The Snark Tank - #255: Chris Raygun is an Olympian

Episode Date: August 20, 2024

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I mean, that's the same. It's not even close. I think the courts would have a very different opinion. They would, of course. I'd probably get blamed all the way, but still, like... That's why I'm betting on that. That's why I'm bringing... I would just snitch on you. I'm like, he's Hispanic, too. I'm like, no, my name's European.

I can just lie. I'm European. I just be like, I'm Italian. What do you mean? I'll figure it out eventually. I'll figure out eventually. No, sculpt. the scene of I've killed for me snark tank dot shop

for all your merch needs so we got we got some stuff today I want to start off today immediately with this fucking breakdancing shit posture because I got I got such a catastrophic number of DMs

like I literally like over a hundred on Twitter it's like hey I didn't really and people were in my Twitch chat too it's like hey I saw you did so you did a break dance fucking, oh, I saw you did breakdancing. And I was like, what the fuck are we talking?

Like, that was my first introduction to this stuff. There was people coming into my chat or like sending shit to me on Twitter. It's like, I can't believe you, I can't believe you, uh, you, you stopped making videos to go breakdance. I was like, what the fuck is people? What is this mean? Like, it was enough people. It was like enough people that I started to wonder like, did I break dance? Like, it was that was that was God, that, having that little faith in your.

present mind is terrifying. I don't know, man. I don't put anything I have no faith. I don't put anything above possibility as far as that goes. You know what I mean? Like I,

because clearly people go insane. You know, clearly the person on the street screaming about like Smurfs attacking him while he's like wrapped in his own shit didn't want to be there. You know, like that's not something like he didn't go ahead

and be like, I think, I think. Yeah, he clocked in. Yeah. Yeah. It's like it's,

yeah. Time to lock in this crazy bit. People end up in that situation. And so I'm very keenly aware that it's possible. Do you think you are going to go insane eventually? I don't know. But I'm open to it. I think I am going to go crazy eventually.

I think I'm going to have something that's really going to make me snap. And I'm just going to jump off a cliff or something like that. What do you think it's going to be? I don't know. I had a joke I was going to say, but I'm just not going to say that one. It's not necessary. I don't know, probably like I think Lily's gonna feed you somebody's come

I think so I was gonna say like if my kid being gay but that's just fucking insane That's so wild to say But like I almost pray for that sometimes You're talking being gay Yeah especially if I'll probably be a better person

If I have a daughter I'd be like Yeah less likely she'll get like sexually assaulted So I like that You know More likely she'll get beat up But yeah. She'll get beat up, but I'll take that. She'll get domestic assaulted way more.

And if she's a pretty, not a, not a, not a, not a, not a, no. Then she'll be a sorry. She's going to be one of those pretty lipstick lesbans as I call him. That's unfortunate. And then, but like, I'm going to be like, cool. I just, I just don't want to like have to kill Brody for, yeah. Yeah. You know, exactly.

I want to kill Brody for, you know, being like, oh, fucking. I thought you wanted a party by the dumpster, you know? Like, I just, you know, like some shit like that. Or, or they'll be bisexual, in which case they're ostensibly straight anyway. That's so reductive. But yeah, I mean, like, dude, I don't know what to tell you, man. That's so reductive. No, but no, listen to me.

Anecdotally speaking, I think I'm right here because anecdotally for us, yes. No, no, not just for us. Just the general I notice. We're like if, look, if a woman is bisexual, she's dating a guy. I think that's a social thing as well. It's totally culturally. It's totally cultural. It's so annoying to me that like, because you, because even you, you, because even you

talk about, like, say, you're talking about my wife or something. She can sleep in her best friend's bed. Now, imagine you two sleeping the same bed. We have. Yeah, but like... We have, yeah. We've not cuddled up. But you see how, like, even...

When we talked about that, and we were like off, like, I was on the corner, like off. Yeah, because we were all like, we can't touch each other. That's weird. Even, like, say, so, like, exactly, right? So, it's not even a story when girls do it, right? No. Or when they kids do it.

set clubs it's not even a story yeah i just like ate this girl out and then sucked her pussy dudes and squirder in her face through the gap in my teeth it's like that's like what yeah it's it's weird that like what do you do it kind of makes me feel like the people that because i don't feel this way at all like i don't feel it but there are so many people that are more like they'll swing both ways right then we but i just personally i'm like i just there is no feeling of like even if it was completely no stigma, nothing, I'm going to start sucking dick. It's just not there. Well, here's the thing. Here's the point that I was

getting at. Yeah, right. We got so far away. Bisexual guys, usually dating men. Bisexual women, usually dating men. Lesbians, beating each other up. I don't know. I don't know. It just seems to me. The numbers are abnormally high.

The numbers for lesbian It seems to be men are pretty cool. Lesbian reported, reported domestic violence, opposed to heterosexual. sexual reported. Because if it got reported, it'd be way fucking higher. Like it's not fucking probably at lesbian numbers maybe more. I'd argue. Well, the numbers don't say that. No, it's reported. That's why. It's a reported thing. Well, the numbers don't say that. I feel like we sound like Joe Rogan right now. I know. I think we're definitely wrong, but I really

think if it got reported, it'd be way higher. We'd be like, damn, dude. Because you know, you know, you know, you know facts are subjected. Dude, he said that. There was a recent podcast where he, he I don't even know who was on. It was just some guy. It's another dickhead. Yeah, it was just some fucking guy. But he was talking about facts and he was like, well, the problem with facts. He was talking about fact checkers.

He's like, yeah, but the problem with facts is that, facts is subjective. And I lost my... I saw his real-time reaction. He actually kind of leaped out of his body for a second. Like he went, like, and I saw a soul leave and then kind of went in... The skeleton stood up by itself. That's a wild of you sitting down, but your skeleton stands up. up, rips out the back of you and leaves?

It's done. Jelly. I can't do this anymore, but you don't lose your structure. You still have your same structure. Somehow your skeleton was actually just kind of a suggestion. This whole time. Yeah, no, I just... You were just possessed.

You didn't need to have a skeleton. Is that scene in Kingdom Hearts where Winnie the Pooh's soul flows away from him? I know that gift, I love that. I love that gift that I've seen a million times. I know it's from Kingdom Hearts because it can only really be from that. Right. That's the only place Winnie Bipu could, in fact, leave his body. Right.

But anyway, what the fuck are we talking? Oh, yeah, this Raygun fucking... Oh, yeah. This... So, I guess, and I got to be honest with you, I didn't look super into it because it just pissed me off that this was happening, and I just wanted to ignore it, but I couldn't. So I guess there was this lady named Rachel Gunn, her nickname is Raygun, which, by the way, awesome nickname for that.

This is perfect. That's actually a perfect. Yeah, that's literally perfect. But she, was she, was she in the Olympics? Or was she doing like, yeah. So, she's the Olympics for breakdancing. So what happened is, I think in like 20, the last Olympics before, the one before last, they made break dancing partly part of Olympics, which it probably should be.

It's a really big, like, dancing culture thing. I mean, it's, it's a, is there dancing Olympics? Here's the thing. So there are things that are, like, say some of the gymnastics are literally just performing and dancing. However, this is how stupid the Olympics are to me right now. So, first of all, they try to get rid of like some combat sports. They try to get rid of boxing at one point. They try to get rid of wrestling, which is fucking absolutely insane, which is one of the early. It's one of the main things that's to go there for the Olympics for, literally. That's why it's such

an insane thing to even them like try. And then, okay, breakdancing, let's put that in. One of the most fastest growing sports right now is mixed martial arts. I look, look, I think breakdancing has a place there or whatever. I think mixed martial arts and I think those combats work should be there. Out of ideas, I think breakdancing is a good thing to implement. Like, say, there isn't ideas ran out of, like, say, the fact that mixed martial arts isn't in there is. I agree. That's my only.

That's my only beef. That's my only beef is that, like, they haven't ran out of ideas for great sports to be in a part of the Olympics. And then they're just, wait, it was put in breakdancing. It's because of the wild property. And then somehow, bitches like Raygun can just sneak in there. So that shit is, I saw that and I thought this was like an AI thing just talking. And I was just a fucking, this is a funny fucking whimsical story here. What makes it so sad is that it reduced the female lady, the Indian lady that went there and went crazy.

There was an Indian woman that went there for breakdancing and she went, crush. She did amazing. I'm not surprised. Like genuinely, I didn't know Indians really breakdanced like that. That's my thing. culture of dancing. Well, they have to. Well, they're a culture of dancing, but... So imagine. Break dancing and because, like, think of it like this. On Puerto Ricans and Hispanic people

break dance a lot. Sure. But it's not, no, they dance a lot. Break dancing is more New York Hispanic people. Of course. I know, I know what you're saying. And it's not something you exactly put together with that. When you're the best, when you're the top, you're learning one of the coolest types of dancing. You're learning dancing in general. Like they, I would say it's more likely for them to have learned it than other groups. Yeah. That are not directly tied to it. Let's put it this way. When I saw RR and there's actually the credit sequence at the end.

Insane. Dude, they're going, they're dancing in a way that I would have a heart attack. Like, it's too intense. And they're smiling and they're like, I'm like, bro, how do you do that? And not like you're literally like phasing in and out. I grew up with that. I grew up around a bunch of eating people and they love dancing so much. It's like, right.

It's like Africans too. Like they, it's like a cultural thing. Oh, yeah. Do, do, did they break dance? Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart. talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake M. Bata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer

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Two of them knew how to, but it wasn't like a thing that all of them knew how to do. Right, right, of course. A few of them that were just like more nigger-coded. Did you guys ever have like a, I know since like that was already, you know, that was the culture in New York. Were there times when you were growing up where it got brought back like heavily? I would see break dancing relatively often. Okay. Like break dancing and street dancing.

Yeah. Because there was something called like light feet dancing, right? Which is sort of like, um, it's just that. And every time you would do that clapping sequence, people would dance to like always. Like it would just happen every. So that's simple. So people would start that and then mother. the fuck, they would break out?

They would start, I swear. Even Ice do when I was younger. Like everyone would do that. So like it. I kind of like that. That's like a Manchurian candidate kind of thing. It is. It went from B-Boying to that became more of the common thing.

And I feel like Light Feet dancing is more than New York thing now. Yeah. Opposed to break dancing originated in New York now. That's like the home where it came from. And you'll still find a lot of breakdances there. But like it transformed into that. It's like Santa Monica and skating almost. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So like it was always something very popular around. but obviously people like the classic the freaking Koreans they jumped on board and they kind of made

that part of their identity which they're great they're fucking fantastic dancers but like they became very popular obviously Brazilians do it That's how literally That's how Kim Jong-un Roast the power

Yeah Was he broke dan He break danced Broke dance He broke dance Chippehoi Yeah chip a hoy He would come in

Do it like the moon thing where he would like walk on his shoulder like three steps. And you're like, what the fuck? People got furious, by the way, that I kept calling it a Chip-A-Hoy. People got that bad about it. I like it. I like that it bothers people, but I also just, I like the word chip-a-hoi. It sounds something about it.

It's whimsical. I think that it bothers people the most. I think that's what does it for me. I love people making people upset. I have always said Chip-A-hoi. Okay. You know? Oh, yeah.

You never said A-chips-hoi. I definitely believe that. I'm sure I've said A-chips-ah-hoi. but like I definitely like if I'm paying attention I will say a chip a hole I well that's a chip a hoy cookie this is so stupid because nobody it's just like okay

unless there's an assortment like there's assortment of cookies or whatever like a bunch of different types you wouldn't specify the cookie you would just say can you can I have a cookie that's like the fish fish fish's argument yeah yeah yeah I hate that I hate that that's real fish fish right yeah I never I'll be honest I never accept fishes

I don't like it. I never like it. Yeah, I mean, I understand the argument. Yeah. But it's fish. It's fish. Yeah, it's just, it just, it works. Like deer or cow.

And it sounds. Are you say cow? Yeah, cow. Look at all those cow. That almost worked. That almost worked for me. It's not bad, but no. My brain was almost like, look at all those dog.

Look at all those dog. Why not? Like, at a certain point, though, like, why not? At a certain point, multiple dogs turned into dog. That's a lot of cow. No, what I'm saying is like, why? Sounds good. What is it about deer, really?

That makes it. Yeah, why does it sound? It's just all about, like, things. When things sound weird to people, they kind of just push back against it. Yeah. Like, there's a thing where that, you know, how we, how we, like, there's even some, like, certain compound words where I feel like they can't be compound words only because it sounds like shit. I think there's, I don't have a great example right now, but I feel like people will make. a new word if it doesn't sound good if you like squish two old words together have you guys heard of the um or something

there's like words to describe the day after tomorrow the day before yesterday like there's words for that oh yeah what are they again i think it's ever morrow or sound like that ever morrow is that like just the general future let me see i think it's the day after tomorrow is the word for that let me see yeah i remember that but like this so two days from now two days from now which is pretty much which is probably easier to say. You know, that's what I, I'm watching another fucking video essay because I hate myself. And, and like the dude, of course, unalive, unalive. And I'm like, brother. Overmorrow. Overmorrow. Okay. Overmorrow is the other one in the day before yesterday. Is the day before yesterday. Yesterday. It's just weird that I'm like, why you can't say two days ago? So is yesterday? So it's yesterday. That's what's so stupid. Why not I just? I just.

Just say, hey, couple days ago. Like, what the fuck? Shut the fuck up. Ever yesterday? I would beat that person up. If somebody was like, yes, it's era yesterday. Sorry, ear yesterday. Ear?

Even worse. Even worse. Wait, so, E, apostrophe, ER? No, no, no, no, no. It's E.R.E. Yesterday. They should be murdered. Yeah.

In the street. That's not to be murdered. That's just old English. So I went to the club. Yeah, it's old. I went to this box social year yesterday. You said box social. Wow.

Like immediately. Immediately. Would you say box social? A box social? What is that? That's a boxing match before. Yeah, that used to be the old. So a social gathering at a boxing event, they're called a box social.

And it kind of transcended to almost kind of being just like a social gathering. Can I say this? I have never heard that word in my entire life. Because you're not a thousand years old. You're not 200 years old, Chris. I don't know how both you know that. I've never heard that. stupid shit I've heard it. That's why? Why was

someone to say that? Okay, cool. I think I only know it because the Simpsons, to be honest. I think there was a reference in the Simpsons at one point. A box social. Someone comes in a monocoon watches two men to kill each other because there was no rules back then and someone fall down and you can hit them till the 10 count. I don't know.

Dude, old boxing was like prime for fucking C.E. Man, that was good shit back in the day. Oh yeah, they just literally hit each other with hammers and mallets. They grabbed Hammers' mouths and they put the glove over it All right, let's go, sonny. Even watch, even Ali's time, like, like, that time was like, this is a big much.

That's why he was fucking, by the time, like, you know, I'm old enough to really appreciate Muhammad Ali and I'm like, I'd love to meet him. But by the time, I was consciously aware of how much I admire this guy. He was already... Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM.

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This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. Yeah, his cells were fucking shaking away from him. He couldn't even speak anymore. He had the speed force. He did. he was shaking the fuck away, man. I don't know why that made me dizzy. It was too fast.

He was like, yeah, bro. If you think of Ali too hard, you get dizzy. Dude, oh, my, he has the speed force. But no, man, they would, I remember watching an old boxing match from, like, I don't even know, like, 50s or something. And they were like, you know those boxing gloves attached to the weird, like, chain link coils that would, like, bling, like, the spring. they were using those and I couldn't find I was like that's insane to me

that's like old technology that was like at the inception of boxing this is true by the way we're a podcast so everything that we say is real I think the boxing is really funny I think box is really funny because it was like there was like all these great boxers

they're all like these these boxers guys are unbelievable and then as soon as like black people got into boxing it was just like oh damn it was like baseball right with Jackie Robinson

literally Dude, they were so upset having to cheer for him, dog. It was very funny. Sure. There's a good Shane Gillis bit about that. Immediately in the moment white people stop being cool. Well, as soon as he showed up. Well, it was like, you could, you could, he's, I forget what the, I'm not going to do here.

I'm not going to do his bit. But, uh, anyway, about this Raygun and shit. So she, this is a woman. She did this. Australian bloat. You know, you see, I saw a video of her explaining or I saw a video of her, like, talking about it afterwards. and she seems hilarious

but like she seems like a genuine I feel like she's like a chill person or whatever Yeah But like that Whatever the fuck I saw Of her breakdancing routine was wild And not in like a That was incredible

It was just like what am I seeing Like I could do that I think I've I dabble and dance Like I love dancing Yeah you break dance yesterday No But I I've always been like a really big fan of dancing

I've been like a fan of itself I was a kid And Yeah me too But seeing her do that was like I was confused. This has to be fake. This has to not be real. Right.

It definitely, I mean, at the highest level where there's a lot of people that dedicate their entire lives to being at the Olympics. So yeah, it was a little weird. And I would say from a satirical standpoint, brilliant, especially if she was even after with her interviews, if she wasn't like, because the way that she was explaining it, like you were talking, saying that, you know, her explaining everything. she sounded very sincere like, oh, I think I had the most original moves. I thought that really would count for something, you know, and I'm like, if you're still like performing, this is brilliant. But at a certain point, you have to know that original dumbass moves is not a, that's not what breakdancing has ever been about.

Yeah, it's good for like viral attention, but like, yeah, if you're at the Olympics. If you're doing this weird, because that's, there's that viral screenshot of her. That, yeah, where she's fucking like, she looks like a fucking, yeah, bunny praying mantis, whatever you want to call it. I'm like, that's not, in no fucking breakdance square and in no, in no environment would people be like, yeah, that's fucking dope. They would be like, what the fuck is this dumb bitch doing? That's what it would be.

So why would that not be the same thing? So that's what I'm saying, like, is she so, is she still a, like, is this very meta and she's still playing a role? I think, I don't, the video that I saw seemed to indicate that she seems like a troll. Yeah, right. It almost feels like... Like she has to be. Like she didn't even mean to go.

Like, I think the idea is that it's... Which is cool. I respect it on some level. He's like, okay, cool. I do, but I don't because... What the fuck is going on? Clearly there was a bunch of Aussies that were like working their asses off. To attempt to be there.

Australians don't work. What the fuck you talking? Whoa. But to represent their country, you know, like they wanted to go to represent their country. They wanted to go, like, because that's what Olympics is about, you know? That's why I think when it's like, people would let you substance in the Olympics. It's like, people... If the rules are don't do it, don't do it.

That's just it, right? Is it, okay, so here's the thing. Is it theoretically, I don't mean legally, but is it theoretically like morally, is it criminal to morally to troll your way through the Olympics and get to the Olympics in the place in the stead of people who probably deserve it more? A hundred percent. Yeah. 100%. Yeah. Well, then she's a perfect representative for Australia.

I get it I come from a land down I come from a land of criminals That's their lore It's not my fault They're not criminal code anymore No but that's their lord That's their origin story

They haven't been criminal coded for fucking centuries Right but that's their lore though That's like the Aborigines I mean Have you met Aboriginal person before? I have never I met one half Aboriginal person Yeah

One half, what happened to the other half of them? That's such a dad joke. Totally. As I was saying it, I was like, I can't believe I'm about to say this. You're a rat bastard, but there was like that standing there. He was just standing there and just half of him. That was like the, what is it, that tweet, or not that tweet, the, um, Mr. Beatt's girlfriend came out. What the fuck was that?

So, is she sabotaging you? It was, it was wild. What's going on? So Mr. Beats' girlfriend. girlfriend came out and she said something along the lines of like, oh man, let me, let me read it. Yeah, I just pull it up. Because like, I don't want to get it wrong. It's fucking ass right.

Peace. It's a very funny. It's a very funny tweet. There, I, I'm, I'm 50. I have been moved up to 50 50, 50 where I am actually not 100% no. I'm actually known. And now that I think about it, I still think he's going to be fine. Yeah.

Yeah. He'll be fine. He'll be fine. Like, why they're terrible. You could blow somebody's head off. a kid will be like, I think he makes funny video and they'll watch it again. They're not good, yeah, there's no morality yet.

Like, you have to be genuinely a raving pedophile. And even then, and even then, like you, but their parents won't, though. Yes. And even then, like, if you have, like, enough, if you have, like, enough years built up of, like, people, like, going to your, going to bat for you, um, even that won't really destroy you.

That'll get, of a lot of people. Yeah. But like you're still like it's like doctor of disrespect. It's like he's going to come back and he's going to be fine. Son. Sorry. You can't watch Mr.

