The Snark Tank - #251: Sneako Likes Em Young

Episode Date: August 6, 2024

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Which is kind of rare I feel like we're usually scrapping for stuff Yeah But there's there's kind of a lot It is obvious who we are We're Chris Reagan, look at him Look at his Is Derek Blackman look, it's Tom Sweeney

We're all here Remember to go to patreon.com slash the snark tank Or we'll kill you As is the, you know, the promise. Some you niggas, you're like, oh, I don't like ads. Ads hurt my fucking gay ears. And I'm like, hey, if you're on Patreon, there's no K ads, bro.

No ads. There's straight ads. There's no gay ones, though. Straight ads, yeah. I would love to, like, put our own ads, like, just fucked up ads, you know? Yeah, fake ads. Yeah, just fake them. I think I can put an ad on there that would get us.

They would get us kicked on the platform. Probably. It would get us kicked off the platform. Wow, sounds worth it. I think it'd be funny. Okay, cool. There's a lot of things that are funny that don't end with us being kicked off the platform. I'd rather not.

I don't know, man. I love, I love outrage. Do you? Something about it. Something about it. I do like out. I love making people upset. I know that's really terrible, but the idea of making someone so upset that they're like actually mad and they fucks up their day is really funny.

I know what you mean if it's if I feel like what I'm. I'm doing is technically harmless. Like, say, say, if you're, if you're upsetting like a bigot, that shit is delightful to me. You know, like, say, like, the gay shit that I've been doing, like, literally, the literal gay shit that I've been doing. On Instagram, it's just behind my subscription. If you got, I'm just kidding. I don't have any of that. But, yeah, every once in a while, and I might have mentioned this before, the comment section, when the people are upset, it just makes me so happy.

I love me. I do get it. There is a light that shines. I love griefing people, too. I'm not a great guy. You guys probably have to realize that. I'm not the best feller, you know. That's the dynamic.

That's like the, I don't know what a triple yin-yang is, but, you know. Like, I'm, I'm, I don't know. Triple Yinyang y'i-yang. So, yeah. Like, what is it? Maybe I should have said tripector. I don't know. There's two creatures inside of me.

My brain's broken, there's a, there's a, there's a Kingston that wants to be like Spider-Man, a heroic and do the right thing. but there's also my true instincts of just being an actual dickhead. So there's a constant war and the dickheadery wins very often. Yeah. Yeah. That makes sense. I can see that.

99.9% of the time. Not 99% of the time, I'd be dropping anvils on people and laughing my ass off about it. I remember when we were when we first moved into the Glendale place, I remember we walking down the street and there was this feeble old woman crossing the street and he turned to her and shouted the... the N-word directly in her face at full volume. Yeah. And he killed her, in fact.

She fell apart. She fell apart. Just from the sound of it. Just from the sound of it. Just like, I haven't heard that show long. She got so happy. She was like, oh, the good old, ah! And then she...

Yeah, yeah. So stupid. Look, she got so happy a heart started moving a little too much that she died. Damn. Good old classic. Look, there's a lot to talk about. Very cool. Whoa.

Somebody hear that N-word? Like, hurry up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking waiting. That was weird. That's the first I've ever heard a horn in that fucking alley. I never heard a horn in my life. I was really scared.

That's somebody fucking getting topped fucking in their seat and they're like fucking, you know, like, slaying. I'm like, Ah! Ah! Being fucked into a car horn is crazy. It's pretty wild, man. The fucking head and the fucking foot on the head.

What's going on in that car? That's crazy. I wouldn't look away. Because I used to get awkward seeing like weird shit like that, but I would just be like, Whoa. I would pull out a pair of binoculars. Even though you're like a car away. Oh, like a fucking spyglass.

Yarr. That is fucking. 10 feet away with the spy rod. You can see their fucking cells. You can see their skin cells. Yo, I love the y'ar. Got to do it. You got to do it.

If you pop out of spyglass, you got to say y'all. I say you are. Having a spy glass in general a modern time is insane. It's very interesting. It's a little cool. I don't know. I don't know. I would like to have it. It's cool, but like, what are you doing? I'll put it this way. Like, if somebody, if it was my birthday and somebody gave me a spyglass for my birthday,

I think I would be genuinely enthralled. I'm like, this is so, I'm like, this is awesome. I agree. I would be like, this is probably like one of the best gifts I've been given in the last like probably decade, I think. Easily. Yeah. But think of it like this, right? You're hanging out with a guy, right? And he's like, what's going on over? He's like, let me check.

You'll be like, what are you doing? Like, what kind of activities do you partake in that you need a spyglass? It's just cool. It's just cool to have a spy glass. Same thing with binoculars, really. I got to be careful with how I pronounce that. I keep saying brinochulars. I don't know why.

Binoculars? I don't know it's binoculars or binoculars. But like there's an R in there for some reason. My parents are fucking crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't, I don't like binoculars. I like knoculars. My brother did that.

to me with the, how do you say, how you'd say sim simbiote? So the way that my brother would say it is the way that you would say idiot, right? So my brother would say symbiate. Oh, yeah. And so because of that, he ruined. I want to say symbiate all the time. I mean, it's technically not wrong. I think symbiate is like the way you would pronounce it scientifically.

Like something that had that property would be a symbiate. Like if you're like, I think if you're really reading it how it's spelled, you know. I literally don't know. I just assume that Because symbiote isn't a real word It's a word because of Spider-Man Well, it is technically A symbiotic relationship

Symbiotic You mean like the thing The thing that it is Say there's a rapper name Diabolic But that's not a word It's diabolical Yes, that's what I mean

Yeah, gotcha But there's but there are symbiotes still right? No Yeah not like a Not like a fucking No No no no no no no no no no no no no no There's symbiotic life forms

But there's no symbiote No, but symbiote is the thing. But how can something be something oddic if there's no root to the odic? You know what I mean? Like robotic didn't exist before a robot. Because symbiote is like, if you look at the word symbiote, I've done it before, it's not a real word itself. I guess it's technically, it's pretty much a word that does that now. I guess it's because symbiotic and symbiosis are real.

Yeah. And so symbiote isn't? Something that creates symbiosis is symbiotic. or does the prize of symbiosis What you're saying makes sense but also you're saying it That's true I'm also

That's true Because I've never seen the word symbiotee I've never seen something that does symbiosis Called a symbiote directly It's only been referenced in Spider-Man

Either you're completely right Or somebody is freaking out listening to this A symbion in the audience What the fuck Fucking Doing a spice out of his fucking body Killing everybody in a room

we're gonna get we're gonna get a fucking we're gonna get a coffin by venom yeah yeah yeah we're gonna get canceled by the symbiote community for denying their existence Jesus man everybody's getting canceled man we're here we're here we're listening

it's just one person though so that's why I saying we oh yeah we're we're listening we're listening we're listening we're here we are non-binary we're right right exactly that's like real shit right there that's kind of this technically kind of like a symbiote Biotes are fucking woke.

Woke be oats over there. Woke be oats. Listen. So, what the, how do we even get to this? I don't know. It's a word now. It became a word, actually. It's like it is now accepted?

It's officially a word, yes. Or it wasn't like that the entire time. Yeah. It wasn't like just all the entire time. What do you read? Recently. This is more recently. This is like within the last like 20 years.

A symbionic organic organism that in symbiosis. So something that creates symbiosis. Does it have the thing that you can, the audio that it can pronounce it? Symbio. Symbiot. So, yeah, so I would, my brother would say it's symbiate, like, like, idiot. I really do. I think that kind of, I don't know, I feel like certain words are just allowed to be pronounced in different ways, and it's not really that big of a deal.

Simbiot? Like a symbiate. It, like, then, like, a sim, because the symbiote, I don't know, the oat kind of makes it almost sound like it's Canadian to me or something. Like, like a Canadian, like the way they say, how. Hoose. Hose. Hose. Hose.

I'm like, ew. A boat. A boot. A boat. That's what it sounds like to me. Yeah, I think I've always just heard it from, I was introduced to that word through the Spider-Man video games. Like specifically the PS-1, the PS-1 game.

Actually, it became a word within the early 1980s. 1890s. Okay. So it's pretty late. So it's that before or after Spider-Man. It's pretty late. Mad, you're moving mad right now. Really not that far before, though.

You didn't know about the Industrial Revolution Spider-Man? There probably is one of them. Steampunk Spider-Man. That's real, but like the idea of him and back that time, I'm Spider-Fella. You see? Spider-fella. I really do think that, like, that idea is so fucking, like, the idea of a Spider-Man in, like, Jack the Ripper Times in, like, London is fucking dope to me.

Like, I think, because there's something about that time period where there's no cameras, there's no technology. Like, he would become a crypto. basically. He wouldn't be like a hero. He'd be like Mothman or something. Which is kind of cool. That's fucking dope as hell. I would play the shit out of that game or watch the shit out of that movie or whatever. That

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Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building, hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point.

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This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. I love it. I like the idea that Spider-Man wipes people up and then just drops them. I think that's so fucking cool. I think that's such a cool idea. Like, he's not murdering anybody. He webbed you up and he's like, what do you mean he's not murdering anybody? Because he webs somebody up and he's like, an hour house is going to fall. You got to figure it out. He gives him like a parachute that's like a bunch of chains around it. And in your mind, that's not. Why do you? Well, the way that I've always thought about it was like it must, like when he webs people to like a top of a lamppost or something upside down, like surely, like surely, it doesn't just like five hours, six hours later just pop away.

No, it starts fading. It starts slowly but surely. Yeah. So the way that I imagine it slowly kind of just like lowers them to the ground. I think I think it slowly dissipates and eventually can't support their weight and they fall down. And then they free fall down. But if it slowly loses the elasticity or. or it slowly loses the support of its weight,

then wouldn't it just lower them? Yeah, but like, imagine not, like, on the side of a building, you know, like... On the side of a building, you're fucked, yeah. Or, like, even on a lamp... You're going to slide a little bit. You're going to slide maybe six feet and then fall. Yeah, like, if you're, like, 10 feet in the air, maybe you'd be fine. Like, on a lamppost, you know, upside down and it's fucking integrity falling.

You're like, uh-oh. Yeah, that's a little too high. You know, like, people have died. It's like... It's a little too high. He scared people. Like, if you had to. I mean, no, the police...

The police. The police come before seven hours. How fucking annoying is that shit? I think what happened. I'm like, great. We got to fucking. Couldn't you web him to the ground, asshole? You know what's crazy?

He's that it's stronger than steel to his web, so stronger than it's just so they can't. It's like, they got to get some strong shit to cut through it. That is so inconvenient if you think about it. Well, he has to hold. People he has to hold sometimes. It doesn't matter because the people that like he's fighting that are strong enough to break out of, I just start to break out of it. Yeah.

So like it doesn't need to be steel to get regular people. So I think that's kind of hilarious. I guess the support things, like when he's lifting cars and stuff like that so he doesn't just snap. I think it's really to support him so he couldn't swing. He's easy. He can easily. Like if it's a string of steel. Right.

That's what I'm saying. He'll be fine. Yeah, if it wasn't as strong as steel, he would fall and die. But it's much stronger than steel. Whatever, no. Yeah, that's weird. I don't know how that works, but fine. This teenager managed to build this.

Yeah. And why didn't they get cancer? Why didn't they build the World Trade Center? out of Peter's web. It's so stupid in general. There's the idea of that, the idea of like, the idea of that,

duh, you're blowing my mind right now. Bruce Banner should just be a tumor. He got hit with so much gamma radiation. He should just be a living tumor. He literally should just be a tumor. That's right. Fucking,

Captain America got hit with Zeta rays. Zeta rays give you cancer so fast. It's hilarious. Look, and he turned into a perfect white man. Like, what the fuck? It's a bunch of bullshit.

It's not going to melt. Spider-Man's web. Yeah, you can't melt Spider-Man's webs. Jetfield can't melt Spider-Man's webs. 100%. Now, that's a shirt. Print it. The Dear Spider-Man being too lazy to stop 9-11 is crazy.

I got to find out. I want to make an, I'm going to make an Alex Jones shirt. And it will have that quote or something. Yeah. And I'm going to convince people that he actually said that. Because it's actually kind of believable. The amount of dumb shit that he said, he's like, listen to me, listen to me. Spider-Man's web, stronger than Steve.

they had steel in the World Trade Center and they took it out the last second. They replaced this. So you tell me if this was a inside job or not, you stupid nit. Listen, we got, he says so much dumb shit.

And he genuinely says so much dumb shit that he doesn't know he's saying dumb shit. Can I be honest, I miss him a little bit. I don't. I know he's obviously, he's a terrible person, but I kind of,

kind of miss like some of his shit being interjected into. I know what you mean because he was of the, of the crazy people on the right, he is the most amusing by a mile. Yeah. Like Candace Owens isn't funny or interesting. Not even a little bit. Ben Shapiro is really boring and nerdy and annoying.

Alex Jones is funny. Yeah. Like when he was freaking out about the frogs, dude. Amazing. That's an iconic. That is, if he didn't believe it, if this wasn't a real person,

it would be like high tier. art. Yeah. Like that would be like top tier comedy. Like he would be like, is it Chris Farley or Alex Jones? I don't know. It's a tight race, I think. It's a tight race between funniest fat person. Totally. Yeah, rest and peace Alex Jones. Right. Yeah.

That's a shame. I don't be Alex Jones. We don't miss you. Same he got blown up by a plane flew into him. Yeah. He got carpet bombed. They carpet bombed his house three times over. A second plane. Is it Alex Jones? That's a service. second played.

All right, listen, we got a lot to follow up on Mr. Beast and Chris Tyson. That shit has been evolving as far as I know. People are coming for the throats now. Yeah, man. For the crown, because that's always happens, right? Whoever's at the top that people have to take him down a peg because people are assholes. Bees! People are assholes.

It couldn't just be like, why can't Jimmy just be a guy that wants money and also help people simultaneously? Why can't that exist? and people are like, no, it cannot. I refuse to believe that. So one of his former employees comes out, forgot his YouTube name, something just dog in it or some shit.

So, you know, kind of person here is he's a fucking filthy beast. But it's just this guy that's trying to be a little bit more like, the presentation of it kind of annoyed me because I was like, oh, God, here we go, some Idubs bullshit. Like somebody was trying to,

because he was in like a cop kind of thing. Oh, and he has like a whiteboard that has all like the whole thing. And I was like, this is something that I dobs would. I feel like there's something. that he would have done or something. Right, right.

I'm probably. And I was, that's stupid. But then I did. I was like, I was gaming and listening to it. And I was like, oh,

um, the stuff saying that he fakes certain things, this is CGI, this is this. I don't give a fuck about that. But he showed some interesting things that could be explained away and some things were explained away by another employee that was saying this guy's full of shit.

When you see people that are working for Mr. Beast and they're supposed to be normal contestants, like not associated with Mr. Beasts at all. saying those people were replaced by the people that couldn't make it. It was during like COVID stuff. There's people that were like sick that couldn't make it. So then they threw it in.

And I'm like, so at this point, he said, she said, because I understand how that could be true, but also it could just be totally lying and say all that stuff is fixed and controlled. Because I can also believe that as well. Yeah. When you're running big operations, like, and to be fair, I don't give a fuck if that's all fixed and controlled except for when the guy mentioned the, what do you call it? sweepstake stuff about people winning shit. And he was saying like a lot of that stuff was kind of faked or a lot of people didn't receive shit or people that he knows. And sometimes he had proof that, oh, here's a YouTuber couple with 700K subscribers that happened to be randomly won some shit. Yeah, they won the mistakes or whatever.

And like, and I remember the girl's the girl in the video says, oh, thanks Mr. Bees for picking us. And it's like, he didn't pick us. We won. And I was like, that seemed a little weird. Maybe you should have cut that out. That was a little... I guess, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

To me, I tell you, I've always just been... I know that this is not true, but like I always for some... I've had it in my brain that no one ever wins a sweepstakes. Okay. Like, that's not real. Like, that's not... Because you can just not do it and no one would know. That's very true.

What's the point in actually doing it? Just have a bunch of people protect... Just say you're going to do it. I've seen my friend win one thing like that. I want a PS4 from Taco Bell. You said you did. Did you actually get it? I did.

And that was the thing. Don't actually won that car, remember? Someone won a car? Yeah, Joe won a car? What are you talking about? Of course he won a car. You said he's lucky. Remember that gallery of shit?

That was that fucking car in the middle of the gallery. That like, oh, you do what six days you get win it? Joe actually won a car. He didn't want it. So they gave him like another prize. Swear to God. Oh, I don't. What did he get?

What did he get that? He got money or something like that. Oh, cool. I was like, fuck you, dude. But yeah, you're all, you're all like porn like 19. I was like, fuck you. He spiked out heavily in luck. Speaking of Joe, by the way, this is weirdly related.

Yeah. So I don't think Joe would care if I talk about this. But like he was doing a Mr. Beast thing. Like he was, that's why he came to Palm Springs to see us for a little. Wait, really? Like this weekend, the last few weekends, he was here? Yeah, he was, he just drove out there because he was in Vegas anyway doing a thing with his release. And he said like there was so many contestants and it was so poorly thought out.

and people were like collapsing. In Vegas? Weird. Yeah. There were people in Vegas like collapsing because they didn't feed them enough. They didn't give them water. They didn't tell them like what the fuck was going on. And so like people were like collapsing left and right. I think he saw like three people like have seizures or something.

Oh my God. And so he's like I'm leaving. This seems like this seems like this seems like so he just met us in Pop Springs. But dude is why. So I wouldn't be surprised that the idea that Mr. Bees just does not know how to organize things properly. I mean, there you go. First-hand information.

Also, people should probably take better, like, be more, like, if I'm entering a suit States in Palm Springs, I'm going there knowing I'm in Palm Springs. Well, it wasn't Palm Springs. It was in Vegas. But, I'm sorry, Vegas. I'm going there knowing that I'm going to be in Pong. Like, I just think, I think a lot of people, like, obviously, duh, you know, like, are dumb and gay.

Well, they are. But they are. A lot more people are gay and they will admit. And a lot of people are fucking stupid. So, yes. You're correct by that metric. But is it like, I don't know, people don't take autonomy at all pretty much anymore. So it's like, yeah, you're not giving me the things I need to be in a desert.

