The Snark Tank - #252: Panic! At The Olympics

Episode Date: August 9, 2024

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This is, it makes it really good. When they're baking? A little bit of salt and things is really good for it, man. No. Is it a chip a hoy or is it a What is a singular chips a hoy? Is it one chips a hoy cookie? I mean,

but is it a chip a hoy? It's called one chips a hoy cookie. That is how you referred to it. Are you sure? Yes. So can I have a chips a hoy? Can I have a chiptoa cookie? Yeah.

No one's nobody would say that. I would punch them. Yeah. Why? That's how you say. No, I would say, Hey,

can I have a cookie? That's all I would say. Yes. But if you're like, if we're, if we're in. If there's multiple cookies. If we're in English class, right?

Then they're like, all right, right, right, this grammatically correct in the best possible way. You're like, hey, Billy gave Derek one Chips A Hoy cookie. You can just say Billy gave Derek a cookie? I feel like it's Chip-A-Hoy for some reason. It's not. I feel like, can I have a Chip-A-Hoy? Because Chips is the brand.

I understand. So it wouldn't become Chip. Why not? Can I have one of Chips cookies? Well, listening to it. Right. What would you call? many several chip-a-hoi cookies

are they chips a hoys I think it's like singular like chips-o-oy cookies it's singular like dear welcome give me all your chip-a-hook cookie welcome to the snark tank podcast Patreon.com slash the snark tank to support us go over there if you don't say it with me

will kill you so except for him he never wants to join in Never went on the murder. Not a big murder, boy. Not a big murder guy. Sweetie's not a team player. What is monetization?

Woo! So right now, Derek, we were laughing at the fact that I'm here eating grapes. Oh, yeah. I mean,

grapes. Look at this. Because I don't love my life anymore. I don't want to, I don't love myself anymore. And now Derek is there, uh, inhaling and whiffing on a delectable chips ofoy cookie.

This is my breakfast. It's, it's one chip a hoy. How fucked up is that? Yeah, it's your breakfast? Yeah, because I,

I woke up immediately on like, what's happening? Oh, do podcast. You know what my breakfast was? That individual grave. That grave? Yeah, at least I pounded some water.

I was like, let me at least get some water. Lily got a really gross breakfast burrito from like a fucking organic place. I was like this is shit and I just got great. I never want to hear those words. An organic breakfast burrito? I never want to hear those two words together. What does that mean? Organic.

Barito at all scares me. Guys, I'm not really enjoying life. There's like grass in it or something. I'd rather be molested, I think. I think so. I think, I think you think that. But, um, no, I think I think I'm actually. pretty sure about that.

Yeah. As long as it's not like sexual molestation. Like simple bothering. No, no, no, no, no. Like, like a molest, like a lot of,

I mean it for real. That's cool. Um, so. So, someone putting their hands down the back of their pants and they're actually playing with your blood.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, while I'm asleep. Oh yeah, or you doesn't count. Well, it'll wake me up. It'll wake me up.

It'll wake you up. I'm not like a light sleeper. Wait me up when molesto ends. Molesto. Yeah, it's me molesto. I love that. I love that.

Like, that's Spanish rules, man. It is a very funny language. So it's, yeah, like, it's me, molesto. When you realize how simple words are and how, like, oh, that's what that means. Yeah. Because I was at, I was at a zoo one time and some dad was like, oh, look at the animal keeper, molesting the koala. And I was like, excuse me? That's what it means.

Like, my brain was like going to go crazy. And I was like, oh, it means bother. Right, yeah. Not to us Americans. That's why it's great. Molesto. Because then there's that phrase hot and bothered And then it would be hot and molested

Oh yeah Caliente molesto It's such a fun language I mean it's a dumb language The music What fascinating I think we talked about this in the podcast before I'm not sure but I love

I love Spanish music because it's all written Like all of the lyrics are stupid Like it's all dumb Like there's very little That I've heard anyway Spanish music that's really about anything serious It's not dumb but the way sentence structure in Spanish is

and the way English-Spanic structure is, like, no, it doesn't, it doesn't, they don't check out exactly, they're close. Well, I think it's because everything rhymes with each other, so it's like there's no real reason to be clever with how you write about things. I think there's good songs. Yeah, there's a lot of good Spanish songs.

Now that I'm like a better Spanish speaker, I think there's a lot of good Spanish songs. Yeah, but there's also like... There's also really stupid ones. Like, poppy, like, reggaeton music, like, let's be real. I love reggaeton music. It's fun music. It's often,

that's it's never going to win an award for like being great music it's because it's just you know it's party music which is fun that's fine it's fine whatever it is but then there's like there's like bachata music that's like actually good music there's um marangay that's good you just have to listen to you got to like listen to it you know i don't believe a word you're saying yeah i think i don't believe it worries i think some of it's good the fact that i understand some of it now i'd send most of it now is better so it's like ah but it's also mexican people you know mexican people just worse by creed than being Mexican.

I guess on that note Hmm. What is there to talk about? Because the man that's going to marry a Mexican person. We got a lot of, we got... So the other week we had the satanic panic,

which was pretty cool. That was back again? Oh, yeah. Yeah, for the Olympics, because Gojira, I think, played the Olympics. Yeah. And they're a metal band, obviously.

They're a metal band from France, so of course they've invited them there. I know, but like, that's satanic. Well, no. They're Satanic and the... No, they're not? Stop it. Of course, they're...

Okay. Of course they're not. Because they are a... I know that band. They're not really... They're a metal band playing at a huge stage where millions of people watching around the world. They're also extremely popular front troops. It's very cool that that happened because we've been saying for a long time,

the Super Bowl, it's the biggest event in America. So one of the most popular bands, why not maybe have Metallica? I think people that like football like rock and metal a lot. Often, yeah. And they'll be like, oh, let's have fucking... Who's the ones that did yellow? It was all yellow. I can't remember their name right now.

Ringo Star? Yeah, the, well, the guy that's trying to be like Ringo Starr. Look at the Star. I know. That man, I can't remember their name. I don't know who that is. Yes, you do. I know the song.

Quit fucking with me, please. I'm not funny with you. I don't know who this is. I didn't know if I know that song. I never meant to go the trouble. Oh, I never met that do you roll. Cold play. Cold play.

That's a wild impression. Yeah, you should stop now. Dude, their first album, that guy was just that guy was just 1,000% British. And then I think someone slapped him. I think one of the producers, like, no. Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment we did,

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over 32,500. Not all customers will qualify. Residency restrictions apply. Take delivery by 331. And then he just stopped singing British anymore. Seriously. You sing American right now or else you won't get any fucking money. Cold bitch.

Cold bitch. Cold bitch. Fucking cold bitch, bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. But yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the type of thing that they put on the fucking, uh, the, the, the, the, who,

nobody. wants to listen to Coldplay while they're fucking getting jacked for jacking off football players or whatever they're doing. Can you imagine getting hyped to watch like a like a gladiator fight but Coldplay is playing? Exactly. It was all yellow.

It's weird to be that that's the song that you choose for Coldplay. Because I can't, I, to me, I'd never heard that song straight up. That's their debut song where he's on the beach walking like a freak. Uh, is Oz. Yeah, but how many people's So I didn't.

How many bands, how many bands debut single do you, like, is the most popular? You know what I mean? It's not really popular. But I think about, like, I think about clocks a lot. When I think about clocks. Which one's clocks is the piano one that goes, da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. I think that's like their second album or something.

Yeah, yeah. I could be wrong. I shouldn't even be talking about. But that's the cold place. Or like Viva-Lavita or something. That's the who and Colplay are getting mixed in my brain. I mean, I meant new. The Who, the Colplay and the Fray are getting a mix in my brain right now.

I'm not knowing which one ends or which one starts, so I'm kind of confused. The fray... Are they British? The fray is... They're the... They're from the Congo, I think. Like native.

Yeah. They're French Congonese. The Frey! What was that fray song that was like... There's the... A death song. That's Coldplay. Okay.

No, I do know Colby then. It's the dead song. I associate them with Scrubs because there's a... There was an episode where Dr. Cox accidentally kills a bunch of people. To the frame? Not a bunch of people. I think one person dies. A handful of people died because this one chick, they thought she OD'd on drugs, but it turns out she had rabies.

And so they gave a bunch of people like organs, this one guy that he loved. He's like, how's your new kidney? Here's this. And then all those people seizureed and died because they had fucking rabid forkins. That is so. And while, that is so outrageous. I think it was like three people that died or something. And so they're playing the fray, and it's, like, really sad.

And Dr. Cox, like, has a mental breakdown and walks out of the fucking hospital. And so it's like, when did I go wrong? I lost a friend. And, like, it's all sad. He's like, come on in the bitter nation. He's throwing his shit. And he starts, like, stabbing people and shit. And then he fucking, he fucking beats up a homeless guy outside of the hospital.

Sacred Heart. It's a show, man. He curves stomps a homeless man. We got to do it. How have we not done a, The gay. How have we not done that song? Yeah, we're gay.

How to suck some pipe. We'll figure it out. How to suck some pipe. Yeah, that's good. Step one. It writes it. It really does. That's pretty good.

That's pretty good. That's pretty good. You take your lips and you play. Why don't you sound exactly like them? I made fun of them a lot growing up. What are the fray? Yeah But I like them

I only know two songs from them A lot like that would make Do you know any other? Do you know any other songs? That's the only one I know There's one other song I know It's called You found me Yeah

Oh yeah yeah I do know that one You found me You found me You found a little Not even close I'm out you I'm at you I'm not a singer guys

But that's not even You almost got like Macho bad You got kind of close to him. Just a little lay. Man, this is a great listening experience. I'm going to have to turn it down multiple decibles. And audio listeners have fun, man.

You're paying for this. Yeah, you are paying for the good money. Yeah. Yeah, so the fray, the gay. Yeah, it's good. The cold play. Cold gay. Oh, anyway.

Just gay cold. Oh, man, in a British way, that'd be great. I couldn't remember why we were even talking about this. It's because of the Olympics. The Olympics. So they had Giora there and they did a Mary Antoinette thing. It was kind of cool. That was badass.

So that was already scared to people. And then they thought they were mocking the Last Supper. But, you know, because you know how they like people that want to be victims? They put everything like, oh, this is my thing. Right. But like they were doing something that was completely separate. I forgot what it was. It was like a Greek feast or something.

Yes. Yes. And so it wasn't the last supper at all. Although even if it was the last supper, like who the fuck cares? I give two shits. But obviously the whole thing, the Christian persecution, right? That's the whole thing. So they want to be victims, whatever.

So it didn't work out for them. But for a minute they were freaking out. That was the cool scare. I was happy for them, happy for Gujarra to get like a bunch of recognition and to be considered satanic. Because I feel like that's the bar. You clear a bar when you're considered evil to like the Christian. Yeah, it's like a, it's like. it's like like getting like weird al doing your song you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah like that used

be like oh i oh i'm in the music i'm i'm a musician now right right right now it's like if you're a metal band that causes like a satanic panic you've made it yeah you've done you're in the operation line that's an achievement you get i want that i want that it's like it's like uh ghost had that when they're because they're barely metal i mean technically they're metal but they don't it's a whole debate but the way that they dress right they'll have these mask on and then the fucking singer will have some type of pope shit on he's been all these like Papa this the third or whatever. So they're all like, oh, and I didn't notice my crew neck that I have because they

ghost in their logo, it has like upside down crossing it and the T. And like I kind of didn't really even notice. Oh, no, I know the main. I'm getting like looks while I'm wearing my crew neck and I'm like, oh, yeah, they probably think that I'm evil or something cool. So it's cool. It's cool. And their music, though, is like so lighthearted.

So it's funny. Like they have a song that everyone says, this is fucking Scooby-Doo music. Yeah. They're like the Scooby-Doo music. It's called Square Hammer and they're like, this is scoob. Like, the hell is this? And, like, imagine those guys being, like, satanic. He says zoinks.

There's a moment where he says zoinks. I would. Everybody's tripping on it. Well, that's kind of what blew my mind about this whole thing. It was just like when I look at, uh, when I look at like, or when I heard some of the Gojira stuff, I was like, this sounds like, like, if they think this is satanic, that's pretty insane. Yeah. Because even by like their standards, like, this is pretty tame. Like, I feel like, as far as like metal goes, like, it's not the most intense shit I've ever heard.

they're not metal enough for me to know about them and I've listened to them before. I know Gojira. I've heard Gojira a bunch of times and I'm like they're not metal. They're, I mean they are. They're like rock. They're like they're rock people. It's just,

it's just if that was considered satanic, it's just so not. It's so compared to other metal that you could argue actually. I'm thinking heavier, I guess because I guess metal and heavy is not exactly the same thing. No, that's why like I was saying there's kind of a debate with the band Ghost because Ghost aren't heavy at all.

They're actually, I mean, if you're going to classify them as anything, they're almost pop rock. Like, they're almost like 80s pop rock, but like it's the theme. It's the vibe. The fray is metal. I mean, if they were singing about like darker stuff, you would kind of, you could make that argument. That's the thing where people want to say, oh, it's about heaviness. It's really about the vibe because if you think about the oldest metal bands, they're not

heavy by today's standards. That's true. Yeah, like it's all like milk toast. And where does Michaelis it? on that. Metallica is like obviously metal. Like they're thrashed what they would call it because it was fast, blah, blah, blah, but the whole thing is it's just really about the vibes.

Like say, that's why when death metal came, their whole idea was we want to make the music heavier and crazier. So the lyrics were the craziest. And I find it weird that the, you know, a lot of the Christian people, they don't really focus on like death metal and black metal like you would think they would. They said it's like, oh, Gojira's on the largest plastic. platform. Let's just attach our names to it. Right? Let's just attach our black metal. Yeah. There's bands dedicated to you.

Because I'm black metal. Yeah, yeah. That'd be fucking great. I wish that's what black metal really was. It was just literally just black people doing metal. That's like soul glow or something. So glow. They're more like thrash kind of punk stuff. The idea of the idea of black metal would be so insane. I want that. Because I thought it would just turn into rap eventually. It would end up. having way too much rap all roads lead to rap that's disrespectful like they just we can't

we we we want it to be rap we can't we can't do you just naturally in the South Park where a token knows how to play bass right right right you know I'm not

he's like give me a dumb he's all when he starts playing and he's like so does the point he's like god damn it he's like

god damn it you're right I tried to do an opera but it turned into rap god damn it that's crazy someone starts off and it's like all of his sheets like just

books of sheets and like I made this grandiose sweet and then it's just like a beat. It turns today's a good day. It's just one line on each sheet is just the beat and then it's just some lyrics. It's just Lynn Monroe Miranda making Hamilton. Like fuck. He couldn't help. He couldn't help it. It's a wrap again. Have you seen Hamilton? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You like it? I love it. Oh. I don't know. I haven't seen it live. I'm not nearly that privilege. But I've watched it on Disney Plus. And I thought it was good Yeah, it was good It's pretty decent I I'm high-hite is my shit dog Into heights is my fucking shit

Yeah In the heights you mean Yeah Into the heights is my shit But it's like Of course I like that movie Well the movie And the fucking play

Because you know Yeah I think I'm one of them I'm one of them Yeah I mean I don't know Like I'm I'm I talked about this on

An episode before though But I just generally Actually kind of like musicals I think they're interesting I think they're clever and they're really like, I am aware of how hard that is to do. Oh, yeah. Like, writing-wise and, like, making, like, songs hit.

Because there are musical, like, Disney musicals, right? That we grew up listening to where, like, realistically, like, one or two great songs in them. You know what I mean? At what point is it not a musical? Like, I don't, I feel like... I mean, I think Disney movies are musicals. I think people who, like, deny that are crazy. I think, yeah.

Like, how are they not? They, the way that they, especially, they're not like scores, right? These are songs that are a lot of times advancing the plot too. Okay, I guess that's what I do. I think, okay, let me think. So Tarzan's in musical, right? You would say? Do they?

Do they? Actually, I don't know. I don't think it is, actually. It might actually. That might actually be a score. The ape sings. Do they? I think only one person, too.

I've only seen Tarzan like twice when I was a kid. And it was weird. I was obsessed with it and I loved it. but I didn't really see it a lot. I should see, I should watch Tarzan again. The only person that sings is the ape. Yeah. That's the only person that sings, really.

It's crazy to me. Yeah, I don't remember at all. That's kind of, I guess, up in the air. Because I know that there are songs in that movie. Oh, man. Like the Phil Collins stuff, right? No one's singing. But he's like a narrator sort of.

Animated and he's like singing in the jungle. He's Phil Collins in the jungle. What group was he from again? Phil, get the fuck it. Huh? What group was he from again? Genesis, right? Yes.

Genesis. Is that your fucking impression of fucking... Can you share me in one year? Strangler like me. Oh my God. I actually had one person years later. I'm still waiting for you to send me that Tarzan clip. Oh my God.

I recently sent it to the group chat I was in. And they were like, I did not need to see this. That shit still hits, man It's so fucking funny Tarzan's face I just like how like He's because like Tarzan's the one that

Should be getting pleasure out of that situation But it's agonizing So what we're talking about for Oh for the lot of people And also just video people Who have no idea what the fuck we're talking about Hey it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose check out the best of a moment we did presented by eBay.