Beast anymore. He's a bad guy. Dad, I don't care. You can rape me and I still want to watch him. Do you remember? I still want to watch him, Dad.

Do you remember that like cocoa melon kind of like song about, about Mr. Beast that that couple made or it was like, uh, well, what do we thought about? They never mind. I'll send it to you. I'll send it to you and you could put it up there as the cold. over to this episode. It's like this weird

cocoa melon like nursery rhyme about how like kids shouldn't watch Mr. Beast. And it's like I think from like a Christian I don't know if it's real or not or if it's just like completely fake but it's probably real. But it's fucking funny where it's just like I can't recite it.

It'll be at the beginning of this episode if I find it. Beast! But so she said this is from Deserdo or Dextero. Dextero. I fucking hate this. the name of this website. Is it DeSherto? I don't know. Sorry, we already talked about it. This is from Dexter. Thank you.

He says, half the things that are said are not true. I wouldn't be with him if they were. And it's like, well, which, which half? That's all she said. Yeah. Yeah, but also, that's a dumb. That's a dumb thing to say. That is a dumb thing to say. I know what she meant. I know what she means. But that's a dumb thing. It's a bad way to say it. I can't even, I'm, to me, that sounds almost like, even. And it's not even like a, how could it be a slip if you're text? He's not a pedophile. So who? That's just like, that's, yeah, yeah, yeah. Saying half of it, because, you know, like a Freudian slip, right? Like that, but she's texting it. It was a text, right?

Or did she's, was it an interview or was it a text? I don't know, man. I have done. So let's just assume that it was a text, whatever. It's a text that's even weirder because, like, you didn't just slip and say something, right? Because you say, like, oh, I know what she means, but if he's not a bad guy, because there's a lot of serious accusations, fraud, uh, illegal gambling, fucking hiring a pedophile, It's weird to say half of this stuff isn't true.

But all of it is bad. So like even if only half of it is untrue, that means he's still kind of a piece of shit. Everything other than the pedophilia I'm fine with. Yeah? Yeah. I mean, I don't, as long as you're not hurting children. But they kind of, well, oh, you mean in an abusive way. Yeah, as long as you're not hurting children, I don't care what you do pretty much.

Take this much money you want from the government. Fuck this, fuck this country. Fucking fraud. It's not even the government. See, I would say like. kids that are buying these sweepstakes and all that's those kids fault man i'm sorry man i don't know man i think i wish i yeah i don't know man i kind of agree i know what you're saying i turned off that part of my bum heart when i'm like you can't be hurt you can't you just can't be hurting kids sexually

especially yeah like in fact i would beat up kids actually like whatever like who cares need to be slapped so yeah yeah there's a handful i can give a fuck really some kids got to be pushed to the floor like push down to the floor and be like their wiring's a little screwed up you got it you got to knock the screws loose a little bit start over you know i think i think i think this kid Kids are really, I think kids. Put him in a crash test. Like in a Grinch? Like in the Grinch?

You didn't see the Grinch where they did the crash test and he fucking flattened against the wall. I don't remember that. Is that like in the post office? No, it's when he's testing before he goes down to the town to fucking wreak havoc. And he gets into the crash test dummy. It's like it's pretty much a chair. And he hits the wall. Oh, I do remember that.

That seems crazy. I thought you were saying he put a kid in a crash test. That would have been next level. I've been legendary. Legendary Grinch. You have been a mean one for sure. You are awesome. Mr.

Killing Grinch. That way that kid hit that wall. He blew in a smithereens and his head got stuck in the fucking pike. Mr. Grinch. I wouldn't be mad if you said Edward at all. I wouldn't be upset if you died. I love the Grinch, dude. Riggin.

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Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed Sponsored Jobs. One thing that was brought up last episode two is Carl Urban. I don't know what were he saying about Carl Urban that we thought he was Yeah we were just doing his voice We were just fucking around We must have said something about like where he was from

Yeah I must have uh because I've always assumed I thought he was from London down I thought he was from yeah for sure I thought he was too but I remember thinking he was like I don't know Australian or something Yeah, the problem is A lot you know I don't really watch that many interviews With the actors anymore I used to this used to be something like

Watching behind the scene stuff special features and movies and shit like that. Now that like everything's streaming, I kind of don't really go out of my way. Like I used to do with DVDs and shit like that. Yeah, because there's no bonus features or anything. Yeah. Well, the thing is weird is that we kind of lost a lot.

Particularly Carl Irving. Urban. Irving. Irving Maddie Johnson? Where are we going? Carl Urban. I really have very rarely heard him like talk about anything about where he's from. Because I watched a bunch of the boys interviews.

I think they're all hilarious in tandem. I actually, this season is the only time I watched any interviews and only because of Aaron Moriarty. I just, I was fascinated with all that shit. I'm, I'm like a really big fan of Jensen Ackos because I've been watching Supernatural the whole fucking time. Ah. So like seeing him on season three. I'm not gay. I didn't ever watch it.

Yeah. Yeah. Is that, is that show? Are you like one of the like the, like the, because I think the, the demographic was like 93% women? Very female. Yeah. It's very, very female. You're one of the few people that like,

males and one of my old co-workers too because I also made fun of him for that. I have an older sister and that's what happened. I get it. I get it. And you can't outfight her. Vigita's hair is weirdly purported. Like it's not. I thought there was like some bullshit. It looks too spiky. Like it looks like shadows hair more than Vagita's hair. It looks more,

it looks more real. Like that's, that's like how I feel like Vegeta's hair would really be. But like we've all seen Vigita's hair. Yeah. It's fucking stupid big. He's got a big ass head too. Virginia has a big fucking head. Oh, that video of him fighting cancer? Yeah. Where you could see like his fall.

Have you not seen that movie? I don't think I'm seeing that movie. There's a great video. What is it called? Amin showed it to us. I'm sure if you, I'm sure. We watched it this weekend and a house full of people and we were screaming at it.

Because it was so insane. Was Vib there when we were watching that? It was a Vib. It was Laos, Monaco. We were all watching it. Let me tell you. That is crazy.

the VIN was there as you were watching that video the but like I think if you look up Virginia cancer it should probably come up on it should come up but it's it's it's just Vegeta being like he's in a bed and he's bald and he's like this cancer is really strong and Goku comes in it's like

let me fight your cancer and it's the dumbish it's it's so stupid it's better it's way better than it's it's way better than it's how strong is you guys me fight it no it's like a whole arc actually yeah it's pretty good And the thing about it, the thing that I love about it is that they make Vegeta bald, but they follow the way that he's usually drawn from a profile. So his head is like slope. Let me see if I can find it.

I have the video already. Do you have it already? It's a three minute video. Don't show him the whole video. Just skim through it. Like put it on mute. Just skim through the images. Just show him bald Vegeta.

It's like it is such a fucking amazing image. I love it. But yeah, Carl Urban is New Zealand. We made a mistake. Oh my god He looks like one of those Conehead niggas Wait

You remember the cone heads? Yeah they look They look like fucking Those things should not be alive Whatever you can find it You can find it if you Google it I can show some on this camera There's certain angles from it too

Or it just looks insane The problem isn't Yeah look at them It actually looks more normal in that But uh Because there's some shot There's shots where it's like... When it's...

When it's... It goes into his head. It nicks back. It's like, damn, Vajeter. It's funny. It's good. Anyway, that's all the stuff from the last episode

and also the rag... Look, I don't know what's going on with the rayon stuff. All I'm saying is, please stop. Yeah. Just please stop. I'm surprised I haven't seen

a bunch of people Photoshopie in on the dance floor or whatever. Yeah, I don't know. They should do that. They should... They should... Especially that one picture where you're...

You are photoshoped into Adam Driver's torso. Your face? Oh, yeah, I love that. Wait, where did it? Somebody just did that. Oh, no, I might have lost that image. I don't know where that image is. I have it.

You have it? I know I have it. I love that. That image is insane. It's fucking fantastic. It's from the thumbnail. It's from the thumbnail of that video we did, one of the Twitter trashes.

Oh, right. From back in the day. Right, right, right, right. I was making this absurd face. I don't even know how to read. Yeah, yeah. That was when you were doing the, you were doing like, I don't remember.

I don't remember how. I did it. Because it's like I've never been able to recreate that exact face. Huge. Huge. It's huge. Oh, that happened. It's so big. The fucking Elon Musk online fucking interview with Trump.

That shit was horrible. It didn't even work for a while. Which is the same thing that happened to DeSantis. Yeah. Literally, DeSantis was like, I'm running for president and this is my debut. And it just didn't. That's how I imagine. You like my boots?

He's such a fucking. Howdy, duty, fucking Marionette looking fuck. I want him to get struck by lightning twice. I mean, he's dead. He's dead. He's a dead person. He might as well be dead. He might as well be dead. Like, I think everybody forgot about him entirely. Especially when he went on, when he went on stage and he would try to smile, it was the worst thing.

He smiles like Mr. Beast. He does. He does. Bees. At least Mr. Beast could at least like hold his teeth that he would like, you would see his mouth struggling to like, he's like, I'm like, what the hell is this? Why is it doing that? It's like he was in a boss battle with his own fucking face. It's the craziest thing watching that guy try to smile. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But, yeah, no, I forgot about that. Yeah, they did a Twitter space and it was just whatever. I don't know. It was just uneventful. It was as stupid as it always would be. It's so. There was a point where he was like trying to like, I mean, I don't know, the slightest bit of charitability that I can give to it is that there was at least one point where Elon tried to seemingly tried to make the case for nuclear energy or whatever at the very least.

Yeah. And so a little bit of pushback. Kind of used a little bit of bad example. Yeah. Talking about the arsenal of like bombs versus like say maybe a reactor having a problem or something. Yeah. Like because I understand what he was trying to do with like, oh. But he's not smart enough to do it.

He's not. That's the one thing when he had like there was those people, those engineers and he had that fucking Twitter space with the engineers and they were asking him questions that they expected him to know. They were laughing at him. It was insane. The thing that annoys me about all of his fucking fan, you know, they're cult people, of course. So anyone who was a fan of him before for the ingenuity who thought he was smart and they understood he's not, they're all making videos about him. Like, oh, this guy sucks. Everybody else is just a fan boy are still saying, this guy's a fucking genius.

And I'm like, how could you believe this at this point? You're just crazy. And look, there's a, I don't think if he just didn't, I think you can lean into that. You know what I mean? Like, it's fun. If you're at the head of a company and you are the idea guy. Right. You're like a Steve Jobs.

We're like, Steve Jobs is not like necessarily technically competent. He's intelligent. He's an intelligent dude. But like he wasn't built. He wasn't like, he wasn't in a cave in Iraq building an iPhone with a box of scraps. You know? Like, yeah. He had like a bunch of people and he would tell people like, it's like Bill Burr's kind of bit about it.

It's kind of like how I feel about it where it's like I want my music. I want all my music on this phone. Get on it! And that's like, yeah, it's kind of what it was. It's like, there's idea people who can see, like, you know, oh, I see this vision for the future. I don't know how to get there, but I'm going to hire the right people to do it. That's what leadership is. That's what architects are.

The architect does it and then the engineer goes in and creates it. Yeah, and you know what? To be fair, I mean, like, dude, okay, fine. Like, you don't have to pretend to be a genius. Just like surround yourself with people who are capable of doing it. And then just like, yeah, reap the benefits of high. hiring the right people and doing crazy shit. Like, there's nothing wrong with it.

Yeah. It's the fact that he tries to, like, exude this, this, um, aura of like more intelligent than he clearly is. Right. That's, like, Tony Stark.

It's like, you're not Tony Stark, bro. Yeah, you don't, you don't, you don't, you're some African nigga that I can't fucking deal with the fact that

if I give you toast instead of fucking, like, pancakes. The thing that, I don't know. He was, he was in, he was in, he was in, uh,

he was in, he was in, he was like for that's very reason. Yeah, but like, there's one with Better Warorik, right? Yeah.

Bell Roark. Oh, Mickey. Mickey Roark? I was like, what are you trying to say? Bell Roar. Bell Roark. Beto O'Rourke was that guy who ran for president who wasn't very good.

You probably don't even remember it. No. That's what I was like, okay. He was one of the Dems. The day Dems? Okay, let's go to the next thing. That fucked me up. All right.

Susan would just keep... We need one of them to run for president, man. from fucking Baltimore. What is he's day damn? No, day, damn. Okay, so with respect, no, they, then presidents. Why is that? That's, it's gonna be so confusing.

No. We can't allow it. We can't allow it. Why? We can't, we barely allow women. We can't make a leap like that. We can. Let me tell you something.

Women have been around for so long and they're just getting to the president. I mean, so have they though. No, not in the same way. Not in the same way. Chris, stop talking. They need another hundred. years and then you can be president. Chris, they've been around as long as everything else has been around.

See, I'm already, look at, I want, stop. I don't know, man. Sure this. Rather than literate. There's no, there's no evidence. There's no evidence. There's no evidence. Except for, like, I don't know, all of the cultural words of like all of our people that, okay, I'll stop.

Sorry, sponsors. This week, sponsors, NRA. Uh, Susan Mujiski is dead. The CEO of YouTube is dead. Oh, I saw that. Yeah,

yeah. Did her son recently die too? Her son died. So this is crazy. Some people are trying to cook up some, you know, they got their cauldron. And they're like,

so her son before her, died of an overdose. He like just did too many substances. I think it was Beast, Mr. Lolly. I think it was, not Mr. Beast. Beast,

he had nothing to do with this. Yeah, Beast Mr. God him. But Beast Mr. Rose from his fucking tomb. His tomb is encased in like, like iron and fucking concrete underground and lead. But Mr.

Bees slowly licked his way out of it. It's such a caustic leg. He just licking his way out of it. Beast, Mr. licked his way out of a lead sarcophagus. And he's like, are you son of Susan Wicheske?

And he was like, yeah, what's up, bro? And then he just started sucking his soul out. Literally like Susan son's like you. in the bathroom and then two fingers cracked through the ground and just open like a pussy and the beast

mess and he's like your mama Susan? He's good. Yeah. And then this gives him an overtime. He just, he cast it? He castes it overdose on him. He shoves a brick of fentanyl into his throat. Yeah, and then it just

all of it. All the fentanyl in the world. Just the tessaract of fentanyl. He puts him inside of it. He just suffered him inside to the Tessaract and he's like, I'm so tired. I'm so tired. The official story was that he overdosed. The real story was that he was trapped in a fentanyl tesseract.

By Beast Mr. By Mr. disappeared. He just like, Oh, yeah, no. And then he fucking fell back into the floor and sealed back up. It just sealed up without a trip. I don't know if I have anything to really say about it.

It did, you know, it happened. She passed away. She had cancer, I guess. She's like 56, right? That shit fucking creeps me out, man Seeing people with that much money Like dying from cancer You know?

Yeah Because I'm always like What did what happened? Are you not taking care of yourself When you have all the money? Well it's not AIDS You know It's slow recognition man

Huh? It's not AIDS I mean cancer oftentimes If it's not like really bad as treatable Yeah but she might have had a really bad one Very likely Can't have really bad age anymore It doesn't start off really bad though

That's the big It might not notice It's ignoring it Well see that's the thing That's what I'm like How are you so fucking and rich, why would you not get regular checkups on your fucking body?

The only reason I don't is because that shit costs money. What happens is that they think they're immortal. That's the problem with the rich people, that's why they do the shit they do, like actually, genuinely. They forget that there's a period of time where all this money you got is, you're going to die. I don't go to the doctor to check up anything. You should, bro.

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Or you could like find out and avoid it. I don't want to know. You can find out you have stage one like a tumor. They can take it off your body and then give you like, I don't know. one dose of chemotherapy will be sick for like three weeks. I respect a gambling. Look, I respect a gambling middle class man. I don't respect an idiot.

I don't respect the rich person with infinite resources that could literally take care of themselves. Or like, you know, we even just mentioned Steve Jobs. Like, what a fucking idiot. Well, no, Steve Jobs was trying time and time and time again. He just couldn't find a proper donor. As far as... He took a Asian person's organ, if I'm not saying, literally.

As far... What? Yeah, because he had a transplant of some sort. I forgot what it was. There's blood in my stool. every day and I will not I will not go to a doctor. Oh, that's cool. I like that. That's crazy. I think that's smart. If you shit blood, please go to a doctor.

I don't say anything wrong with it. It's getting bad blood out of you. Oh, he's bloodletting. Yeah, actually, I believe in that. He's blood. He's blood. He's blood. No, he's, he's anemia maxing. It would be blood minning. Mitting.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you're, sorry. That's blood minning bleed maxing. Yeah, you're bleed max. There we go. That's it. That's it. That's it.

I'm too busy bleed maxing. Sorry, I'm bleed maxing. I have zero stats anywhere else. His wrist is dripping. Yeah. It's audible. It looks like your fucking forearms have wings. I can start calling women bleed maxers.

Yeah, you fucking bleed maxing bitch. Bleed maxing. Get out of my house. It's unnatural. Stop. You're a fucking... It's unnatural. You're a fucking monster.

You're a fucking monster. What are the favorite? things of the South Park movie that came on like 2000 or whatever Mr. Garrison has a line where I think he, Wendy says something he was like, I'm sorry, I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die and as a kid, that shit

was like the, I was like, wow. It's a good line. It's so powerful. It is a really good life. Yeah. But I don't know, man. You think you think vampires think period blood is like particularly yummy? See, they never, I never see that. They never talk about it. And it's like, let's

Because Hollywood's fucking stupid. Hollywood likes to pretend like periods don't exist and... Well, they don't. It's fucking... Well, really, they pretend that like, yeah, big pharma...

It's big period. Big period. And it's a big red dot. It's a big red dot. And it's, um, they're trying to convince us that periods are real, just so women have an excuse to be bitches. I feel like we have the worst culture as far as like...

You know what's crazy? Oh, man. I should get the thing to do the period cramp similione. I was like, don't because if it doesn't really bother me that much, I'm going to lose so much respect for you. Oh, to get the simulator? Yeah, I'm like, I'll lose so much respect for you. I don't, I just, let me respect you now.

What even is that? And have like my, my, my doubts. It's probably electric shock things that, um, that can, um, it stimulates your muscles. Usually it's like, because you never seen those people, they have ab stimulators or all this is shocking their abs. Yeah. So they tone them up. That's crazy.

It's crazy that those are real. It's stupid, but like, you know, people do that. Look, man, I don't know. I'm in pain all the time, so, like, go ahead. Add more. Whatever. I really, I really think it's probably a really seriously uncomfortable experience. Do I think it hurt as much as it does?

Well, to me, look, I know it's a, it's a spectrum. It's probably incredibly uncomfortable consistently. It's a spectrum, man. Which is, which is frustrating. I can imagine why, like, dude. Some people have it worse than others. Yeah, some people have it worse than others. Some girls are like, I can't move.

And I'm like, dang, dude. Dude, I get that way with migraine sometimes. Like there are some days where I get like a headache that I'm just like I literally can't. I love one. You have to go to sense me I'm real. Okay. Like it reminds me I'm present. Anyway, uh,

so recipes. Susan just he's gone. Yeah. Actually, you know, we were all mad at the time, but I will say she was a lot better than this new fucking guy. That's just Mr. Corpo and she was actually pretty old school, right?

She was involved with Google from like the fucking get-go. So it's actually kind of cool. Yeah. She made decisions that I didn't agree. And she was like, she presided over YouTube during like an unfortunate time. Like, It was just like, advertisers pulling out and it's just like you throw a nuclear switch.

It's like it's unfortunate. The thing is like in retrospect, I feel it could have been much worse to feel somebody else. Yeah. No, easily. Yeah. Yeah. For 100%. Yeah.

So that's why I'm like, okay, in retrospect, I'd give her a little bit of flowers because I'm like, yeah. It's the way that YouTube's heading in now where it's just. Is it worse? It favors a certain type of content. And I feel like that's why content has gotten so much more shadier on average as far as like the way with people Because there are people with special privileges Like say I'm using Philip DeFranco as an example Since he's a little bit higher in the echelon

He can get away with saying Almost anything Like he can swear and say all these things He can use the word rape He doesn't have to say grape or essay or fucking on alive And if they just fucking did that for everyone Because within like it just ease up on that shit and to me it's just gotten increasingly worse,

especially and everybody's kind of cowtowing to it. Now the algorithm is basically if you're not using those words, it automatically knows this is not a savory video. So you kind of want to use those words now, but I refuse.