It's like, yeah, because I'd assume you would. Well, also, it's safe to assume they would be able to do the same thing as well. I would assume Mr. Beast with the infinite wealth that they would just, here's the credit, here's the company card for whatever, which has a giant limit because he's so, wealthy, get everything we need. So, you know, you overdo it and then return whatever we don't use. I'd assume that as well. For sure, you would hope

that would do that. That's a very safe assumption as well, but also I'm taking care of myself in that situation. Sure, I know you would. But see, you're not on that level of like, see, we have so many things put in place for dumb people. There are signs that are completely useless for us. Yeah. There are certain things, there are certain fences you would never

touch. And it's like danger, pedigro, like, peri-egros, like peligro and all this shit. Because you know, You know, like, oh, this is near a transformer. I'm not going to touch this thing, but some people. You saw a video of that girl jumping over the fucking fence. No. Like shaking her ass on an electric game.

She fell into a fucking conductor. And she turned into fucking human torch for a little bit. No. I did see that video. It's really sad. She was drunk. It was really sad. She twerked on a fucking, like a power pylon or something.

And she was gone. She became electro for like one minute. The gabber teeth was fixed for a little bit and then she exploded. He was like, all this power. Oh. Damn. It is really fucking sad, but it's also just like, dude, like, there were so many people recording that.

I'm like, none of you thought to be like, don't go in there. Yeah, shitty people. Like, I don't know, man. Yeah, the people that are like, hey, please don't do this. Yeah. It's like people where people are like doing something dumb and like they're about the fall and you're recording that instead of being like, hey, don't do this. Dude, there were so many times where like I've had to be like the voice of reason

in situations like this. We're like, we, I remember having friends and I won't out there, but the person who, the person who, the person who this. his stories about is absolutely listening. And she would go on these hikes, right? And she would go up up into the fucking hills. I know exactly you're talking about. Of course you do.

And she'd be like, let's go see the, let's go, I have this spot up on the mountain where you could see like the entire city. I was like, okay, cool. And then it's like in the back of someone's house. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new

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Yes. building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point.

How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for Indeed,

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Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for indeed sponsored jobs. I'm like, dude, you're going to get shot. You're up in the hills, dude? Like going into somebody's backyard just so you could see the fucking... Back of someone's house. Yeah, and she's like, yeah, but I don't think anybody's home. I'm like, You are built to die. You're built to die. What happened is that some people don't have. This is the thing, right?

You need a fear response. You shouldn't live your life scared, right? You shouldn't live your life afraid of things, but you have to understand danger. Some people don't get that. Unfortunately, being a minority, you are, that shit is put into your brain. Look, the moment you come out of your life. You're right? As soon as you become a kid, you're like, oh.

You're right about that 100%, but it's. I feel like even goes deeper, like trespassing goes even deeper where it's just like, in what fucking, in what universe? Would you be okay with somebody just randomly coming into your property, like on your property? Like, isn't it just like a normal common sense thing? If they stung it on my property, they stumble on my property, I'd be like, hey, can you get out of here? That's it. Well, it's respectfully, I'll have a gun on my person and I'll be like, hey. That's the thing.

It's like, why put yourself in a situation? In a situation like that. Like, I don't know. I can't. Because imagine, you have a house and you're like, oh. I definitely trespassed a bunch of times when I was little because of the fact that, like, in New York City, you're a dumbass kid running through apartment buildings doing... Like, I told the story a few times. Like, when I was just in this fucking, like, apartment building that shouldn't have been in.

And I saw fucking chickens. And I was the first time I saw chickens in real life. And I was like, what the fuck is what they look like for real? They actually do that. And we were, like, running through this running through... New York is such a weird place. It's insane. You would see chickens for the first time in an apartment complex.

I never saw... I never saw chickens for real. I was like maybe like eight and I was like this this is what chickens really look like like for real like on TV in person chickens. Nice. And we were definitely trespassing. We should not have been where we were. Like directly in someone's apartment. Like you were just in like the complex.

Yeah. And I was obviously like the idea of like I mean I do that still to be fair. Like I sneak into my old apartment complex to use the pool. I don't think I. Really? Yeah. I don't really. It's so walkable.

To me it's kind of like no harm, no foul. I'm talking about like like like a private home and say. somebody if we were talking about apartment going into somebody's apartment you know imagine just walking in and like oh hey hey you're like what get out of here get the fuck out of you what do you like I like your yard I want to look at the trees through your yard and say yo get out of here for I shoot you you have you have moments before I shoot you it's it's you know it really everything like that to me when somebody has a mentality like that it just comes down like you you were talking about and it comes down privilege right you have done this you feel like you're safe and you just

like, because we can't afford to do shit like that. There's no fucking shot. I never feel safe. There's no way. Dude, I pass and I don't feel safe doing that. Like, there's no shot. There's no shot. I'm going to be caught dead. I'm not, I will, I will be caught dead doing that. Like, what's going to happen? Because I know I'll die. I know that sudden will go wrong and I'll be like trying to

stop it and then they'll get scared of me. And I'm like, no, no, I'm not doing it. The thing for me is my daughter. My person's daughter is going to say hi to you. And then all of a sudden, the dad's going to see you. You're a predator. And he's going to sniper. He's going to sniper. That's why I'm afraid.

He pulls out a dragon arm. They don't even use. That's a World War II ass gun, dude. He just ready. He's not gone. He digs in his pocket. He takes out a sniper rifle. You are, by the way, maybe 20 feet from this person.

So this, it just zoomed in on your fucking cells. Dude, by the time, by the, by the time. he extends to you, you're less than 15 feet away from him by the time the gun is pointed at you. And he shoots to you just apparate. I can't even imagine how much damage a bullet, a sniper rifle bullet would do from that close. It doesn't even matter. It's the kind of damage where like the extra damage doesn't matter. You're just still absolutely dead on.

I'm actually, because of velocity. Would it do less damage? Because of like... It has... No, because you'd assume that it would be moving its fastest the moment after it shot. Right after propulsion, it would be moving its few to assume. Fair enough.

I don't know, actually. That's like... That's my assumption. Yeah, I guess so, right? Yeah, I guess so. That's like falling... I jump off a 70 foot drop and I punch you and I jump off an 85 foot drop and punch you, you know?

Like, the damage is more, but like, so what? You know, like, whatever. Yeah, I just still basically. exploded. It's still dead, you know. Like, there's really not. Are you doing that is such a crazy way to go.

Do you guys see that? There's this thing I think in like the 80s. There's a crazy way to go. There's a story that I read about a lawyer in the 80s in Canada who wanted to prove to like a bunch of people that his windows were unbreakable. And so I don't know why the fuck he was doing this.

But like he ran. He had to guys shoot him. That's the window. And then somebody shot him with his dragon op. And he got him. No, he jumped, he jumped, he threw his, like, full body into the window. And the window didn't break, but the frame came out. And he just fell out with a window, like, fell like 20-something stories and died.

Oh, my God. But, you know, he's right, though. It did, you know, it did not break. What a waste of life? Like, why, why did I do a demo? on the first story and you won't die. Imagine spending so much money going to law school just to die like that. So stupid.

People waste their lives, man. They do. It's so, it's like the motherfuckers that go fucking swimming in caves. It's like, you are so stupid. Yeah, I just saw a scuba diving cave with a sign,

a scuba diving cave with the sign saying emphatically in like throughout sentences, you were probably going to. die if you go past this point. Do not go. They had to make it so, because people kept doing it and kept dying. And it was like, a bunch of people have died. Do not go further. You probably, and then, you know, oh, fuck this sign. And then it went died. Because they just, I don't know. I don't know what it is. I feel like just people just don't. It's the same people that like, what do they see die and they're like, fuck the woke mob and their fucking die signs.

fucking woke mob. Yeah, and then they head first dive into a fucking quarter-sized hole in a cave. Then it end up fucking next to the fucking Leviathan and shit like that and they're like,

oh man, I can't get out of here. There's no, he's literally the only gap between the upper area and the water is the size of his lips maybe. And he just can't breathe.

He's sucking on rock. He can't get any oxygen. That's how he's eating. He's just sucking the nutrients that are fucking boulder. The bottom of the sea, sea, the bottom of the sea creatures that have like rainbow colors. Oh yeah.

So would that just reinforce him thinking that this is DUI? God, they're getting the fish too. God, fuck. God damn D-Ebis. He's been starving for 14 hours at this point. And he's still angry about the woke fish. He still had the woke fish

every time when passes by it. I like wokefish as a fucking I feel like that's a ska band. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. I was just thinking it was like it sounds like a band. the idea of being mad at fishes for being rainbow colored is I feel like I understand I would respect that

I would respect it too the level of like oh you're actually like you're for real you're not just a trend jaser like you're actually upset about this one thing I will say one thing I will say about that stuff is like look with all due respect that flag is getting fucking ugly like that flag is

with everything in it with all the extra thing Yeah, like the current day, like, LGBTQ flag is the ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen. Like, it is a fucking ugly. Like, objectively speaking, it is ugly as sin. I feel like, I feel like you shouldn't say that, but, uh, I would, I mean, I don't think there's anything incorrect or wrong about saying that. It's not aesthetically pleasing. Um, I, I, I think that that flag is not a flag I'd particularly like to have blown in my

house because of its appearance. But I think... So you're saying what I'm saying. But I think it is a flag that represents a group of people that deserve we represented. Why not just the rain? I feel like the rainbow did a good job, though. I feel like...

It's not... I feel like... It's not all encapsulated. It should be... I feel like it is. I feel like it is. It should be implied, obviously. But the thing is that that group of people, so many of them have always been discounted in general.

Look, look, look, look, look, look. You're trying too hard. No, I'm not trying to hard. No, I'm not. I'm not trying to hard. I believe we should treat them normally and normally is, hey, your flag's kind of ugly now. No, no, I'm not doing a trite-to-art thing. I just, I understand, you know, I'm like, like, I get why people want to do all that.

And I'm like, I'm like, it's not hurting me. I think, so like, whatever, do your thing. That's the thing. No, it's, I'm not saying it's hurting anybody. I'm just saying, like, I guess from my perspective, it's confusing because they're supposed to understand fashion, you know? Yeah. That's, that's exclusively gay people. I think that's a, I think that's an assumption.

So as they became, like, less and less of, like, a percentage of the overall equation, like, the style kind of, like, fell part. People just started throwing in their own colors that represented their marginalized group. And then it just started getting kind of, looks a little messy now. What is the fuck like currently? Oh, please, oh, please look it up. Yeah. I haven't seen this. I like, I like the rainbow shit.

It's dope. And I just think, like, the simple rainbow was great. LGBT. I think, well, the Q, and I think you just put plus and then it just, hello. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with

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Everything else is implied. It just implied that, hey, anyone who's rocking a flag is obviously. cool with everybody else. I mean, literally like the rainbow. It's not it's not the worst. Look at him trying. He's trying. It's not the worst thing. It's not the worst thing. It's the thing you should put one of those blue cop ones. Is this the one? I mean, right?

This one. I mean, that's a version of it. That's a little, that's a little bit older. That's a version of it. That's the one. That is the one that I was like, that's fucking gross. There's one I saw that had like a lot, a lot of stuff on it. I was like, this is, that was probably like a joke. We got to put a thin blue line one. Because, you know, the, oh yeah, the fucking blue American flag. We got we got to be inclusive Anyway We're talking about Mr. Bees a little bit

It's not a bad flag I disagree actually You are lying It's not the it's like You're lying Like it's not a flag If I was designing a flight It's not what be able to design

But this is not offensive It's not a car Your reaction It's crazy But so hold that Hold on, hold on You're too Seriously

That was the fastest Comedy moment I've had in a while So earnestly speaking, between the rainbow flag and that one. Obviously, the rainbow looks more pleasant to die. For sure. But I like a lot. It's a rainbow.

Rainbows are inherently pleasant looking. Right. That's the nature. Like, even as a little kid, people are like, oh, rainbows are gay. I was like, that sucks because they're really pretty. That sucks. That sucks. They're really pretty.

I like the colors of the rainbow. That sucks. I love that they're gay. Remember like the Cocoa Mingo trick? The frigifrio frio frio's back in. in the east and the cocoa mango trader had the rainbow one obviously you're like oh I want the rainbow one I would never get the rainbow one

damn aggressively a little bit of stink on that oh no start spitting on the ice cream guy you see a rainbow and you see a rainbow in the daytime I get actual rainbow and you get fucking you start crying and pissing yourself

you get angry and hard and confused you gotta lay down is that what the gate like you know how the full moon sets off the werewolf. Like is it like The rainbow set off the head? The rainer's like the weargames? Yeah.

The wearer game. Whoa. Wait, that's, that explains a lot. What do you mean? So let's, hold on.

Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Okay. Let me explain. Okay. So the rainbow flag

really pisses certain people off. Yeah. But the only reason you would be pissed off at that is if you're, if maybe you're wrestling with certain things, right? Maybe you're wrestling with the inner gay wolf.

Yeah. And so like, I think the rainbow flag is like, like the full moon to like closeted Republican gaze. Ah. So like they see the rainbow and they like, that outfit's terrible. Immediately download.

Your shoes. Your shoes are so they don't match. He's shaking. He's shaking his, brings out his phone. Grindr. Grind. Grind.

Grind. That would be an amazing. I love that idea. The idea of him having a freaking, like a rainbow flag, fucking, uh, facetic while he's just saying grind with a mini gun. That is so fucking funny,

dude. With a mini gun. It's shooting rainbows. It's shooting fucking dildos. All right. So listen. Yeah. We got,

we have a lot. Yeah. Let's get it to a 40 minutes. Oh my God. So the Mr. B stuff. Oh yeah. We talked a little bit about the Mr.

B stuff. Was there something additional with the Tyson, Chris Tyson stuff? Oh. Oh. There's more people coming out trying to. trying to take shots at, there was one that I thought was so stupid.

There was this girl, I think she was trans as well. That was, and it was before Chris started HRT. So I think he was still Chris at the time, right? But now- What are you doing? Nice, sir.

Huh? Almost stop. Uh-oh. Okay, I'll just go move for it. I don't know what's happening right now. I don't know what's happening. So, yeah, there was some, this one was stupid,

but the people were coming out and saying other things. I guess there were some discord leaks. I didn't see them yet. Because I'm kind of uninterested or like I'll maybe hear whispers about it if it's something crazy. But I saw a story about someone. Oh, I was, I was kind of claiming that they were sexually abused. They weren't.

They just kind of had like almost kind of like a one side of relationship where Chris Tyson got involved with this person. They got sexual, you know, moved in and started working. and like Chris would just get like a bunch of blow jobs mostly didn't reciprocate quite as much as they probably should have. But you know, the person kept doing it. So it wasn't like, Were they underage? But no. I don't care.

Exactly. Yeah. It was one of the things like I was like, so when, when is the abuse coming in? And it never did. And I was like I can't really have wasted my time reading this time. Yeah. At that point it's like a he should see. She said.

Yeah. It's just like if you're just sexually. It wasn't like a very sexually. It just wasn't. Yeah. It was like a bad balance of a relationship. I guess, but that's not any, there's not even close to a crime.

Like, I'm sorry, like, go away. It was the same thing with like, uh, I hate when people do that by the way. When people like jump on like, just like I have an experience with this person and it's like the lamest fucking like

non. Yeah. It's like, are you serious? Even people that don't like Chris Tyson were like, people don't understand that when you do stuff like that and invalidates the people that are actually going through stuff like that. Of course.

And it's really fucked. It's, you don't, you don't understand how much the person like someone turning and you're being like, yeah, I'm a victim. as well. Yeah, with all due respect, like, you gotta come, if you're, if you have anything to bring to a story like that, it has to be, with all due respect, equivalent. At least. At least or worse.

Yeah. Like, you can't come in there and mean like, they flirty with me and ghosted me. Yeah, I had a bad experience. I'm like, that's, you can, I go through race every day. I'm technically Hispanic. It's like, you're doing. I've had. You know what I mean? Like the idea. You know, I'm gonna, I'm gonna expose my ex that fucking treated me like shit. Let me just do it. I'm gonna make a, I'm going to make a fucking 20 minute video and and I'm going to talk about this terrible thing. Trying to destroy them. This is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends. This is sponsored by Raidshadow.

I've seen those before. Dude, those are fucking wild. That to me is the funniest. Like, it's like, I want to take you seriously. But damn, you kind of like, damn. Like, why did you do that? You didn't hit the mark correctly. Why do you do that?

Do a secondary video. There's so many people that make serious videos and they put ads in them. And that, that is, it's brave. It's brave. I kind of wish I was I wish I was shitty because I want to do stuff like that. I would probably do that

to be honest with you. I don't think you would. I think I'm just like, eh. I think if you were trying to make lie to your situation, maybe you will. Yeah,

maybe. I guess so. I guess about you. I think you've lost so much. Yeah, right? I think you've lost so much respect for the YouTube machine

that you might do that. Probably. At this point. You've lost so much you don't respect it at all. So you're like whatever, I guess. Fuck it.

At this point. You put it a fucking extend ad in a middle of like you talking about I would totally do it. Absolutely. I would use their product way too much. Guys, I love the idea of having like I like all right guys

this is this is a serious topic. I made this ad a couple months ago though so I gotta get it out. Dollar Shave Club it's like the tone completely is completely fucked stupid ass silly ass fucking joke

anyway. Oh man. Anyway, okay so that means he had that watch that whole video too. And they were like, yeah, this is a good video to throw advertisement on. Yeah. This video about pedophilia.

Yeah, Chris, go ahead and make this fucking Bluetooth video. This blue two ad about it. And it's like, what the fuck? If you're trying to get your fucking, go, go, go. So we got, all right, Mr. Beast, Chris Tyson, whatever.

It's all set. Okay. We got Chai Kinnat. No, we got, yeah, Chai Kinnat. Speaking of, speaking of people talking to miners, Kai Sanat's camera guy, I think.

Yeah. got outed, I guess, for talking to some underage people or person, fucking whatever. Does anybody know how old this guy is? I definitely an adult. I think like... Brown-Kais least maybe 25-ish. How old is Kai sent it? Kai's about 25.

Is he? Yeah, so I think it's like 23 to 25 talking to somebody underaged, basically. She said she was 19, but he found out that she was lying and continued to talk. So, you know. That's high is 20, so he's very young. Holy shit. Oh, wow. So, uh, still the cameraman's probably around.

