The Snark Tank - #238: Can Joel Miller Beat Leon Kennedy?

Episode Date: June 17, 2024

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Oh. Oh fuck it. Who's video was I watching? Oh, Nicky Jakey. I was watching his from software video and like he kept using that sound effect from DarkSoul. Oh yeah. I don't know why they did that in that one. I was like, why does he sound like he's having like an orgasm light?

I read a thread that that they were saying that you're like a masochist and you like, or like, is it a sadist? Which one is it? I think it's a massacist, right? Massacus, yeah. Yeah. And then so. I think status like hurting people. Yeah, sadist like, they do them.

Yeah. So they're like, you're like a masochist and you love the pain. You keep coming back for more. I mean, it makes sense. You die so many times. And I'm like, that's an interesting take. But I also think that they're just fucking retarded like us. And like you just put in a, you put in like a, oh.

And it's crazy. And it's crazy. Like, very funny. Very funny. I vividly remember the first time I heard that happen, that sound effect. I was playing. And then you get to that, uh, that, that foresty place where the trees are, the deep root forest. Yeah.

Deep root. And then those, the trees start smacking you and you're like, oh. I was like, yo. I was like, what is this? It's not the only death sound. It's like one of like four. It's quite a few of them. It's a staggering noise.

that's a staggering one like when you get staggered versus like ah oh oh the girl the funny this is like the first game the girl screams the girls this girls actually sound like they're in pain and they're not fucking having an orgasm that's like it's like because in every other game

girls sound like they're fucking in euphoria when you hurt them and then this game they're like it's like an actual shriek and I'm like damn that sounds like it hurts so uh shout out shout out to uh what the oh my god what did you see What is on your phone? You pull out your phone And then and then he like is it's it's gonna be it every time we start recording he pulls out his phone

He'll show you some funny shit I lost it We can't start every episode like this I always got some funny shit on here bro It's always some yeah I could yeah There's always some morbidly what did you see that thing I said you about the the blackface episode of touched by an angel I watched that I watched that episode in person on my grandma That's cool I remember episode my grandma's like what is this and I was like I was like I don't know. Lord, I'm

scared. I'm really a human. Lord, please make me white again. I didn't see it. You haven't seen this? I didn't see it. I just, when I got up, I just got ready and left. Oh shit, as a matter of fact, it's probably text my wife. Damn. Please.

I'm so afraid. Huh? So she's like insane? She's a naked woman come through here. Isn't that crazy? Wait. Is that? He's in modern. close, no? Yeah, this is like 2002. But why, but why was he talking

like he was like a slave owner chasing a escape slave? Look, man, I don't write the scripts. I just, I just find these things. I have so many questions. Anyway, welcome to the Star Tank podcast. We're doing video. We're doing a video in person. Wow, look at that. Isn't that crazy?

Oh, why'd you do that? So, we're on a two camera setup right now. We see one of the feeds. The other feed, the Sween cam. We can't exactly monitor in real time quite yet maybe we'll figure that out in the future that camera might fucking go out I have

I have no idea Swino Swino we're figuring don't make that a thing Don't make that it's already Swino vision it's we're gonna have text at the bottom It says SweennaVision yeah you shouldn't have acknowledged it Yeah that was your mistake yeah yeah for sure Yeah it's like you have fun on your phone there bro

I'm trying to find that thing bro it was wild It was like the you know the episode of the kids next door We're all like having fun with like a school The far for tubing thing when they're like sailing down the boat. It's the thing where number two had that really fucked up water balloon thing and he had to like try to win the race. Please tell me you guys watch kids.

I really, I did, but like I have not. You're a little too old for that, I think. Yeah, I didn't watch it, but I didn't watch like every single episode. It was something wildly racist out on the screen. It was like something real quick. It came on like three. It was like bang, bang, bang. And I was like, wow.

But then I got scared and I swiped away because I saw the N-word. Let's just go. Anyway, welcome to the Star Tank podcast. I do want to say, man, the response to the in-person video has been awesome. We love you guys over there at patreon.com slash a snartank. Remember, you can support us over there and get some early shit and get early video too. Ooh. Ooh.

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That's enough prosperity. We just shut it down. We were like, making money is nice, but actually, like, what if we didn't? What if we did? Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to be homeless. You want to be homeless with me guys? Yeah.

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your business loan may be issued by On-Dec or Celtic Bank. On-Dek does not lend in North Dakota all loans and amounts subject to lender approval. There's kind of a lot to talk about, actually. But do we want to start off? I have written here. We finally have notes. We finally have notes.

We're moving up slowly. Well, the issue is like, Oftentimes we will have an episode where we will, we'll be like, oh, yeah, we'll touch on that next time. And then we've definitely forgotten it. Oh, yeah. By the time next time happens. So I never remember saying next time ever, in fact. So I don't know, I don't know where we're at right now.

It happens. I feel like it happens a lot. Maybe I'm hallucinating it. That's very possible. I think so because I had a, I had notes on my phone for the last episode. Yeah. And at the very end of the episode, we remembered. Oh, we should talk about Pokeyman or.

Yeah, exactly. There was other things I want to talk about. Like, there was that point. That Pockemain shit was so fuck. We had to talk about that. We had to talk. Like, we were saying, let's save it. But like, nah, no, no, we got to shove it in the episode.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That thing coming full circles wild of me. Bro, that was that. That's all the pieces connecting like that. And it turning it to the exodeo some guy nutting on his phone. It's a funny. It's like history.

It rhymes. It rhymes. People were commenting on that episode. They were like, Chris, misremember the quote. It's not history. Rines it's poetry, but like, whatever. I don't care. We ended up in a pretty cool place. History rhyming. Is this something crazy?

Is that something crazy? Like, what do you mean by that, George Lucas? Hey, hey, that's not what he said. That was George Lucas's son. Henry Lucas. Georgie Lucas. Georgeie Lucas. This is my son, Porge Lucas, and Lord's Lucas and Borges Lucas. It's a orange. A orge, borge, sorge, dorge, George.

George. You sound like M&M. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, I wish, man. I saw Aipa de Aba video finally. It's a fun. It's fun. It's fun.

I was like, I remember used to rap like this all the time. I didn't love it, but I remember used to rap like this. I had a good time with it. It's exactly what I feel like it needs to be. It reminded me of 2000s and I was like that was a fun era of Eminem. It was fun, but it was almost too much nostalgia in a way that I'm like, oh, This was like that one video. He was in Robin. He was in Robin again.

Yeah. It was crazy. Even the beginning. It was fun. It totally was fun. But at the same time, like, okay, what are you going to do next time? Yeah, I don't know. I mean, that that record, that album is like the death of Slim Shady or something. So he's probably going to like, I think the whole point is that like this is dumb, like that you want this still.

I think that's going to be the point of it. It would be. But I'm cool with that. If he goes back to like 1999 him when he's saying the F word and just being wild. That ain't happen. Why not? When he just says the F word. not even like they're in the song Marshall Mathers

it doesn't it doesn't even rhyme it doesn't need to be said there's a pause and then he just says it and I'm like that as I heard that when I was probably like 13 and I was like whoa I'm excited you can do that I love to sing that word for no good reason it's crazy about that there was like back then that wasn't even really that shocking really

you know it comes out of nowhere in that song but like it's not But it was just cool. That's all it was. It was cool. I mean, cool. Bro,

it was shocking. As a kid, that shit was edgy and cool. I was like, yo. And what was, the only thing that was shocking to me on there was probably, uh,

the, the Kim song. And it was like track seven to something. That's insane. Kim's a wild song. Is kind of insane. I was like, yo,

at the end, he's like choking her out. And I'm like, um, I can hear her gurgling. And I'm like, there's a little, there's a little disturbed in it.

It was wild back in the day, dude. He was like, like genuinely like the fact that people didn't have problems with him but they have problems with ever the rapper was wild to me it's like do you're not hear what he's saying like I like this guy I think he's great but like

he killed a girl in a music song like more than once you know like it's I think he's a great I don't know man I love Eminem I always know I love the memory of Eminem when I was younger Eminem was one of the best things about hip hop music by far. I think he was always... Super entertaining. Such a talented rapper. The fact that the

community respected him so much and never tried to do anything to disrespect the community while being a part of it. That's not respected by him the most. Right. There, he knew his place. He would always ride for anyone who rode for him and he was just like he was extremely talented.

He was like, oh, I'm not here. Because like Vanilla Ice and him are like two parallels of each other, right? Because what happens is that like people talk about this the fact that Eminem, Breda, lot of fans of hip hop means that are fans of m&m but not understanding what hip hop really is as a whole entire genre right yeah but to be fair to vanilla ice he was kind of a he was he was kind of a let's hear let's hear let's hear you have to think about it he came out in a time that hip hop was not at the level that it was at he was kind of like a pioneer in that way in the same vein as like say

as kind of like an elvis was for like rock and roll where like the attention that he got was not it wasn't like I'm seeking this out because it already existed it was kind of like it was thrust onto him and then Villan Ice didn't know what the fuck to do just some goofy white guy but it's not like he tried to like say now where you would be considered a culture vulture were in a way that he just like did it and then all of these white suburban people were like this rules

and then it became kind of problematic the problem is the problem is the plant that's the problem he was absolutely industry plant he was absolutely made but he was he was a part of hip hop cult He was a dancer first. He was a break dancer. Yeah, I don't. So he was around the shit.

He was around the hip hop. He was around it. I don't do. The record execs didn't, like, hip hop wasn't big enough for him to be a plant, though. Like, like, in the way that, like, they didn't know how big he, it wasn't like, say. I, I agree because of the, the time frame of which happened that he couldn't be one. Because they didn't, they're like, oh, they just put a white guy in rapping. Yeah.

Yeah. Can we just agree, though, that he's fucking terrible? Like, this is a terrible. Like, was there anything. Was there anything. I hated him and I had no reason. He was fun. Ninja rap and TMNT2. The dance. The dance is crazy. The dance is fucking fire.

He's doing this weird thing where like it's like this step thing that I never figured out how to do. I never, to this day. Well, that's the thing is he was a dancer. He was a hip-hop dance. That shit was fire. Yeah. Other than that, that guy right. And then of course like everybody else, he turned into some fucking like O.C. bro truck guy with Tamp. tattoos all over him. From Shugnett almost murdered him.

Like that's why I guess if we signed him a murder ink and literally held him over a banister like actually by his feet. I love that. And they're going to kill him. And I was like, I love that there's stories. I don't know why people were like, let's hang out with Shugnight.

Everybody. And everybody was like that. He had resources. But like it's not worded. I would just say no. I would like, look, man. I even saying no's kind of scary too. Yeah, yeah.

But like, that's probably why. You want to come over and they go. Yeah. Yeah. That's awesome. Did that remind me of weight? Yeah, Shugnice, it's sugar? Oh, I didn't say, I didn't mean to say it like that.

Sugar's Hein. His name is full name is Sugar Night. His name is sugary beverage. His first name is sugary beverage, night. That's like how Rodney Dangerfield's, like, real name is Rodney Field, and his middle name is actually Danger. His middle name is actually Dangerous Field, but he goes by Danger. Rodney, dangerous field.

Oh, you know, respect or some shit. What the hell? Hey, what all these niggas doing over here? What are all these black people doing in America? What the hell? These black people give me no respect. No respect. With their pants down their ankles and, yeah, something racist.

We touched on something. We touched on something at the end of the last episode that I still kind of don't fully understand. I wrote it down. Yeah. And I looked at these notes again. this morning, and I have no idea what the fuck they mean. Kanye racist penis. I don't know what this means.

You don't know what it is? You know what happened? I don't know exactly what happened. I only heard like whispers. You know what happened to it? I heard something about and I tuned it out. I turned it out. I've been busy just playing Red Dead 2.

So I was just like, I'm playing Red Dead 2 again? Yeah. Oh man. Here we go. Again, you just, well, because I actually, I, um, I steamed through Eldon Ring, which, uh, I'm surprised how I'm actually my, my, my, Twitch shit is still pretty good.

Yeah. Like I was like, I'm actually kind of proud of myself. I'm so ass to that game, bro. I picked up that game after like a year or two of not playing it. And I was doing pretty, really the only issues that I had were remembering like who did what, like who to talk to to do what, like what certain items did. But like the minute to minute gameplay is like, oh, I'm fine. I can do this.

To be fair, why I steamed through it so quickly, I missed a lot of shit on this playthrough. Oh, he didn't do any of the sex. I missed most of it because I didn't want to break out. the guides because I'm like I just I was like I just want to like get in particular the the girl that has the eats the eyes the blind girl her shit is fucking hard as fuck to do it's obnoxious and then getting all of the millennia stuff is obnoxious yeah I didn't do that things are such fucking long storyline I didn't do that this time around because I just I was like I'm kind of you know I don't have that much time but I did want to just steam through it and then so what's going on with this

Kanye penis thing though because like yeah so what happens is that Kanye got he got sued by one of his assistants for sexual misconduct, right? Because he said in quote, sent her a message. I was like, you think I'm racist? Well, I'm going to beat my racist dick to you. I want to put my racist dick inside of you. Is there some like wild, let me look up exactly what it is. I'll read it for you verbatim.

It's some wild ramblings of a horny, horny fucking schizophrenic. That is scary. Any of a horny schizophrenic is very terrifying. It is. Yeah. that that's an old ring boss horny schizophrenia of

of uh I was trying to think of a one of the areas in that game I forgot everything Oh yeah I don't know There's Lyme something Caleb What is Lyme something in there

Limgrave? Limgrave Limgrave That was lime I'm fucking retarded That was lime I swear to God Limegrave?

I swear to God I thought that was lime in there I don't my brain just does that It just like It adds shit where it's like, no, that's, it's that, it's not what you. It's, I don't know, it's, I don't know, my brain does that a lot, though. He's not going to find it.

He made this up. I did not. Can you imagine? I'm just lying for no reason. Maybe he had a dream about fucking Kanye's penis and you kind of have a lot to explain. Yeah, it was dancing around in your living room and he was like, I'm Kanye's penis. I'm Kanye's penis. I'm Kanye's dick.

Yeah, yeah. I'm Kanye's dick. It can't be that hard to find. If you type Kanye racist penis, it must be the first thing. It's not. It's a fucking thing that's talking about it and not just showing the text. Yeah, I guess that is kind of the problem. Have you been Googling anything recently and noticing that it just does this AI bullshit immediately and you can't opt out of it?

I stopped Googling. I started using another, there's a thing called Duck Duck, Duck Go. And it's a little. Yeah, yeah, exactly. But hey, it works way better. I'm talking about like there are things that you're trying. a search on Google and you won't find it. Dude, I was literally looking for, like, when I was doing Eldon Ring stuff, I was like,

okay, where do I find this thing? And then it gave up some AI thing. That was wrong. Of course. That was not correct. I was like, I, it's getting to the point now where I'm just, I'm, I'm going to live my life now as if I have no way of looking up anything. Because I, I'm just going to accept the ignorance that I have.

What I do is I just pull up the Wikipedia of something and I read that. And I'm like, at least I'm learning. That works. Because you can't, you can't Google. like a thing anymore. You'll get like, I Googled what city is New York in. And I got like Kentucky once. And I was like, huh?

Why is Kentucky being spoken about? Why did you Google that? Just to wonder what the fuck's going on you because I Google, I Google something about Destiny and I got the wrong thing. And I was like, what's wrong with Google? So I googles on about New York. And it brought up Kentucky. And I was like, why?

Yeah, sounds about right. Why is it doing? It sounds right. What do I do? Not misinformation is primary. prominent now. Now it's just like, oh, when you want to learn something, you find out the wrong thing. It is insane. I try to ask a very simple question about like, say, the differences between countries that have states and the countries that just have cities. I want to know if there was a specific of is it like mass? I wanted to know just something. No, no, no, no. AI generated some stupid bullshit that was talking about. I feel like there's a very simple. question to answer

that I wasn't confident about that I know so let me just Google it real quick and see an explanation of why like say Brazil technically has states but there's some other like countries that are pretty fucking big that don't really have states as well dude like I want to know like why does this happen

even just yes or no questions are just completely fucked yeah like it's just is it nor like I saw something recently like is it normal to have roaches coming out of your penis or something and then it said yes it's perfectly normal it's perfectly natural it's like what is what is even the point. Is that Kora? Are you sure you sure that wasn't cool? That's like a Kora thing.

Cora. Yeah. What the fuck is that? What do you mean? No. You're lying. You're fucking bullshit. I don't know what Kora is. What you're not? Stop. What is it? What are you talking about? Legend of Kora? Quora. Yeah, the legend of cora. Oh, you know what's crazy? I've never said that site out loud. So when you said, when you said Kora, I was thinking of like legend of Kora. It was like, what's the fucking talking about? It's Quora. I mean, it's, it's, it depends on, it's like, like who says Quora Who says it? That's what I'm saying like It's like whoever

It's not cool It's Quora Well to me it's like It's kind of like You know how you would say You wouldn't go Queen You just go Queen Queen yeah

Yeah so Cora No Quora Quora I mean fucking whatever Yeah I get it I feel like it's Who because who That sounds weird to say it like that

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The QQQQQW. The Ku Quot-Quare. Justin Wang recently posted about that site and people are asking, this guy's like, I'm in my 30s and I still shit my pants. Is that normal? The operative word there is still. Still. Which means this isn't something that started when he was like five, went away and came back.

