The Snark Tank - #234: Diddy at Rock Bottom

Episode Date: May 27, 2024

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but yeah yeah yeah that's a good idea anyway what are we going to talk about today. We've got a, uh, just a couple of light things. Uh, diddy, diddy, diddy, diddy, diddy, did he did he. Did he did it? Did he did he did it? Yes, he did it. Yes, he did it. He did it. He did it got a hit it got hit it got. I love it. Did he do it? This, this, uh, this scenario, I just love timing. I love, I love tempting fate too, because I, the, the footage came out,

right right there was a lawsuit that he he uh he settled out of court the next day right because he beat up his ex right though allegedly that was it was alleged at that point settled out of court we all know when you settle out of court it pretty much means there's a big chance you did something right yeah there's a very large chance that you're guilty and you don't want to go to the 90% i would say 90% of the time it's it's it's indication of guilt Yeah, right. And so he set out of court and then recently, since all the allegations have been propping up, documentaries coming out, he released a statement kind of saying, oh, y'all are lying on me and the truth. So, you know, one of those bullshit things.

And I feel like he tempted fate with that. I think possibly if he would have just shut the fuck up and just didn't say anything like true criminals, then maybe people wouldn't have tried to dig up that. I think it was CNN that dropped the, the, the, the, fuck. footage? Yes, they did. Seen in had the hotel footage of Diddy running in a fucking towel. Beading the fuck. What was her names?

Sasha? What's her name? Cassie. Cassie, sorry. How about we talked about this already? Why are we talking about this already? Did you guys talk about didn't get the shit kicked out of you? I felt like I brought, you were here, I felt like I brought up the whole Diddy hitting, what you call the thing?

I remember me and Chris. I remember talking about it outside of like we were at a friend's house at apartment talking about it. I don't, when moments like that when we're all around each other, the reality's blur, little, so it's like, I feel like I remember talking to Derek about it. That is very, but we were talking about this. We were talking about this at Korean barbecue or like that, that day, I think. That day.

That day. That day. For sure. Yeah. But it does happen and happened with the Assassin's Creed. When I was gone, when I was kidnapped by a halal truck briefly, there was, you guys were talking about assassins bleed blattos. and then when I came back when I escaped

we talked about it again because you guys weren't sure if you talked about because it shit gets kind of meshed up sometimes so I'm like amen people the people aren't gonna mind they're here for the ride

but I don't think but I don't think we talked about the footage of it's crazy because in the footage you see Diddy in a bathrobe and he does he literally does a shir yucan towards Cassie and then Cassie

Ragdolls down I think it's about 17 yards she flies down this hallway Yeah And then did he run He keeps doing it He keeps chasing He's wave dashed at the

He even did a hurricane kick It was crazy Hurricane kick He was like Tasumasi Tatsimaki Sampukya bro Yeah he was like Tasimazimazza sub jaku And then he just fucking

Just bopopopopopopopopop 17 hits in a row It was crazy It was like damn dude Yeah So we did talk about that video What we didn't talk about was that video of him going, like, he put out an apology

or some video of him going like, hey, listen, man, I was in a bad place. I didn't mean to do that. I hit rock bottom. There was rock bottom, man. First of all, you're Pete diddy. You're not hitting rock bottom. There's no rock bottom.

Come on. Yeah. Come on. They have rock bottoms, but also like, I've been out, I've been pretty bad off. I've never hit a woman, bro. You know? They have been pretty bad off. Look, look, rich celebrities.

days rich rich celebrities have like they have like mezzanee or like first floor bottoms you know what i mean they're not hitting i don't they're not hitting they're not hitting bedrock you know that's ridiculous i don't have the whole celebrities can't feel thing like if celebrity's going through some shit they probably sound i'm saying like loser not what i said like because like you're but you're saying like a celebrity a rich celebrity doesn't have a rock bottom that's similar to our rock bottom that's I agree. It's not similar. But like, I don't know. A celebrity could lose their mom.

And feel horrible about it. Right. But that's not rock. But rock. But rock. But rock. I don't think they should miss you. It's rock bottom.

But I guess rock bottom, the idea of saying rock bottom means you have nothing. And I guess to them, that's their perspective of it. Nonetheless, this nigger beat up a girl. He didn't have to. So like, that's it. I don't care what kind of rock bottom you go through. Well, the crazy thing is he beat her up. before that went to sleep.

She tried to escape, and then he fucking somehow got agroed. Like, you know, I guess her stealth was not, you know, like she wasn't completely hidden. And then the bring, and then he fucking just came running down. Like, what was that noise? Dude, it literally is,

it's that scene in years one with the berserker in the church, literally. Like, is that what that footage looks like to me. It's like, when you're just putting the empty gun just to get its attention, bro. Yeah, literally pulling the trigger on an empty gun to the berserkerker.

comes after you and not your friend that doesn't know how to fucking be quiet. It is a crazy video. It is, it's, uh, you gotta think about how many people he's done this to because this was his girl. This was a significant other. So someone who's just slightly wronged him, like it like maybe, maybe accidentally like stepped on his shoe and like that dude's probably dead. Yeah, he's got to kill him for sure.

So in all the hip-a-kid area, watch, there's. There was one time where Waleigh, some guy, I forgot who it was. He was, I think it might be an, um, I forgot who it was. Uh, he's, he's, he's, I know he's cool DJ Premiere, but he came in. The Pixar character? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. Wal-A, right?

Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. Yeah, no, no, Wollah, right? Yeah. But what happened is, um, he came in and what happened was he saw them hanging Walee. Like, he was like, you, no one's going to believe me because everybody thinks I'm lying. And no one knows about the shit yet. But a few years ago, people were starting talking about Diddy and recently blew up really big. But he was like, they were hanging Waleigh, the DC rapper off a fucking, what you call?

I heard about that. Over the fucking winter. They were hanging him by his shoes. I remember that, yeah. He said he dropped his jewelry and shit off. His wallet fell out the fucking building just because he was talking to Cassie. Did you see the video too, Derek? He was talking about that?

Yes. No, I actually did. I did. But it was crazy because all, all I said he did was he just like, he made a comment. at Cassie looked nice. That's it. Like being a friend because they're friends.

They know each other, obviously. Cassie's also from D.C., they're friends. But that's too much, man. And then Diggins, like, you're not going to talk to my girl like that,

you dumb black bitch. This is your last Disney Pixar movie ever. You're done. And then he fucking like. You dumb Mexican-coded robot. I'll kill you. He literally walked over. He rolled over.

He goes, he rolled over and he went, beep-boop. And then P. Did he was like, no way. No way. You're talking to my fucking girlfriend, Wally. Fuck you Wally. Then he fucking psycho-crushered him.

He just fucking just sputting it. Boom. Boom. You just fucking destroyed it. If you cycle-crushed somebody, you got to be shot dead. You need to be shot dead immediately. If you think that is the okay response, I need to shoot you in your fucking mouth.

Do we hold, do we hold the irresponsible for this? Because, like, I mean, come on. He was in a bad place. Yeah, he was, he was at, it was at his lowest. He said rock bottom. He was at, he was at his lowest, um, incredibly wealthy. He was at rock bottom with that thing that kept spitting. Yeah, yeah.

He literally meant he was watching rock bottom the episode. He was fun. And he said I was at it. Could you imagine being that confused? I was at rock bottom With SpongeBob and that What are those Apple Vision pros? And he just thinks he's in Rock Bottom.

He's like, I was in Rock Bottom. And we got to look closer at that footage. I think he was actually watching the prototype Apple Vision Pros and he thought he was in Rock Bottom beating up one of those you know, those

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And he was just simply trying to defend himself, a huge misunderstanding. A Seinfeldian circumstance, if you will. Yeah. So I really, I really do feel like maybe we're being a little bit hard on him. Because like in the video said, he thought he thought he was at rock bottom. He's at rock bottom. He didn't know, you know? He takes full of his hotel for beating up those secrets.

preachers. And you know what? He took full accountability even though we know now that he was, he was, uh, he thought he was in VR. And that takes, that takes a, that takes a big man, you know, to do that to, to, to take the fall for something that ostensibly, it's a big man to beat a woman. You didn't, you didn't, you didn't, you know,

so, uh, you know, props to be takes a real man to be a woman's ass, you know. It does take a special kind of man. It really does. You know, special. Sorry, sorry. It It takes a certain kind of man. Yes, but special can be interpreted in very many ways. It takes a certain kind of man and whoop a woman's ass.

I'll say that right now. It takes a man and a certain kind of man. And you got, you know, even, you know, that video. I don't think I'm that kind of man, but it takes a certain kind of man. I feel a little bad. I'm be honest. I feel a little bad watching the video. Why I feel bad is because it was so outrageous that I laughed the first time I saw it. Because it is outrageous.

Yes. Because it is so. It doesn't feel real. He kicked her. He stomped her. Like, he did a kick like it was WBE. It was so animated in a way that I'm like, this looks choreographed. Where I was like, I'm watching a match where like, oh, the heel is starting to take over, right?

And then now it's like it's to slow down the momentum of the baby face. And I was just like, I can't believe what on cheek. Like it was way more brazen than I thought I was going to be. I was like, yo. I didn't laugh at all. I was like, this is kind of sad. I feel bad for her. I mean, it's like, it's like seeing if you saw a baby get shot in the face,

you would probably laugh first because it's so outrageous. I would scream. I definitely would scream. I wouldn't laugh. I don't know about that. But it would be like, you would laugh. You would laugh.

Also, also, that's a, that's an on video thing and in person. A video that I could see myself maybe like. A video. I'm not talking about a person. In person, I'd be like,

what the fuck the fuck. If I thinkson, we're talking about a video. Yeah, yeah. I didn't. laugh. I don't know. Women getting beat doesn't really make me laugh anymore. Remember you sent me a video of and this wasn't funny to me at first. The first time I saw it, a mom and her son fell out of a ride at a carnival. Like, you said that shit was fucked. That shit fucked me up. I said it to you because I was panicking. I said it to Chris too. I said it to jail. I said it to my friend whiskey. I said it to

Lily. I said it to a bunch of my home because I was panicking. I saw and I got scared and I was like someone tell me what I'm like that episode of the video I sent Chris a video of a guy getting beat up and then he digs in his pocket it takes out a grenade and I remember I said that to Chris because I was nervous now that video is funny that video is insane there like that video is just subjective it to you too yeah I've all seen that video we talked about it on the show before at nauseam that video the guy pulling out a grenade in the middle of a in the middle of getting jumped is one of the craziest it is so funny because it's so that's like grant theft auto. Like, that's like, that's not something that

happens. People, first of all, people don't carry around grenades. Second of all, people don't detonate them in the middle of, like, random fights. Second of all, he was so calm. Sometimes you're losing really bad. He got punched. He got punched once, and then kind of calmly walked over, pulled out a grenade and exploded. It is such a crazy, it is

objectively funny, because of the circumstances that led you there. And just, this is so outrageous. How can I not laugh at this? It wasn't even like last ditch effort. That's what's so crazy, right? He still had some Piers had a bunch

of fight left in him. He had 15, he had 15 other options minimum, but he just skipped to the fucking grenade. It's like when you take one bad combo on a fighting game and you turn it off. It's like, you know, you had 45% in your health left, bro. You definitely could have done something.

That would be like in a Dragon Ball. You were losing, yes, but like that would be like that would be like in a Dragon Ball fighting game, you, the very first thing, Mascha Vegeta does is the

sacrifice. No, no. It's like so unnecessary. It's like if you take one Kamea and take Aichi, you take one and you're like fuck it, that's it. It's like, bro, you have

you have four health bars left. What are you doing? What are you doing? That's a level of anger. That is a level of anger that scares me. And you see usually, you'll see it in road rage where somebody gets cut off and then they literally try to kill

person. It's like, that's a very different level of just doing something that was, something was done to you that was slightly annoying and now you want to retaliate with murder.

Road rage is crazy. It's kind of crazy. Everybody has road rage. Like Lily has road rage. She gets, she doesn't run anybody off the street road yet. Also, I've been in a car with her,

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It's a grown man's going to come out the car. You're going to be like, oh, I'm a woman. I'm a five foot two woman. Chill. You're going to do it with the wrong. You're going to do it with a ditty type of man. A class diddy. And then I'm going to have to fight him.

