The Snark Tank - #244: The Boys Reminisce Over Spongebob

Episode Date: July 11, 2024

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It's perfect Hey everybody welcome Welcome to snark tank Oh boy It's another one Nobody died important Nobody important died not yet Somebody will die after this

Obviously Someone's relatives Gonna have died And they're gonna be like Oh fucking dare you No one important die But yeah I just have what I said I was right

Yeah Did you not? I didn't say no one non-important died. I said no one important died. That's so fucking stupid. I didn't say someone who was unimportant died. Yeah. We don't know your grandma.

Sorry. Yeah, sorry. I mean, make she rest in peace though. But isn't that real shit though? Do you remember when this happens all the time when celebrities died and other people die with him? Like Paul Walker,

when that guy died with him, people like, oh, come nobody's saying anything about him? I'm like, why do you think? Same thing happened with Kobe in the helicopter. How come you didn't say anything about all the other people? Because I don't fucking know them.

The people on my block, when they die, and I don't know them. I step over their bodies. No, I don't know them. In fact, what I do is that when they do like the sideways like memorials, I steal stuff from it. I take the candles. I take the bottles of liquor. It's free. You know, it is leaving it there.

Somebody's going to, someone else is going to take it. That's a good point. So why don't I do it? I like that. Yeah. You should not. It should not be like, I respect that. I'm a terrible person.

I don't know, man. I like it. Could you imagine someone do that? That would be pretty old. Like walk over and picking it up with an air. That would be pretty fucking off. I'm like, yo, dude, that's not nice. And I try to kill you.

So they did so get more stuff later on. So listen, there's not really, there's some stuff that we want to touch on for sure. But I want to talk about something first. And it's, so yesterday, at the day of the time that we're recording this, yesterday was the 4th of July. And it was also Lily's. your girlfriend's birthday. And so we went over and we got really high and watched the cat in the hat with Mike Myers,

which you've not seen. No. Which I specifically, I only remember it after we did it. I was like, oh man, I wish Derek was here to see this. Ah, yeah. It was so good. It is a lot better than I remember, honestly. No, it's not.

No, it's not. The movie's so stupid. It's pretty good. It's such a dumb film. It's insane. It's like it's the fact that that, movie. Like, if you ask somebody to describe what happens in a cat a hat movie, they will not

be able to do that. If they've never seen it, they'll be like, oh, a cat shows up, like, yeah. And it hangs out in the house with the kids. And it's like, for a small amount of time, then he ends up as like a fucking salsa dancer. Then some, like, Asian woman gets trapped in another dimension. Yeah. And then it's a bunch of purple flum.

Yeah, the thing about it is, like, I forgot that the central premise of that movie. Do you remember the book really at all? No. Word for word almost. He has a box. That's insane. I read it so much when I was little. It's like an iconic movie for like movie book for me.

You read it over and over again like yourself? Why? Because I was like one of the first things I learned how to read because it was like very simple phrases. Yeah. Yeah, I guess. Last week. I forgot the central part of that movie is like the box that he has where thing one and thing two come out. You know thing one and thing two.

No. How do you? Oh, come on. Yeah, you're lying. So, first of all, that can't be possible. Look, man. They didn't have when you were a kid. They didn't come out yet. So you guys are all about Dr. Seuss. I mean, not really, not necessarily. Dr. Seuss was trash. What did you get read to you as it? Because that's the thing. That was like intro to like literature for kids.

So, doctor, so here's the thing. There was a lot of, uh, this in my household, my mom was very busy. so I don't really remember being like read to very much. However, it's pretty much as soon as I was old enough to really understand and comprehend video games and I started like, you know, learning how to read myself. It was off to the races of just playing RPGs and that was how I read. I didn't, I didn't read like kids books. I liked, like, the only time I read was in my schools and my school was a private school and they skipped over the fun kid part. They were like, oh, we're going to do current events. So you're going to do current events. cut out these articles from the thing. That's crazy. We're going to give you this fucking, they would give us this packet. I didn't like Charlotte's Web or something. No, bro, they gave us these packets like the Trail of Tears or some shit. Like they, I was reading

like there was, I learned words like say, I remember when I was a kid not understanding how to pronounce chaos because it would do the chaos emeralds. I didn't really understand how to pronounce it. Like it'll just read it. I was like chaos. Like, what, how, chowlis? I wasn't sure. Childs. But then being in that school,

basically the teacher would be very, It was stupid. I didn't get to enjoy a lot of things in that way where... Right. And even learning, like, things now that I would probably struggle with because I've been in school in so long, I was learning back then when I was a kid. Like, oh, you're gonna...

This fucking asshole paid this, and the percentage of tax in this state is this. So how much is it gonna... And I'm like, I'm fucking 10. And I'm like, bro, what is this? I pleaded with my teacher. I'm like... Right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals,

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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I know I don't need to know this. Can I like, why are we doing this? Can we just hang out? You're gonna thank me later. She was fucking, she was some chick from Massachusetts. She was like, you gotta fucking think me later. Did you, uh, in my drive, why I go drive my satin? And my car, my satin car.

Yeah, I just. Did you thank her later? Um, she was, she died. She died before I got to thank her. Jackpot. Bro, she was, uh, she was, you know, extremely diabetic. Like she had a, Let me put it this way.

My friend Taylor bought these X-Files toys. She had Mulder Scully, and then there was this alien autopsy. Yeah, right, right? That sentence is insane. Even we were like, why the fuck do you have these? There were X-Files toys? Yes, there were. Wasn't that not a kid show?

No. Not at all. I watched it as a kid for sure. Yeah, yeah, I definitely saw it sometimes. So these were probably collectibles. I remember the theme. I really like the theme song. Things on.

Deng song, Trimbing me out. It was scary. Literally when I was little when it would be nighttime, I would hear that theme song, and I would skip bad. There was a little thing. In that theme, there was only one thing that scared me. It was this image of like,

it was a silhouette of like a dude like almost like plunging into like oblivion. There's a little silhouette of like a humanoid. Oh, it fucking freaks me out. It's so creepy. When the image when that little half of the alien's face flashes, that shit fucked my night up several times. The intro was scary, but I would watch this show and it was fucking goofy. The show itself is not nearly as intense.

as the theme song would have you believe. 1,000% It's crazy. But there was an alien that looked like a geiver, essentially, in one of the episodes. If you remember the fucking, you know, Geiver from anime's, like, they're like, it's like bloody, how would I,

it's like an alien species thing that, like, becomes armor, and it's just the goryest shit ever. But anyway, there was a guy that looked like him or looked like that fucking mask writer fucking bug dude. It was, there was a guy, an alien. And then there was two people playing basketball outside and shit, and the alien's like, oh, what's going on?

he takes the basketball and like dunks it and shit. Like he's like learning human shit. I'm like, what the fuck is this show? It is a very, very goofy show. The idea of aliens being in places. Like imagine Clark can land in like fucking like Brooklyn in like the fucking 90s.

Yeah, that's basically what that was. You know how bad, horrible things would have turned out. Like this situation is that like imagine like instead of Peter Parking bit by spider like, I don't know, some kid that's on the block like shows Peter he gets bit. And now that's fucking.

He does. He's a villain, dude. He takes over the tricyre in like a span of two months. I like the idea of, because, so like I'm sure you've seen that, I don't know if it's a toy or something or an image of it's big he small as a Spider-Man.

Have you seen that? So what if, what if he got bit before, like you really showcased his skills? And then he went that route. How do you think that would have turned out? He wouldn't have been an era for sure. Like when he was still just doing like little'em shit?

he was still like because he was still doing that hood shit like you well into rapin right so like imagine like like ice tea's Wolverine he like he's one day he gets like really upset and his claws pop out it'd be such a terrible terrible group of people to endow with those abilities yeah you can't

do that or like like a like an Epstein he's already a billionaire and shit Epstein drinks a super soldier formula that's so overpower too because he's He's rich and superpower. Like, no one is that. No one is that.

The richest superheroes are often people. They're regular people. Batman and Iron Man, specifically because I think even, even writers understand, like, that's too much power. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't be invulnerable and immune to socioeconomic issues. Now that I think about it, wouldn't Tony Stark like drink the super, like, a soldier serum? Like, wouldn't he? It's only got to be.

got made once. But I feel like, look, I think logically, he could make it easily. He could replicate that shit. Only one person, only one person has really tried to make it. Because think of it like this, like, it happened, Cap got frozen. Yeah. So it was just gone. Right.

So they were like, let's just make other shit. Like, the fuck, we're not going to wait around for this thing where we got it, I think is dead. So then Cap comes back and he's like, if people, I would have been like, yo, let me see your blood, bro. Yeah, yeah, right. Let's your blood. I'm going to give your fuck.

I'm going to give Hulk your fucking formula to see what happened. Can he can fly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can he donate blood? I don't know. I feel like he should be able to. I don't know. Because I feel like his body metabolized it.

So I don't know. Like, can Peter Parker do it? No. Peter has and he's backfired a few times. Are you serious? What happened? He gave it to Aunt May and now Aunt May if she gets, uh, she can't get any other kind of blood because she's super radiated.

Yeah. Yeah, because he's radiating. Is she like green? Well, is she like, well is she like, nope, she just probably has like hypercancer, but like it's dormant. It's just really aggressive.

It's crazy. Is she like, like, like, so, She has the blood that heals her. Is she like Deadpool now? No, she just has Peter. I don't, it's not real science, obviously.

Let's start right there. But then she took blood from Peter, her and Peter being the same blood type. I think only she can get blood from Peter now. But Aunt May is like 110 years old in the comics. Let that bitch die, you know? She is 100.

10 old. I don't understand how, um, is, I actually never really, why is Aunt May so old? Like, like comparatively to say, were, is that, okay, you know, I've never actually, I've never actually dug into this.

Is that truly, like, that is, uh, his aunt and not by blood. Right. Okay. And, and, and, and Ben is his, Ben was, was his brother's dad. Okay. And then she died, he died. They died, obviously. Ben adopted the kid because May did not actually want Peter. Ben was his brother's dad. Was that mean? Okay. Ben was his, his dad's brother. Sorry, dad's brother. Sorry, dad's brother. I apologize. Right. Right. Okay. So it was, it was, it was, it was, it was rich. It was. Parker and it was Ben Parker. Uh-huh.

And then what happened is that like, they were like, oh, my brother died. Like, I'm not going to let. He was also, Ben was also an older brother too. Like much older, I guess. Like, definitely an older brother. And he was just like, my son, my brother just died. I'm not going to let his kid go like to by the wayside. So they adopted him.

And then what happened is Aunt May ended up loving Peter. He's a good kid. And then it's like, all right, I guess I'll raise you for the rest of your life. I figured there had to be something like that because I was like, what the hell's going? That's why I understand like in the newer movies they're like, let's make her seem more like an actual, like, like an actual aunt, you know what I mean? Like, where she's not a thousand years older. Also, we got to, we got to remember.

We got to remember that that is from the 60s. Sure. This is the 60s comic book. And let's also, let's make, and I get her role, too. She's the mom, he's the mother. The sweet old lady, like the, the matriarch essentially. Because the thing is like this, Peter Parker, like, even in comics, he's about 30s and some change now, like a little over 30 now.

That's funny. Even in a world, a time moves so fucking hyper slow. He's a little bit over like 30ish now. Yeah. Just crazy. I guys are fuck up at that age. It's crazy. Like even like, come on, dude,

even about like 28, I started figuring my life out. This motherfucker is still just, and he's a genius. I mean, dude, some people, figuring.

I didn't have it yet. I just talked to one of my friends and I was, because always, I pushed my friend, two of my closest friends, they don't have PCs yet because they just,

you know, they're just making excuses. I'm like, you guys are grown ass people. Like you have, this motherfucker took his wife to Cancun and shit. I'm like,

you clearly can get a PC. You're fucking stupid. My other friend, actually when I pressed him, he was like, I don't even have a credit card yet. And I was like, he's my age. And I was like, oh, all right. Well, you're done, bro.

I was like, I was like, I was like, I'm not even going to press you. my eyes. You're like, all right, man. I didn't know. I was just like, damn, bro. How do, four years, one will be 40 years old, bro? Is there a credit card? I didn't have a credit card.

I didn't know that. I didn't know. I didn't know. It's probably a good thing, no. Well, yeah, technically, because you doesn't have debt by that system, but like, you need it to to live in a country. Unfortunately, I mean, do you. This country.

Here's the thing. Functionally, do you really need it? Yes. Like, actually. So exist in America, yes,

unless you have a ton of capital on you at the whole time. But you need it to, to like, get approved for loans for, for like houses and stuff. Yeah.

Yeah. It's like, no one's buying a house. If you have a ton of capital, it's not having a number one. Then you don't need a credit card at all. Like, if you just have cash.

No, but what I'm saying is like, the reasons that credit cards exist. Even for like apartments, like, and houses and stuff like that. Living in places. I didn't need a credit card to get my apartment.

You definitely, definitely check your credit score and shit like that. Yeah, I guess. They definitely did. They definitely check it. I don't let them do it. You can't.

Don't do it. I say, don't look in that drawer. Don't. Don't look at my trash. No, don't look at my credit score. What is the lowest scores of somebody have?

Like, actually. Like, I knew somebody with 216. Is that really a quantifiable, like, number? It can actually be like, it can go down to,

it can go down pretty fucking low. How, though? Like I feel like because after like for instance He could have been lying but like it would be it would be a dumb lie It would be a dumb lie I just thought like at like four they stop counting I thought like they're just like you're so fucked It doesn't even matter no you can you can go into the 200

I know and I know 200 is possible So how do you get there? So the lowest is 300 300 is the possible lowest score That's what it's important to know that typically That makes sense You have more than one credit score obviously people have more of the Of course you have three There's three and then if we're depending on the credit

Scoring company and when they were calculated. So about 300. I guess it goes zero to what so I'm mad to have a credit score that's eight. Well, it would beg the question like what did that person do? Like what kind of high risk

high risk, high reward ass situation with this motherfucker who's like yeah, roll the dice. I bombed mine to the low five's by didn't pay a medical bill because I felt like I didn't deserve to pay it because they just kind of fucked me. It was in 20th. I went to the emergency room and I did a biller didn't even help me.

I didn't even see a bill or, you know, they're supposed to see you after. So I didn't know the process. First time I ever been to the emergency room. They just sent me a bill and I was like, hey, what the fuck? Like y'all didn't. Anyway, long story short, later when I actually got emergency insurance because I went for the second time, Biller helped me with everything. And I was like, why the fuck didn't do this before?

Try to explain the situation. They didn't give a fuck. They're just like, give us the money or it's going to collections. I'm like, well, I guess it's going to collections. and then I two cell phone things I just broke the contracts I just stopped paying them because it's predatory yeah yeah they were back in the day AT&T and Verizon were like my cell phone bill was over $100 a month morally speaking we should not be paying we should we should default on more bills than we're allowed to you know what I mean like morally speaking it's

crazy yeah yeah so much so much of this bullshit is nonsense it's ridiculous yeah so I was just like so I fucked on my credit because of that I got to like I got to like maybe like low I know one of my friends have like for something that was bad and now he's like he's backing up and up mine was like maybe like five for a bit right now with ram truck's declaration of deals well qualified current fca lessees get a low mileage lease on the 26 ramb 1500 big horn crew cab four by four for three sixty nine a month for 39 months with 4,00099 due at signing tax title license extra no security deposit required call one 877 ram 572 for lease details requires dealer contribution and lease through stalantis financial current vehicle

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

Yes, mine was probably like higher fives, but that's still, if you're in the, like, you might as well be have no credit or, it's just saying it's nothing. Nothing will like. No one that gives you shit. Unless it's something like a credit card with like, like such a terrible way. Why would it start at 300 though? That's a weird. Well, I think, I heard people say it started 300.

For me, mine started at 500. No, but what I mean is like why. Sorry, six. It's not at 600 for me. No, right. What I'm saying is like, why is 300 the lowest? Why is it the lowest? I just feel like at a certain point, it doesn't matter anymore.

Right, but at a certain point, but, but why, why, why would seven, why would seven hundred be, like, wouldn't, you understand? Like, shouldn't zero be where it stops? And then whatever 700 would be from zero is like where it would be. Shouldn't people have a universal base income. Well, yeah. I guess. You know, shouldn't, I guess, we be.

I guess what the thought process is. the people that have no credit, unless they're just looking at actual numbers, right? The people have no credit, a lot of times will have a little bit of a better shot of getting something than somebody who's... Yeah, no credit is better.

No credit is better than bad credit. Yeah. Well, do you think... You think it's like a destiny thing where like even now, because it's been going on for so long, the lowest you can go is 1900? Yeah.

Here we go. I don't know. Because like leveling systems how like the new zero is now like, you can't be below this certain level because it's so late in the game and you have 8.50 as a credit card. So what happens? You probably are just one of those idiots

that probably has four credit cards and you're constantly buying and, but you just, you only deal with credit cards. You're not just using your debit card. Because I'm like, what are you doing? I hate using my credit card. I barely ever use it.

I have three of them and I hate using all of them. Yeah, I, um, I hate them. I just, you know, to buy all the new furniture and stuff and not even the best furniture. I was just like, just buying whatever we need. And I was just so upset. just like seeing the, you know, just the amount of credit just stacking up.

That's what I did. I paid for my computer on my credit card. I paid, um, my credit card and I paid off the computer like three months. Three months. How are you settling in? Did you get that, uh, fireman's pole? Yeah. Yeah, I got the, got the fireman's pole.

Because you said you didn't like the stairs in your apartment. So you wanted to like, yeah. It's actually really cool. It's, it's not, um, unfortunately, I don't have a ladder to really, really properly secure it. Like, you know, like bolt it in. He can't go back up. Yeah. So it's like you kind of have to, you kind of have to be really careful using it.

Yeah, I have somebody being like, you want to check out my room? You're like, yeah, for sure. And they go to a fireman's pole. And they just hands it, no feet just. And they crawl up through a hole. And like, come up here, man. And I'm like, how do I get up there? Climb.

Climb. You don't see the pole in front of you, dude? It's like, bro, like, first of all, the fact you did that is insane. Your agility's off the charts. You couldn't climb a fireman pole, you think? probably, but it would take a lot out of me. I don't think I would be able to do it now. When I was athletic, yeah, I can definitely do it.

I don't know. I don't know the texture of those of those exactly, but I feel like I could. I think you could. It doesn't seem like that. I think your body weight to your strength ratio would be able to, you'd be able to do it. Probably. I'm not sure if I can right now. I don't know.

I wouldn't even want to try because then if you get to. The idea of doing it straight hands and like one clap after another. Like seeing those crazy calisthenic fucking. freaks like I want to beat you can't beat those people but I want to beat them I want to beat them because like they just make me mad like those are some of them don't be like fucking horizontal like a flagpole is the audacity of it yeah seeing them seeing them outlift bodybuilders is crazy those people or match them is so insane it's this guy that's chock full of steroids he's more steroid and then the castorferred's like oh wow that's pretty cool let me go lift the same

weight as you and it's just like do that do that how you do that it's drunk to be like Bodybuilding is so genuinely like That is like religion to me It's vanity Where in the sense that like You're doing the most work To achieve something that is not even really that useful Purely because you like the way it feels

And you like the way it looks Yeah the aesthetics It's people with the rosaries Who think they have like answers to things Yeah It's like all right enjoy it The culture get blessed Get so fucking obnoxious

To the point where this actually brings me to There's this guy I can't remember his name He went to He's a he's a he's a he's in the alpha bro spear whatever that whole thing so no no no no yeah yeah i'm talking about i forgot his name no um this guy he was uh an ex-convic he went to prison for like 10 years for doing a bunch of wild shit is he like a white guy with like reddish hair no he's completely bald he has a beard

and so the only reason i know about him is his scalp red yes he's because he's angry because he's yes because he's red because he's angry and pump full of steroids and so fash and fit had this uh They had this seminar or online show. Oh my God. It was the guy. It was like it was the beta and that guy. So it wasn't even the guy wasn't even a beta. He was just this regular.

Oh, he was calling him a baby. He was a regular conservative that cares about family. So they asked the question of all the people on the stage. They were like, I mean, I agree. And they were like, hey, what do you, how do you define success? So the first couple people were talking about like being free. Like the answers were like pretty generic, but fine. Yeah, I actually agree with that.

And then it gets to this fucking roided bald asshole. Success is you. fucking need to be rich, you need to be jacked, you need to be this. And he was talking about money, materialistic and all this crazy shit. Then they went to this guy, this conservative guy. He's like, my answer is probably going to be different from most of you. But it's about, you know, family, having a family, you know, taking care of family, having a wife, like just things that like a lot of people in the world value that seems very reasonable and just normal, why are you paying for this knowledge? But still, all of a sudden, that fucking guy starts

getting up, just calling him a cuck and calling him the F slur and saying like, you have have man tics. Man, men shouldn't have tits. At one point, the guy tells him to shave his arms. He's like, and then, and then the guy replies, oh, yeah, because that's really manly, shaving my fucking body. Like, what are you talking about, dude? And then he kept saying like, yeah, you kept firing back of the dude. You can tell he was getting to him. He's like, you, like, I can tell, Matt, you're really repressed. You obviously got fucked in prison. And he's just saying shit to him. He said that. That's crazy. And the guy is like, you obviously got fucked in prison is crazy.

Somebody slept with you. The best part of it, the dude was like, who the fuck would even hang out with this loser? You know, he's like that. And then a bunch of people in the crowd are like, I will. And he goes, fuck you.

He gets so upset when people are like, I've never heard of this guy. I just, I got to happen just a few weeks ago. I saw the video. I saw it clip to me. I saw him getting made fun of. Yeah.

I also saw the guy fresh and frick going on the, because I watch middle ground. I think it's interesting. I think it's interesting. I think it's interesting. And what happened is the guy fresh and frit went on there. And it was like,

it was like um it was like physically fit people against people that are not like obese or something like that and what's funny is that everyone kept making fun of how fucking small he was they're like you like you're like really feeling you're not really that fit

dude you're built like a fucking teenager like you're not like you have no like build to you like these guys these guys these guys are impressive but look at you're built like fucking wily coyote and it's just like holy and it's so funny because he's just he's just so insultable there's

so insultable. One of them looks like I'm not going to say it, never mind. You should. The dark skin one has a look that I would, I would normally make fun of, but I'm not as a fellow black man. I'm not going to say that. He definitely is like, easily to make fun of them. What are you saying? I don't know what this person is. Do you never

seen a fresh of it guys? I sincerely, I don't know what it is about them. You know how on my drive with Jalen to L.A. from New York, we survived on Red Bull and Little Bites, and now I swear to God, I haven't seen Little Bites in the supermarket since, even though I'm sure I've walked past them.

