The Snark Tank - #240: ImAllexx is COOKED

Episode Date: June 25, 2024

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If you're just listening To this episode You will not notice Anything necessarily We For the last several In-person recordings We have gone through

like several different camera setups Several Several different recording styles. Right now we're working with a right now we're working with a live switcher. So right now like I'm currently in charge of it like I'm switching the camera angles live so our editing isn't so crazy because before. Do we know. Do no. Do no.

Yeah. Switchers. Alex, you self-righteous switcher. You switcher. So I don't know. It's it might not. We're figuring this stuff. out still. But, you know, it takes him getting used to.

I got to say, it feels weird to be live editing. Like, I'm kind of very aware of it. But whatever. It's kind of cool, you know. It's kind of, what do you? You're right there, brother? Yeah, I'm good. Yeah.

That was the agonizing image of myself. That's really disturbing. I felt it in my head and I stopped. I was like, I got to, ooh, something's happening. Got to stop. All right. So listen, we got a lot. First thing I want to mention,

First thing, first thing right off the bat, Marvel versus Capcom 2 is back. Yes. It's back. I'm very excited. No, no. It's not Marvell's Capcom 2. It's all back.

Yeah. Yeah, but nobody cared about all the other stuff. Oh, dude, what? So the only one that I care about is Marvel Superhero versus Street Fighter. Yeah, well. Marvel Super Heroes versus Street Fighter because they have the, the hidden characters. They have fucking, uh, they have,

uh, they have, uh, evil Sakura or Sakura. They have... She's black. They have... She's Dominican skinned her. Kind of. Yeah, yeah. She's pretty dark.

They have armored Spider-Man, which is fucking amazing. Oh, they have the silver armor Spider-Man in that name? That's cool as shit. They have Mecca Zangif. I remember Mecca Zangib. Yeah, and they have something... There's a few of them. There's a few hidden characters in there.

I know there's more. I'm so excited. So they have that. And then X-Mort for Street Fighter is cool because it has Cyberakuma. And you can play as him. You can play as him. Sabakul was such a stupid character. It's so cool.

What do you mean? But now I'm a kid. Now I know how to do those combos. Because when I was little I couldn't do the combos correctly. I'm an adult and I can do them now. So it's going to be fucking cool. Now are they going to keep things broken though. That's the thing.

Oh, they have to. Because like there are certain characters like Magneto. Magneto was Morgan. Sentinel. Sentinel is fucking Captain Commando. There's a fucking. Captain Commando. I am so.

I am so you. Captain Commando, now, to be fair, Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3, they started modding in a bunch of people because we started to feel like, oh, it's never going to happen. They're never going to bring back NBC2. You know, they're never going to do it. So they started modding in. They modded in Captain Commando, Cyclops and all these other people. And now that this came back. And I feel like they did it because they could have done it already.

And I feel like they're like, we're leaving money on the table because people are doing all these mods now. They're like, oh, wait, wait, wait, we'll bring it back now. Here's some money. Here, here, or give us some money. And I'm so excited to get destroyed online. Oh, yeah. Because that's what's going to happen. Because you think we're real.

We're not real. We're not going to be like, oh, man, I'm fucking ready to go online. We're going to play one game and get Biden. But you know what? Maybe I just plays with my friends. That's literally exactly. Because that's going to be me with the new Dragon Ball game. I'm going to play for a while.

I think I'm good. Go online. Get molest. You know what, this is a game for when Chris comes over. I'll play this with Chris, I guess. Except we can't do that, really. We can. I'm fine with being high box time chamber.

I'm okay with that. It's so lame. I don't get it. Because I still have a chance to play with my friends. If people come over, because how about time is going to be a big enough stage where I could use other characters. Like if someone comes over to play, we'll just play on that map.

Yeah, I get it. It's unfortunate. It's only that map. I just don't, I just don't get why you would design a fighting game, period, without local play in mind at all. Like, that's like a crazy thing to me.

I think they're going to do it eventually. I'm pretty sure because people are going to complain too much. They're going to have to do it eventually. I know it. I feel like that's kind of the default, though. Yeah, I know. I agree. It's like, I don't know.

We were just talking about like, so we got the switcher right? And then there's one USB port. And it's a USBC. And it's like, okay, I understand that everybody's using the USBC now. It's the fastest one right now. But why only one? It's like there's certain things where you're like just obviously you need more. You need more.

You need variety. And then so it's like decisions like that. You're going to make a fighting game and it's like, who the fuck's going to play locally? Like what do you mean? I just don't buy the excuse. I know about it. He's like, well, hyperbolic time chamber is the only place that we can do it because the destruction is just too much. Like what we're doing with the rest of the game is just too advanced.

I think, I think it's probably true that that's what they do it. But they can always just put a little more time into it and make it better. That's it. Like I feel like that's how it does. design it with the parameters of that, right? They probably designed it like that. Right. But it's not impossible to just be like, just make it a little better.

I guess I just don't believe. Just make it better. The thing is like it says it's a self-shaded fighting game. Have you seen the gameplay? I've seen gameplay. It's a pretty like it's a pretty impressive looking game. The destruction is pretty intuitive. No, but what I'm saying.

But it's not impossible. I agree. There's no, there's nothing about it. When I'm looking at it, there was like, that seems impossible. Like there's nothing, literally nothing about it. It looks. looks so, you could run that on a PS2. You could run that on a PS2.

I don't know. Literally just, if you literally just paired down, just literally pair it. That's what they do for split screen in every game, by the way. This isn't just like a, oh, just for this one, do it. Every time you see split screen,

split screen in any given video game, it, they are, there is a sacrifice to visual quality there. Always. Yeah, I agree, but think of,

think of a game that comes out of Japan, modern time of the split screen game. Right. No, I understand. They don't, they don't, literally, culturally, they don't do that anymore. I understand. I guess for me, it's just like, it's a fighting game. It's dumb.

I agree. It's stupid that it's not that way. I'm on your team for that. But I just think that they're like, oh, this isn't happen anymore. Because we know how Japan companies are. They won't change their infrastructure of their online systems. Well, they're all. Because they're like, why?

Why do that? It works fine here. And it's like, yes, but it's not only for you guys. Right. Where your largest market literally. Well, they don't want to change it. They're an anti-social. But I guess to me, I'm just like, I don't know.

I don't, when I look at that game, I understand like, it's very flashy, but like all of, you can literally pair all of that down and get that running. It is self-shaded. There's no like, it's not like you can see Vigita's pores and shit. Even in that, like when you play a multiplayer, you just start off like relative, like, as you know before you had to look for each other and the old ones like three and two, you'd have to find your opponent, you know? You don't have to do that anymore. Right. You're in front of each other now. And I'm like, why can't, you know, you'd have to find you.

Can't they just make it? I don't know. They can do it. And it's going to happen. I'm sure like within the next like DLC or two is going to be update. I guess the thing that I'm looking at is like the thing that I'm looking at is like visuals can be paired down. I'm looking at like I'm trying to find like a reason why this can't run on the screen. I'm like, oh, it's the physics of like the destruction.

I was like first of all physics. It's not real. It's all canned animations. And even if it was real physics, those things, they don't stay there. They destroy them. They're gone. There's no. There's no, there's just no, there's no real excuse.

It's not Dragon's Dogma where you got to worry about like a bunch of different like AI or like a fallout game where like there's like AI interacting with like different behaviors and shit. The Dragon's dogma leading leading monsters to cities. I did that shit all the time. I made it everybody else's problem. I was like, hey guys, it's up. There's a dragon on the way. Yeah.

I would just fly the fucking to the city. The way that I see it is like people managed to find a way to mod split screen into the campaign of Halo Infinite for four players. And that's like an open world campaign with like AI. interactions and like an actual physics engine to take yeah so there's there's no reason no there's there really I'm thinking of every every game that I've played even like with large maps and stuff and having split screen or something and the game maybe even looks like shit like EDF or something and it's just it's not a fucking issue yeah so I remember like I was in right you can play the whole

game with someone else literally well that's that's that's yeah online but still like you know that whole game rent us for two people yeah I'm like I guess for me but for a single I that would be crazy that's insane like I wouldn't split No one would expect split screen Eldon ring. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah. But like, I don't know, man.

It would be such a terrible time. It would be really bad. It would be pretty terrible. Oh, shit, the DLC comes out. Well, it'll be out. That's right. Tomorrow night, nine o'clock, it'll be out. Is it tomorrow night?

You guys be buying it right away? I have it already. Oh, you've already purchased it. I have it in my cart at, you know, another website. You just get a little money off. So it's like, I just bought it on Sony. That's why I prefer playing on PlayStation. play on then I'm just, oh, you're playing on a console.

The thing is that like my PC, I'm not utilizing it enough because it's such a strong PC. I should just play it on PC. Yeah. I don't, if you, if you invested so much money into a PC, I don't understand why that would it be priority. I played, I played BG3 Mac settings. Of course.

With a ton of mods on it and it runs like a dream. Anyone, look, terrifying. I'll be honest. How good that game looks with it. I'm like, Jesus Christ. Look, look, look. Anyone and look I mean this I mean this sincerely

Anyone I know BG3 came later on Xbox And stuff in there But what the fuck are you doing Why would you play that game on consoles? No like that I'm sorry The experience on console is it's it still looks good On console very good if I'm sure it does

But the Macs settings on PC are wild They are insane and I'm like Jesus Look man I even look look look look playing a CRPG on consoles is tough. The fucking set, like, the way that you even access, like, your skills. It's weird.

It's fucking, it's tedious. Because you play it on Steam Deck, right? You've been a little bit on Steam Deck, right? Yeah. It's pretty tedious. For me, I had to relearn how to play it on Seam Deck.

Because at first, you don't know what the fuck you do. You know how to move on it like that. You know how to check your stuff. Yeah. But when you act to your ability, you got to press the trigger and then go through ability.

And if you don't understand how you're doing that, you're like, I don't know where my basic attack is. How do I hit people? I had to take a minute and I don't know what happened, but I kept, I don't know, because every time I would like upgrade my abilities and it would be like level four or five,

whatever, somehow it would take the place of some of my basic attacks. And I'm like, I have to remap this shit. And I was like, so then I was like, see, the reason why I was playing, I like playing on a controller.

is because I can lean back in my chair. I just don't have to be by the keyboard. So I can just lean back and chill. Like I have to be completely up by the desk if I'm on the mouse and key. And so I'm like, fuck. I get like, I get, I have to do it though.

Because it's just the convenience of having all your skills right in front of your face. It's so easy. Like it's just, it's just, that's the one thing. So I would just say, look, and I'm the biggest.

I was late to the game when it came to come to like PC gaming. Because I just didn't want to invest. Yeah. And then so now I'm like, oh, well, I'm, you know, this is my job and shit. I'm surrounded in this stuff. So I recommend everybody now. Now PC gaming is pretty inexpensive comparatively. Relative, yeah.

I would say, I would say now because pretty much right now I don't have the, I have a 3060. My, my, my, my graphics card is not super impressive. I think I have like one. I think I have a 30, 80 or something. Just overclock that shit, dude. It's not, do not even buy a new one. At 12 gigs, I have 12 gigs in it. I can play everything at Ultra.

I can. I've made a smooth decision because I didn't understand you can't overclock a GBU before you get a new one. My friend was like, why didn't just overclock your other one? I was like, that would have been fucking smart if I did that. He was like, yeah, dude, because I have a 40-80 super now. Yeah. And he was like, dude, when that shit starts feeling like it slow, just overclock it.

Don't buy a new one yet, chill. Like, it's not worth, because I, God forbid, the 50 series is going to be something obscene. price. I just feel like I can't even I at a certain point I feel like it's like having um your resolution on a TV or something for example like there's some people that are trying to get they'll try to get like a smaller monitor and they want to get like 4K on it and I'm saying it's unnecessary. Yeah it's there is it is. Four game monitors are really stupid in general. I don't it just doesn't first of all your hurts are really small or low usually usually you can't get more than 60 if you're at a 4K. And then, um, also your screen is so small. You can't really.

utilize it. It's if you have a large screen obviously like now they have new they have 8k TVs now with the with OLED and so I'm like okay if you're gonna do 8k and OLED your TV is to be at least 80 inches yeah for it to make any sense TV I have a 4k OLED TV yeah and even my TV's obnoxiously good it's like this is unnecessary dude yeah if you like say I just bought a 65 incher and that like it makes sense to be at a higher echelon right you start getting more in that realm but like say it'd be like having a 4K PSP. It's just like there's a certain point of like where you're the diminishing returns on that are so fucking insane.

It's so useless. I had a, um, a little TV that was 15 inches maybe. I was, it was, it was supposed to be for an RV. I used to work for an RV dealership. So I stole it. And, uh, I thought, well, I stole it. So, well, here's the cool thing. So, well, I stole it because, um, most of the coaches and the RVs would be rented out during

Burning Man. Right. And all of these people, they would rent out all these things. And then it was a rent-out RV service. They would rent all the shit. And then they would leave a bunch of shit behind. Alcohol, food, items. And then so this thing was not installed into the RV.

So it was, I was like, fuck yeah. Dude, I got a new little thing. I got a little TV. So the cool thing is I would play like games on it. Right? And it looked beautiful. See, you'd be like Xbox 360? Yeah, because it's so fucking tiny.

Dude, I remember I have a picture on my Facebook and it's so funny because I look at it. every now and again, or it comes up on my, like, memories whenever I, like, make the decision to check those. And it'll be like, it's a photo of me playing the Halo Reach beta on, like, the TV that I had. Yeah. And it's my hand on the screen. And my hand takes up the entirety of the screen. Oh, shit. Like, it was, like, I was playing, like, 360 games.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. On, like, a really small screen. And they looked great. It looked amazing, right? From I remember, I remember playing, I remember the first time I used the H-DMI cables and I saw the difference. and they hurt my eyes a little bit. I remember like, look at it being like... The PS3, I remember blowing my mind

a little bit. Like, when I saw like Uncharted running on like a PS3, that kind of blew my mind because it's like, oh shit, that's insane. Uncharted one looks so bad compared to two already. I know, but like at the time, the fidelity of it, like the sheer like resolution of it

was insane. That's because they were doing Blu-ray and stuff. Oh, right, right. So, like, the PS3 and 360 are so weird because like exclusives on the PS3, looked so good. Yeah. But then every other game

that was multi-platform on the PS3 looked worse because no one knew how to make games for it. Because they built it for the PlayStation. You know what blew my mind at the time

when a PS3 came out? My mom, she bought Heavenly Sword and that shit was like, like when you, at the time, I was like, dude,

the fucking skin. And so you look at now and it looks goofy as fuck. They look silly. But like at the time, I hate that. That was like, yo,

I've never. never the detail. There are games from that time though that's still kind of like that's fight night um oh my god oh right for the original I think it was like a launch 360 game I think or something like that so

they look a little strange but it looks good so fight night champion looks fucking amazing which one is champions champion I think came on like 2011 or only was that the last one it probably yeah I think so I miss those games man

they were so fucking fun they have undisputed right now it's in early access I think it's gonna come out a new fight night it's not it's not it's not final it's just called undisputed. So it's, it's an early access. And it's kind of like, this is the thing. This is like the standard right now of a boxing game.

So you can fuck around with it now. They still have, what are MMA games called? I forgot what they're called. What, the ones now? Yeah, what are they called? They're just called UFC and the number. UFC's there. Yeah, UFC. So five is out. Yeah, I'm low-key excited for skate. Because, like, they're, they're working on skate again. Which, like, I never really got into skate.

but like I remember seeing Skate was like a big machinima game because you could The rag dolls in that game were so Egregious and the shit that you could do You could just like run with your skateboard And fall in front of a truck And it was like the best shit I've ever seen

I don't feel good about Like I mean I hope hopefully they just knock it out of the park But I feel like I feel it's gonna be like A guitar hero and Rock band When they came back

People just didn't give a shit People were nostalgic for it, but they didn't fucking buy it. The thing about nostalgia is like you think you want that again. Right. But you don't. And I feel the way. But I feel like skate, it's been so long since it has. And skate is so, it's not like that.

Do you remember that, oh my God. What? Do you remember that Tony Hawk game where they gave you like that we fit board? Oh my God. Do you remember what I? That thing didn't work. Was it Tony Hawk's, it wasn't underground. It's called like Tony Hawk Ride or something.

Yes. Yeah. Underground was, underground was good. Underground was dope. One was particularly good. Thug? Tony Hawk Underground? Underground was,

I think, the last one I played. Because I know there was American Wasteland or something. That was when like... I played one and two. That was when the points just got like absurd because you could do the caveman. Yes. We're literally like you would...

I don't think I ever bailed in that fucking game. No. Because you would just, if you think you're not going to land it, you would caveman, land on your feet and then continue your fucking combo. And I was like, this doesn't make any sense anymore. Something I just realized. What happened? What did we say?

because look, we got here pretty early to the, like, we, we started recording this episode a lot later than we anticipated because we were trying to figure out this, like, Switcher situation, Sweeney, us, Sweeney, us. Yeah. But, uh, in the heat of that, I totally forgot the iPad with the questions on it. So I'm going to go, I'm going to go run and grab that. So the video will be stuck for a second. Talk amongst yourself.

