The Snark Tank - #242: Drake Is Officially Dead

Episode Date: July 2, 2024

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hey everybody welcome to the snark tank podcast before we get into it I keep, I'm used to pointing at the camera over there. Before we get into it, Patreon.com slash the Snartank, go over there or we'll kill you. Snartank.com, go over there or we'll kill you. And that's it. Or we'll kill you.

Or we'll kill you. Also, if you don't go, we'll kill you. Did, did X-22 scratch you? The fuck? X-203 or whatever the fuck that mission is. What the hell is that? You got two, like, like, something, bra. I got hurt.

It's fine. Don't worry about me. That's a weird hurt. That's a weird hurt, man. Don't worry about me. You don't work up with scars in your body. You don't know how you got them? Actually,

actually, yes. Yes. Actually, yeah. It's really happened to me. Scars? Yes. So, scar.

I think I scratch my back really hard when I sleep. I swear to God. Dude, I've taken pictures and there's claw marks on me. You got a ghost in your house which you sleep through hard to notice. It's fucking you up and you're just tired. It's just fucking digging out. You have a cat or something?

No, I don't. I don't. The size of the scratches definitely can't be a cat. I like that's a lion. I like the implication that he wouldn't know if he had a cat. Yeah, do you have a cat? Yeah, like I wouldn't have put two in you together. That wouldn't have been your first assumption.

Could you imagine? Oh, I have a cat. That's where this shit's coming from throughout my house. I don't know who's been shitting in my home. I've woken up with scratches, but like not like, like, that's crazy. I woken up with like come all over my bed and it wasn't me. Definitely. and it wasn't you

and it definitely wasn't you like say like it wasn't the the cum stain wasn't anywhere near your your genitals it was just like independent it was like the whole other side of the bed was cable I was just like who came on exactly 65% of my bed

it's exactly you measured your fucking math your percentage I look at what I'm like he's mad and he's doing math he's like trying to figure it out who came on this much of my sleeping place I like the idea of you being okay with a certain percentage. Yeah.

Yeah, like 14% is like whatever. 14% is a lot of your bed. It's a lot. It's a lot of your bed, but it's like. That is a lot of your bed to be covered in calm. But you could absolutely avoid that much of your bed. You can, but you could have like, you like, oh, you're like later on, you're like, oh, there's come right there. 25% and you're going to touch some of that come.

You're touching no matter where it is. If they sparse stuff, they, they, they, they're, isn't like 1% too much for somebody? else's come to be on your bed? Nah, I'm going like five. Five where I'm like, why the fuck is this much come on my fucking bed? You're very generous. And it actually makes me question like all of your sexual deviancy and like what you get up to to be okay with five percent of somebody else is coming to be on your bed.

Sometimes at the ordy, some people just shoot a little early and you got to dodge. If you don't dodge a cum shot, it's your fault. That's a wild statement. If you're in a place where come may come at you and you don't dodge it, that's your fault. I guess that's a different distinction, I guess. That's a, you made it sound like if you're on the street and you just get came on while you're listening to music, it's your fault for not dying. If you can see the shot being loaded.

Right. And shot. And you don't die by the way. You got to get out the way. You can still overreact. That's just not understanding the telegraphing kind of thing. Like someone's like, someone's looking at you to have that weird like, in their hands moving. They're coming at you.

You know? Like the fucking, uh, the dead eyes. You got to like, fucking get out of it. You know that. You got to get them. first. That's crazy. Two, one tap a hug.

His eyes, you blind him with nut, dog. Bing, be, beep, beep, beep,

me, oh, my God. I was a piece of shit guy that would use the dead eye during like the fucking simple mission

we have to shoot the birds. But you could easily shoot the birds regularly. But I'm like, nah, fuck this. I want to definitely win.

I would dead eye of the birds. And a guy would be like, what the fuck, dude? It's so satisfying because the sounds with the sounds of the slow ones. It's just they sound so much

more like it's mega satisfying. Right. So like I have to do it as much as humanly possible. It's never my shit never has a chance to like really charge because like I just want to use it immediately. Yeah. Or like that's how I level's up though but at the game probably had like mad like very high

devil. I didn't use it that much in like other than big fights like every big shoot out use it that other than that I'm just like not. I'm just like not. I'm just was my in the back and I have a regular shotgun. I would kind of forget about it sometimes. I forget about it in the big one, actually. Yeah. Because I'm too busy kind of like being a stupid cowboy.

Like you're like, I'm not, I'm not stationary. So you're like, pop, oh, no, because you're sprinting at like mock ten and becoming salmon's in the middle of the fight. But those people, a lot of them too, especially the cops, the cops and a lot of the gangs, they sprint too. And I'm like, what do, why are you? I'm playing stupid. You know what I mean?

Why are you not staying? They'll fucking get all brave and I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait. You were 20 feet away from me. I love shotgunning them. We're going to blow them back. Wait, it's happening again. It's the Red Dead podcast.

We have to, we should probably put a moratorium on it on some level. We can't, can we go a single episode without talking about Red Dead. Is it possible? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if it's possible. I think we just need to get out of our system. Look at him thinking.

I think maybe. It's like, it may be. It might be as hard as him trying not to say the N-word. I'm not better at it. Remember that? Remember how fast you failed? Remember how I did the New Year's resolution and I failed a few minutes later? Yeah, exactly.

A few minutes later, I tweeted those minutes like, my bad guys. Exactly. I've fucked up again. I had the same resolution and I failed immediately too. Don't worry. Crazy. You were mild inconvenience. Yeah, yeah.

I watched a video of somebody else stubbing their toe. On. And then you were. That's crazy. I'm an empath. Sure. You're a bigot. Listen.

No more red dead. No red this episode. It's done. Next episode, none of it. We won't talk about it at all. I'll make a special exception for, no. That's allowed.

No. Very little. But we can't. We can intro the episode. Can't say anything. With the clip again. But no more. No more saying it.

I'll stand by you. Just to make people mad as fuck. Yeah, I thought about that. I was like, I got to put this in again. Another cold open just because, just because there was a handful of people talking shit. I'm like, oh, how dare you? That's such a petty existence, dog. I feel vindicated, though.

I've seen more comments of people saying, don't listen to them. Don't listen to them. No, don't do that. I've seen more people say, don't listen to him. All right. All right. There's a lot of actual stuff to talk about. It's out of my system.

I'm good. There's a lot of stuff to actually talk about. There's obviously Juneteenth, which happened. Yeah. And there was a big concert. I think it was it on the day? It was on June 10th. Somebody told me, was it, was it, was it?

Whose concert was it? It was Kendrick streamed a concert. Kennerx streamed the concert. It was on Amazon, yes. Right, it was on Amazon. And he had a set. And it, I don't even know how to describe, you, how would you describe that set? the greatest

collaboration of hate in music history towards one person. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, entertainment history. Because there were a bunch of non-musicians up there. It was a celebration of of just Drake's whackness. And it was like they came together. It's crazy.

It's one of the things where it actually, no joke made me feel a little bit bad for Drake. Dude, I kind of felt bad. I didn't feel a little bad. I was like, damn, dude. Because what happens is this, right? If he's... Imagine getting called a pedophile when you're just not.

Like, he may very well be. He may... See, that's the thing that or I'm like, it hasn't been proven. But like, what if you're not? Like, what if you're genuinely not? If he's actually not. He just said that and that's like everybody in the universe believes in.

Agreed. They're like, oh, this is... So him actually, you know, texting Millie Bobby Brown and all that shit was just him genuinely like he is actually a nice guy he doesn't understand he grew up stupid in all in that fucking in Canada everybody's just like super happy and

like it's like oh there's no problem with this yeah and he just genuine it was just it was genuinely just a misunderstanding genuinely he was being nice to a famous fan yeah he doesn't understand and it turns into that you know what made me think about that actually recently was because Kai what is it Kai

Senate I can't I don't know what the Senate like the Senate like the like I hate his last name. It makes no sense. It's a weird ass last name. He's bothered me ever since he started that fucking riot in Manhattan that we've just pretended to forget.

We've just... Oh, that's the PS4 thing. He was giving out free fucking consoles to people in the streets of Manhattan. It's like, okay, yeah, great. Smart. That's brilliant. He's young and dumb. That's all.

He's young and dumb. That's all. He's from New York, but he's like, you're dumb. You're dumb because... Right, right, right. You can't... His Alder Ring Stream was great. Like, it's not about, like, everything he's ever done already.

But that, like, that bothered me a lot. So, like, I just never cared to catch up on his stuff. But he, he, he, I think it was him. But it was, like, some, he was at, like, a birthday party for, like, Willow Smith or something. And he, like, oh, he's hanging out with Willow Smith. And everybody was like, oh, my God, what the fuck is that? It's weird. And then I was thinking, like, is it possible that that is just, like, the gift, you know?

Or it's like, hey, come spend time with this. You know what I mean? It's more like a, like, for some reason it's, I don't think he just linked up with Willow Smith for no reason. What happens is this, right? They just, you're famous. When you're famous, your interactions are a bit different. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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So you're just around the child a lot, you know? Sure. You may grab lunch with them because you're working with them so often. You have to get closer, so like that. But that's the nature of being famous, you know, like obviously. It's like Joe Pesci and McCulley Culkin getting ice cream Sundays. Yeah, that really happens, right? I don't know, probably.

I mean, it may have. That's the nature of the world, you know, like, are you're a lot of the world, you know, like, You're a rich young person. Like, think of it like, um, you probably, you guys mightn't remember to well, but Zoe Kravitz. She was that shit. She should not have fucking been in when she was younger. I'm sure. Well, there's that no other snap kid from, from stranger things who was like, drunk as fuck at

18 at like some party and no, he got upset because no one would take shots with them. And it's like, I mean, you're a dude. You're a fucking child. 18, you're basically, you're basically. You're literally can't drink. Yeah. Please get away. It's really funny because it's, um, there was a video of, you know, the kid that plays Dustin,

the little adorable one. Yeah. Oh yeah. where he was getting sexually harassed by like a 40 year old woman. Is that the one you're talking about? No. There was a,

that's real. He was telling a story on like so. And it was, dude. Did you see what he needs to treat Justin Bieber when he was younger? Like we hated him so much. Our age group, we were like,

I fucking hate that guy. Yeah. Look at his interviews. He was a little punk, dude. It was. They were real. They did the same thing that I'm freaking Britney too, but it was a girl.

So it was more fine. Yeah. So, yeah, we can do that to women's fine. Yeah, but just young Justin, like, there'd be some time it was like why don't just like

take off your shit at a show he's like I have little girl fans yeah I can't do that those interviews are wild and you're weird

they're like oh yeah I'd fuck this kid I'd fuck this 17 year old I'd fuck this 17 year old right now in their mind this 40 year old yeah

there's 40 old women on stage or like nibbling on his neck at award shows and shouldn't even like cringe away it's pretty wild that is that is absurd

I know we've talked about this before the double standard in the last episode we talked about it we've talked about double standards all the time

but like it's still still? Well, that's what I'm talking about. This is the crux of my argument the other day. It's like, dude, it's very real. And women specifically just don't, don't care. Well, yeah, because there's no line for them at all. Culturally, we've been like, oh, they're not predator.

That's how we painted them as. Because so many of us have been. Them doing that shit. That's the thing. And it's just like other things that they do too. Men can't do, bro, we three cannot get in a king size bed and sleep together and not be considered gay. But women can do that.

Literally, it would become gay probably. I mean, it might be, it might as be that easy for you to sway. You're that. That's all you need. That's what allows me to say the slurs that I said. You're that swayable. We're all here already. Dynamic sway activated.

Literally like it's like, yo, you guys want to suck dick. It's like, yeah, let's just suck to this. That's it. We're all bored anyway. No one's sleeping, really. We're all bored. But like for real. Literally when we first moved in each other, we had one mattress in the living room

and we all slept on part of the mattress. and we first got here. But we were all half off into all of our heads. I forgot about that. Like, yeah, like, I slept on the corner of my legs and head were on the ground. And for me, it was just my chest on the mattress. And my legs were on the floor. Dude, being poor is crazy, dog.

Yeah. Yeah. Back to that, it's hilarious. I forgot about that. That is, yeah, that was also gay. Yeah, probably. But whatever. It's fine.

We moved past it. Yeah, okay. I'm closeted, very closeted. You got to really break down that closet door, though. I understand. It's metal. I understand. There's no door, in fact.

It's a vault. But that's the nature of things, you know, young, young, rich people will be at plays they shouldn't be. Right, right, right, right. And probably her, me and Drake was like a very, could have been, could have been, very innocent, genuinely. It's possible.

I think for her. The thing about it, yeah, for her, yeah. Very likely, but definitely for her, possible for him. Right. Possible. The thing about it is that it's just like, it is very funny to imagine,

to imagine that this is like one of the, Because that was an argument with Michael Jackson, right? There's like, oh, is it misunderstood. He's just very childlike or whatever. Yeah, as he, like, fucked up in the head, yeah. Yeah, which I just don't, I don't know. I think, I think very likely it was... I'm still on the fence with that one.

For me, I think that there was misconduct. There was misconduct. I think there was misconduct no matter what. I do not entirely believe it was sexual. I haven't. That's where I stand on it. I just haven't made a decision because the information I've received. Those cases are sketchy, bro.

The information I've received the, the people that, the people that have said, no he never did anything to me and then later on Oprah's company that did that documentary leaving Neverland aware of that she was in charge of all of a sudden people came out and were like no he did do stuff and I'm like damn I don't know what to believe but look let's just say for me it's Occam's Razor

That's just weird man Occam's Razor I totally agree I understand I totally understand Yes Occam Razor is right but I think 100% based on like what we've seen and how the situations have been like Because there's a lot of people that say the country entirely Like there's one change people that were there with him That were like nothing happened Yeah

And there other people that were like this happened They were like no it did not I was there with you that didn't happen So look we can extrapolate that A case gets dropped And then the case gets reopened And it's like At a certain point he's dead

Leave him alone Like what do you I don't know what you're gonna Well yeah At this point it's just it's just a state Getting money from the estate Yeah yeah Yeah but like look

Let's extrapolate that to Drake Because Was he Is he is I just feel like can we give Drake pass in ignorance or telling a whatever underage girl I miss you so much

texting her that can that ever can you can you be that stupid potentially I think because I can see if I can imagine a potential like brain chemistry where you're like well I'm not doing anything wrong so like why would I care how it comes across if I'm just not guilty

you know what I mean it's but then it's also like do you think you'd be this stupid say for example say a million hard day of shooting or whatever they're working together Who knows? Whatever they're doing. Maybe they're, I don't fucking care.

They're in the same room. Millie's been complaining about her back or something. And Drake's like, oh, let me take care of. I'm just going to be a good fucking friend. Like, wouldn't you be like,

no, you should have the fucking where, you should know that that show is weird. As a grown adult, you have to understand that the older you get, the more you have to separate yourself from younger people. You have to think about it. Like,

you have to separate. You can't do it. You know, like my nieces and my nephews and my, they're not even technically legally children anymore. They're all like at least 18, 19 years old now. Right. But even then, I'm like, if you text me about an important thing, a birthday wish, you need some money, you need a car ride or something like that.

That's it. That's our conversations go. Yeah. You can't be my friend yet. You're not an adult. So me technically. Yeah. This is for your family?

Yeah. My niece is my nephew. Your family's different. That's kind of crazy. I understand. That's actually kind of insane. I understand, right? I get it.

I get what you mean. But what interactions are we going to have with my fucking 12-year-old. old niece. Yeah, if they're, if they're, like, what are we going to talk about? What do you mean? Like, no, no, no, other, other than familial stuff. Like, what is it?

conversation we would have. I don't understand what you're, you're, I'm not talking about like going out to clubs with your niece. No, maybe like the, the type of conversations that Millie said that her and Drake were having. Right. Oh, he was giving me boy advice and shit. Like, I can't imagine giving my, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I can't imagine.

I'm a parental figure at them only. That's it. We only talk about parental and familial things. Nothing else, really. Some people talk to their parents about that stuff. that was what I'm saying. Some people do have relationships like that. I can't fathom that personally because my parents are so much older than me that like I can imagine that if my parents were like a lot younger.

My grandma's my friend. She became my friend later on in my life. I don't have relationships like that with my older family at all. Like say being able to talk about because I know I'll see moms and daughters having conversations about, oh, sexual conversations casually. And I. I can't talk about life. That's healthy. In fact, that is a healthy thing now conversations with your children about.

It's entirely foreign to me, but it strikes me as something. It strikes me as something that's like, that's probably like the best case scenario. It's probably better, yeah. As they get older, yeah, 100%. It's just, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because me and my grandmother would talk about like life and bullshit together, eventually in our lives, you know, like, we would have conversations about, like, what's going on. How's my mental state? Like, how she's feeling is it like that.

But that was like, when I was like 21 years old, I was already like an already like on my adulting way. Because I feel like you shouldn't convent. I don't think you should converse your parents about stuff like that. I just feel uncomfortable, too. Because that's just how I grew up. Like, just like anything other than advice or, like, just information. I feel like it's a very... I feel like your parents are probably the people that you should probably be most transparent

with, probably. Ideally, in an ideal situation. I feel like transparency is one thing, but that's a different kind of thing. To me, it's just awkward. Like, I don't want to have a... It's even like... It's awkward, but, like, I also wish it wasn't. You know what I mean?

Like, I would like to have that kind of relationship, but I don't think that's, like, really possible at this point. It happened. Like, it's... sale. There are too much your mom and dad now. During the, during the pandemic, um, I, so I had a,

when I was birth, like I had like some issues and one of the issues that I learned way later in my life was, um, I could have locked my right nut. I could have lost it. I could have lost it. They had to do some surgery thing to like correct it. And like, it was just in a,

it was in a crazy situation. And like, there was like, me growing up, they were scarring on my sack that I didn't know what it was. I just didn't, I literally didn't know. And I think I conjured something up just to, like,

excuse whatever it is. But I learned not that long ago from talking to my mom finally about just, because I was talking about like just the options of having kids or whatever or something like that. And then we started talking about shit like that. And then she was mentioned the surgery than I had. And I'm like, is that what that fuck?

That was like four years ago. And it was, but it was still weird. I don't talk to my mom about my fucking nut sack, dude. It feels so weird. Right. But it was actually very beneficial for me to understand something.

That's what I'm saying. If anybody would have the best advice for you, it would be, it would be those people. I'm like, hey, mom, what I have this problem. My mom would be like, I'm dead. Why are you contacting me? Anyway, we bring, anyway, listen, we bring all of this up specifically to just. I'm dead. We bring all of this up specifically.

because so look, man, at this Kendrick show, just everybody came on and it was, he performed not like us like five times in a row. Five times. The last three times, he wasn't even singing.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

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Like, people that were talking about the concert before it even happened. I was listening to 92.3 or 5 or whatever. It's like this new good hip-hop station. And then even they were talking about he's like, this motherfucker's probably going to perform it at least three times. Everybody was kind of being, and then I was, I was thinking that's overkill, that you just need to do like two times, one time and then in an encore.

