The Snark Tank - #250: Boogie2988 is SAUTÉED

Episode Date: August 2, 2024

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What? What's his dad? Who's his dad? Um, um, uh, yeah. Do you say Sutherland? I said something Sutherland. I didn't say Sutherland. I thought he said Suther Sutherland, which I'm like, I guess.

That's him. The Sutherland. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. We are Chris Reagan, Tom Sweeney, some blackman. Some black guy. Derek Pylek. Goes by many names. Go to Patreon.com slash to Snark Tank if you want early access,

add free, all that stuff. If you don't do that, remember. What? I didn't bring a Bev. Oh, you didn't bring your fucking mold spores? I drank it already today. Oh, wow. We are recording later.

I had to do a consolation today. Yeah. But it was about the, you guys debated between who was gayer, right? Yeah, yeah. We're trying to figure out who was gay or Ron DeSantis or Richard Simmons. That's a easy. And it was a really, it was kind of close. Like the one of you guys talked about you,

you guys went to like confident, like, I was Richard, wait a minute. You're taking the hard mode is advocating that Rhonda Santis is gayer, but you were really convincing. Yeah, I like, I think I won, I think. I think the shoes really did. it. Look at his shoes. Those shoes are fucking, I don't understand. Can someone please give me some sort of, of like, there's a logical reason he would wear these and not be clown.

Like what, like, can you give me anything? No. It really is crazy. Like, he had to have those custom made by like Edna Mode or something. Like, where do you even, where do you buy shoes like that? It's high fashion or he wouldn't get it. Like, to me, those are. My friend had a thrift store for a minute, you know, but it was too expensive, so he shut it down the rent.

Right. But he had stuff like that in there. Berry things, high fashion things. I, there were, there was these golden, uh, Jordans that I wanted so badly. But I was like, I couldn't justify it. I was like, dude, I can't. How much does it cost? I forgot.

They were, they were, they were, since it was a discount thing, it was probably like a few hundred dollars. But whatever, they probably would have been way. You know. Never, never. It just wasn't, it wasn't worth it. And I wasn't making that much money at the time. I have limited edition shoes that I still didn't pay $100 over like, I paid like the most I paid for any of my shoes. I have the, um, let me hear this.

I have the Miles Morales, the new ones, the blue, the purple and black ones for the proller. Gay. Purple and green. Yeah, that is pretty gay, but how much. Well, those are, they're fire ass sneakers. I don't wear them. I didn't say, I didn't say.

I didn't say, I didn't say. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean by that? No, I didn't know, I didn't know. I didn't know. What are you implying, sir? No, no, you guys are hopping.

You guys are hopper. I didn't even finish it. I didn't finish that. I said, then why did you say gay? I said, I said, no, they're fire. I didn't say gay was bad yet. You said, no. I was gonna.

I was gonna, but you guys meet me to the punch. So what were you guys trying to say first? I which wear your gay ass shoes. They were like 175. I bought them, I bought them, like proper, like actual price. And then like, they're going to retail for more probably. It's hard for me to dress if I paying that much money for something that I'm just going to wipe across the ground constantly.

You know what I mean? I got to feel the way about cars, to be honest, the same way. Or it's like, this is going to be exposed to the elements constantly. Why the fuck am I going to pay good money for? Having a sports car and civil and your life is stupid. Oh, yeah. That's what, yeah, you don't buy, just buy economy cars. Let me come on, guys.

Don't be stupid. Buy a card that you're going to use. And then if you're going to actually go, if you're going to Germany to the auto bond and shit, yeah, get yourself a fast fucking car, obviously. But if you live in like America and you drive your car to work, shit they get groceries get a regular fucking car yeah I guess luxury goes like a fucking Tesla like that's

the most luxury and even that's like too expensive I'd validate. Tess are so bad man Yeah they were fine they were good cars once in a one of the time no some there are some models that have that don't fail and that's a bad that is a bad bar Yeah no that it's that oh this is this is this

These ones are okay they were fine They were fine and then Elon got too popular And he started to shit in them out left and right Instead of taking time to make them and they just fell in quality. Yeah. Because the 2013, the 2014 one were good cars. They were great cars.

They were really... I remember people talking positively about them. But then, like, the build quality just, like, fell off a cliff at some point. Yeah. I don't know what happened. Because he'd be like, oh, we're going to make this many. And then they wouldn't make that many. And they would come out with ones that are, like, half done.

Yeah. I just can't stand all the shit that he's been a part of. It's just all cut corners. I mean, you saw what happened with Twitter. It's the same. He does that to everything. Where he's like... Rich people have that been.

of the they have they don't need a penny pinch and they still do you know that's so they say the thing that's why I became rich I'm like no what the fuck it isn't you didn't get rich by penny pinching that's not how it was because you fucking made this car at a styrofoam what the hell and we and you took taxes from us he subsidized Tesla and SpaceX and then it'll be like fucking oh I fucking you you just they always say that all the rich people act like saving their money and doing this minimalist shit is how they made their money and I'm like it's the biggest fucking bullshit. I saved and I earned up money

and my dad gave me $3 million. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly that. It's that. You'll get you my turn. So now, when I'm making my cars, I think like, just use scotch tape. What do you mean?

Why are we using, why are we welding things? It's just as reliable. Tape's been around for so long. The idea of opening a trunk of your car and seeing things are taped together and screwed and bolted? I could see the pitch too. I was like, you think tape would have lasted

this long? You think tape would be in every convenience store, every single department store if it wasn't reliable? Come on. Do you have any idea how good duct tape is? Duck tape is phenomenal. So put them in the... I'm sure in every cyber truck.

It's so super good. I have, oh my God. My fucking, my swaggeros been watching a bunch of fucking... The fuck, did you just say Swaygro? Yeah. Why'd you say it English? It's father-in-law, right? In English?

Well, I mean, you said it like... You said a Spanish word without a Spanish accent. accent. Because I'm... Sweggro. I'm sorry. Well, it's like casadilla. Casual.

Baraito. Barito. Barito. You would kill that person. Doesn't that mean donkey, right? Doesn't burrito mean donkey? It does. A burrito.

No, burrito and is, I literally, this is so crazy. I literally just learned this last night. Yeah, I mean, I go see my homie. He's having some family problems. And we were talking about, because I was thought, um, it's, it's, it's, it's, I just realized he said that. I was like, I was just literally, they're good. And I was like, why do you say good to that?

They're pretty bad problems. It's pretty bad. Let's just say it's cancer involved. But everybody's in good spirits, but I just learned that. Is it boogie? Yeah. Wait, I'm sorry. I went to visit Boogie.

The idea of Derek being close friends of boogie is why. This whole time. I didn't tell you guys. We're shitting on this man. And Derek is saying, I'm like, that's my fucking boy. And I'm like, I didn't tell. Yeah. And I'm just, I didn't say any.

You imagine how insane that? would be. I didn't say there's a podcast that like that would be such vital information to share. And I'm like, yeah. Like you knew if he had cancer now you knew every, all of us. I knew all of anything. The whole time I knew he was, he's dumped the gun. He called me with Derek. You know, I got really scared and I just, you know, I just jumped the gun and said I had cancer, but it just turns out. Derek, I'm going to kill myself. That's actually how it really would have went. Jerry, we were going to myself. I promise this time for real. That's literally how it actually would have went. That's not funny. It's not funny, but like he hasn't done it yet. That's the whole. That's the whole. That's the whole. That's the whole. That's the whole. That's the whole. The whole reason why it's not fun.

That's why it's not funny. I don't know, man. Even if he does it at this point, it's just like, dude, like, what took you so long? They'll be finally. That's so fucking sad. But God damn, but do you know? Like, I don't know, man. Like, he's just run out of sympathy at this point.

It's like, it'll be sad when he dies for the people who love him. But like, I mean, I can't feel bad for the guy. Like, it's just gone. It's over. For me, it's not. I'm sad because it got to the point it's at. That's right. I feel bad.

Yeah. I just feel bad. Like, that's a person still, you know? You know he did now. You can't feel bad for him now. I feel bad for the situation, not the person. Why do you feel bad for the situation? Because this guy is just down on his luck.

But he's not. And it's his doing. And it's, that's why I wouldn't call down his look. I think down his luck is people like say, I think getting actual real cancer. That's like, oh, that's horrible luck. Because, you know, that's kind of a genetic gamble.

He just willed himself to have cancer. like, I have cancer. Woo, everybody gets exposed. And then Keem Starr's like, I mean, I'm sure he will get it eventually. We know.

Because of all of his ailments, he's going to have some sort of cancer. He has like, he has some, he has like, fallopian tube cancer or something. You don't got that. That's,

he's so sicky. Some of the doctors are just like, you have fallopian tube cancer not on your fallopian tube cancer. It's just like, you don't have filopium. They're just floating around in your body.

I don't have. What did you do this? I think, you know, I ate one of the hookers. I'm sorry. Her falopean tubes must be still stuck in my digestive track. I don't know. I took all 18,000 hookers that I paid for into chemotherapy with me. And they just didn't find me hot when all my hair was falling up.

Did you say 18,000? Isn't that what he spent? I thought you spent, sorry. I thought he said 18,000 hookers. You're not 18,000 hookers. Oh, that's it. For 500, he spent $500,000 on 18,000. What are you going with them for that?

Where do you go to get those prices? Do you think there are even that many hookers? Like, like legitimate hookers? That's a good question. Probably not, right? That's a good question. Well, in America, there's so many people that has to be. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush.

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What was it was a hooker and a swinger? A swinger, a squirt, sorry. The escort is, I think it's a high-end, right? I think there is high class and there's a system. My friend used to be like a bouncer for escorts. And so there was like a system, meaning that they have like protection and they're usually like, hey. And I think the hookers are just the ones that you go on the streets. Like, you just see them on the street.

Yeah, they're like buskers. Buskers? Yeah What is the busker again? Bussar like the people on the street with the guitar Oh, okay, got you like They're like sex buskers They're like get back

Get back The Kirby fucking inhale sound As they suck your dick off your body I don't know man I just I don't How would you feel if you had If you got a blow job right But it was like one suck

And then like when her head came back Your dick was noticeably thinner like she took some of the mass out my cock oh man it's probably a good suck though it's probably a one good hell of a suck it feels really good but it literally it's not it's just like one like

I would panic yeah I panic that's that's panic if she does it again it gets a really no no you don't let her do it again when you read she goes real fast if she goes it's just enough time for you to notice that happened oh no

because then she'll probably She's fast. She'll get in a few more before you push her away. And then you have a fucking pencil dick. I have a pencil dick. Fucking like a... Look like a blunt. Like a blunt.

Like a fucking a j. I don't want to be like a little joint. When you push her back, you notice she's significantly taller than she was. Oh. She's absorbing you? Wait a minute. This must mean, okay, so this means there means a lot of things.

So if she's experienced, this means she was this small when she started. Or, or that was the first. first time that ever happened. She just discovered this power. She just realized. It's one or the other. I like to believe the former. She was fucking tiny.

She was like, like, Stuart Little could have bullied her. Like, like, authenticly. Stuart Little. Yeah. The idea of like, your wife's for some reason gets shrunk.

Yeah. He's like, honey, I would still like to have a sexual relationship. And you're like, I don't think I can fuck a toy. No. What do you, I can't fucking action figure. You can't. No, of course not. There's nothing to do at that point.

You can't just like beat your dick on her. Like what do you? That's crazy. Rubbing on her entire body. It's so painful though. It's like getting his. You're just throwing up and shit. It's like getting hit with a heavy version of a pool noodle.

Dude, those things are crazy, man. Nobody, everyone only uses them for violence. Dude, I would get as far away. I couldn't. I would swing it out. People so would pop when they hit them. I was such a shit. That was really fun to do though, to be honest with you. You get back distance but by the time it gets there, it's going to really

make it. It wouldn't hurt you, but it would just make a lot of noise. Whoever made them, they're evil. They did that on purpose. Imagine creating that though and that's like your contribution to society. It's like a ubiquitously understood thing. Everybody knows what a pool noodle is. Yeah. You know how much money you probably made though, that person? I wouldn't be surprised if not a lot, to be honest with you. Like, yeah, like, North like stole the fucking

patent or whatever, gave him like 300 pennies or something. There's like the McDonald's guys. 300 pennies. Like actual that cup of pennies poured it on his desk. Get the fuck out of here. Before we kill you. Before we kill you. You got to clean up all these pennies in five seconds and get the fuck out of here.

Get the fuck out of you. They have Nerf guns. He just talks them all over the fucking room. They got Nerf guns though. They got Nerf guns with fucking car engines in it. So when that shit hits you, it's going to hurt like a motherfucker. How big are those guns? It looks like the fucking, what's called?

Not the hammer burst. The lantern? The lantern. It sounds like that. It's firm. And it says, Nerf. It's all orange and blue. It's all orange and blue and dark yellow.

Five seconds. Four. Three. Three. They start counting as their point. And it's a fucking contraption. The pennies are fucking falling through dings and days. It's like they think of the mall where you like wait for the coin to go around the

Oh my God. So stupid. He doesn't even get his money. Dude, I really, actually, I almost bought like a replica Lancer like in 2017, like when we were all living together. That would have been a cool buy. I thought of it. I was like... How much did it cost?

It really wasn't that. It was just enough where I was like, is this too much to spend on something so stupid? How much? I was probably like 300. 300 is that range? But it was like, I was like, is that too much for a gun? For like a fake gun? Ah! I'm doing well, but like, ah.

That range Like right now for me That's my range for like Cool the stupid ratio Was like I will say today I get it I regret that I didn't get it Right

Because it's just like Oh in retrospect Look at how we're out here Look at how you big that's become to our job You know I just I just love it Like it's such a It's such a cool design

It's so aggressive I mean you'll still get one eventually I have yeah maybe I have like a actually I do want I want a Lancer I want Magneto's helmet a good one

because they sell shitty ones Yeah I had a guy that was supposed to make one for me It was a whole mess It didn't happen I want one that's on my head And they get squeezed in a little bit

It just So it's hard to take it I want to take it off eventually I want a magneto helmet That is so small But I force it on my head anyway And I'll cut my cheeks up Your cheeks are taking down

It's like dog ears I am Magnus You're bleeding out looking like a fucking deranged Snoopy with a fucking Magneto helmet on fucking Eric Langcher over here fucking insane

That is so stupid You try to shoot you You try to do this and you die Your brain is swollen Your brain is so swollen It's insane but you're still out there You can do your heartbeat in your elbows dude

Crazy. Oh my God. So yeah. So yeah, Buggy. Tattoo. Oh yeah, he tattooed.