Okay, yeah, we'll have, we'll have sex for a little bit. Okay. I feel like, uh, uh, I don't, uh, uh, uh, I, uh, uh, I, I'm just not the pit. I'm the pitcher, though. I got to be the pitcher. I'm definitely not catching. I'm down to be gay as long as I'm not catching, bro.

I mean, you have to at some point. Nah, dude. I'm a selfish lover, bro. I have to have eaten a girl once in my life, bro. Never once, bro. I don't go down. I refuse. That shit's disgusting.

I'm Jamaican. What do you mean? It's actually disgusting. I would never put my face in the vagina. Come on, bro. Never once. I don't believe you for a second. No, you shouldn't.

You should. I was like, that's so crazy. Never once, bro. That was insane thing. You cannot keep a woman. In the modern world, you cannot keep a woman if you don't do that because someone will do it and she will agree. Look, man, I'm be honest. I'm a slight germaphobe.

So I'm not really like, I don't, I probably, I could do it way more, but I have a little bit of, just a little bit. I'm not like, I'm not like Howie Mandel. You know, you hear that guy's like a huge germophobe. How do you have something bleach after he talks about. people. He goes, he dips with something of a bleach

fat. Like a drum. Not for a long, no, not a long time, but like, he, he gets submerged in it

and then they pull him out. That's crazy. As soon as it burns, like, all right, get him on. He doesn't even put on goggles or nothing.

Eyes open. Eyes open. Eyes open. Mouth open. Oh. Get them out. Get them out. Get them out.

he's I'm clean. I'm clean now. And they stare at they do the spray and they sterilize it. He gets on the floor. I'm clean. I'm clean.

That's why you can only do the podcast now because he needs to recover for so many days. His eyes are milky colored. That's how disgusting. It's a nice, it's a nice milky fucking kramita color.

So, but okay. I just want to say because I know somebody's going to be like, wait, um, if you're a germaphole, how do you like make out and stuff like that like I'm also not like I also I feel look it

look it if if mouthwash hasn't been used like minutes before I there's a 10% of me that feels a little gross like I just don't I just don't you don't do anything I just don't like women I don't man like yeah like I wouldn't even hesitate if it was a dude I'm fucking in there dude and they're like somewhere he just going this little fucking fucking spinning him like a hair shit like ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Like that, this motherfucker didn't shower all day. I'm excited. That's better better, dude.

The post, the post sweat dick, bro. The post-sweat dick. The post-workout cock is best, bro. Okay. Okay. You got to show the camera. It'll be easier to do this one, I think. I drew a little squirtle.

It's too. Oh, yeah. Look like that. What do you mean? What's wrong? What's wrong with him? That squaddle. That squaddle.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, things like that. And the losers had to draw, the losers had to draw fan art of the winner and post, like, a sincere, like, oh, what? What a great person this guy is on their Instagrams and a story or whatever. And Colin won. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees.

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Why does he look like he's trying to fuck your ass? Please let me see this. He looks like he's like, why'd you draw him like that? He looks like he's like trying to seduce you so hard. He looks like, like, like, he has some sort of sexual desires. not willing to tell you yet. I feel like it came out pretty good. I tried to make him look like withered by time and stress.

But like. Yeah, he looks a little washed out, but he looks good. It looks good. I can tell that it's calling for sure. I give him pink shoes. And I have him holding a PSV to like it's a specimen. Like it's a violent cum. I'm really happy with it.

A violet cum. A vile. Do they have come and vial? Like, I guess when you go to sperm, bank, right? You put it in a vial, right? Well, I think you put it in a, not a vial, but what do they call those things? The test cups? I mean, I'm sure it's in my idea. The idea of coming back one of those full is crazy. Like you go in there for three minutes, you come back out and it's, see, you gooned an entire, you gooned all night, right? You were just, you were fucking like,

just completely edging. And you're like, so you're on the way there, you're still, you're still gooning. You're feeding it a little bit. And then you fucking, yeah, yeah, then you fucking go. And I I bet you can fill up at least like a quarter of it easily. The idea of the idea of people edging for hours is crazy. I don't understand unless you're like a hour. You know how those those those what was it called chatterbait? Right. You know like that.

Like if you're one of those people that, yeah, that's it. Other than that, how do you have time? Like if you have a job, possibly significant out there. Then there's people out there's no shot. You have a chance to edge. Like you don't have time. Honey, get out the room I'm edging. That's like crazy thing.

that's almost a breakup levels of of convert Like what are you doing? I'm edging honey You gotta get out of here You gotta get out of here I wanna edge and goon Oh now

Speaking of that That is funny that you said that So that is my What my drop today actually Is that really? Yeah literally That exact So it's not no it's not the same

No no no It's not this It's the song This the next one It's so I have had this one In my back chamber For a long time

Because I was like I don't have time I don't have time to do anything clever. So it's just, I want to fuck my bros all night because I am very gay. That's it. That's good. Perfect. That's all it needs to be.

It sounds good, too. Like, you just do gang vocals and then like at one point. Oh, yeah, like a chorus. Yeah, like a chorus. And then it's just the drums and they're still doing it. So it's fucking sounds amazing. It's so stupid. Dude, I was looking at like, I don't even know how I got there, but like your stuff came up.

Like one of your, one of your gay songs. whatever on YouTube the shorts. Oh. I was like, those things are fucking huge. They just like one of them had like 744,000 or something. Something like that. Like, uh,

one of the Metallica ones has like over a million and it was, I've gained like 5,000 or 6,000 subscribers because of that. And I was like, oh, it's hilarious. Um, like my channel was completely dead. And then it was still a point where the, uh, sponsors, they were tricked because they were like, hey, we want to. they saw that my shit was like spiking, hey,

let's work again, because I guess they're just looking algorithmically at shit like that, who they used to work with. Because like one of them hadn't fucked with me in like over a year. And then they just out of nowhere. And I was like,

all right, guys, I'll take your money, but I'm going to post a regular video and that shit ain't even going to break 10K. So I was like, I'll take your money. I'll go fuck.

And I felt a little bad, but, no, you're right. Actually, you're absolutely right about it. Have you made a gay version of a master of puppet?

Yes. So I did that right after. If the question is, have you made a gay version of blank? The answer is yes. Have you done for all the belt holes? No, because I want to make a racist one of that because I feel like it works better for racist than gay. The problem with, for whom's the knees grow. Yeah, that's so dumb. That's so stupid.

I think that's so. I've been saying it forever, but I think it's funny. Is it something like, I hate the Negroes? I hate the Negroes. I hate the Negroes. Crimes I want them gone I hate

I need any It's not even like I want them gone There's no poetry in it at all It's literally It's just a It's a description Of what I

What I want That's it It's a Christmas list I fucking love that song It's a good song But see the problem that I run into With some of them Is that there's not enough lyrics

Yeah One of the reasons why The backcountry one. There's a lot of guitar solos. It's way too much like it's barely, he barely says anything in that fucking song. The reason why the back country one works so well is because the chorus is just filled with lyrics.

Oh really? Yeah. So it's like, can you have me na na na na na na and it's just. Oh yeah, that's a great. I love it. So you know what's funny?

That's the, I'm sure I've heard that song before, but not cognizantly. So that's like my first introduction really to that song. That is crazy. It's insane how much of that because I'm not a metal person really. Right. But I know.

so much Metallica and I don't know where the fuck I learned it from. I think it was a guitar hero. I think it was guitar hero like one and two. Probably. But I heard so much of their music because I'm not a metal because my metal information is like Metallica and Massadon. That's like it. And every now and then like something sprinkled in the middle of it. But like I know so much Metallica and I'm like, why do I know this song?

And Lily's like, why do you know that song? I don't know. No one of my famous into fucking metal really. It was just me like looking at AMVs and I guess it showed up. showing that makes sense Macedon's an interesting one because that's one of those bands that if you're not really into the metal

genre like they must have been a little bit I wouldn't expect you to stumble upon them I know them because I know there's a there's a second like I think one of the leaders of the group is in another group as well I know he's in a super group I think that's super group I know about them and I found that about because

I wrestle the bear once I know about that group but I don't know if they're technically metal I think they're more like punk Well, they're metal, but they're like, you would call them kind of like, because they have a little bit of, they have a little bit of that scream oneness to them. But then they're also, you call them kind of like, almost even. They have hardcore elements for sure. But there was kind of like a chaos to them, like where it was, you would call it like mathy, like some people call math metal. And then there was another group.

The lead singer is a girl. I forgot her name. Yeah. Whatever. I forgot the lead singer is a girl. and I remember them from So the original singer I don't know what the fuck she's up to

But then Courtney She was Took over for I was a wrestled bear But then now she's in Spirit Box There you go Spirit box That's the other band I know about it That's the only one

That's one that's Seaped into my Yeah They've fucking blown the fuck up But like really they got really popular They're huge Dude I was in them in like 08 Which is great

Maybe not oh wait Maybe like 2010 Something like 2010 and they were probably I forgot exactly I wrestled a bear once back then And then they probably turned a Spirit Box later on Well, it's a completely different band

But it's just Courtney went from that band to Spirit Box And Spirit Boxes, I feel like they just They've done just a great job Just checking all the boxes of like what people want to hear And that's kind of like I even thought to myself Because I'm like, damn, I should just make music like that And find some bitch, you know I've actually, to be honest, I've been wanting to get a fucking slut singer for a while

A slut singer, what do you do? Wait, I'm just, I'm just being massages as fuck. I'm just, you just mean a female. This is a female vocalist. Female vocalist and you were like a slut singer. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That is wild. That is so bananas. I mean, look. But what? Bananas. Bananas. I've actually wanted, like, for a while I've wanted one. 2007 was the first time that I was like, basically when riot came out from Paramore and I was like,

bro, I got to capitalize on this shit. and we actually tried out I was jamming with some of my boys and we tried out this one girl and then it was fucked up My friend Gang banged her of course My friend no no no

My friend betrayed me He betrayed me He was like a I don't give a if you don't want to jam with me I don't give a shit Why would I want anybody Imagine having somebody a part of your band Your music project

And they weren't really feeling it And like you're like no Keep going Like no no no You stay here My friend He didn't want to like Tell me that he's like

Hey I found a different band He wanted like a rockabilly band and he wanted to focus on that. He put together a project. And then he was too scared to tell me. And I'm like, what the fuck, dude? What do you talk? Like, it was to the point where I was excited from and they needed a drummer, so I started drumming for them.

But at the time, why he betrayed me, I say, is we tried out this one girl singer. He found her. But then I was like, hey, what happened to her? Like, she tried out. And then I was like, reach out to her. So we want to, like, have her come over again. And then he was like, oh, you know, she actually doesn't want to do it anymore. I was like, what?

Did she give a reason? he was like she just said no later to find out that you know since he fucked up he fucked up yeah he literally just just ignored didn't call her back and didn't want to um he didn't want to because he didn't want to go forward with the band so he kind of sabotaged me having that girl in the band and i'm like yo that's crazy band sound like nightmares bro with shit like that we're just going wrong and it's like it it is a fucking mess man it's i've played with so many insane people uh people that people that the people that are just, they're like this one guy that he literally would just, like, if you looked at his eyes, there was just pussy in the irises. Because he just, all he cared about was

getting women. He didn't care about anything else. There was no, there was no, the music. I don't think he would have cared what the genre was. He was just in it to like get pussy. And I was like, God damn, it's playing with people. So that's why like, I was actually thinking about the next. So I have a project that I'm working on, but I want to do a, I want to do two. I want to do two project simultaneously. What I want to do? So Chris and I did a kind of punk hardcore song last year. And I love that genre. It's easy. It's fun. It's fast. And I was like, this would do well. And so it and so. That was a fun one. Yeah. So I was thinking, I haven't talked to you about it yet, but I'm like, just ride a bunch of shit. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals. Well

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morton? Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

throw some maybe little four track EP together maybe I think uh see what I was I haven't I literally this is the first time you're talking about it is making a resurgence again I'm so happy about that I'm I hate it because I that era makes me upset I don't know why it does I never I never I never like that kind of music I just I'm about pop punk yeah I never I've never I've never I like paramour don't get me wrong I've always like paramour because I thought Hala Williams was cute everything I was a kid so that's why I like paramour and also like a girl I like expose me to Paramarmore. I was like, oh, this is fun. I like Green Day, of course, obviously, because I'm

fucking born when I was born. But I didn't like the frequency of pop punk how it was so dominant from like 2003 to 2010. There's a lot of shit. It was super dominant. There's a lot of garbage within it, right? But yeah, I would say that every genre of music though. There's not exclusive to pop punk at all. That's not the, that's how I felt about like in specifically rap around 05, like 06. Oh, it was like that was like that was like that was a dark era of It was getting really kind of annoying. It was just all the southern shit. Yeah.

It was it was really really like don't get me wrong. I think some of the best rappers come from the South objectively. We got like Jade. We got fucking, we got Earth Gang. We got Andre 3000. We got fucking pimpsy and all them. They're fantastic artists,

you know. But the shit that was getting played Hurricane Chris, you know, fucking. Oh my God. I wish that had to go with a sank of Louisiana. Oh, you just wanted my memory.

He's back. I forgot about that guy. Oh, no. No, the right thir asshole. Oh, no, no, no. That's Chingi. That's Chingi. Are you sure?

Hurricane Chris is, um, Hurricane Chris. Oh, which one is he? Hey, Chris is, um, wait. No, no, I don't remember. It's almost there. It's something worse. I'm so close. Uh, wait.

Chingy is right there, right? You like the way you do it right there. Let me see. Hurricane Chris. What did he do? He did something stupid. You're gonna hear it. I'm gonna hear it.

He did something stupid and like, my mind blocked it. I'm not, no, I'm not. My mind blocked it. Because like, I was like, wait a minute. No, I remember right there was annoying, but did he's 35 though. That's fucking crazy. Oh, wow.

Well, yeah, because he was young when he came out. Uh, her and crazy. A, baby, bay, bay. That's it. That's it. That's it. Hey, baby, baby. Hey, baby.

Hey, baby. A, baby, white folks, gangsters and the thugs, A, baby, bay, bay. Oh, my God. I forgot about that. I hate that. I had to do that her, Ging, Chris. That was 07. Holy shit.

Yeah, that didn't stick, though. At least that didn't stick. Yeah. He did for a bit, bro. But that's what happens when, like, genres just sometimes they get oversaturated and then, like, the, kind of the worst shit goes to the top really. Not the worst shit, but, like, just like the most.

Not the best. The least interesting. Yeah. Like, there was all that, there was that whole era of, uh, it was because of Soldier Boy. It was like, oh, we're going to do dancing. So basically, it's not about anything other than creating some type of dance behind it. And then it started getting so fucking absurd to the point where,

uh, to me, Daddy. If you remember the cat daddy. Coffee SpongeBob, stacking crabby paddies. Something, something. Get you the cat daddy. And I'm like, I'm done. I'm done. I can't listen. That was dark teacher hip hop. It was to the point that it was to the point

that like when Kendrick and people like came when Kendrick and Cole and like because it was that era for a while and then what happened is that Tyler showed up. Kendrick Lamar showed up Earl sweatshirt, Jay Cole, Big Sean, people that could actually rap again. Yeah.

Reemerged out the water. Yeah. And you were like, thank you. God. Thank you so much. That whole, yeah. That whole. But that's the Ebb and flow, because they had that era of music. And then what I said like maybe like 2015, like a lot of really, well, maybe 2010. Then it got the trap rappers. Like Future showed up who I fucking adore. I love Future.

Look, I am, I'm half and half of future. I like some of his stuff. I think he's a genius, bro. I hear people say he's a genius a lot of times. I don't agree. I don't. I think he knew because of the fact that he brought that genre of music to the forefront where it was. But is he a genius or was he just a fucking guy on lean?

You know? Like, for real. You know what's really crazy? He admitted that he wasn't, he doesn't really fuck with anything other than like smoking weed that much. Well, whatever. It was just simply the idea that was the culture around him. So he made music like that.

It's really fucked up. Okay, whatever. Because I tried lean because of future. Very likely. That's so fucking funny. Very likely. Because the music he would rap about when I was younger, I was like, oh yeah, dude, this is fucking smoke a blunt, drink some lean that I would become a vegetable.

And I'd be like, I don't want to do this so more. Oh, my God. And I'd wake up out myself. So are you telling me? You're like this stereotype of like what, like the news would would scare people about it. Like, your kids are just going to drink lean because he heard it in his song. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So insane. That's what people were doing. People were drinking lean. If you were smoking weed at the time in 2010, if you were like really smoking weed, people were drinking lean. No, but how suggestible do you have to be to do that? Yeah. Well, that was the, that was like hip-hop culture.

