The Snark Tank - #249: BeastMr and Ava Braun Tyson

Episode Date: July 29, 2024

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Make his dick come. All I know is I like men, not women. Come is a valuable thing. Watch it flies by as my penis swings. Watch my ass bounce at the end of the day because I'm really gay. It's so unreal. I am big homo. Why, I just don't go right down my fucking throat.

Why I just got to go right down my tight throat. So I went to Palm Springs over the weekend with some friends of ours. With Lincoln Park? With Lincoln Park. Great. And we stopped off at a 7-Eleven. And what's that song like, I want to get away? Oh, Lenny Kravitz.

And I was with Gabby and we were getting like drinks. like just like 7-11 drinks and she turns to me she goes I am so fucking gay and I'm like that's fucking brilliant that's so obvious but why are you telling me this she doesn't watch the show oh so it's just it's just

it's just happen I think we are like it's a mind virus dude this is the brain brainworm this is the woke mind virus I think 100% I gotta tell you something I keep getting tagged in new Instagram people that are like, I'm a metal musician and I'm getting no views. Wait a minute. I'm going to make gay shit now because I keep seeing this gay shit blowing up. And I'm so happy.

I was just like, I've never cared about being responsible for a wave of something happening, but I'm actually really proud of this because it's the stupidest shit. And it warms my heart. when they're and I see the comment every once in a while the person that hates it they're like this is a stupidest fucking shit ever like and it just it makes me so happy because then all of a sudden all these people like jump in and say yeah you fucking straight you're so fucking straight dude fucking straight dude you strigger get out of you straight dude it's amazing so now gabby out of nowhere just with no prompt no just yeah I couldn't believe I was like I thought I was with you guys were saying. I was like, what? Why is it happening? Your brain split reality. You're like, oh, you're my weight, wrong, wrong reality.

We're really bothering me was that it was just such an obvious way. Like, it was like, oh, of course. Like, why, why did we not think of that? It's so perfect. Well, the thing is this, right? I feel like people have always been making gay parodies is that no one. Oh, of course. Has come to, everyone's like, how to be funny if I was,

what's a song I've always thought of that would be fucking gay. There's a lot. There's so much stuff. Oh, this song would be fun if he said something gay right now. You're in the car. Like when you were driving home or like when, you know, you're on the bus. Yeah, I remember it. I want to be clear.

I want to be clear. Like, I don't, I would never, I would never, yeah, I would never claim that we started this because that's silly. But we took it to the mainstream. We definitely, we definitely saw how we helped it get to the main stream. So here you took it more seriously than people. That's the thing. Because like, Comtown, the podcast, like Nick Mullen, for example, would do this type of stuff off the cuff a lot of times. Yeah.

But would never actually, you know, he's never recorded a song. He's never done gay-yo-active. Like, it's just so the idea of song parody in general. It's like weird Allison is the first person to do song parody. He's just the first person to do it seriously. Yes, 100%. Yeah. And it's cool.

Every once in while, if you look at like even some of the most famous celebrities or whatever the fuck, they have these clips of them talking about this type of shit. And they all think it's funny. It doesn't matter who you are, what age. you are people kind of. Yeah. I remember, do you remember that? It's like, it's a controversial video now, which is kind of funny to think about it.

But like there's that roundtable with the comedians where it's like, um, uh, it's Ricky Jervase, Louis, Chris Rock. Yeah. And Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah, that's right. And they're, I don't, Ricky Jervis is talking about this song that he heard. Some guy playing it on like a beach in Santa Monica or something. I might be making up the location, but this is the story is true.

Yeah. He's talking about how he was singing a song called Samed. sitting on a cock because I'm gay instead of sitting on a rock by the bay or something by the bay yeah something like that and they were all laughing like these these storied comedians just laughing at the dumbest fucking possible it's nothing about it it's the stupidest shit ever uh it reminds me of I was I was guys as much as pretty much everybody thinks the insane compossi are just you know you know they're a little they're a little loopy They're a little silly. They did that how young, I don't know how young it was, but they did that slim anus thing where they're making fun of Eminem. Oh, yeah, yeah. Because they were beefing for a while.

And it was the dumbest shit, but it was also funny because of just how fucking stupid it was, where it was just a song about Eminem being gay. The fact that insane, the fact that insane clown posse and like Afro-Man have beats with Eminem is so crazy. Because it's like these motherfuckers are nowhere in a caliber of, artist to ever even stand near Eminem. Not even close. Not like Eminem is like, Eminem is like undeniably.

He's not top five for me. Undeniably top 10, one of the greatest hip hop artists without any doubt. And Afro-man's like, oh, I think you're lame. And it's like, Afro-Man, go throw yourself off a bridge with a magmat at the bottom of it. Like, no one thinks about him ever. Like hit magma and then hard and then burn. I didn't even hear that. I thought there was a superhero when you said it.

Afro-man is a superhero. You know, I was going to clean my room, but then I got high. Well, what? That guy was speaking with Evan F. But I know why. But I go. Now, what about three-fifths said? I know why.

What is the, what is the, what is the, what is the, like, like, how did these people start these? Bees in the first place. I don't know how, what happened. People say shing shots at people. People are on interviews and they get shots on that time. And people are Eminem's like, what the fuck? Look, the clown posse, they're from, they're both from Detroit. So at least I understand there was a little bit of turf thing going on. But I'm pretty sure I am imagining that I could be wrong, but I would just imagine that Eminem probably said something first because they're clowns, which should be expected. Wouldn't you like, shouldn't you not be offended when you're a fucking

clown. Like, why would you be mad about anybody saying anything about you? They're jugglers. They're not the same kind of creature. Yeah, that's true. I do want to go. I've been wanting to go to the gathering of the jugglers for a long time. I think you think you want to go. I mean, you want to see that shit up. I think you think you want to go.

Why, have you been? I've been to a festival. I think you think you want to go. I think in your mind you think you want to go. Were you like assaulted? What happened? It was just terrible. Yeah. It smelled like fucking faking go and piss. There was a bunch of like fucking white girls, white people with dreadlocks that were just disgusting. It was,

it was, it was just so. Yeah, I just want to see them up personally. It was like a bunch of fat chicks that were even like hot fat chicks. Of course. They're like,

they're sloppy. They're like, Midwest, Midwestern sloppy. And I'm just like, this is just like, sloppy Joe. It was just like everything I disliked about like,

everything I disliked about where I was from was there. And I was like, this is making me so upset. See, that makes me want to go more. Like, I was scared to smoke the weed there because you know that. You know that shit is laced.

to the high heavens. Oh yeah, it's at least with like clown fentanyl specific. You smoke that shit and you'll turn it

to the Joker. Yoke start giggling and you'll fucking do the fucking gamble ass. There's no way. You're gone. There's no way. See the trailer for the

new Joker movie? Yeah, I could care less. Really? I get care less. It looks kind of good. I don't want a sequel to that movie

because it was so good. I agree. I understand. It's here. It looks, you know, it looks like it's going to be good. I like Lady Gaga too

just generally. I like Lady Gaga a lot. I think she's a great artist. I think it's going to be interesting. I don't care. There's a five minute scene in the middle of the trailer where Arthur's like biting his four skin off. Like gnawing it off.

But like with no music. I couldn't even deliver that without. It's like there's like a crescendo in the beginning of it. And he's just gnawing his dick off. And by the time it's done, his dick is like an elbow. What if the reason circumcision is. a tradition is because naturally, before society even was a thing,

humans naturally nod off their own foreskins. And we lost that by getting... I think about the fact that my dick had a whole extra part and I just can't believe that was possible. It's kind of crazy. Right? It's like, what the hell? I kind of don't believe because I'm an amputee.

Yeah. theoretically. I like, why shouldn't I get like a handicapped? You ever see what a female circumcision? Yes. What do you say? A female circumcision. A female circumcision. A female circumcision. Yeah. It's awful.

Is that where they like scoop the pussy out? Damn here, actually. What do they do? They like cut off the clitoris. Really, it's really barbaric. I mean, it's all barbaric, quite frankly. It's kind of insane. Yes, I guess definitely.

But something about that seems so much more not nice. You know why? The reason you think that is because we're used to, we're used to the other thing. The other thing's crazy. It really is wild. They're just like, oh, hello. child. Oh, you were just born? Cool. Well, especially some rabbis, like,

they suck it off, dude, that is so crazy. Wait, what? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, they put their lips on, this is not, this sounds like we're joking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, this is a very real practice where rabbis, and I'm probably, probably priest, honestly, will, like, to stem the bleeding, they will suck

the peevee. Yeah. And, um, and there was actually a herpes outbreak in New York. Yeah. Because these rabbis were sucking baby peepee. They were giving herpes. To fucking baby. Yeah. Damn, dude. Talk about a fucking Nat 1.

But it's, in it, like, I just, yeah. That's a bad role on life. If you just, like, come out of the womb and then three days later, you have herpes. You have herpes. God damn, dude. Yeah, people, people, like, look it, man, it's, at this point, nobody should be surprised by anything a religious. Oh, yeah. No, it's, look at him.

He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's trauma-matching right now. Did you just learn? Did you just learn about this? Yes, he did. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell. host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata.

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and his eyes turned green and he started to fuck it up Virginia I almost blew this room up I almost got so bad this room exploded What's crazy is that the parents are just like yeah

I mean you're not wrong though That's your You're fucking around But I try to be respect They really are just chill about it They're like Yeah yeah

This elderly fellow I just sucked on my baby's pee Yeah And they're like Oh bless him I try to be respectful to religion You try

Because I I learned some good things from religious studies. I learned some things that I I learned good things from comic books. Oh yeah. No, no, absolutely. You know, you've learned good things from various forms, you know? Yeah, I'm just saying like,

I don't respect comic books. That's crazy. I like them, but I just don't give it no grandiose. I don't put it on a pedestal is what I'm saying. I mean, I've learned some good lessons from comics. I used to come on all my comics.

I mean, you had to on some of them. Like whenever Power Girl. You had this mother. The fact is that like, yeah, I get it. He said you had to. You got to come on Power Girl.

Duh. Power Girl, Catwoman's a ton of, whenever those. Rob Leifeld's Captain of Erica. The idea of finding. I bought six copies of that, dude. Actually, just to come on them. Just because I kept ruining them. The idea of having that comic book come down.

Like, that's the only page. You're flipping through the comic and there's one page, you're like, it shatters because he's calmed on it so much. The letters, the words are all wrong. Runny and everything. Imagine being excited to open up a comic book and like it's a really thick

like like it's like invincible volume whatever. You open it and only the covers open because every page It's literally like it looks like Like an ice cube almost How fucking covered and come it is It's slick.

You can crack it with a hammer it It shatters. I kind of want to I would love to fuck around like that It just get like maybe candle wax or something And this have people think I came all over my comics That's so disrespectful.

If you're... Come dries with the consistency of candle wax. God help you. Pushing that shit out must be a venture, dude. Hey, man. It's not too bad when it first comes out. It's not as bad as you think. You got to get it all out, though.

Don't let any of it dry in there because then you're going to have to fucking... You're blocked up. Oh, no. You're blocked... Oh, man. Yeah, I fell into a cactus at Palm Springs. You really?

Yeah. How much it hurt? Not that bad, actually. What are you doing? I was drunk off my ass I don't really remember much But they hurt Did you know that?

No That's news to me man I didn't know that thank you You know there are literally You know those are their leaves You know that right isn't that crazy What are you talking about? The little stingers

Those are little like bricks So prickling No I'm pretty sure they're stingers Yeah I don't know if you Classify them as leaves No those are the leaves of them No see here's the problem Is he doesn't know what a leaf is

Yeah Yeah Because I don't Yeah No literally they are those that's what they are. You think that. They're just shaped like that because that's how it is.

A leaf can't be thin. It's like a definition of the leaf. That's not true. Why? Why is that true? Because if you look up a leaf in the dictionary, it says cannot be a spike. First definition. Number one.

Number one. That's a fire definition. Anything that's not a spike can technically be a leaf. Wait. Anything. So a person, a hand, a dog, a camera, technically can all be a lead. Yes. I mean, why not? Another word for noun. A non-spiked noun.

A non-spiked noun. Anyway, welcome to the Stark Tank podcast. I forgot to intro. Go over to Patreon.com slash to StarTank or else we'll kill you and go to Starctank.com. Dot shop for merch or we'll kill you. Pick up some merch, man. Get, get iced out. Get a get pimped out. I'm almost done with my Vitruvian bryl than I'm pretty excited about. Get our merch dirt. Get our merch dirt. Get our merch. You're going to emerge.

Also, we probably have a merch collab coming, so we're not going to tell you who, but it's very, like, going to happen soon. I started talking to somebody, too, like some crazy good artist. Yeah. This artist might be a person you guys know that makes content. You might be happening. All right, man, you're getting away too much. You're gay.

You're going to figure it out, actually. They're going to figure it out, actually. They're going to figure it out. All right, we'll see. We'll see. That's like maybe three people. That applies to. Anyway.

No. No. No. Yeah, you fucking nerd. So Biden fell down the stairs, and he's now he's not in, and he's not the president anymore. He's still the president. Someone daring him to do it.

What are you talking about? Someone dared him to do a backflip off of the Grand Canyon. And he just He did it. He scuffed the landing, but he scuffed his shoes and he was really sad about it.

So he dropped out of the race. The idea of nobody doing a backflip off the Grand Canyon is so insane to me. He's doing a gainer off the Grand Canyon. He's like, all right, guys. Good night. He lands on his legs and he walks up the hill and he's three feet shorter.

He does a back foot, he lands, but he's like not on anything. He's like, oh, God, I forgot, I got to walk back on here. Why you got so tall? What happened?

What happened? Why you got so tall? Why do everybody grow well? Why everybody grow while I fell? He just turned to tell the little person version of himself. Like he just, he happens and his arms come in, his head.

He just a little pervert. Why would his whole body shrink? Yeah, every is it? He just lands so much force to hate his little person. I think it's funnier if his arms are still long enough for him to walk on them. He's like,

what are you, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like those Street Fighter Six builds, man, when he just fucking, those monstrosities. I hate the way they look so. Johnny Bravo type. God damn, I haven't been out here years and months and days and hours. I fucking can't stop pissing myself. My dick is sour.

Something like that. Yeah, so Kamala Harris is now, or Kamala? Kamala. Kamala. Yeah, you got to go like, ka. People are weird about, the pronunciation about that name where it's like

it's it's what is it again I J. Colma. Kamala. Because it's all this, it's all like accent to me. It's like how my mother, my mom calls me Christopher. And my name's Christopher. But people go, you know what I mean? It just kind of feels like, come on.

Kamala spelled differently. I think Kamala is. Is it? Is it? I think it is. I think it is. There's a WWF wrestler. It was spelled the same Kamala,

but she's just Kamala. It's, it's technically about like say how, Say, for example, the name Alex and Alex. The difference is a and a. But depending on where you're from, like say, Alex Pareta, since he's from Brazil, you're supposed to pronounce it Alex. Americans, we do with Alex. Me, personally, I don't think it's hard to just learn that.

I don't think. I feel like some, I think I'm starting to learn something, though. What you are, what you are as someone that is willing to just respect the way people say things. Yeah. Who would name Lena and Elena. Yeah. It's damn me the same name. But like, oh, my name is Elena.

And it's like, all right, cool. I want to be fair, though. I almost feel like I'm starting to learn that maybe some people are having trouble with that. Like, they really, their brain just can't hold on to that information. And not me just being, oh, you're being disrespectful. Because there are people professionals that, you know, I watch a lot of combat sports and people around the world have crazy names to us. And there are some people that are professional. part of their job is knowing their names

and they still fuck them up. And I'm thinking, I'm like, is there something that like it can't, like you've been pre, let's just say, for example, some Asian cultures, right, they don't, they can't say L correct, like in the way that we do because they didn't use it in their language. So I was thinking, is it something like that where some people struggle to say things correctly

because they're pre, they're programmed to say things in a specific way? Is that what's happening? I thought that exists for sure. Because I feel like I'm like, When I hear somebody tell me how they say their name, it's like in Brazil, Jose is Jose. So I'm like, oh, so I'm just like, oh, it's Jose.

But there's people, to this day, one of the best fucking featherweights in the UFC, Jose Aldo, a bunch of people, a bunch of people, so call him Jose. And I'm like, dude, like, do you not hear his name pronounced every fucking time he's around anything? Interviews, the fucking announcer, Jose. People don't like taking the time to relearn things.

That's the thing because they already learned things one way. And they're like, I don't want to learn it again. That's how I feel sometimes. But then also feel like, are they just not? Is it just not connecting? No, other people, it's, I think it's simply relearning it. Because when you do that, you have to, you have to do more work in learning it. And I feel like people, but also, the older people get, it's harder for people to learn things.

Yeah. It gets more difficult. I'm just trying to be fair because my, my normal position was to be like a little more hospital. So you be like, you guys are being fucking, like, lazy and stupid. But maybe it's, maybe it's. I think for me, it's like, Kamala and Kamala are so close to me. Yeah, that the distinction is so irrelevant. Yeah, I get that.

You know what I mean? Like, it's not like I was like can't, you know, it just feels insane. It's not like you care about her either. You know what? Yeah, I get that. It's like Stephen and Stephen. What? Like Stephen and Stephen?

Oh, Stefan. Yeah. Yeah, I would say Stefan. Like, like, uh. Some people don't say Stephen. Literally. And I'm like, I don't know. Well, you mean, I've seen that too.

Yeah. I was like, what the fuck? I guess. Oh, like, you mean like still the way with the pH. Yeah, it's still because

the V sign. I'm like, I don't care. Like the V. I think that one's more forgivable because even, I,

most people, unless it's something totally different like Stefan. Like, or, you know, like, uh,

Stefan. Like, if I hear it in that the E's different. That's the only thing I'll respect. Like, say, Stefan Curry. It's not Stephen,

Stephen Curry. But I've, I've definitely, that's what they call them. But I've seen, I've seen, I've seen, I've seen,

With a V, yeah, that's a V sound. Right. I get what you're saying. I'm like, why? Like,

that's not how that, like, what's the purpose? I, I don't know, but I don't know. Names are weird, dude.

Names are English language is already a fucking weird one. And we're like, one of the more borderline normal ones, I think conceptually. So, like. You know,

it's crazy? We got Barack Obama, right? That was completely, people didn't struggle to say that, which I thought it was going to be like a disaster for people. I caught him Jose Mubarak a lie.

And I was like, That's definitely not who he is. Jose Mubarak. That's a different fucking person. That's the whole of a person. First of I heard his name. I was like, for somebody's Obama just saved us Mubarak in my mind. Is it Kamahas or Jose Kinseko?

