The Snark Tank - #241: DrDisRespect is COOKED

Episode Date: June 28, 2024

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Everybody was like we know you're gay bro Like stop Yeah like quit quit fucking playing with like Like we know you like guys too Because you fucking dudes Like also like we know you're a homo We know you're a homosexual sex We know you're a homose

I was little weird about when I was younger Because you know I was stupid And then I was like Dude you're just So what? Yeah I never care Because my mom she's my mom's by I've known that

for like forever and then well mainly because she's like oh we're going to go live with my friend and like I'm a kid and I'm like yeah I already knew I was already old enough to know that like friends don't do that and then I was old enough to be like okay whatever

I don't care and then we start going to WMBA games all the time and I was like oh I know what's going on here you're mad gay I know what's going on here I've always been viscerally opposed to that myself I respect that homosexuality I don't.

I just saw that on fucking, who was it? I think it was that Nick, we're going to talk about Nick Merck. Yeah, we're going to talk about Nick Merck. I'm not wait. I'm just saying, I saw people saying about that guy, like, because one of his biggest fans is like trans or at least in the LGBTQ community. And they're like, hey, I've your biggest sub and tier three and all this shit. And they're like, this sucks that you're such a fucking, you know, bigot. And then people are like, they ended up saying, why can't you just rest?

respect people's beliefs. And then other people jumped on that person were like, why can't you respect his beliefs? We talked about it the last time that he came up. I, man. Yeah. Welcome to the Star Tink podcast, guys.

Welcome to the Star Tink podcast. It's a, it is a day. It is a, it is a day which will live in, creepy, infamy.

Dude, I, Dr. Disrespect was fired. was fired from his, so let me, let me wrap, let me re- rewind. So we talk about something a little more lighthearted and then really pound into it?

No, we already got into it. All right, fuck it then, let's go. What's lighthearted? Because I was going to talk about people being terrible, a shout out of the earth tree and how I have every single, except for the black, the black god knight, whatever his name is, the first one?

Yeah, we'll get into that. Like, we are, come on, let's get the people what they want. Fuck it. All right. Dr. Disrespect was banned on Twitch. In what? Was it like 2020 or 2017?

It was 2021. It was way before that. It was way before that. I remember that I know that he got busted for the cheating thing. The cheating scandal happened in 2017. That was funny. 2017 that happened. When they caught him cheating and cocked and shit?

No, no. When he just went on stream and like admitted it or something. Not in character. Yeah. You can see his eyes. No wig. He has a hat on. And he's like, I've been unfaithful.

Yeah. He was crying. And I was just like. you're a bitch like like the whole idea the whole idea of I can't stand people that do now it felt genuine but the whole thing is like my thing is you cry behind the scenes right get it out deal with it tell your audience that hey guys I'm sorry whatever happened you know I've been in situations where I've never cheated but I've been in situations where like my heart was broken right and I just let them know what's going on and I'm not on like I'm emotional record oh like I hate that

I hate it. I hate it. I can't be emotional on the camera, actually. That's insane. I think that's a good thing. It's sociopathy, I think. It's just like, I think it's a good thing. I can't be like, oh, I can't.

I can't cry. Like, if someone, like, immediately someone's going to turn to the camera on and I'm crying, I stop crying and my tears go back into my face. And I start saying slurs. I'm like, I get, ninn, nint, nip. Like a chainsaw. But yeah, so I don't know. I don't exactly know the situation 100% because I just didn't care about this

Like this guy was like a big streamer kind of pretty he was a call duty guy, right? Like that was like his, it was, uh, first it was PubG. Uh, right, right. He was a big clubgy guy. Of course he comes from that fucking cesspool of a fucking video game. And then, of course. You would hate PubG. You've hated that game for years, dude.

I just think it really fucking sucks. And I think people have gaslit, I think people who like that game have gaslit themselves into thinking that it's a good game. I preferred it over Fortnite, to be honest. I'd like Fortnite so much more. But the thing, it became indifferent though. Yeah, it would at a certain. point that's uh i the reason why i didn't fuck with pub g and it was like it's not to me it wasn't

it was not to me it wasn't worth it was it was so clearly unfinished it wasn't worth like 30 bucks and i was like oh um i like i like the shitty vibe of it of it being um it was euro you know what i remember me of those euro jank games yeah you ever played those where there's like there's something here but it's like this is so jank and fucked i felt like none of the guns worked like i would shoot people and then it would just like wouldn't hit him i'm like what is going on Did they design this right? PubG was where the infamous Piti Piedi breach thing happened, right?

Of course. So that's what I mean. Like the game, people were fucking with that game. It's got culture. That's a dungeon in my D&D campaign. I'm being dead serious. You've got to get through the bridge. Are you serious?

If you say the N word, you get advantage for the whole entire session. Does anybody ever do it? I want Lily to do it. I want to be Lily. You can save the whole party if you say one thing. That's crazy.

I don't want to do it. No. Let's everybody. Let's everybody level nine characters. They work from level one die. Why do you always make me try to say the N word? She said it twice, though. Still twice.

I want to get her to three. Twice within your entire relationship? Yeah. That's not enough. She never, she never said it. You got to get her to five. Directed to somebody.

She's only read it and then mistakenly repeated it. Well, right. I mean, how often is it directed for someone, really? How do you mistakenly repeat it? She read something that said it. Not thinking. She was just reading things. Oh, like, Twitch chat or something?

Yeah. Sometimes that happens to be like, like, sometimes I'll, like, read. Like a big message in the middle of Twitch chat and then like halfway through all realized it like, I shouldn't be reading. Then it were six times and you're like, oh yeah, yeah. After the sixth one, like, oh shit, my bad. After the 17th one, I'm like five minutes later. Oh, my bad.

I said the Enron guys streams off. One time I said it on your stream by mistake and I don't know why I said it. What do you mean? I said like easy inward and you were like, why did you say that? And I was like, why did you say that? Did you use the hard R? Yes. And I was like, why did you say?

You're like, why did you say that? And I was like, I don't know why I said that. No. Why did you say that? We won't. I won't. I already did it. I didn't partake.

I didn't partake. That's as far as it's going to go. It's still not technically about that. It's just an impression of a feller. Anyway, Dr. Disrespect. Dr. Dick in check.

I don't know. Dr. Disrespect got banned from Twitch a while ago, 2017, whatever. It's over on that time. A while ago. Nobody really knew the reason why.

It was this kind of big. three, people were joking about it. I think I saw like a clip of the Twitch CEO on like some random person stream kind of joking about it. Everybody's like, the guy asked him like, oh, why was Dr. Disrespect Van? He was like, oh, well, you see aliens took control of his body and we had to save

the humanity by banning him. Cute. Yeah, cute. Yeah. Yeah, very cute. Very cute way to talk about it. But, so everybody's been curious about why this is and it recently came out that a Twitch, I think it was like an ex-Twitch employee.

So yeah, an ex-Twich employee. Yeah. On Twitter. And here's the thing about that fucking, and I think why there was so much discourse was because of this guy being kind of a weasel. Yeah, he's a scumbag also. He's a fucking weasel where he came out and finally dropped the information.

Like, here it is. This is what happened. He was texting a minor and whisper, you know, Twitch's. On the Twitch's Whispers. Which, by the way, I don't know why they even, why would you call your DMs service? Whisper. It's like, it's so inherently, it is actually so inherently creepy that I have actually

straight up never used Twitch's DMs for that reason. I don't like the creepiness. I have never sent one. I've never sent a, I've never sent a, I received a code from a game. Somebody sent me a game. That's all I remember from Whisper. And I thought, because somebody sent me Bitcoin at some point. And I'm like, oh my God, I can't find it.

I thought it was on whisper. It wasn't that. And I've been, you might be fucking loaded. Dude, I, my, I, I, Bitcoin. Even if it was a few. To be honest, this was a while ago. Like, this was like 2016.

I think it was a good amount. How much the way, I can't find it. Time out. Time out. It wasn't like I'd be a millionaire, but I probably have like, probably a cool six figures.

Time out, Derek. Yeah. Why the fuck are you here instead of searching for that. I already did it. No, no, you did. I'll help you, sir. If you give me a small frack, I'll help you scour.

Listen. Listen. Listen, listen. When I saw Bitcoin hit like above 30, 30K, I looked everywhere. Here's the problem. Since Bitcoin wasn't shit all those years ago, I didn't give a fuck. And I'm pretty sure I just, because I, every once in a while, every few years, I should do it more often. But every few years, I empty all of my yawks.

who inbox I don't have like and I was like oh no there was probably like a couple of Bitcoin mapping me a five Bitcoin in there That's not bad and I'm like Hey it's way worse there's people there's a guy Yeah that it has yeah it's on his computer it's all this computer it's like old Aftling computer and it doesn't remember how to get into it and he has like

He's probably thousands of Bitcoin on there so well that would drive me insane I think I think I would be babbling. I wouldn't be able to live. I would be speaking English. I would turn into Brainiac and put my hands in the computer and activate it. I'd be like, I have to. And I would just make it work. I would be like,

I'd be talking like Ripper Roo from fucking Crash Bandicoot the rest of my life. Just giggling up a storm. Yeah, yeah. But anyway, how do we? So that guy, well, I don't know. I have no idea about it. Oh, whatever, but what, yeah. So the guy.

Oh, because I'm a whisper. Yeah, we were talking about whisper. Terrible. Terrible. Terrible name for a service. Yeah. Really just weird. But so apparently, like,

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Through the Twitch Whisper's service. Yeah. Which is crazy. And this employee, this ex-Twich employee came out about it, like a random Friday night out of nowhere. Yeah. Wasn't feeling himself. Case close.

Here it is. Yeah, case close. Here it is. But he was also kind of. like there were people were searching his Twitter history and they saw that like he was he was using it as like a way to kind of get attention for his band

whereas like hey come to the show and I might tell you why he got why he got banned or whatever sell out the pre-sell tickets yeah and then I'll let you know the reason why he got banned which is pretty shitty no that's a really shitty thing to do if it's serious however I don't know I could see myself making that joke

to be honest with you well it's the problem is since he since it turns out he actually knew it's like I guess it's really fucked up yeah because he would he would actually be withholding the information yeah yeah totally I guess so before because when I saw that and why there was other

discourse of people thinking I don't believe this motherfucker which I understood why they didn't believe them because he was just willy nilly just abusing that information in a gainful way and so there's people like fuck this guy this probably isn't real let's wait for shit to come out right but then

the way that doctor disrespect was behaving dude immediately like it was i did you see the video of him finding out oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah olden ring music yeah that was hit we'll get to that yeah yeah that's that's that is a poetic moment if ever seen one that's magical it is magical but i don't oh my fucking god i just the way he talked about it to me was immediately i was like oh this guy did it of like like and it was so transparent obviously that anybody who didn't see that, I have to genuinely question. I have to genuinely be like, how do you not? And you're like, oh, we got to wait for evidence.

It's like, I understand that from like a legal perspective, for sure. Yeah. Like, innocent until proven guilty. But bro, the way that he was like, he was fond of the guy who reported on it. Yeah. And he was like, listen, I know it's a hot topic, but no wrongdoing was acknowledged. I was paid out. And I was like, that is not good.

And then people were asking of like, did you sex invite or did you just like, no wrongdoing was acknowledged. And I'm like, that is, he did it. I'm like, just say no. The fact of the, if you can't say no, you did it. Yeah. Fuck no. The fact that, you know, the weird, it's weird for a couple of reasons.

Number one, a good politician just lies, right? Right. Well, good politician just lies. They don't even do the lawyer speak. Like, they just say no. Like Trump was like, I never said, I never said lock her up. Like literally in it, like, Hillary. I never said lock her up.

There's like a million montyons of chatting that shit. I love him, dude. I love when he was like, he lied about. Everything. He lied about literally everything, but he lied about the fucking kid giving a girl the money. Then he verbally say, he didn't lie about it.

He lied about the six that said, oh, I didn't tell them to go. He lied about fucking, what was the other thing he did? Withholding the fucking file. He should have given back. Yes. On true social.

And then they were like, you did that. And people are like, no, he didn't. It's like, bro. it's right there no it was AI he's like what does him he's like

I was saying about a guy the fucking big dude's like the fucking aliens they're fucking the toads and uh oh yeah the aliens are fucking the toads he didn't say that really you that's something that's amazing though that's amazing I like that but he's like him where he's like he's lied so much that he doesn't even know he's lying anymore it's just like I'm just speaking well I just well he knows that it's just

helped him like why wouldn't you why would At this point, he's leaned into it to the point. He's like, I just do this. Yeah, yeah. He knows he has, he's got like the biggest non-religious cult in the world. And so he can just whatever he says is gospel. That's a great place to be in. And the fucked up thing is Dr. Disrespect is in that position because there's people, even after the lawyer speaks, still trying to give him the benefit of the doubt.

So if he would have just leaned into the tactical politician of like, I did nothing, no, I didn't sex anyone, nothing happened. Like, if he would just be straight up denied, like nothing happened. Fuck you, dude, whoever that guy was. Like, keep your fucking mouth. So get into the doctor of disrespect persona and be like, fuck you do. Fuck you, bro. Whatever.

I'm gonna fucking, you know, crazy. I'm gonna 360 no scope you or whatever. Imagine he was no sexting. He was just like really venting to a kid. Like nothing's really violent. So he would say that. So he was just on Drake? First of all, he would say that.

Yeah. It's like people were like really jumping over themselves trying to figure out how to justify this. They were like, well, maybe he didn't know the age of the person. And that would kind of be a massive part of the puzzle, wouldn't it? It's like, yeah, it would be. It would be such a massive part of the puzzle that you think he would say it. He would say it. He would say that.

If I were him and that actually happened to me and I was talking to somebody and it turned out that they were like underaged and like I didn't, I genuinely didn't know and I stopped it. I would say I didn't fucking know. Yeah. I don't think that, you know how many people are catfished? Yeah. That happens a lot probably.

That's a real way. So like, why the fuck? If that was the truth, he would have said that. If Kavison didn't do anything wrong and they go to court in, Like they get like prosecuted and they're like, I didn't know. I watched the whole video of it. It was so, it was the saddest thing ever. It was a young black man in Florida.

He was genuinely talking to this woman, this girl who was like, she lied about age. She was 15 and she said she was like 18 or 19, right? He was like about 19. She looked way older than she did. Sure. He slept with her. He was like officer. He was like like, like, well, judge, I didn't know.

And then she admitted I lied on my age. They were like, sorry. He's in Florida. Florida. So that's why. First of all, first of all, I was going to say, Florida. He's a young black man in Florida. Unfortunately, it's screwed. I think the only thing you can get in trouble no matter what, even if he didn't know, is if you have, like, pictures.

Because no matter what, it's still, like, not good to have. Look, the point is, the point is, yeah, the point seven years for no, for, literally for just being lied to. That's Florida. He's black. Okay. We get it. The point is. The hell is that story. So sad. He did it. Yeah, of course. And it's so, it was so readily and immediate. obvious to anybody with even the slightest. If you have... Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with

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This is a job for Indeed. did sponsored jobs. One point in perception, you saw this immediately. Anyone that's not a mega fan of his. Yeah. Anyone that's not like, because it was pretty obvious, even people, some people that I even respect,

I was like, oh, it's weird. Like, you're completely not reading what he's saying. Did he quartering with the first? Whoa, what do you say? I don't respect him, by the way. What do you say? The quartering defend him? So here's the, of course he did. I didn't see anything, but

of course he would. Of course he would. So this all, so we're skipping ahead a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All this comes out, there's a huge discourse. What the fuck is going on? He comes out, he makes these like weird like legalese statements where he's like, you know, no wrongdoing was acknowledged. It's a crazy thing to say.

It's insane. And another day passes, right? And he gets kicked off his, he gets kicked from his company. Yeah. Because his company did an internal investigation. And here's the thing about that, right? People were like, they did not jump on the bandwagon.

They actually, they assumed that he was innocent and then made the, they took the necessary steps once they figured out that there was truth to some of this. Right? And they were like, well,

we're going to get rid of you. And here's the thing about that game in that studio, like 12 a.m. or like Midnight Society, whatever it is. Yeah. That game without Dr. Disrespect is purposeless. So their decision, decision to cut ties with him speaks volumes.

That is like a mega loud thing. And I understand that some people get fired from companies for like very, very no, for very few, for like no reason. That is not the case with something like this. That game hinges on his involvement, literally. It's marketed around him. He founded the studio. It's all about him. So if he and everyone there thought that this game has a better shot at succeeding without my

involvement at this company, then it does with me at this company knowing what's about to come out, that is beyond damning. That's proof. That's like, that's straight of proof. Like, I don't know what to tell people. Yeah. Like they didn't, they assumed he was innocent, which I think is the right thing to do. Like you can't just like go off of basis allegations like that.

And by the way, if there was nothing ever found, he would still be at that studio. Yeah. If there was nothing there, he would still be there. Because the prevailing wisdom at a studio like, it's like, well, we need this guy for our game to succeed and he's not guilty so fucking whatever. There's rumors about so much. Yeah. Who cares?

It blew my mind the way people reacted to this. And then, you know, there's that clip that Sweeney was talking about where he found out live on stream presumably that he got like axed. Yeah. And it's like right after he beat like one of the Eldon Ring bosses, Bail, Bail, whatever. Bail, whatever. I don't know. I don't know. Whatever. But it was right after one of those

and then he's like, this is how we run shit. And then he looks over his phone and he's just silent. And then that ominous music plays. It's so fucking defeat, like defeatist where he's like, yeah, this is how we do things over here. And he's just. It's crazy. And then he's just staring off. And I'm like, I saw that a few days ago, like two, I think two days ago or something before I went to bed.

And I was, I kind of, I hate that you can't see likes anymore because there's, I want people. I wanted people to see that, like, that I'm like being ahead of the curve. Like, I'm like, of course this motherfucker's guilty. Like, here's this. Like basically I was this banking shit. Yeah, I said it to be, I said like, I said based on how this dude is talking about this, my personal opinion, he definitely did that shit. Yeah.

People were all up in. Oh, what are you talking about? There's no evidence. It's like, I know there's no evidence. Like what? But you can observe. I don't know, man. If it looks bad, it looks bad.

People, people. If it walks and talks like a duck sometimes, you know, more often than not. If you can't say I didn't sex a minor, you, if you can't just say that, you, if you can't just say that, you, did it. I'm sorry. Isn't this like a testament to how fucked we are? Oh yeah. It's like when you think about the internet. The internet's ability to show cognitive, like dude. This transcends the internet. A number one. A number one interaction, right?

This is no shade to my girlfriend. I love you all my heart, Lily. Lily was a very big fan of David Dobrick. Very bad David Dobrick, right? Yeah. From a long time before, before, because I was a fan of his Fox for a little bit, right? And I was like, oh, this guy's kind of, this kind of. It's kind of boring. boring whatever. The shit came up about him, right? Uh-huh. Lily, he was,

he did often give people stuff and all that stuff. What came up about him again? I don't remember this. He fucking fucking. He fucking almost killed buddy. He almost killed his friend with the fucking forklift. Oh, whatever. He almost,

I mean, I guess. Well, he's all whatever. I mean, just gross negligence and, I guess, in comparison. There was some other negligence.

And then the girl getting like sexually assaulted him kind of pushing for that to happen. Yeah, there was some weird. There was kind of like, not him pushing to happen, but he kind of like, he facilitated it.

And he had some weird people in his group. There was some guy named dirty Dan, I think. Dom, Dom, whatever. A dirty Dan. He kind of facilitated some fuck shit to happen, right? And I was like, little, this guy's kind of an asshole.

But for her perception of him, he's always been a nice guy. And I was like, honey, he kind of sucks. Yeah. He kind of sucks. And what happened is, then she started rolling out of him

just being constantly a cunt, a dick head, a dick head, a dick head over and over again. Yeah. And I was like, Lily, that's what happened.

She was like, not and even even things like, not that I'm sitting. back and I'm watching it happen because I guess this guy's kind of terrible that's what happens you know you get like you're like frisive comments explained no but went through a tailspin of being a huge

cut I'd be like wait guys there's probably a reason let's talk about this for a second I don't have because I care about I've grown up to attachment to that character I understand I personally I don't have that I don't um I don't have that my thing is there is just from watching stuff like

I got interested in watching a lot of the serial murderer shit, the documentaries. I'm just the psychologically and how people are capable of doing crazy shit like that. And then when you think about most of them, like the pretty much almost all of them, they had a normal life of them. And so you just don't know what some people are capable or what they're doing behind closed doors. And so I always leave, I'm like, I give everybody the benefit of the doubt.

