story will never happen again. You know? So it's like. That's true. I like doing that. You did that with Jaylin this weekend, right?

Huh? You guys hung up with Jake and Jillen this weekend, right? Oh, yeah, we went to the barcade. We had a group chat and everyone bailed, which is fair. It was the last minute thing. But like, so it was me, Jalen, Jake, and we just, we played a bunch of games. We saw these people going live on like TikTok or something. It looked like they were famous.

So like I try to sneak in there and be like, hey, Snartank. I don't know if anybody's here from there, by the way, hi. So we did that. Then we went to this like this we went to this we went to this we're Sweener Schnitzel place that's like the sausage place at like 2 a.m. That made like really good hot dogs and just ate and talked and that was really it was a pretty standard just pretty normal night that place makes terrible mules by the way don't get if you're ever at 82 oh really uh if you ever at 82 the barcade the great

barcade by the way but just stick to really simple stick to the beers and stick to the I don't know like a vodka soda because like they're going to fuck up a mule they don't know how to do it. I don't get it. A Moscow mule is like the grill cheese sandwich of drinks. I really don't understand how you fuck it up. But God bless. They put fucking Haribo in it. And I was like, okay. That's definitely not ginger beer, but God bless you. But yeah, that's definitely, those are the two that I think of. When I was at, when the Jalen won with him, his ex's dog hanging itself and then being at that weird mansion party. with people like worshipping fake people and trying to make my girlfriend at the time break.

This is a positive, positive memory. That dog hanging itself is a fucking wild experience dog. And she was really emotional saying it to us and we were like trying not to laugh in her face. It's like, damn, dude. It's just so outrageous that your dog would hang itself. That's funny. It's funny.

It's sad. If my dog died that way, I would also be sad about it, but there's no way in hell that I wouldn't also acknowledge, like, dude. it is it is a hilarious way to like laugh if you need to laugh you need to go ahead like it is a objectively hilarious because especially because we we also we can't help we don't take a story at face value ever we always hear a story like that we always hear a story like that and then we like we we flesh out the backstory high the hypothetical backstory it's like what drove this dog to do

this i think we even like we we we would We told that story in the future at some point on a show. And I think we talked about, like, I mentioned that, like, a song was playing or something. That wasn't true. I just thought it was funnier if there was, like, a specific. We just cartoonify everything because in our minds, in our minds, we don't see real creatures. We see, like, Mickey Mouse animated fuckers going to do that problem. Yeah.

Instead of it being, like, a real guy. That's not strictly true. Like, we know it's real. It's just like... That has to be true. No, I just... No way it can be that detached and still be like, oh, that's really unfortunate.

But look at this. Things can be sad. We're sick, dude. I've said this before on the show, but there is a... Things can be sad and funny at the same time. Like, there is a funniest version of everything. Like, including the worst things.

Like, if someone got... If your grandmother got electrocuted and died, right? just out of nowhere. That's not really that funny. But there is, there exists somewhere on the face of this earth a story about a grandmother being electrocuted that is funnier than that first story. Like, there is a spectrum there. It might not be very funny, but there's definitely less funny stories than that one,

which implies the existence of funnier stories. And so when I hear a dog hung itself, that's a funnier way for a dog to die. than just simply dying of old age. You know what I mean? There's nothing really that funny about a dog just being like, I'm 40. Although that is actually hilarious

if you think about it. Do you know what I'm saying? A 40 year old dog would be in such bad shape. It would be in such a bad shape at 40. Do you see that 30 year old cat? That cat looks like, dude. I saw like a 20-something year old cat and I was like, dude,

put a bat to its head, man. All right, you don't got to do that. Just let it go. Let go. It's selfish that you want to keep that cat here anymore, you know? Yeah. Yeah. I think, yeah.

That always bothers me when people keep. I get it. I get the impulse. But at the same time, it's like, bro, your dog can't, your dog can't walk anymore. Like, let it go. Like, if it gets sick, if it gets really sick and you have to take it to the hospital and there's like a $3,000 surgery to fix it, like, I'm sorry. Don't you dare. 3,000, first of all, really financially responsible.

Second of all, you're not buying $3,000 worth of more days with that dog. Like, you're just not. Like, you're on borrowed time the entire time. Just let it go. Let it go. Just let it go. Because I would hate, I don't know, I would hate for my dog to be in pain for, like, the last, like, five years of its life. You know what I mean?

Like, that sounds like fucking, that sounds terrible. Why would you want that? I don't get it, really. I definitely would not be happy if my dog passed If I got another dog in it passed But I wouldn't It's irresponsible to let your dog live Like if it's hurting it's got to go

I can't let's say it hurting you know If you pee and it hurts Okay but it's time for you to get out of you You know Oh huh When you have guests You should have them read the name Since Chris isn't the only one reading them

now wrote in. He says, a quick would you rather. Would you rather never have to use the bathroom again, but you always feel a little constipated, or never have to sleep again, but always feel like you could go for a nap? The second one.