Dude, what if that's the VP? Who do you think the VP is going to be actually? Jose Canseco? Yeah. Isn't it going to be that like Midwestern astronaut dude? I got out of his name. Juice to the gills. Like, you know, like he's going to have fucking like his, his, his fucking traps are like up to his

fucking at the top of his head. He was like a viper? It's Mike Pence. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing. Whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together.

It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the time? timeline of this technology. There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone

is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Contum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. You'll get matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for, or go a different way and get no traction. Seriously, sponsored jobs posted directly on Indeed are 95% more likely to report a hire than non-sponsored jobs.

really is a no-brainer. Spend less time searching and more time actually interviewing candidates who check all your boxes. Less stress, less time, more results. When you need the right person to cut through the chaos, this is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. And listeners of this show will get a $75 sponsored job credit to help your job get the premium status it deserves at Indeed.com slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs He comes out fucking cities looking Now that's because I would black died

Dude he has the fucking hood on too You know what I might fuck with that actually If he just plays into it If he plays into being like a like a Darth Like a like Penn City A Darth Penn City is Yeah Penn City I saw one thing

I saw one thing where it's like Oh he just fucking with electricity the whole time I saw one thing that said like Oh there's rumors that it's gonna be Hillary's vice president, I'm like, you could not throw away a race quicker than that. There's no rumors of that. I saw, I saw rumors of it. That's somebody interjecting like they heard rumors, right?

Well, that's what a rumor is, though. You know what I mean? When you make up a rumor is the rumor? Yeah, that's literally, yeah, that's not what rumors are supposed to be. But that's what they are. Like, the internet makes that true. The rumor, you know what I mean? The internet does do that.

It just kind of does. The internet totally does it. Which, by the way, the quickest way you could ruin, like, any, any, anything about that campaign is like getting Hillary Clinton involved in anyway. You're the fuck away from there. That's so stupid. That's so stupid. Like the idea of no shot. There's no shot that's happening.

That's fake internet bullshit. They should choose a daughter. What's the name? Andrew Yang. No, he's a fucking loser. He started off being kind of cool because he was the only one that actually made sense about, like, oh man, niggas, like, straight up, he was like, he's on niggas. He was like, he's on niggas.

Niggas be, uh, getting, uh, get even. He would say, like, women be shopping, and then I clapped. And then clap. But, yeah, he was talking about universal basic income because he understood that technology is going to outpace humans one day. And we're going to not need to work. And so he was like, niggas ain't going to be working. And people are going to need UBI. And he's right.

Verbatim, he said then. Yeah. And he was like, these niggas don't know what the fuck's up, nigger. And I was like, I kind of like this guy. He's from New York. So he's been hanging out with a lot of, like, Wu-Tam shit. If Bernie Sanders spoke the way he actually speaks in real life, that'd be crazy. He would have won.

He would have won if it would have been a dumb fat nigga. I also know what the fuck he's talking about Shoot the fan with me right now Naga, put the gloves on right now nigga and fight me. Come on right now and it comes out and then like they're like trying to hold him back He comes out and he has fucking He has Nike shorts on

With Tim's on his feet It's like what the fuck is he doing? I still think about that clip of him going The American people are tired of women Of women full stop It's so goddamn funny Dude how old is he nice? He's like 92 now Right?

He's I think 12 He's in between 12 and 92 He's in between 12 and 92 For sure Because he was elderly He's probably like 79 or something He's like 70 mid-70s maybe I bet he's like

I think he's at least in his early 80 In mid-80s I think he's younger than Trump I'm gonna say 79 But I actually don't know You think is I have no idea actually I think once you get

Listen with all due respect Once you pass 70 I don't care how old you are Like you are 100 You're maxed out He's 82 Oh he's 82 Oh he's 82

Oh look at that And isn't that funny, he's older than Biden and infinitely sharper. You know, it's crazy. You know, it's funny, right? I was having this conversation with my girlfriend, right? No, he's about being gay. Other than that. That's the challenge.

I only has a step by step with her with that. I can't, like, give her the full. Okay, easying her into it. I got it. It's like, some guys are attractive, huh? Lillian, she's like, uh, and I'm like, I stopped there. I stopped that. I like how she would disagree.

I was just like, what do you mean? And I'm like, yeah. It's funny how she was like, because, obviously, my girlfriend is a very left-leaning person. She's like, you know, I'm, I'm, I'm, uh, she's a lip cuck. I get it. Yeah, of course, she's a fucking Mexican. She's not, that's insane that she wouldn't be.

But, um, the idea that it's like some people have consistently been on the right side history, like consistently. Like, Bernie Sanders, it's consistently been on like the right side of history. Jose Cansecoe. But the idea, did you do something? Don't worry about it. We'll talk about this later. This is off air.

It's off air conversation. We'll talk about his, actually don't know who this is. We'll talk about his, um, black book, uh, escapades. Oh, really? We'll do this later. Don't worry. It's not right now. It's not right now.

I think it was like a chess player. Just not right now, okay? Maybe later. We'll talk about the chess player Jose Canseco. For sure. We'll put that aside. But the thing is that like, he's like, well, Kamala Harris is like, honey,

there's a reason why Kamala Harris, she's consistently not, but on the rights of history. You know? Sure. Same thing with Burnt, fucking Biden. Like, Biden sucks.

I hate that guy. Sure. But the guy that was a racist asshole is just not there anymore. That man is not present. That vessel has been doing it. That spirit went on to the, Great beyond a long time ago. It is kind of, it is kind of, it's, it's the argument of, it's insane.

Are people, um, can people, uh, redeem themselves? It is, that is the argument. And no, my, I hundred percent people think people can't. My cynical nature doesn't want to trust people and be like, no, you're, you're going to pull something. You're going to pull something. You're going to, but I can't. No, you're right.

You're right. People can redeem this. You're right. Understand what they did wrong. That's the thing. And I feel like apologies can't. But here's the thing. They don't have the time to get a chance to be able to be like, oh, I, this is wrong.

So that's the thing. I wonder, and here's a, here's a deal. Do you not agree? No, no, no, yeah, no, I do. What do you got? No, I agree. Okay. I mean, it's, it's, look, it's, I want to, look at it. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Nothing. I agree. What do you talk? What's up? There's nothing. Drink your, chastic water. I think he's, yeah, I think he's grossed out by your water. It's not parasitic, dude. It's totally parasit. It looks gross. You should, I start rolling out of your head.

I start bleeding. You're the full creature crawls out my nose, screams and runs away. Do you remember the scene where you get to see the Ouroboros for the first time in five? Yeah. Where that dude's like all, he gets to shove down his throat.

And then he just, his eye starts bleeding and shit. He comes at you and you shoot him in the face and stomp him out. You blow his fucking brains. Yeah. You pick him ahead three times. Then you grab an innocent African that's doing nothing and he punches head off his neck.

He has no Uroboros. He's fine. He's like, oh goodness. That was scary. He wasn't it, Chris. Huh. He got punters and six. times. Dude,

he punched a boulder. What would punching a guy in the gut six times do? We've seen it, Derek. Their heads blow up. Yeah, you hit him in the stomach and their heads blow up. That really is genuinely insane. That's one of my favorite things. Shephas kicking people's heads off.

It's right. Japanese media. It's so good. I love how Japan paints America because they painted like an action movie. Oh, totally. But it's not. It's this real sad. I mean, it is kind of an action movie out there. I don't think that's going to Skid Row at like 9 p.m. and tell me it's not an action. Holy shit. I mean, you might want one just because. And you come back and your sblade is red permanently. You know, like, what happened? It's completely dull. This has got this got to get HIV check. you retire that thing that thing's done dude

that shit smells like rust and piss steaming just like you can't fucking use that shit of blood that's how they made the rim of blood in fact exactly it's from earth it's from our earth it has got transported to that's stupid all right so common

Biden's gone yeah Biden got killed actually there was a the code got rewritten and that goofy dude somehow somebody replaced Trump wasn't there anymore Biden there his head exploded

he's gone somebody wrote Biden's letter for him he was like my fellow Americans y'all some bitch ass niggas niggas I'm tired of y'all doubting me so I'm gonna go do a backflip in the Grand Canyon My fellow Americans I'm scared of the dark I don't want to be president anymore

White House is real dark Every time I wake up it takes a little longer It's been getting it's hard to wake up now Like I'm my mom crazy. That's a crazy thing to read on like official White House letterhead. Every time I wake up, it takes a little longer. I think the end is coming for me. Do you see those things that like the news that was going around or like people thought he was dead? Like he died of COVID like over now or something? I mean, it wouldn't surprise me.

I have friends who were like, I think he might be dead. And I'm like, why? Well, I mean, there was no reason to believe that. He was at home with it in Vermont. There's no reason not to believe it either. To be fair. He is like crumbling. Like if somebody told me. I wouldn't be surprised. I mean, if you hear Biden die from COVID a bit, oh, yeah. That's how my brain works all the time. It wouldn't surprise me if they die. My reaction would be like, that's pretty cool.

It wouldn't have surprised me if someone would have shot. When Trump got shot, if someone would appear in front of him and caught the bullet, they'd be like, sorry, my legion disappeared. I would be like, oh, okay, that's the kind of version of where we live in right now. It would at least confirm that. I'm like, oh, we're definitely a simulation now. That's cool. Like, at least I finally have confirmation.

That's not different. Well, I feel like we're all playing D&D, the DM of the universe is an asshole. I mean, yes, that's the whole, I think it's the whole idea of whatever deity is running the show is a complete asshole. He thinks this shit is hilarious. Laughing his ass up as African. Where we're at,

in every spot of the world, there is something goofy happening. It's a great television show. He's laughing at that. He's like, oh, Earth is just a fucking reality TV show for aliens. And I'm like,

yeah, because that, from the outside looking in, it kind of does seem like that. Damn. The third if he's in a Kingston sucks. Oh, whatever, man. I'm tired.

I'm retiring. I try to get the shut up Kingston. I try to. It says that in the fucking letter. He's talking and it says shut up Kingston. Dot, dot, dot. So try to get the secret service to turn on lights. But they sent the SS from Germany.

Pull me in a fucking... That is fucking... They got the wrong SS. They said the SS from Germany. They somehow... First of all, that there's a... There's just an outfit or like a platoon of SS people still operating. They're just still there.

They were never, they were never told that the war was over. You know, it ended like, ended like five decades ago. Secretary of defense. I don't know why, but President Biden has been asking for the SS. Is, are any of them still around? And then, as a matter of fact, Germany, as a, Germany answers the phone. It's Germany. Yeah.

The answer the phone is if that's how phone calls work. And you can talk it. You mentioned somebody. on a phone call and they pick up. I was summoned, I heard. I was summoned. Hello, Germany. Yes, it's good to talk to you, Germany. Can you send over some of your SS officers? Yeah. See. See. See. See. Comrende. My brain, I was like, that's not how you say yeah. It's a really difficult to get that out without breaking my head a little bit. I was like, that's not how you say yes in German. this jar, right?

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This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. I think you just say, yeah. Y'all. I think you say yeah. Gay Germans are hilarious. Gay Germans? Yeah, like that y'all. Oh, y'all.

I'm so gay. I'm so gay, I think. I think. I don't know if I'm just gay on those. I feel gay. I don't know what it is, but like adding the words, I think, to anything like that adds something really deep to. It just makes you laugh. It's like, it's funnier, but you like, you think.

I really love it because it makes you laugh so hard on it. This is not that funny. I like it a lot. Speaking of I, sorry, speaking of a change. We should kill this man, I think. I think he should. should be shot, I think. And that's real.

The idea of thing I think kind of levies you a little bit of freedom from the actual thing. Like, yeah, I really want to stab this guy, I think. I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It gives me a little bit of like, oh, he might not. It's like dipping your toes into violence. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We should beat them in and take their clothes off and sodomize them, I think.

I think. And you wait for someone to validate you. Wait, should we do it or not? I don't, I'm just giving my perspective. You guys are very smart, intelligent. If you want to rape them, I think you can do it. I think you should, maybe. Maybe.

Maybe you should. I think you might should do it, probably. I think you might should do it maybe. Potentially, maybe possibly. The sheer non-committal nature of it. You just. And it's like when you're, when you know, when you aggro an enemy, like just by stepping up past a threshold and keep going back. So they keep going towards and then moving a little bit back.

Yeah, yeah. I think you should maybe do it, probably, kind of, possibly do it. If you think about it, a matter of speaking, yeah, you should kick-sork, Maga people like, yeah, they can only operate within a certain area. This is the combat zone. There's no fighting in that. That's the same area. It's like the typewriter rooms.

Yeah. It's like, I can't go in there. I'm sorry. He could come in those rooms. He can't, right? Oh, Mr. Rex can fuck you up anywhere. He can come into the typewriter room?

Oh, yes. I went in there. Okay, wait, no, no, no, no, no, I swear. Maybe the typewriter is, I think if he's chasing you and he's, within a view, he can come in. I think later in the game. Because I swear to God, I have hidden from him in the, and he's seen me go into the typewriter. I have ran the typewriter room. I literally go out there, I poke my head out and I shoot him.

And he comes towards me and I stop and I'm right up there. And it's like, he sees me and he just leaves. I have to test it out with the remake. Maybe an original one that might have been something. Maybe an original. I probably modded the shit out of your fucking game. He follows you under your desktop when you close the game. To be fair, my shit was so modded to the point where if I even wanted to, I could just press one of the F keys and he would just stop.

He would just stop. Because I wanted to, there were certain things I wanted to test out and then you, he's annoying, obviously. That's the whole point of him, right? Right, right. So sometimes I'm like, I need this nigga to stop so I could like test some other things out. Press F to stop. If you stay in one place for like five minutes, he comes immediately. Like the way that he's programmed, he's written.

So he immediately, like, you stay in one place too long. He just starts stomping. I'm like, come on, bro. I love the fact that he's actually moving independent of you. Like, if you can move, do you detach a camera from your character? Oh, yeah, they show you. That's actually traveling around. He's just traveling.

I think that's so fucking cool. That is one of the coolest. But he'll, he will do a disappearing. He will teleport. if you stay in one section too long. He will, he'll be like whatever and it'll and then just kind of like, you're like, oh, okay. Yeah, all right.

I wish you're going to kill him, man. I wish you could actually kill him in the game. That'd be so fucking cool. Yeah, it would be. But, um, oh, man, it's... I'd love Chris Redfield from five shows up and punches his head off his body. And that's the end of the fight. He just fucking slugs in one.

And it's like, damn. I will say from the, uh, from the, from the newer games, I think that element is kind of missing. because that is the most anxiety-inducing thing about Resident Evil. The tension of it? Dude, there is nothing more than I can't, if I want to think I have to pause the game completely. Like, because if you, like I said,

if you wait around too long, that motherfucker will be around the corner. Well, that was kind of a thing with the vampire lady, right? Yeah. She kind of had that going on. She was too. I was too horny, though. That's the thing.

Yeah, she easily also couldn't come in certain areas. She couldn't follow you in the room. She was too tall or something. Like in some places. She would follow you everywhere. The problem is that you'd be running from her and the kids at the same time. But like, look, there are there moments where she just would not follow you in certain areas. Oh, no, when you're in like the upper area, like towards the top, she wouldn't be up there. Like even like, no, because remember the courtyard or whatever? She'd come out there. Well, she would be out there. But then if you just went inside any of those doors, she would not follow you in the doors.

Are you sure? I'm 1,000 percent. No, eventually she does. I kept fucking shooting her from the doors. Eventually she was walking around. Eventually she does. Eventually she does follow you over there. I mean,

well, at least from my perspective, from what I remember, I spent a lot of time shooting her from the doors. Because I remember, that's because it was fun. I remember there's moments where you have to go and get like,

you have to do that weird, that weird like organize the, make the, you're right. The pizza point at you. And she's like after that. She's right there. There's a trigger.

You're right. There's a trigger to where she finally does come through. that I do remember that. It's when you, whatever triggers it, I can't fucking remember. The thing about, the thing about that is that

the reason why those things happen is you got to take context to the characters that are doing that. That is unexperienced Leon before he's a weapon of mass destruction and that's Ethan, you know? Yeah,

if you put Chris or like for Leon or like any of those motherfuckers against half the problems in those games, they'd be like, oh, I'm just going to fight this guy and kill it.

Yeah, I think it would have been, a very short game. It just fucked everybody. Does Redfield just punching werewolves? When he punched the werewolf and it flies back, I'm like,

this guy needs to be rebalanced. If he can punch rocks, he can punch a werewolf. He can punch anything. Well, he does. Yeah, no, exactly. You shoot it in a leg and it goes down and he walks up to it and mercy kills.

He's like, I'm sorry. He punches in head and it. You know that fight when you're, when you're fighting Heisenberg and he turns into that like, thing. Fucking Gidora. Yeah, yeah.

But he turns of that trash thing, the metal thing. And he's talking shit about the fact that Chris is there. He's like this boulder punching nigger. He's downstairs destroying the landscape. Yeah, and I just feel like I would love if I could just be Chris in that moment and just punch that shit one time and it just completely dismantles. He throws a mound of metal and scraps at you and it says press X. They can't even.

It explodes On some fucking Osorahs Raff bullshit That That fight Was the dumbest fucking thing I think in that No no

This is 8 It wasn't the best fight Well to me it was just the goofiest thing What such is that There's so much You're in like It's basically it was almost like Fires a Rubicon

It was like It was so fucking stupid It was like You're in some shit Heisenberg has some metal shit and you're like in the yeah it's so stupid i was like this game that's my least favorite part of the game it's it's just the factory yeah everything everything the factory the aesthetic of the area is fun like the it's cool i'm like it's really intense it reminds me five a lot like really intense

combat area because by the time you get there your guns are stupid your guns can like kill god if they wanted to yeah yeah yeah but like the the nature of like those fights it's like i always it always for me i think the the endings are always the trash um i was fall apart. I'm trying to think of a good final boss fight or anything in Resident Evil. I think it's maybe one in Revelations. I never finished Revelation. That's when Joe dies when Joe Airquote dies.

You fight Westwood, that's a fun fight. Yeah. Okay. I think Resident Evil even like seven, or not seven, eight, it was Village. Yeah. I really liked that one, but it was kind of like a sandwich where like I remember the beginning, I hated it. Or not, I didn't hate it, but I didn't like it really. I was like, eh, this sucks.

And the end was like, eh, this sucks. And the meat was really good. You know, like the in between that beginning and that end? Yeah. That was great. It was fun. The beginning is very hard. I didn't like how hard to be any was.

