The Snark Tank - #237: Pokimane's Editor works HARD

Episode Date: June 10, 2024

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Behead Navi. Roundhouse kick a blue monkey into the concrete. Slam dunk a bligger baby into the trash can. Crucify filthy Navi. Defecate on a Navi Zikran. Launch bliggers into Alpha Centauri. Toss Navi into active volcanoes. Feed blue monkeys to thanatators.

Curbs stomp pregnant bliggers Judo throw tree fuckers into a wood chipper Machine gun bliggers in half Urinate into the tree of souls Stir fry their yellow eyes for juju bees Report bliggers to the RDA Light fireworks in their home tree What the hell? What is that?

What are you showing me? It's the fucking Is that Avatar? Yeah, it's the general Total bligger death Okay, I don't know if that came up I don't know Bliggers. Bliggers! That's crazy.

All right guys. Welcome to Star Tank Podcast I don't know if that even came up in the audio Because there was a direct set of like the furthest away from every single microphone It could be while still being on the table Yeah But welcome Totally

Look we're just gonna go for it right now But I do want to let everybody know The video version of this episode is a little bit different than what we're planning If you notice anything wrong If you notice any hiccups in the audio. We're still figuring this in-person thing out, but we're all in person. So, fuck you. You know, like, we're trying our best here. We already went for like, I feel like 15 minutes. And then it turned out the thing that we were using was not recording,

which, by the way, all right, we're good. You sure? Yes. Yeah. I believe you, but it looks like it's on. I promise. I promise. It's recording. Everything is working as it should. I don't like that. I don't like seeing like, I like, like seeing my audio spike. Yeah. Yeah. It feels weird not having that visual cue. Yeah.

Like I haven't liked to... Yeah. Whatever, though. Whatever. Yeah. It's evolution. We change as we grow, you know. Change, man.

We're doing it. It feels good. It feels good that we're, you know, we're like, we're pre-pandemic again. Yeah. Yeah. For sure.

Used to be on that table, that long table you guys had. That fucking bench, that was a fucking osk. Yeah, yeah. wild, dude. Moving that shit out the apartment was hell. It was hell. It was it? Dude, it was so fucking heavy.

No, that was Joe's. That was Joe's, like, ridiculously giant, like, mahogany, like, two thousand pound table. It was such a nice table, though, but it was like... It was a nice table. I was angry that he got it, though. I was angry that he brought that into our home because I was like, this is like, this like his just skyrocketed the value of this thing. Why, like, why, why have something this expensive here? It just felt really egregious. That's a shit that somebody has a big ass back. backyard has.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a huge backyard. They have that. I can't imagine spending thousands of dollars on a table. You know what I mean? I can't. I see the gears turning in his fucking head. I see the gears turning his head.

I can't imagine spending $1,000. He's like, he's already having flashbacks talking to Lily about this $7,000 fucking table with gold on it or some shit. You guys are going to get me in trouble for no fucking reason. All right, right. But yeah, if I was going to buy one of those like D&D tables that had like the projector in the table. That's crazy.

Yeah, I'm going to get one of those eventually. But yeah, for that, I'll spend like a few bands. That's, that's wild. Oh, I guess that's like a gameplay thing. Like, you, that's going to be something that you're going to be using. Yeah, like, Concey. Like, the thing is like, this is like, this is like, this is like, I'm not going to eat on that shit, obviously.

It's going to be just for people to play the game on. You should. Yeah. You should make, you make messy ass pasta on it. You should make pizza on it. That's safe. I leave the LEDs on so long. that it gets really hot

and I fucking cook on it. Dude, when I was, when I was setting up this table and I was drilling through it to put the mic stands in, I was, I was seeing, I was like,

oh man, this is really cheap wood. It's probably that, like that, what do they call it? Like the cedar shit? This is the kind of one, whatever the fuck that is?

This is a rip a piece of it off. You start eating it. This will sustain me for a few hours. This is the kind of wood you couldn't even like, like if you knocked on it, it wouldn't count. You know?

Knock through it by me. mistake. Yeah, it wouldn't, like, it would, it would not assuage any bad luck. It wouldn't. Does that, are you supposed to at all? Do you have any superstitions you believe in? Superstitions? I'm not superstitious at all, I don't think. I don't think I have anything. I think, um, I'm a little racist, but like, not superstitious. Yeah. That's technically kind of a superstition. A little bit, kind of, right? It's a little more proven, but yeah, whatever, you know. I think, I think, you shouldn't, uh, if you beat off, uh, with the light completely off, that's, you know, I don't do that. That's, you know, I don't do that. because the boogeyman will come and finish you off. That's like the one thing. You're like,

ah, it's on me. And you're like, ah, you're trying to get to the life and get into the stop and you can't. He's just holding you there. Down.

That is fucking crazy. Imagine being told that as a kid. I would never have to be. It's like a 10 year old. You're just, you think that will, that will happen. Your friends are trying to tell you,

and you're like, I don't believe you. You're 38 years old. You've been taken by a boogeyman. He's assaulted you already. You've been touched. He touched you. You have to tell him that.

You have to, because how else is, like, you don't want your, you don't want your son to end up like, I mean, you probably all remember how fucked up you were. And like, the proper word is gooning now, the gooning sessions. Right, right. You probably want them to pace themselves. You got to scare them a little bit. They're not. They're going to do it once and they're going to do exactly what I did. They're going to fall.

They're going to fall to themselves. They're going to lose. They always, you always lose to yourself. Whoa. This is amazing. You always lose. You always lose that fight to yourself, man. I would just tell them like, hey, dude, like,

Just lock your door before you do it. Like just give me to lock the door. Lock the door. Lock the door. Open your windows and be as loud as possible. Screaming guys to be out of the window. You're like, dang, that's my boy. That's my boy.

That's my boy. There he goes. Let everybody know what he's doing. I'm proud of the kid. God, that's one thing. Running into that, you're like, I don't talk about fucking my son beating his dick. What a fucking conversation I have, man.

I just ignore that shit at all costs. I feel like this. No, you got to talk some about it. You got to arm them. You got to arm them with the tools to understand that shit. You can't because you can't, the thing of it like this, right? You can't let someone else teach that to them. Why not?

Why not? Because they end up confusing. They can learn wrong things. And school? Yes. We all went to health class. That shit didn't teach us any. Health class was so useless in school.

It was insane. Well, you went to a high school that was borderline. That was borderlands where you went to school. My high school was a standby me high school pretty much. It's like actually It was fucking horrible But I would You know

Your health class was like Some guy telling you like It just showing you the food pyramid Every day Every single day It was so That's cool We were to get your 18 servings of bread

What's crazy It was insane That wasn't a real That was really in it That was really in it It's insane That was really the way That we were raised

Eat so much fucking bread Eat all the carbs That was it What was going on With big bread At that time Dude it was It was sugar, man.

It's big sugar. Like, 100%. The sugar, it's true, though. The sugar industry is crazy. It's wild. And I started learning about, like, how rampant it is and how, like, they infiltrated and the people, the, the anti, what do you call it, the artificial sugars? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's the same people. Like, they basically were like, all right, okay, it's killing too many people. Sugar is fucking up a lot of people. So whatever. So we got to, like, okay, we'll invest in this garbage. Let's make splendor. Let's make splendor. This show it with a bunch of.

chemicals that may give you cancer. Let's do this. Yeah, I don't, I don't, I'm still on the fence about that shit because I used to be like, no, like anything that had like aspartame in it and anything like that, because I looked at the compounds and what it was made of. But the thing is, the only part that weirded me out because one of it's like, it's an amino acid, one part of the so, um, an essential amino acid. It was 10% methanol, which is the thing that concerned me because that's like wood alcohol, which obviously you're not supposed to consume because you'll go blind. But at, but 10% of something so tiny is, probably nothing to our body.

This world is so fucking crazy. But it's still a little concerned. Wasn't it? It was a whole thing about like, what is it? Logan Paul's prime drink where it was like. It ended up being fake. It ended up being fake. Oh, was it true, whatever there was in it?

Yeah. And the fact that like people are like, oh, it makes you, you get like, you would get like more than your lifetime serving's worth of some sort of chemical. Yeah, it was like, kill you. And I'm like, what the fuck? That's what I heard. I heard that it was like, I heard that it was the, um, oh my God. It was the chemical that they used to make things waterproof.

And it was like in, in prime, in massive quantity. There's no way, like, first of all, there's no way that would have got released like that. Well, there was no way he would have been able to put that out, especially him, like, not him. I see, this is the reason why I would believe it. He's been so irresponsible with everything he's done. And also, uh, I don't know the rules, but there's like a trial period where you can, like, put anything in your fucking stuff. Really? Is that true? So, like, so I've, I've been a victim of, like, having too much melanin in those, I think I've talked about this on the podcast before.

There's the Bob Marley, uh, iced teas back in the day. And they had way too much melatonin in it. And to the point where, like, I drank this thing and slept for fucking more than half a day because I was like, this is crazy. And so eventually they took it out, they regulated it. There was a recovery supplement also that I bought that had something that definitely shouldn't have been in it because it was the best. thing that I've ever, if you fucking killed yourself at the gym and you're like, oh, I'm going to be so sore tomorrow, no. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbeta.

We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology?

There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there.

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gone like a couple months later. And I was like, whoa. You fucking were mutating. I was like, what is it this shit, dude? You would look like beast from X-Men, bro. If that was, if that was happening, I would have fucking chugged that shit, dude. If I was gonna turn giant, like the blue, okay, that kind of sucks. But if I was gonna turn giant and if I was blue and fair, I'd be like, that's just me. No one would fuck with me though. I'd be like, no, we'll fuck with you.

Everybody would fuck with you. No, they wouldn't. If you're a blue man. Oh, no, no. No, people wouldn't fucking me to my face. People would like, oh, that's a monster. No, people would fuck with you to your face. They'd be like, what is that fucking blue freak?

And I would grab them, throw them into the sky and let him, let him fucking hit the ground. Yeah. People would be like, oh, that's crazy. That's the proper response. That's crazy. That's the proper response. That's such a crazy way of dispatching someone. You pick you up and throw them real high.

Straight up and then let gravity do the rest. That is a crazy way to go. That's a wobble combo, man. You have a good, like, what, 10 seconds to contemplate your death? You are a while, bro. You are alive long enough to know you're going to die. You're like, that always scares me. Like, the fear of falling off of something, like,

that is high enough to where you can think about you're about to die. Are you afraid of heights? Yes. I'm afraid of heights as I know I can die if I fall off them, but I'm not afraid like to be up high. Yeah, I'm not afraid of, I'm afraid of the floor being like really far away from me, but what is that's the same thing? Yeah, what's the difference? It's the same damn thing.

No, because it's not heights. What's the difference? When is the floor not near you, Chris? No, no, no, no. Explain, when is the floor not near you? You know, like in planes? And what are you at that moment? But it's not the height of the plane.

But it's the distance of the floor, right? Yeah, it's the distance of the floor. So that's height still. No, no, no, no, no, you misunderstand it. You're just going other way. No, no, no. You're just going to other way. Yeah, it's like subterranean.

Like, is that, that all it works? Are you afraid of? Yeah, like, that's the thing, too. It's like, if I'm underground and the floor is, like, really far above me, I'm also afraid of that. That's still height. That's not height. It's still height. That's not, because you know why the floor is high above you.

No, no. No. No, no, no, you don't get it. Oh, my fuck. I don't know. I don't have any phobia. I'm afraid of clowns, but more scared because I might hurt a clown.

I don't get the fear of clowns though. I'm not paralyzed in fear, but if I woke up in a clown was near me, I'd be like, what the fuck is going on? Shaking paralyzed. What the fuck is going on, dude? I remember I, like, we, Joe knows it.

I think Jay and Joe and I had an idea when we were all living in the Olive apartment. it where like I really want because Kaysu was sleeping in the living room that's like how we divv it up the place because we were like four people in a three bedroom and sweetie just didn't care enough to fight for a room

and so we took them but I wanted so desperately to wake him up in the middle of the night at like 3 a.m. All of us dressed as clowns. Oh my God. Screaming but even part of me even back then when I feel like I was a little bit more ruthless

I felt like That would probably That would probably too much That would have traumatized me I might have hurt I might have stabbed one of you guys Now that would just went to jail For stabbing one of my friends

Like why are you here My friend is like a clown And I stabbed him And I got scared Now I'm in jail forever And someone lost their son My friend woke me up In clown drip

Clown drip They did clown corded me And now I'm in fucking jail forever What is it about clowns That disturbs you? It's the white. It's the that much white. It's the white. It's the that much white. That's what it is. All right. That's fair. Yeah, I mean, I just wonder. I always, I haven't asked enough people that, but I. Is this uncanny? You know, this uncanny thing. Yeah. Dude, oh, wild thing I realized recently. So apparently people have been talking about Neanderthals, right? Sure. What? No, on TikTok. On TikTok. On TikTok. On TikTok. On Twitter. On TikTok. So what happened is I've got addicted to that shit now. Oh, wow.

bad. I don't use my phone very much throughout the day but when I do use my phone I'm often on TikTok. You know on TikTok? Yeah, it's bad. My Instagram is people

saying the N-word a bunch and like, yeah, because that's the only thing you send me. Vigorously, and it's homophobic and it's racist jokes. That's all my Instagram now.

Yeah, but on my TikTok, I have, I follow STEM stuff and I follow, like, just usually like, just history and for the most part. So it's a polar opposite.

Yeah, which is weird. It's a good place for me for the most part. But so on their, People are talking about how Neanderthals were, you know how people, we've thought anthrathals are ancestors back and like, we were younger. They were like, people were Neanderthals once.

And then like we found out no, they were like alive at the same time as us. Right, right. They're different. Yeah, they're just different. They're like a subspecies of what humans were. Yeah, there's like the Joe Rogans of the world that are like related to them. He's so clearly in the antithalty. It's crazy.

It's wild how Europeans, Europeans from Eastern, is it Eastern Europe or Western, Eastern Europe or Western, Eastern Europe, right? That's West. Italy's West. Them are, they are very. bury Neanderthal, apparently, like Spaniards, uh, Italians, like Germans, they're very Neanderthal. So it's weird how they figured out eventually they ate us.

They would hunt and eat us. What are you talking about? Neanderthals would eat people. All right, man, you're getting that tick. Well, people eat people too. Yeah. You're on that TikTok shit right now. What are you talking about?

Well, we didn't think. We didn't, they thought they like this bred with us and they disappeared, but no, they actually would hunt us. Oh. Because they didn't use dogs. They didn't use dogs. The reason why we outlived them is they didn't dedicate dogs at all. Not actually, that's like the fact.

They were stronger than us, so they didn't really need the need to, like, domesticate animals to kind of get their food. I guess. Is that kind of like how Africa is like a really, like a, environment, like a, environment rich place? Yeah.

It's like the best place to be. And so there's like no real reason to do any crazy shit. Right. Yeah. Right. That's wild that that's like a fact that Africa had so much of everything. It was like, ah. Well, yeah.

People don't need to really conquer and lead. You don't need to build a tank. Like, it doesn't get too hot, doesn't get too cold. you have everything's rich and stuff it's not like say North Africa or say the Middle East where it's so fucking hot that they had to build shit

like central Congo and like the middle of the country like well the just below the top is like perfect like human breeding area which is wild yeah yeah and like a lot of I mean you look at a lot of the the untouched cultures

that are still around the people like they have come from the Congo that's crazy I feel like that place is such an insane place for humans to be and there's plenty of them there

What do you mean? It's a drain. I feel like people don't live in rain. Like people live in rainforest. I'm aware that they're like people on the Amazon and the Congo that live there. But thinking about a human being in a place that has so many wild fucking animals. Like gorillas are there just walking around slapping trees and making them fall down. Making them fall over.

Was it you that sent me this fucking video of like a gorilla just slapping an ape into the ground? Yeah. What the hell was that? The ape fucked with a gorilla and a gorilla. No, it was just slamming into the floor. And it was flamed. eventually. Wait,

it was like, it was like, another ape or a monkey? What was it? It was like some monkey. It was a smaller ape. It was a smaller monkey because it had like a tail. Yeah.

Oh, so it was a monkey. It was a monkey. But it was just like slamming into the ground. And then at one point he just like cracks its arm just casually and just drags it away. I'm like, why the fuck? Apes are terrible.

Like there's like, they can be. They can be. Planet of the Apes is terrifying to be now. It's, there's no way. There's no way. then you have to be the strongest caliber of human to fight off an ape.

Yeah, that is crazy. That is insane. You have to be like Hercule to fight off the weakest hate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Literally. What the rock versus a silverback? How long with the rock last? Eight seconds.

Maybe two hit, maybe. That silverback is peeling the rock like a banana and then just sucking his meat off his bow. He's a mowing off of him. You're just black there. What do you do to the rock? Oh, oh. That is a fucking insane concept. A giant ape that can suck the ethnicities out of you.

That is insane. Like, he takes the rock. He sucks him a little bit. And then he's just black. He's just black, like for a while. But then, you know, the ape gets a little hungry and sucks him one more time. Now he's just pink. And then the rock's just shocked.

But then fucking fast forward, he's still doing. in action films. He's still, like, he has no skin, but he goes out to the name Pink Rock. Pink Rock.

Oh my God. That is the most insane thing I've ever heard in my fucking life. It's Peak Rock. Oh my God. Have you heard

about he's getting exposed finally? Wait, what? No, not that one. So that one's just like, that one is crazy.

But I've noticed this and I, and I finally people are catching on. So all those weirdos that make a lot of those video essays of like dumb drama. they're all making videos about the rock now because he's so fake

he keeps reposting shit and saying he's doing it for the first time so the biggest one that right now that's going around is in and out three different times throughout the years he's posted trying in and out I'm trying to end out for the first time and he like takes all these pictures

and all this shit and then people are like dog you said you tried in and out for the first time like 2015 and then 2017 and then just recently he keeps doing it Because he's a fucking freak. He did this dude. He did this with, um, so there's that famous picture of him where he's like in the,

the black long sleeve. Oh, yeah, yeah. And, uh, so years ago, he cosplayed as that. I was like, oh, it's awesome. Like, you know, because that shit went viral. And then not that long ago, he cosplayed it and said that this was the first time he did it. And I was like, wait a minute.

I remember him saying that years ago. So I, I noticed this long before, like, it caught on. So he's just doing this weird thing where it's like a center of attention. That's so strange. It's just, it's a weird thing where he's like, it's a narcissistic thing. That is a very bizarre thing to do. It's a thing where it's like, it's a look at me thing where you get more attention when you're trying something for the first time. I've noticed this with content like there's this drummer from Megadeth, the Megadeth drummer.

So he keeps appearing on this channel called Drummo, which I really love. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director. director of research, Jake Embatta, we discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to

have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature.

Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed?

Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for Indeed, You'll get matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for. Or go a different way and get no traction. Seriously, sponsored jobs posted directly on Indeed are 95% more likely to report a hire than non-sponsored jobs. It really is a no-brainer. Spend less time searching and more time actually interviewing candidates who check all your boxes. Less stress, less time, more results.