Music has always been one of my teachers. There was a vinyl record I used to play during a quiet, very formative season of my life. Late nights, no distractions, just me, the music and my thoughts. Over time, life changed, schedules filled up, and somewhere along the way, that record disappeared. I didn't notice right away,

but I felt the absence of what it represented. So I searched for that same vinyl. Same version, the same cover, and I found it on eBay. When it arrived, I couldn't wait to listen. And when I finally did, the music was the same, but I wasn't. I heard it differently. I understood it differently. And that's when it really hit me.

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Yeah, found a gif. Like a really well-animated gif of animated Tarzan. Fucking... What's his name from that movie? Clayton? Yeah, that's Clayton. Is it Clayton? I think he said Clinton.

Clinton? So Clayton, the antagonist of that movie. Yeah, he's riding Tarzan hard. And this dude's... He has Tarzan's... He's like... He's got Tarzan and missionary pretty much. But he's getting dicked.

Clayton's getting dicked. And Tarzan's face looks like he's in agony. Like he's getting surgery with that anesthesia. Yeah. Like he's biting on something. It's just like, and it's so fucking visceral. And Clayton is just euphoric.

He's just like so happy. You know, like, bro, this is so crazy. So then I put it, the song, I want to know in your show. Like,

while he's rocking back. It's a terrible world we're living in, man. That is a video that I had to save to my phone. That was the start of my downfall of saving bullshit to my phone. And now my phone is like, over 8,000 images of just absolute garbage. You gotta be careful because like if you if you like pass away, you don't wanna like,

because then people, said if somebody else other than Lily finds your phone or something. What I'm gonna do is before I die, I'm going to change my password on my phone. Like while I'm dying, and I'll be like, while you're dying, just have enough time.

What is the, what is the situation? Like, how does, it's interesting because I don't, I don't think we really had to think about this kind of thing, really as a society, but what do we do with the phones of our loved ones when they die?

Throw it away? No? I would say. Store it. Sell it. Sell it. Damn, this dude. What am I doing with the phone?

What am I doing with that phone? Well, that's exactly the point. What are you doing? Because there's a bunch of information. There's like bank information probably. There's like fucking notes. There's fucking photos and videos. Restore it.

What's wrong with just? You're crazy. What's wrong with just as a momento? keeping it and just having it. Like in the way that, like, because I feel like the way you sound, somebody has like a fucking, your wife has a photo album. She dies and you just torch it immediately. Well, that's a different thing, right?

The tort, like, what album is like one thing, right? But like, if I can't even get inside the phone, if I'm like locked out of the phone. No, but that's what I'm saying. It's like, is there, is there something in, like, in place where, hey, this is my dad. He passed away. he has, I'm sure, like, a bunch of, like, family photos and stuff on the phone.

You know, they legally can't do that? Well, they can't, but, like, I'm just interested in the fact that there's no, there's no protocol in place for that. It seems like there should, there kind of should be, maybe? If there is, like, I think of it like this, right? If you care enough about those photos. I guess you just have to wipe it, right? I guess you just have to wipe the phone.

If you care that much about the photos that are on to fight that or things like that, I think you would have it. You would have them in some sort of means. Like for me, I'm not a big photo person because I feel like photos at times, not always, but at times undermine the fun people are having and you just have fun and remember, take the memories with you. That's why I think photos kind of, they feel abrupt at times. You know, it's like, let's take a picture and they're here laughing, having a good time.

And we're taking a picture, like cutting out this laugh at all smile at this fucking camera, by this fucking bastard looking at me in my face. Well, usually, historically, people didn't take pictures in that, at those times, unless there was a photographer there. that was, that's their job to just take pictures while you take the background. The picture would be at the end. Like people are like, all right, we're done. Hey, let's take a picture. Like, all right,

fuck off, let's go. Also, for me, every time someone takes pictures of me, I would show up as a white man and it scares me. It's always like Jack Nicholson. But like current Jack Nicholson, it is where I'm at. And I'm like, that's not me. If people question me, I don't like dealing with that. Yeah. But the idea is I just don't like pictures.

I'm not a picture person. I've ever been like... I love them. I think it's weird to not be a picture for a little picture person. I love pictures because I have forgotten. gotten so much shit. Exactly. I have forgotten so much so because that's just how our brains work. And so in those, like, I move.

I want to forget. That makes sense. That makes sense. If you don't have good memories, then that makes sense. I have great memories. I have great memories, but I like forgetting them because I like living in the worst parts of my memory. I like only having the trauma up here.

You put the trauma up forth in your consciousness. That's crazy. I remember that time I fell and no one helped me up. Yeah. Yeah. That makes me stronger. That's Kingston's idea of trauma. I lift harder. I lived harder at the gym because of it.

King's idea of trauma is that he fell down once and no one helped him. I have trauma. I mean. Yeah, I've laughed at some of your trauma. It's pretty good. Yeah, man. Yeah, you laughed at my face. I want on the most traumatic moment.

I fucking twat. Hey, man, you've got to be a man, bro. So they got to sack up, you know? That's crazy. That's crazy. It's crazy. You're going to raise a healthy young man, bro. You're going to raise a healthy young dude.

He's going to be strong. he's gonna I mean he'll have probably all of his limbs broken by his 10 but he's gonna be strong he's gonna be he's gonna be uh doing uh Brazilian J Jitsu with experts you know like he's I'm not even gonna let him get him like in uh beginners class I'm gonna pay extra money grown ass adults as a fucking 10 year old like veteran multi black belt and I'm like don't don't take it easy on him that if he taps out keep going and then you know it'll get strong and then he keeps crying I'll slap him be like hey if you keep crying I'm gonna keep slapping you. So basically the

the soon you stop crying, the soon I'll stop slapping you. Pretty great fucking. Your, his wife, that person's partner when they get older is going to be like, damn, fuck you. He beats me up and down his house. I'm going to, I'm going to make Vegeta. He's going to be great. You should not want to make Vegeta. At least not early Vegeta, especially. He'll go through the whole arc, you know, so he has to

exterminate planets. Eventually he'll be decent. He'll meet, he'll meet the go-co of his world. Yeah. He'll get his ass fucked. He'll get beat up real bad. And he'll be like,

oh damn. Chopped in the back by some fucking down syndrome fucking. It really isn't crazy how that was like really like, they jumped him for real. I really did. They really did. Like, Virginia really had them fucked for a,

for a hot minute until they all just jumped them. Yeah. They all, they jumped his at. What do they expect, though? Like, what do he, He's going to come to a planet and not get jumped.

Exactly. Well, I mean, he expected what he happened. The ones? He's crazy. He's done this probably like thousands of times. Yeah. He didn't expect he'd get beat. Yeah, he didn't say to get beat because he's like, oh, Raddids was a pussy.

Like, it was like, Radd is the pussy. And he got two bodies. He got the two strong to his bodies. And like, I guess. Radis is probably more dangerous than most civilizations are. Oh, yeah. And Vegeta thought he was a pussy. Don't give it like this, right?

If you drop Radits in pretty much any other. anime, he's going completely buck wild on him. Yeah, you can fuck him a lot of people. And I love the idea. So then there's Napa who's not nearly as strong as Vegeta, but Napa was fucking just destroying the military just because he was like having fun.

He was flying through them, like, blowing shit up. And I'm like, oh, no. I love that visual of him tearing through the jet. It's just like he's in water. He's just like in water. Like, imagine. You know what's crazy? He destroyed.

the world military. Like they got set back. We haven't seen a military sense then in that universe because of how much money he put them in debt. And they're also like, what's the point? They're like, that's crazy when you consider the fact that that was after Piccolo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, Piccolo was like a demon king that everybody was like, oh, there's a demon king. King. Yeah, you know what I was thinking that? The dog people. They were like, wow, this guy came from hell. Wolf. You know, like that world's, fuck. There's dinosaurs. Yeah, Dragon Ball's a very strange world. It is, isn't it? It's fucking bizarre.

It's just a world seriously made by a person that was having fun. Yeah. That's back when you can make a crazy world and no one would tell you no. What I love about it too is like there's like this crazy science where like capsules. They have like capsules that can take matter and like shrink them and negate their density but still carry them around in physical space. But no one's got a phone. No people do have phones Later Yeah

After after after After capsule court Yeah they didn't think Yeah they thought yeah They kind of overshod They had headphones They had phones They had phones

No no I'm not saying like Dial up fucking Where do they have cell phones? Obama had a cell phone Obama had a cell phone I'm pretty sure In the original dragon ball I don't know

I was at a dragon radar That's the thing It's like here's a A radar that somehow attracts these mystical balls They give up a certain... How did you do that? They give off an energy frequency, which they would, probably, but also, how the

fuck are you going to find that out? How are you going to be like, mm-hmm? It does this. That's like destiny logic. Literally. It's just like magic space science, like science magic. Magic, whatever. There's a God that makes you un.

This happens to you. And why is there only a Boma and her people? Like, why is there not the military, everyone exhausting all resources to find these fucking things at all time? Because if you make a, you can make a wish. Like, why would it not say the Stalin of the world or the Putin of the world? I don't think everybody really knows about it. I think it's sort of mythical.

But the idea of people, it's clearly real. They're clearly real, but think of the people that find them. Because remember it was hard to find them in Dragon Ball. And then it became a joke because like Goku and them could fucking get from one place to another in literally moments. They would nonchalantly whenever they actually, they got it whenever they needed it. Instead of just having him at all times. Think of post Dragon Ball. Let's go get them again immediately.

So we just have them for when we need it. They'll let it scatter and then they'll let it sit there until it's time. They turn the rocks for a year and then they just have them. They're like, oh, it's going to hold on to these. And who's going to take it from them? And then what was the- Hitler of the world is going to give me that. They're going to be like, oh, you're gone.

I'm kind of like, I really kind of don't know the deep. Like, I don't think there's that much thought put into it to be fair, which is like fine. Like it doesn't really need to be. But like, when you think about it, it's like, Like, do people, are people aware of what Goku is? I don't think so. They do not know he's an alien. They know he's some sort of, like, freak, though.

They know he's some sort of freak. Do you think he's kind of like a Superman, like, is he a Superman kind of figure in the sense that, like, we don't understand this thing? So, because people on Earth don't know, people on Earth don't know Superman's an alien, right? They do. Why? It's wide knowledge. You admit he's alien. Oh, he, like, goes on TV and says, like, I, I, do the Robert Trenu thing.

I am alien. Yeah, from a gay planet. He said me an interview. He's like, I'm from gay krypton. Yeah, gay krypton. Not regular krypton. Yeah. I'm from Dicton.

So for, for like the Dragon Ball characters, they know that they're weird. They don't know that they're aliens, though. Weird. I guess. I guess if normal people can just fly, I guess it's not that much of a stretch that. Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment we did, presented by eBay. Music has always been one of my teachers.

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Only a few people can fly. Yeah, but the fact that if a few people can fly, then people can fly. Yeah, using their key in the way. It's kind of like saying like, you know, oh, this person can do insane math. It's like, oh, well, okay, people can do math. It's possible people can do it. Because remember flying is a crane school. You probably don't know because you probably been to watch Dragon Ball.

Crying is a flying is a crane school. Crying. So flying, the ability to fly is a crane school technique. And Master Roche never wanted to learn. That's why Roche can't fly. Yeah, but how the fuck would people not like who wouldn't be signing up for that class? You got a lot of how to do you get on a period. What is the reason for him not wanting to know out of fly?

It's a crane school technique. And that's the output of the school of the turtle. It's stupid is fun. Imagine being that like that tribalistic. Roshi is also elderly Yeah But it's like You don't want to fly

Come on dude You don't have to respect anything they do Other than that Right Like flying is so much easier To cue manipulation Like so much easier But he's like I don't want to do that

It's like if you wanted an electric vehicle And you got a Tesla or whatever It's like what like you want to You don't have to like Elon But like you clearly want an electric car Right So what the fuck are you doing You're not gonna learn how to fly

Just because you don't Like the fucking guy who teaches you? It's insane. It's insane. I would put up with, I would put up with damn near anybody if they could teach me how to fly. Oh, yeah. If they were teaching a, if Andrew Tate was teaching a class and he was like, this is how to fly and he proved to me that he could fly. I'd be like, all right.

You know, fucking, that's going to be really irritated. Yeah. But I think I would really like to fly. My eyes twitching, but I would do it. Yeah. I'd be happy. I'll be in a double. He'll be in a two first.

This is the fucking drink come true. I love this guy. And I can fly now. Have you seen him? All he does is say the N-word now on Twitter. That's like his new stick. A lot. His new stick is just saying the hard R because he knows Elon will never ban him.

It's a lot. It's crazy. He's been tripping a lot. Like he says it in such unclever ways, too. It's like, I don't know if you guys ever seen the Harold and Kumar movies. Like, there was the second one where they run into the clan. And one of the main members is played by

the Elliott Stabler or whatever. and from Law & Order SVU. Yeah, I know that is. Yeah, so he's, because he actually played, for some reason he, like, knows somebody because he's been in, like, all the movies. He was like some weird trucker, fucking swinger guy with a bunch of prosthetics on.

And then now he's one of the Grand Dragons or something. And instead of saying, like, what the hell is that or what the hell was that? He says, what in the hard R was that? You know, what in the, was that? And it's like, that's awesome. my eyes like grew larger in the light that you shine can't be seen it was like one of those kind of things I'm like bro what the what did I just hear but that's the way that Andrew Tate talks like he'll just say it in like solely like

it's ways it shouldn't be used at all it's weird hearing people that aren't american use that word because it just feels like they don't know how out of place in the sentence the right way yeah it's it's a little like I like Drake back in the day like sometimes I'm like, he misspoke. I know he misspoke. He misspoke, but also like it's a different country

and people might people might not use the regular EA there. They might just use the hard R and he might be like, ah. Let's not know the difference. And generally it might be true.

Not American saying it is weird to me. It just sounds weird. Like I feel like as an American, I have a bigger right to say it than they do. You know what I mean? It's a little bizarre. I mean,

you have a closer connection to it. Exactly. It's like, what are you fucking? What are you, British insane? This is insane. No, that's weird. It's weird when I even see when when when when it's it's even I mean I don't go away personally I don't care but I also acknowledge that it's weird that non black America like when what um black like black people outside of America when they

use nigger it's a little bit weird because of why that word exists in the first place but I I don't care like but it's just I also acknowledge that it's so strange it's just like a thing Or because it's like it's one of those things where you're like I want to be cool because like you didn't there's no way you grew up in that culture anywhere shape of that even because you're not from you're not even from the place where that culture originally that's why it's so strange to me it's like it's weird it's weird what I'm like doing what like when there are fucking people like like British white people saying it's like why why the fuck do you get off saying this at all like what's going on yeah that's weird maxing that's even weird you know you're you're from Sweden you know. You know. two black people online and you follow them. You don't even know them. You never interact with them. It's like when I'm Alex said it. It's like what are you?

Yeah, dude. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, I don't know. He's in the UK. There's a lot of, there's a lot of black folk over there. But like, does he know, does he interact with them?

I guess. No way. No way he does. Like I don't think he interacts with them. He's probably terrified of them. He probably like scurries under the fucking street. Boy, these monkey chaps are scaring me. Boy, these banana-y-fellows are really scary.

Banonnery fellas. Swinging across the London landpokes like a fucking gollum. Oh, man. But like, say whatever you want, you know. You know, you know, check out, you know who you're around. But that's why it's kind of shading. That's why, you know, we talked about some podcasts before about Drake and his kind of chameleon-like nature.

He was kind of like, because you see him how he grew up. And there's plenty of footage of him how he grew up as a Toronto in. I don't know how you say their thing. And he sounded like the whitest white that ever whited. And he also, there's footage of him shitting on like the whole Patswa fucking Toronto. He's like that shit's ignorant. Like he was never even adjacent to that stuff. He didn't care about it.

He used to eat fucking tuna fish and mayo sandwiches and shit. I, I, look, right? I, I listen to camp where like I think Drake does have a community. He's an actor. He's a community in nature. He's good at doing that. Yeah. He's a communal in nature.

It's kind of the nature of him. You know, obviously, that's what he clearly is what he did. Right. He ended up, like, linking up with Wayne, like, fucking going on, which is crazy, going on 20 years ago now. He ended up linking with Wayne and sort of making music. So, you know, like, obviously the hanging out, Wayne, chilling with that kind of aesthetic. Obviously, flying back to Houston, his dad being a black, a black American man. He didn't have a relation with his dad until he got famous.

Was it until he got famous? It was like he spent some time with him, but then after. It wasn't like a no long period of time. He came back into his life where he was like, oh, you know, it wasn't like he spent. time with him in the way to like, oh, I was in Tennessee or whatever the fuck where he was from and he developed like a certain cadence from his father or whatever. It's just a thing where, like I said, it's just weird when you see, we all are so, we're aware the way he's doing. He wants to be respected in the culture. So he's going to sound a little bit closer to, well, really, like when you

think about it, kind of sounds more like he would try to be like, oh, I'm from fucking New York. New Yorker. At first I sound like he was more from like New York for me. I think I think he embraced the Atlanta culture very much so. Because him hanging out with Futuring 21 Savage, stuff like that. Yeah. And he hung out with Aesap Rocky for a while as well to who's a New Yorker as well. But his ideas, he's just, you know, whatever, dude.

