The Snark Tank - #256: Jamiroquai Action Figure

Episode Date: August 23, 2024

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I just die. Do you think that's what like metamorphosis kind of feels like in some way? It's probably painful as fuck. It's what I'm like unconscious for it, I think. They developed like they had to naturally develop anesthetic for themselves. Because what metamorphosizes? Bugs, right? Bugs.

No, bugs. Me. People metamorphosize. I mean, my dick is in a cocoon and it bursts out and it has like wings and like little legs. You've never met a more for a son? I would chop my penis off to happen. I feel like what would you do if that was, there's a universe of the Resident Evil franchise

where all, like, say, Spencer, all the people that fucked with the viruses first, they all just died. So there wasn't like any crazy mutations and shit. Oh, they just got sick. And then they would just be a pandemic. They would just be like a normal. They wouldn't even have a chance to pandemic.

They would just die. They walk into the fucking like that big ass mansion, the first one. They're like, Oh, there's this much of dead shit here This is the T virus It's just a bunch of dead people It's just a bunch of dead people

I'm just trying to build a video game series off of that That's what I was trying to think how would it be It's more or less you racing to kill the final boss Before he dies You fail if you fail if the boss dies Not by your hand I feel like that would be like an hour in It's like game over and you're like what

I guess it could be like one of those puzzle games At least because they're still like it's still the dumbass mansion that has a bunch of stupid puzzles in it. Yeah, it would just, it would be people just meander, just trespassing doing puzzles. It'd be like Resil 5, but instead of like, you find the guy with the chainsaw, he dropped the chainsaw and he's like laying there. So you're in Africa. We got to, we got to see what's going on with this Uroboros.

Couldn't be further from the mic because he said that in a completely normal tone of voice. Oh, very true. That's just getting, I, you will not hear that probably. You know what I like about that? you've been podcasting for over four years. I don't know. And you have not developed like the skill to be married to the mic. I don't like things in front of my face.

Why? What is it in the wrong place? It's a severe homophobia. That's what it is. It's unprecedented. It's just making you nervous. This is reminding you of one of your boys from back home, like hazing you in basketball? One of my boys from back home hazing me.

It got that grizzly sometimes, you know. It got near that grizzly. That's wild, man. It got close when I was in football. What do you mean? A little bit of homophobic, I mean, weird, homoerotic hazing. Homophobia in sports?

I still actually feel weird when I still, still to this day, when it's the motherfuckers slapping each other's asses. It is weird to be that, like, you would see homophobia in those spaces the most, yet they would engage in the most homoerotic stuff. Isn't that how it is a lot of times? That is body build.

That is absolutely. bodybuilding 100%. Anything that is like the most testosterone lace thing like back in the day wrestling naked oiled up like doesn't get any gayer than that. But to them somehow that wasn't gay at all. Yeah.

I was like there is no shot that I want to wrestle naked oiled up with the dudes. It's not gay to sniff your friends nuts. And probably that was like the finish. What are you talking about? You pin them by inhaling their nuts. That was. I feel like it wasn't really.

It was gay and it was fine back then. Yeah, I just don't... I think the addition of, like, Christianity speaking of gay being... Speaking of gay being fine, Patreon.com slash the snark tank. Go over to Patreon.com. The snark tank, if you're gay,

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Oh, my God. If you're gay, you pay us, then you go away after. How fast would we be dishelling? If that was like an authentic policy? Yeah. How fast would our old, like a Francesca rant, you know, somebody like that, like how, how fast would they sniff this out? Because they, you know, they don't think about any of us anymore.

But then if they got a whiff, apparently they do kind of. Oh, that's right. She brought me up randomly. That's right. Well, it was probably a while ago now at this point. It was like maybe like a year or two ago. It was a while ago. I remember.

At a nowhere. I was just like, dude, Steve Shives. Yeah. even made a video about that, like, because she went off and said some stuff that was just not true. And, man, I have a problem with some of those people. Let it go, dude. Yeah, I just want them to like. I forgot about this entirely.

Did I mention this on the podcast where it was FD Signifier? He brought up the alternative influence network. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was that thing. I'm like, guys. Did you bring up that chart with me? The chart. Me, I'm on it too.

And I'm just like, wait, what? Wait, wait. I know you. Do you remember that chart? know what you brought about. There was a Becca Lewis, some social, I don't know. I actually don't know what her role is or whatever. But like, I remember she was post.

She, she was the one who posted the viral, like, study or chart or whatever the fuck it was. Chart, I guess. Of alternative influence network. And it had like a bunch of, uh, create, uh, it had a bunch of political content creators. It was like Sargon and, and all these, all these people. And I was on there too. And it made sense for me to be linked to certain people. It was obviously made sense.

But then like, I had like, I remember there was a line from like, me. directly to Richard Spencer. I was like, what the fuck you're talking about? And then I realized it was because I made a video about it, I guess. I covered like a subject about it. Is that, are you trying to rationalize it? That would be my most charitable interpretation of it, which would still be an uncharitable reason to put me on that kind of, it really made no sense.

Because that would also make them a link to Richard Spencer too because they clearly made. So that's why I feel like that's, that's you being charitable, but that's just not. I guess that's the assumption of you being in a ballpark of content similar to them. It's just not because it's not even similar. But no, it's not. It's not, but it's like, look, the it was. It was done. It was trying to rationalize it is just not.

It's just it is there's no way to rationalize it. It's clearly inflammatory in a way that there are so many lines crossed that nobody was going to actually detangle all the webs. So you do that many purposefully So then the people that Want to believe this will just believe it And so even people that I respect highly Like FD Signify there's a lot of people think he's super radical I'm like I don't think that

I've saw other people make videos I have a few problems with him Of course you can't there is no You will never watch anyone that you're like Oh I love every single thing they do Like I feel like if one person If you're not political That's different

I guess I'm talking about like in a political commentary sense if you like what everybody does in that sense I feel like oh you're in a cult right if you're not pushing back against some people's thoughts that means you don't have any thoughts of your own I've a lot of respect for him I love the Andy Worski one because it showed like the darker

the red got the more like the worst connections you had on that alternate and like Worski's squares like black Worski's got the biggest blackest square possible and which actually makes sense because for a while And you had like Stefan Moni. Partnering with the, what was that guy? John Vensua Gabripe.

Yeah, JF. They just brought a bunch of racists on. It was literally just that. But it's so funny because like there I am with like the tiniest fucking dot in this. But I'm like overlapped in like a million different way. See, that's the thing. It's not real. You can't even discern.

She, the person. If you guys are curious what this is, you can look up alternative influence network. And it's like literally the first image that you find. It's just crazy. I remember making a video about it, but like when it happened, just kind of brushing it off, didn't go into detail about it, but just being like, this is not, it's clearly this isn't accurate representation, but I think it's brilliant. If you are the person that made this, this is how you go about it. Nobody's going to detangle that. No one cares enough.

So you just make it look at it. It's extremely inflammatory. And the people that believe you, it's the same thing about, you know, like I said, every single time, I hate talking about Gamergate, but it's the same thing. There are so many different narratives about it Like mainstream It's a harassment campaign against women I never made any videos Yeah

Talking about harassing I was not my point ever Or any even remotely to it Should have done it more though Well it's in retrospect To fit the shoe Why might as well It's so funny

Thinking about that time though Because you look at things now And I even you look at like Andrew Tate or something Or like Nick Fuentes And it's like That's what people thought was happening.

Yes. But this is what's happening now. And like, now it seems like no one seriously cares. And it's like, what the fuck? Like,

what happened you guys? Like, I've seen people make videos about like a fucking Tade or whatever. And it's very casually like, oh yeah, these people suck at other

and then the way, like, I haven't seen, like, where's the fucking alternative influence network thing for them? Dude, well,

I just, I feel like the vitriol that I see now, compared to like what is, what people are guilty of now is like wildly like tame. Like I see people talk about Nick Fuentes like, yeah, you know, Nick Frentice is just like a, he's like a, he's a young guy, he's like an idiot, you know? Yeah.

And I'm like, oh, okay, he's literally a fucking, a real Nazi. Like an actual white supremacist. And you know, I remember in 2016, I was like, Hillary Clinton kind of sucks. It was like, this guy's a ferocious sexist who shouldn't be on the platform, nuke him. I'm like, what the fuck happened. You know, you know what I think it is? What the hell is this? Fuck you guys.

They lost their drive, dude. I think, I think, I got like, bored or something. I think consciously, first and foremost, conscious. Absolutely. The country's gotten more conservative. I think consciously. I think that's kind of almost obvious. Yeah.

I think people just lost their fire. Y'all got to die. Do you think a lot of those creators, this was like kind of their introduction into being on the internet like this? Oh, yeah, yeah. Because I feel like a lot of them like normies were, because I consider myself a normie, but not on that sense where like I had no idea about anything. Right.

But there was a large, like say, I've, I've, name drop Ethan Ralph so many times. I didn't know he existed and he was one of those. Yeah, I didn't know about him. His people were harassing the, uh, yeah, yeah. The, the, the pro game or whatever. What is it? I don't know.

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Those people existed, that underground shit. Richard Spencer was around, but I'd never heard of them before. I remember there was like a thing. going around of him at like a speech like in like 2015 or 2016 I think 2016 was the first time I heard about him and he was using look man it is so obvious now in hindsight

that they were doing the infiltration tactics and here's one thing that I and I don't know if we mentioned this on a podcast before but any of those people FD any of those people have taking zero responsibility for stoking the flames of the shit that those people have been talking about for a long time white people like Richard Spencer

like racist like him have been saying oh white persecution they're trying to replace us doing all the and everyone's like shut the fuck up and then when it became mainstream like fucking MTV BuzzFeed and all those fucking outlets shitting on white people almost exclusively this was like see I'm right I told you

they're trying to replace us and then all of a sudden they said they started to listen to him they fed it and none of them take any responsibility for that shit I think it's the idea like no there's no reflection people don't understand how big of a problem that became We're not we're I think we're just now really seeing ramifications how bad that should become Yeah because the idea of saying like like like just being dunking on white people that whole like shit like every white person's a race all that dumb shit like that like that like that like that's yeah and now and now they're all fucking sensitive You know like the Tim Waltz fucking yeah I see the thing about Tim Walt's talking about like how I don't like spicy food and everybody's like white people like spice or what the fuck

It's like I feel like that was such a tame joke to make in like 2008 no one gave a shit you know what I mean It was totally fucking minimal. No one even said. No one even said shit like that back then. That's like people were arguing about real shit at that point. What, they did? White people tacos have always been a thing.

Well, that's not, but that's never, even to this day, it's not really a pejorative. Like people like white people tacos. There's like an affectionate way to call them. Yeah.

But like, people are so on edge now because they feel attacked all the time. All the time. There's a reason. We fucked up. The left completely fucked up in allowing the right to get bullied so much. That there was a bunch of colored hair people. people out there that were taking, taking problems to their own hands.

It was, they were, and they didn't mean to. They weren't. They didn't. No, nobody didn't. They didn't. They were just, well, their pockets. The vast majority did not have bad intentions. Yes. Yes. Yes. They were actually upset at bullshit that's happened. Right. They wanted to talk about it. They were just mega cringe about it. They went about it. Exactly. They didn't understand that they should look. Bullying is bullying is great. It's not great. Okay. It's not great. No, no, hold on. I was Hold on. Hold on. Let me hear this. Let me hear this. Let's see if you can cook.

You have to bully for the right reasons. You have to bully people because they're wrong and they're dumb. Not because they're white or they're whatever or they're like, like, oh, you're born this way. They can't control. Right. You got, you bully people because they're fucking wrong. I think, I think instead of bullying people, you know, shut down stupidity. That's, I mean, you buy bullying. I don't, I don't think to be, I don't think to me to be bullied. You used to be like, oh, that's wrong. I think, I think you're like, and you don't entertain it. I think you don't like keep talking to them. There was a thing for a while where people would be,

where people were really into naming logical fallacies. Do you remember that when people would like have debates? Yes, people were, that's a strong man. That's a this fallacy. Yeah, yeah, whatever. I remember there was one, pussy. Go ahead, go ahead.

I fucking hated that, bro. It was really fucking annoyed. The debate culture blew up way too much over the time. Like, when you were around when he moved here, the big culture became way too big. And it was motherfuckers debating about the stupidest shit. And instead of just being like, you're being racist.

Well, here's the thing. Here's the thing. It's like, I remember there was like a thing called ad hominem, right? And there is still, this still, this still exists where you substitute an argument with an insult. Yeah. It's like, okay, like, oh, the Republicans spend actually like a lot more on, you know, deficit spending. Whatever I'm saying right now is not, don't pay attention. But, and the response would be like, well, you're gay.

Right. Yeah. Yeah. And that's dumb. But then people would like Confuse that where it's like okay They would say something and then I'd be like hey here's why you're wrong ABCD all these facts

Also you're stupid And they'd be like well that said homin It was like no it's not This is I'm refuting your argument And I'm calling you stupid You only pay attention Yeah yeah the argument isn't that you're stupid Your stupid is the is the wrapping paper

That I'm giving you this argument Therefore you're a dumb bitch Yeah this is the why I understand but I just feel like that leads to this. I don't think it did. I don't think it did. I think it's obvious it did.

I don't think it's obvious it did. I think if it stayed at ad hominums, it wouldn't have been a problem. I think what really happened was a lot of, look, I don't think there's anything wrong with some of that, like, say, some of the content that exists of, like, talking about, um, the problematic, uh, of whiteness or something. I think when you bring it to MTV news and all these fucking outlets. I don't understand what they're talking. I agree. I agree. Yes.

To me, I feel like this content has always existed. Why are you putting it on the largest platform where people don't, number one, don't understand it. The people that are talking about are don't understand it. And the people that are going to consume it don't want to see it. They don't want to see it. No one wants to see it. Everything that we just said is.

It's going to talk about for breakfast. So it was insane. Hey, man, one time, um, I had this like breakfast crunch rap and I was like, I had one before. I was like, fuck, it's actually got a good. What is it? So it's wrapped. It was a hash brown. So I got the one bacon.

Yeah. And a hash brown, bacon, cheese, some jalapeno sauce. An egg. Egg. It's actually, dude, it's an amazing breakfast wrapped. And then, well, it's egg. Bacon. I don't know, man.

I understand what you're saying. But I'm also, I'm also like a breakfast. No, what I'm saying is like, to me. Yeah. Breakfast burritos make no fucking sense. Like, I don't understand why you have a burrito for breakfast. It just doesn't track to me. Why?

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Except for the presentation Is that what does it for you Rice beans and chicken That's not what a breakfast burrito is No but that's what I'm saying That's what a burrito is to me Or like rice beans meat, salsa That kind of that's what that's

Or like whatever like maybe cheese That's what a burrito is to me When it becomes a breakfast burrito It's breakfast thing That's like having a dinner pancake It's like I don't know like it's Well no because it's still the same substance It's not the same thing

What's in a breakfast of burrito? Eggs, bacon, potatoes. Cheese, potatoes. Sometimes sausage. That's literally none of what I put in my burritos. That's what makes it breakfast. That's what I'm saying. Never mind.

No, you know, you're saying your classification of a burrito is by the substance. Without the substance, it's not a burrito anymore. But that's just not right. I understand. I understand that. But for me, like, when I think of a burrito, it's the same thing with like chocolate and candy. You don't want a breakfast burrito. You're like, ew, that's not a burrito.

I don't want that. Yeah, I get it. I want to, if I expect the kind of barina, the rest of reopen is going to be chicken. You're like, what are you? Ah! No! There's gania sad that you start firing your gun.

You take your pistol out, you put it against the delivery guy's head. Oh, no. It's this. Oh, no, it's Chris again. They're like sweating. Yeah, I don't know. I'm particular about breakfast. I feel like it's like a, I'm very dictatorial about it.

Yeah, I get it. I'm not even much of a, well, it's just because I can't eat eggs anymore. So I really hear it. You're out of the air. I'm really. That's a core. I get a little emotional when I think about it. I'm like,

I love eggs, bro. I couldn't imagine not having breakfast anymore. I have breakfast all the time now. Yeah? I skip breakfast pretty often. Well, only because it can enjoy it. Well, I can enjoy it. Yeah.

Again, I'm back to that. But also, when I, when I started doing cardio, fast in cardio, felt way better. I felt way better getting up in the morning, having some, some sort of caffeine source, whether it be a little coffee, a little shot or pre-workout, whatever, and just having some water, getting right to my exercise, I felt way better than having food and then doing it because I feel like I'm...

It depends on what you're doing. Like, if you're doing faster cardio, that's better. But if you're like working out, obviously, you get a little protein your body and working out extremely hard, which I wouldn't recommend doing that first thing in the morning. I don't think your hardest exercise should be the first thing in the morning. Yeah, for sure. It should be like, say... Disagree. Like an hour too into you being a weight. Yeah. If we're in the line of work that we're in, I think it's totally fine because we can afford to, like, crash out and lay down for an hour too. But, like, if you have to go to, like, a fucking office and you're like just. If you have an office job, I think you go 5 a.m.