Fresh and Fit is like that where I feel like, I know I've seen Fresh and Fit clips, but I could not in a million years describe the faces and the people on that show. I feel like I, it's just like my brain like replaces them every time. Look, every time they're on screen. This is, this is the, this is the, what if you don't see anything on a screen? I have never seen these people, but I've seen clips. You're, you are. I'm not even exaggerating Those two people

Are not recognizing You are a master of your own domain for real You've really reached a point where like I wish I didn't know things you don't care about That's wild I wish I didn't know these people It took a lot of practice When I see these people

I won't recognize them after this either You're forgetting them right now I already forgot I'm gonna be honest I'm be honest If they did walk past me I would not It wouldn't pick up

Like it wouldn't register I would be laughing at the dark skin once I'd register I would think he looks like a monkey I would hope other people would tell me. I know it's terrible. I know it's really not nice to say that. I know it's very racist.

I think it's totally fine. But he really does. He deserves it. He looks like, and this is probably only me. Actually, I'm like, I must forget it. You should kind of. You know, you know the girl from the black lady? Stop.

Stop. Stop. Stop. God damn it. I think he looks like her. I think he does. I think he, yeah. I think whatever you say about those guys, they deserve.

You know who I'm talking about. about, right? You know what I'm talking about, right, Chris? You agree. You agree. It's fine. It's fine. In this context, it's sort of fine. You're talking about Leslie Jones? Yes. I mean, I think he looks like Leslie Jones. You're not wrong. They both look like. Does he? I think he does. A little bit. I kind of forgot. I actually forgot. Can you pull up the picture again? Look. It already got white. I actually already, I didn't see that though. I don't think I think I would have picked up on that. Look, the problem, it's basically he's just an ugly man. No, he looks like if Kevin Hart was like a little swollen.

He looks like if Kevin Hart got like, ran over by a car. And it stung by bees. Yeah. And the bees were driving the car. The bees were driving the car. Together. It's a ton of bees and it's freaking, you get his here fucking Jerry Seinfeld. Get them.

Let's drive this car. Get them. Bees in cars running over comedians. That I would pay. That's a show I would watch. Could you imagine a car getting pulled over after hitting a few people and a person opens a window and it's bees. It's just bees. I would even,

I'd be like, is that fucking candy man? What is this? That's a different world. That's a world where like, that's an impractical Joker world, man. That's where,

that's where like you go, you peer into the past and you see, you're in the 60s and you see John F. Kennedy and his motorcade going. And then you hear it cuts to like, the impractical joker's like, all right now, Mur, take the shot. And then he shoots him, and then they're all

cracking the fuck up. And they're laughing up a storm. Laughing like Joker, bro. Like, they're laughing like it's going out of style. Fucking rules. We did it. You imagine they're responsible for every single major major historical event ever because they just dared each other to do it? They're the ones

that sold MLK the room with the window. All right, Q, no. Beat Rodney King. and I hit him in a head a few times Everything It cuts to them crack They're cracking up on the floor They're rolling around and dying

They're laughing so hard There's actually tears And it's wetting the floor The floor's getting wet from their tears A laughter It's slipping You get the little plops out Yeah yeah

And it's like what the fuck How do you kill these guys They gotta find a joke They don't find funny When one of their practical jokes fails they'll finally die, but they've never failed. I've seen some, like, clips of them, like, sometimes every now and again, my TikTok will show me like a,

like a behind the scenes clip of them. Like, clearly somebody, like, recording something that they're doing. Like, it's not them or anything official. Yeah. But it's them, it's clearly the things that don't make it on the show. You know, like, clearly like, what the fuck? Like, people, like, really about to beat them up. And they're still laughing.

I love that shit. And they're having a great time. That's it. People are trying to them and he's laughing. He's like, I wouldn't try it if I was young. They kill those people. They kill those people. Whenever it goes awry and it doesn't even know

they can't use it, they kill them. They literally, oh man. Have you guys seen the video with a guy where he was like, you did it does like, they were doing like some mechal chat thing or whatever. And there was two black guys with the guns and they were like, ha ha, they were showing the guns on the things.

Like, I have a gun too. And a guy points a gun at them. And they're like, aha, it's funny. It's like one of little bang guns. And then he shoots it and he reviews it. It just says the N-word on it. Oh, my. Oh, I did see.

And I'm like, what the hell, dude? I did somehow see that video. And there's one of the Joker or some guy, it's really terrible. Some guys get a Confederate flag in the back. And it's a white dude. And he has a fucking mask of George Floyd on his face. Oh, and then the Joker, I think I showed it to you or I sent it to you on Instagram. Because all my Instagram, for me and Derek, our entire Instagram conversation is just racism.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion 1. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24 7, 365.

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Really serious racism. So not jokey racism. It's the kind of racism that if you're not one of my friends, you won't laugh at it. Right. You'll be like, oh, that's really not funny. My name is pretty clear.

I got you. I fix that for you. I don't want that to be. I think that for you. I think the algorithm if I send you enough it'll fuck it out of the other. It takes almost nothing to fuck it up dude. For a while Jojo, it was exclusively like gay porn.

It was just dudes because all you have to do is just on the browsing section like okay so some musly guy came up and then you scroll through that and then it just immediately starts turning into these muscular gay dudes with like hard dicks but they're like they still have their pants on. It's like prince or something. It's technically legal right?

You can like girls showing their nipples and stuff, but it's like transparent, but they're not topless. So you can do that. These dudes would have like boners and shit. They're clearly just, it's just for,

for gay content. And all you got to do is just keeps growing that and hitting like everything will be that. It was fucking insane. And right now since, I'm on my little arc of, just seeing all the people that are, I'm kind of just interested in all the people

that are hating on Starlight. because she like fucked her face up And so that's basically my feet now It's just because I read a few things And then I put one thing in the story And then I just I can't escape it now And every day when I see it I am fucking flabbergasted

I really am Because she wasn't even like You know how some some You can almost see why somebody Was a little insecure like I think I think first season She just had a very round face Yeah season two was where

She got some work done And she's I think she looks fine. I thought season two she just kind of lost a few pounds because I can see definition her face. That's what I got worked on season two. I thought she got work done in season three. Season three, she definitely got worked done. Yeah.

And in season four, she turned into a she looks like an ony fucking mask, dude. She looks like an only mask. This is the shit that's on mine. Is that her? What even is that? Why is that there? I don't know. That is the first thing that came up though.

Mine is fuck. Now that we're talking about fresh and fit, I hope I get all their content because they're so fucking, they're so good. Dude, what, okay, other than, other than Andrew Tate, why, because Andrew Tate at least is muscular and he has footage, he pretended to be a champion in kickboxing. He's not, right, right, right. But let's just say, he can fight. He's muscular. I understand why those fucking incels would follow him. Oh, the other people.

Everybody else, I'm like, what's going on? Yeah. They're not like, like, fresh and fit? You said like, is it like, is Godgins one of, not what's like? Gagins is Walton Gagins. No, no, no, there's Gagins. That's another guy.

David Gaggans. David Gagins. Look, they like David Gagins, but David Gagins doesn't like those people. I don't know who the fuck that is. So he's this,

he's a black dude. Like, he's a seal team. He was, he was, he was a fucking, a seal. And,

um, all he does is do, he does impossible shit. This guy, this motherfuckerger rat. He does, like, ultra marathons,

you know, whole in his heart and shit. He does things that, like, you do, think a normal human wouldn't be able to do. Shut the fuck out, dude. That was so,

obviously not. He's done it. Yeah, he's done it. He can't do that. I know what you mean, asshole, but you also know what I mean. He's like, yeah,

he's, I think he's, because I think Gagin's just kind of cool. And I'm like, this guy's sort of cool. No, he doesn't, he doesn't say,

he just says like really like motivation. Like, he says like critically motivational. But then he speaks in the N-word sometimes. This is what he does. He usually. I wish he said,

my Walter Niggins or at least twice, but he doesn't do it. But he's like, he's just this dude that used to be like fat. And then he just now runs hundreds of miles like all the time. And he does thousands of pull-ups. I think he has like the record or some shit. And all he does, he has this cashphrase. He goes, stay hard.

Oh, motherfuckers. If you're having a bad day, you just got to whip your dick out and let it drag on the floor. Fucking stay hard. First of all, Walter, no one else is. No one else digs on the floor, bro. Yeah. He's like, just the drag your dick on the floor. It's fine.

Take your dick out. What are you? It's like, it's like. your dick isn't 10 feet long. Let it rest on the floor like it always is. Like it's a relatable problem. Yeah. Like it's a relatable thing.

It's like, oh yeah. Everybody's like going on a shark tank. It's like sharks. Everybody runs into this problem where they can't count past four. Well, I got a new thing for you five. It's like, well, I got a new thing. Four and more. The only program that lets you, that teaches you how to count past four.

No more being embarrassed at meetings when you can't count pass four. The idea of being a person that has a job that's been. able to get there and facilitate a conversation with those people and you can't and you have no and you have no clue the number six exists like five he's starting to get the idea but six is alien to him it's so embarrassing when we all can't count everybody's everybody has this moment you're right everybody has this problem it's a problem society that no one's no one's brave enough to talk about i've come up with a solution and i'm asking for three per cent i'm asking for three dollars And it stays for 3% equity in my company.

Because I don't know what comes after that. $3.3. I'm asking for 3, 3, 3, 3 in my company. Dude, what? So he just knows, he knows multiples of, he knows that three multiple times is more. So what happens if one of those fucking sharks? One of those sharks just pulls out a $5 bill. What happens?

Does that guy lose? It gets blighted. He says getting a physical, like literally. You know in Minecraft when you're in the lava is like I think they start taking together I feel like you would be like at the end of the whale

that motherfucker would just ascend I love the idea of somebody making it that far in life in life without knowing I don't know and the assumption that he has that everyone has this problem yeah like it's not just him

he's like he's actually only met people that can't do that, but they somehow made it this far. There's a little population that exists of people that, like, his job, I guess, is only people. It's like one guy that knows it's bigger, but he doesn't want to talk about it. And then there's one, he knows about six and seven, but he doesn't really know further than that.

This is so insane. What if you put three more than once and it equals six? I literally can't think of a scenario where you can keep somebody so compartmentalized to where they never experienced that, like, but also be coherent. Like you can, they can speak in plain sentences. Yeah, he has opinions on the economy. Yeah, he knows like stuff. But also.

He counts like this. One, two, three, four, four one, four and two, four and three. Like, how many threes away is that? Like, he's like, he would remind me of like fucking Terrence Howard. Like, that's like, that's basically what that would be? Literally. Like, what if we, what would three threes be? And but he like, he, he, what would three threes be?

Like, what would that? Can I get, can I get three, threes on number of pump six? No, there's no pump six, brother. There's no pump six for him. Let me get three three three. No, he doesn't know that. He doesn't understand. It's like, he can't like, because you can't.

He doesn't. It's so funny. So stupid. Not knowing that like, instead of other numbers. Can you imagine instead, imagine instead of like in his world, you go to a pump six and it's three plus three, but it's no six. It's just three and three again. I mean,

so he knows the equations. He looks at the answers and sees the equations, but doesn't know the answers because he can't see them. That's fucking insane. That's like some rain man shit. Like reverse rain man or something. It's like something where, God,

it's so stupid. Rained man. Is it rain, anyway. Brained man? Whatever. I don't even know how the fuck we got there. Let's move on to some.

Yeah. There's some brief stuff to talk about before we get any questions. I don't know. Mark my brain man. Give me brain man. We've got, so Kendrick Lamar, but I just...

He bleeds his finger. I can't have that on me. No. This has a bad of fucking bleach next to him. Acids off the black part of his finger. Acid. You carry sulfuric acid with you. Just,

oh, no. Just in case in black, it's like Purell for you. That's racist. That's racist snake whenever he gets a marker on him. Oh, he's at, ah! Oh, no, I'm closer to them.

No. He's, He turns off the lights and he gets fucking terrified. The idea that it's crazy. You're so crazy that turn off the lights really bothers you. Yeah. You don't. You have nightlights always.

You have several nightlights and lamp on. And stage lights on you while you're sleeping, bro. It's so hot. It's so hot. Like in the room. He's sweltering. He's sweltering. Not one dark corner in that fucking room.

Not one shadow. Not one fucking shadow. His house looks like a fucking Christmas. mystery at night time. Everybody's like Jesus, dude. How come one wants to come over? Wow. You got to wear sunglasses in your house at nighttime. That's crazy. It's like those guys

who like, what is it, the board A people who like got the fucking oh my God, what was it, the X-ray lights or something? Oh God. The ultraviolet. What the fuck was it? It was like these, the NFT guys who had that party on the boat, but they got like these crazy powerful lights.

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going today. It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I don't know. You don't know the story? I feel like you talked about the story. on the show.

If we did, I forgot as well. They burned themselves. It was like, it was like medical grade lights for like something. I can't remember if it was UV or, um, I imagine it was something like that.

I imagine it was something like that. And that's the type of shit that you would expect those dumb assholes to do. Wait, look it up. What are you, okay, because I'm like, I swear to God this is real. Look up like,

NFT party, uh, light burn. I think if you, I think if you put, if those, those keywords. should do it.

Yeah, but NFT party UV lights BORNFUV party go is blame UV blame UV lights for burned eyes

and skin I like how they blame UV lights Yeah, they were in Hong Kong They blame the lights Not them They blame the lights Not the people

Who bought the lights Who thought like Whoa, they literally were just like We made so much money Off of our bullshit thing Let's throw a party And like

Buy the most expensive Lights possible And they didn't understand That it was Fucking radioactive Radioactive lights Fucking idiots Wild

wild shit. It probably says it right on the box, too. It's probably a skull and crossbones on the box. You open it and it says Slayer. God damn, man. What? Slayer. That's the danger about, like, not being smart and making a lot of money.

Like, that, you do shit like that. That's kind of the thing. It's like, at the very least, I feel like at a certain point, there were like, well, I guess, no, because you'd always had, like, royalty and stuff like that, where they would, like, inherit, like, stupid kids would just inherit shit. Right. So I guess you'd never really escape that. I mean, I guess that's somebody who might be president.

It's literally that. Yeah. Anyway. Hey, man, we might be getting Kamala though. There's whispers. There's whispers, nigger. I mean, I'll take that over fucking. I'll take that over fucking Joe, dude.

I won't. I won't. I hate her so much. You would rather. I want RFK because I want that state of the union address every, every year. Look, where it's just the most haunting shit. In my burn it down mentality, obviously, I want RFK Jr. No, I just, I feel like that state of the union.

No, I just, I feel like that state of the union would be glamorous. Because here's the thing about it. They couldn't, they couldn't let it happen. Like, they can't let him give the state of the union address every year in that voice. That's amazing. Why does he sound like? Did he have cancer? Do you have throat cancer or something?

Yeah, something like that. Something fucked his dog. He ate a radiator. While it was hot. Did you see that picture of him eating a dog in, like, Thailand or something? Do you know that photo? Look, look. Do you know how beautiful this photo is?

Look, okay. It looks like something out of Eldonwere. Here's the thing. Why this photo is so beautiful. He has been one of the biggest haters of Fauci. And there's the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And then we're like all the rumors of the dogs

and then we made the whole thing about Fauci eats dogs. And it turns out, RFK Jr.'s the one that eats dogs. Have you seen that photo, Kingston? How could you eat a dog as an American person? I mean, I could probably eat a dog. Well, he's a freak. And he also, there's soundbites of them saying he says you never eat a dog, but he's like, I'll almost

eat anything. I just won't eat a dog. Better be careful, because Joe Rogan's going to kill you if you do that. He will. He'll actually, like, we'll fucking go apiscape on us. Like, oh, p-a-a-a-a-a-a-ha. Yeah, I don't know, man. You could not give me enough to eat a dog. I can eat a dog, I think. Animals are animals.

Only if I had to. Only if I had to. I couldn't. There's no, like, there's, dogs are different from other animals. I mean, they're so inherently. Not objectively. Not really. There's still animals, yes, but the nature of a dog in a human relationship.

Their nature of your dog's relationship with you. No, dogs and humans, period. We literally could have did that with pigs. We just decided not. Pigs are not prey animals. No, it's like we could have, we could have. They're not, but the pigs that we're going to be around that aren't going to try to kill us. But pigs are just domesticated.

Yeah. Not a not. They're not. They're not. You can actually set a fucking domesticated pig and it'll become feral. No, no. it will become a feral pig, not a boar. Boers are different. I swear, look, I know this argument.

You're right. You're right. They're damn near the same thing. I don't think you're right. But war-hot, like, boars, they're different. They're different animals. I think there's probably wild boars and there's, you know how there's different, like, there's different. There's like subgroups, yeah.

There's different subgroups, but I feel like just the ones that we're used to will, because the people have already, they've proven that. No, no, because you can, you can set like, you're right, you can set a pig in a wild, like, if you give a pig meat, right? That's not even my argument. I don't care about that. I'm saying that if we focused on domesticating pigs and having them be like, um,

like fucking homies like we do with dogs because there's so many breeds of dogs that can't, they're helpless. They're not fucking. Oh no, we ruin them. We ruined them as a group. I'm saying we could have done that with a lot of different species, but dogs,

we chose dogs. It just, it made the most sense, right? But I'm saying now. I think it clicked. I think it made the most sense at the time. I don't think so. I think it might have clicked.

But like the issue is it's like it's still an animal. It's, Still, that everyday is animal, you know. All you have to do is just watch enough footage of people who own other animals and see how much they act like fucking dogs to. I think, I think other animals have a hundred percent have the capability of intelligence action similar to dogs. But I think the timing of when we were, how smart we were at the time, opposed to when dogs showed up around us, it worked the best for like. It happened to line up in the way that's most beneficial. I definitely already addressed that.

It was like that, that made the most sense of the time. I'm saying now, I think it's. It's easily just, like, say, it's just so simple. Like, just look, there is countless hours of footage of people that would maybe even not want to eat animals as much seen in that footage. Seeing footage of, like, cows just playing around like dogs. Like, seeing them jump around and being happy and fucking fetching shit and stuff. Like, I agree.

There's, it's, there's, there's, so then, you know, they, they, that they don't have that connection. They only see it with dogs and cats. But then you go to the other side of the world where they don't have that connections with dogs and cats. It's just food. I mean, my thing to me is just, I don't think they would just, I don't think they would taste very good. But, like, that's really my only objection to eating a dog, I think.

Are there any predators that taste good? Exactly. Probably. I mean, I just don't, I just don't, I just don't, I just, I don't, I just, I don't, I just, I don't care. Like, if I was, I thought there's enough meat already. What the while? Why are we trying to eat everything else? Right.

But I'll put it this way. Like, if I was in, like, I don't know, Thailand or somewhere. Yeah. And I was at a restaurant and I was fucking hungry. And they were like, we've only got dog. I mean, all right. You know, I'll have a whatever. What is it?

Was it a burger? I would just not have meat. Yeah. I would just not have meat. But the thing is because like, but they only had meat. That probably would need. What kind of place only has meat?

That's crazy. That's what I'm saying. It's like, I'm in the fucking out. Liver King's fucking palace or whatever. We're out of yams. Out of fries. We're out of every sort of starts.

No beans. No nothing. It's like, all right. I guess. I feel I would have to try it. Chris, welcome to the liver king. I know we kidnapped you,

but we're going to take good care of you. Welcome to the liver king. Well, that's his, yeah, that's his branch The Liver King Welcome to Liver King I know we knocked you out And stole you here against your will But we're gonna take good care of you

There's a bent in my head And now my head's Like my bones are doing this It's a little wet Like if you touch it you can feel like a little slushing It's like touching someone's tummy We're out of good time So would you, do you want

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. People liver or dog liver. I couldn't do it. Dog liver, I couldn't imagine. Dog liver stuffed with people liver. There's no good answer to that. Do you want dog liver with people liver or people who will start with some with dogs? Like whole dogs? We put a puppy in a puppy in a human liver.

And they fucking broil it. I'm just fascinated as to how those things see. Because I had an ostrich before. I'd be curious about having gator. I haven't had a gator yet. Fried Gator Saving had snake either Which I heard is like interesting

I've heard good things About snake never had it Fried Gator People swear by it in the bayou Like anywhere like there They're also fucking bio people You know They are by you

But they have amazing season But that's a south man Like that's some good food there So you know what Like here's the thing though Here's one thing that I feel like Why a lot of animals Even talking about like prey animals

Or whatever Predator animals I feel like there's a lot of animals That probably could taste good It's just learning how to season them Because think about a seasonless chicken Yeah it's not very good It's very gamey.

It's very like, I don't want. I would say it's not, it's not, it's just very, like, nothing. You would say, I would say, I would say, I would say, there's a, there is a, there is a, well, when you smell a chicken with that, right, just smell the chicken. Smell it without any seasoning on. It has this, like, like, it has this off thing. It's, it kind of throws you off a little bit when you smell. I don't know. I guess, I guess beef doesn't smell bad at all.

Beef has, I mean, it smells like beef, but it also smells. There's so much blood in it. Like, yeah, there's a lot of, like, that iron blood smells. I like my beef pale. I like my beef. Yeah. It looks like chicken. I like mine when it's been out just enough where the blood starts oxidating.

It gets all brown. I love that. I still think about that chicken. I still think about that chicken that Joe brought home that one day that looks like steak. And he ate it. Did he eat it? He ate it. He cooked and ate it.

And I'm like, Joe. No. He's got an iron stomach, man. For now. Yeah. For now. When he turns forward, he's going to be crazy. Can we see?

I want to see the ecosystem of worms in him. I want to see. He's like fry from episode. There's more worms than regular matter. He's got, like, more activity than, like, the old school barrier reef. Like, you know, when it was, like, booming and shit and there's, like, all this algae. That's one of the most sad things to me, like, the physical world. It makes me really sad.

I mean, it is pretty sad when you think about, like, the idea of the Great Barrier Reef is all fucked. I mean, whatever. It's the ocean. It was, like, one of the most beautiful, like, genuinely, it was one of the most beautiful things ever seen in my life. Actually, like, I hate the ocean more than you do. That's true. I remember that. And it was beautiful.

It was so much, something like beautiful anemones and like a little fishies. It was in our lifetime. That's what's crazy. I remember being a little kid and they were like, yeah, if we don't fix the way we're polluting the ocean, it's going to go away.

And then I saw it when I was graduating high school, and I was like, what happened to him? Who did this to them? Well, yeah. It's worse probably now. It's white. Good old plastic.

