The Snark Tank - #248: Fogle-Ko '24

Episode Date: July 26, 2024

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These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Do you think a Yoshi could kill Arbiter? Do I think a Yoshi has the capacity to orgasm? Yeah. So Biden might step down. That's true, yeah. You might be gone. I actually didn't hear what you said.

I actually heard. What did you say? Thanks, kid. They made that for an eighth of a cent. Appreciate it, kid. Looks good. A little bitch. Looks good.

You know what I mean? I love fake shit, dude, because people can't tell. Did I tell you when I worked at a 7-Eleven warehouse that I had these plugs that were probably like this big at the time? About yay, yay large. Yeah, yeah, yay large, about size of a, you know, a butthole that's been a little bit played with. And this dude was like, I'm working for $9 an hour in 2007. And this guy's like, oh, shit, man. Are those real diamonds?

What the fuck? I looked at him like. waiting for his thought process to kick in like, oh, no, of course not. It did. It never did. I had to. It's good. You got to stay.

What did anything change radically? There's a lot of, a lot of earthquakes in Cali. That is so out of the range of normal motion. I went back like this. Why? Why'd you do that? You fucking not rude.

What the, why? Don't do it again. I did it. I did a constraint this time. I was cracking the back of my arms. If you're, okay, sure. I mean, I actually, I don't do that.

No, I think it's possible. Cracking the back of your arms? Yeah, you reach backwards and usually like bend over forward, reach backwards and then try to put your arm downward towards your feet. That shit is hard as far as far. I don't know people can do that. What are you trying to, what are you doing? I'm trying to stretch.

That's not stretching, man. That sounds like it's just you're hurting yourself. No, it's a real stretch. I'm not deliberate enough to do it the right way. Some people can do that. They like, it's like bending forward, having your face touch your knees. I can't do that. It's madness.

And then you use your, you stretch the hour with back your arms. Point your feet in opposite directions, put your face in your asshole and jump. That's a real stretch. It's not a real stretch. You're making it up. Most people cannot put their face on their knees. I know. I know.

So why would you even try that? That's like, it's almost like, hey, the exercise of touching your nose with your tongue. Or it's like only people with long fucking tongues can do that. Or no teeth. There's that too. Yeah. You have a lot of their teeth. That just scares me when they just come off to their face.

That's the worst thing. That's the worst thing. Everybody has a version of their head that looks like that. Yeah. Yeah. It's true. Oh my God. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast.

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Yeah. This is the. guarantee of the of the show. He doesn't like it when I say that. And I got to say some of you, some of you guys get a little bit upset in the free feeds, right? They're like, oh man, there's like a crescendo of something and then an ad just pops in.

And I'm like, I promise you guys, I can't control all the ad thing because of what we're on, but you can have no ads for $1. For one whole dollar. For $1 fucking $12 a year, motherfucker? Come on, dude. Yeah. Or we'll kill you.

Oh, Chris will slaughter you like wholesale. Oh, Chris. Me and Derek are not involved. I'm gonna film it. I'll film it. You're a fucking fool, but all right, cool. I'm saying, I'm gonna say, I'll snitch on you guys with the hurry up.

Chris held me at gunpoint one time, and then I participated in every single one after that. You know, I probably could have like skipped town or anything. You know, I'm sure that they'll interrogate me and be like, why didn't you just go to the police after the first one? I didn't think about it. I was scared. You've never been scared before.

I've never been so scared you help somebody murder somebody. You've never been afraid when you just put yourself in a situation that really damages you and you're just like, well, I guess I got to improvise. I guess I got to do it. Guess I got to improvise. For years of my life. Years. It really is a crazy commitment. God, I miss soda.

Hmm? You miss soda? I don't really drink. This is the first soda I've had since you brought the case over it or since I've got this case. from your place. Yeah. I can't do it no more, man. Yeah.

Not even diet. I drink it and I feel gross now. That's good. It's too much sugar. That's good. Not even diet. Does it make you feel bad during a diet? I don't drink.

I don't like this. I don't like the diet things, you know? I'm going to have the real thing. I'm going to have the real thing. If I'm not, I'm just going to sustain from it. I don't feel about salads and dressing. I don't put any dressing on my salads.

That sucks. It does suck. But it's discipline. That sucks. That's not discipline. That's just abuse. The way that I feel about it is if there's anything that I'm going to put on a salad to make it taste better, it's probably less healthy for me than the salad would be by itself.

I feel like most dressing. If I'm already trying to go for like a healthy option, just let me just stomach like what it is. Like why am I trying to? Most dressings aren't really bad. Well, it's a lot of oil. Yeah. It's a lot of fat. I said most.

It's a lot of fat. Some of them are like, like vinegar red is not really bad for you. It's just. Yeah, I guess. Well, look, it's, I think it's just a problem when when I watch people, use dressing and how they use dips for their nuggets or whatever. Oh, yes, too much. People are insane.

I swear to God, I saw this one person get six packets of barbecue sauce for six piece of chicken nuggets and use them all. And I'm like, I saw I saw something like suck one up. I'm not a sauce person. I am a lightly glazed. Like say, I like say, say, say, especially for chicken, the chicken McNugget and the barbecue sauce are designed to be together. because like I don't even have that

I don't like barbecue sauce that much a lot of times it's too fucking sweet but they did something that it actually works really well and I'm like I'm not even gonna complain about this but little I like the lightest little dunk just so you can accent taste because the chicken nuggets's already good on its own yeah yeah not a sauce person never have been

probably never will be I like a light coating a light coating of sauce you don't need to drench it you don't need to fucking fake it like so much sauce on it that like the volume of sauce encases the chicken nugget right And I'm like, I can't even taste the nugget anymore. It's just sauce. I just like just seasoned chicken.

Just seasoned chicken. Yeah, but see, that's why it was so weird that you used to go to raising canes. Because canes is fine. But see, that's the thing. It's fine is like, wait, when there's other options that are a thousand times better, why would you? I don't think the, it's worth the, because there's always a line there. So to me, it's like, it's never worth going. I get you.

Yeah. It's not like my favorite chicken. Like, I'd rather, I'd rather just make fried chicken at home. Oh, of course. I mean, when you get to control. actually the only thing, there are some shitty. Churches. I've never had churches. Churches is, it has

probably one of my favorite consistencies. And one thing about churches depending on the place you go to, there was one that was down the street for me in L.A. They, oh, they never had what? Nothing, nothing. What was what? What did I say something? No, no, you'd say anything. You can't just do that. I'm sorry, just keep going. Keep going. Don't worry about it. No, you can't, you can't do that. What happens? I just aren't so unfortunate. that we're spending a lot of time on fried chicken.

But, but... Fried chicken's amazing. It is. I know, I know. Is it because we're both black and I started having a very,

like, serious Friday. It's a minority podcast that, of course, is the first thing you hear. Like, imagine this is your first episode.

You're like, I wonder what these minorities are going to talk about. What are these guys about? Fried chicken? I think that's so out of people's brains, but I guess it's in some people's brains, you know? I just thought about it because my sense of humor is completely fucked.

I don't think most people are going to think that. But I just, that stereotype has always just been confusing to me, because who the fuck in their right mind would not like... Who... I feel like you could give fried chicken to like a random... Like a person who's never experienced like modern day human contact.

Like an isolated tribe on an island somewhere. And they would be like... Yeah, they're gonna think this is fucking phenomenal. They wouldn't be able to tell you, but like they would absolutely love it. They would probably bow and arrow you because... They're going to think you're like some demon thing trying to lure them in with amazing temptation.

Yeah. Like the devil and they're like, I got to kill you. Like this is too good. This can't be good for you because of how good it is. And then they just have five arrows in one shot. Just like you up. If you're five chambering arrows, that's crazy. Dude, just imagine how strong you would have to be for all the bounce of pressure.

If you're five chambering it just. And they all hit the same place. They go through each other. That's insane. They like stagger? That's how it is, man. You go to the Amazon. You know all those people that stumble in the Amazon forest and they never come back because

those people shoot thousands of arrows. Why do people go there? Because they're so fucking stupid. I think they just like to be shot with arrows. Yeah. They're like... Must be like an arrow fetish or something. Everything in Amazon is just built to kill humans.

Yeah. I don't even think that people that are there want to be there. They don't want to be there. They wouldn't want to be there. Like, I saw, there was this African guy that went on a rant recently about because so there was the the south african drink is dupluss in the ufc and then long story short he was talking shit about oh izzie you left africa you guys all left africa i stayed here the whole time and then he's pissed off because of the privileged nature of like

yeah you stayed there because you're fucking not poor we left because for better opportunity and this guy is on a rant getting angry and then he calls africa a shithole and they catch him so i I didn't mean to call it a shihull. I just mean that we want to like leave. I'm like, dude, stop backpedaling. We know what you mean. You love your country, but you know it's a shithole. Like you're like, this place sucks.

It depends on where you're at in Africa. We would. Of course, yeah. I think money. That's what it depends on. There's plenty of places in the fucking United States that are shitholes. Oh yeah, for sure. But the way Africa's depicted, you probably underwent through this as well because you're

from New York as well. But the way Africa's depicted to us in New York, it's like a pigsty. It's like a pigsty. What do you mean New York? Specifically, that's a weird thing. I think it's just an American assumption. I think it's an American assumption, particularly in York. Because I know people from other states that don't really have that perspective, the same way.

They're like, oh, Africa is it kind of a place where animals are and then black people. What do you mean? Like the Lion King is their assumption of what Africa is? They think it's like Lion King and Jungle. Chakazulu. Yeah, literally. For me, I remember the phrase African booty scratcher. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush.

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when I was, you never heard that phrase ever? I know. That's ringing a bell, but at the same time it isn't. Yeah. Like the way I thought of Africa, the way they teach you about Africa is like, it's Savannah. Yeah. Then there's jungle. And then there's famine. And then there's starving.

Black, mosquitoes. Well, I remember the like, it wasn't Sarah McLaughlin. She would go on with the dogs and sing the sad song about the dogs. But there was a lot. Those fucking dogs on. But there was all those commercials about like, it was like a guy with like a beard and he would go around. He would like stand next to start.

Like he was standing next to shaking Africans. Yeah. And he would say, he would say they had malaria. Yeah, they were like these are my malaria boys. You can feed them. I'm not gonna,

but you can. You can feed them. These are my malaria boys. You can get him for just a dollar. It's like he would go on. You can get for just a dollar. I swear. I don't know what.

I know who you're talking. I don't know what this guy's name was. I believe that, right? I believe that's what. Africa was for years. And then my aunt went to Africa's mom was dating a man that was from Ghana. She went to Africa. She went all over the Ivory Coast in Nigeria.

Ghana, really? And that place is beautiful. Ghana and I'm in Nigeria are beautiful. They're really beautiful places. Look it, man. I get it. I think there might be a disparity between like the then and the now of it as well, very likely true.

Yeah. But I was like, what the fuck, dude. It's all that. I think the poverty thing is a little more extreme there, the gap between poverty and not. Of course. Yeah. That's the thing, really. Of course.

If it's low, it's real low. Yeah. I mean, it's just, that's a matter of depiction. I mean, like, it's the same thing with the LA, you know? Like, what is it? Like, the richest part of LA is like blocks away from like Skid Row. You know, it's crazy. It's wild.

It's insane. I was like, what Africa has similar. There's buildings here. I feel like it's just, there were just huts and rhinos. It's just like a lack of like thinking one step further. I think that's all that is because we all have these stupid thoughts and then we don't try to correct them where I was just talking to Jojo. about her ex-co worker was saying, oh man, how much better would things be back in like the 50s and

stuff, you know, less worries and all this shit? And then her thoughts stopped there and never went, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, that's a fucking nightmare. I don't have any technology that I enjoy any of the benefits. We're just looking up AC back in the day. Oh my God. Yeah, it's ridiculous. The best units back in the day were 2,500 BCUs, which is like nothing? Because now on average are like 10,000. 70s and 80s were iconic for air conditioning men. Like, because they just didn't give a shit. They would,

the environment did not matter to anybody back then. So you would have like rooms that were freezers, basically. Yeah. Now your kidders can't go that low. Yeah, they have all these stupid limits and stuff. They'll shut off when it's clearly not fucking, it's like, oh, maybe the unit is 60 degrees. Yeah. But like, it ain't 60 degrees in the fucking room.

I like to place, I like, when I was a kid, I would place mine down to about 15, 17 degrees. And it was like perfect for me. Selfies? That's just go to sleep weather That's just go to sleep You're like oh it's really cold And you go on to your covers And then your parents go on there

And you're frozen trap under your covers You wake up 200 years later Trying to hit your way out I think it's the perspective of They never showed the nicer parts Of the countries of Africa Well that's true Yeah it's not as a shit

It's just more of thinking that There are rich people everywhere Of course There are kings In Africa Do you think they're Poor? No. I agree, but like thinking about like, when you talk about like,

they have a really nice hut. When you talk about Rome, right? Yeah, they have a double hut. They have two huts at each other. With no, with no entryway beneath them. There's no staircase or anything. There's just, you got to get drunk. You got to dig under and you get you into the hut. There's a little fucking hole you got to go into. That's so absurd. But you think of like Rome, right? You think of like Italy, right?

Italy's fucking, probably, I've never thought of Italy or Rome. But like, you know, you see like, oh, this is beautiful painting. Oh, like the structures and said and all this great stuff. In Africa, you see like skinny African boy playing with rock, playing soccer with a rock. Look, man. Okay, look, to be fair, I was, I was alone a lot of the times with like the critical thinking that I would try to express. I really admired philosophy as a kid, so I would try to think more and ask questions. That's crazy.

Philosophy is. I mean, I would, it's just, I paid attention a lot. It's fun. I feel like. I couldn't think of, I couldn't conceptualize yet, but I would think. I would pay attention. I would try to, because, like, it was always fun to try to figure things out on your own, and then later on look it up and see if you're even close.

Yeah, there was a kid in my class who was, like, in, like, in third grade, he was, like, really big on philosophy, and I remember we all ganged up on him and killed him. He beat the shit. Okay. You didn't even, you need to beat him up. You just shot him. No, yeah, we could have been, he could have been, he could have been really someone great in the world, and you guys were like, you can't let that happen.

We called him, and then we peeled him like a banana and then threw him in a trash camera. You built. Oh, my God. A small one. So he was definitely like mostly sticking out of the trash can't do. Yeah, he was, uh, he was like, I don't even know. It was like two, two grades beneath me. He's just getting up.

He told the story about like the two fourth graders that beat up like six second graders in my school. What is that real? Yeah, they beat the fuck out of those little kids. That's so fucking crazy, man. They beat the fuck out of those little. For what reason? Because people are angry and they're full of hate and they want to take the hate out someone else. Yeah.

And if they fought back the second graders, they fought back. They fought back. They were they were pussies, but like, you know. A second grader not being a pussy is such a weird thing to say because I feel like all kids are pussies. You know what? If a kid shows non-pussy traits as a little acid, it's kind of a bad time. You know what that means to me?