I'm not a fucking infant. The only one that would ever use is PDF file because I think that's funny. The PDF file is funny. It's funny. I like how it sounds. Like when I heard that for the first time, I'm like, that's hilarious.

I'm not a fucking shit. It's funny. because I would always like there's a, there's a program or like a website that I've used a couple times to get like PDFs. I don't remember what, like to sign PDFs or whatever. It's called PDF filer. Yes, I have that. And every time I would like go on it, I'm like, this is a terrible name, man. Like, what the fuck are you do?

I honestly think that that website is the only reason that connection was even made. Because PDF files have been around for a while. Yeah. Pedophiles have been around for a while. Only in the last like couple years since this website exists have I noticed. have I noticed that that was even remotely a connection that was drawn. Right. And I never really thought about it before that.

Like, until I was on that website, I was like, I don't know. I don't like the way this sounds. What the fuck are you doing? Weird. Yeah. What else? I wish my name, there was a, what was that stupid fucking show? The IT crowd.

And then this guy, his name was Peter File. And specifically because of that, he just, this girl couldn't date him anymore because his when he's like, Peterfile. They were at the, yeah, they were at like the airport of the bus, the train station, and like his name was called over the intercom and he's like, me, I'm Peterfahel, I'm Peterfahill. I'm like, she was just like, I can't fucking do the city bar.

It was so funny because I'm like, I feel that. I actually might be, if someone's name is too fucked up, like I just saw in, so there was that, we talked about Dr. uh, uh, uh, gay Ludwig Hitler, right? And then I saw another name. This guy's name. This guy's name is Mo Lester. Yeah, Mo Lester.

Mo Lester's classic. And I'm just like... First name, Mo, last name, Lester. I can't hang out with Mo Lester. That's my man, Moe over there. There's no way I'm ever going to be able to take him seriously ever. And it's not his fault. No.

Poor guy. It's your parents not being able to put two and two together because parents are stupid. Yeah, it's like fucking that Kyle Kowlinski's dating or married to Crystal Ball. Oh, yeah, Crystal Ball. And I'm like, why parents? Why'd you guys? His wife's name is Crystal Ball.

Yeah. Why, parents? So the last name's Ball. So, Crystal. Like, that's because, you know, that's what the dad did. Yeah, yeah, for sure, yeah.

The mom rolled the eyes and he's like, listen to me, bitch. Christopher, listen. Listen to me your second-rate. Can you imagine calling your wife a second-rate jump? That's such a fucking, like, Hey Arnold. fucking stickball on the street

ass insult. I was thinking like second rate chum. One of Al Capone's like fucking enforcers like shaking someone down. It's like a 19 60s child. For me, for me. For me, stickball on the street like you second rate chump. For me, I just think of the fact that it's a really big person whose teeth are all jagged. He pretty much has a mall. He's like, well, shit of me.

He's teeth are like venom's teeth, you know? That's crazy. You're nice. Crystal. It's like, fucking Christopher Warkin in the Sleepy Hollow. Like when they show his ass,

he's just all like, I was like, why is he look? Why is he, okay, because from my understanding, I thought like, the sleepy,

the headless horseman was like, possessed after he died or something, at least from my understanding. He's just headless. But so like, they show, so Christopher Walken plays the head of his horseman and sleepy hollow.

The headless horseman was born headless. He's born headless. He's more out of head. That would have been a much better story. Only it was born with an invisible head This motherfucker was all like evil and shit I didn't get it. Great movie though Actually a really fun fucking movie

Which one? Sleepy Hollow With Johnny Debb Christina Richie Oh I don't remember the movie I know that story because we grew up around Sleepy Hollow And I remember I remember I made a friend Who lived in Sleepy Hollow and I was so excited to go Because I just love the idea

It's like I know somebody who lives in Sleepy Hollow I work in Sleepy Hollow It was a fucking there's nothing there literally Yeah it's really boring actually So there's no assholes running around Like, cosplay In Halloween town They have a lot of fun over there

Oh, Halloween town In Halloween time they have a lot of fun over there You think anyone's actually getting decapitated Like they, you know, because you know, you can cover for it Because you can like You strap somebody You can decapitate a real person Strap them to a horse

And then make the horse run down the street That's fucking good It was. They did that in Red Dead? Wasn't that a Red Dead scene? Was it? Yeah, Red Dead too. They did that to a Karen

Karen. They sent someone back to you like that. Yeah, yeah, they said, I remember. Oh, the guy that was from the O'Driskels. Right, right, right, right, right, right. The guy that almost got castrated. I got to play Red Dead again, man. I'm playing it right now.

I know. I'm crazy. I went through like a weird, in the last, like, couple weeks. I guess like the last week specifically, I've gone through this like weird. I've been playing like a lot of, like I played infamous second son for the first time and finished that. I played that. Do you remember, you guys remember the Order 1886? Yes.

Did you play it? Yeah, it was like the movie game. It was like a movie game. Yeah. How was it? I kind of liked it. It looked cool. Did it shoot worlds?

So let me put it this way. That game is not particularly good from a game perspective. Like it's very like, they have this like cinematic black bar aspect ratio at the top and it's a cover shooter. So like you can't see a lot of what you're supposed to see. But I mean this sincerely. That's probably one of the best stories I've played in a video game. That's cool. Like it's like well.

The thing is it's written. authentically. And what I mean by that is like there's no like, you know how like I feel like if you make something fantasy oriented or even like even remotely serious now, I feel like there has to be like at least some hint of like, I don't know if it's irony or meta or like a wink nod that it's not that serious. There's some, there's an allergy to like sincerity. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business?

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It's played totally straight. You got to be full sales sometimes. Like this shit is fucked. We're in a fuck situation sometimes. Yeah. And they, for anybody who's curious about it, it's like, it's the 1880s. It's the King Arthur's Court.

And it's like, Steampunk, Werewolves Type shit Jack the Ripper East India Company It's dope as hell And it's all played

Super serious There's no There's no jokes You know Which I liked It was actually like Refreshing In this kind of period

Where everything's trying to be like How much was it? You just get it recently or You had it for a while No I picked it up recently Because I was like It's weird that I haven't played this Is it on PC or a console

It's PlayStation It's a exclusive I think Yeah it's PlayStation It's like I don't know It's like 10 bucks I wouldn't necessarily recommended for $10 because it's like

it is like a very specific kind of game I'll play I like wearwolves I'll play it The story is really fucking cool Yeah Like the idea of what's going on is like the idea Of murdering people I like historical fiction Like it's like

I love historical fiction like it's like I love Game of Thrones so goddamn much Hmm It's it's considered it's It's just a little bit more on the fiction side than it's historical fantasy more Last than I But like it's historical fiction is

Roughly the same thing No No historical fiction is like a sats Creed where it's like, you know, oh, the Da Vinci and like the Renaissance, but there's like a fiction happening within it. Like, what's, what's Game of Thrones? It's, it's

all very much so based off of the idea of the history of I think like, I think it's Scotland and down towards where it's the, uh, near the Mongols area. And that's all at that period piece. It's different names and there's obviously magic. Well, so it's based on

it. It's not like, it's not exactly historic. Like, they're not historical figures in that it is a fit perfectly in that. That's not historical fiction where you're described Game of Thrones is not

historical fiction. What is it called? I was going to be like dark fantasy books It's just fantasy. It's just like But it's very much so reference So I don't know

Would you describe? No, not necessarily but I understand what he's saying because it's not like just a complete like You know it's not just a complete It's like oh

It must be though It's like dragon age In a way where it's like Oh here's England Here's France Here's Italy But they're different names I would say

I would say Dragon Age is closer to historical fiction than Game of Thrones though, even though it's like say, like say, oh, if you're in the Teventur, that's Italy. It would be like, if you're in Orlay, you're in France. It's high fantasy with history

with historical references. Because every group in that book is based off a group in real life. Right, but it's a fictional group. But it's what I'm saying, what I'm saying is like this is straight like, oh no, it's like, yeah. Historical thing, like East India Company, like the journey to the Americas,

you know, the 1800s. But like the only difference is like there's like, yeah, Nikola Tesla's in it. and he makes you shit. Ah. It's awesome. And, but it's not like a,

it's not like, it's a me, Mario, you know, it's, it's like, it's like totally straight-faced. And I,

I thought it was awesome. Like, it's, it's a chore to play sometimes, and it's like kind of hard. Just because, like, the,

and the difficulty is, like, high, not because it's a difficult game, but just because, like, the game obscures so much from you. You know,

it's like, it's this really realistic looking game. And then you have the black bars. So, like, I was, like, See?

Can you not turn that off? Because that sounds crazy. I think because it's a PS4 launch game or like early in the PS4. They were trying to cut as much of the screen out to get like that cinematic kind of. Right. And it looks cool. It's cool. I guess my recommendation would just like play on easy.

You know what I mean? Because it is, it's a story game. You know what I mean? There's no. I wish it was on PC, man. Yeah. Yeah. I would play it.

I would model the world was to be freaking what you call with French people. If I mod it, I would do. Yeah. It's like, naked women with big cox wing out of me. Oh, I guess what? And I'd be like, ah, I'm pseudo. Guess what? So I did, I'm on my second play through a cyberpunk.

Guess what I did? Everybody's naked? Yes. And it is like, dude, uh, Claire, the, the bartender. Prime. Prime, pussy. Prime. Dude, she's like, has just enough thickness.

Dude, I was like, who did this? See, because like, when she's cloth, you can tell she's thick, but like, well, you know, Claire and, uh, in, what about, in country's trans. another, right? Huh? She's trans. Well, so people are saying she's trans, but like, Oh, in the game? She is. People are saying like she was definitely trans, but the way that, she has, so when you're doing her, she is, she's, so when you're doing her mission, she's, when you're doing her mission and she, she says something about, she says transition. Oh, yeah. She doesn't say what? She could have been a bird. Well, she's not, she's not,

what you call it? She's not enhanced at all. That's another thing you talk about. Well, that's she almost did before her husband. And then it gets complicated, like you realize that her husband was just racing and she didn't actually get he didn't actually get killed yeah but i still had uh you still got the guy killed anyway because i was like hey he died racing i'll let yeah so they're uh she they're erasers and then get it what he's you she lied to you she lies to you and she's like oh i want to avenge my husband because he got he got killed and i'm like all right let's go fuck this dude up and the guy's like begging for his life and be like claire the bartender and afterlife oh i don't know if i did much of her stuff i did every

if you're not in a racing you probably didn't do it the racing that game the racing those the card give you to race is so fucking stupid. Look, because they could have gave you a sports car and you would have been fine, but they gave you a fucking tank. Yeah, so she has this dumb tank thing. So I did that mission way later when I had dope shit. So like I got the best of that fucking, I forgot what it's called the caliber, whatever, like one of the best cars in that game to race and I destroyed everybody. Well, you got to use different car. I couldn't use the car. Yeah, you so, so, so, no, you, you either agree to use your car, say I'm using my own shit. Motherfuck, bro. Oh, my God. The only time I use a different car. I use it. You got to use a car. I'm

used her car is the one time where you have to when you're in the badlands. Yeah. She's like, no, you have to use my car because my car is built for the badlands essentially and I'm like that makes sense. And I hated the races because of how fixed it was. Yeah. Because her guns when she was shooting was doing nothing. Um, sometimes when you would touch people, they would explode. Other times they were invincible. The fucking guy, the guy that you want to

kill, I had him dead to write so many times. And literally, it's like plot armor in ways that, um, yeah. you can't shoot them you can't kill certain people like sometimes I'll throw grenades like people to see what happens like grant of thought oh yeah you know where it's like this car chase has to be this way yeah it's got it's worse than sky because at least usually skyrun they'll like at least get fucked up and they'll come back you know how they'll like usually like oh they'll topple over they'll topple over at least they can be somewhat affected and then it'll reset after a while these motherfuckers are impervious because like there was a you know that

chick that she works with the militec or whatever and it's um dex tells you meet with this bitch yeah and She like she like she like she's a blonde lady right huh the blonde lady yeah I think she's blonde and that guy throws you on the ground puts you has the gun up and then Oh yeah I tried to I could have killed that motherfucker so that's the thing I wanted to kill all of them and see if it maybe it would just abort the mission because it's optional you don't even have to do it and so I was just like oh she's the corporal chick right yeah the corpo chick yeah and the only reason I stuck with it because I saw a long time ago she's one of the chicks that you can smash yeah yeah and so I was like fine I'll go through this otherwise I was gonna be I don't fucking care about this dumb bitch would you play corpo um so my second I did a corporal intro

I just wanted to see what the intro was like So I was a dude in that one I just wanted to see what it was like I was like the worst one in my opinion Corpo is boring Actually my favorite one is the being a nomad A nomad A nomad was my favorite intro

I like being a street kid Yeah I just like the intro is so cool Like it actually made sense like It felt the best Because like when you're a corporo You just know Jackie No reason you know there's no reason There's no explanation

You just know him Yeah it's not like street kid You're not because you're a gang You're a game member also. You guys run into each other and then you guys become friends after a while. Like there's the car that's going to be stolen. Yeah, I did. But the nomad one was cool because he was like he needed a job.

And then he hires you. And then you guys get fucking in a really tight situation. It was really cool. I liked it. Yeah. I like the nomad one just because it starts off in the desert. And I think the desert's dope as hell. Like when I was out in Palm Springs and we were like in that desert environment,

I was like, this is making me want to play cyberpunk, which is weird. Because it's not very, it's not a desert game at all. It's not. You just go out there. It's kind of cool. But it was a cool, but that area stuck out to me. I like that area. Yeah. You want to run a lot. But that was a streak of the end. Did you guys do every ending? Yes. I did every ending.

I got the stars ending. I got the one where you got near Max thing for, I got all. I got all of them. I did them all. Because I just wanted to see. At one point, I was like, I'll just look it up. But I was like, no, I want to experience it. I did the one where I argued with her. I did the one where I saw, you see Jackie again. There was the one where you just kind of go to the moon. die. Yeah, the moon one was fun.

I mean, I like the image. Do you see one? The moon one made me sad because it's like, ah, you really die in that one. It's so sad. I was like, oh, man. They trick you.

You're pretty much like, because you go out in a blaze of glory because you're already fucked. You're kind of fucked. The Johnny one pissed me off, though. Only because he seemed like, hey, I've kind of changed.

I'm a little bit different. And then he just ignores everything that has to do with fucking V. To at least not just give the people that he loved a piece of mind to be like, hey, it's me, Johnny, sorry. He's just like, oh, fuck it. And then he leaves.

And I'm like, yo, what the fuck? I was like, I thought he like, I thought he changed. Like, I don't even remember what ending I got. Like, it was so long. There's the ending with, um, what's her name? The old bitch. I forgot her name. Rogue.

Rogue. Rogue. Rogue. That you, that you clear, you fuck her as Johnny. I don't know how to get a rogue ending. There's a rogue ending where, um, where she gets flat. by what's his name? What his name literally kicks the wall through her.

Well, I mean, whatever. We should, we should talk about Borderlands. We should talk about Borderlands. It's a way better. Let's talk about something good, yeah.

Borderlands sucks, man. So the movie, I am. So the Borderlands movie came out. I didn't see it. I want to see it just because of how bad everybody's saying it is. Should we go see it?

Should we all see it? I think we should. You see it this Friday, I guess. Let's give them a few bucks, man. Because I have the movie passed. I'm not giving them any money technically.

I feel bad for the cast, man. because I'm like, damn. They got some star stuff. I mean, I don't give a fuck about Kevin Hart, to be honest. No, nobody gives this shit about Kevin. But, like, say, like, as far as, like, other people, other legendary female actors. It is crazy.

I'm like, damn, that's fucked up. I can't believe you got Kate Blanchett in there. Yeah. For no reason. Yeah, I'm like, she, why would you? Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director. through a research, Jake Mbeta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

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This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. Why did she agree to this? She must have owed Eli Roth a favor. She must have. She must have. There must have been something that I'm missing. and because that's what usually happens right when they end up in these things they have no business being in

I have no attachment of borderlands at all yeah so none at all I missed a wave I have um and this is weird because like I have I have borderlands too and I'm like the reason I didn't play is I'm like I should really play one I just I just I hate doing that shit I know what you mean yeah

I just don't care about those games I that's not my aesthetic I understand I don't like slapstick I like... And that series is very slapstick. Sure. I guess. Yeah.

I mean, it is a... It is a precursor to destiny, technically. Yeah. Totally. You know? But, yeah, I mean, I liked Borderlines when I was a kid. I remember liking the first one. It was a breath of fresh air at the time because, like, you didn't see a lot.

See, it's kind of the reverse, right? With the order that I was talking about now, it's like, the order is like refreshing now. Technically, because it's just like everything is written very, very, very. joking now, like everything. Yeah. Like even, even, I mean, we talked about this on a recent episode about like how there are no real comedies anymore. It's just like there are movies that are also funny. Yeah.

And it's kind of everything. And so like, oh, it was nice to play a game that just had no, no jokes, you know, it was just like straight series. Everybody's super serious. It's almost like a Shakespearean kind of like, you know, sincerity to it. And Borderlands came out at a time where everything was mega dire and like mega serious, like grim dark, piss filter, you know, everything was great. That was the time of like fear That's when horror games were everywhere at that time Yeah

Everything was super serious And even the things that weren't That mall scene in Call of Duty where you're just fucking people It's just on boarder Yeah yeah No Russians Oh Everything was the best scene of all time

It is It's an iconic video game scene in sure I think that moment's so unfortunate It's clearly not the best season It's not the best thing of all time That's so stupid to say However I adore it so much

because they dared. I replayed the fuck out of that. I've done it many times. It's, I don't, I don't give a fuck about call it duty, but then at the same time I do. It's a weird thing where like,

there are moments within it that I'm like, oh, I actually care to. I'm kind of, I kind of agree with you where like, I never, soap dies. I was like, I saw a,

yeah, and I saw a black, a black ops two scene on Instagram reels. And it, brought me back to her. I was like, oh yeah, that was really good. I forgot about it. Yeah, it's, it's kind of, up until we started this podcast, it's kind of how I felt about Years of War. Uh-huh. We're like, I guess I don't really care about Gears of War, I guess. But then I would think about it and I would be like, oh, I actually really like, oh, I actually really like, called it's kind of like a little bit, like, it's more separate for me. Lessure. I just never really, I didn't even, I didn't play a single Black Ops campaign ever. Black

Black Ops campaigns are, to me, that was, probably the best one. To me, that was the thing, to me, that was the thing that was the thing that. Yeah, I mean, really drew me to it because I was already kind of out of the PVP thing just because Yeah, you had to get to a certain point where it's like, all right, my my I didn't have a gaming PC at that point. If you really want to compete, you know, you want to get the best Hertz, best graphics card. You really want to be on a mouse and key to fucking have that that that Twitch that you know to get you literally it's like it's like Formula One racing where their fucking that their differences are so minuscule. Have you seen that bullshit? I have seen it. I have seen it. It annoys me. Or I go play Digimond. There's like a fucking.

racetrack there and the way they customize their cars is so fucking wild. I want to hit those people. Because it's really cool. Like, I know I'd fuck around and buy one of those and I'd be stuck forever. Because it's such a mind, like, let me get myself a little bit of a little less on this. I'm like, well, what happened is

you would lightly press your toe on the, on the fucking accelerator and you would just die. It was like, those things are so crazy. It's not, that shit ain't built for, I'm not into that. I love it, bro.

It's into like these robotic people, right? Like that and everything needs to be so perfect. I'm like, I just want to plan a controller, dude. Yeah. I just want to like have fun, compete having fun. Team death match is cool, but then if I, oops, I didn't get 15 kills. Sorry. I'm sorry.

I didn't fucking carry the team. Yeah, that's the only thing I. You feel the N-Roid. Like you might have one real good fucking match. And then the next one, oh, you do so I only got eight kills. You fucking pussy. You fucking, I'm like, damn. bro.

Like, eight kills ain't that bad shit. It gets crazy, man. You can't do that, bro. That's why I was never, I've never been good at those games.