He got Lyre tattooed on his face. He got the N-Were tattooed on his face, actually. That's what I wanted. Can you? That's what I wanted. That'd be fire. Because I feel the liar is actually,

because I don't even, like, I've seen, you know, the amount of, who was it blue? Some fucking one of those rappers got. Blueface?

I don't know if it was blue face. I was going to say blue face, but actually I was like, I don't think that was him, but somebody got, um, it was like Susan B. Anthony or something. It was like, because it was like a money thing or something.

Yeah. And I was like, I don't know what's happening. So when I see Liar, I'm like, okay, that's child's play. And also he got it where he can just grow out his beard. So I'm like, what a fucking retard. But at the same time, I was also like, this is such a nothing thing at the same time. Yeah. I like that it says rail if he's looking in a mirror.

I think that's fine. Rail, yeah. But I think it's so weird. Like for me, tattoos are so like, it's a strange thing for me because like I understand tattoos the nature of art like Derek I forget you have tattoos all the time. I see them all the time but I forget you have tattoos. I imagine it's like that with people who have tattoos as well like I don't until somebody acknowledges them like oh yeah I kind of or I see a picture of myself. Because you're so you're super tatid and I'm just like I forget you have tattoos right because you have a few on your chest right?

You have like no no I've nothing on my chest. No, no no. I know I've seen your arms and I've seen your legs. You have a bunch and I'm like I look at you and I'm like oh my God you have fucking tell you have so much. many tattoos. I'd have to get like buff before I got like chest tattoos or something. I just I don't know. tattoos are so weird for me because I really really, really wanted one. Yeah. And then I hit like 25 and I'm like I don't really want one. You're too late. Yeah. I mean, you can still get some, but I mean, I know people that have gotten some around the age too, but it's really like said,

if your heart's not in it. I'm 30 now, dude. Like I don't know. It's not to me it has nothing do with age. It's just more like is your heart into it or not. That's the thing. That's the thing. It's like if he's 30 now and he hasn't had one. It's like, yeah, you just don't want one. You don't one bad enough. I wanted to get one for a while. I'm glad I didn't get the one I wanted to get. I wanted to get a fucking Triforce. So glad I didn't get that shit. I don't mind that. I used to always have one of those like say my computer desk or at work or whatever.

They always have like a certain like, oh, let me have the Triforce. It's stupid bullshit. It was just one of those things that I like to have. It was almost like a ritual. But then I kind of got out of it too. I was like, you know, this kind of gay. I'm going to get one eventually, but I don't know what it's going to be. Yeah. I mean, if you do, you do. It's probably going to be a J. Z lyric and it's going to be like dumb N-N word. fucking stupid.

It's a lyric. What do you mean? It's like, why did you get that? It's a lyric. There's a couple of rules that, like, I feel like,

okay, there's no rules for tattoos, obviously. However, there's some etiquette and guides. Not etiquette. Don't start, don't start,

like, God damn it, whatever. You do you, do you, and as long as you're happy, I'm happy for you. I'm still going to make fun of you.

I'm not going to be happy about it. I'm going to get it and just be fucking mad about it. You'd be so mad. As you're getting it, you could, stopped a long time ago and you just, nah, keep going, man. God damn it, this is fucking stupid. Keep going. Keep going. Now, how do you feel

about like, because I've had this conversation with people and people insist that I'm trying to sound cool when I say it, but I swear to God, I just feel this way. The pain that you get with a tattoo, the pain, it's, it doesn't really hurt, right? Like, in the way that, like, people assume it would. Depends on where you get it, obviously. I will say, the only, the only true pain I would say is from a long session. the in the moment to me it's like i say if you've been scratched by a cat it's like you know kind of know

what a tattoo feels like because i feel like getting scratched by a cat it surprises you more than anything like ow but really if you knew was coming you'd be like oh it stinks a little bit yeah and it's not that bad to me it's like it's such a consistent pain that it becomes like not it just it's just kind of feel it fades into the background where it's like oh this doesn't i don't i don't This, like the wrist one hurt more than anything if I were to say that. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay. There's a different kind of care that comes with letting something meaningful go,

especially when it has a story attached to it. When you pass something on, you want to know it's being handled with respect. I took part in my first ever giant charity sale, and I was able to auction several items from my personal closet on eBay. Some of them were truly one-of-a-kind pieces connected to specific moments, TV sets, or from personal collections. One of the things I loved the most about doing this with eBay is there was a way for everyone to shop. Sure, people who wanted a pair of my jeans could get them, but people who might be a different size than me could buy accessories. If you're a size 8, you're lucky, because that's my shoe size.

they could do purses, jewelry, all sorts of things. Some people needed winterwear, some people wanted summer dresses. It wound up being so much fun. To listen to more, check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts. Find what you love, sell what you don't. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan.

Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

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Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. A tattoo hurt, but even that was just kind of like... Yeah. To me, it's like way less worse. I'm more uncomfortable getting blood drawn. Oh, that... Well, I don't.

Like that hurts, and that hurts me and is more uncomfortable to me than getting a tattoo. Even one with like heavy blacks. My blood's unique. I don't want them having it. Okay. I'm sure they have your blood. I know. Unfortunately,

they took it. They're going to use it. I'm sure they threw it away right away. They can't use it. It's probably like. Ficked up. Completely black. My blood is fucking bright green.

Right green. Like radioactive shit in fucking movies. And I like how you're just unbothered by that. He's like, whatever. I tell myself I bleed and it goes straight. It doesn't even touch. go burns through, just go straight through material. And you're completely just like, I don't know, whatever, man.

You know, like, the government is pleading to study you. They're like, we'll give you our best scientist Fauci. And you're like, we'll give you Fauci. We'll give you our best dog-killing scientist, Fauci. And you're like, nah, man. I'm cooling. I don't want to make the world a better place. I don't want to make the world a better place.

I don't. It's my blood only. Your blood could have, would be unlimited energy forever. Like one pint of it And nobody would ever have to pay Electrical bills Just energy bills in general How do I make so they pay more energy bills

I guess he sell it to the right people Like you go to Edison No figure out of way No figure out of way to make it The idea of choosing to like Someone's like you can help the world Is like how do I make it worse? Yeah

I want to make it worse I think there's a lot of people Do you hear about that guy That was supposed to get out of prison He's been in prison for like decades And then they found out that he was obviously innocent and then like there was like some weird stipulations and some guy like wrote like a letter trying to for no reason just to like like he's like we were saying villain maxing because that's all

it is he was trying to like force him to see still in there even though his attorney that actually married the guy I don't know what's going on with that shit but they were preparing to let him out and be like we'll get some dinner afterwards and like oh turns out like there's some prosecuting people that are just trying to keep them in. and it just seems like the sake of it because there was no, everyone was trying to figure out a reason why. And I feel like that's that person.

If that person received the, like this miracle fucking, you know, like this serum that cures all of everything. And he'd be like, crush. Yeah, you know,

it's like. Nah, no, I don't like that. I don't know. You're like, dude, the idea of,

the idea of just free floating villainy is so insane to me. In the real world, and so like, what is rock? Like, what the fuck? Yeah. People just want to watch the world boo. Okay, master boost.

Okay, Martha Boos. I want a world where he's Batman. Oh, my God. I'm Batman. Bob, man. I'm Batman. Oh, my God. Now talk.

Now talk. He puts a guy headfirst into a wood chipper. He just now talk. Now talk. And his head. is fucking flat. His head is gone. In a wood chip or his head's gone.

He's just ankles. He's interrogating a set of ankles. He has ankles. Talk, damn it. Damn it. That joke is out there. I've got a game. He picks up the Joker and like fucking dragon throws him head first into the floor.

And he's like, now talk. His head and spine is broken out of his body of it. Eyes around. It is the most cartoonish gore you could ever fucking imagine. Like he says talk and Joker's mouth is down the ear in his clavicle because of how hard he slammed him on the floor. It's Joker, so he's still laughing. He's still, yeah. No, it's so bad that he's not like, he's like, oh, he's actually like, he's actually like, he's actually.

For the first time he's fucking terrified Jolker is begging for help. He's like, Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman, Bowman, out, ow, ow, ow. No. Help me. Help me. Help me. No, no, tell me, you will fool me this time. Help me, help me, help me, help me.

He's just panicking, repeating the same thing over and over here. Because he's like in his, he's in death throws. He's like, he's in loop. He's like, roll the D20. He's asking. He's asked me. Help. Help.

Help. Help. Help. Help. No, no. Help. Help. Commissioner.

And the commissioner, the commissioner can't get in a room. The commissioner was about to walk in. He was like, he just immediately backed up. He saw him hit the floor and he was like, yo. He fucking drives in his car. He just never stops driving. He goes to a barbby, gives her a hug. He's like, honey, we got to move.

Hey, we got to go now. Something's wrong with Batman. What's wrong with me? What's wrong? He's there. wrong with me. He just turns completely ghost white. Like, nothing, Bruce.

I think you can handle the city yourself. Yeah, I really think I've leveled up my game. Do you think I didn't hear you? He's also, by the way, I need to really clarify this. He's modern day Michael Cain as Batman. Oh, wow. He's fucking elderly, but he's still, he is still swooping. He's magnet kicking people from across the room.

Yeah, yeah. He's doing. He's way stronger and faster than he, than anyone should be. Not just him. Yeah. Anyone. Arkham Batman. Arkham Batman Michael Kane, outside of his suit can beat Insomniac Spider-Man.

Outside of his suit. Outside of no suit needed. Do you remember the opening? I wonder that's a worthwhile debate to think. Do you think Argo Batman can be Spider-Man insomniac? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what.

I mean, if it's, I. I think Michael Cam for sure though. Yeah. Michael King would put him down easy. But I think Arkham, I don't know. I think why am I could beat him? Yeah. I don't care.

Do you think, look, yeah, that's stupid. It's stupid as shit. Keemstar, is he, is he like, is he like, could Keemstar beat Batman? I think he might. I would love this. I feel like Kim Star is, he's built on so much like just the wheel to destroy people or something. He's fast as fuck.

He is, I might be able to outrun him. He is fast as fuck. He might be able to, um, and then with the velocity of his punch actually might kill him. So that's actually a thing, but I just want, like, he's, who's the worst villain in that universe?

Because I feel like Kim Star was, I, the whole tattoo thing, that was like, it was weird seeing a real, like a real life, villains are fake, right? It was weird seeing this guy like scheming. Yeah. And like, puppeteering someone who was completely broken.

I was like, real villain art. This is crazy. I was, Josh, because we all know that he sucked. It's some weird

like, but like this was kind of different. It's some weird like vindication that like I just don't understand why they have it. I don't get like,

I know Bogie sucks, but like why then do you have to partake? It's a villain shit. And making things so much. What is wrong with you? That has to be it. Because like think about all of them. Like that whole group,

I'm just like, what is wrong with you guys? I'm be honest. I'm actually, I'm be honest. I'm actually, I'm be honest. I totally lost some respect for like,

the people that were jumping on those calls and like actively participate and all that shit. I was like, oh, wow, that's. It just made me sad. It got, look, I didn't have, because there were some people on there that I'm like, I'm fine with them. I'm right. I'm completely fine with them. But I was like, wow, you're actively participating in this humiliation ritual. People talk about that Illuminati shit.

I was like, here's the real one. Humiliation ritual. Yeah, yeah. Do you think it's a humiliation fetish from Boogie at this point? Because it's fucking weird. He volunteered essentially as they. heard do the tattoo thing. He was like, no problem.

And to be fair, Kim Star said, I don't know if this is true, but he said, hey, this is too fucking crazy. Let's call it off. I think I heard him say that. And then Boogie was like, no, don't take this away from me. And what do me take what away from you to do one of the dumbest fucking things ever? I think he thinks it's like a redemption art, but it's like,

dude, I think, like, Tattooing liar. Lie on your face is a redemption in what way? has such a low value of himself that he'll do just about anything, have people give any sort of modicum or respect for him. I think you're right. I think that is super sad. Like, all jokes aside, I can't find that funny.

He's kind of the real life anything for views. You know what I mean? Like he actually will do anything. Oh, right. Yeah. Like that other Chad, like that was kind of like a kind of a cute. Yeah, stick. Yeah, stick.

Like this is real where he's like, oh, dude, tattoo no problem. And it reminded me of spoilers, the, the, the, latest season of the boys where the homelander made that guy jerk off in front of everybody. Yeah, yeah. Like, it was that. It was like, I just want to humiliate. And then, like, Keemstar was kind of in that mode. And the only difference is the other guy obviously didn't want to do that.

But Boogie was so willing. And I'm like, you're, this is, if, if I was a psychologist or whatever, I would be fucking solvating, I guess. Oh, yeah. Like, this is like, this is the shit that I'm into. This is what I live for. me I'm on the outside like some normie fucking queer

I would actually love to see a psychologist YouTuber like kind of like dissect a lot of that stuff like just just those calls and like what's going on with him because there's a lot of interesting shit like no doubt like he's an interesting guy just because he's so unfit it's like so much

of what he's done and said and how he's acted is just so unfathomable even to not even like a healthy mind but just like a and a normal unhealthy mind. You know what I mean? I don't know how none of this makes sense to me.

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$20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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she was some blonde chick that. She was the one that, um, when they were doing that Shane Dawson thing. Remember? Oh, I do know who you're talking about. But like I don't really,

she seemed kind of iffy to me. So I was, like an eternity ago by the way. And it kind of was, isn't it? 2017, 28. It was like that.

It was like that. Wasn't that long ago? Barely, I think, 28, 2018, 2019, at best.

Yeah, we talked about it. So I'm assuming it was on the, it was on the, it was, the episode when I was a guest. Right. Wait, was I, it wasn't the first, I don't remember.

Dude, my, my memory's kind of shot now. That was, that was all gone. No way, that was that was right before COVID. I don't remember. I, it's getting pretty bad, dude. I don't remember. I, if you bring up yesterday, I remember it, but I can't access to it on my own. Accident.