That's what happens. Dude, I've seen it so many times. Growing up, I've seen it so many times where, like, girls go and start problems. and then they throw their man into asswopens and it's so fucking funny because I remember when I worked at Duncan not Dougon I was like Starbucks and Fischo there was this girl that she was dating

a guy that worked out she was dating a guy that worked like a car shop and she was like you guys met me if I get my boyfriend and one of my coworkers walked up he said if you get your boyfriend I'd beat the fuck out of your boyfriend and I'd slap you after and I'm like damn damn

you about to get this innocent man's ass beat. This innocent man, he's done nothing. He's working to probably buy you something nights. And you're going to get his ass beat. He's about to walk in say hey guys

and get punched in the face. He doesn't even know what's going on yet. Hey people at Starbucks. You guys work really hard. I hope you guys have it a good day. And he catches a fist to his mouth. Yeah, I felt Jojo did that one day.

time. It only once, though, it was when, because we got into one car accident where we were stationed, we were chilling, and a giant truck swiped the left side of my car. And she, aside of her, I've never seen, got out of the car immediately and started talking gang loads of shit. And I was like, get the fuck back in the car. Because I don't know who's in that giant truck. You don't know if it's got a fucking tool on him.

Yeah, and a lot of people that have giant trucks are, they're unhinge. They're fucking crazy people. So I'm like, shut the fuck. Because immediately I'm like, oh, I'm probably going to have to fight some guy that's going to be upset that like he he fucked up already. And now he's getting scolded and now he's going to attack. But luckily it was like a 16 year old kid that just got his license. And his like old ass dad was in the passenger seat. They were both like, sorry, sorry.

And I was like, oh good. That's what you act tough. That's what you start off. That's what you start out of the 16 year old. I beat the fuck out of him. That's what you start. I fucking sit. You pushed a dad down to the floor.

You hold the dad, like, Joja, hold the dad down while I beat his ass. You ever see that video? And then you made Joe Joe hold down to beat up a kid. And then you beat up his dad. Yeah. Don't do that again. That's crazy. You better watch out.

What's your insurance? It's like that video of fucking Bugs Bunny getting his arms twisted up by that mummy. You ever see that video? No. What? It's like real. It's like some, I don't remember if it's a mummy or what, but there's a video. It's like an official word of,

this animation. It's like from like a Looney Tunes thing where Bugs Bunny gets really violently fucked up by like some mummy or something. I don't, I don't know. I saw kind of coming back to me. He like takes his arm and snaps it. He like bends his leg in like a like three different points. It was it what? That was when they like rebooted Looney Tunes. I think I saw that actually because I'm starting to get like a thought of. Oh my God. It's great. It's great. crazy. You got the links? Shoot the link.

Yeah, yeah, hold that. I'll put it in the chat. It's called Bugs Benny Flippin' Dyes. You have to copy paste it. Oh, God. You have to copy paste it into, yeah, I don't know what Elon or, I think it might actually actually, actually, Riverside. Yeah.

Riverside's not letting you do links no more. Very cool. It's truly crazy. Like, he gets fucking molested, basically. Why do you do him like that? That is crazy. I don't know. it's incredibly violent

and he's screaming too he's scream like it's like it's what he does to his leg specifically that makes me laugh because he bends it like a square so it was like an HBO Max thing right okay yeah something like that I don't know yeah I don't remember what show

it's from I just know that I've seen that on Twitter a couple times like out of context who that is crazy that's what did he did that's what did he did the fucking Cassie I just want to see all the other shit, dude, because you know there's a lot. There's a lot of footage.

He's definitely, he's definitely walked down the hallway of like a Vegas hotel and a baby in a strolling looked at him the wrong way, and then later that night he shoved it down the fucking kitchen sink. Like, you know for sure. Like, he's so clearly, dude, he's so clearly unhinged. Like, he's a, like, he is so obviously unhinged. Like, he is so obviously unhinged.

hinged. Would you put that past that? He probably, he's probably microwave just fair share of cats like all sorts of shit. Yeah, yeah. Did you see that movie?

He probably looked at the sun and like, I'm gonna eat you one day and he means it. Yeah, like anything's possible with him. There's a movie called Get him to the Greek with, oh, get him to the Greek,

yeah, he's chasing, he's chasing, uh, Russell Brandon and Jonah. He becomes like an insane person. Yeah. He goes crazy to,

and the whole point is I guess he was acting crazy just to make sure he actually makes it to the Greek theater. but like it's funny when you think back on that you're like oh he just channeled his inner it's like it's like when chrystalia played a pedophile on the show you where he was like oh yeah just channeling his inner like the shit that's already there it's like why would you step into that role like people are crazy i would be like if i had a dark side to me i wouldn't want to like do that because it's like it's almost like oh i'm hit it in plain sight this is so cool Like, I think that's just, I don't know

What, Chris DeLea was in you? Yeah, he was in, you, I think, I don't know which season, probably the second season or something, because I was listening to this podcast called your mom's house. And they would talk about it. Like, the show's so good. And then, oh, Chris Delea's in and shit. And I guess he played like a pervert that like, I don't know if he sleeps with her or something, but some minor or something. He like does something. Yeah, everything comes full circle.

That's crazy. Yeah, it's just. That's crazy ironic. I'm doing dumb shit like that. Like if I were a fucking, you know, serial, I don't know, theft or, you know, anything, murderers, a thief or anything, I'm not going to be like, okay, in Hollywood, would you want to do the thing that deep down you know you always do? And it just, it just, no, let me play something completely. I don't want anything even remotely connected to the dark shit that I do. But, I don't know.

I guess criminals are stupid. So that's kind of the whole point, I guess. Like, they're just, they're not smart people typically. Yeah, the smart ones are scary. The smart ones, you just never find them. You never know about them, right? Because they don't do dumb shit to get caught. Like my boy Jack the Ripper, bro.

He wasn't smart. They were just so dumb back then to the fucking... He was smart. In the 17th century, they were so stupid that, like, he didn't even... He left, like, notes and shit, and, like, they couldn't figure out. And they couldn't find him. They didn't have forensic. He knew forensics had two years.

He was like, all right, this guy at least 200 years when they could really get me. Yeah, he knew. These bitches. They can't track my cum yet. They don't know. It's going to be dried out by the time they look for my cum. I'll do it at night time. I don't got screen lights.

They don't got cameras yet. I'm chilling, bro. He's a genius. He knew about all these concepts well before everybody else did. They said they don't have them a commit crime. Can I ask you guys a question? How big do you think Mount Rushmore is? Right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals,

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Exactly. Like, it really could be, like, three feet long. Like, I really, like, I really, like, I really have no reference for, like, how big Mount Rushmore is. Like, it's a model for a movie? Yeah, like, I've only ever seen the close-up for it. I've only ever seen the close-up for it. And I saw pictures recently of, like, people, like, in front of it, like, pointing at it. And I'm like, dude, it looks really fucking tiny.

Like, it looks mega-small. Like, way smaller than I thought. What do you mean by mega small? Google it. Like, just like, not even remotely as big as I thought it would be. Well, it can't be that way. Because imagine how tough it would be. If it was so big, imagine how difficult it would be to fucking deal with.

Well, that's what I mean, right? It's like that part of it, part of what impressed me as a kid was like how big I assumed it was for how much detail is in it. Hmm. And then you look at people taking pictures in front of it, and you're like, oh, that's kind of like, it's not really that big at all. what made you bring this up I don't know I don't think people so Chris Chris Chris

people can't get like I don't think you can get up by where the faces actually are I think you can go to where the park is by it because yeah they won't let people vandalize it can't get by the face you've never seen anyone take a picture near enough to get a real sense of Sio Bia because you can't get there

you're doing pretty sure right right you know if the pictures that I have seen if you could be by it yeah but the picture that I have seen are confusing. Like what I got in. One of the, one of the heads is, oh, go ahead.

So George Washington's head is 60 feet, I guess. Yeah, we're looking at the same thing. I guess. Yeah. 60 feet is like five stories, Chris. That's quite a big. It's big, but also like, I don't know what I assumed.

I don't know what I assume. That's huge. Right. I don't think it was 100. That's about that size. Like in a huge area. yet. I never thought about it. I always thought it was like this grand thing where it was like impossibly large.

Like it was like, but it's kind of like. If it was that maybe we see it from space and you don't see it from space. That would be frightening seeing like faces from space. That's why I'd assume it's not that big. Yeah, it's kind of. Because all of the ridiculously big things you can see from space. I just found the thing that's an expectation reality. Absolutely. I'm just, I'm literally just the great wall.

No, it's the great wall. You can see the what you call. You can see the Grand Canyon from space too. You can see the divide of it. Yeah, you can see America also. Well, yes, because America's fucking big, like my point. You can see my penis. No, it's not, that defeats the point, is what I'm saying. You can see anything from space.

You can see anything from space. Not exactly, not well enough to be like, oh, that's exactly that. If you had good eyes. You can see the sphinxes. If you had good eyes, not the Grand Canyon. If you had good eyes, you could see Manhattan from space. No, you can't, you

idiot you fucking you could you absolutely could oh I can see the I can see the statue of liberty you can't see that it's not bigger than most buildings I can see Joe's pizza you could see it from space

if you had good eyes oh I can see Ron Jeremy's cock from space no you can't you could you could all you have to do is zoom in and then you'll see it oh my god you fucking like you can see it from space you can see amoeba's on earth from space

if you zoom in enough like yes you are in fact right yes that is what I'm talking about that is saying on trail my conversation. Chris, did you read that article that I sent, that it just posted because that literally what you're saying is just this article. They're like, people are saying it's like much smaller in person.

They're like disappointed. I think it was way bigger than that. Because it looks bigger in, it looks a lot bigger in, in like movies and media. I've never thought about it. I've never thought about it one time. I'm,

you know what made me think about it? You know what made me think about it? It would maybe think about it was Team America World Police, where they have like an entire base in it, right? And they, like jets, like jets in helicopters and shit are coming out of it. And you're like, oh, fucking, it must be. I mean, you could argue we have a base in there. Must be huge.

And then you look at it and you're like, this is like maybe a condominium. This is one money. It's like a condo. That's not a condo, Chris. That's, Casey, that's not even like a Manhattan block. Chris. No, maybe not, but that's not a Manhattan block is a, a Manhattan block is way bigger than a condominium. First of all.

No, what I'm saying is like, if you were to tell, if you were to tell somebody that, that Mount Rushmore was smaller than a Manhattan block, I think that would be shocking to most people. Really? I think so. I think that's a jarring.

That's a jarring fact. Because it's like a wonder, it's like Mount Rushmore. You know, it's a big fucking thing. And then you go to it and you're like, oh, it's kind of, it's kind of big. It's a big thing only in America, I feel like, though.

Well, well, yeah. Because, like, you know how, like, there's the pyramids. The pyramids are, the pyramid and the spictions are gigantic, like, on a global scale, you know. I feel like you know, no one in the rest of the world, I'm just saying no one in the rest of the world, probably be like, wow, that Mont Rushmore is a big thing, you know, you never hear it. I know, I know, I know, dude, I bet, I bet I would bet a lot of money that people in other countries assume Mount Rushmore is way bigger than it. They probably don't think about it. They probably don't even know about it. Well, it probably doesn't even care about it.

When they think about it, obviously. Obviously, yes, Japanese people do not think about Rushmore probably. No. But if they were to think about it, if they were to think about it, they would probably assume it's massive. Because it's like in the same conversation as these like big fucking things. Like the pyramid's huge. I think it's this American, I think it's very American context. Oh my fucking God.

Obviously is, but I just don't even like. The Great Wall of China is so Chinese. Yes. Well, yeah, but the Great Wall of China is like a magnificent sculpture. that when people talk about big things, they bring up the Great Wall of China. No one ever brings up Mount Rush and they're talking about gigantic, mind-blowing shit.

No one ever does that. No one's ever done that, I think, maybe. Probably not. If you're going to talk about like, oh, people are like, oh, the biggest rivers ever. They're like, yeah, the Nile's huge. The freaking, the one Louisiana, Mississippi, but you don't see if people talk about like,

oh, the Hudson River. It's like you think about that when you're near it. When you talk about man-made, creations like that. You think about like the Jesus and fucking, what is it? The statue of Jesus and Rio de Janeiro. And Rio de Janeiro, right? Like, yes. How big is that then? Very, very big. That's what I'm saying. I feel like it's like, like, I feel like the Jesus in Rio de Janeiro is fucking massive. Yeah, but that's a wonder of the world, though, Chris. Exactly. That's what I'm getting at. When you talk about the wonders, you never hear

anybody bring up anything involved in Rushmore around Rushmore. I've never heard that ever, ever. I remember a lot growing up People talking about how insane it was that Mount Rushmore existed And how insane it was that it was made And then you, because people talk about that You assume it's huge and then you go to it And you see these pictures and you see these pictures Like this is like fucking I could do this

I've never heard of that man Give me a year Give me a year I could do I could make right about Rushmore in a year Easy That's kind of weird Wouldn't even take me long at all I went to London

And I saw Big Ben Decades to do it but okay Ben is huge Professional backets Okay, all right, Chris, sure. Okay, yeah, just one 3D printer. You're good. You got it. Think it like this, right?