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Hearing fucking the killer for the first. I'm like, fuck you. You can't tell me. I don't care how metal you are. You have definitely heard fucking paramour. You've definitely heard the killers. You know, like, maybe not paramour, but you've definitely heard to kill.

There's no way you could be an American and have not heard the killers. It was impossible to avoid. Hot fuss you could not avoid. Right. You could, there's no person on this, but there's a kid in Africa who knows fucking Mr. Brightside. Like it's literally like in the,

in the, under the sand. Under the sand dwelling boy. Fucking with malaria and shit. And they're just like, There's flies surrounding him. There's so many flies over him. Open up my swollen eyes.

I'd like some water, please. There's water in my head. There's water in my brain. Is it crazy? That's what happened. Like a mosquito will bite you. Put water in your brain. Isn't it just fucking crazy?

Can we talk about how we pernage, like, in America? So I learned this, but it's wild to me. In America, the way they taught us about Africa when we were little and like what Africa really is like and what it looks like. Oh, yeah. Because we thought it was like, oh, it's just there's no roads anywhere. This is a bunch of black children with no shoes on. Yeah. And then you see like Ghana, it's a beautiful place.

You go to Nigeria. Nigeria is really pretty. Nigeria is like an insanely rich fucking country. And literally wildly. South Africa is the past it had. South Africa is funny because because of all of the, you know, the colonizing that went down. down there. Now there's all these fucked up like white slums that like it's crazy. I was talking about I don't maybe I was talking with you guys about it. But one time I was saying it's crazy when you

see a fucked up street a lot of times you're thinking damn and you see like a lot of like trash or whatever. And then I never thought about it until recently. I'm like you know they didn't build the shit that way. When it was everything yeah used to look fucking pristine and then you think what the fuck happened like to it to get to that degree. Just failure. Just failure. Like just Abject. Zero maintenance. It's crazy. It's how, it's how, I know New York is fucking huge, so it's not like that. But there are parts of New York like that.

You just go through like the low east side or the up is up east side. LES is the rich part. Up east side is the like more proverse part, right? I feel like that constantly shifts, honestly. But you go through parts of LES and it's like, it looks horrible. You're like how is like there are Trump towers right here? Yeah. Super rich.

And then down the street, there's a homeless man. Well, dude, it's the same thing. It's like, you know, Skid Row is. like across the, like, from Korea town or Dalo, Tokyo. Yeah, and it's just like, what the fuck? It's crazy. My grandma's area is like two miles from a century where, uh, the, the, where, no, I met Englewood, but like the, the, the, the, the street century, actually where I grew up for the first

four years of my life, I lived on a century just, uh, uh, where the Coliseum is, just, just, just, I know, yeah, I know exactly where you are, yeah. So, there is, now they built all that new stadium and all this shit. It is so fucking, it is unbelievably unrecognizable. It's, it's, like being in, it feels like a brand new city. Like it's, I was like, what the fuck is this? And then you just go a couple of miles. You make a left. You get on Western hit Manchester and it is fucking ass. It looks. It's the iceberg. Newburgh is so, dude, Newberg was like the place not to be when we were growing up in like

this county. Yeah. Now it's beautiful. It's literally beautiful. You know why. It's because it's now directly across the river from Beacon. And Beacon is exploding because a lot of people from the city from New York city are coming up the beacon. It was more affordable. And colonizing that. But dude, it's, yeah, it's, I don't know, man, it's, it's, it's, I remember, I remember my neighborhood on McLean Avenue in Yonkers being, like, pretty, relatively nice. It was, like, fine.

Like, there was, like, trees and, like, houses. And, like, there was, like, you know, a park that I remember going to all the time. And just before I moved out to L.A., I went down there again with, like, some, some friends from, like, third grade just as, like, hey, last, you know, not last, last, last, herob, but, like, you know, last her off for a while. And we went to that park and it was just like, it was like, it was tagged and like, there was like broken bottles and like condoms and shit.

I was like, oh my God. And then like I went across the street to like the pizza place that I always went to. The pizza place was still good, but the pizza place is like kind of connected on the other side of like a Carvel. And the Carvel looks like a fucking, it looks like fallout in that Carvel. It's like the pain is like peel, like big sheets of rock peeling off. the wall.

I'm like, yo, this is crazy to get ice cream from here. I just get soft served from this place after church. Where I grew up in the Bronx, I've been there and like, it's probably going on like maybe. I promise you it's worse. Like maybe. It's the Bronx. It's worse. The Bronx is never gets better.

It never gets better. Well, no, where I lived might have gotten better because it's right next to the stadium. So it's right next to the stadium. So it might have gotten better. We never know. They're probably likely not. That's a coin flip though. As far as cause and effect, though, because like it could be better, but it's,

As a result of that, it's almost like the Olympics. Like when they build like those, those colosseums and then like it just destroys the rest of the area. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I know for me, before I'd love, we had soccer trees. There were soccer trees going down to Grand Concourse. I don't know what that is. So probably one of the most famous kinds of trees. What's that?

Why are they pink? No, it's a pine. Oak. Oak. Stone. Christmas? My favorite tree is Christmas. Christmas. Christmas trees.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what they're called. That's what they were called before Christmas. It's named after the tree, actually. They named Jesus Christ after the tree. Christmas is named, like, on December 25th, every year,

people just decided to start randomly putting Christmas trees into their houses. They were like, yeah, I just feel like. Yeah, this is brain. Today feels like a good time to put a Christmas tree in our house. And then 2,000 years later, a Jewish child was born. It's like, wait, wait, let's name him after the tree that we put in this. Yeah. This is a dumb man.

Let's name him, Christ, Jesus. Like the tree Oh my God Did you guys I was talking a little bit With sweetie about this before Did you hear Derek

Waguan Delilah Is it real? Do he make that? What is that? This is Drake's new track by the way I audibly went What the fuck is this? Like I audibly in my

So it is real I seriously because I So everybody I was reading the comments of like the most viewed video. Yeah. Everybody was unanimous decision. It was like, oh, this is clearly some AI bullshit. This is clearly some AI.

So when I reposted on my story, shout out to Bonte King. He sent me a video of the guy, Snow, whatever the fuck his name is, Snow Day, whatever the fuck that, whatever. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the guy that, the Patois guy. He was just there getting interviewed. And he's, I understand. why it happened. So he's like a local local essentially. Because he's like a fucking he's, he's, look, he's, you hear the, the song. Yeah. You know this guy's like cringe, right? So he's like famous in Toronto over there like, uh, local like, oh, this guy, we know this guy. He's fucking hilarious.

He's an idiot. And so Drake, I think just to show that like, oh, this Kendrick beef didn't bother me at all. I'm just going to do some dumb shit. I'm going to do some, I'm just going to have fun. so then he collabed with that guy. And it's easily the worst thing that I've heard this year. And I'm trying to think of like, what's the worst thing I've heard in the past few years?

I think this is the thing. I think this is, this is it. Yeah, I was racking my brain. I liked it because I thought it was silly. That's why. This is a silly fucking song. It is very silly. I thought it was AI.

This has to be AI or something. I thought it was AI for something. Everybody was like in unison. This is definitely. Because the auto tune sounds so bad. It's fucking awful. It almost, it's, Occam's Razor suggests that it is AI. Well, it's, you know, the AI is so bad because this person, so first of all, you know, like say there's different in different programs, right, different plugins. They have like very, uh, simple settings so people can totally understand where it's like you want to humanize it as much as possible unless you're trying to go for like a future or like, you know, you're trying to go for a specific sound.

So whoever did this And maybe it was him himself That fucking guy doesn't understand how that works And so when he put it It ran it through the auto tune He had it on the least humanized fucking thing Like he had it like It is it cracks too fast

And it just sounds so fucking robotic And so like oh yeah Like AI Like what AI does essentially And so I was so fucking surprised That I'm like Drake Why would you attach your name to this But again

I think he's just trying to be like, look at me. I'm fucking, I'm fun. Life's good. I don't care that, like, everyone thinks I'm a pedophile. Because the more videos that I've seen about that, the more young girls that he's, oh, yeah, there's been, there's been sketchy behavior, 100%.

Bro, I can't ignore that shit. I can't ignore it. The first one, I can't ignore the Millie Bobby Brown thing. Like, because, like, in what universe? And I know we might have talked about this before. Just what universe are you just really good friends with a teenager to the point where you're texting her, I miss you so much.

It is strange, yeah. I can't, I can't justify. I don't even begrudge knowing the person and being friendly with them, even to a degree where it's like, okay, because I don't know, famous people are like, that's like a different breed to me where it's like, I don't know. There's something weird about that where it's like,

Instagram friends with them. Look, like, I would have been. Look, this is my thing, right? But they're like, I miss you so much, McCulley, bro, they're like, I have, no. I don't miss you at all. Joe Pesci. Yo,

I miss you so much. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean,

you, like, it's fucking, cell phones, what, I guess cell phones just started. It's just, or he's doing AOL

instant message. And he's like, I miss you, I miss you so much, you motherfucker. You two motherfucker. And then he did it. You too,

motherfucker. I miss you so much, little kid. Fucking sends him a dick pit. And then, of course, McColl, he's like,

uh, That's also my reaction when I get a dickpick. Yeah, how many dickpigs have you gotten? Two. Two. I've gotten way more than I, they just, I'm sure I've gotten more, but I've seen too. I've gotten, surprisingly, I have not seen any. I've seen them.

I've seen somebody's balls on my, a story, which upset me. And then, hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chair. and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to them, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example.

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And I was like, what? It might have been, I can't remember. It might have been his. Yeah. Tell up to sushi. Why does this? Hey, friend, what's up? Oh, yeah.

She's fucking, she's $25 cheer. Is she actually? Yeah. She's $25 a year. It's literally Sue. It's her. Every time I see somebody like that in. In the credits, I assume that they just forgot.

She definitely watches us. She's super awesome. Don't see that. She's like, oh, you're right. She realized this. What the fuck of my page? Ew. Fucking reports.

Ew. It throws up burps. That's disgusting. Well, you never burped and threw up before. It's definitely happening. Well, just the idea of that happening calmly after you decided to like unsubscribe. The idea of the idea of you. noticing something that's not bothered you so much that makes you burped and throw up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, dude, look at your hair. Oh, yeah. Ugh. Ugh. That was me when they were at a barbecue and fucking, um, they were making a calomari. I was retching. Why?

Seeing them because I just, I can't. I just, I just, I just, my brain can't imagine someone eating that. It's just disrespectful. I really like a lot. I like calmery, man. I don't like the calmer. It's disrespectful. They're too, there are some animals that I feel like that are,

too fucking smart that we should just leave alone. You know pigs are smart as fuck, right? And I look at, man, I love me some pig, but if we were like unanimously, like, let's stop fucking with pigs, I'd be okay. I would. I would personally be the only person to fuck the pigs in it. You would not be the only person. I would have a bathroom in my house dedicated to just like this slaughtering pigs.

You have an underground like fucking slaughterhouse. It's his bathroom. He's where he pisses and shit and he brings in full hogs and kills. and kills them in there. You can have a full fucking roast in your bathroom. You're like all this carbon monoxide. You refused open a window. You shut the vents on purpose.

I don't know if I could. I don't know, man. I just every now and again, just like a nice pulled pork, bacon on a bacon egg and cheese. I don't know if I could do it. It's the bacon egg and cheese that might get me. Everything else about it I don't fucking love, but a bacon egg and cheese is divine.

I already can't do bacon. I already can't do bacon. Sorry, I already can't do. eggs because my fucking body's stupid. That's insane. I'm waiting for science to fix me. I want science to fix me because I used to eat eggs all the time. And I'm like, open up a cup of stem cells and just fix whatever's wrong. At some point, they will. I know they'll be able to, uh, to correct that. Like, because I'm like, bro, what is what, what is why without eggs is weird? Yeah. Especially like, oh, I went back to my hometown. I was like, oh, cool, I'm back in La Habra.

They have these breakfast burritos that they have in the morning. And you can't, uh, they're, uh, they're, uh, they're pre-made. so you can't like edit them or whatever. It's all mixed together, the potatoes, the eggs, and the ham. So it's not like I can just take that. That sounds good as fuck though. It's delicious.

It just literally made me hungry right now and I was like, I can't eat them anymore. I was like, this is fucking hell, man. But whatever. I can't, dude. I can, for me it's chicken. I can't give up chicken. I can never go to the one man.

I can't do. I can't have chicken. Bacon, like pork would be difficult, but chicken would be really. Chicken is the- Chicken would be impossible. If we can keep like one, I would say like chicken.

I would pick chicken, yeah. Yeah, like we could eat chicken and broccoli. If I couldn't eat like New York style Chinese when I chicken and broccoli, I would fry. That shit is how I made it this far. Knowing that food exists gives me the faith to not kill myself. It's wild.

It's versatility to healthiness ratios is hot. Right. Compared to the other one. It's very hard for chicken to be bad for you. And I'm just like fucking like put a bunch of terrible things. Unless you go fucking south and then they will make it as ungodly as, Dude, when I used to, there was this, it was chicken and waffles, a batter. And I think I gained like 10 pounds.

A slop, bro. I forgot what it's called. It's not slop. It's something. It's how Misty makes his chicken tender is too because he's from the south. Oh, whiskey? Yeah, he makes it with the, uh, it's some sort of bad. I have a particular name for the batter, but that shit is so fucking heavy.

That's by itself eating that. You're like, whoa, this one tender fell into my stomach. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so delicious, though. God, I miss the South. There's, I just hate being. there, bro. A single individual tender. It's disgusting. It's the weather is the, the weather is the worst. It's gotten better because of climate altering. The weather's not as murder anymore. In some areas, but then there's other areas where it's complete swamp ass still. I hate, dude, I hate it. I hate the people. I hate the, the people. Oh, sure. They're, they've been warped because they're there so long that they think the Southern isms that are just insane are normal. Yeah, yeah. And it's not normal. Like, I remember spending a summer in Atlanta and I was like, I don't want to fucking be here anymore. I want to go back home.

My grandmother, my grandmother was like, why do you hate it so much? I saw somebody fall out of a fucking window and get up and start running. Like, he fell out of like a third story window and I was like, that guy died. He didn't die. He got up and he ran off. Third stories is, that's really impressive to fall. I was on grass, right? No. Okay, well, no.

That's really impressive? He was fucking geeked. I feel like. He was absolutely geeked up. I feel like he got up and ran away. No, he was fucking on yayo. He was geeked up beyond. a bear. That's why he fucking got up so fast in rare. That place is everyone's crazy. Everyone's

angry because it's there's no prosperity there. I fucking hate Atlanta. I never want to go there again. I hope it stinks. Yep. You hope it sinks. I don't even feel I don't feel that. Florida's worse. Yeah, that's crazy. That's what I feel that way about Florida. Because

my experiences in Florida and I don't have good experiences in Florida. Even like say, oh, clash and shit was cool. Yeah. And stuff. But I was also really upset that I was in Tampa.

Me too, yeah. Yeah, I was like, I, fucking, I just don't like, there is nothing redeemable because everything that Florida has the offer, in my opinion, California has. Like, and the weather's better.

Like, say Florida, the weather, when they're like, oh, sunny, fuck it, it rains and hurricanes all the fucking time. Yeah. All the fucking time.

I mean, I think Waffle House is pretty cool. Gators everywhere. Waffle house. Did you fly in a bus, Chris or no for Florida. You didn't fly in with us, right? What do you mean? We went to create a clash.

You didn't fly in with us, right? I don't think so. You were separate from us. You guys were there before us, that's why. Well, I think I had for the way in. Yeah, I had to be there early. Yeah. Even earlier than the way in, I think.

So. Yeah, dude, we got off the plane. I think it was me, Jalen. No, Jalen got there like an hour and a half before we did. But it was me, Jalen. We went Kail, which is hilarious. Kail was there. He came to us.

He came to visit on Friott as well, too. But we all got out the plane and we, I forgot I've been in Florida so long. The fucking gunky air touched me and I was the hair is heavy and wet and hot. Yep. This is disgusting. And then like it's it's a fun place. I had a good time walking around Florida. I thought it was cool spending time my friends. But I just, I couldn't live there. Yeah. It's the living thing. Like I've been. It's so dirty. It was. It's not while. It's still comparatively. But that's exactly what I mean though. It is the living thing because there's a lot like say Vegas. Vegas is fun to visit. But I fucking hated living.

I was like, it was, it was, it was nice. I was in North, which was actually nice because there was barely any people there. So there was, but then there was this desolation. It looks like, I was like, this is hell. Like, it is, there is nothing. And it's just all brown. And like, it, it, it kills your soul.

It kills the creativity of just seeing vastness of death. And I'm like, bro, how do people fucking, I understand on some people, like, you go to Summerland, you go to the Northwest. And it's all, it is. It is the most, it is the fakesest place I've ever seen because it has all, it has these trees that don't even grow at all. Like, you know, west. So, yeah, in, uh, in Vegas.

Oh, right, right. So it's like, well, no, it's more like, because if you go, if we're heading towards here, uh, you can kind of, because South Henderson is kind of nice like that in some certain areas, but that's more, uh, that's east. That's southeast. But if you're going like, say, west and then just north a little bit and there's like the Summerland area, it is really nice. but if you go to the very top of it, it's like there's grass fucking everywhere and it's hilly, so you can't really even see the fucking shit mountains. And then there is these trees

that don't have any business being on the fucking west coast that have all the fucking brown and reddish like there are fucking trees that, you know, trees that you guys probably were used to seeing in the east. That's so terrible, dude, those four fucking trees.

Oh, yeah. So those four fucking trees. They should not be there. They need rain. That's like when you see a husky in Arizona. Dude, seeing Huskies and Cali and's insane to me, dude. There's my friend, my friend actually had a Mishka, the Husky, actually just passed not too long ago. But I was, I was like, bro, what this dog is, but the thing is, they just have the AC and it's just inside all day.

But I'm like, this sucks, bro. See, people do that to dogs as wild to me. My mom. People really don't understand that they're built for a certain climate. It's like actually they are literally like that. There, man. A handful of times, you'll see, I was in Vegas, and I saw in the middle of the summer, a couple of people walking their fucking dogs in the middle. And I'm like, like, it depends on what the person look like. Because a lot of times people that do that are insane. So you kind of like, should I say something to them? You know, because you don't want, you're not trying to get into a fight. But those people are crazy. And the thing is, they've probably heard it more than once. So that means that they probably are being defined. and don't care about the dog. So I'm like, I have to contemplate.

Like, I saw a young guy do it, and he was in my neighborhood. So I was like, hey, bro, it's fucking OPM. Why are you? Why are you? It is fucking like 200 degrees on the ground. Dude, I hate how hot Vegas gets, bro. That shit is obscene.

It's the dryness. It's like, 125 degrees sometimes. And I'm like, why? In certain areas. Is it this hot? It's just, the dryness is what, like, I don't mind dry heat. but living in it is different.