That's Kai's aide on his camera man. Yeah. So we don't know, but, but assuming, obviously the whole point is that the, the cameraman's an adult, uh, wind. So he found out before, did anything sexual happen or was it like a doctor disrespect? Wait, wait, doctor, I don't know the whole thing about Dr. Respect. But from what the, from what we know, Dr. Disrespect, it was like online. Yeah. sexual shit or whatever.

Right. Do we know the extent of what's happening with this camera guy? So with the price and that stuff, as far as, I always look at these situations in the sense of like, how are the people closest to them reacting to it? You know what I mean? And Kai was pretty much like, fuck, we're done. I'm out. Like this guy, no.

And so that enough to me is like, if you're working with somebody for that long, I don't know if you would necessarily cut them off or something that you know or believe to be, like, false. or guiltless. He's the size that he's so big. He had like anything, anything. He's just, he's a face of a company,

you know, he's trying to make his money. He's clearly focused on that. But I feel like that goes on together. But that's kind of evidence to the, I feel like, that's what I'm saying, though.

I feel like you are so big at that point that like you can't, I feel like you can afford to go to bat for people who are genuinely not in the wrong. You know what I mean? I agree. Like, if Dr.

disrespect, with all due respect, if Dr. disrespect didn't do anything wrong, I don't think that company would have dropped him. I don't think they would I don't know I can agree that that makes sense

but I think when you're like When you're just on a grind You're like a big name Any small thing could fuck you up And you fumble and you just You end up I don't agree with that Because so many people

Who are cancelled Are still making boatloads of money They sweep a lot of things They sweep a lot of things On the rug for sure I think it's when there's the dead the rights thing I think when there's still like Say some shit up in the air

I feel like that's what happened with the Chris Dalia where in my opinion Christalia the comedian I've seen enough to where I'm like all right this guy's a scumbag I think I've seen enough

but I feel like a lot of his fans did not see the extent of what I saw so there was people that distanced themselves for a while but then all of a sudden

like oh he's been invited back on some of those comedy podcasts yeah I saw on a podcast recently I was like oh alright I was like I don't and I think maybe some of those people didn't see

the extent of like because the way that Chris DeLeah tried to portray it was as if there was like one girl or something. And there was something he clarified this or she lied or something. And I'm like, there were multiple girls. He didn't address all of them. So I thought it was kind of interesting. But anyway, I think with that much like leeway with people not really knowing the full picture, you can kind of, and I feel this will happen with the Ava Chris Tyson because there was things floating out for a while, right?

Right. Yeah. And Mr. Beast and do shit. And then now all of a sudden, Mr. Beas is like, got to cut ties. We're going to have a third party investigator. And I'm like, all right, bro. You only did that because things got too big. Yeah, exactly.

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Because the thing that's crazy, I just don't understand because, you know, if you're adjacent to Kaysenat, you're going to get infinite pussy. You're just going to. Like there's no way if they want pussy, if that's the whole thing. Right.

Like you're going to get it. So the idea of, I mean, yeah. You're going to. If that is what you want. Like, there's no way somebody that famous and being adjacent to them, you're going to get some rub off

because that is what. happens in every fucking scenario. Even some, the, the guitar text and bands will get pussy just to try to get at the fucking other, it's just that you're adjacent to them. I mean, fucking, I was a merch guy one time. And then

some girls were like, hey, what's up? You know what I'm saying? Right. And so anyway, point being, you utilize every advantage we get. Yeah. I actually, I was a bitch and I didn't, but like it was interesting being like, oh, man, I should have. Every minute you get, man. You don't utilize everything get. I mean, look, you just mumble wrap your way through that

You kind of just saw like future. Get your pussy legally. What if this is the whole podcast? You sound like boom power? I would love that. We just put a beat over it. We just loop a beat. And we just,

the same beat for three hours? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And no switchups. Nothing at all. No, I don't want any switchups at all. How dare you switch up the beat? How dare you? How dare you rip?

How dare you ruin my sense of stability Indies trying I can't deal with change Someone's vibe into that shit And then we switch it up And they get so fucking mad They fucking start screaming They carpet bomb the Gaza strip again

They've Holy shit You say again? Oh that's something politically that happened They fucking killed the Hamas leader And somebody else They got a Hamas leader?

Was he in Gaza? No he was in fucking Iran That makes a lot of sense Okay Because I was like no fucking shot Why would that guy be there? No no yeah Yeah, yeah.

So they found him in a rant. Oh. Which is interesting because they could, they could somehow, look, they found, they managed to get the most important person on foreign soil with no, with no casualties, no. Insane civilian casualties. Yeah. So it seems like they're capable. Of course they are. That's all I'm saying.

No comment further, but like, I mean. Look, at this point, I don't know. all I say is I don't know the people that are defending those actions. I don't know how they do it. Stop, stop, stop. Stop. Stop. We need a sponsorship. I don't know how they do it. Let's just like, yeah. I said that's all

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you know, it's talking to Miner's summer. It seems. It's certain people. Yeah, it's one of those things where it's like... It's so fucking easy. It's so easy. So you said that they found out that they lied and still went forward.

Apparently, as far as I know this, I've seen like, I've seen some screenshots of like DMs going around. I didn't read them because it's just whatever. At a certain point, it's like if there's smoke, there's file, like no one's got... I would have seen people be like, this is not what's happening by now. Yeah. Um, so yeah, that, that to me is, is what I understand. Like, he found out that the person was lying about their age. He said she was the, she says she was 19, which like at 25, 22, like, all right, fine. Yeah, it's a little bit young personally. For me, but like, ah, you're, you're, you're old enough. You're a fucking adult. I was, I was 17 in college, like, doing some crazy shit. Oh, I was, yeah, I was, I was 16. That's what I mean, like, you. I got to pull the ladder up behind you, man. It's just what people do. Yeah. You're 18. You're, you're an adult. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, but, but I don't. You can morally not give a fuck. I personally don't because there are actual, like, horrible things that I care way more than, like, some age.

Oh, God. The world's fucking. There's the difference between something being weird and something being like, that's criminal and weird. Yeah, I agree. I just don't put the energy to that. The whole thing, the whole thing was a critical and fucking sneeco. What do you, what do you mean? You didn't hear about that.

Oh, my God. I forgot about that. Jesus Christ. Let's stick to one thing at a time. I forgot about that. That's actually, that's actually mind blowing. I forgot about that. Yeah, yeah, it was stick to one thing, though.

Could you, like, at least got it down real quick? My eyes twitching. I forgot about that shit. I didn't watch all of it, but I heard about it. I just saw the clips. Can't read that at all. It says sneed. Sneed.

I was like, what the fuck is Sneed? Sneed. Neat. With a T-H-S-N-T-H at the same time. It's an S-T-H immediately. Sneed. Anyway. Anyway, yeah, so.

That's apparently the story. It's, look, man, I don't know what the fuck's going on. I don't know why this is like a difficult thing for people to wrap their head around. I guess there's too many. There really is more. People are on the pedal max right now, man. I feel like there are pedal maxing, man. I feel like there's a lot of people that more than you kind of would like to even imagine, obviously,

because you don't want to think about like people being like predators, right? You want to think about people, like I try to make a thing of, I understand why say losers will try to go after younger people because they're impressionable and stupid so they're easy to manipulate because they can't get people their age. But then there's people that I know for sure could get people their age. Like Kyson as cameraman is probably as pussy surround. Like they imagine the amount of girls that want to sleep with these people, anyone in their crew. They could have a party full of like 100 women. And probably get them to do an orgy. Like if they wanted to.

If they wanted to. Right. And so when they do shit like that, I'm like, all right. So that just means that you just and you continue to talk or whatever. That means that that's what you wanted. And probably you said, smoke this fire. This probably ain't an isolated incident. No.

Like, you know, of course I'm just, I'm speculating. But the thing is, this is, you see it keeps happening. Like the, it keeps, oh, young, young, young. the who's that that that char who's that that that really gay dude um um charr fuck richard simmons no he was like a really big YouTuber in the fashion uh makeup in oh james charles thank you the fact that that motherfucker has a platform in general right fucking absurd exactly well this is what i'm talking this is what i was saying earlier it's like it doesn't it doesn't seem to matter really i agree but that motherfucker look james look yeah

true true bro bro several then got caught and then they were more after getting caught. Yeah, no. The dudes are fucking creed. It was, it was, it was worse than Chris DeLea. Like really? I actually don't know much about what happened. It was a lot.

We saw like the like the snap. The Snapchat receipts were crazy. Like the thing, the thing that's, I don't understand like I, I used Snapchat back in the day. I just, it's pretty easy to not, uh, be really stupid or predatory on it. It's really easy to not do it. I do it. I deleted Snapchat so long ago.

I got a girlfriend, I deleted Snapchat immediately. I haven't had it since I started dating Lily. Yeah, it's smart. I tried, so there was the thing that I used to do with Snapchat. It doesn't work anymore where you were able to play audio from, say, YouTube or wherever, and also record. So, like, say if you want to record a video, you would have audio. It was basically a way to, like, have some type of background.

So you didn't have to do any editing. It was just, like, real time, here's my music playing, or here's audio of someone talking. then here I'm doing something. And I was like, oh, let me see if I can still do that because Instagram doesn't let you do that. Yeah. And so as far as I remember, didn't work anymore. So I was like, all right, fuck Snapchat.

Just not doesn't, it's, I think it's only there for like deviancy. I had a gold mine on Snapchat, man. I imagine. I had a gold mine on my bitch. And see, they got to be careful with you like that because people, people know what Snapchat's for. And that's why like there have been so there have been just. Oh, yeah.

Uh, those deviant leaks, people getting exposed. Chris Dalia freaking out about Snapchat probably all the wild shit that he's done Did you Fucking well

Okay so I didn't look into this Super super hard What happened But there was this YouTuber I guess I shared it Because I just couldn't believe That somebody would

Willingly share all of this information But there was this I didn't read I know what I'm talking about I did not do TLDR Holy shit So there was Let me scroll through my timeline

I don't read it I read through all of it Please give me a synopsis because like I was like nope. So as far as I understand, this YouTuber is being accused of, I guess, grooming or some serious pedophile stuff or whatever. Like, I don't really, I didn't really get it.

I've never heard of this guy. His name is Mr. Mr. T. Lexify. Never heard of this person. He's back. He got redirected. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But so, really, I just saw this with no context.

It's just this guy who's like, this is extremely embarrassing to post, but it proves that my ex was, lying about the age of the guy she cheated on me with. This conversation was in 2022 for Coachella and it speaks for itself. I have retained legal counsel and need to let the legal investigation complete itself first. And so it's this Snapchat scroll through this conversation between him and his ex who confirms that she slept with like this guy who was like 17 or something.

I don't know how old these people are though because they seem kind of young. It seemed like 22. It's still, it's weird. but yeah, it doesn't necessarily If you're being accused of literal pedophilia I don't know how much this necessarily goes But the scroll is crazy It's like this long Snapchat scroll

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I really still want you. And then she goes, you can't even make me come. You can't fuck right. He goes, I'm sorry. He goes, you can't eat pussy right either. You can't kiss right. what the fuck am I here for at this point? I thought you told me I ate pussy goods, frowny face.

I thought you liked my kisses. If you don't give me money, there's no point. Yo, damn, she's diabolical, man. Yeah, so let me start off with this. She's a demon. Yeah. And these people are, he's very pathetic and she seems like a genuine psychopath. So, like, I don't really care about the well-being of either of these people to tell you the truth.

What a dynamic, dude. But, like, dude, you couldn't, Batman couldn't origami fold. me enough times to get this information out of me. If I ever said this to a woman Yeah. Where I was like, oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Frowny face. Are you kidding? That's so crazy. Now every girl knows. Yeah, like, why would you do? Like, I don't know, man. That seems crazy.

Like what girl's gonna wanna fucking, unless you wants like some pathetic pussy? Well, so his brand thing, I think, right? So he was doing this and now he's like rebranded as like a Christian and he's like, he's repented is some of his language. Oh, so now he wants like... So he's married, I think, actually, already. Oh, so he probably married to some like... You found a trad person.

Yeah, some trad one that sucks and wants to be abused. He's like, yeah, don't eat my pussy. That's disgusting. Don't ever do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't whoever. That's of the devil. I just, man, it's a long scroll.

It's a very long scroll through message. And it's all of it is just like him. I'm sorry and he's, like, frowny face. Like, she'll tell him like some of the most mean shit I've ever seen anybody say to anybody. So like how... He literally said, what can I do to make my my body more appealing to you?

And she said, skin yourself alive, she said. So this is a demon, genuinely. Oh, she's just mean. Yeah, well, clearly. Yeah, yeah. Well, she's a, she's, she seems like genuinely somebody that probably should go away forever.

Yeah. Because that's a crate, I don't know, man. I can already picture. I can picture her. Like, she's very nice behind it. Like, on the surface. That's not even just BPD.

That's like BPD ultra instinct. Yeah. Like level. Dun. There's so. God damn, man. What, like you said, why does everybody?

What happened to young men, you know? All you needed to do was show the messages where she said like he's 17. Yeah, that part. You need to show the punch for you apologized for not eating pussy, right? What the hell? Over and over again, I'm sorry. I don't need to know that about you. Cuckery is crazy, bro.

I don't need to know that about you. Cuckery is crazy. People getting, people getting sundown and dispected. Like, there's so much. I don't have, like, if you. you're a, look, I don't want to get twisted. There is some YouTubers. Even myself, to a certain extent, I have shared some things, but nothing like humiliating,

at least nothing that I would perceive is humiliating. Yeah. I even, I actually was, I was annoyed, if you remember when Bunti showed, shared some stories about his, like, relationship issues. And there was like some fucking freak-ass YouTubers that were giving them shit. And the thing that annoyed me, I was like, that was like, that was like, like, light work. It wasn't like it wasn't like the type. It wasn't like that

type of shit. It wasn't even close. It was just like oh he was betrayed and he wants to get it off his chest and I'm like all right that sucks man. And there's the level that was one and this is 1000. And I'm like I don't really mind the level ones and I'm like oh man you just pointed hard. All right. You know. I wouldn't have done it personally. But like it's not this is some yeah. And look I'm make no mistake. Like I'm not I'm not sitting here like being like oh I've never like

sent messages that I'm embarrassed by. I've definitely sent messages that I'm embarrassed by. I've definitely probably been pathetic too in like relationships, no doubt. I've never been. The degree of this. The degree? The sheer degree is crazy.

I've never been pathetic because I never respected women enough to be pathetic actually. Facts. I'm being, I'm being, I believe you. I don't think you're lying. But before Lily,

because there was one girl I really liked for a long time and she fucking hurt me really bad. And after that I was like, women are just meant to be street dies less. That is so fucking crazy. Thank you, God. Thank you for, thank you, Lord Christ, for revealing this upon me and bestowing me with this new power. Yeah. Yeah. And then I met my girlfriend. I was like, well, maybe I should respect some of them. Yeah, I'm trying to think of like if I've ever sent something really embarrassing. Like super, super embarrassing. Yeah. Like I'm sure something. It's been embarrassing at like context. Like I think it would just maybe something that would make me cringe a little bit. Yeah. Like I. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. But nothing. There has never been a dynamic even close to it because I wouldn't tolerate that even. If somebody said something. I've had pregnant to. I've had pregnant to. I've had pregnant. I'm. I'm pregnant. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I scares where I've said like, I sound like a pussy in the chair because I'm like, I don't know what they do.

I can't do this right now. Oh, no, I've been scared in mind. Yeah. I know I should ain't mind, bro. I threw up. I'm throwing up.

I'm scared like, shit like that is I'm terrified. I'm like, dude. I can't do this now. What I'm saying is like, I was already deadbeat. What I'm saying is it's,

I was deadbeat central, bro. What I'm saying is it's relatable. It's relatable to like cry over a relationship or like be at that level, right? Where you're just like, oh, man. And you just, you're acting in ways you wouldn't but like dude i'm reading through this and i'm like i can't

believe that anybody could get to this point yeah like it is it is such a steep level her pussy must have been fireworks bro it must have been fireworks coming out that shit that'll do it probably yeah and that'll be yeah and his dick was fucking crazy crazy pussy crazy pussy is crazy girl pussy's different bro it's a mountain to climb it'll it'll it'll have it'll have you beside yourself at moments i'm not i don't know man i'm not into those crazy because like a You don't know they're crazy. But their pussy is the pussy is the sign. Okay.

Oh, shit. Give me, okay, give me an idea of what do you consider like crazy pussy. Like, say what, the performance? Like, what do you sign? The woman attached to the pussy is insane. Uh-huh. Thereby making her pussy better because of how little restraint she has up here. Okay.

So like, that's what I'm saying. So, so, so, so, no way. So I just, I want to understand. So pussy's crazy good. The person's just crazy. Well, why is it, like, say, what, what is the difference we do? Like, in your opinion, I want to know, like, say, what crazy pussy? What does crazy pussy do?

Like, what is she doing to you? I think it's literally just, I think it's psychological and emotional intensity. Yeah. It's, like, it's, it's literally just like, yeah, it's, it's adrenaline, literally. It's literally, it's literally making you, it makes you think that the nature of her being crazy is fine. Right. Because of how intensely you guys are interacting. with each other.

Yeah. So you're like, oh, this is, this girl's crazy, but also she clearly, like, really loves me

because of the, like, how much passion she puts into our interaction. It's, it's, I think there's a, there's a mathematics

of peak in valleys, too. Yeah. If things are really, really bad, and then they go back to, like, just being normal,

that seems like a really great. Amazing. So it's like, it's like a, it's like a perspective and comparison type deal. You're like, you really have to get to a,

she's not stabing me anymore. So we're in, like, She hasn't stabbed me in like eight weeks. But she's still like calling you everything in the book and like making you cry at night. No, but that's true. Like literally like I think it, you know, it's something. Like you got to, you got to do some real enlightening work.

I've never had it on yourself, but I've had a crazy girl pussy. I've, um, I've never, I've never enjoyed that like, uh, it's just, this, this is me. I guess I'm just kind of, I mean, maybe. I mean, maybe. You're too old to still be maybe. I don't know. You're way too fucking old. I don't know.

In your past 30, you should not be maybe. I'll be honest. I think the colon aspect I had like really just straighten me out, bro. Like that whole experience, that whole experience like, I was like, oh, yeah. You didn't like having a mirrorless Sony camera shoved up your colon? Can you imagine? A DSLR? That's crazy.