That's what I was, that was my thought. I couldn't have been more. Yeah, five. He opened with euphoria. He opened with euphoria. So you knew some fuck shit was inbound. Yeah, he opened with euphoria. And then to be fair, the first two times, he didn't do the whole thing. He went up to like the just before the chorus started the first two times. Yeah. And then he started again and then he played it through the next two times. And it's just like, yo. So wow.

The most maniacal part of it to be was that he had Dr. Drake fucking whisper the fucking intro to it, which I was like, that is so cruel. Like, honestly, at this point, I'm just impressed if Drake wakes up, you know? I'd hire somebody to go after Kendrick, bro. You got to, you got to retaliate. You can't, because then that's the worst thing. Let's just say independently, one of Drake's fans does something to Kendrick. Drake's fucked forever They're gonna kill Drake

He's fucked forever So I would be like no Drake probably can't come back here Actually genuinely seriously Yeah I wouldn't He can't come back to Calian anymore Is there anything he can do? There was East Lokes up there

There were freaking They were bomped and Pyrues up there They were freaking Rolling six is up there I was like It's crazy I'm sure every Like I saw every kind of flag up there

I was like that is crazy It's so rare when they all come together There was one of those moments It was like fucking excision Yeah It was like in destiny When everybody comes together It's like

You're like The fight the final boss It was like Radon's fight When you just summon And people Like pull up I need out

Everybody But this was a celebrate It wasn't a fight It was a celebration It was I don't know man It was like a function It was like the biggest

Function of all time I just could Like I actually Like at that point I really kind of did feel bad for him At that point I was like Because I don't even I don't think there's a single

individual who has had this much negative energy, energy put towards them. And by energy. Maybe Hitler. But think about it. Not even probably. Look, the racial, but the ratio.

Like, think about what Hitler is done. He deserves it. Right. What is Drake actually done? We don't even know if Drake did anything yet. Drake actually. We can all, like, straight up lied about some shit. We know he lied about some shit.

All you know for sure is that Drake is creepy and lame. Yeah. He's just corny. And that is enough to people. And everyone hates him. And they're singing stadium-wide lyrics about him. Dude, there was, LeBron was there. LeBron is one of Drake's best homies.

I think they've had, like, podcasts together possibly. I don't know if LeBron. I don't know if LeBron was singing during that period of time. He probably would be better. But LeBron was absolutely present. He wasn't going to miss that shit. He wasn't going to miss that. Like, dude, if you're living L.A., you're going.

You're going to go to that. Even his wife, the way of everybody, his wife he's not good with, she was up there in the bleachers singing for him, like in the front row of the bleachers. And I was like, damn. You ever think about how good, like how happy, how good it is to not be known like that? Yeah, to not be that. Like, oh, I woke up this morning. I was just like, oh, man, thank God I'm not, I'm Alex. Or thank God I'm not Drake.

You know what I mean? It's just like, it seems like a terrible existence. Ooh, that's actually, that's a good, that is a good. What the fuck does that feel like? I can't even fucking fathom. Like what does I feel like to you? And you know it's like Damn damn now that like being where the guy wakes up

Like the cold sweat the dude from um I read in Stimpy. Oh yeah yeah yeah That is a wake up and you know the world You could probably feel the world chanting hate You can probably feel that much like That much hatred towards you manifest In a noticeable way

Outside of you just hearing You can probably feel like are they wishing for my downfall So bad. If you're Drake are you watching that concert? Yeah, probably. Yeah? I think those are one of those things where I think I would have to skip it.

To charge me. I think I'd have to do some evil shit back. I think he has to, I think he can't go down that route. He can't do anything. I would. I think he has to go. He's not,

he's not corny in like an MC Hammerway. He has to. Where like he's like calling up radio stations being like, I'm a get you at the fucking airport. Oh, no, no, no. Yeah, he can't do that at all. He can't do that. He has to go the complete opposite route.

It just be a clown. He has to let people see. He has to, The way that we saw him when he released his first, like, album, that's where he needs to go back to that. I would, I would let the hate consume me. And I'd become such a worst version of myself. He should do a song to the circus beat. That's circus.

That actually, that basically what that hate Delilah thing was. So fucking stupid. I still, I think there's still people. What you got to do is you got to do a video where he like, this is really fucked a video about some girl in the Bronx. Like two lesbian girls, right? Yeah, and one of them she'd another one. So the girl was like, this is your mother? And she started slapping her mother, like, in the hallway, being up her mom.

I've seen that. I would do some. You've seen that? Yeah, it's really fucked up. It's a super fucked up video. I would let such, I would become the worst version of myself. It'd be like when a symbiote takes over and it's slowly, like, crawling over your face. And I'd be like, I'm going to do some fuck shit to Kendrick.

I'm a blow up his block or something like that. Did you see that? This is kind of like an aside. This isn't really doing anything. But did you see that thing about, I think it was like a pro fortnight. player and he had like this public break he had like this whole statement about like how me and whoever are have split up or whatever i got to focus on work or whatever it was like some breakup thing between some fortnight gamer and his his e-girl girlfriend everybody was like oh my god

how do you fumble this and it's just like well who cares oh was that that was a long time ago when he was focusing on call of duty or some shit or that's another one that's this is this is another one that's reason, like, in the last, like, couple days. Okay. And everybody was like, how I, I would, I would kill myself if I fumbled this. And it's just like, people always say, come on. Well, they wouldn't because they never had sex. That's why.

Yeah. People that never had anything like that always say that shit. Yeah, people on Twitter when they learn about compatibility issues. Like, they can't fucking handle it. They like, if I broke up with Lily, I'd be like devastated, but that's been my partner for seven plus years. Right. That makes sense.

I just, breaking up with my e-girlfriend, the better my life. Because we look compatible. It's like not worth ending your existence for. I just always hate those posts of just like whenever there's like a photo of like some some girl like looking hot in a photo and it's like how do you fuck this up? And it's just like do you you have no idea what's going on in that relationship at all. Sniper was with a sniper wolf? Sniper was a great example.

And her old boyfriend. Her old boyfriend who also like I mean that he cheated on her and he was fucking fat and gross and horrible. And he cheated on her with another bad bitch too. That's crazy. I was like game is game bro He got it That is crazy But like I remember see a lot of people

Like how could you fumble sniper I was like she's insane Yeah Like what are you talking about? She's objectively insane I would not have the opportunity To fumble sniper wolf Because I wouldn't be anywhere near her

Like I just like Yeah yeah But see those guys that say that Me today no They would They would let Me yesterday Me like me later today

No dude I'm not into any of that shit I've never She's definitely fine as shit. Whenever there's the like the shining star, I don't like any of that shit. The shining star. Like there's always, oh, all eyes on me. Oh, yeah.

I'm not into any of that shit. I'm not into every e-girls crazy. Like I'm sure all of them are probably insane. There's potential, but there's a lot of them that are obviously just normal. Even my friends. My friends that are out there are e-girls, I love you guys. You guys are great. You're probably mad.

If you're, once you get to, you're probably mad. There's too many people that don't know how to control their egos once they get an audience. Yeah. And there's a thing that I just don't, when people, I noticed those people and you can tell the difference between the humble person that's just chill

and they're like, I'm thankful for this thing that I've gotten this opportunity and then the person that thinks they deserve it. Yeah, look at me, dude. As soon as I was got a fucking name

on the internet, I started a person moving for the traffic. Like literally, I was walking down the street somebody's walking, the car's coming. Boop!

That's it. I don't understand the correlation. Any sort of notification, I was like, I'm like, I'm a god now. You started killing people? I said it. People go from,

people go from, thank you, sir. May I have some more to, fucking for real though dude i hope you're having a really really good sleep at least man yeah hope your sleep is good at least because gosh darn bro i just i don't know i'm sorry i pick it out of so much it just seems so fair it needs he just seems so fair you know what he did not like uh what he did specifically

he brought back that podcast with keem star what do you mean he brought back Keem Star Tommy C and Colossal is Crazy It's called Bated You remember that podcast? I do remember Bated That podcast Was gone a million years ago

And then they did an episode about it They did an episode about I'm Alex Because they said Our very last episode However many years ago It was about I'm Alex And so they're like We have to bring it back

To talk about him Because I guess it was vindication They were talking about These years ago They said this guy sucks ass And a lot of people just didn't listen I guess Yeah I didn't

I mean to be fair I only saw a handful of those episodes Yeah, I didn't see one about Because I like I like Colossal But like I don't I never really I never really I could not sit down and give Team Star reviews

I can't do it I can't I can't be like Oh I'm gonna watch a Kim Like even during the whole entire Him and H3 bullshit I would read the text of the video I wouldn't even watch it

That is insane Give Team of view That is I'm sorry I just disagree with him being alive Most of the time bro Like I just so vehemently disagree Like I got papers on it. I feel different, dude.

I just, I guess I've moved. When I think about the perspective of everything, I was like, oh, because he was the internet villain, right? And when I, when I, when I, when I, he is a heel. And I started to think. He's annoying. He's, of course, but that was his role. He loved, he cherished it. He nourished like you giving that hate to him.

That's what he fed off of. That's why I don't. I just, I just, you just try to stay away. I cut him. I cut him off. All that shit. It's like, okay, these good people are playing roles. so I don't, I don't care.

Somebody, I do want to say something moving from those guys. Ian Miles Chong got a whiff of our podcast. You're lying. Yeah, so. Stop. He'll get Lily killed. I can't stand. I thought he was dead.

So, so did I. Dude, the amount of time. So did I. I thought a dog is dead. It's crazy. No, see, like this, the next time I thought it actually happened this time. I was like, oh, because I thought the other time was like, oh, that was a joke. Oh, that was a joke.

I real, good. But then this time, People were actually, they convinced me. And I thought, oh, I guess the government really did kill them this time, the Malaysian government. Yeah. But apparently, so somebody, and I hate when people do this. Please don't do this. Don't, if we're talking shit about somebody or whatever, post whatever you want, don't fucking tag them.

Let them find it on their own. It's way better. It's way better for these people for something to kind of take off. And then they just stumble upon it. And you're like, what the fuck then you going at whatever his ad name is and being like, ha ha look what Derek said about Now the guy, to be fair The guy wasn't snitching like

Oh, I don't like I'm a fan of Ian Miles' It is just generally like It's just basic courtesy Like we're not going to like Not say what we feel on the show Right But we're not also

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large

Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. They don't need that in their existence. Yeah. Dude, people have, people, people would do this to me all the time. They would send me like, oh, this is what this person said about you, or this is like a video that somebody made about you. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care even a little bit. I don't care at all.

Unless it's funny as fuck. Why would you share this with me? I don't need to hear this throughout my day. If Tarek Nishit ever says anything about me, please send it to me because he's hilarious. Other than that nigger, I don't care because pretty much anything else I've seen on me. I was like, this is fucking boring.

Yeah, we're just, I don't know. It's not, I couldn't imagine caring about what people think about me, dude. I couldn't imagine. We give our opinions. Yeah. But we're not like seeking these people out to like trash talk.

No, no. Fuck, no. We're not trying to get him some fucking beef or some shit. I don't give a fuck. But he did say, so he said that he. Wow. Very cool. Look at this unprofessional asshole.

I like how he just. I didn't put on, it's even on Do Not Disturb, literally. It is? Literally it is. So he pushed past it. What's that? In her genetics, bro.

Who is that? Her brother. Of course. Why is you like, I need you. Kingston, I need you. I need you so much. He's like, Lily, Lily died.

And I'm like, thank God. Oh, fuck. Lily died. He's just like, not even broken up, not choking up, not stalling. He's dead. Hey, Lily died. Betty de Acasa, but who got a video ego? Like, yeah, of course.

Oh, my God. Yeah, I'll be there in like 20 minutes. Lilies dead. You want to jump into the Black gone night fight with me? Like, yeah, I guess, man. I'll be there in a second, dude. Oh, my God. Yo, you're soulless.

But you're like, yeah, I'll be there in a second. Oh, yeah. I got a house for myself, man. alone. Yeah, best of, best of, I don't know, best of luck to Drake, I guess. Yeah, best luck to Drake. Oh, I just wanted to say, uh, uh, Ian Miles, he's in, apparently he's in Japan now. He did flee.

Oh, he fled. So he can't actually be, um, slaughtered by the Malaysian government. Oh. Because he, I, it makes sense, though, that he's not, because I think he really would have been killed if he was there. Yeah, he was definitely, he was definitely moved. What was the solo? Well, so he, um, the, the Southeast Asia, like the Philippines, all those places, they're

all heavily Muslim. Yeah, of course. And he's just been trashed. He's just been like, you know, he's doing the griff. Like he's propping up Israel because that's the rights of fucking with Jews now. You know, I like that the hard right is usually like, oh, fuck Jews, but now they're like, oh, Jews are cool. It is so weird. It's so, it, nothing makes sense. None of it makes sense. None of it. Oh, fucking we, McCarthyism. We hate the fucking Reds, you know, the Ruskis. And now of a sudden, all Russia rules. And I'm like, you guys just are inconsistent about everything. That's a lot of people. That's not even like necessarily exclusive to them, though.

Like that is just a modern politics problem because we've like had this like dual party like bullshit so long. Yeah. It's like not these, a lot of these don't fit into the same places. Yeah. But we're stuck like, oh, I'm a Democrat or like I'm a Republican. It's like, mm. I'm like, most of you are not either of those things. Most of you're just gay.

Like actually though. He just, he's just dumb and gay and stupid and boring and gay. And gay and you want to admit your gay. And if you admitted your gay things would be easy. Oh, dude. One thousand percent. If we all just kind of went gay, I think that. world of beat with heel.

We got that Dr. Octopus kind of angle going on where he goes, where he goes, um, tentacles show up. He goes, go boog, boog,

boog, boog at the camera. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's my favorite seat in Spider-Man too is what Alfred Belinda turns to the camera and goes uga boogaboo with his,

with his tentacles. Butterfingers. Butterfingers. He dropped the old woman off a building and he was stoic about this. Butterfingers and he pulled out a butterfinger for a fucking product place. He turned.

towards the camera. It's like that scene in Cat in the Hat where he talks about Universal Studios. That movie is insane, dude. Like, the fact they made that movie is a wild thing. I actually, can I say something controversial? I like that movie, kind of.

A lot of people like that movie. That movie, because it's, it's not even, it's not a good movie. It's silly as fuck, though. But it is so, like, the fact that it's real in the way that it's real is crazy. Like, the fact that the cat in the hat is in live action and he looks like that.

And like, a bunch of people were like, Yes. That's what That's what it needs to be. It's crazy. I never saw it. You've never seen that movie? Dude,

I don't even know. I don't know. I did you guys see that movie? Well, I was young and it was like one of those Um, did you guys fuck with Dr. Seuss when you were young? I mean,

I love the Grinch movie specifically. So like I remember being like, oh, maybe. That seems like a decent formula at the time, honestly. Like you have like a character actor, like comedian take on a role of like a Dr. Seuss character? Yeah.

That seemed like it worked for the Grinch, with Jim Carrey, in my opinion. I like that movie a lot. Uh-huh. But, and I figured like, yeah, yeah, maybe. But that movie is crazy. It's not good. But, like, there's shit, like, the fact that he... The fact that he says dirty ho in that movie. Like, the cat in the hat says dirty hoe.

And it's like, what the fuck? And he's like, he's clubbing with Paris Hilton, underground? What is going on? Okay. That movie's insane. It is a fever dream of a movie. It's funny, though. It's really, really cool. That catatonic old Mexican lady that they ride as like a

fucking... I was fucking like a board? I don't know, man. What the fuck you guys talking about? Dude, you... I don't know. Whatever. Eldon ring.

Dirty ho. Eldon rings out. Shadow of the Earth Tree, new Eldon Ring D.L.C. is out. It's a fact called Shadow of the Swain Tree, in fact. Yeah. That's real. That's actually real facts.

I'm in a game. I'm in a game. Who are you in the game? Who are you in the game? I'm me. I was like, guys, I'm scared. And someone stabs me in the back. It kills me. You're swinging the dung eater two.

Swing the niggeritz. Oh, my God. That's a whole other word, bro. 30 minutes. That's a whole other word. How long? What is it? Swing the nigerific.

Is that better? Keep going. That's better. Is that like the nerdist? But like, but it's me and I'm terrified in that world. I'm begging for helping everyone's ignoring me. I'm begging, please.

Help me, please. Please, I shouldn't be here. I don't belong here. They're like good. Have you played it yet? Yeah. I've got like maybe like an hour or two in. You're an hour in?

Yeah. What does that mean, really? I just beat the, the, the, uh, careful, careful. Just beat that fella in a dungeon that you were fine. I don't know if there's some, wait, no,

you're fine. This can come out way later. Never mind. Oh, spoilers. Yeah, yeah, but I was like, go, go ahead.

I beat the fellow in a dungeon. The one that I was fighting? Yeah. What bill do you have? I'm going faith. strength. That makes sense. He's in strength.

I don't like it though. I'd rather use my, my intelligence swords, but... Yeah. They don't do shit to anything. They don't stagger stuff. Yeah, though it's like pointless. Did you hit stagger him?

Like, when you hit him back, would he stagger? Like, would he interrupt his hits? Only if I heavied. Oh, really? Which, like, takes ages to charge. And if I jump, if I jump strike, it works.

Yeah, every head I did stagger him. I, like, actually fought him for. I didn't use, like, a bunch of techniques. I fought him for and I beat him. I don't know. Fair? Yeah. I mean, what does that even mean?

Because you could like, you can like have him when he gets up, I knock him back down or something like that. Or like while he's on the floor, I like charge it. Have you moved a knock and back down to stagger him again? I don't think there's an unfair way to fight. No, there isn't because they always have the advantage. Yeah, they are specifically unfair.

Exactly. There's certain ways I can put in front. Like if I use like the colossal great sword, I use the charge moving knock motherfuckers into the air. And then while they're falling down, I hit them again. They have them have a chance to stand up properly. Is it not fair though? If it's in the game.

I can, it's a person. I consider that not fair because they're not. I'm not fighting them. I'm whooping on them. That's why I consider it not fair. That's their problem. That's true. But they would whoop on you like they do all most people.

Like most people can't play these games well. So then it's like that is the, you know, you, I guess you kind of want a handicap. It's like the people I can't. Not a handicap person. I'll cheat. I'll cheat in the game if I need to. I have no. I don't have honor.

Like I beat, I beat Mogg with the black knife assassin because that as someone is broken. That's just stupid as someone. I keep me and me and my friend. Jake, Ben, we got into an argument. He thinks that Mimic Tears better than a Black Knight of Assassin. I extremely disagree. I don't even know what that Black Knight Assassin is.

It's like, it's a summon that literally like you get summoned somebody that like when they hit you, it takes away 10% of your max mouth. Like immediately upon getting touched by the tag. So you use that pretty much against like the final boss and it can kill the final boss by itself. You don't even have to get involved. You're just like gold fucking, I don't know, play in the water that's in that area with you. It'll kill the boss by itself. You probably just have more flexibility

with the mimic tier Because you can literally choose Like what is what is in that summit Literally like you can do it And you change your closer to something else And it's like different old build Or not too Right yeah

But I think that one is more severability And it's it's fucking it twirls And it jumps around the map That's why I prefer that one Yeah I don't know man That it's it's another fucking banger Apparently it's like 50 something hours or something Yeah a lot of the file

36 nigs Was it? Because Eldon Ring itself was like maybe 50. Elden Ring is like 50 gigs and I think I think it was like 15 gigs or something. I don't think it was really that day. I don't remember. I was, I just saw it full and I was like, all right, cool.

