The Snark Tank - #235: OceanGate 2.0?

Episode Date: May 30, 2024

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My desk is burning. Everything's falling apart over here. If you're watching the video if you're watching the video podcast, you might be able to see kind of in the background that I'm testing out some setups for when we're going to be all in person very soon. Getting some, getting a feel for like the dimensions of the room, how many chairs,

how long the table should be, how wide everything should be. So it's pretty exciting times. Things are in flux. Things are in motion. And yes, it's, it'll be, it'll be fun figuring this stuff out. And by fun, I mean tedious. But worth it. There's that.

Yeah. Yeah. Extremely. Yeah. I, I, uh, I, I,

I, I, this whole moving thing is, is, it's draining me so, so badly. It's, um,

it's draining, man. It's, do you remember, Kingston, do you remember when we moved into, I guess we could say,

whatever, when we moved into the Avalon, and we had, we spent like, I think, we got about like 6 a.m. that day and we finished at like 1 a.m. the next day.

And it was, and it was, and it was, how, like nine of us. It was Lily, whiskey, me,

you, Gabby, Justin. It was a lot of people helping, but like, a bunch of grown men helping all day. We were moving,

we were moving like four, four people's things, basically, like four people's lives into an apartment. And it was just like, man,

that was not fun at all. Even though the drive was like a relatively short with that truck, it still took so goddamn long. It was so fucking, fucking exhausting. We had to bring so much shit up the stairs, man.

Did I ever tell the story about like one of the, when we moved into the Olive Branch apartment, the first apartment that we ever moved into in Burbank where we were driving and the mountains were, the mountains were on fire when we were moving in. Like it was October 1st, 2017. I remember this very, very vividly because Lyle was moving out on the same day too, like across the street. And we were like going back and forth with this big U-Haul dropping stuff off. I dropped off.

I think I gave Lyle my fridge or something from the old place that we had to buy because the apartment didn't come with a fucking fridge. So we, I remember specifically, we were moving in. And in this building, there was no signal at all. And I had ordered food while I was inside because I was like, oh, my God, I'm so hungry. it's it's 114 degrees God it was so high as it's raining as it's raining ash

as we're doing hard labor moving this stuff into the apartment and my food I guess it just didn't the order didn't transmit because the Wi-Fi was all fucked up or like the internet was all fucked up in that area and

I was with Jalen in the U-Haul driving back to the apartment to pick up more stuff and I got the ping that my food was on the way and I was like, Jalen, I have to go. And I, at a stoplight, at a stoplight at like an intersection, I walked out of the truck and ran back to the apartment to get my food.

Because I was so hungry and so delirited. I was driving like with my shirt off. Dude, it was 14 degrees. I'm not exaggerating. It was so fucking hot. Dude, isn't it crazy that noticeably since we've lived here, the other of California has changed that much. I don't think it's ever been that hot ever since.

Like, dude, it doesn't get anywhere near that hot anymore around us. Yeah, that was hitting a hundred is crazy in this area now. That was probably in the number of view. To be fair, to be fair, two fires on the very mountains in front of us. Also, even fires don't happen the same way anymore, remember? That is true. It's been a while since we've had a good fire. Yeah, because after a while, you have to, you have to change things to make sure shit

like that doesn't happen anymore. I remember I remember that one time I, we did Dave Rubens in 2017. And yeah, when I did it, his just two blocks over, he was like, oh, he's like, by the way, there's a good chance we might have to evacuate. We'll just see what happens. And I was like, yeah, this is, this feels stupid. Like, I was just like, it's so close that I was like it, but they're like, oh, the, the, the, wind is blowing the other way.

So, like, you know, Dave Rubin sounds like, the wind is going the other way. And I was like, uh, why would, I was like, you have money. Why don't you just leave? Like, why would you even just, no, we got to work. We got to fucking work. And I was, um, you know, he booked it out of there.

But I definitely did. I love, we were, we were talking a little bit before, before the podcast about like this vague, because I was talking to Mick also. And there is this. I don't know if you feel this way, but like, I feel this vague sense of nostalgia for like the beginning. Like the really early days of like the pandemic. Like the first like week or two.

Like when we were like in lockdown and it was like, ooh, what's going to happen? Like what's going on? Doom and Animal Crossing are out. Everybody's like, everybody, it's like a weird, there's like a weird energy in the air where you're like, I'm not sure where this is going to go. And I think when we found out I don't, there was something interesting about it at least And like once it got to the point where it's like Oh, we're going to be here for months and months and months

Then The novelty wore off a little bit But dude, the air was cleaner The traffic was way fucking better Things were like Kind of cheap We got a free we got a free month We got a free apartment basically

As a result of that So like there was a lot of good shit And like my life barely changed We worked from home anyway So like For my perspective It was like, this is kind of, yeah, you quit Starbucks finally, which is something that you should have done a while ago, to be fair. Very true.

I got a job. I got an awesome job out of it. Let's see. Lily was gone for like three, four weeks. Peace, just sheer peace from Lily. There was something about it. It's almost like, it's almost like, do you guys remember, like, being like a kid and like when the power would go out? And there was kind of like, there was kind of like this.

Ooh, okay. We're going to bust out the lantern or whatever. Like things were, or like the flashlights. Well, I lived in the Bronx. So when power went out for me. No,

we had flashlights. Come on. They were like, there were like several breakings. Whenever the power went out. Like there was like one time I think in 2004, there was a blackout and Fordham Road got destroyed. Oh, 2004.

Yeah. Destroyed. Wait, no, it wasn't, it wasn't 2004, I think. Blackout. It was a big Edison, in Brackout.

East Coast. Where was it? 2003. Yeah, you're basically in the ballpark. That was crazy. Dude, it was, they, they, so pretty much,

you might not know that there's, you might know if you've been to the Bronx. I don't know if you've been, you've been to Queens and you've been to Manhattan before. But in the Bronx over, like imagine, you know where,

where downtown Burbank is? That's pretty much Fordham Road. They, in the Bronx, they ransack. Like, literally, there were TV stores were without TVs there were no stereos

PlayStation's were like it was insane they emptied that bitch out That's crazy did you see that Did you see that Trump rally in the Go out and my grandma was like hell no Well you want to playstation or what Of course I would have got another one Did you see that Trump rally in the Bronx by the way?

Yeah broke my heart I mean it's not real Oh yeah yeah we was jacking his dicks off again Yeah he was constantly Jack, like, I was like, what? Look, I know there's like a boogie, but like he, he does these downward, like, it kind of goes downward, like, it kind of goes downward where he's really servicing. He's no, it's no shoulders. Yeah, like, he doesn't, it's just arm and like some of hip.

You got to the shoulders with it, too. That stance. What is what that stance where he's like, he's old. He's trying to keep himself up. Right, like, but his legs are, like, doing it kind of, but then his, he's, you know, Michael in smooth criminal where they do the, they do that move where like they're going down and like it's it's kind of like that and it's I don't want to give him any credit but like I was like I can't stand like that that's kind of impressive I don't get it his center of gravity is all in his feet apparently like it's very

strange he's always he's always leaning severely forward like it's very bizarre like I really don't understand his his biology at all it's very conflicting someone drew him as a what is it what are they called centaurs where they wouldn't what the horse people? Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer.

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Yeah. Someone drew them and it looked, I was. like that that makes so much sense because when you just add like the horse part with the legs so where he's like kind of forward and I was like that that actually looks like he should have been that and then he got stopped like like maybe took a potion and then he was like gun a morph but then it only worked by like seven percent and he's like he only got the first he got stopped at the very first like the first transition stage of an animorph like the very the very first one As soon as there's a phenotypic difference, you got stopped.

And you're like, alright, it's enough. Such a fucking underwhelming transformation. I am fucking, like, oh, yeah, I'm 5% horse. What a waste of a fucking power. What? You could have been so strong. You could have been so strong and yet you chose to stop. Is it true that horses, if they sleep, that, like, they can't lay down because their organs will crush them?

Is that real? I don't know. I've seen something like that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what do you mean? What do you mean? Like, they can't lay down or what do you say? They can't lay down. I know that.

I remember hearing something about like, you know what? As I'm saying this, I don't know if any part of this story is correct. Because I don't remember if it was horses. I don't remember if it was laying down. I don't remember if it was organs and I don't remember like what the fuck. There was something like that. Somebody in the chat will know what I'm talking about. about it was like going around on Twitter for a while

where like if you tip a cow or something it'll die because the weight of its organs will like suffocate it or something like that like some weird shit well yeah well tipping cows yeah they'll they'll figure it out although I'm fascinated consistently by the by just the makeup of those

animals because they're so their legs are so fucking spindly like it doesn't make any sense that they're able to stand like cows it's confusing how do they have like the multiple stomachs thing creep me out. That's the thing. Yeah, what do you need that for?

Because of what they eat, because they just eat grass, though. They eat grass. What happens is when you eat when you eat vegetation like that, it has a cell wall and the cell wall's hard to, it doesn't really break down with stomach acid. Why don't you just have one really good stomach? I don't know. I didn't build

them, you know? I didn't make the build. What you ask God? Like, to stop? Don't ask us. Well, I'm just saying, I'm saying like I eat way, I eat way more different types of things than cows eat and I do it all Not as complex. That's why when you eat corn it doesn't come out finish. You're telling me, well, I don't eat corn. You're telling me that you're telling me that a pizza is less complex than grass. Get fucked. You're out of your mind. Pizza is more degradable in stomach acid than grasses, yes. That doesn't make it less complex.

But it helps it, the, it's less digestively complex. I disagree. Sure. I don't care. I, I, I don't care. I don't care about fuck. Fucking cows, man. They need to chill out with that shit.

Just cut out of them. You know, let's, let's get them. You know, in fact, cows and like farm animals help the incursive nature of forests. They hold back the forest What? No, they don't. They do, they do. Like, it's not like me being insane. They do.

Animals that grade and stuff like that, they're minor and stuff like that helps prevent the forest from overshaping of areas. It actually does. It's true. It's true. It really does. Yeah, I believe you.

I learned it in school. You sure it isn't man? Man also does the most help. Man does most of it. Man chopping. down the forest violently does it more. I've seen, I've seen frungally, man. Come on, dude.

Don't fuck with me. I felt so differently about those types of animals, like livestock and like horses. And when I went to like a farm and I saw a horse with like flies dancing around in its eyes, like just chilling on its eyeball, just like slurping away at its fucking eye juices. And the horse just doesn't the horse doesn't even do this. Which is crazy. He doesn't even like, he doesn't even like brush the brush the flies away, which is nuts. How are you that comfortable with his hooves and, you know, just kind of like, well, dude, even just like, even the way, even dogs do that.

Even, like, even dogs are like, you know, and they got fairly rigid fucking legs, you know. You're not very flexible. I'm trying to picture a horse. I mean, a horse will probably, I imagine if it was true. Well, that is, like, let's first of all, you're right. That is crazy. I hate that. But let's say it's not bothersome to them.

Something that is like truly bothersome. I'm sure they'll bend their head down and then rub their head on their legs. Right. That's what's crazy though about it. Is that how is that not? What is your barometer for bothersome if you don't mind these horrifying fucking creatures dancing around on the very thing that you use to perceive the world? Like I don't. I can't relate to horses for that reason.

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This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. I think that means they're more evolved because they're less bothered by stuff. No, they're less evolved, because they're willing to put up with, they're willing to put up with mediocrity. Damn. Maybe horses' eyes aren't real. Maybe like, whoa,

well, first and foremost, they can't see right in front of them. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we got to, so are you saying that they see with something

that they're, they have decoy eyes and they're actually seeing with something else that we don't understand. Is that what you're saying? It's like one of those butterflies have like the pattern

on their backs, but they really, there aren't eyes. This makes me think their eyes. Yeah, see, that's how you, this is how you,

this is why horses you know how they put the blinders on like that that ain't that that's bullshit like horses can still see just fine with blinders but they they don't they want they want people to know that so it's been an evolutionary advantage or something they're playing the long

I love the idea I love the idea if you stand right next to horse they can't see you right so I like the idea of being in front of a horse and standing still and then peeking over the side of yelling or some shit it's scaring the fuck out of the horse and just have it just turn around and kick the fuck out of your face.