I was only pretty, I was only like half decent at Halo. I was pretty good at Destiny at a certain point. But I wasn't really a shooting game person until I got older. And it sucks. I think I would have been really good at them. But I was supposed to be playing like RPGs and fucking like Pokemon and shit like that. See,

I went the opposite route. Like I'm playing more RPGs now. Which I think makes so technically, it's accidentally. more logical. I didn't like plan that or anything, but it makes more sense. Because like you're, you're just better at games like that when you're younger. Like, I'm not as

good as I was at first person sure. Even just like 10, like, eight years ago. I'm smarter. I'm smarter now. The way it doesn't matter. It helps, but it's not, it's not as like obviously. Like, now at 30, it's like, oh, I can play an RPG and like really appreciate it.

You know what I mean? And also, yeah, at being wiser. It is, RPGs are a lot easier now. Puzzles are a lot easier. Yeah. I remember when I was a kid, I was just like, I remember playing, I remember starting Fallout 3 in high school and starting off in that classroom. I mean, like, this is fucking gay. Yeah, like, why would I want to do this?

Like, why would I want to do that? And I'm quoting myself from that time. Yeah. But like, I mean, you know, it's just like, why the fuck, like, why would I do this when I could go shoot shit in every other, like, video, like, what the fuck is this? I have to take a test and meet and meet a greaser? What the fuck is this

dumb shit? I was definitely that kid. I was like, I never played those. I didn't like him too much and like I fucking played I played Hawkelo 4. Especially when I played like really hard. I played all the other ones but I played like Halo 4 really hard. I'm not half bad at this and I played like I went back and played three a lot and I was like oh this game is actually

really really really fun because that's back people who had land parties. So like people would bring over the Xboxes he'd have like four TVs and you just play called Halo and fucking laugh. Yeah, I guess what I was saying is that, like, that's around, that's, that's, that's, that's around a time where, like, you had, like, it's very gritty, you know, it was very, like, even the games that weren't super serious. Like, Gears War is not technically, like, super serious. But it's, it's, it's, it's more serious than borderline. And Borderlands was like, ah, fuck it. Yeah, let's just have fun. You know, let's just have a gun that shoots guns that shoots guns. It's just like, that's so ridiculous that you can't help but smile. And Borderlands, too, was kind of the same thing Where I was like, Borderlands 2 is really good, actually.

It's still Borderlands. So if you don't like that, like, writing and it is, like, grading at a while after, at a certain point, like, you're not going to like it. But that's where it peaks, I think. And everything afterwards was a fucking mess. Yeah. But, yeah, Borderlands, first of all, 2009 is the first one. So it's a while, okay? Yeah.

So to get a movie now, it's kind of like getting a Halo show now. It's like, I don't know, man. They shot the movie a couple years ago, but it's still fucking late. They shot the movie four years ago. Yeah. Which, look, I remember hearing about it, right? I remember hearing about that this movie was coming out. And we've been given, I mean, a Halo show, notwithstanding.

We've gotten some pretty good video game adaptations lately, or at the very least, video game adaptations that are halfway decent. You name four? I can name three? Can I name it? Yeah, I mean, I think we got, I think Mario, was decent. I don't like Mario really that much,

but, like, I think it's, like, I think it's competent. The movie. The Mario movie, yeah. I think it's competent. Uncharted, I didn't like, but it was also very, it was competent in the same way. I forgot about that. This is, like, a fun kind of, like, whatever.

Like, this is. How was that? Was that him when he was, like, really young or some shit? Who? Like, uh, uh, Nathan, Drayton. Yeah, no, but that's, that's another thing where it's, like, the casting was fucking weird. It's, like, I guess, like, I guess it's Tom Holland fine.

But it works. Is he, uh, yeah, it's fine. It's got a, the last act of it is pretty fun because they have a set piece. I'll just tell you it. It's like they're these two, they're airlifting these two pirate ships over the ocean and they're like fighting on, like they're boarding pirate ships in the air. It's fun. Interesting. It's like it's mindless.

It's fine. Yeah. You know, competent. What happened to Tom Holland? He stopped acting, I feel like. Well, he, why would he continue? He's taking a break, right? Yeah, he's probably just telling.

I'm just going to be Spider-Man a few years. I'm going to like, fuck my girlfriend and then like become Spider-Man later on. He did that one thing. Oh, wait, no. He didn't do it. He did the thing where he was gay. He did do something, right? Wasn't he wearing like eyeliner

and getting like fucked or something? Yeah, his character was on what you call? His character had like B, not BPD. There was a show where he was getting pounded. I remember that was. It was because they had to do thing

with those two guys. Oh yeah, where she was getting fucked by like some tennis people or something? She didn't even get fucked by them. That's crazy. I watched that movie. I don't remember. Challenger's such a fucking ass movie.

Why did you watch it? Because my girlfriend wanted to see it. I was like, I guess I'm going to watch it with you. Fucking Eddie had a had a, had a challengers themed birthday party or something. I don't understand. I appreciated it because it's just like,

why the fuck would you do? This is such an insane idea that everybody's just in tennis gear. Look what the fuck? Wait, was it like a, was it like a, hold on. The bathroom had a photo,

had that photo of Zendaya like staring at the camera. Hold on. Hold on. Was this content or just like, no, fuck, I just want to have a birthday party. Did you go?

No, I didn't go. But I just like, I saw, I saw an Instagram after I was like, that's, I love, that idea is so insane. It, I would love to have a themed birthday after like some fucking completely obscure. I don't even know like what, like Mac and me. It's like having a. Like a Mac and me themed birthday party. It's like, what the fuck?

Yeah, or like a sling blade. A sling blade. A sling blade theme birthday. What the fuck would that even? What would I have no idea. Exactly. I would, I think of, it would just everybody be mumbling. to each other.

I do like the idea of some... I just don't like the idea of making people go out of their way to do crazy shit. Well, you're not making people participate if they want. Well, they're not right, but it's also... Some people probably feel obligated to go because their birthday fucking party. I've never felt obligated to do anything in my goddamn life.

But Borderlands is bad, is the point. Yeah, unfortunate. It's unfortunate. Oh, what I was going to say is that like... Okay, so Mario... uncharted, Castlevania, fallout,

Arcane apparently is very good. Arcane's very good. I refuse to watch it. Why? Religious reasons. Wake up every day and I wake up every day and I wake up every day. What is that? What is that? Every day and I wake up every day.

Everybody, every day, I wake up every day. I wake up every day. Every day. When you're experiencing right now is a psychotic break. But no, this isn't actually happening. This is all in you. You're just imagining a variation of me. Well, no, no, so imagine dragons.

In Dragon Magic. So I have not watched it. Oh. And they're also in an episode, apparently, which is like... They are? Yeah. I don't think they are. I would know.

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Yeah. They have cameos in an episode. It's like very slight, but it's enough for me to be like, no. I don't want anything to do with. with anything that they do. It's a good show. I'm sure it's good. But that's five. And there are like a couple other ones

I'm pretty sure, like that I'm not remembering. There's a master chief and Jimmy Rings. That was not good. There's Jimothy rings in the, Jimmy rings in the Alien Boys and then there's, um, did you say Fallout already?

Yeah, I did say Fallout. There's something else that I know I'm forgetting. Fallout. Last of Us. Oh yeah, the Last of Us show. Oh yeah.

That's what, that's probably what it was. Yeah. You see that, so what I love about this movie, the Borlans movie is that, Craig Mazen, the guy who I think wrote or directed or

something. He was like, he was in charge. I think I'm gonna go out, I'm just gonna say he wrote it because I'm pretty sure that's accurate. But he wrote the last of us, the TV adaptation, or he helped write it. And so his, and he also did Chernobyl on HBO. Yeah. And so he is, he was on the script for Borderlands and then

Eli Roth came in and fucked everything out. Of course. And then, and so Craig Manzan was like, I don't want my name on this. Oh, so he used an A-N. So he used an alien. So like on the thing, it says, like Eli Roth and Joe Cromby

who if you go to Joe Cromby it's just that's it and if you Google it it's like this is an alias for Craig Mason That's right that I forgot that some Some people did that yeah It's very dumb though because you can just look that up now Like it made more sense in like the 30s when you had to like consult like a witch

To like figure out if you didn't have any Encyclopedia Your GPS was a witching on your Consult the Are we going, are we headed the right way, dear? Consult the witch. Give me your eye. No, no, witch.

You can not have my eye. All right, go left. Go left. The idea of a left up here. The idea of a witch, like, almost crucified in front of, like, a horse and buggy. Like at the, like, the mast of a ship. And they're just like, left. Are you sure?

do not make me take your hand. If we make another Rome turn, I'll beat you for 24 hours again. That's an insane. Again. There's bags under his eyes from the last time he did it. He beat her ass so bad. If you get this wrong,

you ain't going to book of the bent bow. But it didn't have a back of a boogie of babo. Yeah, so fucking borderlands. Oh, yeah, you never said that way all that hot. We were talking about Carl Urban. We did not finish why he was brought up. No, he's a, he's a, oh, because we said he was like, I think we mentioned that he was Australian or something or, or, or, or English. And I just feel like we didn't say what he was.

He's from New Zealand. He's a Z-Lu-Hewis. He's a fucking Kiwi. He's a fucking. He's a, which I, why are they called that? Do you know? Uh, Kiwi, I knew for a second. I don't remember anymore.

I know exactly what you mean. Isn't that a shame? Isn't that terrible that like, we have access to all this information. And because of that, we look up the information in the moment and then we're like, oh, that's what it is. And then we forget. Oh, short term. great. Yeah, then it's gone. So fuck. In the backseat of a bookeed it.

Bac bow. Bat bow. A lot of people rode in trying to correct us. I got a couple DMs about it, which is weird. Yeah, I was like, God damn. I don't normally get DMs about stuff on the show, but like, then, like, every now and then, like, the Raygun thing was one of them, and then this was one of them. Yeah, people are really passionate about that shit. Yeah, I was like, okay, sorry. I mean, I didn't, I didn't know. I'm actually surprised is, now I guess him and Anthony Star been fucking for a while. Hey, hey, hey, why don't these fucking.

name's Carl Urban. Carl Urban. How's it gone? Hey, mate. Call, oh, go Izzy Adisanya. Gonna print out some pamphlets.

You know? You got to print out some pamphlets? Send him to the Royal Guard. I'm not even... I fucking hate you. Are you a fucking... I'm not even going to say anything. Because last time,

every time I say something about England, I get it so demarchal be wrong, and somebody has to point it out. What are you going to say? I was going to say Liverpool No, yeah I'm just imitating Tycho Waititi basically

Because he's my only reference for What a New Zealander sounds like Oh To me, it may sound ignorant But dude When I hear New Zealand A standard Australian And a South African accent

They're way too goddamn similar They're like It is this It is to me it is as similar as, and it's not like say oh, an outback Australian national because that's not standard, right? That's the stereotype. Yeah. It's like fucking, you know, you do

an Asian stereotype. You do. Like Captain Boomerang. Yeah. Yeah, that shit. Yeah, like to go right of your face. I just like. Take a right nut on your face over there. Yeah. Get the boomerang. But like, look, I want to get this.

Get the boot. I want to glaze a boomerang and come. And then fling it. Throw it at a kangaroo. That's what they do, I think. I think that is how, yeah. Every Australian I know has said that verbatim. We are friends that one Australia. It's a right of passage.

I don't think Lewis has ever said that. I think Lewis said that specifically. Yes, he has. I don't even know him, but yes, he has. Lewis Spears definitely said those words. Yeah, I'm here to throw a fucking cum glazed boomerang at your face, right? Bermarang. Bermarang.

Mad Max. Beamer. Aboriginals. Yeah, you get an arrow. Get the average. 18 knows. But I hear the, yeah, I hear the differences. So I think between...

I want to, I want to test that. And I think this is what I'll do. This is what I'm going to do. So there's these three UFC fighters. All right. I guess I guess not. No, no, no. The best improv partner ever.

No. No. No. Look, there's these three, three people. People. UFC. One's from Australia, one's from New Zealand.

One is from South Africa. I will play dialogue from each of them and then you guys have to guess which is which. I will do that. And I guarantee you it's going to be a lot harder

than you imagine. Okay, so here's what I will say. South Africa is a trip for me. Like I, South Africa, I'm still, I can discern between, I can discern between English, Australian,

and New Zealand. I can. I can do English. I can do English. I can do English, Australian. It's super easy. When I get to New Zealand and Australia,

Because like I there, especially I watch so much like, like UFC is my biggest reference. I watch, there's a lot of fighters from, there's a really big, there's a big gym in New Zealand called city kickboxing. And then there's, they have a lot of good people coming out of there. And I'll hear them talk. And then I'll hear say some of the people that over in Australia are talking. I'm like, it's too, it's almost a similar. It's, it's almost like just being a few cities over. where I'm like it's not really that discernible

It's kind of almost like a slang thing But you kind of can It's like it's like You know that it's like New York and Boston You know what I mean? I don't think they're like Oh people say that to me And I think it's insane

Right But like we know that because we're there You're there You're a part of it I guess that's true yeah Oh that is a very big difference It's like a most You think about

Think about most people That aren't from the area at all When you hear someone speak Spanish They're not gonna be able to tell Where they're just not Like they're just gonna be like Oh you're just some bean What you fucking telling a value

If you don't speak Spanish at all, yeah. Because I can tell different things people that speak Spanish and not most of the time. Because you've been surrounded by it. Like say me, same thing. Like I can tell somebody from someone who is from fucking the Caribbean speaking Spanish for someone from Mexico is very different to me. But I feel like if you don't experience that shit, how the fuck are you going to really know? Well, the thing is that Caribbean speak one way. Caribbean and Puerto Ricans and Cuban sound pretty similar.

Like very similar. Well, they're right now. Yeah. It's gross. There's like a song. There's almost like a K. It's all in cadence, I think. It's like the way certain,

the way certain parts of the sentence are lifted and lowered is how you can usually tell. Because since I've been around so many Mexicans, when I hear Puerto Ricans speak Spanish, they don't sound right. They don't sound right to me because of the fact that, like, which is really bad because that's what I am. That's really disrespectful to my own people,

which is sad, but it doesn't sound right because instead of saying, you got gentrified. I technically did, I think. Yeah. Because I've gotten better out here. I speak Spanish now because I'm out here and I'm surrounded by it.

opposed to when I was back home, I understood some Spanish, but I didn't really speak it very often. Sure. But like, how would you describe the Mexican cadence? Mexican cadence is, it's, it's for actual Mexican speaking Spanish, it's more proper. But what Mexicans like Chicano Spanish just sounds stupid. No, what I mean is like, you know how like in, in, in Puerto Rico. In Puerto Rico, it's like, it's like, or Caribbean Spanish, it's like there's like a, it's like, it's almost like Italian in the way that there's like a. sing-songy nature to the way.

So you said sing-sox. So remember before when this motherfucker fought me when I said there are sing-songy words. Right, but not words. There are. There's no word that is sing-song. Yes, there is. It's about the cadence.

I literally brought this up when we were having that conversation, by the way. Moron. It sounds like it's happening again. Where I brought up Italian specifically. I think for Puerto Ricans in particular, they don't usually say the end. Like instead of saying esta?

Say the in-word? The end of a word. Chill. Chill. Yeah. They definitely say the end word. Yeah. I was like,

you're lying. What do you mean? What do you mean? Instead of saying estas, they say estat. No, I understand. I understand,

but I mean, like the cadence is like, growing up, I remember I would hear this like, you know what I mean? Like, it's almost like, there's like a cadence

to like the way that it's spoken. And then Mexicans like don't have a cadence. Mexicans is more like flat. It's flat the entire time. Like there's no. there's no emphasis on anything it's wild they're more of uh insane it's crazy no it's got a text

was it from mexico and asking us to stop is it from mexicans no i just i don't know the context but uh it's just my wife my wife she just it's just a thing about like and i don't know which sink but she clogged a sink she said and i really

really really hope it's not the the bathroom sink because i told her stop brushing your fucking hair in the sink, you're gonna clog it up. And I hope it's not that one because if it's the kitchen, something happened, whatever.

But yeah, if we're, I'm gonna turn to Ricky Ricardo, bro. I'm about to be like, huh? What are you? Lucky never hit her ever. You think he did.

What are you doing? Lucy, you fucking whore. What the hell? We've never seen them have sex either. That's true. We've never seen it. We can't prove it. Okay.

Meaning, we've never seen. During. We've never seen Anakin fuck Padamay, so we don't know if those are his kids because we didn't see him fuck. We've never seen Lucille Ball's labia's stretched and torn asunder. So like we can't possibly, we can't know. I've never since Sini Sweeney's Pussy, so she made me trans. That's true.

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Of her pussy. Now I have a screenshot of she's wearing a bikini and I'm positive the transvestigators are curious. because curious Sidney we've never seen her pussy does that mean she actually has one I'm Tucker Carlson

I'm Tucker Carlson and this is CNN Oh my God That's crazy He changes teams entirely Dude CNN's getting a little iffy actually I mean some grifters They kind of like

They're grifters man They uh man I think about this a lot I keep thinking about man I keep thinking about I was like I want to I really want to Griffin. Like, I was like,

I want to keep talking about this though. Like we do. We never do it. Let's just move on. Rift, bro. You know how much support we'd get being

enough? This is a conversation. We've had a million times. Let's do it then. There's money on the table we're not getting. I would rather go see borderlands. We will see borderlands. And see Kate Blanchett as a 50 year old

pretending to be fucking Lilith. That name is Lilith, that's the siren's name. Look. I'm saying. I'm sorry. Channel or Conner.

Second channel. We talk conservables The nigservatives The nigservatives The nigservicons Negro con is fucking awesome Not bad actually It's pretty good

Yeah and it's like Hey fucking Kamala right You know That used to be arrested Kamala Lama Lama ding dong over here Fucking fucking

Kamala Huacbar Over here She's about to get a Kalaamaama man, what are you gay? Are you trying

She tried to get in your ass, bro? Kamala Harris pedophile question mark We'll find out today The thumbnail Yeah Oh my god

Well, all that Khalis got sound You want a good ones more Tim Waltz Uh, uh, war criminal Yes

Lily would leave me Yeah Tim Waltz Lillie would actually leave me Skins children alive. He skins children and beats them with the American flag while wearing a trans makeup. Tim Walts puts dead white women in school bathrooms? Question mark? I don't know about you, brother, but I heard that Tim Waltz actually administers the tampons to the boys while they pee.

Is Kamala a secret moose lamb? Yes. Find out. Tonight On fucking whatever it is Muslim Negro Khan On Negro Khan Niggasat play It's me

Yeah niggas that play Yeah that's it I've had that for a very long time What is it? Niggas at play It's a good I like it Yeah It's unusable

When we first got together And we were like A What should our podcast be And that was Niggas at play Was a thing I think it's so good

It's a good name It is a good name The idea of that It's like so useful useful but you can't use people, be like, that's not. We live in the world, maybe a hopeful eventually you could say, everyone could say negative. Who was in Paris is my question? I literally called some, so in Digimon, there's this weird occurrence where like, there's

two particular Digimon that black people very often like. It's really weird. And it's always, um, it's, Angel Woman. No. It's, it's, uh, it's like my favorite, my two favorites are them also. Okay. Why? Can you show me these?

There's nothing you would assume by you. I think you already seen the one I say is my favorite all the time. I don't know. Anytime you say anything about Digimon. Stop! Would you say? Is it Gunmon? Gunmon.

Is it fentanyl mon? Is it nigger mon? That's too easy. Is it? That's too easy. Is it heavy set white woman mon? Is it? Gunmon is crazy.

It's me. Gunmon. It's just a gun mod. It's just a gun. They can talk, right? Did you know that? Yeah. Who's the gun? Who's the...

This is one of my favorites. You never, you'd, this is one of my favorites. I think he's just adorable. Why do niggas like that one? I don't know, but niggas, and it's this dude. I think this other one is more understandable

why people like this one so much. I think it's just kind of cool looking. And it's this one. Oh, because he's, yeah. Oh, yeah. I remember that guy. I liked him too. Yeah,

Vima. But what do you mean? That's like the, wait, first of all, I haven't played Digimon. He's one of the most famous ones, objectively.

So people like him a lot, of course. Yeah, but these are both ones that I recognize. You know, you know both of those ones? I guess, well,

I don't know their name. I don't know they're like so serious number. Not a first name basis with them. But I know, I don't go over your house. I remember, see,

because I had action figures of like that, the blue one, the late, because he turns in the flame. Flame Germant. I had to fucking... I didn't know. The dumbest...

The egg that turns into it? Did you have the egg? I did. That thing is so... Dude, let me tell you... What you guys are talking about? So let me look it up. There was an egg.