I'm going to turn my console off. I was confused though because like I, I bought the DLC like I think like 10 minutes before. And you couldn't act as that immediately like me too? No, I just didn't really understand because like I down, I bought it and then it said like error or something. But then it said it was in my library and then I went to try to download it and it wouldn't do it. And there was no update to it. there was no download that happens I was like

where is it so like I don't know I had to like uninstall I uninstalled it and then just you got it on what's about PC right yeah I got it on console yeah yeah I got it I should have got it on PC

I don't know I don't understand why you wouldn't it's so it's so weird it's so strange I feel like it has better stability on console for me personally it might it might but it's just like I don't know I don't know man it's like you know I'm gonna invest all this money to

this fucking sweet PC I know dude I'm using it for like two games. One of them being Hades 2 that doesn't really require. That doesn't need it at all. I know. That runs on the switch. I know.

It runs on my Steam deck and I usually throw my... You could run that game on... You could. You probably... No, you could. You totally could. Dude, I got to figure it out. Dude, I'll find something.

When the mods for BG3 come out, I'll use my PC a bunch of guys. That's like when I got my great, like my huge PC, like my super souped up rig, and then I immediately jumped into Halo 2. Like, it's just like... Let's go. Let's go.

Whoa, it looks the same. But clear. Wow, it's really good playing this on a not a CR TV. Wow. You know what? I got to install. You know what I did when I got my first PC? I overhauled the fuck out of Skyrim and it wouldn't run well.

But now that I have a much better card, I got to do that again. Because it was specifically like if I was anywhere near running water, the game was fucked. Game looks all. portion of Skyrim? Yes. There was a lot of like... I feel like the best views in Skyron. A lot of the most bullshittiest moments

happen when you're near water. It was too much for my for my shitty fucking piece of the time. I didn't know in Skyrim that you're supposed to walk down because I stopped using roads, right? Oh, me too. Yeah, I would go. Go straight.

I would see a marker and I would go like straight in a line towards that. Towards the marker. Yeah, I'm not following the roads. But I realize. And then you get mauled by a dog with a gun. what the fuck is going on

he just crouched over in a corner with a gun shooting at you that's the gunwoods dog watch up for the gunwoods dogs there's several of them each one stronger than the last but I didn't know you

if you walk down the street bullshit happens like that's how you encounter the most bullshit in Skyline yeah that's like where like assassins will run into you and like careers they'll still find you but it's if you're wandering

in the middle of the woods it's so funny the way they find you because they like they'll go through it. They just show up. They'll go through like completely unorthodox pathways. They'll like climb out of a fucking dandelion or like some insane shit. Keep bumping into shit too. That's like my favorite like when they just can't they can't like

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Since there isn't a direct path to leave. Yeah, there's like a rock, and then there's like a fern or something, but the fern has a hit box. So, like, they can't quite.

Yeah, they can't. They're like, I was sent to kill you, and then I would do it as chop their head on me to get the cuts here. You cleave their head off. And then I loot them immediately. Honestly, I'm getting like overwhelmed with with games right now. It's it's like it's starting to feel kind of What's what's out kind of egregious? Well, I mean much well this month specifically because like the games that have come out For me are like time sinks. It's destiny which is like a massive time sink right now

Which is great. It's it's really good and then Elven ring which is another that's another 50 hour fucking probably 80 hour expansion for me Probably and uh, I don't know like two had their DLC that was like really really good is it all one piece or is it like several different stories in Ellen awake. Well, their episode, it's like episodes of the TV show, the Twilight Zone TV show, so they're shorter,

like, kind of like episodes. But, I'm gonna buy that shit probably tonight. I fucking love, and I love, I'm gonna wait.

Yeah, honestly, like, I don't know, man. I just, even, I'm, I'm getting a weird,

like Starfield, I don't know what it is about it. Starfield. I like it. I mean, that's, good for you, man. Yeah,

yeah. Like, I'm glad for people who can't, like, I get it. Yeah. Like,

Because I see all the things that bother everybody, but I'm like, that's fine. Yeah, yeah. I love how the Starborn, how they can, new game plus you. He's like, the world restarts. I really hate that, by the way. And it's like, oh, I'm kidding when I say I love that part. Are you like that part? It's so stupid.

I really hate it. The world got restarted, but you're still you. Yeah, spoilers for Starfield, I guess if anybody gives you shit. But it's like, there's like a Rick and Morty ass ending where it's like, oh, you can restart. But like, now you're like, and a multi. You're basically Rick. we're like, there's like a million different universes and nothing, nothing matters. And it's like, okay, cool, great.

I think all say in my original universe that matters. Yeah, just keep fucking around in there. I'm not going to do that. I hate that shit so much. But, yeah, I don't know. There's a lot of stuff. Yeah, thanks, Todd. That's a lot, Todd.

Why don't you just fucking put out the next elder scrolls? That's all we fucking care about. So, did you, um, a friend of mine actually interviewed him recently. Did he ask him? Uh, yeah. What is a really good episode What is that? It's a really good interview

But he's like, Shut the fuck up. That'd be it. He's like, he's up Next question. It's unfortunate because like, It's unfortunate because like They're really not going to get away

from that question. Like that question is going to be following it for a while. Well, because it's been 10 years. No, no, it's been 13 years. No, it's been 13 years. Since what?

Oh, you mean, you're talking about since Skyrim. Yeah. I'm talking about when they announced Elder School 6. Yeah. Remember that stupid fucking mountain? And they said Elder Scroll 6 and remember that?

That was six years ago? That was six years ago. That was six years ago. But to be fair to them, they would have got, they, you know as well as I do. You know as well as I do, though.

They would have got that question for this long anyway. Yeah. Because like they would have still been like, where's elder scrolls? Where's elder scrolls? But it's just like, they fucked up at announcing that.

Somebody was, there were some people theorizing that they did that specifically to raise the stock so they can sell Bethesda at a much higher rate like, oh maybe, Elder Scrolls is coming soon. You know what I heard it was?

Was that like there was concerns because 76 was happening. And everybody was like, are they going to just stop making fucking. And they were like, no, we're still making single player RPGs. Like, we're making elder scrolls. You know what they? You know what they did that? We will shut the fuck up, but it didn't help.

Yeah. It didn't help at all. It's completely around. So where, what do you mean? Did they do? I feel like they made that. And that was the first thing they made for that game. That was like the only thing they had for that game.

Oh, for sure. Yeah. Five minutes. Quick work. Quick work. And they were like, this will do it. And you were like. nigga a date

a date we need a date soon let me tell you something that game's not coming 2027 no that's hilarious really

I think I really think I think 27 no because it's it's 2024 now Starfield's DLC is out there's probably gonna be three more pieces

of Starfield DLC I imagine and so that's like maybe the next it's maybe the next two years that makes me so sad 25 26 2027 we might hear about it Starfield

I would guess 2028 the earliest probably, honestly. Three more pieces of Starfield. And, and that's not even to mention the fact that, like, Fallout is, like, massively popular now, more so than it ever has been. So there might actually be a shift towards, like, maybe we should

fucked up. Maybe we should do, like, fucking fallout instead. That show really fucking, I think, yeah. If they did a Skyrim show, that should be fucking amazing. No, it wouldn't. What do you mean? No, I'm sorry. The hell are you saying. The nature of Skyrim is so fucking silly,

just like Fallout, in fact. not just like fall it's even sillier actually I would not even it's not even you don't think it's silly here's the thing about Skyrim is that at its on its face like when you're looking at Skyrim

Skyrim looks like Dragon Age looks like fable looks like Lord of the Rings looks like it looks like every other fantasy thing at a glance yeah that's not your shit though you're looking at from your own no no no no no no it's just argument is that the homogenous nature of what it looks like

compared to some of the things that exist right now in this world like Game of Thrones Tows of Dragon What I'm saying is Fallout is distinct And that's why Fallout sticks out There's nothing that looks like Fallout Even most

Most apocalyptic stuff Most sci-fi It just doesn't look like that And most Mad Max It's Fala have some more The similarities But not a huge amount Barely

I don't think that would Like that would It's like That would almost be like well Why do people keep making Zombie movies And zombie video games Because people

Fucking like that shit I agree But it doesn't Why would they not make A dark fan I see. I just, what I'm saying is, like, I don't think the elder scrolls has, like, the meat on it to really compete with something like, Game of Thrones or like, or Lord of the Rings. I think it's cool.

It's a really cool fantasy, like, setting, but it's not. I don't think you know the power. Like, say, if they made it, if they, if they made it in. If they played into the silliness. If it took place in Skyrim, for example, like that shit. Because Skyrim is, Skyrim is a game that I think it's more important than the Elder Scrolls as a whole. Yeah, no, I, I, I 100% agree with that. I think if they just made, let's just fuck around.

Like even if they just made it about the plot of the Proctor game. Yeah, if they made it. But you meet the Dark Brotherhood episode. You meet the fucking wolves of the companions. Bro, that shit. Because I think what Skyrim has that other things and that general have is the silliness.

Skyrim is silly as fuck. It's a fucking hilarious. That Junction Dragons movie with, what's that fucking asshole's name? Oh, Chris Pine. What's that asshole is a thing? Like, God. I've never even.

What's that fucking dickhead piece of shit name? I don't A horse fucker What does that? You don't know You can't prove that he did What if Kendrick Lamar went on stage And said Chris Pine fucks horses

And then everybody was just Whop, Whop, wah, And everyone's Terry Chris Pine's like I've never even been near a horse In real life Spine is at home in his armchair I don't even know who Kendrick Lamar is

That's crazy What? Where is he been? Who the fuck is this guy? I can see that for somebody like him I don't think. Chris Pine. He's too famous to not know who Krenjerkerman is, I think.

That would be. I think at that level of same. I'm too famous. Come on. That's not the same argument at all. I'm too famous to rape children. I mean, me and my boy, Jeffrey Epps, would never do something like that. That's amazing.

Jeff Epp seen the financier. Jeff Epp? Yes, Jeff Epp seen the honorable and noble. What a crazy thing to say? Like, why didn't anybody, did anybody not tell him? Hey, man, but he didn't mean you're not too famous to do that. I understand what he means, right? Because I understand what he means.

I don't know what he means. It's like that's dumb. What does he mean? Because he means like I'm too famous and too rich and too black. Yeah, but it's like also like it's like, it's like gang, gang. The ones that are doing that the most are probably more famous than you, bud. That's the thing.

That's why I feel like he doesn't have a good crew around him. I feel like he doesn't know what he pushed. Yeah, go ahead. Like how do I put this? He pushed away to people that would tell him things. He has only yes been around my people. Like Kanye, Kanye's biggest problem.

He has only yes men around him. Yeah. The only person that could check him before was his mom. Literally and his mom died. His mom and maybe Jay Z, maybe. How are you alive? Yeah,

but then he pushed Jay away. Yeah, exactly. How are you alive on this planet? And you're unaware that there are famous pedophiles. I guess is my question. Like how is he's Canadian,

dude. He's Canadian. No famously, like I, look, dude, I have some friends. that are Canadian, good friends, Canadians have the worst

fucking takes, bro. Like, actually fucking real. That's true, yes. The worst take. I know I can make it through. If I heard out. Dude, I loved that show growing up. It was the most mature television

I could watch at that time without it having genitals in it. What are you talking about? I never saw it, actually. Old school euphoria, man. OG euphoria, because that's basically, that was that shit. I think that's why he worked on Euphoria because I was like,

oh, I worked on a show that did the same thing as this, but it's not quite as wild. Yeah. Let's make sure they're all adults, though. That's how it's like, we're gonna be seeing all adults because like, yeah, we're gonna be seeing some crazy shit, man,

and yeah. Dude, I think Euphoria is so, I think about Euphoria all the time because like Nate Jacobs's character, I just wonder what's gonna happen to 13th for him. I think about his character. That's all I think about.

His character got assassinated. at the last episode. Not like literally, like a character assassination. His character got assassinated. Didn't one of those people die too? Yeah, the favorite character died, which just sucks really bad. Everybody's favorite character.

The Mac Miller dude? Yeah. That's why I liked him. He might have been a Mac. He was like, basically Macbiller. Like then I got Mac back, man. And then he's gone.

They killed every version of Mac Miller, but they can't let me be happy, bro. He was method acting, I think. That's true. Can you imagine? Oh, my good. A little sign in my head. All right.

The little spring clean So what happened with Listen, what happened with Justin Timberlake? I saw something I've seen this photo I've seen this photo I've seen this photo of Justin Timberlake going around

It looks really fucking funny But I don't know what it's from He got like DUI'd or something He was driving while Right now with Ram trucks Declaration of deals Well qualified current FCA lessees Get a low mileage lease on the 2026

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one.

20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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Retarded, essentially. DWR, you got a DWR. That's crazy. But that's what happened, though. This motherfucker has, who knows how much his bank account is at? You know, he's probably got 90 million. Oh, 90 million?

At least. He's probably got 90 million. He's got at least $11. He's got at least $11 minimum. Well, then I can't really fault. That's more than you can't say for any of us. We've had $11 recently, less than $11 recently. That motherfucker definitely has never gotten less than that.

Dude, I don't understand. I don't, I genuinely don't understand being. How did you hit that like that? The bottom. Oh, I thought you were like, you're taking a hit right now. Oh, you thought like it was full. It was just like, so whiz. It's like, bro, you good?

You thirsty? That was the last bit of it, man. Yeah. Justin Timberlake, man, in sync, Crying your River, all that bullshit. All that bullshit. Yeah. Go fucking five year,

great five year run of music, whatever. He had an amazing run. That's crazy. He had an amazing run. Chris, Chris. He had a, no,

but I'm more like maybe like seven, eight year run. Yeah, yeah. I just didn't like. I mean, I love Justin Timberlake from being on. Look, he's very talented.

It was very obvious. It was kind of one of those Beyonce, Justin Timel Lake Mote things where they were in a group. And then everybody tried to do shit. and you dealt who the true talent was. Right, yeah. You know why just the flew it way so well? Timberland, man.

He collabed with Timberland. Oh, yeah. I mean, well, sexy back was a fucking, that was a great. Well, they're related, right? Yeah. Timberlade. Timberlian.

They're both timbers, right? Timberland and Timberland and Timberlake. Like the costarks and the starts, bro. They're related, duh. You know what he's? Timberlid was just a fucking actual Timberlin. It's a big ass human-sized boot. I did that note again.

Every music video just bit it. There's just a giant booted it. That crossed my mind. That crossed my mind when I was 11. Did it? I was a little kid that crossed my mind. I was like, I had like the shoe.

And I never did it again because I thought it was the stupidest thing ever. But no, clearly in my 30-year-old job now, that's worth mental. in it. Come to the back. BIP. B.I. The dump them out of it.

Briggs all me. Let me see you with an Orkin wing. Dog, I fucking love. I, dude, Dutch Jem makes one of my favorite art. He's my favorite pop artist before beat. Because I think Justin Bieber is really good, too.

I think he's trash. The problem is that Bieber peaked. He had one truly amazing album. And he should have quit after that. I like Bon John Jovey. Wait, you mean John Bon Jovi? You almost confused

You almost warped the way It's supposed to be out of my brain I had to fight you Like, paracosal I'm talking about Bon John Jovey Bon Jovi Bajaobo I'm good

I'm back My head, I felt like it was like a hot air balloon I was like take off I was like what? I just hear Bon John Jovey You know when a dementor's come up to you and he starts sucking your soul out

and you're like that was happening with his words Bond John Jovi I actually hate John Bon Jovi honestly I don't hate it I just I've never heard anything from them that I would want to listen to I'm a really had a couple good songs Yeah, they're not my style You give love a bad name

It's a good fucking It's one of those things that's a good song It's just one of those things where it's like you know when you've heard something just too many times Nigger you give love Yeah A bad You give niggas A bad nigga

I played my nigga part And you play your nigga game That is crazy You give niggas A bad name Niggas That would have been That song is actually way better

And I remember it being now Was it a nigga? It's not so bad And then living on a prayer is actually pretty dope too Oh halfway there I think it's Nigger on a prayer Take my nigger

Don't pick it on nigger Nigger I think. Sorry. Oh, my God. I think I would die. If I heard that in real life, like,

John Bon Jovi's getting back together. You did. You just, from him, from his lips. You get AI to do it. John Bon Jovi was like, we're getting,

we're getting Bon Jovi back together. And then they play that. We're going to close that. Bon John Jovi. And here we are with our first hit, the N-Wor. Yeah. living on an N-word.

It's like, what? I don't know, man. What was it? What was it? It would be bliss. It would be like, I think I would die. I think I could die.

You know, you move your head at the waves. We're talking about Justin Timberlake and him driving while intoxicated. Right, right. It happens, bro. It's unfortunate you shouldn't do that. It shouldn't do that. You shouldn't do that in general.

Yes. Yes. That's the biggest problem. That's the biggest thing because obviously nobody should do it. But was he like was he like was he like actually driving in dangerously? Yeah so he was at he was like swerving and shit. So he was at a club or whatever. He had drinks and he was playing midnight club dub edition.

And it's like brother, you have tens of millions of dollars in your bank account. Look at if I'm that rich, I'm never driving again ever. Yeah, I'm being my dick in the back of the car every time. 1,000 percent. I'm, I'm abusing. I'm doing like the actually, you know how they do all those memes about jets and I'm just driving like no? I would literally actually do that. I would take a private jet just to go to Taco Bell down the street.

There's a Taco Bell that is fucking 0.7 miles from me. Yeah, yeah. I'm getting the jet just to go. You would take the jet here. You're a piece of shit. You were destroying the planet, but you're like, whatever. Where would you land a jet? Jet's not going to destroy the planet.

Okay, you wanted to be more in the realm of possibility of a helicopter, okay? Just landed on some land it right next to people. As if they get blown the fuck away. Because if there aren't enough of those already In the skies of Los Angeles All the fucking high What is going on with that? That's how they survey crime here

There's not a mountainous area They are way too low sometimes Where I'm like, are you allowed to do this? Yeah like once in my house I'm like bro, what the fuck's going on? Dude, there was one I swear to God Probably like maybe like Two of the buildings height

Above the above my building I was like that can't be legal When they're searching for people When they're actually like looking for someone That's in the crime That cops they have to have them lower I understand that. I just, I don't know, man.

Do you think they actively think about, like when they're in a helicopter? Like, do you think about... If it's crashes? Do you think about Kobe? You know what I mean? Of course. I feel like I would kind of... The second I see a helicopter, I think about Kobe Bryant now, isn't that crazy?

I was at a Huntington Beach yesterday, and speaking of helicopters, one got insanely low. Like, here's the pier. And then, like, like you said, just like a couple of buildings up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like one-hand height. I was like... Yeah, it was just one-hand height above the... And immediately we're like...