Yeah. It's, I can't dig in a bag and find it. I was actually thinking about, like, is that, should we, is there stuff we should be, like, taking? I feel like we're losing. So, I think it's actually normal. I just think, so I think it's because so much is documented now in a way that wasn't really accessible. Like, we didn't actually have access to every single message we've ever sent, like, prior to, like, texting and, like, email.

That is a good point. So there's conversations that we just don't remember and it's normal, but we're expected to because now we have concrete examples of them existing. I think, I think, you know, I think it's that that and it's the opposite way that we no longer have to, so we don't as well. That's probably true as well. that too, absolutely. Because I know for sure that's for me with like spelling and stuff. Yeah.

For certain things, like I do, I don't memorize, I don't memorize a lot of stuff that I should because I just know that I can find it again. Yeah. You know?

Dude, when my spell check is off, I'm like, it throws me off because I'm second guessing myself a lot. I'm like, wait, is this right? When normal, the spell check will let you know if it's right or not.

Yeah. So a lot, most of the times it is correct, but still just not having that little failsafer. I'm like, I'm like, there's still words that give me like, that fuck me a little bit.

I'm dyslexic when I read is insane. Like when I'm reading and I'm like actually like looking at words. There are words that are sometimes what word did I think was like was insane? I think it was something. Something like cum when you were just like reading drum or something? No, that's wild. That's wild. Do you have that happen?

How you ever? Every single time. What the fuck? Why is this cummer eating the cum tour? Anything that rhymes. Anything that rhymes. I just think it's cum. That's what happens to me.

It rhymes in anything. So if he puts like dog and hog, he sees. It sees come. It's just a stupid fucking affliction. I'm pretty sure if I went to the hospital and told them about that, they'd be like, get the fuck out of here. You're stupid. You're lying. Get the fuck out. They'd bring you out back and they try to shoot you. I think you belong in that hospital.

They bring out a Nerf shotgun. Oh, man, they have the fucking... St. Jude is owned by Nerf? I didn't know that. Big Nerf. Big Nerf. That's crazy. This should make Nerf like vehicles. Wow.

Nerve vehicles. It's kind of a great idea, I think. I would be one of those retards that would try to try one. I would sign up day one. I would let you guys go first. Yes. I wouldn't be caught dead in like a cyber truck because obviously you'll die immediately. But I know there's just as big of a chance for me to die in a Nerf car, but I'm still going to try it.

I'm still going to try a Nerf car. I want to see. I want to see cyber trucks get into very horrific accidents. I know that that's not like, like I don't want anybody to die necessarily. I just, yeah, don't die. I just want to see how those cars, how those trucks function in like the worst possible. Yeah. I want to see one of those one of those trucks fall off a bridge and onto it, onto another highway.

On to another, yeah. You know, I want, I got to say, are they supposed to be sturdy? They should be sturdy cars. I think they're incredibly dangerous. actually learned that they change some regulations to even have them allowed. Not that they change the vehicle to fit regulations. They lobby to change regulations so they can actually have them on the road. That's why you can't buy them anywhere else.

Because nowhere else is like, these aren't street legal. Well, they have a, they have a pretty radical. They have a pretty, so they don't have any, so here's, this is true. They don't have any airbags. And this is actually, they don't have any airbags because they assume, like if you're getting, there's, there's no crumple zones in it. either. So you're slamming into the thing. You're slamming in. And so when you get

slamming into the thing, the failsafe that activates in the cyber truck is instead many taser coils that shoot into your body and electrify you and keep you alive until paramedics get there. It knocks you out so you're more moose than you hit the front of the car, you don't die. Yeah, yeah. You know, it's crazy. Some piece

of shit at a presentation that wants a cyber truck, but hear that, I'm like, oh, it sounds advanced. It's way more tech. That's way more sci fi than a Stupid bag What bag's gonna save my life The fuck out of here

Fucking bags gonna save my life Insane What do I look like a fucking mor? Meanwhile his fucking teeth are so bucked They're touching his chin His teeth are firmly in his mouth But they're so loose Then when he closes his mouth

They go like this I hate that you always bring that shit up dude That's so fucking bawling them It turns to like a duck bell I hate that shit That's so, you said that years ago when we were talking about something, it made me so fucking upset. It's a visceral image that I dreamed and I couldn't get it.

It was, because it's such a specific type of like, I can't fathom how that feels, but I think I might be it. You know what I mean? It's just such a gross image. I think I can wrap my brain around that, but not quickly. Of your teeth being so soft, but still so firm. They're gone hinges.

They're like a fucking doggy door, but in your mouth. Like, I don't... That's just fucking ridiculous. It's gross. So you can, like, close your mouth and, like, peck things? I assume an evolution. Intelligent design my ass, bro. Yeah, you're telling me.

But yeah, so they don't have airbags. They have little taser coils. A little taser coils. What else? Dude, they... They're so heavy and clunky and goes zero to fucking 60. Like, that's the only thing that it does, but that actually makes it way worse. Yeah.

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I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

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Yeah. At least 15,000 tons. They use, like, really dense metal because they can say... Every time they drive, you see cracks of the asphalt. The idea of... The ideas are also not rubber of metal. of a 15,000 ton car

is so, that's more, that's heavier than a plane. Dude, that's heavier than, that's heavier than many buildings, I think, actually. Probably. 15,000 tons is crazy.

That's like, that's over a million pounds. That's well over a million of pounds. 15,000 tons, yeah, because what is that? No, no, no, no, no,

I'm bad at math, but I know that one ton is 2,000 pounds, right? Yeah, so 15,000, 300,000 times. 15,000 pounds. 300,000 pounds is insane. insane. Is that not, wait, no, I think you said 15,000.

15,000? So 15,000 times 2000? Oh my God. No, that's over a million. That is over a million. I, what, can someone bring out your fucking calculator? I think I left my phone in the car or something. Right. Just put it in real quick. Let's ask, uh, your gay Siri. Is there, is your, my Siri, uh, I think I'm going to chain into a man. Can you stick of that fucking female voice. Yeah. What do you, uh, what do you, what do you want for me? What do you want for me, babe? and then um Alexa play porn music that's 30 million you're Lexa in here

that's 30 no someone someone's is 30 million 30 million 30 million pounds 30 million pounds you imagine lifting that up to work underneath it there is impossible there's some greasy guy that's like

don't worry I got it You drop that on somebody and they just go away. They just go straight to heaven. There's no stay in our mass days. It kills their soul probably. It kills their soul probably. That's so fucked up because you know at their Tesla factories or wherever they, you get the maintenance.

Just some guy, it's Manuel. It's man, well, get to work. And then he just gives them. Oh, man. 10,000 pound pistons that could lay, you know, like it can only pull up 10,000 pounds. And this truck is so fucking heavy. He's getting a jack. He's getting a jack and he's got to fucking jump off a fucking high place to get it off.

This motherfucker, he gets it up somehow and then it's starting to like crumble so he gets under it to like, you know. He's trying to fuck it. It's so fucking heavy. Jesus Christ. And he actually one second of resistance. There's a moment of resistance. There goes up a little bit.

And then he's in heaven. And then he's in heaven. Then it's the core of the earth. Then it's the, then it's the meme where you're like in heaven all of a sudden. Oh, dude, that was a funny meme for a while.

That was a funny meme. Oh, yeah, that was good. Do the snatch the fucking gun away. Yeah. And then you just flash in heaven. That was good.

That's a classic joke. I don't think that's a joke that will ever be like not good. Right. And it'll be like execute it. Well, there will always be something to attach it to. You know, there'll always be somebody giving like stupid fucking advice on how to like,

who had to dodge a car you're gonna jump over and you're gonna have you just tuck your knees and roll how to survive a lion attack and that one was just like what the fuck are you talking about a long time ago with some British guy going

if you ever see a lion charging towards you don't panic which is the most insane what? First of all it's charging at you you're done it's supposed to not panic but like also why the fowl how dare you tell me that so you'll be

more tender for the kill I don't like Because if you panic You scare them Then they want to attack you No but like Oh scared back and forth But a charging lion

You're done You're already out of the fight Yeah I'm wondering Might as well panic Get like what you can out of what you're The rest of remains of your life at this point Because I look I need to know I need to know

Is a A cat like one of those predator cats Do they Charge at you just scare you Like do they actually do that Because I know like Bears obviously will do that they'll be like, I want to scare you and shit.

There's a Down syndrome cat that does that. Oh my God. I think actually, those fucking Down syndrome tigers. Yeah, dude. That's crazy. That once a cat alerts you that it's there, you're kind of fucked up already. I feel like it does like growling and shit and like and not the, I think once it's pouncing, you're kind of done, aren't you?

Once you are, once you know it's there, it's too late for, I think for cats. To me, I'm just scared. Like if I were to see. Like dogs howl and they intimidate you on purpose. They try to like just avert your attention. That's why like, well, when they're gonna attack you or they're surrounding you they like how it's like that so you look over here and then one comes from there and attacks you yeah and then they whisper slurs at you're you fucking idiot you fucking fell for you too you fucking jimmy they're like wolves yeah yeah and so not the sexual kind well that's what that's what I was that was really kind of man pedophiles really ruined that word huh they did because that was kind of a badass word for a while it was I mean alien versus predator and now like there's just memes of like you'll see like Jared fogle fucking fighting the

fucking xenomorph. And he's winning. He's winning. He's winning. He's beating the fucking foot and yeah, yeah, yeah. Just beating the fucking.

He picks up and his point of his head flat. This thing is... It tries to bite him and he grabs his tongue. Probably a hot pastrami. Jared versus aliens is insane. It's crazy.

No, it's just as predators. It's predator versus aliens. At that point. He's out here to fucking sodomize it. growing kids at the fucking xenomorph. He's running constantly and he's losing weight tremendously. Throughout the, throughout the, that's the core of the movie is that he's

Like, by the end of it, he's substantially thinner and more jacked. And by the end of it, he's able to go one on toe to toe to toe with the alien. The mother, the hive, the hive queen. He doesn't need it. He's beating it so bad. He doesn't need that mech anymore by the end. Yeah, yeah, there's no, yeah, the fuck. There's no mech.

There's no mac. He's just slow down. Yeah. That mech is such a horrible design meck for, like, combat. Oh, fuck. I think it's pretty cool. cool. It looks cool, but it's also like everything is exposed.

If you were, yeah, yeah, if you were going to build for combat. It's meant to like, I don't know, lift things. That would be, because that would be a weird thing. You build this thing knowing that there might be this giant, this, I have to fight this giant fucking alien thing.

So I'm going to build a, you know, like, it's like a You should make this forklift bulletproof, I think. Yeah. Bulletproof. Might be handy. Resistance to the covenant was. Yeah, it's basically the covenant.

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20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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That's what he did. They would throw him, they would throw Master Chief at like a BLM protests, basically. Literally. Where's, I need a weapon. And it'd give him a sock. And it'd be a mess. I mean, that's it.

Yeah, right. 20 minutes later, it'd be a fucking disaster. Imagine getting your face whipped off your body with a sock. Because he's just so good at swinging his fucking hands. He grabs some guy and throws him up and no one sees him land. One guy has been looking. looking for it. I was supposed to land eventually, but I haven't seen him hit the ground yet. No, he's because he's up on a fucking, he's on a fucking flagpole somewhere.

I think he's orbiting. I think he's fucking, he's a satellite now. They did a good job in the show song how strong the fucking smartens are. That's one of the thing I think it was really good. Yeah. Because they're strong. Whatever. Whatever. Yeah. The easiest thing for them to do. They did a few things that, yeah, that's like cool. Like leg pressing fucking ward hogs. I'm like, that's, insane. Yeah, cool. Why can you do that? I mean, there's a, you know, of course, that's it, that's a, it's low bar, right? Yeah. Showing, showing the strength of my character. It's like,

okay. Cool. Great. I'm glad he had a really good charisma. Yeah. I've seen had pretty good Riz. I mean, I guess he had to. I don't know. God damn. I just saw all these. It's, I'm, I'm tired of seeing that shit, man. It's exhausting. It is really like tires. It keeps popping up like, oh here look at this kid here they had a Disneyland thing and this kid that I was did and then this kid there and there's pictures with Trump and this kid and I'm like did you see actually there's more the more stuff came out about that uh Eva Eva Chris Tyson there's no no no no really yeah it's more of the same stuff really but like you know it's just it's more inappropriate messages and then the person who

initially came out as the the groomie the Java what was the person's name yeah yeah I'm not gonna remember it was like lava or something Lava, Lava. Literally was the Twitter name. Yeah. But they came out and they were like, oh, you know, I was actually going on memory. And I don't remember it being as weird as it was, but then like seeing the messages back, it's actually pretty. Yeah, it's not super cool.

No fucking way. Yeah. So the people that were, they kind of turned around. Wow. Which I guess makes it. Like, yeah, I can imagine that. Yeah. Because there are things I definitely remember way differently.

Then like, I look back and like, oh, wow. No, you're right. That's crazy. You think about like, so there were people in comment in the comment sections in the replies to that guy's message is telling him that. You're like, brother, we don't expect you to not think you're a victim because that's what happens to so many victims. They don't realize.

Yeah. And I was like, that's very fucking true because if I were in high school and let's say a older fucking chick wanted to destroy me, I would have been like rad. And then, of course, then getting older, I'd be like, oh, it's kind of fucked up. You know what I think about. It's creepy. It's creepy. It's creepy.

You're like, okay, cool. My spager is really hot. I'm going to fuck her. Then you do it and you're like. Yeah. Like, I totally. That was a 45-year-old woman. I was blazing raw.

Well, that's insane. Well, that's the other thing, too. It's like when you get to an older age and then you think about yourself in that position. Right. And you're just like, oh. You're like, damn, bro. That's a really off-putting, actually. You know what happened is you end up, you end up around a child, like a young 18-year-old, right?

And you talk to them. And you're like, oh, you basically become. You become Drake, I imagine. You're like, what in God's name? That's a child. Think about it. That's probably what happened to Drake. Drake was probably just getting pussy on the set of DeGrassey or whatever, way too young.

And then all of a sudden he just, now he thinks having relationships with like, oh, so-and-so is friends with me, this 50-year-old director or whoever, I don't know. It's what happened. You are your exposure to people's interactions that you are weird because of the fact that you as a 14-year-old have been interacting with fucking grown-ass people your whole fucking life. Yeah. You know, so you're like, oh, yeah. Like it's not genuinely in an honest innocence. You're like, oh, we have a relationship with this 15 year old is not that big of I had people that were that age and that age.

