The Snark Tank - #243: Boogie2988 is COOKED

Episode Date: July 8, 2024

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That ain't true. Holy fuck. Whoa, no. You can't count those version of them. That's like counting fucking female bodybuilders as the most, like, no, they're warriors. They're not the same. But they're also, because, you know, in Brazil, the way you get out of it, you either play football or you go do MMA.

Yeah, literally. And so the women do a lot better in MMA, it's a lot easier. And then, God, damn, they're busted up, dude. They're busted up. It's because, I mean, they're just there for, they're mixed martial artists, you know. It's because, I mean, there is a, there, there's, there are beautiful ones. Don't get me wrong. There's a lot of them, obviously.

But there's just a, there is one. I think I know her name. She's the dark skin with, like, the blondeish black thread. I forgot her name. She's like a, she's a, wrongish shape. But her face is like, her lip is like split, purve. Her name's... Brozio Donald, right?

I was going to say... Futa Chunli. Futa Chunli. That is her... That's what she goes by. Okay. Could you imagine you're going to go watch a BJJ match? And then like a girl walks in and her dick is so big, but she's in the female one.

And you can just see, like, she's wearing like female panties. But you could see the outline of her dick pretty much. Like, what do you do? Like it's spilling out of the fucking panties. But what do you do with that then? Can you, can you, can you question it? Or can you be like, well, you have to kind of, get in the ring, buddy. Because you're like, well, they're separated by sexes.

So how does this work? Is she legit? Is she intersex? We're like, say, you know how it's like the NB2? She was born. Literally has all the genetic coding of a female. But also has the rifle. Yeah.

Yeah. Like, you know, every, every alt-rider's dream essentially. Oh, my God. That's all they want. Welcome to the stock tank. That's all they want. How's going? We have a lot to get to today.

This dude really hates food to, man. You're really anti-fucking futa porn, bro. A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. A bit. I haven't, like, I haven't cornered that square yet. But, like, you will.

The math is, like, math in me. I'm like, oh, this is, this is math. It's weird. Quick maths. Quick maths. What happened are those guys? Oh, Big Shack's dead. No, he's not.

I still follow him on Instagram. He's definitely not... You got scared. Like, someone you cared about got taken away from you. You were like, no. My heart, no. I really hurt a little bit. Like, I believed it.

Because it seems like somebody who could very well be dead by. He could, he could like... He seems like somebody who would have been like, I don't believe no vaccines, might. And then he just... And then he got like... He was like specimen three of COVID. And he died.

He like started like having people sneeze in a beaker and he started drinking it. He was driving... He was just the brunties. He was driving around the UK in his car He refused to get his car vaccinated And his car got COVID and it killed him Imagine your car gets clear

Your car coughed twice And it reads off the road Yeah sometimes cars cough They like they really do They kind of technically do They really fucking do Have you been in a car that's done that for real I've never been a car that like genuinely like

Hocked and to it out Some fucking black slugs like I swear to you they Yeah I've been in like two I think my dad's catalog Catalock. Cautilac. Cautoc.

Coughed a lot at the end. And then I think my dad had like a Volkswagen Jedda that started a cough at the end where he gave it off to a cousin of mine. She crashed it without letting it. Wow. Do you need a car, Mary? I actually could use one, Uncle Ray.

Here you go. It's perfectly fine. Don't you dare get it checked. Don't get it checked at all. Do you get a check that I won't give it to you? I was actually really upset about it because I really wanted that car. It was like a boxy It was like those boxy looking cars

Like a Sion XB? I don't know It was like a Volkswagen Jeddah But it was like it was like Early enough that it was like boxy still Like right angle And like there was something I like those cars

Jagged? Yeah I see what you mean I don't know of me These cars Yeah Like the old Eric Foreman

What was driving Do you remember? Kind of yeah Kind of like that Yeah a little bit What kind of car Did he have got a Mr. Cruiser right?

Yeah Yeah Old ass fucking kind of car I haven't seen I've only seen like Maybe two of them And that's because My grandma's elderly

so she has elderly friends. She has elderly cars. They have to have elderly cars themselves. Yeah. Yeah. A funny story, actually. My grandmother had a car in a Bronx before she decided to get rid of it. She was like, I don't need a car.

Yeah, I live in New York City. Yeah. But she, uh, her son drove it and he got hit and he flipped from one side of the Grand Concourse to the other side. And the grand car is like a triple lane to New York City Street. And he just ended up on the other side. And I was like, like, like, nothing happened. Happen? He made it, he made it, but he flipped like clean over because he got hit by something else.

That is crazy. And I'm like, what the fuck? My grandma was like, it was right here. Look, it went from right there. And I was like, Grandma, why let them drive the car? It's like, they're my kids and I hope for better for them, but they were always just dumb. Have you guys been in car accidents? Two.

Two? No major ones. There were two cars. Yeah, nothing major. One was my stupid friend. We're all going, we're all tailing each other going to a party. And then this stupid fuck was somehow looking, I guess, past the, like, he was just looking. Beyond the light.

And a BMW pulls out into the street and we all need to break fast. Motherfucker, me and my boy Gabe are in my truck. Oh, and Ed. And we all saw it coming. We're all like, fuck. You know, like, you all kind of braced

and then it crunch. Luckily, I had an old S-10 and those are pretty sturdy. So he just kind of fucked the tailgate. That's better. And that's about it. He fucked up the cab just a little bit. Well, you were you the driver or now?

I was driving. And so it was my, he fucked my thing up. We still went and partied. and here's the thing. He owed me $600, only paid me $200. And I only got the $200 because my mom got involved.

My mom was like, we're going. We're going to his house. And I was like, no, I don't want to go. He tells me his fucking dad's races and shit. I don't want to do that. No. Mom, no. Mom, no, mom, no.

I was embarrassing. My mom does the same. My mom's very much the same. Of course. It's all moms. It's, it. I remember being at the dealership, like trying to get a car.

And I remember just being like, you know, please get me out of it. She has patience for shit that I don't have patience for. I just want to get the fuck out of there. But she will whittle down their patience at the point where they'll just give you the car. It's crazy. I've never seen anything like it. I was a business woman. That's why.

She has that like bill. She can, she can endure that that. Not everybody. Not everybody. She has that bill. Like she's back for like patience and like charisma. Like patience, constitution. Intelligence.

Yeah. Just go out. Everybody else is like, dude. I'm rolling ones. bro. Stop. I do not have the patience No way

I can't do it I'll pay more just to be like let's get this over there Yeah that's exactly how I feel about it Just whip me off so I can So I can get the rest of my day That I can't get back Yeah yeah yeah You know

I'll make the money back eventually somehow I kind of I've I do Yeah I've even I've taken some shady deals to Like when I was building my credit Because I fuck my credit a long time ago With medical bills And then I'm like all right Okay I'm gonna I know I'm gonna get fucked in the ass

But this is I just don't care I'm like just give me this credit card That I let's like fucking 30% APR or some shit. You know, something crazy. That is so bewildering. I'm exaggerating.

It's a little high. That's, I'm just, I'm, you know, I'm just saying like it's astronomical, relatively speaking to what it should be. But I'm like,

I don't care. I need this. Instead of hunting for a better deal, I just, I just need to get this done. Oh, yeah, you need the money, dude.

Yeah. I feel you. For, dude, before my credit was so bad, like my, the only card I had this, because obviously the Amazon APR,

the Amazon card API is fuck. Uh, it's like near 24. percent APR. Something like that. But the thing is that like they try to like, you can pay later effect. And I'm like, no. No, I'm just going to pay this right now. Get it. It makes your credit look great having cards at APR that high because, you know, obviously like it led

you like, oh, you're willing to be a slave. But like I constantly like, you can pay this later. If you want to do this $8,500 purchase, over 12 payments. And I'm like, no. Yeah. I'm just going to pay it now, be poor and have good credit so I can get more cards. You can't fool me. They don't like you.

They don't like you. They're going to like you. They're gonna, like, come beat the fuck out of you. Yeah, they're gonna come beat the fuck out of you. Like, they're literal lone sharks. Like sharks are gonna show up to your house. Land sharks are human feet. Human feet and fucking suits on.

And start chomping on your fucking ankles. I mean, speaking of getting ripped off and poor people. Hey-oh. Boogie 298's back at it again. What if, with, I don't even know. What is it, crypto scam now? Yeah, the fatty coin. The F-A-D-D-Y, the fad-d-Y, the fad-d-y.

you coin. I learned a little bit about it from watching a couple of videos. Right. We're in a nutshell, he was like, somebody, of course, this is how it always starts. Some stupid ass influencer is approached. Of course. Hey, we'll give you X amount of money. Usually, uh, depending on who it is, since this buggy's not as big. Five figures. We'll give you five figures of money. I think he said like $10,000, something like that. And you were going to promote this car. And then basically, you'll get money to promote this. Basically, he promoted a car, a coin that's obviously would make anybody who would invest into it would go broke. Obviously, it's going to be a pump and dump thing like they all are. The thing is, and I think the only reason he did it is because he got that money, that up front.

And so he was going to try to obviously skim more off the top. But he knew that shit wasn't going to work. First and foremost, he probably didn't know how bad it was going to be because he tried. He tried to be like, hey guys, I'm going to pretend to be like Andrew Tate. This is clearly and obviously a joke. Everyone's going to get this. You know, to try and soften the blow. Which tells me he didn't know that it was going to be this bad of a pushback. Right.

Since he was, instead of just being like, I'm going to just stay silent. I know I'm doing something really fucked up. I'm just going to do it. And I'm not going to say shit. He already tried to do damage control of being. It's just an edgy joke, guys. Everybody gets it. And I'm like, no, you took the money.

you're willing to fuck people over, just run with it. Like a, what's the... Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential

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Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed Sponsored Jobs. Dylan Dennis, if you know who that guy is. That was fucking with like the Paul, Logan Paul. He's fucking with Logan. Paul and they fought and he is one of those people who doesn't give a shit he'll take all your money promote anything uh i think coffee zilla made a fake scam to have him promoted just to prove the point like and i kind of like i almost respect that i hate that guy so much of course i hate him so much but i respect that like he just he's not even pretending that he's a good person he's like i don't care just give me your money and i will promote whatever scam it is i really want him to do the

MMA fire, what's his name? That's the Mighty Mouse. So he can kill him. Yeah, he's not going to... I want Mighty Mouse to kill him. He won't do... He won't do anything that would, like, legitimately get him. Because, like, Dylan trains enough to know how to not get knocked out.

So that's one when he fought Logan Paul, nothing happened. Yeah. And then he got disqualified for trying to take him. That was the sad. He tried to box Logan Paul and the locals beating his ass. And he fucking... And he tried to suplex him. And it's like, bro, what do you do it?

Shot on him. I don't remember that. He's a jiu-jitsu guy. This Dylan Dennis guy, he, he's very good on Twitter, right? Because all he did was harass Logan Paul's girlfriend for like a year. That's right? I remember that. He would keep photoshopping her with other people, right?

Yeah, every day was also releasing pictures of her because I guess she's a socialite. She, she, you know, she gets around and hangs out rich and powerful men. And so he was like, look at your, look at your wife or your fiancee. And he's like, I think Logan knows who he married her. You know, like, what is this? Where'd this come from? Like, how do you think he found her? Like, come on, dude.

What? So this coin, this fatty coin. You see those things where it was like, there were like leaked screenshots of him like asking people to pump and dump it to piss like Moudahar off and everybody else who was criticizing him? I didn't see that. I don't remember. That's crazy.

I don't know. I just saw. Oh, let's spite Moudahar. Yeah, let's split, like, wouldn't it be so funny, guys, if you, like, gave me, like, a ton of money? It's so staght to make this other guy like, yeah. Wouldn't that be fucking fired? Because, of course, Boogie owns a significant part of the, of the coins. So invest in it, pump it up, and then he'll dump it, obviously, and then everybody else panics and they sell it.

For no reason. Like, why? There's no, like, I was one of the last, look, I'll take the L in this, man. I was one of the last few people. This was, like, well over a year ago. But still, I was one of the last few people that was defending him. And I said, what has he really done? At the point, at that time, other than this being, like, a loser and sad.

Like, I was like, is it the way that people were talking about? He's such a terrible person. And I'm like, well, what is he actually done? And I would challenge people. But then it got to a point where that documentary came out. He started dating that one girl that obviously has a significant amount of trauma and doesn't give a fuck about her. He's doing this thing. And I'm like, oh, okay.

Well, you guys. You guys saw it way before me. You know, like he started doing really questionable things. And I'm like, okay, you guys called it. Everybody was making videos about them. At the time, I feel like they were kind of jumping the gun. But now I think they're insanely validated. Booky's that guy from the first episode of Smiling Friends pretty much, man.

He's that guy, dude. He's just like, he's Desmond. He's like, dude, just, you know, we probably can't help this guy. You know, we'll turn around and you do what you got to do. Yeah. And then we'll just call. We'll call for the cleanup. Yeah.

You look, man, you either you could get busy living or get busy dying. You know, like one of the two because he's just, he can't make a good decision for his life. Like he cannot just be like, if you give him two boxes and you're like one of these boxes has an explosive in it, choose one. He'll choose the explosive one. For sure. Like the Kirby game where they like rushing roulette him, it would like that one. They won't even, they won't even, no one's even going to mix them up. This one has the explosives in it.

And he'll be like, it'll be ticking loud. Yeah, yeah. It is ticking. You can hear a countdown. He's like, ah, uh, I think he's trying to fuck. It's shaking. I think they're trying to fuck. It's shaking.

It's shaking. It's got like, it's very clearly. It's got wires. It's bomb shape. Five, four, three. And he's like, ah, well, uh, I think they're trying to trick me. Yeah, I feel like it'd be too obvious for that. I'm gonna go with the

I'm gonna go with the one that's that's smoking and then shaking and then fucking his girlfriend like dives on it just to save him somehow tanks the whole exploded and she disappears and it's like what the fuck this is a fucking green gobbling

literally yeah I don't know what happened to him man I think he just I think he really just hit rock bottom and just could not handle it yeah and then just his brain got fucked up I think he just doesn't even try to be better anymore which really sucks because I really I feel like everyone has the potential to not be a huge piece of shit.

But I feel like he doesn't even know he has it. Like he needs to take like one of those betterment classes like the real one. I remember how to like do better as a person. Yeah. Yeah. I remember he was trying like, I remember he was doing this like big like weight loss surgery and he was got his weight loss during.

And I remember he like yeah. Hell yeah, dude. And then he lost a lot of weight and then he just got fucking fat again. And I'm like I almost feel like that's harder. He's one at some level like because don't you know to because now you have idea of like how far you've fallen you know what I mean yeah as opposed to like if you're just fucking 700 pounds for 10

straight years right probably don't even remember I feel like he just doesn't try he doesn't have the he doesn't have the like when he wakes up there's nothing that's like I want to do better for this yeah the weird thing I really hope he finds it I hope he like figures that out I think it's too past I think he's past

a point no return I think there was no no no he does not because that's the last thing I don't know if I here's the thing I don't know if I believe him anymore about all the shit that he said. Because I used to actually watch him, and I know from what I assumed was true at the time, a significant portion of his life where he would talk about his trauma. He would talk about, like, how he got to where he was and why he essentially kind of

wanted to eat himself to death and all this stuff. His mom, like, abused him, I think even sexual. Like, it was, like, crazy shit. He would say all this stuff, but there's people out there that have called a lot of the stuff and those tails out into question. And the interesting thing is, as things have played out, I'm like, fuck, what if they're right? Like, what if he is lying about it? Like, I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I feel like no one can be that shitty for just no reason. But like, well, it kind of, I guess it depends on sometimes wires are crossed just the wrong way. Yeah, but I feel like he's a shit. He's a shit. He's a shit-y person, not like a, because I feel like, I feel like your wires don't cross you to just be a piece of shit.

not like it can make you fuck you and you can question to make you like a fucked up person but not just us but you know what people were saying people were saying people were saying people were saying and this is what I didn't like a lot of people put on a persona and I think that's fine

you're for entertainment purposes you're people like okay this is my character so people saw him on Twitch when he started streaming and then he's like a cunt on Twitch and so people were starting to have a problem like wait he does this Mr. Rogers things on YouTube but then on Twitch

he's like a complete asshole and people were the bob sag it yeah yeah yeah yeah and people are starting have a problem and me i'm like well you can pull i don't understand i didn't understand the problem at the time but i feel like what people were getting at is that no the twitch boogie is the real boogie and that's what people were getting at and um and now i see what they're saying with the way that he's behaving i'm like oh i gave him the benefit of the doubt before now i'm like he's just he's just when you look man i can't get past you fucking a 20 year old and you're like

almost 50 and she is so mentally fucked like you know she has they trauma bonded he even said as much right i can't get over that that was when i was like nailing the coffee for me i'm like you're you're fucking you're horrible that's just gonna be he's gonna die soon he's not he's not to live that long yeah yeah he's got like she's she's gonna like he's gonna she's gonna fucking unravel more than she already has but it's fucking fall apart yeah and like just knowing that like i've and i've told this story before i

said that I, when I was like 18, I broke up with a girl to make sure she didn't ruin her because like she was kind of getting behind in school for when we were dating because we were, she would strict Christian parents and all that stuff. And then so we would meet up late at night and she would fucking be all falling asleep in class. So I broke up with her. Uh, because I'm like, I don't want to ruin this young girls. You're better than me. You're better than me, brother. But listen, look, a lot of- that bitch to the abyss of me. I understand. Like, come here. Look, I understand like at that age, I was definitely more mature in that situation,

but I would expect, like, say, Boogie being almost 50 fucking years old to be able to make that type of decision and be like, yo, this girl is way too good for me and I know this would be amazing for myself, but I don't want to put that on her. Literally what happened when I was like 16,

I kicked a girl into a Hadron Collider. Yeah. This will make you powerful. Yeah, I was trying to imbue her with strength, but then she faded away. I was going to jump in because I wanted it all for myself, But I was like, you know what? She deserves it more.

She deserves it more. Go ahead. I think you're cool. You're going first. And then she disappeared. Is that murder? I think it would. Yeah.

Yeah. If you don't put it, you're like convinced her to go in first. Like you guys like, she's like, I want to, he's like, I really want to do this. But like, I really think you're a great girl. And I want you to be a part of this. So for one of his powers, let it be you first.