I went to London, right, and I saw Big Ben. Big Ben is insanely big, right? And I've always assumed that like, oh, that's something that people talk about being gigantic. Big Ben is gay. And I've never heard anyone ever be like, you know, Ron Mushmore's gigantic. I'd be like, oh, I guess. It's not that anybody was like Mount Rushmore's gigantic. I just didn't assume it was that small because it is such a landmark of the United States.

Like, why would we even pay attention to it? You might as well just draw it. Well, because it's like, it's just the faces. It is impressive. Like, really, like, honestly, who kind of, when it comes to, like, we don't. American culture, who cares? We don't, we don't, that's, that's, that is the real thing right there. We don't care.

American culture is technically boring because it's so young. Nothing cool has really happened yet. I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say that. Okay. Okay. It's not a lot of it. Off the top of your head, what's the coolest should that happen in American, um, history?

Probably the Tea Party Probably 9-11 The Tea Party was fucking gay It was gay, but it was We still, we still stood on business though But I'm just stood on business though Like we compare that to pick a pick up pick a country in Europe No, I get it, I get it, Derek

Yes It's fucking boring comparatively I'm just being a jackass Yeah, because I'm like the tea party I'm like okay Maybe the maybe the civil war has to be the coolest thing actually It's the most, it's the craziest thing for sure or no the what you call it

the uh no it's just yeah no well America's not that old man 18 12 it ain't that old Alamos kind of sort of cool but even less I say the Civil War The Civil War is the craziest thing to happen

Because like even when we even It's definitely the wildest thing We weren't we they didn't touch They touched Hawaii But that was just a harbor And then that's it It wasn't like say you know fucking all the major countries in Europe

Like crazy shit has happened for thousands of years. That's the only time they could have done it. So isn't that crazy? That was the last time they could have done some fuck shit like that. Yeah, they really wasted that opportunity. They had the perfect chance.

They could have pulled up on us and did some wild shit. You could have been speaking Dutch or some shit, but they were pussy. And now if you knew that, you guys would go missing. You guys are pussy, pussy, pussy cut, blood caught pussy.

You know, 60 feet, 60 feet tall is so crazy. I've bought in like Ethernet cables that are that length. Like that's, that's, that's so crazy. That's true. I mean, I'm about 120 feet. It's pretty big.

It's pretty big, but it's also. I'm 120 feet. You have those? Yeah, absolutely. They do. How big is a, how big is a story of a building? I have no idea. Well, one story is not that, that tall.

The one story I would imagine is probably like, what, like 15 feet maybe? Probably 15 to 12, but I can be wrong. You think 1112? I think it's probably like 10 to 11. Yeah, whatever. Not 10 to 11. 10 to 15 is what I was saying. I think story is contextual, though.

Like, I don't think there is such thing as a story. A measurement of story. I think a story is just one floor of building. It's just a floor. However big that floor is. Yeah, however big that floor is, is whatever that story would be. But... Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals,

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That's about right. Yeah, there you go. There you go. Yeah. But yeah, look, you're right. That's nearing like five stories That's pretty big Cares about that shit

But that's like that's like my The building I used to live in In Yonkers that had six floors And it's like Yeah it's big But like I wouldn't go to North Dakota to see it What's it?

You're not American though You're not a red bullet American I feel like we're talking All right Red Bull and American because it's like Who the fuck really do you know wants to go see that shit? I don't know

A single American's No even Americans, I'm talking about our peers. Has anybody like, oh man, do we got to go to fucking fuck bumfucking, my only friend. My only friend is everybody. And go see some rocks with president. I'm like, I can see their faces on money and dumb shit everywhere. Like, who cares?

It's like, it's not, it's not even pretty rocks. Like, say you go to like Sedona or something and go to like the devil's ridge or whatever the fucking Alex. Amazing. Like, I'd way rather do that. I would do that again soon than go fucking over there and see that. You'd rather spend time with the devil. American landmarks. You've got to spend time with the devil

than hang out with our founding fathers. I hear you. That's actually real shit. Well, most of them think that should be property. So, no, I'd rather not hang out with them. No, most of them, no. That's a good point.

That's a good point. You're not. No, you should. You should. Only one of them would argue against it. And they kill them again. Come here, boy. Come here.

Oh, my God. Anyway. I've never really thought about the, like. We're doing it again. Because I wonder how, is the, what is the biggest structure and man-made structure, right? Isn't it someplace in Dubai? Probably now.

It's literally, no, no, no, no. It's, uh, I think it's like a Sears. Uh, so in, uh, in, that's crazy. That's crazy. Can you, how disappointed? This is why I want to be, how does it want to be in person. This is why I want to be in person, because I just wanted, I just wanted to just want to just leave the fucking premise in a, in a very, like, nice way.

Like, in a real time way. Just like, that was, that was so dumb. that I want to be in this room anymore. No, honestly, I think it's like some spire in Dubai. Which Sears? There's one in Philadelphia that's 90 stories tall. Yeah, it's in Dubai. 90 stories tall.

Yeah, the Sears is in Dubai. It is the garage. Calafi. That is the big. Caliphi. The Birch Khalifa. Is that what you're trying to say? God damn it.

Yeah. I know people they'll see the sunset twice or some shit. They'll let go to the top, watch it set, then they'll go down the elevator and watch it set again or some shit like that or some bullshit. That's but nutters. Something like that. It's like 21,000 feet.

That's crazy. Yeah, that's almost as big as the series. Yeah. A little bit more than 160 stories. Anyway. I thought it's called stories, dude. What is the? Yeah, I don't know.

What is the furthest layer of the, when we talk about the atmosphere, like the layers? Which one's the? Oh, I don't know. The stratosphere. The stratosphere. The terrasphere. I guess I have to look it up because I don't remember it. I don't remember.

Yeah, I don't remember the layers of the atmosphere. There's the troposphere, the stratosphere, the mesosphere, the thermosphere, then the exosphere. Exo? Exosphere is descending out where they're on where gravity still exists pretty much on Earth. Yeah, exosphere is the farthest place out. Okay. So, can we build a Sears in the exosphere? Yes.

If that got past, I'd become an assassin. If we're wasting money on stuff like that, I got to make a difference. They just have washing machines and refrigerators at the very top. Yeah. I would get physical at that moment. I'm like, I have to do something because we're wasting our money. Actually, I have to do something now. Something needs to happen now.

They got to do something bold if they're going to claw their way back into relevance, and that I think just might be building a store in the exosphere, you know? Yeah. No one's going to go to. I'm sorry. We can't, we can't, we can't, we can't, we can't fund Palestinians, we can't fund Ukrainians. Education. We can't give you education, healthcare. We must, the seers that reaches to the furthest limitations of the earth.

When New York floods and 25. years when New York is underwater, we're going to turn it into New Venice. That's it. That's how you handle that. That's exactly how you handle that. It was new Venice, dude. Yeah, it essentially would be.

Man, that's such a fascinating. Imagine what New York's going to look like in that time. Because it's never going to be underwater, underwater, because that happens too slowly for that to really be the case. But like, man, that is fascinating. You'd have to have like a tsunami or something. Dude, the climate change is going to be crazy. when we like you remember

New York Subways and we're 35 We're like 50 Remember how New York had Subways They're gonna be able to say that And it'll be like yeah That was crazy It's gonna be like Submarines Took them over

Until there's sharks in New York That's crazy They're gonna have to like turn it in the submarines dude That's gonna be crazy It's probably gonna be water lines Like water lines You'll have daily Shit

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Damn, you're underwater. I'm like, yeah, I'm from there. That building submerged, yeah. Yeah, it wasn't when I was alive. I lived at the top. I would have been fine. I've only been in New York twice. I don't know nothing about New York,

but I want to be your mayor. What's up? No, you don't. I think, I think a lot about... That city's a mayor in New York City. I want to be... Cities, fuck, dude. I think a lot about that submarine, honestly, and how, like, universal the celebration of that whole thing was.

Like, everybody, everybody was laughing at those people. Yeah. Who just fucking... It was funny if I realized the kid didn't want to go. It was really funny to that. It's still funny to that. I'm sorry. I think it's so unfortunate he died.

It's like, that's a, that's a dark part of it, but it's still overall funny. Yeah. Bro, me and my friend were sending each other memes left and right about it. Yeah. When I saw the visualization of how it happened, bro, I was like, that's insane. Dude, when I- Real quick and then the nerd didn't feel anything. When I saw my mom and dad and sister making jokes about it, that was when, like, I was like, yo, we don't really, like, if I was a rich person, I'd be fucking sick.

I would be so scared. Because, like, I really do feel like it's just this. We're at this point where it's like, yeah, like, if they die, awesome. Eat the rich. That's great. I literally want to eat the rich. And I feel it. Yeah, I would love to eat them.

Like, if you plopped Elon Musk on a skewer in front of me, like spit roast it on top of like an open flame, I'd eat him. At least a little bit. I would let somebody eat them first because I feel like he's contaminated with something. God damn. That's crazy. Do you eat the rich? Fuck the rich. He's gonna have this crazy.

But I fuck him though. Oh man. I mean, all right. What do we? They got good clean parts. Yeah, I'd fuck them too.

Fuck him no. No way. What is this? It's so funny. So Dexterito or however, I still don't know how to pronounce the name of this website. Desserto? Dextero.

Dextero? I don't either. It's not Dextero. It's not Dextero. It's not Dextero because you can read the, if you just love. look at it. There's no T after the X. But they just, I just saw this thing five hours ago. 50 cent reportedly

sold his documentary, Did he do it? About Diddy to Netflix? So, so Netflix is shopping. You know, they're, they're looking around. I didn't even know that that exists. Insane. That's great. Somebody just put out one. Like somebody,

Oh, wait, you know what? It was just a, I think it was just, I think it was just on YouTube or something. Or you know what? I can't remember. My brain's been too fried in the past week But I remember seeing somebody working for Diddy Oh no, never mind Yeah, never mind Disregard that it was actually I would think it was Kevin Spacey

Never mind Never mind I saw a Kevin Spacey thing Worked some guy like Kevin he grabbed Uh, Kevin Spacey grabbed his like dick on the set or something Again Yeah this is well, you know This was a while ago when he was still working And doing that one show where he was uh

Underwood Like, I declare you have a nice penis, yeah. You have, I say, you have a nice penis, I declare. And then he just grabbed his dick, like after they cut. And then I'm like, damn, dude, that's pretty bold of you. And they're like, ah, zip yo undergarments. And I will feast upon thy penis. Something like that.

I don't remember the show. That is what he said. That is a famous, yeah, I don't remember either. Yeah. I watched the first episode of that show so many times. that's it. I could not get into it. I watched.

I watched all of them. I just kind of, it's been, it's been years, I guess, so I remember him like, House of cards. House of cards.

Same one. House of cards? House of cards. And he just, like, does this, like, meta-fucking, um, soliloquies and shit.

Like, like, little fucking, oh, I guess commentary. I shouldn't say soliloquy, but, and then he'll just be like,

ah, say, this thing is happening. And, like, everybody's in the room, and I'm like, wait, you can't see him?

It's literally just foghorn. It's foghorn, leghorn, if he was a rapist. Basically, and in politics. He was a rapist murder. And everything else. I say, I say, don't say no, girl. I was confused and gay. That's why I was sick of harassment.

There is no no in my lexicon. So you automatically said, yes. The very meaning of the word. It jumps on like a Wolverine. He's like, it's like Teen Wolf. He actually, he has another form. where he morphs, and then he... It's exactly.

We should, we should, we should retell the house of cards on the show. Yeah, dude. Where it's, uh, the house of cards that we would have had if, uh, I, I, as somebody who's only seen one episode, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like that'd be pretty fun. I have no idea where that show goes, who's important, what characters. I just know Frank Underwood is there and he, I've heard that he has a PS Vita. that's all I know about that show

is that he's a PlayStation fan and he's a corrupt politician or something that's it yeah he plays a lot of Xbox too so we got and then you know

who also plays a lot of Xbox that means you're gay iced tea so he will be in the show so you know that's right that's one part of it yeah we gotta get ice tea

in there they'll have a grand old time I'm sure yeah all right so we move on to whatever should we move on

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Our first question comes from Lily Drinking Piss is so disrespectful to her character, Rodin. That's the name. He says, hey, Chris DeLia and friends, watching Planet of the Apes got me thinking. At what point does an answer animals, stop being an animal. Like, what if one day your dog starts talking but remains at the same level of intelligence?

Are you still going to treat him the same? Are you going to treat him differently since you know you can talk to him now? I think, I mean... So, um, animals are animals always. Everything that's on a live on the planet that's like doesn't have a cell wall around their nucleus is an animal. So that's that. You're wrong. Think a little harder.