And then you're like, oh, that's strange. Well, I remember part. Not what I think about it. That's very strange. I remember partying with like friends, cousins and stuff like that who are like way old. You know what I mean? Right, right. I do think there is an aspect of that that is like probably like somewhat normal.

But like, I think the internet has made it just so. I don't know. The corruption of like how the internet works and how easily the access. is to like strangers and I feel like that is like changed like the perception of those kinds of things probably for the better. I definitely had to just make passes at me when I was younger in high school and I definitely dated a girl whose mom made passes at me. Wait, what happened?

I definitely had to teach you that made passes at me. Yeah. And I definitely dated a girl whose mother made passes at me. I was like, that's fucking sick. And now I'm like, bro, I'm so glad I stole my role. Dude, think about this. Because that shit is not okay. I will say, I will say this.

Yeah. I'm 30 now. I remember having a crush on my I think who the fuck was it It was like a one of the government classes I can't exactly remember It was like participation in government Or like something like something

Reganomics or something Yeah Reaganomics one in high school We had a teacher that was like really attractive Yeah definitely I definitely had a fucking I think if I had sub with her at that point I think today I'd probably still feel okay about it I would I think I would But that's thinking I would right now

I know that it would be creepy. You would know that, yeah, exactly. But that's actually, like, that's probably 1,000% where I'd be, too. I'd be like, that happened, but I recognize it was, that's not cool of her. But, I mean, at that age, I would have been like, Yahoo! He does my fucking Mario. As soon as you start, though, like, you did that. That was a celebration, too, like, that was a confirmation that you're going to smash.

But as soon as it starts, wow. That's it You're done It's on the floor Fucking curled up crying Oh you were very disappointing She's like My career

My wrist so much For the worst dick possible Holy shit Yeah just like inexperienced Not knowing what the fuck's going on Selfish probably That's what blows my mind Especially like the predatory

Like older women Yeah You're trying to get this Soft Fuck I get you That's actually They want to scroll to it. It's very weird.

I don't want to think too deep to it. That's weird. Yeah, yeah. But imagine doing that. Imagine like a 40-year-old over and they're like, I got to go home and do my homework. It's my mom will get mad. It's like the idea fucking a grown-ass woman.

Like what's going through their mind at that point? It's like, yeah. Like a fucking a grown woman and she's like, all right, cool. She finishes fucking sucking your dick and then she adds to the phone to her husband. Her husband and her three kids at home.

Imagine. And you're like. Imagine. Imagine how fucking you would feel. Yeah, that's the thing. Imagine how fucked up you would feel as the husband. Like, dude, that's going to be the soul disshad, like shattering. Like, you're like, I am so inadequate that this fucking dude, half my age.

You cheated on me with somebody who eats Jolly Ranchers for breakfast. That's crazy. I have fucking horridged for breakfast. Dude, I definitely stuck with a girl I knew, who I knew her boyfriend. Yeah. And there was definitely one time he called right after we had sex. And I heard his voice and I felt like the devil. You knew.

He was a shitty guy. Oh, man. I've never done that before. He was a shitty guy, but like I was still very wrong. I'll never deny the fact that was wrong for I was doing that. Yeah. But it was pussy and I was 19. And I was just like.

I did it unintentionally. The chick with hell. I knew the dude. It was a, it was a jarhead situation. It was like, uh, you ever seen jarhead? That's horrible. You don't see. But what I didn't do it.

You didn't know. You didn't know. I had no idea. She had a boyfriend that was in the army. And so I felt bad when I found out. That's so fucking evil. You know how I found. out. So after we did our thing, it was in the summer, a little fling, I saw later on on Facebook.

He died? No, that would have been funny, actually. No, this was worse because when he came back, they got married at like a court thing. Like at a thing. I saw them. I was like, yo, I was like, I was going to be like, hey, congratulations. Wink. But no, I didn't say to that. I couldn't believe it. I was like, that's fuck. This guy has no idea that I was plowing his girl. no idea that's so sad yeah and I was like that's so fucking rude it's really weird because one of my

one of my ex-girlfriends the one of my longest girlfriend before Lillian yeah she got married recently right and she invited me to the wedding we have like a very

admirable relationship right right like a very like a relationship she invited me in Lillian she invited me and Lillian and I like oh and Lily

oh she did it as a as a formality because we were good friends for a long time but she was hoping they were like no no no I'll just come

dude that's what she was hoping for her I hope I really hope not I really fucking hope go ahead go ahead But, like, I remember I saw her in her wedding dress and I was like, oh, my God, that's so weird. Seeing this girl that I was absolutely corkscooking, getting like fucking married. It's a wild thing to think about.

Why is that wild? It's just wild because of the fact is that like, dang, I wouldn't touch her if I was you, you know? Like, he's like shit like that. Oh, my God. That's crazy. I wouldn't touch that if I was you. He pulled a group. Hey, bro.

I don't know what you're getting yourself into, but you better be prepared. You better be prepared because, well. She almost bit my dig off, bro. I just want you to know. She's a little crazy. And she? In she, bro? She pulled the knife on me in a 7-Eleven.

You know when you lay down and snow and you get back up? Yeah, like that. Like that. That guy's like, she didn't do any of that snow with me. He was like, yeah, dude. He kills himself. I'm like, dang, that's crazy. That's crazy.

That's crazy, dude. Stop being in a push. I'll see you later. That's so fucking wild. It's just so strange. Oh, the thingy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because are your exes married, Chris?

Have any of your exes that gotten married and moved on to the point where they're like... Or have kids? Uh, yeah. Because my last one has one kid. My last one has one kid. Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment we did, presented by eBay. I'd never owned a vintage camera before.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and Our army grows, so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. As a ex-brown has one kid And the other girl I know she's like married And it's just weird It's just weird Because I've only considered myself

Having like maybe like three or four Like actually serious girlfriends Huh In my life I know I know some that has kids with Wow Crazy situation

She broke up with her fucking Her Her boyfriend And then we started dating for a while She got in some crazy hard drugs It was fucked up I was actually really torn about that shit And like it was like 2013

And then she started started dating that dude's brother. And then they had two kids together. And I'm like, the other guy, the brother, he was in jail. It was crazy. It was weird. I was none of those.

I was her brief period where she was trying to get her shit together. And I had no idea that any of that stuff was happening because she seemed totally fine, very healthy. She didn't look like she did drugs at all. And maybe she wasn't doing, she didn't do anything other than smoke weed when we were together. And then she got pulled back into it by that dude's brother. And then I'm like, this is the craziest thing that ever happened.

to me as far as relation wise. You could have saved her. I couldn't because I got her a job. I got her a job making more money than me at my fucking place. Well, I was working at New Egg. I was pissed off. I'm working at New Egg, working my ass off. And then she gets this easier job with more pay.

And I'm in the back with all these piece of shit people. Anyway. But yeah, wild fucking wild scenario. I hope she's doing well, but probably she's probably not. None of them are mine are like fucking, I've never dated any girls. So like, inkling, torture, stuff like that. Yeah. That was first for me.

So never, none of them like that. There's just that some of them are like, people don't leave our hometown. That's the problem. People don't leave where we come from. Yeah. They don't. They just get stuck there because it's such like a fine place to live.

It's like really fine. Yeah, you can make it there. No, you can make it all right. You could like, I don't know. I'm just asking. You could have a fine life, but you won't have,

I feel like you can't have a very fulfilling life there. Is it too expensive? What is was a problem? It's just nothing. It's a weird combination of like, because where we're from, it's not the city, but it's not like the sticks either necessarily.

It's on its way towards the sticks. It's weird. Like it's a very, it's a very busy small town. Yeah. And so it's, there's this kind of, there's a lot of people who just kind of stay there because their families are

entrenched there. Their families are entrenched there. So there's a lot of people who work in, you know, oh, I'm going to get my job because I'm going to get my job here because, you know, my uncle works here. And so I'm going to like, you know, he's going to put in a good work for me. And that's going to be my way into a career that, normally would be very difficult

for me to get into without those connections and luckily I have those connections because my family's been here for so long and it's kind of one of those things where everybody that I know who stays there is like so entrenched there that the idea of leaving would be really destabilizing and it was for me too

but I was just like I'm fucking fuck it we just jump because we were like fuck it we just let's go fucking paralyzing well I remember well I remember specifically like applying to like so many different places and just not getting called back

and then you eventually you run out of places to apply for a job. And then I remember applying to the same place again. It's just like, well, this can't work. Because like it's not the city. We weren't living in the city. Like there's only so many places to work.

And so it's just like, all right, well, there's no reason for me to stay here at all because I can't make money here. I'm so glad I left because it triggered so much growth in me as a person. Yeah, I think a lot of people there are kind of stagnant. Like it's weird because people there have moved forward with their lives, but they're exactly the same. in a weird way. And I don't say this to tear down any of people that live there

because I love a lot of them. Like I have a great deal of love for a lot of people that I live behind there. Like they were very good people there. Yeah. But like it's just the idea is that like, I can't imagine them changing much because like I don't think they would need to.

That place doesn't require you to go through like a very serious like sense of like emotional and mental growth because it's so fine. You know, you're never going to reach the, you're never going to go into go through the interactions where you're like, oh man, I really got to figure out how I think about this. There's always a safety net is the thing, right?

Where it's like, okay, well, even if I'm going to go out and I'm going to move into this building, right, or whatever. Yeah. I'm never, I'm not going to be super far from my parents. You know, I'm not going to be super far from my family. So, like, if things don't work out, I could just always move back, you know? And it's like, I don't know. I just think, I think you need kind of like the threat of destitution to really, like, kind of trigger a growth that is necessary. Yeah.

Because I think some people need it. Like, I definitely needed that. I needed, I needed, I needed, I needed, I needed, the really bad times I was on for me to grow into a person that's like, I would say I'm pretty responsible now. Like I'm a very responsible person now. I'm still a jackass, obviously. Yeah, you suck, actually.

But like, like, I don't know. Like, I feel like in my friend group, I'm very much so the friend that people can call on if they need to talk about stability or they need to like decompress. Like, I'm the one of you guys, my friends can come to. Like, yeah, swing by, talk to me what's going on. I'm here for you guys, you know? Yeah. And I don't know if I would have transformed into that person being back home.

them. Isn't your life just nothing but chaos and misery? The idea of me living a life like that, and that's the impression you've gotten, isn't your life like wild? Don't you like held up by gunpoint like regularly? I'm like, yeah, but like I'm stable. Yeah, but they can still call on me. They can still hook me up. I'm still there. Let's get to some of these questions. Yeah. Patreon.com slash Star Tank. You can go and ask us whatever the fuck you want. There's a specific tier for I go find it. If you can't find the tier that you

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I'm one penny away from living in a box. You need help, bro? We can figure sign out, man. You can maybe. I need them to help me. No, I don't want your money. I want their money.

The idea of you guys being in really horrible spots and me just not knowing. It's like, you guys are like, yeah, dude, like, I'm getting evicted right after this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I haven't paid rent in months. Guys, I got to, yeah, I haven't gave him any money since I told him, I promise you. I'll give you the deposit. I promise. Yeah.

I said, you'll get it when you get it. You get it when you get it. I actually pushed my landlord because he was kind of asking very politely. They tried to come in here That's why my door handle fell off a couple They tried to tamper And I saw that they were tampering with it So I actually manufactured a little bit of like a Vietnamese foot trap

Right outside Like right on my Dormat Yeah So that if you step in you can't step out Without tearing your feet off Now does this thing know Of those things are so crazy

Does it happen to it So if we could have been We could have triggered the trap I trusted you guys not to step on it Okay all right I appreciate that trust Yeah I don't know.

I feel like if you would have known, you would have psyched yourself out by accident and stepped right on the... Let me avoid that. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. The idea, that's like, uh-oh, if your foot falls in like a fucking... One of those spike traps is crazy.

That's like a fiddled-a-d-d-d-d-d-ee. Okay, over. All right. First question comes from Breaking But Starring Walter White. Parentheses, as in come. As in come. white like not white like come white as income right right white as income he says hey yard worker gangbanger and kfc eater that's all of us to be fair that's true that could be any of us yeah that's true

you all feel i've definitely i've definitely two of them at least i've definitely yard worked i've definitely eaten kFC and i've definitely gang banged like a million times gang bang that's the only way that i have sex actually yeah it's gotta go first it's criminally it is kind of What the fuck does that? I got to go first. As long as I'm first and I'm done and I'm out, I don't care what happens. That is. That's very selfish.

I like me in the middle. I was selfish. You like being, you like when she's opened up a little bit, just a little worn out. No, I mean it's selfish because like that that means that you're the only one that gets to have regular sex. How is that selfish then? Because maybe somebody else wants to get the crack at it first.

If you're involved in a gang, man other than me, because this is about me right now. Yeah. I assume that you're willing to have sex with a fucked woman already. I just don't. want to. So I'm going to establish I go first. Well, see, like, I'm just saying that it is the

idea of participating in a gang bank, but only fighting for that one where you know that it's like, not a game bank. It's funny. I got you guys next time. I love that idea. Let me pitch something to you. If you guys, let's say, let's say you could have like

an orgy where it's just you and five of your most desirable women, like the people that you've, like you've had crushes on and like you fantasize it about. But in the corner of the room, there is an angry horse that is watching and is very like it's stable as far as you know but you can't predict what it'll do no i can't perform like that if you can't perform if there's an angry horse you're afraid of i'm not i'm afraid of their power that's all i'm not afraid of

horses that's afraid of horses that's afraid of them i can pet a horse and everything like that if i know 100% have the green light that this horse won't do some crazy shit to me right but like a horse can end you so easily. Yeah, I can. It's so easily. So effortlessly. I don't want to make Mr. hands, you know, because I feel like that horse might get riled up and hurt me, you know. I don't think the horse is going to fuck my ass to, I don't know. That's kind of thing you don't, like, I don't know.

It's just, there's an angry horse in the corner and he's like, it can just step on you and your head will pop. Like, that's the thing that scares me. Okay, let me put it this way. The room is, the room is about the size of my entire apartment, right? Okay. So it's like, it's a relatively big room. So even if he's in the corner, he's still pretty far away. But, like, when you're in the throes of ecstasy, you will occasionally hear, like,

that would scare the fuck out of me. And, like, some clopping, but you don't know. It's dark, so you don't know if it's getting closer or not necessarily. That's what Mr. Hans went through. He didn't know. He didn't know, and he ended up getting popped inside. Yeah, he was actually looking for his keys. He dropped his keys and he was like, uh-oh.