The white. The white. The white man. Took over the Great Barrier Reef. I got to say, I've never once thought about the Great Barrier Reef in my life. Really? I only know about it because of SpongeBob. Have you never seen it?

No, I don't. Ravioli, Ravioli. What is it? It would be like, Great Barrier Reef would be like something that they would say. Oh, I just remember that. What was it? Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the formula. No, but there was another, it was a, damn it, damn it, great.

Because there is Ravioli, Ravio, give me the formula. But before, because he says, remember that Ravioli, give me the formioli. But there was an actual, like, chant that they said it was like something, something, something, something great barrier. It ends with Great Barrier Reef. Oh, I don't know. It's like, God damn it. Lily would know that shit. It was here to be like, I remember.

I remember a lot of SpongeBob, but that one doesn't ring a bell. What do you think the best sponge, like, the best individual line from that show is? Because there's a lot that are like probably in the running, I think. Individual line? An individual, just one line in that show. I got to say probably the funny. You what? That one is up there.

great what he's like you what like yeah yeah the joke the people's doing that practical joker I think I think when what did you do to my drink it's the same same sequence that guy's fucking excellent though it's so good what

it's so much power in that how many times are to tell you this you old man how many times you just less an old man's another good one that's good one I like the one when I like the one when um with plankton I think he takes over the crystal crab or whatever and he was like is this some type of sick joke to you

or this like an idea of a joke to you in a cosmic sort of way yeah he was like he was like what's wrong with the like what's wrong with the fucking I think Squidward was maybe cooking the patties or something and he was like I don't what's wrong and he looks at the burger and he's like oh my goodness oh yeah and it's like

and it's like is this oh yeah wait like shit it's like is this a fucking piece of wood in it there was an eyeball in it too because like it was like what is it was it was it was like hey man is this how you get your sick kicks? Yeah, that's it.

He goes what? It's just an ordinary crabby. Oh my goodness. So good. So good. But there's another part in that episode too where he goes like, you think this is funny? And he goes in a cosmic. He's right away.

Yeah. I think Blankton is such a funny fucking character. There's so many fucking good lies with that show, man. And so many of them are. They're way smarter than it should be for kids. Well, the thing about, Smiling Princess. this too. I think we talked about it earlier, but it's like they understand how to deliver a mundane line, like a line of dialogue where if you read it, it's nothing

special in a way that is fucking perfect. There's no better way to, there was no better take than that version of, oh my goodness. Yeah, it is so good. 1,000%. What's another really iconic one? Here we go. This is the, this is the line. Meatball, meatball, spaghetti underneath. Ravioli, rabbioli, great barrier read. I don't remember that one. I don't remember that one. And then they're all in teeth With the Italian mustache Yes Yes

I forgot about that entirely The carbary formula Remember that imitation crabs man Intimitation crabs Oh god What's another I get

Dube right to Noseferatu Not at all boy Not at all my boy Dude not at all Boy You know You know what he smells it

The face that is drawn On that fish is perfect I listened to a 10-hour loop of him going, like, it's, that is so motherfucking crazy. That is so. I just remembered that. That's psychotic. It totally is, but that was when I had time.

What is a salad? Salad. Salad. You're good. You're good. That's amazing. Oh, man. Amazing.

And it's just. There's careful SpongeBob. That one is so fucking Go have a Spudge Bo. Bro. And then what he does after He's like, now it's my turn and he pulls out an axe.

Yeah. It's like, it's such a quick casual face just pulls out a giant axe. It's so funny. I love the animation on his swing is so perfect because there's no weight to it but there's densing.

And then it's like, and the fucking paint can like almost burst over. So good. Which way? Amazing. Oh, God. It's such a perfect show, man.

It really is. It really is. Oh, my God. You know, it's another good one? Mind your karma squid word. And he blows up on me when he gets kicked by the fucking thing. Which was that? When he has mystery.

Mystery. Oh, yeah. Weesma. Weizna. Oh, that reminds me of wee woo. That's amazing. Weewee witty there. There's so many good.

from that suit. He's just standing there, medicingly. Walking, walking, running, ready, ready, running, running. Sprinting, sprinting. The cops, when the cops show up, I love the line where he's like, stay indoors, son, and take that cone off your head.

Like, they're just so, like, this guy's so fucking stunted. Or when they kill the health inspector? Oh, that's probably one of my favorite episodes. Dude, that's probably one of my favorite episodes, dude. That is only the first two seasons we're talking about, honestly. I know. Which is crazy.

That is only the first reasons in all those fucking obscene moments. There's never going to be a stronger first three season run in, or first two season run in anything. Probably. It's really better than The Simpsons. Yeah. Better than The Simpsons. Because like the first couple of seasons, I like them, the Simpsons, but they're not nearly as strong as fucking SpongeBob. I really think SpongeBob is the general definer what modern comedy is.

I think what modern people, like what people, like for our generation, and like on people are going to be like oh based it off Sponge Rob like that's what what's funny was at the time you're right and the funny thing is it doesn't get the respect that it deserves if you think about it. I think it about there's some people not from like the powers that be that make things. Well even like we

talk about it and we talk about how much we like it's obvious but then you think about like say right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals well qualified current FCA lessees get a low mileage lease on the 2026 RAM 1500 Big Horn crew cab four by four for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,000 99 do at

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I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Memorabilia, gear, anything. Do you have any SpongeBob stuff other than, like, maybe one thing, maybe? Um, yeah, I mean. I have a handsome Squidward painting like that uh...

Oh no, in my bathroom. I have, you have a bold and brass. I have bold and brass in my bathroom. Yeah, so I was thinking other than like that, like, but nothing else. Like, I don't even, I had a shirt. Bold and brush. More like belongs in the trash.

They have it. Can bread. The way he ran to it. Can bread. Oh my God, they have it. There's that seed too where it's like Solid One of my favorite bits from that show

I don't know if it's like a line really But it's like that sequel to he's like Where Mrs. Pruff is in prison And they're talking about how They visit her in prison And they're It's SpongeBob and Patrick And they're like

She's forgot what it's like On the outside To be free And then it cuts to that guy And he's living the worst life He's like in traffic He's just a regular He's in traffic

sad, he's at work sad, he's like staring out of his window at night, sad. And then his wife goes, are you coming to bed, dear? And he goes, I can't remember what he says. He says like, sure, honey, I can't remember what he says. I guess. Yeah, yeah. He has the same face throughout every sequence. It's something like that. Amazing.

It's stuff that we could not understand, but also understand as a kid, right? Yeah. Like, we never experienced anything like that, but we know. He was number one. He was number one. Dude. Oh, Schmitty, Wurban, Yeagerman, Jensen. That's it. That's it. I, that's, that's a name that I have no business remembering as vividly. You said it without any stutter.

I know, I was like, that's crazy. I was in my head forever and it'll never go away. I'll be like 90 years old senile. That'll be the only name. I won't remember my son's name or like anything or my daughter's, or my daughter's, or anything. My daughter's name, whatever.

But like, I will always remember Schmidtie Werbingenegger and Jensen. Yeah, so, he was number one. Oh my God. Wait, too many moments. Way too many good moments. Love it, dude. Yeah. The fact of your, why, that was, I didn't.

I'd hate it for a little bit, too. I didn't believe that. I did. I just too kidding. And then I got, like, I turned like 16 again. I was like, this shit is fucking funny. Well, I genuinely just, at a certain point, I definitely didn't enjoy it anymore. Because, like, I mean, it is the first couple seasons that are like really, like, those first two seasons and those first couple seasons in the movie, I think, are so good

that, like, it kind of almost doesn't, it, the Simpsons kind of has the opposite situation going on where it's like the first, it's good, but then it gets really bad. and it's been really bad for a long time whereas like SpongeBob I just kind of feel like just got not I wouldn't I don't know it's not bad really I just don't care for it The only thing that I remember from watching

Some of the clips of it Some of the newer stuff Some of the newer stuff the only thing And I might have mentioned this on the poddocks before Because I'm sure we talked about this once before maybe And it was that They were just bullying Squidward too much It seemed like that was like the joke that kept going back to

It turned into like just making through his life over again. I think it felt weird specifically because as we grow older we kind of get more like him. Yeah. So like it kind of feels like what do you say?

Like leave like leave alone, dude. Like I want I want Squidward to have more Ws. Like he doesn't have enough like say Yeah. Even I even thought of why band geese said that just so great is because Squidward gets his W in that in that episode. I get. Yeah.

He does. He does. And then like even when he almost got a W else like when when his mayonnaise. It's true. You know when they did the imagine, they were doing the imagination shit in the box? Like there was like robot pirate island or whatever.

And like there was, he finally plays in it because he gets jealous. And like I felt good from even when the, the trash can was picking it up and he thought it was actually working for him. Yeah. Even though he got dumped and like, you know, ruined his like imagination. That's an amazingly written bit too.

Like that's a really good. That is a really well written part. It's really good. I like, it's working. It's working. and he's just getting dumped in the trash I love that dude

I loved how I love this when he opens the box is whenever they're just looking up at him and they're so tiny you're just Hey Skinner You guys bought a TV Just to play in the box He's the one thing about boxing anymore

And he turns on the TV And he's like oh boxing And it's two boxes It's clashing against each other I was like that Welcome back to Championship boxing Amazing That show is so fucking

Dude there's so there's two there's too like I'm just having all these flashes yeah they keep coming in to my brain as we talk about it that shows so fucking amazing I remember the um I actually so there was a brief while I liked poetry and then I got it older and I'm like that shit's gay I like I like I like I like you're like squint together what of those is like I was like I used to so like um like the tall-tail heart like uh I hate poetry so much I mean I do now too but there was a time where I thought like oh this is pretty exquisite and shit and I was kind of a little bit in Shakespeare this is pretty exquisite you went into Shakespeare so I had like a book

of all of his sonnets, like this couplets and all this shit. Like I would, uh, I was, I was into it for a minute. I was into, I was into, I was in a writing. I was in a writing. And then I got older. I'm like, this fucking stupid, dude. But like, but I bring it up to say, I love the reference, uh, of the tall tall tall, heart, uh, where fucking, he got, uh, he got those squeaky

ass boots. And I was driving Mr. Crabs insane. Oh, yeah. They like, like, buried them and it was just the whole thing. And I, I thought that was so fucking brilliant. I was like, this is, most kids, like, my age, they wouldn't recognize the, the reference. Right. Yeah.

You know, I was just like, this is fucking crazy. I found that out way later. Yeah. Way, way later. Definitely like high school. I was like, oh. Oh, it's that dumb bullshit. Oh, this is from SpongeBob.

Wow. There's a scene from like a recent episode that I keep seeing on Twitter that it's like. I know the best moment for Spon. I can't continue to continue to see her point. Well, yeah, it's just the scene. It's definitely modern SpongeBob, but it's like, it's like Plankton on a date with his computer wife. And it like cuts to him. Or I think it's just like,

on a random date with some fish or something, but it cuts to him, and it's like one of those great, like, really hyper-detailed paintings, but then his mouth is just, like, human lips, and he goes, it's the... Yes, I've seen that one. I didn't see that. I don't, I wouldn't know how to search for it is the thing. Can you,

can you look for it? It's... You said it was plankton? Yeah, plankton lips, maybe. Human mouth, maybe? Plankton lips, maybe, plankton human mouth? Spongebobiles? I don't know. It is genuinely, like, an event, like, I love it. Whatever, I have no idea what the context is. I haven't seen that episode, but they still have moments still to this day.

Is that it? Yeah, but it's like he's, it's, it's a video. Oh, you can see the video of it. Is he in Mr. Crabs' fucking gear? Oh. That's so crazy. Ew. That's so good.

It's such an awesome. I love whatever they did that, because they did that a couple times with like the human, like, yeah, they would do some stuff. Yeah. Oh, man. They did, uh, do you remember of the hooky episode?

Oh yeah. One thing I love from that is because, you know, they're like psyching out the people that are fishing. And they cut to the scene of the people on the boat and they're like upset. And I just love how like this fucking guy. I just love like they're upset. They're visibly upset. Like so you can see like, oh, these they're, they think they're getting bites and they're jumping off for the last second. And you see the guys in the boat one guy takes off his hat and he's like, fuck.

And I love it so much because I forgot about that. You get to really like, you're not. thinking about them fishing and then you get to see them like oh how fucking funny is that like they're they're totally fucking with them and they're really upset that they're not getting any bites there's also that that uh that that clip's

been going on on Twitter it's not a clip anymore it's like like an image but it's like that guy opening the toilet and goes like yeah real nice oh that's always oh that's real nice oh that's really yeah that's my favorite scene from by far is I can't wait to get my license and I'll be out there in open road and he drives a car and immediately

it crashes. It's like a two second image. I can show you guys right. It's fucking. I don't remember that. Wild, dude. There's so many SpongeBob. There's so many like his idea of driving.

Like him, uh, failing, like at the voting school and he goes like, where him and Patrick are at the voting school, I think? He goes like, you know,

it's even funnier than 24. 25. So stupid. So stupid. Dude, they made, that's what I'm saying. It's like none of these lines by themselves or anything.

right 24 you know what's funnier than 2425 is not funny yeah I'd be like okay that's what he thinks driving is that is crazy I was like what the fuck if you really think about the stuff that we laugh at now that's really dangerously formative

yeah no it's literally the same shit dude just cuts to real life tragedies Because then they, didn't they, I feel, this can't be true. That's the thing I cut out of the episodes. This can't be true, but didn't, I must be making this up. They didn't cut to the Hindenburg, right? There's no way. But I feel like I remember this.

I feel like I remember seeing it on. You know what I mean? Yeah. I wonder. I mean, that could be easily verified, verified. I know they cut to like. They do a column, mind joking column. I know they often would cut to when they would nuke,

um, when they nuked, uh, oh my God, Bikini Atoll or something that, the island where they... Yeah, that's why they did it explode so much because that's where it was. Oh, right, right, right, right. So stupid. Anyway, I'm not seeing anything. Anyway, Kendrick Lamar.

Oh, yeah. Not like Gus. Official music video. Yeah, it's finally out. And it's, I don't know. I liked it a lot. It's, um, it's, it's, it's better when you know all the subliminal messages within it. It's very, very, very, very Californian out of song.

Yeah, so it's exactly why I didn't really care for once upon the time in Hollywood. It's like, say, you don't know. who you know who D. Rose is, for example. D. Rose shows up. You know, so it's like, oh, you know, like, there's a lot of... They're doing the schmise and everything in it. They're doing, like, all the Bay Area things.

A lot of California-centric artists. Like, the part when they're going by, that's, like, pretty much every modern black California person ever is, like, in that fucking thing. So it's like, Jesus Christ, bro. And basically, a lot of the things that Drake said, he kind of disproves in that video about, say, having a rocky relationship with his man.

manager with Kendra's manager. With, what's name? Dave Freeze? Yeah. Freeze. Um, and, uh, Whitney, obviously. Yeah. And then they're, they're fucking crimping in the fucking, like, so, so like, there's things like

that where it was cool. It was not like, say, I think it was once you, like, say, you have somebody break down the video for you to capture everything. And then it can be appreciated a lot more. Yeah, probably. It's on the surface, it's like, oh, this is cool. But it's not like. Yeah, I remember being a little underwhelming.

by it because I was like, yo, that's a really bombastic song and then the video was kind of like Yeah, he wanted to go in a very subtle way with it, you did, except for the pinata, obviously. Like the fucking owl, because the owl has been Drake's like symbol for a long time. Like, even on the second album, I think,

is that he's sitting down with that stupid fucking owl. Remember he sitting down at that table? Everybody was saying that that was Illuminati shit because they worship the stone owl mullock. It's the court of owls. Yeah, so like, basically, basically. So what I do too?

I mean, I thought that shit was, I thought that shit was like interesting until he got into it. I was like, I was like, I whatever, dude. I have the pyramid on my back, bro. The first test.

You do you imagine? Did you never notice that about me? I wouldn't know. I've never seen your back before. You're like, bro, what the fuck is on your back? I was like, what do you mean, bro? You don't got the all sing eye on your back,

bro? You're all weird, man. That would be so cream. Mine is just full of SpongeBob now. I get it. It's poison. I think I would get a I would get a sponge rod tattoo

I wouldn't know what I would get from SpongeBob is the thing I think I might get like I would get a close up Like one of the phrases I would get something I wouldn't want anything obviously I would want something that like if you If you were big into SpongeBob you would recognize it

Like almost like the like the anchor Get a tattoo of the car crash No Or you get no You get the mom tattoo upside down No For wow That's a good one

That's a good one That's what I'm talking. It would be something like that or like I would get like, I don't know, maybe even Bolden Brash or something. Or like, I love Bolden Brash would be a very good one.

That's a very good. Or the Squidward drawing. Without any milk. It is, right? Yeah. Yeah, that's where you're doing. Yeah. Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals,

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I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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That's the kind of stuff that I like. I don't want it to be obvious, like, what it is. Yeah. Like I don't like people reading Like it's why I don't want to have any I don't have any tattoos with like words in him I don't want people like reading them Oh yeah I just want them to be like iconography and if you recognize them cool

If you don't you just think it's a good image I really want a tattoo This is a tattoo I thought was really funny But I want a tattoo of the baffamit But I want him doing like to shoot himself in the head thing Like the borderlands cover Like the borderland thing I think that'd be such a funny fucking tattoo But people would get so mad seeing it

They wouldn't No one would like seeing that They wouldn't be funny think the people that would be offended would understand even this. They wouldn't even get the, they wouldn't even get the like the comedy of it or like the, oh, that's, that's cute. I think they would immediately just be like, oh, you're a fucking devil worshiper.

It's like, no, no, no, it's a joke. It's a joke. Let me tell you the whole joke. That's one that I wouldn't get on me just because, like, it's just, it's, I don't, especially explaining like Ted, you know, I don't want to, that one, that would be like an explainable one. Unless you get in a place where it's not visible, right? Right on my fucking forehead.

Right on my fucking. forehead. The idea of getting that, the idea of getting something like that, no matter if you're not a fucking weird person, it's like, dude, why do you have that tattoo on your face?

Would you get a tattoo on your face for, uh, for let's, let's say, $5 million. If it turns into a mask, yeah. What do you mean?

Tattoo a mask on my face. Like a luchador. What? So I'm saying like, yeah, I know, like a little circle or like, you know,

something would you fuck with your, I'd get a scouter. That's insane. A two-dimensional flat scouter on your face is so stupid. It looks so fucking bad. It looks so bad. There is, that might be, I am not exaggerating. That might be the worst tattoo ever suggested ever.

That is the worst tattoo someone could possibly put on a, hold on. It does not exist. It has to. It does not exist. There's too many people on this planet for it to not exist. There's no way, bro. DBZ scouter. There's no way.

I see the broads, okay, because I'm going to find the tattoos of a scouter, but it's probably not going to be on the face. So I don't know if I have to put face. The idea of getting a colored scouter tattoo on your face is crazy. With the little symbols, the triangle, the L, and the weird symbol. I don't know. Yeah, so I'm just seeing. Of course, over 9,000. See, I wouldn't do that.

Yeah, yeah. I wouldn't tattoo over 9,000 on me. The Dragon Balls are probably the hardest one to do because, like, Dragon Ball Z is like everything, everything from it is iconic. So, like, it would, you, I mean, I would get, like, maybe Dragon Balls or something. I do like the idea of the Majin M. The Majin M is cool, but like on your fucking forehead. Well, if someone was going to pay me a lot, no, I wouldn't do it.

I was going to say, if you pay me a lot of money, I don't even think for a lot of money, I would do it on my mind. I would get a face tattoo for, like, $5 million. I would, you could spend, like, a couple, I don't know, a couple hundred getting it removed. You can't, you got to keep it. Why? I guess that would be the stipulation, right?

Like, because then it's like, why would I pay you money to get it removed, I guess? I guess. You'd still have the scar kind of. That is, yeah, that is true. I would get, um. All right, you win. So far, I've not seen somebody do it. Uh, I can't find one.

You look for scouters? I'm looking for a scouter tattoo, but the problem is you're just going to get, you're getting tattoos of people with scouting. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. No. I mean, a tattoo, like, some artistic rendition of the scouter would be cool. Like, if you could figure out a way to make that, you know. Yeah.

I wanted to just so bad before. I just don't want it anymore now. I want it one really bad growing up and I'm like, uh, I waited too long. You're like, you're over it. I waited too long. Yeah, you waited too long. I mean, I don't know. No time.

You can't get a tattoo after 35. There's no time limit, but it's like, what's the point? It's over now, dude. Well, my mom got one, which was like, I think in her 50s. That's crazy. I mean, it's just, there's no. is no, there's no. There's a time limit.

There's no time limit. For me, it's like that. It's a new legislation. It's a Supreme Court justice. It's actually in Project 2025, actually. Oh, so. Get a tattoo past 25. Gotcha.

Or past 20 or past 15 or past 1. Or past 1. Pass 1. Can you imagine howly, because you know how people will pierce their infant's ears? Yeah. Which I think is a little insane. It's a little weird.

Yeah. So like imagine they fucking tattoo. Imagine a tattoo. You get a little baby a tattoo. Does it grow with them? Like what happens? That would actually be. That actually, that's why you can't do it, I think. That's a really, I think it would stretch. It would look really bad. That's why, like, Lord Kinney doesn't have adamantium skeletons. She's still growing up. Yeah. So, like, it's like, oh, that's why he doesn't have it? It's like, why did they give her all adamantium? Like, yes, she won't grow. I don't know. You'd imagine they'll be stuck. Should be stuck as that trite to grow. I really, yeah, I wonder what that would look like. I think it would look really worse. Surely they've like, I don't know, you'd imagine they, like, they tattoo, maybe maybe baby lifestyle. You know what I mean?

Like I would imagine that that's probably something That's definitely tagged their ears They definitely tattooed babies I'm gonna look at it Well I'm sure some fucking Dude there are pedophiles that do worse things to babies So I think there's some people have fucking like Give a baby a full back tattoo

And a lot of time it's Full back It would just look like it's a 280I But the time he grows up It's just 440p max It'll look bad It would look really fucked up Because the way tattoos work is crazy

Like the way it's like your body's just constantly fighting the ink to not spread. And it's like, what do you do when the skin grows? It's so weird. I can't even imagine it. Somebody who gets tattoos and it gets flirty ink gets forced out of them. Yeah, and the skin's not growing evenly necessarily. You know what I mean?

It's like growing at different rates depending on like slightly. That would be that would be fucking fantasy. Somebody who's having a baby soon tattoo them. Yeah. For the experiment. We want to see. Come back to us in five years. Come back to us in 10 years.