If you're really around that, you know, very likely you would probably end up trying it. I hated that. It's terrible. It's terrible. Don't get me wrong. Like, I did it like maybe twice and I was like, I don't like how when I do this,

I can't move. But you're telling me like, so you're telling me he wasn't in the league, are you telling me? He might have done it before, but that wasn't really. Are you telling me when he made that Tony Montana shit? He wasn't high out of his fucking mind.

He was probably high. He probably wasn't fucking sipping. Okay. And blowing coke at the same time. He was probably just like smoking weed. Maybe his homies were sipping some lean. He was like, you know,

this is a good idea. Dude, about this. that I'm using this shit that shit slapping women as he's talking he's just

he doesn't slap women he doesn't respect them it's a difference I'm sure he hits them He wouldn't touch them He wouldn't touch them He wouldn't touch them He would hire someone else

to slap them He won't even touch them Go over there And go slap the fuck guy This bitch for me man Yeah I look man I like some of his shit But I

I'll Like say that Okay so that song That he did with Kendrick That started the whole fucking beef Yeah Like it was that It was that

That Barry White beef right um very right what is his name right do do do do am i right on the i hate on the fly sometimes what's his name wait barry white right the uh he's the original beat yes yeah the bit he's the big black soulful dude right is that though am i saying the right guy not berry white um right now with ram truck's declaration of deals well qualified current fca lessees get a low mileage lease on the twenty six ramb five hundred big horn crew cab four by four for three sixty nine a month for thirty nine months with four thousand ninety nine due at signing tax title license extra no security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM, 5722 for lease details. Requires dealer contribution and

lease through Stalantis Financial. Current vehicle must be registered to consumer at least 30 days prior to lease to qualify. Extra charge for miles over 32,500. Not all customers will qualify. Residency restrictions apply. Take delivery by 331. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder

and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident. Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I see, I feel like on the fly, I get like, not Barry White. Barry White's a white man. Are you sure? I think Barry White is the, the, Barry White is like that old

he would write like the sensual kind of like love ballads. No, that's what I'm talking about. Oh, no, I'm wrong. Am I bet the brother was a white man. It just for some reason. For some reason on the fly, I get like kind of like, oh no, no, is that right? I feel like... You're a human.

You're being recorded and you know that it's kind of... And it's like, it's too on the fly. His name was just Barry White. Barry White. But yeah, the soulful. Oh, my darling. So we had that beat. There's Barry White.

There's Barry White. There's Barry White. And then there's Jack Black. Oh my God And they're inverse Oh yeah Their actual Spallet swaps of each other

Did you see that by the way How like Yes You're gonna talk about a Because Jack Black Endors Biden Because like whatever of course Because of course

He's a fucking Hollywood person Like why wouldn't he? Yeah And then so everybody was like Pretending like suddenly he's cringe Like suddenly like Suddenly like Jack Black being the way

Jack Black has always been Is now like A bad thing Yeah all of us overnight. Jack Black has always had cringe energy but in the funniest way. That is persona.

The most fun. Have y'all seen Nacho Libre? That movie is literally cringe to the point it's funny. Jack Black is so he's so free. From like he really does not care. And that to me is like that that transcends.

It is cringe. But it's like beyond it to the point where it's like I'm genuinely jealous of that. Yeah. Like that he could give that less of a fuck about like. He's just trying to have fun. Yeah. It's cringe, but it's genuine.

It's, that's what I'll get at. It's cringe in the way that, like, children kind of are cringe. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's, it's authentic. That's the thing. I think that's the most important thing. When people are just being themselves, like, I don't care, like, how, like, I've

seen things, like, huge dorks. Like, I go, I'll go, my friend, he's the manager at a comic shop. And there are, there was a dude that came in the store, one of his friends that plays Warhammer. And he's wearing, like, the Jet Lee's unleashed collar. Like, and I'm like, that is. that is fire. That's sick.

Like, but he unapologetically doesn't give a fuck. Like, because most people would just laugh at him. Like, this niggas wearing a collar. For me. But I'm like,

I respect that. I'm very close to that level of like, I really like what I like. It's really hard for people to be like, oh, that's dumb what you like. Yeah. For me,

I really like anime. I used to love anime. I think anime as a genre because of the way modern kids digested it is so unbelievably cringe. It's hard to. It's hard to like it for me. It's hard to be a big,

it's hard for me to die. deeper into it because like where I just lived with the people I lived with it in Vegas they were all all they did was watch anime dude his son they were just watching and it just made me hate it even more it made like it was like to the point where just I can't it's really it's it's honestly it's mainly

the the women uh it's their voices it's mainly that shit there's something about it we're talking about in the last episode did we yeah a little bit about like how they it was oh you're right I said something about like um it would be watching Breaking Bad, but like if the main characters had like SpongeBob's voice. Yeah, yeah. Okay, you're right. For me, it's characterization of women, bro. It's like they, they, I feel like anime's it like, this woman character can do this and then you see them and they don't do anything other than

this be a damsel. Yeah. And I'm like, why do you have them in there then? That's why like, let's make them shit. If they're going to be shit, don't lie to me about it. How funny is that, the animas that I've, uh, that I've gravitated towards have like strong women in them? Like, uh, so I was attack on Titan. No such thing. Full Mudd Alchemis. Because that's cool. Like the Armstrong.

Like the, my queen. Oh yeah, she's fucking. Olivier. I would kill a grown man to see. But Olivier. I would slaughter one of them.

Who is that? She's a pinkless bad bitch. Bad bitch. Bad bitch. Where? From what? From a full mother ochemist. She's,

she's, um, Louis, not Louis. Louis. Louis. She's, she's, she's Captain Armstrong's Diel sister.

And she'd fuck him up. He's in. wall of a man. And she would beat the fuck out of him, dude. He is afraid of this guy is a wall, but like she is way more dominant. They had their scrap for who was going to take over the family and she beat his ass and he was like, please

help me mom and dad. And they were like, nah, you got it. You're sure strong. Dude, speaking of Louis Armstrong, somebody, did you see what we got tagged in on Twitter? Hell. It was so funny. Oh, was it that thing that I was talking about? Because I was talking about it in the episode of like, I swear I've seen like a thing of him on the moon.

On the moon, yes, so that was it. If there's no oxygen on the moon, how did Louis Armstrong get there? Yeah, that should do. Ah, boy, on the moon. On the moon, he's like, help. Help. That shit is the guy that was doing the voice, too. He's kind of breaking character.

You hear him laughing a little bit. There's nothing funny than people breaking character. I love that. It's great. There's another one that it's way worse than this one, but the guy's just saying, balls in my jaws. That's like saying in the Louie, balls in my jaws over and over. Bows in my jaw

And then I'm poor He starts Bows in my jaw He starts breaking character Bows in my jaw I think that kind of content And I say to myself Bows in my jaws

We should make content like that I think that's what really is funny I think I don't care about hitting the algorithm for like for people to laugh I think the idea of making shit that's so stupid that every time I watch it, I can laugh

would be more of a better thing now. Yeah, well, dude, that's how I felt about the podcast feels like now. It's like, I don't really give a fuck about like if people laugh at anymore because we're laughing so much. I mean, I hate talk. I hate talking positively about anything that I'm involved in. But I know, like, say, watching the shit back and like some of the clips I've seen, I'm like, okay, this is fucking fire.

Like, like, it's fun. It's fun as fuck. Like, we're having fun, obviously being in, now that we're here, this is great. And I, look, I, I listen to a lot of podcasts. There's, I feel like, you know, there's a lot of people don't like, cum town, right? Yeah.

Just the middle finger. Great. Excellent. Excellent. Look, I want to switch it up a little bit because I, I, I know people. So I didn't, I had no plans on bringing this up. Okay. But then it got all the way up to Philip DeFranco and shit

Oh, what? Yeah, so it was... Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26. Ram,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4 by 4 for 369 a month for 39 months, with $4,00099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM 5722 for lease details. Requires dealer contribution and lease through Stalantis Financial.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan, from Morgan and Morgan. America's Large Injury Law from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. There is a huge, because people would be like a little weird that we didn't bring this up at all. Like in the commentary community, somebody has been recently exposed for being a piece of shit.

Oh, yeah. Did you see that? Did you see that? I was, I commented on our episode with him. And I was like, LaMao. So what's really funny is that a few years before is, because we've met him a few times. We've met I'm Alex. And he was cool each time.

It was a very cool chat each time. Oh, yeah. Like, but see, that's kind of the problem, though, right? That you don't know people's, you don't know what the hell they're doing behind the scenes. I've met. It's like, and I'm not comparing I'm Alex to fucking, damn it. Who's, uh, Ted Bundy? But my point is, I'm not comparing the two.

But my point is that you are, but you're not saying they're the same. I'm not at all. All I'm saying, this is not a one to one comparison at all. There you go. This is clearly just me saying, look at how fucking evil that piece of shit was. It's crazy. But everyone that met him was like, this guy rules. When we're like, let's fuck him.

I want to fuck him so bad. Even the judge that like sentenced him to death or whatever was like, man, I wish you went a different way in life, bro. You would have been. My man, Alex got sentenced to death? Stop. Can you imagine? So what, you saw, you saw the clip of, uh, I did. I saw, he was walling.

He was fucking, bro. Wait, wait, wait. I saw a clip of him going like, seething which is crazy that's that European anger bro that's that

that's that fucking I was like oh man he's that is now look at look at man that's like anger that I feel at like

raids in like destiny like I've never felt that kind of anger towards a person ever in my life that's the kind of anger that's why that

me and Derek are here that's that kind of anger that is just like oh yes that genetic memory my great great great grandfather saw that And it was like,

get on the fucking boat. I'll just get on the boat. Get on the, wait, wait, right, right. I'll just get on the boat. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Get on the fucking now. Hold on there, Whiteella.

That's the reason why my last name is Jameson. Like, look, we're like on Africa. I'm like, they don't even understand what they're saying. Hey, get on the boat. You know, they're looking around like. They're fucking dancing and shit playing hopscotch or monkeys. Dress. Yeah.

Get on the. He cracks it on the air, not even on a person. And we're like, whoa, he's not even holding a whip. He's cracking nothing. How would you feel actually? It's like spectral. It's manifesting spectrally. How would you feel if he just just his fist? At that point, yeah, you're definitely getting on the boat.

You're like, all right, all right. All right. See, you did it. You did it. They do. They do. That's a real language. Man. It is. It is a real language. Look, man. For people that speak, I think South Africans, there's a click in their native tongue.

There's some clicking going on. I know. It's not only. It's in the same vein as like, it's in the same vein as you ever seen. Look, man. I can't help but laugh culturally Indians. They're agreeable fucking Bob. That shit is wild, dude.

I was so, I was around Indians so much growing up. I started doing that. I was like, no, I don't really want to do that. And I was just like, you think they're good to like sucking dick, they're like, I can say personally, some of them are. I can say that personally. It's true of everything.

That's not true. It's not true. Not a single time that is going to suck a dick. I'll put that on my life. I put that on my fucking soul. That is such a crazy. I'm sure. Yeah.

All right. That's a wild. Anyway, back to it. Back to it. Yeah. Yeah. I know, I saw so, the clips were making me laugh so hard. Dude.

Because it's just like, I'll beat you over the head with a fucking brick. The shit that he's saying in his posh ass fucking accent. It's so, you can't, I'm sorry, Alex. You can't, I'm sorry, but like this, you're not, you're not physically intimidating enough to say that. Not even a little bit. Look, look, I don't, look. To another human being, even a woman, quite frankly.

It was, it was pretty. It was pretty bad that shit, man. Of course. You know me? I'm a guy that gives, I'm a second chance kind of feller, you know? Like, I'm like, hey, people fuck up and they have the right to at least try to do better, you know. We don't know him, his title. You know, people aren't their worst moments exactly either.

You know, that's another thing that the internet doesn't really understand. People have moments where they fuck up and they say dumb shit. I've said done dumb shit plenty of times in my life. I guess to me the distinction is like, dude, like, I understand fucking up or like, being confused or like I understand all that stuff but I can't even imagine what would compel me

to say that shit you know what I mean? Like it's, how are you gonna say that to another person? Even when I get mad like even when I get really angers you know obviously we all understand that people that love you love the most

get you the angriest that's a real thing in the world you know. Oh you're around them the most yeah. Yeah. Like when I get really mad at Lily I'm always like I want to kick you.

I want to give you a kick in a leg and walk away. Yeah. I would never be like, I want to bash your, that is a threat that you can't stay with someone after they say that to you. Yeah. Like you cannot stay with them. That's like not a, it's not a safe place no more. You're like, all right, you're going to go your way.

I'm going to go my way because I'm afraid. Look, I'll be, I'll be real. I've never like, and if there's any secret footage on me, I feel 1,000% confident that it's all milk toast. Yeah. You know, because I've never, I've never risen to. Sometimes I've been mad. that like even the mild level that I raised to was apparently intimidating. And I'm like, I'm like, yo, you should feel so fucking lucky that I'm not,

that I've never done anything remotely close to like an high ballax thing. I've never done anything remotely even close to that level of like, I've never even screamed to where my voice was hoarse. I've definitely yelled at Lily before, but like she doesn't take my yelling seriously. I've actually genuinely, I think I've only raised my voice in a relationship genuinely, only one time.

One time. And it was like a like a quick spike. Yeah. I've justifiably like, dude, we had, look, I had, this is the dumbest thing. And I'm, yeah, I'm putting Jojo on blast. This was so stupid. So like, my allergies are pretty bad. And I bought this new, I bought it.

It was a scented thing that we put in the wash. But it's just too concentrated and it fucks with me. And so she, she was washing her, her, like, bras or whatever the fuck. And like it had some of that on there. And she was hanging it up. And I could smell. it. And I was like, fuck, that's like really bad. And I was like, hey, I'm going to, I'm going to go hang them up in the bathroom or whatever. Because it's just too. And she was like, what are you talking about? She was like, I used only the scented thing. The unscented wash. And I'm like, no, I can smell the scent of that thing on them. And it's, and it's a point where she was like, trying to gaslight me that I'm like, and I'm like, are you telling me that my fucking nose is broke? It was so, it was so absurd to me that I'm like, all right, I'm, I'm dropping this. Whatever.

And then later on, she was like, I'm sorry. Like, yeah, I forgot that I put that shit on there. And I'm like, and I was like, at that point, I was like about to turn into Alex, but I'm kidding. No, no, no. It was one of those things that. I just really can't imagine like. It's an honest mistake. It's just one of those things that like I only, I have moments, even in moments where I know I'm 100% right, I still don't go crazy.

And one thing I don't do and I would advise everybody I do it. Don't fucking gloat. If you, if you, if you, unless you're. playing a game where you're expected, there's insult to injury, there's spoils. But if you're like, right in a conversation, there is no reason to, like, you've already won,

there's no reason to rub it in. Wait, was he, I don't know, I didn't see all of it. No, no, no, I'm just saying, like, say, Oh, in your situation. In a situation like that, in a situation like that,

like, I know this motherfucker obviously disagrees, but I just feel like. I don't gloat at all. I try to end it. I try to stop. Well, see, then you, then you're on my fucking.

What happens is like, then why were you shaking your head? Wait, wait, wait, Why are you shaking her head? I glowed a little bit. Of course you do. I go a little bit.

Of course you do. I've known you for fucking, fucking over a decade. Of course you gloom. Only a little bit. If I'm flexing and shit. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the situation, the situation happens as I am so often, it is unfortunate, but I am so often casually correct about things that people are viscerally opposed to me on.

Yeah. And then eventually it'll come around. I'll be like, yeah. I will gloat. like, yeah, it's not like I'm correct almost every single time about this. Look, I'm literally better than you. I say that because I know. It's more of a joke than anything.

I'm not super serious about it, but I will. People kind of look at people. I say that because I know people do that a lot of times on average where they kind of want to be like, yeah, vindication. They're like, right. See, motherfucker? I try to remind, I try to remind people that I'm correct. So you gloat.

That's literally gloomy. Like, it's at a point where like the reason why, like, there's, there's also a culture online that if you're wrong. That's all online culture now. Like say if you're wrong, if you're wrong about something, let's say I have no being being wrong is being human, right? Right. But for some reason online, it's almost like that doesn't exist where if you're wrong about something or you make a mistake, they have to point it out where it's like my guy just let it like if it was a consistent mistake that keeps happening, then you bring it up. Hey, hey, this keeps happening. But if you make like, I've met the amount of times I've misspoken about some shit.

like fucking it's you can't you can't count it it's for vindication and it's like hey look at you and I'm like I would I would fucking rip your penis off if you're in front of it right now because I'm just like

just one tug and it pulls off I'm gonna fucking bash your penis with a fucking I remember the one thing right there was like there was a I think you made a video about about Bill Nye saying

something about the gender spectrum or something Oh, I said, yeah. And you admitted you were like very adults, but you were like, I'm wrong. Oops. I was wrong. And I took the video down. I said something wrong. I looked into what it was.

And I was like, oh, yeah, he's right. Yeah, 1,000 percent. And that was, and that was it. I actually think I did a video about, I think I was a, I was going to do a video about it. Yeah. You were going to, you don't think you made it. I don't think so. I didn't be about it.