This is consistent. Like through his teens, through his 20s, he's been shitting his pants. The idea of shitting your pants and not instantly feeling sheer disgust and reevaluating your life. How do you ask if that's normal or not, though? Like, how isolated do we have to be to be like, is this normal? Like, I don't know. Like, if something feels off, but I'm not sure. It's like, guys, I can't come to the, I can't come to the sleepover.

Like, I'm going to shit my pants. And I need to be home. Are you guys okay with that? Like, if you guys are okay with that, I can come. vibe. That's so crazy. One of the answers, some guy said that like he loved shitting his pants or something. I love shitting my pants.

And there's, dude, chorus, it's like, it's like deviant art, but there's no art. It's crazy. It's fucking crazy. The idea of shitting your pants, like the only, that's one of those brilliant things you've ever said, I think.

The only thing about shitting your pants is that like, you hopefully won't do it immediately again. Like that is the only like, all right, well, I'm out. Here I am. Like, I'm out. I can't do this immediately yet.

But I'm like the idea of like, yeah, I feel like it's tough to shit. Like, I'm trying to think of like any scenario other than say like one time when I was an adult. I remember very vividly because I woke up. I had,

I lived in a very, I lived in my friend's garage. Right. It was made into like a live, a room. Yeah. Yeah. And then his house was kind of fucked up.

Like it was particularly the kitchen. They would just let the door would be open. There would be a ton of flies in there and all this stuff. And they offered me some Costco pizza. And I'm like, sure. And I guess I think the fly just had a fucking party on the pizza because I was so sick. I was so I was sicker than I've ever been. And then, of course, I woke up to the middle of night.

I woke up to be shitting my pants. I woke up. I was like, oh, fuck. That's a crazy way to start your day, man Only time I've ever It's middle of the night But only time I've ever shot my pants as an adult The idea is shitting

I haven't shot myself as an adult I shot myself as a teenager last time I was like 17 I was playing football I was coming back up I remember the field by where I left You got hit so hard to shit your pants No I didn't

That happened to some kid I knew You got to tag him so he shot his band It was really funny But we all understood how like If you played football You've got attacking you knew you felt like, oh, I might shit myself because I've gotten hit so hard.

It's happened to me plenty of times, especially if you're like a, if you're an offensive player and some of the defense hits you, you feel like you might shit yourself. You're like, oh, this hurts a lot. He hit my core. I might shit my pants.

Yeah, I've been hit like that. Yeah. But the thing is that like, I was walking home back from like, there was like, I had like, it was where I lived, there was like middle street and there was like two developments. It was like one side was like condos.

That's I was on the townhouse side. So it was a huge feud like half a mile down. Yeah. So after we're done playing football, I was like, okay, guys got to leave and I left immediately. As soon as you were done, I left, started walking. I got like maybe the halfway point, and I coughed and I just shat my pants. And then I came home holding my ass. I didn't want to the fucking leak everywhere.

And I immediately got in the house, took my clothes off, threw my pants and my shorts away, and it took a shower. It's amazing how quickly you just give up on those clothes. Yeah. It's a universal thing. It's like, I'm not saving these. These are now a painful memory now. And then my grandmother came out.

He was like, Kingston, why are your new jeans in the freaking trash game? I was like, Grandma, don't touch up. Don't touch her. Don't touch her.

In a way, start snarling at her. Stay back. Stay right. Oh, my fucking God. Dude. Anyway. Oh,

Kanye's racist penis. Oh, right. Right, right. Do you have an explanation yet? Bitch, I found it. I found it. Yeah, so what do you say? What is it?

Okay. So Kanye said and I quote, is my dick racist? Is it? Look at him, looking at him, looking at him speaking off the mic. Look at him speaking off the mic. I'm going to be my fucking racist.

Hey, look at him speaking up the mic not hearing what we're saying. I hear. They're not going to, it's going to be fucked. I'm sorry. Yeah, there you go. Perfect.

There, there it is. Is my dick racist? Is it this fucking dick of mine? I'm going to beat my fucking racist dick for being racist. I'm going to stare at a picture of a white. woman with a black ass and beat my beat the shit out of my racist dick beating the shit out of this big black cock so is a picture of a white woman with a black ass you know what he said

you know what he means no no but like i thought it i thought about it literally i it's just a white one with a big butt i understand but like he's attractive lady too that's what you said it to it's a pretty attractive lady she looks she looks cosmetically enhanced obviously Is he? It's attractive. I feel like there's a rule. If you give fake tits, they shouldn't be bigger than your head.

I think that's the other. I think the opposite, actually. I think only then, is it okay? Might as well just go fucking go bigger, go home, you know? If you're going to enhance yourself, I want to like a blow up dog. They should be squares, I think.

I think they should be, they should be trapezoidal or like rhombus-shaped. They should have hard. You just like very sharp edges. Punch him too. Who's the first woman? Has it been done to get the Laura Crop Tits? Not yet, but sometimes soon, I bet.

I've been in the next five years. I've seen pointy tits before. You know what's crazy though? Not like her, not like her degree. But I've seen like pointy tits on girls before. I've seen ones from like old timey because the bras that they would wear. So like basically that little time where they would take it off after they would have a little

bit of pointy shapeness because it's been like sitting in a specific angle. Yeah, it's like clay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm mold it into a fucking dinosaur. That would be hot as fuck, dude, dinosaur tits. I think I would actually be like... That's so disgusting. That is so out of my peripheral imagination.

So what's hotter? What's hotter? Like you can mold tits into like dinosaurs like mini T-Rexes and stuff or T-Rex is having t-tits. You know what the tragedy of that is is that a T-Rex's arms are so small that they can't even play with it? They can't even play with their own tits. That's a curse.

That's fucked. That would be like that would be the, like a wit, that would be like a genie wish. You know what I'd be like, it was like, I wish I had big tits and then your arms would shrink. And it'd be like this, you'd be like, no, no. Why'd you do that? No.

So listen. That's crazy. That is so mind-bogglingly fucking stupid. Oh my God. Why'd you do that? If I were a genie, that's the kind of thing I would pull, I think. That's the way that I would twist people's wishes. I'd be a fucked up, genie.

It's like a, it's like a monkey paw. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. If I was a genie, I would only go to the worst people. I would only go to the most like downtrod and poverty rate in people as to see how fucked up they make their communities. Well, you couldn't go anywhere, right? You'd have to be found by them.

I'd end up there. All right. So what would you do? What would you do if, um, so. So the, the genie of Aladdin says that no necromancy, but let's say you can do that. No, negro mancy. No, no. Yeah.

That's, yeah. You can only bring back black people. You cannot bring back not black people. So only. You can, no necromancy, but negromancy's okay. So that means, doesn't that mean you can control black people? Because necromancy means you can control the day. Right, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So that means you can control black people. That is the fuck. Okay, so. I'm like, all right. Yeah, this. So who are you bringing back then bring me? Bring me 30-year-old Neil along and then leave me alone for an hour. You could just pick a time?

Yeah, it just be like, oh, I want to bring you. 30-year-old. I guess it, if it's genie-level stuff. Yeah. Maybe. And leave me alone for three hours. I want like, I want to, um, I want to, Is Neil Long dead?

No. Oh. Who's the Trump, the trumpet guy, Neil Armstrong? What? You mean Louis Armstrong? The absolute doof, what the fuck? Neil Armstrong is like, he's playing Trumping on the mood. He's playing trumpet on the fucking mood.

He takes his trumpet on. No, Neil! No, Neil! I can't wait to be the first person. I can't wait to be the first person to play trumpet on the mood. He starts taking his helmet off. Neil, no! Neil, stop!

Like, like Arnold, like in that episode of fucking magic school bus where he crystallizes instantly. Dude,

he's like, ah, that does it. But he's, he's still playing, though. It's actually getting through. He falls over solid.

Somehow, there's fucking sound. You're like, what is happening? He gets it to his lips, at least 43. Yeah. they're like oh that didn't work

get louis Armstrong on the fucking moon I feel like I saw a meme like that where they were like mixing up those names because it was like, I'm on the moon please help me I swear I saw that

how cold is space how cold is space at least 30 really Fahrenheit yeah minimum you know

wait it would probably it would be like an absence of temperature it would be so weird It's temperature out there, but it's just cold. Yeah, but there's no. Because absolute zero is colder than space, right? I think, no, I think.

Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. I think there's heat in space. It's not much of it. Is ice cream colder than space? No. No, no. Ice cream is warmer than space.

How cold is space? There's no wild a day of Google. How cold is space? Yeah, ask Google. How cold is space? Seriously, ask Google. No, ask Google because I want to see what the AI is going to say. Look, it's probably somewhere around the same level as liquid nitrogen, I imagine.

I feel like no. It's an absolute, no. Liquid, no, absolutely. Wait, my brain, wait. Yeah, you look like, because my brain is something like a conflict. You have some liquid nitrogen in your fucking brain right now. Liquid nitrogen. Isn't it absolute zero?

I don't know what absolute zero is. He got bit by a radio, uh, a liquid nitrogen biscoeat, uh, liquid nitrogen in his brain. I got bit by an absolute zero in my head now Yeah, is that a drink? That sounds like an integer. Should we, let's start absolute zero as a drink. That's kind of dope. We'll get the new prime, you know, we'll overtake prime.

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Exactly. I'm like waiting for this motherfucker to say it. Like it is a goddamn show. Space is minus 454,000 degrees. That's actually not that bad. Minus 454,000. Wait, wait, wait, sorry, sorry. Hold on. Incorrect, incorrect. If it's that code, that's infinite code. That's like near there's.

At a certain point, you can't, like, it's just cold. It's just cold. Sorry, I read it wrong. My apologies. I read the decimal point as a comma. it is 454 degrees right negative okay and that's Celsius or Fahrenheit yeah that's it makes a difference well it kind of does actually at that point at that point at that point no no I'm just saying serious that much Celsius cold is outraged that it's outrageous that's the kind of cold that like I feel like if you died and you did have a soul your soul would freeze it would

somehow be visible you just stole you're like I try it's like it tried it And then, you know, can we talk about Fahrenheit Celsius for a second? I feel like, I feel like Celsius is bullshit only because it doesn't properly convey how fucking hot it is.

Like these guys, yeah, they'll be like, oh, oh, it's 40. Oh, it's 40.

And I'm like 40. Derek, it doesn't convey it to us. But here's the thing, but here's my argument. So a lot of those countries, you know, they have their monies.

Their money is in, is way inflated. Or, Let's just talk about the euro. Let's talk about the euro. So it's close to the dollar. So they understand that 100 euros is a lot. Getting into the triple digits sounds much more,

just like getting into a triple digits of money, sounds much more like prominent. So when we say it's 100 degrees, like, holy shit. But they're like, oh, it's 40. You're like, yeah, 40 doesn't sound. It doesn't get, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, slap you.

The house. You, because I try to travel a fucking country and they're like, oh, man, like don't come sunner. It's like 40 degrees. I'm like, 40 degrees. I'm gonna bring a jacket. And they're like, dumb ass goes they went a fucking big old Norface

and you die getting out of the plane. The thing to me about Fahrenheit is that like Fahrenheit seems to be tailored specifically to like the way that humans perceive numbers in a in relation to like what it is that they're talking about. The zero to 100 scale is just a really commonly understood

really quick, easy to understand. Zero cold. 100 sweltering. The thing is that. That makes sense. Right. In context of to like money. When it comes to when it comes like zero dollar, like in the way you're talking about dollars and pounds, that instance makes sense.

I think the fact that one pound to $100, you know how like a little bit to a lot. But when it comes to anything scientific measurement, the Celsius is infinitely better because zero is freezing. 100 is boiling. That is like super. Right. But that is so that is so scientific in a way that doesn't apply to most people. It applies. It doesn't apply to my skin. It doesn't really apply to goings on to people, but that's why we're like... I understand what you're saying. I just think it's gay. Like, I really think there's a lot of things we need to change. You know what? We really need to change the Brit... The fucking stone, you know, in a measurement of weight.

A stone's like 150, right? Like 150? Or 75? No, no, no. It's smaller than that. It's, uh, I forgot what it is. I don't remember, but it is like four stone is insanely heavy. Yeah. Like four units of four or something? They're primeval. They're savages. I want to hit them. I want to hit them. I want to hit them.

I want to hit them. The unit of 12, I think, is just like a superior measurement system. I just like, like, I feel like, I mean,

I even like just the imperial system, like objectively almost. I think it's like, yeah, I think it's so stupid. I used to be like more a little bit like, yeah, it doesn't make sense,

but it's American, like, whatever. And then I started kind of like, it's like, wait, it makes a lot more sense to have a scale of like, like 12s than it does to have like these like strange like yeah these tens these strange tens like

well it well i think on a on an overall i think personally from yeah i don't know i can't it's difficult to convey because i didn't like take notes on this thing but i was listening to like some interesting talk about it was like oh that actually makes a lot more sense than i thought it would but i didn't commit any of it to memory because i didn't think i'd be talking about it's the thing is that it makes more sense to us because we're american that's why no it's like like whatever it's not important. Yeah. Let's talk about Dragon Age. That's not. I don't need that right now. Why? Why? Why? You guys don't get upset. But did you see the game play though? Yeah. Dragon Age.

It looks like a PS3 game. I mean, so, I don't know about that. It does. It looks really not great. It looks really not. I've heard people say that Eldon looks like a PS3 game and it's like, yeah, I guess in comparison to certain like modern PS5 games. Like, I don't care. To be fair, it looks bad. For how big the game is, it's only like 50 gigs. So I'm letting you know that it's not a bunch of fucking like, it's not a, what is, it's not uncompressed fucking textures. What is the one, the, what does barware use again? Oh, Frostbite.

Like that, like a Frostbite game that, a battlefield game or something, that's like a thousand gigs or something. So every, every game is that land now. Like, called, Cold Duty is going to be 300 gigs. Oh, bro. Yeah. Actually, seriously, it's going to be 300 gigs. Destiny.

is. Oh, Destiny 2 is 300 gigs. Are you sure? Or at least it says you need that much space free anyway. I don't know. I guess with all the expansions. Maybe.

No way, it's not 300. I swear to God. I don't think it is. It just, when you download it, it says you need 300 gigabytes free. That's go crazy, dude. It's insane.

It's like, I mean, this is, this is where we're at now. Everything's massively huge because nobody knows how to compress their fucking files. Right.

I feel good about, talking about Dragon Angel right now, just because I got it, the rate. out of my system. Because I was actually upset. We were texting each other all fucking upset.

You were laughing at us pretty much. I wasn't laughing. And me and Derek were just venting about how sad we were. Yeah, because I was covering the showcase. I was on stream. I didn't cover it live. I woke up a little bit late, but I covered some of the stuff

that I thought was cool from it. And the middle of it, I got the text message for both of you guys at the chat. It was like, what the fuck did they do? Because I just, I want to know this is, The last, this is like BioWare's last shot to, like, for redemption.

They're fucked after this. So it's really, it's really redemption. It's not a thing of like, because people have already lost all the respect for them, unfortunately. And so it's like, this is the last time to redeem yourselves. And everything we've seen so far is like, no. It's just, I was just like, no. Like, I, it's okay.

Okay. So the art style is iffy. It's like, I was like, no, this is not what I don't want it to look like this. Like especially there's the, there's the older guy. There's one of, they started showing all the companions. The older guy looks like he's straight up from Fortnite. Like, if you look at, I was like, every time I see him specifically, I get upset. Like, like, there's something about him because like, Scout Harding.

Right? Um, I think so. Yeah. Scout Harding looks actually at the best out of all of them, uh, which I'm actually, she's the only, she's the only, scoutherting is the only one that I'm actually even mildly okay with being on your party because I wanted to smash her in Inquisition. because you can flirt with her a little bit in Inquisition but she ain't given you nothing Right

And I was that's bullshit How can flirt with you? It's like, you know, I understand why you can flirt with like Vivian But she has a dude So she ain't gonna give it up right But Harding's just there That's crazy

That's crazy Sweetie's auditioning for fresh and fit Oh You know I thought Like a dragon aid sexual assault That's the next game You're fucking fighting dragons and shit, and one guy's getting hauled the way in handcuffs

because you sexually harass somebody. Can you imagine somebody being arrested for something like that in the middle of a dragon attack? Like the police prioritize? Yeah, yeah. They're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, the dragon's breathing fire, melting, building. They're fucking ducking under the fire and shit just to get to this guy. You're under arrest. You're going nowhere.