Uh-oh. He dropped it. Oh, can you imagine the Mr. Hansling was like a genuine twist of fate? like a just a really bad Like he was looking for his keys out and out in the woods Like oh man I dropped my keys And he leaned over And his pants fell down

And a horse ran up to him And fucked him to death Immediately The sound he made bro The sound that poor guy in the No No it really was Oh

Why'd you do that? You can tell You can hear the moment he dies Are you gonna come son Are you going to come for me? The horse says that. Yeah, the horse. Exactly.

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan. I'm Dan. Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Um, 100,000. I'd do more than that. I'm already gagging, just thinking about it.

Yeah, because there's probably like roaches who, have shit themselves in that apartment. The idea of a roach that shat itself is crazy to me. It's a fucking, it's a ha-it-you said something in a previous podcast that I've been looking, I've been trying to find the clip. If somebody in the audience can tag this to us on Twitter, because it made me laugh, so I want to clip it and turn it into a short. But you said Nixon looked like, like a guy that raped a roach.

It was such a vivid image. that I just... I got you now. But anyway, yeah, like, I don't know. To clean out Asmond Gold's room would require... That's a day. That's a day. Because that's more than a day. That's like a weekend job minimum.

So... You're going to need help, too. Yeah, you're going to need help. You're going to need, like... Oh, you can't get any help. Oh, it's just you? Yeah. It's a week.

It's a week. That's, that's... If I, you're going to need help. You got to wipe all the tooth blood off of his walls. See, like, that's already... Just the smell alone is already destroying me. It's going to be iron and... shit.

The idea of iron and shit is crazy. Those are such powerful smells. That's like one of those old fucking kung fu films like the iron shit or something. It's that's some of those stupid movies or something like that. It's always something. It's just

two things put together. Metal shit. Copper come. Copper come. And then it's a and then there's an old man with like a long beard and he they're all the same movies. I got to get a million. I got to get a million. I got to be able to put my hands on him afterwards. I got a quick, I got a cool mill

after tax. I would say, yeah. It's no straight cash. You're not getting taxed. I'm just clarifying. Straight cash and I'm keeping it out of my pillow. No, I'm just cognizant. You just don't want to pay them. But you're not getting taxes. Yes, straight cash. Straight cash. You're getting handed direct money.

All right. All right. Great cash and don't put in the fucking bank or nothing. Fine. A million, a million dollars. If you're going to take your money. What you do is You're going to take your buddy. You open Swiss accounts, obviously. You put $200,000 in one of your Swiss accounts and you leave it there. So listen, listen, a cool million to clean out as a goal's room. And you dip.

Because that's a lot of, I don't know, man. That's a lot of Fabulous. That's a lot of, that's a lot of. That's a lot of. You need fire. You need fire first. I need Fabulso. Pine saw Mr.

Queen. Those are not even viable. Those are not even, you don't even care about those yet. No, but you need to mix them into like a, like, almost like a like a, like a, Like a go-tanks, like a concoction where this will fix. Yeah. I would start off with a power washing hosting mask on of Clorox. I'm definitely doing out.

And I would just spray the whole place down first. Well, for, let that Clorox eat through everything. And then after I can, humans can breathe in there, then I'd come. Well, you got to clear everything out first. Spray everything down. You don't, not yet. You don't clear everything out because like there's infestations there easily. So your first job is.

to kill all the insects that are no doubt fucking all over that place. At least 200 bug bombs. Yeah, 200 bug bombs. Spray that thing. You take it in raid. This needs to be so much raid there that it's a fucking shadow legend.

There needs to be as much raid as humanly possible. You clear out that's so fucking stupid. That's by itself one day. One day you leave it alone with the raid. You come back the next day. You sweep up all the roaches, clean it up, then power wash,

then get rid of everything. Yeah. You clean all the blood off the war. All the blood. I can't believe this dude's gums bleed and his solution was I'm gonna wipe it on the fucking walls. I don't even think a caveman would do that.

It's just like the fact that somebody that disgusting is like that well respected to like I don't respect them but there's people that really genuinely respect them. How can you respect? I don't know how you can respect somebody like guys here's my take on politics. Yeah,

you're fucking bites the head off of a road. Just the head. Yeah. I like the heads. I like the head. Yeah. throws the rest of them away. He's like,

it's like sunflower seeds. Yeah. I don't know what I would do. A bowl of fucking headless roaches. It's so gross. That's so gross. That's so gross. Such a waste of protein,

dude. If you're gonna eat the roach, you're eating like the least. He's the smallest part. It's insignificant. He wants the brain. Just see those fucking little antennas sticking out of his mouth.

He's a fucking gross, a little weird out, man. He's so fucking gross. That's all. He could say everything right. He could have the best takes in the back, I don't care. If Bernie Sanders was like Aspen Gold, I would hate him.

Exactly. Like, and I mean, like, if he lived out, if I found out that Bernie Sanders lived in a place where he's, like, shitting up his own back while he's playing World War Crap and, like, biting the heads off of roaches and wiping his gumblood all over the place and coming in a pillow and then, like, breathing it in as he sleeps. Like, I don't know if I could come on that side of the pillow, then you lay your head on it. That's a true fact about that.

Like, true fact, no lie. Aspen Gold comes on his pillow and breathes it in as he sleeps. because he believes he's like breathing in more of his soul. That's the least disgusting thing he does, too. That is the most sanitary thing that he does. I can't take it anymore. I can't take it no more. We need universal health care.

Except for Aspen Gold. Let that motherfucker die. In fact, we got to get him sick quick. That motherfucker thinks he's cleaner than me. No shot. The American people are tired of our Aspen Gold. Yes. And that motherfucker

pops out of his dumpster, huh? He's literally a Sesame Street. He's fucking Oscar the Grouch. Oscar the Grouch head ass fucking. This motherfucker literally has a dumpster in his room and then his fucking PCs is in front of it.

So he's just and doing whatever stupid fucking game he plays. And I would be like, yeah, that's what he does. He sits in a bathtub and pisses until it's full.

He stays there for, he stays there for a, 11 hours hydrating and pissing until the tub is full. He's maxed me out. Because I've been trying to be able to piss myself on command and I can't do it. You're absolutely. That's not true. You can do it.

You've just never, you've never held your piss enough to do it. Mental block. No, no, that's not, that's not the same. Because that means when you,

when you hold your piss and you pee, you catch different. That is your body being like, I can't do this no more. And that's actually injuring yourself literally. That's literally part of your self. That's it, though.

For me, I want to be like, I have to pee right now and just pee. but I can't. My brain won't let me do that because I'm not a primal creature. You can do it. I gotta get more primal.

You're just not in a... Oh, go, I go, go, I go. We don't need to talk about pissing of something anymore. Well, I mean, the next... Oh, speaking of all this, Zachary wrote in, he says, hello fellow homo sapiens,

so here's what happened. He has a story for us that kind of is about... So he says, I was cleaning a house and I found myself in a dark room with poor lighting. I came across a clear container

that had some sort of liquid inside And thanks to this podcast, my mind went to a joke. It looked like it was a container full of piss. Without thinking much, I decided to take it outside and dump it. To my horror, as soon as I emptied it, I realized it actually was a container of piss. The worst part, even though I managed to not spill a single drop on myself, I swear I could taste it afterwards. It was so disgusting. I couldn't get the taste off my tongue.

So my question is, what is the most disgusting thing you have found while cleaning an apartment slash house? P.S. I do not recommend drinking piss at all. all. Stale piss, dude. Stale. The idea of stale piss is crazy. Stale. It lost all the carbonation gone. So I will say this. This isn't the most disgusting thing necessarily because I'm sure like the most disgusting thing is like completely like memory hold for me. Like I probably forgot about it. But I will say something that really stuck with me forever was I left. I remember I used to drink a lot of chocolate milk and I remember leaving a cup of it like a lot of little bit of it. Like, you know that, like, that little bit of, like, liquid that's usually

left that you would normally, like, rinse or whatever? I kind of left it on a window sill, and I forgot about it because the curtains were over it and shit like that. And I forgot about it for about, like, a week. And I don't know what it is, man, but the smell of stale chocolate milk is uniquely disgusting in a way that is, like, really difficult to forget. If anybody is curious, go do it. Go do it. Go do it. It is, like, actually, like, a fucking phenomenally interesting scent because it's just like nothing smells like this. Yeah.

There's no, like milk doesn't smell like this. Chocolate doesn't smell like this. Nothing that is part of what this is smells like this. Now's the best time in the Northern Hemisphere? Oh yeah, just try it. Just try it. Run a little experiment.

I have your beat by like a mile and a half. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think it's, again, I don't think it's the most. It's just the thing that comes to mind. It's the thing that like I remember most. Like I still think about it. Like, whenever I see a cup like laying somewhere, I think about that smell still.

It was so fucking pot. It was like that food. that I got from that Uber that one time. Do you remember that? What was that? I still don't... I don't fucking know. You said Joe eat it, right?

Joe, I think Joe ate it, yeah. Joe eats anything. You could put Asmond Gold's room in front of Joe and he'll eat it because there's probably enough protein there. Like, I got... That's really mean to Joe. Joe doesn't deserve that.

He left the whole body. He left the whole body. Yeah, he's like wasting so much... He's wasting so many proteins. He eats the roaches. Do you think Joe would eat roaches? I think he would. Yeah.

You would definitely have one If you brought like those like chocolate cover. Yeah, like the caramel. Like yeah, whatever the fuck. Yeah, some flavored roach or whatever. He's too, he's too protein maxing.

If someone fed me that, I would absolutely destroy them. Lacey fed me a roach on a live stream that we did like a cut like two years ago or something. I would have. Your roach is the worst one, man. Not even like a cricket or something. No, mealworm.

Yeah, you can't eat roaches actually. I don't think they sell that because they're dirty creatures. I think it was crickets. It was something. It was a bug which was enough for me to be like really angry. Crickets. so gross to me too. I actually screamed so loud

that the stream went offline. I'm not even joking. It was like super boost screaming in the hyperbolic time chamber. Like I screamed the stream away.

Yeah, I had a cheddar mealworm one time. But that was the one and only time that I, I purposefully ate a bird bug.

I would lose my, it really fed me a fucking bug. I'd be like, hey, you're actually in danger to get away from me. Yeah. Okay.

And I did, like, all jokes to say you, but I'm kidding. Take around and find out if you want to, but get away from me. All right, I'm going to talk to her behind the scenes, but hey, episode 300. You're going to get you.

Episode 300. So like every fucking Hispanic person ever, I have an uncle that would come and grab me and my cousin and use them for manual labor because that's what happened. I had an uncle that would come and grab my cousin? Yeah, he would come. He would swing by every like, every like one. He would swing? One weekend a month, he would show me like, hey, I'm going to take the boys.

I'm going to buy him food. Everything that would help me work, right? He took boys? Hey, I'm going to take... Shut the fuck up. We're finished. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show, presented by eBay.

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20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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So he would go and we'd fucking work on his ex-wife or some fucking bitchy's fucking house. And literally there was, there's this weird smell coming from upstairs and on the fucking inside of the, what do they call gutters? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Well, if you're talking about gutters, yeah. So the gutters, upper part of the upper, like, little vent, like, the little, like, opening in, like, whatever those things. Yeah, something like that. So he was like, oh, this is disgusting. And he pulled it out and just dropped it in my arms.

And it was a fucking dead possum. And it was so fucking putrid smelling. There were maggots coming out of it. And I was just looking at it. And I was just like, it was so bad smell. My sense is the smell turned off. It was like, off. You can't do it as I know.

You can't be here. That's a good power. the power to have just to turn it off. This is so bad. This is so bad you can't do this right now, Kingston. We got to, we got to preserve you. He just turned it off. My cousin just threw up.

He was like, this is fucking just. I think I've ever smelled a dead animal that close. It's horrifying. And a small little dead possum that, you know, went into our garage. And then unfortunately it died, a little baby one. And then, yeah. So I had to get the hole. Fuck it.

The hole put it. Yeah. Imagine just the rotting carcass is, oh. I got the wormies in it. Ew. Dude. It's fucking insane. That was gross.

I would say the grossest thing was I was in my homie's house and he shared like a bunk bed with like one of his brothers or something. And I remember sitting down on the bunk bed and I looked at his wall. And I was like, I saw dry brownish streaks on the wall. And I'm like, that's dry cum, dude. it comes brown after like a while like if you just leave like what i don't know that most people don't know that because like nobody comes on anything and leaves it to dry long enough turn orange most people don't do that but like there are examples of you know people being they leave the piss they do things like that and like it turns like kind of almost a rusty a rusty kind of

because of the chemicals that are in it it kind of just oxidizes and then it like anyway um yeah i saw that shit on his wall and then I also saw like I looked at his floor and there was like a clear I was like that's a cum stain on the carpet and I was like bro I'm never coming back in ever again like I was it was one of those things where we come over I would jam with this dude and I was just I was like are you it's like is it both of you are you guys like just hey bro this be funny you guys just coming on the like it was it was so fucking gross I've never She's so fucking infuriating to hear, man. I could have.

So disgusting. Who actively just leaves that, like, you know, I guess it's like Asman Gold level, but it's also, it's just, I don't know, man. I wouldn't expect someone to invite somebody over. But at the same time, I guess they just don't care. They're, like, Asmond Gold clearly doesn't care. So it's the, I guess it's the same thing. That's so gross. Yeah, you're telling me.

The idea of just coming on a wall and leaving there. And just leaving it there. I would feel ashamed. I got to get it. I got to clean this stuff. You just got a clear even if you did bust in your wall. Okay, let me just go wipe it up real fast. Coming on a wall.

It is kind of a stupid thing to do. What the hell? You never rolled over in front of your wall, came over. No. Not for my recollection. This never happened. Crazy, dude. Yeah.

I've come on every inch of my fucking house, dude. Literally, you've made sure. You got the black light to make sure you, oh, I miss this spot. Is this a whole? The black light is a whole house glow. That's a really. That's a prize. dude.

That makes you hit every corner. I was on a sponge rod with the paint. Missed the spot. There's the spot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Let's see. What do we got here?