Come back to us in 15 years. Picture the tattoo. I'll be dead. I'll be dead in 15 years. I'm gonna tell my boy. You'll definitely be dead in 15. Two of my friends, their girls are pregnant,

so I'm gonna convince one of them. Yeah, yeah, do it, do it. Even if it's just like a circle. Yeah. I want to see what happens to circle.

Hey, I want to, what I'm most curious about is like, if the circle will remain a circle or if it'll be like kind of like wiggly. You know what I mean? Like I think the skin isn't,

doesn't grow in a uniform way really. I think it might be like an oval. I think that's what would happen. Maybe, yeah. Yeah. I have no concept of, or a bigger circle.

Or either a bigger circle or... Or it turns into a square. Then I don't know what life is anymore. I don't know how that happens. I don't know how that fucking works. Maybe Terrence Howard's correct about stuff. Nothing makes sense to me anymore. Yeah, we're living in a Terrence Howard world if that's...

You know the motherfucker came back on Joe Rogan's podcast? Since we talked about him last? Yeah. I didn't know. I saw footage and I got a new language to pitch. I don't know. This is balls. All I saw was this.

I saw that he had a new hair. out so he got corned rosy he did his hair i guess he wanted to be more presentable he came with that fucking idiot eric steinstein uh who's uh one of joe organ's friends he's like some mathematician some fucking was he the guy with the obviously fake hair yeah i met him yeah you met him yeah i met him a long time ago yeah i met him at david rubin's house of course oh he was there yeah yeah oh interesting he was complimenting me and i remember me like oh yeah okay that's right they were in how you the uh what was it called the dark web thing what did they call the intellectual dark web intellectual intellectual idw it was him sam harris

and somebody else. Sam Harris pieced out so fast. Yeah, it's so funny. He was like, you guys are fucking stupid. So funny. Yeah,

because he doesn't talk to Joe and not you don't talk to any of those people anymore like immediately. He was like, he was like, he was like, he at least

there's somebody concert or no. No way. He still has a podcast. Well, no, he's talking about like the intellectual dark web people. I don't think that's, no, no,

Sam Harris? Sam Harris? Oh, Sam Harris? No, so he has a podcast and you also, launched an app that's like for meditation. So like I checking on him every once in a while see what he's doing because he he was somebody that was like straddling the line.

He dipped his toes into like what was going on in our community and YouTube. And then he was like this is awful and he fucking left. So I just kind of want to see like oh, what is he up to? Yeah. I remember him talking about like when all those alt right people infiltrated in and they were talking about like what were they talking about the like the bell curve and all this crazy shit about what am I looking for? like, oh, black people are genetically dumb.

Thank you. That's what I was looking for. He started talking about this shit and he was like, you were so, you can see, you can hear the exhaustion in his voice. Yeah, he loses, he loses faith in anything that he's ever believed in.

He was like, we can, and I was, I was like, all right, yeah, this dude's gonna be gone fast and he was. Anyway, uh,

yeah, so race realism shit is funny, bro. I'd watch, I'd watch like full, like, two hour long things by people going on tirade. It's so frustrating.

It's so frustrating. It's so. frustrating. You know that shit's hilarious? I just don't care anymore. That shit is funny as fuck. Bro. Look, it's not, here's the reason why it's not funny to me. Too many people believe it. That's the thing. Like too many people. Too many people are like, you know what? Black people are late because of genetics.

And I'm like, what? Like, they believe this shit. Yeah. Genetic. The low IQ genetic. I look at the Negroes skull. Yeah. Yeah, there's two livid. Oh, my God. I did, I did, I listened to one presentation of some fucking racist, some racist fucking professor.

Because people are clapping and I'm like, what the fuck is happening? Okay, look at, look, let's just, listen. We'll move on. But he studied the last Zulus. Like, he studied the Zulus. So he was in like South Africa or somewhere. Not maybe in the country specific, but he was in, I think there's a lot of Zulus there. But anyway, long story short.

Zithora are you talking about? Yeah. Anyway. So we started the Zulu tribe And because of what he observed He extrapolated that On to black people in general Yeah, of course

And I was like, I'm listening to a fucking Presentation That a guy is saying This tribe did this, this, this and that Therefore black people do this Was that tribe late? I'm just like a question No, okay

He was saying, okay He was saying Oh, the Zulus don't have um they don't have an abstract concept of a promise like they didn't even have a word for it like for a promise and then he somehow took that and was like that's why them niggas don't fucking do shit or so it was kind of like in a way that he was that's what he can't promise things and it's like it was in a way that I was like I can't believe what I'm fucking here I mean that is like mega interesting from like a from just like a studying that tribe perspective there was this this dude

was not a racist right and he was and because he's racist I I wonder if that's even true. That's the only problem. Right. If he was just a neutral, like, guy I want to study, I want to learn about the zoo tribe. And that's actually true. I'd be like, that is interesting that they didn't have a, um, a concept of, uh, well, it's kind of like, what is it?

I know you're not supposed to say this word, but I don't know how to talk about the, the indigenous snow people. Like what do you? Yeah. You're not supposed to say, but I don't know what to say. Inuits. I don't know if that's right. Yeah.

I don't know. Is that, is that, is that, I don't think any, I don't think the word in you, what would we whatever. If there's an Eskimo listening, I'm sorry. They're just Native Americans of the Canadian Native Americans. Yeah, whatever. Like, there's some, it might be in you. I don't know.

But there's like, I guess they have like a million different words for like snow, but none for like, I'm sorry. Or something. I remember hearing this somewhere. Right, right, right. That's interesting. It's actually like fascinating. Inuit, no, that's right. Are you all right?

Yeah, Inuit is now the current term. I have to use that as a slur. So they just have to. Why is Eskimo bad, though? I don't think it's bad. I think Eskimo is a phrase that was used to the. describe them that's probably not accurate. It's probably like one group is Eskimo, not all of them.

Native Indians? Yeah, yeah. I think it's like that where it's like it's not a slur really. It's just kind of like a made up word that they don't, it's not, it's not, okay. Yeah. Okay, that makes sense. It would be like if, if, if, if, if you guys named yourselves, black people and then I came and it's like, oh, look, you're cornbread people and you're like, well, we're not.

It's not a slur exactly, but like, they, in fact call us. Hellcat Enjoyers now. What did you send us last night? Oh my goodness. From Jordan, right? I don't know where I found it or like if I saw it on Twitter or if somebody said it to me. But this is, this is, look, I don't know if this is real. But I did, I saw it and it seemed believable enough to me where I'm like, yo, that's crazy.

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I saw this image that was basically like, it was a screenshot of like Wikipedia or some database or something. It was like describing the origins The origins of the phrase elephant in the room And Do you have the picture? Can you read it? Because I can't say this

Yeah, that's true. You can read it. I mean, I could, but like, you know Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. The phrase Enronerwood-Powler is a figure of speech from the United States. He stumbled through it. Yeah, I literally just said it.

I literally had no idea what you just said. The phrase and word in the woodpola is a figure of speech from the United States and it means something suspicious and wrong. Start over. Give me, give me it. No, no, no,

no, he was just, give me it, like, you had to start over because he was talking over you. Give me, give me it. Give me it.

The phrase, the phrase N-word in the wood pile, Hardar, is a figure of speech from the United States that it means something suspicious and wrong.

The phrase was commonly used from the late 1800s to the early 1900s, but stopped being used due to people disliking the N-word and seeing a negative connotation to the word in the late-1900s

to the present day. The phrase has been replaced by the phrase, Elephant in the Room in many books due to political correctness. I mean, due to just, I mean, I wouldn't even say this. They're not even.

They're just like, like, inward in a wood pile is crazy. So I feel like if this is true, it should be very easy, because everybody, anyone who has a phone, right, they have an old book.

And if they read that, they would take a screenshot of that. They would, they would pick a picture of inward in a wood pile or whatever. It doesn't even mean the same thing anymore. Well, it's so crazy.

They've grown so detached. Yeah, Finding that out is insane. Because like the elephant in the room is like something that you should obviously talk about. It's like something that like should we talk about this? But that kind of implies that like it's something like in disguise. You know what I mean? Where it's like this is like.

Yeah. A piece of wood or a white pile, black people like, a black person in a woodpile is kind of like there's something suspicious. Almost like a trap's going up on you. Yeah. Yeah. Something's going on there. There's an end word in this wood pile. I'm sure of it.

That's so crazy. Dude, I saw it and I couldn't believe. I was like, I have to, I have to said this to you guys. Oh, yeah. Racism in literature is so funny. It's so beyond. It's like, why did they say that? Yeah.

In the Revenant where he calls that guy a tree inward, I'm like, what in Tarnation? I thought it was crazy in the revenant that the bear said it even. My favorite part is when, my favorite part is when Leo, in fact, attacked the bear and instigated the problem. Yeah. The bear was like, I don't want to fight you, man. Go away. Darky. Bears growling slurs.

He's getting attacked. The bear gets robbed. He's growling black slurs at Leo DeCaprio. That's I was just thinking about that. He in fact keeps calling Leo Mr. Candy. And he's like, Mr. Candy, you're not scared of him, Mr. Candy? Why aren't you scared of him? How'd you end up in the past Mr. Candy?

I watched him the world. the World of Warcraft movie for the first time yesterday. Oh, really? Yeah, because, so what I was doing... I never even did. A wild movie? I saw it. I saw, because I wanted to see why people hated it so much and so, because I went on my friend's house that was like...

Was it woke? No. There was a black girl goblin. There was... Orc. You know, she was like a half breed or something. Just fine. I would...

But it's kind of woke that they're not all, you know? What? What? Excuse me? How is it not? Wait. What? I'm a goat.

I'm an ork. I'm an orcs are black people. But see, the thing is... I think that's so insane. See, if anything are Native American people, if anything.

No, they're fucking... They're... Like, no, no, like, if we're gonna draw an analogy between anyone, I think it's obviously

like just native people. I think they're obviously angry autistics. Yeah. And the thing is... In Warcraft, they literally are. The voices that they give orcs.

It's always these cock me fucking... And goblin. And goblin. They're going... My name's... Dude. This is why I was bringing this up. I can't remember what it was, but it was about magic.

And it was... It wasn't... They didn't say... It was essentially like saying spirit chucker. But it was saying something like... The guy called him like a... Like a magic chubber, a spirit chucker or something. And I was like, what?

Whoa. Like I was, I was, I was taken aback because I'm like, I, you could immediately understand why he's saying that. It's a fucking, so it was just a slur against, uh, a, anyone who does magic, I guess. And I was like, that's crazy that this is in this fucking movie. That movie sucked though, by the way. You're knocking down the or? Um, pure bread or like half? We're talking to either or.

I would try. Because I feel like they would tear into pieces, but like, I'd knock a female org down. Yeah, I would try. My thing is, because you see how. how big the orcs are? Can we can't how the fuck can we can we handle pure bread is A regular order? I'm going for it bro, I'm going for it.

No, like I'm going to, I'm going to try. I'm going to take. I'm going to joke over for a whole week. I'm going to take like three extends per day. I'm going to have like four rhino pills in and I'm going to and give my all and have a heart attack right after you got your heart burst simultaneously bust and your heart burst. Come and die, bro.

And they can resurrect me because it's magic, bro. That is the best time. That is the best way to go though. minute? No? Nah. What? When's the... Okay, how's the best way to die? I'm not gonna say it. He's gonna think I'm a terrorist, but like, I'm just not gonna say it. I was not gonna say it. Okay. Okay. I was thinking maybe having a blissful orgasm and then dying would be pretty fucking cool. Nah, dude. I want to, I want to die like, I want to die like a roadside bombing or some shit like that. Like, I want to fucking, like, blow myself to fuck up. You want to be an IED. I want to blow up and I want people to feel the effects of me dying. I wanted to be other people's problem

You're like Yeah you are a monster So here's a thing We got to record two today Right No We missed No no

So what Because we're We're too Spread apart We're too We're past the point of no return We should have recorded before All right right

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion.

$20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. We fucked up, you know, because we did. Yeah, yeah. And so we're skipping, because basically an episode is supposed to drop today. Right. But we just, we just missed it.

Yeah. I put, I wrote a thing in the beginning of the month that said the schedule will be fucked in June generally. Okay. Because we were trying to figure stuff out. So we did miss it. We just missed it. And then we're, basically we're just going to reset. So this coming up Wednesday, we're going to do normal.

Yeah, July going forward, the schedule will be back to normal. Catching up doesn't make any sense right now. Yeah. Okay. The episodes are longer too. They are much longer. What is it? I just July already is crazy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the seventh month, right? Yeah, we're the seventh month and I feel shitty because I haven't really done anything. Like, we've done stuff with the podcast, but I don't know what you mean. I want to go, I want to go somewhere. I haven't gone. I really went anywhere. I really want to go to Puerto Rico, but I feel like I can't, I can't take that much time.

Where have I, have I gone somewhere this year? What do you mean? Yeah, you can. Just do it. Just set it up. It's, I don't know. We'll, uh, we'll do the podcast. I'm already going to London in September.

What the fuck you want in London? We're doing it We're doing I don't know if I could say I don't give a shit Whatever All right whatever

Whatever Have I went anywhere This I've got a wedding here And I'm kind of bummed about it No I went to San Diego You did go to Diego San Diego's not really Doesn't count

Yeah because you can catch a train there too You can go to the freaking Going to San Diego is like going to the city Like it would be like We were talking about like Oh We went to the city Yeah

You know when we lived in Where we lived before I want to Go see the Redwoods I haven't been there yet I want to go to Joshua Tree, actually. I want to do something like that. I want to take streams and go to Joshua Tree.

Whoa. You'll get lost. Don't do that. Don't do that nighttime. You'll walk off and you'll end up somewhere. You'll never figure out of way. I'll pay someone to hunt you too. That's crazy.

That's great without telling you. You know what's crazy? I took an edible last night. We were watching the cat in the hat because it's the only real estate that you can watch that movie in. And when I was coming home, I got into the Uber and I was immediately scared. There's like something about the vibe of the guy. It was probably just

It wasn't no vibe It was just you were fucking high I was high and it was dark I went from like a really loud environment To like a really quiet one Yeah And I was just like this guy's gonna fucking kill And rape me bro

Yeah yeah In that order In that order Hopefully right I would prefer that If I were ideally ideally Raping dead bodies is a weird But so the reason

Dude there's a guy that Buried a dead body Rape the girl Strangled her Buried the body Came back and fucked her again That's so crazy What's wrong

people. Yeah, exactly. Exactly that. Jesus Christ. All right. Well, the reason I brought that up on the show is because, like, I thought we were, if we're going to record again, we'll bring this next topic up in that episode. But since we're just doing this one, because we didn't get to the Eldon Ring.

Oh, right. Right. Which is the big thing. And then we'll wrap up the questions. So we'll bring it up right now with it. I think we should. Yeah. Yeah.

We don't have to cut any of this out. Yeah. But I think, yeah, so the Eldon Ring. Obviously, Shadow of the Earth Tree is huge. It's in the conversation still Huge Huge DLC It's really fucking good

Although I have to say It's good But like The exploration I feel like Is not as good as the base game Which obviously is to be fair It's like a very different situation But it's largely very very

Very very well liked But I think There's been this big conversation online on Twitter About About accessibility Yeah

And about easy modes and stuff and like, oh, should this game have an easy mode and whatnot? And the conversation kind of evolved into this thing where people are asking for a pause button. A pause button specifically in From Soft Games in Eldon Ring because that would help with accessibility. And it would just be convenient. And that's kind of spawned this whole debate that's going on. I know Alana Pierce was like the focal point of it for some reason, even though she's not. really the first person to say this but know what's her name alonna pierce a lot of

pierce okay yeah i think i don't i wouldn't want to pause but i wouldn't uh pause by pause what doesn't hurt first thing doesn't hurt the game you can use or you don't have to use it simple as that same thing with like a easy mode i really come to agree with there with that argument the easy mode use it or you don't use it whatever if it's there it's there if it's not it's not uh i think that pausing during boss fights would take myself out of the immersion because i feel the boss fights in particular. Those particular moments are very like, not intimate, but very like

intense, you know, and I feel like pausing during a boss fight, having the ability to do that would kind of fuck up those interactions. Why would it? Huh? Just feel like, I feel like for me, this in my mind. You feel like you would use it then? I wouldn't use it because I haven't used it right now, right? No, no, that's what I'm saying. I already stated that. Like, if you use it or you don't use it. So, I mean, your scenario

is just completely non-existent. It would never happen. It only existed in my, in my, mental state. That's what I'm mistakenly positive or something like that or something goes on. It's not, it's not a real problem. Yeah, it's not a real problem.

It's not a detriment to the game. I will admit that I don't, I think it's been like this for so long. People have baked the game without the pause bond for so long, you know, not that your critiques don't come up. Critiques of a thing can come up well after it's come out. That's very possible.

You know, some things exist in the way they are. Then after more information is put in a lot of you like, oh, that's kind of problem matter that can be fixed. Yeah. So I understand that. I just feel like it's been like this for so long And it's you know

We've made it through the game It's a fucking two year old video game They've been no pause buttons And most of them for years And none of them Only only secaro So I'm You can pause in secaro?

I don't remember It's been too long so I played it But like that's the only one you can do it in And it's just like I guess Yeah I think you can I've been playing it recently kind of Yeah I don't remember But see that's I guess that's the thing

That every To me every game That's not online line. Say, for example, if you go offline mode, I think immediately you should be available to have a pause button. Yeah, I agree. Like, to me, it's, it's the most nonsensical fucking thing because some of the arguments she's making. It's even in things that I've experienced. I've experienced things are like, I need to go answer the fucking door real fast. Yeah. And I have to leave and get my ass whooped. And then I'm upset that I had to leave the game. Now,

I understand that. That doesn't bother me. In a PC setting, I could fucking, you know, open the task and then I can stop the game. Yeah. So I have. have that privilege of doing that with PC, but if I'm on a fucking console, I don't have that privilege. I hate, they did that shit for, I remember the first time I played

Resident Evil 6. I was like, oh, let's play. And then I was like, I need to pause. And I'm like, I can't pause.

I was fucking flabbergass. I was like, why the fuck can I pause? In that game in particular is wild. I think obviously for the firm software games, they're built with the online intention initially upon the framework of it. It's not innately in the game.

Yeah, so me, it's like I, I lost my shit in offline moon because honestly, I hate seeing all the fucking shats. way people run around. I hate it too. It's really fucking distracting. I'm used to it, but yeah. I launch an offline mode like always because I'm like, first of all, I don't, I don't do

PVP on those things. I did PVP because people talk me into the second one because like you got to play Dark Souls too. You got to play Dark Souls 2. You got to play Doctor's little PVP. It's fucking awesome. It's fun. And then I was like, all right, fine. And then I actually never went back to any of the other ones. So anyway. So yeah, I think this one, to me almost like this one universally. I don't know why anybody would have a problem with. I understand there's people with the, easy mode, I understand the people that are, that would push back. I understand why they push back. I still think they're wrong. Yeah. But I understand why they're pushing back. The pause one, I, I don't see any legitimate reason to, because the thing about the easy mode is that there is a conversation to be had there about like,

listen, if you're going to have various difficulties, that means you have to put various amounts of resources into designing and balancing for those separate difficulties. Sure. That's, that's development time. That's a lot of tuning. That makes a lot more sense to just streamline your development and making sure that your game just plays in a balanced way from one set, one set difficulty. I can see that from like a resource management, from like a, just an expense management, from like a design perspective, it makes sense to not have multiple difficulties in the game. I get that from the perspective, yeah. But like a pause button takes no time.

None. It doesn't affect the game at all. It doesn't affect other players. There's no good reason to not have a pause button, really. Particularly if there's online mode, like, if it's online, I get it. Yeah, like, if it's online, I get it because that's just like, we're used to Destiny and like all these other things. where it's like, it's online, you can't, you can't pause online names.

It's like, it'll be insane. You imagine. And the whole server has to pause. Just seeing, yeah, because that's how it would work. It literally, if one person paused, everyone would have to pause. Yeah, it would be fucking absurd. What the fuck? So I understand in that capacity,

and I understand it if you're playing, if you're playing that game with the online functionality on, yeah, okay, then you probably, you'll have pause disabled. But if you're playing offline and you're not connected, let's say you're playing Elven Ring and the Ethernet's out and you have, like, no internet at all. Yeah. No good reason why you can't pause.

I don't even think, I don't even think the immersion thing is a valid complaint because the pause button is for breaking immersion. That's what it's for. Literally. There's no immersive reason to pause a game. For me, for me, I've gotten to the end of the road with it being,

like, I don't know, man. Like, I feel like I've never, I've, like, I've definitely like, shit's happened. I've, I've, like, lost fights. Yeah. And I'm like, ah, that sucks. But I don't know. That's not enough to deter me.

It's not, it's not a deterrence. It's just an addition. It's just a good addition. No, no, I understand the argument for having. For me, it's just like whatever, whatever. Because I feel like if I'm a beat a boss, I'm a beat a boss, you know. Yeah, I understand what you're saying. I just, I just don't understand why somebody would oppose a pause button.

It's a weird thing. It confuses, it confounds me. Like, I really. It confused me at first as I was like it's a weird thing. And this hasn't had it. So I don't know. I don't feel like it needs it. Like you're saying about the easement, like you gave an argument from especially

of a developer's perspective that makes perfect sense. I don't think there's an argument for the, not having it pause button. Yeah, there's none straight up. I don't think there's one. Yeah. So, like, in that, I'm like, at the very least, like, I understand, like, the pause, I understand the allocation of buttons and why there needs to be, like, a very specific thought process

behind that. So, like, the start button in a game like that should go to your, like, inventory and your equipment. And that maybe doesn't need to pause the game, really, that specifically. But there should be a way in the pause button to, like, pause again or something. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, it's like, like, even if it's just holding the fucking button or something.

Yeah. Or just, like, a double click. where it's just like, okay, listen, we're done. Does everything do something? Because I don't necessarily, I don't like the idea of like, like me going into my inventory and then my game stops. Like that's kind of annoying. I get that from an immersion perspective.

What is the button called now? The select button, whatever it is. Oh my God, yeah, it's like back and. Yeah, whatever the fuck the thing is. Yeah, yeah. Doesn't that they stop doing? I don't know. Doesn't that start recording or something like that?

