The Snark Tank - #254: Sween Caught in 4K

Episode Date: August 17, 2024

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Residency restrictions apply Take delivery by 331 Hey look You said hey look You said hey look You said hey hey hey hey So real quick question right Okay

You guys know I love Dungeons and Dragons No Unfortunately yeah I'm big fan of Dungeon Dragons To the point I bought a 3D printer I printed out minis It's really late It actually really enhances the experience

You bought a 3D printer For Dungeons and Dragons Yeah I'll print out guns I am, but like So where is this going? What do you? So I was recently informed that D&D is damn near fan fiction

And it truly bothers me how Wasn't that the point? What bothers you? Well, why? I think of this fan fiction. Well, it has, it's been so transparently, obviously fan fiction forever. Like, what do you mean? Not the same.

It was like the first thing I thought of when I first heard about it. It was like, oh, you're just like pretending things are happening. What are you gay? Yeah Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast, guys. It's one of your host, Tom Sweeney. There's Derek and there's Chris. Today, nothing really happened.

Well, don't say that because every time we say that, something happens the day after. So far, nothing's happened. So far as of the day we're recording. There's some stuff. We're going to talk about some stuff. Stuff happened. There was an episode we had recently.

I think the one before the last one, where it was just fucking loaded, I feel. That's true. like it was like no end to the things that were going on. We had to cut it short. Literally could have talked for like three more hours. Honestly, it was a bunch of fucking Lala-palooza going on.

A bunch of shit of my gigas. Yeah. You can bring up one thing. Uh-oh. No, I'm just centering you a little bit. We can bring up one thing that happened, uh,

episode. Get it back on his eyes. Real quick. Everything good? Let me. I just want to get it perfect. Two frames where I'm a white man. I'm a different white man.

Like, not even a white me like some white guy. I'm like, Chuck Schumer. Damn. That's a drastic shift. Yeah. Why him?

Why Chuck Schumer? He's a white guy. He is a white guy. He is. Star Tank, uh, Patreon. dot com slash the Star Tank, go over there or I will kill you. How about that? Right?

People are so uncomfortable. I will be joined by the rest of these guys as well. I'll be there, but I won't kill you. He will, he will support me in what I'm going to do to you if you don't go to Patreon and a conversation. What I'll do is, What I'll do is right before you die your last breath, I'll put my lips over your lips and I won't kiss you, but I'll take your last breath into me. That's crazy.

There's definitely people who have done that. Yeah, absolutely. That's like a calling card for someone. Yeah. Like if I, if, if I thought that killing people got you stronger, that's the best way to be like, oh, nice. Yeah, that's the best way to ensure it. I do you know it doesn't? I don't, I don't know.

I just haven't really excited. I haven't tried it. Well. you first I don't have that theory yeah well he first though how do you not know but like I don't know right

I don't know you don't know what we can do is you can do it we can both know see the thing is you're the curious one so you obviously should do it you're a little curious thing because you said why do you know

I'm just trying to support you I'm not gonna do it right now if I let you know you'll be first and then I'll be all right when you print out your 3D gun the first one that's when you know you start

maybe you never know man the world's fucking funny like that. Yeah. So the last episode or episode two ago, I'm just going to make fun of myself because I think it's fucking hilarious. Because it's hilarious, right? Yeah, I actually forgot that we were going to.

So what happened was. So what happened was. So the cool thing is, so only the patrons know, really. Yeah. But this is the kind of thing, by the way, it behooves you to be a patron. Really? You get to see shit like this happen in real time. It's really fucking funny.

So what happened is, I think two episodes ago right before you guys see this. Like a regular fella, I was scrolling to Twitter, right? All right, as well as to Twitter, right? And what happened is that for some reason, the porn was more active than usual on my Twitter page. More than usual. Guys, look, all right, I'm a guy. I follow some accounts on Twitter that are rather suggested.

I've never looked at a single point in my life. Big boobies and big boodies. Yeah. And look, okay, first of all, the gay pages weren't hitting today. So I was like, all right, I'm looking at my straight pages. And I look through it. And there was a one more rather large. It was three, one right after another, which made it terrible.

Then the last one was a very nice backside. I clicked on it. I liked it. And I bookmarked it because every so often I go through my bookmarks and I reminisce. I'm like, ah, this is. I remember looking at this. Everyone does, man. Don't, don't act like I reminisce.

I reminisce. You don't reminisce through your bookmarks? No. My bookmarks are full of stuff like that I would like, oh, that's good. video material. My bookmarks are people saying the N-word, people dying in lively videos, and then usually very voluptuous women. Look, man, you're the people that normally bookmark, and look, I get how you got, because

it's very obvious what happened, because we can see you're scrolling, and then this hypnotic ass, because it's jiggling. It's basically hypnotizing you. Yeah. And it literally hypnotized you. I got caught. You were scrolling so fast, and then all of a sudden. Click.

It was like, it's so funny because it was like, it was a deep. It was so funny too because the thing about it was just like it was not only, it's just it was so long. It was like a minute straight of scrolling and staring. And then there was like, and you used both hands like sophisticated like a hacker. You're like, okay, I'm going to bookmark it. We're going to scroll and then the follow and then the the, the, the, the, put my phone down so no one sees. It's so damn funny.

What's so great about this is, you know, usually when people are about to do something devious, they kind of look around first to make sure the coast is clear. I didn't know the coast wouldn't be clear. How? There's two cameras. There are two cameras. So, guys, you know how many episodes that if they go back and look through, they can probably find me have done this maybe at least one other time?

See, I don't think so. I feel like, well, maybe a flash of something, but not like you actually... I'm scared to use my phone now. I'm scared as my phone. I'm a fucking gooner now. You shouldn't be using your phone during the podcast anyway. You're right. We're scrolling at the end, pop-up phones at the end of the credits or stuff like that.

Yeah, I guess it's fine. However, I would suggest not scrolling on Twitter just because if you follow any accounts that. Because I was talking to Jojo and she was like, you know, I understand how you guys follow some sex workers. So there is a huge possibility that even when you're just regular scrolling, that some tits or ass are just going to pop up. That has been a conversation that happened with my girlfriend literally directly. And I'm like, I just know this person. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm not looking. And then I mute them. Which is true. It's like, dude. I've muted a few. One of my, one of my. I muted most. I think I muted pretty much everybody.

I have, so a few of them are actually, I'm pretty cool with, right? And one of them, I taught me, we're both fans of Digimon. No. So whenever like a new Digimon car comes out,

like a cool art of Digimon comes out. I talk to them. And then like, I'm looking at their vagina the next time I see them on Instagram on Twitter. I'm like, this is a little. It is a bit much. You got to mute it. You got to mute it. There was someone that I muted that we've been kind of cordial for like a long time. But I don't know what the hell she's been up to. But I do now because she liked one of my tweets recently. I'm like, oh, I forgot about this person. And she ventured into a futa stuff. And I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm glad you're muted. She's doing that like, you get like the fake like dildo or whatever and you pretend like you have a dick or some shit. And I'm like, bro. The fact. The fact is. You're, the fact.

that your audience like I like the fact that you had a dedicated audience to just being like a you know a girl just being naked as shit and then there's I don't I think I know who that you're talking about you probably do know do we all know the reason uh probably I just I don't know if you do I think I did she was around back in the like old old yeah old day yeah we know you know you're talking about yeah so I was kind of like oh I'm glad uh it's been it's been muted for a long time I didn't want to see it sometimes you got to do it man I got caught slip I caught edging. Yeah, you got...

This motherfucker was so funny. It's just so funny how... Because usually, here's the thing, right? Phone screens are kind of like reflective, right? So you normally, like, even if something comes up... You can see yourself in it and you're like, one of my life. I was going...

I was going like usually, like, because even in that video, in the part of the video that we've probably edited out by now, you can see like the lighting kind of blocking the screen out because it's just a big flash of like white from like the light or whatever. But it was... This is like one of those rare instances where the phone was... The phone was...

clear in the video than I think it was to you looking at it. I didn't, you know, it's so funny because at the first, when we first were aware of it, it didn't seem that bad because we're looking on our phones. We're seeing the footage of you on our phones. You pulled it up. Yeah. And it wasn't until you. I only looked at like that specific timestamp too because I figured like, oh, it was just like

this specific timestamp. Yeah. And it wasn't. But it was a full minute. It wasn't that. It was a minute. None of us knew how long it was. It was that.

And then, so I cut that out using the YouTube. editing tool, which sucks ass, by the way. I can't believe it is still as bad as it is, considering how long it's been around. Right. You'd assume. How long has it been around? The YouTube editing tool, I remember being there as early as, like, 2016, I'm pretty

sure. Like, I remember that being, like, at least in some rudimentary form. That's crazy. Yeah, it's, it's a pain in the ass to use. I almost just deleted the whole episode at that time because it was so frustrating to use. I was like, fuck this. And then I figured it out, cool. Like, it was smooth.

And then I'm. so glad that I checked the comments before because I was like oh guys I'm going to be late I need to post the episode I checked the comments and someone edited his comments saying oh they deleted it but if you go to this time stamp there's another flash of it another flash it's like you it's like you hit a banner notification or something and it pulled up Twitter again and since that was like the first uh that was the last that was the last thing that you were on so it just showed up again I was like fuck so at that point I was like I just I just nuked the episode because it's easier to edit it in my dog low or not my but my video editing software.

Yeah. That's so fucking. It's funny. I got caught. I got caught, all right. I'm slipping. And look it. I'm the editor.

I should have caught that. However, I just did not suspect you would ever do something like that. I didn't. I didn't. So my, my brother, right now that I see it,

right, I looked like this. I forget that my phone is visible on your screen. Like right now, that's visible. Yeah. I forget that that's a thing.

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Because it's just a set of hands. It's like scrolling. It's so awesome. With like long crinkly nails, just like scrolling through it. Like a witch finger, like scrolling through porn on Twitter. Well, yeah, this was great. Oh, yeah. Still, chill.

You said it. The monkey finger. The monkey. the monkey What is that from? SpongeBob Oh, the dance The monkey's fist

The monkey's tail The knots, right? The monkey Oh, oh And then the Who-hoo-hoo Yeah, yeah, right, right Blind Dutchman

Yeah No, I mean, I don't know man, That happens It's what live is This is what live recording does I will say like I've never been caught by like my family

Or anything like that Or any of my friend But there was one time When we were all living together I remember like Just being done And they're just walking out On the couch

Everybody was there You're like, you're watching porn? I was like, oh yeah, I was sorry What made it so funny Is that like you knew it was awkward And you just didn't let it penetrate you You felt awkward to say And you were like, no, I was

Yeah, I'm like, what am I gonna be like no? That's how you had like It is so bizarre right when people, it was like when Alex Jones clearly got caught watching Transporn. Like it was one of his, one of the screens, it was like he was, like, you know how it kind of comes up whenever you're fucking,

just whenever you're doing anything, you know how trans porn just shows up on your computer, you know how that goes? Verbatim, essentially. He really was pretending like that was just like a normal, like you're scrolling through like your niece's Facebook account and then suddenly just transform,

it just like blasts onto the screen. It says transport. It's a delicious little penis. and like you just go like I love those lady thighs with a cock in the middle of it man What annoys me about that is How many and I guess it's probably because of I imagine about 98% of his fan base

They all consume Transporn as well To why they were just they just They just completely He got caught red handed And they all just No one made a stink about it Any of his fans? None of his fans Because I'm like it was maybe a good cover for them too

Like oh yeah it happens to me too I've just somehow browsing for conspiracy theory news? Yeah, people, I mean, extreme people are generally the opposite of what their porn is. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like it's like it just tends to be like it's a relatively reliable kind of indicator. Yeah.

You know? I guess yeah. Yeah. I guess, fuck it. So stupid. I do remember back in the day like those crazy websites like rotten.com and like steak and cheese where they would have porn things all over those websites. because there was a bunch of stupid assholes

that would watch that stuff and then click on these links like singles in your area or whatever. Why would you not click on it, dude? Because I don't... That hot milk still is three miles away from me. I don't want 17 viruses.

That's crazy to click on that shit. Whatever, dude. My computer's fine. I've never... There was only one time I remember. And I don't know how this happened. I somehow had a... I don't know which type of viruses was,

but it was it downloaded a... No, it was a... there was a hot chick on my desktop. Oh, the, the, the, the, the little, like, VR. Not VR, but, like, the weird, like, it was like an animated, like, widget or something on your, yeah, and she would crawl up from, like, the start menu or something. And I was like, what the fuck is this? And then, uh, if you clicked on her pushy, she would moan.

And I was like, imagine. And here's the thing. That would scare the fuck out of me. You know what scared me? That was the, this was before where there was only a family computer. So this wasn't like, I was like, own her. Things were terminal for you. I was, like, panicking because I was not savvy enough to figure out where the virus was.

I like the image of you. I know that you would say this, but, like, my brain automatically, like, made you seven years old for some reason. So you, like, believe that there's, like, a woman. And you're going to get away, bitch. Get away. You know, what are you doing? Get out of my computer, bitch. Just scare you right the computer.

Dude, I, I, I, um... There's a naked woman in the computer. I don't know how she got there. I learned for old-school computers, they're memories. their memory was trash. So the one thing I learned was if you would just turn it off like the incorrect way, like say, just

unplug the power source. Better restart? It'll, it'll, it will, like, pretty much that entire session will not save. So, like the virus, whatever, it just did it. It was almost like, say, back in the day there would be automatic backup stored in your computer.

And you can just revert to earlier stage time. No, you have to, you have to, you have to do it manually. You have to manually do it through what is it? What is their one drive? Yeah. You have to set up the one drive and back it up into one drive. They don't do it

automatically anymore. It's really annoying. It's fucking awful because sometimes I'm like, oh, it would be nice to revert it to this time where I still had this, this and that. It would have saved me some heartaches with my old music projects that I deleted like a fucking idiot. And yeah. Yeah, it's cool. Windows is so awesome now.

It's such a fucking mess. I fucking hate It is annoying At the same time Like I know how to use it so well That like Yeah I'm not gonna do anything else

I'm not going to fucking Linux I'm not doing Linux Like a psycho What am I'm not a fucking computer fucking freak Why would I ever need that? You're not a programmer dude Why would I need that? Why would I need that?

Yeah there's no I'm a fucking I'm normie Yeah Does it break your heart a little bit How faded that shirt is? Yes it does It's one of the things where This was an awesome shirt That I bought some guy

Custom made all these graphics And, uh, custom made. Yeah, the problem is, well, he does, sorry, this is the wrong word to use. He does these drops. So like, it's like, and it, and the thing is, I was like, the ink that you used is so shitty. It really upsets me because I used to be in graphics class in high school. So we had like top tier emulsion that we'd use. So it would take fucking forever for shirts to fade.

Like I would have shirts for, I still have a lot of my shirts that are fucking 2,0006, 2005. Yeah. And then this thing, I've washed it just a handful of time. and it's almost gone. And I'm like, this fucking these laser printers, whatever the fuck they are now,

they suck cock. So sad. Like nobody does like old school emotion anymore because it was just too annoying. You had to store all the emotion. You had to have these like six to ten

color presses that cost thousands of dollars and shit. And so people don't do that anymore. So unfortunate man, it's such a good art. That is a dope picture, dude. I fucking love the ex-member street fighters

is one of my favorite fucking fighting games. That was like. It's such a cool. one is so particularly like it's that one in marvel two are the ones that are like the ones that stand out for me as being so fucking awesome this one it it's it is it modernized the like this is like this is what the fighting games are going to be moving forward this is the one when they kind of perfected the speed and then like so then marvis capcom came and then marvis capcom too marv's capcom too marv's cabin two obviously the that's the goat which i can't wait to i can't wait to get fucking slaughtered

i can't wait i'm gonna lab out for like a week and a half we get like half decent go online get bodyed and then not play it never never again that's it's gonna be it's gonna be one saw say to the freaking dragon ball um the dragon ball game remember everybody over that one day after it comes out we're all gonna play it I'm gonna like do decent and I'm gonna go online get fucked one time be like all right well fuck that was a good $70

spent you I'm gonna turn to I'm gonna get clipped I'm gonna be one of those like people like talking shit of clips circulate all the time and people like clown them I'm gonna be one of them I'm gonna be circulate because I'm gonna call them every F slur every N word it doesn't matter what the hell they are Let me just call them every Asian slurge I don't want to know what they are Yeah I hope I hope their actions

So disinterested in what you are in fact Leave me alone I just want to call you bad things Just want to call you at really bad things And and you know Become infamous But is that fucking Speaking of infamous

Isn't that that YouTuber? Like I think I recognize I recognize that infamous You did the gay stuff right That's that guy that we don't know if it's gay or not But he talks about a lot of gay shit Man Infamous force coming out

You have infamous We got our great old Beast Mr. All those allegations Oh yeah Yeah Yeah It's coming

It's heating up man It's heating up for What's that guy's name For Jimmy Beast? Something dog or I can't remember The YouTuber The YouTuber No the YouTuber who did

The dogs in his name In his username Yeah If you guys are following this You know who I'm talking about Data or like He's the It's got numbers in it

And numbers are in it If something's got Can I tell you so if someone's got, if a name's got numbers in it, I won't remember it. I think that's my problem. It's like a mind wipe. It's just like I'm not committing this to remember. He's got fucking random numbers. I think that's my problem.

It's like such a basic username that I'm like, what is this? Yeah. Yeah. So that guy. He looked like a fucking owl. Second drop. Second video. I guess he has one more coming out.