But once something fucked up comes out about something, I'm like, that sucks. I'm not like, it's not true. to me I'm like that that sucks because anyone's capable of fucking doing anything really it's more for me I hope that didn't happen Of course that's that's the Here's the thing for me

It's like I think anybody A lot of people are capable of bad things I also think people are capable of lying And so here's the thing It's like that's kind of things like All right all right Well what It really isn't Occam's Razor type situation

Right You have an ex Twitch employee Who maybe he could be in the know But like there's a chance He might not be in the know about this kind of thing and he might be using this bullshit to sell tickets. If I didn't know, and I worked at Twitch,

I would probably make stupid jokes like that. So like, okay, maybe. But then he comes out with like an actual accusation. It's like, hmm, okay, well, okay, Akam's Razor time. Why the fuck would a struggling... This dude who's trying to sell tickets to his band, ex-employee of Twitch, clearly not made of money.

Why the fuck would he just say something like that? knowing if it's false, he's going to get sued into oblivion. Why would you say that? Now, people are stupid. Yeah. So it's like, okay. There's a 50-50 with that. But that's a kind of a wild thing to say with no reason.

And then another person who kind of comes up to corroborate is like, hmm, okay, well, still, you know, people hate all sorts of people for no good reason and people make up shit all the time. Okay, we'll see. And then his response That was when I was on board His response Tells you fucking everything

That was when I was on board 100% Like when I was Because to me I didn't trust the person Because of their actions Prior of these ticket thing Because there's a lot of insane people That do things

And they throw their lives away For the dumbest shit For cloud and all this stuff So Well that's what I'm saying So I was still If I was using Occam's razor Before that I was still like

I don't know about this guy I'm neutral I was still at me personally I was still neutral at the point until Dr. Disrespect came out and responded to that guy Then I was just like oh nigga did it It was so it was so like What did I respond with Mike Armintraut?

Like he was just like looking like I just wrote the reply of him just looking because I'm like I had Patrick I had Patrick saying we woo we woo we were I was like what the fuck is this It's insane at that point it's like bro This is what annoys me like I said like this is society and how we get such shitty politicians and how we keep getting the same fucking assholes voted in that are bought and paid for because people just believe what people fucking say even when they're being so shitty and vague about things. Do you know the politician and lawyers speak? They just still listen. His post too where he like he came out and admitted it basically. Yeah that's when he started. I was like listen then

I'm going to no filters here. Let's read this. No. Yeah. Let's pull it off. It's such a crazy fucking tweet because it's just this long essay and he says no filter man. I'm going to give you give it to you straight up. I've always been straight. And then it's just full of legalese. And then he edited it. He edited it three times. Did you see it? I saw the tweet, yeah. Did you see the edit? Did you see the edit? So he edited. I might have seen it while after it was editing. So he wrote, he wrote, uh,

were there, just skip to the part where he admits the, the, the thing where he's like, were there messages with a, with a, with a, with a minor individual or an individual minor? It said, so the part that he, um, hold on. So right here, so where it starts off because it's long as, it's fucking long and winded. Yeah. You know why though, right?

It's, it's so like, why, no, I'm saying it's like, it starts with this long preamble. So like the first thing you see isn't I,

you know, the admission. It's crazy. A lot of, let's cut to the bullshit. La, law, law,

and force and foremost I like to apologize, blah, blah, blah. The shit's like, okay, apologizing fucking years

after it happened is already bullshit. If you're apologetic, you would apologize right away, you know, like him apologizing to his wife,

probably behind the scenes when he was first one faithful. Yeah. But let's see, the reason why he edited this fucking thing, because where it says were there, were there Twitch whisper messages with an individual back in 2017? That's what it said, a individual minor. And then he switched it and was like, oh, that sounds bad.

Yeah, he edited minor out. Yeah. And then when people are like, we can see you, you can see the prior message. It just puts a new one on top. So then he just reverted. it back to it because he's like, I've already exposed it. So, yeah, individual, with an individual minor back between 17, the answer is yes.

So were there real intentions behind these messages, the answer is absolutely not, which is obviously fucking bullshit. Well, that's a common line on Chris Hansen's show. And this is the weird thing, but here's the thing where you immediately... Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing,

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Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. Completely contradicts himself when he says, were their intentions behind it? He says absolutely not. And then the next thing he says is these were casual mutual conversations that sometimes leaned too much in the direction of being inappropriate. That's the next thing he says. All filters, by the way. These are all filters. These are all filters to soften the blow of what he said.

But it's just like, do say were there any, like, intentions and then say it leaned into inappropriate conversations at some point. And I'm like, then what is the intent pussy? Like, what is the, what is the, what he meant the, there were no intentions to like fucking her ass? Is that what he means? Like, I wasn't going to fuck her butt. I swear.

I was like, that's not, I didn't mean. I was just going to get nudes from her or something. Because it's obvious somebody said, and I don't remember who it was if it was somebody that was associated with Twitch or someone who was just like putting things together. It's like, I think Twitch intervened before things got weird. And the thing, this whole situation was so fucking embarrassing that they swept in under the rug. Because Twitch is protecting a potential predator by not fucking coming out and saying we axed doctor disrespect because he was fucking messaging some fucking minors. Yeah. It's irresponsible.

It's fucking, and so they paid him out to make this all go away. Yeah, they paid out his contract so they could just get rid of him and not have to deal with legal repercussions from breaking the contract. That's basically how I look at it. And then there's like, listen, go do whatever it is you do elsewhere. We don't want to be associated with you. We don't want the headline Twitch pedophile or like, you know what I mean? Like famous Twitch streamer talks to minors like that's bad for our platform because they're a global business and they don't need that shit. They can care less about it.

People were like, I just couldn't believe. how many people were like, well, so you're saying, so you're saying that Twitch, Amazon, and dozens of employees hid nasty information and swept it under the rug? I'm like, I'm the fucking lonely. Where have you been?

I couldn't believe that shit. What are you talking about? Are you just? Oh, yeah. Do you know what Boeing is? Are you stupid? Are you stupid? People think every conspiracy.

fellow went missing. Remember when that guy was like, yo, if I killed myself, I didn't kill myself. Twitch would never do something like this. I thought we were past this when Jeffrey Epstein, I fucking couldn't believe. For me, the Boeing one, you know what I mean? I was crazy, but the Boeing one was even wilder because he literally said,

honey, if I end up dead, I did not kill myself. Yeah, there's, I mean, the, and then a week and a half later, he was dead. There's a lot of them. I'll be honest. I saw, so. went down a rabbit hole of um there's this really controversial YouTuber back in the day i always forget his fucking name that it has to there's like buddha in it or something he was making these many

documentaries and it turns out that's it that's it that's it um he got into the all right somehow he got inspired by like he's one of those people that started off neutral and then he went down that actual pipeline because i haven't met that many people that actually did that you hear it all the time yeah but that was somebody who like was making content and somehow was like that Richard Spitzer guy makes a lot of sense, and then started like making the Jewish question documentaries. But then something else happened to him. Like he went into an insane asylum or something.

They got 50150 and he destroyed his hard drive. So who knows what was on his hard drive? Oh no. So, but why I bring him up is because before that happened, before the insane stuff, he was on one of those offshoot websites. It wasn't on YouTube anymore. Oh, yeah, like bitch shoot or something.

Yeah, like something like that. And he had these documentaries exposing a pedophiles. exposing pedophiles, like elite pedophiles. And I was like, I love these documentaries because a lot of times they're just insane

and there's like nothing connecting anything. And I'm like, these people are fucking hilarious. But this shit, some of the shit that he showed actually kind of fucked me a little bit. I had to like talk to people in Vint

where I was like, okay, I saw some footage that I don't know if I can justify it as like, what was this? Like I saw these little girls that were in like a, like servant like toga's,

little little, and it was like cell phone footage like exposing what's happening behind the scenes and I was like is what movie would this be? Is this a movie? What movie would this be with these little girls? He showed shit. He also said Tom Hanks is a big pedophile

was hilarious. That was like, I've heard that a lot. Dude, that shit was crazy. The connected dots was actually kind of crazy but I can't corroborate that. But I saw things in there, what I'm saying and bringing up where you said, oh, if they do something to me, I didn't kill myself.

A guy was like, I am completely fine. And if anything happens, like, and then I think it was in the same week, he jumped off a passage of the freeway. And I was like, I jumped into an intersection out of nowhere. I was like, bro, this is,

and you said when Epstein often, because it's like, this shit's real. There's parts of it because you want to be like, this is all fake bullshit. But then when we all experience Epstein together, it made me think about that footage I saw. I was like, bro, there are some weird.

weird shit going on and extrapolate that to something like Twitch trying to sweep a scant onto the rug. Yeah. It's like, in comparison, it's like child's play. It's nothing. No pun intended. Of course they. But dude, it really is like, of the things that I have seen companies do or know that

company, dude, even like governments, like this is really like mine, like, no pun intended, minor shit. It really is like the lowest. You're on a roll right now. I swear to you, I'm not trying. You're on fire. You're killing it, dude. You're hot.

You're hot, bro. You know, NBA usually hit the second shot? You're like, on fire. He's not making more. He's heating up. I'm hot, but I'm too old for the doc, unfortunately. That's insane. I think, no, man, I just couldn't believe people were defending, like, and people were

talking about, like, I was just like, well, that's so unbelievable. Like, why would Twitch do that? And it's just like, dude, I don't know what to, I don't know what to tell. I really, honestly, like, I really, honestly, like, I don't know what to tell a person like that because it I don't know how you have a phone can type Understand how words make sentences. Yeah and not understand that corporations do shady illegal shit all The fucking time if a company's making billions of dollars They're not doing good shit. It's if you if you are making millions of dollars

You are unfortunately by the nature of you making that much money in If you get the hundreds of millions, hundreds of millions, no, no, no, I think even millions. If you're making millions, if you are, if not you've made a million dollars or you've made,

give me like, the company or individually? Period. I feel like, if you're making millions of dollars, unfortunately, are very likely involved in some not good practice.

To me, it's a little bit of a stretch because the whole day like entertainer. There's a lot of people that can make a lot of money. The problem is, the user of the problem is like,

it's like even when people bring up Hassan, they're like, oh, look at this rich socialist. I'm like, they've never, ever listen to Hassan speak like one time. They'll just see like him raging or saying dumb shit because though that's the entertaining stuff.

Clip him. He streams for a million hours a day. He's going to say some stupid shit because who the fuck wouldn't? Whose brain wouldn't be fried for stream for fucking eight hours? So, but when he talks about it's like, bro, I just want rich fucking people to pay their goddamn taxes. And he's like, it's not that you can't be rich. Pay your fucking taxes so then we can build infrastructure so we can have better education.

All these people do things. Like, I was just talking about the art industry. recently where you'll have these bogus fucking people that think their art's good. You know, those joels do a squiggly line and they'll sell for like 30,000. And like the reason why that shit got propped up is because people that are rich will invest in these people buy their shit, donate it to some fucking museum or something and then tax write it off. So they'll buy millions of dollars worth of art.

Donate it. And then the millions that they made will offset and they don't pay any fucking taxes. Or they buy it. They kill them. it becomes with a bunch of money and they sat like that's real also too people think that's insane. Does that happen? What are you talking about?

Because people's artists, it skyrocket as soon as they die. Right, right, right. Like it's sky rockets. But has that been a document? Is there like a thing? I feel like it has to be real. That makes sense to me, but like.

You buy it and you buy it. And then you immediately shake their hand and then right in the fucking face. and you're like, wow, this British, this $45,000 a portrait is now worth $3 million. Walk out with it. Everybody in the museum is quiet. I made art galleries, it's like, bro, I fucking hate the art. I love art.

I hate the industry so much. I used to, my ex-girlfriend in 2012, her best friend and her dad was like a prominent artist in the area. So I would go to his expos every once in a while. and the people in there the people in there and one's fascinating people the people that is a shut up for because my grandmother was a doctor

so being knowing that she knew a lot of wealthier people in the city yeah so I would go to fucking operas and so when I was tired no I shouldn't have been there obviously I should not have been there was a little ass kid of course not but I was her I'm a Negro I shouldn't be here neither should she neither should my grandmother of course it's a half breed

but I was like and the people that were at these things were so stuck up and not cool and my grandmother would be like, Kingston, just sit down and like, I know this person through some random shit, like the NWACP or like, random organizations. And like, I would be like, these people are so not

fun. And then you bring their kids and their kids would not be fun. And I'm just like, dang, I hate this. Damn, you guys weren't like kids like you weren't in it together. Like, this sucks and no bonding. They just, they were infected too. That was the best when you were a kid. Because they didn't just like, you gang up with all the other kids and be like, this event fucking sucks.

Let's destroy this place That was my favorite Honestly I think about like spawn memories from travel It really was like that When you were stuck with other kids In a situation that you just didn't want to be in Right And you would like leave

You would like meander off in like a in like a pack To go to like shoot bay blades in the fucking Driveway The public school still So they're in private school And like weird name each other And I was just like I live in the Bronx

I live on a grand concourse Yeah it's um The weirdest mix is is private schools in fucked areas. That existed. Right. That's where I was. I was in Catholic school for like until like, I think fifth grade.

And it was the weirdest, the weirdest shit because it was a run down Catholic school. And it was like, you, I think it's abandoned now. I think I've been thinking about going back, back home to shoot a video in that. Just buy it. Oh, you should. Just buy it. Dude, it's like a castle. It's like a, it.

the school that I went to looks like Hogwarts almost but like if it was like one fourth of the size with no budget at all One of my friends goes to the school When she's in now She's in Glasgow

She goes to the school that Oh that they use That they use for Hogwarts Is that real? That's a real place Yeah There's a college I actually always thought it was just like

Fucking I don't even know I never thought about it Like a I mean like an establishing chat That if I thought about it That oh this is like a set or something You know you know the castle on the Hudson There's a

castle on the Hudson River. Like, an actual, like, the fucking, it might not be a cat. It was definitely like some sort of war should happen there, but it was a castle on the Hudson. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of

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coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology?

There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum.

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Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for indeed sponsored jobs. Well, like a, like a, like a, like a garrison? Like pretty much. Yeah, much like that. Yeah. And I was just like, this place is so shitty.

Who live? What lived here? What? There's no fucking Game Boys here. What the fuck? What the, where's the electricity? How can I watch my porn? This place sucks.

There's not a single Digimon to be seen. Me just tearing the place up like a fucking. dragon looking for a Digimon looking for some sort of And looking for some sort of Japanese media to quell me And I'm barreling Through that place I jump

And I go straight through the Top floor to the bottom Land like a meteorite This place is absolutely Gay And I run through the walls like Oh God It's so funny no I think of that

I remember going to school We would pass this building that was clearly abandoned And I didn't think anything of it. I was like, oh, I guess some buildings are abandoned. That's okay. That's not supposed to happen. I know. Even back then, like now it's like, now you, there's a lot of abandoned buildings.

But back then it was kind of, at least like in the areas that like my parents would willingly take me towards, didn't see that a lot. So like going to school. You never saw those? Never really. It was in Yonker. It wasn't even that far from where I lived. I didn't pay attention to them. Maybe.

Look up, for the people at home. Look up St. St. Dennis Catholic school. Which also, by the way, I didn't. believe there was a St. Dennis. That seemed insane. Yeah. I mean, St. Denise. Saint Denis. Maybe, but it wasn't. They would call it St. Dennis. Damn.

Sam Dian. You had that's the weirdest Catholic school ever, bro. It was fucking straight. If you look it up, it looks crazy. Like, the building looks insane. It's like, it's abandoned. Does buy it, Chris? Buy it out. I really wonder how much it would be. Probably a little more, probably a little more. It should be. It'd probably be a lot since it's a castle. It really, it really looks insane. Uh, New York property?

Yeah, yeah, that's going to be. I would love it. I'm going to run down kind of party onkers, but like it's a castle still. Like they're going to buy that shit up and then eventually like somebody, basically was going to happen. If you bought it and if you didn't immediately sell it to somebody who wanted to gentrify the area, they would shoot you in the face. Yeah. It's not good to have. Tell you what, somebody in our audience, in our homeless audience, buy that building and send me the deed in our PO box. The idea, the idea of having a castle's crazy.

I feel like if I had a castle, the person I'd become immediately is not a good person. I would tear it down and put a shake shack there. I would immediately start invading other places, like in and near. I'd take over buildings. Wait. Just with a castle? Yeah, I'm going to invade the rest of this place. I'm taking over.

But it's still, it's just, you're still you though. I know, but I'm like, I can get warriors. I can, I can, I can, I can. You think you would be emboldened by the fact that you now live in a castle. I don't deserve power at all because I would change. I've been too nice for too long. I mean, is that, is that, is that real? isn't that? I don't think that's how it works. I don't know about that.

I feel like people always say because, you know, people do say money changes you, but I think it's just an amplifier of like... Of the way, your more repressed tendons. Yeah. I think that it's, I mean, there's a game that we've been talking about recently and I've been playing recently,

but they say that about the the leader of the, of the gang. They say that about like, oh, was he... What game? I'm not going to say. I know what you're talking about. But like they say, like, oh, no, I think this is what he's just becoming who we truly is. I do think money can,

the issue is if you're unsure of yourself, I think money can, if you have not figured out who you are yet, and then you get an influx of money, I think that will fuck you. There you go. I think that will put you down like many different paths that you're probably not supposed to go down.

Yeah, if you, that's true. Like, if you don't have like a, because I feel like most people already have their moral compass set in stone by the time they're like fucking in high school or something.

Yeah, yeah. I feel like not bad. I feel like your early. 20s you figure how you are really. I definitely disagree with that. I think you figure out I think your moral compasses. I feel like you're way too old to be figuring out your moral compass by the time you're in your 20s. I think you figure out your pieces because for me

like I've always been relatively me. You know, the same thing with Chris. You've done just for years. It always been us for the most part. But as you live and you experience more, but it's like, especially when you move it on your own, that's being figuring out your proper experiences. Because I'm not talking about you establishing yourself as just like a person on this earth, your moral compass, like, think about what you believed in as, let's just say, you're, most part, it's, it's, it's all still the same. I probably all relatively still exactly the same. But I feel like there's, I think it's just like your humor and, and your morals, by the time

you're pretty much, you have hair on your nuts, you kind of, you're more or less, you're going to, you stay relatively that way. I agree. I agree relatively. Yeah, you know, because I feel like the person, you'll build, but I feel like, what did you, what do you drastically not believe in anymore that you believe now. Women's rights, but like, I'm really against that shit now. But like, before I was like, oh yeah, my grandma's awesome. Look, I will say, I think I would say, like, I, I think there are certain things that people go through that will, that will test those things, though. No, you're right. I was going to say, even to counter my own argument is, say, a renounced racist. Like, say, right. Yeah. So there's something that you can experience something like Derek Vineyard in

American History X going to prison, getting his ass fucked. And then experiencing that, like, why am I racist is stupid? You know, like people can have like life-changing events I want to have an event like that You want to change like the like you want to get specifically you want to get your ass flogged It's a little late

But I want to experience something for you like I want to change a perspective But I thought my perspectives are pretty decent Yeah You might be like a really bad like Yeah The people that like go through I was on the left and I became a very conservative person

It's like what could do that? to me. Yeah, I think I think a lot of people who say that because, like, I think I remember it's, they didn't know who they were. Well, they also don't know what that, they also don't know what that mean. Like, when I was like a kid, I thought like, I thought I was a Republican because my dad was. And that's

just kind of what, you know what I mean? I don't know. That's not really, like, if I really think back to like where my morals were always. Yeah. It was never like a right, they were never right wing at all. I think I think of back when I was younger and I was around a lot of people that were Caribbean, Hispanic also that had like

homophobic tendencies. Yeah. And I emulated that because I was like, oh, I thought it was bad. You know, I thought like the reason why people don't like this is bad. Hey, you're a gay boy. You know, and I think back on that. And I'm like, why did I think that was bad? I was like, they can't help it.

Well, for me specifically. So then what's the problem with it? So even like when I was younger, right? Like I had a gay friend. Like, even before I was. No, we didn't. I did. I had one gay friend.