It's kind of a bad sign. It's kind of a bad sign. Like, oh, you know, like, fight back boy. Don't be a bitch. You know, like that's just like that type of shit. Because there's no reason for you to be a tough second grader. Yeah. Maybe you watch a lot of Disney like right like right or wrongs in you.

Because that's how I was. was like a lot of right and wrong in me like i watched power engines and both shit yeah but those people i'd be like leave that person alone and get punched in my fucking face leave them from immediately you don't even finish your sins and then i'm there just clawing at the concrete on the ground oh my god i was huge though when we were kids what my power rangers was huge when we were kids that was i there was a kid in our class who didn't like power rangers would be ganged up on him and killed i would have killed them too we ate him she ate him one little kid who was like prep his mouth everybody stretched that

little kid's mouth open real wide and then he absorbed a guy to the point of it that's crazy that's horrifying prepare johnny's mouth everybody's like okay i mean it happens man sometimes that just needs to happen there are some there are you know if you're your peers when you're young you're like this this guy needs to go haven't you ever had you ever had obviously there's always that one kid in class like there's something wrong with this kid yeah there's something wrong with you you shouldn't be you shouldn't be trying to punch the principal when you're like the seventh grade like what's wrong with you. Dude, in my private school? Get a drive-by shot. I was in private school for elementary

and we had these two dudes that were you know, troublemakers, big trouble makers, these two brothers. And the mom was like, maybe if they'll do, maybe they'll do better in private school. No, they just wreaked havoc much more because there was no one to encourage them. Everybody was like shocked because you couldn't fuck around in my school. No. These guys

one day in the middle of class, hey, you want to play Armymen? What the fuck? And he's all, check it out. Flip his desk over. His brother, flips his desk over the way, they're diving and shit. I was like, what the fuck is happening? It sounds so fun. It was like, they ever played argument?

That makes me want to join the military, I think. Those kids, I'm sure, joined the military and got killed immediately. I'm sure that's what happened. They stepped on something and started beeping and he disappeared. Because they were way to, I've never seen that type of not even like, oh, should we? You know, you know how some people are like, like, should we do? do it. There's, oh yeah. And like, like, as if there was nothing wrong with it. And I was like, I've never seen that before. And they lasted, uh, like three days. I remember like, I remember in like third

grade or maybe like fourth grade. There was like this sixth grade girl that was built like a tank. Yo. And she hated me. And I had no idea why. And she grabbed me up by like my tie. She like grabbed me up. She like grabbed me up like my tie. She like grabbed me up. Because I was like, grab me up. Because I wasn't like, like, choked me. It was very confusing. I don't understand. I still don't understand what the fuck was going on. All right. But she like, grab me up. She's like, I'm going to beat you up. And I was like, what? Like, why? I don't even think

why? I don't even think it was like afraid I was just like what? What did I do? I didn't do anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thinking about it

it was the most rash of like I was, I probably should have been afraid because she looked like, I don't know, it was weird. She looked like Hulk Hogan actually.

Based on I at, she's probably not alive anymore based on. I'm gonna beat you up, brother. For me, I'm gonna beat you up. I told the story of like twice,

but I got beat up by a girl in 10th grade. It's hilarious. And I was trying to act like, would have beat her up if I wanted to but I feel like two hits in I was like she might have fucked me up she was she was hit hard this girl was like uh she was hitting me she wasn't like a big broadly girl she just knew how to fight no this one was like do you remember

did you remember patty from uh hey Arnold yeah yeah it's like that type situation yeah oh you gotta fought her then you got her no not at that I was a big girl man two grades lower oh he was bigger than you two yeah she's still a girl though no one precise thing to it's really debatable one precise thing to the job kind of Knocking out a girl is so crazy. That's a girl. I'm just sitting up over, like, fight club? Yeah.

What's up? Yeah. The fight club, the bloody, the bloody look of them where you're fucking punched a girl out. There is only one good scene in the Mortal Kombat Annihilation. And it's when Jax is fighting Syrax. And there's like a moment where I hate that because they made him so black in that fucking movie because he was just Jackson the first one he just appeared and then they hired this

guy that's like oh we kind of want comic relief we want 90s basketball like quippy fucking i was like this this is embarrassing but he has a moment where he actually fucks up cyrax a little bit and then he just does this get some yeah now what and it's so i'm like it's like barrett from it's so it's embarrassing at the same time like that's so crazy it's so crazy because barrett was not written like that but that is the energy barrett gave off you know No. Because like Barrett in his remake is not a nigga. He's just a black man.

That's all he is. Just a black man. But like the energy everybody assumed he has. Yeah. Get some. You can't stop me. It works. I mean, obviously I had no problem with Augustus Cole.

You know what I mean? Well, Cole, it makes sense. Cole was like that though. Cole doesn't act. Right. I think he's going to act that way very likely. Yeah. I think most fantastical,

fantastical settings are benefited by that presence personally. I like the sergeant Johnson the Augustus Cole the Barrett. I think it adds something that I think would be deeply missing.

It's always really funny when they die because they will die for some reason. When they die. I'm just saying it's a fun presence. There's no doubt that Barrett being changed in that way made that game a lot more fun. Look, it's definitely fun, but there is

The only caveat, the only caveat is, I'm like, damn, the only, it's like, it's the only black guy. It's like, you know, it's the one role and they give it to Robert Downey Jr. as fucking, you know, to play Lincoln Osiris. The thing is, yeah, and you're like, damn, it's just that. That's all. Yeah. But at the same time, I enjoy it.

I really enjoy it. I like the nature of him being, I like the nature of them being loud and being more, like, passionate, but I don't like them just being like a catchphrase machine, you know. Like, woo, I mean, realistically. I'm sorry. I love Paul. Realistically, Marcus isn't really that different, though. He's easy.

Marcus is just like, yeah. He's the other way. He's the other way. No, it's the same thing. He's just like a generic white protagonist. He's just like, he has a bandana, but he might as well have a backwards hat. That's essentially what it's like. I feel like there's images of him with a backwards hat actually.

I think so, too. I feel like that exists. He's just like if Fred Durst was masked. healing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would hurt him. Sweet. That's the perfect reload, right? Yeah, sweet. Or you'll pick up something, some, sweet, like one of the cogs, sweet, sweet. It's a dead man's identity. Sweet. Sweet. Yes. I love how monstrous they are. They're like,

they're like really terrifying people. They're like walking tubes of spam. It's insane. It's just meat tubes these people. It's crazy. Do you think the three of us to stop our baller? No. No. No.

What are you? Stop what you're saying? You think we could stop one of them? I don't think we could stop Marcus. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay. When I was living in Chicago, I took part in my first ever giant charity sale. And I was able to auction several items from my personal closet on eBay.

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A wretch. No, we wouldn't stop a wretch. Because I think we could stop a wretch, but I think one would claw into one of us and then we would lose the will to fight because he'd get so scared. That's what I think all the time in things like that. It's like a dog, like a wolf comes in right now, right? We could kill a wolf, but a wolf would bite one of us

we would see what would happen when they bit one of us and the fights out of our hearts we're like we can't do the thing more but are we talking about one wretch or like a group of wretches a group is absolutely not yeah that's what I'm saying a group of wretches were done one but here's the thing here's the only problem because my first thought was

well I can shotgun blast a wretch of death but then I'm like wait their shotguns are probably the equivalent of like 50 cannons or something well no no no that's a little one right just one the little one the little like what are they called the little like hoppers I forgot what they're the wretches

Are you talking about the little tickers? Oh, you're talking about tickets? You're done, you're doomed. Well, yeah. They're just, you just have to run away from their landmines. Yeah, yeah. You got to like make it engaged.

Oh, man, I loved being controlling tickers when you would, on beast mode. Dude, that shit was cool as fuck. Kicking them at somebody and then blowing them up. That was amazing. What is what are they called? Are they called wretches? Wretches have guns?

No, what are you talking about? Okay, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah. There's none. We can't, I don't think we could. I think we could probably kill one of them. I don't think you understand, Ben. I think, I think, no, the three of us think could probably kill one of them, but I think the damage we'd sustain, we could not fight off another one.

One, what? I don't know. Maybe. Because I think, I think we would be, someone, one of us would be severely lacerated. I just don't know if we can handle anything big enough to take him down because you can take them down with one shotgun blast, right? No, we could, we can't, I'm saying their shotguns. You can't punch one of those things to death. I promise.

No, no, no, because. You got a stomp, we got a stomp, closed door on head, get top of, totally. Goal slam on back of head. Stomp, a lot of stops. See, the problem is there, we, I want to know the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I want to know how destructive their weapons are compared to, like, a normal human weapon. Yeah, like, what, what, what, what their shotguns would do in comparison. Yeah. To, like, a normal, like, contemporary shotgun.

Yeah. Yeah. Because those shotguns are cool. Those are cool looking shotguns, but also, like, they feel like nuclear. They feel like nukeller. The fact that people like that would call shoot. and move? Would we be able to hold

one of those things? The fact that they walk up to people and hit fire, like, and then the top half of their body is God. Like, that's real. This is what happens in that game. It eviscerates the entire torso of a person.

The densest part. Right. Right. They're also not slow. Like, based on the size they are, they should be far slower. Like, Cole is like, in his stat books, he's like, they talk about how

normally quick he is. He runs someone his size. Augustus Cole Augustus Cole tiptoes at 79 miles an hour That is How do you

It's like When one of those car Those like safari things are like running By a Cheetah and shit And they slow it down And it doesn't look like they're really Going fast And so like he's just like

You know But the next to a car Just tipping on his toes Woo! Dude, it's insane. He wasn't a freaking thunderdome and you find him. He's just slaughtering them. And I'm like, dude, dude, he's not even looking at them.

He's like, y'all came to join the party. I'm like, this guy, these creatures are monsters. They're all, they're not humans. Six of those things could probably kill a whole army of people. A long time ago. Yeah. A long time ago, they probably, it was humans. They colonized other galaxies eventually.

So this is so far in the future now. And they're just, this is just the genetic superior versions. Yeah. Of like their atmosphere on that planet just gives them like a lot of oxygen or something. Or they're just like they're capable of just being fucking hulking mass. Even the fucking locusts, why are they so jacked? Underground just. Well, locus aren't people.

So they're like they're coming together. They could make that sense. That's propaganda. And that's really fucked up. That's probably. Yeah. Yeah. That is probably.

You can't call people. Did you imagine having a fucking debate with a berserker? No. Did you get one to sit down? That's the first and foremost. Can they sit? Do they know what sitting is? I don't know.

They've never seen what they can fall down. They relax sometimes. The local, the normal look, a berserker is not relaxing. They're like, they're doing like the Twitch. It never stops like being active. Dude, I love how you explode when it touches you. When the church, dude, at the church. dude, the way they run.

Like literally it touches you. Imagine something. What if they're scared? What if they're actually just scared? I'm sure they are. Like they're not angry or aggressive. They're just really scared at anything they hear. They think it's someone that can help them.

That's just how they cry. So they run at you to get help. They're like, please help me. Help me. They're looking for help. Help me. Help me. I don't know what I'm doing.

I'm blind. I can't see. I can't be able to see. No. They're like, no. They're not making no. anymore please I need someone to help me the way that they cry

is that they sprint blindly at sounds roar and pop people that's the way they express I need help I will never forget berserkers I got of every enemy in the video games

I can't forget them because of how off the rails that encounter is my favorite thing about them is how they address them as she oh yeah that is like berserers females. When you hear that,

you know, of course. That's awesome. I just, look at the way to react. I mean, I never thought of it in that sexist way.

I don't react to minimal. The dudes that, they're angry and scared of she they can't even see. Bro, that is, that is maybe the, I've never thought about it

in that way, but it's probably because you're normal. You're not a fucking, you're not a fucking actual misogynist. Yes, but you're like, Andy Tate in his shades

playing Gears of War. It's like, yeah. Yeah. Of course. Of course. That's a chee. Look at this fucking bitch here. Of course that's a bitch. Come to Hussein University, I'll fucking pimp around for a good ten. He would. He would.

He would find out a way to pimp out a berserger. And this dude, like, shows up at the hotel. Like, all right, so how much? That laugh you did was like Marcus almost. I can't even imagine that. Actually, no other than I think of that. Well, Marcus is laughing. I can't imagine somebody saying like giving

saying a joke, like set up punchline, then Marcus going, Ha ha ha ha ha. It'll probably do damage to you. You probably got to roll a con save after you laughs. So you don't get hurt. I got a 12. Ow!

It's not that funny, Phoenix. What are you talking about? You didn't mean Holmes? Oh, my God. I love how Dom is like just a good friend the whole time and he's constantly, it's cucked by the universe. Yeah.

Like all he does is get cucked by the fucking surround of the universe. That's what I was a good people. That's what that game taught me. Yeah. That's why I'm a fucking... That's why I'm a cruel. That's why I'm a self-made sociopath. Nice cut.

Self-made. I had empathy when I was a kid, but I understood that it was a bad thing and it gets you shit on in life. So I sold it. So I sold it to the government. Do imagine getting your fucking morals from gears. Imagine getting those morals. Imagine learning that lesson specifically from gears. The story's about sacrifice constantly.

You're like... Immediately a piece of shit. Not the importance of like her mother or family. You just get like... Oh, being a good person is bad. Yeah. If Dom was just a kind of a cunt, he wouldn't have went through any of this. If Dom didn't care about his wife and he wouldn't be so broken up about it.

Right. So why am I going to care about my wife? Yeah, there would have been no reason for him to kill himself or nothing. I don't need to care about people. I'm superior now. I'm better than everybody. Yeah. Like, all right, whatever, bitch.

I'll find somebody else. You know what? Let me see if I can score on you. Let me see if I can, let me see if I can crazy. He blows his wife's head out. And it goes and fucks Anya. Hell yeah. And then Marcus is...

It takes over brain matter. Jesus Christ. It's like, dang, that's hardcore, dude. Then Marcus is looking with his hairline touching his eyebrows. His airline in years ago three is so fucking insane. I have a small forehead, but that motherfucker's forehead is imaginary. His forehead is... It's not even a corridor of yours.

It's insane. It's so crazy. Marcus, your... hideous. Leave me alone. Anya, that hurts. I'm so sad. Get the fuck out of you, Marcus. I'm in the middle of fucking your girl.

All right, listen. What are we talking about? Hulk Hogan. Was that the... Oh, my God. The third or fourth day? The R&C? I didn't even realize it. Did you see that

the Grindr app crashed around the Republican National Convention because so many closeted gay people were hooking up on Grindr? Yeah. I love that. Are you serious? That's absolutely true. That's not a... The CEO came out and he's like, it's the Super Bowl.

The R&C is the Super Bowl of Grindr. 100%. And it's so damn funny. And it's funny to see the confirmation because it's just things that we already knew. It's like say, oh, Catholicism, shuffling around pedophile priests. Like, we all know these things. It's just mega funny that that's real. Like, I love that.

