The Snark Tank - #245: Boogie2988 is COOKED (cancer edition)

Episode Date: July 15, 2024

just when we thought he couldn't stoop any lower, it seems like boogie lied about his cancer diagnosis.MERCH: http://www.snarktank.shopPatreon: https://patreon.com/TheSnarkTank

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See website for full terms and conditions. And also the documentary that he did listed all of his ailments. Like as if, oh, I'll want to keep some things private. I don't know if you remember in that documentary. I lost $500,000 for the fucking hookers. I want to keep something to myself, though. Low testosterone, gay, retarded. Hey, look, he's a little dead mean.

Okay. Mr. Putin, tear my ass down. my asshole down. Mr. Buggy, 29,88. Did you fake cancer? Reagan asking him that question would be wild. Yeah, because Reagan's dead.

Reagan actually comes out of the grave. He's that bothered. I can't believe someone would do this. Reagan. Reagan is astonished that someone would stoop so low. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on. Before we, before we...

The war on drugs was wild, but... Before we get on to Boogie, welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. Welcome. Remember you could go to patreon.com slash the Stark Tank, early access, ad-free, exclusive episodes, all that junk. Merch, starttank.com.

Oh, I wanted to say this at the top of the show. What's up? Damn. What are you going to say? I might even just cut this up, but at the top of the show. It's at exactly an hour, so it's easy. That's pretty cool.

Yeah, so we were talking in one of the previous episodes before we started recording about doing some cool shit, to like kind of polish the podcast a little bit. So we've been doing it for four plus years now. We've had the same intro song barring just me editing a couple of bullshit into it. So we were thinking of maybe having a little bit of a friendly competition to have somebody like a 20, 30 second jingle. Like somebody makes something.

Yeah. Somebody make like a, we want a new intro song. We wanted to like say pick the top three. And maybe. and the winner would get like special merch that we have like I have like a special shirt that I made. I combined two of our merches essentially. Yeah.

And kind of like it just made it on one shirt. And I was thinking that the winner or maybe winners, we haven't worked out all the details, but I was thinking that if anybody's interested, we have a, what is it, snark tank team at gmail.com. That's our email, correct? Yeah. So like just submit these bad boys. And I would say at the end of, or maybe the.

beginning of July. We'll just have some. Well, it's July. July's already now. Sorry, I'm a little fucked up. The end of August. I think end of August would be good. I think end of August beginning of September would be good.

We'd give people enough time to put some effort into it. Enough time to us first to get this submission. And then we can have like an extra ammo going over the, you know, the, you know, the. Okay. Reviewing it. Yeah, we'll do that. Make the credit report.com jingle somehow. Do not do that.

If you somehow make it involving our podcast and it's good, I'll be, I will be judge. I will ban you. I'll executive decision it. It'll be too late. I'm going to ban you and say. steal your credit card information. I like that.

I like that a lot. Look, I would say, okay. R-E-E, no, not sweet, put him in back in change, baby. Oh, my, Jesus, fucking, right. Moving on to our questions. Hold on, hold on-huh, hon. I just want to say, um, if you want to be taking, look, I know there's going to be a lot of, I just want, I just want to, like, call a little bit.

I always want to, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You can make some seriously funny ones, and we'll admit if they're funny as fuck, if they're horrible, they're funny, but we can. cannot choose those ones. Right. Those ones will not win. We will enjoy them though. Yeah.

If you're expecting to win, it has to be legit. Like, say, uh, think about what we're into. Um, and like, look, we like a lot of epic stuff too, man. Like, you think of, I, I feel like just don't, just figure it out. Figure it out. Figure it out. I'm just saying if you're going to be like, fuck, they didn't choose mine when it's like fucking dude's butt fucking sounds or something like.

Like, the people scream in the inward. Like, we'll listen to it and laugh. Don't get me wrong. And we'll do extra ammo laughing about it. And you know what? Even if, even if you don't win, if something is like genuinely good, I do think like up until, like, for a brief period up until we instated, we could kind of like. We could kind of like one episode with like one of the ones that were pretty good but didn't win. And then like, you know what I mean?

We already kind of fuck with the intro enough anyway. Yeah. So why not? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good idea. I think it's fun. That'll be fun.

What the fuck is in your water? Yeah, there's like spores in his water, like Resident Evil spores. I don't like it at all. Look at that. There's something in there that there's like a bunch of... Hold it up to the cameras so they can see. Because I don't think they really understand... It's really grossing me out, dude.

Look at that. That's fucking crazy. It's like a bunch of gnats or something. It's a bunch of fly eggs. You fucking just had a bunch of gnats just fucking help parties. No, they're not. Did they? Cheese seeds.

Cheat, like chia pets? Yeah, the same kind of seed, yes. So is they going to make your... Yeah, you're going to turn green? Yeah, what's that what's... Green? Am I fucking... Am I a plant biome?

No, you fucking turfs. You're not a plant. You're not not a plant biome. I'm not. You got some chlorophyll in you, probably. If I did, life would be different. Do you eat plants? That's...

No, I refuse. No. What? I refuse eat plants. I actually fill that. I'm on this. I'm on the same. I'm lying.

You're in. I'm saying. That is crazy. I actually care more about plants than I do animals. And so I don't eat plants, but I... But I slaughter animals. That's crazy. I would...

I have never cut my lawn, but I'll kick a dog to death. Oh, yeah. If I find a dog on my property, that dog is pretty much a puddle. I specifically only eat one way. I cut open an animal alive and eat the liver first, because that's the most nutritious part. And while it's yelping, like, man, or whatever. it is, you know, what it's doing this thing. Slap it a little bit. No, don't even ignore

it. You need the screams. Yeah. It just kind of hurts. It's a little piercing to my left ear. Because I start with its head over here on this side of my head and I cut it open. It's like, man. I'm like, it kind of hurts. You need to slap it a little bit. And then after you finish the liver, you start breaking the ribs apart. And then you have short ribs. The idea that, dude, as someone has broken their ribs,

the idea of ripping the animal open while it's still alive and break. breaking its rib is such a paralyzing pain. Speaking of sociopaths, Boogie turning it. Buggy, Dougie. Dude, I can't believe, like, Boogie got, so we just had an episode where we talked about Boogie's crypto scam. Yeah. And we called it Boogie is cooked.

I don't even, like, that seemed like we were jumping the gun now. He's well done now. He's fucking charred. He's broiled. He's smoked. It is crazy. You know you burn something that there's carbon left? Yeah.

It's just cool. It's fucking... It's one of those things where... Boogie's blacker than me now. Here's the weird thing. So if for the very small few of you that don't know about this, because apparently, apparently I've learned that this podcast has more reach than I thought.

Me? Yeah. It's been peering out in outside like things. Oh yeah, we went into the fucking Nickelodeon fucking... We're in that Nickelodeon random thing. I don't know how they found it. It was like, oh, nostalgia or some shit.

Unfortunately. Of course it was me. saying something fucking ridiculous. Yeah. And then there was a some car crash compilation. Yeah, yeah, that's right. And somebody was listening to us capturing the footage of the car like doing crazy shit. While we were talking about, we were talking about what was his name, Martian Manfucker or something.

Like that was one of some patrons name named Martian Manfucker. And we're like that, I never thought about that. And all the years that we watched that show. I'm like, yeah. And someone spun out. But someone spun out on the highway to that. So yeah. So I've never heard me say.

It's pretty wild. It's pretty wild. It's pretty cool. So I don't know. Keep spreading that word. Thank you. Yeah. And so yeah.

So Boogie 2988 did the crypto scan scam. And I keep reiterating that I've taken massive ls because I used to defend him a little bit. Yeah. Well, he used to be very, very well liked. Yeah. But even before, there was there was waves of hate. And I kind of, I made two. videos. One video was like, does he deserve all the hate he's getting? Because at the time,

all I saw was that he was just like a fat idiot loser that just couldn't get out of his way and would lie a couple of times. And I'm like, but that's not, it's not criminal. Like, I was like, people were treating him worse than like some criminals. Right. And so I was kind of like, does he really, is he just some dumb asshole? Like, I don't care. He's just unhealthy and dumb. Yeah, he's just unhealthy and dumb. Yeah. He's not like Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah. He's not. That's what I was it. But now it's, I'm like, he's unhealthy and dumb. All of those people. I mean, real talk. That's so terrible.

Poor guy, man. But that's the thing. Like, I was just kind of, who cares? Fast forward. Now we're all the way to where we are now. And it looks like, so a couple of years ago, he made a video saying he has a form of cancer of the blood. Something poly, something, something Vera. Probably scythemia vera or something.

There it is. And so it's supposed to be like one that won't kill you immediately. Actually, it's probably very livable. You can have it for decades, he said. he said like if this is the cancer to get like if you're going to get cancer this is the one to get this is what he said yeah he was saying he was saying in the the podcast with with keem and all those people that it was like crazy that it was somebody first said oh you don't have like the dark souls version of cancer he's like no i have the animal crossing version of cancer i have the animal

crossing of cancer yeah it's such a crazy statement but but okay then you know like but so he yeah so he was talking about it And I guess he, the prevailing theory right now is that he jumped the gun in a soon, because like he got some tests or whatever. And his doctor was like, yeah, this, this hormone is usually found in people with this cancer. So you probably, we'll have to do like a bone biopsy to confirm it. And he never did the bone biopsy. And he just kind of like made a video about like, I have cancer.

He kind of jumped the gun immediately. Totally. Which to be, I mean, if I were, look, if I were a betting man, boogie has cancer. I don't know if he understood. I don't know what kind, but like he had, like he, like there's no shot he doesn't have cancer.

You know what I mean? Oh my God. I mean, look, I'm not trying to be like, I'm just like that is the, he lives, he breathes mountain dew.

Yeah. You know, like he's fucked. I mean, look it. He lost like 100, like 200 pounds and put it and then got it back. He's still.

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And I think a lot of people have. Yeah, right. But there's, no, but don't be, he gained way back after he had his gastric bypass surgery. Got a gastric bypassing? Yes. And he gained away back. Oh, oh,

he gained, he didn't gain all of it back. Dang, that's unfortunate. Because, like, if you look at him, look at a side-by-side comparison when he was at his biggest

versus where he's hovering around. Like, he was probably closer to 600 pounds, uh, at his biggest. And now he hovers around four something. So he's definitely smaller, but he's still insanely huge. You know,

right? Like, I mean, that's, that's, you don't notice. Like, like, person like me in last,

like two months I lost, like, maybe like 25 pounds. Yeah. But no one notices. I'm so fucking big. Yeah. That's the thing. I'm just a big guy.

So, like, people don't notice when big people lose weight. Like, Chris noticed it because I would shave. That was the only reason when anyone noticed I lost weight. When I was shaved, you're like,

oh, I think you lost weight. And I was just like, I don't feel like I lost weight because I'm just large. Yeah. But that's just how it works. It takes a minute to, like, you have to lose a lot of way

to be like, oh, you look way different now. There's like a plateau at certain points, too. Yeah. If you're too thin, like you could put on some weight and you might not even notice.

Right. Because it's just like, There's just mostly like, and a lot of times it's deceitful with water weight, especially in your face. Yeah. Like I, before I was like, I have some weird GI issues. And before I was kind of going hard on the pain on food. Like I said, I was, remember I said? I was food maxing.

I was fucking like, so my face was like chipmunked out. And then so I've been kind of not, I'd just been eating like mashed potatoes and stuff. Like I mean, like a grandpa. And I was like, oh, my face is significantly smaller because. I'm dropping, I'm not holding as much water in my face. So you can see that, but then you can easily just put that on immediately too. Yeah, that's just crazy. It's waterway, dude.

I fucking hate that shit. Yeah, waterway, it's fake way. That's why I have this. That's why I fucking, I've been trying to, like, cut out sugars. Uh-huh. And, like, just make my digestive system better. So that's why I put, like, cheese in my water now. So you want to make sure you, like, have a bunch of, like, of that green shit

in your digestive tract. Yeah. What does that do? It burns like that just to help me just, it's hard to quit sugar, man. The diet, oh, it's horrible. It's so hard. Yeah. Like that's what you know it's bad

Well we like In America it's sugars and everything Because everything is everything It's processed like the fuck Yeah you're probably addicted to sugar Without realizing it Because it's just in so So much of what you eat

That you don't actively seek it out necessarily But when you don't have it You notice it Yeah I get headaches too Like without sugar or caffeine Like I get headaches I have I've been trying to do the diet thing now

Because I've been working out And I feel like I get them stronger I've been fixing like my posterior chain That's the big thing I was like focus on like my surgery chain and getting like just better cardiovascular health and I've been cut now I'm doing the diet stuff and that shit is why it would be painful. It's a no sugary drinks for no reason like make it like once a week at best.

I just think cutting out all those like shitty excess carbs. Look here's the thing. It's possible. It's livable. No, it's totally. It's livable particularly because like I like sucralose because what it is, it was just sugar that is, you know, it has been genetically altered. It's been altered to worry.

doesn't have calories in it anymore. Right. So I like sucralose. There's all the other ones I'm a little iffy of that I just stay away from the artificial sweeteners. But like sucralose, I've been having that for years and I think I'm okay. I just, I just don't really like. Socrose to me is like the best one out of all of them.

The other ones are tastes a little bit too different. I've noticed that I don't really like, like I like sweet things. Or stevia. Like I like, I like juice a lot. Like I'm real big oranges person like that, but I don't really need it. Yeah. So I've been like, I've been like very much so like water max. like crazy.

Like, every time, like, every time I drink something, I drink water. Like, I've been, like, very much so focusing on water. Like, having, like, the fucking, like, almost a gallon and a half a day. Shit's horrible. That's a tricky thing about water, though, is because you get, there's water weight associated with that. Oh, no, exactly. And so, like, even though you're technically losing weight because you're focusing on drinking water, it doesn't feel like it because you're too.

Oh, yeah, absolutely. That's not. Yeah, that's not. You're so incredibly hydrated. That's the one thing that, uh, and pee for like 14 minutes now. It's insane. It's pretty cool. Yeah.

That's it? 14 minutes. That's it? Sometimes I bring a book with me, dude Sometimes Yeah That's crazy He's just like laying

He's just leaning on there reading That's crazy I'm watching He's well into the second game of Thrones I'm watching the theatrical cut of Lord of the Rings While I pay And you always almost finish the movie Before you're done

You're how annoying that would be You'd like fuck I'm like I want to leave already You don't know how gone you see afterwards Yeah you'd look fucking You'd be mummified You'd be like I really need water piss that much. If you get shit faster than you can pee, you got a problem.

That is. Yeah, can you imagine? You got a deep, deep seated issue. At first one I'd pee, it'd be like really dark brown and eventually it clears up into being like bright yellow. Yeah, that's normal. Anyway.

Yeah, so, Bogie, I mean, he would actually have, his piss is black for sure. Yeah. His sludge. I gave up on him for a while when you saw that he wasn't trying anymore. Yeah.

And that was when I was like, oh, this guy kind of sucks. and now he's in scam territory. Like he did jump, it's, it's in, from what we know about Booky, it's in his nature to jump the gun with things now because, oh, he may have cancer

because that's what it seems like what happened, like you were saying. Right. He may have cancer, as doctor said, but his dumb ass jumped the gun by saying he was diagnosed. Right. Clearly he wasn't diagnosed because he's going to do like a biopsy now.

Yeah, so he's going to do a biopsy. Dude, what really set me over the fucking edge with this stuff Because honestly, a lot of this stuff is, like, Boogie is so fucking deeply unhealthy that if he just assumed that he has cancer, he probably does. Like, I don't even doubt really that he probably, that he probably just happily guessed correctly that he has. He probably doesn't even have the cancer that he thinks he has. He probably has some crazy thing. Like, his fucking... You have something way worse?

Yeah, his spine is going to, like, go upside down or something in his back or that. I don't even know. He's going to get short and then, like, wide and then, like, ah, go away regular Brexit. his axes are going to swap and that he's going to become two-dimensional until he's gone I mean that's the cancer that he has yeah probably in two years yeah we'll check back in two years to see what happens but yeah so like that part doesn't bother me necessarily but the thing about it's it's the grandstanding about it because this is a dude who's put his life online forever like since like ever since he was like big on the internet when he was when it was like

what like 2000 fucking 10 probably even earlier than that like he's been sure What did he start? What did he start? I don't know. He was definitely pre all of us. I mean, well, technically I was on YouTube at 2010,

but only for like a year. Yeah. I mean, yeah, he's definitely before all of us started like professionally, I would say. Yeah.

And so he would, I don't know, he was just like this wholesome figure. Like he was like this guy. He was at the game awards in like 2017 or 2016 or something. That's like trending gamer or something. And he won and he gave the speech about it.

He was crazy. And I remember specifically he had to draw my life video that went viral. Like a long time. where he was talking about it, like, how it was like, you know, his parents were fucking crazy to him and, like, he had all these weight issues. And it seemed like you just seemed like a very sympathetic person. And, you know... Hello, hello.

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Didn't he do that recently? And the last stream. So yeah, we should mention that how this all popped off. He has a podcast called Low Cal Live, right? With Keem Star, Wings of Redemption, Tommy C. And then, yeah, they're STEM. I think that's it. And then they bring people on.

Because it's not doing well. And I know why it's not doing well because actually Keemstar wanted better people more local. Like they wanted DSP. He wouldn't do it. Which would have been, that would have been more interesting. Darkside fill is. I hate how funny I think it's content.

I hate it. He sucks so much. I love that. I love that. I admire that he keeps going. Even though he's so bad. You think weaker people would have stopped to be like, I just can't do it.

I'm really bad at gaming. Dude, his fortitude sincerely is admirable. Yeah. Like, there's like, like, I look at DSP and I'm like, that is an admirable person in some way. Yeah. In some respect, because, dude, like, nobody likes him. Like, I don't know anybody who's an authentic fan of DSP, but he continues and he cries. He keeps going.