Only one ever. Only one ever. Only one ever. I found they were friends anymore. But. But. But I had one gay friend And when I figured

Like when he really like Confessed me That he was homosexual I knew for years I was obviously those kids Probably gay No he didn't You push

You pushed him He's a fucking Yeah You fucking Kissed him And he pushed him And they Kissed him hard

I was like You still shirt And walked away That's crazy Can you kiss the gay Of someone Like you kiss him so hard He's not fucking gay

He's a fucking liar My dick God art his did it It fucking weird Like imagine Imagine kissing someone So hard And awkwardly

Like they don't want be gay anymore. Like it was such a bad experience for them. Like the way you're groping them and grab them. It's like, just no finessey. Like you can't read. It's almost like the ability to read the room. Failing spectacularly, but with your hands somehow. Like you're touching all the wrong

places. You roll a slide of hands check and you fuck up and you end up punching the lock instead of trying to pick it. You get a minus roll. But yeah, when I really thought about it, I was just like, there's nothing. wrong with this because I figured out like the I said understanding right plights of people and I was like why does anyone hate anyone for anything really it's all really stupid let's say you see I remember

when I was when I was uh I used to not be racist and then so I mean really and then and then I lived with Kingston and then oh nice sick and now I'm still not racist I feel like that was a weird story that's oh that was a that was a what was the point of that that was a bit of a doozy it was like that Mitch Headburn's like I used to I used to do drugs I used to but I still do but I used to do but I used to do but I used to

but yeah I don't know man what we were even talking about we just went all something Dr. Dick and let's talk about his buddy Dick and Tick and his man's oh I love that guy his man's who Nick Mers my boy I don't know anything about this guy I really don't know anything about him

other than just His neck looks hilarious. No, you mean his not neck? He looks like his not neck. He looks like, he looks like Raphael. He's like, he's head and shoulders, man. He's got nothing. He's Brock.

He's got a bit Brock on him, but he's like. No, like he's like, like his traps are like connect to his ears. Like it's like fucking. It's very strange. It's very strange. He looks like Raphael. But he's just, he's just like everybody else has figured out the grift. They figured out that if you just say bigoted stuff coming from the,

from the, from the rite. you're going to increase your money. These people are going to throw money. Because where was he with these comments before? Yeah. He probably wasn't looking at it. He probably wasn't looking at it. He probably,

I think he's smart enough to know that that's what he's doing though. I think he's just kind of, I think he's just an idiot. So you think he's just absorbing the talking points and like just saying it? I think he believes what he thinks. He doesn't strike me as, he doesn't strike me as somebody who's like a quartering.

You know what I mean? Or like a, because I heard about him before back when he still actually watched for a night when Indes just like that. He would play for a ninja every now and then. And he was just the fucking, he was a guy that just streamed as well. So you think he got like inspired and he actually like believes it?

What happened is he probably went down some stupid rabbit hole. He might met a girl that had him sort of views, went down a dumb rabbit hole. No, I can't blame everything on some. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's not only her. It might not be a woman either. It might just be like.

It is her fault probably, but like. It might not be a woman's fault. It might be like he listens to one of his family members, something like that, whatever he's from. No, it was definitely. It was definitely internet content. Oh, no, it was something.

It was something that sparked there. We don't know where it was. It was. But then he went down that hole of like. Fairly recently. Maybe. Yeah, probably. I haven't heard of this guy until a year ago.

I have never heard of this guy. I think he, I think that's just me though. I think those people probably feel more comfortable now. You know what I mean? Because there is this large kind of influence. Oh my God. We have to talk about this too.

I guess this is the reason why I'm saying this is because all of those people that were typically center right. they didn't care about trans people. Right. They didn't care about it until the people that they watch and listen to and only, you know, get their cues from started talking about them because they were the new scapego. And so when I hear him say like trans people aren't real and we got to protect our kids and like, nigga, 10 years ago or even five years ago, you weren't saying shit like that. You didn't believe shit like that. It is not a genuine fucking belief.

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Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. But I would say that he only, like he's whoever Matt Walsh, a Tim Poole, you know, like he watches that shit. And so you see, this is the new talking points. And then in another five years, they're not going to believe that anymore Because it is just a completely irrational thought, right? It's not real I don't know, I think they still will I think I don't think they will I think they will because I think they will because it is such a specifically like it is it's like a How do you even how do you describe it? It's it's something that

It's so stupid already that to continue to ingratiate yourself in that environment will only make you stupider It will make it I really do think that there's certain people who are just too far gone. They're like that you're you're you're you can't be held no you're right you You can't be rehabilitating. You're right about that. I really, I really, I heavily disagree, but I think it need you. I think the effort to put into it is just so much effort that it's like, dude, just fucking go. Go play hopscotch in traffic, you know, like, fuck it. Because it's just like, it's too much.

It was the gays first, you know. Well, see, that's what I mean. It was the blacks and it was the gays. And now it's the trans people. It's just like a trail of like different people, you know. Even when it comes to their talking points, like, They can't even, and this is what I mean by, they're not going to believe it in five years from now because they only believe what is hot and what the pun is that they listen to. Do you think Trent is going to eventually fall off the, I think I think 1,000 percent.

I would assume based on how history is gone, eventually they're going to eventually. No, a thousand percent. They're not going to take a lot. They're not going to care about it anymore. In the same way, we already saw the experiment happen. So Bud Light, right, even though they're so self, they're so unaware of themselves where if it wasn't for them, nobody. would have heard of Dylan Mulvaney. Like, do you know who Dylan Mulvaney is?

Dillian Mulvaney was the person that had her fucking face on a bud-like hand. And it was advertised on her fucking Instagram. Never heard her. Never, yeah, yeah, she was trans. So never would have fucking heard of her. Didn't give a solitary fuck.

I still don't. But then some of those freaks that were probably jerking off to her founder and thought, this is going to be good content. This is going to be good content. Let's bring this up. Alps and all these people start freaking out fucking kid rock started getting his machine gun and shooting bud light hands and

shit until bud light got sponsored by the ufc again and dana white was like hey guys could you knock all this shit off and guess what they stopped guess what fucking fucking kid rock is like oh okay whatever you learn your lesson you're good they have no morals they don't give a fuck about anything they hop on these trends so right now unfortunately they're hating trans people there's hundreds of anti-trans people there's hundreds of anti-trans bills, which will, in five years from now, they'll stop riding those fucking bills because they don't actually give a fuck. And so,

they will give a fuck about whatever they're told to give a fuck about. What are you next way? If we didn't think that's what the next thing? Huh? What are the next thing? So they're running out of things, so they're going to cycle again. But I don't know what it's going to be the next big thing. It might be black people again. Because like, it was black lives matter

for a minute. Oh, reliable. It's too hard. I think it's too hard. I feel like, I don't know. I feel like, it'll go back to racism, I think. Yeah. Yeah. I brought, I That's what I think. There's, I feel like racism is so played out though. Especially like anti-blackans.

It's so played out. No, but here's the thing. It's like the, we have an Elon Musk Twitter now. And so the algorithm, like, dude, I can't even tell you how many times

I'll be scrolling through and I'll just see like just some random, it'll be just like, I saw a video of some guy at a church hitting a priest in the head and taking his Bible. And of course,

it's just some shirtless black guy in like a church. And it's, It's just like, I know where this is going. I know where these videos are. I know where these videos are circulated. I really cannot think of because the right bank's so heavily on the token niggas, you know? Like they use that.

Right, but they don't care either. Yeah, they don't care. They're making a lot of money. Can we talk about by the way? Like, hold on. Granted, Candace Owen is, it's garbage and those people on the group, like, they're all relatively idiotic people. Did you see that new that Twitter animated show? What show is it?

So there's a new, there's a show called I think the new norm or something. And it's like a Twitter. It's a sitcom for Twitter. It's like a sitcom made on X. Yeah, Twitter's trying to be like, oh, and all like a platform. Yeah. Yeah. And so it's, it is, I want everybody to look this up because it is, it is, it is.

It is truly, it is so bad. I thought it was like, I thought it, I thought it was a satire of like them, like themselves. It should be. But it really is just genuine, authentic, like conservative comedy in a way that is like really like incredibly poorly done. And I was making fun of it a little bit. And I didn't even realize that Dave Rubin's on it. Yeah, I heard the voice. I didn't hear it at all.

I pretty much stopped after I heard of David Rubin. I was like, I'm done. He has a goofy. I'm Dave Rubin. He's a terrible voice actor also. I'm Dave Rubin. I don't know of... I'm a fucking fraud.

I married somebody with my first name because I'm a psycho. Don't name somebody with your own fucking name. You're gay as shit and then you adopt kids. You do the surrogate thing or whatever. And then your base is like, you fucking queer. You're stealing those kids from women. I saw that. I saw that in the replies to it where it's just like they're Sodomites playing

playing dress up. And I'm just like, yo, I mean, God bless you guys. You're catering to that shit, bro. I'm glad you have that. Imagine, but that's how like, you're grifting so hard in the paint that you're like, that's fine.

That shit was so funny, though. Like, I was watching that and I was, I really couldn't believe how poorly written and poorly acted it was. Can I give a little sample into the mic? Oh, yeah, yeah. No, go ahead. Please, please.

Let me. It's got that auto-tuned country song in the beginning, too, is crazy. Wait. Progress. What normal beer? It's really bad. It's your fault.

I got house arrest. You're the one who threatened this school board. There's a laugh track. Oh, I forgot about that. I'm washing my daughter that girls aren't girls and men aren't men. Sometimes they're neither or both or furry and just like dogs. Ow. Janice.

What's that? I can't believe the fucking. We can't watch the whole thing. This is Dave Rubin. Yeah. Dude, it's actually, this is one of my pronouns. And I'm like, I can't believe this is real. I just tweet.

I was like, get this dog shit off my fucking timeline, bro. I just, dude, I just want, just make things funny. Just make things funny. Like, Red Lider Media actually had like a fucking great video where they were like making fun of all like the quartering types and shit. Yeah. And about like Star Wars the Acolyte. When I was just watching that last night.

It's a great video. They remained like probably. like the one of the few people and I think it's because they're from the old internet also I think it's because they're from like 2005 like in before because really when you if you really think about it none of those people really went politically

insane no you know what I mean like smosh if anything they left yeah if anything they left like most of the people who were popular back then are just like angry video game nerds chilling you know like Doug Walker's chilling yeah like they're not doing they're not jumping I really think it's like there's this weird

section of time where people just... Well, you know what it is. Those people were talented. That's true. Like, they actually, like, there was, you can tell, especially like, even when we were doing our shit, you can tell where the people who had some talent and then the people that saw, oh, if I just say X, Y, Z, I will get, I will get, uh, views. Yeah, you could tell. That's why some of you guys took that whole curve to the, uh, the other side. The other side, they went over there.

They went hard on the other side. Because it's funny because some of you got, the ideas that, like, Like, some of the guys you were chilling with were like, like, went nuts. And it's just like, what the fuck is going on? It is, uh, if I, I'm too lazy to ever make a documentary, but I would love a good perspective on the whole that anti-ShdW era. It would be interesting to do. Because like, like to talk to. I would like to do that, I think. That would be cool as fuck.

It would be cool to interview everybody too. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Because I was there. Like, I know what's like what was up. Yeah. You can talk about all. You can talk about all this stuff.

I love. I wonder if they would do it though I wonder if they would even I think a lot of people would I think there's a lot of people that love the camera that I that I'm actually I forget about that

because I'm so I think I see this is so far away from like a Hollywood type of thing but that there's people like actually it's funny a lot of the most prominent people on the right were aspire to be in Hollywood and they figured out this was their best way

they had to create their own Hollywood this is all they can do yeah they have to create their own separate Hollywood yeah like Daily Wire plus 100% these people were writers and they tried to be they were fucking uh they were actors that guy michael knolls was like played like a gay dude and now he like says i hate gay people and shit chippero try to write scripts ben japiro was a nepo baby that actually uh her his mom is the uh the owner of some

type of production tv production company and still still couldn't get this motherfucker in the industry that's how much he sucked i hate that more than any like the people who are on that side who pretend to be like working class people or like pretend to like i pulled myself up is like bro you're fucking, you come from so much money. So much money. Fucking Tucker Carlson, all those people, they have so much fucking money. And it shows you how shitty they are, right? Because people who, because there's a lot of talent.

There's no, there's no secret really, say people that are more creative, they're more open-minded. So usually they don't fall into conservative politics because why would you? Usually you're more trying to be more open-minded. And a lot of those people don't just have a bunch of money at their expense. So it's hard to break into the industry. and it's always baffling when I see people that have an infinite money at their disposal and they still suck. It's like, damn, dude.

Like, it is crazy. You have all the money. I couldn't imagine that idea. I don't know. Like, what could I do? If somebody gave me a small loan of a million dollars, if someone gave me that, I'd be like, yo, I'm an empire. I will have an empire in a year because that is a lot of money to do a lot of shit with. I feel like I would just be like, I had I'm out.

You're all about just Just beat off every day Nah I feel like I don't know what I would do I would continue to podcast for sure I would definitely put a lot of money into the podcast Put a huge mind to the podcast I would just have a real Well either like decorate this thing

Into where it's like prestigious or just go into an actual space Like where I don't I don't know what I would Because I don't know man I can't the idea of being like I don't know the idea of Conservatism is just by

nature so alien to my mind. It's because traditionalism is so stupid to me. Well, people don't like that. That's the thing. Like I understand that people get upset about that because, you know, they're like, oh, I'm conservative. How dare you? And I'm like, hey, I'm just being like honest. And I'm not even trying to hate on because I know people that are conservative. Like my family, there's a lot of black conservatism and I love them. They're cool. But it's just, uh, tradition is just nothing. It's based off of nothing. They're like, oh, it's old. And I'm like, that's not a good reason. That is not, that's not logical. And I think there's, there's, I think, there's, I

I think there's beneficial parts of tradition, right? I think there's things that are beneficial. Only if it makes sense. Yeah, you know, yes, that's the aspect. But that's what I mean. It has to be. But if once logic enters it, a lot of tradition, it doesn't make sense. So it's like, why are we still doing this?

No, no, no, I understand. Right? Because that tradition, like, I appreciate the traditions that come from my cultural ones, right? That's part of my tradition. Yeah. But there are things that could be done better. And why are they not done better? But see, but that's exactly what it is.

And you know what that is? it's just a dirty word to them, a progressivism. Because the whole idea of just living is progressing. That is literally every aspect of your life, getting older, growing up, getting further in life, you're progressing. So the idea of conserving or stagnating is foreign to the human experience. So it's a weird thing to try to hold on to something when you're supposed to go forward. It doesn't make sense as a human.

That's the problem where it's like being a human being is we need to just go forward. need to figure things out. We need to make things better. We need to go back to the old ways to tradition. It's like, for what was better, sir, before we had good plumbing before fucking black people and women had rights? What are you saying? It's like, yes, that exactly. So, I mean, to be real, some people are saying that. The only thing that I would say go backwards is, but it's not really going backwards. It's just reinstalling the type of the tax, how much we tax the rich. Back in post-World War II, when we were in the golden years and when we had the most growth in our economy.

And that was where, you know, after post Reagan, that's where Reagan was like, nah, I got you rich people. And people that are rich understand that. That's why they're all going for Trump now. People that you would never even would ever step anywhere near him, they're like, I want to preserve my money. I want to keep, I want to maximize,

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Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. Like, did you have like your garage just full of rats? People would be like, what a fucking psychopath. But then... Why not? Why not own every single rat in the trisade area? That'd be so crazy.

Like, what do you, what do you... What are you dealing? Rats. I got rats, bro. But then like... What do you mean rat? I got every rat. I got, like, literally, I got, I got them all.

That would actually, first of all I'd do would be a hero if he collected all the rats. But what I'm saying is if you ticked that same apartment, right, or that same garage and filled it with money, people would be like, oh, it's dope. Instead of being like, like, yo, you're just hoarding money. You're crazy. I think wealth is a disease. It is.

It's hoarding. The fixation of wealth in this country has gotten so wildly un unstable and outrageous. What do you mean the fixation of wealth? What do that mean? The fixation of the need for ample richness, not the amount of wealth to be able to live comfortably and exist. in a way that is not detrimental to other people. Because at a certain point, when you get so much money, you are preventing others from getting money.

When you get a bunch of money, and instead of putting it back into the country, you send it to an offshore account. Where it's to accumulate instead of putting it back into the country. That's the biggest thing. To help better the rest of the country. Figuring out ways. Because that money goes missing.

That money does no longer in the ecosystem of the economicism of the country. So where money is going, we're like, oh, this money's missing. Yeah. How do we fix those things? Keep taking the money for us to fit the bill of everything. And it's so like all the- Also the way we give money other countries at times. Look, I am not an anti-other-country person.

I'm I am. I'm a foreign descent literally. I hate it. It is the nature of who I am as a person, you know. I think, I know what you're saying, but I think it should be in the same way where it's like you don't expect a poor, even though we do this, we shouldn't expect poor people to help out poorer people, right? Because that's what ends up happening.

A lot of people have to gang up and give a dollar or two, even though they're, like, struggling themselves to, like, help somebody else out. So it's like, well, can we fix some of the major problems first? We could. That's the thing that's fucked up. Oh, no, no, no, no, exactly. You take your steps first, right? You don't feed your neighbors so you make sure you're in your family.

100%. I agree with that. Like, don't cut off other countries if we can help them. Obviously, that's fucking preponder. It's like closing our borders to people that need asylum. That's fucking crazy. Damn. I don't know, man.

I, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But we need to fix it. I want a dome. To be honest with you. I want a dome. I want nothing to do with the rest of the world. I think we need to reset first and then go back out there.

I feel like a lot of our issues are centered around the fact that we're just too globally reliant on everything. You know what I mean? We're relying on China for everything. We're relying on like other countries for oil. Why? Why are we doing that? We're only doing these things because it's how it's been.

Because transactional. People are just trying to hoard more wealth. We already should be, we should already be off of fossil fuels. we would only we would be if it wasn't for oil tycoons right yeah literally literally the the advancement in technology to get off fossil fuels has been around since this late 70 well yeah i mean we can have late 70 that shit's been we should well around what we should well we should well nuclear nuclear i mean well yeah yeah nuclear power and i think of like this if we were even using that right by the time now if we would actually went into it the shit we'd

have to be insane well no we would actually have like insane shit We would have, like, we would have Mr. Handies from Fallout. Yeah. We would have them floating around right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We just actually gave a shit. But, you know, people hear nuclear and they're like, no, no, no. Well, that was the propaganda, right?

That was the oil industry. That's propaganda. I mean, I get it. It's fucking crazy. If it goes bad, it goes very bad, yes. It's the same thing as like a plane, though, right? Yeah, exactly. Well, the thing, too, is it's like, it makes me feel like people aren't even aware of how,

crazy just the mundane realities of their existence are. Like, you're surrounded by shit that if, if any electrical thing goes wrong in your, in your building, that shit's in flames, dude. Electric fire, those shits are wild. Electrical fires are crazy scary and we're surrounded by electricity all the fucking time.

Literally insane. We have cars. Cars. You know what a fucking car? A car is a metal horse that goes very fast and can explode and as a computer in fact is exploding all the time as you're using it. It's a missile. It's all scary. Technology is all fucking, if you really like boil everything down to like what it is everything's terrifying. Thinking of the idea of fucking we have

cell phones that we do all of our commerce on. The idea of someone taking that information is terrifying as well. It's people it's it's this is where I get to the point where I'm like dude, I need to gain an immense amount of power. I need to be the homelander of the universe. You need to be the homelander of the universe. Because I just, I know I'm not the smartest. I know I don't know everything, right?

Say that again. But I feel like I'm done. I'm done asking, you know. I'm not the point when I'm done asking. You're ready to take. I'm like, all right, dude. We should move on to. Yeah, yeah.

We should move on to questions. The other word on that hilarious. Not, dude. I'm going to, I'm going to figure it out, bro. And I'm going to be like, look, guys. I'm sorry. but we're doing this. And so he was no or none.

I flew up to the, and I just slapped their head off. He was dropped from the 49ers or whatever, which I didn't even realize he had anything to do with that. Who was, Dr. Disrespect. He was like an owner of it or something?

I don't know. I got no fucking idea. I needed a tryoff or some sort of tryout bullshit or something like that. He did like a collab with them or something and they dropped or like, he was like, I don't know. Oh, he did? I didn't know.

I didn't hear about that. I don't care about, what is it? Hockey? Yeah, I don't know. No, it's cricket.

It's football. It's football. It's the right one or the wrong one? The wrong one. The hours one, not the, not the this one. The football American. Wait, hours, but not this one? Yeah.

What do you mean? The hours. You should expand it. It's football as the kick one. Do you know, I understand? Do you know there's a cricket game on Steam? Cricket 24? Like about crickets?

Like, like, yeah. It's crickets playing the game cricket. Does it play cricket before? No. What am I gay? Whoa, okay. Only gay people play cricket famously Jamaicans can't be gay and they play cricket

It's impossible I can't be gay All of my homosexual acts Are nullifying as I'm Jamaican What is cricket? Explain cricket to me Cricket is like baseball but But gay

But like basically But more barbaric technique It's like less evolved baseball But it's the people that play Is it like baseball with like tackling? No it's with stupid weird cricket bats And you kind of hit underhand And then people

catch the fucking stone cricket fucking ball with their bare hands and if that man slaps you he'll dig into your back and take some of it with you it's fucking insane it's a terrible game I'll just tell you that it's not uh it's there's a lot of those sports you got hit it through like a fucking you got hit it through like

some little fucking yeah it's like the croquet thing it's fucking stupid it's like croquet and baseball kind of had a baby I don't like the I don't like the I don't like there's certain there's certain sports that remind me of like okay so you know you have like you have Islam you have Christianity you have Judaism.