That's the... bottom of it. Like that's the like where the people are sitting. You're like, you're like, you're like, yeah, but no, we were, we were speculating that it was actually Shaq in there and basically being like, Kobe, you can't beat me and even in death. That's not, he's going to have a better death. That's so stupid. Shaq is such a nice guy. That's like, not his personality at all. When Kobe won his fifth ring, because Shaq only got four. Yeah. Jack tore his house up. Well, he was mad. Yeah, but he still, he's so he's. So he's,

mad that Kobe had such a magnificent death. He went out in the craziest way possible than any other NBA players ever gone out. No one else is ever going to die like that. Yeah. Nobody else. That's not true. Mark my words. No one else ever going to die in a helicopter crash ever. Ever again. Never again.

Chris's his word. Chris's laws decreed. It is decreed. He loves Kobe. That was like his brother. But he was also very competitive. Oh, no, they both are for sure. One up him. And he tore his house up. What do you think he's did or what he's going to do? when he clearly

he's like upset about he's not he wasn't crying because Kobe died he was crying he's crying because now he has to die damn I have to die harder I have to die way harder

than that like I gotta kill my wife too yeah because he killed his he killed his daughter and himself and he's like damn I gotta kill two kids at least

and I gotta like how are we gonna do so wait do I have to an airplane should it be an entire an entire there's gotta be a yacht packed 747

That was such a big deal for LA man That's such a big deal for LA When that shit dude He was the LA hero man So I remember vividly How I found out I was at Dunkin' Donuts Right before we were about to record

Yeah I remember I was there And you came in and I was like Why is your energy so fuck Dude I would And then the workers Everyone was just like what? Like it was

I remember I went to school that day And I came back And then it was all Kobe's dying I'm like Oh damn Well that's unfortunate Yeah Anyway

I thought it was a golfer that whole time. My, what, the only, the only, that's crazy. How do you not know who Colby Bryant is? And be like alive, alive and a modern era. I thought, yeah, I don't know. Golfie Bryant. No, I knew he was a basketball player. I didn't know who he played for.

I didn't know what team he played for because I just didn't give a shit about that. But like, I knew he was a baseball player. And he was a basketball player. Because he was also associated with that Kobe, you know. Kobe. Yeah. That's how I know who he is. Right.

Especially your legacy being tied to just throwing something. in a basket. Kobe, I mean, permanently forever. Yeah, one of the best shooters that makes sense. It's one of the, he's one of the people

that are always left out of the goat he's not left out of the goat conversation but he's always in the third, I'd say, people always say Michael Jordan, people try to play him. Kobe Bryant, sorry, Michael Jordan and and LeBron James,

but like, and Larry Bird, of course, up top. Yeah, yeah, you know, you got to put the white man on the mountain. People believe that, which is crazy. I'm like, I think only reasons people believe that, to be honest.

I think Larry Bird's a fantastic player. Don't get me wrong. He's on a mate. He's top 10. Well, he's just not, he just doesn't have the alkylades that they have. So it's like, Why are you living in a ton of percent? I don't know who he was in the last,

like, couple weeks also. Really? Yeah. I don't know sports, man. Brut is a monster. I mean,

he's really recognizable because he actually has wings. Yeah, that's right. He has wings. That's why he's so good. That's why he's so good. And he has hollow bones. So when he jumps,

he can actually levitate a little bit. That is the only reason why white man would be that good at basketball. Exactly. And that's why it was, people always speculated. they're like, should he be allowed to play? Is this not cheating? Same with Michael Phelps.

They were like, is this cheating? Michael Fox has like web toes and gills. Like Larry Bird, nigger has gills and lungs. I don't know how he. It's cheating. It's cheating for Larry Bird because he's got hollow bones. He has wings. He has talons.

Come on. And a beak. Like, what the fuck? Let him play without shoes. He's clon up the fucking. He's scratching everyone. They can't. He's like an ostrich.

a fucking emu or something. He cannot box him out, bro. He just found out. Boom. We're like, what is this? We just found out that Larry Bird is a fucking emu. If you go back and look at the footage,

it's clearly a fucking bird. It's a bird with human hands. He has human hands. He has human hands. So get human hands on the end of his wings. No, no, he has human hands and arms. That is disgusting. Like, he has full wings,

but on the end of those. Those wings are tiny people. It's like a Y Byrd. It's like a legit Wyvern. That's like a legit. That's so upsetting because that's like the That's not how wings were.

Wings are the like the hands. Yeah. Not at all. But not for Larry Birdman. Larry Birdman. What I do is I go up to bats and I clip their wings. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Why would you do that? Clip their wings for they can't buy. Those evil things I've ever heard anybody say. Why don't you do that? And they'd chase them. And then you chase them? And they can't get away from you going to have wings.

I start stomping. I stop, I stop, I stop. So you're, so you are a psychopath. No, I'm not. And, and what stopped you from going all the way to graduate in humans? Because humans aren't bats. So you just have a grudge against bats. That's how Batman really would matter.

That's how Batman would be. Batman would be like, I'm going to get the bat, the dog, cats. You little fucking bitch. This is growing. Pigs? Fishes. Yeah. I like hitting pigs with baseball bats.

That's pretty fun. All right. I told the story about that. We wanted some questions. uncles did that, right? No what? Uncle's literally did that. They went out there.

It was like four of them with a baseball bat and they beat the head of a pig to death. And then they fucking scone it. They beat the heck. No one's eating the head of that pig. So might as well give it a much of brain damage and shit like that and it cut it up. Wow. What an existence.

Yeah, man. Farm folk are wild, man. Oh, that pig was delicious. He's, he's fries. Farm folk get shit, they do. Apparently.

City boys can't. City boys can't fuck a toucan and get. come country boys get it done fuck a toucan my dick tastes like pretty pebbles after I fuck yeah ah so that's

it's true that's where they got it from that's why fruit loops are associated with fucking a two can I thought it was because he was gay why they called him a loose ever they would be why they would be

wise? They would be wise by the way. That's a wise retcon, in my opinion. That fruity fucking bird. You got to make that Tucan Sam must be gay. That fruity-ass fucking bird. Hey, I take offense to that. That was such a fucking sixth grader joke. Yeah.

I mean, I believe it. Fruit Loops Pride Month. They should do Pride Month. That should be a really good at, like not even like no like, no joke. I think that'd be a cool idea. Would it be because, you know, since that's a derogatory term, Would it almost be like having some type of celebratory thing? Call them pride loops for the month.

But then that's still also like fruit, like you understand like calling somebody of fruit is not like a celebratory thing? I feel like it is. We don't decide exactly. I feel like of the things you could call them. I feel like fruit is one of the softest ones. It's pretty nice. First of all, fruits are healthy. They're nice.

What aroma would you rather have in your house? It fruits? Of course. That's like a big. It's a big candle thing. Uh-huh. So, like, you know, you know, I didn't like that at all.

That was so disrespectful. Because it's like, okay, there's some soft, you know, derogatory slurs towards black people. And we'd be like, oh, it's not so bad.

Like, which ones? Let's hear you know. Which one is equivalent to fruit, really? Which one? Like, a nignog.

I think, um, I think, uh, a porch monkey. Mm-hmm. What? I think,

um, Derek, Derek, Derek, you are desensitized. I think you and me are not the proper people to have this conversation. Because I don't even think the N word is that derogatory anymore. I get called the N word and I start laughing. It's not about how you feel, man.

It's about it's about how you feel. It's about how the people that use these terms feel. So like the people that made these things up, they didn't call you fruit, them fruits as terms of endearments at any point. And same thing with even the, if somebody just calling you darky, right? That's like it sounds playful or some shit

Like fucking Dark Souls I don't know if I had a Facebook fucking pay account And they tried to have their fan base And they called Darkies And then they're like oops They realize pretty quickly because obviously they're Japanese and shit They don't get it. They're like oh oh Sorry and I was like no please continue

Can they call them Negroes? They're like no no fellas Negroes They're just innocent in Japanese They don't understand racism The right way Hey, fellow darkies. I was like, that's amazing.

Please keep it up. You have my blessing to call Dark Souls fans darkies. That's crazy. Amazing, he says. Because it is. It's like, it's such a, like, mistake, an honest mistake that I'm like, oh. It's like in Hispanic culture, they call people that are white wedro. Uh-huh.

Well, Mexicans do that. Binchie. I don't know, I don't know why this conversation got. You can't say that shit. I don't want this conversation got even slightly serious. I don't know. Clearly it's a joke. But we're not to move on to.

I'm not serious at all. We're talking about. That was a little bit more serious than I. anticipated to get it. It's like, it's not about how the, you feel.

It's about how the people feel. No, I'm just inserting facts into it, but I still think fruit's having a game of pride

muck out of the actually. Actually, actually, actually, fruit is good. Yeah, they don't, I'm not calling them

puffs or tarts or anything like that. See you next time. We're not calling them like, chill. And it's just a, it's just a,

it's the longest beep you've ever heard. Yeah, yeah. We're not calling them ragets. Jeez. Rehehe he,

he, he, re-he-he-he-he. Calm down there. We're not going to them. Rackets. What's wrong with root? It's what you're going to call him Rudy.

Rudy. Not ragged. This is a good one. I got some questions that we're going to get into over. And by the way, you can submit a question over at patreon.com slash the snark tank. Slash your mom. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 2026.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with you? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Your mom's twat. Hey. Your mom's Poussi. Hey. Connor the desolate Canadian. wrote in. He says, what up? Half-priced dollar store lawyer, sentient ball of obsidian and dry eraser head Derek. Why does he get a name? Cool, I guess. Called me obsidian, dog. I'm not even

long-time listener and recent- I am, but like, damn, dude. Long-time listener and recent patron. Since y'all enjoy music, implying that I like the, I really like the idea that there's some people out there that don't like that. I know, I know. I know, personally. I know, but that's so fucking stupid. Yeah, he's a serial killer. to me. It's sociopathy for sure. Yeah. Since y'all enjoy music, what is the worst track you have ever heard in any media? My go-to answer is the sewer level music and the hit

GBA game, Urban Yeti. I've never heard of that. I've never heard of that in my fucking life. The hit. Yeah, yeah, the hit. The hit Game Boy Advance game Urban Yetty. That's a slur. But what do you guys think? Is that like Eminem? You Jungle Yetty.

You jungle Yetty. What you call that? Was that Eminem an urban Yetty? Is that, you fucking Urban Yetty? He's like, What man? Come on, man. Remember you said you were food maxing, right? Yeah.

I saw a video like how this guy's wigger maxing. And this is this white guy with like corn rolls. He's wearing a white beauty and I make tattoos. The idea of wigger maxing is crazy. The idea of masking is crazy. It was like, I'm a big gay porn maxing lately. It's like this means you're watching a lot of gay porn. What's up, dude?

But it sounds better. If you match. It does sound. You can excuse a lot. lot of things by saying maxing after. Yeah, if you say maxing after, I'm a Negro maxing, like, heavy. It's like, it's acting like a nigga. What you mean?

Wow. Yeah. Um, I got to say, man, that Waguan Delilah track was that was probably, that was so terrible. I couldn't believe it. I really authentically couldn't, couldn't believe how bad it was. You're right. I think that's, that probably have to be my answer because I can't think of anything

worse than that right now. Yeah. Oh, wash me shoot my tree. Oh, wait. No. Wait, hold on. Oh. What was that?

that, I guess it's not technically a track because I don't think you can stream this anywhere, like in a, in a music capacity. But when, what's her face? When, when Yoko Ono, oh,

God. Yeah, I know what you mean. Did that set with, Chuck, was it Chuck. Chuck Barry. Chuck Barry and,

and, uh, Chuck Berry and John Lennon. Did you see the way Chuck looked at her, bro? Yes. He was like, well,

like, it was, it, you know what it looked like, it looked like, say, uh, probably how any, imagine the cops

showing up and like pointing a gun at you because he made like a like almost like like he's scared for his life have a reaction. Yeah yeah. He was like he was so like what the fuck was that

that he like it scared him like this. That was back before they had science though. So like they probably thought that there was like a demon or like a like a you know some kind of a soul taking control of her. Yeah.

Do you remember? It was that long ago. It was a collaboration. Before the 80s before science. Yeah. So they were doing like a. We Are the World Song, right, with a bunch of artists. And it was Michael Jackson singing it.

And he sung his part, obviously, very well, like Michael Jackson does. Oh, yeah, but then he had, like, fucking McFarlane from McFarland toys and all these, like, random people who can't sing, like, join him. Did you just say, did you? Todd McFarlane was not there. Why did that pop in your head? Because I tried to think of, like, the least musical-oriented celebrity possible. Hey, the Spahn guy.

I feel like McFarlane. McFarlane's a piece of shit, but he might be able to sing, though. I feel like he has some ability to sing. There's no way. There's no shot. There's no shot. He might. You never know.

I do know. You can look at people. He's an artist. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. I feel like you can look at people and determine whether or not they can sing.

You look at him. I'm like that guy, if he didn't have anything to respond to be a used car salesman. Like you look at him. Look at him. I follow him on Instagram. I'm going to sell you this fucking. Bewick. Dude, I went so.

I went to the Comic Con Museum. Yeah. He tried to. to buy like the um there was a uh it's an edgy buick it has guns it has guns and it might say the n-word you don't know it can be engineered maybe the engine by it out the engine can be made to sound like the inward but we're going to keep it under razzle it's not intentional if anybody asks you he giggles when he goes up and down real fast so he's doing like power he's doing like power squats real bad he's clown maxing he's clown maxing

I hate that. He's clown slash giggle-maxing. I'm a giggle-maxing fiend over here, man. Oh, my fucking God. Yeah. I don't even know how we got here. I have no idea. Next question, please.

We were talking about, like, the worst tracks you've ever heard. Yeah. Yeah, so Michael Jackson had, like, two, like, white singers on there, and he sang his notes, and then they sang, and he looked at them with disgust. Oh, yeah. He looked at, you could see his face. He was like, ugh. He was like, this is what they call singing for them?

One of them, I know. This is their singing? He's like, ew. One of them might have been Cindy Lopper. I think it might have been And then another one was It might have been, who's the Genesis guy? It might have been him

No, sorry Who's the Genesis guy? Phil Collins Yeah, it might have been It wasn't Collins It wasn't Collins Was it the other Genesis guy? Collins was there

I'm pretty sure But it wasn't okay Who's the other Oh my God He's a guy with the hair The guy with the gray hair I forgot his name He got like a great

There was another singer for Genesis That I can't Why am I blanking on his name? Was it Michael McDonald? I can't remember No No no no no no I was thinking of the

We are the world people sorry Somebody somebody in Genesis? Yeah. Honestly, I don't remember Oh my God. I don't remember who the other person in Genesis was.

That's important. Hey, Siri. Who was the lead singer of Genesis? Just ignored me. My ass. What a cunt. Peter Gabriel. That's right.

That's the name. I was losing my fucking mind. What a fact that yours didn't listen in my watch. That's crazy. That is kind of funny. And it like, it listened to your voice. Stupid.

Gabriel. Hit a black screen by accident. Oh, well. Whatever. It was June 2 this past, so it's good. We're good. We got it. We got it.

Let's get out a fucking... Let's fucking lose his own 15. I can feel it coming on my ass tonight. He's low. That's good. You're low. I've been waiting for his semen all my life. homo

homo you said homo you said that's so gross to do do do do do do do do that's incredible

the timing it's a splat the timing of that to be able to time that is so egregiously super. We need an audible nut at this moment. I can't do that.

I want to do like the, but I can't do that. Your dick moan. Do, do, do, do, do, do. It's so gross. That's like that girl on the TikTok. Yeah.

I haven't seen that that I know what that is because somebody said Look up that girl Yeah Cause I saw a picture It's funny It's a funny video

Okay It's some southern chick Talking about how How aggressively she sucks a dick No no it's like Some guy It's like one of those TikTok people Where they go they go up to people

And they're like oh Question is like And I think the question is like How do you keep a man or something And she goes You just got a hawk tool on that thing And it's like There's so much

To do everything about that video is great I want to somebody they go up to somebody like a regular guy during one of those videos like hey how does it say they mall them like trying to eat them like the idea of being so fucking a while like they're just a peril this next question is pretty good

he's really normal at first oh yeah what's going on man like no he's talking to people like having a conversation he's like hey how do you like hey have you ever seen a dog he's like that's a fact of that's disgusting

bites his throat out eating him and they're shooting him for a while he doesn't let go the three terabytes of porn on chris's old macbook wrote in thanks is hello snark boys and lava sween uh what i don't know

oh shark boy oh lava yeah yeah yeah damn all right that's a i forgot that that was even real shit boy last month you brought up the first case of using AI to damage the reputation of that school principal that's right we did that was a wild story uh my question is if all out war breaks loose on the podcast on the podcast wait is there a commas I'll just read it

if all out war breaks loose on the podcast what kind of AI abominations would you guys make to ruin each other's reputation oh okay like if we went to war oh we wanted us slander yeah we tried to use AI and just edit all of me all of my time saying anywhere for Chris yeah it would just be a lot it'd be out egregious times too

and it'd be times when I'd be the niggia and it'd be my voice but over Chris. So if anyone that pays up attention they wouldn't know. It would be an AI generated version of your voice saying the N-word

over my voice. Yeah. Over your, your mannerisms. There'd be time where your face, your mouth wouldn't even be moving. It'd be like this.

Like Chris is smiling. Still believing. And it's Chris saying a bunch of blur. This is alive, mind. This is live. This is live,

this is live, this is live, this is. This really happened. This really happened. I don't know. Have you, um,

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23, after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan,

America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. office near you. You would, uh, I just, I, I would want to like blackmail you. Or no, not blackmail. I'm just going to release because I would want to say, oh, I had this video of you doing this. And if you don't comply, I'm going to release it. But I would just rather just release it.

You got to say what you need for me and it's still release it. I'm going to release a video of you where you have a like a twink and you, but you like just have a mask of lily on, on the twink. and you're going to town on this dude. At that moment, it's like, what's wrong? Like, what, like, why does it still have to be Lily at that moment? If I was fucking a dude. Because you don't want to, you don't want to be all the way gay.

So you're still like, I'm gay. Like, look, I'm fucking, I'm fucking Louis. Blackmailing a black male is crazy. That's double in ton. That's insane. That's black male squared, bro. Double on ton. Don't even ask me how.

The idea. I don't know. I would make an AI generated video of you eating spaghetti out of a dog's asshole. So you shove the spaghetti in the dog's ass first? And you would eat it. No, it would be all.

We're talking about using AI to reach each other. But it's implied that it is implied that it is implied that Kixston. It would be so realistic you wouldn't even be able, you would not be able to tell it. Yeah. It's Sweeney. It'd be a tiny dog too. So it'd be full of spaghetti about the burst.

And then I'm just fucking gin of spoon. It's all really like it's all really convincing. But there's moments in it where it looks like that Will Smith, the first one. Yeah, what it's... That's amazing. And people believe it and I'd be like, guys, that's clearly not real. And they were like, I saw this with my own two eyes. I thought you eat that.