No, no, that opens up your settings. It opens up your settings. So say if you want to quit the game, you hit, uh, select. Whatever it is. Yeah. You hit select and it'll open up your options so you can actually. control some you can edit some stuff you can fuck with your your display or your audio select on the PlayStation controller quit the game is the the touchpad because the

because the select button is now like the share button oh right right and then there's the menu for that god damn it yeah that stuff's fucking crazy it used to be start and select yeah and then there was like no it's on Xbox 360 I remember was starting back which is like at least it had start yeah but like now it's yeah options it's like options and menu and menu I guess Or on Xbox, it's view and then menu. Okay. What the fuck does that even mean? I don't know.

They're still starting to, they're still starting to select to me. They always will be. If I tell somebody to press select, they will understand what I'm saying. If they don't, you're too young to be playing with me anyway. Right, right, right, right. You don't know what starting to select means. I hate too young. It's fucking crazy.

Yeah. I can imagine not having that. One thousand percent. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't, it doesn't. It doesn't, it's only going to be positive. It is only going to be a positive for people's going to be positive for people's

game experience, they're going to say people that even the people that are fucking, let's just say, there's people that are opposed to it. Once they experience it, I'm like, oh yeah, this is good. I was opposed to it at first because of the fact that it's like it's, it's, it's, sometimes like like fuck like even that's it sometimes I mean, you saw that you're talking about breaking immersion. I mean, sometimes like right now with ram trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees get a low mileage lease on the 2026 RAM 1500 big horn crew cab

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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basketballs of sports, there are fucking timeouts. Like in the most intense and the most important moments we're like we can't fuck this up and I feel like some people would like the option to even break the immersion bracing themselves

like especially in like maybe a phase two like okay fuck it I gotta calm down because sometimes you get hit a few times and you panic but that's my thrill that's how I am in running a game I'm like to say some people don't want to spend hours beating one person

they would love to see if they can beat them in like the first go Yeah, like, oh yeah, like for instance, yeah, I get it. No, I know, to be fair, I know there'd be people that would be like, oh, it's bullshit. And again, it goes back to when I was arguing for the other people. I'm like, it's not for you, though, sir. Like, you don't have, you have no capacity, you have to use it. And then it's just for other people.

Like, this is so fucking convenient. You can even disable it and have like a fucking trophy or achievement for beating the game without it. I was, I was on the other side of the fence until I, like, I argue. I was like, yeah, you know what I really think about it. I think about it to me is like, I know there are a lot of games that don't have pause buttons or that, like, open, like you'll pause it and the game will still be going on in the background that, that are not online, that I noticed that on console, this isn't true with Eldon Ring as far as I know, I don't think so.

Yeah. But with Helden Ring or with other games kind of like it where you press start and it doesn't pause the game, I notice on console, if you bring up like the PlayStation button or like the Xbox guide, it will pause it. Really? So like every game can be paused. I think even Eldon Ring has some option that like, I think it got patched out or something. It was the help thing.

Yeah, there was a way to, like, if you went into the start menu and then you press help, the game would freeze. So it's, the ability is there. The functionality is there. Interesting. I don't really see a good argument. People like, people were like pouncing on Alana and I just didn't really get it. I didn't know. I saw some people even.

It was over, it was over. Yeah. It was overshot 100%. There was definitely some people that were on her, on her choice language, and they didn't understand that what she was using. She used something, something disability. It's a situational disability. That's it. Which is like, I think people.

are looking at that from, and I get it, if you don't understand. I feel like that phrase is a weird phrase, but it's right to use the right words. It's the words that are used in game design. Like it is how they talk about these specific situations. Yeah, it's a real term. It's like there are situational disabilities that aren't like literal like disabilities in the way that you would kind of colloquially talk about them. They're, they are momentarily inhibiting, and things that inhibit the way to be able,

your ability to be able to play the game. Yeah. And I feel like using the word disability feels like it could have been word. It could have been named better. It could have been named better, but it wasn't. But I don't know. You're getting into stuff, but it wasn't. No, no, no, no.

She's right, though. Yeah. 100% at the end of the day, she is correct for the word she used. Yeah. It's kind of how I feel about like, I don't know, in coding, how it used to have like, do you remember how like encoding you used to have like master and slave? Sure. You remember?

It's like, like, it's, like, it's code. I don't know, man. It could have been in theory. It could have been named better. It wasn't. And so that's the whole thing. And so it wasn't. And so she used that.

And there was people that were strong men and that didn't understand. Or maybe some people did understand. They were still doing it because they, whatever. But yeah, it was some people that didn't understand and they understood. She's a woman, bro. And every woman say things, well. Yeah. It's internet.

We know where we're at. It just, you know, it frustrates me especially with Alana though because she's probably like one of the most even keeled reasonable people I have ever met in this space. Right. Like there's like literally nothing controversial about her at all. And then it's kind of. Also, she's objectively well certified for speaking about what she's speaking about. Yeah.

Like, she knows what she's talking about in that instance. And that was another problem. A lot of people didn't know that. Yeah. All she, that is her job. Her job for one of the most accessible games that will come out is God of what Ragnarok. Its accessibility is off the fucking charts.

And she was a very much so huge factor in the accessibility being created, you know. And that's so when she's saying, what you're saying is like, you know what she's talking about, dude. The word she used kind of, you know, they were like, well, they kind of scrambled with me a little bit. But I was like, you're right. People outside. side of there's like there's gaming lingo and then there's development lingo and there's certain

like the overlap between those two is very very limited it didn't do I'm like it I don't know what it's just when you say the words and I guess it's because it's like I guess sometimes people get thrown off where you can put two words together you know and their meaning might not exactly and I feel like so when somebody says situation of disability I understood what she meant well yeah because you're because you have this thing called to be able to understand context clues. It's like fat cock. You know what I mean? It's like my cock's not literally obese. It is. Relative to cocks, my cock is obese. I love that. But because it's a cock, it's not that big of a deal. A genuine good example. Yeah, I don't know. Like I saw some people, I saw some

I admit like when I heard it the first, because I didn't know about that term, right? So when I saw it, when I saw it, I was like, oh, that's a funny way to describe that. But like, I understood immediately. Right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals, well qualified. current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026 RAM,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for 369 a month for 39 months, with 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM, 5722 for lease details.

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I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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It's like, my kids aren't a disability. I said that. No one made that fucking argument, man. Like that, that straw manning bullshit, whereas they just got to like throw shit out there and like, this, we're going to focus on this thing now. It's what I hate on people's arguments, dude. There are people who take, it's such a weird example of a phrase, too, because it's like, it's something that people are both taking too literally and not literally enough. You know what I mean? Because a situational disability is literally something that occasionally disables you from playing the game.

Yes. Literally, that's what the etymology of the word is. That's why I understood it. I understood what like, especially referring to a pause button, I'm like, I completely understand what you say. I completely understand what you're saying. And yeah, man, I think, yeah, I think, I think, I think it's, at the same time, I'm glad when shit like this happens because it gives an opportunity for people to understand why some people would want some of this stuff. And we can actually talk and have discourse and explain examples of like, say, development, giving a better accessibility options.

Even say I was talking to my friend, he's going to play Assassin's Creed Odyssey because he was just like, he doesn't play very many games. He plays like two a year or something. And he's like, fuck it. I'm just going to buy something. It was like, like, like a Madden or like NFL guy. No, no, no, he's like, because he's actually, he's playing Eldon Ring and he just, he's, he just beat Red Dead 2. That's fascinating. But that's, these are two fascinating games for a person to play.

He used to, okay. To be fair, he used to game a lot back in the day. And then he just kind of like, time caught up with him. And he's like, fuck I'm just going to play just a couple a year or something. I'll just, I'll extend the content. He was like, okay, this is a long game and it was like $5, a Sanskrit Odyssey. And I was talking about it. And I was like, one thing that I really liked about it is how versatile it is where you can put it on Explorer

mode where it doesn't tell you shit. It's almost like a fucking from software game where you have to find shit on your own. That was what almost made me play it. Yeah, it was cool. And then also, say for example, you are a stealth person. You love stealth missions. You can put that difficulty all the

way up and you don't really like combat that much. You can put that shit down. Or vice versa. Yeah, that's cool. It was cool like just given like I wouldn't expect developers to do that. One of the two, I think the new Tomb Raider games did something like that too where they had like puzzle difficulty,

combat difficulty and exploration difficulty and it was on a slider. I was cool. I thought it was cool. I fucking, dude, puzzles I could give a fuck less about especially in a game like that.

Like if I'm playing a puzzle game, yeah, you know what? Challenge me with the puzzles. If I'm playing portal, give me a hard, give me something hard. But like,

I'm playing Tomb Raider or fucking like uncharted where I'm like running around climbing shit and shooting people. I don't want to, or like even Resident Evil to honestly some extent where I'm like,

some of the puzzles. Some of the puzzles of Resident Evil are so stupid I'm so annoying. Dude, I love them. But yeah, they're really stupid. I almost always end up looking them up. There's some that I get, but then immediately,

if I'm spending like five minutes on a puzzle or longer, I'm like, this is not the fun part of this game. I love that shit. This is an elder ring. I'm not like, or like any, this, I'm not figuring anything out. It's not like a combat puzzle where I'm like, ooh, oh, it clicks.

It's just like, oh, the key goes into the asshole of the statue of the owl, and then the owl's beak opens and then it hands me an orb that I have to, eat and then I shit out the right key. It's the dumbest shit ever. Look, only in the first one the puzzles makes sense because it's this loopy-ass fucking mansion owned by some freak, you know? Right, right. That one, every other game makes

no sense where they be puzzles in. The world that Ethan Winters and Chris Redfield and Leon Kennedy live in is so, it's full of fucking riddlers for no reason. Everyone's a riddler. Ridlonian world. They said they, they explained a way in number two,

the police department used to be a museum. But I'm like, that's not good enough. Why does the museum still have all these stupid? Don't have puzzles either. Keys that all the club key, like fucking spade key. Leon, shoot the door handles. Please. Bro, that's.

Kick those doors in. You know how sometimes there's a, there's a, there's a couch on like a stairwell or something. It's like, I can't get in this. I can't get past this. I'm like, what do you mean? That bothers me too because there's a way to do that way. Way better. Like, Gears of War used to do it in a nice way too.

They would have that couch there, but then they would have like rubble blocking behind it. But there are other games that's just the couch and like a clear staircase. I'm like, why can't Joel Miller go over this? What are you talking about? What bothers me the most is that like in that game, you meet the bad guy by him just moving an obstruction out the way. You just actually just moves a helicopter out of the way. And I'm like, damn, dude.

Oh, yeah. That's so fucking dumb. I wish I could do that. I wish Leon could climb five feet above and just get over something. It would be nice. It is a little, it is a little... Yeah, those things are silly. For sure.

They're silly. So yeah, for sure, look up all the fucking puzzles. Tomb Raider, the third one, the third one of the new run of them. Was that Rye? Shadow or something? It was Rise or Shadow. Shadow. Was Rise the second one?

Is it? I beat Rise. I stopped playing specifically because of a puzzle. Because I was, I was just blazing through it. And then it's like a flashback. She's a kid. And there's this like chest piece thing. Oh.

And I was like... In like her house, right? It's like in the attic or something? And I never went back. to it. I never because I was immediately I was I rolled my eyes and I turned the game off those games. I uninstalled it. I don't install it. They're fun. I think you know what's a shame about those games? Like those games really almost almost became great and then they fumbled it. They fumbled in that last one. We're like I remember playing that last one. I brought this up a long time ago. I'm sure like when I first played it or or something.

I think I know I brought it up in like the early sacred symbols where that last game I played the first one. I enjoyed it. was like, oh, okay, you know. Laura's kind of, Laura's kind of weak and, you know, not exactly where she should be. But, like, this is, like, kind of like the beginnings of where she's going to get to. That's interesting. I'm down. I'm down to see where that goes. Even though, like, there's a lot of story stuff about it that's kind of silly.

And then it goes into the second one, and then she's still kind of like that. And you're like, all right, one's, all right, more. Yeah, let's get us. Check on my watch here on this character development. Right. But it was still fun. It was like a good, those are good games. And then you get to the third one, and it's also very, very on part.

very good, it's very fun. It gets those moments though where it's like, all right, you're getting a little cute with the puzzles here, but that's in all of them. And then they have this moment. Spoilers for this fucking game. I don't think anybody gives her shit. Yeah.

But they, uh, her fat friend. I remember, I don't remember his name. You know what I remember his name, but I don't know you're talking about. Her fat friend dies. Yeah. Right? And then she gets blown off this fucking oil rig into the, into like, basically the sea.

And then it cuts to the, the ocean and then you see like the fire behind her and then she rises out of the fucking ocean and it looks like her eyes are fucking glowing from like the fireflies it's like this is fucking sick and then it turns into doom really it turns it there's a sequence in that game that straight up turns into like where she like she snaps and suddenly it's like oh this is it oh we're here finally i was like oh sick this is awesome and then you get through this whole sequence you're fighting up this oil rig you're shooting guys left and right you're massacring people she's stoic and it is the coolest shit ever

And then you make it to the shore and then her friends alive, actually. And then all of it's undone. And then she's like, oh, and then she's back to, she's back to normal. I'm like, I can't believe this. You can't go back to normal after that. You were so close. You almost had it. Like, that actually almost became like one of my favorite trilogies ever.

Because it, like, the lead up to it, it's like, oh, man, you earned it. And you like actually, like, made people, you actually made people have to deal with, like, okay, like, here's, like, Laura. And she's like, she's weak for two games. She's not exactly as confidence as you should be. And you know you're taking a risk when you do that. But you do that knowing that you're going to pay it off in some way. And you're going to get it to a cool place.

I'm like, yes, this is. Ooh. And then they just fumbled it entirely. And then at the end of the game, she's like, I'm stupid again. And I'm like, oh, my God, I can't fucking believe. But they treat it as if she's earned, she's where she isn't like the first game for PS1 where she's suddenly like this bombastic like Vixen who doesn't give a shit. And I'm like, no, you can't.

No. Like, I'm so disappointing. I don't give a fuck about those games. I don't give a fuck about Laurel Croft at all. I've never given the shit. They're fun. She's a girl. I never care.

She'll play as female characters. I, in fact, put mods in every Metroid game to play as a guy. That's crazy. I respect it. Modding a Metroid game. That's funny. When I play,

when I play Metroid Dred, I'm playing as a Samuel, not Sammis. Samuel. But, yeah, I just don't really, I've never been a person. My sister loved those games. I love the original games. I'm like, I don't really care.

Yeah. I love. I liked Tomb Raider a lot when I was a kid because, like, I remember it was, there was something, I mean, it's hard, they're hard to play now because, like, the controls have just evolved so far away from. There's these fucking bosses that are like Ornstein and Smow essentially. Couldn't beat them because the controls are too fucking awful. The controls are crazy, yeah. It's too awful. But Larcroft is just, there's something, there's something, like, objectively, like, iconic about that character. And, like, Tomb Raider is just very cool. It's really early.

examples of like what we see now with like Uncharted and stuff like that where it's like yeah the fact that they were able to do something like

that on a PS1 is nuts and I have a lot of respect for it I remember playing those games a lot I remember those games kind of scared me too yeah I don't know what it is I don't think it's necessarily there was something about the PS1

and the way that they handled like music and sound effects that made every game regardless of whatever tone they were trying to go for erie you know what I mean because they only had room

for like one sound effect and you would have like it just silence behind it No ambience at all. So you'd have like crisp footstep. I understand what you're mean. There's something really off-footing about this. And then that the butler who would like, you know the butler in Larcroft's manner?

Yeah. Who would like go around like, oh my God, this is fucking upsetting. I know what you mean about the. I know what you mean about the footsteps thing. I totally. That's actually what creeped me out about. I was the only thing that actually really creeped me out about Resident Evil like would be. Yeah.

just be like in, you're going around, the limited soundscape really kind of made things creepy. Even games that weren't scary. Like medieval kind of freaked me out too because like the music in that name is like really weird. Even though it's not scary. It's not a scary game. I couldn't imagine me it's got a Resident Evil dude. Yeah.

I mean, there was... Resident Evil scared the shit. The first Resident Evil scared the shit out of me. The opening. So that opening is scary. That shit scary. The opening,

the opening with the zombie eating that guy in the corner and then he turns. He turns. At that time, it sounds so stupid, but at the time it looks so fucking realistic to me. And then like it looked real. And what fucked me up even more about that is that is that That hallway looked exactly like the hallway at the mezzanee in my building at the time.

Like same fucking wallpaper, same floor, everything. And so like it really fucked me up. Because like my parents would be like, go take the trash down. And I would be like, what? And I would go into this dark hallway that had no windows in it that looked like that resident and had the same corner too. And I'm like, this is so fucked up. I wish I'm more brutal and resolutely overall.

I did like the, I did like the. on the throat, stomp his head in. That would be like... Chris Redfield, he's the most powerful white man of all time. Yeah, Chris got pretty brutal. Even in the six one, he got pretty brutal. Because he would, he would finish some of them.

He would take the butt of his fucking gut. Slat in their head. One hit, and it wouldn't even be that much force. You kind of just forced their head flat. He just like, just set it out. It's like, bro, what happened, dude? Yeah, he'd fucking, dude. I loved in five when you would do the fucking mercenary that he would haymaker

and kill four people. but one swing. He'd hit one guy so head that the straddle from his head and blow the head up and I'm like

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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What is this guy? Be beaten up. He'd be sore. I want to see Wesker fight. He's getting into questions. We're at two hours. Oh, yeah. Jesus Christ

This is always It's gonna happen Yeah This will happen now Did you guys see that By the way That report that came out About SEAL Team 6

What Did you not see that? No No So there's a report About SEAL Team 6 that came out That's wild Where they unmasked all of them

And they're all just It's just six Seals the singer Baby I am gonna Shoot Ben Laden In his face Ooh

Use my dog to rip his throat out as I dance on his grave. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That is crazy. That'd be an unfortunate reality. Six seals. And they don't have the Majins symbol on them.

Oh, no. Mudge and seal. They're all like handcuffed. They're like, I've handcuffed as I want to be. I got his handcuffs in a moment. A margin seal. Oh, my God. We're never going to kill him unless.

We get a little crazy. Crazy. Good job, Seal Team 6. You took out Bin Laden for me. Imagine six seals. Six. I love the idea that this. Yeah, even the six, it is represented.

There's only six of them. It is Seal Team 6. Yeah, and then the Seventh Seal is the singer that we know. He broke, yeah, it used to be Sealed Team 7. What are you mean? He broke off. And he was like, no, I can't do this anymore. Yeah.

I can't murder people. He looks at this margin. He doesn't, he unmodinifies. Yeah. And he's like, I don't want to kill people anymore. It's not really the coolest thing. He turns the MW under for Wombo. Yeah.

He's Wario Seal. He's Wario Seal now. All right. Let's fucking move on. Walla CG. Get to some of these questions. We got to clean out this June question thread. Maybe.

Stupid fucking bitch. All right. It's fucking kangaroo time, Rodin. Whoa. Well. bleach guy, black guy folding disabled child backwards, and gay Metallica guy. Nice. I've got a short but expandable question today.

The Incas? What is that? The Incas or someone played a sport where the ball was on fire called Pelota, Burepecha. I don't know if I'm saying that right. And that got me thinking, what is the most ridiculous, over-the-top, dangerous sport? You can think up. You can either come up with your own sport.

spot entirely or modify an existing sport, however obscure or niche. Is that real? The ball was on fire? How would they do that? Yeah. I just know about the... They didn't have lighters, though. I know there was one of those places.

I don't know if it was the Incas or the Aztecs or the Ma. I don't know who the fuck it was, but they would... The Quakers. The heavy-ass, like rubber tree ball or whatever. They would... Yeah. And they would hit it with their hips or something. The Chechens.

Yeah. I went there. I was actually there. You did it yourself? You played? I'm not playing that shit. I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna fucking,

I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna show. Uh, all right. No,

but there, that place is crazy. Those pyramids are way small you think they are, though. Oh yeah, and they look small. They didn't look very big at all.

I'm like, whoa, man, these people were tiny as fuck, man. This is another Mount Rushmore situation, man. Like, things are just like,

not living up to our expectations. They're still big, obviously, but like, I'm a big ass fucking human being, and I'm sure I was, they would have thought I was a god. They're not big.

They're not big. Yeah, you're like, I can step over those things. You're like, yeah, yeah. They were about the eyes jazz of lily. That's the average of them was like Lily site. A grown man there and I'm like, that's crazy. You're just pushing them just because you can. Well, they would have killed me.

They would have murdered me. I would be even at my most athletic, they were hunters and killers. One of them would have killed one of those baseball bat with the jagged ivory on the side of it. They would have hit with that twice and I would have fell asleep. I think it would have been like, you know, like a beetle getting on you and pinching you. I think it would have been like that. I want basketball on ice with flails. Basketball on ice.

You don't have to have the flails if you want, because I think the ice is fun enough, but like... Do you have to dribble? Yeah, you have to dribble. Okay, so take the flails out. It's just basketball on ice, but you still have to dribble. It's all the same rules. No ice skates.

No ice skates. These stuff sneakers. You got your sneakers. Someone is going to get hurt so fucking bad. You hear like the squeaks still somehow? I was thinking, Baseball, but with actual canons. Dynamite.

Dynamite wrapped in the cannon balls. The idea of- Cardinals wrapped in dynamite, and then you have to hit it before it explodes in your face. And somehow not shatter your arms by, fucking hitting a cannonball. You guys remember the thing that people would get shot in the stomach of a fucking cannonballs? They thought they were strong men. Yes, these fucking lunatics.

These idiots Lunatics What are you talking about? People that get shot And then fucking Cannonballs on the stomach Because they've proved What is that?

Yeah That's what it is Did that really happen? I'm sure I'm sure They got over exaggerated They did not put a lot of Gunpowder in those things

So they didn't travel at You know The beads where they would impail you That's what I mean It's like if you're not What's the point even at that point? Just getting it Those people are stupid

They probably don't know The physics of like oh he any other person would have shot straight through him this guy so you know it's probably like one of those things cannonballs go through concrete

yes so you're not survive that to me is like this man can survive gunshots but then shooting yourself with a BB gun I mean like look at how cool you know fucking Kooli and dude sign me up for a lifetime fucking salary with a circus

what are you doing oh yeah strong man just fat guys tanked weak cannonball hits There's this video

I always love it This video where some guys' friends Are holding his legs apart And he's like guys stop They drop a watermelon on his dick And away his legs bend in As he gets hit with that waterball And his dick is so fucking funny

Who would you Who are the like Are those his friends? Yeah I think so Imagine your friends doing that to you Would you still be friends with them? I definitely, we definitely would like, the podcast would be over.