The first one was about Mr. Beasts or alleged scams or whatever. This one. Faking videos. Faking videos. Right. Yeah. Faking videos and stuff.

scams. The second one is about Mr. Bees being a sociopathie. So that fucking guy, and I like, I will say, I like that he leaned into people criticizing him, be like, what the full of he? Idubs? The fuck are you doing? So then how he opens up the first video is doing that. What we do here is go back and like, he just, he completely leans into it. I'm like, I'm glad that he just completely acknowledged that. I'm like, well, you're fucking, you suck. But anyway, so he interviews this guy that was employed with Mr. Bees for not that long, I guess. And he, did a bunch of horrible shit. Like he did the,

he did the solitary confinement thing was supposed to do it for 100 days, but they never released it because it went so poorly. And the thing is, when I heard that the 100 day thing, because I didn't know that they, they did another one too,

they reshot it. And I was like, 100 days for solid, because first of all, they don't do it that long to prisoners. Number two, I remember Vsau's doing one,

and he didn't make it like a week. Yeah. He was just in like a thing with a white room with nothing and he like freaked down a few days. I remember that, yeah. Yeah, and I was like, so... How much did he freak out?

Well, he was just like, I can't take it anymore. Like, this is, I'm so not used to. Lights are always on. There's nothing going on in this room. Not to fuck about sleeping. The lights part. He tied his penis around his waist, I think. He's a fucking huge long phallus.

Well, now he does because he stretched it the fuck out. Yeah. Like, he was going crazy. And he did it with, like, he figured it out how to do it without actually ripping his penis off. He just kept slowly. stretching and then all the cells because he's a science guy

every hour he got a nice tugging gave him a inch it'll work like that's what they you know when there's that much tension on you the cells will compensate they'll start reproducing they'll start reproducing yeah so he jump maxed hey it's me dick sauce and then you how long can a human

be I'm right sitting on a nice 17 inches can I get longer can I get it? The music starts no in the background I love that Vsauceau's music dude when I first found out about Vsauze Chris showed me all the fucked up Vsaucems and I could not

stop laughing what you're talking about the first of my yeah I remember like the how many children can I fit in my basement yeah like he'd be like a complete serial psychopath I could not believe how funny it was I was like wow this guy's this shit's really funny then I watch videos and I was like oh this guy's like

teaching me stuff which I appreciate he's a good thing he's he's one of those people that I'm pretty confidence a pretty decent guy, you know? Seems good. Yeah. Ran in him at VidCon chatted a little bit. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I was like, hey, Vsauce. What do you doing here, bitch? I remember I didn't approach him because I felt like I wasn't smart enough to talk to him.

Oh, well, I think I can't. Yeah, I was like, I can't. What am I going to talk to this guy about? Well, I feel that way for it was like, he said you shut the fuck up. Yeah. It was going on. My name was shut the fuck up. Ew. Hey, Christopher. Shut the fuck up. The music starts. Vsau's here. Hey, Vsosos. Michael here. Chris should come himself. Fuck up. What is V sauce? What is V sauce? I don't even know what that is. Velocity sauce. Is it? No, I don't know. Is it? Viscous sauce. Vigna. Vigna. What's vagina sauce? Period. Blood. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees. Get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram 1500 Krook 4x 4.69 a month for 39 months with 4,00099 due at signing. Tax, title, license extra. No security deposit required. Call 1-877 RAM 5-572 for lease details. Requires

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your business loan may be issued by On Deck or Celtic Bank. Ondek does not lend in North Dakota, all loans an amount subject to lender approval. Ew. I guess. It could be, or it could just be regular secretions. Yeah, yeah, that's more like vaginal marinara.

Do you imagine somebody putting, imagine your eating pasta, and he's like good? Oh, do you what, you squirted like? You feel like fucking pussy blood in there? So, oh, like you have spaghetti meatballs in the sauce is the fucking is yeah the meatballs are hitting though this is fucking

I like how it's a little chunky too I'll be honest Is this fucking That's really the worst thing You've ever said I would I would plot that person's death You know I wouldn't do anything

About it right away I'd be like I do it right away Yeah that was that was really good That was really good huh And then I'd leave Get blueprints out I would go insane

I'd divorce my wife Never shower Just like Come back at like You know That person maybe is getting married And I'm at his fucking wedding and then I just blow up the entire thing.

I made, I made a fucking, I made an Oppenheimer fucking bomb. You get the toe, dude. I got the old, all the old materials. I somehow convinced Robert Downey Jr. And that fucking guy, the scarecrow guy. Yeah, yeah. I got them to fucking show. That's crazy.

To be a character. He does the speech and everything and he blows that guy to fucking slither. I become death and then booze. Kills himself. But listen to the Beast Mr. The Beast Mr. stuff. Oh, yeah. So the weirdest thing, I guess, about the Beast Mr. stuff that happened is I'm not shocked about, because, look, to be fair, you can't judge a book by its cover.

However, if you've seen any of Jimmy, Beast Ministers like him smiling, him taking pictures, every time I go into a 7-Eleven, he has these Beast, bars or whatever. The feasterals. Yeah, and his smile on the the thing that holds the bars, I was like, that's the smile. I know what the smile is. This is a lifeless person that is

not like, you know, when they're just their teeth smiling, but their eyes are dead. I mean, he's probably very busy. It's not that. It's because like people that are even, you can fake a smile easily. Oh, I can't. Yeah, you can. Is this something? That really is your best

attempt to fake a smile with it. Look at that. That's like, that's an EDP smile. That is an EDP smile. It totally is. You went up to the cupcake, Lou. Hey, so I have to see you. But like, when you, when you fake smile, you got to squint your eyes just a little bit.

Yeah. Because that's kind of, yeah. There you go. Yeah, the purpose. That looks good. But it reminds me of when my cousin, when she was a little girl, she didn't really know the concept of how to smile fakely. I guess a lot of kids don't. They just show their teeth.

And I'm like, no, it's not. And so Mr. Beast, like, you see him, his dead eyes and he's like, I'm really bad at smiling. I'm like, I laugh a lot,

but I'm not good at smiling. Like, smiling, it owns weird. That's the dumb. Shut the fuck up. No, what's that even fucking mean? Because smiling is like a thing

you do with your face, obviously laughing and something that just comes out of your fucking mouth. Smiling is a natural like a current. It's not something, people don't like intentionally like generally smile. This is something that happens when they see things that make them smile. Some people.

No. Things that make me smile I just get mad at. Like right now I'm more laughing than smiling. I'm like, ha ha ha ha. Look, there is, I'm talking about fake smiles pretty much 99.9% of the time is when you're taking a picture. Right. Yeah.

Like, so it's like that. And then that's when you can tell the people that don't understand the concept of smiling and those that do. That is, smiling with your teeth is the thing that's weird, right? Because that's what it gets weird. That's one of the hardest things to do. It's hard to do without looking insane. Without seeing yourself. If you can't see yourself, it's kind of like, fuck, how do I look?

But the best thing to do, like, say if you're an actor, it's always like try to think of something funny. Try to think of something funny. Or remember, and this is very self-aware shit. Like, say, this is like if you're like in acting and stuff, remember, it sounds stupid. Remember how your face feels when you're laughing. Like, it's a weird thing. I think I know what you're talking about. So it's kind of like when you're laughing, you kind of feel your cheeks perking up. You're kind of like, you can kind of like, yeah, like that. Exactly when you're when you're, when you're, when you're, when a, with a good joke. Exactly. My face went a good joke.

So yeah And just like What is Mr. Beast You know He would do that He's got a dead appearance Totally And you know

That's not proof enough To be like oh dude Sociopath But yeah of course It is a I would say A sociopath would have that marker If you know what I mean

I might they can fake it Like Don't sociopaths Like eminlate really well Well that's kind of the thing I think I think good ones do Yeah

He's not a particularly good one Yeah At least at least to me Like he's accrued A large audience obviously like I've made fun of Mr. Beasts in the past and like for obviously like in stream because like he just always struck me as kind of off in that

way like I don't have to and it's really so superficial because it was literally just vibes. Right. It was just like I don't like the way this guy smiles and looks at cameras. Yeah. It's fucking weird and creepy I don't really like him that much. I have no hard evidence he's a bad person or whatever but like weird and I always thought it was weird of people who like hated him

necessarily because he seems to do a lot of philanthropy or whatever so like whatever. Yeah. But like I just he was always somebody that I just didn't really acknowledge or care about. He's a sociopath, right? But he's like one of the ones that like was taught to be a decent person. You just had a sociopath. I mean, well, you can, you can understand the concept of like, I need to do well. But I, to me, whenever I saw Mr. Beas, I felt like, you know, I could be totally wrong about the guy. But from if the allegations, everything that's coming out are true, then it would be like the vibes that we're feeling are correct in the way that, yes, he's still

helping people, but he's clearly doing it for clout. Like, you know, know what I mean? And when you do things for clout like that, it doesn't take away that you're still helping people. It just makes you seem weird. Like, right. It's like it's pulling out a camera when you help a homeless person. Right. It's like, well, I mean, it's, you are still helping someone. But this is also for you. Yeah, it's completely for them. Like, if the camera wasn't there, would Jimmy be doing all of this shit? No. Exactly. So that. So you're saying, if he doesn't actually get a boiling pot of water and throw on a homeless person. I think if that's what you, Tom Sweeney wish to do, then I think

you know, you should follow your heart. You're telling me I should do that. Okay, yes. Thanks. So you're gonna run from your fucking place, like, and find the nearest homeless person with your water. I'm gonna have, like, one in the car. Boiling water unboils pretty quick. So you gotta be pretty good. I don't think that's true. So you have like a, well,

it's talking about. It'll still be scalding hot in like a couple of minutes. Yeah, but like you gotta like run down the street and find someone. No, no, no, I just go like somebody. A portable hot plate. How you do it, man? You just got a hot plate. in a car.

I'm like, hey, dude, you're hungry, man? Come follow me. I'll give you some of the junk. You'll eat. He's following it to the car. I'm not laughing at doing that. I'm laughing at the creature that would do that. So you.

Boiling hot water, dude. He thinks he's going to get a fucking hog, nice meal and some clothes. And all he gets is third degree bird. That's really vile. Dude, what you do would justify, you put the money in the boiling water. So you still gave a money. You give him the hot pot too. Oh, yeah, you gave all that shit out of.

You throw it at him, but you still gave him money. You don't give him my fucking penny. I gave him my fucking shit. Well, see, I feel like you'd be justified if you gave him some money with the boiling water on his face. You give him, you give him with something like warm up. And then like the water. You warm them up.

The money grafts to his face, you know, because it's so fucking. That's insane. That didn't mean. The idea, the G. The G.A. levels of fucking psychopath of shit that is of throwing up there got hot water on somebody and throwing the thing the hot water was in at. that and then driving off. Damn.

If they'd find you, they'd find you. Well, I don't think they would care, to be honest. Oh, man, my heart just, my heart just came back.

My humanity turned back on afterwards, and I'm like, yeah, nobody cares. The amount of programs that are propping up in, like, states that they're trying to give homeless people bus tickets

to get the fuck out of their, out of their state, to be like, hey, where's your hometown? Where are you from? blah, blah. And then they're like, here, go back.

It's like... Get away. There's all programs like that. I'm like, yeah, this is fucking insane. But so, but so like,

look, the most recent red flag to me was the whole, um, Mr. Beech just got rid of all the plastic in the ocean. Do you see that story?

Yeah. And it's like my ass. I was like, my ass. No he fucking didn't. There's no way that that's true. How do he find the microplastic? He could,

he couldn't even get, shut up. He couldn't even get one percent out. That's the whole thing. It's like, it's like, shut the fuck up. There's not a single.

There's not a single part of that story that is even remotely plausible. What a little bit? The idea that I tried to pass in some way. Like, oh, yeah, this is something that happens. Like, no fucking way. Also, even if that was the case, the trash is still here. The problem is not gone. The problem wasn't that the trash was in the ocean.

The problem was that we have no way to get rid of it. And so it ended up in the ocean. Where's it going to go now? It's going to go back in the ocean. So the thing is this, right? I guess we can shoot in the space, but the amount of money would cost of shooting the space. The amount of money that we've had this debate. It would just be that, right?

Yeah, it's incredibly expensive to shoot all of the Earth's trash into space. But wouldn't it be better for the planet inherently? Not technically because the fuel that you would burn in those kinds of treks in the first place would be pretty. And also at least like space pollution and shit. Yeah. The only option moving forward is for, like, potentially go back into the orbit and hit the Earth. Well, that's the thing about it and fucking up satellites and a lot of other things are hovering around. On satellites.

Well, we kind of need them. Yeah, we need them very desperately. Very desperately that. It's a matter of fact, like, the fact that we don't have backups for if they go down, you know, for like space warfare, EMP type shit, things that people are testing. They're testing stuff like that to fuck people up horribly. From space. Like fucking China right now, they kind of are like in a specific, not like the, I give it like 2030. We'll have a real hammer drawn.

But China will have it though. Damn. It's going to be gears of China. China's a war. Yeah, China's of war. Yeah, whatever. and they're going to use it all over Taiwan. There'll be a Chinese fucking berserker.

I'm not going to make this sound like, but I thought about it. I thought about doing it. Chinese berserker. That's fucking crazy. Every fiber might be and watch to... Yes, do that, but I'm fighting. I'm fighting the urge right now and I'm losing.

But so listen, Mr. Bees is collapsing. The allegations are pretty wild. There was, listen, there was a sex offender that he hired. Did he know? That was kind of, it's not secret. So he, from, from, from, there's been corroboration that, so there's a guy named Jake the Viking that I've never heard about before. Yeah, I never heard about. But apparently he's been coming out recently and saying like Jimmy knew about Ava Chris Braun, whatever, Ava Braun.

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Yeah, whatever. There are like a straight-up sex offender. So, yeah, yeah, we'll get to that. So this guy, Jake the Viking, was employed with Mr. Beas, and he, got this guy that they call him Delaware. He doesn't have like an identity on the Mr. B show whenever he's been on.

He's been in Delaware and he'd have this fucking mask on and stuff. So they thought that was kind of weird that like, why is this guy hiding his identity? And they're thinking it's because of he, and here's the thing. Here's Jake's version of the story versus what is available. Kind of different. Because they're saying that this girl accused him, like when she was 16, said, hey, this guy, like, raped me or whatever when I was like 11 or something like that. And he believed that it didn't happen, even though this fucking Delaware guy took the plea deal.

If you didn't do it for something that fucking serious, why would you plea to it? Now, some people do get scared into taking plea deals and they fuck themselves up, but they're usually... It's a minority of cases. Yeah, and it's usually not for... I think Drake Bell kind of had... That was kind of the Drake Bell situation, too. Yeah, but in his situation... Why he was famous, that's why.

Yeah. And also in the situation, he did, like, what he just, what is it? He got, like, he got deceived or something? No, he, well, yeah, he found out the age and then stopped talking to the person, but she kept stalking him and she kept showing up to, like, his concerts and stuff. Oh, and he took a plea deal. And then, like, it just kind of was like a, you're communicating inappropriately with somebody.

It didn't really matter that he didn't know the age because he still kind of did it. Yeah. But, yeah, that's what, as my understanding of, because he talks about it. Isn't that so weird, though? dude that fucking that whole thing is fucking his whole entire story is heart right yeah we won't yeah we talked about it yeah we already had yeah but the idea is that like that's how it works right if you like if you find if you're communicating with somebody right you find out they're underage and you like literally odd like there's verbatim of you making like an effort to like hey

sufferingness severingness at none of your age well hold on i know where you're going with this but let me say this is the way that it works prosecutors are fucking evil and ruthless so usually what they'll do is they want you take a plea deal so it's going to look good for them to be like, okay, you're guilty. Instead of them threatening you with this long, lengthy trial where there's a possibility that you'll still fucking lose and get fucked way harder. And so they usually try to scare you when they're taking a plea deal.

So that's why a lot of innocent people take plea deals because they're frightened and their shitty lawyers will be like, take the plea deal. And in this situation, I feel like if you were accused of raping a 11-year-old girl, it says one through 11 in that sex registry thing or whatever, which is fucking crazy. which is insanity. So I feel like that's the one thing you don't plead to

because this is so bad that why would you plea to this? Because it's like, bro, this is going to follow me for the rest of my fucking life. Not if I become Delaware. Yeah, I'm Captain Delaware because he has this fucking mask on. And then apparently from Jake the Vikings point of view, at least I think I read this in a tweet, he said that Jimmy's mom and Jimmy met with this.

guy. They talked about the situation. They all understood what it was. From his point of view and from their point of view, they think that it was true. And it didn't happen. It was false and that his record's going to be expunged soon. But I was like, I saw a tweet actually recently because somebody was trying to say, do you not believe people are allowed to, are they not allowed to rehabilitate in the society? And I was like, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. And I was like, bro, if you or anyone you knew, at 11 years old got raped by somebody Would you be like, yeah, that guy deserves to be

To work with Jimmy with Beast Mr. With Beast Mr. He can fucking be on the largest platform For content creation for people and put him in the most You know, like, you don't fucking believe that Because since it's not tied to them, right? So it's just a huge lack of empathy That this fucking dumb ass tool. And it's also not like, look,

There's a lot that people could be rehabilitated from, right? Yeah. I don't know. Everybody's going to have a different stance on this kind of thing. One to 11 is so egregious to me. Inchannity. This isn't like, this isn't like.

Having those urges is the time when you like rehabiliting. You try to figure out like a way to like understand what the problems you have and make a very distinct effort to sway away from acting on those urges. Acting upon it is a problem. That's where it's like, fuck, you already did that, man. You're like you've already let the cat out the bag. Yeah. And you can't undo the damage. you've done to somebody after you do that.