Well, well, yeah, people are... People are... But let's say... But for the sake of argument, but for the sake of argument, we understand what he's talking about because he's talking about colloquially. Like what is an animal? Yeah.

And it's like, I think... What is a woman? I think chimps are on that line. Like, they're on that line where they're like, they're clearly animals, but like, there's an upsetting amount of similarities between it. I feel like if it...

At what point does an animal stop being an animal? I think when it can like... Well, stop being a beast. It's not an animal. It's not being a beast. They're no longer beasts when they're, when they're able to understand, like,

cognitively understand. and the world around them. That's at that moment. You cannot violate having them in cages. Well, they just have consciousness. You can't realize doing tests on. Like it's pretty. Yeah, when they get conscious, it's like, okay, you're, you're a person.

You may not be a human, but you're a person. You're aware of who you are. Yeah. And what things are when you examine them. You're not like my friend's dog who, you know, that, that lion statue came to life in the Ghostbusters and the dog starts fucking barking at the screen thinking that there's a lion in the house. You know what I mean?

Like that's funny as fun. Like the most of the movie. Like the most of the dog, like, you know what's going on. I'm like, blot, bet. You got to pay rent now, but you get everything I get now. That's awesome. I would say when an animal can cognitively ask me to stop hurting it,

that's when it's like no longer. Like, if I'm beating up a cow and it turns to me and it says stop, hurts. You can already kind of do that though. That's not wild. It can't really do that. They can literally screech signifying you're hurting them. They can't tell you stop because, you know,

you know, that's human. Kingston, how do I know that's hurt? How do I know that's just not how it's, so what you can do is you can do this test right where you set an animal, you burn an animal, right? And it'll make the same sound it's making,

the same way it's making it when you're punching and stomps. on it, right? And that's like it signify you're hurting it. Yeah, but it can't ask you. No, yeah, well, it can tell you that it may never be able to do that. It can tell you that it's hurt. It can't ask you to stop.

And that's what I'm talking about. Like it needs to be able to turn and say, well, well, I'm saying, never say never, man. You never know. Some, one of these days, a fucking leopard might turn around and be like, stop it, sir. But I, I would have the vocal cords to do it. Well, they would be like, harm about. I don't know what they would do. I don't know what they would do exactly.

But that's what it would have to do. Like, that's why I don't care of, that's why I don't really value fish as animals, really. Because, like, if I could cut your entire body out and you would, you would, you would look so indifferent. Like, you wouldn't even frown any more than you normally are. Yeah, that's like, sucks for, you don't fucking care about it. Bop, bop, bop, that's all they can do. Yeah, I can't. That's how my folks can throw crabs inside of boiling things of water.

It's crazy, dog. It is insane. It's insane. I don't even eat crap. I don't eat seafood, but I think that shit is brutal as fuck. Just throwing them in boiling water. It's extremely brutal.

It's extremely fuck. Crabs are, you know, I like crabs though. Crabbs are cute. Dude, seeing Asian people have fucking whole ass little mazes for them to kill themselves at the end is like,

well, it's definitely, it is a cultural thing of, it's what, you know how we have like, oh, there are signs this person's kind of a sociopath or a psychopath or whatever. there are things that behavior they've considered normal.

Like even eating things alive. Like that is a complete disregard for like any type of well-being of something. And just watching it torture. Yeah. It's like being tortured. It's it's nothing to them. It's kind of nuts. It's kind of nuts.

It's over here we would think that psychotic. And then I couldn't do that to any animal that I felt like. Because I remember I saw a video. The video that changed my mind about crabs I saw a video of a crab that had like sand on its eyes and then it like put its eyes away and then like wiped them off

and then put them back up and I was like that's adorable. I like crabs. I like crabs now. I would never, I still wouldn't eat them because that's gross because they're fucking bugs. But.

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Yeah. The kinks that I am right now, Let's say like situations happen. I have to move back to Tatoa or St. Thomas and live there with my grandma's family. I would probably become a vegetarian because of how much it would hurt me having to kill animals the way they do. But if I grew up there, I would just be life, you know. Obviously, yeah. Yeah.

But right now, I couldn't do that. I couldn't. They'd go out there, kill that, you know, that cow that got born and you played with and you would run around and you'd run around and you'd, feed and you'd pet every morning, go out there and put a bolt in its head. And then chop its head off, skin it, bring it back. We're fin to eat good. I'd be like, I can't do that. That I couldn't do that.

I couldn't get dirty with it. Yeah, yeah, we're way too domesticated, man, for anything like that. I could do it, but I wouldn't eat. I wouldn't eat the animals, though. I would eat the chickens. Uh, whatever. I never beat the animal. I couldn't do it.

I could easily play with the chicken. I could play with a chicken one day and eat it the next. easily. Yeah. Yeah, chickens? That's like, that's like barely No one's home. No one's home with a chicken.

My grandma will go out there. She'll go out there with an axe. My little old grandma will go out there with little axe. She'll go, she'll coach the pig to come to her and then she'll finish it off herself. And she'll be like,

all right, Kingston. Yeah. We're having freaking Poneal. And I'm like, Grandma, you were playing with it. She'll be like, yeah. I made it happy before I died. Because that's how they think.

That's how they think. Yeah. Oh, I treat. did it really nice for a diet. It was friend. I was friends with it. Yeah, there's also, it's head off. There's also a lot of, uh, yeah, dude. I mean, that's right. If any, if any way to do it, that is the right way to do it, I guess. But like, Lord, it seems so barbaric. Like if it was, if, if, if you had to do it in, you know, it's just, we're, we're just in a day and age where you don't have to do that anymore.

Like there are, there are, there are, obviously there are places that they don't have the type of luxuries that we have. So they still need to hunt and kill their food, right? They still need to do it. Right. But in like, say, first world countries, there's no excuse other than capitalism. And just people selfishly thinking that, you know,

it tastes too good. I could care. I just don't, I couldn't care less about the environment. Because it really comes to me. It more comes down to the destruction of our species and the climate that to support our species that we just keep letting it happen. And then we keep having kids and not solving any problems.

And then we just leave the problem. with them where I'm at the point where I'm like I'm old enough that I'm like you know what dude personally myself I'm gonna probably stop contributing to the problem and I'm not I could never be militant and tell anybody anything else because I'm just I just don't care at this point about what other people are doing if everything's gonna go down in flames fair enough but just me on my own conscience I'm like you know what I probably should be vegetarian with a start I should probably like do things to not like further contribute to like the destruction of everything because then it's like

otherwise it's like you can't talk shit and then keep contributing to this shit but now let me ask you guys let me pose a question to you guys what what start with Kingston Kingston what's your favorite food like your favorite food like the food that like

you think about like curry chicken curry chicken and white rice bro with like mixed vegetables all right all right Derek what's your favorite food oh bean and cheese burrito okay if let's say for instance

simple, but I respect it. Kingsens is a little redundant because it is an animal. But like, let's say for whatever reason, there was an animal that was, for all intents and purposes, curry chicken and white rice. And they were, they were running around, right? Would you be able, like, could you kill them for it? Like, could you kill the animal that is your favorite food because it is your favorite food? Me Kingston right now, no. Because I'm, I easily.

I'm soft. If, if they were like, dude, if there were a little people. pizzas running, if I had to kill like a pizza, if there was like a pizza running around, like in like a farm somewhere, like a bunch of little pizzas right around, you had to kill them to eat them. And that's like the only way.

God, dude. And that's like the only way to get them? It's the only way to get them. Because in that, so what do you feel, how do you feel about that, Kingston? About your chicken curry. If the only way to have chicken curry.

Yeah. Kingston right now, I don't think so. So you'd give up like you, you're not eating a cream. What if it's like the Q and? Because what if it's like the cutest thing ever? Like what if it's like a little puppy, you know? And it comes up to you, it knuckles up to you.

It licks your side. It's not going to be as cute as a puppy. It's a fucking pizza. And then it does. And then it does, what if, what if to get it? What if to get it? You have to kill animal. It looks like a puppy.

And it does that thing. You know the bond? You know that bond thing dogs do? Or they look at you and you're like, no, it's happening. It's happening. It's happening. We're bonding. And then your eyes lock.

And you're like, oh, I love you. You would still fucking spin around like Asteroff and fucking, fucking soul caliber just chop its head off or something I would grab it and I would just crush it God damn I think it's like

The thing about it is like Good food The thing about it is that good food brings me so much meaning And like it is like One of the things that I really Really love about being alive So to like

Oh for sure Yeah To not To just be like Ah never mind It's just like I'm Might as well just die, really.

Like, like, what the fuck? We're going to eat cabbage and hot water for the rest of my life? Like a fucking psycho? No. The thing is, that's not the only food that's available cabbage and hot water. The thing is that what you just said? Which it's turning into, that first and foremost, I really don't have to eat animals to have delicious meals.

That's the people that are solely and surely the older I get. But your favorite food is an animal. My favorite food is an animal. Yes, that's true. Yeah. But I can have delicious food that just isn't an animal. Like what? I think lamb is delicious.

I'd argue it's probably the best tasting meat. Maybe right after chicken, the chicken you can prepare it. The way you prepare it is so good. But lamb is phenomenal. And I just don't eat lamb because I had a lamb before. So I was like, I don't want to eat it because I've had this animal and it was very sweet and it got killed. And it bothered me.

So I just don't eat that. Well, we got to talk about one thing. lab grown meat where are you guys at with that if it's healthy if it doesn't obstruct my life and it tastes as good there's literally no reason

to not eat it so definitely wait let me hear what you say Chris if they can convince me that it like if it is so good that it convinces me 100% that it is real meat and it isn't like then

I'm totally on board my issue with vegan meat and like that kind of thing is that like, I have never had, people, people have done this. Well, what is it then? What do you mean? Isn't it the whole point of this?

It's lab grown meat. It's literally lab grown. Labgrown meat is meat. It's just lab grown. So it's basically in the way that you can get natural diamonds and lab grown diamonds. I guess, right, okay. Well, what I mean, I guess, by that word is it's meat that comes at no harm or no cost to a living being.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what it is, right? Yeah, that's what I mean, I guess. Yeah, if I'm convinced. inspired it, then cool. That's great, actually. Like, I wouldn't mind that at all. The issue right now is, like, I've had, and I've dated vegans before, and I've, like, had friends who are vegan, like,

every time this will happen, they will get me food, right? And they will pretend, like, they've gotten me, like, real chicken or, like, real beef. And then I'll be eating it, and I'll, like, I won't say anything because they bought me the food. And I'm not going to complain about, like, you know, free food or whatever. This tastes like ass.

Yeah, I'll be like, this doesn't, this either doesn't taste very good or this taste. like very, very wrong. And then they'll go, so how do you like the food? And I'll be like, out of politeness, I'll be like, oh, yeah, that's good. And then they'll be like, well, guess what?

That's not real meat. And in my brain, I'm going like, I know. It's fake, right? Yeah, I, like, in my brain, I'm like, I know, dude. Oh, I know. I know this isn't real fucking chicken. Are you daft? You know how much chicken I've eaten?

The chicken is paste. I didn't know it was paste. Wow. Yeah, like there's always that conversation that I was just like, but if, but if that happened to me, if that happened, right, and I genuinely couldn't tell, I'd be stoked. That's great. That's sick. I don't mind that at all. I think it's almost ludicrous or barbaric for someone to choose to want it, not want it if that was the case. Well, if you didn't want, if you didn't want that substitute, it can be made healthier. It can be enriched in ways that other food probably can in certain ways. Well, see, that's the thing. It will be. superior 100% it will within time it'll also be uh disease free which is one of the best things about like because how disgusting most um farms are and that because you know it's a business it's

not about keeping everything up to top and tipy top shape right the sad part is that it may affect the existence of animals to a degree to a hard use degree which is sucky but on but it's really unfortunate it's like got like if what the hell you're talking about if we stop eating chickens as much And we started to get lab grown chickens that were fucking plumber, more healthy, fucking less cholesterol, bread into them, higher, higher fucking gives you more tests or whatever the fuck it does, right? Chickens are going to go extinct relatively quickly because no one's going to give a fuck about chickens.

No one's going to go fuck about cows in whether it's going to be. Well, maybe the boilers. But no one loves chickens. I love chickens. If they're going extinct because, like, say how there's a lot of animals that have gone, most animals on Earth have gone extinct already, right? If it is, if they go extinct, if they didn't actually serve a, and here's, this is me being ignorant. I don't know about the purpose that they would serve, like, free range wild chickens or whatever the fuck. I don't even know if that's a thing.