It's not easy at all. I think it's that hard. Because you got nothing. You were so weak in the beginning, you know, compared to all the, like, fucking enemies. And you got a part of the part where you have to fucking door in the house. And you got to fight 85,000. All the stupid were wolves kept showing up. I hated that part.

So, there was so. many of them and I was like, Jesus shit. They're annoying. They're annoying to like a little bit too overpowered. Yeah. That was, I mean, that's really the only problem is that that I get it, they're werewolves, so. And the dude comes and they throw you off the room and they bite off

your hand and they start making fun of you. They're like, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, we beat your hand off. And I'm like, this guy's a dick. Yeah. You know, the only thing I don't like about the Ethan Winters thing is how he just really, how nonchalani was about him obviously not being like, a regular human.

Like he was kind of just like, he didn't know. Maybe he just doesn't have context for that. He doesn't know. Who raised him? When he puts his hands back on, I'm like, what did you immediately be like,

I should not be able to do this. At least acknowledge like, what the fuck how? Maybe he's just like, his mind's moving like a thousand miles a minute. Maybe. He just, he just thinks like,

oh, maybe this will work and then it doesn't. He's like, all right, I'm not going to question it. Yeah. You know? And then later,

there's already vampires and werewolves, I guess, you know? Like, why? But I don't know, Whatever. They're fun, though. I mean, I'm sure they're going to...

What the fuck are they going to do for the ninth one? Because I know they're making it. It's going to be Joe Biden. That's... You're going to play as Joe Biden in the White House. And it'll be some Resident Evil bullshit with that. I'm not hating that. I would love to play that.

I'm not hating that, actually. You would be really slow. That would be the whole thing. It's like when you're fucking old snake. Exactly. Yeah, exactly like that. you would turn around or you'd lose you like you when you look forward to be one way then you look back and it's different you're like wait a minute what dude that'd be crazy yeah your vision's

fucked you you like somehow misremembering shit it's resident evil because joe biden's encountering monsters but they're not actually there it's just him dying slowly and seeing things resident evil Biden i love it yeah that's uh i love that okay other than that Biden and then the the eye is like the nine or some shit right It's like the B is a nine. Some bullshit like that. B Biden. Benided.

So other than that, people are talking about the idea that like, obviously Donald Trump clearly is probably not very happy. Well, I'm very happy about this. Dude, he's, they're trying to do like a fraud thing. They're all talking about. They're changed their kid. Now we spent all of our money doing fucking Biden.

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This is a job for Indeed. D's sponsored jobs. I don't like it. Apparently she's black. I don't believe that. Yeah, he's already talking about like not debating and shit because, all right. Because it's obvious that he would get slaughtered. He's not.

Trump is stupid, but he's not completely stupid. He's aware enough to that, oh, that's not good. He's aware enough to where he started shitting on Kamala weeks ago. There was also a video of him on the golf cart where he was, you know, because all he does is golf. He doesn't do anything. I'm a felon. I just golf. And then he was like, oh, Biden's out.

Biden's fucking out. He's like swearing and stuff too. And I was like, just do that. Like, do, like, I'm telling you. It's just going to be better for you. Yeah. Just be like fucking Kamala. I'm going to fucking kill her. I swear to God.

And then he drove off and there was like a rocket on his thing. It was crazy. He was not a fucking crashy racing. That's insane. It was crazy. I was like, damn. Wings come out and he flies off. He was like, what the fuck?

Yeah, dude, I saw people talking about how, oh, this is the real coup. which is awesome it's just they have nothing to say like that made me that made me smile green ear to ear because it's just like oh like there's no smart people left yeah like they're all just got like

before there was like oh maybe like they're hiding somewhere but it's like oh it's just really stupid people are everywhere and there's no escape they're terrified they're terrified they're fucking running they're running in circles they already chose a VP they use the DNC they fucked up can we talk about that hold on JD

JD Dave Vance I had I thought he was a bank. J.D. Vance. I was like, this is a bank. And Chase. This is a bank, right?

J.D. Vance and associates. Yeah. This is a bank? He chose a bank. There's a bank on stage.

Kamala's a VP pick has to debate a bank. The arm. Everybody, welcome the 24 VP Bank.

And then just big helicopter. Popped it in. Boom! Boom! They put a mic up to the door. It's just there doing nothing. It's just an ATM sounds.

People are going in the bank. We were going in out of the bank. You were like, I got a cashier's check. Imagine you had to go to the bank to do something and you're like, no, they moved the bank. They moved to some asshole. I forgot my bank was going to be debating this week. Some dude is one foot in the bank and they took it. He flies.

He drops several dozen feet onto traffic, bro. He just falls on a hood of a car and dies. What is your plan? How do you plan to assist you're the president in fighting against obesity? Bank? Taching. Wow Thank you Mr.

Bank Thank you, Ben some guys Cappling Oh fuck That's a great response He's clapping Clapping really hard

Some dude's clapping on his dick He's clapping right on his fucking pelvis Follahuckers slamming their head clapping Losing their fucking minds The bike's on and the Central Air Pop sign He's like, look It's just mechanical humming.

There's not even people in the bank. Motherfuckers in the audience crying. There's this fucking guy. This fucking bank. One guy is you've seen him and flash him three times. There's any fashion him. He's more gaunt.

He's crying that much. The idea of signs that say Trump, a bank. A bank. Is it insane? Oh, man. Print it up. We got another shirt.

But, yeah, no. J.D. Vince, I didn't know this about this guy. I know what you're going to say. Go, do it, do it. So he had a book a couple of years ago called Hillbilly Elegie about like growing up all fucked up and stupid and gay. And he was a separate not intertwined things. He said his Hillbilly energy.

Elegie. Okay. And in it, he talks about, I guess, fucking his. couch? So there's all these There's the thing. I don't know if that part's true. It's real. I thought the couch part was like I remember I know that you know the other part. What else? I don't know what was it was the other part? So the other part because I thought the couch one may have been like not true but I know for sure he convinced himself when he was young that he was gay.

Oh well can we say the obvious? What? Like he's very gay. Like he's very gay. gay. Yeah. The way that he behaves. I'm like, this guy sucks piles of cock. Of course. I don't know if he acts on it because he's probably like, oh, well, he did at the R&C. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if you think. I don't know if he would. There was a penis in his belly, but he was spinning all of something else fucking from behind. I feel like he was probably stressed out about, like, he's the new vice president. It's a big deal for him. Yeah. So like I actually, I actually think like during that grinder spike at the R&C, I feel like he was, he was very.

very well behaved. He was like, I can't fuck around. He was by reading shit and he was like, every other other urgency prior to this. I think he was. He was like, I can't do this no more. The closer he came to a cock, the closer gun barrel came to his head.

So he had to like, oh. Can I get a lick at least? Okay, okay. Okay. You need to say to move out. No, but dude, apparently there's a passage. There's like, I think like maybe like four pages.

He doesn't write about it for four pages. but like it's a four-page section where he mentions like fucking is. Yeah, I thought that one. Okay, I'm gonna take it word for it. I mean, I don't know. I don't care. Who cares? I literally don't get a fuck.

We're not start-take news. Yeah. All I know is that I saw video because I learned about it completely like backwards. Because I saw this guy who was like, the left is getting good at memes, I fear. And it was a video of J.D. Vance with like porn music. And then it would like, it would be screenshots of him and they would slowly zoom into him. And then it would fade. to couches.

And I didn't understand. I was like, what the fuck is a terrible meme? What the fuck is it supposed to pee? And then I looked it up and I was like, oh, that's amazing. That's amazing. They're already apparently like looking at maybe putting them away. Don't worry. I have a friend here, Ren, who's building a pyramid in my living room.

That was up. Was it? Yeah. They're just doing belly flops. Boom. Belly flop. No, no, it starts cracking. It's what comes it through.

And it's Jady Vance. It's Jady Vance. Some dudes are you talking about him? Were you talking about me? Were you talking about me? No, so, uh... Some dudes plugging him from behind, bro. Jaddy Vance is obviously a gay man.

Very likely as he's got the face of a gay man. Like, you look at his face and he's like, that's a gay face. Even, did you see any of his... Did you see him talking? Or he's like, oh, everything. woke or they're gonna call me he was talking about having a mountain do and they're like they're gonna say that's racist somehow or something nobody laughed yeah and he was like I love you guys and I was like this guy's fucking gay he doesn't drink the mountain dew he lean he just fucking

but he has it the bottom down his throat he buffs it bro but he has negative yeah the issue like I don't know if he's gay he told me he looks gay he told me he was he told me how he real quick this is how he drinks mountain dew he told me specifically he told you yeah he was like all right I just take off the cap and then I put it at the base of my throat and let it just because I don't like the taste of it, but it gives me some caffeine, some energy. And I was like, yes. I just seeing somebody get them out and do it, right? They put their hand on the dinner park and they eat it and their hand in there and they like,

and they take it out. Which if you saw JD Vance at like a gas station, getting him out and do, he pops the can. And he just bites and bites into the can and eats only. And then he walks over to the fucking gas line, puts it up. his ass, presses diesel, and he's there for an hour and a half filling up his ass.

An hour and a half. Does it even run that? Can you even, is there a limit? How long he can use that thing? I don't know. Not for him. He's a vice president.

Remember when you sprayed gas all over your girlfriend's car? I didn't spray gas over the car. Shut up. That's the fuck happened. You did. You turned, he paid for the gas and he sprayed it all over the car.

I was there. I was there. I'm like, oh, hey, remember, remember Zoolander? Huh. I remember you did. you did that.

That's not even a fake story by then. It's real. No, the story, the story is fabricated and altered like everything you say, Chris. It is, I was at a gas station, right? And we were just, at the gas station, I was like, all right, got to get gas. It was like, go, we put it in.

I put it the gas. It's not looking good. And I turned over, right? And without me even touching anything, we were initiating paying for the gas, gas came out of the car, which I said to just fucking been quiet and be like, let's pay attention,

how much I'm putting in there. Mm. But unfortunately Did you or do you not spray gas all over a car? I did not spray gas on the car, no Okay, so you're lying No, no, I did not spray gas on the car That's not the right word you're lying

No, I'm not What happened? Did gas get on your car? Gas got on the car, yes And how did it get on the car? I turned towards it and gas spilled From the thing onto the car So you spilled gas on the car

Yes, I did Saying I sprayed gas on the car It's different thing You see? No, no, you're just not a lawyer I can lure you guys right to fuck back That's Did I intentionally do it?

No. Did guys get on the car? Intent doesn't matter. Yes. In fact, it often does. Does it? Yes.

How? If you get roofied and a girl sleeps with you, is that cheating on your girlfriend? What? I was raped. Yeah. Is that cheating?

Is she had the right to get mad at you? Did she get mad at you? How come you got roofies? Yes. How dare you get roofy? I was just sleepy. Look, whether I choose to run over

an 8 year old child with my car or do it accidentally. That kid's gone. That's true. That doesn't really matter. That, yes, it does. Well, it does depending on how long

you're going to go to fucking jail. If a kid throws himself under your car, you kill the kid with your car. Do you go to jail still? Possibly. If you have bad lawyers, possibly. I'm like, that's how your dash cam,

everything to do it? If you, bro, if you have bad lawyers, even with dash cam shit, the amount of fuckery that prosecutors do, which, Somehow, whoops, that evidence just didn't make it into the trial. Like, it's, I hate the justice system with all my, of course, as a dark skin fellow, I am afraid of the justice system because I feel like even with overwhelming evidence.

Still get fucked over. You know, the fact that people get, people get prosecuted with no evidence against them is crazy. It's, it's pretty wild. It's like, oh, yeah. Like, legally, yeah, it's wild. I think you did this. You know, like, I wasn't there. I don't care.

That's not good enough. I don't care. I am not going to break my 100% conviction. Well, dude, that's why, that's why. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's why also. That's why I have... Hello, hello.

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Once I was like, where were you on this? Like that? Oh, I was here. I was here gooning. I wish I would like to see? Dude, being that paranoid is actually pretty smart, dude. Yeah. It is a degree.

Die. You die way early than you need to. That's true. Why? Because you're so stressed out. You don't die from stress. No. Right, yeah.

So that's probably some of your relatives, dude. You definitely, we've all lost with this probably to just stay up stressed out. My grandma has seen bills and been like, ugh. Just melts. She can pay it, but she's distressed. It has to pay that much. Oh, man. Jayneux looks like he's wearing eyeliner, right?

Does he not? He has, like, I swear to God it looks like he's wearing a lot. He's one of those people that has. I just think he looks like he's wearing eyelin. He either has, like, I actually have this problem too. I have very dark eyelashes. and very thick eyelashes so people would be like,

do you, are you wearing eyeliner? And I'm like, do I look like I'm a queer to you? And they're like, yes. And I'm like, fair. Yeah, you do. I'm like, hey, fair, I'm not.

And they start grabbing your head and put your head down. You're like, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? Do you know when I first started doing YouTube? Half my comments would be just gay dudes admiring my eyes. And I was like, this is crazy. I swear. When I first started and I was like,

I'm trying to be, here's me trying to be, funny. Oh man, you got some beautiful eyes, bro. And I'm like, what the fuck? I really fuck you until you die, bro. I just fucked you to sleep, bro. It was like 3% women. There was like women, some girls, and I'm like, oh, it's cool. And then

hey, bro, you know, I ain't trying to be gay, but you know, you kind of have a hot cock, you know. And I'm like, oh, well, thanks, thanks, dude. And I hate the internet. I wish you could dictate who saw what you made, bro. I wish that was a thing. I think you should have I think you should have to pass an IQ test

to be on Twitter. That'd be amazing. Like actually, like a genuinely, like a really like, it wouldn't be fun though. What do you mean? It's not fun now.

Really. It's, there's sparks of fun in the stupidity sometimes. Well, you know what was fun? It'd be too like, oh, this is a fucking intellectual place.

I don't want to be here. You know, I'm gonna go to my N-word that fucking new website. My N-word. Dude, build it. That'd be an amazing website,

by the way. Build my own, it would take off. It'd be funny at first, for sure. We'll, we'll get Zuckerberg to back it.

Because threads is kind of, he just, he kind of dropped the ball with threads. Just the ball with a lot of things. Well, yeah, he's he also, yeah, of course. He's a fucking weirdo, but, uh, in Musk, we were talking about, uh, Twitter. That dumb piece of shit, he was like, oh, I'm going to donate $45 million a month to, uh, my lord and savior Trump. And then as soon as the Kamala shit happened, he backed out. He was like, ah, I'm not, he said, he said something crazy like, I'm not a, subscribe to a cult of personality. He was like, that's the most false thing you've ever said.

Like, you own one of those. Like, you're like, what are you doing you, man? The fact that he said that. It's wild. Especially after having that interview with Jordan Peterson saying, I lost a son or whatever. Or whatever he said. Or he lost. He lost a son.

He lost his son. He lost his son transitioned. They don't care about women. His son transitioned and he rejected her. Yeah. So, like, that's, that, so he's like, my son's dead. Yeah. And it's like.

And then Peterson is literally like, like, like eyes watery and shit. Yeah, Peterson is like, he's keeping his eyes open and not blinking so that a tear can happen. He's like, I think,

because he clearly doesn't care. Like, Jordan Peterson does not care about anything. He's, he's been broken. Like, he's lived like a very sheltered life up until like,

the point in time where he's like, feeble and needs security. Yeah. So he's like scared and, like, afraid always. And I think he's just losing

his fucking mind. I think that's what's happening. I think imagine being secure your entire life and then you're elderly and then you're fucked. Yeah. Like,

you lose everything and then you're crazy too. So you went to a coma from eating like, what was it, pastrami or something? What the fuck was it? He ate pastrami for eight years straight or something and he went to a coma. He drank water twice and he almost died. He had sparkling water and he threw up until he had nothing.

He threw up his intestines. He threw up until he looked like the fucking cryptkeeper. He lost all of his mass. The idea of somebody throwing up on testing and putting it back in. And then it was Joe Rogan was like, Dogan. Joe, He was going to go.

I can't stop. It hurts. It hurts. He's like, for what, nine days or something? Yeah, he was going on,

like at least two years. Yeah. And then Joe, it's like, man, you look really bad. You got to start eating pastrami.

You got to start eating just meat and alpha brain. Just meat laced without fitting on alpha brain. Meat laced with alpha brain. It was the, only diet the

Chorogan this thing while he's fucking on the podcast all now we got to take a break and he puts a live

elk feeds it alpha braid and then he just starts bushing he just starts bunching

he's biting through this thing's face like it's a stick of butter that's been out of the fridge for a while gets the mouth

and he just starts tearing it's nothing hard about it's having crittles rips that dog's mouth open. Shut up.

He slapsed in the head twice every time it makes noise. The first slap, it was already halfway gone. And the second slap and finished the job. And Jordan Peterson's just there like, wow, this is incredible. Have you guys seen a video of the person that puts, you're putting the dog spray on his heads every day? He's doing it for 35 days. And now his hands are so rough, he can shave down the wood with it.

I swear. What is he putting on his? It's like a thing for the dog's pads to like reinforce them. Oh. Oh, it's those people that want to like walk their dogs in 100 degree weather. Well, but he took that and he puts it on his hands and he does it every day. And now his hands are strong enough. He could probably rip into this by pulling his hands against it.

That's insane. That's real. So how long does it take to do that? He's been doing it for like a 365 days. I want to do that. I think you think that. What do you mean? Of course.

Until you can't touch people anymore. Do you want to my penis? Do you think it would work? Shave your penis down with your hands? Why would you want a fucking hard dick? Not like hard, like a wreck, like hard. That's what I want. Like, that's the whole point.

Because I feel like getting a wreck would hurt like shit. Because I feel like that's a fraud. I feel like everyone's saying like, oh, dick's hard. I'm like, I can easily snap that thing off. That ain't hard. That's bullshit. I would put my dick. I would get hard and I'd put both like, like text me some of my dick.

See how much my dick in support? Yeah. fucking like three full textbooks on my dick and I'm like that's that's pretty impressive. That is insane. That's pretty impressive. One thick textbook is crazy. I would get like a 25 kettlebell when I would drop it on my dick and my dick would be like it would hit my dick and it would be like it would hurt a very little bit.

My dick would be able to support it though. You say a very little bit? Yeah. Very little bit. It's a very little bit. My dick still able to support it. There's a little like you know, like saying it flings a kettlebell across the road. Does this hurt?

Very little bit. Just very a little bit. You know like when you get like pricked from getting your blood drawn, just like that. Yeah. I hate that shit. A little bit. You fall into a cactus. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Like what, bro, those things, cactus or cactus or fucking. They're bullshit. Yeah. They're bullshit because there was one that was outside my window. We, we, uh, in my, the house I grew up in. We grew it.