I saw you eat that. I would get Anderson Cooper to cover it too. I would make an AI generated video of Anderson Cooper covering that video. Wow. That is so diabolical. He is a fucking disgusting rat. Yeah. I would actually just make up, make AI, I would make that video and then I would make...

AI generated versions of every single beloved newscaster in the world, siding against you, and then just making it go over, I would have Tucker Carlson, I would have Rachel Maddow, I would have every single, the young Turks, I would have Jake Eugher and Anna Casparian talk about how like,

yeah. So Tom Sweeney, ain't spaghetti out of a dog's asshole. Speaking of those characters, we forgot to talk about how the boys is apparently just got it getting woke. I don't know what that means, though, because I haven't, yeah,

I haven't seen the shows or I don't know which, What commentary I can give on it? But yeah, I mean, I didn't play Eldon Ring, but we talked about it. You feel me? I mean, I've never, have you seen the- Have you seen the new-this-season? Okay, good. What the hell is Eldon Ring?

Huh? It's Eldon Ring. You forget. Wait, hold on. What is that? You guys hear that? What? What, my ass?

No, no, no. You guys don't hear that? Do you not hear this? Do you what? It's mail time. We're going to open your mail. Grab the mail. Grab the mail.

What the fuck is happening? It's mail time. You stupid? Mail right here. All right, cool. Is it your passport? You show all the information to the camera.

We don't have the mail time set up yet. And we probably won't for months. That's scary. Our fans, our fans mailing me scares the fuck out of me. If I mean, very honest. It's just going to be fentanyl and, if they mail us fentanyl,

would you try a little bit of it? No, I would report it to the government Like an upstanding citizen I haven't even done shrooms So no, I'm not trying to fitzall I'll defend I'll defend What is the hardest drug you've done? Molly

I guess It's not really that hard It's just Mali's like weaker ecstasy Well it's just no it's it is ecstasy MDMA It's just not clean cut ecstasy Pretty much of it

I don't know anything about MdMA Not into sports We should get into some other More of these questions First time patron I need that mallet. I need that Elon Musk mallet. Oh, yeah.

Wait, what was that thing that made of bed? You're like, knock your brains and tug on your head. Was he beating monkeys? I think he was beating the chimps. Yeah, the neuroling chips. The ones that aren't smart,

he would hit him in the back and a head and every flesh part of their mouth. Every flesh part of their skull would come out their face. Do you remember what the, the Assassin's Creed Unity would like that fucking. Oh,

to where you couldn't see it. But they had no fucking scan it. It was just their eyes. It was just their eyes and their teeth. He just, it's just, them so hard. Imagine hitting somebody in the face so hard that their face flies off them. Dude, I look, that was probably one of the best moments in gaming for me.

Just see. And then that fast bender movie came out. And people replaced Fast Bender's face with that. That's right. I forgot about that. That movie came out. Oh, me too, until right now. I didn't see it. I didn't see it. Even though apparently the stunts were really good. I wanted to see it, but no one wanted to go with me. nobody wanted to go I feel bad man It just has like Ubisoft has such a bad rap

That like I feel like even Even the way that people are treating Shadows They're kind of like Yeah The Assassin's Creed And I'm like I just want to support it

I just want to support it now I just want to support shadows I want to support Assassins bleed bladdos Blatheathin bleed Blahbles I want to support it I want to support Yoske And I want to support

Um The Feudor Japan That's all I want to support Japan Yeah You don't know I want a katana though I think of the

Assassin's Creed games that have been released lately I feel like this one has the It's most It's the most appealing one to me But I'm still like I don't know I'm probably gonna wait to see what people There's so many games

I totally understand Anyway yeah Next question That's all Next question We'll talk about later Jacko's Jacko's ODBT route

And he says hi there you three After dabbling with the Phantom Menace game on PS1 That got added to on PS5 A good bit ago It brought me back to a time where movie tie-on games were just expected. Now it's non-existent. So I ask you, I ask you lot if it would be refreshing to see these types of things make a comeback.

Yeah, for sure. Not really. Movie tie-ins? Yeah, for sure. What would you do? There's only a handful of good ones. I'd be like, I'd want... The whale?

That's an amazing game. No, actually, for real. Yeah, now that I said that out loud, I really want the whale for PS2. For PS2. For PS2. For PS5. On PS5, you want the whale. Dude, that would be the best looking game because there's like what it was.

It's just in the house. It's a fat bastard. That's it. That movie is so good, but so sad. It's a good movie, but like I, that it's a movie. I'm sorry. The movie at the very end makes the entire movie. I know exactly what he's talking about.

I know what you mean, but like, it wraps it up and I was like that movie was hilarious. It's a good movie. It's a good movie and it's very sad until that moment where it ends Spoilers for the whale And it's lore The daughter and the son Crack a joke at each other and then she walks out

He dies Well that's not what it is He gets he's she's reading the note that like means so much to him And it's like giving him the power to like get up Yeah, get your ass up That alone is very funny But he's getting up and he's meandering Towards the door and it's he's walking towards the light

And then he just looks up and he goes and then the movie ends. Yeah, you're like nuts and he like ascends. And then you know because he's dead and he's like he, like when you think about like the world of that movie, like he just stood up, came, died and absolutely shattered though. And think about the aftermath of his daughter. Think about like witnessing that. Oh, then he collapsed hard on the floor.

Fucking fell through the floor. it's like someone pulls him down through the floor it's it's it's it's it's as if 14 cars were chained to him and accelerated into the ground it was like he falls he falls in

one frame and then shit and then that weighs him down even more and then he crumbles through the ground he shits so hard that the ground starts to crack and give and then he falls through the floor he has such dense shit that it Do we get like a, can we turn this into like a Dante's Inferno?

Like, like in the damn of the Hades. It's Dantes Inferno. It's Dante's Inferno, but you play as Brendan Fraser's character from the whale. And it's like a god of war situation because he then has to battle gluttony and he becomes gluttony. Oh, totally. Don't, don't. Who's bigger? Because there are those gluttoned fat motherfuckers that throw up, they vomit and shit on you.

It's him, but like, whenever I'm playing Eldon Ring and I run into those godskin, Godskin nobles. I like to pretend it's Brendan Freeman from the whale. I like to think it's him asking his daughter to forgive him. Oh, it's great. That's great. And he actually said. What's another movie that would make a good, uh, I feel like we could go on with this for a while. Evil Dead game actually probably pretty good.

Well, that already exists. Huh? There's already an Evil Dead game. That came out recently, actually, like, in the last, like, year. Oh. Yeah, but like, Evil Dead Rise is that. It's pretty good. I mean, like, there's no, like, I mean, come on.

It's a niche horror movie in the first place. I'd beat the fuck out of a deadite, as long as there's have any weapons. A long as there's not have any weapons. Verified, I'd beat the fucking, I'd pull a deadite spine out of the day. Should lose list? Probably. That would be. An open world RPG?

That would be pretty crazy. That would, there would be too much. It would be, I mean, I would draw the wrong crowd, but I'd love it. Also, they wouldn't let it happen. It's true, though, probably they wouldn't let it happen. I quit the show. I quit the show. I can't be around this energy.

No, the It would draw the wrong eyes Too much I just want echoing fucking Yeah I do like the idea Like where he would It would like

It would be like a collectathon But you'd be like saving I should stop Maybe a collectathon of Of their shoes and socks All right All right Oh my God

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. It's going to be like The Last of Us Part 2 where you get to play two

Opposite, you know, ends. Stop. So you get to be like, you get to be, who's the British guy? No, sorry, the Irish guy in it, again, Liam Neeson. You're going to be Liam Neeson. You can also be, I don't know,

Mangul is there maybe or something. Yeah, yeah. You play all the village in the very end you play as one of the, you know. One of the Jews. Revenue for a dream. You do stealth missions for the Jews. It's like Dobby,

but you're one of the Jews. saving other Jewish Yeah, dude We gotta stop That's a tough That's actually kind of sick actually There's a lot of good I feel like there's a lot of good movies

That can be turning into inappropriate You're pretty much You're pretty much like it's like a Shadow of Mordor But you're like a Jewish person That's just escape me to camp That would be sick And when you're about to get killed by one Nazi

Another Nazi coming That's fucking sick All the Nazi lock Like an enemis system Oh my God That would be crazy I'm honestly kind of astounded how few games

there's so many games where you kill Nazis but like none where you play as the Nazis the Nazis are the heroes there's actually plenty of games where he plays the Nazis actually like a lot

No none of the Nazis the good guy at the end They're actually heroes Like you finish the game and Nazis like And sand it ended We conquered the whole world We did

And we got rid of all of the Jules, Gets, Blacks versions Just ends with like Hitler just putting his feet up On his desk And the game fucking Life is good

Laugh is good for us Natchez Can you imagine He sounds like Arthur Morgan? Yeah, we did it Well, God damn Damn, damn It's almost like

It's almost like We did it Oh, no No Oh, damn it No Damn Damn

Damn That was Chris's fault Right? What did you say? I just meant a Southern accent Why are you lying? I did. That is my default southern accents, truly.

Uh-huh, sure. I mean, that was sure. I guess I could have went like, well, we did it again, ladies. That's true. We didn't goddamn news, I guess. It wouldn't have been as funny. Exactly. That's true.

But if you didn't do that slack jaw shit, it wouldn't have gone there. But immediately, my brain was like, ooh. Ooh. I know this game. He's giggle maxing again. Oh, he's giggle maxing. Giggle maxing. He's giggerbacks

Oh my god I feel there's got to be at least one more There's got there's like I feel like there's something I feel like the whale was a good one But there's got to be another one Squeezed all that juice out man No man I feel like It'll come to me, it'll come to me

What's another movie that was good enough to have a fucking game I mean there's probably so many things But you know A video game for fucking I think a Rickman for a dream platformer would go sick That would be fucking terrible A bunch of drug addicts. A bunch of drug addicts

Like woozy vision Trying to jump from platform The platform And they don't know where the fuck they're gonna be And then they wake up And they were just having a trip And he shat and a piss all over themselves You guys remember that movie where

What is it? Gary Oldman played a little person Do you know that movie? Yes! Yes! That shit's crazy that he did that! He's on his knees the whole time, actually? Yeah!

It is so funny. It came out like the 80s or something. It was like the 80s. It was called like Little hilarious. It's called something fucked up like that Yeah, yeah, like the short little Goblin Idiots Dude, I can't remember

The trailer is outrageous For this movie Like sincerely What is another movie that came out recently I have a good Um, movie that came out recently The movie's called

Oh yeah, that's it It's even worse than I remember Kixit, I want you to guess What this movie's called I want you to guess what this movie's called please I don't know Small niggas at play No that's the album

This is In the movies It was called tiptoes Little short-ass nigg on his tiptoes man And it's It came out Dude It came on 2019

Guess when he came out Guess what he can't Guess what he can't Guess 2002? I mean yeah 2003 That's pretty close I swear I thought it was much older

I thought that was like From the 70s Yeah I thought like to say like He's on his tiptoes The only Digglidge is in there too Digglidge is in there

but he's a secondary He's a secondary role Look at this fucking image That is so insane Batman Batman Batman We need a

Commissioner what are you doing That is fucking crazy Commissioner one Look at this Unbelievably not okay Look at Gary Oldman Commissioner why are you on your knees Are you trying to suck me off commissioner

What are you doing? Commissioner what are you doing Matt man I'm a bitch it now The idea of someone that's small with long arm They're a regular person Batman Yeah like he's trying You can tell in the image

He's trying to shrink his arms But it's like You can't run some of the rangatang Oh my god Scarecrow turned you into a midget We gotta do some of us Scarcrow has the capability He made you so scary

He became a little person That scarecrow has that ability In the first point It's crazy Yeah he has a You know in the comics He gets a yellow lantern ring And they immediately get him

And they were like You cannot have this That is like That's fear maxing. That is fear maxing. You remember in Blackest Night, they got him. They were there with the hurry up. And they were like, no.

Like, this guy's going to destroy the universe. Nope. You're going to bug. He's going to destroy the way of the universe. The niggins and Gotham get scared from the wind blowing too hard, bro. He will be a king in a few hours, bro. That's great. I was actually thinking about reading all that, the whole thing from the beginning.

I have the how many buses if you want them. I have all of them. A lot of money spent on that shit, but it was fucking worth it. Hell yeah. Favorite. Favorite DC characters definitely are like, Groni Lantern. So I was like, here's a, not the nigger, the cool one. Here's a crazy, here's a crazy, a crazy question.

He's not the coolest one. I, I, whatever, fine. Wow. Go ahead, go ahead. You got to be joking with this name. Gay Peter Gabriel be like, she blinded me with girl cock. Peter Gabriel. How funny?

That's so weird. How funny? There's some weird synchronizations that happen on the show someday. Because I don't even think we brought up Genesis ever probably. No. Like a single time. Why would we? Yeah, I don't know.

I like Genesis, but like that's wild She blinded me with Girl Cockburn Pretty cool Dear Carl Sagan Carl Weathers and Carl Weezer I'm waiting Jerry Who's who?

Remember who's like Yeah I don't know I'll be Carl Weathers I'll go fuck I guess I'm Carl Sagan As my guy Guess I'm Weaser The fucking

The fucking giant of us The fucking frailest one What would Do you think people would take to him as well if he was giant and black. Carl Weezer? Yeah. And Jimmy Neutron. Like if he was actually like a character that looked like you.

He would still be a nerd but he would have a better chance. He wouldn't be the way he is if he was black. I'd be like so much of him is because he's not black. Like not because he's white because he's not black. He couldn't be that way. So he couldn't be like just a giant urkel? Urquels don't really exist.

I'm like what a real word Urquil. Urcles don't exist. You know like or like or you like My brother was close. My brother was close. I met. I've met somebody pretty damn close.

Like a long time ago in Catholic school. I've never met a real Urquil in my life. I was the Urkel of my like general area. My brother was the closest. Because he was a huge nerd. He had massive nerd, really smart. He didn't sound like a fucking idiot though. He was Urkel maxing.

He was like, he was a, Urkel wasn't like a nerd. Urkel was like. Well, he was a, well, no, he was a nerd, not a geek. You're a geek. Apparently the difference. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm more of a geek than a nerd. Geek is like, nerds, but I'm more of a geek than a nerd. Nerds, those science fucks. They're like, you know, like, I made a real pussy out of sand. Out of sand. Yeah, nerd is like, um, they, they. He's piping it still, though.

He doesn't give him a fuck. His cock is covered in glass. It's coated in glass. It's coated in glass. He's fucking, that's a superheated coffee that melts the sand in the glass. nerd is like Big Bang Theory is nerd And then like geek is like the indie Like geek is like the the stranger things kids

You know what I mean? Yeah Yeah 1,000% Yeah there's like a kid one of those kids easily Imagine flexing Imagine imagine me like I could kill your fucking newborn baby in a minute I'd fucking slaughter your baby bitch I did that I could beat up your newborn baby in less than 15 minutes probably

I actually I did that on Twitter I post a picture of me flexing at the gym and then I'm like, I don't like showing off so I was like, I gotta make this funny. And I just said I can easily beat up any of your any of your children. I was like, I could easily be up. And then there was people actually,

it kind of went a little viral. People were like, why the fuck would you say that? Because I could. Because I could. Am I wrong? Am I lying? I'd beat the fuck out of your newborn son. What?

I'd grab him two hit combo. Easy. Just left hook. Anyway. Hotson. So lamb. Jimmy, we've got to answer these questions. All right.

I have an interesting hypothetical. We'll be the judge of that. Yeah. It's not going ahead of ourselves. I agree with that. It might be bad. As part of a medical experiment, you will be paid $200,000 to be diagnosed with penis slap syndrome.

You have no idea what this disorder entails, but only that it is incurable. Do you take the money? No. Penis slap syndrome. No. What is it? I have like really audible cock slaps.

$200,000 isn't necessarily enough for me. It's not money to scoff at. That's not money to scoff at, but like to accept the ailments of an unknown disease that has anything to do with my penis. It's kind of a lot. Well, here's my thing. Since he didn't clarify what it is, we get to invent it? Yeah. All right.

And make it not that bad. Let's see. Yeah, let's see. Well, what would it, what would it entail? What would penis slaps syndrome in the tail? Every time your penis slaps against your thigh, it's actually extremely painful. Yeah. It like, if it so much just touches your thigh.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Like, you know, like if you're running, it'll knock you off kilter, you'll fly to the... So we had the opportunity to not make it that severe. And you're like, hey, let me... Well, it's got to be severe for the hypothetical. I want it to be crazy. I would put a fucking, I'd get like a me-sized tacitie ring.

So my doesn't slap against my leg. Yeah, you'd almost have to wear like a, like a completely stationary. It would have to be, You'd have to zip tie it to your nuts, probably. The idea of zip high in your dick to your nuts. And then putting a dome over it. And then sealing the dome.

And then you got to put the dome over it. That's not worth $200,000? What the fuck? That's what I'm saying. See, that's why I'm like, no, fuck y'all. Like, let me think, let me think. Like, okay, okay, it was it penis slap? Petus slap syndrome.

So it's like Tourette's. You have this tick where you have to pull. your cock out and slap it like like you have a neurological disorder so the thing is you might have the risk being in public pulling your penis on and slapping that to me sounds worse as soon as I feel it coming out I'd lay down on my I'd lay down my fucking stomach I gotta go to my great nephew's piano recital don't shut you're not going laugh that's what you see this is when you adopt kilts you were by you have to wear boxing gloves so you can't do it No, but then you just punch your dick.

You know, instead? You have to take it out. You have to take it out. And while the urge, if you take it out, it's upside. And if you can't do it, you start panicking. It's more about exposing your penis. You know, you know, you've seen Ray, of Jay Charles, or Ray, gay Charles?

With Jamie Fox. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where he gets, like, oh, he gets sick and he goes and he throws up. That's you if you can't take your penis out. You start doing that thing. You know that, you know, you know, You know those videos of dogs mourning their dead owners where they're like they're... Oh, yeah, they're by the...

Yeah. They're seizing up and scared. But you're doing that with boxing gloves. Because... Let me slap my dick, please. And you're at your nephew's recital. Yeah, you're holding you down. People are holding you down.

And you're out wrestling like eight people are big. And your sister's like, why do I keep bringing you? Damn it, Uncle Chris. Why do you... You keep ruining the function. Please stop coming. Chris, please put you dick. I can't, I can't.

It's like asking me to stop saying the N-word if I had Tourette's. I can't. I'm just saying it. He just starts saying it too. $200,000 is like, that's a lot of money, but like after taxes, you know, it gets cut down. There's no taxes, Chris. There's always taxes. No, if you're just going to get money, there's no taxes.