5 in the morning. Deadlift. As much as much as possible. Deadlift, bench press, squat. Deadlift to failure. And then you start at nine. People that deadlift until you. Deadlift until.

Crazy. Deadlift. It's very dangerous. Deadlift until you hear cracks. Yeah. And then put it down. That's your sign. That's like,

you know how your muscles have to tear to deal? Your bones have to crack to get strong. That is so like. Technically true though. You know, it's actually kind of fucking. This is not, I'm not lying.

Microcracks to the carcify. Yeah. That is. And that is not the same thing, Derek. Please stop. Shh. I don't think I'm wrong. Can you scientifically prove that I'm incorrect?

Yes. No, you can. If your bones. Crack audibly? Yes. Danger. They're going to heal stronger. Listen.

Not exactly how that works. That is how that works. No. Compound fractures. Yeah, go ahead. So you compound fracture. So you do leg presses. Yeah.

Compound fracture your femur. Okay. And then you do nothing to it for three days. Three days only. Okay. And then it heals. You can now fucking, I promise you, you can, press twice as much as you did.

So guys, this is not right, but also, fuck it, do it. We are an exercise podcast. Just do it. Just go ahead to do it. Just go ahead and do it. Yeah, yeah. And then compound fracture

while you're leg pressing. So all the weight is on where the fracture is. And you fucking. So you pass out. Push as hard as you can. And when you can't do it anymore, someone else keeps pushing for you until you have a compound fracture.

It has to be a compound. though. It can't just have one little bullshit like tiny. It can't be a hairline one. It has to fucking break cleanly in at least three places. And drag against each other a bit. Scrape against each other a little bit.

See what's happening here? This is what this conversation is this is no child left behind. Yeah, absolutely. That's what I'm talking about. I should have been left back at least one. Dude, I was talking to somebody. I can't remember like when. But like I thought about this recently. where like I was talking about like how I barely

I should have by all rights failed my physics class in high school because I just straight up never showed up like I barely I barely showed up I hated that teacher but I was like the only kid in that class who wasn't a demon to him and I think he passed me just for that just for being like he seems like a good kid these other people are terrible

if these people are going to pass he might as well but I got like I think I was like six just a hair it was like 64 I should have Should have failed. But he bumped me up to a 65. He's like rounded up. I was like, okay, cool, thanks.

I was having this conversation with somebody and they were like, 64 is like way passing. No, it's not. To us, yes. Apparently, no, there are places. Did that curriculum change recently?

No, it's not about recently. It's about like, apparently there are places where like, I think 50 and above is passing, or like 55 and above or something. Yeah. It all makes sense. It all,

it all makes sense now. Everything makes sense now. That's crazy to think about. Doesn't that like, that explains so much. That explains the entirety of the American. Since I was young, grading on a curve was a thing too.

Oh, we know, a curve in college is like how you pass college. So like that's just the nature of college. What do you mean by grading on a curve in college? So what happens is that in college, oftentimes people, everybody fucks up because a lot of people are,

everyone sucks dick, are the process of what you just explained, having that kind of mentality. So they go to school and everyone's like, oh man, I got a B, I got a 64, I got a 63,

everybody's fucking scared and then one person gets a 90 and they're like ah because this guy got a 90 we'll curve the grade a bit to make everybody seem like the passing grade's about an 80 that's crazy or like a like an a's about an 80 that's so wild yeah just leave people back I was never I was never if I failed I failed I was never on the curve kid unfortunately yeah I never got lucky in my private elementary

school they were they didn't fuck around I was a private elementary that's fine why so my mom she yeah she get money to make sure I wasn't retarded right and I appreciate it it was a little bit too but, you know, I got through it eventually. And one of my friends, he clearly was a little slow. And, uh, they didn't fucking around. She was like, hey, yo, uh, you're, you're absolutely not going to be in the next grade.

Like so close into the year. Like, it wasn't even like the year's over. It's like, you're definitely. So he had to do another year because he just was like, you know, something was, something was a little off. He wasn't retarded, but he was, I don't know what happened. he's fine enough I've noticed it when we would

We would talk about say This is the seventh grade This was fast forward Seventh grade We were talking about like So he was Well I was in eighth grade With the seventh grade

But you know what I mean So around that time I'm like oh let's let's rap Let's see if we can actually get somewhere I started riding a lot And then they failed you for rapping No Can you imagine

He's gonna be a rapper Fail him No dude I fucking was like He needs it He needs it He was all we're all excited and shit And then I was like All right like

What'd you write And he was like This was like the next day or something. He's like, I got, I got nothing. I was like, what do you mean you got nothing? We literally talked about this the day before. We were going to like workshop our fucking art writtons. And he was just like, I was like, what's wrong with this guy? Like, it was, I went to water parks with this guy and we were talking about getting girls and shit.

I was like, oh, look at those girls over there. Let's go talk to him and stuff. And then like, you know, be like, hey, what's going on? Like, and blah, blah, blah. And then he'd just be there like. And I was like, fuck. I was like, what? I felt so bad. I don't know I was laughing at this. He was just like. What's wrong with me?

Wait, wait, let me rebalance. Whoa. It was, for a while, like, we were, like, that was my boy. Like, we would always hang out all the time. And I started to realize, like, something is going. Sounds off. Yeah, I just, now, when I think about it now, I'm not sure what it is. Like, but it's definitely some sort of, like, I think maybe some neurodivergence that I just not

went under the store. I don't think he was just dumb, but there was something where he'd be totally fine. And then in certain situations, gone. Like, so, oh, it's time to, like, like said, it's time to write. It's, the pressure's on. Nothing. Zero. Let's talk to these girls. We go to like Disneyland water parks, wherever. And then I would always have to do everything. And I was like, bro, you talk all this game. What's going on?

He seems charismatic as fuck. And then as soon as late and I'm like, I don't need him to be fucking like a pimp or nothing, but like say something. I think you'd be socially inept. Yeah, but it was like crippling. It was like, because I don't expect like say, I don't expect everybody to match like the same. Like I was when I was young, I was a, I thought I was the shit when I was young. You know, and you get older, like, how gay was I? Like, I was a little kid. It was like, gay. Like, just, like, you're a kid.

How cool could you, can you be when you're a kid? If you know what I mean? You get older and you're like, really? I thought I was like, like, I would like dance. I thought I would wear like cologne. I thought it was pretty cool. And then mom bought me a really cool watch. And I thought it was fucking cool.

There was probably people our age or even in high school. Well, piece of shit. Look at that little dumbass. Let's kill them. Let's beat then eat. him. Let's beat him then eat him to death. RFK finds me, beats him up and eats him? He just eats my neck.

I was, I was, for the kid, I was paid a lot of attention to bullshit. So, like, I think that was my only gift is I was observant. So being observant helped me avoid a lot of bullshit that I could have been a part of. That technically matters more than even being smart. Technically, technically. You can get a lot. You can get pretty far. But I was observant, so I learned from being observant.

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Dun-da-na-na-na-na. I remember that. I watched, I used to watch those like on repeat. Everybody called me gay. They're going to get. Your parents are coming and slap through your back. They'd five-star you and call you gay. Turn that gay shit off.

You're just like, I'm enjoying learning about antiques. Because on Sunday they would have like Antique shit on Because during the week For some reason I would watch kids I would watch that cartoon network But I'd be so unnamed

Like when I was home from school And I was sick I would just watch PBS all day I'd watch like reading rainbow I'd watch like fucking My favorite show was fucking between the lions I loved that show I can't

I'm I wish it would they bring it back But it would just be stupid You wouldn't watch it I'd appreciate it though I can appreciate it You've watched an episode It would be nice to have it back

For like your kids or something I watched Arthur when I was like 23, 24. That's insane. What arc were they on? I just watched it. I just watched it. I just watched it. I just watched it.

Oh, this is still a good show for kids. Yeah. What's the arc that Arthur was on at that point? I don't even know. Was it like Arthur Shippooed in or something? It was still Arthur. I think in our lifetime Arthur ended in our adulthood. Yeah, like when we were, it's like 2019 or 2020 something, like maybe a little bit earlier.

Because he was like, because they all became adults, right? and like Arthur was like a comic book artist Did that really happen? Yeah, and he looked like peanut butter gamer kind of He did And uh, he was a white man.

He actually was a white man I was like oh shit I thought he wasn't What was uh Buster was a travel He was a travel he was going like far and wide Like traveling who was the sister She was a cop right

DW was a cop of course Yeah I didn't watch Arthur At all? No you were probably a little as well though I think I don't think so I just think I just missed it I think I just

I just been around since the 1400s That's Could you imagine I mean Fucking tapestries of Arthur You never know There's hieroglyphics Of Arthur just chilling

And that one just passed me up I never saw I never I never What are the kids shows that you watched Um I didn't watch very many Kid shows So I watched blues clues

Which was like almost Like almost too much for me I watched my mom I didn't like Barney But my mom bought a few Barney tapes Yeah And I'm like I had a Barney action figure

I think I had one They had like like a plastic Wait like an action Like poseable And non on a ball That sounds like, was it like a plushy toy. It was like a hard plastic Barney toy. Right, right.

So like a solid kind of. Okay, I got you. That's different than an accident. I was thinking they had a Barney action figure. I'm thinking of like my way too expensive Jamiriqui action figure that I have outside. Did I never show this here? I think I've seen it. I feel like I've seen it.

But then I'm like, I forgot about it. You're not going to fucking believe this thing. Because I'm like, why would there be now here's the question. Sure. Is it the entire? entire band. No, it's just, it's just JK. It's, okay.

But it's him from the virtual insanity music video. Of course. Like, well, what else would it be? We don't know him from anything else. You know where I found him? Yeah. Because, so I went to, it was, I think, the sacred symbol show in New York City that we did. And I was with Dustin and a bunch of other people.

And we were like in Times Square and there was this anime figure store. And so we all went there. It was like a big joke because I'm like the Weeb hater and they just took me to the anime store. It was like, it was a bit. So we went there, everybody just, I think everybody got something. But I saw all these anime figures. It was like, Luffy and, you know, Goku and all this shit.

And then there's Jamiroquai next to Goku. Next to Goku like in a display. With the furniture and everything. That's fucking. And I'm like, where do you get? Was it Todd McFarlane who made that shit? I don't know. Because he's the only nigga that seems like I would make something like that.

I have the box still. I kept the box. Oh, go, go, go, go. ridiculous. Because like who else, who would make that? I don't know. Because like,

to me, Todd McFarlane makes cool shit and then just like, oh, I'm going to make kiss. I'm going to make kiss toys. Let's make like cool looking, you know,

Todd McFarlane style kiss. I'm like, what are you doing? I'm actually not a big fan of McFarland, man. I think he's a really good artist, though.

I think he, objectively a great artist. I think he did a good thing for comics, but I think as a person, he's a dynamic piece of shit. Yeah, I try to,

so there's some people that I looked up to you that I try to like ignore that they're terrible people or that they've had um oh this is oh what the fuck is bondi namco fuck fuck isn't that insane so this is it's crazy oh oh ha ha ha ha ma'm living in there is the man i hate this i would have bought that too yeah like i couldn't i couldn't i couldn't say no I was like, this is the most ridiculous thing. I've ever seen. I haven't posed exactly like his on the box, too,

because I had to do it. Look at him. How do you feel, sweetie? Look at this guy. I always see Mick now whenever I see fucking Jamir-Fi. I know what you mean. I know you. Because he had that, he dressed that way.

It was way too good. And it bothers me. He had a good Jamiriqui costume. It was pretty good. What a fucking epic music video. It is a great music video. Way better as ain't right to be. Of course.

Of course. We're going to be. I'm like, why is it? What is this? Guess how much this was? Like 40? I'm going to say 25. Yeah?

Yeah. All right. Oh, really? Is it that much of a collectible? I don't know. Does it say? No. $70?

It should say on it. Maybe it doesn't. Hold on. It was like, it was definitely north of 100. The more expensive it is, the more. One thing about, I've learned about pricing is the more expensive it is, they just don't put the label on it. Yeah, probably. That makes sense.

It's over $100. I think so. It definitely wasn't under. It wasn't 200 though. It wasn't anything like that. I wasn't expecting that. That is such an obscene waste of money but I shouldn't be talking. It's like,

at the same time, this is such an insane amount of money. Hold on, hold on. You upgrade your computer every fucking two weeks. I'm no good. I upgrade my computer every five years, first of all.

No, you don't. That is not true. Even for you. It's not four years either. It's every like two years max. No. That's not true.

Like I got to get a new CPU to keep to, so it's like cyberpunk. I did it. I did not. No, no, no, I did not.

I got to play Sonic the Hedgehog. I do. You're like the iPhone. You're like the iPhone people, bro. I'm actually not anymore, dude.

Like, I genuinely don't really upgrade myself anymore. Okay. When was the last time you upgraded your computer? When I got my new one? When?

Uh, it was in April. But that's April? That's only time I was on my computer. Remember that? Remember? April? Remember April?

24. Remember when you broke your PC the day you got it and you had to go by it? It didn't break yet. It wasn't working. And then I sent it back in And I sent it back in

And I sent me a new one I was like, hey I wonder what it was I think it was probably something Involve in like the CPU's connection You sure you weren't just like You know Joking on it

Yes How would be jolking Neer My PC Wait are you joking So are you Did you like crush your penis With the PC

And you're like stretching your dick Or something I do my usual weight maxing On my penis Literally drop the penis all dropped the piece of my dick from high up i need to know if it can endure it okay the idea of weight maxing your penis is crazy yeah it's uh weight maxing what's what do you like lifting no it's like putting putting weight on your penis yeah seeing how you can take it before uh

before you and you got to get as hard as you can yeah and it's weight maxing your penis and see if you can lift it with the weight just a little bit with the you got the you know the twitch jump you got to see If you can do that with the fucking 25 on or just, I'm really, fling the weight off into the year. I'm really excited that the, uh, 2028 Olympics has,

uh, allowed weight maxing into the, to the next one. It's pretty, it's gonna be pretty crazy. 3,000 pounds. What do you think? Do you think like, uh,

it's gonna be unbearable, by the way? Who do you think, if they upgrade the streets, they make me better, but they're not going to. They're going to upgrade the streets in four years. They can. 100% possible.

They can. Will they? No. No. It's insane. Hopefully we get the railway system. That's the only thing we hope for it. That's the only hope.

We're not going to get it very likely. If you do, they're going to tear it down as soon as everything is. That was good. Burn it. It really, like, that's the only saving grace of that happening. And by the way, what we're talking about is like the Olympics are going to be happening in L.A. in 2028, I think. And so theoretically, that will incentivize, you know, local government to like actually build some shit that's worth.

You know, it's worth it. Could, could be. All they're going to do is shotgun blast homeless people. That's it. Well, put the blower in their face. You know? One hand shotgunning a person that asks you for some change. It's crazy.

Well, yeah. Like in a GTA setting, that is the funniest thing. You got a dollar? He's like, yeah, one sec. Saw it off. Bam. He puts a sawed off maybe an inch away from his face. Yeah.

You put it right back in your pocket. If it means we get the comfortable benches back, you know. Yeah, I wonder. It is what it is, I guess. That's real. Yeah. Totally. I don't know.

We're, we've just, we're such a fuck-up of a country, man. All right. Jesus Christ. No child left behind. It all comes back to that, man. Does I went to summer school?

I went to summer school only twice in my life. I took a, class. I did voluntary. And I don't know why. I did, in high school, I did voluntary. Oh, was it to like get more credits. Yeah. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah, but no, it didn't make sense for me because I was already by my sophomore year, I was already like, I'm not going to college. And then, um, I was still and then I didn't, I didn't senior. Basically, I made it was like, I want my senior to be as easy as possible. After, after a while. I was like, you know what? Okay, what am I doing? So the only real class that I had, was English 4 because it was mandatory. And pig, right? And pig and like a pig and um. Participation of government and, um, economic. No, I think because I think I did all that in junior.

There was, uh, there was one. That was senior for us. I feel like there was one. Really? I had to do. I did, um, I had one class. And then I had, um, right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals. Well qualified current FCA lessees.

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Even most economists don't really understand it. And I was like, okay, well, I have no hope. So. Why the fuck you, well, I have no hope? Why the fuck are you trying to teach me something that even the experts don't understand? Like it's just, I feel like,

I immediately was like, ah. I understand what you're saying. I understand what you mean, but there's like, there's a degree of rhythm to it. You know what I think it is? I think it's still kind of dumb, but yeah. I think it's actually very understandable. I just feel like from what they're allowed to teach.