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It was so cool, I thought. Change into digital. Dude, look at that. Champion. Deed champions. He's like a fucking race car. He's like a, It's so stupid.

He's like a hot rod. He's a race car. He looks so badass. They're like, hey. But he's literally just a little one with red on his body. So this is what we're going to do. Hot Wheels,

swords, Mega Man. Dude, when I was a kid, I thought genuinely this was the coolest fucking thing ever. Flame Drummond was so cool when I first saw him. I screamed. It is so sick.

For no reason. This is, but it's so clearly 10 year old. Yeah. Everyone likes this one. Every, every single black person I know. That's Columbine Flamedraman.

He has guns. He has, look, this is pale Draman. And I fucking love this, but every black person loves it. So what happens, I started thinking the Discord

where I call people instead of calling them the black, call up nigger, I say, oh, you fucking, you Imperial Draman enjoyer. You fucking Pail Draman enjoy it. Hell cat driving ass That's crazy

I don't And they're like Damn dude I do All of them like Damn I do enjoy that Pokemon man Yeah I fell off of that shit Dude I love

Oh yeah This is the one I had It's the literal egg That turned into it No no no I had If it cheap you better buy it So this is the golden one Is that Magna?

Yeah That's my boy I fucking love that dude too I had this axe figure And I thought it was It's so jagged I don't know I like jagged shit

Look up I don't know Magnum on X right now If you like jagged It's such an insane. Just put an X by it. Like literally that's what I'm looking for?

What am I looking for? What? Is this Magnaman? What that one is? What magna? This is this Mega Man X. What the fuck is this? It takes Hamas.

There's Hamas there. Magnamon X? Look at how jagged that nigga. I think I had this too. I think I had a actual figure of this. That is so. Wait.

Let me look up. That is so lazy. It's because of the ex-antibody in them that makes them fucking jagged. X anti-bibed. I, you're already teaching me too much about Digimon. I don't want to know. Crazy.

Yeah. Look at that. Look at that design. That's dope as hell. Look at that. That dude looks like, he looks like. This is like a Final Fantasy Gundam. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

It's a Gundam with fucking like, and he transforms one more time. Gargoyle hands. And he's eaten more jagged. Like, it's fucking. You ever see the Gargoyle fucking animated series? You know, when you said gargoy hands, I immediately, for some reason, my brain thought like, mobsters. Like, where this is.

like Jimmy two toes. I was like this is this is this is Braddock gargoyer. This is, you don't want to upset Jimmy gargoyle hands, do you? What is he? Does he just ravage people? No, he's just slapping the sides off a building. No, he just has a slap in the

jacket, the corners of buildings. He just, he just, he literally just has a bad knee. Everybody's like, why? Why do he? I didn't want to be bad knee. So I made a gargoy. He's like, literally off the top of my head. Gargoyle.

His fucking, like he meets the mob boss for the first time his friend brings him in. And he's like, who are you? Well, who are you? He's with the gimp. And he's like, I'm Jimmy Gargoy at hands. Oh, nice. And he got caught up from there and things exhalated really bad. Let me see you.

He has, his hands are sparkling and delicate. I don't see it, but I mean, all right, if that's what everybody's, if that's what the boys determined. And if you got to make moves, make move, you know, boy. Go on go your hands. Go slap this man to death in front of me. And you say Johnny Turtleback vouches for you?

Johnny Turtleback. Johnny Turtleback is just, I don't know, like six foot one. He's just tall. He's six one. There's no relation. That would actually be like an amazing, amazing way to run an organization. Because like you could not organize, enemy factions could not organize intel against you. Yeah.

Like who's turtleback? Look at Eric. Like you see some. Look at Eric Blackfoot. Eric Blackfoot. It's not a single black woman here. I literally can't see their feet at all. They're wearing.

They're wearing designer shoes. I can't. This makes no difference. And they're white. All their shoes are white. Look at Bobby Bright Eyes. Everybody's wearing shades. It's like, what the fuck is it?

Bobby Bright Eyes. That's Timothy Boney's. Boney's. Bone knees. Look at Eric the human. Eric the human. Hey, Eric the human. Hey, Eric the human.

Come here. Come here. Eric, the human, come in real quick. I got a job for you. He looks like, it's the dog. It's like, I'm just about to say that. I'm just about to say it. I was like, it's the fucking dog.

Eric the human comes in and sits down on a couch, but it sits down like a human. It does but with the proportions of a dog What do you need for me? Bark, bark, bark. He's talk. Come here. He's a talian.

Wolfie. Baca. A wolfie. Baca. A guy better go wolf. Hoof. Hoof. Wolf.

Woof. Bring it. It sounds like when he's getting hurt. When myr's getting hurt. Wolf. Bring in. Bring in. Bring in.

Sam Slippery Sandals Comes in and it's straight up for real Mario. Like it's Mario from the game. Sam Slippery Sandals. The mom is so stupid. It's such a dumb. There was a time where this was fearful.

Like we would be scared. Like saying this and broadcasting this out would have like, we might lose our families. It would have been a dead state. It would have been like FC Hammer. Like calling those people. I mean like FC Hammer calling those people on fucking third base when they landed in L.A.

And threatened to kill them. Like we're, we're fucked. We're fucked if we have this exact conversation as loudly and as publicly as we had in like the 80s. Right. Not even the 80s. Maybe like the 70s. Well, the 70s for sure.

But like even in the 80s, what I'm saying. Yeah. Like, we'll come find Jews. Yeah. You bunch of Negroes and maybe Hispanic boy we can't really tell. Yeah. We're going to get Tommy eight fingers that come slit your throat. Normal hands.

He just has longish hair. Not even long. It's slightly longer than Chris's hair. It's like barely touching his shoulders. I'm eight fingers. Why they call me eight fingers? Because I have ten of them. Don't fucking worry about it.

Don't fucking worry about it. I do have eight fingers. I just have two more than that. I have two more. Now come here, let me choke you to death. What was the dog again? Who's the dog? Eric the human?

You forgot already. Guys, guys, please chronicle this. If you guys are going to clip a part of that episode, please clip this part. This is so insane. Some motherfucker drawing the Eric the human. What was it, Sammy? Slippery sandals. And it's Mario.

It's straight up Mario. Slippery sandals is such a dope. fucking nits. That's such a good day. You're like, why? Why? Why? Why?

Why? Why? It's true. Hey. Yippee. It's for me. It's true. Fuck.

Why do you look like a video game? I don't understand. Why do you look like a video? You look like a video game. Not a video game character. Not an animated creation. And what I'm going to get a game. Hey, you're all right.

You're all right. Honestly, I saw the way you stomped on them gulbutt in that game. pretty sweet honestly. What's the name of your green dinosaur over there? You know what? I'll call him Philip Philmore's. And it's Yoshi. Yeah.

Beep-be-be. He swallowed the dog. Eric, no. Get Eric out of it. He cracked the egg down. Don't swallow Eric again. He gets real scared of tight places. All right, right.

Let's move on. We have questions that we haven't even gotten to you. Dude, I was like, let's get the questions before. hour in. Holy shit. I remember being an hour. We was like, oh, whoa. Whoa.

That was the most genuine whoa I've heard other than my nephew when he first saw fire for real. That is the most genuine. Whoa. I'll settle down. Whoa.

Whoa. I said, I said, whoa. And they shot me. Then I absolutely died up there that stage. I did not have sexual relations with that Digimon. With that Digimon. Ansela Maq came on to me.

I was like, I'm not going to fuck you. I'm not going to do you. Tim Pool's bunker is a literal... Tim Pool's bunker is a literal echo chamber rodin. That is a literal. Facts. Yeah, that is. See, they bought a skate park.

He bought a skate park from these people when they told them, hey, we don't want you here. And spitefully bought that... He spite bought it? He spite bought the skate park because he was talking about doing something nice for this skate community and shit, and they're like, we don't fucking want you here at all. You're not welcome here because you're a piece of shit. And you don't represent anything in this culture at all.

And so he was just like, hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future.

Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building, hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature.

Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum.

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Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. Okay. Well, I'm gonna buy it. Yeah. He bought it for like $800,000. Imagine having that type of money. He's got money like that.

Yes, he does. Of course he does. He's a grifter. He's a massive, like I just saw, I just saw him do a segment real fast and he just finished. He did a fucking segment about the one of the chicks in the Olympics. She was like twerking after she won or something.

She got a medal or whatever. She placed. And she has an only fans. and he's like, I'm a libertarian, so you do you, but I'm still going to call you a hooker. You're a hooker. And I was just like, okay, first of all, there's so many, like, you can't say you have a, don't have a problem with this. And then you're going to start talking shit and call this, just take a hooker. Second of all, he was like, if you're selling pictures of yourself, if you're a hooker.

And I'm like, what hookers do. And what's never been what hookers do. And I saw like, I saw Sam Cedar, actually a little clip of it. And he was like, you everything anybody said when they were looking at Playboys and like, oh, look at all these hookers. Like no one thinks that way Like it's not real Like he just Everything he does

I love these hooker magazine I love looking at all these hookers in my magazine Yeah Like that's not They're not hookers They're just fucking selling sex of their selves Of pictures Yeah

Like you know we know what hookers are You gotta get some pussy Yeah Or ass whatever you're looking for Yeah it's you gotta be there Yeah There has to be some type of exchange There's no such thing as a

A remote hooker You know At the very least he's should have said that though even if you would like if you want to be like you never did video calls you never did a video call for a hooker you never like like hey call the bitch you know how sad that shit is bro hey bitch could you cry to just cry like why don't just go down to the fucking strip club if you're going to waste your money you can't

stop masturbating at least at least get your pee pee rubbed right like with the with the I could never ever ever give a hooker money I couldn't I couldn't give a woman really not even for a go fund me for a cancer treatment no no no All right, let's move on. Oh, my, oh, sorry. Bra! Tim Poole's bunker is a literal echo chamber room. He says, greetings, you silly three.

If the snart tank designed a televised obstacle course, wipeout style, what would you put in it? Bonus question, who would you make run the course? Ethan Ralph is my immediate. Ethan Ralph. Because he would have such a rough idea. I'm sorry. Wait, what was the, can you run by me one time? I'm sorry.

Sure, is your house flooding? I was just responding real fast to the thing. No, so this Tim Punger's a Luttererico Chamber He writes Green Easy Sucely 3 If the Snark Tank designed a televised The obstacle course Wipeout style

What would you put in it? Bonus question Who would you make run the course? Okay, so he said Ethan Ralph Yeah, excellent Yeah I'd do Boogie So

But I'd hope he succeed though I'd hope he succeed He would And uh No I hope he would I hope boogie would succeed And he'd be like Get up to any

He gets a win Like an organic win Why are you hoping Buggy's like that's not That's a dumb hope But like he gets like An organic like real win And he's like oh shit

I can, like, if I put my mind, things I can do so. That would never, he's been given so many wins. He had hundreds of thousands of dollars. Right. No, he gets, he like gets up to. Didn't like Phil Spencer give him an Xbox or something? Or am I, am I wrong about that? I think Larry Herb, Xbox Lives, Major Nelson.

Oh, was it, was it Major Nelson? I think was Major Nelson. It was Major Nelson. I was thinking that. It was an Xbox one, I think. Yeah. Because he had that viral video of him smashing the 360. That's what it was.

Yeah. Yeah. Why would it be that? Yeah, yeah. He gets the award. He's like, I can do it. And then his life changes, like, for the better. Like, he's like, guys, I'm going to, his life's over.

I'm going like a help journey. Your fantasy is so far from, dude, did you see him box? No. Because he fought that other fat dude, Wings of Redemption. And Wings and Redemption is a huge guy, too. But he's, he can move like a regular human being. So even with him being fat and slobbish and slow, He decimated Boogie because Boogie can't move like a regular human.

It is watching him move is like watching, I don't know, a jellyfish underwater, I guess. Where it's just like, you know, it's just, you know how it's just like they're just kind of plopping? Yeah. There's no fucking way that motherfucker can run anything. Like it is, it is such a, it is higher fantasy than Game of Thrones. I'll tell you that. I'll tell you that much. Yeah.

There's dragons there. I'm telling you I can believe dragons More than fucking boogie finishing any type of obstacle course Have you guys seen the outer The outer ice wall theory Where we are in a world That is covered by the street of ice

Yes And outside that world There's all sorts of whimsy and fantasy It's all the cool shit And how the fuck what these people know Because every now and then there's a person That diverges on our side Yeah

And they come and they tell us the show Yeah About this theory about where are they they get the government takes them because they don't want us to know oh oh so i would want to have a wall with boxing gloves that punch that pulls that punches outward are you talking about the course or yeah or he's like with a wall of ice yeah you know what actually scratch it my no no it's almost free my obstacle course is just ice it's just all ice it's a it's a thin ledge of ice, a wall of ice

knobs to grab onto that are also ice. Yeah. And that's it. I have an amazing, amazing update about Ethan Ralph. Oh man. Okay. So you mentioned him and I perked up, man. Because so he he, uh, so recently he was talking a lot

of shit to people saying, I'm going to be in San Diego. I'm going to see my son. Whatever. First had problems with the airline. He said it was they fucked things up, but clearly he was probably just drunken on drugs, fucked up his schedule. He started talking all this shit, misspelling words to the airlines

finally makes it a San Diego at one point. Only gets to see his fucking son for like two hours instead of like, you know, multiple hours or something because he's a fucking idiot. Then later says, I don't want to get to it, but I'm stranded in Tijuana. He's like, I don't want to go into it. So he somehow got stranded in T.J.

probably trying to smash another young girl, because that's the theory of why he got beat up the first time in Portugal, that he tried to go after a young prostitute, and then some people beat the shit out of him and took his purse. And the latest update was- He said took his perks. Oh, no, his perks. I mean, I'm sure we're in his purse.

Yeah, so they both got taken. But so the latest update, and this was one of the best things, and I got to give that stream credit, the Kino Casino Casino with Worski on it because I don't know Worski you know whatever

But credit When credit is due Because they played that First that sad violin Stock one that we all know When everybody Yeah So it's him explaining that

His life's been torn apart and stuff Everything's like You know rock bottom And then he said like I thought like about killing myself like I was this close to ending myself he even tweeted something out on or it was telegram I guess saying Ethan Ralph something 37 years old first of all I'm shocked that he's only 37 he looks like he's fucking 50 he's 37 he's 37 or 38 or something so and he looks to fucking rough but you

would too if you've been through what he's been through so then they switch to hopeful inspirational stock music and then Ethan Ralph says the only reason I'm still here is because I'm not giving the haters that win. He legitimately is only alive because he doesn't want us to be happy. People that like hate him and would think all the world would be better off if he was dead. He was like, no. I refuse to die. He's negative maxing, bro.

He's living for spite. Yeah, he's living for spite. And the inspirational music over it was, I was laughing. I was so tired and miserable last night. I just felt bad, but then when that, I was laughing so hard. It was perfect. So he is literally only alive. Yeah, because of spite.

And that actually, because I was like, oh, shit, we almost lost you from Ralph. It was almost the end. Because this life is horrible, right? He's forced to live in Mexico because he's, you know, he probably owes all the taxes in the world. He probably, all of the alimony. He's probably, he would probably be in prison as soon as he steps foot,

like, into a place where a cop, we'd be like, is that that piece of shit? And then, you know, beat him up. Yeah. Take him back to prison or whatever. So it's a, it's, it's been nice. I will say that. It's good content, man.

He's still here for us. I appreciate it. Shout out to you. Yeah, shout out, man. Shout out to Ethan. Shout out to Ethan, Roe. Anyway, yeah. I don't know what I would, I don't know.

Let's go on next question. Just a minefield. You'd have to, you'd have to hold. It would be a minefield. That would be a thunderstorm. Yeah. have to hold an electric rod up in a flat area and you got to make it from one way to point to be without dying

that's it but it's like five miles it's like it's a five mile long lightning storm holy shit that's insane there you go that is a mad we'll be fair let's do a 5k 5K is about three miles let's do like let's do like if the people were like

a good uh okay you have to run through a minefield for three miles a good 300 meter where it like they might not die they could make It's a three mile. It's a three mile dash. You have to... You have to... A fucking Captain America shit, bro.

The three mile dash, you got a hold of metal rod really high up during a lightning storm. It's an active war zone. No, no, no, no. I think... I think it being strapped to your back.

Yeah, yeah, okay. They'll be... They put on a thing in a trap your back and you cannot get this apparatus off. All right, fair. So once you're in that, they're like, serious about this.

Like, yeah, I'm saying, like, no. Look, I'm just, there's not a, there's not a hundred percent mortality rate. Stop talking. But it's like 86. Stop talking. Let's get the going.

Yeah. He starts dashing. It's covered in oil. So you're slipping and sliding. You know the thing in Zelda, we have the sort of, it's, oh, when the lightnings are in the strike.

Oh, it is that. And he's just running. It's like, oh, man, oh, man. Uh-oh. And naked. The idea of getting hit by- Would you burst into fire if you're fucking, the idea of getting struck by lightning

and then setting on fires insane. Hopefully that would happen with them covered in oil. Yeah, like if you're covered in oil, would you like combust from lightning? I hope so. Very likely, yeah. I mean, I sure hope so. Lightning's damn near fire.

Damn near. I sure hope so. Let's hope for that. Let's test it out. My lightning is so wild. Just for one moment. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell.

host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM Research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff?

Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah.

My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both.

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podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. You understand everything. Your brain opens up to its full neural pathways. You're like, oh, my God, I can see it all. What if you, people, like, there's a warm hole and you see, like, the other cultures on the other side of the universe. You're like, like that. Ew, they're still gay people. And she's two dudes making, these two alien dudes, you know, they're alien males making out.

Oh, ew. Oh, man. Imagine being so big in it. That you game omniscience. That you understand. You, like, you see aliens. And you're angry at them for being gay. That is so fucking amazing.

Oh my God. The Bible doesn't say anything about... Gay aliens, dude. About aliens, but like, they're there. Yeah. But you're still like, oh, man. Well, Jesus is an alien, probably. Well, Jesus is probably just, I don't know.

Well, an alien. God isn't an alien. Is God an alien? God might be an alien. Well, to... That's a lot of alien shit he was doing. Well, look, okay, to a person... If you're going to be rational, the only way that there's some magical happening shit, it would have to be an alien, right?

Because technology we don't understand. What if we went back in time? Let's say hypothetically, right? We had a camera, right? Like a camera drone that could go back in time and accurately give us a feed of any period in time in the past, right?

We go back in time, we send this drone to the time of Jesus. And we go to Jesus' house. And it's just crazy. It's completely the same thing. It's fucking wild. It goes to Jesus' house, fucking three or 3 Negro Royal Lane wherever he fucking lived. And then he opens the door and it's literally a fucking gray alien.

It is a fucking gray alien. It is a so clearly like a Roswell New Mexico-ass-looking fucking alien with just a wig and a robe with big fucking eye. A lot. No nose. A small tiny mouth, feeble small three fingers, tall like eight foot nine. thin. I was thinking like if you go back and you go into Jesus house and you find out that it's literally just like some guy from the future who is just putting on a bunch of shows and like practical effects at the time. I wasn't leading that way at all.

We were talking about aliens. I thought that would have been funny if it's like it's the whole thing is a lie. And a guy's like, dude, don't tell anybody. And it's like he knows to ask you. He knows to ask you not to tell anybody. Oh yeah, yeah. You went back in time to make up Jesus. You piece of shit.

See, now. He points up at the camera, 2024. That would scare me actually That would fucking freak me the fuck out That would scare the shit out of me King James in 2024 That's gonna happen to you They're gonna get you

And I'm like what Yeah What the fuck are we talking about Jesus is an alien Jusus I mean Jesus Jesus Jesus King of Hab Hazard Roden Hey

Hey you're here He's alive What's up Snare Kick and Tom What's the most unhinged Nonsensical take You've heard from somebody You know

who should know who should 100% know better. I found that a friend of mine who designs roads for a living with his fucking bachelor's degree is unironically a flat earther. We are no longer friends. That is, that is kind of funny. Yeah. It's just too weird for you. It's just too much.

Yeah. I can't. It's probably predicated on all. Because I can imagine that there's probably people who believe really stupid stuff, but they're at least interesting or cool enough outside of that. They're like, All right, whatever. You never bring it up.

It never gives, but this seems like, this seems like somebody who just didn't have any other redeeming quality. It's kind of like when somebody gets fired for something that they shouldn't be fired for, but it's clearly because they've just been a problem. You've been fucking up for a while.