Right. It's just such a thing. Or like, it's just such an egregious. I'm like, yo, look, dude,

they deserve help and understand a better means of understanding how and why they're acting this way. And they, then if they help themselves and prevent themselves and doing that, they can help others, which is a very good thing. And it will help a lot of people go from hurting other, hurting young children and hurting themselves and ruining this place.

But once you act, that's where even me, where I'm like. Yeah, You got the Scarlet Letter for Life and at the very fucking lease, at the very, very, very least, you don't work with people that cater to children. Yeah. That's kind of thing. And like what?

He couldn't find anybody better. Like that's like, is this guy so good that like, listen, yeah, he molested a kid, but like he's so good at what he's like, what does he do? He can't possibly be that good. No way. No fucking way. Look at the shot. of Mr. Beast walking towards feastables. And you're like, this is an amazing shot.

This is not even possible without Delaware. This is so, and you're like, whoa, this is actually a really good shot. Whoa. No, it's not,

this is impossible. No, it would have to be like, like the, you know, the Zach Snyder's center photographer. Like, I like that guy.

Like, if it was like, whoa, that guy fucking really, if it was really the idea of the moment where like, where everybody's storming the castle to get,

not a cat storm in the house, to get Jack back, then I'd be like, all right, man, this guy's different. This guy's got some talent. Yeah, I don't know. It's just, there's a degree of egregiousness where it's just like, dude, there's so many, there's so many adult women, you know, like, I don't understand.

And to me, it's like, there's obvious impropriety and, like, scummy behavior if you're, like, like, a 23-year-old talking to a 17-year-old, right? That's scummy and creepy and bizarre. one to 11 is monstrous. Well, it is the definition of a pedophile. Yeah, literally. That's like in the book. Yeah.

The pubescent child. That's monster shit. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, you should get, you should catch a lightning bolt in the head. That's the thing, man. I, it's, I, I, I, I feel like a lot, since we don't hear about this many, most of the cases we hear, it's always like some, um, somebody post pubescent, some, fucking teenager thing where it's like it's creepy yeah like just under the age yeah we don't get this

like we don't we it's rare when we hear about because we don't really want to hear about them those monstrous i just um you know jeff holiday uh he he posted about so i there's this guy on twitter he got banned because he posted um cp now to be fair he uh well i don't know the situation what do you mean to be fair well this is well this exactly this exactly let me explain the guy he seems like a retard And he was trying to raise awareness that this was happening. He wasn't posting it as if, at least this is what from his camp, this is what he's claiming. He was posting it to raise awareness that this shit is happening.

I said, no matter what way he slice it, it's fucking stupid as hell to even post anything like that. So I didn't know anything about it, right? I didn't know what it was, didn't care. I was just like, I heard this guy, Elon Musk brought this guy back. And I'm like, of course Elon would bring him back. What a fucking freak. Oh, you unband him? Yeah, he unbanded him.

And he's completely aware of what he did. And so here's the thing. Jeff brought it up recently and he explained what the image or what it was the guy that he shared. And there's a name of the video, which I'm not going to repeat because I'm already mad that I know what it is. And then Jeff explains a lot of people don't know about this. There was this guy in Australia, this, he would go to the Philippines or whatever and like do stuff to infants. infants. All right.

Infants. And I'm not even, I didn't even go deeply into what, how, what Jeff was explaining. It really fucking disturbed me. And there's documentaries on YouTube about this guy. It really annoyed me. It is, it is annoying to say the least. It was just, well, it was like, I was just like, man. If there was ever a time that I didn't, you know,

want to read something that would have been like the time to not read it but right my curious I'm a reader I like reading I blame I'm dyslexic and I can't read so it saves me I blame RPGs man back in the day I can't fucking do this anymore man I gotta go guys yeah

alright later I wish uh I wish I wish I wish I was innocent still but yeah it's not looking good for Mr. Beast though it's from what's happening right now And I got to tell you, I am surprised. Because I think, you know, even though the Streisand effect is real, it's also not in the way that if YouTube just swept this shit under the rug,

if nuke this guy's channel, nothing but happened in like a month. I'm surprised. This is, Mr. Beast is the golden boy. He is the guy for YouTube. You would think YouTube would just hit the eject button, make up some bullshit excuse. Everybody would get mad, make content,

and then a month later, everyone moves on. So it's actually, I'm a little bit. like, whoa, it's crazy that that guy that's making these videos. Yes, they, I feel like they would. Like, why wouldn't you? If you're golden, if you're golden child, but that's what I mean, if your golden child is being threatened. You're looking to porn again? Right now with Ram Trucks Declaration of Deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026.

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Zoom in. A lot of that stuff looks like, that's like novels of porn. That's like a... Yeah, that's an AI transcript of like what... Of the captions. It's like my DNA Discord is a... Whatever. It's my side bitch. Sorry, I can't show that.

Nice. I like your female case, man. My female case? Yeah. You know how it has all the rhinestones on it and shit? I like that. Is it female? It's Spider-Man. It's a little glitz and glammed up.

It's a little like the eyes make it look a little like cute. That's pretty. It's cool. It's cool, though. I like it. It's not bad. I gotta get a noise. This is fucking broken.

get on my phone is like three years old. What's broken about it? What is that? I mean, it still does the job, though. It's a case, though. It's supposed to just, like, protect your phone from breaking. It still does the job. Yeah, whatever.

Yeah, it makes me sad that I messed it up. And this is a limited drop too, unfortunately. Yeah. I'm not going to do it again. I'm never going back with all these things, man. Like, that shit. That's useful, yeah. It's never going back.

It's so useful. It's so useful, especially, like, it's just, it's just useful. That's what I got to say. Yeah. Anyway, I guess that's really it. So we can move on to some questions. We got a lot of questions from the audience. We got a lot of questions from our audience over at patreon.com slash a snark tank.

Remember, you can go there and you can get early access, add free, all that jazz. Startank. Startank.com as well. It don't mean a thing if my dick don't sling. All right. First question comes from a splish splash. I was gap in his ass. It's in Dearest Chris Gay Malding Homo.

Derek Bylet and Kingston Gay Men's Come. That's a good one. I mean Gaman's come Gaman's coming Jameson Gaman's come Okay

It's a stretch But it works You know It's like It's forced Yeah it's forced I wouldn't say it's a stretch It's forced

It's not bad because I couldn't think of anything Better on the spot So Yeah Fair enough Gamerison Yeah Oh Gammes

That was too easy Because I wanted more Gayness in it I wanted like At least two syllables Of something gay related But I still want I wanted to be like sun.

Like it almost sounds like sun. What's your opinion on the recent calls? Game is come or something. To criminalize slash AI slash deep fake porn after Taylor Swift fake, after the Taylor Swift fakes went viral on Twitter. Should it be illegal? Should it be illegal? Where is the line drawn on fake porn? Should that extend to non-AI fakes?

If I just draw a picture of Taylor Swift's boobie, should that count? So, it's just a question, I guess. So question, it should. Should AI porn be illegal? Um, and from my point of, from my perspective, I don't care. Like, I, I, I personally don't care, but I'm obviously, I'm not a celebrity that that would be upset about it. That your likeness would be used in that manner. Yeah. Yeah. So I would say it should be illegal without the consent of the person that's made, that's involved, obviously. I just think the nature at which you can mass produce this with no talent involved kind of makes it. Like, like, if you're going to be like an artist and you're going to draw people, that at the very least is something that cannot be like mass. duplicate you know what I mean like you cannot have like thousands upon thousands upon

thousands of fake images of you doing porn each of them different in like a matter of like 10 minutes in the same in the same way that you can with like AI yeah so I think that that's kind of the separation it's it's the amount of damage that can be done based on like one artist versus like an AI algorithm that's built to do it I think so I think there's like a basic kind of I think It's just basic humanity to just kind of like not incentivize doing this. Right. Yeah, I understand that. I totally do.

Like, I would say the only way that it should be allowed to exist, like you said, consent from the artist if they're like, yeah, go ahead and just pay me a shit a load of money. Yeah. Or there has to be some sort of, because right now it's, I don't know how people think any of that shit's real. Like it's crazy that there's people that are like, oh, it should's real. I feel it people shouldn't be the stupid, but they are. It will get that point, though.

It will get to that point where it's, it's indiscernible or whatever the word I'm looking for is. That's the right. Okay. And at that point, there has to be like the people, the engines or whatever that are being used. There has to be some sort of fucking watermark that lets people know that it's fake. They have to do it. Like if they have to do, otherwise they will get, you know, fucked in the ass by the long dick of the law, you know? Yeah.

People's like it's going to get used a lot and it's going to get problematic for sure. It'll get problematic. It is. I'm waiting for it to get correct. But I'll watch it. When it gets like really, really good, I'm going to make some of myself. Yeah. You're like, I want to like make me.

When it gets really good, I'm going to do it, I'm going to make some of me and I'm going to charge people for it. Yeah. You know? And they won't even know. They won't even know. I haven't done. I woke up this morning. I typed a prompt to the fucking porn GPT or whatever the fuck it's going to be.

Porn GPD. And then now I'm making thousands. It's great. Oh, Derek. I didn't know you were fucking six foot four. It's crazy. I didn't know your penis was pink specifically. Why don't you have a bright pink penis, Dad?

It's bright pink penis, dad. pink, I'm fucking literally tag teaming with Shaq. I'm just as tall as him. It's real. You guys are tag teaming like, what is Shaq this whole time? Simone Biles.

Or Betty White. You guys are fucking tag teaminging Betty White and it's fucking the worst thing ever. Did we dig her up? She's dead. How would you guys? I want to ask you guys something. How do you guys feel if this

if Shaq was short this whole time and they were just using force perspective to make him seem tall? Well, I've seen him before in person more than once. How do you know you weren't seeing him through force perspective? how they forced my perspective like this is what I'm asking

because force perspective is like what if you've seen so many what if you because you saw Shaq in person you thought he was tall because of how many times he's looked tall on TV at that moment

at that moment I don't care you know that's like that's happened it's like whatever does like just get too existential it's like look then who's am I being mind control at this moment yeah what is my perception everything if my whole time I thought

Dogs look like dogs. They looked like fucking cats. Right. I'm just like, whatever, dude. I don't got time. Don't trust your brain, man. They're like finding out like,

I'm fucking, what is, finding out tomatoes were like fruits and me being like, whatever, I don't care. Are they? They are,

they are, they are, obviously. Of course they are. Of course there. Oh yeah, they are. Of course there. Yeah, they got seeds.

Just like olives. What are we doing? Swain, bonging, Lily, Gum Gum Gum Kizuka. Kuzuka? Gum, gum, cumzuka? What is that? Is that a Luffy thing?

Yeah. I'm glad you know who Luffy is even. I've seen one piece. The fact you know who Luffy's as well. I've seen, I saw the live action show. You watched it? I watched like the first episode. I didn't watch it.

Yeah, I mean, probably not going to watch it either. I was like, this looks dumb. It's fine, whatever. Anyway, he writes it. He says, this one's for Sween. What would you do if you had glasses and were able to read the names at the end? Wow. Well, I'd be able to read names at the end.

I don't know. It's that simple. Did you have an appointment, right? Did you do it? Yeah, yes, Thursday. What was the description? It wasn't that bad, actually. What is it?

I just have a stigmatism. That's it. Like, on both eyes. Oh, so you have a stigmatism. Yeah. I don't even have a stigmatism. That's wild. I do.

So what's your prescription? I think it's like a, like a, maybe like a fucking one point something. It's not that big video. That's one point, yeah. It's worse than me. Yeah, mine's not too bad. Yeah.

Isn't yours like fucking 11? Yeah, mine's like minus 10. But like at a certain point, like the difference between five and 10 is very like not. Like it becomes so exponential at that point that there's really no difference. You're two to two blind people in our friend room. Yeah. Actually can't see things.

Yeah. I mean, I can see enough really. It's not really that bad until you get to. to like minus fucking until you get to like everything's black you know that's that's kind of like the big problem the idea of that you're walking and they're like yo you can't see it's like yeah that's why i came here because i did my boxing training there's no point blind like i was able to like fight and and shit like that blind yeah it wasn't really that big because you're right next to people you can see them you know people who are far sided it's probably it's probably

rough it's probably i don't even i can't even conceptualize far sidedness really i don't understand how that works like it just seems to make sense to me that the closer things are the you can see them. So like near-sidedness just to like make sense. But they're far-sided if you bother they can see clearer

further away but closer up it gets fucking blurry is fucking insane. Are they like eagles? I guess. Are they eagles? I guess it's almost like

a superpower right? It's not even like a problem in some way. So you don't need to see what's in front of you. I feel like it just sucks. It just sucks to like you want to enjoy something up close

and you can. Like you want to be like fucking gay. You got to watch porn from across the room. Yeah, you got to watch porn. have to put on the TV and stand outside. Anybody who's far-sighted in the chat, um,

uh, kill yourselves, but um, next, next, next, next, let me know,

let me know what that's like, because I really, I really cannot fathom what that's, yeah, kill yourself and send me a message from hell. Yeah. Yeah. I mean,

I do have, I've, I've noticed that my eyes have gotten a little bit, uh, worse when the closer things are now, uh, like, uh,

say, I noticed when I was, because I would, I would inject, uh, the TIPR me shoulder. Yeah, I inject Ivermectin to my shoulders, right?

With a zero-gauge needle. That is... Wait, hold on. I must not be thinking of the right needle. Aren't the zero-gauge the one they put in, like, animals? A zero-gauge is probably something you'd put on like a whale or something. Yeah. Like, a zero-gauge is probably had to be this big.

That is crazy. So tell me this, please. It's probably like this thing. I mean, it's, it's hard to find like a, like, an image. I don't think there's a hypernirmic zero gauge needle. But like, that's like, that is preposterous. A zero gauge needle is. That's just being stabbed.

So this is, yeah, it's, it's, it's, I can't imagine how painful that would be. But so, you know, it just lets the ivermectin going easy. Of course, you know, it's, you know, there's no. Like opening up your chest and like spoon dropping. It's like Ivermectin in there. You want to make sure you get it all in there nice and good. But yeah, good stuff, man. Good stuff.

I'm glad. Shout out to Joe Rogan. He's the one that turned me on to and RFK Jr. Yeah, RFK Jr. Oh my God. That's a straw. That's a big straw.

That's like a straw. That's a straw for a smoothies. Yeah, that's a smoothie. Look at these things, dude. You're just putting out of your body. That's terrifying. What gauge is that? That's way bigger.

That's way small. It's not even needles. Those are just. Just drill bits. Yeah, those are just fucking screwdrivers. That's probably like a 8-gauge or something. You know, they used to have to use screwdrivers to, like, inject you with shit back in, like, the Civil War. It's not true.

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How do you know? Were you there? No, it wasn't. You weren't there. But neither were you. No, but I saw it. You never saw it like, you guys ever see the My Chemical Romance music video?

Which one? The Ghost of You? You see that where it's like, they're at the, you know, the dance, like the USO dance or whatever. And then it also cuts to them at Storming Normandy. And then like, fucking, you know, one of the dude's legs, I think Gerard, I think his name is, the singer. His legs like blown off, whatever. And then they just put the drill in them, you know, like, you see the medic put a, put a drill in his eye to like, he's like, hey, we can't get to your.

It actually says it. You can't get your leg. We have to go through your eye. They give him a lobotomy, but his leg goes back. Yeah. It's probably, it's one of the coolest we've ever seen, man. You know, if you do get a lobotomy, you can regrow a lens. Because so much of your, so much of your body is trying to feed your brain.

But now that there's like nothing left in the brain, it goes to the rest of your body. It goes to the rest. You could regrow limbs. Yeah, I was really surprised when I saw it in the music videos. Wow, dude. This is great song too. Excellados can do that, right? Isn't that crazy?

I don't know who Axel is. Axelado is a little, little. What is that a fucking Italian man? What was that? Yeah. Hey, Axelada. Yeah, well, who is that? What are you talking about?

I'm about the axelada. I can grow up my limbs. Exelato is like the little salamanders. I go out my limbs. What are you saying? Like it's not real. They are. They're like,

I'm like my favorite animals. They're really cute. Axel otos? Axelados. Exilados. Axelados. What? Axelotto.

Axelotos. The fucking famous German, Italian gymnast. Oh, the impressionist gymnast. Yeah. Yeah. He does impressions while he flips. the air. Look as I'm a Darth Vader.

He just breathed heavily. Plip, flip, flip, flip. Applop. Applade me. That is such a specific skill set. Applaud of me. Applaud of me. Anyway, I don't know what the fuck we're talking about.

I love like, what was it? Was it Jeb? That was like, please clap. Oh, please clap. That's the best thing ever. That was like the last likable. Republican was Jed Bush

I liked him I liked how he Do you remember when he would He would He would hand out Fucking pewter turtles No You don't remember this

No No Which I understand is very specific Like made of pewter? Yeah like You know what pewter is right Yeah So he would walk around

I swear this is real Maybe this is a fever dream But I've had so many conversations Like with Zach about this But like He would hand out On the campaign trail In like 2016, yeah, he wasn't a part of 2020, I don't think.

In the 2016 election in the primaries, he would hand out, he would meet with his like, you know, constituenture or, like, supporters or whatever. You would have a pocket full of pewter turtles. And he would just hand them to people like, like candy, like an old man, like, like a grandpa and a grandma handing candy to their, like, you know, their grandchildren. He'd just be like, here you go. Here's a pewter turtle. Here's a. I swear this is real.