In my opinion, I think there are certain things that are like, here's the curriculum and here's your book that this is how you teach this class and like, it seems like they're leaving out a lot of shit. Because I felt the same way. That's cool. I feel the same way, right? Like, exactly. So American history. There was, the amount of stuff that was left out was hilarious. I'm like, there are significant events in American history that are not in our curriculum, at least from my point of view.

The taming of Majibu? Yeah. The taming. I was like, why did they Leave out? Bobbidi the 18th That was actually... The Ames Mahjambu

In an ethical way Is a Spanish American war Next to Majinbu They just called him The Spanish American War And made a whole thing up Yeah They just made a whole thing up

It's actually in the background Of that picture of the farm couple With the pitchboard It's him with Majibu With his hand on his head Just soothing Magimbu I think it's

Yeah, I don't know I used to be a good student There was a point where I really was a good thing. I was like I was I was really interested in it and I wanted to be good at some point. I think you met our friends. No, it wasn't that. It was I, I got into high school and then I kind, you know what it is? I kind of rested on my laurels a little bit because I came from private school where I just kind of understood that I got like a better education than certain people because when I, immediately going from private school to public school was wild. Yeah. Because I was like,

oh. Oh, these are zombies. And I immediately got I was like, I don't have to really do anything here. Yeah. And at some point, like, I could for like maybe two years. Then at a certain point, I was like, oh, I got to try again. And at that point, I just said, I think I got jaded for my certain things. The thing is that you never let your child understand or let a kid know that they're gifted. You never let them know that. Because what happened is that they make some lazy because that happened to me. I found out that I was like.

Dude, senior year. I found that I never. I took, you know those classes you take that give you the up the standing of where you are. Yeah. I got post high school when I was in like ninth grade. Yeah. And then I stopped trying. And I stopped trying very hard.

Children should always assume they're stupider than they are. Not stupider, but not as not very smart. You're the way to describe exactly what I said in a nice way. No, no, no, no. You should understand that you should probably just learn. That's it. Right. You're stupid.

Well, you don't have to be stupid to learn. I think too many people assume they're smart. That is a huge problem. And so like, just accept that you're stupid. Accept it. It's hard to do. It's hard to do. I think it's fine.

I think you kind of have to deceive kids a little bit. It was actually the way that That was the way how it was in private school We were kind of deceived in Not knowing That I thought this was normal The stuff that I was learning And it wasn't

And that's what made me be like Well I gotta learn it right Right versus then when you get to a certain point When I went to public school And I'm like oh Oh okay I'm yeah I know all this stuff

I was way smart of most of the kids in New York Because of the fact that they have their own fucking problems And things they dealt with that prevented them from like really you know trying to attain right the knowledge like being stupid well that well some of them had obviously developmental problems some of them just had problems at home that they wouldn't even have time yeah that's stupid that's stupid that's stupid it's stupid it's stupid to have problems at home no dude i knew a kid that was 13 years old that have that have to pick up his and his sister bring her home and then prepare food for her because a mom would be working all that wow sounds

like that's dumb ass sounds like an idiot a genuine child trying to step up and help their parents stupid idiot. Why would you do that if you're a kid? What an idiot. Yeah. If you were smart, you would understand that you were a kid and you couldn't help. Unfortunately, I was going to Pekipsi. Like, every kid that was smart there was just like... You're some New York guy. Every kid Pekipsi. Every smart kid, Pekipsi died.

I didn't die, but I didn't live there. I lived there for a little bit and then I moved to the way. I moved to Fischkill in my house. Is Pekipski? Pekipski? Pekipsi. Poughipsy. Is that like magic? What is that? It's like Hogwarts. Yeah, what is that? Like

what is? You all have like It is the, what the fuck is like, we already said this. What is the yonkers? What's the Pekipsy? What the hell are these names? You're talking about our being when you guys with the California, it's full of fucking It's just Spanish stuff. Ombre names. But at least we know. Bad Ombres. At least I know what it is. I know what Los Angeles is San Diego. I know I know what all this shit is.

What the fuck is a Coenga? What is the Coelga? Where's that? What is the Toluca? What Tahonga? What's a Tahonga? Is that like, what was that? Those are places.

But that's like, Topanga. But you know who made, but you know what type of, you know, the people that of that almost died. No. Oh, those fellers. Those fellers are the ones like Minnesota. My grandma's, my grandma's famous. My grandma's famous son touched friends.

Yeah, those people that are almost gone. Like they made those wild names. They got thrown. Who made the, who made yonkers? Who made yonkers? I think it's probably the same answer. You think so? I wouldn't be surprised.

I mean, Poughkeepsie's definitely. Like, is it being scared? They're like them being frightened. Yonkers. Yonkers, man. Yonkers is not. Yonkers is British.

It's probably, um, Yonkers. Same thing with Terry Town. Same thing with like Irving, like anything. Anything that sounds particularly white is objectively from Europe. Are you from Yonkers?

But Peksy is like clearly. Pugpsy? I think. At the very least, it's like Native American, like, derived. Like, you know. What are some other, oh, you guys can't do that, though. What do you mean? Because it seems normally used, so.

I'm trying to think of, like, I was like, what else sounds like? The Bronx. The Bronx is absolutely British. The Bronx is weird because it's like. Brooklyn? It's, but like, the Bronx is weird specifically because you. Brooklyn sounds normally. You have Brooklyn, yeah, Brooklyn's normal.

You have Brooklyn, Manhattan, Yonkers, Queen. You have all these places. But then. then it's the Bronx. Yeah. You know what I mean? They're all, they're all British.

Because if you go there, there's like similar named places all. Like it's crazy how similar named. No, but is there. And there like the something in Britain. There's like the, I think there is.

You know what I mean? It's not the liberal. It's not, you know? People call it the Bronx, right? Not Bronx. Yeah, no,

you would never say I'm from Bronx. Yeah, you ever see that movie Rumble in Bronx? In Bronx. I don't know why it's called the Bronx actually I don't either I just assumed I'm like that sounds cool So it's just like it's so weird I feel such like a weird tangential connection to it

That's not even real anymore Because I haven't lived there in so long Like that's where I was born Yeah But it feels like not exactly home But like It's this a weird feeling I have with the Bronx as a place Because it's not where I'm like I was born there

And I started my life there But I haven't lived there in like fucking god damn I almost said 12 no it's been like 18 years I don't know what any of this shit means. Like, say, if you were supposed to, if I were, I'm, I'm, you dropped me in New York and like, all right, go to the Bronx. Like, GPS, okay, fine, I can be in the Bronx, but I wouldn't know, like. Which direction?

Yeah, and I wouldn't know, even if I'm there. I'm like, how do I know for sure I'm there in, in a way that like, like, like, you check my check my head. Check your head. Look at the bottom left. Oh, it's like, oh, this is Bronx. The difference between the boroughs have very minor differences. Like, I would say Manhattan's buildings.

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You have like K-Town and like these different places. Yeah, but it's still L.A. But it's still L.A. Okay. Yeah, Hell's Kitchen is just like a name for a neighborhood. Gotcha. House Kitchen used to be fucked. It used to be a nightmare place.

Yeah, I love it now. I love it though because it's like now it's like completely tame and normal. Like there's nothing really like, Hell's Kitchen. Yeah, it makes no sense. It doesn't make any sense that it's called House Kitchen. It used to be bad. It was so bad that people like Daredevil couldn't help. Yeah, he laughed.

They'd be like, I can't do this. Daredadale was like, Fuck this. He just fucked off. You guys are good luck. It was, it's weird. New York City is such a vibrant, but also like crazy. It's a place like no other, you know. Like, that's why like, even though I don't.

It's the internet of the real world, I think. Yeah. In some way. That's why I think it's such a, because it's so many different ideas. The problem in New York is that it doesn't facilitate people that really come here that want to try to change their lives. It doesn't feel like that anymore. Like, I think in our, in our childhood, it was dying.

But that shit is dead now. It's like. It was dead when we were there, I think. I think it was dying. We just were there. there already. Yeah. You know?

It was already in a way out, but it's like, it's like, because I, people can't live there anymore. It's like insane. Even like,

if you don't, if you're not in like, people get price gouged the fuck out of there. Which by the way, if anybody, if you get price gouging is great. You know, it's a great thing.

And anything to solve price gouging is communism. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise. Right. It's horrible, dude. Right. They wanted my grandma out of our apartment so bad. My grandma got our apartment in like the late 80s. Yeah.

They won her out that apartment's so bad. They offered her $15,000. on multiple occasions to leave the apartment. It's not even a lot. That's $15,000. What the fuck you're going to do with that? That's nothing. Well, my grandma said no.

She was like, I'm not taking this. Give me $5 million. You got to get me $6. She didn't own it. She didn't own it. She was renting it. They would offer her money all the time

to do it. She's like, I'm not going to leave. This is a fucking three-bedroom apartment on a grand concoors. The best place to live in the Bronx if we live in the Bronx. You know? And they were like, please get out.

And it got to the point then, like, where like people I knew were just like, oh, yeah, Like more than one occasion. Oh yeah. Yeah. And then my grandmother was like the crime here. Like the area we're living in is not worth what like we're giving up as like raising a child.

Yeah. So we're going to leave. I love the crime personally. The crime. It was just. I don't know. No, I hate the Bronx sucks. Like I hate the Bronx.

It's the only, not the only place because Brooklyn, parts of Brooklyn are still fucking nightmare zones. But like not really not. Not lately. Not compared to what it was. Yeah. But it's still places. Because like where I lived in the Bronx is never. a really bad place. I lived in a concourse though.

That was like the main through line of New the Bronx. So obviously it was like the best area to live. But like in going towards Fordham, I lived like adjacent to that area. But when like it came to like, parts of like Third Avenue were just insane. Like people would get robbed in broad daylight. Well dude, I remember like broad ass day like someone

would just shoot somebody. And I'm like, what are you doing gang? I remember the Bronx as just like, because my grandmother lived in the Bronx. I have no idea how she survived there. But like she didn't bother anybody. That's why. Yeah. I guess I guess. I guess they at the very least didn't fuck with old people maybe, I guess.

There's still community, dude. Well, if she was robbing people and they know not to mess with them. She was not robbing nobody. She was robbing people. She was robbing people. Somebody, a mother with her child like, I'm going to eat all those. I'm going to eat all those off of you.

I'm sorry. Give me a kid's shoes too. Grocery shopping. She would go with an empty bag and then starts sticking people up. My perception of age was so skewed by my grandmother. They're so old.

What? They're so, like, the idea of our parents, they're so. much older than we are at the same age well the thing that's crazy is that like my parents now are older than my grandmother was when she was like at her worst and they're nowhere near

where she was it's crazy it's weird like I don't know what the fuck happened between that generation and the next one but it's wild the difference civil rights fucking medicine yeah it's got to be medicine I'm sure it's medicine yeah I'm sure my grandmother

was very stubborn though it's probably just was like I'm eating my whatever the fuck I want I mean my lead paint It's probably me I'm probably gonna be shambling at 40 Probably Or maybe not

If I make it to 40 Yeah I think my brain slipping already If we make it a 40 50 I think we'll finally have like some pills That'll just like fix us I think it's wishful thinking I don't think we're not getting that

We're on I think I think we are I think Jeffrey Epstein's gonna get it I think no Jeffrey Epstein already had that type of stuff That's why he didn't die when he died Yeah I think he died He woke up an hour later Like that was crazy

I just think of the type of... Dude, the type of stuff that we have now versus like even when we were kids is pretty fucking nuts. Yeah. You know, so that's why... The tachy conga bongos. Yeah.

Think of it like this. Type 1 diabetes was a death sentence when we were kids. I mean, that was a death sentence. And it is. And thank goodness. It's overblown though. It still is for some people.

It's like, come on. No, no, no. Yeah. AIDS is like kind of a myth, you know? No, they were death sentences much upon a time. As long as you weren't gay, doing pavers. And if you weren't gay and you were African and you were

Fine. It was all that gay people doing poppers. I learned it from R.FK Jr. He told me. He told all of us. He told us. He told all of us personally. He came over.

Derek Kingston, Chris. Did you know? He came on the podcast. He was actually one of the guest episodes that we lost all the footage for. Yeah, unfortunately. Unfortunately, RFC. It was tragic.

That would have been an amazing episode. I think you all would have really loved it. Really? We should probably see if we get Trump on here. I would do it Yeah fucking whatever We did ask RFK He said he would see

He said he would see But he never called us back Yeah he was really furious That we lost the episode He thought the deep state Was like He thought we were working with the deep states To try to like sabotage his campaign

Right Because he was like this was gonna give him The major boost to like you know To take a few states Yeah the snark tank Yeah We should have RFK On here

Can you imagine us swinging an election Like meaningfully I would be so ashamed Do you remember when people were like authentically telling us that we were responsible. Yes. Like solely.

There's some pieces of shit that still say shit like that. That shit is so crazy to me because it's like... It's the most terminally online shit in the world. Yes. Like it's so crazy. People don't understand how context exists in the universe. It's like, well, no, right? People would use things to change other people's opinions like always.

and then you guys might have been used in a derogatory manner. It's like, nah, it's those niggins. No, but the idea, the idea was so common that we played a significant role in Trump winning that election. Trump wouldn't have gotten elected. As if Hillary Clinton wasn't tremendously bad at what she was doing. That is no more, it is so obvious now that we have Kamala here who's like, you know, I'm not the the biggest fan of Kamala or whatever, right? Like, I've seen her say some shit that I'm like,

whatever. But like, the comparison between them is hilarious. Dude. He's like, oh, she's kind of the same thing. She's kind of like an out of touch, like older lady,

but it's not nearly as annoying. It's like almost endearing. The numbers are rivaling Obama. Yeah. It's really bad. The righty tides are having enough time. Did you see Hintez going crazy? Did you see that?

You know, you know, if there's one thing I can say positively about Nick Fuentes is that he's not a fucking blow with the wind chill in the way that say clearly. Clearly Trump has all these fucking issues that is not catering to any of the populace at all. Obviously, if you're paying half attention, Nick Fuentes is paying half of attention. It's a piece of a shit he is. Terrible fucking person.

But he's like, oh, fuck Trump. He's not going to, he's not going to help us. He's not going to do this. He's not going to do things with things that he wants. He's like, fuck him. He's like, you know what? Fuck it. What's up, Kamalo?

Yeah, he actually has principles that are insane. Yes. But he actually believes in that. But they're principles nonetheless. He's not like a... He has conviction. He's not a Dave Rubin. Yes, he doesn't blow it the fucking win.

Where it's like, I think he's the biggest piece of shit. But say what you want. At least he actually believes something and not just like all these other fucking assholes that will just be like like, like, have you heard of that fucking asshole? Yeah, yeah. He was like when Joe Rogen's like, oh, I like RFCK Jr. of a sudden cat turd comes out is like I don't listen to Joe Rogan

I don't know but he's all he basically started shitting on Joe Rogan and then you can just see tweets of him praising Joe Rogan prior and it's like these people are just slimy man slimy spineless motherfuckers Spinless pussies

embarrassing for nothing nothing at all I'm like bro if you can say like you criticize me all you want I'm like bro I have always been like this is what I want I've always been this is what I want I'm like

I've always wanted women to have less power Same shit. Less power for women. Less people that aren't black. Always stood on that person. More, more places for me to hide my homosexuality in a broad daylight. Yes. I want to be able to be gay but privately outside.

I want to be able to suck so much penis and have no one criticized me, not a single person. But also be able to say that gays are icky and gross. Yes, they are. But I am one, but they are. Yeah. But if anyone says anything about it. Anyone calls me gay. I could shoot and kill them.

On site, I can murder them. They call me gay. On site. I want there to be, I want there to be less gay people with more gay people for me only. Oh, by the way,

there is... I'm against gay conversion therapy because I don't want them turning our therapist gay. That's what it is. I don't think that's what that means. Barthor? Barthor?

Barthor? All right, let's read some questions. The heaviest fucking... Like, he's like throwing up in his mouth. Arthur. What do you say we do, what do you say we do,

nothing at all? Don't talk to any black people, Arthur. I know you friendly with those types. Stop doing that, Arthur. We gotta do something about Lenny. You know,

Blenny. He was so apathetic to Lenny. I'm playing it right now and like Lenny's whole situation with fucking Micah being a hyper, cunt and how apathetic he was meanwhile John and fucking Arthur

are like yo stop stop being racist to him and they're like oh man he's really good tells me what I need to hear the fact that Arthur didn't just kill Micah because it's like it's like at a certain point you know

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Was Micah's fault. It was on Mike's fault. He's a bastard. He sucks cock. And at a certain point, it's like, look, I'm gonna,

I have to take him out to protect Dutch. I feel like that's the one thing that, like, Arthur's character, if we weren't telling this story, if Arthur was a real person, he would have, like, killed, and been like Dutch,

I had to. Yeah In all friends of his real character John would have left John just wouldn't be there He'd be like John probably would have left After he got attacked by the wolves

He's like fuck this Oh you guys suck Arthur Come with me It would have been literally Arthur come with me We'll go do some other shit Fuck everybody else Except for like Lenny

Well no no no no no He was way too Because he fucked with Sean He fucked on Hosiah There's no He was his naked We're getting into weird shit right now No man

I want to talk about You try to bleep me You try to bleep me John... All right, right, right. Don Martin. I'm gonna move on to some questions and you can...