He's obviously dumb. But, like, there's some, it's always like he's too stupid to understand that he needs to stop. Yeah. And that's what you need sometimes. He's so. Sometimes you need that. you need to just not be when you, the more intelligent

you are, the more you doubt yourself. Totally. The more, the less confident you are because you're just second guessing everything. Like, should I do this? Whatever. Right. You think you're a fraud sometimes imposter syndrome. When you're stupid, none of that shit pops in your brain. Exactly. You're just going. You're on go all the time. And I feel

like that the weird thing about Boogie, I feel like he kind of straddles that line where he, he's stupid as fuck. But he also has this like he's self-aware enough, but he can't help himself. Like, he knows he's got, when you're doing that that fatty token scam thing, you're self-aware enough that you know this is going to go bad.

But maybe he thinks, maybe there's a way that I can wiggle my way out of this. And it's like, bro, what the fuck are you doing? Because like, if you were, if he was smart enough, he obviously wouldn't have done it. Because it's like, it's not worth it. Yeah. But then he was confident enough, stupid enough to be like,

no, I think I can navigate this in some way. which opened up the floodgates, people talking about his cancer, Destiny coming on that stream, the locale live. And first of all, Destiny annoys the fuck out of me to where how confident he thinks about, like, because basically Destiny gets all of his information from Wikipedia. And that annoys me. It annoys me that, like, I'm so knowledgeable, but, like, even when he started learning about this blood cancer, he was, like, very authoritative on what it is and what he thinks Buggy has when he had just learned about it. And that shit annoys me. It annoys me how company is. He's a debater. That's why. That's it. That's the problem with him. It's like when he speaks, because I think I think oftentimes he's kind of right about things. No, he's right about a lot of stuff. And I think he has good points. It's his authoritative nature. How he's like, I'm like, bro, you just learn this and you don't even feel even remotely doubtful that maybe the information you absorbed is incorrect. Like it's too, it's too confident. Yeah, well, that's that's what you need in debate, though. You kind of just need to come across as confidently as possible.

You're very true. That is more important than actual facts. That actually is. You're right. Have you, have you list like, dude, like, have you watched any modern debates? Well, I hate them. I don't watch them because you don't, I don't watch them because you don't learn anything if you come in with a specific point of view watching this debate. People, every time you see, anytime, let's just say, you know, getting a little off track.

But when Destiny did the debate with like Finkelstein or Finkelstein, however you say, name and they were talking about Israel Palestine and all it was is if you cared about the Palestinian people or humanitarian issues destiny got destroyed if you were say pro-Israel or Zionist destiny fucking killed everybody you know it was yeah it was stupid I'm like oh how fucking useless was that yeah the discourse to stagnated just as many clips of destiny destiny being like confidently wrong and dumb as I have seen him being like pretty correct yeah so like I don't really know what to make of destiny yeah but about this but yeah this boogie I think he's right about, I just, look, I guess I'm doing semantical things of that.

I don't like his tone about it where he was very author. To me, I think there's a way to talk to people and be like a human being and be like, I think you have this. I think this is this. I'm not sure where you kind of like, because I think the patience with boogie has run out though is the thing. Okay. You're right. That's kind of a lot of this.

You're right. Look, I'm being, yeah. I guess I'm, I guess I'm, I guess. You still hope's better for him. Right. I guess it's like this. Right message, wrong messenger. This is how I feel about it.

Right. So he came on and then XQC was there and somebody else. Can I, XQC needs to fucking crawl in a hole and dither away. Like I don't, Go away. You don't, he added nothing to that conversation.

First of all, the idea that you would have XC on a podcast of all things. No one can understand that what the fucking is. Canada. Canada, French. Fuck you. Die.

I hate this guy so much. He's so countless and dumb. I cannot stand his stupid. Twig, fucking blonde. Yeah, he's these I really, man, Sweet Life of Zach and Cody-ass-looking motherfucker. Get the fuck out of here.

Look, man, he got to breathe. I will say, I will say. I've seen a- I would kick him down the road if I could. Down the road over and over. I've seen a couple of takes of him that I'm like, okay, he's not the word, he's like, say for example,

have you heard, I just heard of this guy because the controversy, oh, fuck, I've got his name already. It's a one word. Skets? Yeah, that, yeah. Right. There you go. And so that sketch guy who's like, he's off, mentally off, something's going on with them. He's got something. He has something. He has something. He has a disability. He's a little. And he's and he's now he's gay. And now he's gay. Oh, he was gay prior. But now it's out. It's out that he's gay. You ever see 22, 21 Jump Street with the, what's his name? Uh, j. Jonah Hill and the Chad guy.

Yeah, I mean, that Chad guy, Chani Tatum. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, he punches that black dude. Yeah, like, I didn't punch you. He's like, I punched you and you turned out to be gay. He's like, I was gay when you punched me. And I was like, that was a good scene. But anyway, yeah, that guy sketch, I guess he, I don't know what he does, but he's just really popular.

You talked about it last episode. Oh, you guys, so you guys. Yeah, we talked about that whole thing. Okay. Where, yeah, I mean, who cares if he's gay? like it's very dumb. Yeah. Well, yeah, yeah.

So that, I was just saying, ex QC had a, exuC had a, excuse he had a, excuse he had a nice take on it. And I've seen him have decent takes about things that has to do with like gender and sex.

He doesn't, right. I would say, well, I guess this is, it's a low bar. That's kind of the thing where it's like, I'm not going to celebrate you for having like a common sense opinion.

Go away. It's like, in this, in this nature of like streaming and these people that are whatever he's on kick or another one I know he got like millions, hundreds of millions dollars or some shit from gambling, whichever the gambling one is, I think it's kick.

Yeah. And it's just a pleasant surprise to see one of the like biggest scumbags. Like, you know, also you would assume he's also going to be a massive bigot, but he's not, I guess. So it's like, at least there's that. Yeah, the very least, he doesn't suck as much as he could.

Yeah. But even the, here's it. here's the problem that I have with him. Even if he has a good take, no one can understand it. So what the fuck is, it's wasted on him. Literally. Like, he might as well just not be there at all.

Fair enough. Fair enough. But Boogie, yeah, so, like, I just think the patience with him has run so low. And he's been caught lying so many times. So many. And this is what really, I interrupted myself earlier,

but like this is what really fucking got me about this, this podcast, where he's talking constantly, for months now. I'm destitute. I'm broke. I need money. you know, to pay for my medical bills, pay for my mortgage.

And then he talks about how like, oh, the podcast that I'm on isn't going to pay me this month because I have to go fly out. And that was, that wasn't true. That was like a fucking lie.

Yeah, that was on earth through, CoffeeZilla's second channel. Yeah. So Coffeyzell talked about it. And so, so he lied about that. And then all these big streamers are on,

on this panel, on this podcast. And they're like, we will give you $10,000. to show us your donation or not to show us your diagnosis through your diagnosis through a medical portal like that can just be so privatize

you can redact your fucking information yeah just as long as it says like your diagnosis for cancer that's all we need to see and you could give it to a trusted for you can give it to Keem you can give it to all the people that you trust and they won't share it because that's literally illegal to do that and so just like that's all we need from you and then the bounty went up to like 40,000 50,000

went crazy high. Mostly up to 75. Yeah. And then he suddenly pretends to be principled about it where he's like, no, I want to have one thing to myself. What the fuck are you talking about?

Yeah, that was the biggest red flag. That immediately was like, no, you're fucking lying. You might have cancer, but you don't know that. You don't know that you're lying. Yeah. You're a, first of all,

if he really does have cancer and this is like his weird principled stance, he's a fucking idiot. Yeah. Just straight up. Like, that's the dumbest. I can't even, that is so stupid, I can't even respect it. Yeah, it's, it's, it's too stupid to even fall into an Occam's Razor point of view.

Right. Yeah. So it's like, oh, oh, so you'll do a fucking crypto scam. You'll do a pump and dump. You'll, you'll, you'll scam people for five grand. Yeah. But you won't prove that you have cancer and make everybody who's doubting you look like an idiot for 80. Make them feel bad and make, because of a principle, because you don't want all of your life out there. Like there's no principle. You're the one put all your life and then out of nowhere by the way also his medical records are not private like his doctors have access to them bro and also like it's not even real documentary that he did

listed all of his ailments like as if oh oh what to keep some things private do you I don't know if you remember in that documentary I fuck hookers I lost $500,000 fucking hookers I want to keep something to myself though low testosterone gay retardant

gay gay low testosterone Gay, autistic. Gay again. New game plus gay. New game plus gay. Oh my God.

You got to play a second bite through being gay. That's a bad. That's a hard line, dude. Damn, bro. You know what it does? When you're gay and you can do NG plus gay, it takes you further back in time. Oh, my God. That is not.

Live the 35 as an open homosexual. Inge plus three gay is you're also a blue. black and you go further back in time. You gotta be an openly gay black homosexual in the fucking in the roaring 20s. Yeah.

And it just keeps on it. How long do you last? Well, if that's... I can repress myself pretty well, I think. No, openly. You got to be openly gay.

You got to be openly gay. That's the plus part. You got to whistle at men in the streets. I got a cat call men. You got to go into a saloon asking for dick. That openly gayness.

He says, the roaring 20s. Yeah. I know. I don't know what they were called. I don't know what they were called. But they bars yet. Bars.

Let's just say a speakeasy. Let's just say a speakeasy. It's a speakeasy. They weren't bars yet. It's the evolution. First it was cave, then it was, I don't know,

fucking hut. Look, then like, saloon. Look, you're jumping the gun. That's NG plus four. That's when you go to the saloon, okay? I also under,

I get it. Like, time is difficult to quiet. Because, like, dude, the fact that Abraham Lincoln and the samurai existed at the same time,

is kind of wild. The fact that Donald Trump and Joe Biden are older than colored television is crazy. Don't just, I don't want. Colored television. I'm having a good time. I'm having a good time. I'm having a good time.

I'm having a color in it. Stop. When it was everything. You're talking about BT. Well, yes. Well, yeah. That is,

I mean, yeah. That's what it would have been called if it had come out in like the fours. Yeah. Colored TV. Colored. Niggered. Negroes.

Negroes. Negroes. People would scream when it turned. turns it off. It doesn't. Is it still on it? It's a black stream? Oh my God. That supreme raises it right. Oh my God. Anyway, fucking... Night time scares me. Yeah. I don't know. That really, the grandstanding about it because he really acted morally superior about it. He acted like, oh, this is my principal. I was like, yeah, you know what? I'm going to let them have the win. I'm going to let them have the win over me because I'm just very principled about this. This is my one thing that I will not budge on. even though, dude, like he said, I want to have one thing that I, that I keep to myself.

And on some level, it's like, okay, I understand that. But then he goes like, I don't from him. I don't, yeah, I don't understand that from him or about like a medical record that is just like, there's nothing about, there's really nothing about that that is like particularly personal. Especially considering you're talking about having cancer for two years. Yeah. Like, what is personal about it? It's insane. You already said it.

You already said that you have this. And he already was trying to get ahead of it in other videos. You'll say, oh, the trolls are already coming out. You know, I need you guys to do me a favor. And basically, he did so much shit to get ahead of this. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta.

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He got it. And I remember watching the video about it. And I think it was just as simple as, because I don't think he specifically said what he's taking for his low testosterone. But I'm pretty fucking sure he's on TRT. So he's just testosterone replacement therapy. And here's the thing with testosterone replacement therapy, if you're at very high levels, like say if you're outside of 1,000. nanograms per decilator. That's when it starts getting a little dangerous for men. And if he's doing that, then you can, yeah, it can increase your blood cells.

It can cause clot. So I know he's talking about TRT. He probably is at a decent level. His blood cells increased. Also, his probably LDLC probably shot up is bad cholesterol because it does that too. They don't know why. It's a weird thing. So it's like, okay, try to take omega-3s or whatever, fish oil or something.

to kind of combat that. And I know all about this is because I actually have, and I wish I knew what the thing's called, I always forget what it's called. But I have some thing that blocks my testosterone production, not all the way, but it's because, like, what are the tubes connected to my fucking nuts is fucked up?

It's all inflamed and crazy. And it took a while to figure it out. Well, my nuts is inflamed all the time. That's pretty cool. I have one swollen nuts. It's just like, like a fucking, like a eight ball. It's just, it's really, it's like grapefruit, like.

Dang, that's like, My left one is like jagged a little bit. Like, yeah, it hurts a little bit. No, it's just kind of like sharp. It has edges. Yeah, but I mean, like a fucking do decedron. What in the hurt? What in that hurt?

Like a fucking D20? Wouldn't that hurt your nutsack a little bit? Or is it like really, is it jagged or is it just really like, it's just edgy? Not hurts. It hurts a lot. Okay. All the time. Could you cut your ball sack open from the inside one of your balls?

If I run. If you were, you have to tape your nuts. That's crazy. The idea of being a watch. Don't just cut through the tape, though. Oh, my God. You just push your sack into. Like, no, you're getting, you're immediately getting surgery and getting that shit smoothed down.

There's no way. You're going to get your, oh, my God. First of all. The idea, but we can't cut it off. We got to sand your penis and we can't tranquilize you. Like, what do you mean you got to set? No anesthesia. What do you mean?

We got to sand your, we got to sand the spikes off your balls. All right. Like, what was your name again? Oh, I'm Dr. Joseph. Gerbils the third. I'd be like, I bet, hmm,

can I, there's no relation. No, no relation. He's the third. The third. No relation. I'm not related to it.

It's a different gherbles. Yeah, there's two Yosef gervils, and there's, I'm a third one of a different one. Does it bother you that you've never met a Disney? You know what I mean? I don't know that exists.

If I, if I found one, we'd have some words. I'll tell you that. I'll tell you that. I just think it's weird. What would you do to a Disney? It's not their fault even.

Even remotely, it's not their fault. When it's the Disney estate, yeah, it is their fault. No, what I mean? Like, the fact that Disney is not... It's not... They didn't do nothing. It is there. I mean, that Disney is not a common...

Like, I've met a lot... Have you met a Universal? Somebody kill him. I don't know. Somebody kill him. Have you met a CNN and NBC? A CNN and NBC. Universal fucking John Universal.

John Universal. Gabriel Universal. Walt Disney was a real person. Have you met H.D. fucking, what is it called? Comcast? Yeah. Have you met Gilbert Comcast?

I've met Dwight Comedy Central. He's pretty good. He's a good guy. Dwight comedy. Have you seen CERT ESPN before? Look, I like the gag of like the CEO is just John whatever or like that, that, that a meme we do about like big, um, big whatever. Big whatever, big blank.

Yeah, like big black. I think it's funny. But like, Walt Disney was a real person and that was his real name. Yeah. But there's no other Disney's. And everybody that I've ever met, ever, I've met somebody else with their last name not related to them. And that's what confuses me about it. They ate all the Disney.

Do you think that, because I don't know anything about Walt Disney because I don't, I don't really, I don't like spending too much time learning about like, you know, sketchy people. Yeah, why the fuck would you am? He did a lot of interesting shit, but he's also kind of a bad guy. So, anyway, what if he was one of those people that changed his name? And his name used to be like, Disnophilophagus or something. Yeah, some shit. And he was like, ah, it's two Jews. Disenfranchised.

Yeah, he has like to do that to those Jews, you know what I mean? It's possible. Look, man, he didn't mean it. He didn't mean. Did people change their names back? Yeah, a lot. Back in Disney, like when Disney, like when Disney, was, did they?

That's like the time when they did it. Especially immigrating. You immigrating, they're like, I hate your name. My name is Diafonto's. Your name is Stefan's now. My friend, Dan, his family, so he's from, this guy is from London

or whatever the fuck. And his family, I guess, there are Armenians that were in the UK. And then when they immigrated to America, I guess their name was too fucked. It's still already complicated. And I guess it was too calm. They're like, no.

They're like, no, your name is this. And so now their name is... He had the Dark Souls of Last Names. Yeah, he had the Dark. Now he has Animal Crossing of Last Names. Actually, that's not true. He has like a... What's a middle of the road game?

He has an Assassin's Creed name. He has Assassin's Creed. It's like... He has God of War of Ragnarok on Hard, but not the Valkyries. Yeah, not the... Oh, Jesus. Name. Yeah.

Fuck the Valken's. The Valkyries were the only thing that were really fucking difficult. And it's really because of the camera control. I just, I never fully, I never fully get used to it. I'm always like. In the first one, the Valkyries were a pain in the fucking ass. The fact that you have to look forward to run or like you can't look at somebody and strafe. Yeah.

And at like a reasonable speed really fucks those fights up because I'm just like, I don't know if this is really designed for this level of. Right. And what they do, what they do, a lot of those bosses, a lot of the. harder minions, they're designed to get behind you. Yeah. So they specifically try to get behind you and close the distance. So what you really want to do is fast turn around and then roll backwards to try to get some space. But it just feels, it doesn't feel, that part doesn't feel fun that I have to do that to

create space when, um, and like you can't lock on anymore when they do that, right? When they try to get behind you or some shit, and I'm like, fuck. And so it kind of ruins it a little bit, but it's the whole design of it being harder. Like, I know fighting two of the berserkers was really fucking difficult. That shit's hard. Yeah, because of that. It's that because I can't see. And I'm like, I get it.

I'm supposed to like, see. Like I'm so mad. You look so upset. Yeah. I looked down and I read the word, because we have like a little, a little thing here. And I read the,

read the name boogie on this. Oh, and it just made you annoyed. And it just made me so fucking annoyed, dude. Yeah. My favorite part of those games when you kill the dog, when you fight the, like, the railroad people.

Oh, and you beat the shit. I love who. Well, you mean when they like, you ripped their jaws off? And then he has the nerve to like gently put him down. Just kind of like toss him a little bit. What the fuck, Phaedos?

What is it? Would you do that a buggy? No, I want to kill Buggy. Yeah, Boogie. I kept seeing a couple of rip boogies. I literally thought he killed himself. I would give him a sack full of like things that I'd keep him alive for like maybe a day. And I'd send him out to the best.