I Let me look it up Just to make sure Yeah I remember this very vividly He killed a lot of turtles He killed a lot of turtles He killed a lot of turtles

He liquidified the pewter and put a whole life turtle Inside of it That's insane Can you imagine Oh where is it Jeb Bush The increasing Consents of Jeff Bush

Is Jeff Bush taking the tortoise metaphor too? Oh yeah Because there was like some like metaphor Going around About how like he was like I don't know Like the Oh it was like

Um the rabbit and the rabbit in the turtle like slow and steady wins the race he was like I'm slow but I'm catching up and so he would like he used the turtle as like a oh that's what he was doing yeah I'm trying to find the video of him like actually doing it and then and then he realized how inconvenient this was so he started grinding up real turtles yeah yeah yeah he's like here's a spoonful of turtle ashes that is so crazy that was like his ass Wednesday he would like burn turtles up and like paint.

He would write turtle on his forehead and turtle ashes. He's like, I'm going to win this race, God damn it. Oh yeah, here he goes. Are replying? Okay, yeah. Please die. What is this? Come on.

What the fuck? Oh, my God. What do you do? What the hell? Is that a horse cock? As symbol, the horse cock. Yeah, so I have to be on TikTok for some reason. No.

Wow. Of course, it would be on TikTok, wouldn't it? Yeah, he's like talking about it explicitly. He's just giving out turtles. Okay. Strange fucking guy. Yeah. There's that meme, though, of him, like, leaning back, like, that I love of him leaning back against, like, all the United States and they're all green.

It's all, like, it's all, like, he took all the votes. He took all the states and, like, a 51 state landslide for Jeb Bush. That was fun. Yeah, it was iconic. He spoke Spanish fluently, so he would go to, like, uh... Did he actually? Yeah. So he would go to like urban events and like, not land with us at all.

Like we didn't give a fuck. Didn't give a fuck about it. Yeah, that's interesting. He was just, I'm like, bro, you didn't. The biggest thing is the fact that he wasn't like a redneck really fucked him. Yeah. If you're a Bush, you got to like sell it. You got to be a Texan.

Yeah, you got to sell it. You can't be like, I'm Jeb Bush. Ola, here's a turtle. Ola. El Turtoa. Orta. Tortuga. Toluga.

Olah. Ola, Tortuga. Ola, Torta. He's a fucking a fucking He's a fucking a Tortuga And he was like that's a Yeah

Yeah He's a He's a He's a He's a fucking freak I miss him though He was like a That was like a nice

Kind of like That's so weird He was like that Like that guy Oh yeah Yeah Yeah guy The guy who did the weird

Fucking noise At the rally He was like Ha Yeah Ew If he did that, then I'd understand why they like, he got... There's something like RFK on a massage chair.

You know, I watched that last week tonight. Yeah. It was a good. It was a good one. It was a good last week, tonight. I was a fucking playing a cyberpunk and a smashing Pan Am while I was watching that segment. That scene is intense. It bothers me a little bit.

Which one? The fucking Pan Am scene? The one where she... When you're in that tank thing, you're like, your guys are vibing. Oh, yeah. Doing that total recall shit or whatever? They like Pan Am, really? Really?

You don't like Pan Am? Really? I didn't really like anybody in that game, to be honest with him. I'm, I wanted to fuck. I just wanted to kill everybody. Like, I just, I was like, this is not, it's not a dating sim to me. I was getting annoyed that, uh, I was, uh, I was doing what a river side missions. I was getting so annoyed. I wanted to kill him.

And it was like, you can't do that right now. Why was you want to kill River? I just was, I was getting, does it? River sucks. No, he doesn't. You're not going to change my mind on this. Rivers of regular. River kind of, well, I'm not.

for water. Fuck you. River was just annoying me. I was just like, I wanted to hurry up with his storyline and like, it was his nephew. A trailer, what was he, a trailer park detective in the fucking cyberpunk city? Get the fuck out of here, you nerd. Fucking dwee. Yeah, I was like, damn, I need a mod

like, and just blast his head off and then like, fail the mission or something, go about my business. Being gay is not something you should feel ashamed of, but River should feel ashamed that he's gay. Yeah, I didn't like, when I finally he was gay, I was like, I care about River, he said like, oh, let's talk about, he was like, we can talk about this more over a beer. And I was like, no.

I literally was like, no, let's just stick to the case. And he was like, of course. And I was like, yeah, of course. That's crazy. Yeah, of course. Yeah, of course. Ew. The fact that there's a, it's a game where you're just friends on people.

It's fucking hilarious. I always feel bad when they give me the option of like someone that I'm like, oh, you're cool, but I want to go after this person. I feel bad like telling them. It's like Baldersgate. Like some might be trying to like, you know, say some shit to you and you're like, like when I, Will, when I turned down Will, he was so, he was fucking destroyed. He was like, oh, I killed him. Well, well, I've killed him.

Kill Will. He's such a nice guy. He's a guy named Will doing in my fantasy game. Where's the next Jared? The fuck out of here. His name is not Will spelled normally. It's Will the Y. It's still fucking Will.

All I could hear that whole time was like James Avery like sneaking up behind him. Willie up. That's it. I want to play. I got that game again so badly, but I'm waiting for September. Next patch. Next patch is going to be crazy. What's going to happen in the next patch? There's going to be so much pussy everywhere, bro.

They're updating everything. You get to do. Is that a kid at the table? That was me. They're letting us go ham with the mods because they were being kind of like whatever about it before. Because even when I somehow fucked up my launch when I try to use some of... I, Derek, the person that modded every character to be a penis with eight arms, somehow fucked up my ability to launch a game.

Yeah, it was, it was, it was, it was, you have like fallout mods in there somehow? There's, like, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, that are made for fallout in the package files for ballers gate. For ballers gate. Yeah. Well, see, it wasn't my fault.

The, the, the, these mods that were in Nexus. It has to be your fault. It has to be a thing. These mods that were in Nexus said these are also compatible for the launch fucking game and not just early access because there was early access mods. And then these fucking things said that they were compatible. Clearly they weren't because I had to fucking go through my game files

and because it did, it took forever. It wasn't as simple as just deleting the mods. It was fucking a nuisance. Because usually deleting your mods will fix like the thing. Or like, oh, I just bring the game files. You just add the files to the game files and it's usually that easy. I would have kept it alive if his name was Obama or something. Yeah.

Will's a really cool character He's the... He was cool It's Will, it's Will. I've done a few things. Will is, Will is... What's like John the Wizard? He's like, he's like Garris mixed with

No, no, no, no. Garris is more... He's really good, I like it. Well, you know what's different about Garris? Garris isn't named William. William. What's... Garris is the black guy.

Jacob. Yeah, guess who's like the least like character? No, see, now that... See, that's... Literally, Jacob and Ashley are like the least like... That is a bad comparison. Yeah, Jacob and Ashley are the least like...

characters, specifically because they're just not interested. No, but here's the thing. Ashley, I feel like Ashley is, is disliked because of her role. To me, she's like, uh, she's made to be, you, she's made, she's made for you to dislike her. Right. Jacob is just,

he's oatmeal. Yeah, he's, yeah. He's so, good oatmeal. Yeah, he's like, he's, he's, he's, he's, the shittiest fucking, he's not, he's not steel cut. He's fucking wood cut. He's, he's, he's gravel. I would say the worst ally Maltz. The worst ally in Bohnersgate 3 is

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I wanted to fuck this shit. She's the worst because I can't fuck her. I would have used enlarge on my dick while it was inside of her. Just the real screw her up, bro. Yeah. Yeah. I really wish I liked Father's Gate, man. It's such a good game.

I wish that there was a, you know how like say Final Fantasy evolved and they're no longer turn-based? Yeah, yeah. I love the turn-based. No, I'm, it's for other people. Between seven and how it's like a turn-based version, then there's the action version of it. Yeah, like I'm saying like it would be. I like rebirth in Final Fantasy 7 remake. I like the ability to choose like when you engage in that stuff is kind of cool.

Yeah. The fact that is an in-between mode and there's like a shit-up like pretty much turn-based mode. I've never experienced turn-based mode. mode, but I've seen it, I was like, this is fucking weird. This exists the way it does. Yeah. I just like, yeah, so people can enjoy it more that people that just don't fuck with turnbase anymore.

Because I would like to do the story, you know what I mean? At the very least. Yeah. But even the easiest difficulty is like fucking weird for me because like you still have to like know like all the like the combat stuff and like how things like affect and how damage. There's a lot of really crazy moment. I have the patience.

I feel like. I like. I would. Yeah, I know. We know. I'd cross the ocean for that bitch, bro. I know. And now you're going to monitor.

her and put some crazy shit on her. It's going to be, it's going to be insane. She's going to have three dicks, bro. And they're all going to be converging into one big spiraled of dicks, like a hydra. You know what's crazy twizzler? People are wondering if, like, some people were confused. They're like, wait, she clearly doesn't have a dick. But in the storyline, if you smash her, she fucking parts your legs, like she's going to

fuck your ass. Oh, she parts your legs because she's fucking in charge. But it's like, it's just the way. It's like, it's like Clayton. It's like Clayton and freaking what they're going to tarzan. I think you said that. It's like that. You're the Tarzan. You're in fucking bliss. I understood it, but it was people, I was just saying there were people confused. They're like, wait, I don't understand. Is she fucking me?

Is she like literally like fucking fucking fucking me? Oh, man. Cog's bad bitch. Yeah, I did the, I did the, when I was doing a darker, I, you know. You chose her? No, no, I had her severed head. Yeah. You asshole. I had you. And you showed it to Mazara and then she was like, jackpot. Who's your power? Here's a buff Here's the best magic item Way too early in the game

Yeah Will was like really No no in that sorry in this In that and we'll move forward In that play through for whatever reason Will died somehow He would no he didn't even die And this was probably just some type of mistake He was just not there

Because you know he shows up He kills one of the goblins whatever when you see him At the grove Yeah so I was like excited to be like Because I killed Carlack first And I was like Then I'll go to the camp and do that whole trick of that whole sequence. He just wasn't there.

And I was like, so it was annoying that I'm like, okay, clearly something must have happened. But I didn't go. I just kept going. It bothers me that that there's supposed to be a couple. Like obviously it's hinted that they're the ones that would like each other. Yeah. And I'm like, you say to fuck back, you black bitch. How fucking cute.

Well, that's what I do with Garrison Talley because in, in three, Mass Effect three, like they get together. Oh yeah. Which it was like foreshadowed because Talley was like, oh, my favorite fucking romance video. It's like it's a thing between a quarian and a and a and a turian. So clearly I was like, oh, oh, hell no. Hell no. There's a moment when you walk in your fucking, uh, normity.

And they're like, oh, shit. And I'm like, I was like, you know what I did? You know what I literally did? I went back to Mass Effect two and I made Garris die in the suicide mission. What a cunt! Oh my God. I literally replayed the entirety of Mass. effect to avoid that.

Because that happened with me. I remember how. Deiaris died in my suicide mission. I was like, no. I replayed the entire game. I 100% of that game almost. But like, I was not having that.

When I found out that someone could die, like when I was, because I didn't know and died of my suicide mission because I'm fucking a goat, I guess. But like, people could die. And I was like, did someone die for you? And I was like, no. Weird.

Can die there. And they were like, someone usually dies. I think there was a bug. There was a bug that it didn't matter if he did everything right You did all the loyalty missions you buffed up your fucking your your your spaceship the normity Yeah, I had to like because all you have to do is do the loyalty missions and then just essentially Buff your spaceship and no one should die However sometimes it bugs and people like say a lot of times Morden would just die for no reason

Yeah he would be standing there and then he would collapse Actually for real that's not what happened No But they would show his ass dead though You guys would make it you guys make it to the end and then Morden would just die. He was like, what happened? He would like ragdoll

about you like Skyrim. God, I fucking love Mass Effect. I would send him back. I mean, you can send people when the wind back when you runs massfully on it. Well, it does.

Wait, so what the legendary edition? Yeah. Perfectly understand. That's kind of thing. It's like I already have it on PlayStation. I mean, I bought it for both. I guess I could buy it again.

Because it was like $15 when I bought it in the summer show. It's like, nothing right now. Oh yeah I mean that might be that might be the move yeah it's like I saw if it runs well on Steam deck I don't know why I get the urge or I'm like ooh I'm like I already have it you know what I mean that's 13 time that's what do you mean

that too that just reminded me I had a like I don't normally like talking about dreams because like dreams are like whatever but I had a dream like I think last night before where Derek was like hey I got my Steam deck and he pulled it out and it was half of a steam deck and it made me like laughed so hard that I laughed myself away.

It's funny that you bring this up because just my luck, right? So this gentleman was like, hey, man, do you have one? I'm like, nah, you know? Like, he was like, all right? So he's like, I'm going to send you, right? So I'm going to send you. He gives a tracking number and he's like, hey, says it should be here on the 1st of August.

I was like, sick. And so the fucking The tracking number, he sent it on the 27th of July. The tracking number still says has been received on the 27th July and has not budged. And then I was like, hey man, he's like, yeah, I noticed that too.

I'm gonna go check out. He was like, well, so they couldn't send it through the, I've never heard this before. He said, they couldn't send it through the air because there's a used battery. I've never heard that before, okay? I never heard that before. So it's just going to be ground.

I guess it has to go all the way across the country through the ground. And he said, apparently, they're not scanning it when it leaves. So I'm like, wait, what's the point of the tracker? I don't understand. What do you mean they're not scanning it?

I didn't. I was just like, okay, whatever, I'll just see if anything updates. It's, what is it? What's today?

The ninth? So it's the ninth, and it is still not budged. It is, and I'm like, of course, of course this would happen. Dude,

that's like, there's cheap ones now, though. There's like, that's $3. I don't know. I do know that. That's the shit tends,

yeah, I just, I just, I'm, my credit cards are maxed out after moving. Yeah. It's just bought a bunch of new stuff.

Sometimes that shit just happens, man. Like, I, I can't remember exactly, like, I had this very specific, expensive thing. Like, it's like, I waited a while to pull the trigger on. I was like, all right, I'll grab it. And then the tracking number said received, like, the day, like, before it shipped. And I was like, well, that can't be. Because they scan, I guess they, sometimes they scan it early by accident. And then there's no way to track it after that.

Because the tracking number is for when it's received. And when it's received, it's like, no longer track. It's not going to be updated after it's received. It's the last stop. Right. And I waited like five, five days. I'm like, where's my fucking thing? And it's just, just into the ether gone. Dude, I've been trying to get a, I, there's a PS5 too. You remember that? It seems to the wrong place. They, it was the apartment over when, when they, the day they dropped. No, no, no, no, not the apartment over. They, when I got my PS5, by the way, which was integral to my job at the time, uh, they, day one. It got to my,

it got to my said got to your apartment I was like okay cool I go out I open my my door it's like no it's not here maybe it's in the Amazon locker because our old our old building had an Amazon locker it's in the Amazon locker so I go to the Amazon locker nothing

interesting and then I click on the receipt or whatever and it shows a picture of my PlayStation in front of a door that looks nothing like any of the doors in my apartment building I'm like you've got to be fucking kidding me and I could tell the only reason I knew, it was the right number.

It was the right number. The door had our old number on it. It was like a different building. I was like, you've got to be kidding me. And the only reason I knew what building it was is because the color I could see like the color scheme of the building from like the outside of like match. It was like that's the building across the fucking street.

Yo. So I had to like wait for somebody to like walk out of that building and I sprinted in. I looked for our apartment number and luckily like somebody hadn't taken it. They opened it though a little bit. Like there was like a, you tell somebody tried to peek in to see what it was. Oh wow. But they just either didn't want it or didn't care. I'm sorry.

But like I was furious. I'm sorry. Somebody fucked with the baggage, too. That's crazy. Yeah. Dude, that was they were all coming out. Dude,

I was so mad. I didn't get a PS5 and everybody got one because everybody was fucking happy about it. Our friend Danning sent a picture of us having like holding a fake one. And it was like edit and it was way too big of a box. And I was like, is that a real? It was confusing because it like looked real but it couldn't be also. Dude, that day was crazy.

That, oh my goodness. That was almost five years ago. Isn't that crazy? That is crazy. But dude, that day, I was so panicked, man. Because I was at the time where it was kind of difficult to get one in general. Not kind of difficult. It was impossible to get one.

Yeah, like if you didn't get it, you had to wait like probably months before you were going to get another one. I got my PS5 in November that year, right, after the Spider-Ban game came out. Yeah. So, Mars Marcos came out, and then like two weeks later, I got my PS5. And even then it was hard to get them. Lilly somehow got three PS-5s. Right now with Ram Trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low-mile lease on the 26, RAM-500 Big Horn crew cab, 4x4 for $369 a month,

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I did have like a bit of an advantage. Like, we had some connections to let us know, like when. Like, oh, it's like, I've been hearing, like, this is when it's going to go live. So, like, this is the website. Yeah, one of our random friends is like, yeah, go here during this time. It was one of our random. It was a... be because the show.

I was you. I was like, listen, this is, this is the time. This is where you're going to do it. Do it because it's going to be fucking wild. But that was, that was infuriating. How do you get the address? How do you get the door right but the address wrong? Yeah, that's, that's crazy.

They were probably just tired to live in that fucking constant. I hope somebody, I fuck this fuck this throat in there. I don't know, man. That pissed me off. Yeah, that's a wild mistake. I remember being on the phone screaming at like, or like, I don't remember. I remember screaming at my phone probably. I never yell.

I never yell at people on things. I don't yell at people. It was literally my phone. It was like, what the fuck? There was one time I think you guys saw me yelling at somebody about a plane ticket. That's one time I fucking snapped. I can't because I'm already nervous. I'm getting on a plane and I'm already beside myself already.