You can leave questions. You can leave questions over Patreon.com slash a snark tank, you know. In fact, you better. B. John... John Yakuza,

who's kind of like a dragon, rodin. Nice. Hello, lust, gluttony, and rad. I'll be turning 23 this month, which is cool, I guess. Oh, shit. But my question is,

what crazy story do you have from a birthday party? You all are the only podcast I've sub-to. and have yet to regret it. Oh, thank you so much. Thanks for keeping me entertained during welding? Welding class. That's a good, that's a good.

Dude, welding is awesome. That's actually a really good avenue to go down. I love welding. It was the best class ever took. And smithing. I've never Smith. I wish I had. I've never done a welding or a smith.

Welding is so much easier. Welding is just putting things together more or less smithing's creating. That shit's like, especially if you don't have like, the best equipment, you know, like, fuck that. Because I watched so much forge and fire, and I was like, fuck this. You know how much metal cost? I don't know, actually.

Dude, it's so expensive for like good, like good carbon, heavy carbon-based metals. Oh, yeah. They're like a lot of, they're like a lot of money for like this much. We had like $2,000 for like this much of it. And you're like what, like it's like the dimension is like, like a solid piece of steel.

And I'm like, why does it cost so much money? I guess that makes sense. Because it's like. And there's giant. Yeah. Because steel, the, the, the, the, the, The amount of steel is produced at any time It's crazy compared to how much it costs

I guess in small right I feel like in you know like in those large quantities of like shitty steel It's probably yeah And what they make buildings out of is probably way less Because of how shitty metal is exactly This is shitty metal yeah You know that's aluminum It's just like not even yet is aluminum

Yeah it's like exactly It's like not or like the metal parts of like a desk you know Or like the stuff that like the metal parts of like a desk you know But like say a giant chunk of a aluminum can't be much, but a giant chunk of like just like steel and there's so many different types. Like, yeah, 51, there's so many different.

I have learned so much by watching Fortune Fire and I'm just like, oh, I don't want to do this. Look, you know, it was one of the things where I'm like, I don't have the, I'd rather play video games than, then, it's too much time. If you want to make a knife, for example, that's a fucking project. The amount of time it takes to make them too is crazy. That's a project, unless you're doing like a stupid competition like them,

you have three hours to basically they'll have like six hours to make like a knife or something. I can make a knife in six hours. Well. I think you think that. I think you believe you can do that. I can make a wooden knife. I've watched the show enough to where I have an idea, but it ain't going to look like a knife. By the time I'm done, it ain't going to look like a knife.

Like I want to have a katana made for me, right? And I'm looking at how much it's going to cost. I get the pieces to make for me. And I'm like, I think you should just buy a made katana. Yeah. You can't make a good katana. I can't make it. I can't make it.

No. Like, if you're going to have some pay somebody, is there something specific you want on to steal itself? Yeah, for sure. Yeah, he wants metal on it. Yeah, I just want to make sure it's metal. It's just a metal on it. It's like going to an artist and being like, just like, just do what you want. Yeah, just do what you want?

Dude, do you want. Do your own commission. It's like, I need. That's the craziest thing. What do you mean? Dude, I don't. You're paying me to make a custom sword. You don't want, you're not telling me anything. What?

You know, like, a guy made me the, the spy handler from a Dark Souls. I told him exactly what I wanted. He was like, hey, man, I want you to make something. And I said, hey, if this isn't too insane, because I understand if it is, because it's a giant two-ended sword, he's like, no, I'll do it. And I was like, what? He fucking showed me the whole process and is the coolest shit ever. I was like, I can't believe this guy made me this fucking six foot sword.

That's so, yeah. I just want, I wanted to be, I wanted to be basic. I don't have a lot of, I'm not like a very flamboyant person in design of things. I wanted to be pretty simple in design, but I have like a few, like, very pretty to, no. What, I'm not, I'm not the most flamboyant person. You're pretty, you're extremely flamboyant, actually. Where in like my fucking, dude, you have seeds in your water.

What is flamb, that's weird. That's not flamboyant. Flamboyant is kind of weird. It's kind of like, it's, like, I don't like, I don't wear fancy stuff. You do flare, like that, to me, that's flare. I'm not a fancy person. It's like what fancy means necessarily. Well, it, it's just kind of like, you know, out loud, kind of out loud.

It means a lot, well, I just feel. My personality is out loud, but not so much like the, the way I do. You're wearing a Knuckles Pizza Re-shirt. That is kind of great. That is kind of great. I hate Sonic. I saw this and I was like, I have to own this. I don't like Sonic at all, but that's a good shirt.

I love Knuckles. I was trying to tie it to like the pizza gate. You know, I was thinking about it earlier. Yeah, I was going to say something. Knuckles knew and did nothing. He walked in and Knuckles is holding a kid as he walked. Yeah, yeah. He already got the piece.

Knuckles sat there for three hours drinking a diet Coke while rioters entered the Capitol and he did nothing. That's not his problem though. He instigated it. It was around the corner from the pizzeria. He could have done something. Could have called the cops. What is Knuckles the Knuckles was like, well.

The 17 year old fucking ekinna going to do. I mean, Knuckles is a fucking war criminal. He's 17. He's 17. Ew. You have a fucking minor in your shirt? He's a freak. What are you doctor disrespect?

Yeah, what are you fucking Drake? 17 to leave in most countries, first of all. A minor. And New York, I guess. Yeah, so like, shut up. A nit. A N-Word. A N-W-D-N-N-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-N-N-N-T-T-N-N-A.

I wish a racist was brave enough to do that. To do that. You know what I mean? Somewhere. It's a 13-year-old kid did it for sure. You're probably a N-Word. Listen, 13-year-old who's probably listening to this and they shouldn't be. First of all, leave after this immediately.

You shouldn't be here. But do this. Post it under your real name. Your real name. Your real name. Don't be anonymous like a pussy. And have it follow you for the rest of your life. Probably a N-WR.

I would like to get into like building stuff. Like I used to do like carpentry stuff like when I was like younger. But like because I'm looking right now at like because I have a in my living room right now I have a CRT TV. And I have a PS1 and a PS2. I want to hook more stuff up to it. But it's like it's kind of like in the corner awkwardly in my living room. I don't really know what to do it. also so heavy I can't move it right now.

I love that. I love that about old TV. It's insane. They were so heavy that lifting them when the place who's lift them would hear cracks in it because it might break because it's not even built to support its own way. We had like a 32 inch back in the day and we moved it like five houses down and it was like you need a truck. It was it was I think there were seven of us surrounding it. It is hilarious. It is so fucking heavy. It's unreal how heavy this thing is. And so it's just on the ground. I'm like I guess

I got to rent a hand truck or something. to like just to move it but the awkward thing right now is like I'm trying to find furniture for that corner to put it on but like all the furniture that they make for TVs now is just not

they don't accommodate though they can't possibly support the way it's just gonna crumble in itself so I'm trying to like I'm thinking about just like buying like a lumber and like building

building it like I know Mick has a garage so I was probably gonna just use that figure it out but like I have to build it which I can I just I don't know it's just I mean

It's super tedious It's intimidating It's not intimidating so much It's just like I know it's gonna be like annoying You know and I'm also like If I had my own garage I would have done it already But like the fact that I like cutting I like that stuff

I like building stuff fucking screwing it all together I actually like sanding Yeah lacquering painting It's a lot It's a lot but like I don't know I always that stuff like yeah he loves that shit Yeah he loves fucking doing shit like that and I'm like dude this is so fucking It's in our blood I think small projects

I like small projects I like putting things together and like decorating. I like decorating actually just fucking I don't. I like putting furniture together honestly like I like putting together a desk even built like putting this thing together and like drilling last night and I'm like oh I'm stealing that. Like it's I like it's I like it better than my desk like she so oh her desk I fucking bought it

so I bought it because it was on sick I bought it and then she put it together yesterday while I was working I was editing and then it has some stuff because I was like I don't have any place to put my toys yet and then she has an extra fucking uh thing she was like oh i thought this was gonna like be good for my books but it really didn't make sense and i'm like oh fuck i like that for my toys yeah i was like my jimirquile fit perfectly i was thinking about like no my shalt con

my fucking magman x i was thinking about i was like yeah we put my toys up here yeah give me that yeah basically i'm totally swapping give me that shit you say give me that and then you punch her when she's nowhere near it before she even answers. She's even willing, she's saying, she's even signaling to you that, yeah, it's fine. Yeah, do you want to boom? No.

No. No. Don't give it to me. I'm taking it. Yeah, it's not fun if you give it to me. Yeah. I got to give, I've been thinking about getting a standing desk. I have one. Or at least one that I can turn into one. Like one was like a hydraulic ones where you're going to make it. I don't have hydraulics though. I bought a shitty one where you just

and then. Oh, well, you know what I mean? Whatever. As long as But the hydraulic one's cool, though. I have one of those fucking completely waste of fucking money, but I use it. It's really cool. What do you mean? It's so hyperbolic. It's like, D-D-I-E-H! Awesome.

Is it like teaching you how to like dancing shit? I can play Digimon standing up. Do you actually do that though? Yeah. You just like move it a little bit by a little and do like little like fucking mime shit. I'm like, wow, that's cool. That's what I need. I need a mime to build me a table.

That. I think that's way. Revolutionary. I think that's really cool, but he could also put some insidious shit in there. Oh, yeah. Like a fucking jet propeller at the bottom and you put your legs in it. Yeah. What was that?

You got to get propeller hats. What was that company that was selling the children allegedly? Oh, Wayfair. Wayfair. Yeah, what if we get one of those minds? That's a throwback. I forgot about it. That was around the pandemic time, right?

That was fun, man. That was early pandemic. All of a sudden, I didn't think it was funny. Someone like, I love where. Anyway, thanks for your question. We literally didn't answer it. all. What was it again? I don't remember. Well, it's in front of your face, bitch.

I'm not going to read it. Go next question. He was the He literally said you're the first fucking podcast I subscribed to that I don't regret. Sorry loser. A crazy thing we've done at a party. I've had a party one. Yeah, yeah, birthday party. I don't celebrate my birthday. So, well, I mean, it's not necessarily yours.

I don't just add a birthday, but I have one that I know. I think we've told, I've told the story before, but like since, I mean, if you're new here, maybe you missed it. It's possible. People put podcasts on the background sometimes. Yeah, we got new. But we,

I remember going to, I know, I want to say the name so bad because it's easier to tell the story that way. But I went to a friend's party. It was like a very, it was this girl that we, that me and Jalen met. I don't know.

When we came out here. And it was like, I think it was like a 21st birthday or 22nd birthday. So something like that. Early, early 20s. So it was crazy. Uh,

and I remember there was, there was also, there was like this big bowl of like gummy worms that were like, soaked in like alcohol that everybody was drinking, snacking the fuck up. There was all sorts of drinks. Everybody was mixing.

It was terrible. Some guy came with a bottle of absent. A vial actually. It was like a fucking, what's the Anastasia? Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals.

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we were being I woke up with like scratches and shit I was like bleeding Jalen got I remember there was one point I had a brief flash of memory where Jalen got hit in the back of the head with like a statue or something and this was all play fighting by the way

this was like literally flirting there was no animosity at all what the fuck but this really happened and I remember like I blinked and I was in a Home Depot the next day with Jalen looking at PVC piping

and I turned I turned over to him and he was like, he did one of these. And I was like, oh shit, you finally showed up. You're finally awake. You're finally awake. That's the only time I've ever blacked out in my life. I think like, like, well, I'm sure maybe, I don't know. I wonder how you were acting before.

You were just like. I was probably fucking confused. You're just like, you're like, you know, like a tranquil and fucking dragon age? He's just like, oh, hey. Hey Jalen Did you see the dragon? Did you see the new trailer? It looks way better.

It looks a lot better. It looks way better. I still have an issue with the art style. I'm not, I'll get over it. It's still fortnighty, but the game actually looks cool now. Why wouldn't you show this?

This looks a lot. The theme seems more dragon agey. Yeah, I've been seeing people a lot more positive about it. It seemed a lot better. Now, to be fair, there was a lot of people that were pushing back against the negativity.

And I don't want to be like sexist or anything. But I was really looking at the demographics when I would see like in the post and stuff. It was mainly women that were like, oh, I'm excited. I know you guys talking about. And I think it was the people that really loved the us. It was the us that really liked the way it was the gritty. Well, yeah, the one that we like that we like the dark fantasy of it. But there was a lot of like women say that really love the just the the romance, the story.

There. That's fine. And so that's just what I'm saying. Like I'm not trying to be sexist, but I always. seeing the people who were being positive, it was overwhelmingly women. And then it was more of just like the fucking nerds that are in like dark fantasy. They're like, what am I seeing? This is what you show us after 10 fucking years?

This next trailer, I was like, okay, I feel okay probably buying this. Maybe not right away. I'm going to see what people say. Yeah, yeah. But like I feel like I'm most likely going to get it. Before you buy, I'll let them do that. I'll see what it is. I'll see what Jake says.

Sure. Because I just love Dragon Age. It's what got me into... Shout out to Jake Beldena. Of course. You're awesome dude. Cool feller. But it's just I love...

This is why I love D&D. This is why I love fucking... On Sond Eyes of Fire. That game was one of the first video games I played that was like really like heavy consciously from my brain of like the world's bigger than my character running through it. Yeah. So I really, I have to try it. I understand.

I get it. Especially. And they did, they did such a brilliant thing, which I'm like... like, because I was like, okay, clearly there's going to have to be other people returning. Because if it's not, I'm going to be really upset. So then they showed Morgan in the trailer. And I was like, at least we know for sure she's in here because the voice actor said she was not returning. And then she just pulled a fast one on everybody. So I was like, great. I was like, oh, I feel hopeful that there's going to be some other large cameos too.

Maybe even some fucking missions tied to it because my biggest thing, and I've talked about this before, Alistair was like Garris. And then you just never got to do anything with them anymore. And I'm like, if things are as dire as it sounds right now on a global, because it's, it's the planet now. Like, not as a place anymore. It's the whole, yeah. It's the whole entire planet that's in trouble. Yes. So we very much like see I. So we might see our original warden again. Well, if I would, I'm not going to get my hopes up for that. But it makes it makes sense. It would be great. But the idea of how would they do that? Because the whole, it's a whole planet thing now. Because he's, he's, you know what I mean like how would. Oh, because I. So what they could do, they actually did this in not every version. because on PC, I can't customize Ethan Hawk. But when I played on the consoles, when Ethan Hawk shows up, he's from the second one, the protagonist,

you can customize how Ethan Hawk looks when he first shows up. What he's saying right now? Ethan Hawk? Is he the actor? Oh, no, that's his actually, isn't that his name? It's Hawk. It's sorry, you can change the first name? Yeah.

Sorry, sorry. So like. I was like, Ethan Hawks is Dragon Age? So here's the thing. So his name is Hawk. So his name is Hawk, but I forget if you, I think, think the default. It's like John Shepard is the default.

That's my mistake. His name is John. That is the default. The default is John and Jane. You're right. That makes sense. That makes sense. And so like that's a default.

And I'm pretty sure the default is Ethan. And that's why I just, my brain just like, his name's Ethan Hawk. I'll just say Hawk. That's what am I saying? Well, because like,

because the actor. You were animated. I didn't know. I was like, what am I saying? I'm fucking up. You also didn't play Dragon Age. I forgot.

I didn't play any Dragon Age. Right. He's crazy those games, man. I don't know if I don't like them. At least watch a video about the story. I mean, I could do that probably. The stories are so good. It's like genuinely crazy.