At the time, it seemed completely it lined up. It was just a coincidence. It was, it was, it was the nature of how it was done. Right. I think that's what it is. It wasn't the conversation. because it was so ridiculous the way it was happening. Every time I've ever made fun of shit like that,

it's always been like, this is presented in such a dumb, stupid gay way. Yeah. Like, it was always like, I just hated the way, I hated the way that people were pandering. Like,

I hated the way the people, like, do you remember when they had all those, like raps about like cultural appropriation and stuff? And I was just like, shut up. That's real shit at the same time. Those things are very real.

They happen. But it's like, but the way you're doing it is like, no. Don't do it in that dumb fucking stupid-ass way. But also, they were talking about it in ways that like weren't academically correct also. Not exactly.

Like that's kind of thing too. It's like it was not only were they pandering in like a really dumb, pathetic and like embarrassing way. Yeah. But they were pandering in like a misinformed way that like completely distorted the original meeting of like what they were talking. The problem is that they're not academics doing something that is inherently academic. That is the biggest problem. Just have a fucking conversation about it. There's like there are people.

Just bash their heads in with a brain. Yeah. Yeah. I do. I really. I'm sorry to keep bringing it. back to him, but it's so, that, those videos cracked me up. You know what I heard. I heard he said the inward. I didn't see it. I was this for me,

I don't care about that, right? Because it's, I'm going to laugh more often. Did you see it? Did you see it? I, I saw a clip of something of it. And I was like, dang. It was a old, it was an older video. And it's like, what? I wanted to see the context because I know, because I watched Philip DeFranco's piece and then apparently he says the hard are at some point. But I'm like, but I don't know. I don't know if it was hard. Was it quoting something? I don't know. Was he quoted? Yeah, yeah. He was reading fucking Huck Finn to, uh... Because I feel like... I feel like Bruce wouldn't even say stuff like that.

They're like, oh, you, you silly dark skin fellow. You, you rambunctious Negro fellow. I mean, the thing about it is like... I've never heard them say the N-word hard R ever. Actually, I've never heard of Brishers don't say that. Well, because they can't. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 2026.

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They can't do the... They can't do the... They're ours fall off at the end of the words anyway. No. So it doesn't work. He cracked his accent I'm speaking like an American now He busts into a southern accent

Just to give an emphasis Well the thing about it so Yeah so I don't know man I saw some of those videos and I'm like dude It really is I don't know Honestly that word is so desensitized to me at this point I'm spending so much time with you fucking assholes

Oh yeah Whatever like that is so unimportant What is crazy If he's doing a racist act, I'll be like, that's worse. If someone's saying the N-Rourer. I just genuinely don't believe that when people say that word, these generally, that it's coming from, like, a place of, like, genuine bigotry, and it's just from shock value.

You know what I mean? I agree. Like, there are people who are, like, if, I mean, if, if they're in Tim Pools, you know what I'm. Yeah, yeah, you can tell. You can tell. You can, like, the phenoplas, whatever's name is? Yeah. Like, when that fella says it, he means it.

There's certain circumstances where it's like, okay, yeah, that's probably coming from, like, a bad place. Yeah. But like there's definitely a lot of people who is just like that's a shock value word. And I'm going to say it. Far right hate, you know, and derogatory hate. And then there's the to the far end of like, uh, Puty Pie. Right. Like angry at playing, what was he playing PubG?

PubG. Yeah. And my bridge is iconic now, bro. In my D&D campaign, that bridge is in it. That's the, that's a fight happens on that breed. What's it called? It's putipy's bridge. Peaty's bridge.

Everybody gets the end. Putipy's Bridge has been renamed. I write it out on the map. That's Putapy's Bridge. If you go there, there will be a fight, and bad things will be said. It will be a frustrating. That fight, that's right. That fight will test you.

Let me tell you. I want to do that. I want to have a fight that's so annoying in D&D. Lily says the N-word. Yeah, we just gets up and says it. You got to get her. Storms out the room. One day.

I'm trying to, I'm trying to get a Jojo to say it and then the capture it. And then I have that in my back pocket. She's European, bro. That's what I'm saying. Once that flip switches in her brain, that's what they are, bro. What's that what? Alex, you know what? I look how, and this is one thing that annoys me.

I'm be honest. Like, it's good thing that. Heck, it's so funny. Just seeing someone. Seathing, dude. Seathing is the correct word. See somebody who raged out of hard. And one thing that I don't like, like, look it, I love, I love, and then I also hate this

because of how fake it is, right? Because not his reaction. It's like Mel Gibson. and his girlfriend at the time whatever was recording him saying I hope you get raped by a pack with N-words and he's going crazy but she's so calm

because she knows the camera. Right, right, right. So I kind of hate that. I love it for entertainment purposes but also when you're taking it seriously I'm like, okay, obviously she has moments like that too and she admits she's like, I wasn't perfect in it

and I'm like, damn, I want to see what she... I want to see her level. I want to see the whole story. I want to see her level. Let's get, for the sake of justice, this. Let's get a really clear because he sucks clearly. I want to know about you because

well there's a well there's I don't know if you saw this but there was a thing where like they uncropped the um so she had like text messages with him that they were cropped in the Google Doc but I guess like you can go in inspect element and like if you crop them through Google Doc they're not actually

cropped. Oh oh oh so you can see like what is cropped out provided that like you know it's through the app and he's in her phone as racist N-word. So like, and she, and she talks about, like, she talks about how, like, well, what an oxymoron. I know, I love that.

Well, she talks about how, like, oh, you know, and people called her out for it. And she was like, well, it was, she owned up to it kind of, but she was like, yeah, it became so desensitized to me because of him. And I'm like, dude, you got to just own it. Yeah. At a certain point. You can't say that. Like, that is why people like us can't get cancer. canceled. And somebody brings me, King Swin, you did say that joke about Gabriel once. I'm like, yeah, it was probably fucking funny.

Dude, somebody in the comments of one of the recent episodes was like, oh, they didn't censor Chris saying the N word. And I was like, I didn't say the N word. And I was like, but I didn't say the N word. But if I did, like, whatever. But I don't remember you saying hard R. No, I think I, I know what they're talking about because I was listening to it back. And it was like, it was like a trend. I, I didn't say the word, but like I, a word trailed into something else that almost sounded like I interrupted myself and it sounded like it. You just reminded me of. something. So because I was I was I was I was a I was debating on oh should I should I censor the the F slurs and I was like no no I'm just like I'm 36 I know I'm like I'm not gonna do that I'm like I'm not gonna do so but then it reminded me of why we even talked about in the first place is because we're talking about a Marshall M&M song Marshall Mathers I'm 36 years old I've listened that album first when I was 13 right I just found out so I've all these years I thought he was saying, you know, I thought he said that for no reason, right?

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

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apparently they took out him calling like some record label guy. Oh. He called an ANR of that? Yeah, like that's crazy. There's an un, so if you look at the uncensored version, literally the only thing is uncensored is that little line. That's it.

And it blew my full. fucking mind that like that this entire time I never knew. Yeah, me neither. I never knew that either. I never knew because I looked it up so I was going to put action. I was going to put that clip in the podcast. And then like I was like I finding that out, I'm like, I'm not going to put the clip in because I need to discuss this. And yeah, so this entire time it's not.

And it makes sense though because it does kind of sound like it's cut. The audio does kind of sound cut. Like after he says it doesn't matter and it does sound a little cut. Yeah, yeah. But, like, I just thought, like, that's just how he wanted it. And then he just, he's so angry. He's just saying. He just says it out.

Because he's upset. He's just angry. It doesn't matter. It's whatever, dude. I don't, I care not about stuff like that. Yo, wait, wait, one question. Okay. I heard about this a little while ago.

And maybe Max, I understand the truth of where it comes from. The whole thing is, like, girls, like, what would you be more scared of in the woods? A man or bear, right? Now, look, I know, statistically. right? Obviously men attack women more than bears. Men, yeah. I agree. Yeah.

But I feel like that's such a hyperbolic thing to fucking say. Because the nature of a bear, bears are monsters. A bear if it's going to kill you, you're dead. Yeah. The analogy, the conversation is more about like, well, oh, the bear will only kill me. I think that's kind of what the idea. And I agree. And I understand that. But like, to me, I don't.

When a woman says I would prefer running into a bear, that doesn't really bother me. Not at all. But when like a guy says, oh, bear, that to me kind of implies to me that you are the kind of guy that you wouldn't want to run into. That's kind of what that says to me. Because what would make, like my immediate assumption, if I'm asked that question, if I'm like, oh, would you rather your daughter run into a, like a, like a random. man, like a statistically like a random man or a bear. I'm picking the guy. Yes.

You know, like pretty much instantaneously because I, from my standpoint, if I'm alone in the woods and I see like a fucking little girl sitting there, I'm going to be like, oh my God, I have to fucking help this person. That's true. You know what I mean? And so to assume the other, the, anything else, I don't know, man. I feel like that kind of implies like a level of like, I got, I got a self. I don't know, man.

That's a weird thing. I don't think so because I think, I think it's also a little bit weird to assume that the bear's only going to attack you where like bears a lot of times pretend to be scary and then if you fucking if you scream at them they're like oh shit and then they'll fucking wrong in their direction

brown bears no black bears sorry black bears well yeah they're like small that are really easy to scare they're also a lot small than a fucking round a grizzly a grizzly sees you it might be game so if you're polar bear sees you your food if you're the polar bears will eat you they actually they're predators they like they love meat yeah the polar bears will, if they see you, they're like

jackpot and they start running at you. Don't bite your feet off and then spit it at your head and knock you out. That's so preposterous. Yeah, yeah, dude. But yeah, the idea, that's why, like, to me, like, everybody just assumes, if you put

in the precursor that the bear is going to mall you, then it's like, oh, obviously you would choose that. It is hyperbolic to me, but I understand, I understand the argument. Of course it's hyperbolic. I understand argument, right? Because it's like, yes, obviously, like, I'm a random, I'm a fucking a woods. I think it's scary.

It's very scary. And like, because like, first of all, the bear is just doing its natural thing where, look, man, I watch a lot of, uh, true crime stuff.

And then all of a sudden, there's a guy and, um, this is actually, uh, I guess, is Central Park, uh,

part of it, uh, close by, no, no, sorry, sorry. So,

not Central Park is in New York City. Yeah, but not Central Park. Sorry. Uh, there, I don't, I can't remember enough. But there's a,

I guess there's a park that's connected. like Brooklyn and there's there's a there was something that basically long story short this girl would always go jogging this one area and then she didn't go one time with her dad she'd usually go

and then the one time she didn't go with her dad a guy fucking you know grabbed her knocked her raped her killed her and it's like one of those things where it's like bro

what are the odds of like the one time she didn't go and then so it's like you have some sick purrs probably watching on the tone I mean they're pretty astronomical odds yeah and so it's one of the things where it's like

knowing what man is capable of, that's why I feel like there's a lot of women that would choose the bear with a bear. The only reason it would really attack you is if it feels threatened, or if it's kids, like, for sure the bear's gonna attack you if you're by its cubs.

Like, it's a female bear and you're anywhere near the cubs, you're getting mulled. The thing to me that cements this is that like, I don't know if you guys remember that video, the guy getting eaten by the bear. That shit,

oh, you mean the guy that was living with the bears? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What a fucking, what a idiot. Was it a polar bear, that was me? No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. But these were normal, fucking, these were normal cuddly fucking, like, the ones that you'd like, you know, and like the sounds that dude was naked. Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026.

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion 1. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound

law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7. 365. Wow. Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. That's one of those haunting videos I think I've ever fucking seen. Yeah. Because you don't even see anything. It's not even like you see. It's just the sounds like that sounds. The sound of someone getting eaten is very, because you're wailing. You're not just yelling. You're not just yelling. You're wailing because you're being ripped apart. Like it really sounds like probably the worst experience possible.

Yeah. It's going to be set on fire maybe, yeah, getting either. Yeah. So to me, I'm just like, yeah, I've never had a problem with the women who say it. But like, to me, it's just, it's weird, I don't know. It's statistically like, how many men are you walking by on a daily, day-to-day basis that you're, that, that are not. Yeah. You know what I mean?

That's my thing, right? Well, dude. No, but some of them are probably not allowed to you, though. Most guys are going to help people. Well, see, I, I, I agree. But then Jesus Christ, man, when you look at the statistics, what's statistics? The statistics, the rape statistics, for example. The sexual harassment statistics in women is

off the charts. Except we both know that that's not exactly like... What do you mean? Are we pretending like women don't do that also and then like men just don't... Like, let's be fucking real about this. Let's be 100% real about this. They do this a lot.

We had a conversation about people. We had a conversation with two girls, right? Uh-huh. Oh, I'm glad you're going to bring this up. Because it's happened to... I've been... Yeah, same as me. It's happened to me.

Me too. It happens a lot of my friends, right? Bringing that up, they looked at us like we had four heads. And I was like, She was laughing. Dude, literally. I felt like I was like,

huh? I couldn't believe. Like, it is, there's a real conversation that I don't think people are really actually ready to have about like women and how they don't actually

all, they also have a problem respecting like basic boundaries and consent. Like that's a true fact. Well, right. I'm sorry. It's in the same vein as like a lot of them feel comfortable hitting men because they know we're not supposed to hit them back. Like culturally

We're not supposed To hit them back So they feel comfortable I've watched The amount of times I've seen women Just beat the fuck out of dudes Like after partying

At a party Whatever One time I saw this guy And then the guy like Pushes and then like Everybody jumps him Oh then these guys swarm This one guy just took it

Like a man Like he just put his hands Behind his back And this Hawaiian chick Which is wailing on him But he didn't He didn't get knocked out or nothing And I was like

You weak bitch But I was just like To me I was like There's no chance That I'm I'm gonna toss you 10 feet If you do that that to me. I got beat up by a girl. Granted, I think she would have beat me if we got

to fought anyway. She was like a volleyball player. Yeah. And she punched me in a face really hard. And I was like, I'm not going to hit you back. You're a girl. And I realized that like, maybe if I were to fought her, she probably would have still beat me ever. That was, that was quite the hook. I was like, Jesus Christ. My bell was wrong. I should probably just try to act tough. But look, I got to, I got to say this. I got to say because even though that is a complete, like the conversation we're having right now is so underreported, under talked about and everything, but to try to even, you know, like if we were going to, to make a comparison is kind of laughable in a way that like just the amount of, I think it's laughable as far as

percentage. I think I think the degree, I guess, is different. The degree, yes. The degree in which because like a woman's not going to adopt somebody in the middle of the night. Because like the, the, the average woman couldn't even do it. Yeah. Right. They couldn't even do it if they tried. I agree. And, and the thing is the amount of, but that's, but that's also, but I, but that's also not most sexual assaults. Yeah, most sexual assaults is a belief of it is a, let's be real, it's a lot of times a conservative belief that women are property and they can do it as they please. And so they do things at parties, they do things that clubs do things in marriage. It's people that

people know is what I'm saying. Yeah, but it's very rarely if ever a stranger. It's not like a, because yeah, that's more of a law and order, yes, for you type thing. I'm talking about like, say, a conservative point of view that you think women are property. So when you're with said woman, I guess that. I never thought of it like that. But like I agree. If you listen to these people speak and how they're like and how many people, how many tens of millions of people don't even believe in marital rape, they don't think that's a thing. That's crazy. They don't think it's a thing.

That's crazy. That's the thing where it's to the point where culturally for a lot of people and then when you go outside the country, it's like laughable. If you go to third world countries, for example, let's just be real. Women are. It's laughable. So that's what I mean like say in that vein where it's like, yeah. when we talk about the the struggles of men, like right?

It's completely underreported and women will laugh at us or even me. Like remember I laughed at you when I talked about your sexual experience? Like it's like by default because because culturally I have been conditioned to think to laugh about stuff like that. Oh yeah. To not think that me getting taken advantage of is something that should be traumatic, but it should be like, well, that happened. Yeah. Yeah.

Kids banging teachers. It's like. Oh. That's awesome. That's exactly. Instead of being, dude, I wanted to fuck one much just so bad. That's horrible. That's a grown woman.

It would be horrible for that. That's another thing that we're talking about is that like, dude, how many? Yeah. Dude, the numbers on the border are crazy. How many, how many, by the way, how many women are doing that? All the time. Like, it is great. Like, I knew, I know of three.

I know just from our school. I know, I know two personally and I know the three from your school. They all talking about. Three. Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, holy shit. numbers are pretty staggering. That's crazy. There are numbers on the board. It wasn't like a...