Oh man. I wish I could kick as hard as a horse could, man. You could. You can. I would go. I would do an admin man. I would fucking end people's careers. I would end motherfuckers careers.

I would just relax. It can't be that difficult. No time training. He's not prepared. He's not prepared. It can't be that. It can't be that difficult to kick as hard as a horse can. Because a horse is like a horse is one horsepower.

You know what a human is? Not a horse power. I know a human can handle more than one horsepower. I've seen people get hit my cars and they're fine. I wouldn't say fine. Yeah, that's definitely how that works. I'd say alive. That's definitely how that works.

Yeah, for sure. For sure. You're absolutely right. That is exactly how we calculate horsepower. You're 100% correct about that. How many horses? I'm going to look that up. I never really do.

How many horses is this car? Yeah. What is horse power? Horse, if you really think about it's going to be a power of a horse. It really is. I think it actually, it straight up is just power of it. Like the idea that we decided. The pulling power of one horse, right?

Yeah, the pulling power of one horse, which is crazy. Like that we just decided to measure things. That would be like. if we measured money in cat dollars or something. What? Horspower is very simple. Unipower horsepower is 500 feet per pound per second. Oh, 500 people per pound per second.

That makes sense. 500 feet per pound per second. So one horse equals fours. So one horse equals 500 normal people's feet. Is that what you're saying? No. Let me bring it down to your horsepower. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.

One horse equals 500 normal people kicks. One horse kick? Is that what that means? That's impossible. I don't think we're talking about... If a horsepower equal 500 people's kicks, that'd be insane. Yeah, because they're not talking about... They're not talking about pounds per square inch of, like, force.

They're talking about just, like, pulling power. Yeah, but they said feet specifically, so they're clearly talking about feet. So a horsepower equals force per pound times distance over time in minutes. Don't teach me math, you asshole. Fuck you. That's simple. No, I'm not here for math. I'm not here.

Nobody's here for math. Let's move on to what we really need to be talking about. Nobody's here for math. Horses ruined everything, bro. Like, that's stupid. They, it needs to be human powers. And they fucked it up and out with tors powers,

strong bastards. Fucking goddamn horses. Those are terrifying me, assholes. You ever been next to a giant horse, like a Clydesdale or something? It actually scares me. It's fucking scary.

Because they're so big. I think they're beautiful. But they're so big. Like if something just ran under it and scared it and then it just bumps you. Like, Oh, it's knocking you down. Like,

it's, it's gonna hurt. You're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, uh, big horsesies. Big horseses are so powerful that it frightens me.

You have you ever seen one of them, a Clydesdale? Clyde, I've never been to Clydesdale. I don't, I, I've seen horses. The big,

the big, the big really pretty horses with the woolly legs and they're like reddish and they have the white hair. Are you talking about the pole? Pokemon, that's not real, Kingston. I don't know if you know that. Yeah. Which was that called again? Ponita.

Ponia? Is that what you're talking about? Ponita? That's not real. Ponita? Ponita. What is, listen. What is it actually called?

It's Ponyata and Rapidash. I remember Rapidash. I feel like I actually, it is ponita. Oh my God, it is Ponita. Yeah, I told you. It's definitely ponietta. But if you're Spanish, you're Spanish, you'll say ponita. Yeah, yeah, Ponita.

Because I guess that's a Y, so yeah, you wouldn't, yeah. So, I want to put it like P-O-N with that little squeakly thing over it. The N-A. Bonita. Bonita. Bonita. Bonita. Polita.

This is my autistic flame horse. Bonita. Listen, we got to move on. We have a really important story to talk about. No, we don't. We don't got to move on. We don't have to. We have an important thing to put up.

This is going to be the whole podcast, Ponita. We have, no, we have an important thing to talk about for once. Okay, what's up? What's up? Ocean Gate, the submarine. It's happening again. Calabar's revenge, bro. They want to do it again.

And this is, see, I, I'm really excited about this because I think this is exactly the unifying force that we need. I feel like we just need to periodically, like maybe annually even. If we make this, like an annual thing, just send a, couple billionaires into a submarine really, really low and watch them crumble and implode. And then I feel like that could be, like, we would, we will never have a society where we have like a purge or something like that or anything like crazy. But I feel like this is something that we could theoretically, we could muster this, I think, into reality.

We could manifest it, if you will. And I'm all for it. So you don't think that they'll catch on after a while? They're like, wait a lot. I don't think they will. I think they're hubris. Their humorous will get the best of them. And they will be like, we don't actually need. You know what?

I actually don't think we need to improve anything about the submarine. I think really what we need to do is I think just the, I think the people who were in there just didn't know how to do it. So let me do it. And then year after year, it'll be the same submarine with the same Logitech controller. And the same fucking types of people. going down there and imploding by the Titanic. There was a large tech controller. I think it is a logic controller, man.

I think it is there, I think it is actually their moral imperative to make sure that every time this submarine goes down, everybody on board dies. I actually don't think there's, I really don't think there would be a purpose to doing this if that wasn't. Because what, what are you doing? What are you getting out of a submarine ride outside? Like, what, do you see the water? Cool.

I could just take a bath. You know, just stupid Same thing I go in the water In my bathtub I get scared The same way And I come up

Let's look at I'm gonna read a little bit of this Because I wanted to know Sure An Ohio billionaire is planning To take a deep sea submersible to the Titanic It's always the Titanic depth

Like who gives a fuck Who fucking cares There is amazing footage Of that shit already That you can watch that Will look better than being there That's the thing that's Okay anyway

So yeah Real estate investor Larry of course He's a billionaire because he's a real estate investor Of course, of course This guy Fuck this asshole Can you think of a better group Can you think

Fuck him This is what I'm saying It's like can you think of a better group of people To be sent underwater into a submersible And imploded I could not ready for that yet You're not ready for that But yeah

What do you whoa whoa whoa I'm not going to say I'm not going to say Yeah actually because Absolutely prejudice Absolutely prejudice It sounds like yeah Sounds probably Like you and Hitler

Like hey, it was good Well, I never said that Never like Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, You like, he'd probably be happy With the people I chose, don't get me wrong, But like, like, Eugenics, I would never say it

Was good with eugenics, you, you, you, you, you, you, You want to board with that, homie? Like I'm saying, bro, if we can make better people, why not make better people, you know? Oh, okay. Okay.

I'm saying, right? You know, like, let's be real. Stop pussy fun, bro. Let's, let's evolve, bro. It hasn't been a thousand years yet. Stupid. Look, all right, all right. So, yeah, we're going to get billionaires.

I like it. So who's going with this guy? On the first trip, let's say there's 10 seats. Who's going with them? That's so many seats. I want to know Mark Cuban died for some reason. I don't know why. I just want to know he's dead.

Like, I want to know. I don't like it for some reason. He's not terrible. He's actually not a terrible guy, but I want to know he's dead. He's probably one of like the least egregious ones. Like, actually Something about it makes me think he should not be here. I mean, look, deep down, I'm sure.

That's so weird. He's probably doing a lot of, like, he's probably still doing some shit that we're not aware of. I'm sure if I look and do a deep dive on Mark Cuban, I can get really pissed off. But I want to believe, because I think he still owns the Mavericks, I'm assuming. That's really the only reason I know him.

And so I've always... Dirk don't play no more. Sound good fuck about the Mavericks. Fuck that. Dirk is gone. He's retired finals right now, man. They're fucking, it's, it's a good basketball. It's good basketball.

But where's my, where's my, what is dirt from? He's Austrian. So they, look, they replaced him. They replaced him with, uh, what is he, a Serbian or something? Whatever the fuck, uh, wait, what is he? I don't even know what Luke Adonchitz is. He's like Serbian. I think he's Serbian.

He's something like that. If he's not, I apologize. But I don't care. They're all, they're just white and Europeans. So it's the same thing. They replaced, that's why they got, they replaced Dirk with another white European. That is, well, more sensational than Dirk, actually. Don't say that.

Don't say that. Well, Dirk was good, but Luca's kind of a freak. You know, he's just got that weird. You know, like some of those Europeans, they just have, like, they're just so good with shooting guns because, you know, it's in their blood. It's like just, you know, just shoot guns really well. So he's like in the same, he's channeling his,

his ancestry of blasting natives from other countries to just shooting, translating that to shooting baskets. Like, it's incredible. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbeta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM Research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing,

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He said because it's in their blood. It's incredible. If that was, if you. If you palette swapped, if you palette swap this conversation, that is cancelable. That is a cancelable statement. That's why it's so great that like. If a European was like, oh, these Negroes shoot basketballs well because it's in their blood. That podcast would get canceled with the hurry up.

But see, that's why it's so great that there are certain things you can just get away with. It's like it's like doing race. Asian caricatures or or impressions. Like, it's fucked up, but at the end of the day, no one's gonna really do anything about it. Like, if we just turn this into like the, the Ching Chong cast for one day. Oh my gosh.

And then just went like crazy with that. People would be like, what the fuck is that? And then we changed back the next day. The next day we're back to Snark Tank and we don't say anything about it. Like, we wouldn't get canceled. People would be like, what the fuck was that? That was crazy, and then they would move on. People would laugh.

Instead of being mad, people would laugh at it. If we turned it to the worst thing, people wouldn't laugh. Now check it. If we turned it into the hard art tank, and then, you know, like, we just have Chris just saying the N-word fucking, like, for the entire two hours, you know, we probably wouldn't be a podcast anymore, but you'd take it down. So that'd be funny, bro. I mean, look, Swan Song, Swan Song.

Swan Song. Like, if we don't get Keith David, it's got to be something. else, you know? Like, if we don't get Keith, then it's going to be something incredibly... It's going to be... Chris, episode 500, you have to use the N-word. Yeah, I think I've said it on the show, but I feel like I've said it on the show before. No, I'm talking about hard hour, bro. You're being saw. I'm talking about... You got to... You got to refer for me as N-word one and Derek as N-word two.

Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. You got to do it. If you don't do it, we revolve. So, gentlemen's agreement. All right, we're shaking on it right now, verbal shake. All right. Not verbal.

Digital. Yeah. Okay, so it's locked in. Great. So yeah, okay, so who's on a submersible? Who's on, we got, so 10 spots. This, this Ohio retard is these one. See, the issue is that I feel like the people who need to be on it the most are people that we've never,

that we wouldn't know, you know what I mean? Like, it would be people in the shadows who are, like, very, very wealthy, but have no societal impact as far as, like, what they personally bring to the table. You know, it would be those people. It would be people like this guy. It would be people like this guy who, like, I don't know who this fucking,

I've never heard of this fucking person is, but he's a fucking wealthy cunt. And so, like, well, yeah, but that's not the exercise. We don't know who the fuck, we're not, with, right, right, right, okay, I'm just saying. We're just saying. Of course, you're right about that, but that's not, that isn't, Get Elon on there

Yeah, he was number one He was number one on the list He was absolutely number of list Uh Oh, Matthew Pelosi He's my No, I don't want Ethan Ralph until he's like finished until like one day he's like

I'm no longer streaming anymore or some shit What if he survives? What if he survives the wreckage of the implosion Because he is equally as dense He probably is He probably is like holding it back Like he's like doing like Like a sciatic

person is like, don't worry, I got it. He's like, uh, he's like Peter Parker and Spider-Man, too, when he's like holding like the, the edge, like the, this is really heavy. That wall, that wall would, Mary Jane is like, this is really heavy. He's holding, he's holding the submarine together. He's holding back the force of the ocean. And he's like, he's like, guys, fours. Yeah, and he goes like, guys, run. And he goes, Ethan, it's a submarine.