It got fucking big. I wouldn't touch that motherfucker. But somehow the prickly still ended up in me. That thing, I swear to God. It would, it would. shoot it out. Like it was flexing. Like the guy from

Final Fantasy who threw a thousand years of you and he'd be like ah what? What's happening? It's bullshit, man. I had a cactus outside my

the Glendale apartment and I remember I grew it for a little bit and then one night it crawled through my window and fisted me. I think we would have heard about that before.

The idea of the idea of being waking up in the room. I try to have to talk about it but it's been long enough. I see it's kind of like the boogie trauma. You try to like, right, right, exactly.

He's fucking dying, dude, by the way. He's losing to Chris's door. And he's open a door on Chris's gas is agape and bloody. And he's like, oh, man, my fucking cactus fisted me again. Again. And you just still have the cactus. I don't want to get rid of it. It's so pretty.

I put so much work into growing this thing, you know? You can't throw it out. I can't just throw it out now just because it's fisted me against my will. Well, I was unconscious in bed, sleeping and calm. I'd be like, dude, we got to put him in a fucking. hospital. We got a 5150 or something. I was burning. I was a burn when you're not there. Did you see the boogie stuff?

No, what happened to buggy this time? Oh, man. I'm actually, I... Do you want to just like skip boogie? No, I do want to at least address the last thing. For like a little bit, yeah. Because I, I think I am, I'm off the train after I watched this last. I was having fun in the

beginning and then it wasn't when that guy Mudahart came back on and then Mr. Medeker. And they started going through this boogie was just having these tantrums he was having tantrums threatening to kill himself before the show the Keem Star

because he basically they wanted to talk about his trauma because a bunch of people think that it's not real because there's some inconsistencies now to me I'm like all right expecting a trauma victim like let's just say anyone like a credible person someone you trust right even expecting them to be completely consistent with all of their trauma

is fucking retarded so but anyway he was doing all these theatrics he was pounding being a fucking baby. That was kind of funny to me. Like, because it was just, it was just entertaining. I'm like,

look at this fucking baby. It's kind of funny. I couldn't watch that. But then when, uh, Muda, Muda Hart came on and all, then they were just trying to like grill him about his trauma.

And Mediker came on. They went through this like graph showing all this inconsistencies. I was just like, I'm done with this forever. Yeah. It really actually like, I first of all, I felt gross imagining.

Because I think his trauma is real. I will say the way that he's explaining things and the way that it was detail about stuff and he seemed to be kind of... Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbeta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up

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Oh, yeah, for sure, yeah. So I was just like. I think a lot of the shit that he talks about having to him for sure. Yeah, it seems like, and I'm like, I don't think he's smart enough to make up some of the shit that he was saying. Yeah, that's far in advance. Yeah. So I was just kind of like, this is actually gross.

And then I turned it off and I'm like, I think I'm good with buggy forever now. Yeah. I just, I don't, I think I'm good, dude. I just don't, I don't, I can't, I can't validate or understand why people would think that someone in the condition that buggy's in, like, there's, there's funny, right? There's funny, there's poke fun at things, but then there's a line, you know, where it's like, yeah, enough is, enough is kind of enough, you know? Well, I think it's the difference between the terminally online people and the not.

Yeah, you know. I easily remember that I'm not terminally online. And like say I was a, I just got a new PC and so I was transferring some shit. So I was listening to it while I was doing it. And then I was like, this isn't entertaining anymore. And but I'm seeing like,

I'm sure the people in the comments and the people that are donating and the people that were on the stream are fucking loving it. And they love it because this is what they do. It's the gross nature of like, I really, I really can't understand how people can't really. The nature of people. being involved in that era of that form of YouTube is insane to me dude of course it is you're

you're you're not terminally online that drama like drama YouTubers are like some of like the most like how how do you do that like how do you I just I couldn't imagine my my well-being because I make fun of people we do a bunch of dumb jokes make a lot of shit look man but like that's not funny anymore you know well yeah look it's it's it's the point where let's say since you're not termally online small doses after I had my small dose of that and I'm like I'm fucking done with this I'm gonna watch something way better I'm also gonna try to fuck my wife or something like harasser I'm gonna like do things you know I'm gonna do things I'm gonna do other things insane to me it's like dude like what like I don't know man

I just I think the commentary community YouTube has always been kind of fucking strange well sure I'm very I'm very happy you guys are nowhere near that anymore well it's because it got to the point it ran its course to to the people that are we're not you know there's a line of some people might consider me and normie because, like, I don't necessarily consider myself a normie, but I think there's, I think there's levels of this shit. Yeah. He's got a nice chin. Yeah.

He's got a nice fucking chin. No, it's not you. I don't know what the fuck is. I'm like, it can't be. You don't have a butt chin. I got a pretty chin as chin. I'm just fat. You don't have a butt chin.

You don't have a butt chin. I had a pretty good. Also, he did have a, like, it's a pretty, like, it's a pretty chin. I can't really see your hair, your beard It's kind of in the way Yeah, let me fix that We start ripping it off I get too much skin and it's just red

What if you see you skull? Like you just see, you just see I'm sorry, let me grow that back And I just go on Oh Anyway, that's an aesthetic Does you talk about the Mr. B stuff too? Yeah, dude

Mr. B That's stupid. But clip, dude. Mr. Beast. The fucking fake Mr. Beast. Like, why does he do that? Because he's a beast? Is he a beast?

Is that the whole point? He could kill a room full of SWAT members. With their armor on. He would cut through them like paper. Whoa, I didn't know that. It'd be like Wolverine running through a daycare. There's Mr. There's Mr. Beast and then there's Beast Mr.

Beast. Beast Smithers It's all the time It's like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Beast Mr. Hyde. He gets Half a bit of fight and gets beat so he's like I'm going to drink my little potion

And he turns And it gets colors get Inverse So he turns into the color of his shirt And his shirt turns into the color I mean That is That's so stupid

Beastinster That is the dumbest thing ever That is the dumbest thing I've ever That's so fucking stupid That's so fucking stupid You don't want to fuck with Beast mister for sure No Beastir

Misters And he's That is so fucking lazy That is so lazy The colors You see the color They go past each other Like the color of his skin

swims down to his dirt Welcome back to another another video another beast mister video I put 2,000 live grenades in one little boy And a kid looks like his dimensions are normal

His dimensions are normal But he knows He's crying But he's like Trying to remain strong Yeah yeah Yeah Yeah

Yeah He's like What's wrong kid I'm about to die I can feel it It Look What

That's his death sound after me would be. It's like, did you guys ever see the first Dragon Ball Brolley movie? Of course not. You know, and his eyes are glowing

and he blows up? That's how grenades work. That's how grenades work, apparently. That many of them blowing up in one, in one little kid would be like that.

Now your head would just fly up into the fucking stratosphere probably. Have you guys seen that guy that he calls them pranks? It's called NPC pranks in quotations pranks.

Because all he does is he just plays like Fallout 4, Oh, Fallout 3, Fallout 4, Red Dead, Redemption 2, and he just does these horrific things to the APCs. He shot the guys head off and it fell into the trash can and he was like, go.

I don't know if it's that. That one was crazy. What the hell are you talking about? This guy doesn't, there's no commentary. This guy just mods the shit and does morbid stuff. So like he'll get like a, you know how like say there was that guy in the circus he loses his like zebra and all the shit?

And he has like that, he would like take one of those things, put a bunch of people in it. And then, like, fucking, you know, having them fucking, like, sink and shit like that or set it on fire, then sink it. You would do crazy shit. That's insane. That's a bad sign. He would do, he would put a death claw at the beginning of Fallout 4 where that guy, the salesman, comes up to you.

So he's like talking. The death clock comes and this kills it up. What's that place called again? He'll put a bunch of your first base in Fallout. Sanctuary. Yeah. So he'll put a bunch of bombs or mines on like the baby carriage and like a fallout four. Like when you're going to check on the baby and you're supposed to spin the little thing and it'll just throw a bunch of it. And it glitches for like he'll cut out like 10 seconds of it because it's loading.

And then just they'll and it makes this crazy metallic noise of all the sounds going off simultaneously. Yeah. And like the mom will be all blown up and shit. It's this guy and he calls him pranks. I think he was talking about real things for his. Oh, no, no, no, no, he's just, all he does is... Like, what are my prank channel? I'm going to stab dogs in Papua New Guinea.

Well, I bet that... He goes to the street, stab it goes. I'm sure that's on kick. Oh, yeah, for sure. It's like, yeah. NBC pranks, IRR. Let's go set children on fire. Beast, mister!

He's fucking, um... He can burrow to concrete. What, his best friend? Yeah, Chris. People are calling him Mr. Beast, Chris, which is weird. Is that just attaching the name? Yeah. It's fucking really weird.

These motherfuckers are just trying to get in that, hit that algorithm so hard by putting Mr. I get it because I get it on some level because it's like why do people care about? I think her name now is Ava Braun or something. So Ava Braun Beast. Right. Because her account was still Chris Tyson though. And I got confused.

I was like who is. Chris Tyson chicken. And like a Y? I don't know. Maybe it's how you spell it? I don't know. Honestly, I only kind of cursory looked at it in passing. So Chris Tyson chicken was involved in a lot of weird shit.

So one thing that I know, because there's a lot of rumors going around, but one thing that's been confirmed, because even Kim Star, well, he was involved in it, and he said he spoke to Ava Chris. I think she goes by Ava now? Yeah, probably. So she was into like that lolly shit. and Shadman Would draw that Lolly shit

Right And he commissioned He commissioned Shadman Or she committed I'm sorry Yeah She commissioned Shadman for something Yeah Which is wild

Yeah So like that And the thing that's been That's so much more later You guys get Dude there's The thing that's getting crazy about So there's a lot of people

Now that are trying to call out people That were defending Shadman For when his website Got shut down And the thing is I feel like there's a lot of people that probably didn't know the extent of everything that was happening, I'm not sure. Because to be fair, I found out about him late.

Shadman. I actually, I used to have a P.O. box in like 2017. Somebody sent me a shirt and I was like, the fuck is this. And I'm wearing it. It was a Shad. They're like, that Shad. I was like, what fuck is that? So I looked him up and I'm like, oh, a bunch of people are following the guy, whatever.

I didn't see any of his crazy shit. I didn't pay attention to any of that. But I saw a couple of not that long years. It was years ago. But I saw two Turkey Tom videos that laid out everything. I was like, I had no idea. This guy was an ultra-pervert. I didn't know about the X-20.

That chick, that played X-22. 23, Dwick? I keep fucking this off. X-23. I have no idea. I don't know why I keep saying 22. The little Hispanic girl, right? Yeah.

So the little Hispanic girl that was 12 years old when she was in the movie Logan. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambatta. We discussed his vision. for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI,

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You know who that? Did you see Logan? I know, okay. She was 12 in that movie? She was 12 in the movie. I thought she was smaller than that. Oh, well, she was 12. She was tiny.

Because one of the representative, one of her representatives sent a cease and desist because Shadman was drawing sexual pictures of her. And he was selling it. I think. I don't know about that. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know if he was something. But maybe probably I just don't know.

But he drew them for sure. Yeah. And then like, he also drew Keemstar's like eight year old daughter in a sexual way. Yeah. And Kim Star freaked out about that. And he still pissed off about that shit because he kept, you mentioned it a few days ago. And so he's done a bunch of crazy shit. And I saw those Turkey Tom videos.

And I was like blown away. I was like I fucking had no idea the extent of all this shit. Because I kind of missed that wave because I wasn't, I was never that familiar with him. I just knew he was like a big figure to where the point where. The not safe for work community was always been like very weirdly tangentially like attached to you guys in a strange way. I don't know why.

They're not safe for work. What do you mean? Yeah. Like those are the artists. Would draw shit? Well, I mean, Chad had like a million followers. Like he wasn't like some random dude. Oh really?

Like he was mega connect. Yeah. Everybody, everybody, everybody interacted him. People would cosplay with them and just, yeah, people would cosplay as him. Yeah, because he had like this, he had like an iconic kind of like character. And then he would just be like, he was like an internet meme lord edgy guy. Yeah. I saw a list going around of like, there's all the people who have interacted with Chadman.

I was like, good luck. That's like literally everybody of any consequence. Yeah. From 2010 to like 2020. I was trying to think with my old account. I was like, was I following him? I don't have any memories of interacting with the dude. Yeah.

But maybe because the thing is. I didn't know him as, I didn't see any of his weird drawings. I just never paid that close attention. Yeah, I saw like one thing of like, what the fuck was it? I saw a few,

but I saw the stuff that was on Twitter. And it was like, it was like, just standard kind of end, not safe for work stuff. Yeah, I remember specifically seeing like a, what's the,

Miss Incredible? What was her name? Oh, Last woman? Yeah, Elast the girl. Okay. I mean like,

oh, that's cool. Yeah. I think, yeah. So I can say, I think, I wonder if people are in the same

camp is like because I didn't see any lulley stuff. Yeah. I don't, at least if I don't fucking remember. I don't watch cartoons like to jerk off quite frankly. Well yeah, first of all, yeah, that's kind of like the, because I imagine now look, I did see some people's tweets that I feel like maybe they've seen some shit because they're saying like, oh, you're fucking weird or whatever. Like you're weird, but that's the extent of it or something. And I don't know. I don't really, like I said, it's, that's their business. I don't know what the fuck's going on. And there's going to be some witch hunt things, but Chris, Eva, Chris or whatever,

Eva Braun, Eva, she commissioned him for something. Aver Braun Chris Tyson chicken. Mr. Beast Chris. Yeah, Mr. Beast, we're going to refer to this person as. Mr. Bees Chris, Ava, Braun, Tyson chicken is their full name. If I'm not mistaken. Anyway.

Yeah. So, yeah. It's getting weird, man. And there are some, uh, allegations that, uh, this was stupid. because this is hilarious internet, it's funny, that they groomed this kid. I don't know,

I forgot the age, 13, 15, I don't fucking remember. They met up, they were in some Discord group or some shit making crash jokes, I guess, about something about nudes or something, but it was just jokes. And the person came out and was like,

y'all are being fucking wild. That was not like groomed, nothing happened, y'all are being crazy. And then everybody's responded to that guy like, do you or a kid? kid you don't fucking know that you were being groomed and I'm like look maybe I look at I honestly I don't know here's a thing maybe it's plausible yeah but to me it's just more like look if she if the person doesn't feel groomed that's kind of not really the issue the issue is why are you engaging in that

those conversations in the first place yeah it's it's it still falls on uh yeah it still um still falls on Mr. Beast Chris. It still falls on them because he's, I just, I just, I, in no universe, just have these jokey, raunchy interactions with people that I fucking know.

Right. Or underage. It just, it just doesn't happen. Especially like that degree, dude, 13 is fucking crazy. Like, 13 is borderline. Right.

Like, 13 might as well be 10. Like, you know what I mean? Like, it's just like, it's just like, It might be fine. It might be anything. That is a literal child. Yeah.

You know? Yeah. It's one of those things that, look, unless there is complete, uh, not, like say you have a fan that's completely anonymous. And you just respond in a stupid, like, you know, saying something like, oh, I do a gay cover. Maybe I get a reply about something. I don't have no fucking idea. But there's, I don't respond to my fans in a sexual manner, like in like a way that's even crossing that line or something because it's just, you don't know who's behind. screen? You just don't know who's behind the...

You don't live in a safe world where like... Well, like, unless you know this, like, assume that... Assume that you don't know who the fuck you're talking to. It's a different world, okay? Like, there's... I... Because I've seen people, like, get in trouble for, like, communicating with... Even, even just, like, normal communication...

Like, I remember back in the day, like, in, like, 2012. Or, like, even, like, a little bit before that. Interacting with, like, internet etiquette as far as, like, how famous people should interact with their fans, especially when they're in a famous. Not really, like, a rulebook that was, like, quite written. Like, I remember, like, I would interact with, like, fans all the time. I didn't really know how old they were.

Sure. Or, uh, but I also never had, like, long, extended conversations at all. People would be like, I love your videos. Like, I'd be like, thanks. Yeah. You know? Because it's just like, oh, well, I'm trying to be, like, a good personality. Yeah.

You know what I mean? I'm trying to, like, interact with it. Because I don't like the idea of, like, oh, you get super famous and then you just don't care about the people who, you know. Oh, you shouldn't. Right. That's great. You shouldn't.

But at a certain point, like, at a certain point, like, it becomes like, oh, okay, there's a parissocial thing here. Yeah. Let's not. And especially if they're fucking 13 and you're like, how old was that? How old was she? I think, well, I think it was 20s, I'm assuming. Old enough. I think it was 20s.

To not be talking like that to a fucking 13-year-old. Well, there's a whole thing. Like, you can see who the person is. Like, all that kind of shit. Like when you, when there's the, when there's that thing where you can clearly see who the person is, there are sometimes you just like, hey, like you just don't even want to go there, like said, I don't think there's anything wrong with saying like a thank you or whatever. If somebody gets you a shout out or say like, what if somebody like made you, uh, fan art or something? I would tell them, how old are you? They'd be like, oh, I'm 13.

I'm like, you don't get the fuck out of here right now. Yeah, see, that's insane. Yeah. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you. I already know you are. I'm already inside your window. But that's also like a hot, but we're also viewing this from. again, the modern lens of having seen this kind of thing go wrong many, many times.

There was a point in time. I remember that was like a really normal thing. Like if you got fan mail from somebody, you'd be like, oh, thanks, this is great. You know what I mean? Because that's like old school. Celebrities would get fan mail from like kids, you know what I mean? That's terrifying. You know?

Like, it's terrifying in red for respect, I guess. The thing is, people have ruined wholesome engagements like that. Like you just can't do it. Like, there's probably like a million completely rational individual back fourths that you can have with all sorts of people that are just not worth doing at this point because like why would you fucking open yourself up to that in the first place especially if you're fucking making edgy jokes about like sex and shit with like 13 years that's fucking crazy to me that's never been like a thing that's okay that's the thing right there to me that's the only

thing that matters uh because i personally i haven't been i'm not shuckin to think that i can't say something to somebody in a completely normal setting because i'm what the fuck are we talking about. If you're not doing anything wrong, you can't get grilled. Imagine, imagine this. Imagine being in person and a kid gets lost, right? I'm not happening. See, that's what I'm saying. It's really sad, but I'm not. See, that's what I'm saying. There are some people who genuinely feel like, oh, someone might think I'm trying to do something to this kid where I'm like, I don't have that feeling because children, children are drawn to me in a weirdly magnetic way. Yeah. I've always been that way. It's just like, children and pets have always adored me. Sure. I am terrible.

fight of being around children. I don't know why. Because of the fact that people, for me, it's always thing people get, people act funny around their kids. Because people are trying to protect their children. They don't know who people are. And I understand that. I get it. I get it. That's why I make a very serious effort to stay away from children all at all means. Because I've been in arguments where I've seen people like, a child gets hurt, right? And somebody goes like, is the kid okay? And the parent completely overreacts on the person trying to help the kid, right? And it's like, what is this going to train my brain to do other than be like, oh stay away from that kid.