Fucking half his faces burn off here. You're coming with me. It's like in the first blade movie. A vampire gets up. attack somebody and they shoot blade and Blades like are you serious I gotta get a goddamn there's a vampire there's a cooked vampire

running down the hallway and the cops are like and they run off you're black I don't know black and bulletproof get out of here quick we're in danger what can I say

you're black that idea of that the fear you feel seeing a black person is more than seeing a monster. A creature of the night. It's scary than seeing fiction brought real. This creature eats people.

You know what's scarier than that. Me. Me. I'm way scarier than that. It's the natural of, uh, it was natural of making me. Black people. But so, yeah, this, uh, look, I'm not going to pretend like I have any history with

Dragon Age at all. It's like, it is one of these blind spots for me. Yeah. Because I just, I never just got into it. What sucks about it is the reason why people like, say, for example, why Mass Effect was such a massive hit is your companions. Your squad is what made the game. And people fell in love with your companions in Dragon Age origins. And the thing that was immediately shitty was in Dragon Age 2.

You didn't have your main protagonist. You didn't have your hero, Foreldin, your Grey Warden. You're like, oh, that sucks. I put all these hours into it. I would have loved to continue the story with this person. Oh, Morgan, Alistair. Alistair is essentially Garris. And you have no Garris.

Moving forward, you can't roll with Garris. And it's like, imagine Mass Effect without that. Yeah, that would be pretty shit. That should be crazy. That should be crazy. That's the main moment in Mass Effect too. Literally. It's great.

Seeing Garish's character progression from Boy Scout to fucking hard and badass. Right. It's like, damn, bro. You're so cool. I actually didn't know the first. the first time I played it, it actually, I wasn't paying attention. Like, Archangel. I'm like, I just, I'm like, all right, let's go get this nigga.

I didn't even, it didn't, it didn't. It's a hint from one. It didn't, it didn't, I just wasn't paying attention. I was just kind of like, all right, let's just go pick up this new squad and then. They do a good job of treating it like it's like, like it's, ah, just whatever. It's like, just a normal mission. Yeah. Well, your shepherd doesn't know.

That's why he doesn't know. There was at one point where there's a, the, the most obvious hint is, and it's very easy to miss that. Garis takes a shot at you and it just, it, it lowers your shield a little bit. Yeah. And like he's like basically in and at a certain point he's like,

you know, I could have, I could have took you out. Yeah, it was like a thing. It was like a little nod. Deppert tries to be like cool about it. And it's like,

no, your head would have been hollow. You would have been missing all of this. If you would have shot through your fucking face. If Neil Druckman made that shit, that's what would have happened. Druckman? Oh yeah.

Garis would have exploded your head. And then you would have been somebody else. No. Then you want to play it as Garris' gun. So stupid. That is so dumb. So like, this POV just Garris' gun. Garrish, shoot.

Everywhere, Gass went away, you would have been through a gun slide. It's like, man, maybe the gun was a, maybe the gun had a terrible life, too. That is so, so stupid. Game of the year. I bothered you. Game of the year. Game of the year. All right. Anyway, fucking dragging.

Oh, God. What? So did you guys hear that for Last of Us 2? They're going to do two separate seasons for the second game. So in the show, for season 2 and 3 are going to be pretty much Last of Us 2 to the game. Really? My bad. I'm sorry.

I'm not used to microphones. But yeah, so apparently going to be playing Last of Us 2 Separate and 2 seasons. That makes sense. I thought that they were going to do that, obviously. because they're going, I mean, I hope they're going to want to stretch out. Yeah, because they kind of place. Paid for Pescal for as long as possible.

Right, right. And it would be kind of dumb. It would be very dumb. A TV audience is not going to react the same way. Like, they're just, they're not going to feel the same. It depends on how they do the story. They do, do they do.

I think what they're going to do it linearly. I think, I think they're going to do it. I think they're going to do it right way. Yeah, yeah, I think they're going to reorganize it. And it's probably going to be in like season four, season at the end of season three that that's going to happen. And then season four will be whatever. Whatever happens between the next game.

Because if it was in the second episode of the second season, it would be terrible. Like, no one would care. People would be upset, but like no one would. It would be like, all right. Yeah. Yeah. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 26.

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Consider my dick in their mouth. That's fucking crazy. The game's four years old, man. Yeah, yeah. How is someone watching this podcast and not knowing anything about Last of Us 2 yet? I know I get it It's just one of those

It's like I don't spoil I don't spoil Bioshock still You know what I mean? Because it's just one of those games It's like oh really Like that's like that's more of a It's almost like a religious experience You want people to experience it

You're like you're like advocating for you Like nah Nick you got to play this Yeah if I'm gonna recommend somebody play Bioshock The last thing I'm going to do is like I see tell them Ruin the whole like If you knew what it was coming It would be like kind of pointless to play it

Yeah and also because like it's It's also not problematic either In a way that Yeah reason that we've harped on the plot of Last of us Part 2 is because of how weird it is. It is very bizarre. It's very disjointed. Yeah, so it's like fucking well. Anyway, I didn't have a chance to make it good, man.

If they, if they, if they do storytelling linearly, I think it'll be fine. It might actually be very good. I think it'll be fine. I just, I just, I don't give a shit about zombie stories really. Yeah. Like, zombie stuff is like, I'm more interested in if any zombie related media, it's probably like, it'll be games, like, left or dead or like something, something like that. Yeah. You know, I don't really care about like a TV show, you know.

Zombies, they came, they came in too hard for too long, man. Like the late 2000s or early 2010s, it was every. They're still going, man. It was everywhere. I mean, dude, you know how much Walking Dead exists? There's like five series. You know, something else going on. Do you ever play Dying Light 2?

I played it when you were at, we stayed at our house. I was so bored. I couldn't believe how bored I was with that game. Dude, they're doing a state of decay, another one. Well, state of decay is actually cool. Cedicay is like a systems driven game though Yeah I understand It's like but it's still like yeah

It's more zombies Yeah I'm just like god dude I think I think there needs to be like a five year break To make people miss it well there has been Well for that for that That game's been fucking What I mean is like just Let zombies

And you know I feel bad about Because I think it was supposed to be vampire's turns Right And then Redfall was like a mess Exactly it fucked it up Redfall piss blow But then there's a next There's a destiny season or that episode

coming up soon where it's this vampire hunter centered that looks fucking sick dude the art design being from vampire hunter D is amazing I was like this is sexy I love this I was actually pissed I can I say something I'm actually a little pissed off that that new destiny expansion is really good it makes me upset because I was really excited I was really excited to just be like all right I'm done and then they just do the best shit that they've ever done it's like

okay cool great thanks you suck what sucks so much is that like we know there's going to be a third one We know. The way they hinted at it, there's definitely going to be another game. Yeah, we'll see. Yeah, I still haven't. It's too late. It's a 10-year-old game. It's way too late.

Somebody was in my stream recently, and they were like, you only like this expansion because you've spent so much time playing. It's like, yes. It's like, you only look at the last episode of Breaking Band because you watch the show. And it's like, yeah. You only love your mom's been around your whole life. It's like, well, duh, yes. Can you imagine watching the last episode? Can you really imagine sincerely?

Oh, dude, let's watch Breaking Bad. And then you bring somebody over and you watch the last episode. They haven't seen any of it. Completely out of contact. That would be such a shitty episode of television. Well, that's why some guy walks into like a house, threatens people and dies.

He shoots a few people, then lays down and dies. He has a gun in his trunk? Where did that come from? The idea of that is funny. Just watching shows like that. That's why I like draft. Dragon Ball so much. I mean, I was a child. Same thing. Right, yeah. Right. I'm freaking like Digim. Like, it's, I've been, it's been around my whole fucking life, you know? Yeah. There's

certain things that you invested a lot of time into you. Absolutely. That's why I finished Game of Thrones, bro. Season 5 was already dog shit. That's actually a great example. I did see and only this, I only saw the series finale at Game of Thrones. That is crazy. That is, were you with us? We watched it? That's funny. That is fucking mad. That is. I'll skip to the end. With the amount of factions that are in that fucking universe. There's this dude walking around.

Do you see this dragon sprawl its wings on as a girl walks down to step to you're like, I was like, there's symbolism here, right? There's symbolism here, right? I remember thinking like, well, who's that? Who's that? And then she dies. And I was like, all right, I guess she was probably important. Yeah, she was all right.

She seems like she's maybe. She had a couple of things. Maybe she was there from the start. I don't know. Yeah, it was. I don't know. I don't want to talk about that. I don't want to talk about the dragons. I still don't want to shit on Dragon Age, man. We didn't. All right. Yeah. I mean, we didn't probably.

I tried on purpose to dissuade a conversation because it makes me so upset talking about Dragon Age. I got it out of my system, man. I'm okay. So here's the thing. Based on what you've seen, based on what you guys have seen, because you're Dragon Age people. Do you think that this has a chance to be good? No. No. No chance? Not even a little bit. No. So my biggest problem is there, so some of the stuff that they've shown, I just, um, the art direction was already bad because like I think it's it's more important than people

will lead on to I think our design is fucking massively important I think it's one of the reasons why there are certain games that I've never tried just because it looks goofy to me where even though somebody will swear by it and I'm like this is really fucking this is a really great game and I'm like this is just me talking about myself it doesn't appeal to me I there's so the the market is saturated I got to pick and choose what I want to play and how are you coming from So the thing is that's unfortunate, I'm going to play this eventually. I don't know if I'm going to play it at launch because I don't think I'm going to give them 70 fucking dollars. What if it reviews and it's like tens?

I don't, I don't believe that. So hypothetically. The Inquisition reviewed around tens, a game of the year and everything. That was crazy to me. Yes, but see, I feel like that was a rough year. That was a bad year. That was a bad year. That was like, no, 2014.

That was like vanilla destiny and like. To be fair, it was, look, I got a lot of value out of Inquisition, especially. especially, but yeah. It seems like a solid seven. You know what I mean? Like it seems like a very playable game. I would definitely give it a seven. A seven is perfect.

It is a perfect. You can get a lot of value out of it. This one, it's already looking kind of weird. Some of the voice acting was already looking a little janky. It was a little just hearing. I was like, oh, I don't know.

These guys don't seem to be able to write like classic bioware. Just, no, it's only like 15 minute little playthrough. But enough to where I was like, I don't like the vibes. these weird, this fucking weird cyberpunk city that has never existed in Dragon Age ever? There's a cyberpunk city? It looks like a fucking... It's like a magic type place and I'm like what the fuck is this?

It's a magic place that looks like fucking like the future. It looks like a future, futuristic dystopia. Like it looks like they have like fucking drones and like, oh, you did something wrong citizen. And I'm like, what the fuck is this? This is weird. And then the demons... I mean, the world is bigger than we know what to be in Dragon.

Of course. We've hinted at a long time, but the world is a pretty big world. It is. But I'm like, where is the, where does come from? I just, it doesn't look, it doesn't look good. It doesn't look like it. It doesn't look good. It reminds me of, um, it, just looking on it, uh, I didn't play for sworn or whatever.

Was it called for spoken? For spoken? For spoken, yeah. That's what it kind of looks like to me. It looks like this kind of game that I would honestly, if it wasn't Dragon Age, if it didn't have the name Dragon Ange, I would totally skip. Like, see, for it. example, Harry Potter looks pretty cool and everybody had a lot of fun with it. I don't care about the Harry Potter universe.

I didn't play it. In the same way, in that, like, I wouldn't play this. Did you do that game, Chris? Yeah, I played, like, a decent amount of it. I played, like, maybe like, 10 or so hours of it. It's good, but it's like, I just, you know, I don't have that. If you love Harry Potter, that's a 10 out of 10 game for you, because it's like, it does capture that, that universe in a way that's like, damn.

If you, if you love this shit, this is next level for you. But for me it was like, it was very much like a solid seven. It was like, you know, Inquisition or something where it's like, this is good, but like I don't. I will say, somebody who's completely divorced from Dragon Age, this looks fine to me. Like I don't, I don't really know what's. Yeah, that's the thing. Like being like a Dragon Age fan. But I can also see like.

When I look at it, I'm like, oh, this doesn't look like this doesn't look like the same. It doesn't look like Dragon Age. Yeah. I will say that. That's a big problem because that's kind of distracting. If this was a new IP, I feel like this would have been cool actually. Yeah. And look at you saw that Pride Demon.

The Pride Demon, it doesn't have any legs. and I'm like, okay, is this just a, just this area? Because if you look at Pride Demons from the entire franchise, from the entire franchise, they looked a specific way. And all of a sudden, now it has some weird, glowy shit coming out of its fucking limbs and not just actual feet. And I'm like, so I'm wondering if that's just like different. And the, I just want to say the, why does Verrick, what happened to him? Like, why is he not?

Oh, Red Wolf? Yeah. Why is Verrick not? No, Verrick, the fucking. The dwarf, why is he not blonde? What happened to this guy? He wasn't, he wasn't, he's, he's had brown hair. No, he's always been blonde.

He's had like a strawberry blonde. You're talking about the crossbow act. Yes. Like, go back and look at him since two. He's strawberry blondes? Yes, he has blonde fucking chest hair. He has a little bit of his hair. He's always been blonde.

And now he has like, damn near black hair. I thought he had, I thought he had dark color hair. No, no, never. He's not, no. Now he has like, damn, his hair. is pretty much black. And I'm like, what it?

It's these little things. He could have died it. It's like, why? It's like, say there was a time where Osama bin Laden, they released a new,

no, they released a new video of him like talking shit. And then his beard was completely black. And everyone was like, wait, what? Like,

wait, this motherfucker's old and he has gray in his beard. What is this video that he just released? The idea of Osama bin Laden dying his beard is really fucking funny.

But that's the thing. So there was an explanation saying, oh, during wartime, they like, die of their beard. And I'm like,

Isn't that even true? During more time. He was insecure. I was like, he wanted to look up for the camera. That nigga was dead as shit. And they dig up, dug up all the video and then they just threw it out.

That's, dude, okay, this guy was on dialysis. Osama and Laden? Yes. Osama bin Laden was dying on dialysis. And I'm pretty sure before Obama and the Steel Team 6 or whatever killed him,

he just fucking died. And then they just made up a story that they went and raided him. And they just found like, they just made, a dog killed a random person in his sleep. And they were like, this is Ben Lottie. And they were like, oh, where's the body? And they said, oh, we gave them an ocean burial.

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of our biggest villain. That whole thing was very strange. I imagine that, oh, we found Hitler's body. What'd you do with them? What did you do with him? Put him through a meat grinder. We just got rid of. We made we made, so can I say something like that? Can I say something? Can I say something? They dropped him in the ocean. Yeah, they just dumped

him. They just dumped his body. They stuffed his body into a big fish and then they push the fish out of the sea. They got a tuna and then they fed it to the tuna and then they shot that shit is so much sketcher not that I think about it. It is weird. That is mega weird. It's mega weird. And no what's great about this when we all experience Jeffrey Epstein like we all understand what these people are capable of because they have money and resources. If you have money and resources you're saying you're saying Osamaulon was molested to death. He was parting on Epstein's island. He was definitely parted on Epstein's Island

And then what actually happened was He was he was He was taking way too many of the girls for himself And Epstein got really upset And he's like hey I'm gonna molest you to death He told him Hey

Yeah Osama bin Ladder found out He found out the meta of my little pony And how much little girls like it In the exploit it Dragon Age right? Yeah Yeah My biggest problem

My biggest problem is this Oh the There's a black person? Why is a black person in this? There have been black people. The DEI. I don't know. I don't know. This fucking DEI, they just can't stop. It seems kind of forced in my opinion. There's been black people since the second game. There's an Asian elf. Actually, this is a third game, actually. There was no black people in the second one. Really? There wasn't no black people? So, because there was one black person

technically in the first one, the Kunari. She wasn't a human. But he wasn't, but he was kind of like, and I felt like this themed ultra racist that he's not even human. He's kind of like a monster. The Kunari are like, I was like, he was the clothes because he had cornrows and and shit. So I'm like, Okay. Then they turn the canari into proper, like, demon type people, right? The way they look. Canary are the giant ones, right? The big, the big ones. They're big and black and they have horns and shit.

So they're kind of like bulls almost. The female ones are hot as fuck, though. Yeah, you can't smash them. I'd tap up a female. You know what? What is it canary? Oh, they're like teethlings pretty much. Pretty much teethlings.

And that's a perfect, yeah, perfect description. Right, right. And then so black people showed up in Inquisition because I think after the buyerware was like, oh, we should probably add some black people in the game. And so specifically they're mostly in what is their France. You know, their France. So there's like a, there's a bunch of niggas over there. There's a black France in Dragon Age.

Yeah. I mean, there's a pretty black france in the world right now too. The French people are getting a little, yeah. They're getting a little iffy. They're like, hey, why is there's so many black of people? All Europe is doing that right now. Because of all of the. It's going to be a right wing wave.