Not being able to sleep would transform your life. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like it would be worth it. I feel like there would be ways for me to circumvent the fact that I'm a little tired all the time versus like, I don't know, man. No, no, like, I get tired. He was just fucking yon and the asshole.

But you could always go for a nap. There's your late and you're like, I can go for a nap now, but I'm not tired, right? Go for a nap, you know? Yeah, exactly. I don't know. That means you could still sleep. That'd be great.

The alternative is, it sounds so much worse because it's just so you get, okay, so you're constipated, but you can't even like, there's no sense of relief from that ever. Like, that sounds terrible. Like, why was you, that sounds like so much worse than being tired all the time.

I'm already tired all the time and I still sleep. So like fucking whatever. Might as well get all that time back. Honestly. This is the dumbest question. I think I've seen. I imagine I'll be able to sleep, dude. It's just late.

You're like, I'm going to go fucking go for a walk for three hours. Because I'm not going to have to go to sleep. Question for. How do you recharge though? I don't know. You photo synthesis? I guess you just sit down and charge it while you're relaxing. Yeah, I guess.

President of the Goon Society Road and he said, would you rather pee grapes or shit pineapples? Pea grapes. Yeah. I guess. No, shit pineapples. Because shit and grapes is going to hurt. But shitting pineapples won't be one like out.

That's it. Yeah, but that's one grueling thing a day. Oh, the Dragon Ball trailer dropped just now. Dragon, what do you mean? Sparking, yeah. Sparking? I don't know how I feel about that game now that I know that's not split screen. It's not split screen?

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not being split screened, which is just fucking mega disappointing. Sparking Zero. That makes me sad. If that's true. I don't know. I don't want to spread misinformation, but it would be really disappointing because it looks so sick and it would be such a waste to make a fight like why would you make a fighting game that isn't why would you make a single player fighting game it's so at a that's so insane

I don't think that makes sense they would do that but if they don't make me sad you're not gonna be able to do the thing when you go like you fly on top of the thing in the screen and you do the look over for everybody you press like r1 you do a look over and you see your friend is like spotted and it becomes one screen yeah I wish I don't know Okay, let me see. Let me see. All right.

Jacob Wachia wrote in. He says, what do you all think of relationships that feel out of nowhere in animation? Like, rogue and Magneto or Batgirl and Batman. Like, I get that one of those is from the comics. So I'm used to rogue. But I'm so used to Rogan Gambit that it's hard to watch Seaman.

I mean, X-Men 97. Listen, don't, listen, relax. Don't get kids. Cute. Don't get cute with C-Man. You don't have a relationship in X-Men. In comics as well.

That's not an out-of-now-where thing. It is that you don't read comics so you wouldn't know about it. But it makes sense, right? Is it out of nowhere? Is it out of nowhere in the show, though? Like, did they build that in the show? Because it is one of those things

where it's like, it might not be out of nowhere. It might not be out of nowhere. You don't know how they're in the show. Well, that's kind of weird then, really. I don't think we got into the show. Right? I don't know if they do. That would be weird though, right?

They had a bad falling out and they never really reviewed it to one another. But at the same time, it's just like, uh, like, I know Batgirl and Bad Woman and Back Girl and Batman fuck, right? But it is especially weird because Bad Girls kind of going out with like Dick Grayson at that time. So it was just like, Bruce, what the fuck? What? And also Backer was like a teenage girl and Batman's like definitely a grown man. Like, she's like 19. He's like definitely like 26, 27 years old, maybe 30.

And it's like, look, bro, spin the dice however you want. That's your problem. But I, it's whatever. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I don't like it, but I'm not going to get too much wound up about it. It's like, whatever, dude. Like, this is the story.

It's here. It's going to happen. I'm going to watch it. And I'm going to move beyond it if I like it or don't like it. Like, I think rogue and magnetism. It makes sense because, like, he can control magnetism. And if she touches people, it gets fucked off. So he just changes the polarity of his skin so they don't actually touch.

They simulate touching, which is weird, but whatever. Oh, geez. I don't know. I think generally, like, it is kind of weird for showrunners to assume that external media fills in gaps. Like, you can't just throw a relationship from the comics and a TV show if the TV show that you've established hasn't built that relationship. I think that is kind of lame.

But I don't really know what the context of that is for the show, for X-Men, because I just haven't seen... I haven't seen the original show, and I haven't seen X-Men 97. So I'm just completely in the dark with that. But generally speaking, on face value, I generally don't like that too much. But whatever. Veering, Rodin, he says, hello, there are beautiful bastards except Sween. Well, that's unfortunate because it's literally just him. I was Spike.

I was spike Okay, wait, hold on He says, I was spike with a friend About dystopias What? Speaking, did you mean? I was speaking with a friend About dystopias

That still have a certain pull to them Example, cyberpunk and fallout While horrible beyond belief There is a certain charm to them So my question is which universe world Would you want to live in That is not that great of a place Ours?

Yeah This is our one But, um I don't know I don't know, man. I definitely would not want to be in cyberpunk. I feel, I feel like I would do well in fallout, honestly.

