The Snark Tank - #246: JOE-BAMNA DID IT

Episode Date: July 19, 2024

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Obama. Obama. Obama. You look you were getting primed to do something and then you just didn't, you dropped it. I just got sent one where, uh, I don't know if Trump was doing the disturbed. Like, Mommy, don't do it again.

You know, I'll be a good boy. Like, I swear I just got sent something where he's doing something where I'm like, I don't, well, listen to this. Oh, I remember that. I remember that. That's real. Yeah. That's a real recording.

I thought it was doing the disturbed like, Mommy, don't do it again. I'll be a good boy. I don't know what the fuck the context was. I don't remember that speech really at all. I think, I'm assuming it's the same. thing is he he's at multiple rallies he kept doing that one joke about like a girl lifting weights or something going like ah I think it had to do like shitting on trans people or something I don't know I've seen the thing where he like openly said he'd kiss a man that's like a real real

I don't know about what you guys are saying I know he like I'd kiss that guy I wouldn't enjoy it too much but I do oh yeah I remember yeah yeah I do remember that right you you're your speech in the wrong group. You gotta be quiet, but you're messing up your interview right now, bro. Welcome, welcome to Snark Tank podcast. Hello, everybody. Hello. Remember, go to patreon.com slash a snark tank or else we'll kill you.

Don't say that. What do you mean? Don't. Just give us money. We don't have to hurt you, but you should give us money. We will kill you. No. Okay, we won't. Like, he won't.

Yeah, that's fine. That's all I need is to me to be except for me. He won't do it. The eye, sir. Yeah, well, well, you're going to help me. I mean, I might. I'm, I'm on the fence. Fence sitter.

Fent sitter. Patreon.coms has to snartank. Snartank dot shop for merch. There's some new stuff coming. I just finished a pretty good draft of something that I'm pretty excited about. So that'll be in the coming week or two. What should be up? Would it be?

Okay, now, I have an idea for merch, right? Yeah. It's a merch shirt of, Chris kneeling on my neck, right? And we're not doing that. That's kind of funny, though. You know our fans would like that. I think that's mad funny.

Do you know how many people that we don't like would jump on to this podcast, but it's funny as hell? I know. I forgot that the house is. What is snark tank? What did these guys? What day again? What that is?

What day is? Nodney. We got them. That's not. That crit Raygun got Tom Farmer, man. And that's Tom Sweeney, a good one. Critt Reagan. Critt Reagan.

Pretty good. Hey, hey, what was that podcast called again? Exactly. How deep it? Three minutes. That's a record, I think. Outside of the fact that when we started the show, like with the meme edited in the intro. Right.

That was the fastest we've ever gone to it, I think. I think it. I don't say it anymore, but I think it all the time. It's really, it's genuinely a problem. Whenever the word Y comes to my brain, a whole scene gets played again. It's a good problem to have, though. Yeah, I mean. It's better than being shot at.

Look, man, the first thing that I do on Twitter, I get on Twitter, the first thing that I see is the act man in Wyoming. And then there is a stage coach with horses and a Red Dead reference. That's the first thing that I see. Like, I'm telling, I can't escape it. I know. Like, first of all, why is the act man in Wyoming? What the fuck's going on over there?

The algorithm knows what you want, buddy. It does. I think it really does. That's why every time you watch a video and then it randomly selects like something algorithmically, it goes to Biden and Trump singing that Chinese song. It won't stop. And I've like acknowledged it. I'm like, show me something else. And then it goes back to, you know, I watch it full every time.

I watch the whole thing every time. I think that's why I keep getting it because I watch. If I see that it's funny, I watch the whole fucking thing. Every single time. I cast it to your TV. It's like, it's content. It's pretty good, though.

A big smile on my face. I want to watch Joe Biden and Donald Trump sing, sing the Chinese song in surround sound on a big screen. Yeah. That's what I want. I want. I want a video of Biden admitting that he specifically shot at Trump. That's crazy.

I did it. I did it. You see, I've got this ability where I can control bullets, right? So what I did is I stayed in, I stayed in, I was in New York City. It's already too coherent. Yeah, like I got to understand what you're saying. You don't sound horse enough. I was laying on my belly.

No, old man horse. I was laying on my belly. How old can horses get? I think they can live about 230 years. That's not true. It's not true. Case closed. That's it.

This misinformation station, bro. What are you talking about? I have specifically seen. I specifically lived with a horse that long. And it died at that year. I am 300 years old. My horse is 245 years old. I lived the whole time.

There's that instinct again. That's that instinct again. The louder you get, the closer to the bike you get. It's the opposite. That's so strange. It's pretty sick. It's pretty sick. It's very funny.

Like, it's so interesting. I like it. But you're on inverted. You're setting certain. Whenever I'd play Halo with our friend whiskey, he would like change those upsetting. and I would play after him I'd be like, dude, what's happening?

Why is everything wrong? Colin plays inverted too. Why? I don't get it. I don't know. I really don't understand it. Did he play Goldmai only as a first game? Is that why he plays inverted?

I don't know, but he's a 2D guy specifically. And I actually think, like, because he talks about like how it's like, he's pretty open about it. He's very, very skilled in 2D games, but like 3D games is like a little bit less so. And I actually think it's genuinely because he plays inverted. Right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals, well-qualified current FC a less ease. Get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram, 1,500, Big Horn crew cab, 4 by 4 for 369 a month, for 39 months, with 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. I would think so too He might be an amazing video game player If he didn't play inverted He would be a Valorant champion I think it's so strange

I can't The only time is in flight Just because I'm like flight simulation Like that's the only time I can do it And when sometimes Like I think I was playing like Battlefield Something I don't know which one five or I don't fucking

I remember which one I played And then it wasn't inverted And I was so confused at first I was doing like a dog fight and I'm like I didn't understand what's happening I was like wait what's yeah yeah your brain like freaks out there's something about

inverted controls or it's like I understand it in a plane because planes are inverted yeah like you do pull back to go up and stuff like that's how that's how a plane works so it's like intuitive there but then that's the argument used for like in general play for a lot of people where it's like well if I'm looking up I'm pulling my head

you know I'm pulling my head back and it's like that's not what I'm that's insane I'm thinking I'm like imagine I think I'm lifting my head, not I'm pulling my... Well, the thing about it to me is like, imagine if your mouse was inverted. Like, imagine if to pull, if to move up on the screen, you had to move your mouse down. You'd be fucking ruined. I think you could be fine with it.

But watching someone play, that would be so confusing. Yeah. It's just what like... What's going on here? When I'm playing, I'm thinking of it as the, the instrument, like say the gun or something, for example. So I'm just lifting my gun up and down. it's pointing, it's not my head. Exactly. It's really not your head, kind of,

because your head's stationary. Your head doesn't really do anything. Exactly, yeah. That's how I think about it too. Yeah, so it's kind of like, all right, so I can't invert. I'm like, what? It doesn't work. Everything. Invert the whole entire control speed. Now, here's the thing, do you think that the sniper that tried to take Trump out at this rally in Butler, Pennsylvania? But your Butler, Pennsylvania, by the way, the place we did our first

Sacred Civil's Live show. Is that seriously? I have a key to that city. That's amazing. You know what's even? wilder about that. We kind of mentioned this on like a sacred episode, but like, dude, so Ben, the editor of our, the editor of, or one of the editors of sacred, right? And like, he handles like some of the booking for like the travel and stuff, especially for like live shows. He's the one that introduced us, right? I think so. Yeah. Yeah. But Ben was the mayor of that town until like somewhat recently, like the last couple years. So there was a distinct possibility

that our editor for sacred symbols would have had to like go on national television and talk about like the fact that Trump was almost domed it's crazy I'm been a reelected mayor a former snark tank manager or whatever oh wait a snark tank symbols

affiliates the star tank and I saw Donald Trump's head explode like a pinata of some sort There's an alternate reality there's an alternate reality where he is still mayor and Trump is dead and Trump is dead I think that's the only reason he survived. Did you guys see the graphs of like how close Trump was to death?

It's pretty crazy. It's terrifying. And it kind of makes me like, I don't know, because there were a lot of people saying like it was like arguing distinctly that it was staged. Hold on. Let me silence my phone. I always forget to do this. But there were people arguing like it was like, oh, it was staged. I'm like, dude, no.

Chris Kyle couldn't make that shot. You know what I mean? Like, oh, he's going to shoot his ear a millisecond after he turns. Oh, you mean like that was staged. Like on purpose. You know what I mean? So the idea, look, I think this is what happens a lot of times with conspiracy theories is that people who are too logical are too caught up in the logic of what actually happened. And you need to think like them.

So in their perception, there was no bullet. Right, right, right. It was like Trump bladed or something like WW. Yeah. Somebody sent me a video of, so basically right behind the broadcasting booth at WWE, there was a, a guy filming in between the legs of the commentators. And so the, what are you doing down there?

Well, like, he just, he just was, I don't know, the angle the thing down, right? So they got it in between the broadcaster's legs. And you see CM Punk go down under the commentary table, get the blade and start stabbing his face. And then when he gets up, his face, it was so funny seeing because they usually hide it pretty well off camera. Yeah.

So somebody sent that to me immediately after. Trump got shot. I was laughing so hard. Like, I was one of the people that said I wouldn't, I wouldn't be surprised. There was some sort of tomfoolery or bullshit going on because I wouldn't be surprised. I would stand by. It just doesn't make a good like at the same time. People definitely got shot.

He got shot. Oh, yeah. Like that's some guy got exploded. Some guy's head is still probably being cleaned up right now. Yeah, yeah, right now. Well, that guy's head just did that. He was so, he was so shocked. His head exploded

You hear gunshots You get so scared You get a proper Physical reaction No No Mr. President Bownie That is crazy

The idea that like He thought the president Got shot And thus was so shocked That his head exploded It's sympathetic pain He was like Oh no

Blah It's like when twins Feel like the other one Got like a Yeah Yeah Yeah Dude, totally. That is actually, that wouldn't be, that's not so implausible.

No, it is. Think about it. These people have such a deep connection to their boy. Derek, look, I, I look, Derek. I was very vocally, very vocal on Twitter about this whole situation. I was a very, very vocal character. You know, you good? You're good? Uh-huh. You look, girl. I was very vocal about what happened. it looked like it looked like a looney tune's ass skit to me it was very it looked like a man tv skit like i was like this is insane it did look i i i was saying it looked kind of goofy but there's there's part like the second like the turn and the flinch is very like i think i just don't

think he's a good enough actor to have done that well it's like he definitely like got hit by something no i definitely got shot and he lost his shoes which is one of the biggest things that i was like okay he was like oh let me get my shoes let me get my shoes let me Because that was a big thing to let me know. Does that mean? Is that like, oh, he lost his shoes.

Well, no, what that means is, your shoes leave you. Yeah. Because they're afraid. That's what happened. They're like,

they should have. They grow legs. They grow legs in arms and they run away. It was so, I was just say if it was staged, there's no way he's going to let his shoes flop off like a fucking, like a, like a,

like a fool. Like Donald would have done it in the coolest way possible. Yeah. And like how cool I was. I was. I was a bullet with my teeth. I fucking stopped it. Can you imagine.

Look at me I'm orange And on top of the thing It was an honest mistake There was a little one inch tall Little Hamas in my ear And they tried to get him God bless him

God bless him They shoot through the hostages You know They did really Wow And you know this was done by Joe Bama Joe Obama

Joe Biden Obama Have to fuse So look Biden's on his deathbed And Bob's like Hey what's going on there Joe I'll give you the last of my energy

Like your little last one. It's the idea of, it's the idea of adrenaline in a fucking torment of power where Virginia gives him to go through the last man's power. Hey, Joe, I'll give you all the last that God to be able to take this guy on down. Here you go. Use your ultra instinct, Joe. See, the second I saw... Thank you so much, Wesley Snipes.

The second I saw it happen, I was like, oh, that's real, you know. It did look a little funky, but I also think that's just because, like, dude, how long's it been since an assassination attempt on the president? Like, earnestly? Like, Reagan, right? It was probably the last one. A, like, an actual attempt that was carried out because people also forget how many have been thwarted. Well, yeah, there's like a bunch.

You forget about the, there's so many that have been thwarted because. Well, that's also what I'm talking about. It just, it just gives off. I'm, this, this happened, right? I'm not going to say, I'm not saying that it didn't happen. Because a lot of people were like, you're, this is calm, it just came to people's lives. I was like, fuck you guys, they died. Ah, and I laughed about it.

I did a little else. But. This happened. But it just looks so... What part of it looks like... The part that Melania's like behind him, just recording the whole time, like, contently recording.

The fact that he does, like, he gets the black power fist at the flag at that perfect shot. It just looks a little silly to me. Here's what... The first time I saw it without hearing any audio from Donald Trump, I was like, that looks goofy. What a strange way to react.

But then... He was probably in shock. But then I was like, no, no, no, no. This is the thing. I actually I my, my, those thoughts

overturned. First I was like, that's, that is a strange way to react. Like, because anybody else would not do that,

right? But no one is Donald Trump. People need to remember. Yeah. This guy is fucking insane. He's like, well, he's a performer too.

Like he gets it. He's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, the cameras are on. He did W.

He said, when they're trying to drag him off stage, he says, wait. And because it's Donald Trump, they waited. I think if it was Biden,

if you want to wait, wait, wait, they would have just drug his corpse off, you know? Like they would have, it was him. They waited and then he did his fist. He found the cameras. He kept saying fight. And I was like,

that is fucking brilliant. Like, I hate this guy so much, but that was fucking brilliant. I think he just has, he just, I forgot what it's called, but he's like,

I just want people to think I'm cool. Well, he has, whatever that is like, he just has. He just has, the deal, though. He has good entertainment instincts.

Yeah. Like that much is very clear. And he understood the, he understood the assignment. He got it. He was like, wait, the cameras are on. Wait, wait, wait, hold on a second.

You know, and there is the funny aspect of it. It's like, dude, if that happened, if the bullet whizzed past Biden's head, just whizzed past, I think his brain would have exploded. I think his skull would have split open. I think the sound of the bullet whizzing by. He would have been a force ghost for sure. He's like, look at me. I'm, I've gone to the grave beyond. But the thing is, he's already dead.

So even when his head, like, comes off his body and lands into his fucking his arm. It might still be talking. still gonna tell he's just gonna be yeah like that and then just business as usual he just keeps going like it's fucking beetle juice i think yeah i don't know like here there's like maybe like a five percent chances is all fake i don't know how much i believe that really we live in a world where like epstein killed himself right yeah but so you know i guess to me to me i guess i think like a lot of it depends on how his ear looks after this you know what i mean uh like if if it really was like hinds ketchup or whatever and then he just goes on stage

with the next debate and his ears like perfectly intact I'm gonna be like well he has what the fuck exactly happened he's gonna have that bandage on for a while so I don't think he'll ever know he's gonna be punished fucking punished fucking uh oh yeah punished Trump punished Trump and it's gonna be a really annoying next few months well see here's the interesting thing he so far he's already he's really surprised me

where I thought that immediately he was gonna go hard in the paint as far as like just I'm gonna shit on this is I'm gonna milk this so hard and his first statement on true social or whatever the fuck was actually for him incredibly reasonable like he was just kind of like oh I think the secret even though the secret service failed him miserably

these are these things but that's but that is again to do with the fact that this hasn't happened this has not happened in so long and it's going to look goofy to us because we've never seen it it hasn't happened in so long right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals

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How's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger. rigorous time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. But that is literally, like, that's, they're trained to do. No, but look, I haven't been punched in my face. in years, right? But I'm trained to still retaliate with the hit back, you know? It's a cat. That's true. That is also true that I'm not a consulate person.