There already is. In Europe, yeah. Dude, right now the French president, what's his name? They've been like that. It's their culture. Not as much as it is going to be. Right now, no, dude, right now, the French president is going to do this type of election that's supposed to like have almost like there, that you need to have a vast majority of vote to have like a lot of control. And it's weird because the biggest party that's doing waves right now is a right wing party.

And so they might have a Trump wave like in the same way that happened to us. I mean, it happened in Britain too, man. Oh, yeah. Who's that fucking. Nigel Farage or whatever? No, no, before Nigel. I don't remember the other guy. The fucking guy that looked like Trump.

Oh, Boris. Something. Boris Johnson. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's fucking weirdo. There was a wave of people with fucked up hair. And then Argentina just got a fucked up hair president. Yeah, it's all these hair president.

He looks like a Mexico's president right now is a woman, dude. That's crazy. Jewish woman. She's a Jewish Mexican woman. How like, that is so strange. She looks whiter than you. It's insane. She's Mexican.

I dated somebody with that. exact profile. Yeah, it's insane. And it's wild. Like, you're Mexican? What? You know, I she won by Lance? Like, though?

Ew. Ew. Ew. You start vomiting so much that you visibly become emaciated. You get gaunt? Yeah. You get gaunt as fuck. I end up as skinny as Chris as I'm vomiting so much.

That would be insane. If that's the trick, man. Disgust me all the time. If that's the trick, that's time me up, dude. I got so sick looking at this bitch. He had me looking like fucking Hercules drowning in that river of time. I love that I love how he looked right there

If you want to stay like that That would have been peak hercules That is what I was supposed to say That's peak Hercules Is when he's emaciated in the river of souls Or whatever the fucking is He gets out He immediately tries to fight somebody

And he gets beaten like that He fights a small child The child kills him I'd love to slap him around dude You little bitch Damn The idea of beating up Hercules Must be a fucking divine thing

Because like In mythology he's a demon Like in Disney he's kind of like a he's like oh he's strong in like actual mythology heracles is a monster he's kind of an asshole but but but rightfully so because he's a asshole because hera is a monster is he pretty much is crato's pretty much supposed to be him no well he they took a little bit of cratos is nobody because origin of him is pretty similar to heracles right no i mean cratos is probably like a mix of a lot of different because cratos is just like a captain you know like or a general and then he got his

ass fucked and then he made the deal right that's how i don't know because that happens so hercules goes he just goes berserkers hercules is just like well hercules is doing his thing he was being you know groomed uh not sexually but yeah he was uh cronos is more like um tim allen and the santa claus yeah he i couldn't even build on it i didn't know what to say why why do you say because does he not become the god of war after he is it not the same kind of situation he does kill the previous one and then usurps his throne that is that is That is literally, holy shit. Holy fuck.

I didn't just say that to be random. I think it's literally true. I think you did, but I think you said to be random, but I think the pieces fell in lies. No, I thought like, for your path to go forward. No, he kills Santa Claus and becomes the God of War. He becomes the God of War.

It's literally the same exact story. That is crazy. There's no difference. In fact, Tim Allen asked Cratos would go hard. I'm the God of War. Eres. Aries. Aries.

Destroyed my enemy. My life is yours Zeus Zeus is speaking them over the fence Wilson He's just like Is that fucking Hey

Hey Cratos? What are you doing over there? I fucking Don't kill me Dude it's really funny Is that I really did not like Cratos at all in the first I didn't like Tim Allen either

Yeah Yeah Yeah he was kind of a demon I hated Cratos so much And by Ragler Rock like the end of um the end of um what's the name of the expansion that we just got Valhalla yeah Valah does such a good job making him like reflect on his bullshit because you kind of he's kind of just like I did what I did well no I just feel like that's really good but

Val is like I think the thing is I'm an asshole I did some fuck shit no I think there's just too like because cash there's there's the casual enjoyer and then there's people that were like deep fans and we understood how complicated uh Cretus is his, his, he was never just purely a monster. Oh, no. But that's all, like, for, for hating him, I think it's like, it's a completely misunderstanding him because he didn't, he was a monster when he was a general because he was, Sparta, it was fucking Sparta. So he grew up in a, in a, I agree, I agree. I think people over or undersell or underestimate the, like, oh, Cretus was like a, like a, like, there's no depth to him in the origin.

It's like, that's not true at all. It's not true. There's more depth now for sure. but the idea that it was like completely deathless is insane. I say empathy where it's like, hey, put yourself in Cratos's shoes. If you're a demigod, you have, you know, you have these special abilities, you're really powerful. And then you got fucked over by Ares. And then not only did you get fucked over by Aries, you got fucked over by the rest of the gods.

Now, the one thing I didn't like, the only thing I didn't like is that they explained it a way that, oh, they fucked over Cratos because he opened a Pandora's box, which led out all the evils of the world. and that was because I was like no Zeus should already be a dickhead before like he was just always an asshole Right if they would have stuck to that narrative It weakens the narrative You find out later on in the next series

Because these guys are just assholes Yeah that's supposed to be the whole thing They're just cuss ones are just cuns And it's like well no they're all kind of cunts Because they're gods The thing about Cratos is that like Is that like he acknowledges there's moments of just cruelty Granted his experience is fucked

Like he's not a person that's had a great life. But he's like, there are times where I was, in the violence, there were times I was just fucking cruel. I used people and I hurt people to get to my ends. He heard a lot. He did a lot. And like, I was not right for that. And when he reflects on his junk himself, he's like, you're an asshole.

He's like, but now I've learned. I've grown for it and I'm going to try to be better for the people in the world. And I respect that. That's a good character writer. But it's not only that because they also, there was acknowledgement that you were also trying to do the right thing in a lot of instances. And there is, the thing

is like when you learn especially the two PSP games there's so much important shit in that that it kind of made me mad that they weren't like to play. Oh that's amazing. That's amazing. The fact that I see that fucking shit all the time on my Instagram it's so funny that like quick time event on fucking neglecting your child

then it comes back and it hung up hard and you're like laughing so hard. It's a fun quick time of it. I remember being at my mom's house in Arizona that shit made me cry laughing my ass off and like she just pushing her away like fuck out of her. kid. Fuck you.

Dude, when it comes back for the double hand hug, I'm like, damn. It's like, the amount of shit

that he's gone through, even when he tries to save his brother Demos. Yeah. And then fucking, uh, Thanatos, uh,

kills him. Which it's one of those things for like, no good, for no good reason. He kills the wrong kid. He's there only because, yeah,

they got scared. They're like, oh, the prophecy. So I'm going to, but Kratos, uh, Kronos did the same thing to Zeus.

Yeah, and so it was like a cycle of thing. And I'm like, there's a lot of shit here that people miss because they only see cradles ripping people apart which is understandable

like nobody is like imagine playing you know the Soulsborn games you're there's people who dive deep into the lore and then there's us that like fucking around yeah

like I don't know I don't know I love the soul if you want it's good but I don't particularly for Bloodborn Aldenry and Sekiro but Bloodborn and Eldon Ring have the best

I only know like Dark Souls really and Dark Souls 3 I didn't look into too much I like games where like that kind of stuff is there if you want it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Destiny's very much like that too.

Oh, Destiny's lore's fucking... I think Destiny's war is like novel, like, novel, like award winning. But it's so buried under shit. Like, I didn't, dude, I just learned recently. Like, in the last, like, couple of days, this is after 10 years, by the way, of playing this game. I had no idea that there was even a button for, like, show lore on, like, guns and armor and shit. That's awesome. You're lying.

No, because I never, because I would just watch my name is bite. Like, what the fuck? do I care about like seeing it. Like I... They would have the whole text thing. Yeah, but Casey, you're not conditioned from Destiny Year 1. Okay. From like, when I played Destiny Year 1, there was nothing...

Like, you would get a grim war card like with lore on it and you would have to go to bungee. Dot net to see it. So like... There wasn't even in the game. So like, I... My assumption was... My assumption was like, all right, I guess it's just how they do it. And I was always wondering.

I was like, where's Bife getting all this information? Just he's just making it up? Yeah. And I wouldn't even watch those. I would listen to this. them mainly. So like sometimes, and I only started watching them recently. I was like, right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram, 500 Big Horn crew cab, four by four for 369 a month for 39 months,

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be issued by on deck or seltic bank on deck does not lend in north dakota all loans an amount subject to lender approval oh he's reading this in the game i didn't i just assumed that he was like doing it on the websites though there's so like literally every single gun that's at least legendary has like this animal attached to it's crazy has a lore to it's interesting that the weapons have lores like that usually it's like a very it's very like a legendary a very specific thing and it's like only a handful of it's very d and d ask so the idea is that every weapon and that's legendary is a reason why it's legendary. There's some sort of story attached to it.

So there's the grimoire card you get for like beating events when you literally when you go in areas and you like find all like the Keshes, there's story for that as well. It's just. It's dense. It's so much. It's denser than you would assume it was. But like if you don't give a shit about it, it doesn't get in your way. It's very, yeah.

Halo's very much the same way. It's like if you skip the cutscenes, it's like you could, you just be like, oh, this is about aliens. You just do you just shooting aliens and it's like, this is cool. But if you sit and watch it, it's like, oh, this is dope. If you skip cut scenes, though, and two, he'll be like, why the fuck am I fighting

with this alien all of a sudden? Yeah. And they'll be like, what the fuck is he doing here now? That was a common complaint back in the day. Really? Yeah, I think people were like,

what the fuck? Is he on my team now? What the fuck's going? What? But listen, we've been talking a lot about God of war. But if anybody listens to this podcast, they know that Gears of War

is a staple here for many, many, many reasons. Dhab! And I'm squirting. His lineup is right here, bro. Disagushing, bro. I still think about that bit sometimes where, like, it was like the, what is it, the locus on grinder saying grind. Grind.

He's like swiping through gay people. Grind. That's amazing. It's the one with the fucking. weird like bag thing on his head with the minigun just hoping to get some butt just hoping. So at the looking for booty. At the Xbox showcase.

At the Xbox showcase, which by the way was very good showcase. Dragon Age aside. Yeah. It really great showcase. It was a solid showcase man. Like I was surprised by it. I was like. It made me feel like damn. Imagine if there was an E3 and we're all like yeah. It felt like E3. Like the way it ended with like this

specific trailer I was like Oh, and it was one of those things where it's like, dude, even, and I, look, understand the weight that I'm, that me even saying this conveys based on like my history with video games and just everything that I've said about this specific franchise over the years. Even that fucking call of duty shit looked interesting to me. And I couldn't fucking believe that because that that omnidirectional sprinting thing was like, that's actually like going to change the way games play like sincerely. What was it again? You can sprint in every, every single direction. now like it's not like you can't you don't have to like sprint backwards you can sprint like like left right diagonal it's like it's like oh cool you can play like a person exactly but what i'm

saying it's like i was watching that i was like oh yeah like why why is why is that so not common can i be because we can't you can do that well see that's it's kind of kind of be real quick one of the reasons why first person shooters are never my first go-to thing is because of the lack of options. Like it's kind of just move forward and shoot and I'm like at a certain point I'm like this is cool but I need more I need my character do more shit. Like and then like I know that's cool enough to make me want to play it. Fuck man.

I'll definitely try it. It'll be well it'll be free if you have. Oh right. Get the game able to slam into a roof from the side off and shoot somebody and then run out. Like it looks sincerely like it looks like that is transformative enough to like the stale fucking like Coli's been the same game for so fucking long. It's like a Pokemon situation where it's like, oh my God, how many times are we going to do this? And this is transformative enough where I'm like, that is, that's going to change the way everything works in a way that I will at least try it out.

But they capped off that showcase with a teaser for a new Gears, a new Gears of War. And it's not Gears 6. It's not like a collection, although they really should do a collection. Yeah. It's a fucking prequel with Marcus and Dom. They got the, it's, that is. is that trailer was so good. It is CG, so it's like, ah, but I mean, I know what, we know what Gears of War is.

We know what it's going to play like generally. Oh, so good. Because you already knew when Marcus was dangling in the, in the pit. I was like, oh, it's coming. Have you seen it? No, I haven't. You've not seen it. So, executive decision.

Yeah. Do we should, do you want to see this now? Oh, yeah, watch. I watch it. All right. Oh. Let me edit this end. I'll edit this.

Okay. Fucking Dragon Age, man. Yo, it's going to be so bad. I'm so mad. Look, I'm trying to, I'm trying to be reasonable. Yeah,

I got on the iPad already. I'm trying to be reasonable. I really am. I'm trying to be reasonable and be like, look, they could, they could.

They brought a warden back to. Like, they tried. They were like, and then there's a warden here. And I was like, that I, oh, so there was Blackwall.

Who gives a fuck? Like, Blackwall is all right, too. But, like, I just don't give a fuck. I don't care. I do not care.

I want my warden. That's the only warden I care about. Oh, and Alistair. Alistaird is cool. I want the warden that got killed in the beginning of the game in the first one. What is happening? Damn, damn. Yeah.

You like that? Dude, he's scrambling. He's scrabble. He's scared. I mean, look at how juicy that guy is. A little big and buffy is, man. Like, how the locust gets so big? It is built like that.

He didn't fall from that. He said have fell down from getting hit with that. That's this crazy. The fucking music. It's all swelling. It is definitely young him. This is younger him that we've seen probably. Of course.

The youngest version of what we ever seen. Do when it lifts him up into the fucking ceiling, I was like, that's sick as hell. That's so cool. I'm just like, we've been fighting those things? I know. They're so fucking, like, it sounds crazy. just listening to it.

Like just all the sound effects? That's the whole. It's a hole to red. See, I wish there was a crowd, dude, because they would have been screaming. Like, damn, Dom looks way young. Holy, they're kids. It's E-Day.

They're probably like 20 years old or something. Old is when it's happening. It's E-Day. That's crazy. It just happened. That's fucking cool. Yeah, dude. That's fucking.

Cool. Okay. That's pretty sick. And I was like, yes. Because to be honest, the only reason I cared about Gear Six at all was I wanted to see what was canon with the decision. There's a big decision on spoilers. Like, who dies? Marcus is the son or the girl? Or the black dude. No, the black guy.

Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, you don't play as the girl in five. And four you play as the girl, right? I think you play as her at some point or something. but there's just a there's a there's a mission where you have to choose who you're going to save you should i would say it canonically you should probably save your son and not some black guy that you barely know yeah probably so that's probably it but i was a weird choice to give people it's too because it's like it's like say uh dragon age inquisition if you didn't if you didn't save logan if logan is dead there's a there it goes to inquisition and you have a choice to save

some random fucking uh uh warden that you just met or Hawk from the second game. Yeah. So it's like, because it's supposed to be Hawk or Logan. Now, if you don't, I kill Logan because he's a piece of shit.

So then the choice is meaningless to me. I'm saving Ethan Hawk every time because I spent time with him. So it feels, who cares about something? There is kind of a, they do a bad job with that. I'm like,

dude, make the stakes a little bit higher. Can we go back to, I'm wondering go back to, wait. So, um, the Dreadwolf,

right? that whole thing. Oh, right. I forgot about that. What's going to happen? Because one of your part is supposed to be a bad guy, like an ultra bad guy now

that takes over the Elven Empire. But like, I guess that's not happening anymore. It's well, they scrap that whole point of the story or like what's going on? Well, he still looks like, we'll finish this up and then we'll go to the years.

The, he's still trying to destroy the veil, right? Okay. Like he's still trying to destroy the veil, but I already, let me tell you, because I guess we didn't get to this. One of the reasons why this seems so fucking underwhelming is Solace already made a huge mistake in Inquisition by trusting, trying to use Corinthius as a puppet. Yeah. And it failed. And that's why you got the anchor on your hand and all this shit.

So he, it feels like, okay, I made a huge mistake. Never again. I'll figure it out better. He's doing some stupid fucking ritual. And then, like, there's these statues that are held up with some shitty scaffolding that they easily top. to disrupt his ritual and I was like, I already hate this. It's already, it's already like the most, it like, it, it reminded me of the Power Rangers. You know how it's like easy plot.

We got to thwart it easily. It's for, it's for kids. And I was like, if this is, oh, this is how you disrupted one of his master plans by destroying the scaffolding. So the statues fell and I'm like, so, so Solis is just a complete fucking moron. I was already kind of like, I'm not looking forward to anything that I've seen. I'm hoping. Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees,

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Because, you know, he gets abducted in four. Oh, yeah. You got to like cut him out that thing. I'm like, I'm like, I, I, feel like we're taking too long and he should clearly be dead. Like, it was kind of like, all right, this is a little silly. But we got them back and I was like,

hell yeah. Dude, the idea of, I'm soaked about it. I'm soaked about it. I'm soaked about it because they're talking about it too. Like it was like, yeah,

we want it to be more horror stuff. It's like, yes, good. Good. It's going to be. The one was crazy scary. It is.

It makes sense that it being scary, particularly now because it's just happening. Right. They haven't dealt with it for years. He was coming home from like, he was getting his mail. And then he was walking. into his apartment there was a fucking demon walking in there.