I'd like, go. I want to have one thing to myself. And I want to be able to sleep at night. And I'm like, shut the fuck up. It's such a, it's such a like boogie. stop we know you're lying you know what this reminds me of it was uh it's not as bad not nearly as bad it was just stupid when a mundane mat was just like when he he flagged a few channels that were relentlessly fucking with him right he he had a he had a weak moment yeah and started you

abusing the flagging system because that but that was see what's funny that you bring that up because that is the animal crossing version of this dark souls yeah yeah yeah it's like so he had an animal crossing moment but the thing what he was doing He kept lying about doing it. And then it took a while and then he finally, he got back into a corner and he exposed that, yeah, I did do it. What's really wrong with that even? They kept fuck with me. He's like, if he would have owned that, I feel like that there would have been a different thing.

It's a thing. It's a thing. In hindsight, which is so what I feel so bad about him for, all the people that were shitting on him have all abused the copyright system. Oh, yeah. All of them are flagged. Yeah. All of them. Ethan Ralph that was in there.

They all, he's been flagging and abusing the copyright system. him since the Gamergate days, 2014. See, the thing is, I didn't know about this guy when he, I didn't know he was around. And like, like, I said, he was just a gestating little pupa at that time. He was like a little fucking, he was, he was fresh for himself. He was like a, no, no, no, he was like an underground king. And, and here's the thing. Here's the thing.

When you, when you hear all those fucking, um, when you hear all these, like, progressives that speak about those days and they see all these horrific things that happened to them and all this stuff, it was him and his ilk. Yeah, it's literally just him. Like I didn't know if I would have known about this, there would have been pushback. But though they stuck to their 4chan corners in the other local or whatever. There was an 8chan. Yeah.

I don't remember why. Huh? 8chan stole a lot of my memes, bro. What? Yeah. Did you not know about 8chan? No. Yeah.

The funny thing is 8chan was like 4chan was like 4chan light and then it became worse. Yeah. It was weird. It got taken down after a while because it got like way too racist. Imagine a version of 4chan that had to be intervened with and taken down. That's crazy. The fact that Fchand's so bad that you own, like, Fchans, like when they went into Mordor, and they were like, we can't win this fight.

We have to leave. Forchan is like, like, a bunch of middle American households that are definitely, like, the computer is in a basement, but like the basement is clearly like hoarder's light. Like, they're covered in clutter and they're just like, I need to make fun of it. I need to look at other misery, please. Yeah, they're still chugging a lot and doing their thing. Yeah. Somebody sent me, what was it?

What was this name? Turkey Tom. He sent me a post. I was on... Turkey Tom sent you a post? Yeah, so he sent me, this was a while ago. He sent me a DM showing me that I was on 4chan because, you know, there's a lot of racism on there, obviously. So he found this.

And it was me when I was laying in Jojo's lap when I came to visit her in Lithuania. And it was a post about, oh, typical, like, negroid kind of. I'm paraphrasing. Oh, like, like invading. I have to, yeah, like, I have to go take the, the white, you know, like, basically I'm just, what if I'm white maxing or some shit or. I was, I was definitely white maxing once in a time. So I was just like, I was one of those.

Absolutely white maxing for a few years. There was a term in that post that I don't remember what it was. And I wish I remember because I was like, what the fuck does that even mean? I looked it up and it was like, oh, when it's basically what like 90 day fiancee people do, they're like, oh, I'm a reject and a. America and so I have to get pussy beyond. But I'm like that, but that's when you go to like a third world country and shit

and they're like, they'll date anybody to get out of their situation. And I'm like, that's not what happened. First of all, I was like, I, that's, it was just, you know, they're racing. I know, it's fine. It's fine. They're raised this shit. They're doing the thing. But I asked Turkey, I was like,

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He probably looks everywhere for it. And then he stumbled upon it. I think he just stumbled upon it. Probably. Because I was like how the, I think it was like the poll one. You know, it's like slash pole or whatever. I think it's really crazy because I just, I just really wish every day of my heart

that I could just make the internet not exist anymore for like one month and see how much healthier, everybody would be. I'd be okay with that. I think for a couple days people would freak the fuck out and then people would be a lot of happy. It'd be like a lot of riots at first. And then the people that are left

that don't die from the riots. Yeah. Would be like, you know what? maybe let's be friends you know it wouldn't bother me that much personally because like the only thing that'll bother me is most of my video entertainment is is streamed so much

safe porn on my computer so that's fine like well it would just it would just it would force me to watch all my DVDs again it would force me to I have a bunch of saved movies and stuff too that I never watch because like everything can be streamed essentially my game's on offline mode too like I don't give

a fuck I'll be fine yeah I don't I don't I'm not much of a PVV person, so I wouldn't be that bothered. But there would be a lot of other people that would suffer. Like, imagine all the kids that jump on Fortnite after they go to school. They'd be like, fuck, what am I going to do now? They'd be like, they'd actually be dangerous. What am I going to do? No.

No. What am I going to do in Fortnite anyway? No. He starts screaming and he turned just like a goblin. I think they would melt, actually. I feel like they would actually, like, genuinely like start. You know, if you feed a child, Fortnite after 12 p.m., they become an al-Qaeda member, you know that right.

And al-Qaeda member? Yeah. Well, I just learned something new. Yeah, like, ah, and they got a grown fucking brown. Immediately they got a huge bearded shit. Turned on a big bearded. That's crazy. And it's like, what the fuck?

That was my son, like, 20 seconds ago. Dude, I can't. Yeah, I don't know. We'll move on to questions after this. Your light is out, dude. Your light is gone. Because it just bothers me to see something so stupid. Like, it's, it's either evil or stupid.

And those are the only two. options. Yeah. You know what I mean? He's either genuinely like an evil sociopathic like like covert narcissist, not even really covert anymore. Yeah. Right. But like he's he's either genuinely lying about cancer for sympathy and then just lying about literally everything, lying about getting paid, lying about like the medical bill, all of this stuff. Or he's genuinely stupid enough to think that turning down all that money, which would help him and his fucking child, right? his daughter He has a girlfriend

Who's basically a child? He has a girlfriend That is Would be his daughter's age essentially Yeah She just turned 21 or something Yeah she just turned 21 I think he's

He's gonna be 50 pretty soon Yeah Yeah so So you know she's fucked up She can drink Yeah she's clearly fucked And that's why I'm bothered Like she is

Clearly For her When you look at this girl Like I can see in her face That she had She had a rough time She had a rough go Yeah

But when you just look at her, like her size, her, she has the potential to be somebody and be like a very, you know, like successful and whatever she wants to do, there would be potential there. And since she's so fucked up, she's like, I'm going to be with this guy. Yeah. She's, she's not like in this place where it's like you're clearly like, you know, you're, like, your head looks like you're, you had like ice cream scooped out of it. She's not like one of these people. Like you'd find in like a fucking trailer parking like gummo. Right. I mean. No gummo, right? You know what that is? No, I heard of it. I heard of it. I heard of it. Everybody Google that place. But don't even worry about it. It's like a place in New York.

I can't remember if that was, no, was it Onion Town? I know, I've been there before. Yeah, yeah. It's not as bad as we've made it's not steam.

Well, well, when we went, it was probably like, I imagine that movie. Maybe in the 90s. Maybe in the 90s is probably fucking, I don't know,

probably fucking kills of eyes type shit. Google, and just look at the videos from there. It's not like, she's not an onion town level. It's like, Dover and shit. Like I have homies over there

And they're like, Odieontown's really not that bad. Not no more. Not since the new people came in and like diversified the gene pool. Jesus Christ. Because that shit's crazy. It looked like,

it really looked like, like humunculus town. Ooh. Like it's crazy. But they look fucking uncanny valley shit. You're a skin walk. You're not a person. Yeah.

So she's just, she's just clearly like misguided and like like mentally kind of fucked. And yeah. It's just, it's unfortunate because it's not even like one of these relationships where it's like, okay, you're 21 and you're dating like a 50 year old, like, well-to-do celebrity. Right. You know what?

It's not even like you're getting much out of it. It's like, and you're old enough at 21 to kind of like understand on some level that like, fucking 50. Like, come on. Like, I'm not going to have like, what are I going to have a kid with this guy and then he's going to die in the middle of like the kid being in high school. And what are we doing? I think on a level you understand and there's like some levels like, okay, you're,

you're trading in some way. But like, my God. Not this. What are you getting? Nothing. From Boogie. Like nothing. It's literally just.

It's all negatives. It's all negatives. No money. There is a house, but I feel like Boogie. I feel like Boogie. He's going to lose that fucking house. Yeah, because he turned out 80 grand to just prove. He's such an idiot with money.

Yeah. That's what it is. He's so stupid with money in a way that like even just normal stupid. Because a lot of people are stupid with money, realistically speaking. Everybody buys shit that they shouldn't buy. I bought a $250 fucking master jeep statue that is still not here. All right. Whatever.

The head? No It's like a It's like one of those like Kind of I don't even know It's like a bust kind of thing But it looks cool The thing is this right

And it's dumb It was like an unnecessary purchase You let me learn more money Obviously everyone everyone goes to 500K on hookers or whatever the fuck it was He must have been Those hundreds of thousands of dollars And you know he wasn't like

You know he was just laying there Yeah He wasn't moving They were just shot Look high If you're paying for Look hookers are the end of the story You know

Hookers are like For whom? For like if you can't, no one that has a healthy sexual appetite is fucking hookers really, I feel like genuinely. I disagree. I feel like it's people, it's losers that can't get pussy that fuck hookers. Isn't it? I feel like hookers is like when your wife is like, you can't do that to me. That's when you implement hookers.

Oh, like when your wife is like, I'm not letting you put a fucking wine bottle in my pussy. I guess. I'm not like this is out of pocket. I don't think that's the, I don't think that's the main demographic. I feel like that has to be like that has to be when that's a very logical explanation for like that would almost be like how I would imagine prostitution would be like legalized and regulated in some way or if it would if it was ever like a like a standard kind of like normal thing in society. I think that's how it is in Japan actually. Is it really? Legitimately. I think a lot of women, the culturally in Japan don't see dealing with hookers or escorts or whatever as cheating. And so it's probably women that are, you know, they're like yeah, the men are dogs and then. need to get the rocks off. And I think a lot of that should happen back in the day culturally

and then in some other countries. But I think like, like my husband trying to put his foot in my pussy. That's for fucking kicks. I'm not doing that. You can do that with some random person. Not with me. You're not going to break my inside. It's like go. Go, to builditate this girl on the other side of the street. But do you think most mature concept? Do you think most hookers are fucking doing that? I feel like if you want hookers, that's what you You see, I think you're assuming that the average hooker's like, yeah, put a fucking baseball bat in my ass. Like, they're not like that. That's, but I'm paying you, I'm paying, you're paying me to, to fuck you because you can't get pussy. But, what, what, do you understand my logic where like I, I understand, your logic to me is flawed because it's too niche.

That's, I feel like that's when you implement because I feel like everyone, like, I feel like that's when you implement it. That's what I'm supposed to say. That's probably, that's probably my story. That's what I'm saying, though. Like, because you can't, you can't, you can't imagine not getting pussy because you've just always gotten pussy. I think that. Bro, if you talk to in cells, brother, here's the thing. The incels that are in that culture of like, MIG tower or whatever the fuck, the, the, what is it though?

Al, the, what's the Sigma? The Sigma shit, they're too proud to get hookers. They're stupid as fuck. All the other ones, like the nerds, like one of my friends that I grew up with where he's just not, you know, he's not really into dating. he kind of got psychologically damaged from his parents' relationship and his stepdad, his drunk stepdad. This guy was awesome. This guy ruled, dude.

His drug stepdad was like, okay, to be fair, I was in high school. So I thought his drunkenness was hilarious. So he was like, but he was not good. It was one of those. He didn't see any physical, but like mental abuse was always there. So it was one of those cool things where he'd even, even when it was just light, like say, we all came over to Austin's pad. And we're going to watch, like, say, we're going to watch Star Wars or some shit.

And his dad sitting down on the couch and stepdad. And the mom's like, hey, why don't you get out of here, let the boys just watch it. He's like, I'm not going to bother them. Literally, I think the first scene, man, what the fuck is this bullshit? He starts talking shit immediately. I'm dying. I'm dying because I'm like, this is golden commentary. Like, this is what you would pay for Patreon type shit.

Yeah. And his mom's embarrassed one time this motherfucker. he's cooking steaks and shit and he's like in the kitchen doing some prep and not going there to get some water and this motherfucker the counters are like just a little bit higher than this table and this motherfucker's sleeping with one arm one arm like this he's standing and he's like I'm like oh my god he's fucking just drunk and passed out and he's standing up and only one arm's keeping him hover like of it was got locked though it was amazing arm locked though that is maximum like like like

alcoholism. Like when you know, that's efficient. That's alcohol mixing. You, you, you, that is alcohol

maxi. When you pass out so much that you know, like how to balance yourself like in the most crazy ways that most people can't. And I'm sure that,

anyway, that fucked with his relationships and stuff like that, blah, blah, blah. Long story short, he's like, I remember I asked him was like,

you were going to try to like settle down or anything and try to fucking get married. Nothing. It's like, ah, he's lying about that life. But he taught me things about,

I didn't know, I'm very green about like, prostitution escort. I don't know much about that. Because I'm all like, where do you get this information from? I actually didn't ask him, but he knows the know. He knows. I haven't fucking hooker since I was like 17. So man, like I'm fucking, I mean, I know you weren't, but I know you weren't. I don't know where to find them. I don't know, I don't like, that's kind of the thing. That's the thing. I don't know where to go or what to do.

Look, we've, we've both lived in, in places where we would assume. Yeah. That you would see them. I know why they were in New York. They were on in New York. They're by the seaports. There's usually a street. There's usually a street. Dude, I've been to South Street seaport so many times. Evening. And you got to look, you got to have an eye for it.

You got to be like, hmm. Me and my boy, me and my boy. You go to a random wrong person, too. I guess I've only been to South Street Seaport in the day or like early evening, I guess. There's a, there's a YouTube channel. Is there an app? Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM.

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Because you know how Grindr is an app for gay butt sex, right? No, no, no, no. I make friends on Grindrinder. Oh, okay. Yeah. No, they're actually cool dude sometimes. They come over. Yeah, and then they do some things to you. After we're done fucking, we play smash bros. Yeah, exactly. So that proves my fucking point. No, but they're my friends now. It's not about the sex. Oh, so it's just, oh, okay, friends with benefits, got you. Okay. All right. So friends with me, okay. So it's a, it's clearly an app design for fucking. Yeah. But it's not that because it doesn't specifically say it, right? So there's probably a hooker app that we don't know about. Yeah. You need to Google.

booker app. I bet boogie knows. I'm sure boogie knows. I know so I'll DMM right now. I know about this one website because my friend told me about it and it fucking blew my mind. And there's this catch 22 where it's like how do you get because you have to have a good rating. So you sign up and you have to have a good. It's like the one of the things to make sure some degenerates not trying to like do some crazy shit to like them.

And I was like, wait, how do you get a good rating if you. if you, if nobody will take you because you don't have a rating at first. So somebody has to take a risk for you to get in. And I was like, that's a stupid fucking system. But I get it. It's like a safe thing. So it's like a club. You need to somehow know somebody or someone needs to take a wrist on wrist and vouch for you to get into the system.

And it's a, it's a wild system. I'll tell you guys off camera what it is. Because it's, it's, it's, it's, you're like, yeah. I, um, so my friend used to use it all the time. And I used to, when I live with him for a while, he's like, yeah, I'm going to meet up with somewhere around. I'm like, this is crazy. But the thing is, I'm like, it works for him.

In that instance, I'm like, this is what he wants to do or go to like T.J. and smash some hookers and stuff like that. Like, this is what he wants to do. And I don't see any shame in that. Me, I don't see shame in it. I had, you know, I guess I'm, first of all, like, I'm lucky that, you know, genetically we're all lucky that we're not hideous chuds, right? Thank God.

Yeah, he'd be worse. Yeah, we could be. It can be so much worse, man. Yeah, we're lucky that we're not busted up. And so there wasn't, when you wanted, when you felt in desire to get with women, you could put in an effort and do it. It was difficult at first, but then I learned how to talk to girls. It was very cool. It was difficult when you didn't know what you were doing at first, but then really, I feel like the first thing.

And the first thing I think we all learned is like, oh, just be funny. Like, there's this guy named. It appears we're in my room and you have no choice. Yeah. Wow, it's crazy. And then you just snap your fingers and all the fucking metal comes. It's a cage match I didn't sign up for a cage match

Oh my God And then it turns it to you must beat me in a game of Oh no Yeah it's actually just I don't want to have sex ill I don't have sex I want you to I want you to I want you to pick up the second controller

And let me beat the shit out of you And um in a bootie guy tank I hate you too Don't fight back please Don't fight back I need a perfect You have to win To get out this room That's crazy.

That is stupid. But yeah, fuck, she's good. And it's better than you and you're like, wow. Boogie. Yeah, I just say, I don't know, man. Fuck Boogie. I'm out of sympathy. I'm out of sympathy.

I'm out of sympathy. I'm out of sympathy because when you, when you're offered that much money and that's the weird thing, that's when you know that he's lying because boogie is all about that money. If you're going to do a crypto scam, that's because you know you want the money. It's all about money. It's always, there's a fucking UFC fighter that just got roped into that shit. Hamzaa Chamaa.

Yep. And he just saw that shit. was like, oh, there's a coin, like a wolf coin or whatever. Smash coin, because he always says smash. And he's like, yeah, let's go get it. And then all of a sudden, everyone's like, what the fuck are you doing? Why are you pumping? Why are we so dumb?

Well, there, I don't want to get into that because every time I look into the comments sections of UFC post or anything, MMA, I, my brain, I was like, I, I'm so embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed of the community that I'm a part of. What makes me so sad is I didn't used to be like this. I feel like, it didn't used to be like this, brother. I feel like workout. because like I don't know I started I've been exercising recently and I'm getting back into like

the whole workout nature of things Sure And I feel like What is wrong with that A good amount of that Because like the strong like the fucking peak of the peak motherfuckers They're awesome like fucking like really like strong men like real like Bodybuilders martial artists like they're cool people

Yeah But like a lot of the average gym goers suck Well I mean they just suck And I don't know why I don't get where it comes from Well, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's influence. There's, there are influencers that have ruined generation, especially like, say, we're just talking about the UFC and like some of their favorite fighters. They, same deal.