There's something about that world that I feel like I would do well. I think my main problem would be not being able to be okay with eating bugs. Because, like, a rad roach is probably like a really good sort. Like, realistically speaking, a roach is probably like an amazing source of like protein and energy as far as like, especially in comparison. into other foods that you could get. So, like, I would never be able to kill a rat roach and eat it. So that would be my big hurdle.

I would have to kill Brahmin or, like, fucking literally anything else. So that would probably be a big hurdle for me. But I think Fallout out I would do pretty okay. And I could figure that shit out. Oh, man, I'd like cyberpunk. Because it'd be fun at least. Well, you think it'd be fun. You think it would be fun.

I don't think it would be fun. I think I could do one. well and fun. I don't think it would be fun. Cyberpunk, I think, would be fun for maybe like three minutes until you got killed by like some cybercic-you're just buying a fucking Arizona ISD and a cyber cycle eats you. Like, there I go. You got to do a gang and get souped up. Get you some chrome, bro. Chrome yourself up. Chrome yourself up.

My God. Some chrome, bro. Some chrome, bro. I don't know. Where's the dystopian? world. I don't know. It's kind of difficult to think of

dystopian worlds. I guess every world is kind of dystopian if you really like you could kind of look at Avatar and think of it as dystopian technically.

Like the last air vendor? Yeah. Because it's just like it's all like these these four different well I don't know what is this what is the deciding factor

that makes something dystopian? It's like post apocalyptic almost. Relating or denoting to imagine state or society where there's great suffering or injustice.

I mean, that's most fictional societies, really. That's really, that's real. That's real society also. So, like, I don't know, I don't know what wouldn't qualify. I think the only thing that would, sincerely, the only fictional world that I can imagine that doesn't qualify as, as a dystopia is like the world of Dragon Ball, actually. Yeah, they're near utopian. Yeah, like they have like, they have dinosaurs for some reason.

They got dinosaurs, but they also have like, amazing. technology. They have capsules that like you can store houses and laboratories and vehicles in. They do martial arts tournaments where people like like the world still exists despite the fact that there are some people who can key blast

out of their own fucking brains and hands. There's the I robot world. There is the Matrix. There's Blade Runner. There's Logan. Our Logan's run. Yes, it's a big world. There's the

Brave New World from the book series. There's Minority Report. There's a Marvel 299 world. That would be cool. Yeah. Oh, the Clockwood Orange World, I'd be fine in. Clockwork Orange. I'd be fine in that world.

I'd be A. okay in that world. So dumb. All right. Because I would just think, do the worst thought. Do your worst thought right now. And I'd be fine. I would like to be a bikini bottom, I think. But not as like a fish or anything.

just as me and I would drown. The view with all the pressure of the water on you and your eyeballs are fucking flared up. Yeah, and then like some cute little hilarious characters can live inside my fucking body. They can fashion a house out of it. Maybe I could be, maybe I could be like a big shopping center for Bikini Bottom.

I could be like the Empire Center for them. When you fucking pop, when your head eventually explodes. Yeah, that'll be the parking area. Oh, and I'm dead. Anyway, my name is Ryden, and the president just grabbed my balls, Rodin. He says, did you guys see that new Bill Maher clip where he got absolutely demolished by Bill Burr? I don't think I've seen, I think I've ever seen such brutality.

I did, and I loved it. Really? Is it bad? It's really, it's not that it's bad. It's just, it's so, like, the amount of contempt Bill Burr has for Bill Ma has so transparent in it. I don't know if it's supposed to come across like he's joking. And I think maybe it is. But, like, he's really just...

Bill Maher is so pretentious and so smug that it's very, very easy to not like him. And so Bill Burr just kind of says, I think, what the audience is thinking. Because they're talking about Israel, Palestine, and he's asking... You know, he's asking just basic questions

about, like, well, he says, like, Bill Maher thinks very clearly that, like, supporting Palestine is supporting Hamas is supporting terrorism. You know what I mean? And there's no real gray line. There's no real.

It's all black and white for him in that regard. And so Bill Burr is like, I don't know, I'm on the side of the kids. He's talking about the protesters. And it's just, it's really difficult to describe that clip without just showing it to you. Are you watching it? Yeah, I'm watching right now. I think people have to be really fucking dumb. because Bilbo goes on places regularly

and insults the living fuck out of people and they try to like laugh it off and it's like this man is literally tearing you down like when he made fun of Charlemagne he made fun of Charlemais so bad it was ridiculous like he had everyone in the breakfast club laughing at Charlem

like there are people outside the room laughing at him yeah he made fun of Joe Rogan and Joe Rogan's dumb ass was laughing and he's literally calling you a retard pretty much. He's literally pretty much saying like, oh, you're very stupid. Yeah. Yeah, he was telling him like... You're not as smart as you think you are.