Yeah, he just got a package of his bandanas. Oh, new shit, man. Yeah, here we go. What the fuck? Hey, do you want to know something really? He put those clothes. He put that armor on during the fight, in fact. Like, he was actually in his underwear.

And during the fight, he was getting done around putting shit on his body. You want to something really cool? What's up? We lost that video, obviously, because of course we did. What do you mean? I think just shut the fuck off mid-recording. So there's no sweet game. Well, there is for a while.

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I feel like we did this before. Like recently. I know that shit breaks. But we've had something very similar. You know other shit bricks and piss gravel? Abs of fucking Lily. Dude, like even pissing like, it feels like, well, I haven't experienced it.

I haven't experienced it myself. But people, what they say when you piss out stone, bro it's wild I really like I love that feeling personally That's cool I induce I intentionally induce kidney stones upon myself So that I can pass them

The craziest thing I've heard in my What do you mean? Lily's dad Why wouldn't you do? Why wouldn't you do? Why wouldn't you do? It was bed written for like three, four days Yeah toughens you up

It's like a Zenkite boost I'm a lot stronger now As a result of all In the last five days I've passed 16 kidneys What is wrong with you? What? Your retar is fucking flimsy now

It looks a little bit like spaghetti, but like, yeah, yeah. Hey, man. Have you gotten an MRI or a CT scan or anything? You shouldn't have that many just in you. I don't do things that sound like letters. Oh. Do you pee? That's a letter.

Yeah, so. I don't know if you heard me. I don't do that. I don't do that. I only pass kidney stones. That's crazy. Like, when you go to pee, it sounds like somebody's throwing Legos on the floor. I would imagine

passing a kidney stone is kind of like I would imagine it's walking on Legos but for your urethory You know what I mean? That sounds pretty cool If I had to pass a kidney stone

I feel like I would get so upset I would literally try to toothpaste it out And I'd hurt myself Oh Oh yeah I feel like I probably would too I'd be like I'm like I fuck it It is what it is

I would literally get a tweez I would get a freaking freaking this fucking tweezer and put it up there grabbing and just Ah, Dom, it hurts. And then Lily will be like, Kingston, you should have done that.

You're bleeding a lot. And I'm like, I know, but I'm free. But I'm free. And then he just die. Die. It hurts so much, Dom. Bloody penis. Blood dripping penis and I die.

I can't wait to see Dom and Marcus both past kidney stains. Suck it out of my peepee, Dom. Don, you got to suck it with all your might. Suck it out. I don't know, Marcus. I don't know if I can do it. Mexican and you know we're not like gay like that you know yeah I don't know if I can

get somebody's gay stop please do you think Ty's gonna be in it I don't know I kind of I guess we'll get a cowboy right no no no that's who the oh my god dizzy dizzy is a cowboy uh tie is the guy in gears too are we gonna see young superstar coal train well see that's the thing that's what I'm excited well they didn't meet each other until um Delta squad that's what I was like damn was like how No, we might, we might see superstar him, though, like when he was a fucking Thunderball player or whatever. At the very least, picking him up and throwing him because he's bigger than them.

At the very least, we'll see posters at the very least. Yeah. We'll see, like, images of him as a star. I don't think Coltrane will be in it. Yeah. I mean, Ty has a chance of being in it. I wish he was, but I don't think he's going to be in it. Yeah.

Yeah. We might see him as superstar. That's it. Like, he might not be playable. We might see him. Yeah. Maybe he'll make a cameo, but at the very least, I know we'll see him. posters of him. I know his, I mean, there was a, in the trailer, the figurine of him is, is on the table when he's, like, scrambling.

Oh, really? Yeah, literally, actually, yeah. I definitely didn't catch him. I watched, like, some, like, guy, uh, I was watching, like, I was watching all the reactions because I was curious, like, how are people reacting to this? Because I freaked out the second I heard, like, mad world. Yeah. You're like, oh, my God, yes. And a lot of people did, too. But then he was like, oh, that's a cold train figure. And then I went back. I was like, oh, yeah, it is. That's badass. You think he beats off to it? It's like, ah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that. That's not Dom. That's not their house. It is, well, I mean, it's, it's a teaser trailer, so it's all kind of like stylistic. Yeah. That's not like canon. Like, you know, but. Ah, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I like how big your arms are. Yeah. So juicy. Come. Oh, my God. I'm about to blast. Dom, I'm coming.

He's not even there. He walks in a room and gets come down. Hey, fool. What does he? I don't know what to do, man. I don't know what to do. He carried this inside his face. Maria, he did it again, Maria.

He did it again. He did it again. He keeps coming in. Snap going over his house. Why do you go there every day? Why does he say he's going to come and then you go over? Why do you do that? I like to go over and play Gears of War with him. And in the reality bends in for a moment.

He's like, he'll get it. That's how Marcus and Don became friends that they started. They played Gears of War. We're together. What the fuck? That means Dom knows when he's going to die. He knows very well when he's going to die. I'm not feeling good about this third game, Marcus.

Hey, fool, like, my wife dies. We find her body. I die driving a tanker, fool. Like, I'm not feeling good about this third game, man. Like, how do I avoid this effort? I don't think you do. You want to see me shoot juice out my pussy? It's rent.

I feel really scared Every time I hear Mad World, Marcus Dude you imagine he hears and he gets Terrified I think this is it I'm like Just stop driving Oh shit is playing

Every time he's almost in like Immediate danger Like the song starts up And he has to like And he backs up He just stops Put his gun away He's like

And it lowers I think I'm okay You remember You remember? You remember. It takes a step all around me. It starts bling one night at nighttime. And he's like, I got to go to the doctor.

I think I have cancer, Mariah. I can't live like this. Doesn't sound like that at all. It's crazy. It's so weird. Maria, no, Dios, meo. I love it.

He sounds like Puss and Boots. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Maria, help me. I'm very perigrosso. And me is a very perigrozo. They should either get. Pedro Pascal or fucking Antonio Banderas. Pedro Pascal.

I mean, I've watched him. Terrible. That's so not right. That's so not correct. Pedro Pascal doesn't have the base in his body to be dumb. It's body base, yeah. Yeah, okay. The base.

He doesn't have the frame to do him, you know. Where is Ellie? Where's Ellie? Marcus, my daughter. Marcus, where is Ellie? I don't know who that is. The idea? What are you talking about?

I was watching this thing where like some guy was arguing that like, He thinks Joel could kill Leon Kennedy. And I'm like, dude, Joe could kill Leon Kennedy. What? I think if Leon Candy is asleep permanently, which Joel could kill him? Which game? Which game?

I don't think either, honestly. Which game? Four definitely not. That's impossible. For Leon? Four Leon? Yeah, two remake. Yeah, two remake.

I think Joel has him in two remakes. I think that's a fair match. I think that's fair. I think it's fair because Leon, he's got him. He survives. He survives Raccoon City. He's got some skills. He does.

But Joel's been surviving for a long, you know what I mean? Like he's... Joel would whoop his ass. The thing about Leon and Joe. The thing about Leon and Joe, right? Yeah. Joel is more brutal than Leon. Leon's a compassionate soul.

Of course. So that I'll lead him to some defense. But the thing is that the shit that Leon fights is, Joel has no understanding how crazy that shit is. That's true. Yeah, yeah. Like he's like even in two. Even even even in two.

Well, see, a liquor, a liquor is killing. a normal person. There's no normal guy getting right from one of those things. You're right about like him surviving too is really impressive, but I just feel like Joel's brutality, I think it would be too overwhelming because like say, say Mr. X is really slow, relatively. He's way faster in remake, but he's still relatively slow where you can still kind of like back up and kind of you back up and up even when he tries to lunge forward and punch you. You can just back up enough to where he'll miss you to where like Joel is, Joel's tackling you. He's

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I think in the universe Joel can deal with it. Liquor, fifth grade teacher. It's funny how they're clicker and liquor. It's like, what is this? You can't reach me. My mom can't either. You can't reach me. My mom can't me either.

How does Joel sound? I'm so, I'm in Arthur Morgan mode. How does Joel sound? He sounds like M&M. He sounds like, he sounds a little less than Arthur more. You know, I'm doing Arthur now, but it's like. Ellie? Ellie.

Ellie. Is it, does he? Elie. Ellie. Ellie. Ellie. Ellie, what are you doing? Ellie, Lee.

Ellie, me. Ellie, me. Hey, me. I love racially ambiguous Joel's daughter in the show where she's like, oh, that can be any race. Yeah. I can care about you. I can care about you, no matter what. You're any background.

Oh, my name. is Joel Miller. The fact that his name is not Joel is makes me upset. Joel, Miguel. His name is Miguel. Miguel.

So stupid. I love it. I love it. But I would have been, would you be upset if they would have changed the pronunciation of his name? Yoel Miel. What do you mean? Like,

say, because it's Pedro Pascal. And he's not, you look at Pedro Pascal and you're like, my name's Joel Miller. You're like, no, it's not. Your name is it? That's like when you speak to the Indian call centers and they're like, hello, my name is Brian.

Yeah, my name is Jonathan. And you're like, sure, buddy. What's your real name, dude? I'm not racist. It's fine. You can tell me your real name. I, in fact, feel safer talking to you than someone with that name. I feel much safer.

Please tell me your real name. Hello, my name is Claudia. And I'm like, ooh, no, I want to be up to something. Hello, my name is Jim Jum. And I'm like, ah, what's up, dude? How you doing? I'm Jim Jem. If his name was Juel, I'd be fine with it.

I'm like, that's fine. Yeah, if his name is Joel. If he's Hispanic, there's no way his parents. parents are pronounced his name Joel. That's the thing. No one would ever called him Joel in his life. I mean, they would. I don't see why not.

Well, see, where he's from his family would have called him, his friend would have called him Joel for sure. So you know what had been cool? If there was some little thing, this is so, it's so unnecessary. But like somebody closed, like his brother calls him Joel or something. But like people on the outside will call him Joel because from that area, they're not going to call him Joel. They're not going to call him, oh, you Joel.

It's in the same vein as like, like, I think, I'm thinking of a lot. I can't think of off the fly, but like, Hispanic name where people from the South will say it completely wrong. Yeah, like a that, like something like that. It's like Michael. It's like Michael. It's like Michael McIreel. Exactly. Like Michael Mikhail. Like Jorge and George. Yeah. Yeah. Like they're not calling

there's no way they're going to call you Jorge. Jorge, what are you trying to say hi to a prostitute? I don't understand what. Hey, what that means? What? Hey, ho. That just hit me. Hey, hoare. Hey there, whore. Hey there. Hor. Hey, ho. Hey, ho. Hey, ho. Hey, ho. Hey, Hor hi. How you trying to hail a prostitute or something? Like a cab. Or hey.

Jorge. Hey, get your ass over here. I got two bucks. We got what I don't run me. Yeah, we got two bucks. You're going to give me a suck. Don't give me a blow. Bro, there was a fucking, we had an article in the Orange County Register from my, my hometown,

La Habra, where this chick had the record for the cheapest blow job. It was eight bucks. Record. I would have been there. I would have been there. I was like, no, we were all like, like, yo, where she? true also because people get them for free. You little kids would have cut.

You know what kind of a record is that? Wait, what kind of a record is that if people get if people. If you're charging. I think if you're a prostitutes. I mean, let's be real. I guess it's all charged. It is kind of there is. There's a fee.

I really hate to talk about that shit because people get, girls get mad. I'm like, it's a fee. When if, ladies, when have you given that shit off for free? Like just for you just like, the kindness of your own heart, you just like, I'm going to suck this dude off.

Nah, you got dinner. you got a movie you got my protection you got something yeah my social security number you got me buying you shit yeah fucking I might as well go buy some pussy because I'm buying you bitch

bro if if if if prostitution was like inexpensive the world would be very different that would be a jarring world I can't even conceptualize I have uncles that when they I have uncles is when they go to other countries

when they go visit other countries. Oh, yeah. They partake. Of course, the lady boys. That's why I'm there. That's why I'm going there next week. I'm going there next week. I'm getting my fill, bro.

Every time. Every time. By the way, you saying that, I was, damn, what was I doing? Thailand tomorrow, bro. There was a, I was driving by something. I don't know if I was in Burbank still. Oh, I don't know.

I was somewhere. So I'm west. So maybe I was still in Burbank. but maybe I was whatever is on the other side. But I passed by this window and it's like, you know, there's a bunch of massage places everywhere and I was like, is that? Like the way the women looked, I'm like,

I was lady boys? Like I didn't want to be like room, but I was like, is that like an open like, hey, it's here? Well, I will say that there with $25. There are places here. $25? There are that shit down. There are places here that absolutely do have like happy endings.

Oh, like a jackoff place. Yeah, yeah. I've heard stories. We got to find them. Like what we're like, we got to find them. We got to find them. What is?

Yo, we got to find them. Oh yeah. Oh, dude you guys busy later? You guys busy later. Let's go. It's the fucking. Guys.

We'll fucking leave. It's whatever. I don't want, I just want to know it's there. And then I'm going to get my back massage because I have a her needed disc. I'm fucking at least three ladies boys, bro. At least three. I'm getting.

We got to get through some of these questions. My guy. I'm gonna be tired as fuck leaving, bro. There's no way they're charging like Thailand prices here. They better for their safety. It's fucking crazy. All right. Do you want to get some questions?

Yeah, let's go. Let's get some questions. Scooped James wrote in. He says, hello victims of the American healthcare system. Living in a country where circumcision is such a norm, if you could go back and undo your unforeskinned, would you? 1,000 percent. I guess, yeah. 1,000.

I don't know. I'm missing nerve endings. Sex would be better if I still had those nerve endings. It's still pretty good though. It's good, but why not better? For me, they took the whole hood off, so I don't know. I guess I'd go back. Like, I think, no, honestly, whatever.

The end of mine is flat, actually. I'm being real. Wow. Like a fucking eraser on a pencil. Exactly. It's exactly a pencil eraser. It's completely flat. Look, man, I don't like seeing my homie's penises, but at that point, I'd be like,

A yo. You know what you take the fuck. I would have to see that. have to see that. It was like perfectly, like a right angle perfectly. It looks like somebody cut a salami straight down on the top.

Dude, I, if somebody had like an insane penis, I want to see it. No, for sure. Yeah. I saw a picture of a penis.

If someone had like a penis that like started as one shaft broke into three and then came back into the same head, like I'd want to see that. It looks like the freaking, the silver wing thing, the tree in destiny.

The tree of silver wings? Yeah, it looks like that. Yeah, Like, it'll be, yeah, it'll be like once for piss, once for come, and once for like a fun combo. Blum. Blum. Blum.

What is Blum? Blum is bloody cum. Blum. Oh, my God. Disgusting. Do you have that? Not yet. Like, I'm hoping to, I'm hoping to someday.

I mean, I get hurt real bad and I don't know when I beat my dick and some blum comes out. I'd be like, whoa. Some blum. Sounds like prostate cancer, buddy. Yeah, it sounds like you should really get some of it. Like, that's one of those things where it's like, if you if you

if you went to the bathroom and you just pissed blood but like you just were not you didn't feel anything but you didn't feel like anything was wrong like you felt completely fine but you just like pissed like an obscene amount of blood

it's high pressure too yeah yeah that's a lot of blood right would at that point you go to the hospital I feel like I'll just be like

I guess I'm just dead probably you go to hospital I'm immediately I'm just gonna walk it off I think yeah he's gonna walk it off because so many times literally in medical

feel so many times people just don't go to places and they die from it. Literally just go like a lot of things are avoidable until it's like really your time. But you know why though, right? Oh, because we can't afford it. Exactly. Yeah, I know. It's not scary. It's scary.

I actually went so I had a, um, my mitral valve prolapse and went away. Like goodness, so I don't take a heart meds anymore for my valve. Did it kill? So it's so I didn't know this, but, um, one of my ex-girlfriends, uh, her brother had the same thing. And he told me his one away in a year. So this was in 2016, and I was like, oh, cool. So there's hope that mine might go away. Mine went away last year.

So years later, but I started to notice I didn't need my, it just corrected itself. Because what it does when it's the prolapse, it shoots blood. It doesn't close properly. And sometimes it regurgitates blood in the opposite direction. Cause your body to panic. And because it feels, it kind of hurts. And then your body panics almost like having a heart attack or something. So long story short, I don't have anymore.

However, I guess I did. I slept so shitty when I was apartment hunting When I came back home I was so tired and depleted It kind of flared up for a second But I felt different I thought I was having like a legitimate heart attack

I was like this feels different I was like this is crazy And you just keep laying out You're like The only reason I went to the emergency room Is because it's just a mile from my house It's just a straight shot up A little less than a mile

I was like I guess I'll go But I was really upset Because I was like fuck There's gonna be a Bill. It's difficult to just convince people to go to the It's hard, man. Go to the hospital.