They realize that there's a lot of stupid assholes that just want gimmicky, racist bullshit, bigoted bullshit, chauvinism. It makes me so sad, dude. Yeah. And so it's a, it's a way to get a quick buck and it's a way it's, I mean, look, man, it's, it's, it's the same reason why we can be in our, where we're at now. And, like, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, We have a president that has, you know, over 30, you know, convictions and blah, blah, blah, blah.

We're in a place where like, this guy fucking rules. Now, it's just, it's the same thing. It makes me so the same thing. It's the same thing. Like, I remember the, like, the era of like Silva and stuff like that were like, they were awesome. Like mixed martial artists were like humble, great people. Well, most people are still. Warriors.

That were like, no, the ones that are actually fine. Most of them are very awesome. Well, look, it's very simple. Dana White figured out what he needed to do to keep the, the organization moving forward through the pandemic. Through the pandemic, they were the only sports organization that was operating because he pulled strings. He did what he had to do. He cooperated with Florida because Florida is a fucking shit state that's like, I don't care if people die from COVID. Even though a bunch of old people retire there, so a bunch of old people died, I don't give a fuck. We're still going to

make a bunch of commerce and shit. So they did that. And he realized that his market is going to be a bunch of chuds that think the virus is fake and all this bullshit. And then all of a sudden you see people like Colby Covington. You see Sean Strickland. People don't remember that Sean Strickland used to be a long-haired, you know, fucking shave chest guy. His nickname was Tarzan. Now all of a sudden, he's bald head shaved. He's fucking on dirt bikes. He's all America, this, that. And I'm like, it's just a gimmick that they all, Donald Trump has been invited to so many of the UFC events. It's become a Chud culture. And so it has become really fucking obnoxious to where a lot of times when women fight, regardless of if it's going to be a good fight or not, they're like,

women MMA. Oh, this is garbage. And I'm like, it didn't used to be like this. There was a time when Dana White didn't want women fighting, but that was before Ronda Rousey blew up. And then he's like, oh, when he was like, women are dope,

and they're going to bring in money. So we should have them in. But the whole thing is that whole culture is washed. But there are other cultures, like, say, it's not just MMA in general. If you watch like one championship, where it's like in like Singapore. Hello, hello.

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actually watch a lot more and enjoy a lot more of that but I still watch the UFC because I've been watching it to 2000 oh really you don't watch I don't watch I don't watch I watch a bit of it because obviously Barnett shit like him being well yeah he's like he's doing a lot of wrestling right now the wrestling scene over there that I actually pay

attention to it now yeah but like I don't know man it makes me sad because I've been like I've been watching fighting so like 05, like probably earlier than that, but I've been watching like UFC itself since like 05. Yeah. And you can see that it makes me sad just seeing the nature of like things of the culture. Look at a, there's a guy named Jake Shields, who was the champion in strike force. And he came to, he came to UFC did really well. He's he's a veteran. He's not fighting anymore. He's like a coach and stuff like that. He's still around. He was always cool. He followed me at some point. This was years ago. I was like, oh, cool, Jake Shields. And then all of a sudden he's like, complete, extreme mega fucking asshole. saying the most racist shit on Twitter

And I was like, I can't fuck it Like you should see the evolution in some of these people That they're getting so many more clicks They're getting way more views Way more traffic, way more money For being the most the worst fucking people You've seen it happen with Russell Brand Who used to be very liberal left

Like center left You've seen Jimmy Dor who used to be a Bernie bro Who spat on Alex Jones in 2016 Went on Tim Pool shit like a year ago Or like last year saying Oh I just Alex Jones said something funny and I accidentally had a spit take on him.

When we all saw him, projectile spit on him like he was fucking reptile for Mortal Kombat. And I'm like, bro, this is where we are now where he even lies about spitting on Alex Jones because he doesn't want to lose any Alex Jones fans.

And I was like, fuck this trajectory. I think just literally, I think United States just needs to sink. The entire thing just needs to sink. Oh my fucking God. What's that? We got good questions? We got blighted?

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it's a bit of a nepotistic choice shout out it says hi-ho whore and hooligan my supervisor told me that he will microwave his egg to avoid dirtying a pan. This made me viscerally upset. Do you have any stories of people committing similar heresies?

Wait, does he mean like, like, boiled eggs? Like, microwating? Microwaved eggs. Or does he mean, like, say, like, as if you would put him on a frying pan? I think he cracks the eggs and how onto a plate and microwaves them. Which is pretty fucking heinous. You don't even get the benefit of it being on a pan, like the nice crispiness. Right, you get nothing.

That just made me hungry. Dude, I'm so pissed. I can't eat eggs anymore. I hate having an egg sensitivity. I fucking piss me out. Like the crispiness, you put them pan and you have the crispiness on the side and shit. We cook it in like butter or oil or something.

I'm going through my sugar withdrawals and it makes me so sad. Makes me so sad. I see things that I'm like, like literally every fucking soda. Yeah. No candy. So why don't you, but like,

you know, we'll get back to the question. Chips. But why don't you do? Everything. Do chips have sugar in then? What are they? Oh,

some of them do. Some have sugar in it. But the thing is that everything that's not like, I'm trying to do like clean for like two weeks to prove I can do it. Oh, like a detox. Yeah. And then start implementing things back in slowly but surely. And it's making, I'm so sad. How deep into it are you?

I just, we just end of week one. Okay. Well, look, man, just. And here's, if you ever, if you're super. Also, I know, like, I know not to go crazy because then I rubber band. That's how what happens. Well, yeah. If you're super serious about it, really the best thing to do, like, like, I mean super serious.

If you're super serious, you really do want to count your calories. You want to count your macros. I've been. And the thing is also when it comes to sugar, because, like, remember, your body needs carbs, sugar. It needs stuff. Cutting it all out, you know, it's always having low carbs, low sugar. Like, say, if you really want to, if you want to see what the daily average human should have, it's actually very low with sugar, like 40 grams.

It's very low because you can have, like, a fucking sandwich and have, like, almost 10 grams of sugar because of the fucking bread. So it piles up really fast. Literally, dude. I had biscuits and I'm pretty sure they were fucking, I had like two biscuits from a place, and I'm pretty sure that's well beyond my, but I should have. And I'm like,

well, I'm done now. Yeah, as long as you move, because there's a lot of carbs in there, but, you know, if you move,

you find. But anyway, that person's a degenerate that puts the eggs in the microwave. Like, why the fuck would you ever do that? I, some people, I see,

there's some people that do things like, there's ways to cook things that it just tastes better. Like, say, if you want to have, like, uh, ramen, there's ways to cook it.

I see people, they'll cook it in ways to where they, one of my friends, he would put the bowl of water and the ramen in the microwave and cook it that way. That shit's crazy to me, dude. And I'm like, it's not, it's just not, you're not going to get the best texture out of your ramen cooking it that way.

I mean, I sympathize on some level, right? The cup of one is different. Not the, well, no, no,

because I don't generally use the microwave for anything. One has the worst fucking, uh, texture, but it's, but that's how it has to be. I don't really use my microwave for anything, except for like,

if I'm in like a rush, with like pre-cooked bacon or something you know what I mean like I'm not like I rarely use the microwave right now thinking about the chicken ramen except my fucking I will say Raman's great I will say I will say there is the only exception as far as cooking things um we had this bacon cooking uh it was specifically for bacon you know has the drain for the grease and everything yeah that would go specifically in the microwave and it would cook it perfectly oh cool it was the only thing because the cooking on the pan you have the fat that starts gets a little bit rubbery. You can't get it all the way crispy sometimes. It pops out at you and explodes.

It's so funny. It's so funny because like I remember getting, I remember this one point where like I got really tan like I was out for days on like the beach like day after day after day. And then I looked at my arm and I saw like all of these spots where I just wasn't tanning on my arm and I was just like, oh, that's from all the fucking burns from when I would cook. That's crazy. crazy. I guess it like blocks melanin or something. I don't know what the fuck. The grease block. Dude, it was weird because I remember noticing it specific.

It's like that is literally like I know. I remember it exactly because I remember what the burn like looked like. And it was exactly the same shape. And I was crazy. Dipping somebody in a bat full of baking grease. Like what's boiling? No. That's just murdered.

I was like, yo. I don't know, man. As far as anything like this, but before I answer the question. I sympathize with being lazy with how you cook things sometimes because to me it's like if I'm making food just for myself, generally speaking, I'm not really even really focusing that much on seasoning or anything. Like for eggs and stuff, I usually, if I'm making it like for people, I'll put like salt, pepper and like all that stuff. I'll actually try. But if it's just for me and I just like, I just need the nutrients, I'll just whip it up on the pan with nothing and just eat it.

Oh, that's kind of insane to me. I just, I don't care. Like it's such a utilitarian. I gotta have salt. I got to have salt. For me, dude, I've just, I don't know the, I, that's all. If I'm eating a lot of eggs, I'll put salt. But like, it's usually like one or two eggs.

I'm very fine with blandness. I don't know why. I live in this weird in between place where I love seasoning, but I also like, no. To me, it's like living in fucking medieval England. Like, I'm like, what the hell? It's like, I can make eggs. More effort. I just, what do we do you?

It's not more effort. It's literally picking up the spice and going, well, no, no, I don't mean that. I mean like, like, like, all. we're gonna saute this and you know what I mean? No, I don't need my fucking chicken. I don't need like a fucking omelet. It's just I have my, I love season. I got a seasoned chicken.

I love season salt. Well, that's what I said. But yeah, like, I couldn't imagine like, because the flavor is awful without it. Yeah, yeah.

I can eat bland eggs. I have no probably regular rice. Not me neither. White rice? Like white rice? Even brown rice. I just regular rice. I just eat it.

I don't, I eat on my hands. I like a beast. Yeah. To me, I've like, I just, the sticky rice you get it.

Fuck. Yeah. I'm just like, why not, like, say, uh, Morton's seed and salt is my favorite fucking spice. Good. Very good. My favorite fucking spice. So, like, you just, just tap it on, like, a little bit on top of the rice. Like, my mashed potatoes, a little bit on top of the mashed potatoes. It's almost like having seasoned fries where you have, like, uh, you know, if you go, if you go to, like, a, um, any, say in the L.A. area, any burger joint, they put season salt on the fries.

Yeah. Like, you know, like Gus or anything. Like, any of the L.A. area, like the greater L.A., like, they, they put seeds. Season salt on the fries. I hate outside of L.A. A lot of places don't do it. It drives me nuts. Yeah. A lot of other places assume that you want sauce or like you use sauce specifically the season.

Yeah. And I'm like, you're a fucking freak. I'm just saying. You put season fries. You put season salt on that bitch. Look, there is one concoction that somebody made at my local burger joint in my hometown. So they would always have pickled jalapinos. And one thing that, and I don't know what. This hasn't caught on yet.

So they have the pickled jalapinos. the brine or whatever, the stuff that's left over the juices. So they'll take the vinegar, jalapeno juice, and they'll pour it in their ketchup thing. They'll get the little ketchup thing and they'll pour it in there and mix it. It's actually fucking delicious. You know if you soak your balls in that stuff, your kid will be born angry. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM.

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Pickled? I don't know how you found that out. Pickled your child? Oh, I didn't do that. Pickles or balls? Did you read a paper? No, it's my uncle Samsonite. Ite?

Samsonite. Samsonite. The idea of putting your balls in pickle juice and coming and squeeze. all the people just out of your balls deflating it. Yeah, ringing it, ringing it out. You have an uncle Samsonite. Is he, is he related

with any of Sansonite products or no? No, it's just, I think that his parents were just on one when they, when they named. They were on a fucking bender. His name is it, Samsonite? Are you guys that the same last name or no? No, no. I don't know what his last name is actually.

I don't know he's my cousin, actually. That is crazy. I know your uncle well enough to know this. information about him, but he just, I don't know, his last. It's like, there's only so many last names he could have. Is he your brother? Is he related to your brother? Or your dad?

Is he your dad's brother or no? My dad's brothers aren't related to him either. Oh, step, step? Wait, really? No. I don't know what's happening. What's happening? So, look, I come from with Port.

Puerto Rican, like a very specifically strange Puerto Rican family where like my great grandmother would raise neighborhood kids. Like literally, just kids that were just like just in the neighborhood who just didn't either didn't have families or just didn't like their families enough to spend time with them and then they just became part of their family. So like my dad has brothers who are not related to him. Okay. Like at all. But like they're his brothers though. And I never really parsed which ones were or which ones weren't because at a certain point as a kid, I don't know, as you're as I don't get a shit. I don't give a shit.

I think it's normal to you as a kid because it's your life. I totally understand that, actually. It's almost like growing up in a foster home. Like in a way that like those people would be like we're brothers and sister, even though they're all different jizz, you know? Yeah, I think some of them might be half. Some of them might be none. Some of them might be complete.

I have no fucking idea. But I mean, and my house growing up in here, there were people in my house all the, like, my house was a fucking revolving door for characters. And my grandma was like, we got to move out. Like, this. Yeah. New York sucks.

Let's just go upstate. this is a Goh State and I was like all right I like literally I remember from like the amount of people that pick me up from elementary school and have people with dizzy they'd be like who's this Asian guy picking you up Kingston I think I had a similar That's crazy

I had a similar thing too Put you under his arm Let's go Let's go Let's go Bye guys It would be like my mom's friends I remember like my mom's friend Diana

Who was like basically an aunt But it was just very clear It would be like if one of us would have a kid, it would be like us. You know what I mean? Like, they would assume that we're related. Yeah, probably. If they're like super young and they don't understand the concept of like we're clearly not. I'm very scared thinking about the fact that like they're very likely in the future, you guys will come to my house and I have a child there and our child might hear our conversation.

Yeah. I don't like that. Because I can on his face and slap it. Why would you do that? Jimmy my first thing because I got here. Why would you do that? Bro, I don't even like the idea of my closest friends having kids. It grosses me out.

Like, one of my friends. You should do something about that. I tried. I tried. I tried. I'm banned from going to my friend's house because I tried. Yeah. Do you think you could take enough testicular damage you can't have kids no more?

Of course. That's literally true. I'm at, see, like, I, um. Oh, isn't that true? I don't know. I think you can get kicked in the ball so hard that your kid comes out wrong or doesn't come out at all. Yeah, it can be like, Barron?

It just stays in its mom. Yeah, that's, that's it. That's what he's talking about. And it's like, until she explodes or what? Yeah. I think her uterus can only get so big. Just have a C-section at that moment. Just like, yeah, I think that's normally what they do.

Cut this nigg out, dog. Anyway, anyway, I'm normally what they do. It's hard for me to think of something similar to this, to be honest with you. I'm sure I've experienced, I'm sure I've seen. Wait, why does he do that? What is, who? I'm sorry, go ahead. Say, what are you going to say?

I'm sorry. Wait, what? No, because I think you were about, you were, you were, responding to her question to cap it off or no? Yeah. Yeah, go ahead.

Yeah, the eggs. I just, I don't know, I'm sure I've seen things like, actually, Colin's sock shoe, sock shoe thing recently was something that really bothered me. See who put ketchup on eggs really fucking sets me off.

I'm not a fan. I'm not a fan. I don't like it at all, but it doesn't set me off. It sets me off, but it's really like putting tomato jelly on fucking eggs. It irks me to my fucking. To me, it's just like ketchup really.

To me, it's just, I, it's, I'm not a free. Cetchup is one of those things that, uh, cause, because when you think about it, I'm not a very sweet, savory person, like mixing that stuff. Yeah. You know, like, it, like, it rarely works. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a, put sauce on things person. So you like raising canes? Huh?

Yeah. I eat the, I eat the, I eat the, I eat the king by itself. That's crazy. I just like chicken. That's why. I just like chicken. It's so, I don't love canes anymore, though. I'm kind of falling off.

It's just so lightly breaded with like not. It's just like the perfect balance to, to an old person and be like, this is a little spicy, you know. This reminds me of the chickens. For an old person, they're probably like,

it's just a little spicy for an old person. You know what I mean? Oh shit. This reminds me. This has a kick to it, man. That's just spicy. My cum is fucking bon. Nova.

Exactly. This reminds me of the Great Depression. Oh, fuck. Kill me. am I still alive? Why am I still? There's a crazy amount of time to be alive. Let me go to sleep.

Let me go to paradise. You're trying to rest. Moving on. I need you. Thank you, Nikki. Thank you, Nicky. Thanks, things. Mr.

What is it? Okay, so I'm picking this because I don't know what the fuck what the fuck is talking about. And I want to know if, like, maybe I'm missing something that you guys might pick up on. Mr. Hot salsa wrote it. He says, Hello Master Shake Frylock and Meatwad

This question is mainly directed at Frylock and Meatwad Again, I guess I guess I guess What did No way no no no fry lock is you You're white Fry's white Frye's white

Sorry sorry no sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry I'm thinking a Master Shake Master Shake master shake is obviously white I guess it's you and I then I guess it's you and I was about to say like I was like what is that really I was like What is that really? I was like

What's happening right now? What is black too But Frylock is definitely black. Is he? Mewads like mixed at most. Mewad's a little black kid. I don't know about that. I think so.

I just never, I never thought about it. I think you just throw black at things. I think me, I think of the way he talks, man, he talks like a little, little nigger.

He does. Is that what? That's what little niggas talk like? He has like little niggasms. He does. You're going to tell me you guys don't think Meatwad is black actually. I think he's,

I think Fry is retarded. I think it. He's very neutral. objectively black. Like, you can't like, yeah. He's got the fucking dread

fry hair. Yeah, go on. But Meatwad is also black. I never thought about him being black. Really? I never, I think what happened to this,

right? What happened to the thing is like this? I think being a little black child, there's not, when I was younger, there weren't as many black characters as there are now. So I,

my connections, I'm like, oh, this guy kind of sounds and acts sort of like me. So I guess he's a, black person. That's what you, that's clearly what you did. That's fine. Yeah. That's clearly what you did. That's why I think that's why people say piccolo's black. And I'm like, ah, I think Piccolo's probably black because of the energy gives off. He's the other of the group. He's the other. He's the other. He's definitely like anything's like a Middle Eastern person technically probably. That's so fucking obvious. That's what was so weird to me about like people that put that never made sense to me when people are saying, oh, Piccolo's a nigger. And I'm like, what part of him. It showcases. He's cool.