And it's like, Bill Burr, Burr's like trying to be like, it's not, I'm in fact brave. He's like, shut the, shut up. Yeah, he's, there's a, there's a seat. Like, you're not brave. You're bravely saying that here as a millionaire on television. You're not brave. Eat dick. Yeah, he goes like, oh yeah, pat yourself on the back.

he's like it's so like this this nide sarcasm in that clip is so good i really i love billber i think he's one of the he's one of those people that i think has authentically grown and matured in such a way that he's still funny you know because there's a lot of people who kind of do the opposite what good what's crazy i recently saw kevinhart right i saw kevin heart right i saw kevin heart at the hollywood bowl right i think he had a masterful set i think his set was like like he is a master at his craft. He's a great comedian. He knows a lot of control room very, very, very well. And what Kevin did was instead of what happens a lot of comedians right now, they feel like they're under attack as comedians, right? Right. So a lot of them are leaning into the idea,

like, I'm a rebel against the cause. Yeah. What Kevin did was he went up there, he didn't make fun of anybody but himself. He makes one of the fact that like, I'm getting old. I'm getting older. And the world around me is changing. And I'm I just have to adapt with the change and understand that I have to age with grace. What Bill Burr does, Bill Burr is when he's making jokes, when he's genuinely making jokes about on the world in general, the jokes are on him. He's the one that's out of place in most of his jokes. And the ridiculousness that goes on because of how out of place he is is what makes

him so fucking funny. Well, I, maybe. That's what he exceeds. All people don't. I don't know. I think, I don't think you don't. Like, it's not like you can't make fun of other people or other things. Like, I think that's totally fine.

It's just a matter of like, you have to be good at it. You have to be good at it. Like, Bill Burr is a great example. Bill Burr is a great example. You also, you can't be a stick in the mud. You also can't be the rebel without a cause. That's too, I don't know how to describe. I don't know how to explain this really, but comedians aren't supposed to be cool.

And what I mean by that is like, you're not, like, no one thinks. like I think about Dane Cook when I think of like a cool comedian You know what I mean? Like in 2006 Dane Cook was like Like as the stereotypical kind of like cool guy And he was doing stand-up

And he was like selling arenas But like that gets old really quick Because people don't like This is a really simplistic way of viewing things But I really think this is true People don't like people That they That they could

perceive as better than them, telling them jokes. I think there always needs to be some kind of level of, like, clownery to a comedian. There needs to be like, oh, this is like some dweeb or some nerd or some funny looking guy or some guy with a weird voice or like some dumb ass. It's very rare that you have like a comedian who's like, I'm actually the smartest person in the room and people still think they're funny. Like there's no genius comedians. in the sense of like, that's my whole thing.

That's what I don't like about them. Well, it's not even, well, it's specifically Bill Maher. Bill Maher is that guy. He's like, I'm smarter than everyone, okay? And here's why. And it's like, that's not funny. That's like you're talking down to everybody, even the people who, like, you are supporting you.

No one likes that. Like, people like dumb people in comedy. That's why stupid comedy does well all the time. And it's not that comedians aren't very smart. It's actually like, it's actually very. intelligent to be able to like play that stupid character for as long as people do. But like you cannot, you cannot show the people that you can't pull the curtain and be like, oh, I'm actually like fucking super smart or whatever.

Like it's just, it doesn't really work. Wise is one thing. Story is another thing. I think Dave Chappelle is one of those people who's like, I don't think Dave Chappelle presents like, oh, I'm smart. I think he presents like, oh, I'm wise. generally. Lately not so much

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We're going to kill him. I think the closing is Neil deGrasse Tyson. But Neil deGrasse Tyson doesn't, he doesn't play into the comedic aspect enough because he's too, I think he's too smart to be like, I'm not making fun. You're really stupid. Like he'd get physically mad eventually

Well he's not a comedian No no no No he's a comedic bone to him I definitely think I agree He's he's funny But he's not a comedic nature to him Yeah But he's also Puerto Rican and black from New York

I don't know why he's kind of funny Is he really Puerto Rican Because at a certain point he's just like Oh you're an idiot What's really stupid You know that starts in Puerto Rican? He's he's Puerto Rican and black What

And from New York Is that real? Swear to God. What? I think he's from the Bronx. Well, I know that. I know he's from the Bronx and he's black. I just didn't know that he was,

I know this is late, but he's Puerto Rican, regardless of Puerto Rican origins. His mother's also full Puerto Rican. Wow. I had no idea. How did you not? He's one of the few genius ones of us. Well, he doesn't like.