Any time something goes wrong, bro, I go now. I had to try to, like, I remember those things one time. My wife had insurance. So I'm under it. I was like, yeah. I remember there was one time when my cousin, like, his lips fell off. And we were like, dude, you got to go to the hospital. Like, I don't know why.

It was like, no, I'll be right. No, I'm going. He can still talk fine. He just didn't have his lips. I wonder. I feel like that would interrupt your speech a little bit, wouldn't it? Yeah. Uh, yeah, but he already sounded stupid.

Oh, okay. So, in fact, sounded... He actually sounded a little bit smarter. He's that. Oh, my God. That is so bobosterous. Yeah, such an insane thing. It's stupid as hell.

He's actually so... Way more stupid. Oh, this is kind of thematic, I guess. What do we got? Haggis wrote in, he says, Hello, Moise Boys. What is the worst pain you've ever been in? Thanks for all the last.

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That was crazy, bro. I think it was when I bruised the bone. on my foot. I bruised my, I was running around, this is when I was in the football, like a lot, so I was running around the house, like, I'm like a fucking running back. And then like the corner, there's this kit, the kitchen, the, the little part where the threshold is to get into the kitchen, my toes, it slammed in between the corner, you know, of the, of the, it just went, it slammed into it. And I for sure thought I broke my foot because it was the worst pain. I couldn't walk on it. But he's like, oh, you bruised the bone. He's like, yeah, that shit sucks.

Get out. And, oh, he's like, he gave me crutches. because he's like you're going to want to like stay out of it for a week. And being on crutches sucks, man. Yeah. Oh, it's horrible. That shit fucking sucks. I'd rather just use a wheelchair or some shit. I wish they would have gave me one, but they're like, no, you're good.

Fuck you. Crutches are bad, man. That shit, I think I almost got abs from using crutches. Because like trying to support myself, I kept like having to use my center of gravity. Yeah. And I was like, oh, I'm trying to get to class and I'm like, oh. It's good exercise. It's good exercise.

It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. I don't know. I don't know. like, I feel like it's either like when I like, I fractured my ankle,

uh, or it's, it's, it's one of these two. One of them is like clearly, like it's, it's very clearly worse to fracture your ankle than this other thing, but this other thing I still think about.

Yeah. Where I, this is a Catholic school. This is like maybe like fifth grade or something. We had a spitball fight in, in the middle of like math or something. And one of the spitballs like got like in my ear. Like deep and I,

and I tried to take it out and I couldn't do it. it just pushed it further in i was like oh fuck i said i just left it in there because i was like it must come out at some point right like i don't know it's just left it i was like so stressed out and i didn't want to tell anybody this i was having this problem because it's such a dumb problem to have it's like embarrassing yeah and then i was getting your ear you get that you get your brain goes and it's like an alarm state yeah it thinks the intake's going to impress your brain yeah yeah so like literally it starts hurting to make you get it out well i specifically it's not even that so much. I left it. I just didn't say anything about it. I was like, I assumed like, oh,

maybe it'll fall out. Very cool. At some point. So I left it in there for like three, four days. That's insane. And then I went to eventually, I was like, this is kind of, I guess this is not this is not remediating itself. And so I went to the hospital and they went in with tweezers and pulled it out. And for whatever reason, that pain of just them taking it out was crazy. Like it's a next level. Like, I have not experienced anything like that even remotely close to it. I reminds him a story of like when my nephew. He was like, I have a piece of corn stuck up my nose. And I was like, no, you don't.

And he was like, that's not true. He can't be. I looked at his nose. I didn't see anything. Fucking, like, a week or two later, I made him laugh. And then the corn came out of his nose. That's amazing. And I was like, what the fuck?

That was real? But it's like, he was tiny, tiny, tiny. He was like four And he was like I put corn up my nose And I was like Mordecai Shut the fuck up

If he's If he actually knows What the shows If he hears that He's so embarrassed Because now he's like A fucking 19 year old boy Well you fucking

He said his name Too this could have He said his name That's so funny He could have the same Last name as me So like No but I mean

Just like even in general Like If somebody knows who you are And knows that you know He said You know what I mean I know that corny He's a baby

I know Mordecai Let's beat him up Let's beat him up He's gonna die now. He's a tough. He's a toughie. Not anymore. Now that everybody knows he shoves his corn up his nose. They're gonna shove a full piece, a full corn of the cop up his nose and kill him. It's just there. It just starts to come down. It starts like a mildly. It starts crowning out his head.

That shit was so stupid to me. That's fucking spike. That symbolism boos. Fuck you. I thought it was corn man. Fucking hid day last. Did you see the vet? By the way, we didn't talk about this. The new Venom trailer for that movie Where Venom becomes a fucking horse Carlos? Carlos, the horse? Carlos, the horse.

You didn't see Venom, the new Venom trailer for the new Venom movie? No, there's a third one? Yeah, so there's... I will say, dude, like, this looks crazy. This looks... You know how... Derek, you know how Fast and the Furious

is just insane? Yeah. It kind of... It's got that energy here because there's a fucking... I'm not going to play the fucking audio because, like, who cares? also it'll be annoying to edit around

but uh nim minimem venom venom venom bin num num num num numb so again

so he becomes a fucking horse and it's it's fucking crazy so it takes over the horse yeah oh okay what the fuck isn't that like

that's like so stupid and also like kind of cool like it's it seems I mean, it's, it's, it's kind of cool, but also, I feel like... There's fetish shit about it for sure. Yeah, there's something, there's something Vashy about it. There's something, uh, I see it's like it's, that's crazy.

Imagine riding a demon horse into battle like that. That's great. I mean, that I'm fucking... Imagine being a fucking, imagine being like a kingdom come deliverance, NPC, seeing this coming at you. I mean, you're clearly running in the other direction. You're not... You're playing.

dead. Yeah, you're not. Don't run out and play dead. No one's gonna challenge you. That's why I don't get, like, play dead. Like, I don't know why people didn't do that. It's like, I feel like people did do that. Oh, yeah.

There's plenty of, there's plenty of veterans that pretended to be dead. Absolutely. 100%. It's a good strategy. I totally would have done that. I would be like, I'm gonna see who's gonna win. I'll play that at the very beginning. Yeah.

The second we drop off, I'm like, oh. There's no enemies around. That's crazy. They got them? And then you get up and you're like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm ready. You fuck. the death. Oh my god. That is crazy.

You're like, Barry O's out of fat ass. Let's move on. Let's move on. Imagine strap-on. Imagine strap-ons rode in. He says, good day, fellas. I need help. A maid of mine won't stop shitting with a toilet door open in my house. I tell him to close the door. I yell at him. I swear at him. He just ignores me and plays clash of clans on his phone and pretends like he can't hear me. I can't close it myself, not only because of principle, but because this 27-year-old man was raised by a new nutritionist and pretty much exclusively eats berries and lean meat.

So his poo smells like cat shit and can inflict necro damage. What do I do? I'm sorry. He said maid? Yeah. Or he said roommate. Made? I thought he said maid.

No, it's his fucking roommate. It did kind of sound like, it did sound like a maid. Oh, right. It did sound like a maid, but he's, he's a European. Good Day fellas. Well, I would say good day would probably mean he's Australian. He's, he's not American because he says mate and then he also says toilet door.

Yeah, I think, I think the good day. So he's probably Australian. Oh, yeah, just because the good day. It was like, your maid is sitting in your house like that? Well, like, what the, that's why I was like the fire. Oh, that would be. Well, first of all, nobody, none of our listeners have a maid. Yeah.

A male male. Because we all have homeless listeners. Yeah. Okay, I was, I was, I was, I was, a 27 year old male maid sounds like that's not the job that they usually go for. No. But that would have been a very unicorn. Mailmade.

No, fuck, no. I need some guy going through my clothes. I have a male maid. Old Hispanic. I want an old Hispanic lady. I'm a little bit. They'll kill it. They'll kill it.

You do it faster. Yeah. Just sweep everything on it literally under it. Under the bed. You'll be like, this is not clean. How is it not clean? How is it not clean? Yeah.

Yeah, it's like, well, that it is. Fuck I'm getting money. You can even fucking scares you. You're like, all right. All right. Yeah, this is boo. Um, so you're, um, so you're, your roommate thing um here's the thing there usually when it comes to these situations there's

somebody who is kind of more in charge like the person who's responsible for paying the rent and all that stuff if that's you you have more say in how things are rent and and say for example uh well look it man i'm barbaric i'm thinking this from my perspective that person would have an ultimatum easy it's like hey if you don't stop doing this you're fucking out but here's the problem if If you're the tag along, if you're not the person money in the show, you're kind of fucked. Yeah, you got to, yeah, I don't know. You just got to, that's so, that's so barbaric. Well, it's, like that's so like, I wouldn't do that with a partner.

No, if someone asks you, if someone asks you to it, like, hey, dude, you're shitting and it's funking up the whole house. Yeah. Please close the door. To say no to that is so. What are you? What are you? Here's something that I... It's demonic. Here's something that I never understood

that I've lived with a lot of people and I feel like there's something that... Okay, the bathroom is a designated room for shitting and that's where you want... You close the door and you want... You want the shit to remain in that area. Yeah. See, but one thing that a lot of people do,

when they're done, they leave the door wide open so then the shit spreads throughout the place. You don't do that. You keep it closed. No, but there's a lot of people that are... See, look it. They're... their brains are fucked because they think, oh, it smells in here. I need to air it out. And I'm like, you're, this is the room that is designated to stink.

And now if you leave the door wide open, that fucking smell. But this is the problem. Open the fucking window. People see, some bathrooms don't have. Or the, or the air. Or the air. But the thing is, close it over. You don't have to, you don't have to completely close it.

At least close it. I'm more of a person that I'll just completely close it. It's fine. But like, if at the very least close it over to where it's, almost close. But people swing it wide open because they're like, oh, this thing needs to air out. And I'm like, why?

Why does it need to arrow? This is the place. Windows. Plenty. We had bathrooms that didn't have windows. Plenty of them don't because they're not positioned to be in. Oh, no, the one that wasn't. Okay.

They're not positioned in an area of the house to not have a window. Yeah, the Olive one didn't have windows. The Glendale one didn't have a window. If it doesn't have a window, if it doesn't have a window, it's required to have one of those fan things. Because if you don't have one of those fan things, you're just going to get mold in a bathroom. them. Like you have to have. You have to have a window or fan, either or.

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I don't think the The Avalon one had a window either. Mine doesn't have a window. That's the one thing I didn't. That's the only thing. I wish I did have a window because I prefer them, but I didn't. It just wasn't positioned. This is the first bathroom in an apartment that I've had that has had a window. Nice. Yeah. But like, look, man.

Actually, no, I don't think any of mine have had windows. I think the one that you live in with Joe maybe, I think. Not mine. Are you sure? Oh, not yours, yeah, yeah. But the main one did, yeah. Yeah, it's like if it's positioned to have a window, it will.

But then if it's not, it just can't. Yeah, yours didn't. Because it was in that weird corner. Like, imagine, like, just chopping through all the fucking, take reach to the outside to make some crazy tunnel. There's a window. Breaking through it. Through, like, other apartments?

Yeah. Like, all right, cool. There's a window from your bathroom into somebody else's apartment. Someone else is the point. You just look at him. Oh, there he goes. You're shitting again. I better air it out into this person's living room.

Let me air it out. It's a destroying another person's fucking house. Yeah, no, dude, this is a fuck situation. It's a totally fuck situation. I would take this, I would sue this guy. Just talk to that person if they don't agree and start doing fuck shit to him. Look, it kind of comes out of this. Because I really, if it bothers you that much, like, if you're not, if you're not in control of the situation, then you need to remove yourself from the situation.

It's as simple as that, like, because I wouldn't be able to live with somebody like that. Because first of all, I hate smelling other people's shit. Like, I absolutely hate that. So it's one of those things for- That feels so, that's such a reasonable thing to ask someone is like, hey, would you mind like not coming on my door and they're like, no, fuck you. It's what I do. It's part of my routine.

Are you trying to make me feel uncomfortable? Like, I don't know you very well. Like, we're living together. And I feel like you're not being a good roommate. It's like, dude. You're coming on my door knob. When I come home from work, I touch your come. That's crazy.

But yeah, this is what I do, man. That's a meet. I was cheap, dude. I was raised this way. Sorry. That's a meat. You pay cheap rents like, yeah. But not to be sexually harassed.

I don't know, man. It's not sexual harassment at all. It's not. It's just part of my routine. I'm not doing anything. It comes on you while you're talking. Bro, what the fuck? Sorry, man.

Sorry, dude. I'm a fucking free comer. I told you. It was on the fucking bill. Freecomer. It was on the fucking. What are the people? The Craigs.

It's all Craigslist, free-comers. I'm a free-comer. Listen, the rent's $100 a month, but I come everywhere when I want, no matter what, no one can stop me. If you're in the room, I will come. On you, maybe. Maybe on you, maybe on your dog, maybe on whatever it is that you own, maybe inside your appliances. Maybe I'll open up your controller. I will come in your room because that's your fucking place.

Yeah, I'm not a monster. But everywhere else is a free fucking game. I respect your autonomy. You really have to shake. and then you're going and there's come all over the toilet seat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would drive me. I would turn into the...

It spells out L-O-L-L. I would turn into the, like, the Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde. I would turn into the Mr. Hyde version of Kingston. If I experienced that, and I would lose my mind. That's a level of anger to where I'm, I'm emotionless. Like, you ascend, like, the outburst because it's too upsetting. It's one of those things where you see something so upsetting, you kind of just walk away because you can't...

There, I can't, if I legitimately saw that, it would, I would pack up my shit. I would leave immediately. Because there's, there's nothing more upsetting. I would change my clothes. There's nothing more upsetting than if I saw come on my toilet seat because I am a, I am a safe. My shit has, my toilet seat has to be, I sanitize it all, every time I use it. Like, I overcorrect. I overdo it.

Like I, I overdo it. But I, my shit is a sanctuary. And I Mine was my sanctuary I fucking Was it was Look I got I got new candles in it I got a poopery

Like I do I fucking It's it's my shit is on lock And and when I have people come in And if they were to disrespect my fucking Dude I miss The only thing I miss about being single Is having the ability to take a shit

Without someone walking in That shit breaks your spirit I don't understand that like she just isn't bothered by it and I'm like girl get the fuck out I want to to the point that when I really need a moment I lock it well I want to I need to get said I'm like go away well I lock it always I don't always lock it because it's like well it's a force to habit for me for me what happened is that I pretty much had my own bathroom when I live the other guys it doesn't have to lock it yeah I'll go in there and shit myself but like

like I go in no shit my bed she's like going to go in a bathroom I'm shit your bathroom, shit my pants, then take them off, and then leave them in there. Leave them in there. You know, it's funny, you know, out of the billions of people that live on this earth, there are some freaks that do that. They go into their bathroom to shit themselves. And they're like, what's the problem? Like, what's the problem?

Looks like I got my golden ticket to the chocolate factory because they just shit themselves. That's the word. I don't understand people like that. like the you know those diaper wearing people and shit like that shitting yourself is the most it's not even animal because animals don't like when they do it they do not shit themselves they get mad when they do it so like if you shit yourself and you're fine with it you should be put the sleep because you can't you can't be allowed to breed to

yeah you're yeah you're wired you're just above like the deviancy of a pedophile like you're just above it like there's nothing worse than the pedophile than right above is people that shit there's pedophiles there's rapist and then there's you. Okay. And then there's, yeah. There's you. Then there's people who willingly shit themselves because that's what it's talking about. If you actually shit yourself, okay, it happens.

Most of people have been there, you know, what have been there, you know? People, some people have irritable bowel syndrome and all. Like, yeah, you know. If she was sick, she coughed shatterself. I mean, she told me and I was like, girl, you are fucking hilarious. You're six years old, man. You probably have a weird diet. Probably have way too much sugar. Oh, no, no, no. I'm talking about she was like an older girl. She was like, she went to school. Wait, I think you said six years old.

One of my friends. No, no. She's, I miss her. She was very sick, though. She was generally, like really sick.

Oh, so she was an adult? Yeah, but that's, I think that's where you get the past when you're actually fucking sick. Well, see,

that's the only, my only time is shitting myself as an adult. I was extreme, at extreme food poisoning. Yeah. So I literally shat myself all sleeping and I woke up to it. I woke up to like,

one of my friends, uh-oh. One of my friends farted, shat himself, use the socks, his ass cleaned himself, and then just threw his underwear away. He threw it away.