Like I see what it is. It's not a big deal because he's a rapper. Obviously, as a rapper, you're going to, because they're going to say him with Donald Glover, right? People who just shit on Donald, you know, all the time from not being a very black, black man, you know? But at the same time, he's like his family's from the Bronx. he grew up in Atlanta in Stone Mountain right by where the clan he fucking originated

You know like He's a fucking He's a nigga his whole time But people didn't give him credit for that But what's the difference? The difference is he never put on The black fake blacks in He never felt like he needed to do it

He never did he inherited But see that's the whole thing where it's like Drake You don't need to do this Like he's I think I think you do To be a popular rapper I think you do 100%

I don't agree with that even Name name a name a name a name a very big rapper that's not Eminem. That is not genuinely just a white man has skill that's unparalleled. That got a lot of respect from the rap community from being a person that's white-coded. No, see, the whole thing...

I mean, even Eminem has kind of a... Well, it meant... A way of speaking that's very obviously. Actually, Eminem is... That's funny because he actually does... Yeah, she does have... Growing up, you know, Jason to Detroit and shit. I agree he does, but I...

He totally does. I know. People made fun of him specifically. I remember him on the Howard Stern show back in the day, and he was like, why you talk black? And he was like, I don't know if I talk black. He's like, I just, I'm from the, I'm from the hood. Yeah, like this is, I grew up around people that speak like this. And this is kind of how I, like, I give, I kind of give a, because like, it's like, okay, I know your parents didn't sound like this.

But the people you probably spent the most time with sound like this. Like the idea, like him around D12, they all act like, that's how they act, you know? And it's funny because that's how, because he makes fun of his friends all, do what he was calling his friend to F word crazy. He was like, look at this damn homo over here. Like, I bet he was happy to see Michael Jackson. He tried to put his dick in his mouth and he was excited. But yeah, but name who gets respect like that, you know, other than, other than Glover and Kanye. I think there's a lot that get respect.

It's, I think, from my, from my, to me, like, you're talking about just somebody who just doesn't have a traditional, like, Southern black accent or not a York accent. That doesn't, that doesn't. Well, because it originates from the South and then it's spread out. That doesn't portray, like people would call like black people act of traits. Yeah. That has gone a lot of respect in a rap community. I just, I think like every, like every, I don't, I guess from my perspective, from what I see, like the culture never really were one. I want you to sound like me.

That's not what I've ever seen. It's not sound like me. I feel like it's always been about authenticity and they hate the idea of somebody trying to culture vulture. I agree. I agree that that is true. Yeah. But the sound like me nature is you got to sound like you rep something. You got to be from some sort of hoodman.

mentality. You have to have that. I just feel like Drake was so big before you was doing that. Not, I wouldn't say, but how do I expect? Because I feel like he wasn't as big into it as he is now back in the day when he was making like songs with Trace songs in his early mixtapes. It wasn't as heavy as it is now. He wasn't doing the whole Patois Island thing and stuff like that for sure. I feel like that's for himself.

Like, I think he's only doing it for himself. I feel like he wants to prove to himself that he's more of a more of a black man and he needs to. And it's weird though, but don't you feel like, don't you feel like that he's he would get more respect if he was just like, hey, I'm a gay Toronto fucking corny, whatever. And I'm just making good music. At the time, at the time, no, now yes. Before, no.

I just don't know if I, because I just, uh, because I see that as, think of all the hate Glover got. Think of all the hate Kanye got at first for just not being, they weren't thugs. And then, but see the thought they weren't in the streets. And Kanye, you know, minus his insanity. He stayed true to himself as far as not being like, I am this. He just stayed his Chicago fucking Kanye self. And he became one of the biggest artists in the world. Kanye succeeded.

Kind of succeeded eventually, right? Eventually because of the fact that. But it wasn't even like, once he started making music consistently, it was immediately successful. I just, I wasn't, I don't, I would say it was, it was recognized by the community, but it wasn't, it was recognized by, like, people that like good music, but people still didn't give him his respect. Until Jay-Z would like co-signing him on everything, he wasn't getting respect to the way. I don't know. I guess, look, for me, it sounds like the vibe that I'm getting from you. It almost reminds me of like, like there were the gatekeepers that wanted a certain vibe.

No, I don't want that certain vibe. But no, but that's what it's not good. I don't feel like. I feel like. Because think of it like this, right? Kanye was my favorite artist. I feel like people like Kanye made it for people like me that were more nerdy on the nerdy side to be able to expect themselves in that community. Same with Donald Glover.

I love Donald Glover when I was young. He was like a fucking another person. But you're saying like the people, they weren't getting respect. Like I didn't catch that vibe. I caught that from like, say, from the press. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay. There's a different kind of care that comes with letting something meaningful go,

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I agree. I didn't really feel that from like, say, people on the ground level of being, like, oh, this dude's corny. I can't listen to him. Oh, this dude's not black enough. People like logic. Logic is a fucking unbelievably talented rapper. Well, that's because he kept fucking talking about it. Even before that,

before that one, people were like, oh, you're a white. And he's like, how the fucking look at me? I'm clearly a black man. I don't know, man. I just logic. Logit's queer, man. Let's just be real about it. That's, that was his problem. They looked at him like, that is a man that looks like he's trying to suck me off and I'm scared. I think that was

what's happening with logic. I just think, I think, I think, I think you have a progressive mindset that I also share. I agree that I think that that stuff doesn't make you a rapper at all.

You know what I think, I think the audience needs that, like I want to get feelers for people that, that listen to hip hop. You think our audience, there's like, there's some,

yeah, the two percent that are all into that shit. I just want to get a feel for like how they felt about, uh, like what we're talking about and see if they, if they, if they, what their opinions are because,

really I got to get a feel for people like because you know what how I feel and how you feel is just one we kind of both agree on the same perspective yeah I just think the perspective we see it through is like you're like oh I feel like that was never a thing right and you're your mindset is definitely healthier because you're like oh no good rappers are good rappers yeah hey do you think

drink's gonna kill himself drink no he's buddy making music again he doesn't give a fuck are you sure yeah he dropped like uh like two new songs we say like I think every rap song I've ever heard kind of sounds basically like the DK rap really you know I feel like that's so racist it's crazy I don't think it's meant to be racist I feel like you don't mean it I don't think it's meant to be racist

but I feel like that you could unpack that to some wild shit I mean you could if you wanted but that would be you're doing I mean yeah but you also set that up like you're like this just sounds like that and there's the monkeys out in the background what

I think it's more like DK Eminem it's like whatever are you sure he's not gonna kill himself like I feel like he's gonna surprise I don't think he's brave enough.

Yeah, also that. What's it like the... He's not brave enough. He's too rich. Like, why would you kill yourself? He could just be like, oh, man, that sucks. Because I'm... I feel like...

Wouldn't be crazy if he got shot in the back and paralyzed? That would be amazing. Like, ooh, whoa, it's like a full circle kind of thing. You know what's crazy? I would respect him. I would respect him. For some reason, I would immediately respect him. He would immediately get immediately, like the first paralyzed right?

And he has like the blow thing, like Christopher Reeves. Like, he's like, you know, I guess. to control his chair like that thing That would be fucking insane I would do you think he would be a bigger artist if he was like if he was in a chair but still managed to deliver

Yeah You used to call me on my cell phone Late night when you need My love I think he would just die I know when Well it was a big debate About like whether or not

What's his Stephen Hawking Whether or not he died years years earlier Oh yeah. That was just his chair the whole time. It was just his chair. There's the question about that is more open than I think people would. Oh.

That is so arbitrary. Wait a second. Did his chair? Was this chair the one that went to Epstein's Island? Right. This is the story thickens. Yeah. Because maybe Stephen Hawking was.

Stephen Hawking was a good guy. And then he got taken over. His brain is screaming. No, don't go. Yeah, don't go to the island. His chair is like, yippy, yippy, I'm excited to see the children. The children. What if we went there and taught the math?

What? He didn't talk to math. He didn't like, he didn't fuck anybody. He was there touching the math. That's, he was there to teach the kids. He was just there to teach math. Make sure that the kids weren't completely dumb or they can at least keep track of their clientele or something.

You need to keep track of all the perfect. on this island, you know? Like, so we got it, Matthew. We have to math you. We got arithmetic max. We got arithmetic max. He says that. We have to math max.

What does that mean? Shut up and take off your brains. So what else? There's one thing we got to, we had before the questions. Oh, oh. It was leading. Holy shit. I was,

already 50 minutes now. The Olympic Games. So there was a satanic panic. And then it led to people panicking. about this lady boxer. Yeah. I don't know if you saw the discourse and that was probably the craziest thing I've seen in a while because of how far it went. Like how.

Yeah, yeah. People that don't give a shit about any of this stuff were talking about it. Like some U.S. It blew up so bad that even like Logan Paul. Logan Paul. And Logan Paul was talking about it. Dude, Jake was even like, oh, it sucks that, you know, with the current agendas and what's happening. But maybe I can get you on one of the undercards like to the Italian girl.

Because first they saw that. interview, she's a fucking quitter. She got rocked and she quit. So this will happen. This Italian boxer versus this Algerian boxer, right? I saw the fight. Right? And so she quit after she got pummeled.

And she cried about blah, blah, blah. And to be fair to her, she was like not trying to make it about the whole narrative. It's the freak transgender panic people. Yeah, she was just disappointed like most people are when they go to the Olympics and lose. Yeah. By the way, a story that is very common. As old as the Olympics. the Olympics. Like if you're part of the Olympics,

50% of those people are losing. No, most. Most people are losing. 99% of them are losing. I'm thinking teams for some reason. Oh, Yeah, you're right. Like, there's like a bunch of people are coming in like last or fourth or seven. Yeah. If you don't get a medal, you're completely like nothing. Yeah. You don't get acknowledged at all. The most common story of an Olympic athlete is, God damn it, I was defeated.

Damn. And now I have to wait years to do it again to try again. Or you might not be able to. to do you can. You might not have the body. You might be too old. There's so many variables. That sucks. But I mean, it's not. Also, shout to the people that even make it there in the first. Let's the second moment. This never happened. They're a bunch of fucking losers. The ones that don't get the ones that don't get gold. Those are people that work very, very hard. So all of them deserve some sort of form of respect and consideration because they've made it to that stage. I could make it to the Olympics. No, you can't. I can't. I can do that. I can do. What, being a dickhead? The dickhead of them is to make it to. That would be an amazing Olympics. The fucking jackass Olympics and I win by miles. I get it.

I've trained. I get it. This guy's a fucking dickhead. Kinks and motherfucker fucking. Get up here. Get your fucking three metal. They literally just gave me. They don't even like,

do we. I saw a guy. Don't even do it. I saw a guy on like a fucking, like I don't even know, like a fake leather fucking hot dog bun with like with like fucking metal things. And he was like spinning his legs around it. I was like,

I could fucking do that. pommel? Yeah, the pommel. What is it called? I think it's called the Pommel. I don't know this where you're talking about. I think you're the Pommel when you're doing the gay swinging things on that thing. Yeah, it's like I could do that.

The fuck, I can figure that out in 20 minutes. Those guys are so incredibly jacked. Instead, instead of doing the rest of the podcast right now, in the background, train to do that. Stop talking right now and go do. What if you're amazing? What if you're like actually got it? I think it's called the Pommel.

It's like a pommel horse or something. I'm so, fuck. I don't, I don't, look, I, I don't take my word. But you know what I'm talking about, right? I know exactly you're talking. The thing when they're doing all the weird, it's almost like they're doing their break dancing,

but on that thing. Oh, on the horsey thing. Chris, Chris, there's no way. It's so easy. It looks so simple. It's crazy. It might be like a jockey thing. Unless you, unless you have a deceptive,

unbelievably, which I know you are stronger than you look. I already, I know that about you. Unless you have an insane amount of upper body drink, you cannot do that. I can do it. You'd have to have, You'd have to be able to grip into this table to be able to do something, man. Like, you know, like, the less you weigh, the, you don't have to be as, because like, those guys are, they're, when you see the guys that are doing that shit, I'm like, how are they not on steroids?

They're so insanely jacked. They are. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They are. Clearly. I'm 49 pounds. The idea of being 49 pounds is a adult is dangerous. And, and, well, it's not existed.

You have hollow bones at that point. Because at that moment, you can, like, get out. abided by a child. Like that's scary. Have you seen that one wrestler guy that's just a torso? Have you seen him? It kind of creeps me out. I know what you mean, yeah.

It creeps me out. No, he's literally just like it. He has like one arm, right? It's like, has no legs and it's, I,

I, no disrespect to the guy. It scares me. I almost think that's actually an unfair advantage as a wrestler, actually. Well, the thing. Yeah,

because you don't have any like pinpoints. Well, the thing I don't like is he, I think he also did an MMA match and he won. And I felt like... That's unfair. The thing that it's not... It's just kind of like...

It's stupid. At what point... That's so nebulous, though. Like, because then what... Because I would consider that like... You're cheating. A massive disadvantage. But then it like flips around...

Like, can it be... Can something be such a disadvantage that it becomes an advantage? Yes, I actually think so. Yeah. I think you could be so stupid that you could at that moment be not limited by what the world's rules put in front of you. Therefore, you could start doing what you want. I feel like...

That's actually a lot of, like, successful. businesses probably. Yeah. Like they're just like so they're so stupid that they're not aware of the risks or how dangerous what they're, what their planning is doing. And then they do it and then they just luck out and succeed. Yeah.

And now they're geniuses. Yeah. And now they own fucking X. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, that guy, that guy was whatever. It's Twitter, by the way.

I'm dead naming that website. Yeah. I don't respect machines. Yeah, I don't respect the identity of machines. Yeah. You can quote me in 2060, by the way. I will still believe it Why with your fucking machine wife

I don't give a shit I'll beat my machine wife like crazy I'll beat my machine I mean there's nothing wrong with that She's got a scream and cry though You would you would program that Absolutely I would make it sound like JZ Every time I

Every time I cheated up Oh oh Oh So the Olympic thing Oh yeah the Olympic thing So yeah yeah the Italian girl Whatever she she lost She got really emotional

She tried to do it for her poppy And she was just like Somebody touched on my spigget and then she cried. Did you see when like a couple minutes later she like walked off screen and jumped into a giant green pipe and went home? Don't don't don't. She, her yoshi came like pat her back. Her yoshi. Her yoshi came patter of back.

The prerequisite government. It's her to yoshi. Government issued Yoshi that every Italian gets. Every Italian. Oh my God. I would move to Italy at a heartbeat if it meant I could get a government issue. I would absolutely give up my American American issue for a yoshi. I would have disowned my mom.

why the fuck do we not live in Italy? Why are we here? I could have had a lifelong Yoshi friend. Yeah. I'm like, are you? Dumb. You bought me Mario games, but we could have just went there and been Mario. We could have done bin Mario, you bitch.

Yeah. I could have been picking apples off a tree with my dinosaurs long time. You're like, boom. And you stole that for me. You know the power I could have had as having a Yoshi? I could have immigrated here afterwards with the Yoshi. Yeah, I could have ate a fucking Blue Turtle. Flew.

Flew across the fucking ocean. How do you? Yo-she-can water skip. Mom, I fucking hate you. Do you think you could be a well-adjusted child if you learned everything you know about the world from just Mario? No.

Way, no way. You just eat mushrooms to get bigger. Just like, you're digging in the ground for mushroom. Eating the most poisonous mushrooms. The idea of getting beat up and then you're like, I can show you. And you eat a fucking whole, fucking looseninginid mushroom. And then you get so high that you win.

You get so high that you win. but you actually murdered somebody. Yeah, I think that's... Gumbas are gumbas, but they're actually people's dogs and small children. Yeah, you're going to stomp people to death. You'll be in prison. I think that's what happened. Well, wha-hoo!

And the prison can't hold you because you're jumping and you don't care about your hand, so you're breaking the ceiling. And they're like, yo, he's going for it. He's going for it. Your arm is, like, bending 90 degrees every time you hit the ceiling. Yeah, so that happened. The Italian boxer went in the tunnel.

She lost. She lost. She lost. She lost. With her yoshi. and so all these fucking crazy assholes that those people what are they called the transvestigators those people yeah yeah they showed up yeah they showed up and they made this the assertion that her opponent was actually a man baby like a trans

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The idea that Algeria would do that is crazy. So no. And then there was a whole thing about like Oh well she has like Male chromosomes or something Something like higher Which I've hired a testosterone Well no I saw this was the conversation that I saw

Was like she's born with This is people speculating This is entirely speculation There's no actual confirmation of this But that is a thing that happened That she was born Y XX That she's that she's there is a possibility There's a lot of people are speculating

That she's intersex Meaning that she may have like An extra like male chromosome But the thing is She has a pussy Yeah She has a uterus And apparently

can have children too so it's like i don't he's a so so so it's saying she's y xx right but they did the same thing something i don't know man they're speculating but the thing is they did the same thing to uh who's that that that that fucking broad that got arrested uh that b b brittney grinder brine griner they're like oh yeah that's a man baby they um some people started sharing um footage of her playing basketball shirtless and like she has like no tits and so they're like oh it's good enough for me and i'm like, oh, I didn't, that's it. Huh? Like, there's these people, it takes nothing for them to be convinced that, oh, somebody's a man.