Sure. And then you got baseball, football, basketball. And then you have like Jehovah's Witness. That's because she had to do. Yeah, but it's like this. Yeah, that's like to me what like lacrosse and and cricket. La Crosse has always bothered me. What the fuck is that?

With that gross like codpiece shaped fucking thing. The only more lacrosse bothered me is that lacrosse players always magnanimous cunts. That's always bothered me. Every lacrosse man ever knew was a fucking absolute twat. You know they fucking... You know the Native Americans. Thanks. The Native Americans, I don't know what I mean.

The natives, they started a lacrosse. They actually invented the game and then the white stole from... Fuck you, Grandma. The white stole it from them. Fuck you, grandma, and your people. Look what you guys did. You mean another dumb thing. Like, let us...

Runs with dark skin fucking. I hate you. Everything we've done is now justified because you made... Yeah. I agree. Anyway, let's get on some questions. I'm kidding, Grandma. I love y'all.

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It started a little while ago. Do you think so? Yeah. I'm smarter now, but I'm not as, I don't got the Twitch thing. Yeah, I haven't played like a like ranked or like like genuine like competitive first person shooters in a while. Because I've been on like a single player kick. I'm smarter. Like my brain I can facilitate strategies better.

Like even just like set up but like I can't. We got to get your gun out real quick and blow somebody set off. I can't do that shit no more. I can't even do it in Red Dead. And that shit does it for you. I wonder if I could do it. Like I don't know. I have to imagine that my skills have deteriorated.

Like I'm definitely no way no way I'm near. There's no shot. am as good at Halo today as I used to be even like five years ago no shot even today at the gym dude I was uh I've been like I'm trying to get myself in a healthier shape because um this in general live longer

and I've been doing like backward backwards uh backward treadmill shit to get my legs just for your legs like backwards I hate that shit it's hurt it fucking hurt I didn't know why I don't know I was like I've walked backwards before and didn't fucking burn but for some reason that shit hurt like fucking hell and I've been doing like this shit they get myself better shape because I've um I started

for the third like a week or two ago. So like I'm doing that and I'm like, bro, can I really run still? Have you, when was the last time you ran? A while. Yeah, that's the word thing.

But it's also not like, not rant, but sprinted. I can jog. Can you sprint? No, but when's the last time you fucking sprinted? I don't remember last time.

Maximum speed. Last maybe like three, four years ago, like maybe like 45 pounds less, 45, 50 pounds like less. I think that is average. I think most people have zero reason to sprint, so they don't. Because you don't, because, dude, my friend's...

I sprint for no reason. My cousin made a serious question. He was like, when is a lot? I asked somebody over 25, like for us last time they sprinted. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

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Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. Like, they needed to sprint. Yeah, you have no reason to spread unless you're running for your life. Like, why are you spreading? Why am I doing that in the lovely town I live in right now? Well, I was at like, I remember at like a, I think it was, yeah, my cousins, my cousin's graduation party

it was like a family thing and like all the kids were like playing they were like harassing everybody like Chris go play with the kids and I don't want to play with kids I don't want to play with kids I got what am I gonna there's nothing

I can't do that also I'm tired and they're like no dude play tag with them and I was like alright fine and so I went over and entertained them and I was playing tag with them

and so I was sprinting like crazy and that was like a couple months ago but also I just like generally like sometimes I will walk to like downtown Burbank and then I will walk back and at a certain point

I just kind of start running just because like I probably should What are you running from? I'm just running because like oh what are you running from though What are you running from? Yeah. You get scared and you're like I can't why I get running now because they've been watching me walk this long.

No. No something just kind of kicks in where I'm like I'm outside. I have a very sedentary existence as like a content creator editor of podcast person. I don't really get out much. I don't really go to the gym really anymore. I might as well do this. because I'm out and can.

As opposed to like if I'm in my room, I'm not going to go out to do it. I'm already here outside. That's what I'm, I'm just trying to like, that's because me is like, staying mobile is the problem, right? Because the sedimentary life we live is this on net.

Just walk. Oh no, I do. I do. I'm doing that all the time. Like I walk in the morning before I wake. I wake up walking a morning to get a shower real quick. I go to the gym like two days a week. I want to go.

Wait, wait. You can't count walking to take a shower. No, I, huh? No, I go for like, I walk away down to the town center. That's not what he said.

Not I don't walk to the shower. I'm like, God, that was a good walk. I don't walk out of my bedroom and then walk into the next room. I like, I walk to the town center. I like, I walk back.

I usually like, I do like, I do a bunch of kettlebells. Because my main focus is that I think my back has gotten weak because I have so much weight on my stomach. Yeah. So what I do is I, um, yeah.

What? I guess. So, so what I do is I do like a lot of back exercise. I do like, I'm doing like dead lifts, kettlebellbell stuff. Just get my back stronger before I even go to work out.

You know, I do that like something pretty thing every day. And then like I work out twice. I want to get the three times a day, but like fucking waking up early and going, even though gym is right next to me, waking up early and then going to the gym, I drain myself for the early parts of the day

and I'm just kind of fucking sap. Well, you also don't use caffeine, which is insane to me. I don't like it, man. I don't like how it makes you feel. You don't have to use it to make you feel bad. I use it to level me out. For me, for me when I ingest caffeine, right?

Uh-huh. You know in video games you get like the, You get the infinite bar of stamina and it's like burning. That's how I feel. I feel like there's fire in my veins. I feel like that is psychological. Oh, it has to be. That's not how.

Well, granted, ADHD kind of like, I've heard that like if you have ADHD, caffeine really doesn't do anything to you. So I've never really noticed an effect from caffeine at all. For me, it's like I feel like I have energy that's not mine and I feel gross. I think if you, if you do 300 milligrams, you'll notice something. Oh, you probably. Yeah. I mean from like a cup of coffee that like some people will have a cup of coffee and they'll feel

ooh. I'm like I don't, I can't possibly believe that that's true. I think that I also feel like that's psychological as well because if you if you consistently just have a cup of coffee that amount of caffeine is not going to do anything. You're going to get used to it immediately. Right. So it's just like a ritual thing to make you feel better that there's just coffee in your system. Also they're addicted to it literally.

So that's another thing. Yeah. You can. I do get caffeine headaches. You'll know. Yeah. That's the thing. If you get the withdrawals, then you'll know you're addicted.

Like say, oh, if you go like two days without having a. cup of coffee and if you start get a fucking headache. I work at Starbucks and I've seen people not get their coffee and they start acting different. Yeah then I'm like yo they turn to I'm Alex when they don't get their I'm fucking give me my fucking coffee.

Yeah yeah I don't I don't have I don't drink enough caffeine to do it I still don't because even though like this this injury drink has 300 milligrams I sip on it slowly so all it is is just for me to sustain it's just like people because people

pound their coffee, they pound their energy drinks, and they get wired, and then they fucking get all, like, fucked up afterwards. The only benefit of pounding it is the focus. You enter a state of that's kind of scary. We're like, it would probably be the state of, like, say, you're starving and you need to focus on, like, getting food. And then you'll get in this new state that is, like, hyper focus. There's a weird hyperfocus state. The ascension, bro. It's like, it's because you're like, it's time to hunt, essentially. You know, Kratos, I just fucking raid. like, Oh!

It's a weird feeling because I'll even have, like say, for example, I get lazy, like I'm on TRT and I just... You're good?

No, you're good. You're, you're getting fucked up? Huh? Yeah. You getting fucked up? That's how I was feeling it's like,

well, the answer to the question is like, dude, I wonder about my hands. Oh, you wonder about your hand. Yeah. Do we...

There's no more fire in there, man. The fire's gone from my fucking gamer side. I can't even play fighting games like that anymore, man. I think...

Well, fighting games are more like thumb oriented so I'm kind of okay with that because I don't really use my thumb really for video games really all outside of like the you know the joysticks it's like it's really like the oh god I gotta fucking see somebody about that

we also like probably figured something out to if you're if you're not fit your shit's not feeling good yeah I don't know I think we gotta figure something out like to not but it should be fine yeah I probably should go to the doctor about it but whatever yeah maybe let me cut you off and fucking losing your shit up fucking retightening it and you're fucking good well so that is

yeah that's I the one thing I think I'm not too worried about like I think we're, there's this awkward state where I think we're going to be the last, we're the, we're going to be the last generation that's going to have to worry about stuff like this because, uh, the technology that's going to be available by the time we're old, I think it's got to basically make us like godly. Yeah, but we will be too late for that. Yeah. Maybe not. I don't know. We'll get some of it. We'll get all of it. I think like as I think by the time we're like actually old will, we'll be able to experience all of it. It's like old people experiencing like fucking smartphones and shit. Yeah. Like go get it. Just kind of late. But, like, like, I think, like, like, like, I don't get it. But. But. But. But. Like, Like as we're going through our 50s and shit, we're not going to get the best stuff. Like there's going to be, by the time we're like in our 50s, there's probably going to be a cancer vaccine. And then cancer is going to be like relatively nothing.

We'll probably have like really reliable like robot press. You know what I mean? Like I feel like by the time we're like very old, we'll probably be able to reliably replace limbs with like limbs that are probably way better than the ones that be replaced. But you know, I don't think we're not going to have like that stem cell stuff that like makes your hand better. You know what I mean?

We're probably going to have like universal medicine. I feel like that's something we're going to probably be able to see in our lifetime, a universal medicine is like, oh, this will work for, like, this will work for probably anybody. You mean like something that like,

that just like it fixes like everything? It, you medicines that like you don't have to worry about your blood type exactly things like that. Like this will be able to help you, period. Oh, you have to think about blood type with medicines?

Something, something's like that you have to like worry about your blood type. I take every pill that I have once in like one big. Do you like crush them all up together? No. And then I put it in water and I shake it up. by shaker and I just drink that and then fall asleep.

I take one Tylenol, one moulterin, one swigginichwell. I like that. I take, I go into a gas station, I buy one of every rhino pill. I take it and then I go home and I fucking hump my floor until there's a hole in it. Yeah, what I do, I do the similar thing, but I

that's one of the craziest things I ever heard of it. I just hump the hole into my I fight the boner. You try to keep it down? That's where you That's when you know That's when you know you've ascended That's when you know you've ascended

When you have Extreme self-control You've taken I've taken a 30 pack of Cialis I've taken a 30 pack of Viagra or whatever You take extents and you make your dick not grow And I make it go in

I fucking I grow a pussy Dude I'm like He's holding on to like a metal fucking thing And he's squishing it He's molding it. And it's like, dude.

Put on the gay porn. Put on the gay porn. That's going to be so terrible to listen to. He's watching so much pornogic stimulation. And he's just fighting it. Stop. Let's move on to the next question. From the genie who lives in Pee-Wee Herman's Lube bottle.

they wrote in he says hey you three who's the king of suicide whoa the king of suicide keep up the labs Cobain if he did it did you see by the way I can't well I guess I can't believe that we didn't talk about this it's not really that big of a story yeah but the Taylor Swift thing oh with Dave Grohl so Dave Grohl went on state I don't know what was it he was like at some stage he was talking about like he was like I don't want the wrath of Taylor Swift but yeah what was it that he said he was just saying something like this is This is the errors tour. This is not like the eras.

This is the errors tour, you know, because we make mistakes here. You know, because we play live. Yeah, it's a cheeky little. So, yeah, he was kind of like. And they came from him. Well, they were just, I don't know, people, tell us what fans are freaks. Swifties go hard. It's because her fan base is young women.

Oh, yeah. They are the best fans to choir. They are the best fans. They're most diehard. They will ignore fuck shit. They will ignore fuck shit and they will defend you all the time. They'll buy all of your merch. That is why young women are the best, bro.

It's young women, young women and girl and old men are the most, like old, like, like past 50s? Past 50s. Yeah. Reliable. Right or die. Because they got money. They got the income. They'll be like, oh, my eight Ben Shapiro shirts.

Why the fuck not? Why not? They take a selfie with their, he really sees me. With their fucking shades in the hat in the truck. Yeah. In the driver's seat. Always that. It's always that fucking.

He worked hard for it that his dad bought, that his dad gave him his first job. Yeah. The cotton club, the country club that he fucking does that own? 100%. The cotton club. The cotton club.

They were plantations, but now the country club. That's true. Yeah. The country clubs. Are you ever been to a country club? Of course. What do you mean?

Of course. That's a weird thing to say, of course. Yeah. I've never been to a country club. I mean, I'm they're horrible. I've absolutely never been a country club.

I think I've driven past them. I've been to like two. They're terrible experiences. Yeah. I, The idea of me stepping foot in one is so foreign to me that. You'd be like the turrets would pop up. Yeah, they probably, I'm sure they would.

When I walked in, they were like, you don't have a uniform on. I was like, ha, ha, ha, ha, I want to go home. They didn't arrest you immediately. I was, I was, I was, he thought I was help. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Excuse me, boy. I don't know. I've never been to one of the, I thought, excuse me, blah, blah, blah, blah, boy.

I thought you were implying that, like, the members have like a, like a cult type thing. Maybe. I don't know. One of my ex-girlfriends, her dad used to go to one, and he brought me to it. Good guy. Really actually nice, dude. But he just, you know, he was rich, so he kind of just brought me there. And then my grandmother went to one for some other random reason.

She was like, you're coming with me. And I was like, can you please bring Eric? And she was like, nope, you're coming. I was like, well. I was hated being dragged along to things like that. That was my whole life growing up. You know how many times I went to Yankee Stadium over, over Yankee Stadium, like, Dusha and my grandmother because all the ones just worn and swore around.

And she was like, yeah. that one's there. Come with me and I'm like, Grandma, I want to play Spiral and he's like, so? Honestly? So? So? So? I'm very jealous of kids today in the sense of just like, even just like something like the switch of the steam deck, dude. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO

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Well, we had our game boys. Yeah, but I mean, come on. They were, they were, they were adequate. Come on. They were adequate for us at the time. If we had that back then, you know, dude, even at the time, we'd be lost. We would have, we would have,

our parents would have tried to get us up and it wouldn't have worked. Can I say something? They would have tried to snap us out. We'd be like, I can't get out. I'm inside. This might, this might be probably like a kind of controversial statement. But I kind of don't. think there's this like if I had to name like top 100 games of all time

none of them would be Game Boy or Game Boy Advance games at all I think that's your opinion right well of course I think it's wrong I'm saying it I think it's very wrong I think it's very wrong but you're not so your opinion because even at the time I remember feeling like this feels like a fucking mystic game and watch in comparison to the shit that I've gotten in my room like why the fuck it was why did I engage with this well they're there for different experience you know you're there for like people like a lot of people like that played Pokemon, I probably say Pokemon games.

Well, Pokemon was that. That was like the only exception really. People say Pokemon. It was like Metro Fusion and stuff like that. People would say like, uh, I think some of the Dragon Quest. Links Awakening. I just actually just bought that again because I found the switch. Yeah.

No, no, no. Uh, the, I have a DS Lite. Oh. And, uh, and so, the Switch remakes really good actually. It's a great game. But DS Light is such a small console. It's terrible.

Like me holding that console makes me scared. It's kind of nice. Because my hand is much bigger than it. It's kind of nice to like put my penis in. Like, you know, like, you know, like, and kind of fold it over. Yes. Yeah. And that one's...

We get really hard. It's like, what's gonna give first? And then you close it. You're like, uh-oh. Close. And you're like, stuck. And you're like, ah, shit. I fucking played too much again.

And look, I want to go to the doctor again. What am I going to tell my girl? My flat cock again. Again. You did it again. So you got it out. Well, yeah. But I flared my cock multiple times.

I flattened my cock multiple times a day, thank you. What I do is I put my hard cock on the ironing board, right? And then I put the iron and then I start stacking things on iron. I like that. Let's see what it gives first. Usually it's the ironing board, but sometimes it's my cock. Do you turn on the iron? Of course.

Of course. What do you mean? What do you mean? Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. So your favorite games on the Game Boy advanced and Game Boy. that's not the best place to play them is it um

like if you could play those on a switch or something oh dude if I could play Pokemon heart going on a switch that'd be amazing right because it would be way better sure yeah but like but we still had the vast majority of games even when they made like I remember remember the Gameboy events ports of like the good game like Spider-Man too Game Boy Advance

it's a side scroller and you're like this is terrible I played that game and I remember liking it and then I remember I came back to it years later, I was like, this, I mean, it's technically impressive, I guess, but like, this sucks. Those things look like ass, bro. It is not fun to play it off. I remember the swinging, because there was like a

mini game in that game specifically, where you would like swing through the city in 3D. And look, everybody at home, look up Spider-Man Game Boy Advanced Game. And just scroll through until you see a baffling image. It is the most, I don't, I'm pretty sure I made it through that game completely by chance, because I don't, I don't know if I was doing that right at all.

Yeah, it's obviously, you know, there was like... I was like... I was like... I was like... Marvel Nemesis on the fucking

Game Boy Advance. Oh my God. I can't even imagine. They had that? I think, I think it was on the GameBadts. It probably was. They ported game...

That was in a weird time. The Imperfect was on the Game Boy... Ew. Rise of the Imperfect. That's the Imperfect. That was at that time... Gameboy advanced. Freaking, what's it called the other one?

The other Marvel game. I don't know. Whatever. It was on the Engage also. Like there was so many There were so many ports of the same game That were not the same Like today we have like

You know Breath of the Wild on Wii U And Breath of the Wild on Switch But they're the same game Like it's the same video game Like fundamentally like it just kind of looks a little bit worse And the resolution is lower That's it And that's modern day ports

But like in like 2003 2004 You had like the Xbox and PS2 versions Of Spider-Man 2 Then you had the PC version of Spider-Man 2 which was a different game entirely from a different studio. And then you had the PSP version of Spider-Man 2,

which was a re-skin of Spider-Man 1, or for the PSP, I mean, which was a rescind of Spider-Man 1 made to make sense in Spider-Man 2. That's funny. And there was one for the Engage that I'm pretty sure was just like a mobile phone game. There were so many versions of the same game back then.

It's wild. Right now I'm playing Force Awakens, right? And I'm like, I'm playing Force Awakens 2, right? And I played the PSB version of it. You played the PSP. How was that? Oh, dog shit, dude. Dog shit.

After I moved, I lost my PS2, so I didn't have a PS2. So I didn't have a PSP. That's. So I, like, I only had a PSP. My cousin had a 360, but if I played it, he'd beat my ass. Still played it. Yeah. But then I also had, uh, what a gross way to experience that.

Oh, dude, it's terrible. It's horrible. But then, like, the way video games would be, where it would be like, now, like, I can play this real ass whole. I can play. Eldon Ring on my theme deck. I can go outside and play anywhere. I can play ball as in my team deck.

It might not be optimal, but you still can play it. I can't believe how well Eldon Ring runs on a steam deck. It runs better than it should. It runs better than it should, but not as good as it would on PC or on Con, but it's way better. But I've played it.

Like, I'm a real... Is this still 60? No, but it's not, no... It's weird. Like, I'm really anal about that stuff. Like, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, the, uh, the frame rates. Like, I can't, it's really difficult for me to play anything at 30,

but like, playing Eldon Ring on a Steam deck at 30 feels way better than it should It's that it's 30 on there really? Yeah I mean it must be I stream it from my PC too sometimes so it's like it's usually like when I do it from home it's like 60 I haven't played it on PC at all I don't play it on Steam deck steam deck I usually like I use it for like It's pretty much another switch I just anything like I can't get on a switch on the Steam deck I have no I can't justify buying one a Steam deck

Yeah it is really expensive and if you can't if it's not a gift don't get it That's what I mean. Like if it was gifted me, it was the same thing with SWIF. Like I bought a switch when I first came out, but I sold it because it was another thing where I'm like, I can't, I am not a handheld gamer. Like I haven't been in a very long time. Okay. Here's the thing about that. Yeah.

I believe that you think that because I felt that way too. I felt like almost almost for the most, I think really the PSP was the only handheld console that I really, really loved. And that was because I was getting like, when that came out, you were getting like, PS2 Xbox quality shit on it That's like that's kind of insane If you really think about it Uh huh And but like

The Vita and the switch Mmhm nothing really on here The Steam deck Is crazy to the point where like I didn't buy my Steam deck It was gifted by a fan Thank you if you're still listening But like

That's crazy Yeah was insane They gave you a Steam deck Yeah well they were like I have an extra one from some bullshit I was like absolutely send that to me Because like why the fuck would I turn that down I got my for Christmas

I was like Lily I want a steam deck Well she bought me one So I'm the only Only nigga that hasn't gotten one gifted me. But here's the thing about that. I would have never, I would have, I would have, I would have never bought it. Yeah. Before I had it.