Unfortunately that child got hurt but like it's easier to just not get involved in that problem. Yeah, you know, I would probably behave that way

if I had a bad experience like that. And I've had a bad experience. It's just, I'm just so, I just kind of just don't like, I'm so afraid, but that's just my nature. My nature is that I'm a,

when I'm afraid of something happening to me, I avoid it. Yeah, I just feel like it's weird. It's just, it's weird in a way that. Well,

he also has that, that experience with his friend who was like falsely accused. So maybe that's my thing. That's my nature. I just like ever said. What happened? One of my friends.

We talked about this on the girl. You step with a girl and then freaking she claimed that she fucking assaulted her. And we were all there. We were like, that didn't happen. Oh, well, that I mean,

I guess. And that's been my nature of my whole life that I've seen people act really fucking weird or people change the way they act over their children or this or things in general over women's like that. So my nature is that I just make a very serious effort to never be in a situation. Yeah. Never. I never.

Like, I've only, my godson maybe four times. Yeah, shit like that to me is weird. Like to me, stuff like that is weird. I understand the other situation, like say, maybe you don't want to be alone with like a girl that could potentially turn out insane or something.

Literally, Chris has seen me do it. But like what I'm talking about? Someone's drunk and I'm like, get them out. Because to me, it just sounds like how like when Mike Pence was like, oh, I'm never alone with a woman ever. You know, I'm only, I can only be like it's like that type of shit. It's just like that weird shit where I'm like you, you have this preconceived notion about like the nature of women or something to to be afraid

to be alone with the safe than sorry you know I guess because it's also because I feel like I can extrapolate that to you know people being bigoted and to say like I I think black people are capable of doing this thing so I try my best to just stay away from them because I don't want but that argument is so much more arbitrage that that's even more silly I think it's I think it's just the intent is different but I think it's the same result I think it's a same. I don't know, man. It's a, I just don't have, I don't harbor those feelings for anybody. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake M. Bata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

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I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of, of this technology. There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Contum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? being understaffed or being poorly staffed?

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This is a job for Indeed. D's sponsored jobs. And I feel like if nothing's happened to me, I don't have a reason to feel that way. Like if a child's lost, I'd want to help the child, but I'd be afraid. Oh, my God. See, that's the thing. It's just like having the thought of like being afraid of, because to me, I'm like, if nothing has happened, why the fuck am I afraid?

It's in the same thing. But the thing is that you can do so often people don't do anything wrong and bad things come from them. It's such a small. I don't think it's such a small. I think it's very. I don't think it's not it's not common. It's not as common. It's more often than not something will not happen. It is, it is insanely rare. You know, it's not rare? I think it's kind of like,

like, I think it's like being nervous before you get on a plane, even though the likelihood of you crashing is very, very low. I will say if it happens to you, then the chances are high. It's also being on a, because like, in that same vein, I'm glad you brought that up because like, being in a car is infinitely more dangerous. Oh, I'm horrified of planes. But it doesn't feel dangerous. I'm horrified of planes as well. But see, like, But that is, I think that is just simply my nature. My nature is that I was raised on horror stories of bad things happening. Yeah.

And now my nature is like, I don't want to just happen to me. Yeah, I guess like the plain thing is a little more, like I was saying, the plane thing is a little more reasonable because it seems scary. But that's the, but that's just, that's the nature I've grown up with where it's idea is that like, even when I want to do something right, I under eye, my brain is like this could go wrong, though. I guess my, I guess my point is it's not healthy at all. I mean, it's kept me safe for the most part. Well, no, like, I'm safe too. But I'm completely safe. I'm just saying what you're doing is completely unhealthy.

You don't need a change. You can be, have that unhealthy mindset. It just seems like a much more stressful way to live. It's like extra baggage. I don't think so. I don't mean. I don't think so, but it's absolutely extra baggage. I don't get myself involved situations that are going to get me into problems.

And I think that's this kind of a safe thing. But you see how like we. Why isn't that enough, I guess? Hmm? Why isn't it just enough to just, not engage in stupid behavior. It's like, why are you like a straight? But my thing is that my stupid behavior barometer is way more than like, oh, that's

stupid for me even to begin with. I think like, like the things that I think are stupid are probably just some more than you guys think are stupid. I'm like, it's not safe for me to do this. I'm not going to get involved. Let me just say this. I think that there are things that you should definitely have that mentality for because there are a heightened possibility of getting fucked, like say, getting stopped by a cop.

I think even if nothing's ever happened to you before There's plenty of, say, dark skin folks That have never had a bad interaction But they're probably still being nervous That there's a high potential That that piece of shit could have a bad day Or whatever it is They just want to profile you and fuck your ass

I take that mentality into every aspect of my interact with my life That's the whole thing where I'm like It's that interaction The have that thought process is rational To be afraid to help a child Is kind of crazy I'm like, man, I hope someone else gets it. That kind of feels like you're, that's incredibly selfish, I just feel like.

Yeah, whatever I do. It's kind of like, oh, I don't want anybody to think. I'm a pedophile or something. Yeah, even though I'm not. I don't want this to go wrong anyway. I'm going to let that kid do his thing, you know? He's going to let that kid die basically. Basically.

If the, hey, you know what happens? You know how many times I've almost died? That makes you about, I mean, that's kind of, look, man. That's not that. far away from a pedophile. You see it dirty. How is that? How is that the same?

Letting a kid die in the woods? One is inherently way more insidious than the other. Look. The other one is just. They're both pretty insidious. Like, letting a child die in the woods is pretty fucking insidious. If a child's in the woods, right? And I see a child in the woods.

And it's like, it's starving and it's hungry. It's covered a ball. I'm like, that's crazy little dude. You have any clue where your parents might be? It's like, I don't know. This is going the way you think it's going. I don't know. And I'll be like,

damn, that's crazy, bud. I want to have a good one. Here's a lip-ness test. Okay, okay, okay. A greasy fuck,

grabs a kid, puts him under his shoulder, and he's heading towards this white fucked up van, you know, E350. What do you do? Oh,

obviously, guys, okay, first of all, this also staged bullshit. Clearly my heart of hearts. I'm like, yo, what are you doing with that kid?

Or I'll say something. I'll take that fucking plate, and I'll say something. numbers down. And I'm like, hey, I saw some guy going to a van with a child. It's not the same color as him. So, I don't know. So you would watch him get into the van? I would, I would probably, I don't know. I don't know. These are situation things, you know, like, I, like, is this always, there's always saying. Yeah. And there's doing. That is my, that is the thing I'm a very, very pride of. Because I've been in situations where I thought I would have done something and I was too

scared to do things. And I was like, holy fucking shit. But also, this is where I thought I wasn't going to do anything and I fucking did something, which I'm like, that was stupid. But like, this is good to know. This is good to know. Like, I would hopefully, I would hopefully be like, oh, I'm going to. Mr.

Beast. Is that, is that Mr. Beasts? Is that Beast Mr. This is Beast Mr. Mr. Hell yeah, dude. He gets knocking to a crater and he wakes up. He wakes and he's like, no, I'm Beast, Mr.

Look, man. all know in case there's like a something happening. I think this conversation was good to know that we can't count on you. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think it's a good. I think it's good to know. I think it really is good to know. Like say there's a fire. We do our, we do our second life show. There's a fire. And like some some kid, there happens to be like a 13 year old there brought a son. You know,

and he's trapped under like a little thing. You know, his shirt kind of just rolls up a little bit and you're like, oh, sorry, kid. I don't want to be, I don't want to be seen touching you. People are going to think that I'm trying to molest you, bro. I'm like, oh, sorry, kid. This motherfucker The fire is slowly creeping up to him I'm sorry, bro I'm like, look, dude, I'm really sorry, man.

I wish it was different. I'll sit with you until the fire's consume you, I guess. Oh, oh, man, how was school? How are you going to handle your own kids? What are you in? We're greedy with, oh, man. Touched you, son, son, son, what the fuck?

You want to my pedophile? Those are my kids. That's different. I think I'm a gay pedophile. There's no context where it would be weird you being around your own child. I'm gonna make it weird I'm gonna put rumors out

Did you what Kingston does with kids? I would shoot you I would how would shoot you That's crazy That is so fucking terrible But the same time it's just like me I'm just I'm not a I'm very How do I say?

I'm not nervous Lily I'm overly precautionary That's my nature And I've gotten older Nobody cares Do you hear what Kingston did Does your kids Lily Listen that is so fuck

That's so fucking That's so fucking terrible. Believe me over your fucking. Believe me over your significant other. Over your son and your kids are like, when did this happen? Yeah, your kids are like, I had nothing happened. Let's move on. No, it's not true.

Did we really talk much about Mr. Beascri? I feel like we spent. Oh, well, we kind of covered what it was. Like, um, and he left Mr. He left. Like he's, he's, he's disassociated with Mr. Beasner. They're not. Like they cut him out.

I just want to say. Before you keep that in mind, whatever is you're about to say, go ahead. He had a statement that was, or she had a statement that was terrible. It was like a terrible statement. It was just like, I'm sorry if I offended anybody or whatever. And it's just like, you're not really shedding light on anything. Like, I don't, like, I've seen some ridiculous. I saw an accusation that he like met minors in the woods, which is probably crazy.

But like, the fact that he just didn't address anything. Like, at the very least, like, look, Dr. disrespect statement was terrible as well. At the very least, he, he was like specific about like what happened. Right. Even if he was like cagey and like trying to avoid it, he still like had to confront. like what the actual issue was. KG as it might have been.

This Mr. Beast Chris thing was like it was it fit in like a single tweet. It wasn't really a statement. It was very vague. So in my mind, you met with a person in the world. Yeah, you might have done some wild shit. Yeah,

you didn't say any like why, why wouldn't you at the very least like, like clear you. Like look, if you've engaged with like whatever that's like problematic, own that I guess or like confront that. Confront it. Like dude,

there's so much else going. around that like it would behoove you to address. And what's crazy for me is that at the moment like things like that is like like I don't know like what do you do if you're innocent? Like what do you do if you're innocent person? I think you want to like I like what do you do?

I'm thinking from my perspective. Even if because the thing is that once something that is thrown on you, it's too late already. So the best thing to do is never have that happen. Like stay too far away from that ever happened. But that's not. But once it happens. Yeah.

Obviously like what do you do? What do you do? I guess from my perspective the way, first of all, you're a very famous person because you're adjacent to Mr. Beast. You do have some power. There's a lot of people that are going to support you. If your statement is reasonable, it wasn't.

So it's like you're an idiot. So me, I know I didn't do any of that wild shit. I'm like, first of all, y'all are fucking crazy. I didn't do any of that stuff that you're saying. You know, I'm speaking from like myself. I'm not speaking if I was Ava, Braun, Chris or whatever. Then I would be like, oh, yeah, I like some weird shit, but I'm not into that stuff anymore. Because you just keep it moving.

I guess. All the other stuff is not like there was no sexual crazy shit. No, I think being, because I think silence is just bad. And also specifically because she transitioned. Because one of the first posts that I saw was like, it was a compilation of LeBron doing awesome shit.

It was like transphobes after finding out about Mr. Beast Chris or whatever. And it's just this LeBron just doing the dopest shit because they're just having a field day. There's because like this was basically like, the Super Bowl for a lot of those fucking transphobes that think they're all like this or whatever. So I also feel like it would be in her best

interest to address that shit to swat some of that transphobia down. It shouldn't have to, but I feel like if you care about the trans community, you may want to be like you being a fucking weirdo contributed to a lot of this shit, this transphobia.

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coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology?

There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum.

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You would mention it. You would want to do something. I'd assume so. It's tough, dude. I think it's pretty clear she doesn't give a fuck about anything. That's why the statement was so shitty. It's a, it's a very bad sense. He's just like, all right, well, I've hurt Mr. Bees enough to where I'm going to.

Because it's like, you've already known the shit that you're in. First of all, Mr. Bees, like, did he not know, like, I mean, I could see him not know. No, but the, the Shadman, that shit's been around for a while. So that would have, what do you, the Shadman stuff. The Lolly shit. But the commission is, did he know that he, I really doubt that Mr. Bees knew that this person commissioned Shadman for something. That's not something that she would brag about publicly.

It's not about bragging about it. How would you know that? How would the fuck would you know that at all? I guess if you're completely disconnected from the internet, you wouldn't know. Like this is how I'm thinking of that. You just found out about it. Huh? Well, I found out about it years ago from watching.

You found out about their interaction. This person's interaction with Shadman years ago? Yes. Mr. Bees-Christ? Yes. Oh, really? What are you talking about? That was public knowledge.

How long have you been following Mr. Beast? No, I told you that I watched some Turkey Tom videos that detailed all that shit that went down. Wait, with Mr. Bees. Wait, with Mr. Bees, Chris? There are documentaries from Turkey Tom about that specific person. I mentioned that. Oh, really? I didn't know that.

I said I found out about Shadman. No, it's about Shadman. I thought it was about Shadman. Yeah, but Shadman. And that stuff was in it, though. Right. How long are? Oh, really?

That's why I'm confused about, too. So the whole thing, look it, so the whole thing about because of the people that interacted with it, it was publicly interacted. There were some interactions. This wasn't just. The commission? This wasn't just like, but like there were. So confused. Look, if the commission, maybe the actual transaction wasn't public.

Right. But the interactions with Chris, whatever the fuck, they're Tyson or whatever, publicly reacting with Shadman, that was public. Yep. No, but that's what I'm saying. Everybody interacted with Shadman. man. Right. And so like what does that mean? But specifically about the lolly dude. But it was about, but I guess I guess the nature of them interacting directly was Lolly. Right, right. That's the whole I don't like what am I saying

that's confusing. That's what no. I was just trying to figure out like what the fuck this video was what was what am I saying? Because here's the thing. I've never heard of this fucking guy at all. Mr. Beas, Mr. Beas, this person. Just straight up before like a week, two weeks ago. No fucking clue to this person was. Yeah, maybe maybe like I think. there was like a thing with like maybe Nick Merks and those people where they mentioned this person. I don't really remember. I don't watch Mr. Beast at all. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck he does. I don't watch Mr. Beast either, but when Mr. Beast is the most famous YouTuber. I was a beast. Since we're adjacent to YouTube, we were YouTubers, technically still are.

Yeah. When the biggest YouTuber, their best friend transitions. Right. It's all over the internet. It's all over Twitter. I don't. It's all over. You're, dude, you're pretty. Like from when I look at your feed and everything, you're pretty dialed in. Yeah, I mean, I've made in and out. But like with like Mr. B specifically, I remember like watching one video of his. You don't have to watch anything from it. I don't, I've never seen any of his videos. Right.

Right. But I also don't research them because I don't care. It's not about research. It's just there. Dude, I don't watch Turkey Tom. I don't watch the drama people. You know, I didn't watch Turkey Tom to find out about him transitioning. I heard about the transition.

I'm just saying to be aware. You said you didn't know about them at all. To me, I'm just saying like that's pretty insane. Just knowing how like there are things that are way more obscure that you're aware of that you have quote tweeted or whatever. Yeah. So I'm just saying I'm not disbelieving you or anything. I'm saying it's pretty wild that you happen to skip that shit, that event about the most famous YouTuber's best friend transitioning and a bunch of transphobes going crazy. Right.

I think I remember hearing some. I remember hearing that event happened, but I didn't like look into it because again, I don't give a shit. Yeah, I didn't look into it either. It's just, I'm aware of it. I'm not talking about looking into it. It's about the awareness. It's about the specificity of the awareness, is what I'm talking about.

I wasn't aware that this was the same person or that that was even like, this was the person that we were talking about. Yeah, that's totally fine. But yeah, but that's besides the point. It's just, uh... It is. Yeah.

What's that? You see that? What, the line? Yeah. Looks like you can type something. Do you brave Patreon? I think I broke my, my fucking...

It looked like it had a cursor where you can, like, type. That was weird. Where in the names? on the on the save on the home screen or the screen saver you change patrons code

and you make everything the N word if that were possible like I would have did that forever ago you just and it's line it's line wide but it's it everybody's Patreon can't fix it

they're like we don't we have to get rid of Patreon as we get rid of Patreon or we leave it like this will they get rid of Patreon or do they get rid of Patreon anything if you made every single word Fogel Co oh yeah That was the...

I forgot that that's the... Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the... That's insane. Yeah, I remember someone that was like, like, that's a crazy fucking line away. Yeah, of course.

Power Rangers, mightier than before. Wait, that's not the song. Go Zio. That's the... That's the fucking dude. Don't sing that one. You don't like that one?

Sucking... What is Zio? That's the second... Spider-Man. That's the second Spider-Man. The second... Coming on the floor. Zio

Power Rangers I love Zio That show was so fucking cool I like lost in space Empowering not lost in space Powering just in space Well they were lost in space I like all of them

I like that Those are the first three or four connected Power Rangers Flying high And it's the first four Connected Inwards Go inward Rangers

I'm asking him What I'm just thinking Edward I'm like hey dude This is like So there's Zio There's Mighty Morfin Zio

And then goes In space And then it does Lost Galaxy Power Rangers Lost Lost Lost Lost Galaxies Far away

gaping apes Or something like that There's like space apes And they're fucking them I mean space is like The people If you fuck apes We like I fuck people

We fucking apes Then after Galaxy That's when That's the finale Of Dordon right Dordon

He explodes himself He's like Niggah And he blot He says Nigg and he explodes This white spaceman says the N-word You don't piss me off

He could have did that forever ago He did it from the very first series He's in a fucking tube He might as well blow yourself up And just save everybody Didn't he almost die in the first movie And they found him And they were like, Zorda

Well, they found him They put a fucking gray blanket on the nigga What was that? To this day He got shattered out of the tube First of the while He was supposed to be trapped In another dimension

But then all of a sudden He's in this tube And then he's there So he was there the whole time Was that the final series? Was that the first movie? Right? the first movie.

And they were like, he's in a tube and he's in a gray sweater. And I'm like, what the fuck is this? What the, and then he has these weird non-ear things. And then his brother, Ivanus, that's my naked dog. I wanted to be Ivanus so bad. And I was growing up. Ivanus was dope. Even though he was a psychopath.