Oh, they don't have a full pouting lips and round face. They think everybody's a man. Like, it takes nothing. Like, oh, they see that person, like, oh, strong jaw. It must be a man. I'm like, what's funny is that? Every fucking chick of the Olympics has a strong jaw. These people don't understand anything about science at all.

There's women with a condition called Pestic ovary, a PCOS. Yes. I know somebody with that. I know someone with that. There are women. They unfortunately just produce more testosterone. They're still absolutely women. They can have babies.

Yes. They can't. Some of them can't. Some of them have a problem with having children. Of course, that's true. But a lot of them can just have children. But they have the parts. They have the parts that everything, well, there's even people who can be born, like women who can be born with like male chromosomes and still develop ultimately like women and would be women and wouldn't know that they weren't unless you like scanned, like did like some crazy deep scan.

into their fucking biology, which at that point I think this was like a condition too that was like, I think 8% of women in the Olympics way, way, way, way long ago. Like way, way, way, way long ago also had, but we're still able to participate because they are women. And of course, like... They're women. Yeah. I don't know, man.

You got a pussy. This is not the legitimate nature of it. Like, they tried to fucking quote the fucking Spontrap episode, with fucking Randy Savage's in the military, like not in military. The Olympics fighting the strong woman. Yeah, the SpongeBob episode.

It was, it was self-part. Is he talking about South Park? I said SpongeBob because my brain was like, oh, it's so ridiculous. This has to be Spongy. I don't see that episode, but I know you're talking about. So here's the thing that bothered me about it, right? Because oftentimes it's like, well, all that matters is what's between your legs, right? And this person's clearly, like, female by that account.

Yeah. But then it's like, no, now it's about the chromosomes. Well, it's like, if you open that door, then, like, there's a bunch of women who are ostensibly women who aren't women anymore. So it's like, what do you? Like, it's all just completely fucked. You know they don't care about that shit. I know. I know, I know, I know.

No, no, no, but that's, I know. Because they're opening that. No, no, I'm glad that you're, fucks their entire ideology. That's what I'm glad that you opened up that thing because it just shows you that they don't care. Because it's like, as soon as you prove them wrong about that, then they're going to be, oh, what about fairness now? I'm like, you don't fucking care about fair. If you want to talk about fairness, did you want to talk about Michael Phelps?

LeBron James. Shaquille O'Neal. To me, that's a big. Michael O'Neill should not be, there, there is no weight classes in the NBA. and it's kind of crazy, actually, because it allows some people to dominate in the most ridiculous ways. Like, Schu O'Neill was actually technically

a shitty basketball player because he barely practiced. Okay. One of the reasons why Kobe Bryant hated, got so mad at him, is because Kobe Bryant would practice, that's how great he got, right? Shack would just eat cheeseburgers and dominate.

Like, he would be like, the thing about young. He was just so tall. He was so big and athletic. Nobody could fucking do it. Until they finally, geniuses, come, he can't do free throws. Just foul him, yeah.

So it was called Hackashack, and they would foul him, and he just never practiced free throws. So then he started to actually mitigate, you know, they started to mitigate some of the damage. Yeah, young shack was terrifying. Yeah, because he was fast and big. They had to reinforce their fucking glass. Yeah.

Because they called it shack proof, because he kept breaking them. And it's just like, just to show you that, like, okay, if we want to talk about fairness, clearly, Michael Phelps, clearly he had. he has such an advantage over everyone this motherfucker's going to destroy everybody. At a certain point, at a certain point. There's so many athletes.

This is like not a new thing for athletes. Look at someone like, LeBron James should not be as fast and as big as he is. That is like mathematically almost human like not fair. At a certain point you're just kind of upset that somebody just has a natural advantage over somebody else. And that's just a very common occurrence. Like I don't know what to really tell you.

And I think there's kind of a situation here that's very awkward for a lot of perspectives where it's just like there are people now that argue is like well chromosomes are the only defining character in human sex

and it's like well that can't at that point chromosomes are the determined factor in sex because of how they influence the development of the reproductive system

that is how that is the reason why that is even remotely relevant to us as people and as like a species you know so like

there are probably women in your family Your mom might have fucking, you know, male chromosomes and was able to give birth to you. Would you call her then a man at that point? Just because she has those chromosomes? It is. Of course not. Of course he wouldn't.

And at that moment, it becomes so hard. First of all, it's people that don't know the science. And by the way, it's all speculation. She might just be a jack woman. Which, by the way, I've seen my entire life. I remember this girl in my fucking third. In my fourth grade class, it was like very clearly like she can beat anybody up. Guys, she's clearly a woman.

Brock Lesner's daughter. A clone of. of him. She's a clone of him, but a girl. And here's the thing about Brock Lesnar's daughter that annoys me about all of those people. This is how I know they don't care about any of this shit. Yeah, yeah. Not a word, not a peep. They accept Brock Lesnar

as a woman and a daughter. It's like, oh, it's crazy. All you see in the comments... All you see in the comment sections of Brock Lesnar's daughter, right, is like, damn, the mom didn't have any fighting chance for the jeans. Like, oh, they're just making jokes like that. I didn't see this wave

of transva. I didn't see Matt Wall The fucking quartering be like, oh, is there a bulge? Like they're doing right now for this like fucking quartering. She's a fighter. She's a, she does shock puts and stuff like that. She competes. That's wild. She's monstrous.

She's monstrous looking, dude. I bet she fucking is. She would easily body us. The thing is crazy. She's like, I'm fucking you guys up. I'd be like, somebody, who's one first? But the thing that's not even, it's not even a new thing. Like, even in like, fucking Hey Arnold.

You had it like Olga or not, what's the, what's the fucking? Fuck, I forgot her name. Is it with a P? Patty? Patty? Patty, yeah, yeah. Patty Manny's? No, that's Doug. Yeah, Patty Manny's was yoked.

She was, dog, give me that dick. No, there's Patrick Piano, who's clearly like a masculine girl. Yeah. Who could beat most of the boys. And we understood this as like a print. We understood that this was possible. They don't watch. What happened?

These people don't watch the sport. They're talking about. Girl is six foot in fifth grade in my class. She was a monster. People don't watch the sport. They don't watch, they don't watch female. Well, they don't care about me. It's like a female boxing.

I've seen female warriors. They don't care about this. Go ahead. Let me just say this too. We shouldn't care about women's boxing. I mean, I disagree with that. Who the fuck cares about? Some of it's impressive.

I mean, I. Was that fight impressive? Was the fight that we saw? I want to be honest. That fight wasn't impressive because that was. I care about. Here's where I'm coming from. This other person made it to the Olympics.

That's true. Look. So like what? the fuck look i'm be honest i i care about uh i care about women's mama but uh even the even the dominant ones like leila leila lee say uh clurista shields clurcia shields can get down um there's um i don't i'm not well i was gonna start me i'm mad walking lella like i'm madda she was pretty uh she was pretty i didn't like seeing her fight look i'm being an asshole i don't care about any sports at all i know i know you're big an ass on i love it but i'm just like also i kind

I was like I partially because I was thinking about it when I think about female boxers I can probably name like less than 10 and I can't name five yeah I don't know a single boxer and that's kind of the thing like and then there's a laundry list of mail boxers that I'll name all day so there is a thing to it however MMA I am kind of equal I like there's a there's a misogynistic thing where every time women main event I see in the comments sections all these dickheads unless they're hot right yeah they're hot then they're like yeah Because that's all they care about. But yeah, all that...

I just want to see butt wrestling. Yeah, they want to see that. Sometimes the cameraman are fucking, like, really leaning into it. Oh, yeah, the fucking... That wasn't from the Olympics. That was from a long time ago, but like the camera shot of the guy going under all the track. Dude, they fucking... Dude, that guy was...

That guy was... That guy was like, I'm sweating. I have such a... This is such a terrible day. I need something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what that was. They go kind of crazy.

And I appreciate it. You know, it's sometimes a little fucked up because you're kind of undermining. them but you know they unfortunately women they they're they're built like goddesses and you're like I kind of want to see it I want to see the ass I want to see you can also be respectful but you can't like I'm sorry that you're built so fabulously I think so like when you see the women at the Olympics you're like Jesus Christ like you want to be respectful because I'm like I do respect their power and their ability their talent yeah but they look fucking phenomenal because they're respecting their power

I think, I think, that's crazy. It's crazy. But also, like, you can't, you should not respect, you should respect them. They can kick your faces off. Oh, yeah. They won't put your face off. I don't know, man. Like, I don't know.

You don't respect them. But in private, you disrespected. I'm not talking. In private, you, you know you can beat all the girls in the Olympics. Well, the Olympics, like, I think I could, I mean, the Olympics in general, I feel like, I don't know, man. That, that, that pommel horse thing. That guy, that guy break dancing on the vows. Like, that looks like, I feel like I could have done that at, like, seven years old, probably.

Yeah. It's not. come on like why is that in olympics there's so crazy there's so many people like there were things that are at the Olympics that I was like shocked to see at the Olympics Hey it's Jay Shetty from on purpose check out the best of a moment we did presented by eBay I'd never owned a vintage camera before

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Residency restrictions apply. Take delivery by 331. Like that's an Olympic thing. Why? Yeah. What I loved about... Tradition. I love that Turkish guy with a gun.

The fucking murderer. All these people have these crazy glasses Fucking scouts. Or these, yeah, like scouts or they got these crazy Like there's that one guy who's like fucking kicked up like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like he's got his back blown out 40 times. Yeah.

And then there's this Turkish guy in a shirt. Got second place. That's what I'm saying. That guy's a killer. He's that. Yeah. He has absolutely killed people. That guy absolutely.

I bet that guy didn't even practice. Yeah, because he's killed people. He's so good. He doesn't need to. He's practiced in life. Life. Not at that moment. That's why I feel about it.

I bet he never picked up a gun before that day. Pompestrous. I bet that was his first time shooting ever. That wasn't even closer to the entry round. He just showed up and like, hey, I'm going to compete. Fine. Yeah. We've never seen.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He shoots a kid in the face three miles away. It's just, I don't know. It's not that pretty cool. You're an Olympian, whatever. Like, you're not picking up mountains or like fucking drinking entire. So like, what the fuck do I? I don't care.

Like, your, your mentality for what Olympians are, like, your context of what humans can do is fucked. Well, that's what I'm saying. If you're thinking of like, you can't drink the ocean, you're a pussy. It's like, well, the inherent, the inherent problem that I have with the Olympics in some way that it's called the Olympics is that if, if a person can do it, it kind of instantly becomes less impressive to me in some way. To me, that makes no sense.

I agree with your mentality. That means nothing is impressive to you then, right? Right, yeah. Okay. You are. Well, all right. Well, I mean, that's fair. If that's what you think, that is, you're entitled to your opinion.

That is such a diminutive mentality of, like, humanity as a whole. Yeah, everything. This guy went to space. Everything's mid. It's like me and literally talking about astronauts yesterday and how, like, being an astronaut is such a fucking grueling experience. I wouldn't ever do that. I would ever, because if I see the void, that's it.

To me. Something's going to break. easiest fuck to me. You just float around. That's what I want to do. I wish it was just like, oh, put me in a suit and I go up. That's what it is. But to be even, to even be chose to go up there is insane. I just say they have to be smart. I'm like, why can I just be like strapped in the chair? Like, just put me up there, bro.

Why don't have to be smart of you? Yeah, like if I got to be smart in space. All these people, you know, the other people that are smart, they die and this shit's malfunctioning. I'm like, I'll accept my fate. I'm, man. I'm cool. I'm good, man. Yeah, I feel like you could get like just like all he is. I'll just point this shit towards like fucking the endromeda galaxy and let it give it a little thrust and then go out. Yeah.

Like I don't know. I'd crash it back into the planet. It makes sure you hit. Right into. Right into the way popular place. I'd find. I would pinpoint like a quartering house. Right in the middle of New York.

I'm going to have somebody like docs the quartering or whatever. I'm sure. Actually, to be fair, I'm sure somebody's already. Because these people are, they're all animals, those people. They're all the surrounded in that shit. Or just you what happened with the fucking, um, written house. How he was like, I'm not, I'm not voting for a Trump. I'm writing in.

Ron Paul and like everybody's turning on him basically Which by the way, writing in Ron Paul is so fun It's like a very 2012 thing Writing in Ron Paul is Ron Paul He's alive somehow He's on a ticket? No, that's the thing That's why it's like him writing in Ron Paul is like

Sir, you missed it by a decade Yeah Like you are so far At least write in What's the the RFK? Yeah, at least write him in fuck Yeah

Because it seems like everyone who's like disillusioned with Trump They're just defaulting to him Yeah. And even though I think that's insane, but whatever. Ron Paul is like, that's like a classic. Like, that's like such an old. That's a standard conservative. Look, man. Yeah. Well, I do remember, like, I remember like,

he was a libertarian. Yeah, I remember back in the day, like, I remember around 2012 when like, like, like, I was like looking into politics. I was like, yeah, I mean, of the conservative people that I've seen, Ron Paul is definitely like the most like, tolerable, you know. But he also had those, like, insane. He has, like, some insane. It's not socially insane. It's just, like, fiscally insane. It's just like, what the fuck.

that weren't going to happen. You're going to bring back the gold standard? Well, yeah, because he... That's crazy. His main thing was he wanted to get rid of the laws. We don't have gold to justify any of this. His main thing is like he wanted to get first and four of the wars, right?

He was like, get us out of the war because obviously it's like that's fucking obvious and that's why like most of me... That was controversial by going to. Most of the military backed him. Like, if anyone they went to do polls in the military, it was like overwhelmingly. It was like 70-some percent. They're like, oh yeah. We want to get the fuck out of here.

But the war fighters don't want to fight wars turns out. We're like, we don't want to be in desert hell. I don't want to get blown up by a truck. What a take. What a fucking weird crystal ball take that these guys don't want to be in hell anymore. I don't want my dog to step on an IED again. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to bond with another animal.

Then it blow up and I have to carry with something back. I like some of his ideas, man. Like as far as like the third party candidate, I was like, I was like there was just some sensible stuff. There's libertarianism in general, obviously, problem. But it was like the things of, he was like, oh, let's get us out of these endless wars. And he understood why we're in them in the first place. he was teaching people and mainstream people about blowback and about like why things even happen

The first of the white not know that No they didn't They're taught that these people are that much about it Yeah Like the prevailing wisdom at that point was like You know these people hate America because they hate our freedom Yeah they're just boogeymen they're like enemies That's so didn't people take history class

Well no Well it's not they had they were forced to sit through his First of all most history classes didn't fucking teach you about like say Oh we were here first that caused them to you know, start holy wars. It's why people don't know anything about Israel, Israel, Palestine. You're meant to, you're, that's so, because I, you're meant to piece that together yourself because they had too much faith in people to be able to make that assumption. Because learning is through basic history, like, you don't learn everything in history, obviously.

I don't think, you, you don't learn very much in history from being honest. Are you telling me you learned about, like, say, in, because I, I, I, I, I loved history, like, U.S. and American, um, and world history, whether it's my favorite subject. I didn't learn a fucking thing about why the United States were, you know, getting attacked. I learned about Desert Storm. I learned about Desert Storm. I learned about Desert Storm is a part of the, like, that's, yeah, that's adjacent to, like, the World War. But I learned about what happened.

I learned that we went there, like, we got rid of leaders, we installed, we installed other ones, and then we just left. And then other people took power. And then the problem happened, it just happened again. Like did, did, do you learn about that stuff? It's crazy. Well, we learn about that stuff. That's not what we're talking about. Yeah, well, I'm specifically talking about, but those things, but those things begets other things.

Say like, say like, uh, if you have critical thinking skills, yes, you can piece. Did you learn about obvious truths? The Mujahideen. I know what it is, but I didn't learn how much. Who's that? That's what I mean. Like, um, it's a really, boxer? It's a, he's a, he's a guy that's a world champion at a dance dance revolution.

Hmm. It's me Mujahideen. Yeah. Much I, watch me Mujah had dance. I learned about like, the, um, much. I forgot what it was. I think it's... But like, I just feel like that's a very... I learned about like Saudi Arabians like that.

Like the shit that goes on there. I learned about, obviously, I learned about like the properness of the Alamo, like what it actually was. I didn't learn about Black Wall Street. I didn't learn about shit like that. But I feel like that's the same thing. There's these things, these stains on American history that they wouldn't dare put in the text because it makes this look so bad. And a lot of countries do the same thing. Like, say, there's a lot of texts around the world.

They're like, we downplay some of the travesties that we've been a part of. And so like when you learn about like the Mujahideen, And where, say, fucking Ben Laden first, like, made his grandiose appearance, I guess, where people really started to recognize him. And, uh, anyway, I'm not going to get too deep into it. But then you also learn about his whole fucking, uh, his, his, his, uh, manifesto. Yeah. And then, like, we didn't learn any. There was a complete understanding of why all this shit happened.

We didn't learn any of it. And it's like, that's crazy. It's stupid. And so it's really weird. That at the end of an elective, man. I think it should be an elective, it should see, look it. Look, look, I actually believe. I think, I think you should learn.