Came home. just like he came on me he was like bro see people are too I need a day off people are too comfortable with that like I feel like they're your your bowels if you have a connection with their bowels you're like you're like oh I'm a sneak one out I'm a sneak one out I'm like no like you

should be able to tell there's a risk I'm like there's a risk factor even I won't even do 80 20 I won't even do that I definitely I definitely not I'm really risky for the biscuit if I'm trying to fart tired knowing my girl Lily if I'm doing like one of the like I want your day to be

bad farts like I'm gonna fart to make you upset daddy that it that but you can tell you can feel like this is a risky one I don't I don't have that and this is more of a this is the me thing it's kind of doing two others thing because I like one of my friends I grew up with he was one of those monsters like you'd clear out a room and like we literally leave early like we'd be hanging out of his house and we'd leave early because it'd be so bad because that motherfucker was very big dude eating a lot of eggs and shit and so because of experiences like that I'm like I empathize with like I try not to do that like I'm not it's it's nice being in like a bigger apartment now that I meant because like since we occupied like a smaller room it's like it's

unavoidable if if you're trying to fucking bust ass I'm like oh like it's on you're gonna you're gonna fucking crop dust the entire place is fucked up make somebody else upset but I do I do it too upset yeah you do it specifically and spite yeah absolutely you're a cool person please stop and I'm like Please stop. She's pleading. She's pleading. She's pleading and you're laughing. She says, please stop.

And I'm like, I'm there holding my stomach because I'm hurting myself. These are premature farts at best. You're like, prunes, fucking broccoli. I can compress my intestines. I'm evolved. All right. Let's get her. Let's just get three more.

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Neeson as the lead? Are you just as confused as me? I did know this, and I'm not surprised at all. Is Liam Neeson funny? In the exact way that you would... In the exact way that Liam Neeson is. Like every time that... Or in the exact way that...

What's his... Leslie Nielsen. Yeah. Their names are like weirdly kind of It is kind of, I think that's why they chose him. Leslie Nelson was the guy in the naked gun guy. He was also a scary movie three as the president. Oh, yes. Yes, yes. So there's like a deadpan.

There's a deadpan thing going on with Liam Neeson where like just asking him to do a funny thing and but play it straight is hilarious. There's a couple of instances where I think there was, I didn't watch any of the TED movies or the Ted show. So I don't know which one this is from. But there's a scene where he's just buying tricks. at like at a supermarket that like ted is working at and like he's just asking it's like is this is it okay if i buy these is it okay because i hear in the advertisements that it's only for kids and it's dumb as fuck but like he plays it so seriously that it becomes hilarious and there's another thing that they did with ricky jervais and um and the the little the the the little person

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because I don't really know how many people are funny in that way where asking them to do things seriously makes it funnier. I feel like there's not really many people like that and Liam Neeson is probably one other people like that. Do you think like the dynamic is going to be maybe he's not really?

Because like Lizley was, Leslie was, well, they were both completely stupid, right? They got sillier as they went on, but like, the first naked guns, like, kind of, like, he's playing it like a real actor. And that's what's funny about him specifically, because Leslie Nielsen came from, like, soap operas.

Yeah. So he would, like, he would act very seriously. But, like, he was giving, like, these gravitas to, like, these dumb fucking jokes and these stupid lines. I thought you guys were talking about what you call it, the other one. Yeah, because you're uncultured. What was it? The, the

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There's no connection between them right? Not even slightly They're the only connection from the same fucking period of time The only connection is There's I guess A prominent white actor and a prominent black actor.

There's a black and white actor in both of them. There are both black people and white people in both those movies and their movies. Yeah, the only similarity is that most of the key people in those movies are now dead. Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram 1500 Big Horn crew cab four by four for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title. license extra. No security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM, 5722 for lease details. Requires dealer

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Got OJ too, I guess. Yeah, they got them. At first, when I heard this, I thought, like, that's a little weird, but then I remembered, like, those, the few times that I've seen, Liam Neeson be funny, it is in the way that, like, it is in that way. So it's like, okay, cool. I just feel like. It'd be weird, though. It would be weird adjusting to that.

Nobody asked for this again. Yeah. No. It's one of those things where I did, there are some things that they keep remaking that I just don't understand. Are we out of the remake phase? The remake phase kind of over now, right? No, no, we're not. Yeah, we're not even close. No, it's still no, it's still, sequels and remakes still bring in the most money. So it's still a thing where, you know, people ask for originality, but people don't go see that shit. Yeah. Like Furiosa. Everybody's like, you know, the United States.

Like, oh, it was a really good movie. Nobody fucking saw it, though. Yeah. Nobody knew was, because it didn't have Mad Max. Because the thing was like, it's, you need Mad Max in the title. It would, uh, it would help a lot. But also, did you see it?

Did you see Ferriosa? No, I haven't, I haven't been. It came out around the time I was moving and shit. So I want to see it because I love the mad, I mean, oh, I love Fury Road. I fucking love Fury Road. I'm just over on your screen. I enjoy being in everything.

She's in a lot of shit lately. Yeah. Dude, I need to like, yeah, you need a break from her. You kind of, oh,

you need a break for her? He's in a lot. He's in a lot of stuff. I've seen a lot of movies. She's definitely, almost all of them. I'm like, yeah,

she's definitely like, uh, one of the main players because we're, I was just talking about this yesterday, um, about, I was at the laundromat and some fucking random chick had a dog and then we're talking about movies because she was like a writer or some bullshit or something.

And we were talking about like, oh, who's going to be the, Who's the next up the AIS actors? And we were thinking about that because I was like, who's going to be like the new, the fucking, the,

the, the, the, the, the, the, this generation, Christian Baylor. We got,

we got the, we got Timothy Shalameh. Uh-huh. We got Florence Pugh, Sandia. Um, it would be Tom Holland if he liked acting, but clearly he doesn't really like it that much.

He's like, I'd rather just chill and play golf and soccer with my family and like, yeah, he's not, I respect him a great deal. That interview was a wildly good interview. Like the most humanizing interview I've seen from a famous person in a long time. That was a while ago that interview.

But like I just, I pretty like it's like, yeah, I did a bunch of great movies and I'm just gonna relax. I'm gonna just chill. He's like, I empathize so much. I would absolutely do the same thing.

If I did three Spider-Man movies and I was just set, I'd be like, yeah. He's too much money. Yeah. You're good. Yeah, why would I? For someone as young as him too?

Yeah. Like he has. the freedom of being really rich at a young age and not having to worry about his future right now. He's exactly what... He just gets to chill. He's exactly what all three of us would do for sure because we've...

I actually mentioned this yesterday too. I said, I just want a pile of money and then I will play video games to my eyes bleed. That's all I want to. I actually don't like... I want to fuck around with music. But again, you have so many games

that are like 50 hours plus. I need more time. I would love... I would just travel and shit, man. I would go. Yeah. I would drive around a country. I'd travel with the steam deck.

I would travel with a steam deck. That's actually perfect. I would take my, I would take my friends places. I'd be like, you guys don't want to go on a trip somewhere. Like, what do you mean?

Like, let's just go to fucking. That's why all the thousands of homeless listeners, man, you need to give us a couple bucks, man. You gotta give us a couple bucks so we can go. Stop being pussy and give us your money, so we can go travel and play video games.

Give me your welfare, nigga. Give me your fucking welfare, buddy. I'm over it. I actually do just want to make, uh, make, like, crazy video stuff.

Yeah. Like, really crazy. Like, I want to be able to, like, rent out, like, a fucking insane place and film some stupid shit. I want to be able to rent, like, the fucking Smithsonian and film dumb shit in there. Yeah, I feel like... You know what I mean? Like, like, Mr. Beast money?

I want, like, like, I like what he's doing, like, with, like, grandiose shit, but it's also not for me. So I wish I'd, I'd, I'd, give that money to you, I'd be on board. Because it would be, like, interesting. I would, I would... Yeah, I wouldn't be like, I put a dog in a blender for 40 days. And I didn't turn it on once.

And the dog eventually turned into liquid. And it's like, what? Just being in the machine. The dog slowly is just melting. That's fucking crazy. What kind of Eldridge blender is that? No, it's just a blender. That's like something you'd get at like one of those, one of those.

Weird. In between like reality distorting supermarket to go to. Yeah, exactly. It's like those, like when the devil has like a shop or something and it's got like. Yeah, it's like the, you ever. What I've been to an Sine on TV store? Yeah. I think that's what like those are.

It's like that but like Kitchy and cursed. Yeah. It's like here is the blender. Here's a non-stick spatula. But the twist is that it's when you pick it up, it's six to your hand forever. You can never put it down. He just has your hand now. Yeah.

But it's, but it is it is non-stick. I'm like, you fucking demonic cunt, you fuck my life. All the stick has to go somewhere. I feel like that. And he runs off and he runs right in the traffic. That is legitimately Mr. Bees' new business venture. He's cursed items. That would be a...

I would watch that, to be fair. I would watch a show all about Mr. Bees somehow... Because he has enough money to, I think... It's almost like how Iron Man makes up for the lack of magic with insane science that essentially is magic. Yeah. Like, I feel like Mr. Bees... It literally is. Mr. Bees could find a way, I think, to...

Even though there are no curses. He could somehow buy curses into existence. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can pay the money to have scientists end up doing life. Here's irradiated air. And you're like, what the fuck? It would be like, okay, here's a, I don't know, just something. Okay, here's a weight.

Here's like a pill that's going to make you really attractive or whatever, right? And like it's like there's some science shit about it. It's going to make you really attractive. But nobody is going to love you. And so you, and so, What you do is like he just pays everyone around him to not love it. That's amazing. You know,

or he gives somebody a pill that makes them really, really, really, intelligent, but also gives them crippling autism. Cripple. Like to the point that like if you move a pen in their vicinity, they freak out. Like they could solve,

they could solve the mysteries of the universe, but they can't possibly convey it to you. Yeah. Because their social skills are too bad. Like, a surgeon. There's something. I am a surgeon. What are you trying to say?

You're not a surgeon. What are you saying? I could save this person's life. You can't save anything. You can't even talk a full sentence. What's the matter? Is little Timmy stuck in the well? He's like,

you know why? They should have a last year review, but it's just a profoundly autistic kid. That is amazing. I love how last you. It's a cowardly dog are pretty much the same show. Yeah, kind of. I hate the...

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That is crazy. That is crazy. You know, there's, dude, there's people, there's gooners that are, that have shit on lock like that for sure. If I was, if I had the, if I had the kind of computer I have now as a young boy. Oh, it's crazy, man. Oh, no.

I would have been so fucked up for sure. I would have not, I would have not stopped. Dude, the bandwidth and the speed is that's the difference. The bandwidth of the speed that can mean is the fact that like everyone's naked now. Like it's, it's insane. From 15 to 18, I had my own room entirely. And that's the hot spot years too. Bro.

It would have been over. I would have had it in my room. My grandmother would have had to break into my room. rule from the cum crusted around I would have I would have I would have looked like those those chargers from Leff or Dead with like the one skinny arm Like I was so strong

On one side specifically We're lucky that we've missed that because yeah Yeah The sheer goonery bro It would have trapped me for sure I would have died I would have windows that have open Of simultaneous porn I would have the two monitors I'd have them both blur

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That is hardcore gooting And like I'm gonna come myself into a state of cross-eyed I think I would have definitely I would be 100% a different person I think I would be I think I would be hopelessly addicted To like the way that you see

Some of those fucking insales it'd be way worse. Yeah. That age of your life, you should not be allowed to have a computer. Oh, no. Because it's dangerous.

That's the thing I'm worried about. If I have a kid, I'm like, how do you fucking manage that shit? Beat him up. I guess he has to? You have to punch him in the head? You got to talk to him about it.

If you catch your son, listen, oh, anybody listening. If you catch your son watching porn, punch him in the throat and in temple. Yeah. That's 100%.

Oh, ah. I feel like you have to have. I feel like you have to... You gotta talk to them, man. You can say it's like the dark side or it. Get him in the Star Wars or some shit and be like, dude, that's the fucking dark side right there. Yeah.

And hopefully they're not like dark side rules, you know? Nice. I love Darth's, I like how he's got red skin, but it's not offensive. Yeah. I want Darth Mall porn. That's insane. I want Darth Ball with two big tits, one real small, though. In comparison to the other.

You got everything. Jesus Christ. He got everything. thing out of him. That's just a picture anyone can look at it. He's got two dicks. Darthenal, big kiddies, he's asynchronous nipples. That's only on

one monitor, dude. He has two keyboards. He's got a neural link and he's streaming it directly into his fucking brain. Hell yeah, dude. And he still has the sound on full blast. He doesn't need to have the sound on. He wants everybody to hear what he's watching. That's the thing about that stuff too, man. It's like if you could like just make

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and I can have sex in this video game and it's real? I'm jacked in. I'm in the matrix. I don't, I would, I would fight it for a while. I'm Cyrus. When I was Cyrus, put me in the matrix. Put me in the fucking matrix. I would jump in so quick.

Put me in the matrix. I would, I withhold for a while because I don't want to experience life because I know, like, hey, when life starts getting annoying, when this bitch starts making me angry, I can fucking go in there and have a great time. Yeah, going to VR. Yeah. So this is what I picture.

You play co-op with the monkeys that have the chips in their head already, like the ones that Elon's been killing? Oh, the neuro-lick, the neuriling ones? Elon's been killing. There's a video of him. There's a really grainy cell phone video of him. I think it's like a Motorola razor or something. I don't know why they still have it.

But they were recording him, and he's literally shoving a computer into the skull of a monkey. Yeah. And it gets in there. And he doesn't understand. The first generation of the... It's the first generation. He's like...

Yeah. It's just a PC that he's trying to shove into a monkey's ears. He's like, why isn't it working? Like he gets it in, but the monkey's head blows up moments later. He's struggling, but he's like, why isn't working? Why isn't it working? What's going on? And he's so much stronger than he should be.

The monkey's like fighting back. It's a chimpanzee and it's fighting back, but it can't get away. It has no chance. It's funny you say that because there actually is some footage that they on earth. Because like, you know, they start. I started putting the chips in them. Yeah. And like that.

So the, the videos are disposing the monkeys. Yeah. But it's actually weird because, you know, usually you like, you would, yeah. So normally you would like euthanize monkeys easily. But so what they did was Elon Musk is Elon Musk. So he had a giant mallet.

And he would do like, I don't know if he plays, I don't know if he plays soul caliber in the astralon or astrolith or whatever that. That big guy with the axe, he spins around. And essentially it's relatively the same. Yeah. So like you on my twirling with a mallet In a room full of

In a room Full of you Full of a You fucking almost got me You stupid bitch You stupid I fucking hate He just twirling and smacking their heads off The idea of Elon must spinning

And slapping a monkey in a back of the head And its brain eyes And don't comes out of its face And him covered in blood calmly as possible. Bring me more monkeys. And then like you just, you know,

then they start, they start over. They get the new batch of chips. You go, because it's time, time for the next batch. I would love the idea that mistakenly bring in a few children.

Oh, they bring it to a few little kids. And Elon can't tell the difference. Yeah, he's just, oh. The kid's like, please don't hurt me.

And he's like, wow, this one's smart. Well, I guess this one's working. The neural thing works. I'll call you Caesar. I'll call you Caesar.

And then like, the kid stops talking, talking, because, you know, it's just petrified and shit. And he's like, oh, I guess it's not working anymore. It's effective. It's planet of the apes. It's planet of the apes, but it's just a kid.

It's just a regular kid. And no one, no one is aware. Everybody thinks like, whoa, monkeys are getting smart. It's like, I'm a, uh, uh, uh, huh? I'm a human. Like, so they have like, you know, how Elon does these press conferences and shit. And he's like, here, there's the first. The hyper-intelligent ape.

And everybody else is like, this little kid has. Everybody else. Everybody's clavis, like, whoa, whoa. Faintly in the background, you're, that's my fucking son. That's my son. He has no clothes on there, pulling him by the galee.

He's like, security, deal with this woman. You can't do with this woman. Youth and I serve. Turn her into a Tesla. He just lifts his finger. He just lifts his finger. She levitates and he Tesla's her.

He's like, ah. He has a machine that can tour, that turns people. people in the Tesla fire. Turn her into a Tesla coil. Cyber truck. Cyber truck. She's a cyber truck.

She's a cyber truck now. But it has skin. Bones snapping, screaming. Bolt turning into metal and tire and leather. Anybody watching this right now, go find a cyber truck. Take it. If you can fit in an x-ray machine,

fit it in one. You'll see. a heart. You'll see a beating heart. You'll see bones. You'll see capillaries. All the things you expect to see. When you see the whales, like the,

you see the fucking knees and the hands and their bands and shit. Like, I love that idea. I love that lore for him. Every single one. Every Tesla. I've been in a lot of people because a lot of people

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I mean, I've been all in human bodies too. Hey, oh. Hey, oh. Not all I've been alive, but I've been in them. I've been in them. I've caught many diseases, but I'm still here. I'm still kicking. I got so many they cancel each other.

Could you imagine having so many diseases? It just becomes torment. Remember that episode of freaking of Simpsons? He has everything. If you get through the door and they can't get through the door so he's immortal because of it. He literally had everything. I think even something like irritable pregnancy or whatever.

He's like, uh, yeah, a little bit. Yeah, some bullshit. Like he literally had every disease. Every single disease. He has so many diseases he's immortal because they're all trying to fight for killing him. That shit's great. All right. You guys want to get the fuck out of here?