A secret. It was people knew the... I knew the kid. I was like, dude. Yeah. What? He was like, yeah. And I was like, no one said anything. I was like, no one said anything. And one of them, if I'm not mistaken, one of their parents is faculty in the school. If I'm not mistaken. I don't know. I don't know about that one. And I was like, but that's okay. You got a high five when he got home. But so what I'm saying generally is that like the, the darkness of, people is dark and it I think it's universal. I don't think there's this like line where it's like only men do this. Oh women don't do this. I don't think that exists. I think it's completely

cultural. I agree. I agree. I got a I got to sorry. Okay. So you're like see a piece. Oh no. So the only reason why I think in the same way like say death statistics of like taking risk. I think this all boils down to and a lot of people sometimes like social, when we talk about social science, they don't want to like talk about it but uh testosterone testosterone testosterone is the driving hormone that makes men and why men have weight like say women on average have less than a hundred uh nanograms per deciliter of testosterone where man on average it's infinitely higher i mean you just said iron man words a man well nanograms per deciliter yeah that's well it's that's that it's not it's not you went to fucking school what you're talking about that's i've never heard of a decilator in my life

a decilator is a tenth of a leader anyway okay anyway it's fine it's fine Okay. And a decal liters, 10 liters. That doesn't fucking matter. It doesn't matter. He doesn't get a fuck about me teaching himself. Right. He's so...

We're counting stuff that's in our fucking system. I don't need to count that. It's nice to know these, especially like if you get sick or if there's... Well, I got sick. So it happened to me. I need to know all this shit. I don't get sick. You cunt.

I don't get sick. This fucking asshole. What happens when you have a... These are good to have the confidence we have those fucking rhidoids that like think they know everything. Yeah. And then when you know like basic mathematics and science and things, you're like, oh, you're wrong because of literally this.

Yeah. And they get to be like, no, that's not true. But I'm like, no, you're wrong, bud. Well, I just want people to understand. Well, I just want people to understand that testosterone is the hormone that makes men so stupid. Yeah. They do dumb things because this shit just, it makes you, with the higher it is, the more invincible you feel.

That's true. Think of it like this. But so my counter is this then. What's their excuse? Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. That's stop.

That's stop. Stop. Because you just used, you don't understand what you just used, but you just used. But you just used the nuke. You just use the nuke and you don't get it. You're like, you know, I'll press this button. And then all of a sudden Taiwan's gone. And you're like, oh.

I'm joking. I'm kidding. But yeah, it's, look, man. I just feel like generally like eight times out of ten the person who finds a random kid in the woods is going to help them You know what I mean?

And if they do for some reason die When am I going to get revenge on a bear? Yeah I want to believe this man I want to believe this so badly Like that's true Is how there's so many There's so many guns in our country

And so few mass shootings Compare to them I think there's way too many No no no no no You're misunderstanding He's saying be in con and why why you're saying so you're saying that if we are as fucked as as we presume ourselves to be we shouldn't be able to go outside without having to dodge bullets so i think look it

there are way too many i i think mass shooting because like it's a lot more than you think a day completely unreported shootings all the fucking time there's a mass shooting every day most of those like we were talking about the show are people like there's that but then there's playing with a gun There's just, there's just, we don't even need to talk about mass shootings just under four, because I think it's four and above is mass. Right. And so all you need to do is just look at statistics of people road raging shooting people. Right. Right.

There's people disputing with their neighbors. Right. But that's shooting this shit, dude, I, I think, like, I just don't agree with that. Do you really think that happens, like, for the majority of people? It's not a majority. Or even, like, a sizable percentage? Yes. No.

I think so. I think the reason why the conservative viewpoint, though, it's like the, the few people. It's like the fear of just like being around people. No, that is not a conservative viewpoint at all. It's just kind of is. It's just how when you look at, say, when you just look at our fucking voting system and how the way that we do things, collectively people are dumb as fuck. They're dumb, but they're not like evil. It's not about being evil.

It's just about like having an I'm Alex moment and then pulling out your gun and shooting somebody. And it's not like they're like, oh, I love doing that. That felt great. So there's this website that. That tells you every time there's a mass shooting in America. Yeah. There is at least two mass shootings a day in this country. Right.

Of course. That is. Yes, because of the size of the country, shit's going on. Yes, like, duh. But that's such a wild thing. It's on average. There are more guns in this country than there are people. Of course there are.

But most of them are put away. They're not, they're just in places. They're not in people's hands. No, no, for sure. But if they were in people's hands, people have. having an I'm Alex moment because the blood of these shootings that happened. Oh, moments of rage. They're just moments of rage and then they're like, fuck, I ruined my life.

Right. But think about how about it. They might as well go through it. It's not about fucking. But think about how much there is to be angry about on any given day and then I agree with you. I just feel like it would be far worse if we were really as bad as we think we are. I think it would be far worse if people were just carrying their guns like the Wild Wild Wild West. But they're not.

I don't know. It might be better actually. I don't think so at all. It might. Because if you go either way. I really don't know how I feel about that whole conversation, like the open carry thing. Because I feel like on a psychological level, I feel like it makes sense that you wouldn't. Like if you know anybody can pop you, you probably wouldn't.

It's like that, what is it, the movie theater, the Batman guy who went into that specifically like that non-open carry like theater or whatever and open fire. Well, my thing is this, right? Yeah. I agree that both of those dimensions make sense. Right. Like obviously you'll assume that people have guns. Let's experiment! I mean, we should.

So we make a mini civilization. We give them care of. I want to give everyone a gun. The thing is, everyone in this country, you'll get, you can get a ticket if you don't have a gun. Think of it like this,

right? There's so much mental instability in this world, in this world in general, right? Right, right. Having guns, having guns, people, think of how high you feel,

how high people feel on the, you all shot guns. It's a weird feeling you feel after you shoot a gun. I come usually. I feel like a God, but also, like a monster at the same time. And I'm like, I don't like holding this.

I don't like this. It makes you feel uncomfortable. Yeah, I don't feel it. I think that's a problem. That feeling that you get, I don't, I don't relate. No,

I feel, because the idea of the power of sign I'm holding around. Like, I'm holding something that is an eradicator. Like, I shot an AK, and I was like,

this doesn't feel right. Yeah, I kind of don't, honestly, I kind of know what you're talking. Like, I like to shoot guns because it's just kind of fun,

but like, I don't, I don't know if I feel like a high. Because I recollect on what a gun is. Like this is something like you did with one with one aim. I guess it was the God thing. Because like usually that's a positive feeling when you say you feel like a God. It feels. I feel like I have way too much power for someone that should be holding that.

Yeah. But see, but you feel like, but that's a negative feeling. Like you're like, oh, this is way too much power. I don't like this. Yeah, that's me. I was like, I don't like having that. I think most people that open carry, for example, they feel like a God and they love it. I think that's horrifying.

But that's what that's my problem I feel like we should have turrets Like centuries Yeah like centuries You carry them like fucking like fucking Marcus Like fucking like fucking like Power armor Everybody should get power armor

You give children power armor I'd be okay with that So when they laugh out they hurt people I don't be a lot more okay with people Having like Crazy like mechanical arms That can punch people's heads off Then guns I think

I just think like Because I feel like you would at least have to fight And get up in someone's face Close quarter I'll like, that's what, like, if it was up to me, if I was dictator, if I was dictator of the world, CQCCCD, that's it. There would be no more of, dude, I can't wait for medical three, dude. Ooh! Yeah.

Because that's a, you like, do you like two more than three? Well, no, no, no, I do. Well, I do, but I am excited for the third one. I just, it's weird. We're going to change stuff about it definitely. We're going to be some change. I just think there's, you know, Konami Kojima is weird. The weird release, it looks good, though.

I see. What is there looks good? It looked a lot weird or a couple, like, a couple, like, I think a year ago. When they first talked about it. Yeah, when they first showed it, Snake looked like a Broadway actor playing Snake. It didn't quite look like that. What if when it drops, it looks like Dragon Age, the Veilgard? I mean, then God bless him.

Like, it just, they just changed the art style. Oh, believe it. We're turning to a kaiju and destroy a country. That would be, I want that. That's what I'm waiting for, though. I'm waiting for it. I'm so disappointed. I'm so disappointed.

And like, look, I understand what you're saying about, like, you know, people being good on average because I do agree. I think a lot of, even the people that are so fucking stupid, they usually mean well. A lot of times they're being misled. They think they're doing the right thing, but they're so dumb that they're actually hurting things. And so the thing is, I don't think it's malevolence. I just think that there's a lot of people that feel like, you know, like say guns are

a good thing and they they're so irresponsible. I guess, I have, I have a disagreement. I just feel like there's like, in the conversation that we were having before about like finding a child in the woods. I just feel like that is more, like, I feel like more people would help than not. Yeah, I feel like more people would help than not, by like a wide margin. In the, um, I guess, the worst, I feel like the worst,

like, it goes, most people would help. A sizable portion of people would be like, that's not my problem. I feel like that's like, I feel like that's probably like a lot more people than helping. I feel that's, no, no, not then would help, but like then would do something really evil. I think that's the, um, I think the, um, I think the, the, I think the, fault is that because of that there's that effect. I forget what it's called, but it's just

that somebody else will do it. It's kind of that thing. Somebody else has got you. We always talk about the first time I ever heard someone talking about this, funny enough. You already known about this, but someone actually discussing it. They were talking about Patreon. They were talking about Patreon. Imagine if every one of your subscribers donated a dollar

to you. It would mean nothing to them, but you would be well off. But because of that effect, people are like, oh, someone else has got it. Everything I love I don't need to, but that's my nature of, like, who I am. I just, I don't it to things that even if it's like, yeah, didn't you donate to a stormfront when,

when you, everything I love I donate to. I'm not going to spend anything else. That website is nuts, dude. I only went on it one time. I heard about it on the Red Dead podcast. I never went on it because I heard about it. I was like, I don't want to be involved with that.

I don't want this to pop my fucking history one day and someone's like, what's this? You know what I saw on the banner of that? website because I went on because there was a YouTuber that used that as sources that that was what was the banner the banner was streets of rage two it was Axel you know the white

the blonde guy he was doing his fucking bare knuckle uppercut but the normal fucking bad guys they fucking rendered them black so they're like black and then it was uppercutting a black guy when they're not black in that game like there's that it's like a ginger dude he's one of the he's probably the most

recurring one like one of the the shittiest grunts and they just black and he's just uppercutting him and I'm like, that's crazy you switched to you I was scared I panage,

I panic I don't know man I feel like most people in this world are good right I feel like a lot of us are good what happens is that we're scared to be fucked over so we go into this nature

we fuck other people over because we think we're going to get fucked over I think that's totally it's like a preemptive It's game theory. It's literally game theory. It's preemptive malevolence to respond for malevolence that has not yet happened.

Because we can't tell people are going to be good, right? Most people are probably not going to bother you, right? But what happened is like these people, think of it like this. Most of these people that are fucking like probably far right people, right? They're probably not truly, truly, truly racist. But they think that their culture is going to be destroyed by the nature of these other races existing, right? They're ill-informed. They're stupid.

They're stupid. They're stupid. But they're not evil. They're being taught that. and I don't think that's because that's why they meet a black person that they fucking have in common and then that shit's flipped off of them and they realize

automatically or they fall in love with a black person or they have their black grandchild and then bam they're like how could I ever have ever been like this I love my grandkids they're isolated and I'm not saying this like to be rude but they're isolated and they're uneducated because they just don't have resources in their area

they don't they don't live in metropolis so they don't see a lot of different cultures and different experiences But the thing is, it's hard for me to sympathize or empathize like I used to because of how well-connected people are through the internet where it's like there's almost no excuse anymore to understand how vast and diverse everything is. You get echo chambered by mistake and it happens. Because they didn't exercise critical thinking growing up because they didn't have the resources to practice it, that you have like a Tucker Carlson or a temple, whoever, that just tells them what to think and how to feel and they can't do anything outside of it. They can't like say, you know, a lot of us have been programmed, but then sometimes you realize when you have bad programming. You're like, what the fuck?

What is what is this person telling me? This doesn't make any sense. Fuck this. And then a lot of times people will just tell you like shit from the like on from a conservative standpoint because I, you know, let's be real. Molluckers believe in zombies. Mothuckers believe in talking animals. They believe in magic. They believe in they believe in talking blue fire bushes.

Like they believe in, they believe in dark fantasy. Yeah. So, of course, how is it, it's a stretch to think that this orange billionaire is like them going to save America. It's not that much of a stretch when you think about it. Like I talk to people about stuff like that, right? Well, I'm just like, I really try to be respectful of everyone's personal perspective. I try. It's hard.

In view. I try. I really make effort to. It's really hard, dude. Like when, I'm like, when you guys talk about religion, I try not to say anything because my grandmother was a religious person. And though she exploits critical thinking in religion. She very much so does. She takes it on.

She takes it on. It's a crazy thing to say. Because it's a critical thing in religion is a crazy thing to say. Because you can still have faith and belief. It's like organized chaos. What are you talking about? It exists, but it's crazy. I get it.

I get it, right? It can't exist. It's oxymoron. It's oxymoron itself. Okay, but go ahead. Go ahead. She tries to. Like, you can philosophize, but I don't know about critical thinking.

She tries to. She tries to. It isn't exactly like 100% like, I clearly shouldn't do that. She tries to explore critical thinking. And she tries to understand that what you want, the world is, the world is not as simple as a book can explain to be neither is the understanding of us this entity that created everything you know she tries to exploit those things and i respect her for doing those things i disagree with some of the stuff

she believes in i respect people who are okay with having uh open conversations of this and they're it's not tied to their ego where they lash out yeah because that's the thing like i'm like look it i understand that you're upset when i say shit like you know it's fairy tales and stuff but it's like i'm sorry i i've lived 36 years on this earth and i've never experienced anything like that. I wish magic was real. I wish Ballersgate 3 was real. I would be inside of Carlack currently. Dude. Burning. I was like I'll burn with her, bro. Smaldering. Like, I wish you, I wish dark, I wish that's how the world works because it would be so much funner. It would be so fun to like having fucking, I would be a mystic knight dude. I would be, I would be a fucking arcane warrior. I'd be a terrorist

probably, but like, but like a cool magic one. You know, like a cool. I would give little kids like little gum drops and they blow up in like 12 hours like big God that would be fucking that is insane but imagine magic terrorism imagine imagine they had magic and hit the towers I gotta say if I did have

magic and powers maybe I would be the same way maybe I would slip up in the way that some people have the road rage and they have their guns on them maybe I would throw a fireball on some motherfucker I mean he's gonna he's gonna countersprone right and he doesn't and he kills somebody

Hey, bro. Bro, you got magic, right? Counter spell, why were you looking? Dude, you didn't see the fireball coming? That's your fault, dude. How does jail work when you have that, that, how does jail work in that fucking, like, how do you get put in jail in, like, ball to skate three? Like, you know, you'll go to jail. Oh, you just obey the rules immediately.

I got put in jail and I was lockpicked that bitch. But, like, how do you go to jail when you're fucking that powerful? How does that even work? Well, they can nullify magic and stuff like that. They can, but there's like barbarians. But they don't, though. at least they don't because it's a game it's not like fucking yeah right i know like it's like x-men you know how they have the collars yeah like in because in d and d there's there's anti-magic like actual cuffs

and shit like that they put on you there you go there you go or they like they cast silence or something to prevent your fear of magic if that was the case you'd go to the city of balder's gate you do some fuck shit and in the game would and they'd put you in jail because there's no there's no way gortesh look i want a nigga's gone make it so you you can escape. I would have murdered you. 100%. He would have on those sent to those

going to disprits and sit on with you and step on your head of some shit and you would have died. Yeah, yeah. What the fuck are you talking about? It trailed off. A baller's game universe being real. That's all.

I really feel like I was transcending for a moment. Because I was like trying to like switch between you guys as you were talking, trying to find and trying to find questions to read and trying to like pay attention. to what you were saying. Yeah, no, no. That was,

that felt insane. You almost leveled up, bro. Almost, but I didn't quite get there. I feel like that's the one last frontier of evolution that we're missing,

being able to multitask in that way. Yeah. Because it's like, if you're reading something, you can't listen to something on the outside. It's impossible. Yeah,

you can. So it's like, I've heard some people say that they can't. Like, don't insult my intelligence, okay? Some people can passively pay attention very well.

Passively paying attention is not, no, that's not, all you can do is miss some words and then pick up on some words. Oh, yeah, that's passive. It's very passive. Like, you can listen to a beat while you're reading.

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It's time. When we evolve next, I feel like it's going to be a bad direction. Elon Musk with those monkeys and shit. That's what he's working on, right? He's working on a nice shit. There's going to be a bad direction. I thought we're going to evolve.

We're going to turn into like a better version of humans. And we're all going to get cancer from it. Yeah. We're going to get violent cancer. Question time? Yeah, let's get into questions. Yeah, let's not go for three hours like we have for the last two podcasts. Yeah, let's not do that.

It's fun, though. It's fun, but it's also three hours. I was like, holy shit. Yeah, I got to be somewhere at six. I don't want to. People like that, apparently. They do like it. I mean, you, you sacred symbols go for like eight, nine hours, right? I really can't fathom.