Yeah, it's like, this is, look, this is the excuse we're going to use. This really isn't the biggest deal, but like, get out of here.

You know, that's what this sounds like me. This one is me. I think that we need less gun control. I think so too. I think we need, I think every Trump rally should be armed to the teeth. Probably solve a lot of problems,

at least like, I think like a lot of the most problematic people would be shot up. You know? I think it would solve some issues. Cole, Cole the herd, so to speak. I think we need more guns. I wonder how, you know what I would be curious?

Women's rights. I don't know. You know, actually genuinely curious about? I want to know how police officers feel in places where there is open carry. Probably scared. That's what I'm saying. It's like,

like, I feel like how they feel. I normally don't give a shit to how police feel. But like, that would be interesting to know, Like, what's the vibe there? Because they're already on edge everywhere. You know what I mean? The thing is that cops? Um,

I'm curious. Sorry, that's gross. I don't, I'm curious. That actually is a curious thing because I think there might even be some sort of like, it might even be reversed for some reason. You might feel more calm. It might feel safer because they see your peace. Yeah, or maybe.

Like, I don't know if I'm going to pull some fuck over and they're just going to, oh, hoo hoo hoo, a gun out of nowhere. Who, who. We're like, fucking in the. other places that open carry, the guy that has the gun, his barrel is so long, it's already sticking out the window,

you know? Like, he can't even, he can't even fucking, so it's already there. Sir, you know, like,

sir, do you know why I pulled you over? Like, you know, he has to move the fucking barrel over to talk to the guy. I don't know, man.

Well, I don't know. Boom. So, he's got the, he's got the, he, the, the,

the, the, the, the, the, outside of the, the window as he's driving as he's chasing. And it's up. It's already next to the guy's done.

How long would that barrel have to be? About like 40 feet? And he's just holding it like nothing. Like no weight. Yeah, he's just maneuvering it like it's a straw. He moves it. He moves it like Geryl moves his sword with like no resistance. Like that it just keeps getting,

he just keeps grazing, like just almost getting there. You're like, it goes up behind the guy's guy, pushes his glasses. Blines him. I can't say. Swirbs. Swirbs flipping. And then the cop, as he's flipping, the cop shooting at the, he's trying to hit the fucking gas tank. Oh, man, you know.

He's trying to shoot it. So the bullets will push it up a little bit. It might land better. It might land. You were going five minutes over, five miles over the speed. limit gives the flaming car a ticket hope it was worth it

he spits on it spits on it 18 times scum because like fucking on fire the skull is on fire and he rolls up the ticket puts in the socket

he's already a skeleton that's such hot fire imagine dying so hard you're a skeleton in the moment you're still making noise and you're a skeleton. That is fucking crazy. Like,

ah! That's fucking crazy. Your skeleton is twitching. Oh, man, what a horrible way to die. Okay, so generally, all jokes aside,

who is the dumbest, the dumbest thing I heard from somebody at dude should know better. Oh, I don't know. I'm sure this probably like, honestly,

Joe Rogan's probably like the guy. You know. Well, yeah, I guess so. I guess so. Yeah,

because that's like a, a georgal thing yeah jogan's too easy for that yeah that's a that is a thing where it's funny because i just saw actually a i went on my facebook and looked at the memories so it's the only reason i go on there and uh it was it was one of those things that where i showed like oh shit joe uh d me for the podcast and it was just it just reminded me of that i'm like oh what a weird because that was in 2018 and i like wow it is crazy how different i think of this person now where before i was like oh cool man like i i've admired jose's 2012 i'd love to talk to him. Now I'm like, oh, there's no way to invite me on because it would literally

just be adversarial. Yeah, completely adversarial. Yeah, I think, uh, yeah, like, I remember he tweeted out a video I did a long time ago, but like the Ghostbusters thing. Uh-huh. Uh, and I was like, oh, cool, this is wild. This is happening. That's exciting. Yeah. He, now I wouldn't care at all. And not even a little bit. I feel where he found, I still feel weird about like he found me through Jordan Peterson and I thought I found so weird I still don't know how the fuck Jordan Peterson found me before a lot of those other people because he was blowing up doing his thing or whatever yeah and then his wife messes me who you don't know who some people think some people think she has something to say that's just fucking Marvin the Martian it's crazy

though it's just weird even Jordan Peterson's another person where I'm like before I knew the extent of anything that he was about before i even he was so passionate about bill c-16 i had no reason to believe that he was lying or he missed ill-informed right right right he was so passionate about it that i'm like oh he must i can't believe anybody would be this ill-informed when they're this passionate that's that's a lesson that you learn at some point right like because i remember i don't remember where i learned that lesson but like i learned it at some point where it's just like oh yeah because you'd think if you're passionate about something you're right yeah and you must know what the fuck you're talking about at the very least you're at least informed about the actual

then you learn that like because anytime that I've ever felt that passionate about something it was it was genuinely coming for a place of like understanding uh-huh and like if I was ever if I was ever like wrong I'd be like oh well all right I'm yeah I'm wrong then I don't want to be I don't want to be embarrassed yeah I don't want to be embarrassed yeah and so like the idea that people just ignore reality and just will just like it's like yeah I'm still passionate and I'm like I'm doing like the speeches that he gives or like just even the indignation in his voice when he talks. Yeah.

It's wild. It's, yeah. For sure, it's strange. It's, I, I am,

fucking Dave Rube, all those people, all those people, I thought they were just reasonable back then. Yeah. You know, and I'm just, like,

now, that's how they build themselves specifically. I remember, like, it was just like, yeah, no,

I'm liberal. I just, like, think it's a little, this stuff's a little silly. It's like, that's exactly where I'm coming from. I just can't believe how fucking,

he was just pretending, I miss being naive. Like, I miss thinking that people weren't so like had that charlatan naked. Like, of course, there's snake, old salesmen everywhere. Why would I not, why did I not think that, why was it my guardup at all? Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. Because what you guys were involved in is that is the betterment of human lives.

Why would the people be lying about this? Why would people be drifting about these things? It's just my thought was like, I authentically feel these things. Yes. So why would somebody else not? You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, it didn't occur to me.

like even just the idea of grifting like pretending to believe stuff yeah like that didn't really make sense to me for a really long time because for me I think about it from my perspective and I'm like why the fuck would I want to live a life where I have to constantly go to bat for shit that I don't agree with

and put myself in that's like it seemed like such an undesirable situation that I really couldn't believe that anybody would actually do it yeah I think more of and it took a lot for me to be like Oh, I guess people like, and even on some level, I think they've, I think they drink their own Kool-Aid at a certain point.

I think they believe. You start kind of giving into it. But I will say, though, that because I firmly knew that grifting was a thing saying, you know, in religious settings. But for some reason, I think like there was that level. I just didn't think there was that much money to gain in those spaces. Like when I'm talking about like a Dave Rubin or whatever, I didn't really consider it. So when I'm thinking about like, you know, evangelist,

evangelicals or evangelicals, yeah, they're making so much money. It's insane. Like they're jets and shit. So I just didn't think about it. But now that I do see the potential of money, I'm like, oh, this makes a lot of sense. I didn't know how many people were just willing to just throw fucking money

at you to lie it that way. It's pretty wild. It is. It's shocking. It's shocking to be like, oh, we just mentioned Tim, fucking buying a skate park for like almost a million dollars and it's nothing. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together? It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology?

There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum.

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only just do that. It's crazy. Yeah, lying, lying kind of rules. Anyway, let's move on. Let's,

we got some other questions here. J.V. Nuss, did, what? J.V. Nuss the God. Rodey says,

bienvino, Power Bottoms. Not a question. Just wanted to share this nugget that I remember it after the comedy shorts,

Reaper bit in one of the last episodes. Old YouTube was fucking crazy. I remember a big British gaming YouTuber called Pro Syndicate. I remember this name. I remember this name.

I remember this name. Remember the name too. What did he do? I don't remember. He did something. I know. I think he was, he was, he like sold a scam or something. Because I feel like pro syndicate, I remember him doing an apology video with his dog and sighing.

And I remember this being. What the dog? Yeah, he started with a dog and he was like, you know, like, that's how like a lot of apology videos start. But like he, oh, it was like a gambling site or something. I don't know. If you look at pro syndicate scandal, it'll probably be there. I'm pretty sure that's what it was. I remember something about it.

I can't remember exactly what it was, though. I think that's what it was. I think that's what it was. If my memory is serving me correctly, which it rarely does, this is inaccurate. Anyway, Persindicate who used to play cod zombies and make a conga line of zombies. Oh, he was doing the CSGO skin thing.

Yeah. Oh, the CSGO. CSGO loto. That thing. That's what it was. Yeah. Or at least I'm pretty sure. It was something like him and like he owned a stake in it or something.

He owned part of it or something. It was him and pretending that like, I think it was that shit. Yeah, exactly. But so he said, Pro Syndicate who used to play Cod Zombies and make a conga line of the zombies by running around the map,

and he would call this strategy the Rape Train and just yell Rape Train loud as fuck all the time. Fast forward a few years into this, his huge kind of YouTube here, I see Syndicate upload a tearful video eulogizing a fellow gaming YouTuber he used to play with named Yoteslaea, who used to do this rape train bit with him too. Yot Slayer and his friends, according to my hazy memory,

apparently got inebriated, drove around, got stuck on some tracks, and turned into mist by a train? Oh my God. Holy shit. Syndicate spends a solid portion of this video philosophically pondering how he used to always rape trains.

What? Rape train zombies with his boys who got raped trained by God. That's wild. Full circle, man. I actually somehow didn't even put these things together. Like, I'm reading this story. Yeah.

And there's clearly the train through line. And I somehow ignored it. It missed it because it was also kind of shocking. So I didn't put it. It's all shocking. Yeah. But yeah, no, I mean, like, there's stuff like that. But like, there's a difference between the word rape, I guess.

Like the word rape used to be pretty like there's, I don't know what it was. But it just like had no weight to it at all. A rape. Yeah. Like when I remember hearing that in like cod lobbies or like competitive like if you got if you got completely destroyed it would be like you got raped. Yeah. You know what I mean? Everybody would say it. Like it was it was not like a nobody was shy about it. Yeah. You know. My stance on that still is I will not use that sort of language if I know there's like a rape survivor around. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Obviously. And that's kind of and that is the common sense thing. Right. So I think that's that's that's that really all that matters to me when when it comes. Yeah. When it comes. I'm. Yeah. I'm obviously. And that's like. And that's. And that's. And that's. And that's, that's, that's, that's that's, that's, when it. When it. When it. When. When it. When it. When. When. When. It. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. like language. Right, right, yeah. I think it's also different than like making an animation for your intro where you chlor-

Or that it's just like real implied sexual assault. Yeah. Like implied that it's not like you got raped in Call of Duty. You are chloroforming a chick and dragging her to do something nefarious to her. Like, yeah. That's what he's probably thinking. I'm going to do something nefarious right now. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm going to do something nefarious to us. like, yeah, I'm a wipe her behind the booge of the batbow. The boog of the batbow. All right. What are you doing that boobita badbo? That's a wild story.

Thet Farson's CEO of Bungy wrote in. He says with the 360 marketplace closing, that's right. The 360 marketplace is officially gone. Yeah. I've started hoarding physical media, just games I don't want to live without.

Nothing obscure. Wanted to know if you guys had any recommendations with the PS3-360 era of games. There's some that I specifically remember as being strange. Ninja Blade was awesome I think Ninja Blade was a From Software game actually

If I'm remembering correctly Piss 3 360 Ninja Blade The era of games Yeah I think everybody should experience Because of most people

They did not experience the 6 axis Because it was annoying as fuck To like to experience But I still think people need to experience it So I think everybody should get Heavenly Sword Oh my God One of the first games

I came out for PS3 and like there's like these cannon levels. Are you dropping? You got to you got to you got to you got to like control the cannons and the fucking the actual cannonball and you got to use the fucking controller. It's so stupid but you have to you have to experience it. You know I remember I remember a lair. Do you remember a lair? Yes they do. I do. I remember

about it. What was it? Lair was a dragon game. You played as dragons and you had the six axis. You had to like fly with the six axes. I think Warhawks was similar. Oh, another game you should, I think this is a Square Enix game. This isn't a six-axis one, but I'm just saying another game you should, oh, wait, this might be PS. Fuck, my memories jump, uh, Drakengarde. I actually, now I'm kind of confused. Dragon Guard, I think is, I'm pretty sure.

The generation before, maybe. It might be. I just, because it's, I started thinking about obscure games that I'm like, I want to pick up myself. And that might be PS2. Oh, well, there's, Dragon Guard 3 is, is on PS3. Oh, for PS3. Okay. The first one's on PS2.

Okay, yeah, yeah. that's a, I mean, it's, it's, there's some obscure games that I'm like, I want to swipe these things up. And I feel like they're probably not a lot. They're probably not a lot. They don't cost a lot. Yeah, Ninja Blade is dope. It's, it's literally just, it is, if, it's like Ninja Guide and it's not as hard. But like, just over the top, not like riding a motorcycle on the back of a giant spider and just like all like fast. It's like Fast and Furious level like, nonsenseical. ancient Japanese set pieces. Yeah. It's a bombastic action game.

It's fun. It's cool. I remember playing the demo over and over again. Because I just could not afford it. Yeah. But yeah, dude, there's a lot from that generation in general that, like, I think would be, like, I've been trying to, I want to play, what is that game? Overlord. Overlord, yeah.

I think it's, it's like this weird kind of like Pickman type thing, but it was like edgy. I don't know how to describe it. It was weird. Yeah. There's a lot, though. Kaysen, what are you doing? You're breathing extremely heavy. I am.

Yeah. You're good, bro. You're right. What are you doing? Nothing. I'm just looking at something. You're looking at porn? No, not right now.

I'm not right now. I'm not right now. I feel like... It's a family message. My bad. Sorry. There you go. You're fired.

That's okay. Fuck out of here. It's right. It's fine. Right. Get the fuck out, though. Yeah. Leave your mic

Leave your mic is crazy Leave your mic in your card Get out of your Leave whatever you came with Yeah I don't know I missed a lot on the P S3 I missed a lot on the PS3

I am A game Everybody should plays resistance For sure Resistance was cool I want to play the original I never actually finished The original infamous

You finished two No shot I finished second son So different from other games I know. I liked it though. It was cool. It was like chill.

I'm infamous one a lot. Two was very fun as well. Three was fun powers. You know what I just bought? The powers were cool. I just bought a prototype two. Oh my God, really? I never played prototype two.

I skipped it. I skipped it. I haven't played it because I thought it. I was so annoyed that the protagonist was black this time. I love that. Dude, that was the thing. People were talking about that shit online. It was not in the same way.

If not the same way. Just like two years later, it would have been like a huge thing. I remember, I do remember that. I remember my friend being like cool. The character is black. My wife friend being like, I like prototype. When a character's black now, that's pretty cool. It makes sense.

It takes place to New York. Two years later, I would have been like, that's the same guy. The same guy. Steph would have not been like that. That would have been crazy, though. He said that to me while I'm at his house hanging out with him. I remember being annoyed at Protothia.

type too though because like I remember like finishing the first game and being like I really like I I love prototype Alex Mercer right Alex Mercer yeah it's the most edgy fucking of course Alex Mercer but it worked it worked for like what the game was that game was the closest we ever got to like a carnage like video game and I loved it for it. That game is so silly that game is so fucking fun dude like absolutely silly so fun yeah it's so fun dude like gliding across the sky and then like power bombing making blades with your hands and fucking cutting people I remember like you could grab someone run and then surf on them until they were gone. Until they were paste. That was one.

That was two. Eat so many motherfuckers. And one, you could just grab somebody and run with them until they die. That's what I would do. Grab somebody and run up and build it with them and they would die eventually. I'm astounded that like I was not flagged as like a risk because the stuff that you did.

The stuff that I would do like like grab someone. I would run to the top of the Empire State Building. Throw them and try to follow them to see see where they landed. You know. And just like also you could do that in some of the Spy. man games too. Like Spider-Man 2 for the PS2. That's where I feel.

That right there. That right there. That's the one where the game where you're not supposed to do that. And of course, when I, Web of Shadows, when I, so I think that came like 08 or some shit. That's another game. I love that game. If you can own Web of Shadows. Used to be on Steam.

You motherfucker could grab that shit, grab a car. Had that code too. Look up all the way and then throw it straight in the air. Because Web of Shadows had that football throw, right? You could like throw like direct. X-Men Origins Wolverine is another game that you should absolutely play. That is a game that I'm genuinely really fucking good. I'm going to buy it again for sure because I thought about it too.

Gone now. I think it's on Steam still. Which one? What game? X-Men Origins Wolverine? Absolutely not. Really? No, because I would have bought it.

The Steam code exists. If you have the key, you can get it. Oh, okay. It's like most, all those games came out on PC as well. Their steam was around, but they're not available. You can go on it. Like, if you look them up on Steam, you can go to the page where they were. Right, right.

But you can't purchase. I know what you're saying. There's a lot of those games, especially a lot of games that have that Windows live shit. Like any, a lot of Windows Live. Yeah, the things that are connected to that.

They, like, just don't fucking work. Dude, I didn't even realize it, but like fucking, or maybe I didn't know this and I just forgot it or remember, I remember, I'll hold it, but Sunset Overdrive's on PC now.

Is it? It's been on PC for years. I had no fucking idea. I was like, oh, okay, what the fuck? Yeah, it's about how many games are, but just in Steam's the catalog. They,

the code is there. Obviously, it's probably copyright laws. that's like some sort of contract ended. There's license. It's usually licensing. Like there's a lot of games that like, I remember that was an issue with Grand The Foughto 4 for a while. Like there was a point where like certain licenses expired for like certain songs.

So like you couldn't. There was something weird going on with that. But I imagine X-Men Origins is like a license and then it expires and the game goes away, which is crazy because that game's great. I've been one of the best ones. I've wanted to play for a while but I haven't since I haven't been fucking my console. All of those old X-Men games like X-2. That game was mad fucking fun too.

It was hard as shit. You never played X2? I never played the... We just played as Wolverine only pretty much. The fuck. You're talking about like the movie games? Oh, what is it?

I never played any of this. That game was good as fuck too. I gotta get a 360. I need to get another one. I felt I feel stupid because I think, uh, I think, I mean, we have steam deck. Just hack your steam deck. No, I want to play authentic. But it's a better way to play it.

I don't want to hack my seat. If I hack my team deck, how fuck it does it get? It doesn't get fucked at all. Mine is hacked. It works perfectly fun. Oh. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna.

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I'm too lazy to do it. It's on its way now because we work some shit out. I figured out, so I recently opened up the peel box and I was like, this is a perfect time to test it. Make sure everything goes smooth because then I was going to be like, oh, now maybe we can tell people to send us some dumb shit because I have one. You know, but I closed it because this example of it when it was a disaster. So this lady that helped me set it up, long story short, for some reason she did not write my name on the box, on the actual PO box. The guy that was helping me was like, I don't know what the fuck she tried to write. Like, it sounds like, it sounds like,

It sounded like, it sounded like, it was like some Native American shit, like pow-pow or something. Something, the way that the guy was trying to explain me is like, I don't know what this is and what she wrote, but it wasn't your name. And so he theorized that when I filled out the thing, you can, you know, you put your name on it and you also put your sign it. And he was like, maybe she tried to like read your signature and she couldn't understand your signature instead of reading like the fucking. printed name. Yeah. He doesn't know. He literally is like, I don't know what the hell happened, but it didn't get here because

it said my PO box was vacant. And I'm like, what the fuck do you mean? I gave you guys good money. And so since they fucked out, but I was like, give me my money back. Yeah. And luckily the guy was like, technically we're only supposed to give you half, but he just gave me two money orders. He was like, he just gave me, so he just gave me a full refund.

Oh, cool. Yeah, I was like, I haven't seen a money order and God knows how long. You're telling me, I was like, why the hell can you just reverse it back on my card? He's like money order. Probably a whole fucking I can actually cash it there. Yeah. Okay.

So then why did it? I don't know. He told me, come back in a couple of days and you can cash it like on it like a business day. How did you do you see? Like what did you do to your scene? Because I have like a couple things on it. I have, um,

I have Chiaki which is pretty good. I have, I think I think I have that. That's the stream the PS5. Yeah, that one. I got the one. I just got the emulation system.