I don't believe that. I don't believe that. If the government's not aware of that, somebody's handing you that money, If there's no paper trail for the money you can keep What other government funding on anything Literally, I just don't believe that's what my family That's what people I know do Well, we're just gonna say it's 200 after tax

Okay, 200 after tax That's a lot still but I don't know man For a lifelong ailment like that To be centered around my cock Whatever in the middle of fucking? You pull out of her You gotta like bam But after that your dick hurts

And you're like, I can't keep going anymore I'll be doing any more sweetie Sweetums I'm sorry P Pats out You snore so hard hard, lean back so hard you fall through your bed. You go straight into

your fucking mattress and you're on the floor like dropping a wet weight in a paper bag. Yeah. You could be a Chad and cut your dick off and then just buy like a 10,000 prosthetic one. Chad. Be like a chat shit. Waste all the money. Waste all the money 10,000. You invest $10,000 and now you still have $290,000

to do what you please. $190,000. And you have oh sorry, I was thinking of the AAS. $190,000. My chrome cock. Now I have my metallic chrome cock that is prehensile like a monkey's tail I can give you the best fuck of your life and it's like no no don't touch with your robo penis

I'm gonna fuck you I'm gonna fuck some bitch I want to be in the future like fuck you I'm gonna go fuck some prostitute so she dies have fun dead or alive you're coming with me all right we got a good one here putting

putting black face on my light bulbs run in you see good morrow lads This is actually a question my girlfriend keeps asking me before scribbling on her hand and scampering off mysteriously. Which looks better aesthetically? No nipples or no nails. Does your answer change depending on gender? Long days and pleasant nights, fellas. I think nipples are such an intrinsic part of breast.

Without nipples, I don't think I'd like breast as much. It does change with the sex for sure because a woman without nipples is just, it's hilarious. and something's missing. That shit's not I've seen it went out of because they get them suddenly removed and it's fucking weird.

It's strange. I didn't stop jacking off but like Yeah, you kept it's strange. You're like, oh man. Yeah,

you powered through. It's not got to sit on my hand. But does that? I don't know. That really is kind of like a duet situation though, right? Because you would you would, would you would you rather? Here's a question,

a side question to this. Would you trade away the fat of the boob for just the nipple? No, absolutely. No, of that's just, the flat chest. Right. So you would, but you wouldn't do the opposite, would you also? It's kind of like a

they're like hauling oats. Yeah. No, yeah. That's actually a good, uh, yeah, because I don't, I don't even know their full names. It's haul and you're not going to go to a John Oates concert. I didn't even know it was John Oates. I wouldn't even know if that's true. I think it is John. I think it is John. Is it really? That's just a guess. I wonder, it's like a Master Chief as guest. I think that Jimmy Hall and John. I think that can be Jimmy Hall. I think it might be Jimmy Hall. I can be wrong. I can be. I can be They're wrong. And it's actually no Hall's name. Darrell Hall.

Yeah, they sound like bandits. Jimmy Hall and John Oates. Jimmy Hall and John Oats. There's a very like Billy and Billy the kid or whatever. Yeah, like that. Yeah, it sounds like that. It's wild question. John Oates.

Yeah. Daryl. At least it's actually John O'n. I only know that, though, because of the lawsuit that they were having with each other. They're suing each other over their discography or something. Yeah, that sucks. So sad. So stupid.

Put your penis in my hand. You didn't have a second wind or something? You're haul and oath. over. Just live coast on what you got. Like, you're crazy? I'm out of touch. People are crazy. You're probably still making a shitload of money. Yeah, like, even as a joint group,

you're probably like, just let it be. Yeah. Oh, Oh. What about a... I don't know. I would just... I feel like if tits don't have nipples, I don't care about them anymore.

Yeah, it's like instantly. It needs it. I don't want to suck it no more. They got to be together. It's like sucking on the bottom of a foot. You know? Yeah. Like at the same time, the nipple as it is, it's kind of like a, like, but in isolation, the nipple is a very whatever thing. I know. When I see him on a guy, I'm just like, even a, even a close up of a girl's nipple is very like fucking, okay, who cares? In tandem with the boob it works.

But what happens is if would you, would you, would you suck on a nippleless tit? I guess. Not really. There wouldn't really be anything there. Where am I? Where am I? Where am I? Well, it would be like a neck thing.

You're literally, I have to suck her dick. You're sexually nursing. And so you can't, like, you don't, you can't do that with the lack of nipple. It kind of, it just kind of defeats the purpose. Okay, well, let's move on. The stimulation's there. But let's move on. Well, let's move on to the nails, though.

Yeah. Because that's, that's, that's always visible. You know what I mean? Like, that's everybody. I think, I think, also. I think, again, I would be dangerous. Because I feel like the nails protect your hands so a little degree. I don't know.

What the hell are you talking about? Like, not your hand, your finger, your fingertips. It feels very, very, very. weird without the nail. Because I had had it before. My nail had to grow back. Yeah, but that's in the context of you losing a nail that should have been there. So if it was always like that. If you just didn't Oh my God, that's so gross. Picking your nails

out like that? That's a bloody mess. I have a really visceral, like, apprehension, like apprehensive reaction to that. Like, I really, I feel, that's like the nails on the chalkboard to me. Yeah. Anything with like nails coming off? Oh, yeah. I just said that to myself recently, where like I hit my fucking, my toenail, my big toenail and like it, like, it, like, bent

in the middle and like fucking do you saw the favorite off do you so go watch the reboot I think came out in like 05 the reboot of Texas chainsaw massacre and um there is this dude is running through the fields like where the sheets are hung up and then motherfucker somehow just Houdini

disappears and cuts his leg off and then so he's dragging him back down into the cellar and then he clings on to it and you see his nails pop off that's the worst part of the movie not his not the people getting cut up or anything like not dudes being hung by what really bothers me is that like cool

whoa thanks bro that doesn't even make sense but yeah but what the movie is that those people are so stupid like so uselessly stupid stupid of course they are like I was like until they made him like Michael Myers like a fucking magical creature I would have shot him then I went for his head I would have chopped his head off

immediately there's a lot of things I would have two chopped his head off and I'd be like now this is not a problem and I would sit I would throw it into better some shit. I'd go over a helicopter and I would throw over a volcano. I like the original just because that bitch just runs and I'm like oh finally somebody just runs away from the problem and not like gets

because they try to do it again. Is it a weaver? No, no. Who's the girl from the fucking famous woman from Michael Myers? What's her name? Oh, Michelle. Oh my God. No, no, don't stop. Don't do that. Jimmy Curtis. Don't do it. Yeah, because it's like, don't confuse back. You start putting names in like it'll like

You do that. You implant, like, fake truths into stories, and then, like, it decombolulates the person as the dog is. My wrongness makes other people not as good as it. It'll start surfacing, and then you'll insert something and block it. You know what? It's almost like, like, like, like, water displacement type deal. We're like, you, you, there's a tub, and it's full of the right name,

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time we're. goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Like a fucking anvil and and all the great thing falls out of it. And it's mostly wrong at that. That was mostly wrong and there's like, I can still kind, I think the right answer is still there, but it's like, it's like at the edges. And it's all spilled all over the world. You can't put the two parts of the right name together. No, it's all split. Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come. That's one the first songs I learned how to play on piano.

Yeah, that's a good one. That's really easy. Barely inconvenience. I would love to be one of those motherfuckers that created something that I, like an iconic jingle. Yeah, yeah. One of the fuck the people. I was like, oh, that one thing of that, the Jason guy. Fuck that guy.

Because it's just I'm like I mean that's kind of awesome though It's not music But it's like an odd To make an iconic sound like that is really dope I was like I can do better What's Freddie Mercury's

Not Freddie Mercury Freddy Kruger Fred Krueger Uh Freddy Krueger's What are you doing? Oh well That would be

Was that Larry Bird One two Freddy Bird That's Larry Bird getting onto the field Yeah So he shows up The basketball field They're just annoyed

They can't even focus They can't even play There comes to Larry Bird Larry the bird Larry the bird On the court They're baseball announcers now This is my only context for announcers in sports

Do you think Chris Larry the bird Chris Chris do you think if you got all of our group of friends Right? Yeah Do you think we'd be able to kill

Jason are Michael Myers. Yeah, I think so, because we wouldn't make mistakes. Well, Michael Myers. First of all, first of all, we wouldn't split up or anything. We would gang, we would gang up on him, I think. Michael Myers is invincible. Yeah, he is technically. Jason Voorhees can be dealt with.

No, no, no. Jason Voorhees is invincible, actually. Well, he just keeps getting stupidly resurrected. So all you got to do is keep him away from electricity. He's fine. Well, no, remember that black, throw water in his face. Do you remember, do you remember the third one? I don't remember three?

The third and the third one, like black ink went in some nigg. And then he became him Swear to God I swear to my life I don't know if that's true I swear like the third one Some black ink that was his darkest I just remember electricity

Resurrection them each time Like I think of the second movie He was under the lake And then like one of those cables That like power cables Like shit And he was like oh He gets struck by lighting

And like the sixth one I think Imagine you just intercept the lightning He And then you get power This motherfucker had an unguarded fucking uh coffin Like nobody

thought to like it's so somebody takes it up and then they stab him because like fuck you jason and then lightning strikes and he resurrects and i'm like are you fucking i why would that just be casually there he would have been shot in the space literally they would have shot him in the space yeah he would have been shot in like the sun or something but the thing about they're not looking that guy come back they it is kind of weird that at that point in time for whatever reason we just gave our monsters like government names yeah yeah like it's just like this is the monster jason jason for it's it's the nature of they're supposed to be people

It definitely makes it It always made it Sillyer to me Because it's just like Oh there's You know, scary my uncle His name is Donovan Like the fuck

It's terrifying It's just the idea of somebody Giving like a like a Almost like a like a horror movie speech About like this this Evil entity And then it's just like gym Yeah

We should do a jambo about a horror movie Or it's a snark tank horror movie No yeah That would be fun That would be a lot of fun That would be a good idea That'd be very fun we got to decide who dies first out of us though

I died for some we got to decide the villain like Jim it'll be a Jim Drew it'll be what his name it'll be um bald bald guy cap on his head he'd gain like a bunch of murderous intent and he come after us wait who who are you talking no any of the guy the guy that's beanie guy

Tim Poole yeah Tim Poole because confused with each other is so fascinating what's right the next question Tim pool dude I love that Timple's serial murder Last question, and then we'll book it. Halo T-bag wrote it, and he says,

sup three blind mice, longtime listener, first-time commenter. Welcome aboard. Hell yeah. My question is, there's a lot of really bad faith media criticism going around these days, and I'm curious to know

what is the worst piece of criticism you've ever heard for something that you like. Oh, shit, I got some. I feel like you have stuff immediately. I got some tech, yeah. I probably provided you with some of it. I got some bad tech for sure. So,

recently in the Star Wars the movie show Ackleit, right? It takes place a few hundred years before Get out of my feet. Get out of here. I'm sorry. It's fun to do live.

It's pretty cool. So what happens is there was fucking twat. There was a moment where they, don't fucking, don't,

don't, don't disrespect them. Twat. Thank you. Twat. Twat. Twigger. Twigger.

Twigger. Twigr. Did you say you twigger? Twigger. Twigger. Twigger. Wigger. Oh, man.

There's so much moldability there. Dude, you're fucking nigmaxing, dude. You're eager maxing. Yeah, that's more accurate. That's way more accurate. That's way more accurate. That is so monkey de-loofy bananas, man. But yeah, so there was a moment where, so granted, it was two lesbian characters.

So people were already mad about that. Oh, woke. They created, them using the force created two twins, right? Similar way to Anakin was born. And it was created by the force as well. The problem, which is, I think that's dumb in its own means. Of course it is. But he's the prodigal son.

He's Jesus Christ literally of the universe. So that's why it's all magic to begin with. So fucking, you know, motherfuckers can throw people across rooms, but creating life is that crazy to them, which is insane. There's motherfuckers that are literally aliens. Yeah, it's all that. It's, but what people, those people draw their lines at, right? What happened is that there's a character named Darth, um, Darth Plagis.

I know. The person that was the, uh, the wise? Yes. In fact, you know that's crazy. But, um, you play Codotor, dude? No, I just know. I just know that. Oh, Corder.

He's heavily mentioned in Corder. I didn't finish it or no, he's not in there, right? He's mentioned a lot. I didn't finish Codor because it broke on me. That game's a great game, dude. There was like a thing you needed to, like, like, specific armor or like a garb you needed to use to disguise yourself to get in. It was like super early.

And then, like, I died in the, um, in the snake mission. and then when I respond it just wasn't there. So like I was just like, oh. That's right. So I remember you saying that. I was really disappointed too because, dude, it's crazy too because like that's a game that I have no nostalgia for at all. I don't even like Star Wars really. Didn't play it as a kid.

And I was liking it even though it was like super jank. But then it was like. Yeah. It broke. And at that point I was like, that's fucking hilarious. Maybe at some point later I'll play it again. But yeah. So let me continue.

The Dark Plague is the wise finds a way to be able to manipulate the force using, uh, keeping people alive in perpetuity. He finds a ritual to do it and combines it with science. So my assumption is that the ritual that he used was the ritual that they used to create life in the force. Yeah. He probably just modified it scientifically. But everybody got so fucking mad. And I was it like, why don't you just kind of fill in context clues and figure out this might have to do with other things?

Anakin got made by the force. Like Anakin special is like, yes. but he's still the chosen one but this might have been a similar means of creating life as well like it's not it one doesn't nullify the other exactly so I'm assuming the people that are complaining

they just have no knowledge of any of that way you just said they don't know the real story of Star Wars yeah and that's it there's so many often moments where shit in Star Wars is like fucking wildly fantastical out of out of the point where it doesn't make any sense and you're supposed to be like all right cool this world is

bigger than the characters that exist that we've seen the movies. And that's another problem as well. People don't understand the world is much bigger than like the Skywalker's. They're very important. Don't get me wrong. They're like the force attuned people, but it's a galaxy of people. Yeah, I don't, I personally don't give a shit about the Skywalker lineage. I'm done with them. Yeah. I will say, Luke B. Vader. I'm done now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I will say though. It's still caring about Larry, Larry Bird. Like what he's, it's over. It's over. We're done with the 80s. He laid an eye on the court, and then he got court-martialed. There's so, there's so many other characters.

Court martial. You got a court martial for laying an egg. You're not supposed to lay eggs. That's the sexual harassment, right? You're not supposed to lay eggs on the fucking, the basketball field. He sat down. That's the number. He bent forward when a cast is like, what is Larry doing?

Literally. He bent over. I just quick a shot an egg. Well, it seems like Larry Bird is giving birth. This is a code seven violation. Is that giving birth? A laying egg? No, right?

It's not not. It's not. It's a problem. It not is. It's something like that. It's definitely sexual in nature, but like, you know, it's not done, right? I'm not done being a thing. I mean, you have to like come on the egg.

I don't understand. I think they bust on the egg. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You like come on the, and then it seeps into the egg. Like, that's going to be my son in a few months. So, like, if we busted on eggs. Imagine not. Let's not.

Imagine having that little of an understanding about, like, what an egg is. Like, it's like, women are just full of, like, finished eggs, right? Like shells? Mm-hmm. And then you just have to like. So I cut it open. I bust on eggs, right? And just babies.

It's crazy. Murder by my... Is that what... Is that what Jack the Ripper was trying to do? You think he was like, look, if the spurt... I think from my understanding... Because they say that they think he's like a physician or something. They thought he was like a really smart guy.

He was a doctor or something. He was just like, hmm, like, can I speed the process up by just coming directly on the... Imagine he was accidentally killing women? Yeah. He was like, he was like, they came to him for surgery, but like it was just so, like, rudimentary technology that he was like, he was just killing him. He just had a pair of scissors and every time he sees him, he gets scared. He's like,

Just slats them up Disimbalances them and then cuts them to people Oh, why does this keep happening? My favorite head canon about that entire scenario I think I might have said this on the show before But I love it is the idea that like Nobody ever knew who Jack the Ripper was That's like a big thing about him

It's like it's one of the biggest unsolved crimes in the world Right And so they named him Jack the Ripper But like my It's really funny for me to imagine that his name really was Jack Jack Ripper That freaked him the fuck out That they just named him that

Oh shit He's like, oh my God, I got to stop. He stopped. And that's why he stopped. He's like, what the fuck? My name is Jack Ripper actually. Yeah, his name is. My name is literally Jack Ripper.

Jackalus, the Ripper. And everybody's like, it's you in it. I swear to God. Yes, but no. No, it's not. Yes, but not the right way. They're stupid as fuck to the point. You'd probably convince them.

Like, no, it wasn't me. I know we have the same name. It's you in it. Cuis. Bend him over, bloke. It gives him a good toughslin'et. And they bang him until he falls to sleep. I don't know, man.

And we just lost that lore like that they found them. They fucked them to death. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for $369 a month for 39 months with $4,00099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM 5722 for lease details. Requires dealer contribution and lease through Stalantis Financial.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20,000. billion recovered it's actually I think somewhere north probably closer to 22 23 after this year and each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on awesome so how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan what would I do if I got into an accident probably the easiest way is dialing pound law that's pound 529 from your cell phone we are always open our call center is always waiting to take your call 24 7 365 wow Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan in America's Large Injury Law,

from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. And then they just and that just got lost in lore now we think we never knew who he was. They fucking broke his spine. No, mate, we knew exactly who he was.

His name was Jack DeBipper. His name was Jack Ripper. His name was Jack Ripper. We fucked him until he was bloody. And then we left him in the middle of a fucking field somewhere. We fucking sword it out. And you fucking Yanks thought we never figured it out.

Yeah, we fucked him until he looked a little bit like pillow sheet. What's the big deal? That's so barbaric Formless without form Bones broken Turned a dust to the ashes Big deal

Look Who cares Not too savage in it Not nothing too wrong with it You've never fuck somebody Till their bones disintegrated You never fuck the Australian You never

You never fuck the town dog Until it turned into a person You've never fucked the town gorgin Is that what you said? Not a town dog I Have you heard gorgian? I heard Gordon like, imagine there's a town, imagine there's a town Gorgon.

Jesus Christ It turns human. Oh my God, it is so much. We didn't mention this. Uh-huh. Did you fucking see that Gordon Ramsey got into like that motorcycle accident? Yeah, he looked like he got infected by the darkness as he has some, a bunch of black parts of him.

It wasn't a motorcycle. It was a bike. He's a bike. He's a bike. He's a bicyclist. Man. It wasn't such a shape at his age. And he was just like, see, the problem was he was cooking a lobster dinner.

What? Lobster bitch Fantastic Char He was Motherfucker was on the freeway He's trying to

Has a pot of lobsters He has a pot A mini Go Oven on a go It's fucking He got a generator On a back

His bike He's fucking He's got to get That nice Brown sear He's weaving He's like He's causing

So many accidents What the fuck are you doing Look Brandtanchet In the fucking While he's doing And he gets hit It's a point that it got so bad that there were cars to literally merge.

That's how bad the accident's to learn. A car was a freaking multiplication symbol. He's like, what the fuck? He's got so much death and finally a hero cop like did a pit maneuver to take him out. He's like he got to. And the cop dies and he knows I got to stop. He died. He sacrificed himself.

Pit maneuvering a bicycle. He's crazy. It's so unnecessary. And then the drug. driver die. And then Gordon Radgey just gets a little bruised side. He gets it. He gets it.