He looks. Puerto Rican. I guess, but like he, I don't know us, though. Very much so looks like a Puerto Rican person. Yeah, but like fucking everybody looks Puerto Rican. He looks like a Puerto Rican person who's like

one of the Puerto Rican's that I'd be like, oh, your grandpa's black, like no, he's not, and he's just between the Grass Dyson. And it's like he is. What are you talking about, bro? I don't know. I just never, because he doesn't project that ever. Like he's never that's never been a core part of his identity

in anything that I've ever seen him Well the thing is that he's he's he's about He's usually like talking about education stuff in English But he I know he can also speak Spanish as well That's fucking jarring to me Like that that's almost that I think he looks like a he looks like my grandma Yeah but Kingston

Like that's how my grandmother looks You understand the breadth of Like there are Koreans who like look Puerto Rican and like fucking black people that look Puerto Rican and white people and Irish people that look pori like it's it's such a strange group to identify on site alone because like we're fucking chameleons I agree I agree 100% but like I think because I guess the reason why I can tell is because people

my family looks like that so I was like oh that's because it looks sort of like me just darker I understand it like I do think like I see it when you say it, but when I see him, that's not the first thing I think of. You know what I mean? Oh, I agree. You do it. It's a black man. 100%. I'd be like, oh, that's just some, like, maybe he's mixed. He's just white and black and, okay, cool.

He's never spoken Spanish, you know, that I've seen. He's never mentioned this. It's just, it's very, it's kind like finding out that ACDC is Australian to me. Where I'm like, this is kind of, it's not, I remember I found out because of the fact that I was, he was talking about

to his mom one time, like, one of his interviews. And his mom is like, insert our, wella, that's his mom looks like now. Because he's very old. He's a grown-ass fucking man now. And I was like, oh, shit, he's Puerto Rican. Yeah, I guess I've never looked into his, like, family life really at all or any deep.

I've never looked at, I've never watched interviews with him. Oh, my God. He's an interesting, man. His mom is totally, all right. That's obvious. His Owolita. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's definitely, that's, yeah. That's my great grandmother.

That is wild Yeah, I never, I don't know, I don't know why Yeah, I guess I also never, I was never sure if he was from New York If he just lived there Um, nice from N. Why? Okay, well that, that, you know, that makes sense. It's not, I'm not like, oh, that's impossible.

I am, but I am a little bit surprised. You're a little confused because he's never, he's never, well, the thing is that never comes up talking about his race ever or his ethnicity. He's always talking about some sign shit. Right, but like even when I think of like... And then like, I guess if you question him, he'll be like, oh yeah, I'm these two ethnicities. But like he never talks about. That's not what he's there talking about.

Right, but he's never even come up in like a conversation about like famous Puerto Ricans. That's very true as well. Yeah, I mean, like he's never, it's always like J-Lo, Mark Anthony, fucking, you know, Bad Bunny. Bad Bunny. fucking Lynn Manuel Miranda It's like

That's You don't You don't hear You don't hear people say Neil deGrasse Tyson Oh yeah And Neil deGrasse Tyson What a strange group of people

By the way That would be All right Let's see Let's see What's how much What are we We're cruising through these questions

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I actually know he is He got he got abducted Derek Derek is currently getting fondled by aliens Aliens in hell That's crazy Being being molested by aliens in hell Is like so many

There's like multiple layers of confusion to that That I think would Would genuinely send my soul into shock, I think. Because either hell is a real place that is under control of aliens or aliens also go to hell. I don't know.

That's a lot. So that means there's alien god and then there's our god? Or is there like different realms you go to? Like in like... Do they have the same Ten Commandments? If heaven and hell is real? Like, what do you do at that moment?

Like, what's a lot? Like what's going on up there? Like what's going on? Like high upstairs, what's happening is what I'm thinking about. Oh my God. Okay. Bo Jydin wrote in. He says,

Greetings, boys. I am currently chilling in Madagascar and found out that they recently introduced new law here. It stipulates that anyone who rapes will get their balls confiscated by the state. What are your thoughts? I think that's fine. Very fair.

Very fair. Very fair. I think it's, I think it's, yeah, just simply don't rip. You know what's crazy? I'd live there my whole life, I'd never have to worry about that law. What do you mean? Never once. That law would not bother me at all.

I'd be able to live my life completely comfortably without worrying about that law. Yeah. Granted. It would be, it would be, it would be, it would be, it would be, it would be, it would be, it would it would be nice if there was some evidence required so that people can't just go around accusing people of shit. Oh yeah, it's 100%. Under those simulations, if, if, if you can prove that you, if they can prove that you

rape somebody like yeah get get your fucking shit cut off whatever I don't I don't care um what the hell what I care about a rapist um come come in me come come in me come on my peen

uh Fslers are gay and so is me wrote in he says hello diversity hires you all have joked about Sweeney being autistic but a lot of the cons Concerts okay what is this word

I'm I just he wrote this I'm gonna put paste it in the just copy it in a chat yeah yeah look I put it there. What the fuck is that? Is that real? I've never seen that word before in my life. That's not real. You all have joked about Sweeney being autistic, but a lot of concertional mannerisms. I think you mean conversational mannerisms is what you intended to say. But a lot of the conversational mannerisms that Sweeney has are strikingly similar to my own.

And I am autistic. I would say that Sweene is at least on the spectrum. Don't gloat about this too much, Chris. You're a tard too. I think so. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, Honestly, I believe for a long time that autism isn't even really like a thing that's separate from just being a person. I think I almost don't even think there's even value insane that people are autistic. Yeah? I've been tested a few times and each time they were like, no, you're not autistic. But I don't know. I guess you could develop it later on.