Like say, if you're visiting Vegas and then the dry hate is fine, you can deal with it. But like living, like my skin, my fucking, I don't have, I use cocoa butter. My skin is always moistered. People have always complimented how soft my skin is and shit. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

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My eyes, dude, I never used eye drops for dryness. bro my eyes were like permanently just fucked and now I never I didn't use crazy I'm so blind yeah you'd imagine I would have used eye drops but like I didn't use eye drops until I moved out here when we're in the middle of the drought geez I was like what the fuck it's so dry it's insane because I can deal with heat right the thing about it's Caribbean heat versus other places heat right like in the Caribbean there's it's hot as fuck yeah but there's ocean breeze all the time and islands are tiny so you get hit with like really beautiful like ocean cold wind that touches on your

Like this feels amazing. Oh, I miss that. But you get none of that anywhere else pretty much. Is that a Florida? Maybe if you're near the water. Even the ocean, even the worst ocean breeze is like a really good. So refreshing, dude.

I miss that shit so much. That was one of the benefits of like whenever, whenever, when we started doing sacred and I had to go to Santa Monica, I always make an excuse to just kind of go by the water because that breeze is so good. It's so nice. It feels so refreshing.

I had the benefit of even being when I was in L.A. where I was before I moved to Vegas it was just close enough like even though it was about like six miles it was enough to the the air was a little bit different in that area just enough to where it was like a little bit cooler

and it just felt a little bit fresher and man I used to that was the only the only thing that when Jojo and I we were talking about oh where should we move when we moved back here we were first looking at by the beach that was the first thing that we were thinking but that I was just like it's just

not practical. It's just not. It's too far from everything. Even if I wanted to be like by my friends or be by the York, I was like, I was looking. And then the options. I was looking at Santa Monica. Probably nothing. You don't want to go to San Monica. Probably nothing you could afford, bro. I could afford a shack. I was looking. Dude, it's insane. Yeah. You know if you could afford something in Santa Monica, it's not, that's one of those places too where it's like, you don't want to live there. I've never spent a huge amount of time. I spent like my day there and I leave. Yeah, I've never, I've never been there proper. You know, like, I don't like. I've never been there proper. You know, like, downtown Santa Monica, like right by the giant, like Bank of America where the square is, like literally is like, like an Americana-esque area. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Yeah. That area, I've sent time over there. And it's nice as fuck right there. Yeah. But my friends are like, you don't want to, you don't want to stay here. You come here, you get something to eat. You do you hang out and then you fucking go back home. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, whatever. I almost, yeah. It's, yeah. But I definitely. I wish it was just a fucking beach just a little bit closer like to us. Yeah. Riverside, bro. Riverside. Riverside, it sucks over there. We're going to go living by Riverside. Riverside. There's water by Riverside, isn't there? No, you probably think it's something else.

Really? There's no water over there? You're talking about like river... There's two riversides. There's riversides, there's a riverside that's kind of like more inland, east. And then there's a riverside that's like southern, like south and more towards San Diego. Oh, really? Oh, really? Yeah.

Is that, is that like a... Because like the city... It might be like a town over there. There's the city of Riverside and Riverside County. It's southeast and it is just hot as shit over there Oh really? It's when it starts to When you start just getting a little bit out of like

You pass Orange County to the east And then it starts getting kind of fucking hot Like there's like Riverside counties It's cheap But hot You don't want to live you don't want to live over there Unless you're just trying to get like a good house And then you're like I don't mind driving into the city

I don't want to do that Like that was the whole thing of like Let's just live in civilization Like, let's just, you know, like, it's... I'm at the point of those conversations now. We're like, we're trying to figure... Because we're at where we're on, we're in the backhouse of the parents. And it's really nice.

Yeah. But we're the... We have to have a plan, obviously, you know. Like, I want to, I don't want to be there like 33 years old living back there. I want to have, like, my own place. Right. So we're trying to figure out, like, where we're going to go if we go somewhere. And I don't want to leave California.

I don't want to leave California exactly. But if she's like, we can leave Cali and go somewhere and get a cheap big house, I would definitely do that. Like, I would go to Midwest. Get a giant fucking house. Yeah, despite your job. Huh? Despite your job.

I mean, I'd let you guys know well ahead of time that I'm fucking leaving. I wouldn't be like, hey guys, I'm moving next week. And just leave you guys to be fuck. Yeah. But I would, I would, because I want everybody just leave Cali. So expensive here, man. I wish everybody would go. Everybody just like, let's just leave.

I'd be like, yay, where? And I'll just throw up a fucking spreadsheet. We figure where we go. But no one wants to leave. Yeah. What's the problem is because we don't have like, like, if we have like, I don't, we don't actually need Mr. Beast levels of money. But Mr. Beast, for example, he, I guess he wanted to stay and wherever the fuck he's in, like Virginia or North Carolina. He's somewhere like that.

Where the fuck he's at? So he had, he got houses for his people. Like, it was like, oh, here, let's be in this community where he could live, they can live wherever the fuck they want. But I guess he just like likes being over there. I would love the, I would love the move back. because I don't know if I'd live in a city again. I'd probably go to like Pennsylvania or something like that. I'm good.

I'm good with New York. I think I'm kind of, well, the thing for me is like I know I'll be back in New York eventually anyway. Yeah, like I'll see. So like I will eventually, I'm sure at some point in my life I will move back to New York.

But like I said there's no real rush for me to do that. You know what I mean? At all. I would just, even in the next like 10 years. I'm just like, I'm just like, probably not.

I would love, I'd love to go spend time back there again for a little while. Um, just absorb the culture for longer than a vacation. Like, a little while. Yeah. And be like, man,

I really had my fill here. I missed it. I had a good time. I enjoyed being here and then I would just come back to wherever I'm going to. And then a crocodile was going to pop out of the fucking

sewer and eat you. A sewer. A sewer. A fucking, he's going to death roll your leg off. Yeah, basically. The street sharks come out

the fucking sewer and have to fight them and leave things on my car. Did you see that that they found a shark in Manhattan? Of course they did. That doesn't make sense. Doesn't surprise me.

Yeah. So it's just like, it's just, what? It was right. It was on Lexington. Like out the water? Yeah, yeah, the intersection.

It's a shark. It was a whole ass shark. Breatzing hair. Yeah. It's just like, I don't know. Man, it's hot. You know sharks keep growing as an age.

They don't stop growing. What? Some things, most things stop growing. Sharks don't stop growing. That's not true. That's it is true. I've seen sharks shrink specifically.

I've seen sharks in fact get tinier. I've measured it. He's shrunk. Yeah, yeah. Is this all sharks? Because what about sharks that are just tinier on average? They'll keep growing relative to their size. They won't just.

Okay. So what about how do you just die? Do they not die from old age? There's some animal that doesn't, there's some animals that don't just die from old age. Oh, turtles. They do die eventually. Yeah, but we just never see it.

We'll just never see it happen. I've never seen a turtle dying. Yeah, because they live so long. That's why. Right. You've also been alive not very long on a turtle's scale of life. So that's why you've never seen one die. If I kill the turtle at 12

You murdered it It didn't really die You murdered it It didn't die You murdered it is crazy It's more you murdered it Than it died you know Because dying is like

Oh you just kind of expire Right right Murderies you Dude I saw a video Some guy trying to get a care Out of a crab's hand And the cab wouldn't let go over And he just split it in half

With a bunch of stuff That's crazy That's like That's so oh That's see that's I don't know There's something about crabs That I'm a little bit more

Empathetic towards Compared to most Not even slightly Most bugs It's weird It's because they got the They got the little Mr. Crabs eyes that I think are funny

They have sort of a cute aesthetic They have sort of a cute aesthetic to them They got a cute thing about them Relative to insects You know I don't I just I'll kick a lobster into paste

But like No I don't I don't man I don't fuck with like I don't know I think it's weird how people just Prepare shit like that Like I think it's brutal The nature of how they do it sometimes

It's crazy because it's like We're not not we are not like we we we're we're very conscious right right there's no need to do shit like that we're not like a fucking bear like mauling a moose and then just chomping on it like just like there's a there's a video of like a bear like just smacks the fuck out of a moose or no not a moose because i think it's like an elk or a deer maybe i don't whatever it was i don't remember elk are pretty big too though yeah they are very they are very they're fucking like like almost a thousand pounds or some shit

Nice, dude. But the bear fucks something up. And then that thing's back is broken. And then it just starts chomping on it. And then it's just making noises like, ma-ha. The fact that the animals, the predator's able to ignore that, that shit is, like, they probably don't even hear it. They're like, they're just humming, eating. Yeah, I'm eating.

I'm so happy. I'm a bear. They're going to go climb a tree and go in some human's house and fucking eat their porridge or something. If we ate other animals the way that we eat crabs and lobsters, I feel like it. It would be really... I think it would... The way we'd... I think people would like...

Oh, oh, yeah. The way, like we just crack it open and... Like, crack it open and slurp it out. People would... People would fucking stop. Like, this whole thing, like, a fish, like, things in the sea

that don't make, like, any noises. Yeah, they can't... That's the problem. They can't make noises and they can't smile. They can't really emote, right? Yeah, they can't cry. They can't go, like, stop. Like, seeing a fucking, uh, like...

It's like, say, when you're fish, it's so easy to fish. Because you just get it. The fish is just flopping around. You slap it like 10 times. You could slap it and it's doing the same thing. I think about the fact that you just put a hook through its brain and its lip. And it's just like open.

That's it. And they have, dude, they have teeth. We already talked about this one episode, but the fact they have teeth, bro. They have people teeth. Some of them. Colin sends me consistently photos. He sends me every now and again I'll get a message from Colin. It'll either be about sacred.

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Or just fucking some animal that he thinks I would find disturbing. Yeah. And it never fails to ruin my day. You want to eat an owl? Pet owl, no. You want to eat an owl? Absolutely not. How would owl taste you think?

Probably not much. They're very thin. Yeah. Oh, yeah, they just look kind of puppy, don't they? It's like eating like a, like a, what are they quail or something? You know, quail? Quail don't really have meat on them. Owls are super.

They have probably just as much meat. What are you talking about? I feel like, because owls are so fucking small. They're just. Oh, you're thinking, okay, I'm thinking like pheasants and shit. My apologies. You're thinking of casawaris. Bro, I saw one.

They're so, they look like demons, bro. It just walks up to and it's like, dude, a million years ago, I would have killed everybody in this building. Today, though, they would have do that. I would have had hands and I would have tore everybody apart. You guys would have all died. And I'm like, that's, they're so cool colored, though. They're color like the dark blue and black and like the fucking, like,

speckled feet. They look insanely cool, but they are absolutely murderers. I think they should be blown into pieces. Yeah, we should probably kill them before they were back. Yeah. And when something happens and they end up with scales or some shit again. We got to fucking take us two steps back. I think we should introduce them to the American ecosystem.

Yeah. I think we should get two million cassoiris and unleash them in the middle of Ohio and see what happens. At least them in middle America. Just start putting invasive species in America by the boat load. Right in Kansas City. I feel like they'll... So they can spread out and... I feel like, yeah, they'll win.

They'll like... Oh, they'll win, yeah, yeah. I feel like they won't win, but they'll win. but there'll be way more human casualties than there should be. Like they'll be like, yeah, seven-year-old stomped flat by Casawari yesterday.

And it's like, what? They killed this kid? Yeah, didn't Emu's win like the fucking the Great War of Australia? I was supposed to say that. It was an Australian war where like the emus won. Fucking bloody emu. That's embarrassing.

That's super embarrassing, man. They just don't have the bigger and the end of the complete dummy mind of like shoot everything at all cost. Like that's like, that's hardwired into American, uh,

the bloodline, I guess. I just think to me, it's just like, you see the idea that emos are, and other armies Vietnam equivalent is hilarious to me. Like they, they lost to the emoes in the way that we

we lost to fucking they could have. Oh, well, you put up a good run, I. Yeah. The emu's setting up fucking crazy intricate traps. Uh, yeah.

What a The emu's digging Fucking shit A ho Bloody email We set up a Bobby and I fell for it Little bugger

I threw the fucking grenade back at me That's crazy The idea of an emu Picking a grenade up With his foot Yeah Yeah

And it cooks it a little bit It holds it for a little bit It knows And then it throws it So when it gets their face It blows up Criking Poo!

Cooking these emus are insane Exactly like in Spider-Man 3 Yeah, yeah Stupid Oh, man That's crazy The idea, I don't know man I feel like there's so many animals

On the planet that like just Like the idea that elephants Just walk around and like don't really cause problems like that Like if they're horny they get really angry Like that's sad That horny elephants are terrible But other than that They're like really nice

Like little baby elephants come up the cars and they play with them And the mom elephant's like we should probably leave You don't want to bother the humans The other one's like, I want to keep looking at this monkey. And then they'll remember you. Like, that's the fact that they remember people years and years later is insane. Yeah, but they don't. They do.

No. How so? That's like not real. They have great memory. That was debunked a long time ago. No, it wasn't. They literally has. They literally have memory.

Like long-term memory. No, they don't. They literally do, Chris. No, that's, we assumed that because their memory was so good. But that's not what it is. It's they have a hive mind. We've been over this, I think. You're right.

You're right. I'm sorry. Yeah. It's all the same elephant. There's one central elephant that controls the elephant network. That's why that elephant ran and you were that lady died. Did you ever see that story? This is a real story.

I'm not making this up. We're like an elephant killed a woman. And then during her funeral, literally, I think we had an episode about this. Yeah, a pack of them showed up and they fucking stomped on her fucking grave. They showed up and stomped on the fucking coffin and shit. that's what did she do right fuck shit she did some fuck shit the fuck up with the hive elephant the main elephant brain it was like i'm gonna get you for this there's like a master mold elephant literally literally it's like it's like it's like it's like suspended in the air and it's like kill humans

and it goes and it sets them yeah that dumb bitch was probably she owned like uh one of those poacher things you probably have like a thing where it's like oh use the ivory to like so fucking chinese people can get boners or something. She probably She probably loves elephants She probably loves elephants. She probably loves elephants

I feel like I can only really be myself around them and then it was she whispered into the elephant's ear I'm a I'm a ravenous pedophile And I can't I can only tell you because I can't tell anybody else but like I love elephants And I just want to tell you And then the elephant was like

It took that in Just understood it just like I can't deal with you I must destroy you And then it immediately I must destroy you And immediately Then immediately started tap dancing.

An elephant deciding to be a hero for all children on the world and kills a pedophile. That'd be really cool, man. I love the idea of it stomping. You know they can't jump? Of course, yeah. They're too big. They're the only animal I can't jump. I mean, I feel like they could if they were like, you know, like those big statue things with legs in Eldon Ring.

I bet like if they could jump if they were different things. If they did that. No, I just feel like this. If they weren't elephants. And they were kangaroos they could jump. No, no, no, no, no. I swear. They could jump.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, like, what I mean is those fucking those buildings that have legs and they just jump in other ring. Like, if, if, if we have to do is show elephants, Eldon Ring. Show them that motion. Yeah, just. And then show and then they'll, they'll catch on me. The person who teaches, I can jump if I do that. The person who teaches an elephant to jump is, is the.

They physically can't. They have doomed. They have doomed the world. They can. They just haven't. They haven't done it yet. They just never, they just don't know the concept of jumping because it's not in their nature, right? Like if we just, if we just, if we show them the footage of those fucking building jumping, we show them Eldon Ring and then they grow hands and they learn how to make swords and they go around doing this at the people. Yeah, that's definitely.

And a fucking packet of elephant stabbing you with a critical strength. That is definitely. And they're kicking you off a blade when it's elephant strength foot and kicking your body off. The blade is so unnecessary. That'd be terrible. It's like, why elephants have swords and armor and stuff like that? The idea of an elephant needing a blade for anything is insane. Yeah.

Nah, man, they need them. They need to have their swords. So they're smart, right? Are they smart animals? They really. Does that mean that they have the capacity? That means they have the capacity for evil. Yeah, of course.

That's hard. They can do, they can do vengeful thing. It's like, like, like, killer whales, their assholes. I killed them stared at me in the eyes while I was at Sea World. It was fucking scary. It was like, that. looking like it swam around and it caught wind of me the first time and then it swam back and it stayed and lily was like why is it looking at you like then i was like i don't thought you were

a seal he was like oh look this big bitch i haven't had a seal in the phrase that you use cat caught wind of me it's really funny yeah yeah because that implies that it was talking shit about it was like they just feed them those little bitch-ass fishes and like you know like this a little just a little tiny fish and he's like man i miss fucking up seals and shit i'm missing my genetic cold telling me to kill fucking walrus is and it saw my fat ass and it was like it points at you it's thin it gets out the water and it looks like

I'll fucking eat you I'm here let me eat you come here do you ever see that x-ray of the whale that shows that it still has like fucking knees yeah yeah I hate that man I mean it just shows you I'm like

take that you Jesus yeah you fucking lover of the Jew guy, that Jewish guy. Imagine, imagine getting that, Jesus. Imagine getting like, getting kneeed by a whale. It is technically possible.

It's so petty. It's such a little damage. It could just eat you, but it's like, nah, I'm going to knee you a bunch. A whale and an MMA weigh in? Yeah. That really pisses me off. Coming at 2,600 pounds. Downs. Shamu.

Against. Frigin, what's his name? Fucking Anderson Silva. And it's like, he's in his 50s. It's like, what the fuck are we doing? Why are we letting Silva fight this whale? He's really old. What happened is, so Mike Tyson got sick.

He had an ulcer flare up. And then so they had to postpone the fight. He's going to die in that, right, bro? Probably. So. His stomach's going to, like, implode. I had bad lobster. I don't know.

Wait, say it again? I can't do that again. That was a spark of magic for real. Yeah, that was gone. I don't think, I don't know how I did that. I don't think it was like a particularly good version, but like it was something of that. It sounded enough like it was good enough. I just said what I'm like, wait, let me do that.

But I also know there's no shot I could do it again. You can totally do it again. You can't. You got to, when you lightning strikes once, you can't ask them to strike again. If it does, you respect it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

All right. Fair enough. Fair enough. I don't want him to go into that ring. I really don't want him to go into that ring. I think the fact that Jake's even taking that fight is really shitty. Yeah, I think Jake Paul's a scumbag because he's definitely like this. Hello, hello.

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trampled by horses, probably. But he fought one, he fought one semi-pro boxer and got fucked up. No, he fought, like, he's not semi-pro. He's pro. You're talking about Tommy Fury, right? Young Fury is a pro, actually? Absolutely. I guess. He's just like, he's just like, he's just, like, he's just young so he's not like going after because you know boxing's fucking stupid and how they pad their records you got to your travel fight so yeah like so he's he's he's in the process of padding his record so that's why he's not like up to par he's ostensibly pro yeah he's been boxing since he's a he's a fury yes so he's been boxing since he was a kid but it was also embarrassing for him that like jake got even close i think uh jake even had a knockdown

so it's like at a certain point people are starting to respect jake because he because if you're you're rich and have all the resources in the world and all you have to worry about is training and you've trained for four, five, six years, however long it's been training, you're going to get good. Yeah, you're going to get good enough to knock people out. Yeah, you're going to get good. You feel like if your name was Fury, you kind of owe it to your, like, you have to be a bot. Like, you can't be a lawyer. Yeah. You can't be like, hi, I'm John Fury. There's no shot. I'm going to do anything else but like something that has to do with like combat or sports or action star or something. Or some, some sort of like badass or you got to have some sort of bad asser

under your table. Yeah. It's a, it's a heavy thing to do to a kid though, like say to give them like, okay, his name's Tommy, whatever. But like say Tyson Fury, okay, he ended up being great, but you have to. You can't, you can't be a pussy loser being named Tyson Fury. He's literally, that's why his last name was, his first name was Tyson. Yeah, exactly. Like, hey, my name's Tyson Fury. Would you like to go to, like that doesn't even sound. I hate, I, he can't. Tyson Fury bothers me so much. I think he's such a fucking gross box. He's such, he's a monster. But so many things about him are just so gross. Like the way he does,

he just gets beat up. He gets beat the fuck so often. But he's so stubborn, he won't fall down. You see that weird video of him jerking off on a bucket of worms? Yeah, like, so that's what they do in his part of it.