He was just cumming goo all over, all those being controlling them. Dupid people. He had, uh, controlling purple cum. That was crazy. I liked him. He was actually really fun. And then there was that bitch with the fucking, like, tonfa twirling shit. that would, uh, I forget her name, but she was on that planet that was clearly like New Zealand or some shit.

And then like, uh, that chick, she was the one that got them the, the ninja powers. I remember. That chick was bombed, dude. Oh, man. That chick was bombed. She was fucking, she was dressed fucking, like, nice. I would have hit. Oh, of course.

Oh, it would hit. And then, uh, she, uh, she knew how to fuck with the, the, the, the, the tango warriors. Like, that, that got them away. They're like, ah, it fucking hurts. Well, those of them, like the, the, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the fucking Jim Crow crows? Was it those? Did I remember those?

Was I remembering it right? Like they were like a gym Like they were they were singing and dancing bro. They were very Jim Crowesque. They weren't but yes they were. In my mind they are now. They're absolutely the the dumbo Jim Crows. Hello I'm Jim Crow.

They named them Jim. They named them Jim. And then they fucking put on the minstrel black face and said and they didn't take care of their kids is fucking classic. Classic. Yeah, now that I think about it I know one thing I never see no damn

elephant fly Can't believe they put that in Power Rangers I love Power Rangers Shout out to the first Original Powering when it was Saban only Original Powering is really fucking There was some good Disney ones Um

Dino Thunder was all right That's where Jason came back He was the Black Ranger I remember that That's when they had The White Ranger What was his name? He was the Velociraptor

I don't know It was a dragon It was um I don't know you're getting too nerdy for me now i don't remember i watched power just until i was probably like the best one the best one the disney one's spdd pyrinder space patrol delto was fucking dope dude but jays the two blickies the black guy that was a thief that became a fucking cop oh traitor i love it he was a thief at first dude but he was a good thief he was a thief he stole

he stole how is it that a thief becomes the leader of it this piece of shit dog this this fucking dog makes this and there was the guy uh the blue ranger the blue ranger the guy that was a prime to be the Red Ranger. He was too racist. He was too racist. He already told me, like, if I make this guy a Red Ranger, it's going to be. His dad was the fucking Red Ranger. He was primed to be, and he's like, nigger, you're going to be blue.

Fuck you. And this dog is just like being, it's doing dog things. I love doggy, dude. I love a new bitch. Doggy Kruger. He was so cool. He was doing things that dogs would do. That's fucking crazy.

He had dog-based behavior. Like, why would you make a cripple? criminal that's stealing for the, he's doing Robinhood shit, I guess. But still, you're going to make that the head of your fucking. Because if you make this, if you make a, Derek, think of it like this. Yeah. If you make the child of a nigger that's a cop that runs around with a punisher sticker on the back of his car, the leader of a super powered cop agency.

Yeah. What's going to happen, Derek? Well, I honestly, yes, there's going to be a lot less dark people on the planet. Sure. But I feel like they would have... Every dog is going to be... You cannot own a dog. Because I've got to be like, oh, dog.

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disrespect the fuck out of them. I remember that. They were other. They even had better shit. The other team, the other squads had better shit, which is stupid. Imagine they're being tears of weapons. Like,

why would you not give everyone the best equipment to give them the best chance? Yes. I mean, but that's how it works, though. Like,

cops on the street don't have the best shit. The SWAT gets the best out. Right, right, okay. Oh, they did they do this?

They got AR. In their holster, they have fucking AR-50s. No, they actually have like, they have like a salt rifle. That's fucking... That's what's reading the questions

or I was trying to catch up through context clues, what you were talking. Like what we were talking? Yeah, stupid bullshit Power Rangers shit that nobody should

ever worry about. It's so cool though. I love Power Rangers. It was awesome when I was little. I never really watched it. Really? Yeah,

and I didn't sit through like I would catch like individual episodes. Like I knew who like the characters were, I think, kind of. Yeah.

I knew Rita Raposa but I didn't, you know, it was more about like the toys that they had. She was, badass fucking like wearables.

Oh yeah, like stuff like a belt or like like an arm thing. Or like a sword. You can take a hand of it's a sword. I had all their shit, man. That was too cool for kids. It was kind of.

For kids have, like, that's some shit that like right now we appreciate. Why that shit was intricate as fuck too? Dude, Zach had a gun axe. Dude, that would even flip it over to be. Dude, fucking. As a kid, a gun axe is the craziest thing ever. That's, that is lunacy. That's too much invention right there.

Yeah. That's a kid being like, what? He's like, at a moment, at that moment you start walking around, she's like, can I put this and this together? And would it make something crazy? if I put my dog in a sword together what did I have? Dude, that's cool. Dog is fucking pain.

What a blade on it. There's a unicorn dog with a blade on it. That's amazing. You want to get a fucking horse with a sword on its head. That's the, that's, you can't beat that thing.

Because then also when it's like bucking and nay, it's just fucking everyone. It's probably going to kill you eventually. It'll kill me first, yeah. You're probably buck and they flip you over and it's splaying you on a sword. And you're just on it. I'd be pretty pitch.

I wouldn't be around to see the carnage. It would reek. You know, like, you wouldn't be able to control that thing. Yeah. I'd like a porcupine that had swords, and it would shoot them out if it got scared. And they grow back.

That's like a mega bad boss. That is psychotic. Porky pine sword man. It's not even, it's lazy as fuck. They don't even dry. It's not even remote. It's like,

It's like, it's like, it's like, tarfoon, like Typhoon Raptor, um, Aqua Eel, porcupine sword man. Those are the X ones that have like, because all of, oh yeah, you're right. I'm sorry. We got to. The Megman ones are all man things. That's why I was like, why is they're not man man man, electric man, nigger man, sparrow man, ice man, dick man.

Anything you can think man is a Mega Man villain. Just be table man. Falopian tube man. You're probably I'm sure Mega Man 11 at table man I'm sure. Labia man Man man

Man man It's just a guy It's not even a robot It's not even a fucking What are they called again? A maverick that it's just made to a man And that man gets killed so fast He's so scared

He has three pellets of life He's in fact trapped in the boss So he's been trying to get out For fucking days And then they open up And zero walks in and he's like Please don't kill me. Please read the questions.

I'm sorry. We can talk on the shit forever. I'm just going to go too far. No, don't fuck on my balls. My guy need to come, Arthur. No Dutch might walk in on us. Road in. He rode in.

He's command of Shepard Garrison. Javik? Who's Javik again? You're Javik. Because he has a Jamaican accent. Who is Javik's the DLC character in Mass Effect 3? Oh, I never played the DLC. Oh, he's, of course they did, he wasn't in the vanilla version,

like a protean that would give you. First of all, he's, he's completely. useless. Wow. Well, he's a He's completely useless. He's a warrior and so he gives you no insight to the Prothian race. He's like, I was like, why would you guys do that?

Liaro's like, oh man, I want to learn so much, he's like, I don't know shit, nigga. I just fight me. I don't know anything about where I came from. Sorry. That's basically what happened. You're like, okay, cool. You probably know more than I do actually. Literally, she does. She literally does. That is crazy.

Yeah, good. But, uh, And then he says, I finally got around to playing the Mass Effect trilogy after getting the legendary edition on sale for $6. That's a steel, dude. Hell yeah. That is a theft. You got that on the steam deck?

Perfect. Perfect. God damn, I got to get a steam deck. You guys, stop talking about that shit. Making me mad. Make you jealous. I heard you guys talk about it randomly throughout the years and I got to say it's pretty great.

What are your personal rankings tier lists? I'm not going to do a tier list. We can talk loosely about it, but like, that's a whole production. tier list of all the Mass Effect Companions, both in story and gameplay. Plus, what do you think of Mass Effect 4 should be? I don't care.

I don't want Mass Effect to 4 to happen, really. Like, I want them to leave it alone. Like, I don't think they can do it well. I have no faith. I have no faith in modern BioWare, really. After seeing the veil guard? Don't talk about that shit, yeah. I still probably.

Because you know, Massifax, whenever the next Massifax is going to look like that. It's going to have that style. It's going to look like fucking Fortnite. It's going to get worse. It's going to look more gumbyish. and like cartoony. Gumbie, gumbie-ish.

That's what Fortnite reminds me of Gumbie. It just reminds you of like... Fortnite has become such a while. Like, I play Fortnite pretty regularly. That game has become such an unbelievable. It's not... Fortnite isn't Fortnite, you know? Like, the game Fortnite was...

It's complete. And what it is now are not... Like, Fortnite's more or less like a mod version. Like, it's like a... Hey, you want to fucking be Goku and play tag with fucking Boruto and Amanda Delorian, go ahead and do it in Fortnite. It looks kind of fun, but I just don't care about a Battle Royale.

I just never cared about that. Yeah. Yeah. But it looks like, I was seeing Magneto fuck shit up. And I was like, that looks really fun. Lily loves that game because it's a shooting game that you can actually, if you're not a hardcore gamer, you can actually see what's happening. Yeah.

You know, like when I play like Destiny, or when I play like, when I play Destiny, you play cod or even when I play games to Overwatch, Lily can't focus on everything. Well, you know what I... doesn't have the gamer's eye. Can you get like snapped at things? I think that's less about, that's more to do with, every game you mentioned there

is the first person shooter. And first person shooters are harder to track for people who are watching. That's true. Like people who are watching just like to see a character on screen. I feel like any third person shooter,

I mean, The Last of Us and other games like that, two are also games that like, I feel like I've played throughout my life that my partner would enjoy watching. I remember like, Gose Shushima being one that like I played with like my ex so long time ago

and like she was like really, she would watch it. and she was like enthralled by it. I think it literally is just I think you're really disorienting. Oh yeah, for sure. I think I think shooting game Dherpun shooters have a degree of sort of like

tangibility for the people that aren't like shooting game players. So she loves me playing that game. She's like very competitive about it because if I feel like she's, I feel like it's me as the vessel and she is like the fucking person that's controlling in her mind.

He's like, I'm playing pretty much vicariously through you and she loves fucking Fortnite. Let me ask you something. Is there other modes? Yeah. Like, do they have, like,

like, uh, looting shit? There's, like, swap modes. There's like, it's like,

it's literally pretty much an engine now. Yeah. If taking that game in on, there's like, various like horde modes. There's like, there's like, there's like a horde mode?

Yeah, there's hard modes. Really? Yeah. See, that actually, I didn't know. There's a lot into the game.

So what you can like, you and your buddies can like, fucking co-op and like just do like a horde. There's also a Minecraft mode, literally too, pretty much where you play it's Lego versions of characters and you like build shit. I don't want to do that but like the Horde mode actually kind of because

like I wanted a magneto look fucking awesome. I was like I know there's probably some cool characters on that I saw Spider-Man that look fun just to swing around in that universe. I know Goku has like a commande or something. Yeah. See like when I was season I don't know if it might be in the game's files you can use it like outside of like the battle royale mode. Oh yeah I don't know

man. Oh see let's look at if that's the lamest thing about it. I'm going to look into it because I probably would fuck with Fortnite if I just don't get fuck about battery at all. Yeah. But if it's like a horse, I would love, I would love, what are your enemies, though? What if the fuck are the enemies if you're doing a word? Various, like, I'm like, what are you? Like, what are you?

Like, this is various things. I'm looking into it. What the fuck do you mean various things? It's like, there's some of the worst answer possible. Various versions. There's like zombies sometimes. There's like fucking like growlers. Hmm.

What's a grower? The grower. Blaine. Like a bear, a polar bear. Polar bear. A grower. This is your phylum that you've invented? This is a real.

Raulah bears are real No, no, no, no, no, like the creature The creature you're fighting Okay, I thought you were like, okay, so these are mammals These are reptiles, these are growlers You play, oh, it's just weird Like little, I don't know, I don't really play the PVE modes because that's not like nature

I'm fucking, unfortunately, way too competitive To play things like that If I wasn't competitive, I'd have a much easier life, I think, honestly Because I play everything competitively And then I hate it eventually And it sucks I'm so the opposite But mainly me just because there's just too many people

That are too good at PVP 2 It's not it's not fun I don't know how you And then I reached the precipice of like Really good for a regular person Yeah And I can't break into like Real competitive and it hurts me

Just not have the patience You don't have the patience to get to break that threshold I tried for years man I tried like for Smash Bros I tried for a long fucking time And I got really good I go to tournament to win a few games But I was like I'm not as good as the other people

I just don't have the time to commit to it or like I don't have It's a time saying I don't have the hand dexterity to be like I'm going to recreate how my hands work To be able to play these games And I just gave up At that point you're kind of not having fun

Yeah it's true It becomes a not fun thing Yeah When you're not good enough to be able to get that level You're like oh this doesn't fund me anymore Wait what was the question Yeah so those are our favorite Mass Effect companions

I was like wait What was the Oh my favorite easily There's a there's uh Hello hello I'm Malcolm Gladwell host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

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I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer.

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Are the ranking like Mass Effect Uh, No one for me is Garets. The companions. Garis number one, sorry. I like Jimbo. Jimbo's pretty, Jimbo Jones is sick.

Jimbo Jones is like a loki, a secret, the secret heart of Massifact one and two is Jimbo Jones, I think. Garris Miranda. Cutting him out of the third one. Yeah, what were they thinking?

I forgot the Krogan you meet in the first one's name. Um, um, uh, Cringelo. Shut the fuck up. Shut up. Chris cringle

Pringles Shingles Shingles Singles Wingles Wiggle fingers Dillie Pilly He's fun and silly

That's his whole name What was that name? What was that name that we fucking Grungle There's grungle in there There's a There's a There's a

There's Farnty Mc Pish thing Browler I feel like honestly Garris is just like to I don't know man like that's it's hard to it's hard to beat Garris because he's just such like a like a uniformly like good character Garis is top tier I think he gets it He thinks he wins

He wins by default everybody else I feel He goes to being a cop To like oh I understand the world's fucked up And I respect that Yeah I like more than a lot Or at least from what I remember It's been a long times I've played like the games that he's in

But I remember liking him a lot I'm probably Liarra of course Lerra is all right My favorite's Talley obviously but yeah tally's cool tally's cool because I like tally's nature like tally's interesting person

yeah I just don't the only thing I don't like about tally is that now that I think about it is that the white woman no no no no that picture is so stupid that bought the fuck out of me

that was the dumbest photo that was so the fact that it was like a stock photo it was crazy they couldn't even like photograph somebody real so fucking sad but

I mean stock photos are real people still but yeah I don't know but uh that the voice changer makes me feel like

shut up uh the voice changers make me feel like Like, I'm talking to RFK. Ew. I don't like that. She has weird, like, she has not human legs. But she has a human's face.

And that really bothered me. She doesn't have, she doesn't have, she, that's not real. Yeah, she did it before. And then just some asshole, like, here. Fuck you, man. And who else is really cool? You should draw a corner of that guy. I actually totally on board.

What's the name of the Krogan you mean in the first game? Rex. Rex. I was saying, Rex is fucking cool He's crazy as fuck though He's fucking out of his mind But he's cool as shit

He's badass And he becomes the leader of a urtnaut He comes the leader of a planet Then there's um The other crogian The uh the child I forgot his name Jessica

Jessica Jones The baby Krogan Jessica Jones Jimbo Jones It's Jessica the Krogan I like how you meet a baby Krogan I think that's so funny Well he's like a fully grown adult

But a baby to the world Yeah but he's not built like the regular though He's like tiny He's like a Krogan mini. No, he's pretty big. No, he's not as big as Rex everybody. He's smaller, literally. No, Grunt is manuf- He's, he's, he's been fully nurtured in that tank. No, no, no, sorry, he's not, he's not a child. I'm not saying he's a child, but physically he's smaller than most Krogan.

I don't know if that's true. He doesn't have the whole back part thing. He doesn't have the whole back thing. He absolutely does. He doesn't. It's not the same size as Rex is. I remember it. Unless I'm going fucking absolutely insane. I think you are. I mean, this is like, this is again, like, when you saw the fucking last of us. No, let me look at it. I remember him being like just a smaller, because he was engineered. Yeah. Let me check. I can be wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong.

Maybe I'm wrong. And like for some reason I've just like, I don't think he was smaller. I think he was normal. I don't think he was smaller. I think he was just, maybe he's right about the hump thing though. Maybe, but isn't that armor? Well, it might get it is.

Well, they actually do have humps. Like it has all their nutrients. It's like a fucking camel or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ew, that makes me fucking mad. Apparently they have two sets of genitals. Yeah. You find that in,

in the dialogue. Finally. Why don't we have two sets? That'd be dope. Anyway. Because you know there's the refractory period after you like must, like you can then just use your other one. Yeah. Yeah.

And Mass Effect 4 that it's going to be continuation. I just don't, I don't get it. I don't know what the fuck it's going to be. They're going to find, Jeffrey's going to be alive again? Like, what does it mean? They're going to find Shepherd and he's going to be a barista. He's just been working at a fucking coffee shop the whole time. It sucks.

Anyway. Yeah. Trump shot Biden dies, Rodin. He says, Hello, Chris, Derek Sweeney, and Tyler. My question is simple, yet cursed.

Without using violence, do you think you could coerce a monkey into suicide? Yeah, of course. Oh, yeah. Give it a gun. No, I just think you could, like, lure it,

like, off of something high that it doesn't understand is as high as it is. I feel like it wouldn't work on that. Yeah, if you throw a banana off the cliff? We've, yeah, it would die And it would jump off And then crash it would

You've seen that video of the monkey Jumping off the telephone pole But it was drunk It wasn't like fucking It wasn't drunk How do you know it was drunk? It was drunk Because monkeys just don't do that

They don't do that Wait that's a crazy assumption to make That it was drunk He knows it was drunk If monkeys did shit like that Often there would not be anywhere As near as many as there are But Kingston

That's an insane argument There's plenty of human beings that do shit that get themselves killed. That is true. That is true because humans, we gained awareness, but we're also really dumb. I don't think monkeys are instinctually based. I feel like they don't really do things like that too often. You've seen cats jump into fires, correct? Yes.

Cats are also kind of dumb. Except they're incredibly still mega around. Are they not? Yes, that's true. But there's also not a ton of fires lit around cats, I'm pretty sure. My argument here is that that video of the monkey. jumping off the telephone pole landing on the street is not a common occurrence. I don't think, I really can't imagine, just think of how many.

Why would you assume that it's drunk? I assume it's drunk. That's why I even attempted that. Because I feel like monkeys usually don't just bleep off things like that into like, fucking the abyss. You just said it. They don't usually do that. Then why this one attempt that? Like what made this one go for the?