What would you call that? It goes in. That's like coercion. Right. That's a suicide. 100, 150, 50 million percent of assisted some sort of. I guess. I guess.

I don't know the terminology. I feel like people get in trouble for that a lot. I feel like people like, because I feel like I remember there was like a cyberbullying case where like somebody actually got charged because they were like telling somebody to kill themselves. The girlfriend told the boyfriend to kill herself and he did. Was that the one where like the dude put like a hose in his?

But she got actual. Like when somebody put the hose in their in their truck, was that that that case? Or was that something different? I'm not sure. Because I remember something about that. There was a whole text chain of a girl convincing like some dude to like, you know, And unlike a dumb girl who wouldn't do it, gang was like, bad.

Yeah, yeah. And he fucking did it. He's like, bad. I'll kill myself tomorrow. Fuck you. And he killed himself. That's crazy. It happens a lot.

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I really miss telling people to do that but like you can't and people get like really upset about it but we get really upset about it now and I'm like whoa people don't even do it like that no more bro like when we were in high school that people were really about that shit

people were about it back then people meant it is the thing they were like you do it I was like fuck out of here I'll do it right now and then like weird kid doesn't come to school tomorrow because he fucking jumped in for the traffic and I'm like all right respect gang

you go to the funeral he'd be like yo he was real man he fucking that is respect he didn't like living and he stopped doing it. He was in a pussy. I do, I actually do respect as I, you know, a lot of people

say, oh, killing yourself is coward shit. I'm like, nah, you know the default position of being a an alive species is to survive. Exactly. That is the default state. You gotta change your wiring, bro. You gotta be like, I gotta tell you, man, that shit's brave as fuck because the idea of

even when I'm in my most tiredest state where I'm like, I just don't want to do any, I don't want to be alive anymore. Then some kicks in, you're like, shut the fuck up. I keep trying. But that nigga ain't got that wire. Shut up. He didn't got that wire.

He got that like, you know what, bro? I don't want to be here. I'm fin to do it. Sometimes, dude. You know how they do? You know, like, the high dives. They do like the back flips into the pool. Like they jump forward and then do back.

Sometimes I'm like off a cliff, bro. That's illegal. That's not. How is it? It was illegal. What do they charge you with? What is that? Landing.

Oh, so. Oh, I thought you meant the act of doing the flip. Oh, that also. Oh, that's illegal. You can't do that flip. Hey, we would. wouldn't have, we're going to charge your estate for doing that. The idea of the fact that you can't kill yourself because the government's property is crazy.

When I realized that it made me feel really sad, I was like, damn, bro. Yeah, it's pretty, it's pretty morbid. Yeah, it is pretty morbid. So you can't kill people. Yeah. Because they belong to someone, the entity that is the government they live in. So we have social security numbers. It makes me really sad.

Yeah, this life sucks. We need to, we'll do, why don't, why don't let's see? Look, I kind of, I'm starting to understand. I'm coming around. I understand Boogie, what he did. It's really good. So, so. I understand him.

So, yeah, this life sucks. Look, I say, and because of, we all saw what happened a few days ago with there being a presidential debate. Oh, yeah. And maybe Boogie's just has the right idea because he, like, he's like, dude. It's over. I think the American experiment is over. It's been over for a while. It has been over, but that's kind of the thing that's like.

think that's the official death like that that is you know what it is you know how the sun's light takes eight minutes to get to us right so if the sun disappeared five minutes ago we wouldn't have we won't know until like yeah you know another two minutes later yeah i feel like this is we're in like the seventh minute you know like it's it's been gone a while like like for many many many many decades at this point. So like, whatever, you know? I think over, over, I think the first really bad

shot was the 60. I think that was the first time where like we got the shot around like, oh, you know, you know when you like cut your hand? You're like, I'm not going to worry about it. Yeah. It's fine. And then like a few weeks that you look at it and it looks like fucking, it looks like rot from fucking.

Eldon ring. He got the scarlet rot and you're like, damn, this shit's festering. Right. Depend we're festering. And we can still cut it often survive. I don't believe that. But I feel like we don't, we just don't, we don't know we can.

I admire your optimism. No, because it's, because if ever, if the vast majority of the population right now was like, we're not voting for these clowns, put in some real people,

that's exactly what would happen. Because say, for example, if the R&C, DNC people didn't do that, then you would not hire them back. Like if, like, let's say in a way,

in a hypothetical world where people did their jobs really poorly, they lost them? Yeah, they lost them. And people actually cared. Why is that not the case? Because of us. Like, why has that never been to, like, I understand.

Because these people here, collectively, we do nothing. We let them do whatever they want. Dude, right now, the fucking, because of Trump putting in all those conservative Supreme Court justices, it is now, the presidency now,

the power of a king. As long as you fucking say it was done under the presidency, I'm operating under the presidents of the United States, the commander in chief. It is a presidential operation, therefore it is not prosecutable. It is not illegal.

So right now people are even saying, if Biden had any balls, he can literally join strike drop right now and say he's literally a danger to American democracy and you would not get prosecuted. It would start a civil war, but it would still be,

No, we'd win. It's not enough of them. We torch those motherfuckers. They'd come out there with their damn hats and I'd be like, all right, bro. Just put C4 on me. I'll drop me in. Just put C4 on me. I'll fucking like that place.

I'm gonna be the brightest star ever. That's crazy. Yeah, I don't know. But you see how we're like letting it happen though? Yeah, but whatever. We let, but that's what I mean. Like, the issue is that you could see it. You can even like see like going back to like this.

It's like specifically the 70s is when everything like actually like, things are bad 60s, but things in the 70s are genuinely like splintered into like, oh, this is untenable. When like corporations had personhood all of a sudden and then like the credit, the whole, everybody should have credit. And then like the, do you think it's the Reagan administration? Do you think in Nixon and Nixon, you know, acknowledge that first? I think it's just a lot of the things that happened during those. I don't think it's any of them individually necessarily.

I think Nixon was, I think Nixon was the start of that. I think Nixon was the start of the, uh, the bully corporation era. And I think Reaganomics just facilitated. it way too well. You're right. You're right. Definitely the, it was the facilitator. It was like, oh, here you go. Let's let corporations become people. It's like, you can see, you can see. If you go back to the grass, you can see it. Yeah. It's like literally like when productivity, uh, splinters off from wage, even though they all, even though they're on parity like the entire time, like when they splinter off, it's like, oh, we can pay people a lot less. It's like, all right, well, that's the

beginning of the end. Because that's the beginning of like, oh, well, I have to work more to make an equivalent amount of money. So I don't have time to really engage in politics to the same degree that I normally would if I was just, if this was a functioning economy. Right. And then that's, that's, it's all there. Like literally, you can pinpoint it probably to the day. No, you want, you want everything died. You're what I'm sure right, by policy, you can, you can pinpoint all this stuff. And the thing that's sad is there was a point. And I guess, um, I was talking about, I don't remember who the fuck I was talking to about this, but there was a point when we were getting kind of close to coming back together and realizing,

oh, it's the 1%, right? And then something happened. And I, I don't look at, let me give you an example of like, you know what I think happened from being real? the YouTube internet. Yeah, well, yes. The internet YouTube space. It truly ruined that. Was it, was, is there genuine? So this is the thing, I'm like, say for example, let me, uh, Joe Rogan, for example,

I, I, I was listening to him back in like 2012 and stuff and he understood everything. Now where he's at now, I'm like, okay, I'm starting to feel like, is it, is the money, like, are people being bought and paid for on a much deeper level than I understand? Because I just feel like, because here's, here's my thing. Well, see, here's my thing. I was thinking that, oh, his brain just rotted during COVID or something. That's what a lot of people are saying.

But there are things that he's saying now that, like, bro, he thinks Terrence Howard is a genius. I just, how do you get there? Dude, did you still Neil DeGrasse Tyson talking? He made a whole video. Yes. Not attacking him. Like, verbally attacking Taryn Taryn Taryn Tarrant Howard.

Look, this is what Neil, Neil. I didn't know what this happened. This is what happened. So years ago, this was years ago, Terrence Howard, so people that don't know, I'm sure everybody mostly knows at this point. Terrence Howard, the actor who's in fucking Iron Man, too, hustle and flow, uh, power, I think was in power as well. Um, he started a way of thinking called Terriology, which is just, that's already a red flag

that you're going to put your name into something. Right. So it's teriology. The main thing about teriology is convincing people that one times one equals two. He wants to get people to think differently. And that's already, everybody already knows that's what a big problem. And I started seeing some people argue on as to be. half and I understood why they didn't understand. I actually I actually figured it out for a lot of

people why they're not understanding because of like, well, wasn't it one? And then multiply by another one. Isn't that make two? Like they're stupid. I'm like, no, they're not understanding the terminology where it's like, it's one, one, one time. One one one set of one is one. But like say one set. See, even saying that, it's too complicated for their minds. You got to tell them something one time. But so Joe Rogan something two times. He had a three hour podcast with Terrence house. And he was talking about like, do you like how incredible he was. And then he had on, Joe Rogan had on this other insane guy that talks about a pyramids being power. You know, one of those dudes that talks about like religion has no basis on anything. He lies about

everything. He didn't even know what the circadian rhythm was. He was saying like sarcarden or some, some carthian. It was so not even, it was fucking me up. And then like, and then Joe Rogan, Joe, even Joe Rogan, stupid as he was like, is that the same thing as the circadian rhythm? He's, oh, no, that that. And I'm like, why are you still? talking to him. You just see that he doesn't know what he's talking about. And then you're still... It's really bad. It's really bad. You see the Candace Owens was like,

I'm not a rounderther or a flat earther. I'm in the middle. What does that even? What does that mean? What does that mean? It means she's taking the fence sitting position on whether or not the earth is I've never heard of somebody being a centrist.

Of earth centrist. I don't know, man. Whatever. What is it? Just whatever. Whatever. Look, I'm trying to be whatever. I really am trying to be whatever. You can't be whatever.

But then when you start... We only got one livable life. I'm pretty sure. When you go... We got to do that. So what, it's not worth it. When you go past five minutes of thinking about it, I get insane. Like, you know, because I, like, Chris, you're on that, like, I like where you're at right

now. Because that's, that's where I want to be. But I've spent, the thing is I spent years thinking about it. I spent years stressing out about it. Yeah. And then at a certain point, you realize, oh, it's not going to get. get any better. I got to obtain the form of dark power. I got to find something to make me a cut above the rest. The way that I feel about it. So I can do stuff. The way that I feel about it genuinely is like I

I don't believe there's anything after this. You know what I mean? I don't believe in like a soul. I don't believe in like after I don't believe in any of that stuff. Yeah. So all I know that I have is whatever's here. And all the only thing that matters to me at this point is whether or not I enjoy the time that I'm here. And so if I see anything that's going to piss me off or like really like make my day worse, I'm just going to not acknowledge it. Let me ask you something. I'm tired. Let me ask you something. Sure. Since like, since I guess morality doesn't is kind of meaningless technically. It's just more about like if you enjoy being moral or not, I guess that would really be kind of the point of it since there's no like afterlife or anything like that, say. Uh,

Would you enjoy grifting, do you think? No, I don't think so. Damn, see, that's what I'm like, I want you to say yes. Coward. Let's fucking go, bro. Yeah. See, that's the thing. Like, so, because there's a lot of people that, oh, I'm not going to do anything because

they're, they're scared of what's going to happen or they're not sure iffy. But what you said made perfect sense or like, what matters is what I enjoy. And so I'm like, oh, this nigga don't enjoy grifting. I enjoy men. That's why I partaking men. And I do what I enjoy. But, dude, so, I don't know, man. Like for me, I just, I want to personally, I want to personally, like if I...

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Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed. D's sponsored jobs. I know in me there's the coin. I get flipping, I can do some fuck shit. Yeah. But I genuinely don't like feeling.

Like, I feel bad. Yeah. And I can't turn that feeling off. If I could turn that feeling off, like if they're feeling bad about hurting people, I would have been so much further in life. I would be. See, but that's the thing. But I can't.

I'd be a very rich person. It's like, I can't turn that feeling off. And so like, I'm not going to engage in shit that I want to. But I want to keep getting mad to the point that I'm like, I can't be like. alive while having this feeling on. And it just shuts off. And I'm free. Look, it's all very sad.

I light up and I'm like, yay, I'm a bad person now. Dude, come on. When I saw, because I didn't see the entire presidential debate, I just saw clips. I saw the highlights. It was demoralizing. I saw highlight. I just, there was no way I was going to subject to myself to the entire thing.

Especially I was really busy still finishing, setting up the apartment, preparing for Jojo to come. And I was like, I can't do that to myself. I'll catch in a few days. I'll catch the highlights. But here's the thing. That seeing the, because the difference, the contrast and people have been putting clips up of the contrast debates. Like, even, because I went back a long time ago and watched the debates of George Bush in 2000,

and articulity was and how people didn't see, he didn't seem like a bumbling idiot. He also was really good on foreign policy, which, you know, all turned out to be a complete fucking lie. Yeah, it was just showing like how, like charismatic these people actually were and how it actually seemed somewhat believable. It had a bit of academic standing at that time. It was already well off of, though, because ever since, ever since, like, JFK, the academic nature of debate kind of got ruined that moment. Yeah. It was like, that's the moment when it's like, uh-oh, it doesn't about.

Oh, yeah. And also because Nixon was. But it would have probably done that. But it was. It would have been like that faster, though. That was the first televised debate. Well, no, those first thought, it would have happened. But the best thing, they saw him.

And it wasn't about policy anymore. Yeah, because they're like, look at this greasy fucking old motherfucker. He looks like a villain. He looks like a villain. I'm sorry, bro. He looks like a bad guy. He does. That's when everything happened. You were like, ah, you definitely did that because you look like somebody that would eat a kid and then lie about it. He does have that kind of like visage. He was just like, I'm not a criminal. It's like, yeah, you are. I would not be surprised. I would not be surprised in the slides if he actually ate kids. Like literally he's a demon.

There's a video of it. When he and Ray were being racist, he picked up a kid right in the middle of that. Like a peach out of the fucking jar with the juice. He picked up a kid out of a vat and And it was crying There's a video There's a video There's like came grain

Really grainy hand The camcorder footage Of the White House window opening And his long arm reaching onto the street And picking a kid up And eating him It's really it's really grainy

GoPro images From his fucking From the oval office To the street Like Like the guy from LORACs the guy that brings down the thing so he can speak

He just reads out, grabs a baby out of a woman's arms With a snack I don't even like a Greek Can I say something? I don't know what the Lorax is Do you ever seen the Lorax? I've never seen it, I've never read the book I don't know I've heard of you

I'm not even joking You have to probably heard it or something like that Because you went to middle school I swear to you had you had I went to Catholic elementary school That was considered heathenism Oh right wasn't It was something satanic about the Lorax

They were like you should not That shall not believe in gomblins of the sword Of the sword That's in the Bible. Yeah, yeah, of the sword. That's in a Bible of the sword. You cannot believe in goblins. You can't believe in goblins or goblin as people.

It was in my boob. My Bible. Your Bible. But dude, the debate, we've been talking about, like, the surroundings of it. But that was a crazy fucking, I couldn't, I really couldn't believe what I was seeing. It was so bad. And I already had, like, my expectations were so hilariously low going in. The thing.

What confused me was the fact that like First of all Trump was way nice than I thought he was gonna be That too I was actually kind of surprised I think because even he realized How decrepit Biden was in that debate He was like oh I can't I feel like he was like I can't go as hard as I want to because he's not even alive right now

I'm being a bully I'm bullying Well he likes bullying but like He wasn't even but like that's a crazy thing I hate Donald Trump Because I think Donald Trump represents everything I dislike about where I come from Sure like the idea he's the idea of New York that I don't like. That made me like

why I don't love New York like the elite He's a perfect representation of the fucking elite The self-centered like nature of like I'm better than you I'll pick I'll push down people that need to be pulled up

Of course That's the nature of him I don't like right Man he is genuinely a bully That's what he is That's his nature Sure He was probably a rich kid That was rich than most kids

In the school and he was a cunt for it But seeing him then Was just like Because I remember the whole fiasco About the whole Obama Not having any fucking being American right? The birth certificate says? You mean, you mean Obama? You mean Obama? You mean Obama? Obama, Obama, the countries

I remember that whole thing, right? He was his biggest, because people don't know. He ran as a left-wing person first. People don't fucking talk about that because that, for some reason, got warped out of people's brains. Oh, you mean, no, you mean Trump? Yeah. Trump, no, he always-

A Democrat, didn't he? No, he was, he just was a lifelong Democrat. Oh, no, he was a Democrat in the 90s. He was a lifelong Democrat, like, even when, like, people asked him about rent for president before. He was always kind of left-leaning because he had no reason not to be. He was from New York. he was around people that were more

not like, you know, like the people that he associated with and stuff it was kind of like, yeah, you know, abortion, I don't care about that shit. He wasn't actually religious. He didn't give a fuck about it. And then he started running. That's when he was like,

oh, I'm Republican guys, because he knew, he knew that he can just easily slip in there. And the funny thing is, and he's admitted just as much, is he wasn't expecting to win at all. Yeah. He wasn't, he was so surprised

when he's like, I can't fucking believe, people are way dumber than I even ever could have imagined. The fact that he became presidentism. The fact that that's on the marks. Donald Trump was 45. That's crazy. We'll never be able to change that or alter that until I take control.

But like he was the president. It's hyperbolic because this place would have been destroyed anyway. Yeah. Either way. But it is like, it is funny to imagine that Hillary Clinton feeling entitled to the presidency destroyed the world. This is very hyperbolic, but yes. Like it would have happened with or not a reality. realistically, but like, I wonder what would have the timeline she would have won.

What was the timeline if she would have won? Yeah, timeline where she would have won where Trump has a heart attack or something. Yeah. No, but like what that timeline would have been, like her winning and a divergence from there. Oh, like how things would have went? Yeah. Well, see, in retrospect, I think things would have been much more. God, things would have been so much better because it would have been just angry business as usual.

And my point, and one of the reasons why I was so annoyed with how things turned out with Trump because I thought the worst that can happen, he's going to be as usual too because like he's a, he's going to look out for he's going to look out for his people. Right. Which are rich people. And it was times by infinity. I didn't know that he, oh, pull us out of Paris Accords. I'm going to do this.