You know, the gypsies, the, that they would fight. You can't say that. That's offensive. No, he's literally the gypsy king.

But they're a Moni people. No, the gypsy kings are a band. And they're Puerto Rican, right, aren't they? I don't know, whatever.

Yeah, yeah, Tyson, Tyson Fury, the gypsy Puerto Rican team. They're called Romani people. Don't call them that. Don't say that. By the way, I do want to say something.

He's literally the gypsy king. I do want to say something. There are people. I don't want to bring up you a couple of gypsies. We had a cold open a couple of episodes ago where we had it. We showed a video. I don't know who the fuck made it. I don't know where it's from, but it's a video of the beginning.

Like, one of the sequences in, I was going to say Elvin Rings, just because I'm playing a lot. In Red Dead Red Dead Red Dead Red Dead Redemption 2 of Arthur on the ground denying that he's gay. And there are so many people, there are so many people, you were like, this is the least funny cold open you've ever had. This is so stupid and so dumb. And then other people were like, I couldn't stop cracking up with that cold open. And I love that specifically.

Dude, dumb is funny, dude. Dumb is so funny now. I'm intrigued. somebody on the ground like no don't say that the context of that like Arthur's on the floor like looking like he's about to die but it within the context Mike is saying that he's gay to Dutch and it's like why is Arthur on the ground off fucking

why is it so fucked up why is it so devastating in this moment why is that such a homophobic to even care about it so homophobic he's like well they're all bothered that's like bothered he immediately What's funny about it is that Everyone is homophobic in that Like because Arthur's like

No no I don't say that I'm dying He's literally dying on the ground And he's like you can't I can't believe that I'm gay Don't you dare call me that it's not funny If I wasn't dying I'd fuck you And then Mike is like he's gay isn't that bad He's really trying it's bad it's a bad thing

And I just love that Dutch comes to the conclusion Even though there's no He has no reason to believe Mike is gay he's just like I'm out of here I'm gonna hang out of a couple of queers no Dutch he's gay not me

he's gay not me the fact Happy Pride Month Yeah yeah happy Pride Month That he was like No one accused Dutch of Micah being gay Yeah No one to get

Arthur didn't say anything He was like don't stop calling me gay Like this don't call me gay That's just so good about it Like, it's, it's kind of brilliantly written. Whoever made that, it's kind of like it's so good. There's an, there's an intelligence to the dumbness of it. Right.

Because Arthur is a good character, is a good person. He's like, he's not throwing Micah under the bus. Yeah. He probably could. He probably should. Which is true. Which is actually true to the character, which is great. I love it.

It's like, uh, don't, don't call me gay. That's not funny. Anyway, I just realized something. I failed to take it to account. I know exactly We gotta read the questions I know exactly I was already thinking

I was like So here's my brain You guys talk about yourself I'll figure this Yeah Here was my brain My brain was like I guess we're gonna not

To do questions today So I thought I was like Okay I was like for sure I was like Chris Must have Wrote them down somewhere Since they're not

Anywhere on display I just I thought that in my brain And I'm like I'm not gonna bring it up I'm sure he's got it Okay, so what happened really was We did a test recording earlier

It was just a test But it was going so well That I was like, oh, well this is kind of We might as well just like keep this and keep going Because I don't want to interrupt it by going like Oh, I'll go get the thing And then I turned to it and realized that we We lost that recording

Still going Had a panic attack for a second But I saw that we lost our recording I was like oh fuck so we had to restart again And in that restart I just kind of, I just totally forgot that I had to get the questions. But we'll get, we'll get them shortly. Yeah, that's all good.

Dude, the, uh, I got to say this, the people that, you know, speaking of that same cold open, the people that like, really don't like that, it kind of, it saddens me in a little bit to where I'm like, how do you, well, it's not saddened. It, I guess confuses me because I guess the question is, how do you enjoy this podcast? Because I feel like that cold open. That is our kind of comedy 100%. this, yeah, that is what we do. It's, I don't know, man, it's, it's, for me, it's just like, how could you not think that was funny?

Right. Like, in my brain, I'm like, I know there's a lot of people that don't, like, say, for example, I've been making, like, a bunch of those gay parodies on, on Instagram, and, like, say, the singer of Vin Seventhfold, he responded, he said that it's better than the original. And so I was hilarious. The thing is, there's some people that are like, he was so fucking immature. And I'm like, yes, it is, of course. But it's funny.

It's still, I'm like, how do you not still find some things, you know, that you know is immature humor? You know it is, but it's still funny. And so I know there's some people, I just imagine hanging out with those people. I wouldn't have a good time. Like, because we'd be cracking stupid fucking jokes and what they would just be scoffing and like rolling their eyes and shit. I couldn't imagine having friends that didn't think the dumb shit I think is funny is funny. Yeah, that's why I feel like everyone thinks dumb shit is funny. I think that's almost unanimous.

I mean, but I get comments of people and then say, again, the cold open. the people that don't. So I guess I wonder, for those people in particular, I'm curious. And I mean, honestly, like, what value do you get out of the podcast? Like, what intrigue? Yeah, what intrigues you about this podcast? You stick around and listen. But stuff like that, you don't particularly find funny.

So I'm wondering, what, what's the value that you get from it? I understand that. Because, like, for me is, like, me posting shit. Like, I, I guess I was much edgier before, I guess, when I was younger, when we were hanging out doing stuff. Yeah. That, like, I am now. But, like, people that are, like, super conservative that when, like, I talk about something

like a liberal policy or say something about, like, you know, like a pro-gay thing or something like that. And they're like, and they get mad and post it's like, what are you doing following me? Like, how did you follow me? Like, how did you get there? Yeah. Like, I'm, what? Yeah, I've, man.

Like, what? I'm, I'm, I've never alluded to anything ever of me being anything other than, like, a very, like, progressive person. and the people are being like, Sweene, I can't believe. I'm like, where? He's gay. He's gay.

That's the thing. I mean, I've, You're gay. I have definitely, I have taken so many steps back from that. Even, um, I try, I try my best even moving forward on this podcast.

It'd be like, all right, I'll just try not to say anything. Even though there's, there's so much shit going on that in the political realm. It's, and I'm like, all right,

let's just stay away from it. I would love to talk about, The crazy shit that just happened recently last week I'd love to talk about that. People are going to be like, I don't want to talk. I don't care about that. There's a lot of, I'm like, fair enough. I'm just like fair enough.

Like, let's just make people laugh. Let's have a good time. I know that some of the comments like that we've made or particularly myself that would probably drive some people away that were say on the right or something like that where I said some very like loaded shit to, I remember I was saying something about the media and the and the fair, the balance the left and the right.

I was talking about some stuff like that. I know some people were, but I say things like that because it's like, well, unfortunately, we can't, if we could have a one-on-one, like with the people that disagree with me, I know that I could show them my point, but we can't do that on the internet. So basically, I was like, well, let me just take a step back

because these people, they're just going to, at the end of the day, if you respond with the regular point, they're just going to be like, well, you're gay. You know, they're just at the end of the day, so you just waste your time. That's it. That's the encounter. You're gay.

And I'm like, well, I just type that whole thing. Don't say that. Don't say that. I respond. Don't say that. Don't say that, man. Don't say that. No.

That's how funny we think it is. We've been laughing at it for like two hours. It's that funny of a freaking joke. I think about it all. So I just, I just, I installed Eldon Ring, fucked around with it. I beat a couple of, uh, So the first time I played Eldon Ring... Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM.

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This is a job for Indeed Sponsored Jobs. I played it when it launched and it had some significant bugs and it's a significant enough to where um i think i think i don't know if i mentioned it on the podcast but so the fire giant never went to its second phase so like it just must be nice it was i was like what so i had to look up and see what the fight was like because i didn't even get to experience it i hated that fucking fight what's his name horlo hoor hoorlo hoorloo horloo yeah um horloo uh he when he when he shows up i want shot at him, which I clearly, I was not buffed enough to one shot anything. So it was like, I was like, wait, I was like, wait a minute. There was some other things happened. I had a really

huge game breaking one that gave me a bigger advantage where, uh, you got, I got, I got, I started level one. so basically I still had all of my fucking stats all the way boosted, but I got to level up with the little amount of runes again. So I was like, what? So essentially I got to my level. My levels like skyrocketed my first play through. That must be nice. It was so fucking ridiculous, man. I got, I had to do,

I had to do everything. I had to fight Radon for they nerfed him. I got none of the fucking ruins back. The dragon didn't appear for me that gave you the bunch of ruins. I'm lying. That happened. But I had so many, dude,

the fight against, I had to fight millennia. I did that. That shit was fucking insane. Millennia was, yeah, I had, I think I called somebody in and I just saw him gang fuck her by himself.

And I was like, damn. Oh, wow. I was staying the back. I'm like, man, she's having a tough time. Poor lady. Damn, I would, I'd help her if I was on her team. But dude, I freaking, I played that game so, I did all the side quest pretty much.

Wow. Like when I went to the ending, I could, it was like three or four endings, I think, maybe five. And I could have got all of them. But I was just like, I'm just going to go with the one with like, Rainy with the werewolf dude. Yeah, that was the first one I did. But yeah, dude, I'm going to, I started playing it again a little bit. I'm kind of stuck in a place where Chris was just was.

I'm at the place where where you're fighting like the dog dragon people that breathe fire and their um all those fucks we're in like the fucking unraveled time place pretty much I forget where I even end with the giant white the giant white dragons well I'm outside Moguin's palace right now that's that's further than I am in my second play through yeah

played the fuck out of that game dude I am so my first in my first play through I'm only a level like 150 because I beat at like a really low level I thought I thought I was like average people are like beating at like 120 something and I'm like I've been farming I've been fucking this I have like a million something runes

Yeah Because I found this I can't believe this still works By the way Because I'm playing this game pretty late Yeah Like two years right It's been two years

This game out Yeah I mean I played it back then But I never finished it And so I thought this I thought something like this Would have been patched out by now But I guess not Because like when you get to Moguin's palace

There's like this great farming spot Immediately right there Where there's like a bunch of sleeping Those gross frog looking people And do the cartwheels But then like on the other side of like this cliff face is like this big red demon bird thing and you can just target it and shoot a crossbow at it and it will look at you and run and fall off the fucking thing it's like 11k

a pop and I'm like dude I'm gonna do this for I'm gonna have a whole stream and I'm gonna do that for as long as I possibly can before I'm too bored to continue I mean at a certain point it doesn't see the thing that the thing that's also so annoying about the souls games is it only you can only be so powerful like meaning that the thing that will really give you the advantage is a lot of buffs and stuff that will really so like even when you like

if you're say all your stats are all at like 60 let's just say whatever let's just say for sake of argument it doesn't make that much of a difference like say if you're fighting a boss or something like that you're still you're only doing like the increments of like the multiple case the multipliers are so insignificant

really that like say I remember the first time I learned that playing Dark Souls, the first one. I farmed, there's the dragon on the bridge. Yeah. And then how it blows fire and kills all of those fucking enemies that are on the bridge. So I farm that shit for hours. I'm like, dude, I'm going to be so fucking

like, I'm going to be so O.P. It barely did. It helped me in like in the beginning areas. And then after that, because everything can still like one shot you. It's really more about like, I just want high, there are certain stats that I didn't acclimate properly. So I'm trying to make up

for those. I want better. Go intelligent. Why? Because you can make your... For moonvale? Yeah, you can make your katana a magic one as well. So it'll scale with intelligence and dexterity. So you have your moon veil and that at like really high damn.

That's what I did. Yeah. I need better. I need to go harder on arcane, harder on dexterity and harder on intelligence. Those are the ones that I did are. And Vigua doesn't hurt either. Yeah. My dexterity was my priority because I always use fucking slasher's.

Like, uh... Yeah. The claws or the caters. or something. Dude, fucking, so my second play-through, so now I'm dual-wielding Millennia's fucking blades. It's so cool. It's so cool. It's so fucking long, dude. I didn't find Millennia. It's so, you didn't? Because he did, he didn't do the extra stuff, that's why.

Oh, yeah. Millennia is like, it's fucking annoying. I don't know how to get to her. You have to look it up. I guarantee, the amount of people probably found it on their own was probably less than a percent. And why I say that? Because it was the same thing when like when finding out that you can go on a date with carlacks carlack wait carlac well carlac's carlac but carlac no when you find it going it was like i forgot the percentage i think it was like three percent or something so low that i'm like well people just didn't find it's

i went back in a game to be able to do that yeah because you got to go to the diner where you meet that guy first yeah to meet his brother first and then you go to the thing where you meet him again you meet him in part two the first time uh-huh we have to meet him again and when you get to um the ball's gate proper right i can go and going to a date with her and I was like damn dude. It was one of those things in like the way, the things you have to do to get to her. Like there are certain things you have to do to get in certain areas that is so. I'm like, there's no shot you're finding the shit yourself.

And I like that stuff to be fair. Like I just, I don't know. I just, when I was playing initially I was so like enveloped. Yeah. Because I really like, like, I don't know. There's something about that world that's really cool. The side stories are really cool, man. I forgot to look things up.

There's a lot of really, really cool side stories. Like when you be Blyde, Blide is such a cool fucking dude. That's cool. Yeah. I think I did Blydead stuff. Did you fight him? I don't think I fought him. Yeah,

I'll then you fight him. You got a... I'll look it up. I'll figure it out. I used to have a nude mod for him. Or I'm thinking, maybe, might,

or maybe I'm imagining. I had a big titty mod for millennia. I had that for sure. I didn't do that. Had to, bro. What's wrong with me? That's insane.

I don't know why not. She's naked already. Is she? Yeah, the second part of fact is naked. Oh, my third playthrough, so I finally,

I put on a... Had the pertities. They're huge. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I get it. I hate this guy that I'm fighting. Or like,

I guess I'm not fighting this guy yet necessarily because I'm, I'm at Moog, but like I went to Moog because I was stuck at, um, that fucking, the wolf, that stupid death beast thing that has a war. Dude, that fight is insane,

Maliketh or something? Maliketh. You did, you, of course, you beat the game, so you fought Malikis. Yes.

That's a wild fight. I hate him. In Form 2, he's bugging to fight. He's tripping. He gets a little crazy. He's tripping. He's tripping.

He's a little crazy. He's jumping on, I'm like, What is, why is he Why is he so agile? That's a big fella. He reminded me of, uh,

the, it's not the same at all, but just in the surprise of the agility, uh, there's the dancer and, uh, in, in three, two or three.

And like, say, it's just, it's so, it's so, the, the design of them, the design,

like the, they're, um, they're, uh, what do you call it? They're, their,

their repetition, whatever they do, like their, their, their sequences. like I just applaud those people that make that shit because they always no matter how good you are

they're still gonna catch you off fucking guard it's so it's there's something about that that like I'm like Bravo I feel like I'm so locked in I'm like no I got this and then they do something that's on top of you and you're like you're like what the fuck the land on me I hid

I think it really bothers me is like some enemies will have this way of swinging that's like Like just slightly like the hesitants. Dude. They hesitate. They wind up and it's, though. You saw a loud video, right?

Margit, dude. Margaret, the first fight. He's so good. I was like, I was like, I was like, that is so cool because like, you're like, are you ready to dodge?

And then he hasn't even swung yet. And you're like, fuck. And then he hits. I was like, dude, that is so, I love that.

I liked those fights. Like, Godrick and Margaret, Marget are fun fights in my life. Dodrick is a really, really good first fight. Yeah, it's a really solid. Like,

Of the first fights that I've seen in those games Like that's a really solid one Yeah I still gotta get back to I want to finish Sekiro now Like once I'm done with Elvin Ring Or like when I beat it Yeah, quote unquote

When you beat the game Can you do the other Um Yes stuff that you missed? Um, some things Yeah something Yeah, because um

After you burn the Urd Tree So don't burn the Urtree I already did that You read that? Yeah Oh you put the fire giant And everything? Yeah

The Fire Giant I got in one I didn't even That was confusing to me You can finish the game now Chris I know but I want to get Moog You was easy to you? For the DLC, you have to beat Mug. Oh, you do?

Yeah. I didn't even know that. I'm pretty sure. Or at least that's what I've been hearing and I've heard. Oh, you have to go to his thing. You have to go to his thing and that's like you enter the DLC. Yeah. Fuck, I already started a new game plus.

So I'm not going to be able to do it my main character. I'm really sad about that. Yeah, I'm on a new game three. And so that's, but from the purpose of three, though, I just put on a trainer because I want to see how much I can break the game where I already, there's a lot that you can't do. is so basically one of the things I can fly now so I can just go wherever I want They fly now

And so what I did was I God damn you dude One thing that I did Is I wanted to see how fast I could get to the earth tree I wanted to see like what would happen If I get in that area Dude everything just turns in a fuck It's so funny

So I just went up up up up And like just skipped a lot of shit And I was like cool I wonder if they're gonna let me roam by the center of the, you know, where the castle is and by the, no, everything just turns into fog and are like, fuck. So I was trying to, I want to see how far I can push it,

how much I can skip and see what happens. So I'm just kind of fucking around now. Yeah, another thing, but if you want to go back and do all the missions, you can't burn nerd yet. Ah, well, all right, that's fine. All right, well, we got. Did you find Rodon? Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell,

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Well, it's over now. I already did the urges or whatever. But anyway, let's move. It's becoming an Eldon Ring cast. Yeah, yeah, right. which I mean I don't mind I fucking love that game I gotta play it again

I just I did so much of it that I'm like I'm like a hundred something hours into it I just figured out that you could down those turtles there's giant fucking turtles I had no idea you get the essence of the characters

yeah you get to like duplicate their remembrances or something but like I didn't fucking like I just thought there was like oh cool and you go up to them and they don't fight you so I just kind of assume it's like oh it's like yeah

environmental I don't know It's just like a thing. That's the thing about these games are designed. You know, with Miyazaki was saying that because of the way that he absorbed those type of stories, there were like huge plot holes and he would fill things in. Like, I'll figure it out myself. Like, so he would, you would absorb, like, fantasy and sci-fi shit,

and he couldn't really read English that well. So then he designed the games in that same way where it's like, how you guys work together to fill in the shit yourselves. That is cool. And so in the way that you're gonna, there's, it's cool, but then there's some significant, I feel like it shouldn't be that for significant stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah. And there's a lot of significant things to where, like, say, if you want to get to the very top of the map, for example, you can't, like, it's so dumb.