So then my character will break and I'd be like, yo, you fucking, look, dude, I know you're somewhere in New Delhi. I know. No, things are tough. I don't know. I don't think things are tough. But I don't get my fucking ticket. I'm going to fucking hurt you. You not need to be so hostile, sir.

Remember, I am your buddy. We are Americans. You don't have to be so hostile, please. Please, I am your buddy. I am, I am Jacob. Johnson. Jacob and Johnson. Jacob and Johnson.

Jacob. I love your American pizza. I mean, our pizza. Our pizza is so delicious. Our pizza. American. What game is coming out soon, man? I think there's been a really weak dip on video games for a little while.

Oh, Splitgate 2 looks sick as fuck, dude. What? I didn't see it. What? Yeah, when was this? You didn't see it either? No. Bro, his classes now.

There's like factions and shit. Oh, I don't know. It looks cool as shit, man. I'm gonna do a... I'm kind of going into my backlog right now. Dark Wukong. Oh, yeah, black myth. Yeah, apparently is very good.

Black. It's what I heard. Yeah. That looks pretty good. apparently I should I have to call cyber power Because apparently they owe me a code for it I thought it was gonna like show up

Because like I bought like a rig from them Oh right Well no they just said that like Hey if you get this you'll get a free copy of it And I'm like where's the Where's the anything? I had to figure it out I was like god damn it probably

They got me I literally only bought this PC just for that Yeah no Is that why you chose that one? Why would I just buy the fucking is that why you chose that one? I was like, oh, I'm going to get black miff wukang for me. No, it was just like, it was just like, oh, cool edition and

Prime Day or whatever. Imagine, Derek's playing a game. Where's, this is a Goku? This isn't Goku. I, yeah, I'm working, I don't know, there's probably a lot of stuff that's come out or coming out at some point. I think a lot of things are on hold for the PS5 Pro reveal or whatever, because that's probably going to

have a lot of stuff attached to it, which is presumably at the end of September, early October. I don't think I'm going to get it. But, yeah, I'd probably I don't feel like I need it really. Yeah. I mean, I do need it for the show. Like, I'm going to get it for that reason. But, like, if it was up to me, I probably would probably just leave.

The regular five, you can trade it in, I guess. Probably just put in my room or something, you know, move it to my bedroom so I can play games in there. You know, I don't know. I'm not going to get rid of it. Those things are fucking impossible. Those things were hard. It was hard. I'm not parting with that machine.

I think I'm going to, I might, I'll see. Had to lug that across a busy street when everybody clearly knew what it was. You know, the fact you didn't get, if you were in New York City, you would have got that's, that would have been it. If I was in New York City, I think enough people around me would have had, would have had the wherewithal to protect me, but someone would have hit me. It would have been like, you know what you're like, you can like defend the carrier. And some would have got to you. It's like capture the flag. Someone would have got to you.

It's a game of capture the flag. It really is. But, yeah, I don't know. Because I'm going through my backlog right now. I played, I played that, uh, I'm playing system shock right now. Which is crazy. I might actually play the new Pokemon games. Are there a new Pokemon game?

Oh, well, of course there are. That's a stupid question. Garland and Violet. Yeah, no, it's a dumb question. Never mind.

The aspect of what I love about Pokemon. I love the idea of a competitive team making. I thought it was fun. I just like the idea of like melding things together, like using different sorts of stuff to be able to make like really interesting teams. Yeah, yeah, because you're dumb. Because you're dumb.

That's literally a sign of intelligence. But whatever fucking chimps. Yeah, because you're dumb in games and stupid. All of those things would shut up. But I like the idea of like making teams and Sort of like, synergy,

synergistic high plays. So I'm probably going to play that game. You know, try a little bit of the competitive scene, see if I really like it. And then go from there. Why do you like a dumb little fake animal games? Why do you like that shit?

It reminds me my childhood when I was happy. Yeah? Yeah. I would just, I don't know. I don't, it's just one of those things that just, you know how there are some things as a kid

that clearly you grow out of. Yeah. Like murder. Like loving your fans. Love and your family. Murder. Like, gooting for 15 hours a day. Now you only do it for about five.

Yeah. I mean, maybe you, maybe. Yeah. Well, excuse me. I thought. I really don't be. So I'm on the low end? If you're gooting for that many hours ever, it's in, in, I know people that

at the edge for three hours. This is unironically, I swear to God. I'm like, how do you have that much time? If you're not, if you're not a sex worker that. And that much focus. Absolutely actually insane. If you're not, if you're not like specifically filming yourself or,

or whatever, your sex capades, there's no reason. I can't focus on anything unless I've gone for about eight hours. I can't even edge well. On our, well, I slip into an orgasm,

but I'm going to stick every time. Well, oh, well, really, what's the point? I guess if you, if you're not single,

kind of what's the point of edging? You just go, you bust on your significant other, no. I mean, I mean, that's the whole point. Archibald Shrungus wrote it. You run in the room,

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as always, fellas. I didn't even realize, like, I saw that this happened. Yeah. And I was, like, surprised because I was like, oh, I didn't even realize, like, you did this. I didn't listen.

You didn't even listen? I think that's why. I saw the video that he made with Fantano. which was funny. And I made like a mental note. It's like, oh, yeah, I'm going to check that out. And then I just haven't gotten around to it yet. Yeah, he caused me to, uh, download the Spotify app on my desktop because I haven't

had it on there in a long time. Well, not a long time because I, yeah, I don't have on my desktop. I have a new PC. And I was like, oh, I, yeah, this is weird. So I, I, I checked it out. I was like, oh, that's kind of neat. It's definitely, I don't think most people didn't know about it until you fucking, I think that was a brilliant marketing move to like kind of the show.

I was like, oh, nice. And yeah, it was all right. It actually, it made me feel more comfortable like I messaged him the other day. Because our, we did a cover. I had them feature on this Kill Switch Engage cover I did. And it's probably one of the worst covers I've ever made. It's just bad. every conceivable way, just the mixing, everything.

It's just really bad because it was when I was first kind of getting started. And for whatever reason, the algorithm picked it up. Like, I would say last year, late last year, it probably had like barely over 10,000 views, which I was fine with it existing. I kind of even thought I deleted it. I thought it because I just don't remember it. And then I saw it and it has over 100,000 just in the last few months. And I'm like, pro.

I was like I it's that's disgusting because yeah because it's not a representation yeah like what your skill is like I can't believe this is in the algorithm now so I messaged him he said he was down to to redo it so like I've already like it's so hilarious how night and day it sounds like the new version of it and I was like this is up this way soon man I want to show with him he's a really really cool guy yeah I don't know when he's uh I don't where he's located he's in like the Midwest something like yeah something like that yeah he's a he's a little like that yeah he's a little bit of the podcast yeah he's a a place where you can buy a house and not be poor after doing it. True. Yeah. It makes sense. Yeah. I mean. Yeah.

I mean, I get it. I want to leave Kelly so bad. At least for a little bit. That's the thing for a little bit. I only want to move if like people go with me. Like I don't want to be alone no more. Well, yeah. I mean, it's like what's the because yeah, because you could really like literally like.

Literally our friends left and they're on their way back now. Yeah. Because like what the thing. Because you go places and you like look, a place is nice, right? Like I love New York. Like New York. favorite place ever. I don't, I really don't think it's even close, but it's just me there, which is boring. Actually, though. It's only, like, what am I, what am I going to do? Just, just,

just like, exist. Same thing. Jay was going to, Jay was going to go fucking country hopping for a while. And he was like, I'm going to do that and be bored by myself. Might as well to stay here with all my friends. Yeah, it's just, I don't know, man. Yeah. It's, it's nice. I could make anywhere work really. Like, I could, like, if we all were like, yeah, let's go to Minnesota. Like, okay. Yeah. The thing is this, right? Like, where we are, we think that, like, there is, there is, is this idea of growing that we as a our people see our parents and our parents like there's just our parents and their themselves together know like this is how a couple should be right let's how adults would be like they're just they're just they're with their partner and that's their lives and

it's like well nah you could like enjoy yourself and have your friends around yeah and have like a very solid sense of community where you're at with people you care about yeah my mom she like she specifically moved uh to arizona in an area where you know her friends are yeah it's yeah like she She's like, she's like people that we've grown, we've known for a long time. Because she doesn't want to just rot. You know, she's retired now. And she doesn't want to just be by herself. She's like, oh, I want to have a cheap house.

So I'm going to move down here. But I'm going to move in an area where I, you know. So it's one of those things where I'm like, bro, like everybody wants to do that. And in that vein, I feel like if somebody would just Joe Rogan it, because like Joe Rogan moved to Texas and then a bunch of people followed him. Yeah. I would be totally fine if people were like, let's go here and establish ourselves and pay way less money, way less taxes.

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Well, I have the hardest tie here. What do you mean? Lily's family shared. That's the reason why I haven't left yet. I want to fucking be out of this. I want to leave Cali so bad. I love California even though. Yeah.

I'll come back. But I want to live somewhere else for a little while. I don't want to go live in New York again. I already did New York. Yeah, we already love. It has to be a place where it's not, what would be the point of moving to fucking New York. Well, like, Cal isn't like the same? Yeah.

I wouldn't say it's close to the same. It's the same, like, cost, I guess. But like, I guess to me, it's like I've already, I've lived upstate New York. I've lived like in the city. Like, I have the entire New York experience, really. Like, I get it. Like, I get the entire place. What state would be?

What would be? What state sounds good? Colorado. Yeah, I guess that's kind of a good middle ground. It's not good. It's a good middle ground. It'll be a little ground. It doesn't get too fucking hot, but it also doesn't get too cold.

I mean, it gets too cold in, like, Denver. Colorado wouldn't be too terrible. That's not bad. That's actually not a bad place. I thought about, um, there's a place in, uh, I'm not moving to Wyoming. There's a place in Missoula. It's like just all KKK people. Where's Missoula?

Do you know where Missoula is? I actually don't. A friend of mine is, is that? Is that? No, it's that Michigan? What the fuck is that? No, it's like, it's like one of the northern, like around, Washington like Dakota like around one of those places.

Oh that was a Missoula is it Minnesota maybe? God damn it the first thing that pops up is fucking Joe Missoula the coach of the fucking Celtics Fuck yeah I don't know That was a I would But I know people there I would like really like it Because it's like it's relatively liberal

It's still really cheap because it's in a state That's like not super high demand Yeah and it's they got like their own kind of city structure that's not too bad. Washington was one of those places that I actually... Washington State? Yeah, Washington State.

Yeah, not D.C. Holy shit. Fuck, D.C. Washington and I would... Washington's like a nice place. Like, it's just like a, like, Pacific Northwest is like a nice... Yeah.

Like, like biome to exist in. That was definitely my... That was... It's starting to get expensive. The Bonavit's... Well, Seattle is. I was hearing that... Yeah, yeah, if you're in like Seattle proper.

That everybody moved there because it was so cheap. to live in Seattle for a while. Yeah. Yeah. Seattle's nice. Yeah. But I imagine it's still not nearly as bad as, uh, uh, it's not as close to New Yorker, really, yeah.

Or anything. I don't always think California. Seattle's actually pretty walkable also. Yeah. California is, I realized how fucking bad it was as part of the expense, uh, for me living in me being in Vegas, uh, I was in Vegas for a radically different expense. So Vegas is very cheap.

That's what I mean, like say with the, even just like a food. The taxes, man. Or as Vegas is even that. cheap really. Well, see, the thing, nothing there. That's the thing that's, the interesting thing about Vegas is that if people, I didn't know this either. It's tourists. So Vegas proper is less than a million people. It's like 700,000 people living there, probably 800,000 now. And then North Vegas, where I was, like 200,000. And they're still developing, because North Las Vegas is so much of nothing. They're still developing a bunch of different places. It's just like where we were staying. The houses were just freshly built.

and it was just nothing and there's a if you go to the northwest of Vegas where like all the rich people are and like a summer lane in a lot of places it does kind of seem not like Vegas it's built up and it's green there's like those trees that fucking that are usually only on the east

coast that actually have the the brown and stuff in autumn oh yeah like all they they made that place like a fucking complete bullshit oasis like uh like you know it's like when all the world's collide together and there's one of places like a fucking it's like a rainforest

force into desert to fight feet away and like what the hell yeah what just happened here i exited out heavy brush into snow driving driving across the country with jalen and like seeing that transition happen in like real time gradually it was trippy as fuck yeah like because you could just see like where the map starts and you're just like yo gross but there are parts of arizona that by the way and parts of arizona and new mexico that straight up look like look like the sain saga by the way yeah like it's insane like they were like we were like we I remember driving like on the wind torn car like the wind torn rocks. No,

wind torn rocks, but like not only that, like I remember specifically, I wish I had taken a picture because I, it looked so crazy, but I thought like, uh, whatever,

I'll probably see this again. Yeah. Uh, there are off road ramps that go off of the highway in like, uh, New Mexico and Arizona that are built on straight up those rock pillars that like, like, Goku would stand on,

but like tumbled to the side. Like cars driving on those like rock pillars. I'm like, what the fuck are they doing here? It felt fake. Like, it didn't feel real. It felt like, like, what is that place in the Flintstones? What's the town? Bedrock.

Is that what called? Bedrock. Yeah, yeah, it's called Bedrock. Fingstone, meet the Flintstones. They're the Monash Tolidge family in the town of Bedrock. All right. Well, that made me want to move on real quick. That last part was not right.

It was not right. It was not right. Guggy wrote in He says hey fellas I'm planning a trip This is kind of relevant To what we were talking about I'm planning a trip to New York City

I have no idea What the fuck to do Or what I'm doing I plan on going for three to four days It's not a lot of time Not a lot Wanted to ask What places I should visit food

I should eat hotel First of all food You should obviously pizza I know fucking stupid Food is pizza hotels I'll get some place In obviously Upper Eastside

It's gonna be expensive Obviously But it's where everything needs to be Yeah Goonersville Goonersville, Goonersville, Manhattan. Visit Times Square. Visit, obviously, visit

Rockefeller Center, Central Parks. They're all near each other. Yeah, yeah. I'll tell you where not to go. Don't go to the fucking, don't go to see the Statue of Liberty. Just don't do it.

It's kind of lame. It's not really worth it. You have to go, that's a whole day for you. If you want to see it in any way that's meaningful, that's the whole day. Because you've got to take a boat to the fucking island.

You got to get to get to the park area. Then you've got to stand there wait for the boat to come, pay like $85 fucking $5 fucking going on that boat to go up to this fucking bitch sucker toast for like only 10x day. They'll eventually stop you. And then you come home. Yeah.

It's not. And you can't just go to, you can't just go to Battery Park to look at it because it's fucking, guys, it is way further away than you think it is. Like it's significantly further away than you assume. Like so much more, it's hilarious. It's not like Spider-Man 2 for the Xbox.

It's like it takes like maybe a minute to get there. It's a while. I remember being back home and seeing it. I'm like, oh my God, it's all the way over there. When I was a kid, I thought it was right there. When I was a kid, I unironically thought it was just not real. I thought it was like an icon that we invented, like a mascot or something. Because I'd never seen it.

And even like at Battery Park, like it's so far away that like you kind of can't see it really. It's really small relative to how big the city is. I see. It's way less big and you think. You know, like way less big. way, way less big than anything. It's like, what the fuck? I could probably climb it in like a minute.

No. Well, no. It's not like Mount Rushmore. You could like step over if you wanted. Mount Rushmore is a fucking miniature apparently. Like I didn't. It's like it's like when they like you know how they they make like the White House or whatever in Independence Day. It's just like a miniature stuff.

That's exactly that. Like that's what Mount Rushmore is and it's always been. That's it. It's a little D&D set. You fucking walk up to it. You put it in your head. Wow. Whoa.

I can't believe they built this. I'll use fireball and it's freaking the whole thing. It's gone. Your fireball blows up the entirety of the White House. It's gone. I love that shit though. And they would make things out of like miniatures like that. Yeah.

It was so cool. I love that shit. I always thought it was awesome. And then like I remember when they stopped doing it. When, okay, question. When do you remember them changing the way trailers were made? What movie do you remember it changing the most? In which way?

That's a good question. I remember old trailers. It was like, it was like a lot of, a lot of, In a world. Yeah, very snippets. Somebody always talking over. It wasn't like the characters himself talking.

Yeah. Because trailers now are more or less spoilers. The trailers now are, or is a synopsis of the fucking plot. And it pisses me off. That's true. That is very true. So when you think it changed.

I think I know exactly when it changed. What do you got? What do you got? Transformers. Was it? That's the first time it was different afterwards. Hmm. Where it was no like a narrator where like in a world where gay runs wild.

Gay is gay and gay isn't gay. Yeah. One gay. One gay to gay them all. One gay. I'll tell you, I want to check out that theory. One thing that I lost faith in trailers was when I saw the trailer for Batman versus Superman. Because that shit looked cool.

I was like, man, that shit looks hype. And it made me realize, I was like how insanely fake trailers are. You know, I was just like, I couldn't believe it. I just watched a documentary some fucking, some guy that's up and coming, some British fuck. It's like 40K subscribers right now. And it was a very good Snyderverse explanation of how the executives over at Warner Brothers ruined everything like hardcore. I didn't really know the extent because I didn't really know the extent because I was just like, oh, obviously they fuck things up, but I don't really know exactly what happened. Right, yeah.