What do we got here? We got one. It was a relatively tame one in comparison to how fucking off the rails these questions is usually in. Super Major. And he says, hello, the three anti, the three amigays. That's stupid. I've been on a comic and superhero cake lately, and I was curious what your favorite anime or

wait, huh? Lolly? No, no. What's your favorite Lollie? Adaptation? That's crazy. That's like fucking crazy. Like,

casually asking like as if like everyone has their favorite. I don't see anything of Lolliccon or is the guy like, are you serious? Like in front of a fight with that? Lolli is like predators? Are you 30th? Have you seen that yet? No.

No. What is that? Give me one second. Is it a video of some guy like arguing? You say give me one second as if it's like in your favorites. Yeah. Give me one second yesterday. It was somebody, like, debating

Lolliccon? No, some people came there a lot like on posters like Lolli, Lolli liking is like near predatory and I'm a guy like, are you serious? You're here,

but he's like, he looks like, he sounds like, he's like the mad hatter, but fucking funny. That's so great. Look, Lollie's, I don't know,

man, Lollie's fucking creepy weird. It's so fucking stupid. Yeah, it's not, I get it. It's not actual, like, but like it's still,

no, it's closer than it needs to be, so why. No, I don't, I don't get it because, I don't get it. The only idea is that it's completely fictional,

therefore it's like not rude. But it's like, No, but that's not, that's a stupid thing to write that. But it's. Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment we did, presented by eBay.

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That's an argument that can be made, but like making that argument in general is already fucking weird. Because that's kind of the problem. It's like why even it is fiction, but the fact that you're into it is by itself very disturbing and it's not a good sign. It's so like I go further than it not being a good sign. It is complete because it's as simple as this. A drawing of a fully adult woman. I know this isn't really. But I'm attracted to it because I like big boobies and big asses.

Right. So when you extrapolate that data, I'm just like, sir, you like little kids. It's as simple as that. And you should be killed. Allegedly. Allegedly. When they say in Minecraft, whatever, do people still play Minecraft? He did not, he did not ask a lot.

He did. I really want to say. That's not what he said. Oh, God. What is this a video? we're gonna have to Yeah You put it up to your fucking

Play it in your microphone And play it towards us This sounds like hell All right Like it sounds like a train It does Put the audio side Up to your microphone

What is this? Here's the fucking mad hatter He's like Jay Leno They're like Look at what these These people doing About Lolliccon Goofiest fake fucking British guy

Can you fucking imagine A little light He also kind of So I'm saying, I'm seeing him. She sounds like the mad hatter. But he's like also seems kind of giant, doesn't he? Are you serious? Like he seems like he looks like he was like kind of above those people by quite a bit, no?

He was lurking over them. That's thin man. That's thin fella. I heard about this lollicon. You see this stuff? A little white. You've seen this thing? That's what you think.

If Jay Leno did that, I would turn it. I wouldn't, I couldn't finish it. I wouldn't have to. My eyes. would be stapled to the screen if Jay Leno was talking about lolly go. I couldn't do it.

I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. Oh my God. So you hear about this? Try to porn stuff? Literally removing me from that screen would destroy the planet. It would be like Batman when he cried

finally and his emotions out and the world started getting warped. It'd be like that if you turn it to TV I would like turn it back on now. It'd be like. So they're saying she's a 49,000 year old dragon. I tend to agree. I tend to agree.

His band is like, I'm fucking out of here, dude. They get up. One guy gets up, plays the one last sway out, and blows it at all. You shift your ass back down. Boom. Oh, shit. Don't worry, I'll heal him up and he resurrected. That's not one's getting hurt.

It's drawings. You get a lulli. You get a lulli. He just like the Oprah thing. He starts handing out Lolliccon. So the audience really. I fucking want this. You get a Shadman drawing.

You get a Shadman drawing. The idea of being given a lulley is so infuriating. Because now it's attached to you already. You did nothing wrong and now you're just involved. I got to be honest. I might attack the person. It depends on who it is though. Yeah, yeah.

I might not attack my closest friends if they did it because I'm like, you're a fucking idiot. Like you're clearly trolling me, I guess. Yeah, yeah. Don't fucking do that. but if someone like say we're at a con and someone did I think I would actually attack them I think I would attack them I think I would attack them I think I just swipe at them like a bear I think I would fucking take them down and pound them out because like that's crazy fuck them well I think

they deserve it well no unless they liked it they probably yeah I don't know they're like been bliss then I'd be really upset I can't win you can't win you can't win that I kill them you finish what you're doing yeah I guess if you're halfway through you might as well You don't have blue balls now. The idea of you slamming someone to the floor, pulling their pants off, and they start smiling at you. Whoa. Whoa. This is about hurting you.

It wasn't about that. Whoa, yeah. I don't think there's anything wrong with the joking off the people. Unless it is the children. Fuck you, Conan O'Brien. Fuck you. You, Coton, O'Brien. Yeah, yeah.

You, Jimmy. Fuck you, Jimmy's into it. I feel like Jimmy's like. Jimmy Fallon. Ew. That's all he does. Every, you can literally just say like it. So, welcome to the show.

Hugh Jackman and then Hugh Jackman's like hey thanks for having me and he's like I'm like yo come down Jimmy that's all he does though slapping the fuck out of his fucking so Deadpool versus Wolverine is out in theaters today

right he's like yes it is like he's like ah he's like he's like he's like his guy's completely backwards he Does the godskin noble thing where he extends himself? And it comes back down.

Ew. The God's... Hugh Jackman just... Whoa. He's just like... Oh, mate. It's gone crazy. What the fuck?

We still have not gotten to this question. Oh, yeah, yeah. What is your favorite anime or love adaptation of a hero is? I think it's like... Love? I think it's missed... I think there's like maybe like a language thing. Lore.

Lour? Maybe? Or maybe? Maybe, yeah. I can, I can explain. what he's talking about. I'm a huge fan of Chadwick, Chadwick, Chadwick. Chadwick.

Chadwick. Chadwick. No, no, no, no. I just, Chadman Boseman. Stop. Carrie, go, go, go, go. Sorry.

Oh my God. I'm a fan of Chadwick, Bozeman's Black Panther or Miles from Into Spider-Verse. Thank you for the laughs and not coming to my house to kill me. Yeah, thank you. I mean, you, you, you, you, you, you understood the assignment,

and for that, you get a lot. You get along here. Oh my God. It's on our fucking Patreon. Can we please? Can we please? This is such a crazy merch idea. No,

let's not. Come on, but he's not, his name's, uh, all right, fucking no, I see the episode.

Fuck it. No, I see the end of episode. We're done. We're done. That would be amazing, though. That would be amazing.

Yeah, what were you going to say? I don't even know. Just that, well, you get the idea. That's the merch. Let's not.

It is a depiction of not J. Leno. Give me you get a lullie. He's a swollen chin and all burned up. Just fucked up

like a is that that should be just Fray Krueger with a giant can that be the collab of the person we shall not No this dude

just went into another dimension He's actually I think he's still leaping right now He's quantum leaping He just saw himself in the mirror

And he's down to the room And they He's downshend him But he says Oh, no, I'm gay. Oh, no, I'm Jay Leno. I'm Jay Leno. Oh, that's so.

I would be so fucking mad if that happened. Dude, if I woke up and I was Jay Leno, I would piss myself and die. I'd be so, dude, I'd wait. A thousand times would we rather be like a Down syndrome person. Any day. Oh, easily. Any day. I would go on live television and say Edward like a thousand times and blow myself up.

Hey, give me my show back. Fuck you, Cone him, right? I would just, I would walk in a phone-on recording. You'd be like, hey, I'm here now. What's going on? Look at all my fucking cars. I would start driving my cars into the buildings. I'd chain them all together.

Turned on all their edges, put them in neutral, and I would just drive through. You put bricks on every single one. Put the e-break, put the bricks on, and then let the motherfuckers go. This entire warehouse is just brr. It's so funny. I wonder if our audience even knows who Jay Leno is. I wonder if that's like a very, like how old is that?

Because he's not really that relevant at all. Like Conan's way more relevant than like. Yeah. They know. Yeah. It's actually, it's very, um,

because anyone who was, let's say, if you were a teenager in 20, in the 2010, you definitely know probably because of the beef. But if you're, if you were like, say,

maybe in middle school in the 2010s. You probably don't know. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you probably like didn't even watch. You just like that's that burned up guy with a car. This is a,

there is definitely a big possibility that there's maybe a portion of this audience that are like yeah you see what they're saying in the news and I'm a terrible person oh the alarm we actually we're actually doing pretty good we're doing real good because we started before yeah let's do uh yeah we could we could go a little bit more with some questions did you answer the question oh yeah no we didn't so best adaptation of like a personal favorite adaptation of like a comic or I guess anime adaptation anime character now that there's like I guess

now that there's like some some live action anime adaptations that aren't total shit I guess that's probably more in the question now but yeah I try to pose and black panther is pretty good I just I'm trying to think of like a like my favorite adaptation of a character

into live action there's some like the original MC had so many good ones you know RDJ SpongeBob and the musical what's that yeah the What's that? What's that?

Did I do that? Did I actually do that? You know the SpongeBob that Ariana Grande cheated with? I can't fucking believe that's a thing. He looks like a fucking demon, too. He looks like somebody that you would have left in a fucking dumpster and left. Like, if you found him crawling at you, bleeding, you would have left him alone. Yeah.

And no sympathy in anything. He looks like someone I'd assume would have died immediately during Dead Space. Yeah. You know, he didn't even get out the door. He just got him. They Negro morphed him fast. about this line back in SpongeBob? Oh my God.

I'm lingering tears from that shit. There you go. But for me, obviously, is Toge McGuire Spider-Man. What, really? You always talk about how he's not a good Spider-Man.

Well, he's super nostalgic for him because that's the Spider-Man I saw growing up, you know? He's trashed, but you love him. Exactly. I think that's totally fair. I would even go as far as trash.

I don't think he was the best casting choice. Yeah. Be no typically. Be no typically. Be no typical. Best chasing choice. But at the same time, he fucking,

he was in Spider-Man, he was great in Spider-Man, too, greatest Spider-Man one. I was Willem Defoe as Green Goblin. I think arguably the best casting choice for anyone ever in a comic movie of all time other than J.K. Simmons. It's literally those two for me. Yeah, J.K. Sanders was fucking insanely dead on.

I remember the audience eruption when they first showed him. The audience was like, yo! Because that was like, everyone was like, yo, that looks spot on. When I read Spider-Man, now I hear him talking that voice, literally. Oh, yeah, 100%.

Yeah, like that's the impression that a lot of people do in modern media now, too. If you see Jay Jonah Jameson in like a video game or like a cartoon, they're all doing like some version of J.K. Simmons, J.K. Yeah, just kidding Simmons. Just kidding. Yeah. Just kidding.

Yeah. Serious. He's serious. He's also really old now, dude. Oh, yeah. He looks fucking crazy. Outside of acting. He's an absurd shape.

He's Master Roshi right now. He's Jacked Santa. Like he's like, well, I guess he is Master Roo. He's straight up. That's very true. He's master Rosh. Like beast mode Maseroshi. It's insane.

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One of the things I loved the most about doing this with eBay is there was a way for everyone to shop. Sure, people who wanted a pair of my jeans could get them, but people who might be a different size than me could buy accessories. If you're a size 8, you're lucky, because that's my shoe size. They could do purses, jewelry, all sorts of things. Some people needed winterwear. Some people wanted summer dresses.

it wound up being so much fun. To listen to more, check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts. Find what you love, sell what you don't. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently.

It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger

and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. or a call center is always waiting to take your call.

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Yeah. A Jackie Chun, yeah. See that baby that was born without a nose and it's straight up krillin? Did you see that? Like that? I mean, no. You know that face?

Yeah, but you made a face with a nose. Oh, right. I miss the original voice. I miss the original voice actor, Me too. Yeah. This is a good one. And then he turned into like a, like a gremlin or something. The, the, the new voice. Oh, is he, is he a gremlin now? Well, it's like his voice was like very, ah. Yeah. When it was like very, there was a very, I can't even do it, the old one.

It was a very, the old voice was so partake. If I'm remembering it right, it just sounds like a guy that's only him. Like he, it was weird. There was this, I can't even explain how you would just, like, I can't describe it. but it was it was such a unique voice that it's like there's so you know the uh the the the i hate everything about you that song oh yeah yeah that singer whatever the fuck his name is it's not like that but that guy can do this thing with his voice where it almost sounds like it's doubled up when it's not uh-huh and that krillen actor had this weird thing that he would do with this throat that made his sound like his shit was layered and it there's people that are just talented with their vocal cords but because he had a new i thought it was the same voice so no so

It's just like Same Gohan Huh? Same Gohan No, it's not The adult version of him is the same Well I'm talking about the kid The good one

Oh It's the same as Old Vigita And then there was And I think it was like There's Bejita and Krillin And then those people left And they got like

Newer ones and then Those not Schemel anymore Wait But I'm just saying that's how Whatever I know what you mean Yeah the original one There was an original one

And Are you talking about The Ocean Dub With Brian Drummond as Vigita or are you talking Because like Vigita, it's weird Because you have the Brian Drummond Vegeta from the ocean dub

He's like, I'm going to kill Kakarad You know, like that kind of thing? Yeah And then Christopher Sabbit Who has two different versions Depending on like if it's like the older Dragon Ball Z Or like the newer Dragon Ball Z Where it's more like Piccolo now

Kind of like more subdued Less raspy than it used to be Yeah he was more animated before So now he's like not as animated I'm going to kill you and eat your people Yeah You're Yeah

We'll make you look nice and slam I'm going to suck your cock a lot Caccarot That's awesome Oh oh boy I can't do I can't do Oh boy

How do No boy I love the evil Goku me You're stupid Yeah The fucking The TikTok

The Google TikTok That you say Dude I love the TikToks Of Goku like calling people Like It's so fucking I saved that shit immediately. I saw that I was like, I got to, I have to own this.