There's a lot of stuff that's like, the animal well is kind of like that too. Is that a good game? How was it? I love it. Yeah, I think it's great. It's really fun. But it's like, that's like a platformer like Metro or like Metro or anything, but it doesn't tell you anything. And there's some stuff in there where I'm like,

how the fuck was I supposed to know a lot of it is surprisingly intuitive to be fair like it's really good in the way it's because if you just it's kind of like Eldon Ring where it's like if you just if you're stuck on something you just go somewhere else and then you'll you'll oh you know you'll think of it or you'll find something that you need it's like it's really well designed

but then there's certain points where it's like oh you have to go here and use the flute at this corner of the map specifically and do it in this pattern and then it'll take you to this secret it's like all right yeah let's relax that's the Metrivenia curse man Anyway. They don't play those games.

You just play them and you're like, what the fuck? How? It's like Link to the past. The fucking finding that random hole to blow the thing open to finish the game. That pissed me off. Or is it? No, it's Link's Awakening. And I was like, I fucking hate this game.

Yeah. I don't remember that. But to be fair, I haven't, I mean, I should. It was my favorite one. Links Awakening I really liked, but that's full of that stuff too. Where it's like, how the fuck was it was going to finish the game? You got to blow up a random hole in some place to go to the final part of the game. I don't know.

remember that like I've beaten that game probably like 10 times I've like um if it's a one of them it's I think it's awakening that might be link's awakening if you're like link's awakening is the weird like there's a lot of obtuse shit one where well that's the yeah that's the I love that game though that's really that's really my favorite it's a really really good game man it's it's fun to play now like we put it on right now it would be a good time to play it's fucking fun game I gotta finish it very good I say that like I will um so on some questions from our patrons over at patreon.com slash the snark tank By the way, I didn't mention at the top of the show.

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If we get a decent amount, we can parse them out. We can fucking, what you call it? Oh my God. I'm like, do not. How did you get it through?

I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, anthrax is so old. How did you make new anthrax? Yeah, where did you get it from? How did,

it was it not? I feel like that's like the main thing that they detect for like substances and shit. So it's like, you did a really good job. Shout out to you, dude. Shout out to you, dude.

Shout out to you. Thanks. I'm going to call my girlfriend and tell her I miss her. I'm not going to go back there. Open shit with a mask asshole. But we'll definitely, yeah, that's, you know, there's going to be a lot of new stuff. Anyway, let's start with this guy.

I'm coming on a minority green day. Oh, green gay. That's not exactly necessary. That's not inherently gay, though. I'm going to come on a minority. Yeah, it has to be a gay minority, I guess. I'm coming on a minority. I mean, I guess.

Yeah, you got to be. It's not specific enough because that could be a completely heterosexual situation. Yeah. Yeah, not gay enough. Not getting enough. Try again. If I can, I think about it, I think this is exclusively my experience. What's popping? What's popping? What's popping, Sweric, Driss, and Tweeney?

I don't like that. I started watching the OG X-Men before I watched 97, and I've been enjoying it immensely. But I don't have a lot of knowledge when it comes to X-Men. So this question is for Derek and Sweeney. No, I have no idea. Is there a reason Gene Gray doesn't have an alias like the others? Scott Summers is Cyclops. Logan is Wolverine, Remy, LaBow is Gambit, et cetera, Lebo.

Is there a comic reason? Or do they just enjoy doxing her in every fight? She was called Marvel Girl at first. No, why did you say my name? No. I'd say my name out loud. And then she always nuts. She always goes, ah.

Dude, Jean Grey is a very confusing character because Jean Gray was such an ill-used character for a long time in comic. Oh, yeah. She could only lift like a telekinetic thing to lift like a ball or like maybe a tire into here. She was so pathetic. And then they just gave her the wildest power buff and made her the phoenix and she went out and destroyed like a few sons. Yeah. What's so dumb about that though is she, okay, she was basically second in command. And, you know, she was essentially almost a class five, right?

like she's pretty much extremely powerful as far as the strongest kind of me in yeah and the thing is that that annoyed me is if you're gonna talk about the adamant nothing about this stuff Chris no X-Man is such a hole in my knowledge because I just I didn't yeah I didn't I found the idea of super superhero teams specifically very lame because I would associate them with like Spider-Man and his amazing friends or like I fucking love that show when I was little I watched when I was like 13 I hated it this shit sucks bro

I adored it when I was. I was like, that's crazy. I did not like that. I hate it because I'm just like, why is. I hate because Spider-Man lived in this fucking fortress. I was like, this is so stupid. He was taking on Iceman and Firestar. I was like, this is awesome.

I didn't feel like because obviously X-Men wasn't like that, you know, just watching it. Yeah, yeah, I know it's not like that. But like when I was a kid, I just kind of thought like the idea of like a group of heroes getting together. I don't know. I just thought it was kind of like inherently very just. It's. I like. I liked Batman being like Batman and and you know Superman being Superman and you know

Spider-Man being Spider-Man even to the point where like the Justice League itself I remember being like No, I liked it because it gives me a character because what happens is I don't always like the main character. Of course I love Spider-Man. Spider-Man is my favorite character. But like I liked how it was like there's Wolverine who's like edgy. There's different kinds of characters who are more like diverse because I like different characters of different moments for the most part. Yeah, I came around to it. I think X-Men has just always been that thing where it's like, I feel like it's one of those things where it's...

Yeah, you just did... I'm just too late for this. You didn't. Like, I missed it. They're truly the most interesting characters, though. Like, like genuinely, genuinely. Like, even Kurt, like, Kurt Wagner by himself as a character, it's like fucking night crawler's awesome. Well, what's more interesting about it, it's just like that they're, you know, they're mutants.

And it's not like, they didn't have to do some, like, dumb origin story of how they got their powers or some shit like that. Yeah. It was just like these people are... They're freaks. And it was. It was in a way that it was like, guess. Like, guess, bigot? Jesus Christ.

And it's cool, though, but like, it's ran in a way that it's like, damn, if this was real, this is probably hollowed go down. When you think about how our world is now and how fucking, like, it is Pride Month, for example, and the pushback you get for something as stupid as that, where you're like, yeah, I think that even in a lot of sci-files, it's a logical conclusion, like, say, even in Mass effect where you have the option of doing a synthesis with, the with the machines with the reapers or something. That's like an option where we're gonna mold with them

and then we're gonna enhance it. And then there was all these guys like, I ain't gonna get hands with these damn machine. You know, like, I wouldn't want to do it either. Like there's a whole thing where I would tell, I would get rid of any cancer cells in my body.

I would be fucking efficient. Like you're insane. I don't know what you're talking about. I want to be a roll bigger. But so is there a reason that she just doesn't have a, oh yeah. So like about that. Like, it's kind of in the same way where, oh, here's the name that we had before.

It doesn't make sense now because it's too on the nose like a- Right. She was Marvel girl, right? Kind of like a, yeah, kind of like a Miss Marvel. Oh, it's like, you know how, there's something else I'm thinking of where. Captain Marvel. Yeah, like they've changed, they'll change names because it's like two on the nose. And I, to me, it just feels like they just never, to me, to me,

they don't have the specific, I don't have the specific answer because I actually would like to look that up and be like, why didn't they just do it? Yeah, that's strange. Like, why didn't they just do it? Because I always thought that was a little weird. Yeah, Captain Marvel's... Where's her code name? Yeah, Captain Marvel's strange. I liked in... I like, what was that character? I think his name was like Doctor Detective Comics. That's not real, is it?

It's real. Over in D.C. That's their Captain Marvel. Doctor Detective Comic. The Captain Marvel Shazam, bro. What are you doing? Dr. Detective comics is a wild nasty thing to say. Like,

what is your name? Did it ever... Dr. Detective Captain Lieutenant. It's like, what the fuck? Did it ever bother you? And this might just be like... Hello, hello.

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at Indeed.com slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. Maybe a slight little tism for me. But did it bother you when people would say DC Comics?

Because it's like saying Detective Comics Comics. Yeah. I mean. I don't know. It doesn't bother me, but I get it. It shouldn't bother me, but it does. I understand why it would, but I don't care enough about comics to even, you know. First of all, I just felt like I'm like, just change your name, Detective Comics.

Like, you don't do Detective Comics anymore. That's what I think makes it kind of okay because I don't even think DC stands for Detective Comics. I think it just stands for DC now. It's just DC now. I think it is just DC. Like, now it was just DC. It was Detective Comics at first. Of course.

Because it was, it was, I don't know if it was Batman first, but it was, I know before, it was. I know before. It was DC. There was Dr. Detective Comics. No, it was, it was, it was just, it was a detective comics at time?

Yeah, it wasn't, they weren't. But they weren't superheroes yet. That's why, right. Yeah, it wasn't, and then they got into it

and, uh, then they made Superman's like that. They got made all that other gay shit, yeah. Oh, like, gay. He was fucking lady getting her groceries.

Unbelievable. In the middle of our show. Yeah, should we, should we, should we, inconsider it? Inconsider it.

Tell her to shut up. Hey, they're rocks in a window. Fuck up. Stupid whor. bro what's on with the construction around here man like they've been they've been bus sawing every fucking morning they're building a bunch of shit over in this area that's why i think i think they're gonna put a traitor jo's right by my house oh really insane i don't know it's gonna fuck everything up

dude there is where i on the street that i live on uh glen oaks essentially uh there are two churches next to each other i've never seen it because i've seen churches on the end of each block dude that's what i've never seen they're literally next to each other it is competitive competitive You know what's crazy? Genuinely, insane. I think only one apartment. No, I guess, well, this one and the last one that I was in.

But, like, our first Glendale apartment was right next to a church. I remember because we had that, when Lyle came over that one day to do one of his sketches, Kyle, oh, we forgot the, oh, we forgot the prop gun in the car, and then they had to go grab it,

and it was parked in front of a church. And the imagery of him, like, grabbing a gun outside of a church was really fucking funny. But it was like right next to our building So that's crazy And then the next Burbank apartment Was across the street from a church

And it's just like dude There's so many Like you have a really high likelihood Of moving into a building That is right next to a church Yeah For whatever reason They're like there are more churches

Than there are McDonald's I think Yeah yeah yeah Easy pickings Praise God Keep your kids away Keep your kids away They're like fucking They're like a specter

Like in front of the door Want to hang out kid And it just reaches out to your, it's like that house God, God, God. It's like that fucking house creature that you fight

in, uh, fucking Final Fantasy 7, the house. Oh my God, the one that's literally a fucking house. That shit's funny. It's sane.

Dude. All right. You haven't played, have you played rebirth yet? I'm up to the gold saucer and then I just got, like, I saw all these mini games and I was like, I'll finish it,

but I put it down. That game's a lengthy fucking game. I have a habit of just, if a game's like really long, I will put it down and I will finish it years later. Like many years later. You finished the first one, right?

Uh, yeah, I finished the first one a couple weeks ago. Okay, forget it. I finished the first one, like, I think the week before rebirth came out, because I was like, all right, I guess I'll finish it. Uh, but I did play a lot of it. The fun game. It first came out, but then I was just like, I don't know, I got to a point where I was just like, oh, it's not clicking. And then once, you know, I just get that way. Prey was another one where, like, I played pray for a good, like, 30-something hours or like something like that.

It's a little bit of an issue, man. Sometimes, uh, I put it down. You just. back to it. I can't put a game down if I'm playing it. Yeah, but you also don't buy games like crazy though. That is true. Yeah. I have to literally, well, you also exclusively play games that you want. Well, no. I would imagine, right?

I don't know. Because why wouldn't you? That's true. Because half of your job, you have to play games. You might not exactly want to play. Yeah, there are games. That's an experience for sure. Yeah, it's not necessarily that I don't like those games or anything. It's just like, if I wasn't doing sacred, even Red Dead Red Dead Redemption too, probably, like at the time that it came out was probably a game that I wouldn't have played because I just like, ah. That's a wild thing. Yeah, I didn't play it at first either. I was playing fucking

Kingdom Hearts. Kingdom Hearts and fucking Spider-Man. Dude, I, going from Kingdom Hearts, the fucking Red Dead 2 was a fucking, that shit is why that's why I hit Kingdom Hearts so hard now. Because I was just like, this game is shit. It's just like, as soon as I pretty much turned, I don't know, I was in middle of

high school, I was like, I don't like, I don't like Kingdom Hearts anymore. It just didn't, it didn't, it didn't scratch the it. Yeah. It was, I like, I was like, man, this is so cool, like these characters that I grew up with,

but then I got a little older and I was like, kind of, and to be fair, I've never been like that huge of a, a, a, a,

a, a, like, I've never been that huge into it. So it's kind of like, gotten tougher to play, the older I get. The older I get,

they become tougher to play because they're just, they're just written in a way that I feel like no one interact. Like in a way, like no one interacts like this. Like, what the fuck is,

what in my experience? I think that's, I don't know. That's not the problem. I think it's fine. That's my huge problem now. Because you play a Western RPG. Play Balders Gate. The way people interact is real. Like, it's like, it's a better experience. It's heightened. It's realistic, I guess. It's real relative to the world they're in.

What I mean is like, I don't necessarily mind there being like a heightened kind of way of. I feel the way about like a lot of movies too. where it's like there aren't really many movies with realistic dialogue and that's not necessarily a problem. Well, right, you don't want that actually. Right. Well, sometimes it'll work.

Like, sometimes a movie will be centered all around that and if that's the vision, cool and, you know, maybe they can make that cool. But like, I just think it's okay to have things that are either, like, punch me, I bleed. It's not something that a fucking person would say. You know? Punch me, I bleed.

I think it works. I think Final Fantasy 7 does a really good job of finding the middle ground between like JRP, right? Western RPG like dialogue wise. It's the most accessible one that I've seen as far as like how they write it. He's like this is very good.

It's not as annoying. Exactly. I think they wanted that audience. Oh yeah for sure. They wanted more of a Western audience because of. It blew up over here. It was a good game over there,

but it blew the fuck up in America. Yeah. That's why the PS1 sold so much is because of that console. That game. Yeah. It's like wildfire because of it. And you know one thing I noticed about

older GRPGs that I played since they didn't have any audio dialogue? It was written there. It was way easier to just. digest and once people started speaking and then uh because like i'm also not like the biggest fan there's a lot of animas that i enjoy but i don't enjoy most of them and i don't enjoy most of them because of how like tropey oh jesus christ like some of the shit i'm like okay the women sound like cats like they're so high pitched and like and like i'm like bro i can like i'm

watching my fucking my roommates that i moved from Vegas they're just on the couch and living room watching and there's like a girl going and I'm like Are you not like annoyed to shit? They're just like hmm This is this is so good and engaging And then all the guys like It would be like trying to watch

It would be like trying to watch something that people insist Is like breaking bad and then the main character sounds like Spongebob That's what it's like That's what I mean like so I'll watch like a I'll watch like a you know like a I'm the one who knocks Exactly I can't take this seriously

Like a full mother Aquaman's brotherhood and there is like 1% of that in that series. And I'm like, this is great. But if like, you know, there's the, what was it, Armstrong's sister? Like, she's all like a badass. If she was like, I'm out. I'm out. You know, sincerely, and I know, to be fair, this is, this is more about.

I forget. Olivier. Yeah, Olivia. My wife. My queen, bro. She's fucking bad. I love Olivia. I think that's actually why I gravitated towards Dragon Ball a lot.

And to be able that is like English dub. It's totally English. Dragon is, I wouldn't be able to do it if it was fucked. Dragon Ball Z is, it exists in two different paradigms. Yeah, yeah. There is the Americans, the interpretation of Dragon Ball Z where everything is super hyper masculine and like fucking metal and shit. And then there's Dragon Ball Zee in Japan where Goku's voiced by a woman and Supreme. And then the, Supreme Kai's on fucking Ambien.

He sounds tired when he's excited. Dude. Is he said that the first time? I remember laughing my ass because we were watching Dragon Ball Super in the house and he said that and we were all just right. I just couldn't believe it

because that was my first time I saw that. I was like, what the fuck is going on with King Kai? Why does he sound so tired? Yeah, I don't know, man. Can I be honest, you know how there's a handful of voice actors that do a lot of shit in America? Yeah.

Like, I... It's the same in Japan. Yeah, so there's this one guy that does a lot of... It's actually worse in Japan. Dude, so here's my thing. And maybe it's a correct analysis. There's this one guy. I'm assuming it's the same guy that's in everything.

And he has the same fucking deep voice. Yeah. I was like, money, money, money. I was like, that's the same guy. And every... They've watched so many... Amiru. They've watched so...

I was like, bro, that's... It has to be the same guy. Either that or everyone's mimicking the first guy that did. Probably both. It's very likely. But voice actors in Japan, they work till they die. Oh, fuck. For real.

They do, yeah. And then it's starting to happen in America as well. What characters just, people just voice the character until they die. Well, everybody, like they voice. Because eventually you change characters, you know. Like, eventually Mark Hamill was like, I'm not really going to be joke anymore. I'll just step back, you know.

Yeah, but that took a long fucking time. Oh, granted, it was like 20, no. No, that's 30, nearly 30 years. Mark Hamill is, you're probably right? Mark Hamill is, what, like, 9. 98? He looks pretty good for 98, though. You know he was 20 in Star Wars.

He looks pretty good for 90. It hasn't been 70 years. I thought it was 49 in Star Wars. Could you imagine he looked that great at nearly 50? He looks like a little boy. Can you imagine Luke Skywalker in the context of his story being 49 years old? How old is Vader's decrepit? Vader's in a fucking scooter.

Vader, how old is fucking on uncle? Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. I want to go out and explore the world. It's like, Luke, you're 49. Luke, you're old. Get the fuck out. That means Obi-Wan would be dirt. Dude, it's so funny how you think about it, if you watch the prequels, right?

And Obi-Wan's a young man in the prequels. And then by the next series, he's old as shit. It's like, how'd you get, did losing the force make you age that bad? Well, I mean, it's, it's like, it's 20 years. That's not. That's too. He's, he's. Chris, let's get you and McGregor right now, and it's been 20 years.

He doesn't look anywhere near. It's so funny. I thought about that, too. I never thought about that. I literally was confused. I was like, with the timeline that was explained to me, I was like, Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM.

I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is, is answer, what is the future of computing? Whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together.

It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before.

Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there.

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You think about it for two seconds and you just stop. Well, no, he's really stressed out. No, he definitely is extremely stressed. He's canonically quite stressed. You know when they do it in the animated universe? Like when he fights mall and rebels? Yeah. He's allegedly, I'm like, bro, it's been like 10 years.

hasn't been that long and he's I don't know man Maybe he has It's like a George Lopez situation You know where he just like George Lopez looks Bewell George Lopez has aged

George Lopez If milk could be milked And that milk could age That's what happened To give him Some remilked milk I mean it's Bro that's

That's drugs That's straight up drugs Oh yeah yeah It's drugs Is this Mexican people When they don't take care of their skin their skin gets so fucking eroded. It's really bad.