I'm going to do that. Dude made fucking billions of dollars in four years like himself. And I'm just like, oh, I didn't know it was going to be that. I thought he'd make like, oh, he's going to make a few hundred million a year, maybe get up to a billion no you mean billion. It's hard to say what it would have been because like I feel like Hillary was like a lot more hawkish which was like my concern around that time where I was just like we're going to get into a fucking war because of this fucking bitch. Like I swear to you. I just thought like I don't know. I didn't know like I just thought oh we're going to

contend my thing was can we please stop the shit and I just thought it's just going to forever shit you know like just continue I didn't know about getting into more because at this point I was like what the fuck else are we going to do? Because at a certain at a certain point because I was really paying attention to this shit like about 14 years ago. And I kind of predicted where we were going to be. And some of the things I was wrong. But it was kind of like because of what resources was happening, what places were unstable, where was the unrest going?

And you can kind of see the writing on the wall with people that were on the ground. And so I was kind of like, okay, I don't know what's going to be started yet. There are some places that wouldn't dare start anything because we'll just crush them and take the resources. So they're going to try to like buddy up a China. Whatever. Long story short, I was just like, fuck, this stuff needs to stop. so then we can bring all that money and invest in infrastructure. And so,

the fool. Of course. This is what I want. But I was thinking, oh, Trump, the worst he'll just be, he'll just not going to do it. He didn't, he continued everything, right? Everything. And they're weird. Comes fucking Biden stops the Afghanistan war.

And now, of course, they all try to shit on him. But I'm like, this is what we wanted for fucking forever. Yeah. Well, that's the problem. Since, like, 05, we were like, let's not be there anymore. Get the fuck out of there. And it's. And it's, that's the problem with, like, just kind of, like, politics now is like, and probably for a while in America has been very sports.

You know, it's just like the team. Bread and surface. I love the Ravens no matter what. And even when like, even when like an individual candidate won, they're like, we won. It's like, you didn't do shit. We won. We won. We don't understand this like I.

Ooh, it's me. We won. Nobody wins. They win. I don't. It pisses me off. Every time I hear it. I think the.

The divide's got more radical because of Trump. Because of the nature of like the fanatic nature of him being a star as well. Because I think I think him being a star as well is what really led to the whole trumpeteer. Like nature of people how like it's so zealitrous. Like it's out of it's really like that is the only problem. That's my main. It's religious. Well, it's the biggest religious now outside of religion.

You know what I mean? Like an established religion. This is like religion and sports head. a fucking disgusting baby. And now it's like, it's extra bad. It really is. It's a religious sport. That's crazy.

That is terrifying. The idea, like, what you just said, it's like, oh, Biden got us out of Afghanistan or whatever, right? Yeah. And it's like, and Trump people don't like that. Of course. They got all mad. Trump, like, literally ran on that.

It's literally, it has nothing to do with what people do. It all has to do with, like, what jersey they're wearing. Yeah. That's literally all that matters to people. 1,000%. And it's like, this is not really how it's fundamentally supposed to be. 1,000 fucking percent. It confuses me because, like, I think obviously the Trumpers are the loudest.

Of course. There's the loudest, right? There's a lot of, like, radical. Because, like, if you go, like, TikTok is the name more place we have the most conversation of things like that, right? There's a ton of conservative people that are like, yo, fuck this nigga, dude. He's a psycho because he's inherently, like, disrespecting the nature of, like, the Constitution. The whole cool thing is a huge middle finger to America as, like, a country.

But then there's a lot of people. But then there's, there are a lot of people. that are backing him. Particularly with power, which is fucking insane. The thing, too, is like, I don't know, man. I don't know how you can...

The thing is, like, I don't know how you can watch that debate. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata.

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You know what I mean? I don't know how you can watch that debate and be like... There's the biggest problem. Yeah. I'm so thrilled... Because Joe Biden's a zombie. But Donald Trump's a fucking idiot. You know what baffled me, man?

Biden raised almost $40 million after the debate. From who? You're telling me! You're telling me. You're talking to the void and full... You know what? You don't know a lot of war when you dig into that shadow thing? He pulled something out.

He pulled that money out of there, dude. I was like, I was like, so some people were being interviewed because there are a lot of people that are just like, they are, they cut through the bullshit. And they're like, oh, I understand that the things that Trump's saying, they're like, oh, you're going to try to, uh, he's trying to fuck with immigration for people so they can't even immigrate in the way that we've always done traditionally. And the way that how you can marry and have somebody become a citizen, that he's trying to fuck with that. even though he did that with Melania for example And so it's like one of these things where it's like there are people It's like the Vavec thing too where he was like trying to like be like even though I can't technically do any of this I'm gonna make it so like when I win

No one else can do it How we ever talked about Vec on here a little bit I made fun of him being a cuck on fucking Faggart And you're talking about the girl being outwardly racist to him And instead of standing up for himself He cucked You guys are you guys are so like we we would do we are in We're in an unbelievable point of

time where like it's literally everything that we've been mentioning right now sounds like the fakeest fucking bullshit ever. If you told me when I was 18 years old when I was like really fucking pro Obama and I thought he was going to be a hero, if you told me that Joe Biden was going to go on stage and

finish four sentence he finished completely maybe no more than six sentences that all night. Yeah. And you know what's what my favorite part? He didn't stagger on maybe six. Maybe six sentences. My favorite part was great. My favorite part was when he was like, and by the way,

and he just like, didn't finish? Oh, no. Did you see that? I didn't see that. Oh, my God. It is one of the funniest. I want,

I just want. It is fun, like, you're a loser. Yeah, you're a loser. Jack, I don't know.

They were arguing about golf at a certain point. I saw that. You carry the something. I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? Just Adderall him to fucking high heaven and hope he dies after the date. Look, I wonder if there was a miscalculation because he did,

so he did a, he did a rally, I think the day after, the morning after or something. And he was definitely hopped up. He was even like with emphasis saying shit. And everybody that paid attention to that, that saw that, they're like, where the fuck was this last night? They didn't give him his pills. He did a press conference. You know, he didn't kick in.

That's the opposite. They might have, because sometimes like, oh, I'll take like a pre-workout or whatever. You need, sometimes you need like, it can be anywhere from 10 minutes to 40 minutes for it to truly kick in. And I feel like they maybe was a miscalculation. because that was the work I'm seeing people there's a guy named Medi Hassan who's probably my favorite

journalist of all time this guy's amazing he I think he got fired from MSNBC well he said he quit but they put him out when he was doing the talking about Palestinians

and the ethnic cleansing and stuff and they're like but anyway so this guy never in his entire careers he said like oh that Joe's got to go

now after that he was like fuck he was like fuck dude They like there's no any because of how we work the bread and circuses thing we watch We're we're visual people yeah got to go bro There is yeah I have at this point what is your prediction Here's the thing

You're trying to get them across the finish line here it is no I mean like who's gonna win here's a thing Oh if if I was a neutral party I'd vote for Trump 100% If you're a neutral party if I was if I wasn't a leftist like that was like consider them It's a very left left human being I would be like I I can't. I think Trump is a moron. I think him, everything, like, the shit he was saying was just dumb. It was, like, clearly from a guy that does not understand the role he has to take.

But are you talking about, like, based on the best H-2. We had the cleanest water. We had all the water. It was all ours. People are coming in. I was so excited. I said, we. People are taking African-American jobs.

And I was like, immigrants are taking African-American jobs. Black jobs. Black jobs. Yeah. They're both taking black jobs. And it's like. And I was like, what are. Dude, there's, okay, I got to say, the memes on TikTok and, like, on Instagram were pretty funny about,

dude, it's funny. Mexican stealing black jobs. There was, like, Kingston, do a meme because you're both. And I was just like, what am I going to steal my job? How am I going to do that? The question is, everybody, the most logical question moving forward when you're saying they're going to steal black jobs, everyone was like, what are black jobs? What are black jobs?

What are black jobs? Being proper. They just start lashing out racism Everybody's clapping hard Just clapping my hands are bleeding They're gonna take over the pimps The guys that stand on the corner The corner boys

Who's gonna defend the Waffle House? Who's gonna defend the Waffle House? They can't speak English over there, you know? I really think it should be an episode Where Lily takes this from me Where he's like, oh yeah, I work here now Yeah, I'm the new part of the podcast I think's his job

Yeah, I got the black job now. Yeah, that would have been a good. That would have been good for today for sure. Yeah, we didn't think about it. We didn't think about it. But, no, there were a lot of, there were a lot of clips from that debate that I was just like, yeah. But if I didn't know anything, if I didn't know anything and I walked into that debate, I would have been like, oh, this Trump clearly. Yeah, 100%.

Because even though he's like, obviously, like, wrong on a lot of these things. And he just like, there were, there were times where he's like, what the debate, the moderators were like, what are you going to do about the skyrocketing course, the skyrocketing price of China. childcare in the United States and he goes First of all, this guy's the worst Like, I'm not even joking Like it literally It literally just straight up like So he didn't answer a lot of questions

But he at least looks like alive Which is kind of like the lowest bar possible And Joe Biden just couldn't do it I didn't even understand what he was saying Half the time Yeah, he was to be humbly honest with you Barely finished sentences But did you see, look, you know the thing that upsets me the most

Like people that are that back him No matter what That are trying to back him not no matter what with the exception of last night there was a lot of, not last night, but for the debate, there was people that were being honest.

They're like, ooh, they look bad. Even Obama came out. Even Obama was like, you know, can't win them all. Like, you know,

he basically admitted that he definitely got slaughtered. Yeah. In the most political way possible on Twitter. You can't not notice. Yeah. And the thing is,

and so you guys- If someone bats for 10, but you bat for zero, they beat you. Here's the problem. Here's the problem. What's going to happen? Because at first, first of all, if the Israel-Palestine didn't thing happen, Trump does not win. I believe that because wholeheartedly, there are so many people that are not backing Joe out of principle just for that, which is just that is already a disaster for the Democrats. And then because of what they saw now in the debate, what there's going to be is just less people not voting. They're not people that are just going to go shoot over to Biden. They're just, I can't, because people that are going to vote for Trump, already going to vote for. They're locked in. They're fucking locked in. These people are fucking zealous. The big wrench in the gear, though, with that is, is the election

integrity kind of thing. Because, like, there's a lot of Trump people who believe that the election is rigged inherently and they believe that it was stolen anyway. So, I do wonder if there's, like, a large contingent of Trump voters who just won't vote because, like, they don't see the point. I don't think so. There are some that exist. I think they would, no, there is, I think it's too small of a amount because that means that they're actually not completely stupid. And most of them are not that. It's like a weird instant. It's going back over where it's like, yeah, you're so stupid that you do a smart thing.

Yeah. Because that's how it is though. There's the people that are, maybe we should push bikini bottom like that type of shit. It's like, and it works? Yeah, you're right. If it's not there, he won't come back. The small amount of people that are disillusioned with Trump is so fucking upsetting.

When the amount of stuff that he's done and just said actively. I think there's a lot more people that are disillusioned with him on the right than we think. But the problem is that it's the home team thing. A lot of right people don't like him. Like a lot of like, like any conservative every conservative person with sense is like

this guy's fucking out of pocket. But here's the thing that's weird about that. Because I feel like if he, okay, because you know it's all about the system at the end of the day. Yeah, for sure. If he doesn't completely cater the system, you know, he could be had his head blown off or something. You know, who knows?

But what I'm saying is, the the reason why I feel like a lot of those people are backing him because he's going to line their pockets. If not, because there are some things that, like, real Republicans were seeing that even Biden was trying to fucking do, like, say, when it comes to immigration, when there was that whole bill that was going to give, like, $20 billion to, like, that was going to go towards immigration way too much money. It's just fucking

ridiculous. And then Trump's, like, don't help out Biden, kill the bill. And so all the Republicans that actually cared about that shit because, you know, they're brainwashed into thinking that it's a disaster, we're like, fuck. Like, they had that realization they became disillusion but then other people push them back in line

where they're like they understand it like this guy sucks ass but we can't you will be punished if you let Biden have fucking Ws like and it's getting to a point

where it's a really weird it's a really weird state where it's like I feel like all of this I'm like all of this every single aspect of this problem because I think every major problem

in the world 100% is based of education I think all of it is education I think every single problem that exists on this planet is education. Can we just release Silverback Gorillas on the next debate stage? Can we just like starving gorillas? It would be

funny for a little bit. It'd be really funny for a few minutes. I think it would be fun. I think it would be the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. I think it'd be really funny for a few minutes. Like I think I think I could laugh at it the whole time. Like how about you can't laugh at that the whole time. Chris could too. He wouldn't admit he did. But you can't laugh. I would like, no, I would You would not admit it. I would.

You're like, all right, I laughed a little bit but then like, you know, people started to die. Wait, wait, a silverback gorilla

unleashed. No, like two, three that are angry and hungry. I want them. And they spun them. And they spun them.

And they spun them. At the debate. At the debate. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's, I don't,

let me, look, I don't consider these people people. I don't know. I'm just going to be, I'm honest enough to admit this. Yeah. I feel like a lot of people

think that way. They don't, They won't say it, but if you run for president generally, like, you're already like on my shit list on some level. I think it'd be really funny experts. Biden with his like, I, I, hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of smart talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms,

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No. He's still property. I don't think you can unethically kill war criminals. No. I don't think so. Well, he's just dead already. Like, I don't know. I don't know.

Oh, he'd mean to even... I don't know what there is to get rid of really He is undead, that is very true I wouldn't be surprised if you zoom in on that On the footage of him and you see like the little strings I'm holding him up I think he's a drowger for sure I think he's a drogger like if you like

If you like if you catch a divination spell It'll be like undead You know what I don't get You know what I don't get like say Okay it's like when you have a fight And you're not feeling well And it's probably in your best interest Even though a lot of people

When you're disappointed In your best interest to pull out Why the fuck Couldn't Joe be like when when when he showed up and he was like Oh no no no no no we got to postpone no fucking chance we gonna do this So here's a bitch it and he's somebody else coming no Jack I'm fucking fine And he literally shits himself falls a there's a banana appears out of nowhere and he slips on it This man's pants are full of poo look at him look at him

Like he's fucking walks on the stage pantsless he literally has no pants He got the big up the smit on oh my yeah I walked out of might increase his points, bro. He got the schmead on him, though. That actually, like, people might vote for him if he was packing. My BP is forked in all the right ways. I'm got a guy named Buster.

I was five. He fell down my asshole. I said, wow. I said, keep away from me, he said. It's the fucking tree on silver wings where it's a bunch of branches. Silver wings. That branched until the one fat cock and it's like, damn, dude. Look, yeah.

Damn, Jack. See, the one thing, the one thing that my opponent doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, And then he just, just, Mr. Biden. Mr. Biden, please. And he's just, look at this guy. He's jerking off on stage. And he's nuts on him. He's nuts on the problem.

Then he fucking, no, he's about, he's like, he's about to. He's by, you see, like, he's dripping. He's like, he's pre-coming. But then he's like, he's, he's, my appointment. My opponent does he. Like, and he had to get one nut off. You see that? You see that, did I clip of him saying, uh, we finally beat Medicare?

hair. Oh yeah, he just kept fucking, he said, that's not what I meant. That's fuck. And then Trump was like, he did beat Medicare. He beat it to death with a big stick. I was like, nah, you walked into that one for no reason. There's no reason to say, I beat Medicare. That's crazy. Biden's useless without a

fucking teleprompter. He's completely inept. And the thing that this, let's have him die and then let, like, I hate Kamala Harris on my heart. Here's this situation. Everyone hates Kamala. Here's the problem. You're at the BT Awards?

No, I don't have the BAT awards. This happened? She was like, they're not like us. She was doing that? She said that. Stop! I swear on my life. Stop!

That doesn't matter that much. My life doesn't matter much of true. But I swear it, that happened. Stop! I don't want to hear. Stop. Dom, this is hurting. BT has fallen so far from me.

It's crazy. Stop. Stop talking about Kamala Harris, Tom. She's so annoying. Why are you? You know, it's crazy? You know what's crazy? It makes you really sad.

BET used to be literally a like a proper pinnacle for the black community. Yeah, kind of. It was once upon a time in like the 90s, early, early, early 2000. Yeah, because I was what to say, like by the time I found it and started watching, it was like 2008. It was like it was like a pillar. It was not great. It was a place where new music would be shown as a place where black culture would be explored and talked about. When it was probably owned by a black person then, that's the thing.

It's probably owned by a black person. I don't know. That wasn't ignorant then. I actually, you could Google that. And I feel like I wouldn't be surprised. if you were really disappointed by that assumption. Yeah. My friend, so here's the thing.

One thing I know for sure, it's hard to cut you off is by, this is way in the future. Don't ever apologize to him again. Don't fucking way. Whoa, apologize, but I'm a person. I mean something. I mean.

All, shut up, niggum. So by 2010 for sure, so maybe back in the day, like say early, maybe, maybe there was a black executive CEO, who knows. But I know my friends met the CEO's daughter. or dotters.

I can't remember. They basically, they, they, they were at a, at somewhere in Malibu and they, and they fucked their, uh,

fucked his daughters. And so I thought that was pretty cool. He was like, hey, we, we went over, we went over the fucking CEO B, T's house. We fucked his daughters.

So in 99, that's pretty crazy. In 99, it was owned by Robert Lewis Johnson. Okay. That sounds black. That sounds pretty black. That sounds pretty black man.

It was quite 2001. And then when did it become a black? company. It was sold in 2005. 2005. Sounds about right. Wow. And then he had fucking whiteified it. Yeah. That's when we had freak nick shit on there. That's back. That's back when it was like, had Tiggas underground

of Freight sale Fridays. Back when what you call WonderSixie Park was actually good. It was still good. It was a fun thing to watch with AJ and Free. And then it turned into a... I already saw the right on the walls. Nigger shows and accentrating niggas-niggism and a bunch of like really terrible. I think the first time I saw MGK on there, I was like, it's over. When I saw a white person on that,

I wasn't Eminem, I got really upset. And the funny thing is, I saw, I couldn't, that wasn't Eminem. Girl, I saw,

when I saw, uh, it was an insane clown posse song called, we don't die or something. DET? X murderers, we don't die.

Serial killers. I hate that juggolette, bro. I hate it. I hate it. I've never, can I tell. Sincerely.