Yeah. Good for them. They're all like, who other than people that, you know, that hate the gays so much are all the ones shoving all this cock down the throats, obviously. It's always that. It's all self-hatred. The fact that it's like, it's like the. Super Bowl. It's a Super Bowl. The CEO came out and said, it's a Super Bowl fucking for Grinders with the RNC. Every time the R&C comes up, they have that sweet convention. His traffic shoots up. And somebody who at the RNC showed an example of all of the members that are on Grindr that you're swiping are feet, feet away. You know what I mean? Like they're within the vicinity. They're staring at you in fact while you're swiping. So if you're a gay person that loves quote unquote straights, because you know, there's these gay dudes.

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goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I feel like it's your either, if if you're a straight guy that likes to fuck the dudes every once while, you're just bisexual, right? Yeah, there's,

you don't, you don't flounder between them if you're not, like, bisexual. Not consistent. You can't, like, what do you mean? The thing is,

I think you can, you can have a gay experience. You can, you can, you can, you can try being gay, be like I didn't, I wasn't really into that.

You can, experiment, right? And you can, you can think, you can think you're gay for a while, but in the back of your mind, you know, you back your mind,

you're like, you're like, you're like, guys, I really don't like doing this. I don't know why I'm doing this. Wait, why don't you keep doing it? What are you talking about? I don't know.

I feel like that line crosses way before. Hold on. Fucking guys multiple times. I know. Like, you find that out maybe with like a kiss or something. Or like, you know what I mean?

Or like a pheromone thing. Think of how many straight men have done it. Making out how many straight men have fucked how many gay men? That's the whole point. They're not straight. They're not straight. They're bisexual. How many gay men have consistently fucked women.

Yeah, but that's not, that's because it's socially unacceptable to be like what they used to be. I agree. They're bearding it up. I agree. I also know there's gay men that like, oh yeah,

I think fucking girls are pretty fine. And it's like, because they're bisexual. You're not exactly gay. That's my argument. You're not exactly gay. Yeah, they're bisexual. If you enjoy fucking girls

and you swear you're gay, I'm like, well, no, you're fine. You might, here's what I think they're bisexual, which is entirely fine.

That's how. I mean, not for me. Like, I think that's evil. sexuality works. I don't think it's more of a 50-50 thing. I don't know, man. I think you can, if you're, if you lie once or twice, you're not a liar. But if you,

if you've gayed more than once, you're not exactly a gay. I feel like, I think if you've definitely lose count, you're fucking gay. I think the more, yeah,

of course, of course, you have gay tendencies for sure. I think if you, if you've more than once been with men, you liked it enough that you wanted to do it

again, you liked it enough that you wanted to try again for sure because I would think especially a human adult person would be like their first experience. They'd be like a dog, a dog, a dog. But pretty, I'm pretty sure you would like, while it's happening, you'd probably be like, I'm not really that into this. Like say, if you're at a club or a bar and then you're like, oh, let's see what happens. We get out. When you get that realization, do you finish it up, you're like, if you're fucking a guy,

you're fucking a dude, right? If you're 50 minutes into getting dick down And then you look in the mirror And you're like, Harrumph, I'm not into this 50, right? You're about to bust you. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Nah.

Things need to change. Sir, I'm so sorry. I'm not into this. And then I'm going to go jack myself off. That's crazy to stop. First of all, I don't think any like monkey brain person that's in the middle of sex would just stop. I think they would not and then be like, what am I done?

And then that's all that. The same dreams of being like, dang. I just fuck this gay. He's shaking. He's quivering. I just fuck this gay guy This guy's an episode Does he's blissfully

Just fucking hemorrhaging No it's not bliss It's agon It's agony So you like hurt him That's not good And you're like dang what am I doing Let me go rum one out on his face So quick and get out of here

That's insane That's like the video of the elephant Stepping on that guy Well he was trying to feed him You see that? No That guy wasn't been doing horrible shit to him I mean

Changed my perspective on elephants Real quick Hey what about the elephant That killed that woman and then went for the redo attended to her funeral stopped her out

I assumed that that woman did something wrong but this guy was genuinely like just tenderly feeding it's what he was showing us I'll go out he was like this video is crazy

because he's like it's like it's like it's like it's one of the craziest videos ever seen you want to see it no I always my favorite animals I absolutely don't want to see it you don't want to see an elephant crush a man

I've definitely seen him do like really fuck things already I was on another pick up a girl tosser like actually lift her up the air yeah I'm always like it didn't do it didn't do it any intel attention

because of the fact thought it was playing with her. Well, how do you know that way? You can't say that. Well, it was playing with her. They were like playing back in, I mean, yeah, I can't tell the other than was like, I gotcha, bitch.

And did it all for her, bitch. You can't read elephant minds. You're not Caesar Milan, but for elephants. Yeah. But they're actually... Elephant Milan? Elephants are actually really gentle.

The problem is that they're just also still elephants. Or Dumbo, I think. I think is it. Is that Planet Caesar is a type of dog? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I guess

So I guess his real name No, his real name is Dog Milan But they're like, dude, that's too on the nose We're gonna have to change your name for this show Yeah Hello, I'm dog Milan And then there was Caesar the Bounty Hunter Caesar the Fountain

You know that guy? Of course That was like a fucking Anyway, whatever I can't believe that guy exists Like it doesn't seem real That's an effect show or like Comedy Central

It was like It was a real But I mean like it seemed like you know, do you ever Assy McGee? You ever see that show? Yeah. Yeah.

He reminded me of like, oh, we'd write him into one of those fucking shows. It's like a TV show you would see on a TV in GTA. Yeah. Or something. Like not a real show.

Dog, the bounty hunter with this stupid fucking mullet in Hawaii. You know, probably beating up a bunch of natives. Just, I'm sure that's all the show was. Welcome to dog.

The bounty hunter. I'm going to throw this native into a cage. Brought to you by Varite. And then I'm going to fly volcano and drop him into the volcano. Yeah, this virgin. Those volcano episodes are crazy.

But Hulk Hogan was at the R&C. He gave a little speech. His speech, he ripped off his shirt, did the whole shtick, and he was like, you know, my daughter's still fucking blacks, and I know Trump's going to do something about that. Trump's going to help me. He's going to help me put it in law. He's going to get back to my former glory, brother.

No more's misogination. What's it called miscigenation? Is that right? Misogyny. So would it be miscigenation? I don't. I know what you're trying to say. I don't know.

I don't know. I's not like an idiot right now. I know what you're trying to say. Misegony? Misogyny? No, it's not misogyny. No, when it's interracial fucking. It's called like misogyny?

It's something like that. Yeah. It's been too long since I've had any of these racist conversations. You don't think about these things because. Like, it never, it never crosses my mind that this is a fucking issue. I think it's misogyny. Miscegenation. Yeah.

So I think whatever. Whatever, brother. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. No interracial fucking anymore. it's going to be in law. Trump's going to do it.

Project 2025, Agent 40. Oh, no, she's with a white guy now. Oh, yeah. She gave him to her fucking... Wait, who? She gave him to him. He's a hockey player. If you marry a black man, I'm going to kill myself.

And she's like, no, dad, stop. Yo, honestly, I'm not even joking. This is not like a slide or anything. I really thought Hulk Hogan was dead for a while already. Like, I just, I for some reason just assumed that that was true. He looks dead. Because I haven't heard anything from him since the Gawker case. Oh, yeah.

when he like sued Gawker into the ground That was great That was really good It was a good time Gokka what a fucking guy Was so stupid Gawker sucked So stupid

And you know what Whenever I hear the word Gocker reminds me of that dumb bitch That fake feminist chick That was like In the Uber And this dude had a bobblehead Like this Asian dude

Oh yeah You're gonna be on Gokker And she said like something About the continent You don't care about the continent Of Hawaii And the way she was saying The way she was talking

I was like Oh my God The Lula girl right What is Gokker exactly It was just a website. Like it was like a... Tabalachu was under it. And like it was just like a family of websites that would just like report on stuff.

But they had like, they had this weird like... I remember there was one specific article that was like, here's every registered gun owner in New York City. And it would just docks them. It was like it was like the most insane shit ever. It's like, what are you doing? Like everybody hated them. Like like genuinely there was a point like I think like they went on TV and liberals and

conservatives were like, you suck and we hate you. Finally did the fucking Dutch. It was like the most unified I've ever seen anybody. Yeah, we did the fucking predator fucking. Yeah. I love that shit, man. That's where I want to get back. I want to get back to that in this country.

And I feel like... There's a possibility. We're on the... Okay, so a few presented things happened. So Trump almost got offed and the response. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show, presented by eBay. There's a different kind of care that comes with letting something meaningful go.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger.

and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. from every corner. Like I was actually kind of shocked.

I was thinking there was going to be more, the people on the right were going to literally be like, like, you know, you ever seen a chicken panic? Like, I thought like, you know,

I've ever, have you ever hit a chicken in the legend of Zelda? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Cuckus? Yeah. So you see them,

when they're like panicking and shit, there's like little sweat coming off in and shit. Like I thought there was going to be this doomsday. And then I thought the polls were going to, already reflects some shit. I thought there was going to be, everything's been kind of, it has been kind of like whatever.

I think if you, if you're online, it's probably like doomsdayish, but like it's not really like, man, but just even, you gotta look for it really. Yeah.

Even in like on the outs, I was thinking I was going to see more of a response and I feel like it was actually since, I think since he didn't like get like a bullet wound, like say having an exit wound or something, really didn't do it for a lot of people. I kind of know what you're talking about.

Yeah. Because, like, the ear thing was almost, like, kind of, I think after a while, people were kind of like, eh, you know, like, that didn't really. It's a pretty lame gun. It's a pretty lame wound for a gunshot. When it gets out ears, it gets back surgery, it gets outraged. It's like, look at me. It's fucked up because I would, I would respect it a little bit. I'm a little teabler.

Look at me. I'm building cookies in a tree. Bars. That was bars. That was actually my. I'm sorry. I wouldn't put a beat over that real fast. Look at me.

I'm building cookies. Looky. I'm a keeper else. Look at me. I'm making cookies in a tree. Do you remember when the immigrants were in here? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Pepperage.

That's me. I'm Peppridge and his farm. I'm Peppridge and the farm. We're going to get that farm back to the best farm in the world. Good old American farm. No more ARABs taking our pepridge. Some guys are going super sane and a crab. Bro, that's what they.

Every time he says something so nonsensical, they still go nuts. And I'm like, they're not even listening. I will build a big boat. I will fly to the moon. I will slip little cookies in your pockets. If you vote for me, I will slip a little, a tiny little elf cookie. That might get me, dude. That might get me, actually.

If I woke up the next morning at Election Day and I had like a little breakfast treat, it's exciting. This is a real fucking deal. Yeah. You know what? If you guys turn coat that easy, I'd be like, wow. everyone sucks It's off already If you didn't

If you woke up I don't got a Tomorrow morning With a kebler elf cookie With you know The one with the chocolate glaze on it A little dribble on it It's chocolate solid

On the side Just resting on your pillow When you woke up Would you not be like He's him I would say thank you Lily What did it Yeah you asked the least

I didn't do nothing And then you're like Oh he is him Would you not do that Would you not be like No Trump is my God king I'd be even more scared

Would you not literally spawn a fucking Maka hat? Wait, hold on. Do you remember this is a specific thing? But, oh man, I don't remember. It was very New York. I know that I haven't seen it here. But there were these like kind of like these breakfast kind of pastry things. They were like these crumbly thing.

They were supposed to have them with like coffee, but there were these crumbly like crumbly like S shaped kind of things. Do you know what I'm talking? I don't know if it was like Entomins or what. But like. Sounds like it. Ah, damn. Whatever.

I've been looking for these things and I can't find them. They're so, they're really delicious in a bland way. I think you would like them actually. I love, I love bland things. If I can find them, I'll bring some. Because they're fucking weirdly good. I don't know what it is. I love bland things and I hate it.

I don't, I didn't think. Because I get made fun of for it. Like, I like, I like, I like bland things too. I like flavorful things,

but I also have a serious love for this blandness. Um, like I'd go to, I'd go to, I'd go to, I'd go to, like, Chinese buffets and just get chicken and broth through white rice. I go to the Chinese food.

I only get the fortune cookie. That's it. Paying for the buffet. And you get a bowl of fortune. And you get a bowl. A bowl of cookies. I put a little bit of milk inside of there. I don't take the fortune out either.

It's the best part. I have a little piece of paper that I slip in each one of them. It says, it on it. And I love it. It's my favorite thing to do. I sneak little slurs in the fortune cookies. Dude.

And then I eat it with a nice bowl of milk. It's delicious. Mr. Trump president, uh, Mr. Mr. Former President, what the fuck. The emphasis on the F slur was magnificent. Could you,

could you elaborate on how you feel so strongly about that word? I think it's got a nice couple Gs in there. It's my favorite double G word. I swear. I don't say any other one in public, but this one I'll definitely let me. Sorry, you don't think, you don't think nuggets are better. Would you call me?

You'll, uh, I'm, and then the, the, the, they shot me. The crowd The crowd's yelling so They shot me The crowd is yelling so loud You're taking thunder damage

Fucking boom I got to write the timestamp down Who's the person I got It's like Gold who gets shot in the back by Bartok I'm not battering by turdless And he's like Ah Have you never seen that

What are you talking about Turlis? Yeah, but go who gets shot in the back by Turlis and it's a super It's like way more visceral than any other Key Blas Barrage has ever been Is that from the tree of might? I haven't seen that since I was a kid man I'm gonna show you that because you guys are gonna be like

I actually never saw that movie You never saw it? No I just remember seeing Turliss in the games I mean like who the fuck is this fucking Why are you Why are you fucking dark color go go Why are you going to it's a fucking Gokoyin shit on?

Doing in my fucking game This is like Co-coid In a Dragon Ball G-Gee Yeah Dragon Ball Z game you know like Go-Coed I mean, there are some gocoids in that game. Gokoids. There are quite a few of them.

There are characters that are just Goku-esque. Yes. Yeah. And that's it. It's Bar-Doc, Turtales, and fucking Goten. They're go-coids. I don't know what to me. I don't know what I'm going to say.

Is that inaccurate? Is that insensitive? And fucking. Well, it's still Goku. Never mind. Never mind. I was going to say the fucking GT-Goku. And then there's Vegeta's brother who's a, he's a big-giro.

Vigina. He's a little cucks. vagina what does the scotter say on your ass power level it's it's two we're watching the the dragon ball scene where

oh my god well that actually looks like Goku is fucking being shot up yeah he's like that looks like sunny at the toll booth like actually sunny at the toll and then what he says himself look how they have met look how I massacred my boy.

Look how I massacred myself. Myself. Look how I massacred my little go-coid. Yeah, that must be really confusing if you've never seen the tree of might. And then you're like, why is, wait, Goku with the super saint, with the, with the, what the fucking, the freezer? The freezer. Yeah, yeah. Why is he blasting themselves?

Yeah, I actually thought. Why is he darker also? I think what I thought when I saw him in the game was like, oh, this must be like, I don't know, some weird movie where there was like an alternate, like, an alternate, like, my thought was like, oh, alternate future kind of movie where, like, Goku was, like a, turned into a saying, like a normal saying kind of warlord. I'm also, oh, Goku Black too, right? Yeah, there's Goku Black.