I really, 25 hours on sacred. People tell us, like, oh, yeah, this episode will last me the whole week. And I'm like, yo, man, man. All right. Stop. Stop saying hooray for that. I just don't know how you guys are climbing up. rafters and putting your fucking nuisance like after after

they're at a certain point I just can't talk anymore I'm like bro we've ran out of things to say no you you're saying you're saying like Derek we've hung out for full days laughing and joking about shit the whole fucking day that's true that is we could we could do a 24 hour podcast if we wanted to but we wouldn't be able to stop it like there's no we wouldn't be able to end it well the real issue

The real barrier to that is I'm not rendering that. Exactly. Whoever's computer, whoever's computer is rendering that is gone. That's a new computer has to be bought. Granted, it'll be a lot easier this way with like one single video feed, but like... 100%.

Even still, like a 24-hour fucking video? We could do that. It'd be fucking hilarious too. But we would also slip up and start saying wild shit eventually. Yeah, that's... I feel like we'd have to get like massive... Let you know, massive donations to even attempt anything like that. What's the longest?

you've broadcasted for. Not long at all, like five, six hours. I've gone to like eight. Yeah. Like that was, and I was with friends. Like I couldn't like, by myself, I'm like,

all right, three hours would usually be like the longest. Yeah, by yourself three hours. Like I, the longer, I think I had like an Eldon ring stream that was like a while, 11 or 12 hours.

Wow. And I remember I hit the 12. Because I was at 11 and I was like, we should just hit 12. Okay. Because like, why wouldn't we at this point? Right.

I did the, when I was playing Resident Evil 7, biohazard I did beat the game no I did uh two halves I did like 15 it was like 15 hour game about okay I did like one half

another half then I did like the DLCs in one go and then for um uh village I did the first like maybe because I played until I died and I died only when you fought the

that bitch that like spat ass into the air and she killed you if you played I don't know if you played village or not I played it you know the bat at the top of the on the rooftops no it's uh it's uh you're

In like some sort of place we have to drop me to get a drop down somewhere. And then you fight this thing that spits ass into the air. And I didn't know it was going to kill me like that. Oh, the fish in the swamp. Yeah, the fish. Yeah, the fish. Yeah. That's the whole time I die. And like the swamp. In the swamp.

Murky and shit. That's the only time I die. The fetus. I know exactly what you're talking about. I hated that. You don't know. You don't know what they're going to do. Well, that's why I died now.

And I was like, I have no cool what's going to happen. I really liked that game, man. It was fun. That game was like. Very fun. Very fun horror game. There's no way I could have stream that because I, uh, everyone was naked. Everyone.

You modded immediately? Everyone. Everyone was naked. Oh, yeah. Let me, them a truss had. Oh, yeah. There were a lot of mods for that. They had Vayner's, bro.

I actually didn't install any months. Fucking, I put a cockler. I put a cockle of, dude. He had food. Let's get it. He was packing. Whoever made the mod for Hezenberg, he was, it was so, he was so, he was so, I was like, dude. Put that away, bro.

Jesus. All right. Let's get it. Let's get into question. I show Rodin. He says, howdy fellers. After Chris's movie trailer of Freaky Friday with Sween and Mitch McConnell, I totally forgot we even fucking did that. That's crazy. I need an extra ammo of Mitchie Monday starring Swin.

That would be a great script. You, uh, you living through Mitch McConnell's life. Yeah. I can usurp him and just become Mitch McConnell for a while. Yeah. I forget the parameters of what the fuck we talked about. Oh, yeah. What we improv there, but I don't know. I would I would hate to be a politician, dude. Bro, I forget, like, everything to the point where, do you see somebody was, uh, casually, they were poking fun at when I mentioned the, the moans and Dark Souls? Oh, yeah. The first episode, literally the first episode I talked about that.

Oh, the first episode of the year. So the first time that I was on. That's so crazy. I talked about it. So somebody pointed out, they're like, will you fucking switch up the topics or whatever? It's been the same to for three years. And I was like, I'm sorry I don't remember what the fuck I said? Four years ago.

One repetition after that long is pretty not bad at all. I mean, our red dead repetition is gotten out of hand. That's just being pretty. Yeah, but we're forced. We're forcing that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was completely forgot, but like, we were talking earlier before the show about like what it would be like if they had a podcast.

If, if. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like. The switcher's not working. What do you mean? What do you mean? Mike is a, yeah, yeah, yeah. We should, we should, we should, we should, we should, uh, have to pull on.

Well, I don't know what this podcasting or whatnot means, but I'm down if you are. Have a Stephanopause on? A fist from your face, Arthur. Ah, yeah. You're too close to the mic, Arthur. You're blowing out the audio. I can't. People's speakers are going to clip to high hell.

What the fuck's a clip? You know, it's funny? Modern day that gang, Dutch would start a podcast. He would 100% would. He would like, I have a plugin. We're going to get rich off. It would be like the Vandercast or something. The Van der Kass.

You would totally call it the mandercast. He would definitely take the name of it. And then like it'd be him, John, Micah, and Arthur. Micah. Arthur would be so pissed of Micah being like one of the guests. Yeah. He'd be so upset. It would be a lot of arguments between Arthur and John.

But Arthur. would hate Micah, though. He would hate him. Michael would keep saying the N-word. And, like, he's like bad. They'd have Lenny on our episode and he would say the internet and he'd be like, stop calling the boy that, all right? God damn it, Micah.

We don't talk about them like that. That's not okay. This is really complicating the editing process here. Right. Exactly. I don't want to add in beeps and boops and all sorts of nonsense. He's editing. Arthur's editing the fire.

Arthur would be the editor because he's the, He's the support. He's like the backbone. That's true. So he would be the editor of that show. What would John do? John would be the ad read. John would show up.

Yeah, he would read the ads. He would show up late. This podcast is, I can't even do. I can't do John's voice. This podcast is brought to you by Squarespace.com. You know what's crazy? I know what you're trying to do when I hear it and I totally get it.

It's hard. I can't get that rash. It's not right, but it is also. It's insane how unique of his voice. Like he had such a unique voice. Totally why I fell in love with them. like sexually and uh i just i love i love the subtle because i just i just played again i'm in the

epilogue right now with him which i forgot like i was i was so mad because i'm i'm ready to i'm ready to i want to kill mica so bad like i'm so ready to do it but i forgot five hours it's been a long time five hours i forgot that like you're making me milk the cows you're making me shovel shit dude it is it really is it's a really long that's my only real criticism that game is I just feel like the epilogue doesn't need to like I feel like they could you could get away with right now with ram trucks declaration of deals well qualified current fca lasees get a low mileage lease on the 2026 ramb 1500 big horn crew cab four by four for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,099 due at signing tax title license extra no security deposit required call 1 877 ram 5 722 for lease details requires dealer contribution and lease through stalantis financial current vehicle must be registered to consumer at least 30 days prior to lease to qualify extra charge for miles over 32,500. Not all customers will qualify. Residency restrictions apply. Take delivery by 331. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at

Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually. Actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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I get it. There's an epilogue and not one two for Jack. It doesn't feel nearly as long. It's not nearly as long. It's still like an hour or two. And I will say like it's not even that the epilogue. It's not the epilogue that I have a problem with necessarily. It's that I feel like you could roll credits on Arthur's story.

Like literally roll the credits and then do the other. epilogue. Sure. Like, I would prefer that because, like, there's a feeling of, like, it's drawn out when it doesn't need to be.

Sure. And I was just like, oh, my God. Having to finish that game for sacred symbols on, like, a time crunch was so annoying. Oh, like,

I imagine. Like, because that was one of the, that was back when we were getting games early. And then we decided we just don't want to do this because it's just putting too much stress on. I love, right.

I really love John. I think John Martian is like someone I really can look at as, like, a person that really tries to do to write. Like, Arthur, speak into the microphone, Dutch. like Arthur Arthur definitely

he awoken that good part of himself as he journeyed through the game depends on how you play him technically I'd like to believe I like to believe canonically Can you imagine really living in in the Like I don't know man

But it would have to be Oh go ahead I don't know man The Wild West just seems like It's a cool period of time It's like man It must smell so bad No it smells gross

There's no plumbing Maybe Sandinine has a plumbing The sheer gotta pay for pussy constantly Yeah No fucking lights other than like say you got to go to specifically like Other than outside of Sandinie living in that it's fucking because like okay They had lighting they brought plumbing the things are starting to turn or in a Recognizable area for us yeah where we wouldn't be like a living hell but outside of that no AC no lights

It would be so bad like how do you even winter is death yeah fuck that winter's death over there You really had to love your partner back then I feel yeah yeah like you know I mean, because they're not bathing every day. They're smelling like the worst. It's humid and hot and they're in all those fucking clothes. Oh my fucking God. You really got to love that person to their core, man. If civilization collapse, bro, we had to go back to the fucking like post-apocalypse

the Wild West version of the Earth, bro. That shit would be such a fucking horrible version. I feel like I would prefer the societal aspects of it, but like that would be. Oh, no. Dealing with the effluvia of that is crazy. I feel like what you got to do is that first year. really just learn shit. You got to learn how to keep yourself alive. You got to exercise, get your body right to the best form that can be. Keep yourself alive. Because,

keep yourself alive. There's no way. That is on the death is around the corner a lot. There's no way. I just, I can't imagine like not showering every day. I just that like, even doing like a, like a bird bath, that shit sucks, man. Because like, it's like, you know, when you just like, oh, you do the pits and stuff. You do your fucking wash your nuts, your ass, your pits. And then you're like okay I'm good I guess but you can to exfoliate your pits Arthur you're coming in here smelling so gross

Arthur you smell sour what you're good Michael why you said I just gave up Micca why do you smell like Mikea why do you smell like cottage cheese you smell sour it just

his fucking beard just smells like piss I love dude right to every Dentium 2 is such a Arthur is such a fucking great character. If you listen to this podcast and don't know what Red Dead 2 is, I'm flabbered acid by the

first of all you're dumb. Well, yeah, like why at this point? Why have you not? Like the amount of people that messaged me saying that they

they tried or started playing Mass Effect because of how much I was coming over. We talked about it. Yeah. And I imagine there was other games specifically

for that too. So if if there's people that haven't even tried it, like what's wrong with you? Even just like a curse glance of like the trailers to get a glance of what we're talking about. Right. Like I don't know.

I'm gonna play that game again for Lily. So you can see, so you can see how good that game is. You know what you should do? You should play. Oh wait. I was gonna say dude, revolutionary. Put in the teleportation mod. Oh my God. It makes the game so fucking. The game's almost, it also just makes it not right down at that point. No, trust me. Because there's plenty of missions where you can't do that

because you have to ride. Right. Right. Right. There is no, there is no destination you don't know where you're going yet so you have to ride so it does it cuts out a lot of the pointless like fuck i have to travel so far and fast travel's not gonna really help me though i i appreciate it i like the part of it the first time like when it's kind of like it's way worse the second time i actually it's kind of worse second time specifically because the first time the first time you don't it's like the hateful eight i really did not like the hateful eight because i felt like it dragged on for fucking ever and it's just like oh my god when is this going to stop and then I watched it again and because I understood because I had the context of like

you're looking for everything that's why no it's because I had the context of like oh I know how long this is this doesn't feel nearly as long it's kind of how I felt about red dead where it's like oh yeah that was long when I first played it because I felt like I was going to be on this road forever but I know how long this is now it's not really that long at all I don't feel that way at all I'm more like I've already seen this I want to skip this part now but then you've already seen the rest of the game too though it's kind of how but those are the parts that I want to play I want to play I want to first of all I want to shoot a bunch of people I love I love it. Like that's, like that's, like, it's fun.

Like, you want to play the sandbox. It's fun. Like, 100, that's the reason why I play rock star games. Yeah, and I get that. But like, I'm not, Red Dead is like a weird thing where it's like, if I'm playing Red Dead, I'm actually like in a cowboy mood like genuinely. Like I want to like be in that place. I don't, I don't really care about like this. I like, look at GTA. That's a fucking rocket launcher. Like, shoot a rocket launcher that for some reason goes under a car and up. Yeah. Yeah, that's just crazy. That's just crazy. The physics and GTA4 are so weird. cool they're definitely that's definitely not supposed to work that way well actually apparently that uh is that on purpose yeah no apparently like say if you can scrape stuff with like with an RPG yeah you can't like it needs to make a more direct the detonating part is the tip of it

the tip is what that no i understand i understand but like i really i what i'm saying is i don't remember it acting like in the original i feel like whatever they did to enhance it for like the backwards compatible might have like fucked with it in some way i don't because i do not remember that at all. When we were experiencing that, when we were playing, when we were playing GTA4 on like Christmas or whatever, and we were like shooting rockets at cars and it was going under and up into the sky, I do not remember that from GTA4 base at all. I feel like I remember that, but I can be wrong. I can, I know, maybe, maybe I'm wrong, but like, I swear to got, because there's something, sometimes when you upscale and when you like increase frame rates on things, like that will,

that actually like was a big reason why like the match chief collection was fucked. It was because that game is tied to the frame rate in such a way that like even like the bouncing glitches didn't work, weapons didn't shoot right because like the, it's tied to frame rate and stuff. Yeah. So, like, I could see like that being a reason, but like I really do not remember that goofy ass fucking rocket. If I'm being honest, in GTA 4, I just played ballad at Gatoy 21.

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20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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I swear. I never actually played that. So I'd punch a guy and he'd explode and hit a car and a car would blow it. up because it took so much damage from his body hitting it so hard. My favorite thing to do was like pedestrian rage and everybody would go in San Andrea's you go, you'd go like the mob one

where like it would pretty much be how long you could survive. Me and my best friend would do it all the time. Dude, it's crazy. I made it like half an hour and then some guy sniped me. It was crazy. Some dude sniped me. I would mostly get killed by RPGs. Like say you would just be, you would be fucking like just driving

and then boom. I'm like, What the fuck? Such a mean-spirited thing to do to people. They would be attacking each other. It'd be like Dawn of the Dead, but they have guns. They have guns. That's crazy. Oh, dude, I fucking love San Andreas.

That was such a, like... That's why, like, I was, man, the fucking that, that definitive edition or whatever. They really fucked it up so bad. Is it still fucking... I just came across that fucking... It's not great. The whiting of a car. No, what was it?

Riders, is that his name? Yeah, right. Like, fucking his arms are like, go. Gumpie. Dude, I just came across that picture. I'm laughing. His arms looked like the fucking final shape. It was crazy.

Like, it was so twisted and fucked up. Yeah, I couldn't believe. I will say the glitches in that version of the game, like when it first came out, had me dying. Dude,

when I was reading that. That was so insane. Oh, yeah, when you could, like, when you could sway back and forth and just make the car really big. That is a, if you really think, kept getting bigger. I was hitting everyone.

I was hitting everybody. If you really think about how that glitch functions, that is great. That would be a difficult thing to program. If you try to do it, let's have a car that, like,

gets bigger as you wiggle it. Like, how do you even do that? Usually, like, to change models like that, you have to, like,

cut away and, like, replace it with, like, a bigger model. Right. Like, the idea that you could just,

like, wiggle it into, like, spaceship territory. I completely forgot about that. That's incredible. And there was that one where if you did rearview camera, it would just be like CJ's face.

Staring at C. Oh man. That game is such a mess. Bro, they released that shit. They released that. They didn't play test that game clearly. They didn't give a fuck. That's what that was.

I feel like they had AI make that thing, man. Like, I'm not even joking. I think some of the signs were like AI upscale. That's why you had like signs that were misspelled because it was some community. Yeah, you saw that it was just like wrong all of a sudden. You're like, what the fuck? No, totally. They totally didn't.

that was and somehow still better than Saints Row when they remade it that was that was bad bro that might be the worst game I think I've seen in a long time like as far as like a triple like I don't know AAA is necessarily the right word but like like a big proper like something that isn't Lord of the Rings Golm you know yeah yeah no yeah man man they fucking I really I really enjoyed that I love that franchise I just like Keith Davidson. A lot of people didn't like four because they said it like it jumped the shark.

Four is a bit a bit much. You go to space, right? That's what no. Well, you've been abducted by aliens and you're in a simulation. And then so you have superpowers. Superpowers and simulation. And it renders cars useless. It's basically prototype.

It is. Except not as good. They act. They borrowed a bunch of stuff on purpose. Like they did certain things that you can romance like mass effect. But not really because they didn't go deep. to a purposely. Very shallow.

They did a lot of shallow, um, um, um, biting on purpose. But even that one's, but even that one's better than that new one. Oh yeah. That new one is, no, four, I still enjoyed four. It just wasn't nearly as good as three. Yeah, that new one.

I like the giant purple dildo from, from, that shit's fun. That's three, three is fucking, like you can, three, I had such a, David, right?

No, what we become president, right? Four, four, four, no, three is Keith David. No, no, he's not in three at all. I don't think so. No, he's in one of the older ones, I'm pretty,

He is in one, maybe not as President Keith David, but like, I think, I think he is in three. I don't. Fuck the vice was on Connellis. Look it up. I'm not afraid to walk these streets. I got to, we got to get through more of these questions. Yeah, we do. Because we're, yeah.