That's how I beat the order was on my Steve. Oh, really? I got the emulation thing that I love to me. Yeah, you can stream from consoles, because that's fucking thing that Seabex can do. Yeah.

You can stream things from consoles directly. Wait, so you just, I'll show you after, like, in between when we, uh, Oh,

right, right, right, okay. You turn your PS4 iPhone and then you can stream it. But so, uh, oh, it's crazy.

But I have, um, have the thing where, um, it's pretty much gives me, like, a ROM emulation from all consoles. And I,

I have, like, shadowed a hedge on there. Of course. I have fucking, I have shadow. It has $360 stuff on it? Yeah.

How'd you do it? Did you like follow? I did it proper. You can play Origins Wolverine on there. Yeah. Again, I got to download that. You've intrigued me.

Yeah. I mean, it's worth doing it. I mean, like honestly, obviously, it's not dangerous to do it at all. Obviously,

follow directions verbatim. Obviously, like, don't like, don't like, do it wrong. How long is it going to take? I kind of wing it. Maybe like,

insane. How long is it's going to take? Maybe like an hour, maybe two. See, I don't know if I want to do it. That's, see, I'm lazy. That's so easy. I'd rather just have a machine. Or you can take it anywhere and play it.

I don't understand you people. What do you mean? When do you do that, though? The people who play outside. When I'm on like rides, when I'm going to play a little bit of a son. When I'm going somewhere, one of my long trips, when I'm going to fly somewhere.

How often is that? I go places pretty often. often. Do you? Like, well, give me an example. Uh, let's say I'm not going to flight. I'll use it. I haven't flown recently. I haven't flown recently, but like, well, no, a long ride. A plane is obvious. Yeah, a plane. Yeah, of course. But like, the thing to me is like, I don't know, like, the steam deck is not, I don't know what, I don't care what people say. The steam deck is not for outside. Like, you're not taking your steam deck to like the doctor's office or like on the bus or like doing, like, this is for like, I don't want to sit at my desk.

I don't want to like sit on my counter. I'm going to be in bed or whatever. The bed sounds like. Or on like a plane or something. Yeah, that's a good reason. You bring your bed. I also don't think that one of the scene like is better battery life.

That's the only thing I think the console needs. Better bag of life and make it less bulky. But see, this is what confuses me. Is it like I have never had battery life issues for the steamedic ever. It's definitely down on me twice. Do you know why? Why?

Because I play here. Well, yeah. But I don't, I don't know why people are playing. You're limiting your uses of it. You can use it. You can use it other places.

But there's nowhere that I can't use it that I would want to use it. I think I'm not disagree where I'd use it. Like in a park? Like what am I? Like, I'm just getting a coffee by myself. Like I'm getting breakfast with myself. I'll use my steam back a little bit.

You would play your steamedic while you're getting coffee? Simple coffee. Try my scene back out. You know, time in my time and why I just need to be away from Lily. But what could you possibly do in that time in anything? That's got how I feel. Maybe like an hour away.

That's what I'm hour. I'm like, I'm just going to go to something. Like my phone, like I feel like as an adult, like I got to check my. email. I gotta do a few.

There's like things that I do. There's so much to do. There's things that I do and like I don't have time to even like there are a lot of times where I feel like oh, I'll break out reach out of legend while I'm waiting for a thing. And a lot of times I'll do something and then they call me. I'm like, I feel like the games that are available on Steam Deck are so usually thorough that I'm like, I don't really, what am I going to really accomplish? Am I going to do a mission maybe?

That's the small use of it. Yeah. And it's also just too big. Like, there was a thing, there was a thing to, there was a case to be made about the Game Boy and like the Game Boy Advance and the Game Boy Advance SP for like bringing it to school and stuff. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up,

with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together? It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things. others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology?

There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Kondo? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing,

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Of course. Because, like, they're incredibly portable. You can't hide a steam deck. You can't hide a steam deck. It's not really worth it. Like, I guess, like, if you're a kid and you're going to school or whatever and it's like the new game boy or whatever, it's like, yeah, I get that. Dude, if I was in school or steam deck, I should have got stolen.

Oh, God. Oh, well, yeah. Somebody would have stole the fuck out of it. some kid that fucking don't got a dad, no daddy have an ass kid. I don't be like, I'm gonna take it. I think it was a lot easier to steal Game Boys.

It was a lot easier to stealthily steal them. Yeah, yeah. And it's like I would, I would steal a Game Boy. I wouldn't try to steal a Steam deck. I'm not getting away with that. That's like half my size.

You know what I mean something that's happened in school for me with like, I didn't take the Game Boy and a kid like goes. They see, open this bag, it's in the bag. I don't know how I got there. I don't know how I can. And the kid just gets clap.

I don't know how it got there is crazy That is such a stupid I think definitely there's a few times Other people planted it too I've definitely get No one's taking A Game Boy from somebody And being like I don't want this

No no no no no no no no they just want That wants carnage yeah Nobody wants chaos that bad I really nobody No child wants chaos that badly Because children can't appreciate anything That exists outside of themselves I disagree

You would be wrong I think a kid can't appreciate just genuine disarray. I don't think they can. I have to say, I have to say, I could. I have to say I was little I could do it. I think I'd say I agree because there's been a lot of prank, like you would write something on the board.

I almost got blamed for somebody, somebody drew swastikas on, I forgot who it was. I didn't know what they were yet. I swear to God, I actually did it. So I was, I didn't, I've seen them. I was young enough to not really appreciate what the fuck swastika. I don't appreciate the art. The significance of them. So, like, she was like, did you do this, Derek?

And I'm like, I don't even know what those are, not really. So it wasn't like, say, all I know is that they're a symbol of Nazis, but I don't know what that is. I thought Hitler M.OK were like, like, like sort of a homogenous. Two P's in a bar. I thought they were like similar kinds of people. Like, they really want change. I thought Hitler was synonymous with Martin Luther King Jr. I don't see it.

little bit when I was little because those were like names that people brought up in a way to both series of motion I thought the emancipation proclamation was a fucking hip hop song I thought it was I thought I was an exhibit joint

X-com gave it to you I miss exhibit my um dude West Coast customs is right there no I know what told me you didn't know that no how the fuck would I know that you're a West coasterer yeah

and I'm like I just I had no idea and I just I was like, oh, man. Yeah, this is the place. The exhibit just hangs out there. He's still, he's just sitting on the steps. It's like hot as shit. It's like 98 degrees.

He's like, damn. No, no, he's not even sweating. He's actually fine. He's fine. He's wearing a big sweater. He's sitting out there. I was going. What's going on?

He's fried. He's not. He's, he's fine. Like, he's in like a very fine state. Yeah, I forgot the no end rule. Yeah. Let's, I said he's fine. Yeah.

It was no. no and no and I know he's no and he's crazy no

no Michael basketball Jordan he's fried no Michael basketball

Jordan uh wait Michael basketball Jordan basketball Peterson

Peterson Peterson so he's Michael basketball Peterson Michael Btersson Michael

basketball Peterson what's so difficult to understand? That's a man so difficult to understand. That is fantastic. That is really good. Last one, just a correction.

He says, this is a correction of Chris's salad stands. Choosing to eat dry salads actually less healthy because salads are high in fat soluble vitamins. When you eat fat soluble vitamins without any fat source, you don't absorb as much of it. The dressing acts as a source of fat leading to higher absorption rate. Yeah, whatever. I don't know if that's real. I don't know if that's true. I can't trust anything that anybody says anymore.

I've heard something similar to that. I've heard a lot of things, but most of it is not real. That sounds like a very convenient thing. for people who want to justify drinking salad dressing. Sounds like a big salad. It sounds like big salad. Or big salad dressing.

It sounds like large salad and big salad. It sounds like large lettuce and big salad have gone have large lettuce and big salad. Whatever. Let's get the fuck out of here. Yeah.

Large salad. That's so fucking gross. Yeah. No, I've learned. There's so much stuff that I've like learned throughout the years that it's just not true. Like you want the idea of

like I was like, oh, I'm not feeling too well. Is there anything that can help me feel better maybe with my liver or something like that? And mostly there's like, no, just stop eating like shit and exercise. Anything like all this other shit where it's like, oh, drink this and eat. I'm like, no. That's just not. Because all it's going to do is just process the good, throw out the bad. It's not going to help you process it any better.

It's not how that shit works. Everything I've ever, everything I've ever been told is not real. So like I don't really like, I remember where it's like, Oh, Christopher Columbus discovered America. It's like, oh, just kidding. And it's like, okay. Oh, Thanksgiving was this. It's like, actually, it was like crazy.

I was like, okay, cool, thanks. That's particular history, though. History in particular history. Oh, Hitler's a bad guy. Oh, wait, never mind. He's pretty good. Oh, I didn't know. I had no idea that he had reasons.

Oh, God. What would you have done in that situation, huh? You would have just not trying to bring your country back to greatness? What would you have done? Oh, oh, oh, you eat 10 spiders every year because they crawl in your mouth. It's like, oh, actually, that's not real. It's not real at all. Like, everything is just.

You're not real. A spider where you're cumm is crazy. You shoot you, you shoot your combing fire so hard and grossly, I actually did that one. Can you do it that fast? Can you jack off that fast?

You see a spider like in the corner? It helps actually. It helps if there's a spider there. You're like already dripping when you see the spider. You're thinking of that spider from fucking, what's the name? I'm the hot spider.

From James of the Giant Peach? Yeah, that fucking. Yeah, man, the French one. The French spider. Oh, yeah. Anyway. Yeah.

That end morphic shit is where I draw my line, man. That is what my line is drawn. You can't say that as a Digimon fucker. That is very true. I only fuck Angelomon while she's Antwermon. That's anthropomorphizing, man. How was anthropomorphic? Is it an angel purmorphic?

Yes. How? Angels are animals. No, they're not. Yes, they are. No, they're not. That one is an animal. That one was an animal.

It was a cat. So with this, so look it, look it. So here's the thing. Because of this, you should have no problems, zero problems having sex with a trans woman. Who said I did? I feel like, I think there's enough evidence in this podcast. In my,

with my simultaneous homosexuality. No, but that's real. So why would I not fuck a woman with the rod? Why would I not do that? Because I. That's the literally the best of the world. I see the content you watch, sir. Matt Walsh, fucking Jacks, Pescibeck, Charlie Kirk.

I've seen your fucking history. What's crazy? him of that fucking that guy that he's a he's a Jewish fellow he goes to Charter car and he tries to like fucking Albert Einstein and he tries to argue with like college students he's like hey he has like a really dumb

fucking face I forgot his name What the hell are you talking about Crowder? No it's not Crowder he looks sort of like Crowder but he's like a fucking he was like running for president or something like that and he's a dude that goes to colleges and argues with like young students about like um excuse me rather conservative talking points

I thought it was only Crowder It's not only crowded. It's another dude that does it. So some other fuck doesn't? I don't know. But that's on my feed all the time. And I'm like, why are they sending me this? I'm not this kind of person.

You are that kind of person. I'm not. I'm not a manosphere like, must be. I'm really not. You only get fresh and fit. Jordan Peterson. I think they're trying to sway me,

but I keep like not interested. I literally get none of that content. I get that shit all of us on. I actually, I get some. I get a lot of political stuff on Twitter. It's for me. I think it's because of the fact that what happened is that I like

ridiculous bullshit. Yeah. And I think they are not like, they're like, oh, edgy and fucking chaos means you like, you're like,

you like this. And I'm like, no. No. I say wild shit, but I don't, but I don't, there's probably a big crossover

between the people who watch like ambulances crushing children. Never. It's like amends bursting in the flames and landing on a family.

All right. Well, I'm going to read the names now. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Thank you guys for, what are we going to call this?

What was this? episode even. Rip Susan and then with the crying, laughing crying emojis. What's the more what's the more relevant thing? Borderlands or the Reagan Olympics? Like what do we? I gotta make an abomination of a thing. Just cram every

fucking SEO. Susan with Borderlands, Reagan. Oregon. Borderlands Reagan fucking mafia. Mafia. Mafia. Oh yeah. The mafia. Mafia. Wait, what is the name?

Oh yeah. I forgot about the mafia. Definitive edition. What's the guys? names. I've been curious about those Mafia games. I kind of want to play them. I kind of want to because I keep hearing good things about it. I remember playing Italians can't play it.

Oh. Oh, Godfather for PS2 was fucking awesome. I played Godfather for the 360. Over 360. Was it 360 or was it? It was Godfather. Both. That was around those. My father two was 360. And then the first Godfather game

was on? The first one. Yeah, the first one. The first one was on the, the because I'm pretty sure I played on PSC. do it. Oh, they may have port it over? Well, that was around the time where they were like, Spider-Man 3, I think, was on both, and they were like different games. I think they were, I'm pretty right.

Because I remember that was one of the... I remember that was one of the first games on both consoles. I remember, I know what you mean. I remember because that was one of the first games that I got from Gamefly. Oh, Gamefly. When I had Gamefly, because I was like... Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM.

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Yeah. I only had it for like a couple months Gamefly. It was cool though. GameFal was cool. Yeah, it was dope. But I remember getting Godfather for 360 because I was like, yeah, it's M-rated, sick.

And I played it and I was like, I don't like this. I really don't have the guy. I think the 360 one might have been worse. Oh, oh, it's possible. Because that was kind of the case with Spider-Man 3. I remember playing Spider-Man 3 on the 360 and being like. I thought it was so much better on this, but it was a completely different game from the T-S-2 one.

It's a way different game. I played a PS2 one. I'm like, what the fuck is happening? Godfather, Xbox. I don't like the Godfather movie very much. My favorite thing was extorting people. Oh, I like it. You walk into the stores.

You grab them. You start beating the fuck out of them. And then they're like, oh, pay. And you keep beating them. It should also be noted that like that was around the time. Like my patience was very low. Like I feel like that game's probably better than I thought than I remember it. It just wasn't my kind of game at that point.

Because I didn't like Grant the Thadha Otto either. Oh, okay. Well, that makes sense. Brent DeFoto is not very boring to me, very fast. Yeah. I would go on my little psychopathic rant. I'd be like, ha ha, ha, I'd fucking blow people. That's the problem.

I would never finish that. I never did the story. Like, the first one that I really finished was four, like recently. Like, when we were playing it over Christmas. Oh, really? That's the first. Oh, I finished. That's the first time I ever finished Grand The Thettoe for.

I finished. San Andreas is my favorite first one that I finished. The ones before that I would just fuck around. Ah, dude. My death toll on Groundedrifoto 3 was crazy. You would put on, there was a, in Grandofoto 3, there was a mod that you make their heads actually explode off. Yeah.

And so after that, all I did was I just kept killing people for fucking hours. Does this look familiar? Hell yeah. Yeah, the warehouse. God, it looks like ass. Isn't it crazy how much better we remember these things? Yeah. Like, that's crazy.

God. I wonder if there was a PS2 one, though. I swear there was. Godfather, and I wonder if it was different Because Spider-Man was a different game entirely Godfather PS2 Yeah

Yeah, because I specifically remember having the case Oh yeah, so it's a different game Yeah, see that's what I remember Yeah PS3 looked like fucking Crazy ass This is what I'm saying It's like, but it's a different HUD too

Like even just like the like the HUD is different Yeah See that's a shield and green Okay yeah Yeah So the warehouse Like when you said it looked familiar, the warehouse look familiar to me.

Yeah. Like I don't probably a similar design. There's probably, yeah, exactly. Xbox 360. Yeah, it's a completely different game. It's kind of crazy. God, that looks awful. Yeah, it's a different.

It looks a little different. It looks a little different. Yeah, interesting. So this is, this is a 361. Oh, that looks horrible. And then the PS2. I remember that looking amazing. Yeah, the PS2 one though, like it's,

and then it's, it's like more simplistic. It's more clear It's more readable Yeah exactly Yeah I don't know man Yeah oh look Just dragging people Beating the fuck out of it was so fun

That was such a weird generation too Because it's just like head butt This is the same game Like it's the same It's Godfather PS2 Xbox 360 Xbox PS3

Yeah Completely different video games Damn I wonder if I So this guy's playing it on PC Remember the Gameboy advanced version of games Probably Where did it just be side scrollers

What happened? You get a Game Boy like, oh man, I'm gonna get Spider-Man 2 for the Gameway, man. Oh, Jesus Christ. And it's a side-scroller. Dude, Spider-Man 2 for the PSP was awesome because it was you know the first movie-based Spider-Man game where you were Toby McGuire and you were like

swinging off the clouds? It was that, but like in Spider-Man 2. It's like a completely different, like, just like a very like unique, like it only exists on the PSP. Wait, there was Spider-Man 2 for the PSP? I played the shit out of it. And it was just, it was like a a Spider-Man 2 version of that first one. Like it wasn't open world or anything. But it was like It was so neat

Because it was just like what the fuck It's like it's like peering into an alternate timeline Where Spider-Man 2 never was open world or whatever Like it just kept going in that The way the first one was It's so weird It's so cool though I don't know

I don't know how to hack the Steam Deck Or it's like a Do you have a video that you use That you could send me? Yeah I said to you Yeah do that then Because I do want to I do There are games that I want to play

It's not worth If they're not available anymore I don't feel bad you know, like that's fair. If I just can't get it, because I would buy it if I could. Yeah, that's the thing. That's the thing.

That's why I don't fuck with Nintendo. You're not giving me a fucking subscription for a game. Even though a bunch of the games on that I really want now, too, the fucking Super Nintendo subscription thing. I'd love a bunch of them, but like it's not. It's a dumb thing to pay for. I'm not paying.

I'm not paying to have the game for a little, until I don't pay. Like, no, eat my balls. Yeah. So I found that reason with PS Plus where I was, like, I was going to play Ape Escape Escape on stream, just because I was testing out. By the way, crazy that this works.

but I was streaming the PS5 to my PC and streaming that to Twitch And it worked perfectly fine No, no, no, through the PC Like, because I was, I want to stream PS5 stuff But like I don't want to fucking lug everything How do you do that? What do you mean?

The stream the PS5 to the PC Just remote play Yeah, remote and there was no But you have to have a good internet No Well, I mean, I wasn't playing like destiny or like Or FPS stuff So you remote play to your PC

And then, okay And then stream the remote play window And it works. Oh, I might do. do that. You can't do that. You gotta have a really good internet. I didn't think my internet was good enough to do it.

I was doing like test stuff and it. Not a problem. Oh, that's so well. But yeah, send me that video actually. Like I've had to do the scene of it. Because I do, I want to play like,

if I could play that Spider-Man 2 PSP game again, I'd be wild. You do. Playing Wexmo's Wolverine on a fucking, all right. Let's read the names now. We're so fucked. Gene!

Count me down. Three, two, one. Broley backshoting Sweeney. Why am I seeing so many Broly memes lately? Yeah, I got sent one of him lasering. Who was it? I don't remember if it was Yamcho or Tian. I can't remember one of them.

Probably Tien. Just getting lasered through the chest like his ass. It was just like shooting a giant fucking beam through the chest of what other. I'm like, why did you send this to me? I saw a video of like Broly like pounding the camera and it was just like a bunch of like supercuts of other enemies getting pounded. He's just like, what the fuck is going?

And I saw one that made me fucking crack up. It was Squidward cleaning. You know that the graffiti of him that says loser off the Christmas. Oh yeah, yeah.

And he turns around and he goes, oh no, Broly. And it's Broly's running. But it cuts off before he finishes. It's so good.

I lost it. I should have saved it. That's a pretty good one. But did you, did you see it on where, do you see on Instagram or Twitter? I think Twitter. I'm more on Twitter than I am on Instagram.

I have a video I'm going to show you guys. Burly Backshone and Sweeney. Kingston curbsnobbing a baby with Link's Iron Boot. I'm going to use... I'm probably not going to switch the camera while I'm doing this. Master has given Dobby a prostate orgasm. Stop lying, Chris. We know you're white. I am.

I'm definitely not black. Those are the only two things. Scooby Dubus. Scooby-Dubis says... Listen, listen, listen. Oh, my God. This sounds awful. What?

I did see that somehow. I think I said it to you. Yeah, you said to me it's... You're such a fucking freak. You want to play that fucking cat video? You sent me? I would... Don't...

Derek, block this part out of the podcast. No, no, just don't do it then. We cannot have this part of the podcast. Be... Do it on the extra ammo. Okay. Beast Mr. That's a bit of interest and extra ammo.

Oh, my God. Scooby-Dubia says, Rettro, Raggy, I raced the reed with rent and all. How do you say? Oh, that's what bothers me. Uh-oh.