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I've seen him do this. I've seen him stock people and wait outside their houses. Yeah. It's insane. I'll just be there. You'll shoot me and I'll disappear the moment the bullet gets near me. But then I'll be right back as soon as the bullets go. What is that?

There is something like that In a game where you like attack somebody And they disappear but then they come right back Damn Wesker What are you fucking? Damn no it's somebody Damn I don't know what it

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He likes Carlach. That would be his partner. He's stuck in. I can't remember Baldish case, really. That's why you can send them both to hell with each other. Well, no, you can do that, but I mean.

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Yeah, yeah, exactly. Why he's there. Yeah, yeah. It would be like... It would be like... Yeah, just go. I'm there from Carla. I want to get a twilight tattoo.

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He ate sandwiches, big fucking deal. He'd hold those big pants and he'd look like he's panicking and shit. And I'm like, what is this? He scared you found out about his kid porn and we did, bro. It all loops back around. He knew he was like, I'm putting my face all over everything. And I have kids in my basement. This is not a good idea.

That's so crazy. He had 80,000 children in his basement. Did you know that? What is he the fucking? They literally open the door. They opened the door and kids start spilling out like a wave. Yeah. He had a 700 square foot house too.

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But like have been said before And then there's other things that I'm certain have not. Like what? The Vince DeVin. I don't think anybody else has talked about, I really don't think there's another soul on this planet who's talked about Paul Rubin's coming so hard at the back of someone's head that it knocks their glasses off. You know what I mean?

I don't imagine that that conversation is over. Or the Majin or the Majin Seal. Lajun seal. There's no chance that's the idea of, we were talking about it yesterday, right? You were playing destiny. You're like, imagine the Majin N-word. And the idea of like, the idea of some random dude from like Detroit is becoming Maginified.

And then he's running around just causing. No, what was it that we were talking about? And Arthur Morgan knowing about that. Arthur Morgan understands like, well, it looks like Majin seal is at it again. It's like the wizard looks like Arthur Morgan understands. He gets it. He gets it. He's like, looks like the wizard Bobbitties at it again.

Come on, Lenny. Let's go do it. Let's go get out of here. John's like, what the fuck are you talking about? He's like, you don't know the wizard bobbyty, son of Bibbidi? Come on, keep up. There's heavy margin activity over here. We got to get out.

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Martin. He kills him. He's been absorbing everybody in Chandonee, Martin. He took Bill Williamson, Arthur. He took Bill. He got to go get Bill. Can you imagine a Mijin version?

version bill like he absorbs bill and then he turns into like a version of bill and he sucks he's fucking horrible yeah it's like mahj and mica too oh god that's just that's like mccia would be a fucking planet mustard easily would turn into modgum for sure you're like yeah do it yeah he's why am i surprised you sold your soldier sold of mongin to bobbyty he's like i don't know but all i know is that you're gay you're gay you're gay you're gay you're gay you're gay you're He just immediately That's what happened That's what happened

If you go back and you look at If you look at Mike his head There's an M on his head Because he's been Maginified That true son The idea that that looped back Well let's go take care of him off and boo You ready Marcus?

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I tried to save it, but I actually have been it worse. No. No. No. Why did you do that? God damn it. Okay. Okay.

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I saw it like skipping. I took it. I was like, no, no. I mean, I pushed it. The idea of that all being the same loop around is crazy. The reason why Arthur was lying there in the first place is because he had just fought Majin Micah. But Majin Micah, Maja accused him of being gay, and it made him so distraught. And he lost.

He lost that fight. He couldn't beat him. And he fought him. And then Dutch james. shows up after all that. He's gay, Dutch. He's gay.

He's gay. He's a true author. He's like, you're not worried about the fact that you're facing a majean right now. Is that Margin retard over there? That Margin' Lenny still dies. Mijin Leni dies the exact same way. This is so stupid,

but I really love the idea of like a Majin anybody. Like that isn't from Dragon Ball. It's like how you put space on anything. Space word. Who would be the funniest modgian you could think of genuinely? Well, I mean, it's pretty,

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They were like at, they're at some concert or some shit. He's gone. Do you see that? What happened? So there's some footage was circulating around. It's pissed me off because I try to find more of it, but everyone's like, oh, Hunter Biden.

I was like, I don't care. I don't fucking care about the co-lead. I don't care. I just want to see more Biden loses fucking mind. And so there's a concert going on. Everyone's clapping. Kamala Harris. They're all clapping.

And Biden's like, he's literally in space. He is just like. The lights are not on it. He's dead. He's dead. It's really sad. Like there's a heart hurt a little bit. There's a drone above him with like strings.

It's not doing well. I got, no, he starts doing a pinocchio. He starts fucking, I got no strings. See, I would feel good. He starts doing the like, when you go like, you know, he's like, wow, how impressive. I got no strings on me. I got no strings, Arthur. And then the fucking thing just malfunctioning.

Arthur, use the death ball, John. Arthur used the death ball, John. Arthur, use the death. He's going crazy. That's a crazy thing to say. Arthur, use the death ball, John. Oh my God. We got to keep going.

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I'm not going to try to go on a tangent, but I just want to say, I think extra ammo we can make a, like, Dragon Ball Redemption. 2 or something. That'd be good. Like Dragon Ball Redemption, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah, yeah. I like that. I like that idea. We gotta worry about the most of the margin of it. All right. My freedom spread... Wait, my freedom spreads her democracy

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Is it like a fucked up one? No, it's literally, it's just, it's completely, it's completely, ironic. Yeah,

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I feel like we should know this is where we're adults that we've lived on earth enough to probably know this. I think it's just, but. I think it's just bone. I don't think. I think they're teeth. I think it's bone. I don't think it's teeth. I think it just sounds so stupid that we're even speculating.

I'm sorry. I'm just like, I feel like. I think they're fingers actually. Yeah. Yeah, no, actually, you figured it out. You're right. I'm on fucking, what you go. You're right.

I put that on YouTube. I was like, Art Tusk teeth on YouTube. Put in our tusk fingers. What comes, what is the auto fill results for our tusks? Oh, yeah. What is that? They are teeth. Are they teeth?

Yeah. Massive teeth that protrude well beyond the mouth of elephants. Wait, who's saying? Is it the AI saying that? No, just said, too. Shut up. Are they teeth, really? Yeah, their teeth.

That seems not right. Because they come off their mouth, I'm pretty sure. We just don't. I guess so. Yeah. I guess never miss close enough to see their mouths. I guess when I think of tusks, I think of horns, but I guess they're not the same. Because I know horns are like the same fibers.

You're like your nails. It's like the. Yeah, they're like nails and hair. Yeah. So yeah, yeah, they're massive teeth. Okay. Okay. Yeah.

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He's gay for you So here's the issue with that right Everybody hates that thing Why they hate it? And so here's the people, some people were like, you guys didn't consider that maybe people just don't know Red Dead Red Dead Red Dead Redemption. And maybe that's why they don't think it's funny. And then it's like, yeah, that's probably true. It's probably fair.

That's actually a good point. But unfortunately now, this has been referenced like 17 times today. And so this is here to stay. I'm sorry. This is one of our jokes. But this is here now. I showed Lily that shit and she was like, this is the dumbest thing ever. And I was like, it's funny because he's not gay.

I feel like we started to get everybody to say it. We were like at your place the other day. We were just like mentioning it. What did she say? We just kept like throughout the day. It's like if something, if something, if anything happens, it's like, oh man, I dropped my phone. And I'd be like, no, why'd you do that? It's starting to spread now.

I love it. I got to be honest, I probably the other night, I watched it 20 times. I was, I was, like, exhilarated. I was really, like, just so amused, but I was really just examining everything, just the cadence. The second time Arthur goes on his rant, at the very end,

he kind of starts, like, slurring a little bit. Like, he's like, you know, he's like, oh, don't do him, please. Because he's fading from this, when he says, don't listen to him, he's like, it's smashed together.

Oh, listen. Like, it's so, I was like, I was laughing so hard. I'm like, this is way better. than it like it's we think it's so much funny than it actually isn't sure but like it's just so funny

it kills us the way Micah kind of hobble like yeah he's like he's like he's a goblin he's even he starts off going he's gay Dutch

he's like snarling it's like H and then he he's gay Dutch he's so barely human in that that's what I love about it all right it's here to stay A sad guy from Michigan

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Absolutely Why Dude if I was Dr. Frankenstein Fucking the monster Would look very different The monster would have tits on its face a woman. Well, it would totally.

Well, to be a woman, I'd be fucking. To be fair. Yeah. Frankenstein wasn't trying to make a monster. Like the point was he was trying to make a person, like a normal guy. That is, but see, that's why that's where he fucked up. I'm like, what I would have made a woman. If we, if we were Frankicstein.

It's a little s, a little suss that he made a guy. Yeah. I would have made that bitch. It made a woman with just huge, like an unreasonably huge. I would have taken every best piece from every woman I murdered and. That's great. He's gay, Igor. He's gay.

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Oh, he's gay. Oh. The first thing he says, the first thing he says, it's alive. Oh, he's gay. The idea of Frankenstein being homophobic is crazy. That's why he's afraid of fire. He's a flame. He's flaming.

Yeah, he's flamed. Could you imagine you put a homosexual in front of him? He does the same thing. He lurches. He lunges backwards at the side of a rainbow. Lundges. I'll just, I'll put the,

his brain is from the 80s. I like him. So that's why he doesn't like it. I like him a lot. Would you like it? Would you like a job at Daily Wire? Oh my God. It's the brain of a Daily Wire plus subscriber.

And he didn't know. He's like, no, I thought he was a regular guy. Blacks. No. Oh. Scary. Minority. What about?

What about closed borders? Ooh, la, la, la, la. I lose. Yes. Lous. Homophobic Frankenstein has to be a movie we made. Homophobic Frankenstein. Just a bigoted, Frank.

Frankenstein's bigoted monster. Yeah. And then he learned, does he learn a lesson at the end? He just gets more racist. He gets way more tolerant. He gets a sword by it. His racism gets a sword. Oh.

So he doesn't like, he doesn't have his worldview shifted by like some guy going like, you freaking stinger get the hell out of here. Yeah. Oh, like he forgets that. Yeah. He's a minority. Yeah. Now I know what it feels like.

No. I'm better than them still. Yeah. He doubles. He doubles. No, no. He sees his face finally. No.

That of a black man It's that scene from Quantum Leap. Yeah. I'm black. I'm retarded. No, it's literally that scene. It's not.

Dude, that scene is so funny. The fact that that was in a movie is crazy. It's a show. It's a show. It's a show. Quantum Leads a show, man.

It was a, it was a show that a lot of parents, you know, what do you call it? What do you call it? Yeah, I was like, of their generation.

What are you called? Parents again? The Gen Xers and probably like the, but anyway, yeah, they, they watch that show. I just love how completely unproblematic. I love that shit. Like they watch that shit and they're just like, oh, oh, wow. And now we're laughing her asses off. Like, yo, look what he said.

Dude, the idea of him, we're like, wait, what? He thought he was so cool. That's what's crazy. He was like, what? Looks in this mirror. I'm retarded. It just shows to do it with Down Central.

It just shows a Down Central guy. I'm like, oh, man. That is such an iconic piece of television. It's amazing. Dude, there's a, there's a, there's a commercial. Because, you know, I'm going to say this as a, as a food, this was a food. And it was multiple things, but in England, uh, faggots, right? And like, there's this commercial of this guy.

I think he's an actor. And it's just, hello, faggot lovers everywhere. Is that real? It's 1,000% real. I thought it meant a bundle of sticks, but I know, I think there's a food. That's named it too, if I'm mistaken. It's like a, it looks like a meatball. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees,

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And it has like stuff in it. I think it has like. Yeah, look for that. Look for that. I'll read the rest of these. My sister does not, she cannot not say that word, bro. Because she's from the UK. She cannot not say that word.

I'm like, dude, chill. She's like, what? Like it's no problem over there. Alaska and Ovalville Trash, Texas Tate of Salad, Young Sheldon thrown from the Empire State. I would love. love to see that. I seem to be falling. A lot faster than I thought I would.

And he hits the ground. And he hits the ground. He's a stain. I love all call me his too. The velocity of this trajectory does not seem to match my, the mass that I have measured of myself up to this point. It's like he breaks apart like, Like a pie

It's like It's like you dumped You ever dump a bucket full of water all at once? I like the idea of him hitting He splashes I like the idea of he's hitting a taxi Then he juice comes out the windows of a tag You know

What's so fascinating about this is like Usually when things are thrown From the Empire State building They don't actually reach the ground Because the building is so wide Sheldon no Sheldon no No

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makes it funny is that he keeps getting faster. Like he doesn't hit terminal velocity. He's still falling quicker. Speaking calmly

in his stupid dumb voice and then just He's falling. This is weird. He's falling and he takes out his phone. Leonard.

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It's a real commercial. Fagot lovers everywhere Sounds like my dad I have a message for you from birds eye Birdsye faggots will appeal to your whole family That's the real? Yeah But they've gone easy on the spice

Because kids don't like them too spicy Apparently I've seen this commercial before Birds I even suggest that people who don't like fagots Could enjoy these They live in hope And then it shows the It shows the

Uh Yeah it could be right And then it's just the That is crazy That is crazy And I'm like People in London town are like Is that really a food?

Yeah What is the food? It's kind of it looks like meatballs Is it is it a brand of thing or it's like a older thing? So it's a it is a type of food like how you would say a burger or something like that It's inconceivable to me But I think it's like a specific mix of stuff like I think it has like beef hard and other stuff like it has beef stuff A lot of salami has beef heartened it to be to be fair

Their food is so bad Like British food Well no Standard food is so While I was there bro I was like I'm so happy I'm around like Caribbean Well they try to keep it traditional

And that's where they fuck up Because like I'll eat fucking fish and chips all day But just give me some fucking spice Fishing chips Like that but like I've had a fish and chips I went to a British pub And a Martija And I was like oh I want to try this out

And I was like it was very traditional So British people probably love that fucking pub It was that. I like how to that? It has no flavor and no taste. I went on a date with the, with the, so it was me and this black chick.

And so we're both on the same level of like, oh, we need spice. And then so we went there and we're like, this fucking sucks, man. I can't, like,

you're in SoCal. I thought you would at least like put some seasoning on it. Yeah, but like, no, my, the pep salt makes my tongue fucking, like,

salt turns my, salt reveals my skeleton. I can't have anything Oh hey so It reminds me of how I'm incest bread Fuck that I like I only like it with my food is seasoned

With rain With rain I fucking hate it Oh my god They have they have like a sauce dip It's just like It's a rain puddle It's just water

He's dipping fish in water It tastes right And you see like them Like the euphoria Oh delicious That's raw He eats And his pants

Start wetting Like you know Like this jeep Yeah And it just starts So delicious So good So, so perfect

Just like mother Used to make it It's delicious Oh yeah You pass me the faggit Huh What's old is then I'm just like

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we'll, you know It's gonna get better every time this is we're getting used to this We're like sains every battle We're yeah

Every battle We get stronger So Wait quick quick quick You played Wudokai 1 right Of course yeah Do you remember that random fact

In Budakai 1 Where like the cut scene Where like Yaj Robi's About the kill Vodita It stab him And then he randomly turned

Super Saiyan when he thinks about how he murdered Napa. That is a moment from Budakai 1. That happens? I don't think that's real. It's not Ken. It's one of the what if stories. You know how Burk had the one-in moment? I actually never did those.

Really? Yeah. So he turns Super Saian on behalf of Napos? He's like, no, I was a warrior. He would never do that. I swear it's, I was like, I remember this. That's crazy. It's also one where Goku beats Vegeta as a Super sane.

When he's great at Virginia, he goes Super sane. And he whoops the fuck out of it. There's a, there's a, there's a, There's a, that's cool. There's a what if stuff in, Sparking Zero too. Does he what if stuff again? Yeah,

because they show like Monson, Vita fighting Super Sand 3 Goku. Ooh. I'm sorry. Oh, and not like, getting the piss beaten out of them. Oh,

he does. He clearly does. Oh, okay. I feel he probably won't. Yeah, yeah. I mean, he was equal with Super Sain 2 Goku, remember?

That was the point that Vigida was so fucking mad about. That was so dishearting. It was so fucking. He was like, this motherfucker. I got brain control. How disheartened for seven years straight. And then this nigga

showed up And was even with me And he toyed with him Like like like Because he lets him Because there's that scene And I've talked about this before Where he puts the rings on him

And Goku's on the fucking like Yeah So he's fighting him as Super Sane 2 He does and hits him with the rock He's just fucking with him And that's the most disheartening thing I think about it I love but he's so fucking mad

When he gets back He's like yo you bitch Like you you had this other He was in heaven He was in heaven watching him Turned Suisse 8 He goes no Why did you do that?

Why'd you do that? No I can't believe me Didn't that to me. To the fuck out of here. We're going to keep going forever. Are you gay for me? Are you gay for me, Vigeter?

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