We can't run anywhere. He can't run. It's like, move on. Go on. out me. And he's like, you fucking idiot. We can't go anywhere.

We're stuck. They're crushed, but there's like, okay, most of them would have to have been crushed already. No, no, no,

no, it's not bending at all. It's, he's holding it back. He's holding it. He's like, he said his hands out. So he's extremely powerful then.

He's not only, I was picturing that it just collapsed around him. There was enough space for his body. So he's just, so Ethan Ralph is just like, Vrilla He's offsetting the force Down there

Yeah, and he's doing it's like yeah I would say then it probably more like the the The subway The What he's when he's holding it He's holding his arms out Spider-Man Yeah, yeah I'd say so he's more like doing that thing with this

Fucking shit face Yeah kind of trying to hold back It Guys Do y'all see it yet Guys hold on Just go I love going

on without me. Like they, some Elon Musk opens the fucking he opened and immediately he just he opens the window

like a fucking 1997 Volkswagen Jedi and the ocean just rushes in they only've got one chance and then

I want him I want him to be rolling it down and until it's down all the way the water doesn't come in. It's like a fucking car window It goes down slightly

I think it was fucking just Like a bullet Like an explosion Wait we got to jump the shark So basically it was only that guy Elon Musk He's the rubber No we put Bezos down there

Pelosi fucking Um Pelosi's not a billionaire yet She's probably close though She's gonna die soon anyway It doesn't matter It would be a waste It would be a waste of a spot

I think her tits would also save her too They're like really She would just put her tits inside the clog of the door Yeah yeah So it wouldn't no more pressure come in Let's see Probably just a bunch of landlords Um

There's a bunch of land yeah Like this dickhead The black rock people Let's see Yeah Yeah whoever's black rock man Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna.

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I guess we can do, yeah. Yeah, John Blackrock. Yeah, we can do like, I think we could do, I mean, I guess people on Pelosi's level makes sense to. Like, there are some people that are, it's like, let's help them, you're, you're, you're kind of right, where there's people that are, you know, one foot in the grave, but they're not dying fast enough. So, like, there is like a Mitch McConnell who's like, I'm like, why is he still here? He's, he's, he's not, he's no sense to me that he's still. I want Mitch McCona. I want to, I want to be the reason he goes, though. I want to be, I want to stand over him. I want to stand over in him and hail him as he leaves, you know. Now, yeah, he takes, like, I want to, I want to use it to keep me. I want to, I want to use it to keep me. I want to. I want to keep. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to me here longer. I want to know that like, you know, it's evil. It's evil, but I want to like catch his soul in a bottle and then crack it for like

sustenance like in a video game. That's going to give me bad. I wouldn't want that in me. I do, bro. I want, I want him to know that I'm here longer because of him. What if he's here longer because of you as a result of that? He does body swaps me. Yeah. What if he like goes into your body?

It's Freaky Friday, but it's you and Mitch McConnell. That would be so inferior. I'm like, why, why me? This summer, a brand new installment to the freaky Friday's fucking world. It's exactly how to say it, too. It starts off with like fucking some 41 and it shows Kingston. It's like, man, I hate, I hate internet.

I hate working on the internet. And it cuts to Mitch McConnell. goes like, he goes, I hate being fucking alive at this age. Fucking do it. Oh. And then and then it cuts, it cuts to you guys in like a Chuckie cheese, uh, bathroom. And you run into, you bump into each other and he drops an ancient necklace that was given to him by his forefathers.

And you see it and you're like, I'm going to steal that because you're Mitch McConnell. I hate you. And you wrestle over it. And then you snap it in half. and then like your soul swap. And then you both talk to each other. He goes, I'm you. And he goes, you're me.

And then it cuts this summer. And then it's just, and you're dead though, because you're just, you're dying. Like Kingston in Mitch McConnell's body is just kind of like in hospice care. And then Mitch McConnell gets a whole secondary career run. This time has a fucking minority. So it's going to be easier to destroy a living community. Yeah. they'll trust me now

they'll finally don't trust me but as well as your voice they'll be like yeah they they trust me I'm I'm Mitch McConnell and I don't sound like whoa they trust me they trust me they'll trust me

nothing like that that's my impression of Kingston whoa it's Kingston it's me whoa hey guys what's going on I like C&D whoa you want to open up some

Digimon cards whoa Have we ever impersonated each other? Let's let's see like... What is up with the character assassination of me right now, guys? What's going on? Can we impersonate each other? Like, can we give that, give that a go?

Derek, get ready to bleed me out. Okay, I'm impersonating Chris. Get ready to bleed me out, all right? All right, all right, all right. Really try, though. How does you sound? Okay. I feel like I forget everything you say as soon as you say it,

so it's going to be difficult. Let's try to get the cadence down, say anything. I don't know how to do that I'll be disrespectful. I feel like I don't know how to approach disrespectful. Just do it. Doesn't matter. I don't care. This is the show. Who cares? Because I want to try to, I want to try to person. But I'm just thinking, yeah, what's going on? I'm Chris. Like, that's not how you sound at all. That's not he's not that at all. Is that what you, are you sure? Is that what you hear?

I think that's what I hear, but I don't want to hear that. I try to give him respect. Try to sound like me, Derek. How do I sound? Well, you already did. You already gave your fucking impression. It was extremely disrespectful. I'll do a real one. Let me see.

Um, well, Kingston. That is. I don't want to, I don't. I don't, I don't, I don't want to sound, hell. Wait, I don't want to sound how disrespectful. I'm Kingston.

Lily. Lily, Lily. Lilly. Lillie, get the fuck out of here. Lily. Lily. Get the fuck out of here. I'm going to kill myself.

Lily. I fucking hate you. Lily. Lily. I don't fucking get myself. Please. No more, Lily. Please, I can kill myself.

No more. Something like that. I can't like, I don't know. It's hard because it's easy to impersonate people that have like. Impersonatable voices. Yeah, right? Yeah, yeah. When you're on, Chris, like say when you're doing a video and you're on, it's you can.

Right. Yeah. You're more of a, so like, like, hey, it's right. Chris Ray gun here. Chris Ray. Chris Ray gun here. Like, I can't do your voice really, but I can get, like, your kind of cadence sound like, there's a cadence, yeah.

There's the fucking this. Like, there was a, oh, like, say, say, for example, when, when, uh, so last episode that we recorded, we had to, I had to cut out, I bleeped a couple of things because, uh, just so people don't have, don't know, um, where Chris lives or whatever. And your motherfucker was so good. I was like, I, this needs to be something. Like, if we had a soundboard, because you were like, motherfucker. Like it was so good.

Like you shook a little bit. And it was, I was like, I felt that, man. I got so bad immediately because I was like, no, come on. You were like, I forget people will try to come and kill us. I forget that's a thing. I don't mind people knowing, I don't mind people knowing like generally. But like it's just like we were so specific with like distance. Someone would definitely just hang around your block.

100%. They would hang around your block until they ran into you. Right. You guys definitely did enough enemies. used to for someone for someone with a fucking rifle to be outside. A rifle. A loop in a block for you. Walking around.

Walking around. Walking around. L.A. with a rifle and not being stopped. It's crazy. It's a hunting rifle too. For hours. What are you doing with that, dude? It's a single shot rifle.

Safari outfit. He's not a safari outfit. There he is. Be careful. I'm making of the guy from Jumanji. The white guy from Jumanji. Yeah. The fucking white guy from Jibonji with that.

sweet Confederate fucking mustache. I don't like dog skin people. I came here to kill people of color. Mm. Why? Nah, I'm here to kill. The elephant rifle, bro. And, like, the cops,

the cops just don't even. They just look and they're like, like, it's so over the top in cartoonish. They're just going to keep driving. Let them, let them get at least one, you know? Let them get at least one. After he hurt one, we'll go and get them. That can't be a threat.

It's so loony. Oh, he's on his way to Universal or some shit. Like, this isn't, this isn't real. Yeah, we'll be like, that's a costume. Clearly, he's not here to hurt anyone. And then fucking, he appears on the radio later. They're like, oh, that guy actually shot someone in the face. Our voices are not, I've never heard, like, we don't have like, I wouldn't say our voices

are indistinct, but they aren't distinct in the way. that like very very highly impersonatable people are you know what i mean yeah like we have we have normal people's voices i think i think yeah for sure right i could be biased i don't no i would say yeah out of uh since you have the highest voice it is definitely out of all of us your voice is normal but all of us i think people could have a better results doing you chris than uh uh uh us too, because I think our voices are a little bit too lame. Well, I've heard, well, I've heard people, I've heard people impersonate me, or like, not impersonate me, but, like, do, like, steal my, like, my, like, my, the accent and, like,

pretend, like, it's real. I feel like I've done it one time in a video. Yeah. I, I, I, I'm not going to remember what video, but I remember specifically, I remember, I remember specifically seeing people, like, there was, I remember, I'm not going to, I'm not gonna name names or anything. I just thought, because I don't really care. It's not really that big of a deal. I just thought it was at the time. I thought it was so strange where there was this person that I knew and I had spoken to him and I know that his voice was like completely normal. And then after I met him, he would make videos and he just stole the accent. And then he would claim that it's like, oh, no, I grew up, like, I have friends from New York and they speak like that and it's kind of like grafted on to me. And it's like, motherfucker, that's not a real New York accent at all. I That's fake. Yeah, that's weird.

It's like a mix of... I invented it fake. Like, it's not even mine. No, it's not, it's like a, it's a complete performative, like, Chris Rayguns. It's a mix of, like, there's a quick, Chris. There's a chopper. Yeah, it's not, it's like, hey, wow, what, I, it's been so, it's been a lot.

Wow, Ocean Gate. Wow, what a fascinating place to be. Cool. Yeah. Like, it's not, it's not, it's not, there's no. It's, that's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not real. That's not like, oh, yeah, like I talk.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm from, I'm from Louisiana and I talk like. No, you don't. I've noticed quite a few people, creators that, and it's almost like they'll catch themselves and they'll start getting almost like what they think is kind of a New York somewhat of an accent. I've noticed that in a lot of people where once they're getting a little joky or they want to be kind of charismatic and it starts leaning more towards that area and I'm like,

what are you doing? You don't talk like that. And there was a guy specifically, oh, man, I can't remember his name right now, but he used to do drama news. Fuck! Oh, if it comes to me, I don't remember, I don't know. But there's, he's a guy that he's also done some, like,

stand-up comedy in the area. I think he's in L.A. Oh, my God, it doesn't matter. Somebody will probably remember, but he got into some drama with some other people that they were doing some weird live improv roasting stuff, but this guy used to do- I can't remember the name.

I can't remember his name. But he used to do it. Well, essentially what Kim Star would do. And I think they even got into some beef at some point. And out of nowhere, he started just being like, hey, what's up? My name is this, sin. And over here. And it was like, what the fuck?

Why is he doing this? Yeah. It immediately just turned into what he thought in New York accent was. And it was really psychotic, I guess. What the fuck you think you're doing over there? You go down in a submersible? You think you're going to survive? What are you fucking stupid?

You fucking stupid up here? You fucking dumb, bro. It's crazy, too. It's crazy, too, because, like, I have, it's gone. It's diminished in, in the last, like, 10 years. But I have a New York accent that is real, that is very much not that that comes out when I get, like, angry or like, when I'm, like, home. But, like, it's not even close to the video, the video stuff. I don't, I don't have a New York accent.