What time are we at? How long are we at? Oh, shit. Yeah. At least we have the time code down. Yeah, now we can see. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Our setup looks crazy.

We'll take a picture of it for, and put it on Instagram or something so you can see what, like, what, what we're looking at. But it's, it's pretty, it's pretty nutty what we got over. here. Germs who died are brushed aside for losing the plaque, they're something. It cuts out. Sorry. I'm on the iPad. I'm not going to fucking.

I fade to black. I fade to black yet again. He writes and he says, honest self-reflection time. If you were born 100 years earlier, do you think you would have supported women's right to vote in 1910s? Probably not. If it depends on raised by. I mean, just, yeah.

I mean, like, I mean, if I was raised by the prevailing wisdom, probably not. Because what is the reasoning? It's that like they can't be drafted so they shouldn't have representation. That's what it is, right? Like that's the general kind of argument. That was the argument at that time, I think. Yeah, for the most part, it was that. You're not equally at the disposal of the government so you shouldn't have a say.

I mean, that was the argument that was the argument they hid behind. Yes. Right. Yeah. It is the argument they hid behind. However, it is also valid. Like, if you are voting, you should get drafted. There's some validity to the argument.

but that's not the main reason why. Of course. They hid behind that. Of course, yes. Yeah, that's why. Not because I'm an asshole, you know. The same reason that black people shouldn't be able to vote. They're not humans.

It's like, nah. That's why you're high to mind. It's like, no. But they could get drafted, though. Of course, for some reason. Yeah. Awesome, dude. You can't get drafted and then not be able to vote.

That's crazy. It's wild. You also shouldn't be a felon and be able to run for president and then also somehow as a felon not be able to vote. I like that. I, such a clown. reality that we live in. This country is a joke now. But anyway, of course. So what do you, so did you find an answer to the Keith David? Because I might be wrong. So what it looks like is it looks like he's only in four

as himself, but he did voice a guy named Julius Little. Yes. Right. Two or three? In the original. In the original. And he yeah, so some people are asking why is he Keith David in four instead of Julius? Because he wasn't in three. Because it's funny. He's president of Keith David and yeah. He was, yeah. He was, yeah, he as himself. The answer to that question is, the answer that question is because it's funny. Because it's, that's the answer. He's pressing in Keith David because it's funny that Keith David.

He's such a talented fucking. I mean, people love Keith David. And it's also keeping with Keith David being in pretty much every sci-fi thing now, I think that was kind of like one of the other. I think that's, you need to be in it. All of it now.

I think he's been in like every major. He's, he doesn't do fantasy, but he's been in like every sci-fi thing, he's like, sign me up. Sign me up. Ever since the thing,

literally. Sign me up. Do you see that they're... So, there's a, they're remaking a, a, of the thing, PS2 game. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26th, 300 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for $369 a month, for 39 months, with $4,00099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required.

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Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. That is, I'm not even joking. Like John Carpenter's? Yeah, John Carpenter is the thing for PS2. There was apparently like a PS2 game that acted as like a sequel to the movie.

Oh. And apparently it's good. Well, I never heard about it. It wasn't that good because who the fuck? Who played it? It was one of those things where it's like, uh, there was just no audience for it, but like the people who played it really loved it. I couldn't imagine caring about a sequel to that game, really.

Well, I didn't even, because I can't even, I can't imagine caring about a movie because like, it's supposed to be left up in year. That's the point of the, the, the thing. Yeah. Like I was supposed to be left alone. I didn't care about the thing, though. I love their thing. Yeah.

As a kid. I think it's a. fantastic movie as a magical effects and the nature because I think I know

at the end people don't agree with me I think child's the thing at the end the movie I think it's child's

yeah I think it's popular that unpopular people because what's your name carpenter says you would

you never know I'm like not it's childs well it's kind of like the fallout thing where it's like who's like the idea is

that China started fired first but like technically the point is that you're not really supposed

to know that like the point is that like it's like the show the show fucks that up though not really yeah no it doesn't doesn't the show and we're talking about fallout like the video game universe right what are you talking about yeah we're talking about the fallout in the in the show doesn't they clarify that like they spoil us for the fallout show sorry yeah sorry but what are you talking about one of the they initiated the company that's created the bunkers they devout they created they did it they no that's not what the implication is that they intend to or that they're open to doing that

that, but like, it's never really confirmed. That's that they did it. It's never confirmed that they actually did it, only that they would. Because that's canon to the video game universe, right? It is, right? Yeah, yeah, it is. Okay. I don't have to watch that again.

My interpretation was that they definitely are responsible for it. No, I think the whole, why would, just because they said, not if we drop the bombs first, but like, there's so many people at Voltaic that were, that are completely taken aback by it. Not really. There's only one person if I was taken back by it. And it was that younger dude. I don't think it's, I think specifically it's China. but like the retcon is that you don't know

you're not supposed to know only that there were a lot of there were a lot of people who were willing to do it obviously because there's a fucking war as of as of if you're if you never if you don't know anything about the universe it would be implied that they did it it's implied for sure yeah because I know

like I know in Fallout 3 and 4 3 and 2 and stuff like that it's in here it's hinted that it is China as well they're like they're the ones that ignition or what people were told is that it was China at least yeah there's a lot of reasons for why it would happen but like generally, you know, it's supposed to be up in the air.

Yeah. I mean, I would say to the show, it just looks like obviously, oh, these guys have the best bunkers. They're going to be fine. We're going to make a lot of money. This is awesome. Get the bombs dropped. Like, it's just, you know, but then it can be smart, like, say, moving forward to

be like, that's what you think. Yeah. I think it's a red herring. I don't think you'll ever know. I don't, I think it's like the, how long, how long is it after the. The bombs drop is I don't really I think it was like

five seconds five seconds five second the shockwave isn't even done you get out what's going not if we did it

the thing the thing to me the thing to me that indicates the thing to me that kind of makes it feel like

they didn't do it is the woman who's working for Voltaic that is the wife of Cooper the fact

that her daughter is outside when the bombs drop kind of indicate to me that's like if she didn't know that I don't know that just strikes me as like really that's interesting that's a good that is a good point but it also you know I wouldn't see because this is this is the reason why I was having a problem watching the show in the in the first half of the season because there was a bunch of like shit that I was saying like a bunch of contrived shit that was kind of like unclever the first half is a little like you kind of have to like just kind of take it as a

It was basically like it was very unclever and in the same way that you bring that up as a great point. But it also wouldn't put I wouldn't put it past them just not even consider that. Yeah. I mean, I mean, like because of a lot of the shit that they did in that show, it would be, I would be like pleasantly surprised that that that was something that you should focus on. Because there was a lot of shit like that I'm like, like a lack of nuance and inconsistencies and and shit that just was contrived in my opinion. that like... There's a lot of good stories that are like that though.

Like a lot of things like yeah, we'll just have it this here and then they'll be like, oh wait, that's a good act that's a good act. It's good that's good much because now we can that's a good,

that's a good motive. That's a lot of great storytelling is really just people floundering into like great shit by action. Oh yeah, 100%. People just like, people just spit shit out

and I'm like, oh, it turns into great. But like I feel there's a lot of people that maybe they just, they think their, their eagles are inflated and they don't do enough rewrites because like when you think about like some of the best scripts ever written

and you ask them like how many times this was rewritten and it's fucking dozens of times Yeah dude that's George R. Martin literally That's why he's not done yet That's why this nigga's gonna die And then he's not finishing those books Dude the thing is that The thing is the problem with that is that

If you've watched Game of Thrones There's a fuck ton of characters Sure The book there's way Way more important characters Of course of course And it's just like damn dude It's like the thing that's good about

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Breaking Bad's main cast is five people Yeah Well then as subcast It grows out a little bit expands And then it dwindles Then it shrinks

Then they say Game of Thrones It just gross Yeah And gross But look And gross Well breaking bad is actually a really

Great example Like where they They had no fucking idea Where they were gonna go With that show Very true Like they literally would Intentionally

Right themselves Into corners Just to see if like Can we write ourselves Out of this Like Which is a good It's kind of a good

exercise because it ends up in like a really engaging show. How was he going to kill this guy? The original script fucking Walter White exploded when he fucking threw that shit down. They're like, wait. All right. We got to back this up a little bit. They were literally going to kill Jesse, I think.

I think it's like a commonly like, like, season two. Yeah. They were going to kill Jesse in season one. No, and the first time you meet him. What? He's on screen. Jesse was going to, he was going to fall out. He was going to fall out the window when he was caught fucking that lady and

break his neck and die and that was going to be jesse's entire character he was going to break his neck and he was going to start foam drooling and then die this dude this dude fucking uh what's his name his real name uh jessie pigman yeah yeah so yeah real life jess erin i actually forgot i made me so mad i had to remember i had to buffer his Jesse pigman irl so jessie pigman i rl he like he's so excited he got the role he's like fuck yeah dude i'm so excited you know this is really going to help my career and then he just has one episode That's what episode is. But they were going to ask him at the season finale or something.

Really? And then like, but as they were going around, it's like, he's really good. And so they just kind of kept him around. He's not very young anymore. He's like he's young during the show. And now he's like not a very young man anymore at all. He took that need for speed movie immediately afterwards. And it fucking ruined everything.

Oh, flop so hard. Yeah. That sucks because apparently that movie was like, if you're in the cars, that shit was like amazing. But the problem is most people aren't in the cars. Couldn't give less of a fuck. It doesn't do the 1960s anymore. It's not. And fashion fears came and gone and fashion fears

became action franchise which was when I started watching. Yeah. Because I don't give a fuck about cars. I don't care about cars at all. My favorite moment in fashion fair is when the rock flexed out of a cast and it picked up a minigone and shot a helicopter down.

And then him and that's fast seven. And him and Vin Diesel have like a kiss off pretty much. Yeah, that's a one admitted they were going to fuck each other. Fast seven, bro. We got a good. We got a good one here from the Pippini brothers moderating the great space Sweene loses points.

A lot of these names are cutting off, by the way. You got to shorten them. If you could do a shitty dub of an anime or cartoon similar to the big green dub of Dragon Ball Z, what show would you do and who would you get to voice cast in it? Much big gay love for Pride Month.

That's right, it is still Pride Month. So, I have always wanted to do something like this. I think I was there was a wasn't it a couple of years ago that we were talking about doing like an all southern dub of Spider-Man? Yes. Earth you Spider-Man. We had so,

we would watch that movie and like recite the script in like a just a blatantly like Cletus ass accent and just go to town on that script. I would love. You can't do that to me. I started this company. don't know how much I've sacrificed. You don't know how much I'm sacrificed?

Shee. Shee. Finish it. And deliver us from evil. Oh, my God. I just, Back messenger. Knock me now.

We're not so different, you and I. That scene where he walks up, he leaves. he thumbs his head. I think that scene is the most disrespectful scene from any movie I've ever watched. Yeah, when he hits him a light pat. He gives him a light pat on the head and it does a Fonzie Lean. Fonzie lead. It is so good.

Hey, Richie, slaps the fuck out of Spider-Man. Swindrake lift the car and he had slapped him like that. He could have stabbed him in his juggler. He could have like, I can kill you right now. He could have done a lot of stuff, but that was the best. That was... I'd pull his mask if I'd lick his face a bunch. That would be...

Stick your fingers on his throat. He throws up on me. I lick it. I can give whatever I want to you right now. I get it whenever I want to you. You're mine. There was a guy that we invented who was like he would like... Every now and then we'll... I don't know if people at home do this, but every now and then we'll invent...

We'll just invent a guy. Yeah, event character. It's funny. Yeah, you invent a guy. Remember the piss drinking dad? The vat of infinite piss You were there for that We told you to come over that

But you were busy It was the way we watched the movie Oh that movie right right yeah Stupid And that was at Nickies right Yeah Dude Ben was so mad Because he kept shit on the movie

He was like just watch the movie Yeah he was like trying to like actually watch it And then he realized it was shit And he gave up He was like whatever He's like yeah whatever This guy drinks piss I can't remember what that movie was called

man. He should probably do something. That's what's called? We should, we should do something. You said we should probably do something? I think that sounds better than a movie. That's a great name for a movie. We should probably do something.

Maybe we should do something. We should do something. Per chance, action should be taken. I was going to say those exact words. No, you weren't. I swear on my life. Those are such specific words. I don't believe you.

I was going to say that because that's just do something in a different way. You know what? I don't like that. Yeah. That implies we've spent a much time. You know, it's like you guys are finding Chinese finger traps with your penis. We're like brothers only close. You guys are.

Are you Chinese finger traps with your dick is crazy? And you guys uncut? Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 26. Ram 1500 Big Horn crew cab four by four for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra.

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I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. You're uncut? Uncut. What do you mean? Uncumcumcised.

You mean default? Yeah. But uncut. No. Damn. So no, you guys can't talk. That's fucked up. Yeah, yeah, no, no.

They cut me immediately. They took the whole thing off. There's no hood of it. all. Yeah, yeah. It was like a worm. I think I just fell. I think I fell out onto a blade. That's great. Dude. Your dad was like, make him cry. He's like, what?

Make three cries. My shit looks wild. You know how like they spiral cut hot dogs on the grill? Oh my God. Yeah, that's, you know, that's what you're working with. That's what I'm working with. Did it get down to your like? I'm working with that slinky. I'm working like deep. Oh my God. Did it get down and you're like, you got the, you got the, you got the

Blossom. You got the blossom thing. I got that boing sincerely. Now, is your urethra intact or did it cut into there to where you piss out in a spiral everywhere? No, my, my erythra, it's almost like, it's almost like a twizzler meets a nerds rope. You know, where it's like the urethra's still intact, but there's a, there's a spiral around. But there's a spiral in it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's art. Dude, I kind of want a nerds rope right now. That sounds, oh, I'm also really hungry. I'm quite hungry, too. I'm quite famished. Yeah, as well. It sucks.

We took a little longer, and I kind of have to go somewhere, and I don't want to do it after the episode later on. Well, I actually still have, because I'm an asshole and I forgot to post my fucking, um. Oh, you didn't do the. Yeah. I had it sitting there, and I just totally forgot. I almost deleted it, too, by accident. Because I'm used to clearing out my desktop of, like, all the sacred recordings after I'm done with them. What I'm playing on doing is.

So the extra arrow that will follow for this week will be like my. solo because we're a little bit behind. Sorry. Use the one that I have for next week. Oh, did, oh, right. It hasn't been posted. We could do either one, honestly. It hasn't been posted because I was going to post it later.

We should put that one then, because that's what we tease that one. And then save it. And then I'll just have my solo one go live. Okay. So we can, we can not do. I forgot the camera's been on Sweeney this whole time. This means. This takes some getting used to me.

Yeah, it's got me. First, this is your first time. So it's like, I'm getting the hang of it. My plan is that I think I was going to do, I was going to do a video podcast with Lillian from my house. Yeah. Because beat her. That could be fun.

Just to have one for her because she hasn't done a video thing in a while. You should beat her. I'm not going to beat me. You ever see that like? I'm not going to beat her with a camera on. You know, that nanny camera that dude breaks in and starts just wailing on that chick. Like he's like stealing.

He's like, yeah, he's like stealing. He's like, he's fucking robbing and he for some reason just decides to punch the shit out of this chick. Dude, I want to get a ring camera, but only in my room facing my bed at night when I'm watching porn. I like that.

You know, it's really crazy? What if there's an image of someone right behind, like someone up on a ceiling while you're watching porn? And you see that the next morning and you're like, what the fuck? As long as nothing happens to me, I'm all right. I'm not okay. Somebody being around around.

I'll just forget about it. That's a lot for me to handle it. I'm not going to move. I just finished setting up this office. I'm not moving anytime soon. If I wake up and there's someone in my room, you give you pretty much this. Like, if you're not someone I know, like you're not waking me up, you pretty much all your rights to me.

I'm going to do some fuckery to you. What would you if you came on an appkin in the middle of the night and then like as it's as it flies towards an appkin, you hear out like a Yoshi noise. There's a Yoshi outside my window. And then there's a tongue like grabs it. And then like we burr and then it like fucking. That was a good. And it gets an ability. Yeah.

What does it get? What does it get? If you were. It just, it just, it's face becomes your face. Oh, no. No. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.

It just turns into you. That's so gross. It just turns into you. That's so disgusting. The idea of that happening and it pops out of egg and then it pelts an egg at you. Break shatters your whole fucking side of your face. Because he throws those motherfuckers hard, bro. Yeah, he pitches those eggs.

You know, I just realized. I think it's actually, it's recording both audios from the cameras. Oh, interesting. So this is going to, from like a video perspective. The audio attached to the video feed on the raw file is going to sound fucking stupid. It's going to sound awful. That'll be the free version that you get. It's constantly in the red.

That's what you're going to for not paying us. It is constantly peaking so often that I actually wonder if the video will be damaged somehow. It damages the video. Someone else out the video cuts out. It's just fucking distorted. Imagine clipping so hard that the audio, the video gets fucked. Dude, that can't happen, right? No, I mean, they're separate entire, but it is so red, so consistently.