But my point being, they are in abundance to be consumed. So at that point, I don't care, like, them not exist. Like, I just don't need animals to be raised specifically to be. slaughtered. Like, that's the thing that I would love to avoid. And, you know, it's going to be, because already, they're already, the propaganda is already coming out. The, uh, the meat industry is already pushing back against the labs that are already just doing it. They're already doing it. And they're already, oh, I don't want that mutant shit. And like, I was just talking to a couple of my friends from back home. And they were, their reaction was that natural reaction to be like, I don't want that

mutant shit and all this stuff. And I'm like, guys, the stuff that we've already put in our fucking bodies from growing up as the evening. Nika, we were drinking King Cobra's hurricane, like malt liquor. God knows what the fuck is in that bullshit. That like I had... People don't know what... People don't know what things mean.

People don't know what things mean. It's like radiation. Nuclear power. It's like, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, bro. You have no clue. You know radiation comes from fire. You know fire is radiation. And they're like, what are you?

It's always light. They're like, what are you talking? You don't know what you're talking about. It's like, no, dude. Like open a book. and half decently read up on like anything, the world will become much, much more simple, but also terrifying,

but way more simple at the same time. Yeah, it's all good. Like, I don't, I know if you, because, you know, I'm not some fucking advocate, like, militant motherfucker. I don't care whatever people do their thing. I just think it's going to happen slowly,

but surely, like in the same way, almond milk, uh, people thought almond milk, almond milk wasn't going to be here to stay, but it's, it is just,

it is now an option everywhere. It is an option that is everywhere And eventually I think it'll probably More of a mainstay You know Especially when people Discover vanilla almond milk

A lot of motherfuckers just don't understand They'll get regular almond milk I don't like this I can put the vanilla in it It'll change your fucking life I didn't I fought soy milk for a long time right I fought soy for a long time right

I fought soy for a long time Right Soie pussy? No no just that's because that was like before the almond I saw it came pop and it was soy boy It was soy It was, you know. My grandmother was like, we'll drink soy.

Because my grandma's lactose intolerant, right? And since she's educated, she was like, I'm not going to drink this year before everybody else started not drinking it, right? Yeah, whatever, soy boy. You whatever. Yeah, yeah. So what happened is my grandmother made, so much good.

My grandmother made pancakes with vanilla soy milk once. She made it one time, and my tune completely changed about soy milk. It made. I've never, well, I've had better pancakes now because I've left America and dumb shit like that. But at that age, they were such good fucking pancakes. I was like, these are insane. There's honestly use sway milk this one time.

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like it was before, like in the future, I'll drink on. I think it tastes good. It's good, bro. Like, I'll get like a special K with the chocolate shavings in it. It's so rich, too. Vanilla almond milk It's the best bowl of cereal you ever fucking have, man

It's the best bowl of cereal you ever fucking have Except for the fucking dark chocolate Sinks, that's the only problem It's the only fucking problem Yeah All right Let's see what else everybody's got Emilio

Emilio Rodin Amelio Rodin He says hey fellas Would you rather be turned topsy-turvy In a shitty portopati for a year Or have the entire world's population line up and smack you as hard as possible one time. Thanks for the last.

Well, the second one's going to kill you. Yeah. Eventually, the other one's going to kill you. But it's like how fast do you want to be killed, though? I think that's kind of what that is. Yeah, I guess so. I guess that is. Because eventually the trauma, you're going to get cut up,

and then all the shit's going to get your cuts. I don't think so. No. The ventilation. Yeah, I take the slaps and fuck it. Just to like, I'll take the slaps and then die. Yeah. You'll die probably in the first, like, what?

Like, probably within the first 50 slaps, you're dead, so you're not going to make it through like... As hard as they can. Wasn't it simultaneously? All once. Boo. If a light comes out for you, you die. Did I...

No, no, it says one at a time. One at a time. That's what it says? As hard as they can. Yeah, I mean, I'm reading it. It says smack you as hard as possible one at a time. Oh, I swear I thought I heard simultaneously. Okay.

And rabbits, can I pace them out? Hmm. No. I wonder if that doesn't exactly mean in like an immediate succession. No, because what does that mean? Does that mean you could just leave the porta potty and go to bed and then just return to it like the next day and shifts? Like what do you mean?

Well, no, you're trapped in it for a year, right? Yeah, but that's a year straight. But that's, but you could say that for a year's. No, but Kesey, you could say that for like a year's time. Like you could spend like 365 days trapped in the, in the porta potty as long as you parsing it out. We can't be doing that. It's either in the moment or not. If you do a year straight, that's different.

That's cool. This is not a big. It doesn't say a year straight is what I'm saying. saying. It just says it for a year. What did it say? Oh my God. You didn't iron grid it enough. You didn't ironcladness enough, buddy. I read it as it was. You got ironclad it. You got to ironclad it. You got to know, not to you, the person. Not you the person. Got ironclad this shit. You got to spend a year in a porta potty. You said for a year. I do an hour. I'll do an hour. I'll do hour me for two hours jump out. Hour, maybe two hours jump out. Then I might die before I finish or I might finish. You know, whatever. You know, you got an iron cladness. Yeah, that's a good lawying skills right there

People don't know how words work That's the thing If you have to do If you're ironclad your shit If it is you are in the situation Then I would Like I would take the slaps And you can't get out of it

But if it's like you can portion it out I would take the I would take the port of potty Because that's just shifts I'm not gonna die I don't want to have to be assaulted Yeah that's that seems like The way that we would go about it I would just glove and vent

I would glove it I'll glove my face I'll clove my face I would have a little vent out the things I can breathe. Could you read the second part again? Just one more time. I want to fully understand it.

He says, hey fellas. I'd rather return topsy. Well, too late. You would rather return topsy-turvy and a shitty port-a-potty for a year or have the entire world's population line up and smack you as hard as possible one time. Yeah, see, like even the way that he says that, the entire thing one time. So it doesn't say it could be taken. in a very

of... See, the way that he worded it, I would be like, okay, the entire world population, try to slap me one time.

There's probably only going to be like 10, 15 people that are going to be able to slap me because they're all going to like have to do it one time.

And I'm going to say at the same time because it doesn't specify. It doesn't say one after another. It doesn't say it isn't so. I'm lowering my skills.

Okay, everybody, well, entire world population slap me on three, two, one, and I'll get slapped really hard by a lot of people and most people

might die. still. You can definitely probably be knocked out for sure like I think with a guaranteed like trauma

and concussion and people are still hitting you while you're out yeah so they just get more in they're like oh wait I'll just make up for the other people

that can't slap me or I missed I missed my bad somebody slap it I want I'm not going to look that I'm not going to look that I'm not going to look at I'm not going to look at

I'm not going to look up some people getting slapped but it's going to be funny for a moment that it's going to get really sad it's not I hate seeing people get hit when they're out dude i hate it it's like damn they're already done they're done punched a guy combed him up and he was days he was doing the wobble and i was like no and he

roundhouse kicked him and i was like what the fuck this isn't a video game this isn't street fighter you don't do that to somebody that is a living breathing person you see that guy get sucker kicked because you know you've seen a sucker punch before but a dude walks up to a guy and sucker kicks him and knocks him out. It's crazy. Because I've never seen that before in my life. He walks him to some guy and he kicks him with the face. And I was like, yo, that's way worse to getting punched. God damn. I was just wanting to sucker kid. Oh man. All right. Let's see. Better to come in the sink than to sink in the cum road. And he says, greetings boys. A while back, my aunt fell down the conspiracy rabbit hole and now

believes the war in Ukraine is not actually happening. And Bill Gates is putting microchips and vaccines. This made me wonder, were people always this crazy? Has misinformation online really turned normal people to unhinged lunatics, or did these people always exist in society and the unit has just made them louder and more self-assuring in their delusions? Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram, 1500 Big Horn crew cab, four by four for three sixty nine a month for 39 months with 4,09 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call one, 877 RAM, 572 for details requires dealer contribution and lease through Stalantis financial. Current vehicle must be

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but they've always had the potential to be crazy. And the thing that has made them to have the potential to be crazy is particularly in this country, speak of the United States. Most people in this country are religious, which gives them the opportunity to be as insane as you want. Because if you already believe, you know, say a Judeo-Christian, like, tale or something,

it's already unhinged, right? But we just accept it, right? We just accept it. But when you actually just think about it outside of, like, this is my belief or, like, this is the craziest shit I've ever fucking read. So since you already believe crazy shit, it's not that hard to jump down and think, oh, somebody I trust is telling me. that Bill Gates is putting microchips in this thing.

And you don't have to vet anything because you didn't vet the story that you some zombie. You worship a zombie. Like, nigger. Like, what do you want me to say? Yeah. That's so difficult. But that's the problem. You say it's disrespectful, but it's not.

It's real. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's a zombie. Yeah, it is objectively insane. And, you know, I do, I don't know, man.

I think what happens is, I don't know. I think, I don't know, so I'll put it this way. I think what happened is the internet and a lot of like modern communication gave these people a link to each other that they didn't otherwise have. I can't remember who said this, but I've heard this before where like it was okay to have the village idiot, right? Or like the village crazy person because everybody in the village would be like, oh, that's the village idiot. But now the village idiots are in like a forum together and now every village idiot has formed their own kind of like idiot village. Village idiots. Yeah. And now like they are like kind of sharing and and socializing and, you know, growing and spreading in a way that they probably couldn't before because before they would have just been laughed at or would just they just wouldn't be taken seriously.

I think that's really what you're seeing. And I do think what you what you're seeing in your family is that, yeah, the potential has always been there. But they weren't touched by that potential because they were they were sheltered from it in some way. because those village idiots could only exist in so much density. But yeah, I agree. I think like I actually see this a lot where like oftentimes, and this is so funny how often this is true, even when you talk about like some of like the most annoying like left-leaning people,

it just so happens. And this might be just a complete luck of the draw on how many of these people I've decided to look into. But a lot of them, a shocking amount of them grew up religious. and eventually changed. Like shifted into it completely like, okay, I'm the opposite now, but are equivalently crazy. And I'm not saying that's most people, by the way. I'm just saying, like, certain people who I've chosen to look into it.

It's very fascinating. But, like, I do think religion opens you up to that because if you're being asked from an early age to ignore what your eyes are telling you or to ignore what, like, the rules of the world are telling you, it's like, oh, something dies and then it's gone forever. there. Right.

But like, oh, but your dog's dead and it's like, and it's never coming back, sweetie. But Jesus came back and it's like, and then you're forced to be like, what? But like, wait, why? And then there's no answer to that question. And then you're just meant to accept it. And then so if you can accept that, if you can accept that, you're going to accept all sorts of crazy. And I know that like, I understand that might seem like condescending. I'm sure there's probably a lot of religious people listening to this who probably frustrated.

But like, I mean, you have to own the fact that that's real. Like that is just a, that is just true. Like it must be You have to take things You have to take things on A very faith-based thing In religion which is fucking It's ludicrous at times

I think that It's ludicrous at all times I'm be honest I mean like that I just like No no no Having having faith at times Feels ludicrous

Most of time And at times it is straight up Ludicrous to have faith In situations that are just Obviously they are what they are But what happens is that Religion it's such a weird thing to talk about

because a lot of people learn good things from religion, right? All people learn good things. Some people become better people from religion. Some people, not all, not most. Never say that, but some. Some gain good things from religion, right? Right. But what happened is the problem is that religion asks you to give up a lot of the agency

you would have naturally, which is an inherently problematic and stupid, in hopes that this this creature of divinity is going to rectify your problems you know like when like when bad things happen and my fucker like say pray about it it's like dog

what is pray about it going to do other than I mean there's benefit to it it's you as you unloading these things that are frustrating you but praying about it won't fix the problem itself it'll just help me affirm that the problem exists

the thing to me is like you can't you thing to me about faith is like, look, there are things that I have faith in that are not, like, religious or anything. It's just like, things that I am choosing, things that I choose to believe, despite, like, they're very, they're deep on likelihood. But no one, there could, there's nobody that I would get defensive about that over. You know what I mean? Like, no, I mean, like, oh, that doesn't make sense. And I would be like, no, you don't make sense. Like, you have to acknowledge that that's just like, okay, faith is a psychological tool

that you can use yourself to get through things. But it's not, like, objectively real. Like, it's not like a true thing. And if you can accept that and like own that, that's great. That's perfectly fine. You're not the, you're not the people that we're talking about. Yeah. I think faith is,

is kind of exclusively religious. And I think what we, you know, people that are secular is trust. Hope but yes. The word is trust. I guess so. I guess so. I wouldn't say that.

Well, it, I don't care what you say. That is faith is tied to. It's like, it's a divinity thing. There are certain words that are tied to. of course you can have faith mean

it is something that brunch brushes out into something it's like people saying God bless it doesn't just mean literally God bless anymore like in a social sense it is changed the lexicon has changed

but in a literal sense yes you're right no but see but that is the whole fucking point of what I'm talking about is a faith if I need to differentiate because faith is something that is just this is just there is nothing in reality that makes sense about this, but I am going to have faith in this anyway

versus something that is just like, I trust in this person, and even if maybe they may not be a trustworthy person, you're going to give them a benefit of that. You're going to give them some trust. You know, like that. You're going to be like, you know, I trust this person's going to take care of me.