He laid out in the desert for 40 nights and 40 days. It's really, really bad. He is on drugs. I don't know why they have, like, Mexicans have those acne scars. They get so bad. It's like a thing. Like,

they get acne scars really horribly. I have acne scars too. Some people, I don't know. I don't know. They're blocked by my glasses, really, but usually darks and people

don't have it just in general. We don't really. I haven't seen very many people. I mean, I will say, because like what you're saying sounds kind of ignorant to me, but at the same time,

I will support it by saying my mom's partner had acne scars, Hispanic, Aegis Elva, fucking George Lopez. I said Aegiselva. Why did I say Aegisle? I meant Edward James Almost. Yeah, not that, yeah, Edward James Almost. So there is something to what you're saying,

but I also feel like... I've seen black people with acne and they have like white heads. It looks like globs are cummer on their face. And that's hilarious. is. There's clubs stuck.

What exactly is the scientific measurement like the exact measurements of a glob? What is that? A glob is a drop

that's not water. Anytime a drop isn't water, it's a glob. It's a glob. Good old glob. Anyway, that's why Gene Gray's

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why that's why Gene Gray said. Now that we're in person is going to be bad. These questions

are going to get answered. Maybe never. We'll try, oh, hold on. What? An hour 48. Let's try to get at least two more in

In I gotta start I gotta put a timer on my phone or something Or not a timer but like a clock Just so I have a better idea of How long we've been at it Satus substance Okay it might become rudin He says hello piss one piss two

And piss prime Hope you're all doing all right I guess I'm pissed prime Yeah yeah yeah Because of a lore The piss lore is deep and vast Dude during that I'll do it There's a bunch of questions

Like Lily how much did you drink Do you like piss and Lily Piss and I'm like why are y'all doing this Dude Tell her some respect I get it She likes piss. Leave her alone. I get it.

Anyway, he says, here's a hypothetical. You've somehow upset a spirit or a witch. And thus, you are now cursed to grant speech and human level intelligence or sentience to the next three inanimate objects that you touch with your hands. What do you... What would you touch? What would you go out of your way not to touch? Thanks for the show Pissing Pissors.

I would never touch me. I would have stories. I would have fuckings. You know, this guy is a monster. So I would immediately go like, Alexa, call the nearest friend, right? I would tell them, like, come over, open the door for me, please. And I would, I would make it my absolute mission to touch a gun. Absolutely.

Why don't you do that? Because I just want to know how it feels. Yeah. I want to know, like, if, I want to know if a gun could feel, would it abstain. It would be a death god. It would listen. You would just created a death god

For like maybe eight minutes Until it has to reload And then it's just It'll file Yeah Yeah yeah I smoke gun Because I just want to see

I want to see I would start obviously Not loaded But like I would I just want to see like how Like what What would the personality Of a gun be

So how alive is this thing Can it like walk? Human level Does it sprout leg It says it says human level Sentience So sentience Kind of implies that it's just like

So it's a lot It's just capable of understanding. For the sake of building on this, it can speak. I would touch a sandwich and be like... And then eat it? And then eat it? I'm going to devour you. Your screams will wreck me.

Thank you. As I eat it and screams. That's fucking nuts. That's nuts. You're a psychopath. You want to read it? I would, I definitely would, I would touch my dick. versus why and i want to snitch on you about all the fucks that you've beat off to you yeah yeah it's

hey hey hey hey hey i know what this guy watches food ternari he's gay he's gay he watches he watches food a duch no he wants i watch dogen not watching jojo he watched he watched i only watch dogen not food i order to watch food uh dogen dogen is like porn comics I thought I was better than people. I've been, so this is Lord. Wait, so do you watch that? Do you read it? Wait.

This is Lord. This is Lord for me, right? Yeah. I have been reading the same porn comic since I was 16 years old. It's not even like an anime one. It's like one that I found when I was like 14. And this shit is fucking hot and I beat off to it. And then I've been watching it for years.

And now I'm older than all the characters that are in it. They're like in their mid-20s and I'm fucking 30 now. And I literally on my on my backup Twitter, the one that no one knows about, I messaged the artist And I was like bro You gotta speed this shit up man I'm a grown ass man now You have to age these characters out

Like you gotta do some I'm starting to feel I'm starting to feel a little uncomfortable That's so weird Because I remember like I had one Exactly only one comic like that I have one I've been following I've been following up my whole life

And that's it But I never ventured really I was like this a good one And then I never bothered to I never bothered to find another one It's weird to hear you guys say this Because you guys are a lot younger Like I'm like got like six years on you

Or something like that And I was already in the digital age and never looked back when I was a kid. Like there was no like, ooh, papers and shit. Like there was, my mom had Sports Illustrated, which were nice, the Swinsuit Editions, we were cool. But those were just cool to look at, you know, it was already like say, all right,

we're going to go on the internet. I'm going to spend way too much. On the internet. I found it on the internet. It's a digital one. Oh yeah. Touch a porn comic. Yeah.

Well, even, okay, okay, so it's digital. But what I mean is it was all like, it was like, I don't know, video it was I graduated I went to video and never looked back I've been watching for years that's why that's why I'm like I've still on it because it's been years yeah and like he doesn't post enough he posts like maybe like once every six months but you keep up with the artist yeah I know the artist I've messaged him I'd be like yo dude seriously hurry up I can't even I can't even hurry up bro I think I had one copy of it's not funny bro I think it was called um what the fuck I think it was called cheer or something something

like that cheers I think it was just called like a I haven't read it in years, but like, it was called cheer. Is cheers what led to Frazier? Something like that. Yeah, it's literally. Well, Frazier is a spinoff. Frazier is a spin off of cheers, which I had no fucking idea. He was on Cheers, literally.

Yeah, I didn't give a shit. You never watched, you never watched Cheers? No, no. I, dude, we're minorities. I'm a minority, but I have an old grandparent. That's why she loved Cheers. My parents did not watch. They watched, like, they watched, I want, the, the Parker's, Seinfeld, King of Queens.

The fact that your parents are, the fact that I, non-black people watching the Parker's feels insane. Why? Because it's such a niggle-oriented show. It's so black. Like, Moisha isn't too black. It's a black show, but it's not too black. I didn't like Moishu's doing. But Cheers is like, Parker's is very black.

That's a black person. But that's why it also feels weird hearing a black. Man, even your grandmother. Because I know Cheers was like one of the most popular shows at its time. But it was such a, so I guess I can excuse her watching it. It was probably like musty TV. She watched it. So I watched it by fact similarly I watched it.

Fair enough. Fair enough. That's why I watched fucking MASH and shit. Like that watched MASH and my grandpa. And my grandpa, my grandpa would be like, it wasn't like this. It was hell. And I'm like, and I'm like, okay, grandpa. Like, what the fuck?

Of course. It wasn't a comedy fucking. But the thing is that. that they were because obviously we know we know why mash existed they tried to make light of the fucking horror that was a situation i like the idea of pointing that out it wasn't like this you know you think comedy comedy vietnamity there's like 20 000 people committing suicide and like and i'm like seven and i'm like it wasn't funny grandpa it's like no vietnam scream real loud yeah it's also not what bars are like in cheers

It's not as friendly. Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name. It's like no one knows my name. I don't know any of my name. You should not be at a bar until they know your name. Yeah, it's not going there's enough that they know the name. It's almost the worst. I remember like I became a, like, people started recognizing me at a bar that I went to.

I was like, I got to stop coming. I'll still go, but like now I've cut back a lot. A lot. I don't even drink really that often at all. I just like, I liked going to the bar. I can't remember the last time I drank from being honest. Yeah, that's fair I don't drink at

I drink You're a drink Maybe with you was last time I drank Last time we were all together When you were at maybe Ziggies I think that's last time Oh yeah

Yeah yeah Yeah No though I think the time I didn't drink that No I did drink that time You drank a little bit Yeah I drank a little bit Yeah I drink a little bit

There was some wine coolers And I had a couple of beers And there people were freaked out Because I open sometimes If there's not a beer opener Like right in my proximity I'll just open it with my teeth And like I was freaking people out

And I assured them try to assure them. If you know the technique, you can do it out of your teeth. I would try to assure them, like, your teeth can handle that many pounds of pressure. If not, eating would be a fucking nightmare. You bite a bone. It would be a lot of things. Like, if you ate beef jerky, your teeth would shatter if you didn't, like, have that amount.

I was like, guys, you can, it's fucking aluminum. You can handle. There is something about, I get it. Like, I'm not, like, shocked by it when you do it. it's just more like, there's like a sensation there. I guess it could be a little jarring. There's like a, you have to hitch it on your tooth with this bandit. Yeah, it just ended up in your pop-thead.

It can handle it. Yeah, there's something. It's something you're scared about doing because you know what happens you fuck your tube. That's all of it is. It's like, oh, I don't want to fuck my teeth up. I don't want to try to do that. I think for me it would just be like if I, if I fuck my tooth up. Hello, hello.

I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I,

I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse?

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Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. Am I satisfied with this being the reason why? Oh, that would be really sad. Oh, yeah. I'd be really upset. But I mean, I've been doing it since I was like 17, 18 or something like that. No problems.

Dude, I feel kind of the same way about like even just using my fingernails for stuff because I feel, for some reason I feel like, I feel, I know. what your fingernail is for and I understand like what it can do but it feels every time like I'm this thing's gonna pop right the fuck off my finger I know it won't really I know it won't but I had this weird because I had it's happening before probably that's not you're scared like I remember like I think it not that exactly but like I did like it was like a snag or something and I ripped it on something and it peeled the fucking nail all the way back and I'm like ah so now like I habitually like do people oh my fucking God

Oh, God, that was so gross to see a person. That was visceral. That was a visceral reaction. That made me so bad. Holy shit. I was like, he's not going to really scream, is he? And you fucking wailed. Dude, because I will not die a monster.

No, dude, because I was already in the headspace of vividly imagining it. And I just show you how affirmation. That felt like I manifested it in real life. And, like, I was like, why? This power is so terrible. I don't want to have this. I, since... But that's the reason why I'm just like,

I'm really apprehensive about, like, my nails in general. And to the point where it's like, I'm, like, I bite my nails, not even because I'm nervous, but because it's just like I notice and I just don't want any possibility. I've definitely bent a nail all the way back before, and that shit hurts like a bitch.

And I just pulled the nail out. I was like, I got to fuck it. Because it's good. Because literally, I'm just digging into my... I let's move on. And it hurts, and I'm like, I got to just get rid of this nail. All right. But starting it.

But starting over is hilarious. Having a little bit of a nail. It's so fucking funny. I'll do you one better. I had a crater in the meat. When I fucking shattered the nail and then some of the meat, yeah, got ripped out. And I didn't. A pocket of air.

I didn't notice it until the fight. That was when I got jumped in Florida. Then I didn't notice it until the fight was over. And I'm like, oh, my finger hurts. And I was like, oh, full of plus. And I was like, what the fuck? And yeah, it took forever. It didn't even grow back properly.

Like, because you know how there's like a, like a, you know. That little, that little like sales layer. It's like a set. It's like an ass, dude. Oh my God. So when I, when I cut my, uh, I can't find my clippers. Because, uh, my total, I, I moved and I, I don't know what anything is. So now they're getting long and then they have that fucking thing that you cop that I just showed you.

So I'm like, fuck. I need to cut off before I rip it more, bro. Skin was coming off, dude. I didn't see that. I only heard about it. Dude. It's what, but that's what my skin is, it's probably, probably see it's a little scarred. Everybody was laughing at you.

Bro, my skin. What the hell was that, by the way? I got, I got, um, so I have, uh, I have, uh, is it, I think it's eczema. I have eczema. Where? Like, all over? All over, I'm pretty sure. Like, especially, like, on my arms.

It gets really bad on my arms. Do you eat that many eggs? Next fucking question. That's just keep going. Let's just keep going. Let's end this fucking episode. I'm out of here. Let's do one more.

Uh, we only got three. Yeah, yeah. We'll pick it up next time. Sure. Uh, yeah. The cock wizard wrote in. He says, Hello,

ass effect three. Very cool. If you could make a single person devastatingly senile, who would you choose for the most entertainment or personal amusement? Myself. Myself. I'll see now me to be tough. You wouldn't be able to enjoy it though.

Yeah, I would. I think I'd be fine. That's the kind of choice. Inside, like, because you're pretty much, you're pretty much like at a home theater inside your head.

You know, you're like, well, let's see where this goes. It's like you're just how long for the ride. That choice is a little redundant at that point, though, because if you were, if you were to make that choice intentionally, that is a, that is a choice that only a senile person would make. You're already crazy. You're already insane. Yeah, I'm already there.

I think I would do, I would, I would do Trump. I would make Trump be a good one. Just because I'm, I'm curious to see, like, at what point will people stop? Never, simping. Never. Like, will there be a point where he, like, shoves a banana up his ass and says, no. You're Ray, Pieray, I'm real gay I'm gay, gay, gay

He shits out He shits out and it's like a banana And shit split He ships out He ships out and he pulls out And it's all red Oh my God It's the deepest red you've ever seen

Crimson Hey you guys Have you guys see Mr. Hands He just has like well fucking plantain Or like those giant Like no he has a yucca Have you seen Mr. Hans? He's just fucking, woo, he's just fucking going to town.

He's just fucking going to town. It's great to be here. I just jerked off a horse. Thank you. I love this place. Fuck yeah. Fuck yes. He's going to be pressed.

He jerked off a fucking horse. Yeah. Some guys screaming so loud. He's expanding a little bit. He comes back There reminds me of an edit When we lived in the Glendale apartment There was, I don't remember what

It was at the end of the video It was when Francis was living with us Yeah, we were cooking or something like that I remember the video And I threw something at you And you got really upset But like you were really out of focus When you, when you went like

You like screamed with your mouth shut And I was so mad because it's like Oh, it's such a good shot But like it's completely out of focus And so what I did was like I made it I made you look like a symbiote basically Like I made your like your outline Your dark outline wiggle a lot

And it's like I think about that every now and again Because I'm like oh man I'm never gonna get like a moment like that again Where it's like the perfect mix of dumb shit The idea of somebody getting so angry They grow a little bit Like they're like Piccolo They grow a little bit And they're like I'm back I'm back I'm back

I think it's possible Elon Mussina would be hilarious I love to what he do with his fucking money Yeah funny he'd probably fucking he'd probably buy a bunch of pygmies and fucking Sem free in like fucking Nebraska some shit shit this week on space X we're

we're hunting pigmies and he's like yeah he's using he's using shock puts to kill pigby yeah I feel like he's not that far off so that yeah that'd be pretty funny I feel like he's just really dumb I don't know he's I mean it's that's true he's very socially retarded I would say I think both I think both I think I think people around him have made him Like, I think he's been exposed by being, you know, a lot of people with a lot of money. They stay out of the spotlight.

That's true. And then there's people, there's always people running the show. There's always people, you might have a good idea. But then there's people that need to execute the ideas that are way smart. He was like, oh, and then like it came to it when people, he jumped in fucking those calls on Twitter, those spaces, those Twitter spaces. Oh, right, right. And then there's engineers asking him questions about Twitter and stuff. He had fucking no idea.

He had no, I mean, anything. And then it was like, oh, so this guy is there. He's cosplaying as a genius. I think Twitter will start to run perfectly fine once we find the bluebird that we're supposed to feed and to keep it alive. Guys, I have 15 Asian bots in my messages right now. There's a lot of bots. And they're all Asian. They're all Asian right now.

I don't know what's going on right now. There's an Asian wave of these girls trying to show me their virtual tits. It's so fucking ridiculous. And I'm like, oh, of course I'm going to go look. And then there's a fucking no, she has no followers. There's no nudes. Yeah. And I'm like, fuck, dude.

Yeah, you can't be a woman online with no followers. That's weird. Okay. Yeah. Bullshit. I thought there was moods in bio. There's no news. I thought you were the chosen one.

They just took my information again, bro. I've had so many credit cards, bro. Oh, my God. Why does the bank keep giving them to you? My credit scores eight, bro. He's fucking crazy. There are, dude, there are ghosts with better credit scores. Can your credit score get to zero?

It can't, right? Yes. How? How? How is that possible? Bankruptcy. Oh, yeah. Okay, that's the only way. Or you kill a bank.

You shoot the bank and it screams. The bank falls and like starts holding it. It starts trying to, and turns it to the elderly fight where you're fighting a building. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're just trying to slam you're rolling out the way. Oh, you asshole. You get the gun that's really good at killing banks.

That's what it's called. Really. good at killing banks guns. That's the destiny weapon and it does more damage

the banks and bank and the tellers fuck. Oh, it's got dynamics way. Oh,

wow, man. Warple weapon? All right. I can use this. All right. Thanks. All right.

Now we're, what, I don't know what the fuck is going on. So we might not do we might not do to add read this one because it's a fucking man.

You want to do, you want to read the names off to this one or no? Yeah, we'll do the names. Yeah. Yeah. We have to.

It's the inaugural first in-person episode. Okay, all right. We can't skimp. Let's go. But, uh, all right, let's... Dude, I looked in it was one o'clock before and it's so far past one now. Holy shit. Oh, it's almost two.

Oh, my God. How long is this? How long has this been going? It's not that... It'll be a longer one, but it's not crazy. Oh, it's right now it's 206. Oh, really? That's it.

It feels like it's been forever. I know. The time's moving by pretty quickly. Yeah. It feels like a long episode. but also not at the same time. It's strange. It's like a normal episode.

What the fuck? This is what happens in person. That's true. Anyway, count me down. All right. Three, two, one. Brigger. Stoff a bligger to death.

Bligger, yeah. What is a Brigger? What is that? What would that be? I got one letter of this out. Total bligger death, bro. You got to send that video. Because there's no way.

I don't think that showed up on the mic at all. Oh, yeah. So send that video somehow. This video is fuck. And I got to find a means to send it to you guys. Jordan sent it to me. Did he send that one? Or was that in the last?

Was that the last footage or was that when we were? That was when we started new. The new one? That was the new, yeah. I can download it. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Anyway, he walked in on my Goggins to like Google.

Put in the drive. Gotcha. Hidden women. Why didn't you say that in the microphone? I don't know. Put in the drive. After I said that, they got to hear it.

They got to hear it. I did the complete, I did the complete opposite of what I was supposed to do. My brain just malfunctioned. Put it in the drive. It's something that I should have just whispered to him on. It's because they're so used to talking to each other through these bites.

Yeah. And so he thought, there's a part of his brain that thought he couldn't hear you. Once he spoke into the microphone. It happens. Like, when I'm on Discordchize people, and I'm playing Digimon, discodial with my friends

and I play Digimon in real life, right? And they're like, what card do you want to destroy? And I point at my screen at the card. And they're like, what are you doing? And I'm like, uh, the one to the right. Yeah.

Shut the fuck up. All right. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM.

I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature, right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large.

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Hidden women. Hit, hit, hidden women. Vaughn of the Dead. Spiro confidently, Spirrecofantly returning to the set of Rupal's Drag Race. because he had a great time despite his initial misunderstanding. Round-eyed Asian,

Slenderman's gay brother, I like Menderman. It's a really good name. Sweeney's a really good one. Sweeney's white father figure. Black man, parentheses, Batman, saying, I'm your worst crime rate statistic.

Does that mean? Don't worry about it. I didn't understand it. Don't worry about it. Carrying Chris around town is my pocket bussy. Femboy Sauron, Lord of Mordor. Aries, destroy Israel, and my life is humor. You go to Aries.

Can you imagine, fucking Crotta, I was going to say. Crodos? Crodos. Crodos. Cretos's brother, Cotos. He's just silly looking. He's pretty like, silly. He's just like, fucking, yeah, yeah.