I'm like, what the fuck? You guys helped me down and drop the watermelon on my fucking cop, bro. Did you see that video of these dudes? It says, I always wonder about captions, right? Because I'm like, I wonder if this is true. Like, oh, pedophiles getting beaten up. And people are like, oh, good. And I'm always, I'm just saying.

You got getting robbed? Well, I'm just saying. So this dude said, the dude tried to rob these guys. And these two dudes are stomping on him, literally. jumping as high as they can stomping on his head kicking him from east direction jumping off of their car

people watch movies right and when you watch movies you forget how dangerous it is when we watch fighters that fight right first of all fighters are all brain damaged they're damaged

their brains don't work the same way anymore like the fact is in like in the boxing I think this is so dangerous the fact that in boxing people get hit and knock down and get back up if you get it I think it's should not be a 10 count. It should be like a 7-8 count. Right now with RAM trucks declaration of deals well-qualified current FCA lessees get a low mileage lease on the 2026 RAM 1500 big horn crew cab four by

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I think I saw a billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably. closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Because you're not ready to get back in a fight sometimes. And they go, they get back up and they get beat down again. And then their willpower is like, I'm going to stand up again. And it's like, no, dude. You are taking, you're taking months off your cognitive function.

Fighting hurts. Just stay down, dude. Fighting hurts. The count is not enough time to. It's a very stupid. It's primitive. It's a rule because it was a rule. Well, it's a primitive sport.

Yeah. It's also, yeah. And back in the day, you could get knocked down as many times as you wanted before, like, say, you should be, oh, if you get knocked down three times, they'll stop the fight. They'll be like, all right, you've been knocked down. They'll feed you a goat. Yeah, you keep getting up. A goat will come and eat you on the spot. Before they had, like, yeah, that's true.

That was the tradition. That was the old, like, smoking Joe Frazier, you fought a, he had to fight off a goat. Yeah. Because, like, it was. He almost lost to the goat was strong. Yeah. Yeah. held him down with his fingers.

Rocky Marciano, he, uh, he had a, his hardest fight was a, the goat that was, he was contending with after he got knocked down for the first time. It was pretty crazy. That's a good sport. Boxing with goats. Yeah. I want like angry Rams. I want like hungry Rams that have, that have been bullied.

And they, I've seen, I've seen, I saw videos on Twitter recently of like people doing the running with the bulls and just getting fucked up. I love that. It's always been, it's just like, why, like, yeah, it feels, it feels very difficult to feel bad for any of them. They're Spaniards, too. so I hate them by creed so I don't give it

I like I hate them because it's just who I am They really have convinced them To just kind of cull their own people in that way right? Yeah I guess that's what it is right It's literally just like what are you doing Have it three times a year

You see that thing I don't know if it was in Spain But it was like at some circus thing Or some fair Or the bull just like Jumped over the line It was like a conservative rally Of some sort

And they were like And we still We can't be going To be an American Where a race time It's literally It's literally that song playing And then the bull runs into the fucking crowd.

What's crazy is that everybody's running and there's one guy standing there drinking a beer or something. And I'm like, feller, feller, get out of it. You don't see, do you not hear that bovine? You don't hear that large bovine? He ain't afraid of nothing, man. Nothing's going to take him down. Not scared, bro. Don't fucking.

It just hits him. The way they fucking flake is the fact, obviously, the way humans are built and the way bulls hit you. You always. It's great. You always twirl. It's great because of how like it's just, it's just power. Like, I love to just see that display of power. And we are nothing to them.

Like, they just bump us and we go flying. Even regular cows, do. Seeing people try to, like, like, Korean cows and, like, they're angry. They don't want to go. Seeing a man, a grown man get yanked around by this, the nicest version of them is crazy. Dude, so big. They're so unbelievably strong because of, I mean, just look at their mass, how much muscle they have. They can move shit, dude.

I really wish. I remember little cows, little baby cows are so cute. It's crazy, dude. Yeah. They're so adorable, but I really want one, but like. I ate one one time. I felt bad. I can't, I don't have one way to put them.

You ate what? I had a baby cow one time. Raw? Yeah. I was like, you just start bite because, like, basically what happens, they throw it into the, the tiger cage, right? Right. And then they're like, hey, Derek, you want to eat with the tiger? And I was like, can I?

Yeah. And if you don't eat with the tiger, the tiger will assume that your food too. You have to like, you have to eat with it so it knows. You got to show dominance. You got to push it aside when it's eating. It's going to look at you. And it's like, it'll nod at you. It's like, all right, fair enough.

The famous tiger nut. It takes out a top hat, puts it on, too, just it away and keeps it away and keep easy. To do easy. That would send me spiraling, I think. Yeah, totally. I want to see somebody beat up Like a wild animal Like not killer but like outfight a gorilla

Like like You're not gonna see that Like a real brawl I was like yeah someone with gloves No gloves no gloves no glove It's like fucking street fighting You gotta give the gorilla gloves If you give a gorilla gloves

And it like it like it gets it's like Why can hit them really hard Dude we're putting a gorilla in the UFC dude I think that'd be funnier I think it'd be funny at first I think it would be amazing Every match would start funny It would be

And then it would be really not funny by the end, but you'd have to watch it again. It would be the champion until it just died of old age, because no one's beating the gorilla. Yeah. It'll just die of, like, fucking, I don't know, cysts. You'd have to get Lesnar back and, like, enhance him to be able to deal with that.

He's the only person. You have to build someone. Yeah, you'd have to, like, the, like, Jack from fucking Tekken. You'd have to be, like, one of those. You'd have to be one of the jacks. And then maybe stand a chance. The idea of the ring, and entering at 500 pounds. in the right side of the ring.

It's a gorilla. Yeah. Mr. Gorilla. And it's just like... Mr. Gorilla. I didn't even care. He didn't even give a shit.

It's not, it's not even a big one. It's a small one. It's like a regular size one. It's like, Mr. Gorilla. And then... All right. As far as far as it runs up to the grapple, it grabs them and it bites

into their neck and then decides to arm bar him after they're bleeding out. So the guy that was swimming with sharks on Twitter and he got his leg leg, uh, you got part of his little calf bit and off. Did it?

Really? It looks like a cartoon bite too. It looks ridiculous. Good. I remember seeing it was like, what are you doing? Good. I love that.

Dangerous animals on purpose. I love that. I love that stuff. I don't know, man. I love that stuff. Some guy jumped off of the side of a cruise ship at night as a prank and die. And he literally got lost at sea. They never found him.

What is the prank? He was drunk too. He was drunk. That guy's gone. What is the prank? I don't know. I don't know. I think it was like,

I think it was like, prank's wrong. I think it was more of a do it you won't thing. Like his bros were like, do it, do it, you won't. And he said, okay. He was drunk. And then apparently some people, it's very dark. I think you could see a shark swimming up to him too.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with you? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Look, I've been very drunk. I've been very wasted in my life. Yeah. But I don't think there was a single time where I was drunk, wasted, smashed, even fucking. blackout where I was doing something

that I didn't already understand that I kind of wanted to do you know what I mean? Yeah. We're like, there's so little of me that wants to jump off of a boat at night

that you couldn't drug me to a degree where I would do that. Never. Sincerely. I would have to trick me into thinking that like I'm on fire or something. Like literally. Like you have to somehow,

like put so much acid in me. Ends, and sycicke, all, so every psychedelic at once to trick me into believing I'm on fire to the point where like maybe, maybe then. And even then, I feel like I would maybe run to the bathroom. Yeah, that's actually my instinct. The worst thing ever is water in the dark. That is like a literal human fear is that dark water. It's supposed to stay away from it.

And this guy was like, yeah, whatever. I think because people don't understand consequence. That is. You have to understand consequence. I just like, don't. They just don't get it. I like when those people are gone, man. They just, they don't need to be.

here. I wasn't a bad guy, but he was definitely stupid. Yeah, you don't need to be here. You don't need to have kids and, like, spread his stupid fucking jeans. Was that on Twitter? Yeah, I saw it on Twitter. I didn't see. That's all new to me. It's a little old. Yeah, it was months ago. It might have been late last. He got lost at sea.

Yeah. Jesus fucking Christ. What a way to go. At night. Like, how fucking, like, I can almost even understand that if it was during the fucking day. I wouldn't do it during the day. I'm just saying I can at least... It's definitely better. It says a lot better. get me in the ocean.

You could like, I would have, I would die. No, it's scary. Like, if I, if I can't see the, like, you know, when you're in the ocean right there, the water's just deep blue, you can't see anything. I don't want to go in there. I don't know what's under that maybe wants to tickle my feet or bite it off or something. It's just, it's too, the unknown is terrified. I've seen videos of people like swimming or kayaking or like speedboating.

And then whales coming out the water. And I would, I love whales. But seeing that would cause me down. Did you see that guy on TikTok who's like sailing across the Pacific Ocean? He's like sailing. He sailed from Mexico and he's trying to land in. Fuck, I can't like time. Like something like that.

So he's sailing across the Pacific Ocean like in a sailboat by himself. He seems like really capable and able to do it. But I'm just, I'm looking at him like. Well, why? I don't know like. Look, I understand. People get bored living. I think that's really it.

Here's the thing. If I could, if there was, if I could teleport. to like a platform in the middle of the ocean to like see what that's like for a second I would do it I'd look around and if I could come back yeah okay sailing across the ocean

and the unknowns of that like I already saw one where his sail ripped from the wind and I'm like what do you I don't know if that guy makes it congrats that's amazing like sincerely like props because that's insane

but also what if he dies I'm not gonna feel you know what I mean like I can't I like that's that's crazy like just give him Eldon Ring man wouldn't that be like more Like, because it's been done to death, sailing, because people had to when they mapped out the world and they were mapping out routes and shit. It's not a new thing. They only did it because they had to.

They needed to move food and, like, they needed to spend. The one thing, the one thing that even remotely piques my interest about that experience is I do kind of wonder, like, what, because that is the most isolated place you could possibly be. Like, where he is currently, like, or in the last couple days. It's like in the middle of the ocean. He's closer to people on the space station than he's the people on land. So, my curiosity is. man, the sky must look crazy out there. I couldn't do that.

You know what I mean? Like, I would be curious to see like what the night sky would look like with absolute zero light pollution like that. Oh, yeah. That would be fascinating. But he's not made a video about that, so like, I guess it's not that interesting.

If I look up, if I look up and I just too many stars, I start panicking. Yeah. Do you panic at the galaxy? Yeah, I panic. Jalen does that too. I love it. So I think it's a black person trait.

I think it's a black Caribbean person trait. Yeah. I love it to have it to us so many times. I had to do it. And it's like, don't do that. when you did that they come and we were driving across the country and we stopped in like I can't I think it was like the top you know that weird corner in Texas oh yeah I'morillo yeah you stopped in Amarillo uh had to pull over because I was driving and I was like jail my balls are

killing me I have to stand up you're driving for so long and so we got out in the middle of the road it was like I think maybe like 2 a.m. or something and it you could just see it looked like mass effect it's crazy looking I've seen that before it fucking fuck it it did something. I think I peered at something up there and it peered back at me and I noticed that I was like, oh, ha, it is, it is the most attractive thing to me about living in isolation in that way. Because I'm very much a city person. Like I like being around like society and people and humanity and knowing that things are existing and alive and happening. But like, that was really fucking cool. And if I could see that every day, I think I'd be like genuinely happier.

It's super dope. Like, uh, even when I was living in Arizona, I was living in Buckeye for a while. nothing and they didn't even have streetlights where we're at so you just see all this shit so it was amazing the thing that would spook me was the absolute darkness it wasn't the sky right the sky was amazing it was me being around no light freaks me the fuck out and I wondered how the fuck people live like that back in the day I'm fine with it see that because a person can't see me I can't see the person a beast is different beasts can see me that's unfortunate but that's what that's the thing that's scary like I something could come up on me easily I'm so much more worried about humans than I am about beasts.

I guess. I mean, I get that. To me, it's just, I just don't, I just want to see. That's all.

I would, I would sneak up on you in the dark real easy. You wouldn't know where I am. Yeah, I would. I would just, I'm closer to the ground. I would just look at the sky.

And I would see, like, where your outline is. There's what? Is this, yeah. Because I've been at like, I went to Griffith Park one time, right?

We were like watching a movie or something like that. I looked up. And you know when some parts of the sky are a bit darken than others? No. No. That happened. Stop. He's a no.

And I looked up and I was looking at the sky and I was like, dude, there's so much up there. And I started, I think I had an info dump of understanding like all of my ancestors, generational fear of the unknown flooded into me. And I was like, we got to leave, Lily. I don't want to be here no more. It's crazy. The movie just started. And I was like, no.

There's something that's really cool happens and where you stay there and, like, stare for a while and you can kind of like see. I feel like I'm falling up. You start to see like how fast the planet's actually spinning. If you like really pay it to, if you really look at the. If you really look at like the stars and like, oh, they're moving that way, we must be moving this way. And then you'd like think about it. And then you really get in tune with it.

It's fucking weird. It's really cool. I've never been able to notice how fast. No, to me. Yeah, I've never ever. You can't literally feel it. But like you get a sense of it and you kind of like your brain. I remember.

I've ever looked at a clock so long you saw the things move the hands move before. That's happening before. And I was like, that's crazy. Like the short hand? Yeah. No. No, not the short hand. Well,

that's parade. That's what I mean. The long hand is fine. minutes. The long hand is normal to see that. I can see that move like in a couple of, it'll move a little bit. But yeah. See the short hand move all the way around.

Being there like that long. No movement. That is. That's cycle shit. Totally. That is absolutely like just, that's like a fucking sniper that just, you know, shits his pants in the jungle.

He's waiting to like, you know, he's just fucking waiting. This one. Let's move on this one. All right. Let's go. paid for this goddamn podcast to hear about Eldon Ring. It wrote in. Hell yeah.

Says, Hello Peter Parker if he got laid, Spider-Man 6969, and the evil version of Miles. Nice. I got a query, or Spider-Man, Peter Parker does get laid. I got a query related to these stupid-ass nicknames. What events in your lives would you guys consider your canon events, aka what events do you think are so fundamental to your existences that had they happened to every version of you? Or that they happen to every version of you, like Chris getting groped in a series of something. how extremely important for his character.

Anyways, thanks for the laugh. I've been listening since my late teenage years. Jesus Christ. Yo. He's jarring to hear that. I don't know, man. Like, I guess my mom dying. Okay, well, I guess.

Hilarious. It's not funny, but like, I guess, I don't know. Me getting, I don't know. I don't think getting groped in the series is, I think that's very situational. It's a reality, I think. The Fireball, definitely. Every Kingston did that. Ah, yeah.

I think I definitely stepped on a mouse barefoot in every reality. That's gross. It's really, it was a really formative fireball. That, that, I already, like, had like a,

it sounds like one of, it sounds like one of those self-complementary things, but I mean it in like a squeamish way. I was always very, very empathetic to animals and like other people, as far as like pain goes. Like, I always would feel it.

And so stepping on a mouse, barefoot and hearing a crunch and a squeak, I think accelerated me to a point where, like, I don't, I don't think. There's very few animals that I could hurt now. Like, even, like, even by accident. I, when you say, have you ever stepped on your dog's paw and you just crumble? You just feel terrible about it? Oh. That happens to me. Like, I stepped on my dog's paw when I was back home and she like, yel, yelped and I felt like I'd kill the person.

I never had small enough dogs like, like, like, like, I've, like, like, small enough dogs. I don't like, so that's why. Unless it's a roach. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I definitely is to crucify mice, but, like, other than that, like, crucify him. A little blood eagle here there. Crucify him. and then put them on rocket. Is that something that every Kingston does? Definitely this one. It's like, Goku! I have played the save and it goes up and it blows up.

And I'm like, dang, dude. I'm like, dang. And I fucking love it. Fair part moment in Dragon Ball. It's like, yes. Krillen getting hers awesome. Poor Krillin, dude. He's in fact...

What do you mean poor Krillin? Krilyn is like the nicest guy ever. Yeah, he was wrong with. What do you mean poor Krillan? What is... He's died the most sad time. He gets hurt a lot. His death and Dragon Ball is the best.

sad as death ever. It's a dumbest the sad as death ever. It's really like, that's not sad like emotionally. It's just like, this is such a fucked up way to kill somebody. He fucking,

he, he, he ended up coming back and banging, you know, 18, I can't feel too bad for him. He's not like, yeah,

but she has gears in her pussy. It's not as bad as Yamcha who like can just fucking failed at everything. No, Yamcha's a billionaire, dude. Is he?

Yomcha's crazy rich. According to what? He's a baseball player. Oh, that's right. He is a baseball player. He's crazy rich. He's crazy.

He's crazy. He's crazy. And he's technically entirely. He just chees because he has a little bit of key. He has God like abilities compared to regular people. He's got a little bit of that key in him. So he's just,

yeah, he's the best player probably in the world. Ever. Yeah. He's insane. I didn't think about that. He's been a basic player though. He's been, I know.

I remember that. But like I forgot. Yeah, I remember they all play at one point. Wasn't he a thief? I thought he was a thief at first. Yes. One of the filler episodes,

they all played baseball. He's really good. And they're like, wow, I'm here so good and he's like Yeah, I am I just remember like Piccolo, Piccolo and baseball

Does that make sense? You're thinking of all You're thinking of driving test pickle When he's dripped out Oh yeah He's dripped the fuck actually You see that picture of the guy Goku too

Goku too Gooku's day They dress in a nine I love the idea of them getting Fucking driver licenses I like that I'm like Dressing like normal people

Goku doesn't I know at that time he does He has one now But and then Piccolo Does he gets it Yeah Piccolo gets one yeah And Piccolo's horrible

He got his driver license before Spongeball. That's crazy. Wild. Isn't a Dragonball new movie? Piccolo has to fly the plane and he's terrible at it. Oh, right, right, right, right. It's like, because I can fly.

I've been flying since I was born. I don't want it. This is stupid. That's totally. Like, why, what fucking, who in their right mind would get their fucking driver's license that would fly?

Yeah. It's the idea of things like that. It's like this. If you can fly that fast. Yeah. You know what I mean? If you could fly, but you only flew like,

like one mile an hour? Oh my gosh. That's hovering. You just, yeah, focus. No, but you could fly up and down. You could fly up and down at any speed, but like horizontal. You can ascend. You can ascend and descend at whatever speed you want, but you can only move forward at one two thousand.

What I would do is I would ascend up real high, and then I would descend at an angle, so technically I'm flying fast. You know what this reminds me of? I saw the Instagram McDojo life. They just show all these. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram, 1,500 Big Horn crew cab, 4 by 4 for 369 a month for 39 months, with 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required.

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw a billboard of yours recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with

Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. You know, these frauds that say they have powers and shit, you know, you know, all those weirdos. The guy is yelling at the cup and it moves.

There was one guy. Actually, it wasn't, it was a, it was a different guy. It was, it was a similar. It was shit like that, though. It's literally shit like that. You remember when I convinced you that I had telekinesis? I was really high that day. So that doesn't count.

Yeah. Yeah. I was really high. I moved a cup with my mind. All right. I did a trick to make him, specifically to see if he would notice. Yeah. I did one of those tricks and I saw his eyes widened and get scared.

It was the funniest thing I've fucking ever seen. How does this spoonbending one work? I think you're just, you can only do it if you're mega gay. You have to have such serious autism that you believe it was bent the whole time and then it bends. Autistically. That's being gay. That's still a power at that point. If you're so, if you're a reality.

That is low-scale reality warping. You just don't know you can go bigger, you know? Like, you can go bigger if you wanted to, but you're so. That's like the cat of the head or like the mask or something Where like you're just like anything that you're you're willing things into existence Right essentially you're willing 3D spaces You're ignoring the existing function and space and properties of existing objects Like oh this oh let me pull out for my let me pull out this fucking forward focus for my wallet

Real quick because it'll fit somehow Why not what do you do? People like that like it's like war crap warhammer the orcs yeah orcs have the ability of shape reality it is don't they're dumb do they? Do they? What do you mean? Because they can make things. Like, if an orc picks up a bag of chips, right? And you're like, that bag of chips will shoot rockets, a volley of rockets.

That's alchemy, man. And it picks it up, it will do that. Is that real? Yeah. And Warhammer? Yeah, but they're so stupid. I never got into Warhammer. I don't know what it is.

It's a cool universe. Yeah, there's just too much shit, man. Like, uh, there's a lot of stuff to get into. And I really isn't matter of just like what finds you first, I think. Literally. There's like, because I'm not getting into Warhammer. I played, um, I played that, uh. Hardside? No, although I heard good things about that one. I played this, it was like a boomer

shooter called like bolt gun. That was pretty good. But I have no idea what the fuck it is or what's I don't know who anybody is. There's a button that you can press though that says like hail to the whatever or like the empire. I don't know what exactly the terminology is, but there's a button just for like praising your universe. I thought was kind of funny. Yeah. I just. Imperium. It's too much shit, man. There's too much stuff. Even if you get into like, oh, hey, you want to get a Lord of the Rings? That's. a whole fucking another thing. Well, the range is pretty small scale, but yeah, I get you.

I don't think so. It's pretty small. I think it's compared to like fucking like, like comics and shit, you know like that. Like I, but it's like comics of like, so what do we get into? Are you going to, are you going to follow, say, Spider-Man? Okay, how many arcs there are there? How many? Like, there's a lot of shit and he's kind of just have to pick something.

Yeah. Like, so it's like the Warhammer people. I'm like, dude, fuck. That's, like, I can't, like, this is too much shit to get into. I just one of my good friends who's like the pussy boy like he's always fucking girls like that he got into warhammer and he's like dude I like one him more not like pussy I was about to say he stopped he's not fucking pussy boy the pussy boy does get pussy he's the pussy boy does he's so that sounds so contradictory oh in the way it sounds like he's like he's weak he's a pussy boy he's a boy all about

pussy he's a boy about his pussy yeah and then I'd like dude I'd rather play warhammer as soon as you said he got to warhammer I already knew he's like he's not getting pussy anymore that it's just you can't do both that is so insane you can't be into warham him you can't be in the warham You can only be Henry Cahle. You can be Henry Cable. And I'm like he's not fucking that much. I'm like he can. Literally why he didn't,

like he didn't turn into a Leonardo DiCaprio is because of Warhammer. Like he spent all this time playing World of Warcraft. And he remembers the story he was almost late on set because he was doing like a raid or some shit and wow.