I trust the pilot in the plane is going to land us, you know, to the destination safely. And faith is, I kind of have faith that God's going to take care of us and not the pilot itself. That's typically what that actually means. I don't know if I really agree with Derek in his words.

I think the word I use better is hope. I think hope will be a better word. Hope works too. Hope is more accurate than trust, I think. Yeah, like I think because hope works too, but faith is usually assurance and hope is you're unassured. You just hope some. Yeah, that's like.

Yeah, that's why. So, yeah, yeah, exactly. So, like, faith is like, I've been on this, oh my God, I've been stuck on this desert island for three days. I don't think anything's going to come to help me, but like, for my own sake, I have to believe that some, that I can survive this. Because if I give up now, then I'm totally dead. That's faith to me. It's like, despite overwhelming odds. That's actually what hope is.

I thought you were going to say hope. That's absolutely. No, well, that's kind of, that's faith, hope, whatever. Like, that's kind of what we're talking about. supposed to be not, you think that something's going to happen for sure. You have faith in it. No, I don't think faith is necessarily the absence of doubt. I think faith is, well, no, because faith literally is defined as complete trust or confidence in someone or something, right? What's, that's literally the, that's the definition of what faith is. It's not necessarily religious.

It's colloquially religious, but it's basically equivalent to hope. What is it? What is, no, hope is unassured, but you hope something happens. You hope something happens. Faith is something is going to happen, but it's based off of nothing. It's based off of feeling. Hope. I would say trust is something is going to happen. Hope means you have some sort of assurance.

Trust in faith or the same type of thing except for one is faith-based, one is secular. Right. That's the only difference. I guess. That's the only difference between faith and trust. That's the only difference. Yeah. Yeah.

But then I was saying hope is you literally don't know. Deep down subconsciously you probably think. it's doom well I don't even think that I wouldn't even say it's semantic I would say faith I would say faith and trust are semantics right but we're talking about hope now

those are two different but we're not talking about that anymore we were past that conversation we were talking about hope versus faith okay we were talking about that like your desert island thing but anyway that that doesn't matter

that that shit doesn't matter but I again I just want to cap this I just want to cap this with I just want to I just want to I just want to I just want to cap this with I think to the listeners,

if anybody's religious and listen to them, and they're frustrated, look, man, I'm never coming at the person that believes. It's just, I just, divinity in general is just fucking wacky, and people get upset with that

because it is tied to their identity. I'm sorry, but, you know, that is just a thing that I respect people immensely that deal with it. Okay. We'll put it this way.

We hate the sinner, or we hate the sin, not the sinner. right? To a certain extent, I get, if you want to put it that way. That's kind of,

it's kind of how they put it, right? It's usually like, oh, we don't hate you, we don't hate you because you're gay. We just hate gay. Like, I don't hate you. I don't hate you because you're religious. I just hate religion.

Yeah, I guess so. And if that is upsetting to you, if that is upsetting to you, then you kind of get why that's a problem. That makes me sound like an idiot. I don't really agree with that. No, no, I've, I'm putting it in a, I'm putting it in a, I'm putting it in a, gay, though.

I'm putting it in a facetious way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. But, yeah, no, I don't know, man. It's just, I just don't want, I just don't want, I just don't want to dance around. Whenever I talk about religious and it's wackiness, I just don't want to dance around it because it's quote unquote disrespectful. I just don't, I don't like doing that. I don't, I don't want to do that anymore. I don't think we should have to do that.

And this is specifically in, you know, in this country and in, like, say especially Islamic countries, it's way worse because I couldn't even say this. I'd probably be destroyed. I'd be absolutely obliterated. You were getting killed. Anything I just said. You try to be tough and you would say

you would say your anti-religion shit. And then some dude would be like, oh yeah, say that to me now so I can kill you. A hand is grabbing me and just fucking, I've gone. Americans are lucky, bro. We forget our luck sometimes, bro. That's why we go to the places

that we try to act the same way. And it's like, yo, remember where you're from. Yeah, remember we need. We have free speech and they don't. That's very true. We have sort of free speech, pretty much, you know. Right.

Sort is good. Sort is good. Yeah, sort of. It's like every person that goes to the Caribbean and it's like, hey, stay on this trail. Don't leave this trail. Something or someone will take you. And they're like, I'm from Nebraska. It's like, all right.

All right. Let's get to this one. Gaila. And then you go and you disappear. Let's move on to this. Let's move on to this. guy. Galo 3, CBT, wrote in.

He says, heyo boys. Or heyo boos. You guys are always talking about the terrible places you've lived, which makes me wonder. Do you have anything you liked about the terrible places you've lived? Like was the Roach House in a convenient location?

Yeah, I guess there's a lot of things that I liked about everywhere that I lived. It's just, when we talk about like, when we talk about like the bad, when we talk about the bad things, we talk about them because the frustrating thing about the bad things is that they were so,

that they were so uniquely terrible. Like, what's frustrating about the roaches in, like, the apartments that I lived in is that they would be perfect apartments without them. Literally. Like, sincerely. Like, there would be no issue. Like, there's, like, the only other issue that we had

in, like, the olive one that we lived in was that, uh, the service indoors was terrible. And you had to go outside to make phone calls. That was pretty bad. But, like, every other location that we lived in, there was like some minor inconvenience that was like or some major like one individual like major issue that made it that kind of

invalidated all all the positive aspects of being there but there was all dude we lived in the last building that we lived in together was like a really nice fucking building like it had a nice pool it had a gym it had it was like right across the street from the from from everything there was a food truck that was there every Tuesdays they'd have like lunch trucks there with various fucking sometimes

extremely bombed kinds of food it was a dope experience yeah I had a great balcony I love that balcony a lot specifically sometimes I walk by it because I go I walked down there and I was like ah I got a balcony

fucking great balcony but yeah I don't know it's just the the fun stuff or the good stuff isn't funny necessarily and the stuff that is funny that we did talk about

were like stories that happened at those apartments that we've definitely talked about. We'll definitely do one with Jalen when everything is set up in this office here because that's one that I'm really excited to do just like me Kingston and Jalen just. Oh man, that's going to be crazy. That's going to be crazy talking talking. Yeah, that's that could be like we could turn down the gain on his mic. Oh yeah.

Yeah, we're going to have to get some, we're going to have to figure some stuff out with that. But dude, like it, uh, yeah, I mean, the the first apartment that he lived in in Glendale was very, very hot. It had no central air. The door opened into the living room, which was insane. So those are negatives. But it was cheap. It was on the top floor.

It was a pretty good location. Pretty close to a lot of things. Solid. You know, like, I loved a lot of things about those apartments. It's just roaches will supersede. I hate roaches so deeply that there's really no amount of, there's really no amount of a men. that you could put on top of that to make me be okay with living among bugs.

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before I moved in with my friend because I lived with my friends and then I moved to Lily but the one before I moved to with my friend my new group of friends that apartment was horrible it was a sauna I would go to bed

and I would reach for cold out the window because it was so hot at night time I would put my hand up to feel cold and then I would pass out and I'd wake up in the morning it was a horrible experience experience. But even there,

there was like, there was good moments there. It was having my friends over laughing, fucking me, Chris and our friend Danny watching all of too hot to handle the whole season. And just being more absorbed than we even, any of us wanted to admit. So when we were turning off,

he'd be like, yeah, I could watch some more. You know, those moments, it's, having friends over, laughing about D&D,

like there's stuff like that. It's like, that's fun everywhere. So, you know, you don't really talk about it because it becomes just filled into the file folder. Yeah

Yeah Yeah I don't have much to add Just same same shit Just The location's usually good My grandma's rat-filled house Great food everywhere

Like you know Just it was south central It's amazing spots But you know Fucking there's rats in the fucking house Yeah It's a It's

I've never lived with rats before And that was That was an experience man I feel rats Rats are something That are so shocking it's like you can't even because they'll bite you

Yeah I wonder if any of them fucked with me or anything Because there were actually mice too There was mice and rats And the mice would come and they would squeeze under Because you know they can squeeze in pretty much anything That's the size of their head And so they were like squeezing under my door And I'd hear them like walking on shit

And I'm like I can't fucking believe I can't believe I'm doing this And then but it took my uncle To get scammed to For us to me to finally leave And then I thought like I can't believe I was there for as long as I was dealing with that shit it was

but I thought it was gonna I really thought I was gonna help out the family I thought we were gonna do something special we were gonna fix up this house and then abandoned fucking ship that was rats it is what it is rats are no joke I really I really have a special hatred of roaches man

because they're just so ubiquitous in certain places and it's just like man for really apart from this apartment to the next apartment to the next apartment are you fucking serious like do they have a number or something almost impossible bro it's so hard to get rid of them. It's so hard. Did I tell you the apartment that I saw? One of them

I saw. Because I caught them off guard, I guess. I called them in the morning. I think it was a Saturday morning or some shit. And I was like, hey, can I stop by? I'm like in the area. And so what I, somebody told me, and this, and what I think is, that's true, that they probably sprayed like the night before or something because, you know, usually roaches are hidden, especially during the daytime. Usually, they're not just crawling out freely. And so when I went and saw the apartment, like, I walk in the kitchen, in there's roaches just out and I'm like okay and then I open the cupboards and there's dead roaches and shit and then like there's dead roaches on the floor in the fucking master bedroom and I was like this is insane I can't believe you're show like you're renting this apartment and they're just roaches is freely out and then so I saw when I was talking it might have been my mom so like oh I think they just sprayed and then unfortunately they thought like maybe they would take care of the problem and then it just brought them out because they're like oh shit our homes being attacked we need to kind of like do something about this and scatter.

And I'm so, it was, yeah, but that was my biggest fear of finding. And, yeah, so the place that I have now, there's, oh, oh, we, I didn't even mention, yeah, that I secured a place in Burbank, so I'm moving the 31st of May, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be in Burbank. And there's no dishwasher, so there's no, and I've been to the place a few times and didn't, no trace of bugs, and everything seems fine. So I'm like, great. And the cool thing is it's month to month.

So if fucking roaches just started to show up out of nowhere, I could just fucking bounce. That's a good sign of confidence, actually. Like, it's if leases are usually the, you know, it is kind of how things work. It's just like you're expected to sign a lease. But like month to month is a pretty good indication that there are no like major issues. Like that. I agree. Because they would just, they would fucking leave immediately.

But yeah, it's going to be. It's exciting, man. but like, man, I'm so happy that I'm in an apartment now that I don't have to, like, I could wake up in the middle of the night and walk into my kitchen barefoot and not have to look at the floor. You don't even understand how long it took me to like, dude, for a long time, for a long time. Like, I think since, I think 20, basically since 2018,

since we had the Olive apartment. Damn. I just had to deal with that shit. And even your place had it too. like when you and Joe live together they had roaches and I'm like damn these things fucking are everywhere

man not a single one I saw one I saw one I saw one big I don't have a chance I saw one big and I was actually worried

because when I first saw the apartment it had been abandoned for days like for a while only Mick our friend Mick saw it for me and when I got to the apartment

for the first time after like a month of nobody in there I saw one like huge dead roach by the door and I was like no but luckily

I just assumed it just fucking it got lost or something and just like died in there yeah or like something

because like I've had zero problems to die yeah but it was yeah I'm never again never again

never again with those let's move on with uh you're fat and retarded and I'm out of here I wrote in

nice that's the fucking did I ever tell you guys this story I think I thought I told you Kingston Like when I was at Sears And that guy quit There's a guy who quit at Sears

And I can't remember who the fuck What his name was But he said he quit And he was like screaming loudly In the manager's office He was like you're fat and retarded And I'm out of here And that's how he quit

That's how he quit Sears There's like three months There's like three months I think before I quit or something But that's his name I told that story on Constellation Glad to see it It's king shit bro

disseminating. Anyway, he says, Hey, boys, I genuinely want to know what makes a good pizza. I've had a pretty damn good pizza on the West Coast, no cap, but why does New York City have the best pizza?