It's going on. Now, though, if I, if I dropped my steam deck and it exploded, I would buy another one. You would cry. I would cry. Because all that, what changes is like on the switch, what's on the switch that you would play? Yeah, I hear what you're saying? Pickman. No, you know what I mean?

Like, there's like, this. What if there's a hardcore pickman play? Like, for real. Oh my God. Pickman 4 Like the trailer comes up He jumps out of his seat Runs out the room

Watches it like sitting down Like on his stomach With his hand fit his legs Like waving back in the world And he's like oh my God He comes that game My bad guy sits out I just completely invalidated his taste

In like a second Like I sniped his taste immediately He's like oh my god He's just my bad guy So it makes a difference I hear what you're saying Because you're absolutely right about that Yeah

Like imagine your entire library on Steam Yeah, but you can play it in bed as you go to sleep. Yeah, I got that's the shit that really changed it for me. I hacked mine, right? I like, so pretty much right now I have files from SNES, Game Boy Advance, PSP, PlayStation. I see you got everything on there. Up to PS3 games. Yeah.

That's absolutely insane because they all run better than they ever ran on anything else. Yeah. And it's wild. I was playing, what game was that playing recently? I was playing Crisis 3 on it. And I was like, what the fuck is going on, dude? How is Christa? I can't remember.

I played the multiplayer beta for Crisis. That game's stupid. It's a dumb-ass fucking game. It's a dumb game. But like, it's... I remember they were showcasing like a bow and arrow mostly, and I was like, the bow and arrow was like... It turned me off, I'm be honest.

Because I was like, oh, I'm this sweet nanotech thing. And I have a fucking bow and arrow. It was a nanotech ball and arrow that blew up. It just sounds so like I'm going backwards. I'm sorry. I love it. I'm sure it was fun. I get that.

I like bow and arrows though. Like I was playing like Pokemon Fire red on air And I'm like this is crazy Yeah Like what else have I played? I've played uh Well the thing to me was just like even just something like Eldon ring like this is the fact that you could play something like that like

And when you stream it from your PC If you have a good internet connection and you're not that far from your router It's insane It runs very well because you're just getting 60 frames like 4K basically on the screen Yeah And it runs fucking flawlessly And you're like this is in like and your entire scene library And that's

Look, I don't know Definitely, definitely I would say Cost too much I would have to experience I would say wait I would say wait Here's the thing If you're ever going to buy it

So y'all got yours gifted Who's gonna step up and gift me one? Honestly Y'all gotta get you got to Somebody's got to get me And then I'll send you Some weird shit back Some weird shit

We'll discuss the terms But I'll send you a use condom back Though Hit Derek up on Twitch Whispers Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah, contact me on Twitch. My Twitch account that I can't even remember the last time I've logged into it. You don't have the password anymore.

I'm sure I'd have to reset it because I don't remember. Hey, yo, hit me up with a whisper. Whisper at me. Whisper at me. Yeah. That is weird. That's like locals, that fucking app that I think Dave Rubin started. It's like a, like it's called locals.

He started an app. Yeah, there's like one of those because you know, they're all like, oh, Twitter's gay. Everything sucks. Like, I'm gay too. So I got to leave. and then he was like I'm gay too so I gotta get out of here

so he was like oh I'm gonna start one thing called locals and then I was like is that a fuck site because that's what it sounds like every time I bring up day room but I can't help but remember the picture of you on this fucking show

and like how not like you that picture looks oh because there was like a thumbnail I don't look right I'm like oh I saw that I was like why does Derek look like that I know him

piece of shit use that as the thumbnail. I'm like, the photo of me on that show looks very, very different. You look like Ellen DeGeneres. You don't even look like yourself. I'm like, why does it look like? That's not how Chris looks. He wins with me.

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I remember seeing that shit and being like, I live next, I live in the same house as him. He doesn't look like that. He looks sick. Do you remember? Well, when we went on, I don't know if they did this with you. They put you in the makeup room. I didn't do makeup.

They forced me to make up. They put a shiny thing on me. Right. They glossed you up? Yeah, because I was like, I was like, hey, man, like I, I'm, I already look smooth enough. Like, I'm fucking in my late 20s, I think at that time. And I look like a kid already. Like, I basically, I don't need to look smoother.

Like, oh, we're just going to put this shimmery thing. And it made me look like a fucking baby. They put some shiny shit on me. And I'm like, do you not understand that I look like I'm fucking 18 already? I don't need anything to make me look younger. That shit. That is my favorite image of you, like I have a lot of fucked images of myself,

but there's at least one of you. Motherfuckers were like, you look like poggers and I'm like, yeah, well, there's nothing I can do about that. They selected it. And yeah, yeah. At what moment where is your face, like, that's what I'm trying to figure like what?

When was that? When I was like, oh, I'm like, I don't know, dude. Real quick, Chris, I got a in my recommended there was a I completely forgot this guy existed. Do you remember who Uncle Adams is? Yeah. Yeah. I completely forgot.

So I saw a thumbnail that showed you in Fantano and I was like, what the fuck? I remember that. And I was like, I literally completely forgot about that. I was like, what the fuck is this? Like, it just showed up in my, and I clicked on it. And then they featured that his like,

it was going through his whole era. And then it featured because I was like, when is he, I'm gaming? And I'm like, I'll put this on the background. I'm like, when is this going to get to? because you guys are in the thumbnail, so I'm thinking you're going to be a big part of it. I was like, when is it going to get to them?

And then it turns out, yeah, I was like, oh, when he got really upset when you guys were critiquing. Yeah. It was funny. And it just made me thinking like, you know, like, you look how young you look.

You look like, weird, yeah. When you hung up front Tanna for the video, I remember that you went over and you did like a video with him. You guys said a cunt a bunch of times, right? I don't remember. It was like, oh,

no, well, that was for that is the plan. Yeah. For that meme channel that he had that I, I'm so sad that all that stuff's gone Because a lot of it was really good There was some cool stuff on there

For sure Yeah we did like a remit He had like an editor who was like A YouTube poop kind of guy And he just like made this crazy edit of me saying Cunt a million times I had it saved for a while But then I it's it's on

It might be at my computer in New York actually That's why I definitely have that video I miss old school Fantano The mean Because he's a fun I think he is a very funny fucking guy He still has the same sense of humor You'll still see it in spurts

But he uh because of that fader thing. The fader thing. Yeah, he's just, he's like, I can't do the shit anymore. I just want to be careful. Yeah,

yeah, I don't know. Yeah, it sucks, but I mean, his fucking Fantano channel is, I mean, it's doing super well.

It's doing incredibly well. The biggest music channel probably on the platform, man. Like he has, there's the needle drop where he releases the interviews, but then he has the fantano

of this is personal channel, which it, he, I think he, well, he, they upload just as frequently, but that it's,

it's, it's cool to see that channel doing pretty much as well as the needle drop, technically better because there's a lot of the reviews that just go by the wayside. But then there's the big reviews. Like every single time there's a not good, I'm watching it immediately.

Yeah. Anytime you see it, not good, I don't even care what the artist is. I'm immediately clicking on it. Yeah. I miss that. The era was like, look, I don't love that era of time

because the fact that era of time was very like contentious. Yeah. There was a lot of arguments going on. A lot of, like a lot of miscommunication that led to like really just dumb shit happening. But I feel like that era of time, I feel like content was more genuinely more fun.

Like everybody was having fun making. Well, it was also just more genuine, I think. I think people were actually making what they wanted to make and they could because the algorithm kind of permitted everything. And so because- And that led to some crazy shit getting through. Don't get me wrong. Yeah, but even the crazy shit that went through, it still wasn't like a lively. It wasn't like Twitter is married.

It wasn't like in cities. but it was like the fucking care cake. And like, don't know, that era was great. The hair cake is great. That era was great, dude. I argue there's really nothing offensive about the haircake at all. No, there's nothing around it. It's really, it's modern.

It was like, it was contemporary jackass, really, is what it was. And so like, yeah, I think what happened was, um, the adpocalypse happened. And what, ultimately what happens is like, you could get away with a lot on YouTube. And it was like very, very open. And so because of that, anybody who had tabloxed. and had something that they cared about could potentially, like, if they could make things entertaining, they could succeed doing whatever it is that they had a specific interest in. So you had a lot of people who were into very, very niche things doing like very, very interesting, a lot of interesting stuff. And then what happened was the apocalypse happened.

And suddenly there was like a very strict line. Yeah. And so what happened was it's like, okay, well, now I can really only do this, this, and this. Where the fuck do I go? And you could see it with like political people who were previously a little bit more, you know, even keeled and a little bit more like rational. Whereas it's just like, well, fuck, I'm losing a lot of revenue here. How do I make up for that? Oh, I got a pander.

Yeah. Because if I pander, then I get a lot of merch. I get a lot of people thinking I'm like a warrior, a lot of like zealous support. Yeah. Because that's what you need to supplant that. Like, if you couldn't get, like, the algorithmic bump or even just, like, the basic AdSense revenue that you would have normally got, you have to supplement that with, like, audience support. And how do you get audience support? You pander to them and you, you, you hit that nail in their brains that make them think that you're very important.

This person's willing to stand up for what I believe in exclusively. It's unfortunate. I swear. And I care about you. Yeah. And I swear to God, this is not just like a rewriting of history. Very few of anybody was like that. there was very little of that going on

on the platform. And the people who were doing that were people who were like on like networks and stuff. It was like MTV or like and then suddenly like all the individuals started doing that because like they needed it all their ad rev went away. And so it's like well we gotta sell merch. How do we sell merch? Yeah. It makes me sad. It sucks. I really, I don't know man. Wait, Pewtipi fucked everything up.

Well I think it was Pewtipy and it was the Viner's those motherfuckers showing up. Yeah. Yeah. They fucked up the place. One of the things that was actually a really big that a lot of people forget because it was the Pity Pie thing, the adpocalypse, and then there was Sargon. Because Sargon got kicked off Patreon. Yeah, but that was more of like

insular stuff. No, but what I mean by that, there was a lot of people that left prominent people that left Patreon because of that. They went to subscribe star and other fucking things. Yeah, but look how that turned out. What I mean is people had no revenue anymore. There was adpocalypse and then there was a lot of people's patrons went down drastically. Right. Right. Where they were only They were only, that was their only bag.

And they're like, what the fuck do I do now? And because like, even me, the reason why I didn't panic was because I had enough sponsors at the time. It's where I'm like, oh, that sucks. I lost a significant amount of my Patreon, like a significant portion. I had only a fraction of people left. And they're like, I'll support you on subscribe store and I went on, but it was fucking stupid. And like, I was like, I guess. And at a certain point, I just deleted it.

But anyway, long story short, that was, you know, just, I guess, piggybacking off your main point. I think that's truly what happened I think people just saw it like well we need money Yeah so thanks bridge What's the easiest way to do that? Yeah You just kind of just pander Yeah panderift

Everything's that bridge's fault Everything is that bridge's fault You get track we get traced back Every terrible thing has ever happened in the world To that bridge it was that bridge it was also It was old media Uh being jealous Being like being like completely out of day

And so fucking doing hit pieces on like So Wall Street Journal And then like fader front Fantana like these people being fucking assholes And just because like oh they're not making as much money Any for because they're fucking they're archaic essentially And they had to like let's take these people down a peg And like you guys are fucking

Why not just fucking get in with the times bitch? It was so insidious. It was so like it's crazy Like really like oh television's failing And new paper aren't working Let's screw them over we have we know more people A bunch of fucks like Well nobody didn't even work really

It didn't. It just made what they perceived to be their enemy like 50 times stronger and way worse. Yeah. Also. Like if they left it, if they left it alone, they still wouldn't have lasted,

but you would have had a way better internet. Yeah. As a result of it. And they're really all their fucking fault. They harmed all the small people. Because obviously, no matter what, Pewty Pie was already fine.

He could have retired already at that point. So fucking with his money didn't even mean anything. It in fact didn't mean anything. Of course it did it. He still is the one is the most popular. He still was able to just fuck off and go to Japan. Not that thing is just in Japan. Just chilling.

Just being a dad in Japan. I'm like, what if secretly he's like he's one of the people terrorizing Japan? Because you know how you've been hearing about them to their tourists? They're like, oh, tourists are really fucking up Japan or not. It's him. It's him.

He's going up on stage and they're doing a kimono dance and breaking them over his knee. Just cracking him over his knee. That is insane. Did you just insinuate? Fiti Pi going to Japan. breaking the backs of Komodo dragons Komoto dancers

Komono dancers Kamo don't Kamo do Kamo do Kamo do that's crazy That is The image in my mind Was him

In Japan Are there even Camodo dragons I don't think I think they're from like Southeast Asia They're all like specific islands I don't know exactly

What's their My image My image You know that sound It's like Like that weird Like snarl Like beastial sound

Yeah And they just He just snapping him in half. He picks him up. Imagine Batman's them over his name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Banes him over his leg. And he lifts it with no effort.

Like, it's trying to get away, but it's not moving. They're afraid of him. He's doing it as PewDie Pie, and that's his, like, that's his, uh, his super villain name. They bite him and they try to toss him and he just sucks it out and bites them back and kills him. And it's like, Jesus cry. Putee pie.

Beauty. Just grab one and just It's no It's like effortless He just grabs one and just That's crazy That's crazy to think about his demographic That intro of his

Like think about like how interesting How it was where he started He knew he was catering to fucking kids So Peer-de-up It's like no No self-respecting adult Would ever find that amusing

Right You'd be fucking you'd be You'd be fucking amazed No I would say You'd be fucking amazed People who enjoy Sonic the Hedgehog and

kids enjoyed that intro because when I saw that I was like fuck's that that was like my first thought I was like the fuck's that it was probably like

2013 2012 or something and I was like actually him and KSI and all those people inspired me that's how I started

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Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. You know, I was like, I have way more charisma than these assholes. They're just laughing and reacting.

They're not doing anything. Like, they basically say, KSai, I loved his FIFA compilations. Because he was just like, but he's just laughing. And I was like, I was like, I could fucking do that. I was like but then I got pulled into the you know I started seeing

you know the the beginning of the that shit that shit it started getting weird I was like why is this in gaming literally I was I was one of the people real I actually read articles you know there's a lot of people that like to pretend like oh they were talking what some happened now you're good keep going okay there was a lot of people

pretending they're like ethics in general like they didn't give a fuck about none of that shit I actually would read articles at my job at New Egg. So you'd go on like a Polygon, Games Radar, Rock Paper Shotgun, Kutaku, you go on those articles and you would read the shit. And I started to notice, I'm like, this is weird. Why are they talking about fucking straight white people and all that?

It was weird. I was like, I saw it happening in real time. Everything is a straight white man's fault. Everything. Every single thing is a white man's fault. I don't, I don't disagree. But I was just like, hey, this is weird. These aren't opeds. That was the thing that was like weird to me. I was like, why am I hearing this? Like, as if it's an opinion.

piece when it's a you gotta you swap switcheroo oh he swapping yeah there's no there's not an outlet free for that and it's about to run out of better oh okay I was like I didn't know what's happening I was like scared for a second like for me personally I I never I never respected

queer people black people white people brown people children women animals yeah the fucking the gods of the universe I just never respect to anybody

I just never respect to anybody Nothing alive And I'm glad everyone Eventually wiltz and dies like a flower Because they deserve it I'm gonna make it my life's goal To make everybody's day worse Facts

Facts And no one can stop me I actually agree with that You know I was just talking I was just talking To Jojo yesterday I was like you know what dude World just needs to implode

I was like world just needs to implode Like, you know, we're at the point where, you know, everything we were just talking about, the doctor's disrespect and how, like, we can't believe that these people were doing this. I don't think we're, I don't think we're nuclear yet. I think, I think, I think very much so. How much more than do we have to go? I think very much so that could happen. I think we can go nuclear if we wanted to. I just mean, like, things need to get much worse before they get better is what I mean.

And I just feel like we're at this point where I'm like, dude, we can't. We're at a point where things need to get so bad to where people start realizing, like, oh. Yeah, like we, we've, we've been had nothing like no one, you know what I think. I think what's going to happen is this, right? Yeah. We're going to, we're going to go maybe 10 more years, right? 10 more. 10 more years, 10 more years, 10 more years.

Really bad, really, really, really bad natural disaster. I don't want to deal with it. That's going to be a horrible natural disaster like some shit that's like, Jen, you can't even laugh at. Look, man. This is what I want. This is what I want. I want Trump to win.

I want Trump. So he, and then he's literally going to send people. people to rob everyone, like physically. He's going to actually have people go into their pockets and rob everyone. So everyone literally has no money. And so finally society collapses. And then we can figure out that like, oh, these niggas have been rob us the entire time. But it took them physically to rob them to understand it.

Well, you know what I think the biggest hurdle to that is? All of our money isn't real anymore. Well, so. You know what I mean? Like in the- Money hasn't been real for a long time, though. For a long time. Okay.

In our lifetime, yeah. But like in the same way, like since money became paper. No, no, no, you understand. You could, you could in like the early like 1800s just rob a bank. Right. You can't do that. Even even like beyond just the security aspect of it, they don't, there's nothing there, dude. They don't got anything there.

It's all fucking, it's all fucking fake. You're right. So basically what, so okay. I'll let me take a step back Trump wins And then he hires the biggest nerds to hack in at every single person's bank account You're a fucking nerd can work for me Every nerd hey nerd come here

I'm gonna hack the entire I can't wait so everybody's like we're gonna eat the rich and I go and I grab Nase Pelosi And I open my mouth too big And it starts inhaling and I just swallow her You're a little nerd That's what I mean so we get to a point where like my second favorite N word nerd I love it. Second favorite,

not better than the original, you know. It's so good. Let's just make it happen. Let's speed it up already. I don't want this like, like, let's say for example, if Joe Bidden, if Joe Bidden didn't win.

Joe Button. If Joe Button. What if Joe Button actually gets elected president? Do what? Out of nowhere, like he just announces that he's actually running. Like, I'm running. I'm running for president right now.

Actually, oh, wait, wait, he takes off his mask. Joe Biden takes off the mask. He's like, it was me. the entire time. It was me the entire time as Joe Budden. I'd be like, oh, that actually kind of makes sense. White things are. No, you know how I think it would happen? I think it would be

everybody voted, but like they all spell Joe Biden's name. Oh, it was on accident. Yeah, it was on accident. And it's illegal, you know, you got to do it. What happens if like a random person wins? Like, like, let's say like, then he wins. Like, it's like, and the winner is Kingston Jameson. I'm like,

huh? If you somehow won, if you somehow won, it would, I mean, you would still win. You could just not do it, I would be so stressed out. I'd be so stressed out. Because they'd find me instantly. And I'd be like, I'd do this right now. The issue is no random person. It's obviously a hypothetical. No random. Yeah. It's like no, no random person could win. Yeah, also I think you have to. What if you get a hundred percent of the votes? So they give like one person. That is insane. One hundred

percent of the votes. That's like what fucking Tim Poole said about Trump. Oh yeah. And it was one of those things wrong. Like this is such a silly. What, what universe are we in? Why are we talking? Why are we even like? Oh, the 49 state landslide. Why are we entertaining this as if it's a reality and he's not a fucking isn't comedy podcast isn't the debate today it's Thursday oh yeah right oh that's cool yeah I am with the with the guy that uh that's a convicted how many 40 something time fell in 30 something oh sorry sorry sorry my bad yeah not not 40 some but 30 some 30 some uh counts but um look man I that's why I'm at the point I'm like just let it happen. I feel like what would have been much better

and then we'll move on. We'll do questions, right? Is Trump won 2020. Society collapses faster. So we can get back to like being more unified where we were before. Yeah, it would have been better. Like that's kind of how I thought about it too. I think it's over. Well, I feel like I feel like the biggest problem

would have been done. Yeah. Because like they don't really have anybody as charismatic as he as him or like as interesting. So like they just wouldn't have had any. They still don't by the way. Not even close. They still clearly don't. They thought it was DeSantis. And we saw how that worked out. Yeah, obviously not to say this.

V V-Vecke, bro. Yeah. Bro, did you see what, uh, that fucking blonde bitch? What was her name? Um, uh, oh my God, I can't remember her name right now. But she's like that prominent fucking white host with Gwen Stacy? Yeah. Yeah, Gwen Stacy.