So many fucking Gokoids, man. There's enough of them that they need a subcategory. They do. You know, coids, man. Because it's not really piccoloids. There's no piccoloids. There is no piccolo. Who is the other piccolo?

No, because. Mail literally is a copy of piccolo. Yeah, but that's the only one. And they fuse. They still actually look a little different. They don't. I swear they do. Nail looks exactly like piccolo.

Do they? That's it, though. It's only nail. It's only nail all the other. Nail looks exactly like you're going to be upset. You've got to be stressed out. It's been a long time, but like, yeah. Nails the exact copy.

I'm sure you're right, but I just don't remember seeing Nail as, oh, that looks literally like Pickle. He has different clothes on. That's why it's probably I'm throwing off by something. Yeah, yeah. We're 50 minutes in. Just talk about, oh, the Halo show is dead, which is I'm really happy about, you know, at least one thing. One thing. the Halo show is dead

I'm very... People are not gonna like that You're not gonna like that I'm not gonna like that I'm... Dude I really... Good Yeah like I don't know anybody

who was sad about this They never showed Arbiter I actually did see it They did actually Oh yeah you didn't see Of course you didn't because why would you watch it? Why would you watch it? They showed Arbiter?

Oh that Garberter's one of the main characters in the second season and he dies immediately I don't think that's true I'm not kidding Is it though? No, it's like a different Alternate like which also like

Who cares at that point? Wait so he really No he didn't Did he really die? I look up You don't have to watch it But you can look up like a Halo show Arbiter Dies

Oh wow And it is the fucking stupidest shit I stopped watching Instantly by the way The second they land on the ring he dies I stopped watching When he was in like An entire episode like

Well not maybe the entire episode but they're doing that whole firefight and he was not in his uh his in his uh his uh his armor oh the fall of reach yeah yeah so i was kind of like i don't need to see this and then i was seeing the explanation to why they did that too because they were explaining as if they were two different entities like the the the the milnure armor right is like is almost is master chief so stupid and this john niggas not the master chief and i'm sorry what what i i they did uh Yeah, I mean, he said that. I believe him now.

It's really, it's, it's bad. That's actually really strange. I guess I didn't, I didn't, people, I guess a lot of people stopped watching it because I didn't really, I didn't even hear a lot of people complain about that. At that point, it was, nobody cared at that point. I didn't even give a shit at that point. It's just weird to see people just not, I, what if we made Mega Man a pedophile? It's like, what are you doing? I do really do wonder about those executive decisions of hiring people who don't care about the actual, like, original, the IP.

It's really strange. The only thing I like to show that, like, because in the games, our chief, chief is fueled by plot armor. But, um, chief is not killing elites the way that it depicts them and can in the world. Like in the world, you beat the fuck out of elites. And like real actuality, elites would throw around Spartans. Well, it would be more like legendary. Like, if you're playing it on the higher, hardest difficulty, you know, where it would be hard to deal with most of those things.

Yeah. The fact that we could jump up like a few stories is pretty insane. Yeah. It is pretty, it's pretty fucking egregious. It would be, I mean, everybody, especially when you're talking about an FPS, man, everything has to be kind of nervous. Yeah, exactly. Because I'm, because it would get, you would get grazed ahead by one pistol

the bullet and you'd be like, I don't feel good. And then you would die. They should make a realistic call of duty where if you get shot in the knee, you get wheeled off. You get wheeled off into an infirmary for three to three to seven months. And you get shipped home to your wife. You know what's crazy? I'd play the fuck out of that.

No, you would not. I would think you'd play that shit and then you'd be like, you'd play it to finish it, right? You'd do one time to finish it. You'd be like, that shit was so depressing. please don't play that game It would be the same It's the same

It's the same It's the same philosophy That like from soft games do When like you when a boss kills you And then you have to run all the way back Yeah That's kind of the thing It's like you get shot

Okay now you gotta go into the infirmary for a little bit You gotta go home to your wife Your wife cheated on you And then you can come back to war I kind of like that You lost you house you can't even I kind of like that It's like semi iron man

Where if you get like an actual head shot Or if you get killed You have to start over Yeah to start the game over That's how I'm Doom Doom 2016 Heart level 2 is

Yeah I want to start over Yeah I don't know if it's called Ironman And everybody's thing But that's what you meant That's what I mean

Like it's the Ironman Challenge that If you die Which I would never do that Ever I got pretty far into 2016 Actually And then I died

And I was like okay Yeah Then you would never try I actually never played it again It was like the last time I played it You don't got the chakra I don't get the chakra for that

No I just It's the It's the I got so far in, too, and I was like, oh, man, it's going good. And then the right way, I was feeling good. You know what deters me? One time, it was especially because there's no checkpoints in old school Capcom games. You had to, like, ribbon it or you had to do, you had to go out of your way to save.

If you did not save, you're fucked. So I was just like, I was so good at Animusia Warlords. I was so good. I was just like, oh, I'm going to speed run this. I'm going to kill it. I was so good at the game that I made one clerical error where there's a puzzle. The water's filling up in this one thing, and your partner, the ninja chick, has to, like, figure out the puzzle so you don't drown. I fucked up and didn't even consider that I'm like, oh, wait, I have to, like, I actually panicked and I lost.

And now, to be fair, yeah, to be fair, it's not ultra far into the game, but it's far enough from, like, I'm not doing that again. I was so fucking annoyed that I didn't even consider that, oh, there's something that I might actually lose that that's not combat. You got too confident, dude. You got to lie yourself, dude. You know, like in a Mario game, the biggest threat is falling in a hole. Like, that's actually the biggest threat. You're not going to, like, get, you're not going to, you're not going to really. You can so easily avoid any actual threats of the enemies.

At least that's Bowser. He's a sexual deviant. Well, I mean, if we're talking about that. He's co-esque. He's sexual fucking deviant. To me, it's always been the, like, even, how old is, he's a grown woman, I think, at least. I feel like she's, I think she's, I think she's at least a grown moment. Look that up.

Look that up. Look up how old Princess Peach is. Probably 13. I bet it's really upsetting. I bet I'm about this. up and who are going to come knock on my door right out. Mario's like 32. Mario's 32 and balding

and Peach is 14. I probably. Especially it's Japan, right? Yeah. Oh, what do you see? What do you see? What do you see? My nigga, what is it? She's likely between her mid-teen

to early 20s. Okay. That's a wide gap. That's a wide, yeah. It's a wide gap. She's likely 15. Cheers, Cody. Are more 50 interviews

Go get it Go get it Oh he's Say what now Set her up He comes out of hiding Just for that That's crazy

I heard peach is available I heard Pete Oh my God They told me But like Whatever She might be a child She's only a 16

And he's old Oh Mario Trying to dissuade Cody Coe from sleeping With Princess Peach It's fucking hilarious To find the holder But

Well please please Coldie I swear You go out new and granted, I swear. Please, Coteca, I love your content. Please, I do not to sleep with his mind. Oh, thank you, Mario, for letting me know. Oh, thank you, Mario. Thank you.

I don't know how he sounds like that. And immediately grabs her and puts her under his arm. And it gets in a pipe. You hear the fucking door closing. Wow. Just fucking. You see Mario's heart to go down because he's so sad. He dies from sad.

That's him crying. Yeah. So sad. It's a tragic story. Do you think a Yoshi could kill Arbiter? Do I think a Yoshi has the capacity to orgasm? Yeah. So Biden might step down.

That's true. Yeah. He might be gone. I actually didn't hear what you said. I actually heard. What did you say? Explain yourself, minority. Can the dinosaur with the tongue...

Do you think Yoshi with his abilities from Smash Bros? The combat-oriented Yoshi... Oh. kill Arbiter. Yes. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Is he a kill chief?

I think, I think, I think, especially with the joke, Yoshi could kill anybody. I don't think there is a single person. Yoshi wouldn't have missed. Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

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Boom. Missing. A missing head. A missing head. And then the egg's just there. There's a dinosaur on that roof and no one's addressed it. No one's addressing it. And then it's just an egg. He's just a body with an egg.

The Secret Service noticed the dinosaur on the roof but didn't think anything of it. Because I guess it doesn't. I mean, to be real. They thought it was quote unquote cute and adorable. Would that not be more plausible? No, like, seriously. If you saw some crazy dinosaur-looking thing on the roof, he'd be like, what the fuck? If I saw a Yoshi on the roof, I would not stop screaming, that's a Yoshi.

No, see, I would be like. But think about it. Derek, you could not. A guy with a rifle versus some mythical dinosaur. I feel like not acting on the dinosaur makes more sense than not acting on the fucking person. Because you'd be like, oh, that's clearly a hallucination. That's some fucking bullshit. That's clearly a hologramers.

If I saw, did you play Yoshi's Island? With the cursor? If I saw him lining up an egg throw with the freaking arc cursor. And I'm like, yo, guys, that's a Yoshi. I'm not playing. That's a Yoshi. But when they're not going to listen to me, I'm like, Secret Sharks would be like, shut the fuck up.

And I'm like, look, up there. What do you see up there? They'd be like, I see a built a roof. I see some stupid bullshit. And that's a fucking green dinosaur with an egg aiming, aiming at somebody. do you not see the cursor on the president's head and they'd be like that's impossible and then it'd be splat

Should I take out this minority? He's bothering me. He's bothering me. This minority's bothering me. I love you all. I love you all. Even the little dinosaur on that roof over there with the hilarious little gun.

He's so cute. A hilarious little good. Ah, ow. Ouchy. Oh, fuck, that hurt. Yoshi, assassinating the people. president is crazy. Do you see people were saying that it was not a bullet that

got him, but like the teleprompter and glass hit him? Did you see all those people saying that? I didn't buy that. I did see a video of a guy recording it from the angle where you would have been able to see his ear get fucked up. Uh-huh. But the minute, you know the clip of that happening where he's about to start talking about the chart?

The second Trump starts talking about that, he turns the camera to himself and he goes like this. And I can't even imagine how much hatred you should have for yourself if you miss that. Like if you had to engage in like this brief period of narcissism. And you missed out having probably one of the most famous pieces of footage in all of American history. You can sell for hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Yeah, he literally lost so much money not doing that. And that is a lesson of vanity. It totally is. That's crazy. I didn't know that. Of course you're there. You're recording. I've never, I've always hated that.

At the very, no, I've always hated that. I was gonna try to see if there was some sort of exception. I've always hated it. Curious. I do it sometimes for content reasons because we're content people and we need to do that sometimes. I do it for like if I'm not watching something on stage. Yeah. If it's something like if we're at a party or something, I've built some motherfuckers I might get in the shot now myself.

Yeah, like I was here. Look at this stupid shit. Yeah, like that. Curious. And curiouser. Curiouser and curiouser. He did it. it was Kingston get him

it was it was Kingston he literally calls you what I think on stage of the RNC he's like I'm home I think I think the snark tank podcast had something to do with it I don't know

I'm not saying you should get him but I'm not saying you should I'm not saying you should we would grow a lot of resources like people that follow us afterwards we'd also be in danger now our lives would be unlivable like we would have to move and all sorts It would suck so badly.

Yeah, it'd be really bad. We'd have to fucking start recording them remotely again. Unless we all live together in the same wherever in fucking Bermuda or some shit. I don't know. Where the fuck will we go? Well, well, well, Kingston, Jameson, my one true rival. My one true rival. You finally figured out too much.

Oh, we got to talk about this before we forget about it. The McCaffey time travel theory. That asshole that. that, uh, what, did he kill himself or he died? I don't remember. I mean, both. I mean. The McAfee, well, I can't remember if he, uh, I don't remember. I just like choked on a sausage.

Probably, because I remember he was into some weird shit. So it was probably, he said a salvage was, it was actually a penis. Because he, he, he, there was a documerely that came out. He said that so somberly. It was actually a penis. Look this guy. What is he fucking? What are you? What are you? Dracula. Yeah, Dracula. Blah. Black, blackyloid. Is that it? Blackyloid. That actually sounds like a slur.

Yeah, you fucking, yeah, you fucking black, you blackoid. That's real. It's a black droid, I bet. A black droid. It's a black droid. Isn't the guy from a, from a, from a, from a rogue one? Didn't they call him like a negroid or something?

You need droid. I don't think so. I swear they did. Never called them. I thought when they're like, oh, you have a negroid? You have a knee droid? And then freaking Donnie-Anse caters like, no, I don't. It's the regular droid.

This is a joy. I just, I just have a little black. I'm a little, not even fully black. I'm kind of a little bit more on the blue steel kind of. I'm afraid. I'm afraid of your droid. Make your droid leave.

These more dark cobalt than anything. Yeah, whatever, nigroid. Yeah, whatever, Negroes. Anyway, this time travel thing. A long time ago, you know a little bit more about the finer details of this. Yeah, so this McAfee dude that he's done some wild stuff. He said he had a tattoo about saying he didn't kill himself or something before he died. some crazy shit with this guys.

And then, so four years ago, four years. He said that, let me pull it up. I'm just going to pull it up real fast because I know I, okay, here it is right here. So John McAfee, when he died, he tweeted out this. Russia's first time traveler has returned.

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Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. First alone, let me preface. This was in July 18th of 2020. So, okay, guess what he said? In September, Biden is medically diagnosed as unfit for office and quits. They discovered that the DNC has legal power to choose a replacement without a national vote. Weird, huh? You'll never guess who they chose.

And that piece of shit never disclosed who they chose. So who do you think they chose? They're talking about this year. They're talking about 2020. So here's the thing. He didn't specify what year. So he's obviously probably talking about September 2020, but we're going to ignore that. We're going to ignore all logic.

He's actually talking about 2024. So he just got the dates a little bit wrong. Well, he does have COVID. Yeah. So he does actually. He has COVID. So time and people, the theory of it is that people can't go back in time. Of course not.

Time is set in stone. Like, even if you can. traverse the time stream, you would go to another reality. You wouldn't go to the one by Of course, it's impossible to do cyclical because then shit would be disrupted all the time. As soon as we figure out how to do it, we would just break the time stream. Everything would be

every second would be fucked up. Unless it's branch to be. Branches the only way to exist without the universe going to shit all the time. I don't think you can actually theoretically at any point actually go back in time. I think the only thing that even makes even a remote bit of plausible sense

is going either four, forward or just, yeah, parallel. Yeah, I feel like you can only go forward. Yeah, but even with that, even the idea of that right now is ridiculous, but if we were even theorizing it all, it can only because going backward, it just can't make sense quantifiably. But anyway, um, John McAfee's on to something.

Yes. He's out of something because who are they going to choose? Who is the surprising you'll never guess who's. See, what I hate about, there's so much I hate about that because it's like, it could only be one person. it could only be actually one person as of right how it would have went down especially if it was that close to the election

as it is now Kamala it would be I'll think I'll say just big of European jiggolo but I guess not What's his name again? That fucking what's that guy's name? Rob Schneider

Rob Schneider Rob Schneider becomes president Ew My first law Everybody That would be the first assassination No one gives a shit about I think he would get shot immediately

As soon as his dog would shoot him probably His dog I think his daughter would. I imagine his daughter hates her. To hate, hates him. Yeah. She's like, I don't know anything about her other than, you know, her band.