Dustin Furman, from Sacred Symbols, claims it's overrated. So I'm wondering if it's some sort of New York elitism. You have to understand, Dustin's from Pennsylvania. It is. You know, the people are,

look, this is like a sense of elitism because you can prove it. And unfortunately for the East Coast, the people, the cities around New York have a massive inferiority complex about the fact that they are not in the conversation. Philadelphia, Boston, Pennsylvania, Connecticut, New Jersey especially, they're a little insecure because they're in the shadow of what is ostensibly the main character of America. And that must suck. I get it. Must suck that every single superhero is there, that every single big movie takes.

place there that every single big novel takes a must suck to have to constantly read about this fictional place that unfortunately for you is very real and happens to have some of the best pizza in the world must suck but you got to get over it just get over it it's okay I wish I love you as much as you did bro

I don't love you as not about I just I don't even like it if I'm being real it's my home it's where I'm from yeah but you wouldn't like it because you're a Californian now like by you you have become a California You are late to everything. I also live in New York City for too long.

You are late to everything. You flake constantly. You're a Californian now and it makes sense why you wouldn't flake anymore. I just say I'm not going. Okay. I just say I'm not going anymore. I'm old now. I'm an adult now.

You say you're not going. I've developed that like. No, fuck off. You say you're not going two hours beforehand. You say you're going like not going the day of or something. You like you cancel. I don't commit. I don't commit.

Like when like what happens? There's group chats happening. Right. People are saying we're going to this thing. I don't say anything. All right. Because I don't. Because I'm not going to go.

I don't even say anything. I'm like, I'm not even going to, I'm not even going to throw my hat in this gamble. Kingsen, you are late. It's okay. This is what the culture.

This is the California culture. This is the California culture. And, you know, it bleeds into you and that's fine. But, you know, I just think with pizza,

there's no argument. Like, I'm sorry. Like, there's just, there's, and I know this because people who have no reason to have any bias

have gone there and accepted it. Like, there's just like, oh yeah, this is fucking dope and this is crazy actually. And it's only really the people from around there from like, from like Philly or, you know, Boston or like those places like, it's okay. Borderline denial, man. It really comes from a fact that like they're just not the talked about city over there and it's fine. But like it's so clearly obviously what that is.

I'll say one personal truth. I think New York is the place where you can go anywhere in that fucking city and get a good piece of pizza pretty much. That is what New York has. You can get great pizza pretty much anywhere I think if you find the place But New York is a place where you can go block by block By block by block and find good pizza I've noticed the standards are high

Because I tried I made a point to try Pizza in New York In a few different places I even went to a place with the with a weighing Because he was like oh it's like over here And I've been someplace by one of the sub I couldn't tell you where it was But like yeah

Like the pizzas that I had They're just crispy Solid fucking Like it wasn't like some bullshit-ass like over here a lot of times It's like oh this is this is slimy or or fucking I went to a place right up the street from Chris's house and the dough wasn't even finished It was like it was raw. Yeah I was like what the fuck I've never I actually never experienced that before because it was thin and I'm like how does that even happen?

What? It was thin. Yeah You don't go to though you don't go to those. I tried it. You don't go to those. Well, see, I want to, since I'm moving to the area, I want to try all the food around me. Because I'm just, I want to walk like.

If you want good food, look, if you want good food. Yeah. Saturdays and Sundays, does go get breakfast or lunch on me and Lily? Lily knows where every good food spot is in this area. Kingson, it's not an issue. There's good food. It's just a matter of pizza specifically. And this is a great, apparently there's a really good, there's a really good fucking kebob or like, like, this is a really good fucking Mediterranean.

place like right next to me that I had no idea about. Yeah. Because I just always walk past it. Fucking. I didn't realize. And a massive portion. They gave you so much rice. It was insane how much right.

They give you like fucking, I'm telling me like probably four cups of rice or something in like one thing. That's heaven. It's crazy. I was like, dude, before my meat was gone and there was still probably like two cups or more of rice just left over. I was like, dude, this is insane. I've never seen that before.

You put that in the fridge, bro. I did put it in the fridge, but then eventually I'm like, later on, bro. But, yeah, look, so the question, though, because I do want to know what your guys take is what specifically makes a good pizza. Like, what is it? Water. It's a culture around it. I hear the water.

Probably the fact that the people that are there are so many Italians live in New York. So the recipes are probably more authentic than they are out of the places that don't quite have as many. They teach the Mexicans that usually run the place how to make the pizza very well. What it really is. The water is... New York has such a good, clean drinking water. No, it's... It's not might.

It is. Like, this is, like, we've talked about this on the show before. There are places in California that, like, make pretty good pizza. Like, the issue isn't... It's not that you can't find good pizza elsewhere, is that... Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4 by 4 for 3.69 a month.

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of consistency outside of those like chain restaurants. And the places that make good pizza in LA and in Seattle from where I've been, they say that they import the water from New York, which is crazy. That's like wild to me, but it makes sense as to why it like specifically tastes better. And so it is the water It's not even necessarily And I do think too Like a big thing that annoys me about L.A.

Or specifically Glendale Burbank That like this kind of area Is that there are people Like I'll put it this way There will be a new grand opening of a new restaurant And it'll be like a breakfast place Or it'll be like You know an Italian place

It's always some bullshit like On the grand opening day It's like guess what It is yeah you can get a burrito here But it's an Armenian burrito Or like, yeah, you can get Italian food here, but like, no, it's an Armenian twist. And it's like, motherfucker. There are angry.

Motherfucker, I want, no, but I don't get, that should make it even more stupid that you're doing that. Because do you really think that you're offering something that, like, really needs to happen? Oh, more Armenian. What is it with Armenians and refusing to just do the thing that, like, people want to do? I want them to do. I don't fucking understand it. Hey, man. There are people, dude, there's pizza places.

There's a pizza places. There's pizza places. There's pizza places. There are pizza places in Manhattan that are run just by, like, Mediterranean or just, like, angry Arabs. And it's great. It's great. Angry Arabs. Because it's just pizza.

It's just pizza. If you're an Armenian starting a fucking restaurant in Glendale or Burbank, just, I assure you, you can just do the thing. You could just do, oh, breakfast sandwiches. Oh, Adela. It doesn't have to be like, oh, how can I fit a, Chris, how can I, how can I, how can I, think of it like, how can I fit camel meat in here or something? Like, fucking relax. Relax with it. I want to try.

I'm tired. Chris, think of it like this, right? When you live in a pretty samsy area, what happens is the businesses that are shown like, oh, this is an Armenian place as well is going to get better business from Armenian people. Duh, that's how that works. No, because they keep closing down. They keep closing down. Look, I could say what that. is really but let's not talk about that right i can say exactly what it is you know what it is

we know exactly why what those things are we can't say because i don't want to be rude i don't want to be rude i don't want to be rude well they're not good is the first right i did i had a dude i had a breakfast bro at this place at this place i was so excited there was it there was like this breakfast this breakfast place opening right next to me i was like oh my god i'm so excited and get just a just a normal fucking bacon egg and cheese bacon, egg and cheese, salt pepper. Bacon, egg and cheese, salt pepper, ketchup. Dude, you know how excited I was just to be able to walk up, wake up in the morning and be like,

oh, man, you know what? I'm going to walk 20 feet and get me a bacon, egg and cheese, salt pepper, ketchup. Sick. I get there, and it's just all this Armenian stuff. It's like, all right, here's a fucking Armenian breakfast burrito. And I'm like, why are you fucking? So it's Armenian. All right, well, thanks.

You want a put up a god. Motherfucker. You want me? Derek, can you fucking, all right, yeah, can you block that out so I'm not doxed? God damn it. Yeah, yeah. Block that out. What's the time, what's the timestamp of this?

God damn it. I got it. I got it. I like that place. I think it's, I mean, it's unbelievable. Yeah, I hate it. It's fucking terrible. But, like, God bless you.

You're Californian, I guess. You're acclimated to this terrible. I don't know, man. It really is just. I just want, I want, I'll put it this way, I just want the Armenians to feel comfortable just doing, just making simple shit. Like you don't have to, like, just, like,

just I thought about, just I thought about this. I thought about opening up like, just, like, sincere, I actually gave this a lot of thought. It was like, I want to make a breakfast place. Just like literally just a, just a, like a New York deli kind of thing where it's like you get a bacon, egg and cheese, something very, very simple. I thought about it.

I wasn't going to be like, oh, how can I do a Puerto Rican twist? Get fucked. I don't need that. I don't know why you need this so deeply. Well, that's because it's different for you, bro. There's just different. I mean, I would love to go get a bacon egg and cheese. That'd be amazing.

Like, well, even the way they make them here is different from the way to make them back east, which is just. That's what I'm saying. There's a lot of different things, man. There's, there's, to me, the biggest thing is there, there's always a spice issue. Like, say, you guys,

with the authority you guys have on pizza, I'm the Mexican food growing up where I grew up. And so before I came back to Vegas, I bought two Kanyezada burritos and took them with me because it's just, it's over here. There's one good taco place and that's it. And it's only because the recipe is from Tijuana. So like this place is good.

Like a tacos al Gordo is actually very good over here. Other than that, all the Mexican food I've had over here is just fine. It is, there is not anything that's like, oh, this is good. I don't understand. It is so easy to make Mexican food properly. There's so many good resting in places, dog. I don't understand. It's staggering.

It's staggering how many good makes restaurants are. Dude. It's like pizza place in Venice. It's like there's literally in New York can go anywhere in good good pizza. Even in Jersey. I think there's good pizza in Jersey too, dude. There's good pizza in Connecticut. That makes sense.

Sorry, I've often had good pizza in Jersey. I've been the mostly isn't had a connection in Jersey. I've had, I'll be fair. I've had one and this was interesting. This place probably doesn't exist anymore. But I was somewhere in Pennsylvania. I probably was somewhere outside of Pittsburgh. And this, it was the dough was, it was almost like,

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but like it was almost like a fused biscuit croissant thing that I've never felt like I can't even explain it. It was so flaky, but like not some high-rise dough pan bullshit. It was, I was like, what the fuck is this? Like, It was so unique, and I kind of, I'm pretty sure that I have no reference. I have no reference to many.

I don't know where I was. I was on tour with all these assholes. And I wanted to at least, I want to replicate that and then see what people, like, people that really know pizza. What do you think about this? Because it was an interesting spin that, like, one of the few interesting spins that I didn't hate. Because usually, I just want a regular slice of pizza. And I don't want, like, like, a de jort, like there was a dijorno, like, biscuit flaky thing that I had that I'm like

well this isn't pizza but you know it was all right and it was the only thing that I would say that outside of the pizza room that I thought was kind of good and interesting but yeah everything else man I think you're you're right about the water thing it just it just makes sense it's like having a cup of coffee with filtered water versus sink water it actually makes a difference like

I'll just drink I'll do the sink water because I'm lazy I'll just because I'm like whatever It just sinks right there I'll just put it and do But whenever I'm not lazy And just put in the Because a lot of time The filtered water is really cold

It's chilled out of the fridge And I'm like It's gonna take a little bit longer To warm up So I just give the water And the sink You know so But it makes a difference

So yeah Yeah I get it It totally Totally does This is better there It's unfortunate And I do think I do think these things

Have splash damages I do think Like it's generally Like it's almost like Like a bomb kind of radiates thing where it's like all like it's it's it's kind of hard to have a bad piece of pizza in in new york city like you have to really i feel like you have to be like really unlucky or you have to

actively search for it and then you kind of get out to connecticut where it's or go to savars yeah or and then it kind of like it's and so like that's the epicenter and then it splashes outwards right and so you have places in jersey have places in pennsylvania you have places in you know maybe even like boston and and um connecticut where yeah there are a lot of you're a lot of less common, but like, you could, you could find a good pizza place in those places. And then you get to, you start getting to, like, you know, Rhode Island and then fucking further out, and you're like, it's becoming really scarce. And then there's fucking maybe one per every fucking 50 miles.

You know what I mean? And it's the same thing with Mexican food, I think. In California, where it's like, there's a lot of good Mexican food in California. And then, like, there's a splash damage there where like by the time you reach fucking, you reach Oregon, you're not. you're not getting good Mexican food really bro even some of the outskirts man

where it's just like white people in trucks the the Mexican food starts getting like kind of I'm like what the this is fucking really definitely gets iffy yeah gets iffy sometimes it starts getting a little bit like

because you know a lot of Mexicans like you go to like Uplen it starts getting a little bit iffy around that area where's Ombud oh sorry Upland is like it's very it's northeast

it's northeast it's northeast but like say if you're If you're on the 215 or something, like if you just keep heading east, you'll be in like the inland empire area, just like the area where it's just like, it's pretty hot, but not high desert just yet.