Do you see what Gwen Stacy said about Vivek? Ramoswamy? I can't remember the chick's name right now. I can't believe. Aunt Colter, I think. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it was her. I'm pretty sure it was Aunt Coulter.

But anyway. What did you say? So she was like talking. They had like a, podcast together and she was like yeah you know you're cool and all but i couldn't vote for you because you're brown oh she said that she literally was just bra it was brazen racism it was like and then and then i like the honesty at least that that's what a lot of people were respecting and then he went on that uh do you have you heard of that patrick beck david he has this podcast he has this thing called

value taming he was a multi-level marketer and now he just has sex with like jo rogan and all those people is he that white guy that's like he's like middle eastern oh no no okay well anyways this fucking guy who he made his money through MLMs and then now he has a podcast called Value Tainment or some bullshit and his name is such an MLM word to make up value taintment. And his name is this guy's like Middle Eastern as fuck. He has an accent, but his name is Patrick Bet David. Value Taintment. Valuptainment.

And so Vivek, Vivek went on his podcast and the entire time this Patrick Bet David and his crew were basically laughing and made. making jokes about like, oh, like about the situation that clearly she's racist as shit. And this Vivek is such a cuck that he didn't want to like, you know, upset the powers that be. Like he just wanted to take it and swallow the racism. He's like, no, I think what she meant, what she was actually saying was that my parents aren't enough generations to be considered truly American. And they were laughing at him in his face.

They ignored what Vivek was saying. And we're still just harping on the she's racist as shit thing. Because obviously, and Vivek wouldn't acknowledge it. And I was like, you are such a fucking politician that you can't even just be. He is such. He is such astounding pussy. He's such a bitch, dude. Imagine not even admitting that.

When he was on flagrant, I was watching it. He's such. He was on flagrant. I can't believe you watched that. That's disgusting. I watched it because I was just like, this nigg is so unlikable. Why would he be on flag? Because those fucking guys have sold out.

They had on fucking RF. K Jr. as well. They sold out. They sold out. The only one that's in a complete sell is the black guy. Literally, everyone else is a complete. He'll push back,

but I'm going to be honest. At this point, I would have quit. I would have to quit. I would have 100% quit. But the thing is that hearing, hearing. I mean,

he's probably good money for doing very little. Oh, no, no. Absolutely. Absolutely. Their life's changed entirely. No,

I, but I just also, I have a, my, my sellout nature has limits. If I was already there, I'm not going. Like,

whatever. You think so? Yeah. I couldn't start something to sell out. I don't believe you. But if I was in the middle of something and I'm like, so I don't believe you. So if we started like, like if,

I was trying to think of a, I was trying to think of a real example. It's like a inertial. You know what I mean? I'm just like, I'm already on this train. What am I going to? I think you believe that until until your sellout nature

greets you in the face. And you'd be like, fuck, I can't do this one more. Would you have, would you have, uh, uh,

uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

uh, uh, shit on him. Like, you know what I mean? Like, we couldn't shit on it. We had to take him seriously. Would you, would you just sit there and be like, yeah, that's like,

I'll do that. I think I might. You'd, I would, I would have, I would have, I would have, I would have,

I would have, I would have, I mean, to do that. But to like, that's what I mean. To take him serious, because I think that would be funnier than even just,

because like, let's, really, really, let's think about this. Let's have Ian Miles Chong sitting there and let, we'll talk to him straight face and ask him

his real opinions about things and they'd be like, that's interesting, Ian. Like, wow, I never thought of it that way. I also don't like dogs. You know? I couldn't be, could you imagine me talking to him? Yes. I just,

I don't know how to, I think I would die. If I had to be nice to him, I'd be like, I hate you. Yeah, I don't know how to do that. Like, I just keep bringing up Kiwi.

I'd be like, well, oh, oh, because he, I can't believe that I didn't know, because I don't think I don't think knew, I don't think I knew Kiwi at the time. Is this something that she would be comfortable having out? Yeah.

No, no, she exposed it. Okay, yeah, I don't know. It was just long story short, Ian Miles Chong tried to get Andy Worski killed. Oh, right, right, right, right, right. Okay. And like, he bragged about it. Emile's talk. He bragged it to Kiwi, right? Yeah, the, what is it called, the voice messages? The voice messages on on Instagram? He bragged about it. And

all of his stupid fucking fans don't know this. And then, and look it. I know I mentioned this on one of the other people. Yeah, I almost killed Andy Warsky. Yeah, this is, his dog's dead right now. I'm pretty, I'm pretty epic.

I'm pretty epic. Yeah, I'm kind of, I'm kind of somebody. Not how he sounds at all but I like to imagine. He's just so like, he recently,

because somebody tagged, I was talking shit about him. Yeah, and then someone tagged him he was like, he was a fan of ours though. So he wasn't like trying to tell, but I still,

and I know I mentioned this on one of the other podcast. I'm like, please don't tag these people. Just, you know, you can share these clips, but just don't, Tag the people that they're about.

Don't do that. So again, just reiterating, he, the Yen Mawson came out and he said like something and he said he was in Japan and he said that like, we're fucking idiots.

And I didn't respond because I just thought it was funny. I didn't, back when I was saying, I think that like, hearing Revect just be a cuck. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell,

host of the podcast, Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI

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Yeah. Wow. So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process, because the biggest change is not technology, is getting people to accept that there's a different way to do things. To listen to the full conversation, visit IBM.com slash smart talks. All right. Quick quiz for the high. hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a

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slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for indeed sponsored jobs. Being like Republicans rebranded Obama. That's all he is. He's just the Republicans rebranded Brown Obama. Yeah, he's the, yeah. And the thing is though, you, that's what you have to play the game. If you are a brown, you have to play that game and you have to be, that's why I think Ann Colter, whatever fuck that bitch's name is, it was refreshing for her to just straight up say it that like you're, you're Indian. I'm not going to vote for you. You're fucking Indian. And it's like, He's American.

He was born here. And that's not good enough for her. And it's clearly not about it being generational because if it was, then Native Americans would have the biggest claim in her opinion. But clearly they don't. We don't talk about that, do we? Clearly, it's not about that. So Vivek knows this, but he's trying to, he's politicking.

He's, he's doctor disrespecting. It's such cockery. It's such seeing, no, look, look, look, look, not, not, I don't think inherently conservative politics have to. to be racist, right? Yeah. Cremlum to Gremlin. Yeah, let's go.

We should, we should. Crom to the girl one or two more out of these. Let's do. You wrote, greeting Snarkies. What's something you've lost more than once or something you lost that was replaced? I had a rocket power game for PS2 as a kid. Lost it somehow.

Put it on my Christmas list and then got it again that following Christmas. Then after growing up and moving houses, I lost it again. You got to take better care of your shit, man. I have like three examples, actually. So, and I have the cases. So one of them was this, the slip-knit DVD called Disaster Pieces.

For some reason, I kept losing it, so I bought it three times. To account for the fact that you knew that you would lose it? Yeah. That's crazy. That is not what I did. You already knew. You were like, yeah, let me get three. I'm going to lose this.

I might as well. You put on the counter tap it. Let me get these. That's crazy. That's crazy. No, no. I just kept buying them. Mega Man Legends was one of them.

I kept losing that fucking game. and then Marvel Super Heroes versus Street Fighter Now this one was really important to me because it was first stolen for me And I might have mentioned this on the podcast Where I used to go to the Boys and Girls Club Up the street for me And there was the teen center

I wasn't a teen yet So I wasn't allowed in there Except for I had bomb-ass games So they made an exception for me And so one of those fucking teenagers Knowing I'm a little punk We were done playing Marvel Super Heroes versus Street Fighter

They took it out and I was like Hey who has my disc Silence And I was like, bro, I'm 10, I can't do anything. What am I going to get? Get into fucking beaten to death by these fucking older dudes. Or win. Or win.

No, no, no shot. Find a biggest kid there, but like, I'm sorry, sir. And Justin, brutally hit him. No, but yeah, so I bought that game at least twice or three times. I don't know. And so Mega Madel Legends, that, and then the DVD. So I have replaced that multiple times. and I just found my Mega Mad Legends

and my Marvel Super Super Street Fighter. So I have them. They're here. They're good. I don't have a PS1 right now, which is kind of funny. So I'm kind of like, oh,

well, what do I do with these? My PS1 again, bro. I'm going to. I'm going to. What are we going to? You're fucking gay, as in homosexual,

Rodin. He says, hey there, my good little minor. I don't have an answer to that question, by the way. I can't think of anything

that I've lost. I'm a fucking virginity and I fucking go to car like, kind of be born again and then I fucking do it again. That's a good answer. It's a good answer. It's a good answer.

Dude, I remember in Catholic school, like, every week we'd have to go to confession. And like, there were weeks where just I didn't have, I didn't have anything to say. So I just made shit up. And then the next week I would confess about lying. So the freeze. That's too self-aware to be even in that situation. I was like eight or something. But that's still too, you're way to self-aware to even be doing that.

be like, why are you Christian at that moment? If you're like, I'm just here lying so I can fucking confess that I lied. Seven was a very fast forward age for me. I'm actually not gay. I lied. You're like, oh, how fucking. That's good because we're going to fry you. I lied about lying.

I'm gay again. And then you had the next week. Interesting. You're not gay, but you are a sociopath. You're not gay. You're just absolutely insane. And it's like, yeah. Well, boy, you're lucky because I was going to fuck you raw.

hard. He says that through that great. He starts slams he starts slamming his big against the fucking thing. You hear it like breaking it you hear like cracks in the wood and you're like those things have you ever been in a confession booth? Yeah I've been there once. Really? Yeah, went for my

fucking Catholic cousins. Terrible time. Dude, that's that great where like you can barely see the other reason? Barely see it? That's just creepy dude. It is very fucking weird. I've never been in one I've only seen They would always tell me like just I don't know to eight Hell Marys. I hate it. I actually have never even I've never bothered to Hail Mary full of grace, my father, Lord is to make.

Help, it's like, Hail Mary, full of grace, something, something. I'm not Catholic. Yeah. Well, no, it's a prayer. Hail Mary full of grace. She's got a booty, full of taste. That's terrible. A little bit.

But like, also. I know, it was. Hail Mary full of grace. The Lord is with the blessed art thou among women who give us our host our daily bread. To not hit it is disgrace. What the fuck was it? I'm a Christian. Hell Mary full of grace.

Big old booty. What is the Hail Mary? Booty in my face. Dude, I saw that. Booty in my face. Hell Mary full of grace, the big old booty in my face. Fuck that bitch until she died.

You know that's already, by the way, you know that's already a thing, right? There's no chance that that's the first time that's ever been said. Of course. So Hail Mary full of grace, the Lord is with the...

Oh, I was right. What? Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with the Blessed are thou among women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb. I'd never heard that part. They've changed it.

They've made it. They've made it. They've made the Hail Mary. No! Whoa! They added women shit in the Hail Mary. Why are they talking about women during Hail Mary? Mary's a woman.

That is, how on point is that, though? No, for real, that is a perfect thing. Totally. Because it's like, man, they made X-Men walk. And it's like, all right. All right, man. That hurts me to hear, dude. This is not the Hail Mary.

You know who the X-Men is shot? That's why I'm like, dude, these niggas don't know anything about anything. They don't, they don't have a real. It's like, say, when we talked about moral compasses a little while ago, they don't have anything. It's just nothing. They don't have, they don't stand for anything. They're like the, they're like the main character from Eldon is roaming around looking for problems to get into. Just look in the start problems.

That is a very good analogy. The idea at Eldon Ring, they're not bothering you. you pulled up to where they are and they're like oh this niggas gonna kill me I gotta fight back he will kill me I saw what he did the mogue I saw he did the margot the tree sentinel

I didn't even talk about the elven ring stuff about how people were like how oh right how people were bitching about yeah that's right you know that's that'll be the extra ammo yeah we'll be the extra ammo we'll do extra ammo shadow of the ashtree so I was mixing up

I don't it niggins I was mixing up the Hail Mary in the Lord's Prayer. Oh. I know the Lord's prayer. That's easy. What is it? Our father, our heart in heaven, hollered to be thy name.

That kingdom comes. I will be done on earth. That is in heaven. Give us our daily bread and forgive us our trespass. If we give those who trespass against us. You're fucking up a little bit. Yeah. We get it.

We get it. We get it. You got it. You're gay. You're gay. You're gay. You've got about the deliver us from evil can evil part. Deliver us from evil can evil.

Amen. Amen. Amen from. Front flip Fribe Oh fuck Jesus Christ

I'm not even on that team But I'm like damn We probably lost the last Religious people Why y'all still here dog Go Go bring your son To get molested

These are different though How do? Hold on Hold on Something's wrong with this How did the Lord's pray End do you remember What was the last thing?

Amen The previous line Forever and ever For thine is the kingdom The power and glory Forever and for ever amen He was right I don't remember this part of it

For kingdom the power and glory Are yours now and forever I don't remember For thine is the kingdom For us For us I remember our Catholic church Would always lead us not to entertaining But deliver us from evil amen

Is where it ended That's what it ends But that's not how it ends It's for thine is the kingdom The power and glory That's how it's supposed to be Fuck Jesus in fact But that might be black church

It might be black church Next question The last one This is a quick one Happy Finish it! Happy Nation Tune Happy Nation Tune Homo Nation

Living in a Homo Nation where people understand the dream of sucking man Roden That's a lot I hope that's not in the credits Let's go It says hey old people Why did the PSP fail?

It's weird to think about Considering the modern success of Nintendo Switch And even the DS Which came out close to the PSP The PSP did not fail Actually Why did your dick fail?

The PSP did very well Did your dick fail The PSP sold like on part with the 360 which is crazy Really? Yeah actually I think it's like 80 million something Hold on let me look it up I know it's definitely top 10 most sold console The PSP world well see that's the thing worldwide Yeah sales all time like because The Spanish is in bite

Yeah PSP was over 80 million units What was the Xbox? He's thinking he's thinking as an American this person He's thinking because like he didn't grow up with his friends being all in grossed in PSPs probably thinking that they failed but like yeah so the Xbox 360 keep this in mind 84 million units

hmm that's not bad as the PSP 80 million units so the PSP didn't fail it just like wasn't it wasn't kept up I really feel like the Vita the Vita fucked everything up with the Vita it just wasn't as cool of a machine the marketing for it was fucked the look of it was fucked the UI was dumb they didn't have anything on it that was interesting

the VITA's UI is horrible it's the bubbles dude. Horrible. It's so, it feels like a Fisher Price toy. And the PSP felt like a supercomputer. So it was like, they just completely botched it. And also they had that thing where they, they were making their own, like you couldn't just buy.

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DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point.

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Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Need.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. What's up? You knocked the camera, I think. I did?

You must have. I just watched it sway away from Derek. Oh. Oh yeah, I'm completely... What does this happen? I wasn't even... I was trying to be like, wait, what happened? How do I even...

I don't even know how I could have moved this out of like. Just move the thing. Just... I don't know how you did that. Twist it. All right, a little less. All right. Yeah, there we go.

I didn't even... I tapped like the... I was looking over there, so I just saw like... How'd I hit it that hard? It must have been the force of the... The cable. It might have... Because like, it might have just gave.

Because I was just like, I touched... My foot touched my bag and then you were like, you kidding. And I was like, huh? I don't even notice. My bad. My apologies. No, I know, fuck you guys. Yeah, no, I agree.

Yeah, whatever. Fuck that. I don't expect, then. But yeah, I don't know. I'm coming your cereal. The PSVita. They did that thing where, like, you couldn't buy normal SD cards for it. Remember that?

You couldn't have, like, the micro-sds. You had to get a proprietary Sony made. That was real? That was real. Why would you? That completely fucked it. I think they were nervous because the PSP was very hackable. And so that they were like-

Oh, yeah, we fucked on that. Yeah, yeah. So, like, I think they wanted to just, like, get rid of that by, like, having as much control over it as possible. But they fucked themselves because they had, like, they were, like, I think the cheapest one was, like, 50 bucks or something, which is just like, No one's no one's doing that The PSP was so hackable

I hacked it as a 13 year old You know Like you stumbling to hacking that shit by mistake You'd be like oh how did I get here Where now it's a computer With Linux on it My stupid ass figured that shit out quick And yeah

I'm gonna download way too much porn on here Way too much Anyway Hope that clarify Yeah I saw that and I see that misconception often But it's like it's not true It just feels like it The PlayStation handheld scene failed because of the Vita,

but I think the PSP was actually great. You can't also, you can't dictate the scene of portables compared to Nintendo. It's not the same playing field. Nintendo has, they just have it in a nearer gridlock. The only reason a Steam deck succeed is because of it involving Steam. Well, well, if it was any other sphere, it would not have gotten what it is. Well, the other thing is.

it's what it is. The other handheld PCs are doing really well too. Like we are seeing like a boom in that space. What else is that really? The ROG allies apparently really really really fucking good. There's like another one too, but I don't remember who makes it. I've only heard about the Steam Deck really. I looked at the ally looks fucking sick.

What does it do? I mean it does the it does the same thing. It just runs things better. It also has like game pass. It has Game Pass on it. So you can like do Game Pass through it, which is fucking crazy. It runs things better on a seam deck does? Yeah, but it's also like a lot more new.

so that's like that makes sense but that space is growing for sure but I think the seam deck is like the seam deck appeals to people because it's got their entire library on it that's true oh I can buy this machine

I don't have to buy any games for it or if I do buy games for it I get it on two different plans it's like the buy anywhere kind of thing where it's like that's a really enticing thing for people for sure I don't know I got to utilize my theme deck more

I got to play more games that I can really you because I don't even my PC I'm not utilizing it well I feel like I have it I don't know why you spent that much money on a PC that you don't play I use it I play destiny on it now

like I've made an effort to start playing destiny on it now but even like that's not even pushing it It's not even like exactly I'm like what like what I what can I play It's a really like dang I could use this Nothing I'm like nothing like that exists yet Right the time it exists It would be old

Try Dragon's Dogma too I get or I guess That was kind of sure that doesn't fucking Dude I'm on ultra settings with Balders Gate 3 Like I am the game is not it makes a sound when it turns like and then it stops Dude Ellen rings that's crazy yeah I don't know no my shit uh since mine's a 3060 it it uh it hustles You can hear it you can hear it you're like oh I was uh I put on the ultra settings in cyberpunk and it was like Hmm all right let's go let's like let's go sounds like a car cars all to your house Cyberpunk's gorgeous I love that fucking game so much

I feel like cyberpunk is such a unique story of a video game Like it should be talked about it should make documentaries about cyberpunk and how much like people fucking change their opinions of it Because it's insane I love that game yeah I liked it immediately too My favorite part is when the black guy dies me too That's crazy It's crazy

It's really my new part though like it's only a few minutes but like I really like it a lot I replay that part a lot I replay that part a lot I Yeah, like at least 85 times. It's a good scene in Fable that I keep coming back to you. Oh, man. I got to record that and post it, so I have it forever. Anyway, we're going to read our, we're going to get the fuck out of here. We're going to read our $25 and a patrons now. Count me down.

Three, two, one. Just call up this hotline twink and I'll suck your dingling. Miles Power. can you have my water Miles Powers are closer to closer to infamous than Spider-Man Well no it's literally both

He jacked out Well yeah actually that's kind of true Yeah no he has more of Yeah I guess so He has both Literally's both Yeah but the fact It's he has

He's lesser of He's lesser similar to both Because he has the other I don't think that makes sense I think you thought it made sense Why you were saying So here's the thing If you're Spider-Man

Yes But you have electric powers You're not very similar to Infamous The infamous guy at all Because you have spider powers No you are Because you have

But you have spider powers You're similar to both of them What do you mean Cole's not similar to Spider-Man But he's not similar to Peter But he's similar to Miles Miles is similar to Peter So Ma's similar to both of them

That's how that works Who's Peter? Weller? Wellington? Peter Wellington? Peter Wellington. Peter just made up a fake guy. No, he's a real man. Well, I'm sure, but like...

I'm sure, yes, technically he is a real person. I'm sure I can Facebook search of Peter Wellington and find at least three people. Did he invent the Beef Wellington? If he needs to be shy in the back of his head. No, that was actually... His name's Beef. My name is Beef Thompson, and I'm the creator of beef, period. Why do they call it beef?

It's how other languages refer to cows, basically. Really? What's the language? It's like Latin? I can't remember exactly which ones. It might even be other ones, but I know that beef is just how you refer to cows. And that's just like... Well, that makes sense because beef is still, beef is how you refer, no, no.

I thought I was thought to sign that when I was like, oh, it's just really wrong. Yeah. Because cow in Spanish is what again? Do you say cow and Spanish? I have no recollection. I knew for like a day. I know that fact though. That's like that's like other other the way that we say the way that we.