He's cool. He's darker skin to everybody else. Biccolo's a fucking nerd. You know what I think it actually? You're going to tell me Picolo's not cool. No. That's crazy. There is nothing.

He's cool. What is cool about it? Bro. Give me, tell me what's cool about it. How he's always stood up in a corner somewhere just like, yeah. These guys are pretty good. Oh, that's cool.

So when you were in school, you like the kid that was standing in the corner alone. The dude that was, the dude that was posted up was always the cool dude. No, that guy was the freak. No, he was not the cool guys were the fucking jocks fucking hanging out, doing cool shit and fucking bitches. I was so mad at you. It wasn't the school shooter in the fucking corner. Derek, Derek, Derek, look,

your fucking perception is. Outside of all of this stuff. He thinks Fonzie's cool. Like, you're the person who thinks Fonzie is, I don't like him, but I think Fonzie's supposed to be cool. Fonzie, you think Fonzie, like, the whole idea of Fonzie is that he's a fucking joke. He's not actually cool. It's goofy

how cool he thinks he is and how they like it's so over the top. It's like blackseat spider man doing the dance. You really don't think Piccolo's cool at all. What is cool about him? What does he do that's cool? I think the fact that he pulls up on Goku and he fucks him up

more than once. I think the fact that he kills Goku takes his son tries to militarize his kid. How is that cool? That's gangster, bro. You're gonna kill some dude with his kid. That's big fig right there. So what, okay, so we have two different definitions of what cool is. That's what's happening.

Because to me, cool is somebody, when you think someone's cool, that's someone that you wouldn't mind, like, idolizing or like, oh, man, I would be like, like, that's cool. I don't want to do anything. That nigga destroyed the moon. Yeah. Because he had to. They made him do it. He didn't want to do it. They made him.

They made him do that. They killed his dad. He was like, all right, boy, we're going to get back in blood. So that he pulled back up. He actually got his look back on go because he did kill him. Boku. He did get his leg back. You did kill him.

You did kill that. That is true. You killed my dad. I kill your moon. I kill your moon. I kill my dad. I kill you. I take your son.

Your son loved me more than you. Do you know what I? Do you know what I? Special needs cannon. And it's chicken. No. No. It's one big watermelon beam.

It's chicken and watermelon spiraling. What? No. That's, we ruined Bigelow. Dude, I don't know how you think Piccolo. You don't really think Piccolo. You don't really think Piccolo. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me say something real quick.

Yeah. I think the reason why, and this is really dumb, but I actually genuinely do think this is the reason why people think he's black. I think it's the purple clothes. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta, we discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

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This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. I think it's the purple clothes and he's just the other. I think it literally is all the purple clothes and nothing else. I feel like it's just kind of in, I think you're right, But the thing is, I feel like people in America have just forgotten that people in the Middle East exist. Oh, yeah, 100%. And I feel like it's more of it. It's more of a kind of an ignorance thing to where you're right that he is the other.

So then people like put blackness on him. What happens is this right? But I feel like when they went to Namik, it was like, cats out of the bag. This is not an Africa planet. He wasn't Africa, bro. He went to Africa. This is not Africa, the planet. This is clearly, there was literally an episode of Dragon Ball's where he's eating shwarma.

Shut the fuck up. But that's the idea. I missed that one. The thing about Pickle is this, right, is that what happens. A lot of black kids were liking anime at that time, right? Olua, boy. No, Vegeta's the, if any of that's Vegeta. Yeah, that's right.

But like, they saw that. They were like, oh, this guy is someone that detached him's culture, doesn't know who he is really. He knows that his father was depicted as a villain, but he wants to be different or whatever. Doesn't have his dad growing up. Yeah. He meets this guy. got killed his dad and then it's like fucking dovial about it and then he like he goes to he has a whole experience uh he meets gohan someone that tries to better himself through he goes to his

home planet he finds his culture he connects to who he is really and that's like you could see how that could be interpreted as like a bit of a black experience i can see it's in the same vein as i know a lot of people will extrapolate think though they will do that they will do that but it's just they're missing the force for the trees you know what i mean like it's like hey well I understand why you're doing that, but just... I never understood that saying, man. Fucking clothes. Like, it's...

Objectively to what he's drawn, he's like Middle Eastern, yeah. So, but that's the one thing that I feel like, but people just wanted to see past that. And they're like, uh, no, it's, it's me. But I think more the more of the thing has gone on, I think the series kind of played into like him being like, like that kind of guy. Like, why not?

Like, that kind of guy, like, oh, he's the niggot, obviously. Now, why not? Because there is one point, like, and very true, when the, when they were dressed, And human clothes He had the backwards hat He had the jeans on He was looking fresh as fuck It was very

It was very coated At that point it looked very coated I will give you that for sure But you can tell that like Oh it started off one specific way And people need to Because people kind of forget about the conflicts In the Middle East and how people have been displaced

Over there too And how they're immigrating everywhere It's like his That makes total sense to his arc He's Vietnamese Yeah It's case cool I think

I think Yomta's Vietnamese But I guess I got hungry Yeah No Yamcha is Yomcha's a white man Yomcha is a white man Yomcha is probably the most

Japanese person in that show Can I say technically yeah Right Chi Chi's Chinese Yeah Balma's white Yeah Boma's definitely a white Yeah because even the profession They look like colonizers

You know The mom is still hot somehow hotter than Boma She's a fucking She's 60 plus years old Just crazy. Dude, his dad fucking gets... He puts some shit in her drug, bro.

Do you think Dragon Bowl ever have it, like, a Down syndrome character? Well, they were to do. Yadirobi? Yeah, Yajrobi has Down syndrome? I'm pretty sure. He's got something. Why was that perfect? Why did that sound a second like him?

It was good. I'm not going to help you, Virginia. You got a tail, you know, bitch-ass nigger. You know, it's crazy. What did you call me? Wait, how did you sound back in the day? He was like, ugh, what did you call? What are you doing?

What did you call me? I'm going to, I'm going to molest you. Dude, Vigida was the character that everybody thought was cool for years and I never thought he was cool. I thought he was fucking awesome. He turned into, uh, I think he, I think his arc was the best, I think. I think he was between him and Piccolo or Go on, Piccolo was cool, but like, I did. like, Piccolo is fun.

He gets shit on so much in the Booz saga. Like the Booth saga is such a character assassination for Piccolo. You really think Yadurobe's Down syndrome? He's something. Can I say that? He's definitely, isn't he like half something? Something's half syndrome?

He's half. He's like Channing Tatum. He's middle syndrome. Yeah, yeah, exactly. He's central syndrome. I don't know if, I don't know if this is okay to say. Yeah, it is. But like,

it is. I think it's fucking mega interesting that like, like every down syndrome person looks related to each other, you know what I mean? Well, yeah, because that's the phenotypical trait of having Down syndrome. That's a physical trait. Like, what the fuck?

That is such a crazy thing to say. It's a crazy thing to say, but that is like a physical trait of it is that face. No, I know, but you know what I mean? Like, you see, I don't know, like little people don't look necessarily related to each other.

No, they have a little. That's true. That's true. You know what happened is that Down syndrome. You know what I'm saying? I know what you're saying. It probably, it probably manifests in a phenotypical trait, which is the appearance of their face. What the fuck is pheno?

I think it's one of the, isn't that one of the, it's crazy because GoPro is definitely mentally disabled. Like straight up, he's mentally disabled. Well, he's so many disabled that he's a good person. I feel like it's Chi Chi Chi is kind of a disgusting person for taking it. advantage of someone who's clearly has so much autism at the level of like a 10 year. It's not autism. I think it's brain damage. Have you ever seen Sam?

Maybe. Have you ever seen I Am Sam? I didn't see it. That's Goku. I mean, it's not not Goku. It's not not Goku. You know what's crazy? That shit rings so true because the daughter is really, really intelligent.

I am Sam. And Gohan's really intelligent too. So that rings very true. It's hilarious. Yeah. But I mean, like, Goku's clearly, I think he's hyper autistic. I think he's hyper.

I think it's just genuinely like for real brain. I don't because I think because what he can still, he can function in so many ways normally. Not really. He's just an insanely good martial artist. But I feel like, but that sounds like fucking autism.

I think he's just like in every aspect, but like one little part of his brain, he's confused all the time. But like he can fight like a fucking God. But doesn't that sound like hyper, like the highest level of like, what is it? What is the ultra instinct autism or whatever? Isn't that what that is? That's ultra instinct autism.

Isn't that what that is? You can put a logo set together instantly. Dun, done, done, done. I want to point out, yeah. We began reading this question. Oh, we didn't even like 15 minutes ago. What was it? We talked, like he called us Miwan and Frylock.

Oh, my God. Oh my goodness. Yeah, in a cosmic sort of way, yeah In a cosmic sort of way Yeah, we'd be good in porn, winnieling Hey, little bitch I mean the fact that it's the size of a club He's going to start fucking

And punching it and hitting it Yeah Yeah Yeah You would enjoy that And she's losing her mind She's getting drowned Yeah

Yeah Yeah Yeah I like that You like that, you dumb bitch. I'm sorry, crabs. Yeah, dude, he's, he's, oh, oh, crap. No, don't say it, don't say it.

Yeah, I'm not going to say it. Don't say it. I'm not going to say it. Let's go. Crabs, you feel. This question is mainly directed at Frylock and Meatwad, he says. Rebs. What's up?

What did you, I don't know what the fuck? What did you guys think about Rainierra sneaking around King's landing like Agent 47. I thought it was silly. I don't know what any of this means. I don't know who that is. Game of Thrones. This one house of dragon.

Do you are you caught up yet? No, I'm not. So I can't answer that question. I'm not going to talk about it. Well, I'll catch up in a bit because I actually, whenever there's, I did, I watched recaps of the first season, but it wasn't good enough for me. I'm used to the person I like to watch the thing over. So I, because the recaps always miss nuances, obviously they're going to.

So I, I feel like it's been over a year. I watched it, I forgot a lot. Really good, really good season. You should watch it again. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm going to do it. When the season finale comes on, we're going to do a marathon of all the episodes beforehand. That's Saturday and Friday Sunday. Okay.

So come over for that. We're going to like, over and over again. We're going to see it. But like, the thing is this, right? The thing is, this is game of throne. So I'm guessing this is like the fucking at best, maybe 13, 14,100s relative to our time, right? What? Like, if like, if, if, if, if you could.

If you could date Game of Thrones era with ours, like 14, 15th century. Like that era. Why does that seem so? I don't know. I always kind of got more of like a, like a 70s vibe. Whoa. Because like the color palette, you know? Even like, and like the, I know the intro, it's like, you know, very disco.

It's very. Well, there's that scene where fucking Ned Stark says groovy. I do remember that. It's in the first episode. Yeah, it was the first thing he says. There's a one where Ned Star, where John Ston peranish is a fucking cult. Yeah. Look at this.

Groozy. Good Game of Thrones. Did House of Dragon have the same theme song as Game of Thrones? Yes. I thought it was funny. Kind of lazy, but I don't know what they did. It was one of those things where they were arguing so much that it just went all the way back to fuck it. Just put the, they're like nothing was a good.

That's a great theme, so it's like, might as well keep it. But it's like, it was good enough. I imagine that's what happened. They were like, how are we going to encapsulate this? Because what happened is they're trying to make you remember. Isn't Game of Thrones pretty good? Like, look, there's some bad shit, but it's pretty good. Like, to me, what they should have done is just a slight remix of it.

Just have a sound a little different. Like, they could have done different instruments, but it has the same, it could have just been a little bit different. It's the same one. It's like, say, X-Men 97. Yeah. X-Mine 97. It was the same fucking theme song with just different. things that did it.

It wasn't the exact same thing, but it was the same melody, it was the same everything. It was the same song. I agree. And I was like, oh, it's just putting a new fresh paint of, uh, it's a coating on it to where people wouldn't be angry at that. That's the, that's the compromise. For sure. But my argument is this, right? What happens that that is a period of time where people

don't exactly know what people look like. Because we have TVs now. So we are very much like, oh, that's what this person looks like. You'll probably see them in a tree, but I can tell that to you because I've seen you on television so many times. But then it's like drawings and paintings of motherfuckers. So someone could very easily sneak around in somewhere and people not know what's them. Unless someone that directly

knows them meets them. So that kind of makes sense. It's not as dumb as... Yeah, I mean, that makes sense. It's not as dumb as like, people make it out to you. Especially because that was an argument. People were like, no, that isn't, that's... Especially because the paintings from like, from around that period, like they clearly didn't look like that. Dude, that's what they mean. Exactly. They look like fucking

balloon people. I'm not 100% sure what, like say, for example, I saw paintings of George Washington. There's multiple paintings. I'm like, which one is he? Exactly. He never looks the same in any of them. Sometimes he looks like a pudgy grandmother and then the other times he looks like a fucking like... There was one. He looked like me exactly. And I was like what the fuck that's

and I wasn't there. It's like there's, you know those paintings of cats in like the Middle Ages where they have just like people faces basically? No. What? Ew. Dude, it's so funny. That made me so scared. It's a real medieval. That made me so fucking scared. I almost got up right of. They're like the idea of cats. What are they? What are they? No,

Qajita opposite. Because they have like human bodies faces. Right, right, right, right. It's just the way that they used to.

Also, every Kijit should be fucking kept out of the city. It's just the way that they used to paint cats. Why would people do that? You've definitely seen that image before. That looks like, that looks like fucking,

that looks like the starry, story, Starring Night nigger, but a cat. Why would people do? It looks like Van Gogh, but a cat. It looks like Van Gogh

with a cat. It's like Vincent van Kitty. Like you, if you, if you Google medieval cats, you'll see this shit. I hate that. Pousy Van Gogh.

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Look at this one. Like, what the fuck? Dude, it has a fucking bulldog's body. That's a Down syndrome cat. Dude, that is a bulldog's body. This is up syndrome, dude. Like, this is fucking crazy. Look, that is an English bulldogs body.

You can find all this stuff if you Google medieval cats. Is that not a bulldog's body? Just, yeah, it's not a fucking cat for sure. Like that's like But there's so many of these That's a skin walker That was like Oh, this is what a cat looks like

They just didn't know how to fucking They did not know how to do it Whoa! That's real dude These are real These are all real authentic cats In medieval paintings And they just People were way more fucked up than we were back

Like people were Really fucked up back then See here's the thing Either Hello hello I'm Malcolm Gladwell Host of Smart Talks with IBM I recently spoke with IBM's new director

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Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton?

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Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. There's two horrifying realities. Either this is mega accurate to the cats that were around at that time. or everybody was so profoundly dumb that they would look at a cat then look at that and be like, okay. Yeah. That's pretty good. I think perception is a reality type of shit.

You don't think that these cats that look like this really exist? No, no, no. I think what happened is that when I feel like most people's first time singing cat. That one on the top left. That is a fucking fissing.

Isn't that a chair? That is a fucking, dude. Is that a cat or a chair? Should that be a fucking, do you imagine you walk into somebody's house and you go like, Is it a catter and chair? You're waiting for it to do something?

You're just waiting it. Like, is it going to move? Cubo! Long, fucking chair legs. I would just push it over. Yeah, look the fuck out of here. That's not real.

That's not one, is it? I don't know, man. I don't know about that one. But I know the craziest ones are in fact real. That looks almost like AI shit. I know, but it was, dude, I promise you, I saw those images years ago. Wow. Never knew.

You never quite knew. Was there a question? Yeah, yeah, we answered it. It was the gay of Thrones. Great Ghost remembers what the alien ant farm guy did wrote in. Oh, yeah, me too. That was funny. He says, hey, breedable snarkos.

Not a question. Just a fun story for you involving your podcast in Eldon Ring. Sick. So my parents split when I was a child. Trauma dump. Don't trauma dump. I have a stepdad and he's great. but my dad

but my dad kind of sucked alcoholic and all weren't that close so the other day I'm playing Eldon Ring really stressed dying a lot listening to my favorite

podcast my mom and my mom calls me she says my dad died and right after she says that and right after

she says he had a heart I'm sorry I'm fucking this up and right after she says he had a heart attack and he didn't make it

Derek goes no why'd you say that no we weren't weren't super close anymore, but still kind of sucks, but I can laugh about it now. I hope you guys can't do. That's crazy. I love when media sinks up like that. One thousand percent. Like there's something about that. Because I even thinking, and it kind of, that was kind of my hope

when we were tagged in that car crash thing. Like, because when our podcast was in the background of the, of that car crash compilation, I was kind of hoping that as soon as it would happen, like we would bust out laughing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't think it really happened. I was hoping like it would happen like a thing would appear on a side of my screen like plus 1,000 souls. And I'd be like, dude, what if it, what if, what if they were listening to go go gadget car crash? And that happened. And then that happened. That I think I would be dead.

I think I wouldn't be able to live after that. It's too. That would be one of those things that would frustrate me that it didn't record. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because like no one's going to like maybe some people will believe me, but people will probably think I'm making this up. Yeah. Because like this, the synchronicity that is too.

it's too incredible it's like when I kicked a B into this kid's throat outside of karate class and I will never I'll never get that fee I'll never do that again and I'll never be able to prove it it's gone forever no I just say that

glad you can laugh about your dad dying bro it's pretty cool me too yeah if you don't have like because some people would be like oh it's sort of respectful but like if you didn't have a good relationship with your father or somebody then like yeah yeah that's me with my mom like I did not I didn't have bad

but I just didn't know the woman, you know? Yeah. So it's like I can make, I can laugh about like, I can laugh about her death because her death kind of was like the reason why I was born. It was like a given changing.

So I was like, I appreciate. I think she's dumb as fuck. But like at the same time, I just like I appreciate her. You're like a, Feonix. Fionix?

Fucking terrible Phoenix, but like. Yeah. It's like a reverse Phoenix. It's made things worse. Down. You die in the flames. And then you get reborn as like

a much worse. version of yourself. I'm like, no. This phoenix can't fly. This phoenix can't walk. And this is eventually just like a fucking larva. It's a larva. Gross.