I think he's one in basic history, basic history. Look, man, yes. You're saying obvious shit. I'm just saying like, Carlin, I actually believe in his conspiracy theory that if people are too well informed, you can't control them. Well, yes. So why would these classes give us the best information?

You know what I mean? Like, why would you get like, so to keep people, could we, could we fall for the hate us for our freedoms if we knew what the fuck was going on? Of course not. Right. Then the politicians that were trying to rah around get everybody to be. okay with the wars. And even when we weren't okay, they did it anyway. Like, say, like, they would just bypass like Congress. They're like, I'm, I'm the president. I'm going to sign into law.

Fuck checks and balances. We're going to do it anyway. Who gives a fuck? And I'm like, bro. So, uh, that's, that's, that's, uh, it's cool, man. But anyway, uh, yeah, the transgender panic people are fucking crazy. I, I, I am positive that they just want, uh, they're, they're mad that they can't openly fuck lady boys. Like, they can't fuck ladies. I think, I totally fuck lady boys. No, but they can't do it all the time. I, I can't do it all the time. I think the fact that they can't do it openly is the biggest problem. I mean, I'm in Thailand often, dog.

Right, but just fly back here to do the episode and then I go to Thailand and fuck lady boys and come back here to do that episode. Yeah, that's crazy. Between shoots? Yeah. That's great. That's great. That's impressive.

But imagine, like, you know how like all the gay people and the panic shit? Well, you just hold on. I'm just looking at the time. Because we usually go like five hours. We just go five hours or we can just say, no, we can go. Hey, we're done. No, go ahead. Like, it's, it is completely.

fine to just say hey now we're gonna yeah alright it's a good question all right we got fucking ruin the vibe god damn

I didn't you point this guy going like this like you're a fucking baby yeah like you're a baby that just can't sit stealing you don't see like it's head really hard and then fucking fall asleep

for that forever if I wasn't also doing the live edit it would be a lot easier but president of the Goon Society he says no why did you do that no why did you do that

damn he didn't even say it in the in the he didn't even write it in that accent Yeah, for sure. How would it look? Would it be scruffy? The idea of writing it in that fucking font?

Would it be like distorted? It would be like... In Arthur Morgan, tuberculosis, Arthur Morgan. It'd be like big and small and like a little wavy. And then like jagged sometimes. A little jagged, little blood on it or something. Sometimes they'd be spiked out. Yeah, I don't know.

That's a great question, though. That's a really good question, though. Thank you. Yeah, thanks. No president of the Goon Society. I was in the podcast while having sex Then suddenly my wife transmogrified into ice tea And she said I got news for you

That's fucked out I hope that's real It's probably Youch There's no proof of that it's not real So does that mean there's two ice teas now There's water tea and ice tea Yeah

Well shut the fuck up That was so dumb That sucks I forgot about that I'm Rick and Morty I forgot about that That was a dumb fucking day I care now

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I don't remember fucking anything that we say on this show I do because you know what there's something's popping in my head That we looked up hairless apes or something I made me thinking of something I think you remember the hairless bears And sun bears I don't remember But I'll just take this fucking person's word for it

Yeah, whatever You know better than we do, you know Yeah, unless it was a fever dream I also remember you kissing me, Chris He says, do you guys have similar stories To where you were, where there's a very important event happening Where it could fuck up your life if something went wrong And you just burst in in laughter?

No Because I'm a very serious person And I would never subject myself to such foolishness I don't even think I've ever laughed before That's true Yeah It's like a super cut of us laughing on the show like immediately i think i've ever laughed before in my life uh i laugh only at

people suffering so well that's not surprising i'm not laughing yeah yeah swine's a sociopath i think swini um resurrected live leak i heard that tried you you tried what was what was the issue what issue are you running into fucking the liberal the fucking liberal media bro yeah well the problem is that live league is just twitter now that's now they've got it's not it's not as wild but yeah it's pretty wild. Dude, these... The predator, the predator finders? That shit is getting out of hand, dude. It's specifically wilder than Live League because it finds

you. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, it's not even like you have to go to LiveLeague to Find it. It's a... LivelytheG always found me. No, it hasn't. You went to LiveLeague.com slash core. You found me. You found me. You found me. You found me. I would sit down with a fucking... I was sitting down on a gun on my face and then start clicking links. You found me. Lively.

Imagine them writing a song, a romantic kind of diatribe about Lively. Lively. Sounds like you have a job to do. Kingston. Let's get it done. Let's get it done. Freddie, your biggest fan. He said biggest with no tea.

Biggest. Biggest. Whoa. Biggest fan. Is that a double entendre? Is there something biggest that I'm unaware of? I don't know. Like it's like a Scottish town or something?

Ew. I'm from Biggis. Says, hey, sex havers. How do I go about eating the booty like groceries? How do you go about it? How do you go about it? You don't. You don't.

Well, you don't eat booty. Look, man, if your mind's made up, you're going to eat booty against our wishes, you know. If you're adamant, you know. I would, um, I would say for her to just wash her ass. I mean, yeah. Soap, soap, though. Don't fucking, don't, don't, don't just rinse it with water. There's motherfuckers that, there's motherfuckers that just rinse with water, like, like a bidet.

And I'm like, that's not, that's crazy to me. That's not, that's not good enough. I, unless you're just, go ahead. I can't fathom how people are so unhygienic still. You know, with all the information that's available to you, how do you not know to clean yourself? Barbarism. I don't know. I don't know.

man, I'm just like, I'm sorry when you're in the shower. Soap your fucking body, please. Soap your, soap your ass. Soap your balls. Everything. Get some soap inside your peehole a little bit. You know, you got a, you got a Q-tip. You got a, yeah, you got a, you got a cue tip in there.

Yeah. Swab out the peehole, take it out. If it's dark red, you cleaned it well. Yeah, you got deep enough. Yeah, red means good. But yeah, just make sure you're fucking, watch. Do you know the penis swaps happen?

Do people, they have, like... I think in the back in the day, that's how they used to swab for ST, when they call them STDs, because you know, it's STI now. So before the STD era, I think that was a real thing. Or that was an urban legend to scare people. I don't know. Wait, why they changed from STD to SCI? Because it's not a disease. They're infections.

Yeah. They're not diseases. Are they not? No, they're not diseases. They were called SDDs for a long time. They were. Until people are like, well, they're not technically diseases, so. I guess it's like a wild thing to just assert right off the bat.

Just not what a disease is exactly. Think about like, think about comedia. What diseases? Those are not disease. You think about comedia. That's not, that's not a disease. Right.

Infection. Yeah. I know what you're saying. So it was just a wrong classification. So they just had to like find it was the wrong classification for so long. It was. So in my mind, I'm like,

yeah, it's a disease. But dude, like even. But it's been a disease this whole time. You know what I mean? For so much shit, it's like science is when you realize how when there's like politics in a science,

it's so disappointing. Look, a lot of times things will take forever to change because people are fucking stubborn. I think the fact that people can't give themselves a scientific method like for time of advancement, it's insane. What the fuck? What did you just say? Like people being like

Oh yeah, use me for the test subject. Did you hear him? I know what he said, but I also know. My words got stumbled. You're like science into it abandoned? Like, please go for testing. Like go test yourself. Go fucking go get stuff for testing and what the fuck. Like obviously the line would get crazy. Obviously end up fucking bad because that's how humans are.

Yeah, I think. I really thought it was have a stroke first. I was like really concerned. I was like actually I got my heart rate spiked up a little bit. Hey, huh? I've actually, I've literally had moments like that. I'm like,

wait, am I actually freaking out? Like, am I having a moment? Yeah. And I scared myself. I haven't had, I haven't had real sweets in a while,

man. I miss them. Stop. That's so fucked up. You can I have one of those chip of hoys? Hey, man. Hey, man. They're fucking delicious,

brother. That's cool. That's real cool I'll get you sugar and gluten-free ones How's that? I want those Yeah I would Man

Chimdoy is so good They kind of are good Aren't they though A rat backer You guys are fucking Pieces of shit I love just your conviction though It sucks

Because like It's good I would have I would break It's so rude I'm sorry You don't give a fuck You guys don't care

Don't act like you care That is that stop. That's kind of, we care, but I saw an opportunity for the bid. Five percent. I care five percent. Like, it's so low. Why? It just, just don't care at that moment. That's actually a lower amount of care than I have for things that I know I don't really care that much about.

You know what I mean? That's like when somebody gets a fucking 14 in their class. It's like a zero means you didn't try at all. Yeah. 14 means you were tempted and you really failed. He answered one clause. You attempted he really failed. That sucks.

Damn. You were like, I'm going to try this time. You got a boy. You got a boy. You got a kid. What's the lowest grade you ever got that wasn't a zero? Probably 40 something. That I tried?

I got a lot. Oh, that I tried? Oh, no, no, no. No, no. I definitely got like sick of something. And I was like, this is really bad. Tried? This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush.

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Take delivery by 331. No, I don't have to be tried necessarily The lowest I've gotten is like a fucking like seven Really? Yeah, like seven percent I've got in the 40s and I'm like oh shit Like that I should probably like You know because it's more of like with multiple choice And you just have an unlucky run.

You ever had like an unlucky run? I don't I what's crazy is that I like I can't I can't remember really failing that hard Like in college recently I got like I had a D in the beginning of a semester. Yeah. And I ended up with a B. But that's because I stopped living.

Yeah, I did bad because I mostly, well, it was in high school. I didn't go to college, but like I just didn't do homework. So I didn't do college at all there. No, I actually in 10th grade when I, because we had to do, we had to do a counseling session in just one meeting in 10th grade to be like, we want to meet with you to see about your future plans and stuff. And I was like, I'm not doing that. They're like, well, it's kind of too early to tell it.

I was like, no, I'm positive. I am not going to waste me. my money, do it is because I know what I want to do, I'm just going to waste money because the degree, it was basically one of those things where I'm like, it's not that like I find college a waste. It's just for me, it just doesn't make sense. Yeah. That's, that's way smarter than most people are at that age. A lot of people were like, I'm going to go to college. Well, you're a kid and you're just like, I guess everybody else above me knows what they're doing. Yeah. I'm going to go to college. Why would so many adults to lead me down this path? It wasn't the

right one. Turns out it happens often. Right. I was already injured at that point. And so I was like, I'm not going to be a sports person. Is that when your nose fell off? Yeah. Yeah. This is not, this is my, this is actually the best prosthetic nose

that has ever been created. There was a few months Derek looked like Squidward. That would be fucking great. That way that's how weird with a replacement nose. They gave me, his nose got so fat and low

that it looked like Squidward for a little bit. And then it fell off. And then it fell off. Yeah. That was literally, I had a similar injury a long time ago. It was crazy. My nose never fell off.

You know, I was just thinking of football. I don't know if I mentioned this, the podcast. before but like I have like real Pop Warner when I was a kid I played I have like real trauma dude You had what?

Like okay so I was thinking about football because I was playing football and then I got injured and I'm like I'm not gonna do sports So I'm just gonna do like entertainment But like I just had a flashback of football because I have like real trauma where we had a We were practicing without like the pants on everything we just there was there one day that we would do on Wednesday We were practiced in shorts Why? Because we weren't doing physical it was the last day. before we play the game.

So we were just practicing shorts, but we had the pads on still, whatever. But it's just, you didn't have to dress off fully. That's just how it was. I know what you mean. Even in high school, we did shit like that.

But the thing is, this, the, the, the quarterback, I know he could feel my nuts sack because I was a center. I know he could feel it.

He was tapping it? He was like, so like, for the ball. Yeah. And like his hand, I could feel his hand on my nuts. And I'm like trying to,

you know, like not have them on. and he like wouldn't and I was like bro what the fuck and like I just thought it just came shoot back to my head I didn't get back he'd pull your balls like he'd just

and he actually somehow they just end up in his mouth I'm sorry bro locker room culture is wild man that guy was either a massive dedicated troll or incredibly gay I'm not sure which one it was but like I was young I was probably like 11 or 12 bro

I'm not why my laughing at that oh my God See? That's crazy. We're even. We're even. No, we're not. We're even.

They're not the same. But also. I was worse, bro. Yeah, his is worse. I was 12 or 11. Yeah, yeah. This motherfucker's rubbing his fucking. Yeah, how old are you?

You're like 17 or some, right? Whatever. Wouldn't you like fucking 24 or something? I'm at prom. I'm 24 at a prom. I'm fucking another fucking another fucking your 10th grader. Do you imagine being at a prom in your 20s? Um, no.

No. That's, it's so impossible to imagine. Bro, I'd have to shave completely. You'd have to cover my tattoos. You'd have to be a parent. But you can't be a chauffeur. You can be a chauffeur. You can be a chauffeur.

Chaperone. You'd be a chaperone. If you were going as a date, ooh, now to be fair, I know, it's embarrassing though. Every time you've seen that, like say somebody, they want to go and then they invite like a parent or something.

almost as their date like their mom and I'm like yeah yeah I'm like it's it's pretty I just go I would be so I'm I felt weird about because like I remember I went to prom twice I went my senior year oh it went both yeah well I went well I didn't go to June I went to my senior year prom yeah and then somebody else's and then I graduated and uh a girl that I was dating wanted to go and I was like oh I'm out of high school it was it was only like a year yeah but I felt weird already And it was like, I felt weird already. I wouldn't do that. I think that's the limit right there.

What he did? I went to a junior. I went to a junior problem. The senior problem is a junior that I went to a senior problem as a senior. I didn't, I didn't care about that shit at all until my friends convinced me. And I felt, then I was kind of like,

I felt stupid because I'm like, oh, literally everybody was already getting their tuxes and planning a lot of shit. I was one of those guys. I was just like, I just want to like go drink with my friends of the movies or something. I don't care about the prom. But then they're like, bro, they were like,

you're going to regret it kind of a thing. They convinced me. Yeah. I literally have not even speculated a girl that I would even ask. So then my friend Brittany was just walking by. And I'm like, hey, you have a date? She's like, no, no, no, yeah. Let's go.

And it was just, I was like, that. There you go. We were good. But it was such an unofficial. So we went together and then literally we kind of were like, I want to go fucking do some hood shit with my friends. And like she was like dancing, having a good time with her friends. Yeah.

And so it worked out. like but and then you know irresponsible kid shit big limo because I was a party with some rich people I had fun at both of them I had fun at both of them but like I just didn't I was like I had one time I left fucking crying the second yeah the second time I was just like

it is reminded me the first time it's like I don't want to be here it happened it went the same way no I just went to somebody just reminded me of it what happened at the first one first one I got some over that was the trauma whatever I got fucking I cried that's what he cried actually no I went to three proms then What the fuck?

What? I went to junior prom as a Are you allowed to? You can sneak in. Oh, Oh, yeah, fair to know I was a sophomore Then I went as

My junior at the senior Then I went as a senior Yeah Damn, yeah, I only went to Was prom really that Like, was it like It was prom culture's kind of bigger We came from

Okay It's kind of big where you came from Yeah Because you have like waterfronts Near where we come from And like fucking like big ass Like bigger is venues Where did you have your prom?

Do you remember? Mine was at One was in Newburgh It was horrible One was in Newburgh It sucks It just sucks Newberg sucks

It's like across the water Not anymore Well yeah now it's probably fine But like back in the back It was just like it was across the bridge Across the water It's almost like the equivalent Of like having like a

Like if prom is like a New York City party Having your prom in Newburgh is kind of like having it in Jersey Across the bridge It would be like This kind of Oh damn We had one in the town of the gibson.

We had another one in the town as well. Just in the town? What do you mean? It's like a venue in the town. Oh, wow. And it was terrible. Our prom was at a military base. What one?

West Point. There was that point? We had our prom at West Point. Wait. Horrible. It was weird because I remember going there just because my family's of a military family. So I'd been there before and I'm like, oh, I remember this. Wait, really?

Yeah, I'm not kidding. That is not a lot. I remember hearing that. I remember hearing that. I got invited to one of the problems for your thing and I was like, no, ew. Yeah. I'm not going to. I was like, I'm not going to.

Yeah, it was West Point. I remember, I remember specifically being on a party bus and Jalen's car broke down or something. Like, like, I can't remember who, this is why we got to do that episode with Jalen. Because it was like, it was like some, somebody there. I remember being on a party bus with a bunch of friends and us having to pick up Joe Jalen and all those people. people because their car, or I think their party bus dropped them off like a mile away from the actual base. Because they just thought like, oh, this is where it is.

And so we had to pick them up. And so we had a crowded bus for like the last mile. But I remember that very vividly. What are you looking out? Oh, no, I just, my landlord's fucking like, um, because, uh, hun. What's the first? Well, we didn't. With the second.

Nah. In a second. But we didn't. I'm late. I, no. I pay. with the I pay with Zell, but since, uh, he was like asking me, because I pay with Zell before. And the other time, it's all been digital so far. And then he was like, oh, if you're gonna pay with

check, like, I'll wait for you because I'm gonna go to the bank or whatever. And I'm like, nigga, I fucking, I don't pay with the check. I do the Zell. So I'm just gonna, I just need to remind him real fast. Real time. I'm like, bro, I'm doing a podcast. Fuck off. Yeah. But yeah, West Point. It's just, it's weird. Because I remember going there like non-prot for not prom related things. And so having the prom there was weird. Problem was weird. Having a tux on being a fucking going there with girls that I cannot believe I dated. Like I'm,

I think about it now and I'm like, oh my God, these women were fucking nightmare girls. I don't think I, well, actually, I don't know if we were dating at that point when we went to prom.