I think the thing for me is just like fantasy is just not my preferred like I like I like it's okay. But I didn't go out of my way to I saw Lord of the Rings for the first time in 2017. Lacey made me watch Lord of the Rings. I get it. You know, I just never and Game of Thrones I still haven't seen. You know what it's just kind of an area of things. Like I feel like I've seen a lot of it already. And I think I only played Skyron because.

it was unavoidable. I get what you mean, man. I can't understand. I like you fans. I feel like that's like my favorite genre of anything. I think magic is funny. I want to be clear. It's not that I don't like it. It's just that of the worlds that I could ingratiate myself in,

I just think it's like it is the one that I feel like I've seen the most of. But at the same time, every time I see it interpreted differently, it feels more same, like more samey than other things. things do. Like I think about historical fiction, right? And I think about something like Assassin's Creed and the Order. And those are two vastly different kinds of games. You know what I mean? But like when I play... I think Assassin's Creed is damn near fantasy. But yeah, I agree. Well, I don't, that's what I'm saying. It's like I don't, I don't hate it. I think it's just like a vibe thing because like I, for example, I'm not, I'm not the biggest. One of the reasons why I also

didn't play, like, took me forever to finish cyberpunk is like I'm not the biggest fan of first person. Yeah. Like so personally for me, even though like the world seems cool, I'm not. I'm Like, I just enjoy a third person more Just from like, because I'm not trying to be I don't care, I don't give a fuck about me being in the game. Like it doesn't like me being like a first person. I'm in the game. And so like,

I kind of wish I could have played that game. Like there was a way to play that game in third person. I wish they like a third person. The coolest thing that fucking a, uh, uh, Resident Evil Village they did was that with the, with the DLC, you can fucking play in third person.

Oh yeah, that was cool. I was like, could you games? Please. I will pay for the option. Could you switch the whole main story to third person? In a in a in in in in in in a in in a in a village.

Yes. Yeah. So if you bought it not at long like I think it came later. It was the DLC. Yeah. It was the DLC with the the winner's expansion. Yeah. I feel like that game would be way less interesting for me if it wasn't because I feel like

Which game? Which game? Uh, Resident. Oh, I'm not sure. Those games aren't frightening. But you already played it.

You're not going to be frightened again. But those games aren't frightening to me at all. They were frightening to me when I was a kid because I was like a kid. And then as soon as like. got into like, I don't know, late middle school, high school. Like, it was just fun. Yeah. I love zombie stuff and all that shit.

Because Ari 4, if someone gets scared as you before, I think you're the biggest pussy ever. It's not scary. It's not scary. Because you're more dangerous than every single thing you encounter. I give it a pass if you're like literally a child. Because like there's things that like scare children that make no sense. The chainsaw guy with the bag on his head, if I was like eight years old would probably freak me out a little bit. Dude, I got freaked out by, like, games that I think are whimsical today.

You know what I mean? Like, I remember specifically getting freaked out, like, the music in or like the... Although, to be fair, a lot of PS1 games just sounded creepy by the nature of just like... Yes, yes. Like, I remember Laura Croft's, like, um... We talked about this, I think, kind of recently. The, um... Oh, my God.

The butler in fucking... Oh, right, right. Like, he creeped me the fuck out. When I was a kid, like... And now it's just like, look at this fucking old idiot. Like, walking around with, like, a PSS... one stapled face. The idea of R.A.4, like,

there's a moment where you have an anime team up with a fucking wolf, you know? That's a moment, Ari4, which makes me sad. You were supposed to, in the, originally, you were supposed to have that as your ally, you know, right? The dog's supposed to follow you around and help you. Yeah, and they just did it do it. And I'm like, no! And I'm like, why did I free this nigg and then it just does, all it does is do, like,

one other thing for you. Dude, yeah. Animal companions are always better in video games. Video games. We got graphics back in the games. You understand. Animal companions are always cooler. No, no, I don't agree. I think mostly. I think I would agree generally. But there's no scenario where like in Mass Effect

I would want a dog over like Garris. No, no, no, no, no, no. But hey, but I will say, the dog is not. Let me support you though. I want to support him though. Dragon Age. I was pissed off that they never gave you an option to have another war dog.

Because on the first one, in Origins, you get a war dog, always named them pimp or something or Batman or. Get him pimp. Yeah. Kill that niggum. He was such. He was an amazing tank. He was an amazing tank

And I'm like these war dogs are fucking awesome And then they never did it again Inquisition you can pet one in the DLC I used to name you can see one I remember you see somebody with one I'm like yeah I would get it There are a dog I'm like there's a DLC

Where you collect bones And you can pet and then the dog will go On its back And I'm like bro Why can I let me have the fucking dog Collin? Collin? What's his name again?

not calling What's his design again? The blonde fuck That had that huge fur on his name The blonde fuck Was it the hunter dude? No he was the guy that was like Planning all the stuff for the Inquisition

Whatever it doesn't matter The fucking old the only white Standard white guy with blonde hair Like he takes the dog But you never Anyway point being Having a dogs are cool Other than sci-fi

Other than side oh no a robotic dog A robotic dog is pretty cool I will say I'd in Starfield I played it A shit ton of Starfield, and I will say the robot companion was the best one in the one. Yeah? Yeah. Nice. He was just like a chill fucking dude.

And he didn't give a shit what you did, which is the main thing. That's why I love dog me. Like he didn't judge you for anything. I hate that shit. I'm like, bitch, don't fucking, don't, stop disliking my shit. Yeah, there was never, there was never. There was never, there was never, not agree. Agree. Yeah, there was never a moment

where he was like, this person, like, oh, he dislikes that or whatever. So I could just, I could just be relaxed. and have him like That's why it's good having a dog Your pet man your pet's like I'm just your homie They ride with you fallout I'm just your homie They ride with you

Fallout 4 like I'm It's dog me dog means the shit You get overpowered having dog me also Because you get all like the solo shit Along with dog me And it's true It's stronger That is so dog meat is attacking to me

With him ripping their throats And I'm like yeah You know you have to give him back at the end Like if you finish the game proper If you actually do everything I'm not finishing me I don't remember that Keeping my dog

You bring him back Eventually you bring him back to the perk Because the person I belong to, you bring him back to him. And he's like, my dog. Get fucked. Get out of here. This is my dog now. I definitely didn't do that.

No, you didn't. If you did. That's his, like, companion quest, I guess. And I'm like, effectively. And I'm like, you, you bitch. I almost said, it's way worse. But like, you bitch. He's my friend.

Can you kill that guy? No, you know how it isn't. Damn. Yeah. I know. So annoying. I mean, I said, I killed. You can mod it, I guess.

Yeah, yes, you can. Imagine going through, like, imagine that you wake up in a fucking desolate world. You're fucking going crazy. You meet this one creature that has helped you do everything. And at the end, it's like, Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well-qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026.

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Because dog is like, this guy is way better. Dude, how many people I've eaten. I killed giant roaches. I did everything a dog wants to do. Go on adventures. Yeah. Stay fed. Roam the, Rome the wilderness.

Yeah. What does he get to stay with this guy cooking beans on a stove? That's what I'm saying. Like, in a fucking one, in a fucking one, in a studio apartment at the end of the world where you could just steal a better apartment? Right.

Fuck you. Yeah. So, I'm giving you your dog back. I'm sure dog meat stays for an hour and they look at his dog watch. He's like, he's in,

and then he just goes to the guy, I'm out of here. I'm going to go find the survivor. Yeah, I'm going to go find. You're gay. Your key. Yurkey fucking pants.

You're gay. That's like that. You mentioned. the sims. Oh yeah, the dog that you hug. That shit is so funny. The dog that glitches into a hugging animation in the Sims is one of the best. It's one of the most

amazing. Pure videos I've ever seen. Just like that will make you smile. Amazing. But yeah, I would agree generally. I just think that there are like notable exceptions. I can't imagine that game being improved. Even if you had a dog that

was as good as dog meat, you're not beaten Garris. No, I mean, obviously. Garis is the fucking goat. Obviously, a sparkly fucking clean, good guy Garis into grizzled fucking anti-hero Garris is just the best. Archangel.

Yeah. It's good shit. Can you think of a better companion in a video game? I think there's Serena is the only one that's close to him. That's because I want to fuck her so bad. Who is she?

Huh? Who's that? The vampire from fucking, from Skyrim. Oh. I want to bang her so bad. That's the only one. only reason why.

Right. I don't even like vampires like that. Yeah. Did you have her nude like me? Of course. She was nude. She was dripping milk too. I was like,

this is. Dude, I just saw somebody just tagged me in a, I gave her the vein too. Someone just tagged me. Bro, oh, that's crazy. Dude,

somebody tagged me in a meme where it showed you like, like which way, elder scrolled mod. So which way do you go? It was like some playful shit. And then one was like, a titty suck shout.

There was one. Every time you hit fucking R1, I guess, or RB, you'll suck a titty. You'll go and then you'll fucking start. I'm like, yo, I've never heard of this. That is so crazy. I just saw this morning and I'm like, I need this mod. But I was like, I'm on a mission. I'm on a mission.

I'm going to play my next game is, I never played the, the, the, the, The Apocalypse games, the Horsemen of Apocalypse game? Darksiders. Darksider, yeah. I'm curious about that because they just teased the fourth one. Oh, interesting. I played the first one. Oh, the latest one.

You're right. You're right. There's a new one coming, I guess. I don't know where. I've never played any of them. I played a little, I think I played like the demo of two or something. Like I know I know I have one with the death, right? The two was the first one with the woman.

I played the one with the woman. I played the one. That's three. That's three. That's three. No, death is the second one. I remember that for sure. No, death is a skull-looking guy. No, that's like he's like a reaper.

He's like, yeah, he's like scully, ghoulish-looking. And then war is the big Brockie do with the giant sword in his back. Yeah, I think three is death. You're right, yeah. Three is, uh, is the chick. I play one of them, a red-haired chick. Yeah, she's not death. Death is the, the, the ghoulish dude.

Then who, what is she, fucking pestilence? Probably. Of course. Yeah. Death wore pestil, just the last one. The way he looked gay or something? Like gay plague Homosexuality

Run gays coming You're gonna run Then you fall down You can when they pass by You just If I'm by you got a fly Franklin You're just like somebody from Weho

You got a High fag flying by I think Yeah I don't know much about Dark Siders I know it's a hack and slash It's a hack and slash It's like

People are comparing it to a little bit God of War Dante's Inferno Dantte's Inferno I never like Hacking insiders Does it never make crack Because of how fucking

hilarious they are. I love that. God of War is a different. God of War is, it's almost its own genre. It's absolutely hack and slash. Yeah. But it's also like a degree of gratuitous violence that no other ones has.

Yeah, there are games that are hack and slashes that are clearly not God of War. And then there are games that are clearly trying to be got like Dante's Inferno was trying to be got like. Dante's Inferno was not even close to not like they weren't even hiding it. It was just, oh, we're going to make God of War but fucking Dante's Inferno. And it was dope. I like Dante's Inferno. a lot. I love how you killed death in the beginning

of that game and it's like, oh. You kill him so quickly. Like, you kill death at the beginning and then you get his sight and it is fucking cool as shit. Can't you ride his sight? Am I remembering that correctly? I don't remember that like I do some stupid shit with him. I'm like, this is should have been the game. The thing that I remember specifically was that like when you would you would you would beat people the fuck down and then you had an option to like damn them or like you can absolve them. I thought that shit was crazy.

I damned most of them. Even when they're like clearly like they should. should be absolved. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, oh, you didn't do anything that bad, and then rip their head out. It's crazy. Don't get those slaps.

It's really good. That was, I love that game. It's a total ripoff, but like, I don't care. Because it's like, it's the,

uh, even with it, you only had one weapon. Yeah. And then you just shot like cross projectiles, which I thought was hilarious. Oh my God. The coldly was ching,

ching, ching, and like, so you can spam that. And then like, three crosses eventually. There were, dude, it was so fun.

And we've talked about this before this game, about Graham McTavish being Dante. Like, Graham McTavish is one of my favorite voice actors. He just, his voices is perfect. Fucking, his father was Mark Hamel. Yeah. And I was just like, bro, what the fuck? He got Mark Hamel this game.

I remember specifically, too, like, I remember there was a trailer for it that was really good. I remember the trailer. Because it was like, that song. It was a crazy when I'm gone. Oh, oh, yeah. And it was just like, this is so good, dude. Yeah. That era had some good ads

For games Yeah that's back when Mad World man Yeah Yeah It's fucking go to Good shit Go guys if you haven't played that game

At least go go go listen Just go listen to some of the combat The sounds that like Are so fucking heavy Just the ching ching With the blocking Fucking Some of the hard strikes

That when Graham Like he does this Yelp That is so I can feel it Like he's like Like I feel like I'm like damn That is heavy

Is it fucked up that in every game where you could absorb people, I absorb them instantly. You have to. Like in, fucking, and infamous when people are down, it's like, heal or bio-absorb. And I grabbed their face and I absorbed it.

You have to. Now I'm stronger because of you. I live low. Dude, that looks awesome. It's so hell away. If they remade this. So sick. That's what a remake would look like.

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Do you guys remember? This is a Super Bowl. This is a Super Bowl commercial. That was, that was, that would put, yeah. That's right,

because they spent, I remember I think they spent like an ungodly amount of money or something. That is sick. I remember watching a video, breaking that shit down. Visceral.

Yeah, Visceral made this. Wait, what did they make? Vistral did make. That's mega familiar. I think they made, they made something that I know for sure.

I think they, also. Was it a Saurus? No. No, I'm thinking of THQ, never mind. I was thinking of something else. Dead Space.

Dada Spasa. I'm playing that game again. A fucking course. I'm playing it again, actually. I'm playing the new one. The remake? Yeah. Oh, they made one of the Army of two games.

It's so similar to what the old one was I played before. It looks amazing. It's way better looking. Okay. Dead Space is crazy. Wait, did you play the remake yet? I'm playing it right now. That's what you're doing right now?

playing right Oh yeah that's right you have it on the theme deck It's like It's really inexpensive Right now which

Ah way cheap I felt bad I guess I didn't do that well It didn't do Super like it's sold decently but not enough to get a second one I guess

Yeah which sucks Who's the best one Everybody says this Cheap the best one It was overshadowed by I think Resident Evil I think there was just more hype for it

Right Probably should have came out now Yeah I think it's Dead Space is fucking great Uh They're gonna make a second one

Maybe yeah maybe Maybe later. Got an alien movie coming out right now. People are kind of, people kind of want, probably kind of craving something like that. This would have been a good time.

But, you know, they didn't know. I don't know, man. I watch alien movies and I feel like this shit is, like there's so many moments in alien movies where this is obviously bad, get out of here.

And they just don't do that. Like, I just, I can't even like those movies. I try to like them. But that's a lot of horror, though, in general. Yeah.

That's the point in some way. The thing is this, right? I believe that in horror movies, horror movies don't exist. that has to be the thing. There can't be horror movies and horror movies. Right, it's like a zombie apocalypse, right?

They don't have zombie movies. They can never have, they've never had zombie books. What is this? A dead person walking around? Yeah, exactly. What the fuck? They start fucking freaking it out. They've never even, they never read the Bible.

They never have no lore. There's no, there's no, there's no pretext at all for this happening. But that's how a lot of the, like say, um, fucking all the zombie apoccus whenever they start. Like just fucking walking dead. They're walkers. What do we call them? Oh, so zombies,

the word literally doesn't exist in any zombie universe. Other than if they call them zombies. Zomification doesn't exist. Yeah. Yeah, it's a weird premise. They never think the head. Oh, and like, it took them a while to figure this out that I'm like, well, if anything is walking around like this,

you have to imagine if you remove its head, it can't do anything anymore. Michael Jackson's not real. No thriller. It's definitely, yeah, that's a good fucking point. No thriller. What is thriller? Yeah, what's thriller?

What's one guy? At least, at least thriller is not there. This is Michael Jackson on a roller coaster, literally being thrilled. In that universe, it's, D-da-da-da-da-dun. Can you imagine how different the universe would be after that? It would just head dancing on a roller coaster and that's it. It'd be a significantly different universe.

And in fact, would have zombies. That would be different lyrics. It's like, I'm on a roller coaster. Oh, yeah. I'm on a roller coaster. I'm going down. I'm kind of scared. You start the screen.

The melody is still like vaguely ominous. I don't know, man. I don't know. The idea of like, wait a second. This coast is thriller. Do you think? Is that real? Which one is that?

Return of the king? No, it's not. No, it's not. It's not real. That makes sense. No shot. That makes sense. Stop.

They're not really releasing that game. Stop it. No, no, yeah, okay, they didn't. Okay, good. Like, it's on the list. I was like, what the fuck? Who made it? Let me go forward.

The Return of the King was made by... My ass. There's a bunch of shit that you don't wreck it. EA Redwood. Just some EA studio. Oh, yeah, that was EA. It was... Because I thought all of them were EA, actually.

Yeah, yeah. They're all EA, but, like, there's some, like, sub-developers kind of. But none of them are... It's not visceral. That game was sick, too. Return of the King was unreasonably good. Yeah, way better to how'd your way to be. Yeah.

I... I didn't play those games regularly because my mom's partner bought them because they Lord of the Ring fucking nerds. And they sucked ass at games. Obviously, they're old. So then I got, I was like, here, Game Shark. And I started to fucking with the game Game Shark was hilarious. It is in your nature to do that. Dude, it is in your blood to take games, serious game, piece of art, and turn into big penis lactating boobies.