Why did that one pack jump into the fire? What do you mean? The monkey jumped to nothing. It didn't like jump to another tree. First of all, there's a million reasons why they could have it. First of all, that monkey could have been in a brawl with another animal and did you get brain damage. So it's kind of stupid. Like, that's possible.

That's possible. That's more plausible than it being drunk. Why would it be drunk? Because they eat fermented fruit and they get drunk. That's the thing that apes do. Like actually, it's not like a crazy thing that I have to, you have to eat so much fermented. Not for them. For them, they're smaller.

So they eat fermented fruit to get drunk. You're lying to think it right. I swear, no, I swear I saw this on Animal Planet. But I like how much more you're doubling down on the drunkness. I think it was probably drunk or something. It probably just miscalculating. But it didn't jump to anything. I understand like it miscalculating and it like jumps and it like misses a tree, right?

Like it misses a branch and it falls, whatever. But how do you know? It jumped to nothing. But what if there was no tree there, it was going toward. Out of frame, you don't know that. No, Derek. We saw. How do you know it's not like rabies or like a like a mind virus or like a million other things

that would cause an old mind virus made a joke The woke mind virus What if the woke mom Infecting this fucking monkey And then jumps to And then fucking Peterson Saw that video

And he cries He cries No they're getting to the monkeys The mooges The monkey That monkey thought he was a bird Because he thought he could Identify as whatever

And now it's dead And now thanks a lot Woke Mind virus You just killed this monkey You killed the monkeys God damn Was it Jennifer Coolidge Drick

God damn it You killed the monkey God damn it You killed the monkeys I can't even sound like that I can't even attempt to sound like that You broke a monkey that pieces Ah

A very dated reference The idea The idea Because I feel like animals Don't just fucking kill themselves Very often Some of them do I think I've seen a lot of footage

Of animals The one that runs off the cliff It just actually does that Oh Lemings? Yeah Yeah Are those real Is that a real animal

Lemings? Yeah Do they do that actually? I don't know Is that like a mean stereotype you know maybe they just saw like maybe they made maybe they actually

maybe they oh maybe this was the whole story right they found this species of lemmings and they were just chilling yeah then they were like let's get these fuckers wasted and they gave them all this alcohol and then they just ran off a cliff and they were like I guess this is what lemmings do

they slandered an entire species so this was big lemmings that is this is big leving you know it's crazy I feel like we've said Big Lemming in this exact context before. You think so? I'm not even joking. That's simply deja vu.

I never said Lechardons in my life. Somebody will let us know. Somebody will let us know. I feel like we had a somewhat exact conversation. Somebody will let us know because someone had the wherewithal to remind me that I had the same conversation. What was it? It was like 700. The first fucking episode I was on.

Yeah. And I talked about the same thing. Oh, it was Dark Souls and the moaning sound. Yeah. And I'm like, how the fuck do you remember that? They probably just watched the last episode In the first episode What a coincidence to do that though

Let me check out the first episode And then they check out the first episode And then they check out the Oh I wish I That's so disres I wish I had more of an encyclopedic knowledge Of things like that

Like that I could be like Okay That's from that Like I do not have that for anything I can't that's too My brain doesn't want to hold on And that information My brain's like

I even really like for a while Like even Mr. B stuff And I was just like I was like Oh that's the trick That's Mr. transgender friend that I heard about. I just didn't bother

to even notice. Yeah. I mean, look, I understand. I saw this to be the guy from the Disney movie for a little while. What? Which one? Airbus? There's a like What are you talking about? Like Beauty and the Beast.

Yeah. Have you guys seen that guy? That guy is going to fucking save people in Africa. With the with the suit on? Yeah. You weren't supposed to be in the West Wing. I thought Mr. I thought Mr. Beast,

the YouTuber, was an animated beast. That's why I was so confused. I was like, he goes by Mr. Beast now? That's crazy. He goes by Mr. Beast now? It used to be just Beast now.

It's Mr. Beast. I'm glad. I like the progressive nature. What happened? Because he changed into a handsome prince. What happened? And he was like, I just want to be a beast.

The microplastics. He said, he said, he said, Prince and he went and he found the witch and he's like, turn me back to a beast. I don't like it. My dick is my dick is to be way bigger. I want a big old furry cock. That's what Bell. Bell don't like regular me. She doesn't.

I purposely run over butterflies when mowing the lawn road in. Yeah. It says vote for Mr. Beast. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together.

It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature.

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collecting all the trash in the ocean? Oh, he got all of it? The dude. Damn. He got all of it? Apparently, like, I saw this and it wasn't like unconfirmed. So, like, Mr. Bees took all of the trash from the ocean and solved this. He couldn't have. That's what I thought.

But then it's like, it's a common story. And there's no. He's probably collecting trash from the ocean. All of it, dude, that's a lot of drive. I did hear. The island of trash that we were talking that we've talked about on the show is gone. You know there's a Mr. Bees.

You know there's multiple, right? Right. Yeah. You're not listening to what I'm saying. He's collected according to news, all of the trash in the ocean. CNN, MSNBC. Fox. That'd be amazing.

Newsmax. Newsmax. Alex Jones. If he did that, if he did that and he like actually found a way to dispose of it correctly, he would deserve a Nobel Peace Prize for sure. Well, obviously,

yes, obviously if that's true. But that's the thing. It's like if that was, here's the thing. How does this one guy do it? How did you do that? Second of all, if this is,

it's true enough to be reported a lot, but not true enough for you to get a peace prize. How? Three, what are you, What are you going to do with it now? Like the problem isn't that it's in the ocean. The problem is that we can't, we don't know where to put it.

Yeah. Where does it go? I mean, we have to fire it into the sun. Beast mister is going to eat it. Beast mister. He's going to feed it all the Beast mister. Mr. Bees is going to, he's going to grab all of it. He's going to compress it down.

Guys, please. Someone in the audience, please. He's going to eat it. That's crazy. Someone in the audience, please, I beg of you, we've seen that there are some artists. I need a drawing. I need a drawing of Beast, Mr.

Beast. He has to be in the verse Mr. Beast. He has to be the way I described. He has to be Mr. I want to evolve. Because now he's Disney's Beast and who's Beast mister? Listen, whatever Beast Mr.

means to you, I want to see, I want to see your mind go wild. Beets Mr. I really, I'm genuinely in love with this idea of fucking Beast Mr. Beast Mr. Who's just this hulking mass.

Yeah. He's terrifying. He's so strong. It's puzzling. Yeah. He slaps water and it gets hot. That's how strong he is. You'll slap and pool and it'll be boiling after.

We got it. Doombringer. Harris. Beast Mr. 24. Harris Beastist. I keep wanting to correct myself. Mr.

Beast. My brain won't let me say comfortably. Mr. Why now? You're not trying You're not Now you're not Pro Beasmith

He looks so weird Not Mr. Bees but like He looks like A hoove version of Mr. That guy. That guy that. The original Beast

Mr. The original Beast mister The original beast was so Strange man The strangest Look at him He looks like he speaks English but in the

thickest accent He looks like He was like he speaks Dokian Like angel speak Like he can't speak A human language He looks like

Doembron bringer wrote in he says he says hey two gays and a Vanta black I've been pouring I've been pondering something for a while and wanted to know what your stance on this is how derogatory racist

sexist etc does a joke have to be for you to actually think the person saying it is racist sexes etc keep up for the laughs all context it doesn't even have to be that racist or sexes it just depends who the fuck is saying it's something really really mundane like from like a

TV show and how I feel about it is going to depend largely on who you retweet constantly. You know what I mean? If you're just like, if you make a normal kind of like, you know,

everybody loves Raymond tier, like sexist joke, uh, but you're constantly retweeting like lives of TikTok. Oh, I know you. Like I, like I,

that's like the lowest you'll go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or the highest, brow you'll go. But yeah, it's just depending on how the person conducts themselves. I think you could be like a really nice person and say the most

fucked up thing possible. Oh yeah, for sure. And everybody's going to accept it if you're, if you've just shown that you're not insane. That is all my friends mostly. That's you. Yeah, literally.

I say horrible shit all the time. Yeah, but he means it. I say all the time, but then when I always defend the betterment of humans for the most part. You know what's crazy? I actually cut it out of a video a long time ago, but I ran into Kingston fucking a squirrel in our living room,

and I didn't want to put it in a video or anything because I thought it was crazy. Yeah, that squirrel had kids. It was pregnant? After. That's it. Anyway,

I don't know. I think it's pretty simple. You know? Just don't be a psycho. Don't be a psycho. It's pretty easy. Context is key, man. It's like just what,

it depends on. like why you're saying it of course too. Like I think if for genuine comedy, it has to be much funnier than it is raised for me to be able to laugh at it. Right, right. Granted, look, sometimes. You raise them as funny sometimes as well.

Look, sometimes the the shock of a word where it just does not belong. The hyperbolic nature. I said this where I mean in a Ben's house. It's like, imagine you're walking down the street and a little kid bumps into you and you scream the editor at him.

That is crazy. If I heard that and I was like I would laugh my ass off on the street I'm like that is the funniest thing I've ever seen in person in my life Yeah that would be pretty great I was at Disney and some kid slipped and some guy kicked him in the face and I could not And a guy stumbled over him and I was crying because I didn't want to start laughing because the parents like them second The parent yanked the kid up like the kid did something wrong that's it's amazing Yeah no better scenario I don't really saw that dude I was like this kid I was this I was this I first some reason my mind was like Kingston look to the left a blessings inbound.

A blessing inbound is insane. And I was like, that is no better scenario. That couldn't have been, that couldn't have gotten any better. Top five moments of my existence, dog. Like, actually. That's insane. That is kind of top five. That's the top five moment, dude.

You weren't there. You didn't get it. I like say like you get married and like, ah, six. You're like, that's six. Solid six, man. Solid six, man. So I want to read this one specifically. I think we've talked about this, but like this story is crazy.

Or this, you know, this premise is insane. Goofy and Donald Duck's illegitimate offspring road. He says, hey, gay coded, gay for pay and closeted gay. I don't know. You're gay for pay because of the music I assume. Oh, yeah, I guess so, yeah, that makes sense. Gaycoded. Are I gay coded, I don't know which one to be?

Oh, you're closeted gay. I think you're closeted gay. You're gay coded? I guess. I mean. Does you're a twink, I guess? Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. All right. I guess that makes sense. Yeah. Anyway, he says, what's the, what's the most pain you've ever experienced? Mine was feeling my soul eggs in my body through my penis when a nurse pulled out a meter, a meter of catheter out of my urethra. Oh, you're awake for that shit, dude?

That's fucking crazy. That's what I'm saying. Like, dude, that's pretty, that's pretty hardcore, dude. You're a sounder then, huh? What was the question again? I'm sorry. It got thrown off by the catheter thing. Yeah, exactly.

Most pain. Most pain. But I think we've talked about before, but like that story, that, that, I'm a matter of The image of that is... It just made me shiver. I got to tell you... The dick ain't the same anymore after that, dude. I got to tell you, I've...

I have two competing most pain things. One was when I bruised the bone in my foot. Well, I thought I broke it, but it was just a bruise. A bruise bone is way different than bruising your muscle. That shit was insane. Most pain. But then, new contender just happened recently. When I had a prep for my colonoscopy,

I had to drink four liters of this thing that's so you can shit your guts out. I'm going to tell you, I did that on Sunday. My ass is still sore. How much did you shit? I don't know. But I tell you, at the end of it, I was in agony. There was just nothing at a bummer.

It was just the solution. And I got to tell you, I wonder what my ass looked like. Like, if I would have seen like a, like, it was probably completely red. It was probably gone. I probably wiped like any skit. Like, dude, I'm telling you it's Wednesday. that was days ago, my ass is still sore. So then they had to, you had to on the morning of the colonoscopy.

So the following day, you're supposed to do two enemas. That was, and I'm telling them, the things are small. Like the things, you literally put a tube up your eyes. You put these little small things and squirt water up your saline. The thing is, since my ass was so sore, it was agonizing. I was like, this is probably what prison feels like, dude. Because, like, you know, like, it was, I'm telling. you, because me and Jojo were joking like, oh, maybe this is going to awaken something sexual

in me. No, no, no. You're the straight as you've been. Dude, dude. Now, to be fair, I know getting fucking ass is not like that because you're not shitting violently for days. How do you know? Well, that's fair. You were another who you don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I got to tell you guys, if you've ever gotten a colonoscopy or if you've ever had one or anything, anyone listening. And if your experience wasn't like that, I fucking salute you that. I, Like, I'm so jealous. Use coupon code snark tank at your next colonoscopy. I think we have a honey dealer.

I was scared. I thought I was going to be awake because it said conscious sedation. And I was like, wait, conscious sedation. That means I'm going to be like, they're going to say, fuck you, dude. That's like a novocaine or something. I thought they were just going to numb my body. And I was going to be conscious. I was like, dude, I don't want to know the things that's going to happen.

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Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. Like, just above me. That must be wild. But I passed out, so I got lucky. Because it said conscious sedation.

I was like, wait, am I going to be awake for this? Imagine you blur in for a moment. He's the guy just fucking pulling the chance that. Like right before I go out, he's like, oh. See, here's the thing. I would do that if I was. I don't know that's terrible. I don't know that's so fuck that.

Now you have to. That's like a free, like, I was actually, I got to tell you, that was the only time I was fucking nervous because I thought I was going to be awake for it. I'm like, I know I'm not going to feel anything, but who the fuck wants to be awake for some? You'll give off the Mr. Hand sound. Thank you. You're going to feel some type of sensation. Like I had a, they numb my nose and they shoved a camera when they were looking at my sinuses. So they numb my nose so I can feel the camera, but it wasn't.

irritating. And so I was scared that I'm like, oh my God, I'm going to feel the camera in my ass, dude. But like, no, they, they know, I was completely sad. I was knocked out. Did they give you a video of them fucking traveling up in ano canal? No, but they did show me, uh, uh, uh, pictures on my colon. It was crazy. It was insane. I was like, this is what my inside of my fucking ass looks like. I never want to. See, that's the thing. It's like, you get to a certain age. And you get like, you have to do that. It's like, yeah. Why still be here? Like, you are not. If you have to be. If you have to.

If in order to stay alive, you have to shove a camera up your ass. You do. Maybe this is the normal human life span. Like, he's supposed to go? Maybe we've got to get the fuck out of here. What are we doing? You can live so comfortably if you just do that. I'm not.

I will say one thing. I will never do that. Look, the only part. At 35, they suggest you should probably start getting it done every now. They can suggest as many times as they want. I'm telling you guys, the only if maybe I did it wrong because maybe I should have. I just don't know, dude. Like, I don't, like, I mean, I'm talking about like the drinking the

the stuff. I just like it's not bad. It just was, it was just a little bit, no, because there was a little lemon flavor packet. It was just too much sodium of like the solution,

whatever the stuff was. It was hard to like swallow unless you diluted it. Like say, I wanted to put a little bit more water in it because it was hard to me want to drink something that was a little bit on the thicker side.

It wasn't like jelly, but it needed to be watered down. So, but here's the thing. I feel like maybe I just I just feel like maybe I just, did it wrong in some way because I feel like I had to drink four liters of that.

Four fucking leaders through it. So every 10 minutes. It's about every 10 minutes. Every 10 minutes. So here. This is what it is. Four leaders. Take a cup every 10 minutes. That's how it's supposed to work. So every 10 minutes, you drink another cup until it's gone. And the thing is, I couldn't take it anymore. Like wiping my, I couldn't take it anymore. It was one of those thing where I wanted

on the floor, be like, I want to just sat on the toilet, dude. They just sit on the toilet and you do it like, You're right, dude. I was going to sit here all day. It was almost like that, but it was the... But then your anus will fall out. See, well, I... You couldn't eat either. So, no, eat. That was fine.

Me not eating, I didn't mind that. Like, fasting isn't that big of a deal. I haven't fasted for years. I think that, yeah. Yeah. He just dies right now. You mentioned it. Yeah, you mentioned it.

And then you died. Wheels into existence. Oh, yeah. Dude, that's like when I forgot my glasses in fucking first grade. And the guy, like, mentioned. he's like, hey, you didn't wear your glasses today and I went fucking instantly blind. You were like, really? No, no.

What does that say? That just says that your mind is fucking with you then. Yeah, I mean, I think about that a lot. I try to rationalize it. Your mind is stupid, dude. Well, I think what it is is like my prescription is just lower. So it was easier for me to like, it wasn't as drastic of a thing.

Your brain's dumb, bro. I think you are black. You're right. Yeah, I'm just... Allegedly. Allegedly. Oh, yeah, technically I'm not black as I'm fucking Jamaica. Oh yeah, that's right. We forgot about that. That's that's the Kamala thing. It's like she's not actually black. Kamla's not black.

Which I mean, I mean, isn't that a good thing for them? I think. I know, right? I think way more electable, unfortunately. I think you are, if you don't exist in a black experience, are you not a black person? What is the black experience per se? The black experience per se.

The black space per se is a sort of uniform idea of experience that every black person kind of shares a least some of these things in common with each other. Whether it be from America, Africa, I have various things of those nature. And then there's, they're unique to places, obviously, but overall, most pan-Africans have that.

Is there such a thing, though? Is there such a thing as like a, like a uniform experience? I think only if like, only if in a place. To a very, to a very faint degree. And a place where it's say like they're not the, the dominant race or group or whatever.

I think that's it. Well, it's crazy because even places where the dominant race, they're still. experience it though. Well, in a different way. But it's a different way. But it's a different thing. Like it would be like the,

the slave traders in Africa who were also African, right? Like, and they were like, they weren't subjugating other people because they were black. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's true. They were doing it.

Well, they were doing it because they were, well, really, really sense it because they were losers. They got conquered. They got conquered. They got a conquering. And they just want money. They were just like,

money, money, money. Yeah. Like, oh, we're going to get goods if we sell the losers, the people that were already raping and pillaging? Why not? And obviously didn't know the cons would be like, oh, yeah.

They didn't really care probably. That's true. I think that's the biggest thing. But they probably didn't have the forewarning of what. How could you? How could you know? Well, the thing too is like, dude, like, it's crazy how. How do you know?

How do you know? I don't know. I don't really know. Honestly, I do not know. I was selling me my other black, my other fellow black man, you know, because we raped his wife already. And, you know, I was going to sell him to get more coconuts. Because obviously, we love coconut. There's not.

Coconut. It's not here. Crazy. He wanted coconuts. So we sell them obviously because one slave is four coconuts, right? He gave me five coconuts. That's a very good deal. I was missing one corn and I was like, I should sell my brother.