The idea of somebody being behind my asshole and spreading it open and being like, I'm struggling to get it in. The idea of somebody reaching in my asshole makes my day really worse. They stand you on your head and jump on the camera into your, like they're trying to go down like one of the Mario pipes. Yeah, man. You just got to deal with that. You got to get up afterwards and act like you're a manly man still.

But anyway. You got to be like, yeah. I'm going to the gym now. So, So the Sneco, Sneco has a bunch of weird shit. So the Sneco critical thing. Oh yeah, they had a debate. I don't know why.

I thought it was kind of bizarre. I'm actually completely interkept. Why? Yeah, I don't know. Because Snickle's been on this weird tirade about like consent and the age of consent. Yeah, fuck him. And how arbitrary it is.

And I understand where I think he's coming from, but also like that gives us. You understand where he's coming from? I can understand the argument he thinks he's making, right? He thinks he's like, oh, age of consent is arbitrary because it varies across the board. It's like, yeah. It is arbitrary, but who cares?

That's true, but also you sound like a creep arguing for this. But do you know why? Stop. Do you know why he's arguing for it? It's simple. Islam. Oh, yeah. It's very simple.

Oh, yeah. He converted Islam. I forgot that he was doing that. Yeah. And it's the only reason to. He was kind of a cool guy once too, which makes me really sad. Young him was kind of a cool dude. Like, I probably would have liked Young Sneaker.

He's a fucking cloud chaser. It was just like, say, for a while, he was so hard in the paint in the atmosphere. Then when it started to dip a little bit, he immediately was like, I should like, get out of here. Like immediately he was like, oh, he saw the writing on the wall, but then like it kind of recovered. So then he kind of dove back into it a little bit. Like he's just, he does no conviction. He goes with whatever way the wind blows really for him.

That's what he's doing. So if, if like, you know, Kamala wins and all this stuff and all the fucking chuddy shit dies down, he'll fucking change his tune. He just, he just wants to be on top. He likes, you know, people talking about him. He likes, anyway. It makes me sad. They had a debate. And unfortunately, people are saying, I didn't.

watch. I saw a couple of clips. So I don't know the vibes at all, but there was a lot of people saying that because of Moist Critical is just not a debater. They're saying Charlie's not a good debater and he didn't come off well, which is crazy because Sneco should get obliterated by, I guess, anyone. That's what I heard at least. Yeah. I would need to watch it to see if I agree with that sentiment. Yeah. I mean, that's why I didn't write it down because I didn't really watch it. The argument that Sneaker was making was like a, he said like, so a child that's very, mature that's about 17 years old should not be allowed to get married. But the idea is that a child could go through gender affirming therapy or surgery at the same,

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it'll soon the same argument be for a child doing the same thing and getting married to someone. And it's like, dude, at that age in general, both of those things are very serious, very serious things. They need to be discussed with both people. but the fact that you're so hard arguing this shit is very creepy

It's very creepy It's gross Just stop like just like It's not it's not a one to one comparison at all For many reasons First of all they're both extensively Complex things I really only one is

Well sorry the gender affirming is very complex And nuanced and a conversational And if you listen to people on On that particular side Talking about that shit and the D transition group, you would be so wildly misinformed about it because of the fact that they're like, oh, people transition and then it hurts their biology. And they wonder, and it's like that percentage

is the amount of trans people and then the amount of detransing people in general is so small, it's staggering. They exist. They don't know any of that shit. They exist. Don't get me wrong. That's the problem. Charlie not, you know, ready for a debate. Yeah. Doesn't have any of those statistics. Yeah. And so if you wanted to talk about that, if you wanted to advocate for it, he would just look up those statistics and then be able to absolutely destroy Sneakle's argument. I was clearly thrown at him. It's clearly thrown at him. Well, he's not a debater.

He's not. Yeah. And that's the whole thing. That's why it's like, oh, like, you know, he has a large platform. He offers very safe opinions. That's basically his thing where, you know, like if you were somebody like me that wants to get inside on something, you're not going to watch Charlie. You're going to watch basically Charlie for, oh, this guy, he and I agree on most things.

And I just want to have that reinforced, and reinforced opinion. And so, not that I'm the same thing again. It's not a same thing. We know the guy. He's a good dude. Yeah.

No, that's not saying, there's nothing wrong with doing that. That is, that is basically almost every commentator, right? You watch them because they, oh, we have,

they did they affirm you. That's also, by the way. We're not, we're not armed with statistics here. That's what I'm not, I'm not trying to say that's a bad thing. I'm like,

if you're, if you're trying to get some insight on something, you're not listening. this podcast. You're not watching Charlie. Like that's the whole thing. We may we may give you the spark of the idea to go look into those things, but we are not educators. We are not the most informed people of those things. I would never want somebody to like

inform a, uh, an opinion from regurgitating something I fucking said. Based on what Derek Blackman, Negroes said. I'd be like, stop. Stop. Stop right there. Stop right there. Please stop. You're going to get yourself and you're going to get yourself shot somehow. I don't know. You're going to say something wrong and you're going to say the end word to come up because you're just going to do it by quoting us. He said I could say it.

This man said I could say it. They're going hard with it. Yeah, but yeah, it was a weird. It was weird. Sneco's fucking weird, bro. Stop. Dude, I guess that was the thing.

That was kind of the biggest thing that people were pointing out that it was weird that so many people were freaking out about Charlie and his position more than Sneco advocating for child marriage. And that's the thing that like, hey guys let's not skirt past this and what sneko's saying this is infinitely worse because first of all what adult wants to marry a fucking minor a weird fucking adult literally in every fucking scenario there is no way around it and and something that it would actually make sense other than we're talking about modern days particularly because back in the day nothing made sense

people just did shit my my my friend uh hesus talks about his grandpa the way that he got his the way that his grandma literally took her. Literally on his horse in Mexico road saw this girl like oh I think I like this girl she's like 14 or some shit or maybe even younger literally took her and then dropped her back off days later pregnant and that's how

his mom was fucking born like crazy like that was that's normal that's the world that's what to be listen that's that's been normal for 99.9% of human history up until like modern times basically. And you know, we did. In the modern time, we were like, hey, maybe we shouldn't just take me. I think it's a good idea. Yeah. That we stop taking people and stop fucking 13 year olds. And I think it's probably

a good idea. We shouldn't take people. We shouldn't own people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You shouldn't tell people how not to live. Yeah. It really was that long ago either. Things like that. It really was, it really is not long ago that like where, you know, even like probably like our grandparents lived in a time where like it's just like, yeah, I mean, whatever. She's 15. She can marry. Totally.

Totally. It's an adult. It's not a matter of like, you know, like, that's just the way it used to be. That's fine. And I understand. It's just through a modern lens, especially, I don't know, man. Like, you understand, we understand more now about like just. Human.

Dynamics and people. I look. It's fucking strange. For me, it's like the idea is like you could be a mature young person. Like, I agree. You can be a mature young person. But your experience is still. to be lacking because with age does come wisdom.

Exceptions the rule. Age has come wisdom. I mean, you can be a smart young person. There's always, there's always exceptions. There's also very well-lived young people, but age comes wisdom, period.

Like, you can't deny that. It's not, yeah, it's, you may not be the smartest person or the wiseest person, and there may be young people wiser than you. Experience. It's right. It's not a, it's more about just like you can't build a system

based off of the outliers, you know what I mean? Exactly. 100%. There's undoubtedly a deep, previous 17-year-old who's probably smarter than a lot. There's probably like a really smart 17-year-old woman who's way smarter than 30-year-old guys. Yeah.

I don't doubt that at all. Yeah. Like that's, I'm sure that exists. But generally speaking, just generally, that should probably be frowned upon because more likely than not, that's not going to be the scenario. Yeah. They don't know what the fuck they're going to do. They literally have no idea what they're young. Most people that are in high school don't know what they'll say they know what they want to do, but then

once again to college things change a lot of times i don't like my fucking major i don't know what the fuck i'm doing i like it's it's everyone i feel like everyone goes to that point in their life literally and it's not even it's you're at 17 you're not even close the thing about you go through like your fucking mid 20s you're like yo the world is insane i had no cool the world was this crazy yeah and you figure that out you know like i even the smart people i know went through like this that's what's like charlie you know i'm like damn uh you you you want you know say like it's supposed to be casual and i understand And he probably thought like, oh, mop the floor with Sneco because it's Sneco.

Those guys are jacks, but no, it's just one of the things where especially it's, I, he's just, he's just technically better at debating. That's the thing. That's why I hate debates, man. Yeah. Like, it's that if you can be so good at talking. Modern debates are not debating. They're not. Well, yeah, it's, they're just arguing.

You're trying to, you're just arguing. You're trying to influence people's opinion. You're not trying to actually give like a lot of facts. That's like a, that's like a afterthought, right? The facts and shit like that. He's supposed to debate somebody supposed to be willing to give acknowledge some sort of middle point.

Oh, we've talked about that, right? Like the whole concession thing. Like, it should be like there should be some type of winner, clear winner and clear loser. But also there's supposed to be an exchange of ideas that lead to something. I think debates would be a lot better.

Debates would be a lot better. It's more, but I feel like debating a discussion yes, you're right, you're right. And I feel like we've talked about this before. Debate should be more of a discussion in general, but that's not exactly what they're meant to be.

I just think that or I think it should be, I feel like, discussion should be I feel like Sneko and Charlie should not have had a debate it should be like let's discuss these ideas I think that's what the I think that's what Charlie thought was happening

because he doesn't debate like Charlie doesn't like I don't think he's he's done before but not like it's it's not like an official debate though it's usually just like a conversation that turns into something probably I don't know like I don't watch every single thing Charlie does but like my assumption is that like he doesn't

strike me is like a debate bro. The idea of debating is so fucking insane. I think it'd be a lot better if both opponents had to dock at the beginning and end. Like penis to penis? Yes. There would be more things at stake I guess. If you lose my penis is going to eat.

If you don't concede on something. Yeah. If there's no concession made in this debate, you must dock. The idea of docking that. I like that. If it loses the debate gets all the size and girth the other person. Because you also, you also absorb all of them. Look, you got, you got to, this is

dangerous because you can really like say, because I imagine Sneco has a very, very tiny penis. So at that point, you kind of have to like, you know, you're risking it all. Now you're going to let people, not only are you a cuck, you have a micro penis. Like you got, that's a rough combo, man. He's an interesting fella, man. That's a rough combo. It made me so sad, bro. I was, I watched one of those old videos and I was like, I would have liked this guy. But that's all it, It makes my heart hurt. I was like, oh, man. I was thinking of a Nicocato.

Do you see that guy when he first started off? Oh, yeah, he was like a prodigy, wasn't he? He was a violinist. He was fucking like just clean, vegan looks like had the whole world in front of it. He's like, oh, wait, muckbangs. I'll just do that. And then now he's, you know, he had the eating with an apnea machine on for a while. I don't know if he's still doing it or not, but I remember that was the last thing that I saw

crazy. And I saw his asshole, which pissed me off. That dude. I'm sorry. I saw that shit too. And I was like, I was so mad. I somehow have avoided it, thank God. That's great.

That's fucking excellent. I'm living a great life. One of our friends tweeted it, and I was like, why would they do this to me? Who tweeted it? Do you remember? They're demons. I'm not going to say. They're demons, man.

Why not? I'm not going to say. The same person you were talking about earlier. Oh, yeah. Okay. That makes sense. Oh, man. That's,

anyway. It's like, you know what? Yeah. You know when a knife is on his knee and he picks his sword up and he's just like. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with Ivy. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna, and I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business?

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That shit irks me, bro. They don't. I don't know. There's a bunch of, there's a bunch of, there's a bunch of very available information. The problem is, there's more, for me, you know. And if you're talking about it, if you're arguing about it, you have, you, you, you are, you should inform yourself about those things. Right.

That's why, that's the thing that bothers me so much. That's kind of thing. It's like, if you're arguing from a position where you don't know the, the exact history or the exact statistics, you have to have at the very least a strong philosophy that is grounded, you know like my my like I don't know much about gender affirming care at all really like I don't really know about like what hormones do or like how they affect certain people at what age is or like what age is appropriate for what to be done I really don't know my only philosophy really is I don't really view the human body as like a particularly like sacred unchangeable thing you know

like I just think like if I had if I had the option at some point to like cut my arm off to replace it with a better arm I would do it um if you want to change the way your face looks or fucking what your hair or your eye caught. Like I really, I really just don't care about that. Like everybody has their opinion about. Like I think as a child, there's opinions that parents could have.

And I have opinions about it too, right? But the idea for me to, for me to go on and tear down people and speak, if you're going on a platform to spit out misinformation about those people consecutively. Because this is where the problem comes. It's like the whole thing about the gay stuff in school, right? Well, that should not.

Pretty gay, though. it's not like but that but also it makes me mad all seriousness though like all jokes aside the fact that why it's so well no just i'm just this one piece right the fact that people are so misinformed about what happens there is insane people are like oh they're teaching the kids about all the gay sex like that and it's like no they're not they're informing children that people of those groups exist that is it that is not going to make you gay i think it i think it would make it it would make them gay though It would make them gang. At that moment, they're like, oh, think about it.

So I make sense. Think about that like, at six years old. Genuinely, think about like all of the people that are really raging about this shit. I think it's because it genuinely does affect them. These people are easily impressionable. They believe in the dumbest fucking shit already. And they think that like probably somebody that, a Ben Shapiro can convince them to transition. If he, I think he really could.

He thinks it's that fucking easy. They don't, they don't actually understand how, like, much, how methodical and, and how much planning goes into these thoughts and how sure a lot of kids are. And it's not a sure shot thing. It doesn't happen in a fucking day. And the reason why like a kid would want to even transition in the first place because they understand that like say

if they don't do it early, they're not going to pass as well. And that could give bad results on why they're still unhappy and when parents understand this stuff, that's why they'll sign up. That's why even Elon Musk pretended right really, just a little while ago he pretended that he pretended that he tricked into signing the papers. No,

fuck, no. His daughter now came out on Twitter and said... Sabatian. Bribal and was saying like, no, you read over this multiple times. He totally understood it. You weren't there for me at all. You were a shitty dad. But like, point being, like, is just that like, the parents that go through this understand

the whole plight. This isn't just some random like, oh, on a whim, I'm going to fucking transition because it's easy and it's trendy and shit like that. It's a conversation. And also, the puity blockers, like the right or a lot of people were saying that, oh, it's fucking, it's just gonna nudity you forever

and shit, like, I'm like, nah, Nick. That doesn't work that way either. They don't know anything. They're gay and stupid. Puberty should be blocked, in my opinion. It's a horrible thing. I feel like everybody getting castrated. The being you become afterwards

is a worse version of the pure being you were prior. Well, actually, I don't know. Like, imagine. I don't know, actually, about that. If I could have blocked my puberty and stayed small and adorable my whole life, I would have been fine with that. No, but imagine being a small.

a small and adorable person who's like who still has the responsibilities of an adult imagine being Andy Milanakis yeah that sucks I'd be fine with it that I don't think you would you would I think you would I think you would yeah maybe what is that one the Gary Coleman that yeah yeah I was gonna say like or the Emmanuel Lewis Lewis Lewis is Emmanuel Lewis that is that him that sounds right no Emmanuel Lewis is a singer or a dancer some shit like that right or is it Emmanuel fuck who is it? Are you thinking of, um... I'm thinking of that the, the, the, he's

even smaller than fucking Gary Coleman. Oh, Vern Troir. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Black mini me. No, uh, it's, what is he, what show is he on? Emmanuel Lewis?

Let me put it. Let me, let me, the Emmanuel Lewis show? I don't know. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing,

whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before.

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This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. The Emmanuel Lewis show. Let me see if this is right. Oh, like how it's working real well. Oh, yeah. while the show's on while we're recording and then, oh, it just, nope, Safari can't work because we're gay. You use Safari?

Um, I do. I just don't see any reason to use like fucking Google or whatever. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't like the way it works. It's kind of stupid, but I don't, I don't, just get you, so whatever. I don't really do things on my phone to, like, make it more convenient. What fuck is that? Is that Kyle Massey? No, what?

He looks like Kyle Massey, though. But no, it's not. He just kind of like Kyle Massey. A little bit, I guess. He looks a lot like Kyle Massey. brother. The brother from Zoe with a black guy from Zoy 101. He looks a lot like him. He looks less like him. Webster. I think he absolutely does. I won't say he looks less like Kyle Massey the more than I look at him. He has a catchphrase and I can't

remember this fucking guy's catchphrase is I'm small and black. Yeah that's it. He's from Brooklyn. The life he probably would have had to stay there. Daniel Lewis, get out here. I'm small and black. I'm small and car wheels out of the room. That was how every episode of what shows is small and black. This show is small and black. You know, like that many sitcoms were back in the 80s, small and black, he's small and black. The snaps. Hello everybody, he's small and black.

And then it just ends. I literally, I don't know, man. I just, I, it's okay. I feel like I should, by my nature, chase and try to consume people that are that small. Oh, like eat them. like eat them for sustenance and for energy and for thriving. We'll stop using pigs and the little kids. Because pork is not good for you.

What if that's what Sneakow really wants? He just wants to eat children. But I feel like I should be like crashed too. Like you know, crash too when you're running from the fucking ball or like Indiana Jones. But it's me chasing a little person like barreling throughout. Like it's in their house. So it's like their proportions and then I'm inside of it. Like running through tearing everything down.

Then like it's a moment where I get stopped by like a log and I'm like reaching at it. So there's a safe point. Hold on. Hold on. You think they have houses like hobbits? I think I'm assuming like relative, you know. Like I like, you think they have hobbit houses.

No, I know they don't. But I like the idea of me being a giant chasing them through a house that's that their size. That's their size. Or like a fucking like a tomb. That's like their size. And I'm like running through trying to get them and that they got to make every jump. And I'm like running through the lava like still chasing them and stuff.

That's so stupid. That's funny, dude. All right, so. The mask off its face and some of the skin. And it's like, oh, oh, oh. You want to know what's crazy? Yeah. Do you know how much the insane trilogy sold?

How much? Way too much. I want you to guess. I mean, not that much. I'm going to say 10 million copies. 10 million? 100,000? 100,000?

Damn. 20 million. Double, what I say. The original crash trilogy sold as much as Spider-Man did. It was fucking crazy. Like the new version of them. Not even just the old ones probably sold like probably like maybe like a million or something. Gaming wasn't that big back then.