Here's the thing. Because obviously, I think everybody can agree there's a catastrophic failure. This is one thing. The first thing that I thought when I learned that, oh, this is just a catastrophic failure. This is what happened. Why was it so wacky? They just failed so miserably. And the first thing I thought it was, I'm like, oh, yeah, Yuvaldi.

Oh, yeah. I was like, this is just one of those things where it's like, how. could this possibly happen? Well, it does sometimes. There are people that, these, this stupid let's think about it. I hate the sometimes are so often. That's what's confusing me.

Because I know, you're, you're very right. Well, the thing is like, you're not going to hear about the ones that work. That's a good point. Like, as I got, like, I've had, like, I think one interaction with, like, a police officer recently. I pulled over because, like, a light on a car that I was driving was

And I was like, oh shit, what the fuck? I started kissing on you and shit? How did it go? Yeah, he molested me. No, it's good. He just guy in the scene with the inside of fucking him. It's like, what's going on here? He just climbed through the window.

He just like, what's going on here? Slythered through the window. It was like open this month too and he was like, oh, that's more than enough. It ain't. But it was fine. You know what I mean? I'm sure most interactions like that are. But obviously the cameras are going to come out when it's fucking crazy.

Right, 100%. 100%. Secret Service. I mean, like, I'm sure there's plenty of times where they've done an okay job that we didn't see it highlighted. Yeah. And that's the one where it's like, that is very true. We don't know if, like, they fucking, there was like some guy with a fucking grenade at like 80 rallies that they just fucking, you know, who the fuck knows? Kung Fu snap their back. Slat his head is. It was very weird, though. It was like, it was a very weird thing. I don't think, I just think to me, it's just like, it's not really

surprising to me that it actually is surprising to me that it took this long for this to happen. And this is technically the first time that this has happened to a president that is not currently in office, I think. Right. I'm pretty sure that this is the first time. Right. Well, yeah, as far as we can think right now, at least I haven't heard anything different. Yeah, I would assume. 100%.

100% it was definitely a young man that probably got very dissolution by the party because he was a registered Republican. I don't know. He was a registered Republican. But what happened is this right? He's probably registered Republican. By the way, let me nip this in the bud too, by the way, because I saw a lot of people was like, he donated $15 to Biden. That's not the same person. It's a different person with the same like first and last name.

The middle name's different. It's a different person. So like a lot of people were like, oh, he's a Republican, but he donated $15 to the Democratic Party. It's like, you're right. It's not the same person. You're right about the confusion of that. Very likely he was a young person. Well, go ahead.

He probably got very disillusioned by the nature of who Donald Trump is. That seems like the most reasonable thing to me. Like he was like, oh, I was, he was disappointed. What do you think disillusioned him? I don't know. My thought, here's my only thought. My only thought if we were, if we're going to go with that tape. my only thought would be the clear connection to Epstein

because even more files were leaked recently. Yeah. So, like, there's a lot of people that are extremely like, you know, they hate pedophiles. They hate. So they, and they actually do believe that. They're not just blowing with the wind of politics. If we're going with this narrative,

I would say my only thing that would make me think that's a little bit plausible is that it would possibly be, because what else happened other than like that was really significant? My thing is right. He's a young person. you probably he probably went to school, every he went to school. Obviously, that college age of your personality itself,

you usually get exposed to a lot more different things from being from a different town, you know? Clearly he's not stable, because no one that stable would do some shit like that. But he got exposed to every got exposed to and he was like probably hearing all the shit that was being said back and forth to and fro about the fucking, about Trump,

I will say about the former president, but about Trump. And he was like, I got, I have to do something about this. I got, I got to do something about this because no one else's, because think of it like this, right? If aside from him being shot, this motherfucker got convicted for several felonies. Sure.

And he might still become the president. Sure. It feels like, most likely. Like we're fighting up. Like you're fighting a fight where like you're just constantly losing somehow. So he probably felt like there's no way to stop this guy. And he went out and probably tried to do something about it. I don't agree with him doing that at all.

But like I could see why someone who's sick would think that's the only way to fix a problem. I guess, yeah. I don't really know what's. make of it because I do think it's possible I mean it's like dude like I don't know how much hatred Biden inspires from the left necessarily Biden doesn't inspire anybody

well that's what I'm saying but I don't know as somebody on the left who really does like dude like I don't know man I think about like how Bernie got shafted so much and how just like I resent it makes my heart hurt I resent this entire aspect of the party if Biden exploded

I would you know I don't think I would say really anything because I just don't, quite frankly, I just don't care. Yeah. But, like, is it possible that there are people on the Republican Party who are like, Trump needs to die? Is that possible? Of course.

Of course. I just don't. I also think it's possible that he's a registered Republican who just, you know, didn't re-registered. I think it's, I feel, because part of me, it's like, I feel like it must be a left-leaning person, right? You know what I mean? No. I feel like,

like how is it not? There's a lot of riotoids that hate Trump. There's a fucking litany of... No, I know. I guess I just... I guess what I'm saying is like, it's possible to be registered or something and then eventually like kind of change your beliefs and just not get around to register.

I'm not saying he is. I just like I struggle to imagine like what would inspire a Republican to do that. Not because... Well, easy. Like that's the whole thing where there's... We, just like with everything negative, that's what we see mostly. So we see all these crazy fucking cult members.

There are plenty of people. Oh, man. There are plenty of people that are disillusioned on the right that hate this motherfucker because they're actually conservatives. They actually are conservatives and that conservative principles. And one thing that they said in high school, that kid, where they did these weird exercises, political exercises, which I think is actually inappropriate, where you were supposed to figure out what side in the spectrum you stand.

And pretty much everybody in his classroom would be on the liberal side. and he would be alone in the conservative side. And so he was an outcast. He was bullied relentlessly. People, you know, they kept talking. They've talked to a couple different people that went to high school with him. That he was just a loner bullied all the time because he looks like a freak. You know, he looks kind of crazy.

There was like there was some guy that grades faces. I've never heard of this guy before. Did you see that? It was so insidious. That's crazy. It was so insidious. Look, dude, the guy chatt the guy. to kill the president and like that's fucked up

but also the idea of that thing existing is so absolutely fucking ass-uner. It's insane. And that was the first time I've ever heard of that thing. Dude, I say such mean shit to people. But I would never in my life think like, oh, this is a proper thing to do to somebody. Of course. I mean, the person that's running that knows how awful it is.

My guy needs to be punched in the face hard several times. To me, he's just, he's more thorough than that one fucking guy that was doing the, like, oh, you're not a man because you're leaning on your girl. Remember the green fucking lines? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that guy, like that guy's fucking stupid.

But this guy is even more calculated. And to a point where I'm like, that's kind of impressive. What was the grade? Because it's not like, it was a 13. It was like a three out of 10. He got a three out of 10, but he got like a 13 levels of symmetry on his face. It was just such meanery. It was just mean.

But here's the thing. It's true. No, it really like if you watch the videos like, I know I watched it. That is like it's obviously mean. That is the whole point of it. The whole point of grading somebody's face is fucking mean. It's a well-sourced savagery. Yeah, 100%.

I don't even know what I want to get. I don't even know what I would get. I just feel like I don't have the energy to see that. It got me curious enough to where I wanted to see more videos of that guy. I want to see what he would grade somebody who we deem is like objectively beautiful or whatever. Like somebody was like, oh, everybody thinks this person's beautiful. Larry King. They get a fucking.

Yeah, like Larry King. Like, yeah, like Larry King. Larry King looks like a creature that I find in the stuff. He looks like a ghoul. People that play D&D, look up what a ghoul is. Or just look up what a ghoul is in D&D. And Larry King has the same physicality as one. I swear to God.

I swear. I swear. Somebody called me a ghoul recently because I said like immediately, to be fair, immediately after this, this happened. I said, you got to hold L3 to breathe, man. Because in call duty, you have to hold it to like steady your breath or not? Yeah, yeah, yeah I thought I was just making fun

Of the guy For being a bad shot You know what I mean But people were like Oh, how could you? That's a good That's good I don't know what

How could People got people got You see my comments man People got fucking Salty I mean I was like damn Because you said it looked fake

And people It does I'm sorry Look I don't I don't think it looks fake I think it looks weird It looks loony 9-11

There's a lot of But that's the whole thing Though A lot of shit If you look at a lot Of disastrous moments It looks my first thought was I understood some people's sentiments of why they thought it could look fake,

but then when I thought about it a little longer, it was like, okay, Donald Trump would do something like that. That's the only part that looked weird to me was his photo ops. But then I'm like, that is Trump. As soon as he knew he was okay, he immediately went, I can use this to solidify me to be the president. Because before and many people, because I saw a lot of takes and many people disagree, but I don't think he was locked in yet. I don't think, I don't think Trump was locked in yet.

I thought he was locked in. I just, I definitely don't. I think he was winning so far 100%. I don't know about locked in the, he was up in the polls. But right, one thing that I know that especially the left was going to do once it became election time, a lot of them were going to sack up and just vote for Biden reluctantly. Because they right now, they're pretty disillusioned.

They're like, I hate this guy. He's old. He sucks. You know, he's responsible for tens of thousands of children being blown to pieces in Palestine. But at the end of the day, even with all that fucked up. shit I have to vote for them. So I didn't think it was over. Now I'm not even worried because people

are saying, well, the left's still going to vote the same. Yes, I'm worried about the right that were disillusioned that thought the election was stolen. Now I feel like they're going to hold cognitive dissidents, ignore that and still come out and vote anyway because they're going to vote for their fucking king. Well, the problem, the problem, the problem, the problem, definitely spawns back to the left. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 26. Ram, 500 Big Horn crew cab four by four for three sixty nine a month for thirty nine months with four thousand ninety nine due at signing tax title license extra no security deposit

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of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. This whole entire campaign being on like stopping, Donald. Trump. There's no policy right now. There's nothing. That's not true. That's not true at all. They're not, they're not spitting policy. There is policy, of course. There has to be policy.

Well, no, like, they're actually, see, the problem is, I actually, I paid into politics. I paid into a moderate degree. They actually, the problem is, this is the real problem. They, they're old, like, they say, they talk about how shitty Donald Trump is, but they're not talking shit. They actually need to talk shit. They need to, if they want to get, like, dumb, ass edgy, you know, if they want to start like a wave like what happened with Trump, I feel like

they would be best served because they already have everybody that's anywhere left leaning is already locked in. They're going to vote left. If they want to get anybody in the swing states or they want to get any, at least restore confidence in the people that like hate Biden, he needs to show some type of swagger. His policies are locked in. The proof of what he's done as president is actually kind of impressive. He's actually, I hate to say it, one of the better presidents that we've had, you would only know this if you pay attention. Most people don't pay attention so they don't know this. They don't know and they never will know because it doesn't, none of that shit matters. And why it doesn't matter? Because if it did matter, we wouldn't be in this mess in the first

place. If people cared about policy, if people cared about actually their well-being. Yeah, people don't care about policy. They don't. And that's kind of why. I agree people don't care about policy, but the whole thing is that the how to explain. Here's what matters. The fact that they've only been attacking Trump on a vocal standing point is what makes it so bad that now him being attacked. No, it doesn't matter. I think that doesn't put,

that doesn't make a good picture. I don't think any of that matters. I think what matters is that Donald Trump doesn't, Donald Trump speaks like a person and Joe Biden speaks like he can't speak. Yeah, he's, I think that's literally the only thing that matters. He's charismatic, man.

He's, uh, he's also just functional. Like, as an older person, he's like a, like, a, like, like, dude, I'm sorry. Even, there was like an interview that Biden gave, like, after all this. we're like, I don't even remember who the fuck he was sitting with. But he was like, the interviewer was like, oh, what do you, what are you going to do if you have another, um, uh, debate performance like that?

And he goes, I'm like, I don't know what the fuck you're saying. Yeah, yeah. Go away. And that's like, oh my God. And that's, and that's the thing. You know, you're right. But I will say, though, even like, let's, let's, let's take Obamna versus, let's take Obama.

versus Romna, Romney. Romney. Romna. Romna. Romna. Romna. Obama versus Romna. Romney was fucking a glass of milk.

That's all he was. He's plain. People were fucking like, and then there's Obama. It's one of things. It takes more than Biden just being coherent. Just being, listening.

Look, I've listened to, I've done enough research to listen to Biden throughout the years just to really compare it to how he is in these last two to three years. Oh, he's sick. It is fucking night. But see,

and that's the thing. Thank you for saying that because there's still too many fucking assholes that are trying to gaslight people and acting like he's fine. And that is, I think that is the biggest problem right now. We're just struggling on this one point. And unfortunately, even people that do that agree with us, like an AOC, knows that, well, Biden's not going to step down. So she has to reluctantly be like, we got to back this guy. And I'm like, there's too many people like us and younger that are like, I'm tired of being fucking. gaslit. And so those people

might stand on principle and not fucking vote. Oh yeah. That's very much all going to happen. And I'm just like, this is a fucking you know it would be great right now? If some fucking Chud was so angry that that happened to Trump that they explode Biden. And then they would be like ha ha. And we'd be like, fuck yeah, bro. What are you talking about? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I would have

also, yeah, it would have been like I told you. Is that we need your ammo back in the game and they kill you? They're like, that's one thing that I can't abide. like this is like moral grandstanding it's like you should make fun of like what happened to what happened to jokes are just jokes and what happened to like you can't say anything anymore and like like what the fuck?

Because because it's aimed at them. I know I understand that I understand that but I don't understand that I cannot I cannot take you seriously. That's ridiculous. That's fucking, oh you can't you can't make jokes about political violence or you can't call for political violence.

Motherfucker. JFK jokes been made for years. Dude 9-11 the day after day of that was being made fun of in the forums. I remember and then like even just beyond that, do you remember when fucking Paul Pelosi was like beating with a fucking hammer?

You got fucking hammer smashed in the fucking face. They got bludgeoned with a hammer and everybody was like, oh, oh, shame they couldn't get Nancy too. It's like, what the fuck? You don't, I don't, I do not respect your right to life if that's you. Like, quite frankly, like I just, you are genuinely,

a lot of people, I sincerely, you were insulted a lot of people. It's fine. How much better would the country be if they were gone? No, I'm not saying that. All I'm saying is, I'm saying that. All I'm saying is you cannot, I don't like, I don't like this blatant hypocrisy.

Like, it really infuriates me. Either we can make all these kinds of jokes or we can't. You can't pick and choose this shit. And if you do, you're a hack. And I do think, I'm better than you. I do think that. I believe that so firmly it's insane. And there's nothing that you could do to convince me except for maybe die and have a lot of people

show up to your funeral who say nice things about you. Maybe they'll be like, oh, he must have been a nice guy. But like I'm sorry like I can't you are I'm like how am I supposed to care on my on my honest truth right on my honest truth about things like that I'm very conflict right because you know People should never be harmed in general I don't believe the people should be harmed I don't believe that But I at the same time at the same time I live in a world where people do really fuck things Yeah, I think those people should absolutely be harmed if the if the universe Rights itself you deserve to get punched in your fucking mouth right right

If justice was real, if we actually had justice. If Captain America was really made and he was. We pretend to be, we pretend like it's like, oh, we can't wish harm on anybody. It was like, do we have any sympathy for pedophiles? Like, do we? No, that's the whole point. I'm, I'm a little different there. I have this argument with you more than once about that, like, the idea that like,

those people that are, they are still wrong for what they did and they should be punished to a degree, but rehabilitation should be the main thing. Right, but do you care if they get beaten up? Do you care if a pedophile gets beaten up? First of all, my, my, this is why come right? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on, sir.

Like, the first question is, do you think, like, say, because from, this is from my point of view, I think the people that are attracted to kids, that is something that they can't help. I do believe that as well. And so, just like a gay person, they're attracted to the same sex. Do you think that could be corrected through rehabilitation? No, no, not rehabilitation in the means of like that. Rehabilition, the idea of understanding that what they did. They know it's wrong.