And it was, I was like, wow, this is really bad. They ruined that, that whole, that whole thing. was I think obviously Snyder's intro to things wasn't the best. I like Man of Steel. Right, but the whole thing is though, if you watch like this like this documentary that I saw, you realize that there was like a lot of times, there was an original vision.

And the Warner Brothers people would not let things play out the way they wanted to them because they wanted to compete with Marvel immediately. Oh yeah. And so they ruined it. They immediately by doing that, they ruined everything. I agree, but I don't think Zach Snyder could have made it. this Superman movie ever. I just don't think he has the... See, when you look at the actual

the, when you look at the money, when you look at the audience, uh, score and all this stuff, the minority, there's people that are like, oh, I like old Superman or something that are disappointed and pretty much everybody else I saw it would like Man of Steel. Um, I know, I think, I think Man of Steel was fine, but I think man of steel was more of a regular line to it. I think went to God to Babberer's Superman.

I just didn't think he would Because I feel like he read like maybe two Superman comics And he was like this Man of Steel was What's the thing is? Man of Steel was like a really good version Of the type of superhero movies You would get

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I was, I didn't want them to do what Marvel was doing. Right. It had already been done. I didn't, I didn't want them to marvelify it, right? But I wanted them, I wanted to be Superman still, you know?

Well, so my thing is Superman. I've never liked the idea of what people, I feel like people that, uh, the idea of Superman and what like, say it, it's usually older people like in the same thing,

the people that like, oh, I only like the original Star Wars trilogy. It's like, I feel like there's the same, that vibe. that they in the sense that they think that Superman can't be dark and gritty

like where it can't be it's just like oh it's just supposed to be like this Boy Scout shit or something where it's like there's there's so much to Superman and there's so many things that he's done that people kind of just don't understand that like Man of Steel to me was because I was like okay what I guess from my point of view what did I want in a Superman film. I want Superman to fuck shit up. I want him to have a real challenge, which Zod obviously is a

challenge. And Michael Shannon, I love him. Uh, I, I, I didn't see anything wrong with that. I, I just, what, what I really want? I thought the cinematography was fine. I thought the choreography was actually really fucking cool. I thought the score was dope. Hans Zimmer's great. So I'm kind of like the, I didn't really, I'm like, well, what else personally do? Did I want? I was satisfied. But what did you want? I just wanted him to be like a beacon of hope. That's it. And the things could have been gritty. Things could have been serious.

Yeah. But he had to be the ducks' position to the nature of that stuff. Well, see, the thing is... That's all I ever wanted. The thing is it needed to get there. He's not... He's the man to steal right now. And people are going to be scared of this guy in a real word setting.

Oh, no, no, no. I get that. I get that. He would have became a beacon of hope. But Warner Bros were like, hey, hurry up. Hurry up. I can see that.

I just feel like Snyder was just his... He doesn't make those kinds of... movies. Like, that's not a style, you know. Like, I think I love Watchman, right? Watchman for what it is. Yeah. Is that? And I think Watchman, by nature is so opposite of what Superman is. Right, but that's what it's supposed to be. Like, again, it's supposed to be that and that's fine. I just don't like, so what, when you talk about like hope and stuff like that with Superman, is it, it was the, it was the, like, I just feel like it was the first movie and I don't, I just, this is from my point of view. The first movie, I didn't need him to be like, oh, he is the hero that everybody looks up to already. Like, I didn't feel like I need to get there right away. Because I feel like there was going to be, there was going to be enough movies. There was going to be a sequel.

They scrapped the sequel and just did Batman and Superman. There was things that, like, there was a plan. And me, I know a lot of people hate Zach Snyder. I'm not one of those people. I don't hate him. There's a lot of people that do not like his movies. And that's, you know, that's fair enough. But I, from a lot of the movies that I've seen,

like say some people, like I haven't even seen Rebel Moon. I don't... I don't really care about it. Like, I love sci-fi ship right now, but there's so much stuff right now. There's just too much shit. I'm like, I'll watch that some fucking other year. But anyway, long story short, I think if the meddling that went down, like, when you look at, like, when I saw this documentary, for example, and it really explained things

properly to me that I'm like, the amount of hands that got involved, it just, just fuck things up. They were on, they were on skates too fast. It was so obvious when you saw when Josh Whedon took over in Justice League. exactly what they wanted and they just absolutely ruined that movie just the movie was already going to have problems because it was already crammed before but then josh sweeten came over saturated more of the colors the the reshoots that they did which was tens of millions of dollars which was never heard of and then fucking fucking henry cabl couldn't shave off his mustache and

i'm like i can't believe you guys still went fucking through with this everything about it was terrible. So when you saw it as gave him the beard, like when he actually came back when he had the black suit on. They could have, they could have given him the facial hair. Now would have been fine. There were so many things. That would have been fine. I don't know. Well, they really should have left alone because even, even as a mess as the Justice League, like, Zach Snyder was working with whatever he could. And so with his cut that came on on HBO Max, it was a much better cut. Not exactly what we wanted because he was still in a fuck situation because they didn't hurry up and put the Justice League together, which was

the whole thing where it's like, bro, I wasn't supposed to... Long story short, it makes me sad because I really like the DCU. Like, I really are a huge fan of DC. I love the DC. So it's like, it's fucked. More of a Marvel guy, but I always have a huge amount of DC. They got Green Lantern. I got a fucking... I literally have only seen Man of Steel. I haven't seen Batman's versus Superman. I haven't seen... I think I saw... I think I saw a little bit of the Justice...

Don't see any of it. Because, like, if you're not even remotely... If you're not remotely interested in those superheroes, you will hate those movies. Like, I tolerated them. It was okay. It's, it's like, I don't think it was like amazing or anything. I was like,

serviceable, whatever. As somebody who doesn't care about super, I could see like white people like if they care about Superman, they'd be like, yeah, there are some people that, I just didn't give enough of a shit about it.

I thought it was interesting though because like there was an old guy in the theater that I'm clearly he probably grew up with even like George or something like when it was black and white or some shit. He was old as fuck. But he's still, you can see. See, this motherfucker was into this shit

to the point to the point when fucking Superman Snap Zod's neck this motherfucker's like clap And everyone was like Someone

Someone was like Someone was applauding Because like Because it was cool It's supposed to be a shocking scene right And this motherfucker That guy that was getting delayed Instead of him ducking under

And running away He ran to the court and I was like Nah so man let him die Let that guy die He was the punisher It would have been fine Yeah I mean, he's a punisher was watching.

He was like, good, good. You did the right thing. Yeah, there was a lot of- That conversation with him and Daredevil still be the most iconic moment. It is a great. That is such a good argument because both of them are right

and objectively wrong. I'm not going to pretend like I remember much from that show at this point, but that, yeah, both of them on the roof like that having that argument was really good. Fucking psychopath. Bro, you want to talk about,

you want to talk about good shit. You want to talk about, what? Your black, Black Frank. He's like, I'm not, I'm not black. I'm not black. He's like, what?

You're, Daredevil's a racist. He's just like, no, no, he's not. He assumes that he assumes that he assumes. Well, you've killed so many people. You must be black. Must be black. You got all these guns.

You got all these guns. You got all these guns. If it would have shot you by now. I definitely know that. That's crazy. That is fucking wild. That's insane. Man, those series are so good.

Especially a Daredevil. Netflix. I was so good. Daredevil was great. That shit makes me so sad. That's what when you were born again is bad. I'm going after them It's not going to be good

I have I have hope They scrapped the original They scrapped the original I have hope Series They got They scrapped born again

Because it was like It was so bad I think What the What the fuck What the fightgy fuck Did Fikegy Scrabb He scrapped everything

From the he didn't like But why didn't He just not make The stuff that he didn't like He didn't make He doesn't make it What do you mean If he's able to

What is he What is his job Well he is he He is he He's the, he's the, um, doesn't he have to sign off on things? Well, I'm sure he signed off, but then once the product came back and he was like, this is terrible. Yeah, but how different could it be if it's, if he signed? I don't know.

We'll see, I guess. Well, meaning that like, say, okay, may, make, because think of it like this. I have hope. And I know what you're saying. I have hope. Look at a machine, right? There was the Marvel machine, right? And then they were like, oh, people just want these things.

Keep making this, right? Right. And you realize people don't want that. Like, I'm going to go back. I'm going to check all. 50, 50, 50 shot. Like I'm saying It could be bad

We're both than I am I'm at 50 50 50 Where are you at? 3070 You're 3070 Wow They don't have the same writing group anymore Yeah

They don't have They don't have the freedom To be as greedy They do now with Deadpool Wolverine The nature of that They do actually have a chance To be like We'll make it what it's supposed to be

See It doesn't have to be rated art How fucking stupid is that It's like people have amnesia Like they Deadpool the first one Did that Like

But it wasn't within the MCU. That's the thing. This one being in with an MCU, it lets it lets us, it lets them know that like, all right. It should. We don't mind seeing fuck shit. That movie made so much money. It's like at that point, it's like, oh, just do what they want forever. And they will give us money.

I don't understand how you would not do this anymore. They fucked up even Spider-Man's character. Like, I think the MCU did a very good job with some characters, but some characters, they just really didn't do a very good job with. And then the Spider-Bank's character is not so much fucked up interactions he had. but we'll see we'll see because we don't get a fight

as good as Noble versus fucking dare devil because that fight is fucking insane we don't get a fight I remember the fight where

where he's like really badly fucked up and he fights the ninja the first time and then he throws the candle at him to kill him he just like

I'm cheating bro he just throws the there's a lot of I think we remember that I remember the hallway fight in the hallway is probably one of the best

that's a great that's a very like obviously an homage to like fucking older like the raid and all those things there's like yeah

there's a few things like the raid, there was Tom Yongung or the Protector. The Protector's crazy. Yeah, there's like just going upstairs. Yeah, that's the elephant movie. That scene where they're going up the staircase. That's one of the craziest people. He's fighting people all that whole one shot.

And it's just one shot. That's one of the craziest scenes I think I've ever seen still to this day. What the, what the like Southeast Asian people do for film, they, I think for for just a few minutes of like action, they will shoot stuff for weeks. and no American studio would ever do that. Because it matters. That's why. Yeah, and that's why. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees,

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And that's why like when you think about American martial art flicks, that immediately stands out because nobody else will put that much effort to do it. I think movies like Shang-Chi had really good choreography. I heard it was really good. I didn't finish the movie. I think I think choreography matters so much in fighting things. the problem is that like when you do things that are people that have superpowers like I think choreography kind of falls by the wayside to a degree well it's trash because you kind of have to like really se up well you have to really see GGI a lot of stuff to make it

because humans can't move in a way that superpowers would actually that's why like animated shit oh yeah what was it was like this winter soldier right I think him and bucky bucky and Tom and Evans they had really good very very good choreography It wasn't bad. It wasn't bad. But I think the idea is that it succeeds only in that. Like that is where you can go as far as it goes. Like this is good geography here.

Yeah, because they don't have like, they're just super strong, which they cancel each other out. And the same, like, if you're talking about like magic or powers or something, then it starts getting a little iffy. It's like. Well, yeah, I mean, but there's also, I think there's a balance, right, where it's like, okay, you're dealing with super-powered people. So you can't have the same kind of choreography. But you can have at least an interesting location. You know, you can have like an interesting like, like items. That's why I think that train fight in Spider-Man, too, is fucking great.

It's because it's just like it naturally like just like progresses the moment where they're on a fucking speeding train. It's awesome. It's exciting. The choreography of that fight isn't like martial artists. It's not like crazy. It's just an interesting place for a fight to happen. I feel like a lot of superhero movies are like settling. This happened a lot in like that fucking flash movie where it's like, a big white open fucking field.

It's like, why? Yeah, I don't... You have so many interesting places to choose from Why this void? Yeah, you think like, so there was injustice too. I think it came on like 2017 or something. Yeah.

And I made a movie, you heard it. No, the video game. The game. Right? And there was the scene where, uh, was it flash and was it, was it, uh, was it Zoom? I don't remember.

It was Zendaya. But it was, it was, it was, I think it was yellow flash. It was Zendaya. It was either red flash or Zend? I'm pretty sure it was, I haven't played that game since 2013. So I just remember there was that fight. scene where they're in traffic.

They're in traffic and they're just fucking each other up and I was like, that is so cool. Right. Like it's like, butchinkle people are like fucking around and like bouncing. What's really did is that one of them hits a car and that car disappears. Yeah, there was a- It would just phase on a reality. There's how fast they would hit it. I was watching something that-

Daddy looked light and then gone. Damn, I can't remember what I was watching. It was something that was, um, it was for kids or something. I don't remember. Fuck, I wish I remember what I was watching. But a, I just remember a, clearly it was like a cop car or something it clearly they died where like the way that like the cop like got the cop got smashed in the car and it was like a thing and I'm like I really wish I

remember what I was watching but I was like yo that's fuck that's crazy that they left that in there where like someone clearly died it was God backyard again I'm trying to remember what the fuck in a box and they stomped on it I really wish I remember what I was watching yeah I can't I can't remember. Four, three, two, one. I don't know anything about that. I don't want to hear anything. We're going on a chip.

All right. I don't know anything about that or the shark, the baby shark. I don't know any of that stuff. That's, that's way beyond me. That's when I was little, though. I was able to watch backguardians. Baguardians were a little bit older.

I know the name. We weren't little when Becardians. We were like seven. 13? We were not seven. 16? Backyardigans, we were like maybe 14. Damn.

I'm so sure you're wrong. Backyard. Backyardigans in this If we were seven years old That would make that a 2000-2001 show It is Is it really? Yes

Are you looking at the results right now? Yeah Backyardigans I don't remember anything about it Show me a picture That's not 2004 Okay

Yeah yeah so Let me see a picture Make sure I was 10 I was 10 11 Let me see a picture I was 11 I want to see what the hell they are

They're just fucking Nah There's creatures It's a kid show Is that like a moose Who is one of them What the fuck was that? They were backyardigans.

One's a hip-hop apartment. And I think one's a bug. What are bugs? They all got ghetto-ass names, too. Do they? Yeah. One's called Uniqua. Yeah, I remember that.

You got me. I remember that specifically because I remember that like, oh, she's played by a black woman or what? No, no way. Not in those days. 2004, they weren't hiring black people. So you put Austin, Tyrone. Are you fucking for real? Oh, wow.

There was a Tyrone in media. There's an inner city children's show. Yeah. So Uniqua. Uniqueua. Unique was crazy. Austin, Tyrone, Tasha, and then Pablo. Bro, who wrote this show?

Austin's the token white guy. Yeah. Who wrote this show? Because it had to have been somebody. Yeah. Look up the, I think actually the creator died. If the creator is white as shit, that's actually kind of weird. You know what I mean?

It's interesting. Like if it's like, I'm going to make a show and I'm going to put a bunch of a stereotypes in this It's a black woman Yeah, that makes sense I was like it has to be This is her family Because if it wasn't

I was like this is kind of She actually did recently pass away Yeah I remember I heard so you know about I don't So okay so when I said that I was like 50% sure Because I remember hearing Oh

This creator of this children's show Passed away recently And it was a children show That felt like it was in the vein Of things like this Where like I know about him But I didn't watch him Yeah

He passed away at 72 Damn Well whatever yeah Backyard against You made some great things, man If we made a kid show, we'd be bawling Oh dude, yeah, we should I couldn't make a kid show man

I don't know how to communicate It would be so easy I was like, stop being dumb, stop being dumb Somebody Some autistic person is going to remember We talked about this in one episode Could you please let me know which episode it was I know you remember somebody

Yeah, we definitely talked about this We talked about making a kid show before And like maybe doing something as like an extra ammo We should pitch it We should be that should be an extra You know what That'll be the next extra ammo that we do It'll be, we're going to make a kid show.

I like it. But we should be actually a child show that's going to help. Yeah, we're going to try and actually make it. We'll help the minds of young children. Like, not like. Well, no, they need it. We can't do it. We can't help them. Yes, we can.

No, we can. This is, the far, listen, the amount, the amount at which education in this country is like falling apart, like for younger kids is amazing. Like, kids can't read now. Like, straight up. The literacy rates are plummeting. It's bad.

No, no, dude, that shit is really bad. It's really catastrophic, actually. Like, it's, like, not a joke. Like, I mean, it's a joke to me. Teachers, or teachers talk about, like, how, like, kids come into, like, high school and they can't read at, like, a fifth grade level. Dude, I think, like, in Chicago, I think nobody, nobody in Chicago is reading at the level that is appropriate. Well, nobody. I mean, it's crazy.

Shouldn't, shouldn't they be held back? Why they keep going forward? Right, yeah, exactly. But, like, I think there's, like, there's a push to lower, I guess, like, the, the line. Like what Carlin said, man. Yeah, yeah. Obedient workers. And look, that's, and that's an element, that's, and look, that's something that I'm sure, like, a lot of, like, right-wing people will be like, oh, that's fucked up when we should say that.

I would agree. It's fucking insane. Like, we have to have some fucking standard, right? Where it's like, you can't just, like, if you have to hold everybody back, tough shit. I don't know what to tell you. Like, teach better. Yeah. I think it's, to be fair, I think it's less about the teachers and more about the fact that, like, the distractions that exist right now are like, like, like, yeah, they got to do something about that.

Like, I'm glad that. like I'm glad that we didn't have smartphones to the degree that they exist now because like I would imagine that like the second you get out of school you're probably forgetting everything because you're like scroll you're just doom scrolling on TikTok and like you know, you know, I feel like I think that's really a big reason why I think so too because you also don't have to oh go ahead because like I think I think back right like my nieces and my nephew are like they're also that not they're not that generation anymore I'm fucking crazy to think that as well they're not the generation of kids that are in school right now anymore they're all

college. Oh, okay. College are like, but are they like, but even they're like less, they're, they're not as well off as we were technically.