But like that's nuts. Yeah, 20 million's crazy. 10 million felt safe for me because I just know that was, it was such a PlayStation stable. That's as high as I thought it would go like 10 minutes. Like damn, 20 fucking million people wanted to play these games. They definitely were like, what? I bet they were made a new one. I guess we'll make a new one.

That's the fact one to make Crash for, right? Yeah, absolutely. And that game was great also. Very fun. I never played it, actually. I got to do that. It's actually a really good crash game. Very fun game.

Like, authentically. Like, fantastic. Everything he added to the game made it better. Yeah. It's very hard, though. It's like, it's a lot harder than it needed to be, I think. Modern games aren't like that. No more that's why.

And it was like, oh, this is. Yeah, because I remember playing and being like, yeah. I remember playing and being like, yeah, I'm down for like a fun, kind of colorful, like, chill kind of romp through, like, some platforming stuff. I'm just like, what the fuck sat up on your chair, like Yeah, I was like fucking Like you know when you lean in like this?

I hate the lean in I try not to do it anymore I try to like play like neutrally You have to you And as a motion happens And I'm like fuck and I have to lean in It's just yeah she starts getting real and you're like You gotta lock in man

Like that's very real I try to I try to I try I know I play worse If I'm not leaning in 100% I try to do sitting perfectly Perfect posture playing the game then happens and I'm like

Yeah You know an episode of South Park Where they were doing the World of Warcraft? Yeah I thought that was perfect That was a perfect representation Because of that one assort I kept killing them He was just chilling back

He was just chilling the entire time like that And then when they fucking grind enough To be you know to contend with them That motherfucker gets up And I was like dude There it is It's like fucking Leonardo Capri with the TV What he was like dude

100% Apparently I stopped breathing too like at seconds at a time no no minutes at a time I stopped blinking I stopped blinking for sure apparently I stop breathing

just just you beat the ball boom apparently I didn't notice you don't you probably don't notice a lot of things you do until somebody Oh no of course not

I didn't know that I played with like a claw grip until somebody pointed it out to me. What do you mean? You're like, it's like this. I play, so I play with my, like, normal. I hold the controller normally, but then my, my index fingers on the face buttons. Oh.

And I just, I don't know. I just did that naturally. Yeah. Because I didn't like, in first-person shooters, I didn't like being, I didn't like having to take my thumb off of the camera to jump and, like, reload and stuff. So I would just do it with my index finger.

Interesting. I'm sure there's like a better, I'm sure there's like, I could have just switched the controls. No, the clock numbers, people use that for such a thing. No, no, no, but what I mean is bumper jump now in every shooting. That's what I mean. That's what that's for is bumper jumper is for that specifically, so you don't have to do that. But, like, I just didn't like, I didn't like the idea of like unlearning. So I reload with X often or I reload with, um, X is a pretty standard.

Or I shoot with something like that. It's fucking crazy. You shoot with X? I don't know. Did it. The idea is shoot with X. She's a man. That is a press X once per bullet. That is fucking.

Even in, like, machine guns. And you're good, though. You're really good. That's when you fucking goes like, whenever I need to tap something really hard, I, um, so I, I twist my, to get more leverage to like, you put more weight down if you, if you, if you crossed your fingers. Yeah. Yeah. So I do that. And then it'll give me a little bit more leverage.

You know what I do as I cheat. I, um, I cheat. I do the, I do the whole finger, the whole finger layout thing. I learned that do that because I was, I remember I was playing Tetris tech when they, like, they hold the controller upside down and like tap it. Yeah. It's insane. I started doing it. I started cheating like that because I found that about it and I took a whole day out of my life, I don't know how to do it.

And then I would beat Joe in like fucking, because Joe's insane at mashing. Like he's really, really good at mashing. So what I would do is the only reason he works out. Just for that. He needed that. He's like, this makes me better at this. I'm going to turn the AC on. Oh, yeah, it is.

Not very. I'm getting fucking warm. Yeah, it's pretty warm. But like, I learned how to do the whole thing where you transfer all your fingers to be able to like get one hit each finger. And I started beating him consistently. And he was like, what the fuck are you doing? And I'm like, I'm cheating.

You should cheat. more by getting an auto clicker. Oh, one of the things, I'll get a vibrator. That's fucking crazy. I can't be thom. I don't know, man. You fucking, yeah, like that, I'm, no, I'm such a, I'm, no. That's smart though.

Yeah, it works. I just, I don't, somehow works pretty well. The thing is I just, I've never thought about having an issue with just taking half a second. You don't play competitive games. That's why because you play games for fun. You don't play game or a gamer. That is extremely true. You're a gamer because you enjoy games.

Yes. That is very true. I am a game because I want to hurt people. I want people to know I'm better than them. No, my competitive gaming was only land. It was local. Once it got into the inner webs, I'm like, I'm not. I'm good.

Like a new Marvel Rivals game came out right now, and I've been playing that game way too much. It's actually way more fun than I gave any credit for it. But I'm playing it right now. That's the Marvel hero shooter, right? And I'm playing at Spider-Man. Spider-Man sucks dick in that. game. He's so fucking bad, but I'm playing him because I want to prove I can be good with him.

So, fuck it. Is he fun to play at least? Uh, not. Damn. Okay. Yeah. Exactly. Because of the nature of how the game doesn't promote character, because he only, he only has five shots and then he can, like, web at people. And he's like a melee character. So like, you shoot somebody with a web and then next that you do, will do more damage. But like, you're also getting gun down by Punisher with a shotgun. This is this man. Punter is the best guy. He's a man with a gun. That's always the guy with two guns. Yeah, the gun guy.

The guy with two guns is going to do really well in a hero shooter. Yes. And it sucks because I really want to be good with a Spider-Man, but it's just so difficult. You're playing Dark Souls with the Hilt. Like, that's what you're doing. I do it all the time, dude. You have no weapon equipped. For me, it's my favorite character.

I'm like, I'm a big, my being my being characters. And I'm just scared crying because I'm getting molested by everyone I see. I'm kind of like that with certain. character of it like there are certain fighting games where I'm like I don't care man I'm playing serve butt yeah that's I'm playing serve butt because this is so ridiculous God damn like in Budakai

Tenkaichi I remember I'd play kidbu all the time well kid boo is always good Kidbu was broken kiddbu was broken in Budakai three so fucking high heavens he had to dash it or he would do the whirlman down to you and I didn't know how to fucking block against that you just block standing up I'm so stupid now that I think about that

But you're just block standing up and then like don't let him do it a second time But I would always get hit by it and then like in fucking Teng Kaiichi was insane Yeah well now he foot would come through the floor sometimes Oh So let me ask a question Did we did all three of us see Deadpool? We did okay so we can since it's fresh in our memory

We could just do that for an extra ammo We could do like a yeah Might as well today right Perfect Damn so I freak I I've I freshened up on On breaking worse Oh breaking worse Yeah I was like damn

Let me make sure. I have my notes too. Like I did it too. Well, we need to do two. Well, yeah, I know. We'll do that Friday though. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, it's fine.

Works for me. So, yeah, we'll have a, we'll have a Deadpool-oriented extra ammo for Deadpool 3. That'll be good. If you guys want to check that out, the deadening. Anyway, let's move on to questions now. So. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM.

I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes.

building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton?

By 2020. will build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos.

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Yeah, he's going to reenact home alone. I hope he gets snuck with a fucking explosive. Yeah, the real home alone. I hope somebody sneaks an explosive into his house. That'd be great. That's crazy. I don't, I don't wish that. No, him. No him. The child bride isn't. Well, I mean, you know, she probably would like it that way because she probably doesn't want to be alive after that.

If you were married to Snego, would you want to fucking live? Patreon.com slash the Snark Tank. You can ask questions at whatever. Just go over there. Oh, it's snarktank.shop for merch. I'm talking to some artist right now

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Every ass is fucked. Every dick is sucked. She's gay, bull dick Bold dick is stupid Anyway, they write in Says, what's up gang? I was on my way home From a party at 7 a.m.

Jesus. Wow, how old are you? Yeah, I haven't done anything like that forever. I can't realize I would feel like shit. I would die. Now I would die. I think I could probably still do that

But like I don't, I would have no reason to. I'd be sleep so easily like maybe like 6 p.m. My clock is naturally kind of fucked. So I think I'm all right. But I haven't done that in a while, like a very, very long time. Been well over a decade for me. Yeah, I think maybe pre-pandemic for sure.

What's up, gang? I was my way home from a.m. And my sleep deprived brain started reasoning that Hunter Biden would have made a perfect and really funny replacement for his dad. No other presidential candidate has been described as charming and nice while on crack. And he has a bone to pick with the Republicans for leaking his cock and balls and Congress. If you could pick any non-politician to run,

who would it be? Yeah, Hunter would have been hilarious. That would have been fucking hilarious. A president with a dick pick out there? Oh my God. I was thinking he said the N-word. It makes you happy. He did he? Yeah. Where? In a crack? In a crack? In a crack? In a crack? When he was fucking hookers, you didn't think he was

doing he was like, dang, I was like, yeah. I like, Oh, he just, oh, that's cool. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, whatever. That's cool. I thought he was saying, I thought you were They said the ER. Oh, the N-word. The N-word is the regular one. Yeah, N-WR.

The ER is the hard R. I'll say the hard R for that. Really? Yeah. That's what I say sometimes. Yeah, there's a lot of times people will say the N-word, and it's not supposed to be hard-ar, but it kind of in, I think in a, like, in a PC setting, it's an all-encompassing, but when we're talking most of each other, we differentiate because we got to say hard-ar.

Yeah, I guess I've always just kind of thought of N-word as like the ER. Safe thought. Yeah. Yeah. Safe thought. But I am kind of the word's like, like that's worse by like a large margin. The N-word. The N-word.

You're a dumb little N-word. That isn't way, it's technically meaner. You obsequious little N-WR. Yeah, somebody was pointing it out there. Like, you know, if you're, the N-word is basically saying it. It's literally saying. That's why I kind of don't. It really bothers me the way that we talk about it.

Yeah. You're just making me say it in my mind. Exactly. And you are ostensibly communicating it to me when you say it. Yeah. It feels very weirdly roundabout, especially if we're just talking about it. I don't know. I remember when I was in high school, someone called me a silly little black and it hurt me so bad.

Silly little black. A little silly black. And I was just like, did they think you were the tricks rabbit? What the fuck is that? Silly black? Tricks are from whites. It hit me. It hit me and it was a dark cloud over me.

And I was like, dang, I am a silly little black. A silly little black. Damn. That is so insane. That's so demeaning. Yeah, because it's like, that's your just a color at that point. And that person,

that person wasn't taller than you were. They absolutely were. This is when I was in a giant yet. Oh, I was like, I am silly little black. I was picturing some fucking five two. That's silly little black.

Yeah, silly little black. And me grabbing them into this fucking eating. He's boring them. Like that fucking painting of Kronos. Yeah. Yeah. You're just kids.

Mm. I am silly I'm silly hungry Pretty good Anyway What are you talking about I don't know Fucking non-politicians running for president

You get a few porn stars in You get to Gianna Michaels She'd be a good porn I think I would do Just to make everyone mad I think it would make everyone mad If it was ice spice Uh

Jared Fogel Oh that Well we didn't have our Fogel co ticket Alexis Texas That's true I forgot that we even did that Alexis Texas It would be a good one

Alexis Texas Yeah Is that a porn star What a stupid name Yeah it is Alexis Texas Can I tell you something? That is why

On that principle I never clicked on those videos That's crazy I genuinely was like I don't I was watching I was watching I was Alexis Texas

I would never This is Hannah Montana ass fucking bullshit It's meant to rhyme And I was like Look you have more honor than I do I was fucking watch that shit

I was like hey bro Whatever man I'm not no Anything like I'm 14 bro I got some poison to get out. Oh, so she's like, fuck it. Oh, you know what I saw? Because remember when we brought up Cytheria in episodes ago? Did you die? No, I would have, I would have opened with that.

It would have been sad. And then we would have watched her, uh, watched her drown somebody. Yeah, in memory and in, in extra ammo. But no, no, she posted a thing. I don't imagine Cytheria has a corpse dehydrated. She probably has the most hydrated skin ever, dude. It makes no sense. I was like, she, yeah. She literally shouldn't be alive. I don't understand physics at all anymore. But anyway, she put out a thing because I follow her on Twitter. And she was like, hey, go to this website and fill out this application. And then these people will vet you for a chance to be in an actual film with me.

And I was like, what? It's like, don't you just work with professionals in the industries? This is weird. Yeah. So it's like you could be a amateur porn person or maybe someone that just fucks good. And it was clean, I guess. And there is a slight chance that you can be in a film with Cytheria. What's the URL?

I don't know. So you got to go to her Twitter. You got to go to Cytheria because I saw it on there. I feel like that. I feel like that's just too close to comfort for me, you know. I mean, I just, I know I, there's no chance of I'm fat. I'm short. Like, I'm not fucking like well endowed.

I'm like, I think maybe I'm above average, but like I've, I just don't. He's on a mission, dude. I don't want to. Hey, man. I'm single right now. Hell yeah, dude. That'd be crazy. Got selected.

That'd be insane. That'd be insane. I'd be too scared. Of course, I could not. Of course, dude. I could not, I could absolutely not fuck a porn star. I used to masturbate to when I was little. I mean, it was like, fucking like Shilah styles or something like that.

I'd be like, I can't do this. Yeah, because it would be on a film, too. I don't know any porn stars, man. You got like, I know like the, just the, the, Asia, Kira? I suck here. I saw, yeah. God damn, I know so many porn stars. See, look, I said Asia because he's Asian.

That was racist. We were young at a time where the internet was fucking exploding It would be impossible for us to not have at least five memory memory bank So I didn't it just that escape me so I knew sci theories just because that was fucking I was like That she's crazy dude so many of so many of them are so much So many of them are so much younger than I thought they were Get me pictures of cypheria Now stop

Why isn't she squirting? You're fired Not squirting photo of Cytheria and you're fired Like give me get rattled off them five names real fast. Old school or new school? You know five new schools? Hold on. Like it's hip hop?

Hold on. Give me five new school first. Okay. We got Lily Lou. Oh my God. I don't know. They're Perri-on. Nope.

You're a gooner. There's a. Who else? That's that three. That's three. You got two more. We got Queen Rogue. That's another modern.

Queen? Queen. Oh, Queen, Rogue. I have been to be the pavement. Queen Rogue sounds like a X-Men. What the fuck is this? And we got like Alexis Blair.

I genuinely, I'm not exaggerating. I've never heard any of those names. No, I don't like. So, okay, now old school. Give me some old school.

Oh, we got like Alexis Texas. We got Ryan Connors. We got, John and Michael. Ryan Connors? Yeah, Ryan Conner.

I don't think I'm fucking. That sounds like Connor McGregor is like, yeah. I know. It's like Ryan Johnson and Connor McGregor. So is he some Irish dude that just fuck's good? No, I'm going to give it to you straight.

It's a lady. I don't know many male porn. Oh, her name's Ryan. I don't know James Dean and, uh... And Johnny's in the fucking ugly one that was on all those reality shows. Ron Jeremy. Ryan Jeremy, who's like in jail for doing some horrible shit. I think he was dead.

No, he was, he's in jail. He's in prison for like raping a bunch of women. Oh, so he's just ostensibly dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, damn me, yeah. Apparently on a lot of the sets and with those women, he did a lot of horrible shit. He swung them at the window. He fucked over there and that fucking post-fucked body throughout the window.

Thanks for the blowjob. grabs you by your head. Paws to her window. Fucking dragon, fucking dragon ball, dragon throws him on a fucking window. So, so,

um, you said Alexis, Texas, Ryan, Ronnors. Ryan, Connors. Ryan Johnson.

Ryan Johnson. There's Jinks Mays. That's crazy. I've heard that. That's a classic. Really? That's a classic. Uh,

and then, I know Jenna Jameson. That was a porn star. Yeah. Yeah. So I know that one. You have the classic pinky from back in the day. I don't know.

Pinky. What the fuck is that? Next Friday? She was like, she was like the famous black porthole of the big butt. From the brain? Piggy and the brain? Clearly not.

Fuck, he's. Clearly not. Oh my God. Taste, brain. I don't know if it'll fit that. I know. I know less than I thought I did, but I definitely know quite a few more porn stars and I'm proud to have.

I swear on my asshole, brain. Can you do you do? No. No. Um, oh my God. What's his name? The one that he,

they're doing the parody of his voice. Oh, what do you mean? Orson Wells. I can't do that. That's so hard. I can't do it. He's a really difficult. You have to have like a very specific profile to be able to do that voice.

The thing is that he himself is a particular voice to human. So like to be able to even mask his voice is insane. Because he'd be able to think of war the words is a real. What's a fucking retard? Yeah, that's awesome. What's that dickhead. That's, I want that's, I want that type of notoriety. It's so sad that we, that that's gone now.

Yeah. Like that level of naivete. but like in like there's like a wholesomeness to that uh a little bit yeah you know a little bit it's wholesome isn't also like these guys are fucking chimps yeah but like i don't know it's it's it's humbling i think because i think it's too often now shut up five porn stars uh Riley Reade Riley read um i know that Jasmine web okay uh hello hello i'm Malcolm gladwell host of the podcast talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO Arvin Krishna, and I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business?

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Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. Lexi Bell, I think, was one. Did I remember? I don't think I know that one. Two more. Niggas. Give me two more. At Jinks Maze, I know. In Cytheria, really.

I'm really... I mean, it counts. It counts. That's really like, I'm tapped out at that point. Yeah. I really don't. For old school, I have, uh, there's like flower tushy. You know so many is really crazy.

I think I literally like women wise. That's, that's all I know. I think, actually. Dude, I'm saying like if I had the amount of porn to get myself out of goonery was a hard feat. And I wasn't even wrong with what it's available now. Yeah. I would be gone.

I would be in the, if I was 15, I'd be like, you know, like, the moment where Eddie's face. You're not wearing a shirt right now. This is cum. This is cum that I fucking pasteurized and turned into material. Pasteurized cum. The idea, you know, when Venom phase reveals. Yeah. And it's like a person.

I'd be like, hell. And it would seal back up. But it'd be calm, baby. That's so much cum, dude. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I just don't know many because I was more of an amateur. Like, I liked, like, like, clips.

of real women like, oh, they're, what would you call them? And exhibition, you know, women that are free. I was like too much gay porn too. So I knew, like, you know, but you don't know. You don't know any gay male porn stars. You didn't want to know the name because then it would be too gay. Exactly.