This has to be a, I'm saying the F slur is funny. I love it. I'm saying the N-word. That's good too. I like that. Jack, Piggity Pot. Yeah. Somebody probably knows what I'm talking about. I don't know which dub, this and this and that. So somebody probably can clarify. But there was an old Krillin version of voice that I grew up with, like, say, watching Tunami. And then as it got like, I'm here, here there's more of a, hey, it's me. I know what you mean now? Yeah. Prillin. I'm Krillin. I'm like, ooh, why he's not like a fucking frog now. That's the one I only remember. I only remember that very much. There was one where he sounded more like,

ha, like, I can't do it like, yeah, like, Goku. Like it was like, I don't know. It was like a, like, yeah, like you would hear him. Yeah, I remember the gremlin kind of, he was my crilling forever. He was like, he would get scared and you have this more like, like, yeah, like you have this kind of like voice that. My, see, when I grew up,

I remember krill and sounding like, Goku, what are you doing? What are you doing, Goku? Can I, can I? Can I, some Goku. Where has God and Chi Chi? You have no evidence to be doing that in pressure by the way

because I cut away from it so it's like Gooku crazy you are a shit Are you interested in upgrading? What are you doing? Goku! Are you interested in upgrading your cable

Goku? Parisa! Parisa! Anyway, I didn't say that. Gokurat? Gokurat? Gokurot? Gokurot.

I was literally just dealing with one of those Who, Brian? Brian? Brian from Mumbai. Yeah. Brian from Mumbai. Brian?

Brian Johnson from Bangladesh. It's me, Brian from Bangladesh. Hey, what's going on? My name is Brian. I am from Tennessee. No, you're not. No, you're not. I approve it.

Yahoo. That was like that fucking when we'd get a hammered in the fucking Glendale place. We'd be like, hello, my name is Clayette's. I am from Memphis, Tennessee. Tennessee? You're not from fucking Memphis. Oh my God. remember that he would have

live about where he's from Hello My name is My name is Claytis What are you do Claytis? I am from Memphis

Tennessee Cletus My name is Claytis He can't even pronounce You can't pronounce Please right And he's Crazy

I do love Donald Trump I like Donald Trump And his met America Gras again That's kind of like It's kind of like

The Eastern European Like Idaub's thing See no It kind of does It does sound like What do? What are you do? Little Mounchy over there.

What are you doing, little Munchy? That video is so, that is one of the dumbest videos on the internet. Of them being Mario of like Filthy Frank and Ida's as Mario. That's a classic video, dude. It's so funny. Them lighting anything for views on fire. Oh, you remember. You remember this?

I don't remember that. It was Mario and Luigi in the woods in Australia getting high on mushrooms. And then Donkey Kong is just Chad. and then they set his he had like this furry suit and they set him on it. They lit a fireball and they threw it out and he caught that is so dangerous. That's crazy.

It's mega dangerous. That era of YouTube was so out of pocket in the funniest ways because it was about making it was about making other creators laugh I feel like. So it was like what would make everybody laugh their ass off? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it was about being funny. It was that people made money without sentry themselves too. That was great. Yeah. It was pretty good. I guess just do whatever the fuck you want to do to make the jokes. Absolutely iconic time.

Yeah. I miss it, dude. Yeah, it's so funny because people talk about how bad that time was and it's like, dude, are you, dude. That place, that place in time feels like a fucking kumbaya town in comparison. It's insane. You were able to have Dejy chloroform a fucking girl in an intro. That was that era. It was...

Comedy shorts Capeen here That was fine Comedy shorts rapists kids It's me comedy shorts

rapist That's not even how he sounds That's an O-O-R-R-E From a KSI is also A rapist

KS-I K-F-C Wiel K-W K-T-G-T whatever It's me Comedy

RAPI. Rapist. Rapist. Oh my God. That era of YouTube was so magical, dude. Comedy sorts rapist is so fucking... How dare you say no to me? He moves up and down like a Muppet as he's...

And he's Australian. All right. This is not even deadgy. This is some other character. It's a other being. Oh, my God. shot it's ripest here I miss that

the idea of YouTube that was so fun it was so genuinely like every video I'd click on I'd laugh my ass off England is more city Roy it reminds you of the rat imagine of a British rat I saw somewhere

Maybe it was in um Probably a Muppet Like a Muppet Yeah, it's just an exaggerated accent Like no one fucking sounds like that God willing Like a potter potter Puppet pal.

Oh my God. Oh, my God. Comedy God, God bless comedy shores, Aramis. Stop. That is such a crazy. Like, even, I really need to stress this. Look, the, like, 2014, 2015, 2015, 2016, 2017.

It's a very different time culturally. Very, a lot of people being edgy for just for the sake of it. Yeah. That was still crazy. Yeah. Like, that was crazy at the time. Like, that was not like something that was like, oh, yeah. whatever.

Yeah, I've never actively used, like, literal, like, rape as a, as a punchline in the way. Because usually it's like, oh, if you destroyed something, you fucking raped them or something. Well, that's what I mean? Yeah, I remember, I remember using that, like, whenever we would get, like, mass occurred in, like, a video game. It was like, we got raped that match. Like, that was, like, a common term. But, right. But even, dude, like, the idea that his, his intro was him was a cartooned him walking up to a woman saying, hey, it's me.

And her ignoring him. and then him chloroforming her and dragging her off stream, looking at the camera and smiling. Just to cut to like Happy Wheels gameplay afterwards is crazy. Hey, guys. Thanks a lot. We're going on. Cherry out.

Cheerio. I don't want a point in a barbeda is something, you know? Who are other? NAR? Sorry, I guess you're other people around that time that were like, uh, there was, uh, rape SI. Um, there was, you just called him rapists. Stop.

These guys aren't rapists. They're not. They're not. They're not. They're not. They're not. It's rapists and rapists. That's so.

We gotta go. We gotta get the radio. This is such a fuck up name. Oh my God. It's not even clever. It's not even clever at all. It's just mean. It's just weird.

Like it was a weird intro. The idea of, I didn't watch him around those days, so I just like, just, dude, there's a lot of stuff that I just, like, missed out on. Yeah. Because I, I had literally never seen that intro before, like, ever. I didn't see, yeah, yeah. It got pulled up whenever he started becoming controversial or whatever, that shit, like, just surfaced. I'm like, oh, wow.

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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I don't remember what the fuck it was. He's like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, yeah.

Oh, my legs, don't write for his hat. I'm gonna eat this cat. And just, one boy and just one two

and the cow is so scared the cow is crying silently looking at the camera that was the most controversial part was that like

his cameraman zoomed into the cow's eyes as a tear fell and you can see in the reflection of the cow's eye

to the right you see rapist eye like yeah KSI is laughing he's prepping his jaw to open big enough to swallow a fucking

SUV Anyway, Toby McGuire is my favorite Toby McGuire, yeah I can't think, yeah, it's Brian Cranston as Brian Cranston in the Home Alone anime is my favorite. What are you saying? Brian Cranston is Brian Cranston

The Home Alone anime, you said? You never saw a Home Alone anime? Featuring Brian Cranston? Is he like Harry or Marvel? No, no, he's Brian Cranston. I'm sorry, excuse me. What did he, what was his role? What did he do?

He was just being Brian Cranston. What was his role as a, a character in the movie. I'm pretty sure he was on the TV as the dad from Malcolm in the middle. So he's in home alone as Brian Cranston as Hal. He's acting as Hal in the movie and he's like,

I don't know what's going on here, guys. It's really not for me. So on the TV, is that in the TV that's happening? Yeah, and then you meet him in real life and he's actually Brian Cranston. So he's angels with, he's like angels with filthy souls. He's like he's that. Yeah.

He's that movie. Yeah, but it's Brian Cranston in the back. It's pretty much background. I'm going to read the names. So like in the anime. So it happens to this background. Don't let him talk. Don't listen to him.

No, no, no. Let me finish. Maybe it's my idea at least. Okay, calm down. Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, choo. Oh, is I.

Ew. So it happens is that during the Home Alone anime, right? Right. You turn to the left and on the Home Alone anime is Malcolm in the middle. But it's back hindness is back. I was back to see just behind the scenes footage of Brian Cranston as how there. And then later on an episode you meet Brian Cranston. I literally don't know if you're,

You're lying to me or not. I'm absolutely lying. Kind of hungry, I feel some rape, yeah? You see, there's a SpongeBob anime that's real.

And so, like, that sounds believable that there would be some weird thing like that. Home alone anime? I don't know, man.

You know what? It's like a full episode. I like, right? Because it's funny and it's quick. That's why I got comedy shows rapists.

By my chloroam. So how'd you get your name? Well, because I write it to love. Long story that. Would you mind smelling this napton here? That's quite all right. I kind of, I saw your

your, you know, he just dives. He dives. He dives. All right, we got to get the fuck out of it. Fucking dead eyes. We're flat. We're, we're, we're getting out of pocket. We're getting out of pocket. We are getting buried in.

It's like one wipe. He just wipes it across everybody's face in the room. They all just pass out. And he just grabs them. all by the ankles and he's dragging him away and this is about to be short. Like, like You're feeling the likes.

That's why his name is, he's he does short comedy. That's exactly what is. That's rape. It happens to be all right. Let's get the I'm going to read the names of our $25. Dip it down. Gators out.

Cork is out. You want to split up where you got it this time? I'll start, I guess. All right. Because I usually end it, but like, I'll do the first page. Oh, many shorts there, mate. Oh, many years ago. Here.

Creamate me. Put me in a douche bottle. Higher hooker. Run me through one more time. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. I won't go. Bobby says you'll build a person. Dobby is gay. He's gay. He's finally better than he grow.

That's more like meatwad than it is Dobby. Yeah, it is kind of meatwadish. Dobby doesn't sound crazy. He doesn't sound that gremlin. He just kind of sounds like a weak man. Dobby doesn't like the way they hit Dobby. Dobby doesn't like the way the electoral college works, Harry Potter.

Harry, have ever taken... Dobby thinks one vote should equal one vote. Harry, have you ever looked into the American government, Harry? It's all wrong now. Nobody thinks project 2025 is dangerous Harry Potter He's spitting real shit

He's just like a reason He's your average voter He's a politically sound House elf Yeah but no one can take him seriously Because he's a demon-looking creature Who can magically fuck with people And no one trusts him

I've never done anything wrong to anyone Why does no one respect me politically I know I know Now come get this claw form He goes on he goes on Pierce Morgan He goes on David

Piers Morgan would fucking invite that motherfucker on there Why haven't you condemned The Trump shooter It seems really easy It's like well Bobby doesn't think it's fair To hold one side

To one standard Mr. Morgan That is absolutely preposterous Your day Davy your day He just fucking He feels himself like a banana

He's like I'm the real Pierce Morgan It's like It's like fucking Orion's belt Like the little alien in fucking men in black We were already We're already off the time Yeah yeah yeah

You read like three names But still The behaviors of the right Have been rather excess as of lately Why do you feel the need To defend Hamas I'm not defending Hamas I think in general their behavior is rather more than

So do you think Do you think Israel has a right to defend them Self I think that is a very confusing confarization. Dobby, you're being very aggressive. Dobby's not been aggressive one time. He's literally appears to working episode. Some guy calmly explained somebody.

He's like, you're a fucking moron. You fucking nitwit. You twat piece of dog trash. I think you're being very mean. Explain yourself. You should ought to be ashamed of yourself. You doth, cunt. You should be ashamed of what I'm going to do to your face in a few minutes.

Tommy, you're miles away. He's losing his cool. He's had it, but he doesn't know how to speak in a way that asserts that. So he's always speaking in like that mild manner. You're really in danger. Are you really threatening me? I have magic that you couldn't understand, Pierce. I could kill everyone that looks similar to you.

You sound fucking mad. What if I called comedy shorts rapist right now? Pierce Morgan knows comedy shorts gamer. defers to him automatically in a conversation about Hamas we have to go yeah yeah Jesus Christ

I read one name Black and Keys black and keys glass by Paramount The Silver Spermer The Silver Spermer Let's go That that's my character So is he right is so is it like

He's writing a big sperm No is he writing a big sperm Or is it like Iceman where like how Iceman like creates like a big frisk Is he just jizzing in front of him And then writing that way Into space Okay, no. No, because that's reserved for sperm man.

Oh, right. And so the silver spermmer, silver sperm is that it? The silver spermer rides a giant elongated sperm. Of course. Yeah. Yes. That is so disgusting. Like the flying nimbus.

And he does his bidding for what? Sperm lactus or glactus. Cermactus? The lactus. We'll work shop it later. Yeah, we'll work. I just want a row of guys. I want to be on my knees because I miss those days.

I miss fucking all those twinks. I follow one too many porn accounts. No, Kanye, don't say that. The Jews are not gay. Vaughan of the dead. Godi equals fish. G.H. as in enough.

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You fucking imagine? Oh my God The new season He's legitimately a Hamas supporter Yeah he's actually in Hamas I'm ready to do thy bidding I'm ready I'm ready

Bob is immortal So he can do whatever the fuck he wants He doesn't even shit They're putting him to work And he's doing things that are people Like we need back down From the river to the sea October 7 was hilarious

October 7th is hilarious I don't know but he's Bush Bush Bush Bob What's the same

Patrick has seen better days Patrick's got a real weird Nick in his neck and he's like his head is tilted the wrong way

The VA The VA failed him The VA failed Patrick Because he clearly went in the military Patrick clearly went in the military

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I'd have to see at least a moment of it. Oh, oh, oh. Sounds like the poison damage. It sounds like poison damage. It is poison damage to him, technically. Alex Jones, his head, feet are behind. His ankles are well behind. He's getting, she's doing trans damage.

He's saying that as he's getting fucked with. Hedvis healed by his head. He's commenting on his own, uh, he's commenting on his own sex tape. Yeah, that's the excuse. His ankles are being held back by his shoulders. That's how twisted up this poor gentleman is. His feet are up against his shoulders and bent back under his back.

He's folded like a beach chair. And Blair's going crazy. Listen, Blair, we're going crazy. can do this, but I have to pretend that you're assaulting me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got to, we got a great propaganda. All right, let me get

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You've never seen him walk. I've never seen him walk. He's always sitting down. So for all we know, he could be cracking himself. He's like the fucking, like that last monster and scary stories to tell him the dark,

the jangly man. All right, that was a good. That was a good, uh, 14 hours stream. And then, uh, good job everyone. That was a good 14 hour straight. We raised a lot of money for, I don't know

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from somewhere why he's like what the fuck are you doing the fuck man I don't know I thought we were cool I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

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so he met the voice of um oh my god who the hell is that Who's that scumb bad? So Arthur Morgan's voice actor has seen your face. He's seen you. That's crazy.

That's damn crazy. Yeah. Who's that black fellow? Lenny? I mean, never mind. Lenny. Lenny, that you? He thinks everybody is Lenny who isn't like.