That's fucking crazy. You're making millions of dollars. And like, hold on. Hold on. He almost He almost missed his audition for Superman, I think Was that the story? He almost missed his audition

For Superman For a world of war crap rate Hold on And who is he playing with that? I want to know Right, you imagine somebody guys like, come on man You're not gonna get that part Come on

His friends are just fucking sabotaging it Like guys, come on man You're a terrible hand Come on, get out here man You need a healer in the tank man Come on stuff And you know he's like the He's like the handsome, like,

ex-successful friend, and all of his other friends are fucking bums. All the other friends look like they fucking look like their teeth come. Their top front teeth, the upper teeth judged through the bottom of their mouths, and you're like that. That's fucking disgusting. Their teeth are so fucked that they look like orcs.

They have an inner bite. Come on, man, you know you, I gotta get that fucking jaw. Ew. It's so vivid. You ain't got to get that fucking job. Like, the bottom row is slanted this way, and the top row is slanted this way so like they meet like in here

they meet like in the middle of your mouth come on man you really got to disrespect the horde come on man what a ripe cunt you are for the horde I think is what it is or something yeah for the horde is the uh yeah that that is what

yeah that's so fucking insane you don't you disrespect the hoard mate you just want more guy well it's funny is that in that universe orcs are the nice people actually they're like other than the whole like raping and pillaging thing they're actually not that bad i don't know how that how do you coincide with that you got to be

they're like pirates like pirates like pirates of the caribbean right oh they're so jolly they're like but don't they like raping yeah they're rapists and fillagers and yeah but who wasn't then thieves and vagrants they're the nice ones neer-dwells and just froglet i love jack sparrow i'm jack sparrow and literally just grabs this girl and like punches her and fucking throws her on the bed and has his way with her and he walks out all jennie and he walks out all jennieffero. All he has to do is walk out of all, but yeah, that's all he has to do. I was a rather great raping, wasn't it? That man's black.

That man's black. Ew. Grown. Hards of the Caribbean, there's a lot, not many black people in it. Those are other movies that I don't think I've really seen. I've seen them. So the first one of us. Well, I've seen like one or two.

I wasn't paying attention. I love the first one. First one, the second one are actually really good movies. I've seen the first one for sure. I definitely remember that. I saw Dead Man's Chess. I know that. but I don't remember anything about it.

Like I know I sat, I know I've been in a room while that movie was playing and I've watched it on the screen. The gay man's chest. This belongs to a gay person. Gay man's chest. He's like, wait,

so is it like, what is it like? Oh, wait, it's an actual chess full of like dildos and shit. No, it's not dildo. It's a chest of like someone's valuable.

So he'll be gay, it means nothing. It's literally just, it's literally just a mundane pile of belongings. It's an extra descriptive, adjective to a person, that's it. It's a little more description. It's a man.

Like maybe there's like a, maybe there's like a pride pin in there, but it's like, he's gay. He's gay. And then Orlando Bloom's still, he's like, wait, I don't even know how he sounds.

He's like, whoa. How does he sound? Who? Jack Sparrow. Oh, Orlando Bloom, whatever his character is. Oh, Orlando Bloom said, like, who's going on there?

He's me, only Dave, believe. He punched Justin Bieber in a face. I think that's funny. What's going on him? of his parts? That's a gay man's She's like Karennaut.

She's looking mighty handsome. She's looking mighty handsome. I just thought about What do you think the etymology of the term handsome is? I don't know. Because it's always been a weird word to me. Yeah, I agree with that. Like to describe somebody who's beautiful

or like attractive is handsome, I think I understand it. I think I figured it out. What? Last night while I was really high, I was going to sleep. I think I figured it out. Because you know how awesome

inspires, it's like, something inspires awe. So it's awesome. Something invites awe. Okay. Handsome inspires hands. Like you want to touch him, you know? I wonder if that's true.

That feels like not so impossible. It's not a bad. That's actually like not, that's not bad. It's the only way I feel like that word makes sense. That's not bad at all. Handsome is insane. Sometimes you can reach some good conclusions when you are high like that. So yeah.

I feel like I might. I haven't looked this up. Yeah, if you look it up, and it might be 1,000% wrong. Do you feel like that's like somewhat valid? That's validity to that statement to a degree. Like, I'm like, that sounds like it's possible. Yeah.

It sounds, sometimes it's one of those things where it definitely sounds like it's plausible, and then it's going to turn out it's going to be nothing like that. It's going to be like Professor Hans. Invented this word in the 1990s. Hey, me, I'm handsome. And no one was handsome before then. Yeah, I'm handsome. No one.

Nobody. Everybody. Before they invented handsome, everybody was ugly. Everybody looked like a fucking schmigel. The gray blobs. Everybody loved the gray bobs before your family odd parents when he wished everybody was the same. What?

You know what that episode? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody's a gray blob. I'm the grayest and blobbiest. I'm the grayest and the blobby. Wasn't that Gilbert guy for you, right? Yeah, it was. Before he died, obviously.

Obviously, yeah. Why is there a gay man's chest here? Why is there a gay man's chest? What's going on with this guy man's chest? Legalis, come here. It's a little pigeon jested, isn't it? Oi, I'm not Legerless in this fucking movie. It's me.

It's me. It's me. Legless, Legulus. I lost my legs in the war. I'm legless, legless. Is this name Legulus, legless? He's legless. He's legless. He's legless legless.

He's legless legless. And he's legless. He's got, he's got, oh my God, the Wild Wild West spider-leg prosthetics. I think of it. That's the next movie. That is the next movie we should watch, hi, by the way. Wow, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is while.

I've never seen that movie. Dude, I haven't seen that movie since the 2000s. I never saw it, dude. We should watch it and record our commentary and then just release it as like a commentary track. That'd be cool. Because we, dude, during, when we were. fucking watching uh cat in the hat that was some good shit that was happening why don't we uh not the movie so what like the conversations were we get like a splitter like we watch it because like we can just

watch it here and then we can get a splitter for headphones and then watch it in here we could yeah it's like and then we can record the stuff it'd be easy we just just really way to figure that out yeah it would be easy all we got to get is something portable to watch it and then get a splitter for headphones and then we can all watch that that's it's an idea yeah i'm attracted to that idea we can wow Because that shit was There was Some shit What's just going at that song?

Uh Yeah Because he was a part of Drew Hill Oh Yeah so he was singing the chorus Let me take me to The wow Wow

I forgot That I forgot that I did a gay version of that That's right I took notes about last night Oh my God We were talking about I took notes Because there was so stuff

That I didn't want to forget What was it? I'll stop tell it I don't know what the fuck I don't know how this happened But we invented a band who was like we were oh because Danny was watching she put on

she put on a peaceful walk through Eldon Ring after we were done just put on this video of just like a stroll through Eldon Ring with the ambience we were like Danny you watch this like you sit and watch this and he's like oh yeah it's good to go to sleep to and I think like I invented this person where it's like

I go to sleep to the sounds of Jay Z screaming for his life And it's funny, It's a 10-hour-long script of Jay-Z screaming. No, it's not script. It's like, it's actual audio. It's a way file. How did you get it?

That's what I'm saying. So how does he get authentic audio of JZ screaming for his life? Is he terrorizing J-Z for 10 straight hours? Or is he terrorizing it for three minutes, maybe a night for years? and it's a compilation. And does he have, is he selling, like, is he selling these, like, relaxation tapes of other, he's terrorizing

random stuff. He's like, this is Gilbert Godfrey's screaming for 10 hours for his life, panicking. How does he sound? How does he sound, Jay-Z? We were trying to impress it in person it, but we couldn't figure it out. Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees,

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with you? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Hey. Oh, ho. Hey. You got a kid. H to the Izo. H to the. H to the N.O. No. H to the N.O.

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Oh. I go to sleep to... Oh my God. The video Chris tagged me in of the dude at the freaking at like Sam's Club or like fucking Costco and he was like

Eh, eh, ah! He's lifted a body. He's like, please help. Have you not seen it? No, my God. This is a great video. Send it to us. Not guilty.

You're not to film me. Sometimes I see things and I tag you in it because I want other people to know that I've sent it to you. But like, it's a guy. guy at Costco, or like a, I really can't tell, honestly, but like they're, they're wearing a vest and they're on one of those platforms and they're lifting a box and the box is crushing him. Oh, I have seen that. Okay, no, no, no.

It's been a long time. And like, nobody like helps them. No one's helping. It's only a 45 pound box. Oh, right. That's, that's the thing. I remember this. He's panicking, man.

That's the, he's panicking. That's the thing. I'm begging you. I'm begging you. What a... So exasperated. Motherfuckers are laughing out of his shit. Oh, dude, I would not be able to handle that.

Like, 45 pounds is not a lot, man. It's not. Especially for your body? Like, holy shit. Forty-five pound, like, condensed, like, say, a 45-pound Olympic weight. It's heavy because of how condensed it is, right? Yeah. But, like, spread out.

And with your whole body holding? No, no. Dude, that would... 45 pounds is only a lot if it's hitting you from a long way away. Like, if you're, if you drop. 45 pounds on someone. I don't know where from the sky. Oh, well, I mean, you're, okay. That's a problem. It would hurt you still. Like, if

somebody does a 45 pound weight at your back, it'll hurt that, it'll fuck your back. Of course. But like, like, some, like a box like that with your whole body? Forty-five pounds. No, that that box dispersed weight. No, no, no, absolutely not. I like to imagine that his bollasso wood bones were like cracking. As you were like denting in. Help. Please. I'm begging you.

You got it. machines not moving. You know what? This reminds me of my uncle. So my uncle is a little, he's a little off, right? He's 6364. And we went to Raging Waters

one time. We're young. He's 6364? Yeah, that's his ratio. That's his whole, yeah. His dimensions are, yeah. Regimenting as tall as you are wide.

He's 63. He's 634 and 98. That's crazy. That's fucking, so he's like flat. He's like flats. Let's Let's go home now. Let's get the name.

I want to go home. All right, right, right. Let's get the fuck out of here. This is insane. He's like flat. I'm going to kick your butt. I'm going to kick your fucking ass. And I was like, whoa.

I'm going to beat the fucking shit, you sponge, Bob. Oh, did you see that the uncensored The uncensored individual. audio clips from a sailor mouth or whatever the the no spawn drop episode though that exists yeah yeah it's not somebody hasn't edited them into the episode yet but like the clips exist where like uh squitteridge says so a blowjabs asking for king watch ah it's it's fucking it's really yeah hold on i could probably find it uh but we suck in cox and pillaging all these people too you can read the names while i find this and then i'll take it all right guys i'll take it over

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Nick Kerr with the, I still can't believe that. I still can't believe fucking, uh, Steve Kerr named his son Nick. That's so fucked up. That still bothers me. Yeah, that, that, uh, libertarian fucking, uh, uh, uh, uh, plankton. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, let me think picture. All right, Martian man fucker. I love that. I want you guys

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characters saying really bad things. Can you draw Doug funny doing that? Maybe from memory. It's been a while. Let me try. I want to see that. I haven't seen him in so long. He's going to be so bad. All right. Limp dick tip.

I'm just one of those gays. Oh, wait. A limp dick tip. Okay. I'm just one of those gays. I just want to get fucked. Deep inside my butt. Take everybody's nut.

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You must go to the Bucdaegas system. Oops. I grew tits. Guess I'm a woman now. What was the prompt that you gave me? Doug Funny what? I just wanted you to draw Doug Funny. and I guess have him say something just as controversial.

Make him a Maggard. Maybe make him saying something very controversial to Skeeter. Have you guys ever seen the Instagram page Sonic Says? No. I can already tell you. I already have an idea of what you're going for. Bro, craziest page by far. I have no recollection of his eyes.

That could be eight different characters right now. I know. almost looks like cup head. It's like the beginning of cup head. There's something. He could be any nose. I can't remember. He did have a very big nose.

Is it huge? He has a very big nose. Doug has a, I'm not going to say. Doug has a very big nose. Okay, yeah, you finish it and then the whole.

You get a triangular nose. Pull up a picture of Doug funny. Get ready. Get it ready. Fuck, Donnie. And it's funny with the F-U-N-N-I-E. So don't,

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. It's close. It's not too bad.

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He has like one, two, three, four, five, six hairs. They're like that. Yeah, yeah. I love that one. The fact that you remember how many hairs you are this crazy. I'm just trying to, I'm just assuming because like, oh, it probably this many. fit his head. Let's see. Okay. Wrongfully exonerated.

Fuck, dunny. Help me. I'm stuck in a well. Would you be okay if Marvel made Black Panther white? That'd be so fucking funny. You know the agent that they saved in the first one? Yeah. What if he became Black Panther? Like he got his back shot and then they healed him? I think he died. The guy that played him. I think he passed away, actually.

Like, in real life? I think he did. Oh shit. He died, too. Do you think he gave him like cancer? He gave him cancer too somehow. They're butt-fucking. Turns out, vibranium gives you cancer. Oops. Wow, all those properties and it gives you cancer.

That would make sense. And that strong existing. It kind of would make sense, would it? Why is he so weird? Why did you make Chibi Dug funny? I really don't remember. I really have no recollection. Ben my dick, cumming her snatch. She pipkin on my pit bull.

It's really the face that I don't remember. Possum. Yeah, let's see. Oh, it's actually not that far It's not too bad, yeah What is he fucking saying? I misremember the nose You know what

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What I was doing I was doing captions of It's a terrible dark funny It's a pretty bad That's Fug Dunny. Fug Duhy. It's amazing how much the nose matters. It does.

Like, it's a little wide. It takes a blank. He looks so silly. It actually doesn't like extend past his face. It goes down. Yeah. It's like.

I have these. I'm going to pull this up. I'm going to continue the words in a second. Let me see. Steel. Sometimes the video podcast is. Yeah. Sometimes.

Very video dependent. You might want to. Sorry about. Oh my God, I forgot. If you listen to the audio, you probably want to, you probably want to. This one time you click that link to go out. I mean, I would recommend watching the video too just to see some of the more outrageous clips. Yeah, I would recommend it too.

Like just pop over and be like, what the fuck was that? The credits I've gotten into the habit of drawing bullshit. Yeah. Here we go. This is what I wanted to pull up. For a while, I was watching, I was rewatching, I was rewatching all this stuff. And I kept just doing captions of him saying dumb shit, you know? Is that, uh, fucking Roger?

Yeah, Roger Klotz. Like, Roger Klaus. What does it say? It's a Jetfield cat melts, steel beams, funny. That was when we were in Vegas. I probably. You mean, you and Jalen were in Vegas. We just kept doing that fucking, the Roger Klotz impression of him saying horrible.

He's saying stupid shit. Fucking funny. I know I have one. I'm gonna kill Patty Manis, funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. I think I'm gonna eat her fucking face funny. I think I have a video of you saying something like that.

I'm gonna eat a pussy till she dies funny. That's crazy. No. No, why'd you do that? Don't eat her pussy. Don't eat her pussy. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Where's the button?

He's a young, he's a young, beautiful woman. Don't eat her pussy, no. Face ID. Well, just, just put it over to you. I stole it. It didn't recognize me. There's no face ID because I stole this.

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Yeah, I'm not worried about it like being broken. I just like the noise startled. El Chris is butto. El Chris is butto. El Chris. El Chris is buto. Chris. Okay.

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one of the best original gay songs I've ever heard. You got to pay the troll store to get in the boys' hold, Gade 6. Solid Snake tweeting about how the woke mob took over the military because he can't say slurs anymore. Nice. That's like that one fucking guy that was like, oh, Gaby used to be a real.

release we can't say fucked up shit anymore because the woke model like when you fucking talking about you can say whatever you want with your boys you can still do it. Yeah, that has not changed. It's just don't be a psycho. Even when I was like trash talking people, I never like

called random strangers slurs even when I was like no I definitely did. He was one of the exception. He's the fucking crazy guy. I definitely didn't. Because I did not do that. I just like be a fucking bitch. I called people like fucking stupid. I thought I would I would. And then I would say some shit sometimes. I would call people

I would talk about people in the game to the people in my chat and I would describe them with the F slur for sure. Right. I would call me with F slur too. But I wouldn't say that to like people that I didn't know. I didn't do it to strangers. I called the N word slur too. I mean me using it to the right them like I would crazy. I didn't do that. Because it was it was all

to hurt. It's different. Like it's a called duty. It's a call duty thing like you're not saying and work as your race is very likely. You just want to hurt someone. I feel like that gave all of those people power though. I feel like it just charged everybody up. Oh no, it does. Like this is the thing like I feel like it did the opposite. It just gassed everyone

up and they're like, oh yeah, I'll show you. It would turn into this slur cacophony of everybody's in solace up the back and forth and I'm like, yeah, and he's just asking in it. It's like, yay, other people are mad. Like a hot tub of fucking racial slurs. I love it. A slur for the slurping.

Yeah. I loved it, bro. That shit gave me That gave me life, bro. Made my day better. Oh, good for you, man. All right, let me finish this. I didn't like that shit. Are you serious? I'm I don't only one for a room?

A lot of people did, but there's also a lot of, you know, people that have issues. Dude, I love, look, I love trash talk. Yeah. I love it. I love when people are, like, crude and offensive and, like, borderline cruel to one another on video games. I love it. I just think that there's, like, a degree of, even there's a degree of, it's almost like the Geneva Conventions. You know what I mean?

Like, there's war. And then there's even still with. war, like, there's certain things that you just don't do. And I feel like that's kind of one of those things where it's like, it's not even so much as saying the words, so much as it is just like throwing them at random people. Random people, that's the thing. Like, that's crazy. I love that shit.

I don't, obviously, I don't do any more. I've grown. Yeah. But, like, I used to fucking, that shit used to make me fucking live. Dude, I think it's funny when it happened when I see clips of it. But I think a lot of that is, a lot of the comedy from that is less about like the offens and it's more about just like the crudeness of the microphones. And like, dude, that, those Xbox Live mess.

messages of like the guy that were the guys like you'll never be able to fucking play smoke on the water like me or something. So yeah you're gay. Like it's an iconic fucking it's iconic or like you don't have uno. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh no video. It's like I've absolutely.

Amazing. I have message people fucking fuck shit and then blocked them so they can't even say it back to me. That's fucked. I was a asshole dude. You know who's the new offenders of that now? It's the people that won't let you at them on Instagram. So if you go on Instagram, there's people that will turn off the ad.

So you can, they can at you, but you can't directly. So in a thread. So they can start a thread. Somebody can, some massive hater can start a thread. And you can't directly at them. So you can comment under the thread, but it won't get their attention. Look at this motherfucker. Yeah.

And there's all these deviants that like, and my thing is I'm like, bro, you should not be able to tag someone if you turn your tags off. Yes. And they, Instagram don't get a fuck. So there's a bunch of trolls and deemians in there. I called some dude, somebody's shit, and I just fucking blocked him immediately. I know he was furious and I fucking slept like a baby because of that shit, dude. The only time I felt good was when, so this guy, when Kobe Bryant died the same day, I was like, oh, man, I'm sad.

I posted a video and shit. And this guy's like, I don't fucking get it. Why you give some fuck about slurier? And I was like, you? I just went on it. I'm like, you're the biggest. I said a bunch of horrible things to him. And then I restricted him.

So then he's just yelling into the void It feels good It feels good because now that it's hitting against a wall They can't break the It's fucked up I don't do it That was the one time I did it Because I was like how fucking there you bro?

I don't trash talking game me anymore You can't even You know there's like that Yeah yeah That whole through line That's gone now Which I miss I miss being able to hear your opponent

To call of duty That was crazy That was crazy The proximity chat was cool The fact they could happen But like I don't know I think for me It's like well I made a video about it

Like the bully hunters thing a long time ago Where it's like my problem is like, it's just so, so many people aren't creative enough to do trash talking the way that they're emboldened to do it. You know, like,

because there's always like, whenever like a girl's in a game, it's like, I'm gonna rape you bitch. Yeah, that's just, it's just like, come on, be, there's, you could be so much cleverer and more interesting.

Be surgical. Like, find something. Be tactical. Like, we play smash. When we play smash at our house, dude, when everybody's playing, truth says it's fucking mean.

Like, dude. It's really fucking mean. But it's like, it's like, it's like, it's verbose. It's not like, oh, I'm going to rape you.

It's like, like if somebody were to, if someone were to figure out that I was black, I'd be really impressed. You know what I mean? Because just hearing me, you don't know what the fuck I am.

I think you sound black, but I think it's because of the tone. Not because of your, not because of the way you speak as your tone. We have a different tone. We have a reverb in the way our voices sound. Look, man, I feel like that's kind of like gets into that race realism shit,

but like, because I don't, you don't think we have a particular. I think it's a part of our, part of our genetic. I'll hear somebody fucking in the UK and like a black dude in UK. And if they didn't grow up with certain black people that, you know, immigrated or whatever, I have no, like say Anthony Joshua is a perfect example, the heavyweight boxer.

Anthony Joshua just sounds like some fucking asshole from London to me. Really? You think Ash doesn't sound back at all? I think there's just a bias from knowing what he fucking looks like. But black Americans, I think, have a particular tone at least. I think that might be it. I think it's especially true for British people. to be honest with you.

I hear it specific. Not in like Idris Elba doesn't sound necessarily to me. I think he does because he sounds like I think something like been there. Because he's from fucking London. Right, but it just almost sounds like I have a bit like I'll put it this way.

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22 and 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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I don't understand it. It's genuine. I know what you mean. That is the animated, like, at Nigerian Londonite sounding voice, you know. Look, like, I've been there and I've been around a bunch of Jamaicans that are from London and they just kind of like they sound in a particular way to me

it's not in particular but I think that's because of like that area of the community where they sound that way because I think I don't sound very black but then my lily's like I think you sound like a black person but it's not because of the way you speak I don't think you sound I think you sound black I think it's the way it's not the way you speak it's the sign of the bit of the reburbing your voice

no it is the way you speak no I totally think it would be the way for me for me I think it's a tone I think it's 100% just biased that if you just... It might be biased. If you strip the... You can only... You say the N word 50 times. So like that...

Well, yes. The words I use. Right, right. That's the way you speak. I feel like I say if we were to challenge Lily, we line up like 10 people, just audio, just voices. And he were like, all right, what are these people? I think she would get them all wrong. Because like you just wouldn't know.

It's like people talk to me over the phone having an interview. Say, for example, the racism that I would experience, say, talking, calling up a job or something inquiring about it versus in person, I would get further on the phone than in person just looking at me, they're like, you know, they're like, I don't know about this nigga. JFK type situation. Yeah, yeah.