I don't give a shit really. No, I think hasn't debilitated me. Yeah, I think what it is is there's a spectrum of it. I think a lot of people are neurotic and that's it. A bit neurotic, you're like, or autistic. Yeah, I'm definitely neurotic. But I think, I think based on what I've seen as designated to be autism, I think I've noticed it in too many people for it to be something that is uniquely. Like, I don't think it's something that people have or don't have.

I think it's like a spectrum that everybody is on and some people are on it. I'm like, some people are like on level one. Let's say it's like a one out of a hundred thing, right? Some people are like maybe like 1% autistic, which is like probably like very difficult. to trace. It's very like, it's very abstract. It might, it might, like, it might occur in their dreams or it might, like, manifest in the way that they sleep and, or like, not in the way that they're conscious. Yeah. Or, or you're at 50 where it's a little bit more obvious, but it's still functional. Or you're at 100 where it's just like a, you're Christian, you know? I think, I've just seen too many examples of things that I have seen labeled autistic in every single person that I have ever known for that to be something that, that, you know, that to be something that. just is either there or isn't. Like I just, I don't, I don't know if I believe that really. I think it's just idiosyncrasies.

Do you guys remember? That's true. You know? Remember back in a day when every child that had any spark of energy and just need out of like said they had ADHD and so many kids that probably didn't have anything really wrong with them were put on medication and fuck their little minds up? Yeah. I think that is now autism is.

Is it like, oh, this person is autistic? I'm autistic. It's like, no, you're probably, it's a little weird or maybe a bit dumb. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram, 1,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for 369 a month for 39 months, with 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM, 5722 for lease details.

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You probably just a little strange. That's it. Yeah, I think it's, I don't know. It's like a shield now. You know, it's like, I'm autistic. Don't critique me for how I am. Yeah, it's a bit, it's a bit much. And it's like, dude, stop.

I think there are, like, I explained on stream kind of recently that, like, I see, like, sometimes I will delete tweets if I think. Like, I'll tweet something out if I think it and I think it's funny. and I'll think that's valuable in and of itself, but if I look at it later on in the day and I don't like the shape of the paragraph that I wrote and the visual, like how the paragraph looks, not even what it's saying, just like the shapes of the letters on it.

Like, oh, there's too many capital T's at the beginning of every line. I'll delete it because I just don't think it looks good. And that's like... Now, look, I can agree with that in a sense of reading. Like, if I read, like, let's say like I'm reading something. Or like if I'm writing like, if I'm writing out like a sequence for a campaign, right, for D&D? Yeah.

And like I see like there's too many T's like the them, this, the they, like that stuff, it'll bother me a little bit. But that's just if you write, that is kind of the nature of writing, you want to try to spice up your writing. But when I look at the shape of things, that's never really bothered. Not that's never really bothered me. It looks a little awks. Obviously we're humans. We want symmetry, you know? We care about symmetry.

how we do things, but like, it's never been enough for me to be like, I can't have this. It's been like, oh, that's a little, I note it, but I don't really,

it doesn't bother me enough to do it. Yeah. Yeah. I would, like, delete or und delete things for that. Yeah, I don't know. But I'm sure there's something about that

that's like not entirely fucking, I don't know, what is the term neurotypical, whatever, I don't know. There's so many words now that I don't even fucking, I don't know.

But yeah, I think most people are on the spectrum in some way. most people that I've met for sure and that goes into my parents as well I think my I think both of my parents like I've just observed so many just so many mannerisms

that I'm like that's that's something like the way that my mom or the way that my grandmother was like I have to be knitting something in order to watch TV you know it's just like that's interesting I've also developed things like that too

like where um for me personally like my thing is this right like lily likes cleaning lily gets uh overstimited and she does stress cleaning like most people like most people like most people like most Hispanic people have that trade i do that too believe it but what happens for me is that i can't i like cleaning early so by the time that i am going to like start like twining down my night i have like a bunch of things done so only have like oh i go clean the bathroom rooms that take a shower then i get to chill for the last hour half i'm going to be awake and that's it But the thing is that when I start cleaning, I don't like stopping until everything is done. Opposed to, like, Lillian, Lily will clean one thing.

And if it's like fine, I'll take a break. For me, I can't do that. I cannot do that. I got to get it all done right now because then it starts lording over me. Or I got to get most of it done. I can't clean like one thing and stop. You have to have so much of it. That's like, no, not neurotypical probably.

If you have to, like that's one of those things that's like you either have to get all of it done or so much of it done that there's no real excuse for you not that's kind of how i was no excuse for you not to finish it that's kind of how i was with videos where like where i would if i would find something i would start writing and then the second i was done writing i would start filming so that by the time i was done filming oh well all that's left is the editing there's no excuse for me not to edit this it's already here. As opposed to like if I wrote and then took a break, I would like read it again.

I'd be like, oh, everything's wrong. I got to rewrite this. I got to rewrite this. I got to write this. And it just never gets done. Because I need, I'm like momentum oriented. Like I need the momentum of doing the activity to push me into the further steps of doing it.