Not, no, no, no, no, no. But that's like telling a fuck it all. A thief doesn't know they can't steal. No, no. It's not quite the same. Right. Yes, it is.

They know they can't fuck kids. No, I understand that. But my argument is the idea is that like what you call it, helping them truly come to understanding that the way they've really acted is because people. What understanding, sir? This is how people do things, right? What understanding?

Because a lot of them, a lot of people just have, they have their attractions or whatever it is, right? And though they still, because obviously usually people that do that, have had that done to themselves. And they do things like that because they do things like that. because they haven't come to terms of the base that they've experienced in various forms,

X, Y, and Z. And I think that people that go through that stuff need to understand like it is not the right thing to do. And I can't get past that. You said not the, they know it's not right. I think they know it's not right, but they still do it, right? And I think the idea is that for you to understand what you've done that is wrong, you have to, you have to truly come.

Like, like, it's more, it's more in depth than just being like you go to jail and you rot for your whole life. Because what happened is that people that. often, like, think of it like this, right? I have, I have fan members in my life who have done really, really bad things, right? And then they've gotten out of prison and do the time of them being in there, which is way more time they probably should have been there. But they were there.

They learned that what I did was truly wrong. So I want to help other people that have done, that are on the road to doing these terrible things to help better themselves and present them from doing things like that. But those terrible things, like, there's a scale. There's a difference between these things. And at the same time, I'm saying it's that someone that has not had someone directly I'm related to them. Because like obviously you can't tell a parent this shit that I'm saying right now.

Obviously. I'm very aware of this. I'm very aware of this. I'm not. That's why this is the nuanced conversation. That's why I'm not saying like oh, 100% I'm right. I just I think it's I think that I have pity. That is my nature. I think that people do things and they fuck up and they're not always their worst moments.

But at the end of there's a scale. There's a scale like if someone goes. I think that's like way too meditated. It's way too. Life ruining. Exactly. To just be like, whoa, you're going to rehabilitate. I think, um, no, you, you have, there's so much thought put into rape.

There's, there's, there's, it's, you don't just, it's not like you're a fucking tiger. I agree. I agree. Like, like, like, uh, whatever the fight. It's prey. I agree. I agree. I think it's, it's, it's a, it's my nature of wanting to be like, people don't deserve just get

fucking rolled out and rode over. I agree with a lot of things. But at the same time, that is also one of the most evil things you can do to somebody. Yeah, I just, I think, like, I don't have any, I don't, I don't, so I'm not, so I'm not saying it to say like, I'm 100% right on this, understand that. Is this like, I look, man, that is a really, I think, look, I, I, I, I genuinely think, sad as this is. Yeah. I think people, I think there's an inherent violence in people that needs to be satiated in some way. And I think, unfortunately, humans, they, there, this has been just a repeated pattern throughout, like, all of human history where there's, like, people subject. each other, right? And so to me, I think, like, if there's any group, quite frankly, that we could use to maybe exercise that demon, I can't think of a better group, quite frankly. Like, I don't know.

That's why I'm like, Joe, Joe, throw him in the Coliseum. Like, sincerely, like, I don't know. I think that's one of the worst crimes you could admit, man. I think, like, it's, like, it's, I can't really think of anything worse than that, like, genuinely coming to my brain, I can't. I don't think that unless you are, no, I can't. The only thing that I could think of that's even close is

singing for Imagine Dragons, I think. That's like pretty close. Committing like one man genocides. I think that's only you out there doing it is the only thing. I think that's like this is. And then Imagine Dragons. And Imagine Dragons. Then pedophilia.

Yeah. Right. The Imagine Dragons is worse. It's more not good. Nah, dude. That's, I understand. you trying to have that mature, nuanced conversation. I get that.

I do understand where you're coming from, but I would hold those conversations for mostly nonviolent crimes. Like, say, theft is one thing that I excuse quite a bit because a lot of people are just stealing from my corporations that I don't give a fuck about. And a lot of times people are doing it out of necessity. A lot of times people do think because of the way that I think of how I don't care about corporations having all this fucking money

that they don't think there's anything wrong with it. So that conversation I can have. I feel about, like, because I actually feel like the way the way I feel about theft is like, I actually think, I don't know, if you go into like a place with like a gun or something, like and rob the place, I think you're a piece of shit. Well, that's more than this theft though.

Well, that's what I said. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But what, but what? But I don't know. Like, there's, dude, if you, I don't know. If you can, if you can, right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals, well qualified current FCA lessees,

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

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Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Slip something past at Walmart. you've earned it. I think there's zero wrong with that. I literally, I genuinely... Well, I also just feel like, I don't know, like, here's my only problem. I think things cost things, right? Things cost things are obviously, right? Here's my problem. But the thing is that it's a corporation. At the same time, they back's back, like, this is a corporation. You're not stealing

from Ben down the street who needs their bread to feed their kid. Right. You're stealing from the conglomerate that is Walmart. And though I think it's still not right to steal because of the fact that so many other people still use their hard-earned money to pay for the things doing the right thing. And then for you to come and break that rule and steal is inherent a respect with your fellow man. That is where I come from. But at the same time, corporations can suck most of my dick. Well, I think the only negative,

the only negative downside to it is the corporation itself taking it out on their employees because that's what they do. So when there's, when there's too much, the fucking tiger in a, in a break room in like Michigan? They beat the tiger, but like still,

they fucking did that. They barely beat the, it's Walmart. They didn't barely. They beat it. That tiger got like one swing on. They were like, oh, fuck you.

When they pinned it down and stomped on it. It's Walmart workers versus a tiger. That tiger. no chance. Let me tell you. The Walmart workers are pretty, they're pretty gritty because they're in the trenches. The idea of people jumping a tiger and killing it is crazy.

The idea of there's a moment in that fight that the tiger is terrified. And really wants to get out of there. It's hilarious. You can look up the video of this happens. It's, it's crazy. Look up Walmart tiger. There's a moment where the tiger does this and looks at them scared. It's like, oh, wow, this is a hungry-ass tiger.

This poor beast knows he's in. Anyway, I don't know That's pretty much What they do Trump, I don't know man Trump almost got assassinated That would have been fucking crazy I'm not gonna lie to I'm not morbidly curious

About what that alternate reality would have been Like dude like I'm so Like how the fuck would you not be curious Like oh my God We almost we almost like went into We don't I feel like we actually almost got plunged into something That would like really shake shit up And there is part of me that was like

Oh it's okay So he just got kind of hurt I don't think anything's really Okay I mean It's somewhat underwhelming Not that I wanted it to happen But it's just like

Man I've been I guess what I'm saying is like I'm really thirsty for like a big like shakeup and a big change. And I don't really see that happening. You be the person to cause. Even even even with Trump winning after this and like I know people are like oh, Trump's the end of democracy. I don't really believe that. I think it's going to be remarkably.

I feel like it's going to be remarkably underwhelming for a lot of people. I disagree. Okay. Yeah. All right. You know why I disagree? Because that's basically how I felt in 2016. And it was true.

And it absolutely wasn't true. That's like a straight white male talking. male talking. Like, this is literally like the real shit right here. Because for a lot of people, that is so far from being your experience, it is fucking insane for you to even say that. What are you talking about? That is exactly my point.

Democracy is still here. Democracy, you fool. Arguably. What's what I'm talking about? You said, no, that is one fucking example, but saying things being different, very different. Things are very different. That was what you also said. That is the main point.

In the context of democracy, my guy. In the context of democracy, you're right. It's still here. Whoa. It's still, it's still, it's still, it's still,

so, now, well, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, focus on that now

because you said, you said a couple of things. So, like, as far as democracy disappearing, uh, there is a genuine, it's,

I would say it's 50-50. Why I say it's 50-50? Because it depends on what Trump wants to do. Trump wins. It depends on what he wants to do. Because him pack in the Supreme Court, you know, six to three.

The two people that he's going to put in. that is the biggest, well, like, It's already a majority. Yeah, I agree. It's already fucked because it's already a majority conservative. It's already fucked.

It's four, right? No, six. So like, say, like, dude, six four? Fucking, no, like, isn't there nine? There's nine, right? I thought it was, I'm sorry, my bad. Anyway, so the whole thing is it's lopsided. And that's why everything keeps happening in his favor where it's to get away from all the obvious crimes that he did.

And they're like, oh, they can do whatever they want now. And it's under our advisement. So basically, as long as he said, I did it as command. and chief, they'll review it and be like, cool. So maybe for Biden, if he tried to do something, maybe they would deny him because it's fucking lopsided. But for Trump, they've already proven that they're doing all this for him. Just like that fucking judge dropped the thing outside of him being the president,

not giving back those files, which should have been the strongest case for that he's doing illegal shit. Yeah. She just dropped it. She did some really unprecedented shit. Like, in this world we're in right now, and if it made any sense, she would have been kicked out a long time ago just for fucking Trump appointed her. Trump appointed all these judges.

Basically, Trump, if he comes president, he can have the power of the king if he wants. Just like Sotomayor talked about gave an example of like you basically just gave him free reign to do whatever the fuck he wants. If he so chooses. So it all comes down to if he chooses and wants to do that. So to me, saying like I don't think it could be, it literally could if he wants it to be. It could. But it has it statistically just hasn't been.

Because nothing like this. has happened before. Oh my God. What I'm saying is every time people say the end of the world is, and this is by the way, I don't give a fuck about that. Never mind. No, no, look at you. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. How about it? Stay on topic. Every part of someone said the end of the world.

That's the topic. That's the topic. No, the topic is you said democracy. Oh my God. Listen, dude. No, listen. You're acting like it's wild. But remember when I said something and you said, I was talking about the end of democracy. Right. The end of the world is not the end of democracy. No, but you just, bro.

Can you Don't fucking insult my intelligence, brother? Listen to what the fuck I'm saying. Stick on the topic then. Every time somebody says, that is not who we're talking. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, whoa. No, listen to me.

Listen to me. I hope you all die. Do you understand what I'm saying? Easy. I understand what I'm saying. No, no, no, that's not what I'm asking. That's not what I'm asking. Hold on.

Let me ask you a question. When I was told to stick on topic of the democracy thing, and then I did. And then he started talking about whenever someone says something about the end of the Well, that's not. No, no, no, no. His conversation about that is to continue it to elaborate on the hyperbolic nature of people saying that it'll be the end of X, Y, and Z when whatever Y happens, right? That is what he's trying to say, right?

Though I disagree with what Chris's statement is, because the shit that's happened, obviously, with that whole entire damn near appointing a king shit. Look, Donald Trump is a fucking extreme narcissistic man that I would not. would not be surprised if he's like I want to wear a crown and I want people to follow me with redbirds on their back I want a big robe I want a large robe because because he's just he's an artistist right so I was so he would he would he I would it would not shock me for him to do tyrannical things with the power he's appointed right yeah and that is very possible so what happens is very so what happens that the by the nature of that democracy is inherently danger. I think democracy is always in danger, quite frankly. It has always been in danger. That's true.

Here's the way the, my perspective is we won't really know what any of this means until four years from now, which is very frustrating because a lot of this comes down to whether or not he will actually concede or like if he wins and then there's an election or if there will be, that will be the deciding factor. And then I think that's when everything is going to crumble. If there is an election, then I mean, I think we'll know by 2026. because I think he's already said things that he would do he's going to be dictating the first day. He's already said things that he was going to do

with his agenda 47. He's already said what he's going to do. Like this is like the thing is like again, this is like I know most people don't fucking follow politics. I know most people don't know like agenda 47. What's that? I'm like, it's on his fucking website. Read. God damn it.

Read. Like people don't read. They don't care. Of course. I do. Like this shit is upsetting. So here's the thing. It is very likely he can absolutely throw

the world into chaos with his decisions. Just like I said, he will stop giving aid to Ukraine and they're 80% of the weapons that they get are from us. They will fucking be demolished and then the Soviet Union 2.0 will start. The rest of fucking Europe will have to get involved

plunge into, that is a huge possibility if he wins. Yeah. That most likely will happen. And then just to make sure he protects himself and his legacy and his family, he can do things that will be like, ah, I should probably be president again. And he can't do it. he literally can do it.

If that happens, then like, that will be, that will be it. And that's a very reasonable response for you to say. That's when I think everything will actually like, okay, well, now we're going to kill people. I think that's a very reasonable response, but that's basically was not what was being communicated before. It's like, I don't think anything's going to happen. I'm like, I feel like that's a little. I don't think you can just assume what the future will be. We're not assuming what the future.

We're saying that is a very big possibility that's something can happen. Right. But here's what I'm saying. It's like you, this is kind of what I was trying to get at before. the irresponsibility of the messaging has led us here. I agree. And the irresponsibility of like everything.

What do you mean by that? I mean, you lived through it. You remember when everybody, like a Nazi this, Nazi this, right? Everything.

Fucking everything. Everybody was like Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, shit's like, dude, listen, you might feel that way, but you can't fucking do that because you mobilize people that way.

This is a, dude, if there was ever a party that was like victimhood, plus. It's that group. They're going to consolidate the left can't consolidate

around a single person. They're incapable of working together. I don't know what the fuck it is about It's crazy. It's the nature of the people that are on the left. They don't have principles in the same way So they're just going to pile out

They're going to see somebody Being attacked and attacked and attacked And they're going to be like, that's our guy. That's our guy. It's like, motherfucker. Play the game. Play the game.

Yeah, I mean, I get to like. It's frustrating. The left, the leftist failed us in that aspect. They do. They fucked up with Bernie. so bad. They did. I can't even Hillary Clinton is such a fucking phenomenal bitch. I can't even believe it. I really

cannot believe how she was just in there because she felt entitled to it. And that's it. So that's what Biden's doing now. And look, the one thing I'll say though about, because like voting statistics, like you say, Hillary won the popular vote, more people wanted her to be, but the

electoral college is bullshit, of course. So Trump won this one time. He only won one time. He didn't win the second time. They're not as mobilized or organized as online makes it appear to be. Oh, 100% like the voting. Even though all those people are like, oh, I love Trump, most of them still didn't turn up the vote. So that's just kind of like the thing about online versus what is actually happening. Yeah, the internet's not reality. And so the thing is, and why I feel

like before this event that happened, I think it was much closer than people thought because like me just paying attention to like say actual voting and the polls and what people are probably going to do and what they historically do at the end of the day. They're like, Fuck, I have to. I have to vote for this guy. They'll hold out as long as they can with their fucking polling and shit like that. But then when it comes down to it, they're going to vote for this fucking old decrepit piece of shit. And so the best thing that would happen right now is there's some, like I said, some angry fucker just explodes Biden. And then all we can't say that legally.

People on the right would be all ha ha. And because they haven't, they haven't understood the entire time that like, bro, there's probably like six people in the United States. They're like, yeah, Biden's pretty cool. And there's probably like six people. And everybody else is like, fuck, I have to, I guess I have to vote for this fucking asshole. It would be a really funny day. They don't think, just like when, when Trump lost, they were so confused. They're like, I don't get it.

Everybody hates Biden. And I'm like, yes, dude. But they hate Trump more than they hate Biden. So they will vote for Biden because they hate him more. They don't understand that. It's a really big failing of our side pillar. You're gay. Because being a left-maning person, what happens is that we are, we have these.

things called morals and principles, right? So what happens is that when someone does something fuck, we're like, you suck, fuck you. And then we put them out to pastor. More on average, you're definitely, you're thousand percent right. So what happens is that we never have a person to be like, oh, we'll stand by you.

Because every, because, you know, people that suck shouldn't have mass followings and be praised by people. It'd be great if that was how. We don't, we don't do that. The biggest, the biggest problem really is going to be in, I mean, ironically, Republican states probably. You know, because like there's a lot of, like, even just with like abortion stuff, right?