It's a sticky little thing with feathers and it's red and it like screams roll out. And then it sets on fire periodically. And it burns it, and it hurts itself when it's on fire. That's the most terrible thing. I did it could have powers, but you set on fire. But you weren't fire resistant? Oh my God.

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and listened to the ultimate showdown of Ultimate Destiny for the first time in years. My question for you is, who do you think would win the ultimate showdown of Ultimate Destiny given the new characters that could participate?

Oh my God. There's so many, dude. Oh my God. I haven't seen that video on like 10 years. Dude, that's a classic. That's an internet classic. I don't even think I've seen that.

You've never seen Ultimate... I'm surprised that you haven't seen that. Wait, have you seen the gay porn version of it? That is official and real? I've seen that one too. Like, buy the save people? No. Oh, my God.

I missed this. I don't know what did this is. Oh, Godzilla was walking around. Tokyo City like a big playground when suddenly Batman burst from the cave. Hit Godzilla with a bat grenade. Godzilla got hit and began to attack. I can't believe I remember all of that shit. And it was like a flash animation from like 2002, 2003 or something.

It was a same, it was a lemon demon, Neil Sissierga, the guy who did like mouth moods and Harry Potter puppet pals. and just a bunch of weird shit that was like very specifically like he was like the king of like viral shit for like a long time in like the early 2000s even though he never really put the same name on everything found out that he could I cannot believe I remember this there's a gay there's a gay porn version of it that's so fucking funny and it's like by him it's like not even like a set like a parody of it's like the it's like here's the alternate version that I made authentically I made a gay porn version that's why I'm surprised you hadn't heard it but it's like uh it's like one of those old I Wabwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI,

coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology?

There will come a point when it will mature. Right. Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs.

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Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. Flash animations of just like a large. just a random bullshit it was like all a bunch of characters

from like you know pop culture fighting each other to the death and like just a song and like choreography choreography I said it that way and then fucking Mr. Rogers comes out at the end and he wins and Mr. Rogers wins

because that was around the time that I think there was like that rumor that he was like a fucking murder yeah he was like a sniper or something do you remember that I remember really believing that for a while I only the only the only And that reason that he had a sweater was because his arms were tatted up. No, I never heard these words.

Dude, I remember hearing about this when I was a child. That's funny. I remember seeing his arms before. I never made sense to me. I was like, I saw his iron. Yeah, but they were fake arms. Yeah. I've only seen, like, a meme that went around where he was putting on his, like, his

Freddie Kruger's sweater and had the fucking claws. And people are like, oh, that makes sense. The people, I think people were like, yeah. I think that, because they're like, you can't be too. If you're that nice, you're also silly. I think he- Shout out to him as a human being No for real. Like, big shout-out of Mr. Rogers. I was a great fucking man.

Like, actually, like, he actually is one of those people who's like, oh, you actually are like as nice. As you actually were like, no one in his real life had anything negative to say about it. Nothing came out about him. Yeah. I've never, I don't know anything about him. So you, he was a little bit later. Like, you would have had no reason to watch him, I don't think, right? You know, Mr. Rogers came out.

How old is Mr. Rogers? He's very old. Dude, that he was. Wasn't the 70s, though. You know what I mean? Or 80s, wasn't it was it? The 60s, I think. It was something old as shit.

What the fuck are you talking about? Mr. Rogers is old. He was born probably like a while ago, but he's in the show. Mr. Rogers, the show was not around in the 60s. Mr. Rogers' neighborhood was around where my mom was a kid, I'm pretty sure. There's no fucking shot that that's true. I swear to God. We'll see.

Oh, my God. I can't, why can I not fucking, my thumbs suck? 31 seasons is crazy. That is. 1968. You're right. That's crazy. My mom watched it.

There's 31 seasons? Yeah, because I remember the, the, the puppets that were. in that show are fucking ancient puppets. They're the creepy ones. Oh yeah. They were the ones. They were like Victorian puppets. They were like scary.

I think he haunted by like an uncle. That's the wind day. Yeah. But he was a really good man, dude. I'm sure I watched it in the background, but not in a way that like, oh, I like this show. It was just on, because I remember the, the main theme, like, or the, it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. My neighbor. And that shit, yeah.

Won't you be? Please won't you be. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not convinced. I'm not convinced that I think he just skirted he's probably like Cosby Or you know all the shit that came out I don't say that I really

First of all I really looked at the Bill Cosby too This is so fucking old It's crazy even looks old Even the animation looks fucking so old That second I heard of it sounded stupid Let me hear it's very fucking dumb It's very silly There's Mr. Rogers at the end

Fucking everybody up But uh Of course Please won't you be Chuck Norris I forgot about Chuck Norris To be like a thing Yeah then he fucking

There's a same way What does he do He like What does he do with his thighs I forget like he like fucking Crushes Batman's head Between his thighs And it like pops him

I swear it It's been so long since I've seen this He looks so fucking ugly Yeah All right He kicked Indiana Jones In the nuts He's crying now

And he's crying He's crying No He looks like he's saying no Batman that's Batman it's so fucking dude they did this with a mouse probably

yeah yeah it's fucking insane this around like happy tree friends time Gandalf wait wait wait yeah hold on wait is that Gandalf the gray and white yeah it's very fucking old who's that one the blue the blue meaning exactly isn't that a

isn't that a mascot it must be something I don't know I think it's a mascot for something It looks like Skeeter. It looks like Skeeter. I mean, it's Skeeter adjacent. Hong Kong, nigga. Hong Kong.

Skeeter, you can't say that. But yeah, Trump would be in there for sure. I think a lot of Game of Thrones characters. Andrew Tate. Probably all the Avengers. Andrew Tate. Jordan Peterson. Burgie.

Oh, yeah, there would probably be a lot of YouTubers and, like, internet people. Oh, hell yeah. PewDie Pied. You kind of jacked now. Putreepies. Brits. This was before. Isn't that crazy to think about it?

Like, that was before internet celebrities at all? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it was a time where, like, things could get popular on the internet and not lead to, like, anything. That's a good point.

Crazy. Um, uh, Mr. Bees would be there. Mr. Bees would be in there with a Gundum. Mr. Bees and fake Mr. Bees would like.

Is it fake Mr. Bees? Mr. Bees. Mr. Bees. Mr. It'd be like, it'd be like, it'd be like a, um,

like a stand switch where he goes on Mr. Bees and he has like, back to fake Mr. Beast, he does only physical damage, but a lot of it. He's like, bored. He's like horroooose. Speaking of that, speaking of that fake Mr. Bees, that was like an epic rap battle, right? Or something?

What, Mr. Bees? Yeah, with the fake Mr. Beast. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Or was it? It was. He looked like Mr. Beast, but a Who version of him. I think that was the most insane thing.

He was like Mr. Who. Is that even true? I feel like that Mr. Beast was just a joke in itself. It was death battle. Not that battle. It was an epic house. Because like the, that. was the intro series you know how they used to go like uh you know Isaac Newton

versus yeah mr. and it was like that it was that was like the that was like the that was like the clip from that video and you sure it might not have been then I feel like it might not have been them fake like like parody it was a parody of the intro because I don't think mr. Bees actually has one right but that's what I'm saying I don't think it's necessarily epic rap battles but is that it is something that is making fun of that's parodying yeah it's a parody of epic rap battles yeah yeah but it's It's not a parody of Mr. Beast necessarily. I love the idea of a fuck aid.

Let's let's make sure of that. I love the idea. Fact check me. A fake Mr. Beast being Horle. We need fact checkers here while we're playing lies chess. Do you think? So here's the thing about this. Have you fought Horilloo yet?

And not Eldon Ring? Have I what? Horlew. Have you fought him yet? Who the fuck is that? So here's the thing. I don't know these people's name. Warrior?

Warrior? Where he's like all like half naked and buff? And he's still on Maliketh. He's way too fast. It is so much bullshit. Like, you'll fucking, you'll literally, like, run and just to get space, and then he'll go, that's a millennia with their fucking sword. And I'm like, you stupid bitch, no one's this fast.

That's good. Yeah, but, uh, stupid ass. He dings into the floor and he takes the floor out and blows it up. And I'm like, this is, I want this power. I want him. He fucking power bombs you so hard. Like, he's so ridiculous. I just hate how fast he is because, say, I think I fought him.

Because you really, you know, no, yeah. He's a silly ass boss. He's funny as fuck, though. He just, he's too big to be that fast, basically. Because like you'll, like I said, you'll get space from him and you want to like maybe heal or something. If you heal, he'll be right in front of you because that's how much ground he'll cover. And I'm like, no one's this fast. I got to, I don't know.

He bleeds really easily though. He bleeds really, really easy. I don't know if I fought him. So like, I think, uh, yeah, I'm on Maliketh now. Like, now I can. Oh my God. Why did I do this? That I'm done with millennia.

Did you just type the N-W-1? Yes, I don't know why I did that. Can I say something? I do that sometimes, too, for the reason. I think that was... I really don't. There's times I'm in to click no when I said the other one. Oh, I know why.

I know why. I know why. I love seeing it in your search part. I know why. The image of it is so fucking funny. It's so simple. I know why I said it. Because the Mr. Beast clip, I was thinking of inward beast.

I was thinking of... Who would it be? Who would be the person? Who would be? Who would be the fake N-word? It would be... Because it be the N-word, right? He's a real character.

I can't, we can't... Did you see, uh, uh, Denver 2? Yeah. Have you seen him? Have you seen the trailer? Yeah. I saw some of the trailer.

It looks kind of hype, but I'm like, dude, I... I'm not. See, here's the thing. I love gladiator. I love that movie. Yeah. I don't trust. I don't trust.

There's just nothing. There's nothing to do. Look, leave the same. You know what? It's in the first, In the very beginning. So, yeah, he's dead.

His story is over and that's the only person you care about in the story. So now it's this Lucius guy that, that, you know, like the, the, you know how Maximus has a little kiss with the mom and Lucius is the kid. And,

um, um, fucking the, the, Joaquin Phoenix is all kind of being weird. There's almost, seems like there's some, like,

incestual thing going on. Like he, like, loves his sister. And he's like, oh, kind of being weird around the, where she's like, uh, like get away from my son. But anyway, the opening says like, oh, I'll never forget that day where he's like murdered,

you know, Maximus is murdered. His mom's right there. And then the next, literally the next thing he says is, I didn't know my mom or dad. And I'm like, you, the first thing you said, you'll never forget the day where your mom and you witness Maximus getting killed. Boy, he killed Cometus, but then he dies from his injuries, right? His wounds. Your mom was right there.

And then the next thing it says in the trailer is, I never knew my mom or dad. And I'm like, I already hate this. I don't know what this mic editing is. And the weird thing is I saw everybody that was complaining, though, they're all complaining about fucking tears on muslinian floor. They were talking about it in a while. Because every Denzel movie has that fucking song. A lot of them. People were mad.

Like, oh, black person and they're so must put rap in. I'm like, guys, calm down. Yeah. I love two minds about that. where it's like, I think that's a silly complaint, but at the same time, I do think, there is,

there is true to the fact that, like, hip hop is used in trailers to make it seem cooler than it actually is. Sure. Like, a lot of really bad trailers have it, but some of them work,

but it's, it's kind of rarer than it. I will say they're going for the wrong, the people that would, that they want to get interested in the movie, the people that love Gladiator, that was the wrong choice where you should have easily,

like most other nostalgic pieces, you want to use a little bit of some of the, something that was already in Gladiator. Like, use a little bit of, Zimmer's shit. It would be like if you made like another alien movie and then it was like no one man should have all that power and you're like

and then you know what's what's even worse is they're still doing that work It doesn't work at all. It's not a trailer music really to be out. And they're doing that thing where they're using orchestral music trailer music but then mixing it with a really popular song. You know who started that trend? It was the Batman. The Batman started off with

something in my ass like in the trailer. There's no way they start. No, they start the trend. That's an old thing. It's not. Mixing, like, orchestral versions of... With a really popular song. That is not, it would usually just be the song itself. Bro, I... You could be right, but I feel like it's... I feel like it must be old. No, no, no, here's the thing. If it's been done before, it was not a trend. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM.

I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer.

That is one that can run a very, very large. large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question,

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If it's been done before, it was one-off. Right, I guess. What do you consider the guardians doing that too, though? No, they would just use regular songs. There was no characteristic nature, I guess. No, see, look, they would just use, like, say, I feel like that can't be true. It's definitely true.

I'm very one for one reason I remember dates when movies come out and I remember the song that play behind the trailers for some reason I remember the shit like that because I think I think when it comes to editing I think that's a very important choice to wow important choice to really hook people in

in the in the song that you use and so I started noticing it became really popular when you think of all the fucking movies blockbusters that are coming out now they're all doing it and it used to be like think about Starship Troopers do you remember what song that they used for the trailer their main trailer? Like I remember

um bugs yeah yeah bugs bugs what they in fact they in fact played the entire of bugs life they used that song really fast in the background that's psychotic do you remember that song oh woohoo

so I was the trailer song too right is that song too by blurr I think yes yeah yeah yeah Yeah. So they, uh, I remember these things. Like I,

for whatever reason, I remember this shit is very fucking weird. That wasn't the trailer of a Bugs life? You brought a Bugs. I didn't get a lot of sleep. You got you,

you wronged so hard. You made a different reality. Hey, I went to bed at 5 a. m. And I'm all fucked up. Hey, there's bugs in the movie.

So at least you're not that far off. There are bugs in the movie. It's true. Of course there's bugs in Bugs life. I would have called Bugslight. We're not talking about. I can't even remember the movie anymore I can't even remember what movie I was talking about

Starship Troopers Damn it I was like Of course there's bugs of bugs of bugs like You fucking idiot Would it be called this life It was about people It would be called life

Bugs Life versus ants What's better Technically bug's life is a better Movie Ants is a better story though Is that's a better story I don't remember the story I just remember the animation Being so fucking bad

That I noticed even as a kid I hated the way the faces looked. They looked so awful. There's like specifically, I always associated it. And this is a very specific memory because I feel like no one else really played this game. But like the faces, God damn it. The faces in, um, the faces in Bugs Life always reminded me of this cutscene from medieval too because like they all had these like really gross fucking realistic looking faces.

You're talking my ants, right? Yeah, ants. Yeah, not Bugs Life, but like... Tugs Life. Look at this... Tell me that doesn't look... This dragon thing doesn't look... Oh!

Do you know what I mean? Like... Look at the intro sequence to medieval two for the PS1. Like, there's... Like, look at... Like, it just has this stupid, like... It's got like that gross fucking realistic. When it falls, it really freaked me out when I was a kid.

I remember... Like, look at this face. Ew! Isn't that fucking gayness? That's way worse than single. like a regular dragon. Right, but that's how... Ew.

No, you're not even... You're not even... You're not even... Wait till he slumps over and his face goes dead. It looks like some... Isn't that gross? Some stupid old feral.

Like some... I'd be so mad if that's what dragons look like. I'd be like, oh my God, fuck you guys. There's no way in hell that they would be cool. But dude, that's what ants look like to be the whole time. Ants is a gross. Who's a... Woody Allen?

Woody Allen. Yeah, that was... He took his dick out. Never mind. Any Asian girls? Yeah. any Asian ants? Are there Asian ants?

Do you want I can raise and then marry? Maybe. Do you think an Asian ant? I should. Oh, God. Yeah. Let's go. I almost,

it retorts at something really racist and I was like, there's no need. I kind of got, you know what's bad? Like, I got excited hearing that. You know, like, you just, you setting that up. You're like, you think an Asian ant?

I'm like, I'm like, I almost. Do you think you know what I was going to say? No. It could go in a lot of different ways. But all I know is that it was going to be disrespectful and I enjoy that comedy. Yeah, I was going to ask if maybe their antennas were like this way. I'm trying not to make a certain sound, but I just, I'm not going to do it. That sounds like a question that they asked like, where's my sneer?

Did you see that video? What is it? Wait, I'm still with him. Like, we love everybody. But like, there's certain things that are just funny. There's this video of like. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't tell, don't tell. I thought you gotta show them.

It's a part of the moment. Preface the meme. Like, what does the text on the meme say? Okay. So there's a, there's a meme that says, where's my snare? You're so dumb. I don't know. What did I do wrong?

There's text above the meme. So it's like, just show it. Just show it to him. It's good. That is. That's. actually kind of that's fucked up really immature but also

brilliant it's really yeah it's like it's like an M&M song where he goes where's my snare and the text that I was asking you to read in the fucking video which is obvious okay gotcha my Asian classmate in third grade looking for his pet snail it's so dumb where's my snare where's my where's right wow I was like she didn't get it

she was like what do I don't get it I don't get it it's funny it's funny it's like what is it's like what is it I was like you don't get it's fine yeah If somebody doesn't get something like that, you have to move on. You know? You got to move on. Anyway, let's get the fuck out of here.

It's like an asshole. What time is it actually? Oh, I'm fucked. Oh, shit. We already, we did it. I have a problem. I sit back with this bag of bag. Damn, I can.

Watch me take toast as I make jokes on this way. Watch me make jokes as I take stokes of this marijuana smoke. Hmm. Hit you on your throat. Gun smoke. That's a biggie small. but he's a really, really talented rapper. I like, um...

Even by our standards now, he's still a really, really talented rapper. Yeah, I, there's, there's just things that he's done that other people, I just feel like, even, even when he was like, I would never think to do things like when he's, uh, in, um, fuck, what's the song, the West Coast song where, and he's spelling at his name. Yeah. And like, when he's like, I'm the N-O-T-O-R-I-O-U-S, you just lay down slow. The way he did that, I feel like that's so fucking creative

because in my mind I never would have thought to break down like my name like that and like also in that in that like that cadence and in that fucking in that rhythm like just doing little playful things like that I just feel like there's not a lot of

when you think about like rappers when they're when it's all it's kind of innovative you know what I mean? I would say that's innovative. I would say it's definitely very very well done for sure but that was a that's a That's a keep take of the older boom bap era. Like that's an older rap technique. It's in the way that I've never seen it in a way that like it continues into the next bar.