I don't think I ever really did. You don't have one. Yeah, you didn't grow up with, in your, really in your, really in your house. household is what really matters. That's true. And people speak spout. I mean, I sound,

people say I do. I don't think I do. People say I have a patois accent. I don't think I don't think I do at all. No, you don't. I think I sound like a regular American person. People are fucking lying to you right to your fucking face.

People are disrespecting you and your character by lying directly. They don't know you to chill. I feel like you're doing that. I feel like you're doing that right now. I'm back. You do not have a patois accent. You fucking psycho? A bit.

I don't think I have much of one. It's not there at all. You have like, you actually, I think you can tell, I'm from New York. I think what's unfortunate, and you're not going to like hearing this, but I feel like you might have, and I understand that I mean this

in a very, very lowercase way, but you have almost like, I wouldn't say British exactly, but like the way that British, yeah, I know. The way that British people assume Americans speak is how you sound. not what you mean.

I heard that before, yeah. He's not like, I think that's also part of kind of being. Oh, what's all big, I think. I think that's a part of being Jamaican, I think.

I know a lot of other Jamaicans that speak English without an accent that sounds like that. So I'm like, right. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, by the way,

the guy was talking about his name's, uh, deaf noodles. Oh, yeah, it was driving me insane. I was like,

I have to find this. but yeah so um yeah i guess that that guy's a clown i saw that i guess the uh moist critical was shitting on him so that was yeah he's he's much larger than i thought so or at least he was worth clowning on at that level so yeah that that guy was pretty you you know the more that the more that i've been online to more that i i realize that like i i always thought that you people were being, I guess, their only reason to be fake or put on like a front was to maximize profits

in a way that like, oh, I'm going to become rich or something. But even at these shittiest levels of anything, people are just doing it. And it kind of, it really weirded me out. Because I was like, what are you what are you gating from like putting on this persona? It doesn't seem to be actually

doing anything for you. Why are you doing this? And that that's crazy. We're like this guy, what's up? What's crazy is that like, This is not my real voice either. How I'm speaking to you now. Kingston, Kingson will know, Derek will know this too. Like, every time we get off camera, like I shift into my real accent and my real voice.

Yeah, I didn't know you're going to expose this. I didn't know. Yeah, I mean, like, I figured like we're so deep into the show. I figure I might as well give you guys like, all right, hold on. Let me snap out of this public radio persona that I've crafted over the years. Hello, it is me, Chris Reagan. Hello, how are you do? This is how I speak, for real.

Whoops. But that would be annoying to listen to. So I developed... So I developed a... Did you put a V in front of the W? I don't remember. Whoops. Whoops.

Whoops. Whoops. That sounds like something that, like, somebody from that region would do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoopsies. I've done wrong. Because like they do the opposite. Because they do the opposite with V's,

where they turn to like vodka is like woodca. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research,

what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together? It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes.

Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point.

How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2025, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse?

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Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. They say like, they say it with a W. Wodka. Wudka. Look, I don't know any Russians and I'm being honest.

I never met Russian. I never spoke to Russian. My wife is half Russian, so. I don't know her. The fuck you're talking about. Shut the fuck up. I don't know her. I don't know her.

I've dated. I've dated like Slovenians. I've dated a Slovenian woman, but that's as far as I, that's, that's the closest I ever got to that, even that side of the world. Do they do that shit? I don't know if they, do they do the WV thing? Not really.

The WVV thing? No, no, no. I don't know any white niggas. I like she. She didn't, I don't know. Maybe they do. I like it. Jojo every once in a while, she'll catch yourself, like, say, you know,

vibes is a popular word to use. And so every once in a while when she's talking, like, fast, she'll say, whibes. And I'm like, ha, ha, ha. The wife killer. I'm the absolute, I'm a wife killer. I don't know anybody from Europe. I never met a European in my wife. She'll be like that.

Until I was 25. You are killing my wife. You are killing my wife. And then she'll be like, oh, excuse me, excuse me. So it's like sometimes it's still like really deeply better at her. Excuse me. When she gets mad at you, does she speak, does she speak aggressive European? You are killing my wife.

You fucking, no, no, no, no. That's your impression. That's your impression at Jojo. I love that. You're killing my wife. What don't you do? You kill you my wife. What do you do?

And then she'll be like... I go to drive BMW. I go to drive my BNV. And I'm like, BMW? No, my BNV. You're killing my wife right now. And then I'm like, I'm sorry. Why's just so fucking agro, dude.

Like, my bad wife. Sorry, wife. Jesus. Derek comes home shivering. He's like, it's 8 p.m. He's shivering. He's afraid. The lights are off.

He turns the lights on. and uh Jojo is sitting in a chair She's sitting in a chair He's like Where have you been You're killing my wife You're killing my wife

I'm so sorry My lovely wife No sorry You're home in here Right now Now go get me Go get me B and V Go drive B&V right now

Go get me What is it? What is a Russian snack Go get to be hot water On cabbage B&V Boklavo Bulavel

Hot water and cabbage That's crazy Don't Russians Eat like bear fat for like fucking lunch Don't they go out there Doesn't every Russian have to go for When I was young boy in Mother Russia

We used to scrape face Off of little Sleeping bears with our bare teeth We scrape the face off of bear We run away real quick We fall fast like skittery Like bugs in wind In my country, we have to, in Mother Russia and Mother Russia, we have to, by five years old, we have to kill bear.

And it is, as you say, 50-50, because we cut our, we, we, we make it sometimes you don't. We make it sometimes you don't. In Mother Russia, we cut our foreskins a little differently. We cut it more like banana peel. kind of a long ways multiple sides it's a fun little it looks like flower to us

it's pretty it's pretty like flower like blossoming flower it's like how you see lily before like penis skin like a lily it's beautiful It is It is not unlike

Hot Dog meets Venus flytrap That's great That's so gross Yeah, that's a Love you Jojo Your uh You're uh your your your

your Russian side is hilarious Look man We're running it Look the reality is The reality is we're running out of accents That we're allowed to do And so we have to do them while they are allowed And right now the only thing they're allowed is we got

I mean I think I think we're right on the cusp of Jewish being not okay So we've got to we got to get that We got to we got to we got to we got to uh We got to uh What do you mean? It's always just aching. It's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, oh, geez.

Oh, what are we going? Oh, the matzabal soup was a bit cold, but, uh, yeah, there's the, uh, Jesus, oh, uh, Matsva, like, there's that one, but then there's the old, like, uh, where it almost starts starts getting into, like Romanian kind of Pennsylvania. It's like a little senolish. What are you talking about? Blah. The Transylvanian, a Jewish person turns into Dracula.

That's essentially. I don't know. Blah, let me suck you. Blah. We had a very holy time back in the day. I can't be out during the sun. It hurts my skin. So, like, these are the things.

So it's like we're running low. We got Russian. It's still okay. We got Jewish. It's okay for the time being. We got Italian and British. And that's it. Unfortunately, and I, look, man, I, I think it's, I think it's, I think it's, I think it's, I think it's, fuck out of year. It's fine. Sort of. Yeah, I mean, but there's, they're not really, to be, to be, to be much Mexican. To be completely honest. It's more Mexican. Yeah, it's not his, because like normal Spanish really isn't that fun to, like, it's not, like, the issue with like, it sounds awesome. It sounds awesome, which defeats the purpose. Like, it's, it's, it's not really that. Like, if you're, if you're, if you're doing like Antonio Bandera's, it's like, oh, that's not funny. That's just like, like, I'm, I'm. It's just like, I'm. It's just like, I'm. It's just like, I'm. It's just like, I'm. It's just like,

I want to fuck you now. Like, it's just like, this isn't working. But, so you got to do the lazy Mexican. That's the only day that horse thing. Yeah, yeah. Oh, me, Gusto, my view. Aydeos meal. Is that a fucking nuclear missile hit it on?

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But that, that, uh, that is very pergroso. Oh, the, Dios, me. Uh, well, uh, I need to, uh, I need to, uh, need to help. Do you see? Wait, wait. Wait, wait. Wait. Wait.

Wait. Oh, my dweller. Disg. Oh, my dwee, disgo. I'm going. Do you see the nuclear missile? I'm here. I'm here.

You're right. Oh, my God. Lily's making, Lily hears me. And she's getting fucking mad. So we're running, so we're running out of, so we're running out of accents. I think specifically Asians are gone

Like you can't do the Asian accent Indian I think it's like You can't do it At Indian is at that cusp India is at that cusp where I think it's probably okay But it's like a little bit risky You can't do black accents that aren't Nigerian Like you can't do like

You can do African accents Right but you can do African American accents You're an African American accent really though You know you know what it is Come on what it is word? No. I don't know what a black accent is really.

Essentially. Hey, yo, son, what's good, kid? Yeah. What's good, son? Yeah. Yeah. And then, you know, you got to throw the N-word in there. I was it's not a black accent.

You can only do it if you're impersonating a very impersonated. Like, if you're doing like, if you're doing like a cat Williams, like if you're doing a cat Williams impression, you can get away with it. Yeah. Or something. I went down to the mall and guess what they had there. They had chicken. They add chicken

I went down to the mall And guess what I saw Lily drinking piss yet again Yet again And I was like damn Lily Why are you drinking piss again But she loves her damn piss So let her be

I hate Cat Williams I hate Cat Williams I cannot believe that We were in Buffalo Wild Wings In the middle of the night And we were just like Is that Cat William That was a really strange experience

Being at Buffalo Wild Wings at two in the... Why were we there? Were we just like hungry and like we couldn't sleep? We were hungry and we were like, you want to go to beat us? He's walked the beat up. So we walked him up lowelligs

and then Kat Williams walks out with like a security detail. That was the strangest. I wish I had like documented that like the day that had happened because like I don't think, like I have no recollection of when that was. I know it was like 2017-2018

but like I don't remember like what the fucking well it isn't Chris Reagan. And his faithful steed, Thomas Swinnard. I'm not a steed. Yeah, nigger, sure you are. Sure you are, nigga. Shut the fuck up, nigga. We've got to kill Kat Williams.

We can. We've got to kill him. Oh, God. It ain't killing nothing, man. We're running low. You can do a datech pal. So, yeah, there's a couple of African-Americans that can do some, some niggies you can do. That's fine

But yeah Just doing it in general is wrong That is true I definitely been doing a lot of Indian because I watched the movie RRR Oh my god Dude I blew my way

That movie is so much fun man I can't We definitely I can't believe It took you this long to watch it Because I remember talking about it on the show It's been in my queue It's been in my queue for

As long as it's been on Netflix I'm like I'm gonna check this out I never did Apparently that movie is like Political propaganda For in Like there's like some like it's for like a specific party in India but like I really don't care because dude like let me tell you something if the daily wire was putting out shit like this

Like it'd be over are you like are you joking they might have an ally in me bro They might they might have an ally yet if they had like Trump Yeah I mean people with a motorcycle like come on dude And it looked that good it is so that movie is like an anime basically like it is it is one of the craziest fucking things I've ever it's one of the craziest live action movies I've ever seen from like an action standpoint. It's nuts. The way that I, the way that I absorbed it is that this game, sorry, that's what I mean, like, this movie is actually a video game. Yeah.