What do you mean? How he wanted one of debates. Oh, oh, oh, gotcha, gotcha. He was like the type of person doing that shit. He was literally way worse than those debates, man. Like, actually, like if you listen to them, he was kind of bad. Well, I don't know what this man is saying, but

yeah. Look at me. I have a good jawline. And then this man over here is gay. what you had. You had the dude bros that were like respect because they're like, that guy looks cool. You had the gays that were like, he's high. The girls were like he's hot. And then you're fucking, you had Nixon who looked like a

fucking, who looked like he just finished raping a roach. Oh my god. The fucking I, the visual of raping a roach. Come here. Come here. Get down.

This is a roach. that is it's like it's like it's like it and actually yeah that is fucking crazy shut the fuck up

I'm not a criminal I'll do the last I'll do the last page okay actually I went for it I'll let me do one more oh my God what's happening

dude help me I'm no criminal this man over here is retarded Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee I fucked a dude and I liked it

the taste of his wrinkled foreskin and I fucked a dude just to try it. I don't get the the PP part like because it's I know I know it's Katie Perry It doesn't matter. I fuck the dude and I like I get what they're doing. I get what they're doing. I like the taste of It's big old black dick. Yeah

That's it. That's it right there. That's good. Big old You'll Colin talking shit on Summonstein smoke your bitch asses. Oh yeah yeah totally. Indiana bones and the Ark with the cum in it. That's good. That's good one.

That's good. Hey, yo, M, you listening? That's crazy. That's pretty, that's really. That's actually genuinely great. Indiana bones in the arc with the come in it. With the cum in it. Damn.

I thought you said it already. I've like Ben M&M already said that at least twice. Probably. Mim. And followed by the F slur. The Gominet. I'm blue. I'm gay.

I need of a. I'm, I'm gay. I'm in need. of a guy. There we go. If I don't see men, I'll die. You can feel my behind.

Did you use semen as a verb? Till you can see. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Was that semen as a verb? If I don't semen, I'll die? Well, it's kind of, it's, it's a double entendre kind of. Oh, if I don't see men, I'll doubt. That is a double entendre.

Well, it says if I don't get semen, I'll die. But that doesn't work because there's too many syllables. but if I don't see men I'll die I like that. It's a double on tundra that's good. That's big as fuck. That's mega good. That's well written.

See men I'll die. Yo! That's good. That's a double o tundra, bro. 100%. I'm gay. Double on tundra. Don't even ask me how.

If I don't see men, I'll die. You can feel my behind till you can see intestines. Intestines. That's fucking heinous. Damn. People, when I see girls that fucking do so like that, like, and you can peering in a woman's asshole is a wild.

Oh, that. I don't like she. I don't like appearing into that cave dude. That that kind of ruins it for me. Like when I can peer into the cave, I'm like, nope. If I can see a light, there's something wrong. Yeah. You see a light.

You're like, what? Have you seen the, what is it? The prolapse? That shit. You almost fucking, did you see that he gag? You physically get out. It's the grossest thing I've ever seen in my life. The classes are hilarious.

You think that, oh my God. I think it's funny. I giggle and I cheat and I chortle and I ha ha. I like, I tongue them sometimes. I don't think I'd do a podcast with the Uty War, bro. That's a lot. That's so gross. That's a lot.

I like to hit them like I'm boxing. I slap them back in. Like in the fucking speed bag. They're sitting on, they're sitting on like two poles crouched with their ass open. That is so disgusting. You box it. That is so gross and I'm sure that's happened.

I'm sure. There's definitely a video on EFARC. The idea of people putting it back in is crazy. It's like, ups my asshole came out. And then you're just like, don't worry. How do you do that? How do you get it reversed? How do you mean reverse?

How do you... How do you... Prolapse? I guess you just shove it back in, I guess. How do you relapse? How do you relapse? That was what Evan M's relapsed about. That's why I was so bad.

That's why I was so bad. Because I'm trying to unprolapse himself. Just gonna stand there and watch my ass dangle out my fucking butt. Oh my God. But it's all right because I like the way it feels. Oh my God. I like the way it feels. So fuck my butt hole.

Let his penis wattle. Suck my butt hole, let my weenie wobble. You just hit my butt hole. Uh-oh, uh-oh. My brother's dangling out of my boathole. Dangling, my prolapse be hangling. My dad. Dangling.

The fact that you would put hang and dangle together is crazy. That's the same word. That's a fusion of a double word. Dangling, prolapse, hangle, I'm wrangling. I'm wrangling. Strangling women with my anus. Guys. Strangling women.

That guy's following me and I don't like it. Eminem? No, the guy that did. Yeah, I don't like that. But it was following me of all bad. You know that. What if you're about to distract on you specifically? That would honestly scare the shat of me.

It would. I would not, even today still. No joke. I would mention him. I'd be like, look at it. I really am not worth it. Please leave me alone. I would ask you.

Please leave me alone. What the fuck did I do? I didn't actually listen to a lot of his distracts because I don't know why I just missed a lot of them. They're going down on them. They're fucking mean. They're very poignant. Yeah. They're very poignant.

The meanest things I've fucking ever heard. The meanest one is the one to Jarl rule. That shit is not nice. That one to Jarl rule is really, really really good. What was it bar from that one? I don't remember that one. Jarl rule needs it though. He needed it.

He needed to get put in his place. Yeah. Oh, is that the one where, uh, so what's Haley going to be when she grows? It starts out there. And it's like, uh, I don't really. one fucking Jari like you. I mean, his songs got you actually

the bite to. And then he just like starts making fun of the fact that he got undercover cops that legally pop you. Yeah, I do remember that one. That one is the meanest one by far.

That's okay. You know what's crazy? All of them pale in comparison to like us. Like us. That's crazy. That is the meanest this track ever. Yeah.

No, no, no, no, no. The one before it. Euphoria? Yeah. Yeah. Euphoria is the music driver head of my life. Yeah. Oh, the, no, meet the grams.

No, I meet the grams. The one. The one he did on Benzino was like you could sound, he sounded angry. He was, he was aggressive at that. It was aggressive. Yeah. But I think the one, because that one is just like, well, not like us is like you're a pedophile. So it's like it's a genuine allegation.

The Gramp, the, I mean the Gramm? Because Don's going to hear that song eventually and that's such a damnassening song for your father. That's fucking crazy. Because Eminem's, when he's distracting people, he's like having fun with it. Oh, yeah. Kendrick's not having fun. Oh, Kendrick is trying to hurt him in that song. He's so surgical that I actually just heard a breakdown of a 616 in L.A.

It's a great song So like or 616 However you want to say it Yeah The breakdown of it Because I there's a lot of nuance I just didn't understand When I got the breakdown of the video

I watched I was fucking Like jaw was like kind of a gap where I'm like This is so Tactical in a way that he had to have had this planned Way in advance You're not doing that one night No it was the amount of nuance And how deep it goes

And the connections I was like It went completely over my head He won the reason to make fun of Dr. He was looking for Drake to give him a reason. Yeah, he was like literally. That's like, that's like, that's contempt. Yeah. He's like, I hate you and I'm going to wait.

I can't have a chance to be able to insult you like this. Drake took the fucking bait, man. Yeah. Like in that big, that big three. Cole just like, he was like, what am I doing? I'm out of here.

I'm out of here. Cole's not a battle rapper. Is he like that doesn't. None of the other. The thing is that none of them. Kendrick is a good rapper. But he's not a battle. Yeah.

Like not by any standard of the word. I guess so. He's just a very good rapper. Very good rapper, very surgical, man. And that's the thing. And like, Drake is, Drake really isn't. Cole so smart. Cole, he's good.

He's good, but he doesn't have the heart. The problem is that he's not a negative person. Right. Genuinely. Yeah, yeah. He's like, I like enjoying my life. I like riding my bike in New York. Did you see him at that, the show that he did where he like started like kind of

apologizing? I did see that clip. He was like, he was like, I'm out of here. People were making fun of him and I was a couple of queers. He said that. He said that. He were making fun of him during that, uh, that situation he was like apologizing me like in my heart of hearts it aged well that

him I'm not well it aged well but it's like in my heart of hearts I'm not a negative person I respect Kendrick like I do if I'm gonna go I'm gonna go up there and insult his music and be like dude I don't mean that he was probably crying after he released that first track he was like he was like he was a fucking beautiful album throwing up throwing up he has a fucking trash can on the side of his bed he can't stop throwing up does that happen to people you get you cries about you vomit because I've heard people say that And I'm like, when does that happen? Well, they definitely got to stop the pot.

It's just at three hours. It's going to get guys. There's no way that's true. Because here's what I think happens. People are usually so upset that they are crying, but then they are also so upset that they're fucking nauseous. I don't think it's the crying. I've never been so upset that I've been nauseous before. I've definitely been so upset that I've been nauseous.

Never in my life. I think there's people that have been so, like, because I don't think you've ever hysterically cried to the level where some people like gag and throw up. Because like they're I have absolutely lost my mind At least at least once I've never I don't I remember specifically Like I have you spun Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. What? That's the level of this. That's the level. You get so absurd. You start Mario Sunshine spinning in your fucking room.

That's the final level. You know, I guess I haven't done that. You're on your tippy toes. And you haven't gone flatfoot since and you're just twirling. You got to twirling. You got to twirl and then it's to the point where you just sound like you're laughing now. Like it doesn't even sound like crying anymore.

You're just like, it just sounds like laughing. Have you been there? No, but I've heard it. I heard, not this, I didn't see the twirling, but I heard hysterical crying so hard that it just sound like extreme laughter. And I was like, this sucks. Because like you can't, it's hard to feel bad for somebody because you

kind of want to laugh at them. You kind of want to laugh at them because they sound funny. One of our friends, one of our friends, one time when she was crying, something happened that was really funny. And I had to leave the room because I didn't, want to laugh at her crying. And I came back after I can watch it when I was like, it's alright, bud. I hate that.

The thing is that what I'm... If I'm thinking of the situation that you're describing, that's not at all what happened. For a moment, really? Are you talking about when you bullied that girl and made her cry? Yeah, I didn't. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what's the story?

What's the story? I didn't bully named Kingston. Who made a little girl crying? I feel like every time we talk. Talk about things I do. I like the biggest piece of shit, but I know I'm not. Did you push her? What did you do?

She almost killed one of my friends, and I made a joke about it. And then she started fucking crying. And like, I was the bad guy for bringing up, even though she fucking did that. She's the one that, like, almost kill your friend. I mean, you got to. Everybody was like, you're being a jerk. And I was like, sounds like a little, like, I'm sorry. I'm not the one who almost killed my homie.

Like, what the fuck? It was, it was a little bit. It sounds a little bit different. It was a little bit different. There was something of, it was, because it wasn't. immediate. We had already had that conversation and like it had been kind of like water under the bridge for a while. No, it was

It had been months. It was months and it was a, that's what I thought it was fine. Dude, that's the thing is because the fact that us, the dumb shit we do, we can make fucking laugh at it immediately. It's stupid. But the thing is that I brought up to her and I was like, yeah, it was like almost time when you fucking killed Jalen, right? Yeah.

Everyone laughed and then she started crying and I was like, yeah. And I literally started laughing at her cry. But that was like, there was so funny. There are certain people that just can't hang, you know what I mean? Like they can't handle that level. Right. Anyway, where were you?

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He's so upset. He took each other did no damage to the car. He didn't even too dead. You startled me, asshole. He fucking startled me. You're getting beat to shit because you startled someone. It's crazy. You see the video of the guy being like, all right, here, Turkey.

Get out of here. And it runs. And it runs into traffic. And the person hits a turkey, right? And then the guy that hits the turkey pulls up He's like crazy It ever happened to me dude Fucking turkey came to the windshield

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See like a turkey He's here, get the fuck out of here man It's in a truck And then it runs out into the street Bam And then the video ends And then it comes out to some guys Like you won't believe

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and she has her hood up in her car. And she's putting a fucking coolant. Oh, windshield wiper in her fucking engine. That must be on purpose. No, so I thought it was. These days, you know what I mean? No, so I thought it was too. Because I even said something in the comments

and she was actually very defensive. I was like, it was real. And then the other thing, here's the other perspective. She takes it to the mechanic. And this is how I know it's real. So the guy clearly, before he started filming, started opening it and started seeing blue shit come out

and he was like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Grabbs his phone, calls his homie over and he's like, dude, and you see the blue shit, he's like, dude, there's like fucking like cooling or something and it's pouring out

and the guy, they're like talking, like, I've never seen anything like this before. And I was like, this is, I've never seen the aftermath of the somebody doing something so fucking stupid. That sounds like something Sheldon would do. And like, I can tell you why the word,

you know, but I can't tell you why. they changed the chance. When people went to, when people went, dang, I fucked up. That's over it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck him.

He's dead. I lost, I died. He got shot. He's done. I have so much rage internally. I'm so angry at women and minority. Come there, a little boy.

Oh, my God. Jack Sparrow throws him to the floor and hands his way with him. Jack Sparrow molesting Sheldon is crazy. To the song, to the song. Dude, I still remember that clown video, dude. Oh, yeah.

That is so funny because of the fake out. That's what gets me, dude. Are you talking about the guy who shoots the clown in his house to the Pirates of a Caribbean thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For the audience who doesn't know? Why is it? Why is it that? I mean, it's an adventure, I guess.

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Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. You know, it's a song for a renegade behavior. Like, for real, I don't know how long it's been since you've, like, driven by yourself, like, in a car and, like, blasted music. You blast that Pirates of the Caribbean theme. You feel like you're going somewhere else. You're probably going to crash. Yeah, you feel amazing.

You're going to go two by his go awful ramp. Dude, I did that with the destiny sound of the Grass for Averous Dungeon, and it feels like you're doing something crazy illegal. Even though you're not, even if you're going like 35, you're going like, I'm winging it, man. I'm so fucking, I'm so Sheldon. I'm so Sheldon. I'm so Sheldon. I can't help. I swear to God, if I ever heard him say that, I would sneak on to set.

I would... It's over now though I finished I think I wish you would compress the air up his asshole until his intestines explode Dude those videos Those videos are real

Those videos Niggas fucking Oh what a prank hot motherfucker just collapses Because he got his intestines Blown to pieces The fucking like the cushion The ones where they deploy the airbags

No no no no That's something else Where they put the airbag under the couch cushion And then somebody breaks their back It flies up the air Pressured hose Which is like These people don't understand

How fucking dangerous that shit is I'm like, hey, put that shit on your eye, see what happens. They would know, but then... But then for some reason, they're hilarious to put it down their homies fucking, like, shorts or whatever. Oh my God, they collapsed. They could have his intestines blown the pieces in himself. He died. He died.

Immediately, he collapsed. He died. He was in agony for 15 straight days and then he passed away. It's crazy. People really do that. They're like, he he he he. That's so funny. Remember the air cannon?

Like, like, opened the door and he got flung out because of the air cannon. That guy fled the country, too. That guy was like, I'm gone. They didn't fight him. them. It was in India, by the way. Of course. Dude, I mean, these factory accidents, they are like, here's where they, here's where they happen.

China, Brazil, India. Like, I've never, like, I've seen some accidents happen in America, but nothing to the degree. Yeah. It's just like, out of my toe. Where people like, oh, Jim's part of the machine now. What makes it funny is I've seen one of some guys like fucking, like, doing something like a pit. And then it's like when trucks blows up fucking cell, a blast comes out of the pit and a

guy flies away. And I'm like, whoa. If you recall correctly, Trump didn't actually beat perfect sell at all. He beat Seldo. He did.

He went back to the future and he killed Cell. You're not remembering it as Toriyama InVision. As Toriyama InVision, he kills Cell. I remember it happens. Have you seen that scene from Big Bang Theory where they're arguing about the PS4

and the Xbox One? Have you seen that? I saw a scene of where he can make up his mind of which one he wanted. That's what it is, where he's sitting there and he's just,

and there's laugh tracks behind this conversation. And he's like, well, what's cool about the Xbox One is you can plug your cable box into it. And there's obviously Halo and all these other games. Laft track. Laugh.

But the PlayStation, you can share your games. Ha ha ha. I want him killed. So, I saw, I reacted to the, I reacted to the seat of from that same episode, I guess, were they in the game store.

And he was saying like, this is just as, like, it's hard, it's so hard to choose. It's like fucking, uh, beta max versus VCR. And then he said like, the only reason I wanted, yeah, this is not a joke. He says something, the only reason, and I went with the beta max because of the format and something, something the McNeil report or something,

something that, reference that nobody would know about that would, even be watching the show and then the audience is dying laughing and I'm like I like my soul left my body for a minute. I also had a video like that that went viral a long time ago. Yeah. He was like, we was screaming at the screen. I wonder if that's still up somewhere.

It must be. Mine's not because my fucking TikTok got nuked for no reason. Oh, do you remember? Did you see that our, uh, it's back, it's reinstated down, but the clip of, um, the clip of, um, the clip of us talking about Martin Scorsese directing Frankie Munoz in the hole. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It got flagged for

like, like, uh... It got flagged for hate speech. And then I was like, did Frankie Munez see this shit? No, to Scorsese saw it. Scorsese saw it. I thought he would be like, brilliant. I thought he was like, this is cinema. This is cinema. All right. I'm like, yeah, we went pretty hard on

Frankie. We did it. He didn't do anything wrong. He just got hurt really bad. really bad. They fucking painted green shit on them. Didn't even cover his mouth or his eyes. Sue Hall. Tickle my ass hairs. Nicky Ziggie.

Ghost of Mama J.F. Sorry, Ms. Jackson. Badly Brave. Hugger Derek. Duck cunt. The vegan necromancer, I got consent. Atheirian, Brugurian punter at Nefram. Melfis won. I busted my hands again last week.

But the doctor diss was too tempting. And as rounding out our list, as always, the king of haphazard. laugh track I think this might be the longest episode this is probably the longest one well you know this is

this is an apology length for missing one oh right in uh in in in June yeah we got pretty much everything ironed out now

we've got our we've got our editing pipeline sorted we've got this camera switcher work in we've got everything's everything's on part June June was a

yeah the all right pipeline is instated so there really shouldn't be any scheduling issues from here on out some growing pains, but we appreciate you sticking by us. And if you're obviously, we didn't mention Patreon at all this episode.

Oh, yeah, we didn't mention other stuff I always saying, oh, we should talk about doing competition, blah, blah, blah. Oh, that's right. Let me write that down and we'll talk about it next time. Oh, right. It's good idea. Good idea. Gers. What's the mock?

Yeah. Do you think there's an inward version of that song? If not, bro. Inger. What's crazy? There's so many jokes. that that I thought people would have made, but they don't. Because I guess other people aren't just like casual racist. Most people are not desensitized to that word as we have been.

That's very true. Even I think a lot of black people, quite frankly. That's very true. The way that you often say that word hard are is crazy. I don't say it that often anymore. You are out of your mind. Compared to what? Compared to Kirby, I guess you don't say it that much. But like, you say it a lot. I can, I've, this is my lesson saying it. Even on the podcast, I don't say the NRA as much. Listen, we just talked about a clip that got banned for H-Speed specifically because you said the hard R.

I didn't say the hard R in that clip. Are you trying to gaslight? No, I, was it on. No, no. It was an extra ammo. Oh, it wasn't extra ammo. Oh, it was an extra ammo. That was out.

But, like, I mean, you say it. I don't say too often anymore. I've lessened my sees up to it. It makes me upset because I want to. use it more. Listen, there's nobody I know. There's nobody I even heard.

I feel like you've definitely said it more than even racists have in their entire lives. Probably, yeah. Obviously. That's, that's, I believe that for sure.

Mike, I think because my content is so heavily based on around it now. It's like, I don't got to say it. Hmm. If we go, if me go through mine and Derek's on Instagram, you'll be blown away.

There's even videos of 9-11 and the N-word being said together. Well, listen. And that's just a double whammy for me, bro. Well, look, There's a lot of comedy to be mind in this crazy space that I don't think, I think most people are too well adjusted to bother with. Nah, that's great. Because they all think it's funny.

Yeah. You know what I want? Well, good. We can be the only people doing it. Because someone make this for me because, you know, obviously there's the Sega jingle and then there's niga, like cute. I want somebody to hard art, though. I think that would be way better. It would be.

Like the sanga jiggle. And where. Yeah. Hard art. Like actual say it, though. And it's like, you know, when Sonic runs by and then it rebrander. and then it reveals the Sega, I still want it,

but it just says the N-word. He runs by real quick, and then there's the blood sign and then, like, runs away. Yeah, exactly. He runs by real quick. He takes off the clan outfit. It runs away, and it's like,

can you imagine a world? Can you imagine a world where, like, racism was branded and treated as if it was, like, the best possible content for kids? Like, in a sense of, like, blues clues, Like, it's treated sincerely, like, cute.

Yeah. But, like, what's his name? Steve from Blue's Clues has, like, isn't a clan hoodie. Yeah, he's in. That is so, that is so inherently insane that the world that exists, that world that exists in is a different color from this planet almost. What's the matter, blue? Is there a colored fella outside?

Bo bo bo bo. One of them. Salt and pepper would be salt and the N word. Salt and N word, yeah, yeah. It would be salt and vinegar. What if that's the only difference between, say, there's life in the endowment of galaxy? It's just all racist.

That's it. Racism is the only thing we have different from them? Like, it's reversed. Like, their racism is playful. Like, they see it as. So if somebody were to actually make it over here, and they would see, And they would think it as a term of deerment and fun and shit.

And they would see like, blues clues here. And they'd be like, what the fuck? What is this? Like, why aren't they saying slurs? Yeah.

Like, where's this? Then they looked through history and they're like, yo, what is wrong with you guys? Yeah. Whoa. That's for TV.

That's supposed to be fun. Completely. Like, how would you put all this? That poor Rodney King guy. Why'd they do that? You guys still say the N-word? What are you?

six what do you yeah yeah there it's like they got the mega N word it's almost like uh it's almost like uh they treat it like if you say mommy you know what I mean yeah my mommy little baby you still say the N words what is what is the what is the evolution of that word like it's such a it's such a visceral slur that you feel

hurt when someone says like respectable African American is where it is where it would evolve to in that society wouldn't it yeah I guess so It's exactly the reverse. You respect the African-American person and it's like, who you ever call me? You make it to the endowment of galaxy, and then that's it.

How fucking upset would you be? Like, I should have stayed home. Like, I, there is no difference. It looks exactly the same. I should have stayed home as I think I feel constantly, even when I am home. You're home and I should have stayed home. I should have stayed in the other room.

I should have gotten up at all. Why did I win the race? All right, we gotta get the fuck out of it. Yeah, this is like, 3.30. Bye, bye. Suck your mutter. Why did I win the race? Why was that the fastest sperm?

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