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all and then a very end. What was? Also, I'm gay or something. It was something where it was just like, you're gay homo head to rest. I think it was like, I walked this lonely road and it was like. On the boulevard of broken dreams.

And then it was like. Where the city streets and I'm the only one and I'm really gay. Yeah, something like that. It was something. I'm really gay. I'm really. My asshole is bleeding when your dinks inside me. Let's go.

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Oh we didn't talk about That plane that went down Oh my god The plane hit the other plane Wait what No no No you see that The Brazil plane

That like just kind of fell Oh my god You guys didn't see the plane Hit the other plane The other plane People are like skydiving No, that's old, that's old. That's old, that's like super old.

That's like from the fucking 90s. 1890s. It's from the 1890s. They have modern clothes on. Wow, we've been able to fly for a long time. There we go. Picture of Nikola Tesla with a fucking Rick and Morty shirt. From fucking box lunch.

That is so not okay. I need someone to Photoshop that. Just black and white, sepia, or sepia like, and then like put... Yeah, see, like, find old photos of, like, historical figures and just put obscure, like, obscure modern clothes on that. The idea of Gangus Khan with a fucking

paramour shirt on. Ganga's con with a pair of Tim's. Dude, he would have, he would have finished. He would have, he would have made it to here. Yeah,

he absolutely would have gotten everything. Everything would have been the Timberlands at that point. It would have been the Timberlands. Meat Spin is my homepage. Round-Ey to Asian. That's exhausting. First of all, homepage.

You think meetspin's still up? Yeah, for sure. You look it up. I'll look it up. Whatever. It doesn't bother me. This iPad means nothing to me. Like when I was a kid, maybe I was like, oh my God.

But now I'm like, okay, it's just a dick spinning. There it is. It's still there. Is it still the same meetsman? It's still the same. Still the same? Same one. I remember that there was a counter on there.

If he stayed on there for a certain amount of time, it would say you were gay. That shit was so fun. I thought that was fucking hilarious. I remember I got called a penis land, Penn Island. Oh, Penn Island, yeah. No, what's that? That was so, like, this was something that we, when we were kids. Like, people were going around.

It's like, yeah, you gotta go to pen island.com. Peniseland. I felt so stupid. I didn't know about that. I felt so stupid, too. I was like, I'm such an idiot. Oh, it's penis land. Is that a real website?

They were like Penn Island. Yeah. No, Penn Island is just Penn Island now. I looked it up recently. Oh, it's not penis land? It's just Penn Island. It's not penisland.com? And then island pins.

Wow, that's crazy. It actually, it used to be like a troll site. It got me so bad because it was like Penn Island, no space. And I was like, it's weird looking at the internet in some way, like websites because. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential?

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That they were ephemeral. Like they weren't like storefronts where it was just like, oh, the software, et cetera, is a game stop now. Or like, oh, the subway is this. I mean, it's the same thing, technically. No, it is the same thing. But like, in my, it's,

all the websites that I've been visiting for so long are still around or the ones that are important are still around. Yeah. So like whenever I go to a website that I remember and it's gone, it's kind of jarring or like it's something else. Oh, for sure. And then sometimes I'll go to a website that's exactly the same. Yeah. Like they're still old like this because you know there's modern website design now.

Yeah. I suppose there's old website design. So seeing like the old ones and how like things are in the fucking oval bubbles by the side, like a little fucking upper task bar. And then it's like, dang, this is so. I remember doing web design classes and just like being so confused at like what people thought. was good website design because I remember thinking like this is all really bad like very bad but uh anyway

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I wasn't, I wasn't on internet at that time. I was, like, watching, like, a happy tree friends and fucking Ebon's world shit. Just the worst version of the internet.

I was only exposed to the worst I had internet. That was my, by the way, that was my only reference for Star Wars for years. Really? It was the Star Wars gangster rap. Because I didn't watch the prequels. I didn't watch the prequels.

I didn't watch the prequels in theaters. I was like one of the first, like, I got the little bowl of thing At the little bowl of popcorn I was Jar Jar Bingus said Because I thought Jar Jar Jar Bing was cool No you didn't

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You want to see some dude sucking some other dude off? You know, I saw, do you remember there was this guy named, Something Silver? Yeah. Something Silva. He went viral for saying something like something, um, your foo-fool-lame shit,

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That's how people used to do it man I'm so pissed That's what people used to do it Yeah to describe it I would I would appreciate, like, Polaroid nudes, like, mailed to me. That'd be cool. Not, not for a moment.

I actually got a Polaroid nude. Not from a movie. You actually got one, like, sent to you? Well, no, like, uh, somebody I was dating at the time. Oh, like, so it was one of those, like, they can print it out, like, real quick or, yeah. Like, just low, shh. Any person, any person that wants that has a Polaroid for me, I shouldn't be around. Like, I shouldn't be fucking any girl that has Polaroid.

I found it in, like, one of my, one of the record sleeves, because I must have, like, just dumped it, like, throwing a bunch of shit. I found it recently. Like in the last couple months I was like Do you delete your nudes from girls After you break up with them? You kind of have to Yeah

You kind of unfortunately have to I was so mad My thing is like I'm honest I don't go ahead Like I genuinely kind of don't think There's really that big of a deal with it But for me it's just like

I don't want This to leak out of my phone somehow And then it's like their problem You know what I mean There's that There's that and then there's also I gotta say like if I if I sent news to somebody And we broke up

And they kept them I really would not give a shit. Like it means so little to me. Well, yeah. It's, it is, to me, it is 100% a respect thing.

So, like say if my significant other didn't give a shit, I would just have it like in, let me give you an example. Like, I, I think I delete everything

because I'm just like out of respect, whatever, it's over, fine. Me and, uh, my wife were going through some of my old pictures on my hard drag because I was showing you,

look at all this old shit from me when I was like 2006. Nudes. And then there was, was just one and it was one from this girl I dated there was this uh I think I've mentioned her before she was this Nigerian Indian girl that had parents that hated me because I was yeah yeah so so it was a picture of her tits um no nice tits you know conversation those conversations she was like you have these notes like I didn't know I had this yeah I literally it was so because to me

like it was so we were so casually just browsing the shit it wasn't like I don't look through because then that's the thing where it's like you're hiding something literally I'm like oh I had no idea that was on there and then It was like, you know, I'm like, it shouldn't be a big deal because clearly,

I was fucking eight, it was 2006, I was 18. Clearly, I forgot that that was there. Yeah. It's, I can't believe

this hardstrived still works, man. I got it in 04. I have a hard drive. That hard drive, I really want to get the cables for it, but it's, it's firewire.

Oh, I mean, I'm sure it's like $2 on Amazon. Yeah, but I can't justify it because I know it's, I know that's the only way I'm going to use it. It's the only thing I'm going to use it for.

Yeah. So, Like it bothers me the idea I'm gonna buy like at least when I buy cables like HDMI's I was like okay that's multiple use I can if if one breaks I can use it for this I can use it for monitors TV game systems all that stuff USBC is mega pliable right firewire is just that it's completely dead it's just and if that's dead then it's a waste so I guess here's two dollars so what you should buy two dollars is money what's on there what's on there just buy a hub that has a multiple things that's go see that would that my curiosity would I would have bought it a long

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It should stay in it. And then I looked at it again and it's just gone. And I'm like, bro, where to go? It's just gone. What? Like I have to, I'm like, dude, I'm not buying this again, but at some point I know down the road I want to look at, I'm going to forget what's on here. I hate it, dude.

I should just cancel. everything, all the nudes I ever had for every time I broke up with a girl. And it makes me, I, like, I would, I, yeah, I do it out of respect, but I'm like, oh, man, there was some good pitches of hits, man. I am, dude. But it's out of respect, you do it. It's out of respect, but I'm, it's not, because it's not devious. That's the thing.

It's not like you want to keep them for, like, I'm going to go go into these things. It's kind of like a, it is like a momento. It is just like a little, oh, this, that's cool. Yeah. It's in the same vein as like, look, this may be, I don't think this is controversial for me to still have, but it could bother some people. Like, uh, one of my exes, when I hit 100,000 subscribers, there was a champagne bottle that she got the, the, the, the thing that, not the cork itself, but the thing that was

covering the cork. She made a little thing out of it. And then it says like, 100,000 on it. And I'm like, that's fucking cool. Like, it reminds me of hitting 100,000 subs. It doesn't remind me of like, oh, man, this fucking, I long for this bitch. You know, it's not about that. It's just a little, but the idea, I, but I understand.

how some people can get mad about that. It's a sexualization of the body. Yes. It is way. So it's like it's, it's, let me be clear. Let me be clear. Yeah. That is a horrible example of we're talking about

a naked chick versus the thing. I'm not trying to say one to one. Yeah, I'm not trying to do. Also, I can't even imagine dealing with that conversation with Lily. Yeah,

that's kind of, I could not. Well, that's the thing to me where it's like, if you start dating somebody else, then they have to go. Oh, they don't know.

That is, that is, that is the nuclear kind of point where it's just like, I don't know. Yeah, pretend like I haven't like kept things for longer than I probably should have. But every time, if something starts again, that's a, that's a clean slate. That's gone. I know it out of raids. I'm so fucking mad at them. I'm like, fuck you bitch.

No! You get one last good look. Yeah. And then wipe. It's like a Viking funeral kind of thing. Yeah. It's like, yeah. Get the, get the point out. You set the fire. It's exactly like that. But I don't know, I genuinely, shoot your fucking foe on a flaming bow. But also for me, like that. I genuinely. What do I keep doing this?

Like, I genuinely, I don't care. Like, if I ever sent somebody nudes and they, and they still have, like, like, I really don't care.

Yeah, I don't like, if they're gooning to it furiously, it doesn't affect me at all. My dick, my dick got leaked when I was in high school twice. Even if it got leaked, the pictures that I send are at my Sunday best.

Exactly. So, always make sure they're good. I'm at full mass at that, so by all means, take you do what you want. It's too hard. It's actually kind of hurting.

Like I take the picture and fucking pass all right afterwards. Yeah. How would you feel, though? I want to say this. How would you feel, though, if your significant other dick setter fucking phone or hard drive from other people? I wouldn't care that. I really wouldn't. I really, I don't think I would care.

If you're still getting them, that's one thing. Yeah. But like if they're just, I don't know. I really, I really just think it at a certain point, I just think it becomes porn. You know what I mean? I, look at it. I actually agree. I really, I truly.

I so don't care. I truly, and I, and I know maybe people wouldn't believe us saying this. Like, you wouldn't know how would, you don't know until the situation happens. I'm telling you. Yeah. I couldn't care less. Like my girlfriend. You are with me now and I should trust you.

And if I don't trust you, I shouldn't be with you. I say exactly. There you go. Like, I like, when I see a guy is trying to try to, like all those guys are trapped. I'm like, yeah, yes. I'm not bothered by this. Whatever. Like, it's weird to.

Be bothered by it. I understand the idea of, the conversation about porn being like guys watching porn. Yeah. When they're dating someone else, I can understand why that argument could exist. But at the end of the day, I'm not so much masturbating to the person. I'm masturbating to the act of people having sex. I say it's a tool. It's a tool in the same way.

It's not like it's a conscience that should be that people should have. You guys want to be on the same page, right? Yeah. You would hope so. I just think it's like a tool. tool in the same way as like say a vibrate or something else. Oh yeah. That could be like this helps me get off.

It expedites the process of the email. It feeds it up so I can get back to fucking doing what I care. Yeah. So like yeah, that's why I see. I don't see it unless you're somebody who fucking watches it for like, you know, hours a day. Or if you're like doing it for like particular stars or like people you know. Like say if you're subscribed to an only fans might be a little bit. That's a little devious, a little devious.

That might be a little more because you specifically like this person. That might be a little more of a problem for somebody. Yeah. That's more content. Yeah, it's more dubious for sure. It could be. Like, oh, I'm, what was that, that Riley Reid? She was kind of in, like, the space.

So if you were kind of like subscribed to her, for example, someone might be like, you seem like you kind of like this person. Also, the moment you know them, that's a line as well too. You might have even, well, see, here's the thing. I think it's a line. When I know someone. When you're in a, when you're in a relationship, sorry. Oh, yeah.

Oh, and if you're subscribed. Yes. Yeah, that's crazy. To me, it's just more of like, oh, I just want to know. And it's not about, I don't want to subscribe. I'm not wasting money on Express. Fuck that. But I do want to be like, oh, one of the, one of the home girls is on the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the site now.

I just want to know, I want to see. And then, and then I'm done. And actually my, it's simple, immisit curiosity. It is literally that. I totally get it. Me and Jojo actually are kind of like, oh, so and so is doing this. We want to see. You know?

And then it's that like, we're not fucking doing it. I can imagine see like someone of your homegirls. and you're like, you guys getting off of that shit together. I'm just, I think, independently, together. I think I'm genuinely just so desensitized to the idea of, like, nudity in general.

Not because I've seen so much of it, but just because I just, like, philosophically, I just don't care that much about it. It depends on the setting for me. I've been to spas, you know, like, whatever. It's getting, it's, it's become less of a problem. That's why seeing penances don't bother me too much as I've seen penances for so much of my life

because I've played sports. Well, the thing, too, is like, that's not, like, it doesn't bother me that much. Don't walk towards me. It sounds funny, but I go and I'm like, don't fuck it. I'll kill you. Well, the thing for me, too, is just like, it's, I don't know, it's just a human body. Yes.

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And so it really... You're a particular case, though. Like, it really makes... It doesn't register to me as something to care about. They're like, yeah, I've seen people naked. Like, okay. I've been to spas naked. I don't get it.

I think in that context that totally makes sense in like in a very normal setting to seeing naked bodies doesn't really do much for me. Yeah. If there is somebody like say like you know my wife, if she's pointing her desire towards me with nudity, that is a very different thing where I'm like that kind of makes my like kind of per. Right. Of course.

So it's a very so that's where it's like nudity in that context is very, you know, like yes. But then if I literally, because I've seen there's one time a girl. walking down the street and her top like her tits, she didn't notice her tits her out and I'm driving home from work and I'm just like nice and then I just go but it's not like something right you don't fucking slam on the brakes

and you know you're like I would have miss your breasts her out I would have had to see something there no hell no because then I'm taking away from other people that's that's evil no but that she doesn't probably don't want to expose yourself like that it's not the first time that's ever happened to her clearly is I it cyphergraf I don't know I don't

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Oh my God. I'm kind of not liking this country. Like people are doing this country thing right now. I'm not really feeling it. Are people doing that? Yeah. Beyonce, Posty. No, Beyonce's album is actually good, though.

I don't. I don't like it. It's, to be fair, I don't like most of her music. It's just not what I, even like saying, like, I'm not trying to take stabs at her or Taylor Swift. It's kind of the worst. I'm not trying to like, take it. This shit's fucking off.

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He can sing. He can play guitar. He can play bass. And not only because I know a lot of people that can play everything extremely well, but he also writes extremely well. And that's the thing. Usually it's like either or, right? You're fucking not great at putting songs together,

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360 and I remember actually like, I remember I have a vivid memory of playing it being like, man, I really want to like this. It was a fucking chore. Did you play it after two? No. It was new at the time.

It was like around, it was Mass Effect. I played around the same time I played Gears. So, 06. So, 06. The first it came out of 2007, the first one.

Uh-huh. The first Mass Effect came out 07. Yeah, yeah, but I got a 360 in 2007. Oh. Like I got my 360, I think, in summer of 2007, in preparation for Halo

because I was like, oh, right, right, right. I didn't have, we weren't bawling. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know many people. people that bought it like my cousin had a day one like I remember going to his house day one or not the first day but like because I wasn't even paying attention to the world at that time or like video games or really at all and I remember just going to his house one day and he just

had a new machine I was like what the fuck there's a new Xbox and he blew my mind he like turned it on from across the room it was like wireless and oh I was like I remember what blue I said he plugged his iPod in and he just played music through the fucking while he was playing fight night or whatever I'm like this is I I really don't think we're ever going to have a leap like that ever again. Oh, no, it can't, but we can't. Unless we get, like, fucking synthetic a out of you can fucking be fucking fucking. I think the only thing that's going to, I think the only major difference we're going to tell is in hair.

That's it. Well, I just, I don't even mean, I just mean. And water reflection and so like that. Well, I don't even mean graphically. I don't even mean, like, from one machine to the next. Like, it will never be that big of a fucking jump ever. Like, in sheer, like, function. Because, like, dude, the PS5 does less than the PS3 did.

Technically. Technically. I know what you mean. You know what I mean? You could print stuff from the PS3. It was crazy. It was way overpowered. Unnecessary.

But it was so cool. It was like they were like, let's give them everything. And then later on they were like, ah, we gave them too much. They're going to expect this. Remember when you could watch Netflix with your friends, like on Xbox Live? Do you watch parties? That shit was so cool. That was dope as hell.

That was so cool. And then they were like, wait a second. We could charge them for this. So lame. Yeah. Capitalism ruins everything. Wayshlay 583. Papini Brothers

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I don't like these. And I remember finding out, like, why did I hate these? I was like, why did I try it? I was like, these are fine.

Yeah, I like the texture of them a lot. Yeah. I just don't, I mean, I just don't eat candy that much. I know. I go on candy binges when I eat candy. That's the thing.

Do you? I don't have candy for a long time. I have candy and I have candy and I go fucking out of the same. I have bad ass of reflux so I just can't. That's kind of, I just deal with it. It's kind of like every now and like, it's rare but like sometimes

I think like maybe like not a couple times of mother anything but like every couple months I'll be like I want sour candy and I'll hurt myself I'll get like a sour gummy worm thing dude the trolley worms there's these fucking sour gummy worms that I've only seen

them exclusively in Ross they come in like that yeah exactly so when you're checking out discount hangers if you go to Ross if you're checking out so even in the Ross by us you go and in the checkout line they have all these candy assortments, right? They have this plastic tube

full of like they'll be rings, sometimes they're gummy worms. They're the softest, juiciest ones I've ever had and I'm like, what the fuck is this? Why are they only in Ross? They're the best ones.

That's crazy. They're so goddamn good. I loved sour power straws when I was a kid. I'm solivating, thinking about them. Yeah, I like those, there's these airheads,

there's these things called like Airheads Extreme bites. They're like sour and there's like a specific flavor of them that are really good. And those are the ones that like when I'm like it's been a long time I can justify doing this damage to myself

I'll just inhale those I love sour candy gushers gushers are pretty sweet I like freezing them and throwing them shove a bunch of frozen gushes in a blunderbuss have a delicious death yeah their head turns into a raspberry as they fucking crumble

those commercials are fucking scary man and they rot where they would be like, oh, a gusher and then their heads would turn into like a fruit. Yeah, that shit was terrifying. It was like fucking like, like Resident Evil shit. Yeah. With fucking gushers.

It was a racist version in that commercial where I saw like it was like Chinese gushers and their heads turned as the cats and dogs. I'm not, this is real. I saw this. Were they whole cats and dogs? I don't know. It was crudely animated. It wasn't like.

Yeah, I think it was. It just popped. There was no cleverness to it. Yeah. This is racism. Sour Skittles had dope commercials. We remember those. That's true.

Yeah. They had Jared Fogle on them Bairies and cream He was fucking like petting some funny He was on the Sour Patch kids He was like first time I'm a pedophile Then I'm a spokesperson First I'm sweet

No I'm sour They sour's the pedophile fire There was like a kung fu Asian guy In one of those commercials The Sour Man Mad funny Oh my God And he was doing Kung Fu

Do you remember long man No what? I mean McFunderman's brother No no the gum commercial The Japanese like I think there were gum or canned Commercial was like long man You don't remember those? I don't do you. They were fucking crazy. They had like a whole story where like this candy man stole this guy's wife

It was like a narrative that was built over like Many many many fucking commercials. What the fuck? I don't I don't know if it was it was something The British is the British guy long man Long man commercial yeah Yeah, these what? It was like a gum commercial The Google long long man, you'll see it So

It's just speaking like It's just a long candy This is fucking uh careless whisper rip off Yeah I know right It's time It's time to bring in the careless whisper royalty free But yeah no that's There was like they were like 18 of those commercials

And it was like the whole story was like Over the course It progressed. It progressed Like it was a narrative and like Eventually, like, she's, like, there's, like, a relationship or something. Interesting. It's cool. It was like, I remember that was a meme for a while.

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