Dude. I do it does the music, too. There was a dark period of gaming. With the PS3 360 era, the code was a little bit too complex to use GameShark. They just stopped. They're like, fuck it.

And so it was just, okay, PC modding and that was pretty much it. So there was that dark period where I'm like, damn, because I used to use GameShark since PS1, use Game Genie. Every game I got to actually play the way it is. Fuck.

You got, I don't think I like video games. To me, it's like, because to me, y'all are like, oh, man, I only like vanilla. There's an ice cream, nothing else. I don't put anything else. it. And I'm like, nah, nigga. Why don't want to put some toppings on it after? You have,

you have a bowl of vanilla. It was really delicious. I love vanilla ice cream, by the way. And then maybe you want to add something extra afterwards. For me, I always, I like, um, now, because of you, it's literally your fault probably. Awesome. Because of you, I'm mod games all the time to the point that if I'm ever on stream and I open my street fighter, I would get in trouble. Yeah, that's what you have, you have to, if I were you, you got to remember. Like, say a lot of my mod managers are on my task bar. So it's like, you just can turn them off. instantly, right? You just open it, turn them off.

Like the guy I played the street fighter tournament that had the naked shit of a million. Like, why, like, how does that slip your mind? No, no, no. What happens is that it's two screens. Obviously, it's a fighting game. I know what happened. So it's online, it's two screens,

but it showed his screen. Yeah, he was streaming his screen. Fuck, it streamed my screen. But it's like, you're so comfortable with the nudity. It's like, look, even I, look, I'm comfortable. If I'm doing it.

Look, Jojo is completely aware of how much I fuck with games. But even still, when I'll be like say she walked in while I was playing a two nights ago I'm playing fucking cyberpunk and you know it's third person when you're right you can have a third person when you're in a vehicle so I have this bitch on the motorcycle and her ass is all fucking just all cheeked out and just it basically looks like I'm just like like I'm just doing it you're hunched over standing up on the chair

but you're standing on a playing low it just no matter what it just looks like I'm just thirsty when I'm like, right. I'm literally going to the next destination, to the next mission. And like, I just can't. I told her also, I'm like, I can't drive in first person. I can't do it either. It's fucking like, I don't know. If anyone who can do it well, bless you. I like

people that do that scare me. Well, it's, there's certain things where it's like, if I'm trying to like, it's just hard. That's all. Yeah. I remember in Far Cry that was like a. Yeah, yeah, no choice. You guys see yourself in third person currently. Like, right now I can have a third person view of myself as if I'm like looking from right there but I know I'm not.

What's the FOV? Are you half dead? What do you? I don't know what's happening. I'm inferior and not at the same time. Part of your soul out and you can see. Like you can always know what you look like, right? No, I'm always third person or first person.

You can't. You don't know what you look like. You don't have an idea of how you look exactly right now. I have a general. I mean, I see a screen that shows me what I look like. So like if I'm if I'm smiling or mean mugging, I have an idea what I look like. Yeah. Third person isn't.

I can always see in third person. well. I think it's just a mental fabrication of third person. I think we need to put you in a mental institution. Yeah. Yeah. I think you're just stupid. That's what I'm dumb or I'm stupid.

That's what the fucking psychiatrist is like, oh, no, you're fine. You're just stupid. You don't got to be incarcerated. You're just dumb. You just, fuck out of it. The thing to me about that conversation, though, is that like, we are and we have a very distinct understanding of third person because we're on camera. I can't see that.

But we know what it is. But you do. I don't. Yes, you do. What the fuck is you mean? What is he saying? Never once. Never mind.

I don't, yeah. Whatever. What the fuck are we talking about? They're going to like, they're going to, like, you're going to go to a psychiatrist. They're going to put you in a straight jacket, but still kick you out. They're going to put you in a straight jacket and then shove you out of the door. The jacket put me in a room and then I'm going to be standing behind them. Like, hey, what happened?

The big cheese. That's so terrified. The big cheese wrote in. This is like not a question, but it's something. The big cheese. He wrote, not a question. Just wanted to. But just saying when Sweeney talked about his friends exposed nerve ending,

it's all I can think about and it's haunting me. Why would you say that? I don't think it's real. Why did you say that? Dead serious, man. I was like, shit, dude. That's not real, dude. You can't just have an exposed nerve ending.

You absolutely can. Impossible. I'm likely. I don't even remember this conversation. Really? My friends had exposed nerve ending and she thought it was a hair. She tried to pull it, she threw up and pass out. I don't.

Isn't that crazy? I don't. Why is your, in what universe is your nerve just exposed? Not like not what like not like fucking oh You thought I was a hair was a small bit of a nerve ending and she pulled it and she fucking threw up You have a nerve and being exposed that happens sometimes How I don't make human like like it's hair? Yeah like a small like a small bit of it Like this is the abnormally long hair something like that

You know nerves aren't like maybe if you're a mouse you would think your nerve was that a hair Your nerves aren't that fucking tiny I I I didn't do this. All right. I didn't do this. I didn't make it happen, all right? I like how you just believe that story. It's,

people are talking about nerves exposed to readings all the time. That's the thing that you can hear about. Nerve endings exposed? It's what nose. Type it in. Even for like dogs and stuff. Like sometimes you chop a dog's, like a dog's nails,

right? Sometimes they have overly exposed nerves. You can chop one of their nerves. Well, it's just their nerves that you can see them. If like, if they're more, have like more translucent.

Like, you know, some dogs have, almost whiteish clear nails. Yeah. And then you can see the nerve endings in them. Some of them have dark claws and you can't see them and people are stupid. Yeah.

But like, I'm saying how is it exposed? In which way? Where? Is this visible? Like, I'm assuming she was, I'm assuming it was on her tit.

I will say I'm not finding. A nerve in out of her tit? I'm not finding any pictures of exposed nerve endings that just that match your description. I would, I would concede if that if somehow like, but I just. picturing my nerve endings somehow popping out of my skin and me not noticing or feeling it because feeling a nerve already is like it's like antagonistic enough to your body.

If you focus on a nerve and start pressing on it, your body's like, what the fuck is this? I can't, I can't even imagine this happening. So I'm like, I don't necessarily think it's impossible. I just really don't know how that would happen. To me, I'm ignorant. It sounds impossible to me. But I'm also in right This I did a follicle

It's a very over thing right So it would be along the lines of something It's similar to that And you'd assume it's to say hair I would know what I feel like I should see An example of this if this was common Is there a video of somebody pulling An Exposed nerve?

That's what I want to see I just want to see. That's really what I want to see What I want to see is an exposed nerve Without you being sliced open Because that's the whole thing I'm like How am I seeing How is there an exposed nerve without like say That you use the dog nails as an example

The nail has to be clipped completely until it's exposed. It's not just exposed. Yeah, it's just chilling on your forehead. Yeah, like the dogs, they're just, whir, oh, oh, you know, like, every time it walks, it's just like, it's nerve just came out of its fucking nails.

And shut up, dog. You're fine. Stay still. Stay still. While Sweeney looks for whatever it is he's looking for, I'm going to go to the next question. Stink is a myth created by Big Smell, wrote in.

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I never played that one. I never finished it. See, this is how you play them because other than you Kingston everybody has like a list of shit that they haven't played or... And the only way you're gonna get to it is doing that. Because you're gonna constantly skip over shit.

I just don't buy games that often, honestly, either. I bought Darksiders forever. I bought 1886, like a few days ago. I was like, oh, I'm gonna try it out. I want to try it out. I thought I'd like it. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, I was playing, obviously, the 20X-O thing, the fucking new League of Legends fighting game for a while. Don't like that game very much.

Splitgate 2, I know is out or something. It's on its way out. Or it's on its way out? I don't know anything about it. I haven't seen it. It looks really cool. There's like classes now. It looks energy.

I don't know what to make of that, really, because I like split gay. I thought it was okay, you know, but I don't. I think it'll only make it more diverse. I know if that's going to be a good or bad thing. Yeah, we'll see. But, yeah, I have, I don't even know what the fuck I'm playing right now. What the fuck am I doing? Oh, shit.

My steam deck should be here tomorrow. Ooh. You're excited. I'm really excited to see how that turns out. Did you mod yours? Yeah. Not yet, because the video came way late. Yeah, that was fucking...

I asked, I asked... I was amazing. Because I don't know, do we talk about it on the episode? No, we did. We literally did. So we talked about it on the episode, like, about, like, modding the steam deck. And I was like, oh, send me that video. I asked, I asked them on the podcast.

like send me the video later of how to mod the steam deck because i'm not sure how to do it and i said wednesday nine 940 p.m i said hey cake said uh what's the steam deck hack video and then the and then yesterday so thursday morning at like 620 a m i was like thanks i fucking just laughed at that i didn't i didn't see that much at all he didn't see the hey can i get this thanks he didn't see the laugh my ass off He didn't see like, Oh, my bad. Way later.

You didn't see it until literally. When did he do it? So I sent the message at 9.43 p.m. He responded at 9 a.m. or 9 p.m. the next day. Oh, so like 24 hours later? Amazing. And I was like, by bad here.

Amazing. So I haven't done it yet. I'm going to probably try like maybe later. But yeah, there's a bunch of stuff I want to play. I'm playing system shock still. Right now with Ramtruck's declaration of deals. Well-qualified current FCA lessees get a low mileage lease on the 2026 RAM-500 Big Horn crew cab 4 by 4 for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,099 due at signing.

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Right now, and then I'm probably gonna try Sly Cooper because I never actually played Sly Cooper No, that I really. Yeah. I feel like it's something that I should play given, you know, my, my PlayStation show. Yeah, I want to mod my my Nintendo Switch really bad. I don't know. I'm gonna do. I'm gonna mod it for what? Like, what do you what do you want to do you? I'm gonna have DS games on it. Ah. Can you just do that on the

Steam deck and have just a better version? No, because of the the, the way you can, yeah, you can tilt it. Right. It'll be like the flip thing. So it'd be like, instead of it being the way it is, it'll be upside down for like a DS. Yes. It's like, like, touchscreen. Oh, the touchscreen. It'll be like, it. be like a perfect use. But it's going to cost you like $100 to have somebody like solder the mod chip on it. Don't fucking bother with that. Just get a DS.

I have one. Then what it was happening? Bigger screen. Oh, so stupid. Big less screen. You can't be though, can it?

It is. Much bigger. Wouldn't it just be stretched out and awkward? It would look awful? Yeah. I think any caps a lot. No, wouldn't it be the same?

I feel like it would take up the same amount of space on this. It actually might be smaller. What do you mean? So let me ask, let me ask you this question. Both screens on the DS, right? Yeah.

Are they on like together? Are they about as tall as a switch? Not if it's flipped you can use the thing to flip flipped what do you mean flip? You can flip the switch so instead of it being like this way like the long way it can go up and down vertically Instead of it being like why would you do that? You play the switch like this you can do that and well no no no no no no no no no you can have there's a flip grip where you can put it you can go into the switch to settings and have it flip that way so you're playing like it like it's a vertical monitor? Yeah, like this. But it's pretty much only for DS games. I would kill myself before I did that, I think.

Go for it. You'd do it. I feel like that's... But yeah, yes, uh, yeah, is, is it goaded? Yeah, absolutely. I think now is like, it seems like top five consoles easily for me. It's crazy. Top three, I think. It's hard. Yeah, it's, yeah, I would say it's definitely, it's not number one or number two, but it's definitely number three. I think it's number two after my PC. I think it's, my PC's not a console you wouldn't you wouldn't do that yeah whatever I'm saying your car is a console or like your fridge is it has a console in it it is you play you play skyrim on Alexa that makes it a console it's like no let's go still not top to you though what would you

put what would you put in the top three console all time all timely all time uh but use your own like metric like whatever you I don't know you can you can go from from personal favorite or just like what it would you consider to be like objective So personal, I think number one is going to have to be, excluding computers, no computers involved. Yeah, no PCs. It defeats the purpose. Uya?

Uya, pretty dope. Engage. Oka. Engage is pretty sick. The freaking out of the Google Play. Yeah, the Google Play console. For me, number one is to be probably, uh, sentimental, probably Game Boy Vance.

Really? Yeah, probably Game Boy Vance. Pretty gay. Then, uh, Super Nintendo. Nintendo. Yes, nice for sure. And then Steam Deck, I guess, because you said it's top three. I was doing, I was doing right now. This is the right now thing, right? What do you mean? What are you talking? Because of all time. I'm doing all time and then personally at the moment. So what is this. Wait, no, no, your old time should be the same. Oh, no, because I feel like the S&ES is still like one of the greatest of all time, but I'm not really putting S&ES right now, you know? That's what my argument comes from. So your argument is, are you doing it by a matter of fact what you play the most? Is that how you're doing it? Or vibes?

What a vibe. Like what I feel like is the best, it's been the best experience. So that's, you should always stick to that metric. Just what, well, the best,

like, of all time, of all time, it's probably going to be the, the PS2, SNES, Game Boy Advance, and then after that,

would probably be the theme deck for me. Hmm. Okay. I suppose. Yeah. Me, the Gameway Vance had too many hits, man.

Like, as a game console, just, like, if I catalog-wise, I think going, then I probably beats it as the PS2. I think,

for like genuinely how many amazing games are on it yeah look me it's definitely SNES and PS2 the thing is I would probably feel more like PS2 if uh it was more easily accessible like they're so I know there's the what do you call it just emulate emulate emulate blah blah blah but like say super Nintendo still have one they released that little super thing that came with like 20 games on it or something that was cool the mini right the mini yeah the mini so they have like some cool shit that I've still play like I see like I still play actually a lot of uh i would play like malton tournament world combat three with my friends play uh some donkey con country still play megan man x there's a lot of shit that i still play on it's

a is a like it's a diamond like that console is like other than the ps2 i think it's just the greatest console ever like genuinely i think other it's those then maybe the xbox 360 sure and what else like yeah but yeah but yeah but yeah ps2 is fucking like PS2 is pretty good. It's so goaded. Also, the game catalog was insane. Like, when I looked up, like, the most games I ever.

Ps 2 games, I was like, what? In, like, thousands, literally. It was probably, like, the most stacked library that anybody had.

If you think about, like, games that you collected, probably. Now. Probably. At that time, yeah. At the time, because, like,

yeah, at the time, for sure. Like, not even, now 14,000 games come out of a year. Yeah,

that is very true. Very true. But, but, uh, but yeah, I think, I'd probably, I think 360 at the top

And then I think PS1 and then Steam Deck Penus 1 PS1 I love the PS1 I think the PS2 I played a lot of like Dragon Ball games on it And I love that

And then I don't know Like I never played Again I never played Slike Cooper Jack and Dexter The big ones You know I didn't really play those For me it wasn't even those games

It was just games And gentlemen What games galore Like I'd go to my friend's house And I'd experience A different kind of fucking game I'm like What is this?

What is this? Checking four, check in five. The issue with the PS2 that I had was that so many games that I was playing were 3D and the parallel sticks to me for 3D games feel really not correct. I don't know what it is about it.

I got over it. I understand what you mean even still to this day if I'm playing on PC and it's like a 3D game if it's not a fighting game I'm playing with an Xbox controller you know with a stick parallel

to the face buttons. I don't know what like I see. It feels gross to me. I still use the Xbox controller for my PC as well too. Yeah, because it's just, it's better. I got an Xbox, like, the one of the new ones, and it feels great. Yeah, it's just a way better controller.

Like, it just feels great. And I think that's, I think the reason why is because on PS1 and, like, NES and stuff, it usually was, like, the face buttons were actions that you were always pressing the face buttons, and then you were also moving with the D-pad. And so, like, your action and your movement were always parallel. And so to me, like, the stick being, like, modern 3D movement, being parallel. with like the face buttons made more sense to me than like this you know yeah even though you're still like doing that with like first person shooters and stuff it's just like it felt weird to me

that it was fine for fPS games deals of the fact that you can't really like i kind of i've gotten used to like if i'm like really engaged i'll like fucking use my index finger to like swing by things so like engage the action buttons but i understand why it's weird to you yeah but also i said a bumper bumper jump ring and then it's not the biggest it's not the biggest deal it's just like a basically, and I just, it's, it's also just noted in statistics. Like, generally, I think 80% of the controllers that, like, when you, when people use controllers on PC, I think like 80% or whatever. Yeah, vast majority.

Yeah, it's just like, it's better. It's better for the, for most of the stuff that you would play on a PC. Yeah, I was kind of weird. I was kind of weirded out that PlayStation never really, like with PlayStation 4, they finally kind of, you know, the Dual Shock 4 is a little different better. Yeah, better. But still, I'm like, just rip them off already. Like, you're going to have a better fucking experience.