Like, this is gay. Oh, this popped up. Wow. Why are we talking? Wings of Redemption just said that on that. I caught that on the local podcast. What did you say? Where the, okay.

It was actually trending on, They mentioned it on locale, but he was trending on Twitter, Wings of Redemption. I'm like, what the fuck? Why? Why would anybody even talk about this guy? So he revealed that one of his pages, one of his pages, like on Google or something, was like the fifth page. And it was like, I think like a black trans porn or something, woman born.

And then they're like, the fuck, how did you? What, how did you get there? And he was like, I don't even remember. He says he doesn't even remember. So I was like, he was a. Apparently he was in such a goon state. I've fallen down a rabbit hole before. He fell down a rabbit hole that somehow it trans,

it got over to trans porn. You've never fallen down a rabbit hole? I don't think that's possible algorithmically. I've never, because you start clicking and you start clicking and then you're just, you see a thumbnail, you see skin, you're like, I guess. That skin looks nice and it's two dudes. You're like, oh, well, I'm already here. One time, there was the one time I just saw a thumb.

And if you hover on a thumbnail, it's so stuff playing. And then I remember me and Jojo were just because we're like, is that like we couldn't tell? I was like, is that like a lady boner? Like it was like you couldn't, oh hell. I didn't, if you click on it's going to, it's going to ruin your algorithmic shit. And I'm like, I don't normally go on that stuff. Yeah, I always click. You always click.

You know, it's probably true. Wings just clicks everything and he got there. Until you gave me that quiz, I really thought I knew. more than I did. Hmm. Actually. Yeah. I know more old school.

I know like to say, Jim, I've been thinking for a while and genuinely I, I'm tapped. I know the one because I burned it into my memory. I think I mentioned it on the show. Uh, uh,

fuck, I already forgot. Something Leon, Sicilia Leon or something. I guess it was like Sasha Gray too, but in like those people who have like transitioned into like doing normal stuff. Sasha Gray. Sasha Gray was a streamer now.

It was a born person. Yeah. Yes. She was a, oh, I'm thinking of somebody else. I'm thinking of like Skyler Gray. She was already,

I know, she was already. She was already out of, she was already on the way out. Oh, that's fucking, uh, the, no, she was not. Really? I thought she became like, she might have been retired or from the industry, but she wasn't doing anything different. Who's the Middle Eastern one?

Mia Khalifa. So that's one. People who have like kind of, those are people, most people are aware of just just through. Oh, there's Lana Roe. I know a guy. Yeah. I know, oh, I know Lena the plug for because of the add a 22 thing.

Yeah. Exactly. It's so, yeah. These are people that like I'm familiar with because of like Twitter and stuff. It's not necessarily because I know a porn guy. I remember one. He was. The famous. He was like basically, who, oh my God, I forgot this guy's name.

Who's a guy that's been doing all the voice acting? Troy Baker? Yeah. He was basically like Troy Baker of porn. Peter North was his name. Oh, I don't know. Peter North was like, I guess, known for having incredible come shots. And so. Imagine be able to like reliably do that. If I had amazing ropes, I probably would do like. Amazing ropes. I would have been on, I would have been on a Spider-Man and his amazing ropes. I would have been an Only fan like forever ago.

Yeah. For me it's about PSI. I want I want forceful shots. Well, I know how to, I know how to force it. I actually, I figured it out.

Anyway, so those are the people we would elect. Oh yeah. Those are the people. I don't know how we porn stars. Yeah. We would elect porn stars. I want shooters,

bro. I want, I want a, I want a dent metal. I want somebody to get in their car for running for you. But you think there's enough and I'm shooting through their car door. Dick metal, you would kill them.

If it's a what? Yeah, so what? I had to go into prison for a, Come shotting on someone. You a money shot and you kill them. Bruise the fuck out of their eyes. It's fucking wealthed.

Now all these prison guys I want to kill themselves are lining up to you. I'm like, I'll be your sweet death. I'll be your sweet release. Hey, man, I can't take you anymore because you fucking busted my face. End it all. Come a little low, man. I already did six other people a day. Boy, don't worry.

I got to pencil you in 10.30 a.m. tomorrow. I'll save you, brother. I'll save you. It's crazy. Oh, man. All right. Snapple owns you who wrote in. He says,

Hello, small, medium, and Excel. Do you have any horror stories of meeting celebrities slash other influencers? Personally, my worst story was when I met George Lucas. I'm not reading the rest of them. Because I met George Lucas, when I met George Lucas and he molested me as an adult because it rhymed, whatever that means. Cheers. Oh, he said. Stupid.

Dumb. Okay. Stupid. I don't met any famous people honest Like like ultra Like a It's weird here

The thing that's weird about A list Wait how do you say? Is that The people that we meet That would be considered Like celebrities or like

influencers are not so removed from us That it doesn't really feel like meeting influencers You know what I mean? It just sort of feels like meeting other people normally. You know, I don't know. I can't remember the last time that I was like, I don't have, I don't have any bad experiences.

I will say that. I don't have any necessary. Well, wait, no, I do, but it would. I do, but it's not, uh, it's not like a celebrity or like an influencer that I was excited to meet or anything. It was just somebody that I happened to meet at like a VidCon. I think you know who it is where we, uh, we should, I think we actually talked about it on the show, but we, we shared the Airbnb with this person.

Oh, right. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, that understood it? Maybe. I think we've talked about it on the show before. I'm pretty sure we did.

I don't necessarily have an interest of like necessarily like reopening or reigniting anything. Yeah. But like, uh, yeah, that was probably the worst of it. Oh, I have one. Oh, my God. I forgot. Oh, all right. Debra Wilson.

And I probably talked about this. Oh, yeah. So for people that are, yeah. There are new people here for sure. Uh, 2014, WonderCon. Um, I used to go like all, all the cons before. before I moved and got sad and lazy

Got sad and lazy Anyway I was like oh shit Deborah Wilson she's just walking around Just you know Just lounging I was like it's fucking awesome I was like hey Debr Wilson like big fan

Can I get a picture? Oh of course And then she started saying all this weird Mystic shit to me And touching me that I And I don't want to be touched She's fucking like putting her hand on Like my friend has a picture of it

I will post a picture of it I would have crack. Where she's putting her hand on my chest, like really? And I'm like looking like, I'm looking. You could see me kind of staring through nothing. Like I'm like, what the fuck is happening right now? She took the picture and like smushed her head against my face in a way. It was, I'm like, I think she just wants to fuck the shit out of me.

Like it was that type of energy. Right. And I'm like, maybe she's like that with everybody. And maybe, to be honest, he probably shouldn't be like that. Because it was so invasive in a way that I'm like, I didn't want that at all. I was like, I just wanted some nice pictures with Jack. Jeffrey Wilson because I fucking really enjoy her work. So that was kind of like,

it's cool that I have a story to tell, but at the same time, I was like, you feel a little bit, you feel a little bit uncomfortable. Yeah, a little of, because imagine, first of all, imagine if a man did that to me other than, like, say, a handsome Henry Cavill, I'd be like, oh, damn. You know, but like, say, imagine if, like, Phil Amar was there. Phil Amar was, like, starting to, like,

yo, what are you doing? He tried to region your pants impressively. He's like tickling your balls. He starts, like, flicking him. He stretches your balls up and around your head. That's really impressive. And then he then breaks your nose through your testicles. Have you guys ever stretched your balls just arbitrarily randomly?

Like for no reason? As far as you can see how long you can stretch your balls. You mean like the sack? Yeah. I mean, I'm sure I've like flattened it out just to like, I actually. I've definitely tried to see the last thing of my balls before. I'm sure I have because my mom told my mom told me this to few years ago that I had surgery on my sack. Oh yeah. Yeah. So yeah. So I guess I mentioned this on

this show too that I didn't know why there was like a weird kind of scar thing. I did. I had no idea. I'm like, why the fuck is the right side of my. And it has like this like little pattern on it that I'm like, what the fuck is this? The high home pattern? The idea, the idea of switching your ball sack out this far. If you can get that far, dude, there's people that have you seen people I forgot what they're called They do like that suspension stuff Like they hook themselves Those people like hook it to their like nuts

Or they're tained or whatever And they pull stuff I hate those I hate people The worst thing Worst shit I've ever seen I stayed When I went on tour with the band We stayed at a guy's loft

Like he had like an industrial loft House thing And then for some reason Oh yeah This is what I do in the off time He started showing like these slides I'm like do we're gonna get killed They were gonna get murdered

He was a nice guy He was a really nice guy. He was an exhibitionist stuff. Yeah, totally. Huge exhibitionist. I would have fucked Deborah Wilson 100%. You could not throw the energy at Young Me because I would have definitely fucked her and been like because I'm about the clout.

I'm there to do it for the fucking cloud. In the different setting. If it was like say we're on a rooftop, it was late at night. We're getting drinks. And hey, Debra Wilson and she's like going, I'm probably, I'm going to go with this. We were in the middle of a fucking con with a bunch of people. So what? a bunch of people that also noticed that

Debra Wilson's there and it's just, it's no totally wrong setting. And I'm also, give me a second. I'm wearing a stupid fucking Batman shirt with joke, a Batman half Joker shirt and fucking the Black Ranger hoodie. Like the Power Ranger? I'm wearing a hoodie that's the black Powering. I look fucking stupid. I look like a fucking

stupid. Yes, yes. I look like a fucking child. You have a little helicopter. Oh my God. I had a backpack with pins all over it. I look stupid. I would love to go on a date with somebody. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbeta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

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Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology?

There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem.

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Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. With a propeller hat? Oh, my God. I talk about those things. dream. I don't know why I won't buy one. I talk about them so much often. This is morbid, but I want to see somebody like, all right, I got to go and jump off a place with a helicopter that. Like, spit it and jump off and die.

That'd be great. That's the way to go. That's a great exit. That is so funny, but also extremely sad. So not too much. Because anyone that would do that, you know they're not all there. Well, you know what's sad about it. Well, you know, the saddest thing about that is the people who are most likely to do that are people who would be wearing helicopter hats. Exactly. It's sad. It's comedy that robots back in the sadness that robes back in the comedy. I do love that that was just kind of like the unofficial retard hat. I love it so much. Like that was just kind of like, this is the hat. I love it. This is a silly hat for a silly guy. I'm buying one when I get home. I've been, it was the same thing with me and my boys would always talk about having top hats and

monocles and we would never buy them. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like, why? We've definitely talked about that. We've definitely. Press the fucking button on Amazon. I don't know why I won't do it. It's so stupid when I think about the things that I have bought with no thought whatsoever. And then the things that I think are really hard about. It's like, oh, yeah, let me buy this fucking thing that I really don't.

Let me get the CD burner so I can like burn PS1 ROMs onto this. So I can play it. And it's still sitting in the box. I have not plugged in my computer at all. But then this thing that I've wanted for years, I'll look at it to be like, do I need it yeah no just hit the X window

like just close out I'll keep it in my car yeah I'll keep it in my car my card but like my card is it's

my card is stupid it's a list of the dumbest bullshit it's just a top hat of monocle a gun a fucking an electric bike you can Amazon a gun right

well it was like it was a prop gun because I used to have I'm going to get a gun probably a prop gun I used to have a couple of I used to have a couple of really good prop guns. I had like a revolver

and I had the normal like Glock handgun that I loved using in videos. Yeah. And I was like damn I should get I should get one because I couldn't fly with them. Oh right. Right. Obviously. Or maybe I could but I just didn't want to deal with that. I didn't want to deal with the

prospect of them seeing something. No, no way. I would no way. I was like, okay that's home. I'll just get a new one for here but then I just like I don't know. Maybe I could just like put it in my, the trunk of my car when I ship my car. Like, I don't know if I don't know.

Do I need to buy a gun? A fake gun? I don't get a real gun. If you don't, if you buy a real gun, then don't we put like bullets in it and then use it for like a prop. I don't. Yeah, real guns are really expensive. Yeah.

I'm in time and think about buying a gun for a while. It's one I want to, um. You should not because Lily will kill you. I just, it just, I just think they're not. I'd rather just buy a shotgun. I want a gun. I want a pistol. Why?

No, the aesthetic. I kind of get it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, so the aesthetic. the aesthetic, like, where would you use it? I don't know. I'm like, civilian. I don't know. One day, you just not shall like, just start shooting people.

I want to get it. Well, Kingston's no longer on the Stark Tank. You won't believe this. You won't believe why. Well, you know, that gun he was talking about, right? He actually used it in a crowded Walmart. And let's just say Kingston's not around. anymore. He didn't die.

He just got away somehow. That is such a sad place for a shooting to happen. Yeah, why? On Black Friday? No, just a Walmart in general. There's something so tragic about that. To me, it almost feels like well, a righteous colleague. I feel bad for those people, man.

Like, it makes me so sad. Did you just hear what the fuck he said? Yeah, I tried to move on. You know there's the bottom of the barrel. Dude, it's crazy. This motherfucker's talking about what I just said. He's crying.

I can't fucking sit. Guys, I can't do this right now. I shop at Walmart. It's okay. Yeah. I'm allowed to say this. We're part of it.

Who doesn't shop at Walmart? There's a lot of people that feel they're above Walmart. That's great. I feel like I'm above it. They'll go to Tarjeet. I feel like I'm above Walmart, but I will still shop there. Like I won't buy my, I won't buy my fucking meat there.

Like, ew. It's like you feel like, it's like, it's like you're above homeless people, but you wouldn't not fucking. them if they ask you on the bus. That's a good point. If they don't, if they don't, if they don't, if they don't, if they don't, if they don't

reek, if they don't look completely disheaval. No, they got to reek. They got a reek. They got a reek. I went to the library, the, the library that's not that far from a downtown. For what purpose? So, uh, so, Joejo wants to be brave and take a public transportation to go to work.

How far does she live from, from what's that far? Not that far. Not that far. Just a couple miles. Thanks for switching that water around Yeah I appreciate that It was really great So yeah we had to go

You can get this like card that can be refilled You just get the card from Oh yeah from the library And when I went in there I was scared to like going too deep Because it was 98% homeless people Just all sitting in there

One guy completely passed out sleeping At the computer One homeless guy shirtless Looking dirty but I didn't smell anything jamming out to something he's got like these shitty fucking old school headphones

and he's fucking like he's fucking down like what the hell is happening it's tragic man it was pretty but I was like uh jojo's like you know

the bums in my city or where she hurt country they're too stupid to figure out to go to a public library so's like these guys are actually pretty smart it's smart yeah it's smart to go to a public library

yeah so sad man yeah but at least they have somewhere to go fuck that's true there's one guy guy where, you know, this guy was a white man but his feet were black. Like, it looked like he

was walking and tar. Maybe he was just mixed. What makes me so sad is that like... The blank thing from here. The blank screen from here. It makes me so sad. It's like those people like, like, why haven't we just got rid of him yet?

So I'm saying, you get your clock 19? God damn it. Colder herd. Cusco wrote in. Explosive bullets. Explosive payload? It's not calling, man. It's still culling.

What do you mean? It is, but damn. You don't think. It's culling with enthusiasm. It's calling with an exclamation point, is it? There you go. There you go. Kusko wrote it.

He says, first time question ask her. What's up, fool? What's up, man? What's up, Kusko? Emperor Kusko. Hey. With people recently trying to cancel everyone remotely associated to Shadman as a pedophile, do you think in the near future that the word could lose all meaning

like racist or Nazi. Also extra ammo idea, B movie 2. That's actually a great idea. I've never seen the first one. You don't have to. I guess I just need to know what the plot is, I guess. I like that idea. I don't even need to know that.

B movie 2. Oh, I'm a B again. It's me. I'm a B. I'm a fucking gay and I'm a B. I have so many ideas for that movie, but I'm not going to talk about it right now. That's a great idea. I love that idea. It's going to be B and filled. We're just going to buzz into the microphone for 40 minutes.

It should be a B movie, but it's sad. It's set in freaking what you call it. That'd be amazing. All right, let's not. What's our sponsor? What's the question? God damn it. What was the question?

I love that idea. Oh, do we think that that word could lose? Oh. Yeah, I think, I mean, technically speaking, it kind of has. Yeah, technically. Because the people that we talk about generally, with the exception of, like, I think, EDP, they're not technically like strictest definition

pedophiles and in fairness there is like I think it's infinitely creepier if you're like hitting on seven year olds than 17 year olds it is still creepy obviously both ways best is like it is literally

you want to tear that person apart immediately yeah I think generally like generally my opinion is like if you're if you're fucking hitting on like seven-year-olds are trying to try to abduct like 10-year-olds and stuff. You are like an evil,

like you are a monster that should be put into a coliseum and probably should be like fighting to death with other people who have done similar shit. But like if you're like, if you're on this weird line where it's like, okay, 17,

that's, that's a minor, that's too young. That's pretty morally dubious and I'm really suspicious of that person. But there's like, I feel differently about them. Of course.

It is different. It's nuanced for sure, but it's like, I'd be like, you're a creep. You should go. away for a really long time. We're not responsible with the way we use pedophile.

Obviously. We're not. But I also, I'm completely aware that I'm being irresponsible. Like when I'm doing it. I'm completely cognizant of if I'm going to call somebody who's like a 20 year old or 25 year old that's talking to a 17 year old. I'm completely aware that I technically shouldn't be calling on a pedophile.

But like I don't think Cody Coe is a pedophile. Like I don't believe that that's true. Right. It's just very creepy and very weird and not okay as a 25 year old to sleep with 17 year olds. It's just just, just avoid it. Yeah, it's one of those, yeah, because like, yeah, so that's, when you have the nuanced discussion, there it is, we have watered it down. I'm also not, I don't feel too bad about it. No, that's the thing. It's like, it's not that. It's just like whatever. You're a creep,

no one in, no one is going to call, what is it? You're still a creep. I don't even know how to spell it, a Phoebe file or something. In Phoebe file. I don't even know if that starts with an A or an E. It's not even fun. It's not fun to say like pedophile, quite frankly. It's not. And I know, like, I don't know how to spell that. And that's the, that's a problem. I don't know that actual word. E. Am I even pronouncing it correctly? No, wait. Let's look it up. It can't be E-E-F-E-E. It's a feebophile. I had no idea what I said. It put in fiber file. That's why they, even Google does it know. A feebe file.