He's just a frumpy-looking version of Cratos. He just looks like Cratos, but no. muscle. Aries. What are you doing? Are you busy, Aries? Leave me alone. Destroy Israel.

My life is yours. I don't want your life. That's all I have the offer. I can't fight anything. He's breathing heavily. He's dying. You saw a lobster video, right? Where it's like, Aries.

I love that video. I couldn't find it, though. I searched it. I couldn't find it. Really? It's not available anymore? I'm sure it is. It's just like the modern videos don't. Like, they're not named anything.

You just, you just find them out of... Is there a video? Yeah. Video. But it's just like you find them out of context. And the caption is like my face when I fucking, you know, whatever. That is why I really feel like it's worth, I don't mind paying for Twitter. Because I've downloaded so many fucking videos on Twitter.

That is fair. It's probably the only good reason, really. Yeah, I download everything. I've stolen so much on Twitter. It is, that would be a convenient reason. I stopped because you can't hide the checkmark anymore. And I just, I just, I just, I was like, bro. I can't do this.

Oh, yeah. I was like, I can't, I can't have that blue check next to my fucking name. It just looks so jarring to me. Just like, no, like, because I, it's, you know, it shouldn't bother me, but it does. So I just stop paying for it. I've done so much fuck shit that I'm pretty sure. I don't think it's can't give me a blue check warrant because it doesn't have a thing on yours. It should because it, it, it fucking, I got a notification saying, we're going to stop letting you hide it.

And I'm like, excuse me? And then, and then all of a sudden I see it next to my name. We're gonna, it's like a threat. That's what the... We're gonna fuck with you. It's when you bang a girl, you don't want to tell people about, and it's like, I'm gonna tell everybody if you don't do anything.

And then in a picture shows him her face as one of your bodies, and you're like, damn, man. Anyway, Kanye's racist penis going to horny jail, bunk. Have you seen that? I don't know. Talk about it. I had no idea.

He's seen that thing about Kanye, and he's getting sued by one of his assistants for sending some shit about him, like the most wild... Oh, I did see a little bit about this. Ever. Yeah, he said something about like, Like my penis is racist or something?

I'm gonna beat this racist. Wait, you haven't seen it? Hold on. That next episode, we gotta explore it. Okay, got to explore that. And then also I forgot I wanted to talk about Pokeyane and her editor. Oh, that's right. That was actually.

There's a lore. I want to, we have to talk about it right now. I fucked. Well, see, I fucked up because that was, I had notes and I wanted that to be the main theme of this episode. I completely forgot. Let's wait, wait. Can we extend an episode a little bit?

I have to find. Derek. I think this really much editing. Okay. Do you remember? Remember the thing about the guy blowing his load on that video thing that Pokey made? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That probably that guy.

Oh, that guy! Can you imagine? Can you fucking imagine that? Lily brought up like, Lily's like, wait if it's that guy, what if it's that guy that did it? And I'm like, oh, Lily. Lily, you're a genius. I was like, Lily, you're a genius. Oh, my God.

That is because, like, that was so out of pocket. And then hearing about this fucking guy, long story short, guys, Pokeyman, everybody knows who fucking Poceman is. She went on stream. talked about how she had to fire her editor because he admitted that the reason why sometimes the videos that he would edit and he was supposed to the post would be so fucking late

sometimes, oh, she said weeks. I don't know if she was exaggerating. She said at least like, I think, a week. Yeah, a week. Which is pretty late for me. Which, that's extremely late. It's extremely late. Like one, two days, three days.

Oh, fuck, you know? Like, so, okay. Yeah, he just, he can't get his work done because he keeps beating off to her while he's going through the footage. And that is so insane to me. That is crazy to me too, because it's like... The thing about that is like...

The amount of porn addiction required for that betrays itself. Literally. Because how... If you are that porn addicted that you can't stop gooning to just normal footage of Pokemon, which, by the way, she doesn't make any, like, crazy... She's not like an only fan's person. She doesn't even dress provocative. Yeah, it's not even like she's making, like, you know,

peach jars content or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, there's nothing sexual about it at all. So the fact that you are so porn addicted that that gets you confuses me because you would imagine that if you are that porn addicted, something like that wouldn't do anything for you. You know what I mean? It's literally circling it back to the start again. It literally like nothing about it makes sense. I can't fathom it.

I think he, well, it's a level of why we can't fathom it. It's kind of like say pure evil. There are certain things that we can't understand. I'm not saying what he's doing pure evil. Gooning is like... How there you beat up the Pokemon, you demon. Goon is gooting. What I mean is like there are certain things that we can't really comprehend.

There's just like, like, say like hurting a child, there's certain things that we can't. So me beating off vigorously to a regular dressed woman is completely like... The fact that he is a one whole, excuse me, one whole week. That means he's fucking going at it. Like he puts it into a premiere and he presses play and he meets his play and he puts his He immediately pulls the take out. He does a little five minutes. He's like, fuck.

So then he got, all right, cool down. He refractory period. He's like, all right. He gets fucking like, he gets like five minutes done, right? He cuts out one part. He's like Control B or whatever the fuck he does. And he's like, oh, fuck, man. He's just him jerking out every five minutes and passing out for 10 hours.

And then he's like, but yeah, that's not like, because it's weird. It is a sexual thing, obviously, because he's beating off. But it's clearly like this. The extreme. parasycialist of her being like a girlfriend kind of like she's talking to him she's not saying anything sexual she doesn't even not even sounding sexual

she her content is completely I'll be honest I don't understand why people value her so much in the like I've watched enough of her clips to me like she doesn't have like good takes to me and that's just you know me being like I don't really understand I don't really understand streamer culture in general to be honest what happened I don't I don't really understand like I stream

but I don't understand I don't even understand why people like I understand like... He's a gamer girl, you know? I think that's where it is. Like, for me, I think Pokemon is like a very... Yeah? She's cute, I guess. She's a cute girl.

No, I think she's pretty. But it's like, she's a gamer girl, you know? And the fact that, like, most gamers... Does she play games now? Like, I don't think she's a pretty person. It's just like... It's very clearly not content made for us. Right.

It's like, it's definitely not for me. I get like, what's the speed? Like, I get why people like him. I don't like him, but I get it. Right, yeah. It's loud and obnoxious. Streaming culture and... general, I feel like the older you get, the more streaming culture kind of, we're at the age

where, like, when we were younger, that might have been really, because I remember I enjoyed, I enjoyed, uh, Twitch plays, um, Twitch play series. Uh-huh. I thought that was insane. How many people were fucking with the game experience. Oh, that was cool. Yeah. Yeah. But like, that's, you know, that was like, way before. It just doesn't make sense. Even when I stream now, because, like, I stream, when I'm not sure, I'm like, oh, this is a boring nature thing. I'm just here talking to people, you know? Yeah. Yeah, it really is kind of like a, there is an inherent parisocial thing to it. Oh, because you're directly interacting with them.

You are kind of, you know, feeling the role of a friend for people who aren't. Think about it. When there's, the market's so saturated that this is my perspective, right? One of the reasons why I don't stream anymore is because I feel like I can't really just do what they're doing because I feel like a fraud. And in the way that there are some people that are doing really good shit. Yeah. Why aren't you watching them? That's how I feel.

And so, but there's, you said the parissocial thing, people are like, no, I want to hang out with Chris. I want to hang out with Kingston. Like, so I get it. I feel that. And me, I feel almost like, bro, why you want to hang out? I'm not doing it. Like, so I feel like I have to do something extreme like, oh, I'm going to play Dante's Inferno and make sure we laugh at the devil's dick. You know, like, I want to like, I want to like do something like that, but that's not stream culture.

So like, it's totally, I'm just removed from it. So I'm like, okay, people want to be Pokemon's friend. This guy's in love with Pokemon. Yeah. So much so that he. infiltrated probably had no editing experience. Probably lied. Yeah,

lied about his credentials, had this like real of fake shit that he stole from somebody else. And it was like, yeah, I'll hook you up. And then she's like, yo, what's up?

Where's my video? We didn't even mention the craziest part of this story, which is the fact that he told her. He told her. I didn't believe it. I still don't entirely believe because that's like,

what? Yeah, why would you? So he must have thought, he shot it, he did 50-50 chance. Yeah. He was like, I'll, it was a Nat 1. That's like me going to Shilah Stiles' house,

knocking on her door, she answers. I beat my dick to you so many times. It's so weird. And then walk away. And it's going to, she's going to give me a pussy now. What's crazy about it is it's not even like, dude. Yeah. It's not even.

I don't care if people are jerking off to me. You know what I mean? What are you going to do about that really? But don't tell me. I don't need to know. I've been told one time. I posted it actually. on Facebook.

You know, it's Facebook memories thing? Yeah. And I was like, I can't tell if this is real or fake. It was the person

that said that they were like, oh, you're so fucking sexy. Like, I jerk off to you. And I'm like, it wasn't like a, I was like, I was like, I was like,

I was like, don't tell me. Yeah, I don't care. Goon culture's getting on a hand, bro. Do what you want. Keep it up. I could give it fuck less.

I'm not, I'm none the wiser to this. Yeah. I could give a fuck less, you know? But like, don't tell, I don't need to...

Unless you're a woman, tell me. That's cool. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing. Whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together.

It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the time? timeline of this technology. There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My

cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Contum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. worse, being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. You'll get matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for, or go a different way and get no traction. Seriously, sponsored jobs posted directly

on Indeed are 95% more likely to report a hire than non-sponsored jobs. It really is a no-brainer. Spend less time searching and more time actually interviewing candidates who check all your boxes. Less stress, less time, more results. When you need the right person to cut through the chaos, this is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. And listeners of this show will get a $75 sponsored job credit to help your job get the premium status it deserves. At Indeed.com slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast.

Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed. D's sponsored jobs. I want to know. Because you expect, I expect dudes to be horny and just bricked up jerking off all the time.

If you're a woman. If a woman's doing it, that is like an anomaly. If you're a woman doing it, don't tell me if you're a dude, please tell me. Please tell me, send me video.

I'll watch it. I'll watch it. I swear. That is insane. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. No,

don't fucking say that, man. So we'll talk about Kanye's racist penis next week. Fuck, it's racist penis. I'll have a. I got to get a notepad. Respect to that gooner, dude.

We got to get, like, we should use this as, like, a screen on the computer. We will, I just. And then have the stuff there to go through. I want, eventually, this is, look. I get it, we get it. This is, Chris, you have nothing. Why do you have nothing, Chris? How dare you?

I think I want to get some, like, once we, I want to get, like, fan art on, on the whites of this wall. And even just, like, to pin on the, the, you know, the sound foam, I think would be cool. Oh, yeah. They're very dope. But once we're the first time. This is the first time. We're good. Once we get the P.O. box set up.

I honestly don't even hate that fucking. It's not as bad as I thought it would be on. I definitely don't want it to be a webcam. But that doesn't... I'm a little... It looks weird. It looks weird for sure. I'm saying it looks better than I thought it would.

Right, right. This is not going to be how it stands. Right, right. But we're talking very exclusively about, like, what's going on with the video. Totally. Whatever. I'm sure a lot of the audio listeners will find it actually listen. watch the video, they'll be curious, right?

Yeah, they'll be curious to see what this looks like and that'll be nice because we're caught in the algorithmic abyss. I know I mentioned this before. But it's that the algorithm algorithmic abyss for people that I don't know, every time you post, you lose subscribers. It is a real problem

that is the, YouTube has fucking made excuses after excuses. One representative told me the fucking truth that when you have too many yellow dollar signs when you get like not fully demonetized but say oh limited or whatever when you have too many this algorithm and it must be a bug it just starts

shredding shedding subscribers almost like fucking calling because I had this problem with my main channel and one person admitted it to me and nobody else I talked to admitted it

and it is a clear fucking problem the only thing that fixed it for my main channel is when I started and this is what I'm going to start doing for the so if you guys see there's going to be shorts

on that channel because it's the only thing that fixed my algorithm for my main channel. I started posting shorts on there, and I'm not hemorrhaging subscribers anymore. It's really fucking interesting. I actually gained like four or five thousand subscribers. Oh, wow. And I'm like, oh, how funny, because...

Just for shorts? Yeah, so I started posting those gay things, and like it's like the gay... The parodies, whatever? Gay things. And now my shit's in the green. It's the views are going up, and I'm like, that's fucking stupid.

So I'm going to experiment with the snark tank page and see if that fixes the problem because clearly our supports going up on Patreon. Oh yeah, it's exploding over there. We're not losing fucking... Yeah, yeah. It's... It's doing that thing on YouTube and it's pissing me off. Yeah, anyway. The nature of YouTube, they changed the

freaking what's called the policies again recently, too, to something extremely fucking stupid. I saw some people get a new layout too. I don't have that, but my God, that looks like, oh, God. I don't... I think Jack's films or something like that. I was just like, yeah, this is... They're trying to bully Jacksville. Poor Jack.

How dare you fuck with our cash cow? I got to chat to him. I haven't talked to him. Yeah, we got to get his ass in this fucking hot seat, man. I love that. He fits so well with our friend group, it's insane. I thought that was the craziest thing. Hanging out with him.

He fit right into our insane bat shit friend group because we're all crazy. Yeah. I was like, oh, Jack's probably not a crazy guy. And it's like, oh, no, he's right around with the shit. I can't wait to have sex with him again. All right. Poopped in a sack call a poop sack. Fuck my chungest life

Jack the world's fastest Mayori text from Brile Can't cameo on Smiling Friends yet I'm learning how to build Solid Body Electric I don't know what that means I don't know I like the briles slowly

creeping in my house Fucking coming famous I have an idea That I really want to get like a Vitruvian Brile Do you know what that is Why? Because I just think it's

I just think the image of that Would be great What is that You know the Vitruvian man Like the Leonardo da Vinci Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That actually, that would be pretty.

I think that would be a great idea. Because you did the evolution. Yeah, I did the evolution. I don't want to. I haven't, I haven't, I mean, I haven't posted it yet. Did you talk about it? Because I don't want to. No, I don't care. Like, whatever.

Like, it's, it's, I want to do, like, an evolution of man with, with Brile at the end. But I'm still trying to figure out, like, how to make it look the way I wanted to. The fact that Brile is the final form of. I really like, it's efficient, man. Like, they'd be, like, I'm just going to be there's merch on the way. I feel like that's the way. I feel like that's the way you know you survive car crash. Remember what that guy looked like?

That breacher, dude. That thick neck greacher. That shit. I almost pissed myself when I saw that. I'm sorry. Finish. Finish. An uncontacted Amazon tribe dying out because all the males were too busy fucking a missionary

twink who visited them. Big meaty stinks. Andy the man whose handies are now A.T. are not as dandy. That one elephant that got publicly hung in 1916. That was crazy. Did you see that? No.

There's a video. There's not a video, obviously. But there's an image of, like, they hanged an elephant because it killed somebody. That is. They lynched an elephant with a crane. Like it has any fucking consciousness of what it's about to face. Like it, like it knows it's, oh, man, I shouldn't have killed that person. Now I want to be hanged.

That is so fucking insane. Just shoot it. Just shoot it and get rid of it. What the fuck? They did it in front of its family, too. Yeah, yeah. We'll learn them good. It's like, you have any last words?

You have any last words? Like what are you saying? Elephant noises, huh? So predictable. We were so fucking stupid. I'm trying not to laugh because I love elephants so much. But there is such an unbelievable little cartoonery idiocy there. It's insane.

It's so unbelievably stupid. That like. It's so unbelievable stupid. Look at this fucking thing. That is so much more. That's a better image than the one I first saw. What kind of fucking hero? What kind of fucking hero thought?

Yeah. We got this elephant. Fuck you. Oh, I haven't seen. I haven't had something make me laugh. I give a he-he-he-he for that. Oh, my God. I fucking hate people.

I'm a human being. That is fucking outrageous, man. They're like, yeah, let's hang this pachyderm. He'll learn. He'll learn from this. This pachyderm. All right. Man, that was.

Now those elephants know. Those elephants know not to cross us humans. This is going to be one of those episodes where people comment like, oh, the credits start at this point. And they're still like. They're going to be happy. They're going to be happy. They're going to be happy. That one elephant that guy hung.

Yeah, okay. We read that. The king of, the king of haphazard tried to touch my penis. Don't slander our king. Uh-oh. Heath Smoker, Gids. Who up yoinking their spoinky right now?

Sponky. That's fucking, wow. That's a new one. That's a Pokemon. I've never heard of them. That's fucked up. Living on borrowed cum, my ass drips faster.

I only fuck in fluorescent lighting. Um, Down syndrome girl getting down. Uh, listen to swords drawn by Army of the Pharaohs and see if you recognize a sample. They are like Jedi Mind tricks. One of the lecture,

one of my lectures got cucked by the lead singer of the Pixies KSE, my curse, there's come burning to find you who will come from me, Mr. Pants, I wish all grifters were blood eagled. Damn, but actually facts, though. Oh, is that when they peel the fucking... Yeah, yeah,

like the Vikings. Geez, while having a train of gays run on them. Crucify you, but they would fucking peel your skin and your ribs would become wings essentially. That's so... People have such terrible imaginations. That's the one cool thing about Assassin's Creed, the Viking one. You guys, you

got to blood eagle somebody. Are you serious? You don't see it because that would be way too gruesome, but like you get the final thing of it, but you don't get to see it happening. That's crazy. But it's pretty cool that you hear him being blood eagle. He's like, uh, uh-uh. He starts to, he does an eagle screech.

That is so much pain. That's all we saw the good thing of making. The amount of pain you would have to be in to sound like an eagle. We're laughing at the most fuck thing ever, dude. Holy shit, dude. Oh, man. Shout up the blood eagles, man. Call of the first sin, spumb buffeters,

gnomes are real and I kill them often. Jolly old dipshit. Jelkers Anonymous. May thy load drip and splatter. Ciphergraph. Fiberglash, fleshlight, prank. Please don't let... Damn.

That sucks. Please. You read this. This one. Please don't let that retarded nigger. read the name like to get name.

What is it? Names. Okay. So yeah, please don't let that retarded nigga read the names again. I hope you're black.

I know, right? You know they're not black. It's always the gingerish That picture doesn't look it. Hunter's gingery fucking strawberry pop looking

motherfuckers. I can't wait for you fucking Chuckie. I can't wait for you to read them again, dude. Oh my God. I'll read them the next time. Hunter Dubois orcs are

sween coated. Whoa! I am orc like unfortunately. Came so hard I gave her organ damage. Damn. Tom, Tom, our Lord, Gapen, Josh. I never thought I could be homosexual, but now I'm gay, and now I'm gay.

That's a very good. Homosexual is a little, a little too long. Yeah. But it's, it's not bad. I never thought that I'd be so homo. Homo's better than homosexual. It's still missing something. It's three.

You need three syllables. Da, da, da, da, da, da. In a son. I found a bit so simple, but. Three syllables. They need something. Lily's asparagus, binging piss dealer, you must go to the bodega system.

Caucasian container, the cracker bow for gays, disgruntled, Donald Trump burping on Dom's clit. Page two, come on. A Frenchman ate a plane, Google it and disgust. Mac's silhouette. It's absurd how superb your turd in my burger is, M&M, not sure from what.