I don't even know that that's true. I thought you were just in editing this. Oh, no, no, no, she has that band, you know that song X's and O's like. Oh, that's and O's like, oh. That's Rob Schneider's daughter? Yeah. Dun, da, nah, na, na, na, na, nah, nah. What the fuck?

Yeah, that's Rob Schneider's daughter. And I was like, oh, I didn't know they actually had talent in their family. So, L.L. King is Rob Schneider's daughter? Yes. My secretary of defense is going to be Akuba the raging demon And Akuma walks out on the stage If Akuma was our fucking dude I'd be like, you look like a danger

He's glides towards you and you can't have that You can't have Akuma do anything You can't be an army up Crazy I have Akuma shorts on right now Wow, that's good Is he'd be an army up? Huh? Do you think Akuma could be an army? Yes, absolutely

Absolutely. You know the canon I have punching island and blowing up right? Yeah like he can't That's canon. insane. Okuma would if he wanted to take over the world, he easily could. But I think he just wants to

just, I just think he wants to wreak havoc on the most powerful people. I think that's all he cares about. Do you guys think Michael Jackson could have been present if he wanted? Yes. Yes. In the 70s, he could have been present. I think even in the 90s. Yeah. No, no, no, no, not 90s. Early 90s, I think so. I think actually

probably in the 2000s. I think he has too many fans, man. And to the point where people is you know the the good old boys on the on the right side i think they'll vote for any because i think the only reason they like trump is because of his uh chauvinism and the the cult of personality i don't think they care anything about because obviously it ain't about policies you talk to any of these people they're like oh man i want health care and i want lower taxes and i'm like okay then why do you keep voting this way so it's not about that it's about

this guy seems cool just like some people that i know when trump got grazed right alms got his had exploded, people were like, that's my president. And I'm like, what did he do? He almost got shot. I was like, but exactly though, right? It's like, 50 cents. What did? Mega qualified. Somebody said So Trump's my uncle. That's what's like my uncle that's crazy. He could be

much more. My uncle got shot. But see, that's what I mean. These people are like, well, no, he just walked over a badass. So that's that's, that's my prediction. I think it's 50 cents. Yeah. I think they're going to, they're going to throw 50 cent in there. Or, they're going to throw 50 cent there. I tweet this a few days ago that I was like Carlin thing, right? Carlin was just

doing one of his usual things talking about how fuck the planet is. Sure. And how much more fuck that it will be by the time we exist, which he was right, almost by everything. Sure. Somebody was like, George Carlin is such a conservative chat, man. Who said that? No one said that. I swear to God, a comment on YouTube.

People were saying he's conservative chat. Oh, whatever. Like YouTube comments on me. I was like, where is this man conservative? Look, it might be a really, it might be one of those jokes that you can't read because it's text. You know how you need to hear the sarcasm? People say, yeah, it could, yeah. He's the least conservative person ever seen, probably.

Well, of course, but like, that's why I wonder, I wonder if that was like a sarcastic tweet because, like I said, sometimes the sarcasm, you can't read it in Texas. Yeah, there's no shot that that's like that is such a far, that's too stupid for me to even believe that anybody believes it. Yeah, I'm trying to think of surprise, bro. The closest thing you could get really is like a mischaracterization of some of his arguments where he's talking about soft language and how he stops, like, what is so bad about saying you know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah. But that's not even like a concern. That's it. I think that's a liberal principle. They tried to adopt it. They tried to, even though it turns out, obviously,

that's not what they actually cared about at all. I mean, soft limit is a weird concept in general. It's like, well, no, I get politically correct language. I get it.

I get why it should be used, but I think in context where you're trying to really figure out problems and fix things, you can't use soft language. You have to speak the right word. That is a call for, yeah.

What happened? Did you see AOC's Instagram Live? I heard about it. I watched. what'd you say? Oh, that would have been dope, right? That would have been dope, dude.

I, I really... Unfortunately not. Okay, what happens? Dude, it was, it was the worst thing I've ever said. She was basically talking about how,

like, we can't get a new guy in here. We can't... Oh, yeah, she completely, they wagged the dog on her so hard. Yeah. They fucking, they fucking, they whipped this shit out of her.

They had a fucking grand piano dangling over her or something. Because, like, she just seemed so uncomfortable. And the whole time, I can't even count how many times she said, I'm not trying to say, Or I'm not saying or like I might be wrong.

It was literally I'm not even exaggerating. And trust me when I say this, I'm not exaggerating. I think she said, I'm not here to say this. I'm not here to say that. I think no less than 100 times. It was crazy. It was like two hours of just nothing. Do you remember not that long ago?

Might have even been on the last episode where I said the attitude of her might be a good idea as a president, somebody with that type of vigor. Yeah, it's all gone. Yeah, with what I heard about in that and what you're explaining, I was like, oh, yeah, never mind. Yeah, it's crazy. I completely rescind anything that I said about that. It's the most docile person I think I've seen in the long time.

That's crazy. Like, where it's like, oh, remember the squad? Remember that shit? Yeah. I'm like, what the fuck happened? I don't know. They're all like, oh, Palestine getting absolutely decimated. And they're like, yeah.

Yeah. So here's my pitch. I think it's, I think it's 50 cents. that elephant that stomped on that guy I like it I think he's a pretty good can he knows how to get things done 50 cents so 50 elephant 24

50 cent a criminal elephant 24 double whammy right there man that is such a stupid shirt I would love to see that you know people read this shirt and be like what the fuck in what context what is that

what does this mean 50s Who do you think Who do you think? I like that Yeah Who's on your ticket? Who's your ticket?

Yeah, but real humans, right? Very cool. Very cool with the waving. Yeah. I think I can get it out with the noise.

Is it really that loud? It's gonna be a key. I'm sorry. I mean, it's not not loud. We'll get it. Yeah, we got. I think Bo Obama, good choice.

Bo? Yeah, is, isn't Bo dead? He must be. Is it? Is Bo dead? Isn't he dead? That's fine.

Resurrection is the thing? Okay, so Bo Obama's corpse. Okay, so Bo Bama. Bo Bama. I don't know. This won't be a real. I don't think this might be a good president. Maybe, uh, maybe Pelosi's husband.

Christ. Oh my God. Okay, so. Jared Fogle. He's going out of prison, right? There's no way he's going out of prison. I think so. I think so.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I think that's true. Hold on. Let me look it up. Why are you trying to ruin my fucking daughter? I'm sorry. Let me look it up. Why are you trying to ruin my day?

That actually gave me a little flash of like there's no hope left in this world. I can't I please don't let that be true darkness please don't let that be true don't let that be true don't let that be true because that actually I think I might give up if we can't even

Jared Fogel former face of subway scheduled for prison release in 2029 so it's actually a while that's but felons can run for president so as we've established they're like they just can't vote that's it yeah they just can't vote but they can be fucking present that is so fucking funny

but like yeah so I think a Fogel who's who's the VP White Steam, obviously. Jay Fogel and Cody Co. Oh my God. Fogel Co. That's kind of sound, there's a ring to it.

Fogel Co. Fogel Co. Their joint venture. That goes. It's like when like, yeah. Yeah. It was like a, because, yeah, that works. I like that.

Yeah, I like it too. I'm good. That actually works. You guys can have that for free. Fogel Co. 2024. That's another shirt. Printed up.

Um. I think I want, which would be the worst ticket ever, two people that were at the R&C, it would be Hogan and Kid Rock. Hogan and Kid Rock. That's a great alternative ticket. What about wide neck and long neck? Oh my God.

I can't believe those people. I forgot about them. Of course, of course. Of course you forgot about them. I can't believe you somehow pulled that memory from your head. I don't know. I think I saw it recently. Something, something about them.

Something. They've been on my mind. White neck and long neck. I hate long neck so much. I can't stand that kid. Like, he just, it's so gross.

But there's something about the white neck that I'm like, there's something about him that I'm like, dude, his build is incredible. He's got a tombstone. It's crazy. He's got a crazy build. His sliders are all over the place, man.

He's got a wild build. I love that. Like the, the RPG. tailored for any boss at all. That's crazy. It's funny that like... Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose.

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows, so the number will hopefully

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Oh man Well I'm finding all sorts of shit That I can't use That guy That guy's great So I hope he made I hope he made a bag From all that bullshit

A wide neck and long Yeah I feel you're not I feel you're probably right And I feel like They lost me when they were When they were saying Something next matter

I can't remember what it was And I'm like Come on nigga you're black You can't you can't like You can't like can't don't parody black lives matter like it was it wasn't it was it was at a point too where like it wasn't that you know the george floyd shit was going on and stuff like that oh they wouldn't have got him it was like well yeah chavons don't got that much about it away behind him should we do

that could handle anything that's right like that that that could handle another ticket another ticket um that can handle whatever yoshi two or three so um fuck i can't remember uh so no that's too old of a reference mark firman a lot of people don't remember that guy um But let's just do... Let's do... Because I want Derek Chauvin. Oh, my God. I want...

Shoveen. Shovin. Shovin. Written. Shovin Writtenhouse. Can you... Do you have to be 35 to be a VP? Oh, yeah, because...

It doesn't matter. None of this matter. So we're going to... Cody Coe is not old enough. He has a fake ID. Yeah, yeah. So they have fake ideas. I don't know.

Maybe he is 35. I have no idea. I actually have no idea. Because he was 25 and Tanamo was 17. How old is... Oh, and that was back in what year? I don't know. what she's 26 now

and she was 16 so 10 years ago 9 to 34 so he's definitely she's 26 she's 26 now so she was 16 or 17 she's 17 oh so that was 9 years ago yeah okay so if he he might be he might just cleared it if he was 26 at the time

yeah he was 25 oh he was 25 so it depends on the month and like all that stuff it's so close yeah it is really close see by the time he's supposed to be sworn and I think we'll just give it to him he's there he's good it's the best news he's heard all week that he qualifies for this election. He can all, yeah, he can just pardon himself of everything.

Well, I guess he's not going to get in trouble. Like, it's not like, no, what's her face is pressing charges or anything. Right. Which is like, like, he's going to get. I feel like that. That would have been, I'm glad that it seems like she's grown up and matured and she's not like, she's just speaking her truth and she's not doing that thing. Like, I'm going to like just do a rampage of lawsuits and all this shit where I'm like,

like, Rachel. There's nothing I like about that. A lot of times when that happens, it's, it's. More of a, it's just like, I'm just trying to get some money. And I'm like, it's not about justice. And I hate that. But I feel bad for her because she's, I clearly had a bad experience. Like, a lot of bad experiences growing up in her life.

She grew up so fucking stupid. Like, the stuff that she was so browning herself with. Like, you, so many of those girls getting those fucking, it was like the kick thing just happened recently. These dumb fucking chick with a fake ID and then these guys on that would. That party, right? Yeah, that part. Like, that whole thing. Oh, was that when they kicked her off on, on stream?

Because she was like, um, I don't know if she. You got kicked out. It was just a guy. I saw one video of like some party. It's like where it's like, how old you? And it's like, how did you get in here? Oh, it wasn't that way. What are you doing?

It was probably, the one that I saw was probably like the 100th one that day or something. Right. Which I still, can you believe that Destiny got banned like for a month from kick or something? That is crazy. That whole interview had to be in tears, dude. Did you see him eviscerating boogie on like? I did. I watched it.

I watched it. and I made a video. I actually was supposed to drop it. I got a little lazy. But I finished it, uploaded it, didn't make a thumbnail. But I watched the,

the him getting, it cut short because of the knife thing he did at the end. I watched that because I was like, this is, I was actually about to click out of it. And I'm so glad I didn't because when Destiny came on,

the real boogie came out. Yeah. Because he was being all doss. He was being all like, yeah, this is the real me. This is Steve. I'm like,

get the fuck. Like that soft a fetus, like pity me thing. I was so angry. I'm going to download. I'm, I'm gonna donate a thousand dollars of charity Oh, to St. Jude's in.

St. Jude's, because I really, and you know, I could be wrong. I would like you guys to correct me on this. But, you know, I really think St. Jude's is doing amazing work and, you know. It's just true fact check me on. And Destiny was like, I don't give a fuck. I'm not gonna back check you on this. I don't care of anything you're fat and stupid.

Shut the fuck up. I actually, it was the one time where I was like, Destiny being an evil villain, I was totally like on board. Yeah. It was like totally everything that he was doing. I was like, I'm a fan today. Totally. I was like, I would have.

I would have shaken his hand after. It would have been like, well done, dude. Good show. Good show. I think he's definitely entertaining, to say the least. He's definitely entertained, especially when he has this little tangums.

I love it. I love him talking to Dave Rubin and Dave Rubin being like. Dave Rubin having nothing to say about like, because Dave Rooms was like, oh, you violence, political violence. You guys are pushing it so far. With all due respect.

You're pushing so far. This isn't about liberal conservative left right or anything. Dave Rubin as a human being is one of the stupidest people I have ever, I've ever gazed into the eyes of. Dude. Like, I remember locking eyes with him once, and I remember being like, oh, my God. You didn't see anything, did you?

Like, it was, like, nothing was home. It was like when you see, like, a, like, a microwave in an alley. That's good. It really felt like, that is a perfect, yeah. It really, I don't know how to explain that further, but, like, trust me what I say. It was like, it's exactly missing parts, dude. You have no clue about political violence. You live.

Oh, fucking Pierce Morgan. You're no better than the people. You're asking him to be, and he's like, so? I hate it. Well, first of all, I hate it. Like, he, I, Destiny vindicated himself when he asked about, why don't you guys condemn is specifically talking about like a Dave Rubin.

Yeah, disavowed January 6th. Yeah, disavowed. And he's like, and then they wouldn't. Well, well, like, about to say, like trying to be like, it's not the same. It's just like, stop wasting our fucking time, dude. You're defeated. George got me so mad. He got me.

All of his tweets, all of fucking Dave Rubin's tweets, he has all these violent tweets. Oh, no, he does. Yeah, that's what so. That's what I'm like, why are you on this panel? And it's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, Pierce Morgan, either your team are so stupid and won't vet these people or he knows how fucking absolutely stupid Dave Rubin is and this is going to be great content.

You know what I mean? Probably to be honest. Morgan got me so. He got me so upset because he was like, it was just a lot of, he was like, you're doing what isms? And it's like, so the fuck are you. Well, you're literally doing the same thing back to me. Like what about isms?

Yeah. Like doing what about it? He's like, you're doing the same thing. Like what I'm doing is I'm asking for them to acknowledge their wrongs as well. Yeah. If I'm being put on grand stage to acknowledge my wrongs, which let me, let me explain my personal presence. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay.