That's exactly, because the way that it plays, there's enough fight scenes throughout this movie that I'm like, this would satiate me like in a video game. Like one of the first fight scenes is like, oh, arrested. man and people are like, I'm not fucking arresting this guy. There's a huge mob outside of our British little encampment or whatever. And then fucking ROM's just like, no, I got this. And he fucking charges into all of them. And you know what it turned into? It turned into like when the camera swings around as you're walking out to do something,

it swings around and it's you doing it. And you're your third person and you're like, you're figuring out your button. You're like, all right, how do I do this? It's crazy. It's crazy. It becomes, it becomes, it becomes fucking. That's what I was about to say. that. It becomes dynasty

warriors immediately and you're like, what the fuck is going on? How strong is this one feller? This guy and at the end, after he does the thing, he captures the guy and they're all upset and stuff. He does this stop of authority

and then they all get demoralized and go home. It's crazy. I was like, dude, this movie is, I was like, this is going to be the best thing. Did you not see the next part he's running from a wolf and he makes a wolf run into a tiger then he holds the tiger back

enough to stop oh no that's the different guy yeah no other dude yeah that's the next scene literally yeah when he's because and the cool thing about it and he's just holding the tiger and I'm like what is happening and what's so cool about this is the movie is so it really ties together not what I was surprised about it the plot and the the the pacing everything made sense as it went further and further, I was like, wow, this is actually really good.

Because when he captures the tiger, you're kind of like, what the fuck is he doing? And you don't know. But you find out way later, that was just a portion of him when they released that barrage of animals on that embassy thing. That was what he was doing, capturing those animals. Because at first you're like, is he doing it for sport just to prove that he's really strong? Are they going to eat the fucking tiger? Because he says, I'm sorry, I'm capturing you for like the wrong reasons. He says something like that.

And I'm like, and then, and then they call back on it when you see that cage full of ferocious animals. And he starts sunning them. And then he's there and he's like, oh, he's beaten all these animals. He's beating all these animals up. It's so insane. It was the plot is, like, the thing was, it engaged me too. I wasn't expecting that. I wasn't expecting like the dial, the acting was actually, you know, other than the, you know, the Bollywood dancing.

That shit's hilarious, like always. But like the actual acting, the crying, the emotion. the flashbacks were at one point I felt like the flashback was going to be kind of kill the pacing like in a way that the Last of Us part two would do but no it flashed back and it was a really important scene where like Rom is young

and this is when he figure out that he's a this is when he figure out that he's an agent he's infiltrating that so we can get the guns this is when you find that shit out because at first you're like who is this simple for the British Empire like rom you're like who is this fucking bootlicker like what is this shit but then you figure out later on that like oh no he's with the village and he's infiltrating that army so we can get the guns to his people so they can take over and drive them out and like so it ended up being so important that the the flashback unlike say the last of us part two when it was just a flashback just to have you spend time with joel like that was the only reason to do it we're like i agree i agree it is it is better i agree that r r r r is better than the last of us part two for sure we already know we're just like we already know we're just to have you Joel. We already know Joe cares about Ellie, dog. We don't care.

If R.R. was a legitimate video game, I would 100% stack it up against Last World's Part 2 and be like, way better. Way better. It is crazy. Good. That movie keeps my best friend and I gave him. I gave him up. I can't believe. I have to go see him. The thing about that movie is that it doesn't stop accelerating. Like, it keeps getting more. Like when you think you've reached the most insane. part of it, it just, because isn't at the end, like, he's basically like Tarzan? And he's like, I can't remember what the fuck was going out at the end of it because he was so...

They assume he's the reincarnation of one of the gods. Yeah. Because he gets the bow. He assumes it. He has a bow. Right, he has a bow at the end. It's like... They still did a switcheroo because the first person, whatever his name is a beam or

whatever the other guy. He sees the stuff first, the borne or everything. So you think he's going to adopt it. So they do is, they're still fucking with you at the very end of the movie where you're thinking maybe he's going to do it

but then know it, it turns out ROM and then he's flowing and then he has the shit and he becomes, he's healed immediately because his knees were bashed before that.

He's full power. He's completely healed and that's on a motorcycle. I love the movie that he's completely, he's 100% now, fucking shit up. He has unlimited arrows.

He's fucking. It really did feel, it really sincerely felt like a video game from like 2009, like 2009, 2010. Like these balls to the wall fucking X-Men Origins Wolverine, fucking Journey, Odyssey to the West. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

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This is a job for indeed sponsored jobs. Like, just something about it was just so fucking fun. This is what I've been trying to tell people. I've been trying to tell people you need to watch the fast and furious movies when the Rock joins. Because

there's a lot of people that are like, oh, those movies are so fucking stupid. I'm like, yes! Yes! That's what I mean. Right, right, right. But hold on, Derek. Derek, hold on. Let's be real, though. Yeah. None of those are reaching the heights of this fucking movie. This movie's insane. Oh, no.

That's what I mean. I'm not even close. I want them to. No, I'm not even saying there. No, no, absolutely not. My word. No, RR. My word, sir.

Those were not my words. RR is where I want the movie to go. And naturally, it was going to go there in 10, but then they wanted to bring it back. Nine was so out of control that I was, I saw it in Lithgow. And I was audibly laughing out loud and people are looking at me because there's a lot of people that for some reason they take those movies seriously and I don't understand how because it became so self-aware like there's a scene where Roman starts talking about it literally he says he's like we should have died a long time ago because how are we untouched with there's not a scratch on me and this is something that people have been criticizing how are they always come out on top how are they not dead how are they not fucking dude dude. Dom once jumped out of a car He was racing and it caught on fire The engine's on fire

He's he's reversing He jumps he bales out what had to be at like over 100 miles an hour And he's completely fine Not even a scratch if you Imagine jumping out of a car The condition The condition The condition you'd be in

Would be hilarious You would be Fied Clowns basically There would be so much of you on the streak behind you because you'd be leaving part to yourself behind.

You'd be in a clown reality in that scenario. You would not be you anymore. There's a moment in, I think, the eighth one or the ninth one where there's, it's like literally a Captain America moment actually straight up. But there's a moment where like there are

guys coming at him and just singly Dominic Toretto is pushing back a ton of jacked agent and then he makes the bridge collapse to save everybody and I'm like that is one man I think Dom on paper could probably be

Captain America Steve Rogers like Chris Evans Captain America would lose to Dom Toretto I actually believe I actually in the rules if we're talking about the rules of the Fast and Furious universe if they're both who they are in their universes put against each other I think Dom I cap could win but I would not be surprised if Dom won I'd be like, oh, okay.

I feel like Dom would win in a way that, like, he would go get Cap dead to rights, but Cap can't die. So there would be, he would get out of it some way. But he did, like, he did beat him technically. Kind of in the way that he beat the Rock in five, they had their tussle. And then he just has like this big monkey wrench. And instead of slamming into the Rock's face, which would have been hilarious, he just slams it like next to him. Beak, he just big, big. And then the.

And then the franchise is very different Because he's not in the franchise anywhere Because he's fucking He's hitting a rock at a face So many times That eventually he's just hitting concrete again That's how many times he hit him in that And that's why they beefed

Because that was in the original script I'll have to bash your brains out to your fucking paste The Rock They actually hate that's funny they hate each other Yeah But they've made up because he's going to be in the new movie That's true That last one was really fucking

It was fun, but it wasn't nearly as insane as nine, so it kind of disappointed me. They kind of reeled it back over there. I love this, Momoa in that movie. I think he was the best part. Moa was good because he just studied, like, a few characters, like the Joker. And he was like, I'm going to do this wacky, fun villain kind of thing. And I think he also studied the villain that that guy in, what is the 2012-O-7? What was that one called?

Quantum of Salas? Skyfall? Something, the sky, something? Skyfall. You said that? Okay. That was 2007? No country? No, 2012. No, right. Oh, pretty sure. That no country from an old man guy, that guy he played a villain.

So I think he was kind of like, I was seeing pieces. Thank you. Thank you. So, yeah, I think he did a good job channeling like some kind of dumb, fun, weirdo villain kind of thing. had fun with it. I thought... I think this movie was like, I'm not going to try hard. I'm just going to have fun because I'm in this movie with these guys

and this ain't really a movie, so I was going to have fun. That's the thing. I don't want serious shit in that movie. It made me mad that it was... Nine was so stupid. I was like, I can't wait for 10. It's going to be even... And then they reel it back a little bit. I was like, that's... I want RR. That's what I want.

I want RR in my action films. Like, stop trying to make it like even a small bit realistic. I don't want any of that shit. The thing is that we don't need story from things that we don't need stories from. That's what I'm saying. R.R. I'm not there for that.

I'm not there. That there's actually a good story behind it too, which actually, that was the thing that I wasn't expecting that at all. Like, and the thing that made me know there's going to be a good movie, the very beginning were that little girl, because it's about getting that little girl back, when she's taking the mom, they stop. And then like, oh, don't waste the bull. it, you know, don't waste a bullet on these Indians

and that guy just grabs the tree branch and just smashes it over her fucking head. And I was like, yo! That was so much. Dude, that moment was so brutal for no damn reason. I was like, don't waste a bullet.

I mean, I was like, huh? He just goes, grabs the branch and freaking Jolzer. And I'm like, damn, bro. It serves with the Joel Miller, bro. Amazing movie. All right, let's get into some questions, huh? Let's get into some questions from our patrons over from patreon.com slash just snartank.

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So with that being said, what are some baffling encounters you've had with absolute strangers that you'll never be able to forget? Thank you, Papa Jesus for the right way. This person's clearly in the south or something, right? or at least in like an Appalachia, like state. Yeah, he's in the mountains. In the Appalachia? Yeah, yeah, for sure. That's fucking crazy.

Like, it's like, or maybe not, because I feel like the person that said the thing, the parents are cool with it, it, I don't think somebody in, like, the South would even, would even mention that as a defense because they just wouldn't give a fuck. So, yeah, they're just sitting there. It's like, well, you know how we do things so, but differently down here in the South. We, you know, we like to fuck. our children, they killed him. He's saying kill him?

They raise dogs as pets and eat them in front of our kids. Sometimes we get, we, we, yeah, we got, where's Fido? Get Fido over here, come here, boy. This is my dog. I fuck him regularly, and this is my daughter. This is my son. I fuck him regularly too as well, and, you know, this is just how we do things down here. I don't touch my daughter.

I don't touch my daughter. I'm not a monster, but I fuck my son, no doubt, no question about it. I'll tell you right now. You see, you see, you know, we can't afford pocket pussies and all them sorts over with all that big city, big city accoutrements. So what I do is I put a cream corn inside my son's asshole and fuck him. To simulate a pocket pussy. And I say, I come real good.

I come real good. Sometimes a man, sometimes a man with a big top hat. Sometimes a man of top hat from the big city will come over to tell me, I can't. be doing this and I tell him why don't you give it a try and now he comes over every Sunday night joins me in the fucking and now it's spreading let me tell you something you ain't gonna change our culture

you're not gonna change our heritage this is where we plant our steak sir I like the idea this dude this dude is bothered this dude the top hat is like appalled but then he gives it a try and he's like you know what

he talks him into it he talks this is a C-P P.S man. This is a CPS man on a top hat. I tell you what. I tell you what. And he goes there. He's like, I hate you. And he tries it. He's like, yo, you're on the sucking cream corn fucking your son's ass, bro. There's cream corn right here. You know, nothing like your son's ass full of cream corn.

I'll tell you what. Let me tell you so you can tax me up the ass. You can take my guns. You can vote Democrats into office. But you'll never going to stop me from fucking my son. That is one thing you ain't stopping me from doing it. Son's on the corner just crying. He just has some limited tears.

Help me. Help me. Help me. Do that me. Do that me. And he just smacks them over the head and just makes him trinkled. Quiet down. Shut up, Winslow.

Shut up, Winslow. You spoke when spoken to and cream went cream into, okay? That is. Devious. Yep. That's an accurate depiction. What the fuck are we talking about? How did we get? It's something about weird shit.