I think, I guess, yeah. Like, I think they're barely, they're barely, they're barely a generation behind me, though. Right, right.

But I think, well, they, right, yeah. So how old are they? Like, maybe like a couple years younger than you?

Um, Brianna is, I was five when she was born. So she's 25. Yeah, yeah, so they're like were my niece and upues right.

Then that's weird that our nieces are the same name and probably around the same age. We just have older, you know, siblings. Yeah, actually, no, it's true as well, yeah. Because your sister's like how much older than you? 12 years older than you? Yeah, I think mine's about probably a little bit more, actually.

Yeah, so it's the weird idea of that, like, stare barely behind. Like, my nephew, Mordeca, I think is. Even a nephew Mordecai? Yeah, I told you guys before. Yeah, but every time it's like what? I'm never going to meet these people. I'm very like, if you go to my wedding, you're really going to probably meet them. You think I'm going to your wedding?

Yes. Mortica. One of my groomsmen. You have no choice. You have no choice. You have no choice. You have no choice. I don't go to anybody's wedding.

That's crazy. Are you the best way? If you don't come to this wedding, I'm shooing up this podcast when I come in afterwards. That's fine. Go ahead. It would be a great episode. Views. Views.

Views. That's how Keemstar would feel. Yeah. You're like, oh my God, somebody came into, somebody came into a boogie. Someone trying to kill me. It's amazing. No, no, somebody came in the boogie's room and shot up to death. It's like, we got to put this on Patreon.

Yeah, hurry up. We got to somebody get the, somebody go to his house, get the footage stop. Go there before the cops go there. Hurry, hurry. Get his body. If the cops are there, he's steal his body for the cops.

Get his body. We'll need a truck. Get the body. We got to auction it off. They put in a freezer. They have all this shit the old buggy's body. They're going to tax it every him in the background.

He's going to be part of the set dressing of locale lives. It's going to be like a statue. They're going to dress him. As long as they can milk them. As long as possible. They'll probably like have, they'll probably have him like. Yeah.

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Electricute the shit out of him just to get him alive again. Fucking Frankenstein. Yeah. Team stars monster in his buggy. Two Keem stars monster. They put the fucking bolts on him and everything. The what? The bolts.

They put the bolts on his neck and everything. And he's, He's fucking, he's still rotting, though. That's why he's green. He's like, but he's still alive. He's like, and he literally does want to die because he's in literal pain. What if he's way less shit? He becomes serious.

Like, now he understands, like, he understands what true pain is. And now he understands how little of it he's actually truly experienced in comparison. Yeah. And now he's just like, he's bouncing on the, on the mortal coil. Always. Going. What? Seriously.

Teacher, children, reading comprehension. It's really, really, really dying out. It's terrifying. It's very bad. Find a good school. Like reading, like reading is one thing, but the ability to comprehend, because I'm dyslexic, right? So there's problems. There's times when I read through things and I have troubles.

Oh, for sure. That's different. And doing it, right? But I can comprehend what I read. I don't read things and I'm like, oh, I get something wrong out of it. It's not even just the inability to comprehend. It's the inability to review something. like just being able to be like okay

I said this or like maybe because everybody's read shit too quickly right or like assume something yeah the inability to like read back it's like oh right yeah even just that even just that is right right but what I'm saying is like even that's gone

like the ability to just be like oh yeah I misspoke or whatever or I didn't write I didn't write that correctly it's like no no no the people will just double down on something that's just like wrong because they're just too embarrassed to be wrong about it

that's shut the fuck up I saw it on TikTok there are freaking teachers that they call their students up and the students can't read and they'd rather get in trouble in class than go up there and misread and look stupid. So what happened is that these poor people, the teachers don't even get a chance to know these kids are so fucking far behind.

Yeah, yeah. Because like, oh, this kid is a troubled kid. Instead of him being like, no, this kid has academic problems where they need someone to help them. It's bad, man. And it's the embarrassment of it. So we all know like there was a time a kid in school would go up and read something and then fuck it up and everyone's laughing at him for the rest of the fucking time.

Yeah, he was retarded. I would actually always bring eggs to school For that person You'd freeze them You put in your fucking egg zuka Freeze them I was gonna at least boil them shit You hear you hear you hear like that engine

No you fucking You fucking junk jet and fall out Yes yes No yeah you're like So after So after you threw the the hot water on the homeless person You refill it Put the eggs in there

You stupid kid You got your hot plate on the fucking desk It's burning the fuck out of you But you're fucking committed In the mornings Teacher hurry up Make them read For art thou roma

Romeo Niggil Yeah Romeo In the morning I throw eggs At remedial children Who cannot read well

And at night time I boil homeless people alive You know I don't boil them alive I both water I throw on I boil him dead In fact You give him a bath

That you're like Oh you know You're taking care of him But then you just Fucking added just the hottest Water in there Magma Yeah

He's something He's like Thank you I really appreciate it And he's like You can see in his eyes He's like I've really

I've had such a downtime You know During COVID I love Yeah And you're like And you're You are tickled pain.

You're on the floor and giggling. Fucking goblin laughing. You're like a little. You're like a little, you're like a little, you're like a little fucking genie laughing so hard. You're laying on the air. That's how much you're laughing. You're laughing like a mermaid in the desert slowly suffocating. Thank you so much.

It hurts so much for you to be out there. I just didn't know that there was some. Oh! Damn God! They're scared. It's fucking from the sock. It is hitting him with the hot plate. Getting beaten while boiled is crazy.

That's a fatality. That would be too much for that game. That's like putting a crab inside out of a pot. and it's screaming and then you're pulling its legs off. You pull its legs off. Then you put a gun to its forehead and shoot. Yeah, you start shooting. You got to shoot at the homeless guy's legs.

You know, you don't want to end them right away. So you start shooting the legs. Then you get your salt shaker and you start, you know, like, fucking, you start going to get on it. You start throwing fucking, um, fucking green mountain dew on it. So it burns his fucking moves. Imagine that. Imagine that news report. The news report covers.

You got a good evening. I'm Ken Bastita. Dana is off tonight. He was boiled alive, shot in the legs, and beaten to death. The body of fucking whatever found in, who cares? What's left of the body is unidentifiable. We just found an idea on him. That's it. People please move out of this city. The city's not safe. This is not a safe place to live. Teach your kids to read. Yeah. So I don't have to do that to them. Please do.

It really is not bad. It's bad. I feel bad for them. Because they're dealing with so much, like, so many distractions. I can't even imagine. Like, that would have been a death sentence for me, I feel like. You know? Just having the access at that age, like where you're supposed to be paying attention and to be learning. And also, not retaining any of the information because you don't need to.

That is the scariest part. Because we were affected by that too, but not quite as bad. Not nearly as bad. But they are, they can't escape. I wonder if any of them know any of their friend's phone numbers by heart. Probably not. It's crazy. I don't have a phone about my heart still is.

know Joe's still because Joe's is a very basic phone number. Yeah. And I know Lily's. That's it. Yeah. I mean, I know a handful because I grew up, you know, so long without cell phones being relevant. I remember phone numbers from the past of like my, my, my, my, my, that's what I mean. I don't know my old house have no reason to nowadays. Yeah, there's no real reason to that's different, but like, I've called my old phone number. But it's not I mean, I just mean like say, let's be like, see what answers. I'm like, it's sometimes still affects like, say Jojo had to ask like, oh, what's your number again?

it's like bro just fucking remember it like it's uh because she need she need it for some reason I think I recognize her number because sometimes when I'm filling out medical stuff I need to put her as always my spouse a number or whatever emergency contact information I know all these moms phone number like shit like that it's like there's little things that like there's certain times

you want to know someone's thing because you may not have access to your phone for whatever fucking reason yeah yeah yeah it's always good to know your partner's phone number for sure that's like the most important thing you know your partner's phone number ever really no Well, when it gets real, when it's real this time, when you like, Yeah, when it's up for serious. You might throw like a diamond encrusted, I don't know, fucking Frito or whatever.

What are you talking about? Oh, it was like, I was trying to say a proposal. Like you give her an engagement ring. A nice funnion. Yeah. Well, that mean, you fucking covering diamonds? You think they would be mad because it's still a diamond ring? If it was covered in, like a funion covered in diamonds?

That is so fucking stupid. That is so fucking stupid. but also at the same time, like, fuck it, go for it. I mean, yeah, what's wrong with that? It's still a diamond. You get your wife. I would hold a knife up and I would say, you better marry me, bitch. You better, you better do it.

Too like a girl you just met at a club. At a bar. You only leave this place with one way. All right. Excuse me, bitch. Get the fuck out of here. I'm going to need you to marry me right now. You're getting slashed.

You're getting slashed. I'm slashing your face open, wide open. You know that guitarist from fucking, from Guns of Roses. I'm about to do that to you. I'm a slash your cheek open and fuck it if you don't say you'll marry me. That is one of the craziest fucking things I've heard today. Dude, that visual just like in their face like they're probably just shocked. They're in shock just like.

I heard in Juvie that one Kenan from Doobie said a guy had a fake eyeball. They popped fake eyeball and they fucked his eye. In Juvie. Probably not in Jovey. There's no shot. I imagine it. First of all, you'd be dead. There's no shot that that happened. I don't need to be dead.

Are you joking? You're getting your eye fucked? Yeah. Your eye socket fucked? Does that not like fucking... Well, it depends on how big the peepee is. I mean, if someone's pee-be is so big that it's like stabbing your brain, maybe. Your brain's right behind the eye, right?

It's pretty close. It's close enough that a dick would reach it. I'll tell you that much. Not everyone's dick. Maybe not, I don't know, maybe not a mic. You have to be a micro penis. The micro-tycrows can do it. Like, probably like if you have like two or three-incher, you might not reach a picture.

You ever see, you ever see that stuff and you're just like, man, thank. Thank God. Oh, yeah. Because, like, they didn't do that. You know what I mean? That's not like they didn't choose to do that. Micropenetons are so fucking small. They're hilarious.

It's really sad. It's like, this is, this is, what happened, bud? It's sad. It's an unfortunate, you know, like, it's worse than some diseases because it really socially can, like, just cripple you. Yeah. Like, how do you even jack off on a micropinus? Like, what do you do? I'm sure they're fighting jacking off.

I think you just wait. I think they just put like a, it's almost like putting a vibrator on. a bean, you know. Hey, it's too much then. We're gonna read the names now. We're gonna read our It's like having a big bean.

We're gonna read our $25 and up names now. I've seen bigger clits than micro penis is actually. Yeah. I have actually seen like, like rotten.com stuff like they would, they would show shit like that on time. Jumbo clit.

You're like, like some big bitch with like that's jacked and she has a clip peepy and then this dyes micropinus, you know, just the contrast. Clip pee is wild.

Like also, a contrast of a chick having a bigger dick than a guy and it's like that's got to be so defeating you know like a trans chick. Dude, imagine. Imagine like the idea of like he's like cooking up with a girl at a club. She comes home with her.

She's trancy and like, oh, I'm, hi, bro, whatever, man, you know, I'm down to experiment. Then she pulls out the rifle. You're like, oh, shit. I'm, no, I can't. I'm sorry. Can I read? Can I read. Jackpot. Jackpot.

You can fucking put your ankles behind your back. Ah! Just one over What was that? That's something that we In a prior episode Someone got worn like a backpack And they were like a backpack

They were bending their legs all around their shoulders snapping them Was that Why the, oh man I don't know why I don't know why at all It was great Yeah somebody being like a backpack It's crazy

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the convenience store fridges. And I was like, I was like, I'm curious. They're not bad. And one of the reasons why I liked them, because one of the last few things still in glass. Right.

That's what, that's what I appreciate it. I was like, I need something in glass, please. They're not bad, actually. They're,

you know, they're, I guess it depends on your, because they might be too sweet for some people. Right. Yeah. I mean, I like a sweet drink.

Yeah. I get this horchata fucking, um, cold brew coffee. Yeah. Every, like pretty much every, every day. That sounds horchata so good. Dude, Horchata cold brew is next level, man.

I got to tell you, like when it's half horchata, half coffee? Oh my God. Never try. Where do you get it from? Guisados. It's, um, I'll tell you. I'll tell you after. Because it's very walkable.

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I was just on it just out of curiosity Sure Okay cool sure But I saw this thing This thing called like the porn Olympics Oh my I feel like I'm going on And I was just like

What the fuck is this It was like an ad That came on before something That I wasn't going to watch But It's crazy Because there's this one where like There was like these three women

With like Cut Out Almost like you know how you Like there's those videos Of the cat With like bread around it It was like that But with like

bull's eyes and then people jerking off trying to get it from like across the room so these super spermers I think it's all it's obviously like fate like no it's real there's some blowers out there man there's some guys that are protect the uh

they've definitely come on my ceiling before I got it in my ceiling fan once and it hit it right back at me and it hit me out knocked me out that's crazy you get knocked it in your chair you're sliding back in your it's crazy too I heard a thing

yeah Stop coming that hard, dude No Yeah There are techniques I know how to blast But I can't like Fucking like

Sharp shoot Yeah sharp shooting is difficult Sharp shooting I've never tried to sharpshoot So I don't know I've tried and it doesn't work You said you set up the bottles On the windowsill

Bing Bing And I've always like Anytime I've ever tried to like finish On a chick's face It never where I want It's literally It's kind of always a mess

It's always a disaster It never works out I did it once to a girl that I just didn't really like very much, and I felt so bad. I felt like an asshole. Why? Because was she mad or something? No,

I just felt like, what are you doing, bro? You shouldn't, like, you don't even like this. It felt disrespectful. Yeah, I was like,

because you didn't like them. Yeah. That I fucked her later on that day again. It was like, it's just cool as fuck, but it just never works. It never works out the way from you. It doesn't feel cool to me.

It feels disrespectful. It doesn't feel really that cool to me either. It kind of feels like, I feel like I feel like I should like this, but I don't. I would, Because I'm thinking like, he's going to mess your hair up. This is.

You know what it is? It frustrates me thinking about how I would have to deal with that. Exactly. And so like I can't put somebody else in that. If they're asking, fine. But like it's, I'm never. I feel like shampoo would get up pretty easily, no? No.

Dude, let me tell you something. Wait, what? Do you know something? I don't know. No, I remember. I don't know if it's the same. I'm using like an assumption. But I think I told the story on the podcast before.

Like, do you remember those, those, um, I don't know if they were Super Soakers exactly, but there were like alien-themed Super Sokers that shot slime also. Where are you going with this? I'm saying it's like I got slime in my hair once and it was there, I swear, for months, even after haircuts.

I don't understand. You didn't have the same hair anymore and it was still, it's still crying, moving. I think it's why my hair stopped being curly, actually. There was probably something in there that should not be in there. There was just a part of my hair that was like, clearly like not it was clearly where the slime was and it was clearly different and I was like what's going on and I would get like buzz cuts and it would grow back the same and be like what is going on this motherfucker had a fucking contagion or something look I'll tell you no I'm actually like my I guess because I had that experience my assumption is like that's what cum must do can't know I'm sure it's not because I'm sure it's not like fucking toxic slime that was used by fucking Hasbro.

To sell the... No, I'm confident. I'm confident in shampoo. Why? It's because... It must. No, women wouldn't do this if it fucked their hair is so affected.

They'd be like, bro. They'd be like, bro, no, never again. And I would... Then I'd like doing it. No, I've had a... I've had bust in my... It got in my pubs before. Fuck.

Shampoo took care of it. I've definitely... It got in my pubs and then shampoo to care of it. I definitely came in the air and then, like, my... You know, I like, the combo come... Hair, it lands on head. Then fucking...

And then it washed it. Like, it's a fucking sitcom? Like it's a comedy like it's slapstick shit And then like You're oh now you're do do do do and then it just keeps going and keeps going It's like it's like the prank when you keep squirting in more fucking shampoo This more cum just keeps dripping and dripping what's going on I don't know man I'm not I'm not a big face blower

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That's so far. Dude, it'll usually clear like, oh... It's somehow, I'll point my penis right at their face and then it'll like shoot over them. It'll hit me. It'll like, go over them. And I'm like, what the fuck is this? Do I need to point it at your chin or something? Like, so it's like, it doesn't make...

It's just always reverse. It's like, you got to press it right against the fucking forehead. Right. in their forehead. And then you're like, oh, fuck. You kill her. And that's a real

interact. I'd be like, Your Honor, there's no way this shit have happened. There's no way there'd be that much PSI. Someone must have shot her

when I came on her. Right. Someone must have done that. That is more plausible. Then you know there's no PSI. Like, it can't shoot out that hard. Then he'd be like,

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I like it. There's a song by Pop-Roach that, like, what is it, Blood Brothers, I think? It was in Tony Hawk, I remember, but I heard it recently for the first time since, like, the night. Yeah, I heard it recently for the first time. I was like, oh shit, this slaps actually.

I forgot about it. Yeah. It's in our nature to kill ourselves. Oh, I know that's not nature. To rape ourselves. It's in our nature. nature to rape each other It's an nature to

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fun of so hard yeah it was it was mainly because of if you it really it was people just didn't know how to have fun have fun look how they look at how they dressed this is serious this is serious music it doesn't have to be it doesn't have to be at all it's just fun dude it was fun Blood Brothers is a dope song. That album, Infest, by Papa Roach. Yeah, has a lot, like, actually... I haven't listened to the rest of it. I only heard...