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And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

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it's very unfortunate someone died you're gay and it's a bit hyperbolic to try to shoot the president at the same time that's my public statement it's all it's my public statement it's all look it's

the whole situation's fucked but I I am completely with people you're crying about destiny you know doing their hypocrisy things they obviously don't care you know like first and foremost that's the thing the biggest thing is the hypocrisy they don't care about political violence at all

they don't care about like oh the Kyle Rittenhouse shooting those people like one of them was a bad guy the other ones weren't bad they but they still whatever they're all liberal cups anyway one got eviscerated for just saying stop yeah so it doesn't matter they're all fake and then number two

I just don't care I just don't care about I don't I'm like I'm just there's no point in pretending yeah it's like why am I had why do have to be what we said this last time the political thing the political fucking jump roping it's stupid yeah they should have had Gainer battles whoever is the best Gainer wins

the what best Gainer the best Gainer I like that. Okay. Yeah, do gainers and whoever else. You got to apologize right now. You're like, okay, you've got a better garner to me, man. You got to shake hands. I'm sorry about that. It would things would be better. And then Prince Morgan has to do a garner. He can't say no. His Morgan piss me out because he, uh, when he's not on his show, he actually completely is like, oh, yeah, the plight of the Palestinians, blah, blah, blah, everything's fucked. He's he's fucked. He's very reasonable. And then on his show, he has to be all like kind of snarky and

be all like, oh, I'm so offended by everything. Hey, hey, hey, hey, and I'm like, he's British. That's why I don't like it. Yeah. But like, I've, I've, I've heard. I've him speak outside of his show and he's like oh his tics are very reasonable he's and i'm like you fucking i was like i can't it's all like dude television stop watching this shit it's all performative the fact that television is still a real thing it's crazy to me dude yeah i don't know who the fuck watches it we should move on to questions yeah pop of jesus wrote in remember you you can write in your questions uh to patreon.com slash snarkang and if you if you don't do that we'll kill you pop of jesus wrote in and he says uh hello to the podcast they got my inner monologue to

start using the N-word. If you could imbue any species... Better be black. With you... It's too late. It's too late. If you could imbue any species with human-level sentience,

what would you choose and why? Dogs. No. Because then they won't be dogs anymore. Yeah, they'll be our friends. They won't be... No. They'll be our enemies, probably.

No, they will absolutely be like... You saw that episode of Rick and Morty, right? It would basically be that. They're like, oh, look at what they're doing to us. Oh, they cut our balls off? I guess for me, I would just the dog will respect where everybody else would be like, no, you're still my dog. And I'd be like, oh.

Yeah, it's not a good idea. Bees? No, I'm kidding. A beast actually would be a good idea. No, no insects. There's too many of them. There's too many. There's too many.

We need bees. So, like, I feel like they need to communicate. Hey, guys, we're doing things so your food can be here. There's really not a lot of species that wouldn't. There's not a lot of species that wouldn't seek revenge on us, I think. Elephants. Good point. Elephants would be.

unstoppable. Elephants would be fucking serious. Especially because they have a hive mind. Elephants with elephant guns. Elephant with elephant make guns are like their size.

Like they just fucking yeah. They get an elephant Titan fall gun? That's crazy. It's not good man. Definitely not fishes. An elephant gun

one by one. Imagine a elephant putting you down and it's like how sorry they shoot you and you are just a wind afterwards. Imagine an elephant wrapping its trunk around a normal AK-47, burying it in your mouth and pulling the trigger.

Damn, I can imagine it. If they had a human-level sentience, they would be like, easily. You ever see an elephant scratch its stomach with its dick? No, that's cool, though. They can, they do that. I'm not even joking. They have that much control over their penis.

That's prehensile, I think. I don't believe that. Look up elephant scratches his tummy with penis. You look at it up first. I feel like Google is going to be like, hey, if you're finding beastiality right now, because I'm Googling something. Purport this to fucking the authorities, you freak.

You're something like that. You look that up and they're going to get a fucking flag. The FBI has actually been watching it a whole time. Let the seasons begin. Here you go. Damn, that's insane control. Why can't we do that? How do you feel seeing that?

I like elephants a little less now. Yeah, people always talk about horse cocks, but that shit's fucking like impressive. Right? That's like a fucking, it's another trunk basically. It is. It's a baby trunk. That makes me really sad. That has to be another elephant behind him or something.

I just can't, I just can't, I can't. You just can't accept it. It's okay. I hate, I hate seeing any of my favorite animals and sexual moments because it makes me so sad that I think of them as like pretty much flucky. It's not sexually scratching his tummy. Yeah, but like seeing dogs fuck.

I'm like, oh my God, I like my dog less after this. Yeah, I don't like seeing animals fuck. Yeah. I'm not really upsetting. I see my dog hummed something. I'm like, I used to love you a lot. But also just don't like that. I don't like watching animals.

Like some people think it's so funny you see animal shit and everything. I'm like, I just don't. That doesn't amuse me. That bothers them. You know that, right?

Like dogs particularly, if you watch them shit, it actually makes them feel. Well, because what they want is there are certain ones that what they want is, they're like, why are you looking at me? You're supposed to be looking out for me because I'm in my most

vulnerable state. Protect me. So they're like, hey, I'm in my most vulnerable state because that's when a lot of animals get attacked while they're fucking defecating. So because obviously that's the most vulnerable state.

Yeah. So they're basically sometimes to look at you being like, why are you looking at me? Like scope the area, makes sure we're good. And then there's also other ones that just don't have that instinct, right? They just don't give a shit. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know. I'm trying to think of this question and I really don't know. Oh, yeah. I don't even remember what was question. Oh, who would you give it? Bears. Probably fish. I want to see what they would do.

I don't want to hear a few. fish talk. That's fair actually. It's not a bad idea. I couldn't respect the fish. Yeah. What kind of fish? They probably do a full sale title annihilate us. Did you see the video of the fucking, um, the Marlin coming up on the ship and stabbing a guy a few times than going back into the water? That is a cool thing.

That is amazing. The swordfish, I had it before. I don't, it's probably on my likes. Find it right now. That is. A swordfish stab a guy multiple times? And then going back in the ocean. And he did, he like, all right, later, guys. That's amazing. He got stabbed. It was a stab by shoot. He was a stabbing. A swim by stabbing?

Swim by stabbing. That's insane. And that is, I bet that was a fucking... I bet it was a British swordfish, too. You know he did it for sport, too. That's the thing. Yeah, it's like,

and that motherfucker, like, he gets so excited when a boat passes by, like, oh, fuck, if we go. Jack Mott. He's just stabbing motherfuckers. Fucking other animals, other, other... They're all sad that they can't do that. Fuck, man.

How come I don't have a fucking sword on my God. How about a blade on my... fucking snoot. Oh, this is so funny. Walmart Brand wrote, and he says, Hey, orc, barbarian,

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what YouTubers. Stoller. Stroller. Given the election is a popularity contest anyways, what YouTubers slash internet celebrity slash lull cows would you want to see as nominees. What party would they be nominated for? What policies would they run on? Love the show. I mean, we got to get boogie in there. We got to get boogie for sure. Because it's very clearly established that we don't, we no longer care if candidates lie. Yeah. So like, why not? 100%.

This is not the same one. What is happening right now. Is that the swordfish that you're finding? They're not the same one, but it's another video of it happening. Well, what do you mean? I want to see the one that you, I want to see the real one. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! What an asshole. Ow, ow, ow, it keeps going. What an asshole See that's different than I assumed I thought it jumped out of the water and did it There is one that that happens literally That's the one I want to say I don't give me shit about it in the water

That guy's getting like relentlessly Fuck that sucks I'm getting shanked on the water Yeah, he turned around And it's just one of God's creatures Just fucking It kept going I'm like what a dick

That's fucking crazy So I got to bring a gun underwater you know That's why that's why we got to genetically Engineered gunfish To counter the swordfish population Gunfish. That is fucking crazy. I think people would stop fishing all together.

They just got empty cavernous, like barrel noses. Dude, they got a big start. It's like Cubert. And it's like a, they're usually like a blunderbuss, right? They suck in a bunch of shit. And then they jump and they blow it out at 5 million miles an hour. That'd be crazy.

You see, they'll like get all the flight fish, like jump out of the water and stuff. The motherfuckers jump and then just shoot you in the face and go back in the water. blows your fucking face off, dude. Dude, I think the ocean would be so much more plentiful because people would not be fishing. Yeah, no way we're going there. You got to watch it for the fucking gunfish.

Yeah. And their guns hit like gears of war guns too. Like it's it's, it is way more powerful than any firearm that we have that isn't like flak cannons or like artillery. And nobody can get close enough to study them. No. So we can't make our, we can't reverse engineer them or anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They don't die either. because when one of them dies, they all eat it. So, like, we can't even, like, dissect that corpse of them to figure out, like, how it works. That's a fact. That is a supreme species right there. That is, like, apex predator shit. Yeah. You can't learn from us.

I might believe in, I might, why is this so much more superior than everything else? Like, what happened with this thing? It's the gunfish, man. But, yeah, we got to get, we got to get boogie in the White House. Boogie? Who's his running mate? I personally would love it to be drunk Ethan Ralph. Oh my God.

He went off of a Bender again. What about Boogie as President? Did he really? Yeah. So, like, he was, so for a long time. I think I saw a video of him like high on shrooms or something, like grab at his head, like fucking twirling around or something. Probably because I saw he, I didn't watch the whole stream. I began it.

But he, he left his stream for like 20 minutes running and then returned from the, he left his stream for like 20 minutes or something. And then came back and you could hear in the background with all these bottles clinging. And I was like, yes, he's back. Because I guess he was sober for a little while. So he's back. He's back drunk as shit, making horrible decisions, and I'm here for it. That's not. He's my favorite locale by a country mile.

So I would love to see him as president because all he would be doing is abusing people saying the inward, drunk as shit. And then Boogie would. Boogie would Boogie, I guess Boogie is a perfect politician because you would just lie about everything Dude, Boogie has the bones of a politician for sure 1,000% He doesn't have the money management

Oh, so they're fishing it They wrangled it Oh! Oh! Then it did it take it with him? No, no, wait, turn of it. I couldn't quite say the lights were kind of glaring It didn't just jump in, it was hooked That is crazy

So it was hooked and it was like, fuck you son Bam! Oh, it didn't get them Whatever. Damn. That guy got lucky. That guy got lucky. What the fuck was that?

Enough, enough, enough. I don't want to see anymore. So boogie on the ticket, I would love personally, I would love a boogie destiny ticket. How would that work? Exactly. That's how I used to work. It would be a conservative and a freaking liberal together. That is not true at all.

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From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Literally. They weren't of the same party, like actually factually. That is not... common thing. No, that was the past. It was the past. It would work like that. Right, but the past isn't now. Definitely. That's why I said it used to. My words exactly. I don't know how truth had is. I don't know. That sounds kind of insane. Look it up. I think you should verify it. But you're the way making the claim. I think it was Andrew, Andrew, what was his name? Andrew Tate. I think, um, I think it's possible that like early on in the country's history where there were like multiple parties running that there would have been like a member of like you could have had a ticket with. members of like different parties that were more or less.

Andrew Johnson. What party was he? Andrew Johnson's party. Let me think, Zach. The cum party. This is Lincoln's running mate? Yes. Who ascended the throne after him. A party full of cum.

This is a cum party? Come party. Yeah. All they do is run on cum. If I have a son, I want to name him Cletus Ulysses. That way his initials are cum. That's sick as fuck. Yeah. I want him to get, because you got, it's like when you see people with like really

horrible names and they end up in like really successful positions. Cleadis Ulysses, man. You could name him Chris Jr. He was a Democrat. Chris Uriah. He was a Democrat and Lincoln was a Republican? I'm not mistaken, Lincoln was a Republican. Well, Lincoln, I'm pretty sure. He was definitely Republican. He was definitely Republican. He was a Republican for that time.

But also, the parties were very different. They were very different. So by today standards, his vice president would have been a Republican and he would have been a Republican. Yeah, the Democrats were all Southern racist. Also, Andrew Johnson was very racist. Very, very, very racist. He was a Democrat. Most people, most people,

most people back. He was a Democrat. They were Southern hardcore races, and they were like, yeah, slavery is kind of dope. And then they were like, all right, I guess. And then Lincoln was like, yo, if you guys don't get with the program, I'm fucking you guys. But you know what he died? Lincoln was actually very racist too. I wouldn't say very racist. No, no, he is.

He wasn't abolitionist, but he wasn't. You don't know what you're talking about. I literally read a good portion of his memoir. You just said he's not very racist. There are quotes of him being very racist. There are quotes of him saying things that are racially incented. but he also at the same time freed the slaves and was moving, literally,

literally moving towards. Not because. Yes, the better the country. Yes, I agree. Yeah, then why?

I agree. But I just don't understand why you're pushing back. Derek, there's more context than just saying he's a very racist way. Okay, so when when somebody like where Richard Spencer says really racist shit, but also doesn't say other racist shit, is there more context need to be have?

No, but no, there needs to be more context. No, there doesn't. He wasn't exactly an abolitionist for the best reason. Look, what I'm trying to state is that he also was very much so forward towards pushing black people into being equal citizens. He was very for that and then he died.

He was very for that for what reason? To better the country, make a country a stronger place. It wasn't exactly like, oh, black people are just as good as us. It was like we need to have a stronger country in general because we can't have a bunch of citizens here that are not treated as equal. See, I love the, it's kind of like, like it's when people fall for. for Hitler's propaganda. No, it's not proper. This is real, Derek.

So Hitler, so again, Hitler has words that are real, and he used words about bettering his country in a specific progressive way, in a socialist way, and that is not what he actually believed. Do you understand? One person was, okay, yes, you are right about Hitler, but one person was very much sore towards doing that

and then just die before he can finish it. Yeah, but I, no, again, what I'm just saying is, The things that he was doing, like, okay, he did a lot of things that benefited people very well. But I'm saying as a person, well, I was just saying he was very racist person. That was my only point. I could see him being a racist person, but I could see at the same time as like, if you're like a super racist person. I just don't think, maybe you're confused thinking that like racist people can't do good or something. That's not exactly what I'm.

Okay, you're right. I'm just like, I feel like it's not complicated at all. It's just like, oh, from things that he has said, I'm like, oh, that is a person that does not think. black people are on the level. I guess he was, I guess, regardless of what he actually did. You're coming from the perspective of, I assume, very racist, but you're also framing it from the, from the time period. Which in that case, like, probably wasn't very racist for that time.

But he's like, by today, like, he's pretty racist guy. He still probably definitely referred to people at them as, like, horrible words and expected them as, like, terrible things, which is very, very likely. You know, it's interesting, though, about the past, too, when you, well, a lot of people, when you read their memoirs and their diaries and stuff, there's a lot of people that weren't racist at all. It's a very misconception that everybody was just like, oh, on average, everyone thought this.

I'm like, that's actually not true at all. There was more. Well, just because they didn't write it down. Like, there's a lot of things that I think that I don't write down. There's colloquialness of like, I agree with that on this part as well. You're right. There are a bunch of people who have words that are just not bigoted it.

You know, they're very much so confused about the way of things being. Yeah. But how do they were against like, how do you know they just didn't write that? write it down and be it. They just didn't write it. You know what? What do you say?

How do you know they just didn't write that? That's true. Well, no, because they were in their words and memoir. I don't mean like they never use racist terms. Yeah. They were also actively against the idea of practicing slavery. They were abolitionists. They're like, this is fucked up.