I think it was just like a, yeah, I don't know. I don't remember, actually. Dang, is a throwback. Yeah,

I mean, it's 12 years ago. So, like, yeah. The last one was 12 years ago for me. The last one. Yeah, yeah. Yeah,

yeah. crazy. But. Yeah, man, fuck those bitches. Yeah. I wish I would have came out by then, man. Would have been way easier. What? Nine.

What'd you say? Nine. Yeah. Next question. Okay. Did you guys know that Tariq Neshid is a Fed, no joke? That's his name. I don't know.

Maybe. I'm going to look up YouTube videos if that's a thing. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I just heard it and I believe it with no research. You gave you guys I guess I wouldn't be surprised

I'm I'm excited I hope there's actual content This person isn't just fucking fucking around There's like footage of him at like the FBI prom I think he's like I think he's like six nine Oh I was like what this motherfucker was like six five He was like really so like Just this giant just

The idea of the FBI having a prom For their fucking employees It's insane But also it wouldn't surprise me I feel like they would just waste a million on it. Yeah. They would just,

I feel like you haven't. You know what the FBI is? This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay. When I was living in Chicago, I took part in my first ever giant charity sale and I was able to auction several items from my personal closet on eBay. They were items that marked huge moments in my life and in my car. career, and though I was ready to pass them along, I also wanted to make sure they were going to

someone who would love them. One of the things I loved them most about doing this with eBay is there was a way for everyone to shop. It wound up being so much fun to see where each and every item was going, where it was going to be loved. And in passing items along like that, authenticity really matters to the person who's getting them. That's why I love eBay's authenticity guarantee. They weren't just listing my items. They were verifying them, making sure something was genuinely from where it claimed to be, in this case, my closet. To listen to more, check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts. Find what you love, sell what you don't. eBay, things people love. Right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram

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At, at 316, fucking. Who's eye, Boulevard? You know, you know, it's crazy? this whole time I thought Monty Python was a guy Wait, he's not That's what I said My life's a lie I'm out

Fucking slam He's through the table Anyway He says I robot shit You slam your hand to the table Yes I wonder what I was wondering

What piece of cancelled media You would love to bring back I personally was a big fan of this Spectacular Spider-Man Was so pissed off that it was cancelled On a cliffhanger no less It's the fate of Spider-Man TV shows, man.

They'll just fucking end on cliffhangers. All of them. Not a single one ended, I think. I'm personally a big fan of Spider-Man. It's pissed up that it on a cliffhanger. I honestly will never forgive Disney for buying Spider-Man and causing the show to be canceled. Much love.

Wait, no, that can't be. That, is that what happened? Sounds right to me. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you're right. That's why clone wars got stopped as well. Yeah, but that deserved to stop. It's crazy. It's crazy.

It's crazy. Crazy. It's such a thing. We continue. Star Wars needs to stop, you know. That's crazy. It's crazy. There's a lot of Star Wars, man.

Isn't there enough? There's a lot more bad stars and good Star Wars. I'll say that. It keeps... It's about like 80% bad at this point. There's too many shows, man. No. Don't they...

Shouldn't they space that shit out? All the way around. My apologies. Blare on. My apologies. Yeah. Space it out. There's just a show coming out every day.

They need... I don't know why they don't stop. I don't get why they don't do that. The... the cummy guzzlers Cubas Chubacca Chubbacca's

come covered celebration there's Hans Solo and the Negroes blowblos they're wasting billions just making shows

every day God but we're gonna have to they're hemorrhaging money and they don't know it's like Spongrod when he's fucking we throw out the name

they're doing that they cut so many employees I don't understand why we're not bringing Even what's happening? You guys make a multi-million dollar show every three days. I thought it would get us money.

They're like, they're thinking like YouTubers well. We need to post a video every day. But they spend millions on it. It's the least cost-effective thing possible. They need to take, I don't know why people don't do. I guess there's money grubbing fucking like execs, obviously.

But like, just take a break sometimes. Yeah. It's usually the answer. Like make something good. You make like, they made a soka. So we got well reception. take a break chill out

next year put out one thing reveal a soak's coming out year after like the take up they paste yourselves would be nice

would be nice would be nice uh so as far as the answer this is unrealistic but my mom got me into that uh that comedy

that was like a parody of a soap opera called soap it was just called soap Billy Crystal is in it some other fucking weirdos it was four season and it ended on

the biggest cliffhanger like one of the characters was going to get shot by a firing squad, essentially. It was a wild plot. And then the show was just over. Like, I remember my mom, my mom was braiding my hair. It was in high school. And then we were watching.

And I was like, give me the rest of the seasons. And I told her, like, where fuck season five? She was like, show's over. And I'm like, are you fucking serious? You're serious? I was like, bro, it's over at this cliffhanger? She's like, how do you think we felt? I don't think we felt we waited a week to watch every episode.

And I'm like, that's fair. because I just binged it, you know? Yeah. God, that's so fucked. I wasn't going to bring back drawn together, but like make it really bad. Like really, right. Drown together today would be wild. Drown together, yeah, you put on HBO and make it like infinitely worse.

Oh, yeah. Draw together is pretty bad sometimes, man. It was pretty bad sometimes. It was pretty bad, but I do, actually, I liked a lot of it. And I liked that. They were one of the first people publicly to shit on Cosby. Yeah. It's true, yeah.

Yeah, I didn't understand the reference at the time. Speaking of canceled things that I want to see back, Cosby. I mean, I think he's making shows. Oh, you mean the show, the Cosby Show? No, I mean him. Well, he... This hurts me. I can't really take part of this.

Give him enough time. Because I think he's doing shows, Eddie? I think he can't. I think we should open up for him. Did he die? No, he's alive. He's still alive, right? We should let's open up.

I mean, ostensibly he's dead. Would you guys open up for Cosby? Uh, yes. Open? Yeah. Like, do the snark tank opened up for Cosby? Yeah. Cosby featuring the snark tank.

I feel like I would love to do that in the sense that, like, if we had like 30 minute episode opening up for Bill Cosby. And then we were on stage and we just kind of sat there. The audience would die down and we would go, so look. We couldn't pass on this. I mean, you couldn't. We got to be real. The whole 30 minutes is just explained like rationalizing why it's okay. And then and then it goes like, all right, now let's get, all right, now let's start the episode.

And then the timer goes up. It's like, all right, that's our time. That's it. You're like, look, guys, we're all at our 30s now. Life is becoming a little more expensive and we're trying to expand ourselves in directions where we're going to have a better lives for potentially us and our families. It's just really boring. It's really true. It's real shit.

It's just real shit. Okay, but here's the thing. Here's the thing. So that we do that. Cosby was like, that was amazing. Yeah. You want to do another show with me? You want to,

you want to just, all the Quailas are starting to come up, you know, like you're starting to have a little bit of reflux, and there's just like a bunch of foam and shit. He's like, staring into the sky because his eyes are all glazed over from fucking cataracts.

You're like a cataracts? Yeah, you don't do another show. Yeah, we do. Yeah, would you accept another one. If it paid. That kind of money. If it paid, I'm sure it would, because every show.

would be that. Every show, every show would be us explaining. At a certain point, I think, look, I would be like, all right, this is the last show. The last show when we know, we can't do anymore, we just get packs of mentos, and we just throw them into people's drinks. That's insane. Yeah. People are just like, and they don't want to drink their drinks

anywhere because they're not sure. They're like, wait, is this actually? Yeah, yeah. You ruined my fucking $20 drink. We would go on an opening tour, simply explaining really rationalizing why it's okay for us to do it. And that's the entire show. It would be so easy because we wouldn't have to prepare anything. We would have to have to lie and just like, like, fucking, you know, justify our actions.

We would lie instead of being, like, truthful people. But we're clearly not okay with it, but at the same time, it's like money's money. I think it might be genius for Cosby because it'll take a little heat off of him. Because a lot of thing, a lot of people are going to be focusing on us. They're like, who the fuck are these people? Why are they, why would you fucking, you know, and while Cosby's just whatever. We might get shot, actually. Yeah, so what, though?

Eventually. I mean, as long as we get a big bag, I'll have a bulletproof vest on. I have a bulletproof mask on. I was like, fucking have my doing. A bulletproof mask is crazy. Most masks are bulletproof. Are you, you assume?

You're going, I think you're going to be so concussed you would just die anyway. So what? Like if we get shot in the head. It'd be like three inches thick of steel. You ever see people's like chest? Like a jugger on helmet Chest when they like absorb a bullet

Oh that shit the welt they leave Like and the fucking They're just completely swollen and sore So like I like How did that translate to your head? First of all clearly people aren't good at shots As you realize Well see that's why like the whole idea

Of why a lot of people Don't protect their heads Is because it's weight People understand how hard it is to shoot somebody's fucking head So you shoot the biggest target Right So that's why I'm like okay I think I'd feel confident having

You know what's crazy for me When I was the few times when shooting I'm really got some people in the head man Yeah Yeah, really good. I'm actually not. Surprisingly scarily. It's like, oh, I guess I was actually built to do this.

It made me sad. I'm pretty good, too, actually. Even though I'm blind. I'm not. I actually was really, oh, this was before I had glasses, so I'm better now. I don't have glasses and I was pretty good.

With glasses, I could probably see time. That's crazy. I wonder. Actually, it's probably the opposite with you. Yeah, I want to. It might be worse.

You're probably just going on vibes. Oh, shit. Ah, that feels like the head. That feels like the head. You really should get glasses, by the way. I really want to see it like you, join the real world and understand

what people actually look like I'm scared because if I do that what if everyone looks like monsters to me what if you guys look like so it's like they live yeah you just put the glasses on me everyone's some monster

okay so stupid so you're not just blind you're retarded yeah somewhat Kingston it's me Keith David we're in they live now we're somehow we went back in time and Kingston what are you doing here

Why? Why can't, you can see finally, huh? I need to fight this nigger right now. Hold on. Put these glasses on and see what I see. Release me, niggasite. Nogesite. That is so stupid. God damn it. Piny Hisman wrote in. He says, hello snark, snarker, and snarkist. If you all woke up tomorrow with the powers of tune force, what would you all use those powers for?

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Yeah. Like he just shows up. What the? What happened? I would grow really, really, really, really big. Yeah.

I would take like two looney tune steps over the ocean into fucking like where Spain is. And I would open up a fucking crater and have it swallowed up and they close it. I think I would. I don't live in a lot of those people.

Why Spade? They've hurt my family. They hurt my people. Fair enough. I would, I feel like I would use it for convenience stuff. Like, if I had to go somewhere, I think what I would do is like, I would like, Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment we did, presented by eBay.

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I would put my take my hand out the window and grab the building and pull it next door yeah you know like if I needed something like if I needed something from the convenience store I wouldn't even walk to it would just like pull it across the street

just like reach in I like that a lot do you think using tune force would make you become more silly and eventually you'd lose yourself to the silliness yeah I mean you cannot maintain sanity if you're just constantly breaking

because there's no rules at that point if there's no rules grounding you in reality then reality is not real and so like it's just I wouldn't use my powers then Because I feel like I'd go too silly Yeah I think it's like using the Necronomicon or whatever

You know exactly Negronomicon what does that do? Did you say the Negro Namicon? Yeah, did you say New Romicon too? You've heard of it, right? Of course I've heard of it What does it do? So the if Chris drank it, if Chris opened it

Would it like would immediately give him like a cup of Kool-Aid and chicken, he'd be like Oh my God I'm so stupid Yeah, yeah, no, that's a few chapters in That's too, that's too much right What is the intro of Negro Namerism starts off first.

What's the intro of negrophilia? I think the first thing it does it makes you like Drake. You're like, yeah, dog, yeah, it was good. Like you immediately going to like to start like just kind of being like really hood, you know? Get a black scent. But yeah, it was good, niggas. No what happens? You mean like, you don't even notice that you're saying nigger.

You know what I mean? And people are like, what the fuck, Chris, what are you doing? You're like, whatever. You're like, what? You literally have no idea. What if a black person is it? Do they become more blacker? Yeah, I think so.

What happened to me? You know what happened to me? That, Drake would be like, that's, it's mine. It's mine. He just keep reading it. He's looking for the. And he was like, Wesleyan eventually. Drake is looking for the Negro Anamicon, uh, in the same way that frees is looking

for the dragon balls. Yeah. You know, he's like really dedicated. He doesn't really need it, but he doesn't really need it, but he wants it. It's the only thing that'll make. Because it wasn't, wasn't his whole thing? I was like he was going to. Five centimeters taller.

Yeah, he just wanted to be a little taller. Oh. I love that. That is my favorite thing that they did, I think, with that. The fact that BOL is for BBLs. Only a little bit. That's crazy. What?

BOMO is using the Dragon Balls for BBLs. I mean, yeah. BBL Boma. BBL Bema. Do you think Vigita understands he's having sex with her? Yes. Or do you think I think he's like, oh, I'm just doing this thing and I'm going to, like, I'm doing this so I can leave and go train with Wiese. I don't give a pussy.

No, now. Now that's where he's at But the reason why he softened, right? His heart was like unhardened, which is usually like unheard of, right? Usually you never go back. He softened. He was wearing pink gay shirts and stuff like that. Like he was getting pussy.

What was he gay? It was very gay. I want that shirt honestly. It is a sick shirt. I love that shirt. It's a sick shirt. I love that shirt so much. Our front has that shirt.

I want that and I want the Max Payne 3 fucking Hawaiian shirt. Oh yeah. That's fucking amazing. I want the piccolo one. That's our friend also has that one as well too. What's the piccolo one? The orange one? I don't remember that one. Ben has it. He has the hoodie in a shirt. And I'm like, I hate you. Why do you have that, Ben? That makes me so angry. I mean, you know, like, it's just a quick Google shirt you get one. I know, but like at the same time it's like, oh, that's so fucking, because it's actually drippy.

Like, Piccolo and Goku, they both look really good and there's a million glow. That's when like, look, that's when we're having that argument or that discussion about like, uh, uh, Piclo being like a, like an Arab. And then when they put them in those clothes, clearly they're like, oh, Piccolo's a nigger. Like,

that was the thing. That was the thing. And I thought a lot of people watch Dragon Ballsia and not Dragon Ball. So they were like, oh, duh. Yeah.

Him like me for real. Him like me for real. Let's go listen to fucking Bob deep. Yeah. Listen to the Bob. The issue with a lot of those, fuck. The issue with a lot of those clothes,

right, is that like, they're cool. And I know that you could get them. generally, but I can't get them. Oh, because they're built for adults. Well, because they just don't... Yeah, exactly.

It's actually probably more built for kids, actually, I think of that. Hmm. But they don't, nothing fits me properly. I can't just buy shit from, like, store like that. Like, specialty shit?

Like, I can't do it. Now, man, like, every few years, there's like a revamp of, like, what sizes are? Because you'll be like, oh, man, there's nothing for me. And then years, later, if you look again, you're like, holy shit, it's all, like, I actively look at stuff

like every year. Like, every year, because like, then I get kind of surprised by, um, I'm still looking for the Tigris of Gall helmet from that year. Still haven't found it. But I'm still looking every fucking year. I pre-ordered, uh, there was this thing that went on sale yesterday for pre-order. I don't know when it's coming. I think it's like sometime this year. But it's like an authentic green goblin. Oh, sick. That like, uh, uh, It's like some Marvel Legends thing with like a pumpkin bomb and shit. That's so cool. Is it actually a bomb?

I hope I'm going to make it. My goal is to make it real. Is it actually a bomb? No. It's going to turn people into skeletons when I'm done with it. But I can't wait to have that just like sitting on a chair. And talk to it. Yeah, dude.

I'm so, I'm so like that's one of the stupid like every now and then you see like a stupid purchase that has like no. That's like probably like too expensive. I haven't done that. It was like 130. I haven't done that. That's pretty good. It's expensive, but it's not like crazy.

I was worth it. I'd buy it for it. I'd buy a magneto helmet for around that price, which I already tried, and I got kind of ripped off thing happened. And Tigers of Gold. I just don't understand with how popular of a movie Glad Eater is. And I can't find one replica of somebody like, oh, I made a Tyrus of Goal helmet. It is crazy when you think about it. It's fucking insane. Because you can find a replica of like Stuart Little's car. You know what the fuck? Who the fuck wants a Stewart Little car? But like the only thing I found is some asshole that's like here's the

Schematics for your 3D printer. I'm like cool. I don't have one. I don't know how to do that shit. I have one but it definitely cannot print something that big. Yeah. So it's very dumb. Yeah.

Stuart Little. The fuck. I had a dream that one of my friends. Was it here that we were talking about Stuart Biggle? No, I don't think so. I never mind. Stuart Biggle? Next question.