Like, that's not really going to affect us here. You know what I mean? So it's really this, I mean, I feel bad. We're in a blue state. We're not going to, we're not experiencing. Yeah, Gavin, Gavin was like, you know, he was like, whatever. So it wasn't, Gavin. Can't even imagine it.

Well, the thing is I think, I think logically he will be the next nominee and he'll do. I think people would, I think people were going to be so much happier. Because all the, all the, the, the rights going to be like, oh, pandemic, pandemic. And it's like, yeah, that was fucking. years ago. Shut up. Yeah. I mean, think, I don't know. Do you think of somebody who's, who would be more of, I can think of some people that are better, but I'm thinking realistically. Oh, realistic. Who would be, who would be the best, the best choice for us right now?

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Oh, you're right. Like eight minutes, eight minutes before, like, the president got shot. Um, but no, but all in all seriousness, I wish John Stewart would step up and, and just fucking just run. I do. Wait. As far as like a celebrity candidate, yeah, he's probably the best one.

You mean like John Stewart? Yes, 1,000 percent. Oh yeah, he would fucking turn Trump a half. He would turn somebody like that at half. Yeah, he would, because he knows how to talk. Well, he's just a charismatic person who seems, charismatic. He's, he's, he's smart, even outside of this fucking show.

His podcast, his books. Like, he's a very fucking smart. He cares about the troops. That's kind of, the thing that got me was like when he was, um, he, because he was fighting for like the 9-11 relief people. Yeah. For like ages. Uh-huh.

And he gave like a lot of, it's like, okay, so he cares at the very least. He's, I, I'd feel comfortable with that. As far as like a celebrity candidate goes, like, I can't think of anybody else who, I think, I think that's a, but even as like, an actual politician. That's what I want. I wouldn't. I want a real policy. I just, I don't know, man.

I would, like, say, I don't know how, because I know it's 35. which is arbitrary fucking age but like say if it was I think something that that would unite people on the left more because of the age and say just and also looks all right AOC now AOC obviously is kind of problematic

with a lot of people like oh her she has a lot of venom but I think that's what we need I think people need like they need some they need some flame dude the venom comes across is insincere though because it's, she's kind of, and I understand the game. I understand like the politics of it where it's like, okay, I'm going to like soften my, you know, soften my contributions to like appeal to the party.

But like she's not really like as, she's not acted as radical as she kind of advertised. I just, I just mean like say her attitude. It's a good attitude. Yeah. Like her, like it's, I'm because really when it comes to, here's the thing. The, it's going to be a very long time or almost probably. never when it comes to people just having perfect policy someone who is like a bernie sander who is Bernie Sanders who's like oh uh we're talking about just catching up to european countries in

canada that's kind of the low bar and i don't because of uh of how much control corporations have over our congress i don't see that happening i just the only way it would not happen is is if us collectively were like, none of these people are being voted back in. They're not being voted. We're going to vote for people who have clean voting records and who aren't going to be bought and paid for. But I just don't see that happening in any realistic setting. So as far as getting a politician that's going to actually do the bidding of Americans, I just don't know if that could happen.

Yeah. So to me, I'm like, it's frustrating. At the very least, get someone who will keep us in the Paris Accords, who won't fucking keep selling out, you're buying, the EPA, destroying the environment more, like, shit like that. The best help that you can really have is like, I don't know, hopefully getting his ear shot off has altered him in some way. Where he's a little sympathetic or what?

I don't know. I feel like you can't, you don't come away from something like that unchanged, do you? He did at the R&C. He looked a little different. Yeah. He looked a little like, like I almost, it was weird. I will say, it did kind of humanize him a little bit. But then he having that fucking elf ear thing kind of like distracted the fuck out of me.

Yeah, look, I don't know. I don't, I don't, I generally just, look, I don't like Trump at all. I think, um, well, I think he's funny. But I don't think, uh, the whole Epstein stuff weirds me out. There's like too much smoke there for there not to be firing for that. That's, that's weird. Joe Biden's also really suss in that aspect too. So I don't, I don't really love any of the options right now.

But the optimist in me hopes that like, okay, well, dude, almost getting shot. must kind of trigger something in you that's like, oh, this is real. Because it's not even just like you got shot in like a like a bulletproof vest or something or like your leg or something. That was like that was like a molecule away from being like a JFK type situation. And I just don't know. You got to be a pretty inhuman person, which is I don't know. You got to be a politician in general.

I guess. Genuinely. To some degree. To be a president, you got to have some sort of inhumanity. Sure. Because you got to be like, it's okay. We're going lighting this. place up with bombs.

So you know, you gotta be inhuman, the nature of me. My hope is that, I couldn't do that. I would cry. My hope is that like this kind of is a wake-up call

to maybe like tone things a little bit down. I don't know how realistic that is. I think that catch already out the bag, we'll see, we'll see. I love that optimistic point of view. I guess we'll see. I will say the first statement that he released

was a good start, but because I personally thought, when I first found out, I found out through, I was watching the UFC, the first fight, and then the guy gets on the mic, I just really try to take out

my boy Donald Trump and I'm like what I'm thinking like it's just some bullshit right I'm like what are you talking about I went on Twitter and I saw literally oh they literally tried to kill them yeah I was like okay I found out all that should immediately and I was like yo I was playing concord on stream so he was like you got Trump got shot and I was like oh whoa really yeah oh I was kind of like remarkably because like the thing is to be is like Trump got shot and Trump was killed are two different things because like if he got shot it's like okay so he's not dead, you know, because okay. I mean, so I guess

nothing's changing, really. It's still pretty wild just like that even happened, right? It is a wild historical event undoubtedly. It is. This is like a thing. I just never, I don't think any of us ever perceived that happening. However, because I would say years ago, I was thinking, how come no one shot this

motherfucker? Like, I've thought about this before. I'm like, the amount of people. Yeah, so polar it's such a polarizing person. Realize how dangerous he has been become to, you to really like say what happened with overturn of Rovi. Well, just a billion things that have happened. Oh yeah. And a lot of

things that he did. Dude, even the fucking PPPPPP loans. Oh, did like, PPP, PPP, the PPP, PPP, Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee loans. But no, no, like, so much, so much wacky shit that has happened. I was like, okay, I was actually surprised that nobody's, some people haven't, like, there's some underground group that have all tried to, you know, like, do something. Like, I was actually, I'm be honest, I was surprised at

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder,

and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Maybe I'll go out as a hero. Do you think that this is like, what if he did it for Jody Foster? That would be crazy. I don't know. What do you mean? What are the context is doing something for a woman? You're trying to get pussy, I guess. You're at least trying to look. You're trying to look good.

You don't know about the Reagan assassination, how he did it for Jody Foster? That's not true, right? That's very true. I don't like this. Dude, every time there's been an assassination attempt is from my, except, well,

I guess Lee Harvey Oswald, well, that's not true. But there's just been this weird connection. These people have some weird, like this famous woman. They're doing it. It's women, man. It's always just some bullshit where it's like,

they're trying to, impress someone or they got instructions from someone. Dude, I bet you a million dollars. Franz Ferdinand was killed because that guy was trying to impress him lady. The idea of, I bet everything I have on that. The fucking dude that was a set. The black hand, the guy from the fucking black hand. Who sparked the world wars, yes.

The guy that started the change of human history. Yeah, that dude. Isn't it crazy though that like, this is what I think about like simulation theory and stuff like that because of that event where the dude was in the fucking wrong place. He was in the wrong place and they turned, I forgot, something happened that made them turn down the wrong road and then he happened to be like, holy shit, I thought I missed my fucking opportunity and here he comes. And I'm just like, doesn't that happen on like Sims? Isn't that like, it's such a coincidental thing that happened. You're like, bro, isn't that like Sims type shit? Sometimes I wake up. Sometimes I wake up and like if I'm sleeping and there's like a bunch of tubes on me and I'm in this capsule and then I freak out and I fall back to sleep and I wake up. And I wake up. And I wake up. And then I freak out and I fall back to sleep and I wake up. like in my bed. I hate that tube thing from the that is the most fucking traumatizing

thing ever. Humans are such a bad source of info for energy too towards like I hate the idea of that like we're just all tubed up in some shit. I'm like what do they? Why? Why won't they just get fucking better resources than use and let humans go

extinct? I don't understand that. I don't know why man. I still love the Matrix though I don't care. I don't give a fuck how stupid that is. I love that movie. If I die in their side after this, I've been like, dude, what the fuck was going on, bro? I just want to be one of the overlords. Because I feel like it's probably like cubicles.

I just want to be an overlord. Cubicle, it needs cubicles at universe. That's what I think. So there's just some fucking nerd loser fucking overlord that is like, all right, run the simulation. And it's for testing. They're getting paid like the equivalent of what's

minimum wage of here. That's insane. That's what our universe is. What is overlord minimum wage? And then what do they go and buy in their, They go buy in their universe Of McDonald's and a fucking order of fries

And they're like, y'all, I'm really not doing good My fucking, my fucking Endoplasms is really off the charts My wife's been really bitching at me I can't play my celestial card game But I heard fucking yelling at me I keep done losing my microplasms My macroblasms

My damn bioem all fucked up You got my biome fucked up I need to see you in the office right now So yes, I don't know, whatever Don't assassinate anybody Yeah, don't do that. That person probably thought, like I said, Republican probably hates Trump. That is a lot of people.

We remember, so he's just like, fuck this guy. He fucked everything up. He made things infinitely worse, and now he's not even alive to see what he's done. Yeah. It just doesn't. Generally speaking, assassinations lead to really bad things. Also, generally speaking. People read policies.

Please start reading policies. Please start absorbing information because it's the world is in a kooky fucking place. And it can only get, it can get better, but it only gets better with us armaged those information. That is the biggest problem that America has in general. And I'm sure it's on purpose that we are taught such flimsy amounts of information. We're not really geared towards learning. I think we need to. Also vote.

Huh? Also vote. I think we need to introduce, I think we need to introduce insects and animal life in biomes where they don't belong to destabilize the universe, to destabilize the world. The universe. They did the universe. Start putting fucking bees in space. We detach from, we somehow get out of the fucking the sun's gravitational pool. You would die.

You would die like in a few minutes. I wish we'd lived in a world where everything was so fun. Everything was so good that we had, we had the free time to do really expensive things for no other reason than for our own. Like, let's put a tiger in cryosleep in a capsule. and shoot it at that distant planet. I want to see what, like, as a country, and let's just see what happens. Put a camera on.

I want that. No, but it might you, dude, it might survive. It might thrive. If, if, its DNA might start a whole new tiger world. Yeah, you could be, dude, we get a tiger friend. It's going to be too cold. It's literally Earth, like, it's terrifying. It's terrifying, the fact that how perfect of a place Earth is for life at sometimes.

Clearly because we evolved here. Wouldn't it have to be. Yeah, we evolved here. It's also like that. It's also like, when you think about how hazardous the world is, that's not even true. That's the fact that like the earth hurts us too. That's why like I'm very sure we're alien. The vast majority of the world is uninhabitable.

You said the vast majority? Yes. Like for, we're talking about like 70% of the oceans. Yeah. So you're right. Okay. So fundamentally. Fundamentally.

Fundamentally. But even on land, there's like so like the thing that really. And I learned this kind of like. early on where every time I would go outside, regardless of like, specifically in the summer, it's like, oh, you got to wear your sunscreen. I was like, what are you talking about? We're not going like the beach. And just like, oh, I thought it was for like to prevent yourself from getting burned, you know, sunburn. That's what I thought it was. And it was like, no, no, the sun gives you cancer. Like, when I found out, what are you talking about? What is the only thing that allows us to be here

and it gives us cancer? That's insane. When I found out the point. When I found out the point. planet gate kept certain people from places. Like that was a real thing. What you're talking about? The idea is like, you're too pale. You can't be here. It's too sunny. Get the fuck out of here.

That's true. Like that's crazy. It's like you're not, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy. Whoa. Go back to those mountains, friend. The sun shines too much. Whoa, whoa, whoa, dark skin person. You can't get any air out this air.

It's too cold out here for you to be here. Get up out of here. And it's like, what? I really do. We get gate kept by the world. And then the beast, we got things on the planet that can see at night time and eat us. And then we befriended some of them And they live in our house now

We forgot to mention that We forgot to mention that I have it on my list here We forgot to mention that Boogie is still gay Oh yeah Locale lies Still? So he's still gay He so obviously he lied

And he admitted it It's like not like Occam's razor Yet again Now he just lied He didn't he didn't say he lied But he said that This is so funny And that last stream

Where everything blew up He was even He even pantomimed to, I don't know if that's the right word. He showed, not pantomime because he actually did it. He showed his phone to his child girlfriend or whatever the fuck. She's like, what is she like 12 or something? I forget.

Yeah. But like, so he showed his guy is his fucking nine-year-old girlfriend. Stop. Stop. The same way. It is really bad. Does that have a nine-year-old girlfriend? 21-year-old girlfriend.

Okay. That is, stop saying nine. After college we just had. Stop saying nine-year-old girlfriend. You showed his 21-year-old girlfriend minus 11 girl. a piece of shit or whatever and fucking anyway

so he showed he showed his girlfriend who was a Gerber baby he was a and he said he acted like he acted like he had the results on his phone or some shit

I can see that like it shows what he had the poly of scythera of uh... Psythemia Sytheria vera Cytheria of it he probably fucking

Polly Cithettheria That is a crazy level. Like he literally held it up to his girlfriend and said, like, read it. It's there, right? Yeah. It's probably just like a photo of his fucking inflamed nuts. It's like some insane. Probably his purple legs or something.

Purple. Purple. Do you know his legs are purple, man? You know they are. There's no circulation. His legs look like a clothed woollywanka. Is that Willy Wonka or Boogie's legs? Or Boogie's legs?

That's amazing. That is amazing. Is that the entire body of Willie Wonka or Boogie's legs? Somebody fucking stop me. That is. Somebody stop me, dude. That is amazing. Oh, my fucking God.

I hope I get into a mass of the situation without any of the powers. So I just die. I can't believe somebody like he is with, you know, you don't need to diagnose him as a pathological liar. He is. There is. that level of lying is incredible. Yeah.

That is incredible. Dude, you, and then he'll, oh, I'm standing on principle. Like, shut the fuck up. Nobody believes you. He's just, say something believable. Dude, like, I've been in a situation where, like, I'm trying to avoid trouble at all costs. And I'm like, I'm just going to lie my way out of this. You know? Yeah. And if it gets that bad, sometimes you got, it gets a really, really bad stuff you got to do it, you know?

Sometimes it's a matter of survival. But, like, bro, there's a point. where you just got to like admit it. Just admit like get your thought, okay. But like to keep it. You guys get him, right? To keep it stretched out for as long as he kept it. Right.

He's so insane. But you guys understand why, right? Because he's so white. Wow. Yeah, yeah. No, I don't know. Open history book, all I gotta say. He's a sick fella.

Why do you think? He lives in Arkansas, right? Yeah. Wow. Well, yeah. Oh, wow. The thing about him is that. Or is that book.

No, I shouldn't say that. Stop, stop. Me. Stop. Boogie. He's just, he's, he's, he's, you're related. I love you, boogie. I wouldn't be surprised, to be honest.

His niece. He met her, he met her at a fucking Kinsingerer that he, some reason, supposed to be at. He was at a Kinsenietta. I met you at your birth. He was at a chambalant for some reason at a Kinsenguella and it's like, why was he there? But okay. Why? Why?