First of all, you know, like those people on average didn't even get a piece of the pie. So why would they even be for it if they're not even benefiting from it? Right, right. Yeah. And then also they were just like, this is fucked up. What are we doing here? And there's, you know, the misconception that like, oh, yeah, most people on average just were okay with slavery and I'm like that's not true because number one you weren't most but

there were there were people that were not I think there were just people that didn't do anything about it because it didn't concern them but that's kind of what okay means that's that's that's well it's because at the same time then we can extrapolate that to like anything like say the the white slavery that's going on sex trafficking we're letting it happen yeah we are we're not okay with it but I mean we're we're not okay with it but in our action we openly denounced it every time it's brought out in our action and so those people And I agree. I agree with those people, yeah, but that's not the vast majority.

In our action. In our action, we are okay with it. In that sense. In our action, we are kind of okay with it. In our inaction, I agree. I am on your side with, I wish that we collectively did something about it. But my apathy comes from I know I can't convince enough people to give a fuck. Right.

At the same time, that's true. But yeah, whatever. My argument is that I think he wasn't a proper abolitionist in the sense of like, This is bad abolished it. It was like abolished it because of the fact that these are people that we can tax and use the better the country. It's opportunist. I think he was more of an opportunist than like, say, the way that we used to see him before. It was in the same vein as like we thought Christopher Columbus was pretty dope.

And they're like, oh, wait, this guy actually, he did some cool shit, but this guy's kind of pragmatic. I never had a chance think he was dope. Ultimately, the real, the reality. I'm Caribbean. I never had a chance that he was dope. That's true. That man's a monster. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is the way that I was taught in school, right? Well, that's true. Yeah. And then as little kids, like, my family's from Puerto Rico and he's really bad, and they're like, shut up. The thing to me was just like, I just understood a long time ago that, like, geniuses are also stupid. So it's like, it doesn't really, like fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking. Like, fucking. It's just like, all right.

Well, good for him, man. What hope to anybody. Was that a trend? Slate. Or was it just him being like an outsider? That was just him being fucking kid. Like, he was just like, I'm so curious. You sure it wasn't just a fascist state?

He believed in alchemy and shit, which is like, you know, if a genius can be stupid, then fucking whatever. Like, who, like, of course. And of course, Abraham Lincoln could be racist. Of course, like, fucking, the crackhead on the side of your road probably has, like, inside about something. You know, like, who, what, what, you know what? You know what I mean? No, you're right. It's, I think of whatever.

I think people have sliders. They do have sliders. I think there's spurts. We have, we have, we have, we have this, the sheet. Yeah. Yeah. We have a character sheet. We have that, like, what is it that that, that star?

star diagram with all of our... Yeah. The freaking... I forget what it's called. The Skyrim thing where it's like a one-handed, one-handed 18. Oh, yeah. Wisdom, four. Yeah, exactly.

Right. My heavy armor's 38, though. The scariest people are the people with like... Always. High wisdom, low intelligence, or high intelligence, low wisdom. High-intellate low-wism. That's my brother. I don't know if he watches this or not.

High-intelligence low wisdom? Yes, that is him. They're the scariest ones. They'll do something really fucked up. That's like the, what you go? That's what his name? Openheimer is really high intelligence, really low wisdom. Yeah, that's a good way to describe it.

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

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piping. He piped, but at the same time, I think it was because he didn't look. Here's a weird thing. And maybe I'm wrong about this. But when I see footage of people back on the day, they were fucking... Strange looking. They were like... And I feel like Oppenheimer looked normal, and that means you're like a god. Oh, fair.

Yeah. I know you mean. He didn't look like a normal guy. He looked like a villain. He looked like, he looked like, he looked like a gold to me. But like, I guess... I thought he looked You're crazy. I thought he looked like. He looked like a completely normal person. He looked like he could walk out of a fucking quiz nose here. I mean, like, that's a fun, that's not Jay Robert Oppenheimer. That can't be, but it looks a lot like it.

What's crazy is that during his speech, I think he might have been warped right afterwards. I think he had physically changed because he knew that what he made, but he was just like, oh, oh, oh, at that point. He was like, oh, yeah, I, there's so, I killed so many people. I'm going to be the reason humanity is going to die. Uh, my bad gang. I'm so confused about that. I am. Will you build me a bomb?

I have become death. Will you build a bomb for me? No. I can do. I won't build a bomb for you. I think he realized that he was playing with a matter that everybody wasn't ready to use. Like he was used, he used the gun that everybody was like, oh, this gun's ass.

And he was like, wait a minute. Maybe if I put a few pecks or person to it, it would be good. And he's like, oh, shit, when humanity dies, anybody survives. And they find books about, ah, this motherfucker's fault. We could trace it all back to him. Yeah. I mean, maybe think that like, oh, I'm going to be, well, did it really. You know, I want actually, I want to bring something of this kind of.

Someone else was racing him to do it, though. It wasn't like, either was him finding it out or was the other side finding it out. So it was that kind of thing. Well, it was one of those things where it's like, hey, you got to do this because who knows what would have happened? It's kind of like a what's it called like the Man of High Castle or Man of High Castle or whatever? Like the kind of scenario of that, like what if the Axis Powers won and, you know, if they would have figured shit out first, which would have, you know, what the fuck would have happened? I would have been crazy if they would have won. They would have got it first.

I don't know. I feel like, honestly, I think... Are you talking about the Mighty Ducks? Yeah, D2? Yeah. Goldberg? Who? You know, Goldberg?

The Jewish guy? Yeah. The goalie. Goalie? D2, Mighty Ducks. I've never seen the Mighty Ducks. Oh, my God. You brought...

You didn't see them... Did you watch the cartoon? Did you watch a cartoon? You brought it up. Did you watch a cartoon? There was a cartoon? There was a cartoon. You don't watch the cartoon?

You're talking about the ones where the... I saw Ducktails. But you're talking about the action one where the... they're like animated ducks yeah yeah i i didn't watch my duck tails right you didn't watch it no because it was i like the movies with the kids playing hockey you might have been a little too old for it because i wasn't really here yet i wasn't really here yet when it came out but i just didn't care i have no idea what the fuck that is you want a dark wing duck i of course i did okay of course i did i watch fucking everything it had to do with like scroooge and docks and then more dogs i was a

fucking ducking dude i love shoes dutron over here fucking ducking it out i did was uh was it ducks No, he was in the... He was in a duck. Oh, is it ducks? Okay. I thought he was... I thought it was like... Let's hear, let's hear the day.

I don't know. Like, I didn't know what... No, there was no joke. I really didn't... I thought, oh, Carl's llamas. He's llamas. Yeah, that's what I was getting confused, too. And then that...

Are there two characters in that show... Or whatever. Where were there two characters in that show they were, like, weirdly obsessed with animals? And the mom. And they both liked the mom. So it's got to be like a bestiality thing. Yeah.

Like, you know how Dan Snyder was in a feat? I'm sure whoever produced that show is like Carl Weezer wants to fuck Jimmy's mom but she wants her to pretend to be a llama Yeah Can you be a llama Jimmy's mom? Can you be a llama?

Can you be a llama for me? Mrs. Newtrad Can you be a lab for B? Can you be a llama and choke me while you fucking fuck me llama? Carl, get the fuck out of here. Carl, I will kill you. I'm going to send you to the grave, you piece of shit.

Pick a god and pray, Carl. Yeah, I'll make you get that break. Chocolate chocolate chuckle hut, wrote in his hello, hook line, and sinker. Nice. As a kid, watching the Jimmy TV Power Hour Oh, wow. Elicited a fight or flight response

because Timmy was animated like a groundhog with alopecia and a cap. Whoa. He's very accurate. He had hair. He was gross, though. Like, it looked like a fake. His eyes were sunk in like a drug addict.

That's the thing I remember the most. That is true. Yeah, but do any of you all have a similar experience when a change in media offended your soul? Oh, there's one easy for me that everybody talks about the fucking American dragon. Oh, yeah, I remember that. But that was definitely, because he looked like a cool, badass dragon. You know, it's crazy? I didn't notice this until way later.

But the animation change throughout Dexter's laboratory is crazy. Is it really? Yeah. Like, I didn't, it doesn't, you don't think about it if you're just like, remember. Remembering the episodes? Yeah. Because for us, like, what was that? Like the late 90s?

Early 2000s, max. Like, it probably wasn't on TV. Like, early, early 2000. Like, it wasn't, like, past, like, 2002 that that was, like, really, like, something happened. So it was, like, a really early memory. So in my memory, it always looked a certain way. And then you go back and just look up the art style changes from Dexter's lab. It's wild.

Did they make his mom's vagina wetter as a series went on or something like that? Her hips went for days, though, man. Dexter's mom's, plus. Yeah, it's been, it's been a while. Like, I have, I, I, searching Dexter's mom's pussy It's crazy It's auto

You put DE And that's the first thing Internet That's the first thing That's incredible It's not like this I mean she can get it So I understand if it was auto completed

I totally get that All the cartoon moms from back then were crazy Like it was insane Who were the hot moms really Well I remember specifically I remember specifically Dexter's mom I remember even just like in movies like Mrs. Incredible

they were built like a certain way that was just like... That's how Pixar moms are built in general. It's just like... Whoa, she's ready. Whoa. She's ripe. Ripe is so fucking heinous.

A heinous way to say that. But if you look at like the character design changes for that show, it's weird. And it's very drastic. Like it's way more drastic than I remember it. You all grossed me out. It was, um... So there was two of them.

Disney's version of Doug. Oh. I was so grossed out. His sleeves were way longer. They just, they just, I don't know what the fuck they did.

I was like, what's happening? Wasn't he on Nickelodeon first? Yeah. And then, and then went to Disney. After four seasons, with Nickelodeon,

uh, they had a movie. Doug's big movie, I think it was a Disney movie. And then they continued the series. It's pretty noticeable, actually. Yeah,

especially I remember Dexter's, Dexter's, no, Dexter's glasses. Yeah. I remember that was the biggest thing. His dad is the biggest one. His dad changed so much.

Oh, right. My brain's hurting. Isn't that wild? I remember. I'm switching them out at times. Yeah, like the second one, the newer one is the like the easier one to draw,

but that's the one that's like Saturdays are for dads. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like I can see either. Yeah, exactly. I could see both of these characters in that situation, even though like it's very clearly the right one. I'm so used to seeing the one the left though. Like, the moms wasn't tanked up in a past.

They tanked her up later on No, no, no, they tanked If they put her death They decreased it later on Yeah, they decreased her a little bit She's not as, she looks like a carrot Candy carrot What are they called?

Candy corn You're candy corn? Yeah, that bullshit that you get? Of course I remember candy corn. I hated it. Why any fucking human would put that shit in Halloween candy? If you like candy corn,

that's on wrong with you. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Fucking man dark. Not quite as a greedist But definitely Moho It was a little, It was more subtle with them. Yeah, that wasn't nearly as bad.

Craig McCracken's stuff kind of... I still need my Mojo Jojo tattoo on my left thigh. That's your last one? I have two left. One of them's going to be... I would love that. That sounds cool. There's a baby Bonnie Hood with her basket full of arsenal weapons.

Oh my God. There's one where she looked... It's going to be just her in the gang or it's going to be just her by herself. It's just her. So basically there's this image that somebody drew a long time ago where she's looking all innocent and then she's holding up a basket and there's just a shit ton of weapons in it. And I was like, I love that contrast. So I'm gonna do that one and then Mojo Jojo those are my last two tattoos

I wanna get Mojo but I wanna get Mojo Jojo in a really Really sad like when he's all fucked up and feeble or something like oh my god Bubbles beat him to fucking piss dude He's been beaten a handful of times but that was the worst one Bubbles beat him down My favorite wasn't his brain hanging out? Yeah His brain hangs out a lot to be fair Yeah that happens a lot but that one his brain was should have exposed

The way he was trembling it's happened multiple but the way he was twitching and shit was like he got beaten so badly that time. That's one of my favorite episodes when she goes hardcore. And there's a dog fucking driving. It's stuck in traffic causing a traffic jam. And so bubbles. And isn't just happy? Yeah, he's fucking talking.

He's like, well, I sure can't drive because I'm a dog or something. And then she grabs the dog and hits it three times. Bad dog. Bad dog. And then like throws it down. And it's like, help me. It's so fucking funny, dude. I love that show.

I love, yeah. The Pipe of Girls is going. it been I loved it I wanted to talk about it so bad when I was younger but I was scared

to other boys didn't watch it no I didn't talk about it and then I found out like in second year other boys watched and I was like

this show's so awesome it was a it was like it was like good music it was violent yeah I told anyone I was like

if there was anyone like oh you watch the show I'm like watch it it fucking rules it's not some baby doll show or whatever you think it is

oh another visceral thing do you remember when the X-Men showed up on the Spider-Man the anime series. And they look ridiculous. Okay. So here's the thing.

I do remember that, but I didn't watch the X-Men show. So I didn't have a frame of reference. But I did still think, like, something's weird about these guys. Like, they don't even look like they belong in that show. They don't even look like they belong in Spider-Man. They looked awful. How did they look?

I don't even, I remember when Iron Man showed up. I was like, you look fucked. I thought. I thought he was really fine. I thought he was Mexican. I swear. Iron Man? Yeah.

I thought he was Hispanic. I was like, who is this fucking looks like my neighbor? Have you seen old Iron Man's design? It's been a really fucking long time. You're going to be confused. Spider-Man 90s. That's my prima. That's my prima.

That's fucking my primo. That's what? X-Men crossover, I guess. Yeah, I think so. Dude, I think Gammon threw me off the worst because he has like white. He has like, uh, he, because you know how it was just black and then his pupils? Yeah. He has like eyes now, like actual eyes.

with just a little bit of like an orange tint in his iris like regular people eyes he doesn't have his black and red eyes no it was like regular people with a little bit of a tint of a pupil of the reddishness to it and I was like ew I was like why does he why did they do this you guys remember an episode of dexter's lab where Dexter's sitting on his mom's ass

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Yeah. My favorite boy. Lucky boy. Yeah, it's lucky boy. That's crazy. There's, uh, there's an episode where he fucking, uh, he offends a trucker. I don't know if you remember. A trucker offends his wife and he's like, you insulted my wife.

And then we're going to have like an arm wrestling, uh, match. Because he's the trucker. He's like an arm wrestling guy. You can't even see his, he's so huge. You can't even see most of them. You just see, like he's an, a, clip seen the scene essentially. And then he's like, oh, Dexter's like, my dad's going to get fucking killed.

So then while he's sleeping, he builds my robot arm. But you don't know it until it's time. He puts the robot arm. And then fucking like, there's like this struggle going on, right? Like the trucker in the arm. And then Deity's like, Dexter, just fucking, what do you do? He's, oh, my bad. And just do, do, do, do.

And he throws him out of the fucking building. It's so fucking good, dude. Is this it? Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah. But I this is kind of like they don't Ew, look it, look, I wonder if you can pause on it when it show Gambit. They look disgusting.

They look. They just, they're so off. They're so. Why does Scott look like that? Is that not how he looked? No. He looks weak. He looks like someone.