Freaks of the night. We don't die. We don't die. We get hard. Stop it. Pussy was wild, I actually. It was wild, though.

crazy dog I actually don't think I've ever heard an insane clown posse song I'm real I don't ever do it yeah I'm 20 dollar bill oh my god what you're saying doesn't sound like a song to be it sounds like it sounds like it sounds like

it sounds like you're joking why are you lying why are you lying look I will okay you might have heard one song it was the dis the M&M dis you might have heard that right slimus I said yeah I didn't hear that one look at that was because I like slim anus

because it was exactly the type of Slim anus? Yeah, it's my, it's, it's the, it's the same humor that I'm doing right now. Right. It's literally just, uh, hi, my name is, you know, it's that song. Slim anus. And so they would take regular lines of the song and then they would replace obviously not him, but they would try to make it kind of have the same cadence.

Right. So like, it's funny. It's actually kind of funny. I don't, I just, I hated them. They never seemed like a music group to me. They just seemed like they. They just seemed like clowns. So I found out of them first of all from backyard wrestling.

because they were They were into that shit They were WCW Yeah they were They were in it And it was fucking fire Because I remember Wait

There's more Would you vote for the insane Clown Posse over these guys They're clowns I'd fucking eat them I'd eat them alive If you had a chance Honestly

I think I would I probably would I think I would Never put a jugolo Inside of You're out of you You guys don't have You guys have

You guys have never Stead of close enough to the problem That's the thing I don't think I don't think you understand You understand We're replacing

No no I think I understand You're replacing Guys this make me present Look, man. Just make me president and I swear I'll change. They're going to kill me within a few hours. But before they get a chance to, I'll do something good.

My guy. So here's here that way too. I feel like all the nooks. Look, obviously the insane clown posse don't crave power because they're clowns. There's a limitation. There's a ceiling for being a clown. You've nerved yourself basically.

Yeah. So I trust them to not be these insidious power. hungry pieces of shit. All they're probably going to do is like paint the fucking White House with clown makeup on it. And they're going to replace water with the Fago. Like there's going to be blue Fago. Look,

Blue Fago is disgusting. Fago is just, but what the fuck is Fago? Yeah, exactly. It's basically, it's basically pop. Okay, because they don't call it soda. They call it pop,

all right? Yeah. So you go to the Midwest and then you get, you get some pop. There was a lot of them up by where we were not exactly where we lived. We lived, we lived there was too much money for them to be, where we live.

But like, like just out of where we, like just a little further up where we lived. They were priced out. They were like, oh, we can't live here.

Where were they? Where were they had been? They were in like PV, usually like spacking kill. Oh, I never went like like LaGrange. Like LaGrange is right, right,

right next to where you live technically. Yeah, but like we had like a separation. We had a border wall, I think. Oh my God. When I think about that girl every time my heart gets sad.

Oh, the juggle it? Yeah, dude. She would say the N-word too much, and I'm like, yo, you really shouldn't be saying it that much. I like too much. The implication is that there is a certain amount. In certain moments, it's like, all right, this is relatively fine, you know? You can do it two, two a day, and then she needs to do a full rest for every recharge. Yeah, you got to be a full rest.

It's like a super ability. She's got to recharge. You got to roll your night. You can't do it's short rest. You got to get a full night's rest. Get your six hours, and then you're like, all right, I use this ability again. Dude, I just I really, I don't know man.

I really hope I hope that this four years gets so bad with the presidency, so much bullshit that we have to like, it's like, all right, we can't have. I agree. These people cannot touch this anymore. That's what was supposed to happen the last time.

But the problem is this, right? Donald Trump's as a, as a entity, has opened the floodgates for any sort of fucking him, him, him, him, her, they kind of psychopath to walk in. It's going to be a while. Nobody, have you seen anybody who's even remotely close to

mimicking the type of, because he's so good at, you know, failing forward and just saying whatever, but sounding confident? I think Trump's, I'm not talking about the ability to what he does. I'm saying the kind of people that will run. No, but they won't, but they won't capture the, because like say for example, Ron DeSantis, right, had. He really tried. He really, for a minute, for a minute, for minute people were really excited about him. During COVID, they thought he was the man. They thought he was the man during COVID. During the lockdowns. The Florida guy, right? Yeah, they thought he was the man. And then, uh, they quickly realized he's insane and he has, he's a sociopath and can't even smile. And he's wearing these weird, like, long white boots and why he was wearing like, Kanye boots. But they're like, I'm like a killer gay. He's like, I'm going to kill every gay. I'm like, I'm going to Trump. You were like, yeah, I don't know what's going on with his shoes. It's weird.

It's so weird There's like a heel There's a platform in him And he goes It goes like this And he walks He goes He did that

From that it was over He destroyed him He's fucking over He destroyed him He's really good At just like bullying people Yeah And the thing that he understands

Is that he can lie And it's just like whatever It's nothing And that's Isn't it weird though Like say Somebody brought this up A lot of president said

To be fair This is a good point though Like check this out So people are like Okay Alex Jones got convicted Hello hello I'm Malcolm Gladwell

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That is what he got convicted about. Essentially what he did was just lie. If Alex Jones can get convicted and get his assets fucking seized and essentially because he won't pay the money, they're like going to. take all of his assets from Info Wars. He's actually getting his studio shut down pretty soon. So maybe shut down by the time it goes out, his studio might be shut down.

Then he'll just be in his living room or something with a webcam or some shit. But what I'm saying is, if he can get, like, why the fuck are we not applying that? Why is it that you can, because I saw a debate and it had to do with like, it was some congressional, it was like a congressional debate. Lauren Bober was a part of it.

And the guy, whoever the moderator was, moderator was was fucking crushing the people on stage bringing up all of their bullshit and like even one of the guys were he was like oh you said this you did this you said that fucking uh marjorie taylor uh green is a whore like you said all this stuff oh sorry Lauren Borbitt's a whore and then like now then he asked him a question and then the guy was just like uh uh uh thanks for that like they were this dude whoever this moderator was was fucking annihilating like annihilating the people on stage they're not going to get those kind of people and it's like look man kind of people to be there for the regular debate.

Why would they have them there? It gets to the point where why the, I just want, so this is why I want the system to collapse. I want people to be like, all right, never again.

I want people to get to that point where, but the only problem is, now that the Supreme Court justice basically said the presidency are, they're king shit, right? The antithesis of the United States 1776, if Trump wins,

you bet your fucking ass that he, he's going to... Trying to extend his presidency? He's gonna... He has no reason not to. Like, he has no reason not to just do whatever he wants because now he has the go-head. The thing is this, right?

We, we, so we as Americans have forgotten a lot of the situations that we have, right? Yeah. You're gay. Yeah, also. But we have a lot of... There's a lot of people in this country. There's a lot of people in this country. Like, Lily Me had his argument.

He was like, they can get the government. It's like, they can get the government. Like, first of all, the government can't, the arm, they were like, they didn't get the military to hurt people. It's like, the military can't openly go to arms against the people in the country. That's like not against the military. There will be private companies that will be doing it. But there's a lot of us and there's really not a lot of them. If we get hungry enough, we got to go out there and do some wild shit.

It'll take a bit for us to do it. That's not going to happen. But I think, I think if it puts comes to shove enough. I think that that kind of dispelled for me the second, like we chose the worst possible reason to storm the capital. Yeah. After so many years of good reasons. But I think that was the one we chose. They're the ones we need.

We need them. They're not smart enough to understand why they should be doing. We can manipulate it. It's like the video of that guy like bothering the cat and then pointing at the dog and the dog. They went and attack the dog. We got to shake them up. We're not vindictive enough to do that. Those people are.

It's like so. You're not. So then start your, prove it to me. Start your cult. Look, here's the thing. Start your cold. I'm really charismatic. I'm scared. I don't want to be looking over my fucking cult of people doing bad shit and being like, damn, right? I used to be a decent fella.

Start the first church of Sween, all right? And then then we'll talk. Then we'll talk. That's terrible. That's terrible. The reality is- You don't get corrupted if I fucking do some shit like that. You think I'll be fucking, I'll perish? No, it depends. Because like, I personally, if I had, like, say for some reason I had to do it, let's hypothetical, I have to start a cult for whatever fucking reason. I'm being blackmail or something. I can do it and not enjoy it. If you know what I mean. It's like a one of the thing, because I don't create it. It's like a day job. For some reason, I have to do it in this weird, stupid-ass scenario. Like, I can convince enough people to follow me. I don't know if I could do it and I enjoy it. Like, I think I'm a pretty decent person,

but I think I would get so mad that I would call for some dumb shit and it would happen. And I'd be like, wow. I'm playing this game on mod version. Yeah, yeah. I told these guys to run at the wall like World War Z and eat every person in the facility and they did it. That's wild.

If you can train somebody to... Because, like, man, just storm the debate. Storm the debate stage and just eat them. Eat the candidates. That is so funny that you say that? Because I was literally... I said that when I'm talking to myself here because I'm alone and I'm crazy.

But I'm just like, we should just eat these people. What would they do? What really would they do? It was just like, I declare that we should go ahead and eat these people. And then just everybody storms the stage and eat them. The idea of something. somebody being at a debate raising their hand, they're like, yeah, you, we're going to eat you now.

Yeah. And they're like, we've decided, we're going to eat you. And they're like, what do you mean? This is the way that you can serve our country best, quite frankly, is to be, to act as sustenance for a couple of people. I would love that. And then what happens is like, yeah, one guy to see the fucking special service is like, yeah, one guy grabs him. He's fucking watching subs and rolls him in half and starts drinking his intro. And it's like, oh, no.

Do you have any idea I think I don't want to tweet it? I think I said like, why can't we just gang up and eat these people? You should have, man, because I agree. That's where I'm at. Eat them. Eat them. What we do is we radicalize. We radicalize more every U-hoo drinker.

That's right. Do you know what I saw? Human. But we aim them, but we tranquilize them and open the cage and lead them into the debate office. Yeah. If we open them in regular area, that's going to be a lot of carnage for people that, regular people that are not ready for that. Carnage.

Because they'll go after the kids first. because they're smart, they're competitors. So they'll be like, you're not as fast. And they'll run after the child and eat it. I think I know how we can get this done, though. I saw on TikTok the other day of showing you the amount of procedures and blood work and x-rays and stuff that somebody got done in Turkey and a very fancy, prestigious hospital. What probably would have cost well over $100,000 in America, it was $800,000 in Turkey.

Now here's the thing If you show them that I think if you show every American That TikTok I think we can turn them Into what you were Proposing I think they're gonna be

Yeah And I think they'll be willing to Because I think at that point They'll be like Because it was the best way To articulate how badly We're getting fucked over And like visually

Because people are visual man Yeah you gotta see it Like you got Well the thing for me is crazy Have you heard of that There's like actually been Like severe work on the The Cure

for diabetes, like actually, like, properly like in China, there's, ew, proper treatment for it. Yeah, there's even cancer vaccines. And it's, and it's free to them. It's no money. Well, obviously, China has its own linear problem. The reason why they probably made that in the furthest, it's because he probably went through, like, a lot of people to make it in the first place. Yeah.

They were just like, probably. You're like, here's another little girl. Here, just go and it's 100,000. It's like how they were building the factory, not the fact, they were building the hospitals during COVID in like three days. Oh, yeah. It was like, how are they doing that? You go to hospital and it's a bunch of bones. And the hallway scream at night time Because there's people's souls trapped in it It's like GIW

You're just sleep You're just sleeping Sorry the Push him back in I'm sorry the spirits in the wall Are yelling again My apologies Here put these headphones in and in sleep

It's a good hospital It's a good huh No yeah All the girls get together And lift the hospital bed and flip it over You just like The ultimate takeaway from this should be like I really don't

You regardless of where you are politically, you can't be happy with this. Sure. Like if you are happy about like, if you're like, if you're looking at Biden, you're like, I'm stoked or if you're looking at Trump and being like, yeah, you know what? Yeah. Excited. That you're, you got to, you really got to get help because no one should, no thinking

person should be happy about these choices. You can, you know, ultimately there are choices that you're going to make for other reasons, right? Where it's like, oh, well, I'm going to vote for Biden even though he sucks because of like, oh, a potential Supreme Court. By the way, fuck with Peter Ginsburg. Um, actually. Actually. What a dumb bitch. But, but yeah, but hey, there's also more problems too. You know, at any point. Right. Uh, even now, even literally right now, codify fucking Roe v. Wade into law, making the law of the land federally. Yeah. Well, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. There's still other things. I agree with you. But also, he can't, he can't do that. So he shouldn't promise it. But he promises it even though he knows he can't. So it's, so it's, he knows he can't. So it. It's a fucking lie anyways. Like, it all wraps around into being just a bunch of bullshit. Trump can, look, Trump made the moves to make things happen. Biden ain't doing shit as far as like. Biden's an excellent.

It's weird. He's done some good things. And I feel like, what for? Because it seems like he's not doing an, it's not enough. So. It's appease the people that he promised he'd do it for. Well, he's not, well, he's not, like, because he's not, I don't even think so. No, he's not doing enough to appease me.

That's the thing that's weird. The people. D people, not like the people as masses, people he said he would do shit for. I don't even know. It's for them. We don't even get into it. Yeah, but it's just,

all I can tell people, hey, whoever you're excited for voting for, whoever wins, take a snapshot of your finances, take a snapshot of how much taxes are and everything, and see how they are after the presidency ends and see if they truly fucking did what you wanted them to do because the people are always, oh, they're going to change things, they're going to lower taxes,

and do all this stuff. I'm like, has your pocket books? ever felt fuller at any point in the past how many years of you being an adult and they just say oh charges were lowered i'm like were they were they like where do you feel like they lowered like how do these people like my favorite talking point my favorite talking point the job market was exploding under trump it's like do you know what the jobs were and then now the jobs are dude there there's so many people that are like of working like adult people that need full-time hours and they're like no we'll hire kids well the thing that bugs me is that like people people talk about like

oh the economy this the economy that it's like nobody knows that the economy works even economists have like a famous it's a famous like inside joke for economists where it's like even economists don't know what the fuck the economy is or how it works or how it functions so like what the why are we basic anything on this thing that we don't understand that no one understands it's crazy they lie and also like oh the stock markets up that doesn't say anything about the individual it's like it's crazy

it's all insane not the average person isn't a stockholder the average person doesn't do anything with stock I don't know it's not for us that's so much of it is fucking private in the first place that we can't involve ourselves in the ones that often that we involve the most of our money in are private and we can't even touch that that wavelength of stop it's just we need a reset we need heart attacks to really happen like if there is if there is a god he will be kind enough to kill both of these people and if not all right yeah then i guess i was right we need we need a force unfortunately what i need a we need a power i think

right now as it stands today i think trump's going to win because i don't Because here's what I think. I don't think, I really just don't, I don't think Biden, optics are really important and Biden just doesn't have the optics. He just looks like a corpse. Nobody, nobody earnestly believes that he's going to survive through this term, which means Kamal Harris is ultimately up. And he, does she? Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff?

Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah.

My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first Volt-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large. large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there.

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Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. Nobody... She's less popular than he is. Nobody wants Kamala. It's crazy. It's so wildly unlikable. It's crazy.

Yeah. She can't even compete with a corpse. She's a black woman that has like none of the support of the black. And it's funny because why. You have, like, because she wants. It wasn't black before. She didn't even embrace that part of her before. She was like, I'm Indian.

You know what I'm saying? Like, that's one of those things where she hit it all. She was a corrections office. Yeah, she was all sorts of shit going against her. She put a lot of our people away for fucked up reasons. For fucked up reasons that she partook in also. Yeah, like weed and shit.

That shit, when I found out about that, it made my heart. Yeah. Fuck this bitch. What's the first question, man. She kind of fine, though. Fuck that bitch. So, yeah. I think, I definitely Piper, you know, but whatever.

Yamaala is kind of fine, bro. I don't know. I don't know. No, I think AOC is the only one that I still, like, when I saw her melons, I was like, man. I didn't think she had tits that were that big, dog. I'm being honest. I was like, oh, wow, good for you. It really.

And her, her vigor. Her vigor, her vigor made her tits bigger. Like, I was like, you know, like, whoa, bars. I wasn't even tried to do that. Her vigor made her tits bigger. Her bigger made her tits bigger. And it did attract me because I am. Because I was like, I was seeing her, like, angry.

And she was wearing, like, a tight shirt. And I was like, you. she's reasonably attractive I think I think I think it's still Tulsi for me as far as just like attractiveness She sucks for sure

But like that doesn't matter I kind of want to hit her at this point I'm sorry You still I mean No I hear what you know You know she's way more attractive She's way more attractive than Kamala So you're right about that

I just wish Tulsa Gabbard didn't make me Sad that she failed me I can't believe I just the amount The fact that she just like She just pretended She pretended. She fucking swindled me and many others.

She's hot. I don't care. She almost got us. Thank God. She almost got us though. Well, I mean, we definitely. She was in a back pocket right now, dude. She was definitely mommy for a while for sure.

I would still. I'd still watch a squirt off between her and freaking, you know, a little bit of squirt off. I would watch that change. I would watch that shit and Lily would be screaming and be hitting me. And I would refuse to change the change. channel. I would take all the battle damage. And I'd be like, that was a good watch while there's puncture holes in me. I'd send inappropriate messages to call Tulsi P. Cabrard every day at 5.

Every day. My arm set off. I was like, and you know, and she says scene. It says scene. Yeah, let's start adding. Scene and there was one, there was one hard eyes. Yeah, I'm going to start adding. Let's start adding all of them. I'm going to start DM in all of you. I did. I added her one time. Remember, added her one time, say some wild shit. And you were like, dude, why did you add her? I think I did too. You did. I added it on some wild shows.

I was like, I still fuck shout out to Zussigabber and you were like, bro, why would you at her, dog? You put it on Twitter, you were like, dude,

you're wild and don't at her. And I was like, I'll do it again. It is crazy. I'll do it again. All right. Let's, whatever.

Let's get on the questions. I'm going to at the O.C. At the O.C. At least twice today. Let's start being, we want to talk about the fact that that guy walked up on those people like kissing on kick.

They were just kissing on a bridge. I still don't know what the thing you're talking about. So long story short, it's kick. It's kick. So you already know some fuck shit's about it happened. These people, these IRL streamers, they're in Vegas, fucking with people. So they're fucking, there's a couple that's just being, you know, doing PDA, like kissing up and shit like that.