Oh, my God. Would you say John has a Western accent? Yes. I think he does, but much less so than like. What else would it be? Western definitely, but it's like. Lenny. no John

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number, your number is more important. This is my son. This is my son. This is my son. Seventh generation Roomba. It's just a long gas. This is my son. I heard a death rapid.

that guy's not real that's not he's pretending he's pretending he's not real does he so does he feel the beat through vibrations I get yeah I guess right it's not on it's not on at all it's totally he plays it well enough but there's no shot that guy's actually

it's so disrespectful it's so fucking disrespectful it's pretty funny I got to Ben Shapiro's when his finger goes to the toilet paper Mr. Pants the Grinch did 9-11 in a plot to steal all those parents from their kids um not baller of the first sin

an optimist sees a glass half full a pessimist sees a mouthwatering glass of piss a cardboard pie umba fudders uh DSP outlived Dr. Disrespect Boogie and Biden's presidency that's PSP is a interesting fella man

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ass he's an asshole he's just kind of a jerk he's not self-aware and he jerked off on stream by accident beating off yeah which like I mean whatever yeah I'm sure there's so many people that beat off before they fucking stream or whatever I beat off before and after I stream always the fact that you even do it in front of the camera though that's where

he really fucked up I'm like dude just go to the bathroom like sitting up in the chair on your work chair is fucking crazy amazing amazing Like the Christian, his fucking orgasm is so funny. Jeffrey Tubin, the guy, the CNN guy who got caught like jerking off in a Zoom call. You remember that? Yes.

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Was that like everybody had a gerbil in their ass? You remember that? Yeah, that was a thing. What was that? that was like because like what was that story Derek might remember this better because like we were like a lot younger when that story broke so like we weren't paying I know about South Park but that was a reference to something

yeah somebody should put the gerbil that it was it was a rumor I can't remember which which actor it was it was Richard Gear I think was it yeah I think that was the rumor the room we were talking about which is insane but yeah probably completely fucking false because why would anyone why would Richard gear do that why would any actor why would anyone do that right

Right. I mean, yeah, I was going to say, I was just watching a video. You know what popped up in my recommend's? Watch Mojo. Oh, Jackpot. I haven't seen those in ages. You're telling me. I miss Watch Mojo. Watch Mojo showed up and it was like, oh, evil musicians that tanked their band or whatever. Yeah.

And so, of course, the face of it was that guy from Lost Profits. You remember what that guy did? Oh, yeah, Lost Proff. Yeah, exactly. What do you? He fucked babies. He literally fucked babies. Yeah.

It made my eye twitch is saying that. Yeah. It's really dark shit. The leads to that British band that were terrible, but they were blowing up. And yeah, it came out that he loves the spectrum of minors. Yeah. And there's a video, I guess, that exists of him smashing an infant. Apparently, yeah.

Apparently. And I was like... It's pretty rough. The watch Mojo video, because I put it on like an idiot. I watched it because I'm like, why not? Oh, you have to hear that lady. Like, talk about it in like the... It wasn't her.

It was some old fuck. Oh, who's this guy? What the fuck? It showed in the course. corner who was narrating it was some fucking old guy I was like who's this guy? Do you think she left? If she did I'm like why is that channel still around? She's been doing reports like that. She does that like

I think she's getting fucking railed by comedy shorts. Well here's the thing about her it's like her voice is like I don't know what it is I think she's in a great voice she has an attractive way I've never seen what she looks like she probably she's attractive oh you've seen her oh yeah because it was that scene with Tom Holland yeah oh my god I love wash mojo I'm a fucking zoomer oh I didn't know. He's not, is he a zoom? I think he's technically a zoomer. I have no idea old. Yeah, he's, he must be because I'm. Oh, look, we're at the very end of being involved in the very end of millennial and he's

significantly younger than us. Not significantly. He's like 40 years younger than us. That's impossible. I mean, he's on 10. Why did we skip why? Did we skip why? Who's why? What do you mean? Why do you ask? Oh, wait, where why? What am I saying? Sorry, why do you ask? I'm an idiot. Never mind. Never mind. I'm an idiot. That's it. Why are you asking about why? The fucking generations. Like there's X and then we're millennials. We're Y.

Millennials were Y. Why? Why? I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you dead. I think Zumer starts in... It starts 96. What?

I have no fucking idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you're right. Yeah. Lily's technically one as well. I thought, whatever. She's technically a Zumer? Technically, yes.

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Everybody looking at this. Pretty sure all Zoomers are in high school. Last time I checked. Yeah. How many years ago did you check? Many, many. Maybe 11 years ago. As far as I'm concerned, that's canon in my head.

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The Cremlin to our house this weekend What the fuck? What you didn't tell about this? Why didn't you mention this? It was so mundane but I just remember That it happened What did what? Why?

They came to our house because of the fact That Ziggy ordered cookies Right And what happened is another person She for some reason The guy that she ordered For the first time I got delivered But then for some reason

They ordered another set of them The guy or the second set of cookies got his car stolen Immediately after he went and dropped off the cookies So they thought it he might have thought it might have been us doing it He left his fucking car running He took like maybe four steps That's the craziest carjacking I've ever heard of I can do that

I've had many opportunities to do that to be right I've heard about it in the gas station I've heard the gas station carjackings is like the easiest thing Because people a lot of times just leave their keys in the ignition But yeah that guy lost his guy's car stolen And then they called the cops. They came to our house and we were like playing fucking, I don't know some stupid game.

I think it was like, it's not a secret Hitler or something like that. That's a little sketchy. I thought Hitler was in there, dude. They're like, oh, Sadi, what's going on here? That's crazy.

But the cop came in and I was like, oh man, I was about to go bring my katana out to fucking play with it. And he would have walked in and killed me so fast. Immediately killed me. You heard about that chick with the hot water. That got fucking blasted. Yeah,

Katana. They would have sick. They would have brought swatted. So what I'm hearing, what I'm hearing is that we, Derek and I lost out on a pay raise. Yeah. Damn. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay.

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So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Yeah, I guess. That's what you guys get from it. You didn't die.

Fuck, man. I would like to make a few thousand dollars more, man. Shit. You know, I'm going to call SWAT. I'm going to, I'm going to, what are you? have me swatted so I can die so you get paid that is so evil

that lady with the fucking water was crazy like I couldn't believe well I could believe it that video made me cry it was pretty it yeah I don't know man I'm yeah depressing it's exhausting and the fucking guy's attitude hold on like trying to like that bitch was crazy and it's like no dude you're a psychopath

yeah you're a cycle man I want to wind the only thing The only thing that feels weird, it was like, if I, I got to be real, like, hearing people say religious things freaks me the fuck out. But like, you have a gun. You're not really in danger. You're not in danger. And she would just say, I rebuke you. That's kind of a crate.

That's like a dark soul's thing to hear. She's a weird thing for anybody to say. She was absolutely unwell. 100% she was unwell. Right, right. They're not trained probably to deal with those people. She's fucking annoying. I think that's kind of been like a reveal to a syphrenic.

Yeah, she was, yeah. But undeniably, she literally said, I'm sorry. right yeah put the pot down and then got killed for that he was also and then at first nowhere near her yeah like that whole thing was fucking stupid by the time the water even traveled if let's say for example if let's say he stayed where he was the whole time and she threw the water by the time it traveled him it would hurt but it wouldn't be an immediate third uh degree burn just because of how far the water would have to because like that's how far he was at first i'm just saying if he never moved but the idea is the whole idea is just

retarded. That's why he's charged for murder. He's getting charged for murder. He's getting charged at least because it's like obvious. Yeah. But I remember hearing the video, it'd be like, oh, like you're moving away from my steam and hot water. It's like, yeah, it's walking away from my steaming water. It's like, yeah, it's like, I rebuke you in the name of Jesus. Yeah.

That is kind of a crazy thing to hear. It is kind of creepy. But then immediately to be like, I'm going to shoot you in the fame. That is so unnecessary. Yeah, just a brooded PTSD cop. That's all they are. What you said? They're on roids and they all. all like 1,000 kids get blown up in Afghanistan. And they're like, hey, please be a cop.

It seems like that's the thing. Like, hey, you just came back. And we're not going to give you benefits in the VAs, but we can at least give you a cop position. And he's like, ooh, okay. Woo! And then he just starts shooting everything and then starts crying and sweating when he wakes up from a nightmare.

And that's what every single cop in America is. There isn't one normal cop. I guarantee it. Really, that shit, like, I don't know. That thing, talking about thing really bonkers. Even my family members in the police state, they all went to Afghanistan and installed 1,000 children being blown to pieces. All the ones that are my family are bullies, actually. The ones that became cops are actually bullying people.

There's only one queer left. Oh, by the way, so you had Nick and you didn't call us? Derek, Derek, I invite over to my house every weekend. Not this time. Yes, I did. I invite you over every weekend. No, you didn't. If so, if I opened my phone, there's.

gonna be hey Nikki and crew are over. Every time I leave, I'm like, yo, we're hanging out this weekend, swing by. You say something? I do that every weekend. You know what happened this time? Lyle will hit me up and he was like, and I was like, yeah, I think Kingston said that you all gonna, like,

he mentioned you. I said Kingston mentioned your name and stuff like that. And I said, I hadn't heard shit. I was supposed to, what happened to this right? We had a plan to hang out this weekend initially, right? Yeah. What happened is that both Ben and Amin were at Evo. Of course they were.

We didn't, we didn't know the information. We knew Evo. they were going to evil, we forgot. You just got it with that weekend. Yeah, sure. Which fucking sucked super bad because I wanted to go with them. Of course, next year. But I was,

it's always next year for me. That's the problem. It's a series of, like, Comic Con and Evo is always next year, next year, next year, next year. I know what you mean. Next time, just book your tickets in advance. And there's no excuse anymore

because I'm not like not getting paid enough to be able to put money aside to go. Just book your tickets in advance and then you'll go. So I just don't want to go to Vegas, but also like I have to be at Evo eventually. Because this year was black excellence. I wasn't there for that.

And it makes me really upset. Yeah, well, you're not excellent. Yeah, I mean, they wouldn't let you be there. Where would you have fit in there? You're not. Black excellence. Anyway, this, this naked can easily be like, oh, hey, you know, you know, Nikki, that lives like, like, over an hour away. So they're not here all the time.

They are actually here all the time. Well, that is kind of crazy. They're here enough. We go. We hang out very often. Yeah. And then, like, you know, Kingston can be like, uh, because I'm sure he did to other. I'm sure he did it to other people.

Yeah. Like, oh, hey, hey, yo and yo, so and so is here. Like you come through and they're like, oh, okay. No, it's literally not. He doesn't know. He doesn't, he doesn't, there's no way.

You know what the big problem is? The big problem is we have a whole group chat of people. We hang out all the time. All of our friends are in it. Yeah, right, right. That's fine. And you're not a part of it. So I have to put you into it.

Well, but here's the thing about that. Even that is, that isn't a coherent place either. It's insane. So there's no. It's just bullshit in it. It's like a bullshit in it.

You can say like, you have like a verbal invite to something that's happening on the day. But like, things change day to day. So there needs to be like a generous like, hey, you coming through or like something like that. Because things change and no one's going to. It's just bad etiquette to show up. I don't do that.

I don't know. I don't do that at all. I understand. Yeah, but to be fair, there are many times you did give me enough warning of something and I just was like setting up the apartment and everything. I didn't want to do anything. So there were other times that like you did give me like, oh, we're definitely doing something, but I just was like not going to do it. This time I was actually like cheering.

and I had no idea. I know because Monica hit up Lily. Monica hit up Lily the Wait, so was Monica there? Huh? No, Monica wasn't there? This is a very not on the air. I was crazy.

We didn't invite fucking wild. I'd be crazy. Whatever. You guys don't know any. They don't know what's the fucking happening right now. This is so annoying, I bet. They probably look at their,

dude, come on. You know there's some people like, oh, I'm getting a little window into their lives. Little lines. I got to write all this down so I can kill them. I'm going to write all this down. I triangulated their exact location. I'm going to make me to his face.

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I'll be dropping a tier for now to save a little extra for my upcoming two-month long trip. Oh, you both have fun, dude. Blank, he said. I don't know where you're going, but have fun. No worries. They say, I need you to go up two tiers. They say, we're going to have a $59. We're going to have a $2,000 tier.

And if you unsubscribe, that's the only thing. Like, if you, if you unsubscribe and subscribe to like the $1 tier again, you're being bumped up immediately to the $1,000. That is crazy. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to put the tier in. And we're going to have like a boogie-esque type of person.

subscribe to it. What would be the fucking reward? No, put like a $100 tier. Do not put a fucking $1,000 tier. I want that. Because I ain't giving them shit for that. I'm keeping that money. It's the boogie person.

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I don't like this. And I want their money. Stop. Oh my God. I don't like that. Fine. Fine. We'll do 100 tier.

Go, And then six months later we'll go to a thousand. You're a fun. Farewell. All right. Yeah, I read that. A thousand dollars a year is so insane. Why is Chris's neck so vainy when he does that Trump impression?

What would you give them? I don't know. Alaskan oil field trash. Could you possibly give someone for that to just about a thousand dollars? I guess that's enough because you could sell that for a lot of money. We could come. We could each come in a vial and mix it. And then they could figure out what to fucking do.

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cum-filled eyes. That's the Spider-Man version. The animated series. Moncharges is Comptus trip. Monchel. Is he French? He's gay.

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Like it's a clip there it is There you go This is how we're gonna do the show now. It's gonna be like a Mutahar video. Just like a Moodahart. It's just my bedroom. Read the rest of these. That is from Nisgie Jizzy.

It's so dark. What's up? Niggie Jizzy. What? Oh, fuck. That scared me. You got terrible. It was attacking you.

That scared me. Dude, this is fucking insane! This is insane! What are you thinking? Kingson? I don't have eyes. He's he stupid Oh, no, don't do it

Don't give them the teeth, don't give them the teeth, bro. Oh my God, where am I? Okay, Gammas, come filled eyes. Sorry, Miss Jackson. Badly brave. Huggard Derek, duck-cunt, Ethereum, Pergerian, punter,

Naphram, Mephysus 1 or whatever. I busted my hands again last week, but the doctor diss was too tempting. And we fucking did it. The last one is Ting. of haphazard.

Thank you guys for, oh, man. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, guys. What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?

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