I can't have it like. That's true. I can't, I cannot have things interrupted like that. So I get fucking furious whenever, whenever like my workflow is interrupted. like I remember Like when I was working

I would lock my door Like when we all live together I would lock my door generally Unless I was like working on something That was like already pretty much done During the editing I left things open But like when I was writing or like filming I would lock my shit

Because any interruption Unless I thought it could Add to the video Would like send me spiraling I'd be like oh my God This is fucking deeply inferior I understand that I don't do homework

I like lock myself away I like when I was up in my room and I just like that. But I also try to do it in a plate at an area in time where I won't be needed. Like, that's why, like, even when I was in college, I would choose to go early in the morning. So, like, by the time I'm done, it's like 12.30. And that's what people are, like, starting to move around. I'd be active around the house. So, like, if anything happens, like, we need to carry luggage groceries or we need to clean. We're all there to do it

together. I can't be like, I can't do this right now. Because I need to, I need to, I need to, I need to be, like, my own little cocoon to focus on my best manner. Yeah, I think, I don't know. There's all sorts of things like that that I think might qualify people for like that kind of thing. But I do think generally it's it's almost kind of useless because it's just different types of people exhibiting different types of behaviors on different spectrums at different degrees. And I don't even know if like there are people who are so autistic that it's like a problem like that like Christian is definitely one of those people and it's very very obvious. But I also like I look at Christian not as like a unique like, oh, this is. like separate, I think this is what happens when the dials are like all turned up to 11.

Because on a base level, like, when he, when Christian is out there looking for like putting up flyers about looking for a boyfriend free girl, just looking for like a relationship, that's not like an unrelatable desire. You know, it's not like, it's not like those are like alien. It's not like an alien thing to be like, oh, I'm lonely. I wish I had. somebody. But like it's the way that that person goes about it that is just so abstract and so incomprehensible to like your average person that that separates that. Like to me it's like if

you're if you're if you if you really have something like psychosis or something there's no layer of that. Like there's no layer of like oh I understand that. It's like oh yeah of course he put a head in his fridge. Yeah because we're fucking because that's like that's like insane. I don't know that's that's that's something different. There's like. There's been neurodivergence, and then there's just like, whatever that is over there. Right. Where people are like, yeah, I'm going to fuck the dead body. Right.

Right. What's that body? Why not? But what I'm saying is, like, the root, like, the root of the emotions that exist in, like, even the most profoundly autistic people are not so separate from your average person to even have that distinction in the first place in comparison to, like, a psychotic, like a psych, like, psychosis. You know what I mean? Where like there's no...

You know what I mean? Like, I feel like that's a more reasonable distinction than autism. Because it's just like, oh, yeah, this is Jeffrey. He fucking doesn't like loud sounds. Like, okay. Whatever. I'm Chris. I don't like celery.

Like, I don't know. Like, I just don't really see that big of a difference. But also, like, I do know. I'm Brad. And I'm Brad. My dick gets really hard to the idea of a freshly killed woman. And it's like, what? Okay.

No. You can't come to my house. Yeah. It's over. It's over from here on out. Do you think that the guys... You got any more? Yeah, let's do one more.

Okay. Do you guys think that the five guys that made five guys the restaurant ever explored each other's bodies? They must have. Like, I feel like, why would they not, you know? Yeah, why wouldn't they? that's what happens when we start a business together you know especially if you name it after the fact that you have five guys

like yeah I feel like I definitely feel like Sanford was going crazy with his sons you know same thing with PC Richard and P.C. Richard and fucking his son PC rich

I the fact that you know PC PC Richard no one here we shouldn't even really know about PC Richards and Sons I know the fact that you just brought that up it's insane PC Richards is popular

my grandmother thought PC Richard's sons are gonna go out of business way earlier than they did and I was like why grandma I just like this place is stupid just go to Best Buy Are they still around Do they still exist? They're gone dude

No PC Richardson's son website No you can still buy stuff Memorial Day savings up to $800 off plus an additional $300 off. What the fuck? Isn't that just free? What are you selling? It's like a discount for a house. There's no way.

Yeah, they still They sell mattresses. Bless you. They sell mattresses and fridges and laptops, air conditioners. What the fuck? Where are they? Huh?

The last one's in Manhattan. I was on 125. is it really there's one on one to five yeah I like the idea well there was one I thought that one got closed down years ago right now with ram trucks declaration of deals well qualified current fca lessees get a low mileage lease

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So it's New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Connecticut is where they are. And Pennsylvania has the fewest. With one in Philadelphia and one in, or both in Northeast Philadelphia. Yo, New York has so many. That is crazy. Why would you go here? Westchester County, Central Park Avenue, Westchester County. 2.23-23 Central Park Avenue.

That is wild. Isn't I near where you're from? Westchester County? Probably... Is Central Park Avenue near what, Youngers? Yeah, 23. Hold on 23-23-23. This is the most uninteresting thing to listen to in the world.