At least have the option. And like it. Like it's weirdly they don't have, but the thing too is like the new PS5 controller. When I plug it into my PC, it like fucks with my audio settings because there's a mic and a speaker in it. I hate that shit. Oh, that was, it didn't even do stuff four. So it's, fuck you. Like, what?

That was a weird thing that I was like, I'm not dealing with this bullshit. Who asked for this? Nobody. Nobody asked for it. I remember when I won the PS4 and then it came with knack and shit. They're like, engage the thing. And then I was like, what the fuck? Why is it making noises?

It's making noises. Oh, yeah, the speaker. The controller. I was like, I was like, It really is Irritating It's really

Because the order does that too The order does that too Why is it talking? What's it? Are you in there? Are you here like Oi? Yeah,

Ooi Ooi Oe You get like Radio calls through it And it's just like I get it It's cute

But stop Like I don't need this shit Ewie Ewie Yeah, Yeah You're playing A place

That you're Yeah I think at this point It's like Yeah I think actually Maybe More accurately

It's probably 360 Steam Deck PS1 Because I have a lot of love for that library. Oh, another, another go to console. I just,

I think, I never fucked with the 3Ds. I never fucked with a wild, I got one for free and I feel bad. I think I mentioned this on the podcast on my, my friend, uh, some kid left his behind at a car wash.

He's just took it. He was like, he wants this. That's the universe presenting you with what you deserve. And with that, what that's a treat. It was, it was,

it was, I felt vindicated like, like finally, the universe stopped fucking my ass. I feel like such an idiot because like I remember like I almost had a free PSP because I saw one left it like a, like a doctor's office or something? Oh, you just left it there? No, I brought

it up to the desk. Oh, wow. That's also, you're a decent person with that. That's pretty good. I shouldn't have done that. I just like that all the time and I get mad, but I'm like, you know how many times I found money? I just like, oh here, this doesn't belong to me. I always keep money. Money's different. Money's too necessary. If it was like a wallet full of a shitload of money, I would take some of it. I would take all of it. I would take all of it. I would take all of it. I would throw it in the fucking, what you call it now. You throw it in the fucking sewer the tray?

That's fucked up I would return it and be like Hey here's your license I would take I would fucking fraud You're like where's my money It's like I found it like Yeah somebody got it

Clearly sticking out of your pocket It is It's stuffed in your Because there's so much of it It's stuffed It's coming out of your pants It says it reads your money It reads your money

It's still in your hand It's just in the other hand It's in your other hand How many dollars do you have In your hand? I don't know Don't worry about it man Is that 1050s

500? hundreds, four singles and five, five. Yeah, but like I, I got that change. That's a wild coincidence. Are you like autistic? Did you get, did you guess that? Are you rain, man? Are you rain?

I am in fact, because I am the real. I am the real rayman. Watch. It starts raining on you. It ain't going to ran any now, boy. That's what that movie was about, right? There's a guy who made it rain. I thought Nereyman was going to be about a Native American.

I thought, ah, damn it. No. Yeah, huh. But yeah, no, I think... Penis. I think the PS2 is stacked for sure. I think there's a lot of cases to be made for all these things. But like, I don't know.

Yeah. The 360s just crazy. Yeah, you in the comments list your top three. It's top three. It's obviously legendary because it was the start of that connection. It was the start of people hearing the N-word every time he turned on a competitive shooter, which is legendary. Well, it wasn't the start, technically. Was PC before that?

Yeah, PC and like... You weren't really doing it like that, though. Well, none of us were. Yeah. But I think to me it's just like, dude, like, you know. The fact that, and this is like, I would argue this almost objectively, like the 360. Right now with Ram trucks declaration of deals, well qualified current FCA lessees, get a low mileage lease on the 2026. Ram, 500 Big Horn crew cab, 4 by 4 for 369 a month for 39 months with 4,09 due at signing.

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I think it's equally. It makes no sense that it's that. No, more more now. generations, yes. I agree more now generations. But it has a lot of common with the older ones as well too, but like a lot more than it should, like, the PS5 is like that. What I mean is like, the 360 was like,

oh, I'm going to stream, I'm going to watch Netflix on this thing. Oh, I'm going to download game demos on this thing. Oh, it's wireless controller. Oh, okay. Like all this stuff that we now use our things for, oh, iPod in the fucking thing to play music. I use my I use my Xbox in the living room for Spotify. Like I blast Spotify.

Like the way we use it. So before that, what do we use the Xbox for? games and DVDs. You know? What do we use the... We've been music on there, but yeah, I agree. Well, you would rip it on it. You know what I mean?

But, like, you would play... No one was playing music on their Xbox, realistically. What's crazy? I was playing a little Gotham City racing and Corn's greatest hits. I was playing that. For some reason, I have, like, a memory of that.

It was like, it was like a greatest hits. Remember demos? Remember, like, we get excited that you were like, let's check what the demos are in fucking Xbox Marketplace? Yeah. And go on there and be like, it was always something...

It was always something. Geometry. Wars. Oh, God. I remember back in the day, legacy of Kane fucking demo. Yeah. Oh, this old.

Those were on the demo disc, right? Yeah. Yeah. The pizza hot demos, remember? Yeah, the pizza hot demos. That was on PS1. Oh, yeah. I remember I had Crash Bandicoe on a pizza hot demo disc.

It's like, what the fuck is this? And tied a Tasmanian fucking tiger. I remember that shit, too. But what I'm saying is like, like, the Atari is like, oh, you plug it and you play games. Right. The Nintendo, the NES, you plug it in, you play games. You fucking, you know, the actual, the original PS1,

you plug it in, you play games. Maybe you, like, put a CD in it. You know, the PS2, it's like, you plug it in you play games. Maybe you put a DVD in it, you know? 360 and PS3 was like, oh, this is how everything is going to be now. Like, everything's going to be this way. They're game media consoles.

And then it's like, it's crazy to me that 360 and the PS5 are like more connected in like how they, how we use them and what they can do than the Xbox is the one that came after. It's crazy. I look back at those consoles. It's a loony tunes, man.

I think we got spoiled by that generation, actually. I think, like, because I remember being blown away by that and being like, oh, my God, this is what consoles are going to be like now. Like, we're going to have a jump like this every time. We did not. What the phone was the jump next? What was the next jump? Well, yeah, because I guess, like, yeah, what else? We did not in the PS4 was just a better version of what we had.

Yeah. They gave us everything at once. Yeah. And they kind of, they kind of, they even to the point where, like, they took stuff away. Like, technically, technically, like, the newer machines do less. That's true. It's weird. Yeah.

Like, do you remember what we, I think we brought this up last time? Like, do you remember watching, you could watch Netflix with people. Literally. Watch parties, yeah. You did Netflix watch parties. Oh, that's right. Yeah, that was a thing. That was a thing.

There was a browser on the PS3. I don't even think there's a browser on the PS4. There is. There is one, but you got to access it. Where is it? You got to access it via something. You got to like, oh, I'm going to go do this setting. Sike, I'm going to watch porn.

Can you actually do it? Yeah. Where? I've not seen it. You have to access the, the, web browser through something else. So it's not like... It's not like web browser. It's not like internet browser.

That's what I'm saying. It's an app that you download that acts as a browser? No, you have to like go to the browser for some reason. That's like, oh, I'm going to do this thing in particular. And then go wherever you're going to go, I think. Yeah, I'm not sure. I just think that 360 was that point where like things could do the most. And it was like perfect.

Because even the PS3 that came out afterwards, like a year when you got games, like you'd put a disc in. and it would fucking install. I still hate that shit, dude. Yeah, it's still, and it's what we do now for everything. It's like the 360 was that weird point where it's like, oh, everything's the HD, everything's the internet, wireless controller, all this convenience stuff.

Oh, stream shit. And you don't have to, like, it was just like the most that we ever got, really. Installing now is weird because I'm like, okay, why do I need the disc? Yeah, it's annoying. I'm like, get the fuck out of here. What is this? This is so stupid. But the Steam deck, man.

Next level shit. Powerful. If they just. I did not. I think I would like it as much as I do. If they fix the design of it a little bit, make it a little more sleek and somehow make it slightly more powerful. Make it slightly more game. Make it slightly more game.

This is what will happen, right? Eventually, a little more powerful. They're a little like, yeah, a little. If I can run games like Porn and Stalled on it. I want a split screen porn and Resident Evil. Yeah. If I run R.E4 on it perfectly at 90 frames and then you get a little more less bulky. You're asking for too much 90 frames.

What you can do? You can do, uh, do you can do 60? Yeah, I think 60's perfectly fine for a handheld. 90, 99, 99. Dude, you're not like, 90, 99. I guess. I don't, I don't need. I want to see.

I want to see. 90 is so weird. Like, I want to 90 specifically. 120 is asking for too much genuinely, like, actually. Yeah, but it's Icarus. I feel like, I feel like 60 is perfectly serviceable for a fucking handheld gameing.

I want 90. I want fucking 140. All right. We'll get one more question. 1440 and. I mean, I want a fucking fly next to the sun in my hand. be on fire. Here's a good question.

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You don't you don't need it If you have black children Maybe you might need to know about that shit But other than that not Does this guy seem recognizable to you? Have you ever seen it before in a meme or anything Can you please show me that Is that Kingston?

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I just saw him a picture He didn't know He's lying I'm not lying I don't know There's a video of him Like he's live streaming or he's doing like an Instagram live

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he genuinely doesn't trust the white people and I think that's so funny he's like it makes sense but like also it's insane he's uh people enjoy him the same way they enjoy Tariq Nishid, but on a much larger level, Umar Johnson is much more known than like, say, Tariq Nishit. He kind of fell off, right?

Yeah. I don't say Dr. Umar Johnson is what you call a, uh, a fucking afro intellectual. Because he's a smart man. But also he's, you're telling you on yourself. No, no, no, he's he has some points that are like objecting like, like, like he just like, even Farrakhan had some points. That's like saying Hitler had points. Yeah.

It's like, you don't need. Under no, under no, no. Under no circumstances, you have to hand it to Hitler. No, not. Hitler's different, I think. Why? Because Hitler outwardly led the murder of millions. Farrakhan wants it, though.

Farrakhan was insane, but there were points that he made that were like, bro, this thing calls fucking Jews termites. I know. I don't agree with that. Don't get me wrong. So I don't need to regard any of his opinions. I don't, look, I don't respect his particular beliefs. There's other people that you can.

No, no, there are much better, there are much better black activists. Yes. Obviously, that's why we can throw him away. You know, obviously like, Michael Max, eventually was much better than Elijah Farrakhan. Obviously, MLK, you know, stuff like that. But like, there are moments we like here speaking like, this guy's clearly just insane and hurt. But like, if you just didn't choose Path B every time, you would have been a fine activist. Yeah, same like that.

If he wasn't who he was, he would be better. What was a, great. Ted Bundy. That's what the fucking judge said about him. Yeah. Oh,

in a different life, man. You could have, you could have been a great lawyer. I would have loved, I would have loved for you to practice under me if you didn't kill all those women. I was like,

what the fuck is wrong with you, judge? Like, not like, not like not like, not like, not like, maybe in like 20 minutes after everybody's leaving.

And you got to chat with each other. You're like, yeah, that nigga would have been useful, man. You know? That judge is you. Yeah. You're doing that judge.

Sometimes you see a light and you're like, man, you could have been a good guy. Look, man. It's like Homelander. Like, Homelander under the rights. Everyone would have been a great hero, you know. But unfortunately, you know. Yeah. He could have been a great.

That's like, it's true. What would you add to this? But that's, that's true in almost everything, right? Yeah. If Hitler didn't, this. If Hitler wasn't so frustrated. If he didn't get his ass fucked in prison, because that's probably that. Now, he had time.

It's European prison. He had time to sit down and be like, oh, I really. really hate this. Oh, this is real. I'm not this upset. I'm sure a buffed fucking Jewish guard fucked his ass and then he's like, God damn.

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multiple roles I mean awesome every villain every villain sounds exactly the same oh no you got me and they got to do like the fucking camera magic to make it seem like he's arrested himself man and they genuinely can't tell who got put in the fucking car

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Romeo. I think he's a really good addition to that show though. Whatever, man. Juliet. Would you add, what would you add to the core curriculum? What would you add to the core curriculum to make kids more ready for life as an adult? For example, I would make pre-calculus

and elective and make home economics required. Yeah, HOMX is kind of important, actually. HomeG is important, but like, I don't think the way it's taught is particularly good. Yeah, exactly. But, like, like, that's actually very valuable. Like, being able to, like, cook and, like, just, like, understand that stuff. All women should be required. But at the same time, you should be taught that by your parents and family.

Women should all be forced into it, and they should be forbidden from learning how to read. I like that. I like that. Yeah, because women reading has caused a lot of issues. Yes. Like what? I don't know, man. Whatever.

So I just saying what I need to say. Like being able to go to court and I'd like. identify what I did to them. Exactly. Exactly. That's tragically, it's very tragically real. Fucking stupid-ass fucking iced tea always comes knocking on my door because I got news for you.

You keep. You abused your wife again. I think it was you. People are really out there like, it wasn't. Thinking that way. You know what I mean? Like people really. Oh yeah.

They're mad. It's the same reason why I think certain people want like sex education and not start so early. You know? Can't identify that they've been sexually assaulted people. Yes, I think I think genuinely, I don't know if that's necessarily a cognizant, conscious choice, but I think it's subconsciously... I think it is for the ultra predators. Like the ones that...

Ultra predators for sure. The ones that are making the laws and shit? The term ultra-predder makes me so fucking sad. I know because it sounds quick. In a different world, it could have been a cool thing. That's the thing. It sounds like when the predators at the end of his fucking way, he's about to get killed by my bunch of aliens.

He's like, I got to go so a predator. That could have been like a megazard. Mega predator. Yeah, like super predate, ultra predator. Like that could have been like a megazore. No, it's just like a big fucking mustache, old fucking crusty dude that's just like, you know, writing laws and stuff and being like, oh, I'm just, I'm just a libertarian. And then he's fucking has that hardest cock, you know, like, I'm just a libertarian.

He's so hard the table's off the floor. Casey, can I ask you? I want to ask you a question. You too. I was just curious if you guys have ever done this or, well, not done this because I thought, I thought about doing this today specifically, but then I thought like there's no way that I'd be able to really remember in any real way. But like, I have yearbooks, right?

And so, like, I have access theoretically to the information of all the people that I went to school with. Have you ever been curious about which of the people that were, like, in your class or, you know, in your school? You know what's crazy?

Have gone on... A few of them. I know three people. Oh, like, looked them up to see if they have, like, mugshots or something? To see if they're, like, sexual predators specifically. Not because I was...

I had suspicions of anybody, but just out of sheer... Because statistically it's got to be at least a handful. There's going to be a fool. I know two people from my whole high school. Your best friends. No. Best friends.

Thank God. That they confided in him. I was friends with one of them, though. I wasn't, when we played basketball together. I was friends with him. He just turned out to be a fucking weirdo. He ended up being, what you go? He ended up sexually assaulting a child.

Damn. Just on a side. It was crazy. Damn. You know, you know, it's even worse with that? There wasn't that? It was a child that he was, what you call it? That he was in a partnership with a woman.

Oh, it was like a stepchild. Jesus. The fucked of thing is that is like so common. That's actually what happens more often or not. Rather than it being a relative, it's like relative, close relative, classic, a classic uncle. A lot of times it's or stepfather. Siblings too.

Like that's just dark, bro. The siblings should is crazy to me because I just, I, no matter how I've never heard of the sibling one in person. I know it on TV all the time or like in files. I don't know anyone personally, but you know, just from. reading you're like fuck i wouldn't be surprised if it's like statistically maybe one of the lower ones siblings yeah i think it's i think it's i think it's one of the higher one it's pretty high it's lower in the in the instance of those three top tier ones there's a lot of kids that are growing up with like uh siblings that they haven't developed in a way like a lot of times all it takes for

them is to see porn or something or see something and all of a sudden here's somebody to practice this with oh it's it's something that could be so just a quick little trigger of somebody just like not or they saw their parents having sex and then all just something a trigger and it's really and then we live in a world right where i'm it's not like the kid a lot of times is like um oh i am a predator what's good right i think it's a lot of times like fucked up stuff and then people sometimes excuse it it's lack of sexual education that's the biggest thing it's one thousand well yeah it's a thousand percent and at that moment you have you have to educate children the problem the biggest problem is that when it comes

particularly particularly minority people I fucking hate it I hate it because I sit in both two camps of that fucking aspect where there's always some nigga in the family that has done some fuck shit instead of us calling him out it's like well he's family

and it's like no that's a fucking predator dude I don't think that's necessarily minority exclusive is it particularly us because when we get I'm sure there's statistics no no no it's because we get the way we get penalized that's simply the thing it's for us oh like it's the nature of how we're penalized

like it would reflect poorly on the family which is already putting them Yeah, putting us in a worse situation than we already are. And it's the same thing with homosexuality in minority groups as well. Yeah, well, that's wrong though. That's objectively in curate.