So for example, the way that we talk about fish, right? Yeah. How we talk about like fish is fish. Like there's no like there's no term for it. That's kind of the same way that other other languages and other cultures talk about beef and cows. And so we just kind of adopted that. But we still have a different name. Spanish.

Let's start with A. I think it starts with H. I don't know. No, it's not. Oh, well, sorry. What's cow in Spanish? Vaca. La vodka, bull. Yeah.

Fucking stupid. Even that's like, you know what I mean? Cows aren't bulls technically. I think Toros is bull in Spanish, right? No. Toto. What? Sounds about right?

I think Toto's bull in Spanish, right? Whatever. I don't fucking care. We're not here on learn. My grandma was probably fucking like, look at this fucking idiot. She's about to show up right now She shows up Jay Nick 27

Nancy Pelosi's tits are blotting out the sun Live action Street Fighter movie Starring Allison Bree as a Kuma That is crazy And she's somehow actually really good Vaughn of the Dead Spide A story story fighter movie Where like Cammy's fighting naked

Like a movie Like an animated movie You mean Chun Lee? No Cammy And it's really Like I watched it Way too many times. Oh, I bookmarked for sure, but like just in case.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I think I looked into it. I looked into it because I studied it very intensely. This can't. And I think what it is, it's like somebody, fan, there's, it's a real movie, but somebody fan, because Cammy is already ostensibly naked, they just kind of redid the frames to edit her into just being naked.

Yes, send me that, but it looks, send me that. It looks, it looks. Yeah, I need to study that. It looks very convincing. because I was watching it but it's so weird because there's a chart where she lands

and there's like an upshot of her ass and then just squirt like she lands and squirts basically I'm like this can't be real okay

that's not squirts he lands into squirt but the source movie is real the source movie is real isn't it when she killed the politician no she's fighting

I don't know she's fighting somebody that she's fighting someone because it's not about her too because she doesn't actually have a fighting scene

in that she kind of like kills a politician right just goes No, but she kills, but she doesn't have a fighting scene. She doesn't fight somebody? Who does she fight? God,

she fights in four, right? Doesn't she fighting four? Probably? Or no, no. I'm getting annoyed. No, because four, four is when they go to find Ken's wife, right? And it's Chunli Sakara. They get on the boat and then reuse on there as well.

And Ken is beating the fuck out of regular people. And it's like, Ken, these are normal individuals, Ken. You can't be hitting them like this. It's on X videos. Of course it is. Of course it is. Of course it's on X. It is a real movie.

Based on what? What does it say? Because I saw the original version of it. I don't know what... I just don't remember when she fights. I could be wrong, though, but I don't remember when she fights. She fights some lady with, like, sunglasses or something? Sunglass.

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better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right?

Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed?

Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for indeed sponsored jobs. You'll get matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for. Or go a different way and get no... traction. Seriously, sponsored jobs posted directly on Indeed are 95% more likely to report a higher than non-sponsored jobs. It really is a no-brainer. Spend less time searching and more time actually interviewing candidates who check all your boxes. Less stress, less time, more results. When you need the right person to cut through the chaos, this is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs.

And listeners of this show will get a $75 sponsored job credit to help your job get the premium status it deserves at Indeed.com slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. That's Viper.

You see there? Oh, this is the alpha movie. Yeah. It's mega. What is that? Bro. That ad is so distracting too. But like, we can't show this on screen, obviously.

Yeah, obviously. But like, it's real. She's just fucking naked. It's just alpha. It's the alpha movie. Alpha, but there's like, she was an alpha, she fought Viper and Alpha? Well, at least like, uh, because that, the, the, uh, what do you call it? The, because I don't think that's four, even though about,

send me that, bro. Oh, damn. But isn't that like, that's well done? That's really, like, I saw it. That's cool. That's cool. I have to make sure it's not in the shot. Imaging.

No, it won't be in the shot. So wait. Oh, come on. I don't remember them fighting. Okay. All right. This is absolutely ridiculous. It's, it's, it's super well.

Yeah, that's where she, that's the shot. There's like two versions of it. The Superzone where she squirts. Bro. It's insane. Dude, people, how do they do this? It's really well, it's super well done. Goonery is out of pocket, bro.

And make no mistake, I watched it a lot. But like, I was just like, is this real? Yeah. Dude, if I was, if I was 15 now, dog, I would have been a fucking creature. It's a problem, yeah. I'm pretty sure. I would have had spines on my fucking, on my spinal cord would have had spikes. I would have had a tail that I grew.

I would have been fucking a lizard magooder. It would be like a fable, how like you transform as you be as you do evil shit. I would have been a creature. I would have been a teafling. You would have been a tifling. All right. Vaughn of the dead. Spiroact.

memory just got flashbang back into me check it out make sure to check out that alpha movie because the way that uh reu was drawn in that where I'm like that's alpha what he's big it's when he's well it's actually when he's really smooth he's like he looks pretty like he's still big but he looks pretty

and alpha like what the way that he's drawn in like the alpha series he looks like not as rugged you know really? Spiro 2 ripped tights revenge Vaughn of the dead round-eyed Asian I like Menderman the I like Menderman joke was stolen from a real actual AI search result

is their gay slenderman character Gerard Phallic Baldwin star of 30 Cox No what happened Dutch The snark tank went gay It went gay Dutch We did it We did it though

Because we have to do these Right Yeah No Why'd you do that That's enough That's enough no over and don't Don't over and don't

Don't even though Making an entire outfit Out of Sween's foreskin You can Big Ele It's big. You went to the black screen? Oh my God, I'm an idiot.

I did it twice. I hit it twice. You went back because you were confused. I was like, wait a minute. Is the camera out? And then I realized that it's three. We should do again. We should end every episode like the Sopranos.

Oh, yeah. It's on the black screen. I have somebody to show up and like, show up. And then. You're on him still, though. I shouldn't be. It's on three, camera three. Which is nothing.

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there is Keith David. Yeah, we know everything. I haven't seen Viv in a while, though. I miss her. I've seen her a while as well. Big meaty stinks. Andy, the man whose handies are now A tier, but not as dandy.

Your fucking gay isn't homosexual. Nice try. Nice hard tires. Charles LeCirk, you dumbass. Heath Smoker, Gids, I'm creating gas. Nacho Libre's secret son. Retarded. Kirk is gay.

Roberts gay. Lars is gay. But the gay is is James. I'm Christopher and I want Kings and Stinky Farts I am the gay man I am the ball crust the Beatles

That's so dumb Is that the walrus Jesus Christ The Chosen Come One of my lectures got cucked by the lead singer The Pixies Ben Shapiro moans when he When his finger goes through the toilet paper

Mr. Pants Do you hear about the crazy TikTok girl Who said the N word and then got fired and tried to be a right-wing grifter and failed at that. I saw that this year. Yeah. It's pretty wild. Yeah, it's so easy.

It's so easy to just like even get in that position. And then she failed still because I think like isn't her like a husband like mixed or something? There was something happening where people started being like, oh, fucking mud shark. And I was like, damn. Your mud shark is crazy. Excuse me. I forgot to talk about that movie that we saw. Oh, you burning coal and like, yeah, yeah, that's the type of shit.

You'll see in the comments. Imagine being, imagine that. Like, imagine that for real. It's some X-Men type. It's some X-Men level shit where it's just like, that's why people are like, they wouldn't do it to the X-Men. It's like, yeah, they fucking would. They're doing to black people, bro.

You fucking mute tigger. What the hell you do? Tigger! That is true igger-massing. I'm igromaxing crazy lately. You silly mute-digger. You mute-tigger. The idea.

The idea of that is so out of pocket, bro. I love that in the comics with someone racist Wolverine. Wolverine is like, I'll shit up kill you. Like, don't fuck with me. I'll leave you, actually. He's like, I'll kill you. He's like, you're lucky my friends are here

and they're not killing people, people, because I would have murdered you right now. And I'm like, I love that. I love that. I will fucking eat you with a bibon. Get out of here. With a bibon. Yum, yum, yum, yummy, yummy.

I can imagine that. Put the bibbon and start shuffling towards you really fast. That's terrifying. Don't piss me off. I'm putting the bib on. Get my bib. Get my bib.

It says big boy. Is that like that? Like big boy? Or who's hungry? Some dumb shit? Who's hungry? Come in. Raw.

Ra. Ra. Brer. He's cutting it. This guy is wailing. Wham! And he's just casually eating you. Like a bear.

When bears like eat their prey, they're just like, boom. Dude, the way they slam the midsection A to start pulling all the fucking spaghetti-looking organs out of them. And I'm like, oh, my gosh. And then the animals just like, blah, and then the bear's just like, it's just holding them down. This creature is using all of its power. It's like, it's on its like, it's using its alt right now where it's like, all right, we're trying to burn everything. And then the bears is like, no, no, no, stay there. Stay there.

It's okay. Hey, Yoki, you want some of this? Just scooping Scooping things to death is crazy And it's what they Like it really is like Hmm When polar bears hit wars

And kill them instantly Boom They punch too They They get They always hit crates for some reason Boom Yum

Hey son come here And the baby's like Yeah I'm gonna play in it inside Polar bears Polar Bears drew Dude they do like Holy damage. Yeah, yeah.

Like, it's, it is crazy. It's like, magical physical damage. Like, it's like, you can't resist it. It's no resistance when you take, you just take damage. It's slash piercing and strike. It's fucking everything. You're just like, uh-uh. You're just like, uh-uh.

You're getting hit with a sword so hard that the blunt force kills you. Like, so that means upon immediate contact, like, that hurt. Immediate contact you die. That hurts. Then he's like just through you. And then it's, yeah. That hurts.

I lost my place. Is there a club sword? Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing. Whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum,

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Yeah, but I'm thinking like just completely rounded. I'm almost imagining, I'm almost imagining it would have to be like almost like a PS1 texture kind of thing. You know what I mean? Where it's just, Like polygons? It's polygond. It's so... It's polygon till it's round, but it's real sharp.

It's real sharp. So if you hit someone so hard... There has to be a sharp sphere. Chris, I feel like you can't have a sharp sphere by nature. I know. I understand, but like, I feel like there must be. I feel like someone's fucked around until they figured that out.

Yeah. It'll explode your head if it hits you hard enough, but it'll also explode into cut pieces. Like so like your head explodes, but it's also cut at the same time. It's slashed. Yeah, it's slashed. Sharp spears. But also completely impale.

It's an impaling slash. The images I'm getting are crazy. You look at a sharp spleen and you're freaking in your, cause you retarded. It's just a spear with a bunch of spikes on it. It's just a mace. I'm getting maces. Yeah, it's just maces and flails and stuff. like get flails and fucking morning stars and shit.

Baller of the first sins, Spumbo-Futters, a guy with Down syndrome in a three-piece suit and a briefcase of loose jelly beans and skittles. That's crazy. Sounds like the coolest guy ever, really. I'd hang on. Jolly old dipshit.

Vegeezis versus Majin Judas. Mijin Judas. You imagine Bibbidi was at play? Would write a Bibbidi? There's a Majin Jesus. Mijin Jesus. be fucking dire. What is he up to?

That would be a dire situation for all of us. May thy load, drip and splatter, ciphergraph, masturbating, till I come, puss. All right. Okay.

No, don't say that. I'm not a Frankenstigger. Bro. M. Marvel versus Giacopon, fighting collection, New Gears of Or

and Sparking Zero, we are so fucking back. Yep. Yeah. They're bringing back all the old shit, all the shit that we grew up on. They're bringing it back. I won't be playing Sparking Zero,

but yeah. I want that. I'm playing Sparkin Zero. I can't. I can't just, if I I didn't. Did you see

the new thing for the show today or Google O'Transing how wild it looks? Cool, I could Google that I could look that

and watch that. You're not gonna play it for real? Well, why would I play it? What is the purpose of a single player Dragonball game? I've seen this story

a million times already. I get it. Goku's cool. I get it. Chris, you can still do battles of people. I didn't even

understand Kakor. Where? It's only one stage in the high-box climb chamber. You can still do it. You can still play. I'm,

Kingston, I'm not going to buy a game to do local play on one texturalist map. That's insane. That's the whole point of, that's the only reason that I was excited for that game in the first place. I'll still do it. Like, I have to play that game. I have to, I have to. Why? Huh? Because I love

Dragon Ball, man. Did you play Kakarot? Oh, no. That's what I'm saying. Because it didn't have, it didn't have the Ten Kaichi controls. Well, no, no. Here's why Kikarach sucks. It's because it's a fucking single player Dragon Balls in the game. Well, that's true. That's why. It controlled like shit also. But also, I'm just like, I,

I'm, dude, I, I, I, Fighters D's was good enough for me. Fighters, he's, I'll be honest. Amazing. I, I, I'm good. I am satisfied. I'm going back, bro. You're not going back because what you're getting isn't what you got.

There is no back. You're going to somewhere new that's pretending to be back. Trust me, trust me, they're going to put, they're going to put more. Well, you know what? When they do that, I'll, I'll, I'll come on. I'll, when, when, when they add in local co-op or local, like, split-screen PVP, then I'll jump in. But as of right now, it's like, literally, it is literally the only reason that

I was looking forward to playing that game in the first place. I'm playing the fuck out of that game, bro. I'm not played so fucking my hands bleed. I'm going to play that shit. I'm going to get bored as fuck. I'm going to get bored as fuck. I'm going to get, and I'm going to play online.

And then I'm like, hey, Chris, you want to come over and just play high by time time. You're going to be like, yeah, you're like, I don't want to be going to play. And I'm like, all right, this is actually really fun. We'll see. And it'll be like three hours of us all over at the house playing it at the same stage over and over again,

having a blast, seeing everybody transform, being like, oh, man, that's so cool. They still have this combo for when I was like, oh, wow. Yeah. Boost out has this whirlwind punch. Yeah, and I'm totally fine. Yeah, I'm totally fine having that experience at somebody else's house.

I don't need to own that. Oh, yeah, so it's don't know. I would love to own it if it was truly a Tenkaiichi game, but it's clearly like compromise in a way that I can't justify. So I'll play it at other people's houses. And I'll look at that fucking empty room every single fight and get incredibly bored immediately probably. I really, I don't.

Why? I miss it. Dude, they're gonna, they're gonna have to. There's gonna be too much outroar. People are gonna, like, you guys gotta put it. I don't really understand why. Like, why is it not just like the danger room? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't, there's no good reason why. There's no good reason why. But I don't get it. Anyway, we'll see. Hunter Dubois, uh, reba smanking tires in the minds. I'm a mod the fuck out of that game, bro. Derek.

Tits. Um, you're gonna mod, dragamol? Yeah, I'll get a piece of. Yeah, I'll get it for both. See all modded Fighter Z is, man? Yeah. Have you seen the black?

Mr. Popo Broly? I can't. Derek, get a glassy squirting, yelled Chris, well, he held down swimming with all his might. I saw that and I never laughed that hard in my...

I laughed so hard that the outlines of my vision were turning white because I was about the past out. Eli Frost, Martian Manfucker. I gotta go see that. Is that... Justice League?

Martian Manfuck is awesome. That's a great one. I've never thought about that, even as a kid. That's the best one that I've heard, I think, in a while. The best new one. Martian man fuckers awesome. He just fucks dudes.

That's all his purpose. He's an alien who fucks men. Yo! Dude, I saw this shit and I almost die. That is amazing. Look at that. That is amazing. Come on.

It's not going to focus. Not focusing? What an asshole. Mr. Popo team. That is crazy. Dude, that shit in the game is so funny. Mr. Popo Broly.

You know, and they put the audio. files as an ape dog no no shit you not and I was like this is so funny I'm gonna throw up as an ape are you serious it's an ape having like going wild that's crazy I love it they went and recorded fucking they went all the way to Compton to get those cows man that's great they went all when a dude fucks a guy and then comes in his eye when a dude fucks like when a dude fucks a guy and then comes in his eye that's a morgue That's a morgue

When you feel in your soul need to toss salad bowl That's a morgue Doesn't work doesn't work exactly That last part's the opposite in fact But the ring, cummy, cummy tea I don't know Comey, cummy see that's not That was pretty well, that was good

That was good. The first one was good enough though You shouldn't have continued Hey man, Dean Martin's the goat man Got greedy, got greedy I don't care what you guys say, man. Dean Martin's the goat. What's the long with Dean Martin again? It's like one of those Sanatra types.

Yeah. Like a booblay. Dean Martin's a pizza. It's a, it's a, it's a specialty pizza. It's also a guy. You go, no, no, you go, you go to a pizza spy and you go like, hey, I'm going to get a fucking Dean Martin. Dean Martin's saying, uh, he's saying that's a moree. He's saying sway.

He's saying, um. Did he sing sway, actually? Yeah. When the, the inward zim. start to swing when the ninoos start to swing from trees run away

you know robbing your sleeve you must go to the bodega system oops I grew tits guess I'm a woman now wrongfully exonerated I fucked up because I almost said the hard ar I was like When the nigos really start to swing Run away

They steal everything So insane Right Wrongfully exonerated Donald Trump burping on doms clit A French man ate a plain Google it and discuss Mac's silhouette. Keep your dick inside. Keep your dick inside. Keep your dick inside. Keep your dick inside my asshole. Keep your dick inside. Keep yourself alive. She pipkin on my pipp. Pippa Possible. Dr. Disrespector showers with minors allegedly. We can't do this. We can't do this. Why are you trying to step on my heart? Oh, oh, by the way, by the way, I'm not trying to, look, I'm not, I'm not saying anything. Yeah. But.

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There's an alleged potential that like I think people were saying that like the messages were about arranging a meetup at TwitchCon Yeah Yeah I'm not saying anything

I'm not saying like I'm not saying anything Stopped and intervened And the reason why it got so fucking awkward And they're like Oh let's just sweep this on the rug This is too crazy

I actually totally I piece that together myself thought I was like Probably talking about the same person. Yeah, I look, I don't know. But uh, however, it is it is also, it is, it's very

possible that it's the same person, but also a cheater probably was like slinging, he was probably slinging dick everywhere. He was probably, he was probably going ham, hard in the paint because he's still married? I imagine. I think they work things out. I mean, you know,

because you think about a lot of women, those situations, they're like, uh, I'm wealthy. I'll, figure it out kind of a thing. I wonder though. He's probably cheats on me. I'm rich. I do wonder though.

I'll just chew on him back. The thing about that is just like, cheating's pretty bad, right? Yeah, fairly. But like, I don't. Well, no, because here's the thing. It's like people work through a lot. Yeah, they do.

This is something, though. I don't know. Do you work through? Like this. There's a lot of people that work through. This to me feels way worse than infidelity to me. I mean, it's infidelity, but just at a, at the probably max level. Right.

It is the most not good. It's the, yeah, it's the worst. Like, oh, you have a wife that I'm assuming his wife's probably pretty and shit. Yeah, probably. I'm sure he married up. And then he's like, that little girl right there. Yeah, I prefer you over. Because like, you got to think about that.

Like, God. Like, why would you, like, I think about, like, say, my wife's been gone for a month and a half. And like, I'm just like, oh. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. I got rid of her. You're not going to find her body.

Yeah, yeah. But like... Okay, JF. I have a question when you're done. I have a question when you're done. Okay. But my, I'm just saying,

long story short, I'm just like, I don't, there is no desire for me where I'm like, let me find some dumb bitch that knows like, that could teach me about skibbitty and all this shit. Yeah, like that's the thing.

It seems like a brain rot of it. I don't want that, brother. Like, I don't want that brother. I don't. No, thank you, brother. It's just not like,

I don't get it. That every the I imagine being supremely annoyed by spending five minutes. It's like if I was spending five minutes when I would hang out with my cousin, the shit that she would talk about like I made my ears want to bleed because I just had no interest in it. Right. In like her the stuff she was talking about and then the music she was listening to and I'm like, I have a theory. No. I have a theory about this. Yeah.

I don't know how true this is, but I have this feeling that like I think a lot of these things happen because when. when people, when guys especially who feel like maybe they've been like short changed, right? Or like they've been like, maybe in high school they weren't like super sought after, right? And so they get older. And maybe they even have like a six, maybe they end up meeting people like later on like in their 20s or whatever.

And then they settle down and they have a family. Uh-huh. But then like a 17 year old high school person, right? Yeah. Shows interest in them. And then that like, oh, this is like validating. You know what I mean? Or like this, this is like, yeah, I'm owed this.

You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't know how true that is. It's the only way that I can even remotely understand or like get into the headspace of like, is that? Yeah, this is like what I missed out on. That sounds like it can be broken down to being right. It must be like I, there's no like what. This is what I must have missed out on.