And a lot of poor white people out there move out there because it was cheaper and they would have big trucks and stuff. So this is before palms or after palms? This is before palms. This is before palms. Really? Yeah, this is like before, like it's not like, say,

say, uh, not, quite, you know how like there's Victorville and all that bullshit? This is like south of like the high desert, but it's already starting to get a little bit warmer and dry. But anyway, this isn't unimportant. It's just like that area, when you start getting out in those areas,

people kind of just lose the they just don't know how to make it's not even, it's not special. Make refried beans, large, salt, like maybe a little bit of something extra, but just really large salt. Ghani Asada, just fucking salt and pepper. It's not that, it's

not that complicated, but they still fuck it up somehow. I will say, though, best, best Mexican food I've had. I did like this place called Taco Esteka that we used to go to a lot. But, like, best Mexican food I ever had was this place in San Diego. Then I can't remember the name of it. It was like some shack in San Diego. That was like really fucking good. San Diego's like

Mecca, dude, yeah. San Diego's Mecca. It's literally right there. That's why. It's like, dog. Old Town of food over there. It's crazy, bro. God, I was just there. That's the first place. That's the first place in California. technically. It's the first major city

that like so the fucking people that migrated up there they they fucking do work man and yeah I gotta go back bro. I gotta go again

I went to the freaking I spent my time at zoos there pretty much because the zoo there the zoo and the zoo and the is what is it called the safari is called the safari it's unbelievable there

yeah it's unbelievable like I've never had that much fun in my life when I went down there to visit Idavs, I think, like years ago, because they were pretty close to it. But

I saw, like, yeah, I don't know, man. I saw, like, a giraffe, like, put its head in the fucking, like, car I was in, like a draft put its head in. And I was going to touch it, like, don't touch it. I was like, I should have a fucking touch it. Like, I'll never have a chance to something like that again. I should have just touched it. And you would have got

it turned carnivorous. You would have got it sick. You can't touch him. Can you imagine? I'm like, he like licks my arm and yanks me out. And I can fucking tears me out, throws me to terrain with one of the giraffes and rhinos. And I die. Dude, they're like ultra powerful to easily pick you up. They're way, they're way stronger than I can conceptualize.

Like, I think they're strong and the strong they are crazy. When you did, when you did the safari, did you like get up close to like lions and stuff in the car or like the jeeps or something? Um, I was in it. We were in a Jeep. I got, so we were next. I touched a, I held a cobra. I was right next to a porcupine that was, like, trained like a dog. Like, I've never seen a porcupine.

I didn't think they had the capacity for that. But it was like... A waste of a skill. And a pet. Like, she would point somewhere and it would go there. And, like, she could touch it and it wouldn't frill up. And then she would, like, a snappy thing. And it would do, like, the fucking thing.

And I'm like, whoa, that's crazy. We were near rhinos. Asian rhinos look so much cooler than African. rhinos. They don't have like literal armor pretty much on them? Well, we were near... There's like two African rhinos left so it doesn't even matter. No, there's a, there was a bunch there. They are, they are almost gone.

They're all animatronic. Those are animatronic. It's really sad. There's less than 300 of them existing anymore. That's wild, dude. That's such a shame. Fucking unfortunate. That's got a crazy. We saw elephants. Such a low number.

Yeah, it's wild because they were because in our lifetime, they were like tens of thousands. And now this is a 300, it's fucking wild to think about it. blasting them in the face for like $300,000. It's crazy. Like fucking white people, man. It's just like, oh, with their curly mustaches and shit and just getting

going to hunt this animal that's minding its business. The fucking locals are holding the rhino down and the fucking guy with the twisty mustache just puts the fucking bunder busts up to the rhinos face and then bah. Right, man. That's so preposterous. We were up. We went to the thing with the lions where there was, um, dude, when we were, went into the lion glass, it was like quadruple glass and like four bolts like holding it down

because apparently before they got out somehow. So they took like every precaution. But seeing a lion, like being near a lion is an insane thing because the females, which are quite a bit smaller than the males are bigger than me, dude, which is horrifying. And they were just like children because they're like, they're like very, used to people. So they weren't like aggressive. They were just kind of relaxed.

No. What else? We saw axolados up close. That was cool. Um, do we see anything else that was particularly crazy? We saw a cassowary. Yo, those things I don't fuck around with those things, man.

Bro, bro. They, bro. But we saw a cassowari, right? So we were, they were like, he walked down in this like little, like little enclavement and there was like this little den where it's like,

you'd assume it's like a walking here. You wouldn't assume it'd be animal there. But, you see something like in the brush staring at us as we walk by and then all of a sudden this fucking damn near Velociraptor comes out and it does the sound that they made in the movie

and I was like that's a monster that is a fucking monster dude I saw a video they're small but they're fucking scary dude I mean maybe that one was small like dude they're fucking I will not fuck around I would rather be around a lion than a cassoari

like sincerely like cassoiris are fucked. Like, because they're birds. They're terrifying. But they will fuck in the animals, dude. Yeah, they have like fucking simitars on their, on their fucking feet. It's ridiculous. They're like, imagine, imagine you gave. We saw

kangaroos up close to, that's what we saw. Oh, yeah, yeah. Would you box a kangaroos are biggest fuck. No, we, no, we saw, um, we saw tree kangaroos which they're pretty much like small kangals with really long tails. We saw red pandas. They're, the, they're

the cutest animal on the planet. Like, by a wild mother. They're so cool. It's insane. Because they look like, they're like cats and, like cats and raccoons fused. Yeah. Or teddy bears and raccoons is better.

What else? It was an insane experience. I want to do it again. But like it's, it's wildly expensive. It's so fucking much money. I don't know. It's like a fox and a fucking, it's like a fox. What the hell? They're really cute. It's like a coon tail, but like they look like a fox.

face. That is the weird. I've never seen that before. That is insane. I've never seen that before. What an abomination. Aren't they terrorizingly cute? That is.

That is abominations. You saw fennoxious. You said abominations. I like fennics. And that you're going to call an abomination. I like fennick foxes a lot. They're so zippy. They zip around.

They're adorable. They're adorable. Fennick foxes I think are adorable. Like those things are fucking cute. I might be wrong because fennick foxes have long tails, right? I mean, they have tails. I wouldn't describe them as long.

Whichever, the ones I saw have very short little nubby tails, but they look just like them. Fennec Foxes look kind of like that, that fucking, almost like that, no, that flying thing, that, uh, in Avatar. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals,

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Yeah. Mo-mo, yeah, they look, they look Momo-esque. Yeah. But, uh, yeah, those things are fucking adorable. But anyone that can get a chance to please go to Safari area in the San Diego Zoo. It is an unbelievable experience. Yeah, it's only incredible. It'll only bankrupt you. It is expensive, yes, but it's beautiful.

There's some privilege, this is some white privilege speaking. Yeah, I've never been doing a safari. I'm looking at you. None of a white privilege, Rodd. I really, I'm looking at you. That was my favorite thing. I wanted to be a few shades.

Look at a few shades lighter right now. I'm not. As soon as you walked in, see, they were about to, look it, they were about to capture you, they thought one of their silverbacks escaped and then you started getting lighter and then they were like, oh, wait, wait, wait, oh.

Oh, he's talking. Oh, he's talking. Caesar! I still have to see those movies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I started watching a second one last night. I want to watch them all for the weekend. Caesar horny.

I'm trying to, I'm trying right now to play. I'm trying right now to play Hellblade too. Caesar doesn't particularly like black humans. In particular, Caesar's frightened of black humans. He's like, he'll be easy, okay. All right, never mind.

Let's get the fuck out of here. End the show. Let's get on up out of here. It makes Caesar uncomfortable. By the way, Helploid 2 has been putting me, Helway 2 has been putting me to sleep. It's been helping to.

You're sleeping with stuff from it. It's, I, like, yeah, I got, dude, yeah well not in a great way I mean well it's in a good way in the sense that like hey man I'm getting some good sleep but like fuck I'm so bored damn

I'm honest I didn't I didn't finish it it just wasn't it wasn't at the right time for me to play because it was it was just two puzzle heavy I wanted to fuck more things up than salt shit I was yeah hellblade Hellblade one was good but it was kind of slow

like I probably would have fallen off of it if I didn't like force myself to go like no this is good but like Helway 2 is like yeah I put like maybe like an hour and a half into it and I'm just like I fell asleep three times it's crazy that's that isn't even that I was a hour and a half you just fucking out for like 14 hours last night I tried to play it I tried to play it last night I played it for like 20 minutes and I was like passing out I was like oh man now's that the time and then I woke up kind of I went to bed really early last night because the game put me to sleep like the game put me to sleep at like 10.

And so I was like, oh, man, I'm getting some, I'm in like a real good, like, REM cycle right now. Like, if I knocked out right now, I'm gonna pass the fuck out. Six, it's early. Dude, I took it. A whole days ahead of me, I feel good. Dude, you know, though, have you ever been in that situation, though?

Like, when it's like, it's like at a, it's like an awkwardly early time. It's like, maybe like 9, 30, 10 o'clock. But, like, something, you're being not, you can tell, like, if you go to sleep now, like, it's going to be good sleep. It's like that kind of situation that I was in. And so I was like, you know, I'm going to take it.

So I woke up early just naturally. I woke up at like 6 a.m. And even then I like, I stayed in bed. I was like, oh, it's too early. So I stayed in bed for another two hours. 8 a.m. I woke up. So extra, more sleep, more rest. I get up.

I'm like, it's early. I got a couple hours before the show. I'm going to try and make it through some hellblade too. Like 30 minutes into that, I start falling asleep again after all of that rest. After coffee. And I'm like, yo, this is crazy. And so I went to go. After coffee too.

And so, dude, and so I go to bed again, because I'm like, this is going to be a good nap. And that's why, like, when you guys texted me. And then you wake up tired at that moment. You're like, damn. No, I felt really. No, I felt really good. It was good sleep again. But, like, it's why, like, you guys texted me earlier.

It's like when we went to record the extra ammo, Kingston was like, oh, you guys go to 11, or at 12. And I woke up at like 1130. And I was like, oh, sorry. I fell asleep playing Hellblade again. So I don't know. Maybe I'll try. I'm going to try and play it again tonight at like seven. So that way, if it makes me tired,

I'm gonna get some damn good sleep again. But if it happens again, I'm out, man. I'm done. Like, it ain't working. But, all right. Let's read. Oh, what were you going to say? I pulled up the Patreon.

You want me to do it? Oh, do you want it? You want to do the names? Yeah, let's do it. It's, uh... Yeah, just to, yeah, yeah, it's Wednesday.

Keep the people. I'll do it Friday. And, uh... All right. Yeah, go ahead. Let's do it, brother. Three, two,

one. Vonne of the dead, Galo, I was kidding. Uh, Varned the dead. Galo 3, CBT, round-eyed Asian.

Which one of you put Kueludes and Sweeney's jug a piss before you read the names? Yeah, yeah. Sweetie's streaching the hard art after losing at the Digimon tournament. Yeah, facts. Binia, Binia, Binna, Binna, MCG. Paying 25 just to listen to Swinney lethariously slur half of your name before falling asleep mid-sentence.

I can't wait for you to do it again, dude. People, people, people, it's a hit. You're a hit, dude. Well, Kingsen recently got a sleep apnea machine, so now he might actually get some good enough sleep. that he won't die in the middle of the show. Yeah. Didn't you notice that he didn't fall asleep? Dude, my season is so good.

I'm getting addicted to it. It's so good that I've wanted to sleep because it feels so good. Oh shit. That's crazy. Great sleeping. Damn, that's cool. Maybe, yeah, we won't fall asleep during the fucking podcast anymore. That's excellent.

I also have a ton of energy. So I've been like working out. It's great. But if it happens, I'm not need it anymore. You see, if I do, if I get healthy, I'm not going to need it anymore. So I don't know. if I want to get healthier. Fallick, bold wean, skeet, shoot.

I ain't shooting blanks. That is the, I can't fucking believe he just said that. She raises my flag till I, she raises my flag till I name Palm for Super Earth. Carrying Chris around town as, I'm sorry, that fucked me up, dude. I got, like, got a re-sinner. There's a dumbest fucking thing I ever heard.

Like, I'm gonna, I want to actively not be fucking healthy as I keep using the sleep apnea machine. That's so stupid. And like, you're probably not even joking. That's what upsets me. All right. I'm definitely joking. That's insane.

I don't know, dude. I don't know. You refuse to get glasses still. Like, you still do things that are actively, like, insane to me. My glasses don't, my glasses don't obstruct my life much anymore, though. Carrying Chris around town as my pocket pussy.

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will you please get your, though, seriously, you, you did a great thing with the sleep apnea thing. You did a great thing. Please get a prescription

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I could not tell them apart at all. That's a weirdly unique skill. I can tell some of them. I get told them a big mac and a Wopper are. We're doing that in person. We're fucking totally doing that. That'll be a fun thing. Yeah, we'll have a lot of these to go in person, I think.

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No, because we were joking about that with Danny, I think. Weren't we? Were we doing the J.F thing? Oh, man, I don't know. I don't remember. Never mind. It's all getting fucking scrunched up together. But I do remember trying to, a little bit explain it to her. It's not really important the whole thing

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