The way Biggie breaks, wraps down his name. But then he puts OUS and he continues using the OUS idiom into the next bar. Yeah. He continues the chain of using that for his next bar. And he does that like like, like say even when he's like, even things like when he was like, you know, who shot you separate the week from the obsolete. Like when he just says things like that, I don't, my mind's not thinking to say obsolete and chop it up that way to make it fit. That's not modern. That's not modern rap at all.

It's very New York. Well, what I'm saying is. That's how New Yorker people rap. Yeah. And like, it's not necessarily New York exclusively. Very New York. That's how, that's how. M does that a lot actually.

That's M is. My thing is saying. My thing is saying. Yeah, I think big. Yeah. Yeah. I guess so. That's true.

Well, yeah. Yeah. I would say biggie, though. I just think that show me and, you know, from people who are like, say, uh, uh, you know, they have, they know their history in hip hop. Show me somebody who, who is as, like, I guess, creative as that and that people kind of, I guess, stole from. I think he kind of, people were like, damn, I never thought to write this way. And a lot of times when I'm listening to him, like, say, people, you listen to like, Tupac.

People like, oh, Tupac's one of the greatest rappers. I'm like, I think he was very influential, but he doesn't do anything. He doesn't do anything like that. I'm sorry to be rude. I don't, I wouldn't say. I think, I think he was a very influential person. I think he's good. I just don't think he's, uh, I think he's, uh, rapper though.

I think he's good. I just don't think. I wouldn't put him in the top 10. Um, I wouldn't put him in top 10. What I'm saying is that he's obviously really influential, but not in the way that people were like mimicking him. Yeah. In a way, you know, like, Cardi B is the only one that mimics like, too, like, Cardi B.

She fucking, she fucking, the way she, she, she's, she basically sounds like Tupac. Like what she's like, does this commanding can look, feel me? Like, fucking. And her, she's like that the lady version. of it, except we're talking about crazy shit. Let's talk about drug and drug and money. But yeah, but like the cadence, though, I feel like it's very Tupac-esque, the way that she wraps. She does that, like, on purpose. But I guess my point being that is, uh, there's a lot of things that Biggie has done that I feel like a lot

of people would never have thought to do without him. I agree. And I'm sure he had, he had his, you know, like he got his shit from me. I think the most imitated mimic artists ever, rap wise are, first and foremost, it's Eric, Eric B and Rock him. I think Rock him. I think Ruck him the goddess. Rock him. That's right. M&M. Without a doubt.

Seamanum, yeah. Biggie Smalls. Niggy Smalls. Andre 3,000. Andre 5 million. And then who else would I would give another? 105 million. So much better.

105 million is just golden Andre 3,000. He's just covered a gold. And then who else somebody is really influential that people mimic? Oh, Cube. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director. research, Jake Embatta, we discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

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Sponsored Jobs. I think Ice Cube is garbage, but I think people emanated the fuck out of him. I think he has a great voice. I think he just has a commanding voice, it's all. You know? Niggas. Even like, even when All right. I only know I'm from Are We There yet. Shut the fuck up. What? I've never heard an Ice Cube song. That,

yes, please name one for me. You know one. Igloo days? You don't know good, you never heard today's a good day. I don't like Cube, but I think that's a great song.

Cold stuff. Storage? Cold storage, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but he's not, all of his music is gold. It's all called. He's like the Mr. Freeze of Rap. Yeah, he partnered with fucking Schumacher. Chill the album. Chill.

I actually genuinely don't know if I've, sincerely, I've never added Ice Cube to a playlist. I have never sought him out. That's fine. But because of that, I don't know if I've heard an Ice Cube song. You have, you've heard a, you've heard a, You've heard a good day. Yeah, like today's going to be a good day, nigga. You want to run.

Just waking up in the morning feels kind of odd. Gotta think. Gotta thank God. Gotta thank God. Gotta think God. Gotta think Allah. Wake in the way they hum to Allah. Is that Sean Paul?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. For that. I seek them a lot. I don't, I genuinely get none of that's familiar. I didn't even have to use my AK. I hate the kids that mostly ones are gay. Yeah. You are who.

I hate. people. You've heard, you've heard, You've heard, you can do it, right? You can do it, put your back into it. I can do it, put your ass into it. Maybe.

Tick, boom, we be raping on these back streets. The issue with, uh, Jesus Christ. We be raping. That's crazy. Go get my rape shoes, bro. It's a song of, go get my rape shoes, bro.

We're about to go rape into the streets today. I'm sure you've heard you can do it, put your back into it. Maybe. The thing is like, rap, It takes out to me more. If I haven't listened to the lyrics, like, explicitly, I'll recognize the beat.

What about, um, he came out with the album in 06. It was like his latest album when he was like, um, um, if you were to scared, motherfucker go to church and, uh, John, John, uh, what's his name? Linguizamo. John Ligua Zamo was backing him. Yeah. I'm John Likwazamo. Yeah.

And he like fucking, is he like, Lil John. John. So Liljian. That is who. He was John linguizzo. He was. More again? Hello, John Ligua again.

Oh my God, he's the Puerto Rican guy. Yeah, he's a guy that's in five million movies. Yeah, he's in Ice Age. He's Sid. No, he's not. Wait, I'm pretty sure I'm right. He's fucking Mani, I'm pretty sure you, you drag out. The latest thing he did.

Mani? He's clown. He's clown and spawn, which is fucking insane to me. Which is still insane to me. Who's, who's Mani in that movie? Ice Age? What's Mani? What is that?

The Sabretoof Tiger. Heck yeah. That's not fucking John Linguizamo. Who's that? It's insane. Idiots. Hold on, wait. Look at the cat.

It's Madi Pacchio. Look at the cast of Ice Age right now. What are you guys talking about? It's Mani Pacchio. You're like really not getting it. John Linguishamo as Mani Paco as a Sabo through Tiger. Dude, he's that versatile. He can do it.

I'm pretty sure that John Linguzamo is Sid. I'm Madi Paco. Because there's no shot. He's fucking. It would make no sense. That would make no sense. I'm John Ligizamo and I'm Manny Pagio. We're entirely right.

He is Sid. Yeah, of course, yeah Manny is I've never seen any of those movies Watch as he Watch as he avoids the microphone Like the play No, no

Don't get too close Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah You wouldn't want them to hear you Manny's the mammoth Diego Mani's the mammoth And he's Ray Romano Yes, Dennis Lerrano is the Sabre

Oh Ray Romano's in it Ray Romano's the mammoth It's like, huh Ray Ramameth He goes Yeah, Deborah, I'm fucking Fat and Big I'm hairy

Deborah It's so cold. Deborah, it's so fucking cold as a mammoth. And then who's that, who's that, was it his brother, the other guy that's like, oh, Brad Garrett? Yeah, yeah. From Ray, everyone was raven? I hate you, rapids.

I hate you fucking mammoth, you piece of shit. Why does Mom love you more than me? That was the dynamic of that show. I'm a good brother. I'm a good son. I'm a damn good brother. I sold Carlton the guns. You know that episode

where Carl was like waving around a gun in a hospital? He was not waving around a gun You got that so fucking wrong You actual fucking lie in the shit Oh my God That is not what happened I saw episode two days ago literally

Wow I saw that episode this Morning Morning This millennium I tell you He waves around He does not wear out of gun.

He does the girl. He does the gun. He does not wear out of good. It is. He has every single beat. It's not unused. You will. Oh, my God.

It's like a Tom Jones. Shooting up a hospital of the Tom Jones. He's great. That is psycho shit. That's amazing. I want to see. That episode is when Will gets shot trying to protect. It's not unusual to shoot guns at anyone.

In America, not at all. It's not unusual to spray guts from anyone. When I see you outside and you don't got a gun, I'm a shoot to your mouth and make you die. You're going to die. You're going to die. That's so stupid. No, no, Will gets shot because somebody tries to rob them

and then William gets shot. Yeah, Carlton shoots Will. By accident, they're fighting over, they're fighting over fucking canoles. Yeah, yeah, they're fighting over what? The knowleses. Why?

They get a really serious to fight about canoles and he shoots Will. They fight over, yeah, like they were trying to buy cannolis from Tony Soprano. They're trying to deal went wrong. They're trying to, um, look, right. They're arguing over who gets to sniff the butler's underwear. And,

and, I get to sniff Jeffries underwear. You did it last time, Will Will fucking James Avery Oh my God I fucking love That's one of the greatest shows ever

It's a master will What are you doing with my drawers Master Will? Oh my God I got to take my jacket off I'm burning up That is one of the greatest shows ever I think really That's why they keep throwing

fucking Jazzy Jeff out because they keep catching in fucking Jeffrey's fucking laundry He's in his shorts sniffing that shit hard bro He's sniffing the color off of his underwear

He's like he has Jeffrey wears black underwear It gets sheer By the end of it By the time he's done The idea of sniffing color Out of something is wild That is a vacuous nose right there

What a stupid fucking What a stupid Stupid scenario Yeah Oh my fucking God To choose will Because he won't Don't let him snip Jeffrey's underway.

And it's not like, it's not, it's not like a long interrogation with a gun. He just gets the gun and shoots him. He just shoots him. You know what I mean? It's like that fucking YouTube prankster. Like, that motherfucker took no time. He just shot him. He wanted to shoot him.

Yeah, totally. He probably saw him death the mother's like, I'm going to walk around near this guy. Hey, Drew. He talks to me. I'm going to let, I'm going to put the bait out for this idiot. I'm going to walk past him early in the day and keep showing him images that someone looks.

to me so he wants to talk to me so I can shoot this motherfucker He really was completely like He's like stay away from me Stay away for me I want to talk to you Is your refrigerator right? Hello sir

Shot in a face That's crazy Oh man That guy's a psycho That guy with that gun is a fucking He's quite flattering Master William No

But I'd like to have my draws The same color they were before They're sniffed by Lord Jazz Lord Jazz Lord Jazz Jazz. Oh my fucking God. It's the ink.

The ink color is on Jazz's face. Yeah. If you watch it, but for real, if you watch that episode, he does, he is waving a gun around in a hospital.

He's not. He's not. He's in the bed and he's waving around. He reveals a gun. He does not wave it around. He reveals a gun. It's like the third act of a movie. You reveal the gun in the first act

and you have to use it? He's crippled. Do you actually remember the scene, though? Like, say like, like, so Will's in, laid up in the bed. He's all like, incapacitated because he's been shot and stuff.

And then Carlton comes in waving the gun. He's like, all right, hey, hey, hey, hey. And then all of a sudden, this guy named, um, this guy's name, um, what's his name Buck? He's like, he's like, um, Buck and I like the fuck. No, he's like, I'm Buck and I like the fuck. And he's like, all right, $75 and you can fuck Will. And he was like, about to fuck him.

And then, then Will gets up and then, you know, hits Bill or Buck that likes the fuck and then starts slamming his head against the door. Yeah, yeah. There's a moment where it's flames. And then he gets, he gets Bill's, uh, Buck's keys and it's like this stupid truck. Like you keep, you keep forgetting.

It's Buck that like the fuck has a. It's Buck for whatever. So Buck, he gets, Buck that likes the fuck has a truck. He has a bug like fuck has a truck has like flames like stupid. And then like, and then Will sits in the truck for a while willing his

toes to move again. My name's Will. And then in the back of the truck is there a duck? I will will, will myself. to Will again. Yeah, he will to self to Will again. In the back of the truck, is there a duck?

Of course, and is there, is that duck, in fact, good at doing the suck? It's that. And then when the duck sucks, bars, he tends, he tends to find people that like pucks. I feel like,

and then with the puck. And then it's, yeah, and then that's, and it's Eminem narrating that whole thing. And then Will finds the puck. And then he's not still on the truck. And then he snuck out of the truck. And then he snuck out of the truck.

There was that episode of Fresh Prince with Eminem on it. No, it wasn't. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. It's another episode where Carlton ends up in a hospital with a gun. Another episode. You know Donald Trump's on that show, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he is. He shows up and he's like, hey, I'm Buck and I like the fuck. Yeah. He shows him and I'm Buck and I really enjoy fucking. There's the episode where Donald Trump shows up in Fresh Prince of Bel Air. He's in the mansion and then it cuts to him in a hospital with a gun. Yeah.

There's like a frequent, at the end of every season of Freshments of one of the characters that's up with the hospital in the hospital waving a gun. It was like a weird

tradition that they had. I don't know. It's very strange. Vivian! What are you doing with that gun? I remember they got rid of van her in my house, babe.

She got shot. She got shot at the hospital. Yeah, yeah. And so they have to bring in the light. She got really shot. It was in Alec Baldwin situation.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Also, Alec Baldwin, we was in the season finale. That's right. I think season 20? I can't remember. Yeah, he got shot in the hospital.

What the fuck? Let's get the fuck out of here. I think it's so funny that that show, like, they switch out on Viv for the light skin one. And then it doesn't make sense why any of the kids are the color they are. Because Uncle Phil and Auntiver are both light skin people. And then Ashley's dark skin, fucking Nikki's dark skin. They have a kid in the middle of the series of some reason. Oh, yeah.

That's fucking dumb ass little kid. And then, what you call it? And then, well, she makes sense. Carlton's middle complexion. Who was the, uh, Is it Hillary? I thought she was so hot. She's still really

She's still really attractive. And Ashley's bad as fuck now. I haven't seen her. Ashley's gorgeous now. I think maybe I saw them in the reunion. That's it. Ashley's workers. Has to die his hair and acting.

Yeah. He slaps the fuck out of fucking. He slapped Vivian. He slapped Dark Skip Viv. Yeah. Like, Darkson Viv came back and she was like, oh. She looks great too for her age. She's not young at all.

She's 89. Yeah, she's 89. Yeah, she looks like not a day. than 27. It's terrifying. Six. All right, everybody. Thanks for coming to the Snark Tank podcast.

Thanks for listening. Patreon.com slash to Snark Tank. Snark Tank. Shop for your, uh... Vivian! For your merch. Why do you look like your six? What's going on? You don't hold a six year out like that.

What the fuck are you talking about? What are you talking about? You like a fucking Costco hot dog. You do if you're James Avery and you're fucking seven foot nine. James Avery's hands were taller than he was. He's a crazy creature. What is that? He moved his hand to side

And then it reveals him And he puts him back And he's hidden He plays peekaboo with his whole self You know Becaboo and he's gone Dude what does he do Does he have a gavel

That's like as big as a room He's a judge No he still has a slap the air So hard Order Boom I forgot that he was a judge The fuck out of everybody

Everyone's like It's fucking frightening Order Explosion All right, right, right, right. Let's get the fuck on. And we're going to read the names now for the $25 and up patrons.

We have to keep rebuilding. Oh, wait, wait. Uncle Phil. Uncle, they call him Uncle James. They call them Uncle Phil, too, the bailiffs and everybody. Uncle Phil, please stop slapping. Stop slapping Adams together. This is the 14th courtroom we've had to build for you.

That's insane. Vivian. Bo! It's like that town they built for Oppenheimer when they were He can only operate in like a distant remote town that is built to be destroyed. The idea of clapping so hard there is he enlightened and then explosion is crazy. He's the best judge. He's the most.

He's the best judge. I don't know. There's animals that do that. They're in really tiny scale. But that's crazy still. Yeah, you take about a water it dies though. I can do that. What?

Take out of water it dies. That's not true. A shrimp. Shrimp can't surprise how's how the water are you talking about? Shrimp can, what do you mean? I have a pet shrimp in my room. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna.

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Yeah. What did happen to that guy? He's actually doing pretty good. He's actually normal. Like, he actually seems to know obvious shit, which is nice. But he wrote, like, he's been writing, like, books and stuff. Ah. He's cool.

I liked him. That's right. Yeah, he was very subtle when he was at the VidCon. You could tell when, I feel like I could tell when I met him, too, that he was like taking in the scenery and he was kind of like, I don't know about this. Which made me like him, I think. But yeah, I think he's doing okay. I just think he stopped doing YouTube. We need more crazy. I remember Boogie came over that fucking house and, like, people were like, oh, this guy sucks. That was all the way back then.

That was a while ago that Boogie showed up to that. Yeah, it was at one of those. Is it an Airbnb? Airbnb. Was it the... Booky was there? He was there. And then there were people

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Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago, they're already five years behind it. If anybody is not using AI to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% percent, 70% more productive. Yeah. Wow.

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There's something there with gay I am. Gay I am is really funny. That's pretty cool. Gay comma I am. Gay I am. What does that be? What does that be like a hurried gay? Fuck you like what.

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fuck. I think I need, I think I need the help from the people to see what they want. Cause I kind of, I, you know, this is like not some, it's funny for a minute.

And then I'm like, all right, whatever. But people are like, could you please make more? And I'm like, yeah, could you please make,

More? Are you more, son? Could you make more for me? God, it's so, the way his voice sounds like he's underwater and not is crazy. At the same time, he sounds like, like he sounds like an above water, underwater person. I got to be like, I was to describe it. Totally like, just eat a peanut butter sandwich and talk. Talk through a bubble.

Eat a peanut butter sandwich, but don't lick any of the peanut butter off through for your mouth. This is a fucking seal He's just a fucking seal I think that's it If a seal can speak English And other one's a goblin It always bothered me that seal can't sing in seal Yeah that's bullshit

I don't believe it I don't believe it I think he's lying someone someone right now take the lyrics of kiss from a rose and translate it to an actual seal

like making it start it's an actual seal doing it I want to but it doesn't count because you're doing it I want a robot to do it yeah did you see the I don't know I don't think I said that to you but I sent Lily this thing

of there's There's been these like AI, I don't even know how to describe it. It's a visualizer where there's two marbles, right? And there's two circles and one has like some person's face on it. One has the other person's face. And as they fall, the one who's lowest, and they fall to do like a physics thing. And the one who's lowest, that's the voice that the AI uses. So it's like they're taking turns doing the song.

One of them was like, I think Taylor Swift. And then the other one was 21st Century Fox. Like the fucking horns. And it was like the 21st century fox horns singing not like, us. So they're like saying the N-word and shit. And it was the funniest shit. Wait, I said it to Lily, right?