The only Papa Roach songs I know are the one that everybody knows, obviously. Yeah, Last Resort. And that one. Dude, there's... That album is... That album, like, front to back is actually really good. I'll check it out. There's a whole thing?

One of my favorite... Yeah, one of my favorite songs that's called binge. It's track number 10. The riffs are... They taught me how to play a guitar in a way that I didn't really... knew existed at the time because it came out when I was in sixth grade and I was like I remember I'll never forget this

my my step sisters, my oldest step sister um her boyfriend at the time hated hip hop and I was kind of like you know like sour to him a little bit because like say she had on Power 106 and he's like man fuck you can see like he's like annoyed then you put it on K rock and I'm kind of annoyed but then it was the debut of that Papa Roach fucking last resort and I'm hearing those

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Yes, his name, his name, Jacoby. And Myers? Jacobi, Shaddix. And he sounds like not a real. So I don't think Jacobi and Myers is real. I don't think he knows what that is. I don't know what that is. I'm about to tell you something that's going to blow your mind. My name's Kobe Dick.

When we were driving to Palm Springs that weekend, we saw billboards for Jacobian Myers. Palm Springs. Is that fucking, like, lawyer shit? What is that? It's a lawyer. It's an East Coast lawyer that is specifically like, it would be like seeing an Uncle Magic billboard out here. Uncle Magic. You know, it's just very, very specifically the tri-state area kind of thing.

And I guess they're bigger now, you know? Or maybe they never were just strictly local? I don't know. I thought they were. First of all, they suck. They're terrible. They're like legal Zoom or something.

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You almost turn down. I feel weak, really, sincerely. I ate breakfast today luckily for the first time in like a No, I always eat breakfast, never mind I had the most unsatisfying waffles I had waffles I cannot wait to eat today though I can treat today a little bit

So I'm trying to have a I'm gonna have a I'm gonna give a shake shack another chance Oh yeah? Yeah because a lot of times when I have it You're walk down there? Um, what? I, I, I, I drive

I brought my car today Okay, yeah, that makes sense So I'm gonna you should stop like, listen There's a Guisados The Guisados is right there I know you just had coffee ready I guess. I don't care.

I'll fucking... I'm probably gonna walk there actually. I'm still off the sweet drinks, but I have something. Do you want to do it before we do the next one or after? Can I tell you something? I'm too... I can't. So we started a lot later than we normally would.

Oh yeah, yeah, because I had to fix your thing, sorry. I had to fix your oopsies. It's my fault. Sorry. Sorry, me being a gooner. Everything was kind of off today. Like I got up late with like a fucking migraine. Sweeney got here a little bit late.

Derek got here late because he had to fix an edit that we didn't know. about until later. So, uh, we'll just, we'll do double up on Wednesday. Yeah, we'll just, we'll just do Wednesday. You're good for that, right? Oh, so that means we'd have to double up um, both days, both days. Yeah, I mean, I've done it before. All right. Yeah, we just, we just, we just have to do it. We have to, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Okay. We got to do it. Uh, we'll do the kid show, uh, extra ammo. I think it's a good idea. I think that'll be funny, the kid show. I'll have to, we'll have time to ruminate on it. Yeah, I have time to, but I'm too, I'm too hungry. I can. Okay. Um, okay. Um, okay. I had you, are you, are you, are you

free tomorrow? Yeah, I don't have anything going on. Okay, gotcha. I can't reveal it now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys can't come. You guys are fucking losers. Ha ha!

You don't hang out with us. That's so fucking mean. I wish that was the end of the podcast. There's going to be some like hardcore perosocial people that are going to be actually. Holy. Oh, my. That's me. camera, mate.

And the back of the boop of their back, man. You, Erie. Yeah. Eerie, what did you did about camera, but? His name, yeah. Well. Right time I raped you, Erie. I love him, dude.

You finish the new season, right? Yeah, of course. Everything went so wrong at the end, dude. Everything just kept going wrongless. No, I haven't finished. Yeah, it was, shut the fuck up. You absolute fucking. You munch.

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he has to fucking make things so. Much worse. Uncomfortable and so fucked up. Who fucking Billy? Yeah. Like he has to. Things were going so well. I was like, all right, cool.

We might. Okay. No, and then no. And then no. Because he, oh, some more allies, some things are going right, and then nope. He's not, if he's alive, he will find a way. To fuck something up. Yeah, I don't know.

I feel like I have no time to watch TV now. Like, it's kind of annoying. Yeah. I have to play. It's all the gooning and just the games that I have to play. The problem is like, the same thing with the way you're saying. So I'll put it on while I'm gaming or whatever. Yeah.

But I'm not really absorbing it. So it's like I quote unquote watched it. Right. I see what you're saying. I don't know. I feel like the middle of my days go fucking nowhere sometimes, dude. Like, if I go to gym. What the fuck do you do?

I literally go to the gym second time. I like try to read a little bit. I like to try to tidy up the house. Like I cook and stuff like that. That's good. That seems like a relatively like standard day. And I'm just like afterwards. I'm like, what the fuck did I do?

Like I didn't do. I didn't do. I didn't do shit. Yeah. I like, because I play like the games that I play for the show like it's like work. So like I have like a note. I like take notes on them and stuff as I'm playing. And it's just kind of like,

if I don't have to do that for TV so like if I spend time just doing TV I feel like I'm not doing like maximizing my time enough right it's probably insane but I don't know maybe I'll maybe I'll put on it I'm only one season behind on the boys I can probably catch up pretty easily it's a good by the way

shout out to fucking Immortals of Avium this like weird game that like EA put out it's like a first person Immortals is it good Immortals of Avium Yeah it's just like a magic first person shooter where you just like shoot with your hands and shit It's kind of good. Like, it's genuinely pretty fun, actually.

I heard of talk about it from the beginning, and no one played it really. Yeah, it's one of those, like, it looks pretty, like, when I first saw the trailers for it, I was like, eh, it's not really that interesting. It doesn't grab you, really. And even when I started playing, it was like, it took, like, maybe, like, a little bit over an hour for me to really feel like, okay, maybe. But it gets up, it gets pretty cool. I don't know. There's something there. It reminds me of those, like, double A games that used to come out, like, that would, like, be pretty good, but it wouldn't be, like, AAA polish or anything?

Yeah. This obviously looks way better. It's like way more money was put into it. But that studio's gone now. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I forgot about it. It looks so fucking generic. Yeah.

It's actually pretty, but if you're like, if you're into like single player, it's a really solid like single player like FPS with like no multiplayer any any bullshit like that, which is like very, very rare. So I appreciate it for that. It's also kind of neat. The writing's pretty rough though, I will say. I see. There's certain parts of it that I'm like, I can't. can't believe that's in here. I'll put in my,

uh, what do you call that? If you can get it for free or whatever, if you can get it for like, uh, like, uh, like game pass or something or like if it's like a dollar, like five dollars or ten dollars.

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By being like okay I'm gonna vote for RK Jr. now Like you know just just being so funny being a dicket And then RFK Jr. Quote tweets not knowing that he's being fucking around he's like I'm so grateful to you. for your confidence in me but most of like he he thinks this was

most of all your steadfast defense of what? He's like I'm trolling so he was trolling and then oh I just read the rest of it yeah for your confidence in me but most of all for your steadfast defense of the Constitution and relentless love for our country damn and like oh yikes I was like buddy

seems like he's got some reading comprehension problems as well totally I mean Although he has a pretty good... Look, I don't like RFK really at all. He has a really good excuse for being stupid. I agree. That, like, you know, I can't be, like, as angry at him as I am at other politicians, but, like, he's definitely not particularly smart.

Right. But he literally had a worm eating his brain and just rotting in his skull. Is that real, real? Like, 100%? That is not denied by anybody. They found a dead worm, and who knows how long it was in there, and it was probably, you know, feasting on. And if not feasting on him, at least rotting his brain.

You know, it's so crazy. It's real. It is, it is. It makes sense. This is not J.D. Vance fucking a couch or, you know. That's real. Yeah. It is in my head. It's all that matters.

He's slow stoked. You see that they're trying to get him on, they're trying to get Tim Walts on, um, not going to fight in the Iraq war. So fucking stupid. The fact that J.D. is crazy. J.D. Vance was like a journalist in the army. And he's calling out fucking Tim Waltz for not, for being in the army, for being in the National Guard for 23 fucking years, and then bouncing just a little bit before they got deployed. Yeah. And they're being like,

oh, you did. To a war that by the way, everybody at this point unanimously agrees was not good. Not good. All right. Fucked up war. And he was in the army for 23 years before. As if like what, you're a senior that he would have dipped at some point before if he knew that they were actually going to go. And let's say J.D. Vance wouldn't calling him out. And I'm like, nigga, you were just a fucking guy following people around with a pen and paper. And this guy's, we live in the gayest time ever. Like, so dead. Oh, my God. RFK's, uh, RFK's dead abandoned bear cubs. Yep.

Did we talk about that on the show? I think we did. Yeah, we, yeah, whatever. The audience will know. She picking on my Pippa Coming in the name of Gay Bejee's be like Gaping a guy Gaping a guy

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that man was very a lot before I started I thought I can't do that but that's a voice I can't do it well you gotta do that yeah but I can't I don't even know how to

you just gotta shake your vocals if you smack your Adams apple a little bit I get scared that I'm gonna push it in like the bubbles on on soda cups it's a real intrusive

it's a real intrusive thought that I have sometimes I'm gonna push you in it and it won't come out again When I was slim I never had an item's app when I thought I was broken Oh no That's because you're a fucking girl I'm a woman You've been a girl that's all that you have women chromosomes

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I killed that bear I thought that was smoky The bear And I hate environmental I fucking found that bear I took that bear behind the fucking back of the barn That was actually a good joke on On last week

Tonight or whatever Oh yeah That happened before that all that stuff dropped Yeah it did It totally did And he was like But he was saying Because there's like all this footage

Of K Jr. He works out He's working out in jeans shirtless Like for he's in Venice Beach In jeans shirtless You know like at that famous Yeah Like yeah

So he's just in jeans And no shirt and stuff And passionately John Oliver makes a joke about getting his inspiration from Smokey the Bear and I was like, I never even thought about that because Smoky just has fucking pants on. Like he's reversing Donald Ducking.

He's like doing the reverse of Donald Ducking. Like, why can't these motherfuckers just have clothes on? To be fair, reverse Donald Ducking is way more. It's normal. It's normal, but why is it such a problem for him to have a shirt and the fucking pants? It's weird. It's weird to work. It's weird. It's weird to work out in jeans, objectively.

Oh, 100. He is. He's not un-jacked. He's in good shape For whatever the fuck he is. He's a really good shape for how old he is. He's got a lot of... He takes a lot of...

He doesn't eat processed foods. He's a lot of... Absolutely no processed foods. How do you avoid that, by the way? How do you avoid processed food? Being rich? Being rich. He's being rich as shit.

I try to eat pretty relatively okay. Like, there's sometimes where it's just like... I eat very, very, very clean now. Do you eat non-processed foods at all, though? Like, there's got to be some stuff that's processed, right? I could avoid them if... What is processed? What is it?

What is that even mean? Well, I guess it means like... Foods that like things you would heat up. Things that aren't raw things that you cook and prepare. Usually things that have like additives in it. Like preservatives and things like that. And that's near impossible to live a life like that. It's so fucking hard to do that.

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Even your hands weren't even entirely clean yet. You were just like, you immediately finished, picked up your phone, and was like, look what I did. Did you laugh? Of course.

I was like, this is pretty fucking funny. It was, it was, unique. It was so funny because I was like, Dan,

these were really good. Fuck. Did you put them on? Did you play them and immediately be like, I'm going to eat these right now? I didn't even play them. You didn't play them.

You clearly ate them from the fucking game. I had it. I had it for you. movie to kick them up. I'm, I fucking ripped them off the foil because they're so good. I was nervous about it too because I like, I don't normally make wings in the oven. I usually like make them with the fry. We've had, I've fried wings for us before. You don't have fry anymore? No, it's just, they're kind of annoying, you know, because like, cleaning them sucks. Cleaning them sucks and then the oil, you got to like, when should I empty this? And then like,

even just making shit in them, like, there's so much steam that it actually ends up like fucking shit up sort of. So like, I don't know. I'll probably get one for like, air friar, bro. I have an air fry. Well, yeah, you know, there's actually an issue with airfires now where they're like, a lot of them have lead in them. Do you know this? What the hell? Yeah, I don't know. Well, look, I don't know.

I don't want to spread any fucking, I don't want to spread RFK misinformation. But. I'm not an anti-vaxer, even though I've told people to tell their kids not to have them. Exposer to lead. What does anti-vax mean if you're not, if you're telling people not to take vaccines? For some reason, that means they're not an anti. I don't get it. I don't get it.

The excuse is like, well, we're against this vaccine because it was sped through the process. But you know, yeah, yeah. Every vaccine from here on out is going to have the same people going up. I was just like I told, I actually had an argument with somebody about that, about that like about. And I used the analogy of building houses. I'm like, all right. Imagine five people were building a house, right? It might take like a month or two to get done.

And imagine how fast you can build a house with 500 people. You can probably get it done. in just a few days. And I was using that analogy and say when all the fucking scientists came together to speed run this shit in a way that we would never

because we didn't have infinite funds we had thousands of people to do the trials. Yeah. And I was like, how do you fucking people not like, like, God. I like when people die

from being unvaccinated personally. I mean, I'll be honest. I don't like you, but I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I like when the ones

that are like anti-vax die. I like when everybody. Yeah? Like I don't like when say the anti-vax person got infected and infected their grandma and she died. When I was doing this during COVID, I was doing the whole thing. I was in people's soul last breath. I was like, fucking one of there was a fucking jamboree. I was like, you went into the hospitals. You ran back there.

That's crazy. That's her Jared lost all that weight. I got so much COVID. He was eating sandwiches and sucking people's lives. It's specifically the kids. Like kids all you go to the children's hospitals and start. And then fucking like, they would wither away. The fat would seep out of his skin.

Like a chia pet. He'd like steam a fat off of him. And the kids would like, you know, dissipate. And then he would put a subway sandwich in the bed, you know, like to. So it took a while for the nurses to understand what was happening. I want a jersey mic sandwich. Fuck. I'm just so hungry.

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Oh yeah, right. Gross. Gross. You know a Fogel maxing. Jared Fogel. Yeah, I like that. I like that. I like that.

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I think he's tall enough in that car short enough that it's like. He's not very tall. Well, how tall is he? He looked tall in the thing. About a little hot, like a little tall in Derek probably. He looked tall in the videos. No, he's like 510 or 5.9 at least, right? He's not 10.

He's not 5.6. He's like 5.8. He looked tall in those videos, but he, he can grab rim. I saw him jump and grab a rim with cameras. And I was like, that's insane. I have no idea. So he can't be like, all right, we can't do that. I'll be honest.

My perception is fucked because I feel stupid. I feel really stupid. I just learned. I've known who Simone Biles was for a long time. I just learned this year that she's 4-8. I had no idea. I don't know how I missed that. Yeah, I don't know, man.

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I don't have a long torso. Right. So it seemed like I'm about, like, not much taller than you guys. It is weird that you have like a one foot torso and the rest of it. Could you imagine?

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That's from a wasp sting. Why is it not gone? What are you talking about? It's just been there ever since. You don't heal rapidly? No, this was, this, it would, they, it fucked me up, man. This was actually a, like, a third-degree burn before.

I don't give a shit. Nobody asked that. I don't give a shit. I got stung on my knuckle, but I don't see shit. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, it's, it's. Especially, that's a part where the skin grows back relatively, like, fast, no?

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Will my kid be less than half niggas yeah damn that sucks I mean that's how those people all get in all that oh I'm one 400 Native American or Cherokee or I hate that shit so much well yeah all those people should be sure

It really bothers me because of the fact that like My grandma doesn't say she's Native American And she's literally half Native American Because it's like It's such a weird thing but it's a cultural thing at that moment She also yeah she didn't choose that life Because I know somebody My friend's dad

He was part Native American and he just went full. He's part Mexican, Rivas. And, uh, he went, most Mexicans, but he went, he went full blown like, oh, I'm native. Like, he got this big plot of land. He would braid his hair. He went, like he said, you can either go. He could have went the Hispanic route.

It's like the rock. The rock could have went nigger route. But he just went full blown like, you know, I'm a fucking Polynesian. It really sucks because he doesn't deny his blackness, but he doesn't really celebrate it in a way that's weird. He chose. Because it's like, are we Native American, Chris? Technically. Because I don't get somebody to Native American because of the fact that I'm Hispanic.

Yeah. That's the thing. It's like, I don't really. Because the thing is that I learned it to all this shit afterwards for college. Like I could have got probably free college. Yeah, I was like, no, I shouldn't do that. We didn't really. My mom only started really like looking into that part of our culture like way later.

Like I was already like, I think like an early like preteen at that point. And it's just like it's too late. I'm already like, you're. You've played so much fucking Hispanic music this whole time. My mom's really in touch with that stuff. She's like spiritual and she likes all that stuff a lot. So it's more,

for her it's more even, evenly split than it is for other people in my family, I think. For me, it's weird because of the fact that my grandmother was always very open about her being a Taino-P Puerto Rican person. But I just didn't understand that meant that they were the people that were there first. Well, that's kind of the thing about Native American.

I just didn't understand that, but we're Caribbean. So it's like, where's Puerto Ricans. Well, the thing about Native American and Puerto Rican and Caribbean is like those are all technically the same thing. Technically, but not, but yeah. Native American isn't like a part of what you are if you're from Puerto Rico. That's just like a, that's just also part of what Puerto Rican is. Yeah, I guess.

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