Just a big mouse of small car. I don't get it. No, it would be a mouse adopted by a family of rats. It's so stupid It's so stupid Go go go on the next thing What did I say Nothing go to next question

A family of rats A boy A boy Adopted by a family of rats Yeah I know I assume you meant that Like the opposite Is it a mouse

Yes A mouse Adopted by a family of rats I understood It was so stupid I didn't acknowledge it Because I kind of understood What you were trying to do

Yeah a boy I actually do like the idea of a mouse. And then being like, ew, what the fuck? This is absurd that we would raise a mouse. It's barely different. It's just like a size, right? It's just slightly smaller, basically.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, it depends on what kind of rat, I guess. Because there are rats that are small, and then there are like New York City rats. That's true. Did you see that video of the big, you must have seen in Kingston. The video of the rat.

dragging another rat under a dumpster and then poking its head out at the camera and it's fucking massive. I've seen that. You've seen it, right? I've seen it, right? I've seen it. I'm like, that's why I don't fuck with that type of environment.

Yeah. Anyway. I hate rats. I hate, like, how they look adorable, but they're, like, menacing. You know what I mean? Like, they're just, they're such pest. The fact that they have cancer automatically is crazy.

Like, they just default as a trait have cancer. It's boring. Like, oh, they just develop cancer cells release in? Yeah. And they just, like, they get tumors and all sorts of shit. It's like they don't live, pat. I think they live for maybe like 12 hours. You know their teeth keep growing.

You know that, right? What happened? Their teeth keep growing. Yeah, that's why Master Splinter, like, nothing is. Yeah, they do. Master Splinter had like two foot team. Even when they die?

Yes. Checkmate, retard. Go check their skeletons. You're the dumb. You're the stupid. You're a twiff. You're a twiff. If you guys never seen, like, you know how people, they'll bury their hamsters and their

and their wives and their wives and shoe boxes? You know? What if you open a shoebox in a full-size, this motherfucker somehow just fucking... You just got to like... Only person who's burying his wife in a shoebox is probably future Sneco. Future Sneco for sure.

Future Sneco is doing that. I'm not going to say present Sneco. I might say present Sneco. I want to fucking, man, Snego... I want to fuck Snego. I want to fuck Snego. I want to fuck Snego.

I want to sneak in his Sneak in his Nico's room And sneak him the fuck up Sneak him fucking sneak and snuck him Snook and snuck him up The sneaker's been punched publicly once And I'm very grateful for that security guard And I love that dude

Fucking got air The security guard He did the guy who jumped up And did the fucking Super hero punch He did a fucking real Superman That was a great video That was amazing

I want to meet that guy And shake his hand Yeah I actually wanted like He should have done a go fund Me Even nothing happened to him I just want to raise money for him

I appreciate it. It's like those college kids where they got all that money for like the American flag thing in Mississippi or something. Do you remember that? There was these palest. So there was a college protest and they were protesting for Palestine, right? And they took down an American flag and put up a Palestinian flag just to raise awareness and stuff. And then so they were got the flag got hoisted down. They put the American flag up and then these college, these frat boys were protecting the flag. And there were so many idiots that were like, oh, it was so patriotic. They raised $400,000 for them to go. party. We should orchestrate something like that. I would like just like like fake the entire thing and then just like because why not? And they wouldn't know. We should just grift. We would be so rich. I've been thinking about it. We would be. I've been thinking about doing an anonymous just voiceover like just the like I'll do the you know we're just talking about that, uh, Emane Califa chick, the the boxer. Yeah. I would just be completely like, oh yeah, it's a man. Yeah. It's a man. I hate this. This is this is wrong. I know damn well. We could grift way funnier than those

motherfuckers. Oh, we'd. way funnier-no-look. We would be out of pocket. We would be just under, like, you know, like Ben Shapiro and that Jeremy Boring, they own Daily Wire. We would be right under them. Like, that's good.

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This dude that played gay characters in like in... I don't think we're getting close to Alex Jones is what I'm saying. Guys, guys, think of it like this. Oh, because we wouldn't sell the supplements. Guys, guys, guys, think of it like this. Do you imagine us on a fucking podcast with three fucking female women trying to go like, pro choice and we're just going bananas making fun of them saying the most obscene shit. So you want to do like Manosphere content.

We would we would we have man we'd be adjacent like that. We'd be tangentially. Well, we would be better than them too because they're also awful. Like fresh and fit like I've never I don't I literally don't understand how they made it. I think one was like a monkey and I think it's funny. But like not racially. I guess it is. But like not technically.

I think it is a little bit. But like not technically. But I guess it's fine since you're saying it. Like, well, I'm not black technically, so I can't do it. Oh, right, right, right. You're creepy. You're like, it's fine because you're saying it's you're a monkey. You're a monkey also.

Yeah, I'm a monkey too, so I can say it. Oof or whatever. Oof. Did I went a, ah, ah, ah. I went a weirdly long time in my life not realizing that that was even like a slur, really. Oh. You know what I mean? Because like it's, because people are monkeys.

You know what I mean? Well, yeah. We're apes. Right, but you know what I mean. I mean, colloquially, come on. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we don't you mean. Yeah.

So, like, when people, when somebody would call people monkey, I would be like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It was like the coolest monkey in the jungle thing. Remember that thing? Yeah, I remember that? That was fucking. At the H&M ad? Yeah.

Oh, my God. So the thing is that you're not racist. That's why you wouldn't realize it. That's why all those people were like, I don't see the problem. They just did it. The mom was like, oh, yeah, just put that sweater on. My kids getting paid. There's genuinely people that are not, you're genuinely, you're so racist.

You're so not racist. You're free. You'll call somebody to have something. Like, you don't mean nothing by it. I don't mean these worse than me. I just, I think that word's a funny word to call somebody. Dude,

the funny word. Yes. Yeah, but context. Yeah, I think that's... Dude, ignorance is bliss. Like 1,000%.

Like, 100%. Imagine how fucking cool our lives would be if we didn't know shit. If all you did was just play video games and just go to work or whatever. You wouldn't have to worry about any of this dumb shit. Imagine not being depressed sometimes.

Oh. That'd be crazy. I imagine it's not being sad for no reason. I can't even fathom that. It's crazy. That made my eye twitch of like out of envy. I've never, I've never truly been happy.

Isn't that crazy? Isn't that like wild? All right. I strip copper. Like I've had good times. I've never been like really like, oh, I'm happy genuinely. I guess that is the human experience.

I strip copper so I can cop strippers, Roden. He says, hey, my three little rascals. This is directed towards the boyo in the medical field. Him! No, that's me. That's me. What are you talking about?

I'm a fucking surgeon, idiots. You didn't know that? I guess I can never. mention on a podcast. If you, if we. This fucking, this is the whole time this motherfucker making like $300,000 a year being like yeah, I'm really enjoying.

Money's a little tight. Yeah, real tight. Man. You rat, bad. I would be pissed off. I'm in a one bedroom apartment fucking, like a sick. It's built in the 60s. I'm like, man, I'm just not doing good.

Man, I only only saved about 100 K this month. I'm like, you absolute. I only saved about 100 K. I was like, yo, I hope bad happens to you. I feel about you because you guys are cooling. We're fine. Yeah, you guys are more than fine. We're saving.

We're doing good. We're doing good. You're paying nothing and your wife makes a ton of your girlfriend, whatever. Basically your wife. You make a ton like you guys are so good. We spend so much money on dumb shit, man. Yeah, but that's it. Tell us stop fucking buying ivory.

I don't have. Why should keep going? Lily. Why should keep going? Lily with a little fucking exploded daughter hat on. She's an elephant with a fucking gun blowing its head off. The elephant looks, I got an elephant.

It's so innocent eating and then she just puts it right up to its eye. It like touches her face. It like touches her face. It's like, oh, look. Boom. She fucking kicks back. She's laughing. He's on the floor like kicking her legs up.

And you guys have fucking 20 pairs of tusk in your fucking house. in your fucking house. I wouldn't break up with her. You would? 100%. Elephants are my favorite animal. They're pretty awesome. Killing elephants.

We need that elephant merch. Sorry. Do you remember the elephant merch? People really want it. What was it? The hanged elephant? They really want it. They really want that.

That image was really morbid to me. That's why I didn't talk. Can we sell something like that? Yes, we absolutely. Why can't we? I don't know. What do you mean? There's that dead uncle bin on our fucking merch.

Yeah, but that's like a movie. But what is that? How is, I guess what are you concerned about? I guess my concern is like, people will see like a lynched animal on a shirt. But it won't be like, it's not going to be a graphic like, like an elephant else like it's suffering.

Why not? I'm not wearing that. Oh, I don't want my, unless it says like, look, the elephant can be bloody or something, but it has to just,

at least have cartoon eyes. Like, it's like, you gotta be, it's got to be, it's got to be sad to horrid-esque about it. There was a, I don't know,

South Park, old school South Park, man. I love old school South Park where the South Park flag used to be these white people hanging a black guy. It's stick figures, though. And like, chef was all pissed off. And they're like, all right, here's the compromise. And they just drew a happy face.

On them, yeah. I remember that. I don't think I ever saw that one. That was old. That was old. That episode is so good because the fucking the clan comes and all they're doing is chanting white power.

And they're like, all right, brothers. They're all talking like this. Hey, brother. And they're like, all right, we're going to go take a hot shower. And then they're fucking chanting hot shower. Hot shower. Hot shower. That I fucking love it.

And at the end of you realize what you call it. The teacher is one of them. I forgot his name. Oh, yeah. Mr. Garrison. He's in the clan. It was actually, it wasn't, it was actually his. Mr. Hand.

It's not. Mr. Hat. It was close. It is close. Yeah, I can see. That makes sense. Mr. Hans, the horse taking his dick out of his ass. Mr. Hans is epic, man.

I want to, you know, the. reaction channels. Well, this is, that's the type of stuff I want people to react to. Yeah, Mr.

Hans. Yeah, get the, the fine bros. Seven year old watch Mr. Hans. I can't believe.

Seventy and nine year olds. I can't believe that that horse was in the clan this whole time. It makes sense. That horse saw Mr.

Hans having sex with a black man. And I was like, I'll get you for this. I'll show you. You like big dick. I'll show you. You like big dick.

Yeah. All right. Let's see. Let's go. Was there a question, man? I think there was. There is, there is. Okay.

He says, we've decided, uh, okay, directed towards the guy in the medical field. Oh, right. My wife and I just, uh, just suffered through a miscarriage, parenthesis, not recommended at 10 weeks. We've decided, sorry about that, man. Sorry about that guys. That's so unfortunate. I'm not hard to hear that. He's like, yeah, whatever.

We've decided that we don't want to go through that again. And I've been thinking about getting a vasectomy. It's terrifying, though, because they don't put you under just local anesthetism. aesthetic. It's fine. Well, I guess the visual might be scary, but local anesthesia, I'm okay with it. You won't feel anything, but I got my tooth pulled on local anesthesia. The only thing I will say, the only reason I didn't like it, when he was having

tough time, he put his knuckles into my cheek at one point. And I'm like, bro. He had one foot on the ground and his other leg on your chest. He might as well. That's good because he was like really like the fucking head dog. You're like, what are you doing? He's like, just wait a second His question is

His question is ultimately like Should I listen to the podcast While my nuts are getting cut Or should I experience it in the moment? It depends on how much that terrifies him Yeah, dude, like that's a scary thing Because if he thinks like I don't want to see Or know anything about what's going on

Then yeah Put it, tell you what, tell you what Save the play When you get it done, play this part of the podcast Like time it so it starts right now Ew, ew, grow. Oh, what the fuck? Oh, ew.

Ew. No, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, so, so, stop, so, doctor, doctor, please, please, please, ew. More anesthesia. I can feel it, I can feel it, I can feel it, I can feel it. All right, there you go. You guys suck in a way in a way that is so, so magnanimously terrible. Oh, wow, wow, doctor, doctor, doctor, you didn't do it.

Oh, I'm sorry. That was just saline. That's crazy. He fucking injected you with saline. Like those guys, were you there? Were you there for that thing about the guy that, like, he went to some place where he, like, he put saline in his balls and he had really, really, really big balls. And, like, it's a real fucking thing.

It's like, an eye on full of people. And this guy, like, fucking convinced all these people, like, to seismax their genitals. Okay, so here's the thing. Here's the thing about what you just said. It's amazing. You said, was I there for this? Yeah, because we were talking about it with Lyle and everybody, but I guess you weren't there for that night.

Lyle? Yeah. When did Lyle come? We were talking about size. Is that the day that you said Lyle would show up and then you didn't let us know that? Yeah, when was this? When was this?

Lyle showed up that day on a coincidence. No, when was this? Maybe like the week before you weren't supposed to hang out with Lyle and everybody. Oh. They were talking about size maxing, groin maxing, in fact. I don't remember this. They were putting saline and fucking all sorts of like fucking silicon in their penises to make them big. They obviously no longer functional.

Yeah. And some guy died because he's like, he was really sad. Look, man, I don't know. Weird. I'm squeamish. I'm squeamish with that stuff. I'm squeamish for that stuff. Like, I don't know if I could do it.

Because I think specifically for me because like anesthetic, I don't know what the fuck it is. Yeah. I don't think I'm allergic to anesthesia. Some people are. What is the ginger gene? Well, it takes more to knock you out than regular people. Yeah. Like, I'm resistant.

I'm more resistant. I'm more resistant. As a redheads often are more resistant to like thing numbing agents. Actually. Yeah. I'm, I'm very resistant to numbing agents and anesthetics.

So I remember like I would get like dental work done and they would like inject me with anesthesia and I'm like. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay. When I was living in Chicago, I took part in my first. ever giant charity sale and I was able to auction several items from my personal closet on eBay. They were items that marked huge moments in my life and in my career.

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This doesn't feel like... You pick the bag and drink it. There's no... This is supposed to not feel like, what are you talking about? Sir, this is intravenous. What are you doing? Now I can't feel a thing. That is one way to put you under, I guess.

But yeah, man, I don't know. Sorry about your experience, but like, I don't know. Vesectomy is kind of, I don't know. So instead of a vasectomy, I mean, well, I get that. Why don't you just tell her to get invasive surgery? Yeah, I like that. Why do you get her tubes tied? You have,

or you reach up in there and then do it yourself. Or become a butt warrior, man. That's actually, that is the safest way to just, just straight up busiest way. Yeah, not even, leave your girl's ass alone. Go with bussy.

Yeah, start fucking dudes. Yeah. That is for sure that the little cum will drip out of her ass and into her pussy. Because that's... I know people that have said they had their kids because of that.

That can't be true. That is that. That's not how that works. Well, I've heard crazy. No, it's literally possible. I have heard crazy stories. I'm, I'll be real. No, it's insane sounding.

I get it. I don't understand how deep it would have to get. But see, that's the thing that's so crazy. I have heard crazier stories that I'm like, I, how is it that I have full floors busted like as far as I can and I am childless? She like ghosts in the,

the ghost, the goat in the Middle East that was born with a human face? I, that there's no. that's not a thing. A goat in the Middle East with a human face? I did actually see this

video and like really late. It was obviously AI. Obviously is fake. Yeah. It's not AI. It's just like the fish with the dog's face. Can I tell you? No, it's not it's not AI in that way. I don't know if it was like a prop or something.

It's fucking disturbing. And I was staring at it for a while and being like I don't know how I feel about what I seeing right now and I'm going to go to it was the last thing I saw before I went to bed nice you know what's crazy nice that's really smart those things awaken a part of me that makes me sad that's in there because it's just kill that yeah and I makes me sad I'm like oh man I shouldn't be this like that's what I thought about that fish from that uh that dreamcast game there's like oh yeah yeah I forgot what uh see C man C man I think it's yeah I think you're right I think actually

yeah you remember the dreamcast C man yeah and like that thing I'm like that echo the dolphin but you don't remember C man I go to dolphin's a classic. Seaman's a classic. Seaman, it was kind of revolutionary. No, I want to say, revolutionary is the wrong word.

It was innovative, but like, it, nothing came up in. It looks seaman. I was just playing it. I was just playing it this morning. No, I'm trying to, no,

I have to find this goat now. I have to. I couldn't, man. I just, I just want to hurt things sometimes, but like, not really, but yeah,

maybe, you know? I just want to, I get that. Actually, I felt like that last night. I want to be... Ew! I don't know if I actually want to see that.

Why do you be... Like, are you kidding? I'm buying Remington 700 Tactical Express shotgun. Fucking maybe an M88. I'm blowing that thing to pieces, bro. You know what I mean? Where it's like, that's clearly not real, right?

It's not real, but it's... If I ever saw... It's moving like pretty, like, whatever this is, it's pretty well done for it being, So fake. There's enough, like, stupid people that would believe that. Exactly. Yeah.

That's the kind of shit that makes me want to use the dark arts to destroy it. You know, like, I want to, I want to go to a place like a fucking, the fucking Dunwich horror place. Cut my wrist bleed into a well. A creature comes up like, what do you want? I want enough power to hurt people. And then it'll be like, all right, cool. And then I can set fires on my mind, you know, stuff like that. Cut my wrist into pieces.

Penis. How was that work? You cut it into it. A penis? Yeah, you just cut it. This is my last resort. You're just, masturbation, no sleeping. No breeding.