And this dude just comes up and starts saying all this fucked up stuff to them. And then they're like, get the fuck away. Because the camera's like, in their face. And then when they start shoving the dude away, dude gets all mad. and then gets out pepper spray sprays them and then after that pulls out a fucking Glock and he's the one that instigated everything

saying that I will blow you away to these people another guy gets in the frame and he's trying to calm things down and he starts talking shit to that guy and says he's going to blow him away and he was like you're going to blow me away and then he goes I got something for you he walks away about three minutes later

cops show up they're down the escalator cops and then all of a sudden these dude change completely I don't do anything bro I don't do anything oh don't hurt me I thought you're gonna say

he walked off screen for three minutes came back with a fucking RPD or something I was hoping when he said I got something for you I was like oh shit he's gonna kill them but then he just got

he was like hey he comes back with a meck and something a fucking T80 the fucking power armor it's that thing that what is what is alien

oh yeah Yeah, yeah, hell yeah, dude. Those are done because it's too much exposed body. All right, exactly. You gotta have a mac. But that's, does that not, that speaks of pretty intense confidence. That would be pretty amazing.

You know? I would be terrified. He's so scared. He comes back with a fucking Gundam, the Zero One, the sword, he'd stab into the ground. Are you talking about the gondoms

that are like a hundred feet tall or whatever? Like he said he comes. The fact is what makes it crazy is that I want it to be made in so. You can't see it at all before he gets there. Where did this come, bro? It just gets there. He looks up. He does it.

He looks. Side the side behind him. And then there's a gunned, dude. The fucking, yeah, the wing zero. The, whews. It's like, why do you have a laser sword, bro? And he destroys two blocks by one swipe. You see the mountain in Vegas just gets clipped in half.

It's like, what the shit, dude? That's not fucking stupid. Did you guys, after you guys found that about volcanoes, this is a really dumb thing. After I found that about volcanoes, I thought every mountain had. lava in it. No, I didn't think that. When I was little, I thought every man had lava in it. I was like, oh, what the fuck, dude?

That's so funny. It's little kid logic. You're just like waiting for them to all just erupt, I guess. I'm like, what if I cut in this mountain too deep lava come out? That's scary. This comes from the kid that you thought that concrete was like earthly.

Like that was like natural. You thought concrete was naturally. I did. I did because it was everywhere. Yeah, this is nothing. This is the There's not that stupid. It's dumb because it's kid logic, but it's not like idiocy, you know. See, your problem is you were thinking too hard as a kid. It's not just enjoying shit. I think that was the problem.

I found out about things that instead of being like, oh, okay, I was like, wait, if that's that, then this is, oh, no. Oh, no, everywhere there's a mountain there's lava. That little mound in front of my house has lava in it. It'll kill me. Grandma, help. It's got to explode any minute. Under my bed. trembling as I'm trying to, I'm figuring out little things, but I'm trying to extrapolate big things.

That's ridiculous, man. It explains a lot. I'll just say that. You didn't think that? That's really, no one else had that idea. No, I had some dumb ideas, but I can't think them off top of my head. Viewers, listen to me. No one had that idea. No one thought like, wait a minute, those are just rocks, but there's fire in them. Liquid fire. I just had no reason not to think that. I had no reason to think that. Yeah, there's no reason. I was watching shit I shouldn't have been watching as a kid. Did you discover volcanoes before mountains? No, after,

but I thought that every mountain was also a volcano. And then when I found out there was like hot guys, I was like, how was the water hot? But still water. Like a bunch of shit that was just like, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait a second. Uh-oh. That's a weird one. How was it water, but still hot? Because it's really, really, really hot, right? So I was like, isn't it like too hot to still be water? I think it would just be steered?

Yeah, how was it still water? If it's in, so boiling. Inside the earth is hot. And I was just blowing my little, my little mind was going through so much because I was like, I was figuring out, because I was watching PBS. But at a certain point, PBS is not for little kids anymore. It's like for people that are actually intelligent to try to get smarter. But I was watching it trying to put the little kid pieces I had together in this. So instead of like making a train, I was making like a dog with train pieces.

That's pretty much what my brain was doing That is insane There's an insane way to do you're a caveman with a PSP Right You're like oh it's supposed to be a train set And I'm like all right cool And then I put it together And it's literally like three guys playing a banjo

And I'm just like It's a pitcher It's like giving a caveman a gun And he just beats people to death with it It's like you don't understand I want a therapist to like hear this And then give you a diagnosis Oh it's definitely like some sort of neurodivergence

I don't know. So yeah. It's definitely like, I don't know, probably Asperger. Something. It's something, all right, but hey, he really named. I hate that, I hate that. That disease after that guy, even though it was a dumb name. Asperger's.

Same thing with Alzheimer's. Like, I hate it. Like, Alzheimer's. Asperger's is worse. Asperger's is way worse. Because I thought it was Asperger's when I was younger. You too. I thought it was Asperger's too.

It's Asperger's. Worst group of people to be diagnosed with something like that, too. Because it's like they're already being bullied. And now they have a disease. that would be like that would be like you have that would be like if doctor gay little bitch

discovered like muscle atrophy that's amazing and so some kid who's like already like muscular atrophy they're like already kind of weak they're like you got gay person's disease

you have gay little bitch you have gay little bitch syndrome I love that I think it's insane that so many people it's a cruel thing to name a disease like that I mean you said it's a word you said cool and I thought you said cool and I was like

Sort of, yeah, I guess. That's a cruel. I fuck with it. And that's pretty cool. I think of fun of people more in general, but like in a loving way, you know? No. Like an insidious way.

What's wrong with insidiousness? What's wrong with insidiousness? The word? Like the word itself. It's a kind of cool word, to be honest with you. I don't know, man. I just kind of want to, I just want to wake up from this dream, you know?

You can't. First question from Obi-Won-Shoblo me. You can write in questions over at Patreon. Atcom slash a snark tank. Also, sorry, we have a TikTok. now, an official TikTok. Oh yeah, yeah, we do. What's the name?

The Snark Tank podcast. The TikTok is on TikTok. What's the at? At the Snark Tank podcast. Yeah. The Snark Tank podcast? Yeah. It's really cool.

Go, we're going to post clips on there. I swear, actually, I promise, we're going to do it. Yeah, that's where the, that's where the clips are going to go. It's been fun actually going through, like, some of the more recent in-person episodes and finding clips to post. We got a raid, you got to have one at least with the one of us has a rage out. That gets so much engagement. A rage out?

Like, someone's getting, like, really, really mad. but we just don't have in us anymore because we're fucking adults. Why are you laughing? Sorry, I was really trying to look because I know I sent AOC a fucked-up message at some point or something. I couldn't find it.

But I did check my messages, you know, the what do you call it when people try to message you and it goes into a certain section. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta.

We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I, I came to IBM. I wanted the experience the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point

when it will mature. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first Volt-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos.

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Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. The request. And it's all bots except for like two. And one person's until today, I hadn't heard RFK's voice. My only point of reference was your impression on the pod, which sounded fake to me. But no, he literally just sounds like a geth. And I was just like, I never thought about that. He kind of does sound like a geff. From Mass Effect?

Yeah. That is insane. He kind of does sound like a guest. He does. Shepherd commander. Oh, no. Holy fuck. Even that guy.

That guy fucking, like, he was like, oh, my. Did you, did you guys know about, I guess you guys probably don't know about this. I don't know why people take him seriously because he has a book with dedicated there's pages dedicated to him being like well HIV is a real virus but AIDS is caused by a gay lifestyle

is they do paupers no shout out they do poppers they take paupers and it makes them gay and have AIDS and I shit you not people take that guy seriously he has a book does he read the audio book

fucking die have you guys have you guys played devil make cry three chapter one I find he is Robert it's Gerald Kennedy How was he still around

I thought they got rid of him You know the thing that really is unfortunate I don't know why he escaped the curse The thing that's crazy He can't throw I guess his throat didn't though But you know Kennedy's are just cursed people

They're a cursed race The Kennedys It's their father's fault literally it's all their fucking dad's fault that's shit he must have had like a sonature medallion or something can you imagine dude oh my god that needs to be photo shot he gave it away

he gave the sonchum medallions alone for freaking Christian's mom yeah yeah oh my god the lore of that is insane or he put it on the baby oh my shoe's pregnant and he touched the baby with that's how he became Christianity for some fucking reason JFK in his free time

invented sonat chew just just as a perfectly well-reasoned, perfectly sane person. It's like, all right, here's a sign. And he made a little medallion of it. He was into arts and crafts. And then he wears it one day, and then he gets his head blown on.

And then his family leaves it in some gutter somewhere. And then... And then... He had it on during, you know, the Dallas in the grassy knolls. If you zoom... If you zoom into the Zapruder footage, you can see it dangling off of his fucking neck. Yeah, no one's ever zoomed in that close.

No one's ever zoomed in that close. He's not like so happy and everything like that. And then a blood gets on it, but then a blood gets in poor bitch. Yeah, yeah, it feeds on it. Yes, some poor soul picked it up off the ground, you know, along with maybe a chunk of a skull. And he ran into like a pawn shop later and he was like, how much for this?

And he was like, I don't want that. And then like, Chris and mom was like, I'll take it for like maybe like $3. Yeah, it was. This would be a great gift for my son. This would be a great. Yeah, yeah. And then he's thinking about having a kid. And one day I think he'll really enjoy this.

And then Chris, he grows up believing that he made it. She puts it on the baby and slowly but surely his brain chemistry gets altered. And that's how autism started actually. In fact, that was the first. I love that. Chris Chan is the alpha for autism. He is the first one. He's patient zero for autism.

That, yo, that makes a lot of sense. He is in fact the most autistic human ever. So how does it make it back to the Kennedy's? I think that Madeline just cursed their family. Oh, it just said, oh, yeah. Creating something so negative. Because he bled on it specifically. Yeah.

He bled on it. And it absorbed. And now all the Kennedy's like now Robert Kennedy's born with a fucking death voice. Uh, yeah. The only driver got cheated on. Basically, so all the ones that got, yeah, all the ones that got killed and the one of the bad misfortunes, it's every time somebody puts on the medallion, it activates the curse. And so somebody at one point, they just wore it as like on their wrist. And so it only fucked up RFK Jr's voice.

Right. And so it didn't get up hit on. the way. So it didn't kill him. It just fucked his voice. It's skipped. It's now going to the next generation. That, the Sonic 2 medallion is death drinker, but real. Yeah. The real fucking Stormbringer from fucking Michael Morcox books,

but it's the Sonic 2 necklace. I believe it. That is crazy. It's true. It's real. I saw a picture of a doctor disrespect wearing it. That's crazy. Yeah, literally actually. If you put that, if you put that shit on Millennia, she'll die. That's how bad it is. If you put that one on the other ring boss, they'll be like, stop, stop.

And it would just see like purple, like lines going down because they're getting constantly deep up. You know what's funny, though? There was a lawyer. We talked about, I talked about him briefly. His name's Nick Ricketa. Oh, yeah, yeah. He had a similar kind of thing. He had the literal scenario happen to him.

He opened up some mail from a peal box. Then he got the Sautishu Medallion? He put it on and literally his life was destroyed. I'm telling you, man, you want to steer clear. I would screw if I open that set up and fell out. I'd be like, oh, fuck. As soon as you see it, you immediately cover it. That's it.

That's like the ring tape or something. You got to keep yourself as far away from that as possible. You got to give it to somebody else before 15 minutes or else you'll get. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You have 15 minutes to damn another person. And they have to accept it. You can't, you have to accept it. You have to be like, yeah, I'll guess I'll take that.

Yeah. Yeah. I'll give it a... One of my uncles I don't talk to. I'll just give him. It's crazy that he sounds like that. It really is. I don't know.

The issue is like... So a lot of people have opinions. A lot of people have opinions about RFK, right? Yeah. I've seen pretty much... I think I've filled myself in on a lot of what he thinks.

I've seen some of the stuff that he says and I was like, okay, that makes sense. See a lot of it and it's crazy. So to me, I'm just like, why even... The thing to me that makes it... He talks out of his head. That's the thing for me. Well, the thing that makes it a non-starter for me.

It's like he can. can't win. Like with that voice, he can't win, so why are we even entertaining? Yeah, why are we entertaining that? Even if he does have, like, I can't even remember. Like, there was like something he said that I agree with, but even then it's like, I don't care. He's a fucking insane anti-vaxia that's gotten dozens of children and Samoa killed. Like, I get like, I can't fuck with this guy. He's a fuck, he's insane. And he's a fucking lawyer. Okay, so pseudo intellectual, genuine lawyer. Genuine question. Yeah. Yeah. Trump, Biden, RFK.

Oh, man. Biden. You think so? So from what Biden has done so far, and this is the fucking problem because we know how stupid people are. I get, yeah. There's actually a paper trail of some good shit that he's done. You say that to somebody, they're going to freak out because they literally have no idea. They just think Biden bad, oh, he old, but they're not thinking about certain things that have actually done that actually infrastructure or things of fucking Afghanistan being ended. They try to criticize how it.

I'm like, dude, there was no way. Well, he green with the community movie, too. What's the question? I don't remember. Read it, please. The screen's off. Oh. That's a little part of that.

I'll see you guys later. I forgot. How does the theme song go again? Community. If you're looking for more, suck on my feet, penit to your butt. I'm making this on my own.

No, I'm no. I'm no community. I'm no community. Did you say I'm no? Bigga man. I've been saying that for years. I've been saying that for, you can't tell none of you have ever said that.

I've never said that. Of course. You're lying. You're lying. You never said, you literally, the first time you heard that song, you said it. Before you even knew who was going to Superman, you were playing Halo one day when you were like nine and you were like,

nigger. Yeah, I've heard it. And then you get playing. Your parents were like, what? Why do you say? that. Speaking of Halo, do you guys, do you guys, the very last few seconds of the podcast, did any of you catch it? I did. I did see it. What? I was, so I forgot we did that also. Yeah, so me totally. So, okay. So I wanted to, I really wanted to annoy the people that,

look, they're, there overwhelmingly people are like, yeah, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the dead two fucking TikTok thing, whatever, that thing is funny. Right? There were the people that were, like, annoyed by these gay Dutch. It wasn't really that many people. It wasn't that many people but we've been going over like oh i saw the opening of it it was like walking a little no so the open why because lily's watching and i heard that shit and i ran it in the room and i was like like what's happening is there a new one? the top comment oh no it's blending in the end of it so the ending i was gonna finish so we got a little bit too out of like we didn't finish off the halo theme well we started off great um

and then i put a little reverb i try to make it sound like very good but at the very end it was like, ah, it's not, we didn't finish off good enough. So then I thought, well, it would be a better idea to put more of that Red Dead clip. So as it's about to go and like, it's a, oh, and then all of a sudden it just, are you gay, son? Are you gay? No, no, no, no, sorry. He says, I'm out of here. I'm not going to hang out with a couple of queers.

And then the podcast just ends. I fucking love the fact that that has become part of our brand in this podcast. Oh, yeah. We're going to, we're going to make the. No. No, we did. We did. I was like, we got to do, when we finally do a live show,

we got to have all those voice actors there. Yeah, we're going to, we're going to pay for them specifically. Sweeney will pay out of his share of his pay for that month. And then he'll fly all those guys out and give them room and board, free meals for, what do you say, five days in a five-star hotel, you think? That's enough time for them to kind of get acclimated. Yeah. Hello, hello.

I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM Research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff?

Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah.

My cell phone has a... mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. You'll get matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for.

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It's worth it. I'll get the real voice actor. All right, listen, Obey wants that place, John. I'll be like, what? What are you talking about? Obie won't you blow me. We're fucking running late again. Yeah, of course we are.

Oh, God, we're almost supposed to be done. All right, speed run, speed run. Speed run. Speed run. Open, oh, we won't you blow me, and he says, hey, guys. A common trope in fantasy is the concept of dark magic, i.e, magic, which is forbidden or shunned due to be,

due to it, due to it, I thought I said ethnically dubious. It's ethically dubious. And easy and easily used to cause harm. My question is, what specific technologies, fields, et cetera, would you categorize as dark science? Oh, AI. AI is dark science as fuck. AI, penis enhancement. I would do it.

I would do it. But yeah, that's definitely dark magic. You're definitely supposed to just have the kind of dick you have. You're not supposed to be like, fuck it, I want bigger, more veins. Rounder head. I think I would have to say the... The code in fact is the dark dark what was this question again? It was about dark dark magics

Yeah something about gay people and you know a lot of dark magics right? You're black I was gonna say that he's cursed that is the most offensive thing you've ever said to me I'm gonna Derek not RFK you know what dark matters you're a dark human you're black your skin's black so you know bad I can't believe you would call Robert F Kennedy a dark skin person that is the worst thing. That is worse than my voice. I can't believe you're insulting him. RF Kennedy Jr. as he's in our studio right now

for audio listeners. Only. Only. Only. Otherwise, otherwise, it's lying. Thank you. Thank you, Chris. You're a very noble and a very beautiful person. I can't understand anything that you're saying because you sound disgusting, but thank you. I just... You don't even somebody treated that way on a real show? They're just like completely cruel.

That'd be my new favorite person. Do you miss your brother? Like, that's what you miss your brother? How much? You want to see him? Are you even really related? Are you, I want to see him? Is this like a... How many of the all got to take it out? Is this like a rough number of you?

You're just named yourself the candidate. Yeah. That would be amazing. What if that was actually a face? Just with a look of pure fucking vitriol of disgust. You disgust me. You're disgust me. Yeah, it's definitely a eye.

You're disgusting. You are disgust me. You know, what if he's not related? Because we just call him Rolf K Jr. What if his name was like, Rockafel? Rockefeller Clint Fitzgerald

His last name is Jr. His last name is Jr. His middle name is Kennedy His first name is Robert. People have the last name. I've never made a person with the last name. I know I have. No one of the last name.

No way. Yeah, Jamaicans have to have the Latin name Jr. Junior? That's not their last name though, right? First name and last name sometimes. I swear to God. Their name junior junior? They can't, they probably could be.

A Jamaican will name a kid Jr. for real. I fucking hate. Look, dude, I'm I'm like mostly Jamaican, I think Yeah I cannot stand my people, dog I cannot stand them

They are like most Caribbean Are like really happy and like Dancing and want to have fun Yeah And then there's Jamaicans who are just mad And hump each other In the fucking middle of parties And I'm like dude

I wish I was more St. Tomian Because God damn Jamaicans make me fucking mad Well I don't know Yeah, they're they're fun They're insane. Yeah. They're insane.