Not just in general. Superb? Damn. So you're going to mean shit? Okay. Oh, my God. She pipkin on my pippa. possum, call her Robert

the way she goes downy on my junior play like a dragon, infinite wealthy bitches. I can't, I haven't even finished like a dragon. It's a fun game. So I'm sure it's good. I just, I got to make time for the games. I'm time for RPGs, man. There's two, like... Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM.

I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer, what is the future of computing? Whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together.

It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton?

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Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. I'm gonna play a, I'm gonna do Neo because I never finished it. Yeah, like Baldur's Gate again probably. Not yet. I'm gonna wait till September when they do that major update.

Do you see that they're making a mod system for it? I'm gonna fucking when they drop it. What do you mean? They're doing like an in-sourced mod system in the game now. Yeah. So I'll play it again when that drops. Like, so I'm, I'm staving myself off. I'm going to make Carlis pussy audibly wet. Like, you're going to hear like what you're interested in?

I wanted to be like fat like it sticks out. Like fat, a fat protruding pussy. A petrubian fat pussy. My favorite. Insisting that Brile is a stand-up guy. A monkey biting a baby's soft spot. Just the hard ar. Star Coffee ripped the digital hook.

Now I'm getting molested on the set of Embryonic Chelden. Season four of the boys is coming. And I made the mistake of watching interviews and got a grim reminder. of Starlight's face. Oh, man. Yeah, that's a show. What is she? I feel bad that I was just reminded of that.

Yeah, you actually ruined my day. She was so just like a pretty girl. She was. She was perfectly pretty. She was A1. Like, I thought like she looked perfect the way she was. Yeah, she was great. Like, absolutely.

I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with the, you're so damaged. She denied it too. She was like that. I didn't have that search. I'm like, I don't know, man. They always fucking do that. Even though they look like aliens. Oh, yeah.

You didn't get your fake fucking cheeks. They're real. We saw you in the seasons. We've seen you years before. It's sad. That's sad. I don't know. Yeah.

Stop getting your buckle fight removed. Just in general. For real, dude. Ladies, you're beautiful. Like, stop. You're beautiful the way you are, man. Just be beautiful. That's it.

If you're not, stop. That's the nicest name I'm ever going to say on this podcast. Yeah. My son, first to death in the waste of Ohio by going homeless to pay you fucks. Now this is Memorial Rip John. Transfam Gremlin. Exposing people with lactose intolerance to 90 million rodents of ionizing radiation.

Ush, Correct the Canadian, because every time we come, I feel the semen, and every time we jizz, I swear I could drown. Can't you feel my cop? Cockthrobs, so I want you to know. Damn. It's not bad. It's good. It cuts off at the end.

It cuts off at the end. Some of them only last, I wonder if there's more, but it's like it cuts off. Yeah. Oh, come on. What the fuck are you doing? Every time I can. It's your boy, Shawnee D. Agent 47 in a black wig giving Bill Clinton the most miserable blowjob in the Oval Office.

What's the mission? It's to get him like politically assassinated. Oh, okay, okay, yeah. Get him impeached. I love, I want to do, I want us so bad for us to write a story about Agent 47 where we just put him in the most wild situation. Oh, this is the kind of thing that makes me wish I could animate. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like, I'm really, I'm really, I wouldn't say jealous, but like I, like, I, like, really respect the, like, that Zach and Mick and all those people can do this stuff.

Like, just. Dude, self-talk. I'm thinking of something stupid. Let me draw this and make it real. If I could draw, I would have never stopped drawing growing up. I remember, I remember.

I would have never stopped drawing. That's why I'm glad I didn't learn how to do it. I remember taking animation classes. I remember taking animation classes in like 2005 or something and I did it for one summer and then I just kind of,

I couldn't afford the shit that you. Like you needed like a tablet even back then and I'm just like I can't, what am I going to do? It's not too late. It's never too late. Oh man, you know what's nice about that? Now when we do that kind of thing

it won't be out of sick. That's true. Actually, I was thinking about that. Like, I love going back and sinking it as good as possible. Yeah, you can only do so much. Yeah, now we're going to hear each other's fucking jokes in person. You're going to get real in-person cacophonous laughs. Yeah, dude.

This is going to be hilarious. This was already, like, leagues better. Yeah, I already feel like this is a fucking great episode. This is a funny fucking episode. 3XO driving a moped with a guitar and a katana to distract from his driving of a moped. That would offset it, I guess. Yeah. George Lucas,

firing an RPG at the Goodyear blimp. Wokey-soe-2020-3. It's all about that DEI now, I know, right? New words for the same things. The new buzz word, yeah. Slurping, stroking, smoking, joking. Moticon's going like this. Drip M.H. Lord of Homeless drip.

Sub-zero pulling Molina's pussy out, but only by a few inches, and she can't put it back in no matter what. I'm like no matter what Everything else is just like It's like It's shock value, it's amusing But no matter what sells it

You can't do it Because it's a child thing to say No matter what It's like that Timmy Turner thing It's like I wish everybody goes to hell And then I no matter what That's such a devious wish Please

Cosmo, please Wow that's pretty fucking up. All right, Timmy. No problem. Where, Timmy? Why? Cosmo just does it.

Yeah, no problem, niggum. He doesn't talk about. He just does it. Not a second hesitation. Wow, Timmy. You're real evil. Well, you know, they're making a new one. You know that, right?

They're making a new series. Yeah, it's a little black grown up. That's right. It doesn't look as bad as the last one they made. Do you remember that live action fucking one that they did? No, Paramount Plus around the time that Halo came out? No, I didn't know about that. Oh, boy.

Ooh. It is. worse than you can imagine. It is painful looking. Like, is they're animated? It's almost like, you remember go animate? Literally that. No, no.

That automated animation software that was all over YouTube for like a couple years. It looks like, like, it's live action, so like the fairly outparence, they're still cartoons. Yeah. But like they're animated like that. It's fucking, it's really disgusting. It's bad.

Somebody spent like $100 doing that? Yeah, a whole $100, a whole, on fiber, they got some guy to do it. We know, where we know Nickelodeon is, they are, They have money problems. They're struggling. Pedophiles, pedophiles.

That's great. The only thing that saves them is Ninja Turtles now. It's Ninja Turtles and SpongeBob always. Those two are all they have left. That is the go-to. That is the thing. It's like, it's like Stallone. Like, stop, just do Rocky and Rambo.

Stop fucking doing other shit. Stop trying to be different. You're canceling me. Da! There's been an episode of SpongeBob where he has to deal with cancel culture. Good word. Scudworth says the N-word. The guy was who is saying the N-word.

That's it. Yeah. You see urchin. You fucking neck. You see girl. He said the bad word. What, that,

that episode when they were sitting when they kept like, Oh, the cursing? Yeah. The gutter mouth or whatever. Yeah. That was good. That was excellent. That was,

especially when we were little, so we get to learn like, oh, that's a bad word. Really SpongeBob is really excellent in a way that's really hard to describe. First five seasons, I think. It was one of the few, I love, because, you know,

it always has like almost the same little jingle when they're showing the title of the episode. It's like that island music or whatever. Yeah, whatever the fuck that is. But then like every once in a while they have something different. One of them's like crabboard

where it's like boop boop boop boop because they think Mr. Crabs is a robot. Oh yeah. And then there's that one, the sailor mouth or whatever, where it's like these sailors doing a shanty. It is. I remember that. That shit blew my mind.

What is that? I got like I don't, something dooby-do. and I'm just something sex with sweaty guys and duncee. Like I would I would put that in there. Right, right, yeah, of course. Yeah, I've been doing this shit for the long and stuff,

but I would say something. I have butt sex with sweaty guys and dumb, people don't know what I'm talking about. That show is a magic. I love when they would do those one-off, like, special intros. I'm like, oh, this is going to be a good episode. I just think that there's so many episodes of that show

that I just like, I think about throughout the day and I just laugh at. Yeah. It's the most relevant television show. Is that the shit? Is that the song that goes, Bebo, Boob, Boob, Boob. Yeah, like,

beep, Boob Bob! It's a livery. Beep, boo, bo, bo, Bob. It's so goddamn good. SpongeBob's watching a horror film, and it's the shittiest robot

chasing a regular human. It's like the horrible green screen. It's so funny. He has nightmares, and he thinks Mr. Crabbs of a robot because of that shit. It's so good. Such a good episode.

I really think that if you really go back, most of modern comedies, off of that show. I think a lot of modern, like what people our age think is funny is because of that show. For sure.

I think it's not even and it's not even writing too. It's like so much of it is delivery. Of course. I think that's actually what's so good about smiling friends too. It's like, it's not even that like anything is like

it's not complicatedly written. It's just delivered hilariously. Yeah. Like it's just so fucking funny dude. The landlord was like, I was just wondering if you wanted to hang out with me and smoke weed and fill out bellies with diet soda

and play bird out revenge for the PS2. It's like what the fuck is going? One of my favorite. Oh my God. Wow, you suck. You barely even hit me. You're terrible. I love his.

You're terrible. Wow, you barely even hit me. What are you doing here? Go home. Go to your family, dude. You're so old. Shout out to those guys, man. My other one is Zach, man.

I miss you, Zach. I haven't seen you in so long. Yeah, he missed me every now and again. We like try to link up it. I don't know. We're always just doing something. Can you drag him even if it's off screen? Like, I remember he did, he did a, he did a H3 podcast.

Oh yeah, where he called in. He was just, yeah. Dude, that shit was so fucking funny, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, dude, I'll be cool if it would be, I mean. Yeah, I mean, he was the, he was the prototype. He was the first, he was the very, very first, like, test guest, I guess. Yeah.

Where people have done a couple of snark tank animates of your fireball story from that episode. Really? Is that from that episode? Yeah, from that episode. Is it? I didn't know that until. I didn't know that. I thought it was way later.

See, I so did I. But then, um, so did I? But then, uh, there is a different clip of, Zach interacting with that story Unless you told it twice But like Because I thought it was from Because I thought it was from when I already joined

But then I thought it was too But I guess I told Zach No but I don't I think Zach knows that story Yeah he does know that story I don't know maybe If maybe I dream this all I'm insane

You might be right It's definitely been a story That we've talked about At least three times On the show So it And that would be something That you would tell a new person

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Pockeman's editor was probably the dude that nutted on his phone and posted it. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to them, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side.

For example. If anybody has more than 10% of what they had, for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive. Yeah, wow.

So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say, you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change, is not technology, is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being

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Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. Hey, what the fuck? That's an awful circle. That's crazy, dude.

That's wild. He blew a load on that phone, dude. That's crazy. He had to wipe that, to clean that off. A whole globs. That's burn into my memory. Like I see it vividly. I remember seeing that on, because you were talking about Pokey, made.

I remember actually guys who's on Twitter and looked it up and me and Derek laughing, you were like, this is not funny. Stop trying to send me this video. This guy coming on a phone. And I was like, this is great. This is great content. I can't fucking believe people would do. Why are you coming on your phone?

At least put like something over it. At the very late, at that point you wouldn't, if you put that much thunder you wouldn't be doing this in the first place. That is Wainclay 583. A sad guy from Michigan. The Pupini Brothers presents Maseroshi Flo. They forgot I was him. So I hit him with General Blues Third Reich stare. Donk, Doncerson, John Hand Johnson.

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yeah we'll fuck my dad we do things over here in the shop we like to fuck on that Eventually the son grows up and he fucks the dad back. It all comes full circle. Concord. I'll fuck my dad together. I'm just picturing this epic fucking song.

I'm thinking about fucking his dad. It's so fucking stupid. It's got the same like feel of the original. Yeah. But it's about fucking your dad. Oh my God What's the name of that movie There's something up with

There's something up with Derek or something like that There's something up with my dad No about that kid that fucks his dad It's not real No it's a real movie I swear I don't know what he's Concord being in Overwatch clone sucks At least Fair Games looks original

I don't know you're talking about Put this fleshlight in your ass So we can have straight sex Wow That's interesting That's a way out I guess That's a you know Just be gay at that moment

At that point yeah Like, what the fuck are you doing? That's good. Ah, help, fuck. She knocked on my loose till I suffocate. She nine on my 11 until I never forget. That it's two in a row is good. I'll carbon bomb the gods is stripped for a quarter.

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The second church of Keith David featuring being better than the first church of Keith David. Maybe one. Yeah, maybe one. Yeah, maybe one. They're caked in old shit. Maybe one. As soon as I smell like, they're caked in so much shit that it doesn't smell like shit anymore.

I know, I know furries and every furry I know is a regular person, but then there's always one. There's always, well, they're relatively pretty normal. Yeah. Right, relative.

I know what you mean. I know what you mean. But then there's like there's always the internet ones that are just so over the top crazy. It's like if you run into somebody who doesn't get laid, right? And it's like, yeah, they're normal people. And then you go online. And then the people who don't get laid online are very much not. It's just like they're, they know how to appear normal.

Yeah. Because what they do is that is insanity. Like to me, like they're, but they're like, yeah, when they're self-aware of it. Like the furry. I only know one. But it's like, oh. And it's like, oh, yeah, yeah, I do. this and yeah

you know I'm like oh it's that's weird you know it's weird but it's weird but it's it's abnormal but it's like

do your thing that's it's as far as that but the internet ones are like what the they don't know they don't know how to control they can't control they don't know how to be normal

they can't they can't do it so all those weird thoughts they have they're just like here it is and you're like bro you can't do that it's like he's in a sham wow

fucking what is it What was that thing? The flex tape. Flex tape. There's my fetish. I like to fuck wolves. My porn addiction slap over more porn, bro.

That's the best thing. Double up the porn amount, man. I can't be addicted if I'm not awake. The only way to solve your porn addiction is to get so addicted that you lose everything and thus lose your access to porn. Facts, facts. When you start buying porn? Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna.

And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to that, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive. Yeah.

So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology, is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks.

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You're already in way too deep. So what you do is you buy more porn. Right, right. So you have no money. to buy porn so you cure yourself by nature that's exactly the That's how that works Because you never get any more money That's how that works No, you're fucking bankrupt

I remember I paid for Pornhill Premium At one point because I was just curious Oh no shit I gave you a free over COVID It was free over COVID Yeah It wasn't it wasn't over COVID It was like before it was when I was just like

Making way more than I needed And I was like splitting an apartment With like many The rent was comparatively crazy So I was like Fuck it whatever Let me see what this is like And I hated it

Because it was just like So, well, it's just, well, the thing It's just like, it's 4K and like says like, this is so, this is too high quality, man. Like, I don't, I don't want this at all. Really? Like, this appeals to such a specific person. Definitely when I was younger, me and my friend split a browser account.

We definitely like all pulled together our barely little bit of money. And we were like, dude in one frame was just like, I'm just going to download everything I can. It's like a three terabyte drive. And he had porn from like seven years of porn. I was like, man, you're to go. He would shoot through what I'll have a laptop. Like, yo, hook me up, bro. you guys are fucking

doing it and swore like that shit's full of calm and all that there's no come on no we'd old have our own laptop sure yeah we wouldn't come on a laptop we wouldn't crush though on a laptop the community laptop yeah yeah exactly exactly take your laptop you ring it out

and there's just just go fucking blah that's so nasty the idea that you would be able to even do that's wild though man because I feel like it's just it's just all free there's all those websites Oh, it's insane to buy point out. Red tube and you porn were the ones that I used when I, because I wasn't much of a porn person,

but when I was, it was like a red tube and you porn were like the two biggest ones that I liked. And then now, like, there was my links that were saved from Pornhub, but then when they did the great wipe, the Great Purge. Yeah, the Purge. All those links don't work. And I'm like, bro, I had like three or four links that were saved in my inbox.

Like so it's like all right so you go to my email and then in my draft or whatever this thing It's just there it's just the leaks and I'm like and then they were gone I was like I never did it again I'm too lazy I'm like ah it's gone they're probably reuploaded so you know when I see next I want to have one for that says boy porn What is this? I have a folder I have a I have a folder on my computer says to be sorted to be yeah yeah man porn porn porn second church of David featuring being better than the first judge of three ross Blake 896, disastrously big digging down Big Booty Bitches Productions. FYI, it's been almost a year since Mama J.F

and Mama J.F. is still missing. Chris trying to read like, blah, blah, blah, pa. Sweeney, putting the king in Kingston. Parentheses, I'm not Lily, I promise. Alaskan oil field trash. She would never spend money on this. Texas Tater Salad. Lillian?

Texas Tater salad. Young Sheldon found hung in New York apartment. Good. Hung. Not hanged. No, the idea is that he was hanged, dude. He was hung, dude. Yeah, if he was found hanging, it implies suicide.

If he was found hung, it means somebody else did it. Somebody killed him. Sue Hulk, mentioned earlier. Tick on my ass hairs, Nikki Zicky, Ghost of Mama J.F. Sorry, Ms. Jackson, badly brave, duck, absolutely she's dead. I guess there's a thing going on right now where somebody must have been talking about it. Yeah, I mean, she's clearly dead. I even got tagged a few times because my tweet is one of the most more prominent tweets that show up in the search engine when you, when you mention her name.

So some people are responding to it. And then you have two people now mentioning it here. So I'm like, that's not a coincidence. She's gone. Oh, she's totally fucking dead. Yeah, she's a green scale. I just wonder what the hell's going out with the Canadian authorities. They suck.

Hey, like he apologized. He said he didn't do it. He said sorry. Sorry. He said he didn't. He said it. Crooty, bro. She said he didn't need to do it, bro.

We know, we just got to take, we take people's word for it, eh? Over here, we do things different in Canada. We do things a little bit differently up here in Canada. All right. You're a man of your word, okay. Up here, we, you know, we fuck our dogs and then we apologize. They fuck their, fuck their mooses. We fuck the moose.

We go. Three, four of us, we hunt down the moose. We trap it. We fuck it. We let it go. We get these ladders that are about, you know, four meters. And we fucking, we fuck our, we stand on them and fuck our mooses, eh? We fuck the mooses.

We grab its horns and we just, we go at it. They're fucking face fuck a moose. But a naked Canadians in a snowfield face fucking a moose. They're all fucking its face of the same. Sorry, eh? Sorry, sorry. Sorry. I do not like how you fuck that a moose.

I do not like how you fuck that moose. I do not care who is fucking the ooze. I do not care who is fucking ooze moose. Badly braved. Sorry, Ms. Jackson, duck-cut. The vegan necromancer, I got content, Atheirian, Brogerian punter,

naphram. Malfus one, the finally rehabilitated and back in the saddle with two functioning hands and rounding out our list. Hoo! The king. Haphazzard. All right.

Oh, man. Thank you for tuning in to the snark tank. Snark tank. Snark thunk The snark talk We'll uh You know

It's our first in-person episode This was so much fun Already I did not kill her Oh Oh Oh Excuse me

Yeah I did not There will be issues with the audio There will be issues with the video There will be issues with the video Bear with us All that fucking bullshit I'm gonna get a rug in here For more soundproofing

And I have sound phone That I still have to put up But Just, you know, whatever. The Nintendo is me. Let's get the fuck out of here. Let's go. Double-e.

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