Who, fine. Whatever. But the idea is that he's just, he's just given up, dude. Like, he's effectively kind of just giving up. He's giving up. It makes me sad to be a human Ever that low He's sick of feeling

He guys are cuts But it's also He just fucking he's a victim now He's like I'll just play victim Because it feels better Because people are nice to me when I'm a victim When I have kids, people aren't this mean to me I'm boogey

I fully believe he's a genuine nice There was a significant event that happened I can't remember There was a significant event that happened Before he Said the cancer thing Something Oh

The crypto he lost He lost all his money. Yeah, the crypto thing. So he lost all of his money in crypto because like a fuck. I don't understand. I know somebody who did the same thing happen to him. They just didn't understand. They thought they can invest like rich people.

And I'm like, bro, no, these are for pumping dumps. How did you not know this? Pump and dump. Like even when when Doge went to the moon, I put in a little bit of money. It's because he's lying. You know, I put in three figures, got four figures back. And then you're done with it. And you leave.

You don't leave your fucking money in fucking Doge or whatever the fuck they left their money in a, I don't know what crypto coins they use. It's not like, okay, Bitcoin is probably Welcome to Comcoin. It's the only thing that has been pretty stable. And it is lost significantly, but it's still pretty fucking high. Yeah, but anyway. I hope I got some Bitcoin somewhere.

That'd be great. I hope. Yeah. When you told me that story, I don't, stop. I almost hit you, dude. I almost punched in a mouth. Yeah, you're making me, I'm, I feel ashamed. You should do it to yourself.

You should do yourself. Listen, listen. I whipped myself vigorously. Vigorously. The idea of like angle on it while you make the whip hit your side of your room and then come back hit you with a back because you did some dumb shit. Like, sorry, I got to work myself. People thought I was shooting a 60 caliber fucking gun. No, you were just fucking getting genetic memories.

I was funny. I saw like, I appeared for a second on the set of roots. Like I got hit and then I saw them filming it and then I went back to where I was. The idea of that is crazy. The idea of that white man yells at chew her for. some reason you're just seeing you you you just see to your great great granddad's eyes and just being like this and you're like whoa if you go back and if you go back and if you go back and watch roots you are there for one frame just like in the middle it's more future me

like it's not even me right now it's me a few years ahead of right now do you know that you know that's like what's going on that's not even me yet that's not even me yet can you have me the iPad it's plugged it I forgot do you know that me ma'am all I was it The meme? Yeah, you know the band The Meme? I'm sure there is one. Like the hooves and the memes? No, you know that scene from the roots where he's like, your name's Toby and then he keeps saying Kuntikinti?

Like he won't back down. Do you know that scene? Kuntikinti Kut. There's a thing, and I know this is really like offensive technically, but like the song Hired by Creed or it would go like, money, your name's Toby. No, it's Kuntakinti. And it was just like that whole scene played out through the lyrics of hire, like the melody of higher. And it actually works. I'm a beat this inward.

I am genuinely. I'm going to wear his back. I don't think I know any of the lyrics to that song really outside of the chorus. Let's go there. I know there's like. Let's make our escape. All you got to do is like, like. clinch and then sing through your jaw.

You got to limit yourself on purpose. I do like the with arms wide open. It's about his stupid gay son. Is his son both stupid and gay or is he just like a kid? This is my stupid gay son. He's not stupid because he's gay. Yeah, he's just stupid and gay.

But he's not stupid and gay. stupid. It was weird. Like he came out and it just looked exactly like Scott Stab. It was crazy. Yeah, it was just came out, the baby came out,

and I was like, where, where, where, where, where daddy, where did I get my bottle? I just pooped my pants.

I just pooped my pants. Is that even impressive? at that point that he wrote that song if that's like just how he speaks it's just no it's in fact him just talking I guess he's all ashamed to he's like I didn't even try no but is it impressive that the way he speaks

is a hit song or is it not impressive that he made a hit song that's just lazy I think it's somewhere in the middle it's somewhere in the middle of those two things I think it's shameful I think it's unimpressive for all parties like when we learn that

oh he's just talking and then him he's like yeah there's that weird interview where he was talking about how he had a forked penis I don't really even know what a fork You know what's crazy I don't even know what a fork penis really is It's a penis that looks like a fork Yeah

So silver It still has the floor skin and everything Same color But it just looks like a fork It's yeah What are you understanding The idea of a penis is like a fork actually Like it's nothing phenotypical about a penis

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion.

$20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your

cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Yeah. Like an eating utensil. Yeah. Like someone in a dart could grab that and try to eat their fucking boss. with it. I'm sure there's plenty of porn out there with that dude. Standing over some bitch's plate, feeding their fucking spaghetti.

Her bitch. Eat their spaghetti. Did you know that Eminem has a fucking restaurant called mom spaghetti? I had no fucking idea. I thought that was fake. I thought that was fake. Somebody said that today.

It was fake for a while. Then it actually became a real thing. Yeah. That is so insane. They only do spaghetti and meatballs, actually. They don't do anything else. Oh, that's insane.

First of all Spaghetti's kind of like I mean It's mid It's crazy It's delicious Spaghetti is like the most mid pasta It is the most mid pasta

Yes but it's still delicious It's pasta If it's there I'll eat it But I'll never go out of my way to get it It's good Like there's like there's Bainé There's everything that's better

Than there's like linguine Like that If someone is cooking If someone is cooking me spaghetti I'll eat it And I'll enjoy it 100% But like I don't think I would ever

I don't think I've ever I've never got in my way to get it On my own I've never went out to get it And I've never made it for myself I've never once I've never ordered spaghetti as a grown man I was an adult I haven't ordered me I'm sure yeah as a kid

Spaghetti was fucking awesome It's fine Slurping the noodles It's fun Mom would be all pissed because it's all over your fucking face You start roughing on your arms On your clothes quickly You turn your white shirt into a tie guy

Like tomato sauce things like you got fucking shot It looks like you were you're giving a speech In Philadelphia There's a moment where you actually take the spaghetti straight up and put it on your shirt And then start trying to strain the sauce out of the spaghetti Yeah, exactly. And your mom beat you savagely in the restaurant.

I was just eating spaghetti. It's all good. I was eating at mom's spaghetti, and they shot me. They shot at me, and it was crazy. M&M shot me in the end. Eminem shot me. Because he said venom. I didn't like that.

Venom, venom, venom, venom, venom, venom. Venom. Venom, venom, venom, venom. Venom, venom, venom, venom. Venom, venom, venom. Venom, venom. Venom. The idea of Marshall matters running

running into mom. Spaghetti to shoot Trump shouting venom, venom. Benham. Is hilarious. Did you guys see the Shane Gillis thing on like Tony's Hill Tony when he was dressed as Trump? Oh, and the other guy was Biden, right? No, I don't think that was. Yeah, there was another guy next to him dressed as Biden.

I didn't see the guy that is Biden. But Shane Gillis said some shit that was so fucking funny. It was, yeah, yeah. We can't see on the podcast. There's quite a few offensive words in it. It's good. But I was laughing. I was in tears laughing at the epidemic, right?

Yeah. He's very good. He's very good. Funny as fuck. Yeah. Yeah, that's what the first thing that I saw and I knew it was going to circulate immediately was his impressionation of like, oh, what would Trump sound like if he got shot? I was like, I was like, oh, I can't wait for that to be pulled up and then, of course. Yeah, it's very.

And the motherfucker's, oh, we didn't say, just real quick before you go questions. I tweeted out, and I'm sure many people were thinking it, like, oh, I wonder how fast this is going to be a shirt. Oh, yeah, yeah. And then I think it was seven minutes after I tweeted that I saw the first link. Within minutes. Seven minutes. I was just like. I almost bought one.

That it's a good picture To be honest It is like you can't deny that that's a really good picture He's so fucking like the amount He's like he It's just like when we do shots or when you do thumbnails You don't just do one thing You if you ever like

If you ever posing for a thumbnail You know how people like Sometimes I would do that Like I would do multiple like Even if I'm doing the same like Whatever whatever it is I'm doing it multiple times So there's options

He like and the amount of times He pumped his fist to make sure that there was the right, like he I was like, I hated how calculated and brilliant that was because you don't ever want to give that dude any flowers. But you kind of have to for that, man. It's smart. I wouldn't

do that shit if I got shot on the fucking ear. Like that shot, I'd be on the floor fucking trying to worm my way out of the woods. To be fair, he did hear that like shoot her down. Yeah, but see, the idea of... I guess you don't know if there's another one. That's the whole thing. To me, that's the thing. Oh, shoot her down. I don't know the whole situation.

That's still, I have been You're going to slither out like a snake. Literally, I've been your active gunshots before and I am down. The stairs, you're going down the stairs and it's like, fucking just slithering down. You do that, you do that stupid. You're fast like a snake. You're actually doing it. I'm using all of my muscles in my body correctly, dude.

You come out the other side, 100 pounds less. You leave. The sheer amount. You leave so much of you behind. Wow. Wow. Wow. I'm in such a great shape. Oh my God. What was the, what was, whatever. Let's go to questions. Yeah. Yeah. Fine. Let's go to questions. Don't assassinate, though, buddy. Seriously, vote, vote and re-pilitar.

Vonnest, stop shooting people, bro. Yeah, relax. Don't shoot people. I do think the funny thing, too, is that like, this was a mass shooting. Technically, yeah. It actually was. It actually qualifies because it was one person died, three people got injured, which is the qualifier for a mass shooting. shooting. So I'm not shooting at Trump rally. I'm sure it's not a problem. Yeah. Yeah. With the classic,

the classic gun of our, of course. Well, here's the thing. Of course. The classic weapon, of course. Here's the thing. Here's the thing that I would argue.

Sincerely. I mean this authentically. Yeah. No sarcasm. If guns make us safer, we should, at Trump rallies and at every rally going forward,

there should be open carry. Right? That doesn't surprise. I mean, why not like, because to be truth, like, I'm not even joking. that dude was posted up there for a while

and people were just kind of looking like what the fuck is going on going on pointing at him that was the thing apparently people were like someone's there like so I did hear that I don't know if that was true or not I heard some conflicting stories like I heard that there was actually a cop that went up the ladder

and I heard that he either went down from being threatened or he fell from being startled I've heard that I don't know if that's true I don't know if that's confirmed yet I've also heard that the Secret Service and the police were communicating but because of and this is I don't I don't believe

this just because of how gunhole cops are that they followed protocol that you can't just shoot someone before they act in that and that state's laws like you can't just shoot someone I'm like I don't believe that I don't believe that a cop I actually could I think see it could to me it would be like

it just coincidentally then and maybe it's true that you found the only cops that actually followed protocol and not just shoot first ask questions later because in every other scenario you know you get blasted those would be the cops that they would have around there The actual good ones that follow protocol.

Yeah, not just on a leash at night like fucking gremlins. It would have been a fucking squirrel on the roof actually and they just shot their whole roof is gone. The whole roof is gone because they shot it up that much. There was a little Palestinian hiding in my ear and they had to take the shot. I commend the assassin. He was just trying to help.

He was speaking Arabic. It scared us all. We all understand, BB. He has got to do what he's got to do. All these Zionists, where's Zion, though? Where? Where is it? Where's Zion?

I don't know where that that place is. Where's Zion? Is that next to Terribithia? Where is it? Hum do Allah, bro. Hum do a lair, bro. Hum do a lot. Dude, you know what I found out?

Oregon isn't real. Explain. Like the state. It's not really there. Explain. This is more California than it becomes Washington. Did you know that? Yes.

Yeah. Yeah. Good. Yeah, actually, like the people that live in Oregon, I check to like see if they're okay. They don't exist. They're not there. They think what they exist? They say I'm going to Oregon and they disappear.

It's like the Bermuda Triangle, but on land. Yeah, I know. It's a Jeff Holiday, Jeff in memory. They live in Oregon. And then I wanted to go say hi to them. I was walking and it like was like Oregon and I took a step and I said, welcome to Washington. I was like, welcome to Washington. Excuse me.

That's sick time. I wish that was true. No, you don't. Because that is the start of the world making, not making sense to you. That means every time you question the reality, you're going to question it again, you're not going to be able to see.

What's an Oregon accent? Welcome to Oregon. That is not Oregon accent. Are you sure? No, I heard of it. The Oregon accent is, hello.

I'm from Oregon. No, there was a girl that, she had a taco truck and she went down to a TJ to get the recipe from Oregon, and she was talking. She was like, I went to a DJ,

you get the recipe at the tortillas. Are you, are you, you, you sound. a little more Jamaican than any Italian person to sound. I think that's how, I think that's,

but that's what Origenians are. I'm to Oregon. That's what Oregon is. Let's move out of the question. The Brenwerd wrote in. The Brenn word says, Hello, fellow Guners.

Considering you all have ethnic backgrounds and you talked about chicken so much, my question, or rather, the advice I'm seeking is, how do you guys like to prepare and season chicken for tacos? I usually post the chicken and then fry it up in a pan

with cummin. You mean cumin? Yeah, yeah. Common. I got coming too, though. And paprika and cyan and shit. Yeah, I don't use cayenne at all.

Cyan peppers? That sounds good. P.S, I don't care about Chris's opinion because he's not black. Jesus Christ, well, sorry. I don't make tacos, so you shouldn't. Well, first of all, I don't like tacos. First of all, like, it's...

How do you not like tacos? I think, I don't know. They're so good. Mexican food to me is just kind of like, okay. Like, it's, I don't know. I like burritos. And like, CECD is and stuff,

if they're loaded. But, like, a taco is a, I don't know, like, especially like, like a white people taco with like the crunchy shell.

That sucks. No one eats top. No one. Yeah, that's, that's literally called white people tacos. People ain't. But even the real ones

that you would get at like a taco place where it's like the little, the little corn tortilla. The corn tortilla with, the little corn tortilla with like meat on it. It's like, I guess. Like,

I don't know. I'd rather have this exact meat in like a burrito or something. I mean, or like a proper entree. I'm a burrito person as well myself, but I do love, I love taco. Well, my thing is I just like flour tortillas better. That's my only thing. Like, say, if they had smaller flower tortillas on average, I would be like, give me a

flower tortilla. I prefer flower tortillas or burritos. But for tacos, I think a nice toasted corn tortilla. I think corned corned just rips more. I just like, I like those. It's fine. It's malleable. They're making tortillas out of dust now.

There's like a green energy thing. Yeah. Like the lab grown meat. Yeah. There's like a dust tortilla that's actually pretty good. Very good. Nice. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The thing is, first of all, yeah, I don't even, I don't think I've ever made chicken tacos once. Oh, really? No. I think I've ordered, I've ordered chicken tacos. There's actually not too far from us.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. By the laundromat that I go to, there's a little stand. Huh?

What's that stand? Oh, I know. Yeah, I know that one. It's by the smart and final. I know where you're talking about. Yeah. So, but anyway. So there's the guy there and they have some pretty good.

The chicken is actually phenomenal. I had a cassidia, chicken cassidia from there. It was fucking phenomenal. Oh, really? Yeah, it's really good. So for me? It's 10 fucking dollars, but still. It's still, it's still really good for me.

What isn't fucking expensive? Right. Yeah, yeah. But, uh, no, it's fucking delicious. But I've never at home, if I've made chicken was like to make tacos. It's never, it's always, if ever I'm making tacos, it's ground beef. And I, you know, use a bunch of seasonings. Or now, uh, because I really do like Taco Bell.

seasoning, but the main thing is just, you know, their beef is obviously dog shit. So you get good beef. It's literally dog shit on your plate. They roll dogs up like toothpaste. To get all the shit out of them. That's crazy. You find flat dogs in a bag of taco bowl. Like mats, they're just like, they use the, they use their carcasses as floor mats too.

That's crazy. So they're very efficient. They throw them out when they start to rot a little bit. you know, they started stinking a little bit. The road to Taco Bell is paved with flat dogs. That's true. We're not lying at all. That's real.

Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, but what he's saying about tacos is fine. He needs salt. I don't know what the guy's a fucking madman. A little bit of salt. I tried to, I've gotten used to using salt more sparingly. Yeah.