95% of videos of Jamaicans are them yelling in anger. It's a lot of that. It makes me so upset, dude. That's a lot of that. I'm glad I wasn't raised by one because I would have been so much anger than I am. I think it would have added so much flavor to this podcast. If I was just really angry. You're just angry with all of your patois, dude.

I get like, I flare up and then I'm like, I can't do this no more. I don't want to die. I'd have to be focusing. I have to be concentrating so hard to understand what you were saying. I can speak Potswa, but I just don't. Well, you should. No. You should.

No. You should like, fucking for an episode. There's no shot I would have been friends with Kingsen if he spoke. If he was fucking. It's just an incomprehensible to me. It's really not incomprehensible. It is, it feels like stroke English is the thing. What do you mean?

Most of the things are the same. Dude, you remember Little Jacob and GTA for? That's what I was saying. Yeah. Little Jacob is, little Jacob is ridiculous. Don't get me wrong. It's actually extremely insulting. But it's funny because it's so

Like there's a Jamaican guy Like I met my uncle, Mangua, I'm yeah, Yeah, Where ya, I'm doing, I'm like,

You met your uncle? Yeah, I met one of my uncles And I was, because he speaks, he speaks, I'm not, that's not true.

That's not true. We don't have uncle. This is impossible. You're a liar. But like, when he was speaking to me, what was he saying? What was that?

I don't know. He was trying to tell me like if I'm going to school and am I taking care of education. I was like, what the fuck are you? What? I would know your language?

What do you mean? What do you think you would want to say If you're gonna beat your meat? How would you think you would somebody Like, if they're doing Pattoe, how they would say that? What do you think? I'm gonna go yank my snakey.

We're not going to you pull it thing, eh? My nut on the boy, eh? Yank it up. No, man. You're stroking yourself. Dude. I'm gonna go find a fucking a podcast that's just

Bomber ass. That shit's got to be. praising listen, dude. That would be fucking, that would. A Jamaican podcast. You could, you could. The thing is that most Jamaican people,

you'll hear they have, like even me, I have more of an American accent when I speak, but to find a Jamaican, that's conscious enough to like, I'm going to record myself and put it on the internet,

speaking backwards three potwa is in. They have to come, me boy. My half it come hard. Welcome. Wangwa, well, My name, Sean, you know, podcast, you are a thing here.

We're going to talk about the thing, yeah? So this week on American politics, yeah? My two Yankee, man, they are talking on the stage, them. I not know what they tell what they talk about. You may not know. I have no clue. One of the man is fucking shit himself. The other man are orange like a fruity.

See, that's the thing. It's like, it's just, it's just. It's so entertaining. It's disgusting. It's disgusting. It's disgusting. But here's the thing, without the accent. and without the accent and the energy,

it is how Joe Biden would speak. You know what I mean? It's like, me not, me not know. Me, I haven't no clue. Me, me, I haven't no clue. Me not know, me haven't no clue. I know, I know. A podcast and solely of that would be fucking, you could.

13, yeah. You could induce an aneurism in an alien with that podcast, I think. Yeah, that'd be. La Guant, you, huh? Yeah. I like that dude from the Bahamas, foreign man. He's from,

I think he was Jamaican. He's behemian? Yeah, he's from Baham. Yeah, yeah. I thought he was Jamaican. He's really, really, really good content. He grew up here for a minute.

I thought he was fucking Chinese. Foreign land. That black muscular, clearly Caribbean. This big black dude that's like, heyo, what the, you know, you see what one?

What one? I don't know. I don't know. And he's just, I don't see, I don't know. I just don't see color, really.

Even him, like when I speak pottoe, I sound more. more Caribbean and he does because he sounds very American he has an accent he he uh he but he went to school in america he also i think it went to like for eight 10 years the first 18 years is life and then he went to obamas and then he came back to the midwest i don't know to the midwest yeah the caribbean to the midwest it's crazy i really thought it was like chinese or greek or something it could not have you the idea of so so what let's say let's say what do grue would look like to you

what do i look like to you huh what do i look like to you i knew i know i know i know you know but let's just say what do I look like to like, like an anglerfish kind of that's imagine your perception was that war is there like a new and you knew it do you actually see

do you actually see a dangling thing yeah I see I see danglies you don't see that light in front of your face like just fucking are there humans that look like angular fish actually yeah that's insane that is And Kingston looks a little bit like the red hot chili peppers, but all of them.

All of them put together. No, no, not all of them put together. He just looks like all. I look at him. You see all four of them? When he looks at me, he's like, nah, nah,

man, man, na, man, man, man, man, is that hey,

can you stop? But I'm like, what, you're doing, yeah, you're talking and then he's like, hip-tip, then up on a B, baby,

you're scatting, stop scatting. I hate the way he's scats. I hate the way he's scats while he sings. I love that song, dude. Every time he does that shit, like Anthony Kedius, well, there's a couple of things. I don't like how he's 60 and his girlfriend's like 20. So what?

She's legal, whatever. I mean, Anthony Kita should have been dropped his a fetus in my opinion. Bars! Bars! Next question. Bar! Bars! I want to B.J.

Little girls in the freeways. I could literally, if I took time and I like wrote, if I looked at lyrics of that song, could definitely make a wild shit of that. Oh yeah, yeah. I just sat down for like 20 minutes. Yeah, this is good.

Yeah, this is real good. I call the cops. They give me all the leeway. They give me. The things I come, the big is I hit. The women I strike. The women I strike.

Everybody dies except who. Whoa. Anthony Getus. Anthony Getus. You got to stop my guy. You got to chill. He got a chill.

No. No. He writes a song called no, and it's just no. No. Audio. I'm going, no. I was just a person. Not even a second long.

Yeah. I was just a, I was listening to K Rock and they played like. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research. what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new

algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the, you. experience the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology?

There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there.

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but I've definitely heard it because like one of our good friends is a fake pepper is fucking like who? That's weird. Who? I always wondered. I always wondered. I was like, how are they the most one of the most popular bands where I don't know a single soul that loves everybody was like oh yeah like them but I had never encountered one person that's like they got very loved the chili peppers. They had like two whole really really popular album

that's why. Like the weird thing is Can't stop I'm coming in my daipies My pamper is heavy full of comments they made me something poop and I got to the bathroom My panthers are My pamper's full of mostly this coming probably some poo

I need some help, dude. I need some help, dude. The idea of someone wearing papers and filling them with cup is insane. That's so crazy. The idea of cum leaking other side of someone's pamper is a lot. That's kind of smart. That's a lot. That is a lot.

That's a lot of cum. Literally can't hold anymore. That is a lot of cum. God damn it, man, I fucking came in my pull-ups. What the fuck, dude? His pull-ups hit the guy with a splat because there's so much coming it. She was-turted it. I'm just leak into my BJs.

There's come in the front. She's done twirked in front. I mean, maybe coming my pull-ups, dude. The fuck, dude. He takes them off,

angrily slaps him all the floor. He's just talking about him as if it's, like my pull-ups. Like, this adult talking about his pull-ups. Like you were like, like you were dependers on this like, no,

man, they're just normal fucking dikees, man, there's adult huggies pull-ups. You don't wear huggies? You don't wear dikees, man? Is that like,

because you, Anthony Kittis-Catis, he was on, he was on Joe Rogan's podcast and they were having that conversation. He's like, well, wow, man, you wear a pull-ups? Wow. Wow, man, that's crazy.

That's crazy. And he's like, yeah, you don't? What do you mean? He's like, so the other day, I was wearing my pull-ups, and then I started writing my lyrics and I was like, peep-pap, pal-up put-up bollups. Wow, that's incredible. Fucking Joe Rogan, bro.

I miss it. That's amazing. I miss old, I miss old. I miss old Rogan, man. I just really, I really. Yeah, I miss pre. I miss pre-Texas, uh, him because he's, uh, he's a, he's a wild boy now. I feel like he's done so much damage to the comedy community too.

I think he's done like a lot of damage damage to the world because his, he has the number one podcast. He's like very influential. And when you, when you, when you bring, you forgot Territ Howard and say he's a genius, when you say that, he said, audibly say the word, he didn't say to his face. But on the next podcast he did where he had somebody was just as insane or actually crazier than him. than him. He was like, man, it's crazy.

Like, just listen to someone like that and try to keep up. Like, he's like, he's a fucking genius. And I'm like, I don't even, I don't feel alive anymore. I feel like I died and I'm just in a stupid coma. Like, because I was like, this is. We aren't kind of like a purgatory kind of situation. It really feels like that. I feel like,

Bapapap. Beepa-bap buddy-la-bidi-ba-ee-ba-p. Every song. That's all these songs to me. It's just that. I just can't stop. They have no variation in their discography to my ears at all. We got to do questions.

We got questions. We can't have another three-hour one. You say that. It's too late. It's too late. So Doembringer wrote in? He says, do you guys have any stories with fireworks? I was re-listening to Sleepy cast and was reminded of that story of the Gaston actor at Disney World who blew his fucking head off with one.

I don't have anything like that. The idea, the idea of killing yourself with fireworks. The idea of gas, damn, blowing his own and head off. No one. Boom! Hell yeah, dude. And they keep singing. They just keep going.

The show must go on. They have not looked back yet. So they don't know he's dead. It is like he's missing his lines, but I've got to keep going. They're professionals, man. They find him. They look back and see his head is gushing like a geyser. And they fucking stay in character.

It's got like a gears of war headshot. Like when the juicy. And then fucking they just professionally grab his body and they just start going with them. They have to just make him go. Understudy? No, he's still dancing. His body's still dancing. His motherfuckers committed.

It's like fucking Resident Evil. You'll blow a motherfucker's head off and they'll still take a few steps. And then after like, oh, wait, I'm dead. Dude, I'm definitely. That's how every single Disney, Disney World character actor is. Yeah. Everybody in costumes of Disney World, they are imbued. They have to work.

They have to. Dude, I've definitely shot people in Red, fucking, Resident Evil, too, and they grab me, and it's just head, and then they let go. And I'm like, audience, clip that before he says in Resident Evil. Just clip it when he says he shot people. Why are you trying to fucking pull this narrative that I'm a horrible person? Let my actions prove that. You stay out of this.

No. Stay out of this. Oh, yeah. But yeah, fireworks. No, not really. I definitely blew up firework in front of my face one time. I told the story before. Oh, yeah?

Yeah, I got a firecracker and it was like in my hand and I like lit it and I didn't. You didn't let it go? I was going to throw it off the window, but I got an average by the fires. Oh, my gosh. And it blew up in my face and then my grandma was like, what the fuck? And my dog was barking. And I was like nothing. And I ran and came outside.

Nothing. Nothing. I was fucking blinded. Like, yeah. It's not. It's not. It's not specifically I guess it is

Firework related technically kind of But we I remember I went to a like this Science camp because of course I Of course I did You had glasses you had to go to one Yeah I did I went to a science camp where it was actually really cool

Like we built robots and shit out of like Legos and like motors And it was really fucking cool Concentration camps was really sick Yeah I was really cool thing I was really hungry but it was cool going on Yeah for sure But we We built at the end of

Whatever I think we were there for like a couple weeks and at the end of it, we built these, like, rockets. It was like, it's just a simple, like, hey, we had a fun time and building, like, weird robots and stuff. Let's end it with, like, just, like, we're going to launch rockets. You're going to build your rocket. You're going to launch it up. And I remember, like, I built mine and I lit it.

And it was taking a weirdly long time. So I, like, I looked right over. Like, it was really stupid. And then I leaned back, and I was like, okay. And then I'm not, I feel really bad about this, still to this day. But, like, it, it pops. off and then like Veeed into a tree

And Decimated a bird Oh Fuck the bird up Damn I didn't have a time It didn't get bullet time I think it was like a sleep

It was sleeping or something With its eggs and everything Like a whole Orphan them The whole family There's nothing left The whole thing Because I'm sure the eggs fell

Oh yeah It starts over with the squirrel Where I went to The squirrel and it didn't move and hit the squirrel and I was like yeah what the fuck dude it's like they always move yeah I felt so bad about it because it's like I went to go get it because we were gonna go get the the rockets and it was just like it was half

and half of it was like on the ground and the other half was in the bird oh my god it's like I don't want this I don't think I don't think I want this rocket was burst alive did you like walk out of him like ha ha you're suffering no that bird was mega not alive your after makes me happy man I'm gonna eat your soul now, bird's sorry. That's crazy. That's the craziest one I have.

It was like, you don't pay of fireworks. You weren't a fucking deviant child? No. I wasn't into like hurting stuff or hurting myself. I didn't hurt things. I didn't do it. I wasn't like setting out to snipe that bird.

Look, man, kids, uh, I think parents are fucking retarded. And it's like, hey, let's not give our kids gunpowder. I don't know. It just seems stupid as fuck to me.

It's just gunpowder, dude. It's just season my chicken with gunpowder. Oh, pretty cool. Yeah. I think I'm going to get a... That's a louder statement than you think it is. I think I'm going to get a bantam chicken.

Just to have... What is that? Just a type of chicken. What does it have? What is that? Going to hang out with the bantam chicken. What is the bantam chicken? What is it?

What is the bantam after the chicken bring to the table? Well, it just, I just like how it looks and they're a little more aggressive, you know? I can't tell if you're joking. So I'm going to get a banning chicken. Is bantam chicken? Is bantam from some sort of fantasy or mystical world? No, it's a chicken. Is it's a real chicken?

Yeah. Yeah, it's a baby. You know, like, Bantam weight? It's based, the bats from the chicken. You know how they got flyweight, feather weight, bantam, chicken. So. These bigger chickens? It's a pretty big chicken.

It's literally just a chicken. It's a chicken, but they're a little more aggressive. I thought you. No, I'm just going to. I think you're just inventing a fake word. No, Bantam is a word. I thought you like, you like, oh, when I was young, it looked like Batman in me. Because that's what I would do.

Because that's what I would do. I would be like, I think I'm going to get a, like, if I was thinking I'm going to get a cat or something. I think I'm going to get a corrugated manks. I'm going to get a circadian frog. A circadian frog. That's what bantam's happened like to me. I was like, what the fuck?

Are you trying to gaslight you? It's just a band of chicken. I've never heard the word bantam. Have you seen Watchman, right? Like the movie? Yeah. Yeah. It was like, you know how I was, I mean, it's had that weird cat?

I was thinking of that kind of chicken where it's like, what the fuck is this? Why is this chicken six feet tall with fucking hands? I remember. Look, I remember. So up a speed dog, bantam. That's, the chicken. What's going on? That's stupid.

Yeah, I got a gun. You want to see it? It's registered. The serial number is scratched off, though. Don't worry. Baccaw. Baccaw. Baccaw.

He flies without flapping. He does ups and leads. It's more hovering because it's not that fast, but he can pick up speed if he wants. He can hover forward forward fast if he wants. I mean, that's pretty cool. I wish I could do that. If I could hover, I'd be, I would just, I would just, I'd rob banks.

Here's a good... I'm trying to kill myself and it stopped real quiet at the ground. Constantly do it, get the rush, you know? It's stupid. The thing that means, like, whenever... That always blows my mind that people like... Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell,

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Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. don't survive falling out of buildings. You? Well, I'm just saying because if you fell out of a building and just like,

you head first and then you blow real hard, right? Yeah. I feel like you just counter, you counter. What would it do to the world? What would it do to the world if someone jumped out of a building and then they like 38th floor, like somebody off the World Trade Center, jumped and then rolled and then it's fine. I mean, all you're going to do is, all you're transferred all that force somehow

into his shoulder. and then into the ground and then like expelled it forward he's fine So there's not even a weird hypothetical he time by it's eye frame So they're like He like he like rolls

And then like the force like Clearly is dispelled in front of him Yeah And then somebody who's just walking In front of him explodes And pops You don't even you do that You just you jump out

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Hey Tark snank Tark snank Oh man that's a weird There's a weird word I was recently at the movie theaters Watching the new Quiet Place movie Had no idea that was even And I noticed

Something right as the movie started was PG-13 and not rated R. I'm typically not a stickler for things like this, but it was essentially apparent when high school of students would not stop yapping. I gave them loud shushes to no veil. The irony of non-stop yapping

during a movie called The Quiet Place will keep me up at night. Do you guys have any advice on how to quiet people down in a movie theater? No, it's impossible. Yeah, you beat the fuck out of them. What do you mean? You punch them in the head with a gun.

You threaten them. If you don't take the threatening... Pistol whip? Is that you just explained the pistol whip? You punched the head with a gun. I think that difference would be so funny I'm like having a gut at it and then like I don't have a gun at somebody

you get close to them you hit him with it and you go away That's pretty cool No dude I've noticed this too It's like I think I don't Because look I remember being a young rowdy kid right

Yeah But I genuinely don't think I don't remember being allowed in movie theaters And it's kind of It's a little bad I'm only loud when I'm loud when I'm laughing. Yeah, you're a piece of shit.

I'll fuck a whole movie up, though. I've done that many times. I remember when we went to see Sophie's choice and you couldn't stop laughing. It's a funny movie. Funny fucking movie, man. My rule is, if I don't want a movie ruin for me,

I'm not going to the fucking movie here to watch it. First and foremost, there is always something that has the potential of ruining it. But say, look, what actually legitimately works is being a Karen. I've seen it happen multiple times.

Somebody will sneak, And then the people will be like, hey, shut the fuck up or get out of here, essentially. And that usually does the thing. A lot of times, I went to go see Black Panther with my mom. And somebody snitched on this family, this fucking family. And I'm sure I mentioned this probably years ago on the podcast. The lady, she had a lot of kids. And at one point, she asked me, like, because they came in a little bit late.

And she asked me how far into the movie are. But she asked me with her fucking flashlight on her phone and she turned this way at me like hey, how far are we into the movie? Was she a nigger? See, I don't, I didn't want to, I didn't want to colorize it, man. Was she a nigger? I didn't want to colorize it. But was she? Yes.

I didn't want to see, I didn't know. It's always the she grows. I didn't look at man. It's always the she grids. She grows? The she grows? No. I'm saying that.

I'm saying that. Like I don't have moments where I feel like I'm feeling the black races. I'm not marrying a black person. That shit hurts me sometimes. I think about it and I'm like, you shouldn't, man, because I shouldn't because my kids will still be black people no matter what. Those people wrestle with their biases of people that date, you know,

outside of their race where they're like, oh, I'm also kind of problematic for having this fucking issue as well. They wrestle with that. I know. It makes me really sad. Because it's like, because this is a thing I'm really scared, but this is the actual serious thing. When I'm scared that my children are born light skin and they partake and belittling people who are black. And that fucking scares me. It wouldn't have it.