Weird shit you can't unseen. It's weird stuff that you've encountered that you can't unsee or something. Oh, man. I've mentioned one before. Yeah. I might have mentioned one before where I was a kid because we used to ride the, I don't think kids ride the public transportation like we used to. I just feel like the vibes is changed.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't... Probably in LA, certainly not, yeah. Yeah. So I would just be a kid because my mom worked for the MTA. And so I'd ride the bus everywhere as, you know, in elementary school. And I was with my buddy Cameron. And I'll never forget this guy. He was this red-headed fucking red-headed beard,

had this crazy long fucking earring like he was George Michael or some shit. And he had... short shorts like the jeans. And, you know, I don't know what was up with this guy. I'm like, oh, my God, it's weird. Then he was all soft-spoken. Like, he started talking. And he started talking to us.

And he said, and look, to this day, sometimes I'm like, am I misremembering this? Or did he actually say this? Because he asked us if we like Michael Jackson. He's saying, you guys like Michael Jackson? And we're like, yeah, sure. And what I remember him saying is he gets me really hard. Like, he said that. Those words.

We're little kids and he's like, he gets me really hard. And we're like, let's get off at the next stop. So we just pulled the fucking cord. We were like, dude, no, I can't be in this bus a minute longer with this guy because he's going to, he's going to bounce on us. Because it was the weirdest thing. And I was like, I was a kid, maybe I misheard him. Maybe he said something like, oh, he goes hard or some shit. I don't know, maybe.

But what it sounded like, this guy was saying Michael Jackson's heart is hot, gives him a huge bone or anyone. share it with the 10 year old thinking that that was like that was a really good information to relay and so I still think about that every once in a while like was that guy going to rape us I don't know I didn't find out yeah we didn't find out you're good there was no way like we had enough sense to not be like you know I don't understand kids these days that are like just they just go they would just go with strangers okay I got fucking candy at my shed oh you know you know you know you know you know what had worked on me puppies that puppy should would have worked on me bro that 10% I'm like, I don't know what you, bro.

Like, what are you talking about? If someone was like to little kid me, like less than like, and I'm talking about like at like eight or nine, you start knowing. If I was like five years old old, I would be like, really? Really? In your car?

You just have puppies. You're a god. Ran over to me. I would have ran over and put my seat mode on. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. This guy looks like fucking, uh, um,

Chris Helmsworth and Furiosa. And you're like, yeah, I got puppies. I got puppies in my car. You, uh, fucking... I outrun him to the car, bro. That dude's just like, he's so happy. He's like, wow. Then I don't see puppies and I get,

I got like a pocket knife on me. I don't see puppies and I start getting really violent. I feel like I've seen a lot of, I feel like I've seen a lot of things like, I don't know, like growing up in the city and, and around that area in the Bronx, you just, you see a lot of stuff like that that you kind of just forget

because it becomes somewhat normal. But like, the one that sticks out to me, that I probably won't forget. I actually don't think I've told. I actually don't think I've told this before. I think I might have maybe on a constellation. But I remember being in a Burger King. This is the second thing that I remember from this Burger King, by the way,

the same Burger King on Mashula by Gun Hill Road in the Bronx. I know exactly of Berkina you're talking about. Yeah, yeah. It's the one by the Popeyes and stuff. Yeah, exactly. Maybe. I don't remember. I didn't have Popeyes.

I actually didn't have Popeyes until I moved out here, actually. So, like, I didn't really know much about Popeyes. You missed out on chicken, man. Well, my family just made chicken. You know what I mean? There was really no other. Also, there's like candidates and stuff like that in New York as well. Yeah.

We never, I just, we never got chicken from outside. Like, we never went to a chicken restaurant because we just made really good chicken. My parents just made really good chicken. And I never really wanted outside chicken. You know what I mean? It's just different, though. Like, you know, like, Cajian chicken is fucking awesome. Oh, yeah, for sure.

No. Agent, everything is awesome. bro. Once I started living on my own and I stopped, I didn't really want to make chicken as often as I want. I didn't want to make chicken as often as I wanted it. Yeah. Because like, you know, so I eventually figured that out. But like, it was in this Burger King on Mashula.

I don't know if it's still there or not. But it used to be. And I remember, I saw one guy. This is the story that I told before, this one, where like I saw some guy like get really pissed off that his fry. You know how some fries have like, um, black parts on it because they're burnt a little bit or whatever. There's like a burnt for the day. He's just like, dude, he said, you dirtied up my fries.

You made me, gave me dirty fries. I want clean fries. And they jumped over the fucking counter and started attacking the person that we just left. But in this same Burger King, I think either many years after or many years before, I can't remember which one came first. The memory's a little bit fuzzy. But I remember this very, very vividly where some guy, we were sitting waiting for the order. And some guy, it's, I don't know how to describe this.

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just making like weird siren noises. And what I mean by, and he's like all wet? He's like covered in something. I didn't know what it was. But he was like, I don't know the best way. He's like, he's literally like this. Where it's like. Yeah, he's like, screeing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, fucking... That's New York for you, man. If you're listening, yeah, he just on his back, just, like almost swimming backwards on the ground. Like a fucking imp. And he was wearing...

I remember he was wearing, like, a fucking... He had like a bright... It was like a tie-dye tank top or something. It was weird. It was like a... Like a fruit roll-up. Tank top. It was the strangest guy ever.

But he was making siren noises as he snailed on his back outside of the Burger King. and he was all wet and dripping and gross and then my aunt was like, don't look at him. I remember that specifically. Like, don't make eye, don't look at him. I think it might have been like eight or something.

But that was a strange one. I saw some guy followed a second story window. Like, he followed a second story window. He hit the ground really hard. And like he got up and he was just like, because I think he was, I think he was cheating. I think he was fucking some girl lady.

And then the husband came, right? So I'm pretty sure he jumped out the window, but he didn't stick it at all. Because then that's two story fall, you're not, he's a regular guy. He didn't stick it. And then he was just like trying to be calm, but his dick was out. And I was like, what's happening right now?

No. And then he just ran off. And I was like, okay, cool. He was trying to talk to people, like, have a regular day. And we were in like, because there's a bodega attached to the building. I lived at. So we like, everybody was like looking at him. And he was trying to like talk to people, like, be calm.

But everybody knew what window. He came. People know, we knew each other as Bronx. And everybody knows each other every building. So you were like, you just came out of that apartment. And he was like, oh, man, I got. I got out of. He ran off.

I got to get out of here. Bro, wear your clothes, dude. Did he fasten his dick? Did he fix himself by the time he said something? He was hurt, I think he was, he was frying, definitely in shock because that was not a good fall.

He didn't land it very well. And he just took off. And I'm like, damn, man. I hope he makes it. I don't know. That's why I can't. That's why I can't live in them Democrat run cities

when everybody's running around with their dicks out, falling out of windows and whatnot. I don't like it I feel like it I just had a son to fuck This is a quick way I was gonna think of something I was trying to think of something

Wait What boy I'm forgetting again You losing your mind boy I've been losing my mind bro This is not even new He's gay Dutch

Derek sent me this video Derek sent me this This fucking video of the Red Dead redemption Ending where Micah is accusing Arthur of being gay to Dutch and all the voices are so

perfect. I don't know how you even think to make this or even bother to put the time. And that the fact that it's the only thing that this person seemingly has created he's gay Dutch, no I just say that

no. I'm not gay. It's so funny. He's like dying on the floor. He's like, no, I just Say that. It's so fucking funny. Can we find that video?

Can we find that video, Derek, and put that in? That's like the only... Is that possible? Because it's too good. You know, yeah. We should have it the cold open. I was gonna... What is it?

You send me that. 100%. It took the word right on my mouth. I think I downloaded it because I never wanted to lose it. So I could... I think I could send it to you. Because I know... Yeah, it's happened to be so many times.

It's happened to be so many times where I see something and I just lose it and it just makes me so upset. Everything funny I see, I download. I've got to the point now. That's why I, that's the main reason I pay for X actually, if I'm being honest. I pay for X because I can download videos. So I steal everything off X. I mean, I stop.

Why don't you just screen record it? Screen recording is a little sloppy sometimes. But now my, now my phone, my phone currently right now, for me, at least when I do it, I fuck it up. Right. But for me, my phone is so full of insane. Like, there's nothing sexual. There's just insane.

Like, there's this video of my set Chris just down some guy streaming. And he's like, he has like a fucking like one of the sex toys where it's the lower bottom. And he's like punching the asshole of it. That fucking, uh, that fucking streamer. He's like a really popular streamer. It looks like he's digging for change inside that asshole. And it's crazy. That's my phone is.

There is a video on my phone. Let me see if I remember. I can describe exactly what it's like. Because it's a dozy. It better be worth it. In the meantime, that's, that streamer, by the way,

that streamer, he, he fucking, they started, somebody, like Dexterito or whatever the fuck, however you say their name, they like talked about that.

He quote tweeted and say, you guys are stupid. That was clearly AI. Like, he, like, he tries, he pretends,

like, he was, he's obviously joking, but like, the way that he, He words it, like, as if you guys are idiots for believing. It's, like, clearly him just, like, fucking fist-fucking the sex toy. It was kind of funny.

I was like, all right, that was a good response. I have an image of Linguini from Ratatouille, getting a cucumber shoved up his ass, and he's coming inside of Alfredo sauce, and the rat is clapping as he does it. That is the kind of shit that is currently on the thing. that is currently on my cell phone, bro. Rimmie is fucking clapping. If anyone finds my phone, they'll think I'm a homosexual, homophobic bigot. Anyone that finds my phone, they go through it.

I mean, me too. I mean, me too. The stupid shit that I've been doing and does. It's getting worse and worse. And it scares me that someone's going to find my phone one day. Because there's going to be so much shit I have to explain. See, what you got to do is just have a will. or whatever, and just say this shit's jokes.

Just so people have the context. When you die, that they know that, hey, this is just funny to me. You don't have to think it's funny. Like, oh, oh, quick little thing. I thought this was funny as fuck. There's this rapper slash DJ. He goes by the name Sutter Kane. And this dude makes a bunch of, he calls it ghetto metal.

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Instagram. He just happened to see my gay shit. I was like, oh shit. I'm like, I'd fucking know this guy. I've fucking found him on MySpace a million years ago. And I didn't say anything to him because I just didn't want to. I was like, that's weird. I'm not going to message him. And he fucking messages me and says, hey,

I sent your stuff to some of my friends in our group chat. And he was like, needless to say, I'm no longer friends with those guys because they fucking hated that shit. And they got into like some arguments. And I'm like, damn. Like some people just do not find that gay cover shit funny at all whatsoever.

Yeah. And I guess his friends, you know, he's an older black dude from, I think he's from New York or something like that. And he probably has some friends that are, you know, deeply homophobic. They're very upset that you. Why are you sending this shit to me? And that was the funniest fucking thing. like, oh, I've been a fan of this guy for like a long time. That's my first interaction.

Yo, I lost some friends because of your content. It's really funny how like the like I just I don't get how people just, there are the things that people make on the internet sometimes that are so much work. Like someone had to draw that. That's a very well created image. Send it to me of Linguini. busted inside Alfredo and he'll talk to the cucumber up his ass

Who made that Like who drew that You know Like what are you A talented artist A talented artist Yeah put it in the Or send it to a senator

Or chat in the phone The fucking wild ass image You could just send it to Derek It's fine Lily drinking piss is so disrespectful To her character run in He said this is basically just a comment But about the Bacalao discussion

I'm not really into it either. But baccalito is fucking, is freaking good. It's like deep fried pancake pancake that has fish in it. That doesn't appeal to me at all. You'd never catch me in out on purpose. Was I a part of it?

No, no, no. We were talking about like foods. Foods from our culture that, like, we don't like. And that was one of them, Bacalao, which is like a fish specific thing. And I don't know, man. Not into it. I get it. I'm sure there's, I'm sure if I had it without knowing what it was,

I would probably like it. But if once the... It's not that I would be like, ew, I ate fish. It would be more like, okay, yeah, that was fine, but it still was probably not so good that I would want to have it again on purpose.