He killed. My bisk. Oh, look at the same. The gos he picks it up. The fucking pot lands. The oven's perfectly fine. He has a scar. He's like,

My bisk is ruined. He's talking. He's talking like he's doing the narration for his episode. I don't know what I'd do here. The bisk. Everyone's so fucking stupid. It's ruined. Oh my.

God. I don't know if it would be possible. To salvage, to salvage this is completely unsalvageable. He goes over to the cop's body. I'm losing my balance on the motor on the bike as well. He's making risotto. He's fucking right.

He's making it. He's two-handed. Not even on the fucking. No, no, no. He's holding a one hand with the bike and the risotto's on his shoulder. He's like, he puts the fucking fucking, he's trying to stir in a fucking pot.

It's insanity. I'm doing my best, but my best might not just be enough. And then the pitmanoo, oh, I've fallen. I've fallen. I've fallen. The person that has been in such bad shape. His hand is inside his skull,

and his fingers come out of his eyeball sockets. Did you see? He's in the car, but he's like, he's petrified. He's unmetrified. Like, like, Like a magical spell. He's just like perma-British.

Like just like, he's a rock. He took so much damage that he seized. And he's stuck this way. Like if you see his body, like you know like an exhumed mummy. If you see his body, you know he's British.

Even like hundreds of years later. He just so, he just so, uh, that shit's crazy though. His case, they undo is they do the thing for he hit his voice. Oy.

Oh. Oh. He replicated this. Martin Ramsey's in time. The entire body is just like tenderized, dude. He looks hurt, dude. But he gets up like, you know, like a... Actually, he felt bad for him.

Like, it was that video where he's like, he's like, his hands shaking. Oh, yeah. He was fucked off. He got fucked up. Dude, his whole... He looked like somebody painted him. Like, he's just painted him. I'll never season anything again.

You fucking cunt. You ruined everything. That's crazy. I hope they bring it up in a, because me and Jojo watch Hell's Kitchen. Do they still make new seasons? Yeah. Yeah. It's their last to 22 or something.

He's an entertaining guy. Yeah, he's awesome. And there's this. Literally loves that show. fucking on the while. I really do like the reality shows that I've seen

I really do like the cooking ones like where it's there's something about it also I think I feel like like I pick up some stuff I'm actually learning I've learned how to make risotto yeah

watching that fucking show well for sure it teaches you stuff but like also fuck it you know all right okay great

yeah so there's a Star Wars stuff for you then oh yeah and you know this is actually a perfect oh yeah

it's a perfect time to bring up the boys because that's what the criticism those people criticizing that they're in the same

vein as the same thing that you were talking about is I guess the people that are watching the seasons prior just didn't really understand what the boys was about. Because the people that are watching are psychopaths and they get vindicated by homelander's

insane monstrous behavior. It's the same thing. Worshack? It's the same thing that happened to Worshack. The people that Yeah. I know. I know. When that should happen. Yeah. I was like

like people that like the Punisher. Yeah. It's like what are you guys? Dude, are cops wear Punisher fucking gear? And I'm like, oh my God. The Punisher literally kills cooking cops.

Like, actually. He's a fucking, he's a psychopath. He would have killed Chauvin's like actually he probably would have murdered him. He is so casually fine with killing people that thinks that need be killing. And that's not a good thing. He thinks that need be killing.

That's right. But the wrong. way, but it's right. I just like that. It's insane. It's like, and then like, okay, obviously Homelanders insane. Obviously, Homelanders. People are like Roorshack. In a show, even in a show, the people that fucking decided to follow Roorshack and it's like, do you guys not know Roorshack? No, they, I just, I would have hated

y'all. It really just, dude, media criticism is rough because like I, I feel like there's a lot of people with a lot of influence and a lot of reach who don't really understand how to do the job that they've fallen into. And what I mean by that is like, there's a lot of people who are media critics who aren't actually trained media critics, they just kind of have a lot of attention. Yeah, it's like, yeah, they blew up.

Like people that talk about political, um, back, like people that do fucking political stuff and they don't really know what politics are. They just blew up. They don't know exactly what they're talking about. And the thing is that those things need to be handled. I would be in that category too, by the way. Like, I have no business really, really covering politics. And that's why I don't.

To the step away from it. Well, I just wasn't also. I was joking. Like I treated it specifically like a comedy like a joke thing. Right, right. I was never like, oh, here I am. I'm a voice free. However, you have the capacity to learn if you wanted to.

I could, I guess, but I hate it. I think that's the difference though. Yeah. The difference between a lot of these people that are making these criticisms, I think they're jaded. I don't want to say I know, but I have, I think that they're very stupid.

I think what happens. A lot of them haven't taken a moment to take a step back and look at the I don't think they have the capacity to do it. I think it's so easy to do it. We're not brilliant people It's fucking obvious I'm watching the boy season one I just started over

From the very beginning From the very beginning You immediately realize How much of a piece of shit homelander is But he makes a comment about A train And how translucent is More valuable than all of A train's people And you're like

That's fucking like episode two or something That's objective racism That is incredibly racist thing to say I'm like you identify with this guy And maybe they do But I'm just saying like There's a lot of people And then the whole, like, say, that, you know, the taking on religion and cult-like mentality and being at that, there's a lot of stuff that they've clearly that if you were, say, anywhere sin or right, you would probably have a problem with this show. But they did it.

Because the media literacy is like a problem. Yeah. Right. 100%. And that's, yeah, because there was an episode last season where they're like, it's literally that meme where he's going around and where Homeland is looking around. It's like, oh, they liked it? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, that's literally, you couldn't get more transparent than that. 1,000%. But, yeah, I don't know.

I noticed it a lot. Like, even outside of the realm of politics, it's like people don't really, when you're looking at something seriously, you have to kind of not necessarily remove yourself from it, but there is a layer of consideration that needs to be taken into it. Like, my answer is like, it's not anything as serious or as crazy as you guys, but it's specifically, I guess, revolving around, uh, criticism. of certain games and like what like what certain games are supposed to do versus what people expect them to do or what people like want them to do yeah they don't do or like they're

placing like why can't oh there's it's it's it's almost like that uh was that that that IGN thing where it was like uh this game was like seven out of ten too much water or something oh yeah yeah yeah was like a joke or whatever yeah yeah yeah it's like i know what you're saying but it's like it's like a bad it's a bad criticism but i think i think about destiny a lot in that regard because there are people like, oh, I still have people in like, like, whenever I stream it, there's like, Destiny, why are you still playing Destiny? Destiny has no story. And I'm like, that's crazy. Because like, the same people will be like, oh, I love Dark Souls or Demon Souls. Yeah. The story's, the story's there. It's a bit, you have to dig for it. But that doesn't mean it's not there's not there. It's not. It's not. Yeah. It's like, dude, come on. It's been like, like, that has been very better at that, though. Like, it's gotten very better at that. Like, it's gotten very better at showing it's a story up front now. Right. But the point is that is all. People saying there's not a story. Right. Yeah. It's like, dude, come on. It's been like, like, that hasn't been true for like, like, like, like, maybe like, seven years at this point like relax and it's like I don't know for me for me it's not

it's not honest I guess very reactionary too they think they've had their impression of something and then it just it's just stuck that way my idea is that a lot of people are getting really on the start that the woke train the DEI it's the I now yeah it's a new thing yeah and it really confuses me it's like

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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why would there not be different colored humans in the world? That kind of makes me angry. Those people, the people that, they don't believe that. They don't believe that there's other people. No, no,

no, they don't believe. Black people aren't real. They're white people that are just sick. That is way fucking funny. That's definitely. They're just sick. Yeah,

that's actually, yeah. Well, what do you mean? Sir, I'm black. I don't believe you. No, what are you talking about? Well, no. I didn't know his eyes. He realized it.

You're blot. Ah! Screamed. No, dude. I'm just saying that the people that say shit like that, that, like, they called the mayor of Baltimore or DEI mayor. Yeah, that's so crazy. Like a black fucking city.

Like, it's one of those things that like, okay, I know you don't believe this. You can't, because that information is so wrong. You've just been taught it. Somebody relayed this to you. You can't possibly think that's a DEI. thing because you don't know anything about Baltimore. You don't know anything about that mayor. Somebody just said,

DEI, DEI, and now that there's a black mayor, they think the world is Twitter. Yeah, they think they think that he got that position because like people like voted on a poll or something. It's not how that works. It's like the D like it doesn't like a character being a color doesn't mean like not like I

understand that there was a lot of time where they did a lot of interjecting characters that were coloring things. No, but it was fine though. No, no. And it didn't have a good time. creating the characters, you know? Okay. So oftentimes the characters of color of the different sexual orientations fall to the wayside based on the construction of them, you know? Yeah. That's happened quite a bit. Sure, sure. The issue now, though, is that now it's like a universal

problem where it's like now we have like, now you can't really, it really sucks that like media companies have figured this out because now there's no, there's no real legit criticism anywhere now. Because now you can, you can fully bet on people overreacting to stuff that you weren't even planning as like a political thing. You know what I mean? Like you will just cast a show normally. And then you can bet that there will be like a bunch of people angry about it.

And that's free marketing. And then people will take advantage of that. They'll be like, oh, look at how woke we are. Or look at how fucking progressive we are. We've got like this amazing cat. And people, we're upsetting. Yeah, yeah. And now it's used this.

And now like that bullshit outrage that's like profit, like profiting the people who profit from it is now acting like a marketing wing for the, for the fucking companies. They did that with Dragon Age, dude. They did that with Ghostbusters. It's dangerous. It's so annoying. It's dangerous now. It's just to the point now where like, you write a story, right?

And you're like, oh, I envision this character being like this. And if you add them like that, he would be like, that's woke. And it's like, no, I, this is the person that fits the character I created. It's noise. This goes back all the way to the Ghostbusters 2016 thing where it's like, the problem with Ghostbusters 2016 wasn't that it was an all female cast at all. That was part of a problem. The problem was that it was a stupid idea and that they were pretending like that was some feet. Like that was like some amazing fucking thing.

Nobody asked for it. Nobody asked for Ghostbusters ever again because those movies are stupid. Ghostbusters is a bad. A lot of people like that. Look, I appreciate. Whomst? I think the first Ghostbusters is a fun movie. I think one and it's very,

the second was terrible. I was fun. It's bad. Whatever. I watched the new one. It was, it's also terrible. It's one of those things where it's like, well, there's the obviously heavily

pumped with nostalgia, but it has the, like you say, the, oh, let's try to make it kind of woke to, you know? Yeah. Like, they, the, out of it's all perform. It's all for, it's all for, it's all for, even even though that shit bombed, but because nobody want to see it, the 2016 one. Yeah. Nobody wants to see it. It bothers me because it's like, what, like, I can't, like, I don't know, like, if I write a story, right?

And I have like a fucking, a white, a white show lead, right? Yeah. And I write a story and like, I really particularly want a black character to be this, this character, right? Yeah. No matter what, I'm like, that's woe. Because in this world, think, think of the, think of the, the fact that there is one. black person in Star Wars universe is stupid

that's crazy it's all in series yeah my count my count argument to that is why there's two now there should be fewer there should be a lesser number than zero I think there's two now right

there's in there two there was Lando uh huh Lando Calarazian and there's Candle Lando there's Fennon there's Fennon and there's Niggie the black Niggie the black

Niggrew you know it's grew the technically Osoketano's hinted that being black that's like a JK Rowling name yeah if JK Rowling

made Star Wars totally Nikki Swift he's just the fastest character by far and it's like why it sucks that like

every it's the people that are so you have the vast majority of people like 90 something of people that are just dumb as fuck and they'll believe anything and there's the people

that are feeding them information that are aware yeah they're still stupid they're stupid but they're aware they know

if they accuse everything of being woke they're gonna get clicks so even when they know something isn't woke like say even when it's an original idea like oh here's this indie game that stars this like African kid or whatever woke and it's like what does that mean like how could that possibly be woke it takes place in Africa

it is it is Africa has white people it's like they're just everything they can think of that is like it doesn't matter like oh Yaske or something any Yaske has been in things before Laske has been in media he was the perfect example It is literally, it is literally the reverse. I've been saying this for years.

I've been saying this for years. I've been being racist, yeah. It is literally the reverse of what had been happening. Yes. Which was like, oh, this show has like a predominantly white cast. And then it's like, oh, that's racist. Yeah. Why is that just not what the show is?

I understand. This is my argument, right? This is my argument. Let artists make the shit that they want to make. That's my argument. If they want to make an all black show, they want to make a whole white show, they want to make a fucking Jewish show. They want to make a fucking diverse show. Let them fucking do it.

is that would be... If it's good, it will stand on its own and then people will like it or hate it and that's where it's I agree with you, Chris, that Carr has to have the ability to be able to create whatever they want, right? Right. But it's so insane to create stories where there's no... I disagree. I disagree. That's the period piece. No, I fundamentally disagree. Because there are places in the country that are like,

if you want to make a story in Maine, there's like literally like maybe like eight black people in Maine. This is what I'm talking about. I agree, right? But if you have a story in Maine and there's like, it's like a 90% black ass. Like, that's a little... I also agree with that, right? If it's like supposed to be accurate. I agree, right? But stories like, let's say Game of Thrones, right?

Right. Game of Thrones in the book, there are plenty of black characters, right? Okay, yeah. But for some reason, in the show, characters that were black, they made white. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. And it's like, what? And it's like, what?

But there's also characters that they took away from Game of Thrones, right? It's not every single character. Well, no, but characters that were black, like two characters that were black people, they made them white. I don't know. Yeah, I just look at the only, the only, like, I would just say, hold on. Is that, would it be a problem the other? I don't know.

I don't know about that. And they did it the other way around. They did do it away around, right? So it's fine, I think. But no, no, no. But it fit the purpose of the story because it helped insinuate something. And then people got mad that they had more black characters in there. Right, right.

Well, that's dumb. To be white. You see the dichotomy. It's the, it's, it's, it's both ends of the spectrum. I agree. I also just kind of feel like whatever, do whatever you want. But you also understand. You're right.

You're right. Your argument's not wrong. Here's the thing, because there's a little devil's advocate, the only reason why that that is, it's a, even though I want to believe that's how what things should be, I don't trust people to just be make whatever you want because of this history and historically like say that libertarian kind of outlook on things like everybody do what you want to do. Things don't end up well. And so in media, things might take a turn. Here's in a way that it's not like the way that you're envisioning. My counter argument to that is like if we cannot live in a, if we cannot live in a structure where we are free to do what we want

with art and we cannot be trusted and if things go south or whatever then that is quite frankly not a species or a culture that deserves to survive anyway well then there's no port there's no purpose we should have been nuked a long time ago yeah humans are not I agree I think absolutely

when you think about like say there's there like do you remember just a little sign tangent Candice Owens was saying oh the problem with Hitler was conquest and not that like just being nationalistic it's an insane thing to say when it's like she said shit like that out loud

bro. And if someone didn't walk up to her and, you know, just pow. Yeah, she's still thriving. Even though she's not with the deal with her, she's still thriving and alive, it's weird. But like, the thing is when the whole world is based off of conquest and I'm like, what do you, like, the whole, the entire, the entire, like, say, like, you don't have a problem with everybody, like, say, why everybody speaks English, Spanish, whatever, all the, like, that's, humans did not do great shit throughout time. And when it comes to even translating through art, I can't imagine. how long it would have taken for a lot of things to have happened to where even normalizing people of color being in media in the first place, if it wasn't kind of forced and there wasn't like a big pushback. I can't imagine. That's what I'm saying.

It's like when I think about like fresh prints. It's like what you think that was forced? You know? No, no, no. When we even have a fresh prince at all if people weren't forced to integrate is what I'm saying? Would black people get? Would black people get? No, no.

No, no, the concept, the conception of it is the same question. The, the idea is that, like, think of how long it took us to just get, even now. Look at the history that we have now and us being imprisoned in things and shown in sort of movies. You know, it's not, and I think this is because you're genuinely not a racist person, why this might fly over your head a little bit. No, I don't know. What do you mean? Because of the fact that it took us so long to integrate period into this, the mainstream world in general.

that if things weren't pushed and nudged along, when would it have happened? But I'm not saying that, what do you think I'm saying exactly? You're saying people should make what they want to make. Right. But if that was always the case, right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals,

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thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Where would we be now? I think if that was always the case, we would have had this a lot sooner probably. I agree. I disagree.

I think there's a dichotomy of that. Say, for example, imagine Satan extrapolating that to giving black people and women rights. If they had that libertarian mentality, people should be able to do what they want to do. Would that have happened without actual forcing pushback and making this happen because of the right thing to do? I'm talking about, like, too much. I'm not talking about like, no, that that translates though. Exactly. Not always. What the fuck are you talking about? How the hell is that what? Art is not

government. What are you talking about? No, no, no, time, time and time. You're putting a strong man right now. What are you talking about? The notion of those things all stem from similar things in the world happening. Why do you think DEI was the thing in the fucking first place? Can I tell you something? I don't think that shit's real. Okay. That's kind of what I'm saying. I agree.

I don't think there is this fucking thing. What are we talking about here? I don't think DEI is real. In the way that people are talking about it? No. I don't care about what people are talking about actual DEI. No, but what is actual DEI do? So, like, you want to say-

People getting forced into things? It's not forced. It's giving them a fucking opportunity because they're historically fucked. Right? because they're not forced into it. What are you talking about? They're not being forced into things. This is what I'm saying.

No, you're, you're, no, listen to me. You cannot make this thing unless you don't do this. No, no, that is not what's happening.

What's happening is the industry and the people in our world that are in that media space have evolved in general and are choosing to do this anyway. There is no brand conspiracy. We're talking to the prank cursory.

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about now. That's what the idea of DEI is. That's what the idea of DEI is. No, it's not. What the fuck are you talking about? We're talking to the precursor of that. What happened is for a long time. I don't know who you're listening to.

That's not what DEI is. D.I was not nefarious. No, no. In the beginning, in a beginning of it. Because what happened is I think you guys are talking about points of time. It's like CRT. It's like there was nothing nefarious about it until somebody gave it a nefarious label. Like I like what do we like I don't know where you're coming from.

Like diversity inclusions. Because no one talks about D. I don't care what people are saying. I'm talking about what it actually is. How people talk about things define what it is. No. Yes. So is that the same thing?

Eventually. So when we talk about fucking Terrence Howard saying one times one is two because he believes in now we should take him seriously. If 70% of people believe that, that would be the truth then. If 70% of people believe, that's how math works. That's how definition. You guys are both literally right, but you guys are arguing different segments of the conversation. He's talking about how cultural feelings and I'm talking about what is real. So what happens is if in and then the conception of.