It doesn't often happen. They will do it. They will. I'll make sure. I'll make sure. I'll make sure they do it. They're Mexican. They're Mexican.

If you have, they have an uncle that is willing to teach them that. Yeah. It'll happen. You're going to, you know, it's crazy. You're going to be around my children. That sucks. That really bothers me. I'm not going to be able to keep you away from my children.

He was gonna show up in him, like, oh, wow, you got a kid. Well, don't say it like that. Let me hold it. Like, I'm eager to be around his kids. You guys know who Cytheria is? You ever talk to the kids about squirting? He's four months old. Yeah, duh.

He's four, you gotta get a other young. That's crazy. Look, watch it. Dude, watch this kid. The kid is like, the kid is not like absurd like it to learn. You can see it's like it's not like it's. No. You know what you do the kid?

How old are you when you find out about that? Quirting, maybe like, uh, 12. Yeah, I was like, probably. I was over consumed by it. I was scary. I was around that time. It was probably around that because especially the internet

was starting to get better. Like probably what? You guys probably started maybe well proper dial up. It was like proper dialed. It started to actually get kind of fast. Like DSL. So for me.

Not dial up, but it was like DSL is really fast. I really got internet when I was like 13 is when I really first got internet. Like I moved upstate and we got like real like internet servers where I could use. Right. And it got like for a period. Like for the first until I was maybe 17, bro, I was almost gone.

Yeah. Like I was on like. You know what I found? Like pulling hair, when they pulled Harry out of the fucking, the spider base of the end of the movie. You know, it's crazy, though, in retrospect, right? Because, like, we are living in, like, because my, I don't know, my parents are a lot older, so they don't have the same real experience that I had.

But, like, I think my kids and your kids are probably going to have a more similar experience than, you know, previous generations did. So you're going to see. You know, you're going to, it's going to be immediately. obviously obvious. Yeah. That like, oh yeah, look at this Gremlin coming out.

This nigga isn't here. Sweating. Fuck out of his. Being in a one-arm pants. This shit. Just, what's up, dad? Claws through the door. It's going on, dad.

Son. Me's something to drink. It's like, dude, were you beating your dick in there? It's like, you got to slow down. I really do feel like on some level. I hurt the bed moving a lot in there.

What are you doing? We're going to be very savvy, I feel like in a way that is probably not healthy. It's not, it's not, Conclusive for a kid for a kid to have a good time. Yeah. Like they're going to be really upset. Look, you know what I'm going to do?

I'm going to pay, like, so I'll pay somebody's kid, like, you know, say I have a neighbor or something. And I'm going to tell the dad, like, hey, I'm going to pay your kid's not going to know that we know. We're conspiring. But I'm going to pay your kid for information to keep tabs on, like, what's going on. Because I want to know the lingo. I want to know what's, because they're going to have some shit. There's, they're going to, I feel like the kids now are, they're going to be, like, they're going to be. casually browsing the dark web, I feel like.

Probably, yeah. And I kind of want to just know. Shit, we were almost. You know, like, they definitely are going to be able to do it. We got to, like, the border. I learned about it. We got to, like, the North Korean. Was that, what's that?

Like, what's that dividing line? Oh, right, right. You're like, who live leak, what's this? That's not even the dark web. I learned about it, but I was still too scared to, like, do it. Because I learned about, like, tour and like onion sites. I feel like, I was like, oh. Dark web, there's really, in condition of someone's real demons.

Like, they do shit in a real monster appears. I wouldn't be surprised at all. Fuck, that's real. That's real. I wouldn't be surprised at all. People never talk about it. I bought a fucking green goblin glider off the dark web. I bought compound V off the dark web.

I'm fin to give it to my cat and then shoot it a bunch. You see what happened. Fuck, don't do that. Then it's going to fucking retaliate, man. I want, I want compound vene. You die. You're an adult. I think I'm not malleable.

I think I'd be all right. I feel like it's worth it. Because for me, it's like this, right? You know, when you do bad shit and you're about to die. Yeah. It's like, I'm about to die. So like, fuck it, whatever. Oh, sure.

Is that argument to be made like, I'm dying sooner because the bad shit is happening? Valid argument to have. We're not talking about that right now. Yeah. We're talking about I'm going to die in a matter what. Might as well, you know, take the goblin formula and see what fucking happens, you know? Oh, no. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. If I'm on, if I know I have like a couple days left. Yeah. I'm going to do that. I'll take a green goblin term. Give me a super star. What happened?

Yeah. Cut my arms and legs off and put, like make it make me like a peg leg person. Yeah. I think I would try gay shit. Like if I was like if I had a few days left. You think so? Yeah.

Because I'm like I'm like I might as well see what you're a little gay then. Well, no, because I have no desire to. But if I knew I was going to die pretty soon, I'd be like, uh, let's see what happens.

Look, I would try gay shit, but I'm also fucking, you know, I'm a little silly feller. You know, that's why I was, to me,

to me, I feel like if you're alive and you feel, if you're expecting to live for decades and stuff and you have no desire to, like, okay, There's a lot of things. It's like a bucket list thing.

But what list is a desire? Bucketless. Bucket list. Not necessarily. That's all your bucket list. It's like if it's the stuff that you want to do that you don't want to do because you're afraid of doing it. That's what a bucket list is.

Kind of. Well, okay, that's, I guess there is a version of that. That's what it is. But I wouldn't say. Because like the idea of being like,

because that's real homophobia. I'm not afraid to fuck a dude. That's crazy. I'm terrified. I'm terrified. Wait. Why would you? Wait, afraid?

Oh, yeah. I'm afraid of height because that scares the shit. My an is tears open. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. How big of a dick are we talking? I don't know. I feel like even a pencil's too big.

I'm not, I'm not. I feel the pencil. That's fucking stupid. I'm not late to do. I would never, I would never. How small are your shits? Are they like fucking like little. I don't, I don't.

Is it you shit yarn? It's like singular strand. You know like the fucking. The Pledos that you put the hair through. And the little strain comes out. Dude, that's like that. But it's like for a half an hour. Can you imagine.

I'd be crazy. You lift up the toilet. to go pissed and someone didn't flush and you just see it like spaghetti it looks like softer it looks like uh hello hello i'm malcolm glabwell host of smart talks with ibn i recently spoke with ibn's new director of research jambata we discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing at ibm research what we always do is answer what is the future of computing whether it's coming up with new algorithms coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together?

It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before.

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Like, I'd fuck a guy if, like, if I had to choose the fuck a guy, fuck a guy, I'd fuck a guy mercilessly too. Audience, audience, clip that. Clip that without any of the contact. You mean, like, I know what you mean. I know what you mean. I know what you mean like. I'm pitching.

I'm not catching. You don't want to get fucking. No, that's the whole thing. like it's it's not even like it's it's not even afraid it's just the I don't like the idea I don't like the idea it's a little homophobic bro

well it's not I think it's more homo folk to be afraid the idea like why are you scared I'm like Biden said that along the debate the idea the idea the idea that I would fuck myself

is ludicrous possible but ludicrous and by the way I'm not gay Hello? Did you see that? Are you there, asshole? Hello!

Little gay Biden! Did you see it? So bully-esque. Oh my God, little gay Biden. Little gay Biden with his feeble legs. Look at him. Remember when he fell down? He fell real bad.

Remember when he fell down? He lost a fight with his bike. How gay? How gay? How gay? How gay is that? To lose fight with your bike. Did you see that I saw people doing,

it reminded me of Vine, like a long-ass time ago. Do you remember like there were these video? I don't remember what actor it was. But it was like this series of vines where it was like a specific actor and he would be on screen and then some guy in front of the screen would like be given him cereal. It was Gosling. Oh yeah. It was Ryan Gosling.

Yeah, it was Ryan Gosling. I remember that. I remember that. I saw people doing that with Joe Biden. Like not with a serial, but just other things like it was some guy where he like had like a little rubber duck and he squeaked it in front and Joe was like doing that crazy look. That's the thing. He got really happened to mention that his dementia look. That look where he's like, like he has no idea where the fuck.

he is. That shit. That's saddens me so much, dude. That was worse than his raspy-ass, shitty low, like, energy. It was the fact that when he wasn't talking, people were, he was just like, oh. Like, and I'll think somebody throw a ball at him, like a tennis ball? There's a shot where he's, I think it would get him in back.

There's a shot where he looks really excited and it looks like he winks at a ghost. Where he goes, like Casper's helping him win. Yeah, Casper? He's talking to the fucking ancient. It would be Casper because I was like the oldest, like fucking like one of the oldest cartoons kind of a friendly ghost. It's me Casper. Wow. I'm gonna help you.

You know Cassper was technically supposed to be a black person? What? I think it was the, I don't, is that true or is that like a Mandela? No, he's supposed to be a black person. Are you sure? How true is that? Because I also like, be like yeah, I remember that, but I also feel like that's just a Mandela shit. He was, uh, he was the ghost of, in fact. Are you sure? I feel like that's Mandela.

He was the ghost of MLK, but from the future. All right. I thought I thought you were going to say he was the ghost of Emmett Till and I was about to be like, Oh, no, Emmettill. Because he said, M. I was like, Oh, that's,

you know what's funny? I really can't make jokes about the Emmettill thing. I think that is one of the most unfuny things in history. But you know what's fucked up? I wanted, I tried and I'm like,

ah, maybe not. But you know, that's like how many, think about, he think about how many Mittil's there are. He's like a thousand of,

he's the poster boy. He is one of literally an error of probably thousands of young men. If I go to Mississippi right now, and ask a family, ask a family. A 30% chance. I'm saying there's a 30% chance that I could end up that way.

Yeah, if he went there alone, there's a 30% chance he might end up that. If he went there with me, there's like a 35% chance. Because I'd instigated. I'd be like, hey, he did it. I feel like if all of us went, like, there would be like a skyrocketed chance. Oh, yeah. Because, like, we would, I feel like we would push things in a way that's not okay. And we would go, we would go too far without realizing.

Oh, you know what we should do? I don't think I'd go too far. I think my danger sense would be like, don't do that. Let's do a social experiment. Let's do a social experiment. All of our black people are that don't pay money. We're going to stand out in front of like historic. We're going to stand out in front of historical plantation or whatever.

We're going to stand on front of them. We're going to get JoJo to dress in some Southern Bell outfit. And she's just going to be out there in front with an umbrella and shit. And then you and I are going to walk by and just whistle at her. That's it. Let's see what happens. Chris doesn't record. Immediately.

I guess what we need. is you're going to be the catalyst. If they ask the last name, say the name is Matthews. What did you say? Matthews. You're going to be the catalyst for the further,

because like maybe there's not going to be anybody around. So you just yell out, what did you say, boy? And immediately a bunch of fucking trucks to show him with pitchforks. They're covered and fucking, these guys are covered.

4F150s with thousands of bumper stickers. There's bumper stickers on the rear, the back window. They can't even see behind them. They can't even see it. There's a little, only a little thing you see in the front. There's like,

he can see like straight forward it's not a proper there's bumper stickers on all of his mirrors it's all it's all fuck you brandon it's just like it's on it's on the rear view it's on like the door mirrors it's on the back window it's on every window and then he gets out and he's mummified with he's mummified with stickers he's got a fucking periscope in his car he can see above

he can cradles grab people with the fucking stickers and yank you forward I see a mummy a mummy a mummy a fucking fucking fuck you what is it called what fuck you brandon let's go brandon that's yeah yeah just literally like seen that image like just and wing like last night where it was like my son may be a little dirty and have his problems but i know he's at the right state of mine and it says fuck you trump and then it says it says fuck you Biden and it says and fuck the people that voted him that it said trump and on his dresser is like 15 bottles of lotion and clean

oh yeah for sure yeah i've seen that that's pretty great. I can find it. Dude, when I zoomed in, I was like, cares about moisture as I couldn't see and I zoomed in. There are so many bottles of lotion there. His penis must be soft as a summer breeze. Speaking of Wang.

It's got to be a great. Everybody was in town for Vidcom. We didn't do anything. Yeah, I mean, we were supposed to, but like, I was so swathing. Everybody's in town, really was. Yeah, because I was there. He was John, Kelly, or Actman. I don't know, whatever. Yeah. I think it's fine. John, Actman, Wang.

they're all drinking together I was like oh damn no shame I was so tired I didn't know he was in town I was fucking swamped I couldn't do it I just didn't want to go all right Anaheim Yeah living living in California Getting to Anaheim is really a sloth

It's annoying as long as it's really not that It's genuinely 25 minutes away Yeah But going there especially on any day It's 25 minutes away theoretically Yeah it is never 25 minutes away It is usually like 45 like to an hour away I've gotten there in 25 minutes

I went to Disney early in the morning Yeah but that's because you went in a straight line and ignored the roads. You know right. How far is it? It's smashing through people's houses. It's like, it's like, Skyron when you just like go straight towards

instead of following the road? I wonder if you follow the road even though I should. If you follow the like, I wonder meet somebody that played because there probably be like level like 50, six foot to even make it to fucking like

Parthanax. Yeah, yeah. They'd be like a highest fuck level. Like are you already beat the emerald Ebony Knight. I already did all that shit. Do a lot of side quest. Right.

Yeah. Right. Because I would do. I have war for your arrest. Fire bought that motherfucker and disappears. I would shoot the couriers. Why would you shoot them? Because they're just annoying me.

I'm like, hey, I'm focused on something. You're bothering me. You've got mail. They often come and give you money, though. That doesn't make it more. Sometimes I can get in shit of some niggas like threatening me or some shit. I'm like, what the hell is this? Some guy, like, I know who you are.

And then, you know, my character's name is like Mr. Sex or something. So I would love it for like. How would you know my name? It'd be so cool if like you could get. junk mail in Skyrim? You get like coupons for like the fucking shop or something? Did you see that guy that

had a house full of decapitated heads in Skyrim? Yeah. Okay, so here's the thing. Is that a red flag in a person? I kind of feel like it is. What do you, wait, what do you mean? Because like if an individual,

like if, because here's the thing, that is funny. Like, it's objectively funny. But the effort, it makes me a little suspect. But what if the effort is for? the Joe. It's because it doesn't need to be that many. Like to me, if I just saw like, but the excessiveness maximizes the joke. It's a little bit too, dude, Chris, that is, Chris, someone would decapitals. Here's the reason why. So, so first of all, because you can, you can put on a mod now maybe he has a mod where it always decapitates. The only mod that I was

able to find was that you would always finish in that way. Right. You'd go to that cutscene or whatever. But you still, there's, there's a, I don't know, 25% chance that you're going to to decapitate them. Yeah. So this motherfucker had to kill so, in, it's a lot of effort.

It's a, it is so much effort to the point I'm like, Jesus Christ, that's a little bit too much to where I feel weird about it.

Did you see that picture of the guy who, like, he got stung by like this crazy big wasp? No. And then he, like, cut its head off

after, after he killed it. And then he found his family and then did the same thing and taped them to a fucking curb. Yeah. Like their heads on sticks and so. Yeah, you see like that.

That's crazy. But like, that's nuts. It's like, It's too out of the way. I laughed really hard at it. But like, yeah.

Yeah. That's a lot. See what I sent you on on Instagram last night? No, like because I just passed out. And I woke up. I immediately went to my, uh,

my appointment. I didn't see. I can't bring this up on a podcast. We were going to get really upset. Well, then why'd you fucking mention? But I want you to understand. I want you to understand that this is one of the most,

it's the most fucked up video I've ever seen. All right. I'll watch it. I'll watch it afterwards. I'll talk about a little. I'll bring it. a little bit of it. Yeah, you better. You fucking brought it out. It's it's fucked up

because of the reaction of what's reacting. There's this guy who has some sort of physical disability and he's at the dinner table with the family and they scroll through the dinner table and the cat is gawking at him. Like, what the fuck am I looking at? The cat's staring at him.

to the cat so the cat's never seen anyone like that dog it's not even like a predatory stare it's like a what the fuck kind of look out of my cat I was paying attention what did you say he just said is it a guy in the big cat hat yeah right now

I've seen those he was jacking two more and then get the fuck out of here yeah let's do yeah it's X men not X women true uh rode in he says howdy gay boys what is a franchise you'd like to see make a comeback in movies

slash TV shows. As a kid, I really like the G.I.G. G.I. Joe movies? That's not different. The G.I. Joe movies? Like, live action? As a kid, I don't think so. No, there weren't live action. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke

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legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first Volt-tolerant quantum computer.

That is one that can run a very, very large, problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for indeed sponsored jobs. You'll get matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for. Or go a different way and get No traction. Seriously, sponsored jobs posted directly on Indeed are 95% more likely to report a hire than non-sponsored jobs.

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With Channing Tatum or whatever? Because that person could be... Maybe. Because that was what, like 15 years ago? I would like to see what they could do with that franchise but it never went anywhere. P.S. Chris, please will a new red faction

gorilla into existence. I crave destruction. That's not, it's not going to happen, sorry. I love red faction too, but like, no. That ain't, it ain't happen. Yeah, franchise. Yeah, G.I. Joe, I don't know, because I remember, it didn't like,

I feel like the Rock was in it or something. It's a GIGger, Dutch. Or something, GI. Jigger. Oh, man, we still, we still eager maxing. We're still doing a good job. Born. I was born. You know what's weird?

I don't know if I just noticed this, but I've been hearing people saying blank maxing quite a bit. Oh yeah, no, that's literally the, that's like new terminology. Yeah, blank max. That was weird. That was weird. Okay. Oh, that's true.

That was weird because, like, I didn't, I didn't know. I was, I was, um, this is something because of the, because of the type of games that I play, those, that's like a type of terminology that I've used for a long time. Yeah, like, mid-maxing. Yeah. So I didn't know that like, it caught on anyone. I was like, what the fuck? It's, I get, I don't watch a lot.

because new lingo every video games have taken over new like like it's actually insane how much video games have like completely altered like slang and like the modern lexicon yeah like NPC was like a common thing right

right it's it's really wild there's a lot of examples too but like I'm they're not coming to mine right now but the maxing stuff is part of it like looks maxing fucking what do you Jason sliding right there what's that god

that's right there that's crazy It's really fucked up, but it's so severe. Is the volume all the way down? Yeah. Oh. Oh, man. I've never seen that cat. That's like, what the fuck is that?