You know, it's generally how I would feel about it. I would imagine. But thank you for your right in. Just a quick one. Might as well address it. I'm never eating fish on purpose. That's crazy.

Yeah. Let's see. Oh, old brown chode by Little Gay Sack. wrote in. Oh, brown chode. Oh, brown chode. A little gay sex. Little gay sex is really dumb.

But he writes, hello, he writes, hello, babes. Since you guys are planning on doing the podcast in person again, have you thought about doing more than just the podcast under the Snark Tank brand, like live streams or short little challenge videos or something else? Even though I would love to watch them, I feel like a podcast would get neutered a bit since you guys wouldn't have as much time. Thanks for placing come in my ears every one.

week, and I hope your show continues to be a success. Yeah, dude. Well, I, yeah, he writes sucks sex, but I, I, I, corrected it in my head. I think, I mean, potentially, but I do think what will happen is that the episodes themselves will become kind of like that, because being in a physical space allows you to do more, like, challenge type stuff or just, there's, there's a lot more flexi there than we have currently with the online setup that I'm pretty excited to get into. But like, yeah, I mean, maybe.

Extra stuff? Maybe. I could, I would imagine that just based on the fact that we would be together in person, we would probably do like dumb shorts and stuff just because we'll just be in the room and one of us will have some idea. I'm sure that'll happen. But like, it's not necessarily like the point, you know?

Yeah. we've talked about you know we haven't we haven't really gotten the snark tank all figured out and you know we'll figure out everything once I'm over there

but we've talked about for a minute about doing maybe the inward club because you even talk about this motherfucker has like a billion clips on his phone you know that's just there's

that's always fun maybe it won't be it that's the thing too it's like I have right now you can't see it and maybe I shouldn't promise this because I don't know if we're going to get it working immediately but like that monitor back there is fully functional

and we can like I'll have a laptop in front of me and if we have like clips and shit I can put it on the fucking monitor and it'll like you know so the show's gonna transform a little bit for sure

just as a result of that stuff but that's soundproofing film ignore that but yeah no things will things will coales and we'll figure out what it becomes. I don't want to say that oh, we're definitely going to do

X, Y, and Z because we still have to figure out what that even means. But there will be a shift. There will be more wacky shenanigans for sure. But yeah. I don't know.

100. It's really it. Eating lots of booty. Eating lots of booty. Eating lots of booty. Eating lots of booty. The guy whose face got eaten off in

Vegas wrote in. He says y'all ever shit with a hard dick? Wait, what? Do you hover? He says, y'all ever shit with a hard dick? Do you hover over the toilet so it doesn't touch the water or let it hang over the toilet? I mean, dude, let it, I mean, first of all. Wait, what is he talking about?

I read it twice. You all ever shit with a hard dick? Yeah, the second part. do you hover over the toilet so it doesn't touch the water or do you let it hang over the toilet so like under or over the rim basically so you're talking about when it's not hard right that's why it's hard while it's hard while it's hard while it's hard because you have your hard shitting dick while your fucking dick's hard what do you mean tuck it under what is he talking about it's it's over he has such a heavy penis because sometimes when i'm sometimes when i get good

blood flow it can't even stand up it's too heavy it can't support it to weight. You, that's not, that's not real. That's not all a hard penis works, brother. No, you can get your, like some people's how do I explain it? This is going to sound really gay. You know, some people to have like,

and I was kidding mostly, but some people that have hard, their dicks get so hard, their dicks can't support their own weight. It's too much of math. It can't lift itself up. So it's still false. Um, I think there's people that have like blood flow issues and their dicks

don't get fully hard. Well, no. There's the anomaly of the person That has a clown dicks. Yeah, there's the people that have probably like a fucking 10-incher That maybe they can't get fully hard because it's too much blood. And it probably, they'll probably get like fucking a little woozy.

There is. The idea in a bone ring kid passing out is crazy. There is like, imagine that kid in high school just in school just passing out random. Everybody's like, what's wrong? There is an element. Why does Josh pass out so much?

There is an element of like, because it doesn't just all go soft at once. You know what I mean? It goes hard in like sections and in waves kind of slowly over time. So like I've definitely experienced like, oh, it's hard except for like at the very base. So it hangs a little bit. But like that lasts for like what like five seconds max? I've never like like hard enough.

Yeah, exactly. It's like that's like fully at attention. I just wouldn't call that. Right, exactly. I wouldn't call that a fully erect penis. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't say. look, any, any answer that isn't over the toilet, like, over the fucking rim is, is crazy.

Like, I don't know what you're doing. If you're putting your dick inside of the toilet in general, you can't know how you even, like, yeah, because he's probably talking about a chub. Because you can't do it, because you can't do it without touching the water or touching the inside of the toilet bowl, which I definitely don't want. So like, I don't know what your only option is over. If you're a sanitary person. Yeah. if it's if it's a like if you're if this if if if if you're erected and you're trying to tuck it in your dick is because like my thing is if my erect dick wants to stand at attention so if i were

trying to tuck it in the bowl it would be touching the the inside of the under like under the bowl or probably poking the inside of where like that's so that is so unimaginably disgusting to me just even first of all yeah let's enter the first part i have no memory of shitting with a hard dick because the... I don't think so either. Because the thought of being at... Because immediately, if I have the urge to shit, there's no erection anymore. Like, there's no...

Like, the erection, it will be completely cancelled by having the urge to shit. There's not, like... Like, I've woken up in the morning with morning wood and have to piss really bad and I need, like, I need maybe 30 seconds or something to let it soften so I can just piss, like, correctly. and not try to angle it like a retard because I have a little self-control where I can just wait before I fucking piss everywhere

but yeah I can't think of a time where I was sitting shitting and my dick is incredibly hard I can't think of that I can't relate to that either that's like I've never I have no memory of this happening I do have Hello hello I'm Malcolm Gladwell

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Yes. building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point.

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Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. I have memories of like, I have memory of it being over the, like over the, you know, the rim or whatever or like over the fucking seat but like I don't now that's crazy that's insane like you're out of your mind guy who got his face eating off in Vegas sorry to sorry to tell you this

but uh crazy man it's fucking lunacy all right oh lizard rodin says hey boys quick quick one since you guys cover Ethan Ralph perfect we just mentioned him on on this very episode uh oh quick one since you guys cover Ethan Ralph Adjacents from time to time. Did you see here, okay, so here it is. Did you see that Nick Ricada dude high out of his mind

jacking it on stream, then a few days later got raided and arrested for possession of drugs and guns? So I only saw an image of this guy. So I only saw an image of this guy on Twitter

looking like really defeated and people just kind of talking like, yo, what the fuck's going on? But I actually don't know much about this guy even slightly. I just know that he was, I guess, he's like a law YouTuber, right? Like he's like a, he covers like law or like he's a lawyer or something.

Yeah, so he's a lawyer. He has a law firm. He has a law firm. He's been around for a few years and he made a really just an insanely stupid mistake because he blew up during the pandemic. He covered, there was two cases that he covered where he'd be getting over 100,000 people concurrently watching his street. dreams, which is unheard of.

But you'd be covering like the Amber Hurd case, for example. Like they would be going over the Johnny Depp Amber Hurd thing. So he was doing that. Something else, I can't remember on the top of my head right now, but he blew up over the pandemic. And he made this really grave mistake of getting involved with the Ethan Ralph types, those, that part of the internet. He befriended them where he was, if you're getting 100,000, if you're on that level,

you're on a level that you would not even touch that other. shit. But he started, he's like, oh, I want to be cool. I want to be seen as cool. I want to basically appease these guys that use Kiwi farms and stuff like that. He wanted to like be in with that crowd. And then he started engaging with them, started laughing at Ethan Ralph Cliffs and harassing. I just found out recently that, um, so you know Maddox? You know Maddox? You know that guy? No, you never, you guys never heard of him? He's a, he's like an old-school internet guy. I bet Maddox. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So he used to have this podcast called the biggest problem of the universe or something. There's a huge fallout with the guy. There's a part of the internet. The same part of the internet that I'm talking about, they have been harassing that dude for like forever and have caused him a lot. And he's been docks and all the stuff. And apparently Nick Rickeda led the charge in a lot of it. So he was involved in all of that stuff doing all this doxying and all this dumb fucking bullshit where Maddox was like laughing his ass off when he saw the mugshot. He was. like great as Nick Ricketa apparently tried to send a cease and desist because he's like oh

there's a picture of Nick Ricketa that he has he's wearing blackface and then so that Maddox guy called him a blackface lawyer and then so Nick Rickata tried to be like no she's and desist so they got in this whole little thing but I'm just saying for a little bit of context so he obviously somehow fell down this crazy rabbit hole became an alcohol alcoholic. Maybe it was always an alcoholic, we just never showed it. He had kids in the house. He had a wife and some other streamer that I've never heard of before, some blonde chick. They were all there. There was guns. There was drugs. There was kids. And then he got arrested. There's mugshots. And I haven't, like, when you talk about the jacking off in the stream,

I haven't seen anything like that, but I do have a stream queued up so I can learn about it. This stream's like two or three hours long. So I'm like, okay. I probably, Probably I'll watch it after I move. But that's the gist of it. This guy is a fucking, like, imagine, dude, who gets 100,000 concurred viewers when they're streaming? That is like, that's fucking, you're, you've made it. You are, you're at the tippy top echelon. I don't even think his son gets that.

And then you dive into. Only like, Kaisenat. Yeah, you're at the upper echelon. As far as being a lawyer. Like, you're the best, you're the best in most, even though, like, I don't know, he's never seemed entertaining to me. But, long story short, he, he wanted to get into that crowd. I can't. That's beyond me.

Yeah. That's fucking, like, literally the bottom of the barrel. There are certain areas of the internet that, like, you just kind of get, like, I wouldn't call it a sixth sense, because I think it's pretty obvious. But, like, there's just kind of, like, you just, almost like a spider's sense where it's like, okay, I'm going to, like, stay away from this. Not even, not even necessarily, like, from, you know, watching or anything, but, like, as far as, like, engaging on any, like, deeper level than... Yeah, participating. It's like, you got to fucking... You got to have some of your wits about you.

And, like, now, I'm pretty sure, like, a lot of this guy's friends are just, like, totally turning on him because it's, like, a... Oh, someone's spiraling. So, like, yeah, of course, they're going to, like, milk it for, you know, content. And it's like, you know, fine, but, like, dude, that's the... Those are your bedfellows, you know? I can tell you... I can tell you... I can tell you one thing.

I'm not worried about any of my friends. First of all, I wouldn't do that to my friends. I wouldn't like cover their fucking, you know, their fucking spiral. But I also know that none of them would do that for me, if that were,

if that were to ever happen. You could imagine? Did you go through like a bad spot and I'm making YouTube videos clowning you? It's so crazy. It is so, it is like, look, there are,

there is a generation. There's a generation of YouTubers. The truth about Chris Reagan. There's a generation of YouTubers that that kind of grew up here and grew up on the internet and became famous before they had to work

and they are absolutely sociopaths. They're like 100% like a million percent. Like there's no, that's not even like a armchair like diagnosis. It's just like readily apparent. It's as simple. It is as simple as denoting like what color something is.

You know like it really it really is that obvious like yo that's fucking that's so. epithepathic shit. And it's like, God bless you. It's insane. I've seen it already where people like just throw their like homey content creators. It's like under the, because you could disagree with someone's actions, you know? Yeah.

100%. But don't throw your man's under the bus. Like I've seen people pitch their homies under the bus. And I'm just like. Yeah, it's it's really wild. It's a weird thing. I would only, there's, there's limits like say if, If I had a friend that, like, did, you know, murdered or, like, was like a pedophile, it's something like that happened. They turn out to be, like, a demon.