To me, to me meat needs salt. Like, if you don't put, like, you don't have to fucking over-salted, but if you're making shit and you don't put salt in it, I think,

You're missing out. Season salt is my favorite. My favorite is Morton. Morton's seed and salt. I used to use Lowry's because that's what I grew up with. My mom was a Lowry's person, but I hate Lowry's because that has sugar in it. Has way too much sugar in it.

For some reason. For some reason, but for me, for me, it's, for me, I always go, I go pepper, some nice, a little bit of salt. Sasson, whenever you cook chicken, and it's going to, you're trying to have a chicken that's like a nice marinated taste. You always got to go sesto on an adobe.

That sounds really good. Always sess on an adobe. Garlic powder. You can never lose with it. I need the onion powder. If you're not going to put onions properly in the mix of it, you got to use some onion powder. Onion powder is great.

And you got to make sure. Another thing I've had recently before, that's crazy people, not going to believe me. I made like cheesy burritos. He's at-home cheese of burritos. And I made it with cream cheese. A little bit of chicken, some cream cheese in there, some peppers and some salsa. I would never do that. No, no.

I'll make it for you next time to come to my house. Okay, I'll change my It's really, really, really good It's simply to have a means of like Sort of mixing Holding the spicy flavor While it's still having sort of a relatively creamy texture It's delicious

I'll try it But like I just I just I I'll try it That's all I'm not I'm not a person that likes mixing That's all I'm gonna say I'll try cream cheese with shit all the time But I tried it and it was good I don't fuck with cream cheese at all

Like I used to use it on bagels back in the day But I stopped eating bagels. It's just too much bread. It's a lot of bread. Yeah, it's just, it's too much bread. I had cream cheese this morning. I was like for my breakfast. Huh? Just a bowl of cream cheese? No, I had like, I had like, eggs. I had like, uh, I did like, sourdough toast. I did like one side. Eggs and a bowl of cream cheese, right?

It was like peanut butter fruits and cheese and then it was other one was like cream cheese, uh, cheese seeds and fruit. Dude, when I was a kid, I was a kid, I would like just, I would take a bunch of shredded mozzarella, put in a bowl and eat it. Dude, like, while it was like Put a great cheese to just snack on you. There's something about, I don't know what, it doesn't taste in my right very much.

Because it's exactly that's like a blandness to it. Exactly. But it also like, it does taste like something when you get enough of it. It's like, it's a perfect snack. It's like, it's a really good snack.

You know what I used to eat mayonnaise. It's so good. Manny's and lettuce sandwiches. Because I thought that's what sandwiches were. You're like, you're not, I can't tell if you're serious or not. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like three, four.

I would like, I would like, I would like, because the, The, the, because the meat would be in a fridge and I couldn't conceptualize what dimensioned at the room. It would be, it would be like a full fridge. And I'm like, oh my God, dude. There's lettuce, bread, mayonnaise. That's crazy. You went to mayonnaise before meat is crazy.

I couldn't decipher where the meat was. Because it'd be like a meat that was going to be cooked. And I'm like, should I put this chicken on that pink? No, that's weird. You're speaking like somebody who should have been assassinated. Right. They never get meat. I've been attempted on my life several times.

time it doesn't work. For some reason the shooter always dies. Many men. That's crazy. Many men. I hated how much they saw that, dude, because I love 50, and I hate seeing Donald Trump's thing as 50. Which sex upon me. They make butt threats on me.

My buddy. My buddy, open no more. That 50-sand thing was crazy. Yeah. I'm surprised he's still 50 cent in this economy. Yeah. He's probably like at least four or five dollars now. Yeah. I'm five dollars. It's me five dollars. He comes back as a lot.

Aftermath. Or I'm 500 cents. I'm 500 cents currently. Jesus Christ, 500 cents. All right. Next question. I want a row of guys. I want to be on my knees because I miss those days.

I miss fucking all those twinks. I don't, parentheses, I don't want to miss a thing. Oh, you've really got to start with the song title, please. Yeah, like I don't know what's already done with it. I'm not going to reread it.

So thank you. I appreciate it. I got it now. Maybe next time. Wait, that doesn't even, I want a row. It's da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. I want a row. See, there's missing.

It's missing. It's missing some shit. I don't know. You have to say, like, I do want a row of guys for it to work. I do want a row of guys. Like, I thought this was like, and I don't want to miss a thing. It is that. So it starts off with, I don't want to close my eyes.

Oh, right, right. So it's just missing. I want a row of, I guess it could work. I know what you mean. Like, I do want a row of guys. I want to be on my knees. Yeah, see, it was just missing. Because I missed those days.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I see. Anyway, I do want to. He says, he writes in, he says, I named my rabbit Kingston after Sweeney. That's all. Mahalo, Milato's. Oh, awesome. Thank you, man.

Mahalo. Oh, be a nice life and it prosperous. I don't know. How do you feel about an animal being named after you? I don't really care that much. Really? Yeah. I think it's weird people whose animals have human names sometimes.

Right. But at the same time, it's the same time it being named that to me is kind of different. You know, it's like, he named it after me out of his endearment for me. But like when you go to some place, what if he's molesting it? And that's fucked up. That's just it. He's molesting a fucking rabbit. I don't know, man.

The idea of it is like, you know, because of us, one of our friends has a dog and his name is Tiffany. That's disgusting. Yeah. And my sister's name is Tiffany. And I was like, why would, that's not a name for a beast. So a lot of people do or like, the hook. Gary. My friend's dog's name was Dylan.

Yeah, that's way worse. And I'm like, the fuck Dylan is. Dylan? Dylan is a little white dog And it was a little white peasant And I was like this is that dog's a white person That's a school shooter like no Dylan's Come here roof

Come here Dylan roof It's great It is crazy how many school shooters It is just walking over with like For some reason every time you see that dog And the camera is doing the stride The Columbine stride Dude every single

Every single I hate how much Like I hate to generalize But I will I hate to generalize but I will I hate to generalize but I will Every Dylan is a school shooter That is true.

I know one Dylan that he has the urge He represses it Right He gets the urge He gets the urge And he's like Literally

Literally go throughout history Look up every single School shooter You will find that All their first names Are named Dylan I promise you And if it's

And if you find information That's contrary They're lying They're covering it up It's the Dylans It's Big Dylan It's Big Dylan Yeah

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah He gets really mad sometimes He expands He grows a little He says

Oh So you see like You know Like hellboy Like you know his horns start growing and shit like you'll complete and destroy the world like it's like that but they start

spying it AK or a fucking AR 15 they start spotting at AR 15 they got they got they got to shave it down they got to make sure that they don't fucking get to the complete the process man you're you almost gone and you almost transformed away's like I know man I would have killed everybody in that fucking building

man oh man aren't they doing another hellboy they need to stop I want them to stop because without Del Toro and Ron Perlman, that was magic. Even the second one was kind of ass, dude. The second was the best one.

Really? I once won so much more. What? Really? Am I crazy? Dude, the Delta. Yes. Dude, the Golden Army, the Del Toro one? Am I crazy for liking that one more? You may be out of nostalgia.

I understand, but like it is the second one is just a better movie. Really? Yeah, cinematography-wise, writing. cost, it's just better. And more money. I have that feeling with Half-Life. You're like one more than two?

I think Half-Life one is like exceptionally better than two. But I think a lot of people like Half-Life 2 is like that's like a physics thing where it's like, whoa, this was crazy at the time. So it was a more fun video game. No, by the time I played two, I had already like played so many other games with impressive physics that like it was just kind of lost on me. Look, it was like a citizen Kane type deal. It was like, oh, it's the first time this is kind of happening. It's like, yeah, I already saw this though. I'll say about that's what I feel about

I think two's a better video That's what I feel about I think it's a reverse section I'm on the I'm on the What do you call? I'm on the outs of Of your tattoo

Oh my god Oh my god Against Byoshock Thank you It got pushed out of my head I was like oh no Help me

Help me Yeah yeah so I'm on the outs Where I've played All of them multiple times But I just enjoy I think because of the politics of Infinite, I just enjoy it better. But I know it's not a better game.

I like one so much more than all the other ones. I think I love, I love Infinite. I think Infinite's great. But it's definitely more of like, it's more fun to play in like a kind of traditional kind of like. It's just a good shooter. Yeah. And it's like the original Biotalk's not really as good of a shooter,

but it's just kind of a good. It's just a better. It's a better experience, I think. But like, I understand that. Like, Infinite, it's great. A lot of people hate Infinite now, but like I don't, I don't know. Yeah. We've talked about that where it's just like, I think those people are kind of

But like in the thing where I said like I don't think there's anything wrong with the first one, Hellboy. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I just think the story. I just think everything about it, the story, some of the shots, like, especially when I think when they're in the streets and they have to kill like the last of those fucking like that green giant plant thing. And it was such a conflicting moment because you're like, it's the last one of its kind, but you have to take it down because it's kind of terrorizing the city.

Oh, yeah. And then when it blows its brains out. And then you see like it's fucking blood and it's basically remains in the, yeah. It's like Spider-Man. Starts growing everywhere. It's, that is such a fucking beautiful scene.

That is like one of the best shot scenes I've seen in a long time where I was like, it was one of those things from, from a stupid fucking hellboy movie where I'm like, Del Toro and his team know what the fuck they're doing. It's like Shrek and Spider-Man where it's like the first movies are really good. Like there's literally no problem with him. Right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees.

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time. goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. But like, I mean, those sequels are crazy. Like, those are crazy. Like, Trek 2 is crazy as a sequel. Drake 2 has no business.

That's true. It is really insane. I saw it again recently. I was like, this is crazy. And it's like, why? It's really good.

That is interesting. Like X2 actually, even X2. X2 is so fucking good. It's really good. The cinematography is really good. The choreography is really good. Dude,

the opening, the opening scene with fucking, with Bobby? With, Oh no, opening scenes with a, with Nightcrawler. And then the other scene

after that is Bobby and his family's how's your ready. Dude, that shit was so fucking cool. Like, well, I was like, that is impressive for,

what is it? 2003, 2001, or two? I thought it was cool, but I was like, why is Nightcrawler hurting people? You had to. That's the one that bothers. Like, why? You had to look, you had to, from the first movie, you had to already throw away a lot of other shit. That's who everybody wasn't everybody. That is the moment where I think is people, I hear people say that, uh, that, um, James.

What does name? Hugh Jackman. Hugh Jackman was a bad woman. James Jackman? Uh, what was a huge, huge, huge, huge ass man? Yeah, huge jacked man. People said he was a bad Wolverine. And I think they didn't people, those people haven't really watched the second X-Men movie.

He was amazing. I think it's just not a good physical fit for the guy. That was the glaring issue. That was the glaring issue. Like I had all my, I had Wolverine toys going up. It would be like Ethan Ralph was like Peter Parker or something. It's no, it's not that egregious. Shut the fuck out.

But to be fair, when you look, it's kind of that. We look at Wolverine the first. How? It's, how? That is. Because you have a tall fucking jack guy. He's supposed to be a small. He's barely even jacked.

That's the thing. He's just in good shape. In that one, and one and two, and he wasn't jacked. In three, he was muscular. He started getting it.

He's like, I need to be the role. And then by the time, like, what you call it? Wolverine shit hit. He looked like a fucking sore. He was so shredded.

He was so fucking treading. He was crazy. And when he went back in time. Which was on the worst was his biggest. I was like, why is he looked like that? Dave's future past was his biggest by far.

That's why they had that when he first went back in time. He had the bone claws. And I was like, He was naked when he went first, Ben went back in time because they wanted to show off his physique. What do you say? Whoa,

whoa, I'm just imagining very vividly like Ethan Ralph crying over Uncle Bed. I just... Ed and decide to eat him. I think he would be like, good. Fuck you, Uncle Ben.

Fuck you, Uncle Ben. Liptar cut. Die. Suffer Uncle Ben. I'm gonna go to fucking... Suffer. Suffer. I'm gonna go to fucking Brazil.

Or whatever it is. Where's he? Where's your old? I'm going to go. He went to Portugal and get fucking molested. I'm going to get my ass fucked in Portugal. I don't know, man. I think he was...

Unwillingly. He was good. I think so many people are bad. Like, dude, this is one thing that bothers me. I don't get mad about this. The fact that Tudu McGuire's eyes are blue makes me so angry. Does it?

Because Peter Parker's eyes are not blue. It doesn't bother me. I don't think anything. I don't think I noticed people's eye color really at all. Unless they're piercingly blue. The thing is that, the thing is that that is a trait of Peters. That is, like, expressed.

And I think is that read comics is why know that. Right. He's supposed to be super average in every way that he can be that there's times when his mask comes off. People are like, that's a dude, that's a man. You know, and blue eyes are kind of a defining feature. Like, blue eyes are not common. I think for me, I don't know. I guess not. Well, I mean, they're so easy to miss. I think, I guess they are easy to miss. Unless they're like, again, like, piercing like, you're a devil. Yeah, like,

there are some. I met somebody recently. One of my friends. No, not even close, dude. I saw, I saw, somebody at a fucking at the bakery. I went to go get this. I don't remember what pastry it is. I just know it when I see it. But I like it. I like to get it sometimes.

I was at the bakery and I was in line and this guy came in and it looked like his eyes were so blue they looked white. Like pale. He's like almost blind. It looked almost like you could see his pupils from far away. I'm just like, yo. They actually make me feel like uncomfortable. I am fine.

Like great like very blue. Like the ones that they're so. blue they look like... Like the White Walker type. Yeah, they look like the color blue. Not like just blue eyes. Trevor McGuire's eyes, though, like aren't... They're blue.

They are? I just don't really think. I've never paid attention. I've never looked at his eyes. That's why. Because for me, I was like... I've obviously looked at his eyes. I thought you never really like, sorry. You might have seen his eyes. Probably really probably look at his eyes.

But that's kind of thing is if I don't notice it. I never, I never thought about it. I never once thought about it. I noticed that because I'm a fucking dumb comic person. I was like, oh, yes, Peter. Wait, me. No. No.

No. No. That's not a freaking out of the theater. There's also comics that kind of insinuated that he's Jewish and they didn't do that, you know. I mean, that's also true. That's also true. Yeah, that's true. To me it has to be.

I don't like. I don't like, I just think that's so. Do you like that he's Jewish? I don't like that. I don't like that they like, no. My thing is that they don't know. They never really insinuate Spider-Man having a culture more than being a New Yorker. But then even at times, he's like the most New York character, but then not really at the same time.

Okay, Hamas. My whole statement, I said nothing about it being Jewish. I know, you're sounding like a mouse right now. This is really, I think you need to apologize to the ADL. I swear to God, I'm not. If you don't apologize, they're going to, they're going to, this apartment will no longer exist, so you better apologize. Go contact the ADL right now.

I'm really, I'm really, really sorry. Please don't take my wife's job and my job for me. Please, I want to be able to succeed in this field. Please don't do that to me. Take my job. You're making it way worse right now. I know, I'm going to stop. Please seriously, seriously.

You need to apologize. I'm from New York like you guys. You need to apologize right now. I'm from New York I love your bagels, I swear I love your bagels I love him I love Larry's David

He's really funny I love Larry's David Oh I just found There's a Nathan's bagels You ever been there? Oh really? There's one here? Yeah

No Yeah What the fuck It's Wait, Nathan's? Yeah those bagels I've had Nathan's

Not Nathan's dogs But bagels I don't like Nathan's at all That one Wait I may Look it up

Let me make sure I'm saying The right name I might have Fucked it up I haven't had a Had a bagel in years I might have

I fucked it up. Maybe I fucked it up. Have you ever had a... Oh, no, I had one when I was in New York. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Nathan, that's the wrong name. It's Noah's New York bagels.