You know when you go to writing and you find the off brand versions of the characters at the toy store? Yeah. It looks like that version of them. Yeah. I guess. Scott's nowhere near that. Jack. But everyone's more jacked than Spider-Man. Yeah, Spider-Man is like

Dr. Octopus is jacked. It's so ridiculous. I love the idea of This is a German nerd. Like there's no reason for Dr. Idon's so... I mean, he's piked, bro. The badaman. Arnold Schwarzenegger's like crying in the corner like Why? How do you do that?

I don't understand. It was so so loud seeing Peter in 1997 being built like a regular person. I love that so much. He was like, I'm built like a no my mask where my mask? I didn't know. Yeah like I don't know like I saw this

I saw this episode and they just look The colors are off Yeah I didn't watch I just didn't watch The show everything's brighter I think Wolverine Looks the most insane because his face looks like it's off kilter I want to just It's like you drag Wolverine's face a little to the left Let me see if I can find

Um Oh damn I lost the question man 90s I'm still putting games gambit and see if it'll pop up because he just looks so stupid. Yeah. He's a fucking asshole. Like he has he has fucking like like God fucking pop-ups man.

Damn. The internet's so ruined. Oh cool. It's still blurry. But like look, look, look. That's a dude. That's a guy. It's supposed to have just black.

You know, it's supposed to be black and then small fucking like orangish-reddish pupils. And they just gave him like eyes, but then just put red and giant pupils and then I'll show you like regular like regular it's supposed to be like this essentially God come on so it's supposed to be like this sometimes these are too big right now but right I see but like it's look at beast what about him he looks sick he looks stupid he looks sick I mean beast has always looked stupid to me I love to be honest that's great yeah I love beast in the show and a comics he's kind of a cunt you like in a character should he's an amazing character yeah I feel like he should be a cunt though being that smart I would being that smart and

and like agile and just everything. You don't have to be a cunt when you're you're a smart guy. You can be nice. I know, but it happens though because they're like, I'm so much better than everyone. You know, what do we got? All right. We got one, we'll do maybe one.

One, two more. Whatever. We'll do two more. We'll start with this one. One, two, buckle my poo. Buckle my shoe or archer. I shoe rode in or I show. I show.

He said, he says, hey, Krillin, Mr. Popo and dent. He says dente. Dende, you fool Dente. I'm like Dente's racist, but whatever. Dente is a little racist, but it's fine. Anyway, he says, he says, we've seen Majin Seal,

but who is the fusion that defeats him? Huh. My money's on Canlon West. I don't know what that is. Elon and Calier West. Ew. Ew. I don't like imagining that.

I think Elon fusing with anyone makes them instantly weaker. So, like, no. Yeah. Yeah. Like it's just that's like that go cue I'm fucking fucking I'm fucking good

I fucking love Gokuyl that game was so fucking funny that game was so good man there's so much entertainment value in that game go cuell is crazy number two is such a good game because of Bobby D spaceship Bobby spaceship is a fucking

amazing game that should be sure like that should be in every fighting game but unfortunately you don't do that the world's dumb now well yeah the shit needs a catch up the fusion the take down Majin seal We'll say.

I like Boogie and he's and Rolfo together. Ew. Oh my God. Them taking down Maj and Shield. Ralpho Boogie. No chance. I mean, I want to see them fuse together.

He's the drink. He's a drink of the world. He could drink all the oxygen. He could drink all the water in the world. Oh my God. I forgot about his fucking, like before you like, but unconscious.

It wasn't like an extra ammo or something. Yeah. He just drink a little. It was the, it was the, it was the Kualud factory extra ammo. That's right. And like, it was made out of quailude shit.

He drank like enough to make the, the, it was chloroform. It was visible. It was visible. It took a visible dip. You were like, what the fuck's happening? Before he passed out.

Go watch our, go listen to our, uh, that is horrifying. Go listen to our Willy Wonka, uh, extra ammo to find out what the fuck we're talking about. Billy Cosby and the Quilude Factory. Billy Cosby in the Quailud Factory. I think, um, yeah, man, it's difficult to imagine two people who would be strong enough to take down a seal, imbued with Bibbidi's magic. Could you, could you believe, could you imagine somebody goes, digs up a grave and puts a fucking

Potara earring on somebody that's dead How's that work? I need this guy's power. That's crazy. I think he needs to be alive for it to work. I don't know. I don't know. Probably. I feel like I would have to assume. You imagine what's kind of sick fucking

Kavorkian-ass doctor would be fucking around that stuff? There's some, there's some disgusting Kai who's like just putting ears up. Like I'm going to put this earring out of mosquito and a fucking lion. Right. And then just see what the,

The thing about the Kyes is that it's only permanent with the Kyes that got to add it later on for bullshit, random bullshit. Oh yeah, that's right, because isn't it like... They defuse. Yeah, because that explains why Vigida and Goku defuse the side of boo. Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment we did presented by eBay. I'd never owned a vintage camera before.

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes. on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got

into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Whatever. I thought that was dumb as show. Yeah, yeah, of course. I would be crazy. Dragon Ball's always been like that. It's like, you have a lot. five minutes before NAMIC blows up

and it's been like eight hours. It's like insane. Yeah, yeah. They were moving so fast, we saw more content than we got, Arthur. They were speaking. All of their speeches

were a micro-second long. That's how fast they must have been moving. Must have. Must have. Just diatribes in. Oh, wow, I didn't know that. Wow. Dragon Ball is really in depth.

it's really difficult to imagine. I think a fusion, a seal is just such a weird person. I don't even know who's in SEAL's orbit, you know what I mean? I think we got to do like R&B, right? I guess. So R. Kelly.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Oh, no. Rkelly and who. Rkelly and Trey songs. What the fuck happened to that guy? He's dead.

He's dead. He's heard of all the same of a Trey song? He's dead. He's dead. Apparently he's fucking horrible. What are he? consistent woman abuser like forcing himself

on females oh man you never heard of that shit no I just thought he just fucked off because he was like I can't make hits anymore or something bad dude it's really mucho not good oh is it did he bad I heard I heard from people that know it they said when his thing comes out

it's gonna be worse than Rkelis by like a long mile I don't think it'll ever come out because nobody knows you that is really I mean J-Song is a very popular artist from but not from modern time it's been a long time since I've I've heard anything about him. So, yeah, I bet there's a lot, there's like probably Gen Z probably doesn't even know the fuck Tray songs is.

I don't know who the fuck the fuck Tray songs is. Maybe what the people, uh, the Jim, Gen Z knew R. Kelly, really? Uh, through, I think through like meme culture or something. Like, I think because like, maybe I don't think. His trial was pretty big. I think maybe through the meme culture of him at that moment. But the music, no.

No, they don't know his music. Yeah, they don't know his music. Yeah. No. He can say, it's insane. It's insane. It's insane. Me to think about it.

That'd be crazy. like, oh, it's a street, like one of those street interview things and be like, oh, who sings, my mind's telling me no, you know, my buddy? They don't know, fuck's that. Is that a, is that a... They don't know, what is that? If someone said, Chester the Cheetah to me, I'd be like,

get the fuck out of my face. They're like, what? I don't get it. Is that Chuck your cheese? No. That's Charles Entertainment Cheese. It's like... Charles Entertainment Cheese.

Yo, they probably won't even... They didn't get to experience those animatronic shit. Because I think all that shit's gone. I didn't either. My parents... My parents... My parents did not take me to those places. They were fucking awful.

My grandma would not let me. I didn't want to do it either. I didn't want to go. Yeah. It was never, I don't know anyone that enjoyed it. Like literally. I don't know once. You choose is a fucking mash pit pretty much.

Yeah. Every time once in one there was a big fight every single time, dude. That's not true. I swear to God, the 150 street in Harlem, every time I went there. I swear to God that can't feature. Here's what I think is. No, here's what I think is happening right now is another last of us. I saw the last of us movie trailer.

three years before the show was even pitched. Every single time I would go there, there would be some sort of altercation. And it wouldn't get to the point where it's like the videos, where it's like a riot. But there would always be altercation. My grandma was like, we shouldn't keep coming here. You know what's happening? Let's just go to fucking Atlantic City. I think I know what's happening right now.

You are compartmentalizing and not being honest that it was you. That I'm starting to fight. Yes, that's why every time. Yeah. Why is there a favorite because of me being an asshole, totally? little kid and that their parents get or me setting to get that because you should go hit that other kid.

Yeah. It's like when people talk about like, it's like you see it a lot with in like conservative circles how like people are like really afraid of New York. They're like afraid of cities. Yeah. And it's just like dude, I've seen like genuinely like no less than I think maybe like 10 real altercations in New York City. I think the entire 30 years that I think the worst shit happens in these bumfuck

places where there's nothing to do. That's where the most STD statistics are. Really? Yes. Because like in these per capita type of thing, because obviously there's more people in in large cities. But like these people, they have nothing to do.

So all they do is drink, fight, and fuck. They can't do anything else. They chew the condoms. They don't know what the fuck they're doing. They shove corn up their pussies and then people eat it. And it's like,

I got herpes from being corn. Like what the fuck happened? I got fucking gonorrhea from my tractor. I don't know what the hell is going on. Yeah. The doctor will, first of all, stop fucking your tractor.

You just start off with that You never thought about not fucking a machine You're telling me not to live, sir You're telling me I like rubbing my fucking pussy on the Exhaust in my tractor I don't know what you got to get your problem That's a female talking right now That is the most filthy pussy

Ever dude I like rub my Yeah I like rub my pushing on the fucking tractor It was the grossest I need to see this woman I like I like slicking all over the place man

The world just got heavier to me. Like the world, like everything that got way down. This fucking doctor with a cowboy hat on and straw in his mouth, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, hold on. They call me. They call me the slictipus down at the office. You tell me you a female. What the hell's going on here? Good enough.

What's going on? Immediately. Well, got to do what I got to do. It looks like it's holding a cherry. Do you think doctors have a house? fucking lab coats and cowboy hats on in the south? Some maybe. I thought I've seen a cowboy hat on.

I think I've seen a doctor like cowboy hat on before. That's terrifying to me. I'm like, don't touch me, bro. I don't even want you to touch me with a stethoscope. Don't even touch me. I don't even what's out.

And he only gets colonoscopies. He's excited. He doesn't even, he doesn't even use the camera. He puts two fingers in and widens you on. Oh, my God. He has a good eye, though. He has a really good eye.

The amount, the amount of, strength that you're like just one just do this no no no no no

it's no effort it's so gaped it's just so gap too just and you're scorer you're you're

you're bounding gangs you can't oh yeah he did you got a rubber ball your mouth and a fucking

he fucking he saves money he doesn't use anesthesia so he knocks you out but then once he gapes you

you fucking wake up there should be there should be there should be a southern uh house

like a Doctor House. Oh, man. Where he's like, he's really Southern and autistic, and he knows what you have. He just understands that he's like, howdy.

Howdy. You gotta eat. You got that show's so racy. He's got cowboy boots with spurs and a lab coat, a cowboy hat. That is amazing. He has like one of those like hay things. Yeah, yeah,

exactly. Exactly. And it's the same hay. Like, throughout the entire series is the same exact thing. It is so rodded by season four. It's getting browner and browner. It's starting to sprout or shrooms on.

it. The sheer fungal presence of that thing. Well, it is like, a doctor, the chief of medicine shows up and he's like, what's his name? I don't know. Cowboy. He's Cowboy House. Cowboy House.

Cowboy House. This is the chief of medicine. Surely every patient you've seen can't have AIDS. Well. Well, boss. Can you prove it's not? Well, you got me there, Cowboy House. Carry on. You have a. Two.

His name is Cowboy House fucking murderst me. Cowboy House will return after this message in the fucking's daily wire ads. It's a pill for abstinence.

It's a no fuck or more pill. What is it? It's a sugar pill. It's a sugar pill. It just makes you so violently ill you don't want to do anything. It's just

it makes you mega dizzy. It's like you just can't possibly. You've mega dizzy and sore. Yeah. Oh, damn, I can't put my dick. I don't know where it's at.

I don't know where it's at. I'm fucking delirious. I feel like... Keep doing it till you get it. I feel like I'm going through chemo, man. What the fuck is this pill, man? Oh, what the fuck, man? I think I need to see Cowboy House, man.

I don't feel good. I got to see Cowboy House. Imagine being really dizzy and sore. What can I do? What can I do for his... This is me, cowboy, house. What can I do for you? Howdy, ho.

I don't feel good. good, can I come down to the office? Sure. And then fucking, the chief of medicine. This is the chief of medicine. Cowboy house, you're not doing a good job. Can you come in my office for me? For me?

He's, he's, he's, the patient comes in. He's like, listen, I've been coughing up blood. I can't really breathe. I can't really breathe. I've been sleeping like this too. I've been sleeping 30 minutes. a day. Oh my God.

Like I'm having a rough go. He goes, hmm, hmm. Kicks him with the spurs. And then he's like, I'm healed. I can't believe it. Thank you, Dr. House? I mean, Cowboy House? Get that right.

Get that right. I got a house. What about that liberal? I'm a cowboy house. No, Cowboys. You got a sale or something. You got to have to pay this bill right now before you leave. Oh, my God.

And what's he addicted to? Because House is addicted to like pain medication. Oh, he is. He's like, I guess he's just an alcoholic. No, no, no, no. He puts cans of piss out and it ferments and he inhales it. Oh, my God. That's crazy.

He's addicted to fermented piss. Piss fumes, dude. Piss fumes, dude. The guy makes piss air. I should do that video, right? I was like, yay, piss air. No. No, what?

There's a video. Everybody feels free to look this up. But, like, there's a video of some guy where he's got jugs of piss. I don't think it's real. But, like, he is. jugs of piss like Transpair you can see like fully yellow and there's like 18 of them

they're open and then there's like one of these fans that's like pulling the air and blowing it on him and he goes like I'm making piss air yay piss air he's kicking his feet he's kicking his feet against the fan

he's like yay piss air oh my god that's stupid enough to sound real though like some fucking asshole it's like that picture you posted and like thing I really got to clean up my room and it's all the jugs of piss all over the room. I still love that there was enough people that are like, wow, is that really your room? God, man, we're fucked. We're fucked as people.

The amount. Yes. That is my room. Yes. Someone having that much of their urine just in their houses. Like, what are you up to? Yeah. He's pissing.

You know that kid that's like has like not really a mustache long hair and glasses that has a horrible room? and he keeps reporting it saying like, oh, I cleaned up my room and it's still fucking disaster. That plays league or something like that. I think so,

yeah. And so he hired a maid. Did you see that? And then like the stains on his floor. It looks like multiple dead bodies. You know? And like it just has the blood stings. I don't know how you get to that point.

Well, it's a, there's definitely some, because he's self-aware of it too. He's playing into it now. But it's still like, how do you put up? I don't get it.

I don't even even the smell, everything. He definitely lives. He's worse than Asman Gold. Yeah. You know? I saw Asmond Gold eating maggots, bro, in a sandwich. Of course he did. Like he was eating it on purpose?

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at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recent. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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let go of items that are no longer serving you or that you no longer need. You can give items a new life, a new story with someone else. To listen to more, check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts. Visit eBay.com to shop your favorite finds. Find what you love, sell what you don't. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20,000. 20, is an insane number.

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