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everything Anime's ruined black people. I'm gonna say that again. Yeah, absolutely. I made that joke on the other people got so mad at me. And I'm like, of course you'd be mad at me. Talking about your religion. But, uh,

you're Jordans, your, your Goku lace Jordans. So fucking gross. Fuck out of here, dude. I got Jordans too, but they're not, they're not marred with fucking anime characters and fucking little girls that are clearly not 4,000 years old. But, you know, let's just move on other shit.

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You never had, like, a bottle of water with you just in case? Oh, no. No, absolutely. You got to have a bottle of water. It definitely was smoke sometimes. Bro, I almost passed out, like, in 2014, I was living in this really hot house, a small room of running. You were like, I should beat my dick right now?

I actually wasn't beat my dick. It would have been way better. So I didn't have any food other than one bag of Doritos had this broad come over. I fucking, you know, ravaged her. and literally I got up and I was like I was like literally I was like oh this is embarrassing I'm gonna pass out I definitely had sex I definitely had definitely real

I definitely had sex when time and I came and I fucking fell down I fucking my knees slammed together and I was like Earl and I fell down I remember I were doing it for so long one time and I remember walking into the bathroom throwing up and falling asleep

it's like we're just young men are not healthy Because I did not hydrate at all. Right. Like I think I had coffee and that's it. Nice. That thing that gets rid of all your fucking water your body. Yeah.

I've definitely, I've definitely thrown up falling asleep. I've definitely like curled over immediately and fell asleep. And they're like talking to me and I'm like already more than halfway asleep while turning over. Yeah, absolutely. So like what are we? And I'm like, just going to sleep. We are going to sleep.

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Yeah he said he's like come down at some point I'm like well fucking don't talk about it be about it Is he did he get married or he got married somebody he's married already? He's totally married yeah God damn shout out to him bro Yeah man he's fucking he's doing really well he looks really strong too He's got in way A lot of rock climbing and shit I was like dude you're white maxing right now.

He's white man maxing right now. He's white man maxes. That's what we all want to do at the end of day. Eric Covers is won a white man max eventually. Trying to turn chain my name to John Smith. You know what I mean? Trying to get there. Boogie getting a lion engraved on his face with come rock hard.

All right. Second page. That would have been less embarrassing. I don't like my life. I'm not going to make fun of that. That's really sad actually. No, it's actually not. It was really sad.

It was. Because at a certain point is just like. not funny anymore Well yeah it's at the one When he got the tattoo on his face That's when I was like okay He's sauteed That's actually the episode of the

He's sauteed I'm like he's done He's like he's cooked He is sauteed He's flavored He's uh he's gonna If he does something so beyond that Then sure I'm gonna be like what

Well done I don't know what the fuck to say Because I'm like bro It's he's he's done It hurt me watching that man Seeing him like actually have that fucking tantrum And they were just like so apathetic A part of it was a little funny to me I'd be honest

Because uh I just seeing a grown man act like that Sometimes a little funny to me I want to laugh at it You know like I really want to but I can't Because I know a part of it was also Performative That's why it was kind of funny to me

Knowing that like Kim Starr even said Oh he was doing this stuff Threatening all this shit But as soon as I said You're not coming on the show You're a suicide risk or whatever He calmed down So I'm like oh he's fucking his performance

He's literally being a child Because that's what kids do right They'll do that try to get their way And then if you threaten like I'm gonna take all your fucking toys away. They'll chill. All right. It'll be like, oh,

oh, oh, right? This is the second page, right? I play, I remember played my hand. Hunter Dubois, Trump growing back an ear. Oh, Trump growing back an elf ear. Sex gonged to you. Sex, but pants drop, open up

my ass, it's real with your fat, cock, hard top, like stainless steel. Yeah, that's what I was like, I was kind of like, it doesn't, It's not perfect, but I... No, there's something there. There's something there, though.

There's something there, though. I still like it, though. There's a spark there. Oh, dude, with the fray, it's like, there's an obvious one. Which will? That I think. What? With, uh...

Oh, the... You pound me. You pound me. You pound me. All night long. Whatever the fuck? Um, lost in all you come. You pound me.

You pound me. The phrase is written is like perfectly primed for gay. Yeah. Just a little gay. Every one of their songs, there's probably the gay innuendos connected to the... I used to suck his ball. I don't know where the line ends or begins. That's literally, that's Viva Levita.

I don't think... I don't think the frame are British. I don't think they are either. You're very American, I think, actually, is that. Penis in my mouth masturbating. Penis in my mouth masturbating. Wait, wait, is the guy, the guy put his penis in your mouth and he's jacking it on. That was when I was gay.

That was when I... There's something. Yeah, fuck. We got to work on cold play and the fray. Yeah, those are two obvious ones. Cold gay and the gay. Gold gay and the gay. The gray, but like there's a parentheses on the arm.

Cold gay. And then gay. Just, what about, it has to be the. There's not. Gay. You can't take away the. The gay. The gay.

It's like 50% of the joke. 50% of the place, man. The gay. Pity for boogie, but he sucks. Yeah. Yeah. Lily's asparagus binging piss dealer, smitchy the kid. Is there a band called The Gay?

I'm gonna look it up right now. That'd be insane. If not, I'm literally going to do it. I'm, the gay agenda. That's a badass. That's awesome. That's a badass name. The EMT forcibly administering estrogen to old men.

Help me. Oh my God, they're all gay. Homo riot? It's like they have like gay stuff. Power bottom. Dick print. Wait,

what the fuck is awesome. I don't listen to these people. They're not popular, but I hope they. Homo riot is awesome. I hope they rock. It's the most popular song. Homo riot.

Oh, fuck. All right. Help me. I'm stuck in a well. Uh, N word got a hard scope, hit marker on Trump. My ex in 2020, the only celebrities I knew she really liked were Chris Delia and Cody Co. Ooh. Did you see that, that, that Chris Delia stand-up thing?

No, what happened? Oh, my God. It's just, it's, it's, I don't even, it's not even what happened. It's just, he's doing, like, a thing. He's doing a show, and it's, like, one of those, like, clips that they put out on, on social media to farm engagement. But it's, like, it's one of the words. worst bits I think of it. Like the idea that this was a highlight of his show that he chose to highlight put out is insane. You just sucks. Because he's just talking about how like, oh, I hate how these

crowd were comedians. They always go up and they go, what's your name? Terrence. Oh, where you from, Terrence? Whoa, you're from a place. Whoa. And it goes on for five fucking minutes. Five minutes. Well, I might be exactly. It feels like five minutes. It feels like, but like it's definitely longer than it should. It's like at least three minutes. Like minimum. Oh, that should have been like 20 seconds. It is genuinely one of the most horrendous things And he laughs in the middle of it too Throughout it he's like just to remind people to laugh Which is always great

Yeah I saw his special That he did however long ago And I was like I don't get him He's not funny He's not only the only thing He's never been funny I've only liked his Eminem impression Yeah the Eminem person was funny

Yeah But that's like really like even And this is like genuinely before It always bothers me When people are like Oh you don't like this person Because you don't like what they do Because you don't like the person

It's like no This has nothing to do him like being a creep. Yeah. Like it's just not funny. It's like Elon too. It's like I don't like Tesla's because I don't like driving them. It's not because Elon sucks.

That's also true. But like I mean, they're completely separate. He does suck though. I didn't like to actually. I stopped liking Tesla's really even before Elon lost his mind. Because I remember driving in them and just being like this. I just like how minimalist they are.

I was just like, there's nothing in here. I hated the handle. I hated the handle. The handle stupid as fuck. The stupid press into. I didn't even know what to do the first time I got Uber. Yeah.

I was like, what are you trying to be cute for? I was like, what are you being cute for with the handle? Shut up. I didn't, I literally didn't know what to do. I was like, uh, and then like, oh, you got to push it. I'm like, that's gay. Why? That's gay.

Like, we've had, like, there's nothing wrong with handles. Like, they work fine. Anyway, yeah. It's like fucking windows, man. You know, you right click and they have this fucking gay shortcut and then you have to, you have to like press like more options to get the regular right click. Or, you know what I just found out? I feel stupid

If you hold shift and press right click It brings up the regular one The old school one that has all the options I just found that out And I'm like I feel like a fucking idiot Wait if you what So if you press shift and press right click It'll bring up the old one

The one that I need Because sometimes I need to rename No way, that's true It's 1,000% true I just found this out I'm talking about literally probably two days ago This was like this week I found this out

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The moment became real right away. It was about choosing something. Deciding this matters, even if it came out blurry, the vintage camera belonged to the room, to the moment, to the people in it. Over time, the photos started to pile up on the fridge, on shelves tucked into books.

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Hey, Poison bitch. Yeah, the poisonous, aren't they? Yeah. People that are like, oh, I'll take the fucking blowfish when they go to the sushi place. I'm like, why do you trust people?

You don't, why do you trust Paco to cut that shit properly and make sure you don't get poisoned? I'd probably have it at this point. I wouldn't. Whatever. I just think it's stupid, like,

why gamble? If I die now, there's just unless I have to plan for it. Why gamble on a stupid? I don't know. Do something fun to die. Don't fucking eat a fish and die, you know, like, fucking... Especially something that you know it's not that good.

I don't know. You know it's fine. You know there's no way that, like, it's worth, like, you taste it and you start crying and shit. Well, I thought that way about duck until I had it, you know? Duck is fantastic, but, like, it's still not worth fine. How often do you have duck? I rest my case. I don't have it often.

But it's usually because it's so expensive. Chill, dude. It's my case. It's expensive and it's kind of a bitch to get. But, dude, when I first had duck, I rest my case. I couldn't fucking believe. You're like crying. You're like crying hard.

I cried and I can't. I shat myself in my chair to the point where I was sitting like a foot higher. You were at your friend's house? Yeah. Yeah. The idea of shitting yourself at someone's house is crazy. You know, I saw recently I saw that video the guy fighting in high school and he shit himself. You see that I love that.

That video fucking makes me laugh so hard. I love that video. He won the fight though, but he shot himself, didn't he? Yeah, he won the fight. I think I've seen that. I think so. I think so, but he won because he was so. He was covered in top.

toxic damage. He's doing toxic. No one wanted to go near him. So, like, yeah, he won, I guess. Like, ew, because, dude, how someone must smell if they just shat themselves?

You got to beat him before you get the whiff, you know? You got to take him out before you hear. You got to do that sneako security guard punch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because there's a moment, there's a moment before it gets into the, into the ether. right before you like say like like somebody farting right you don't smell it immediately

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you've shat on your own dead body. Kind of. You know? That's like your live self shitting on your dead self. That's pretty cool. Whoa. But in the future. So would you rather have,

would you rather fight a man who shot their pants or a naked man with a boner? Nicky man with a boner, I think. Wow. I don't know if I fight the naked man with a boner. I have no problem grabbing someone's balls. Like after you beat them while they're unkinded,

you grab their ball and squeeze. Well, the thing for me is, like, if it's, it's, it's, it's unwieldy to move around

with that thing. You know, it's, you can't exactly, you're not as nimble as you would otherwise be. There's like some rigidity there. It's also like a,

just a glaring weakness to me. Shit is like, if somebody's caked in shit, I don't know how to, I really don't know how to, because I'm particularly like, I don't want anything to do with that, you know?

See, the way that I feel the person that's kicked and shit is weak, right? Even their spink, their butt holes so weak that they can't even control their ass. So I feel like they're just a weak person. I can probably knock him out in one hit and then be done with it. The guy that's charged up, he is, he's ready to fight, but he's hard? That's terrifying to me. But he's the, you know, I would do, I would push down. He just got to push down so hard that it's fucking hurts.

I just don't know, but would you be able to do it? Because, like, think about you being in the fight of your life, do you think there's any chance of you getting arrested while you're fighting probably not maybe you're fighting a really hot like big boobied bitch or something you're fighting her and she's just naked for some reason too I'm gonna have to kill you no matter what though sorry I guess the only way of fight oh I'm sure this has happened many times dudes in the middle of slamming some chick and then a chick walks in you're cheating and then all of a sudden there's a fight

breaking out so the guy still has a boner right it'll go away in a little bit there was a risk accomplishing where a guy was had to pin a girl and he had a owner after you pender. Of course. Oh, I saw that. Yeah. It was the black dude and that fucking little

white chick. Yeah. And then they had their little thing. And then they shook hands and you can see his hard dick. Dude, man. It's amazing.

Thousands of years of evolution. Yeah. Informing that. What do you say? You like, that's why I was like, I feel like the singlet is kind of outdated. You know?

Yeah. Like, what are you doing? I'm like, bro, let's, I, can I wear sweats or something? Or at least can I put on a, because I just like, it's too exposing.

That was actually, I'm be honest. That was the singular reason I didn't join a wrestling team. I was like, I hate that thing. Is it not gay? Well, not enough. I didn't like wearing- I wasn't enough.

I didn't like wearing like shorts in gym specifically for that. I always wore sweatpants because I'm just like, look, man, I don't know. I don't know what's guys. You weren't a shorts guy? No, no, I don't, because I'm like, I don't. Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment we did presented by eBay. I'd never owned a vintage camera before.

There was something about it that felt almost unnecessary in a world where everything lives on our phones. But I wanted to change that. So I started the hunt for a point-and-shoot camera. When I finally found the perfect one on eBay, I didn't keep it to myself, I left it out on a table. Always within reach, people started picking it up without asking, family, friends, everyone,

to take a photo of whatever felt important to them in that moment. There was no editing, no retakes, you took the photo and that was it. The moment became real right away. It was about choosing something. Deciding this matters, even if it came out blurry, the vintage camera belonged to the room, to the moment, to the people in it. Over time, the photos started to pile up on the fridge, on shelves tucked into books. Each one a reminder that meaning isn't always planned.

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That has definitely happened with the. So I stuck with sweatpants where I could at least like have my hand in my pocket and like, you know. Yeah, yeah. Just got to conceal it. Get a quick jack. Get a quick jack. Get a quick jack. Oh, let me hurry up and like just this, yeah, rub one out.

You're running a mile and you're fucking beating your dick. That's respectable if you can do that. People that are, while running. People that are doing strenuous stuff and if they can get off, I like, I respect it. It's kind of like the naked guy attacking you. I'm like, if this motherfucker is hard as shit while he's throwing blows, I'm kind of, I'm overwhelmed because I'm like, how do you guys are locked in?

You're like ready to just tear that shit off. I'm like, I get that. But me, I feel like I'm more kind of almost impressed. I just don't know. How are you doing? Are you on all the Seattle? If anybody can jerk off successfully doing anything that isn't lying down, I'm impressed. I mean, people who-

I'm definitely taking a walk and beat my dick before, but like, Dad is cool. What are you talking about? What do you mean? I've definitely done that before. Where do you, are you pacing in the house or do you like to keep it awake or something? No, like, I'm definitely like. Like you took a stroll around the block?

Man, I don't know if I want to reveal this. You probably shouldn't. Criminal? No, no one's around. I swear. That doesn't make it not criminal. I accidentally winged little... Yes, it does.

If a tree falls in the forest, but no one hears it masturbate. Does it make a sound? Is it masturbate? I definitely took a stroll and masturbate it one time. That's crazy. What does that mean? I don't know what...

In the woods? Around the block? Where? Down, down. You know where I used to live, right? Yeah, you don't live in a secluded enough place for you to just walk. No, no, no. You look on a main...

Someone saw him and he doesn't know. He lived in a suburb of townhouses. No, no, no, no, no. The stretch getting toward there. That long stretch getting towards there. You mean that road that everybody took? Not at 12 p.m. when I'm getting off of work. 12 p.m.

12 p.m. A. When it's dark. There was no one around, I swear. I would have known. You walked down Boulevard. Don't say that. Yeah.

Don't say that, you idiot. You don't live there anymore. is fine. Yeah, you got nothing. You got no. You got no ties to there. Yes, I do. Don't say that.

Do you really? You don't live there. What do you mean? You don't live there anymore. Where does my family live? They live there still? Yes. All right.

Whatever. We bought home. It's just one's going to know. No. Exit that out. That's fine. Fine. Whatever.

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I swear. I've done that. That's crazy. You walked and then you fucking, you busted why you were walking or did you stop? Or did you stop? I got a yanker. They got a yank and did it?

They went about my business. That is. That is so crazy. I've never even. I can't even fathom that. I can't. I have had sex. It blows my mind.

It blows my people do that in a chair sitting up. Why? Because it's just like that's so, because for me, when I'm sitting in a chair, I'm working. Like, And I just, I can't get out of that mind.

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What's this? What's this? What's you showing me? What's you show me that? It's so cute. Are you a fucking, like, a fucking 20-year-old white girl? Yeah, what are you gay? You don't like puppies?

I just don't watch puppy and cat videos. I do sometimes. I don't. I really want a puppy. That's why. You should buy one. I should. Nah, I don't trust you.

Should purchase a puppy. I don't trust you to take care of them. Yeah, there's no shot. Yeah. What? I can take care of a fucking... Okay, sure, yeah. Once upon the time, I would agree with you.

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but, like, he's been naked this entire time. My cock has been fucking hitting the table up the whole time. Yeah, it's actually, I was like, I, you know, I've been wanting to say something. It was just a little awkward. I finally just came out with it. I was like, I can't take it anymore, dude. I'm tired of your penis moving the fucking table.

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