I want that one. But then years later, I found out about the thing called the triangle slave trade. I did not know I was contributing. Yes. But I still very glad that I got my coconut. I run into a man his name beast mister. Beast mister is actually an African proverb. They tell you.

They tell African children as they behave. You don't watch out because Beast Mr. is going to come here. If you do not do your homework, Beast Mr. will come here and rape and kill everyone in the town. You'll do your homework. Beast mister will kill and rape. And rape you.

But, everyone in this fucking town. Me, your mother. Me too. They will kill you. They will kill your mother and your father. They will kill your mother and father. Everyone you see.

As long as your eyes can go, as long as you see into space, they'll kill aliens too. Miss Mr. has no qualm. They will put our corpses in a YouTube video. Papa, what is YouTube? Don't worry about it. Centuries from now,

YouTube will be a thing and you'll see. You'll see. You'll see. You know, it's such a stupid joke. Yeah. But those. Beast, me start. AI things of where it was where it would be like oh he predicted this thing in this song like

like Eminem predicted like President Trump's assassination or whatever oh right right right right and it'll just be like the normal song and then it'll just be like this really forced just jam it in yeah it'd be like Evan and every like in 2024 you know it's just like I just saw it recently with I show speed in the Burger King commercial where he got dot his old house got docks. Oh yeah, Wopper, Wopper, you live here. Long, you live here, you went to elementary school here and this is your IP address and all that.

He was like, what the fuck? He's like, that's my old place, but goddamn. Burk King just docks me. That's pretty funny. The idea of AI, AI is really funny right now, man. Right now it's really funny. There are applications of it that I think are funny and will continue to be. Sure.

But it's the things are going to get silly. Oh, yeah, when it gets to, when it gets too. When it gets too perfect, I'm very worried about. But that means you can start doing fuck shit too. We were like, oh, it's an AI. It is an AI. The watermarks got to be like crazy. I didn't blow up all of fucking Tibet.

Let's get to this one last one and then we'll wrap it up. 9-11 AI. Holy shit. Dude. I've been watching so many 9-11 videos lately and it's really just not. I saw. Oh, my God. I saw fucking.

Huh? Did you send it to me? No, no, no. I saw a video. I got to find it again. I went to go find it again and it was gone. Yeah. But it was, you know, those AI, the thing we were watching with 21st Century Fox.

Yes. And I think it was like Hulk Hogan and 9-11. And so it was just like, it was just like crumbling steel. You got to save that immediately. You got to save that immediately. And they were singing like fucking like imagine or something. Like it was like some. Oh, Google doll.

What the, Iris? Iris. I really shit I don't want the world That is insane It was insane thing I've seen it

You gotta save those Chris I know I just You have to save those It's there's a TikTok dedicated to that I'm gonna scroll that page No there's not on that one That one is innocent

That's one I follow Oh that one is innocent It's just like Bumbar Watterson Finn from a mentor time Oh okay yeah I'm already bored Beyonce

I'm already bored but it's like there's the other one I want to The fucking the dark urge one. Okay. All right. There's a dark urge one. There's a dark old version of it. We gotta find the dark urge a.

I hate that. I hate that that's the name of bad things now. Like all the dark urge. That is totally the new thing. Let's find the dark urge version of telecombe. Just like, what the fuck? Last one. Yeah.

Hello. Oh, well, Serotonin Crunch, and he says, hello electric buga and Lou. Nice. I remember Chris mentioned an episode or two ago. Something about not. drawing or painting recently. So how about this?

For $5 billion, would you jerk off sketch? Yes. And then, uh, draw your best sketch from memory of sketches cock blowing those hot sketch scummies. Yeah,

that'd be terrible, but I'd do it. For $5 billion? Yeah. Of course. $5 billion. That's like not a, it's not even,

it'll come in my face. I will attack him now. You don't come in my face. Yeah, yeah. It'll go on the ground. Yeah, but you won't get all the money. That's fine. Can I get half?

Um, if you would, no, you can't, no, you can't, you can't, can't assault sketch. That's the one caveat. You can't, you're not going to get your money if you assault him. I just thought of something really crazy. Like after it's all done, they come in a room and they find you in a corner where like sketching your mouth like a fucking lion holds a baby. They turn a lion. Holy shit. You're just holding a giant.

You're holding a human, a whole human with your mouth, with your teeth. Like some sort of beast. You're not even struggling. You're just... Like, what the fuck happened here? Did you fucking see... Did you fucking see that guy who got into that fight in like a Walmart and tried to pick up? Hello, hello.

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Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton?

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I have to show you this. I recently saw a video where some guy got pantsed at Walmart by one of his friends. But he pantsed him and he lifted too hard and he actually lifted him up off the ground and dropped him and he knocked him like, I just, his head to the ground first. So his ass was out like unconscious. Well, no, his, no, his, no, he, like, he lifted him by his pants.

And he was, like, holding him up. Oh, he gave him a wedgy. Yeah, a wedgie. Oh. And then he let go of him, boy, the way he let go of him. He squirmed his head on the floor. I was like, damn, dude. Damn, he did that to your boy. Wait, wait, wait, what? What? Wait.

Shut up. how do you get dude that's when he start putting things in his ass you gotta you gotta you gotta you gotta put his pants out real slowly yeah yeah yeah yeah I was like if you look up shopping card on Twitter

you'll find it how do you get like that for real dude I saw that I fucking cackled and went to bed I couldn't believe it I'm sorry friend but I'm gonna put everything up here oh yeah I'm putting I'm putting dude first we're going to the

sex section getting the KY jelly out. We'll make it easy on the guy. Not a lick of it. There's another video of a pedophile

being taped to a tree. I've been seeing, I don't know what's real. I tweeted about that. It was like, I don't know what's real and what's fake at this point though. Yeah,

I can't tell. Because that was too funny. And the thing is too it's like somebody was like, who did you like this? And he goes, nobody. Nobody.

He somehow did it. I tweeted about that. I was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, you too fed up to be like,

put this bowling ball ass off and called the cops on you. And then he somehow doesn't it and they beat the fuck out of him. Anyway. And then duct tape him to a fucking pole upside down. It is like, it's getting too much where I'm just like, okay,

I don't know what's real and what's funny. I just don't know anymore. I saw this one dude is getting slapped repeatedly. And I was like, who, how do you take, even in a bit, how do you take getting slapped over and over?

I'm like, I just, that's not a bit, I think. I think they just caught a pedal for you. I guess he probably, I guess his soul left the earth when he got caught because you was just getting slapped repeatedly and I'm like you're in your in your in your

you're in the bad ending you're in a bad end you're in a bad you're in a bad you're in so you're in you're in fight or you're in fight and you can't yeah you're just you're not you're not a flighting no you're mentally flighting you're gone you're dissociating for sure I saw what a pedophile beat up the guy that's hilarious that's like they're like they're like they're like that's why I would never do that I was like I would hate that to be a story that's a possible I never want to be beat up by a pedophile or killed by a pedophile you so in bad You get beat and it curbs off the death by a head of, uh, fucking, he tickles your anus, you, yeah,

tickles your anus and leaves you. Then he starts putting your shoes up your asshole after he fucking beat you in that. He's fucking shunning a pair of fucking timbs of somebody. Yeah, he's fucking, even though loosest asshole should not deal with a pair of thames. This guy's like size 24 is too. He's just fucking, like, he's like shack shoes. The best you can hope for is like vans slip-ons.

Yeah, slip on. Yeah. It's the best you can hope for it. Other than that, You're fucking... No, you're done. You're dead. Your insides are going to look like fucking...

They're going to look like a very cramped apartment, you know? They're like mine right now. They're like mine right now because that shit's... My shit's cooked, dude. Is this your asshole or a payless? There's that many shoes that someone genuinely was confused. They look over at you in the business. Like, is that a payless or a guy with a bunch of shoes stuffed up his ass?

There's more shoes in that guy's ass than they're on the Holocaust Museum. Oh. Ooh. All right, let's read the date. I'll take the first page, I guess. Let's just, let's just make a bullshit. He's not a Kirby and the TV. He doesn't where he steals shoes from the holiday.

Yeah, he does. And I'm like, insane. That is such an insane thing to do. Of course, Larry, look at old Larry D. Because it was raining and he couldn't wear his normal shoes. Such a fucking psychotic. That, yeah, that's such a disrespectful thing you do. We are going to read it $25 and up patrons today.

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on my fleshy, on my fleshy shaved nicked penis and balls. We got Bino, we got, I met Roger Clark. And we're going to come back tea. We got, uh... Just lower it.

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you assume it was a man. and you got that you were like, there's no salami? Yeah, there's a lot. We got bench of curamones when his finger goes through the toilet paper,

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watering glass of pits. Jesus Christ. Cardboard pie. We got spumba fighters, DPS, outlives, Dr. Disrespect, Boogie and Biden's presidency. Pretty crazy. Oh, yeah, Boogie Biden. Boogie Biden. Oh, my God.

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and the butter life factory okay who's that guy that was eating Martin dukeans that we said I don't remember he was just so fella that eats mountain dukees was it Mr. Bees? Was it I can't remember Beast Mr. Yeah, he eats Mountain Dukans. He opens him first, though, for some reason. Yeah, he cracks it.

Oh, right, because he used to drink. He used to drink. Oh, no, no, it was JD Vance. Oh, it was. It was J-Gy Vance. See, we already forgot. Beast Minter's been too likable. We got to do some Beast Mr. Art.

We need some of that. Gady Vance. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. and I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to them. Pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side. For example. If anybody has more than 10% of what they had for customer service 10 years ago,

they're already five years behind it. If anybody is not using any, to make their developers who write software 30% more productive today, with the goal of being 70% more productive. Yeah. So we are not asking our clients to be the first experiment on it. We say, you can leverage what we did. We're happy to bring out all our learnings, including what needs to change in the process,

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estrogen to old men damn coming in a book and slamming it shut for fun help me

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feces yeah no way I'm laughing out with a couple of no way I'm hanging out with a couple of gooners insisting that brow is a stand-up guy and my gay black ass just the hard R I fell asleep to inward compilation I fall asleep to inward compilation same

I show speed join the IRA yeah that probably is a fucking actual title in one of his stupid videos that second clip of Meek Mill telling the rock to get up has me laughing for a fucking month Now look it up.

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Yeah, you should. Craig, yeah, that's facts, facts, big facts. Craig, the Canadian, to quote Colin, I'm sad and gay. Is that what he sounds? I'm sad and gay. How does Colin sound like, I'm sad and gay?

How does it sounds like this? What the fuck is that? Is that Colin? Isn't that Colin? No. I'm sorry. I don't know how to impersonate him. He's like this.

I don't know how to impersonate him. I think he's more like this. Collin says, Oh, he's, oh, is oh. And for summary of Chris has never said anything about that.

He's like, yeah, I agree. I agree. Mega Man is very good. Oh, dude. I don't want you. We do five-hour podcast.

Like that the whole time. And you just stop. The idea of him says, I'm just saying, for five hours. And you've just been there for years. He has several podcasts, too. That's an insane.

And Chris just sits there fine. Chris and Dustin are unfazed. Completely. Micah's like, yeah, my husband sounds normal. What do you guys talk? about.

Is it first thing I'm the news? You're like, what's happening? Colin, we love you, dude. Most popular PlayStation podcast by far. By like acres. I love that.

Oh yeah, we got to get him on. We got to get him on. 100%. Yo, what the hell? And then when we get him on, he has to talk like that. That's so terrible. We have to. Like, he comes in, and then he just completely, like...

Yeah. It sounds like fucking courage in mid-pright. Yeah, yeah, he just literally turns out of courage. I love it. Oh, is that calling? I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Is that a bread? It's like a bread slug.

It's a loaf slug. I don't even... Where was I? Oh, Colin, okay. It's your boy, Shawnee D. Why do they call it of... God damn it. Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold? Food of out hot eat the food. God damn. I hate saying that. That is the dumbest thing on the internet. Damn, that's, there's like a lot of, that's like a black man slug bread thing. I don't know what's going on with this thing.

It looks like Tim Daley Lex Luthor slug. I don't know why I do that. Hey, hey, buddy. It looks like Homer Simpson, but a Slug bread. Kind of slug bread Homer. This is slug bread. Hey, man. I'm, Homer Slugs Breadston.

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God damn it. Hook up my car battery to a dead hookers clip. Bling and nose ring. Call her Frankenstein's horse seller on eBay for A and it cuts off. 3XO learning Biden dropped out due to a Twitch push notification. Yeah, there's a lot of people that learned in weird ways.

Okay, where was I? Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research,

what we always do is answer what is the future of computing. Whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together? It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff?

Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right?

Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Kondo? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum.

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I don't know what I tweeted, but somebody learned because I tweeted something stupid. I don't fucking remember. Whatever. George Lucas using the force to turn Trump's head at the last second because he wasn't in a convertible, so it didn't. Damn, cut.

Cuts off. No more Rolling SpongeBob up and using him as a flashlight And dumping what's left of him in the chum bucket Sleber stroking smoking joking and motocon going like this Drip amaze the lord of homeless drip There was a dentist practicing medicine

In Circleville Ohio nearly 40 years named Dr. Gay Hitler Look at him No way A guy named Dr. Gay Hitler That's not fucking real That is What?

That person is God. That's me. What a crazy named. What, Dr. Gay Hitler, that's amazing. That's a troll. That's someone, trolling before trolling was a thing. Seal.

Well, I guess trolling's always been a thing. So, can you see Dr. Gay Hiller? He's a dentist. Yeah, he's a dentist in Circleville, Ohio. Dr. Gay Ludwig Hitler. 1882 to 1948. Wow.

1948 so he was alive to see the third rike and like died shortly like a few years he a few years after the last like several years of his life must have sucked yeah yeah yeah yeah that's that there's no more people named gay or hitler pretty much yeah or disney yeah or dis that the disney one's interesting that's weirdest to me was an or whatever last name but it should be let's do it i don't say i can't i can't do that we should just do that we should just do it. I'm taking a little his last name so I don't know, man. Are you really? Absolutely not.

Oh, yeah, I was like, I was like, dude, that doesn't sound like you. Okay. Yeah. What would be? That doesn't sound like, whoa. I would take my wife's last name if it was bad. If it was really fucking cool. It was a cool. My name's a slur. So like, I'm not taking a woman's last name. Is your last name a slur? Yeah, Maldonado. I literally, it's like, it's like, uh, what is like, bad omen or like ill favor. I literally slur. I don't mean bad person. See you guys are just like cursed family. Yeah. Well, I mean, that's what the Spanish did. They were just named people.

We were annoying. I feel like Hispanic people are really super superstitious, so you would change your name. We didn't care. We're cursed. We're annoying. Okay. All right. We are. We are. We are. We saw. I could see why if somebody enslaved me,

they would choose that name. Oh, Maldon. All right. Ew. Okay, hold on. Seal, K-F-A-R. What did you know the men? But did you know the, oh, kissed for, I don't know. Oh, I see, I see. Oh, oh, you put the thing.

See a kiss from her. Okay. Thank you. Baby. I saw, but did you know the men I blow make my ass become white and the gerbil inside can be seen? Gay bear. I compare it to you. I don't, I don't know.

I tell you from the piss from a German man's dick. Ooh. Did you gay? And then when you're gay, my gay become gay. Those nostrils. The gay that you gay can be gay. Uh, O.B. Won't You Blow Me?

Kremlin to Gremlin, that rotten old Jimmy Dick. Uh, uh, Jimmy. Oh, Jimmy is Mr. Beast's real name. So are they talking about Jimmy? Jimmy. Jimmy. Jimmy. Jimmy.

Jimmy. He's like, bizarro, Mr. B. Basically. Me, Jimmy. Jimmy. Jimmy. No, are. People bother Jimmy.

Jimmy! Beast, Mr. Smash. There you go. Poor guy. Sweet says I love the gays. Swin, please make a D&D series or something. Yeah, should do something like that probably.

There's only one queer left. Dyr Dick Fagman. Jesus Christ. Daredick Fagman. or Dercock cum dick. I think the first one makes more sense. No, don't suck my balls, Micah. I need come, Arthur.

No, Dutch might walk in on us. Oh, wait, oh, so it's supposed to be two different people, I think? I need, oh, so it's like, no, don't suck my balls, Michael. He's like, I need come, Arthur. No, Doug might walk in. Dutch might walk in on us. I'm fucking sorry. I butcher that.

Doug walks in. Doug, yeah, Doug funny. No, Doug. Funny, no. All right, wage slave, 583. Where's Patty mayonnaise? Don't do it. Don't do it.

She's a little girl. I don't give a fuck. Yeah. Do I look like I care about the age of consent, Arthur? Do I look like? It sounds like there's an ocean in his mouth, dude. Pippini Bros. Games present Seinfeld. Papan Shell.

Pippini Bros. Games. present Seinfeld versus It's Always Sunny 2. New, numinium, Jesus Christ, numinium of the Nightman. Oh, like new millennium. Okay, yeah, got you. Donkerson, Fence Shitter,

listen to Hit My Spot by Your Pretty Hand, by Your Pretty. Hands down, one of the best original gay songs I've ever heard. All right, this is the last page. I'll just run it out while you're doodling. All right, I'll go. Okay.

Doodles, doodles and kudos. Guys doodle. Oh, fuck. Yeah, finish it. Oh, you hit something? I think it should be fine. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

All right, last page. Finish it. Finish it. Finish it. You got to pay the troll sold to get in the boys' hole. Gade 6, solid snake, tweeting about how the woke mob

took over the military because he can't say slurs anymore. P.P. Dudes naming birds be like Bobby nippled vagina slapper. They do name them strange. Yeah. Big boobied bird or whatever.

booby tit mongler. Maybe Blair White blocked you from being offended by no snark tank invite. I bet Colin's going to block you three next. It's really after the, the, uh, our little segment right now. Diffanging a snake and using it as a pocket pussy. I really hate how much your fucking Scooby, Scooby-Dubius made me laugh. God damn it. Me be fishy.

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towards the inevitable center. The first church of key David featuring Eric some white guy boat captain. So stupid. Circuit Chief David featuring being better in the first church key David. Pree Ross, somebody once squirted on my mother's ashes. Blake 896.

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Don't look like they're ever going to game. Jesus Christ, why is Chris is next so vainy when he does that Trump impersonation? Oh yeah, you do get really a doing it. Yeah, I don't know. I'm a vascular. I'm thin. Here's the thing, I'm thin so my veins show. Yeah.

It's unfortunate. I look really sickly or angry. Fuck me, daddy. I wish. I am too tired. Jesus Christ Okay Alaska

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