Oh, I haven't had that yet. Okay. Have you had it? No, I want to try it, though. I get Noah's usually like when I'm deciding each like that. I get, no. I want to try because it looked like the place looked cool. It's like, I'm not really big guys, but I was like that looks delicious.

They have like weird hours though. Like they close it like four. It is closing soon. It just, it's a morning food place. That's why. Fuck, I don't. You guys had to come with us a past evening. We go to this place called on.

I don't eat breakfast, man. Fuck. No, don't eat breakfast. It's because, well, first of all, I don't get up as early as you. What time do you get up? Well, if it's my choice, I get up at nine. Right? Yeah.

Usually get up early than I do. I usually, like, I usually, if I'm not working out in the morning, I usually get up at like 10 o'clock. Ah, okay. If I'm going to the gym in the morning, I'll get up at, like, maybe eight to, to, like, wake my brain up before I go in the gym and be half dead. I was getting up early because of Jojo, but. Those days are over, buddy.

I love it. Dude, I've been trying to do nighttime gym shit, dude. That shit is so grueling. I don't like doing the gym at night. I used to like it for a while. I used to go at 11.30. I used to go at 1130, mainly because the gym was empty. That's the best reason to do it, really.

That was my favorite. It's like, I'm doing it again tonight and I'm stressed out about it because I just feel like by seven I'm so already like well past my peak. If I ever have to do gym sessions at night, I have to take at like at least an hour nap, 40 minutes. It doesn't be 40 minutes to an hour. So I'd say at least 40. minutes is what I meant. I need to take 40 minutes to an hour nap just to even if I wake up a little groggy, I know within like the next couple hours I'm be juiced up. What are you heading me?

Would you do a tab of acid this big? You know how much acid that is Chris? How big are they on average? Like the like how big is it like a regular tab? Like this big like these parameters. Oh like like that's a full tab that people usually don't do if they're not fucking fiends. Yeah, I've never I've never done psychedelics before. Yeah, stay away from them. I just don't trust myself. Why? I think my... It's because George Bush

is going to pop out of your shirt? I mean, if I'm wearing the shirt, yeah. He just turns out. He's just like, look away. If I'm wearing the shirt. George Bush. Yo, that would be fucking made up. And I'm like, what the fuck, Eric?

What's going on? Bro, I kind of... You know, it's so fucked, though. The thing we're like, man, George Bush sucks so much. Fuck this motherfucker. Now you just go back and like, damn. I'll take that.

He wasn't... I'll take that shit, bro. He was a terrible. president, but he wasn't horrible. And foreign policy wise, yeah. Of course. Pretty terrible. But as an individual, I could let it slide.

I'll take that fucking goofball, man. Go kill millions of people, whatever. Yeah. Just like, go look for oil and lie about it being. It's like, the question is, do you, do we think anything would have been different with any other president? I don't know. Because I feel like we still would have went over there.

And I just feel like they have nothing to do with that shit, really. Like, they could stop it, but then I feel like his head's blown off. You know what I mean? Oh, oil, I thought you said. Toils. Isn't that like actually, isn't that like when you think about historical presidential assassinations or attempts, most of them, if you look at the paper trail of them or the evidence or whatever, it's because they were doing something that was that went against like the quote to quote the powers that be. And that was like say if you go back to go back. JFK is by far the one the most won by a huge amount.

thing about like James Garfield, what he tried to do. If you think about fucking, well, go all the way back to Andrew Jackson. And it was an attempt, I think multiple attempts. And then he has a quote saying like he defeated the, you know, the central banking systems. He defeated the banks. Well, like the whole thing. And I hate like, there was a bunch of crazy people that tie like, you know, the Jews to the banks. And I'm like, no, shut the fuck up.

It's just actual just monetary control. The crazy thing about that. That's such a wild. Wait, wait, wait, wait. The crazy thing about all this is that, like, if you look back at the history of every single presidential assassination ever in the history of presidential assassinations. Yeah. I'm not kidding.

Okay. All of them by accident. Crazy. Crazy. It's really, it's insane. Like someone slipped on a banana or something? No,

they just thought it was somebody else. Oswald's like, die bitch, you cheating. Oh, that's Lincoln. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wait, wait.

Wait, wait. Lee Harvey Oswald shot Lincoln. Yeah, he did too. He was there. He was also there. They were the same person, actually. He shot Lincoln when it was also him. He was like,

what the hell? And it was like, both of a same picture. He's like, he's like, what is he? How old are we, like, oh, I wish I knew their ages. John Wilkes in the booth. Because I know it's not, it's not a ridiculous amount. Well, yeah, it is. He's got to be like, over like 100.

He's got to be like over 100. It's quite a bit. So, Lincoln died in 18, 2008. I'm thinking 88, but I can be wrong. 1888, you think? I'm thinking 88, but I very much don't think I'm wrong. I have no fucking clue, actually. Lincoln got shot and he was in a coma for 100 years.

Why you did for the beginning, like, Mike, what's his name for the moon dot? What I did for freaking, what's his name? Luther King, he was in a coma for fucking like two decades. No, two decades, like five decades. And he came back and he was like, you are all a bunch of dumb black people. Right, right, right, right. Right, when he got up and started talking about BT and all that shit, yeah, that was funny. That shit hit me hard when I was little.

I was like, I was like, yeah, you spin in facts. I'm not going to lie. I kind of, I don't like what he's saying, but at the same time, he's not wrong. Oh, some vodka bottle rode in. Oh, let's go. 1885. I was closer than I thought, man. Wait, so he died like right after the Civil War?

Yes, literally right after the Civil War. Well, yeah, that's kind of, yeah. Because the Civil War happened and he had like, he was actually like probably terrified. Oh, wait, 85. Oh, wait, wait, what did you say? 85. Oh, wait, so, wait, wait, wait, okay. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, right?

No, there was still plenty of time. There's still plenty of time for after the Civil War. Yeah. No, I didn't, it was the 60s. I think it ended in the 60s, right? Civil War. I thought they might. emancipation plot

a mix from 1865 No matter I'm wrong No the war No the war of 1812 was in 1865 Yeah I'm sorry I'm sorry you're right

Just the fuck up Somebody come out And he says What is the most horrendous Fucking fit You have witnessed in public So bad you still remember it Some dude came to work

In his With his clothes all raggedy With non-fitting Stained clothes And cat ears He smelled like Pickled Jizz So knowing

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23, after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law

from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. office near you. Pickled, dude, why do you know what that smells like, sir? I'd be trying to, I'd be trying on the furry team, man. I'd be trying to be on their team,

bro. And it's like, pick, wait, wait, guys, I want to be on your team, man,

I'm trying to help. Brother, pickle jizz is the grossest thing I could think of. Pickle jizz, brother. Just imagine coming in a jar and then putting vinegar in it. Letting that shit,

marinade. That's right. Like, it's so gross. I feel like it would move. it would swim You would see a hand touch A screen

Ew A hand print Inside the glass That's fucking scary No dude no thank you sir We gotta get rid of this I saw a grown man wearing Daisy Dukes one time With his wife and kids

That's fucking cool And I was like What's the good gang He had an ass on him too I was like good job To me it's all the anime stuff It's like whenever somebody has like Not anime stuff explicitly

But like the somebody I saw somebody wearing like a Like hentai pants or whatever, like pants with like With hentai on it With hentai on it I'm like that's kind of funny They're getting way more comfortable

They're getting really comfortable When I see it on cars and shit I lose it They're starting to get sports cars And putting hentai on them dude That's fucking game It's pissing me off First of all I'm like

Why are you driving a fucking sports car You're not cool stop And number two People to have sports cars In civilian life is always the weirdest shit to me Yeah because they don't They don't actually do anything with them It's like what are you doing with that

Well it's like the street queens With the trucks They don't use them for challing anymore Yeah I don't I don't have don't normally subscribe to the whole like, oh, you're compensating for something thing because I just think people just like random things

and it's not really that. Yeah. But I don't know. There's something about like, specifically sports cars and street racing where like, you got a clitoris basically. Car racing is so insane. I think racing is so fucking wild. I just think these people are dumber than shit. I think it's so dangerous.

It's like, what are you fucking doing, dude? There's a street in, off of, um, in in Hossian, sorry, in a rolling, Roland Heights that I forget what the street is called But it is a Fucking famous

So many people have died there You know You know the Crestes in La Cresna Where Crest? We're right La Cresna The uh Going towards like the big viewing area You can see all of L.A.

Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah I know someone that almost fell off of that Yes Like almost drove clean off of that And I was like You're talking about You should have let him Huh

One of my one of my friends from work He almost like They were racing And he almost like His car flipped off Luckily it like Stop because he could have just like

fell down from the mountain like downtown LA people who drive irresponsibly like that really infuriate me I do I think racing is such a wild thing I think racing is like look dude yeah use drugs

get you throw somewhere else like don't do that shit that also puts other people in danger exactly that's my one ask man you know no what 1,000% like I'm a king of doing dumb shit I've set fires before

you know You've endangered some people But like I'm not Well I'm probably worse You've endangered some people But luckily nothing happened Yeah Luckily nothing's ever

They've never come back And like this happened to me So I can plea ignorance Yeah I've never I've just That fireball I heard screams man I heard screams and I was like Uh oh and I walked the way

If I saw that I would scream too So I get it Yeah Hit landing right inside of a carriage With a baby Yeah It just engulfs immediately And the baby explode

The baby had TNT on it for some reason I don't know why If I saw a fireball fly out of a window In the Bronx I would moan with intense pleasure I think I think I would come That would start you down a really dangerous path

Can you fucking imagine The shit you'd be watching out The word to get away That would be really Yeah You already you're already down a dangerous path And that didn't happen If that did happen

that would have been crazy. I'll tell you if this podcast would be very different. It would be way funnier. It'd be way funnier, but also like no sponsors. It'd be way funnier and on the dark web. All those lures. Did you see that? Did you see that?

Did you see that bolts of lightning go straight through that wind, that kitchen and hit that poor boy trying to sleep? Couple, a couple comments before we'll wrap it up. Let's do it. I already have two hours. Keep it short of this. Yeah, we're going to keep it short. Yeah.

Mortal cum fat Ruinan. He says, I was listening to the last episode Boogie 288 is Cancer Edition while I was eating

lunch and the Yajrobi impression made me choke on my food for an actual minute. It was good. It was good.

That was fucking excellent. I don't know where I got. I don't know if I can do it again. You just, it was one of those things where you can't

it's not going to be it. It was very good. When you just do it perfectly and you nail it it's like, yep,

can't be replicated. I think when you do this, that you give up part of your life. That was like the fucking, oh my God. Yeah, the Mike Tyson thing. Yeah,

you did it. You did a Mike Tyson impression way too well. And it's gone. I literally couldn't do it again. Like you think about it and it just doesn't work. Nope.

It's a conscious mind, dude. We're limited. We're limiting ourselves. It's open our minds to a full of the extent. Yeah, I want to unlock my unconscious mind and scream.

I'd be a proficient racist. I'd be like such a proficient racist. I'd be like such a proficient. I'd be screaming. Alopeecha on my pussy. Call me Jada pink cunt slit. Damn, that's a bar. That's pretty good.

That's a bar. Is that from Eminem's new album? I'm so fucking bad. I think it's bad really then. You really think it's... I think it's definitely better than a lot of the stuff that he's put out later. I think it's like a solid like six or something. I think it's better than what he's done, but I think it's very cringe at the same time.

This is this old music. I think what I thought the album was going to be was exactly what it turned out to be. He was going to be like, why do you want this? I don't get it. I agree. I like the fact that he's like, he's like, I'm like, I'm, knock this really anymore. I'm kind of a grown man, but if you want this, hey, make fun of me. I'm fucking Eminem about it. Here's what I don't like about it.

There's too many, there's too many jokes at the expense of the same people over and over again. That's really kind of gets on my nerves about it. I think it sounds pretty decent. There's like, I think like five tracks that I really don't like. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram,500 Big Horn crew cab, four by four for three sixty nine a month for 39 months with 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM, 5722 for lease details.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with you?

Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. And then the rest of it, it's like, okay, I like, okay, I get it. There's got to be somebody else. You know? There's got to be somebody else. There's got to be somebody else. else that you can you could pick on that Christopher Reeves dance song was fucking crazy. That was why that was one of the most disrespectful things I've heard

in a long time in a fun way. But like I just wish Eminem did features man do features do what little Wayne does do features oh yeah that you should do that a long time ago do features yeah yeah like him and like Homicide with him and Logic is a good fucking song and Eminem's a great part of it and I think that's what he should do man I think

you don't have to make albums forever you know yeah I don't have to be in a limelike forever man he needs to do that because he could just go pretty you could just produce I think he feels like he's still to prove himself. What? I think he still needs to prove himself. And I'm like, dude, you've already, you've already, like, look, you've, you've made more bad than good, just stop.

Yeah, that's very true. That's the thing. Just stop, stop doing that. He should have stopped with Rap God because that actually got him a lot of people were excited about that. Just that one, like, line, semen on a human and them, you know, like, you know, the, like that. I hate that song, but I don't like it, but I'm saying people received it positively. stop. Just let people...

Just do features. Like, like, come on a song for somebody, say some wild shit on a song. Yeah, and then dip. Just keep saying the F floor. The thing about it is like,

it's the first time, it's the first time in a long time that I've listened to it, I'm an album and I've heard songs that actually sound like songs. You know what I mean? Where it's like, oh, this is a song

instead of just like a beat where he's like flexing how well he can like rhyme shit. Yeah. And it's like, I appreciate the technical skill of it. But like,

his last several albums have had no songs on them. Yeah. It's just him rapping. It's like I don't value that really. Very true. I think that's my problem. It's very true. And I'm very quickly in my life turned to somebody that he went from someone that

said a lot of shit in a very articulate way to someone that said nothing very fast. Um, yeah. He says nothing. He says his, considering the fact that what he used to be, he was always saying something. Even if it was extraordinarily derogatory, he was saying some like serious shit. I think that's kind of like historical rewriting a little. little bit because a lot of his early stuff that's popular isn't really saying much of anything either. I disagree.

What the fuck is my name is? Huh? That's him saying. That's him talking about him being himself and in a rap. That's literally every silence. That's literally most of his. That's what the problem is now is that that's all he's talking about. No, I feel like before.

It's just like, I'm me. It's like cool. I'm slim shediest. I'm the realish lady. I'm the other niggies. And niggins. Is that real niggins. It's just like they're just not good.

They're just generally like, like I thought fuel was good with JID. I thought that was a fucking good one. I think Jen is great. That's why it's always everything he's of water is good. Yeah. He used to make more music too. It's crazy. He stopped making music for a while.

It's really insane. Really? He stopped. He hasn't made music in a long time. It's the first time he's shown up in a while? But the thing, yeah, but the thing is that like, weird. Over COVID and like the years, the three years prior to COVID, that whole group was making music all the time.

Like Dreamville was making music. constantly. And it was like, you guys are probably tired. It's like Bad Bunny. Bad Bunny made music for like three years straight. And it's like, take a break,

bro. That guy has more money than he needs. Like, he's fine. He's fine. He made so much money over 2020, 2021 and 22 was crazy. Dude,

that, that, that, that, he gets single-handedly make Puerto Rico a way, way better place if he wanted to do. Dude, the Latin community is the,

that's, that is, I wish I knew how to, Yeah, Drake Bell, that's how he made it A whole fucking career over there He didn't, nothing happen over here I listened to his album that he dropped

In like, you know, his English Oh, English was like a long time ago And I remember there was like two songs I'm like, oh, a couple of these songs are kind of all right And I remember I never forget this My brother's a fucking nerd, you know And he's not like crazy about music

But he always listens And I played him I tried to be like I want you to like listen to this and tell me what you think and he was like this is fucking dog shit and I was like oh I just I'm sorry Drake I tried I tried to give Drake bet like you know to see if anybody could objectively listen to it and think maybe it was like when he was actually first starting his career and people just didn't like it even my brother that's not even like the biggest music critic was just like

this is dog shit I'm like oh yeah okay yeah they're sorry music is fucking powerful dude huh elana make music is powerful because it's music is such a huge cultural thing that they listen to they'll listen to you forever and constantly all the time. It just makes me mad that so much of it is so like, I can do this. Empty music. If I can speak Spanish, I would probably get a billion streams. Oh, yeah. Because lyricism doesn't matter over there.