I'll turn on them. I don't care about that. No, no, no. I will disagree with them. I will disagree what they did. But I'm not going to put fire on the- I'll disagree. I totally disagree.

Kingsen. Can I say something? If you were, if I find out that, like, any one of you were a pedophile, I'm laughing the fuck at, I'm laughing at you, like, way, like, a lot. And I'm probably going to make stuff about it. Because that's crazy. That is, yeah. And you're not on the show anymore.

Like, fuck out of here. That is, because that is a level, that is a level of evil that I think didn't, like, completely eradicates any amount of sympathy. Like, I have no sympathy for those people. But, like, that is such a, like, that is a high line. Also, I'm saying this as someone that has no one, I think. And I really, really, really don't think anyone I know that I'm close as capable of that. Right.

That's, I'm saying that. Everybody says that, though. That's the fuck. That's, no, that's true. That's true. No, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's right. You're right. I'm like, right now I can't imagine any of my friends doing that, though.

It's like it doesn't even that doesn't it's so much it's still relevant to what I'm perceiving things though It's still relevant to like how I perceive it well even right now I'd be like I can imagine like one of my friends would be killing somebody and if they killed somebody I'd be like look Chris shot somebody and though I really disagreed him shooting somebody that has been my friend for Well the thing about 12 plus years here's here's here's here's here's the no murder is something else Like that's something that's actually like one of those things where I would have to I would have to know a little bit more at it because yeah

you can't accidentally be a homicide right well that's you understand what I'm saying like the act of killing another person yeah like if I found out

that if I found out that like Kingston killed somebody I wouldn't immediately go like oh I wouldn't I wouldn't immediately go like oh fuck him I'd be like all right well what the fuck happened because I know Kingston well enough

to know that this can't just be out of like I know my friends well enough to know we're talking about we're talking about malice what are you talking about exactly You're talking about.

But you're not, but that was never the fucking subject. It was, somebody did something fucked up. How would you treat them? Right, like, you're shifting to something else

that is not relevant to what we were trying to move forward on. Derek, what the fuck? We're like literally just flushing out the conversation to like denote the differences between the fucked up actions that people do and like how he would treat them. Like,

what do you mean? It's literally, no, see, what was happening was, no, see, what the subject was,

what was happening is that sweetie was saying something different. It's like, oh, why are you, I want to, I want to examine why he wouldn't just denounce a somebody that did something heinous. And then we just shifted and never even finished that line, that lane. That's, that's what we were heading. And then I'm like, as far as it says, like, is someone does something wrong, right? I'll be like, look, I really don't fuck with it with it, this thing that they did. I don't fuck with things they did. But in truthfulness, I'll be like, look, I've known a person for years and they've been a close person friend to me. I'm not going to

instead of, instead of tearing them down, I will openly denounce what they do. Because that's not my name. I don't, I don't tear people down. That's not how my brain works. Doesn't it? Like, doesn't it depend on, even if it's like, even if it's like, let's say, why I'm, let's say, like,

confused with why you're saying this. How pathetic you're right? Let's say like, someone I know ends up having a pedophilic case around them, right? I would like, look, what they did was fucking terrible. I don't fucking agree what they did. That's some fuck shit. They're my friend.

I'm not going to say they're my friend. I don't know where you're going with this. I'm like, I've known them for years and they've never done anything like that. But clearly if there's proof of it, I feel a great deal of sorrow for them. And I hope they figure out what the fuck's wrong with them. I'm not going to go on a tirade of belittling them.

I'm just going to denounce they did. And I'm going to detach from that situation. You know what it sounds like to me? It sounds like, first of all, you sound like a politician that leaves not like a fin sitter. No, I'm not being a politician. That's what it sounds like to me. I'm not being a politician.

Because it's, okay, I just want to say this. It's, I get a little bit, and I'm not, I'm not actually getting suspicious, but sometimes I feel a little bit off. But there are some things that is just naturally okay to be upset about and angry about when somebody fucks a kid. And then you don't, and you're not have a visceral, just upset response to like, what a fucking monster. How dare you? Like, when you, you're giving this politician answer, like, oh, man, that's just. I don't know that's a polish I wish I wish they fix whatever's wrong with them. I'm like bro, you fuck to fix how do you how do you fix fucking a kid?

How do you fix what's wrong with you? No, no, no, no, no. But like, do you hear yourself right now? I'm not saying, no, Derek, you're your, you're doing too much. Those are your words. Right. What I'm saying is I'm trying to figure out like, because for instance like this, I care, if I care about somebody, it's hard for me to be like denounce all the, all the times that I've spent caring about somebody, you know?

I'm not as thinking is that doesn't, that doesn't disappear from me. I'm not going to agree. I'm not going to agree what their action is, though. I'm still going to be mad they did something fucked up. I'm not going to go out there and defend it. If someone doesn't objectively fucked up, I'm not going to be like, hey, but he, the kid asked for it. No, I'm going to be like, yo, you're fucking monster.

No, not that you're apologizing for their action. I'm still going to feel hurt. I'm still going to feel hurt. Of course. Right. But you're also, it almost sounds like you're not going to cut ties with them. Oh, no. In that instance, I would, I would.

That's why I said, I would. separate myself from them. Yeah. So you would, you would, so, so what, what Kingston is saying instead of,

I'm not just gonna add field fire tearing them down. I'm like, that's already happened. Instead of joining in on the dog pile, you would, because you are so connected

to the situation, you would just prefer to just wash your hands of the entire thing and separate yourself entirely. Like not even engage with the conversation because just even even being involved

in the idea, it's like, oh, somebody I know did this horrible thing and now I have to talk about it constantly. That's, that's, that's, that's going to suck extremely. I understand what you're saying. You worded it very strangely, though. Like when you first started saying it. I was like, because I was like, all right. I guess I get, like if I found out that my dad was like a like a monster, monster, monster, monster, monster. You know what I mean? I definitely wouldn't want to talk about it. I would just be like, well, you know, that's, uh,

I'm not going to talk to my dad anymore, I guess. And I'm separating myself, but I'm not going to like make videos about. at it or like talk about it on the on the shitting on this person constantly and that I can't be here on some level I get that as like a regular no totally as like a regular person I would only

us being in public figures somewhat I even hate using that and at one at some point I would just like say if you have a fan base I would like I'm gonna connect with my fans and I'm gonna talk about this one

time a regular person and obviously has no obligation to fucking do anything like that, right? To even, I'm going to get on a soap box. If it's brought up heavily and it needs to be talked about, I'll bring it up. If you have a fan base and you just, if you're going to be one of those people. Well, yes, Derek, I agree. Yes, you're right. But I'm saying like, I'm going to bring it up. Somebody talk about it. Ask me about it.

One time I'll be like, I'll give my, my piece about it. That's literally what I said. Yeah. And then that's it. I have to say, dude, I have to say, though, dude, if you're like, if you are my friend and I openly like cut ties with you, you've really fucked up. Yeah, that's that's, because like my bar, like I'm a pretty loyal person.

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I'm like, I can't be friends with them. Well, that's also. You're fucking, you. Like, it'll hurt me. It would hurt me. It would hurt me. I'd be like, fuck, man. The amount of years I spent with this motherfucker and you have been this evil piece of shit behind my back, how fucking dare you?

Like that would suck. Let me just say it like this, right? I know people that I am friends of people that sell drugs, right? I'm still happy friends with them that are moving like not good weight. And like, I'm still their friend. You got to do some fuck shit to me to be like, I can't fuck with you no more. That's what I'm saying. I'm like usually the friend that's like, hey, what's going on, shoot through, let's talk about this.

That's been like my, that's usually my role in a friend. I'm like, stay away from me, that's bad. The other thing too, though, is that like, because you brought up Tim Poole, it's like, because people, people mention that to me sometimes too, of like, not just Tim Poole, but like other people like, oh, like, you kind of, you cut Sargon off. And it's like, these are not, this is not what friends. This is not what I mean when I'm talking about friends. When I talk about friends, I'm talking about, like, people that I, like, would go to in,

like, a crisis or, like, people that I would, like, talk to about, like, serious stuff. I'm not talking about, like, people that I've, like, work. with occasionally or like am on good terms with or we've collaborated once or twice or we did a stream once like these are not like friends these are acquaintances people are weird about like people's barometers for like relationships are completely screwed in general I think but that's not what I'm talking about like it would be very easy for me to cut ties with somebody that I barely have any ties to and that's why I do that if I've ever done that to anyway it's like this content creator friends, like contact creator acquaintances, right?

That's somebody you make videos with every now and then, but like a friend is like if Chris ended up killing somebody, that's my actual friend. Like, I will be at the court date and I would like try to get a lawyer and I would visit and I'm like, hey, what's going on? That's a friend. Like you guys, I would care enough about to put money

into like helping you or figure out your situation. I would say it depends on like the, like say, killing somebody, right? Like you said, you want to investigate, right? Yeah. If I know, like, if I, like, if I found that you had a diary and even planning a killing someone for months, I think I couldn't support you. That would be like, okay, you're a fucking monster.

I would, I would, I would try once. You got really upset. You got really upset and you just shot someone or something. Of course. I can be like, damn, bro, fuck. We'll get through this. Yeah. Hopefully.

Hopefully. We'll get through this. bastard We'll figure this out, man. Don't worry. Me and you. In a thing like that where you kind of made a mistake where you kind of made a mistake where you killed someone.

I'm like, fuck, that's awful. But like, okay, we've all been mad enough to think about it. So you just took the extra step. But like,

I can't support like somebody who's like, I've been plotting the murders. If I find a diary, if I find a diary, I'm giving one go. I'm given one like, hey, man,

are things okay? Is anything like real? tripping you out right now. There's one. I'm giving one try. I'm going to give one serious try. I'm like, yo, come over. Let's chill. I'll tell her like, hey, Lily, get out the house. Because things could get fishy. Come over.

And I would just talk. And I'd be like, yo, man, do you really got to? Like, do you have to? Yeah. Maybe like, yes. I'm like, all, man. Well, yeah. It's got to be. I'm not going to snitch. I get it. I get what you're saying. Especially with a, there's a, there's a, there's degrees. too, because you talked about somebody selling drugs

because in the same vein, I've known people that have sold drugs, but they don't do anymore, but like, it's kind of that ignorant thing where you're like, oh, out of sight of a mine. You didn't see them give the drugs to somebody that eventually

they ruined their lives because of it. You didn't see that happen. And so you can kind of turn your mind off and not, you know, it really witnessed the horrors of what they're doing. Like, that's a, it's a very ignorant take, obviously, because, but I understand. It's true, though.

It's how people function, you know? Yeah. It's like thinking about like, yo, like your dad, you're like your dad is in the military, you know? Like, your dad is over there to destroy brown people. Your dad's like- Kill or be killed, man. Yeah. But like, you know, it's like, it was for the country. It's like, well, you're still killing people.

You don't have to kill people. You could just not do it, you know, with stuff like that. Like, I know some dude that was putting dust inside a weed and selling it, man. People would get addicted to the weed. Like, fucked up people. I knew some, like, cartoonously evil niggas, man. Yeah. Yeah.

Just so he was making bread because they were like, yo, this weed is fire. Like, yeah, because you're addicted to dust right now. You're on wet right now. That's why it's fire. That's wild. That's crazy. I know some villains, dude, but they're not really bad people. They're just like doing not good things.

There's a difference between that. There's a difference. There's a line between that. That is a long conversation to have, man. man, like about. No, it is. But it's a worthwhile conversation to have at the same time as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's just crazy. It's like, I'm never buying wheat from you. I'll never smoke a weed with you ever again. Yeah, 100%. Well, on that note, we got to get the fuck out of here. On that note, we got to get the fuck out of here. Remember to, man, this is one I want to listen to again.

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