The thing that's weird about because I kind of agree with that because when you're at his level. Obviously we're trying to logic this, which is like who knows if there's even any logic. there's any logic because like when you're at his love because he just might just be a pervert of this like young girls but it's like yeah but you would think that when you're at that level it's kind of like the um why i didn't understand the rock stars that would go after the young ins because i'm like when you're at that level of fame you can get anyone you can get that level of fame you can get anyone you're kind of going out of your way yeah so at that point it's like you're kind of going out of your way like stephen tith was like erosmith was writing in his journal about smashing some 16 year old i'm like dude you can smash anyone you're steven tyler of one of the biggest bands on earth so you're kind of going out of your way and the thing too is like even if you're like like a 40 five-year-old rocker. It's like, what's wrong with like, is 25 not hot also? Like, what is, like, what is so weird? That's what confuses me. It's just like, because he's all his motherfucker's like, he's like, because the thing to me,

I'm looking for fucking 85 and up, bro. 85 and up, bro. That, honestly, I think I would throw up. I mean, that's, I'm trying to fuck her to the end. I'm trying to bring her over that canyon, bro. My dick. My dick's a killer. Thinking about seeing that? Because the thing to me is just like when I think about like, I think. I'm going to be like, okay, this is really fucking insane.

You're fucking demon. Shut up. Yeah, of course. Because the thing to me is like, I can't. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing. whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together? It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM.

I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard, things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer.

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And I'm not going to think like a 27 year old woman is attractive. You know what I mean? If she's attractive. That's just like, they're just objectively like a, that's like a, that's like a, you know what I mean? Look, man, I don't see anything My wife right now is Oh shit, she's gonna be mad I think she's 28, 29 I forget, I think she's 29 No, she's gonna be 29

She's 28. Right Pretty sure So anyway, my point being There is no point There's no part of me that's like Oh, I wish she was a little younger Like oh she's getting a little worn

It's so weird Literally nothing in my like Like I imagine she would probably have to be in her 40s to where I start like Oh, I can see the the crows And you know, you can start When the crows start coming out of their eyes You know when they turn into fucking actual crows

It's my least favorite part of women And I still think And I still think like women at that age or true Because like I'm watching them I'm rewatching the boys And who's the lesbian that's like She's like Wonder Woman? Mave.

Like she's fucking bomb She's very yeah She's fucking old. But I'm like I would fucking go to town. Me right now, I could fuck her till she would die with her powers, I'm sure. I'm sure of it. That's what I'm saying. She's like, that's enough.

And I'm like, I have so much vigor left. I feel that way about three rhino pills in. I feel that way about what's her name from, um, uh, better call Saul Kim. She's like 50 something. Oh, she's like older. I had no idea. I was like, what the hell? But she can get it.

Absolutely. Oh, she's great for her age. That's incredible. for 50 something? That's wild. I thought she was like maybe mid-30s. Me and my love for Ni-a-long, I would sacrifice all of it. I would go kayoken and I'd use the whole life mark.

And I'd be like, Lily, I'm sorry, and I'd fly away. But now imagine. I do like, you know, the Goku? But now imagine being. Goodbye. But now imagine being someone who's just like, I don't understand. That's, it's strange. Like, it really is so alien.

happened to you. Like what happened to you for, I feel it's the same. It's like the reverse of like the girls now that are like in their 20s getting Botox where I'm like, what happened to you? How the fuck do you need Botox at 20? You don't need it.

That's the whole point. It's like you don't need it. Don't listen to him. You do need it. Look into the mirror right now and tell me that, tell me with a straight face you're happy with it. Whoever, whoever's really listening to this, right? Whoever's like really like paying attention to what I'm saying right now?

You need it. You need it. You know who I'm talking to right now. What just happened? Switch to that camera. Jessica fix yourself no

we probably tie in that shit up bitch we probably that's too common of a name I should have said like Maud Maud

you hear me Mogue Maud is there anyone How many Mons are left on this earth That's a real name That was a name for a woman No mod is a real

That is an old And then there's Maud Yeah Was the thing There's the Mod is like Mod for the Simpsons. What are you making that face for? What are you making that?

Rod and Todd. Ned's a wife. Ned Flanders' wife, Mod. Oh, yeah. It's a real name. What is that name short? It's like Gertrude and Gretchen and all these like fucking dinglis or whatever the fuck they had stupid fucking name.

Denglis. Denglis. You might as well. If you're going to name somebody Gretchen and Gertrude and Grucklin and fucking grunchy, I don't know what the fuck. Grunchy. Grunchy. Grunchy.

Grunchy. Gruncy. Gruckland and Greckard and Grckard and Grinch. Grungle. My name is Grungle. Grungle, I feel like grungle is a name of like some sort of earthy gnomish man with a big nose. Grungle is a name. And he comes out of the ground.

He's like, hey, I'm grungle. And he digs back into the floor. Grungle's the name of a chimp's dog. That's just a fucking terrible name. Could you imagine, man, but there's... Chips dog. Like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, the idea. You know how, like, you know how humans have dogs?

Grumg. You're not humans. have dogs, right? You know how humans have dogs, we have dogs, right? I don't know how they. I imagine that chimps had a version of dogs. Like, they were like as far back

on evolutionary chain as chimps are from humans to dogs. They're as different from us in the same ways from us that dogs are to them. Right. So it's like, what would that beast be? What would that creature? It'd be tiny.

It would be small. It would be small. But it'd be way more savage than any dog could be. It would be like a jack chihuahua. I guess. It looked like a war beast, I think, from Destiny. It looked like a ferret of some kind of feeling.

Like some weird-looking ferret with like a big jaw. With a fucking maw and tuss pretty much. What are other horrible, awful, awful woman names? You know what name I like, but people don't like too much? I really like the name Brumhilda. I don't know why. I don't like it at all. It's a bad name.

I hate that name. I hate that name. I like Hilda. Hilda's not bad, I guess. Take that shit out of, take that broom shit out of there. Like, it's fucking. Why, that they, they, that's the whole combo. Or broom.

Or broom. He's my daughter, Broome. She's named after her future. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She named after what she's good at? That's crazy. Beverly. What the fuck is that?

Beverly's kind of crazy. No, I have Beverly. I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually, I kind of, it says, it says, it says, Beverly. No, that is not. real. That's got to be a type of one. Beverly.

No, no, I'm not going to do. Bertha? Bertha? Bertha? That's like, Bertha's not a real name anymore. You're destined to be fat if your name's Bertha. Or big.

There's no big Bertha. There's big Bertha. That is just default. She's big. She's a good life, but she's big. She's a big one. She's obese on only half of her body. Like her, like she has the upper body of alignment. That's it.

She's like half the sign. She's like, It's like if two-face, but like his other face was fat. One side is gone. One side is gaunt and skinny like a fucking Auschwitz kid. And the other side is ro-toned. Like that vampire from Blay that they found in the freaking house that they kept shining the light on. It's like that.

Dude, what do you call him? What is he called now if he's like? He's too fat. You can't be too. Like, what is that? He's too fat. Too fat. I was thinking of that.

He's kind of fat. It doesn't make sense. He's like, yeah, what the hell would you? I don't know what you would call. What? I don't know.

I can't. I'm trying to, I'm trying to comp, and then fucking Brendan Frazier's the whale on the other side. There's Harvey Dent and then Harvey Dent's. And then Harvey Dentz. Harvey Dentz.

It's so much better than I needed it to be. Oh my god I need that drawing Guys oh harvey dense right Please homeless people please get the get it done Get it done Harvey dense is fucking amazing If you squeeze the weight back to me be a regular built person

It's like it's like those balloons You can like squit you can squish it to the other side of him He can do like powered up hits Where he's like Mario when he does he's like He's dressed first the fat into one arm And he throws it out of weight It's like Popeye when he eats the spinach You could see it

Oh yeah Like, this is disgusting, man. That was really disgusting. He would eat spoonfuls of spinach that'd beat people up on the street. He would, he would fight God. He would fight God. He would go, he'd beat the fuck out of God. That was the hero. That was their hero.

Like in the 20s and 30s. They manifested. The people born in the early 1900s manifested this guy because we were like, we need hope. We need somebody to believe in. And so they invented fucking Popeye, the sailor man. Yeah. Some loud mouth racist. Yeah, he's definitely racist.

But of course. What's the name of the guy to eat the burgers? And he's like, Grungle. Oh, Wimpy. Gruggle. I really like Merg.

I think his name was like Winston or something. His name was Wimpy, I think. I think was Wimpy, or Winston? I like burgers, but I'm too much of a cut to half of one. I don't know why anyone didn't beat the fuck at him

because you would say, oh, I'll gladly pay you for, oh, wait, let me say, I gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. And it's like, Shut up, you stupid pussy.

And wouldn't you just beat him until he died? I would just grab him by his shoulder real hard. And I'd be like, if you come back, I'm going to kill you. Don't come back. So there's olive oil. I'm like, please don't come back. There's olive oil. There's Alice the Goon.

I've never, that's amazing. Jay Wellington Wimpy. Wimpy, yeah. His name's Jay Wellington. Oh, yeah, it is Jay Wellington. That's right. That's the guy we were thinking of. That's right.

That's Peter. That's Peter Wellington's son. That's Peter Williams. Yeah, that's Peter. Yeah. Full circle. Oh, my God, she picking on my,

what the fuck we're doing? God damn. We did it again. Don't come back. The fucking three hours again, essentially. God, fucking damn it.

Just finish it. Let's finish it. Finish it. Wimpy, seriously. These ones peek at all or no. She's sucking a fuck out of him, bro. Play like a dragon,

infinite wealth, you bitches, insisting that Brian was a stand-up guy, looking out my window. Looking at my window, biting my lip while the door dachers delivers my order he's not safe just the hard R, Star Coffee, ripped the digital hook and now I'm

getting molested on the set of Embryonic Sheldon in the song jaded Drake said Jora Smith was old enough but she's still a baby. She was about 21 and he was about 32. Yep. That's how it goes.

My son froze to death in the waste of Ohio by going homeless to pay you fucks. This is his memorial rip John, trans femme gremlin. Exposing people with like touch and tolerance 90 million rogages in ionizing radiation you strike the Canadian do you goon son Do you goon to me

Goon to me Do you goon to me He sounds like I love how he sounds He sounds like a dog is trapped in his esophagus It's so crazy Are you gay son Are you gay for me

Are you I love it? I'm out of you No way I'm sticking out with a couple Queers But he says queers. It's like he's speaking

real time in slow motion. The fact that he somehow deduces that they're both they're both gay. I've been examining that. Like seriously, I'm like, okay, did he think? Examine. He's studying it. He's like Jack Skellington in the fucking

in the tower. The Christmas stuff. Something's up with Derek. Well, see, because I was like pacing back in the board. I can't figure it out. No, but I was thinking because like, I actually hate gay people so much. Of course, I was like, okay, did he think he was gay the whole time? And then he just thought like, or did, I was like, wait, that doesn't make any sense because

you wouldn't hang out with Micah if he thought he was gay the whole time because he's already upset about this. This is a revelation. So basically what happened is he thought Micah is projecting. Like every accusation is confession. So he was like, oh, he's clearly gay because he's putting it so hard on Arthur. Arthur's gay too, though. Well, he just, he's like, all right. No, he is gay.

He must be gay because anybody that was going to bat this heart must be gay. But also Micah must be gay. because he cares so much about it. He's outing other people. Yeah. So it's like the twist is that Dutch doesn't care. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM.

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Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point.

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It healed too Yeah it healed Oh my god swing Remember that fucking song Swing? Oh shit back it up Yeah Holy Swing

Why the fuck did you remember that? he did the fucking sound of the blade. I watched that video way too many times. I don't even know what you're talking about. You might have heard it. If you saw the movie knocked up. I've never seen films. George Lucas firing in RPG at the

Good Year, but I have seen that movie. I don't remember that scene though. They're in the club. They're in the club. Getting tipsy. There's only that one there's and then there's like, ban. Oh shit. Suck my dick and Busting my ass. You know what? I only listen to Catholic hymns and Shaboosy, thank you.

You know when Rinala turned into the moon? And then she comes crashing. I wish I could do that right now. It's turn into a moon. Blow up the whole room. Do you guys remember that episode of fucking Frazier where Niles gives birth? And it's like a full like you see his pussy? You see his little, his little, fucking, his little urethra.

Because of black. That is the. final podcast. That is the last episode of the podcast. That is how the podcast ends. That would be so good. The final episode of Stark Take. That's it. After that situation,

we could no longer gather. We don't even finish the names. Just ends abruptly. Oh yeah. George Lucas firing on our video The Good Year Blimp because it rhymes. Woke is so 2030, 2023. It's all about that DEI now slurping stroke and smoking and joking. Emoticon's going like,

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I hate this. I hate these woke lip tarts. I hate this. Lip tards are taking over us. Lip tarts. They're making their they're making our kids trans, I think. I see. Trans. Shadow Moses was fine.

Me thinks. Shadow Moses wasn't gay, so it was fine. So it was fine. I shouldn't have stopped them. They could have had a, we could have had a gay free world. Could you imagine they were going to kill gay people? And then snakes like,

you have a point. I shouldn't have stopped. Aeselot. He's gargling. I'm a bummer. Oh, man. Snake. Snake.

Snake. Snake. All of Osolat's gone woke. Oh, no. He's got. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, Revolver Ross. It's like the colonel, he's like, Snake. Revolver Ocelot's gone rogue. Oh, no. That's the worst possible outcome. What's he up to now? Our sources indicate that he's, he's trans and shit. And shit.

And shit. He's trained and shit. That's fucking. Stone cold face. He's trans and shit. Jesus Christ, Colonel. What the fuck's gone? How can we stop this?

What is this world coming to? We've sent a strike team. He's literally his remover house like he's biting his own business in his house. He's not even trans. He's just like embraced. You know what it is? He started dancing. Hello, hello.

I'm Malcolm. Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes.

Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point.

How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both. or recipes for chaos.

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Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. He just wanted to learn how to dance because he's more comfortable with his masculinity. He learned how to sew. He fucked up pair of his pants.

He just learned how to sew a pair of pants. It looks like the woke mob is taking control of Revolver Ossalon. Oh, no. What's he doing? It looks like he's learning to sew like a queer. His boy, look, his boy is wearing a dress. And his son is just wearing a pilt. Like, they're fucking, their Scottish heritage and his son just wearing a killed.

He's like, yeah, it's like his son. It's like, yeah, today we had to like bring in son about a heritage. Someone's gonna bring it. He's like, yeah, that seems fine. Just make sure you pack a pair of pants. You know, and like, like... He's a fucking queer snake. Snake, yeah, to sneak up on him and murder him.

He's a queer snake. Yeah, to sneak up on him. We're going to ask you to take lethal force if necessary, and it will be necessary because it is, in fact, required. He's a gay. No problem, Colonel. No problem.

I'm so excited. I'm way ahead of you, in fact. I'm way ahead of you. I'm way ahead of you. I'm unbound. I'm inbound under his house. The idea of snake crawling under his house He's been there

He's been there for two weeks He's living next to a raccoon and an ant pill He's a monkey And it's all over him There's ants crawling in inside of his eyes And there's ants on his brain actually You see him on the inside of his eyes They were crawling through his ears for days

He's got ants in his brain He's like, I've mapped out his entire daily routine at approximately 9 a.m. He always takes a monster shit. I'd play C4 under his plumbing. It kills him eyes on the toilet. It kills everybody in a three block radius. It is a wild explosion.

This time when he flushes. His entire property will be gone. He flushes and it's actually a mini hydrogen bomb. And he kills. Sniq goes flying. If he does. Snake gets in a bite. I got it.

I got it. At the perfect moment he gets in the box he doesn't die. That's it. Just a regular cardboard box. He knows, he knows eye frames

and he's like, no. He goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, I've placed it in the toilet.

If he wants to flush his life away, I'll help him. He did. Boom. The idea of him putting on the box at the perfect moment is he just,

he's got it. He's got it. The shockwave goes straight through him. Well done. Snake. There's one less member of the woke mob. It's been a pleasure. What's his name? Vulcan Raven?

Volcan Raven. He's like, Vulcan Raven's been saying some things about Black Lives Matter. Ew. Doesn't he understand that's wrong? All lives matter. He says, ew. He's going to make. He's like, you. Solid Snake who eats snakes. He eats snakes and hides in the dirt. He goes, ew. It's a black lives matter. I just realized I'm half Asian Gross Blows his own brain

Oh my God Do it This could We have to stop because this will This will go on This is an amazing one though I love this I just realized

I'm half Asian Weird Gay A choice All of matters Doubtful I don't believe you That's a terrorist organization

You weren't born that way Are you joking Like Candace Owens Oans documentary She's right I can't Can you believe then Okay sure and you were born fat too

Sure Big deal You sound real dumb right now I only come to Never mind We gotta keep going Juneteenth sounds made up to me That sounds like a made up holiday

Fuck that stupid Why would you make a holiday My friend My friend Nick Marks is right They should leave the kids alone My friend They're making the kids trance. We can't.

Musical chairs with the chairs are lady boys with fat cocks. Give me come, give me semen. Give me that which I, give me come, give me semen, give me that which I'd be needed. Damn.

It's pretty good. Bars, bars. I was going to ask this question before. So, what? If you're in a straight relationship, right? My God. If you cheat on your spouse with a gay person,

Doesn't count, though, right? Because that's gay cheating. That's not straight cheating. That's gay, that's gay treating, right? Can I tell you something? You kind of agree? I don't agree, but I agree more than I, more than I think I should. You know what I mean?

Like, if my girlfriend were to cheat on me with a woman, I would still be hurt, but it would be significantly less pain. You'd feel way less bad. Yeah, because I'd be like, oh, well, you were just hiding something. And it's like, okay, that hurts. But like, every girl, every girl that, if every girl would be. shattered to death. If their boyfriend cheated on them with a dude. Do you think so?

Here's the thing. I know Lily would cry. So I think Jojo I think Jojo understands that like how uninterested I am in men that if that's somewhere were to happen, I think her first thought would be kind of humor. Like wait, you fucked a dude?

Like she'd laugh at first until she understands you fuck the dude. I think like she, I feel like she would have a hard time even understanding how that happened like because it is such a i have shown not an a like any a there is not a speck of me showing that like maybe you know like like it would happen to where it's like oh i fucked a dude i think it would take her a while to even like first believe me and then she'd be like how how like it would be it would take a while before it sunk in that like it'd be like hitting her head to truth that it would be like you bet you oh so wait you did cheat like it would

be a while before she was out like you did she why did you fucking I think like I I feel like it would take a while before she would be like upset because it's so seems so unsurious than me just plowing some bitch where she'd be like well I know you really love pussy

so what the fuck bro you know like yeah anyway if I literally become homophore easy she'd be like fuck fuck black people and fuck gay I have to ask her about that all right let's go yeah me fishy speaking incantations to Pussy Call That Spirit Box.

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they just don't acknowledge that like I'm Alex is replacing Frankie Munez. Yeah, dude. I like that. He died from Alaska and Wilfield. Yeah, Alaska, Illinoisville, Texas State of South Dakota. Salad, Young Sheldon shot 15 times during drive-by. Sue Hulk. Tick on my ass hair is Nikki Ziggy, Ghost of Mama J.F. Sorry, Miss Jackson, badly brave.

Hugger, Derek, Duck, Hunt. The vegan necromancer, I got consent, Aetherian, Brogerian punter, Nafram, Dr. Disrespect, thinking the team's name was 60 minors. That is so stupid. And rounding out our list. Routing out our list, as always. King. Oh, shout out to Sue Hulk, man.

Shout out to Sue. I just want to say, Sue Hulk's been a long time. supporter. Yeah, yeah, shout to Sue Hall. She needs a little support right now. Yeah, go show support to Sue Hulk if you can. Yeah, she publicly was talking about it. Yeah, I saw it. Yeah, so. We want to talk about it on the show because it's not really, just saying, like, you know, showing her a little support. Yeah, show her some love.

Yeah. Yeah. So love you, Sue. We should have best, bud. Yeah. And, uh, that'll be. I don't know. It's not cheating, though. It's not. Is this like, it's my gay, it's my gay life. Drag King's Dorian. Cheating. That's fine. Gay.

Gay. Gay. He starts convulsing and goes rabid. This is the biggest bigot ever. So what's his motivation? Like, so with everybody else, like solidish? Liquid. What are there?

Are they like seethingly? We have to go. That is a very, I feel like liquid would be very inclusive. He can't keep doing it. He does seem like, I'm by. He seems little queer, actually. I'm by, in fact.

Liquid seems queer. All right, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. Wants to partner with your business. Help your business. Help your neighbors. Discover a new stream of income for your business when you partner with Amazon Hub delivery. You and your team will deliver Amazon packages

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