Literally, there's one thing that Monica said to me. Monica sent me a thing where it's a chain-saucing and gasoline. Dude, what is happening? It's just so fucking funny The thing that makes it funny Is that the horn feels Interruptive

It feels so interrupted It just kind of kind of off and making noise That is phenomenal Dude I fuck it when I saw that at 2 a.m. And I laughed so hard I had to go to the bathroom and like gag a little bit Because I thought I was going to throw up Dude

That's how you use AI. That's how you use that shit. If I can find it. It's so fucking confinous. It's so insane. But if you listen to it enough, you can start to hear it saying the words. And I love it when it says the N word.

Oh, God. Anyway, jolly old dips shit. Gay Baraka, Obama Barrage, Roar. Obama Barrage, roar. Obama Barrage. Rar.

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I saw Photoshop of fucking Kyle right now with these really thin legs. It's that video of him running through the course. Have you seen that video of him? Oh, I just saw that, yeah. I saw like a screenshot of it's like, why would you like this guy? He's so fucking weak. And they just

made his legs like pencils. Have you guys ever seen this? I want to see that. What is this? Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing,

whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a leg, legacy of building stuff, building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology?

There will come a point when it will mature. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with constantly? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse?

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slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. Cute. What is this? Helen Keller, AI? Oh no. We gotta be careful because like it's it Lower it lower it lower it

Stop get rid of it get rid of it get rid of it get rid of it It's gonna copyright Oh I'm out the lap that out Holy God it's one of those laughter moments where I feel it all over my body Holy sh-c C Crying

Hunter John man Holy boy Come on, man Evan F does that in one of the new songs where he goes like fuck deaf people and he's like Between the Dubit, I think they've had you to hear with me too

Oh my god What are you doing? Hunter Dubois, holy moly great for at F150 Eli Frost Um God damn he's crying I can't God damn

Martian man's fucker Uh, Shaquira so gaily so gaily when you fuck my ass You make my penis get fat A penis for a queer butt when you're sucking and fucking my body.

What's that? Shakira. Oh, oh. Chiquira. Shakira is pretty good. Oh, boy, when you fuck my assailer. Lily's asparagus binging piss dealer. You must go to the bodega system.

Oops, I grew tits. Guess I'm a woman now. Wrongfully exonerated. Help me. I'm stuck in a well. Would you be okay if Marvel made Black Panther white? I don't understand why guys

don't gargle semen all day. They say because they that's gay, but gay's okay. No rain. What? She picking on my pippa, possum, El Chris as Puto. Wow.

Rude, but also Mexicans or whatever. No way I'm hanging out with it. You don't even say El Chris. You say Chris. Yeah, but you also don't, like, putto's not really like a... Yeah, you're definitely hearing of Puerto Rico. My family's never said, like, they've never...

Because putto just means bitch. I've definitely heard that. Yeah, but it's so, it's a lot more Mexican than it is Caribbean. You fresca It's like a Pendejo Like Pendejo's not really that That common Pendejo

Yeah You just say You just say fuck you in Spanglish Uh No way I'm hanging out With a couple of gooners Insisting that Briol is a stand of guy A motherfucker went from sketch to catch

Real fast Just the hard R Markiplier 24 Is it sketch to catch? Yeah You know Pendejo Actually Pendero means bastard I think Um

It actually means bastard. Like, etymologically speaking? Like, literally. Like, literally it means bastard. It might be used differently. I thought it was always asshole. I think, I think, no, Marikone is that. You know what I like about Spanish?

It's gay. When you're, when you, when you, when you bother somebody, what do you say? Molestar. Yeah. Or, or, yeah, molesto. That's what it means, though. That's the word means. Yeah, that's what actually means.

So I'm a molestario. That's a dialect. You break in. I like that. Molestario. Right. Yeah. No molestio.

The scusio, brothers. The schuzzi. Escus. Lasstario brothers. The super molestario brothers. You're just fucking listen. Well,

the mestario brothers and molestins are gaying. We're not others to get all the fame. We want us to tell them. Yeah, yeah. Do you fast. We'll clean your, clear your fucking pipes and we'll molest you.

And we'll molest you. One's working on the pipes. The other motherfuckers just, just fucking just. just won't stop touch me. Have you seen those predator hunter videos where they're just slapping each other and the fucking they're like, like have you seen this on Twitter?

No, what? Yeah, they're all over there. Yeah. Is all, like, independent predator catcher videos. And it's all these people like doing Chris Hanson stuff, but they're, but it's so much. They approach. Dude, they, so here's, here's what it is.

I saw one where the predator beat up the guy. That's crazy. So, imagine getting, imagine getting beat up by a pet, imagine being beat up by hands that have molested kids. That would really piss me on. You have to think a dark contract at that moment to get more power. Yeah. Yeah, they get a really long shower.

So there are these Predator Hunter videos that are like independent. And what they do is they do the same thing that Chris Hanson did, basically. Like they, they fucking, they pose as a kid. They like, you know, they have the conversations. They record the conversations. Right. And then they meet these people in public. So they don't lure them to a place.

They meet them at like a public spot, like a Walmart or like a Denny's or like, you know, a parking lot. And what they do is they just go up to them. and they basically, because they know that they're caught, they just start beating them up. Like they punch them in the head. They like fucking kick them down. They fucking slap them until their nose is bloody. They just beat them the fuck up because they know that they're not going to fucking press assault charges.

Because the charge that they would be laid with is so much worse. So it's like this cheat code that they found to just like beat people up in public and no one cares. To beat up a pedophile. Pedophile punter. But so many of those videos are hilarious because it's like, It's a good point, yeah. They try to run sometimes. Then they go like, excuse me, everybody!

This man's fucking little boys in your neighborhood. And it's just like in loudly in like a target. Damn. But it's, yeah, it's somebody got shot actually and died already. That's not the predator. Better pull the gun. So you got to, look, you got to be careful because I have the characters. I respect on some level getting these people, getting these people's faces out there, but at the same time.

Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbeta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing. Whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question. of what is the future.

Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology?

There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both. Both are recipes for chaos.

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Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. I don't want to be killed by a pedophile. I just like, I just don't like that, you know. It's like it's like when people get killed It's virtual anti-shit But the thing I don't like about it

It's not even it's not Because it's not Because it's not fixing the problem Because you're gonna go beat their ass And they're gonna go back to do what they're doing It's just all content Yeah it is all content That's what I don't like about it

Like say it's not like say people If there were people that are very serious Professional people that were cooperating With the cops I'd feel a lot better about it I do actually think I don't know if this is true But I think I've seen comments

say it, which like who the fuck knows if that's true. But a lot of people kind of say it's like, oh, they actually do work with police and the people that they do catch actually end up going to jail. So, I mean... I've seen one channel that was definitely, like, they even one person actually helped the cops apprehend one of the guys that ran away. He was in a Burger King. And then they got him a Burger King.

It's always a Bird King or Wendy's. And like... Where's Wendy? Yeah, yeah, that's what we're looking for. She looks so cute. The idea of getting someone to come to Wendy's. And you pose as your name being Wendy's and it works on them. His fucking trash.

My name is Wendy's. My name is Wendy's. With an apostrophe in it. My name's Wendy's. Oh my God. Ribbon the digital hookah. Wendy. That's Wendy.

There's Wendy. Where the fuck is Wendy? I'm a... I'm a frosty while waiting. I'm a monster and I'm horny. Like, come on, dude. Like, the thing is I would never hit one of them. because I don't know if I'd be able to stop myself.

Yeah, I just wouldn't. Because I'm laughing. I'm getting validated for doing this. The thing is like, look, it's hard. It's hard for me to feel bad for those people, obviously, because they're monsters. But at this, like, I can only see people get beat up to so, to, to a certain extent before I, before, like, basic human empathy kicks in. Because I'm just like, not that they don't deserve this, but also, like, you see that guy that was getting. I guess what I think is, like, they were clearly also like a molested kid.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, and so it's just like, a lot of. times. A lot of times. I don't know what I feel about this. My heart goes to sympathy instantly. Like,

fuck them, but also I don't want to see it. Right. It's got to be funny. For me, things have to be funny. As soon as it is not funny anymore and I'm being really hurt,

it's, I get broke out of the emergency. You got to put them in like, silly. It's got to be silly. You got to put them in silly situations. You got to make, you got to make them like do cartwheels and pee on themselves.

You know, like if you throw up in there in front of and they slip and they get by a truck and they blow up. Make them. That's funny. Make them piss themselves. I want somebody to go up, not beat them up, but just tell them, listen, if you don't shit yourself real hard right now, we're going to call the cops.

I need to hear it. I like that. Shit yourself right now. I need to hear it. Yeah, I hear it. Shit yourself right now. Piss yourself right now. Put on these white pants and white underwear.

Go on the back. They'll come back out of your stuff. No, no, no. Don't go into bed. I want to just stand right here in the middle of the electronics aisle in this target and shit yourself to the point where he's leaking out of your pant leg. I won't leave until this happens. That's what I want to say. I'm doing you one better.

And then a kick him with a face afterwards. You get a bullseye. You know, you get one of those things that has a target on it. I need you to hit the fucking bullseye. You need a diarrhea projectile shit onto this bullseye or you're going to get your ass stout down. I need you to eat this hot dog,

this entire bottle of NyQuil. Just like just a rough concoction that will make them like fuck up. Do this. And then we won't go. the police. And then still called the police.

And then you'd still call the police. And then roundhouse kick him with the heel of your foot and then call the police still. Anyway, ripped the digital hookah

I'm getting molested on the set of embryonic Sheldon. That 10 second clip of Meek Mill telling the Rock to get up has had me laughing for a month now. Transframed Gremlin. Exposing people

with lactose intolerance and 90 million irons Riders radiation. What? I don't know. It's too late. The Craig, the Canadian.

He's straight. Don't you straight. It's your boy, Seanie D. She jerky on my beef till like $16. Wait, why the fuck is beef jerky so expensive? Hook up my car battery to a dead hooker's clit bling and nose ring. Call her Frankenstein's whore.

Sell her on eBay for a neat five. 3XO using TikTok filters to confuse and scare digitally illiterate senior citizens and toddlers. George Lucas firing an RPG at the Good Year Blint because it rhymes. Namor rolling SpongeBob up and using him as a fleshlight and dumping what's left of him in the chum bucket. Slurping, stroking, smoking, joking, emoticons going like this. Drip M.H, Lord of Homeless Drip. The Trooper by Iron Maiden, you'll suck my dick, but I'll suck yours too. You'll fire your cum shot, but I'll bust in you.

That's a good one to do. I think that's, I think I'm going to work on that one. That'll be worth it. A tag team match with I'm Alex and P. Diddy versus Dr. Disrespect in ADP 445. Obie Won't You Blow Me? Cremlin de Gremlin. Lord Bartholome, you handjob, inventor of anal sex. Evil Sweene says, I love the gays. Yes, you said that.

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Like wild guyshole? Come on, man. That's too much of a stretch. But I like it still. I don't even think Eminem could make that work. And he stretches constantly. Oh, yeah. Get a piece of ass, mass, the P.A.

Derek, you forget, you forgot to censor Chris spreading his ass and showing his pink last episode while Sweden was reading the names. Did I say that? What? You forgot to censor Chris spreading his ass. Oh, I forgot to censor it. Hey, man, it's content, as our friend Kale would say. For whom is the bell toll?

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Come in hands, Lincoln. Yeah. He just has come in his hands. Give me the speech. It's a lot, though. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's just always leaking. It's like, you know, his vast deference

is wired up to his hands. And you know, you know when Krillin does the spirit bomb? Of course I know when Krillin, what do you think I'm stupid? Nutt. There's nut levit. getting in front of him. And just nut. And then he's just,

with dead face, too, dead pan just like, we should free the slaves. And seven years ago. And just all this comment was like, what? I goon,

you goon. He should free the slaves. It's like, I goon, you goon, he she me, goon, goon,

goon, goon, we'll have the goonorama, goonology, the study of goon. It's first grade, it's first grade, Spach Bob.

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till you can see lines this time me be fishy speaking incantations to the pussy like call that spirit box Dr. Kid inspect I'll carpet bomb the Gaza strip for a quarter John Strickland my partner snapped the chair legs off

my Chris Reagan YouTube's and proceeded to tear my love and self-defense Merck's 1889 I can't believe you guys forgot Patrick's panty raid line Oh that's right Yeah that episode got banned That's not like in circulation

Really? It is a little inappropriate It is kind of crazy. In retrospect, it is wild that that episode aired. I still think it's awesome. It's super innocent, though. Not really. Are you stupid? Not really.

Like, what they're doing is silly, it's a little wild, but they're so innocent. They're just like, I guess, or just got to go get panties. Are you dumb? Like, it's a kid show, brother. It's pant. What other reason would there be, what reason we have? Panties are just girl underwear, man. All right.

You were. Pre-rise. You were. You know, there's a whole, like, college thing, the panty raid. It's not, it's not for kids. The first search of Keith David presents Dr. Disrespects Careless Whispers. It's pretty good. That's actually amazing.

The night this moment seems so loud. I wish I didn't message a child, but baby is better this way. I should have to fuck my wife instead of, but I'm probably going to jail. I'm never going to stream again. Guilty streams. I ain't going to call people the N-word. no care for syllables at all second trip to keep David

featuring being better in the first year to keep David pre-Ros somebody once squirted on my mother's ashes Blake 8996 FYI has been over a year and Mama Jav is still missing at this point

how many pieces do you think she's in oh man yeah she's gone hope she's been sewn together at least oh my at least

a fucking Frankensteiner do they do that so okay okay so real actual question about like if somebody gets exploded quaw if they bury them

Do they just they don't like shovel it into like a box like a pile like right like they know they cremated they do the What if they want to have an open what if they want to have a casket? They want to have an open casket that is so preposterous What if what if it's very simple? Like what if let me put it this way that's like having an open casket It's like new freaking that the bomb dropped on him in fucking Japan. No it's like what's different like okay Let me cut that part of the wall up with no one. No what's like a normal explosion like like okay so they they get like I don't know. Chris, Chris.

Shut up. How much of the body's left over? The whole thing, but it's in separate parts. So it's like, okay, so how they, why would they do that then? So it's a torso and then two legs complete, two arms complete. Yeah. Let's say the heads attached to the torso. Yeah.

Do they sew them back on? No. Why not? Why wouldn't they? What they probably do, because sewing's a little difficult like that. So they probably do they break mops apart and then they. You know what's wild about what you're saying? That doesn't even sound impossible.

for that industry. Like I feel like there's probably like there's probably like all sorts of like weird wiring. Yeah. Like they put in corpses to get the presentable for ways. I think that whole entire system is self-fucking predatory and disrespectful. Every single person that works in that field fucks dead bodies. Oh yeah. I think they're weird.

You have to be a little weird to be even be like because the funeral industry is a fake thing. It's a very new creation. It's not real. It's a fake thing. You don't. Funerals like with caskets and plots of land and tombstone. How much that shit? That shit is not.

I mean, it doesn't make it. It's dumb. No, it's like very new. It's like a newer creation. There was always like obviously ceremonies for the dead passing. But that whole system that we have of like, buy a casket, get a plot of land. And my friends like talking about like $27,000. And I'm like, are you stupid?

That is so stupid. You know how much money where family has spent on plot of land, plots of fucking land? Crawl into the oven right now. Like, put me on a raft. Shoot a flaming arrow to that. raft and then let it go. It's no one's problem anymore. Even that's like too much to ask in my opinion. I'm like, damn, I'm going to have to get a boat. Even that, even that, like, that's cheaper than everything. And then it's still that. Who do you know who's an archer? If I got to actually

do it. Listen, if I die of, for whatever reason, like natural causes, let's say, like, I just fucking pass away. Yeah. And you guys find me. You have permission to like treat me as if, like, you get to get away with like, you know what I mean? Like, you get to like hide me. Like, I'll give you permission to like have that fantasy of like, who we get to hide like a dead body. like totally okay there's nothing wrong with it I'm like that's so legal well of course it is because I haven't in writing

if someone finds it I'll have it in writing I'll say like I I'll have even a video I'll be like hey guys we'll leave the video on your body yeah yeah it'll be an apology video along with that hey guys I let the people

whoever whoever found this this is fine it's the fucking one piece but it's you yeah yeah anyway I don't care what happens

in my body man yeah me either Chris trying to read like blah blah just donate my penis of science crazy that's start like got that surgery, but Adrian Brody just looks like that. Alaska oilfield trash, Texas Tater Salad, young Sheldon ran over by

a taxi, Sue Hulk, tickled my ass hairs, Nikki Ziggy, Ghost of Jojo, Shotton for you and Slip. Ghost of Jojo! Golly Joe! God damn! Oh, maybe a different Jojo, I don't know. There's so many Jojoss. Yeah. Sorry, Ms. Jackson, badly brave, hugger, Derek, duck cunt, the vegan necromancer, I got consent, A3rdian, Bruchangor, Nephrum, Melfis won. I busted my hands again last week, but the doctor diss was too tempting. And routing out the list.

King of haphazard That's real too god Now I'm tired of this fat fuck popping up in all my fucking search engines when I'm looking for a fucking workout video I don't give a fuck about the aftermath from any of you buggy fans that feel sorry for this greasy fuck You fat fucking disgusting ass smelling Blop bathing, large gargatory thieving. He's a bitch patch face having.

Doctor a wild looking, wing stop eating, McDonald's gorging, T-Rex arm having, non-vegetable eating, cooking a George Foreman drill just a drink out of a drift train, wide load, hungry, hungry hippo, planet, pretending to have a

thyroid problem whale, slash free willie, parked bus, Yonah, Flour Kirby It just goes on way too That is so

Kirby crazy That is that That's hate It's a fucking family guy It literally was the The adult How the fuck That is incredible

That was less than a second We should play that game Oh yeah Yeah like Guess the song in a second That was literally That's almost too easy That's 50 milliseconds

And then you were just like That's family guy And I knew it immediately Yeah I mean, certain things are, ew, first of all. I've seen this one, the AI. And why is this guy not dead?

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