23 Central Park Avenue. Central Park Avenue. Where is this? Yeah, I think that's... Is that Cross County? It's a Yonkers. That is, okay,

well, that's, that is fucking Santa Ana, so that's not right. Yonkers, New York, yeah.

Yeah, it isn't, it's Yonkers. I knew it, yeah. Wow, the fact that I remember that is crazy.

Probably went that I place twice in my life. It's by the, it's by the, it's by the, it's by the train station, I feel like. No.

because the train station is like way more inland than like than highway. It's on the other side. So it's on the other side of Sprainridge Park. So it's on the right or on the east. It's on the eastern side of Yonkers. Which is actually

What the fuck is this picture? I finally saw the picture of freaking what you call the king. Oh, yeah, we forgot to talk about that on the show, I think. But the new king of England, I think had a portrait done. and it looks like he's being consumed by Skylit Rot,

and it's very strange. It's very strange. It looks so fucking ominous. Do you know their last name? What do you mean? Like, kings? The royal family's last name. I thought it was like fucking...

Charles. No. I know because I'm Jamaican, so that's why I know the last name. I have no idea what the Queen's name is. They're Windsors. Oh, is that what that is? Yeah, they're Windsors.

Okay. They're also not British anymore. They're French. They're French, literally. Whoops. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know about that. Yeah, they're Windsors.

They also shall all go speed set on fire, but, you know, that's another thing. Yeah. I don't know. She also still controls the military there. The military, like a lot of the military funding is to still them. Just wild.

We could eat them. We could just take them over. I don't know why we don't do that. I don't know why we don't eat the British, honestly. It's been a question. that's been on my mind for many, many years now. There's no way they can beat us anymore. No, no, we don't have to take them over.

There's no chance. We don't have to eat them. We can just simply go and eat them. Like, I just, it's the obvious solution. This is with every, every single conflict, by the way, military or otherwise. It's the same thing. I don't know why, I don't know why the Palestinians don't just go eat the Israelis. Like, they should just do that.

Ah, you're right. Like, because what are you going to do? You're going to stop them from eating you? Like, what are the, what's like, have you ever had? Somebody tried to eat you. No, no one's prepared for that. No one has been trained to deal with a person. That is probably your most frightening moment ever is someone trying to eat you.

Yeah. I feel like others are just like someone trying to like literally rape you. Eating you is the second scariest time you can be alive. Arguably first sometimes. Yeah. Yeah, it's. It's a bit. It's a bit much.

Someone's holding you down, like biting at you and they bite into the floor. And as they bite into it, like, oh, they're going to hurt their mouth and they grab a bunch of the floors gravel up and start chewing on it while they're trying to bite you again. And you're like, what? He bit into concrete. Let's get the, let's get the fuck out of here. Derek's almost here. So we got to wrap this up. Oh, yeah.

I also have to shower and do all sorts of shit today. I'm such a busy day. I completely lost a pack of the time. Derek's like, oh, I'm going to be there tomorrow. And I'm like, oh, shit, that's right. May is happening. Maybe this isn't far at all.

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Like I don't think that's ever happened Ever ever Because usually discracks are just quite I mean quite frankly Distracks just aren't very good songs really They're not very replayable, and they're not very good as, like, a piece of music to sit and listen to. But, like, I feel so bad. You just want this tracks to be like, oh, this really good wordplay.

It is a very good attack on a Capron's character. Yeah, we would never vibe to it. This track dismantled somebody, and it sounds great. I've seen so many people dancing to that at, like, so many clubs. Like, we asked the DJ to put it on at the barcade, but they were flipping records, so they couldn't do it. But they were totally down to do it. crazy. It's so insane. Like, say O-V-O.

Dude, there's even the fucking, I don't know if you saw the fucking, the Latin one. The Latin B.B. L. Drizzi. Did you see that? The Meregian version? Yeah. Of course. Dude, so there's, so there's a meme, right? This, I was listening to that. I was like, this sounds indistinct. Like, I could put this in my, my New Year's playlist for my parents.

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It's funny right There's a DJ's like In card game format The Drake and Kendrick and Kendrick and Marr This is like this Ah you only be because you went first Oh well you're a pedophile

That's what it says And it's like Huh It's really that insane Yeah I don't like this era of Kendrick right now. I don't like this conflict-driven era of Kendrick. But God damn, bro.

I honestly, like, I don't feel bad for Drake in the sense that, like, he's kind of a shitty person, it seems. And there's a lot of, like, weird skeletons in his closet. He's a creep, for sure. So I don't feel bad for him on that level. But, dude, if I were Drake and somehow still Puerto Rican, and I heard that, that that Latin fucking B.B. Eldrizzi, I think I would, I would probably fucking end it. Like, that is so crazy.

Because that will be in people's playlists. That will be at barbecues. Yeah, 100%. That will be at the fucking, they'll play that on fucking three kings. It's insane. So it's over. It's over. My son froze to death in the waste of Ohio by going homeless to pay you fucks.

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