All right, all right, all right. Franchises that should come back. We got to get the fuck out of here. Franchise that should come. Easy. Mass Effect Dragon Age. Shut up, shut up. Mass Effect, Dragon.

Don't say that. What else another franchise that died that I wrote a shame back? Jimmy Neutron, Jimmy Power Hour, for sure. Do that with their adults. I think Buddley Martians deserves another shot. I like Butlerian, but no. Curricing of Cowley Dog, it would be cool if it came back in a modern time, but actually, oh, Boondocks. I know they tried to bring it back.

Yeah, they keep, like, coming back, but then not really. Well, the thing about Boondocks, they were going to bring it back on HBO. But the, what you call it? The writer, he was like, you guys are trying to sugarcoat this. It's supposed to be like a satirical competition. Like it's the point of it. HBO is weird. That's weird.

They're the ones that like, yeah. HBO usually kind of lets you do whatever the fuck you want. I feel like Prime lets you make satirical shit. I feel like HBO doesn't. Why would Prime do it? I feel like it would be the opposite. Prime seems, I don't have any issues with Prime. But I feel like HBO has been one of those homes to like put fucking whatever on.

Like, I've seen I've seen Pussies and Dicks on. Pussies and Dicks won't not get your money or get your money. Putting shit on that's like making fun of like the bourgeoisie. Well, fuck up your bottom line. No, that doesn't, no, I don't think so. I think so. Because they were trying to change the way, because Boondocks is a very,

it's a very, technically it's a very smart humor show, but a lot of fucking dumb isms littered through it. No, it's very clever. I don't know. I don't know. It seems weird because HBO literally was like that place forever.

For a while. Your enthusiasm exists there. It's like they were doing shit that like you, you could not. Larry David Tain and N-word every episode. Yeah, literally. Could you imagine? He did it, he didn't, but I wish he did.

He didn't. I wish he did. It says it all the time. There is that episode where he says it. There's a few episodes where he says it, but there's one episode where he says it a lot. And you're like, well, there's one of the way. Because he's like, because he's in the bathroom. And he overhears that guy talking about like a 300 pound man.

And he goes downstairs and he tells everybody about it. Well, he tells the nurse that he's trying to flirt with. It's like, yeah, this guy's in there. And he says like, I got screwed over by the street. Yeah, 300 pound, whatever. And then the doctor hears him. And then they're like, what were you saying? And then it's been in, and then J.B. comes down.

And J.B.'s like, no, the family that stayed with her and Gatrina comes over. And they're like, Larry's saying the N-word. And I'm like, damn, dude. That's just crazy. You got to say it more than you got to start screaming at them. Yeah, you got to get at that point. That's how you scare him. Yeah.

A white person screaming, he's a Jewish person, so I might not be sent to him in. But a white person screaming the N-word is inherently very scary. Well, depends on who it is. Not in general. Now, I don't know. Ethan Ralph coming at you and screaming. That's funny. No, it's because of.

when they get mad, shit ends up being bad often. So that's why it's inherent like a little frightening. Things end bad for you. If he's in Ralph does it, he's getting, dude, the amount of times has been publicly beaten in the same place. Yeah. So why is he going back to Portugal? It's not even having to be able to.

Imagine going to Portugal specifically to get beat up. It's like a fetish. Twice. He's edging before he gets there. I'm glad to blast himself asleep. Last one. Last one. It sounds like kisses. I really honestly, my real answer, my real answer to this,

I honestly think Crash and Spire would do really well I want the legend of dragoon man I think I think people I think dude I feel like

that shit would be revolutionary you can't do it anymore because the word goon is ruined that it is kind of it's so you know I was I was literally

I was literally I was just talking to Jojo the other day about when I got we got lost in Hollywood and I couldn't find my car and I was with my friend

Christina and a few other people and then I remembered I was like oh yeah her name was a goon back in the day and I was Like, it's funny, I like, you can't use that anymore.

It's not, it's been ruined. It's been completely ruined because she was goon. No. The sheer goonery is insane. Anyway, last one. And then we'll get the fuck out of here. Big Uncle Fungus, right in. He says, what's up?

What's good big fellers? What are some neat things you picked up on from others, be it content creators, friends, celebrities, or whatever else? I have two friends. What is it? Oh, I have two from this very podcast. Chris and Sween's unending praise have convinced me to pick up a Dobo and Sasson.

And it's been a staple in my kitchen ever since. Interesting. It's good shit, man. What can I say, bro? It's really fucking versatile. Being Caribbean, bro, we know how to make good food. Yeah. There's no stores of ours anywhere.

We don't really get much representation. It's really sad. There's no what? Representation. We don't have, we have horror representation in Caribbean. I found out really bad. I saw a kitchen nightmare, a Caribbean place in Pasadena. I want to try it.

Oh, I didn't even. Pasadena? Yeah. The kitchen nightmares? Yeah, it was on kitchen nightmare. It was that bad? Apparently it was. Did it get better?

Yeah, apparently. It's really good now because they're mainly focused on the barbecue. And because like the barbecue was excellent. I'm totally down to go to like a Korean barbecue place. Or not a Korean Barbecue. Caribbean. The thing about Caribbean is that like I feel like every Caribbean place never gets bad rating because the people that go there are Caribbean. And there's not really many of us here though.

In fairness. It can't be. It can't be just us keeping a Pasadena restaurant afloat. There's like eight of us here. The thing is that like I feel like I'm sorry to say I feel like Caribbean restaurants have horrible service. Oh, yeah, they have terrible. My mom, she moved back to Arizona, and she was like,

oh, there's this Caribbean joint back down the street. And then when I talked to her the next time, I was like, hey, how was the restaurant? She was like, oh, yeah. You know, she was like, just like, they, like, good food, great food. They had terrible service. They didn't really try. Like, they were very, like, they were smash the plane on your fucking.

Like, I would probably like, so anyway, I guess the, but I'll help you're all, it's all. It's all right. And it's it the whole time. You're like, oh, wow. I'm going to look up that. I'm going to look at that place is called because I forgot right now. But, and then, like, I want to try it because I want to try some good Caribbean food because I haven't had.

There's a good Caribbean place in Hollywood. Very good. Oh, George. Yeah. And Jake, you know, he continues. He says, and Derek brought up cocoa butter at some point. And now my skin is silky smooth and wonderful. Oh, Cocoa butter is a fucking.

Cocoa butter is crazy good. I got two giant bottles in my fucking, uh, bath the red house. That's what I I haven't had it in a while. Cocoa butter man when I was being my I ran out. I ran out.

Madness. Madness dog. That's fucking smooth. Smooth smelled like a fucking dream. Oh man. Anyway. They used to have, so there was a brand called black and beautiful.

It's gone. It doesn't exist anymore. It doesn't see. I'm so upset because it was a great fucking but now. They had pink lotion which is for the hair. I love that shit. Now it's gone. Pink lotion was good too.

I used to use that. I know it's at the same. company. Is he still like African black soap also? They do. You can still get some. I got a yeah. I got to I got to, I forgot all about these things. Yeah. You're not being around black people. That's why you were freed it from blacks and you were like, oh man, I forgot

to have use. No, no, I just like I don't know with, with if some, generally with like shampoos and like lotions and stuff, if they don't have it at Walgreens because it's right there. Oh yeah. I'm just not getting it. I see. You know? It's out of the way, dude. Get Palmer's, man. Get Palmer's

because that's the best replacement right now for a real. butter probably just order is worth it i really like i really like cocoa butter a lot but but it's really good for your stuff but anyway the stuff that we've picked up from other people i know specifically like i didn't like sushi until lacy started dragging me out oh like when we were dating to to like sushi places and actual actual restaurants that weren't like pizza shops yeah yeah yeah living living what i'm being in a racial but a californ so california as la it feels really like limited food wise and it's not super hyper diverse like fucking new yorker right right even like the bay and shit like that.

But living with Lillian, she showed me a bunch of really, really good spots to eat around here. But one thing she really put me on to that I wasn't is ice cream. I like ice cream like everybody else, but I wasn't a really big fan of it. And then because of her,

I started having like really genuinely delicious kinds of ice cream where I'm like, this is pretty good. I still prefer Froyo. Obviously, I'm being a former Froyo guy always. I'm more of a Ferrozen yogurt person, I think, too. I am not.

I had some yesterday. Like, it's pretty good. Like, frozen yogurt is a hair. The portions make more sense, and it's just like it, I don't know, there's something about ice cream that feels like heavy where like, frozen yogurt doesn't feel as heavy to me. Sorbet? Yeah, I got a good sorbet. There's a, there's a, oh.

Yeah, sorry. There's a place in, I'm sure you've had a lot of it, though. Of course, yeah, whatever, dude, don't judge me. My life is my life. Actually, no, I think I must have had sorbet, right? That's frozen yogurt, right? Sorbet is like, no, it's like fruit-based only. I think.

We had the Italian ice cream was the call? again? Gelato? Galato? Delgado. Delgado's delicious, dude. I haven't had it. Very sweet.

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Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the time? timeline of this technology. There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there.

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It's New York. But there's a Philly ice. You know about that. Like the idea where it's pretty much the, the shaved ice. And it's just like, what are you talking about? Yeah, shaved ice.

It's, you remember the Free or Freo Man from New York? Pretty much like Cocoa Chetty. You need to have like those things there. Yeah. So pretty much it was that is a place called Happy Ice. That has like really good Philly Ice. And it's delicious.

I advise everybody in L.A. Please go there. It sucks getting there because Hollywood is worst place to park in the world. I fucking hate it. Worth place the park in the fucking earth. But their food of, the, um,

The Philly Ice Day and Happy Ice is a black owned business also. So please go support. Please. There's a fucking really good. There's a lot of good food actually. Yeah. There's this chicken place that are like this chicken sandwich place that Jalen put me onto. What's called?

I can't fucking. I got a called. It used to be called like chickies or something, but it's not chickies anymore. It's like. Oh my God. It was so good. They're open like super late.

It's on Melrose. If I'm mistaken, it's a place on Melrose that I think you might be talking about. And maybe they have like sandwiches. So good. Yeah. I think I'm going to... You got to go to South Central

because that's where the vast majority of these Louisiana chickens are. Because Louisiana chickens... It's an anomaly. Not only is it, to me, the best season chicken, it's so inexpensive. It's like they just don't... They could charge way more like everybody else. Because everyone, like, say like Gus is like a...

You get three tenders, a combo, and it's like fucking $20 something dollars, which is fucking criminal. But it's still really good. That place, I'll get like 15 piece nuggets. It's like $10. It's fries, roll. How do you feel about Dave's hot chicken?

There's no taste. I don't like, I don't like the white, it's all white hot chicken. Like, anything that says hot chicken on it, I'm like, oh, this is just like that, like that hipster white. Yeah. It's just not into it at all. The problem with Dave, if you have, if you have, if you have, if you have, if you have chicken and you're not having it from like, if it's not ethnically cooked chicken, it will just be hot. Yeah, to me, it's just high. All those places rely on their sauce.

And my thing is, I'm like, bro, nope, I'm sorry, your chicken's got to be, you got to be able to eat it without sauce. Even Keynes. I like Keynes. It's a little bit of flavor, too, but it doesn't have much flavor too. I really can I say. I really don't understand how you think that. I like Keynes for the most part, because it's just quick chicken to get, you know, it's got like my favorite. I love, I think their Texas Toes is fucking phenomenal.

And they're fries and they have really good fries. Yeah. The fries are good. I mean, they're crinkle, they're wrinkle cup fries. That Texas toast is next level. It's fucking amazing. That's Uber's here. I was like, what the fuck?

What are they putting in here to make it so crack? I think so. I mean, maybe. I don't. Ether. They're putting ether in the wall of ether. That's just delicious, bro. Fucking elitzy in a bedroom.

It's just delicious. But yeah, I don't know. There you go. I don't know my answer. So we're good. Yeah, all right. Well, I guess we're going to get the fuck out of here. Fudge out of here.

I'm going to make a request that one of you read the names. I think it's Kingsson's turn. I'd really rather. or not. Yeah, it's your turn, though. It is your turn. I have it set up accurately, so all you have to do is read. Really, rather not. Yeah, I know you'd rather not, but it is your turn.

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Yeah, I got the Cavast off. I can't. What's the name with the Ark shotgun? The Cumbuster? No. Soap. Yes, but no. I think it's not loaded question.

It's the Matterhorn or Matador. Matador. Mattador. Matti-4. Just fucking, you forgot all Disney you are. Your brain is so... You had to say Madahorn. Is Matahorn exclusively the day?

Disney? I feel like I heard it somewhere else before. I mean, it's probably from somewhere else, but it's definitely like, you know, a Disney. I probably know it from Disney. That's stupid bride. Whatever. Disney's fine, I guess. I don't love it, but like my girlfriend loves it. I take her.

It makes me happy. What's the last time you went? I'm going in two weeks. Of course. Of course. They're in the middle of the fucking summer. So that's a band gone, but whatever. That's the worst time to fucking go.

Terrible. There's the worst time to go. I don't have the stay, dude. It's, sir. You have. It's my godson, dude. Zero testicles, sir. It's my godson, dude.

Oh, he's going? Yeah, he really wants to go. And he's like, I want to take him out of school. I want, no, he's little, he's little little. Oh, well, then it doesn't matter when you go. That's even worse, is that he's not going to remember it. He really wants to go. I know, I know, I know.

I fucking say that shit all the time. I want to get mad. I want to get really upset. Look, when you, I, this is a real thing for me. I don't understand why people have baby showers and parties for infants. It is not necessary. They're not going to remember it. You can save money so when they get older and they really act for something really cool.

You can get money. you can get that for them. That is the idea I've never understood. It's like when the kids want like all these weird things, it's like, no, you're not going to have a party. You can get a car early.

That's the shit I fucking like save that money for when they really want something nice and get them that. Why'd you put in your foot down, son? Because, bro. I gave my dick up when I moved into that house, man. Yeah, facts. Mr. Panda.

What's called? Ball of the First Sin? A cardboard pie. That's fucking wild. Spomba fudders. Red Dead. to, well, let me have you guys with the dick and balls. I'll suck them.

I'll climb his back with my penis and cock and I'll rail. And that's where it stopped. Thank God. Jolly old dipshit, the grassy cart racing. Oh, what you call it? That's awesome. Made thy low, dripping splatter, cypher graph, coming kidney stones like a machine gun. No, don't say that.

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I grew tits. I guess I'm a female now. Hold on. Before, keep that. There's one thing that, damn it, I wanted to mention this. What? We got called out by Colin. Did you see that?

We did. We did. Oh, right, right, right. I did. I totally wanted to mention that before. Yeah. Yeah. Like, we got called out.

Mr. Moriotti. They were like, hey, we haven't, Sweden and Derek haven't been involved in any consolation shit or anything like that. And he was like,

well, I got Chris in the podcasting and he's never invited me on the start thing. And I was like, I did that. Yeah, he was like, me. He got up and he started screaming

You can see Micah's camera was shaking Because of how violently he was driving through the room He turned off the camera and started like throwing things around And Michael was just kind of like Hello Yeah Yeah so I think I don't want to spend that on a nothing show though

It's kind of thing It's like I don't want to have Colin on it There's nothing The thing is that I know if Colin gets on the episode It would be a great episode I would want it to be what I would want it to be is um... Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell,

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Because then we'll have a lot to talk about like as far as like games go. I want to have them open for it. I want to have you guys open for us at our live show. What? I think it would be cool to know your place. I haven't run this by them necessarily, but like it would be, it's a hard sell. But since we're doing it in person and since we are doing a live show in San Diego, it would be cool if he would come up.

But that's a trek. It's a whole trick. I wouldn't have a stuff. I'll definitely make it so be done. down there because I want to because I first of all hanging out with Collins awesome he's fucking hilarious yeah and I want to like be part of that also the thing is that I feel like we're so tangentially connected that I feel like just by proximity we we have to have a collaboration like that like much more sooner than later because of the fact that like I watch I

watch a lot back in like maybe 2017 I'd watch it often and what the podcast has become is very similar what our podcast is now it's not too dissimilantly you guys have more information about like gaming but both Colin and Dustin would jump on the same bullshit we're making fun of and make fun of the same shit well yeah I think it'll be it will happen it's just a matter of like we're doing this one person now so that's kind of a wrench but like I do think um if I can convince Colin to make that trek up from San Diego and that's I wouldn't blame him not wanting to do that isn't getting him to LA in the first place is a fucking feat right he hates it out here right he despises California and I keep like hey bro come out this way and he's like

Like, no. So here's the thing. If he's willing to do that, then we'll do it at that point, like during the, like, sometime after the live show. It's like November, right? September. And if not, then we'll probably do like a one-off kind of back to the old way. Yeah.

As far as like like, like Zencastor or whatever the fuck that we were using, Riverside. Yeah. I got to stop paying for that. I keep forgetting to cancel it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, because if maybe we can just like, if we're going to do one offers, maybe we'll just go back to Discord. Yeah, we could just do Discord probably. And honestly it was fine. It was

fine. It was we had a couple of unreliable things where we like lost some shit or something. So we went to the thing. Yeah. So we it'll be fine. But for sure, dude, definitely we'll have Colin on some. That'll happen. Yeah, it is kind of funny when I was thinking about it. I was like, oh yeah, it has been like four fucking years. Yeah. There's been no infight.

And there's constant like talks about each one on the other thing. That's what makes it even funny. Like there's always like a comment of like from like someone's like, oh yeah, sweet about this. And and they comment about it and it's like, well, it'll happen. Trust me. There's always like a, there's always two like, it's so funny because like when we're

reading sacred questions or whatever, it'll be like, you know, oh, John Morris wrote in and then like Barry Waltz rode in and then come drizzling out of guns rode in. And it's like, well, I wonder where you're from. I wonder who he's fucking, who else he's subscribed to? Wow. Yeah, wow. Gee, I wonder. So like, yeah, it'll happen.

I just wanted to be for a good reason, specifically for, like, if we have, like, a big thing to talk about. Specifically, I was thinking of the PS5 Pro. And if that's not the case, then I want it to be in person still, which the best opportunity for that would be San Diego. Sure. It's insane thinking about other people having, like, patrons and, like, them having our names is, like, swing, gushing piss out of his cunt. It's my favorite thing. It's my favorite side effect of having these dumb names. Is it like, although, like, it's a suffer to read them, like, I know that they're polluting other people's, like, credit.

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