It's really just about how the word sound. Like that, I can't fucking believe how big Despacito got. Yeah. That song, like, I've heard some good songs in that fucking genre of music. And I'm like, what the fuck is this? Yeah, it's not about, like, dude, like some of the most popular songs that I remember. You know what that word means?

I just assumed it was desperate. I don't know what it means. It means slowly. That's all that means? I never looked it up. I just thought I was like, that song is so fucking bad. It's crazy, dog.

It really is. It's so bad. It's crazy. Like, understanding even half the words in that song is like, this song is so fucking bad. Lyrically. Yeah. Literally. Yeah.

I think it's a pretty decent melody. Oh, melody-wise. It's actually very good, actually. That's why it succeeds. What's that one song? I think it was Enrique Iglesias. later in his career I might as say the wrong name

I think it's bylando Balando yeah Balando like that guy I don't know who that guy That's singing that hook But I'm like that's a fucking catchy hook And it sounds good Like I'm like versus like despisito

I'm saying like Yeah yeah I just remember like growing up There were a lot of songs that were just like If you listen to the lyrics of a lot of those songs Like in Spanish houses it's just literally like La vacca It's like okay cool What the fuck?

You know what that means, right? It's just cow. It just cow. The cow. The cow. The cow. Let's go. The milk. And it's like, what the fuck is?

That's all. This is a staple song in households. There was a Latin, um, Latin, uh, I think it was, I think it was, no, no shade of Latino music, bro. As a dude, I grew up listening to it all the time. I have danced bachata with my grandma, Talaura beyond. Fucking like a billion times. That was like Sunday morning.

She'd be cooking. I'd walk in my grandma, I'm really hungry. Please stop fucking dancing and feed me. And then she would force me to dance with her. And I'm like, that's cool. Now I'm tired and hungry and still having it. And she's like, I'll feed you in a little bit. You know what I think it is?

I think because, well, I mean, it's more about the sonic, like the sound of it. Oh, sonically. Yeah. And I think because Spanish, I mean, respectfully. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well qualified current FCA Lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram,500 Big Horn crew cab, four by four for three sixty nine a month for 39 months with 4,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra. No security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM

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as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Everything rhymes. So it's not really like, it's like, it really kind of, like, everything really

genuinely does rhyme with everything else. And so like there's kind of no real there's no real skill in expressing anything in Spanish music. I think it exists. I think it exists, but obviously it's not as strict as English probably. English, that's it. English is, English as a language is more sonically diverse than Spanish is. Yes. And because of that, lyricism is a lot more impressive to engage in and a lot more, uh,

it just hits a little bit more. But there is really good. I think I would say even Bad Bunny has made really good Spanish music. But the problem is that that's not going to be where everybody heard him here. I like one of his most popular songs. It's not coming to my mind right now. Or is it like

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which is crazy that they even had that in high school. What was talking about? Oh, he didn't make his, yeah. He was such a hilariously, so one of his students, one of his peers that was interviewed, he was like he didn't even make his rifle team. He was so,

he said the words hilariously like bad. Like he was so bad that in the first day, he left because there was no shot. He was going to make the team because he was that bad of a shot. So then it's funny that it turned out this way because of how shitty he was at shooting. He probably never learned how to shoot properly.

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and I have a 10-inch penis. We can verify this now. Yeah. Oh, and the conspiracies went wild, dude. He was in one of those black rock ads. That's crazy. Yeah. That's actually wild.

Yeah, so there's like a YouTube. There's a black rock advertisement. And so people are like, and they're like, hey, it is him. It's that fucking goofy ass kid. That looks fucking weird. Poor kid, man. I wish. Poor kid.

Yeah, dude. Because clearly no one does that if they're mentally sound. He was. Yeah, he was relentlessly bullied. Yeah. He was. He was relentlessly bullied and people are like, well, okay, well, I guess. Well, that shit, that shit, dude, that shit happens, man.

I was bullied for a little while until I was younger and I fucking, what it turns it into is not good because it makes you, like, for me, it made me aggressive. Yeah, and that's where the bullying in those areas, in those bum fuck areas, that's where the bullying is relentless. Because growing up in, where I grew up, there was bullying, but not in the type of Midwestern type of bun fuck bully. You get bullied to the point, you're isolated, you know? That shit is crazy, man. Yeah, this didn't happen where we were. Not the same way. Not the same way.

You would get bullied. You would get picked on. You wouldn't get bullied. Yeah. There's a difference. Very mild. I got picked on, right? And then I punched the kid in his face and I broke his nose.

And I stopped getting picked on. Yeah, like, stuff like that happened. I never got like shoved into like a lot. Like Walker shoved in. You didn't see that shit. Or just like this, just every time you try to interact with somebody, they completely degrade and demoralize, you know. Yeah. I told, I told this story on the podcast like a long time ago.

It was a kid who would like, constantly physically accosts me on the bus. Like he wouldn't beat me up or anything. He would just like push me. And like there was one point where he'd like grab my head and hit it against like the, what is it? The, um, window. No,

not the window. The, the, the, the, um, just the chairs, or not the chairs,

the, um, the seats on the fucking school buses, like the padded seats. It wasn't even like, forceful in a way that would like hurt. It was just like annoying. It was like just a complete nuisance.

Yeah. I put up with it for like a good like eight months. He was like, all right, I'm just, you know, trying not to fight here. Also, the way they deal with bullying in schools is fucking horrible. But the last, like, the last day of school, I... Holy shit, dude. The last week of school, like, he did it again, and I was just like, all right.

I turned around and I hit him in the face. Fucked his ass. Into the window. He's a kid, though. He flipped him around. Yeah, but he's a kid, too. He's not much better, though. If he was like, if he was the bus driver, it would have been weird.

It would have been weird. It would have been weird. I got your back, Chris. I sometimes wonder, like... Dude, you know what was crazy about that now that I think about it? Yeah. I haven't thought about this in a while as deeply, but like it is kind of crazy because that experience was such an animal kingdom moment because he would pick on me.

He was like way taller than me. And then we were getting off the bus. I turned around, decked him in the head. His head smashed against the window, started bleeding and crying. And then I walked out, went to fucking first period. And then we had summer vacation. It was like three days before the last day of school. They didn't suspend me or anything.

It was like, there's no, look, whatever. just don't do that again. And then the next year, he tried to, like, be my friend. Hmm. Yeah, that's all. Like, actually. Because he reflected.

Like, he was, like, nice to me all of a sudden. And he was like, hey, you want to get lunch? I was like, are you fucking insane? Yeah, you, you, uh, you earned his respect. Did you become his friend?

No. I might have an ally. I completely ignored. Then he vanished. Like three, he actually didn't come back to school. Literally vanished. He actually didn't come back to school, like, three weeks into the year, I think.

Or something. It's some weird thing. Like, I just never saw him again. Yeah. Maybe he drove to school from then on But that was that was a weirdest thing Because I was like now that I think about it It's like that is straight up animal shit

That's how you do Where you're like You got to earn a bully's respect man Oh no you gotta you gotta you gotta fight Dude I don't think you Violence is not the answer when it can be truly avoided But I've seen it way too often Where kids literally sometimes you gotta stand up

Well sometimes because what do bullies Bullies pick on weak people who they perceive as weak Yeah so then if you if you are not perceived as weak you have earned their respect and they'll leave you alone. Granted most of the time bullies get fucked up by other people because that shit happens very often too. One kid that thinks they're a big shit bully they come to because I went to,

I went to school was kind of near the ghettoish area and like there was these kids that were air-cult to bullies and then one of the kids that was a drug dealer in our school beat the fuck out of that bully. And I was like, damn, you did that to yourself. Yeah. You just didn't have to be that way.

It is a chain, right? And he caught you slip it and he fucked you up, dude. It happens, man. He was mad nice. He was like, he was good. him, no worry about. And I was like, that kid got beat up really bad. And we literally, like, all stood by the gym doors so that he just couldn't get in.

So they were, like, trying to get. And they were just like, looking back at them, like, rattling the door. That's crazy. You guys were blocking. Oh, hell yeah, dude. They're going to fight. Get your, get your licks in, you know, don't. That's why I think every child should be put into, like, learning how to defend themselves

a little bit. Yeah, of course. You know how to defend yourself. Oh, for sure, for sure. It is really important to be able to fight bad because some, if you, if you're, if you're nice. If you're nice, you're going to get picked on, dude. I'm sorry. That's the fucking teacher that they had the like weapon class or whatever and she like let the kids swing around a real katana. Do you remember that? No. That happened recently? This was like a few months ago.

Dude, it's so funny though thinking about like when we were kids because I remember hearing older people talk about like, oh yeah, when we were kids, our parents just let us do fucking whatever. And I remember being like, oh yeah, we had we were a little bit more structured. And then I think about. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low-mile lease on the 26, RAM-500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for $3.69 a month, for 39 months, with $4,0,099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra, no security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM, 5722 for lease details. Requires dealer contribution and lease through Stalantis Financial. Current vehicle must be registered to consumer at least 30 days prior to lease to qualify.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. And the fact that me, Jalen, Paul, and Joe made a video where we were swinging real swords at each other. Someone slipped on a sword. Like, like, with no pre. Like, we were improvising sword fights with real swords. Improvivating with real swords. And our parents were like, oh, look at them.

They were real. They would have killed you for sure. Or at least damaged you severely. Like, they were duller. Like, they weren't like prime sharpened swords. or anything, but they weren't fucking like blunt. Like it's kind of insane.

I played the live sword one time and that shit changed my mind about We were improvising sword fights in the backyard and the adults were like Oh look at them. They're making movies. Oh, how cute. It is kind of crazy. If I think about it like really like that. It's like that's like that's like that's wild. Yeah. What's this? This is the article. So New Mexico teacher had students duel with swords in class leading a serious

injury of teen girl. No shit. The teen girl and then 16 suffered a large deep laceration across her right hand and wrist and her family. She actually lost a ligabic, like a ligabit got severed. So like in school. What the fuck class is that? I don't know. I don't know what school it is. I don't know. It was a battle class. It was probably a home neck or something. Whatever. Fucking cooking.

Now did you guys that finish making your strumboli, take your katanas out and please commence battle. Do you guys spend $200 on a katana like I asked you to? Yes. Do you remember that in school? Can you please buy this thing? And I'm like, no. you buy it I just that is I don't know like how does stuff that's why I say this is we are in Sims

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Believe that happened Yeah I think so too You know it's crazy I found that she blocked me She blocked you? Yeah Why? I don't know

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Because I saw a tweet Of her trending Oh because she said some bullshit Yeah Yeah And I was like, oh, I want, like, and I like going to, I like going to those accounts to read the replies because it's like really, I don't know, something. Yeah, I feel, it makes me feel incredibly smart. And it's like, it's a really nice EO boost.

And so I, I went to go read of it. It said this user is blocked you. I was like, what the fuck? Weird. I wonder why. That's so weird. Yeah. I feel like I had said anything that was like specific.

I don't think so either, but you guys, you're just like, oh, you're, you're so woke. I wonder if it was my L3 joke. Oh, you think it might have been recently? Yeah, I don't know, because I feel like I've clicked on her profile, like. like somewhat recently in the last like year at least. Dude, dude, Project 47, not sorry, that's 225, uh, fuck, agenda 47, hey, it's 47 in your hat. Um, uh, agenda 47 is going to, on the first day, make transgender people not, it's going to make them illegal. Like, like, legitimately that like, say, that's her problem. But that's the thing where it's like,

you, why would you support this guy that thinks you should not exist? I don't know. It is. I don't. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Here's the thing. No, here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's something. I know. This is speculative, but it's interesting. Is that I have not, on this podcast or anywhere on stream, even on Twitter, I don't think, I don't think I've said a negative thing about Blair White really at all. I've been pretty respected because I used to know her. It's like I disagree with her a lot. Sure. But whatever. Sure. You know what I mean? The only thing that I can imagine that I have said is that I remember getting contacted. a long, long time ago by, I don't know if it was like a concertive think tank or whatever through like email to do or keep doing what I was doing, you know, in quotes, in exchange

for a large sum of money. And I did not do that. And I made like a TikTok, I think like a year ago where I kind of joked about it how like, yeah, there's probably a lot of people who took that money, you know. And then suddenly I'm blocked by one of the, the people who, I mean, is quite frankly, just a little too passionate about this for it not to be monetarily. Like, I don't know, dude. I didn't, I've never said anything, but I find that timing like mega suspicious. Yeah.

Because why would you not be blocked? Yeah. When we're on the same show, you're way more like. Yeah. Like, look, I don't know. I think she got wind of it. I think I. That's very true.

Like, if I didn't take the money, I wouldn't have been offended by it. Right. So, like, I don't know. Something like that. Like, it's, because it is. It's a little weird. We've also, Blair and I, we've collabed a couple of times. Like, actually on my channel, we did, like, Twitter trash things.

And so maybe there's still, like, because I imagine she must know by now that, like, we are completely on opposite ends of everything. Right, right. Like, say, like, say we couldn't collab anymore because I would just, it would really just be, oh, wow, asking questions because we've talked even behind the scenes of, she told me, and she said this publicly. So it's not, it's not any insider information. She at the time told me, oh, I've learned X, Y, and Z is fake,

Crowder's fake. All these people are fucking fake. Oh, yeah, yeah. She said that publicly now. And so, like, I was like, oh, wow, she gets it. I didn't expect her to just go on that. I didn't expect that. And look, I don't know if she, like, actually is one of the people who took that money.

I just think it's weird that I would be blocked for no reason. It is, especially somebody who's not said anything. It's curious. Not that I care, whatever. We've not spoken in ages. It's not a big deal. bit. I just, yeah, I just look personally at whenever I've, regardless of her politics, whenever we've hung out, it's been, she's been nothing but cool. That's the thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, so what's that what sucks? I wonder why. I wonder why I wonder why I want to hang out this person. We have a conversation. We have a conversation. We have a conversation. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not going to tell you this. I understand. I mean, you can't make a reaction. Yeah. My phone rings you grab it and answer. He's not here right now. Yeah. Shut up. That's such a crazy movie.

We were talking about that, right? The character that we invented like, and that's say hypothetically, you're chilling with your friends or whatever. You got like, you have your phone. Yeah. It's like next to you.

It rings. And then you just. How much would that freak you out? How much would that offset your day? That would freak me out a little bit because I'm like, why the fuck? What do you? That's such an aggressive way to intrude on my business.

Oh, yeah. Oh, who do you text them on your phone is? What do you do? I do like the idea. I love the idea of. answering someone's phone casually. That is so disrespectful. I've wanted.

Stone face. Hello? I've wanted to be in that position, but I haven't found, like, I've just not been around it. I've been waiting for that moment. I want to do it.

I just really want to see what the reaction is. I'm too physically imposing to do stuff like that, because then that would start, I would, that flip the switch, you know, like I've suppressed myself

because I think I'm actually a bad person genuinely. Yes, you are. But I tricked myself into thinking I'm a good person. So when I start doing bad things, I'm like, oh, I like this. This is who I've always been. And then I'm going to be at a fucking, what you go? I'm going to be at a rally shooting a gun in the year.

Being like, let's do what we got to do. Yeah. Let's do what we got to do. Inciting riots and shit. Because I have a hard out. Oh, yeah, yeah. You said, yeah, Liz. Let's get it.

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