You shouldn't be a homosexual girl. Whoa, but it's like that. Like, I think a lot of people that are probably, like when you really boil down it like a lot of people that are very conservative and like black and Latino groups like really boil it down. Like, dude, Hispanic men are damn near gay with each other, bro. With your best fucking friend,

I know uncles that are like, yo, You guys probably fucked at least once But it's like the idea of like It's how close they are Like oh you're my fucking compo You're like my best friend dude I'm close with nobody You're fucking crazy

No I get I'll leave But it's like the idea of that It's like you're not really against that You're against the fear of how much more they're gonna get rid of you Very likely though Yeah I mean it's a lot Projection blah blah this is not The people that are always like railing against the stuff

They're always like protect the kids They're always the ones that are like fucking up And stuff like that it's like it's wild fucking world the yeah but I want to know have you have you been curious enough about like Google like so classmates or like people in your

like looking I haven't done it I'm actually like no I don't have my yearbook with me no but it's you the fact that you brought it up so I've never thought about that

that'd be crazy he took your identity took your identity someone stole your identity you started sexually harassing people that would be such but how did they get a picture of you there's a $38,000

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All loans an amount subject to lender approval. Inherent in that is crazy. How did they get the... They need like the victims to believe. Yeah. When he gets caught, he has a fucking you, like your president mask. He has a criticism. It was just a shitty cutout.

Well, no one could accurately pose to me because no one's quite as short. There's never been anyone as sure as you. No. There's never been a man that was your height ever. I have never met somebody my height, my build, who could realistically impersonate me, even if they had like tech to, like, even if they could wear my face. You know what I mean? I think most people would be like, that's clearly not him. You know what I mean?

You think that. Maybe I'd be tagged in pictures. My friend Paul's closest. No adult. I'm talking about that fucking llama. No. No. Or whatever that thing is.

No, I know. I don't think he's met Paul actually. Has he? Has he? Has he? I met a lot of your friends and I just, you know, I don't know. I have no idea. I have to see faces. Yeah, yeah.

And then I'd be like, oh, yeah, I know him or not. The idea of that, like, the idea of someone, the idea of that is getting a kid, they're like, hey, how great you got? I'm an eighth. You want to do me a favor and make $100? And they just ruin your life with that kid. Oh, God. I feel like that's going to happen to Hassan because, what's his name?

Aidan Ross put out that, like, oh, man, I'll give someone a million dollars if they find out some dirt of Hassan, like, him will. testing a kid or something. Oh, yeah. Isn't that technically illegal to do? It feels extremely illegal. I'm pretty sure that's coercion right there. I think it's so. It's so many things. He's constantly breaking the law, by the way. It's crazy. Like that FEC violation that he did where he like gifted Trump a fucking Rolex and a and a cyber truck. Yeah, that's the reason why Hassan, that's why he hates Hassan so much right now because Hassan just passively pointed it out. That's like, oh, that's like a campaign violation. That's pretty illegal. And then Aiden got so

offended by that that's what led to him being like oh man I really want to he was so excited too he was so excited to write the law like he didn't like make that that that's the whole thing where it's like aiden is so stupid that I don't know this he was streaming he was doing like it looked like an instagram thing where it showed like the the two squares on top of each other where they're streaming together yeah it was like a live and it was just talking about politics it was this black dude I don't know who he was oh yeah rage rage it was it was the it was the clip I'm talking about when he was like, oh, well, I don't like Biden. He's like, I believe women should have like autonomy over their bodies.

And he was like. And Ray just like, and he was like, and he was like, you don't like Biden because like, so Aiden Ross thought that since Biden's president. Oh, he thought that because Biden was president, he, like, Roeby Wade being overturned. It was him. Oh my God. And the black dude under there was like, wait, are you, he, he, he, he, he, he, he serious? Like, he was actually like, I'm not, I can't tell if you're fucking with me or not.

Aiden Ross is dangerously stupid. He is. Like, like, I've never. And it's scary because I feel like he's just, he's a, he's, he's a, he's a no child left behind. Yeah. And he's in Florida, of course. Way too much influence.

But what happened is that he's just a young, he's a young man that unfortunately got wrapped up in the manosphere before he was done becoming him. You know, like it's like when you're young, you're still becoming yourself. You know, you're not like when you're, when you're 19, 17, 19 years old, you're on your way to become a person that's going to form into where you are. I'd be coming on it. But you're not quite there yet. And I thought he got wrapped into that bullshit before he got like his own sense of mind.

Look, look, look, look. There's all sorts of all, there's all sorts of sympathetic reasons why people end up in. Oh, no, he sucks though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure everybody has a good, like a good reason for being insane or stupid or whatever. Adam Ross and Sneako are those people that like we were being accused of being essentially.

The way that like, that's why it frustrates me, I think. I hate it. It's because it's just like, we were like, I remember being like crucified for like a, like not even a fraction. Yeah. of the shit that these people espouse and no real consequences for them at all. Yeah, it just takes off.

It just takes off. And even the way that people will make content about them, it's very, it's very kid gloves. It's very, yeah, yeah, it's very just like, it's very passive and very,

very just matter of fact. And it's not like, yeah, that whole like era that, that, you know, they call the SJW, anti-Shtad W era. It was so different. It was so wildly overblown.

It was so, that was the whole thing where it's like, bro, it was a lot of nature of the beast. fucking people Nazis that literally are not even close to being Nazis. They're just stupid. It was just, yes. I stand by that.

I think they fucked up totally. A lot of things. Because then when actual psychos came out or came about it, nobody believed him. Yeah. You fuck yourself. Yeah, but you called this guy Nazis. Like, yeah. That's specifically why, like, I remember like seeing the Richard Spencer thing where he was

like giving like a speech in, or whatever. And then like at the end, he just like, he raised his hand a little bit. Right? And I remember being like, ah, and then people were calling him a Nazi for him. I was like, well. I've been called Ani for the last like seven months So like I don't know

Is this I don't know Is it? I didn't know It casts so much doubt For no reason because he's actually crazy Yeah And the thing is a lot of those people Were obviously they were correct But the thing is they didn't

They were correct because they were scatter shot They were correct because they threw it everywhere Well what I mean is I mean like Yeah but like say there were some people that were They I guess they knew coded language Right as far as things that normal people Like myself didn't know because I didn't pay attention to the infiltration of white supremacy within certain cultures

or certain groups. Oh yeah, absolutely. So I didn't really know like say so. You also don't believe it. So there were people that were, I would, if I were taught it, I would be able to pick up on it. But it was these people were being like, you're fucking stupid. These people are this. These people, they were basically trying to make humiliation, trying to humiliate people or make people feel stupid is not going to, they're not going to listen to you, right? So if you're trying to get people, it's, that's why like, say, I can watch certain people. it was why I say Destiny Now, for example, is much more tolerable than how he was back then.

If you remember, he was just antagonistic. He was just shitting and being complete out. No, he still does that sometimes, obviously. But I saw him talk to these commentary creators, right? It was like a fucking forever stream. It was people in the commentary community. And it was a very... Oh, it was like the focus group?

Yeah, I'm listening to that right now. And it was like a very cordial... Yeah, I started, I think I listened to like about 10, 15 minutes of it. And I'll check it out later. It's really insane. But like you see how like chill and respectful. Yeah, exactly. It was in it.

Actman, fucking Willie Mac, Turkey, Tom. I would have done it honestly. If you were like, if I knew about it or something. Yeah,

I didn't, I just saw like in thumbnails later. I'm like, oh, interesting. Those conversations are, I think that's the nature of the beast that like what happened is that those conversations

weren't happening. They weren't. A lot of the, and I think it was because of the fact that that's not what was getting people paid. It wasn't. Exactly. People weren't getting paid for. They didn't want that.

. And I didn't want civility. Remember, there were people railing against. Remember what happened to Lacey Green when she had a fucking olive branch? Just trying to understand people on the quote-unquote opposition. They crucified her. They chewed her the fuck out. For her just being like, let me talk to some of these people.

Let me talk to Sargon or whoever the fuck. And they were like, no, you know, in retrospect. I mean, I don't know what you're talking about. That was fucking cringe of shit. That was crazy shit. I was like, this is fucking weird. It was just one of those things. right were now to be fair like what's her face it was funny because

Francesca Ramsey is she yeah she did a Trojan horse she was pretending to reach out to people she admitted it yeah it's like a weird thing and I was like why would fuck is wrong with you the thing that bothers me and look I don't I really don't have an ax to grind with this person anymore at this point it's yeah it is what it is like I don't know she brought it she brought me up out of nowhere like two years ago and that bugged me because I was just like what the fuck's going on but I don't I really don't care anymore it just I don't think about this person, I know it's fine.

Like go off and do, I wish you the best sincerely. We could have had the good ending. We could have had the people stop being, well, it's nature of content and it's like people being stupid. Things would have still gotten out of hand, but I think things could have, I think so. I think it would just, you'd still have Aden. You know what I mean? Like, I think, yes.

You would still have those people, but you have a more solidified front against like that. That is the biggest problem with our, with our political side, left-leaning people. We are fucking scattered like the wind. And we expect so much from you. beings as human beings we expect people to like a lot of them don't understand how in-depth politics and the nature of how fucked up things are in general like this it's it's just fucked you know like i um i listen to shit like this all the time because lily's very lily's gotten

very into like on politics right and i think it's going to make her go crazy but you know obvious because i was once someone that cared about it and i was like i think a step back from mental health genuinely because you know too many fucked up things happen and if you care it'll kill you you'll die faster but like yeah the idea of like we, the left, all we do is better and slander people for having just like the nature of the beast. Like I think, well, first and foremost, the fucking whole, everything going on in the Middle East right now with, like, is really stuff like that. I think that shit is fucking horrible. And I think no one should be pro that. But the idea of us being like, oh, don't get involved.

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Well, it's not, well, like, it's... I agree that we shouldn't be partaking and sending the money to kill anything. That's not even... I don't even view that as like a particularly big problem on the left, really. Well, no, it is. In conversation, it is a lot of people are like, oh, no, we can't vote for a president that's involved with that. No, the only problem I have is, like, look, it's... You can obviously hard stop genocide.

You can, we can... Right. But the thing is, I do... Optics are so fucking important, unfortunately. They are. So the people who... who are being antagonistic, the protesters who I feel like they have a right to be.

But optically... Well, no, look, I even mean even antagonistic. It's just like to say, like, you know, look, I think they have the right to be antagonistic as a protester because you're trying to stop people from being killed. However, fucking optics are unfortunately so goddamn important. When you shut down the fucking five free or whatever,

the 405 or whatever the fucking free, people all of a sudden are like, fuck them, fuck Palestine. It's stupid. So in the same vein is like, I was thinking of like, Francesco Rams or anyone we were just talking about that was being antagonistic. I mean, maybe we give you one example and then fucking move on, dude. She made a video about just voter IDs or races.

And I was like, that is an antagonistic title without explaining what she actually means. I agree. It's one of those things. When they went down this, I'm like, y'all need to calm down and just explain why this is happening. And not in a way it. And I feel like people, if they just realize that like, we have so many things. in common. We are on the same fucking common ground. The bear

and a man in the foresting is like that wasn't asked on a balanced drive of conversation. It also obfuscates. That's the hyperbolic nature of it. Well I was the same. It also obfuscates the obvious common sense resolution of that question. Yeah. It's like, okay, voter IDs are racist. You're like, what

the fuck? Why? How? And it's like oh, well, certain people are priced out of IDs and that happens to like minority like you have to pay for IDs. Like, oh, well, we should probably have free IDs. Yeah. We should We should like, we should be that. There should be access and then voting should be easier. We can talk about these things and make it not just be like, this is racist.

And I'm like, that's not fixing anything. Because I think it makes sense that you would, like, I know there are places that, I know that there are places that don't need, you don't need ID to vote. I think it would make sense just to like, I mean, it seems like, I feel like everybody should have an ID. I think they should be free. They should be free. I agree. I agree. I agree.

Yeah. I think your perspective. That's where tax money should go. Your perspective is the idea. And this is the perspectives, right? We have these perspectives of people that are genuinely. not bigoted people. So what happens is we over, we overview things sometimes, you know, where it's like, oh, Vort IDs,

it is a race system. 100% it's always been. That's been the conception of it. It's been for certain people to just not be able to vote very well. Look, I, that is the reason why it is. It's not racist because the concept itself has, it's, that's what we're talking about. They use it as a tool. Yeah.

No, they use it a tool, right? And that, and that is, and it's these things that like, it's common. Like, it's racist, but what is the real big problem? capitalistic problem is why. And in classism, it's all like a fucking shoot's and ladder type. It's a Scooby-Doo sandwich. It is, right? It's always a fucking, you can explain. So like this whites, this system system is going to use these. It's like gerrymandering, right? Yeah. It is considered racist because they know that a minority voters usually go left. So there's people that are in the right will specifically do these things to keep minorities from voting. And so that makes it inherently,

that, that tactic is racist. But, say in a system that is 99% one race, for example. It wouldn't be considered racist anymore as classes. And so the problem is this tactic. And so if we can talk about that and be like, we need to fix this fucking problem. And not focus solely on that it's just racist. And I feel like that's what loses people.

It's, yeah, because it's, I feel like what happens. And it's extreme and it's not specific. And what happens is that, you know, you're not telling anybody anything by saying it's racist. You're just, uh, right. No, you, I,

think you can, but it's, it's, you have to be willing to dig, you know, like, right? Right. I just every, every, but we're just talking about optics, right? Like, no, no, it's unfortunately failing regular people to understand the problem by just inherently being like, you're dumb, you're racist. That is the problem. It's like, yo, throw things at people 100% too. Well, it should, it, it shouldn't be insulting. They made it. Be informative. That's the wide things like that, like, those fucking questions people get asked on the street about these political things, right? If you, people arm them. And a means that like, oh, I want to get more viewership instead of I want to solve the problem.

So it happens instead of you saying like, oh, this is a problem because of X, Y, and Z, then it does affect this thing. And if you look at this thing in there, you'll see all this problematic nature of it. And it's like, oh, people, people were more receptive to that. Yeah. Do you know by taking part in this, you're a fucking big end? It's like, yeah, I just think. I just think people need to have conversations less about like, like, oh, this is a, this is a system. and then we, oh, it's this way, so we should, we should throw it out.

And it's like, okay, well, no, just look at the system and figure out what's wrong with it. And then, like, ameliorate that, that issue. What makes, what makes voter ID racist? Well, the nature of it being, precluding other people who do spot due to their, out there, like, situation. How does it do that? Because of the people, some people have less money to be able to pay for X, Y, and Z, right? Right. Right. So it's, it's exclusionary because of money.

And it's exclusionary because, because you have to pay money for an ID. But I think, but I think, but I think the, And why are we paying for IDs in the first place? But the rectification of that would be not paying IDs. But what happens is that you'd hope that when you'd find out there's still in justice being done to those people. So hopefully, in looking into this one thing, it would open your eyes to other things. Therefore, being able to, it's, it's just one beginning from step one to step two. But maybe step one might have more things involved with it that will help it.

Hey, but step two. I don't know what you're saying. But like how it's like he wants people to think critically, not going to happen. So what we want You're not having the right conversation It's like the idea of like fix the issue We got to direct people to the problem Because they're not going to think critically

And get there on their own unfortunately So the saying like Okay Minorities Black people historically poor in the United States Because of systemic racism We understand that So they're going to use these tactics To you know

Keep disenfranchising them How do we fix this? I think an easy solution is The voters getting the fucking gather And it's like all right We're going to make in this state starting, I guess. It should be federally. We're going to make IDs available. Enough people, if they get involved, it would happen. It's like fucking abortion being on the ballots and stuff

like that. Yeah. If enough people fucking got involved, I was talking to my mom the other day, and I was like, man, we millennials kind of failed because we did not get active enough. We just were too fucking jaded. We got apathetic way fast. Yeah. And so it's like, if we actually gave a fuck about things enough, but I'm like, and I didn't blame, I was just not going to go down that route, but I was going to be like, you guys were fucking worse. I was going to be that you fucking X's were fucking worse. But, but I was. But I didn't go down that route. I just wanted to put some blame on us.

It gets exceptionally worse. Reflecting. As you go back. Yes. So I was like reflecting on millennials. I'm going to reflect the millennials. I'm not going to attack her in her generation. But I was just like reflecting on us.

And I'm like even if they were fucking much worse, that doesn't mean that we should have been apathetic. That's the problem. Yeah. We as a group of people. We just didn't. We jacked off, man. We jeked off. We didn't.

We do. I'm goooning right now. I'm cooing literally right now. We were too busy fucking being mad at everything, making punk music. and then they were like, no, they were making punk music that like a little older telling us to care

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