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C. E P-H-E-B-A-vile. I guess. It has no idea what I'm trying to spell. But there's a comedian who has a great bit about that where it's like, I think the reason we don't get into that discussion is because every time you try. A feebo. A feebo-feelia. There's a great, there's a comedian who has a great bit about it where he talks about,

I think the reason we don't have that conversation about that distinction too often is because trying to explain that distinction makes you sound like a pedophile. It does make you're fucking great. And it's totally, it's totally accurate. That's why, like, nobody uses that because they're like, Like, wait, wait a minute. It's not technically the same. But I think anybody like with a rational brain like understands the difference.

Like there is a difference. Right. It's the same. You ever, if you've ever ran into anybody that knows the age of consent of all of the states. Sketchy. You're like, why do you know that? That's wild. I found out through a meme on Facebook.

There was a Facebook meme and it was some guy. It was like, it was basically making that joke. There was some guy that called him Uncle Marve and he had glasses and a mustache. and he's like, know your age of consent or whatever, and it showed a map. And me, up to that point, I'm already an adult. I'm probably like 20 or 21. Yeah.

I'm like, wait, it's not all 18. Like, it literally blew my mind. I had no idea. For me, the funniest thing is, like, we should go on a trip, man. Like, yeah, we should go on a trip. We should go to the Philippines. Like, yeah, dude, age consent there's 12. And it's like, nobody said that.

That is. Did somebody say it? Somebody said that to you? It's a joke. Oh, okay. I was like scared. Like, who said that? I'm getting cold.

I'm getting colder. Hey, let's go to the Philippines. That is fucking crazy. Yeah, where do you want to go? I don't know. I'm like,

I'm like, I'm just trying to Philippines, man. That did annoy me when I found out that, Mexico and Japan had really young ages. Yeah, it's like 14 over there. Something like that. They just raised it by a year or something.

It used to be lower. Yeah, I don't know, man. Oh, it's 12 compared to. That's crazy. That shit blew my mind, just learning all of this stuff

and how, like, say, when people talk about, like, say, Sneco is saying that, oh, it's all arbitrary. And I'm like, you're right. But we all understand. Even people, I guess I remember hearing, maybe I could be wrong in this, but I remember

hearing there was a, I think it was clown, colossal was crazy. He's like, yeah, the age of consent in England is 16, but we still all understand that you probably shouldn't do it because, you know, it was like morally still, even though it's not illegal. Well, they can drink when they're 16, too, right? So it's different. There's a different vibe. I understand that.

But there's also people that understand that if you're much older, even though it's legal, it's still, people are still going to call you a not certain. You're going to be weird. People are going to shoot you weird because, I mean, quite frankly, you're being weird. You're being a little weird. That's what he said. So I was just kind of taking his word from since it's British. I believe that. For me, the idea is so strange in general.

It's just like, dude, like, the idea of like, yeah, I'm 18. I turned 18 a week ago. I was like, that's still ill for me. Here's the thing. It shouldn't be of a concern to you if you are 25 or like. You shouldn't be even thinking about this Because you're really like for me personally It's just like there's a line

Where it's like if you can't drink I'm not That's the smartest thing I'm like what the fuck are we get I mean I can't take you to a bar It's a great rule It's crazy I can't if I can't if I can't talk to you about shows that on TV When I was my age and you were like when I was around I can't Well that's not really a worthwhile thing now because Nostalgia has kept everything in perpetual

It's like we're we're six years apart about and we've all seen the same thing. Same deal with the... My niece and nephews watched... I remember they were talking about like Dexter's Lab and she was like, that was way after, that was way before you. Oh, for sure, but I feel like they shouldn't know. The idea of this, right, like, I'm...

If I was in, like, if I'm well out of high school before you're a senior, that's weird, dude. Yeah. That's weird. You know, like, shit. Like, like, these small things, you know, like that. The thing for me that, I always had a weird feeling about it because, like, I was 17 in college.

And so, like, I remember that kind of, like, made me feel like, I was like, I don't know what, like, what, I feel weird here. Because I don't quite know how I'm supposed to act or how people are like, but in New York, I think the age of consent is 17 specifically. Is it? I think I had to know that specifically because I was dating somebody who was a year old in me and I wanted to make sure that it was. Oh, that was fine. But I had no idea. Yeah, yeah. So.

It's 17. I thought it was, I'm so. Okay. Which, again, to me, sounds fair. It sounds fair because I, again, for my life, I was in college at 17. Oh, yeah. So, like, that to me, like, makes sense. Yeah.

But, like, no shot. Is I talking to a 17-year-old? Imagine, imagine, like, this, like, imagine, like, imagine like this. Oh, my God. Exactly. Yo, yo, this is crazy. So if you put an age of consent in and then, like, now all the auto-completes. You're on a list, by the way, now.

So the first, well, we'll still look at it. So the first one's California. It makes sense because we're in California. Right. But then it goes to, like, all the list. like all the weird shit like Japan, Mexico, Philippines. Yeah.

I'm like, yo, why are these people looking this shit up, bro? I feel like a good person that we can't believe it. Oh, yeah,

okay, that's smart. There's no way that's true. That's smart. But then there's some of them that are like, the ones that are trying to, yeah,

I got a vacation coming up. It was the same thing with my, that's so crazy. One of my homies went to, uh, Krams. I've got a vacation coming up in the Philippines. Yeah,

that's crazy. Have fun, Crams. I'll be back for the formula. Yeah. Yeah, you have planning to go to the Philippines. There you go. Fuck underage is crazy.

Yeah, so, oh, yeah, yeah. See, this was a... Oh, is at the map? Yeah, so most of the Midwest is 16 and 17. I'd say most of the country, really. And then you have... So, yeah, New York is 17. Thailand.

I actually shocked, honestly, because I remember I visited Florida a lot as a kid. And so I... Florida has a... I hate Florida. but it has like a lot of uh yeah it's just it's awful i was surprised doing that uh florida was 18 because of how backwards so many people are there yeah it is weird it is weird that they would have it the thing that's really annoying to me about it is just like our idea of what age people need to be to do certain things is so fucking weird and really inconsistent in the united

states totally like i hate that like we're adults at 18 but we can't drink till 21 like the age of consent is 17 it's like it's weird it's like can we just can we just just have like a fucking blanket. Like we should have one bracket. If it's 21, turn it all. Everything goes to 21. Yeah, everything goes to 20. I think it should be, I think 18's fine.

18's fine. 18's just reasonable to me. Then, then make the drink at 18 as well. That's what I'm saying. Like if you have to, if you go to dude, if you go, if you can go die in the military 1,000% for your country but you can't drink, that's fucking insane.

I don't, that makes no sense to it. 100%. Thailand. Thailand's looking quick. My friend, as soon as he was like booked, he said we just never. In the dark, it's all the same, crabs. I'll act like hers is mine and mine is hers. You can't tell the difference.

I'm small, crabs. I can crawl up any holes. But is but, Mr. Graves, and there's no butts about it. What happens if her nuts slaps your... What happens if me nuts. slap her nuts Well that's just a high five Where I'm from

That's just a ball five Ain't nothing wrong with that You just just ignore it It's ignore it and keep pounding Crabbs Keep pounding it away The terrible price of the presence By the way

This is the voice we cannot do And none of us are close In a cosmic sort of way Yeah In a cosmic sort of way Isn't that game? That is the only I think that's the closest

I can get is that one Isn't that considered gay? In a cosmic sort of way, yeah. In a cosmic sort of gay, yeah. The idea of mystic, the idea of plaintiff and genuinely preferring ladyboys. Thai lady boys. I bet that computer's a lady boy. Who, Karen.

Is that her name, Karen? No, no, my. We got to move forward. The computer has a dick. We'll whip it out. Whip out that MacGerman. My brainwits is such a racist place. We got to go.

We got to move on. Plankton, why are you putting a piece on to me? It's called exhibition. Because I like it. Gears ex-warrier wrote in. To a conclusion, yeah, I think we are irresponsible with that word, but whatever. 100%. I don't care.

I guess for me, I just, I get, honestly, to be honest, I think a lot of it is just because I know I have never been in this situation. so like I just am very careless. Right. Because I just like I've just never been in a situation where I would ever be you know at the forefront of something related to it so I could give a fuck. Gears X Warrior wrote and he says,

question for Chris. This is for all of us, I guess. There's no real reason why this should be just for me. It says, have you seen the new Joker movie trailer? If you have, what do you think of your queen, Lady Gaga playing the role of Harley? Whatever. I'm down.

I like, I like Lady Gaga a lot in pretty much most of the things she I haven't seen everything she did she did that one movie where like was it was it the Gucci movie or something I didn't see that one because I just don't I don't I don't care but I like her in most things I think she I think she'll do an interesting job I just think for me I Joker is I didn't want a sequel to Joker because I like that it was a standalone movie yeah and I liked like I specifically liked that approach that DC was doing like I love that there was like oh the Batman and that was it like I didn't want more of that

And I didn't want more Joker. But if we are getting more of it, I do like the fact that they're doing weird shit with it as opposed to like, now he's fucking, you know, fighting Batman. It's like, all right, well, that would be blamed. I want what you call the beat him. I want a Carb Patterson's Batman to beat him to death. That would never. Like I want it to be like funny at first. You want to put them in the same universe?

He's so terrible. I just want to see Rob Patterson's Batman beat Walking Phoenix to death. That would be like, that's it. Like, just like just to see that. That would be like putting Gumby in the Godfather or something. Like, I just, like, they don't belong together at all. Yeah, but I still like to see someone to get person and get beat death. I like the Joker getting hurt.

I don't know. It makes my day better. But, like... I don't know. That joke or he's just too frail. I don't want to see him get beat up. That's funny. He's not a mastermind at all.

He's just, he's a sick man. What I like about that movie is that it really is like a pretty good interpretation of what, like, a character like that would be, which is like very ineffective and only successful by accident. Yeah. And not even succeeding, like, by himself. It's just like, he started, like, at the end of that movie. like he starts like this crazy ride or whatever people are like inspired by him like people probably would be but

he's still in prison like he didn't like he didn't like find some crazy way out I'm curious how they're gonna explain like why he's out after shooting fucking Johnny Carson on the fucking tonight show basically yeah yeah insane he getting beaten by him was like where is he like I don't know just talking about he's like he's fucking hitting him again and he's like where is he

he just take out a gun he's like he tries to dig in his pocket to help him but a gun falls out of his pocket and he's like are you going to shoot me and he starts stomping on his His head is flat. He runs up the wall, does a back foot, stomps on him again. And he's so tidy and frail and he's bleeding. He's like, bro-r-r-r-l-l-l-l-l-h.

He's still alive. His head is flat. It sounds like a waterfall, so he's not a talk. I haven't killed him yet. He's still making noises. I haven't killed him. He's going to put me. He stops.

I mean, then he dies right then. He wasn't me. It was internal injuries. It was the fact that his lungs pierced by his fucking spinal cord. The EMTs failed him. They didn't get her quick enough. I didn't do that. I'm going to accelerate thinking that you fly.

Okay, so this was... Dib bombs on another criminal. So this is an interesting ride-in, actually, that I wanted to get to because I totally, I think I knew this subconsciously, but I kind of forgot. But somebody wrote in, Martian Manfucker wrote in. Nice. Hey, boys, this is a little fun fact because you talked about Lemmings in a previous episode. Disney actually did push them off the edge for that documentary

so they could sell the story that they just killed themselves. So basically Disney killed a bunch of lemmings for profits. So yeah, like I thought that... I feel like I might have known that, but I wasn't sure. Or like maybe like I thought it was like an urban legend or something. But I think that is true. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna.

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So what. What do you mean? So what? They're rodents. I don't give a fuck. Okay. They're mean. They have babies so quickly, you know?

Like, it's unfortunate. Sorry, I'm going to fucking. They rest in peace, I guess, whatever. I'm going to get you a real. Wow. What is that question? Holy fuck. It is a, it is a, the first chapter in a book.

That is a crazy. To be fair, it's like a page, but it's still fucking, that's long. Ridiculous. What's the gist of it? I see something 20%? What? I don't know. 20, sorry.

Quite a few of us are. And then I'm just trying to skip around. Utter a word and this tremendous display. Let me just read this. Let me just read this. This is a long question, but like, we're addressing it. So like, you drew attention to it. Sorry.

Sorry, Ms. Jackson wrote it. I have not pre-read this question. I don't know what the fuck this is. We have no canned responses. Not that we normally do anyway. I want to put some serious music under this. Yeah. Episode stayed.

We were staged every episode of podcast. It's scripted. Yeah, all of this is scripted. Intensely. I spend years writing. It says, Hello, my sweet summer children. Bit of a late and long ride in here.

But one I am truly compelled to ask. Okay. Have you ever experienced something that was so truly unexpected and out of the blue that you were totally and utterly frozen as your brain struggled to process what you were witnessing from the hilarity of the moment? And I'm not referring to something appalling or horrific per se, as I imagine witnessing 9-11 fits the bill, but rather something more mundane or purely unexpected. The reason I ask is that I've been replaying such a moment in my mind that fits this description. Several months back, I stumbled out of a club in San Francisco in a drunken stupor with my roommates and friends. After getting a nice 2 a.m. hot dog from the sweet Hispanic woman on the side of the road, awesome food, always. Always hits. We ordered our Uber's home. With few wits among us, we realized that we did so separately and suddenly had four

cars coming for six people. Naturally, all four filled up with a mix of friends' acquaintances and the errant person who nobody knew. after some time of hosting afters at our place, the crowd started to thin and one of our close friends had the idea to order postmates and this is where things take a turn. The individual is rather large, as some folks tend to be.

Now, me and my friends take no umbrage with being on the heavier side, as with many folks in their 20s, quite a few of us are ourselves. But the real problem comes when you indulge in what we have deemed fat behaviors, activities, and decisions. This is relevant. The delivery order was placed by one of our friends, but using my roommate's phone as my roommate had already had our address.

Crucially, he was not informed that the order was for a whopping $120 worth of pizza, breadsticks, and soda. The girl who placed the order said also had the cahones to tip an additional 25. From like your friend's phone? Oh! You don't do that.

You don't do that. That's wild. And only compensated my friend $80. The look on his face was well and truly as plain as can be as he stared daggers at our oblivious friend who explained that she wanted leftovers. The kicker came an hour later when we gathered in the kitchen to delete the dominoes. As we ate, this same individual loaded her plate with four slices of pizza and without any, any level of doubt opened her pristine Kate Spade purse and retrieved

a fucking salt shaker and butter knife. No. That is crazy. She carefully applied the salt to the slices and spread it around with the knife. Totally oblivious that the entire room

was watching in silence and awe. Nobody was able to utter a word at this tremendous display of gluttony. And we never we never grilled the poor bastard for it as she was so cheerful and undeterred but the egregious display of the aforementioned fat behavior has yet to leave my mind there is a second part of the story that'll share

it in another time but it's already quite long that is so she so okay she's fat maxing she's she's hunger maxing she's hunger maxing for sure sorry miss jackson never ask a question this long again never do this never do this Yeah. But what was the question even? I don't remember the story.

It's not a question. Have we ever, have we ever experienced something that like kind of froze you because it was so like so mundane and strange. Oh yeah, definitely. Yeah. I mean it was when a cock was being entering my ass slowly.

Yeah. I'd imagine Colin asked if he fits the bill in some way. The first time I saw like, there was someone who's supposed to gross kiss. I was definitely like. Oh, angry. You got mad?

You got bad? I got mad because I got so hard and sleepy. Oh. I was like, ah. I will say, dude, like that's, I, so she had a salt shaker and a butter knife in her purse. Dude, what the fuck? That is actually, that's Thorta behavior, bro.

That is genuinely. As a Thorta Hunter, that's Thorta behavior, bro. That's Fat Max, bro. That's, you can't get any, like, I'm sure there was butter, but it melted. She's like, I didn't think this through. I didn't think this through my, but the butter's melted up. At least I have my salt. See, I did that she was spreading salt with a knife is fucking upset.

First of all, I've never heard of anybody adding salt to pizza. Yeah, that's crazy. Because cheese and fucking the toppings are, like, especially if it's pepperoni, which is usually the go-to. Too salty. Pepperoni is very salty. It's filled with sodium to add thinking that you need more? I need more salt. I have never once added salt to pizza.

Never. It's never been a thought in my fucking mind. I've added, like, pepper or whatever or like oregano. Pepper, cheese. I love parmesan. I love parmesan. Love oregano. Sure.

But like, just salt? Salt. I've never. Never. That's not. even like that's just wrong behavior and I would have misbehavior I would grow there everything about

that was crazy just like taking people that take the liberty and doing shit like that like they just do things they don't check in with you about if something's cool or not like hey is it okay if I order that you know anything yeah like the idea of like spending money on somebody else's phone is crazy yeah that's that's a

wild especially if you're not going to compensate immediately like it's what like look that's just something you don't do just I know because you don't know people's situations You don't know if they're fucking like trying to like budget or anything. You don't want to overdraft or anything. You don't want to overdraft people. But even even if you could assume that like you are, if your group of friends is like well off and you can make the safe assumption that everybody's fine.

The very least that you could do is like immediately pay. You know, like hey listen, we're going to do it because it has your address. It's more convenient. I'm not connecting to Wi-Fi. I'm going to buy this for everybody. I'm going to pay you immediately. Right. For me, the idea is I host often.