I'm just surprised that it's, they're both consistent. Look, we'll say, we're right by the, from the Alpha Series camera. So I would imagine, okay, that makes sense for it to spike. This one is far away. It's spiking from you talking. That's crazy, too. Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26, Ram, 500 Big Horn crew cab, four by four.

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morrig? And Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you.

See, like, okay, camera one, look at how much the spikes. Hey! Whoa! Whoa! Hey, hey. Hey, hey, yeah, yeah. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, whoa. That's offensive, bro. Hey, man. Raines Falls, man. That's my guy. Stop.

Raines Falls, my guy. That's probably my great uncle's name. Stop. Don't say it. Stop, son. The white people are going to kill us all. My great uncle frees with minorities. My great uncle breeds with blacks.

Arthur, you must. All right. That's my grandma. That's crazy. We'll do one more. Arthur, stop. Arthur, don't you fucking. I hate, I love how they didn't give them the accent.

I wish they did in the game. Oh, no, for sure. That sounds like a. a real native person. 100%. They don't, I've met native people. Some of,

okay, some of them may sound like that. Some of them may sound like that. No, they do. That's like, the ones I've met don't sound like that. They're not all from the same region.

That's true. That is also true as well. It's like, it's like, why we make, you know, Asian accents, Indians,

I'm like, because they're in their native language, they speak a certain way. When they speak English, they sound, I mean, like, all the stereotypes come from somewhere.

Not true. Not true. What do you mean? Give me an example. I like chicken. I like chicken more than I like pussy, bro. I like it way more than like having sex. Dang, that's true.

That is very true. Dang, that's true for me too. I don't know. I don't know. That's, yes, it is. Chris, stop. You're lying to yourself. Chris, I've seen you do a little happy dance when you get gusses.

Shut the fuck up. You haven't seen my sex happy dance, though. It's not as enthusiastic, I bet. You're like that fucking, you ever see that, you've seen that, you've seen that dumb bitch with the, with the, with the, with the waffles. and she's doing that like that fake thing. That's what I do exactly. Yeah, you do that's what I do exactly.

When you're about to have sex, you just start going. He's with a fork in a knife and then she's like, oh, what's happening? Don't move for us to hurt you. Don't move. Don't move or I'm going to fucking kill you. I'm not. I'm not kidding. That's fucking terrifying. Someone's actually going to eat your pussy.

Sorry. I'm here to eat your pussy for real. I'm here to nod. Bears are eating animals alive. It's like the same thing. thing, you're just fucking lightly snacking, and she's screaming and flailing, and you're just that was fast. Well, I imagine that's how fast it would be if you're being cut into.

You're being casually cut into, and you're like fucking Dr. Mangula and shit doing fucking experiments, and he's just casually like, do, boom, boom, that motherfucker was the devil, bro. If I had to give up. He was humming in German while he was ripping people open. He's just singing the Erica song, right? Eyes, wait, I don't know those song. Okay. fucking Nazi. I'm not.

See? You are a fucking secret you're a secret Nazi. That's that's so, me being a Nazi so wild. That would be hilarious. Because I am so black. That's what's so awesome about it. I'm such a black person. That'd be like, you're a Nazi. I will say, I'd love that. So if you had, if you could

if you had, if you had to give up one. What do you do? Chicken or pussy? Chicken are Nazis. Chicken or Nazis? Obviously chicken the fuck not. No. It's not a spice of life, bro. What I mean? Chicken. Chicken.

Chicken or sex? Sex, 100%. You would get rid of it? Can I still masturbate? No, that's sex. What? Excuse me? It would count.

All right, you're, you're kind of, you're kind of moving the goalpost now. I am moving the goalpost, 100%. If I can't masturbate, then I'd give up. So no sexual stimulation is what you're saying. But I don't have the urge anymore. Do I have the urge anymore still? No. Yes.

Yes, of course you do. No. You're already thinking about it. You're getting upset just thinking about it. You know what's crazy? If I can give up the urge, I'd give it the urge for free. Oh yeah, me too. Yeah, yeah.

I would hand it off to somebody. But you know what's crazy, though? Even at that level, it's still kind of a contest. You know what I mean? Like, it is still kind of a question, I feel. I haven't said an answer yet. That's crazy. Like, I would still be, I would be thinking.

If a genie asked me that question, I would stall for a really long time. Really? Not me. I think I would. Not me. You would give a pussy? Oh no, are we talking Giving up pussy or chicken or chicken

But I was so I guess at some point I would give up chicken No no no no No if you were talking about the other The goal post moving Right right Like that That would be like I'll give up chicken easily

I'm not gonna I'm not gonna go feral Like at a certain point when you stop like coming You just go feral You go like But here's the thing Or you might be the P you might transcend That's what they say

Here's the thing about it though But those are all the mass shooters That's true Wait is a think about you're in your 60s and you don't care about that anymore and now you can't have chicken either now you got nothing I'd be upset but like you guys like chicken

I love chicken but I love chicken I love like I already mentioned that my favorite dish is a bean and cheese burrito like me that my favorite like final meal kind of a thing last meal I would do a bean cheese burrito with fries that's it if it's pizza sex is going away I think for me I like chicken away more like I love pizza

I love pizza. I like chicken way more. I love chicken for what it's done for me. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. But like a pizza. Chicken rice and vegetables is my favorite meal actually not kidding. Lily's like,

why the fuck are you like? Like if you just season some chicken with some some adobe, some salt, some pepper, a little bit of garlic powder. The thing for me is I didn't see it. It's good. A lot of cum. It's delicious. The thing for me is that like pizza is like the closest food has felt to sex to me. Really?

Yeah. Like, there's something, there's something about pizza that is just like so hedonistic. Yeah. And it's like it's bread, it's cheese, it's meat, it's sauce. It's a vegetable, but not healthy. Right, right. Like everything, like, for me, it is so. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees,

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 5. 29 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It is so self-indulgent. I love pizza a lot because pizza is so great. But I feel like, I don't know. I feel like this might be because I'm like, I'm like I have different culture from just being an American black person.

I'm, I'm, you learn how to fucking speak. Chill, bro, fuck. But I was just so mean. I want the next episode to be just us hostile, like really hostile towards each other. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't like that. It's not my energy anymore.

Fuck you. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. What? Really? You think I'm hostile? Yeah, we can get you there. Yeah, you guys probably get me there.

It'll take a little while, but I'll be like. You got mad at me for telling you that I couldn't remember what horses were. Because that's not real. What do you mean? The idea of somebody would be like, explain what a horse is, Chris. And you'd be like, I don't know. It's so fucking crazy.

Whatever, whatever. The gun in your face. What is a horse? A horse. They have wings. They have wings. They have wings. They shoot to the fucking hat.

Did me answer the question? I don't know what the question was. Me neither. I would choose, I would choose definitely chicken. That was my question. That was his question. What was the actual question? I would choose, I'd probably choose, because I don't want to go feral and kill people.

I won't kill people. I'll be fine. Dude, there's no way. There's no way. I don't need pussy that bad. Until you don't have it. You can't say that. Because young teenage me was a

He was transforming Dude I haven't I haven't had I hate the way people It's been over a month brother It's been over a month and like I feel a little agitated Even though like I can I can shoot ropes Whenever I want

But like it's different I can sling girt Whatever I need to I can d animals is all over my apartment And it's like that So don't don't fucking sit anywhere In my apartment I'm just saying

No but like That's great If I sat on Come at someone's house I would be like I wouldn't be making it I'm like yo yo yo yo yo yo

cool you're right What if they were really cool though What if they were really cool I wouldn't be mad at you What if it was like you're like You're an idol of yours Like and they were actually genuinely as cool As like even cooler than you anticipated them being

You were hanging out with them I wouldn't trip on them I would be like yo dude Are you all right But then but then like you came over their house It's been the coolest day ever You sit in a chair at their place covered in caked and come.

You didn't notice because you were having such a good time. You sat down. It's blum. It's blum. It's blood and God. You're so stupid.

So it's come. And then you said, oh. And then he goes, my bad man. So, you know what I would do? Actually, if I lived anywhere near there,

I would go home. Actually, my boxing shit is in my car. It's in my trunk. So I would wrap my hand, just one, put on my four ounce glove, come back and hit him

as hard as I humanly could. Like, no joke. No joke. That, it would, I would, my rage would be surpassed the point where I could focus and do that. I wouldn't just immediately attack them, but I would. You know what's crazy? That shit is, I would, I would, I would, as long as they're not festerers. Because, you know, like, if the cums are wigglers and I can feel it.

That, I, that's what I would, I would transform. I would dig evolve into like murder Kingston. That shit, just, if I could cease. Do you think women would, because I, because I, I sometimes I think this I'm like you bitches are gross y'all fucking just y'all just like slapping that shit up and I'm just like even though I appreciate it but I'm also like you're cool for that but yeah I appreciate it but I'm also in the back of head I'm like you slapping that shit up like laughing that shit up like drinking bludge they just they just like a girl tried to kiss one time after she did that and I literally almost I actually almost get a girl for real fucking head butt that's a no that's an immediate headbut you just do it. I almost like slapped her and I was like Yo No longer were very white I would have got a lot of trouble

Oh immediately like just fucking gun barrels When it came through the windows It just started unloading on you like Looney Tunes It would have been a Uh oh my sign shoving in your face like oh I'm sorry I'm so sorry This is uh oh man

The uh oh sign Uh oh yeah yeah uh oh boom boom You're gone there's There's not even a trace of you left I would have been a memory. People would have started forgetting me. Yeah. I'm like, Kingston.

Every step I take. That sounds like a gay person. I can't remember him. Every move I make. Who's the guy I bought all these shoes for? Ah! Kingston is real gay because he punched some... Ah, damn it!

Fuck! I couldn't think of like a derogatory term for a woman that would rhyme with, um... Gay. Yeah Damn Only Dame Dame's close But it's not the same thing

It's such an elderly word It is I'm trying to hurt a woman I'm not gonna call him a Dame All right Dammy debate I'm not doing that I'm fair it up

No no no no No respect Did we say anything Like we We gotta We gotta be better at introing the show Because we I keep forgetting We definitely intro show at all

I feel like we didn't Oh way to do nothing I feel like we didn't I think we didn't intro to show at all Startank Dot shop Buy our merch Or else I'll come to your house

And I'll devour your dog. Oh. No. Patreon.com? Yeah, just in general. Slash the snark tank. No, not even. $1.

Not even. Not even. Patreon. Patreon.com slash the snark tank. Does Patreon? Who? Wait, what do you say? What do you say?

What do you say? That is a big brain fucking question. Does Patreon have a Patreon? Oh, I would be really mad about that. Like, you're already skimping money from from the from the patrons but they're skimming themselves as well what does that mean does that mean we get paid that does that mean no starts bleeding and shit

that would be so stupid that would be the stupidest fucking thing who's the highest goes of patron right now you think i don't know i have no idea oh i think i knew it's probably be a comedy podcast probably like critical role or something oh i wonder they don't have a patron anymore oh well they when they did i think it was because they do that their own service if they're fucking so big not they don't need that shit anymore that's true because at a certain point it is kind of like rude it might be Schultz. I think Shultz is making a crazy amount. A lot of those comedy podcasts have like they make well over 100k a month.

Yes. Step it up. We'll see. I'm like, that's my whole thing. I was like, okay, we're a, we're a comedy podcast. And we're funnier than them. I actually, you know, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's really, I hate saying shit like that. Because I don't like talking positive. I hate, I hate whenever it's time to talk positive about myself in a way, but like I firmly believe from all those podcasts that I've consumed. I'm like, these guys are like funny for like 10 minutes. of a two-hour podcast. I feel like, see, what I feel like

is like we should find these comedians and we should eat them whole. I would... And absorb their funny. No, no, no, I just mean just eat them.

The idea of us is being on fucking flagrant. Imagine that like one day is us and there's a bunch of blood splatter on and like limbs on the floor. Like, hey, what's going on guys?

Us's the snark tank here. That'd be crazy. That's insane. Like, we go around a different podcast, eat them and then record from their set? I would be, let's start with the,

bad friends with Bobby Lee as much he loves that show. I'm not eating Bobby Lee. I just, I like Bobby Lee, but I, that Cheeto guy, whatever. He has this. Sagera or everything. No, no, no, his name's Cheetos. Andrew Santino, but they call him Cheeto, yeah.

I, look, look, man, I don't like that. I'm not a fan of that persona where I'm like, oh, I'm a dick. But, you know, they're like cool as fuck. I can't fucking stand that. I can't stand that shit. I think it works for Burr. I think it works. I think it works for Burr.

Well, Burr is fucking from Boston. Yeah, yeah. He, the amount of fucking podcast, you know everybody was, he tears everybody up. I love it. People did not understand Bill Burr. So like when he went on H3's podcast the first time

and like roasted the shit out of Ethan, they didn't understand. They're like, oh, this is so, there was like a thousand commentary videos made on like, this podcast was a disaster. I'm like, have you, are you a fan of Bill Burr? Do you know how many podcasts there are literally of him destroying people because he's slightly agitated?

Do you even know what a comedian is? Dude, I guess is the broader question. They had a podcast. Bill Burr, it was called Bill Burtt. Him and Burt Kreischer. Burt Kreischer brought on somebody on like, it was like they were supposed to record on like, why would he?

Because it's lucrative. I'm sure it was lucrative. I guess. So the thing is the long story short, Bill Burr was slightly. I don't know what I'm Alex. I mean, we did. We didn't know he was bashing his girlfriend in the head with bricks. He was doing flash.

She might have deserved it. We don't know the whole story. We don't know the whole story. He didn't do that. He threatened a lot. Dude, behind the scenes, I'm sure he did like a lot of flash tics or chin and shit.

He probably fucked up. You imagine flash kicking your fucking wife? You go down to get your charge emotion and you up kick the bitch. You actually do the charge. That's the fucking good thing. That's great. What's crazy, man, to bring it back to that, I just really can't get over how you would just sit there on a Discord call and just scream like that. This is what I don't look at man.

What scares me is that I feel like one day, if my Discord with Smokey gets revealed or like if our texts. What did you do? Because we just, we just say each other the most insane fucking shit. Right. Because we both just watch people die. So it's just like. But it's not like, we're not like abusing people. I don't think it's, I hope not.

That's my best friend. It would be crazy to do that because it's like, what's the intent? Like, what is the intent? You know what? What is the intent? What is the intent if like they were going to like the slow game? You play the slow game? Like somebody, like, and that's the thing even about that chick where she, this,

Alex has been whaling out enough to where she casually been recording that shit a ton. That's true. And at a certain point, you're kind of like, all right. Look, man, I feel bad for her. but then look in the you know how like say victims get trapped in a relationship and stuff but at a certain point

when this is happening so often that you're just casually recording how many out who knows how much footage there is this time you are so self-aware of how toxic this is it's time to fucking leave so it got to that point it got to that point where it's like

it's not in the emotions cloud people though like that's just like true that's for that's why that's what we were talking we were talking earlier about like people getting angry and like fucking shooting each other. Right, but that's not what this is. This is meta shit.

You have content. It's vindictiveness now. She has, she wants to burn him. Exactly. But she's still there. It's like, well,

two burn him. Nigger, you have content. Right. She has, she has content. Right, but this is like,

this is kind of, this is like the, this is the process of it. Because you can hate and love to the same time, you know? You are getting to the point, you're getting to the point where it's like, you're maybe in the middle where you're like, I know I got to get the fuck out of here,

but like, I gotta fuck out I'm gonna have hours of content It's not to absolve her of any responsibility It's just to say like I know why this happened People are gonna tell me like People are gonna say like you fucking victim blame her shit

I'm like not a deal at a certain point At a certain fucking point I've always um even when it comes to like say Like I because I've been in some of the worst situations You can be like in not having a job And all this stuff Oh yeah? Have you been to Vietnam?

My grandpa's there and guess what? No there's less little Vietnamese kids now I would never You don't know anything I would never disrespect your father. Can you imagine, by the way? Disrespect your father's experiences. Can you imagine what? If PTSD, if war PTSD could be like inherited inherited? I mean, isn't like a baby has like flashbacks of like the huns generations later? Isn't that what happened to you? I thought like,

I thought you like wake up screaming about Viet Cong. No, no, no, that's no, no, no. That's trauma. It's not just regular trauma. It's not inherited. So that way, so that was the modern You took a trip to Vietnam and modern-day v.com and terrorized. I don't scream at night because I'm traumatized by Vietnam. I said Justin Long. Was he trying to like jack you off out of? No, I just like, I had a dream once where I was being like chased by something. He's not Asian at all?

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You know what's weird about that? It's okay. It's ridiculous. Like, what is the benefit of that? I don't know. Wait, wait, wait, but go back on that one. You saw what you thought you saw. No, wait.

That, yeah. No, for real? Yeah. And I'm just like, and I'm just like, dude, I, I, I just wanted to hear some Japanese music actually. Yeah. I just, what?

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