MDEI, right? Before it became a thing about marketing or bullshit like that, they would literally took people that did not inquiring, not include these things, and they put them into it. And then that notion started the waterfall of allowing people of color being involved in things in general. That was the beginning of the way of happening. At this point now, we're going through more or less, yes, there's a lot of people that are shoehorned things they shouldn't have been in. But without the nature of it happening the first few times, it might have not, we don't know when it would have happened probably. Well, that's my thing. I was saying, what would that, that's the argument he's making? What would art look like now if we had the

libertarian, libertarian position is let people do what they want to do when we're talking about art. And so you have all of these execs and people that don't want to include, like say, say, it wasn't, it wasn't, let's just talk about like, say, a 2004, 2005 Justice League. There was, the idea wasn't to put John Stewart in. Right. They put them in there for, for D.I purposes. They want a diversity. That's what the D stands for diversity. So there's equity and inclusion. But like they just, we want to not make the cast as white. And it's like that wasn't the obviously putting in how Jordan is the move because he's the guy.

He's the main one. No. Put in John Stewart. We need somebody. We want to black this up. Ended up working out. It ended up working out. But that's true though. And it ended up working out extremely well. And it's going to draw a lot of young black fans in like me. It worked out really well, but if we think about if we take the libertarian approach, let people do what they want, that never would have happened. And it may have been through ignorance. It may have been through prejudice, but it might have taken forever. It might have it before too.

We don't know exactly. I think you guys are assuming let people do what they want means that there's just like there's never, it's just like one idea from start to finish and it never changes or adapts. It's not what I'm talking about. It may very well. What I'm talking about is like they're not, let's imagine the right. room for the Justice League. Sure. They were like, all right, let's just make,

uh, just make the Justice League as it is in our heads, right? It'll probably be just like the team of, a team of white people, right? Usually. Yeah. Usually.

I would imagine at that time, especially. Uh, somebody comes in, it's like, we should probably make one of these like different. And then somebody's be like, oh yeah, all right.

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Country life in Maine or whatever, right? Where it's like specifically about this specific family or whatever, right? Oh, yes. That, that, but there's a difference there. But that's kind of... Because there's no... It's not like I needed to be white. It was just like white as a default. And then like there was a suggestion there to be like, oh, does the same thing happen with Seinfeld actually?

Because they needed like... They were like, this show is like really only appealing to like very specific section of the audience is you got to get a woman in here. And they're like, that's actually a good idea. Yeah. We hadn't thought about that. But that's... There's a difference between that and I think like the idea of how it is being talked about where it's like people are forcing the shit at the...

At specifically the detest or at specifically... Specifically the opposing wishes of the people who created it. I agree with you. Like I don't think there's like this staunch idea where it's like we can't have a black person here. I don't think that's real. In the concept of a lot of things beforehand, we would never know if that would have been. So first of all, like, I don't even think that's that extreme because when you think about like the former owner of the Clippers, Donald Sterling, a seethingly racist person, he owns an organization that is 80 some percent black people, you know, in it.

Well, of course. And he's seethingly. The idea of that not being possibly being talking points, like I don't want black people in it is kind of also silly to think of people that are, look, here's the thing. My thing is I don't like the idea of forcing people to do shit. Obviously, I actually, when I was much younger, well over a decade ago, I used to have some libertarian principles where I'm like, I think, but then when I got older, I'm like, that doesn't make sense because people are going to get fucked in their asses. There's going to be countries, there's going to be states where it's just the Wild West. And, and then women are property and shit and black people are not exist you know what I mean? Because literally we live in this country that there's so many stupid and racist people that

want this ideals of you know don't even understand they're stupid or racist. That's the biggest problem where it comes from that too. It's like unfortunately in some instances there are people that are trying to some of those crazy people that are on YouTube are right to a certain extent that there are people trying to overcorrect and

insert bullshit and it kind of making and I feel like it's back of firing. I think it's more of a writing issue than a casting issue or a representation issue, though. I don't think it's a matter of like there are too many black people in the show. I think it's a matter of like there are, there's just conversations that just don't happen. They're just, there's conversations about like, it's, it's so, I've seen it. And it is, it is, I get it. Like, I get why it's irritating and annoying.

I wish you would just that though. Don't happen. No, but you're, you're right. You're right. But you're not. It's transcended. You're not one of those people that would think those things. Yeah.

So what happened is that your brain. is trying to logic it. You're like, but why wouldn't this thing change eventually the things that would fit more? You know, obviously like, oh, eventually you would change it because, you know, obviously diversity would spice things up. It would add different dynamics, right? Right.

But some people genuinely don't think that. They would make it as cookie cutter and removing things as much as possible because they think it's the right thing to do. Like, if you're making a show about rural Maine, obviously that's going to have a black character because pretty much everyone that goes school knows at least one black person.

you know pretty much not everybody not everybody not in Maine but yeah no even in Maine right our friend from Maine he knew one black person let's say there's five main characters and that character would stick out you know and probably him because like oh this person's different from everybody else you know those usually characters in your life you know right right yeah but instance right when you'd make that thing right you'd be like all right this doesn't have any black characters in it right that's that's that's relatively fine right but like for instance and this is this is my graph of Seinfeld right but it's not always is that like my grapher Simonville right it's like Seinfeld is a show that takes place in New York City, right?

Right. New York City is so heavily black, especially at that period of time. And you see like maybe four or five black characters, you know? Maybe. Maybe four or five, maybe. Maybe very black. I think three actually. And that doesn't make sense to me.

You see maybe four Hispanic characters. Yeah. And I'm like, like me being there and living in there, how could you, how could I make a story about New York? Have you thought about New York? I thought about it constantly. when I was watching. That's what my grandmother didn't really care.

That's why some people I know didn't really care about that show too much. I think sometimes it's objectively written show. I think I can't be denied about it. That's interesting. But it's the idea of that, you know, like things like that for me is like, as a person from my perspective,

where I can see myself a very amateur writer at best, how could I make a story about the world I live in without having so many other colors and shades in it? Look, man. That's what I think of.

You think of that probably too innately because your life is around people of so many colors and shades as well. but some people, even though they exist like that, they'd probably still not put that shit in there. But it's better for the story I want to tell. And it's like, but how? How could you, you never met anyone like this or like that?

Well, it depends on the difference of like what you're focusing on for your story. You know what I mean? I agree. That's important as well. They were not interested in creating a believable New York City. I agree. I agree. It was literally just a very Jewish show about Jews in New York.

And I'm very Jewish. And I agree with that. That's why that shows a fine prediction of it, right? Right. But for minutes, for me, if I was making a show, New York, it'd have, they'd have motherfuckers from Tibet, because I've met motherfuckers from Tibet in the show, you know, in my life,

you know, that's the, that's the nature and difference between how things work, you know, if you're telling a particular kind of story, especially in a part of a world what is so diverse, in the world of space where there's aliens and magic, in a world where there is dragons and demons and all that shit, having if it's not a period piece, yeah.

Well, that's kind of what I'm talking about, though. It's like, yeah, that's true. Well, I'll bring it back to. the conversation because do you remember do you guys remember kingdom come deliverance? Yes. Yeah I'm hearing what there was like a big thing about that game because like there were no minority characters in that game because it took place in like a very specific place at a very specific time. And that's and that's kind of thing that I'm talking about. It's just like come on. They clearly wanted to do something very specific and just let them do like I don't I don't really

understand what the problem is really. Yeah. That's that's more arbitrary. That's totally it's total. Well it's it's it's you can tell that things like that is it's just a part of this the culture war talking points because people don't actually it's like say the first two dragon ages there are zero black people in them right there's nothing there's none and no one gave a phone and it was pre-cultural bullshit too that's the whole thing right now right now where it's just transited because most people in the most people on average especially most people in the united states most people lean left they don't care they only care about what you care about chris they want good writing good storytelling yeah i want to be where you're at i want to be optimistic too to be like i want people to

just write and be able to do whatever they want but there's too many fucking weirdos out there's too many people on the top that are seethingly racist too, which is fucking, it's crazy. Yeah. It doesn't seem real until you, they get exposed. It's kind of like, say, Harvey Weinstein of fucking how, like, how much of a monster he is. I get that, but those are the people kind of in charge of, like, funding shit. They're not really making creative decisions. They absolutely are.

They do. Producers without their money? They fund it. And there's anything about producers? They do very little. They, uh, some producers absolutely do not. They do very fun. Some produce.

Some do a lot. A lot of people are producing. You know why a lot of rich people are producing their own films now? So other producers say the fuck out Yeah, that's true They're producing their own films They're like, fuck you, I'm gonna make the majors Because a lot of times they're like,

If you're gonna use my money to make this You're gonna have to fucking listen to me. I want it done this way, you know? You're gonna have to take the whole creative direction You're still gonna have a director and all this shit But it's like there are certain things I want to see Look at Marvel movies compared to how fucking Ramee actually directs Look at fucking the um, freaking what's his name?

Um, the guy that made knives out and fucking a fucking uh Force Awakens, whatever it's called, right? I forget his name actually. Ryan Johnson. That my fuck is a good ass director. He's a great one in fact, I'd probably say.

Yeah, he was. And then he fucking made that movie. I don't know. I don't know about that. But it got, they got chipped up into several different things and it got like hodgepodge and the stuff. But that's,

but that's different. This is kind of exactly what I'm talking about where I don't think people understand, I don't think people fully understand the things that they talk about. When you're making a movie, it's not really the director, like the director is in charge

of directing the movie. Yeah, Like, the script exists. You give the art direction. It's, it's, it's, there's, there's, I really don't understand people's problem with, with The Last Jedi as far as, like, Ryan Johnson is concerned. Like, I really, I really, I really don't get it. But what do you mean?

As far as Ryan Johnson is concerned, like, his role on the movie. Yeah. Like, I don't really. I mean, the script is still made, but the producer, producers often have say in the script. They often have say in who's casted. I understand. But, like, in a mogul machine, the size of that one, he probably had very little say. Right.

Yeah. You know. Same thing with even the. characters. You know, people hate freaking Daisy Scott, wherever her name is, right? She's a fantastic actor. I've seen her in a bunch of her movies. That's so funny. Is that her name? Her name's Daisy Ridley. Ridley? You said Daisy Scott because you

got of Ridley Scott. Yeah, really. I abused them both. I was like, I was like, wait, what is that? But what's called? Like, she's a good, actress. I think she's a very good actress. I would just say, you're right about all that. But that one's a little more confused to me, but I would say a better example, just the other one, the Rise of Skywalker, where

I would say JJ Abrams, probably did not want to have palpatine in it. I imagine that was a much higher up decision. Like put that nigga in there. We got to make some money. We got to pull something back in. So it's like, and I think it's varies.

Like right? Which producers just happy to be like, I know this is going to be a hit. Here's your money. Yeah. Here's my money. Here's my name. Yeah.

Like this is cool. But then there's, that's most producers to be fair. Because a smart producer is going to back something that should do well. Yeah. Right? So it's like, I trust you.

do your thing, but I guess there's, you know, I guess it completely varies. So it's kind of a bad example. There's a lot that goes into a lot of things when it comes to the idea of inclusion and having characters in the world, right? And unfortunately because you live in a world that a country in a world that's had so much shitty, like by nature

of us being humans, not so much shitty things. It's very hard for particularly people of color to be like, oh, they would include us and stuff like this because so often they did not. For not that long ago, they did not, you know? Yeah. And all the time, and being us, you find out that there's people that, like, hate us for no fucking reason that we thought we're like. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals.

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So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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and you're like, oh, this person fucking hates us, you know? Well, they hate you for a good reason. I am, I am, but me being black doesn't make me evil. I'd be fucking if I was white. I'd be way worse if I was white. Because I'd be acting. I'd be doing stuff bad. You'd have a lot of power and influence.

Exactly. I'd be doing it. My charisma plus whiteness would be scary. Because I'd have a cult, be like, yeah, go out and eat babies hole. Yeah. Can't stop. Hey, what is up with that? How come we don't have enough?

Where's all the successful black holes? We don't, we don't have them. They're not in the U.S. We don't have them. You know why. We know exactly why. There's like fucking Kony and all that.

We made the black fathers who were not that bad and they killed that guy in his sleep. What happened with that? By the way. He's dead probably. He probably got killed. He was probably dead eight years ago before that thing started. I completely agree with that. He probably thought he was eventually.

before a lion in the line, they hit him twice and he died. Dude, damn, that shit, what a blast. I mean on my face, it's probably me

a comment, make me talking about that in fucking 2012 and I'm like, damn, bro. Somebody posted a fucking delicious cony and put Connie 2012

and that, that's the other for me. That's sealed it for me. I just saw that. I hated you called that a cony just now. Jesus. I mean,

but that's what somebody put that and when I'm like, that looks delicious and that's all that means to me now. You know it's crazy? Sometimes I say Frankfurters, though. No,

you don't. Sometimes I do. Is that something that you would hear that? I don't talk about. I remember hearing that before. People saying Frank footer? Yeah. I'm also raised by an old person.

Yeah. My dad. Like my dad would say it. Yeah? My dad and my mom and dad, but they're like 60s, 70s. What the fuck did people start saying? Hot Dog.

I literally, I think it's a New York thing actually. Gen X. I think probably. Yeah. I literally. I think boomers called it Frankfurters and then Jen X were like, that's a dog. They probably called it Franks.

And then the pre them's called it Frankfitters. And they're like, let me get a hot dog. A hot dog. I mean, you got a hot dog, a thick, fat hot dog. A lot of veins. A lot of veins. I mean, hot dog is a pretty disgusting word for it. It is not a very appetizing name for what a dog.

Because hot dogs are pretty good, honestly. Like a good, like a good hot dog is not bad at all. A Chicago, a Chicago dirty dog? Oh, God, bro. Shit are fucking delicious. Dude, those things outside of bars at like 2 a.m. That are like... Dude, oh my God.

Amazing. The California street dog is really good because of the fact there's so much peppers, bro. Well, they also grill it. They grill it. That's really amazing. wrapped, you little onions on it. Just a little mustard and I'm good. For me it's the peppers, bro.

The peppers, I don't like too. That shit fucks my night up though, for sure. I love the pepper. I like too much it on a dog. I like the bacon. Bacon wrapped, maybe a little onion if they're not too big and then just a teeny bit of mustard. Yeah.

I'd be like put as much pepper as the weight of the hot dog. What'd you say? In fact, give me a bun with just peppers and then put the dog on it. Give me a bun with a bun with a bun with bacon. Wrap the buns in bacon. Friot. That sounds low-key fucking delicious.

That actually looks out pretty amazing. A hot dog bun wrapped in bacon with a dog inside it? Then fry it. Then power it. I got to put that in a bun. We're going to get a good dog because I want to go get a dog actually.

LA, bro. You got to go back that way. There's pinks. Pink's is pretty good. Yeah, but that's a while. That's the only one. Dog house. There's a dog house already?

That is true. Do you know what dog houses? Dude, oh my god. Doghouse is really good. I'm so mad. I've never had their hot dog, I don't think.

They're good. I've had their sandwiches. They're good. Damn, that might be the move. I want to dog house. I wish I wasn't busy today. Oh,

yeah, you gotta save your family. You got to go, yeah, rescue them from Nazis, right? Of course, there's always me. Sweeney's saving his,

they're like, they're like in the temple of doom right now. Lily's in the temple of doom. Terrified. Crying her air out. And they're about to take her heart out of shit. God. Galima.

Ghalima. Lily got abducted by a, by a bunch of network executives, and she's going to be forced shoehorn into a... To a Star Wars show. Into a sitcom. The idea of... Did you see, by the way, by the way, about that Ackolite show... That they were, like, review bombing,

like some movie called Acolyte that has nothing to do with Star Wars. Just the proof that the reviews of the show are not quite as bad. That I hate how stupid people are... They can't even be... Evil right, dog. I think it's honestly why podcasts are exploding as far as like in the review space because like it's really the only place that you could go to hear

an actual conversation about the shit that you know what I mean? Relatively organic. Instead of like looking at like a number that like means fuck all. Yeah. That was knives out. That was the bullet train for me. The number really does. Bullet train was like all this movie's not very good.

All that shit. Then I saw it and I was just like. That shit was insane. That was, dude, that was, I keep saying that's the biggest zeitgeist and I think in human history. Fucking Top Gun Maverick came out. That movie is. fine.

Yeah, it is. It is fine at best. I haven't seen it still. It's a fine movie. It's not bad. Do not watch it. Don't watch it. I don't watch it.

I don't care enough about lots and lots of distance planes. Yeah. The movie. Bullet train was fucking great. It was fun as fuck. The reviews were like 10 out of 10 for Maverick. And then people were like, that shit was mid. I was,

I think I've ever witnessed. Toplin was American. That's why. I felt the same way watching that movie that I, like, almost. They're very different levels, obviously. But it was like an RRR type thing where I was like, this is just. fun and ridiculous. Yeah. This is perfect.

Yeah. But it wasn't even fun in like a junk food way. It actually felt like genuinely like, this is so genuinely entertaining. This is a genuinely entertained. I feel like I was playing a video game in like a good way. One thousand percent. Same thing with RR. I had to watch a movie in two seconds. That was just crazy. It's pretty fun. It's pretty goddamn long.

It's like three hours. Anyway. Great. Anyway, that's, we're going long. Yeah, we again. We might actually cut. We should maybe cut that last part and put it as its own thing. I know, right? Make it, it's like extra ammo. Here you go. Yeah. Not even extra ammo, but just like maybe like just some like extra thing. You know what I mean?

Just for. I think comments like that are necessary to be had. Unfortunately, the thing is that our fans don't really come here for that. No. But I think it's cool. I just don't know it's like. We need to be had. Because what happened is a lot of people are misinformed about a lot of context of things.

And they just don't think about it. And I think you should have conversations about stuff like that. Yeah, but I think that's gay. It is gay, but it's important. But you're gay though. That doesn't mean it's not important. Yes, it does. Damn.

It means, you mean less, you gay. Yeah, yeah. Oh, man. Let's get the fuck out of here. We're going to read our $25 and up patrons.

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I almost feel like, well, it almost makes more sense because you have to switch. You should sit there. You have this thing. Yeah. Like, I feel like your hand, you're taking on too much. Maybe. Hold on. Let me make sure. My back's a little sweaty. Don't worry. So ours. You'll get it later. You'll get it later. You're here. I guess my AC's not working or something. Not feeling fine. It feels fine to you. It's sweltering over here. Really? I'm usually temperately fine though for the most part. All right.

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Why? And they're audibly red because you're, oh, you got like, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. And he's like, sorry. I wonder how traumatizing that would be for a woman, like, from, like, as an experience. Let's find out. I've traumatized women worse than that. Let's find out.

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in prison. Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come. Are you ready? Shadow Man. Thanks, Derek, for putting me into putting me onto death, the punk band. Yeah. Derek and Sweene should do an extra ammo each after each episode or two episodes of HOTD.

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When I was a kid Gears and God yeah same shit That just remember being like I don't know I thought GOWDU was God of War I mean it was gears to me when I was a kid Yeah people more use GOWW now for God of War We just say gears now

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it's about time It's a bad time. Now I can get back to making my risotto the way I like it. Without young Sheldon being the same fucking lifetime. Without young Sheldon alive and sharing the breath that we breathe. Sue Hulk, tick on my ass hair is Nikki Ziggy, Ghost of Mama J.F. Sorry, Miss Jackson, badly brave, hugger, Derek, duck cunt, the vegan necromancer, I got consent, Aetherian, Brogerian Puncheram. Naphrum.

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