I'm often a person I host and like when you give you people. what come to just come to my house if uh i usually ask i had the time like are we going to eat i was he's talking again i was speaking again so what's going on like you ask we're going to eat right and it depends on what we're getting obviously so usually for the most part i just buy you just pay it's like whatever no people are coming over to my home obviously you want to offer them food yeah but the idea of taking someone else's card and just ordering food and then not paying them back is big dickhead energy it's gnarly it's gnarly that's big people's a massive amount of food too it's not even like, oh, this is going to be enough

to sustain everybody. You're like, oh, let me overdo this because she wanted leftovers. Which is like, there's so much about it that I'm like, that is too, like, I'm sure there are people that are, unless she's just unbelievably fat, you know, like boogie levels or something. You just don't, I don't run into

that even with like, because I have a friend that's very large, you know, he's gotten up to like fucking almost 500 pounds at some point. God damn. I don't know how big he is now, but it's not good. And even when we he was no no never if he if he was gonna fucking glutton which i'm sure he does it was probably in like his by himself yeah private privately and not like i've never seen anybody behave like

that we're like i'm just going to i saw a girl uh i was in arizona at one point and i need to use a mcdonald's wifi and this girl was in macdonald's with two large domino pizzas and a two-liter coke by herself like you know and she was she was a little chubby but she wasn't like you know but I'm like she's gonna get there because two pizzas by herself probably a tough day for her is how many calories is that like 4,000 calories plus the fucking two meters

I've had days where I've housed an entire pizza for sure not two larges not too large one large I can do but also bringing it to another establishment I'm gonna bring these pizzas to McDonald's I have definitely too much pizza before the last time I was in New York did I stay there for a while sure I definitely ate way too much pizza

The point I didn't want pizza anymore I was like I'm good about pizza right now Yeah yeah you forget your fill I kill myself with pizza when I'm home Yeah I have pizza I'm not joking Every day when I'm home So I have to like limit like my stay I have to be like I have to be there for like a week max

I get it yeah that makes sense though Like I'm a little bit I'm fucking hate the five free weight sucks ass It's like it's always packed It doesn't matter what time it is And I want to just go shoot down to L.A. real quick To go get the Louisiana chicken But it's just not worth

worth it because I'm gonna have to sit in traffic and it makes me so mad you gotta go like early in the morning hearing this knowledge makes you so sad because I don't I'm trying not to eat it like that anymore right right right and it makes my heart hurt because I miss shitty I'm trying to not eat that way either I don't I don't have like whole grain bread now I don't have uh I don't have oh yeah whole grain bro whole grain ass I don't eat I don't eat uh regular turkey but regular bacon anymore I have turkey bacon now to me it's pretty good though not bad I feel the way that didn't you say you'd rather like not have sugar. If you,

you didn't want to have fake sugar, if you just can't have the real thing. For the protein. That's why I feel about, I get, I get, and I feel you, you're right,

I understand, but it's like for the protein after the day. I like Turkey. I like Turkey making a lot. I'm cutting out juice salt together. I'm gonna try to,

I'm gonna try to go three months without a deuce of soda. It's gonna kill me. How often do you have soda? I don't have soda very often. I don't drink soda anymore. Well, what kind of juice?

What are you cutting out? What do you mean? Just juice in general. I just want to get my sugar into because my um my uh my sugar my sugar my sugar for my thing is like you know uh if you know like for you probably should have some sugar well it's um it's i can have sugar it sure having sugar is fine but needless sugars i forgot how many i'll get my sugar from like so my thing is like five point like five point six right i don't know and i know six point five is pre-diabetic right i don't know what that means in that terms it's it's the idea of this this ratio right

for yeah i'm used to it being like a hundred hello hello i'm malcolm glabwell host of talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake M. Bata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff. Yes.

Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine

we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem.

To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. You'll get matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for. Or go a different way and get no traction.

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Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. Millis something per decilators. Once you cross that, your pre-dived words. Like if you get to around 100, I feel. I was nearing a area of pre-diabetes. Okay.

I understand what the area of pre-diabetes. And I was like, I'm nearing that, right? Okay. I don't want to be anywhere near that. Right. So what I'm do is I'm cutting out. I just aim of sugar. And that's probably, I'm probably like, it's been like three months and I've probably

been doing good for like a month or so. You should be nowhere near it. I'm probably much better. I'm probably much better than I was before. You should be. Oh yeah. Probably much better than I was before is how I've been eating, how I've been exercising. I'm probably much better than I was before.

I'm probably way lower now. Yeah. But in general, I'm just like going to take a step. back from that stuff. Sure. So just be safe, right? Yeah. So right now,

I just, like as juice, maybe flavored water. Jews. Sorry, no juice. No juice. Stop.

No juice. I only flavored water and waters like that. Right. That's what I'm doing. And it sucks. Yeah. I can't believe you,

dude. That's kind of, you know, we're trying to be like kosher on this podcast. And you're like, you're trying to be kosher. No,

no juice. I don't like them. I don't like them. I don't like kosher meat. I don't like kosher people. What was that about? That was what you said about the juice. Yeah, man.

Juice. Oh. Oh. Oh, like the movie with Tupac. So you're trying to cut juice out of your diet. Did that almost graze? It's seven. He gets up and he's bleeding.

Wait, it was a joke. It was a joke. It's a fucking destructo disc. That was this close to grazing my nut. What is your nut doing that? your body. It went so down. Sometimes I stick it up under my shirt

over my penis. I like the idea of the shirt where the guy's dick is under his chin. This is a big cot going to a shirt. We've all been there. We've all been hard and I had to put tuck it under the belt. Yeah, 12 o'clock, man.

You know? 12 o'clock. I've never heard it describe that way. I learned that. I think it was a... Superbad? I think he called it 12 o'clock or something. I was like, oh, maybe, yeah.

I remember just... I definitely figured that out before Superbad. Yeah, I just mean what he called. No, yeah, the name. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a job. I put books on my dick, bro. Dude, that was the worst shit ever. The worst shit ever was like the bell would ring.

Oh, no, that was me. And you were just like, nope, no, we, we've definitely, there is a clip of me describing this, and you called me a chimp. Yeah, you are. You called me a chimp because I would just rock it. And I feel like it's just, oh, natural is the way to go because you can't get in trouble for that. You're literally just, I mean. You think that holds true today?

I don't know, actually. It definitely does not. But you shouldn't, though, because it's literally, it would be the same as women showing their nipples and getting in trouble. Yeah, they shouldn't. All right, let's move on. You can't help it. It just happens.

We're going to get the fuck out of here. What are you going to do? You fucking don't get hard. I should lock this thread, actually. Oh. Is there way to do that? I don't know. Whatever.

Your chimpery of that is crazy. I just think we shouldn't, we should be body, sex positive. I think we should be more and I think the fact that women get so upset about men seeing their breasts is silly because it's a part of life. Those guys are gay. Like straight up. At the same time, women are not equal to men in any matter.

I have a take that I think is like technically kind of contra. I don't know if I fully believe this, but I've been thinking about it. And it kind of makes sense to me a little bit. Yeah. Or it's like. We re-implemented of like people that are bad, obviously. I forgot what I was going to say. He started agreeing so hard.

That actually stole my thought away from me. I'm a usurper. Stupid. What the fuck was I going to say? You had a... Oh, no. You had a take, but... You had a dangerous one.

Oh, okay, I remember. The idea is like, okay, so we have, like, sex positivity and biopositivity and, like, people are, like, kind of, like, very unashamed of, you know, the way that... The way they feel and, like, sexuality and stuff. And I actually feel, like, on some level, I kind of... I feel like we should bring shame back a little bit on some level. I feel like we actually need to overcorrect the amount of shame that we that we have taken away.

I think we need to do a very serious effort of informing people of these things correctly. So when they expose themselves and know how to stop. Before I forget, I feel like the thesis of this specifically is like people I think generally like to do things that are exciting or people like to feel like they're, even if it's like really like little like it's like oh I'm trying I'm getting away with something you know what I mean it's like it's why people speed it's why all this or it's like but now because so many things are accepted the bar for what people are getting excited by is getting crazier and crazier and I just feel like we need a little bit of a reset back when like just

kind of like you know kissing outside it was kind of exciting you know what I mean now it's like now it's like I got to go to Thailand you know what I mean it's great I don't know I'm okay with that. Shout out to Thailand, first of all. I don't really agree with this, but I feel it sometimes. I think with the shaming, like, bring back bullyings like that. I don't think we should bring that shit back, but I think we need to understand that sometimes we need to be mean and we need to find

the right ways to use it. Yeah. I agree. Yeah. Do you think bullying is a tool? Yeah, absolutely. It absolutely. Yeah, a million percent.

I think there are absolutely people who have been bullied into being the best version themselves possible. Absolutely. I also think there are people who are being bullied to death. Yeah, for sure. A lot more.

I think a lot more one side than the other. I actually don't agree. No, not killing themselves, but definitely it's done detriment to a lot of people that's benefited people.

Right, for sure. Yeah, I think probably, yeah. Not killing yourself. The idea of like, this year or 65,000 who are dead to bullying again. It's like, damn. That's crazy.

Bullying's got a wild KD, bro. Let's catch up the knots sooner or later. It's crazy. I mean, it might have surpassed it, actually. Historically? Yeah. I think so. I think so.

Yeah. Maybe not directly with suicide, but definitely detriment to life, definitely beat the Nazis. Sure. I mean, that's got to be in the billions. Like, over time. Got to the idea of monkeys bullying each other and they kill themselves. One monkey just drops a heavy rock on its head. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. It really is disappointing. It really is. Uh, uh, uh, boom. Crunch. It really is disappointing how. like monkeys and like apes and primates have really like defeat like they've really sucked a lot of my optimism away

how so because like even just the just the way that they act just like uh we're not escaping this we act similar to them but not exactly like we're they're so close to us and then they act in such such evil ways like naturally with like no with no sense of even like real gain they act easily but they also act really kindly at the same time sometimes where it's like I've never seen a monkey. I've seen a monkey not kill. I've never seen a monkey be in time.

Apes? When was that time you saw an ape donate to a homeless shelter? Chris, it's not the same. The idea of that is crazy. You like when. And it's like actually. Show me a video of a real ape. In a soup, kitchen serving.

Oh, wow. That'd be crazy. You're like, oh, never mind. I wouldn't like that because that's how Planet of the Eighth starts. You know, we first. Would you kill off the apes? I wouldn't kill, but I just wouldn't want them to start serving because then we would make them slaves and then they would, you know.

I would kill off the apes. Why? If they don't have to kill them off, I'd be like, you got to, because you guys are going to do some nefarity. Like, I don't think they do. One of us is going to initiate some nefarity, and I'd rather be us and we stay on time. Inferity, it feels like it should be. That kind of makes sense.

It works. It's theory. I understand it. Etymologically speaking. Or it might be nefariousness. Hey, Siri. I like nefarity. Define nefarity.

There's nefarity. You're a silly black. That's what Siri says? Again. Let's get the fuck out of here. Let's read the $25 and up names and get the hell out of here. I got a piss really bad. I'll be back.

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My dareity. My dareity. You're just going to make a fucking A dictionary of your own Neferity and the ferity Howberty, darity, starity. All right. So these are the $25.00 and a Patreon.

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I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gmbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to, to have a legacy of building stuff,

building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature.

My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point? with quantum. By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos. Either way, Just say to yourself, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. You'll get matched with candidates that meet the skills, certifications, and everything else you're looking for.

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It's like, what's going on? And then for some reason the back falls. It's a jug of piss. And it says piss and it's popy. It says piss. It says piss. It has a custom label that's like really well done.

Hey, let me get a swing. You're like, no, I don't think you want this. That's the idea. The idea of somebody like, it'll be a sip of your canteen,

man, I'm dying out here. It's fucking so hot. He's like, I don't think you want this, man. Trust me. I love somebody being caught. message and they were like, hey, let me get a

swing of that. And they're like, I don't think you want this, man. The idea of being resolute is funny, though. Like him just being like, nah, you can't have this. You get, like, bro, trust me. You don't want this drink. It's like, do this. Come on, man.

And you keep drinking. No, bro, trust me, dude. Trust me. You don't want this. The excited is him and it's like, no, and he pulls it back. And he sees the piss swathing everywhere. He smell it. Like, it falls out. He's like, he's like, looking it off the sand. No, no.

Oh, Spumbo-Futters. My most genuinely left-leaning friends called me, wait, called two Thai guys, N-Wend words because they were mocking his girlfriend. Noodle and words. I don't know what the... My most, my genuinely most left-leaning friend called two Thai guys, noodle and words, because they were mocking his girlfriend.

That is stolen and that's added to the bank right now. I'm using that. That's really... I don't know how you're very left-ling and you can fucking conjure that type of shit, man. Oh, yeah, that's really... I can believe it. He might be his most, but not much. Because at a certain point, I think you're just so free.

Because you genuinely don't think less of other people? I'm just free to play with them. We say terrible shit all the time, but we don't... You guys don't mean it. Noodle and words is crazy. That's a really... amazing. I'm not that creative. Newland works. I've invented

slurs before. I've invented slurs before. I love guava noid for like Hispanics. I love that so much. I just like the classics, you know. I like the classics. I like spooky. I think that's so funny. Whoopies? That's fucking crazy. Or there's another one I have that I can't say

because people are going to get mad. Yeah, probably. But like... I just like the classics. I know a lot of slurs. I've made up a lot of slurs. I know a lot of slurs. I know a lot of slurs. I know a lot of Sorry, I'm not a great man. Not a great man. Fucking Melaninjus over there. Melaninjas.

Is that a black Asian person? I had nothing in mind, really. I guess that's Blasian. Yeah, I guess Blasian. Melaninja. That's pretty good. That's a poor like compliment though, kind of. It's not really a slur.

It sounds kind of cool. I would like to be a melanja. Look at fruit ninja over here. Fruit ninja? Oh my God. All right. Damn. We got a

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Hitler. So does that mean the streamer Ludwig is gay or does that mean he's Hitler? Both. Both, both. Clearly. Both or neither. I'm sorry, Ludwig. No way you watch this. Seal K-F-R. I'll kiss.

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That turned it to a different book. That's not gay at all. That's Majin. That's Majin. That's evil. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Modgin. Yeah, that's right. Oh, I get him. You're like, hey, what's up, Seal? And he just jumps you onto the water. And you can't move. Like, you're like, you've got both your feet under it, like,

pushing up. And you're like, I should be able to move his arm. He's not moving at all. You're paralyzed because he grabbed your head and squeezed the base of your back. Oh, my God. He's paralyzed. So his margin powers are crazy. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM.

I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing. whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes.

Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things. that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point.

How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse?

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Like, of all videos pissing off. If you want to be pissed off by, like, it's past the point of impressive. It's just kind of... So there's this fucking piece of shit, right? He's playing this song, Passion Flower. And it's so impressive the way that he's playing it. Because he's also, he's doing the beats. Doing the beats.

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I saw that recently, like, some guy, like, playing, he was playing guitar just, like, with one hand on the fret. and it was somehow he was like making the he was playing it yeah and then he was like doing like all sorts of things and I'm like I'm just gonna sell me yeah fuck fuck this fuck I'm gonna sell my guitars like what's the point like at this point like what the fuck

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There'd be a lot more murderers. Yeah, what if that's how it actually works in the powerful people have been, have taught us that it's a bad thing to eat people, but they actually do it all the time to gain power. Don't I just feel a little bit more abish when I'm eating a gorilla? That's why. Every time I eat pussy, I get a little gayer. I love eating gorillas. Yeah.

Put in the fork and knife in the shoulder. The CNN thing is like every time you are, every time you go for a woman, you become a bit more. You are due transition. You said that's a fucking idiot. That guy sucks. That's the guy that you take out loud, bro. Baseball on the face. That's one of those people.

That shit's funny. Like you just want to like see them and you just want to fucking chuck a baseball out of. I want a piece of scaffolding to fall on them. You know one day. And that guy sucks. Every clip I see of him, he's just being a fucking dickhead. All right. There we go.

P.B. we're nights of the gay table. B. We fuck whenever able. Our bussy screams for busting creams and thrust in impeccable Monty Python. Is being an audiophile the only acceptable file to be, I guess. I don't even like that word, dude. Yeah, I don't like that word because of the other files.

Yeah, I don't like it at all. Yeah. So anyone that calls himself an audio file. Yeah, a Cinephile, too, is the same thing where it's like, I'm a bit of a Cinephile. It's like, just say you like movies, man. I'm a movie. What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm a movie buff.

I'm a movie connoisseur. I'm an enthusiast. I'm a movie rapist. Exactly. Exactly. That's what you're saying. That's what I hear. And watch movies.

I like raping and watching films, you know. Okay. I want to take that penis rough. I want to take that penis rough eat her pussy while while my ass is stuffed. Cream my pussy while I stretch her wide because I'm BB. Bye, bye, bye. Is this?

I don't know. Is this? Is this supposed to be bye, bye, I can't tell. I want to take that penis rough, eat her pussy while my ass is being stuff.

Yeah, it is. Cream my pussy while I stretch her wide because I'm bye, bye, bye, all right. That's not bad.

It would be good if you fucking just put that before so I would understand what the fuck was happening. The only reason I knew is because of bye, bye, bye. I think they like us fumbling.

Yeah, yeah, it's true. That's very true. A bunch of figure nuggets. I swear to God. Hey, Hey, I don't think...

That's a good one. That's a good one. I don't think, what is it? The algorithm's going to make, nope. This late. It's too late. It's too late. It's too late.

Yeah, yeah. I really hate how much your fucking Scooby-dubious made me laugh. God damn it. Me be fishy. Speaking incantations to the pussy,

call that a spirit box. Yeah. Just Jesus. Straight up Jesus. Welcome. Finally. Yeah. I'll carpet bomb the God's a strip

for a quarter. John Strickland. My partner snapped. the chair legs off my Chris Red on U-Tos and then proceeded to tear off my legs and self-defense. Merck's 1889 Disturb. 10,000 dicks in my ass.

That's pretty good. I mean, everybody's thought about that. If you've heard that song. It's possible. Impossible not to think that. Yeah. Well, yeah, okay, we go. The first church of Keith David presents Hulk Hogan's come bleats mustache at the RNC Bukaki. God.

damn bleached. Second Church of Keith David featuring being better than the first church of Keith David. Pree-Raw, somebody once squirted on my mother's ashes. Blake 896, Chris trying to read like, Papa, papa, papa, just one of the gays, just one of those gays where your cock gets lubed up. Every ass is fucked.

Every dick is sucked. Occam's razor suggests the razor of Occam is gay. Alaskin oil filled trash. That's stupid. Texas. Tater salad, young Sheldon being thrown through 30 windows. Sue Hulk, tickle my ass, hairs, Nikki Ziggy, Gambits, cum-filled eyes. Sorry, Miss Jackson, badly brave hugger, Derek, duck cunk.

Ethereum, Bergerian punter, naphram, Malifis one. I busted my hands again last week, but the doctor diss was too tempting. And last, we finally fucking made it. Right. The king of half pass. I thought I thought I was going to do the last page. I didn't even realize you had transitioned over to the second page. What did you mean?

What'd you say? Wait, did you do? You transitioned. What's going on? I like zissions only. You like the only zitioned. Wait, did you do, uh, did you do, uh, first one? You did the first page?

I did the second. I said, I was like, oh, on the third page. And I was like, I was just, what I was finished. All right. All right. Well, that's it. Get the fuck out. Go.

Transition. Goodbye. Into what? We only like zissions here. The position's here. Yeah. Dyes. Yeah.

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